you
How are you Bargainers really fine many made my day gentlemen was everything I am feeling
Good. Oh my god. Oh my oh, I'm looking for a real chat that isn't muted or echo
I can't wait to find what it's like a scavenger hunt a fucking idiot. Let me see. Oh, oh, there's John John John
Stand on my chance of a bitch
John
You shut up a bitch you shut up you I'll be right back you're right back with you John you're back
Oh, I love you do good sir. Oh, oh, I can't read that face. I can't read that face. I can't read that face. I can't read that face
slow down everyone stop everyone slow down I can't read any that all right
guys it's going too fast 90% of the chatter and then I muted fuck you guys
listen boys today I was like should we play a little bit of power we do a
little bit of power by the way I played a little offline I was grinding that
boss I think I'm like a level 61 or something but then Mr. Gamer he slides
into my DMs he says peanut what are you wearing peanut what are you wearing what
are you wearing
hope you had a good weekend mr. blitz mr. blitz will help you all have a good
weekend boys oh fuck pow world oh fuck you thank you mr. blitz here's your
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Hope you had a good weekend, big man.
Hope you had a good weekend, brother.
Guys, my world's fantastic.
It's just, I try to keep constant action.
By the way, dude, I don't know how that got out of control.
I don't know if you've seen it,
but that clip would be like,
oh, we're gonna hit rock for six hours.
Is, went all over TikTok and went all over X.
All I was saying, listen, I love hit rock for six hours.
I've been playing RuneScape since I was fucking,
oh, we land, oh, we, Peta, I love hit rock for six hours.
when I'm a streamer.
So I gotta think, do people wanna watch me?
Hit watch for six hours?
I don't know.
That's all I would say.
That's all I was saying.
I don't know why I became a big fiasco.
I don't know what the, I don't know what the.
You know what I'm talking about?
So I don't know what the, yes we do.
We literally do.
Guys, you know what I was thinking?
Actually, no, no, no, it's whatever, it's whatever.
Okay, well not today.
But listen, listen, we'll play Power of the Game.
We'll play Power of the Game.
If this game ends up being BUNS, we might play Powerful today, even.
Giving's a little late, but giving takes with the mound omen of Couturelou,
and it looks like it's supposed to be some type of zombie game, but you're a pirate.
And Trump was your zombie pirates.
So I knew, right then and there, I had to try it.
I had to try it.
But boys, before we do anything, I have a huge announcement, gentlemen.
massive announcement as big as the sun as big as the sun gentlemen maybe even bigger than the sun
a huge announcement gentlemen massive a dream of mine came true you already know my two partners
in crime is to focus fuel mr. star for you boys don't you boys know him well we have added a third
The Tri-Factor. The Triangle. No, hold on, hold on, gentlemen. Hold on now, boys. Hold on now. Yes, sir? The Tri-Factor.
We used to break into times like these. Hold on. Hold on. It's not what you think. It's not what...
It's very close, I suppose, to what you think, but it's not what you think. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
You know how I do on the street, you know how I do voice?
They can a little be gentlemen.
They can a little be, they can a little be welcome.
The official, official,
Pouch of the peanut!
We interrupt this program for an important news announcement.
You want to go to the next level? Are you ready to go to free the wild?
We've got gobs, we've got parches, we've got breakers, we've got mulch, and you want flavors?
We've got flavors, we've got all kinds of flavors.
It's been jammin' maple apple and special berries
Time to see the day to stand!
That is right boys, that is right the official pouch of the peanut.
That was I know I know what I'm really like on the little Hoosie-Doosie but like maybe
one day maybe one day maybe one day maybe one day maybe one day maybe one day maybe
one day hehehehe maybe one day hehehehe maybe one day maybe one day uh oh.
Oh, this isn't TLS, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it's only my third day out here, you know what I mean?
But shit, it's only my third day out here, boy.
God, it's my third day out here, I don't know.
I'm like 50-50, I'm like 50-50.
Now, boys, okay, this is supposed to have switched already.
I don't know what's going on.
This might, hold on, this is, oh, there we go.
Also, new scene, it was supposed to kind of be there
when we came out of the thingy, but it wasn't.
The group and guys, now, boys, listen, listen, listen,
Listen real quickly boys, listen real quick boys.
Cause I already know who's he doing.
If you don't do nicotine, don't fucking do it.
Don't be an idiot.
Don't be an actual stupid bitch.
Okay, that's not what this is for.
That's not what this is for.
Don't be an idiot.
Don't be an actual dumb bitch.
It's just for people like me,
peanuts like me, that do it every day, all day anyways.
I'm telling you gentlemen, these are fine.
These are fucking fine.
like this little ball in them that you break
and then it has a bunch of flavor in it or whatever the shit.
But I don't know how to explain it, thank God.
But that's what it is, and they're fucking fire.
Now let's see if Mr. Gimmick is here
so we can become zombie pirates.
Congratulations to me, thanks boys, thanks boys, thanks boys.
I've always wanted a sponsor in this realm.
You guys know how it is.
I know a lot of streamers don't do sponsors in this realm
but you know me boys, we do it a little different here.
We do it a little different.
I'm super happy about it.
I mean, I'm I've always wanted one of this job. I've always wanted one of this job
But again guys don't fucking do it if you don't already do the continued. Seriously. Don't be a fucking idiot
Thanks boys, thanks boys. Thanks boys. It looks like oh, he just arrived perfect. Oh, mister gimmick
Oh
New sponsor response. Oh, yeah, it was that video fire
I don't know if I'm allowed to say what I tried to make that like thing like am I allowed to say that
Because it it's it's I if you all take the blame for it if it's bad. I am I I
I don't know I don't know I I kind of tried to model the the talking in the in the in the
the the thingies after never mind I won't say I'll I'll make sure I'm allowed to say I'll
make sure I'm allowed to say it because he might come fuck me he might come fuck me what
if you say it to me and I say it and then I'm saying it oh you go hey that kind of
looks like that yeah yeah
You've already said it, you've already said it, you've already said it.
What's up, good guy, do a bodge?
They know our plan, they know our plan.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, I'm late.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Unexcuseable.
We will try you at the steak.
You guys.
Try us at the steak.
Like try.
Is that what happens after the trial?
Like a steakhouse?
Maybe.
I might be rare.
Oh, a steakhouse.
A steakhouse.
Oh, that sounds kinda nice.
I know.
Oh, that sounds kinda nice.
If I'm getting three live sentences,
I'd like a medium rare eight ounce Dallas special.
You talking about?
Oh my God, Dallas special, what's that?
I don't know, I went to Texas Roadhouse,
they have something called like the Dallas steak.
Is that what it's called?
The Dallas steak?
Yeah, Dallas steak?
Yeah.
Mm.
Dallas, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, oh Dallas full-length.
That's what it is.
Woo.
Flat.
Yes.
It's the fish.
Is it fish?
It is Boston.
No, it's a steak.
Like from a cow.
Oh.
I've heard of those.
Oh.
New cows.
Yeah.
You know what I realized?
What?
Growing up in, I grew up in like Central California and my whole life, I just thought everybody
knew.
knowledge that tritif was the best cut of a cow.
What's tritif?
I only realized a few years ago exactly nobody, apparently it's a central California thing
and nobody else knows what it was and it breaks my little heart because it is absolutely
the best cut of meat that you can possibly put in your mouth.
Or honestly, I don't know what you're gonna put in the best cut.
I gotta be in a sausage for you.
Well, alright.
Well, okay.
I've got a Danny's finger shot.
I admit it.
walk I walked into that one minute it's yeah it's the second best cut of me
you put your mouth what is it come from on the cows it like is it like is it
like it's like a talk out of me booty I sound like that I don't know but it's
it's good it's never ever see tried to get right yeah I do what I was reading
that dude when I looked at the intro for it or whatever it's called I I do it
looks kind of because I'm not like was this and this and I'm not gonna lie I
I play scary games and all that stuff, but I don't really particularly like like
Satanic
I'm not satanic. It's cosmic horror that guy's literally holding a cross in his hands on my street
Well, yeah, I mean it's crosses multi-use is very powerful. Oh
Okay, okay, all right, okay very powerful. They're technically not demons. They're technically cosmic entities
Oh
Game is a Cthulhu game Cthulhu from what?
Cthulhu the guy who created
Which created the tale of Cthulhu and now there's this billion dollar industry about his is machination
Well, let's go let's get in there. Let's see what's cracking
I know that guy I know Elron Hubbard for all
This is Wingard Fankin' I'm Fankin'
It's not what you did to my boy
This game is fuckin' awesome, is it really?
But I was close, just saying I was close
I've never played this before, I just started for the first time like 30 minutes ago
Did he get sponsored by Lucy?
We got sponsored by Noose
I don't get scary by the way
How did you just now pick up on that?
You slow team
YES!
That was the whole announcement I just made 10 seconds ago.
You're watching the game, Mark.
It was much my new team.
You're going to get scared.
Uh-oh.
What is it?
It's a nicotine pound.
Yeah.
But it has a ball in the middle that you break open with your team.
And there's a bunch of flavor in shit.
It's fucking fire.
Maybe this is part of the game.
Let me tell you, boys, let me tell you.
Let me tell you something, boys.
You feel these in your mouth.
That's the type I love.
And that's just letting you know.
If you feel them in there, boys,
it's not like when there's like,
I don't know if I can say it in the bed,
I don't know if I'm allowed to legally.
But those other ones you can't feel,
I fucking hate them.
You can feel these bad boys.
Are we going, wait, why is my game not started?
What happened?
Oh, I don't know, but it's gonna throttle your shit
when you start.
It really is.
Is this a hot game to ride?
It takes it, so.
I don't, it's unreal.
At least the startup, just the startup.
I thought I'm gonna end up with some convention.
Engine.
Or whatever.
Well, I think on the startup,
They're installing all of their security like stealing all your information programs in the background
That makes sense
Address and blood type fantastic fantastic you gotta have you gotta have your blood type suitcase. Yeah. Yeah, just in case
You know, I have they make you scroll to the bottom like that that is gonna make literally a single person read that at all
They never get to know like
Because I don't do scary I've never seen a scary movie you've never seen a scary
Never in my life. I'm gonna be scary. That's scary
Talk on scary. I didn't know the world was so full of pussies. It is. I'm not a pussy
I
Think scary scares me oh
Mmm, such as the forest? Yeah, wait, is it like such as the forest?
You know the most about this game out of all of us.
Yes.
It's like, dude, all I've seen is the trailer, but yes, I think it's more like Son of the Forest.
Okay, okay, that's a good game. That's a good game.
Well, I know about Cthulhu. I know about Cthulhu, and yes, it's like, uh, it's not like, it's not like demons, alright?
Don't worry, you can put your Bible away.
You don't have to hand out your Bible.
I don't want to be drawn trying to...
And I just know he's not...
And you're not dropping my blood out on him.
I mean, I can't guarantee this.
Well, a little bit of blood, though.
Just a little...
It's not a lot, like a drop or two.
Oh, a drop or two is fine. A drop or two...
That's true. That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, listen, if you guys are deeply disturbed,
we can...
First thing we can do, we can close down the game,
we can read a couple of bio passages just together,
Reset and play a different game. All right. I don't know anything more than you guys do
But Cthulhu world is not demonic. It's like space. It's like space monsters space really creepy like
monsters
So you say cattu the demon Lord is a space monster
He is technically not a demon in the sense that Satan has anything to do with them. He's simply just he looks very scary
I don't know if is it too late to say no to this game. He's more octopus than demon
He's more octopus than demon and I don't even know if he's in this game. They got a ghost out here. He just fuck up
Let's oh wait, I'm gonna start. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna hide my skin quick and start a game and now I'm gonna invite you boys, okay?
You I'm sorry the game
Well, I don't even know if I have to hide my skin this
Hmm
Job stop being a pussy. I mean I'm getting worried. I'm getting reports
Yikes
Here the tempest that has carried us poor souls
To the end of the world with barely any food
To a land lost I had a chatter actually say it's like the flood in hail. That's what it's like
That's a pretty good
Yeah, but they're not the team on it, that it is not treacherous, it's completely separate.
There's nothing to do with gold, which will buy us all that we deserve.
There are two of them right here.
We know little of the people who made these artifacts, but it is whistle that they left
a curse behind them.
to previous ships, because that's a middle-end commended war, are feared and lost.
But some of us are willing to venture into the forest, and we have family and brothers
in Christ among those who went before said Christ.
He just said it!
Something's off you guys, something's on little off you guys.
I don't know, I'm gonna be honest with you John, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know either, Pete, it's like playing the story mode or something?
No, no, I'm sorry the server.
I guess he's booting up the game.
No, I'm sorry the server.
Oh, oh, oh, good.
Gotcha.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh
The tulu is a demonic entity
Not to check me give it
We all are maybe not not is colloquially demonic not literally demon. What does locally even be?
Kindergarten here we scared of demons, and we don't know what to look below. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god
colloquial it means like it's just a common
I don't listen listen you want to get all
that energy and some demon did your
home whatever that's cool for you okay
but I like to lay my head down the pillow
and died and know the snow giant couture
Lou in my class okay that's what I like
all I think about is like games like this
dude listen he's not he's not gonna fit
in your closet he's like the size of a
mountain it's all good he's walking on to
What is the team I didn't kill me it would be tea bags my house. Yeah. Well, that is actually a possibility
pretty
something
All right. Okay. I'm gonna find you guys everybody guys everybody guys
How is it is a if the foolish demonic sewer zombies by the way the
Now that's not true. Well, don't you say try to cast like us you try to gas like a spot. Yeah, listen
I absolutely understand people don't like to fuck around with like
The actual devil Lucifer Satan because you know that is a little too close to home for some people
But this is science fiction from hell. Well hold on now
I'm pretty sure that's the pole
That's like the Pope's cousin
I'm this guy this guy wait out. Did you hear you already? Oh, I see the invite
But you see a vibe. Yeah, where you I spawn? Yeah, yeah, I'm coming in. I'm coming in
Do not come, do not come.
Um, oh please don't come.
I hear you in the game, John.
I hear you in the game.
Come, come.
John, what are you?
I'm in the ship, I'm in the ship.
I'm in the ship too, but where are you?
I'm in the bottom of the ship.
I think we're all right next to each other.
We can't see each other because it's like this problem.
Do you need the safe word?
I need the safe word.
Safe word?
8-ounce ballast fillet with ketchup on top.
You put ketchup on top?
Oh, no, we have to make it something no one would ever say.
Waiter, can I please have some ketchup for my 8-ounce ballast fillet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Smart move.
I hate to stand in a look scary.
So how about we...
Don't play it
God I'm talking to foster
Wait, I'm gonna mute up. I want to talk in the game. You guys in the game discord. Yeah, I'm muted this
Yeah, I'm talking game. I guys. I think we're all right here. We just can't see each other yet. I can't be as
Yeah, how do we start this shit? Oh right here right over here at map man. Oh crap map man. Who oh
Oh choose the contract over to the table. Oh, I'm an idiot. We are not invisible. We were on seven
If I was playing this
I
Came in me long ago. What are what?
What what's confusing that watch I know look at that head shine
Lord have my real serious game looks really good. I don't want to play this already
Okay
We want to turn
This is a gun, a sword, a knife, and four test pieces.
We're going to show, we're going to sign it.
Oh wait.
Oh we're going to sign it peanut.
I'm not sending you, I'm saying huntable.
Yeah, I think you're better than something for you.
Uh, what?
What's going on?
voice is it well now it's normal but sometimes it goes again it's happening
again yeah you do you got a purpose because of demon stuff no oh my are you
demon
Alright, every job, every jail, everyone, relax!
Everyone, relax!
My mind is just flowing.
I gotta do a quick head jet, be judgment.
Do we, where do we go to go?
Where do we go?
Why is he the captain? He was killed with a couple captain. We got to go to the shipwreck oh
Wait, do we get on that little boat? I don't know
It says there's a shipwreck we got to go to
All I got a machete. Oh, I got a machete. Here's a gun
Wait what where?
Oh nice! Thanks, mods!
Oh! God yeah!
Uh, here, you want a red beer or a machete?
Scorch it out of my ardor!
Alright, machete.
Uh, okay, alright, okay, I don't know, I don't think I have anymore ammo.
Yeah, you want to take the one get my
It doesn't sound bad for me
How do we drive the boat to get to we get to the shipwreck
The boats already parked near the shipwreck I think where
I
Like my not boy. I just gave even one
We promise didn't even play it
Also, you're
Okay, okay, we go I would go right here
Yeah
Here we go guys, it's fine. I was joking the whole time. It's like a party friend
Do I don't know about this
I'm not
I
Can you guys to be right now oh
Can you hear me right now yeah, yeah, can you hear me right now you're on the boat to you now now?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, how the hell do I do myself so I can talk to my mother is
You gotta put push to talk in the settings in the settings, and then I gotta set the key default is tea
Oh, oh, well, okay?
What?
Dude, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Now can you hear me?
Dude's voice.
Wait, is he?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, did you do that on purpose?
Oh, that's what you started to sound like, Jimmy.
Oh, now John sounded like that, too.
He had to sound like you liked it, but what was he doing?
Should we just go in here?
Okay, we'll just go in here, because we're all getting...
You hear me right now, give me a go now.
Part of the game guys, don't let it take hold.
Don't let the science fiction space monsters take hold, okay?
Not dealing with-
Wait, why is my knife size bigger than your guys' knives?
You gotta go take these science fiction space monsters out.
Why is your voice doing that?
Is my knife as big as your guys' knives?
What?
Uh, no, it's the same size.
Are you sure?
I can't tell if it's like a duck perception.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a dead perception thing. It's a dead perception thing
Are you sure if I
Know you sound like a robot to me. I think it might be the push-a-talk thing
I think I might be the push-a-talk. I can do I leave habits when you're an open-minded it gets bad. Oh
We just go in discord. We could just go in discord
Mr. Mr. Cream over there. What's good man good? Oh, man. We just do this one. What? Yeah
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this one. Yeah, sure
No, it would be less scary if you were better scary.
Yeah, would you hold me?
Oh, look, guys, they're not demons, they're just people.
I'm getting rid of your time limit.
I'm getting rid of your time limit and we're running out of time.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh shit, I dropped my knife.
You see no time limit?
Oh, is there not a jump button?
Who's this guy that's following us?
Almost killed you wait. There's two guys walking that way. This is like a two-way spot
We the Bahamas
My god, what are we doing here again? What are we doing?
I don't like I don't like to see there
Oh
Around the rock by treasure and stash it in the ox wagon chance, okay
Thanks for a lot treasure
Mattis name is a shot guy for that and his giant axe
but it's
and two coins and coins,
and um, um, uh, uh, a cash can,
and you are loaded!
I'm loaded, I know!
Yeah, I think I put it in.
What is this? What is this? What is this?
What is this? What is this?
Nothing. It's not, guys. There's no need.
I was joking. It's a regular game.
Regular people.
You sure?
You're crawling away from us.
Yeah, I'm
How I teach my image where I want the guns me in the first second and third slide
Rescue the survivor and place him on the ox wagon, but we can do that
But you can't right now that's a cheap hard right now
Anything
To our bees not even job bees
At worst guys are gonna be a couple probably sick individuals
We are got this guy. I just need a little help
Talk with father Escalada and send the wagon back to bow or is this just to get us geared up
I told you guys
Oh, yeah, that's okay.
Oh, that's a lot of blood.
Yeah, you are still spewing blood, Chief.
Oh, but I mind putting your back finger in my bottle.
Put my finger in your bottle.
Oh, we got him.
That cow just docked over that tree.
Yeah, that's a hell of an animal.
That's a hell of an animal.
That whole shoo-tick, man.
Oh
Back where
I found a weird drink it I put it in the in the in there. I put my machete in there though. What if this guy steals our time?
It doesn't look like he's
Looks like you look like you're him
yeah absolutely no hold on just to be safe
delivers a little bit my gun reader my gun reader what my gun won't shoot
they're probably all wet
sub-stealing our stuff homeless bald guy
there
can I just go right here? this guy probably
are you sure you want to finish? yes
oh hey
that guy
excellent god
oh god
ow
oh my god
excellent word
Yeah.
Alright!
I'm sorry.
They found the bullshits.
Look at that, was that just so bad?
That wasn't bad at all, that wasn't bad at all.
It's just a little rainy.
It's just a little rainy, very easy game.
You really gonna want to save your ammo?
What's in there?
Is it there?
No.
It's watching, it's watching.
Guys, at least the spot should be...
It's watching, it's watching, it's watching!
It's how the game works and when you get corrupted you can't hear that oh wait apparently you're supposed to talk in game because once you get
Corrupted you can't hear your teammates
So why the fuck we talking game if you're not gonna be able to hear
Part of the game it's part of the game
The problem is the mics of the game that really worked that night so like
Like, I totally doubted talking to you.
Are we supposed to just over here?
Talking to Gabe, the mic has to work.
Peanut sucks at these types of games.
Wait, what type of game is that?
What are you talking about?
Name one game that plays like this game.
It's the end of the game.
Oh, no.
I hope that Mike will like to push the toss, doesn't it?
But that won't work.
And then read some to us.
I mean, we can talk for a chat for two hours.
You still talk to our chat for two hours?
Good, good idea.
I mean, we could, I mean, it would be better,
but it's just not gonna work with the mics.
Shocking every day.
It's just not gonna work.
Oh, no, no, no, the mics won't be weird for an open chat.
It's only when you did push the top.
Yeah.
Where is it?
Well, I'm down.
I might say thank you here and there,
and you guys just gonna have to deal with it.
Yeah, I might say a couple of thank yous as well.
Yeah.
Yeah!
All right, fine. Let's do that.
All right, all right then.
Mike's being weird as part of the game yet. No, it's not.
There's no way.
No, I actually heard it is. It's like space feedback that you're supposed to get.
Space feedback? What?
When I'm talking over a radio, I'm talking to a human being five dick likes in front of me.
What do you mean?
Yeah, space feedback.
I heard it. I'm just saying.
Space feedback.
You've been lucky.
you've you've been goofed on someone is new boot goofing on you like that all
right i'm back in the game i'm back in the game i'm back in the game
all right do we win do we win the game you we win the game and it's just that
kind of mission over and over again this is gonna be exciting it's gonna be a nice
little night a lot of loot it doesn't seem bad at all
it's gonna be a lot of loot i doubt we we saw a couple nice people on that island
now we gotta bring yeah why was it just random people on that island you empty
I think there's
Supposed to just give us our loot. I don't know. It's kind of weird for us. We got this undiscovered spot
What the axe is now here because of what we looted? Oh
This stuff has come
Oh, I have a chest. Oh
There's a monster. Oh
I got her. I got a little more a food ration. Oh, dude. Nice helmet
Pizza pizza
Yeah, it's the chalupa.
It's the chalupa.
The ring will rate you get online, go to the general, and save some time.
It saves some time.
The ring will rate you get online.
I just updated our axe.
Why? Check this out.
Okay.
Guys, look, this is the store.
Okay. You see, this is why I don't believe you that this game isn't about demons.
You can buy a crucifix for 10 spangles.
What's wrong with the crucifix?
That's not demonic.
Hey, I hate to tell you I hate to hear a priest.
Well, you- you- yeah!
Take me-
That's correct, take me-
Appreciate you guys.
Yeah, I- I- I- I'm getting word that someone took my ammo.
Is this your ammo?
Wait, is the vandalier the ammo?
I don't know.
These grenades. Oh, it probably is. How do I drop this?
Uh, she- she-
Are you hallucinating in this game?
I'm not scared
Yeah, I really like the giant drum that plays every second. It's amazing. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, this you want to die area
I'd log in boys lock it in
See what's going on this island
Oh, kill him!
He just used my gun!
Have a joke! Easy!
Mailman?
Get him!
Have a joke!
Oh, very easy, very easy.
How'd you throw it?
Have a joke!
No, I'm just...
Oh, see?
Oh, Gimmick, where do we go?
I don't know.
You guys are acting like I know any more about this game than you.
Have a joke!
I don't know what the fool is with.
Oh, shoot!
Which hit him in the head?
Oh this way guys very
Follow me guys. I played this a lot. Oh, good. Good. You're a master many times
That's good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, thank you. Okay. Look around right anything. There's a let it spawn right there. Okay?
Mm-hmm. Oh, there's a cave of a god there
This is the game that makes you hallucinate. Um
Um, yes, it is.
Surely not.
I don't think so.
I got a frog, guys.
Wait, I'm going to turn off motion the real quick.
Let the frog start tripping balls.
No, I'm cute.
Hey, check this out.
Oh.
Oh, cool.
Dead people.
I found a monster.
You can't.
I found a monster.
I got it.
John, careful.
I got a monster.
What?
Where?
In your pinch?
I don't want it.
It's in my hand.
Oh, my.
You lick the back of it.
Lick the back of it.
Careful guys, very good. See how scary it looks?
Demonic. Oh my, we're about to cruise the fix.
We have to do a synth safe.
You have one wrapped around you. Oh, I got a helmet!
Score!
What do you do with the drunken zillion?
Oh, a metal?
was that money money money I got a thing nice get it off was that guys guys guys guys
are wagon guys leaving a wagon guys leaving what are wagon guy
he's trying to follow us but he's confused wait this doesn't this look like
somewhere you should be able to know oh my guys guys I guys the space bar button
is the hip-hop for some reason I'm so sorry I'm so sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
sorry all right there is no jump there's no
jump button. Let me try space again.
This is the we're the worst priest ever. I'm talking to your deacon or whatever the hell
they're called getting you sent to Iceland. Where do we go? This way obviously.
here very clearly very obvious expedition going great it's going great
gimmick are you sure about this
good job man
hey my wife is eating my wife
yeah fuck you guys you have to hear that every time because I can't be on so lick my
I wish when I did know you.
Damn.
Sorry, Bob.
Alright, let's do this.
But I showed you, if we just followed the wagon, I bet you the wagon guy knows we're
gone.
We need to retrieve the logbook from the fort.
What?
Where you don't, where do you see that?
How do you know that?
I think we stopped.
I'm gonna drive down one more time.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You want me to jump over him? Yeah, go ahead.
Jump over you. Just catch some major air. Stay back. Catch some major air. Jump. Let me try. Let me try. Let me try.
Oh
Guys the wagon guys coming back
I think I think you I think he's going back for us to save us
You've got the same as mr. Wagon. Oh, thank God. Hey, what's that?
Nice guys guys
Oh
There's nothing I can do
There's a cock zombie watching
No
Stand back boys
Shut down!
So glad I have this little tiny chode knife.
She had one, she had one, that's how you do it.
That and how it's done.
We killed these poor guys.
I think they just, he was just protecting his friends.
Worthy would even zombie them if he's ugly bald people.
Dude imagine if we were to get on that man first.
Hold on, wait.
That one's not bald, do we still kill it?
Oh, he's a little chai.
What's that sound that tree just try to put his tentacle in this
Take this
Jump it over
I can't hit them with this tiny little
Trilogy what you do it now
That's his name. He's not dead. He's reaching. He's reaching.
That's the circle of life, guys.
Look at the shooting. Look at the other Earth.
He's back!
Oh my God!
Oh, I'm coming back from that one.
I don't think he's gonna double check.
Oh!
Okay, look, apparently if you don't miss it shows us the path. Listen
I
Reviewed on the right path. Yeah, it's revealed to me
It literally
I can't believe this!
Great shot though, great shot though!
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hold on now, hold on, hold on!
Everybody relax, everybody relax, everybody relax!
Everybody, hold on tight!
Ouch! Ouch!
Why, Jack?
This is not going well.
We are our own worst enemy.
Don't worry, I've got this fruit.
We can all share it.
Okay, does it make me not have a sliver of health?
It did nothing.
It did even give me a little bit of health.
It has 15 health.
I have got some rations.
He'll ride up.
All this guy, he'll be alright.
Oh, I got some fruit.
You eat this?
Oh, y'all move to the house, move to the house.
made me clench my cheek so hard.
Three times for that.
Oh, look at that.
That looks nice.
Help me, Jack.
A little piece for the little malpies.
I'm going to get a little parish.
No problem.
Look for berries, John.
Look for berries.
Berries?
A little bit of berries.
Here, here, take this.
Take this.
Put my things away.
How do you go into your inventory?
Oh, no, I don't think you can.
Yeah, I think you can either.
Yeah, you got to go to the box.
I need that. Hey guys, you go down here.
Where do we go?
Where do we go down there? That's where we were because that's the job where I actually
get to. Over here.
There's a door over here. They can only be open from the other side. Oh right here, right
here, right here.
Next to the tree? What tree? Oh, there's a ton of trees here pal.
Oh, find the tree, find the tree.
Can we get one guy? Can we get one car?
got that armored the mushrooms up the tree yeah I got it
oh what's up here something we can't climb it only be open for one time you
can climb up here oh they got oh right i like it what where
you might actually oh hold on that was a kidding i'm kidding
Yeah, I haven't actually seen my dude until now yeah, yeah my guy looks sweet my guy looks cool as hell
All right gang look out for berries and bald people
Oh, I see a bald person right now spotted one who's got a guy. All right, not sure you want to be talking about bald people
Thank you
This rapier it's so hard to hit you get that food rushing this out there
Yeah, oh you I'm looking at my health again. That's nice
I'm not oh my god. We should have brought the lantern. We should have brought the lantern boys. It's dark
Wait, my heart's beating real loud. Oh my god
I think my stream is a little bit darker than my screen. So I'm just gonna bump my DVD and control paint
just a little bit just like what just a dad just a dad just a dad there we go
my god what treasures treasure's oh killer wood yeah I got a little bit of
What do you want to do, inventory?
Wait, is the wagon guy here?
We got it backtrack.
The wagon guy's out here.
Yeah, he can't get up here because he's...
He's stupid.
He's got that wagon energy.
He's got that donkey energy.
Alright, I'm going to go drop off some loot here.
Okay.
What are these mushrooms do?
I just ate what I did not do.
Oh, a minor health boost.
Who's watching to reduce your feeling of isolation? Oh, I was my house. I don't guys laser. I'm only my house
Yeah, you guys the ability to open the door come on. Yeah, you gotta go back
Wait, where was that way up? I think we go beyond there. This is where you got the arm around
I'm disabling 10 gm and then this door right here this door
Yeah, okay, all right. Hold on. I'm gonna check this real quick
I wouldn't forge ahead. I'm gonna get that door open for you boys. I'll be right back just watch that door
I'll be right back
Either
What's this?
Get out of the gimmick!
Oh.
Oh, that's a secret passage.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh.
Is that you?
Hey.
Yeah, that was me.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Oh, you scared me.
You scared me.
Right.
Like, oh, we got there.
Oh, we got there.
Oh, there was I.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
That was good.
Yeah, but you knew that with your mouth?
Yeah, I did.
I can do so much about that much you buy some of you
How do we get across here? I don't know maybe we'll go back this way
I don't know oh I gotta know somewhere look at that
Oh, that's not troubling at all. That's completely normal. All right. I don't know where to go.
Maybe like right here. We jumped out of here with me. That's what I was thinking too. I was waiting for you to do it first.
What
It's got waves.
Can I have that armor?
I think it's a totally natural, probably oversized sea urchin.
Not the new one.
Yeah, he takes his spruce tree.
I'm right about that.
Where's that armor?
Help me, Jake!
What the fuck is this dimension?
Oh, shit!
Okay, that was a fun...
Oh, right.
right over a lot. There's the
logbook. So we came here for us.
Well, we came here for we do it
even 1750 with the gold to grab
this logbook. Well, yeah, yeah,
yeah, but yeah, but I can't
drop this. Um, we just
tastefully took it back to the
wagon. Oh, we just tastefully
take it back. A bunch of cards.
Oh, he's got a bunch of cards.
Hey, get him!
Get him!
Oh, man.
He got a bunch of cards.
He's huge.
Get him!
He's huge.
This guy uses antibiotics immediately.
Get him!
That's you!
Look!
Wait, it is me.
Get him!
What the heck?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there he goes.
Who am I?
There he goes.
Yep.
Show your logbook, Jim.
I need health?
Bad.
Um.
there's food everywhere I can't find any food I can't even carry it all oh yeah
yeah yeah all the armor should be right here I put all the do you see I put
other do you see somewhere wait armor okay wait it's back over here okay
Okay, here's I think it teleported back when we got from the guy
Found it right here
These sure boss you see what it's a lot of illusion
I'm sure it wasn't an illusion. It was I don't do illusions
Do that?
What about down there? What's that? Oh shit, there's some stuff down there. Oh, yeah
well let me let me load up the wagon real quick oh give it give it this time
disappear give it this time to stop down here I can't grab like a like a like a
coin and a metal I'm coming let me come back
she was watching I need it I need to load up the wagon
About this what you do
But why I still need to pick up these coins
No, I'm not how I go over here
Yeah
Oh
Yeah, you gotta be careful. Yeah, yeah, that'll happen
Can you say anything about me?
Dude hold me in the wagon just let me get
Clap
Well, I'm leaving this spot. I don't have the coins
Yeah, the coins are down there. I don't know if you know how to crawl but
If you didn't crawl then you can go under that thing
Okay, how do you crawl?
Oh, oh, you can only crouch now.
Oh, hey, can you crawl?
I don't know.
No.
You activate motion blur to stop me in a pussy.
Because you activate motion blur to make you a pussy.
What the hell?
Hey, is that like a thing?
Hey, is that?
Let's sleep.
Huh?
What?
How do you, wait, just having no motion blur to make you a pussy?
What?
No.
I don't know what that means.
Never even heard of a person who prefers motion blur.
He neither!
That sounds insane.
Wait, so there's no way to call in that rock, right?
You might have an insane person.
I don't think so.
Hold on, let me look at control settings.
Okay.
Controls.
Uh...
Call allies, G.
Okay, whatever that means.
I'll try it.
Oh, creep.
Crouch. Let's just control left control.
Oh, oh!
Me and the buck driver played Tabacco Polo.
What a blessing.
Wait, wait, do you get the two coins?
Do we have enough gold to get out of here?
I don't know, do you get the two coins?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're good. Put it on there, we'll see.
Oh yeah, we got plenty of gold, we're good.
We are building a game might use it for
All right, let's go. I wish that armor didn't disappear. That's a tragedy. I
Was right around here when I got attacked
kill him kill him kill John
John hold on John
oh we could look
oh that will fix it
we will
maybe a little
but I'll be a flash wound
Maybe just like a nice relaxing night watching TV in the saw that what John's comfort show is we could go off that's the office
He loves the office. He always he doesn't come down come and stop down
We'll set him up real nice
That's your lovely to hear he's gonna be fine. That's your lovely to hear
God you're good, man. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah, oh, hey Jimmy
She that guy yeah, she that fucking massive guy
No! No! No!
Oh, John! No!
John got sucked again.
Oh, shit, I'm dying.
Ugh!
I'm dying.
Oh, wait for us!
Wait for us!
That wasn't me that you guys just killed, but it was like the corrupted version of me.
That was really weird.
John, John, really?
John, was it really the corrupted version of you?
Really?
It wasn't really me.
No way!
John talking to you.
John talking to you, big boy.
ridiculous.
John genuinely thinks we're embossed.
I think it was Jimmy.
Jimmy, John just came in
and said, did you know that wasn't me?
