you
Let's go let's go
No.
Oh!
How are you, my ladies and gentlemen?
It's fine.
Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many.
Hmm, don't you play with Docker?
You had to.
Obviously last weekend on Saturday
was the first time I played it.
And let me tell you what, it was pretty fun.
It was pretty fun.
So I said, Mr. gimmick, Mr. Coco,
let's take a quick, let's take a quick peep.
Let's take a quick peep.
We'll play tonight.
See what's crackin' lackin'.
Unfortunately, no one is in the Discord except for me.
No one's here.
No, nobody's here.
It's just me.
No one's here.
So we're gonna have to figure that out.
Also, no friends, that would be factually accurate.
That would be factually accurate.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Oh, wait, hold on, is that not,
wait, hold on, is that really broken?
Wait, hold on, wait, I think,
wait, I see that Mr. Cecilion,
wait, he's under the forest stream.
Wait, hold on, why is that not so, wait.
Cluffy's in 10 such, why is that so?
Oh, well, my shit is broken, fantastic.
I love when I don't touch my computer for a whole day
and then it's all broken.
Mr. Club, there's a boy, good man, good, a man.
Thank you, Mom, boy, for reaching to my boy.
That's gonna be a problem tonight.
That's gonna be a problem tonight, fantastic.
All right, things are breaking around me.
I might die, I'm gonna be falling apart.
Uh, hmm, oh, I'll be your friend, really?
You didn't miss your pee, I'm not muted!
We're not, we're having a relaxing Monday.
This is aren't on time, we're having a relaxing Monday.
By the way, boys, can I play this with only two guys?
a piece of cocoa is going to be like really late. Are you allowed to play this with two
guys and we have to get a random? There's always the risk of the random being racist.
Three people don't need random, you can duo, but if we duo, will there be other duos?
was or what's it or we going to get against a bunch of guys
oh wait guys is it if I go in there do I want we see teams at three or TG2
oh thank god okay okay only other doers are thank god okay good good good
But guys because I'm pretty certain this game is like Rainbow six seeds or like talk up with the people that play this game on
sweat Lord jobless bitchless
Reddit moderators so even in 3v3 we're gonna get our shit kicked in so I hope we don't have to face more guys on
their team that that ours on ours
Mmm get close to his cozy plan
This is called I know I'm pleased to give it to you about the show but I think Coco's gonna be a couple hours late
It's folks he plans cause he playing oh
Folks he won't won't play oh
I would you just see about that we would just see about that. Let me text him mr. Cloak see oh
No, let me restart dear mr. Cloak see
It is your dear friend
Mr. Peanut. I am cordially inviting you to play Dark and Darker at once with me at Mr.
gimmick right now. There we are. The invitation is sent. The invitation is sent. Want it with
I don't know who that is so probably not all right I'm gonna go with it we
just so those can I play a solo game why we forgive it is it so those these
we just so those oh there is oh thank god oh yeah these guys thought of
everything these guys thought of everything oh yeah we have switched
a ranger. Wait. Shit. That's what's the sorcerer. Wait, boy, should I be a ranger, a wizard,
or a sorcerer? Because I remember the sorcerer had that one thing where you put a poison
on you and something, intimately, half my health. Ranger, wizard. I can't read that
guys.
This is a learning curve.
Oh, guy.
I'm going with Wizard.
I'm a WIZZED!
WIZZED?
WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED!
WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED!
WIZZED?
WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED, WIZZED!
Uh...
WIZZED?
My WIZZED!
My WIZZED! My WIZZED, my WIZZED!
Ugh.
Alright, let me take a quick pee.
Let me take a quick pee.
Oh, what's that?
Uh, oh, that's you fuckers.
Oooooooh, oh, let me make sure everything's in order.
Let me make sure everything's in order.
I kind of forgot what I have to do.
Oh, no, I have to, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, it's all saved.
It's all saved.
We got the book, we got the sword,
and then what spells am I doing?
Are we using the best spells?
Is that, I can't remember.
Did we do good?
On Saturday, yeah, though we did pretty good.
Oooooooooooh, what do we think?
Do I wanna switch any of these out?
Boys, I don't even really use telephone too much.
I don't even think it saved my life even one time.
And that's one of the most expensive,
that's like, I mean that's the most expensive spell.
Should we swap that out or no?
Oh.
That uses it all the time.
Oh.
It's pretty good, but you could lie.
And the poor, oh, okay, we'll leave it on for now.
We'll leave it on for now.
Leave it on for now.
Look at me drive.
Let's ride!
How do I do solo?
How do I do...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a 50-50 chance that I'm on the right game, boys.
Either I am, or I am not, or I am not, we will find out, we will win it, maybe, maybe
we aren't on the right game, but instead of 1v3, we can try to switch it to solo or is
automatic is automatic because I did not click anything but start basically not
auto auto 1v3 not automatic you have to
About to late, let's ride!
I
Who the fuck are these guys where's it's where's it
Where's it
Mr. Gimmick, welcome in! Just in time, Mr. Gimmick! Just in time! Well, you have impeccable
diving!
Mr. Peanut, hello Mr. Peanut!
Welcome in, sir, welcome in!
You want me to play video games?
Oh, yes, yes!
Mr. Peanut!
That sounds enchanting, Mr. Gimmick. That sounds enchanting.
Oh, same thing.
You wanna go to the dark?
The dark?
The dark is cause.
You have to go to the dark.
I'm already there, Mr. Gimmick.
I just joined the game with two random people that...
No!
I don't...
They're also not talking to me.
They're holding the racism in.
Oh, so it's just...
don't have any information that they would be racist you don't have any
information at all so you're keeping the possibility potential potential
race just in case potential reason mm-hmm I also when I go down the street and I
look at people that I don't know I say I shouldn't judge one way or the other
they may or may not exactly exactly that's right oh yeah you are sad
places kill my son well oh well okay I mean
and you know look but you know I
I mean the game oh
oh play one out is present just to
on the forefront I need to theoretically
download the game. These are two steps I must complete first. Oh fantastic, fantastic.
Four one kills the Zephyr. Fantastic, fantastic. Well I'm making light work of these wizards,
Mr. gimmick. I'm making light work. Oh ho ho ho ho ho. Why is it like he didn't bring
anything. What class are you? Stay back! I'm a wizard. I have to meditate a little bit.
I have to meditate. You guys got me? What do you do? Do I have like my Void Bar for something?
I feel like I would have heard someone talk right now. Oh. Oh, come on, come on, come on,
God me wizards! God me! I was going to take...
Wizards, wizards! Let me apply my wizard hacks first.
Come on wizards!
Charge!
You'll be the fighter there!
Oh, how are these guys are dead yet?
I mean, but they're hot and explosion.
Where's it actually my son?
Come on James!
These guys, oh yeah, oh well, oh well, oh well.
Well.
Oh, that'll add a lamb.
You got him?
Oh, I got him, don't you worry,
I got him there and was in jail now.
I caught him, I caught him.
You're going to jail for a long time, you son of a bitch.
Dude, I'm just gonna say it,
it looked as if my teammates were purposely stepping in
front of my fireballs.
I did everything I could to not shoot my teammate
fireball. Did you see that? Did you see that? It's gotta be on purpose or something. That
has gotta be on purpose. Did you see that? Real and true. Yeah, I shot my own guy on
the fireball. He died and then all three of them came to beat the sheriff. That is the
Hmm two more minute. I don't mind is two minutes. I I'm gonna get I'm gonna have my bugger
They show me how to do those anyways boys. How do I do that? I was good
Yeah, well, okay, wait, I should have put some super this one wait. Oh, yeah, what do I do?
This is what I clicked last time and I got paid up with two guys
Mmm, there is no duos
No, it's a normal
Not doing normal body battle with Squire Royale. That's where Jack that's where it's
Is it don't do it? Is it don't do it in Squire Royale?
You're gonna feel only oh, Mr. gimmick
I'm finding out you're hard like there's a quick game mode now that Squy Royale and that's like how I play
Uh-huh, apparently it has to be trios. We're gonna get someone random every time
I give just that person we can invite I take some clothes he hugs can't join we hold on to coca-joins
Oh
I don't know I don't know. Hmm. I mean surely we could find someone I don't know who plays dark and darker
Well, honestly, I
Mean honestly, we're probably the worst on the team anyways. I think the third brand is what would be better than us anyways
That's that is true
Hmm. Hmm.
There's a bunch of guys telling me to play with guys.
What?
I got a bunch of guys and he had told me to play with these guys.
I've never heard of.
You know who Roposi is?
No. I just heard guys playing with guys.
What?
He's always it.
You can play with the man
Oh play video games. Oh, yeah, please. Yeah, please. Oh, okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I don't
It's right. Uh-huh. We'll run with just ourselves and a random third on Tex Coco and see how long he's gonna be
It's gonna be a while. We'll grab we'll grab a dirty out
Sounds good sounds good. Okay
Okay, okay, and let me see you invite I'll get you in here. Let me see hide my screen
I'm holding up holding
We can you invite you see what this one. Hey, let me try and see you the game yet
Yeah, I can't invite you to the steamy that oh, sorry. Sorry. How about you invite me? All right. Oh
Well you find that out. I'm booting my stream up
One moment give me 30 seconds. I take your time take your time
Take your time. I think I can turn on stream about because everybody's names are just like wizard. I'll go to find you
Hmm. What? Well, exactly.
Your mother said his names like wizard, barbarian, that's himself.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm. Repose says yes.
Well, I don't remember asking a question.
I'm kidding. Did you ask a question?
I did not ask Repose a question.
I'm very glad to hear that.
I'm glad to hear he's popped up.
That's what I like to see, but I just I don't particularly remember the question.
Hey, I don't remember the question.
There must be some type of way to get you in my game.
Certainly there is some type of way.
A twitch drops, twitch drops, link, twitch account with this drop.
Wait, is it drops or no?
Is there drops?
We'll give all I can press this button that I got.
I got.
I gotta link my Twitch account.
Well hold on now, wait a second, can't be not getting drops.
Wait, oh.
Oh, there's drops apparently.
Well, I'll be.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I gotta link my Twitch account though for it to work.
Me too, second.
Here we go.
Bam!
All right, I've linked up, I've linked up.
Now I've got it.
Wait, in the game or on, or Twitch?
Did you link it on Twitch?
There's like a button in the game
where it lets you link your Twitch,
I was looking for the setting to turn off Zoom mode.
Yeah, there's a button to link your Twitch account
so that people get dropped.
I just linked it.
Is everyone getting dropped now?
Is it?
Pick trios to switch to duos.
I thought you said that.
the game. I thought there was a door in Squire Royale. Oh, there it is. Got it. Wait, no,
it just disappeared right in front of me. Oh, there it is. Got it. Okay. Alright, now
I'm going to try to advise you. Man, this is a lady posh. This is a lady posh. This is
This is anus. This is anus. This is anus. I'm a multi-tasking, but I am booting up the game.
There's a guy named play with repos that just invited me to a game.
These guys want me to play with this repos guy.
What? Why'd you think we're sleep? Why'd you think we're sleep?
I recognize repos.
Probably just a coincidence to be honest.
Well, you're probably just quits in five squint since I just could a silly quits
You how do I get you in my game? I don't understand. I don't have any friends on the game
I think you have to add you as a friend through the game
Well, no, I'm booting it up. Maybe I have to be booted up versus taking 17 years to open though
Oh, I find it crap. I find it. I find I go right here. I take your character name
He's pretty good. Yeah, I'm getting with it when you post might be some type of wizard professional
Wizard profession darker pros are on another
I've heard I've heard that I've heard that I've heard that I see honestly that might be the move if we see if we start losing time
Sounds good to me, okay, I the game is officially
Opened and I'm now
Fantastic you hear that boys great news wonderful wonderful
This loading screen it is whoo just going at a real ripping snails pace here
You know what? I'm gonna grab a sippy sippy while this downloading screen one second. Take your time. Take your time
Mm-hmm
Squire Royale is just only but has that battle royale style normal cave in a solo duo trio
But there's no zone and less teams. Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to battle. I'm trying to PvP
Hmm you sound like you're sitting
Have you even won a single round yet, yeah, we won what we won one round on Saturday remember we would do all the levels
I think I remember we killed any bosses back. I think we did it me
actually don't know I really don't know how this game works that means you go
through the first portal and then you go through the second portal oh hey Mr.
How you doing boys I'm good you are you looking for a third right now yeah I can
get you a guy who's really good and he's cool I thought you meant yourself no no
no no okay all right all right all right good luck boys y'all got this
Have a good one, have a good one, have a good one.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Hey, listen, I don't know who these guys are.
Okay, well, I'm just gonna do a couple
to all the gimmick, and then maybe we'll invite somebody.
All right, but I don't know who these guys are.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Wizards in Paris.
Hmm.
Hmm
Here's even hide the man slice back roads. I've read doing Tina yet. I've I've even read into a racist yet
Besides he very smart very surprising very surprising
Look at the draw
You're about to get stopped now
Not gonna happen buddy you are looking at a bloodline died
how
Show me what you play do.
Get back.
I'm trying to play the game in general.
Get the interaction here.
All right, so, sorry.
I'm trying to play the game.
What game?
Dark and Darker.
What's that?
Die immediately.
How do you beat your kids in game next time
that you was in game night?
Oh, oh, uh, if you have a blacksmith account purchase, I skip account name, okay?
Let me check on this guy's progress. The name is not appropriate. It's just my name. What's your name? What's
What I'm just trying to do. I'm just trying to do
gimmick
That's you I pulled you up. Oh, that is a very inappropriate name. That is a very inappropriate name
What the hell are they? What do they imply? Oh, that is highly inappropriate. That is highly inappropriate
That is highly inappropriate. Oh, that's fine. Okay. Well, fuck me in the ass. All right, GMM
K I
See don't think that's how I invite you. I see you think I wait till you make a character name
down below
Hmm
Let's see. All right, wait, what should I be what should I be if you're a wizard what what works well with
What guys what should he play a fighter?
Well, I mean word cleric barbarian druid cleric barbarian fighter
I'm part of the end
Uh, it's actually a time machine fighter, barbarity clearing.
Hmm.
We could both be wizards.
Double wizards?
Hey, can you have double wizards?
Is that a thing?
Barbarian.
Uh.
Everybody's telling me barbarian, barbarian, barbarian, barbarian over here.
Are you sure we should be double wizards?
I would, I mean, I kind of like the sound of it.
Two wizards.
Two wizards?
You know what, let's ignore all of this high level information and just like two wizards!
Oh yeah!
Very inappropriate, hey.
All right!
We can always make great and powerful guys, by the way.
Oh, that's true. Yeah, we'll try this out. And if it's an abject failure, I'll go barbarian
Okay, so I'm gonna touch it. Okay. Give us patini give us patini the great and powerful give us patini
This character name is not great and
One word no space
Yeah, I think I did perfectly guys is it his character name I'm biting was other name
Click on players
Okay.
Oh wait, Oh wait, Oh wait!
Gimbus Pachini.
Player not found.
We'll leave him out, and then go back into that.
Gimbus Pachini.
Play that, play that.
Oh, you need to account his other account.
Account name when he made it first.
Okay, okay, so that's G.
M. M. K.
Play please. I found please
We got found what I need to inch I hit enter the lobby. Isn't that just gonna send me into a random lobby?
