you
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Let's go let's go
It is a beautiful,
as particular torsion Tuesday, gentlemen.
I do not know if I see the more beautiful day and many moons.
Many, many, many moons.
Oh, from the great times.
Oh, good heavens.
YouTube is down. You're down.
uhhhhhhh
Syndrome it is up good sir it is up okay shut up pussy now
How are you guys doing gentlemen? How are you guys on this five nights?
How are you guys on this five nights? I'm not muted either. I'm not muted either. All right pal
I'm not you at all whatsoever. You can hear everywhere coming from my mouth
I'm loud and and and and proud and and and clear as a quiz sir
Well tonight hold on win second
Let me see if I can detect a real chap that isn't just muted hold on be be be be be be be be since it's indicate zero
Unfortunately, fuck all of you
We are playing power world tonight. I have some bad news
I'm in a discord with hunch. That's not the bad news. Well
Well, here's what he asked.
If you ask me, that is bad news.
All right, secondly, everyone has surpassed us
monumentally in both power and whatever the set.
All right, so here's what we're gonna do.
I know only we have one day of training,
but we're going to take what we have learned
from our one day of training and abuse.
Any mechanic we possibly can, any mechanic.
Let's think about this for a moment.
Number one, rushing the quests.
That may work, that may work.
Number two, remember when Mr. Gimmick captured
that level 40 horsey,
and he leveled up three times,
three times in one capture.
Maybe we just make like a thousand blue balls.
and go to the furthest reaches of the map and get the craziest, most high level monster
you have ever seen and level up a million times in one go.
Exactly, exactly.
Exactly.
We will find a way, we must find a way to surpass our inferiors.
That's right, you heard me, not our comrades, not our co-workers, our inferiors.
You know what? Let me allow you to speak to one of our inferiors now.
Hello, Mr. Hunt. Oh, Edmunds, JVB, how are you on this Friday?
Good day, good day.
Inferiors. Inferiors. Both of you. Inferiors. Inferiors.
You have no idea who you are talking to.
Scum. Scum. Scum.
You have no idea who you're talking to right now.
This one barely knows how to read. Listen, Hunt, listen.
Listen, I know you may have your cool little Pokemon or whatever. It may what you know what go ahead tell me what level are you?
Go spill the beat 30. That's it
rudimentary
truly
elementary
a BB will be joining the peanut clan tonight and
Oh, yes, what we have up there. Okay. All right. Well, all right. What's going on here?
Yeah, I was invited to a team last night.
Yeah.
I just talked on to it now.
We kind of just make sure that everything was moral.
There was no slavery of any kind.
I think you mean hi-ya!
Yeah, it was very hi-ya.
And G&G invited me to her guild.
I thought I was going to guess.
The better guild.
I thought I was going to guess.
I mean, it looks great.
everywhere. There's a nice base. It's organized. Let me tell you something, baby. Let me tell
you something. Feeling from anybody. We capture animals, but when we put them to eternity
of unpaid labor, we have unlimited food. We have clear rest spaces. We have open fields
for them to roam and to mingle, and we care for them. We pet them. We don't care for shit.
I don't know if he doesn't care for that stuff.
Do not listen to this heathen. He is an inferior.
He kicked me out of the group. I woke up and I was gone.
He is an inferior.
He is inferior to the peanut group. All right?
Now listen. Now listen.
What are you feeding them?
I feed them lamb ball steak with cranberry sauce.
Um, so, you know, I pooped in your food drop.
So you're actually feeling cranberry diarrhea.
Now listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me really quickly.
It's Pina Pooh. Pina Pooh is great.
Let me tell you something. You know what we call Genji?
Listen, I know this is a small server, but we call Genji the Hassan of Power World.
She does not treat her animals nearly as good as the Pina Group
me and gimmick do for our animals.
I'm telling you, it is ten times.
Ten times the better livelihood at our encampment than her.
He's a liar. That is a lie.
That is not a lie.
Don't listen to him.
That is not a lie.
He's a lie.
That is not a lie.
He's a lie.
He whispers nothing but lie to you.
There's an easy way to settle this.
Okay.
What's your best name Pokemon?
Or wait, can't say that.
What's your best name?
Pal, Pal, Palmon.
You can say it.
They just can't say it.
We have a circular green frog
that we named Coconut Bee.
Honestly good.
It's a good name.
Okay, you should have that you beat that how did you beat that do you have a pal Bundy?
No, but I'm pretty sure she didn't even come up with that. I'm pretty sure give a kill over that yesterday
Give me who's actually stealing
He didn't even he didn't even come up with it a single one of his own names
It was chat check in every single one of them
Couldn't agree more
So much for high Q high Q
Me and my bug leaders came up with those shaman paladin
What about that what about that huh? What about that? That's a pretty good one
What about
Saddam Poche
How about that?
Not your pal
If you join my group today, I will change our entire team's name to Palkana
Because what because what oh
I know why well, that's what I know. I mean look because like this is because it's a silly day
No, okay. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, we get well, you know, yeah, well
Oh, damn, I've got like five really good jokes.
I've got five, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got.
I got a good joke after a good joke, man.
I hope you get comfortable enough one day, man.
I'll be mean, I'll be mean, because I'm like
two fucking shits about how if you laugh at the joke
and I'm gonna get banned, you dumb bitch.
Let it rip, man.
No, I can't, it's not you, Abimi.
I don't care if you think my joke is funny,
I'll get banned if I say those jokes.
Let it rip, what's a one day ban?
What's a one day ban?
No ban.
They'll be lighted up down the block.
It'll be a week ban.
I'm telling you, there are guys with,
you ever seen the movie Knives Out?
No, have you ever seen that movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It has nothing to do with the movie,
but people have their knives out,
waiting for me to mess up,
waiting for me to make a mistake.
I don't know why I brought the movie into it.
I just, the name applies to this one.
but listen give it give it give it to you
this is my sub master
I'm not getting on out here I'm a I'm part of the twitch stuff I've been sent in here to set things straight
my name's Alan I'm one of the higher ups in the language police and listen
letter rip
fantastic fantastic that is so great
that is so great
that is so fantastic thank you
you have a 10 minute window to letter rip go right on ahead
Oh, they should they did they should do that ten minutes every week where you can say anything you want
Anything
But one day
Al-Qaeda wouldn't ban me that is true
Will I say Al-Qaeda
Probably not as good as twitch and YouTube and kick
No, it's probably subpar. The internet's probably slow. It's probably not as stable. The creator
rewards programs aren't as good probably. They pay you with AK-47s and not money. There's
a lot of, you know what I mean? And I think you have to move there too.
I just dominated a boss. Where are you guys at?
I lost track of the conversation.
Let's get in there.
It's time to get in there.
Oh my God.
I almost just leaked the IP.
Holy shit. Thank God this is covered down here.
Woo!
Thank goodness.
Oh, Mr. Pelican.
How's it going?
Thank you, Bob.
What?
You've been slaying since like 7am.
He has you know, okay, by the way, you know, he's only level 30. He's only level 30
Let's get him here. Give me and give it two hours and we will surpass you and your entire bow group easily
We have right tonight this house wait aren't you on our aren't you in our clan?
I was supposed to be I woke up this morning. We're not having a home anymore. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, the server the server the server reset in white. Yeah, I shoot you. Oh my god
Where's the password? Yeah, I lost the password. I pretty safe password business. Oh, there it is. Okay. Oh
Cool Pokemon. That's
Pretty cool Pokemon
Just a 1% chance on a blue ball
Oh, how much would a top where'd you get that out of the book?
That's right
I had a stroke reading that that was I've never seen
but he's called PHY UGK that's gonna be the Italian version.
I can't really tell you anything too crazy.
Inferior to the all body people, simple heads against the mighty tortoise, I was to go glide.
Trust me boys, we're about to grind.
You're about to see more progress made in any video game that you have ever seen.
A streamer, your friend, your stuff, anyone has ever made in a short,
Period of time. We're about to rule this land in a matter of hours and I'm not
Guys don't stand too long you go blind
Don't stand too long you might go blind
Don't stay whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't stand too long you might survive
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You might go blind all right boys you might go blind
should keep that mind my dog is also my beautiful face if you'd like to look at
that as well now mr. gimmick capture yes there's gonna be oh shit well oh wait
coconut I mean not gonna give me yes someone is plotting a raid against your
base yeah yeah it's about last night is this hot or is it like something else
No, it's the AI they're gonna they're just gonna it's just honestly it's more of a loot delivery
Wait, hold on we say it wait, we do get this then I
Played for a couple hours after you left last night. I got a couple. Oh, that was my that was my
I have a question should we
Just really quick before this what happens should we turn off the setting now?
It's cool to say yes, it's cool to say no
I'm just want to hear some advice so we turn off the server setting that whatever you capture sits a level 1 billion monster
It it goes down to your level. I
Mean I vote I hate level scaling, but I hate it's purpose
So, you know that would be my vote, but I'm not gonna complain either way
I feel like if you somehow are able
to capture something of that magnitude you should reap the benefits I'm
getting worried that that's a bad idea and we'll skip on everything and ruin
the game that's right okay let's do it I do understand its purpose it does it
can have negative it does make sense but it just doesn't feel right it just
doesn't feel right I don't like that about you will keep it we'll keep it for
now, but I just wanted to know I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't agree with it.
By the time we're all like level 40, 45, I feel like at that point, maybe release the
gates. Because at that point, we'll have experienced most of the early and mid game,
and then it'll all just be- Oh my gosh, they're all starving.
Legendary hunt. I
Listen listen, I'm about to level up with all of let's let's get rid of this band of morons here
Should I put all my best guys at the basic quick for defense and just we just leave everybody right now. No, no, no, no
The single Pokemon I will take care of this
you are a great power
i give him fifteen seconds
you are a great power
Grate power
Great power middlingFrom great power great power
You are a great power
great power
You are a great power great power
This you are greatจr
great power
You are a great power great power
You're a great power
great power
You are a great power
Just great you're a great power
Okay, all right great. It's great power
great power
It's time where you get good juice
Ah, did you swine?
Fantastic.
Great power.
Yeah.
Great power.
You, you, you, you know what, you know what, I'm gonna stand back and make you have about
a minute until the rain.
How about you show all of us how it's done?
It'll be, it'll be my pleasure.
It'll be my pleasure.
What's the, what's that?
Is that a timer?
Do you have to go?
Press M, it's at the top of your map.
Oh, there you go.
50 seconds.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Last time I came from this way.
Give him room.
This will be like nothing.
I'm not seeing anything spectacular yet. I'm honestly quite unproplexed. There's a man
over there. Who's that man over there? Oh, at our base? There's a guy over here. Oh,
Hey folks.
Yeah, I mean, cool little base you guys got.
Oh, base.
Are you the one who got team?
Pal Capone.
No, I'm just stopping by.
Just stopping by to say hello, take a look.
No, we have to name our guild.
Hold on, what's that, wait.
Everything is whole.
Unnamed guild.
Oh, it has a.
That's kind of a.
You have an illumination.
It's looming.
I'm so far behind you guys oh okay here we go all right oh these are different
this time oh I haven't cooked man and watch them disappear I give them 10
more seconds now and it's done oh there's another wave coming this is new
oh here we go she empowered the sheer power
well where that one going oh she's ridiculous ridiculous wow I should have
caught some of these to be honest give me that was impressive that was
Impressive cut soon these oh, thank you. That was impressive
Well, if you can patch me a W for mr. gimmick for defending our homestead against the invaders. It's my pleasure
It's my pleasure
Now let me tell you something first you get back me in the bunker to do
We were chatting about how to level up very quickly
I'm not I don't want to see it in the presence of enemies. I mean, you know who yeah, oh, you know
Yeah, right, right. I'm gonna meet you guys. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you mean I gotta talk to mr.
gimmick. I've got a talk right. You'd up real quick. We'd up. It should be me. I gotta talk to
mr. gimmick alone privately privately. I'm not in the presence of enemies in the presence of enemies.
should we go ahead and move around quickly?
There we go.
I see you're saying that.
Give me.
I was trying to move around a bit.
Yes.
Remember last night when you captured that horse, you gained three levels?
I do.
Think about it.
Hutch is only like 14 levels ahead of us.
Blue balls, you can make like a thousand in like 10 minutes.
What if you just make a thousand blue balls, rush out to the end.
I have teleport points.
as the eye can see is teleport out there and throw a thousand blue balls at the highest
of creatures you can find and just double up past 30 in half an hour and we just throw
at his face. We make fun of him. He is our lesser. He is inferior.
Yeah. All right, I'm dragging you back in.
I think this is, actually, I think that could work. I mean, I think I got really freaking
lucky with this, but perhaps we could get really freaking lucky again.
pertain to which welcome back miss shabby welcome back you have permitted into
the council hence again I'm in we're gonna put our nose down and farm that's
right oh shoot Habibi's back oh we're gonna put our nose down and farm the
regular way questing my secret oh he's back he's back oh god oh god farming is
hardly a secret yes oh there's such as your father's location
What are the most highly-gotted secrets in the realm of land?
And let us let us commence mr. gimmick. Let me do the preparation stage. Would you like to join me the preparation stage?
I would the preparation age
Preparation stage
precipitation age
I would love to join you absolutely. Okay. I
Don't have my belt right now. He's he's kind of dead. So I gotta wait like five women
I'm just gonna run around doing
Who's down there
Baby, will you get out of our lands? These are the peanut. We look it. We gotta get we gotta get a yellow name
So I can yell it. He'll be better
Yeah, she's careful about telling me to leave your land. You never know let me I might have been native to this boy go back
back over to Jim's place.
I feel alive.
Let me see.
Okay, let's see.
What is a great name?
Hey, on this topic of conversation, quick question.
Go ahead.
Oh, what is the point of a guild?
It is to band together as a team against Genji's
Legion of Misfits, fools and usurpers.
Right. So when I was on today and I had access to zero of our resources.
How did that help band against Genji?
Oh, did you not have a role?
Oopsie. Nope.
Yeah. Oopsie.
I couldn't open a single chest, I couldn't open anything.
Okay, we got Hadescourne named Palqai'nab.
Oh yeah.
Ah, the natural name of course.
The natural name as expected.
We have claimed our name and we will rule these lands.
Look at how I just got it.
Wow.
Do you want one? I got two now.
I got two now. You want one?
Follow me, Jimmy. Follow me, gang.
You got to put this midi-blue bag on the top of your head
before our plan to work.
Rolls up the tongue.
Choose that one.
Just rolls up the tongue.
Rolls up the tongue with ease.
You got to do it on your own.
Give it away, pals.
He's just giving them away.
So, Mr. Peanut, what do you think about that point?
Hello?
What point?
Hello, my child!
Oh, hey, my son.
The point about I couldn't do anything because I'm...
...roll locked.
I can't access any of our chests or anything.
Oh, yeah, I would come off to you!
Yo, you're member! Yeah, those are locked chests. You don't get to access those.
I'm leaving the guild.
Wait, hold on!
Wait, hold on, let me talk with the council.
gimmick, should we allow him to access our...
...our chests to loot and plunder?
Our chests?
Hmm
What level is he 13?
Don't deserve that you should leave these
Come and join a better group little do they know I have their top five pals, and I'm on my way
Little do you know I keep my top five pounds. I'm impossible
Yeah, that's impossible. That's got me of being but I am
Listen, come on over John come on
Would you feel comfortable being a part of a guild that would willy-nilly invite without even a discussion exactly yeah
Yeah, exactly
Serious
Serious, but we had to take we had to take
You can be a parent guilds
different guilds and hutch offered his resources his life hutch is gonna eat
all these resources by the night
no one joined that you fattening you up you're gonna eat you fuck you he's
fattening you up like that which is about me you don't know nothing I don't
I'm gonna run this fucking place into the ground.
Don't get back up.
You hear that?
You hear that, John?
His leadership will run this place into the ground.
He's already admitting he is not fit to lead.
You know who is fit to lead?
I even have a deer.
The Bungulator.
The Bungulator and his right hand mistress, Mr. gimmick.
Mistress.
Oh.
Yes.
I don't know.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Right.
Yes, subject myself to such leadership.
Under Hutch's false claim of rule, the usurper.
That is what you're referring to, the usurper?
I think I might as well not be in a guild.
No, you can be in our guild.
Okay, hold on.
I've got this furry leaning up against the door doing a TikTok
Thirst trap added live
Okay, all right. Okay. Thank God now I can enter the house that would be very very favorable
Okay, let's see here let me see what was I up to okay? I've got my mouth back
So don't you feel humiliated at this point? I do I do chest and this you see how they're calling you mr
You tell the company you cheating you as if you are a child me and gimmick we have to have a real life discussions like adults
leaders need
Smart and intelligent
Counsel yeah, and that is why we are considering you and only you amongst this group of buffoons and thieves and and and and
Mystery ends
Yes, yes, and I
How do I have...
...what they've been doing with their pals?
How do we...
Yeah, John's been fucking his pals.
I mean, John made their mind.
No, I haven't.
John's...
They don't allow fucking up their pals at their groups.
That's got the bad news for you, buddy.
They're very judgmental.
How do I get the animals to work on this with me?
Wait, hold on.
How do I get the animals to help me work on these fears?
On your on your wood on my workbench. How do I get them to find them to it?
How do I do that?
They should just auto do it. There is a way I haven't done it yet, but there is a way to make a
If if a pal has multiple things it can do you can set it to only do
One of them and then they'll focus on that test. Oh, I gotta have somebody gotta help me with it
Oh, thank God. Okay. I'm glad. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna guy help me
I
See you've taken my crossbow, haven't you I
Remember how John couldn't gain access yes
I couldn't get access and so I went to a place that
Well, yeah, actually the world you wouldn't let us in our discussion, but she was we allow them to access to our tests
I say we allow them to have access. I say we each get one personal iron
Blocked iron chest for like eggs that we find right
Those and like our gold and everything and then everything else we open it up to us three only
One thing if the Dark Lord she becomes
Mm-hmm requires a human sacrifice. I say we do choose John though. I do agree. I do agree
You give it to me I need to make a statement lost my pickles I
Know I got the idea what that means hold out loud because I know all of peanuts chest codes
Because I mentioned it and I got 12 whispers saying what his code is
You do not know my test code. You do not know my secret test code
I'm going to be how do you know that wedge
The hacker guy told me oh
He was probably in the mainframe. You're probably off the code. He was he was you could read that straight off the
HTML dot exe is so whatever
Yes
It's you make the preliminary phase of our master plan by the way is almost complete if you would like to
Join me soon to go into full effect
I'm almost ready
Making I'm making three
John is being real
persnickety
About join
What are you making before?
beautiful
Iron chests on the side
Go ahead and get on that.
You are master plan.
All right, Mr. Gimmick.
Getting signs on walls.
Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Gimmick.
Mr. Gimmick, I see, listen, I see what's
done with this as well.
We move.
We move our base location to a
far, deep into the bowels of the map.
Build a huge castle that rivals even
Roman entainer.
The Greek gods.
The Greek gods would side down
And what live there? We can actually have two bases if we do we need to
Okay, we can already we've already leveled up so we can have we can have another whole base without getting rid of this one
Oh, that's fantastic base without getting rid of this one. Yeah, I've got oh, I've got I'm gonna see the item
And 21
221. Ah yes. Ah yes. Let me actually, let me do a little bit of that myself here.
Yeah, you make sure, you make sure as well. You make sure as well. I'm just gonna keep
making them. Let me know when you're ready to go. I'm just gonna keep grinding these
out until we have too many to count. And then we're gonna go, okay.
I might be worth a roll, you're too expensive. Oh wait, don't remind me. I've got 176.
I've got 265.
You're 265? Oh my god.
There's just a bunch of loose ones in the chests here.
Woo!
Do you think it's worth it?
I think it might be worth it to do the upgraded version if you have tons of that copper.
It's about...
Yeah.
Oh wait, the copper.
Well, I think it takes one copper per to make the upgraded one.
Wait, wait, whose crossbow is this? What is this?
Easy peasy.
Oh, it takes it takes one Indian three word three stone and one yeah, I see maybe worth to do the green ones
We can produce them in one of what?
Would you like to know whether boy?
It might be worth it. You do why am I in here? Why am I in the kitchen?
Why an enemy? You're an enemy of the state. Why are you here? Why are you are the enemy of the state?
You do not deserve to know inside intelligence of Paul kinder
I feel like we're going to get in trouble eventually.
I'm going to say something, and then because that alone was close.
That alone.
That was on the border line, and as you continue saying that power will be in the downfall,
power will be in your downfall, and you believe it would get all the games.
It was Pal Qaeda that did him in.
It was all kind of all kind of there's so much what I hear it's ridiculous. Oh my god
I mean we're mass producing a seal trees are the trees. Thank you trees the deer wood does come from trees
The deer that's right. Oh ham dude. They just head but those trees all day long
wait, oh
Give it. Is there like a place where you can get like unlimited of the copper?
Is that just the metal or regular metal or a regular metal or yeah?
Is there like a place where I can just keep hitting and hitting?
We probably should get like a pow.
We could do it.
Which one is the best pow to mine whore?
It's really good for it.
The Rush Roar?
Rush whore?
The Rush? The what? Who?
Well that's just what they're called, alright? I didn't make it.
Well we need a Rush whore. What are Rush whores?
They are the hawk.
Are those the best metal farmers in the game?
I'm getting word that the mammoth I have is highly, highly skilled at doing that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would make sense.
Hold on.
That would make sense.
Is the mammoth very good?
I mean the dig toys.
I don't know what the dig toys is.
Have one of those?
Dig toys.
Is this a dig toys?
I don't have a dig toys.
I got a mammoth.
Mammarist, a bad dragon, a hawk, a gummosh, and a pinking.
Hmm, I got one.
I'm dealing with a mammoth, so all I have to do is make a mammoth.
Oh, do you, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Do you have your saddle for the bird from Flying Mount?
No, I, no.
You must begin, you must begin.
It's a symbol immediately.
The symbol immediately.
resources remember I gave you that bird it's gonna make traversal so much
easier wait I just got so I just picked up 1288 stone I don't know how I'm moving
I saw good thing those thighs look at those thank you thank you
actually bulging their bulge there we go much lighter much lighter okay I do not
own the shadow blueprint.
Ab and press R.
I don't know what that means, but, um, wait, hold on.
What was the question I just asked?
We, we, hold on.
We, I don't want the saddle right now.
I want to go back to what I was doing.
What was I doing?
Oh, yes.
I must make a settle for my mammoth to get mental.
What level is the mammoth saddle?
I don't know.
Did you know what you were doing?
Is, uh, this your egg?
Your little gamba egg?
What the eight are you not be serious? All right, I'm going to oh
My goodness, that's far too far away. We can bring it. We can't do that
Take the egg bring it to us. I'll give you a hundred Megaspheres
We we give it where's your flying? What's the flying one called?
Nightwing and what level is that you remember?
for the saddle like 14 or something or oh wait wait wait I can start one for you
so you don't have to waste a point and then you just pick it up thank you good
said thank you but is an air socks good for mining metal I feel like that that
sounds like it would be good for my battle wait oh shit we are just an air
socks good for mining that was all of our leather no cloth go no policy how's
as possible. What is good for mining metal? What is good for mining metal? Oh, well, I
want this, the mega shield. Holy crap. I'm making this immediately. That sounds crazy.
I'm getting that right now. Well, the old saddle, we might have to, we need more leather
and palladium and all kinds of stuff. We touch what they do in your pow box. I'm
You
He says you thank you. I didn't made them king. Yeah
Probably the previous king that is how that works. Yeah, probably your successor
Yeah, well, you know that way he would be the sex there probably your credit sexy me. Yeah, probably the credit
Pony probably a predator
Yeah
Well parachutes
lose their ability I was unaware of some tribulations I was unaware of
some tribulations hmm what you did this mega seal let's get this mega
silver because that's that's that's fine that's really good we're gonna want
that anyway from grinding stone what is my guy up to what is he doing is he an
idiot no dude don't say that about him yes we get to where blue stuff wait what's
Oh, that's not a blue rock everybody
You might guys an idiot he just keeps running off
They're 30 like a 25 I need five more. I should be should be good. Oh, she's me. What's your big one?
Are you in here? I am I'm here right here. I don't be gay probably boys. I just captured a merchant
We guys what what is that merchant with the AK with the collision cough?
Will sell us ammo
Syringes oh
No, no, you are you are the guild of traitors and usurpers and and and and buffoons
I would never leave my guilt for a guilt such as well. Oh my god, but
Well, I picked up what less than one million stone. Oh my god. Oh my goodness hear that you hear that they're over there talking about stone. I
Picked up over
The pennies you have in your pocket to your bro, bitch
That's not very kind at all. That's not very kind at all rare rare
Oh my god now these sell
Secondary market for a good
Yeah, but they do pal I bet they do
But a master
Yeah
They call me power man in some places
They call me they call me pal Rod James in this game. I'll have you know I
Will have you know I will have you know
All right, give me I have enough to make my shield. I'm going back up. Do you use what he used your hog to
Get the metal
I'll use this hog, we can use this hog.
This guy's sleeping or dead?
Yeah, this is a type of hog we can use.
Can I kill this guy?
I'm gonna throw him on a check.
We'll figure it out later, we'll figure it out later.
I can't have this guy die again.
What a great journey.
A great journey about good proportions.
We were playing yesterday, 19.
Oh, what level on 13? I didn't really play. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my get the stone for days
I'm catching up. Whoo
Miss gimmick. I have a turn for my ventures and I have
Many a resources many a resources. Oh, I didn't even know you left for it. I would have come my bad
Do not come give me do not give me. Do you go get metal with your poor?
I'm going. I will do that now. I think I
Remember a place with a lot of...
When do you meet the Mega Shield, man?
If I remember correctly...
Oh, holy shit.
Dude, whose fucking crossbow is this?
Clutter it up the workbench.
It's mine!
It takes a long time, it's very complex.
Who fucking would have had this?
I can't make anything around here.
I need to make a Mega Shield, and I'm pretty sure this is the bench I do it on.
Oh, shit.
I
Will be stealing your crossbow. I'm stealing your cross. What I'm stealing it John John. Where you at? Yeah
That's in the middle of a
We make the I need you
To me right now
No, yes, no, yes, what's so good another bench? Yes. Yes
Oh, that's good. There's so much.
Come on, Ben. Sure on over here, bud.
Okay.
What's that Ben's called? What is it called?
Hmm, Palkaida Burpida.
Old word. Can't you tell me what Ben's it's called?
What? What Ben's it?
I mean, upgraded Ben's.
Oh.
Here it is a high quality workbench. Oh, that's cheap. We can just get some nails and do this right now. Oh
And of these here we go
Yeah, you're helping here Jack and stop working on gimmicks class ball
That's it back to internal imprisonment with you
He's lost he's lost his right to be free
Confused to the other sounds fuck give it to him. He's car for that
John, what's your ETA?
About two hours. My dear just died. Ah
Fantastic
Fantastic, we what is John? Wait John. What are you doing meddling with the enemy?
Are you just wanted to tell me something? Oh
Hey John, you didn't leave you didn't leave there again. Give me do you think John is meddling with the enemy?
What the freakin heck?
I don't know what they're talking about. Oh, oh my god, we got the
We got Coachy helping
Our nation
Thanks, Coachy
He's playing both teams
He's playing both sides
Wait, did you join us, John?
Yeah, I'll cast your teams
Stop working on his crossbow!
That's it! Back to internal imprisonment
Oh my god, I'm carrying too many items
Ah, here we are
who's a suspicious maybe sedition.
No, John, we do not relate with the enemy in this group here.
We do not conversate with the enemy.
Hutch is trying to lure you and probably for sexual purposes.
Probably for devious sexual purposes.
And we're not supposed to have sex with Hutch?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, we're not, good question, good question.
Okay, all right, no, all right.
Well, well, you're not supposed to, but you know, it's, you gotta
bend the rules to get stuff done.
Every now and then, every now and then you have to break the rules again sometime.
Excellent point, Mr. Giddick, excellent point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we got the mega shield.
Now we have to do
Now I'm getting my go get back blown out by a loop. Are you getting metal with your hog, right?
Yeah, I just brought back a whole load. Oh
Whole load has been delivered fantastic. Do you want to go ahead and try our plan real quick?
Let's do it. How much how much better did you get? I
Got 80 before I was
80 that shit
Well, I'm in thousands.
We need to write it.
That's very great.
We got a cucumber.
You can only hold
so much.
I'm getting another load right now.
Right at the base too.
Be an immediate load.
Well, hold on. Wait a second.
Wait, what does it do?
Guys, do
Do the blue balls ever go under 1% probability or is that not a thing?
What is that?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, like can it be like point five percent probability or is it always that's our master's it?
Do a oh, yeah, is a green ball gonna be just as bad as a blue ball because of level
Is that I think I think a green ball is about four times more likely. That's why I wanted to get a shitload of metal
I even on a even on a one that's like outleveled. Well, yes, remember that that that giant level 40 dm
You're trying to catch
Uh-huh the blue ball on that guy have one percent chance and the green ball had a four percent chance
Okay, all right. Okay, that is yeah, that's okay. Then this then there you go
I've read I ran the numbers
Yeah, I know I'm kind of the math guy around here, and it's actually four times more likely. Oh
Are you sure?
Four times yeah, whoa four times more likely whoa
You said I
Ran the idea the data. I checked. Yeah. Oh, I'm pretty confident about impressive impressive
All right, okay. I got
I'm gonna undo all the metal that you did and undo all the progress
Okay, okay, it's fine good good track good track good track all right and go yeah, it's fine okay
Here we are or I've I've I've added even more metal to our furnitures. Oh
Oh
Wait, we have a stone farm. We have a tree farm. Why don't we have a metal farm? Is that a thing?
It's surely
Of course
We plant a gun
Bill
Oh, I'm getting with the metal farm is we have a 24 24. Oh, let's go do our plan first
Let's go do our plan first
you think
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I'm ready and able
Fresh to Ranger one quick moment
You know what I better do that as well oh very important that we don't the doctor of the gods very important that we don't leave
Without our sustenance one moment. Let me grab one and then I'm ready
Oh
I heard this really really cool events going on in targ off what what's all about give me the deep
Worse oh
Fantastic man. They made it. They turn the lights off. They added people trying to kill you it multiplied it by 30
Oh, I'm ready.
That actually sounds pretty fun.
Alright, Mr. gimmick, I'm going to head down.
Oh, I just remembered you can teleport from the base.
I'm just going to head to this teleporter.
Tell me which teleporter is your furthest teleporter.
And we're going to go to that one.
I'll go right now.
I'm going to the furthest one.
Okay, it's actually wedged on labs. That's great. Well, hold on. I have a further teleport than you do
Which one are you going to?
You go to that one, sir, I say that again, but I'm my furthest one. I never got my flying mount
Saddles, we should go get that first. I
Mean, I think that would be wise
Don't worry. There's always some more to do, but I'm pretty sure the thing is we need I think
Hold on I might have the leather actually. Well the thing is is that we have to scale that volcano and I've already tried doing it on foot
And it's pretty age diarrhea syphilis. Yep. Yep. I think this should be pretty quick
I think we need might need like two more leather which should be easy-peasy. Let me check
Where's the where's the bird that you gave me? Where's the bird? What's it called?
It's called a night wing or something a night wing a night wing. Oh, yeah, I see it palladium cloth
We need nine leather. We have the cloth
How do we make sure there?
How do you make you just grab it you gotta go kill wait?
I definitely did you use the cloth already? Oh, no, no, that's impossible. No, I
Know that's impossible. Let's see that's impossible. No. Oh
Don't give that time. Oh, no, I don't know if I did it. I'm not lying. I've just been doing random stuff, but
All right, I swear
I love this door. Have I mentioned wait is it do you have cloth on you? Yeah, it's a great door
Oh, I have ten cloth on me. I have
Yes, that's just put it in a chest
We found it we've discovered it
There it is. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go get some leather real quick like okay real quick
Okay, I'm working on the power spheres while he's working on my butthole.
Dude, these chests are...
The chests are a bit small.
I feel like...
I built iron ones.
I don't...
There's another row of chests out here as well.
I mean, listen, you feel free to build chests.
The ultimate goal is to make the whole world chests.
Good.
You have my blessing.
Good.
Oh
Leather I'm gonna go kill some hogs
But where do you hogspot quickly?
Whippy snippy. I think they're up here to the north. Where'd you go? Use vanish?
I'm going to kill hogs
I'm hogging over how the hell did you get over there? Oh?
I can't you can just fast travel from anywhere in the Bay's without touching the box. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, how do you do such?
You just open up your map and you click the button.
I know that.
Yep, yep, yep, only the base works for that.
The pylons you do have to touch them.
This should be Hans.
Yep.
All of you, all of you boys, hatch your egg.
That's a bite.
That's because you give it to someone
who doesn't want to disturb it.
You'll be ready in the park.
Send him into a frenzy and make him angry.
You'll be hogging.
How many hogs are you got?
What's he left now?
I got a lot of hogs.
Yeah, they're good workers.
They're good hogs.
They are good workers.
We got a hog working for us right now.
But we make sure he's well fed.
We give him breaks.
No you don't.
No, you don't.
You are horrible to your animals.
You don't know shit.
I just
My animals work until the break of death and I love
Yeah
That's right this means what we want to be yeah, yeah any longer. They just a groggy to get lazy
Yeah, give me what do we do here? Do we kill this guy?
You can save this and we get a we get a free pound. Oh
Oh
Just doing my work
Okay
Where do we get the house for buddy we gotta get dogs they should be around here somewhere
I don't know exactly how much leather does each hog give you
One maybe three to give ten hogs
No, no, no, we already have ten leather. Oh grab this right how much leather do we need? I?
I think we need
Maybe two maybe ten I
I forgot I
Forget to give me cut his hog
Maybe how are you? I just got on I just got on
There these dang hogs at oh, there's a few I can't like right up there. I don't remember them spawn in here. Oh god
I don't know what's the magic squirrel magic your squirrel. I give up. No
Look at these things. What is he likes? These are like the foxes, but they're cooler. Well, oh, I'm falling a random boy
They just say you
You just not rendering you get over there. Okay. I was just following random boy
Perfect. Oh look at that guy
Oh
Oh, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh, it's all right. I'll just grab this one
Just grab this one
I'm here in Fox Park spot sparks give leather so we can start killing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, these guys give leather too. Oh
perfect
Beautiful we got a let these guys give leather
we've got to kill those foxes oh fantastic fantastic let's get let's get
all of them let's kill them all oh man oh and there's a bunch of all of our
yeah three employees that are volunteering are depressed hungry good
we don't want the morale to be too high or though no gather and kill us we're
just one of them to syringes we need to give him anti-depressants we need to
give them heroin now whoa that's a plan if I've ever heard what that's a good
one that's a good plan pretty much that's pretty much yet
wait can you kill monkeys and they give you leather or no it's find out you can
catch
There's a trader one of those
No leather no leather from those I've got four leather on me. How much you got I got three. Oh, I got three
Hmm this thing about this guy. This guy. Yeah, this guy looks kind of leathery
Yeah, oh
Oh, yeah, let's give these give leather kill all kill them all. Oh, no, that was fiber that was fiber
No, I got leather I got
Beautiful beautiful leather and cloth
All right, I think I got five. How much do you have I've got four?
We should might as well do one more. Yeah, one would be safe
Oh, that monkey's got a shotgun.
I only got five of them.
Oh my, oh my God!
Oh my God, my guys almost dead.
What the hell?
What the freaking heck?
My guy's gonna die.
He's what?
He's one shot.
What's he doing? Jesus Christ. What's he been getting into? He's been eating stinky stuff or what?
That monkey shot him with a shotgun and lit him on fire.
Ooh, maybe it's a type thing. It's a type thing.
Type shit, type shit.
Type shit. I think it's type shit, type shit.
I
Know how to do this right he was a shiny ad
What shiny I
I'll meet you back at base. I see some more. I'm gonna grab this leather bean bang booms gonna be very
Yeah, I'm going to you right now, but I'm gonna go get I'm gonna go back to base to and then we'll make the center that embark on our journey
Sounds like a plan. Yeah, I'm gonna ride this guy
That sounded weird actually. Sorry, I'm gonna ride this bad dragon. There we go. What's
that? Oh, somebody lives here. Oh, it's all of me. Yeah. Oh, how do we get to the top
this mountain weird looking stuff going on here though you get out of there you
scream hmm what wait how you don't know where I am you better scream you don't
know where I am so that could be any way I could be any way to get it take
everything I'm watching you I'm watching I'm screw the wheels from their chairs
absolutely still a soul out of their water shoved everything into a bag
we don't need wheels on our chairs we can walk because we got legs wow that is
such a insensitive thing now I was just about to say that thank you thank you
there's none what's what's wrong with what I said we got legs it's facts well
I cut my balls while shaving and it's a bloody sweaty mess down there. Yeah. Is it a fact? Yes
Yes, did it need to be said no exactly exactly exactly?
What hold on guys I cannot get to this fast. I am looking far and wide
He's uh
Okay, I took that
Depressed and hungry guy and gave him some food. No, no, that's how we do the depressed and hungry people at our at our at our base
He didn't do anything. We kill him. We kill him and then we replace him
Okay, I'm gonna go kill him. Okay. Go kill him
I don't have a replacement for him, so he's gonna live oh
We should have fast travel had a bunch of seeds strange seeds world
Hachi's show locked in really better be about to you just pay to mine and give me to be
surpassing in the next game code in me a moment
X games yeah my horse is doing my deer is doing 360s it's really cool okay let's see
about this saddle we need did you put your leather in a chest per chance I have my leather
I still haven't been able to figure out how to get to the quick travel ah yes I am but
I am getting very close. I am getting very close to the fast tunnel. Very close arrival with bated breath.
I would be in ambient moments.
Dude, hutch is strategy. Yeah, what's your strategy? He goes into a boss fight, throws a mammoth.
Whoo impressive in complex
Let's I'm taking 30,000 damage. Oh
Well, he died. Oh, well, I don't happen. I don't have that's what happens when you strategy is stewing
Damage the rock fire
I
Couple more. Oh my this is unlimited. Oh my god is so many
I will be all momentarily don't you worry, mr.. Give it don't you ride. It's not a couple blue
Couple blue rocks and look very shiny very shiny
I'm just grabbing a couple of blue rocks that look very very shiny nothing to worry about me home momentarily
You need it work. Sounds good beautiful. Beautiful
Couple of rocks couple of rocks. Oh
Here we add
Apple blue rocks. Oh my god. These things are crazy
I don't know why there's a page eb agent on the beach. Is there a place to find out all the different symbols do hey
I do it
in-game
Is your face you what?
All the work symbols that they got on the palace
A thousand these always here
And then you can like cover you like rare I don't know rare rare, but like I never see this ready in a in a row
This is gonna be some kind of a racket or something because it's a double racket
When you put one point in the stamina and 98 in the thighs
It's gonna get you have to live something you said to live something put that's really happy
like a car or
Just let them
One more blue rock, that's it, that's where it may be.
One more blue rock, one more, maybe just like two more blue rocks.
Two more blue, we honestly might have to give this up.
I think there might be legitimately unlimited blue rocks.
I think this trail might go on for literally ever.
I don't know how far this blue rock trail goes,
but it seems to be going quite far.
Quite far it seems to be going.
Quite far it seems to be going,
This is quite a number of blue rocks here.
Why the number of blue rocks?
Taking a quick break on my own accord, Mr. Gimmick.
Can you convert stone to blue stone in the base?
Really?
Wait, you can convert stone into blue stone?
I didn't get set back for base by any other reason.
How's that, Brick?
Oh, good.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, if you've been working hard, you deserve a break.
I can formula my base.
Three stones?
What the hell am I doing here for?
I don't even take...
Like, the enemy probably wouldn't let you take...
Oh my god, what are all these crazy things have health insurance over there? Oh, this is Genji's base
Ridiculous lame. We have we would all these lame things and it's paid by the world Bowser more like poop with spikes
Yep, the power
garbage
I got a muck
Garbage, lame garbage, lame garbage, lame garbage, that's what I call that, lame garbage.
Alright, back to the base.
Need to break this guild is the land of the free John.
I'm just gonna be gone back with just loads. I mean, may I give you half my load?
