you
You
I'm gonna kill myself because it's time to kill you!
I'm gonna kill myself!
I'm gonna make you love me and I'll...
Let's go!
Ahhhh...
How are you buglies with a spine slurs Saturday gentlemen it is a
a rather beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky, no rain, perfect temperature, great
for fishing, hiking, bird watching, incredulous, incredible, no halo, no halo, no, no, we're
playing. Oh, I'll get into that in a second. I'll get into that in a second. Guys, I've got a few
announcements. I've got some friends coming over this weekend. Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee. And yes, before
you ask, I have friends. I didn't think I'd have to say that, but I told Ploatsey that. And then
his chat says, Peter has friends? Yes. And then I made the announcement. And then in the general
discord, they go, oh, Peter has friends? Yes. So this is my third attempt at saying this. Yes,
I have friends that is correct!
I have friends!
Uh...
gimmick already lead- oh well alright, those friends that are coming over are Mr. Coco, gimmick, and Mr. John.
They're just coming to hang out, they're just coming to hang out, they're gonna be here like an hour or two.
Um, they're just gonna...
raid my house...
during this stream while I stream, you know, they'll- they'll figure it out, they'll fuck around, hopefully they don't break anything.
I'm hoping they don't break anything. You know that would be that'd be nice if they don't break anything, but
They're cool guys this very cool guys very cool guys. So what I'm doing what I'm doing is I'm hopping on two
hours early two hours early that way I
Can then get off at midnight with just two hours early to and then hang out with my friends
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Is that okay? Is that cool everybody? Is that cool? Is that fine? Uh, boo, what do you mean boo?
Uh, boo, yeah, fuck you
Okay, all right good that's very good all right today we're playing this is the plan which is the plan this
PTO decline with you guys. All right, pal
I'm resubmitting it buddy, and we all already know PTO when you submit it. That's not a request buddy
That's a letter of informant. I know it. You know it
That's even how it works in regular jobs and all that that's how that goes
You can take that PTO decline and shove it you can shove it
Yeah, that's right. You know what I'm talking about a listen closely boys listen closely listen very closely
Today we're playing well. I see honestly. I really don't believe that's another thing by the way boys. We need a
A main game. I've been having so much fun playing all of these party games and random friend slot games that have come out
And it is so much fun, and I'm gonna keep doing it too. I'm gonna keep doing it. I
Feel homeless out here. I feel homeless
We eat a main game again that way we can do it
You play a couple days a week along with all the party games your time out. I'm thinking Tarka
What if this dark and dark of things goes crazy, and then you guys kept talking about coded exiles
I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I think it's what I mean
I just love talking so much. It'd be so hard not to do talking, but we'll see we'll see we'll see just let you guys know
I think I'm gonna be back on the main game vibe, but we're still gonna do touching party games
Don't you worry boys? I know you guys love party games. I love party games. Oh rainbow succeeds
You know what we should do we should text jinx to see if you can teach us the ropes and Rainbow succeeds
That would be a that'd be a fire stream. That'd be a fire stream. I like mr. Jinx
I find him, I find him Google.
Um, Keso, I, guys, again, I don't think Keso's ever gonna play with us.
I don't, I, I think we talk about poop and vaginas too much.
I don't think his brand of family friendly Christian streamer likes poop and vaginas
a lot, guys.
It's, it's, it's an imbalance.
It's a difference.
It's an imbalance.
You know what I'm saying?
My voice is an imbalance.
It's an imbalance.
Are you an epileptic?
No, I
No, you can see the warning on my screen be careful if you are oh
This one doing put would play in scowl zone for two hours his clothes. He has a sponsorship a
sponsorship I
Don't have a sponsorship. I just wanted to play because it looks really fine. I think it looks really fine
I don't have a sponsor. He's got sponsorship, you know fuck it whatever
Um, I think it looks really fun. So I'm playing it with him.
I think it looks really fun. I've never played it before, so that's what we're gonna do.
And then, later on, we're gonna play Dark and Darker OR OR some party games.
Also, I'll be concentrating later. Okay, let's run!
Mr. Cloaksy.
Oh, he's muted.
He played them out. We already played them out!
Hmm...
Should we role of Warcraft?
Oh!
No!
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
No, I don't think I'm gonna play role of Warcraft, alright?
No, I-I-I would need to grow a neck be-in,
I would have to forget what a woman looks like,
I would have to...
I mean...
I already got friends coming over today,
and that basically rules me out.
I'm pretty sure I don't meet the minimum requirements. They would reject me
Play goat simulator. Hey for ten minutes. Oh, hello, Mr. Cloak. See how you are this fine day. Good shit. Hey
Peanut, how are you? Oh?
Fantastic
This happened to be here with you
Yeah, wait, are you are you loaded up and doing the tutorial and now a tutorial?
Yeah, no, I've been staring at the epilepsy warning for about 20 minutes. I know I looked at that and started drooling too
One moment one
Okay, once you if you look at your arms and legs, I kind of feel like you they're like little nubs. Oh
Oh, is that so? Oh
Oh, okay, yeah, okay. All right, okay, okay a person that pays a lady on his stream to be his girlfriend say what?
Hey, yeah, okay.
It cost me a lot of money, I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, I bet it did.
I bet it did.
All right.
The thing I will say, the only thing I would say is there is performance, it's make sure
in the performance tab you have the FPS off 60.
Okay guys, oh god, I just leaked that I'm in North America.
Oh, shit dude.
I was like, what the fuck did you have leaked?
We're getting we're dead. We're dead. Oh god. We're dead. I mean the search begins the search begins. Oh my goodness
There's already a guy out there in all chemical clothing licking his finger and testing the wind
Okay, all right enter a name for the character. Oh, that's easy the bird you know
Ah some
Jackass
Okay, dude. All right. Wait me. Yeah, probably what are you fuckers die? Give me my fucking name back
I will try peanut. I'm sure I'm sure. Well that one could not be because of me peanut is a very common
Food item. Let's do mr. Peanut. Although this should not be because of me either because that is that is the name of
Somebody else's run mr. Bird peanut. That sounds like a good one. Mr. Bird
Ah, there it is! There it is! Alright, okay, okay. Why is there only 14 people watching?
Because I've been view-bodding this whole time and they finally caught me.
Um, yep, yep, yep. Haven't you been live for literally 30 seconds?
Uh, no. It's because I've been view-bodding and they caught me. That guy's actually I'm
son of our age. He has an IQ over 200. He can solve a mathematics table within mere moments.
play him in chess you're getting beat at immediately even that James Charles guy
I was sweet. Hold on. Wait, who's that?
It's not James Charles.
Oh, this one completely different.
Hold on. Who's the guy?
No, who's James Charles?
James Charles is actually never mind.
I know. Wait, who's the Magnus Cardam?
I don't know why I said James Charles.
Yeah.
Magnus Carl, Carlton.
Magnus Carlton, Carlson, Carlson, Magnus Carlson.
Um, I don't know. I don't know why.
She's Jaws was a chess master. Yeah, that'll happen.
Wait, let me make sure my sound is working.
Uh, is this in Russian?
It's like, uh, what's the code?
What? Um,
it's where you're like, talk off with me too.
Pina is picked up for James Charles confirmed well that in the North America League. I'm just leaking a lot tonight
The game
Yeah talk real quick. Yeah, Pina awesome real quick. I have a question
So I, I went live earlier, right? And I had, I had a decent amount of people come into my stream and say that you went on easy mode for the last four bosses when we left on Halo.
And instead of doing no that doesn't know that doesn't sound like me now
No, I genuinely wish I could help you. I doubt that
Which what you're searching for, but no that doesn't
Like you wait so like you wouldn't when we left you finish everything a legendary correct? I finish every un-legendary last
So yeah all the way through. Oh, yeah. Yep. How long did the the last fight take you?
I mean, longer than you want, shorter than it should've.
That's it.
About, about, about, about fitting into my stuff.
Alright.
So, yeah, about what, not, about what, not, about, you know, so about that.
Dude, they were telling me, I'm like, dude, no way he just went on easy mode and completely
went back.
What's crazy is after I beat it, I saw a bunch of guys in chat say I'm gonna lie and tell everyone you switch to easy
To diminish your accomplishments and to that I say yeah
Yeah, yeah, and what I say to that is those are deep-stakes
Agents and quite frankly potential racists
But it's true you want to say it for the show
Hey Trill.
I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
Also, I read NOTHING during that intro.
Yeah, me either. Just do the tutorial and then it's uh...
Yo, the gunplay actually feels sick.
Yeah, I think I live in the trailer in this game with fucking fire
Is it just me or is the sound of the game like kind of quiet like I literally have my knack to the brim
I had to I had to blast it
Oh, and it's because they have it set up for you. Oh, it's very I said that's just kind of kind of
It's kind of kind of that kind of them. All right
All right, follow me gang follow me boys
We're looking for a place to land.
Find your way up to the roof.
Oh dude, you're just looking at the inventory.
And by the way, I just wanna remind you guys,
he's the only one sponsoring for this.
So I can suck at stuff and you can't say yes again.
Yes.
I already, you can see from the inventory.
It looks, I mean, you see that?
You feel it, you feel it already.
Oh gosh.
Oh yeah.
He is not sponsoring, he just wanted to come play, literally.
Yes, that is correct, that is correct, that is correct.
Hmmmm, where's my, where's the 60FBSA?
It's under performance.
Oh, oh, got it, okay.
Oh shit, I forgot to keep this up.
Oh, that's the crate and that's my inventory and...
Oh, you little snazzy!
Come on, okay.
I'll follow you with, follow you with.
Ooh, did that one without reading?
Did that one without reading?
Oh yeah, also turn on streaming mode, it's in the settings.
Ooh, good thingy, good thingy, wait, uh, stream mode.
Got it, on, whew.
Dude, I'm tired of you, I'm just gonna get my damn, I gotta go.
I won't be able to take her out of this.
According to the statement, you can get to them from the side further ahead.
Oh
You take what this game really makes you think though
Partial games
The control room is in the perfect position.
I'm about to put this tabbed about your target.
Enemy. Okay.
Got you son of a bitch!
Oh.
Loose job, job.
This game is tricky.
Yeah, this game is tricky.
Oh my God, this inventory makes me bust.
You guys, guys, guys, this inventory doesn't make you bust.
Look at me have all of the things went down my pants.
All right, okay, let's go.
Direct, what does it want me to do?
What, all right, this has got to be a puzzle game.
This has to be half puzzle game.
Swap your weapon for the sound rifle.
All right, Sam, Sam, don't rush me.
This is crazy.
You're three FPS.
Oh, oh my God!
Oh, Mr. Colt, Mr. Colt.
There's Russian spies.
Are these zombies?
This is zombie game?
Yeah, yeah, there's some zombies and there's some dots.
Oh, well, I think those are called, um, un-zombies.
Yeah, I've heard, hmm, there's F to open the grave.
What's a grave?
I don't know, that AR felt great.
Oh, oh, oh yeah.
Yeah. Oh, even the rousers are enemies.
Watch out for the rousers.
Damn it. The apple has been starting to rumble.
Looks like an eruption is coming.
Hurry!
Oh, there's an eruption coming! There's an eruption coming!
There's an eruption coming, there's an eruption coming!
Walk out the ladder.
Give me that tooltip like ten times, you give me the other idiot!
of some people. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Just a no more gaming master.
The zombies also have guns.
A lot of ammo.
But you don't have to worry about leading ammo. I'm pretty sure it's gonna get the best of it.
Are you doing- in the tutorial, do I get to keep the tutorial ammo?
No.
Okay, okay, okay.
I had so much ammo.
Oh, is he- uh, you, everybody?
What the fuck?
No, it's the tutorial I'm talking about!
You're up to the fucking head!
The only tutorial I've ever seen that has something that could be worthwhile-
Okay, now it's really the-
It's- it's- it's-
Oh!
Have we got a tutorial that's right there?
Oh, I have an ammo permit.
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die in the tutorial!
I die!
What?
How did you die in the bucket?
There's a hundred of them!
There's a thousand of them!
What the hell?
How is that even possible?
I got more ammo though.
You suck on that!
I don't think it's worse, Mr. Pino, because we have to see the healer, oh yeah, I forget,
I forget, I forget, I forget.
That would have been very helpful information, 30 seconds ago.
Let us have sex.
Move, we're in.
Colki, we're wizards.
I just gave him my orb.
I just got Captain Pryced.
What the fuck?
Or Ghost?
Sorry, we don't know.
Ghost.
Dead.
Who died?
Now what's he...
Oh yeah, I've got shepherded!
Who the hell?
I'm not in such a shrewd video.
Who's the shepherd?
He's a shepherd.
Bows spoiler.
It's a stone's throw from here to the swamps.
They're sending me through there.
The entire zone will open up to you.
Why is Tom Cruise talking to me on the screen right now?
Have you given fire to me?
There hasn't been an eruption in a while.
Not a lot of wood.
hell is going to listen to a thing that Dwarf said okay I'm not the part where I
can invite you you have one more like little like two-minute tutorial off of
that well two toy little that's huge where did you even honestly yes I should
make I I'm not listening to anything this guy
I sang so it's kind of hard for me to continue to enjoy it.
Hmm.
By the way, did you see that part where Tom Cruise
was giving us the rundown?
He's got a lot of pockets here.
He's hot.
He was sexy, he was sexy.
He's hot.
Oh god, he's hot!
Backpack, wait, watch this video, my babe.
We can keep it in the truaries.
Where do we go next, Tom Cruise?
So, ready to go out and play some adventure?
Okay.
Where do you want to look around?
Then, with a flick of the wrist?
Wham!
Tim, Tom Cruise's flicking his wrist on me.
And then we'll be...
Ugh.
Take a look.
You might find something useful.
You already said I don't get to keep them bullets to stop them from drawing a ride, so...
So I have a loot
Well, did you check every
God, dude!
We keep looking at you like this, how much fuck you!
Look, it's just like in the old Russian folktales.
Highway men, why don't I try asking?
Then you know which...
Alright, okay.
All right, okay
Actually really good game played with bullshit pay to win. I've never played this before guys
I I think you some stuff just between you and me guys cuz he's actually sponsored by this game
It has like mixed reviews. I'm steam
I was like that's kind of weird looks like a good game
And then I would go to the reviews and it would be a guy giving it a negative review and the guy would literally have
9,000 hours in the game
Guys if you have ever given a game a negative review with nine thousand hours
Don't change it. Don't change it right now. You don't deserve you don't deserve to review the game. I
Don't even care if they've made the game city you got 9,000 hours out of it, buddy. You go put a thumbs up
I've done it with 10.5 thousand dollars fuck yourself. Fuck yourself and then and then after that die in the game of course in the game
Well cozy cozy I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh wait. Wait. Did you choose did you choose stalker? I?
Haven't chosen yet. I see right here stalkers or bandits, which would better. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know that's
That's all I got right now.
That's good, that's easy.
Which one do we do guys?
It's faction based PVP.
Faction based, wait, is it like Tarkov
where you second bear just kill everyone anyways?
Or no.
I don't know.
It's, half of the chat was saying stalker
and now the other half is saying bandit.
I don't really know.
I'm getting a lot of, I'm getting mostly stalker right now.
I'm getting mostly stalker.
Wait, can stalkers kill other stalkers
and bandits can kill other bandits?
I want to kill everyone.
I want to leave no survivors.
Wait, we did description.
Stalkers are adventurers who are eager
to find the hidden treasures of the zone.
They hunt for artifacts, study anomalies,
and by and large, try to live
by an unspoken code of respect.
Bandits, the main goal,
bans is to keep stalking up on loot,
living large at the zone's expense,
and sometimes the expense of some hapless idiot.
All right, we'll do it, bans.
Okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
wait, we're reading, reading stalker.
I just did!
Said stalkers are adventurers who are eager
to find the hidden treasures of the zone.
They hunt for artifacts, study anomalies,
and bedbite, while I'm trying to live
my unsmoked code of respect.
I wanna kill people!
I wanna kill, I wanna kill someone!
Yeah, but stalkers eat,
I wanna kill a hooker!
They stalker and drink cheat vodka.
Are you trying to sell me on?
Oh wait, oh stalkers drink cheat vodka?
Oh, shit.
That's, that is a good point.
She vodka's kind of, kind of a stigma, kind of a stigma.
I don't know.
If I had to choose between drinking cheap vodka
or killing people, I would rather kill people.
Honestly, I see new bandits.
I see new, I mean, I'm doing more than stalkers for PBB.
But it sounds like bandits are the ones in PBB.
Okay, wait, when do I choose?
maybe she's right now.
Okay, stalker's bandits, fuck.
I mean, we're the,
I mean, we're the, now we're the bandit has won.
Let's do bandit, let's do bandit, let's do bandit.
All right, we're going bandits.
Bandit, yep.
Faction Covenant.
All right, we're going bandits.
Okay.
I'm a bandits.
Okay.
Wait, I'm already in a game.
How do I?
Wait, no, no, no, are you sure you're not just
in that tutorial thing?
Oh yeah, I know what that top cruise is doing right here.
Yeah, I'm reaching Boathouse.
So we have to get through the Boathouse
and then we can invite each other.
They fight each other.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
It was a Boathouse ad.
Get to run to it.
This has gotta be a puzzle game.
What's the point?
It's not a puzzle game, it's a fucking idiot.
This has gotta be a puzzle game.
What is that noise?
I
Don't know bears move like that
Hey, then I think like somebody a bear hopped up on
Method fatted beans on that bridge be careful. Don't you be very careful?
That wasn't a bad. Oh shit
Alright well...
She has it up for me, it's a racist!
Oh, I think I do see her.
See that?
Ah fuck.
What? What? What?
Yeah, stop sh-
It's a sh-
I
These guys keep looking at this. I'm gonna have to do some come on act up they keep getting up
Okay, I'm gonna act up on wait wait
Okay, how do I how do I invite you interaction wait invite the squad okay
Okay.
Did you invite me?
I had to friends, yeah.
Friend requested, they said press F.
I had you to friends?
Okay, and then.
Should we challenge, I'm gonna challenge you to a duel.
Here, all right.
Random.
Do, line.
What?
Wait.
What?
Challenge me to a duel.
Challenge you to a duel, are you sure?
I'll just beat you.
Failed to start dual players not in a squad wait. I know you just enjoyed the squad
Wait dude, oh my god press F go to challenge to a dual
Do you do it? Yeah?
Well bottom left we can
We're gonna gamble! We're gonna gamble!
We're gonna gamble, you fucking gamble!
You're driving anybody to gamble? You're driving anybody to gamble?
We're gonna gamble, we're gonna gamble!
You gotta shout some stuff, we gotta shout some stuff, we gotta fight by the gamble!
We're gonna gamble, 1v1s!
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Challenge Duel, Pop Left, Squadron Squadron.
First, let's go on an adventure to get some money,
and then we come back and gamble our money, yeah?
Wait, just shout, wait, see if you can do it.
I just challenge you to a duel.
Challenge you to a duel, 1v1 at random.
Go to challenge for a duel,
press challenge to a duel,
and then top left, click 1v1.
Okay, I can't, wait, okay, yeah, 1v1, got it?
Okay, it doesn't work.
It says I have it.
You cannot create a duel until you've confirmed
canceled the current one.
What the, what the hell's going on?
I
What oh gee let's just go on an adventure get some body fast
You can't I think you can do yet
You do friend requests from Jack Hunter
Okay, you also don't have three mode on it says mr. Bert peanut above his name. Yeah, it's just close. You have no name, too, buddy
Okay, well fuck. All right, wait wait a group winner group winner group. Are you sure?
I'm sure you can't do it the same zone. Yeah, wait
We how we going on adventure how we go how we going like a rain?
I we have to talk to this guy over here. Okay. Okay. How do you know that wait dude?
There's so many people in here. Wait, you don't see this marker above us head. Oh, I see an arrow above his head. Yeah, yeah
Sorry, I'm busy come back later. Oh, I just learned how to use the PDA first
Shit
Oh my god, okay now right now
Okay, so I step okay
Wait talk to onion. Oh my god, this guy looks like you made onions
Oh what that so much heavy
Oh wait, I talked to this guy, oh wait, pouch a personal first aid kits, right?
Pouch a personal first aid kits, right?
Where's that, I don't see it.
Oh god, okay, okay.
Now we need, oh it says I didn't do it.
Bye, okay.
What?
I'm cheating, this has to be a puzzle game, I'm telling you.
Do you want the money you just got?
Wait, what if we get the money we just got from that guy?
Oh my god, I'm so in.
It's no show.
No, no, wait.
Go see, I can't.
What is going on?
What, man?
I purchased a personal first aid kit, but it doesn't say that I did it.
On the right side.
You have to put a pie in the bottom left.
Yeah, I did you have to buy the pouch not a single one. You're buying that you're buying a single one
The pouch the pouch is the thing that's to the left of that that says
No, I see I don't have anything this is pouch
You walk up and press F on this guy. Yeah, you guys see it on your screen
I see it
Buy a hundred and fifty bullets okay
I
Got it now we give peritoneum and stalker patches. We'd go kill guys I think
Oh
Yeah, I'm consumerist to be packed in the bags. They're not dropped upon that shift right? I
Don't know what's going on
I don't know what's happening
Bro bandits make alcohol in toilets. They are really the bootleggers of PvP. Also, things will laugh at you and what my job wants you to do.
Oh yeah! The boys wanted to make alcohol in a toilet!
There's a...
Hmm...
Wait.
Shop consumers can be packed in a bag and not dropped on death.
Okay.
Yes, there's unpack all those medkits that you got and then we can go we can go out there and fuck some dudes
My god
Wait, wait, you just dropped you make it this guy. Whoa, this guy looks sick. Well
Kill him kill him
We're into starting something. Give me your stuff. Give me your stuff. Give me give me your guy
Okay, you're in my party, so now, interact.
Interact with the exit?
Yeah.
Okay, invulnerability to other players for nine seconds.
Where are you?
I went through, I'm going back.
I'm going back, I'm going back.
Wait, why don't we see each other?
Are you back in?
Yeah, I, I pissed those damage.
I'm not getting worried.
I'm not in a party.
I'm getting worried.
I'm not in a party.
Okay.
Wait.
What game is this?
I don't know.
Press escape.
I see the squad.
What?
Press escape?
Yeah.
You see me?
No.
It says you're squad to the left.
I see.
I don't see you.
Oh, wait.
Inventation sent.
I sent you an invitation.
I see your invitation.
Okay.
Yeah
That was nice you spotted my from peanut and firm
Wait, no, no, we have to how I have to reload
Yeah, I've got a knife
I have these guns. How do I have you? How do you open your between it wait?
He made my guns are locked
Hey hold on, hey you have to drag them, drag them to your image board.
Okay.
I think you're about to get shanked.
What?
What do you mean?
Oh wait, this guy's name is Newbyguide.
How do I, wait, how are you re-boning?
Can I find the wrong ammo?
Wait, Newbyguide?
Oh, we're professionals buddy, we don't need help.
I should we leave this guy into the forest and then kill him.
What do you think, what do you think, yeah?
3, 2, 1, NO!
Why can't we get him?
The pistol is broken.
Wait, why is my pistol broken?
Oh wait, wrong pistol.
What is happening over there?
What the fuck?
Okay, I think you guys are all friends.
Yeah, put this on your ad, Clarksy.
Dude, what is happening?
Okay, okay, this is the starting area, so we can't, I don't think we can kill anyone yet.
Oh, okay, alright, that makes sense, that makes sense, that makes sense.
I think you have to, I think you have to kill the page.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, the white above the head is a good guy, so these guys are all good.
good faction
We can't kill the bandits
Yeah, we're in the band. I think we're in the band it starting area, okay?
My god, I get mine folksy. We're doing all this for free. Okay
Turn around I need my part on em drops from okay. What is this the piggy dead?
I mean those are just allies you can only kill the stalkers. I saw the factions that you chose
that you go see where you go. I think it's really good look at the map. What's that BB sound? So I think
What's up? What's up? We ran out of the starting area.
What? Okay. Yeah. Supposedly we're supposed to do stalkers.
You supposed to do them?
No, no. Wait. Is this your stalker right here?
Why won't this guy just die?
Why does he grab me?
Put on your armor
Yeah, yeah, make sure you have make sure you have your thing. Yeah, well you right you right you right you right?
Okay, we need it
Okay, so we do have to we have to go we have to leave three of the pigs and then we have to go kill three stalkers
Okay, okay
Elude one pig wait, let's go to the stalker camp. We're just talking about
The week I kill a guy
I
You know is this sex
Wait, who said that?
Who said Peter's a sex okay, wait, wait
He was I don't I don't think I'm feeling too good
Wait, why is this great way? No, where are you?
Why can't I kill this guy?
Because he's on our team.
You have rags.
Wait.
Do you have a hazmat suit on?
Put on your hazmat suit.
No, put on your hazmat suit.
I don't have a hazmat suit.
Alright, let's go kill the stalkers over here.
Okay.
You're quick.
We can take this guy to a trap.
No, he's our team. We're gonna go kill people right now
Maybe we can feed him cookies
What's that what's that?
I'm taking okay. This is a soccer camp
Your religion is big Tom Cruise
Okay, that's drop. I guess we're robots, right? Yeah, so they're like scabs
Okay, okay come over here loot this
Okay, we have to we have to kill shoot three of them
We have to loot the green arrows. Loot the green arrows guys. Wait, I see some arrows
wait
Wait, I need stalker patches. I have two stalker patches. I need one more. Wait, how do you have two?
I only have one.