That was a corrupted version of me that you were attacking.
What?
How long did he think it was?
What? I couldn't tell.
By the shallow skin and the demonic eyes.
Sorry, space monster eyes.
Let us go.
Ah, mission success.
Help me, Jack!
I have to get another John.
Oh, shit, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I have like one more!
Oh, shit!
These are the bullets of fun.
I needed that to cool down.
Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!
Just doing my part!
Of course, of course!
That was even the updated axe that I spent all of her money updating.
Fantastic, fantastic.
But perhaps it's simply silly.
Like a reward.
That's the effing little field, y'all.
What are those called, murlocs?
Hmm.
It is not easy to measure its worth.
Oh.
Oh, it's actually really easy.
There's a number right at the top of the box.
A dead frog is eight dollars?
Who's buying a dead frog for eight dollars?
Not much to look at scientists, I guess
We need to shut a sec. I'm free. I scored
What am I doing over here?
Well
There you go. He looked down. Um
No, no, not bad
Is that John?
The guy's desk to the right. Oh
Oh, hold on now. Hold on
Hey, we should not to do area
Oh
Yeah
And so is all my surprise
Guys we have literally no supplies except for these times possible
That can't be right
but but but but but I don't even know how to select these knives what do we
already weapon oh wait maybe we have to select the front market is top it's
gonna crash in some point eight dollars per run that's ridiculous John's in one
word yeah yeah you just start the mission we guys need a weapon do you have
Weapon
You lie captain you're having stupid. He's one of the
Fuck you!
Hey!
Wait!
Hey!
You punched me, get away with it!
Get out!
Do you think you can walk back?
Do you make?
You punched me, get away with it!
Get out of me!
Fuck you, sir!
Get out of me!
Get off him!
You're gonna be a choice for me, sir!
Get out of me!
Peter!
I'm the captain of the boat!
I am the captain of the boat!
Get out of my boat!
Hey!
Yeah, for my bond!
Oh, bye!
Yeah!
I'm leaving!
Hey!
Show me your puzzle.
Wait, hold on.
What?
Oh, okay, I'm gonna select the next mission.
Okay.
Wait, alright.
Yeah, we can choose missions now!
Oh!
This super guy, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh!
Hmm.
Hey, you guys know how to turn your YouTube channel on?
I realized you could have checked.
Wait.
What?
Oh
You just signed the contract and they supply you holy shit
Oh
These are the supplies we get guys
Not the supplies we have to get
All the same
Hello, we're going on a treasure hunt. Okay. Yeah, I'm not send peanut wait. Oh, they're here. They're here. It works
Oh, that's nice
Nice, but you want the ammonia sauce?
We have two halogenes right to how much I'm ahead
No
No, no, no, no, you need bolts not arrows. I need the arrows. Wait, he not needs the bolts.
You sure that's for you guys to do it. Yeah, you have a crossbow. I have a long bow
No, they're not oh, I see
We go there we go
I don't know John. Have you earned it? It's our teeth. It's our teeth. That's how clear
Oh, see there's not right here. There's a knife right here. I thought I had my time. I got me killed
Well, I only have a knife in a bow
All right
Yep, they can everybody can hear you right now
Okay, hello
God!
Let me get some of those arrows.
I don't have the arrows.
He's got all the arrows.
Let me get some of those arrows.
You're not gonna end John.
Oh my God.
Oh, you piece of dick.
Piece of dick.
Let's walk in.
You're not gonna end John.
No, no.
He's not here.
It's just chaos.
That'd be amazing.
Is this what we were last time?
Oh, I've got to wear the game now.
I've got to wear the game now.
What the, what the, what the?
What the, what the?
What the?
I
Holy shit, do not attack the cow
Locked was a
fucking
how many arrows you got Mr. Gimmick?
mmm just the one
I gave you more than that
noooo
let me check
how many do you see?
um
one, two, three, four, five
oh you guys I have two knives
do you want a knife?
Oh, there it is.
No, no, no, I have a knife.
There's a knife. There's a knife right there. I got the knife.
You plan on picking the arrows up, Mr. John?
Pick the arrows up!
You're not fucking it.
I hate you!
Here, take this. This is a good one.
I already have one of those.
I appreciate you.
No matter, I appreciate you.
You're a good man. No matter, you're a good man.
man.
You said that no man is.
Look in right.
It's my man.
So do you.
He's got his paper.
He's going to call him back.
Thanks, Mr.
This is pretty cool.
I mean, hopefully it gets a little bit more intense.
Yeah, I'm looking.
That's my thing.
I'm not going to scavenge a husband.
Forever.
Right. I'm with you.
Alright, John. Take her back, sir. Take her back.
There he goes. You don't like it.
You look like Mr. Wagon.
Mr. Wagon, a present for you.
The... Oh! Great place to start.
Oh, is that deer's indibondage?
Hell, look at that.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god. We're draining it.
Oh, I don't want money to talk to you now. I'll go off again.
I think I do go to the next one. I do go.
I think we need to keep on going.
Huh. What's all this red stuff? Hungers?
What's all these voices I'm hearing?
Look at this weird looking tree.
three. That's three. That's
three. That's um uh oh. Uh oh.
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a three.
It's a three. It's a three.
What's that John? It's a naked
alien. It's an alien. Rose.
No, no, no, I can hear this ready
Here John
I got some more really do you find any board for me Mars? Thank you
No
Wait, wait, wait, that's me. That's John. Kill me. Hey
Which is the real one?
How do we know you're not the-
He's the giant zombie judge!
You're a zombie judge!
Oh my god!
You proud of yourself?
Are you gonna help me?
Shut up!
Oh my god!
Take that!
You're too busy trying to kill me.
Oh my god!
play in voice chat guys we play in the game-game voice chat and said of the
endgame voice chat you stupid bitch you stupid mother f***ing stupid
that guy was so dumb that you confused me yeah I'm bleeding am I gonna be dying
we're in the game voice chat fuck you we're in the game voice chat
Oh my god, oh my god, we're falling apart
Use the smelling sauce
He's weak. He's weak, it's what he needs.
Don't look. Hey buddy, we're gonna get you a big farm.
I don't have bandages.
We're gonna get you a big farm and a bunch of rabbits.
Bandages?
Bandages, what do you mean?
Band the rabbits?
I'm slowly bleeding to death.
Oh, I've got a bandage. Yeah, you take these, you guys.
You go.
You take the bandage.
I got it.
Don't you dare.
there fucking they can stop you again don't you dare die have me there
oh shit it's guys it's the space monsters they're getting you
space monsters yeah the space bar
oh there's a helmet right there's a bunch of bees oh my god you shot the helmet
for me what my helmet just fell on John oh my god our guys down there I'm tying
you guys out I'm gonna tie you guys up and put you on the wagon I'm not here
Come on gang
There is oh my god, I've got it towards
Gonna go this way
But are you sure that's the real killing back there
There's something gimmick would say
I say that all the time. I say that all the time. I'm always saying that.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. I'm always saying that.
Alright, come on, Jack. Come on, everybody. Look this way.
I ain't shall ride. You pooped.
Oh, here we go!
Oh, my God.
Here we go, guy!
Whoa!
Guys! Guys!
Oh, hold on! Someone down here!
Guys, look right there!
What?
Oh, great.
I see a regular forest bird.
What's the problem?
Oh, shit!
good
Good job, dad
Thank you. All right. There's a guy down here with a lantern looks kind of creepy. Let's go all night
That's hot
You're gonna judge
We get our arrows
What the hell?
Get out of here!
He's back!
Oh, he's back!
Get out of here!
Oh, God!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Look at me go!
There he goes!
Mama, there goes that man!
Nice work!
Oh, fuck.
Oh
I'm getting out you can have you can have it you can have
I'll take you to this guy stay back guys
I'll take care of him.
Oh, Jack!
I didn't mean that one.
I need to pick up the ball.
What?
Right, guys?
Oh, fuck.
I missed once again.
I got my ball.
There's a lot to see.
I got my ball into this.
Wait.
Oh, that was just...
Oh, nice.
Oh, there's one one ball over here. I got a ball except for like one baby
It's whatever whatever
Come back to life. I mean that's you stop it up
Oh
You're the wrong portion of town all your landings
I think we need a torch
Thank you, I'm gettin' it.
I'm gettin' it out.
Oh.
I found your bolts.
No, no, no, I can't be good.
I lose it just there.
Oh, you can't be good.
I think I'm bleeding.
Ah.
Yeah.
Oh.
There.
Sneak up behind him.
Stab him.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Good work.
Oh.
John.
What's happening?
John.
Do we find anything worth money?
We need to stop with money.
There's an idol over here.
Oh good work, David!
We're doing pretty good.
Oh yeah, very easy.
Very easy.
I'm putting some ammo for a gun.
You save unlimited time on this class?
Oh guys, you have unlimited time!
can be employed to restore consciousness to fallen allies
that could be the worst- oh that's what this stuff is for
who's that?
John's just being a poop dog
John's being a real toot, you know?
I don't think that's John, boss!
Oh, look at this.
No, I'm right.
Do it with me.
This game's there by.
Oh, guys, hold on.
Son of a cave.
Got my torch.
All right, what's crack-a-lackin' here?
What's crack-a-lackin'?
What's your sing?
The Luz del Cerro Mushroom
John, I hope this thing makes you trip absolute ballsack
Okay, this looks like it would make you trip absolute ballsack
Hey, someone take this mushroom and eat it
I'm already eating it, I'm trying to trip mouths
What do you found this? You reading one?
Oh no, oh my god
Take that, fucking give it to me dude
Woo!
Are you feeling okay?
Did you pull out a torch or am I sick?
Come on in!
John just ate a psychedelic mushroom, so we're doing pretty good here.
Exciting, exciting, exciting.
Oh
Charges case. Oh, I should have done more ammo. Oh for a gun I don't have
What happened to our guns?
Do we sell them on that today we're going there
John well that's the work job. Oh
My god
an idiot excellent work excellent work there that was impressive
John this one again this one again this is one again either way it's just like a
big one you do things you wouldn't do what happened to be nice just got up I
think he's oh did he just slip dude this rock right here is slippery
What the hell is that?
I don't know, but I hope it's murder.
Wait, that's me! That's me!
Oh! Oh my gosh!
Oh!
Hold on now.
Oh! Hold on now.
Okay.
I'm gonna go get him.
Hold on now. Okay. All right. All right. Let's get okay. All right. Okay. You are John
Everything's going. Oh, this is great
Oh
Good
Oh no! Hold on, no. Okay.
There's none of them! Hold it!
Give it to him! Give it to him! Give it to him!
And he's dead.
Oh, oh, get out, playgum!
I haven't done this before a thousand times.
What kind of man?
You could have been my man.
Hail Mary all the way down to the ten-yard line
No, you gave it a wrong we gave it everything we had
Chip
Get to the builds with you!
Now I have to start the mission!
Will you let me start the mission?
Stop it!
You're going in the middle of it!
You fucked it all up, John!
Well, I did it. No, I didn't.
It's on him.
We're going for a gold foray.
I'm not sending you empty handed.
You want gold foray?
Foray!
um what's your bond delir that's ammo ammo
Ohhhh.
You hear that, John?
Handle for my gun!
Get in there!
Cut it out!
It's on the leader.
Alright guys, this time we're not going to fail.
This time we are not going to fail the salvagers.
Walk in there!
Thank you, Mr. Ghandel once again.
And thank you, Mr. Sheeper, to appreciate you.
Oh
Over here he's over here. He said he likes you. He loves you
Who do you like boy? Oh my god
Hey guys right here guys
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
She burned her hand.
Oh, you are, she burned her hand.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I want to go over here.
Pussy.
Hey, guys, up on the jibber.
Up on the jibber.
That was a good look.
We're head done.
We're set.
Jail.
She pulled up a new.
I love you, and the game, the harder it gets.
Oh, but it is unlimited.
Oh, oh, no, no.
Oh, my god, not again.
Not again.
We have no proof.
Right on the spot.
Not again.
I'm doing this because I love you.
That's just because I love you!
I love you so much!
So much!
Alright, come on guys!
Another little drape through the jungle.
Very swiftly, very swiftly.
Jock, let's get a move on!
This is a different mission.
Alright, not bad.
Alright guys, excuse me peanut, sorry.
After you, good sir.
After you?
Gotta get the loot, gotta get the loot, gotta get the loot.
After you fight-
SIR!
Oh, Jesus.
You know what?
What now is this?!
Hey!
Don't touch him!
That's my job!
I'm just defending myself.
I will defend myself.
Don't what even I've tagged you!
The best defense is a good offense. I got a cool helmet
Do I I go I got my suit chief I've got my show
Everywhere I look where we go you go over here
Oh, here's a cave.
Oh!
Goddamn!
Are you fucking me? You're fucking me, guys!
You're sucking me! You're sucking me!
Help! Help! Help me please!
Rage!
Peanut, look out! Look out!
I'm a whatie! I got him!
Oh fuck, he's got me! He put a gun on me!
Hey, let him go!
Let him go!
What the hell's the time?
Let him go!
Are you bleeding?
Yeah, I got you these banners. What's in it? Oh
Good good. Whoo. That was close one. Ah
Wait guys guys guys come back here. There's armor. There's armor. Where?
I
You go into CP's hybridating for the weekend we're in the cave with the king
I'm gonna I know you grab the you grab the test
Is there a melee weapon in there? Oh, this is nice. This is nice. He's gonna be worth a thousand bucks 100%
Okay, wait follow me. I'll be right back. I got back
Oh
Armor armor game name the mound curse
Legend of
Oh my god, there was another piece here
Oh my god, there was two pieces of armor. John you want to help me?
No, I'm a whole childhood. I don't need it now. It looks it looks great. Are you done?
That's all you got that's all you could bust it
berries very nice very nice oh another statue like that
it's oh it's a point oh dude nice John John John John sorry John that one didn't
that one didn't mean that one was doing a little potty-pattern. You stupid idiot!
You missed that spot, Bob. Weeve.
Alright, you win this time. You win this time, pal.
Oh shit! That's a bird!
Kill it! Kill the fucking bird!
Hold on, I gotta call the, um...
I gotta call the guy. What's the wheel again if we're calling the guy?
G? G, like this.
Oh, he's over yonder, he's over yonder.
I'm sure I have a strategy point.
I was depositing some treasures.
There's loot everywhere that we missed.
We're missing loot on loot on loot.
Hold on, we have made no progress.
We've made no progress.
We're rich.
What the hell?
What?
Uh...
What?
Uh...
What?
You're going insane.
You're both ghouls and you sound like...
You sound...
Stop going insane!
Cut it out!
Back to us!
Uh...
We're your friends! We're not fools! We don't want to hurt you, idiot!
We're not fools!
We want to do that!
We got any spelling salt?
I got an idiot!
I got a bit back there.
We gotta move! We gotta move!
I'm gonna go this way. We're not making any progress. I'm gonna go this way.
I wish you would track a lack of this way.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Hold this.
Huh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, shit. Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh!
Oh, my God! Help him!
Help me! Help me!
You got him. You got him.
Yeah, I got my gang now.
I got my gang now!
Was it my gang love?
You really get the point?
I got gang wallah!
You just repeat that every...
Okay!
Let me repeat every gang!
My gang is fine.
I just want to repeat that.
I just want to repeat that every gang is good.
Here it is.
No, it's all good, guys.
God!
Oh!
Oh, dude!
Oh, boy!
Oh, my God.
Thanks!
Thank you!
I ain't got a body to get back up. I ain't got a body to get back up.
Oh, small camp, I'm small camp, small camp, small camp.
Jack with a boat.
Oh my God.
Hey, get up, get up!
I'm not gonna die!
Hey, get up!
Small spot, pussy.
Oh, yeah.
Don't break out this guy.
Oh, fuck.
I got em!
Everything is fine, I'm fine.
Everything is good, I'm good.
Oh, here's a chest!
Now, if you were going insane, you guys wouldn't have anything to take care of that.
Hey guys, um, yeah, wait, if you like, like, I just want to make sure we all...
yep
oh my god
nothing to worry about
run
oh I'm just colliding with my clan
oh my god
retreat retreat
This is you!
I'll treat it!
Yeah, this is me!
How you doin' by John?
John!
Is that you John?
John!
That's not John!
That's not you!
Ow!
All right!
Oh, guys, you can punch him and then come back to regular!
Just punch him!
Ow!
Guys, you can punch him and then come back for me, the zombie!
Who you are?
Oh!
Oh, he's not lying!
He's not a lie!
Who are you?!
Those zombies were fake the whole time.
They did.
They were all fake?
Really?
They disappeared when we punched each other.
Hey guys, listen, listen, I just, I, like, I know, like, we're loading this force and stuff, and like, none of us are going insane, but like, everyone else's screen is getting all red and wavy, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's these flowers.
I think it's just a nature thing.
You know, like, some flowers have like, no, no dimensional properties.
Properties. Oh, that's much better. See it's just those flowers
Yeah, you guys you're overreacting there's really nothing to worry about. Do we need this deer? Is that part of the mission?
Really?
I think they give us a lot of sauce
They give us a lot of money. I got a cash or a dollar
Hmm I've got dollar dollar
A lot of dollar, dollar.
Oh, you want to take it boys?
I'm gonna eat you.
And the next game, we can actually maybe just buy weapons
instead of dealing with the crap that they give us.
Mrs. Spaces.
Sounds like Jon's done for.
Oh, oh, oh, you can't take this.
I picked it up back there.
Oh, I don't need that. I don't have it.
I don't have it.
You're holding a crossbow.
Oh, no, you're holding a gun.
I have a crossbow.
Oh, ridiculous.
Got him.
Oh, man.
Hey, yeah.
Really, we have three hours left.
Was that the other one?
Oh no, it's three hours left, I don't know until the island explodes into a fiery house
cave.
Oh no, that's not gonna take a long time.
Oh I thought more about you, I thought more, I thought more about you, don't worry about
that.
Hold on, I'm gonna strip off for a second.
This glowy one's good.
They make you feel less alone.
Oh, that's great!
Maybe that heals sanity?
Yeah, that's what I need.
Hey, there's probably sanity.
Yeah, I don't know how to catch you.
Who's this guy?
Oh, he's gonna be a killer with you.
I don't understand what we're supposed to be doing or where we're supposed to be going.
You know what I mean?
You gotta get the hit tab. We have to retrieve another logbook.
Oh! Oh, that's easy!
Come on, gang!
We gotta find the fort. We gotta find the fort.
This should be a fort somewhere around Yodger.
Surely! Surely!
What does a fort look like?
I was a board where would I be oh guys guys I got a really cool dinner plate
the eat the rest of the psychedelic much use yeah
Oh, there's, there's something else!
Dang, dang, there's a ton of stuff over here! We gotta grab it!
You take this, you take this!
You take that, you take that, I'm gonna grab the other thing! Oh, you grab it, okay, okay!
Oh, you can, did you have your track clicking yet? Look!
What?
How do you get this, how do you get this, do you click?
You gotta crank my hog.
Oh, there's something on Cranky, not Cranky.
Oh.
Hey, where the hell are these ones?
They got a hard-to-beat noob.
Oh, God!
Oh, it's a wild hog.
It's a wild hog.
Yes.
Beat his dick, beat his dick!
Beat his dick, beat his dick, beat his dick!
Yes!
Good job!
Nice shot.
Nice sweep.
Thanks, boss.
You gotta get out of this totally natural flower bed.
This is the way, guys. You can tell there's no white light on it.
Um, get in our kite here, sin. My wife is in some strange universe.
She's not only extra loud, but she is around.
Hey!
Fuck your wife!
Argosol's sin...
Fuck!
Your wife!
Doctor says he's perfectly healthy. Unfortunately, he's already developed an irrational hatred for taxes.
For taxes
Allison's birthday, and you wish her a happy birthday
Your streams
Oh
Guys
Nice
Guys guys guys
Oh
My god, oh my god
We got it. We got it. We got it.
Two.
Three.
Wait.
You guys, do you want to tell us she learned?
She's crazy.
You.
Touch me.
Hey, give me.
Who's that standing right behind you?
You got me.
What?
Oh, god.
No, no, no, that's Chris. That's Chris.
I
Sorry
Chris changed Chris changed I apologize. Yeah, Chris was much more killed back in the day with huge
later boy we got into that all those conspires that flatter stuff I was going
over here he's always seen brochures oh oh he's been trying to get me into a
time to share in Colorado that Chris is a desperate desperate self after three
months from all this sort of comments I mean he's still the same old Chris we
you on snow that's right that's right oh you're right yes we just have to get
in there any bolts oh I don't think so yeah yeah how do we get the four well
Shucks
Thank you
I do not for how we get that boy back. He's coming back. I would take that
Think we gotta go the other way. We got to go another way another way. It's a good way
But we go over there. Look you can see it there
John where we go?
Follow me. Oh
Oh guys guys guys your character your captain needs your help
Oh
Guys we have to get to that can't stop we're gonna die
fire oh well here we look oh I interrupted him just as he was about to
grab an ally yeah give it give it the person that died wasn't the job he was
We did get the job again.
There we go.
Oh man, there he goes.
Oh my knife is broken.
It's my knife is broken and I'm out of ammo.
Oh my god.
Run!
Oh
My god
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, hey, God. Oh my god
Oh
What the hell is that? Oh the tree tree
I
Can't put you down
AHHHHHHHHH!
Someone help!
Help!
Oh my god!
You're back!
Shh!
Oh!
You...
Are you happy? Are you happy? Are you happy?
Are you happy, are you happy?
Augh!
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Aah!
I
The god this game is hard
It was like a thousand of it. Did you see that?
It was a thousand of those monsters success boys the hair's edge
I
Why is it we saw it under water now?
I don't know if we're good enough to win this game
No, I think we need to buy me another two of us didn't have melee weapons
Well, I am maybe weapon in a drug.
A knife.
Alright, let's start the mission and I think we can buy, I think we can buy gear from over here.
Does this sound weird? Does this sound weird?
Wait, does this voice sound weird?
Fuck me.
My voice?
Oh.
You guys sound like you're underwater.
Underwater?
Underwater.
That should be a bug.
Oh, you probably got a little bit of that goo in your ear.
Uh-oh.
You got a little bit of that goo in your ear.
Zombie come yeah, oh actual flash my believe it's called me to get it. You go ahead
Thank you, oh you shot much better now
Let's do well if we are alright
Okay, don't start yet don't start
I
Still no
Okay
Guys, I have two dives. You may need an extra knife. Oh
Yeah, I already have a machete
I have a nice surely he's nice stuck
You can backstab with them. No, wait hold on
It's we buy a cruise effects or no
Yeah, you're the priest you should fry cruise effects. I'm a month. I'm a month. I did loved it
I want to play the second one
Yeah, I played it both. I totally do
You would oh, yeah, you know you hear that what?
We're playing Sun to the force to you
You would like that one.
I've already played that game.
That game is old.
No, two.
I've also played the game.
No, two.
I've beat that game.
No, no, two!
Yeah, that game is also very old.
You always know.
It's the second one, so it's gotta be new.
Guys, I think if we just put our hands together,
we can win this easy.
We I believe I believe that we can achieve
Oh, gosh, there's a bunch of stuff at the bottom of the ship
We can hit
It's Pharaoh, be careful.
Shut up!
Then shut up, give it to me!
It's Pharaoh, doggy, goodbye!
Fuck!
What?
I didn't want you to do what I did!
Don't blame me when you get the rabies!
I thought you was rude!
Worth it!
And if the dog could bite me and have its fangs still around my arm,
and I'd still keep petting it.
Wait, give it, where'd you go?
Crazy, I have to dog now.
down one so we have failed to extract with them but if we extract with the
deer we can take to this guy and get a bunch of rations oh surely there's
somewhere in this damn ship where we can buy weapons though wait um I don't know
I there's an angle up top you could up three weapons and then there's this
Wait, let me check this one.
Wait, let me check the intel.
Shut up.
Support.
You were just too low level.
We don't have any tokens, boss.
We don't have any tokens.
We do have tokens.
We have 27.
So what's inside right here?
I don't want it.
It'll break me too.
two wait do you have one now I've got one I got a much a day so you have to
you keep two knives all right wait guys guys guys guys listen listen don't go
with me sprint to the finish we go right for the fort okay
the long run against around around no fluffing around no fluffing wait
What about a little fluff?
Maybe just a little fluffin'.
A little fluffin'? Can I fluff it?
Oh, that's fine!
I'll say it's good.
The more noise you make, the quicker the forest awakens.
Whoa.
Well, we don't make that much noise.
Yeah, I don't make a lot of noise at all.
we're notoriously kind of choose our words very no we got out with that
no we got out with that
it was a bunch of random shit every round
we're doing it wrong
but hopefully your guys voices get fixed wherever we go at
Oh
You guys I only have tasteful out of floppy and he got supposed to find out. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah
You were a little I didn't even know but yeah, you were
Rookie back there. You sound much better
All right, I got a puppy immediately
do you say
You know eight million. Oh
Yes gimmick. I have a new spot. Jack
They don't do sixes, so I'm gonna do an H.
Well, there he goes, there goes that man getting higher, there he goes, getting higher.
Look at him in the sky, look at that boy, he's flying, he's got that man in the sky.
What?
Stop that!
Alright everybody follow me, we're gonna face me again, we're gonna go all the way to the end.
Alright?
Alright.
Buffalo pops a pity every twenty minutes.
Guys, that's, hey, gimmick, you do pouches, right?
I do.
How many do you do like a day?
A lot.
Yeah, fuck you, you're the big white.
I ain't going to do that all the time.
Yeah, I got one of these bitches in my mouth 24-7. I'll even fall asleep with them sometime.
Oh, yeah, that one I'm not too proud of. That one I'm not too proud of. That's what I'm not too proud of.
Oh, we found the camp already.
Is this where the log book is?
No, no, no, but this is where our armor over here, like last time, is right behind the log. See, look.
look you can see it behind the log there and there's a treasure chest right
This is by watching.
Wait, what? Where's the envelope?
In the crate. In the crate.
I don't got the notices.
Wherever he fills up his gun with gunpowder, he dumps 90% of it on the ground.
Oh my God. What an idiot.
Oh shit, here's a giant musket right here.
Oh.
Okay, okay, no fucking around. No fucking around.
No fucking around.
What?
I'm just bumping around!
I don't have any room! I don't have any room John! You get it!
I don't have any room!
I'll do it all!
No, I got some!
Guys, we gotta get moving!
We're wasting daylight here!
We're burning daylight!
Come on, gang! Come on, gang! Quick, quick, quick!
I don't know what it's for!
It's these bushes.
It's gonna be a mess.
Oh!
Oh, hey, watch out or whatever.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Hey, give me a click out.
All right, let's go.
I've just an idol up here, but I don't have the room
to grab a gig in.
Yeah.
How do you like this thing?
Like what?
Shit.
Like what?
My torch.
What do you mean?
Like what, like what, like what?
I have a torch.
It's not on my screen.
Come on, Dave.
This is supposed to stop the tree branches from resurrecting the plane.
Resurrecting a plane.
I don't think you can resurrect a plane.
This again, I'm sure I'm real hard.
It's a torch.
Basic engineering.
Yeah welding a squared must be squared equal to c-square
Here's your chance
I say we get the the logbook first and then we go for the loot yeah logbook first you go right for the logbook
Come on boys. Come on boys. Yeah, where we go from here unless we see
I taste what my day full.
I think this is good.
This is what we go about over here.
Who's that guy?
Looks.
Who's that?
Hey, is that Joby?
Oh, guys, guys, grab this.
Grab me.
What?
I don't have any space.
I don't have any space either.
What?
I'm dropping these smelling salts.
OK, OK.
I think the guy's right there.
You can put the smelling salts in the box.
Look at him fly.
I've never seen him move.
Yes, we called you you were leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, I have some of your man milk, please
You just fall asleep over here. Yeah, I got it on the job. Oh, it's a snail trail
Oh, that's what this white stuff is on the ground. Yeah. Yeah, it's so you know where you where you've come from
Wait a minute, is this call it different to you guys what?
is the cow look no it's about the same to me yeah guys you're right same here same
here he is normal I'm gonna put you in the wagon looks normal to me the cow looks
like an inside-out testicle I'm getting excreted fantastic fantastic all right
guys we gotta get a move on we're do boo boo fit where we should be locked in and
dialed up I'm going this way I think this way I think this way that way all
right I'm putting up my lemon peppers that was I'm getting to it there's that
guy again what is he doing here
Oh
My god, I did that to you
Hey, Grace, where's Christian?
Oh my god
I would be saying.
Oh, I just draw that as she.
Oh my god.
She double ticked up on a Monday night.
You see that?
About 17 infections.
You could celebrate a birthday with all that.
You could celebrate a birthday with all that cake.
You see that?
Yeah.
That's a marvel.
Oh, wait one minute.
Nothing.
Talk to my son.
He's a wild shot.
Thank you guys, man.
Ah, you stupid deer!
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need these thrashies.
God, I've got excellent hunting.
Excellent hunter.
A natural hunting, Mr. Peanut.
Thank you.
A natural hunter.
My dad just let me read that copy of you.
Oh my god.
He said, he said, he said.
Wait, what are we doing wrong here?
I thought this was the way that we went.
I did too, and I don't see it anywhere.
Yeah, are you in the wrong way?
Okay, hold on. Let's just start running in a different direction.
Okay, as long as you're not going to a white line, you're going the right way.
Yeah.
That's where he's going.
You can see flies under your eyeballs. Everybody sees that, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's totally normal, yeah, it's totally normal.
Yeah, 100%, 100%.
Maybe we can just sneak around and shine.
I don't think they see us.
Shit, hey, what's up, just being a zombie as well.
Ah, brains.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I see it, I see it, I see it, it's right here.
What am I doing?
I'm going back for a gimmick!
I'm coming gimmick!
I'm coming!
I got the crow.
I think.
Oh my god.
Gimmick, we're here.
I had to convince Pila to get you.
That was a close one.
Now, would you...
Oh, here's the camp again!
Oh my!
Okay, and this...
No, I remember now now we need to go we need to follow I know where we are. I know where we are
Are you sure?
Guys
I'm coming I'm coming
John you're swinging at the air. There's nobody there. There's nobody there big guy
Don't worry, John, you're safe now.
You're welcome.
Just doing my fight.
Absolutely.
Good fight of meat sick.
So, the goal is...
We went that way, so the food level is this way.
Yeah.
This is where we...
Everything's fine.
We're going to get it.
this is where we everything fell apart we were on our way to our destiny yeah
exactly wait so now we go are we going to here don't we in this kind of yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we are going over there
Actually, we're gonna get a high IQ as well.
Only top 0.01% of the people make it this far.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Only top 0.1% are you serious?
Top 0.01% of people will make it this far.
We're like the best players ever.
Yeah.
We're literally amongst the best players.
Holy crap.
My email us say dude. How'd you make it that far so fast? Well technically is the top
100% of the human population make it this far in this game. Oh my there. Most people don't play this game, but it's still true
It's still true. Oh, I
Just got an email from Obama congratulating on how far I've gotten into the game. There's no way
What an honor.
You said peanut.
You're doing really great.
That's Obama, by the way.
Obama's at you.
My fellow peanut.
You, my friend.
Are doing really great.
My friend.
I appreciate what you're doing for the gaming world.
thank you very much I told you guys let me be you are doing great
Where you are Peter the Hurt at the top.
.01% in the mound of Cthulhu, Omen of Cthulhu.
Congratulations!
Oh, I got the book!
I got the book!
It looks beautiful.
There's so much linear that I can't carry vandal here.
Let me be clear.
I say you should be clear.
Let me be clear.
I installed a camera in your toilet and I've seen your butt hurt.
Let me be clear.
I'm not gonna be talking about that.
You have been doing really good in this game.
Do what I want.
But if you...
Surpass me in skill in this game,
I will have no choice.
You drum track your ass.
Let me be clear.
Not a choice.
I kept a couple drums for my time.
In the White House, I still have access to two of the drums.
I...
We went with them!
We're starting with a vehicle.
We don't...
Did you call him?
Yeah, let me call him up with my cellular!
I got him on speed dial!
Oh, he's dead!
He's dead!
Yeah, cause I called him.
You go first!
Oh, there's something right here?
I think it's gonna act.
Got it.
Dude, there's still so much lead back for the thunders.
Oh
Wait, do we have enough money we have I don't know you need 1700 worth we don't have enough. Yeah, how you know
We gotta get more loot. We gotta get more loot.
Come on, make me quick.
All the ice is a blue. I think I see some loot.
Hey, god!
God, something!
Hundred dollars!
Oh my god!
Get away from me!
Oh shit, my god, my egg floating!
Get away from me!
Really everything's okay.
You can't even get it.
I'm good, I'm good.
Guys, guys, I'm telling you, the zombies are about to start coming out in hordes. We gotta get the hell out of here!
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. We can get more treasure on the way back. Fuck the force.
How do we, how do we go back?
In the max. Let me put this last thing in.
Oh god, we gotta go Chris is here
That's not Chris
I see, I see, I see
Got him
We gotta go
Another one with the gun, another one with the gun
We gotta move, we gotta go
What the fuck? What does he have a gun?
Just go, just stay with the man
Stay with that boy, stay with that big butter shot boy
I'm gonna throw him right here.
Okay, thank God.
Oh, we're all zombies.
John, is that you?
Oh, my God.
Yes, it is.
Okay, that's you.
Is that you?
Oh, the speck doesn't work no more.
Yeah, the speck, the speck!
Yeah, we did work.
The speck's down.
I don't think you look like a zombie.
Oh, what's the name of the officer?
I think we're good John solution is only three
I hear me
We got it. We got it. We got it.
I'll stay with the wagon.
John, you stay back.
I'm having the wagon.
Oh, it...
Oh, my God.
John, you hold back the hordes.
Oh, my God.
Where do I go? Oh, my God.
I'm gonna shoot you.
John, hold back the hordes.
Oh, it's just Johnny
It's like
You wouldn't believe that I can draw with my arms
I actually crawled faster with my arm.
I got a chest.
I got a chest right here.
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I got a chest on top of a balloon.
I got a chest on the left.
I got it.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hey John, how you doing?
Zombie in front of us, zombie in front of us!
Oh my God, he looks just like John.
Oh, I did not look healthy.
I did not look healthy.
I knew John was a zombie!
I knew him!
John, what did you just do?
I don't know, you can just do him a sympathy.
I'm hallucinating.
You won't stop!
Stop!
Stop out of it!
Thank you!
Now I have a concussion and I'm losing it.
Stop out of it!
Get it together, John!
Get together!
Oh, we're here, we're here, we're here!
We're here!
Do we have to throw everything in?
Throw everything in?
We still don't have $1,700.
Throw everything in there.
What happens if you don't have $1,700?
Do you lose?
We do no no no we have anywhere between 7 15 20 to 15. Oh, yeah, we might have it
We might have it. We might have we might not we gotta go
Now you look kind of funny
Oh my god.
Do we win?
I'm captain of the Latter-Year.
We've got the book, right?
I don't know.
We did it!
Work everybody!
We're pretty good at this game.
this game. Oh. Oh, Mr. Clodon, please find someone good, bad, good, bad. Thank you,
my boy. Please eat your, my boy. I love to activate motion blur. You're missing eight
percent of the experiments. The gameplay is from mid the hallucinations of the badge.