No, no, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's a lobby. Oh, you're not even lobby yet. Yeah, it's a lobby. Oh
That might be why it's not working let me do the game. Okay, I'm cheating again. No, we're cooking man. There you are
I see you two advice one is a friend one to party I would say I get
It's I get that done quickly before you get how did it it's the scroll at the top right my name is mr.
Burnt peanut you
Mr. The burnt peanut to you see it
Oh, go ahead. Hey, yeah, go
Welcome in wizard. Welcome in
Oh god, man, Mr. Wizzard.
I heard about people sending us messages, Vinny, via...
via friend invites.
Uh, yep, I see, yep, yep. Do you have that as well?
Many messages. Yeah, yeah.
I'm seeing all kinds of strange messages.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Yes.
Um, I have many, many, many invites.
Many invites, Mr. Wizzard.
I'm gonna do, we're gonna do this quietly out.
It's gonna put us with one random guy, but that's okay, that's okay.
It's always this guy.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
Honestly, I don't even need to look at my gear
because it's going to be very simple.
Whatever I've got, I'm very highly intuitive
and this is going to be very easy.
Worst possible team cop.
You have no idea, wizard.
We are professionals.
We will be justified.
Well, I was tell me to set up my squire. Oh for fuck sake that mean oh
I
Don't even know I don't know let's just go let's go into it. I'm ready up at the bottom understand what's happening
I don't know. Oh, oh
up
Yeah
What what
I don't know.
Well, we're fighting back.
We're going in.
We're about to get so fucked.
His spells are cooked.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We do want to go to the top and press skills.
Okay.
Go to...
You see how you have one diving on the left side?
Yeah, the sage?
Yeah, sage, go over to the right
and look for one that's a cannon, called glass cannon
and swap it out for that one.
You know what you're doing with that?
Make sure you do it good, boss.
Done, done.
Okay.
Glass cannon.
Now press spell at the top with spell.
Okay.
And then, and then, okay.
Now, what you want to do is you want to put
grab explosion in tier five.
Is you see other ones?
Grab explosion.
Yeah, I see it.
Drag that with the three purple lines with stars R.
With a number two nine.
That was too easy.
Yeah, we're already winning, we're already winning.
That was too easy.
They said we couldn't do it.
Oh my goodness.
All right, now what you want to do is you want to go.
right. Uh, no, you want to scroll down to you see media?
Hmm. You scroll down. Like the media strike.
Drag them to the bottom left of the five things.
Oh, yeah. Oh, fantastic.
Right now.
Hang on, dude.
Now, uh, yeah, scroll down even more
and drag teleport to the bottom right one.
I'm pretty sure I've failed that one I have 26 out of 24 wait why does he only have I was on a roll I was on a roll 20
do I I still have fireball and zap do I replace those what um no I've got we
Why is only have 24?
Squire.
Oh, he go up to your damn it.
Go up the stash.
Go up the stairs.
We don't know.
Go up to right merchants.
Go to merchants and click on the squire.
Mm hmm.
All right.
OK.
My sweet boy.
I'm right.
Little Christopher.
Now.
Surely I mean we don't figure this out
Can you hover over your shoes and tell me if it has knowledge one on it? Oh
No, no, okay on the rating move speed magic power
Okay, okay, so just go down on the left side of the store. Do you see a thing called low boots?
Low boots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, low boots on got the low boots
Yeah, low boosts. Got it.
Wait, now drag that to your window.
Yeah, drag that over. Yeah, put it on.
Okay, wait, wait. Okay.
Okay, there we go. Now put a set base gear.
Bang! Bang! Now go bang!
Back!
Go skills. Go spell.
Bang! 26 out of 25.
BAM!
Wait.
Shit.
BAM!
Back to the merchies!
No, back to the squire!
Back to the squire!
Go back to the squire!
BAM!
Does your pants have knowledge?
What on it?
They're about to.
Okay.
Look for leather tossies.
It's on the right side.
It looks like a BDSM sex pants.
Hello, hello.
Hey, come on.
BAM!
Oh, fuck.
I gotta set up all this shit.
Oh, my God.
oh my god kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
we're swapping we're dropping we're flipping we're flopping I mean it's
crazy out here dude oh my god honestly let's run while I sent him in while I
sent him as a count okay because I've been shooting for 40 minutes and I've
been playing like a real game.
I go go are you lie you see me?
No
Have you played dr. Dr. Before it? I'm a dr. Dr. Fucking God
No, I know what I played a ranger in dark and darker. Oh, so you already set up you're good to go
Yeah, I'm good to go. I just got a
Yeah, I got a figure this out. I gotta do this. Yeah, what does that mean?
What does that mean should we get a run a quick one? Yeah, dude. I think I'm drunk. I think I'm still drunk
Let me smash my face I'm an offer
Mr.. Gimba Spachini click the ready button the bottom of quickly quick I did I did the squire wants to talk to me again
Can I ready up with a squire?
Put some kinds of numbers.
No, he's a stupid squire.
He's a stupid squire.
He is, that's why.
But he's loyal.
You know what we should do?
We should have Coco be a wizard, too.
Triple, triple wizard!
Oh my god!
Holy crap!
The triple wizard!
Run!
I let the guys now watch this drive what's this drive mr. gimmick hello
with the subject of cat person you got your dick you're on cat person
ridiculous which we switch maybe you switch your top one do you have a top
Oh in the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Surely. Mmm. Oh surely. I will
Cover this information
Apparently B is default
I
Be using bars
Big but oh big big that bouncing, but I give it doesn't know the team is not a team
Lock it with it's not good
I am not a positive presence of the demon.
I am not a positive...
Oh shit!
Shit!
It was me!
Any moment now!
I didn't cast a spell!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shit!
I will figure out how to cast a spell!
Shit!
Oh shit, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick!
How do I cast spells?
How do I do anything at all?
It's an excellent drive, isn't it?
Any moment now.
Excellent drive.
We'll be sorry for that.
You will be sorry once I figure out how to cast spells.
Yes, bow before me now while you have the chance.
Well, I don't know if we get positives and negatives.
But what's most important is that we learn.
Yeah.
We learn.
Yeah.
I forgot to tell you out of gas spells.
You know, so that's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
No worries.
I would teach you now.
Right.
Where's it?
Forty-five minutes for that, yes.
I know you are thoroughly impressed.
I know you are honestly tribbling at a power.
Okay, let me teach you now.
Are you back in the lobby?
Yes, sir.
Should I just ready right up?
We have like a base.
No, no, no.
The merchants and workshops go squire, right?
Right.
the book in the number one slot where your staff is, right?
Oh, right.
And then put the crystal sword that's
in the shop on number two.
So you get rid of your staff.
Oh, yes, yes.
Set base, set boss gear.
Yes, yes, yes, set boss gear.
Now listen, I think the spells, I haven't learned it perfectly,
But I think the spells hit harder when you have your book out
She pressed one that hold your book out and that makes it so spells hit harder. You're too much. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then is it E right hold you hold E and then hover over
Whatever you want and then release E and then that was like that spell for then and then you
He's holding on right click until the bars full and then you let go also some spells you have to stay still
while you fire them like like the explosion spell you you don't have to
stand still you can keep moving but the media spell you have to stand still as
it's going to wait for all the media to come down and you can't move where it
I
See I see
This game is free
That's right
How much is game zero dollars? I've ready up. Just give it ready up
The plan never goes good on the first try with it now
Now, now it is really time to get down to business.
This is how we do.
By the way, I don't find it realistic
that all these people aren't talking.
I feel like, did you hear what I'm talking?
No, not a single person.
I heard you, so your mic's working.
Oh, you hear me in the game?
Oh yeah, I heard you in the game.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I think I don't know, dude. Is this just like the only people that play are like the sweat lords now so nobody talks. I know I'm not going to lie to you. The other guy is why so pissed. All I did was shoot him with a fireball, shoot myself twice with two fireballs and then die.
Excellent tactics.
Thank you, Wizard. Thank you.
you hello share hello the better French name hello hello that is
No fucking way
That is
Stand back with it
Excellent excellent
Who's who's a guy stand back I smite thee
You stand back because you're a real person and back
Where'd you go where'd you go where did you go?
Shit I miss
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Give me one!
I am all of them! I am all of them!
I'm the fucking real man, but you respect me!
Respect me!
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, God!
God, I...
Are you cooking? Are you cooking with a gimmick?
I don't really know!
There's just a lot of people!
Ah, there's just a man!
This is the old people from the nude beach next door, they said not to get lost.
Oh, yeah!
Let him have it, give it, let him have it!
Any movement?
Clear the area!
Clear the area, thank you!
Okay, we might need we might need a professional we might need we might need a profession might
need a profession. I will say those guys were stream sniping, I believe. Um, but
she leaves. Yes. Yes. But unlike in like talk off or whatever, where we just have
to deal with it, the devs on this game are like actually on this shit. You'll
just start seeing people stop moving and their characters stand there. You can be
the crap out of them. Oh yeah. Is that true? Yeah. That's a pretty incredible
I'm like, I'm nearly done downloading.
It's fantastic.
We had one.
We put it in streamer mode?
Should we do that?
Yeah, I already have my streamer mode.
But we had one game on Saturday.
We had literally everyone in the lobby.
Pudge told me it was bad.
Everybody.
And so we just kind of went to the next page.
Kuga, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, I'm watching it as we speak.
How do I go into streamer mode?
In the game?
Is that a game?
escape press options and then it's right there at the bottom of your screen.
Cocoa dominates these games.
Well, yeah, Cocoa, yeah, Cocoa's good.
Cocoa's good.
Oh, the Dragon Warrior.
Oh, wait, Cocoa, you were the game, can I bite you?
Mr. Cocoa?
I'm loading in.
Okay, okay.
Get lord tested the size. No, we're getting cocoa. We're getting cocoa. We also we a couple more
Wizard tips, mr. gimmick just a couple more wizard tips
If you press x it puts away 80 item in your hand and then you could run ever so slightly faster
Ever so slightly faster
Wait, what are you? How do you miss every so put put what in your hand press x and it gets rid of anything
it to your hand. Oh yeah. You run like 5% fast. Um, just a whisper. I'm getting word
over and over again that we should not be doing double wizard. But I count to that
by asking coconut to join us for the triple wizard. What the hell? I'm playing Ranger.
I was thinking the same thing. We need triple wizard immediately. Exactly. That's what I'm
I'm saying we need triple wizard.
I'm in, I'm in.
You triple wizard, you triple wizard.
Also, gimmick, if you press,
if you press Q you'll sit down for like 20 seconds.
You know how all those spells have like a zero out of,
or like a four out of four out of whatever?
Oh, yes.
That'll be filled up if you press Q.
Oh.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Okay, okay.
Triple wizard.
What's your what's your name talking about you are the Asian piece
Not the Asian but not the Asian piece Asian piece Asian
Beast Asian the Asian oh shit
You find me?
Hold on. I smell Asian
Okay, okay. Are you a ranger level one? Yeah, that's me. I thought you said you played ranger before I
I I thought I did but I don't know what out of my account. It's gone
um
What oh
Shit, I'll play it once the game watch. Oh, come on. There you go, man. Wait. Hold on now
Ranger I'm playing Ranger. What is this?
Ranger is pretty good to me
Should we actually do a real comp here should I go barbarian? I'm not do real copy. I'm not do real cop if you guys want
I honestly I feel like let's do one more like this. Okay, one more like this
Okay, so we can get into a round and then I will switch to Barbarian next
We are unlocking new medis that the that people just don't know about
We don't try PvE mode to practice. There's a PvE mode
That sounds stupid I want to I want to I want to kill people wizard
I'm trying to pop out on a wizard I mean
No cap wizard no cap. I'm trying to pop out of the wizard pop the trunk on a wizard
I'm trying to pop pop pop your top off. I'm trying to put you to pop it open for real goop. I'm trying to pop your top
Oh, hey, hey little wizards getting nasty in the darkness. My way is my way
Of course the top for a wizard is also the bottom. It's just a full nude
It's a good situation.
You have to hurry up by the way.
I'm ready. It's the Asian beast.
Oh, it's Asian beast.
Oh, it's the Asian.
Also, they didn't let me name my character gimmick because it's inappropriate.
Yes.
We have the Asian beast.
Gimmick is just a highly inappropriate name.
What can I say?
What the hell, dude? I'm offended.
I will kill you!
Let's ride!
But they're offended by my ex...
You
By the way, where's it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it what you know the explosion the explosion smell
Oh, yeah, it's hit scan and you attach it to people. So you aim it right at him. It immediately
just goes on him. Oh, that's a spicy meatball. That's a spicy meatball. Also, none of us
hit on screen, so prepare for 30 men to be here in literally 10 seconds. Ah, they're already here.
I
I got three of them, I got three of them with the explosion!
Fireball!
Oh, thank you, gentlemen, thank you, gentlemen!
Thank you, gentlemen, thank you, gentlemen!
Back! Back, gentlemen, back!
Charge! With it! Charge!
I
What the hell is it?
Oh, Coco's out there moving!
He's tapping!
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Ah, shit!
What?
Dude, what are you guys?
Dude, two things.
Listen to me.
Two things.
Number one.
It's fine.
It's fine
Eventually the dazzle up on the cheap and something case guys
Do I say until that happens the first team we see we which are obviously gonna be seems diapers
We team up with them to battle all the other stream snipers
And we just make a huge wizard war. Oh my god
Wizard war smash like my god. Oh my god. Yeah, that was
I don't think so. No, I have to invite you back. Okay. Somebody caught me meditating with
their blacking as I like to call it. With your blacking. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, I wait.
you don't have to leave you just must change glasses at the bottom oh right oh
you never accepted my friend request so not friends huh yeah yeah yeah I did oh
wait there's that the party invite I'm the party invite hold on hold up take
They could die. They could die. They could die. I'm sorry. I'm here, pal.
Hmm. Well, what is enforcer rating?
Improve your enforcer rating by sending accurate reports to result in a ban from Iron Maze. The higher your enforcer rating, the more weight and priority your reports will be given.
The accuracy rate will be determined by the following formula.
Judge reports equal guilty reports plus innocent reports plus failed reports.
Oh, they said that. X equals Y squared.
Oh.
Honestly, we can boost our rating to max tonight.
I'm just reporting everyone in our lobby every single time.
Wow.
Okay, now, uh...
Now what do I do?
I think I gotta turn stream remote off, right?
Uh...
Wait, uh, yeah.
Well, no, not really. If you remember what name you typed in, I can type it in.
Oh
Big sheba big word sheba
Yeah, I
Sheba
There we are. Oh, yeah, okay. We are friends. We okay. Okay. Okay. I'm here
Welcome back. Welcome back.
Welcome back. I'm telling you,
eventually we will get the
agonist and we will be with it.
Also, I forgot to do my heels.
Another wizard tip.
Allow me to give you my wizard tip.
I don't think it's a wizard tip.
Well, I'm a wizard, though, so it's still a wizard tip.
Oh.
Um, um,
uh, press
three and you'll see,
like, your pockets in the bottom right
right rotate you want to your your bandages can fill up the the the light
red part of your square and the red one make the light part of your square
bigger and also kind of heal you over time as well so you kind of want to
spam those so somebody hits you just pop a red one pop a bandage and you're
back into fight she okay okay I like it hide the map and the timer I don't know I
don't know how did I don't know I don't know like permanently hide our maps is it
a mini-map I kind of need something oh shit I feel like they're gonna find us
Anyways, I think that's something good. We just got to kill them all. That's right. I'm ready up my wizards ready up
That's we just one guy or no we got a lot we had on common just I mean that would be ideal it's
Even new players
Ah, I am a barbarian.