I'm not jealous. I'm not a pendant of diligence and accessory that raises work speed. Oh my god
What's that you can I use this 20 leather we should all do we need leather
We do well unless you'd never want at this unless you literally never want to fly
Do not use that letter
Can you start you start the salad for me? Yes, I just need to make mine one more plinium rock
I've got two hundred and thirty two millennium right now. I went on a crazy mining speed
Make sure the leathers in a box got you got you put the leather in a box
Got it box will do a jade
Production has begun I repeat production
Thank you. Good. Thank you. I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna help you make this. All right
That's me. That's me next to you helping me helping you. That's me. We're in this together. We're in this together
Oh, darn it. I hate having to sit here on this bench and work on this. Oh my god. So if you're eating, I want to do other stuff
All right, but we're in this together. That's what matters most. We're in this together making the saddle
Podium next to this thing you can it see and manually assign people to
Let's put them all on super hard work. What are we doing?
The man brutal work brutal white
It's gonna wear them out and they're gonna be at like 10% efficiency. Okay. Okay. We'll keep on doing like
Until you get real hard workers once it don't sway from hard work on pussy
If we put them on hard we got to have like
five hot springs medicine medicine on
automation all that shit otherwise they're
gonna break we work with us
yeah listen I'm gonna make a hundred and
thirty-three green spheres okay what up
okay oh yeah okay I need to use my
workers and you work on the set yeah
sign somebody okay okay I'm gonna have
this guy work on this with me I after
this then and then we go do our
Great plan of how to beat Hudson levels in a mere 45 minutes a mere 45 minutes
Is there any way like
Through a go faster. We need 20 leather to do the work speed thing. Oh
My god
This game is grimy. Oh my god. This game is yeah
I've had this plan for the last hour of 13 minutes and we still haven't done it
This play, this game is crazy.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, can you, wait, can you, oh you can update your, you work speed, do your stat points.
Oh that's nice.
Can you reset your stat points if you actually made a mistake?
I don't know.
Yes, yes.
Okay, thank god, okay, good.
How do you know which pal is the best to help you with working?
It has the hand symbol one two three four higher the number better. It does what what's a hand jambal?
Oh, hey, you work your pal. Yeah. Oh
We got it. Okay. I think he's the best guy
I bet to work back to work back to where we go
Hmm. Oh, I freed him from jail right back into it. Work speed is the worst that let the pals work for you
No, what we're doing well, I just I have to get my work speed in my in my stats
That's a bad idea machine gimmick
It's your work speed in the work on a pal. No, I'd be oh
Oh, yeah with a potion. No skill points skill points. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Well, all right, you know, hey, you do you.
All right. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe they'll do it takes these back seats. How do I make sure that that I can just press F and I want to hold this the whole time.
Is there yeah, that's not a thing. I'm no I'm actually I yesterday. My buggy is we yelling at me to get it done
You put a pen in between your keycaps
Hold it down keyboard keyboard
Single button press for old interactions. Okay. There it is. Thank God. Oh
Yeah, goodness. I can just relax. Holy crap. Kill me now. All right. Yeah
Okay, I listen listen give me I know I'm speaking in front of the enemy here
But we should have about 200 I was I'm gonna have about 250 blue balls and 150 green balls with
That that one animal you three time
We should be able to catch 50 I mean
Huge amount of
Come pick up your saddle.
Oh, hold on.
I'm going to finish.
Touch it.
Okay, okay.
Let me go.
Let me go touch it.
Just touch it.
Just give it a little touch.
Thank you.
Okay, now you can ride the Nightwing.
We have done it.
And as soon as we're done, as soon as we're done, we're going to rob it in our space.
We're going to say, ha, ha, ha.
You've been up from seven in the morning, playing the last 13 hours in a row.
And we have a surpassed your level.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
And then we'll throw in two or three tasteful fat jokes.
Nothing too fresh. Nothing too rash.
Nothing garish. Nothing garish.
And we will make him feel inferior to our guilt.
Our kind of guilt.
It's different. It's different.
It's not by the home base real quick.
On my own accord.
Okay, just yet again on my own accord. I'm gonna come back and visit. You're on the court, of course
Come on. Yeah
Come on up. Oh
He needs something that gives us horns
horns
Porns we need horns at this like a victory. I've got pretty thick eyes. Oh
I know what to do. Oh shit. What is what?
Oh
Then we can get one why did you keep playing? Yeah, she's probably grinding on Dave. You see her base
I did
About 1 a 1 p.m. I mean, it's oh she didn't get off him last night
That's wild oh my goodness. Oh, that's the grind that's the grind right there
Don't get Anubis and build Vace, Iron, it's the meta. What's Anubis? Anubis is an
Egyptian king, I believe. Anubis is a god and not a king. An Egyptian god. Can we team up with a god?
Yes. I would love to. Oh, Mr. Ghost and Mr. Jesse will find Wicked, Bad, Good, and
Man
Thank you, my boy
Fighting a boss anytime soon
No, we've got our own plan. We've got our own own plan
As Peter gone to hold on we say it wait a minute. I'm getting a tip in the chat
Hold on see see how the kill we didn't see we didn't see
He wasn't invited, we didn't say he wasn't invited, that's the message to the station.
I had a feeling it was going to be the peanut and gimmick show.
I had a feeling I long ago.
He didn't say he wasn't invited, just that we have our own plan.
It's a misinterpretation.
You're misinterpreting.
I said there's a waifu here.
I'm just finding a new miss right now.
There's a waifu here?
Man, I want to fight him with this.
the four E.P.
There's nobody going to even talk about how much is clearly cheating in this game.
Nobody's even afraid to talk about it.
Did we use all our ingots already?
Oh yeah, you used green balls.
I'm building 130 green balls.
That's fine, that's fine.
I'm going to get some more going because I need better pickaxes.
I don't really need better pickaxes because the Pokemon can just do all the work
I'm getting where Anubis is mad eyes, so we just go get a new which right now
Really get a new but it's intelligence. He's getting it. Yeah. He said hush is doing let's go. Oh my god
Let's go right now and steal it steal it right out from under him
That's what what's what coordinates is?
You high level
Oh, many have doubted the fungalator before.
Done.
Zero.
I've survived.
Get your gear, gimmick.
We're going to a Nubis.
A Nubis?
Mm-hmm.
We're going to a Nubis.
We're claiming a Nubis.
All our taxes are dependent.
Negative 134 at 95.
negative 134 95 that is oh wait hold on wait was it again
negative 131 negative 106 oh that's that's a little deep that's a little deep
that's up here that's um yeah can I make a marker okay yeah I can't it's a spicy
Meatball we do it flying mounts now. They're not like the best, but they do the trick
Okay done. Okay, we go
I'm almost out of like ten more spheres to make and we go to be go steal it from hot. Okay
It can be a long journey, but you know right behind you right behind. Oh, no
We've got a teleport like like a little bit before we'll get them
Five minutes five minutes of Pitsman's
Look at there in a Pitsman's moment. What is this giant blue dome, by the way, that I just recognized?
Mr. Coconut just joined it and left immediately. As whenever Coconut gets in here,
he does not mention the $8,000 that he spent to go see the con.
I've been bragging about it for only the last 15 seconds.
No, Mr. Coconut.
So that's not the first thing we mentioned?
Yeah, you maybe talked about it like off-stream, but like he's a little sensitive.
He's been $8,000 to see a 15 second fight, right?
So, right?
Mm-hmm.
That's...
That is tough. That's tough.
All right, okay, are you ready?
I've got all the spheres I need.
What are you?
Ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm spawning. Look where I spawn.
Go right here.
All right, don't...
Oh, oh, I see it.
I don't have that one.
I will be there momentarily. I oh I don't think I ever grabbed the bird
Hold on. I gotta go. I gotta tell him we're back one round the bird and I'll meet you at the
Okay, okay. Yeah, you be be right there a new bitch will plow your butt
What a treat I
I love the new one point. No, he never used to plow our ass. I do have my bird
I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know what crack. I'm smoking. I've got it
Good stuff. I
Listen, I ever since you mentioned a new wish, I'm just getting chat after chat about how he's gonna
Thank our we're right off until oh
Yeah, well, that's what they said about
That that horse that's what they said about the unicorn and look and look at we had looked now
We've been slaying this unicorn
You might be off, right?
I can't believe you got that 1%.
That 1%, I saw that 10% and it was crazy.
It's looking barely boy.
I got a 1% and then I got a, because it goes 1%,
then it went to 6% and I got them both.
Two.
1%, 6%, bang.
Second, that is.
We're the chance net.
That's gotta be like, what did that?
Insane, insane.
Although my guess is that there are some kind of like
secret stats that you don't see that it's like 1%,
But you have a better percent to hit the 1% if this guy doesn't fly at all.
That's the only thing that makes sense.
Oh, wait.
He does indeed fly.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Maybe I could have given you the runt.
I'm heading towards the new miss.
Roger this guy flies like two seconds. We got to dragon. I
Sometimes it's worth going on your land
Show you the way home
Okay, we're gonna skip that one we're gonna skip that one
We're just give that one we just get that one dragon
Dragon dragon Jason dragon adjacent dragon adjacent. Hmm. Oh
Oh, that's how the Mount Huts use that's a flying Mount. That what is that what's a flying Mount?
It is
Wait, I'll capture. I whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey, you can wait for my flying man
You wait my flying man. Hold on now. Hold on now. I'll catch him. I'll catch him
Hold on. I'll catch I first don't sit my best guy out of him
his ass
Go get his ass. Wait a minute. Get his ass.
He is dead. He is dead. That's your best guy.
He is dead. There's no way that's your best guy.
He is dead. He is dead. He is dead.
Let me just...
No, no, you stand back. You stay. I've got this.
I'm not gonna take him.
I just thought you moved, Splax. I hope you don't mind.
You stay. You stay back. I've got this guy in the back.
You said back over there
You said oh my god might be dead. Oh god. He's not dead. He's not. Oh, hey. Hey, hey
Hey, hold on now. I guess got this my god got this
Hey, you're gonna kill him. You're gonna kill
Damn it. I just shot I
Don't that wasn't mine. That was it. What are you doing? It's mine the guy doing seven down
You need my guy doing seven damage a shot. Hold on. I think he went this way. Oh
My god, we lost him you're an idiot
I had a hole somewhere. Fuck you. I'm going to a new place. I'll be gay. I'll be guys
Follow me guys
We are good work giving who do I make the check out to who do I make the check out to what I put on this into lighting Jackass
You have soil you have ruined the day I
Don't I pulled it back when he had a sliver of health and you're doing
You're an idiot
Whoopsie
All right, I read the cross is Gavin follow me gang follow me boys
these are all right on the way it's got this back travel quick I got this one
oh oh look at that thing oh they're everywhere oh my god these are
everywhere up here he's like dinosaur looking what I'm gonna fly across here
Hopefully Roger there. I haven't really mastered the bird yet. Hopefully he stays in the air. Nope. Okay. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
Can you base this ginormous one with a huge tower? No, no, no. Her base is actually quite small. She just has a bunch of big guys.
Big guys, quick, quick, quick, quick. It's okay. Big guys, quick, quick, quick. It's okay.
Oh, there's the sweeper. My sweeper, my sweeper.
My motherfuckers sweeper. I ride for my sweepers. I die for my sweepers. See what's that?
What's that?
All right, here I come crossing the cavern
There's a fast travel over there, but we're getting close is directly to why that's a long time
I
Lovey boy tree
The tinkling tree the tinkling tree
No, it's toward the marker on the map that I play out of it. Can you see my markers? I
Don't think I can but I'm probably doing it's always all night trying to do stupid stuff like this instead of leveling up
On
Take that guy's wiener primitive away.
Mods, remove his penis.
Remove that man's penis immediately.
Take his cock and balls
until he apologizes.
Then make him wait 10 more minutes before you give him back.
Wait, whose base is this? Is this a base?
Oh no, this is not a base. This is a AI thing.
I can see it because that guy has a fucking rocket launcher up there.
Alright, adubus should be right in front of me.
We're going to want to get a fast double before he's not this because we're probably going
to die.
100%
Is there a fast double rather than you see?
Have you gotten a little revive boy yet?
No, I don't have a revive boy.
Yeah.
All right.
It's okay.
We need some.
We need some. We need some.
Okay, let's see. There should be a fast shuttle somewhere around here. I haven't seen any fast.
Oh, there's one right in front of us. There it is. Right there in front. Oh, there's a new bus, but he's made of stone.
Oh, that's disappointing.
Yeah, is that...
Wait, hold on.
How do we get him to stop doing that?
That's that's Lucario, what's Lucario?
That's the Pokemon counterpunch
counterpart oh
Oh my god level 37s out here
Oh, I'll be gay follow me boys. He literally standing right there. We we talk about is he not dead?
Oh, I see him. I see him. You see him. Where he's no. Yeah. Yeah, he's on me
He's on me. They should get the fast double first cuz we're gonna die. He's you the fast
Yeah, he's on me. Hold on. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming at me. He's looking at me
I'm a government knows what I'm smaller than expected. Wait, what do you mean?
He's a little smaller than expected, but he is level 55. Hey, is that him over there?
He's just standing around
Hold on he's right below me
Yeah, that's the right thing.
Oh, he's order walking.
He's order walking.
Is that your God?
Is that your God you've been talking about?
I will make him bleed.
I will see to it he bleeds on this fine day.
Today's a good day to die, gimmick.
Today's a fine day to die.
Today's a good day to die.
Oh, my god.
What the hell?
Jesus Christ.
I do have one gold severe if we give him a load of health okay things are
looking grim things are looking grim wait what about attacking him from a
high point that way I got the oh my god oh my god look at him oh who comes
0.00 percent. That is not high. That is not that high. Not great. Not great. No. The chances
are slim. The chances. Okay. I'm dead even though I perfectly died. But all right. And
all right. Okay. All right. That went pretty good. That went pretty good. All right. Not
Not bad.
I was about to revive you.
That's okay.
I'd rather die.
So, give it.
So, you want to hear a dragon?
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
Well, we still haven't explored all of our options yet.
I do have 140 green balls.
What if we went back to the volcano?
Yeah.
That was level 40 stuff.
This is 55.
What?
level 40 stuff this is 55 hold on now hold on well 0 but listen I'd be down
but 0.0 I'm not I've run the numbers peanut I just what are the numbers say
what do they say and 0.0 percent is actually 0% well hold on now are you
sure run those numbers again you run those numbers one more time run those
I'll run them again. All right, I'll run them again
Okay, it's calculating okay
People are telling me to get this turtle by the way. They're saying great minor
What what are you trying to get a great minor a great minor? Yeah, it's like when you raise a good kid and
Yeah, I don't know student
No, listen, this is a turtle. Listen gimmick. There's two more things you can do. Listen to me
I have a hundred and thirty four green spheres, so I'm gonna throw it out on a safe and see what percent
It gives us and then lastly lastly we have one gold sphere
So if we want to sit here and do that that technique we were doing with the horse
We get the things that attack by one damage a whole bunch down. We could that's our city. We could we could we good
Well, let's try let's try it a few times. We got a yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god zero
I run the numbers that is actually possible that's possible that's better. It's possible that is possible just
Okay, all right, LeBron James
Roger Roger
Okay, all right, so we're gonna have to lower his house just a bit
Okay, I say we start I should we start giving it to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
What's that? What's that?
What was that? Yeah, that's a 999 million damage
That's right. That was not a new base. That was a just a random chicken
Please
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn that horses that horses
You have to take that one out behind the bar. You're gonna have to that these legs. Okay. Oh, yeah, okay
All right, watch this watch this. Oh
I got I get revived
That might look broken on there
It doesn't job bird time is the job you listen the plan never goes good on the first two tries
Everyone knows that face about to get rated, but I got it. Yeah
Look at them. They're doing such silly silly things while we well we are focusing on the real guys
That's a cool a.k. You go. Where'd you get the a.k from? Yeah, we got a case here. He's
Believe I'm under attack also, we just we even if we don't get hit the same time then you miss we die anyway, and
Well hold on I'm back alive I can grab you hold on give me a second. Yeah, I'm going toe-to-toe with him right now
He has no chance. Whoa, you guys found a new bitch really?
Yeah
We're capturing him. We're capturing new bitch. I mean
Would you like to know why they're boy? Okay?
So you just can't dodge that one. He just does it's not much. All right, so it's just not possible
just ran into him right yep but you guys got on for 30 minutes and have already found him well you
know i told you we're good i told you what you're beginning to see pal kai the pal kai
works a little differently than the other guilds all right we we uh we we we do things a little
differently around here okay john welcome to the guild it is good to have you john is not part of
you're guilty is part of a
kind of go ahead and go ahead
and check your guild list.
Holy shit he left our guild.
Oh my god.
He left our guild.
I told him he was invited.
What the hell?
He left.
You will be beheaded for that.
Is this what it feels like to be
part of a team?
It really is.
It feels good to have you.
You should be in the way of food.
Are you hungry?
Ron?
No, I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
There's tons of food over here.
Oh, wow.
Look at this.
Yeah, yeah.
You can grab this too.
Oh.
Welcome in.
They have no idea how powerful.
It's just, it just couldn't.
Oh, I don't have access to it.
They have no idea how powerful.
Give it.
People rise from the ashes like a fiery phoenix, and they will be begging to join
guy yet again they will be knocking out onto us on their hands and we have a
new bus yeah we will be the first team on the map to get a new bus we're doing
it right now we're so where did uh what did they been seeing a new mr. and
speaking of a new mr. where did he go
Oh, it's not a musketeer.
You better just look at my stray meal final.
Oh, I do not know.
Seems like they're meta gamers.
Where did the new wish go?
Where's...
While we're on that topic, that's how I found where your base was.
Where?
Where did the new wish go?
I don't see him.
I'm not seeing him.
I don't know.
Also, we need to make new clothing because this is hello Pal Capone
Check out the new one. Look at this John check it out. We did we did a doobish go. I'm a little sweaty. Holy shit
Yeah, oh, what is this one doing X games mode?
Do you see if she give it what he does?
Fucked off
How did we get scared?
It was probably scared.
It was probably scared of our power.
I think it was scared of our power.
Give it, give it, we need to capture.
Listen, listen, I think you're right.
I think we go, listen, listen, I think we go back
to the volcano, right?
Yeah.
We use this trick, but on ones where there's actually
a chance of getting them.
We then use this trick like 10 times each
where we're both really high level
and then we come back to a new Mascarp head.
Mm-hmm perfect perfect perfect perfect. Let's do it. Is he armor easy to make or should we just skip it?
It's easy to make it's easy to make. Let's go back to the base get some heat on it
Well, we don't have to come back
You make an excellent
Also, I forgot that we had a fast travel point. Yes
probably easier to discovering a new one than I am to coming back there I will
meet you at base and reassess and we will venture back out into the
Volcano. I mean let me okay guys what is the heat-resisting clothing called what
does it have a name does it have a name. Oh my god we're gonna get so many high
Hmm pals, they're gonna call us yes heat resistant
Italian guys
Okay, okay, oh man heat resistant
Armor, we need more leather and more ingots which we just used
all of
Alright, okay, so I said oh, sorry. Okay, so listen you get the ingots because you have the the miner
all right and
And and I'm and I'm gonna go get the leather, okay?
All right, you get that leather you get them leathers. Mm-hmm
I'm gonna do some light scouting in this area which one is the best spot to get leather
This one and one two three or four. You want me to catch you?
One more time you when you die one two three four, which one is the best one to get leather from?
the talk
Looks like for house divided by two for that stand. I would love
One of the items that you're talking about mr. gimmick. Whatever you just said is sounds lovely. I would love that perfect
I mean it would be quest me if you were to bless me with such
exquisite
profuse
Items or objects in which you have mentioned profane profane
I have I have acquired you an herbal
Thank you. Thank you kind check. They will call you
For our entire pal team is starving that guy did not need to die
That was an unnecessary death killed the herbal
bright side you said you were uh
You need a leather, right? Yes, I'm looking for enough leather for both of us to have heat resistance
We need 28 more
Well, luckily herbals drop left
Yeah, I only know what drugs leather and what does it?
I'm trying to figure that out right now. There's a missing. Oh my god
Oh
These little small mole rats do look at that
Why is he neglected? I don't get it. I just gave him money for money.
I mean, food.
Yeah, well, I just gave him money. Why does he feel neglected?
What the hell?
That's all that love is.
What the hell? Why is every small creature in this game just have a hidden automatic shotgun?
Jesus Christ.
Is there any benefit to this?
You make leather out of any animal skin?
Oh, yeah, it's still buggy.
Yeah, yeah.
How do you do such?
It's three dimensions.
It's a squished match.
Uh, Bobbie is giving super secret spot.
Oh, and I heard the turtle is good for mining, Jesse.
Oh, you would capture the turtle right after a doobus.
I personally guarantee it.
Alameda Sykes sent. Great day to have a great day.
Cheers with a silly mister not maybe we can get a chance at a nice at the time.
Cheers!
Ah, delicious, delicious.
I know monkeys don't give you leather.
By the way, I'm getting you wearing, I'm getting wearing, that killing any animal, you can turn any skin of animal into leather.
At the grinder?
I don't know. I don't know. They didn't tell me how specifically.
But they didn't see that I gave it is about that
That's my top five favorite apps right there, it's not number five fourth we had to nope. Oh, it's right up there
We don't category
Really good by ladder at the village
Fascinating
I'm actually getting plenty of leather right now. Honestly, I don't know if I need to do any of that. I already have five, and I only need 28.
That's how do you turn other skins into leather. Is it the grinder?
Well, I'm getting word that you can get leather by grinding up maybe...
Hmm, maybe, uh, I don't know, uh, fiber maybe, I don't know, I'm not getting, I'm honestly
not getting anything from any other animal.
I would see that would possibly give me leather and when I put it into a grinder.
Well, there's on me, there is a lot of leather, if you want to come to me real quick.
I'm talking, there are hundreds of these fuckers.
Hundreds?
I mean there's leather more leather than you can possibly imagine here in higher civilizations
Oh other creatures. Oh, I can't possibly go up that far that is far too outside my comfort zone
I will stay here when it's nice and safe and I can plow all the animals with ease. Oh
Wait a second
Can you turn wool into leather?
Is that, is that?
Is that something?
Oh, my sweep of my sweep of.
Jinji wouldn't mind if I took this ginormous guy in a battle with me.
Right?
You see what he's doing to your guild?
A wool goes into cloth.
Working together.
Wool goes into cloth.
Right, so.
That's a club. Okay, so we can't be turning leather
What else drops I'm getting a bunch of leather
You're getting a bunch of leather right now
How much do you need he 30 total
I have six so far do chickens give you leather. Oh
Oh
Yeah, I actually have a chicken leather chicken leather pants. Oh, oh my goodness. Oh
That's great news
Is ah mr. Fox
My two leather there I've got eight leather so far things are cooking up things are cooking up
He's a heat belt. Let me tell you the stove is getting hot get out the kitchen if you can't handle the fire
I'm talking about ah
Get out the kids if you can't handle the fire very gang so huge oh
Another green booger squirrel you gangsta peanut. Oh, oh, I'm a gangster ever asked you if you were gangsta
No, I am a gangster jet. Oh, you are I am a gangster. I mean if you run up on my block fool, I pop a cap in your ass
So yes, I've said yes. Yes
And I ain't front and through I ain't front it so you best believe you best believe fool
I pop a cap in your ass you run up in my hood
that are cap you from I am I front and I am I am indeed not fronting if you and I
challenge you to say I am fronting even one more time there will be there will
be some issues well all right well then you have you have brought this by
yourself you brought this upon yourself with me in my game pull up you better
to get to farting? Farting?
Me? When me and my gang pull up, you better get to farting.
Yeah.
Listen, if you ain't about that life jet, just say. If you ain't about that food, then
say it.
I take that.
You about that food or not?
I apologize.
I don't know what kind of gang area I'm in.
Oh.
We get down to dirty.
I apologize.
You better be sorry. Apologize. You better be sorry
Who thought I was fun I
Thought you were
That's that's that's our cool
Yeah
I be farting on it. I be farting on it
You roll up in your El Camino and you just you get out and just fart on pools. I be I be farting on food
I'll be farting. I'll be farting. I'll be farting. What can I say? I'll be pooping. I'll be
farting. I'll be pacing.
What?
Mm-hmm.
God.
Mm-hmm.
Yes. Uh-huh. And toes down. And toes down on my gang. I do. I, I, I, I, I, I'm gone.
It's okay.
On, on job.
Yeah, 10 feets.
I said cap. He said he'd be farting. I said
And I and I warned you too, I challenge you to say I was capping food and you and you
Listen, I
Man enough to admit when I was wrong. I didn't know you'd be like I thought
You'd be capping, but I didn't know you'd be farting. Yeah, don't make that mistake again
Don't make that mistake again. That's that could be a deadly mistake
I'm deadly mistake all the info now. I got all the info. Yeah, why is the cow give you leather?
I like better is like we are cows where you get leather real life
Apparently, oh, I don't know. But other the farm one gives us milk
She had two frag grenades and a copper key it sounds pretty good
I'm still I'm still good working on getting this ladder. Yeah, are you told me it'd take like two seconds to get this?
heat-resistant crap
Well, I just said there were two
Cut water will absolutely wreck them shell off lights out gene. We also don't need that
My guy just
Alright, we out here.
I've got 14, we have enough!
We have enough, let's get out of here!
Well, shit.
You hurry up and die, oh my-
Thank you!
Alright.
And that penguin was strong, he ain't frontin' foo.
He ain't frontin'.
Me, my kid, pull up!
You better get a squirtin'.
That's what I say, that's what I say, Jett.
I'm heading back to base, want to meet me there, we'll combine a leather?
Absolutely.
Oh, apparently he was starving, these pals, I tell you, they're so needy, you don't feed
them for a mere two weeks and they go, I'm starving and they just die.
Ridiculous, it's ridiculous.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Oh my bogey.
My power too powerful.
I saw.
Okay, we got the leather.
There's two.
That's what I was looking for.
Pokemon and my dude breathes one little toot on them and they.
They're a visitor.
One little dude.
Wait, did you get that?
Did you get the ingots as well?
How many ingots do we need?
20 ingots total for both of us.
Oh, that's easy. I'm next to an ore thing right now.
Grab the ore, Bob.
I don't think we have any ore at all.
Okay, alright.
Who built this satellite over here? What does this satellite do?
What is this over here on there?
I don't know. I think they're spying on us.
Players can save the genetic data of the POWs as well as reconstruct POWs from the saved genetic data.
save genetic data can also be transferred to other worlds who have a more than one power.
The same genetic data cannot exist in the same world.
The world is setting to make this allow the reconstruction of powers with the saving of genetic data.
I have no idea what that means. I read all of them and I digested...
Not a bit.
Perfect.
Well, I wasn't listening.
I can make two ingots. We need 18 more.
I need... I request you back at the base at once, Mr. Gimmick, at once!
You're a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a tussle. I need you back at the base and
I am tussling. I'm tussling. I'm catching demons. I'm catching demons. You get to work.
I'm catching demon
Give me cuz joking it stop making blue balls. No, I will make thousands. I will make
Thousands of blue balls. Yeah, you will see so many blue balls. I
Will never come again. I will have thousands we will be we will be covered in blue balls
We will have blue balls as far as the eye can see
fuck you I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing
hmm hmm thanks Pete you cost me 50 bucks rent a consumer for the family line
play this game it's pretty good I see this would be a family bonding game I
hear wow well honestly dude now that you mentioned this would be a family bonding
game I mean of course until your mother steals your your powers and then your
Sister comes over and kills your mom and then your dad is over there beating a shit out of his son
in the game
Game all of that was in the game by the way all that all that was in the game, buddy. I mean
But I'm for the first like that it'd be a really good time
So do it. Which boss is a Lily in the free power?
So I bring my double barrel you have a double
There's one in this chest
Grab it oh
Wait, there's no ammo. You make a feed bag to auto feed your bummy pals
Yeah, we have those balls and they both got instantly she didn't lob us eating from it right now
Oh, I don't know about this one.
Wait, where's what I just caught?
Where is it?
You look, you are directly hindering our Nubis capture time.
I am on my way right now.
I'm watching you on the map.
You are miles away.
You are hundreds of miles.
Holy shit.
I don't have to fit into this raid by myself.
I'm on my way as we speak I need to unlock the capture point check this one out very simple
I've got the leather I got or I mean, I'm
Wow yeah
Yeah, how does he go it is he only going for his twin he's going for his
He's kidding get back
We don't want him he's not as good as the pals gimmick you are directly
Henry!
I AM ON MY WAY!
Directly!
Henry on a new miscaption time!
I AM ON MY WAY!
Excuse me guys, the real guild is talking.
Ah, excuse me, excuse me, I'm trying to breathe but Hutch is sucking all the air out of the entire map.
Fucking whale.
Now let the real guild speak.
Let the real guild speak.
How kind of is he and we declare victory over all the other guilds.
Oh, but all the other guilds on the map.
Oh, we've already declared victory.
Yes.
You are it.
The four of the fight has even.
It is over.
We have declared victory.
That's yes.
Yes.
What a cheat.
How kind of is crumbling and did turn into a dictatorship?
You are right, Jesse.
Oh, why don't they do that in real war?
Just declare victory.
That's what I'm saying.
Reclare.
Yes.
It just doesn't matter if it's what's happening.
just declare it just declare it what are they gonna do nothing I can't believe
that they've never even thought about mission accomplished yeah let's go I
can meet you over there John I've just got to me empty really quick I'm gonna
turn PvP on this server how kind of little rides yet again I can only
imagine waking up and listening to Genji tell me about how you guys terrorized
And then I decided to go and retaliate and then I have to listen to the bungalow letters call me a bad person for the next
Two weeks
Shouting body the shouting body. They're here
I need you to work on all this and I'll take you if you work on getting the clothes
Ha
giant poop man
Bet you didn't see that one coming. Giant Poop Man with Orbital Laser Capabilities.
Very easy.
Ah, one more wave. One more wave.
Ha! I'm switching him out for Mr. Bigwin! Get him! Get him!
Idiot. Get them all, Mr. Bigwin!
Oh, this guy's staying on a chance.
Ah!
We afforded your plan.
Excellent work, gentlemen, excellent work.
Elementary.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Alright, Mr. Gibb, do you have the ink in the fire?
Yes.
Okay, I'm putting...
We gotta put them in the fire.
In the fire.
Do like six each.
Then we get it done quick, quick, quick.
Perfect.
Ah, can we do something?
There's a computer effect.
Do a quick thing, bro.
Oh gimmick, oh gimmick!
The fire's over this one.
Over here?
Over here.
Right here?
There it is.
Are you heading over there yet?
I'm here.
Perfect.
Oh, gimmick, oh, gimmick, gimmick.
The other fire is right in the middle.
I believe you've passed.
Hold on, I've got turned around here.
Gimmick, oh, gimmick, gimmick, the other fire
is right next to the one you did.
I'm all, wait, I'm all turned around.
Gimmick, there's no way you had gone that long
and did not get enough metal.
There's actually no way.
Well, I didn't have my hog with me, and now I do it,
I've already found listen look at this one trip one trip with this hog easy already got
28 or
Impressive very impressive. Literally. What were you doing dilly-dallying all that time? I
Was getting leather
Yeah, leather I here put your leather in a box. I'm gonna start crafting us heat resistant armor, right bow
Mm-hmm. Perfect. Perfect. Oh, just a quick nibble to eat.
All right, I'm back. Get him family or what?
Look how quick that was.
Great attack. Oh, gimmick, the fire's over here, Mr. gimmick.
That's a computer, again.
Oh, this one right there.
Right there. Yes. Oh.
Fantastic. Good work, Mr. gimmick. Good work.
Perfect. See, look at that.
He's a piece of very simple.
Very simple. Honestly, element 3 for someone of your IQ and EQ.
Element.
Precisely my thought let me see if I can make this heat-resistant armor fresh real quick
Hmm. Oh, we got milk
Yes, I killed a cow various meal cows. They love that one in the farm
Uh, give me if you mind if I have your leather real quick, please
All right, just put it in I just put it in you should thank you. Good. Jen. Thank you. Good. Jen. I also got a recipe for a musket
We are going to have to pick up the base.
Is there any way we can get, where's the big, oh there's Colxy, okay, all right, all right.
We have so much money though.
We've got to wait until a couple more get done and then we can make our heat resistant
and then back, back at the volcano leveling up with speed and endurance of a thousand lives.
Why is he so thick? Sir, please stop looking at my ass, look at my personality. Sir, it
is unguided to look at someone's physical features, sexual and demon, look at my personality.
Look at my hopes and dreams. Look at my thoughts, look at my mind. Look at what I want. Look
at what I aspire. Look at who I am. Look at my interests. Look at my hobbies. Not my
I thought not my stick, holding meat thighs.
All right, pal, please.
You're being disrespectful.
I got the point across.
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying some as-p.
So that is no way to do a first-time chat.
That is no way.
You are being objectified.
You're being unkind, rude, a little sexy,
and quite frankly mean.
We are centuries.
Tentries in front of Palkaida about guy. Well, that's just that's kind of how it works, you know
B2 bomber versus a Toyota truck from the 1990s
B2 bomber a stick in a 70 year old
Radar it can fly through the stratosphere, but we have just developed the slingshot and the bicycle
We've got something in the way we've got something in the way over here boys with distractions, but it's
short on one side we have purpose singular purpose you're distracted by all of your
luxury is distracted they make you so how does he go
the server going down and I got a lot of other really great items name two
things I think the server might be going down no you can do this all day just
stutters and it's fine stutter and it's fine but I should not put this guy back
my ball happened to me today I got eggs on eggs on eggs I had two champs out at
one time today oh oh it's back to work and there we go I gotta get a shit where
are you going
get the fucking work
the hell oh shit I better capture the
which is making which is making which
is making books making making him set
him to peace vote
hmm there's better arbor what do you
mean there's better arbor oh you guys
got a level two minor oh they see we
need to keep us just an armor right
I hate you guys.
Uh, we'll be with you.
Is this not the one I'm supposed to make?
Oh, I'm gonna say it.
Pomerotterie.
No, no, not against.
If I, all right, OK, all right.
All right.
What is our team called?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Hey.
Whoa.
What are we doing now?
What am I doing?
What are we doing?
I didn't get it that well.
I didn't know that I was playing it by myself.
I took the keys.
I just asked you to come in and you saw that.
I don't know where you're going.
I think you're going to be in the car.
I can't tell you.
I'm going to get out of here.
I don't know where you're going.
This way.
Come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What was that?
You got to take off this new outfit, Mr. Gaming.
You got to take a look at this bad boy.
Sweet!
Oh, now I see Lord Admiral.
Sweet Lord Admiral.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Eee, yes.
Boinga, boinga, boinga, boinga, boinga, boinga.
Eee!
Lord Admiral.
Lord have mercy
One I made
For cold
Eventually, it's a gimmick. I'm making your heat was just armor by the way right now. You'll have to pick it up off the bed
Sounds good
We're about to go be
Way past level mr. Huck you're not terrible
Holy can only look at those little nimble fingers. Thank you. Thank you. I did go there's no no ego
We mama
Hot she mama
How about she mama a lot?
Yo John
There are eggs in all of our like storages make sure you guys keep throwing those eggs in here and just claiming whatever comes out
We'll help you guys with the Pokemon. It's some of them should be high level. Oh, yeah, you tried to fool you
That's very nice. Thank you. I'm really glad I joined this team. Me too. I'm glad to have you a baby
I will tear your team apart limb from limb and watch you suffer as you bag
bag. Bag for mercy from PogGyna, empty threats from an empty team. No, you know what? I believe
it. He's already ripping apart his own team. That's just damn right. Damn right. Thank
you, BB. Thank you. I stand strong. Thank you. I stand strong, boys. I'm had to sleep.
Good night. Ah, the lead off is sleepy. He's strong now. Yes, he leads immediately. He
You're a Scandabunk, Guy.
You're a Scandabunk.
Empty threats, I think not.
Ah, yes.
What will you do now?
Oh yeah, I'm lagging like a,
like a pizza, like a mom-a-mia pizzeria.
All right, okay, I think we're ready to go.
You ready to go?
Is this lag?
Are you getting this lag too?
I mean, this is a little,
I'm not getting any lag though.
Okay, all right. This should pass then it should pass. I think I'm ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, we just need pokeballs and I've got I've got
352 blues 131 greens and one gold
Okay, well you're the green guy. I got 270 blues
All right, let's let's teleport let's teleport to the volcano to the safety we did last time. I'm teleporting to this one I
See this one might not be I don't know if this is good. What I do you might want to go to the lower one
You sure I teleported
Yes, I don't have that one, but I'll just fly over to you real quick. What's your feed bag is that oh?
It automatically makes you eat
really
What oh that oh line
Hold on a feed bag a
Feedbags for us though. We have a depressed Pokemon, but he needs a shot of anti-depress fuck
We don't have enough for we don't have enough heroin to go around for our animals to it's ours
There's our hair. I'm saying wait hold on where we have a depressed Pokemon. Wait. What is that?
We just a radna Hawk. Is that good? That's a that we that sounds good
It does sound good. I have no idea dude
So there's even no regular Pokemon let alone royalty-free Pokemon. I'm getting where this is very good. Okay. I'm gonna throw
There's a mole right why we're here, baby. That's why we're here
Oh, let's do it. I say anything. Oh my god. 30. We just start. We just start. He's got a shotgun too
Oh my god
Oh, hold on two percent two percent
Oh my god, wait
Oh my god. Oh my god
No way
You got it!
Holy shit!
I got the right to hug, or whatever the shit.
No fucking way!
Oh Lord Lord Lord!
Let go!
This volcano...
And die you, dude boy!
And die you, dude!
Did I level up?
Me?
I almost...
What level was it?
I level up.
Use level 33, wait.
You level up three times from that thing!
I would level I'm gonna get this guy too. She might get a lot. Oh, it was a shiny though. I'm pretty shiny remember
It's still probably great XP. Let's be let's be clear. My was a shiny
To me the shiny give me a lot. Oh
What was it? I went from like 14 to 19. Come on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I got another one. I got another crazy one
No way!
Something about these crazy ones.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
I'm almost there.
It's a bit of a...
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
I'm gonna be honest, it's a bit of a climb.
Mount Obsidian.
Hey, don't you have your bird?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm vertically ascending.
You are here at 2% caps rate and a 1% caps rate back to back with like 10 blue balls.
Holy cannoli, holy dingle, holy dingle.
We gotta capture some crazy ones, level up like crazy. We need, we need Shinies, that's what we need, we need Shinies.
That's a really lovely app.
Damn right, that's it.
We'll be going this cave.
What's this cave down here?
We shall hear, boys.
Also, we shall hear.
10x xp like me level 30 shinies actually have it like a 5% chance get like
multiple of them the you can find shinies on purpose it's not just way to
block no no I'm talking about depending what zone we hunt wait where's this
fast travel point over here oh I see it we're those magic rocks we what is this
place making the shield stone and the path shall open my god I climbed this
mountain for no reason. Wasn't even on the mountain. Wait a second, make the shiny stone
in the paths out there. Oh, oh. Fire support whistle mechanic, 30 dose coin. What's this?
I can't use it. It's not let me does what he do not did
From getting a fast travel point
Good and we're all in two legendary books area. They can teach a lot of speakers of technology from a forgotten area
Use it to repeat. Oh wait wait. Well, that was like a soccer fast travel. Oh my god. We're cooking what we are cooking
Oh, it's a it's a blueprint. Yeah, I got a fire support whistle schematic when an inventory
Unlocks recipe for fire support whistle rare. What's it? What is a fire support whistle?
Is that an airstrike?
It's like an AC 130.
I mean this what it sounds like fire support
You pal kind of just got an AC 130 out the day was a dirt
my god usually we're getting ripped the bar out there
This could be massive coming to you is it on you the the blueprint I got the blueprint
but I'm looking for a shiny so I can level up this is not leveling me up as fast as I needed to
I need shinies. I need shinies real bad. We need shinies. We need shinies. That's what
we love to do. Quick. We need shinies. We need shinies. I think we need shinies. We need
shinies. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, where did you find that blueprint? Is there a...
We should have came in the middle of that was a cave. I like the computer
You know we can speak with five of each. Oh, yeah, we was five of each
We're not even breathing nothing oh my god
oh my God oh my God oh my God fucking go with the ball go with the ball go with the ball
Go with the ball!
Go with it, go with it, go with the ball!
Go with the ball!
Oh my god!
Alright, I'm gonna go this opposite direction of you.
In our hunt for shiny.
Damn it!
That was a close fight!
That guy's good.
That guy is good.
Okay, alright.
This is scorching egg.