Hey, what the fuck how? Get your scowl zone game up Clownsie
You're talking to a professor right now pal. You're talking to a professor. Hey, you're an amateur
I've been killing stalkers since 1952
How did you get to I'm going to the other stalker camp
Games are you see I'm gonna get you see all the stuff
Now you go into the the
Like the yellow things the piggies and stockers. Oh, do you press M? I'm your rookie investia
Sam yeah
Where'd I go
Right just a
Sooner or later, we'll be able to kill this guy. Okay, so I think after we do this
Then we go around and fuck
I must be really sick. My screen just keeps changing. No one is an epileptic warning up
this game. My screen hasn't been normal for longer than five seconds. How do you not get
the fucking thingy? I never got a rat suit. Okay, well I'm done with this quest. I'm gonna
turn this in and get a gun and go around. Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. I got a complete my question. You see it? You see it?
Running into water, which is radiated in thermal zones, which will kill you.
Oh,
Oh
Fucking hate this guy
Fucking hate this guy. It's some of the bitch. He's just so cool being immortal
And tomorrow's your other month. I'm one shot. Oh, please
Why the starting area? How are you?
Why you I'm killing piggies
These guys just put some up their butts and it's insin I
Yeah, how do you loopies oh
Oh what the
Hey, I okay. I have two minutes
Hey!
What? What?
How?
Huh?
What?
What do you mean?
Are you dead?
I-I can help you, boss, sure.
I got a minute and thirty. Yo, yo, yo, yeah.
Oh, you should want more piggy-tea. Let me just get one more piggy-tea.
Yeah, we have-
Do you have any with the piggies?
No, I-I-I need one more piggy-tea, but it's not giving it to me.
You guys still on the pitch yet?
There's an enemy by me like an actual player
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me see what would pick me that'll be right there I'll kill him for you okay boys
Oh yeah got it got it got it got it
Hey dude I didn't what? How am I?
Oh yeah they sent me a bunch of stuff because of that
There's nobody near you but they sent us one in the top left corner
One one
get it? There's one player. Top left one. Top right one. What is going on? These piggies
ain't dropping pig shots. This is just tree shooting at me. Oh wait.
How do you tell if it's a real player or a robot?
Oh my god!
Oh yes!
Yes!
That guy finally died!
Close, he finally died!
Yes!
Thank God.
Alright.
I have both of the things.
I somehow got the pink thing from killing random guys.
I got the big thing from killing random guys, so I my class is complete. I'm gonna go I have to okay. I'm gonna go back
But you're done done. Yeah, I got are you done done?
How are you better than me?
Well, I mean
Amateurs usually do ask that question and what it is is hard work and determination
Hard work, contamination, and a flat cock.
Is this guy just gonna be back in the thing when I get back here?
At least he's permanently dead.
Yeah, I'm dead, dead.
No, no, the other guy. The noob guy.
Talk to Onion.
Should we talk to him again?
Oh, over here, over here.
I'm talking to Miss onion
My god, you know a player for another faction your death will cause the quest to fail
Go see go see what that's questions to kill a real person. Yeah, well, I'm getting my ass pounded
Oh, bro.
This can't, okay, I think I killed everyone.
Oh my god, yes.
Why'd you guys get shocked?
I'm dead again!
Clownsie, there's a guy with a not a good name
and he's just following me around trying to get my view.
Is he? Wait, wait, press escape and go to turn on streaming mode.
It is on. I'm on show.
Wait, I don't see you on stream mode.
It says your name is Mr. Burnt Peanut.
Yeah, since your name is Clogsy.
I know my streamer mode
because it literally says streamer at my top day.
Um.
Oh, does it?
Press F1.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, all right, there we go.
I'm good.
Now just press F1, it'll hide everything.
Oh.
Hey, ready?
Yeah, but it hides the stuff you need to,
so do it like,
like intermittently.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How are we gonna get a better guy?
Bro, I am dying on the tutorial class, by the way.
Oh, good job.
Gentlemen, we need a better gun.
We have to kill a real version.
Okay, so now we have to go kill players?
I still need that, dude.
I've died to pigs three times in a row, man.
Am I ass?
Yo, I gotta find a gun.
Wait, I didn't get this?
Wait, hold on, wait.
I just buy that?
Oh, shit.
You could just hand it off for the guns over here, boss.
I didn't even have to buy this out of there.
What the hell?
Look at that.
Okay, I'm pressing control light down.
I have to change that.
Okay, they're all dead.
Give me pistol ammo.
We don't, wait, I did buy that?
No, my rumors are the same.
You sure?
Wait, hold on.
I bought an AKS-74U.
HAH WHAT?!
Okay, I'm coming back.
Dude, I just- wait.
My level's not high enough.
This level is not high.
What, an AK?
Well, yeah, but- well, it's not an AK.
It's an AK, I'm sorry for you.
An AK is a completely different caliber.
Okay.
Dude, dude, dude, you bought an AK.
See, listen, I just can't let you say that.
Because I just didn't.
You bought an AK, man.
I just- I can't let you say- I just didn't do that.
I didn't- that's-
It's completely different.
This is a 545, and AK is a 7.62.
That's drastically, drastically different.
AK is 74, you and AK have a both AKs,
but I'm not Snow, but when you say AK,
you don't mean 545.
These are guys with the bad names.
Curious, but I don't know if this will get me banned
for checking.
Okay, that guy's waving now
that he doesn't have the bad name.
So I'm gonna assume yes,
that's the guy with the bad name.
Mystery shop, mystery, mystery shop.
I just have to get some ammo for it.
Hold you, let me know when you're ready to go.
My commuted, P, I got good news.
I'm officially done with the starting quest.
Ah, fantastic!
I died three fucking times.
And I wanna die.
Oh, she ammo is so ridiculously cheap.
I'm getting 120 for 48 rubles.
So just get, I mean.
Wait, how many rubles you got?
I got 1500 after I bought the AK.
Wait, I want that in four.
You.
Hey, but now you got fucking good.
You got so good.
You can fuck yourself, that's what you can do.
I
Can wait I can sell shit, and I I got I got I got I'm buying 450
We need by the H. I the aches the guy the the left side all the way at the end
See him right here
Yeah
Wait
Captain America and some guy from fallout right here along with
SEO the SEO captain America fallout
Mech suit guy and doom
Okay
Where you want for me oh shit, we should give me peace out to get me free stuff
Look at that.
How do you?
Where's the ammo?
What the hell?
Get me free stuff.
No, no, all the free stuff is mine.
All the free stuff is mine.
They're about to fuck me.
They're about to fuck me close.
They're about to fuck me.
They're going to do it.
That guy's jerking off.
I got it.
There's a guy jerking off in the corner.
Close it.
Where's the ammo?
Where did you buy the ammo?
Street fire.
So much stuff.
No, the ammo's the original guy.
The ammo's the original guy.
Why?
I'm getting so much stuff.
Why are you trolling?
I'm getting rich.
Give me this guy still jerking off.
This guy still jerking off.
Run!
Coach, are you ready?
Which one's Coachy?
I'm back. Sorry, I need to find like a stash or something.
They're all yelling at me saying I bought the wrong ammo. 5-5-6.
Is that wrong ammo?
I have ammo for every gun in the game now.
I am stacked.
Hey, hey, wait this guy looks sick. I am oh
He's gonna be first aid
Yes, okay, okay, okay. How do I save this shit so if I die wrong ammo?
I'm gonna be sash with my sash ad
Come on game. Let's go to the stash. It was a session. It was a session in town. That was do anything
My god, I bought the wrong ammo personal storage. Oh, yeah, I see it. Oh, yeah guys. Oh
My god
That's E and then go to stash personal stories at the bottom left
Wait, I have to one thousand sixty rounds for my
I
Thanks thunder
We're good, we're good. Okay. How do I sell shit?
What do I sell shit, I don't know I don't know why so shit
oh
Oh wait, he's pointed. This guy?
Wait, can I use these plates yet or no?
Yeah, let's trade.
OH SHIT! Wait, okay.
You can sell shit.
How do I use grenades?
Wait, come over here and sell shit.
OH SHIT!
Wait, I'm rich.
That's so close.
I thought it would be like, you press G and then you left click and it's just G.
Wait, that guy has a melee. That guy looks sick.
What?
Playing postage times looks sick.
Oh, oh, we're about to go raid this soccer camp.
Am I right, boys?
Wait, do you have any-
Probably aren't me, brothers!
Wait, wait, wait, where do you get that quest
to kill that guy?
I talked to Undy and I've turned in the other few things.
It was, now it's as tough with Goya turn,
but I don't know who that is.
Oh, wait, you can just instantly sell.
Yo, sell over here and press move jump and sell it.
Pick up your even point.
I also have to get some stuff,
but let's go kill a guy, let's go kill a guy.
ready okay hold on I bought the wrong ammo I have to go we gotta go we gotta go
yeah yeah yeah yeah that guy give me something wait I gotta just tell me who
personal storage okay I can put that there cuz he gave me I guess I didn't
put there
Islam oh rags okay we're good ready trade me how do you even do that
Oh, this guy looks sick.
What?
Bring man to me.
This guy. What?
Yo, this guy's giving me.
I can give you.
I'm bad. Please don't bring
your fan base into this game.
It why when I offered
I saw a guy with the n-word in his name in the first five minutes. We didn't prove the place. All right, chief
We didn't put the place. Okay. I want you to how much
Over there this guy just gave me to press here. He told me wait. I'm so bad. Come here. He just gave me goop. Come here
This guy just gave me the most poop ever
What what get over here?
okay interaction proposed to trade okay guys okay okay okay I just got 10,000
five more five secondary rounds okay I don't want to shit I don't want to go
Let's go play the game. I have purple guys. Oh my god. Fuck my ass wet. Where right here right here. Oh, okay
I proposed straight. Okay
That one
This guy's playing the guitar
That's why. That's why? Okay. That's not you? Someone else? That's why. Yeah, that's why.
This guy's trying to try to get me. I have. Oh, gee. What? Oh, gee. What? Let's go play
the game. This guy's giving me audience. I don't want your audience. Okay, fine. Oh,
my God. I'll give it. I'll take the loot. We'll take the loot after. Thank you. I have
Boner?
7-day boner?
I'm going to the other camp.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, where'd you get that quest for the next thing?
I talked to Ogion and turned it to my last quest.
Did I ever get, well, I never got medical supplies.
I had medical.
Oh
Rock ammo this is right ammo 5-5
Wait, I got my kids for you
All right, okay
What if you just die to the first people you see?
It says our server is full by the way, so.
What's that mean?
I think we're probably going to die.
You mean there's like a lot of guys?
Yeah.
Well we need a lot of guys.
Okay, wait, look at the map.
See where we got to go.
Oh wait.
contact area. Wait there's a boss. What if we go kill the boss? There's a boss? Where?
That's M on the map. You see that skull? Oh, wait. Is that where we just came from?
No, no, no. That's far north. We're gonna go kill people. Those are bases. Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna go to the base and kill people. Oh, the enemy base. Oh, god, god. Okay.
Hey, what'd you do?
I only have 120 bullets.
Yeah, I bought only 300.
We buy it.
You have to say, she will thirst for men cannot be quenched.
That's correct.
I have a thirst.
I have a thirst for scotchy.
I'm excited.
I like the gun play.
The gun play.
OK.
I hear a lot of shots.
I hear a lot of shots at you guys, I hear a lot of shots at you guys.
OH SHIT!
Oh!
That's a human bitch.
Don't worry, Cloaksy!
The buggy later is on the case.
If you're going to see this, no need to be afraid.
I was never afraid anyway.
Ah!
Hmm...
Well, it seems like we're converging.
I'm getting tons of radiations be one quick second. I'm growing a third arm and oh, no second penis. All right bonus
Yeah, it says there's players around you be given be given be given be as good
The guy that just ran out of base with me just died
Wait, you want noob guide? No, I mean came in came in who
I don't know
Yes
Oh
You ran past his owner any boss you want to go straight to the camp I think you're safe again
Then they have to fight us because they walk out of the door just like we in your tomorrow
Yeah, guys wait, let's just go right for the camp at Adam and HQ that's an enemy base
It's a stalker base. They have 10 seconds of immunity when they come out so we can't attack them right away
But we'll just wait for them to leave the door
Wait 10 seconds and then
Let it rip
into my coji
Hey, right here coach right here
gotcha!
oh yeah
right
oh
he's a real guy
this real guy
I got him
I did it
Where was he over here? Oh, oh my god
He's dead you guys got like a thousand rounds
Hey boy, oh
It's a I think
I just got one of these medical things and
And like a thousand rounds of 5.5. What was his gun?
I I need some 5.45 if you have any extra. I got like a thousand rounds. Wait. What did I get his gun?
Did you get a gun? Wait, did you get a gun?
Who's that a streamcyber? Hold on.
He brought the only two items I need. And no guy.
By the way, if you equip purple weapons, it will only let you fight purple-geared people in the open world.
Oh.
Are there some ammo that you go?
Oh, you can't loot guns?
Oh, yeah, like that, like that.
Oh, yeah, you stupid bitch, yeah, you're too rich.
Die!
Wait, dude, we could have lifted him up.
What do you mean, lifted him up?
I don't know, I said F to lift up.
Yo.
How do I lift him again?
F.
F's how we're good.
Wait.
What?
Oh
Wait shot shot shot. Oh wait, what can I do this way this way?
Gotta be Zed was killed by a base security guy. Oh, oh
Okay, okay
Because are you fighting fine? I died. What what?
I got another one. I got one tab to reply
I got another one. These are real people. These are real people.
Oh wait, you actually are telling me everyone.
Oh my god. This is a general. This is a general.
I
Is literally just you that's a new base. I died to the turrets. Oh
Give me a hunter daddy
Another one got another one
Oh
There's so much like like five real people okay, perfect, so I don't need my loot back right?
Yeah, I need to be my ammo
This is a cyber support vehicle. I'm gonna hop in the cyber
I don't see them am I going for the loot?
This is intense. This is intense. You the gunplay in this game is amazing
You just killed like a hundred people
Oh
I
Said yeah
Listen
I'm sitting I'm sitting I'm farting I stay farting I say I say farting. Oh, I've never seen the bandit gang what's I
What?
No, you died to the dude who got too close to the fucking thing, that's what happened to me.
You're not allowed to go next to their base?
Hey, why isn't there a warning?
I just, I got instantly rocked!
Who the hell was that?
Okay, okay, okay, I'm on your, wait, can I get you, can you call me?
Uh, I don't know if I can call, I don't think I can, no.
wait where are you on the map I'm here fuck do you know where you died I jumped
I'm like right on the edge of their safe zone I think if you come could you go
so you're gonna die in the season two I don't know
they're more of a warning for that that's crazy are you on the ground right now
come on the ground yeah I don't see you on the map anyway give me a no
Oh
Dear head our peanut
Here just
Yeah, yeah, just Reese one come back. He's gonna come back. I can I can drop you a bunch shit. Oh, I got my weapon
Oh, I see guy. Yeah, supposedly you keep your weapon
We are cooking boys, we are going crazy.
Wait, that guy is solo.
We are really good at this game.
You see this boys?
We are going to get like purple weapons so we can face like really good guys, like veterans
of the game.
Just start pooping.
Pooping.
Unfortunately, this is not a PlexiBee, but there is PlexiBee in the game.
I don't know why he's not using the open room.
Oh.
Oh yeah, wait, I finished my quest.
We had to go talk without it, but I'll be right back.
I finished my quest.
Go back, go back, go back!
He's not out here farming 8 year olds.
Alright, I don't know what 8 year old is playing a Russian extraction shooter game.
I don't know.
I don't think so, dude.
No doesn't seem I know it's got a robloxie, but I don't think it's I
Don't think it's I don't know if that's the case
Oh, I hear a million russians. That's true. They could be a million russians. I suppose
Uh, that makes sense. That makes sense. Let me say
Go on
That guy got away i'm so mad
job
Each new level unlock new content and nice bonuses from the current base. Oh you update the base
No, why?
Because you can update your base
Yeah
Yeah, I can't lose this guy. What the heck?
That's nice
You're not loopy on this
That's nice
What is that costume Peter?
This is Genji.
There's so many shots on here.
My Nintendo.
I will figure it out.
Those guys love to sue people.
It's like a top five favorite thing for those guys to do.
You know, if they put making a good game into their top five favorite things to do, that
That'd be pretty sweet.
Maybe more slam!
I'm sure slam!
You killed someone?
Yeah.
Oh!
Dude, he has so much poop in him.
I'm fat.
I actually have to.
I'm overweight right now.
This fucking guy.
There's still the racist guy?
Yes.
Right as I exited the tutorial,
his name was right in the middle of my screen.
I could reach after that
Yeah, I can reach out all right
Bro, I have so much food I need to run back. Oh, oh my god. I'm so far. There's no way I get back passing up
I'll come with you. I'll come to you
I'll be more than you. I'm actually overweight. I have no stamina. Oh, I
I have so much to supposedly yeah, yeah
Omega
No, this AK was no attachments
Is he nice I did nice. Oh, yeah, I mean you you were fine with it, right?
Yeah, well the AK 34 you yeah, I was cooking I was cooking bars
I
Ran away. Oh, you're in a way. Yeah, I have to go back and sell this shit
I'd never turn my quest down the window yet, dude, wait
Why did a game for you from the Vara?
Yeah, I'm just gonna kill a couple real guys and I'll go back
Yeah, so, it looks like a gear base,
but we got purple guns from that guy,
and if you flip it, then we're gonna be against
other guys with purple guns.
Yo, let's do it.
Let's go get some other guys with purple guns.
I bet they shot.
Oh, don't equip purple, you will fight people
with 10,000 hours in the game.
I think you mean don't a quick purple cuz then the people with 10,000 hours in the game had to face
Yeah, what's she was it? Let's see what's crack like we'll see what's going on
I
See what's going on back lack of
Mr. Cosy, do you have a purple gun that we can both use? I believe
We do
Right we have two of them. Those are two purple guns that you gave us. Let's go do it. I
Bet you will do just as good
$10,000
10,000 10,000 inches of dick in your butt
You're top of the year!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
I think I'm gonna order a burger, boss.
Yeah, you order that burger. You order that burger, you slut.
Burger, no cheese?
One, one, one, one, one, one. You ever play double course? Yeah, I've played double course, that's a good game.
You know what I mean?
What do you say?
No cheese on the burger.
I actually don't particularly enjoy cheese on burgers specifically.
I don't mind them.
What I'm saying.
You know what actually pisses me off?
I have been scrutinized.
I have been made fun of.
I have been demeaned, degraded my entire life because when I go to a fast food restaurant
and I look at the menu there's like six items.
cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, triple cheeseburger,
cheeseburger with bacon, and then like that's about it, right?
Those are the only items.
There's never a burger without cheese.
So when I say, can I please have the double cheeseburger
with no cheese?
They go, when you want cheese, when you order the cheeseburger,
it's the only thing on the menu.
It's only cheese on the menu.
You can't order a burger without cheese.
I'm right there with you
That's a hamburger. Yeah, they don't sell those. I'm telling you next time you go to a fast food restaurant
Look at the menu. There is no burger on there
It is either a specialty burger like a sweet and spicy bacon burger if you like all the regular burgers are all cheeseburgers
There's no just hamburger
Wait if you equip those guns you can't go back to old lobbies ever again
Let's do it.
I'm Donny, Clown Sealation.
These guys may have 10,000 hours in this game, but you know what we have?
Superior intellect.
Uh, we will outwit them, outsmart them, outmaneuver, outstrategy them.
They will not even know we're coming, but we will come.
They have 500 HP to your 100 HP.
They have 500 HP?
Yeah.
People are saying we're not going to run into people.
What do you mean we're not going to run into people?
Because the disposal of the shit that we got
is like super, super, super end game.
Like a lot of people have it.
Let's try it out.
Let's see what's crackle-ackin'.
I mean, where's that happen to me to make a new account?
You just started anyway.
Then we'd have to make a new steam account.
Ah, come on, close.
You'll be fine.
Let's go kill people.
I bet you will be fine, I bet you will be fine.
Friendship, dedication and large quantities of stallion come.
Good job.
Ah greetings town people, greetings!
Greetings town people, greetings!
I have a message for everybody.
I will be leaving this domain and transcending to the purple echelon.
Yes, yes, I know. They're excited. I've got them fiddled.
You have to keep the townspeople calm, though. You can't cause a panic. But,
Buster Sirred, I will be back in this town. I will bless you with my presence.
Get again as soon as I've done out with Closie hunting hunting the stalkers
Look at this one bro, everyone is saying we shouldn't do it. Well everyone said suck me and then
Spit on it
I
Was you calling eyes? I won't do it. I wouldn't do it
They're saying they're saying we'll run it will kill maybe one guy every hour
Okay, okay, what if we just get the next level of stuff like a blue gun maybe the blue yeah, yeah, yeah
How are you a blue gun?
I gotta talk to onion. Oh, I see what you're talking about wait. Hold up. I remember now if you go to this guy over here
it shows you all the rankings of guns right here oh yeah so so white is the
regular so ugly then it goes green then it goes blue then it goes purple then it
goes red you're coming this guy yeah this is the tier of gun we oh shit oh we
can read because we asked someone for a blue real quick wait okay we need green
mode and swamp stone okay wait you sure yeah you trade it that's a lot of green
mold and swamp stone is there any way we can just have someone tell me you
you can buy I have K I have 11k
uhhhh
hello townspeople
I am requesting
a blue
repeat
blue or green
weapon
peace
oh this guy says no
this guy does not
oh this guy is in with it
They not it guys. Oh, hold up. Oh, hold on. Oh, wait a minute. Oh
Well, hold on. Wait, wait someone wanted to trade with me
How much is what was it? Wait bird. Oh poo is trying to trade you
What does mr. Bird open see what's crack like respect like
Oh
Wait, oh, I thought some guys were dropped up up Gulliman is offering. Okay. All right, mr. Gulliman. Oh my god
Yo, you keep replace player names and settings
How do I accept this trade?
How do I accept this train?
Who wears the accept button?
Where's the accept button on the old train?
Where's the accept button?
What are you getting?
Where do you get it?
I just don't know where the accept button is on the train.
Press offer?
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Dude, what did you get?
What do you do? Thank you sir. Thank you miss Coloman. Thank you sir. Thank you
That is very kind of you a fine man for fine man and a scholar miss Coloman
I have a whole arsenal of blue guns that can take over a small nation
Okay
Well, you like one of my weapons
Yeah, where are you? I'm in I'll trade you I'll trade you a purple
Give me that wait. Can you buy a coaxi trade? Who's saying that?
taggy's this guy
This I will become bound if you place it this message by slot. Are you sure you want to bind the item?
I don't know that means sure. All right taggy sits. Where are you?
Wait, which guy which one's wants to trade you trade it
Who was the train? These guys look so cool and we look so dumb.
Hey guys.
What?
Guys!
Wait, taggy sits.
What?
What's going on?
Hey, this taggy sits.
Wait, oh my god, he's giving me alcohol.
What? He's giving you what?
He's giving me alcohol.
You're giving me alcohol?
Yeah!
What does that mean?
that made. Effect is not wear off after death. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh,
shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Closey, closey, closey. Do you want to start
I just got more explosives than actually never mind. I just got so many explosives. Oh my god. I'm going out there and I'm by a fun people's amp right now. So are you in or out are you out?
I
My god
I made a man a man a man. Hold on. I got this. Oh, I gotta trade you a bottle of alchable. It's alchable. I
Don't know it's in the effect is not
Go away on this what happened. Do you want do you want the PBS age? Do you want the
I have a purple gun for you, but I don't know. No, no, no. I know yeah, just throw it away. Listen
Would you want the DP?
Wait, they gave me a mask!
I got that gun! I got that gun!
Wait, this guy gave me so many blue guns.
Do you want the DP, the Mauser 98k or the PPSH? Which one do you want?
This guy is giving me the same guns.
The same blue ones?
Yeah, yeah, I got a DP, Mauser, PPSH and an M249.
I'm leaving right now to kill people.
So how good are these guys gonna be are you guys to be like ten thousand hours or how good are the how good a blue guy's gonna be
Okay, okay, okay, okay? Wait wait let me let me let me let me let me how many hours of the normal blue guy have 5k
Okay, I mean it's it's 10 to 5k. I got me one to 5k one to 5k
hours, okay, okay
Wait, oh, I can't equip two guns at the same time. No, no you can't
Yeah, we gotta move on. Yeah, I gotta find out what ammo or wait, what if I just bring a sniper? I'm gonna kill you
Wait, hold on. Hold on. I gotta find out what ammo this type of takes. I'm gonna handle this type of takes
Probably 7.6 by 54 if it's a mouser. I
Don't know
Armor we any armor we be any okay, wait, I got it. I'm coming
I think I already have already. I already got mole bandage out out to the boys for the fucking
Juice by the way. Wait, there's a way to there's a way to hide a game. Do you want me to tell you? It's fine. It's fine
town people
Towns people I'm making another announcement
I
Eat some of her
I
Tells people are very generous this goes in very generous very generous. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
All right, I'm some
I'm some I'm some good work everybody good work
Let's go, all I have is a sniper, all I have is a sniper, that's fine, that's fine, I
used to get an SOK94 sniper rifle, but I'm not going to use it right now.
Are you ready to go?
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, hey you cow people, thank you!