Okay, and then I'm just listening to him.
You're like, game over.
I have taught him everything he needs to know to win.
Mr. P?
What?
I think, yeah, yeah, he's like, let's ride!
Yeah.
I'm already attacked! I'm already attacked! I'm already attacked!
What the hell? What the hell?
Get up boys! Get up!
Get up!
Chest dead?
Wait, is he one of the fighters?
I'm a barbarian.
We gotta look for really good stuff right now.
We gotta look for really good stuff.
Bring all these barrels and chest.
We gotta look for stuff.
Oh
We're trying to live. We're trying to live.
We're trying to live.
We want to live.
Hey, who's who?
It's a dog doing it.
I'm not with them!
What?
Who's this guy?
Guys, they're everywhere.
Get him! Get him!
What about him?
Get him!
Let him have it, wizards!
What do you do?
You catch the smelt?
Oh, oh, oh, that's your...
You know what's good about...
I'm gonna get the...
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
By the power invention in me, I spy stay.
Adam, Adam, Adam.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I did not know that.
I spy die!
That's the ultra-hidden, you give it?
Okay.
What the hell kind of name is that?
It's an ancestral name.
It's like an old one.
It's from the old times.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Why is this guy named Power?
The name is Power.
Oh, fuck!
What's going on?
Oh, the bad guy's back!
There's a flippy guy here.
He's summer summer.
Hold one shot!
I put an explosion!
Get a slipway with him, motherfucker.
Oh, fuck!
explosion
Excellent work with it's excellent work
I hit E. I hit E.
I did not hit on the barbarian.
Press where? Place your campfire now. Sit down.
Oh wait, okay.
Place your campfire?
Quick campfire, quick campfire.
Guys, let me come over here and press G next to the campfire.
I'm going to sit next to it.
I'm going to boost your health back up.
How do you guys talk and be seated?
I think the D bar is B.
We should be seated at B though.
G, G, G, G.
It's working.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Move move move!
Follow follow follow!
Oh he's our shopper he's got a guy on his leg!
Yeah I got some boats I got some...
I got some bolts and arrows for ya!
Go go go go go! Take this take this!
I got tons of bolts and arrows for you there you go!
Where'd it go?
Oh shit I don't know!
It got that it got that it got that it got that!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Get down!
Oh God!
Got him!
Sorry!
I have no questions right here!
Oh thank you thank you!
I'm gonna teach him!
What do you work?
I can't really help with basketball!
It's out of my control.
Another team! Another team boys over here!
Hey Pete, where where where?
Oh guys, we have to get out of here, we can't find him, we can't find him here.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
They're coming on us!
They're coming!
Retreat! Retreat!
Where are we?
Over yonder, over yonder!
Behind us!
I don't know where I'm leaving, I'll find him.
Quickly, quickly, through the door!
Oh another team, another team!
That's just like 3, 3, 2, 1!
Oh we're done!
No no no, run!
Run!
Oh shit!
Come on, you can see that lizard.
Wait, wait!
What is this guy?
What the fuck is this guy?
Look at what's up, man!
Oh shit!
Help!
I got him, I killed him!
I lead, I lead, I'm the best at this one!
No!
He helped!
I wanted too much poison strength!
I got him!
WIZARD STRESS!
He's doing cool stuff!
You got shot man!
Oh that was the spider dumbass!
How do I heal? I forgot how to heal!
3, 2, 1!
I'm grabbing your heart!
I don't want to get your heart!
WIZARD STRESS!
What was it?
WIZARD STRESS!
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up!
Press F and grab that little heart of things.
Got it!
Move, move, move!
Get that reboot card, boss.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
I got a reboot card, I got a reboot card.
I'm gonna get your repart life.
Oh shit!
Go to the red thing, go to the red port.
Oh, okay, okay?
We've got to go over here.
Woo, guys, we're about to transition to the next map.
We beat the first map, we beat the first map,
move, move, move!
All you have to do is hold down the F on one of these.
Who's he doing this to get to the port?
Okay, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
See you on the other side, listen.
Hold on, the pressure worked out, my god.
My god.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my man, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, my god, oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Whoo.
Who died?
I died, I'm dead.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, I have?
Wait, I didn't grab coconut to blow.
He's not gonna be able to shoot anything.
Aw, my hair is...
Wait, did you cover his...
Wait, no, I think this guy might have it, because you were naked.
Wait, you have...
You know, that's... that's giving.
Wait, this guy...
Wait, he expressed...
Guys, that's an AI.
No, no, no, wait, he said to find that other guy that was with us.
He's got your stuff.
Mm-mm-mm, how does it...
Oh...
Wait, what's happening?
We're going to the next map!
LEAKIN'!!
Oh my god, this is highly stressful.
Would you revive him?
Oh, I drop off my loot at that guy.
Ow!
Fuck!
Good information.
So all you do is revive gimmick, revive Mokoko,
and then wait till the other guy finds us to give us Kokoska.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Still light healing?
Tastes like a new tune.
Back demon! Back!
I
Wiggins our bumbies in a giant war get scouts hit when you shoot a boy
Our archers just impossible to dodge you just step slightly to the left or right
Yeah, I think you got to just move a little use moves like the right side was Bobbin and we've
seen man
Oh my god, I'm parrying that!
Here, go right!
What is going on?!
I'm parrying that!
You gotta go right or left on that swing.
Look at the trajectory of the blade.
I blocked it perfectly!
Oh my god.
Oh gee!
Get him, get him, get him!
Get him!
That'll happen!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh, jeez.
Do we have a campfire?
You have a campfire?
I think you should.
One oh, yeah, yeah, I have one. I have it
We can I hear what I meditate I'm gonna meditate
Someone's here
Hello
I gotta stop my stuff.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Did you lead me to the nearest revival? Who's he dozy? Yeah, follow me follow me. Thank you. Where's it? Thank you. Where's it?
Well, there's a lot of tracks you gotta look down. Oh, that's your lunch
This is for his exact moments gimmick. He's a genius. He's obviously a genius
Oh, he knows the exact routes.
He has memorized his catacombs.
The mystical unfoldings of the caverns.
The nooks and the crannies.
He's in the dark.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, there's a trap.
Our cranny man.
There goes our cranny man.
Look at the lazy slips and slides.
He's burning, he's burning.
Don't step in the fire.
Oh, we're cut off from you.
We'll have to turn you out of the other side, Wizard!
Oh...
Scared.
I'm scared. Is it okay?
To admit that I'm scared.
Don't worry.
Upper-wizard peanut is here.
You take care, Mr. gimmick.
Oh, my great attention.
Oh, not again.
Oh, my...
Is a fart following that guy?
It's a syphium.
I thought... I think it's you.
Was he go where's the fort? No, the fort's leaving.
It's been annoying.
What? You want to move randomly or what?
You ever go away?
Quick, superwaters.
I'm being told that if the skill is used, you'll just stay down.
Oh, the first one. Perfect. Perfect. Oh.
One right by butthole. Right by wreck. One of those sharp objects.
Oh. See. Oh. Oopsie. Other way, other way.
Oh. I'm starting to think there's no where he's going.
Oh. Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful.
Gotta be much more careful.
Jammer, jammer, jammer, sense. Mr. Peanut.
I hope you enjoyed your threesome with John and gimmick over the woods.
It was fantastic.
Wizards for life.
She is good, sir.
Oh, cheers! Good, good, cheers!
I forgot to grab more silly dishes. I want a cheers!
I'll bring my fresh air.
We're almost there.
We're hydrated.
How do I stab? How do I stab?
Not next to me. Not next to me.
You are...
Come back, come back, come back, Wizard.
What's it all about?
Look right here.
Look at me.
Look at that soft skin.
You look good, you look good, team.
Oh, oh, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Wait, where's this move?
I give you the arrows?
Oh, we, we, we, we, come, come, come, come, come.
I'll take some.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Did you see those right there?
Oh, come on, man.
Grab him!
Where?
Fuck it!
Oh, grab him!
I got him!
Go go go go!
I got him!
Good luck, boys!
Get ready, ready?
Take him!
This?
God dangit!
I don't got him!
Get him!
Move move move!
You got the heels?
Not really!
Uh, guy, I-
Yeah, but I-
Oh, we got one breath push!
Put your health down.
Oh, I'm on it!
I'm on it!
Hey!
Yeah!
Okay, okay, I'm gonna drop.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop yourself.
I'm gonna drop yourself.
You know where?
Thank you, thank you.
Are you ready?
Okay, this is this, this is this.
You're too much.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Come here.
Make the staring jump.
A little bit of loot.
This is you.
Wait, wait.
Coco, I have a crazy shirt for you, I think.
What?
He's gonna see this from the side by the side.
He's gonna get down.
Like it's his face.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Sorry, sorry, Wizard. I hear you. We are not received the message the enchanted message
We're getting pretty good
I don't think everyone's gonna make it out
Another wizard!
All you guys are in front of us!
VAMHAMMIT!
Oh my god!
What the fuck is that?
Get him all!
What is that man?
Where'd the other guy go?
SHIT!
Catch up this guy?
This is a guy?
Catch up this guy?
Oh
the purple button
There was a purple
The purple button on the screen
Wait, I'm close to scapefork. Oh, I'm here. I'm with you
How are you even opening this door? I don't know I see that's why we're a lot open to us. Oh
Oh fuck oh
We will we you ever
They are they already gone which it's over
We all we can use that the dash teleport oh gee
Yeah
God yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
At least I'm not a little spider at least I'm not a little spider
Oh this trick in the book mr. gimmick all this trick in the book
My bucket is not we've not got me with that on Saturday. That's they got me as well
Yes, yes, we should talk cocoa about that. Oh, yeah, it's very useful wisdom
I'm cooking I'm cooking because I'm buying stuff. I'm gonna go against everything everyone has been saying
even though everybody knows more about this game for sure than I do so but I
think right I'm gonna give it a teleport get rid of media and just
stack it full of ones I can throw at him
Good job, bud.
Mm-hmm.
If you want to do,
oh, you're not a wizard anymore, then buy it, okay.
Mm, we'll chain Lightning, that one seems good, that one's.
Ooh, and then Lightning's, no, no, that one was kind of bad.
Oh, the invisibility, it's a target invisibility
for four seconds while I get the target
also gives 5% boost, people.
Because I can make one of you guys invisible for like four.
The ice bolt.
I
See wait hold on wait I
Can make what are you guys invisible for four seconds with that?
Because casting a freezing wave centered on the cast of the expense over one seconds
Enemies touch by the fees way take 15 ice magical damage are inflicted with frostbite for 1.5 seconds
Frostbite the target loses 20% moves be bonus and 20% actions be bonus
hmm that's not good well that's okay it's not crazy
um
hmm
just wait
maybe I can't do this
how much is 15 damage is 15 damage a lot
20 damage 15 damage 20 damage
30 damage
Hmm
Wait, that's 20 damage. How much is this 25 damage? Oh, yeah, but I can't I did something so you do it out magic missile. Oh, P. Are you sure?
magic missile
Oh
Magic missile, I'll swap that out for this one that there we go
Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry.
I'm quiet in here.
I'm just, I'm discussing with my wizard council.
On what day?
Oh, yes.
I too, I too, I'm trying to figure this out.
This game is complicated.
I tell you this game is complicated.
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at everything.
This is, I don't get all this.
What the hell?
Mmm.
Oh.
Mmm.
I
Can't fill up my bar to 26 without using the ones I just took off
Oh, hey didn't your question could level up
We were twice we were the question again
I
Roll it when wait, wait, how you turn question how you do question again?
I bought them right on the on the lobby screen. There's a quest log
Okay, I'm gonna do I'm gonna actually put one of the ones I just had back in there. I'm gonna do teleport
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty good
Can I am I sure you don't want to do lightning strike 25 damage is quite a bit if I hit it with it. That's quite a bit
What's yours is you too oh
What over give it is anyway get one more knowledge
Is it
Oh
How do I get away? I'm gonna figure out how to get one more knowledge. We'll see it
One more knowledge
Knowledge, oh
Sorry this one
Sage perk
Changes shirt
But sir already has one knowledge be quick head. Okay. I'm gonna quit
Here we go
And now I'm cooking
Now I'm cooking boys. Oh, yeah, wait
How'd that lower the number of things I can do what that lower the number
Oh
Where's hat we said hat we got the wisdom we improved by one knowledge. Is he them?
No, everything only has one dogs. I like you get one more knowledge. I think it's possible
You can't
Wait now Oracle globe
Why would I just be doing this not eligible for base gear slots?
Oh, wait, wait, why haven't I been doing this whole time?
We what?
You guys, why haven't we been doing this the whole time?
What?
This has been more powerful the whole time?
So the move speed, it's like, can we just give me like two more seconds?
I'm maxing my I'm wizard maxing. I'm with you. I'm gonna take your time. I'm figuring this out too as I go
Take your time. Take your time
That's only minus 15 moving to you when I'm holding it right now, but I just have it right take take your time
Wait, it's what I'm it's what I'm holding it right. Yeah. Well, then yeah, who cares who cares? Oh
Yeah, that looks nice
That looks nice. That's oh
Oh, that's nice. That's all that's done. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, that's nice. Oh
that's
Oh, that guy that's um
You could have a dagger
All right, we'll put that one right there. Oh, perfect
Hmm
Well, that okay, they didn't really help you with the other thing I was doing
I don't think so. I just gotta remove one of these things. I see fucking I'll just do ice ball. I'll just do ice ball
Let's do this
Hey, hold on let's do that now we can maximize our our points in the bottom in time up
Take the purple robe
We're still almost done other wizards. Oh
Purple robe
I don't know
Roku Roku
Roku robe hey
Oh, I'm gonna go I'm locked and loaded. I'm good to go. I'm over seven. We did help me at all
Oh, oh, oh.
Mm.
All right.
I'm going in.
Wait.
Oh.
yeah
okay i'm gonna be all right let's ride let's go okay let's go let's do this
let's do this i don't i'm t i just wasted maxed i just wasted
yeah me too i just range i just i just range or maxed i had to get you a
second shit yep yeah i got better stuff now
yeah i'm i'm i'm wasted maxing i'm wasted maxing i'm wizarding it i'm
Wizarding it we're about to kill him. We're about to go crazy. We're about to go crazy
Perks we what's Perks what?
Keep her key
Yeah, perky. Let's get perky
No, I'm max I'm max. I'm I'm a little 15 switch out my perks
Mmm-hmm. Oh picture. Okay. Oh, he's was he's was he's was okay. You did nothing. I did a ton. I swapped out
like a ton of stuff
Ready up gimmick. We got it. We got a move. Did we get in there with it?
Oh, what are you eating? He's wizarding around
With wizards
I'm barbarian
I'm a sweet barbarian boy.
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs, I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Wait, what is that?
What?
Oh
What is this?
I'm on fire.
What is that?
I've been lit a blaze.
Is that a wizard?
I've been lit a blaze. I don't know.
It's like a wizard.
I'm going. I'm going.
What the hell is this?
I don't know.
He's coming for you.
Kill him. Kill him.
Oh
This is not good
Come on in, man.
Oh my God.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
Okay, I say we hide our screens and switch servers
and do that on repeat.
Yeah, I agree. I'm on my screen.
Okay, everybody hide your screens. Hide your screens.
You see your game too, so they can't see what's going on.
Okay. Okay, I've got it.
I got it. Everybody ready?