Yeah, I'm getting word that we should hunt sighties that the best way to level up is
getting five each of like crazy guys, like crazy wackos.
Yeah.
Oh, Mr. Mono, what's good, man, what's up, man?
Thank you, Bob.
What's good, Bob?
I mean, I'm down to just...
I'm down to just grind it out.
We...
Well, let's get five of each of the guys.
well all right then I assumed you knew that and we were just doing this because
it was a cooler I want to I want to beat hutch right now or beat hot job I
wait we got it we got a little quick grind mode we're grinding we're grinding
initially I know immediately yeah yeah yeah we're grinding we're grinding I'm
Lower the health of the of the animal that I'm trying to imprison it increases the chance at which you can capture it
You know that
Lowering yeah, are you joking? I
Know that okay. Well, that's gonna be me stupid
Oh
Wow, that guy just died immediately. Okay, that guy instantaneously not read the fighting each other
Give them help
Why are they fighting each other?
Come on James!
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go!
Got one, got one, got one!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
What does he need, ride protocol?
Ride protocol 66!
Do you get in the game, ball?
Get in the ball!
Yeah
Thank you
We only need one more of those guys one more of those guys
Oh
You miss oh, you got egg on your face you look like a fool
Egg on your face egg on your face. Oh you miss egg on your face egg on your face
Yeah, I mean
Oh, fuck.
Oh shit.
Get him, Mr. Penguin!
Get him!
Get him, Mr. Penguin!
Get him!
Yeah, there we go.
I had two more of those and one more of those dino guys.
What is that?
You giving me company?
I'm doing pretty good on you.
You're not even alive.
I'm doing it.
I'm getting some pretty decent mods here.
Depending on how much XP it gives you for five, we can get a new one right after this.
and become the most powerful guild on the whole server.
Surpassing Hudson is the real reason of all against
and bandits.
Yes.
We will do it.
It will be done.
Coming.
It will be done.
It's crazy how much,
okay I'm gonna need to master some green balls
when I get back to base.
We're doing pretty good.
We're not getting cut in it anymore.
We're doing pretty good.
These blue balls ain't cuttin' it in this line.
Yow, man!
Yeah.
Hello?
Oh, oh, what was that?
What was that?
Oh, oh, oh.
John, are you okay?
Let's go!
I'm fighting everybody.
I'm on purpose.
Give it, give it. You this is not actually 1%
or I'm the luckiest mother fucker to have on this planet.
I'm driving.
You might be the luckiest mother fucker.
Also I found another one of those
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good.
Still have a 36 looking hot.
Follow me boys. Follow me, gang.
I'm getting word that
that I'm actually just getting
super duper lucky.
Oh, yeah, I think I think there's like um, there's gotta be like some
Hidden percentages that like
Like it's showing you the raw percentage but like depending on if this then
Like there's like hidden things. I don't know
Oh, no, oh my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Get him, Mr. Penguin.
Get him.
Yeah.
Oh
Oh, this is penguin get a mr. Piglet, okay?
These things are still insane
Are you oh, yeah, leaving I'm leaving
Good work team. Good work. Read the fucking day. What read what day? What is that?
Wait, that looks crazy.
What is that?
What's that?
They shoved it over there.
It looks a little weird.
Goofball?
Is it a goofball?
Docks.
Well, you know that unicorn that you got that was super cool?
Yeah.
It looks like that, but way cooler.
Ooh, I found the normal version of those unicorns.
It's a blaze how not
He said
I'm getting word this is this one's good. I'm getting what this is really good
Pick her up pick her up. I'm getting what this is insane. He'll I don't know how to heal. I don't know how do you heal?
You see food we need to make we need to know how to heal. How do you have a table, but are you?
Eat I mean it's I really do my god. I found an ice world apparently
LeBron James!
Oh, that is not a good percentage.
LeBron James!
I don't know when that'll help.
LeBron James, LeBron James!
LeBron James!
Get him, Mr. Pickle, get him!
Oh my goodness Grace!
Get him off!
Get him Mr. Penguin get him!
Hey I got him Pussy! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Hit the tree couple times, that's okay, all right
You should be getting into the bars
Oh, sit, oh, sit. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my oh my god. Oh
Oh
I
Put crazy shadow crazy
I got um a blaze how not
We have point four three percent sense point four three percent no way
She's not freaking out you see that
Those incredible I have either that was a fucking in the world
I'm telling you either that of the math of this game is messed up. I've got I have to be the most lucky
I gotta Google. Let me Google it
The server guy boosted your stats.
The ball, wait, the chance you see when throwing a ball at an enemy in Power World, is that
the true percent of capturing it?
I knew it.
Yes, the percentage you see with gaming is the true total percent chance to successfully
capture the enemy.
However, the game calculates this in multiple stages and updates the number dynamically
screen you see a 50% chance that means you have a straight 50-50 shot to
successfully calculate oh that actually was a point four six percent chance like
for shizzo okay the gym the ice that I'm gonna load the stuff on shizzo like
what's going on there's no way you have that there's no way we're getting that
lucky there's no way it's impossible could have been a osmosis situation
There's some way.
I need two more of these guys.
Then I'll go back home and whip out the nocturnal lock to whatever.
Oh
Coming
Yeah, man!
Who is it?
Yes I am the best power player in the system.
it is just a go gentlemen
Gabi! Gabi!
Oh god! Oh my god!
I
Ride on ride on ride on ride on ride on ride on ride
Things are going pretty good things are going pretty good
All right, I'm almost level 20
This honestly isn't going as fast as I would hope we might have to find another method miss it miss a gimmick
An alternative to the alternative?
Things are going pretty good! Things are going pretty good!
It's an alternative to the alternative! Yes!
Yo, Meg! Yo, Meg!
My luck might have ran out. I think that luck might have ran on out. Oh
Right all right things are going pretty good
Back to me we got you should do the tower bosses big XP from the tower bosses
Is it is tower bosses like one of the best ways to level up the quest line?
Do the tower bosses wait, let's do oh, yeah, let's do this one. There was a shiny we do society
We were we were so tiny we were so tiny give me was a won't be spot give me was there
We should was oh on me. Yeah, the appeal. I the pillow. There's a shiny right where you are. Oh
Well, I'm right next to you. I know that's why I'm thinking it may be of same
Where was it? Well, I just died. I'm gonna go back there right now. Wait, you can hear the shiny was it?
It sounds like a
Shine shine shine shin shin shin shin
Ring ring
Do you hear it? Do we hear it?
Brr, look at this guy
You guys still hear it? Oh
Oh, I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. It's down there. It's a it's a shiny ram
I'm going in going I gotta get it right here. I'm looking right at it. Oh
There's a teleporting ninja watch out. That is really good. That guy is really good
Yeah
And we're off. And we're off. And back to the place we go. Back to the place we go. Take
that, Hooligan. Ha! Yoming! Yoming! Yoming! Yoming! Oh my god! Ah, notoriously great shooter.
I'll be
Oh my god
We are cooking we might be the best power place ever exist
I got a purple musket so that guy's dad we we are
No, it is confirmed on the website.
By who?
Oh, just a pow world.
Oh, first try!
Mr. Pow World.
Here it works, boy!
Players.com
YUMBERY level 21.
This method honestly kind of works.
I, where did I start today?
I was 16.
I don't know.
Hmm.
It's impossible to know it's impossible to know
So you go for a new bus now or should we go level up a bit more with um
With those bosses who were talking about I
Think we do the bosses. I think a new business is a little about reach
Well, I mean we could do it for fun, but I don't think that's gonna be a efficient leveling mechanic
Okay, let's do let's okay. Let's go do some bosses. You know where the next boss is we just do the quest line
We got this new guy. It should be on the quest. Oh, yeah, hold on time for my life
Did you already get that shank? Now you got the shiny give it you've got to check out my new guy. Oh
my
Seeing something
This guy is sweet
This guy is so weak
You really like to tree
Whoa
Guys what level can I make a shadow for him my kind of level a lot of leather here. This is leather paradise
He's gonna blaze not I need to find a fast point here if we need leather. This is the spot
please how knocked
oh wait that's not even my oh 35 oh wait do you think maybe like maybe like we could ask
to make a saddle for us. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's
she'll be happy to
hmm.
Let me check out my shiny.
Oh.
Ooh.
It is pretty cool.
I don't really like the fire rams.
They're not like super cool.
Is the medium cool?
Yeah, you know, there's like, you know, there's like medium cool.
You know, you know, it's something.
He's OK. You know, he's OK.
You see yourself.
Maybe it could be a bass guy.
Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, maybe you can be like, uh, you know, a base guy, you know, around the base.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Wait, what about a Ragnarok?
How do we-
Uh, I don't know what that is, but it sure sounds cool.
What level do I need to do for a saddle for that?
I don't know.
You don't know- What do you know?
You don't know!
You don't know nothing!
I don't know anything. Oh level 33. Oh my god, that's such bullshit. Well, let's hit it real quick easy
Well, yo, it's gonna get the bunch we have we yet
Okay, I'll come back. I was just catching these wolves
They're so buggy it's crazy they like teleport
Sanus
This guy's pretty sweet ladies moats and peanut peanut my husband and I love you. Thank you for all the great
I love you and I love your wife!
Mr. and Mrs. Pickle!
Mr. and Mrs. Pickle! Mr. and Mrs. Pickle!
He's a real... he's a hell of a c-
Oh my god!
I am honored to be independent.
I am honored to be here with you tonight, Mr. and Mrs. Pickle.
I have waited long and hard.
I was hard while waiting for a long time.
to be here tonight with you, Mr. and Mrs. Pickle.
What a joy, what a good day, oh my God, what a joy.
Oh, we should all be honored.
We should all be so honored
to be in the presence of Mr. and Mrs. Pickle.
Oh my goodness.
I'm coming back to be.
All right.
Oh, search him, if you make a feedback, it will help you.
No, I will feed myself, I have no buffoon.
I have no buffoon.
I found a legendary lumbering handbook we can give to a pal a
Legendary lumbering handbook a legendary lumbering the land bug
You did you say
My lumbering nipples.
I'm waiting for these bosses.
I'm trying to get the leveling up.
I want to surpass much within the next hour.
Fuck that guy.
I'm coming back to base.
Okay, so let me look at it.
So if you go to your missions, mission, main mission.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
If you go to those little guys on the map with the hoods, those are bosses for one.
So there's those and then there's the towers there's the I see multiple towers the tower of the free pal alliance
Is we just do the quest on your?
Yeah, and then go to the question marks as well
I think if we have so many fast choppers we can just do a bunch of quests to get a boss you mean
Yeah
I
Missed him happy but what is one good man good a man?
Thank you, mom. What do you see mom? What do you hear our it'll put all the stuff in boxes instead of going to eat box
Why would you stop collecting on such a great run you want all all all
Well, I just kind of level up as fast as possible
You gotta get to level 30 quick and then we can get Mr. Dupus and we can flex on Mr.
Hodge.
Flex on him.
Flex and finesse on his ass.
Now I'm killing his children.
I didn't realize this was a boss, I thought it was just a little guy.
So there's the bosses that have like the health bars just out and about in the wild, then
there's the bosses on the map for the quest and then there's the bosses in the tower,
which I think is also for the main quest.
Okay.
That's bosses on boss is on boss.
I'm every time you kill boss for the first time
you get extra XP for that kill.
Hmm, okay.
Okay, that's good to know.
I'm just teleporting and camp running
all the quests right now.
Sounds good.
I get more if you capture.
Wait, actually, wait.
It wants me to defeat this boss again.
We defeated like last time.
In the tower?
Oh, wait, do I watch me talk to the lady that was uh, riding the boss?
Oh, I, yeah, I found her right in the middle of nowhere at one point.
And I talked to her and she gave me another quest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see what's going on here.
She's going on here, she's going on here.
I'm not, okay, who the hell reads all that?
That was like a book, oh my god.
I'm trying to eat the crap out of small animals, not read.
Who is reading all this?
Hmm?
Who should be in here?
You don't like it.
I started at level 13
and I'm at 20 already.
What are you guys doing?
FUCK!
I was taking around and I actually do the only golds of here I had oh my god oh my god
wait what exactly just happened oh my god nothing I'm just fucked well sick oh my god
fuck wait kill me kill me now kill me please wait you lot what'd you lose I
I actually threw the one and only Gordon Saphir that I've ever found in this entire game.
Ah.
Fantastic.
Thanks a lot, guys. Thank you for nothing!
I'll give you one.
Easy.
You have three Gordon Saphirs?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no way.
Uh, thanks, boss!
Eh, it's no problem.
It's just a problem.
We lose about the next tower.
Have you already done that quest?
Where do I get clues at?
Uh, I think we're on the same quest line.
I'm about to come back to base I just wanted to find this fast travel point
out here right here all the way back right there boys and I just found it
there's a boss on me as well do you have the fast travel out here um literally
looking at a boss I kind of do yeah I can I can come help you with that much
sure I mean it'll be easy but it's for that quest the request from veteran
hunter defeat five bosses you have that one I I don't know if I have that one
How I check
Hit tab go to missions, okay
sub and then click on
Submissions, right and request from a veteran hunter. So I request for a power critic. Would you where's the veteran hunter at?
Idea
You just do that. I'm gonna go let me do that and then I probably turn it in and I'll see where he is. Yeah. Yeah
All the big egg only was
Yeah, your top food has set a speckle.
Oozy, oozy, boozy, oozy, boozy, oozy.
Oozy, oozy, oozy.
Oozy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, dang.
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
How's it going, Mr. John?
Oh, it's going good, going good.
Just climbing levels so fast.
Well, that's all the way out there.
That's great to hear.
Oh, my God. What am I doing?
I'm going to back out to the new base.
You know, honestly, I'm gonna give it to you.
I'm gonna give it a wish one would try one would try I have faith I have faith that I
Have faith I get a new miss you know what I actually I can do it. I think I can do it. I think I can do it
I've been on a hot streak. I've been on a hot streak. I think I can actually do this
Locking
Oh, there he is
Oh shit, oh my...oh shit.
Oh shit.
YOW MIG!
I believe that you will succeed
Everything that you need that anubis
Will be your new
Will be your little man that a little bit
Woo!
Will give you everything that's anubis
He's got them boobies
Oh shit
Oh my god
What the hell is going on around here tiny little finger
Tiny little hands, you look at me forget them
Oh
Yeah, oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You fucking knew something? Oh my god. Oh, nice. You're
sad. Oh, dude, thank you so much. Oh my god, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so
much. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Big help. Big help. Big help. Big help to
that guy thank you so much oh yeah they help thank you so much oh oh
Where'd you go? Where'd you skedaddle him to?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Stop being...
Oh, well...
Well...
That laughing was that laughing
Laughing boys that laughing. Yeah, okay. You know what I gave it my all I gave my was still not ready for mission
It was yet. Yeah, it's still not ready for this almost you almost did 30 damage to him
I
Was looking I was cooking there. All right. That was our bastard temp. Yeah
30 damage out of
You cannot say that I did not give it my all you cannot see
That is what that is all you can ask that is all you can ask for
And I was so close. I was so close. Let me tell what give me 30 more things with a guy. It's over for him. It's over for him
That's a lot. Thanks a lot died
Beautiful I
I've returned home after a long and arduous journey.
Oh, I think he's gone.
Oh.
I'll tell you.
It was not easy for me.
It was not easy for me out there.
He's over there.
He was just a little more shy.
He was just a quick and subtle.
There's a quickie, just a little quickie, just a quickie.
There he is, just a quickie.
Quickie.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so I did-
Get him!
Oh, the veteran hunter is at the small settlement.
You just need to talk to him.
And then you'll get the quest to kill five bosses.
I'm about to turn that shit in.
How the fuck?
Stop being...
Okay.
I'm about to turn that shit in.
Oh my god!
This happens right now.
Oh my god.
This happens right now.
Oh my god.
This happens right now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, if he stands right now, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, holy shit!
A point zero five percent death! I gotta do this! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I got I don't know I love I'm over 23 now. I think I like to I got two lovers
hmm holy shit holy crap holy crap oh my god dude that only to like 40
Oh
I got 36,000 makes me for that 36,000
No way
Of the better guild is going to bed tonight my friend
Fair well, fair well!
Mr. Bedtime will call him.
Oh my god, with my dark unicorn and your alubis, we can grind these bosses into powder.
Into powder! Into powder!
Into powder.
Oh my goodness.
You are see the shiny
No, which would try to switch out which would I switch out I
Can't switch out this one or this one because these guys are my movement one which is what switch up for new
Hard only having meals you thought
Yeah, it really is the Ram. Yeah, I don't think even though the shiny. I don't know I
See the mold on wasn't too crazy
151 15 cent will peanut be playing the Tarkov blackout event at all wedges there with his team and you can open keycard rooms free if you kill him wedges on Vabs
What's he doing exactly exactly is happening right now. I'm not I'm not quite sure
Come over here. Come over here.
Look at this.
It's a newbis.
Oh, my God.
He's taller up close.
Yeah, he's a little taller up close.
Did he grow?
I don't think he was always this tall.
Yeah, he's even taller than Kloge here.
He's a big guy.
Do we hold on how do you read name guys?
There we go
Okay, hold on listen
Wait hold on wait
Was I doing we oh yeah, how good is it working is he good worker?
That's oh my god level six handiwork level six mighty and level four trans wanting
Love it this you can craft stuff so fast. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, I'm getting whether he's the best he's the best for that shit
She oh
Like I want to watch him work. Do you think we're build right now? I'm gonna build five blues. You see what's going on here
Not the best worker, but you know, we'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there
Look at that. We got some work to do. We got some work to do. He's just mad at us. He just managed to work
We all wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hell is he
I'm not even joking he just made five blue spheres and I'm probably like point four seconds all five. Oh my god. We're gonna put them to work. We're never gonna see the battlefield.
You will never see the light of day again.
Oh my God. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Oh, okay. We gotta go. We gotta go do bosses in Love Lock 1.
We gotta be the best guild on the server.
Look, I know Habibi's still here, but he's a little slow.
So as long as we talk fast, you won't know what we're saying.
Oh, he has no idea.
Genji's guild of Hatch, Her, and Mr. Habibi, they are nothing.
They are nothing compared to our guild.
We must show them that by leveling up superior to them having ten times the amount of powers they do a hundred times
The amount of powers they do. Yeah, I say we even go to wall around their base
They can't even leave that base the proof that we are the truth
Build the wall
Yeah, someone take that out of context put it on Twitter quick
So we take that out of context put it on Twitter
Put it on Twitter
A lot of different answers in the world
Get up get up get up get up get up
Yeah guys actually I know you guys like that
Actually don't do that for sizzle
For sizzle by fizzle don't do that
For sizzle by fizzle the people on that app are fucking stupid
They won't understand the joke
They're actual morons
Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it
I forgot what I was gonna say
Forget it?
Oh you lay up
Wait wait wait wait
80 D brain now come get this quest go to go to the the village this one right here
I'm fast driving there so you can see it and you got to talk to the guy so you can get the quest to kill five bosses
They just kill him out
I just have to look for clues around like a rock or something are you on that part of the main quest?
Say that again, what's it called shall not harm pals search for clues about the next hour
That's what you're on. Yep, and gathering the keyspheres as well. Who am I talking to right?
This guy over here, well, I don't have gathered the keyspheres. I don't think oh
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do
Yeah, one out of eight. I have I think there's the tower quest. I'm not right here. We're not a dwell
You have slain only five creatures, not yet. It's still in submission once you've done it. Okay. Now he just
Now I need to say 10 of them this son of a bitch
He switched up on you. He switched up on you totally switched up on you
Did I even get rewarded?
Oh, I think he rewarded me. I don't know
I'm gonna head on back also
What you know, you can buy moves and stuff from these you can buy like moves
So, you know how there's been no
I'm going back. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the main quest
Roger that you know, I don't even worry about it. Was it something important?
No, it's just how to make your Pokemon better. No, no, that's super super super super moves
That's stupid, that's dumb.
That's stupid and dumb.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
That's stupid.
I'm sorry I even said anything.
It's so stupid.
It's so stupid that I even said anything.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah, I think we grind the shit out of the party.
Perhaps.
Absolutely bang them.
Waiter!
Waitor!
One more, please one more
Waiter
One more, please give it this another adubus here
Another anubis at the same spot at the same spot
He just comes back. It looks like he just comes back. I've got my adubus on it
I think my it was gonna be a bit slide by him
Yeah, okay, so green ball. Oh wait, hold on. Wait. No, he's not green ball. Wait. My
new wishes insane. I'll be right there. Holy shit. Uh, my new wishes insane. Oh shit.
Okay, here's a new position. Oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, my new missus one time he's actually yes, he does damage to him. I'm not even joking. It's not like the one damage thing
Oh, yeah, okay. Oh
Get him get him get him get him
He actually has tons of damage. I'm not even talking
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm I'm I'm literally like freaking out. Oh my god
gimmick
I'm here. I'm here
I just hit him for like a thousand
I'm already dead. I even revive you if I'm here if I'm you back we back
Here, where are you? I'm cool to rock the funnest ass in the desert. How can you miss it? It's like two full moons?
I'm I'm fucking great and earthquake seven time. I strut these thighs together. I can't see your icon
I can't see
Where's a new bus he went in front of me. I don't know. I don't know you in front of me so over here
Oh, I see my ship. I see him. Listen. Listen all damaged with my new miss. All right. Let me get let me put in some work on him
But he will one shot by a new me. So I gotta kind of play the school
What the fuck is your new business going after a random poke yeah, okay, we'll put him a little closer to the closer
He's
What oh what the hell is he doing?
You poop take poop fool. Oh
They're aura offing they're having an aura off
They're having an aura off. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's just doing poop out of oh my god. He's having an aura off
Holy cannoli. Oh my god. You're actually doing we might be able to do to a new to a new missing
I know you do so much damage. I'm doing easy to do only one damage each these eyes
This is huge. Oh my god. Oh shit. You just took 11,000 damage you take
I'm not good. What can I say?
Alright, well, well, I can use some assistance for this gimmick
I could use did you just try to throw my ball just bouncing off them. Is that normal? Yes
Oh, oh, that looks good over there, buddy. Not looking good. Oh, oh
Wait, do I have to wait because it's been too recent? Oh, oh
I don't know wait. I only have
11
What'd you say? Oh, I'm still alive. I only have nine green balls
Well, it took me about like 40 or 50 the first time I did and then yeah, they just all bounce off of them
Oh, so that's normal, so I just keep...
You just keep chucking at him.
I mean, that's like a witch in the town square in the sixty-hundreds.
Tomato after tomato, until you get him.
I'm up and down.
Roger that.
Oh, well, you're dead.
Well, I'll finish him off, don't you worry.
Lock him.
Get him!
You keep working.
Take that, hooligan!
Huzzah!
Oh
Boop ball
Oh my god
Boop ball I'm not gonna kill I'm not gonna kill
Okay, okay, okay, okay now now we do the bonds now we do the bonds
It will we oh shit. I even picked up my stuff
Pick it up pick it up it up. He's what you doing? Wow this happened. Oh, he's gonna die this other guy
Oh
Yeah, I mean
Maybe a goldmobby's don't go one of them. Yeah, I do two already. I wasted two gold balls
Oh god. Oh god. I'm gonna throw it behind him a parent. Oh back of his head. Oh
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? He's over there. He's over there
Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead
He's just sucking all my balls. Oh my god, he just ran me. Where is he going?
It's impossible. Go back, go back. He's bugging the fuck out. He's like teleporting back and
forth. My balls just bouncing all over him. I can't do nothing. I haven't even got a single
attempt that's what I'm saying I don't think it's just I think that there's
some mechanic that can't be captured right now like maybe there's an attempt
to no no I need this earlier this outweighs this out I'm telling you that
works this is that way just keep throwing balls at him just keep these keep
Balls out of these oh hold on hold on hold up. Oh
Sneak attack sneak attack now. It's good sneak attack right sneak a day. You got to watch out for this. Yeah, that was
All right, I respect it I respect it. I respect it. I see you. I see you. I respect I respect the ball the bad
Oh
You're forgetting the leader of Palkana
Thank you, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, where's that? He's over there
316 yeah
Oh this guy might kill him this guy might kill him if you want to do it
Oh
That's not good. Oh my god, that is not good for me
Through the trees yummy. Oh fuck
No, please no, please no, please no, please
I'm running out of green balls here cheap. I'm running out of green balls here cheap
I ran out of I spent all my golf spit four gold balls on him. I haven't even had a single attempt
He's so low. I'm really spitting 60 green balls
Have we got a single attempt? I want it. I got one tip down. Yeah. Oh, you did get okay. Oh, that's not good
Where's he going? Oh, where's he gone? He's a quick little bugger. Oh my god. Oh my god
Blue balls, so it's not even working out
I'm dead. Hmm. I'm uh, it's all you. I
I'm not I'm in a very similar situation. I'm in a highly a very I wouldn't say the exact same situation
But very similar a very similar very similar very similar situation
By the way, this server is a bit laggy. I'm gonna have the guy bump it up a little bit
Unless that's just how the game works
maybe just a little research that I he I'm sure I'm sure I'm actually well
sure it's up that's why it is that's why what it is it I mean like yeah me
I doubt it is only like there's only like six was playing I got it
oh my god I'm following me cake what are you boys you got downloadable RAM and
five nuts and my TTS donna didn't work anyway help my old ass celebrate me
another year closer to 50 with the sip of the silly cheers peanut
cheers happy birthday good to happy birthday okay I got my stuff
I'm out of this one another silly juice after you give us a new miss free
there's a new percent okay there's just some turtle trying to fuck me there's a
new percent okay there he is all right there he is we just finish him off at
this point I still got 38 green spheres okay that's a high number that's a high
number he just got to it there all right hold on I'm giving him the business I'm
I'm giving him the business.
Yeah, he can't take much more of this.
I'll take that right now.
He can't take, what's that sound?
Oh my god.
No, now you guys still got 24.
You got 24 free balls?
Down me?
Okay.
There he goes.
There goes our boy.
I give you as a quick rebind.
I'm creepin' on over, creepin' on over.
Steaky man, sticky guy, very sticky.
Very sticky, very sticky.
Thank you, good job.
Where is he at?
Where'd he go?
You see where the threats he went.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He went through here.
He's bathing.
We got him.
I think he's dead.
He's dead?
I just boss kill a day obtain a new bus bounty token. He has Paris. I don't know
where and I don't know why I don't know who oh oh fantastic ah great and only
80 green balls down ah all my gold remember that gold ball I was gonna
give you yes it's gone ah good it's gone okay and it's okay well that'll happen
and a lap and a lap and you got one though honestly you know the insipositive
the insipositive because I think it makes me realize how truly lucky I got on
the first time of getting that guy you mean that's right and now we have a
Someone who can actually kill a level figure
Yeah, we can come back and do this we can go we can just gotta learn the craft gold balls
We can come back and we can do this anytime. He seems to just respawn in this area
This is an in BDS no big deal situation. Oh wait, are you sure it's a CN BDS certified no big deal situation?
It's I'm not sure on a honestly. I'm not sure if it's certified, but I think it will be soon
go ahead it's just I don't think it's gone through the process is all also
17 ninjas fighting turtles over here I want to find where he died surely he
dropped some who agreed Bob building back up my storage
I'm at the next quest spot. I'm doing the next quest. I'm going to look around for his
Luke for a little longer and then I was out he has a load none surely a new miss
God of Egypt Lord of the sands has a couple things in his pocket I don't
think so I don't think so what it where what I don't know I don't think so I
I think he's Egyptian the cats don't know all the gold in those times
Technically he's cat ish, but
Cat adjacent cat adjacent. He is cat adjacent
Mmm
Her maybe per maybe per maybe
Listen, let me tell you something while you're goofing around looking for a cat
Or whatever they're sitting doing. I'm getting rich. I'm getting rich. I'm getting ripped. I'm getting ripped. I'm getting ripped to die
All right. All right. All right. Do that, Pokemon.
I'm competing faster than you can blink. Faster than you can blink. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Okay, all right report to the client all right go all the way the fuck back safe dude
Oh my god kill me now
Yeah, we right now the armor schematic. Oh metal armor schematic was that?
Metallic pylon right next to the
Fast travel place over at an UBIS. Did you not get that? I get that. Oh, no, no
Maybe I see maybe I did I don't know
Do we get that a new miss or a new miss is apparently a catfish not a cat
He's a
Sense doesn't make sense. We tell you make the check the map and shows his death
No, I don't think so that's exactly where he was my son man. Oh
Yeah, I think I think it points out where he spotted
I'm completing the next big storyline the main quest I think
we'll go to the next one Godspeed Mr. gimmick goofballing around that's what
you do it you go around the rest over there I don't even know what you want
you're going around that's what you do it you goofballing you do boot
Goofy. I'm not a goofball. You're just a goonie. You're just a goonie while I'm quest maxing
You're just a goonie while I'm quest maxing
Maybe meat ballin around bang who's ballin around and follow me gang follow me boys
Boss time. Well, yeah, I think this leads us to the next boss, right the main quest. I am doing the main quest
It is the main quest, right? So long you're doing a quest. That's what I like to say
Yeah, I'll do an a quest. That's pretty good
think
hmm I'm doing it I'm doing the thing unfortunately my revived boy has parent
hmm I'm gonna have to go back to base at some point and do a little rest relaxation for my
Pokemon but not regard our huh there's a lot of art some there's been some losses at a new
Oh
Okay, and some losses. I'm had I'm head over to the next quest slide
I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna speed through these quests so that we can beat Jinzy and her guild of usurpers and thieves
All right, I don't know what gesture gooning activities you're doing that that require no progress
And that get no I am literally doing what you just did one gesture good. You are just a good
I'm not just your goonie. You are just your goonie. One cannot just your goon
One cannot just you do
If one is
Not
Okay, I'm just a child but who cares you want you are just a goodie. You're just a goodie care
It's tight. Yeah
tight
you're just a goodie that's what you're doing it where's this quest eggs it puts
it like in the air right here
I don't even see that question oh cuz I don't have it tracked what wait what
mission are you tracking that's not my arm pal the thou shalt not harm powers
yeah that's right I'm talking where's this hello you dumbass now I see it oh
Oh my god, I was so confused we were here at the hell you were.
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Okay.
Thanks, boys!
Um, now we're on the same track.
Jester Goonig has come to completion.
And I am now...
Jester Goon, are you finished?
Right there.
I am now Sigma Goonig.
I'm Sigma Goonig.
That's advanced.
That's an advanced technique.
That's advanced.
Are you sure you're ready?
I'm not sure, to be honest.
But I'm doing it anyway.
Yeah, who reads all this? You gotta be...
You're just gonna be a fucking nerd.
You know what I mean? I was like...
genuinely 30 paragraphs of stuff.
I don't give two shit about the law, you kid me?
I wanna beat small animals to death and enslave them.
I don't know what's so hard to get about that.
I don't know what's so hard to get about- I don't wanna read literate her while I'm doing it.
I don't really know I'm gonna be honest. I'll instantly go flash it. I skip dialogue in every game
Space bar is dead. Yes
All right, I'm coming back to you
Okay
The quest comes back here the quest comes back there. Yeah, I'm about like six step ahead of you as you were just security
I was not well. I'm sigma-gooding now, which is means I'm gonna be double-timing it. Oh, I'm not making this
I am NOT oh that's that. Oh shit abandoned ship. See you later. Oh
Shit, oh my god. Come on. Oh my god
By the way
The sealed realm of the myriad flames. Have you discovered that? I have not
Not just got to see a very out of flame. No, also, there's a blaze how boss here
This is a blaze how boss. What's a blaze out? Oh wait a blaze out newbis
You know how newbis had a statue? Yeah, I found another statue
We're another kind of another guy. Let's catch that guy
Yeah
Level 30 blaze out is on my map
I
Think I might have to go through this portal though and jump right back to you right now
Yeah, let's do this boss. I'll be able to take this guy
Yeah, I'm coming to you. I don't know. I'm just gonna stop by this crash. We can do it. We're gonna get
Either way, other way
Automate game. It's also in a cave. Not a problem. I left for two minutes and
What if you had to have some numerous
Many have doubted the bungalow
What done I've survived gentlemen it is
him. It is on the chest here that I can out. It's a very strange. Maybe I think you made
one fatal mistake when you joined Hotch's crew. What is the mistake? I think you forgot
that those are a daytime group. So now you have no friends, go see.
It's not fun if you don't have an enemy, Mr. Knop.
Get out! God yeah!
What the fuck?
You get him, Mr. Doobus! Get him!
All around me, familiar face she has.
Only got a cubic life. You would take it. Wait, what am I thinking about?
Oh.
Who's over there?
I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
Oh.
Why is it making me re-log in here? Hold on. You would take it. I gotta re-log in right here.
Okay, I can't describe to you, I can't even begin to describe to you what I, what I'm dealing with.
So you know that chest that I saw?
Why?
Well, it was actually a pal, and I tried to capture it, and then it ran off at literal light speed.
and it's still running around at speeds I can't even describe you all right it's
just it's okay it's do you want to come up you can't read well it's not that I'm
the new faces. In trouble, Chris. Just one that I'm baffled by its existence. I'm gonna
come up and capture that bad boy. It sounds like you had need of assistance from the team
captain, aka the IGL, aka the bone collector, aka Pal Qaeda leader. Is that right? Would
that be accurate? Would that be an accurate statement? Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the way. We
We are on the way boys.
Mr. Palkaida.
That is, oh, Mr. Palkaida was my father, please.
Call me Sir Palkaida.
Oh, from Sir Palkaida?
Hmm, you've lost him.
Yes.
I don't know how you're supposed to catch.
Whoa, wait, we catch that guy?
Which one?
The one that's thrusting right in front of us.
Rippin' it out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I assume that's what's through this portal.
Well, let's get out.
I don't know what happened to the chest.
We'll find him again.
I'm going in.
Wait, that's level 50?
Or is it level 30?
I was in love with it.
I was on a critical.
30, 30, 30, 30.
Level 30.
see me just yet and don't move oh shit wait hold on wait I still got this
explain like we can catch this guy right I would assume so turn them up and
turn them up
Okay, can you recall them immediately a new missus killing up? Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I mean
No, I mean yeah, I mean oh, I'm dead
Okay, give me, give me, give me, it's too.
Oh, I'm a terrorist.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
What was that, what?
Well.
I don't know, yeah, that'll happen.
That'll, that'll, I mean,
that's how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
That's how the cookie crumbles, you know what I'm about?
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes it does by the way, I did not that's how that grab that fast travel statue
Good very good very good
We will have to do this again our bodies luckily are outside
Can you tell us oh, yeah, I can't loot your body right I found a little gentleman. I found a little gentleman
a little gentleman. There's a little gentleman right here. That's a proper sly. That's a
proper sly. All right, follow me, gang. I'm going to, since you, I'm going to go back
to base and make some green balls real quick, because I am fresh out my- Oh, that's a quick
little gentleman. Oh my gosh, he's on the move. He's got somewhere important to be. He's
out of mission I will return let me know when you're going back to the I I'm
coming back right now I see the fast travel the problem is I have nothing to
get away I forgot I still have my chains when I die I'm an idiot
everybody I'll be there literally like 20 seconds okay well in that 20 seconds
I'm gonna go craft a few green balls and then teleport right but all right
sound good sound good job I will say by the time you get back I will have already captured
this demon and we will be rid of him we'll be rid of him and he'll be in our in our internal prison
literally impossible
I followed me again impossible and ridiculous
Okay, two green balls.
Great.
You're too late.
You're far too late.
I'm going into the cave as we speak.
I'm fast traveling to the point, and I will be there long before.
You are far too late. You are far too late.
You are far too late plenty of time. You're far too late literally
You are far too late throw my green ball immediately
You would be mine. I'm capturing him. He would be mine. You're far too late
Hey
You got him I got him I got him with a blue ball
Oh, Mr. gimmick a blue bomb. Oh, welcome in. Oh my God. I didn't get credit for him because you didn't wait
And laughing
Mr. God
Doesn't respond for an hour. How do you know that there's a timer on the outside? Oh
Oh, that's a chance. All right. I'll get him. You give me a second. You give me a chance. All right now
I'm gonna defeat Lily in the free parallel. Oh, I'm going to a tower right out of clean watch. You want to come with me?
Mm-hmm. Let's do it.
Oh, we got teleport to this one. I don't have those two. What the hell is that?
What the hell?
Like the anti-closey
You see that?
Do that, what's he doing?
What's he doing? Just messing around. He's just lollygagging around. Hey, no loitering!
This is a strict no loitering policy around here.
What the hell is going on around here?
Follow me, gang, follow me boys.
Alright.
I'm heading over to this one and that's this part of the main quest. I
Yeah, this is part of the house. It's part of the main quest. Oh shit. I got I got to do the
Okay, I got a cat. I'm like two behind you
You need to get the ring that doesn't let the Pokemon go below one HP kind sir. So there's no oocy poopsies
We apparently there's a ring you can wear that mixes into the the power you're killing never goes below one HP
Yeah, but you're but your power your power will still
kill it you just won't oh still useful but not as yeah i'm still using the level one pickaxe
to kill people and it's broken so they spent a lot that i do anything around here that sounds
like a unique problem to you specifically well there's another box right here is we're gonna
game mechanic I'm just grabbing this quest real quick you guys do here let's
kill let's kill this guy real quick just your fun just leave me yeah yeah yeah
we've done long before you even arrived this you give it long before why do you
even invite me why do you even tell me just kill him and don't even tell me
about it. You will be dead long before you arrive. It won't even tell me next time. Long
before you arrive Mr. Gimmick. Far, far before you arrive. Hey Ness. Hey Ness. Gimmick you
bastard. He is, he is losing health rapidly. I've already got him on his knees. He's weak.
He's submitting to bar kind of. I gotta get another cylinder to touch this. I could use
this moment in the delay oh my god it's a plant let's see oh nevermind that was
his back all right all right dead already no not yet but he is fast on his
way
hold on I got a new recess to or a walk real quick yeah thank you dad thank you
Mrs. Putnam some work against him. I won't lie. He's doing a ball of poop at him
The ball is so close. I literally I'm
Approaching the portal
Don't you kill him
Don't you kill him? I'm coming into the portal now. He's come on in. I'm in the loading screen. Come on in come on in
Make you shop it off
Is he dead that might kill him? I'm not gonna lie to you. I would hurry up
Okay, all right, I'm here, I'm here.
Okay, there we go, he's all right.
Now we just suck him up, suck him with our balls.
Oh, your balls are not sucking up.
Let me give you, oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, oh, is it working?
I got him!
Oh, good work, good work!
We got him, baby!
Come here!
Oh, 2,000 XP?
Oh, dude, this is definitely the best way to do it.
I got 5,000.
What?
I
Told you your balls. I'm sucky enough. I told you
No, I'm to know I'm done you I'm I've seen balls false on far suck yet far suck yet
Look how big are your balls? They're big. They're I think there's a I got a tumor. I got 7k XP. I got
Okay, okay
which is two thousand one you think you clever don't you if you clever i'm gonna
head on over here a little bit bigger i think my balls are just maybe a little
bit bigger than yours i doubt it i highly doubt it but
you can make my balls are the circumference of a basketball
right that is not that is not a bra i've got a chair anywhere i go
that is you're like that guy in india that was like that old meme where he
he would literally just sit on him.
I don't know about that one.
I don't know about that.
There's an old picture of this guy from Indie who had a defect
and his balls were so big, he just walked around
and sat on him like a beanbag.
It's not an edgy joke, it's just a literal thing.
Oh, well, an actual thing.
I was about to get you your chest, but then he,
but then, well, then he vanished from this plane of reality.
Oh, there's a dragon here.
Oh, I see him!
I see him!
Do the chest get in the way?
The chest get in the way!
Oh, you see the chest?
I see the chest!
Get in the way!
You get the chest?
He's get in the way!
Go, go, go!
You get the capture or can I just kill him?
I-I-I mean, just-
I always just assume capture.
Oh!
He's going back! He's going back! He's coming towards you! He's coming towards you!
Grab, grab, grab, grab, grab him!
He's a fast little bugger!
He's a fast one!
Oh my god!
He's a quick little jump-
Oh my god! I caught the dragon!
With the 4% blue ball!
Oh! Oh my!
Oh my!
Hey, would you catch it? Are you still on?
Catch it for sure?
There's another dragon. There's dragons all over the place.
Oh wait, these are just...
Wait, these are good flies.
Oh my god! Wait, I didn't get him!