Hey, guys, please every two of your motion blur back on.
Oh
Do we
Find out
There's zero chance
Are you kidding me
I'm 26 dollars
Do Sammy boy don't do Sammy
But that's it guys, I don't know we're open Mike. We what happens with others you don't get $1,700
Oh, like you don't get over the money, but I see you guys you don't um, I don't know
Oh, okay, did you okay? We should really turn motion blur on that's right
I'm getting word that we're quote pussies if we don't have it on and
Was that 100 turn it higher
mouth smoothing because people are gonna get sick if your mouth smoothing is not on I
would do that it's a little annoying but I think yeah it's a little better yeah oh
my god I'm just gonna fix my turn to 100 the only judge you have to be back dude I
go 90 to 100 I don't go 120 that's that fish eye business
Is everybody okay?
I feel like this is gonna make me puke.
Yeah, motion blur fucking sucks.
I already feel nauseated just from looking at this.
I want to play power.
I literally feel sick from looking at this.
I do. I do. I feel like I'm drunk.
But that did not change at all.
I think this is all placebo.
Now, when I turn motion blur back off,
it looks the exact same.
The camera's moving is horrendous, dude.
Rendez, dude, what the hell no way no way no way you can make oh, that's nice
Oh cameras move. Oh, yeah, turn the cameras moving off
That's nice. That's better. Okay. Now we're talking. Okay. Now I can deal with the motion. Yeah, now. Yeah, that looks pretty good
That looks pretty good. I don't like it, but if it's part of the game, I'll keep it on
That looks okay, that's much snappier
I think most of us you make see difference like at all. This is exact same then
No, I think it's I think what they're saying that
When you go insane it adds to the effect. So like right now we wouldn't really notice anything. Oh
When like stuff starts to happen, that's what it's not like
Okay
Oh
Hey guys, should we have motion to the odd or odd?
Do you wanna get the shit?
Everybody okay? It's everyone okay?
It's everyone okay?
Yeah, oh any words
Pasta's very good pasta very good you guys eat pasta too
All right, it's like 50-50 wait, I see you what I'll put it on 50 that that's you fair
That's actually that's actually what I was just thinking that's that sounds like a fair compromise
Perfect
Okay, okay, all right, okay, but now we got to talk to this guy again
I
Think we're progressing
It's not this time
No, if you still do
Could you curse Brock?
I wish him a happy birthday.
Mosque is for a poo.
Concentration...
He has to take me to...
I curse Brock!
It's a natural vasectomy in his sleep!
And I wish Brock the greatest of...
you
You
Oh
Hell yeah, you got a what you got a what
I'll take it.
Lick it.
You look at the lunch.
I wanna lick it.
You want to, OK?
Oh, swap the frog out.
You lick my penis.
Oh, no.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Keep right here.
Dang it.
I bet you remember back here that I
forgot to grab.
Can we kill those peasants?
I'm gonna keep my lucky frog on me.
Peter, Peter, I'm scared.
Watch out.
Can you grab this crucifix?
Oh, do I?
I don't know about that.
See, now we're getting into the demon territory.
I'm gonna start doing...
No, that's the opposite.
I'm aware the crucifix is opposite,
but once you use it,
you gotta throw it at the zombie.
I can't even pick it up.
I'm trying to pick it up.
Let me do it. That's where I'm going in this world. I can't pick it up. Yeah, what can we do in this world? Oh?
Shit oh my god. Oh the stink
I couldn't either get so superstitious beat I'd
He hates Jesus confirmed. No, I don't know. I know I love Jesus
I'm in the opposite
Everybody
You did you have to use it on zombies and then what and then demons will come kill you real life
Maybe I don't know
Listen boys listen listen. I
Just don't bring that that that that that that voodoo into my life. Okay. I don't think that voodoo into my
your top box
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Not sure.
I also would cross at all costs.
No, no, no, not the crotch!
I'm not using the crotch to fight demons!
Alright, you're twisting it, you're twisting it.
He's twisting it!
What?
He's twisting it, slapping it, bumping it!
I didn't grab nothing.
Gotcha!
There's thongs everywhere.
It's a frog fiesta.
It's a veritable frog fiesta.
Where's our guy?
This is not.
What's he doing?
Who's a dick?
This is not dick.
Who's his... wait, my name's dick?
You know...
Wait it.
Oh! Yoink!
Kissed Peanut.
What?
You wouldn't do it.
No, you wouldn't.
No, you wouldn't do it.
Guys, oh!
What?
Are you okay?
Don't come back here.
He just threw up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't come back.
Come on, guys.
Come back.
Just throw up an insect back here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, what the?
He's still going.
He's only got half of the shell.
Oh, fuck this.
He makes us through that thing.
He's complete.
Jesus.
Oh
Some guy just threw this up wasn't me
boys oh we got it we got to find a way to get this bridge down for for our
homie is our homie candy cat
Oh, guys, work, dammit!
Good work!
Good work, buddy!
Oh, shoot me, guys, shoot me!
Oh, shoot me!
Hey, shoot me!
Shoot me!
Get your ass back down there!
All of my boys!
Boys!
Come here, come here, boy.
Oh
Just drop this fraud is it worth anything
To drop this fraud for this marriage, this is like a good trade that's frauds with eight frauds with eight eight dollars
Come on, buddy. That's it. Oh shit
dollars for a frog hey I paid bucks for a frog I told that side
shit on the wagon wagons right behind us no wait what's smelling so do what
is do I revives players when they die if you do it quickly before they get
suckled that's cool
hold on yeah is that dying no are you okay yeah i'm good thank god
Like what guys we got guys we got move quicker all the time is here to come fuck nice
Put some stuff in the box your peace thoughts to pick up
You're gonna steal stuff if I put stuff in the box time because I need all this time we are on the same
I'm gonna put two bullets in there. That's he's fair
I'm like a hog.
Take that!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my, you're working.
You can't put mouthcuffs on me.
Die, die.
What?
You're gay?
Are you gay?
No.
Why?
You sure?
Guys?
I'm thinking just right here.
You probably don't shave them.
Oh.
I'm really...
All right, which is the real job
God is getting kind of just getting so dark
Guys we got to keep moving if you wait, we spent too much time here. We're gonna die
I know we're fuffin around we're fuffin. We're do we're goofing
Maybe all yonder
Oh, but give me like, give me like, some little mushrooms.
Oh, give me like, some little mushrooms.
You can't take the mushrooms, you can't take the mushrooms out of them, man.
Out of the mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise, mustard mayonnaise.
Oh my god, you guys, there's like, 20 zombies over here, not even lying to you.
Oh my god, oh, what are you taking around?
Oh, do you imagine the loot?
I'm gonna try killing these guys, you kill those guys.
I got like five over here!
Feel like this, pussy!
Goddamn!
Oh my god!
Go away, go away!
Damn it!
This is bad! This is bad! How do you break down these things?!
Help!
Just come on! Just come on! I gotta take that guy!
I'm gonna have a time!
Let me just watch!
I gotta get another one! I gotta get another one!
I need to check my car! This is gonna take me out!
Holy shit! T!
No, scope!
I'm gonna nice in the trunk of the car.
I gotta get it!
I gotta go get it!
Why would I do my machete?
That's worse!
Good job!
No way!
Good job!
Oh, man, that was great work, everybody, good team effort, good team effort, everybody.
Come on, Dan, come on, Dan, quick, quick, quick!
Don't even fucking think about it.
Oh, my shit!
Get in there, get in that hole!
Can we buy it on this way, John?
Can we buy it on this way?
Yes!
I'll do it. I'm coming. I'm coming in and digging.
Coming in and digging. By the wagon.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
I can't use it much, I'm sick.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You got the net.
Net cookie.
Don't fucking ask me.
Go to work. Keep them with you.
I guess we got to start moving fast.
We got to start moving fast.
I'm doing that.
Oh, shit.
We got to do this way?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
We got to do this way?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Where do we go? Where do we go?
Where do we go?
We are so behind.
It's cute. I don't know.
There's nothing over here.
No, there's a bridge over here. It's not lower.
There's a bridge we got, I promise.
I see the way to go. I see the way to go. I'll be avoiding you.
Oh
What do you see
You see, uh, no, pay down there?
You decide to stay?
Are you winning, son?
Did you decide to stay?
Did you go down there?
I-I-I gotta go!
I'm-I'm jumping! Fuck it, I'm jumping!
Did you already go this way?
I don't know if this is the smart move.
You think the game without a jump?
Oh my god!
Does anyone know...
Is like an unstuck button?
Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?
Oh
For the boys kids
Do a flip guys. It's gotta be way out of this
There's no way this is it's how this works. There's no way
If I step we walk out of this fucking here
Why did they add that area?
We're...
At 11.
Gotta be careful out there.
Guys, we all died.
Again.
Yeah.
We all died.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we we did we died
To a one-foot lens guys, I'm telling you the problem is we don't sprint to the end. We are sprinting yet. That's what it's all about
Watches watches 60 seconds. We complete the entire mission. We go all the way the end
Okay, I'm gonna do real quick.
You guys take all the best weapons.
What do you say? You're gonna be like 10 more times.
Yeah, how much you peeing? You already did that.
Watch me and check.
Let me try. Let me re-reach in this.
See what's going on.
Oh, he's fine.
He's fine. He's got the PXK on him.
Um, um.
Okay.
Oh.
We
Okay
We
We got this time for sure what you let's beat let's be just taken to the bull
There we go, there we go
Wait, wait, wait, I just pushed you on top of the table?
Can we use that to our advantage?
Can you see that?
Wait, wait, wait, look sideways, look sideways.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hit me into the table, hit me into the table.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think it was over here, right here.
I
Get me I get me getting you I see this a glitch a note this for 10 minutes potential there's a glitch there for sure
Hey, come on. Let's move in
He doesn't have a weapon. Oh
Shit, you might wait. Oh shit. Oh
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Oh.
Get a weapon!
Well, now you're just bored of them. See, better go that way.
Because we grab the weapons for them? Is there enough spaces?
Yeah.
I can drop like one ammo and get a weapon.
I think so.
Is that...
Hold on, what are you saying?
Wait, wait.
Put it in the wagon, put it in the cart, wait where's the wagon at?
Oh right here!
Hey John, where you putting it, where you putting it in the wagon, look!
Oh good dang it, gang!
Here we go!
We go
Give it all you stop this in this box over here by the box
I think with this armor below deck, but I think I got maybe get one guy. I don't know
Where?
Well, I saw a helmet over here like two times ago back over yard day
But it's not really you can't grab it
Yeah, this is so armor boys, let's get out of here
Get over here, Mr. John!
We're pirates!
Guns, yeah.
Alright, we got this time. We got this time.
100% because we spent all the way to the end.
We don't do boop-boop-boop-it.
All the way...
Right to the end.
Alright, right to the end.
It's just me just a little bit of goofing
Yeah, I can be the goofing
It's the frosty boys
Oh, that's good break out good good break out
He's talking it. He's talking it
This is a public target, sir!
I got both.
Stop jerking it! Now!
Holy cannoli.
We got this.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
When we get the book and we don't hit the price, do we just do the mission after this?
I don't, I don't know.
We gotta go this way? I remember?
Oh, I remember.
Well, I think, I think we'll be fine either way.
I think like we like it. No, you do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We do get the book first and then we can just get
Yeah on our way back
Yeah
Give me give me
Oh
a little bit of games. You know, don't be so hard on yourself.
Got him! Wow, that was visceral. Yeah, that guy should have been jorking it in the mall
parking lot like a normal guy. That's top five, sir. 100%
100%
Appreciate you all. Appreciate SpiderZV as well. I appreciate SpiderZV more than
Gimmick guys. You really? I appreciate SpiderZV more than Gimmick guys. 100%
Thank you. Thank you. Bootsy juice. Bootsy juice. Use my mod.
Oh, thank you, John Cena!
Where the fuck is it, John?
The pistol's kinda nasty.
It is, it is.
Oh my god!
Oh god!
We're behind him!
Got him!
Another one!
Oh my god!
We gotta leave him!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh, you're fucking my chest.
Fuck you, it's fucking me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, pussy.
God, I'm god.
Oh, my God.
You really need a musket?
Oh, shit.
Stop!
Ah!
I'm not dead!
Oh, that was a little too high.
I'm not dead!
Yeah.
John?
What?
Are you alive?
Yeah.
Oh, that's you.
I almost shot you.
Oh, I'm not a problem.
Well?
I need one more knife in the, in the wagon.
I'm fucking shit.
Yeah, there is another knife in the wagon.
There is another knife in the wagon.
Take that, Ashwin Gold!
Oh my god
Guys this is where we jumped up
Done there's a rocky to land down
they got down there oh really mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah it's obvious they wouldn't
put that in the game if they didn't want us to go there of course I was just
this looks important this looks important
right there's coins everywhere
I got the team I'm gonna put this back in the thing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Macaroon, Macaroon, Macaroon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Macaroon, Macaroon, Macaroon.
Come on buddy!
Come on!
What's he got?
It reminds me of little Godzilla.
Pookie.
And he is so far back here guys.
What the hell is he doing?
He's, he's new boo-goofing.
Is he slacking?
He's slacking!
Look, he's over here slacking.
Like that!
I don't like the way this guy looks at so he's better than us wait how'd you get
over there what we ran
You scared of John you asshole
We were gonna add him to the team was gonna invite him to my kids in Europe
Well, what do you oh?
16, okay, where we go now peanut. He's back
Did we go back to that? He's sitting there menacing me
Oh, no, I need to go this way, maybe no no no no no no wait
There's a white line
You go this way
We did it no no no there's still way more up here. We just deep up remember we just
Oh, oh, oh, you're good.
We can put it with.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go.
There's a tree at the.
Ridiculous.
You said
There was a tree and there was a volleyball levitator just following me
There was a bandage over
Yeah
There's no way that it just break.
Hello, there's no way.
Hey!
Look at that.
That's sturdy. That's good craftsmanship right there.
That's good work.
That's how people supply right there.
Come on, gang.
Onward! Up we go, up we go.
Onward!
Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby.
Oh, here we go.
And then we knock this down so the card guy can come to us.
Oh, John, I thought you were a zombie.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, now that now our guy can get to us.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
I think we go up this way now.
Here he comes, our little gentleman.
He'll go down the yard there.
Oh
My room is you behind
You guys just gonna miss the oh you already got the treasure
We got to be getting close to this fort for sure and to mud
Oh, there it is right there.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Oh.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
wait
oh
hmm
fascinating
very
fascinating
the door
won't open
hmm
I got it
I got it, I got the logbook
I got it, I got it, I got it
alright, the game is coming, the guy is coming
you have given to Mr. Wagon?
Get all the loot here, give it to Mr. Wagon.
I don't call him that because he's riding a wagon.
I call it because he's got a dump truck on the back of him.
You got a fat ass.
Is that true?
100%.
You see that guy?
He's definitely got a BBL.
1,000%.
That way, where's that rope?
Because he's modest.
Thunder-Latard sent.
I can see your peanut mustache.
Think he's shy about it?
Oh, isn't it?
I don't want to show it off.
That guy knew I'd be at my place.
I'm locked in.
Bitch.
Tutu.
A guy tells that Tutu is a swordsman,
transformed into a bird.
A bird?
What?
You are.
If you draw Tutu's attention,
a space monster mist will surround you.
The only way to dispel is to kill the creature.
Those are those birds that keep...
going hog wild on us.
Hmm.
Okay, do not snap branches.
it seems to be very very as I'm starting to get the sense something odd is going on in these forests
Are you here at this?
I think he's possessed.
He's not here.
I just saw Chris crawl out of the ground
and crawl right back into it.
Like John, he's like scared of John.
He's probably scared of John.
scared of John oh my god he's busting he's busting
ah ah don't look don't look don't look okay don't look not even yeah I'm fine
I'm fine I'm fine you guys we can't go across the old one there's a
I'm fine, I'm fine!
I'm going over here, I think this is where it's supposed to go.
This is like the right way.
This is like a good spot, this is like a good spot.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
My man, Dylan!
Dylan, my man!
My man!
Thank you!
What's that?
Well, my time has come, I'm gonna die.
I mean, John, look at you!
He's just standing in front of us!
Got him, too!
Where?
Right there!
I've got an extra hand!
Oh!
Let him have it! Let him have it!
I got him!
We should know this would be the one!
He's just like me, you're fed up with me!
Oh!
You almost lost you there.
You have to do it.
That was close.
It's an empty gun.
It's an, I repeat, empty gun.
Oh.
Hey, like that, stupid cinnamon!
There we go.
God, I don't know where they're at.
Hold on.
Alright, fine, gang, where are we going next?
I'm going to this cave over here.
I
Make me high
That's not what the deer says
Yes, no, it's not
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
I'll just poop out of the machine!
Oh shit! Oh god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
KILL IT! KILL IT!
YES! KILL IT!
It's pooping out baby poops!
OH MY GOD!
It doesn't talk about what it poops!
Oh, you barely see it! You barely see it!
We really gotta kill those kids when we see them.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh yeah?
Dang it there John.
Guys, I still have to pick up something to get really mad.
We guys in after what?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
What's that?
What?
Oh yeah.
Oh!
What's that?
What is that?
Hey John, wait, wait, give me John. I have a spelling show. Give me John.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
Well, it's okay.
But my head...
He's got it.
Oh!
He's a revive him.
Oh, nice!
Welcome back!
Hey! Welcome back! Welcome back!
Is that unlimited? Can you just get on the...
I think so.
You try again.
Battle Heels.
Where do we go now? Do we go now?
I don't know.
Was that a jet in?
I think so. Yeah, I think it was.
It was.
Was that...
He's Johnson Narcan.
I'm trying to hold my breath for these tickets.
Fuck you.
Oh hold on wait a second there's two lovers over here
As I'm getting worried if we stay here any longer dude, there's already like 20 of them
We gotta get out of here right now. We gotta get out of here.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
You guys really have to look at me. Turn around. Turn around.
We have to look. We have to look.
Can we find the book?
No, we have to look. We have to look.
You don't have any money.
Hold on.
I found a medieval mud plug.
You see me, John?
What? What's happening?
What's happening? What's happening?
Oh, you just don't.
Oh, I'm good.
Oh, oh my god.
You're pukes attacking me.
It's gonna kill me. I'm coming back. I'm coming.
Yeah!
Oh, okay, I have one shot.
You're not gonna die, pal.
They say, oh, they say, oh.
Be the vice and dino and ice.
Fear the lord and depart from evil.
Oh!
Kill him, John, kill him!
Yeah!
We gotta go! We gotta go!
We gotta get out of here!
Follow the wagon! Follow the wagon!
Go, go, go!
I need to see some treasure. I need to see some treasure.
I got some treasure. I got some treasure, I got some treasure.
Dude, I keep losing health, I don't even understand why.
I got some fruit guys you guys we cannot lose it. We got to we are too far in this you cannot lose it. Oh
My god
We need we need to grab any extra treasure I feel like this is a bad loot round to be honest
Yeah, we'll just grab her on the way back. We'll go on the way back. Are you guys constantly losing health?
No, but I have one side to that. I
Am constantly losing out. I
Don't understand why I don't think we're gonna win this if you have enough treasure
Hey, I mean my family
Oh my god!
Come on now!
What's that?
Are you sure?
Something bad is happening!
I got him!
Go go go!
I look very scary.
Oh my god, I got two guys, I got two guys, did I have some ammo?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm going to save myself!
Run!
No, I'll leave no man behind!
I'm going to save myself!
Run!
Oh
Yep
Oh
Yeah, we were yeah, we were one tap on the same night flew out of the tree on me and then John I
I don't know what happened to John, but I had no chance of surviving that
He just wasn't doing it voluntarily not
Duh, he came in two jerks. There's mushrooms everywhere. Mushrooms are everywhere.
I was eating them, he was eating everything I saw ever.
Oh my god, what a tragedy, what a tragedy.
Man, that was just as good as the last time.
God, God!
Don't stab me down, it's on the shaft!
Yeah, don't stab me down, it's on the shaft!
You're paying the fees!
BOW!
Now!
BABY DOWN IS WALKED THE BLAG!
Oh!
Shit!
You guys beat the shit out of me till my game crashed!
His game crashed, gimmick!
We beat the shit out of you, play!
You're going, gimmick!
You're going to get me!
You're walking away!
You're just gonna get me!
You're really dead!
You're just gonna get me back on board!
Wait, it was a mutual decision!
It was a ship...
It was a ship boat!
No!
Wait, hold on!
It was his fault, and I know it for sure!
Wait!
Do we want to play another round or do we want to switch?
We can switch. We can switch. We can switch.
That's fine. Let's do it.
You know, this game's fine now, but it's kind of like, you know, you know...
It's kind of slow. It's kind of slow.
It's slow and repetitive.
No, we're going for the damn book!
We're going for the same damn book!
Yeah, God damn it. How many books are on this island?
And why do we need them?
Yeah, we can't even read. We're pirates!
Pirates, pirates to Torrential Cannot Even Read.
I can't even read this stuff.
Yeah!
Well, technically, you're a priest.
No, I'm a monk.
Yeah, too.
Oh, hi.
I'm gonna go get water.
Here, be...
All right, I'm also gonna get a little stinky drinky, and we will return.
Yeah, I'll talk with my buglet and figure out what the next game is.
All right, I'll be right back.
Be, or be, be, or be.
Hmm...
Hmm... Power World?
Hmm...
Rounded 2?
Well, if we had grounded 2 we'd probably start...
Like at the beginning of the stream.
That's a...
That's a doozy of a game.
That's a vlog game.
Hmm...
Uh... Mudge!
Mudge!
Where'd my pin thing go?
Mudge!
Yeah, do you do a poll between?
These are games
We all give you super battle go for the three of us as well
No, no, I don't think I'm gonna play League of Legends
payday three. Oh, that's also a good one. We've got a lot of options here, but can you do a poll
between let's do payday three? You shut up, John. I'm trying to spiritually connect with my
I'm sorry.
What game do you want to play?
Um.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
That's what I was thinking too.
Oh.
Bodge, can you do a pull between payday 3,
Super Battle Golf,
Power World,
and
and... and...
RVVM, yet...
and...
One more, which we meet the last one, John.
Which will be the fifth game, me.
Ugh.
Uh...
Which is the fifth game, me?
He pecks me, eh, peck?
Oh, no.
When you go away 6039...
It wasn't...
billion blessings and the wooshy finger hold for you from me and the tree of tranquility.
Gimmick, you tiff me better. Oh, the knot of the prophecy.
a very wise master and then the last game you know is terrorizing last
way is more in lies boy and last last game lies why are you a monster of
poverty those five those are pretty yeah yeah I remember the fight I would have
How do you play gang these- Yeah, we can do- Wait, should I put that in the pool?
Well, I'm- Yeah, I'm going to bed in like 45 minutes.
Wait, oh my god, wait, these are the pull-on kick.
I know you can do a plug-in.
Um...
Oh, I forgot to pull my kick jet up on the door against the two hours.
Very nice.
Oh, the pull is up everywhere but YouTube.
I don't think YouTube has a pull system.
I don't think so.
Oh
It looks like payday 3 in power world are winning by a lot. Oh
But who's it a way down? That's the question
That's the question. That's the question
Hmm. Oh payday 3 one on kick. Oh
Was that a four-second pull? I'm kidding. Yeah, I didn't even know you can do both of them
Guys vote in the pool vote in the pool
Oh, what is it, what is it, what is it?
It's looking like painting three should have went,
it looks like,
oh,
guys,
oh, there's about 30 seconds left to pull.
Painting three is winning by quite a bit,
I'm not gonna lie to you.
YouTube has pulled, well,
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know.
So you don't get one.
So you don't get one, fuck you, fuck you.
I owe it about 10 seconds after the pull.
By the way, I don't know how to tell the time
I got on these four cells.
It could be very on, or very up, much less than 10.
It could be 30 seconds, it could be a minute,
it could be 10 minutes.
It's waiting, it's still not over.
I feel like 10 seconds has passed.
It looks like Payday 3 is winning.
We about to play Payday 3?
Yee, yee, he's good, I didn't expect that.
That was not on my bingo card.
That's what the poll says, that's what the poll says.
It says Payday 3.
Yeah, I'm round.
Can we play Payday 3?
Well, shit, I'm in, I played it when it first came out.
I'm excited to see how it's developed where's that it I don't have it. Oh
Is it a big one? Ah, it's only guys don't worry. It's only 80
That's all you guys saying no pull and
There's no pull and no pull on twix. Just remember
Bridges pull system is
100% bulletproof and all of you can see it and
And if you can't see it that means you're a robot you're a viewbot you're not real
You may think you're shampion, but in reality you're not you're not
A little sauce on the little sauce on the sandwich
And with us a little bit of mail
Late nice
What yeah, baby is 90 gigabytes. Yeah, yeah 80 point
But yeah, it's a bigger. It's a big a big that's a bigger game. It's a bigger game
What do you say
it's a bigger game hold on wait oh guys we play payday 2 then
hmm is that one also that they all know that one is bigger it's bigger and I'm
saying it very clearly
whatever you say mr. man yeah okay buddy all right all right I do realize the the
The tongue twist right after saying that was unfortunate.
I was trying to say it's a bigger game.
Did you say payday two is better anyways?
Last time I played it, it was, but payday two is even bigger.
It's 87 gigs.
That is less.
Hey, dude, fuck more than 80.
Guys, how fast can you download payday three?
I can download it in like 10 minutes, easy.
Yeah, I could download in ten minutes. I'll just start downloading right now. Let's see how fast you go
I'm gonna download right now
Pay me three is smaller. Hey smaller. No one says 90 gigabytes. It's 80 80 80
Pending to 87
Oh, well, yeah, I just bought paid a tree. I thought I already had paid me. We got an Xbox 7. Oh, yeah, he's right
It's only 80. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's downloading. It's down. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay. It's downloading. It's downloading right now. It says seven minutes and 20
seconds remaining. Is that is that is that something? That's a is that something? Oh,
Say again seven seven minutes
Seven six minutes remaining it says six. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I need a restart
My internet speeds are hot. We believe you can download a smaller version in the property
Thanks guys. We're done. Is that after your knees dirty? Oh
Oh
It takes three minutes to download on my 25 gigs on my internet
25 gig internet. Hey, but not all of us live at NASA. Yeah, you can do that. What the fuck is that?
He's he's odd one of the Star League satellite. Holy shit. He's set up
He's bumming Wi-Fi off Elon
Oh
What am I talking about, he's got 25 giga internet.
That's not even a thing, is it?
Is there a way?
Holy shit.
Imagine a boy you can watch with that thing.
25.
You know there's difference between gigabit and gigabyte?
Oh that's true, there is gigabit and gigabyte.
But that's still gigabit.
That's shit internet.
No, no, that would still be a 3 gigabyte internet.
That's to be massive.
Oh, 3 gigabyte, yeah, yeah.
You can get to 3.
I think fiber is like two in most areas, so I imagine three is possible.
No, I think all internet is measured in gigabits.
I don't think there's a single internet provider that's, yeah, so I have one gigabit and one gigabit down.
You have 1,000 gigabits.
No, 1,000 megabits, one gigabit.
bed oh yeah yeah all right right yeah yeah that makes sense yeah okay yeah so
that sounds like this sounds right it sounds right yeah wait hold on one
gigabit is a thousand megabytes make a bit wait hold on wait wait who what if we
play game whoever whoever now whoever's game downloads the slowest whoever's game
downloads the slowest they've got to make a turkey but you but you but they
use their poop for the stuffing and then so we so whoever's down the slowest has
to take a break go to the grocery store buy a turkey yeah and stuff it with and
then yeah stuff it with their own poop and cook it well I don't know if you
You stop in Turkey before, you cook it or after?
You stop it after?
Mmm, before.
Oh, no, it's inside of it.
Yeah, I've never made a turkey before.
Oh, you stop it before.
Okay, so you poop in the turkey and then you cook it.
And everybody's gonna wait like the four hours
it's gonna take to cook that turkey.
Well, it's gonna take longer than that.
It's gonna be an hour to get to the store,
an hour to get to the store and back.
That store could not have a turkey.
You might have to two stories. It's hour and a half got a preheat the oven.
That's another 30 minutes.
It takes like four hours to cook a turkey. That's like six hours.
That says, and we're all going to wait. Yeah.
We're all in. I'm in. Wait. Who else will wait?
Is anyone else going to wait with us? I'm in.
Yeah. They're in. They're in. Oh, fantastic. Oh, yeah.
They're in with us. We can do it quicker. We can do it quicker.
Can you front? I don't know if you could air fry a turkey. What percentage are you?
I'm at 59% I got two minutes and 38 seconds remaining. What about you?
Well, hold on. Yeah. You can you want to know before you you you already agreed to the turkey thing. I heard you. I heard him too.
What are you at?
I gotta check my speed. Guys there is 34 viewers on payday to you right now
We're gonna rock this. We're gonna rock this category. We're gonna rock this category.
Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's our category. It's our category. Let's fucking go.
I know it can stop us now.
Hey, no one stop us now.
No one can stop us now.
What are you at, John?
72%
I'm at 74% who gives shit on you don't even deserve to be alive.
Oh my god, I'm gonna go after by a turkey.
Wait, what are you on? What are you on?
57.
I had to restart steam.
I
Excuse my suit elbows
Hmm. Yeah, the honestly, I have this on my big old card
Even I did not think I was ever gonna play payday three until the day I died ever again
But honestly, it sounds pretty good. I do I should we just get weak
Guys, I see we get absolutely hammered like right now. We've chugged watch downloading
And then we and then we try to roll a big
in the game. You can try to
rob a big in the game. Oh, that's
where this game is. Oh, yeah.
Wait, I'm gonna wait. I'm
trying to get right here. I have
a couple. Oh, you're drinking it
right now. How long is it?
If I can play good, good. Oh,
man. Thank you, my boy.
What?
Sorry, I just got it.
I'm gonna drink this one more time, so I'm gonna do one.
Oh, what are we doing?
We're gonna get hammered and rub them back.
We're gonna get a looker.
Big, drink three beers that were half full
for the last year and a half.
Guys, I'm just gonna remind you about this,
but it's okay to drink an all beer,
I think maybe, allegedly, I'm not a lawyer,
to me well you know alcohol and it so it kills the bacteria also it is maybe
what you read how do you what how do you think beer is made they put a bunch of yeast and barley
and shit in a barrel and then they leave it there for months no i can see the gas station the guy in
in the fridge. Yeah, it was in
a barrel and I got it.
Is this guy an idiot?
You get it from 7-Eleven, you dumbass.
Oh, sorry.
I've never seen a barrel in 7-Eleven.
I apologize, guys.
I apologize.
I am such an idiot.
My game's done.
I'm starting it up.
Hmm.
So that means we...
Are you telling me that if you leave
can of beer out for a week and then you drink it you get even drunker
I mean if you if it ferments further then yeah, but I might need to be more than week
I think you leave it out for a month, but at that point there's probably other nefarious
things that are in there, but the alcohol content probably has gone up. Yeah
a little yeast in there.
Bacteria eats the sugar and poops out alcohol.
That's how it works.
What's today?
The survey is just until tomorrow, OK?
I'm going to have my skew skew skews.
It shows my full name and address real quick.
That'd be awesome.
I'm just going to have my skew skews.
He's scaring.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it the whole time.
I'm going to eat the whole time.
Oh my god, how much is my p.m. Is it already brewing his own booze yet? You know those guys that those
Freaks that make moonshine and then drink it
Yeah, and half of them just go blind. Is that even legal still or can you do it?
Because I know there was like like it's it's called like
Politician a couple years ago, and you couldn't make moonshine as legal
Contrary to the game side, it's still illegal in a lot of places. That's what moonshiners come.
So you can't do it yourself? Or can you?
You have to make sure yourself...
I think it's state by state. I think it's state by state.
Does that make any textures?
Sure.
Anything you want to check is fine.
If you connect children, you can.
Just show your buns to your mailman, they ain't gonna do nothing.
Okay
What okay fermentation is an anaerobic oxygen-free metabolic process where microorganisms like bacteria and yeast consume
carbohydrates wait hold on
Guys, I have 14 million dollars
Is that a lot of money this game is a lot of money in the game
That a lot of is that a lot of money?
I'm kind of worried that this is late to like, my personal account?
Yeah.
And...
What do you mean your personal account?
Like...
Oh, like a separate Steam account?
No, like, I think, like my Xbox account is something.
I'm kind of a little bit worried
It's gonna pop my game
Yeah, I'm level 51 to so obviously this is registering some other account that I played this on a long time ago
51 I'm level 15
Don't fucking suck next time push it
I'm dead so you've played a lot. How do you not remember? I don't remember I kind of bad memory on account of
Do you exercise and do you want genetics?
Oh, yeah.
I'd be eating healthy.
Guys, two months exercise can make your memory worse.
And I'm going to drink this.
I'm going to drink it.
I'm going to drink some of that alcohol.
OK, go ahead.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
We can play something else.
I don't see any connection.
What connection do we need?
I'm saying, I'm looking.
I'm looking.
No, no, no, we're fine.
No, we'll play.
We'll play.
I just got to be careful.
Like, whenever I switch the screen,
I'm going to hide my screen for just a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm there enough
I'm behind my screen
Okay, all right
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do we do?
How many we you wish we were the hardest one I want to do the hardest one I
Have no dude. I have no memory speaking of memory. I mean I know I've played this but I don't remember any of the specifics
I have my skin again. There we go. Um, oh, wait, hold on. Wait, what's the hardest one?
I
Coach I already quit college
Be hold on
What are they saying maximum what maximum overdrive maximum overdrive maximum what we
got to talk about cook off oh whoa this is gonna be a new one I've never seen this before
I've never seen this before.
I can't wait to be in the game.
Okay, so I do the hardest difficulty on the hardest map?
No.
I'm just gonna do it quickly.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Yes, okay, okay.
Wait, wait.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
Max, do I, do I even think you say Max?
Like Max like
Is there a map called max?
Maximum maybe oh, maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. I don't know what did
Oh everyone thinks my name is max. Oh, oh you got me
Max all away. Oh my god, you're max all away
You were playing that one game with us while you were fighting kind of a great
That is what I guess that's great. I'd be I'd be this dick. I'd be this dick. Oh, wait. I'm in the slot
Once you get up high my screen for just a second. It's a double jack double thing. I have to do good
You got me all paranoid now
Fucking crazy people don't like me dude. It's like normal people don't like me normal people do not not like me
They just go. Oh, I don't really I don't really enjoy this guy stuff
I'll just scroll scroll fast. It's literally insane people that don't like me literally crazy people
I hate you. Oh word word word
Let's see. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean by you guys, which camera how much
Excuse me.
There's a gaze, there's a gaze, there's a gaze,
there's a gaze, there's a gaze, just a gaze, just a gaze.
Just in gaze.
Wait, I can't invite you to the game.
It does not allow me, I there's no way
to invite you to the game.
I don't see a button to invite you.
Wait, let me go back and make it friends only.
I'm gonna go back and make it friends only
instead of inviting only.
Maybe I can do like that little who you do.
You got Tomas?
You hear to my voice?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, what was the, what was the one?
Oh yeah, cookoff.
Overkill, friends only plan, okay?