Are you guys ready up? They're already up at a random point.
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, okay, okay.
Mm-mm.
Okay, so, Pete Nobles, they're pushing over the baby map.
Squire Royal.
You'll see what we've seen a couple more rounds, and we'll have this thing locked out.
And...
Right again!
Again!
I
Give it to his mommy powers effectively give it you know about your mother power
I ain't got no mommy powers. What does that mean? I'm getting worthy you should have mommy powers
How does that mean?
They're not place
this way. We gotta, we gotta find, we gotta find our wizard boy again someday.
What do you guys want? Get it, get it. We'll find each other again.
Oh my God. Oh, I made a screw! Oh, I did it man.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
This guy just doesn't fucking die!
This is not good.
What?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Thank you.
Holy fucking shit.
Who's over the door again?
Oh, is that Gabella?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I just said I'm a campfire
I would have been the campfire where you are
Go to me, go to me, go to me, go to me, go to me
I'm gonna slip a campfire
Oh god
Magic missile
Gotcha
Little shop, shop
Let me see your loot, everything so you can grab some good stuff
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the barbarian, right?
I've got some for you, I've got some for you.
Okay.
You loot all the bodies. I've got some for you.
I've got some for you, and I've got some...
I've got arrows, I've got arrows as well.
Yeah, and I've got a fancy little pair of gloves.
Fantastic.
One might even call mittens.
I've got heavy gollas right here.
I'll be walking for a dupermitten.
See this, see this?
Here's the mystic mittens.
Arrows. Got it.
Where's the missing gloves?
Here, I missed the gloves right here.
Where?
This?
I dropped them.
Where?
Right here. Look, they're here.
Oh, thank you. Right here.
Ooh.
Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, you're crazy.
I'm gonna set up camp here, boys.
I'm gonna set up camp here.
Let's relax for a little bit.
Okay, I'm gonna close these doors, then.
I'm gonna stick with a bear trap right here.
This is, in fact, where we spawned.
We have made great progress.
Thank you. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is nice right here. It's the life. This is what it's all about right here
Look at us three travelers. Nice campfire
Sing the campfire song. Now see how?
around the campfire and say that camp I saw
a C A F I R I S O and D song
and if you don't think that you can say it faster than you're wrong
they don't know how bad you just say you got long
C A F I R I S O and D song
Okay, I guess you saw real person. Wait, where? I don't know. I see a archer right there
An archer a little bow archer
Oh shit
I have the area a local farmer
Some kind
They can get pretty big. I think the technology we did actually means the students in fight. I can't see him
Get it something. I know. Yeah, this is not
Behind you. Oh man. Oh, what was that? This is like some type of boss or something. I can't see anything
Got the back of it, you okay?
Wait, why can't I?
I got...
Wait, wait.
Hey, you gotta...
I'm working on it.
He's just running over the entire army, we need to run.
I can't see anything!
Magic vision!
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
Oh my god!
I'm running!
I can't see the cat!
It's an invisible back!
Magic vision!
Come in, come inside!
Back down, back down!
Help!
There's players, there's players!
What?
Oh no, no, no, we gotta go this side!
Oh
I'm so dead it's over it's over it's over. Oh my god
We're gonna go this way, okay?
We're gonna go this way.
Hey, who these dead people?
Oh, God!
And like that, pushy, like that!
Oh, I might! I might!
Dang, the freaky-ticky gang are gonna get ya!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Where are the rivals?
Are they in the courtyard?
Oh.
You got a bad on me?
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, shit.
No.
Did you get killed by the players?
I got killed by a scientist.
Oh, no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh shit. Help. Help. God damn it. You get
this thing fucking everywhere. I'm coming boys. I'm coming.
Get him, baby. Get him. Get his ass.
I like that, pussy. I like that, huh? I like that, bitch.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
I guess.
Let's get up. Let's go. Let's go.
What are you guys at?
I'm up above.
We would not let them get away with their heinous crimes.
We would not let them get away with it.
I don't know where I am. I think I'm on it.
We press M? Press M and we gotta go to the circle.
Okay.
Can I open doors?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait, I'm dying, but all the spiders just killed me.
What? Oh, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it.
How you doing?
Oh, yes, I'm in the Skeleton College down the road.
Oh, I see a Skeleton internship next week over at the Skeleton accounting firm.
The area's got, you know, I got my eye on a couple places, but this has got good energy.
There's a ladder, some kind of ladder machine.
without bones how does one climb so if you guys kill the plan they're like what
I'm not quite sure I don't know if we just get to laugh I think it's for the
glory laugh at them I still think there's any benefit what you have a
I believe, I believe, that is actually, yes, it is for the glory!
Revenge needs, needs nothing more than the sweet taste of victory.
You will handle these foolish, we will handle these foolish.
Come on, Mr. Gimmick.
Where'd you go?
I went, I went, I went, I went where we died, I went where we died, I made it.
I went I went I'm where we died and where we died. I made it. Well, I'm just going to the circle
I don't even know what that is. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good call. Good call. Oh
You treat with the lady after community question player damage and you get good sis get money from a merchant
Oh, you kids will you get money from a merchant? Oh?
Why don't I'm out of I'm out of the right here
We're coming I'm coming
Oh wait for you wait for you
Oh shit oh shit
Hey like that pussy
Hey boy
Oh
Oh my god oh I'm going crazy
I'm going crazy
I see you I see you I'm here
I'm going crazy
Oh
Oh shit
I'm having
My dead body mercilessly good efforts. I'd say we did good out there. We did good listen boys
This was a solid I'm proud a lot better than being sniped like we actually got a chance there, you know
I I am proud of
Of how of how we did I bought it's not always about yeah reading
Right about or killing we're killing or doing any good any
gain whatsoever in whatsoever or surviving or doing damage or
Getting looted or sometimes it's about having a general understanding of what's happening it. I hate my life
It's about giving it. That's right
Mm-hmm. That's right. You get a powerful sword because I see what we need to do is get these games and then
Just hit all the barrels next to us. We got a loot up because it we got we get like super good like
Robes and swords and crossbows and stuff
So we could do these free kits forever though, right? This isn't this is just yeah, yeah
Okay, I like that. That's not how it used to be
All right, I'm readying up, be a cleric either it looks like.
One more level for one more perk, yeah, but I level up one more time, I'll get another
perk, I'll become so powerful, so powerful.
Maybe I'll be a cleric, should I be a cleric?
Is that where you can heal us?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, let me hold on, hold on, so I don't need, so.
Explain the game, Mr. Plans.
I'm a wizard.
And...
Um...
Hold on.
The original character's name?
Um...
Well, that's about...
That's most of it.
That's...
That's the big part.
There's some other stuff, too.
I'll keep you informed.
I'll keep you updated.
I'll let you know.
I'm wizarding it.
the game. Hold on. Hold on. I'm
making a, making a, um, healing.
Honestly, it kind of feels like
the other guys are more powerful
than me, like the sorcerers and
like the warlock or whatever.
Yeah, that we're like, we're like
little grunts right now.
Yeah, maybe I should be a
sorcerer like a warlock or
something.
Maybe I should be a sorcerer like a warlock or something
You sure but you've already leveled that wizard to the level nine. That's true
So it's like you're about to hit that next perk, right? Maybe that'll be the difference. That's true
That's that's actually would be massive that would be massive hundred percent
Okay, I
Have committed my life to the cloth
Fantastic fantastic
All right, let's get it. Make sure you hide the screen ready on up and I'm already up at a random point time
Hmm. I see it might actually be better for you to be barbarian. We can go up there and get your shit kicked in well me and Coco
You'll kind of had him from the back type shit. Yeah for the back type shit nasty back side. What?
Nasty wizard saying I should be made. Oh
Wait, wait, wait this our son doesn't does this make sense chat our son up
Oh, we were just doing a little wizard.
Good, good, I'm in.
Take your Bob one.
Is that good?
Take your Bob one.
Hmm.
Cocoa shouldn't be Ranger.
You can do, oh, you can do, you can do melee as a cleric.
I would assume you have less health as a cleric.
The cleric is useless.
Hmm.
We the cleric is useless. He shared one person. I might be getting one guide
cleric barb air barbarian Ranger wizard is meta at the moment. Okay. Okay. What we what's the matter?
What's it? What's the three team?
Barbarian Ranger and uh, and and wizard is that's four people we can only be in three guys
Huh
Okay, well, let's try this let's try this. Okay. Yeah, try this yeah, what are we trying? What are we trying?
We're apparently the cleric in resurrection one
I mean a healer heals are in the heat of battle, could you imagine? I don't know you know we try it out
Oh
Oh!
That brought you!
We got to sort of collect this stuff, sort of collect this stuff!
He touched this stuff, he touched...
Let's get together...
And after you're gone...
Oh, it's a loo!
Okay...
Oh, he's burning, he's burning!
Oh, fuck!
Oh dear.
Oh dear, there's a bunch of skippers.
There's a lot of them.
It's a stinker nest.
Fireball!
It's a stinker nest.
Fireball!
Let's jump this skip.
Fireball!
Holy crap!
Magic mission!
What happened?
Give it.
My explosion.
Fiery rage.
Well, yeah.
Ooh.
Magic machine!
Nice!
Wow!
Yeah, fiery rage!
Hell yeah!
Ooh!
Boys, boys, I just got some crazy!
I just got some crazy!
I got some cross paths!
Ooh!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
I just got a crazy wizard room!
I just got nice cross paths, dude!
Oh!
Put them on!
They're on!
I'll take them off.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
What?
Oh, it's the thing again!
Magic, magic, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, Jesus.
It cinched me, I got cinched.
Yes, we need to watch the locky door.
I don't have the chest, I'll open the chest, yeah.
Can I have a minute to eat real quick?
Okay, guys, honestly, I kind of, oh, are you feeling the energy? I feel like, I'm like, this might be the one!
This could be it, this could be the one, yeah!
Oh, I got heals for days, heals upon heals upon heals. I can bless you, I can heal you, I can strike you, I can protect you.
There's a dog in there. Wait, a spell bug?
Yeah.
Wait, magical damage three.
Hmm
No crystal ball is definitely better than the block hundred percent
Because you do all the guys you kill too. He's got some good stuff on
I got I got I got I got nice shoes for a wizard
We should choose I got with a shoe. I got a old shoes
Magical damage bonus. Come here, Pete.
Guys, the book is...
Hey, hey! What the guy here?
Kill him! Kill this motherfucker right now!
Is that the guy? Is that the one?
Goddammit!
Have you picked this?
I wish maybe
Now
I think I can use this because there's not one knowledge on it
My wisdom
She
Um
I can't talk.
My bc is not working. I don't know why. Oh, he gave me so yeah, you hear your fingers
And we gotta get time to work stop time you gotta learn. Oh, there's a team. There's a team. Okay, okay, okay
He's pretty sure get
My mom
Oh my god, oh my god.
Try to protect him.
Hey!
I'm gonna try to protect him.
Heal me, heal me, heal me!
Quick, quick, quick, heal me, heal me, heal me!
You make- you make- you make him heal me.
Give me something.
No, Linda!
They're coming, they're coming!
Oh!
Heal!
Get down, where are you going?
What do you need?
Ahhh, I've been a-
They're here, they're here!
Oh!
I don't know what's happening. I don't know either. Help me. Help me.
Thank you. Oh wow. That was really nice. That's really nice. That's really nice.
Whoa. What? What? What? What?
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, my God. Oh, I got a maxed.
Hey, nice.
I've wasted all of them. We would have had.
Shit!
Help me. Help me. Help me.
I had that.
Because I had to meditate. I had to meditate.
It's just a little bit of meditation, a little bit of meditation.
I'd like to talk to you about a clarity.
They're all there.
Oh.
Eek!
Charge, wizards!
Charge!
Oh, shit!
I hit him.
Head up again.
I hit him.
Oh, shit.
Over there.
I got my cheat lightning charged up.
Oh.
I got my, I got my chain lightning, charged up.
Shit!
Oh, it's wisdom darted, wisdom darted!
Chain lightning!
Oh, okay, you can go.
Hold on, one second sir.
Chain lightning!
One second, one second sir.
Get blessed, chief.
Why is this working, why is this working?
Okay, I'll do it.
Over the door, over the door!
Chain lightning!
Oh shit!
He's going in, he's going in.
I hit this guy?
Okay. Oh my god. Oh, this guy's fast as shit. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm going in the door. I'm going in the door.
Dude, I need this one in here with that shit. No, no, no. That was our boy. That was our boy.
Oh
They're retreated they're retreated
Yeah, they're right here the right here at bandaging
Oh my god, oh my only pushing is pushing
I didn't know why it was a perfect shot
I need some I need some heels I need some heels
Are you here for the bad news about Jack?
He's running back and he's back
I don't have any benches I'm out of benches
Oh my god no you have more heels
I'm saying I'm saying I'm a campfire
Oh wait they're here they're here
No they're here they're here they're here
I hit him I hit him I hit him
Magic missile!
I'm gonna take my shot!
Oh!
Oh God!
Hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him!
Oh my God!
Guys, I'm gonna set up a campfire, I'm too low, I'm too low!
Set up a campfire, set up a campfire!
Hit him again?
Oh, the zone's here, we need to move!
Oh, fuck, I'm fucked!
Run!
I need heals, I need heals!
I need heals, you set up a campfire?
I'm gonna go for it!
We can't set up a campfire, there's a zone here, there's a zone here!
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool!
I
Think I finally do not have magic mission which it is hit scan if you if you look at them
It'll follow the guy
They use any kind of gas to the trajectories
That works
I put the kid by dad
Oh my god
Oh, that was intense
That was intense
Holy shit
I was doing pretty good with the bow there though
I mean, you cookin, you cookin?
I was cooking.
Oh, that guy was, who was that guy?
Cause I'm not gonna lie to you,
that was not my proudest round.
I believe I missed literally every single snack I got.
Oh, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
I blew half my heels missing you guys, so.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Well, actually, we just went steam cobs.
He didn't get any healing experience.
We just went steam cobs.
I'm sure we'll get the egg in an ice box.
I just screamed, I just screamed.
Oh, hold on, give me just one minute to look at my,
I need to switch the spell real quick.
I see you got some neat new ones.
Real quick.
Oh, oh shit, I'm level 10, I'm level 10.
You can watch, you can watch.
Oh, get the perk.
I'll get the next perk as well.
You should, yeah.
Hmm.
Which one should I do for our third one?
Which one should we do?
What should we do?
Oh, by the way, guys, people are telling me that you got to up your brightness like there's like a brightness option and you can see more apparently.
Oh, yeah, I'm actually my brain case.
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually still dark as hell.
It's called dark and darker.
Sage gives more spells.
It is indeed.
Oh, shit.
It is indeed.
I kind of want to do.
I
Is the one that lets you move on casting spells wouldn't one of these down here is one of these up here
Quick chair you sir quick jelly only 50% spell castings, but I believe that's how they're good
What about gain 10% magical damage for this?
What about that?
That sounds pretty good.
Magic damage of the targets affected by frostbite.
complexed.
Hmm.
Stage for knowledge.
Does it knowledge just give us more points?
So I don't really want that either.
What would be the best?
We guys, what is this 10% magical damage bonus?
Is that every spell ever?
Or is it like specific spells?
It's magical.
Is this just 10% more damage overall?
Oh.
Yeah, let's see this one then.
This one's sweet.