I
Even know where you oh, you're a
No, I got him. I got him what what is that two thousand two hundred Clinton one training manual XL
Sounds exciting. Oh, that's nice
That's nice
No, it weren't team good work
Yeah, you a boss
Oh, hey, we gotta go we gotta go to the quest
Oh, yeah, we have any food on you
I can use some food. I'm a little honey. I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm gonna kill this guy
I'm gonna harvest this flashing bone
He's gonna drop I
Just dropped 13 big berries. Thank you. Thank you. I dropped 13 big berries
I'm gonna grab the bus. I'm one behind on the question. Where'd the big berries go?
I threw them on the ground it's up to you to find them. I washed my hands of this.
I'm telling you I'm right where you went. There's no big berries are you sure?
I washed my hands of this. You sure it's in the big berries?
No I'm not joking I just threw 13 big berries on the ground.
Where? Okay all right I'm coming back. I don't see any big berries. I think you're lying.
I think you're lying. I think you said it boys check your inventory. I'll shooty-bake babies. Hey, you're liar
What oh
Discarding doesn't drop them. I just deleted them cool very nice. I love that. All right good work. Good work
Good work. Oh, thank God. I was really hoping I was hungry. I was hoping I was like, oh, I hope give it to leech 13 berries
That thing that right in front of me right in front of you. I'm
Means drop
All right, who made this game the English nothing first language. I mean
Okay, I need more food
Drop means discard discard means drop. I gave my food to adumers
He seemed he seemed famished
Destroy should be the word
Destroy should be the word. Well, there is a giant trash can next to the yeah, there's literally a giant trash can next to God
Well, I don't know what can't be with what do you do with trash you throw it on the ground
Of course
We're in the ocean. Maybe you said a picture of an ocean next to it ocean. Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm that either one would have worked, but the point is that I was deceived you would see honestly. I agree you've changed my mind I
Have been deceived
There's a cave over here
The caves have caves have bosses. Oh, yeah, just at the end. Oh also. I got a
makeshift shotgun schematic a makeshift shotgun schematic was that you yeah and metal armor schematic
I'm I'm gonna guess now. I don't know for sure, but I'm gonna guess it makes a
Who's this pretty lady?
Pretty lady pretty lady
Pretty lady
Don't mind the rock
Peanut stating profile
Be updated
Oh, you've got some hocks after you. You got some hocks after you. Looks like we need to add an administrative note
Oh, I'm going in for the boss battle. You join me. This is like a serious boss battle
This is this is like a like a main quest boss battle
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And did you servant cuz I'm literally one behind you I'm going to see oh
30 seconds you're already going I phrase that perfectly
That's ever lived. I have this ever left that has ever lived ever
No, I'm outside. No, I'm outside. I'm waiting for you wait for you. Oh, okay
I'm at the village. I'm talking to this
Fisherman, and then I'm I'll be right there
You you're a hundred miles away
way I'm at the quest I'm gonna fast oh my this map is big holy shit oh my god
it's huge wait it's huge hold on now look he's power up player Abba the
captain do was that early the tower of I think you mean that's that for the quest
I think you mean best best power play yes it's for the quest I get the rest of
We gotta beat the crap out of this animal
Wait, did you know you must have done are she now's a good time for you give another silly just while wait
Silly just
Do a poop I'm sprinting do a poop do a poop do a peanut butter poop
You know butter poop
I'm just grinding
71 no
and that's a vital change
whatever
I'm
just
gonna
just
gonna
just
gonna
just
gonna
just
gonna
just gonna
Oh, says the lightning strike back in a flash. I am
Did you do a peanut butter poop?
What I assume you poop peanut butter. I know I know for sure. That is facts of the accurate correct
It turns out you did one more question
Unless it's a okay, hold on is this the thou shalt not hunt house quest
You've asked that many times. Yes. Yes, it is. I'm just making sure you're still on it. You haven't done any nefarious clicking
No, no nefarious clicking at all. I'm at the Tower of the Free Pal Alliance ready to beat the shit out of this guy
Perfect
No, I am
You missed a Kermit. What'd it say?
What was it important? What was it important? What'd it say? It was stupid.
Was it stupid?
Hmm
Is it another one of those is it a tower?
Yes, it's oh
Power act you want to show what you can because I don't think I'll have to wait an hour for that
I'm not gonna miss his real name is in poo or and poo
We just adopted the Greek adaptation of a new miss because it sounded good
Hieroglyphs didn't contain strong vows. We mostly make up what we think the names sounded like well
Thank God it's not Ann Poo, thank God it's not Ann Poo, because it would be significantly less cool.
I wouldn't even want him in my arsenal of Ann Poo. That sounds like Aladdin's monkey,
what was Aladdin's monkey name? I'm not quite certain, I will google it.
I'm not aware of what Aladdin's monkey's name is. No, I'm not certain of that at all.
I
Mr. Blasmus you devious the dog you know what responses just you I'm gonna give you five seconds of doing time
Time begins now
five a boo what no i'm hearing a poo three my chat's all saying who one and
first is a very funny man now put in the chat when you all did with the extra four seconds
i'm joyful i want to become close i want to share with each other what did we all do with the extra
of four seconds cleaned up my taxes excellent excellent excellent that was
for you that was for you you not only if you give me you get this great
blessing this great blessing this blessing beyond beyond reality
Before streams, you know what? It's not gonna do more seconds of gooning time. This witchcraft won't work on me one
two
Fantastic you've completed you've completed quality check. I'm edgy right now. Oh my god, dude
Thank you, sir. Thank you, buddy. Fuck this bird. All right. I'm going in fuck this bird
Go and I gotta go I gotta show you do it. I got a shiny
I'm I'm being fully distracted and we are blessed. That's right. That's right. Why he best you do that
Now what's going on here, let's go out. Oh my god
That's the boss
I'm about to beat that shit out of this lady are you kidding me that's it
I knew this could go crazy. I knew it's good
Hang him down
I don't know why he does the Pooper attack so often, he's highly effective compared to
other attacks okay all right I think you just went in for a closer look that
time not much attacking going on well these you go things are going good
Things are going... Things are going okay.
Things are going... Anubis seems to be doing more auto-bombing than attacking, for some reason.
Yeah.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
You gotta let your voice shine.
Will you do something oh my god, what is she up to
I found a messenger of love.
Oh yeah, I saw that lady.
There's French.
Oh yeah!
On the ground again.
Oh yeah!
Alright!
Shipplin' up, shipplin' up!
So it worked, team.
He should be a pride, a relic of ancient civilization.
Oh, I was going to read that.
First thing in this game, I tried to read and they removed it.
Good work, team. Good work, team.
You should have caught it.
I don't think you can catch the main storyline bosses.
She just loaded me up.
She just loaded me up with some goodies.
I
She report to the client. Oh
Oh
All right, I lost the damn shiny cuz I was zoning out
What a great and horrible tragedy
All right, well I beat the box. I'm heading back to the client right now
I don't know what you're up to you seem to be doing a bunch of just gesture good. I got distracted by shiny
Do you see me?
You seem to be doing a bunch of gesture good give it we would never be the best guild on the server with all this gesture
Gooding you're doing. I am a real grind. I'm a real grinder. I'm a you can find me on grinder. I'm a real grinder
Just a gooding your dude. You don't know about just your gooding. I just got some advantages. Oh
For example, he's happy that
He's only level like he's that worth it
So what is that what?
I find a shiny
Probably when I was looking for the came towards you
Well that'll happen he's dead he's dead
Mr. Shinee seems to he's not really anymore. He's he's using new bus. I used to do this new
I used to do this time use a new bus you new business for killing well using new bit I learned that about my
My little pony a new bus kind of gave him the business a new bus kind of gave him the business nice and quick
Yeah, I've done that. I've done
it. Been there. Been there. I've
been there, brother. Oh, brother.
You should cut my coffee. Well,
next week, let me tell you something.
Oh my god. Let me tell you something.
Yes, sir. I've got a couch on my
front lawn and a decommissioned
Ford F-250 from the 2005-2006
era. Sometimes we'll put a
Put a line in the back of the truck and fill it with water and it would be like a makeshift jacuzzi.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Goddamn.
Yes sir.
When I see you, when I see the rolls and rolls and the night shining sometimes I can't help myself.
I just load it up, get my waders on,
now I'm flying, now I'm flying back back back back back back back back.
Now I'm bringing the Splash 12 out to that pond.
Yes sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Five, four, five, one, five to pick up truck with a slight,
with a light and tasteful lip.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
What I see is if you're right, the four boards of your truck
ain't taller than you are, then you ain't doing it right.
I want to let everybody know that I've got a small penis
and I'm a little racist.
Let me do something.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes.
culture is yeah yeah yeah yeah all right get one of them step it step up get
into my room yes sir yes sir yes sometimes I pretend to be getting into
my truck and then bang back to kick a woman in the face yeah sir yeah just
random woman in the parking lot even though what what she do as far as
This question is just part of my culture, it's just history.
I'm heading to the next quest.
Are you suggesting getting, because it would be quite wise.
I am doing the quests, I'm doing the quest now.
It would be quite wise to get to my quest.
Now I have the quest to kill the boss and I will go kill the boss and I will kill it quicker than you killed it.
How about let's come on quick and easy kill
Impensely hungry and so are all your pals. Yeah, we might have to figure out a solution
The hunger it seems as everybody is as if everybody is starving all the time
Everybody's oh yours. Yeah
Everyone is always starving
Just grab some berries. We have
Thousands of roasted berries. We can get me get a jet dragon. I've been seeing my bucket. They're talking about a jet dragon for a while
Is there a jet dragon we do you even settle for a jet dragon or no?
Tap stop for I
Assume everything you need to settle for hold on now ain't no free ain't no free lunch
Oh, hold on now. You saying I can't do it
You saying I can't do it
They said I can't do it.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you what happened to the last fella.
He got the buggy leg tore.
He's dead.
I've heard about him.
He died of cardiac arrest unrelated.
Well, yes, technically.
But if the cardiac arrest hadn't got him,
I would have been in there. I like a hot dog through butter like a hot dog through butter like a hot dog through a fat person's digestive system.
Now I have a question. Do you need a saddle to ride a jet dragon or no?
Yes you do. I'd like to see you try bear back in that that bear back in that pony.
Pony well, I'm not seeing the jet dragon saddle. I'll tell you what I
Won't see your buns on that back right now. I want to see your buns on that back see what happened
I'm not seeing a jet dragon saddle. I ain't seeing one if there was one. I see
probably like level 50
hmm
level 79
Hold on a second
Oh
They're gonna be touching that bag anytime soon. Oh
It's an unknown item. I see I see okay, so you need to
capture them before a
Or you see it, huh?
Yeah, you ain't even captured one you trying to make a saddle
Hold on is there any way to get something you can't craft like is there a way to find a jet dragon saddle?
I can go capture jet dragon right now and if I'm blind, I'm gonna find a blueprints.
I found a blueprint of a blueprint of a armor I already got so I assume, I assume, I don't
want to assume, but I'm assuming that you can get lucky if I'm a little blueprint.
I'm just assuming though, I'm just assuming.
Okay, I'm getting where that you technically can find a jet dragon saddle that you would
just have to be profusely lucky.
Lucky.
That's right.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes, sir.
Look, this motherfucker on earth right now.
A baby that was an excellent break of your three-hour valve silence. I have
Just boiling up the full mast
Let me pay you sir. You have fixed my impotence
With just a few meager words, let me tell you
damn
What is that a
Vanworm
Wait, is that worse or better than our Raham bird
Ragna bird like the hot
Like the huck is better. Okay. Okay, so I'm on the way
Nothing nothing mischievous. I've already got a better one. I've already got a better one. Hey, where's that bear boy, baby?
Mm-hmm. I
Go sent in case no one has told you recently you're doing a great job being a good person, Mr.
Peanut. I'm proud of you. Have a great stream
Teeny little ladies ain't gonna share
He's my bird
Fucking obese or something
Do we need a couple files of our sample guy here
I'm switching I'm switching I'm going on this guy. We're going downhill any ways
Oh, those teleporting ninjas, be careful, careful.
What the hell is going on up there?
A zenovator?
Tom Cruise made this game?
Not the Scientology Warriors up there killing animals.
You unlock this?
No.
Follow me, gang, follow me.
Hmm, Zeno is sick.
That one's cool.
Go get Zeno.
Zeno's cool.
Read them out.
We take a peek at this Zeno.
Oh, see, he's as cool as you say.
Oh, God, I'll be, oh, that's the biggest thing
I've ever seen in my life!
Oh, my God, I need that!
Did you see the size of that egg?
Oh, my, oh, God, oh, my God!
Did you see the size of that thing?
Big, googly, googly, that thing is juicy.
gimmick I just found the biggest egg in this whole damn game size of a house size of a house
I just fat-fingered a gold ball so I'm gonna let your very huge scorching egg oh my god
oh oh that one in good ones did you kick can you catch these tower bosses no right
That guy doesn't look cool at all as he looks a little cool. Not cool enough to stop my journey
You can eat that right now, I'm getting word that this is like a real good egg right here
I'm getting word this are real good egg right here real good
Getting a good you getting them good egg. Oh, yeah, I got a real good egg mouse
We're still being incubated, let me go back to what we're doing.
By the shit god, we come out.
Put it in the hatch, what hatch?
What's a hatch?
We...
Eat?
Do we have any food?
Yeah, but eat out of them, we have thousands of bits of food.
berries thousands of roasted berries in the in the pot I'm gonna eat out of the
pig trough join the club how do I split on the club oh how do you spit how do I
split how do you spit how you spitting in the food no I'm not spitting in the
Hey, you stuffed that I'm not
even
Stop spinning in the in the in the truck. I'm not spinning in the truck
Don't make it in the truck. I'm not spinning in the truck
God damn it here. It's not fit in the truck
I'm not I'm not spinning in the truck
I've been told you miss me
Somebody buries this anubis knee, god damn!
Oh my god, he's a berry muncher!
He's munching berries like crazy!
That's my big boy right there.
He's a big boy!
He's a big boy, that's a big boy right there.
That's a big boy right there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
I mean, you touch this fucking egg,
I will touch your butthole.
I'm gonna listen I can't promise I won't touch it, but I won't crack it
Give a little
The rolls and folds the shell
There's a feedback give you unlimited food or just use your food automatically use your food automatically
I'm never using a feed bag. That's nothing. That's nothing. Yeah, I thought the same thing
Mm-hmm about the same thing that's nothing that's nothing
But what's this guy want?
Which is your wife
Oh
Hey, what is G?
Hey, what is oh gold ready that says it for gold I could buy leather here
Yes you can, as long as someone tells you about the vendors, I'm on the door.
Someone's a little bitch.
Oh well, I'm sure someone is, but I ain't seen them.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Hold up.
A king should be wearing a crown.
Uh huh, you discovered it.
You discovered the hat.
How do you think I got this bowler?
A king should be wearing a crown.
We found the bull.
Which ground do we like more, boys?
We like the red one or the gold one?
Wait, did I finish this quest line?
Holy shit.
Search for clues about the next tower.
Is that where you're on now?
Yeah, but get the red one.
I don't know.
I'm coming back to basically to make this crap myself because I'm the king
Now time I'm the king of these lands and Jinji's guild will recognize me as the king
I'll tell you that right now
Hutch and his legion will recognize me as the king or they will be usurped
They will be they will be slaughtered. They will be must pledge fealty to the king of this land
Maybe they will be inseminated by your glory. Mm-hmm. That's right
Mm-hmm
And we need a couple more ingots. We got a couple more ingots
We probably need to do a nice girthy ingot run pretty soon here
Yeah, it looks like we're I almost have enough. I just gotta get a couple more here
Well, I can make this crown
It's a couple more of them is the couple more of them
Now the adubus will help me funny
Hey, yeah, here we go. Hey, we go there we go
You had new wishes gray
Little bit of regeneration
Hmm
Communists common as that
Sir this pickaxe
All right, this pickaxe is made in America for a second May 5th board
It lasts forever as a lifetime warranty. I need to do no repairs
Hey, hold on what you say why is the enemy talking to us or on or on or
It's a great idea. I go back to the base of the you know 20 minutes
66
66 ingots we need the devil
He stated they built their their base
They built their boss
They just built their boss on some or very very simple. Oh, they're cheating. That's what I'm hearing. They're cheating
They're cheap. They're cheaters
That's what I'm hearing right about now
and then you'd be right
we make a better pickaxe
I still have a stone one we're gonna be honest with you
I already have a green one nevermind I gotta repair mine
a visitor has arrived at the base
there's a raid approaches too what the hell
visitor and raid. Excitement.
You'll be a double agent.
Another boss in our possession.
Let's see here. What was I doing? Oh, yeah, I was making that crown.
You can more ingots. That should be easy enough.
Alright, couple ingots. And we go, wait, why is no one working over here?
I need you to blow fire into that furnace.
That aura walk all over the base.
Hey, hold on. This has a hundred and eighty nine fragments.
When the hand.
Holy dingle.
Wait a minute. Holy dingle.
Wait a minute. Wait a dingle.
Second.
I'm going to wait a dingle. Second.
You didn't do it.
You dingled.
I'm dangling.
Sir you sir are you dangling I get to work the numerous holy shit he is fast oh wait oh
there we go okay we I mean two more Indians you don't need more blue balls
yes I do yes I do you are not gonna lie to me tons more Indians we are lacking
We need thousands, we need thousands.
I'm coming back to base, I'm coming back to base.
We have a guy that just goes and gets ingots like all the time.
Eventually, yeah, eventually.
Oh my God, Cloaksy's extremely unhealthy due to neglect.
Oh my God.
I know, we've got to make medicine, I'm here.
Can you fix that?
I'm gonna go get.
One of our pals is developing and eating this.
What is this?
What does this mean?
That's crazy.
That is insane.
Hey, what do you say?
One of our pals is developing an eating disorder.
It says developing an eating disorder to do distress.
Oh my God.
What do these animals want?
What do these animals want from us?
We give them a home.
We give them food.
We give them beds.
Outside, I'll grant them that.
They're not protection from not much protection for the rain, but an eating disorder. Oh my God. Oh my God.
That's pretty. Oh my goodness. All right. Well, I didn't even tell you which one is you about to become really fat or really skinny.
Well, uh, it does tell you it's the pink one. Pal Pacino is over full and he's developed. He's getting fat.
Okay, all right, okay, you put them on my seat under found life later get a little extra dollar on the side
All right, I'm head back over to that the the thing over here. I'm gonna do this quest. I'll be good
The egg is oh, I never made the hat damn it. Oh my god
I'm coming back. Hold on. Wait a second. I'm going back
He's coming back so you better get this party started
He has the shortest attention span I got distracted by our peak magic rabbit out of obesity
Yeah, it can happen that can happen gotta be careful. Oh, no way it might happen, but again, it can't happen. It can happen
If somehow I still don't have enough in gets are you so serious?
Oh my god, dude, this guy's crazy. Give me that
And now I got nothing and do everything
Come on do miss
No
little a
Valley
Yeah
Valley on the team. It's the one of the bosses
Saddle of jet dragon is his that's why you can't search it
We owe you feel that you gotta catch it for you. We have so much milk. Oh, we got
We got a lot of milk
I was like this is only six
Uh, Mr. gimmick
I don't like a lot of them
Mr. gimmick
Uh, you there's a king in your presence
There is a king in your presence gimmick
Oh
I see
You were bowed and pledged fealty
The king
Oh, I already did that
A long time ago
You are a knight of Pal Qaeda
I am making you certified official knight of Pal Qaeda
Where you will serve
You're Pal Qaeda
King faithfully, until death do us part.
Ah, first order of business as Palkai the King, defeat the wave of invaders!
Ah, they are...
Ah, I see them on the ridge!
On the ridge?
Here they come with great ferocity!
Your king will sit back here where it is safe.
Relax be nothing go ahead go ahead sir
Relax there there's nothing no need to worry. No need to burn yourself that random she was got hit for 31,000
Oh, it's a plan, and now they're once with a nut and you get screams, you like to have fun on a stream, but you look like a pee.
Let me handle this.
Fucking hi, what are you talking about? That was a beautiful poll, by the way. Absolutely beautiful.
I'm not really sure the sustenance of the poll, but I like the way you used the- the English-
You should capture these guys.
Lexicon piece together then beautiful beautiful. Oh
Not sure the being behind it
I've done here your king is departing deal with the with the with the invaders
deal with the invaders and ones
Your king is off on a great journey
Absolutely absolutely everything's fine over here
nothing to see here nothing to see it's all good catch a
dubious again for your base yeah we could you could go get another
adubus real quick and capture them for our base what means you like six adubuses
that sounds nice it sounds pretty nice sir your your highness lord
I
King boy is King King Reginald King Reginald is my official official title
Beautiful
Well, oh now I got to go over here. I'm gonna take a tinkle
Tinkle
Is this a certified, is this a CDF, a certified tingle situation?
Is a certified tingle situation, that's right.
Okay.
That's right.
I'll hold down the fort as your faithful and loyal and brave gang.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Beautiful.
I return shortly.
What?
If follow me gang, we have question to do.
We have, we have, we have, we have, there's, I don't know what that is.
Well, no that he's going mister or not.
You try fuck me?
Come on, come on, come join us.
You have so much food, mister.
So much food.
Are you trying to usurp your king?
Too much food.
Are you trying to usurp the rightful king of this land?
Is that what I'm hearing right now?
The Pulse.
The Pulse are the king of this land.
No, you can tell by the crown I am the king of this land.
Have you seen the crown on the Anubis up north?
Yeah, I fucking snatched off his big-ass head. I've got him in my pocket. No, no, there is another one.
You tell me. I missed him.
Which one? There is a King Anubis.
Wait, there's a better Anubis than the Anubis I have now?
Yes, there is a King Anubis.
Really?
All the way up north, yes.
No way! Is he... is he truth and voice? Is he truth and...
Yes, though. Yes, though. Yes, truth. Yes, lies. Yes, yes. Hard to get truth. Truth. Yes,
troll. Yes, though. You can beat him. We are alone, Hibibi. Kiss me on my way home. I've been waiting
no day for this.
That is very haram, Mr. No.
It's so haram that I would take my leave now.
I cannot be in the presence of such hoardiness.
No H-verse survival!
On today, of all days.
I forgot what day it was.
I thought, jeez.
I was huge crackleacking with this volcano, poor thing.
You find grenades yet? Frag grenades?
I've got three grenades on me right now.
Same.
Now go all the way back. Holy dinghy.
Awesome off the biggest hill.
Wee! Now! I'm just saving them!
They're important.
360!
You would never catch me.
Ha ha ha!
360!
I'm level 25.
Wow. I'm level 25 too. What are you level 25?
Grinding, but I don't have an adieu.
Wait, wait, wait. You started today?
I started last night. I got to level 12 last night.
Oh, she's a cheater.
Oh, you're a cheater
No, you're a cheater. No, you're a cheater. We are level 25. I don't understand. That's how possible
This is very possible. It's not possible at all
You're a cheater. You're a cheater and a liar. How are you not level 30 30?
Level 25 is a very respectful level
If I was you I'd be at level 30
No, you wouldn't you would be you have a new miss and be king of the round. I
I am king of the round. I had kingly duty to do that's why I could not have loved as fast as you. I had kingly duty
I had the first kingly duty tax the people is 50%
Tax the people 50% we also had a lion show. We have a lion show
The Coliseum was packed the townspeople loved it the lion
We didn't allow fat people
No fat wicks. We wanted to get as many people we did not allow fat people
You want as many people in the Colosseum that night as possible. I had to keep the masses entertained. I'm saying I'm so there
I've done many many great things for the people of this round many great things for the people
What have you done? You've done nothing but be selfish and level yourself up. Name one
Three
Tax of Colosseum bad fat people. Oh, that's three things that I've kingly duty. I've had to do today
Dragon cave, we do about a dragon cave.
I don't buy it.
I don't hear about any of this as one of the people.
I should have played it in 5D, but I'm already level 29.
How's everybody leveling up faster than me?
I feel like I'm grinding real hard.
Dude, if you catch 5 of these-
Oh, no way!
No way!
All the chickens ones.
Dude, if you-
It's another huge one!
It's another huge fire baby dragon.
Five lamb balls.
Hey, dig.
Five of those chickens.
Five of the fox barks.
Fox park is probably everything
What well you want to go down there mr. Bird wait no, this is a large one. Oh, darn it
All right, that's fine
Well, Jesus that doesn't look that big either. That's probably like a medium size one. I'm not taking that one
poop garbage poop garbage guys poop garbage
Still good. I'm walking off. So you're gonna get ahead big time
what they mean yes you you think you're gonna be touched tonight but 150% you
kidding me oh my god oh yeah hundred fifty percent hundred if it is that
the dragon came to the right.
Where?
I think I just like a little dirty.
You see?
I don't know what he logged off at.
Oh, I don't know.
Well, I'm gonna go
What's that what you say
Thousand blessings to you and
The best I think it's pronounced Palkina
Oh, so why did you actually it's only 12?
I got so much. Listen, the tax man coming.
What is that? Pete, the tax man coming?
What did she say? The tax man's coming?
Yeah, he's coming. Oh, god.
He's passing him a 20.
I was playing.
What's this?
I finished working on it.
We somebody got killed, pal.
Oh, my god.
So, up on the game.
Wait, hold on.
Can you wait one sec?
Across that lava, keep going.
You just got to get this out.
We got the treats.
Oh my god, I'm not to my namesake.
Okay, go ahead.
Ladies and gentlemen, adios.
Wait, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
It's okay, what do you say?
Good night, Mississippi.
We will surpass you and crush your guild in the dead of night.
You will come back to nothing.
I have given you a blessing.
I'm sorry to my heart, at least.
I'm sorry to my heart to be me.
No.
You gotta get the song out.
What's that?
Good luck, you guys.
You see that?
We kill that dude?
I
Give me I just found something huge I
Found something huge too called an ore mining site that I am going to be building a very
My god, don't fucking wait. Oh my god. Oh
You should have to use it.
He's coming!
Get him!
Yeah.
Coming.
Yeah.
Coming.
Yeah.
I can use all day, pal.
All day.
Thank you.
All day.
What did you do that for?
I don't know.
I didn't take your egg though.
Oh
No, no, just take it
Did you go to the incubator and get a random Pokemon and you thought to yourself? Oh, I forgot
No, I have a good idea. Oh, huh. I'm a huge intense fucking bottom battle. You know, five minutes
Go ahead. Go ahead. Apologies. I will be
Infinite or at our base
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
What you doing out there?
Oh god.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
We can actually.
Do you believe you want to revive power?
No.
That would make sense.
Oh my god.
Wait, no, that would make sense. You can't give it to me. All right. Okay. Well, I lost. I was giving it my all
I just want that to be done. I gave it my all. I was just gonna ask. Did you as long as you give it your all?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We got this time what we're gonna do is we're gonna go pat we're gonna we're gonna go to the right of them
Hit that quick travel stat. She's activated and then we strike take them down
They come down
Easy easy
Will you resume this health will be max again, or would he be left in half out?
Max
He better some fears no
No, no blues of years of the best
Yeah, I'm working with a point zero three percent chance of caption this guy by the way
Lord have mercy.
It's not, uh, not, uh, high, uh, chance, uh, not, uh, not a big chance.
Not a big chance.
Not a spicy meatball.
Neither was Anubis.
Neither was the unicorn in the volcano.
And look at us now.
We got our hair down.
relaxing a little bit of R and R. A little bit of R and R. Just absolutely thriving.
Not just surviving, but thriving. Use another Sophia. I plan on using many more
some fiends. All blue.
Got it!
Ah, that's right!
Hizah!
Oh my god. What's this guy doing here?
What the hell?
I got this up the green squirrel.
Green magic squirrel.
Alright.
Yes.
Lock in.
Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh, a new miss is low. A new miss is low. I mean, some other guys,
Are you some other guys while you regenerate?
Eheh!
What's that?
Eh, how's it going on around here?
Oh! Oh my god!
You son of a-
Oh my god
This guy is nimble for how fatty is
Oh my god
Oh still going for this damn the hell. Yeah, I am
That's right, mr. Give it that's right
That's right
Well, I will uh, I can join you out on the great battlefield as soon as I finish making these anti-depressants taking a long time
Take your time take your time
Take your time
Old Papa Peter's got this handled. Oh
Papa Peter's got this under control
Is it a shiny or a boss? It's a boss. It's a huge boss. I'm a hippie. He looks crazy
Oh my god.
I don't want a new pistol with so much poo.
You should stop using the poo attack.
It's quite ineffective.
I think you can edit their attacks, I believe.
You can give them new ones and probably delete ones.
The poop throw is...
Some of mine don't do the poop throw as well.
It just pleases me.
It just pleases me greatly.
I know I've got it low. Now it's time to go in for the kill.
Oh
Yeah
But it's
It's not going well, gimmick. I won't lie. It's oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I cured the eating disorder, yeah, I'm curing the depression, all via drugs, it's the American way.
That's what I say, that's what I say, that's the American way.
I'm addressing these serious conditions in the way of my people.
You got a kid who can't pay attention in class and grade two and he's eight years old fucking give him math
I mean sit that's how you do it easy. It's easy simple face culture. It's a cultural thing
It's an easy simple fix. It's an easy simple fix easy
When I see a kid get a little antsy in class during math class, but she should be highly interested
I say hold on right is that kid not on meth is that kid not on
military grade methamphetamines because we're doing something wrong if he's not
he should be doing something a little wrong turn that kid into a junkie right
now legally of course legally of course through a prescription of a doctor legally
of course what is going on was this a trap did you just trick me I can't see
I cannot
as is the way of our people I'm the way of our people I'm God bless America I'm not
I
What you shut the fuck up
I'm singing a song. It's important. I'm around
There's depressed pals at the base. I'm singing
Guys, what do I do the situation like this? Actually, I got an idea
That did not help
I've cured his depression.
The other one?
This one?
That didn't make anything that bright either.
I don't know where I'm at.
You seem to be stuck.
You seem to be in a volcano.
Yeah.
That helps.
I believe that helps.
You're welcome.
No, you're welcome my it like is this what it's supposed to look like or am I in a wall
Like I have no idea to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about
Well, oh
But I was like, oh, I was ugly. Oh, that's not good
Is that good?
That's not good. Oh, is that good?
Oh, that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. Oh, oh, it's not it's not it's not okay. All right
Maybe use a torch. I don't think I I've got flame organs. Can I do something?
Oh
Good morning, Genji
Genji's hit the vampire hours, huh?
Welcome ah there we are the game soon have gotten much farther out of nowhere
Oh, man. Let us proceed. Let us proceed. Let us proceed.
Did you probably hit like what? Like level 25?
31.
Ooh.
Oh.
It's nothing.
Yeah.
Ah, but a minor, a minor setback in our plan for ruling the kingdom.
We will surpass you in due time, J.G., in due time.
Okay.
In due time we will surpass you with ease ease diligence and grace
Ring of fire resistance schematic. Oh, that's kind of cool because I just got a ring of fire resistance schematic. That's not really good
But there's a really good a what six schematic a fire a ring of fire resistance schematic bars
That could be good. That's pretty good
It's very specific, but you know go to the volcano pop that puppy up
Let's leave. Oh wait, where's the dragon job? I thought you said this is like the dragon cave
just
Rag about a new miss and your flame thing. What's my thing? Um, by the way, Genji
Just looking through my
I
Enslaved animals and like I was you know, like I mean it's got like a new bus or whatever
You know my son my son type shit my son
Let's just say Paul kind is on the rise. Okay
All right, let's just say Paul kind of is
It's going straight to the top going straight to the top. Did he you think you're guilty safe?
It's not you're guilty your guilt lives under the reign of Falkaida, right?
We rule these lands we rule these lands with an iron fist
Oh Falkaida Falkaida is far superior far superior
That's right the tides of power are shifting oh
Oh quite great thing man.
Is that not the dragon game?
Do you have anubis?
Yes I do.
I'm level 31.
Oh I also just got a level 50 fire lizard.
Fire lizard boss.
How do you like such?
Evil 50, come your not!
How do you like such?
How to take such?
Take such!
Fool!
Ha!
Fool!
Yes, I have bested you once again,
Palkyta!
Palkyta number one!
Palkyta number one.
Number one.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Guys, where's the dragon cave at?
He's the dragon keep it.
Oh, you guys ever think how we make these animals work hard labor without anything in return?
No, I never thought about that.
It's unethical, yeah, no, we're enslaving them into inter-dimensional prisons to fight and work for our gain for all eternity
in which they can never die but only repeat the cycle of violence and labor for our financial gain.
And in order to acquire them, we have to beat them within an inch of their life, and at their weakest moments, right before they hit St. Peter's Gates,
We trapped him in said interdimensional prisons for all time
When we will pass away, we will become dust and bone. They will still be trapped in our computers
That's right
When you put it that way it sounds lovely
Score it's simply the way things are give me that
Oh
Level 27 Genji
No
Genji really and there's no need to be jealous
There's no need to be jealous Genji. I can tell that you are pretty jealous right now, but I'm telling you
I really is
Listen, I get I forgive you I forgive you
It is natural that is natural that is natural and I forgive you for it
I forgive you for it, but let do not let jealousy rot the mind
No shot. We're on Pokemon right now buddy close you been playing a single player
Wizard fantasy game where you beat magical mooses for the last three weeks straight
You are not judging any of us. You are not judging a single one of us
Yeah, you tell him I'm telling him I'm telling him
but he's being a pussy who mr. Cloak see oh yeah dude he's a he's a fickle he's
got a persnickety little a constitution that sometimes he's here
sometimes he's not he's living in a dream world me and yeah we all got big
news me and coach you playing for that tomorrow for that oh and I found your
baby yeah you got him yeah you got my I did very nice very nice yeah guys I
will sponsor tomorrow it'll be the first one yeah it'll be the for the first
part don't worry I'm really in the first right I'm sure we guys aren't the
biggest fans for that I personally like that's all I think I think it's a big
reason I like that because I never played during it's that's a good day
Everybody else fans so it's pretty new to me. It's pretty good. Yeah, I
Just thought maybe you had a fun little thing
No, I just wear pink when I'm around but
You like it because they pay you
Worry about matching just black
I'm back on black
Did drag cease to exist I would see back in many of my feelings like maybe you have some color in your wardrobe and like
Where is this subjective bear? Where they taking me?
I'll throw the ring inside here as it's ready to get rid of evil forever
I'm wearing black shirt black pants black shoes as we speak
Wait, you were shoes when you game. Is that a huge one or a large one? I know that's a bit. I feel weird without shoes
What?
I'm just a large one. Just not like in my garage. So I gotta everything I get a drink. I gotta walk outside for a brief moment
Okay, well, that's different
What's that if I was in yeah, I probably would meteorite descent in progress
Yeah, it brings down a meteorite, and then you can get like these alien Pokemon looking things too
Yeah, how is that? Is that good? So I go for it now
Yeah, you want the meteorite because it's um it doesn't come down too often
So you won't get it. Okay, I'll go take a little pee. I'll go take a little pee
Do you have eggs in both incubators right now? No, I only have the one in the one I don't
These guys sit teetering on the cliff. Yes, what teetering? Oh
I wouldn't know if I put that in there. What the hell is that?
Whoa
That thing looks sweet
That's a different Pokemon. I haven't seen that one. I'm getting worried that this is super duper
Dooper Pooper Rare and I have to get this termster said I know you were prescribed legal math in the past
The bugger is going crazy right now. They tell me they tell me that this is this is super duper poop a goop around
You're not doing super dooper poop or rare stuff right now. I just saw
Funny you ask I happen to be doing super poop or dooper rare stuff right now
I'm coming. I'm coming.
The Rock James!
The Rock James! The Rock James! The Rock James! The Rock James! The Rock James! The Rock James! The Rock James!
ARRAAAAAAAA!
Hey, oh yeah, too easy, too easy!
I got him!
You're ready!
What?
It must have been a stupid Pokemon. Probably not even worth it at all.
Oh, no, it looked real cool like. I can't look real cool.
You already caught it. Probably like maybe some of the food in the farm.
I got meteorite fragments. Will I use those for it?
Hmm.
To remake the meteorite.
Guys, I'm not cheating, I've just found the blue sphere
metta before anyone else did, all right?
You know, it's like, oh, use the green spheres,
use the gold spheres, they are unnecessary.
Make a thousand blue spheres and just fucking pelt them.
I mean, just like your egg in a house,
just throw a hundred at them.
You get them every time.
Honestly, that's what I do because the other ones
seem too expensive to make right now.
They take, like, ingots for each, um, ball, like, that's kind of crazy if you want, like,
a hundred of a green when you need a hundred ingots.
Yeah!
I don't know what mode this is on, but it's whatever the default is whenever you start
a server.
That's what we have.
We have not changed the signal value yet.
How do we know how, I believe?
Hmm...
How do we know how?
Let's give it a silly perhaps.
Imagine we discovered this Sophia launcher.
Sophia launcher?
Does that increase your chances?
A-a-a tears, boys!
Tears!
I
Follow me boys. What are we getting? Oh, yeah, I think I could find a boss. Oh, see I gotta kill a boss right now
Like a fissile boss a real boss once you can't capture
fucking
I'm going in.
Van worm?
I'm rocking in, I'm rocking in.
I'm facing a real monster at the top of the volcano, the ones you can't capture, the real
ones, the main story by unconscious.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
I'm rocking in.
Oh!
Oh he's got the latest J's on.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's the Michael Jordan Captain.
I'm not even sure what's going on right here.
She even heaves it! I see it in the blue box.
Oh my god.
You do wild stuff?
Oh my...
You're not doing crazy stuff, you're a wild stuff!
You're not getting wild.
I'm getting wild and wack, wild and wacky!
What?
Is it wet or wacky? Is it very...
It's wet and wacky!
Okay, I don't know, I don't know what...
Oh my god.
I got a hypersphere and a bed.
All right, so.
OK, all right, you think he's funny, don't you?
I'm Pokemon.
I'm like, what?
I'm laughing.
God, we got to be careful up there.
My big boy just got one tap.
What are these creatures of hell?
It's a big boy.
My legendary just got one tap.
by these peasants.
Better armor.
You just do it.
Wait, 10 minutes for the same way again.
The master plan.
Who? That was my dear.
That was not my big boy.
Yeah, I got to come check on my egg.
Looks like actually.
We will go check on egg for a second.
He was touched, he was touched, he was touched, I'm so crazy.
I don't know what's crazy when it comes out of the eggs,
you tell me if it's a good one or a bad one, okay boys?
It's ready, yeah, it's ready.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I tell you if it's a good one or a bad one, boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Except for the city?
Wow.
Oh my god, you can slide in this game, Apex Legends style?
Holy crap.
What?
Ah!
A bluzz a month.
Is that a good one?
Good?
Good, good, pod sick god tier.
W pull, holy shit.
Holy shit, what the hell, the way?
Hey, no way.
No way.
That's a wh-
No way.
Let me see this guy.
No way.
Oh
Holy bingo
This guy, but it's the best fire guy. Oh
That's nice. That's nice. That's nice
That's nice
How many kids this guy around I think he levels up when you carry guys around with you. Oh
We need a boss
I do. They all level. Everybody on your team.
I got this guy. Are you amazing, Nick?
No. Very far away.
Got that guy. I'm returning. I can return.
I can and will return. And then we have this. Then we have this.
Will return now. The Zeno Guard.
Got a potentially new
All right, I'm a flyer. What's up? What's up? What's he doing? What's he up to?
I got some good guy. We got some good guy.
Use pal technical manual on him. Yeah, who?
He rides, you know, I think it specifically said you cannot ride Zeta.
I get specifically said
What requires Zeno saddle? I thought it's silly. I could have swore. I just read the descriptions as you can't write it.
Oh, can be written. Oh
I got a metal bat schematic
Metal bat schematic
Yes, we can now create what do you want what the hell did you want that what do you see when you were again?
31 did you get the 41 real quick?
Okay, okay, you do that okay, okay quick real quick real quick that let me know
What do you think 25 minutes 30? I'll give you 30 minutes. Is that for there 30 minutes?
Yeah, that's fair that sounds fair that sounds fair all right
update me in 30 minutes, okay? Okay, so good. Good, good, good.
Make sure they're silly.
By the way, are any of the guys that I'm using right now not meant to be used?