All right, I'm already out. Are you out? Wait, wait, there's thing I can carry. How many guns you have more armor plates
I already put the other player there right there
Ask the town people for better jobs people have already been very generous with me very generous
Three more planes. Oh my god. Yeah, that's what I'll kill a guy
I have no place wait how do you place what armor do you mom would you like to
know weather boy all right I've got four plates I've got four different plates
we're going all right so where do we go well now we're in a lobby full of better
guys so I said we go let's go to a place with high loot but very good chance
someone runs into us wait wait what if we just go super north I mean that's where
all the guys go you know he'll ice house yeah swabs
to the left of that looks like there's helicopters like blown up airplanes um
we could but what about I bet you I mean this game I mean the way this game
works is similar to the Z where the more north you get the better stuff you get
I would soon right wait dude I see a bandit headquarters with a giant skull on it
the bandit headquarters
With bandit headquarters in North it's harder. I'm
Wait, we got a bigger spot. Wait there supposedly they're saying if we go up there
We'll get one time. Wait. How do you have armor? Do I have armor? Look at me
Wait, how do you
What the fuck is I'm the best player in style zone. I'm the best player style zone has ever seen
No one is better than me at styles and I have acquired all these items to determination and hard work grinding lots of grinding
I'm on grinder. I'm on grinder and I'm grinding on
guys
I'm the best in Sousa. I'm the best in Sousa as well. I want that to be the most notable thing during that speech.
Okay, my guy busted just a little bit.
Oh, a strange pain is inhibiting you. Ah, I have arthritis.
Well, that'll happen, you know, but you're close to you are the riders is very very
Common
Oh, hold on wait a second. I just got mow down this dog
Like you do like you do you just phase quick scope the dog?
Still not busy
I
Got him a second me off
Thank you sir, thank you you've helped the cause greatly
What's that beaver noise? Oh
I'm here
Is it one shot headshot he says the boys I
Don't know I'm asking but I never played this game ever close. He
How would I possibly know that?
Dude, I can't believe you have a armor. I think the townspeople hate me.
I've been giving the townspeople sexual favors in the town bathroom, so I
Can understand that I need more in favor. What if I have I have a gray gun and a blue gun, right? That gray gun's not good.
What's happening?
Oh, thank you, sir.
Um, wait, you alive?
Over that walk over the thing.
Walk over the uh, okay.
All right.
Oh, so now when they came for part of the.
Yeah.
Oh, you advanced.
You run fast with your melee or bolt out.
Those friendly oh
Wait, oh wait
I played a game. Wait. Oh, no. They say it's stalker. Do these have the soccer game?
Wait, hold on. Wait, is this based on the soccer game, but
No shit dumbass
Nothing just just just pondering over here just pondering
but I think I just realized something that maybe nobody else has ever realized
before. I may be a genius actually. How did you have a... you have a new armor and I don't. I'm gonna take this and die.
No, no, you won't instantly die. I'm gonna take you. Don't you worry about it.
I
See real guy real guy real guy real guy real guy
It's human it's human it's human right on me right on me. There's a ton of anomaly. So do you both do you both?
They didn't even get rid of that one right he's up right down here. You ready? I'm gonna jump
Hey, hold on, let me switch guns. Hold on.
Is there a full dimensions game?
I don't know.
Fuck it, we do it live!
Oh, he died.
I must have made him bleed out or something.
Oh!
Turntow!
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Nice.
Yep.
You know how that is with scoops, he just...
Heh.
Brain and uh, it's brain and brain.
Brain and brain?
Hey, I think there's one, I think there's one more.
I think there's one more.
We're guy. Yeah. No, no, no. This is
I don't think we go down there. And that's where the guy I killed him. Yeah, I have so much radiation
What? I don't have any radiation
Yeah, it's probably because you have armor
Certified mid status that's a CBS buddy. I'm not talking about the news station
All right, follow me gang
I
Differently violence game
It's nice to find out now. Oh god, okay. Oh
Let's go to that I'm I'm just what you did out post. I
It's actually the opposite that it's the disputed out of us press one through nine while hovering over an item and it adds them to the wheel
What? Oh
Oh, he can like, hide, he can like, keep on something.
Oh!
Oh, Mr. Undyne is a bunch of wicked men!
Good, uh, bad!
And this is so relevant,
opening some wicked men, good, uh, bad!
Thank you, my boy.
He's Mr. Neo5.
What do you want me to do?
Well, he crashed away.
You get out of here.
He's a Russian encampment right here, do you see his?
Of course, there's 5 cents here.
Like there's loot. See that loot box on the map?
Where's it just- we- we- you know, let's get that loot, but we gotta go to the disputed- who's it is, you know what I mean?
I think- I think we're here right now.
This is the disputed spot?
There's loot right in the disputed.
Hey, hold on.
When is Dark and Darker start- we're gonna do- we're gonna do Dark and Darker like Paulette Kavanaugh.
Have it now, have it.
Uh, there's dogs in there.
She really enjoyed this game, but we actually can't get out of here if you want
Turn on light sources and graphics
It's not sure you for ducking ducker I think he is right he's gonna be a little bit late
That just crashed my game so glad Nick Merz isn't
Right, right, right, right, right, right, wait, wait, what, what happened?
Cause he's not good.
Do we, wait, hold on.
I see we go, wait, wait, they said go to safe zone for do respond point.
Oh, oh yeah.
We can see that.
Yeah.
Stalker outpost.
Wait, are we stalker or bandits?
We're running up to.
Oh, bandit, bandit headquarters for our laps.
Let's go to that.
You know, go to the schoo yard.
Oh, you're right here, look at this.
Bam!
You respawn point made.
Oh, but we left all our townspeople in the old one, though.
Yeah, I missed our townspeople.
Townspeople?
Who is your townspeople at?
Oh, they're in the center.
there. Oh, it's not your pair. Hmm. Oh, wait, hold on. Wait,
Mr. Cosy, Mr. Cosy, Mr. Cosy, Mr. Cosy. Right. It's a it's your
week. Can you ask the dad? Wait, do you have a second? Do you
have a conversation with them? Can you ask them where they're
going to add sex to the game? Please. Why?
this I I just need to know okay this guy you can't it said we're outside the base
so I think we still have to go back to the starting this I'm here to kill I'm
here to kick ass and to bubblegum mr. Coxe and I'm all out of bubblegum you
understand me soldier I'm here to suck guys and chew bubblegum and I'm
I'm all out of bubblegum, soldier.
You see the number at the top left here in minimap?
Yeah, 30.
What?
That means there's 30 players in her.
So whenever that number goes up, it means something's close.
Oh.
I'm going out.
Get me to me to me to me to.
Let's go make our way to the stalker camp.
We include Jai's here to shoot, yeah.
Include Jai's.
We're getting really far north, which is gonna be a little frisky. Be careful.
If you hear a beep, it means the number changed.
So these guys actually have five times the amount of health that we have,
or is that an old Wivesdale?
Uh, I think that's like an end game. I have a hundred health.
I'm assuming since you have blue armor, it's 200.
So I got 100. Well, it's in percent. So we both have 100% health.
Wait.
Got beep? Got beep? Got beep? Got beep? Got any one out?
Got beep, sorry.
You hear that?
No.
They heard it that time.
Yeah.
What is that?
I don't know.
What's that noise?
I don't know, should we look around?
The number's not going up.
Now fuck that beeping!
Wait, shots, shots!
You can be seen louder than being seen faster!
no no you're those shots they need your people here
wait put me I see him
go go go go go go
the AI has to be shooting someone right?
yeah
go go go go
oh that's gotta be real player
that's gotta be real player
this is what?
one down one down
another AI
But I got you to me
I guess they couldn't be shooting the rats
Oh
Get your pocket read jid-dod on a stack
We ran away for the best way
I'm pretty sure he was about to drop a
I got a bomb on a fresh air voice, he's right out of words
Okay, if you look at the map, oh, yeah, what yeah
If you look at they're saying if you look at the map, if you look at this and flashing it means people are doing it
If something's flashy it means what's doing it
it yep I don't see the classic he's only doing it doing what because you ain't doing what the event
what event oh yeah you see how it's like stalker and cam in the stuff yeah you were gonna
Let's use your already out
Instead because of blue deer, okay, there's no way it's dead because we got blue deer
That's not true. That's not true. Oh, Rilla sent me peanut any chance that tonight you play room 40
Fuck yourself died. Hmm in the game of course in the game of course. Oh my god
There's a whole platoon of little pigs
I'm going down. I'm going down to the bed. I put some shoes. What's going on? Okay?
Give a little the fire season enemy bases like right next to it. We're gonna get something on the car guy
I found a good go
Oh, what's going on over yonder mission close you what's going on over
over here
but over here
these are our guys
drop em, drop em, drop em
these are the shit plz
let's get out of here plz
dude, oh my god, wait a minute
what?
press M
and then drag all the way north.
Look at how far north you can go.
Yeah, okay, listen, the board is below us,
so what's doing it?
Let's go kill them.
We just did the board in the lowest.
Where?
It's not there anymore, it's a straight sound,
straight sound like an inch.
Okay, inch, that's fine.
I know, that's a long way, that's a long way.
Everyone's saying X zone, way more people walking.
Really?
Oh, I see him, I see him.
I'm ready to get shot by some.
There's a desert. I think I said it couldn't be in that for there were six. I don't know how many
yeah, I'm gonna map. Oh wait, it says there's two people here being to another. Yep. There's
There's another person probably riding you.
Oh, coming.
Okay, good job.
Okay, I'm looking.
I'm just gonna go out here.
Shh.
Locked in.
It still says to, it still says to.
This is what I'll see here.
Where?
Where is the question?
I
Be sure that number is correct. Yeah, I see anyone
There's three now it's a three now all right. Oh, that's cuz you're here
I need to lose my sit-up so literally
This loot disappear no
Oh my god, oh my god
I just got like some armor pretty simple to something. Oh my god. I need armor. I got
Around along with
I do that one time he's one time. He's only one time. I can't move I can't move
No, you killed it. Yeah
Here's some action one close one close one close. Oh wait. Are you?
I can't move I can't move
No, oh
My god that guy just Kobe the fuck out of me holy shit
You know, there was a carry, I even know that's what I was telling you
You're up here up here up make sure to take an extra ammo and shit
Do you hear up I'm here to die
Go right there were eight on the mini-map. So I know you couldn't get too far. I know that was a thing. I told you it
I know I know
They're gonna take all my shit. They're gonna take all my shit. I
I'm perfect man packs. Oh god. Oh no, I have 15
Yeah
Wait, you keep your armor. Oh, yeah, I do
You can grab ammo and shit?
I got ammo.
I'm good.
We cannot let them steal this stuff.
We can't.
We can't get it off.
Fuck him.
We can go on the bridge and look down.
Is that a thing?
I'm pushing.
We go on the bridge and look down, is that a thing?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Okay, coming.
Wait, you can't go on bridge, you can't go on bridge, it's blocked off, you have to go
through tunnel.
Fucking lock it, lock it, lock it, we need this stuff, we need this stuff.
We can have those medkits already here.
Oh fuck, okay, they're here. They're here. They're here. You see you have to have my kids. I'm low on health
Yes, yes, yes, why are you worried? Why are you but the front? I got another tunnel. They're gonna know where we're coming
I don't see I'm just gonna wait. No, no, right. No, no, behind you behind you behind you behind you
Oh shit, they're on me. They're on me
Oh, she goes into the light.
Yeah, I guess.
Wait, wait, wait, I can't drop.
I can't drop.
What the hell?
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
How do I drop?
Right click, push, drop, drop.
Right click, push, drop.
I can't.
I, oh, wait, drop.
Go.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
Yeah.
Fall back and play Heady again.
Fall back and play Heady.
Oh, you're probably G.
Oh, that's good to know.
That guy has the armor is insane.
Okay, give me that blue armor if you can.
There's another one, another one, another one.
What's the best stuff? What's your watch? I don't know
Is ammo is ammo heavy?
Where's the armor? What's the best time to take?
We're gonna get too fat again guys if you see something really special to be doing it for myself. You're back. We're back
Oh
Look everything they took everything. Oh my god. Yeah, let's let's push over to where they spawn see if we can fill in again. Oh
Wait on on on on was he was he on me look at map with the map
Wait, wait, I was she was
In front of a summer. Yep, three now
I see him, I see him!
I got him, I got him!
Above you?
No one from this rock.
Yeah, okay, okay, that was one of them, that was one of them.
Good job!
Looting, looting.
We don't have a lot of weight.
Another one, another one, another one.
I don't know how to get up.
Usually Viagra, jealous.
for me. Hey, here, here, here. All right, there's four, there's four, there's four.
How do you know that? What the hell? I'm here, I'm here. That's one. Should I want to think?
What the? No one on me. What the? Hey, uh, uh, uh, how do you know that? Shut up. See you in front of me.
Oh, yeah, I feel it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey, hey, hey, you're up there.
No, he's one.
There's two of them.
There's two.
I killed one.
Got one on one side, and the other one on the other side.
What the hell am I supposed to do?
I can't get up there.
We can't get up?
Jump in the water.
I don't know where to go.
Get up?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
My grandma over went free.
Okay.
I'm ready to go
You're re-you're just gonna kill the market. Oh what he said
Oh
the church. It's your first.
I'm looking for you died. I of course. I found you. I found you.
It's your church. It's your church. There's a million in there. A million up by the church.
Is there any way to send stuff back? I don't think so.
I gotta go depot.
Yeah, do a job.
Alright, gotta give me pasta.
Oh, dude. Oh my god. I have three impact grenades.
This is nice. Oh shit, what on me? What on me?
Uh, you are alone.
Oh shit, well.
I've, are you dead?
No, I do a grenade by accident.
Uh,
Okay, wait, I have to buy ammo.
Who's the animal guy?
Alright, come on, come on, come on.
I got a blue AK now.
Is this guys? I'm going to be able?
Is there any way to increase my weight?
Is there anyone increasing?
Backpack? I don't get a backpack. I don't get a backpack. I don't get a backpack.
I don't get one. I don't get one. I don't get one. I don't get one. I buy one.
Don't be fat. That is not very constructive, sir. That is not very constructive at all.
You buy one. Is there one here?
Is it actually with five killings I don't know how you can get everything here
What hello dodge me boom
The bugulator needs your help
He needs the magic three numbers on the back of your mom's credit card and a backpack
Oh
I just got fucking doom armor
Wait, don't equip it don't equip it don't equip it
Like it into the insane. Yeah, it's purple. I want to put it. I want to put this back right on
Backpacks and pouches. Okay, we wait go go go. That's a good man. That's a good man
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh, you need. All right. I have a blue egg. Let's go fucking
fight those guys. Yeah, let's do it. Wait. Is there any way I can cheaply get like a hollow
side of my gun. I don't have a lot. I don't yeah that would help a lot I don't know.
I followed me again all of you. I mean I think I should have one plate and 55%
but they were super wrong about needing extra plates. I've died twice and my plate is even half
I
Got ourselves all attachments wait, I'll wait cuz you'll be meds. I've got three meds
Yeah
Sorry boys. Hey, wait, I just went right and then I said three players
Okay, okay
I'm quick.
Yeah, I'm special!
I'm not even...
What the hell is that guy just...
...nice in the head?
That was an insane shot!
You dead?
Yeah.
Me, we suck.
Now, we get back out there.
We get back out there, that's what we do!
Dude, I...
Where does the...
...instantly go back?
Oh, wait, I've got some meds, I've got some meds!
Here, wait.
I need to get...
...a ammo.
I'm quick.
I
Can't be a snake
Go shout
Was it I can't buy anything more I think I'm this
I will get $300.
I just want to bring this stuff back, you mean?
Okay, yep, yep.
Bro, I can't believe that guy snaked me in the head.
Wait, they're fighting, so?
He might be shooting those AI at the bottom of that bridge, gentlemen.
Okay, I see one.
Oh, I need a-
Oh, shit!
That is not AI.
That's the same guy.
I'm dead again, folksy.
I'm dead again.
Fuck.
Perfect.
So, what do you do with that?
Fuck it. I'm going back myself. I might have got myself
No, I shit on one fuck
Dude this AI here and players. I absolutely curb stopped one now
Wait, they're saying they're saying you could buy red dog from the first zone
I'm going back first up. I might get stuff. I'll go back myself
I
Leave one bag in my god, does it else?
Yes, same I'm 26. Oh wait going right side going right side. I killed one of the juice guy shit. I already lost 40% of my health
What it's another anomaly. Oh
That's going you should you see him no, they're on bridge on bridge
Oh wait yo I think we have a lot of teammates pushing up on this by the way.
Oh I got myself.
I got myself.
Alright.
Push it up push it up.
Okay.
It's too fast to point.
Stay behind.
Oh I'm getting saved I'm getting saved.
All right, I'm thinking right freaking
I see my ship
Not for quite a bit
I need a skull
Turn to them to them up there man
One to a shot, one to a shot.
Half health.
No!
There's so many big guys there.
Help!
Okay, I need to stop swan.
Help me please god!
I need to go back inside.
Please.
King Bon is helping me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sir, you might want to shoot me.
Oh, oh, okay, let's scissor.
Okay, okay, okay.
King Bon is down.
I repeat, King Bon is down.
Okay. Oh my.
Oh God.
I thought I could just.
I need armor.
I'm back here buying armor.
Folksy.
Folksy, I liked it 30 minutes ago
When everybody we ran into was a lobotomized giraffe playing this game
Why are we facing literal gods?
Man, I know we
Well, we have no they have scopes if you need scopes. What do you get? What do you get a red dot side? I don't know
It was what do you what? Well, you give a touch it
I will go to the other side please.
Oh, what is going on here?
Oh
What do they do with a gun I got on the map we only wait well, I don't give you even if I can find the guy I don't think I have any money
I
Have 10k you're $10,000
I killed the guy in the first zone that was group. I've killed tons guys. I just haven't sold any day
So sell shit like you dying boys
He did your hello hello hello oh
Oh
Yeah, I'm pushing back our listeners because yeah, I'm gonna kill you guys grab this stuff and then
They'll be rich
They would expect a third time. Oh, I see what I see one. I see what I see one
She got no way for me
We all know these are good guys these are good guys. Oh
Oh, this is one of the area I'm set. It's too
Oh three two guys have me two guys have me
Oh that's me
Oh my
Where's his boyfriend
Oh he was poor
He was pouring ugly
He said white red.
Where's the other guy at?
He!
What?
Check your mail!
My mail?
Oh
They even mean I mail
You smoke and crack son
Bro cat the tried our kids more and Uncle Sam just sent me 300k
Which is male act
You sound like the career wait, we don't even we don't even have mail on lock
Oh
Hmm
Oh
What stupid?
But you died. Oh my god, you're all the way out there. Yeah, I'm out of your son. I'm out here
I'm here for a bitch. We have to go back to the beginning
now
Well, there's two players. No, it's this guy
Yeah, I'm going to kill people
Yeah, imagine if you had a red dot armor, I've got it on my red dot
I mean you'd find a red dot one of these things
One of these and then one of these PYs. Oh, she's one person real person real person. Okay, you are far brother
Gotcha, but he's poor and ugly
He was poor and ugly again.
I think I see two real people leaving their base right now.
Okay, I'm coming.
Oh.
Same guy?
Wait, was it the same guy?
Oh.
Oh, God, if it wasn't that guy.
Close, close, close.
Oh god, if we met that guy.
Closey, closey, closey.
We're just going through my space.
This one here, this one here.
Oh, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Closey, closey.
We're up, we're up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shh.
Got him!
Nice.
Oh
Wait, Peter just you guys by me
Yeah, we had I see I see I see it. I think I think they're up the hill
Hello, come here. Hello, come here.
This guy.
Hey, Claire. Hey, this is Claire.
Hey, we have three. We have three. We have three.
There's one here. There's one here.
I don't see anyone. I don't see anyone yet.
Do we go in front of me?
You guys, I don't know.
Oh, this is AI.
Go, go, go. Fire somewhere.
Don't get too close to the camp.
We're gonna get shot. That's the camp.
Oh my god, that guy just got killed on me.
There's more, there's more.
Oh wait, that was him, that was him, that was him.
Fuck yeah.
Good work boy, good work.
Oh fuck.
In game.
Wait, another play, another play.
Who just farm these guys?
Right at the base.
These guys, right, they're in the base.
Got me dead.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
These guys suck.
We're that fast.
Oh, there's still three, so what are the areas?
Four, four, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.
He's under us, he's under us.
One's closer, oh my God Pete, close up, close up.
I
Want going again just you just you just you just you oh shit shit shit shit shit
Go for it over on the right
Hi
Oh my god he's stagged he's stagged!
Is he?
No he's stagged.
That one's good. Okay. Where's the other guy at?
Oh, there he is.
Oh.
Oh, retreat, retreat, retreat!
Okay, I have to go to home and do a little stack.
I gotta set this up.
Did you loot mine? Did you loot my body?
Let's hope.
No, no, no. I need your body's fine.
Uh, I got Hassan and died, so...
Oh, no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. What are you doing? I survived and got wrecked.
So nice. The thing's going pretty good today.
Oh.
Alright, back to base boys. Back to base. Follow me again if you want.
But Mr. Koshy, you want to, you need to have to pay.
Dark and darker so.
Do you want to play with us?
Are you, are you, are you, are you.
Oh yeah, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you.
I'm good on that game, but I'll play after.
What?
Ah, you'll come to us.
Yeah, I did that I've tried that game so many times
In my thing I've never played it. I said you have lots of fun. Are you sure?
I'll come hang out have a couple beers, okay. Yeah, come hang out
Well, I'm gonna be playing it alone cuz I just got some business. You gotta take care of some deployments be me for a little bit
I'm so self you saw something
pretty much anyone I think
um
yeah
I want to show some of my shows
I'm so
I can't sell
90% of the stuff I have
90% of the stuff I have.
Oh my God, this worth $5,000.
Cookie Steve, Sam, what's your favorite cookie?
I like chocolate chip.
Daddy?
And I hate oatmeal.
Good question, sir.
Very deep in thought.
I can tell you I'm pondering, aren't you?
Pondering, huh?
I
Fes so many mysteries
Think about
It's the season space time
That's one of those questions. That's just one of those questions
Summit hates that. Oh my god. Maybe it's a sexual tension. It's a very sexual tension
It's a sexual tension. It's a sexual tension. We we I love him
He loves me it's you know that we could never be together. We know it because because society would say
There's six big girthy guys on the map, but now it's not gonna sound too good. I didn't even think about that. Hold on
Cuz
Hold on.
How do I frame this?
That bridge is insane.
That bridge?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I got to sell this hairball to this guy, would say it.
$50 for a hairball.
Give him a scam.
Scam, give him a scam.
On the way back, on the way back.
Hmm
Have a good one tells me we'll have a good one. I
Just saw miss you go a bit again. He's a good man
All right, I'm coming over it last one and I'm gonna play with me. Okay. Oh, yeah
Last one that's a little trip. We have a little piece of dr. Dr. See what's crack-a-lack and see if it's good
Oh, he saw me.
He saw me.
Wait, no, I f**king fall damage me.
Why?
I see what you've done.
I will let him take you south.
I'm bridge, I'm bridge.
I'm bridge.
Move, move, move.
I got you.
Close down.
We'll revenge you.
There's like three up there.
I got one one shot.
Oh my god, there's five.
There's five here.
It's just on my map.
Okay, take your time then.
There's six.
Holy s**t.
There's only three
We kill more
You have night vision to press and
I
Wadami wadami damn spring like five me over game shot keep
I have 23 boss
I said to you backwards
No big
Was up top
No big
No big oh
My god, they're good
We got to find a way out. We got to do a little flicking on him.
Wait, what's flicking on him? What's flicking on him?
We got to do a flicking on him. We got to do a flicking on him.
Hey, you guys on me, Pete!
Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you dead?
Yeah, Pinhead Larry has a shotgun on me.
He's on the roof. He's on the roof.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, it drove me. It drove me.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
Someone, someone, someone, go!
They could burn some of the whole three of them!
Fuck!
Oh, dude.
How did, weren't we just at that fucking base?
Fuck, I didn't know that.
I knew that.
Got that one guy though.
Fuck that guy!
Specifically, fuck that guy!
Excuse me, tell me these guys out here.
Hey, leave me busy.
need business. It's ain't no foolin' around. They like to go crazy. They like to go a little
wacky. Okay, you would think these guys would be stupid. Yeah, no stupid, they are ready
for murder. They will kill their own mother if they need a second time. Take one piece
I'll come to you in like 20. I would do party games side boys, but people usually do party games with art at my house right now
You don't have sex with me
No, you don't want to be talking about it you said
Yes, you want to play Dark and Darker? Are you sure?
Awwww.
You a pole? Yeah, I can do a pole. Sure. I can do a pole. Absolutely, absolutely.
Okay, let me see. Let me see.
What games do we have? We've got Dark and Darker.
We've got, again guys, we can't really play party games too much because
Because
Because gimmick and coconut and John are all in my house and they don't have computers apps
so
I can't believe you know party games
No PC says what kind of LAN party is that sir? This is a LAN party dumbass
This is where I live and eat.
See, my whole house is just computers.
Now, I still have quite a number of computers, but I didn't set any of them up.
I instead got Chipotle, and it was delicious.
It was delicious, and if I could go back right now, I would do the same thing again.
hmm let's see okay let's see wait we got darker darker we got talk off we got
what's another game I can play with only like me and Hanson and close you maybe
Guys, I'm the... I think it's a lot of games for today.
Brother, sister, I heard that he was fantastic. I heard that he was fantastic.
We can have Bee Bee. Bee Bee's not in my house.
Got a funny joke where I'm gonna keep inside too about Bee Bee in my house.
okay okay okay okay okay here we go i'm i'm trying to read i'm trying to read but i'm gonna i'm gonna
put up i'm gonna put up a poem between dark and darker talk off and you guys take a type of defense
oh shit oh god oh god oh god
Oh God! Oh God!
Or this game. Yeah, I can add this game to it too.
Oh, guys, so I want to do Rainbow Six Siege.
I think I'm going to make my first Rainbow Six Siege with Jay-Z.
Okay, okay, I'm going to type in the chat. Here we go.