Which is sweet
Okay, okay, all right, okay
All right
Doing a little a little fiddling and dittlin with with the spells and stuff
No quicksand, quicksand is poo, quicksand is poo I can just, I can just prepare before I go and guys, that's poopoo.
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, hi Gyspeed, hi Gyspeed.
I, guys why would I watch 50% decreased or increased spell casting speed?
I'm always in the back anyways.
It's not like I'm like, oh God, I gotta get this out.
Oh boy, I could've gotten that spell out 15% faster.
I'm being told that it's a skill issue. Just don't die
You need it in case you miss
Oh, I never miss
I'm the best wizard on this game. Oh, let's get in there
I'm- oh, okay, okay.
DENCHILD! RIDE!
You
Okay
Oh, my God.
There's a lot of arrows on this guy.
A lot of arrows over here.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, Lord.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
I
Think he thinks is he dead
He's dead wait, uh go go right here rogue cow right here right here right here. Oh cow this guy this guy
Rogue cow. Mm-hmm. Is that mine? I can't wear this be let your ranger. Yeah
That's a that's a rogue
Oh, oh, that's a rogue. Yeah
Oh, oh
Hello, oh, I got a rape here. I got it. What that oh increases a sword like it's got a rape here
That's it. I got one of those two
Look see you can you use them? I can use it. Can you use a sword? Um, Mr.
Wizard can you use a school? I know I can use this dagger. Oh my god, you look
I mean a lot of games, those are classified as like, nice-ish.
Oh, I can't use it, ah, I can't use it.
Oh, here you go, I have a dagger, I have a dagger.
Oh, really?
Rondell, yes, my father's Rondell, I just dropped it somewhere.
Oh, that's nice.
I think I hear someone.
Oh, thanks, boys.
That's a good one.
I think I hear some one. Oh, thanks, boys. That's nice. That's nice.
The Ranger can use the rapier. You should go out of the appropriate. Yeah, yeah.
There's a purple one over there. Go check the other one as we're down here. Take that one.
I take. Thank you. Take this one.
Excellent. Excellent. What are you eating?
meat and noodles why did you give us any new lady I got some meat oh don't you
worry boss don't you worry I'll give it to you later wizard oh shit excellent
work excellent work oh there's some good gloves on this guy right here right here
Loves
That's uh, oh my god, so many treasures I know I do a woodsman's
A lot of lawyer
Oh, magic protection potion!
Score!
Oh, we gotta get in the zone, I think.
Did you eat more loot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god
Incredible
I can't use it it just it deletes one of my spouse because it doesn't have any knowledge
Yeah, yeah
Oh, there's a big box right here.
Oh, circles come.
I need a pick lock in.
Oh, we pick lock in.
Oh, PPP.
What's this?
Check that out.
Circle.
What?
Oh.
That big?
Um...
I don't...
Circle! Circle!
I don't know if that's good.
Is that good?
Oh.
Oh, I mean, that's very bad.
Very bad.
Oh, that's a shot?
Oh, but give it to the Clarence.
Oh, yeah, he has healing bonuses on it.
Take this, take this.
Oh!
Give me, give me, give me.
Take that, take that.
Oh, it's going for it.
All right, all right, all right.
One's right here.
Why?
Quickly, quickly, message.
What do you mean gone for it?
No, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got it.
Oh, why is it open?
Why close right here, Giddick?
Right here?
I dropped it?
You think I'm dropping it right here?
I just dropped it right on me.
Is that the ground?
Back you back!
Holy shit, you fired.
All right, yeah
Give me some of the stuff box. I just dropped out the ground right here further to
Hey, take this take this take this what what what look that box right here. Oh
I
Where'd he drop a very ceremonial staff is this it oh, hey, I really has no good stand in the wizard
Even though it's a legend
Knowledge and will is probably for knowledge and will
He's got me. I can take one more bite of the noodles
Famous
Where's it? Where's it?
Where does it go if I would buy it? I'll be over here over here
Taking care of these scallies. Let me know what you need deals. Oh shit
Okay, I'm gonna put it behind you. What's that? Oh, God
You gotta play just like box thing over here if you want to get rid of the spiders to where the people go
Hey, you're gonna be right here
I killed you I'm really where I killed the wrong
I
Oh my god, let's go to keep having no way this happened
Come on!
They're behind me, they're behind me, help, help, help, help!
Pete!
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move!
You hit me, Pete!
What the fuck?
What the hell, Pete?
Okay!
Okay, Pete, okay.
Okay, okay, alright.
Pete, Pete, Pete, what are we doing?
I was the healer!
Oh my...
Oh, give it. No, there was another wizard behind this.
And he just started blasting.
I tried to stop him, but he wouldn't listen.
He wouldn't listen.
Well, we tried our best.
I'm proud.
Guys, I'm not joking. I think we're getting so good at this.
I'm getting where I go three people now. Do I remember killing anyone a little absolutely not?
That's what I mean. Don't that's what I mean. Don't
Okay, I'm starting it's gonna take me
Damage
Oh, it was the guy right down the other side of you.
Wait, how do I check the stats?
Is it like a leaderboard at the end?
Top right?
I don't know what that means.
Man, I think I did kill him, somewhat.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I killed three, okay, okay.
Killed three people.
I'm hearing you killed three people.
Oh, my God, I did!
Three player kills.
Whoa.
Who are you?
You want tables?
I'm telling you, a couple more rounds.
I'm gonna have this matched,
and we're gonna be killing wizards and rangers
and all that, left and right.
Left and right will be dominating the battlefield.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Domination or wizards
I do it's just
maybe like 20 more hours.
We are geniuses.
Hi IQ, hi EQ.
We learned at ten times the rate of that abnormal.
Hello.
Hmm.
You're very good.
I'm gonna feel a fan.
I'm gonna feel a cruddle.
What's what's not done eat this robot? I feel
Fantastic
I need to do some door-dash. We didn't eat anything on the trip. We right we just ate chips
We basically have to advertise the whole time. Hi. I yeah, yeah, I think I had two chicken wings and
One bite of a burger. We all have that one bite of the burger
Yeah, I think that might be everything.
Let's meet Nuroz, let's meet Nuroz.
Wait, we didn't have a real meal, right?
We just ate appetizers.
I'm pretty sure the entire time you guys were here, we ate appetizers.
That's it.
Yeah, that is all.
That is all.
That was great appetizers, though.
Those were good appetizers.
that's why we started getting stuff in there where you can sell is it the
more money we have the more like use and stuff we can bring in and demand yes
yeah yeah if we get out with one good round one good round
This is our rap voice, this is our rap lock and lock.
Hold this up, that message is gonna be in the game.
I'm shooting him.
The RCC is gonna have quicks.
He's gonna cause too many problems.
Got him.
Oh, that's the guy.
Oh shit.
Oh, the doggy doggy.
Magic Mitchell!
Oh man!
Die!
Magic Mitchell!
I
Holy excellent word boys excellent work
There's some gloves right here if you want them that guy who loves nice
Mm-hmm, I used the wrong spill there. Oh, there's a bar. Oh, you was a bard. I
Am not a bard no
Hey, what are you was it? I'm a Clarence
Hmm bad to give those balls you got there. Oh
He's a blue rapier. I also got a dragger
Is that what is that sound someone coming isn't that isn't that are yours?
There's another like wasn't that
Oh my god, I'm cooking holy shit. I saw a crazy magic. I saw a crazy magic ball. Double my magic damage. Oh
Oh, baby. Oh, that's much much
baby, baby
All right, I'm opening
Right
Fuckin'
You got...
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Hello, good sir
I was hoping you could wish my daughter Lili a sweet 16th birthday
We love your videos and find you hilarious
What do you mean?
No, it does
It does
I did
Use them skillfully, magically
Ha!
How you doin'?
How you doin' buddy?
I'm doing.
Wait, I thought you were in order.
You hit it, you smacked it.
Oh, everything breaks.
Have you been thinking about that?
Well, I wanted to think of you bro.
You think my 20 swings?
Oh shit, you're not going there, you've got the night guys.
Oh, they're already activated, we're done.
Okay, okay.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, oh god.
Fuck it, I'm magic machining.
You're doing magic. Magic, magic!
Papa's coming, Papa's coming. Magic, magic!
You got him! You got him!
Isn't there like bosses in this game though? Oh, I got something good for you.
Right here, give me, give me, give me, click, click. Right here on this, on this guy. You need to have it.
I marked us all back there. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did, yeah. Straight, okay, alright.
Oh, I need my knowledge though. I need my knowledge
Is this girl she was she was
I got some for you I got some for you give it
Hey, this is good.
If you get to this, you just...
You get to this shield.
Destroy this heinous creature.
Let me send him back.
Stop, stop, stop.
The pit of darkness from whence he came.
What is it?
Oh, there's a mosquito!
Oh, shit.
Ooh, he's a poof, and he's a poof. Got him!
He's a poof.
Um...
What'd you get? You said you guys...
I know I know it's just you on the ground over here
Because I do a quick meditation quick quick. Oh, yeah, I got a little bit too. Hey wait for me. Wait for me
I want to meditate to hmm. I got a crystal ball. Is that good?
I don't know. Yeah
What's the what's the bonuses? What's the bonus? I think I can't fire down apparently if I do this I get my biscuits back
Should we receive the camcorder for healing I need my biscuits apparently I hope this works
I hope I get one guy super charges it it's super what are you biscuits for?
I'm doing biscuit stuff. I'm getting it. Yeah, I'm getting breakfast
Your Christmas really good rolls what is rolling go?
Can't fucking awesome
Oh, shit.
No, we're all Machu Picchu boys.
Machu Picchu!
What the hell? It almost didn't.
What?
Was he a wizard himself?
He was.
He was a wizard himself.
We got a Hudgy trap.
Oh, I can't use it. Oh, you're ready to use it.
Is there a box here?
There's a Hudgy trap in there if you want it.
Got it.
I
See a little people beyond there. Oh guys. We're in the circle. We're good. We're the map. We're all the way to the corner
He will venture off over yonder
Oh
Yeah.
Oh, this man's missile is nice for PvE.
Oh my god, oh my god, look!
I got a legendary Howard!
Yeah!
And I got a bardic, purple bardic pants.
Oh, oh, hey.
Oh, right here, right here.
Magic missile!
Oh, take this, oh, take this.
Oh, shit!
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hey, where do I kick it?
No, not this.
wait what am I taking?
no no we took we have some legendary stuff
shit
get up in there
I didn't see shit
wait wait wait you take this tell me it might be better than your stuff I don't know
magic power 2 wizard shoes and
wizard shoes
pole planes
jester pole lanes
take this crystal ball
take this crystal ball right here
I don't know what the hell that does for you
oh I already found this one
I've got what I'm equal
of equal power
What are the stats on it? Oh, hey hold on wait actually
No, no, yeah, mind
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oh,
danger. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I have nothing for you. Oh, shit. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I was just getting small, small, small, small. So we have to
I see I see the pro now. What do you think? What the hell is that?
Let's go. Oh, there's some type of
turkey demon lady.
Turkey demon lady.
Oh
It's a harpy
What oh my god, she's cheating she's a cheater
Oh my god, you know what I'm gonna let you guys handle this one
going on over here yeah we want it's a health shrine and your full HP what we
mean but this thing I thought I might like increase like my back
Stop!
Oh, please, please, please.
I'm not okay.
Well, you guys, tell me if you're healing me.
Get this, I give it.
Woo!
Yes, yes, sorry.
I thought I could get power.
Magical.
But it turned out to be a double dip.
Guys, I am cooking.
I have like crazy good stuff.
We gotta try to get out, right?
We gotta get out.
We gotta go to the next one.
Over here, right here.
Is that it?
Is there, there's no way to just extract from this map?
No, no, no.
You have to go deeper?
No, no, no.
You just took my portal, you asshole, what the...
What? You said get in, I got in!
Now, bake your own portal, jackass!
Wait, no, no, no, that's hell.
You're going to hell?
What? What?
Oh, wait, talk to this...
A slight mis-input?
Yeah, you can give me a loot, you'll take it back.
Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Wait, what do you mean we're in hell?
Isn't that where we're going to...
I don't want to go to hell.
I don't I don't I don't I don't I'm I'm not I I don't know I don't just but an exaggeration
it's just a mission but just a mission but exaggeration mission but mission but
should put mission but oh wait you're you're in battle we out game mode there's
no exit to the third level
Oh, I got you. So we had to come here no matter what. Oh, I got to do a quick meditation.
Apparently only one team can escape the whole game. One team's got a what? Only one team
get escaped that's not true is it um I got a flute I mean which only one three
I said I'm hearing three but that might be one group oh yeah one group of guys
I
Next love's right here boys
I'm coming I'm gonna need boxes right here. All right. What which we're all here. Oh
Oh
That was very easy.
Magic Pistol!
Oh shit!
Watch this!
BANG!
Oh my god!
That's too bad.
Incredible.
Okay.
Oh
Guys we got some stuff in here
Oh
what the hell yeah yeah yeah that's not way over oh watch the stink I got a
bit of over here and I can cue them both it's gonna be a double oh okay oh that's
nice that's nice it's acceptable I thought that guy was scarier than that
got your back all right he's a guy it's a double-steak
oh stand back technology stand back
oh stand back
oh my goodness how you do a quick meditation is
this is a stink take to go away
I'm gonna open this door over here guys. If I die I'm dead.
Uh, wait, what are we doing?
We're gonna do that dad.
Don't...
What's that?
Why do I hear wings flap?
Um...
Uh, maybe there's like a bird.
The soft pitter-patter of...
ominous flapping wings.
From the grey gear?
Oh
Guys anybody have
Shrind over you guys you never want to use it when you have full health. Oh
Yeah, okay guys, we're going away. We're going out of the circle. You gotta go more in here
What is this is this just
He's safe.
This is a traveler.
Give us.
He's a traveler.
A traveling traveler.
I have a turn, I have a turn.
Do not fear wizards!
And where we going next boys?
I think we gotta go more like inland, like um...
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
The server's closing!
I'm telling you, it's fine just...
HIT THE!
nice something jumping you have the arrows out all these when we don't need
it you've got it you've got the arrows out the people here right I think so I
might miss them
Oh, my God, what's going on over here, you think?
Oh, that's a circle.
I think we got to go this way.
We got to go that way.
I think we got to take a ride.
What?
Come in your hole.
Come on, Dave.
Where's your hole?
I'll come in your hole.
It's in the bag.
I
Was your thing
We're separate
They're climbing look
Where?
Right on me! Right below!
I feel like I hear something.
Oh!
Oh, are you through here on the left side? On the right?
Guys, right below, guys, below you!
Fireball!
They're down there, they're down there!
Fireball!
I'm in them, I'm in them!
I will bite them!
Go over here boys, go over here!
Yeah, I'll be over here, I'll be over here!
K-lighting!
So right on your part-
Oh, I mean what's that?
I'm gonna be safe, I'm gonna be safe, I'm gonna be safe.
Oh shit, there's a question, we gotta move, we gotta move!
This way boys, this way, this way, this way, this way!
Oh, fight, fight this guy!
I'm dead!
And we gotta go, we gotta go!
Hey, fight, stop, fight!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna go to the zone!
Well, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We act, we act!
Well, we're dead, we're dead.
No!
So my, my giant heal,
That was gonna get us all to full health.
We did not work and then I walked into the circle.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
Whose guys were it?
Whose guys were it? Who was it?
Gimmick cannot move while doing his giant give.
Yeah, the same story.
I thought, I wasn't moving, I popped it.