Like, are it like you and you guys like, oh they're really good and shit? Like,
so I'd be using these guys out or like, should any of these guys be at the base
working and I know that they like they are gonna working I'm just saying like
are they only gonna work I said these guys only gonna work it and they're not
good at fighting at all
I knew this is about yeah I know a new business great worker but I need him right
now he's like my best fighter
Hmm
Rep two wrote a base oh
No, that's yours going in
Rep to us by fighting this guy's the first one up. He's the first one up. He's the first one up the bat pal
He's about he's about to go on this guy
I can get.
Actually.
Hmm.
Sanctuary.
It's a.
Let him have it.
Oh, check.
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right
Oh
We're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
Strange
Even stuff that is on my work
That's bad that's real bad
Is it...
It doesn't have anything to do with...
Let my baby out.
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
Oh, good heavens!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Uh, people are saying you need a higher level bench.
You need a better bench.
Oh, she had no wings! That's what I meant!
Yes, yes assembly line they're saying something about an assembly line
Oh, he's on a puppy. He's on a puppy.
Okay. Oh my gosh, I need a hundred ingots.
Whoopsie.
Hey!
Oh, yeah!
Good one, boys!
Capsule guys, I don't think you can capture the main storyline bosses.
Well, I got the boss.
I beat the boss.
I won the day.
I have raided victorious.
I've read between...
Which may be a crossbow opinion.
They do, like, 500 damage just to aim an eye...
If you're interested.
These things are hot.
I have literal god animals that will beat the shit out of everyone.
So I think I'm good.
That's true.
I think I'm good.
That's true.
Big six-blade light?
Alright, let me see.
I was...
You know what it says here.
Port to the client.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, what's going on?
I was gonna say it's great tragedy happened today. I zoned out and I bought two full rolls of three millies. Oh
Big mistake that'll happen that'll happen
Yeah, that would not quince your desire for for a nicotine. You will be you'll be pissed
You'll be doubling up rolling things all around the house breaking plates being mean to people being rude. Oh
blinking and twitching
Wishing breaking into my neighbor's house at 5 a.m. Oh my oh my god. Oh completely oiled up
Taking a hole in your backyard. I can only write where the line goes to give you
neighbor satellite TV
Just splice the wire and give yourself free satellite TV
Not having a team when you're a dick it'll do it. It'll do something
It's common
It's pretty calm it's pretty calm it'll do something to you. It'll do say it'll it'll it'll walk the mine. It'll walk the mine
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna talk to this PGB agent here
Who's going on right search for clues about the next time guys? I am just rip it. Oh
Oh
That's all the way that's all the way over there
That's I guys the next question is so far the entire length of the map that I have
Explored it's equal to that in distance
Is it the one to the south? Oh, it's northeast
Hmm. Oh, you got the one on the beach
Hmm, I don't know where it is. It's it's it's
Did you go to the beach or are you did you actually track a different quest? I'm on the beach
Yeah, but I'm not I'm not about to not be
Now I'm on ruler of the sands. I might I think it's change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just I'm on that one, too
Yeah, I just got the beach one. Wait. No, it's right up north
Are you sure you're not supposed to use station? What?
Are you on flawless victory fixation?
I'm on ruler of the sands.
Ruler of the sands?
Ruler of the sands.
Into the northeast quadrant.
Northeast quadrant.
You sound crazy.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Oh, there it is.
Oh, I believe we're under attack.
I believe we're attacking.
Noobies loves these berries.
Zendu.
I quite gagged.
Hmm.
Burma Puntang asked me, Mr. Peanut, people that put ketchup on a hot dog are straight up commies.
Agree or agree?
I think this next question is going to be a holiday.
Oh, yeah.
Now, now we run!
Onward, gentlemen! Onward!
Nightwing, g-gah!
Insufficient cold resistance.
Oh
Irrelevant irrelevant
Is he gonna be called the whole way? Oh, yeah, honestly only matters really if it's cold when I
Guess we're gonna find out
Snow bio guess and even cooler blue balls. You're running a bit low on blue balls. I won't lie
Might need some more.
There you go, guy, good.
Gonna grab this real quick to hook you up.
Jumpin' over there, little egg.
There's the teleporting ninja.
Gotta be careful about him.
The feisty one.
Very feisty.
Oh, ooh, ooh.
Oh, that's nice.
What's going on over here? Some type of light.
Oh, no way.
Oh, this one.
A magical fox.
Ruby Aphegy.
Okay, that's nice. That's nice. It's very cool
Yeah, you good
Are we go I'm we go to the bottom we go
By six to seven close to six seven six seven
Give me quit are you working on bars I?
I got a new flying now working on the saddle getting some ore wait. What is it getting my it's a
Firebird
Some kind. Oh, what's the exact name?
Is it the the the hawk the fire hawk? What it's called. It's the
Vanworm I
Heard those are fast as you I heard those are quick little buggies. Oh those little buggies you need that you got
That's right, and I know where they spawn to.
You talking about?
I'm not talking about.
I'm just trying to figure out why the fuck!
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, my God, he's catching a sperm in me!
Isn't working.
Meal on!
Go back for blue egg.
Whoa, what is that hells I fast
Is how's I for better than the Zeno guy we got or Zeno better than the hells I fast
What they got some cash in the spurs fell on me that'd be fantastic
This one's faster Zeno is better
if Zeno's better say Zeno if HELLS is better say HELLS
oh hey Zeno's better, Zeno doesn't fly
but he's fast as fuck though
he's fast as fuck
Oh, hey hold up
I can't just go real quick next to me. Yeah, I should catch this guy real quick. Let me check his saddle
Oh, I can't get guys what level is the hell's fire saddle
hmm 25 37 67 43 25 99 25 22 67 4 4 25
interesting all right we'll get all right we'll give it a shot we'll give it a
quick beam
do you watch this big boy come get it oh my god oh my god oh no oh no oh no oh no
No, we need you my boy!
We need you my boy!
Oh my god.
We gotta get away from the scene of the crime.
Quickly, quickly, quickly now, quickly now.
That child, leave!
I
Remember you so much high-level
Get up. Oh my god. Oh my oh my god
Oh, they're war farmed the war farmed oh
Oh
Coming! Coming!
WEEEEE!
God work team, God work!
Eeeeeeeellllll yeah!
Let's proceed, let's proceed!
Mission complete!
Mission complete, I'm mission complete!
on to the next mission these guys are war farming these guys are war farming right
here. Go over yonder. The server guy gave you hacks. These percentages are pretty bullshitting.
Yeah, honestly guys, I'm starting to think that there's two possibilities here. Either
they're lying with the percentages and it's all a lie or I play the lottery
immediately and when two billion dollars start Amazon free my workers like Sid
become bald buy an AI data center suck all the water out of the nearby towns
tell them that humans are using too much water and say haha I need it for my AI
and then buy a yacht.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Those are the only two things
that I can see happening right now.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Stay frosty. Stay frosty moist.
Stay frosty. Stay frosty.
What? You've thought about your divorce?
Oh, I'm getting a divorce.
Thal humans are using too much water.
I need more from my AI data centers, and then buy a yacht.
There it is. Thank you, sir.
Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for money. We could say
Yeah, could we Peter's business oh my god
The monkey's huge
Is that a shiny oh
It's rampage. It means you gotta tell me you can't you can't get rampaging right you can't capture it
Because okay, I wanted that
Hmm, all right, all right, he's going over y'all again.
Man, we're far out here, we're far out, oh my God.
Yeah, we're out here boys, we are out here, woo!
We are out here, we probably should go for that thing.
That's my good idea.
I think, I think we've had one for a while,
oh we missed one, ooh, okay, we better get one.
You better get one if we die right now. We're in some trouble
We're in some deep loop
Real good ex-feef you kill the raging you can't you can't catch it go back
back. Oh, no. Oh, you can't. No, you can't. No. Oh, yes, you can't. Can't. You can't
catch it. You can't. All right. All right. Good job. My goodness. I've been doing this
and I've been doing that. It's been a little thing and a little bang and a little boom.
Yeah, how's it going, bud?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Better now.
I'm getting.
Is that thing?
Oh, dude.
OK, so apparently there's cannons
we can launch our spheres out of that are much better.
I've heard about that.
And also, a red ball?
Oh my god, what is that?
Shoot at the ground.
It's a high precision.
It's like super shallow.
Whoa.
I hate to interrupt your thing, but I've got to.
I just got a red hypersphere.
I got one of those too.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Mine is cool.
The only way I would get this launcher.
Michael Jordan.
Who's dead now so you can't even get those anymore.
Michael Jordan is dead?
Yeah.
Where did he die?
I thought he was just retired.
I think he died in the war.
He died in war?
Yeah, he went to Vietnam.
I think he died in Vietnam.
Imagine going against Michael Jordan in Vietnam.
Honestly, I would not want to be on the other side of that battle.
No, sir.
No, sir, you try to shoot him, he doesn't leave something in the air.
You're looking up, you're looking up through the trees.
Boom, comes down like a meteorite.
I don't have a big target though.
I have a big target though, but imagine Michael Jordan in like Viking times. Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%
100% you like the tall guys, you know in modern war kind of big targets, but in the old days
He's not dead by the way
Jordan is alive just for the record
I
Have to capture that one could be like good XP or whatever
I've got that one guys could be good XP or something or whatever the setup whatever
I have to capture this one
Have to catch this one hold on I was told who she's a feisty one you're feisty one
Oh, it's a lot of air. Oh, no, I was it
Drumming?
Drumming, drawing?
Drumming!
Oh oh ho ho accordance
Good work boys, good work!
Nice capture of Nubus's wife!
Who's that?
Uh, Sek-man.
Oh yeah.
And nobody believes in this server as of default value.
I swear to God it is. Well, at the best of my knowledge, I swear to God.
Is that guy good?
I mean, it says the percentage. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, it literally says it so I even if we did change it would still it would change it dynamically in on the screen
I think the thing is
They aren't as blessed because of our good deeds
Yeah, we do do a lot of good deeds guys we do a lot of good deeds. I mean it's
What's it?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, it's not
There's a square trying to attack me
Square give a new skin up
Oh
That's a shame that's a shame
That's a shame
Large pouse over a Ruby. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's
That's nice. That's nice. Where's that thing?
Well, we lost our bird guys. We're just gonna have to hike it from here.
That'll happen. That's how the cookie groomer sometimes.
What's this? What's going on here? What's going on this?
Oh, that's nice. Hey, Gibby, I finally found those turkeys you were talking about.
You can wrap this guy around my neck anytime I would die a happy man.
Oh my god, there are some...
Wait, what are these?
Moldrons?
At least your turtle is not gonna be...
Piran?
Should we capture the exploding chickens?
I feel like they'd be pretty good. They'd do 999 million damages out there.
I think you can pick them up and throw them to as-like grenades.
Whoa.
What are these?
Shragna Hawk?
Looks very similar to my van work.
I'm almost there boys, we're almost there.
Hmm.
You dig toys?
Well guys, we lost our flyabout.
We gotta get this fast travel before we do anything.
I am not dying this far from the base
without a flying mount, especially.
Oh, what do I do?
What do I do, forget it.
We're doing pretty good, boys.
Yeah, you doing guys?
How's it hanging?
How's it hanging, guys?
How's it hanging?
Oh my God, I'm gonna get back.
Give me 24, we're just trying to get time in here.
What are you trying to give me?
Oh never mind.
Let me take a peep up yard there.
We are really out here.
We are out here.
Oh, Gigi, it's been 30 minutes.
You haven't 41 yet or no?
Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
Top top.
What am I paying you for?
God.
Sucking on the ground.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know if I'm getting it yet. I'll have to have time to buy it. He's paying it? I'll have to have time.
I'll have to have time to buy it. You're getting paid? I'm gonna try to speed it up.
Thank you. Thank you.
David, can you see that work ethic? How much you get to work?
Well, I didn't know she was getting paid. I'm about ready to get roasted.
I pay her in toenail clippings and Taco Bell gift cards.
It's not a glorious life, but it's a solid one.
Uh, I think I'm gonna die.
I do believe I'm going to perish.
From the heat.
How'd you survive up on this volcano?
Oh, we got an anti-heat thing. I gave that to you a while ago.
I know, but it's not enough. It's extreme.
Who are all these people?
Yeah, I'm told.
Listen to what the people of Dune shout their heart to say.
Okay?
And I...
What do you have to say?
This is super cool.
Okay.
Report to the client.
My bird is making me hot.
I still have the main quest.
Great.
So the bird I got is killing me.
That's good news.
That's always welcome news.
Is there any way to revive a pal while you're out here?
I
Spec the tunnel there's something
I'm gonna tell what about the base for my guy. I gotta see a peepee anyways, I also want to see my new guys. I can't say
Activates back to base giving I got a couple new guys. I gotta show you back at base right now
No, I'm on the volcano trying to get this damn this gosh John Dan quest. I give me five minutes
I'll pop back over there. Okay. Okay. Unfortunately when I hop on my new room, let's check out our new guys.
Let's check out our new guys.
Just figure that one out.
It's just a fun little, just a fun little feature.
The hat with it.
Where the, where the hell is this person going?
Cheat!
Hope she's why I've got close. She's wife in a ball right here right here right here
Look at that
Okay, I don't know why I think he's running off. Have you been out of it? I'm not run off anymore
What do you mean run off?
You think they go they go they go do random shit. Oh
Uh, you got that podium, and you can assign them to specific tasks, and it kind of works.
Too shiny down here.
Oh, this is shiny! Yumming! Yumming!
And we got him.
13 thousand xp holy tingle good boy good work
hmm hmm she's I thought that one was that one was 47% that was 47% right there
that was a 50-50 shot hmm those guys are aggressive no I got my guys on on
defense
Let me check out my other guys. Yeah, I do. It's really don't like how they run off. I want to just like look at my new guys. Oh
When they oh that I have no idea dude, they just if there's a task in sight they go for it
I got the chest
It was my other new guy. Can we get something cool?
Yes, if you get some cool, I could we got some cool our journey. I
know we got this
Dragon, I thought we got something else
Need some else
You can't make a viewing cage
Tech tree in the house. I thought we got the house. I bet you can make a viewing cave
Apparently, how do you make a view engage? It's in the tech tree somewhere
I'm not seeing it guys. What level is viewing cage?
I'm just telling you what I'm hearing. I can't confirm hell shadow. Oh, yeah, I can make a house out of you guys. Oh
Shit, I can't oh my god, no way
Yeah, I'm gonna do the like a little wait I wouldn't I'm gonna hold it in a pee like two hours. We're both about to explode
You we ball cage
Acknowledging tier level 15.
15?
Okay. Easy. Easy peasy.
Oh, it's an on-note item unlocked after a certain palace cap.
So you have to...
Players can store it to 40 pounds inside the viewing cage.
Pounds of ears will be dropped.
He doesn't see you have to kill anyone.
Highly unusual.
I have to pee!
Don't do it. Don't do it. It's a trap.
Oh my god, I oh my god, I have to be
I
Have returned I have returned I
Know how do we get the viewing cage boys?
How do we get the viewing cage someone tell me someone tell me why I don't have it
Search view
Oh, crap, saddle, you suck.
You have to unlock it.
You do have it.
You can't on a multiplayer server.
Expedition search.
You do.
Not on servers.
You're mad.
Search for a bra.
Get stored.
Peepee kusaba.
Search for you not caves.
Hmm.
apparently you can't have the viewing cage on servers that's what I'm hearing here that
is what I'm hearing strange hmm yeah I'm getting word you cannot unfortunately oh that is
same that is a shame that's a shame that's a shame well that's okay that's
It's okay.
Put some goodies away.
Like you do.
The saddle.
We oh, yeah, let's get that saddle for the a Hoosie doozy
The doozy let's get that saddle for that new guy
Here we go
We go gotta
Make another one
here we go one moment one with one
here we go die soon easy there it is there it is perfect perfect perfect
perfect perfect perfect all right back to the grind find the boss in the
Okay
What we do it we do the saddle what's this guy called put an experience guy is called what an experience
Let me see here. He is called a hell's fire
Right
It's going to be french fries.
Oh, it's delicious.
Yeah.
Delicious. It's delicious.
Dirty leather, 10 o'clock, 20 ingots, 20 electric organs.
What is that?
It's going to be french fries, too. I'll tell you what.
What's an electric organ?
Where do you get electric organs from, please?
We have none of this. Oh my god. Kill electric guides, electric eels, electric pals, electric
pals. Hmm. Well, where do you find electric pals? Where they at?
I
That's an avenue over there
Desert merchant on the map you fought him in an electric zone where the electric zone Jack
At the mist fast oh damn okay, then I guess he has the question
Oh my god, oh I ran out of time to kill this guy, that's what happened
Is that it? Why do I have my killing 666 on?
Oh, I'm on fire I seem to be
Did you buy the you beat you but meet the volcano boss?
Yes, I beat the volcano boss with ease may I add
Mm-hmm, and I I could have had him easy, but I ran out of time five minutes is bullshit
Well, I have the craziest guys like I have like I have a crazy Pokemon guys did
I'm like crazy Pokemon guys
I'm just collecting crazy ones this whole whole day. I got him to half health. I was doing it
I was good everything was great
I
The leather we two more in kids you gotta catch a new this it's a palladium
Yes, you need I think someone collects plenty and puts them in this who's he do's you over here?
Here we go. There's 37 got it. I
Know he's a leather
What why am I carrying one thousand one hundred twenty one all the shut the hell is going on
I
Just keep happening to me
Got that
Two more ingots ten more cloth
We got the cloth
We should two more ingots. Let's go hit this metal no down yonder I do do
Like you do
Wait, where is it? Do you right here?
Oh, let me go my other guy away
We got the the sea serpent the sea serpent okay, so I can get places fast while build this
Here we go
Splendid Splendid
Dizah!
And now we run!
How's it going over there Mr. gimmick? Are you having great success with the boss?
I'm raging!
I had this guy, I would have killed this guy. I would have killed him.
Five minute time boss battles.
Oh, that would be legendary.
himself with his tiny thumbs both of them at once and then pull them apart
what's going on what's happening what's going on
did you beat the boss no I would have but five minute timed battles screw
tactics screw using tactics you just have five minutes if you don't have if
You just, you just gotta grind out some giant nuclear Pokemon and if, uh, oh, you, you want to use tactics forget about it
You only have five minutes only way to beat the boss. Just grab some fucking nuclear bombs
I was absolutely I do this guy I have a palm of my hand
I had him in the palm of my hand and then your time's up and it's not like oh 20 minutes
five minutes
I would be outraged. I would be outraged if I were you. Oh
That sounds out raising that sounds five minutes. Oh
But you see five minutes
Five do you know how short time that is it's literally that's much of this
I don't want you to use any skill at all, I just want you to go, you just gotta go, I don't know, you gotta go and kill a bunch of five of each Pokemon and capture a newbis.
Ridiculous! Ridiculous!
Yeah, that is a stupid, stupid tactic. Who, who would have a newbis?
That is ridiculous!
What was the time?
Why doesn't he lose
Yeah, he's only got five minutes to kill you about that about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
He's only got to kill you
Ridiculous I
Cook it up. I'm gonna
You know what I think it's a perfect time for another drink
I'm fine. I'm fine. Good. That's great. That's great. You're fine. That's great. Yeah, guys, he's fine. He's fine
And what else do we need?
He'd we got the Indians we need some leather. I should let's just go for the electric orage
I bet you'll get some leather along the way
But you gotta go beyond there
Up here I
Did you
What shop merchant, what shop merchant does it have?
Or which merchant has a legend, Hoosie Doosies?
What's your easy power, 68 negative 504?
How do you turn it?
It returns.
Oh, that is far too far away.
I've reset my chakra and I'm feeling absolutely peaceful.
Fantastic.
Combed, cool and collected.
That's good to hear.
That is great to hear.
I'm riding my bad dragon and I'm about to go kill
Electric animals
So that I can ride a hawk. What do you think about that? Hmm?
Never you ever wrote a hawk. Hmm. You ever ride a hawk?
Right
Say that again. You ever ride a hawk if we're at a hawk hawk. Yes. Oh, no, no, no, I don't know. No
No, I'm ready to hawk. I'm running worm. Oh
Not a hawk. It's exhilarating. It is exhilarating. Oh, maybe I'll even let you ride mine
I'm about to have the saddle for it
really yeah yeah you can run my hog
a guy right you hmm hmm hog you well you run my hockey time
absolutely all right all right you're okay maybe here and there
you know at the time is right we'll see let me get the cell first we get the
cell first we'll figure it out if the mood is right the mood has to be set
just right not too cold not too warm there's a lot of candles
Where are these electric guys?
Are these electric guys?
I've got to go catch some...
I've got to catch some...
Where are these electric guys, you promised me?
I'm going to go... I'm going to make a bunch of ingots.
Those electric guys?
Are you electric guys?
I'm going to make a bunch of green balls.
Where are the electric guys at?
Some turkey.
Is that guy electric?
That guy seems like he'd be electric.
Is that guy electric or no?
No yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it says it next to them.
I don't know if it does.
I don't see anything that says electric.
Hmm.
There'll be something electric around here.
There'll be, oh, I got a gold sapphire, oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Hey guys, can you buy the electric Hoosie Doosies
from the Merchant on the beach, like under the volcano?
Or no.
That would be nice in 80s, that would be nice.
Yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna go buy it. I'm not trying I'm not trying to waste all day doing this bullshit
I want to get I want to get back to the main first time all the huge boxes and stuff
It's mostly a bit high some of the bottom of the map. Yeah, you're the one of the beach. That's we were the beach
The beach
Oh
Some of the Pokemon have little horn yeah, I mean they're a boss
Or boss of Jason
So alpha, they have higher health and I like that, but these don't really see what the
ones I'm looking for.
I'm gonna go need to do a coin.
Red guy, red guy, this is a red guy.
I need electric balls! I need...
I need your balls!
He's having a light snack, it looks like.
I'm having a light snack.
Hold on.
What's all this?
That's not what I'm looking for.
Where's the merchandise?
He's blue.
Where?
Are you lying to me? Are you fibbing?
Oh wait, oh.
I'm not seeing any electric balls.
Oh, here's leather.
I saw this.
Like, 60 boys in the game.
And Pokemon Shinies are just cosmetic.
In this game, it feels like they're actually better, right?
Yeah, they are better in this game.
Blue and yellow.
Hmm.
Blue and yellow.
Hmm
Small settlement how big is this one?
Yeah, this is pretty small he's pretty small
Oh, dude, there's an arcade in there no way let me play oh see
You can do about pussy
What do you do about that chicken bitch?
You disgust me
76 negative 40 news
I will let him dance around my home in his tiny shoes.
There it is!
Quickly, follow me boys, quickly!
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Oh, give me, what are you doing here, boss?
Oh, I'm gonna go capture this boss over, speaking of bosses.
There's a boss right over here.
right over here I was thinking of going and employing him into my eternal
servitude oh that's a swell idea are you gonna pay him fairly that's a good idea
am I gonna what pay him there I'm gonna incinerate him with my highest level
Pokemon and
Laugh as he
Screams and I traveling my interdimensional prison. Is that what you meant?
Silly me. That's exactly what I meant
Excellent, I just want to make sure okay. I just want to make sure that we're doing good. That's what you meant
Yeah, that's what you meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Oh well in that case. That's exactly what I'm doing
Oh
Got it. What are you these bad boys? Here we go
digs gang
Now we
I'm about to be able to ride a huge Hawk a
Huge Hawk no Hawk
I
Tell you I'll tell you you're about to be jealous why we have a KGP agent. Oh what the fuck for these guys
Not here
Let's see here. Let me see here. What's going on here? I have this guy
All right
Oh, yep, okay, got it, okay.
Oh, I got it, got it, boss on a 2% chance.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
I'm telling you, there's, there's, there's,
I don't, I don't think there's anything weird with the server.
I just think there's like percentage buffs
that aren't displayed in the, in the,
like natural-
Take your time.
Ball UI.
Oh.
Oh, Coachie Brute is 40 ingots.
Big shows here.
Oh, look at him.
What a good guy.
All right, gentlemen.
I...
I'm hopping on this.
I'm hopping on the sock immediately.
I've heard this thing is fast.
I've heard this thing is much faster than I let it get.
Woo!
What's it called? What's it called?
Woooo!
This guy's pretty fast!
Fast! Now hold on to your fucking-
Now hold on to your fucking-
AHHHHH SPELLA!
Hold on, we gotta see how what a cow compares to mine.
You- I'm at the base, are you at the base?
I'm- I'm coming back right now.
This is about the KGB agents surveilling our base for some reason.
Really?
Who is this person?
You haven't been doing anything weird on the internet have you?
It's a traveling salesman with food.
Oh.
Oh, we can capture that guy.
That was the guy like yesterday I was talking about.
Oh
Did you just capture the seismic
All right, these things are going pretty good right here. Things are going pretty good right here. Yeah, two percent first time
Well
Wait, can we capture these guys? Oh there auto captured?
I
Don't think they're auto captured
What the hell is going on right here what is going on right here?
What is going on? Whoa, what the hell they brought a whole army?
This is our home. What the fuck is happening?
Nothing
Wow these people!
Uh...
Jesus Christ!
Kill them all!
Oh, okay.
Try to capture them.
Let them have it!
I SAW A HABIT!
Oh god we brought the fucking cavalry in!
Public officials
We've made a made we may have made a bit of a mistake
What?
Don't wait it's the police. Yeah, it's the police. Yeah
La policia la policia. Oh my god. Oh my god. I think we got him. All right. Good work, gang
I
Really
Cloxy
There's two guys who died right here. I'm gonna head on out. Do you want to see my Hawk there?
Yeah, no, no, I want to yeah. Yeah. Yeah, hold on. Let's let's see how fast it is compared to mine. I want to say it exactly
Well, I think yours might be faster.
You ready?
Three, two, one, go!
Well, yours is definitely faster.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're faster, alright.
You're faster.
Thanks for bringing us joy, Peanut.
You brought me out my darkness.
Let's enjoy it.
You're faster, alright.
Cheers, brother, and love.
Thank you.
Cheers!
Yeah.
Alright, we're gonna need one of those.
You're gonna need one of those.
Yeah, I'll tell you this thing's nice.
I also have an alien bird.
I've got an alien bird with a bunch of spikes on him.
Whoo!
That is pretty nice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, it's nice.
It is nice.
It's called the Xeno...
...Gar.
Where'd you get that thing?
The Xeno guy?
The Xeno guy.
Oh, that came from a meteor falling out of the sky.
Oh, that's the me here guy.
Oh, that's pretty nice.
That's pretty nice.
Why did I come back here?
Oh boy, here I go killing again.
Follow me again.
What exactly am I doing?
Xenovator apparently.
Xenovator.
Yeah, Xenovator.
He's like the Darth Vader version of whoever the people in Scientology worship.
It's a mutt.
Oh, Xeno. Xeno Vader.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, well that's fun.
Opa. Opa.
How cruise.
Do you remember Shikibu? Does that make sense?
You wanna see him? He was my hawk.
No, I got ya. I liked it. I liked it. I do wanna see your hawk.
Oh wait what what's your hook?
I like to see your heart your heart
hmm I don't know about this guy keep an eye on this guy keep an eye on this guy
this guy's give me freak vibes he's give me yeah he's give me yeah he's mm-hmm
Oh, you give it now
Talks there. Oh
How are you all the way up there? What?
What do you get out of there to my bird out of there fast my bird is very very fast
I just told you I'm a very fast man
Very fast. Wait. Are these meteors? They're the ones on the they're the ones from the sky
Yeah, but they show on the map can I just go get one
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Guys, does a Zeno guy Darth Vader come? Does he come every time?
When um a meteorite falls or no?
Yes. Yes, he does. No, no, he doesn't. Yes, he comes. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't. I got a different Pokemon from the other two that I found.
Big chicken, mom, over the finish.
It's working, man, good job, man.
Thank you, my boy, good job, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm going to try this one here.
Yeah.
I'm going to try this one here.
Oh, has she been grinding this shit?
Yeah, we're grinders.
We're grinders.
Yeah, we're grinders.
We're grinders.
We're grinders, pal.
We're grinders.
Oh, we're grinders.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're grinders.
Uh-huh.
Here's my name grinders again.
I'm a grinder.
I'm grinding.
We're grinding.
We're all grinding.
We're all grinding together.
We're maxed on grinder.
I slept right on you on grinder.
You slept left on me on grinder.
I've heard my feelings a little bit.
I think something mysterious in this cave.
They wouldn't have us go in here.
Hmm.
There's something mysterious in this cave.
They wouldn't have us go in here.
There's no swiping on Grindr.
Thank you for the intel, good shit.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the intelligence. Thank you, sir
I'm very curious. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you for the
Inside and down. Thank you for the inside and down. You're right Fragma
Follow me. They follow me boys
Something mysterious down here boys. I don't know what it is. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out
The black market here
Is this where you can sell people oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah the black market. Yeah, that's what we were told at least
Unless we were being lied to you. Let's me be one guy. Oh, you buy contraband sell contraband
Okay, I got a meteor and it just gave me a bunch of fragments it didn't unlocks any kind of Pokemon
Oh, you can't sell people around it around the meteor that you capture
$6,000 this is the one that this is probably the one that peanut didn't you just didn't
actually find me here
I just okay gimmick I'm selling two people for $6,000 7,000 bucks yeah yeah this is what
we talked about remember it is the right thing to do it's absolutely the right thing to do
Oh, you know what I can do?
I can go to these bosses.
We'll go back to these bosses and counter some of these guys.
A little bit of dollar.
At least give me something.
What are you doing over here?
This is a restricted area.
I'm just hanging around.
Just hanging around.
Don't mind me, boss. Don't mind me.
With that final remark, the officer marched away.
I knew he would buy it. I knew he would buy it.
That was a risky story, but I knew he would buy it.
Oh, an Abroad?
Inspect the PIDF station.
I
Follow me gang
He's gonna start a human trafficking business and power
Well, I mean that was a lot of cash that was a lot of cash guys that one guy sold for $5,000. I mean
not my fault, not my fault, and I will be able to explain once we have money we can
obtain power, we can buy power to Congress and we can shift the times to where it is
illegal for such a market to exist, but first we have to wire the cash to obtain the power,
We will be selling humans on the black market.
Or a hefty profit, or a hefty profit,
and that way we can obtain the power
that we desire, that we require.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think the eagle is up here.
Hmm
Eat eat
Good to be washed good to be washed
A fun layer what's a fun layer? Oh
Oh you fly
Thank you.
Do any tastes have gimmick?
While you've been gesture-gooning all day,
I've been making severe progress.
Severe progress.
Oh, really?
Oh, I didn't notice.
Yeah.
Well, you got all these crazy mons.
Well, maybe if you were gesture-gooning,
you would have crazy Pokemon as well.
I'm just kidding.
Is it legitimate tactic?
It's not legitimate tactic.
It's not legitimate tactic legitimate tactic. No it is that I far more power than you can ever
I've got a huge fire turtle. I've got a I've got a hawk. I've got a hawk. Well, I choose 27
Literally I threw 107 balls at a new bus and none of them even none of them you gave me a chance
Maybe try again
I will thank you very much. I will be hold on. I will try again another black market here. Is this the same guy?
There's a few in this area
Whoa
You sell people to this guy too. Whoa, we can I capture this guy bring him back to the base so I can just
Have with the base. I
Feel like that's actually something that you can usually do
Tell me! Tell me!
OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Oh...
OK.
RUN!
Heh...
Alright.
Be careful.
Excited to hear it.
Excited to hear this play.
I have one of them on my base.
WHAT THE HELL?
Did you see that gun?!
He just whipped out a mini gun
three times the length of him!
Yeah. Jesus Christ. He's the weasel. These guys also bad at beat? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh no.
I do beach kill everyone!
Alright, these are gonna be good.
Excuse me sir, excuse me, oh excuse me I was gonna steal this, excuse me, all right, all
All right, my quest complete.
Report back to the client.
All of me again, all of you boys.
I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give
capture that fat guy one more chance.
Let's see if I can hit him with a couple of pulleys.
All of me again, all of me again.
Hmm.
You need to get Polaris to fly with.
Oh, reads nothing.
I I am not reading the books they put out on these guys
Oh my god, hold on now what
you. The feet Marcus at the pedophile tower. All right. Well, you know, a lot of weird
questions this game. We got to do what we gotta do. All right, here we go. Follow me
gang. Follow me, gentlemen. Follow me boys. Follow me, gentlemen. By the way, I am on
the fourth, counting fourth official boss of the game, Mr. gimmick. Well, you have been
Gesture good. I can't stop. It's a condition. You're gonna get canceled for shaming my gesturing. It's actually a condition. Oh
I'm so sorry to hear about that
It must be hard. It's a condition. Oh, it's hard. Is that something was that oh?
I see what you're saying
Suzuki
Is that good is that good or bad?
I've got some weird-looking sheep that look like this guy or better hmm well you've been
doing ridiculous stuff like capturing a new miss and killing bosses I've been getting
weird-looking sheep that will be good in our farm ah fantastic oh let's meet the boss first
Listen, you've been reaping the rewards of my base building activities, so it's a it's a mutual effort
All right, I haven't just been fluffing and fluffing around
You've been fluffing and fluffing, you've been jessing and booting all day long
How are we supposed to beat the ginger guild?
How is Palkine supposed to rise to power and be the ginger guild?
Definitely not if you don't have somebody paying to build the base
Hold on, one second, I'm... hold on, wait a second
Hold on, I'm getting water farmed right now, we'll see.
Oh god, he's hot!
That's why you got cheap.
I'm no match for me and my power.
No man of no man for me and my father
Take your dad take yonder for oh shit. Oh, yeah, I knew this is early over there
Oh, you pooped on me!
EEEEHH!
Madam, have it!
Don't poop out of him!
More poop!
Mind shot, what a blessing, this is it.
Blessing alert, blessing alert.
Oh, blessing alert, blessing alert.
More poop, more power!
Please take me to your strums,
and spin me around.
Captain Yake 7 by 7th and
Dean up, hands down, my favorite streamer!
I share a birthday with a fun and only fun mob!
Only I get a belligerent happy birthday!
Hey, shit.
Ponzo, or down here.
Ah!
You...
I'm here!
Ah!
I only went to go for the bad activities!
Not the gameshow, but I can lie to you, not the gameshow!
Oh!
Gameshow!
Fuck gameshow!
Fuck his eyes!
Now I'm sure what you're saying about this 5 minute thing.
This might not work.
Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick, 5 minutes is far too little. Far too little to destroy these eyes.
I am Mr. Stoneman's poop attack! Please, don't do it!
I am with you. I will storm.
I will storm the headquarters.
I will start on the headquarters with you oh my god I'm gonna win this I don't
have any I got this not enough time he's just killing my guys
Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's it, that's different, that's different.
Ooh, I've been holding in the tinkle for long.
No, no, no, man!
I can literally feel the kid is forming as I even speak.
It grows larger and larger and larger.
And I must release, I must release this in the world.
I will be right back. Oh lord. What are you doing looking at me kill the guy?
How's going on?
Yeah, get him get him
Oh well, alright, well, I give up.
Well, that'll happen, boys, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Well, at least nobody died except for me.
At least at least none of our animals died
So we just try again maybe I think I don't know hopefully they're all healed up. I don't know this works
Okay, you like I'm sorry bars. I didn't hit me down. Yeah, that guy what was that 30 people said help me god
That's okay the planet ever goes good on the first try everyone knows that it's the second try you've learned
Oh, guys are not full health, but they're close.
It'll be enough as long as he plays mine.
Come on, let's run.
Lock him.
We have no health we don't need health
You need action
Yeah, mr. New patient
Yeah, oh
My god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh
Give it to him give it to him
I
Do your poop I don't know you poop I don't make that you do the boss
Oh my goodness, oh my god
These guys are doing nothing! They're doing no damage!
Oh, good heavens! Oh my God! Oh my God! That speed is elegant!
How could one defeat that?
Oh
Did you want to do the boss I can go in there with you volcano. Yeah
I'm pretty sure I can go in there with you, right?
Oh my God!
I don't see why not.
Let's try it.
I gotta get through it.
No, I'm gonna do this!
Fast travel.
I'm just gonna use the doobies.
That's the only chance I'll have this.
That's the only chance I'll be around in time.
I'm just gonna try to use the doobies over and over again.
Give it to me, give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Give it to me.
I feel about the cool-out time, so I gotta use some other guys a little bit, but most
We won't have this two minutes, we won't have this...
We've got this, we've got this!
Get it!
Get him, Holland!
Oh my god, oh my god, that is impossible, that is impossible!
Oh, I just got my papery!
Oh, I just killed that guy, perfect.
I met the volcano, didn't you?
I met the volcano.
I'll be right there in a second.
Yeah
Go get water times
I don't know if I have any good one of type boys
Well head back to me to take a little peep and I'm back
Good thinking good thinking yeah, he likes fire
With it with the water and
And kill him
I think you can see me before I see you.
Okay, I do this.
You're not having it before.
You need some food?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's a hungry boy.
He's just a hungry boy.
He's a hungry boy.
I don't know how to try this.
He's just a hungry boy.
You just saw me.
Well, I could have been there, but the time limits worked out.
Mr. Mets, please don't be so much.
We should have been there.
Good job, man.
And Mr. TDV, I'm gonna find one good man, good job, man.
I didn't do enough damage to him, but it wasn't gonna kill me again.
He's not gonna find me anymore.
What?
Make a feedback?
Never!
No!
I like feeding my animals personally.
Makes me feel closer to them.
Makes me...
It makes him
It's not there by dogs
User grenades. Oh, that's idea to that's good idea to us. He's grenade proof as well. He's the only fire proof
in a gun
I'm not whipping out the nine on okay
I have literal Egyptian gods and giant fire turtles
I don't think a glock 19 is gonna make the biggest difference. I
wonder if it's stronger
because there's two of us well it could be strong as there's two of us it
also be stronger just no matter what on the server depends on how they scale it
or if they scale it all I have no idea but alas
Venus Penguin this guy's water would be that does he want to be honest he is
water. This lady is like stone. This is fine. I guess. Oh my God. Um. I mean, I mean, Pokemon.
No, everything's fire. I was on my list, but you mean this guy is to that human sucks
ass. I don't have a good, a lot of good, use the name tag.
I'm using the human again. I'm selling him immediately.
He's fire type, he's fire type.
I have a lot of non-fire type dives.
Okay.
We definitely need to do this.
I knew we'd just most of the damage.
We're gonna do...
Mostly if you get, if you pick up your Pokemon right before the attack.
I don't know if you're doing that.
There we go, there we go.
We got this, we got this.
We got this.
Her bill.
Her bill is what I should be, but I'm doing.
Oh no, we need more guys.
I think we need more guys.
It's gonna be close.
We'll be fine, we'll be fine.
We're gonna be fine.
We got this time was 100 p 100% 100% we got this I keep this connection yeah
Water pipe?
Mm-hmm.
Uh, use a new, but ultimate attack press.
Have it.
A bit of lag.
Who said we got this?
We should run away.
It's going to be close, but I think we got it if we keep this DPS at...
Lock him.
Why is my...
Oh, they get stuck so easily.
We got this time boys, third time is the time!
Third time's the time, just you watch boys, you're watching a BASTER.
At work.
Get your bed and papers out boys.
Let's see how it's done.
Hmm...
We start off with a nice taste you missed, adubus.
Good job!
Oh.
Okay.
Then we'll get adubus as my best.
Oh.
She might die. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know what she's doing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Okay, all right, that's a fire type to do that. Okay. All right, I'm on fire
Okay, let's get this here.
Doobie sound, okay, okay, all right.
Ooh, ooh.
Very interesting, very interesting.
Come on.
Very interesting, very interesting.
I am
We were in this area this enemy with ease
We got 50 seconds so close up. I'm not sure what's going on over there
Oh my gosh, got it right 30 seconds
Us we might just want to use the do this the whole time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you saw this up to the cool down and then we don't use the undue this
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Give it to him, boss! Give it to him!
Get that you poop out of it!
Oh god!
Oh
I swear to God this guy keeps doing the stupid poop again
Oh my goodness oh good heavens
Oh, you got a water farm for a second?
No worries there, no worries there, he's just got a water farm for a little bit.
A little bit of water farming, a little bit of water farming, a little bit of water farming.
Oh, Peanut is selling humans and...
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We got this. We got this. Oh my god. I'm holding up. I'm holding up. I don't want to die.
Attack with the earth actually increasing its attack. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. It's increased its attack
Increases attack very cool. Very cool. I believe I just ended that up
Oh
We're doing it we're doing it
Oh, I should have stopped it right there. Oh my god. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Oh any mess any mess. Oh my goodness. Oh
my goodness
We got this
I
Really got that you
Are you there?