All right, we go. I'm going to do a pull.
What a pull.
Okay. All right, here's the pull. Here's the pull.
Guys, again, our games are pretty limited tonight
because of our limited pool of friends.
So the pull is going to be one minute long.
It's gonna be Tarkov, Dark and Darker,
or Stavso, which is the game we're playing right now.
Medieval.
Rude scape, they're my daylight.
Body cam, the finals.
Oh, I'm just gonna do the pull, here we go, here we go.
and start it.
Start your boat, start your boat.
Do your boat, boys.
Do your boats, do your boats.
By the way, I will be playing talk
of this upcoming week.
If you guys just, for those of you guys
that wanna see talk of,
I will be playing talk of this upcoming week.
Everyone's saying talk of talk is the way anyways.
All right, talk and talk it is.
Let's ride.
There we go.
When's the Rust event start?
Are you like five days?
That's what we're doing in the Rust event where there's like everybody in the world
there's like Americans, there's like Russians, there's like Chinese, there's like Japanese
and then everybody fights over a nuclear bomb.
I'm bombing Japan.
I've already said this before, but I'm bombing Japan
when I get the nuclear bomb.
This is for consistency purposes.
So nice, we'll do it twice.
All right, okay, let's read the let's play dark and dark guy
Oh
How we got here
Here we go
Okay, doctor. Oh, yeah, I've never played this before so I might do like a tutorial or something. Oh, Mr.
Cosy, Mr. Cosy
You're gonna get streamsite so hard stay frosty peanut
I
Got it
Thanks. Let me know big man. Thanks. Let me know my man. I appreciate that
But don't you worry?
Buggilators got techies. He's got techniques. I've been dealing with hooligans for many a moon many a moon
You will not like it be we'll figure it out we'll figure it out
let's see voice chat on
Maximity
Where's to talk? Oh cozy cozy cozy?
Hey, can you come join me? I don't know how to play this game. I don't know how to play it
Well, I was watching hutch play it and I'm not joking. I fell asleep
What?
Bro that that it's like it's like wizards. It's like oblivion
She got is it not a good game you might like it
Well we can make it five
What will make it five mr. Cokes here
Uh-oh.
I agree to the terms and conditions.
You have a blacksmith account purchased prior to June 7th, 2024 and wish to permanently
Migrate your account to this platform
No, why don't
No, I don't did I nice feel this guy's account
Regis
Oh
It's just if oh
Enter an account name to check for hell. Oh, that's easy
Thanks again guys. Thanks again
If you wouldn't mind to stop stealing my name that would be great. That would be fantastic
right mister there it is there we go right oh oh wizard wizard Jeff Bezos
Hmm folksy with a mustache, huh? Oh, wait. Oh use barbarian. Okay barbarian. Okay guys. Okay
There we go. Oh
God, I thought we just did name checks
What you just said that name was available
What the hell are you talking about?
What?
Did you guys just steal that?
You just steal that right now?
What the hell guys?
Hello my friends!
Oh welcome in Mr. Hodge, welcome in!
Happy Slurz Saturday!
Ah happy Slurz Saturday you f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
We've been having a great time over here!
I love it when you speak dirty to me.
Oh, well, I'll have you up in no oil and sliding down a Wal-Mart Isle.
Now, listen to me, Mr. Hutch, should I be choosing Barbarian?
Because that's what everybody's telling me to choose.
OK, so all right.
I want a whole explanation.
Barbarian.
Barbarian is these, yes, but there is a lot of really good choice.
My husband also doesn't like to use on example. Oh, it's like he has eight people and you order your big Mac with no sheep
And dogs and chickens. This is pretty fun. You can fly
A druid you can change into different animals a cleric
You can heal
You can play music and give us buffs. I mean literally the world is your oyster, P
Yes, is it the easiest? Yes, but it's also kind of the most boring, but oh shit
Why did you lead with that?
You can you can change so
You can all the loot is pretty much shared between all your characters and you can change them at will
You're not like the only thing
That sucks about changing it is that you have to level it, but you level really quick
Like how I change my guy, but who's the right was it?
Close he said that this game is is slow and boring
So I'm gonna do everything about power to make it quick and not work. What's the most fun character?
Most fun character quick not boring I would say I think you'd have a lot of fun on wizard, but you'd also kill all of us
every day
Where's it it is
Okay, here we go. All right, let's ride
Let's ride
Mr. Chewie, Mr. Brownie, Mr. Clark, but that's one good, bad, good, uh, bad
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Yes. I
Oh, I don't know if you're talking. No, I'm no no he isn't wrong
It is slow, but the new game mode makes it a lot more fun. It's just straight up fucking chaos
Oh, it's doing. Let's do it. How we get in?
all righty let me invite you see you my boss you be my boss all righty he's
already with a gambling my name is the mister the bird peanut to its Italian
hello I didn't know you speak Italian wait who are these guys talk to me down
below I don't know maybe people DM you did you get that invite to hit the
to scroll at the top right corner.
Hey.
My name is Jarvis Slactus, man.
Got it.
All right.
Oh my god, some jackass.
Some jackass.
Sobby typing Mr. Bertina.
Logged into the game, stole the name,
and then sent me an invite from setting up
okay you should probably turn off whispers before people start
I KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS
hey whish whispers wait what why why what's just tied the bottom
hey that's people whispering you like a little warcraft
how do i how do i turn that off before they see a slur
I don't know boss
It's already it's bound it's bound to happen. I
It's happening soon. It's happening. I don't know. I don't know. I've never gotten I don't know
I'm whispers in my options. I don't even see my options. I hit escape hit escape options. Hey
Um general has to be under general. Okay whispers whispers. Yeah, but only friends only
Oh, man, ah, hey, like that, hey, so this might be a good opportunity.
It's close.
He coming to play.
Close.
He said he wasn't, but we'll get back to him.
We'll get back to him.
Okay.
We'll get back to him.
This was a close.
He is a fickle bitch, but he is not.
He is not.
He just, he just, you know, he's easy to push the right direction and come on.
There it is.
If he sees us having fun, you know, it was way.
I kept seeing someone span play with party chip and obviously a bunch of guys
Spam play with party chip is that is that like an item or a guy or a a map?
I don't know. I think it's a player now if Cloaksy isn't joining us
I do have killers that I can send a message to and have them in here
um, I
Don't know. I said we go taking dander
Ah
I don't okay wait hold on wait we do we need two people or no no no we can get a random
okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what what wait i'm really everybody we don't
i switch my things anyways um dark and darker i'm changing myself um what do we do we wait wait
wait wait let's try to convince clumsy if that doesn't work maybe we'll go play with this party
God you know him I do not know him. Is it impossible he's a racist? What if he's a what if he's a racist?
It is Saturday. Oh God, and we these reason oh we are we are friends with clothes
Well
Oh
Thank God. He's our racist. Oh
Okay, that was a close one. You never know it's you never know you're being you know, so
Yeah, I'm just changing my team categories. You see it's
You also can put drops in the title there's drops right now. It's absolutely a guy
Just change my seat. I'm just gonna be to say it's almost done. I'm done. Almost done. Almost done. You need two seconds
Seconds boss. Oh, don't you rush me? I'm not watching
Okay, I'm ready. Okay, so first thing we want to do. Yeah, you want to hit on merchants
and workshops and then click squire. Okay, squire, squire is where you get the first
I do when I play this game is talk to this nine-year-old boy
This game you know what a squire is
No, it's the assistant to a knight
and typically is
Yes, yes, okay, okay
I'm in now what you're gonna want to do is is you're gonna pick a hat usually the wizard hat since you're playing wizard
Okay, what's up? It gives you knowledge
knowledge. So your hands you want them to give you knowledge, your shoes you want them
to give you knowledge, your shirt and your pants.
Oh yeah, I got everything, I got everything.
Alright, wonderful. Next thing, last thing, skills. You unlock skills as you level. You
want to hit training or I think it's different on your side. There should be a tab where
you get to pick what spells you use.
Okay, redeemed token?
It is the middle one.
How many tokens?
No, no, the middle one maybe.
Oh, he took it.
Oh, no, maybe the middle one.
Wait, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I accidentally un-equipped everything.
I'm naked, I'm naked.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'll back it up.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back.
Okay, okay, I'll, okay.
Okay, I'm good, okay.
Oh, that was close.
That was close.
Okay, okay, what now?
What now?
Okay, the same shit.
The skills.
Skills.
The same shit the skills skills okay guys skills guys
pretty I'm happy to
You're not the tokens pay not the tokens the middle one the middle one pay spell
No, the middle one of the top he the middle of the top
Now you pick the spells you want
That makes you on the right
That's my stash
No, you were just there click pick skills, and it's the middle one on the right side of the screen
You'll see the spells of different colors. Oh, okay
Wait, I see nothing this different colors. Oh my god
Hey, the middle one there's such a for there's literally no middle one click the
But but God bless it between the perk and the training the middle between a perk and a training P
There's nothing there!
Above the wizard!
Spell?
No shit spells!
No, yes!
That's what I want!
That's really what I fucking want!
Just shut up a bitch!
What we say this for five minutes, that you pick the spells, you pick the fucking spells.
What?
So on the right side of the screen, you'll see the spells.
Whatever you want to play, you'll see the spells.
I've already got fire spells.
I'm good.
I've already got fire.
Well, you definitely want the one that
turns people into chickens.
I forgot the name of it.
Do you have that one?
Transmutation?
No, no, that turns you into chess.
Polymorph.
Polymorph is what you're looking for.
Where is it? Where is it?
Oh, I see it. Okay. I see it.
Okay.
Got it. Okay, guys.
Well, I've got all my spells ready to go. Let's play.
Wonderful. Let's go.
Okay.
Let's do this shit.
Let's RIDE!
How we, we, we, uh, do we get, we, we, we, we, we're close yet.
Can we convince coachy to complain?
Hehehehe.
CLOSE IT!
Ah!
Close it!
Where's this party chip die at? Where's party chip at?
Where's Mr. Party Chip? How do we get party chip?
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know. I don't know I don't know
Oh, mr. Saley fuck off
Just get in there let's get in there and see what we can do we'll get a random this first time
Okay, okay, all right with it then we'll get party chip or cozy
Yes, okay. I don't know how to get point so I don't know how that would work. Let me see
How would I even communicate with me twix whispering me?
tell you something okay I what if you're here we'll grab you next round mother
there's gonna be a lot shut up pussy whoa I'm the commander now look at me I'm
the cop that dough you gotta be on the cop gonna make me have to heal you're
You're gonna make me have to heal those enemies.
I am the cop.
All right.
Look, mother.
Sir.
All right, listen.
So you're gonna pull your spell book out.
Hit one.
Nudge?
All right.
Yep, that's fine.
Nope.
Then you're gonna press E.
Press E, you'll see your spells.
Nudge?
Now all you're gonna have to do is use your mouse
and go to the spell you want.
Magic missile!
No.
Slow down!
And once you have it, you're gonna right click to cast it.
You gotta hold it down.
All right, don't hit me with any actual
Hey, you're gonna kill me with the polybore
Oh, sorry, sorry magic missiles you can't move when you cast in that you have to look at somebody and then do it. Yes
With your fireball
Motherfucker
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
So I'm just sorry, I'm really...
You're not pink!
Wait, so how do I...
How do I catch something and then...
And then get out his menu?
Wait, you just... You just...
You don't have to be in the menu.
What you have...
Now how do I fire it?
Let go!
You motherfucker!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I am going to run out of meds, pay.
I'm going to run out of meds.
All right.
All right, this way.
You can see...
I
You fucking crazy
Okay, all right, but that is if we're getting pushed and you hit one of them with it it will go crazy
Okay, okay. All right
Now you should
And you want to use on the skeleton it may even work. I tried to achieve me so it didn't work
Oh, come on, five.
We're just a giant piece of wood, my man.
All right, now you want to heal.
Press three and pull out your potion.
I'm going to pull my potion.
You got an arrow in the fucking middle of your head.
Yeah
Tab and see where you have your your bandages in your potion. Yeah, I see what I'm using
All right now you just press it disappear twice press three twice
Hey, you put it. Yeah, that's your bandage. Hold left click you can heal yourself with your bandage
Nice God
All right
I'll make sure you heal up mother
there all right come on I'd suck dick it around all right come on you want to
get into it let's do it let's do it me did you spread to this game no you can't
sprint huh you want to put your you want to put your weapon away you move
faster hit it okay
You shot me, you son of a bitch!
I did not stab you, I did not stab you.
He stabbed you.
Dr. Ferab runs to me!
Oh no he runs to me!
Magic Metal!
AHHHHHHHHH!!
Well...
Well.
Oh, what happened?
You know those new guys?
Yes, those are the real players.
That's just absolutely the people that are waiting for us.
I'm not a weenie!
We gotta get party chipped.
We're gonna just die to people.
We did!
Okay, okay. What's his name? I'll find him. He can talk to us in the game chat.
Yeah, he's not cool enough to speak in Discord. Yeah, fuck you. This is great. It was to meet
him. Let's go. Let's make a mess. Let's spin on this party shit. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
know how to get him in here. I'll get him.
He requested how do you request here he is
but no that's rogue keep that guy no that's him that's this class it's
literally not that's rogue hashtag 5629577 you an idiot
You believe this guy?
What's going on?
Uh, Pina doesn't thank your party, Chip.
Can you say something on-
Who are you?
I peed my pants a little bit, I don't know.
I see.
Sal, it's her shoulder.
We've been through hell.
All right.
Guy pretending to be party, Chip.
chip? No, no, no, it's me, I swear. That's exactly what the fake party chip would say.
I suppose we can trust you for a little bit. Maybe a little bit.
What do you think? We can have some of our grains tonight, but we're not going to feed you any of
the porridge. The porridge is ours! The porridge is and, and, and, you only get the, the, the maidens
with syphilis only syphilis made in for him I see yeah only syphilis means for
him hey I see a syphilis I don't know I will have syphilis get in there all right
all right let's ride who's honestly basically like we're playing with
This guy's a furry
Feel like we're in our natural habitat
The games back together chip now napkin a dwarf fatty a kitty cat and a wizard
Okay, this is the start of a really really complex porno
It's about to get crazy here. It's about to get a little crazy here. I want my wizard outfit on.
You have it on. No, I might. Oh, I keep thinking of the fucking Hail Belly.
I mean, that's me Jackass. Oh yeah. No, I've been refined the tea gentlemen. That's what I meant. By the way, my one is the H word is slur.
Bill Billy. No, not no, not him. Yeah, what are we allowed to say that? Oh, all right, there we go. You got the car.
I'll give you a price you got me give me the hit card you get the hit car. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Yeah, why don't we just ask me prices give a discord? I think it's gonna be aint so I don't make it
Yeah, get them in here. I don't know how to I don't know how to fathom even possibly texting this guy
I mean either
So can we twitch whisper by a twitch whisper from a a invite code?
there you go
Right the server copy, and then I'm just gonna look them up on twits
They do party chip
Here we go. It's party chip
now I'm gonna press
Not press follow. I've already fought him for me to move
Yes, there's no need to press that button because it has been pressed long long time ago before the dawn of man
Um, okay, let me see how do I switch with her party sip?
There he is. Okay. There he is. All right. There he is. Okay. I see the discord
Okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We're really about to get crazy now, boys.
This guy's a professional.
This guy, and it's from what I'm here,
this guy's a professional, what the?
Go crazy.
I'm gonna be the best wizard ever.
Use this piece of, ooh, man.
Maybe it would be smart if you started on Barbarian.
No, no, wizard for sure, wizard for sure.
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, wait, welcome in, Mr. Chip, welcome in.
Hi.
What's going on?
We are glad to have you.
Oh, sorry, what's that?
I said we are glad to have you.
I just wanted to know that everybody was saying, please go show party Chip, the ropes go show
party Chip how to play the game.
So we thought we might, you gotta play.
I appreciate it, okay, but.
Good time, good time.
Okay, I have a couple questions before we start.
How much do you guys know about Dark and Darker?
I still wanna know.
Literally everything.
Oh, okay.
Is that what the book called Dark and Darker has to be?
Yeah, do not question me on the ancient scrolls,
where they said, I was there where they were written.
But in case anyone doesn't.
Yeah, just in case there's some idiot.
Yeah, right, right.
Explain everything in the game
Like I'm 5 and I just handle the bottom 8.
Okay, okay, this is a lot of pressure.
Okay, basically you're all wizards so you deal magical damage, right?
So basically, there's a lot of aiming required.
You have a lot of hit scan spells, you know what I mean?
So like, what spells do you have currently right now?
You know, what you got?
I got all the default ones, but I swapped out whatever the hog one,
where I took people to hogs.
And I potted more fireball, magic missile, ice bolt, and chain lightning.
Okay, you should take off magic missile and throw on zap.
Okay, yes, yes, okay, you look you have a good young galore. I got meditate, right?
Yes, he does yes, okay, that's good. That's good. Okay. I think we're good then cuz yeah cuz how she played this for two right?
Okay, wait, I have one question. Can you hear my chair creaking right now? I I cannot I cannot okay good good
It doesn't yes. Yeah, it's not just yeah, so I must say I'm fat, but I'm not
All right. Yeah, I'm eating Lay's Wagyu beef and truffle flavored place chips
Yeah, we already got one fat guy in the group, buddy. All right, you got me some
You got me some of us. Yeah, okay. I'll be so okay
I'll be like I'll be like the witty kind of like main character. I guess okay
You be the witty main character and touch me a fat one. All right, good
Everything okay, are you eating food or something else is going on?
No, I didn't.
It's gonna run in front of me!
Ow!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't like to fight with the squad.
I'm sorry.
I'm feeling, I'm like this.
Everyone's gonna, you guys feeling any trouble for a minute?
I'm sweating.
Yeah, like this guy's been yelling at me.
He ain't supposed to be my teacher.
You gotta be a little nicer to him, bro.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
At least someone had to say it.
This guy's gonna be the first.
Oh, god.
Oh, there's it.
Okay, wait.
I
This is what I usually do with my squads when I can sensors like tension
I make them say one nice thing about each other like you guys say one nice team affirmations. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I
I
Okay, wait, it's my way. Do I am I going first?
You can I'll go first
I
Enjoy the fact that when peanut is dead on the ground because he has no arms and legs
I can pick him up like a grenade with no fuse and hit them potentially in the head with peanut
It's very kind that's very kind that's very kind
I
Like how when I casted my leviota spell on you it broke my staff in half
You fat bitch
Okay, wait listen before we start before we start I have something for you
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I've always wanted a life. I've been teaching any moods for this
Need to live in this font module for gear so when people come to us eventually like
You know what I mean?
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can ping stuff, P with middle mouse click.
So if you can't wear it, ping it and maybe one of us can.
Okay, guys?
Oh, um, seems like we already got some enemies.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think this already is no-re-open.
Oh, no, no!
Oh, shit!
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, shit!
Yeah, that's our shirt.
You're good, you're good.
Is that real guy?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait, that is a real guy!
No, I was a real guy.
Where?
Yeah, this guy's broken up with the pants and stealthy.
Hey guys, someone stealing stuff from my thing.
Someone stealing stuff.
Everything keeps going away from my thing.
I remember seeing a tiktok.
Are you getting caught?
Yes, yes.
Everything keeps going.
Group on me.
Listen, let's get on the rock.
Okay, we gotta hold this rock.
This is what we do.
I remember seeing a tiktok.
We go invisible and steal.
Oh my God.
Okay, listen, just take off.
I'm going to grapple too.
Damn it.
I'm going to appear.
Oh shit, oh shit.
the person that you just saw.
I can't remember how.
It was like the Spy Lawyer Reel.
Click, click.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
That's right.
It was the Spy Lawyer Reel.
I get it, bloody hell.
Oh, shit.
That's me.
Oh, shit.
Just do what you have to do.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
This is so bad.
What the fuck?
We didn't live until I left the setting.
Wash up your door.
Oh, shit.
I can't remember anything.
What the fuck, I got it.
My guy's happening!
I don't know, I don't know! Everybody's coming up here!
Just keep on pushing!
I'm pushing him!
I'm gonna have a break with you!
Just keep on pushing!
I'm gonna have a break!
I'm gonna break!
AHHHHH!
I'm gonna have a break with you!
This is just a dream!
I'm over, I'm over!
Shit!
Get a hook!
Don't hurry me!
Oh my god, it's not as good as this!
It's horrible, it's horrible!
I love you, too!
He's there!
Oh
Oh my god, that was a fun match.
Oh my god, how are we alive?
How are we alive?
I'll let you feed up.
You grab his book.
Yeah, I can.
Oh my god.
Were P died at?
Did I do good?
I felt like I was kind of cooked.
I feel like I was kind of cooked.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm good. I'm not alive. Was I doing good? Is that doing good?
He also has this spawn bug.
Oh, does he actually? Yeah, I'm in a room. Is it okay?
Yeah, we'll get you up here shortly. I think that's like a that like happens like a one-on-one bug.
This game is pretty flawless bug-wise. I wouldn't really
Oh much mind of that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that happens once I was here. I was dude. Let me do
I'm good with my bungalows. I was I was fucking cookin
Bro, you're only I'm not even trolling you're owning you cook that one guy with the fire. Okay. I'm just listen
It since I'm like the sensei around here, I guess right since we proclaim you as a sensei
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, well, yeah, what you like but like
Like um, yeah, you know what you have a point. Yeah. Yeah, but you deserve your way. You deserve. Yeah, he deserved it
Yeah, you're being I you're being very nice
I had to be punished, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Here, look over here.
Watch out for those guys.
Grab all the vests.
Yeah, can I come here, come in the zone?
Okay, okay.
Holy cow!
That was a bug.
That was weird.
That was one of one bug.
I wouldn't pay much mind to it.
Yeah, that's...
Okay, listen.
Quick, the health pot's a min.
You gotta heal before the zone comes out.
Okay, okay.
Wait, I've got three.
You got it?
Drink your health pot,
and then you can bandage all that light red health.
help you know what I mean take the light right at your eating bar okay guys yeah yeah just like
yes the health pot is like a passive pill pee it will heal you over time the bandage is
an instant heal die okay once you finish it it will heal you up for a chunk here equip this just
in case it gets dark i have this spell bug if you still need if you still needs one oh
Oh shit.
There's a bug.
Oh god, I'm hot.
There's a bug.
Like, look at the force real quick.
Just look at it.
Yeah.
Oh, you covered my cheeks right there.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, no.
Just heal it.
Okay, enough homies.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Get out of here.
Wait, no.
Do you want me to stop with my stuff, dude?
There's, you can be a scav.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a scav over here.
Hopefully, you can.
Oh, watch out, watch out.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh
Nice
Take this on the ground take that book
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm all out of that.
Do you have any spells?
I got you.
Press Q, okay?
What's your Q?
Whoa!
Oh, shit.
We gotta go!
Okay, wait.
Do you have the zap now?
Oh, I don't know yeah, I got all my stuff back. Oh my gosh. She would have me. She would have you guys
Not there not there, right, but the aim was the poor things that aim was there though. You did aim hella
So that's like a hit stand so you know what I mean, so it's like a there's no travel time
There's I have my game on 2.0 and still dark as shit. So this game is our come the dark and darker
You got the feet up bro!
Dude, one way, way, way!
Bro, he's running back too bad.
I'm running to you, I'll guard you, I'll guard you.
Wait, watch out.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, stay by me, stay by me.
I'm just joking.
We got a lot of shit down here.
It's another wicker.
We're gonna kill him, we're gonna kill him.
I got a message.
He's right up, you know.
I'm just joking.
Okay, you're ready, you're ready.
I'm playing this.
We're here, we're here, we're here!
right in front of you
there he is! get him down!
man you're owning him you're actually owning him
oh i got him i got him
oh my god he's playing bro
oh my god what chore is this
oh i can't believe you grabbed him and i can't
i can't believe you grabbed him
get away from me
oh my god i can't stop at this one
i can't stop at him oh my god
behind you behind you behind you behind you in that doorway
Even on max 2.8 gamma this thing looks I ate this game is dark and shit
Oh
Oh my god the skeleton got you the skeleton
No
I'm getting word barbarian hashtag one two four three four six seven three killed
It might have been it might have been a scab I'm not even trolling. I'm still it might have been a scab
Oh my god, I'm fine. We got his heart. I'm grabbing his book. We're gonna rescue next floor. Okay. All right
We can get this again. It's fine. It's very good. Hey hold on
We're gonna have to do it. We have to report this
Oh my god.
Something suspicious is going on.
Hodge! Hodge!
This man! I'm still angry with him!
What happened?
He's trying to kill us!
I was trying to kill the skeleton!
You killed my friend!
No, no, I was trying to kill the skeleton!
Motherfucker!
No, no, we're going to rest him. Listen, we're going to rest him. It's all good.
It's all good.
Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm nervous, guys. I'm nervous. I'm really nervous.
I'm nervous. I'm really nervous. All right. Yeah. All right. You got to be careful though. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, that's that's okay, boys. Oh, thank you. Oh, oh, oh, my God. How far are you going to crank that shit until you just realize there's no making it better? Well, I will actually 2.8 gamma kind of help because this, if you look at my screen, this is what it's supposed to look like. And then that's what looks like when I break the gamma. It actually does help a decent bit.
get up
turn game on now
oh
that was pretty good
alright don't go near that stuff
take it
that was pretty good
come on man
I think you can turn
you can turn
oh my god
come pick this up
Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting wizard hammered
Oh
You still have the winces with simplest. We get the unsimplest winces.
You play your cards right? We might let you. We might let you. That's a baby. That's a baby.
You need to use some bandages, B.
No, no, I'm letting Paso be out.
Alright.
I wouldn't.