I thought it was just a burst, but apparently it's like,
It takes it a little bit to tell you Trigger.
Aw man! Aw man!
We had to fight there. We had to turn around and fight there asses, man.
No, no, that was definitely not...
No, it was one guy. It was one guy that killed us. It was nobody else.
Let me tell you what happened if I turned around in that hallway and fight that guy.
Even if we win, we all died in a circle and I guarantee you I'm going to hit you with an AOE and kill you immediately.
150%
1501,000%
100,000%
Alright, let's go
We're getting better and better
100%
1% increase
We'll definitely get back
We'll make sure you get all your loot from the expressmen
Oh shit, where do we get that at?
It's I go to the merchant at the top of success. Oh shit. Okay. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, I think you saw it too
So my someone the cockatrice you guys who I saw oh I saw us with the collector
hmm
I take some stuff in
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Look how many 79 gold.
I got a, I got 462 gold on me.
Oh my god.
Rich wizard
Yeah, I think this is like this enchanted ball into the thing with me
I've got some food on the way
Okay, let's move okay, okay, okay, okay, we are lock it lock it. We're doing this we know the same
Every game you become we increase our power tenfold
Hi my speed
Mm-hmm done rich wizards
Can take any gear and describe if you want to build a kit you gotta play hardcore
We're going I was saying you need to play normal mode so you can escape and
And level up and get better shit. Yeah, that's stupid. Let's ride
Thanks so much, thanks for thinking about me.
What the hell is that?
Magic missiles!
What? What?
Magic missiles!
Watch the help!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
We did it! We did it!
Check this out.
Move out of the way, move out of the way!
Watch this, watch this.
Magic missiles!
What the hell?
Why is he coming for me?
Get off my friend!
Magic Metal!
What the hell?
Oh, there he is.
Stupid bitch.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, hey.
Hey, hey, now.
Wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on, now.
Hold on, now.
I do like that was you.
Hold on, now.
Hold on.
They spawned without a loop.
Wait, this is, oh, wait, this guy's here, here, here, here.
This is just up for you guys, I think.
Take a look.
Yeah, I got a bed sheet.
We're gonna get a bed sheet.
Give Peanut that necklace.
What necklace?
Pro necklace he a cleaf is signature pro necklace
Because we like a brand of golden was good for me. This is good for the clarinet on the ground
Where's that was that was right there take that necklace where where right?
Where it's okay? Oh?
Wait, I wait somebody else. Okay
It's what I should it I don't have it it's gone. Oh wait. No. Oh
Oh, that's
What does that do for you?
One point six percent magical damage for us one will I see a play on me. Well, where where where right for me
Look at I'm coming Ranger one zero nine. You see me. I don't know
Wait, this guy's a weirdo.
Fuck you guys!
Magic visual!
What?
We should run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I need heels I need heels
I
Oh my god
Give it to the move give it to the move
Busted a move on him
Oh my god, oh
Maybe you've had a job
He ain't as fireball at the enemy and not at the floor
Fuck yeah, what I want to kill the enemy not them
Rats you standing on
She lightning shots you strike
A O E damage would hit the enemy. A O E damage, P A O E blast. Well yeah, I know. But if you
hit him directly, it's three times the damage. It's three X damage. Three times the damage. Three times.
three X is nice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The three X is nice. Three X is nice.
Mm-hmm. If you should know how you write this game, your game looks awful.
Next question now.
That's right.
You use middle mouse button to ping enemies and items you guys can sew what's good
Now we know what would ping and really does this game though like I
don't really see the ping like what's the actual ping at.
They need to sit on the left side, but it's just what Schumer doesn't even see anything.
Ah, let's run!
I said I can't fire already
Not doing too good
We are an R
I think ashes slower than shadow right here
We say
I got something for you. I forgot what it was.
I got something for the cleric as well.
Give me, give me, give me, take this.
Wait, what's that?
Take this. Can I have it?
I'm going to treat you with my inputs.
Oh, my God.
Absolute blessing.
Blessing upon blessing
I'll take that blessing here we go shop tree
Now I can pay I can peek back
I
Oh, yeah
Hey, don't worry
Oh, that didn't look like it felt good, hit his ass, hit his ass.
Oh
We're trying to. We got to. We got to. Lock it in boys. I just read. Let's ride.
Okay. This is our time right here. This is our time. This is this is our moment.
Is this it? Is this it? 100% 100%
said. Because I think what we should do whenever we get these fights is target the guys with
the least amount of health, like not the warriors or the whatever, but like the wizard and the warlock.
I mean, I sent Peanut, you care to address the rumor that is your halo campaign ended on easy,
because you're going to win gamers to win. Rise to search and forge prophecy.
No, that's right.
I
Where'd you find this book boys
Okay
Okay, all right, okay, all right. Okay. All right
Magic missiles!
Oh shit.
Oh!
Careful, got it.
Magic missiles!
Oh shit.
Magic missiles!
Oh good.
Oh nuts.
Magic missiles!
Oh nuts.
Oh my god.
That's I am hurting first work.
You have a couple arrows.
Okay.
What do you have?
A couple arrows.
Oh thanks, boys.
Oh, thanks! That's why I'm here!
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
I mean, like, I'm, uh, brilliant going right now. It's like, oh, I kinda want a little more...
Look right here.
You can light militarily.
Offense, but right now I'm all heals. I'm all heals.
There you go, Kat. You're good. That's good. That healing stuff is nice.
Yeah, that's just clutch.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, there's a guy right here on me.
Oh, it's gonna help.
gonna have some sitting here oh oh you're a real guy oh no I'm not a guy you
know a skeleton
I'll be able to use that here. We see I think you can I think you're pretty nice. I can't guys
Well, that looks nice. We how what?
What boxes right here? I think
Yeah, how did I lose this? This is Lee has two knowledge. I heard a rat. You guys heard the rat
What was that?
Hold on. Oh, yep, gonna need that.
I'm gonna take this quicksit.
What does that mean?
Druid?
Druid rat!
Player! Player! Player!
Where's the rat? I'm gonna kill him. Where's- I got step on him. Where's he at?
I don't do I don't do
When knowledge you was being seated and so further notice and recharging my heels
Oh, I need a pick lock
Chunky donkey. You're talking about your health. Oh, you can actually regain health that isn't fully burned if you
there's like your there's your health bar but the health bar health bar if it's
secondary health bar he's gonna be a hot bar
exactly oh I got something I gotta I gotta shoot I got a purple buckler for
a cleric come here what the hell is this what do you what do you do with the
sleep. Oh, so it goes coming.
A little bit more lured.
Oh, stop.
Oh, why do you get these
potions of water breathing?
We never go swimming anyway.
Yeah, yeah, there's no I don't think there's any water in this.
I did.
How did there is?
Potion of erection.
Was it of erection?
I hear a mouse, man.
I hear that.
Yes.
What is that?
People are saying that's a player?
So what?
It's a guy that's a mouse?
Like, you're small or something?
He's like in the walls?
Oh, he's a waterman.
He's on this map.
Oh, a pirate map.
Oh.
Oh, hi, Lachi.
Hi.
Where was it?
Hi.
Oh, he's right here.
Where?
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Guys, guys, there's something in this box that both of you need.
There's one extra for each of you.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
There's a man! There was a man! It was a man!
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I got a post-it of arrest.
Wait, you killed a player?
Yeah, he was a rat, and I slayed him. I slew him.
What does that mean?
Oh!
Nice!
He was just a little rat sitting on the wall, and I thought,
oh, you know, you're getting one guy that's not actually a person,
So I went to kill the rat and I smashed it in a ma-
I'm taking the potion of water-
Water-
I'm feeding?
They'll right in front of me.
Don't worry guys, I can beat underwater now.
Perfect.
Take that, Barrel.
Oh, some arrows, man.
I'm not.
I'm gone, Barrel.
Some arrows on the cover here?
The rings.
What does that mean?
You don't have any rings?
Oh, it's okay.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha,
I
Fight me
Pop up with your top off. Oh, that guy was good sort of my command words
Then increased my damage 100
Oh my god
Oh, I'm at it.
Mabel!
Get a face!
Mabel!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Magic Major!
I just got it.
Magic Major!
Is that a fire?
That's a fire.
That's a player. That's a player right there.
We haven't taken any damage. We haven't taken a single.
I have to mediate. Do you have to mediate?
You got to move, you got to move, we got to move, we got to move, we got to move, we got to move, we got to go.
Oh here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, holy shit, holy crap.
Holy crap.
That was incredible.
I don't know what you just did to that guy, that was magical.
Watch out for the secret, you're out of this.
Magic, magic, magic, magic, magic, magic.
You left me God!
Magic, magic, magic, magic, magic!
Last P on your left
I
They're all
Oh, no, oh, hello sir, oh, oh, oh my god.
Why'd we run into this airlock?
He's, he's my ass up.
Oh my god.
He's weeping with the whopper.
He hit me with the one, two, three, slime.
You have to go back and grab our souls.
What the hell are you mean?
I'm gonna get a reboot card.
Ooh, I gotta go take out my food.
Good luck, Mr. Coco.
Ah!
Coco, you go back and get a reboot card.
I can't, it's in the soil.
Oh, yeah, you gotta go, go, go now while you're the closest to it.
Where is it?
Where we died!
Well, that's, it's gone. I'll die.
I'm just gonna try to... oh, God.
Oh, Godspeed, Coco.
Godspeed.
Yeah, wish me luck.
Hmm?
Hmm.
I
Your people kill you so easy, but you can't kill anyone
Hackers oh shit
Hacking where's your race? Oh?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Didn't want to say it
a job and then hold down left to sort it to you like a big job
you see that guy I saw myself see him I see him
No, you should shoot from this bush, they won't even notice you.
No, no, no. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
You're gonna find the other guy.
You're gonna put away your weapon faster than hitting X.
You move the same speed as no weapon.
Really?
That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's inside knowledge.
It's inside a tree.
Oh my god!
He's cooking, he's cooking!
He's too powerful!
No, that's not how you do that coconut.
Yeah.
That's how you do it.
I can give you some lessons.
I'm dead.
I mean, what have you got for me?
I'll give you.
I can give you some lessons.
But we'll not really quickly.
Let me take one more look at my spouse
because I feel like I'm not using the right ones.
I'm not using the right ones.
mean. Hmm. Hmm. People. I think I think they said like magic
missile for like this magic missile for that. Um magic
missile for this magic missile for that magic missile for this
magic missile for that. Great advice. I thought it was great
advice. Magic missile. Wait guys that that circle on the four
that shows up when I use a meteor. Uh I'm the only one that
can see that right not my enemies. Oh, okay. You know, honestly, I get why
teleport would be so good, but over the course of the last three hours, I've
used it like once. I'm just gonna try not using it.
That looks pretty good actually. I think it's pretty good. This is a pretty good
Magic missile is for PvE and lightning is for PvP.
Yeah, but if you can magic missile someone, it's hard,
but if you can magic missile someone doing PvP, that shit.
Okay, wait, hold on.
My brain's working right now.
What are you thinking?
gimmick needs to bounce someone
which stuns locks them in place
and then you magic missile them.
No, no, no.
If you stun locks them when I use my media,
that's just an instant kill.
Oh, okay.
So it's magic missile.
It's only like four seconds.
So we have to time it like it's like it's like give a cat's dick. I'm gonna lock him
And he locks one guy and we just fuck his ass
Yeah, I'm done. Yeah. Well, okay. What you think called it's called binding
gimmick
Oh, oh, it's like a spells is called buying. Okay. Listen. Listen. Listen. Oh, it's point seven five seconds. It's point seven five
That's that's fine, that's
That's fine. Okay, we're gonna time up our meteor strike is the meteor strike
Hmm
Okay
Okay, the meteor takes 1.8 seconds to fall down
To the earth. All right, and then there's another meteor
I can try to do a double bind.
A double bind?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is what we're gonna do.
You're gonna charge up your bind?
I'm gonna charge up my meteor strike,
and we do it at the same time on a guy, yeah?
It's like, it's like, all two at once, yeah.
It's good.
Oh, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this.
Oh, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
And like, if we kill like, one of us,
straight off right away, we can just fuck the other guys.
Oh, yeah, we do our team, we're cooking, we're cooking.
As divide and conquer, I'm gonna go where we're going.
I mean, where they used to be using a thing called Earthquake.
Me?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's what I'm doing.
I don't have a lot of knowledge to spare, but...
You're a genius.
Let's look this up.
Oh.
Earthquake, huh?
As if you have the entire 24-hour 100% Halo Master Latch Edition, I can confirm it was done only,
and I mean only on the farthest of difficulties.
Thank you, Mr. Degum, thank you, sir!
It is these, these deep-stained engines for types of lies!
How about my Halo Camped?
Liars! Deceivers!
They tried to slander my container.
Hell yeah!
True, I am one of the very, very years Deceiver!
by normal mode once
carry the two um that's fine uh no no i don't think we will
no i don't think we will
Let me tell you something. The best way to learn any game is trial by fire. The hardest
difficulty, the hardest game mode, the hardest of men as opponents. That's how you learn
a game. That's how you learn the game. That's a spicy meatball. Mm hmm. Okay, you got to
ready up by the way. Ready, ready, ready. Doing a little bit of this and a little bit
of that. You haven't learned anything in two days. I learned your little bitch. Hmm.
it down too. Rot it down so I wouldn't forget.
Ah, let's ride!
If it would be my absolute pleasure. Let me just say I have this
I think there's some clothes right here. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
Whoo, whoo strength was that
I'm gonna wear them
What are these things you only can now
Oh my god you are right
Pop up with your chopper and pop up with your chopper
Everybody gather
Oh
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Oh, wizard shoes right here for you, Mr. Gimmick.
Wizard shoes?
Yeah, pants and blue pants and wizard shoes right here on my marker are these two dogs.
Oh, wizard shoes?
Yeah, oh yeah.
You ever wear some wizard shoes?
Jester pants.
Jester pants?
Oh, here, take this.
I'm a wizard, I'm a wizard.
That box right there.
Yeah, yeah. Purple.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Whoa!
Whoa! I gotta lock this.
Oh! I found gold cock pants!
Guys, I have three lockpicks too. We have to come catch some of that stuff.
Oh dude, we gotta find that lock box.
Whoa, these other pants must be crazy.
Four additional memory capacity.
Whoa!
I'm stacking, boys! I'm stacking!
Give those to the Ranger.
What do you mean?
Well, Ranger.
No way. I need these.
They just gave me my stuff.
Give it to me.
No, I need these.
No, they said give it to me.
It means it's fine.
No, but it's the only reason I can cast my fifth stuns.
No, hey, give it! Give it!
Give it!
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, y'all.
Oh, man.
Wait, what's the forgotten castle?
I don't know.
Wait, are these actually dexterity?
Is this good for you, then, P?
Well, I'm for dexterity, but it's a memory capacity that helps me.
A plus four memory capacity.
Is this better for me or is this better for P?
The cloth pants.
me with it's way better for you okay okay that's fucking awesome for you this
game is confusing I don't know what I'm gonna die
Stand still in three two one stand still
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Take your the fool.
I'll just show him to somebody.
Yeah, give me, give me.
Oh, Moody Rabbit.
Take your the fool.
Got him.
Poor Rapierre.
I'm under attack. I'm under attack. Get away, Pete. Get away.
Got him. Oh, excellent. A crystal ball. She is a slight
field. A crystalline ball. I got you. I got you. Plus 10.5% memory capacity. Oh, that
Oh, it's for barbarians.