Not Jetta 64 cent
I thought it was an hour ago. Oh my god, he's gonna die!
He died, he died, he died!
Ah!
No!
One moment!
Get him!
Oh!
Get him!
Oh!
Ah!
Yes!
Ah!
Too easy!
Too easy, boy!
Was that the boss?
Where's phase 2?
Was that it?
Was that everything?
Was that the whole thing?
Was that the whole sub-bam?
I've defeated the boss in the north. I've taken the fight to the north and I've I've slayed the enemy. I'm slaying the enemy
Wow
Volcano enemy is also fallen
Many snap
We add first time with the 30 seconds. Mm-hmm first try 30 seconds
I don't even think my fight was 30 seconds. I believe it was a 15 second first try fight
absolutely spending absolutely probably the easiest fight I've ever done easier
than fighting boars back in the mainland mm-hmm ah wow mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah oh
yeah that surprises me that surprises me you saying the power kind of leader
if feeding his enemy isn't surprised to you I ought to hang you for a reason I
I ought to hang you out for a second.
I don't mind a little hanging.
I'll find a little hanging.
You're gonna see the Batman suit while you jerk off.
Let me tell you, that's just a good Saturday afternoon.
Well, I did more of a Spider-Man myself, but...
Ah, yeah.
I'm already heading to the next tower.
I think I'm gonna beat this game tonight.
How many of these towers are there?
Like five, six, seven, eight?
hey hey we can beat this tonight you don't have the quest gathering the key
spheres collect all the key spheres main mission she's easy do you have that
quest gathering the key spheres I believe I do when I'm under attack let me
Oh, it's I am four of the eight keys. Yes. Oh
Well, there you go. Oh, you're only one ahead of us. Oh
It's not too bad
Wait, did we figure out what this satellite was at the hill?
We need to find some food boy. You can find some food. There's can save the genetic star. Yeah, the pals was your star
But we'll get what's in that? What's we're gonna hit that fast travel over there? We need that fast. I'm just gonna eat somebody dies
Freakin we're all good
He's supposed to get the legendary to beat the final zone. He's not beating it for more than a week
We could beat the toll game tonight
Take your time don't make any vast decisions
This I'm gonna do this. Oh you wouldn't you wouldn't I would do I would do this thing
Oh, you would not you would not I will I will do it you would not I
Will do it and I will do it
So you wouldn't that is what I've decided when I have put my mind to something I
Cannot be
Not be swayed cannot falter
Cannot be sway. What's this thing go over here?
Oh, I have completed a mission and have ascended to level 28.
Ruler of the Sands.
Oh, this is the mission you've been on.
Oh, that was a tough one.
This is the mission you've been on.
You know, I like games with puzzles like that.
They make you think.
Because I'm not...
You can listen to the sentence.
Can't just sit there, AFKs.
Can't just sit there in post mode.
You gotta be active.
be active you gotta be active you gotta be thinking earth emperor's baton wait
what's an earth emperor's baton schematic
oh well that's the baton of the earth emperor
is that a good one? I may lay a weapon, yeah.
I'm gonna go back to be I do we have so we can build guns and all this shit that we
I haven't built at all.
That's a dingle or low heat thick.
Do a little bit of this and move that.
Your character, you and IRL, 100%.
Honestly, I couldn't make it to scale, unfortunately.
So it's a little less thick than IRL.
Good for a numus, maybe.
We can give it to, well, your pals?
Well, you can give your pals weapons.
I know that they can have guns eventually, yeah.
That's what I'm saying there.
I think there's a lot that we've been passing over here.
I'm in the tree that you can give them
Wizard staff
The monkey can have a gun oh
My god. Oh my god. We can make you make an army of monkeys with God. Oh
Exactly what I was thinking genius genius genius genius genius
genius. Dude, we can mass produce hyperspheres. Pretty easily.
Are they cheap? Three palladium, three ingots, eight stone
eight wood. Oh, damn, that's actually pretty cheap.
Should we do that? Yeah, that's one of them. Yeah, I want to
just keep doing these tower questions until until the items
that I have cannot cannot do it. Cannot accomplish this task.
I believe I'm on that one because I'm not even to the tower and I'm dying to the core
No, you're that's you're you got the mods for you might as well do it
I don't have the mods for it. So I've got it. I've got a reorder my priority a month short for Pokemon. I gotta get months
Yes, I mean pals
Yeah, I don't know owls is short for pals
You got the owls for it
They're gonna kill us all. My guys are hungry. My guys are hungry boys.
My guys are hungry boys.
Hungry boys?
They're hungry. They're hungry. Hungry boys.
Woo!
They're hungry boys.
I need a saddle.
Let him have it!
They're gonna be feast upon their flesh once more.
These guys don't have food?
What's all the food at?
Hmm.
Whoa.
Huh.
Who says they don't have any food?
You guys have any food?
Oh
You said food there we go
Mamma rest meat. Oh
Put that in my mouth. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Damn, oh, oh my goodness. Oh
Whoo, that's tasty that's up a whole damn bar. You see that was nice
Yeah, I kill those mammoths they've got that gives you crazy stats
Use animals to kill the animals. Yeah, it's it's a cock fight
but with
like
loses and
Fox.
Pretty chill.
Pretty cool.
Hmm.
What's finally figuring out food?
Oh.
Hey, hold on.
Yeah, well, you need food to survive.
Oh, there's a gaggle of ninjas over there.
Beautiful.
What is that?
Whoa!
What's that?
Oh, shit, oh, wrong button again.
Oh, my God.
I keep pressing that wrong button.
I keep pressing that button every time I want to hop off the guy.
Get out!
Where'd he go?
He did it!
Oh, my God, you guys are overalating!
Oh my god, you guys are horrible, laser!
God, I'm having it!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Run!
I'm gonna die to this corn. Oh, I'm screwed. Oh, there's a bad trouble bad trouble
Die!
We gotta capture this China before we die, boys.
Oh, it'll be smart.
Hit it!
Move, move, move.
Oh, shit.
Where we at?
we got we got oh we got no we got oh I'm gonna die to this corn bar before I get
this guy oh my god
Oh
What? What happened?
You are as good of a power player as me.
What did you do this time?
Nothing that isn't the user word for the buggy later.
I have conquered these lands. I have conquered.
I come to the Nusnoi lands and I conquer them.
I conquer them with ease.
I am the king of these lands.
You can tell by my crown.
Mm-hmm.
And you will refer to me.
You will refer to me as Sir Reginald,
King of all the lands, the third.
All right?
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
Sir Reginald, King of all the lands?
Sir, Sir Regional Manager, Reginald,
the third king of all the lands,
is how you will address me from here on out
with no exceptions,
otherwise you will be exiled
and or hang
And or hang or hung
I've or or you can be like gimmick and be hung while being hang
The foxical killed the burn peanut and the current burn peanut killed the foxical. Can you explain that one?
simple
simple simple
Deception simple pimple simple simple pimple deception
They want you to believe, they want you to believe that I've lost the fight, but in reality I have conquered the fight.
And what I did after, because I killed him too slow, it took me longer than 10 seconds to kill the most beastly animal in the game.
And that is disrespectful to my camarure, so I have deserted them.
And in return I have stuck a knife through my belly.
Although the game was stuck in it as I got killed by the fox.
I didn't really retain any of that information, but sounds like you're in a good mood, so
You know who you're talking about, you are talking to Sir Regional Manager, Reginald
King of the Lands, the Third.
Ricky Reggie, Ricky Reggie, Sir Regional Manager, Ricky Reginald, the Third, King of
all the Lands, the Third.
King of all the Lands, I'm writing this down so I don't make him sick again.
Don't let it happen again. You're not gonna have to wear a name tag perhaps
I will have a name tag on for the first week. Okay. That way you can memorize it after that is up to you
Thank you. All right. It's sir sir
Sir regional manager Ricky reticuled
About the lands of the third
Sir Ricky regional land king the third
Yes
sir
Sir regional manager Ricky Reginald King of other lands of the fed
Little Jeremy
Little Jeremy will also work ever lock that will also be fine. I will accept little Jeremy perfect
Little Jeremy it is
Happy to be of service little Jeremy
Oh
Beautiful a shiny land ball
We've got your anti-corn clothing. We can't smile on here. What a joy. No way we can smile here
We're gonna die. We got anti-corn clothing
All of me boy. I hesitate to even attack it less tight
Hmm big where you can all I said
Oh
The core resistant armor
1016 ice or the streamer
Because apparently they need another adult to laugh at them. I don't even that this doesn't make any sense the AI is fucking stupid
Maybe okay
Good try those are good try good try Eric Carpenter's about 13 and a half chromosomes unfortunately
maybe you're about to die now not gonna happen pal you are talking may I
remind you sir you were talking to sir Ricky regional manager Ricky Reginald
King of all the lands that I'm not gonna let you I thought I had one time I'm
not even joking I thought I had a bit more time I thought I had a bit more
time I'm tired one time I'm tired one time for thinking oh my goodness that's
okay that's fine that is fine you go back grab our items and then get out of
back to the whole base make our anti-cold anti-cold who's he doozy the first
one guy. Hold on, let's see. gimmick? Yeah, gimmick reporting for duty.
You have it. Oh, I've got a burger. I got a burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hamburger.
Yeah, hamburger. It's tasty. It's a good burger. It's a little buff on that burger. It's a tasty boy.
it's got a little sauce on it that's a taste that's a taste that's tasty that's
good oh I envy the lucky animal who I'm gonna be there too oh I ate mine you
ate yours I ate my burger I ate my I you hate your burger well you do you
Eight I ate my bird. I ate my burger. I like my burger. I need anti-cold. Oh
Yeah, I got both sets of armor. I swap you're the anti-cold balls
That's been anti-cold balls per se
Out armor, I don't know what that means
Wait, where's my cold resistant armor?
Always always this it is the regular one I want to do the metal life to you tell you well, that's not no that's not
That's not it. You know, it's the other cold resistance. I never buy it. Oh, yeah, I bought it. Oh
Oh
I did I did buy that's happened
Hmm. Oh, yeah, you know you can see what other we'll go buy it from the shop like you do
Like you do like you do
If I was giving I would help he do anything at all you were talking to Ricky
Reginald take him all the lands. He has to be it's one deal take to me
The desert there's an accessory to give you plus be cold and he resisted it she's out less the boss towel. Oh
That's too much work. I was gonna buy some leather for this guy
Oh
Here we go get six leather and we
Just to give a good you tell you something
The day you stop just to gooning is
The day you catch up to me in boss fights and we can fight these bosses together as one
I would love to
But when I when you say oh, I'm going into a boss fight and I say give me one minute you go in anyway
Then you capture and you're off
Then I'm left as because you are just a good with the goon in a ball
You are just a good gesture good as it's a defense mechanism. I I just a good merely
Be as a as an alternative
to fighting alongside
That's right. If you would stop just a good thing you would be up with me fighting the bosses
Oh
Get the cold one I
Listen, oh my god, you know this oh, this outfit really goes with my
My thick arms and biceps and thighs this the oh this looks nice on me
Oh, this looks nice. This is nice. I'm kind of pig. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna driven with this house
You're doing some hot shit or what I'm dripping with the sauce. I'm dripping with the sauce wise. I
Was not too much sauce
Oh capture the king packer. Oh, I I think you can't yeah
What's in that one lock just
Oh, I can't get a good one. I have an egg
What egg? Oh
I need to steal some more berries and I have
Yeah, will you get all these berries from?
I
Really?
You're talking about me Jester Gooning I
Have been automated and our berries
Have been automated for days. I we've had berry farms and workers
We have a month thousands of berries on repeat to have an eternal source of food for all of our cows and us so that we'll never go hungry
hungry because of my hard work. I'm not just your gooning. I am Sigma gooning. I am Sigma
gooning. Are you speaking back to sir Ricky Ratchett, a reasonable manager of all teams
of the land? I do all the way. I do the dishes. I do the laundry. Ricky, number three. And
you just out playing video games and watching football. When I come home, I want a hot dinner
out of the table that too much ass god damn it's a mental you don't understand the mental
love
that right there that right here
how did they wait who put this laundry in the drawer
Okay, all right. All right. All right. I'm out there working. I'm out there working hard working hard to please you
Working hard to please you
There's all these bears coming from
We one more thing we need
I support you. You know I support
I support your hard work. Thank you. This is your good man
You get man, Miles
You get man
We won't we what we need we need one more thing what we need
Hey, let's go do one more thing before I left something very important
Very important
could have been that important if I'm forgetting it all right come on gang off to the next
Watch let ride
Cutting hires to fairs
The blue ones weren't just fine. I don't why anyone doesn't use just the blue ones to the best
This is the best fear honestly, I don't think any of the other spheres even good
I
Get the key gb down there. Oh, we gotta kill him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, I never have advice
She's a sticky oh, yeah, pull on your face. Yeah, pull your face
It's all you get him with the bull. Hit him with that. Hit him with the stanky. Hit him with that stanky
I
What the sticky hit oh, right that's right. Oh, all right. Good work team good work egg
Let me tell you something let me tell you something
Let me tell you something let me tell you something you're just just a good thing
You're just just a good thing back there. I should be another another quest
another quest with ease are you you're gesturing all back at the base I am not
I well first of all that's not me that's the cow all right I did catch the
cow just to go to the other day it was disgusting it was yanking on his others
that is just that's just how the Lord made him all right they just they do
What do you do that?
Now we talk to this guy.
I believe...
Search for clues and he invented ruins.
He's invented ruins.
Oh follow me this way again.
Can you pause?
Give me some berries.
Let's give him some burger.
I mean, you're making like that.
This guy has a nice lamb chop.
We'll eat that.
Alright now we rock!
But just until you're making crazy progress, we are making crazy progress tonight.
We have got to be so far ahead of Hotch. We have got to be so far ahead.
There's no way he's already done four of the main story quest bosses.
bosses. No way. No way now.
What's he doing?
We has he? Does he mean doh? Does he mean doh? What boss he's on?
Why is a race with huts man
ate him? He's fat.
Fat, he's stupid. We have to
We have to meet him. We have to
Australia Mountains?
What's going on here? What's going on here?
You couldn't get around without gimmick because you would have no food.
I just whipped up a tasty burger and 10 lamb chops.
All gimmick has is berries. You wouldn't know fine dining if it hit him over the hat.
We're living luxurious. We're living like a fairy.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's a suspicious note.
Oh, my God. So many interesting things on the note.
Aw.
There's a boss right here. Let's go down here.
Oh, take a little peep.
Little peep never hurt anyone.
Little peep.
it's a little peep in the spots over here
it's a little peep
is that worth it? is that got good?
hmmm
no criminal ESP kill him
med catch him yes he's easy oh I would have killed him
the specs be all right sir time to die
I'm gonna die
Find it randomly and it will be the best.
Don't forget.
It will be the best.
It will be so much better than it is.
Don't be more excited than it will be.
Stop me!
Come on, games!
Oh, shit.
Oh my, oh my god.
Stupid bitch.
And that's why you don't mess with sir regional manager Ricky Reginald.
He's the one who did it right now.
You see that, gentlemen?
You see that boys?
I hope you had your quill and your skull out and took some nuts.
I'm told he's going to excel in ways we can't even comprehend still the mortal mind still the scientists still don't know how it happens
And what happens?
I'm about to do
I'm like he was the place you want to fuck him you might get him easy now I
Mean you if you want your news to come spank this anubis. I
I'm I'm here and ready. I could definitely do that. I can hit him. I can hit him hard
Listen, you come over here and spank this little newbis. I'll be here. I'm in the area searching for turtles
Apparently they can they can mine like infinite ore. Are they turtles?
Yeah, I like the vowels a little bit.
That's Juan Mera newbis. Yeah, they're the best minor
I found one.
They've been mad.
They've been mad at her.
They're like students of the month.
They've been mad.
Students of the month.
Nothing weird. They're just good students.
I'll come up over there.
I'll come up.
I will be there momentarily.
No, this is the best. Yeah, that's I know it was great
I'm PC where you done with the streamer space and like you gave the operators and power over try it is a
Both big game. Okay, I guess that I'll say definitely better than power. I'll tell you that right now. I'll tell you
I don't know if I said wise, did I say wise?
Wise bad, man, that one.
Thank you Mr. Reds.
Please change my wife.
Please change my wife, please change my wife.
Can you get your stuff?
I'm driving, I'm driving, I'm driving.
Give me some time, give me some time.
Take some time, perfection takes a while.
You cannot rush perfection.
Head on over yonder, we're most yonder over here.
Hmm you miss the huge powers estrogen and Faustalian
Chief I don't know what Dungeons and Dragons game you're playing will watch on the stream, but I gotta go get my stuff and help give it
You want them oh
My god a new miss killed the eternal I had it perfect
like 5% in Anubis, this son of a bitch!
Yeah, he's a, he's a fickle bitch, I'll tell ya.
You gotta keep a close eye on Mr. Anubis.
Ooh!
He gives himself, and your Pokemon guns, he's-
No!
I'll get him some guns as soon as we fail one of these boss fights!
I want him!
Go right now!
What up? What up? What up? What up? We're cooking.
What up? What up? What up? We're cooking.
I thank you nonetheless, fine sir!
Nonetheless.
Thank you, my fine sir.
Hmm.
What's that?
Look at that, a Tunky Dragon.
They could put down the burger.
Is that one good?
Did you get that?
lived. Come on. Who is this? I'm something. Successful bounty token. Ah, very nice. Very
nice. Ah, these boys. Head on over yonder. That guy doesn't look too good. Fuck him.
Which guy this bad boy be on the way oh?
My that's a person. Oh, I
Attacked my accident. I'm trying to come up
That's a guy who's a trumpet you the trap was a trap
Oh
Oh my god give me off the same
Detach it that was a good one catch that one. I got a turtle
I just need to do this thing.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh! Oh! Yeah!
Weeeeeeep!
And laughing!
That laughin' boys, that laughin'.
It's a little odd, it was a little odd to see what he was up to now then, what he was ploddin'.
There was this giant square in the way, I couldn't see nothin', he was just honestly what he was up to, when he was scheming.
We got it in the same time, 100%, we got it in the same time, 100%.
That's the best miner in the game?
Digging?
I thought you said the turtle was the best one.
No, I just found a a guy like a like a like a giant minecraft team
Well that
Does logically
Oh, I don't know. That's what his shout was telling me. They said that that is the best one.
Maybe it's the best regular one. It's not some of my best.
Oh, there's a shiny!
Shiny, shiny, shiny!
We don't have any balls, guys. We can't.
We don't have any balls.
But we had to go back to our body.
He's just not that good anyway, guys. He's just not that good anyway.
Yeah, I don't have any balls, though, because I died.
That's the same.
That's okay. That'll happen. That'll happen, boys. That'll happen. No boss. No boss.
I'm hearing that the turtle is the best early to mid game miner, but maybe not literally the best miner.
Oh, gosh. I've got apparently a better miner over here.
over here
He used we all get Pokemon packs for tomorrow's dream
Using a better sphere I literally use no we shouldn't understand this shit. Fuck dammit
Fuck these turtles
That pouched tab is garbage? I know! I know!
I'm trying to fly! He's falling like a rock out of the sky!
I'm gonna pick up my bag, and I'm gonna beat the shit out of this-
Okay, apparently I've got a square guy toward us on my hand.
Mr. Square.
I don't know what's going on down there, but it's none of my business.
Where's Mr. Square at?
Come on out, Mr. Square.
Come on out.
Where's Mr. Square at?
Come out.
Come on out now.
Okay.
Where are you, Mr. Square?
It's been all this time and a fucking fish comes in and last hits the Pokémon I'm working on.
I'm leaving. I'm done.
There he is.
I've got a turtle.
I'm done.
Yeah, every turtle dies because this area is so stupid
You're having a hard time
Mr. Mr. gimmick
Everything
Fish comes out of the ocean and shoot it on the last
I got one. It's all we need. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm fine. I'm actually I'm feeling great. I'm actually feeling happy. No
My blood pressure is low
And it's what guys fucking insane plate. What the hell is that?
We got a mind game that's all I died again. I died again
It's because I'm confined.
I mean, there's like prison over here.
I can't, there's not enough room to move.
Prison of your own.
Prison of my own dwelling.
Oh.
Hmm.
Just use a red ball.
Honestly, this might be a good time for a quick red ball.
We aren't having much luck with this guy.
Let's give it one more shot.
I think, I think the third time is the time.
I think if we put our hearts and our minds into it,
I think this one would be an easy W, an easy W.
What would ease?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
By the way, are we still not putting stat points
into health, because I feel like
that's a good idea nowadays.
I put a few, I've put some into health, yeah.
I'm gonna put a couple of them down.
I'm gonna do that.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
HILSA!
Hey, how you doing, guys?
HILSA!
Oh, what's this up here?
Is this a boss, Hoosie Doosie?
Oh, that's a boss.
This is some regular guy.
Wait, there's four chests!
Oh my god!
Where are they chests?
Reload!
Chum Chum.
Little Chum Chum.
some some some some some some all right 7000 smeckledoos not too savvy
I
Ways mr. Box hat is mr. Box hat where'd he go
hmm mr. box mr. box do not keep me waiting mr. box not keep me waiting mr. box very
business box I need to see with you now but I need to meet with you at once
Where's Mr. Box? Oh yeah, let's get our stuff first.
Mr. Box.
He's an elusive creature.
He is elusive. What's going on down there?
None of our business, none of our business.
Mr. Box, Mr. Cube, Mr. Cube, Mr. Cube.
Oh, there he is.
All right, prepare yourselves, gentlemen, prepare yourselves.
Oh, wrong button again.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, oh my goodness jumping jumping coming
Oh
Tell me
We're doing it. We're doing it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this guy just keep fucking me and fucking me.
That's doesn't have to be right
Whoo
Yeah
I have this guy's good. This guy is good. Give it. I might be yours. He's kind of a boss
He's kind of a boss. Yeah
Listen
I'm willing. I've been doing important important work here at the base, but I
Could use a little
Reprieve who repeat I meet me at that meet me at the place. I'm at
On me it's me yet you're sort of
You make sure you're strongest monster and you and and and I'm a flying guy
Now I'm a flying guy and need me in the snow. It's gonna be a little a little chilly a bit nippers. All right, pal
See you might need to you might need to put on a jacket. I
Cannot believe that just happened. Oh, I was so close to capturing him. I mean me a moment me a moment away
Well, I can we can mass produce gold balls by the way
Really?
Well that's nice. That's nice.
It's done. It's done.
Spicy meatball.
A spicy, a very spicy meatball. Very spicy.
So once heard it said that that's a spicy meatball.
Very, oh very spicy.
Very spicy meatball. Very spicy meatball.
And follow me gang follow me boys
Got things to do people to see places to be
What's that guy, okay?
I'll stop it about for you
It's your drunk uncle Rick people want to know how likely is the
I'm gonna grab these, uh, I'm gonna grab these yellow balls that I've been making, a bunch I only got like 15, but it'll do, it'll do.
Do you need anything from the boss?
Oh, I need nothing!
Oh, I only need you to be sexy.
I need you to look sexy.
Oh, yeah.
Look sexy and be sexy.
That is, uh, nice.
Yes.
Oh, well, that's something that just comes natural with the package.
It comes natural, yes.
Natural. Natural.
Of course.
I await your arrival.
I patiently await your arrival.
Actually, I'm not as far as I thought it was.
I will be right there.
Oh, fantastic! Fantastic.
I'm gonna get working on this guy.
I've got a good feeling about this time.
feeling I'm luck is in the air tonight lucky lady lucky lady of the night lucky lady lucky lady luck
lady luck sorry
where did the shuriken go?
oh he was like right here
you guys what's the right here?
oh there's treasure in the ocean
here we go
I could have swore he was right there
Oh, he despawned?
Hmm.
In no way...
No way he despawned.
He was right there.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
Very fascinating.
Hmm.
Take a peep over yonder.
Take a little peep over yonder.
God, there.
If you find Mr. Square somewhere else, somewhere lurking in the shadows of the realm, awaiting
our arrival, rotting, scheming, up to no good.
Oh, hold on.
I might see one.
Oh, do you know?
Mr. gimmick, I'm currently hunting for Mr. Square.
Mr. Square himself.
He roams these lands, he roams these lands by night and by day.
Is it the chest? The chest? Apparently he only spawns by day.
Oh, ha! Only- oh never mind, I've been one guy. I see one right in front of me.
Here we go. It's time to get it on.
It's time to get it on.
Let him have it, Mr. Newman. Let him have it.
Shant Judge, Shant Judge.
I am heading towards your location.
Yelving!
See as you speak.
Yelving!
Oh
No big yummy yummy
Holy shit, holy shit
No big yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
No big yummy
Yeah
Ricky regional manager resident, the king of all the land, the third.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
My God.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The rain's still not here.
All right, back to the guys.
Oh, my God.
Mary?
They all said it couldn't be done.
It wouldn't be done. Ah, yes, and I see those same people in the text.
Oh, it's boosted. It's boosted.
Sir, it says the probability on your screen.
Reading might be hard for those folk specifically.
What level are you?
I am level 32.
Hm.
OK.
A little too far ahead.
A little quivered.
Have you found a quiver yet?
What's your quivered? What's that?
Looks like an angel, half angel, half dragon.
I'm gonna be acquired this.
Since...
Since all, uh...
Since my purpose here is lost, okay, there we go.
People just wasted a ball.
I'm getting one for gimmick. Oh, no! That took like an hour! He can get it down!
You asked the server guy if catch is boosted? Yes, sure. I highly doubt it is.
I hot wait hold on hmm I don't know if he's awake anyone is the server boosted in any way
But he wants me I don't know
No, it's not the game percent is just wrong. Yeah, I'm oh he's texting back. He goes laughing face
Your character is boosted because you can't characters that no one else can for some reason
You say Laffy face answer the question. I think I think he's watching
Yeah, you're just a cheater
But no comma it's not right then told you bitches get fucked get fucked get fucked eat the shit out of my ass
Eat the shit out of my bottle
All right, back to the guy.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Oh shit, I might've, oh, I might've pissed him off.
Oh, oh, thank God, okay, got it.
So on stream where it didn't happen,
well, the IP of the service happens to be right there as well,
so I'm not really gonna do that.
I
Don't really care that much if you are the infusion I that's fine as well
He's a skill on your mouth. It's we demand what's your
No, I just keep pressing the wrong button guys. I keep pressing wrong button
I
Did I do it?
Search the search for the right away researcher. No, we can do that. We can do that you pop a first 6 million
Oh, Mr. Gimmick, how are your devils doing? I'm sorry for not! Good!
Oh my. I literally found this, oh my whole chat saying, get that, get that, amazing, amazing, amazing.
I get it. I summon my Pokemon away and the thing casts a fucking acid AOE on itself and kills itself.
kills itself. That's how my night's been going.
That'll happen. Yeah. I mean, it's rare. It's rare to see such endeavors, but they can
happen. It's very rare. I should be counted as lucky to have seen such a rare occurrence.
Yes, you should be thanking the gods of the bar.
and killing itself well well I well I maybe was depressed I you know you
never know what's going on game that is a feature maybe he obtained the eating
disorder like the gentleman at our base and and and well and that's and well
and that's just what happened and that's just what happened and you know the
It will, you know, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, my sweeper, my sweeper.
My motherfucking sweeper.
Follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
Sweeper.
There's nothing wrong with playing with a boosted cap
tree, and I don't think that even asked for it,
but that's clearly what's going on.
That's clearly what's going on.
I have random numbers actually, the statistical probability of like, wearily doesn't make sense.
That's what you sound like right now, buddy.
These...
How do you sound like right now?
That it's not a boosted situation, it's simply that you've installed hacks.
Yes, I'm actually hacking. It's because I'm hacking.
It's always simpler than people purported to be
It says point zero two percent chance in flight is it's really two point zero two
Yeah, guys, I'm telling you the percentages in the game are just wrong
They they they anything on a get on the game side. I didn't just ran up is wrong
I
Huckaband's Huckaband's you already do this meteor. Oh wait a minute
What be yeah, oh, this is the what's that a man worm. Oh shit. Yeah. Oh shit
I got this kind of cool we're out of mission can't get distracted we're out
of mission
you threw 100 plus balls one of them just hit the percentages are fine fuck
you said no fuck you fuck you I'm hacking fuck you it's magic it's magic
luck and hacking fuck you sack don't you don't you about numbers on me nerd don't you about numbers on me
and what's going on here what's this nub say i don't care i don't care i would like to kill the boss
give me to the boss okay apparently i just got a good mod so oh what'd you get out of that and
my heart is healed oh that's oh that's so great i got a ray hound kind of electrical dog
Hmm and I see the mouth that you've been using your oh
Another ray hound. Let's get to a ray hound. What is that?
I've never seen that before teleporting dog. Oh my goodness gracious
Mm-hmm. Oh that sounds whimsical
No, it's very serious. Oh
Oh, it's very strange, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
I got the magical green booger squirrel, plus one, add one, add one, add one, lay up,
re-point it, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Yao Ming, Mao
Yang.
You Mingan?
Oh, I'm Mingan.
Whoo, I'm Megan been chilling being chilling
That's the client back to the client we go
Dude can't get the herbal pick you've got or goes down I capture one and another one just shows up
I'm a little Pokemon is for someone who expects to die
I never die, all right, but I will never die,
I have never died and I'm not currently dying.
That is why I do not need him.
That is why I do not need that Pokemon in specificity.
You always die, bear that guy.
Bear that guy right there, he is spreading lies.
He is a spy for the criminal.
He has been activated with a sleeper agent word
and he will be reporting back to Putin within the hour.
Kill him.
In the game of course, in the game.
You died kind of a lot,
but I'm gonna pound that man pussy a lot.
You know, just stop talking about that.
I'm talking about
No Russia in the chat
Never seen Pia died not once in my life. Thank you. Thank you. Say it now someone speaks the truth now
Someone speaks the truth
It takes a brave man to come out and say the truth and a world of lies when you are lying
You're lying right here in front of me
I did whatever you said to do
Oh, I got the next one. Let's go
This to gimmick you'll be round to know that I am headed toward
Boston the five as we speak as we speak my god
As we spot as you can confident. Oh, I'm feeling good. I feel it. Listen. Let me tell you something
I've got a new bus ain't nobody beat me
Ain't nobody being a new base. I
I gotta get your new bus to give me an anubis and then it would be double anubis and then everything's gonna
Cheap don't see a new which is just too good. He's he is probably the sole reason. I mean all these bosses
I've been left in the dust without him I
Notice he is very good. He is very good
Listen after this boss is done if you are open and free I will help you get one more new bus
Just for you, big man.
I will be open.
I will be free.
I'm getting worth this when I have 600,000 health.
I will not be able to beat something with 600,000 health.
I struggle to beat the last boss and it has 75,000 health.
This would be impossible.
I will have to come back to base and rethink strategy.
Strategy jump.
Oh, what if we just get five of doobers in?
That is...
Yeah.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a moment.
Mr. Spaddle of the Greenies, wake it back!
Specs, I'm consenting.
Hey, Peanuts, I have a suit of armor in my home that we named Sir Reginald.
An excellent name.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
And that's why I chose it for my kingly title.
Sir Ricky Regional Man of the Reginald, Ricky Reg... Ricky Regional...
King of all the lands of the Third God.
Esquire.
Hmm. Hmm. It's a space force guy again. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I thought your job didn't
exist and it was just a Netflix show.
He's had our daughter two weeks ago loving the power of videos, currently playing it
myself. Hope you're doing well, brother. One day I'm hoping to make a sick bird peanut
patch he was a US he was a oh oh
condensate you should name your daughter
Reginald no wait no no Reginald
Reginald lady Reginald Reginald Reginald
Reginaldissimo now that's your name that's
your name that's your name right oh my
Oh my god. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh, things are not going good. All right. Well
Well, what would try what would try it right there?
What would try right there? What would try what would try?
We'll stop. We'll stop on this rock up here. Oh
Regina
There's a stupid name
Silly
Silly a silly
Fool's name a fool's name
Regilisimo demands, demands respect, demands respect.
It demands that you be heard in a room full of hundreds.
You will be heard of the loudest of the most domineering.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
All right, time to kick this pussy's ass.
He thinks he can go against me. Bad chance. Bad chance.
And I know hunts. Alright, bounce off.
I've got a pretty good estimate on how bad this chance is.
Locking.
Get it!
Oh shit, I've landed on the fast travel, oh fuck!
Oh my god!
No worries, gentlemen. We will just win on the first try. No worries. No worries. No
worries.
What's the, uh, what's the evil wheel again?
One moment. I'm going into a heavy battle that'll just be right back.
Good luck.
Rocket.
Oh, good heavens.
Rocket!
Get a picture of it!
Oh, my God.
It's already over.
Oh, my God.
It's already so over.
Oh, my God.
It's already so over.
Holy Dingle, it's so over.
Holy dingaloo to show over
Do something prove by them and kill up
Okay, all right
Oh!
We can do something, Mr. Noobus! Do something!
Oh!
We are so dead. We are so dead. Oh my god, we are so dead.
It's over. It's over. We lost, boys. There's no way we can do this.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I'm having!
Oh
We
That, uh, the cookie crumble sometimes was at is just how she blows.
That is the motion of the ocean sometimes, boys.
Hey guys, I'm back!
I got him!
You got the boss?
No.
I lost horribly and have no chance of beating him whatsoever.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
No.
Oh, yeah
Okay, so so I'm gonna have to come back so I think you know how I told you I just keep doing bosses until I get me to
Me more I can't be this one. It's not possible. Okay, you've hit your limit. You've hit the Ubus
the limit I
Think I I actually don't really know what to do. I mean I've got
I've got a do base God. We got metal armor guns
Leveling our Pokemon beyond level 32 could be possibly oh, yeah, I forgot they match your level. Yeah, I gotta okay
I gotta level up. Oh, yeah, that's all I gotta do is level up. Oh, so I'm gonna fly around
Hold on. Yeah, what's the fastest way you get a new best?
And you do the boss or is this a regular?
Wouldn't you like to know why
Let me paint you a picture, Genji. Let me paint you a picture.
Let me paint you a picture. Hundreds and hundreds of blue balls. Yeah! Yeah!
This is what I'm... Okay, so the... Some of the Pokémon that you are getting,
I don't know how you're getting them because the blue balls are literally 0% chance.
It's never actually 0%.
percent. Well, I won't lie. Actually, the new bitch I got was actually super duper lucky.
I won't even lie to you. I used 40. It was about 45 green balls, and I had a 0.05 percent
chance I believe. I got, yeah, I got really lucky. I did 40. I did 40. Then we went back
with gimmick and we threw like 250 and it worked so yeah yeah while he was at
like 10% health yeah we got like 10% health I threw like I believe it was a
hundred green balls and like a hundred fifty blue balls and he threw all his
balls and we still could get another one so I got really lucky on the first one
That is insane.
Yep, yep.
Yes sir, yes sir, yep.
And now we can, we can mass produce the gold balls.
The gold balls?
So I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, yeah, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Well, I did just get that, I just got the best minor in the game.
So we can probably get a bunch of copper to mass produce even faster.
You mean?
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, put them on the mind put them on the mind
Oh, let me grab my my I'm just real quick life. I
Unfortunately didn't save the fast travel
Cuz I'm an idiot and so I've got to
Yes, yes, I've got to
Well, I've got a scale this mountain here. I've got a climb Mount Everest for just short spell
nothing too brash and I'll be right home I'll be right home easy peasy
licking his leg. I'm fighting a boss level 42 named skim. It'll take a while but I'm
definitely gonna win this. I might even capture him. How easy is it to make an
ammo or make ammo because I'm I'm seeing a bunch of guys saying get a weapon get a
guy. They're saying the same thing they're saying the same thing. I feel like I don't want to sit that all day making ammo. I already spent half the damn time
making crap I don't want. It's also iron. Until we are absolutely just covered in iron, like
every single time we use iron, that's a saddle we can't make, that's a gold ball we can't make,
that's uh, you know, I'm not, the guns are unimportant to me at the moment. I'm not gonna lie,
I think we have one, I want one. Of course, of course. Right, I'm not gonna lie, I think,
Give it I think we have to do is move I really have to I really have to move to a place where there is a lot of metal
Even with the good-minding guys do base. Okay. That's another thing. Yeah, I we everybody says move the base
I agree, but it's one of like
57 things on the list of things we need to do
Then we have those like can we just make a bunch of those we can have we can have two bases
We don't we don't have to move. We just have to make another baby
Who not now?
You are not now buckaroo you're not now. You hold your horses
But hold on now. You hold your horses buckaroo
But no, no, you hold your horses buckaroo you hold your horses
but I
Well 70 negative 400 is where I'm getting where the best place is to build hold on buckaroo
You slow you you slow your roll you slow your roll buckaroo
All right, but I know that I'm no you know, yeah, you saw your old buckaroo
No, I said yeah, my mom paid what I say the Dean my mom paid the Dean she said
Mm-hmm. I couldn't be expelled. Well, hold on now. You were school. Yeah, listen. Why don't we just build a bunch of those?
metal mining things at the base
But that way or no
That would that would work
But I think actually having nodes on the base grounds. It would be is gonna be much better
Okay, okay. All right, so we're building a new base it sounds like
Sounds like we're building a new base to me. It sounds like we're building a new base
I'm getting a lot of coordinates yet negative 169 negative 221
I'm getting a lot of coordinates you a lot of coordinates
Okay, I've caught the boss in one ball and I can't catch a regular ass fucking
Pokemon. I won gold ball. I catch the boss. I threw 15 gold balls at a regular,
a regular, non-boss just out in the field out and about on a Tuesday night
Pokemon. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, the blue balls are the best balls in
whole game the other ones are completely unnecessary completely unnecessary you
don't need red ones your gold ones your degree in ones all completely unnecessary
and we're off actually we always buy yourself okay okay all right let's get
this built up quick because I'm not trying to spend bunch of hours building
base where is the best spot for metal to build we just we just build a quickie get
a bunch of mining mons out there and a smelting mons and then leave them leave
them get depressed 29 negative 49 let me see what that is here in negative 646
243 but I mean I'm sure there's more than one great spot that doesn't look too
good anywhere else negative 261 negative 215
that looks pretty open that looks like a nice face to build because I want a nice
I want this base to be big, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The, the spot we, yeah, we gotta do a nice flat ground.
But it's gotta have nodes on it.
Nodes, nodes, at least three, I say at least three nodes.
190-38.
Oh my god, I found another quiver.
At least I know where this spot is now.
I should, I gotta weird feeling about this one.
He said, peanut, please trust me if you want it big.
I'm kind of believe this guy.
I believe this guy.
Okay.
All right.
Well, let's go take it out.
Let's go take it.
Let's go take a peep.
Let's go take a little peep.
Let's go take a little peep here.
Let's see if this is much good.
And see if this would be a new one.
Here we are.
Ooh, it's gonna be a bit chilly.
A bit nippus, Mr. gimmick.
So put your jacket on
It's gonna be a bit nippy. So put your jacket on piece of socks on maybe double layer some boots
It's a nice warm sweatpants
earmuffs
You're gonna watch you're gonna want some pot of some hand warmers in your pocket
You're gonna want you're gonna want me maybe a double layer long sleeve shirt
You're gonna want you're gonna want a hat maybe a beanie
I'm just gonna get through this light battle real quick.
And now that I think about it, this game does copy a bunch of other games and one of those
games that copies kind of is Archive of Evolved and Archive of Evolved has a ton of metal
in the snow.
So it stands to reason that they might not be able to get through this.
One of those games that copies kind of is arcs live and evolved and our time evolved has a ton of metal in the snow
But stands the reason they might have copied that aspect as well, which would be nice
It'd be very nice
I believe it. I believe it.
Mm-hmm.
Um, Hulk's green sack, uh, scent.
Mr. Knight, how does it feel that your people are coated in chocolate and eaten as M&M?
It's genocide!
Yeah, that is all.
It is genocide!
Any questions to catch this quiverin real quick?
Then I have to meet my people that have been for many a month!
Many a month!
I will stop them if it's the last thing I do!
Stamina or something what's going on? What's going on? Who are you?
It is very very nippus up here. I'm even dying with a with an anti-cold jacket on
Be a double anti-cold jacket holy dingle. Holy dingle. Oh my goodness. Holy dingle McFingal. Oh
My goodness, England McFingal it. Oh, I whoo a piezo
So, uh-oh, send power from the source
to all the panels to the core panel to unlock the door.