No, no, we'll send it right out of town. It's dope, right?
so you know I'm meditating then shit yeah I got I got touch me I could use a
baby okay
and also you gotta realize there's a lot of oh watch out there's a lot of classes
like for example we're at right now I wrote to jump out from behind that
I
Be careful
Okay
Landmine is a really big issue in this game. You gotta watch out for the landmine. Yeah
Any class can do it, just walk around and play as good as you can.
Ah, Wizard.
Hey man.
Wizard's in Paris.
Hey man.
Best place to be.
Best place to be? Best place to be?
Expecto Patronik!
That's absolutely about it.
Nice.
Yeah, certain mobs like to like certain spells.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Move on!
Oh, what what oh wait wait take this take the found of speed
Oh, yeah, I feel fast as fuck my wizard
She won't go fucking fast with it
Ranger it's a Ranger he has a bow he has a bow and a wizard effect
Oh sure that was
Okay, we got a we got a healer of a healer
He's so low, he's so low!
He's laced me bro!
I shot at the wall!
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him for you!
Keep it up, keep it up!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm going to get him!
He's dead!
I'm gonna get him!
He's dead!
I'm gonna get him!
Oh god!
I
Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Something bad is happening.
Just wait, we're gonna meet up here. We're gonna meet up here.
Oh no. Oh no.
Who the fuck are these guys? I'm with the bad guys. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Expecto Petronica! Expecto Petronica!
Oh no. Bro. Oh my god.
No
There's one that can do in this game it's clutch for everything all right, that's the one thing that's the one thing I can do
Although he died for this well this game is my life all right
I
Wait, watch out you try to hit you
You let me tell you let me tell you this
This game is impactful action.
I told you.
Listen.
You folks, you must be smoking literal blue crap.
No, no, no.
He's not.
Because the other version where you're just walking around the dungeon, that's what everyone
knows and it is super slow.
But this new mode is fucking crazy.
This mode is sweet.
This is full of players chocolate.
It's looking like a battle royale most of all.
By the way, why?
I feel like I'm hitting these guys with wizards
Zaps and I'm not really and nobody's really dying
No, I definitely want to be a wizard how do I just meet my damages by attacking more damage? We have to lose
We have to lose we have to find you we have to find you wizard ship like
We're not looting at all and these people are looting their spawns getting blues and purples and they can just tank your shit
That's true, too. That's true, too. Oh, yeah, let's wait what what are you have on do you know?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you mean magic. We have all the basic ones on so he probably has
Some bullshit. He should throw on glass cannon. I think if you want more damage you get 20 match power, but you lose
like 10% of your health which is honestly a wizard it's not a big deal
That's not bad at all, let's do that, how do we say it?
Yeah, 20 match power is you're basically like, oh I don't even know how to describe the percentage bro
You get like 20% more damage, how about that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
You go to skills, go to skills
Wait, hold on, let me make sure
Skills, yeah, and then person skills
And then glass cannon is like the cannon thing
Like, uh...
Oh yeah, I see it
Yeah, I would also pay I would also yeah off the electrocute and maybe go
What's that one where he the asteroid that falls from the fucking sky?
Be yours right the bottom one that thing brother that that now I'm gonna tell you something P
You better fucking listen when you call that in
Everybody in the circle dies now if I'm in the circle P
Don't pull it in please God. Oh, yeah
You're dropping pre-issues on our own. Hey, no, of course. I will be I don't worry right before I just say no watch out
Okay, just give me a war. That's all I'm asking. Just say no watch out. Yeah
No, yeah in the entire map. Yeah, no, I know I'm in I'm good. Okay. All right. Thank you
You should remove so much ice bolt and throw on TP for sure
It like gets you out of a situation you'll die in like like a hundred percent of the time if you just keep you wet
It's blank
Blank
Oh, you might not have enough non-cap for it. It's at the bottom. Yes, go down. Oh
Oh
Is the bar is a great out when you say that's great out. Yeah, you just need to maximize the the knowledge the squire
Yeah, yeah go back to your
Yeah, make sure every single piece of your gear has knowledge
I did this earlier we were exactly a stash no no merchants and workshops okay
guys and then the squire okay and then my gear sets okay no no no base gear base
gear base gear I'd and yeah I got your wizard shoes his shoes that doesn't have
knowledge my shower low boots you need low boots yeah well knowledge is that you
need knowledge for the first low boots it's like I didn't know what we're
describing bro they're under uh oh yeah I have no clue how to describe what this is
uh look right now just went right under the red right around and I'm not even
kidding you went right around oh I got it I got it I got it yeah yeah nice nice
not eligible for base gear slots no no no you gotta you gotta deselect the boots
that you currently have on like right click the boots you currently have on
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you call me skinny and you put them on and then you're
Oh, okay. Oh, was that all?
And then we know your pants.
You need different pants, too.
They are leather trousers, what they're called.
Leather trousers.
They look, uh...
They're like...
Yeah.
It looks like you're wearing tight leather.
Oh, it looks like I'm about to get into some BDSM sex job.
I see what's going on.
Red Parris.
What's your sex?
Hello, Mr. Knot.
You and the boys should give space marine to a try sometimes
purging heretics and aliens seems right up your ally
No, I don't have it either he should be fine with what he has
See if you're good. Yeah. No, it's so great out, but that's okay. I don't need it. I don't need it
I don't need it. I think what up
Here we go. Let me let me sort of let me do
Do the flight one P. Do the one with the wings. You can fly in the sky. Yes, you need fly bro
You're five the wings lie
Yes, you literally just start levitating in the air and you can shoot fireballs from the sky
Well, I was my transportation
affecting me or my polymorph
If you miss it applies to yourself. Oh
Wait, is it a skin? Yeah, it's a skin. Yeah, yeah
But like okay, sometimes you can become a crow and you start flying too. It's it's good. It's good
You know, you definitely want to run Paul
It's a zap wasn't doing oh, yeah, we flies. Okay, honestly zaps pretty bad inspire, you know
What flies flies great out unfortunately take take off magic missile and throw on
on. How much men have you? You have room for a two cost spell. So you should throw on.
Bring a good night. Bring a good night. Your letter. So yeah, I feel like it's good to
help you understand. If you look at the bottom, you can see where it says cost limit. Yeah,
here too. That's two points towards the cost limit. You have a total of 26 that you can
get up to hold on let me let me oh you gotta cook real quick let me let me get back here for a second
what we could for a second let me cook for a second absolutely let me cook for a second there's
also one more thing I think you should do not to over simulate you here but under perk and skill
there's something that allows you to cast things while moving so you know how late you have to stop
your feet and yeah yeah you can press e or q and you can continuously move while you're casting
spells that a motherfucker I would try to do that anyways well yeah I guess it
doesn't really matter if you're not running magic missile uh well a meteor
strike you can you can fly and cast meteor strike in the air and move while
he has that ability oh okay okay I'm cooking I got I got myself yeah alright
Let's do it. I have two more points. We see it. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, explosions good as well
Explosions like zap except they explode and it does more damage than zap does. Oh
My god. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do these ones these would seem good. This is what you've got
All right
Okay, oh, okay. Oh, yeah, let's ride
Okay
All right, I will shout out
Like 20 people in our spawn just get ready. All right. What yeah, we got your children as fast as possible, huh? Yes
Missile bag supposed to go here on teams
Oh Mr. Phibs, my boy, that's one good man, good man!
Excuse me, excuse me, please, excuse me, my boy, please, excuse me, my boy!
Uh, TP Best Belt, oh, no, TP is for runners, they're running!
Quidders, cowards!
Alright, if you run before me, we'll die!
Let's freakin' do this.
Oh!
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard
Here take this, take this
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard
Oh, one of me, a Khalifa's famous pearl necklaces
Exquisite, it even says exquisite
Alright
Hey, I got that pussy!
Oh shit!
Oh!
Holy sh-
Yeah!
...What do you mean a video?
Oh
Those are the ones we're already wearing
No, but I think that's one I should have one more knowledge, right? Oh, it does. It's like something
I won't do to myself. Oh, yeah, I thought the old one. They look very similar P1s gray. What's gonna be white?
Oh
It is a salad. Oh, it's pretty good. I'll pick it for you. He go
Oh, salad?
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, I know.
Fireball!
Oh, nice!
Stupid skeleton bitch.
Yeah, it is.
Fireball!
Motherfucker!
Dammit!
I just healed god I got shot at that head
oh he has a gun he has a gun bro
oh
there's a gun with a gun wait wait
yeah yeah get up get up get up here
I'll sit near you bro
there's a black
fireball
oh my god
oh my gosh try shoot
go try shoot P9
yeah
kill the P
yeah
one more one more
oh shit
nice
ooh you suck you suck
Let's go!
Good work, good work, good work.
Oh yeah.
Grab heals, Pete. You can never have too many.
That's you, that's you.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice. How do you quick move?
Oh, that's nice.
I think it's right click to quick move,
shift right to drop fast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do I use this axe?
Uh, you can't, it's not your class.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's, that's, that's, it's like a little tomahawk, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay.
What, you got me?
Yeah, put a box, put a box!
Oh my god.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
Stay back!
DAAAAAAA!
FIREBALL!
get that chain line to go
yeah
oh oh
they saw you
you gotta get back
get back
heal heal heal
you gotta get back
oh you guy
I'll drop you some meds
do you think
holy shit he has a gas
Magic Mitchell!
Why are these spells working?
Magic Mitchell!
I need help?
Yeah.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Magic Mitchell!
Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up!
Oh shit!
Oh my god, did you just...
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Let me use you!
Oh
I was a nice try honest honest I was a nice try I saw the vision with that
No, you see the vision was I have a question
I see the vision you know what I saw as I was running for my fucking life through the doorway
Seven magic missiles slamming me between my fucking eyes
Hey, what the fuck are we doing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm I didn't mean to yell P. That's I'm sorry. You know, I don't know. Maybe it was the wind. It was the wind.
What's with the wind, what's with the wind?
There's the wind.
I have a question too.
Where's the meteor that I called in?
You have to stand still, Pete.
Like I said, there's so many spells that you're casting
that you're interrupting because you're moving.
The meteor, you gotta stand there,
can't come down with your channeling
a sky straight through the sky.
Took her to the hole.
Exactly.
See, why'd you just say something, my wizard?
hahaha
what's up boss i should have said something my back
not bad
how do you know which ones are standing ones which ones are not standing ones
uh there's literally there's only i think it's just magic missile and meteor strike i'm pretty sure it's only two
okay guys okay every other one did you see that fly ones
yeah i really did that was awesome he just started
I
By the way
if I
Talk those guys will hear me right you guys. Yeah. Oh wait. Okay. My chance. Let me okay. Go to you
Okay, go to your settings. Yeah options
Audio and where says wish that you have it on and on proximity, right? Yeah on proximity and
Um, I don't know if I've said the the input for it
So you did because you were talking in game to us. You just got to press B
Oh, yeah, boy, everyone can hear you.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, because they were saying,
Peter, I don't want to kill you.
Did they kill me?
That's one thing I love about this game
is whenever you're fighting with people,
you can talk shit as you're beating their ass.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
We got to intimidate them.
We got to make them feel small.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, let me tell you something.
Killing them is one thing.
That's chill.
That's okay.
Yep.
Talk to them.
I don't feel like a piece of trash in real life.
That's what it's all about.
That's, this is why we clash.
Amen.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Can I say the thing?
What?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's ride!
There we go.
Here we go.
This is our best ride yet.
I feel it.
Do you feel the energy in the air?
I feel my nipples are rolling.
I feel it!
Oh yeah!
Fucking was fucking like...
Oh my god.
You remind me after this round I gotta get a drink.
I brought one in like four hours ago and I haven't opened it yet. Now it's all worn.
Wait Pino, you wanna see someone cool?
Yeah, go ahead.
You'll see this wall right?
Yeah.
Oh!
Holy penta!
Oh, incredible.
Incredible.
Yes.
Would you switch to Rogue?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm on Rogue now.
You see his wand?
Take this out.
Come back.
Oh!
You see that?
You did nothing to me like that.
I'll be honest.
Oh, yeah.
You just want to be horrific.
I mean, it's a good thing.
But it's machine.
It's machine.
We mod them.
We wizard mod them.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
Actually got a cape for you P. Oh nice
Well, I've got a heavy chest to heavy chest
The arcane garb is that seems kind of
Yeah, it's pretty good
Yeah, I got my guy. Thank you. There you go. Take this on the ground right behind you much much
That's gonna give you more memory, and I think you can cast more spells with that like you get more spells. I'm not great
So if you press Q you might be able to have more. Oh, I'm looking wizardy. You see is
Fucking blue gloves on the blue gobs. We come on
the blue as a blue chest over here for you party the same for the blue
right I think you should take that two will one knowledge do you see a blue
love anywhere I think I dropped a blue guy by saying oh these months oh
you want why yeah we need to get you leveled up to okay how do we uh we got
Barrels try to have any knowledge how we know that one
Well well equals magical damage. Oh, got you
With a fucking wizard
Oh my god, okay, they're actually low
You know you've got me just right though. Thank you. I do oh shit. I'll get strong. We're gonna go there
I'm on the back line.
There's a bunch of bees attacking me.
Yeah, you gotta get in your zone, your zone.
Come with me.
Oh, hey.
Is that your drood right here?
There you go.
Show me.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
No!
That's not good.
No, no.
Damn it.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
I think I can grab Pina's heart and then res him.
Oh, my God.
We're fighting crates right now.
Well, wizard is weak.
We shot me guys open this we're gonna go flake
You guys swap it out for the exposure that's what we gotta do guys we got swap it out the explosion
You I see I was zapping them and blowing them up and that was happen. I
Feel like we would do pretty good
Limitless gaming sense every time you open your inventory I can hear your brain
Bro makes the skeletons look like bosses
It's not good.
Oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Whatever.
So this is a good example, but not the right example.
That's not very nice at all.
There's a lot of hiding to say.
I mean, what else can I do in this situation?
If you play with her, it'd be too much easy.
You've hurt me deeply.
Oh.
Like, no.
Honestly, okay.
Honestly, not a lot to learn from that one.
Let's just go again.
Yeah, not a lot to learn.
Hit the ready.
I got my thing for the explosion.
Yeah.
Oh, when they're doing that be when they're like when you see a cleric and he's stopped his feet and he's doing that big circle heal. Yeah. That's when you want to drop that meteor on their fucking head.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, one second here, boss.
Oh, just trying to piece some stuff together
God, okay, I'm good to go
That's a good loadout. That's good. That's good. That's good. All right. That's good. That's good. Yeah, you guys like sweaty
He's always sweat the kind of his weight, but I'm sweat right now. This is intense. This is intense
Let me get let me get my drink. I'll be right back
Get right back! Get right back!
Wait a moment, don't...
Alright.
I have a good I have a good
by the way it's real quick guys I just want to say this one more time for those of you guys that weren't here because I just want to ask you really bad at me at the end of the night but I hopped on two hours early today.
day. We're in the middle of a
two hours early as well because
I have some friends over for the
weekend. FYI, I'm getting off the
midnight CT. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I got two hours early. I got two
hours early. What's the play
there? I got some friends over
for the weekend. Yeah, you should
have run back to the wizard.
Yeah. What's the heal do is like
there's just all their health
back and then roll up. Why is
oh no oh no oh my god i fight what oh my this is just i mean are we
bro what the hell what the well we were in there for 10 seconds
I have an idea. What do you got? I have an idea. I say, listen, I have a hunch that these are
These snipers
Yes, yes
Now think about this for a second what if next time we see 100 men five seconds in the spawn
We just pick a guy and we all start boyping kill that guy kill that guy
That could work
Let me res him okay, please don't be weird
Something bad is happening
Is it better to have the staff out or the book out?
The book, the book, the book.
Oh, how do you use it?
The book and the ball.
Oh.
Look, the staff makes you look cooler about this than his.
And it's true, you gotta do my drip.
Okay, I'll drop T-Mash.
Drop T-Mash.
Okay, hide in the dark water, bro.
I'll try my best.
It's your turn.
But they know.
Like, not anything.
No, I'm gonna come up.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna help you watch.
I'm gonna seal up, I'm gonna seal up.
Just seal up, just seal up, bro.
Just seal up.
All right, listen, listen.
Listen, I'm gonna play dead. If you see someone let me know.
There's one right behind you. There's literally a wizard right behind you. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get him, Hammond!
Alright, get ready, brother!
Oh, that's okay. Listen, I'll follow your lead, bro.
Fireball! Nice!
Fireball!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
I'm killing him, I'm killing him.
One right behind you, do you want to jump?
Oh my god, there's a drop on this bro.
Well, I'm not gonna hit him.
Yo, help us, help us, help us.
The bar games!
Help us, they're helping us.
Everybody calm down, everybody calm down, listen.
We can work as a team.
I got a better team, I got a better team.
Okay, okay.
I'll guard you.
We got to work so you watch too, okay?
Absolutely, absolutely.
That explosion kind of sucks.
It takes like a hundred years to explore.
He was right next to me, didn't get hurt.
You can hit them with the explosion. Try it out on that random guy who's helping you.
It attaches to him in the explosion.
He's our strongest soldier.
Let me try. Let me try.
I don't understand.
You see. You see.
You understand.
Oh, it works.
Oh, he's...
I think he died.
Wait, wait, calm down.
Calm down.
Get away from me, demon! Stay back!
I don't have to push to be on this one.
You gotta be close, Pete. You're too far away.
You gotta be close.
Got me.
I'm going to get the meteor!
We gotta go from these stairs, yeah?
I got a message!
Quick message!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Quick message!
Nothing is here, Jax!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
The soldier's on our side!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my god!
Oh
Are we we tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell
We tell we tell where's it we tell where's it expect over tronics
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm flying out of the way
Let me out of the way let me out of the way
Did I just air broke?
Push push
Quick push quick push
No!
Quick push quick push my wizard
Oh no they're up stupid oh my god I've got some of you
Oh what the fuck!
No!
I'm flying!
You had this run brother you had this run
You got jumped crouch
just keep running you can't stop moving bro expect to open trotem
expect to open trotem
I'm so scared right now
expect to open trotem
supress the fire supress the fire
I gotta meditate
ok ok ok
Come on, let's do it, let's do it.
Clemency, Clemency, Clemency.
I'll do it for you!
Oh, shit!
I'll do it for you, but I'm gonna break your fingers,
I'm gonna break your fingers!
You can't do that, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
You're not good!
Oh wait, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming!
I can't do it!
Oh, shit!
No!
Fuck!
No!
God, oh God!
It cold blood!
It cold blood, bro!
No!
Oh, you're so shameless, you guys.
Hold on, don't worry, you're coming back again, bro.
Hold on, hold on.
You're good, man, you're good.
You're good, man.
Just rest back up, man.
Yo, peanut cipers, please help me, Res, please.
Please, please, please, please.
I'm not finished with my wizard journey.
What the hell, man?
Well, don't do it, we'll get you, boss.
We got you, we got you.
Oh.
Oh my god.
It's a gross loyal soldier.
I'm about 50% on the rise.
Oh my god.
You're up here, you're up here.
Oh, shit!
I'm playing that.
I don't need my shovel, I don't need my shovel.
I'll be back.
I'm playing possum.
I'm playing possum, bro.
Ow!
Oh, no!
No!
Go!
Seductively my goddess, bro.
Damn it.
Wait, where'd you die?
Where'd you die?
There's savages might just be like a chalk the lobby and go
You as fast as possible
There's definitely only 12 people trying to try this go go go go go go go go go go go go we need some counter intelligence
We need some counter snipers on our side
If you want to help us hop on like hop on a cleric, okay, and heal us the whole time, okay?
Oh, that's legit what we need. All right. We need some cleric healing us on the front line
Unique weapons so you can walk faster other coverage you go office. Oh, yeah
Put this public way when you're ready. Oh good thing good thing good thing good thing. Oh
Jesus so much back sweat right now, bro
My moist mess
Well, I think we're all moist. Yeah, we're all moist. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. This is
accent. This is intense. This is intense. Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard,
wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard. My wizards. My wizards. See. Let me see these other wizards.
These other wizards, they do it like us. West side, west side, wizard, west side, wizard,
That's what I said.
That's what we are.
Get in there and show where the boss is.
Amen.
Okay boys.
We're winning this one.
We're winning this 100%.
We are winning this 100%.
I'll miss you Joey.
I'll miss you Taz.
I'll miss you.
Thank you my boys.
Mm-hmm, that did you think goes hard? Yeah, I'm telling you I just like I'm so scared. I'm not even joking. You need to joke
I think I might get sued by Nintendo for having the little ball. You mean like how crazy are they cuz I've heard they're fucking crazy
I don't want to go through a lawsuit with Nintendo all lose
Listen this is where we make our stand on this rock
I might remove it and put like maybe like a power roll ball. That's like close enough
Our world would assume me. He's got some pride to us
Don't put a power of blacks that's like close it that's close that that's close
Oh
You like that bridge, huh?
Good shit on
It's like a bear two bears looking at you recently to do this bro. Oh god
There's a piglet over here.
Where's Ed?
Nice, nice, nice.
He's solo, he's solo.
Where's Ed?
Oh
Nice nice
the thing you should oh my god I just slime we died to slime no that's no
that's all that's a visual bug too oh that's a visual bug guide okay guys
bitch I was piecing that wizard up how is pieces ass up he was wizard walking
Let me tell you, I was piecing him up.
I was about to pop a whistle and cap his ass.
You're doing good, you're doing good.
There's just too many of them, bro.
I go, why?
There's too many of them.
He killed you with Meteorow?
We do some Meteor on me?
We guys, can they see the little circles on the ground
when I like do Meteor and Lightning Strike?
Was that only visible to me?
Wait, there's two Hutchies.
I'm getting word this party.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get a hunch is party to guy's fans
Listen listen I have an idea
Definitely get Jinxie to teach you are six so you can 1v1 supine Apple a battle of the v-tubers
You know because you both have no arms or legs
Which is high-key bad
It is a good idea.
Wait, what happened?
I got out of the game. I have a strat.
I have a strat.
Did you just type in my discord that we're playing wizards?
No, no.
He typed it in the discord.
The strat was to avoid the stream snipe first.
No, he typed it to the entire
molecular discord.
Oh, god.
Look at this.
All right, listen.
and just hide your screen. Okay. Okay. All right, guys. Okay. Yep. Hide my screen. Guys watch.
Actually, let me let me do that lazy guy. Okay. This is not the most secret of discord. I will not
lie. There's quite a number of gentlemen in here. All right, y'all just ready up and I'll
I'll run this up or in the blood.
Okay, that's it.
P.I. this guy here, have you missed any major slurs?
Yes!
What are you, you're slacking, you're slacking, you missed.
And most importantly, we've been doing it all night.
Are you liking the game?
Honestly, fine.
I wish I had died on repeat 24-7,
but I think that'll change with a little bit more practice.
Hmm my bad. Well, I'm here now. Okay, good. Okay, Dr.
Yes, I have gotten word that individuals are going to start being
sauce. If they continue, well, take this as your phone. We have
the dams up in this bed that we so much as they are running at
us. If you continue, you will be sauced off the game and lose
your shit not smart so this is your this is your warning yeah I've been having a
guy spam dog and dog or speed of play on steam and I was wondering I was like
this is a random guy that really loves pocket dogger but now that I now he
mentioned that guy maybe the developer might be all I know is is that if they
They are about to start getting smited, like, perm of smidem, though.
We got Overwatch on us.
Well, I don't know if it's perm of smidem, it's perm of smidem.
I don't know if it's our choice, P.
Okay, okay, okay, alright.
I mean, honestly, I'm having fun either way.
I kinda like the action.
I told you, it's a blast.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm Mr. Wicked, my boyfriend's one good man, good, I'm mad.
Take my what do you see to my boy? Oh?
Now you're gonna get well it wouldn't be able to queue into the next section unless they want
Waited in a previous section. I don't know that'd be difficult. They're already on this place
What? Oh god. Oh yeah. He's your shabby there.
One dead. Fireball!
Okay, wait. 10 seconds in spawn. Pretty good.
Alright, yeah, alright. We're doing pretty good.
Check my the board, boy. We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
And I'm moving up against some pants.
We don't know if you guys see something, we really need voice, okay?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there's the army, got me. Oh, it's just a fighter, it's a fighter, it's a fighter.
Fireball!
Get him out, get him out.
Careful, team.
Oh, 90 seconds!
One, literal one.
Yes, I got one.
Watch out for Ted.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
One for the other?
You any slip on me?
Oh, God.
I'm coming.
Oh, God, oh, God.
I'm here, I'm here.
Nice, nice, nice.
Other ones dead.
All three dead.
Nice, bro.
Oh.
There we go.
You're very good.
Yeah, yeah.
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard.
Jeez.
You're getting pretty good, Ted.
Yeah
No, I had two more reds two more benches out I'm gonna use them
Oh, I've got a ton of that. Oh my goodness and some gestures fans
Oh
Don't worry I've captured the doors
Oh
Your quick meditation meditation careful careful the boss is on you
Okay, Loki, one thing I want to do with y'all, I want to try and do a boss with you guys.
Okay, okay.
Down for that.
Absolutely.
We've got a good score for that.
I'm gonna do a quick meditation.
Quick meditation.
I'm gonna lie in my chakras.
Good chakras, I'm lying again.
He's probably doing shit boss.
You're left with an arm taken.
Um.
You know what?
Okay, okay.
We're gonna do a surprise.
Okay.
We Loki dominated.
I'm not even trolling.
Right?
None of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not even trolling.
Yeah, hell yeah fuck those guys. This guy's suck.
Nice job boys.
Alright.
Aw, let's go try to check the middle of the map.