Now I'm inviting you.
But I'm sending you an invite right now, Mr. gimmick.
You see it?
Here you go.
This way to you Mr. John.
Hop on in boys, hop on in, hop on in boys.
The one is fine.
I'm not doing it.
The one is fine.
Ooh.
What is fun?
Oh, Mr. Stasmo, this wicked man could have made!
And Mr. Adley, this wicked man could have made!
And Mr. Adley, can we give a bunch of wicked man could have made!
That's because you got that poop PC.
Apparently, my Payday3 name is Fancy.
So, how do you say it? Fancy what?
Fancy, ma'am. That's my Payday3 name.
Oh
Because how do you know that low down remember?
It how do you know what's which the I have nine low-dice proud of 80 of them are
None of mine are set up. So yeah, I don't even know. We just as a good name. I don't know
Customize. Oh, okay. We got a little we got a little sauce here. You get a little something something
We how do I buy this isn't sweet? We're gonna buy this
not oh is this wait dude hide your screen hide your screen because that's
the shit that pops up steams right guys you know you know this is real money
this is real money oh this is oh oh it's real money oh I can suck my wiener I'm
not doing that we how do you also here in here also here we know you guys how
you how do you change is click on it click on the bottom customize oh I see
oh it's got a compact who's a doozy wait no wait no no no how do you have
something you got like like like attachments itself this is not making
any sense this isn't making any sense at all I don't really see what's going on
Oh at hit hit click on go go a lot click on it hit f for variants. Yeah, that's you site on the right time
I can't really do anything
All right
I should just get there with what we got she would have it reading
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah, let's do one. Let's do one
Maybe we're gonna hate it and then we won't waste our time. Yeah. Yeah, we will just hate the game
We'll never play again. All right. Oh, John's already made the game again. He couldn't the other gun on the left the other girl than that
You're doing this one already did are you crazy? What are you talking about?
Use a fucking AK
Oh wait, oh, I'm higher level with these things so I can oh
I see you probably have a lot more than I got okay. I got a shot. Yeah, I'm gonna use this because I have a lot of attachment to it
Holy shit, I have a bear-fitty cow.
I am using that.
Good, good.
Hey, stealth mission, bring the bear-fifty cow.
That's what they say.
Let's shut up, buddy.
Actually, when I was clicking on the mission, it said method loud.
So I think we're going in loud.
Hell yeah.
I have probably foot between payday two and payday three.
Probably have like 200 hours.
John I have no where are you?
gone quiet John where the hell are you?
Skip in the tutorial and bite me again. Oh my god. Kill me. Tell me right now. I haven't played the game
What do you want to kill me kill me right now? Please God? Okay? All right. There he is
There he is every ready up ready up you son of bitches. I were robbing this
That's just like a moon sign
Crack house, so I don't really know
the science. Oh my god, dude. It's a mess. Why are we robbing this instead of a bag?
Who brought us here?
What the hell?
He passed John from somebody who said he's Canadian.
Don't let them destroy the land.
He's Canadian.
How about you, boys?
I'm out of here.
He's Canadian.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to lean in this.
I'm saying my guy's thirsty because gotta be got me. I'm gonna go over to you
I see a couple guard chase you know
Where's wolf that's our I think you I think it's AI
I
Also, give me one quick second my my my pen thing for my thoughts a thing fucking just ended itself for no reason
What is we tree I love what dwin says that my favorite is my favorite
It's fantastic, it's my favorite thing to do I love pinning stuff a hundred thousand times three. All right, here we go
All right, look at
Skiddle boys. Oh alarm is already been triggered
Okay, we have we have lost
These cars already I think they've been three four shots of seven six two by three nine right to the head
This is really easy. This is the hardest mission.
Forty-an.
Oh, shit.
Damn it! There is no one to make our own math!
Are you an idiot? Are you an idiot?
What?
What did I do?
I'm going to have to cook all the math.
I'm going to have to cook so much math.
Oh, my God.
I just broke into the sand. I didn't do nothing.
I
Every one of the stairs is dead, including me, so they're leaving.
You'll need to add the ingredients as I called them out.
One rump roll?
They want to add the ingredients?
We're cooking math right now?
Oh, come on! They're on me! They're on me!
Is this game expected to know how to make math?
I'll hook up a tank of high-heat supplies.
I don't have my mouth cooking short of the game, so they're acting right.
All right, boys.
I'm going to go to the kitchen and make a cooker.
Oh, my God! Who gives you that?
I'm bringing the ingredients, boys.
Hey, mom!
I'm spitting out of your company!
Company!
Oh my god!
Full Sail University!
Full Sail University, guys!
See me have a math degree from Full Sail University!
I'm coming up! I'm coming up!
I got the ingredients!
What do we do? What do we do?
More classes!
I'm going to the exit!
I'm going to the exit! I'm going to the exit!
Oh
Okay
Guys guys we can't kill
the cook and then blow up the math lab all right all right first of all let's
not let's not say guys all right one guy was responsible for both of those
activities you killed the cook no I was in the shed I wasn't even there I
never even saw the cook it was John wait how did I blow it up I didn't think I
was out on ammo I could have blown I don't know it just but it's I know it's
It's your fault somehow.
Shit, I think we should be gaslighting.
It's insane.
He's saying he's in the shit.
I guess we'll never know who blew up the math lab, guys.
So might as well forget about it.
Might as well forget about it.
Because what matters is how we did as a team.
What matters really at the end of the day is how we did as a team.
And this is a goddamn liability clown show.
I'm the only one that didn't fudge up-
How am I supposed to know how many-
Fuck asses!
Acid goes into the meth-tunting stage!
gimmick!
We were inside fighting for our life and you were-
redoing the interior of the shed, Alice-I.
I- No, I locked it into it and that's where the-
all the ingredients were, and then I went up to the meth thing and started making it, putting in the ingredients,
and then me that shot it while I was making it.
I was I know we put too many ingredients in I didn't do anything. Oh
Yeah
Wait guys, I'm gonna do a sensitivity converter real quick
Is that like who do magic are you trying here buddy? I'm doing that like when you say something really harsh and then it
Before I was born and you were with the penicy
That's a real pistachio
He's a generous
He is a generous lover. I could not turn him down. I could not use to see the way he works that day
It's like a firehawk
Guys, I'm gonna do a sensitivity converter quick. She was saying
She won't say it. Just be one second here guys
One second here, one more here, one second here, one more here, one second here, one
more here, one second here, one more, hold on now, hold on now.
Okay, so no sensitivity converter website has Payday 3.0 system, which is actually insane.
All right, walk in.
We're going to CookBad.
We're going back to CookBad.
I can't wait
I've got my certification from
Harvard good good. Yeah, I've got the full stale University math cook degree
So I will be handing the I'll be handling the fuel sir turret as it okay
But I need you guys to do is kill a bunch of police
I need you to kill a bunch of policemen
Okay, I'm trying to stop the spread of lethal drugs. That's right. That's right
That's right. I'm not getting boys. Lock it in give me a job
We could do you could do
Give it
The fucking intro I'm here
We don't just print in there like a wild hog
Oh, I'm not you can't change your titles. We guys are all the titles fine energy
Okay
Oh, yeah, we
Are you kidding me who was that it's
We killing me call you machine we go dude, that's why it's the hardest difficulty because we got a fucking stupid
How you change your sensitivity
Yeah, it's right. Okay. It's down here guys. It's down here. It's down here. You would
Already dead again
It's playing for that much more notes from the old days on crime net last time you were in this spot
The alarm is triggered caustic soda and hydrogen chloride. Okay. We
Plastic soda hydrogen chloride
um, um
And one more thing, one more thing.
All right.
No, these aren't the goods.
We'll need at least three bags of meth to make this worth our while.
Three bags of meth, these aren't the goods.
They're a little chaotic, but we'll make it work.
Found it.
I've got like one of each ingredient.
Wait, wait, is this the meth composition?
Oh.
What's that?
What?
Looking at three different ingredients.
Okay.
I'm looking for ingredients, I'm looking for ingredients.
I got, I got, I got, I got.
I found it, I found it.
Morayatic action.
Is that what we need?
Yeah, that sounds good.
How do I drop all the stuff I have?
Alright.
Okay, okay, right here, right here.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me do it, let me do it.
Come on.
Okay.
Can we put the costume on?
Oh, shit, guys.
I told you to be careful.
do we not cook one bag of map
exactly what you have to preheat the oven to 450 degrees
this is ridiculous this is ridiculous this is ridiculous
You had a single kill you didn't even accidentally
I will cook the man I will cook the man I'm gonna cook the man okay and how that
goes zero mess guys guys I will be cooking the man everyone else just shoot
They're right there officer!
Woo woo woo woo!
You're done now, buddy, you're done now.
You give me just a couple bags of that.
Man, you're gonna,
share, what's to give me all the remaining bags you have.
You're going, once you give me all the remaining bags
to teach me how to cook at my,
you're going to, once you give me all the bags remaining
and teach me how to cook at, you're going to jail.
And give me your cooking set, you're going to jail.
Yeah, you're going to jail, you're going to jail.
You're going, and once you hand over your meth selling empire
and then take me out to cook meth,
give me your cook meth station
and all the bags you're about to have,
you're going to jail.
You're going to jail.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, snitch.
Snitches get snitches though.
Snitches get 25 kilos of meth and fat and memes.
Spelled straight to El Chapo.
I'm a living a life house for the rest of my life what?
I'm good by the way hey you looking sexy guys just don't touch the math. Can we see also don't kill the math clock?
Okay, that was the a we I don't know dude our AI started shooting first
We can we can we tell our yeah, I like hold back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe played. I don't know surely. Where is he?
We got to go fast
You can tell good fuck off just one on the bottom just one on the bottom
I
Sorry, as long as you don't call as long as they don't you guys I don't have a shower
My god
Let us do the lay let us
What
The cook's right there, they're right here!
Who's this guy then?
No, I think it's unavoidable, I think it's unavoidable.
Looks like we need Miracast and Soda and Time to fly.
It's just inevitable.
They're prone to death, I think.
Also, I got...
What the hell are we doing?
Oh god, alright.
It's probably because it's disabled all that shit well we mean where I mean you said you said the game
Oh, no, no, there's default lad. You can change it
Maybe that's not it. All right, dude, we got the ingredient
Well, wait, wait, you guys might have the cops. I'm gonna cook. Okay. I'm just see
We need to cook
You should wait once you see me first.
Let's see here.
This can't.
The notes say we need fly.
Oh my god, James.
You idiot.
Where?
Ah, caustic soda.
Oh shit.
Oh.
I didn't know what the caustic soda.
You guys are still here, okay?
Cops in the house.
He's got you.
Oh, I got something.
Get out of the stairs.
The caustic soda first.
Well, nothing blew up.
Perfect.
That's a good sign.
Cops incoming.
Watch the field.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Oh, shit, this guy is weird.
Who's playing with these guys?
This is a waste of human life.
Ah!
Yeah!
They wrote hydroxide chloride.
Pretty sure he means hydrogen chloride.
Hydrogen chloride?
Adding hydrogen chloride?
Adding hydrogen chloride, guys?
Guys, we're cooking! We're cooking!
Daisy, we're cooking!
Daisy, we need to cook!
It's cooking time.
She's just a deceiver!
She's stupid! She's stupid!
She's a known deceiver! I know this place!
She doesn't even know how to cook!
Stop it! Stop it!
Wait...
What? What do we need now?
Did she say something that I missed?
She said we need da-da-da!
Grenade! Grenade!
Oh my god!
I got an ammo box, I got an ammo box, I got an ammo box, you know?
I got a box, I got a box, you know, you know?
Nice, the lady won't tell me how to cook back, she won't tell me how to cook back.
I see nothing I see it. I'm going for it.
Jesus. Nice work.
What the?
No retreating out, quick, please. I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
There's health down at the bottom of the stairs. Our AI put it there. Very great placement.
I got it.
AI, uh, health at the bottom of the stairs.
I
See what you say to do what you say
Oh, I don't know. Names. Names are accurate.
He's 91% sure of what?
3, what did you say?
All that more sniper.
Muriatic action?
God, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, I'm cooking.
The purity will increase if you let it cook.
But don't let it sit for too long.
How long do I let it sit?
Is that bag it?
No, no, no, we have to let it sit for the purity or whatever.
Let it sit, let it sit.
We can't let it sit too long.
Let it faster, let it faster.
Oh, let it faster.
Oh, oh, I see it.
Yeah, my guy.
Oh, it turns. Oh, my God.
This is actually Heisenberg's.
We cannot skip the festering process.
I'm referencing the notes.
Time for the caustic soda.
Oh, oh, oh, I should repeat the process.
That's easy.
Okay.
Good.
We're gonna have so much meth.
Oh, you got one.
Okay, we make three vans.
No, no, we made 12 bags. Oh shit
I
Oh my god!
Guys guys, I need revive.
I need revive.
I have not changed the message.
I'm going for the power boys.
I'm going, I'm going!
I'm going for the power boys.
I'm going, I'm going!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, there's too many!
I'm going, I'm going!
I need more men!
Oh
Cooking math is stupid anyways, let's go do another one
Cooking methods job. I'm not I don't want to cook math. Who better do better stupid. Let's rob a bank
I'm drunk dealers with bank robbers
That is actually probably a lot more moral steered from the banks. Come on. They're stealing from us. Yeah
Yeah, let's all say who we voted for and why we voted for them. Come on. Yeah. Yeah, come on guys
That's all let's go through every president. We've ever voted for quickly guys
Al Gore
Three two one George wise you did the first
I'm not saying it, I'm not saying it, I'm not saying it, John F. Kennedy, John F.
Kennedy? Yeah, yeah, I'm 65 years old. Actually, that might be too young.
John Kennedy's in the Google log, yeah. Yeah, he's got it. We gotta get his reboot card.
Yeah, we gotta get his, his, his, where's the reboot bus? Oh my God. Oh,
See what I'm trying to do these people card. Oh
God, oh God, we'll see me Sam
Mr.. Not I think us bungalowaters would love you to play Red Dead Redemption dude and take over the West
Also online over
Decent friends. Oh god speed. I've seen those kickboxes at Red Dead online roleplay
Let me tell you guys there is big list and then there's
stairs
They need to come out of the room.
Most people at least get to be howled at their mothers on one one one woman in their entire lives.
Those guys those are those people doing redneck redemption 2 won't play.
They were born from a tear.
They have never, not even their own mother, felt the touch of a woman.
And I'm proud of that vote and I'm proud of that vote.
I stand by that vote.
What? I stand by that vote.
What vote? What vote?
I voted for my 78-year-old sweet old receptionist at the place I worked one year
You voted for your receptionist for president?
Yeah, you can write a name in you know you can just write a name in you don't have to vote for the options you can vote for anybody
Yeah, I wrote her in Rob Dierdach
Yes
He used to do a show called I
I don't remember but you like skateboard stuff the fantasy factory
Are you gonna do something here? Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'll just I'll just dig around my charge
Oh wow up to two million dollars, let's do that
Flip through their photo albums together. I'm gonna choose a very hard
We're on me around me
Oh
Mr. T. Mr. E. Mr. Roundy, but we're back with good man. Good. I'm saying Golden shark is a big mission too
What do we do?
Thank you, Bob. What we did my boy, huh?
Thank you boys. We see each other. It's very kind of you boys. We say
Hey, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
make sure you have a silencer, make sure you have a silencer.
Oh, you got it, at least one gun, okay?
See, I don't know how to, I don't know how to silencer,
I don't know how to do that.
Oh, great, how do you do that?
I just have my, honestly, my weapon's like a pre-made.
Oh, here we go, I gotta go to the silencer,
I gotta go to the silencer, I'm good.
There, I need to.
A tech 9 is considered an SMG?
I said it's weird.
That's a pistol and CS2.
I thought it was a wrapper.
That guy needs a wrapper too, yeah.
That's true.
Wait, are you guys ready?
Alright, let's drop this bet!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You guys, I'm saying it good.
Oh
She's having so much good shit. I want to thank you in Taiwan. So we keep going up
Godspeed Mr. Grady Godspeed brother Godspeed big man Godspeed. Oh
Now this
My god. Oh, yeah
Is this one of those where we don't put our masks on at the beginning we can stop it
South, south, south, south, south.
Guys, we can, we, you guys, it's like $100,000 minimum,
all the way up to $2 million.
You know, I am here.
Stroll on in, and let's make a living.
Holy shit, Ta-Ta.
Look at my ass.
The insider told us that he placed a white man on his desk.
Look at my ass.
Where is he?
I don't know, look at his.
Those are tight.
You sure you're gonna be able to, like,
somersault and stuff in those things?
You're gonna have to cut these things off
After we get out of here
I'll even put masks on afterward wouldn't the cameras have already seen our faces because where we going?
Why am I falling done? Hey, I don't know
Okay, all right
Find the inside man. He has a white bear on his desk. How do you know that?
Cuz it is push tab
come on you need John is already
expired so what John don't take
another step oh my god John's
getting John's under attack oh my god
no I'm good I'm gonna and somebody's
Redoing. There we go. And we're live. Okay. All right. Good luck.
Good luck. Yeah, this is on me. And we'll be back. Thank you.
I'm sorry the highs. I'm sorry. John, do nothing. Do nothing. I I need you to help me.
I need you to do literally nothing. Okay. Well, it'll show you if you're in a place. You shouldn't go
There'll be a red exclamation. I found that out when I was too far into it
In the fucking car John stay in the car. You're not a robber bag like me giving
you're good to go just walk right inside are told us there's just three people with gloves on
sprinting into the back
okay okay we need to find
inside man white bear on his desk has a white bear on his desk okay moving for a white bear
I can also scan this phone but there's a security guy right here
There's offices back here to the left.
This guy is not smart.
Yeah, that's all purple.
I just found a phone.
I just got to have a phone.
I don't know what it was, but I got it.
Yeah, I got it too.
I can scan this QR code, but it says I'm being observed.
Yeah, sir.
I think it's this guy.
It's this asshole right here.
Yeah, I had this camera John. Can you flirt with this guy real quick John flirt with this guy taking all back? Oh
My god, we're hot
Scan the QR code I'm in sir. He's in the baby. Have you been losing weight sir?
Have you been losing weight? Where's the white bear?
I'm in I'm in the offices. I'm in the offices
In the offices guys, I'm in
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
He's out, are you doing?
Hey.
Is that a private area?
Oh, I gotta just go in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't know.
I scanned it.
I did the ultimate hacking.
I'm hacking it.
I got to watch.
I'm walking in.
I can try to get me out.
I already unlocked it.
Just come in here and avoid the can.
I can lure though.
I can lure.
I don't know what that means.
Wait, I'm looking for the white bear.
I'm looking for the white bear.
Uuuhm...
What's wrong with you?
I'm not in there.
They don't see me. They don't see us crawling around in here on all fours.
We're extra stupid. The art of stealth training.
Crawl around on all fours, it's the unbeatable. It's the tally of the time itself.
Where's the way there?
Oh, hi hi hi!
Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
I
You have to disable the metal detectors and generate a new code for the manager's computer when that's done get back to me
Okay
I
Wait, look at this crack see from the guy that's helping us
Mrs. A listen for something oh
Wait, oh find and enter the server room. Oh, oh over here. Oh
Yeah, finish that
I'm sitting for the guy that just helped us.
Shut up! Money, money, money, money, money!
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money. Fuck you, sir.
Fuck you. This is our money now.
Fuck you.
Server room's gotta be in here.
Oh, shit.
You have lasers in the van. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
We've got to go through the lasers.
Who do like that?
Like, you gotta wait for me.
Oh, oh, what an expert security that they go on a time like that
Wow this company I need to find them and
Gotta give the robbers a chance
Activate me I don't think I want to do that
Got it 60308211
Right, okay
Now where we do those we into the silver room if find it into the server do you know what this room is?
Yeah, it's just a green company. They doesn't want to use too much electricity
We don't need to find the silver room
hmm
I was your server room where would I be?
I don't know the first, wait right there?
Wait, wait you guys, wait, give me a sec, I'm coming back, the server room is back where you are.
Stay put, stay put.
Give me a sec, I think you've been spotted through the window.
Oh shit, I was uh...
Oh right here, right here.
Oh, give me a sec, you just gotta, you just gotta, you just gotta, jean.
Oh my gosh.
I've got one guy that said my game was too loud, I was in the setting.
You should just go with him let him arrest you you just go with him just let me rest you just let me rest you
Yeah, just let me rest you just let me rest you just let me rest you just let me rest you yeah, yeah, yeah
Stop right there. I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry sir. I apologize. Oh my god. I got a trespasser and cuffs over here
Use your boot strength, I don't know how to
Wow, look at that scumbag in there
I'm a masculine
Yeah, we are looking for you.
Oh, you better use your prime.
I'm going to be an ancestors.
Which is your mom.
She was.
Yeah, I don't like it about it.
With nothing but your strength.
Nothing but your strength alone.
Garcon and Garcon.
Oh, OK.
Oh, no.
He's up.
Is there a lot alone?
Nothing but your strength.
Oh, guys.
I like it about it.
How do I get out of there?
Oh, you got to get the keys off the cop.
You got to get the guy.
OK, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy.
He's still being seen it. I've looked directly into his eyes. It's a low IQ. Low EQ
Very common approaching the now
I'm also gossip guys. I'm getting worried. There's no keys on the that made that up
Person made that up but the keys about the keys. I just suck that coffee. I'm getting where that you're stuck
I'm not reading chat anymore. I'm getting where I'm getting whether you're stuck forever until we finish the highs
that can't be true I just sit here wiggling do what elation John I think
you're about to get one guy whatever you do do not mask up do not mask up I
haven't done anything I'm scared well people are saying the same thing
We're going mad, boys! We're going mad!
We're going mad!
Find the gate!
Where are you going?
Find the gate, boys! Find the gate!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Woo, woo, woo!
Go, go, go!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
I'm shippin' on the jail, I'm shippin' on the jail!
He's gonna be released to death later!
Wait, where is this thing?
Where's the car?
What?
I
got it got it got it
need to bolt the drill down
I'm bolt the drill down
just keep going boys I got the drill
I got the drill
yeah got it
oh
You're just thousands of them!
What the hell is this police force?
You haven't even got to the front door yet!
At least you have the lobby. Why would you need it?
A whole army!
Get him up! Get him up!
You're not getting him!
Throw it slow, throw it slow!
Don't get too comfortable. He'll be back.
Up the machine, the machine!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Oh my god! They so much in holy ding! Holy ding! Holy ding! Holy ding! Holy ding!
That's a lot of him!
That's a nice unique ball.
We got maglock activation the thing magnetized the entire game along the edges and sealed it tight
Wait, wait, we know where the manager's computer is. That's why there's white boy. We sure you sure you sure
I'll go there there. Wait. Hold on you go to white bear. I'll go to my bear. There might be it I
Found another officer. There's a look very manager managerial
I don't see anything the white bear obviously nothing nothing. Let me see it. I'll be here
Find the magnetic lock in the how is this not the manager's office?
I'm getting where to pick up an oxygen tank from the car.
I'm gonna go for it.
Go, go, go.
they're gonna go to the game, we're gonna go to the game
beat it
what the heck! you're happy!
I got the shield
we gotta get out of here John, we gotta get out of here now
run run run run run run run run run run
just run John run
whoo
I'm the first one
Oh
They go in for the roof time to come in for the roof time
We need another oxygen tank! We need another oxygen tank!
Oh my god! I got a hostage! I got a hostage!
I got a burning gal!
I got one! I got one!
I got a hostage guys!
Stand back!
The Lance is burning its way through again!
360!
What is this?
Guys, this is like a one half inch regular push door.
The Lance is burning its way through again!
It's a hell of a push door.
It's really close to the middle of it.
Oh, shoot!
Yeah!
You have asses and they came up and...
Did we not even open the door?
Oh guys, we gotta find the manager's job. We gotta find the manager's job.
They're shooting at me!
There's two of them in the ramp!
Oh my god!
They're down at the pool top!
Oh, guys, we need to find the bandages! I was quick!
We gotta hold on! We gotta hold on!
I
Know the boy
The shield's dead.
Oh!
There's too many! There's too many!
He says we still gotta have the man out there.
I gotta find the van's garbage.
You go for the van, I'll go for the van's garbage, okay?
I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Oh, I'll never let you go.
I'll never let you go.
No, we'll be gone.
I'm coming.
I'm...
I
Please was gonna take over a small nation what the hell is this you see those stairs had to get up those stairs
Dallas isn't custody that's what happens that that's what just happened there
What is this? What is this game? What is this game?
If you have no hard mode, I think they'll just add a little bit to the clock.
This is a fucking meat ride!
I need to come back. I need to be as far as 39 seconds. I need to be as far as 37 seconds.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous!
I
Get him, HUBBIT!
Really?
What's the blue bear guy? What the hell?
There's a white bear! And this is not even his office!
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. I get it, I get it, I get it.
I
Can't do it
Okay, all right. Okay. I don't do good
I know I look very similar to that red box. It wasn't me
You get to be confused the red box all the time
It's very common mistake, very common mistake.
Alright guys.
Alright.
We've killed 400 innocent human beings for some money.
We're only halfway there.
Good work everybody, good work!
We're at the first and we won't be the last.
This is such a silly game.
Honestly, uh, first of all, can I just say,
While we are pulling the trigger the training regimen on this police force and the amount of on their payroll
Chuck that is egregious. The very judge guilty judge is guilty. Oh guys. I'm on
What were these 800 computer ops doing before?
The call was made just hanging out in the office. I was waiting to go funnel in one by one into boy
All right, all right, all right, where are you next?
Check the gap down there!
Oh boy, oh boy, here we go, killin' again, guys.
I'm gonna free up some PD by the end of the road.
Just fight off the cops, that's it.
I
Don't take elevators
Cannot be the only one hearing that
90% 90% 90% 90%
Lug it, Lug it, Lug it
I'm so excited
Lug it in boys, Lug it in
What?
Not there yet, not there yet
John what is it?
It's the same, it's confidence taking Saturday
They said someone's coming, and it sounded like a streamer's name, but they're a little bit off.
The guy was in front of my dances.
Got it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, that's why we're robbing this bank, boys.
Yeah, they're racist.
This town is full of racists.
We're the good guys in this story.
We think we're the bad guys. We're the good guys. That's right. Oh shit
Okay, here we go. All right, there's nothing in there different like $100
All right, I killed no one I killed no one
We're speaking I think he might know we're here
Lock it there. It's locked down now.
Is it a locker?
Oh buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy!
Thank you.
We have to go back to the van.
We have to go back to the van now.
Thank God the cops haven't realized that's our van yet.
Let's see.
That could be a real problem.
That's going to be a real problem as soon as they find out that's our van, this whole operation is blown.
I'm going to wait till I need it.
Because I have, I have because there's ours, there's ours.
Set up the thermite in the counter above the vault.
Oh my god, I got a Baron 50 count.
That was my very pretty gal. Um, I was going back to that. Yeah, you can press one
But you can have you even you
I don't know
No, no, no, we're stealing from a bank. You might as well steal from me you piece of shit
On the ground
No, go ahead, go ahead you piece of garbage, go ahead
Jell is 21, listen here you know, Buzzy, run them out of his bitch
They roll around on the same floor, I fuck your mom on
I'm so told Dr. This is my final P
Time to get messy
Oh my god
Keep an eye on that guy. I'll come in here. He's over there. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, you need to replace this immediately
Oh, that's just a random guy. I don't know what he's still doing here.
Turn off that sprinkler system or the thermite isn't going to be as effective.
I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Here's your job.
Apparently we need a lot more thermite off of the front room.
three bags of their but over here. Oh, oh, oh, four bags. Oh, my God. Four bags. Oh,
I'm lagging a little behind. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
cop number 472, the one.
Oh my god.
These dudes with the red mask literally brought bluetooth speakers to
propel their voice.
That's aura, that's aura.
Okay, we have a literal God in the bank.
I repeat, a literal god in the bank.
Unfortunately.
All right, all right, there might be a third bite.
Here's your permit.
Think you went the wrong way?
I'm flashed.
Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
Oh, daddy's in trouble, daddy's in trouble,
daddy's in trouble, I'm down, I'm down.
Oh, I'm coming for ya, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I
They finished me off
Caldered budge
Ferris just stay alive
Seven out of some amount of time
God put the third mind in the third
I'm alive. I don't know how
change guy
didn't the last termite
I literally have to chill for a sec
I already have termite
let's go James, my boy
oh
Oh
I'm gonna lie back up there right guys go go go go go go
I've already tried many times John. I'll tell him over time to view
Just that ball bar your reign of Jara is over. Oh, yeah, racist racist ballbars
He's ah, I can all I can keep him from shooting
They won't shoot me with the human shield.
I
Get out of the money! Get out of the money!
Check the vents. One of them is unblocked.
Find it and throw down the cache.
A one-way trip straight to the garage.
Oh! There's Shui's money!
Shui's money!
Oh my gosh! Shui's money!
Shui's money!
Let's go!
Shui's money! Shui's money!
Shui's money!
Oh.
Oh no! The money's back up! The money's back up!
The money's back up!
I don't know how this would possibly ever fix a drill, but you know, I'm not a technician.
I'm just doing the lady on the phone, Jen.
I do what you gotta do, I do what you gotta do, I do what you gotta do.
Dude, I'm quick still, pal.
What's this, buddy?
It's a full body!
I
Wish is that they keep talking about
Okay, I'm just going to be
I don't know
You know what oh
OH MY GOD IT'S A THOUSAND OF THEM!
You guys hang back, you gotta get a hit on my reach up!
OH!
get the money I'm out of ammo boys I'm out of ammo
I know where to find some where right hand, right hand
guys we are not leaving any sequel dollars in space I want you all to know that
I want you all to know that
Obviously not
Look how many deaths he's on there
I got you, I got you
I just exploited the money
even worth it
Will we be
Will we be greeted at the
great gates of heaven?
No, we won't even get to the top
You may have embellished our mortal lives
But you may
eternity will be spent in hell
I don't know if it depends on how much money.
Ah, really, a thousand, two thousand.
Where's the line?
You know?
Where's the line?
I got to remember, I got to remember.
Ten thousand dead.
10,000 dead in Bay guys, this is gonna be a lot more rich.
More people died in the 2026 Bay guys than all of Vietnam times as well.
This is the life of a fucking meat finder, this is the fucking meat finder, this is the
fucking meat finder.
Oh, what the fuck!
Oh shit!
What the fuck!
What?
That is how he's actually trained.
That's John Rickies.
You know what this is for?
The RPA Racist Treaty.
Racist City.
Oh, so that one was Lieutenant Boatsey.
One of the most revered races in the entire police department.
All right, this is on.
The light is very new on.
Stop black and white.
All right, guys? Let's keep that in mind.
Who can really say what you're doing here today is wrong?
Is there a right and wrong?
That's right.
Who are we to judge?
to judge what is good and what is bad
officer of the law
uh, guys, there's a huge person
there's a huge person
there's a huge guy
Shaquille O'Neal is coming to fuck us
we're just setting up the meeting
I got him, I got him
right? This is the final charge.
It's early, and now they will run out of police officers.
They've got to have them. They've got to have them.
The whole state right now has got to be here for them.
Every media in the state is at this bank right now.
down.
He moved down.
He dropped the loot in the vent.
In any moment.
He dropped.
I'm sure he won't.
All back.
Uh-oh.
Why the hell am I here?
Get your out for some ammo here.
I found an ammo, I'm hoping for ammo.
I got some, I got some as well, I got some as well.
Looking good, looking good.
Here we go, alright.
Coming back here.
I'm gonna go, keep coming, I'm gonna go, don't tell him.
Guys, he moved over the big fence.
I like this game because it was like a realistic high simulation it is.
I heard a rapist on a high simulator.
I'd rather be reading about a high-convex like this.
Back in 2015.
Yeah, it was like 5 states, 106 counties.
This is for 2008.
This is like the fucking drone strike this day.
Ow, many more!
We're pushing up back boys!
The back boys are pushing a bag!
We're winning the fight!
The neighboring states inside of the refraction.
Tina, look out behind you, don't move!
What? Where?
Oh
I'm going to take one of the money bags and try to sprint through all these guys with
Okay
And then we go
They're taking the money!
They got it! They're taking the money! They're taking the money!
Don't let them take the money!
Get back! Get back!
Don't let them take the money!
Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
That's like what the cops would say!
Take the bomb, Zed!
Point!
Don't let them take that money! Do not let them take that bag of money!
Whatever you do!
I will tell you when the money bag is being taken 15 seconds on back 15 seconds on back
Okay
We're almost done!
That's where almost...
You have the worst thing!
Should we make a run?
John just like the clouds!
Alright, guys, what do you need?
Oh, there's a Juggernaut guy!
He's Juggernaut!
We should run, we should run.
No, we got this, just hold the knife!
Oh, my primitive, my primitive, see!
I would ask for a bit of single dollar!
I got the juggernaut!
Yeah, I've smoked, I've smoked, I've smoked it!
We have to move, and some way we gotta make a break for it!
I already watched that, I got the vets.
I'm on the vets right now.
I got an idea.
What?
It's a light on the teeth.
It's a crazy idea.
But it just might work.
It's gonna take a second.
It's gonna take a second. Stay alive.
I'm running. I'm running.
I'm running to the money.
You don't have money. You don't have money.
Smoke out!
Shit, I have no health.
I'm going for it. I'm going for the bitch.
Spoke out! Spoke out!
Shoot his dick off, I'm shooting his dick off!
How do we do that for so long?
What was that?!
What did I just do?!
What did we just play?! What is this game?!
Oh
Beautiful, but I hate the mystery box for a ray gun
Guys, we did kill over a thousand
officers to see I
Killed 432 give me killed 411 and John
225
So guys, I just want to actually wasn't on a fun
I just want to reiterate what just happened here guys
Yeah, we go ahead again there
We killed a thousand people
And that's it
So that's it was literally
There was no hives. There was no money. We literally just did a massacre. We literally just opened fire to the bank and killed thousands of people. That's it. That's the whole thing we did. That's it. That's everything we did.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's the whole thing. That's all she wrote. That's all she wrote.
I wouldn't say mission successful, but you know, it's close. It's something mission successful adjacent
Mission successful adjacent
Now guys listen, if we can avoid getting arrested we can rob the whole bank
I'm pretty we got you to rob the whole bank without him ever detecting. Yeah. Yeah, dude. We should try to do it
I mean as fun as that was and it actually
I think that at this difficulty, if you trigger that, it's over.
It's over.
2,000 of this city's finest killed in action.
2,000 families broken, 2,000 widowed wives, 2,000 fatherless children.
We'll get all the suns gonna shine just a little bit of money.
Just because we wanted, just because we wanted, what, two million dollars for
a thousand people that's, what the math on that?
Listen, I should have blamed on both sides.
Two million divided by one thousand.
Every life in there was only worth $2,000 to us.
I would say that that there is blame on both sides. We kill the man. We kill a thousand
men for $2,000 each. And we didn't get the money. We didn't get the money. We just sat
for the love of the game!
Be dead for the love of the game!
Ha! Wow.
Yeah!
What a world.
Are you done, John?
Oh my god.
Oh, John, you're not going to bed, buddy.
Actually, it's probably good if we're trying to see a secret in.