Woo!
This is gonna be a tough one.
This one really makes you think.
Oh man.
Oh my God, that was crazy.
Holy shit.
Phase moment?
Is that gonna be my phase entry clip?
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Second
Makes you have sucked in schematic oh god 25 notes quit
I said a little intellect thank you guys
Sorry guys sometimes I
Do not even consider my own superior intellect
I read you guys were all there hmm scratchy your noggins
So hmm, how do you do that hmm guys do not worry?
I will handle all the thinking I will handle all the thinking for everyone
Everybody I will handle it. I you are talking to sir
Sir Ricky sir Ricky regional manager Reginald
Take them all the lands, the third-ass squad.
Oh, hold on.
I'm gonna have to get some more warm.
Guys, we're gonna have to get some more warm.
We're gonna have to get some more,
we're gonna have to get some more warm real quick.
Have to, maybe head on down here.
Maybe head on down over here.
Maybe head on down.
Hmm.
Gimmick, Mr., oh, Gimmick!
Yes, you happen to be anywhere nearby.
I've seen I've seen the father and I can't get up
I'm in I'm in a bit of a situation. Oh taking time taking time
I knew plan new plan oh
You know we have a tower right there fine. Oh, you're fine. We are fine
We're good tower right there boys
Hmm stop wasting time just respond dude
Chief is 306 a.m.
on a Wednesday morning
Let's all not pretend like any of us got shit to do right now. Okay pal. I know I don't I
Know I don't okay. Let's all settle down for a second. Let's all settle down
for a
moment here let's slow our road slow our road chief okay
Pokemon you try to get the angel dragon who the angel dragon who the angel dragon
yes the angel dragon oh my the angel dragon out of a great a fortune hmm huh
oh really I really oh lord I need to buy we I need to get listen I need to get
Yeah, you got make a lot of balls make a lot of balls
I need to fly back to my body and then I'm going back to base
Oh my god, this guy was so right
Need some snacks to alleviate my sorrow
Oh
Okay, I'm gonna say it's someone playing on our server and I don't know this is like a man-made base
Guys we can we steal this can we steal this you tell me I can steal this to make it ours that thing is that thing?
What oh
Oh, dude, that would've been sick.
See, I wanna base as cool as this.
I wanna base as cool as this right now.
I wanna base as cool as this.
I want it five times as cool as that.
Yeah, gotta head to this spot
that's gotta be talking about, hold on.
Now, follow me, gang.
On the mountain top, we come on.
At least it was over here.
Is it not over here?
You said it right here.
Oh, up, oh, I see you, oh, up here, oh, come to me, take your voice, take your voice.
Oh, that's, whew, now we're docking, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
Mr. Gimmick? Mr. Gimmick? Alert! Alert! We're rich! We're rich forever! We're rich forever!
I just found a spot with not one, not two, what the hell is that? Not three, not four,
not five, not six, but seven! Seven metal nodes all in one cluster.
What is this guy doing?
Hallelujah.
From David pray, and please the Lord.
Hallelujah.
Oh, this is good news.
That is good news.
Because I need to make one million
with old balls.
Gotcha!
I just wrote it down in my to-do list.
One million
gold
Gold
Balls billions of coal rocks for two. All right. These are coal rocks. You have coal and metal here. Well, that's what we
Refine refining
Yeah, I feel like if we build our base up here, these will stop responding though
So I guess we can't really build our base here. Can we I?
Found a lunaris. Is that really good? I think it came from a meteor. I don't know flat spot like that
But like without someone building on it
What a really cool base is this lunaris from the
Meteor
Well, they respond even if you build right like if I build right here on top of it
It'll see it'll respond even like it'll respond in my house
It'll just appear in my house
Hmm, I'll be where they will not
Hmm, I see that's a doozy that's a bit of a doozy
So I need the perfect base spot and see this is perfect for minerals, but we don't you don't have um
There's no space for money to actually put the house.
Is there a better spot?
Make a farm here.
Farm base only. Oh, that just sounds annoying, though.
See, I don't want to build a farm base, right? I want to build a main base.
Uh...
Wait, why can't we build a main base?
Well, see, there's only enough room for a farm base here. There's a lot of nodes, but...
Can you build off of the mountain? How- How crazy are like, physics in this game?
Do- Do you-
I mean, you could build-
You could build, uh, wooden...
...supports, and...
...and make it flat. Yeah, I've seen some crazy builds in this game.
I don't know if it was vanilla or not, but...
Okay, let's... okay, I'm gonna stop by there.
I saw a YouTube short earlier with some crazy bases.
You can build some wild bases.
So I assume if you build just a flat plot off the side of a mountain, it could still work.
Hey, how do you make floors?
How do you make floors?
Uh...
Is this just in your B menu?
Did you not do the...
It's a good technology for it. Oh, yeah, we got it learning yet.
I knew there's a really good spot near Hippocrate Hill.
Which is a hell of a name for an area.
hmm hmm hmm hmm ultra kill collab set oh it's pretty dope that's pretty cool
hmm but you actually wouldn't
Oh, wait, hold on, what if we get out of stone?
I want to do wooden, wooden stupid.
Stone is far superior!
Far superior!
I guess you have a lot more wood than stone right now.
Apparently right by the Fangloat boss.
Yeah.
There's also a good spot.
I'm just, everybody's just spamming and chatting.
This is the perfect spot, and they all have different,
different coordinates
I mean, is that spot not gonna work?
Is your spot, okay, is your spot better than this spot?
If your spot is better than this spot, put yes,
comma, the coordinates, but I swear to God,
if I go to some fuck-ass spot,
I'm banning your ass.
Yes, negative 160, negative 220, okay.
Alright, negative 160,
negative 220.
okay all right see now I think we're talking that looks flat with a lot of
rude to build okay okay all right okay all righty all right let's see what's
Crackle-acken! Let's see what's Crackle-acken!
Your desolate church is also...
Let's see what's Crackle-acken!
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of... I'm seeing multiple people say desolate church.
Look at the neighbors with Jinji.
No, no, no, no.
The Jinji Guild is that of usurpers and evil.
I will not live within a mile radius of those fools, those heathens, those cretins.
All they do is lie, rob and steal.
Mm-hmm. Really?
Yes. Yes.
That is all they do.
Jinzy and her guilt.
Jinzy, is that true?
No.
Down there, look, it's kind of crazy.
Do you have it live robbed or stolen?
Or just two out of three?
She knows it is true.
She knows it is factual.
It's not true.
It is highly true.
Highly true.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of flat area here, but I'm not...
Let me go back here.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Alright, I'm seeing one...
Get that egg!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
It's not a huge one, I only get huge eggs.
Anyone else lagging?
I'm not lagging at all.
Yeah, I get it here and there for a second.
All right, hold on.
It was a huge one?
All right, you tell me what you got and I'll tell you what I got.
No, it wasn't.
No, it was a huge dragon egg.
Are you...
No, that was at most a large dragon egg.
At most...
All right, I will vent your back.
I will vent your back.
All right.
But if you're lying, I'm gonna fuck you.
If you're lying, if you are, if you are, if you are fooling me,
If you intend on already playing one guy and fooling me, I will fuck you, silly
Let us see what's going on
Let us see this huge
Dragon egg. Let us see this oh humongous
It's...
...BRAGON EGG.
Let's take a peek.
Let me get another shipper.
You want a beat?
That was obviously a test, gentlemen.
Do you think of me as a...
...some fool?
As some buffoon, some idiot?
Is that what you think of me?
That was obviously a test, gentlemen.
You passed the test.
Congratulations, those hands.
Congratulations, you passed the test.
Gotta keep you on your toes.
Well, let me check the one down here then.
This one might also be a huge,
huge, oh my God, two huge dragon eggs.
I deserve this one.
I'll take this one.
I deserve this one.
All right.
That is fine.
I haven't suffered a good talk on this one as well.
You can share it.
You can share it on the light.
It's a little up at night.
You suffer.
You suffer as one.
Backyard there.
Backyard there we travel.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Gimmick deserves one? I'd... I would rather...
Quack!
What are those things? I would rather toss that egg from the highest mountain
than to ever restore a pod, Mr. Gimmick.
One of these fine eggs.
Hmm. Hmm.
Yeah.
See, maybe I might do it.
So I'm probably just crack both of them open and then give them the poop one
Yeah, honestly, this is a flat spot
I'm not seeing as much metal but I feel like because it's a flat spot our guys can just go wander and get some how far do
You guys go how far do like our animals go will they go all the way over that metal rock over there?
The blue circle is not far
Oh
Oh, that's stupid then oh well then oh my god, okay, here it is
All right, we went you find it. Yeah, we went all right. This is the main base and the farm base right here main base farm base
Wow
What a great spot. Oh
I found a spot with okay. I have one two three four five six seven eight
eight iron one two three one cold two stone nugs I've got eight pretty flat iron and one
two three four five six seven coal on perfectly flat land okay well that'd be that'd be this
all right let's proceed let's proceed we're uh wait put down put down another thing and
We should be able to have two at once so we can fast travel between the two.
But yeah, wait, you put up the thing right now?
So if you, yeah, so at our base, if you go to our thing, it says we can have two bases.
I'll put that light on, see?
One moment, we get a little bit stoned.
And then, you know, we can, if we really want it, we don't have to keep this base.
You can get that base up and running as like a...
We want it to be our farm base and then we can relocate this...
Main base somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know.
I want to make this base a few bunkers.
Okay, if you want to make the base big, if you want to make that a main base slash farm base,
I think we need to build a structure that has multiple levels.
Problem is our pals, apparently pals have a hard time in structure.
Oh
Which we came and building a cool base because there's there's stupid
Kind of that's what I thought that's what I've heard
We not anymore. No, they don't
Well, it literally happened yesterday where I had to move some things outside because the house could well
I'm not gonna lie. Our base is not very roomy
It's not very roomy. That's true. Maybe if we you know what maybe we don't put a door
We put ramps and just keep an open front side an open con sore an open
Rustic look to the base
minimalistic
Exactly exactly good. They can be work. Oh, Mr. Danny
What good bad good up bad and mr. Space Pumping my boys one good bad good up bad
Well, okay, our- our- our whole operation is to make it a tidal by faster than the heart of love and peace.
God speed, bitches, man! Thank you for your service, good man.
Yeah, yeah, we've got- we've got-
It's for protecting our-
Even in our regular base right now, we've got a whole operation up the-
Good dream of those hooligans out there! They want our freedom, they want our money!
Making 32 gigaspheres.
U.S.A. U.S.A. Make them work again!
64 or was made while I was gone in the last like 40 minutes.
What is this guy talking about?
Oh, okay.
What is this guy talking about?
And imagine, imagine.
What is this guy talking about?
I have literally no idea what this guy is talking about.
Oh yeah, uh-huh.
Not for sure.
Uh-huh.
That's for sure.
That's what I was trying to say.
I'm pressing it.
I get it.
See, I get it.
Trust me, it's good.
Alright, so I still don't really know how this thing works.
The box is like the inside or the outside.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna go ahead and put this right here.
I just like to bring it up.
Can you get some out of here?
Bam!
Alright!
Done and done!
You can now teleport over here, box!
Beautiful!
Now we built!
Now!
I
Say kind of wanted to face a little bit more towards the opening. I don't like how it's not facing towards the opening
I will be destroying this now
Okay, yeah, this is this is the one whoever whatever chatter gave you this location
Okay, it needs to receive
Place you some kind of a fallacious. Yeah
That's a song right? It's like an Italian
in front of like Italian classical music?
It's Italian classical music, correct.
Correct, mm-mm-mm.
Yeah, I'm not so.
That's better.
Okay, now it's time to build.
Oh, yeah, one note is missing, but that's fine.
That's fine.
It only costs three stone to make a foundation.
I can make the biggest base ever.
What the hell?
Okay, so right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
right here. We've got plenty of room to do a nice open concept situation right here.
I don't really like how this game works with building things. I want to build around here
and put this inside, but I can't because well, maybe we just encapsulate the entire thing
in here. Wait, why can't we build? You can't build foundations before you build that.
I don't know. Well, I don't know, but like...
I don't think you can put this on a foundation. I don't think you can.
Got it, got it. They really, I mean, they really want us to be out there. It's really an open format type of game.
Well, you, apparently you can. I tried that at the beginning when we started yesterday, but it didn't let me. Let me try one time.
Maybe, maybe, you have an idiot?
Maybe.
It doesn't really yeah, this was a happening last time. It was like it's like going through it
Let's all okay now what is control
Oh
Okay
Oh, now that makes sense
I mean, we would probably want it like
Right here then because if I put it right here, we can't encapsulate it cuz it's rock
But we put it right here. We can have that open concept in the back. I mean
You know that open concept
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, huh would you mind moving your fat ass? Oh
Okay, but before we start, let's make sure this encapsulates everything.
Oh, it's out here.
We're gonna have an open concept right here.
Yeah, yeah.
Plenty of room to build right here, which is great.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
The blue circle does not encapsulate.
Look.
Only one note.
Oh, two nods.
Two nods.
Okay.
What if we put it right in the middle back here, then?
Well, you had it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like right here right here. Who cares if it's outside just put it outside and then
I know
This space is going to be perfect I will not compromise I will not
We're not gonna have enough room in this spot for relaxation
Okay, all right do it do it see just see it hold on where we put it like right between these two rocks
Betwixt the twist is that good enough? Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it put it down
Let's put it down. Let's see it. I'll see you out. We're doing an open-close concept anyways
We're doing an open-close concept. Okay. This is the edge right here. We're missing one note back here boss
We're gonna that we ain't gonna get that note. We ain't gonna get that note. Why not that note?
Cuz then we're gonna if we if you go for that note
Then we're gonna have no room to actually build anything because we can't build where the nodes are because then the nodes won't spawn
We have to have this area here to actually build
A pure farming waste base for farming purposes only
But if you keep this area here, you can really build a nice supple.
Something with good energy, a good feng shuang, maybe a gazebo, fire pit, some outdoor furniture from Costco.
Okay, I know what to do now. I know what to do now. Okay.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, what's going on now? What am I doing?
Okay, watch and learn. Watch and learn. Okay? Watch and learn here. Watch and learn. This
might seem complicated to you, but to someone of my IQ and EQ it is quite simple. Just try
to follow along. Try to follow along, okay? Right. Someone of my high IQ, high EQ. Okay,
Are we going to sacrifice some people?
Are we not going to sell the people?
We're just going to kill them on this altar?
Listen, listen, listen very carefully.
Very carefully.
All right?
Okay.
Very, very carefully.
We're going to build on top of the notes.
You see this?
Now...
This might actually work.
Hold on, what happens if I destroy this?
Is everything full of bars?
No. I'm a genius.
I'm a thousand years beyond my time, no one is smarter than I.
No one, even Einstein, would revel at this base.
He'd be tossing in his grave knowing I about to smarter than him.
Uh huh.
Uh, it's okay.
You can move your fat ass!
Okay, uh, no.
That's the cold, the kettle calling the cold kettle.
There we are.
Pot calling the kettle black. It means too high. What do you mean too high?
Is it not why they're saying too high
Go one more hot still seems seems to still work. I'm seeing the borders right here borders right here
Well, they're saying that he
larger pals
He died man
The big pals big pals won't fit
Okay, I'm just gonna trust him on this one. I'm just gonna trust them. Let me destroy this for a hundred time
You gotta go to up there saying oh
I see what they're saying. They're trying to have sex with me. Okay
They want to have sex with me
Okay. All right
Beautiful now how much support does something like this really need like like I kind of want to test this real quick
What if I get there?
I don't know.
He's Minecrafted?
I don't know. I'm just guessing.
Wait, let's see if he's Minecrafted. I'm gonna destroy this builder.
And the stairwell, it's even scholars, okay, so we've learned something
You've learned something. See my support feature. See my snow. Yes. I wonder how much
This can support
There it is, okay
There it is needed could it so it's not based on weight is just based on connection. What about you destroy these pillars?
Oh, yeah, okay, so you get my not based on connection or wait
It looks like no it looks like it's based on connection because the stairs the stairs are still here
How far can you realistically build out? Let's see. Let's take a little look
Not enough support. Okay, you see that so there is support
They're a support right there. Well, it shouldn't be a problem pillars here and there
Keepers niggity pillars
Here we go, and we go now we're looking good. All right, okay
Where do we get stoned at?
Can we kill this guy? Who is this guy?
He's just kind of pissing me off.
Alright.
Well, you literally had to summon God.
Okay, the- we- okay, well, he destroyed one of our-
Uh, wait.
What? You didn't do that?
He did that?
Yes.
So let's not summon you, pal.
Well, no, hold on, no, I think I know the why, I know the reason it happened.
It's because we don't have the computer here.
So he's able to damage it.
Oh, yeah.
That actually makes sense.
Yes.
What?
That makes sense.
But yeah.
I get to repair it.
You have to throw the computer here.
Well, hold on, we gotta repair the base.
It's ridiculous.
ridiculous that they do better
repairing perfect I got this better
repairing
okay the base will not be yellow I have
the glass remove that bag at once we
are not making a McDonald's when our
whole bases of McDonald's and he didn't
seem to care we are not making a
Mcdonald we are making a cool base that will make our enemies tremble you think
our enemies would tremble when they when they think they're pulling up to hold a
fucking happy meal you know heart disease is the one of the leading killers
actually they will know that we mean business because we are the biggest
killers in the world that's right what if we make a casino
Well a McDonald's casino McDonald's casino a deadlier a deadlier's
detriment it couldn't even be imagined
ah we're cooking ah was it a sphere or is it a cone that's the question it looks
like a sphere what what the hell are you talking about so the higher you rate is
it if it's a sphere the higher you raise it you're actually getting less
ground we actually do not have the final node I don't know it's right on the tip
yeah I know we never had that I think they might still mind that I'm not even
lying they there's a chance it's on the top it's on the tip they're walking
I'm using it as a cone slash dome.
We need more, we need better storage.
What's up better storage than I can learn?
Iron chests?
Oh no, yeah, you're just talking nonsense.
You're just talking nonsense.
All right, I'm making a McDonald's.
Okay, you stop turning the base into a McDonald's.
It is not a McDonald's.
You'll never figure out how to paint so you can't start.
I already know how to paint.
Ridiculous, wait what's a storage container set? It's 100 ingots
Look at that if you get stores container sets
100 ingots I think word that this was like crazy. I'm getting word. This was crazy. I
Like the sound of it, and we're gonna have ingots to spare we might
I
Start with all right at them. Oh, I mean whether it's not worth it have the iron. Oh, hold on. I mean whether it's not worth it
For a single chest. I yeah
Maybe eventually when we when this thing's up and running. Oh
What about an antique storage cabinet set is that how many spots does that have?
I have no idea what this is bound to be a good chess in this game a metal sets
how about a metal sets I'm genius yeah that is why I'm in charge of this but
others of this construction project perfect that is why I'm talking this
construction project here we go yes you make this do you make the structure I
will do the color wait I'm gonna put here's the box guy I was talking about
by the way Jim oh yeah yeah I saw some of those oh he's taking a little nap he's
taking a little okay and he's down hold on what's he up to and he's what's he up
to oh my goodness it's a power within a pound oh look at that hey now that's not
bad at all that's not bad at all maybe we'll put a new mission there may be on
to some you might be honest you might be cooking you might be cooking the storage
container set has cargo crates apparently what are we doing what are we
What are we doing?
You're in charge of destruction?
What am I in charge of decorations?
No, no!
No!
It's a grab floor McDonald's and it kind of transitions into the play place.
Is this the slide?
Weeeeeee!
See?
You were right, you were right.
This is this is the meta this is the meta
It's beautiful
Okay, so all right, so we need we need storage
How do we make story report?
We teleport to our old base. Okay, guys. All right
Absolutely and Gorge doesn't matter if we're overweight because we can just teleport right back here. Okay. All right
Okay, okay, and then once we get a couple of storage bins, I'm gonna go get a ton of stone
It actually only takes like three stone to make each one ace, which is really really good
I'm really this we have a way thousands of stone at base
I'm gonna take my egg thing that I built yesterday. It's mine. I'm taking it
I'm just saying we have like thousands of stone. Did you just?
Yeah, I just broke the egg thing suck upon vine fat wiener and once
Yeah, you know, we should we should move some stuff over there. I mean if this that's gonna be our main base
We can turn this into
Something else. I mean eventually we could just strip this place
I should we just hit this place and make that place a main base another base
And there's no point for this base anyone that one has farm that one has our main base fuck this base
Let's do it
I'm stuck in the crafting animation now
Look at me! Look what you've done!
My apologies! My apologies! My apologies!
Oh my god!
That was a little too...
Too kind! Too much!
Oopsie boopsies! Oopsie boopsies! My apologies!
It will not happen again! It will not happen again, Montessori!
Lord, do we go on and sit back from disassembly?
I have no idea. I sure hope so. I sure hope so.
We bet. If we don't, you have just... you have just ruined us.
I believe we may. I believe it is possible.
Okay.
Beautiful.
You have any stone on you?
Excellent answer have stoned. I don't know because the second you broke everything I became cucumber. I
Don't know what I have on me. We don't even have a storage bin
We didn't even make it a bond vine ween it with great haste
Eat a bond vine ween it with a haste of a thousand lines
It's like a snake eating its own tail. I
Have a hundred eighteen stone
Eat a bond vine ween it with great haste
Yes
Think I won't
You shall you shall eat a bond vine weenit with haste of a thousand of a thousand rabbits
You tempt me with these
We know we are only using snapping in this whole base. We're only using snapping. Fuck you. I don't care
I mean, I'm not anti-snapping. Sounds good to me.
Well, it's not sounds good when you see how little efficiency that snapping does.
No way we are doing... No way! No way!
What?
That's... That's... What?
What?
That's the maximum amount of boxes you can do with snapping?
yes yes it's insane well deal with it I want this base look nice and orderly
this is not a a rock this house it would not be a rock this looks there
would not be ruckus around here we will have a nice orderly home fuck you
like that looks like a cardio base we're gonna have to run you're gonna have to
run and we're gonna get 10,000 steps before we even leave this go through the
front door fuck you we are building the base with it's gonna be pristine you look
very nice all the other bases will envy us
you'll make it there slugger you'll make it there I'll be right back and not back
I'm heading on back.
Heading on back boys, I'm getting word that the cargo plane has 40 slots, but I think
the cargo plane would be kind of large.
It is a big crate, but it's really good.
Now that you mention it, this doesn't look like a McDonald's.
I don't know what I was thinking letting you do anything.
I should not let you touch the single thing.
I thought you loved McDonald's.
I was going to make a ball pit with the remainder of our stone.
That would be great.
Then peanut can be the ball.
That is very rude and racist.
That is very rude and racist, Genji.
No, the guild chest. What the hell is a guild chest? I keep seeing guild chests everywhere.
What the hell is a guild chest?
I meant the faintest idea.
I have to unlock it.
A guild chest?
I got a large scorching egg.
Huge frozen egg?
It's the best box.
I'm gonna get my personal box here and remake it so we don't have any
I don't think you get it though until you're like higher level
I don't even think I'm high here we go there we go for the guild box guild box is level 41 issues
we approach we approach it
we approach it again
Alright, things are looking up. I don't know why he's building that base the long way.
But he, as so he desires, as so he desires, he will do it. He will will it. But there's
a will there's a way.
There's a will?
Oh, he came back around this side. Let's, okay, let's see here. Let me see. Okay, I'm
I'm going to build an egg now.
Over here will be our egg space.
This will be where all the eggs will be.
Egg space.
This will be the certified egg location.
Do you understand?
I'm the exact exact egg.
I'm getting the fuck.
Oh my gosh.
CEO?
What?
Get what?
This is what?
What?
Who are you?
Who are you people?
What is going on?
Who are you people?
I don't know.
Can you build outside the circle? Wait, hold on.
Wait, no, but then Jinji's lesion can come kill us.
He's sad. We shouldn't.
He's sad.
Yeah, I'm telling him come kill you.
Yeah, you're gonna kill us.
How's he gonna come fuck with us tomorrow?
We should keep it in the circle
so they can't touch that thing.
Wait, did he fuck with you yesterday?
Yes!
Yes, he did.
I mean, I guess today?
He talked to me.
A crime punishable by death by hanging.
Oh.
Hmm, but the egg will go right here. Oh, my button. Oh, my button again. Hmm.
Now, you know what? The eggs didn't go. No, no, no. Okay, hold on. Eggs will go right
here. This is going to be the certified egg location. This will be the certified egg
location. That's horrendous. I know. I know. Oh, it's punishment. Oh, thank you, good
I'm gonna put one of my dragon eggs in here as well. Is there any way to by the way to keep the dragon
Whatever the shit like oh
We use them to keep it out of the side
You're gonna put a roof over it and then put some campfires next to it. So I don't I don't know. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it depending on the weather
But I need to see inside the weather. There's a matter. It's annoying. It's very annoying. It'll just leave it
It'll take instead of three minutes. Yeah, it's not like you can hurt it a little bit. It takes a little longer
You know what? No, this would be the great hall. This would be a two stack. I
Would not be seen as lesser by the other houses of the server. This would be a two stack room
You will even expand from there as well
This this would be a two stack hall room
To show our grand or
a grand door said like gondor uh grander um um no it's who yes yes it is
do it
okay all right okay we need more stone i'll do i will be i will be back at once
I'll be back at once!
Follow me, gentlemen!
Alright, this is going swell.
Oh my god, our base looks magnificent.
Woo!
Our base looks magnificent so far!
You see it's all coming together right before our very eyes!
Oh my god...
Yeah, Jesus!
Really?
Yeah, all the time!
All the time!
The little two by three still or have you moved?
Uh...
You might want to find a more efficient way of getting stuck this kind of sucks
Can I hop on your hog
What if I ride your hog
You know my dog
No, I'm bonk.
Oh, you know what? I don't own the saddle for it. I just remember it.
Never mind. Never mind.
You gotta get that saddle. It's still the best, it's still the best mining outfit.
Still the best mining that I've found.
So much faster.
Obviously, once everything's automated, it won't matter, but at the moment, we're lower than that.
Daddy Kim's Laps asked me, hey Mr. P, just to-
Hang on!
with jobs in this chat while what in the weboo fuck is this game thank you in advance my nutta
haha stop asking about this weird game i am busy polishing my froggy pecker and ignoring your boring
employment talk i think i think the frogs are the fritz again guys uh we might want to stop
talking to the guy we might want we might want to stop talking to the guy until till 10c does a
quick reset i can tell that guy's about three chats away from saying a froggy slur
Oh
I just realized I don't even know if I'd be mining start. No, we have a lot of stone back in the base
Take the old base. Oh
Yeah
I said, I said we have thousands of stone. Just load up there when there's just paid me a hundred dollars and said peanut
really out here streaming a kindergarten game at 5 a.m. just to make the payment on his
01 Honda Accord. He spelled kindergarten K-I-N-G-D-A-G-R-A-T-A-N.
No wonder you can't spell it. You never made it past that grade, chief. You never made it
past that grade.
That is possibly the single worst spelling
I have ever seen of any word ever.
That has to be.
It must be.
Genuinely the worst.
I've seen two spelled with too many O's.
I've seen adds spelled with two D's.
But I have never in my entire life seen kindergarten
spelled King the Graton.
King DeGraden.
Oh, no, no. That's the ancient English spelling.
Oh, of course.
That's why.
Oh, no, the German's doing this.
Bon Jois.
Bon Jois, sir.
Bon Jois.
All right, pal. Bon Jois.
And let me tell you, that 0-100
was just fine.
Thank you, mom, and last week,
You know what they say with the hundred quarters of rock and don't come a knock
All right, pal. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't come a knock
What he means is what a hundred percent him
There's no way that someone is that stupid all the time
Oh, that was a zinger. That was a zinger. That was a zinger. That was a zinger.
UFC, what UFC number are we at? UFC 750? Genji vs. Danis.
Honestly, I bet you I could beat this shit out of Dylan Danis. I bet you. I bet you I could beat the fuck out of him.
Yeah, I bet so I can put his ass
Policy I think it's time to get that thing on the books. I thought I was doing Dennis
No, he's taller than you cuz you're fucking dying literally 100 feet
five five
Five what five five?
impossible
Have to put one of those backpacks with the lease on it. She doesn't go crazy
Is he really 5'5"? Hold on, wait a second.
I had to do that, hold on, let me see. How tall is Dylan Danis? Let me see.
Oh, 16. Oh, never mind. Alright.
Well, how much does he weigh? How much is Dylan Dennis way?
Two hundred and five times. Wow. Okay. All right. Nevermind.
Now.
Ah, nevermind.
Budge off.
What did you think?
I don't know. Sometimes in UFC they have like this thing we had under a hundred and fifty times.
Was it like Manny Pac-O?
I've
Would have had many pack out pack out. How are you saying?
But you know you know in the u.s.
See they have weight limits and maybe he was like in the hundred and fifty pound weight limits
We could just kind of pick him up a dog
I mean
That's where I was thinking
Will you stop turning the base into a fucking McDonald's?
What do you I'm not turning it into a McDonald's it is a McDonald's and I'm just keeping it a McDonald's
I
Don't you know on your next way you're gonna come back and all this is gonna be removed. Oh look at the stairs
Here comes the bride
Here she comes here. She comes here. She comes look at her strut
Wait, I was gonna paint it red
here comes the bride may I take your order you're on the outside dumbass you
need the guy coming up oh yeah that's true I brought a load dude I brought a
load
What
Oh, there we go. Oh now we're cooking now we're cooking now we're cooking boss. There we go
There we go
It's beautiful. I think it's be good. Why thank you
You keep I'm gonna keep deep Owen are we are we gonna transfer this whole shit? Yeah, you keep people and I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
Keep building okay
Oh this face is gonna be nice this face I'm telling you right now this face you'll be nice
this is gonna be a nice place to live this should be a nice place to live
right here very nice this is CPO to be a great place great house oh this is
looking very nice
Oh
This is gonna be a fantastic hub. Oh, this is gonna be beautiful. Oh my goodness. I can't wait to live
You in here gimmick
Love you here. There's a family with you here. Oh
Oh my goodness stone together. Oh my god. Yeah, give us a stop. Yeah, let's go together
You've been looting that power oil. Oh
I've got power oil for days
Power oil for days
They call me pallety, I don't know if that I don't know if I'm connected
Liddy Lydian
No.
Pal diddy.
Oh, Pal diddy.
Yeah, a little bit of a stretch, pal.
A little bit of a stretch.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
For the second floor.
Gingy's coming to raid you.
Gingy, are you coming to raid us?
coming right at you how would they even know I'm not streaming
you know this is a beautiful hub wow wow is this all beautiful this is a
Beautiful what we can find another one of these and just set up a farm base
We're stripping this first base. That's true. That's very true
This is the beginning of a brand new thing something that's never been done before in all the history. Oh
This is
Ridiculous absolutely ridiculous
You must be blind
We decided she shan't be served.
You will not.
I don't care if you want a big mac or a medium fry, you will not be served here.
Good.
I don't want that trudge.
Well, you haven't considered the fries.
Fuck you.
You don't eat the fries.
Fuck you.
The Donald's fries are delicious.
Donald's fries are delicious.
are delicious she's talking crazy it's crazy talk I can hear you painting stop
stop and one stop at once and one purpose stop and once that's a leak I
I think. Kind of bleak.
How do you build railings?
Hmm. I don't know what the answer to this.
Oh, I got it.
Okay.
I apparently, there's no way to snap railings.
That's always fun.
That is always fun.
Come on, do it this right!
That makes so much sense.
Hmm.
Hold on.
Okay, at least we did until I finished.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, much nicer.
Oh, well, it still doesn't snap to the location in which I would like to snap.
I will have to manually place this one.
There it is.
There it is there we go peanut can you come downstairs just real quick? Oh, yes. Yes, hold on
I'm a coming
What no you see this arch here. Yep, what do you think about double arches?
No, no we said we said
This is the ugliest out I've ever been in in my life.
Yellow double R.
This is the ugliest out I have ever been in in my entire life.
This is horrendous. This is horrendous. You're a whore. You're a whore.
Ridiculous.
You're a whore and this is horrendous.
Ridiculous.
This is horrendous. This is a crime.
What you're doing right now is a crime.
I'll be back. I'm going to do more depo-ing.
We'll be back soon to finish painting.
What you're doing right now is a crime.
You're committing a crime.
Alright.
The base is coming along just nicely.
I'm gonna finish it off with some light touches now.
Just a bit of finishing.
A bit of finishing now.
Did a finishing never heard nobody wait do we have to upgrade that base or does it start at the uh I
Have no idea. I
Don't know. I would check this
Do you check you check that as you return
How do I
Okay, all right here we go here's something okay now we're kind of coming
Ah, we're cooking. Ah, we're cooking. All right. Now it's coming together. Now it's coming together, boys. Now it's coming together.
I don't know if I want to put this one or just a flat roof. I want it to look sexy. I want it to embody sexiness. You know what I mean?
That's what I was thinking. That's what I was all I'm also I yeah, I think we're on the same page
Well, I wanted to be I want to be something that you look at you say wow is that sexy
I mean
Exactly I
Think so far we're nailing it. You're so far. We're nailing it hundred percent hundred percent
Yeah
I don't know if there's a way to consolidate similar resources from different chests to
all consolidate together.
Wait, what do you mean?
So like, we have like 10 chests, right?
And like, I've been depo-ing, so like three of the chests probably have three separate
stacks of stone.
What?
What have you done?
So, you can go up to the chest, stick it in the wall.
How do you like that, you son of a bitch?
Then chest tab.
You go into your inventory, hold R, and then...
There we are, boys. There we are. There we go.
And you just get the stuff that you don't want to go into chest,
and then you do stow, and it just goes to the nearest chest.
Much nicer. Much nicer.
This looks like a proper kingdom. This looks like a proper kingdom now.
Chest, if they're in separate stacks, right?
Yes.
Yeah
Wow is that beautiful base that is a beautiful base
I can't believe mama default stone
Wee mama ridiculous not even not even jet black
Well, you can only make five colors for some reason. I know you can now you're right
Hey, I we make it black. It's gonna be too dark in here. I don't think that's a good idea
you do any pretty dog well wait listen what if we make it like silver like a
silver
get nice silver
I'm not shy silver I guess that looks pretty nice looks like painted stone
That's the same color as regular stone without the
That looks pretty nice. I like that
Come on. It's like a factory
Kind of no do
Well, we do have a bunch of animal slaves
That's true
All right
How are we liking this? How are we testing it out? How are we liking this daddy cams?
Is this a good one?
Hey!
Yeah!
I can't!
Get my money on you!
Simplified!
Yeah!
I can't!
I would headbutt his tea into his own bowl for free.
Daddy Cam's Laps is a moron.
The frog is on the French.
He is just too touchy with the Jagaslare.
He looks like a...
Like a hab.
It kind of looks like a weird hab.
It's a lot of lead.
Hold on, I have a super chat here from Ruggeroo.
Dylan Dennis, you fight for money, but broke his spot.
You can only donate $50 at a time, and you suck at what you do.
Ah, ah, no, no.
That would be interesting.
That interesting perspective.
Interesting perspective.
And it's always important to look at all the perspectives of a situation all of them interesting
Oh rock guy got
Most people
See you suck at what they do
make like
40 million dollars in a day
Well, no that one that well that actually is true fuck Dylan Dennis. He's a piece of shit. He's a bitch
and oh
and
Don't ask me why cuz I cannot give you good reason, but I will make it up on the spot
Right now right here. Mm-hmm. That's right
Fuck you
Fuck you eat my shit. There it is writing this down
Right that down job that down if you're on it. Oh, it's jotted down
hmm hmm a gimmick to McDonald's no you're not living in a McDonald's there's not
really a thing even believe me what a fucking dream what a dream to live in
McDonald's that is true actually now that you mentioned how do you say it that
way that does sound splendid too much and oh my god sounds so funny imagine if
like you like have like a play pit all yourself like when you like go to bed like
one of us can do something that's right and then you just pop out and you can eat as many burgers as you want
imagine not even getting up from your chair right now just yelling excuse me
two big Macs eyes chicken nuggets a large fry and a coat right there right
there where you are wow was I wrong see was I wrong that's okay you know people
make mistake people make mistake homemade is best it is simply as it it
doesn't have that
cancer taste that I'm used to you know I mean that's right when I make a burger at
home I don't but when someone makes a break it up it's it just doesn't have the
same sponge way you mean it just doesn't feel about cheezus cheezus have that
chemical taste mm-hmm yeah you can't get it any fancy crack nothing there's this
beautiful beautiful soft and supple is beautiful and it is oh my god absolutely
endearing special it's special absolutely endearing yes yes yes that's
right indubitably indubitably indubitably now oh yeah we have plenty
room in here wait oh shit this guy's been I don't know where the what spawns but
I'm gonna assume I
Gotta build the back cable here. We need to save room for like
Ranchers and stuff ranches. Yeah, wait this
That's all I'm gonna build back here. It's me still build on top of a note. I don't think it'll respond. Yeah, I agree
I'm just not sure exactly precisely where the nodes
That we need I already remember
I think we're good. I think we're good
Hmm
Okay, let's see what's going on here. Let me see what's going on here is this
Here we go here we go
He is is nice. It's see now we have this whole back
Backyard is the bridge realize
We need remember the open format thing is this big enough for the big for the big ones to get through this double door
I believe so. Yeah, actually made it too high
I
Worst case scenario what to do the double arches?
Well, I think we have a big one. Don't we we I mean I got like yeah, yeah, yeah, I they should
Yeah, they'll be fine
Hey watch I'm gonna throw it inside the house to go outside
Yeah, see they're fine okay
All right, all right, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna put it. This house is looking nice boys
This house is looking nice in the stairs. This is looking nice. Oh, we oh, we mama
Whoo, whoo
This is what a house is supposed to look like right here
Is this technically counters inside?
I
Mean inside the house no, like how are you inside?
So you I think it dies I
Don't even see you I believe you
Well, we can do wheat now start to wheat instead of berries maybe a threat
Oh, I'm out of rocks.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
There we go. Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking without fire.
Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah
Oh this pillow will decay oh you're right. Oh you're right. That's outside the Hoosier. You're right there
Dude where I wish you still had these nodes
Is this I'm gonna get rid of this. I don't know where the nodes in our house
If I put it out
But the front door might also need to be an arch
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah, it's gonna go down here. Yeah, right because oh
Know what we can just make this inside we just make
Do what what we need what we got here like farm plots and stuff
But I'm just gonna wait for the nose to respond and
Okay, okay, you see what this house is coming along nicely this is a nice-looking house
this is some way you come up this is a nice house it's a villa it's a villa it's
This is a villa. This is a nice house. You see these guys?
This is a nice house. This is a nice house. This is a nice house. This is a great house.
This is a nice house.
Pretty good house.
Oh, this is a nice house.
Wow, is this a nice house?
Wow.
Woo!
This is what I'm talking about right here.
This is what I'm talking about.
Is this what you were talking about?
This is what I'm talking about right here.
What about that, huh?
What about that?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
What about that?
Pretty good.
That's a nice house.
That's a nice house right there.
That's a nice house
Wow
Wow, have we really outdone ourselves this time boss? We have really outdone ourselves
Wait, what happened to my farm?
What's happening to all my shit? Oh, no, everything I'm placing is being deleted as I go
What do you mean? Oh my god
You can't just place infinite
Infinite see these ghost things here. Yeah, I've been placing every
Well, don't worry. This is all shit placement anyways
This is all garbage this is all terrible anyways, no need to worry oh
Like it I seem to be dying in a rapid pace
Okay, all right, let's let's get the production down so first we get the primitive work, but we do you need a primitive workbench to the advanced workbench to everything the primitive workbench has
Because the advanced workbench to all of the primitive workbench yes, okay, we'll even do a big one.
Oh yeah, you're right.
There it is. Now that's the money. That's the money right there. You see that?
That's the money.
that's the money right there there it is right now you see I don't have all the
tech I don't have all like the vinsces and stuff but yeah let me just go buy it
let me just build every batch I'm gonna build the repair bins
repair bins
There we go.
See that?
Now that's how you build a repair bench.
That's okay.
It's a little out of line actually.
It's a little out of line.
I don't like it.
You're stepping a little out of line, sir.
I don't really like that.
Wow.
Oh wow.
What a, what a heinous use.
There it is.
Oh.
Excellent.
That's where it's at.
Okay.