Panties and hunts party to be talking.
You son of a bitch!
Wait, wait guys, I gotta just listen.
What?
I can't wait for her like hurting each other, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you idiot!
Get in there, tell him!
Stop!
Stop hurting them!
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, family!
Listen, the answer is a violence, okay?
Let's see.
Kindness is free now.
Yeah, pay the answer.
Whoa, what's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Oh my god
Oh
another witch. I saw that he cashed it, that he ran away. It was weird. He was going,
yee hee hee. It was super weird. It was super weird. I swear, I saw a wizard come out of
that door. And then he cashed it. And then he started putting his fingers together over
and over again like an evil villain going, yee hee hee hee. He got him. He was weird.
for like to get the bots up, you know what I'm saying?
I did it.
All I know is it wasn't my fault. That's all I know.
Anything other than that, I'm not certain.
I can literally see P throw his hand out in a fucking rock.
Lends on my dome.
That does not sound like me. No, that is not, no.
Right? Is this guy crazy? Are you talking crazy wizard?
My wizard, my wizard, come on!
My wizard trippin' bro!
You know this wizard trippin' my wizard, come on man!
Who is on my wizard?
Yeah, you're right.
That's my fault.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know what? Let bygones be bygones my wizard. Let's get it.
Let's get it down.
This wizard is done trippin'.
Trippin. I apologize. Let's pop a cap in these wizards ass.
Then amen. Amen. Get off. Get off, my wizard. Wizard,
wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard,
wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard.
Round it round.
You are looking fantastic, Veranda.
The best acid haul of Wizard West, Miss Ronda.
Absolutely stunning.
Now let's drive!
Oh gee, bro. Shit.
I got there the game so well.
I was not expecting that one.
I got that. Keep it on there.
Oh, shit. Yo, check this out.
Yep. What?
What?
It's a whole purple wizard hat right there.
Right here. Wizard, please.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
That is nice.
That is nice. That's nice.
Oh, people, people, we already have people.
We have...
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
These are good guys.
It's the name of Beard Wings and Hounds!
Weapons on the ground, books away!
Oh, my God, wait.
Ah!
My wizards!
And it's X with the ear!
My wizards!
WIZARD!
How do you like such wizard?
Wizard!
No!
Oh my god!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you wizards, thank you wizards, thank you wizards, thank you wizards, thank you.
I must meditate and think about what just happened.
He's very powerful, he's very powerful.
We got a source, we got a source, we're coming in.
We'll quickly meditation.
We'll quickly meditation to rely on the chuckers.
The chuckers, we gotta whack.
Dupers and Gatorade or something.
The bitches are going crazy about it.
Oh fuck.
Oh god.
Dad, dad, dad!
Oh, she wore a orange bra.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god.
WIZARD! WIZARD! WIZARD! WIZARD!
A goblin of a thousand buttons! WIZARD! WIZARD! WIZARD! WIZARD!
I have stolen his sass of great power!
Oh shit!
You want some of this, wizards?
Where is he?
There he is!
Behind us!
I mean, in front of us, I don't know why he's sitting behind wizards.
He has casted the confusion spell on me.
I mean in front of us. I don't want to sit behind wizards. He is cast at the confusion smell on me
Where's that good boy gone Chad said my birthday is on Monday
I love your wand!
And happy birthday!
Oh!
Oh, the good wizards!
The bad wizards!
Is that the bad wizard?
Is that a bad wizard? Is this a bad wizard?
Where's it?
That's my wizards!
We will find it in one!
Oh! My wizards! My wizards!
Where's Ed?
Oh! The tree! The tree!
Oh! We got another healer up there.
How do you like such, Wizards?
Oh my God!
Where's Ed?
I got fireball on you, Wizards!
What is happening?
Ah!
Where's Ed?
I got fireball on you, Wizards!
What is happening?
Ah, we did!
We did!
Oh, watch out for that!
Stomp the castle!
Take him in all costs, we did!
Oh, how do you like this, Quintessence?
Ha!
Take that, Quintessence!
Ha!
You have great intelligence!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, so what's up with the crew?
Oh, oh god!
Oh god!
Oh, by wisdom.
Oh
Where's it
Follow me with it
You better not he was it oh
You'll be punished you not he was it
Oh, oh, this, this wizard like it, huh?
You sick wizard.
Oh, you sick wizard.
Ha ha ha!
You sick wizard!
Ha ha ha ha!
Not the wizard!
Ha ha ha!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Just a wizard prank!
Where's Eds?
Just a wizard prank!
Quite the test!
You'll pass the wizard test!
Thank you. I was in need of a great cleaning.
All this wizardry is to be dirty.
Jesus Christ, bro.
That was intense.
Any many mighty moe, who is the naughtiest wizard of them all?
Notty wizards!
We must go wizards, we must go! Quickly! Quickly, there's storm approaches!
Oh
So there's two different types of portals
There's a blue one and there's a red one the red one takes you to the next zone
The blue one you extract back to your stash
Well, um, whatever that one did you send me the wizard have it
No, no, no, we're just waiting. He's still in the rates. We're waiting on
We're going to head to another map and then after the next map we can go through a red
one more time and we're literally going to hell.
We're going to hell?
Yeah, it's like all lava beach and all kinds of shit in the loot's crazy
You like actual hell
Yeah
This guy over here be anything you found that's worth the damn you want to give it to him and
And how do you feel when you leave?
Like an insurance policy.
Sometimes auto starts acting up.
Wait! I'm the Garbant of Great Fortress!
Oh, damn it!
Very nutty.
By the gods. By the wizards.
the wizards. I was an eye wizard. I was an eye wizard. I was an eye. We're our friends
at. By the way, really quick wizard meeting over here. Wizard meeting. Wizard meeting.
Wizard meeting. Wizard meeting. Wizard meeting. I'm hearing that teething up with other wizards
Ah! Stand back, Wizards! I will handle thine!
There's some more, some more!
Ah, Wizards! Wizards! Wizards!
Wizards! Wizards! Wizards!
Oh
Maybe thank you sir, thank you. Thank you wisdom. Thank you wisdom
Thank you wisdom
Thank you, wisdom. Thank you wisdom
You want to quit this item
Is that good? Is that good? Oh no. Is that... is this good? Is this good? So you just...
Keep it... keep it... keep it.
No, you're strike right now would kill a lot of people. Let's get the hell out of there, right?
Ah! Wizards! Let's group up for a wizard found out!
Haha!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Group picture, Wizards!
Ah!
Don't make it obvious!
Oh, hold on!
Press the wrong button!
Ah, wizards!
Don't make it obvious, okay?
Proof wizards!
But how?
Ah, and everybody smile!
You can't tell that you can't move!
Wait!
Ah!
Wizards!
Come on, wizards!
There's no escape, guys!
Oh, she boots, she boots, she boots, she boots, she boots, she boots!
I'm out of meteors and I'm out of meteors and I just can't do my meditation.
I can't meditate because I just meditate.
Not he was it.
I must do a quick meditation. Excuse me.
Just a quick wipe.
Just a quick, just a quick Willson meditation.
I've seen this before!
Ah! Alright Wizards, everybody!
Say cheese! Everybody say cheese!
Everybody smile!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Thanks, you threw it, bro!
Oh my god!
One second, Wizards!
The photo is a little blurry!
A lot of the...
I think the shutter speed is a little too fast, I...
One second, wizards!
One more, one more, wizards!
Hold on!
Wait, one second, wizards!
Wait, hold on, wizards!
Hold on, wizards!
Wait, hold on, one second, wizards!
What are you saying, wizards?
Hold on!
That guy wasn't smiling in the photo!
One second, still, wizards!
No Wisdom Witnesses!
No!
Hurry!
Good work everybody, good work!
Luda!
Let's go!
We're Wisdom Wrenches!
Oh my goodness. Oh my god this guy had unlimited heels.
By the way gentlemen, I'm sure everyone that was here is watching. Thank you boys for
helping us out. It was a pleasure to have you here. I think we just want to do the
boss on us on our own see if we have the the might the steal thank you boys thank
you boys Godspeed to each and every one of you wizards Godspeed to each and
every one of you wizards my wizard my wizard okay I wish it my wizard Godspeed
wizards Godspeed wizards I like those guys I like those guys this guy's cool
guys these guys we got a couple these are all people
and skeleton is tap-staffing
I have to meditate on this
oh no it's attacking me bro
I forgot the spell boosts my memory capacity
oh you must have all
I have wizard to make
I lost the knowledge here
I have good pieces here
sweet
wait actual player
actual player on me boys
he dropped he's on the staircase oh yeah it's a rope okay
I
Think we should have so many more
All right, I think we reset no bosses red one and no we can go down one more
Oh shit. Oh, yeah, true. Is it better to have three will or two knowledge?
itch
Okay, we got we got one red we got away from where it's the spawn I was better
I'm not gonna. I still take it like you might just instantly get one shot it just
I've been holding my wizard skills for many a movie many moons mr. Party
We're wizard you're not fear watch I will give you a little taste on this spider
Another wizard on me. Oh my god
I'm coming for you.
Please, end!
Oh, that's me, that's me, that's me!
Oh my God, what?
What?
No, I've reached out to you.
Oh my God.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
That was heavy.
Please, end!
My digs!
He's going for the portal! He's going for the portal this bastard!
My digs!
Can you shut me again?
That was a wizard back over there I think.
I think that- No, I was aiming for the portal. I mean the other wizard was aiming for the portal I think.
I saw it. It was a wizard. He ran off that direction.
Shut me down, guys.
No.
Wait, we should chase down the wizard.
Might as well make it a deep number.
No, no, no, you're gonna kill me.
Mother.
Might as well.
Where is he?
Now this guy's still...
I looked into his inventory, bro.
Hell, look, he'll let you...
Oh, it was he.
This guy, this guy. I probably...
Whoa, I really have a hundred badges and a hundred health mode. I can't be the main
days. Drop them out, drop the health and drop the bandages.
I can carry them for you. As you continue through the raid.
How much do you drop? How much do you drop? How much do you drop?
Shit, right click.
You can take all that? That's only half my wisdom push. My wisdom push is my wisdom bandages.
Oh my God!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yeah, that's good stuff.
Let's go.
That was nice.
That was actually nice.
Stand back, Wiggins!
I'll handle this one.
No, no, no, don't eat it!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, okay.
Hi, Mr. P. My girl Alayna and I love you so much.
Oh, no!
Don't be dumb or shit.
Get your luck, here.
Oh, good luck!
One of the easy jobs, nursing.
Right click all the stuff in there.
One of the easy jobs, nursing.
Oh shit.
Try playing video games for seven hours.
Literally, the easy route.
I mean, shame. Shameful.
Honestly, shameful.
You ask me?
Shameful.
Big facts big facts. Yeah saving lives might as well be Satan
Yeah
Oh
You heard him here first guys
Let's loot out. Let's get rich. It's gonna be a tough boss here. You said to be something like level eight
Yeah, this is big. This is big XP and whatever you level up being you're gonna get more perks
You got something on your face. Oh, yeah
You don't see the giant arrow coming from his face?
Oh, it's gone, it's fine.
Oh, oh.
Come on, just watch out.
You're a slother.
No way for like this one.
Oh, equip this, equip this.
Oh, here he is.
What's that mess, bro?
What's up?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, the tunic of a great of fortuna.
The ancient bed is the secret of the tunic.
I already had $3 on my last one, actually.
OK, wait.
I need to show y'all a room.
Oh, what you might have pulled was something scary.
Yeah.
OK.
Achilles heel.
Tendon.
Yeah, I got a meditate.
We got a meditate.
Yeah, I think the old one was better.
Can I drop these two?
You tell me what's better.
The old one was better.
You can middle mouse click, be on both of them.
Oh, you know what? The other one is better. I spoke to us on it.
Oh, okay.
Hey, stand up, babe.
Alright, follow me. We gotta go down and around.
There's a big team at the end of the stairs, yeah?
Dive by?
Ooh, sorry.
Uh, I got both of them on me.
I have never killed anyone with my spout
We sure these bells you something making them I'm killable
all my spells on it
No, okay, okay. I got a message. We I got a message. We should all my smoke on that other guy
What in the hell is that thing? That's what we got a fight, bro. That's what we got a fight
Look here, I kinda wanna let you guys fight this on your own, you know?
Cuz I know how to kill this thing already, so like, if you're worse, like, cinema-
Hey! That's a stupid idea!
Hahaha!
What are you trying to die?
Maybe we'd table that idea, maybe we'd put a bit of it.
Okay, okay.
I thought you'd see this shit, babe.
Hey, like, you son of a bitch!
Oh, shoot.
There's a guy!
Wizards? Wizards?
Oh, thank you, Wizards!
That is true, Wizards!
That is very true, Wizards!
Shut up!
That wizard is kind of bad.
You got to do what?
Use that, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Put that in your hand.
Replace the spellbook.
Okay, drop your spellbook.
There you go.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
Wizard!
Wizards!
No fighting wizards!
Oh! Hey!
The fat one gets a little irritated when you call him fat.
He gets a little rare monsters.
Is either stuff better than ours?
Is this one good?
Okay! Wait, perfect, perfect! Yo, we gotta go to this room.
We have to go to this room, okay?
There's hell of this in it.
Here, drop down right here.
No, okay.
Oh, yeah, wait, oh, yeah, come in.
Oh, yeah, come in, come in, come in.
Yo, I got this cool ball.
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my wizard.
My wizard, my wizard.
It's a lot of grades.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, this, so I fear that once you see the mob,
You're gonna want to call in like a hunch pop. Don't do that. Okay. God. God. You're gonna want to do it though.
Oh no, it's Wiggin' Hunch.
Wiggin'?
I think somebody put in this stuff.
Wiggin'?
Locking in Wiggin' Locking in.
Oh yes, right.
Shoot.
Locking in Wiggin' Locking in Wiggin'
Oh
Where's it?
I'm down there
I'm here over there, I'm far down there
Is there a difference?
There's one guy, there's one guy
Nice
Fuck you, fuck you
Oh
You're not gonna humble me, right?
Wait, what's going on?
Did you say hold your piss?
No, no, no, no, piss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you use the calories.
Wait, I don't think this is that good.
I think it might be better, right?
Yeah, pretty garbage.
But you have to keep that back up.
I'll try to get up.
Oh.
That's good, that's good.
That's good
My way
This is your guy's
This
Where's this
Yeah, we can't let this guy steal
No stealing on board up it is
I bought out of thank you sir thank you
you're my wisdom you're a good man
with it I have to die hey wait what do
you say we would you say
He's right still, he's right still there bro!
Should I take a move? Should I take a move?
Walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
Nice, nice, nice!
Okay, there's no renters here bro.
Yeah, yeah, he's dead, he's dead.
What is this? What is this?
My wheelchair!
What is this?
Watch it, open the blue!
Yeah, yeah, I'm...
Okay, I got a couple things.
No, let's go
We want we why is a shit kind of experience
We're the best with I'm a princess too is that hi
Oh, let me tell you something, whatever I have wizards support me before stream these
wizard potions they hit me a little harder.
I'm feeling quite wizardly.
I'm feeling quite wizardly right now.
Hell yeah.
I am feeling quite wizardly.
Quite wizardly.
Now, my wizards, my wizards.
Are you with me?
Yep, I'm with you.
Okay, you wanna go, open up the menu?
Yes.
What menu?
You wanna go to the top where it says merchants
and workshops?
Yep.
And you're gonna go to the expressmen.
This is all the stuff on the left side
that you dropped off to him.
You wanna select all, and you wanna fill in all stash.
You're gonna have to pay gold to retrieve it.
It won't let me pay the gold.
Yeah
You have to sell some things
Yeah, so sell that little
Smackless it made it list. Oh
Wait, can I sell my other wizard clothes? Yeah, you can get yourself a gold. Yeah, so I sell all of them
Keep okay, keep the cake
Yeah
The frock in the Oracle rope and then you can low key
So everything else was the second thing
For the rock the Oracle rope. Yeah. Okay. Now. Well, where do I sell?
I'm sure it keeps all these
You also unlocked your second perk piece of what you're done with that, I'll tell you where to go
Okay, here's the question though. You guys want to keep going squire the riches you guys want to go
Or yes, the differences
I think
for
Everyone's or p sick. I think we do squire just because it's getting reps in we're getting
In my stats
I'm just you know, just wizard looking around
How do I how do I how would a wizard like me sell these items
Go to the collector the collector
That's not even enough money to get my shit
I'm sure you have a collectible, go to your stash and sell it.
Hit the chest, me, hit the chest, you got any gems to sell?
You got this goblet of good fortune?
Sell that, you gotta sell that, you gotta sell that.
You got torches? You got torches?
No torches, one's not right.
Ah, 50 smuggles, there it is!
There we go.
Gold to get the other stuff to then sell it for gold
Yeah, oh
You see the post express back in the expressmen
Now I quick move this time over here right click. That's how we get
I think you're trying to sell it fast in the fuck bucket.
402 smackers.
Young Rich was in! Young Rich was in!
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, okay, people that go and then go, go by the expressman and click post express,
think it has something.
Uh, okay, post express guide.
Guide?
500, 500, 500!
There we go.
How do I open it?
It's just in your stash now you can spend it. You just stays in there. Oh, okay
You I'm telling you guys this this is a good game
You bro come on
And wait until you start like there's a whole trade if you can click trade at the top
It opens only like like right now it says that's a four days until it's a rusty shackler for
zero one cent. Hey, Mr. Nut, thank you for all the support to us veterans.
For days that market, you should check out a bunch of stuff to the people who go all the way to the
right of shop. I will take a beer and yes, obviously, you can become a croc and dial.
Not sport veterans as a bitch, but any cat you can become close. See a furry. Oh
Fantastic, that's not fantastic
You can click on shop at the top right and you can look at everything. I
Sweet all the shop. Yes, uh
What do I read it?
We're just everything we just everything
Like cosmetics. Yeah, if I press up game will pull up my full name and address. I
I would just I wouldn't yeah, don't okay guys guys. Let's put on cosmetics
Alrighty, okay on a race and that's the different ones that you can do oh
oh okay all right which one's speaking to you out of the skin oh I would say I'm
not gonna lie to you I am fire lizard
100% let's get the game bro you're not gonna get any of that now oh you need
to get your skills click on skills you'll see that one of the little
Triangles that had a lock on it now is unlocked as you leveled up. Oh
Skill and this is why you're also not doing as much damage. Well, how do I do maximum this?
Oh, I want to be a glass cannon. What's my next one? I do. I mean, what are you?
What spell do you enjoy using the most? I like the explosion one where you attach it to them?
Okay
Wait, okay, so do you want to do more damage?
Is that you want to just blow it off?
I want to be once he wants to kill whenever he hits.
Yeah.
He wants to kill when he hits.
Most damage.
If I want to, if I could hit once, I want to get sent to the Shadow Rounds.
Okay.
Manusurge is just 10% more damage flat.
Or you go Fire Mastery, which gives 5% more fire damage
and also applies Burn and Anti-Heal on Explosion.
So it's like, do you want to give them Anti-Heal
or do you want to do as much damage as possible?
Much damage as possible.
I'll do Anti-Heal later.
With the 10% all across the board and the next one you do the fire. Can you get I will see this?
I will not especially with these postings hitting me with it. I
Will not learn to not move
Deering postings
On the bottom of the skill chart you'll see one that says after no no no put that one back
Well, you just yeah, and you're gonna have to remove the sit to learn your spells back
What?
So, you're going to swap out meditate.
Yeah, you got to swap out meditate.
Instead, we're going to have to use campfires to get your spells back.
Wait.
What?
Okay, I'll try and say it again.
So, underneath the skills, you're going to find the one that says you can move while you cast.
No, no, no, you want to leave the spell memory.
I got spell memory 2 now, I got spell memory 2.
It doesn't matter, just use spell memory 1 I think.
Yeah, yeah, just use spell memory 1.
It's cold.
Yeah, yeah, Arcane, it's the second one. It's the second one.
I will be able to meditate.
Yeah, yeah, we'll bring campfires in for you, so you get your spell back.
Yeah, campfires are the same thing except campfires also heals you.
I'm gonna eat a lot of campfires cuz I'm blast.
I'm blast.
We'll bring a lot.
Okay.
Are they cheap?
Also, wait, Peanut, you gotta go, you gotta accept quests, bro.
Quests give you hell of an X.
Which question?
Quest log.
Quest log and like bomb right?
Click on the, yeah.
Wow, 5XP.
You guys, we're good.
Okay.
That was a little lackluster, alright.
Wow, Vimex B, you guys were good.
That was a little lackluster, alright.
Thank you, my wizard, thank you.
Ah, alright.
Wait, I think you might need to spell memory too, to cast spells, I think.
I can't do that!
I knew it!
Wait, you also got a de-equip all the gear you just got, uh, you know
Why I think I want to do it automatically. Yeah, I'll do it. Oh, I'm happy there. Let's play. Let's play. Okay, man
I will be um
While we are going in here, I will be visiting the uh the guild for another potion. So I will be absent my wizards
Have you read back? Have you read back the guild calls the guild calls me I say
All right, be right back with us.
Let's ride!
What the wizard?
The wizard?
Wizards!
Why are we out in there?
Hot screen, hot screen.
Oh, it's a ghost!
A ghost.
My, excuse me.
I just walked out to my kitchen.
John and just out there they destroyed my house. They destroyed my house
They're disrespecting my house. They're disrespecting
You got any plans for tomorrow?
Not really I was gonna kind of just wing it
Lucky was it lucky was it
It's just reminding boys, just reminding you so you don't get really mad at me at the end of the stream.
I hopped on two hours early so I can get off two hours early.
Uh, gimmick, edco, and son are in my house.
What are you playing right now?
Don't get mad at me.
I hopped on two hours early.
Don't get mad at me.
Yeah.
I'm all gonna have group bug sex.
I must get them before they're too tired.
Otherwise the thrusting will be lackluster.
Oh shit! Watch out, Wisin!
I will help you!
Back! Back, demon!
Back! Back to the hell and where you came from!
Oh, that's good to be here, sis.
He has been thwarted with ease.
This is a no chance against us.
Good work. Good work.
Keep on keeping on.
Oh, here you go, Pete. Grab the...
I think you saved me.
I've already got that.
Oh, oh, oh, this one's bad. Oh, my...
Holy shit knowledge three
Any wizards around here
With you guys want to check out a boss absolutely
Oh, John, watch.
Evidence. Evidence.
Ah!
Fireball!
Nice.
Oh, God.
Lightning Drake!
Oh
You have lost your weapon ways
What on earth are you going to do about that?
How about you take some of this, will you see?
Ah, oh take some of that, bitch.
Ah, you've lost your weapon, Wizard.
Not good.
What's happening, I'll show you.
Oh, Wizard.
You can never catch me, Wizard.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
And a big dead.
I'm proud of the effort we've made here, I feel like that was a good camp, a good camp.
Good Tim
We do boys always put any work over there those guys are not feeling good
Yeah, I mean
But you said you want to push or what do you want to do? Hey for effort W for wizard
Live by the spell die by the show
Wizard time shit wizard time
Okay, we're basically about to go to like
I stopped watching two hours ago and you were dead
That's weird, because I read your comment two hours ago and you were a bitch!
And then I just read your comment now and you still have it!
Where's Ed?
Where is he?
Where's Ed?
Oh shoot.
Watch out, I might get some help.
Coming!
Hmm
What piece of magic sort of melee shit when needed instead of that book the book
Oh, do I find it my talk of me going to be now
Right if it's swapped
What was the original point button?
What was the original point button for the swap?
Oh
So you seem to have an arrow in your fucking balls
You will leave that later
Yeah, listen sit down. Sit down at the campfire.
Yeah, I'll just be back.
Yeah.
Do I have to be crouching?
Oh, no, no.
It's like the, it's uh, the, on your hot hot hot.
Gee.
It's a little moon?
Yeah.
Gee, gee, gee, gee.
There you go.
Okay, that's not a lot.
And we're dead.
I say we go back there and we-
Oh, we're for sure going to go and bite this thing.
And we have-
Whatever the wizard version of them, kick their ass!
Can you even think of the wizard?
That would be the pirate version.
Steal their maidens!
Let us smite thee!
At once!
Let's go. They're probably still biting.
Or they just finished.
They just finished?
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, wait, wait.
You want to pop the uh, you want to castle moving?
Yeah
Press your cue
And then I, then castle you can't move
Wait wait wait wait wait
How long does that last?
Eight seconds
How long do I get it?
Uh, I don't know I didn't, I don't know where to look
Oh it's not that long
Ten seconds, ten seconds, ten seconds
I
Way guys listen, we're going to like a dangerous little war zone right so before we go in there
I think you wizard likes me
Okay, watch out he has a gun by the way
How do you like this, wizard?
Oh, I guess you see?
I'm close to the scout, okay?
Yeah, I'm flanking
Hi, close mark
I don't know what you're saying
Take your gun, wait
I'm gonna jump
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you
I'm with you
God, you're gay
That's okay, that's okay
I tried to clear
Take that, wizard!
I'm dead, they're low, they're low
Yeah, yeah
I
oh my god oh my god oh we should click the purple button we should click the
Right, let's do it. Let's do it. We're back down. I backed out here. I'll watch. Oh wait. Oh, are you happy?
I'm are you a series of bugs and insects?
Oh
Press and go to the white circle P. Oh, yeah
All these sons of bitches. They don't know who they messed with. They don't know who they messed with
My jumping peanut
Okay, what's going on?
What happened?
The game ended.
They hit the portals.
Oh my God.
I was so close.
Oh my God.
Guys, let me teach them.
Let me teach them.
I don't think that non-moving thing is worth it.