We're trying to go to bed.
Hey, fuck you, we-
You sat there and just slaughtered! We could have lost!
That was at the fence!
The herd was weakening! We were thinning them out!
We were thinning them out!
Honestly, I think we were right on the edge of the final people.
They were sitting in their secretaries.
They were sitting in the front desk lady in their dressing spot here.
I think we were right at the end of the stage.
Another minute.
We would have been home free.
He would have been home.
You want to do you want to do an easier bank or do you want to do you want to do we do a bank
I mean we get a high this is a casino right no no this is not a seal this is the stock market we get out we get highs
Is it there's a who the stock market sounds nice you want to you want to rob the stuff? Well, I like putting money in bags
You mean that's true. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get another bank. I'm gonna get another city. Really which we go to the Golden Shark instead
Good night, Mr. John.
Let's go to the Golden Shark.
The Golden Shark, yeah.
Did I?
Wow, that was, that was, I don't even know what that was.
That was something.
You know what?
That was something.
Lower the difficulty.
No, but it is not worth it unless you do it on very hard also
Also really quickly
Can you pick up a body when it's dead?
Like a friendly
No, if I kill a cop while we're still hiding and what we're still not loud because I pick it up and throw it in the bin
Yeah, okay
Oh, hi, I see what yours. Yeah, cuz I see what I see we I've got a silenced pistol. You guys go around
If we stealth it if we stealth we can go we can go splinter stuff
Yeah, I rarely succeed on these but that would be a lot of fun to actually succeed on such a task
What is succeeding me fun a dream? I've always been succeeding is very fine. That's my bird. That's my bird
I've heard we're moving body back. I'm ready to
I'm gonna go get a city. We do get body banks from we we get body banks from guys. No idea
All right, you figure that I'll be right back there
The bag store 7-eleven
What's been your skill points? What are my skill points?
What are those?
Skill points?
Can I spin it right now?
Make your way inside. Security is tight, so stay frosty.
Oh, God, he's hot!
Oh, at the main menu. Who would do that at this?
You know what we don't need, David?
He just holding us back.
We're the real egg-lovers.
What's your name, boys?
Joaquin?
Just like any other customer.
How do you do that, sir?
The vault sits between the ground and upper floors according to the plans we stole.
Alright.
To get to the upper floor, you'll need a high-security keycard.
I should hear the key card, literally.
Find a clue in the human resources.
Ah, I'm just an average customer at this bank, so there's nothing to worry about, man.
Wolf, chill out, I got this.
How to find a cue
Hmm, how to find a cue
Hmm
Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry. Average customers walking through
Oh
Patricius Shark has been a horse for ethical business practices, three years running.
Once we get a hold of her secrets, she can kiss that award goodbye.
Wait, okay, the human resource department defined a clue as to which employee has access to that form.
Human resource department? I was a human resource department. Where would I be?
Hmm. Loan officer? Hmm.
Fuck it, we're down in
Oh, right on
Yeah, but how about you stay outside?
Me and the bungalows got this, man
Ha ha ha
Ah
Really? Okay
Yeah, stay outside, idiot
Me and the bungalows
There's a food truck
Yeah, how about you?
There's a food truck out here
How about you die out there?
Oh my god
Food truck, you bad bitch
These are the best pulled pork tacos I've ever had in my life
Gotta be three of them
Me and Shane
I'm gonna be really famous down this page
I just asked him and he says he can he doesn't do he's yeah, they you've got to order that shit
I'm asking you up. I'm doing that fucker in that food truck
He just drove off. Oh shit. Oh my god. Me too. You change and wolf are housing these pulled pork delicious pulled pork tacos
Hey who in what?
Me wolf and chains. We're back here in the street. Yeah, I think I found the human research department
Oh
They got it. They got some leaky pipes. Oh
You can't use your god yet and tell you mass we can you kill anyone while you're not messed up
And I don't you might be able to strangle
Locate human resources. I think you can tie him up
I think you can tell you I'm right behind a guy my police officer. Oh, man
What do you need a specific skill?
Where the hell is this?
Where are the resources department at?
I've looked everywhere.
I'm telling you, I've looked everywhere.
I could just ask someone.
Should I just ask someone?
Should I just ask?
I didn't do that question markage, but there's no way to get back there.
Oh, you know what we need?
A QR code.
That's what we need.
We need to find a phone with QR code.
Oh, human resources.
Yep.
This
In the mainframe
101 0 1 0 1 0 and I'm in literally
Quite frankly I bypassed a firewall
Quite frankly hey frankly
Give me count the fuck to you. Did you use my QR code you like this?
No, I got my own
It's not looking good out here, though. Hey, hey, dude
We got it. We got to move. We got to move.
I can't. I can't. I don't want to get out of here.
Just go back the way we came in. Just go back the way we came in.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
Waterfly 0579.
Thank you.
You're the best thing in this sad time for me.
I lost my mom and my best friend.
Why me?
I watch you every night. Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
God dang it. I'm killing civilians.
We'll reshot the high. We'll reshot the high.
Maybe I'm sorry to hear that brother.
God bless you and your family big man.
Bless you and your family brother.
Okay, there's a lot of people back there.
Honestly guys, I have something to say.
Everything was going pretty darn good until
Damn it.
You couldn't even find the damn place.
Well, at least the alarms weren't blaring.
Well, I was in there
and then I tried to scoot
and you blocked me on my way out.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, my way security cameras just a hair of my tini-tini chin. Yeah, hold on now
Qr code right here right here. I'm ready got what I'm ready got what
I'm done
You got the key card to I'm gonna get a little bit of cash. I'm gonna get a little bit of cash. You go ahead. You go ahead
Oh
Is really a permanently disabled camera like when I hack it or no
I
Could have the camera and turn and turn. Oh, how do you act the cameras?
That would be very useful while API and star breeze was in the chat who star breeze
Star breeze you this
No, no, I do star breeze not breeze
like a like a like a
the breeder of stars the breeder of the stars
that's the dev? oh shit oh the breeder of the stars
oh I just killed one thousand
people in your game this is nighting for the money
I'm a terrorist
in the game of course nobody submit that
the FBI out of contact.
Hahaha.
Two and a half second clip.
Not even.
We gotta get this guy.
Yeah.
That's enough for me.
If I had this guy pointed away,
could you...
Oh shit, you had to...
Oh, don't point it right at me!
Lord! What, how'd I get it?
You are...
You're a good guest.
I
Wait, are you waiting? What's it here? Oh
I got another QR code and I got some oxygen
I'm gonna say this if we do a drill. I think that's only for the drill
You know what? Why don't they have oxygen in the bag?
money money money money money money money
yeah that's highly unusual
oh shit that was your coach oh my god
okay check this out
this guy just came in first time chat all
cabs veterans will not be silenced
is that something I'm trying to do
or something you're trying to do her
such a good boy is that
you son of a bitch you piece of shit
Yeah, you piece of shit.
Oh my god, my dad died.
The lines on the line.
And you're saying that you're trying to give your son?
I'm all for veterans.
I don't know what the hell it was you.
He's probably talking about.
I love veterans.
I can sense the sorry thousand years.
Is gimmick the one trying to silence veterans?
Hey, I didn't say nothing.
It's probably gimmick.
I didn't say nothing.
I love veterans.
I didn't say nothing.
I love veterans.
No, this guy's here for one of us and it ain't me, buddy. It ain't me who nobody hates veterans literally probably the most
least hated
You grew some clients. I mean, I've been on the internet for a while now. It's like the rest. I think we all seem to be real
Yeah, honestly, you got it. He's got me by okay. Oh shit
She after gimmick
are you kidding me dude oh sorry I won't leave I'll leave I'll leave come on
let's have a chat okay
I literally just peeked in oh oh oh oh I'm good I'm good you just got I'm in
the next room I'm in the next room he was actually very nice very kind man
very kind man maybe he's the one that he knows
You up to that guy sir?
I just searched every one of these drawers individually
There's nothing in them I just searched 16 drawers individually for nothing
What was that guy there star breeze with the fuck is that?
Someone to answer it for this star breeze is he here is he here?
the hell is that what yeah yeah yeah yeah I got some questions too I have a
little I have like three or four on the list here glad right oh why why's change
looking why's chains looking at me funny is that part of the game
Are you going to say sexy?
How are you passing the sex part?
I don't know, this is where I got caught last time.
I can hack this camera right here.
Wait, wait, wait. We need to learn.
We need to find a lure.
Ohhhh
There's various
places
out and about
in the facility, like a Bluetooth speaker.
Oh, no way.
He's puppy guarding the fucking door.
No way. Are you serious?
Oh my god, he's fine camping!
This guy's so good.
Oh my god, he takes his job so seriously.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna stand right here.
I'm due for a raise next month.
Huh.
I'm pleading for a salad, pal.
Due for a salad.
Pay attention to where you're going.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
He's sweating his balls off.
You seeing this guy?
He is wet.
He's got his ways.
This guy's drenched!
He's dripping, he's dripping!
You see it, that's...
Are you seein' it?
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it!
The cop went right, we had to go down!
I'm gonna go here, close the door!
Oh!
You can't!
He's trapped, he's trapped!
Officer...
Employee of the month here!
Oh yeah, yeah, I can distract him!
Hey man!
Hey, watch it!
Hey!
Ah, I got it, I got it, something to tell you.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I know what you've been doing.
I know what you've been doing, man.
I can see it in your eyes.
Your eyes are like the edges of the universe.
Your eyes...
Oh, oh, dark tunnel.
You can't be in here.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna walk down.
Come on. Move out.
Oh, oh.
Slow down.
What are you doing?
I got caught.
Welcome back. Welcome back.
I give it my all. I give it my all.
Perhaps a different point of interest.
Why did we unlock this door?
Well, this door's stupid.
This is significantly closer to the human resources.
This door's freaking stupid, dude.
Why would we possibly open the door
fucking halfway across the bank?
This door's obviously more stupid than the other door.
You have to find another QR code. Oh my god, dude. Employee the month is back. I'll be gay follow me boys
I'm gonna find another QR code. Okay, you just use oh I got what I got what?
God
Okay, I'm down
We open up this door the second you come by dude, I've been waiting to unlock this the whole time
Reese Brown!
Reese Brown is who we want!
Who? Could Reese Brown?
No, Reese Brown!
Reese?
Okay.
Reese? Like Reese's pieces!
Gimme! Gimme! Psst!
What? What?
Oh, no, what's going on?
Shh!
I
Never here you were never here
I should I did that the employee the month is back. Go walking
I know where I don't know I don't know the man's office that he's over here
Okay, this is the loan officer. I need the man's office babies back here
Oh, it's on the second floor. Wait, how do you get the second floor? Oh, no, here it is.
No, I don't! No, I don't see my first prophet.
Oh, my God. Mr. I don't like demonic games out here.
Oh, shit. Don't come here. Don't come here. Don't come here. Don't come here. Don't come here.
Search everywhere for that key card.
Give it give it give it give it get out here
Give it give it
Oh!
Give it give it
Oh!
Take his life
It's
He's bad
No no no no no no no no
He's got the smell on him
Oh my god he's taking selfies
What are you, James?
Wolf get the hell out of here
You didn't you didn't you didn't
You didn't find the suspicious
You didn't find four guys going out of the basement
Just see this guy at the door
the door! Dammit!
I quit.
Oh here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is.
Oh my god.
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
That says denied. Seems like it's...
Seems like he has regained access.
There's the door to the vault.
It requires a 4-digit...
Do not fuck this up! Do not fuck this up! Give me...
If they catch you, just walk out with the circle.
Don't try to hide! Don't try to hide, okay?
I don't know where exactly.
I can hack the database and get the code from there.
The access to vault lobby.
What's a vault? Wait, it's into the...
They said upper floor. She said it's somewhere on the upper floor.
I think everyone's suspicious here, I think.
Or maybe not.
It's just a copy.
We shh.
Activate lure.
We do.
You see we find the server room. You see it?
No, do you think your voice is watch it? I see I see I see I see several doors
Which is your room now
No key card required for this one about the several a man. I'm in
That's coming
This is why we do it, not for the money for the thrill.
We do it for the thrill.
I think he comes in here sometimes.
Do you think people will be more or less suspicious with you wearing blue latex medical gloves?
No
That's like it's inevitable that I'm gonna be the one who's
I
Would a lot of pressure he's turning
I'm gonna make some copies win in Rome, baby win in Rome
Oh my god, he's fat
It's good. That's a good thing.
It's good.
Don't smell it.
It's not your game of scent.
He's going to turn around.
Oh, he's very stupid.
He's very stupid.
I got my turn.
We got to get back to the server room quick.
We see you right there.
Do you think we can make the jump?
Go on, go on.
Ah, you caught me.
You caught me, you dirty dogs.
You caught me.
Just a prank, boys.
I'm coming with you.
I apologize.
I apologize officer. I apologize and listen. I'm gonna come right with you. Not a problem. What's so ever
I'm in the mainframe.
The whole system is in the middle of an upgrade.
There are four possible powers,
but only one of them is the right one.
See if you can puzzle out which it is.
That's not even a cop.
Wait.
Wait, I need a bookie card.
Should I come back up?
Oh, wait, where is it?
Oh, you got me.
me officer sorry sorry just a prank just a prank I mean I
I could have swore this was the bathroom sorry I'm sorry I think the signs are a
little hard to follow really I mean you got to change the size of the space
obviously I mean I don't know where I'm at I ended up in Timbuktu to try to take
quick be be sons are a little hard to understand thank you thank you officer I
submit to your to your power I'm inferior to you I'm inferior absolutely
you got it hey have a great day officer can we talk for a second it's
time for saying the way I just ran over here why did you well you wear your full
yellow suit and brown trench coat to the bank heist I can't see what I'm
We find a mirror is there a bathroom? Oh
The mirrors don't work in this game
They know they don't work for you. They don't do it. Do you see yourself in the mirror?
No, I can see you in the mirror, but I can't see myself
My god
Really get some garlic wait, I'm gonna put the coach in 707 say
What is it?
Wait, wait, no, I can see the fingerprints.
It has to be.
Into the code.
Oh, it's one of the two.
No, no, no, it's 0107, because it's the fingerprint.
Look, 0, 1, 07.
Officer, I don't know where you are.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh
Break
That's not the bathroom
I don't know this guy in the yellow suit in the brown
We're completely unrelated. I do not know the advantage
You stay out of there. That's a restricted area. Oh, sir. Listen mind your own business, sir. My god
No, listen, I will say we get to you see the tub your viewers is public area
But that's red! They won't just walk out and kill ya!
I know dude, no, that was bullshit dude. That guy spotted me, that guy's got eyes like,
ahahaha, I couldn't even see him.
Oh god, oh god!
See, I told you dude.
I see people upstairs, I see people upstairs.
Lock and lock.
Lock and lock, press right there, press right there, press right there, press right there.
Is there only wires or multiple?
I don't see another one.
I usually want to see the only one.
What do we do again?
Axis the control box.
Okay, we're gonna go.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
He's moving, he's moving.
Ohhhh.
I might not be able to join you on that side.
Wait.
Find them and turn off the switch. Make sure you get the right switches
It's just blue
Blue
Check the box in the vault lobby
We're in the ball lobby. This is the ball. I can't put another switch
No, no, there's said check the box check the box
God oh, we're so fucked give it give it give it give it give it
We gotta get out of here. He's coming down. Come down. Give it give it give it give it quick. We go to here. Go to here
I got this I'm locking in I'm locking in
That man's got that man's got his tennis shoes on
He's on the keys
This guy's the top police officer top police officer. Oh my god
Okay, we're good. We need to find three more boxes you find three more boxes
Oh
Careful they can see your buns
You see you see another box you see another box
Dude that camera doesn't move. That's it really. Oh, no it does it does. Oh, it does it does it does
We are fine another box I
Remember we have found here in G. It's a bunch a bunch
You see boxes up there? I
I don't see nothing, but I see a door. I'm going for it.
It's a useless door. It's not actually a door.
Oh my god. Something... wait, from your angle, is there a door at the end of the hall?
the hall the direction I'm where there's no right there right there no there's no
door over there okay yeah yeah yeah oh there's no there's no there's no there's
no there's no I just don't know I actually split the noise coming down
coming down I'm bringing down here let him take you let him take you let him
take you it's actually good cuz I can go without the guard for a second watch the
guard no you didn't actually see oh remember he doesn't take me well if you
you hear it came on I got I do I do I do
don't see a lot it's a whole other labyrinth I've been a whole
nother area I don't think it's where we're supposed to be yet it is where in
the other boxes and there's no way we search the whole damn Lobby I think
I'm getting worth it in the same box
That's possible. I tried flipping the switch it would work if you would I tried flip the right electrical box
Okay, switch the right electrical box switches in the upper floor area
Don't forget to check the main control box each time to get info about the corridor color
So you go back and forth you check the control box, then you do the electrical box check the control box
Yeah, I think it's bad for same boxes
He's sure, because I see red.
I see, there's a red one, and there's a red switch,
but I can't flip it.
I am not sure, but I am on the roof.
I'm curious.
No, I think that's where we go after we take the money,
but I think I see a little trick, too.
Yeah, no, there's nothing under it.
The screen says red, I can see it.
It's red.
I can't flip the red switch.
Oh, we gotta go back. It's in the area where we do all that hooligan stuff. Get it gone.
Oh, shit. Maybe one of us should just stay back there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is what I'm gonna do. I need you to look at that screen and tell me the next two colors, okay?
Which screen the screen that's on to the right of the board to the right of the board
One moment, please I see what the boxes you want the boxes
Go for it
Did I open the door and the security guard is right outside?
Oh, oh, I can go through these red doors. I need the next color. I need the next color
What's next?
It's all good.
Sorry, officer.
What are you doing out here?
What are you doing?
It's all good.
What are you doing out here?
No, not that.
I'm just going with this officer here.
I need you to tell me the next color.
I'm just going with this officer.
I thought I was going outside.
I will be right back.
I'll go check the next other, I'll go check the next other.
Oh shit.
They're good, they're good.
They're good.
These are top tier, very nice though, very...
Very kind, very cordial.
Eyes like a hawk, but very kind of naïve.
Yes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fuck my ass.
It's...
It's green I see green I'm not sure no it was that green was that green oh
Oh
Okay, this I found a cop that's mine
This would just not have eyes like a hot his eyes like a we get all right
Okay, show me where I need to go and then I will I will look I'll be color guy wait color guard
You go you go have some streamers like it's on the it's on the right side of the fault with the lasers
There'll be a color on there a circle with a color. Oh
Oh, I need to go back to the vault. Okay, I'm good. I already do all the colors. We're good
all of them yeah
Wow very impressive sir. Oh very impressive
I lied
very
I like I like I like I like I like
Rock-killer. What's next color? What's this? What's the next color?
Do I need to go to the ball? Yes?
What is the next?
I was busy. I'm a busy guy. I'm not just here at your beck and call
Like like like miss Nancy who's got all the time in the world
I swear to God.
I'm trying to sneak back in.
It's a little difficult, because there's a man patrolling the area.
If you tell me that fucking next color in the next 10 seconds,
I swear to God.
I'm working on getting there.
There's a man on the balcony looking straight at me.
Blue, blue, blue.
It's blue?
I don't know.
Blue?
It's blue?
No, what?
What?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, it's not.
It's not.
Hold on.
Stevens here.
Oh, it's...
Don't take another step, pal.
Okay, yep.
It's over for me.
I'm arrested.
It's up to you, gimmick.
No, no, no, no.
It's up to you, gimmick.
No, you're not arrested.
What?
It's up to you, gimmick.
It's up to you.
No way.
It's up to you.
Five a damn color!
Green, blue, white, red.
I hate you so much.
It's on the screen.
On the speed, right behind where you're looking.
What?
No, it's not!
It's just-
Two feet away from the box you just looked at,
directly in front of the box.
With the box you just looked at,
it's looking right at it on the same level,
10 inches away.
Impossible.
I hate you so much. I hate you.
You're a bonus whole operation.
I don't. You need to communicate.
How do you still not see it?
I don't know. I don't know.
You know that function?
This one, this one, or this one?
I don't know. I can't see it.
You scream.
Number of connections.
Do you see it?
I put on the wall with a blue background. It's white.
Thank you, thank you. I don't know my holy shit. Holy shit. All right. You need to find me
Really got a country is there anybody is about about for the whole round
Okay, give me guys come break you out. No, you can't I've tried that before
what?
Oh.
We can mask on.
Okay, you can't run when they're trying to arrest you because then, okay, well, we're
going loud.
We're going loud.
I need you to give me five seconds!
Give me five seconds!
For what?
Why?
Oh my God!
We'll scut you!
Oh, what the?
Oh!
Let's go!
for what?
Why, oh my god.
We'll cut you.
Oh, what the, oh, let's go.
We're going loud.
Killin' all these security guards at a principle.
Oh.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Grab a hunch, just grab a hunch.
Grab a hunch.
I got one.
Hey, I got one too.
I got the blue key card.
I got the blue key card as well.
I don't think that matters anymore.
Oh, you didn't tell me that it's a circle to change colors
I
Give it give it you get that safe open I'm gonna keep taking horses, okay? All right
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
All backs are on the roof. Right where we wanted them.
Get the parts to the vault and assemble the thermal lands.
Oh, I'm running out of time! I don't have enough time!
You got so much time.
Ah!
Fuck!
It's game on! It's game on!
I got to give it heart!
I got the drill part as well
I
Couple cops and showed up one or two one or two guys guys you handle up to five I believe
Thank you, thank you up in here
I'm dead. I am finished. I am finished. Oh, I'm not. I'm not. Oh, you're fine.
Oh, I did!
What am I carrying?
Oh, I need to...
Okay, I got it, I got it.
That one's clear.
Yeah!
What was we doing?
You got those oxygen tanks?
Do you round them?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to drill down.
Fucking...
Remarkable piece of machinery.
Now get it started.
I'm gonna come up with it with the oxygen.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
The Lance is doing its job.
Now you do yours.
Keep it fueled with oxygen and keep the cops away.
Got one?
I got the other one. I got the other one.
Oh.
Oh!
Ninja!
No!
The broad games!
It was yeah
How many of you guys ready to kill him?
We're making money!
Grab the health.
I'm putting health down.
Right here.
Did you guys get that?
Oh, good thing he's in the middle of the roof.
Good thing he's in the middle of the roof.
Ah, I didn't get it.
Oh, I'm fangirling, fangirling.
You should be able to clear out. Just don't let your guard down. We'll be back.
I got the shield!
Oh, he's rockin! He's rockin! He's rockin!
I'm hooking it up!
Come on up, come on up, come on up, come on up, come on up!
I got you, I got you!
You got to get this shit fast at least we go to the roof this time and we don't got to go out the front door, right?
Oh, that's what that sound was.
Next level, next level. Next level, why you haven't changed much?
The locals are about to get a little restless.
Locking.
Fuck, the FBI agent is here.
The FBI agent?
You gotta see up the M10, there's a cops on the side coming up.
I got you back, I got you back.
Beep, beep, beep.
Hey, hey, it's over here.
I'm good!
Wait, what?
Oh, um, wait.
Hold on now.
You have to actually take, I got it, I got it!
Oh my god!
This is even necessary!
This isn't even necessary, what the hell?
Oh, he's just...
He's just me bugging me!
You're alive!
I gotta go back out!
I got to go back out!
I've been drilled!
There's no van with an engine!
Oh, shit!
JAAAANNNNNN!
He's jimmin' to jimmin'
A-A-P-C to the vault!
A-A-P-C just watchin' you die!
Suspense is killing me!
Vaughn, jump in! Vaughn, jump in!
Vaughn, get a click of me!
I'm tryin' I'm- I killed the-
Am just-
The server and the cat.
Dude, a ninja got me and changed his-
Literally was crouching behind-
I can't see the way he's not helping me.
Stay back!
Keep it!
Check everywhere.
It's probably hidden.
Oh my god, Gilly.
Stay behind me.
How are they already in that big?
What the hell?
I'm down.
Did you got me?
I'm cut.
Are you kidding me?
Oh.
Oh, nice.
Guys, guys, I'm back!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
I locked the flash door!
I thought taking the antenna out was gonna let me...
Shut up, it's the body, it's the body!
The chopper is standing by to pick you up.
Just signal the pilot when you're ready to get out of there.
I'm not done yet.
Oh
to see you to see if got the money you mean
you know take it
uh oh well they're not starting right now but yeah yeah yeah
go ahead you go ahead you go ahead
so put the money up i'm gonna go to body i'm gonna go to body
i just got sniped very nice very nice on the roof
i got somebody i got some money
no no no wolf is coming wolf is coming wolf is coming stay down there
Listen, I can still guard the money and throw it through the bags up the other store. Okay. I'm gonna load them up with the store
I'm here. Oh
I don't know
I had to place the flare it's gonna be a little time
I just got door blocks
I know. I know.
I'm dead. It's a looking good bug!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh my god!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
You survived, you survived 85 seconds.
I believe I believe oh my god
Oh my god!
I'm second to money at the door, I'm second all the money at the door!
You gotta get that buddy's the roof button!
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
23 seconds and I'm back.
BUDGET!
Hey, we go, hey, we go now! We're cooking!
NINJA!
Got him!
Very nice.
YEAHHHHH!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Stop it!
That is hurting me a lot more than I thought it would.
Cops are coming back.
Oh, we saw the body out of the boat.
I'm jumping it off the door.
I don't know how strong is that shield?
He's a very pretty cat, what the hell?
Yeah, these shield guys are overpowered.
I don't know how to deal with these shield guys.
I'm coming by
AH!
Oh, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
DIE!!!
Yeah!!!
Oh my god!
Get your shields up, get your shields up, you're almost dead!
Oh!
Are you sure double-tack?
This isn't custody that would be me that would be me
That bad is jiggly holy shit get some jello back into that bad boy
I
Do it make sure they don't take anybody watch watch watch anybody
Yeah, 90 seconds yet 90 seconds of our return gimmick you buy us that put that the money back up there
Every one has to play very well.
See you in the distance!
There's a man beside you!
Chains is down.
There's only two.
Come on, boys!
What is... something horrible is going on out there?
Something very bad!
Don't worry about it! It's that thing!
There's a lot of...
25 seconds! 25 seconds!
gimmick you uproofed!
Zero! I count them!
Zero bags to the top of the shit!
I am faster than my life!
Let him go! Let him go!
Alright gimmick, I'm back!
The bags are over here! The bags are over here!
Yeah, I did
No difference absolutely no difference at this point we might as well actually just put them on the helipad
You know
No, there's a oh my god one of those bastards took the money back all the way down to the bottom
I gotta go get I gotta go get
are impossible
I've got the bear if you go
got a bag
what's the matter what's the matter
got a bag
I got a guy I got a guy I got a guy I got a guy
what the how strong angels guy what
I'm telling you, we're in big trouble, Mr. Peanut!
We're in big trouble!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I think we might see jail time, Mr. Peanut!
Maximum five years!
Oh, I don't want to go to jail for five years! Get back here!
Ah, dude!
Oh, I think it's my time!
I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I'm doing!
Oh god, oh god, I'm gonna drop a button!
Oh god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh
This is impossible!
Who is this made for?
Probably my child.
He's getting jiggy with it?
He's getting very jiggy with it?
Well, I'm going into custody.
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna have to give it to you, I'll be very careful.
I know this may come as a surprise, but there might be people, I'm not certain yet, I'll
I have to confirm if there might be people who are done, dear.
Ah, I am getting that impression, I am getting that impression.
It's highly possible, highly possible.
Oh my god, just, holy shit, holy shit, what is going on, what is happening?
No, I've not got a single bag of helicopters!
Holy shit, what the hell is that?
Run!
Oh shit, you don't even have money on you!
I don't even have money on me!
I was putting on going back!
My wolf and chains, we can count on them.
We can count on wolf and chains.
I'm just regrouping.
I'm going up, going up, going up, going up, going up, going up!
Give me guys bad news.
Give me guys very bad news.
I think you need to do a lot of money.
Oh my god.
You go get it back.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Give me your money back!
Give me that fucking money!
Deeps!
Whoa, who would steal?
Ow, ridiculous!
Jesus Louise, Jesus Louise, these guys have no conscience.
These guys have no conscience.
There they come, they're coming back.
They're coming, coming, coming, coming.
I got the last bag out of the safe.
No way!
You have to get the money in the helicopter.
We have to get the money in the helicopter.
Oh my God.
We can still get the mediatheque.
We have to get like two more bags.
After this bag.
Oh, that was a bad bag.
Oh.
They may not like money, but they seem to be absolutely bulletproof.
No!
It is!
Okay.
Do it, you're on your own. I've suffered cardiac arrest.
Every good team eventually dies upon the address.
Oh the removing gimmick go go go!
Now it's your chance!
Oh shit shit shit shit!
There it is!
I got this is a heist game and everything's you know all secretive and you type the code's it you sneak around but the literal
moment unconscious next to it turns into the code 24 shipment 24-7
I'm thinking the hard mode isn't exactly how the game was designed
I don't think so
Oh my god
I do this give it get all the money you're not even single back of money
Do not leave a single bag in
I'm responding at 30 seconds
I'm back I'm back
All right quick check how many guys in money have you put in the elevator?
I have zero.
Oh my god!
What the hell is that?
Oh my god!
It's a balcony of a front house!
Oh god!
Oh my god!
Good job James!
One money in, one money in!
Yeah!
Excellent work!
Good job James! One body hit, one body hit!
Excellent work! Excellent work! Excellent work!
I'm gonna get trapped in this hallway. Oh my god, James, give me.
I got the sugar not you dead
Now don't go on the ground grab the meds grab the meds
Oh
Please we're grouping go go go go go go go
bag I dropped the money back right before the helicopter you see it you see it I
grabbed it I already grabbed it I guess that's what we say
Is that all of them?
Do we go back to number 6?
They're still here.
Help me!
They're still here, Bob.
Final charge!
Take the helicopter!
Do it!
Are you ready to win?
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
Let's go!
Yeah!
We made it!
Easy!
That's how it's done.
That is how you do it.
That was so easy to do.
In and out, no one even knew we were there.
Why don't they make us a challenge?
What was that easy and difficult to do?
Wow.
Let me tell you something.
gonna walk in their vault tomorrow and say what I could have said this is where we put the money
yesterday what the heck happened what is that smell
Hey!
Money!
Holy shit!
This game is intense.
Oh my god, how do you spend skill points? How do you spend skill points?
It wasn't given. We have to do one mission where we do not concede even one time.
Guys, how do you spend skill points? Loadout? Who's eight?
I have 37 skill points remaining. I've never spent a single one.
Oh, skill point. Now that sounds like it might be useful.
Holy shit.
Well, this is gonna improve my character to literally like 54.
Um...
I have a quest.
All the quests are locked except for one.
What is it?
Start, complete the tutorial.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
All the quests are locked until we complete the tutorial.
tour. We'll do that. We'll do that. We'll do that later. Dude, we could, I could have completed.
Oh my god. I could have completed. I mean, kill five, kill 30 shield enemies.
Secure back six bags of money.
Start a high, secure three bags of money. Complete. I mean, we could. Those are hard
I don't know what that was done right now.
I don't know if you had to wait.
Where do you see his quest at?
Do I have quests?
Yeah, Contra.
And you can't fucking do that.
Oh my God.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Literally, as long as I've been alive, I've never witnessed anything so stupid as to have all the quest.
We are mid game.
You are level 50 something.
I'm level 23.
23.
Kamek. Kamek. Kamek.
What?
I am also on the desk of competing tutorial.
Level 50. What level are you?
55.
55!
We have completely nothing because they are forcing us to complete the tutorial.
Hey star breeze!
What the hell is his name right?
Hey, Starbeam!
I want you, I want you to fuck yourself!
I want you to fuck yourself!
What the hell is that?
To Val Shadow ask me, Mr. Peanut, have you done, uh, poo hard?
It's, when you poo so hard that it's not hard anymore, it's just easier.
That's not how poo works, but I respect the nonsense.
I have no ungodly idea what crack you're smoking.
That makes literally no sense!
Yeah, how long do you think this tutorial is?
It's gotta be a long, gotta be very long.
Very long.
I can't believe that.
Alright, well where are those skill points at?
The skill points are in lowdown.
We will never complete.
We'll never complete this tutorial.
Guys, which one? Which one is the best?
It only takes three skill points to go all the way up here.
Oh, no, it's the right side.
It's in the low now, on the right side.
Guys, what's-
Oh.
Ninja.
Oh my God.
Hacker and ninja are apparently the best.
Okay.
Every skill equipped in the Ghost Branch gave it a purpose 2% chance to dodge incoming damage.
your maximum dodge sands will cap at 80% for each active armor plate it will
decrease by 20%
I don't understand that at all
wait every skill point a quit what skill point a quit
what is that? Honestly I don't want to read all this because someone just tell
I don't want to read all this.
Yeah, send an image immediately.
Please, someone, guys!
I'm just gonna read this out.
Guys, black hat, hitman, or flashboy.
Pick one, I'm gonna max it out.
Pick one, I don't want to read all this.
I'm not reading all this.
It's too late in the night for me to read all this.
If it's hacker, ninja, if you want to be ninja, I can be hacker.
I'm reading more than that.
I'm also hearing soldiers are the best for going loud.
I don't want to go loud anymore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think we put stuff into it.
I think we put stuff into the other thing.
Like, surely their skills, it's like,
it takes longer to be detected instead.
How do you think we could put it all into soldier?
Just rip it.
Ha ha ha ha, hey, we just got out with a dub right there.
Also that money that we got,
we can go to the vendors and buy guns and stuff
that I think permit a lot.
Well, I mean, that's not really a matter. We're not wanting to go loud
Right yeah, hey guys, which one do we put a new for ninja? Is it the ghost special ops or fog machine?
It may be an unalerted dart to kill them instantly. Oh my god
wait
Well, hold on.
I can't what can I do the next one?
Hey, hold on I can just unlock any door by just hitting it
Hey, hold on any second wait
Wait a second hold on
Wait a minute
Hey, just second
Hold on
Oh wait a second. Oh
God
Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on, wait a minute.
Oh. I don't understand any of these. That's the only one that kind of made sense over there.
These are all horrible.
Oh wait, hold on, he's now permanent.
Wait.
Wait, oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, this allow me to hack a camera and put it on loop forever.
That's literally useless forever.
guard's radio to cause a distraction
wait oh yeah that's too pretty nice but I think that's all I all I need I don't
really this other stuff does it again
Oh.
Hmm.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Eat hostage, you trade, counts as one additional hostage for every two kills.
Two skills equipped in Pumping Master Branch beyond the first iconic piece if I want.
I still don't know what that means, but...
Hmm.
Wait.
Soldier? Yeah, I should be doing the rest of Soldier.
Hmm.
I do that.
That.
Each of you wears a set of armored layers if your arm finishes and equals or exceeds
that number of attack statements are held directly if not attack statements are armored.
Okay, I guess I'll do that.
How's it coming?
I have no idea what I'm doing over here.
Literally no idea.
All right, what's one are you going into though so I can go and do a different one?