That's a little out of line.
know you're part of the classical style of just line everything around the walls
in a strip. Perfect. How about you shut up? How about you shut up you bitch? I apologize for even
trying honestly. How about you shut your shut mouth? All right pal? How about that? How about that?
Such confidence as you tore my benches apart now you're just lining them single
along the wall and they're not even touching the wall.
You see that? That is perfection. That there is perfection.
That there is perfection. You are witnessing perfection.
One of these bad placements, these are horrible. These are horrendous.
You're forsaking this household with bad architecture.
How are all the chests already full?
We- I have been working very hard.
Also, a lot of treasure books, we haven't built everything out yet.
It's gonna use a lot of the resources.
Also, I need to figure out...
This base is a redness!
Alright, you make the base, and I'm gonna single-fire along the wall.
I will line up everything single file on the wall. It is called design. It is called design.
It is called...
It is called design. Alright, but you would not know a tune of design if it hits you over the head.
You have no idea.
I submit to your expert architecture
In the style of I got a first-time job is this guy actually funded by massage first-time check
That guy lives and breathes Twitter and is more important for him than oxygen
He goes without a lap going on Twitter for 30 seconds.
He ceases to exist.
He acceses to exist.
He is so deep.
If Twitter lore, he can tell you from the very beginning.
The dawn of Twitter, as if it were the al-Amanid,
he leaves his home, it is his temple.
He knows nothing but it.
It's under a bridge right now, somewhere in LA,
With an iPhone 17 and the best internet connection you've ever seen.
Scrolling through Twitter by the day.
Yeah, the answer is yes, sir.
The answer is yes.
Yeah.
All that to say.
Good question.
Absolutely.
Very good question.
All that to say.
The answer is a resounding yes.
And let's see here.
Ring them off.
I think I got all the benches I can make.
Do you have any benches you can make or do you want some or do you need some?
Do you treat me a piano?
I kind of want to make a piano.
That's not very nice.
I just think we've earned it.
I think we've earned it.
I think we've earned it!
I believe...
I believe we've earned it!
I don't think we've earned it, but...
What are you up to?
What are you doing?
You are acting a fool. I can't keep you good sir, but you are acting a fool over there, but acting a fool
What what have you what what are you going on are months?
What are you going on about over there? Surely you haven't destroyed the bed
They have nowhere to sleep
Four of them
Can you my design and you can edit it as you see fit?
Hold on. Okay. It's 4.30 in the morning. I don't want to listen to Yoda finally like my eardrum.
It's not Yoda's secret- Secret Yoda touching time. Secret Uncle touching time with Mr. Yoda.
Please! Please stop that! That was an early in the stream there!
Hey, fuck this out, fuck you!
Die immediately.
Immediately. There's no time to waste.
In the game, of course. In the game.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. The right place to go to join Paul kind of. Yes. We have great. We have
luxuries here. We have luxuries here. Let me tell you what Paul kind of has been working
on. Well, we just got on our first house before this. It was all caves and. Oh, I'm
I forgot to mention we just got our first TV first TV. It's one of those big black box ones
We've got two channels
three if you mess with the
Close hangar on top with it. Just right just right things are going great things are going fantastic
We've got two dirt bikes and a truck that weighs no more than 2,000 pounds
We have four 8k 47s
Um, I mean, that's just to start, that's just to start.
Our water is almost not brown, we're working on it.
We're running our water through a series of socks and underwear to filter out the dirt.
Fabric, high quality fabric, high quality fabric.
And that's what we've been working on, that's what we're doing.
Mm-hmm welcome in welcome to the park guide up welcome to the park guide is there is lovely here
Okay, you see this is why we can't have the beds in the base because this fat bitch is again
the base
So what that's their corner?
You build the rest of the benches you want below however you want go down you want fuck you
obviously my design is a boy no it's beautiful it's uh it's just different
this is different okay you got a high quality workbench a sphere workbench
and uh okay all right easy easy i just need to make a lot of d
so our base is so nice our base is so nice
there we go tear down the it's so nice dude there's still stuff we need to grab from the other base
too we're not even done with the haul yet get there get we're getting there
Hmm
All right, where do we have all the tables that we want
No, what more tables do we need?
need the pal gear workbench and bringing the
Bringing the furnaces over okay
Okay?
Alright.
Oh my god.
Jay?
Hold on.
I'm about to bring this base to a whole new level.
Whole new level.
Wow.
Ready yourself.
Ask me what my weight is.
Okay.
Ready yourself.
Ready?
I'm bringing this base to a whole other level right now.
Whole new level.
Whole new level. Wow.
Whole new level. A whole new level right now this base is going to.
Here comes the wild little bit.
Tell me. He'll be right now.
It's not even in the bit!
But now whole new level whole new level whole new level I'm starving to death
whole new level this is this is a whole new level I'm bringing the space to a
whole new level you're ready right are you ready I've died okay I need it's
okay my herbal is reviving me I bring the space to an entirely new level
Entirely the level. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow guys, are we fancy bitches or what?
Are we fancy bitches or what? This is incredible. This is incredible. Look at that
That's that's decorum. That is decorum
That is decorum. Oh
That is decorum
decorum
That looks nice that looks nice. Oh
Oh, oh, okay. Now. Hey, all right. You like that? You like that? Yeah. Yeah. We're talking now. We're kicking around.
Now we're kicking around. Now we're kicking around. Now that's what I'm talking about.
why could I place this one okay we need one more nail hold on how we make nails
oh I see I have used your ingots to spruce up the base I have used the ingots
The spruce up the opinions that I use.
The opinions that I use.
The ones that I get from vital crafting.
Yes.
You see how the base is spruced up though?
You see that?
It is spruced up.
Does it look good or what?
It looks great.
Would you rather have functionality or it looks sprucey?
Well, it's a 50-50, I'd say.
Or mining site.
or mining site turtle will be useless until we acquire 10 more ingots
the turtle will be listed buddy just a little bit and bow this is a beautiful base this is a
beautiful base there must be sacrifices there must be sacrifices there are no for a beautiful base
do you want to base me looking poopy or do you want to base looking incredible yeah
Right exactly so in order for it to look beautiful. You must use all of your ingots on useless crap
Right fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough
Fair enough the turtles taking a bath, and it's taking up the entire thing
And we've got an eating disorder
That's okay is folksy's a silly feature a real feature in the game that's okay
Okay, look see books has always been a little different. I'm sure you'll overcome this
What
Wow is this base beautiful, I mean is there a base more beautiful than ours there might not be
I'm Mr. Beauty. What come to the front door? Absolutely front door. Absolutely. I can't
Absolutely
Hey, when store do I need to go to something that the front door front door be one quick second? I'm almost done, right?
Okay
One quick moment
Not even really sure what half though. Are they pairing?
Is the turtle mining or in the bathtub
Which is constantly damaging our floor and the other ones are repairing it.
Oh, no, I'm feeling torches. That's what you're hearing right now.
No, no, no. There's something strange going on.
Okay, let me come take a look. What's going on?
No, no, he's done now.
I'm not one.
I think...
Why is there an infecution under our stairwell?
That's for their rest and relaxation.
Okay, alright.
I just think this this sign needs your attention
What about it? I mean somebody comes up to the house and they say what the hell is this?
I mean, you only get one first impression
There I mean there it is quick easy to the point easy to the point that's right perfect
We don't want to be scared of people away.
Wait, can I put a sign like above the door?
I wasn't able to put it on the walls.
I think they're only standing.
Let me try. Let me take a look.
Let me take a look here.
I love this. I love.
What about the wall mountain side?
You think that one could go on the wall?
No, not that one.
Don't bother trying you sound, honestly you sound ridiculous I'm not quite sure, oh there we go, alright build it right there we are, okay, alright, there it is, there it is, welcome to Bacchina, does that look good, does that look good?
That's looking pretty good. That's looking pretty good.
That's looking pretty good.
That's looking pretty good right there.
That's what you like to see.
Much more welcoming. Much more welcoming.
Absolutely.
There it is. There it is.
There it is. Yep. There it is. Yep.
There it is. Yep.
We need a mill to make... Wow.
Hold on. What are you doing over there now?
Don't you be acting a ruckus? You aren't acting a ruckus. Are you a little? I'm not acting a ruckus
Rock work this is what is doing rock work doesn't mean one is ruckus. Are you are you making a ruckus?
No, I'm not I would not do I wouldn't do that. Are you sure I wouldn't do that? I
I
Don't have to answer that did you ask your lawyer?
Legally, I don't have to answer that the lawyer part of the partner for it
Which is it's like no, it's like there's levels to this shit what does that even mean
I
Don't have to answer that
All right, listen this base is looking nice and dying out. This is a good-looking base
This is a full operation here. This is a full operation. This looks good. This looks good
You see this boys. You see this is a nice place to live
This is a nice base right here. It's got a factory vibe, but honestly, it's kind of a factory
It's coming together. It's coming together.
This is nice. This is nice. Extraordinary even.
All right, so how?
I don't know what this guy's doing. He seems to be gyrating on our balcony.
You know, that'll happen though.
So now, now what's our next step of the operation? What is the next step of the operation?
So I'm making a mill. So we have flat, we have wheat farms instead of berry farms now.
They're gonna take the wheat to the mill. They're gonna make flour at the mill, and they're gonna take the flour
And they're gonna make bread from the flour. So we're upgrading from berries to bread
So that's one thing that's happy. Hey immediate
Right, wait, it looks like a power box control device a room access terminal for the power box set it up
Wherever you'd like and build a base of your own design
The aliens extend the base a bunch of time
Can you not wait
Wait, you can just copy oh, I'm about I want to open up a huge dragon egg pray for me
But me guys, I don't know which ones are good. Tell me if I got a good one ready three two one now
It doesn't look good
If you look at your eyes the right side of my screen with a little image it our laxasaurus
Let's see. Terry's little dino. Let's see what this looks like.
I don't know. I don't think it's bad.
Let's just take a little look. Let's just take a little look
at what this bad boy looks like. Yeah, let's take a look. Okay, shall we just take a look?
How are we doing? Very menacing.
Very messy. He was strike he was strike fear into the heart of our enemies
He was strike fear in
Like a hot-dive to butter into our enemy's heart
I'm gonna hot-dive to the butter
In you see there's not a ball. No seems to have found a ball
Oh my
Right I'm digging the final couple trips from the base final couple trips
Now he seems to be gyrating on our stone device
That seems good
We need somebody to gyrate on the stone device
And suck and get back up for eternal imprisonment
He's not deserved to be alive
Now I'm gonna get what you get. I'm gonna get another huge dragon egg
I happen to just have to lucky D
Turtles die in the arch
What?
That turtle pass away on his way to the bed
He's a tired guy. He's a tired little guy
Very tired little guy face for him
Oh
Wake up wake up immediately. I
Think you just take a little like a better to maybe we make a bed or two outside
Maybe just a boy makes you a bit of where the rocks were made and we wait. All right. I'm gonna work on
Another thing. What about a what about a weapon assembly line? We need something like that
That's not like something we need.
That sounds pretty cool.
I mean that sounds pretty cool.
You need to buy the electric thing too for electricity.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, we have an electric Pokemon.
I got one.
Ask me about my...
Not right now, good sir.
Not at this exact moment.
Okay, I've upgraded the base to level nine by building a cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on this that doesn't sound right
No, no, yeah, it is it's an upgrading is an upgraded fire
Okay, I built the mill we need the cooking pot I'm gonna build five boards for you right now lickety-split you can make ones
You sure don't hurt yourself. I'll get a spent there
Have you seen my have you seen Terry's little dinosaur? We've seen Terry's little dragons
No, no, no, I want to help you with the with the boards. Oh
This is royalty-free what's his name? Doopie dope dopey sore
Wow
He looks
Highly intelligent
Hi, hi, what could he possibly be thinking right now? What could he possibly be part of?
What is going on in that line?
Did you make that?
Did you be able to make a cooking pot now?
Okay, I want to put this somewhere rustic, somewhere classic.
Maybe right here next to this table in a linear fashion.
What do you think?
Beautiful design.
Everybody works at once.
We should have it done.
Let me grab it.
Absolutely.
It was surprisingly long.
Let me grab my guy.
There we go.
That helped out a lot.
My guy's got a gun.
There we go.
Beautiful.
And now we can upgrade the base one more time.
Perfect.
Oh, folks, he is beating me to it.
You know what's great?
We have a whole top floor for other activities for games.
Big pool?
Maybe a foosball table?
Uh-huh.
I'll upgrade the weapons.
I'll use a weapon weapons.
Do you have weapon weapons?
No, okay, you're not all right, then that's what we let me tell you we don't have one of those
I see we started building on the second floor the downstairs is getting a little cluttered three days
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something you're doing. Yeah, here's what I usually do. I don't care. All right. All right
All right, that concludes
that I say we built all the essential work benches together all around here so
when we're okay it's like bang bang bang you crap the saddle for the bullet for
the gun it's a rideable gun bang you you made a mistake you're a parent you were
Bang! Bang!
Boom! Beep-bomb! Beep-beam!
You're hungry! Bang!
Light stack! Light stack!
Some cheese for the battery!
See? See what I'm saying?
I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
And other things that don't require, don't things that don't require...
Bang! Bang!
We could build upstairs like
various items that the pals will use.
Okay, that makes sense.
Like, honestly, these two things right here,
can move these two right here upstairs okay this has a rest in relaxation area
since you've already this is the rest of the relaxation area right here on random
cabinets and bookshelves wait should we make a third story
I see what if we just build this up to the fucking sky I I think that's a great
idea if as needed as maybe if you want to go for it go go for it how much time do
We really have has to take to mention that the second floor is completely barren
All right, that is true. I will give you that that is true very true
All right fine. We will leave it for now. We will build as needed. We'll be at a bill as needed
I've got
His some jackass used the nails that I just built two seconds ago
I've got the weapon workbench we're actually making a lot of progress here a lot of progress
you see this this is nice okay so I believe someone may have literally used my my stuff
that I needed, wow. Okay, another didn't. Why can't I put this here?
insufficient materials
I need, okay, I need 11 nails
Okay, that's fine. Whoever made
that requirement, I curse you for a thousand years
I cursed you for 10,000 years. Why
would you possibly make it 11 nails? Why would that
not even come to your mind. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Okay, I was looking at the wrong one. I literally
have what I need to make. We have a chest spawn. We have a chest spawn on our base. What? Oh,
it's a silver key. Oh my god, I gotta repeat. That sucks. We gotta repeat blue for it. Or
or a pea blue bread.
A second purple musket footprint.
Oh, well that's a shame.
That's a shame.
Oh, it's we don't have ingots.
Do we have any ingots?
Well, we could, uh, wait, hold on.
Oh, we need to create our furnaces.
Yeah, we don't have any furnaces.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Wait, why don't we make a gigantic fur?
Okay, that is expensive.
I'm seeing items I've literally never even heard of.
Improved furnace level 34.
I don't have access to such a-
I am, yeah, I am seeing items I've never even dreamed of.
I think we put the furnace outside
so they can access them quicker.
No, no, no, no, furnace, furnace.
Well, okay, fine, we can make it.
I don't know if you want to put this in a rock spot.
Right here, literally right here.
I don't remember.
Papping up against it?
I don't really remember now.
Well, did you use the snapping technique on this one?
Did you use the snapping technique?
Let me, hold on, let me redo this for you.
Of course.
Let me redo.
Everything I've built.
Hold on.
Is this the thing?
I don't know.
I mean, we could always just pull this stuff up.
The snapping technique doesn't seem to be working out here for some reason.
Not sure why.
Probably just to be on a foundation.
Like we have to be able to build a little bit out of this.
This is so catty-wompous.
This is not the straight line at all.
I've disappointed myself.
Five furnaces?
I don't think that's...
I don't think we need five.
I think we need more.
I think we need ten.
Sixty.
Sixty furnaces.
This looks horrible.
Everybody stop making furnaces, I decree.
I decree.
Three is a tasteful number.
Three is a tasteful number?
I think five is a tasteful number.
Five is a much more tasteful number.
Five is a tasteful number?
Oh, we have a lot.
Oh, my God.
We make 265 ingots.
We're good guys.
That's what I'm saying.
See, they're mining.
So they're mining.
We have miners.
We have transporters that take the ore to the chests, and then we have people that take
the chest to the...
Oh, I seem to- I seem to be dead.
I seem to be dead.
I- I seem to have died.
Have you seen- Have you seen this?
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Oh, whenever you're ready.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
That's mine now.
Any moment.
moment whenever you're ready to revive me I am ready for reviving thank you
good sir thank you you're gonna eat immediately as you will continue to die
thank you thank you good sir thank you allow me to remove this horrendous
He'll read this thing
Okay, so now okay, we don't read the weapon work beds as we need
Beautiful you go get a what I need is another stinky drinking. I'll be right back. Oh God speed God speed
You want more level for better furnace
hmm make a food bag you Honda Civic I don't know what type of insult that is
that makes no sense and no I like feeding myself the classical way the
acoustic way hmm but that guy cooks fast and now we can make the weapon work
Let me tell you this house is coming together. This isn't just a house anymore. This is a home
This is a home, this is a home here
This is a home
This is nice
This is nice. This is nice
This is a nice place
Here we go
All right, now we go consult the computer gods
and see what they require of us.
What do the computer gods require?
One pal labor research lab.
All right, that sounds easy enough.
Pal research labor lab.
Labor labor research lab.
Joe Lieberman.
Exactly, exactly, uh, Labr-Lieber-Luber-Lobber, the Luberman, Mr. Luberman, oh my god, look,
what, Gatling Guns, Purple Swords, Shotguns, Wow, Muskets, Muskets, 1800 damage for the
1,800 geese, that's a gaggle of geese.
That's a gaggle of geese.
That's a gaggle of geese it is.
I think this helps us research how to do new techniques of animal labor.
Alright, so I don't really know.
So yeah, so we'll see what's going on here.
Oh, I'm hearing we should do breathing on the second floor because it's going to be a lot of noise and smells.
Ah, okay. Hop on up here, I'm already naked.
Prepare for insertion.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm keeping my hat on.
I'm keeping my hat on as well. I'm the king.
He's joining. He's joining.
He's joining it.
Alright. Expect your anus.
What would you do with the drunken sailor?
Put him in the bridge until he's sober.
And lie in the mornin'.
Excellent.
It's always so bright.
Early in the morning.
Morning.
Excellent.
Typical.
Excellent work.
That sounds pretty incomplete.
That's what I expected to happen.
Ask that gentleman what the next step is.
Ask him what the next step is.
What expected to happen?
The one-pound expedition station.
We need one-pound expedition station.
We need power so we can refrigerate our food.
This stuff's draining like.
This does not look like an inside thing. Wait, we need semen.
How do we get semen? Can you repeat that?
I mean, 20 semen.
How do we see them? No, see, sailors. No, semen.
Like, like cement.
20s. How do we make semen?
See, see, man. Okay.
I
Cement is what most people say
Cement get back up here gimmick, and I'll show you how I make see me
I mean we were talking about making the breeding grounds up here, and you were talking about semen
And you can sell humans in this game for money, so I would not be surprised if vials of semen
were apart
I'd be a little surprised.
I would be a little surprised.
Why would it be super surprised?
A newbus? I'd eat your health crap.
Where are you going?
There we are.
Wow, a newbus really takes a while to make.
Wow.
Wow, does this take a while to make.
Holy shit.
Leave a newbus to it.
Are you seeing this?
It takes a long time to make.
So many ingots, but as expected, not enough animals
to use all five forges.
So hold on.
Me and Anubis are making semen together.
I'm going to grab a semen-based power.
Let's see if that'll help.
There we are. What do you see, man? And let's see what, uh, oh, we need a hundred stone.
All right, I got a new, uh, I got a new ore fella. A little wizard. I am very fat. I
I am very fat, I'm a fat bitch.
Look at that.
I'm a fatty, I'm a fatty.
I'm a fat boy, I'm aura walking.
That little rabbit is walking past that I am.
I'm aura walking toward the chest.
I'm gaining aura, I'm gaining aura, gaining aura.
Watch her stride, here comes the bride.
I'm Maximo Moretti.
It's Maximo Moretti.
Here comes the bride.
All of that thigh muscle is clearly.
What's all?
A lot of water weight.
No, no.
This is all muscle.
Non-muscle.
Where did our wooden boards go?
Did we just lose all our wooden boards?
You're going to make them one at a time here.
All right.
You keep doing that.
I got it.
I don't know.
I'm just wondering.
Let me.
I think someone came by and stole our wooden boards.
I need to finish transporting our old base.
Jinji, slip through the windows.
That's right.
Jinji, slip through the windows and stole our wooden boards.
That is what just happened.
Clearly we can butcher our piles eventually as well.
Totally typical normal stuff.
Anubis is tweaking.
a new best-giving pack-sots.
He does seem to be in the middle of something.
Okay, hold on.
Something is different about this structure.
This is gonna be hard to fit in the house.
It doesn't go in the house.
We must fit in the house.
It literally has to be in the house it won't like.
Ah, sucks, it's gotta be in the house.
It has to be in the house.
Oh my view.
It literally cannot be not in the house.
He said when I set it,
when we were first building the foundations,
I said we've got to have a front yard.
You gotta have room for reactivities.
You gotta have room for a little this and a little that,
and you decided to build.
We had to build a house to build a house.
room for a little this and a little that and you decided to build the cream factory
and a border border of our usable land. Yes I did Mr. gimmick and the best part of my plan
is that no one can stop me. And the best part about my plan is that no one can stop me.
You know, he knew it's also the best part of your plan.
He was snapping on these chests and we could have fit like four more on each side.
But now we have no room.
And the best part of my plan is that no one can stop me.
That is my fault. The best part of my plan.
I'm... I'm... honoring...
GET OUT!
You can snap... wait!
You can snap these... back to back!
Stop... stop what?
You can snap them touching.
You don't have to have any gas.
By the way, do the pals not break the metal inside?
There's like, uh, 100,000 metal outside just sitting in piles.
Do they not bring? Do they not bring?
Oh my gosh.
Do they not bring?
Pokemon makes-
and makes cotton candy.
Guys.
Oh, I found those, yeah.
gimmick, what is this random box doing here?
Well, there's going to be a new row.
gimmick, how do we get the piles to bring the rocks inside?
You see all these piles of metal?
Have you tried yelling?
Have you even tried?
Get back to work
Oh that guy's got one hold on
Okay, he's working on it. He's working on it one at a time. He's working okay. He's working on it. He's way okay. Oh you gave up
How's go he's going back for try number two
Go back for try number two
Alright
oh okay he's making a little further this time look at him go look at him go
look at that all right he'll bring all the metal inside from here on out I
believe in him right there in that box chief right there oh you're passing it
there you go there we go I thought it would just fine obviously no adjustments
need to be made there. Obviously no adjustment need to be made there at all.
What's your average?
Wait, is this satellite ours?
What's that light?
That satellite at our base. Can I deconstruct that?
I don't. I don't know. I don't know if you can.
The global power box, the global, the global power box.
What is it? What is this?
Somebody made it. It must have been John.
What am I looking at?
for his betrayal what is all this I don't know what is this we're looking at
cats the opelian passive incomes you can send pals on adventures to go get loot
through this portal you see this oh shit wait hold on now I'm coming back you see
the portal outside really done no but I want to take a peep take a peep the
raid and brings items back to you look at that
where where's this so-called the giant portal right there I don't see anything
There's no portal there. Also, that's gonna take up like two nodes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it doesn't take up any nodes.
Did you build that?
I built that, but no, listen, listen, listen. I saw where the piles were, those that didn't
take up any nodes.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
You know, it's all good.
How are you a power generator?
We make a power generator?
Yeah. Yeah, that's what Genji was saying.
And then we need an electric Pokémon.
Genji doesn't know what she's talking about.
We're the geniuses here.
We are geniuses.
I'm sorry, I know nothing.
Yeah, we are. That's right.
Wait, what?
I've been taking those from you guys.
Hell yeah, you have.
Hell yeah. What's up, Gimmick?
I'm happy to. Honestly, it's a pleasure to help.
There's two two power generators we can make okay. There's one where electric
pals can charge a coil okay and then there's a man-sized hamster wheel
called the human powered generator.
All right okay what what are your thoughts on which route do we go here
interesting there's actually three if you look on the right side there's actually four oh the
large power generators 50 though that's a little 50 yeah that's a that's a far away that's now it
will take now I'm willing to do it hey for the for the principle of the matter it will take five
five human power generators to produce the power of a single regular power generator.
But, but that's five.
It's going to take a lot of space.
What do you think about the second floor being about 20 human power generators?
We're going to have to get to work.
I have never heard a better idea than that one right there.
to get to work on capturing humans immediately.
I believe we will.
I believe if we capture enough humans
and make the sweat stop large enough,
we will prevail.
I'm envisioning the entirety of the second floor
covered with human power generators.
But the problem is, can you take a human
and assign him there without taking a slot
of one of the workers oh you about that for a second you think about that for a
second oh you're right imagine hutch logs on tomorrow takes a tour of the base
he's all he's talking all big level 30 something and then he comes in and sees
is our human power generator room?
Can you imagine?
I can.
There is one more idea.
He's not even close to this level.
What?
There is one more idea.
What about that portable
Poozie doozie?
Would that allow us the power box control device?
Would that allow us to have unlimited workers?
I don't know.
That seems like it'd be broken.
how many levels can you upgrade the base what if we just level up like a level of
hundred where there's just so much space I don't know I 15 max workers even if
you dedicated every worker to know our creativity has been scorned by the
the limits of society. Wait, I have one more suggestion. Can two
pow-boxes share electricity if you put them right next to each other?
Two pow-boxes? I think they're TC. Oh. Oh. Well, they're shared in general. Like this
one's leveled yeah oh wait wait hold on we can take our old base file box and
put it next to us and just have those stacked full of human electricity
producers I'm gonna say that almost certainly does not work but I like her
heads up bases don't share power once again our creativity is limited by the
by the limits of physics, technology, the laws of the universe inhibit our expensive minds.
This is a problem that will be difficult to solve.
Oh, there's a cake right here.
Okay, hold on
All right, I don't okay, okay, this is what I'm gonna do
This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get the electric balls we need
You go collect 15 here
Okay, yeah
Thank you
Perfect
You know we only need like three other guys, right? We need the flame guy. We need the rock mining guy
We don't really need anyone else
Right?
Uh, no
No, the fact that you've stayed fed
Is because we've got a farming operation going
You know how you starve to death on a regular basis?
Wait, what if we just...
Okay, I have a better idea
I have a better idea
What if we build a subsection of the upstairs
That hides
The other generators
And we all wait the only one showing is the human generator. We tell everyone that that should power the house
Yes
You got that wait
We what that can make a scent we can make it central we can really we can put it right in the middle up here
Really build around it
Really highlight
the human generator right here I
I
Get this pretty idea. I will go collect the electricity. I will be right back you
You get the I think I actually already have a human you just said time you make the boards you make the boards
I'm gonna get the electricity. Okay. I have I've been collecting humans. I have a number of humans
Have a number of actually high-level humans. That's good to hear that is good to hear you get the boards
I'm gonna get the electric things. Okay. How many boards do we need?
I don't know just like look it up
Ridiculous just look it up you son of a bitch
Look it up. Look it up. You son of a bitch like a peasant
With the wrong place with the wrong place five boards we need one more electric organ we already have four
I'm gonna buy like 50
Okay, there's a ton of electric stuff in the desert by the way, but I'm just gonna buy it
I'm just gonna buy it. That way we don't have to work at all
You slightly this game kind of goes on
I'm buying 50 electric things
There we go I'm hanging back
You can probably upgrade the human to be the best power generator.
I feel you can permanently upgrade the human to be the best power generator.
Even better than the better ones.
How do you upgrade the human?
How do you upgrade the specific human?
Is there a book or a technique or an amount of yelling we do?
Barbecue?
Right, maybe feed him barbecue?
Feed him barbecue?
Oh, you can build a computer and put a clavicular on it and level them up.
He would become so sigma that he produces electricity for a holdout.
Just by his very aura.
It's very or is very or I have the electric these
You have the boys
Wait, are they making cakes?
I don't know making cakes and nobody's making cakes you in the tech tree. You have the wooden boards good say
You made five specifically, okay?
That's what we needed. We haven't look it up. Yeah. All right. We hold on. Okay. All right. Here we go
My god, we are getting so much iron dude, we are getting so much iron. We don't even have the iron
thing here
Should build it that's not center that is not no stop building that chair
Stop it once
We need to build our lumber sites and everything are we're gonna run out of wood I'm gonna build those
Is that center?
Is that
That's it to that looks kind of center
Not like this way, but like the other way
I'm gonna kids look one more time
Sorry, sorry to burst your bubble tea. Sorry to burst your bubble
That is once again, not in the center. This is quite challenging. This is quite challenging indeed
This is a challenging endeavor
All right, that actually looks pretty sentin that actually looks pretty nice. That looks pretty nice right there
Mm-hmm
And now how do we assign one to him I
Assume we just put a human in the in the main computer, right? I've got some high-level humans
But let me
Let me pop off with my top off real quick. I've got a boss human. I got one that was a boss
I show I just got a new boss
What about a level 38?
Wait, how do you level 38? You're not even level 38.
I'm telling you, I got a level 38 boss.
Wait, let me, let me check mine. Let me check mine first before you do anything.
Because I'm pretty sure I just got like a crazy one.
You know what, I know I killed that guy. Now that I think about it, I killed that guy.
Alright, yeah, go ahead and do a level 38.
I remember, oh, where's he, oh, where's he going?
Alright, how do we decide him to the, do we go over this, like, wooden thing?
watch eight
old
They're not he's not coming up. No, he's he's building something. Oh
Okay, to go to this thing over here
What they go to this thing right here. Okay, let's see fixed assignments, right go to the wheel
bad
All right. Oh, there she goes. Where'd he go? Is he up there? Oh, he's going. He's going. He's going
He's going
there we go there we there it is there it is there we go there we go
oh genius genius genius genius genius there we go that's what we need that's
just that's the centerpiece right there that's the centerpiece of the house it's
just honestly even if it's not efficient it's an art piece it really ties the
base together really nice it's a talking point for when guys come over it's true we're still at
zero percent he's not very bad sanity is dropping sanity is dropping at an alarming rate
well he's gonna run on there until he dies so yeah i don't give this guy goes literally insane
and snaps and tries to kill us in our sleep he's not gonna go off this wheel
until he has generated more power than the Sun contains right all right that's
right yes one percent there it is there it is and he's only lost 17 percent
sanity ah yeah that's you think it's the base you know 17 sanity for one percent
Yeah, you're running up from the numbers
It'll do that'll give us nearly six percent before they go insane
Beautiful that's good. That's perfect
That's perfect. That's that's that's right the sweet spot. That's right where you want to be guys right?
We want to be that's a sweet spot right there. That's the sweet
I don't care what level I don't care how much anybody's progressed they ain't doing this
they ain't doing this this is on another level they don't got a whole room oh whoa whoa
taking a break now whoa what did we say you can take a break did we tell you to take
a break I don't ever say the damn thing okay all right he's obviously got to say him he's
Obviously just gotta say these bees, he lays outside, he's blowing bottles.
And she's gone.
Oh, oh, man, there we go.
All right, all right.
Up and out of him.
Here she comes.
A quick, a quick rest.
Quick rest.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
OK.
Perfect.
Hey, what am I throwing?
Oh, I actually had my grenades
I know I actually had my
Brains
I've been saving those for many moons. I've been saving those for all my grenades
That was everything. Well, you threw all of them. You threw all of them. Oh, are you sure this is the most efficient spot for a sauna?
What hold on if you have an event
I think so. We got two outside and eight inside. Where do we put the real power generators
by the way?
I was going to put them upstairs. No, we don't have enough beds. We're one short. I'm just
going to put them upstairs. Roger that. I'm going to go to one more bed. Okay. There we
out looking good looking good looking good all right there it is now we have
power what do you do with power what do you do with power there's a refrigerator
I'm not gonna lie to you I think we actually need that stupid yellow dragon
that I had because I don't think any of these guys produce electricity today I
I have one that does I have one that does
Oh
Yeah, well, yeah use him. Where is he they lose them? Oh, I see where I see him. Who do I swap us?
I swap out pal Pajino
Hold on let me check
Wait, hold on there. We go. Okay. There we go. She knows God
How much you got forever? Oh, hold on. What was Palpatine again?
Wait, what was Palpatine's other uses though? I don't know all in the system. I
Peanut there might be a hole
In mind he can carry and he can crap
Okay, my god
He's not even taking it to the boxes. I'm not sure where he's going with our metal
All right, well first down the job first day of the job mistakes gonna happen mistakes gonna happen. That's okay
That's okay. That's okay. Okay. I think he might have ate it. He might have ate our metal
We have one water
Okay, I think we're okay. I think we have all the bases covered. He seems to be eating
the metal. He seems to be eating the metal. Big guy over here. There he's not in the
zone. The stupid one. The stupid one. Seems to be. He's eating the metal. He seems to
be eating all the metal. He's like when you go to the hospital and he is definitely eating
He's definitely eating the metal. I'm not sure what to do about that
He is eating
Does that enhance him in some way or do we need to take him to the hospital later?
I'm not I'm not certain. I am not certain
Well, okay. Well now he's running off. I'm not sure where he's going
He's coming upstairs. He's coming up to visit you
Oh, oh, he's going to the thing. Oh, yeah, there's his real job. There we go. Oh
He's flabby. Oh, he's flabby. He's a flabby. Oh, he's oh, he's angry. Oh, what? Oh, you're sad
All right. Oh, where's the other guy? Where are the guys off the wheel? Where'd it go? Oh shit
He might be staging a coup. Oh, he's sleeping. He's sleeping
look he's sleepy he's yet and wake up buddy you got more running to do
hahaha wake up
ridiculous you got more running to do wake up out how much do we how much do we
pay them not much in terms of dollars zero okay well in terms of respect zero
cutting that now even less cutting that in half all right now what's on
Oh guys, we do not have enough beds. We have missing one bed. I'm gonna build one more bed
Wait, but I have oh, it's right. There it is. There it is. I've got a new bed
Here we go
Here we go. No way. I've got the bed. There it is
Okay, so now
What's our next step now? What is what are the computer gods want from us? What are the computer gods want?
Oh, oh, hold up my egg
and we I just remember I have a huge dragon egg that I've been cooking this
entire time oh guys I'm gonna open the egg tell me if it's a good one
or a bad one are you ready three two one now also make a second incubator you've
got to be fucking my ass you have got are you so fucking serious fucking your
Are you super duper serious? I just got the same guy! I just got the same guy!
I got one of those idiots!
That's hilarious.
Well, two idiots together.
Did they cancel each other out?
I think Pymdice. Yeah.
Now, who do I swap out to put in?
Make another incubator. Fuck yourself.
Make another incubator. Fuck yourself. Die.
to waste on an egg incubator die who can I take out a rotation oh my god who can I
take this okay Vixy seems to be doing nothing what does he even do
no do not take out Vix my chat said she's in the farm what about blaze how she's
where we get all our cloth from I don't know I've got a way better farm guy I'm
Way better farm guy. Are you sure or are you assuming I'm assuming nevermind something different it's like different
Okay, but about we get all of our cloth. Okay. What about okay? Hold on. We don't need big toys. We have the
We have my dole it
We only minus so fast you can pick it up. I'm taking this guy. Yeah. Yeah, what's one? Oh, that's another way
We're taking the big toys down. We're taking the big mine. Let me take it
You're just stealing my my pals. Let me take my
Take it out take it out. What even even you're even taking palpacino. Take take
the but take big toys
Take him once or I would take him immediately
What take this minor we have no look at look at do let in the top left. He's literally way better
Now we have two stupid people
I
Did your funny don't you think you're funny guy
I don't know yet.
There look at infinite power!
Infinite power!
More power!
No.
I don't need to be
difficult
but why do we need power?
I don't know yet.
We haven't figured that far out yet.
He was a simple line.
We don't have any simple lines.
I don't think we're going to be able to make it.
What is an assembly line?
Like it's upgraded, like refentures and stuff.
Production assembly line.
Create palsters that a faster, requires pal with candy work.
Hmm.
huh are you saying our factory can be full of assembly lines I think so you guys
don't know if you guys have noticed but it's 5 30 in the morning so I'm gonna go
back I'm gonna go to bed right now okay fuck everyone here fuck all of it
I'm writing that thing.
I was always low 40.
Good work, kiddie.
Good work. Good work.
Don't fuck with your fuck you.
I've been wondering around the base.
I'm wondering around the base.
Tomorrow I will be fresh and invigorated
for more human capturing of seven.
You better be fresh and invigorated.
You better. You better.
I'm gonna be invigorated AF.
I might even hop on five minutes early.
Oh, yeah, right. I might even do it. I might even I'm not ever happy. I just realized I was sponsored shit. Wow
Oh for night, that's right. I do exciting
What time do you have it? I don't know I
Have to
I do I might actually have fun early tomorrow. So that way the sponsorship doesn't interfere with the normal scheme time
Um
It's we're playing fortnight tomorrow play what?
Fortnight tomorrow for about one or two hours
What night Wednesdays what night Wednesdays one to two hours and then the rest of the stream you'll be playing another game
That'll out yes guys. Are you playing video games for money? I hope you forgive me
I know it's kind of like selling your soul read and we're shipping the devil
But a little less I'll see a little more if you think it's a little worse than that actually be thinking about it
I'll see playing video games for money and
Whatever Saddam Hussein did. It's like right in the balance. If you had one of those balancing things
You'd be like right, right?
We already do right in the back. Yeah, I mean right in the balance right in the balance
Oh my god
No, but you see this time we're safe
See
On tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow specifically
We're safe. All right
Remember write it down if don't forget it pencil is being Satan in your schedule because if you miss it
You can have to be scheduled you can have to be it's gonna be a whole the distance nightmare
the department heads are going to be talking to me and there's going to be a meeting and
you know, so let's get it done right the first time, let's get it done right the first time,
let's get it done right the first time.
That stream is nice, you can take your victory, Royale.
I'd like to see you try. I'd like to see you try.
I'd probably mistake you for one of the bots in the game.
Honestly, you might. You know what, I'll give you that one. I'm not that good at Fortnite.
I'm not that good at Fortnite. But I have Gloksy. Gloksy is playing with me tomorrow.
Gloksy is, and I heard he is a Fortnite legend. I heard he is a fauna. We are bringing back
the fortnight legend used to be I'll have you guys know I have indeed achieved
victory real I have achieved victory right now before this is the greatest
feeling in the universe here's the greatest feeling in the universe all
right I'm gonna go ahead and get it off and do a nice tasty burger all right
Farewell, farewell. See you guys. Have a good one. See ya. Adios. Good night gang. Good night.
Alright boys, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up. I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
Has 51 kid wants to go to sleep. You're all robots anyways guys. Don't worry about it.
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I really hope that's our real website, otherwise the Twitter guys are going to say it's a conspiracy.
And that's going to be a bad day tomorrow for Twitter.
Please, can somebody tell me if that's a real website?
Somebody just tell me now so I don't expect.
Tell me, I Googled it and it is.
All right, well, I'm fucked.
All right, have a good night, gang.
Have a good night, guys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
I'll see you on Twitter tomorrow.
I'll see you on Twitter for that joke.
I'll see you guys.
All right, see you, gang.
I might up on a little early so that the sponsor doesn't
interfere with the regular stream time.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
I might have some things I gotta do tomorrow.
Have a good night, gang.
Have a good night, good night everybody, good night now gang, have a, have a splendid night.
A night of splendor and pleasure and whimsical times, good night, good night now, have a good night everybody, have rest up, rest easy, good night, rest up, rest easy, good night, do not.
And I cannot stress this enough. I cannot stress this enough. Do not. Do not.
Let the bedbugs fuck your asshole. Do not do it. Do not let them do it. Do not.
Alright. Good night, gang. Have a good night now, everybody. Good night now, gang.
Too late? Well, that guy's gone. That guy's been lost for the sands of time.
That guy's been lost to the sands of time. There's nothing we can do for him.
There's nothing we can do for that gentleman that is too late.
It's too late. You hate to see it, but sometimes the warning doesn't come quick enough.
The bad bugs are coming. The bad bugs are coming in your butt, in your butt.
All right. See you guys. Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang. Have a good night.
Good night, everybody. Good night now, gang. Good night.
Get out! Get out! Get out of here! Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
I
I'm gonna go here and do this shit, brother, it's like a one-stopping-