I have a view.
I know you're a bald guy.
There's something in there.
You guys got some use.
Got some help.
Can you just stand still?
I got a sit. I got a sit.
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, guys, jump, jump, jump.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, don't fight.
We're good, we're good.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay.
Little bitty healy.
Just waiting for my, I'm gonna be at full, full hot dog.
All right, the hot dog is in the bun.
It's ready to go.
The ketchup is already on it.
Time for some meditation.
The only master's option, but I'm gonna be ready to rip.
Okay, perfect.
I'm sure a little bit of meditation,
that'll be ready to go.
I have a glove for you gimmick right here.
Perfect, perfect.
Meditation is commenced. It works many things.
Oh, I've traveled.
Come here. Thank you, Globs gimmick.
Oh, you're probably willing to search for knowledge.
Oh!
Madam Hammond!
Ha!
Oh, I got a... I got a luck word for you too as well, gimmick, right here.
Luck word right here.
Wait, oh, there's my view, Mr. gimmick.
Oh, don't, don't, don't! We gotta move, we gotta move!
Oh, shit. Okay, I went over this door.
Ooh, god, resourcefulness. I need knowledge.
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Will you use my, my battery pistol?
Yeah, use it.
Magic pistol!
God!
Specialist is another team up at the center.
Another guy, another guy!
Get rid of this scabby.
You got him.
They got a right to a cross.
I have all of them!
Oh, there's a guy right here behind you behind you behind you!
What the?
He just jumped right up.
I just went through.
I hit him.
There's two teams.
That's the other guy.
They're fighting each other.
Oh, a circle.
Hey, this guy?
Oh
Are you guys alive?
No, it goes down.
Oh.
My sweet baby.
We need to go this way.
Let's go look at that.
Go, go.
Wait, I think there's a guy.
Right there, right there.
Right in front of you.
This way.
Down here?
They're coming.
I can't see shit.
They're up top.
They're on me.
Maybe a strike.
Oh, my God.
Behind you, people.
Oh, man.
You feel oh my god
All right, we go again
Guys, I was cooking!
Oh, I even got a guy.
I got one kill!
Oh, I have a new perk. I have a new perk.
Where is it? Where is it?
It was five teams, Pete.
I actually don't know how that guy got a guy. He stepped right into my media.
I hit him with two media.
I was not dead.
I was single.
Man wizard wolf it could survive two medias
Second if he
I mean what I would I mean what I got was one HP
What the wizard dude oh my goodness, we are getting so close guys. I'm saying we'll get better
We are getting so much better
We're 80 moment now. We're gonna turn the tables and we're gonna start crack-a-locking
Well, I'm just gonna, honestly, I might do ice bolt.
Yeah, plus that.
Um, I don't know.
But, where's he one more thing?
He said, I think, wait, gain 5% fire magical damage bonus, the duration of applied burns
are increased by two seconds and a burn target reduces incoming physical healing by 50% and incoming
magical healing by 50% for four seconds. So if it increases burning by two seconds then I should be using
zap because it
he burns over one second that'll increase it to three
I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
You're starting to get all the boys.
I'm dead.
I'm wet.
I'm digging, I'm digging.
I'm wet.
There we go, I'm ready.
And then, and then honestly you know what?
Fuck magic missile.
Fuck magic missile!
Fuck magic missile.
FUCK MAGIC MESHAL!
Fuck magic missile!
I'm cooking right now, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking so hard right now.
Okay.
Do you want to be safe?
Would it not be wiser
for me to do
I can get magic missile now. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Let me do. Oh, what's the perfect
combination? Hmm. Ice bolt for chain lightning. But then we have a ton of
down here
So I miss which I miss which my gear out to you what you get oh
We which which we do if we're trying to get rid of one knowledge, but we're trying to increase our other powers
Um, the arcane garb that looks pretty good. It's anything that gives me magic damage
Really goes damage. Oh very nice. Oh
Very nice is that
Okay, we can get one more, we can get one more, almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done.
Mmm.
Ooh.
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh.
Whoa.
Oh shit.
oh shit oh it's done boys almost done oh it's done hold on what's he almost done
oh yeah don't leave without me guys
I'm going extreme. I'm going extreme. Hmm. Oh
We need more will oh
Very nice we're cooking one cooking we're cooking Taylor coconut scent master wizard peanut
I got the Lucy breaker variety pack
Flavor to dive into first
I used to smoke at random when I got...
I really picked a favorite flavor yet. I do like...
He's giving me a bunch of likes, I just grab whatever I want right there.
I'll let you hold up. Let me start thinking about that and I'll let you know.
Which one am I going to be using today?
Mmm... Berry's Strait Dress.
That's what I'm going to use right now. That would be pretty good.
Mmm... You never use a sword to take a crossbow instead.
Wait, you can use a crossbow as a wizard?
No!
Really?
Oh, you can't use a crossbow.
No.
That would break all all wizarding rules.
All wizarding rules.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm being aware that there's a better chess piece.
It's not what I said.
I'm not saying guys.
I'm not saying.
I'm just talking about pants.
One less knowledge, but more will.
I'll show you more gamuts.
We'll swap.
Swap
Swap these out for that
man, oh
Misinvestments, that's what that's what I want misinvestments
Who's that I don't see misinvestments
Oh, very nice.
Very nice.
Knowledge is cast speed.
But then I honestly, I might wanna swap out
this one for cast speed.
No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
All right, guys, everybody hide the screens.
Hide the screens, hide the screens.
Everybody enough, everybody enough.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, I just whizzed Max.
I just whizzed Max.
We're about to kill everyone at this time, we're about to win, let's run!
I'm not even joking, I feel it now. I feel it now. It's got a robot's guts. What about the gun?
I ain't this good for you? What the hell was my skin all the way in?
Too much wizard potion? I might hear people.
Oh, these are mighty trumpet man, Jesus.
Mmmmmmmm.
Ooh!
Mmm.
I'm gonna do a quick meditation, boys. I'll just give you what's safe, give you what's safe.
Meditate, quick meditation.
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh.
You're getting your quest right?
Oh, sir, I keep you in my quest.
We'll get back to the body boards.
I got a shield for you, Mr. gimmick.
If you want a shield.
A what?
A shield. I got a...
a heater shield, a blue heater shield.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd love to try it out.
Okay, yeah, hell yeah.
I'd love to just give it a little.
See how it feels in my...
Nice team, team, team, team, team!
Oh shit, oh, I was fucking thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god
You hear me
I
Killed what I think no
I didn't even didn't even singe it's up. I do it quick. I do a lot of attention
I do a lot of meditation
Okay, uh, they're looking at you. I missed oh my god
I'm coming
Don't get killed by a rogue
Mr. Peanut. I've got I've got I'm done. I'm coming
I'm drinking my protection potion here
Oh
Oh, he's on me oh guys on me. Oh, that's you
He's back up a buddy of me you sure buddy of me strike. Oh shit. Oh shit. What the fuck is that?
Oh
This back up the kind of guys in this door you think
Give me any heals if you have it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Fireball!
We should get backed up, guys. I don't know.
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing.
Are they okay?
I see them.
One's on me.
Watch out the left, watch out the left.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We're over this road, we're over this road.
Go ahead, go ahead, I'll guard it, I'll guard it.
We get we have a nice thing here we don't have to though
I got with that I got a bit too quick
We're cooking these guys we we are cooking these guys they're running they're scared you see that
Oh
Guys go go go we can find these guys now right?
We get the sugar for city. They're gonna try to hold us out. They're gonna try to hold us out. Yeah, they are there
I
Got you but oh those bastards
There's another way
More well this or guys we're in the circle. We're in the circle. We're good. We're good. We're good. Nice. Nice. I
Need more arrows fuck get there
No, no
It is hooligans go
Protecting your protect you
Come on man man man man man.
Did you go back?
Yeah what about me?
This is bad, this is bad.
This is real bad.
You got Peter sorry?
This is real bad.
You got my heart to get my heart to get my heart.
It's right in chest pieces.
Go back go back go back.
Oh god.
It's right with my chest pieces in the middle.
You got to grab it, put it in between.
You blew.
Got it I got it.
I think that's it you got it.
You got my arm because I'm gonna have to spell it out.
I'm probably not even gonna survive in a circle here.
Oh good, oh good.
Oh, good job.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't even need my orb anyways.
I was...
Whew.
Orbs are for bitch wizards.
That's what I say.
Wow, that thing is incredible.
I will not lie gentlemen. I cannot
What's up? What's up there?
Oh, that's your healing thingy. That's your healing statue.
I don't know.
Oh, there's things underneath. There's things underneath.
I don't know. I think you can...
Just go to the next round. Just go to the next round. We're vibers there.
Just find the portal. Find the portal.
My buddy too?
Uh, hi.
Oh.
It is probably...
There's me and some gentlemen right there.
They're down to...
There you go. There you go.
Watch me.
You're...
We're getting closer and closer.
We're getting better.
We are getting better.
Yes, we are.
It's by inch.
It's by inch, day by day.
We are getting better every moment.
I tell you what, you give us one, two more rounds.
We're matches.
We are matches in this game.
I think I got the setup, too.
I'm killing people now.
I killed, like, one or two people right there.
I had the three for three.
You killed two people that game?
I think so maybe what I think I hit a crazy shot. I'm ready to go. Let's do this
I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm telling you I'm telling you put me back in there
Put me back in the game. I'm ready to go
We're cooking we are getting so much better. We are getting so much better
So much better. I keep these teams are you just messin stuff and walk away unscathed now if they win
They're walking away with limbs missing limbs
Slashes and cut all of them mortal bodies
Mortal party what's the bodies?
1400 hours in this game and sucked until about 500 hours so good luck with all that
Amateur wizard
Level one warlock you are
I already have an upgrade crystal ball. I'm looking I'm already looking. Oh my god. Nice. Nice. Nice. We got it
Oh, we got a protection truck right here. Yes. Where's his lever here?
I bought it. Oh, secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
The mountain! I'm coming! Secret tunnel!
Get him, get him!
Got him!
Get him, get him, get him!
You guys go!
My pleasure to serve, Mr. Coco.
Thank you, Mr. Get it, thank you.
In a little that.
I got a spell book right here.
Oh, yeah.
We have a lockpick for this door.
Checking, checking, that's a negative.
That's a negative on the lockpick.
Negative on the lockpick.
You gotta have the book.
I marked it.
Three marker.
Where?
Three marker.
I think the marker's actually here.
Oh, okay.
They should both have been a little bit bigger. Oh my god, that was freaking me out.
Pleased me
Ooh a hunting six magical damage trap a door with this. I mean I assume that kind of a stupid question
Four magical damage. Oh, no, no, no, no
This one. No, no, no, no
Look
Oh guys, it really is six magical damage
I just wanted to let you know I love peanuts. Oh, so tasty
so tasty
And it's my people you are eating oh my god. I you're committing it
Stand back. I think he offered himself.
Red work was it? Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my lord. Oh my lord.
What the hell?
Oh.
You should have leased it.
I have unlimited health.
We should have beat that guy up guys.
I have unlimited heroes, boys.
So where did my left?
Oh.
So what's up?
He's coming back.
What?
Behind you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fireball!
Look, he's putting his hands up and showing us that he wants to kill us.
Hey, get back here, wizard.
Get back here, wizard.
How did he so fast?
Oh, God.
Okay, he's available
He's playing the fool of a thousand tortures
I'm chopping the sky
I'm chopping
Oh, shit, my back
Gotta be careful
Oh, stay still, Trina
In three, two, one, stay still
I'm not gonna get out of the way guys are pushing you guys. I don't know if you know this, but they're kind of pushing it
Oh
Yeah, I should have sent you right, but they were pushing us
A lot of this and a lot of that
Guys guys, I won't lie that was not our best run
That was not that we do it again
Yeah
let's run was I take we get better we are getting better we are getting better
boys oh mr. Whoopie mr. Randy but what good man good I'm man
All right.
No problem wizard. Oh
What I got multiple bear traps
We got to use the bear traps
Be sure you have that bow by the way. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh god. Oh, no
Oh
Yeah
I'm just saying, stay off me, I'm just saying, I gotta get rid of the members of the kid.
Oh, they have some coins! Thank you, sir! Allow me to repay you!
Ten wizard coins!
Excellent work, boys, excellent work.
That guy, that guy just sneaked us.
The server we're playing.
Whoopsie! That'll happen, that'll happen, that's okay.
Let's see
The jukie it'll happen and it'll happen
Whoa, what am I looking at here? What if this guy's crazy? I mean, I don't know if we should have killed that we could have fixed that oh
My god
Guys this is totally not
We're just better.
We're just different.
We're just a portion of invisibility right here.
That does.
I have infinite heals.
Yes.
Oh my goodness. I will never die.
Never gonna die.
Um, leather bonnet.
Wait, we probably don't want to go that way.
It looks like there's demons back there.
Let's go this way.
This way?
No, wait.
This guy?
Oh, look at this guy.
He's got boats and stuff on him.
Go that way.
Now you guys take care of this.
I'm going to take a quick little sit here.
Let this mummy hit me.
Oh, where?
Now you guys take care of this, I'm going to take a quick little sit here.
Let this mummy hit me!
Oh, where?
Oh, we gotta do a quick meditation.
Spellbug?
Mr. Quick, quick and simple meditation here, we gotta be at full mass.
Spellbug?
We gotta be at full mass before we get into a real...
Oh, the lady.
The lady.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, mommy.
Guys, one second. I have to go do something.
Yeah, give me. Where are you going, Penny?
One moment. Oh, there's water here. Wait, quick. Use the water thing so you can breathe under water.
Why would I want this garbage?
This is garbage. I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I don't know why I've used this piece of shit got me.
Mr. Coco, Mr. Coco.
Do you want any of those two?
Those two fine little items?
What's a chaperone? No, I don't need that.
Should I choose back?
Yeah, I mean, I'll have it.
Oh!
What the hell?
A goo! There's a goo!
A goo!
Protect me!
What's going on, kid?
Oh, you're casually hot-talking!
Kidding? What the fuck?
Kidding?
I lost a loot.
You're dying by the devil.
Oh, he's killing me.
I got a slightly lost in the loot.
Nothing to worry about.
Oh, bracelet.
All right, come on, gang.
We got places to meet people to see.
Magic protection.
I'll catch up.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Oh, he on your left.
Oh, god.
Who's in the water breathing? We need that!
INDAAAA!
Take that, foul beast!
Get him! Get him!
Take that, foul beast!
Bell creature! Bell creature!
Oh, watch out, watch out!
Oh! Foul beast!
Yeah, I saw him.
Oh, that's where I drew it.
Grown up.
Oh, there's got me.
There's got me.
Oh, George, move it to me.
We got to move.
I don't know where this guy is.
It's wire.
Yeah, guys.
We got to move.
It's right here.
You might get a left right here at home.
Did I see my ship?
Animal!
Oh shit! I got tricked! I got tricked!
I'm gonna close the door! Get back up!
Retreat! Retreat!
Excuse me!
Wooo!
Oh, it's okay.
Come here, come here, come here.
Okay, so it's like here we're fine. It stops.
I'm gonna go over here. You do the flag. I'll talk to the signal you meditation
How the hell light meditation
Yeah
Hey meditation I see these guys. Yeah, I'm coming boys. I'm coming
What is that about a pop out of them you guys ready? Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Oh
He's just me he's just me mind you mind you mind you just me why do oh
My god you motherfucker. Oh my god. Oh my god
What what are we doing? What are we doing guys?