I think I gotta be on the meditator.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
I'd rather have unlimited spells than, than, than be able to move while I do some stuff.
Hey, whatever you think, bro.
Okay.
I'm not going to move.
Should I bring the crystal ball in?
Um, you can.
It has to be, uh, is it, is it, what rarity is it?
It's blue.
Blue rarity.
Yeah, you can't bring it in.
I
Wish I'm not for meditation again. You know I don't know I want you can I want action
I want action. Yeah, this is the action. I'm gonna go and use the restroom and grab a drink
I'll be back. I do also have to take a wizard whiz if you
Thank you, thank you. Thank you
Wizards
Where's Ed?
I must go to the cauldron to relieve thy.
I will be back in one wizard moment with great haste.
Wizard haste.
I will be right back.
Listen to these tavern tunes while I take my leave.
Give me these tavern tunes as I take my leave.
Wizard.
It's time to go back to the game.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, but I can't just do it anymore.
I can't remember, but it's all right, all right, just dance, just dance, a wicked baby, just dance.
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I
Ever did I ever did
Wizards, oh
Wizards, all right
Okay, I'm full healer now. I'm full healer. I'm gonna keep you guys topped up
And then if we need a melee I can melee too, but I'm not gonna let you stop me. Help me, please
All right.
I'll chop me up.
Me too.
Thomas.
Me first.
No.
No. I cast upon vine.
Penis impotentius.
Now you cannot be done.
No.
You bastard.
You were the wizard.
My angry.
I
What side
Oh, hold on my my potion is exploding. I
Set it down too fast and now my my potion is exploding one second. Don't you love it
Don't you love it. I didn't even feel like I said it down that fast, but like a normal placement
Yeah
I'll just leave all that all the rest of it there.
I forgot to hide my speed.
Am I drinking?
Enchanted Ranger.
Locking!
Hey, meeting, meeting.
Where's the meeting? Where's the meeting?
Calling a meeting.
Okay, I just want to say one thing
Peanut yeah, maybe this round you could hit the enemy team with so-called wizardry instead of me
I can't run. Mother.
Fireball.
My shit seems to be doing some damage now. Oh my god. What's going on?
Fireball.
Oh, my God. May I get the heal sire?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you good sir.
Well, I hope you like it.
Oh!
Holy shish!
Thank you, wizard.
You're welcome.
Ah, yeah, she liked that wizard.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wizard!
Oh, oh!
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, no!
He's dead!
Get back to the house!
Oh, my god!
Hey, spag!
You're shaking, you're shaking, you're not!
No, no!
Oh, shit!
Kill me, bro!
Listen, listen, come on me, come on me, come on me!
Oh!
Back, back, back!
I did it, I did it, I did it!
Yeah, I did it, I did it!
Oh!
Hey, Hattie!
Judge!
One dead!
He's flying!
You're hitting me?!
Hey!
What?
Watch out!
Don't let scouts discharge you!
Dammit!
Oh shit!
Shit!
I'll take them.
Alright, let's get another player behind us here.
Oh my god, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut.
I'm gonna peanut.
Fireball!
I'm sorry, good for me.
Where'd he go?
Above!
Here!
Alright, right here, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut.
There!
That's off the wall.
Wait, I gotta come and see you.
Where are you?
Oh
God all right, listen when he's happy, I'm gonna meditate and then I'm gonna revive both of you guys at once, okay?
Yeah, yeah, this is burning. Okay
I'm out of spells completely
Very interesting
He replaced the lighting spot. Yeah, I've been after the round
Remind me after
Thank you sir, thank you sir
Alright, there's a res down here, should be chill, and there's a couple of mobs though.
I
Would love to be raged that sounds
I
Saw a guy in my chat campaign that he can't make jokes anymore, so I took this message history the very previous chat was gained off the gay
That'll happen oh
I don't have any so hot no I have nothing
Say, do not do that.
Okay, what did I just say you asshole?
What did I just say?
You're going to wizard prison.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Take that wizard!
Oh, I'm so dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Still paining.
Oh.
You know, I'm going to you, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, break the thing behind you over that.
Oh.
Nice. I'm not taking you to the bar now.
I can't take this.
Oh.
Nice one.
I can't see nothing.
Fuck you
Let me also
Oh
Where's that right hook
Just go out the way we came
We're gonna res him down the floor
Follow you follow you
Did I eat his heart?
I don't know how many heroes I'm about to die.
Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo take these take these take these.
Y'all pop these immediately yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo go go go go go go go.
Oh my god.)
You can't die.)
I'm never die, I'm never die.
You banishing? I'm dropping you more banishing right here.
Keep going, keep banishing.
You're going to hit these Reds or we're going down.
go go go
Oh God, he's screaming
Okay I have one camping, I should also clean up
Okay, oh God, you should be good
Oh God, oh God, oh what the, oh what the fuck wizard
Oh shit, okay alright good work, good work wizard, good work
okay okay yeah that was yeah okay I'll move up a snack
Starvin, I'll be back. Okay
Fuck you peanut
What'd I do?
I'm seeing fireballs blow up on my Johnson, and I know it ain't them
I know it ain't them just cuz I blew your Johnson just means we married me with it
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, what the hell could a wizard get some respect around here damn
him. Yeah, he was stepping on a line. Yeah, don't step out of line again, wizard.
Yep. Serious wizard consequences.
Okay, by the way, I can't use half of my my spells because I don't have clothing
on or whatever.
You take these, bro.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Yeah. Okay, that's not gonna. Can't fire one more time. Also, but I'd like
You take this
You know what okay, I would do it for the funny ha ha's but I feel like we're in a dire situation, so I'm not gonna do it
I was gonna yeah, you were gonna be a game stop and a protest
Let's give you the business
oh shit another team another team oh my god oh we're so fucked we're so fucked we're so
Of course! Of course!
Impeccable! Impeccable!
Oh my goodness gracious!
Oh my!
That might be folksy!
He's a furry!
Indubitably!
This place is your grandest tale, your grandest tale, Wizard.
All my grandest tale, ah, there was a new dragon that exploded in the fire deep.
I went in with an army of ten, ten of us, which battled.
Only three remained at the end.
The beast ate my bread, and it sent right off.
It was frightening.
AHHHHHH!
That tale was frightening indeed.
You weren't lying, Wizard.
Oh
Thank you, is it? Thank you. Thank you
I think you was in here have some knowledge
Second
stand still I must cast I must cast the handsome spell on you you'll become
incredibly handsome no other no no winches can resist you
you you'll be so handsome that no winch can resist you no winch will ever be
able to resist you again you will have a chiseled jar of sculpted by the Greek
God's
Excuse me gentlemen, excuse me, give me a second
One second wizard I have to make you handsome wizard. Oh, no, I must make you handsome
Oh, I must give you them. Oh, thank you
I
Had some this are you so?
We must try harder and CBS are you so?
That's him you you will be handsome
You know so handsome. I'll be alive, bro. You will be so handsome
Oh, my God.
I bought him a spouse and I also can't catch one of my spouse.
Oh, God.
Oh, you're hitting.
Oh, God.
Thank you, my wizard.
Sir.
By the gods, you were strong.
Oh.
I must, I must meditate for just a moment.
And pop a quick eight million to life.
You'll increase my dexterity by two and my knowledge by one.
Willpower will also be increased by two percent.
Ah!
Yeah, we are not, bro.
You're ugly allow me to fix that
I have to fix your ugly isn't what oh my god, you will rival that I've even had some squid ready
Say come back say you have a foopa and an undefined jawline
I must fix you
I
Missed meditate for a small small moment. Okay. I'm tired. I'm a wizard tired listen listen. There's a bossless map
We have to kill it
Oh wait hold on yeah, I can use some wizard drinks. I don't have one of my spells
Okay, I'll take it
Oh, that did not unlock them.
Sir, can I have your farmer's hat?
Can I have your farmer's hat?
Oh, I cannot. Never mind.
Ah, this was a trap!
We got we got a good hot job quickly at once
Is really been turned up of leaping this game this guy's really quiet
Yeah, I hit escape, go to audio, try to turn it up today and then it's gonna be voice output
volume max that bitch
We can try to rest.
I think that was not correct.
It is.
We try input.
Talking game so we can hear you.
Hello, hello?
Hello?
Okay, I'm just testing the new boy volume.
Okay, good.
No, he wasn't.
I thought you were correct and you're pretty in figure.
Ha!
I thought you were correct.
I don't know me.
I don't know my name.
And some other stuff.
Don't treat me wrong.
All right, that'll do.
Thank you for watching.
Where's it?
You're going to get a shot!
It's shot!
Oh wait, we're about to use the zone bro.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, we can do it.
We can do all the healers.
No levitating, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no.
You know, if you know that I can heal the stride I got a straight.
You can heal the stride.
I'm gonna watch.
You're gonna go get the boss.
No, no, no, no, we have to roll
No, you got this, let's key do it
I don't think he can do it
I can do it, I can do it
You can't do nothing
I can do it easy
I see someone up there, do you see that guy?
You see that guy?
I should keep going
They're fighting crazy, bro
They're up top, I can try to sling them
Fuck their ass!
Okay, you have to go a long way to get to know him.
Careful, careful.
My middle name is careful wizard.
It's not. He always says his middle name is careful. He's a liar.
Well, your middle name is Klaestral.
What?
That's right. Oh shit! Oh god!
Take that wizard!
How do you like this wizard?
Jake, you had no way, baby!
Get on the ground!
You gotta be out of your deal, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
You like that way, baby!
You got to survive with it!
No!
What?!
How did I die?
Because I didn't think whenever I do a wizard attack, they just fucking walk it up!
For they wizard attack me!
Come back here.
I got you my shit fucking cake dad!
I'm gonna get a run, I gotta run, gotta run.
Oh shit, oh yeah, guy, guy, I'm on it, I'm on it!
AHH!
This was just faster.
Oh no, be careful!
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay.
There's a couple of us.
Oh
No, I can't kill him
Are you guys crazy? Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
I mean, yeah, it's just...
I'm just... just killing me, bro.
Just killing me, bro.
It's over.
Oh.
Not a wizard master, Peter.
Yes, I am!
I just don't have to not die. It's crazy!
Oh, yeah.
If I do something wrong, we need to take...
I take a potion before the fight, so I'm always...
Oh, I'm always- did you see healing?
How much are you doing so different?
Oh!
Oh wait, do you want to tell us to get a bargain?
No, let's get up!
Okay, but I'm a slider, I'm down below.
Oh yeah.
Get them boys.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's hot.
I'm literally stuck in a room that I can't open the door to.
Hahahahahaha
This is miraculous, what the hell?
What the hell? Jita open door?
What are you doing?
Shoot.
Damn.
Alright, what's the problem?
Make the door and break it open!
Are we being super duper serious?
Are we being so fucking surreal right now?
Are you serious?
Guys, I just got tricked into killing myself.
He said, he said G was dope in the door.
All right, let's go again.
Okay.
I'm getting better.
100%.
I can feel the wizard energy coursing through my veins.
I'm getting better.
Hey, I really do think you should find a spell that you're not really using and take teleport
You got all those situations when you get up and you're like I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die you can literally just teleport
15 feet away from anything that's that's hurting you and you're safe. No, I already have the fly spell do that I
Think teleport better than fly. I would do the teleport and then I'll do zap
Okay if you're going Zab, you should go Firemaster I think.
Which Firemaster?
So that's a fire spell so you do 5% more damage and it also puts a burn on it and you get
like a bunch of them since like you know.
I don't know what you mean.
Wait wait, let me see your shroom.
Oh no, it's a perk, it's a perk sorry.
Oh god, okay guys.
Yeah, sorry sorry.
And then put this mana surge here.
Yep, oh, you got it. All right, all right, all right, let's ride.
Let's do this shit.
Do you want me to leave?
The idea is, well, 10, 16.
How about you, my question?
It's my wife's birthday today.
I know.
And who have been a huge source of joy for us both?
Can you wish her happy birthday and curse her crops?
Yeah, plus luck.
Happy birthday to your wife, May.
Her crops wither into dust and rot in the dirt forever.
Get bent, you cheap fuck.
Very welcoming birthday celebration.
I uh, may I apologize on behalf of mr. Frog. I'm not quite certain what he what he went by that also
um us also I
I may I apologize one more time mr. Frog
Um, I do not know why I'm staying so I would I would just say I would happy
wife
Happy birthday
Open a screen she could live magical activities magical activities
I've completed my quest a thousand powers
Let me hide my screen
I'm getting word to use the crystal sword
Yeah, for sure. What is that? Where do I get it?
Um, where does he get that?
Oh, you're gonna want to go to the squire and equip.
Right now you probably just have the staff.
I would have replaced your staff or, yeah, if you have the staff, I'd go book and then
short as your second item.
Yeah, yeah, not that.
The sword's really good for clearing mobs.
yeah why the hell did I even have the staff I don't know you just look sick
with it honestly I just wanted you to struggle so it makes me happy when you
struggle you get mad at your gaming chair or climbing up a mild flight of
stairs I'm about to throw you down a little flight of stairs you piece of
shit hold on hold on wait a second hold on wait a second hold on now wait a
That's very kind of all this time. That's not very kind at all. It's not very kind to say it all
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You better be you give me all worked up
I'm sorry boys. I'm sorry. You give me all worked up. Then you expect me not to start watching a
group is flustered
Yeah, oh the Goopa does get flustered. That's okay. That's okay
Dude earlier when we thought I thought it was something with a peanut sound boy
Oh, you see that's the that's the problem with the stream sniping banning them type of things
She was touched. That's why you gotta maybe got a little bit more diligently
Well, I'm gonna be honest. I think that they can probably tell now
I'm not I don't want to put words in their mouth, but I think they can probably tell the difference between oh
Look, it's peanut and hey peanut. Hey peanut peanut
Goopa! Goopa! I'm a wizard peanut! Hey peanut!
Well, is he a wizard?
You know, I think there might be a good way to tell it there.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay. Listen, the plan for this one, we gotta kite.
We gotta kite up.
Absolutely!
BLEH! DRIVE!
You
Oh
Oh, yes, yes
I might be
I just uh, I just tech so hopefully what is tech mean
Oh
Tech means tech
Take these quickly hot
So I want to dig around
all right you have to whip my penis out and tell you to take that oh you wouldn't
know don't do that no I'd be so mad I would be I would be livid do not with
you penis up no no not oh my god I would be I would be I would be beside
myself. I would be beside myself. I'm telling you there's gotta be like developers of this
game and like his secret twitch uh twitch names. I've got a saying wait this game's
Yo, he's got me
Listen, I'm out of you
He's on his way to you
Step back, wait, Jen
Yeah, yeah, my wizard
Got me
Got one
Help me
Meter strike, meter strike
Get, get, get, get, get
Nice
Oh, no, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone
Oh, the door broke, the door broke
I can't use my zap anymore. I must have swapped something out for it.
I swapped my robot. Let me put that back. There we are. Okay, I'll use it again. We're
You're a pop pop a health box. Yeah, help box. Yes
Look at this bad boy
We should try it out I agree
Yeah, yeah, Perry Perry hold up the Perry. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. Now. I'm gonna hit the tip of the wave. Oh
Oh, you hit smack the tip, smack the tip a little.
And then right click after that, right click after that.
You got it, you got it?
Wait, I'm holding down right click to do that in the first place.
I can't really right click.
Yeah, okay, once the hit's your blade, then click right click, if that makes no sense.
Well, I'm already holding it, okay.
Yeah, and now right click again.
Oh my god, we try that one more time?
Hold on!
He's ready!
Oh my god!
Look at that!
Oh god!
Now you're learning, bro.
I didn't even know that.
Oh shit.
Grab this.
Wait.
My stomach's kind of hurting guys.
What?
I don't throw up.
Are you going to poopy?
Oh my god.
Oh lucky me.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh zingy.
Oh three Doritos local tacos.
Two nukes.
Oh and a large octopus.
The lettuce had to be with the lettuce.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm wizard high.
Oh god.
Lucky us. Thank you for letting us be part of that.
Yo, soul.
I don't know. Good.
Do you have jig to celebrate the wizard jig?
Come on.
Oh
Merry this pussy
Please the son stop stop a son
Oh, thank god
You dirty dogs. Oh god. Oh god. How was it close man? I was close just a sound just a sound
Well, thank goodness. I thought it was another something else sound and vibration. That's it sound and vibration
I
Listen
We're in the oh wait, we're in the wizard meeting spot hold on
Yeah, wizard meeting was a meeting was a meeting, okay
Yeah, I can zap with my sword out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can beat like the spell by hovering clear selection
Oh, yeah, okay got that
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
What the?
Oh, shit.
Ah, I got it.
You here?
Hmm, it's a bit of a highlight in the game.
Oh, fantastic! This is a good game. This is a cool game. I like this game.
You know, it's free to play on Steam or not?
I'm telling you, something weird is going on over there.
Something weird is going on.
What's that as it is? Is it in your Twitch or your YouTube?
This game can't be free. X, Mace, Mace, Mace, Mace, Mace, and Blink.
What's this game?
It's free. That's the weird part. It's a bunch of random names.
I think there's a chance that the devs are like logging into like regular random twitch accounts and it's free
Well, now I can't tell who's who because now my bug names are doing it
But for a moment there that's what that's what was happening. We can smoke right now. I'm okay. What is fair?
I'm okay. I'm gonna see you
How about these markets?
It's dead, it's dead, it's dead.
Excellent one, thanks.
I guess it's free, that's right!
Free to play!
Actually, I'm back to shit.
Excellent question, everybody!
I'm pretty sure it tastes never-
Okay, my friend's making that noise around me.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Got it.
I feel good.
So many good questions, so many good questions about the price of the game.
Mike, look at the corpse!
No!
Yeah, I just walked into mass murder of every barb
and barbarian dammit
things
behind you behind you watch out
oh you're working
oh
nice
oh my god
hi right there
that was looking crazy
take this take this
you look here
thank you thank you
I would be honest, I kinda shocked myself with that one.
Hold on, wait, where, where, where are the gear?
I think I have any good gear on me, dude.
Looking for will and knowledge and nothing else right?
I was got five magic protection potion
oh no he's running he's running get back here wizard get back here I will
smite thee with ease
oh look at him look at him he's been here
hahaha
fireball
hold him too oh i got him i got him
fireball
explosion explosion oh my god
I missed, um, apparently I'm not bad.
Oh, nice whack!
Oh, my body went flying on my screen.
How much did you kill me?
I haven't been there with you suspect.
I'm not your live voice.
I'm not your live.
Oh dead people up here. Oh, there might be someone in this room
Very good
Oh
there was a team of three
they killed me and then they ran away
oh my god where did they run to
pino where the where are they
happy time
i shot them run down them
i shot them run down them tell them quickly
before they get away
where i don't see them though pino i think you're just hot
there was three of them there was a warlock
a wizard and a mage
and then
did they have like a disability
so
Oh
This isn't good
I got it.
It did not go well, dude.
This did not go well.
He's keeping them in the storm right now.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, should I kill him?
Oh, you can't actually answer me.
Yep.
I swear all these mods are actual players by the way
Oh
So, um, come back up again?
Yeah, I'm like super loud, I'm just healing right now.
Okay, buddy.
We got a rat, we got a rat, get up.
You're about to be alive, boo!
It's the red one.
You see these moves?
I got some tech for us, let's go straight.
if it'll die my god
I'll just go die
back up
I'll just go to shield ring down right now
now you see he's still up
okay okay, to shield up
to shield up full
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This guy's nice. Nice. Nice.
I can't hit it.
Who's Mr. Amp?
Oh my god. You're my spyder, bro. I'm not even trolling.
This clip can't get published, bro.
Okay, nice. Nice. Nice.
Heal! I'll shoot a heal. I am. I am. I am.
Okay, okay.
No, I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead.
No, no, no. I'm alive.
Just keep healing. Just keep healing.
Where's the circle? I got the death streamer.
Anthony, carm pan.
Oh
Okay, I'm gonna kill this mobber here
Yeah, here it goes away
Now we use a dead dude. Oh God. Oh
Listen, oh, this is so bad. We've sat here for so fucking long
Yeah, just leave me. I'm trying to get to you, okay
We're gonna lose one
I'm gonna pass the boat. It's never gonna first off. I'm sorry. It's never gonna first off. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I get it
Oh, hello there
No!
Ah, passing fire and then stepping in.
An interesting technique, was it?
I do it!
I have no choice!
An interesting technique, was it?
Right to the right to the left, was it?
Ah, a most fascinating technique.
Wait, wait, this is the dead end.
This is the dead end.
You gotta go, gotta go.
Uh, oh, jeez.
S-S-W?
W-S-S-W.
Oh
No, I peanut soul my soul
your soul heart your soul heart oh I made a deal I was on Twitter and saw
they are spreading lies about your lasso run was not legit what was it
What?
Where's like what?
I go to Pina's chat.
I say that I can do it.
Wait, this game is like all for some chatters.
Wait, this game is free.
Yeah, you see that?
What's about the game being free?
I can never, I can never mention anything.
As soon as I do these fuckers, they just fuck with me and I can't tell who, who's who.
I was saying it's free because it's one of the dance or who's a freak is one of my guys
You could never take anything seriously
Where is the extract it's gonna pop up right here?
Okay, listen
It's all too though, you know?
Dude, what is he doing?
It's a risk.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah, it's just free, gentlemen.
It's free.
Don't wolf right now.
Is there any way to get our souls back or no?
No, no, no.
Aww.
Well, okay, Loki, if you depot everything good into the expressmen, you could just leave.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you could just kill yourself.
Depot like, oh whoa, whoa.
In game, in game, obviously.
In the game, obviously.
In the game, of course.
Not enough, bro.
Let me talk about it.
You got it dude this shirt is looking good. You gotta get that shirt some how in there everything else
Yeah, that's good
Okay
Blocking boys watch this shit
You're a legit stuff the lies that's what I'm saying what you'll never be this good
Oh
I'm ten times the way that you ever will be
Not no arcane magic you do not know
Frosty also spell yours us. You're not gonna love yours
You do not know any of the basic wisdom spells. Do you call yourself a wizard? Absolutely not
The fake ways it fake ways it
I
Did you
Okay, hudge.
Alright, you gotta a little vision in front of you, alright?
Get on this platform, look up a little bit.
Look up a little bit. See that guy in the sky right there?
Aw, fuck me.
Listen, this boss is one of the easiest bosses in the game, alright?
Yeah?
He looks easy.
Looks like a bitch.
I mean, honestly,
come on, give up now.
This is the easiest boss in the game, right?
This is the Wizard Hitler that we were discussing earlier.
Oh, Wizard, what?
Oh, I'm Wizard!
There's no people Wizard of all time.
Just go lock in, okay?
I believe you can do it though.
Okay.
Play some high music for you to hear.
I have no meds left.
You don't need them, bro.
You're the Whitler.
I think he goes,
I down here.
Oh
The Glenn show us your soil. That's just like you were saying
We're waiting!
We're... waiting!
We're waiting, brother!
You're surrounded, bro.
You're only choice by the boss.
It's your only choice.
Ooh, wait a little more.
Get out of the hide!
Oh, you bump off!
Ooh!
Oh
We see the drops
No way
It's over yeah
What's for the job to go his team from?
He's obviously team right now!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Bye bye, I won't say anything.
Bye bye, bye bye.
Nice!
Is this one thing hunched us?
He learns from his mistakes throughout the course.
Ha ha ha ha!
What do you think he learned there?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, Fousey Barkin!
Let's go get our get back!
Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it!
LET'S RIDE!
Let's ride.
Hold on.
I'm a skeleton in the plane, I'm pretty sure I'm stuck in, Jesus.
Wait.
We got it, we got it.
Oh
Hello
You hear me
Hello shit
Just just going to skeleton work long day ahead of me on a skeleton traffic
Okay, listen, let's go south, go south if you can, let's clear out.
I'm coming boys!
Oh my god, I got another one.
I'm coming!
You can actually work on the archer.
Move, move, move!
Oh, oh.
Hold on, is this a ladder?
Uh, southeast of you, if you want to spoil up that instead.
We're lucky to turn it.
Oh my god, he hit that.
What is happening to Randall right now, bro?
Uh, you know, drop down. Yeah, drop down right there and then...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then go left.
Oh, good thinking.
And then right, right here in the door?
Okay, okay.
Well...
You go through there?
Yup.
Alright, got reinforcement so much.
Oh!
I'M COMING HOT!
I'M COMING BUNCH!
Hahaha!
What's this going stupid right now?
I'm getting alive.
These needs all be surrounded!
How do you like THAT?
Oh my god, it's been city.
Oh
Why did I hit this guy a ton of times
24 cent the boys showed up tonight because they heard you're easy when you're drunk
Why don't you let them hang out in the streaming room?
Give me a can cocoa
And now they can stay over
They can stay over there. All right, cuz you I already know I like comfort of the streamers to be dickin around
I was about to win the camp, but then I'd be on Twitter for being racist
Now he can stay out there
Good call things boss
By the way, that reminds me I remind you one more time that way you don't get really mad at me at the end of the stream
I hopped on two hours early today gentlemen, so that I can hop up two hours early as well
To go hang out cuz gimmick and cocoa and John are in my house
Don't get mad at me. I'm gonna get up in about 42 minutes. Okay boys
316 like trick shot like I did do a trick shot be 16 tricks that
I'm biting the dude's ankle
Let me tell you something
I just see an arrow from the car
I never think a trick shot
okay not once
that was one of them right there
that was that's cool
that was my crew being wrong
that was my crew being a crumb
that was the shot of the night so far
you saw it right you saw it
that was awesome
incredible that was incredible
I can't lie to you. I got
somewhat of a headache and I
think I'm gonna call it there.