I have no I don't know you don't even know I don't how do you not know what I don't skills you're putting it
I have no ID. I I don't know. I don't know anymore. I don't know anything. Don't ask me anything. All right, okay. I've got
Okay, I have been stopped. I don't know I
Have been excellent. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you good sir. Thank you. Thank you
Um, how do you buy weapons now? Is that what we need to do or would you just go in there?
Vendor, vendor. I mean if you like your weapon, you know, but I assume better weapons being better kill.
If better weapons equal quicker kills, I would say, oh wait, I can buy one with 50 of those points. Queens for Vins.
That looks pretty good. You guys, is the Queens for Vins good?
The Beast of Burden. Beast of Burden? What's Beast of Burden? Beast of Burden?
What's beast of burden? Beast of burden? What's beast of burden? Beast of burden? What's the
beast of burden? Beast of burden? There's nothing called beast of burden! Tyler Durden? Oh, soldier
Oh.
I can get a paper bag?
Wait, hold on, hold on, I might have.
Dang it.
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Hey, there's a second here.
Wait, hold on, oh, you can buy sea stacks for actual cash.
Hold on, what's the best weapon in the game?
What's the best?
Two bags at once.
Oh, that would be nice.
Oh, too bad about our skill points.
What's the best weapon of the game?
Queens?
Really?
FSA-12 shotgun?
I
Those are not even real weapons. Are you actually a silly goose chase? Are you leaving me on a silly goose chase?
Oh
Queen is better than I'm buying the queen that I'm buying the queen. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have any idea
I'm ready to go. It looks like a tank goes your mind. Oh, yeah. Okay. Listen. Listen. This is this we give you this
It's a whole heist a whole heist
I'm detected you're getting out all the money without anyone ever seeing eyes ever
Okay
These are all based on attack even the ninja
I
You know, we know the ones on the left. I need them. I think we use your others to be
Categories in each one either one of the left is meant for before you go loud and the two on the right. I'm in for loud
Again, I don't know. Okay. Oh
Yeah, we are we are like with the paper bag
black hat and posture and ghost
I'm tripping I'm tripping. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. I'm tripping
Oh my god, give it give it I'm dripping yeah, I am dripping. I
Am dripping you get a better secondary. Oh my god. Oh, I did all through DLC. It's why not where's it guys?
I
Would you know whole thing you're not going down you're not going on the whole time let's go to
Yeah, the diamond is working on it
I'm still putting my poison. We're going going in
No way we're going in right now. Are you kidding me?
Thank God
Piedad silencio mode. Oh, oh, my guapo
And silencio move up oh
Move up. Do my fucking skill point move move up. Oh, oh shit. Oh, no, I left the party fuck
Left the party. Damn it. Oh
Free CC. I left them
Cici, Cici, muy guapo.
Cici, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy guapo.
Muy guapo.
I'm sending you an invite gimmick.
I'm going to be al silencio, muy guapo.
Al silencio?
Un silencio.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
Muy silencio, muy guapo.
Comprinte.
Come on.
I'm sorry, wait, I'm sorry, El Comprende?
Uh, La Comprende.
That's if you're a girl.
Are you a lady?
El Comprende.
It's a complicated, it's a complicated.
It's a complicated.
What did you buy? What weapon did you buy? What's you rolling with?
I got the Queen's Gambit, the Queen's...
Queen's... the top left one on the bottom... try.
And the Tango Scope on it.
There's no gun, the... oh.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Oh, Queen's Revenge.
The Queen's Revenge.
Oh.
Oh, those are saucy coins. I need five.
I need five more for that.
Sorry, I like my gun. My gun's pretty...
I will keep my gun. Alright.
Getting back into the party. Ready to rip.
Hold on
We said
Bunch of guys are speaking Spanish waiting. I don't know how to
Ridiculous so ridiculous show ridiculous out to me. I'd be happy to interpret just
As English only
In the jack as English only is the jack. Can you tell me how to say that gimmick?
It's English in the yamate yamos English yam tomatoes and don't forget
Now let's ride
We go for a shopping spree
Yeah, we're stealing jewels, dude!
We're stealing jewels!
... if you want to, you can come to the house without the cops having to cut their daily
doughnut convention short.
This seems like a good starting point.
I'd say it's time to start stealing.
No, I'm gonna start smashing this shit with the baseball bat
and I'm gonna go on mask on. What do you think?
Yeah, I think we need to cut these without anybody seeing us.
We do know we can't continue long. They've launched.
No, I don't want to do this in the United States.
So you better not leave this place empty-handed.
I like how the... Okay.
Oh, this is a simple one. It's just to steal it.
There's like...
We're doing it.
Gotta figure out our...
I think the alarms. I think the alarms.
Right, right, right, right. We have to disable the alarm.
I think that's highly intuitive.
Um...
Maybe...
Hmm.
Highlight.
Oh.
Push button.
Pina.
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Come here.
We go... We have to go around back.
There's a button right here. It's very...
Should I push it?
What? What button?
I don't know. It just says push button.
Uh, XM hero says sent.
I need you to take a picture with your shell open with your nuts barely peeking through.
Arched and looking back.
And I need a weapon.
Oh, you bastard, G!
Just shut this.
and shut this they they don't they didn't notice that I closed their blinds
a little strange
hey how you doing
very nice very nice oh shit I don't
I don't understand, so we have to, are you even,
wait, there's a door out here, there goes,
wait, we can't just get through here.
Oh, we got, no, no, no, we gotta turn the power off.
We gotta turn the power off.
Did you power over here?
Got the alarm system.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, do you see this camera?
I have a new thing that let's me
just see this camera permanently, I think.
It's looping footage, it's looping footage.
I can't jump if my mask isn't on.
Now that-
The hack is radio?
I have questions about.
radio I'm gonna kill him oh yeah I got the production
push it push it push it push it push it push it
oh yeah no problem
I got some smart assit house there might be more of a
Did you hack his radio or not?
No, I didn't do it.
See, no, no, excuse me.
Can you fucking hack this?
This guy just called me in.
Listen, God.
You are not going to like what happens next.
You know?
I got this blue thing.
You are not going to like what happens next.
I ain't fucking helping.
How do I get this blue thing?
I don't even know what this means.
See that?
You are nuts.
We can mask up, we can mask up without the last being triggered.
Dude, what is the robot?
What is going on?
Why do the robot think the king is blastin' here?
Excuse me?
I told you.
You're not gonna like what happens next.
Oh, you called him!
You idiot!
Don't call the robots or just bust out the door.
I could just punch it in and fully auto the security guard in the back.
Oh my God.
Wait, is this a different store?
I don't know.
Wait, do we go in the wrong store the whole time?
Wait, that did not look like the store we're robbing.
Did not.
Wait, are we in the wrong store?
I assume there's just multiple stores on this.
There's a whole district. We're robbing the whole damn district.
What?
Scoped the stores. Plural. There's multiple stores.
No, no, no. Let's start with this one. Let's start with this one.
Wait.
It's multiple stores. It's the Diamond District. There's multiple jewelry stores here.
Did you know that roughly 90% of all diamonds in the U.S. go through the door?
Did you store all my money?
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm just carrying it.
And the rookie guard?
I'm hacking the thing.
Got it, LootDick.
Did you do that?
What are we doing?
Why are we going in the security area?
Why don't we even need the rookie guard?
Did you disable the alarms?
I assume so.
Why don't we even need this loogie gun?
Is this disabled alarms?
I assume so, that's my assumption.
Okay, hack this gun.
For a second.
Hack this gun radio please.
I'll hack this radio.
Alright, I'll do it.
I'll do it. You think you're the only one?
I'll do it. This guy doesn't know what's going on.
Okay, he does know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, we'll find we'll find.
We'll find it.
It's just a private area because I got cutouts on the door.
Oh, sorry, sir.
We're so sorry.
Sorry, sir.
We're still sorry, sir.
Sorry, sorry, oh, my God.
We got this was the executive bathroom.
This is a conversation.
Mary next week actually yeah actually he's my fiance I still supposed to follow
you sir I you never said not to follow you you never said we just even be in
that blue area I don't know I mean you would think security would be a good
place to um that's actually the center of shit okay you make watch out i'm coming
i'm coming
restricted area let's go
all right yep there's two of us uh sorry sir i'm sorry sorry i'm coming i'm coming sir i'm coming
I don't even know what's even back there. What do you want even back there? I don't understand well the security system
We just bat smash and grab in here. I assume there's gonna be
Quiet let's use quiet. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Hear me here. Hear me out. Yeah, these things obviously have secured
Should we just do it and then reset just so we know how it works like I can hack this camera here. I
Just I just picked up I just picked up one wait, how do I how do I perm a hack the camera?
We oh yeah, you need camera access disabled camera
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I could just aim it at the ceiling I've already told three things of jewelry
I
Have permanently hacked the camera to be facing up now. It is on permanent
Like do it it might do with this right right do this right? I
Feel like we're doing this wrong I
Don't know it's got to be something in security. There's a security room back there for a reason. I know I know I
I'm in the manager's office. I'm in the manager's office.
I'm security shutter alarm override.
OK, I've now stolen two glass cases.
I'm doing it.
What? Yep.
Well done. What's up?
That takes care of the display.
Bigger it out.
Figured it out.
I just shut the power off.
Really?
I'm not sure how these lights are still on.
That's a lot of confusing.
Check this out.
What?
I'm over here robbing this place blind.
What?
I'm over here robbing this place blind, jeez.
Keep going.
I'm just trying to get the shit out of everybody.
I'm gonna lock this security guard in the manager's office.
I'm gonna hack this camera.
Are you still in front of me?
I think you stay in front of me. I might be able to steal stuff if you stand is right in front of me between me and the security guard
I'm now wrong to the dire side of their story
There is no security guard. He is locked in the manager. He's not locked in the man. He's a back. He's back
He's back. Oh, I got a guy right at you. Oh
I did perm a day. I just stole camera. I only have a bag of jewelry on my bag
I'm now walking outside with the jewelry. This security guard needs to be fine
Um, uh, gimmick?
Are you minding some-
Gimmick, what are you doing?
Gimmick, what did you just do?
Gimmick?
Gimmick! I was doing so good!
What the hell did you just do?
It's not too late.
You're like, we're restarting, we're restarting.
Give it to you, solve the operation.
I was halfway through that story.
Oh my God, what the hell, dude?
That security guard is a pain in my ass.
Guys, nothing I could have done.
Guys, how are you really supposed to do this?
There's gotta be something in that blue key guard room.
100% 100% let's take out the boogie car
There has to be, there has to be
Would you look at that
All those storefronts filled
I mean there's gotta be a way
So you can mask up and still go incognito
Yes but then every
You know how the other sub rooms are red
Where if you get caught it's instant game on
Or the sub rooms will just walk you out
As soon as you put your mask on
Every room is red
Every room is an instant game on
Yeah
Like every time a loop I
Hacking his radio. I still don't know what this is for
Oh, it's for something. I'm just gonna take this bad boy. Thank you, sir
There we go. All right. I'm in the scary run
There's a whole another area back here, dude, there's a whole another area back here. That's just the tip
You're working with the tip you know wait there's a ton of jewelry stores holy crap
There's so many jewelry stores
Yeah, I was you know, oh my god. We're not even the biggest one. There's a huge one
You how he's supposed to rob all these stores, I don't understand
Oh
How could your radio pussy?
Got em.
Did that work?
That worked.
That was an arrest situation by the way. That was game over.
That was game over right there.
I'll give it to you. Just go with him. Just go with him.
Yeah.
Hackers radio, Hackers radio!
Wait, what the hell? I was with them. I was with them.
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit! It's said to me to come to the green circle!
FUCK THE HELL OPERATION!
I went to the green circle!
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Okay, what is this guy even leaning on?
Listen, there has to be a way to steal everything from the store without...
100%!
Seems like a good starting point.
Okay, so this...
Hey, I'm gonna go to the manager's office, see what's going on here, okay?
I'm gonna see what's going on here.
Turn the power off, turn the power off.
Oh, hey, power's off? Got it? Power's off?
The alarm for the display case.
Secure each other alarm override. Wait, I don't think we want to press that. That's how I don't press that
That's how that's how the gates came down
In the front they didn't notice some I
Okay, I've got so we can have your buddy
But you're down now. What do we do? Can I just can I just
permanently
Practice I can probably have to see you here. Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna probably have this one. Here we go. I got it
I got him I got him already he's done he's done wait oh yeah okay no the guard
is not a guard I got the guard well I'm just saying I can do it on repeat oh so
he can't call anybody just keep going I got an eye on him oh he's look he's
Oh, I see that. Oh my god. Oh, wait. Oh, I'm just gonna stand right here. This is yeah, wait, wait, wait, just stand between me and him.
I get me. He doesn't see me. Oh
I'm hearing that you can mask up kill a guard hide the body and mask
Oh
No, no, no, I know you can mask up and since there's so many stores that we have to go to we can't like once we're done with this door
You can unmask you can unmask
No, no, you can't I know that you can unmask. I don't think so
There one guy you I do not leave it unmasked
Yeah, you can't get we can't a mask up because even if we were successfully robbed this place be like four other place
We got a rod. We're gonna do one around the streets with Mackon
Okay, I'm gonna go to it. I'm gonna go to it. I'm gonna say they're saying you can
Wait, can't you
Know you cannot unmask what you have it on a baby three putting on your master's a permanent one way action for the duration
I told you
He wise with two cops out
I don't know
They're getting persnicketing
After somebody
There's four
What
Well, wait now can we go back to this back room without a way to see this
Well, they're looking straight at you
I'm too quick to nibble with my fingers. They won't notice
There's even a guy in there. Oh my god. There's a guy in there. They're everywhere.
What the hell? I'm blocking all these things. I'm blocking all of them.
You just keep going.
All four of these are open.
How do we unlock these middle ones?
I don't understand what you're doing at all!
Don't take another step at me.
You actually might be dumb.
The whole thing is closed.
Running away blows the ice you down a half.
Give it to me, you suckers!
Remember what I told you? I've never successfully completed a stealth mission in this game with $200.
Guys, don't watch these dollars! What it wants us to do? Oh, you're supposed to hold everybody hostage?
Or what? Is this...
This is what I'm saying, dude! I'm on this mission!
Wait, maybe this is what I...
Maybe this is one of those missions...
...that you take out of guard.
What? Maybe this is one of those missions where you can't...
...you can't do it quite. It has to be loud. You mean?
It's time to get what we came for.
Maybe.
I mean, I don't think those exist.
Maylay when sneaking to kill them.
Get out of here, get out!
I'm trying.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Watch where you're going.
What the hell?
OK, that wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
Ha ha ha.
Shit.
Maybe we should do a different map.
I feel like this is impossible.
I don't think there's much possible, should we do a different map?
We get, okay, yeah, but I also think there has to be a way to take out cards.
There has to be a way to take out cards.
I need to, I need to purr, I need to purr, I need to purr for that.
There's no way to do this, I'm telling you.
We should have done it!
Oh, you know what? The camera guy.
You have to kill, okay, we can't kill the camera guy.
You literally can't, because you can't mask up.
That wouldn't make any sense.
That's what I'm that's dude. There's has to be a way
I just read you how do you really last like five seconds?
Has to be a way to take out guards
There's not I can't do it. I need to perk. Are you I get a perk for it?
Hey, we could technically just do it slow like this and just rob the whole thing blind
It sounds like it's taking a while.
Did you think that's how you're supposed to do it?
It's unsatisfying.
I'm gonna grab a bodyguard, choke him to death in the back room, hide his body in the
vent.
Shmoos up the manager, get a little kissy kiss, exchange numbers, bing bang boom, get
out of here.
Move to Italy with it.
Come back ten years from now and rob the fucking bank.
That's right.
We unlock the lockers out back to get uniforms. All right. Okay. You think I'm dad's do but I'm googling it
I'm just gonna Google it. I'm just googling
We stealth ones usually require masking up you can shoot cards to make no one notice
Oh, you know what? Let's just try it one time. I don't know how we're gonna get to another store
But I see we just won't be just trying
Okay, you use your Juno top skill. I don't know if I have it
Well, I was a Juno top scale.
Wait, wait, this is what we're gonna do.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I know exactly what you're doing.
Take this out.
You like this?
I, wait, wait, I know exactly what you,
I know exactly what you.
Watch this, you like this?
You have to put your mask on and take out guards.
Watch this, power off.
I'm ready.
That's the display case alarm taking care of you.
I'm gonna lock the front door,
and I'm gonna kill people.
I'm gonna kill people.
Close it, close the doors.
Close the doors of the blinds.
Close the doors, close the doors of the blinds.
I
Yeah, where's the guard at first? I'm gonna go first
Yeah, let's hack the camera
No, we will we kill the we kill the camera guy first. We kill the camera guy first
Not a permit I got the perfect from a hack cameras, but it just doesn't work
It's working. It's working. It's working. It's working.
This is Central. Please respond.
Yeah, hi, buddy. I just got so freaked out.
Do you realize we'll all be replaced by robots one day?
Maybe it'll already be here.
You messed up, but I'm not messed up.
Yeah, you don't have to be matched until we're actually live.
Okay, so you can be Mr. Assassin.
Hey, cameras out. Cameras out. I'm gonna kill the last guy.
Okay, he's right here. Oh shit. Oh shit. It's radio
Why don't I find those search somebody's coming for you
Okay, this is what we're missing we just got a mask
What?
What's going on over there?
Uh...
Did you hear the radio there?
Yeah?
I feel fine.
Just great.
What the hell is going on here?
What?
Sounds of intriguing!
Uh...
Well, you said something very strange.
You said something about trapping all over your body.
I'm not sure that was the play.
I'm just killing people.
Alright, alright, you wasn't standing here to answer this radio ever.
He goes...
What's going on over there?
I'm freaking out.
I just got so freaked out.
Do you realize we'll all...
What?
All right.
What?
How are you supposed to do this?
This is impossible!
What?
I'm not hanging around.
Ah!
Why do you keep saying weird stuff?
Why do you keep saying weird stuff on the radio?
I'm a bank robber, not a dogman.
I'm gonna hack the radio.
You're getting one, you're getting one, God.
You can't have put on the clown ad mask, it's people trust clowns.
Or a horse mask, people love horses.
Okay, close those doors with the blinds.
We're doing the same thing, but this time I'm gonna hack the radios before I kill the person.
Okay?
Roger that.
Okay.
Wait, where does this thing go?
Who is this?
Oh, shit.
You're not allowed in here.
I'm chill. I'm chill.
I'm chill.
He's coming through the vent and he got...
Oh, this guy just made a wrong turn.
Come on up.
Yeah, shake him.
Sorry about that, Mods.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Godspeed, sir. Have a great day.
I
Fuck my listen get the mask up to use vents to let's just stupid game. I know you can't even jump
I'm going to start blowing people's heads up.
Give me five seconds.
The Hagen's reason he shouldn't call.
He shouldn't call, I believe.
The Hagen.
Okay.
All right.
All right, and pick up the body instead of answering the phone call, okay?
Oh, that shit.
And all right, okay, wait.
Dude, this doesn't fucking work!
Oopsie.
I think this goddamn radio picked up some interference from outer space.
You believe in aliens?
Really?
Sure, because it sounds a bit off.
Yeah, you keep saying weird shit.
I don't mean to.
You keep saying weird shit.
Wait, wait, does it matter if we get searched?
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Does it matter?
Can we get searched and just kill the searcher?
No, but there's no cameras and no security guards.
Just this chill going down my spine.
Something's up.
Let's do a search.
Wait, they're doing a search.
just kill the guy searching you see the guy searching oh yeah don't answer the
radio we don't go to enter the radio
going in for radio answers you to kill one guy yeah obviously it's isn't right
there on the fucking screen but like what I'm saying is that there's literally no
way to beat the game itself up. There's literally no way. It's impossible.
You know what I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I don't think it actually is a way.
Usually it's like...
No, what no one has nicely maybe we had nicely
So if there was a way I would I would somebody would have said it by now. I really don't think there is
Only killed camera guards you really killed camera guards that kind of makes sense
Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen.
I mean, I don't know either.
I don't know either.
I don't have any idea.
Wait, OK.
Being vaunted.
Yeah, OK, I'm going to say, OK.
There's way too many valuable stones in one place.
I should be only killed.
That gives us three guards.
It gives us three total camera guys.
So hopefully there's only three jewelry stores on the block.
Our cards are right.
And you can grab up all the stones.
It was like reading Jewish children's book that she won't work. I did.
Alright, alright.
Oh, she...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Million dollars. I don't think people would miss a couple of mill here and there
Okay, I'm gonna kill this guy right here always
Okay, and flip each door's alarm switch before touching any display case
or glass or looting cases.
Alright, one down!
When I answer the radio,
what about radio points?
Yeah, alright.
No.
Everything just fine and dandy over here.
Go back to scrolling your phone.
Slot your piece of shit.
Okay.
Alright.
Here we sit down.
Here we sit down, boss.
He had a big in the room that you can't get into all right
Like I'm hearing that we that that we have what disabled alarms
We should disable arms before we do anything
Wait now this doesn't make any sense because now if I want to go rob the jewelry store
How the fuck am I supposed to do that? I'm wearing a damn mask
You're our mask guy. This doesn't make any sense. This doesn't make any sense at all
Oh
We cross and take hostages. Okay, cuz I'm gonna cut you guys this
We will how do I do with the security guard? I would have to kill him, right?
I would have to kill a security guard that's in the main room of the jewelry store that that that
One of our radio uses
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey, so I'm in?
He's here.
Wait, what?
He's looking straight at me.
He's grabbing, he's grabbing.
I can't come to the other side of me.
Am I allowed to just walk out on the street with a bad gun?
Nope.
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
How do I cancel this shit?
Press space bar, press space bar.
Oh.
Oh, that's all right.
I figured we should do it.
Oh, should we die-lead the door open?
We're good.
I'll let you out, I'll let you out.
Really, I looked through it, but then there's a body in there.
Oh, see.
Oopsie.
Wait, that ain't done.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
We're gonna see what he's doing.
I doubt, now what do we do?
See, if I walk in there, won't he just start blabbering?
I don't know.
I have to kill him, which would use one of our radios, with you guys radios!
Oh.
Oooooohhhh...
Can you...
Hmm...
I don't know...
Why does the second you kill him?
They're not talking on the radio, but the second you kill him, they get a fucking wellness shot.
I'm just gonna walk in there and see if I can aim for the guard to threaten him, okay?
Yeah.
Hey, you!
Why does this have to happen to me?
This is the dumbest fucking game I've ever played in my whole life.
It made no sense!
It made no sense at all!
At all!
At all. At all.
I keep getting people to tell me to leave the tutorial.
Guys, don't you think if there was something in the tutorial that would help us with this,
is that the literal 70,000 people in here would have already said it.
Someone would have said it.
Oh no, it's the magic tutorial. It'll solve all your answers.
It'll solve all your answers. Oh my goodness.
Have you played the tutorial? We'll know everything to do.
Oh
Giving is it max good good good. Good. I good. I I'm not maxed. You know what?
Supposed to let's go. Let's go play the tutorial. Let's go play it. Let's go play it. Let's go play it
What did solve?
Beautiful work, beautiful work.
This is gonna be...
If I, if this tutorial tells me how to do this, I will whip my cock out live on speed.
I will whip my cock out live on speed.
How does that work with the peanut shells?
Are they like a sauce?
I'm just whipping it out, I'm just whipping it out.
How am I leaving your party cause you can't do it with the tutorial of the party?
are you serious oh my god okay here we go here we go what do I do I how do you
even do this play and I go to join all the right side killing oh my god we're
playing a tutorial three hours into the game we're playing a fucking tutorial oh
my god oh my god sure you want to do this we've never hit a good street give
Another week to vet the info Christ will you relax shade you went through their security with a fine tooth comb? I checked the info
Just saying better to air on the side of caution on a job like this
And Dallas used to call me an overplaner
That was Dallas
Just walking down memory lane in my head that's a wild time to this little scary face right for the kids over there
Everyone, probably, yeah.
Young God 10 cents.
It's my birthday.
If you can shout out, let it go and me.
You are the greatest peanut.
Yee!
Big Spice.
Have you heard Big Spice?
OK.
okay well how are you doing all right so he's just teaching me to take you out of here
all right take me out of here
here's the only thing we have to do is take me out of here
oh my god
come on follow me let's keep it civil
uh the secrets were in the
you know what I'm gonna read every word
you know what this this means more to me
Bedway to the sky this means more to me the way I want you to see
I want you to witness
certain objects
can be used as lures.
Dry guards await,
holding their attention for a short time.
Lures can be activated remotely by looking at them
and holding the interact button when in range
to distract the guard may reactivate the lure
on the table and sneak past.
You learn something new every day.
Oh, cool.
Wow, wow.
Good, that's amazing.
That's wow.
Didn't work literally didn't work in the
Activating the lure
Okay, we get to do it remotely
And in front guys listen up and private and secure areas being detected by a camera will trigger a guard response based on the type of area
Hold on wait a second. This is big news. This is big news guys big news. Listen carefully
You are only detected when the meter reaches full giving you time to react and get back to cover
Make your way through the room without being detected guys. Hey news. This is big
Big news. Are you right this down? Let me write this down
We but hopefully someone shot this down
All right, it's okay somebody's got to be done and somebody's got to be done and
done somebody has to be done this job big God would do the tutorial we're
living so much that we did already know I'm I've already learned a lot I am
thriving I can't wait for the part where they tell us how to take out security
guards without putting our masks on because stealth isn't real because it's
It's not, it's a figment of our imagination.
I can't wait to go back to that same ice you just did with literally plus zero dollars.
Yep, that's so far.
Not great.
I'm going through the sewers.
They told me I had a sprint earlier, which was cool.
I'm getting to know our uh, I'm getting to know our uh, getting to know our uh, getting
to know our uh, getting to know our uh, getting to know our handler a little bit, getting to
know our handler.
That's good.
It's a sewer.
Oh, it's a sewer right there.
Why did I put on my good shoes?
What's your do-
What do you mean?
How did you get into the...
business?
We've done this for months. You're asking me now?
Yes, I am.
I have my reasons, okay? Just focus on the damn job.
Hey. I'm hostile working by now.
Uh...
Did you go under the side?
Hey, honestly, is this another camera thing?
Is this another camera thing?
So they're telling us to mask up, even though we're going still.
Cameras can't be hacked!
Guys! Cameras can't be...
HACKED!
Allowing you to take temporary control.
I can still detect the road to the camera away to read the opening and return to its original position.
Okay.
Yes! Yes! For Rizzle! For Rizzle!
Maybe it's because we're playing on hard mode that we only have four radios.
Because it seems like we've been doing it right.
We take out the guards and we answer the radios.
That's how you do it.
And I'm trying to read here!
I'm trying to read if you know my god guards will attempt to arrest you if you are unmasked and detected in a secure area
Likewise be detected by a camera will trigger the alarm mask up and use your weapons to take the guard out before you rest
They all not mask up and use your weapon and take the guard out before you are resin or alarm is triggered. Okay, oh
You're just a mask up right now
Yeah, okay
Okay.
All right.
You are carrying a suppressed weapon.
Firing with suppressor could, will not alert
nearby enemies letting quietly take out threats.
Firing an suppressed weapon will alert guards
and civilians even in decent rooms.
Kill the guard in the room.
Head shot with the awarding.
Oh my goodness.
My cell phone.
All right, hold on.
I'm learning guards carry radios.
That must be answered after they're taken out.
You can answer videos for limited number of times
This limit varies by difficulty is displayed at the top of the screen.
Better to answer already or exceed the limit when the cards are charging.
And...
I got stuck in a dark room and kind of panicked for a bit.
Don't worry.
Okay, I did actually learn one thing.
I could grab a civilian as humans they can activate scanners for.
Alright, the body. Alright.
Alrighty.
Recycling. Good for the planet.
Jesus Christ.
Guys, Dad. He's not going to complain.
Who the bitch we go?
Fucking dust. Do they ever clean these goddamn things?
Bob Masch, you can grab his civilian as a human shield.
Holding his shield like this will let you move him quickly.
While holding his shield, please, unless I can shoot unless you fire first.
really use the shove action to have them activate the scanner and open the door
wait hold on we say this might as well hold on
hey there you go hold on wait a minute hold on wait a minute wait a second guys
that was intense now hold on this may not be the key that we think it is we this
may not be the key that we think it is. Alright, let's see. Oh, I'm not whipping my cock out yet!
I'm not whipping my cock out yet! Let's see! Not yet, not yet, not yet. Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
We're still not certain that this is the key that we need.
Let her open it fast.
I'm not whipping it out yet if left loads of leads will try to fleece saw them out use advise to keep their places
if I believe can give me order to follow they move
okay all right so I'm gonna I tie them up oh there we go she gotta do you gotta do what you gotta do
there we go all right things are going good things going good I'm my how do you I'm my
I have to win the radio check, seriously.
I might have to win my cock out.
I might have to win my cock out, but I'm not gonna lie to you.
Most high-
So far, I've not.
No, you don't fail the radio check.
You just get a certain number of radio checks.
Well, you were failing radio checks
since you started talking about weird shit.
No, I wasn't!
That's-
Three times in a row.
That's-
Most high-sets look scary room.
Kill in the garden cell and send out the cameras
for the duration of the high-sets.
Security rooms are j-
All right, I am with this guy and get him to like
There we go, all right, I'll throw him down here
That's up perfect our party gave all of you boys
Give me I'm afraid I'll have to win my cock on
It's gonna be tough. That's gonna be tough.
That's gonna be tough.
It's my new braces.
My hat is gonna cut off.
We won't know for certain until we go back to that map.
We won't know for certain until we go back to that map boys.
That's right.
That's true.
Very true.
Hold on.
Here we at.
Here's that iPhone.
Here's one.
Give us the goods, whip it out, whip it good.
Oh.
Not yet!
We don't know for certain.
I
This brings back some memories
Keep your eye on the ball. I always do
Please
Give me comment with my congy
Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god. I don't know. I I still haven't learned anything crazy
Other than that that week that we can do this. I mean this is easy
This is a tutorial. Let's watch the other one. I feel like we were already doing exactly this
What were we doing? What did you learn?
I learned I was sure you know that one where I got to the guy in the camera room and then I walked out and put the gun at the
Guard I think what I should have done is grab a hostage and then
See even then you'd still be fun radio in yeah the way the radio or
And after cold, all that hot shit's forever!
I still think this will help!
Um, I'm telling ya, dude. I think your cock is safe and secure.
I think my cock is safe and secure!
We were doing this. We were literally doing this.
I don't think I'm gonna have to win my cock on it. I tell ya. I don't think so.
I would say you probably now only need to kill the guy in the security room, or his radio.
You don't really need to kill the other ones.
So save radio, checks, right?
Well, yeah.
Just kill him.
Yeah.
Just save all the cameras.
But what about the guard inside the store?
Well, the manager's going to find you.
I'm going to go run around outside.
You can shout at guards and take the massages.
If that's the case, then I will have to with my car
car live on stream.
It leaves.
Can you, how do you convince, how do you keep the manager from calling the police?
You tie him up!
You're taking both of them.
You just tie up everybody, you tie up like 30 guys!
Okay, we tie up everybody.
Alright.
Okay, now we're talking.
If those shots are fired and you keep your distance, please try to negotiate before they're first of all assault.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd eventually hug you.
Here we go.
I'm watching some time.
Boop, boop, boop!
I've got nothing. I'm losing my way out of here.
Kill, son!
I believe I believe we can do this I believe it is possible I believe I believe we can
I
See
Oh
Uh.
Good. The cops are pulling away.
I keep your masks on. This isn't over yet.
Tell the fucking seal.
Oh.
Pretty Bopey now.
I saw that one move.
Okay, the hot, the no shooting first in negotiation thing
is definitely possible with your dick out material.
Yeah, I might have to win my dick out, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm worried about doing.
They could have been right.
I mean, you're gonna get banned, but it, but it.
But I have to honor my promise.
But are you gonna get embarrassed?
No, no, no, I'm not embarrassed.
I'm not embarrassed.
I am not embarrassed.
They're shooting me immediately.
That was a lot as long as it's not pulled outside. I reached out to impudence a time check the demand
That's right. I'm not a bitch at all though
It's false it's it's it's misinformation
They just started shooting me immediately and I had a hostage
What?
Yeah
What?
Tuesday?
What?
Tuesday?
Oh.
Idiot.
I'm a one-man artist.
Oh my god.
What was it?
Yeah!
YAAAAAAAH!
I'm takin' this diamond with 10,000 dollars!
Wow, imagine you... imagine murdering dozens of people for 10K.
I was tickling my little brother's toes until my mom stopped me and said I should wait until
He's born
What?
Hell yeah!
Victory reward!
Do you see time for victory royale?
Let's go.
Oh.
I'll kill you!
Victory royale.
Houston Houston
Imagine failing the tutorial I succeed in the tutorial
Usually I got was talking about putting his hand in his mind vagina
I don't know
You see what that is that's a gimmick what? Oh, I got a mini guy at the moment. Oh
Well, hold on wait a second
Wow, the damage is a lot less in normal mode. Well, I'm I'm down with it. I'm doing it
I
Don't know I'm almost there. I got a minigun, and I'm just enjoying myself a little bit. Let me enjoy myself
Enjoy yourself give it enjoy enjoy myself with this minigun I
Have completed
Give it. Oh, yeah, I'm
I'm
I'm ready to go. I know I'm not whipping it out yet
I am NOT whooping it out yet. There's still a chance that none of that meant anything. You have to test it.
The thesis has been untested.
Untested?
Untested.
I learned a couple of things, but I did not learn the magic sauce that we were promised about. I did learn the magic sauce.
I think-
I did learn some things though. I will submit it.
There's a chance?
I admit it.
There's a chance that this could work.
If it doesn't, I'm not whipping my cock out of steam,
and I am saving everyone from making the wave of the drill.
Everybody, I'm saving.
All the bright stuff, we unlocked the quest.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm on the thing, I'm on the thing.
We unlocked eight quests.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
invite me at your convenience sir.
Yeah, I think I'm meeting, I'm like meeting him again.
Inviting, inviting, you're a good chair, you are.
Let me tell you something, I am, I do not have a high health specialist.
I do not have a high health specialist, this would say it's anything.
Yeah, it's not like I didn't know that we could just go mask out.
I get there, there's some things I didn't know.
I didn't know that, that, the only thing I learned that I think may help me is that
if you take a person hostage
that you can make a guard not shoot you.
Now, where that leads, I don't know yet.
If it lets me tie up the guard,
then I would like to count that live on stream
because that did help.
If it doesn't change that fact, then you were wrong!
Then you were wrong!
Fair, fair.
That's fair, that's fair.
I see, that's fair.
Very fair. Very fair.
Very fair.
That's right.
Let's ride.
Shout at the civilians to get, so we can shout at them.
Press the middle mouse button to shout.
Middle mouse button to shout.
Middle mouse button to shout?
Yeah. The tutorial conveniently did not tell us that,
But everybody's saying once we go mask on in the room and people get freaked out
In our gun test the middle mouse button
Hey, where's the fucking diamond store? Oh shit, dude, there's no there's no diamonds to it. It's right here. It's right here
All right, so you're
Did you get a lay of the land?
I mean, it's a security guard, right?
So, I think what I'm going to do is, I'm going to go back here and I'm going to disable the power.
And I'm going to, I mean, the power is no longer here.
I'm just going to close the doors.
Where'd the power go?
I closed the doors.
Alright, there's the power.
There's the power.
The power's down.
I'm gonna go mask up and kill the guard guy. Okay. All right
And when I get here what I should mask up and kill oh another guards coming toward you behind
Oh my god. Oh my god. I
Can come hack his radio
We're good. We're good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
The guy just left and went straight out the door.
Baskina!
There are no guards here.
That's the way. That's the way.
You saw something that kind of spooked me, but it turns out it was nothing.
I'm about to sleep.
Yeah, make sense.
Oh, we're here.
Like you're unlimited radio hacks?
You can lure the guard to the back.
Yeah, unlimited radio hacks.
Wait, is the guard still back here?
Oh, this is not on hard mode, is it?
No, he's going to very hard mode.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, give me, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, I gotta close the door.
Alright.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
The door open you leave the door open leave the door. I'm a hack is ready for the third time
He's not gonna get any suspicious at all. Okay, so now we are the same position
We were before we went to the tutorial here the size right here right now if I'd win my car go live on steam
We have two options. So are you gonna what?
You're gonna bust in here and get everybody get on their knees
Is that is that I think I have two options right either bust in grab a innocent person aim at the guard
Or I bust in aim at the guard and press middle mouse buddy yelling up. Okay, the guard's not here. Where is the guy left?
He's left. He's left
Yeah, I'm just gonna scare buddy
I'm ask up. I mean what you both mess up, right?
No, we start time. You just got time. You want to start diving up?
He's such a people. I got a mask up
We should tie him up in the back room
Wait, wait, wait, first, just tie him up here,
then we'll have him all follow us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, two.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Yeah, we're doing it.
Now the guard.
He's shouting?
He's shouting.
What would I sell right now?
He's got his being kind, very kind.
Do exactly as I say.
You want to lay him on your feet.
He's got his being very kind.
What do you mean?
Fuck out now?
No, this doesn't count,
because the guard's not here.
once the guard comes back we will truly now okay now I now down come with me now
okay I I hate to yeah expose your cock like this but this is working really well
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait fine you what you I'm gonna
potentially throw the mission just I don't find it with my cock up I'm gonna
go in the back room and yell at the guards you might get time okay if I can't
Time up my god if I can't time up. We don't if I can't
Austin's take off
Okay, if I can time up my cock is coming out if I can't time up my cock is staying in
Yeah, here we go here we go
It's probably need a perk to tie up the guard.
Hey!
I'm out in middle mass waiting, middle mass buttoning.
You don't want to do this!
Middle mass buttoning.
And my cock is safe.
My cock is safe, gentlemen.
My cock is safe.
My cock has never been safer.
My cock is so safe.
It still doesn't work, Kevin. It still doesn't work.
So the tutorial has done nothing to help us with this map.
So I'm hearing you need a perk for that, but I do...
Why would you need a perk for a basic mechanic of the game?
A basic mechanic of the game.
Like, apparently it's a perk.
Well, yeah, I wonder if that map is possible without a perk.
Yeah, well, I mean we could have just robbed it right there without alerting the guard.
Well, that's true, but how do we do the other four stories?
Also how have we done that if there was a guard up there?
We got really lucky to do it without guards.
We have to kill them without the perk.
We have to kill the guard and then we blow our radios, unfortunately.
Yeah, without the perk, I just think that's it.
That's it like without being higher level you can't do everything you want to do
But it just seems to me like that would be a basic mechanic of the game instead of shot
We shouting is middle-mouse one right
That's what they said, but I did it and it didn't work. It's just ping it is ping ping ping ping
I need to know how to do it. I can't sleep without knowing I can't sleep
I much know how to beat this map. I'm being told that devs are in your chat trying to tell you how to do it
They are my chat, but they're given they're mostly giving away codes for the game, which I thank you for I just saw that
Thank you, sir. Thank you good sir
You're very kind you're very kind
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh
So
Okay, I'm getting
I'm getting word that you can't do it without doing the without getting the now listen to this
We'll think listen this and I kind of understand that you cannot do it
Without getting the perk unless
Unless unless you have four people because then you would do one in each store
And they be able to use their radios to kill the four guards
Everybody has their own radio chargers. It's not a group. I
I don't know.
Oh, that would make more sense.
Because four radio charges is brutal.
I mean, at least on this mission,
but if everybody had their own,
that would make a lot that could be done.
We just have to kill them all.
Oh, listen, listen, why don't we listen?
Listen, listen, listen.
Why don't I just get the person that she ties with?
And it solves all the problems.
So it's all about you mean oh yeah, which we can reset we can reset. I mean we say where is it?
Right now right now tell us right now right now
Huffing master
under professional.
Scare tactics.
Shout at nearby guards' SWAT or heavy SWAT,
and force them to surrender.
Feeling damaged, or looking away from the target,
will cancel their surrender.
Once taken hostage, the SWAT obeys
all civilian rules,
which turns into hostage.
Cannot hear the tears that you're gonna catch.
Not to mention,
not have here's the tears that your catch and I'm having more than one at a
time if you ace it three at a time SWAT though but SWAT's not security guards
oh wait every guard employee or law enforcement you trade counsel's one
additional hostage
I love when he suffers
This is driving me mad. This is driving me insane. I think there has to be a way in front to do this
It's got to be scare tactics because it says
Where's the third deck? Where's the third deck?
Uh, Plub and Master under professional is the third one up to two to three to a side.
I see a gap. Okay. Shout out to your back guards. Swat every swat and force him to surrender.
Healing damage will leave him to the target. We'll cancel the surrender.
If you want to take it hostage, swap, I'll make it hostage a billion rules.
You cannot have more than one swat hostage.
Wait, it says you cannot have more than one swat.
You can have as many guards.
You have as many guards as you want.
Yeah, that's what we need.
That's all I'm interpreting it.
That's what we need right there.
That's the one. That's the one.
That's the one.
we get that we should the world is our waste the world is our oyster the world
is our oyster. Okay so you have a scared tactics. Wait, now we should wait.
Okay, now we should now, now, now, now we should be good.
Is there any other brick?
Because I have four more skill points.
Is there any other brick to help us with this?
Well, the security camera and the radio act are nice.
Do you have any more?
I still have those.
I took out the soldier ones because we're not going live anyways.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still have the security and the radio act as well okay, I think we're good
I'll do it then. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. All right
Okay, we I'm getting word to do judo chop. What is judo chop? Where's judo chop that?
Not I just got engaged your greatest bungalow later can
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen!
The rest of our lives together...
CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!
Don't get divorced!
A 50-50 shot.
A seven coin.
Good luck!
It's under ninja, I'm hearing.
And we want to...
Oh, judo...
Quick melee and an unalerted guard to kill them instantly.
Wait, what is it?
Uh, the ghost, far left, tree, tier 2 left side.
Oh, wait, I already had two on top, Max.
I do too.
Guards examine your due of charge to accept those.
Wait, why do we even care about tying up guards at the beginning to kill them all?
But that's a mask out.
Yeah, we get the mask out anyway.
but tying up to tie up to use electric radios you said you said to mask up to tie up yeah
yeah so it doesn't yeah we could just kill him that's the point oh wait we don't know we don't
want to kill him wait judo chop is dumb hey wait your time will be good for the one in the guard room
hi up he goes no oh wait wait listen no judo chop is completely useless unless you can do judo
without mashing out and it's not useless.
Is JudoTop only when you're masked up or not masked up?
And do you still have to do, if you don't have to do a radio,
no, you would definitely have to do a radio.
Yeah, you'd have to do it if you kill it, yeah, wait.
Oh, I'm, oh, listen, listen, let's just get in there.
Wait, yeah, you, you.
Yeah, okay, so JudoTop is useless.
JudoTop is useless because you only get four radios.
It's completely useless. It's just it's basically like saying it's big. Yeah, just give me that little sounds guy
It makes a difference
Yeah, I'm not sure that that one confuses me. I I don't know. I
Keeps being that says cock off
All right, let's rock
You can use con man and posture strong arm. Oh shit. My mom fucking deleted him because he was
given. Oh wait. And you can kill guards with knives unmasked. Wait. There's no way. There's
that that that's I refuse to believe that that's true. I literally that's not true. That's not
true. No. Hold on. Give me one. No you can't. Just give me a second. No. Wait. Hold on. Con man
Then, the Boster, strong arm.
You can use throwables while unmasked.
This is considered an illegal action.
But so, okay, so if we make throwing knives,
if we put throwing knives on.
Well, I don't have those unlocked.
I got those unlocked.
So I can kill them before they're even masked.
Before I'm masked.
I'm bonus.
Oh, I can buy, oh, I can unlock.
You get that because I
Easily yeah, yeah, you just spend your money. This is I didn't realize we can use by buy more planes. Is that what you're saying?
No, the message move the cash that we get from a successful heists we spend on unlocking shit on planes
Yeah, I just spent like cash. How do you get points with cash?
No, no, no the rate the cash you get I
I use like a hundred thousand to unlock throwing us. Oh
But I can't I can't get con man without anything else
Did I go con man, oh
I don't know
Where's it really really really?
You know choppy's we kind of useless
right if you have to mask up you might as well just shoot him with the science
piece exactly so I'll wait I'm gonna remove this go to con man it's strong
arm
I'm gonna do that too which which is that which was that strong arm but I got
I'm gone, I'm gone, we can win this.
We can win this, this is 100% possible maybe.
Lock it!
Everyone lock it right now.
Oh, oh my God, I reset all my points
right when you started the lobby.
One moment please, one moment.
I'm getting shot.
One moment.
When you left, I became the only guy in the lobby that was ready to go.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Can you pick up knives at each one?
Okay, no.
It's really good to knife.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna invite you now. You ready? Yeah, I'm seeing anybody. We're doing
it this time. This time we're doing it. This time you're doing it. This is the one. This
is our moment. This is our moment. This is our song. Get up and give up. This is our
moment.
Oh my god, we have to win this it's imperative it's imperative. I won't be able to sleep tonight if you're with us
This is our moment
Would you look at that all those storefronts filled with valuable stuff you run so good Natalie knew
I'm a skedaddly guy. I'm a skedaddly doer.
Now I can't do the pick-lock thing because I had to get rid of my pick-lock thing.
Now she's like, why is this all she's been doing?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, that's how you were doing it.
Yeah, I can do it like right in front of her because I can do it so fast.
I've been doing it the old-fashioned way.
Okay, setting down the gates. Gates are down.
So now I just gonna kill this guy with a throwing knife and call and answers radio. That's it, right?
That
90% of all diamonds in the US go through New York. That's a pretty big number
Apparently I got the wrong skill. You're our throwing knife gun. I'm on it. I am on it. I'm on it. I am on it
Die!
When you can't pick up your knives!
We...
No!
Oh, I got it! Oh my God! I got it back! We have unlimited kills!
Wait, no, man. It's in the radio. It's in the radio.
They're mine.
The radio's in the radio.
I think yours was better.
Alright.
You think you're good.
Wait.
Cameras are down.
I believe...
Cameras are down and I'm still...
I'm still unmanned.
Okay.
Wait, now what do we do?
Now we kill this cop?
But then why would the civilians...
I think...
Yeah, yeah, but only by masking up.
I mean, what if we just don't do that, and just continuously hack this guy's radio while we steal everything in the store?
That's what our original plan was. It's an hour and a half ago!
Wait, no, the manager sees ya.
The manager? She's no good. I say, dude, we... I say we, uh...
It's actually was pretty good guard out
No, no, no, cuz remember if we do that we have to mask up with the other
Okay, but you're not gonna be able to get this stuff at the front of the store
It's only gonna work on the back half because the manager's looking straight at the front
We don't look this is a public area
Yeah, how do you get these bad boys see you? Oh?
It's open. It's open. I see
Yeah, I tell you just
Here's what you walk in
All right
But if you try to hit stuff in the front the manager's gonna call the cops we have to get these house
Try to grab the try to grab these without the manager staring right at you right here
Yeah, it's easy
Wait, can I just wait for her out?
Uh, no.
She doesn't turn.
No, she doesn't!
She was just looking that way!
Cause you were finagling with the lust.
Well, then finagle with the lust a little bit.
Just get a little finagling over there.
Oh, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Turn around, lady.
You probably should sneak behind her and hit this bad boy.
Bad boy, yeah, actually, I think I can.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, I'm just torching.
Nothing to see here, everybody. I'm just torching the guys.
Why would you torch the class?
Nothing to see, everybody.
Is she finagling?
I'm getting everything over here.
I'm getting everything.
She did not like me bringing that torch out.
Okay, she's back in position now. I always have everything. I always have everything. Let me do a little torch work here
Okay, cut a hole in the glass. Oh, this was here officer. This was here
I
Think you might hit her like this she gets his driving for a second
Man you should see what I'm seeing right now
You should see
Incredible incredible there's nothing in there is empty
It's Susie turns. I get to steal these last two bad boys
I'm gonna have to torch have to do some more torching
So I have to do a while observed and then cancel really quickly guys all the all the tour the middle is gone. Got it
I'm just gonna leave this right here. Maybe I don't know. Is this suspicious?
Is he coming to me? Is that suspicious? Is that suspicious? Maybe you do knocky-cock.
How do you get this stuff out here?
I'm just gonna leave that, I'm just gonna leave that out here.
Keep doing this.
Gar, it's making, it's just there.
Oh, oh, I can lure, I can lure, I can lure.
Watch it.
Check this out.
What the hell is going on?
Stretch.
Shit.
What?
Oh, hold up.
Okay, go, go, go.
Oh, that's a good...
That's not good.
That is nice.
My entire game is frozen T-POP.
Oh, I was gonna say, why can't I lockpick this?
The lockpick ain't working real good.
Our best I did get in four hours!
In my game.
Oh, host disconnected.
Hmm
Listen listen wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what think about how we're doing this
You know how we're doing this for a second. I think the move is I
Think only here's the move here's the move. All right, this
This is what I like about the you know that pockety pick locking perk
Is it lets you pick lock literally while inside of guards because that's how quick it is
So I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get the picklocking prank and then we just I just picklock them all and then
And then we just start ravaged up. You mean I
Mean that sounds good
I mean is that is that gonna be faster than?
Masking up taking out the guards killing everybody hurts or tying everybody up
up and just being very big.
I don't know.
Is that bastard?
We'll see the thing is, the thing is, if we mask up
and tie people up, how do we get to the next door?
I think we can go through the back rooms.
It leads all the way to the next door, through the back way.
You sure?
I'm not sure, but I think.
Fuck it, let's try.
Let's mask up.
All right, you got to re-invite me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we can take guards as prisoners, right?
Yeah, now we can.
Unlimited guards, right? Unlimited guards?
You can, yeah.
That's what it sounds like.
One SWAT, unlimited guards.
Oh, okay.
Right.
I'm sure you're invited. I'm sure you're invited.
Yo.
Oh.
Oh
Okay, okay
Or or we hacked the guy's phone over over here. We see it that way
It's he whatever you want sir, whatever you want whatever you want
It's just like a match up one time. This is fucking mask up. Let's do this. Hey, yeah
Where's the store at? I don't even see it. Oh, wait. Okay, wait. Okay.
Is this the wrong store? Is this the store?
That's a big store. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.
Oh, what? What?
Where the fuck is our store?
We've been working on this store for so long and we're going to change now.
Oh, there's another store right here.
There's another store right here.
Berserk's tour ads. Oh, it's right. I see it. I
Ever work for you now work for you now. All right. Okay. We go
All right. Oh, I never get the lock. We think I just matter cuz we're going down. All right. We're not gonna lap
We're going like half loud. All right. I'm gonna go kill the guy give me a second
Give me a second boss. Give me a second. Take your time
Why can I hatch through the walls? I feel like that'd be a nice check.
Okay, here we go.
He doesn't have the key!
What? What?
He doesn't have the key!
Let me check.
This guy doesn't have the key in here either.
Where's the key at?
There's nefarious key man in the bout.
Well I guess since we're masking up anyways I need to go to the vent.
Get out of here! Get out!
I'm just going to mask him. I'm just going to mask him. I'm going to mask him. You ready?
Mask him up. Here we go.
Oh, you okay over there?
Oh, this did not go into the place I thought it did.
Okay.
This killed a very innocent man.
I just killed a very innocent man.
He had nothing to do with this situation.
He had nothing to do with this.
That guy had a family. That guy had a wife.
That guy had two kids.
Well, he could have been a bad guy.
Well, there's another story right there.
He could have been a bad guy.
Oh, here we go. All right. Here we go. I for real this time for real this time
Okay, here we go here we go here we go
All right
cameras down
Okay, it's about to be off scanning their phone
Fantastic masking up door to the vids. I'm not gonna shoot you as a guy
All right, I'm in here we go. I'm hopping in the doozy
Hopping in the doozy the guys down answering his radio. What was that? Why is that I learned it I?
Learned them. I'm gonna kill me back. Wait. Why would you have me so what are we garden here anyway?
the guard in the man's building aren't we masking up no no no no no no no no
remember we're gonna hostage that guy that way don't use a radio on him okay
he's fine he's just looking at the radio they'll confuse at the moment nothing
to worry about okay okay good and now I come in there and wait how do we hostage
him again wait how do we do this well you just walk in and he's just sort of
half oh shit I've got to yell at this guard though remember you have to yell at
the guard
the door I don't know how to yell at the
guard I don't know what that means like
what do you use middle mouse without the
perk that's true that's true that's true
that's true that's true that's true that's true
yeah you're doing boss I heard that we're
doing casual Fridays now
right okay so now I walk in there and I
yell at him I just try yelling at him
right he's directly he's directly to your
Here we go, you're the fucking ground you're not the fucking ground you son of a bitch
Oh, it's working it's working it's working. I got all the guys. What's it about?
Come on it. I'm on it
Answer the radio. Oh
Got his radio. I got his radio. No, you're not. No, you did not
God, to tie up is to save is killing?
What?
That's why I was going to say, I was going to lure him in here and take his life.
Hey, Jarlio.
No, no, no, it's not.
It's going to answer his radio.
Oh, yeah.
Goodbye.
I got this.
Yeah, we're fine.
Oh, we're good.
It's a practice on it.
Don't be dumb.
Let's do a search.
I'm suing.
They're going to do a search.
They didn't buy my... they didn't buy it.
That's always...
Wait, no, no, no, we don't have to kill him. You just take him hostage.
Listen, I'm telling you in about 10 seconds, it's about to go loud. That's how it works.
There you go.
We're about to go loud, we're about to go loud.
We're about to go loud.
Let's go! Let me go!
You're so shy.
Did we really not go allowed yet?
I think we're okay.
Really?
Exactly as I said.
Follow me.
Here they come.
Let's go, you twat. No messing about.
You got the guy up.
Hit the floor.
They're all... oh, he's not tied up.
I
Lation
All right
On you leave it's time to start smashing do we still have to cut can we just
Oh
They heard that somebody heard that on the street
They heard that one
Oh my god
What is this?
Is that because the security?
No, I need to just break in the glass in general.
That's not the alarm, I think.
OK, here we go.
20 at time is the start.
All right, round two.
Round two.
That's only our second try.
Round two.
Here we go.
Let's see how it goes.
I'm curious to see how it goes.
That's what I'm curious about.
Let's see how round two goes.
That was our first try.
When never goes good on the first try.
That every does that.
No, no.
Everybody does that.
Second round you got to give yourself a second run. You gotta give yourself a second round hundreds of all the time
I'm not seeing the blue. I am not see them. Oh my god. I'm asked them
Masked up by really there is a way. Yeah, but do what you gotta do
Let me shoot not take the guard of hostile. He's just kill up. There's no point to your options
That prick is unnecessary. It's great because it takes it still takes the radio
I can't learn this guy anymore for some reason
Oh, there's the guards gone you left
Alright, I'm gonna get started in here
I can swear I just saw something.
Hey you! We need to end it!
Hey you!
What did you do?
Why is everybody...
Me? Do what you do!
You are such a...
I walked outside the door! I'm not even...
You fucked everything up!
I did not! I did not!
I don't know what you did, gimmick. I don't know what you did, but now you have to restart.
I don't know what you did, gimmick, but now you have to restart.
Oh my goodness.
Can you believe this guy, the gull of some people, the gull of some people, I think it
was definitely you, I don't know what happened to me, one more guard than there's ever been
in that place.
The time is scouting it all out.
Play your game.
I got it.
And you're gonna have a ball.
Okay, all right, all right.
You know what to do.
Even if we figure out how to do a big specific store,
what are the chances?
Time to get what the store is.
Let's just, let's just get this out for a second.
Can we come back?
No, let's just get this out for a second.
But the skills.
What are the chances we get this store done
and then we do it the four other stores
we've never been in, ever, in a row, in OneDrive?
100%
Did you know that roughly 90% of all diamonds in the U.S. go through New York?
That's a pretty big number.
Lots of cash to be made.
Brief funny enough.
Peanut, what did you do?
What did you do?
I did that.
in front of the store.
What do you mean?
Okay, I've never had a random customer get on my app.
All right, give it, lock it, lock it in, boys, lock it in.
What do you think is the charm?
That's what I always say.
That's what big fanfamies always say.
Give it, you leave it to me.
You leave it to me, boss.
You leave it to me, okay?
You leave it to me.
Don't pop a beat.
Do you believe it, don't Bop-a-Beat over and over again?
That is one time.
First time, a random civilian gets his pizza all in a roll.
All right.
Ooh, that was close. That was close.
Okay, that was not me. That one was not me.
That one was not me.
I
Was a make wasn't me. I'm just gonna take it around. He's not taking around
I see I still think the best plan is the fast-loss thing and just doing it in front of everyone
That's that's what we can do. You mean?
That's this point I'm down
Good starting points. I try this mask up thing one more time one more mask up if this doesn't work
We go do the long thing thing, okay?
Roger Roger
Excellent that takes care of the cameras. I keep us down
One day's worth of diamond trade in this district is worth about
Yeah, I feel fine. Just for me.
Honestly, not a lot of dad or anything like that.
Bye now.
Okay, right. Uh, I think that sounds good.
Get the corner, get the corner.
I'm ready to assassinate this guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm coming in. I'm gonna kill the guard ready. Oh, can you come? Can you come let me in?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can kill this guard very easily. I'll kill him. Oh, oh, he's
up. Oh, okay. Mask it up.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Everything's
good. Fine. Alright. Time. Everybody get them all in the back room. Get them all in that
back room. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Here we go. Here we go now. Here we go now.
Here we go. Here we go. Just. You got this guy up? Just like we drew it up. Just like
We drew it up.
It's like we drew it up.
All right.
Make sure you time up.
Because they'll just run off.
I think it's the first chance they get.
They're all tied up.
All right.
This guy is not tied up.
Neither of your guys, you come back, you were tied up.
That is literally impossible.
Literally impossible.
All right.
Now we robbed the store without shooting the glass.
There we go.
I bagged that up. There we go
That is going pretty swimmingly. I think this is the best we've got so far. It's going pretty good
We're doing great
We're doing fantastic
I forgot, did I ever win that bet or do I have to win my car car live on the scene? I can't remember.
Let's see, it's 50-50.
I see a broken display case over there.
I'm seeing a broken display case here. What happened to the glass here?
This Bob this Bob. Oh, yeah, listen listen listen listen listen
I
Go put on the lock picking bird, but do you get the other way we do it the other way
Don't go with the lock picking for God, okay?
Okay, okay, I'm also getting rid of all this garbage. This this is all garbage down here
What's the lock where it was under ninja? It's on the left side
We're doing this
Did you did you turn off the power by late?
Yes, yeah, it was off. I'm not sure what that does because it doesn't disable the alarm.
Yeah, it doesn't disable the alarm. It doesn't disable the camera. I don't know what the...
It seems ridiculous. Ridiculous. That must not be... Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, locksmith.
Someone's here, a Pedar.
Hold on, was he my Pedar?
My Pedar?
Hey, no, guys, there's no time for seeing my Pedar right now.
We have a,
a boulevard to rob.
But whatever you call this.
We have like five stores to go and rob,
all right, there'll be plenty of time for Pete Arlayner.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
What do you have time for Pete Arlayner?
I'll order it up.
I'm gonna grab another drink
and you can start to be a process.
Die immediately, die.
Yeah, go on, you got ready, I'm ready.
I already did.
I did a long time ago.
Yep, I'm gonna go steal.
Listen, when you get back to life,
two stores completely stolen from.
Done!
I left two stores completely done.
Watch and learn, boys, watch and learn.
This is how you're supposed to do it.
This is how you're supposed to do this.
Let me get your pen and paper, son.
I'm on a robbery store block!
One found screw, one found screw.
I'm not even joking.
Watch this.
Watch this here, watch this.
Hey, this one's this.
Boop.
Stop.
There it is.
There's the noise.
Look where the manager is, here he is, he's facing that way, back his radio.
Package radio.
Milk of the pocket asking. Shout out to Russ for bringing us gimmick and juice from coconut, habibi, fetus, and all the rest.
Here's my creamy peanut butter and milk. All love Mr. P.
Russ really cooked with that lineup. Creamy peanut butter and milk all love Mr. P.
Woo-wee, woo-wee, it's a blessing.
I think about it every day.
Guys, I found out what the power does.
I found out what turning off the power does
is actually much more essential than one good thing.
Much more essential.
I want this, this is how you do it.
Boom, camera down, easy peasy, go back here.
Watch me that, go back here, turn the power up.
move powers off, close the front gates, front gates closed, close that door, close this
door, look for the managers looking, act this guy, there we go, lock with this.
Did you know that roughly 90% of all diamonds in the US go through New York?
That's a pretty big number.
How am I observed right now?
Who's observing me?
Oh, you know me from this side? Oh, nice.
All right.
Here we go. Leave that right there.
Nice, easy, unsuspicious, not suspicious, inconspicuous.
Very nice. All right, we're doing good, we're doing good.
Here we go. Perfect.
All right, hack his radio again.
Oh
All right, wait, I need to wait a little bit every turn every turn things are going good things are going good
I want you know that this is the first try since you did you laugh by the way? It's the first try
Just know that it was the first try
Well, I couldn't have read it up if it was the second so I believe you completely
Also, have you noticed this giant thing in the middle of the street? This is activate. I have seen that distraction
I have seen that but I figured out what the power guys. Oh
The power line is to pick lock the things without a lot going on
It's a much small problem. Yep. The power pick. Oh, yes. Yes, okay
You've shut the gates
Oh
You can go back in
All right, okay, all right, okay
I've learned something hacking a policeman's radio
Doesn't lie you just do right in front of them, but like not like right right in front of them
Not like directly in front of them
90-angle right where you're looking
Okay
Amazing
Here we go disable the camera
Camera disabled, close the doors, here we go, stick lock this, wait this is mine, close
the front doors, close the door and get to work.
Alright, hack this guy, make sure that person is looking that way, here we go, alright,
Got this bad boy.
Oh, we're doing this.
Got it? Okay, we're doing good. We're doing good.
First bag is outside. First bag is outside.
Looking good. Yeah, looking good.
Wait, if they see that bag, they're going to get suspicious.
Will they see the bag?
I don't think they've ever seen the bag before.
They've seen one of my bags.
Shit.
Old Leonard here.
He loves looking at my sack.
Honestly, you can wait and distract him.
We're gonna rob this whole fucking store with this guy just hanging out
Yes, we're gonna cut
Into multiple
Blowtorch in the multiple of these glasses. That is correct. That is great guy
We're gonna hack him
Over and over again. If I get that right, that is great. Yes, that is great. That is great. That is very great
Okay
Got it no problem
This is great, so these three are
Even with this radio, I actually swap
Hacks and do is over over again. We swap we swap off. We could be keep them happy entire time
I
Watch it. Okay. I know this. I come back. I come back. I come back. I come
Still says I'm observing. Yeah, so you're still seeing your observe. Yeah, he's kind of like double
Why are you burning that one? Oh
Hey, buddy, you bring that we can do long thing it
You can do it right in front of him.
See, I just did it.
Don't open that game.
There we go.
Now we open the gaze.
We dig it.
Oh, good.
I don't know if we can...
He's like right there.
I don't know if I can dig this.
He's like right there.
What if I hack him from behind?
Already hacked.
Now I hack him.
She's act, got this, got it, okay?
Dude.
All right, we're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good.
Wait, how do we do these?
Oh, you already did them, you already did them.
Oh, shit, okay.
Hey, we're cooking, we're cooking, why?
This is sad.
Hey, this is sad.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
All right, now, now we hack them.
Okay, if I go over here right next to them and hack them there.
And the problem is this guy.
I'm still right in front of this.
Right here.
The other this guy's gotta watch the ending and he's watching me
Sir this guy is very gobble. I'm doing
Oh, are we not supposed to be back here?
I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry about that, sir.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Did you step on his laptop?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what that is.
You sure do have AppleCare on that?
I'm kicking like a soccer ball.
Dude, you should be able to interact and try to buy something.
I should be able to just say, excuse me, sir.
Hey, excuse me, sir.
Can I?
Wait, what's this guy?
Hold on.
What's this guy looking at right here?
What's this guy looking at?
He's looking for name plates.
He's in the market for name plates.
There's nothing there.
Is he wondering why is there nothing in this store?
And why is there one of the things
got a glass hole cut?
Well now he's looking at this one.
Yeah, nothing there either buddy.
Just an empty case.
We've only got one thing left.
That's going to be a little difficult.
I'm sure you're going to abdice yourself perfectly out of the view of the guy, okay, got it,
Okay, got it. There's only one more piece of jewelry in this whole store. Holy cow.
Holy cow. Holy cow. Holy cow.
We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking.
Hey!
You can get that last one.
We-we-we-we have to hack him. We have to hack him.
No, no, no. I don't think it's the fucking security guard that's observing us.
I think it's the guy standing right next to it!
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey!
Thanks.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, now!
Oh my god. Oh my god
Follow me
This guy's indestructible
We just leave this last thing I'd be like yeah
The badger would matter the way how do we get how do we get this stuff in the display case this guy's calling somebody right here?
I'm stuck in a store that's being currently robbed and no one seems to care at all.
Look outside, look outside!
Dude, look at all this!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
I don't know how to get this!
I can do a knife.
It's gonna break the glass.
Who you up with the powers off?
well remember last time we broke the glass that's true that's very true and
the time after that I mean where you take that last week you come back later
do you take it last you know I'm just smashing gravity and you smash grab
the end all right it's we so forget oh dude I can't leave here without this right
this is an imperfect robbery this is an imperfect robbery I must wait until he
turns I must wait did you go stand behind the guard do and then and then
When I say this guy's easy
Look at him. I don't even need a hack. You just stand next to him
You turn around turn around sir
Turn around turn around
And then I get a little bit lonely
I got a hack I got a hack hacking
we're good that's what you let's oh thank you so much I decided not to put
this time but you know I'll be back you have such a lovely selection wait wait
we're going this way why shouldn't we grab the bags we got what we open the
door we open the door we love I can grab them through the thing oh shit he's
God the scary guys coming back
Security guard oh shit
Hey, what night from hey, you know, he made me copy, but he doesn't care anymore
He just doesn't care
Oh, she's the back
video
There's one right behind him too
Oh my god, this guy right here.
Come on, James!
Oh shit, that's the van.
Yeah, we gotta put in the van.
We gotta put in the van, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
What's that middle thing then?
I don't know, I don't know.
We need something later.
Alright, we did pretty good.
We did all of that for 56,000 dollars.
But now we need this one.
That's one bag in the bank, guys.
That's one bag.
Oh, oh, now this one you cannot go behind the you cannot go behind the day heard me the first time. Let's go. Sorry, boss.
I'm sorry. I thought I was restricted areas. Oh, you're in a different one.
I thought that was the bad thing right there.
Oh, my God. We need to turn the power off. We need to turn the power off.
Should we just do a quick little. No, don't go right there. Don't go right there. Don't go right there.
Do a quick little...
No, don't go back there!
Don't go back there! Don't go back there!
Oh, sorry!
Whoops!
It's such a small store.
Ah, yes, yes, I fall.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, you got it.
I promised to buy it.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, there's a huge vault back here.
There's a vault back here.
Is it a power?
Is it a powerhouse?
Powerhouse out?
if you want to increase the sell price.
Run the back to the multi-tag scanner for extra value?
What the hell is that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to start. I'm going to grab the baseball bat.
Woo! This lady has access to that door. We probably have to do magic on to get this
one. Also, she doesn't really seem to know that I'm not an employee.
There might be something worthwhile in that vault.
Yeah, we have to, I have the mask on to get this.
I have the mask on to get this.
Do it, do it, do it.
There's gotta be a way to get to the other store
with mask on, right?
Uh, maybe, I don't know.
Wait, I'm gonna go activate that street thing.
Maybe there's an underground.
Looks like a river eye out.
Can I kill a river eye out?
I'm gonna activate this middle area.
Oh
Is there any way to get this door open without taking your captain because I don't really want to mask up yet
Did we see this one for me I do?
We can there's a back way. There's a back way
Over here. I'm in
Back here
You just coming to me but just with a hard way of doing it well
I don't know what the problem is I see we see the ball for the end. Let's see the ball for the end
Let's go to another joint
All right, check this one out. This one's gonna be easy your powers off. I could probably I
Could probably take some stop real quick
Real quick
There's real quick. Why not the guard seems to vacate in the area
Yeah, I don't know where he is.
Uh, he just take a little bit of cash.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait, he's coming to rescue, he's coming to rescue.
Dude, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Dude, you don't want to run when they come to a rescue!
Oh, my God, Jimmy.
Jimmy, can you run when they come to rescue the alarm clock off?
Uh, uh...
I don't even know how he found me.
It doesn't make any sense.
Oh my god, there's no way we're going to do like five tests in one.
There's no way.
Do we just do a different map?
I like this map specifically is way too hard.
Hey, I'm going to kill that.
Oh my god.
I thought this map was gonna be stupid.
I'm gonna kill her now!
That is too high!
It's not, it's too high!
Oh yeah, it's the size of the biggie.
It's exactly the size of the biggie.
Get out of here!
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Kill me.
Kill me right now, please.
Just kill me.
Please kill me.
I hate that map.
I hate it.
right now. Kill me.
No!
That's a smash and grab map.
You don't do that map, you average,
you just fucking go, just blitzkrieg.
We're going back to Golden Shark.
I know exactly how to do it and start to finish.
All right, we can speed run this so easy.
So easy we can speed run this.
I am one of us in search.
What?
What are we doing?
Golden shark quiet. I know exactly how to do it fast fast fast watch this
We haven't know that we didn't do it we didn't do it quiet like I
Know you watch this watch this I know that is from start to finish. I've memorized it since our last time
100% 100% we do this in one time first try first try we get this 100%
All right
I'm not gonna be a stupid other door.
Oh, are you gonna observe?
Oh, no one seems to care. Alright.
The other camera's even right at you.
I'm in.
Okay, let's see who has enough security clearance Oh
We're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
It was served. I can't do it about the employees. Just I assume we belong here
Eric
We just got hired, oh my god, the boss.
I hate him guys, he overworked us.
Hell of a day, huh?
Hell of a day.
Coffee's out, drinks, drinks out me tonight, guys.
Yep, yep.
Oh my god, you just had a hand on your chinny chin chin.
We could have these stupid cameras.