Hold up, Mr. Hodge. May I say
something quick? Yeah, please.
I hopped on two hours early and
I'm gonna be hopping off two
hours early as well because I've
got some friends over for the
weekend. So, I only have about
40 minutes left of the stream.
Do you think you can? Yeah, I
can finish it. I appreciate
that. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I
appreciate that. Absolutely.
I appreciate that. Oh, I just
I just moved motion everywhere was it
We had my screen one moment
I miss my my mouth was it it just went right under it
And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and can't happen and it will happen
Why the fuck are you streaming then?
What? N... Well...
Because you guys are my friends...
That's not really sassy, I take it back, fuck all of you.
Nnnnnnnnnnnn...
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
I'm just...
Now... Let's Riiiide!
Yeah
I got some dogs, oh no, naughty dogs, naughty.
Very naughty, naughty, very naughty, no.
Down, off the couch, off the couch, no, no, off the couch.
oh god this is so bad oh no these are different friends huh oh no oh ah
where's it where's it where's it where's it where's it where's it
these dogs won't die what the hell i'm gonna die
I can't move anymore.
Back!
Back, evil sewer!
Back!
Back, I'll leave you!
I can't get a mirror your shite right now.
Oh, this guy!
Back!
Give me your potion.
Oh
The Francisco
Beat the shit out of that guy
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Back up, back up, back up.
I got you, I got you, one run.
Big meditation, big meditation.
Yo, you gotta tell Tina to turn the sound off.
You can hear it when you load in.
Oh yeah, you're right. Thanks, guys.
I forgot. Sorry, Wizard.
I've been, I've been, I've been sipping on the potion, Wizard.
Oh my god, we have to pick up on him.
Oh, we got another pickpocket.
Ah, this wizard has been at the job
and sipping the most in wizard.
I sometimes forget some of the most vital.
I'm just healing up right now.
How'd you like this, wizard?
Oh, damn.
Ah!
Nothing's a good thing to do, you wizard.
Oh, these people are getting banned for sniping as we fight them.
That's what's happening.
Oh, why wait, run away, don't get banned, run away quick.
Run away quickly, go get banned.
Run away quickly, don't get banned.
Bro, what's wrong with you, bro?
We gotta get out of here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh God.
They're sliding about in real tall.
Wait, those guys were very kind though.
They told us.
They were looking whole.
I would feel I would be horrible because they would look out and please
Or it's only two days, oh thank goodness. Oh, thank God. Okay. How do you know that?
Oh
Okay, let's go
Let's get a fancy, shall we?
He said that guy ran off and said they're getting fast!
That's right!
He said they're getting fast!
I have to do a quick meditation. Oh, I can't.
Wait, oh yeah, oh yeah, quick meditation, quick meditation.
Okay, I'm about to go top to top.
You know what I mean?
Just chillin' on my rock.
That was pretty cool.
That rock is a lot of damage.
Oh, shit, I missed my button.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, I just got hit with it earlier today in an almost one shot man. Yeah, yeah, actually a lot
How much health is a player have?
So okay casters like wizard
Wizard
110 ish health and like melee characters like barb
Probably just like 150 to like 200 and fighters like 140 ish
Rangers like 110 you know, it's like a hundred and one really just depends on what type of character they're playing
They full bid everybody in lobby
What yeah, they got everybody bro, she's yeah
The way you know that
Uh, cause the sniper came into my chat and he suspected the whole lobbying so I wouldn't have paid for all of it, but I guess...
They got... I mean, jeez...
Nobody is safe, bro, like...
Bro, imagine you're just cute with squad in a row and you see like, uh...
You see Mr. Bert Pina in the kill feed?
You just walk up and you're like, hey, Pina, I'm a big fan!
It's the band, like...
That's...
That is, uh...
This is...
A large...
They would have done that out of craziness.
They probably saw the names, saw the names in multiple times.
Yeah, yeah.
They would have done that really, really, gentlemen.
They probably have been on game two or three times already.
They probably, yeah.
No one is getting randomly sauced.
Yeah.
Hold on to that.
And it's only two days.
Good that's good that's good people spawning in running across the map
Guys I would I would assume as people that have seemed to have both of those places. It's not permanent. So that's good
That's good. That's good to hear. That's good to hear
No, dad. Well, that's no, that's dummy doubts
Seems like it does get a little walkie-talkie in games sometimes so far
I've been actually pretty good tonight. There's been very kind but I'll tell you sometimes seems like it gets a little
Who out of hand did games in them? I'm not gonna lie.
He's down!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Oh hold that bro!
He's down!
Oh my god, don't do it.
There might be another wizard upon us.
Oh my god!
Bro y'all are naturals.
What?
We're cooking, we're cooking.
Let's go.
Bro y'all are just naturals, bro.
We're on fire, we're on fire.
Oh, you thief, you fucking thief!
Oh sorry, oh sorry, sorry, here.
Oh sorry, I don't know, it's hot so you can keep it on.
I thought you were hot.
You keep it hot.
You keep it hot, you keep it hot.
Wait, what the fuck?
So it feels me, I can't...
YES!
I HATE YOU!
Come on, Bob!
That's fucked up.
What the hell?
Okay, wait, I want to hear you, Hutch.
Come here, I want to show you this.
Like, regardless of what I see in the pictures.
Just stand right here, I don't like this.
You take the cape?
There's a cape?
Yeah, I'm sure there's a cape on this guy.
Right here, stand right here.
Oooh!
Oh, maybe.
I have a little sign right there.
Alright, so let's see if people cross bridge.
Oh, oh, you're bandaging.
If you don't bandage, you like go flying with that, you know what I mean?
Ah, guys, look at that!
Look at that die!
Yeah, yeah, okay, hold on, I was walking.
Oh, wait!
Uh...
I look at, like, how to thought, and then my...
OH!
WINGED IT! WINGED IT!
Oh
I got a dead shot!
Oh well.
They're very low.
That'll happen.
Ahhhh!
Hard death.
Oh my god.
And good luck.
Get him!
I'm not lacking on the west side.
I see you, I see you, I see you
Wizards
Okay, okay, we're gonna feed the stuff in your rezko down there
You can still see them run, yeah
Yeah, have a gear
Lobster, like
Bring the stuff, bring the stuff, bring the stuff, bring the stuff
I'm dead here
I'm not
Okay, okay, okay
Just chill, chill out
Let him come out, let him come out
Yeah, I killed the short one
Oh my god, he's like moving crazy
And the other
That is not how you wizard do it
Okay, bastard playing a legit bastard bro. That was unbelievable
Oh, oh there goes there's one of them. There goes another.
Okay listen I'm grabbing y'all stuff I'm gonna go down a floor and I'm resin both y'all okay?
Oh
Damn this guy had a nice nap on you. I got your good shirt at your soul. Oh
My soul do my so much. Yeah. Oh, thank goodness. I'm gonna die
Oh
i was close
okay i got
i got a book i could give to peanut but he's gonna be full naked bro
oh
got some boots
barman poontang sent peanut my buddy is likely the oldest
he turned 50 today
did you wish him a happy birthday?
add shot 2 there's a 74 year old!
oh my god they're back
damn beaver day!
oh big blitz
mad to collect this
oh it's the best of life bro
mad to collect
Oh
Yeah, I'm playing don't want to say I know you're a fan. They remastered it. It's fine. We do remastered on of what I'm
No way, where did they do that?
Well this game is free. I'm gonna download it right away. See you see that right there is a developer
He has two computers in front of him one of them he's banning the guy seems I mean and then he'd go a swivel
He swivels his chair over and died to my Jack
100%
Oh, we got the boss!
I'm not installing a game with such shitty lighting.
He's called
dark
I'm not I'm not like sponsor or nothing, but I
Do not defend it there on that one for just a second
Oh
Thanks boys, I'm sexy
Relax little peanut
yeah someone just came through okay listen what we gotta do is get to this
rest just walk past try not to defy anyone
boomer all over trio again
happy family
there it is
this guy here
there is a team here okay
I think we can kill them
they're pretty low
I
Didn't get to live as a fucking skeleton
Who really just watching this together I yeah, I'm not even screaming
You know me watch this
triple melee squad. Watch these guys together. I turn around that one guy and
start even doing it. I think he died those skeletons before you.
What's going on? Wait, what happened? Nothing. We got one of that team
before we die. Oh,
I used to do lobby. Yeah. Okay. God. Okay. God. Okay. Right. Nice
We need a banger. We need an absolute
Right now. This is probably like final game for me. So we need an absolute banger all the way to the end
kill everyone
Maybe if someone's too strong, we get the devils to ban them or something and they and then
Yeah
Okay before this final game work just in case something tragic happens out of 10 I don't ask
What's your dad attend? What do we rate dark and darker right now?
Relative to what like just as a video game in itself was looking extraction shooter as an
Well, this is not really like the main game as a game. That's just a game in general that you would play
You know, like what would you say?
I I've only played this game for about four hours
And I'd say
I'd say
This is it's a solid solid game. I would say it's not the best game I've ever played
That's a very high thing to do. That's a very high ranking to hold. Yeah, I would say a solid
I see just has so much potential
I
See the thing is I don't know the quest if the quest is in you that you have quest like Tarkov
Where it really feels rewarding and then you have quests like on greatest where it doesn't feel rewarding at all
How are the questions game? Are they rewarding? Is there like a kappa quarter-quarter you can go through or go for?
the quests are amazing straight up now listen listen listen oh yeah the
quests are it's listen I'll answer the fucking question I've been around three
lawsuit okay I might not play you have been since this was an alpha bro I've
played this whenever you have to download a separate launcher
I've been around for a long, long time.
Listen, Pete, I'mma tell you straight up,
the quests, they're kinda dog shit.
You're gonna do your quest, you're gonna turn into bullshit,
you're gonna get some gold, that's about it.
But, it does have depth.
There's a lot of like, I'd say that what we're doing right now
is the best version of Dark and Darker
the game has to offer, in my opinion.
High tier PVP sucks fucking ass.
So low tier to mid tier is the most fun in the game.
Yeah, there's just cost of PVP.
If you Q high roller you can get like a dead lobby sometimes but if there was just more players on the game
Like high roller would be popping and high roller would kind of look like like how squared ritchets looks like
It's just people been max. That's it. This game at the highest level is the most min max
Every single little thing turning me into a hero. That's it. It's not fun this where it's BR
This is fun. This is sick. Yeah. Yeah the combat the builds you can do like bro
The builds are so many builds in this game, bro.
Like, just think about it.
You're looking at wizard, you have like 50 spells,
50 perks and skills,
and then like a couple of abilities you can use.
Bro, like each ability produces like five builds
on wizard, and you're just playing wizard, bro.
Think about like Sorcerer, Warlock, Barbarian, Fighter,
Druid, like it's so much stuff you can do on this game.
I don't think I can give it a fair rate again.
I haven't played the whole game.
It's, I'm having a good time, I'll see that.
I'm having a fun time.
That's all I'm at.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
Cuz really the only time I enjoy playing games when I'm having fun, you know, I want to have fun if I'm not having fun
I don't want to play this guy's good. Oh
Like I just want to I want to try to see builds like I want to have fun
Well, it's like it's the body of Tarkov, right like this meta builds in Tarkov hundred percent
We all play it and we understand that but the difference is is a nine nine or you know
a nine millimeter Luga round to my eyeball and it's over that's dark and
dark doesn't really have that you just luck out and kill somebody if you run
into you on fucking druid there's no chance I'm killing you yeah I mean I
I get what you're saying, I get what you're saying for sure.
But...
I'm done shit.
It's hard to put up for a game like this, because it's like, you got an ability like that?
Like, it just scales better if you have gear anyways, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just gonna, like...
I wouldn't say add an ability.
I'm more staying at a path.
Ah, G.M.G.G.G.Y.B.
I got a G.M.O.
He's climbing!
He's climbing, bro!
What's up, fuck?
Fireball!
Ooh, nice!
Oh, that was actually sick.
Good work wills and time spells are more powerful than I had thought.
High five on spells.
This is the same rogue from last game by the way.
The same group?
This is the rogue that smoked bomb just started robbing you.
Ah
To be gentlemen to be fine gentlemen, you have to get more items quickly
Oh
Something in the chest here
go go go I'm coming with it I'm coming
be careful of the hodges
go buddy
oh nice
where's your teleporter
where's your
scenic route
and once
hey game
yeah
Yeah, we're back.
Yes!
Oh, what's going on?
Oh!
Ah!
I need you to stand, I need you to stand on this thing.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay, fucking send them.
What am I?
Send it further down, send it further down, go further down.
Go, go, go, go, go, right there.
Ah, thank you, Wizzn.
Oh, God.
Who do I make the check out to, Wizzn?
Mind us.
Hey, my man, my man.
I'm pissed off.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Give him a message.
Okay.
A quick meditation.
Yeah, I'm not worried.
Quick meditation.
I'm one. I don't know how I lost that. How's your life?
A fraction
You know what? You know what, actually?
Party, can you do me a favor and die?
I'm gonna do archery, let's do one more good ride.
I try to dodge it, I try to dodge it.
When I look at it, it goes down up.
Oh god bro, Pina, I'm not, what happened to you?
I'm being so serious, that was like.
I'm, I'm, I'm sexually confused.
I don't know.
I don't even say I'm too common.
Bro, he casted that from across the...
That was incredible!
That was crazy, bro. That was actually crazy.
You can run as an archer, P. You can run a regular bow.
You can also run like a gun and a fucking decked out crossbow.
That might be the switch character.
Absolutely.
Oh.
I thought, sorry, that might be the switch character.
My bosses.
Oh, you're all good.
Go ahead and switch characters and then I'll invite you back.
How do I delete a character?
Because I already used most of the lines.
Oh, never mind.
You can just create another one.
Becker VS Scent.
Hey, Mr. Nutt, I was going to talk about my wife's birthday.
However, I have an inquiry.
Is this video game product free pre-chance, perhaps?
My great question, Sam.
Great question.
Indeed, it is.
Or so I've heard, Wisin.
but sometimes the winches, sometimes an old winch's tail, can be false.
A journey to the great realm of Schemaordium could reveal the truth within the scrolls.
Wizard, wizard, wizard of course, but from what I have heard of distant tales, this is
was it accurate? Hold on, please enter the character's name to confirm.
Frame her mode off and then type the name in and then delete. Yeah, which sounds like a lot,
but imagine if you were a level 100 with a decked out stash and two months of playtime in the
accidentally deleted the wrong character. It's it's Mr.
Be burnt peanut to what's your name?
Mr. I'm lost. Uh oh. Just a little little. Mr. Be burnt
peanut to was your barber wizard name. Or P. We can just call
it there. Right. Yeah. And next time we all play, we can start
a new adventure on Ranger. Oh, you know what? Fuck yourself.
Damn.
Invite me, Wizard.
We ride.
We ride in God.
You know, I was trying to get this guy out, you know, and I get told to go
for a fight.
So, you know, yeah, we have a mission, Wizards.
We have to get in there.
What's the name in this?
Mr. The Birdpeanon.
We know. I don't know.
I don't know.
You're such an idiot.
What was his name again?
Do you remember? Okay, cool.
Did you get the invite?
Are you Sorcerer10814615 or Druid1002?
I'm Sorcerer, I'm Sorcerer.
Okay, we are.
Okay, let's, okay, hold on. Let's go over your Percy skills. Okay.
So do you want to have fire arrows yes or no?
Sure. It's max damage, max damage.
You're doing the triple shot. Triple shot.
Triple Shot, Explosive Shot, that'd be your bread and butter, okay?
So we're gonna go to Skills, okay?
and then
And then Perks and Skills obviously, and then Explosive Shot should be
It's like the second one, the second square. Yeah
Yeah, and then put that and then keep that three arrows, they see the three arrows. Oh, yeah
Yeah, uh, yeah
I
The second one the second one
What the explosive shot and the skills?
Yeah, I got exposure. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. Yeah
No, no keep keep the three arrows because you want it. It's like a trip you'd like shoot three arrows
I use a little blade don't break
Now we ride!
Okay, now we ride!
I ain't much beef!
Let's RIDE!
You
Oh, this is your turning to meet him up over there is a blanket man. Good. I'm bad
And mr. Frank, but we'll find some Lincoln bad good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
Let me try this
Oh, yeah
Yeah
Then it working on anything oh
Yeah, that's nice that's nice that's nice that's nice that's nice
This guy won't die!
Oh my god
He's told me I was in the doctors were random
I found him. Those are balls. Those are balls. Oh my god. I'll just take his ball. There
we go. I have his ball. Oh yeah. He's easy. Oh, we got a little head crossbar. Oh shit.
I have no right click shot. I have no right click shot. Oh god. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, thank God, thank God!
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Ooh, that's nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh, the whole Topiric!
It says a whole other Topiric voice.
Oh, we're dead.
Oh, we're so dead.
Oh my God.
We're so dead.
Oh, shit!
Run!
Come through, come through, come through, come through,
Oh
I want to have that
I guess I might play wool on that
Oh
Honestly, this is the first row where I thought these streams that was actually kind of deserve a banner
Hey, they first kind of stole my arrows with obviously
Every other seems that was really not
You see this holy crap normal for there to be huge fights at the bridge but not
to those guys and jump off the bridge down below I thought I was insane
yeah like they moved here we were like going to die to kill you
he's gonna die to kill you
honestly overall fucking great guys
fuck
get his ass
fuck his ass
oh no need to play
wow
oh my god
okay listen
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go and revive you okay
doing it I don't care wizard you're a good wizard we're not any on this
Rest in one of the biggest streamers on Twitch, all right. Chill out, bro.
You said it was my everyone's tag team.
I wasn't my virgin!
I'm here, man.
Oh, come on, stop, come on, stop, come on.
Watch out.
I'm still here.
Where is my...
Damn.
That's not cute.
Come on.
I'm still up.
I'm trying to go for the skill, bro.
How you doing?
How you...
Did it!
Oh my god, these bastards are the infinite high grounders, bro.
That's a shame, man.
This is the first time tonight I thought the steam timing deserved a man.
This is, I mean, come on!
There was like four other aliens, a cock lake to wait for me.
Shoot one of them!
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course.
Oh.
I am getting word that gimmick, coconut, and John
have literally drank every beer in my house.
What a sweet, sweet, but a sweet delight.
Sweet delight.
A sweet delight.
Sweet delight.
Get a move on.
You still have to retrieve lunch, you know, Ralph.
Of course, of course.
The main mission.
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Wait, I don't have any weapons.
Wait, wait, wait, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind.
Okay.
Come on.
Where, where, where, where?
Are you a good guy?
Where's he?
Oh
Shit
Oh
Right there, huh?
Get the head right there!
Careful, sir, your dad's gonna stop.
Right there, Buzzy!
God, I'm cooking these guys! I'm cooking them!
That's your arm.
Right there, Buzzy!
I know, sir, I'm gonna go up, watch him, I'm gonna go up.
Why haven't Mr. Seagulls died?
Oh, my God, he's dead, sir.
He has blood, sirs.
How'd you know that? Would you die?
We are cooking, we are cooking.
Don't rest me, don't rest me.
I'm just watching.
Want me to rest?
No, no, no, don't rest, don't rest, don't rest.
We're those guys, look, we're those guys going.
Oh, I would love a quick water
Thank you, thank you wisdom
Be gone with you David you got it with you
We want to see the portal down there. We are going to the last two portals. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Yeah. I don't know.
You're like that. Where's it?
I'm shit.
Listen, listen. I'll push. I'll push. I'll pull yourself. Are you sure you don't want to be wrecked, bro?
Positive. Positive. Positive.
I'm almost out of bullets and arrows.
My shit's an RNG 24.
Thank you for playing.
I'll see you. I'll see you.
Absolutely. The rest of the
night. Good night. Good night.
I got I got on two hours early
so I can get off two hours
early.
I put the arbor on. Alright,
listen. Oh, LG. Yeah. We gotta
we gotta lock it in. We gotta
Yeah. Okay, look at it.
Oh, whew.
Mmm.
Who's yesterday? No, I've got gimmick and cocoa in town at my house.
And they're all out there and they're stealing all my beer.
They're stealing, they're stealing all my beer.
I gotta go kill them.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta go kill them.
That's why I gotta hop up on the night boys.
I'm just doing all my shit.
You look sick right now, Bill.
Hey, Link!
Yeah, oh, shit.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, give me, yeah.
Take a cruise.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
One more, one more, one more.
Hold on.
Get one where I'm holding the bow back.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, god.
Oh, let's ride.
Okay.
There you go.
Oh!
Let's ride.
Okay.
Oh!
God!
This guy's strong, what the hell?
Finally!
Harded.
I gotta get more arrows.
Oh, thanks boss, thanks boss.
Thanks boss.
I only have five bolts and four arrows.
Can we like get more than is in his mind?
Oh yeah, we can look for some more.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on to my house.
Oh shit, I forgot.
Oh shit, I forgot what the button was.
I just shot his feet.
Oh.
get up why is the archer dropping the arcane hook yeah um I'm going through here take these
books oh thank you sir thank you sir maybe it's a look around we might have to kill another
team for arrows for now we can do that we can do that wait where is hat oh I got a
crazy how it looks like I got a spagan
how
oh excellent shot excellent shot
you only have one arrow six arrows
wait who's the longbow? you can do anything
pack him up
now we're cooking
two orcs don't
Wait, oh shit, I'm gonna be good.
Take you under, fool!
Oh wait, let's go to the house, pal.
Thank you, okay, let me go, let me go.
Take you under, fool!
Open the door, open the door!
It's a rock, it's a rock.
Get up! Get up!
He's around me somewhere, bro.
He's running, he's running.
I'm on him, I'm on him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go in.
Move, move, move!
Oh, actually, where?
Where was it for us?
Oh yeah, oh my god, he has a hundred bullets!
Holy crap!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
That's nice.
Okay
Okay, hello people are fighting so I just be like a normal lobby. Oh, okay. Let's go fuck them up
Yeah, I wait I gotta rip his pants up. I gotta go rip the guy's pants up
Here come off, I don't know if that's gonna work. I don't know that's gonna work out
It's all working
Give me those pants
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Big job. Oh, I missed. I missed. It was cool. It was like
I got it.
Hmm.
I can't hear anyone. What are they fighting?
Quite a guess probably one of these two modules
No way he does that
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah
Shit oh
Oh my goodness gracious
No, wait, hold on!
I can make a big mistake happen!
Hold on! Where are you at? Where are you at?
I don't know. I don't know.
Where are we at?
Uh, we died?
Uh, here.
Here's that module, okay?
Oh, which one?
Two, bro.
Okay, okay, gotcha.
Listen, we have to take one of them with us, bro.
One of them.
Thanks for playing our game.
game we hope to see you again soon what are you talking about the free-to-play
game on steam dark and dark
we don't know
good work
die immediately die at once
I see the hood again, I see the hood again.
I see her, I see her.
Fogging in boys, lock it in.
We're not letting these hoods get away with their crimes.
You sure they can't hear us, the skeletons?
In boys? No, I don't think so.
Wait, I'm sticking up on them.
Wait, he doesn't even know, he doesn't even know, he doesn't even know.
Oh my god, is that even though?
No!
Fuck!
No, bro. I kicked it up, bro. I'm a little spider.
You're getting away! It doesn't even know! It doesn't even know!
I had a bunch and a bunch.
Okay, I'm trying to...
Oh shit.
I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. Yes, yes, yes, okay.
I
I see I see I'm coming
This is where we stand, okay, this is where we make our stand this is where we fight
First tell it to brothers beside us. They will remember our names. He will sing songs
Honestly, I see, bro.
He slaughtered him off camera.
Yeah, I saw the guy laying off, but it wasn't a T.
That was a value to Tim.
They will remember us.
They will remember us for this day, for this day.
All right.
I'm hopping off.
Good play with you, Mr. Funny Chip.
Good play to my boy.
GD's real thanks for playing.
It was really fun.
Thank you, dude.
Godspeed, brother.
Godspeed.
Yeah, yeah.
Boys, I'm getting up.
Get down
One more time for those of you that weren't here. I have done two hours early. Don't forget that
When I see this next part don't get that one I see this next one
Don't get that one I see this next part just so that I can hop on two hours early as well. I
Hopped on two hours. I can hop off two hours early because I've got gimmick and cocoa and
Mr. John at my house
They've stolen all of my beer and I'm gonna go do nasty butt stuff to all three of them
I'm going out there
I'm taking off my pants as we speak and I'm gonna do nasty butt things to them nasty butt things
They have taken my they've taken my voodoo ranges. They've stolen them from me. They've stolen
My voodoo ranges and I will go there. I will punish them. I've been naughty
We have been very naughty
Very not very not deep
This is punishing time it is punishing time
Boys you guys have a great night. I'll see you again on Monday gentlemen. I'll see you again on Monday
This is not a secret time. I like talking doctor. I like talking doctor. We'll probably see us more in the future
But um you guys have a good night. You guys have a good night gentlemen. You guys have a good night. Oh
Made Mr. Parties. I guess we made Mr. Parties.
But for sure in this game, that's very kind of him.
That's very kind of him.
I don't mind it at all.
That's fine with me.
So we can do that.
Absolutely.
Hmm.
That sounds like a fine, that sounds like a fine idea.
Um, all right.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Have a good night, gang.
I will see you boys on Monday.
I will see you boys on Mondays.
You guys have a fantastic night, gentlemen.
a fantastic night full of whimsy and childlike wonder who whimsy and magical
times oh mr. assassin but what much more good man good a man thank you my
woman even more good night good night everybody good night gang have a good
night boys good night good I died
Good night, sleep tight and do not!
Do not!
Let the bandbugs fuck your ass!
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Good night!
I