Yeah, we want to save our hacks, really, a poor hack.
We really got poor hacks.
No, no, no, no, knock those hacks.
Oh, he's about to have a rarity.
OK, got you, got you.
Oh, that's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, just go, just walk on out of there.
I just mean, escort a guy out of there.
I got out of here.
It's really not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
I just don't know how I got back there.
Wait, where's the bank assistant?
Is it, is it the bank assistant?
We do, this is the loan officer over here, I think.
Where's the bank assistant?
There are no, wait, is it back there again?
Branch manager, there's the branch manager over here.
Yeah, that's what we got last time,
but there's something that doesn't want us to do that,
why is this going to the assistant?
Oh, I found it, I found it, we're good, I found it.
I don't have enough QR codes here, though.
Oh, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money!
Easy money.
Wait, how do you have a certain amount of QR codes you can scan?
Well, we got donkey phones.
We have to get one QR code, break QR code, use.
We're going to go five one more.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he just doesn't care.
He doesn't care.
All right, very chill.
Very chill.
I think I know where to get a QR code.
Let me try here. Let me try here.
Oh, yeah, got one?
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
They got a cop was chill.
Alright.
Now we get to the assistant job. It's nice and easy, nice and easy.
Nice and easy now.
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Cameron, excuse me.
Excuse me?
What's searching phones to?
Oh, yes. Oh, that was so close. Holy dingles.
Oh, we got a QR code. We got a QR code.
I did the QR code, yeah.
I found the phone. I found the phone. I found it.
Shit, shit, shit.
That key card must be there.
Turn the room upside down if you have to.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Now open that gate.
My god.
Woo!
Oh, all right, dude.
It's all yours.
It's the peanut show here.
It's the peanut show.
Oh, what's going on?
And now we move in.
Now we move in.
Nice and easy.
Like a wandering whisper.
Like a person.
Good.
Like a beautiful wind.
like what you just did and she really didn't like that oh oh what's the play
night for night for night for take her life no she's gone
scary hold on we're fine wait wait hold on he's obviously high he is obviously
high oh they're coming to a rescue to hack the phone we
have to vote listen listen he comes to a recipe oh shit we have another god oh
What is that lady get to be all of you don't belong here you don't belong here
Must have been a high up. She must have been very high up. Must have been very under cover
cops. Oh, you know what? Why? She was the one in charge of hiring. Most likely. Most likely.
The vault sits between the ground and the floors according to the plans we stole.
I'm gonna speed up all the stuff and then the human resources start.
You'll probably find the two limited-end coins.
What QR codes do we need?
I'll hit it. I'll hit it. I'll hit it. I'll hit it.
Oh my god. I'm breaking this man from his office.
Why would you even do that?
I don't know, but it didn't let me anyway.
I don't understand, it just fails sometimes.
I'll just stay out here, talking to the teller.
I'm just gonna hack the security guard for fun.
Okay, I'm in.
Hey guys watching, I'm gonna look for a QR code real quick, cause I'm gonna need one more, alright?
Awwww.
got it okay thank you our code this should unlock your citizens office we
get the the next day beautiful
I should see the data I read the mainframe
It made me I hacked the database and the code
Killing the security guard. We watch what?
Huh, what what do you mean you kill your security guard?
Yes
I see the guy don't why that lady mattered so much
I know is the the leader of the bank, which I think also does like
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Yeah, she had to be manager or assistant manager or something.
Assistant manager to the regional manager.
Assistant to the assistant.
Ah, well, I'll just wait out here on this.
I'll need one more QR code.
Okay.
I need one to find one.
I don't know where to find one oh my god, here's the buddy
I thought the QR code was in here last time where I get the QR code from
Well, I don't know what's going on. No, I remember what it is. I remember what it is. I remember what it is
It was over here from the bank assistant's office. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I try to get you are good for us. I'm gonna hack the single quick
Get the QR code here we go.
Alright, NOW we'll go be a sister toffees.
Wandering around for fun?
Here we go.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Fantastic.
Oh, what are you doing back there?
So do wandering around for fun.
I'm not supposed to be here!
I'm gonna steal these stingrays.
You can't get worth anything.
We're playing like that.
Like some bombs, steal them, steal them, steal them!
Holy shit.
The bank assistance office is towards the back of the bank. Behind the back of the bank.
Oh, he's right there. He's literally right there.
Give it!
Check every right cheek card.
The debts under the papers.
Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it!
You just alerted the fucking guards for some reason.
Don't run!
I'm not allowed here.
Oh my god.
I know it, sir.
What the hell is that?
I can still that camera.
I put the camera on me.
me.
Other keycard?
I'm falling apart.
The keycard opens the gate to the upper floor.
Got it!
All right, now.
No, man.
Here we go, Ed.
Woo!
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Nice and easy now.
Nice and easy.
Just stay frosty.
We're down for the security guards with that one random lady.
I think it's different every time.
I don't think it'll be the same character model.
Okay, okay, Joe.
Like this lady right here.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, I can open a door without her doing anything
I'm just trying to go ahead. I'm just going to try to go ahead. She's the one. She ain't the one. She's the one
Oh, she is the one she's coming. She's coming
Oh my god, get out play, get out play, get out play, get out play, get out play, get out play, get out play
Get out the lane, get out the lane
I'm trying to hack the computer under the computer under the computer.
The security guard is going to see us soon.
Oh shit.
Oh that guy is clueless.
Oh here's your key.
Oh sorry.
Sorry ma'am.
Get in here.
All you kids are going to see us in this room.
She's in the game.
She's out there.
You mean?
This is going to stop.
We have to go do whatever the next thing is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, security.
Oh.
Yo, I don't know what the next one is, I can't forget.
It's something, it's something.
It's something like 3%.
For sure.
It's for sure something.
For sure something.
Oh.
last time 58 oh well the hell they must have upgraded the security protocols
head over to the cop right there to give him one of their computers then help me
back in you spit why you why you couched no okay like others actually no reason
There's to be crouched.
No, no, there is.
There is.
There's bugs lie to side, bugs lie to side.
That's true.
I'm right.
Come on in.
Dig Dig me stack up.
All right, now we leave you yet.
Oh, hold on.
all right do a gut do a gut oh we can't be given we can't be given we can't be
given we can't be given we can't be very careful be very careful
peekaboo peekaboo peekaboo
oh you got me fair and square
Stay there, stay there.
You got me, Fer, in Square Soldier.
I'm gonna come right with you, sir.
I apologize for this inconvenience.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Stay in here.
Lead me down, sir.
I get terribly lost.
Oh, there's a lady again!
Oh my god, will you get out of there?
She's taking inappropriate personal calls
during work time, that's just going out.
That's why she's in here. That's why she's in here. She's taking personal cost
Yeah, I ought to report her. I ought to report her. Yeah, you think I was a criminal, you're stealing out from company time.
You are corporate thefting. Corporate thefting. What about the stockholders, jackass?
I know. I know.
We
Listen, you know all I need you to do on the text part is look at the fucking color
Right remember last time where it is. Yeah. Yeah, but you just said look at the color. That's so general now
I know where it is. No thanks to you. I said
the panel you were looking at I
Saw that panel and there's nothing on it. There was a white dot with a bunch of white writing
How do I know the white dot is the white if it was green or red? I would have known but white
I'm in come on, come on, come on, I see you, okay?
What the hell?
I'm just gonna disable this one.
It's like we've been here for a while, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're sitting right in front of it.
You're thinking.
Perfect.
It's all part of my double reverse psychology play.
Fablook it?
Oh, he's right there.
He's right there.
What's the guard?
Oh, I see him, I see him.
What? What's that? Is there another camera?
Watch out. The guy's moving.
Those lasers are powered through a number of electrical boxes.
Look around, find them, and turn off the switches.
Just make sure you get the right switches.
Blue.
Oh god, thanks, Miles, thanks, Miles.
Blue. Thanks, Miles.
Only three moves just be safe. I'm just gonna say we say we say we say
Fuck it. I read great red
Thanks. Thank you so much
Right, okay
God right see what he put see what
God bless America land that I love
Stand beside me and chide me
You dirty old dog red red red
It's red. Yeah, now it's green
Really guess
All right
Now it's white
Oh shit, I thought I was looking at you.
Hey, don't knock. I'm good.
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, please.
We have to do this. We have to do this.
We have to do this one.
My IQ is dropping rapidly.
Your IQ is just so high, it probably won't make a difference.
That's true.
Why you said
What you said
What you sorry, I had a scare white white white white white white
That is scared and guard relocated. I unexpectedly
Now we have to see the latest so that punch done that punch down go back
Oh, it's in a bad spot right now. That's what's in a bad spot right now
Watch watch gotta wait for him to scoot his little tooth. Okay. He's gotta get the scoot. He's gotta get the new boot boot fit
Where's yeah, Parker? What's yet?
Okay, he's up right above us. Yeah
Yeah, there's another camera up there, so we gave him
She got the blue key guy
The manager's computer
Ohh shit.
Oooohhhhhhhhh boy he is!
Masked up干stupongible
What the heck is this video?
I already mined this video.
What the heck is this?
Gen proceed to kill him?
If we just kill him!
Punch him as a overcrowded, out of here.
We're not losing this.
We're not losing it.
We're not!
We're not losing this!
Oh30
Wait...
I might be stuck here, you might have to go look for the key card.
It turns out you might have to go...
I know I've done most of the stuff here, so you gotta maybe go get the key card.
Okay, I'll go get the key card.
Where do we get the blue key card from?
I don't understand, wait, who has the blue key card?
Who has the blue key card?
They may be lying around on the upper floor, or perhaps one of the employees is carrying one, I think.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, I know who has it, I know who has it.
I know exactly who it is.
Oh.
What happened?
What do you mean what happened?
DAMMIT!
You can't even fuck with me!
I'm gonna move around with you.
Dude, that got me so fast!
I had no time! I had no time!
I told you I IQ it's
He's good at it he's good at
He's good doodle it out of here
He's good doodle it he's good doodle kill everyone wait wait wait
We're doing this
You will run it until we get it perfect!
No, I'm just standing in the lobby.
I'm just standing in the lobby.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Goodness gracious.
I'm here to help!
You can go to...
Yeah, I'm with this thing.
How about you go get the keycard from the Assistant Manager's Office?
I swear to God, Givick,
If you get his card, I swear to God.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, I have an idea.
What?
Okay.
That's okay.
You'll come back to you for sure.
I'll come back to you.
100 percent.
I'm not at the office.
for sure. I'll come back to you how to present.
I'll get that. Dude, when you win, we unlock the gold gate.
I will find the blue key card while you...
Wait, I have to look...
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna hack into the breach-free branch manager.
That's what you know selling gimmick it's your fault.
Perfect.
How can we know that before this goes down?
How can we know?
That's what you know.
How can we truly know that?
What do you know?
How can we, you can't truly know that.
God, you know that.
know that guards has crufted crufted criminal as you guys I could have gone
out of that my hacking his phone I thought I thought what a guy spied
you as game on okay did we just give up we just give up for what one last try
one last try what happens no matter what happened oh my god oh my goodness
The plans we stole three hours ago. I would have been hit top. I mean last time I was helping did it now my brain is
pasta
My brain is pasta
You'll probably find the name of it. I just want you to knock it
Not a problem I am breaking into the branch manager's office though. You can't stop fuck. Yeah, you got this king
You got this. This is all you do a bunch of
yes, yes, leave a poop in her chair
Poop in her chair poop in her chair. Dude. Did you just get caught?
One last one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one. I guess one.
I guess one. Where he comes. I guess one.
Yeah
He never came
I'm about to go in your butt.
In your butt.
One last one, no matter what happens.
Well, I like the most about that.
Is it going into the brand manager's office
doesn't even do anything.
But it's fun.
Where was the place, please?
Did the brand manager have the blue key card?
Because maybe you can get it early.
Is that where you use the blue folder?
He's the one with all the blue folders in it.
We did have to do that one time.
This one right here.
We didn't say to search for the blue she thought I see we are see looking there for the blue you got
Who do all the folders? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah do that do that? I'll do the other way
I
Got this. I'm locked in this time. I'm perfect. That's so great to hear that is so great to hear
I'm so excited about that. I'm so excited. I'm so excited to hear that
That is music my ears as music my ears music to my ears
I don't think I've got shit.
There's through a bunch of papers around in here.
Alright, ranch manager's office clear.
And everything around here.
Fantastic. Fantastic. This is a great idea.
Keep going, Voss. You got this. This is all you.
Big money. Big money, big money, big money, big money.
Maybe it's a total refresher can help maybe fucking yourself get out. Oh, maybe fucking yourself get out chair
Have you tried that? Have you tried that? Does that might help? That can help. That could help!
All right, it's Eric. I'm coming back out
All right
Finally. Now I go back over here.
There we go.
Perfect, perfect.
He's going fine. He's going fine and dandy so far.
He's going fine.
Okay, I do not have a QR code. How do I not have a QR code?
Yeah, I thought I got wait. Did I not get three of them? Yeah, I should have three you only store two or something
Yeah, I got it. I got all three
Maybe I need to find another cell phone. Well, I thought I did hold on. Let me make sure I got all three of them
Wait, what's that?
You got that one. I get the one in here. Oh
Maybe I didn't get the one in here. No, I did it's it's already picked up
What
The branch I did to QR the branch manager's office. Wait, that would be oh
You motherfucker you told me to look in there
You stole like you are gone
You told me to look in there. I had to find another one
This will be simple
I'm gonna find one right now and the one of these lockers
And come down there buddy, I found it. I found one. I'm uploading it now
Loading it now. Yeah, you are good. Yeah
Yep.
Oh, there's guy.
I got it.
Very easy.
I'll just take the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Not a problem.
Very good work.
Very good work, Mr. Schumann.
Very good work.
Extremely good work.
Absolutely.
It's my pleasure.
Search everywhere for that key card.
Search everywhere for that keycard.
Draw us the desk under the stacks of paper.
What the hell is this fat bitch doing?
What is going on here?
over there
and we are out I've opened the door I got wolf and chains just hang it out hang
out now what I can do is find the blue key card up here right I think so right I
mean is it yeah here's someone all these ladies back oh my god lady get out
Get out, lady! Right now!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, she's taking personal work calls, she's taking personal calls at work. Yet again.
Yet again, another personal call.
I gotta tell the manager, I gotta tell the manager about this.
I really should. I think it's your duty.
It's my duty.
Damn it.
If he had the same chord as last one, it doesn't change?
Wait, oh yeah.
Wait.
I think that is true since we didn't go to the lobby.
That's true?
I mean, a quick escort instead of a fan.
It's a quick escort.
It's nothing crazy.
still looking for the blue key card even while I'm escorted it's out wow you are
locked in you are locked in you are locked in oh yeah oh yeah dialed in high IQ I eat
you that's right
how am I making as you make there again stupid idiot stupid idiot stupid idiot
Oh
When you restart a heist to keep the same R&D that you pay to the game the official payday
I kind of forgot about that. That's actually very true. We're honestly so close to getting the fast win
Anyways, that you know, it's kind of like whatever. You know, we're already so close anyways
Everything is always at the same spot though. Unless you go to the lobby miss you giving
it's about much that's it yeah yeah yeah good information let's get it fall
we're really so close I kind of forgot the best way to the door I'm gonna get
it again you I swear to God this lady goes and takes another personal call
dude sorry sorry that this is the bathroom chair I'm so sorry sir I'm so
sorry I thought that I mean I could see what the bathroom was up here this way I
could have swear the bathroom was how do you know I don't work yeah I could be an
There is a bathroom in here actually. Yeah, why yeah, what about you go for that bathroom?
They don't mind who knows
Sir, you have no idea. Let me tell you something by the shape of you
You you you think about four to five bathroom breaks per cent. Okay, so tell me you haven't rushed into a place looking for the bathroom
And ended up somewhere you're not supposed to be okay because I could look at that foopa and know for sure
Don't you be shit sir. You be shit. You stay pooping. No, you stay pooping, sir
Hainus.
Hainus, Hainus.
Any moment now, the security camera will look away.
Oh my god, if it's not a security camera, it's a guard.
I mean, what is this? A bank? Jesus Christ.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh my god.
I'm starting to literally step in the back.
Alright. Okay.
Okay. Alright.
And we are back.
If we got this lady comes in here to take a person's call and catch me, I just wanna go.
I got the code!
in the middle of an upgrade. Okay. There are four possible codes, but only one of them is the
right one. 7763. Remember that? 7763. Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
I'm still stuck in the back. There's a camera and a security guard, and it's
literally, I just have to wait. The vault is protected by two layers of security.
A laser system and a dual security lock. Let's deal with the lasers first
And I see easy nice easy every three lacks
Everyone
relax
It's a guard everybody relax everyone just hang about
Hang about everybody relax everyone relax
The lasers get their power from a number of electrical boxes find them and turn off the right switches. Oh shit
I
Okay, not a problem
I knew it. Listen. There's a risk, but I'm in the safe area. He just asked for it
No worries. No problem off. No problem. Oh
Hey, wait, was it red? Wait, wait, wait, guys, was that red? I gotta forget. Was it red?
Was it red guys?
It was red.
Wait, I need to go read the colors again.
I need to go read those colors again.
Oh, the door's not open yet.
Yeah, well, you just open it.
You just open it.
Oh.
Okay.
Fuck that.
Hell, do I have to have a fucking racist?
Oh, dude, what's that out in here? This camera's still hacked in here
I mean that's because I've been in there and I hacked it
You've just been taking her out of the lobby for half an hour. I have not been I've been looking for the blue key card
It's very rare very difficult to find
Okay, okay, pal you in the foopa brigade up there. Oh really scared me
Oh
We got red we got red. Yeah, right. I'm going up the red. I'm going up the red. All right
You gotta get
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good last court. It's just a little
trip to the bathroom. The bathroom. The bathroom. The bathroom.
The bladder waits for no man. That's between me and God.
You have that way. You got to go. You got to go. Can I see
right or cannot take right sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
sorry sir sorry sorry i'm just i get i'm so sorry i guess i'll just pee my pants in the middle of
the bank because you get caught there i swear to god but if you get caught me should just kill him
Good.
It's his radio.
Yeah.
This isn't going to work as much like that one.
There we go.
Red, red, red, red, red.
God, God, red.
Understood.
Understood, boss.
I'm on it.
You understand?
I just got observed at the last second.
I think you have the alarms at the sound.
I would scale it out.
Green.
Reed, I am on it, Buzz.
I am on it.
Woo!
Woo, Reed.
How many people could do this kind of work?
Last one.
I'm sure he whites.
Uh, white, yeah.
Yep, I'm on it, Buzz.
I am on it, I'm on it.
I am.
Oh my god, there's that lady that's cheating company time.
OK.
There she is.
Hold on.
There she is.
There goes the bride.
All fat and white.
Fat and white?
Fat and white.
Well, she is white.
Oh, shit.
Good.
Now, disable the lasers.
Wait, go ahead.
I said, I don't really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said, I said, you do that, or should I do that?
I said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, go ahead and come back.
OK, I'll come.
I'll go ahead and nail that for you, boss.
I'll go ahead and nail that for you.
Don't do it.
Do not come in here.
Do not come.
Do not come?
Do not come.
You got the first floor?
Guard is in the farthest position.
No, he's on the second floor.
Where is he?
Gold.
I see him.
He's right there.
So we cannot activate it in the current state.
Of course.
Can we hack him real quick?
I think you have to do the glass for some reason.
You want to risk it.
The radio waves.
You want to risk it.
This guy's for snickety.
You want the move?
He's on the move.
All right.
Well, okay.
Wait.
Hold on.
Fall back.
Stop.
Fall back.
Get it.
What are you doing?
Fall back.
Get it.
Just stand still.
I wanted to do that.
Just stand still.
Hey, it's just find the big man's office. What's in the big man's office?
The bank manager it was the something it was something manager
So much I
I was in there. I did all that
Oh, no, oh, no, hey, hey gimmick
I am doing here to hack this phone or he's gonna call the police. I have to hack this phone real quick
Wait, I mean, he's just yellow. No, no, no, no, he's not
He's not for sick and he gets it. It was good. I don't know
Yeah, he's slightly perturbed. That's all so he prepared save a turn
This is the brand. Oh, I see why right now because you sprint it out
You're gonna spend now we can't split now. We can't be sprinting. Oh, we can't be space give it
if you
For
I thought this was fucking America. I'm seeing American flags. I'm seeing American flags.
I thought this was America. You could just, you could sprint when you want to.
Oh wait, no, wait, wait, wait. No, you were right. That's not the big manager. That's the
branch manager. We need to find the blue key card. I can't believe it. I know that's what I've been
doing this whole time. I've searched half the goddamn upper floor with no results.
But where's the blue key card?
I'm working on it
Very difficult. It's the hardest part of this mission. That's why I've been locked in on it
You might need a QR code. I need to the screw back here. You see QR code anywhere. I
Will take I will look I will look I will look and observe okay, all right, okay
Yeah, big man. Yeah, baby. So the same for me. I get the key card. These guys in that room over there, baby. I don't know
I see the blue key card.
Really?
Where?
I'm serious.
No way.
Right there.
Oh.
Quick.
Small pro.
Oh, no.
He would be so good at this game.
Only all the guards were flying and probably dabbling.
Ridiculous.
I'm very good at this game.
I wasn't sleep deprived and at 15.
Give me a question for these guys.
I already got it.
Okay, good.
Good.
Hardest part, by the way.
Hardest part of the entire mission.
What do you want to do?
The hardest thing anybody could do.
Was it in the fucking break room?
No, it was on a man's butt and I grabbed it right from him.
It does.
I was used to it out there.
Okay, used to it out there.
Wait, I need you to put it in.
I need you to put it in.
You should get that.
He's out of the movie.
Locked in, locked in, locked in.
Okay, now you chill out here, okay?
Keep watching.
Yeah.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Oh, shit.
Give me, give me, give me, give me.
You see that tag?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get back to the vault before time runs out.
Oh, before time runs out.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, dude.
Oh, shit.
Dude, the vault's gonna run out.
I'm gonna hack his video.
Hurry up.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
the time I don't know I don't know it's how much trouble I've seen a lot of
trouble I've got a lot of trouble I've got the green the green black bar shit oh
shit I ran I ran I'm an idiot we're gonna I need you to come along it like a
small look at all of it a look at a look at a look at
he's going I use one there we go I don't give it no hi hi hi hi tell you
I do not have you got right here right here. Go right there. What do we do it?
Whoa, that was close. Oh
Shit you have to hack him. I already had him
He we we we we just keep on this we all have to play no easy
He's very good. Oh, okay. Oh, he's like, huh? He's a seems fine. Oh, he's not good. The red lady. I'm done
My name is Kevin
Everything seems pretty good here
Everything seems pretty good. I can't wait to go home and want rewatched Seinfeld up
itself. I'm gonna make my famous cash roll like grandbaby.
Grandbaby showed me how to do that. Now surely he won't hear this.
Of course not. He's a shit of a lockdown.
Well he noticed that the vault is open. Is that something he'll notice?
Do you notice that the laser's off? Well he knows that the vault is open.
Can we close it?
I doubt it.
Nope.
Wait listen listen, if he dies, we just fucking kill him.
We just fucking kill this guy, okay?
We actually put the bags to the side, because I need to do notice bags.
I'm not saying.
It's right over there.
Locked in.
I
Was a terrible girl sorry much very much
Lock-in peanut. I'm like that much. I'm like that much. I'm like that much
Oh
You're other one
Uninspired throws here
Okay
In the van it would not be the helicopter
Hey, hold on. Wait, we need to build the parameters if we walk in the lobby
with these bags will they will they say something oh no I don't know you guys
if you walk in the lobby with these bags ladies and something yes yes yes yes
yes yes the guards well no yes yes wait wait listen wait this is my bag yeah
with your personal belongings and my personal belongings in and I'm on yeah I
mean even if we do trigger the police we'll be it'll be well no cuz the family
drive off what you the hell got there oh be careful oh he's coming down in
search again oh my god wait oh he's gonna he's gonna see the bags in the in
the vaults open. Oh, glad to get this guy. Oh, glad to get this guy. Hold on, man.
Like, like, like, like, like, huh? Oh, shit. That's a weird dude.
I'm not even there.
All the money is there. Uh, backed up. All right.
That's, you know, that's, it's a normal day here at the back. I've been here 25 years
and I've seen, I've seen this a number of times. Back to the post.
Nothing to see here boys nothing to see here. Yeah, the boat's open all the bags all the money's missing
I mean that's just I was it wins
Must be Wednesday again
I stole all the money in the bank
They wish the man had
who who oh my god we're doing oh I just realized there's also guards down here
this is a restricted area I don't know why we park our van in a restricted area
but we did why would the parking garage be restricted I have no idea
should we just hack that can I'm gonna hack this here I'm a program I'm a program again
we go no our guards come on here though should be careful
Oh my god.
Coach, what is your turn?
Here come Chains and Wolves.
Oh, thanks Wolves and Chains.
They can give me the privilege to give you a bunch.
Thanks boys.
Oh, I should rely on Chains and Wolves.
Let me dance.
Woo!
God, they could just pick up a couple of bags.
Well, the door's right there.
There's a door inside.
Yeah, I just don't remember where that goes.
Oh, it goes down there, I think.
I know where I know where it is
I feel like it's better to just walk on the front, you know what I mean?
I am actually with you
Who's this guy at? Who's this guy at?
You see him? I don't see him yet
Nope
I don't see him either
Is he in the vault?
Waiting for us
Stubb nose 38 revolver
Where does he gotta go?
I don't see him
You're bad at this both, but this is a bad time to be slacking pal
The bank is not gonna be happy with you.
He's watching Seinfeld on his phone.
You are gonna be under certain review after this.
You'll be getting a strongly word letter.
Not a good time for lunch break.
We, I think we're running here even.
I think we're running here.
We're getting it, we're getting it, we're getting it.
We're getting it, we're getting it.
This is gonna need to be...
And the police for, I mean, it's a total restructuring.
Law enforcement, security.
I mean, how is this city not in channel?
Yeah, I think a training process. These guys are the ones who need to do the door. The door will have to be a policeman.
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
I mean my god, two guys full sprinting from the bank vault with giant bags on their back and I'm gonna be honest.
I think money literally falls out of there.
Money is actually, as I said, there's money flying out of the bags.
You can see at the back of the vault from the sidewalk
And no one thinks this is suspicious whatsoever
No, I think oh a back. He's back. Oh, there you go. He's back. He's back. He's back
He's back with the sign. Phil. He's got the sign. Hold it back. Watch me. I'm just watching YouTube highlights
Fantastic don't blame him. Can you blame a fella?
He's actually posted up. He's posted up here.
Ah, he's fine. He's fine.
I got it. I'm going the long way. I'm going the long way.
He's fine. He's fine.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
There's another day in the office. Another day. Another dollar.
Another day. Another dollar.
There's another day. Another 60,000 to 100,000 dollar.
Well, actually, I need to get like a million.
Thank you, dude.
Like that.
Oh, shit.
You can't be in here in this area of restricted.
Forget everything you just saw, sir.
Forget everything.
You're not allowed to use one of these.
You can't be here.
That's our van. Yeah, buddy. I own that bag. You know the van with all the money from the baby. We just don't pussy
That's our van
Imagine being escorted out. This is our van that we parked in here
Ridiculous, did you get your money?
Oh, sorry
Wow
Yeah, I'll follow you not a problem. Follow me boys. Follow me gang
He's just led me off of the warning people boys boys boys
He's got to get his voice line out. There you go. I
Ran away after he said that
All right, I got another bag
He's right here by the way, he's right here, just to be careful about that.
MOLLEBIGIG! MOLLEBIGIG!
Hello! Hello!
I can give you a good sport dirty in the morning.
I know, I know. My brain is... I had to wake up early today because I got a landscape of looking in my yard.
Oh, dude, I am in a dream world right now, if you haven't noticed.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'll just let me just say some of the things my brain is capable of right now
Having fun goose and gas
Little light tasteful drinking things that my brain's not really prepared for heavy puzzle work and hacking
This guard rotated in the most heinous way
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm just waiting dude. I'm just waiting. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh wait, I can hack his radio.
He likes to move. He's right above you. He's right above you. Anybody's moving?
Oh, yeah, he's watching that wall now.
Very important wall up there. Very important wall.
can not let that wall move oh keep an eye out sir you're doing God's work you
aren't doing God's work sir you're not that anything's missed out on that wall
giving bags to box speeds is up yeah I don't want to give it to the guys Mr.
I tried with the hemo thing and I didn't see any like command. Oh, oh, he's tossing off. He's like you with a car
Well, I just throw him his door on him. Oh, are they gonna bring it? I don't think they will bring it
No, I think they just kind of stand it with it
I'm gonna bring it to the van just to be safe. Okay, I'm trans I'm depo. I'm depo
How did he see me
Wutere, we're almost done. Fuck it, this counts as a success.
We take it all. We take it all.
Watch out, give it to the guys on the first floor. Be careful, be careful. This guy's on the first floor. This guy's on the first floor. Be careful, be careful.
Okay.
I swear, God, to give us this wall. Oh my God, if he comes to this wall, don't say it.
Oh shit. Oh, we're not discovered yet?
No, we're good. We're good. We're good.
I had this one.
I'm gonna talk for you mate.
I'll talk for you.
3, 2, 1, go!
We're coming, coming, coming.
And we're out of here, and we're out of here.
And we are out of here!
I
Forgot that they give me
Absolutely
That's why I've ran back and forth full sprint with giant bags money flying out ten times through the center of the bank
He's checking out a wall. He's also just watching a quarter. I don't know what these guys are on
Do you want me to actually a really great way to rob a bank is just putting like
Just ripping an industrial bog in the vents of a bank.
You just walk in there and everybody is zooned out of their mind.
Oh my god.
There is a skunk losing the vents everybody.
We apologize for the smell.
You walk in there, people are dancing.
They're hogging, they're kissing.
The bank managers playing hacky sacks with the key cards of the vault.
Maybe you put it in the van and then you walk in with a boombox playing Kid Cuddy
Yeah, I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know and then you rob
We got two bags left two bags left
I'm gonna talk to you, okay
Yeah, there's a garden on in on this side. It's being a little persnickety. You just give it to you
But he's about okay. He's he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. I'll get the last bag
Last one was that's what we're all free. We're all free. It's you get to the lobby. Did you get the lobby? We're all free
I'm going loud
Oh
We just should have read the pages for fun
Well, probably don't probably get a bonus for doing it quiet, right? Oh, that's you
Celebrate a little celebration
Yeah, I can't celebrate a job well done anymore
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Guys, I'll read the job while that's chatting a man.
Just want to pop a couple of toots in the bank.
What's the big deal?
All right, people, that's good.
Holy crap.
We did it!
Let's go!
We did it!
Let's go!
We did it!
Level up, level up, level up, level up, level up,
oh, look at that, look at that, look at that, no.
And on the first try, put a judge on that.
Hey!
And on the first try.
On the literal first try.
Wow.
Why did it give you significantly more money
than it gave you?
It's contribution based.
You did nothing!
It's contra... that's not true.
That blue keycard was unfindable.
You should have seen it.
It was actually buried in one of the potted plants.
Wow.
Incredible.
Well, five in the morning.
We finally did what we say I have to do.
So many hours ago.
I'm proud of myself.
I am proud of us. Yep. Equally proud.
All loot games. I don't know why in every loot game when it has to split between the team. I always
There's a note on your steam account. You got a note on your steam account. Some secret some secret in the coding
All right, you know what we should just you know be happy with what we got right
Damn right!
Do we ever get that bag back from the NPC?
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Oh man, that was like 5% of the maps.
Dude, there's so many maps on that.
That'd be fun to do with four people.
That would be fun.
I like that game.
I'm a payday guy.
I play payday.
I play payday and the first game out
and it's definitely,
I don't remember why,
but I feel like it's improved.
Yeah, I can't really say it wants to improve,
but it definitely hasn't.
Yeah.
Oh, you want me to get the perks?
Oh yeah, and the quests,
all that shit wasn't there,
seeing as we didn't complete the tutorial mission.
So that's all new.
Yeah, yeah.
That's, I don't know.
I don't remember, I just remember that I was a huge Payday 2 fan, and Payday 3 came out and I was like,
It's good, but it needs some work.
I don't remember why.
But now, well, jeez, we're like professionals.
Also, this is the first quiet mission I've ever completed, and probably 200 hours combined of Payday 2 and 3.
Fantastic.
Man.
Yep.
Fantastic.
That is so great to hear.
Yep.
All right.
I'm gonna go get a brother and back out.
Adios!
Adios, Mr. Gevick!
Adios!
I'm getting off!
I'm getting off, boys!
I am getting off!
I'm getting off!
Well, boys, I'll see you tomorrow.
We might do...
I know a lot of you guys have been...
Honestly guys, let me see that discord pool.
Let me see what that discord pool ended up like.
As I don't mind playing Power World on street.
I just don't, I just didn't think hitting a rock
for six hours would be very good streaming content.
Let me see what this, okay.
It looks like a lot of you guys
do not want Power World actually.
It looks like, but I put a poll in the announcements tonight.
At 6.54 pm, six minutes before the stream started.
And I said, would you guys rather want Pow World?
Or would you rather have the Mound?
Which I'm almost certain
none of you knew what it was before he played it.
The votes were 1,805 on Pow World
to 7,111 on, again, a game,
I don't think any of you guys do yet.
So, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
The mountain's cool, yeah the mountain's cool.
I just, I don't know, that one also got repetitive
because all we were doing was getting the book
over and over again.
We're gonna get your burger from party one of Bungus.
We'll figure it out guys, we'll figure out
what we'll do tomorrow, I don't know.
We'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.
We always do, we'll be fine.
We'll be fine, boys, we'll be fine.
All right, goodnight everybody, goodnight now, gang.
Have a good night, goodnight now, everybody,
goodnight now, gang, have a good night, everybody,
goodnight now.
Roadmen playing Power World.
Laffy face, laffy face, laffy face, laffy face,
laffy face, laffy face.
Chief.
Let me think a little bit about this.
Let me think about this for a second.
Okay, let me think about this for a second.
Let me, hold on, let me figure this out.
Okay, let me, hold on, I gotta find the best way
to frame this here for a second.
I can't think of it, buddy.
Arguing that some games are for adults
and some are for kids, they're video games.
My video game is more manly than your video game.
Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?
My video game...
Well, this one's for adults.
Do you know how fucking ridiculous that sounds?
I mean, are you serious?
Are you serious?
Now, I will say there aren't games specific to kids, like made for them,
because they're like simple and they're like,
like, ad-math.
And...
It's specifically designed to help small children learn.
But other than that, there's no difference.
There is no difference.
Oh, like, Talwold, you shut your whole mouth.
You shut your slut mouth.
That's not an example in that realm.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one now!
Good night everybody!
Good night to everybody!
Good night!
Rest up!
Rest easy now, gang!
Rest up, rest easy!
Have a good night everybody!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good night now!
Good night!
Sleep tight and do NOT!
Do NOT let the bad bugs fuck your arse!
Don't do...
Alright, good night!
Good night everybody, good night doggy, have a good night, good night everybody, good night now!
Good night, good night!
Get out, get out, everybody get out!
Good night!
I'm gonna go take a ginormous shit!