I can't believe it!
Wait, did you kill him?
It's a miracle I had to live!
Did you kill him? Did you kill the guy?
I don't know, I don't know!
I feel like you've been getting a good process.
Alright, keep moving boys, keep moving boys.
You got a wizard break, just a wizard break.
Just a wizard break.
I am technically a cleric.
Well, I have a wizard break.
Where is it, friend?
Breaking.
Hey, guys, we're the next level.
Hey, you right here.
Quick, quick, quick.
Hey, wait, wait.
Behind me!
Oh, shit!
I got one!
Oh, my God!
Nice!
Oh, that was...
Oh, that was him.
That was a guy?
Oh, nice.
Hmm.
Oh, there we go.
Ooh, a lockpick.
You guys coming?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Woo!
Hey, gimmick!
What the?!
Wizard prank!
That would be a cleric prank, you dumbass!
I'm the wizard!
I'm just trying to fit it!
I
Since these potions and stuff back
Yeah, we're gonna get sent any potion. I don't think so. Oh, yeah, you can't yeah you really can't
Shit, I'm not really
I don't want to organize my inventory, but I don't do it right now too rabbit. I did it I
Got some boots for somebody
my game is fresh no we're just going to the next level
okay I got shoes for one of you
we should use the clear shoes
and the both
what type of stuff they have on them
it's right here
let me see
I'm a knowledge man you're also a knowledge man
also a dolly type of guy oh yeah that's decent this is not a big spot
okay my bad my bad okay like he's polluting just a grace just grace not
but uh
Magic or ball
Magic corn ball a blue orb
Oh, here's something perfect for you
Uh, uh, Coco corn. What what you got look right here
Coming just around fifth, okay
I
Didn't stop did something oh
I need to sit I forgot they're only set when you when you get into the new area this might be good for you Coco
I don't know for sure now
Maybe do a quick piece of
My guys, I'm hearing distant automatic gunfire
What do you what do you have what do you have for me 24 lock what does lock do lock I assume it's looting right
I think yeah, I think I think I think luck is good. It's good to be lucky, right?
That a goop. Oh, that's why you're good to wear it like grouting and stuff.
Yeah, you get more luck. That's not a lot of shirt right here.
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm getting fucked in the house!
Oh, never mind, I got out.
I was in the middle of my set.
Awww.
Alright boys, well, I'm gonna have to sit even a little longer. Actually, no, no. I'm gonna use a different skill here.
Both you guys come to me, and we're gonna heal up.
Oh, wait, what should I do? What should I do?
Real quick and easy.
Thank you, Desmond.
Alright, alright, stand right here. Just don't move. Don't move.
Gonna do a little bit of this.
Oh, thank you. You watched? You watched?
Thank you, thank you.
Now I'm gonna do a little set.
Yeah, I can't use it.
Ah, enjoy the show. Excellent work.
Huh, nasty little creature.
I'll be right back here.
His shot!
That sounds good, boss!
Wait, what was that?
That's um, that's uh, a dear buddy gimmick.
It's so hard to know what's good and what's not.
I'm gonna take a little shit as well
Take those shoes those good
The piece of these boots are better magical power
Yeah, yeah, you're much better
Oh
The book activate was this you guys there's a book I can actually over here
Or a digital memory
Yeah
Oh Coco Coco Coco take that coming in that box in that box. What's in that? It's a thing
Double it. Um, thank you. I'm gonna get rid of that very good for you watch double it very good
Little something something
Oh
Stand still
I'm coming I'm coming
I'm gonna die
Oh my god
Oh god!
Oh my god!
Okay, okay.
Alright Peter, stop!
Where are you?
Stop!
Okay, stop!
Hey, be with it quickly!
He's coming!
Oh god!
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of arrows, I already got arrows.
Getting low on heals, boy.
My arrows!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Guys, just so we can move.
Hey, it's dead, it's dead, I need his arrows.
Grab his, grab his, grab his, grab his, grab his,
oh there's another team, there's another team!
There's players here, there's players here!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fireball!
Attack, guys?
We're not bathing.
We're getting a strike!
We gotta go the other way, we gotta go the other way.
We gotta go there.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, guys, guys, guys, come on, go, go, go, go in!
We missed the chest, we missed the chest, we need to get to the back.
Fuck the chest!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm scared
I'm G.D.
Let's go.
Yeah, I even killed one.
Very bad.
I mean, what did I kill one?
What the fuck?
I blasted a perfect hit on one of my strikes.
One of my holy magical strikes.
Strikes
We use a campfire, but you do you can't find I'm not a campfire. You do when oh
No, I got to I got to I'm just taking a little oh, yeah
Yeah, actually to redo my spells, but not not right by the circle. Let's do it. Let's get inside
This one right for me. This one right for me. This one right for me
Hey, I use with this one
I got him. Beautiful, beautiful.
He's stupid.
Oh, where are you?
Oh, my.
I'm lost.
Me there.
Oh, oh, grab that campfire.
Just set it up here.
I'm gonna put a campfire right here.
Oh, go go.
Nora.
Move, move.
Oh
Holy shit, I'm here
There's so on that body back there, but you might take a lot of damage
We gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta move
We are gonna get that poor we gotta get this in this week
Campfire I think we have to I think we're gonna do the next section we do the next section
But then we're gonna get
At least let's get the circle
Let's get the circle
Oh my god this guy here fuck
Oh my god
We get in here guys, we get in here.
I think so, I think so yeah.
Is there two?
Two some, two some, two some.
There's only two, there's only two.
Oh my god guys, guys.
What am I supposed to do with the other portal?
Fuck it, I'm going to go for it. You guys take that one.
You guys take that one okay?
Alright, I'm going to go for the other portal.
I believe, I believe.
Oh you're looking very cleric-ish these days Mr. Pina.
How do I get to that next portal?
I don't understand.
Can I help him please?
I know we can't go this way because I went that way. There was a wall.
Somebody please help him.
Get in the circle. He needs to break the pot.
In the room.
Break the pot. Go back to the room.
Go to the gate. There's pots. There should be pots.
There you go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I should have to make it to the thing.
I should be to the thing.
Hold on.
Let's see it.
Loving's care.
Guys, guys, I turn it off and pass it to all these guys.
Can you see it?
Here we go.
Healing up.
Dude, there's like a thousand guys.
I don't know if I'm making this, guys.
I don't know if I'm making this.
You can do that.
You can do this.
I won't run.
I'm going for it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, what do you mean?
I mean, I don't know if he's going to spawn.
They get the pot.
They get the pot, baby.
Get back! Get back!
Yeah, break the other pots and run through.
See those?
Come on, come on, come on. You gotta hurry, man.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Stick it, stick it, stick it, stick it!
I did it! I did it!
Yes!
Oh lord!
Let's go!
Yeah, give them some shit now.
Yeah, we can't fire right away, right away.
Oh shit.
I gotta put my stuff, I gotta put my stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh man, I need arrows, man.
I mean, I don't know, we're about to help out here.
We should, we should, we should, we need to, we need to find the next, next thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have a 7-7, yeah.
I forgot about that.
Oh, I have arrows.
I have arrows for you.
I'll give them to you in the next, in the next, in the next.
Wait, are we in hell?
Yeah, we're in hell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
Oh, I have arrows for you.
I'll give them to you in the next.
In the next.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, are we in hell?
Yeah, we're in hell.
We're in hell slash hell adjacent.
We're so good.
Wait, how's that?
We're the best!
We are the best ever fucking doing!
Hell's only bad if you're sitting here against your will.
But if you came here on purpose, it could be, it could be...
Like, yeah, like too.
We're like a dude guy.
We're like stronger than him.
Yeah.
How the fuck is this game free on Steam?
What the hell?
What?
Ah!
That's definitely not one of the developers
on an old counter.
Don't even try to think that.
It's not.
Okay, they said take this one mob at a time.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Got arrows?
Fire, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing the fire.
Wait, I'm doing the fire.
Oh, oh, cancel, okay, okay.
What happened to those arrows?
Here's your arrows, just dropped them.
Oh shit look look at this box it's legendary. Oh I forgot I forgot I oh the
camper made up guys guys guys guys we this is the last thing this is the last
level of the thing if we get out here we win that we win yeah yeah yeah okay
there's a monster here there's a monster here yeah this is for you
I can't wear it. It's not for me.
Wizard. It says wizard, Pete.
Yeah, but it doesn't really give me knowledge or will or anything.
Yeah, I'm not taking that.
Yeah, I'm gonna wear his trash.
Oh, that's nice.
Well, trash is relevant.
You're lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, we're talking, we're talking.
Dude, I just got a very close up on him.
Yeah, all the loot down here is like crazy.
Yeah, man, yeah, man, yeah.
Uh, oh, uh, these traps are kinda loose.
I got a loot right here.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
right here guys if you see a locked door let me know they said go slow and go
together shit goes south fast okay slow together south it's the three s's wait
no it's T slow together south yeah yeah yeah yeah slow together and determined
That's TD. Knowledge for weapon damage 24. What the hell? Is this good?
There's a floor above us, too.
Which floor? A barn. Whatever y'all do, do not fight the boss in the middle room.
What do you want to fight the boss in the middle room? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about.
Absolutely. And so we are here.
I don't think you are. I don't think you are. We are.
I am yeah, we can make it
We are yeah
With our shoes
My good life. We've one of these life. We've he has no will though. We guys. I see these gold ones
you know does any well this is my mom and this is our time magic power is
Oh
Yeah, I strike line down with about a thousand sons
Oh
I mean there's only one pearl at the end is so he takes it. I think what is that?
I
So much food in here man
Wait
I heard a barbarian barbarian. Yeah, I heard
Cross
Oh my god, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
Oh my god.
You don't understand, you don't understand.
You don't understand.
You'll never take your life.
Oh my god.
What the absolute fuck was that?
What was that?
Oh my lord.
Open the door behind you and point blank got two off before we even realize we're here.
What?
Ja-jabbing.
What?
Good.
Whatever that guy said, shit goes south fast.
I veer.
Yeah.
Hold the line.
You have to try the other game.
They're gonna tell us in the head.
They have other cool maps.
No!
Look!
Oh, we just have to play players, too.
That man in the fucking shadows.
They just pulled all my wool.
I was silenced.
I couldn't cat- they silenced me.
I don't even know how I don't feel like I got hit with a spell, but I couldn't cast I couldn't heal you
I couldn't cast I forgot the STDs
You have the Resurrection Spell, boss?
Let's see
Spell Resurrection
Ooh, I have it
What he's going to mean?
He's going to mean he's going to come at a high cost
A high cost? How high?
What level 15? That was the usual last Susie-Doosey.
Look, look, we can use our last train or doozy.
Which is ideal.
Not quick ten. Doubly not quick ten.
Mmmmmmm...
...Hmm...
Uh...
.
Oh...
...
Mm...
Oh...
Ah!
Uuuuh...
...
Ooooooh...!
Aaaaaaah...!
Aaaaah...
...
Ugh...
I got it. Yeah, I got it. So what? I got it.
Oh
The spell oh
Wait all this wait hold on a minute. What?
The the guy where we extract our loot. Yeah, we have to we're not actually extracting it
We have to buy that from yeah, but look I I'm gonna buy this for seven hundred two hundred ninety four dollars
And then I'm pretty sure it's about to self like way way more than that
Hi, it's such good stuff boys. Oh, I got a massive
Yeah, yeah, I I made about one though about 1200 points 1200 points
We keep the gym. Should we should we try playing normals?
Like I feel like maybe we play normals and we try to juice up a little because like the battle we out
Those guys seem to have like I feel like we're like little little chimpanzees fighting a fucking King Kong, you know
I feel like we got to beat the other chimps up, you know take their bananas and then we fucking
Then we beat the fuck out of other people. You know I mean
Banana wait hold on
Wait
Wait what if instead of doing that
We are you the exact
ching ding again. Let's do it.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Oh, now we're talking. Now we're
talking. Now we're talking.
Why can't I put rings on?
It's weird.
Is it not?
Hmm.
Those rings you sell, I'll sell later.
I'm too lazy to figure out how to do that.
Alright!
Let's ride!
Hmm.
Those are sellable rings, not variable rings.
Ohhhh.
That?
Okay, now I know what you're saying.
Now I know what you're saying.
Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright, okay, alright.
Okay, alrighty, alrighty, okay, alright, okay, okay.
little sum sum little sum sum um okay we ready to go
oh wait i did not do my quest it's done uh survive in the dungeon dungeon type the forgotten castle
i don't know that's what we've been doing we just haven't ever survived oh do we
Can you not do it in this game mode, maybe I don't know
So all we're gonna do is just live
That's all we're gonna do just yeah, okay. Okay. That sounds simple. That sounds sounds fun. Yeah, where do I buy a quiver?
Well, we're all what's good make you pushy quiver. Oh
Shit
You know
No!
Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do this.
I don't know. I don't know.
If you don't buy your stuff from the express man, apparently it expires. Oh, destroyed
in one hour. Oh, you got to buy that. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Keep getting word that like people keep saying buy the game. What does that even mean?
What?
Oh.
I feel like this is like we're playing like the free version of something.
What are we missing?
Really?
I guess.
I don't know.
I feel like I paid for this.
Did I not pay for this?
No, this is free.
I'm pretty sure I paid money.
No, this game is free.
No.
What I bought it.
Free?
What I bought it.
I paid money.
I'm pretty sure.
Well, then they scammed my ass.
So now it's free.
Are you playing the free version or the paid version?
Yeah, you are playing the free version.
Brokey.
Haha.
We paid money.
You didn't.
You got me.
Painless.
Where's the prank?
Have I survived the free version or the paid version?
I uh...
You bought it if you were if you're playing the free version you get less characters. Oh, I have oh I have two characters
Oh same. Well, we got the paid version. Yeah, we got the paid version
Well, we do have the papers. Well, I'm just well, it's more than one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got two I got two. Oh really paid is wow
I don't really know. Do we have do we have like here that it comes with? Maybe like a
way to ready up and shoot saying the lobby 30 minutes. Like is that is that kind of
I was buying all of my treads. Hmm buying all my treads
I don't know what the person is but I'm running to something I need. I don't think I'm good
ride
You
Oh my god, I'm gonna try a parry again. I'm gonna try to get a parry again.
I heard that the free version is only this mode with me.
What?
Is that a normal mode?
That's what somebody said.
Yeah, this is not the regular Dark and Dark mode. This is like an extra mode.
This should be locked behind fades. This is fucking fire.
Fuck normal mode.
Oh yeah, that's real.
Fuck normal mode.
Tarkov where like you can multiple there's multiple way like ways out
No, that was a buzz a graphical bug
What the freaking heck
with the dingle dingle dog
You're not gonna go for right now boys. What fucking nachos. Oh, that's not dog. Maybe maybe a fried pickle
Oh
What the fuck what the fuck what is that thing they can do that
Yeah
He's got the upgrade to the update!
He's got!
Why are you hitting me? Oh my god!
He's got!
Yeah, damn.
Good work, boy. Good work.
Nothing.
Oh, circle, circle, circle.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need you to take this.
Oh, no, that's for gimmick. I need you to do a garbage table if you want
This is kind of good
We're we here before I do I swear we want to hear before these ayes are dead. I kill like one guy I think I don't know
No, no, no, you remember
I
Do a light meditation
Really?
Yes, I need the
I need
Meditations I need slight meditation slight and like keep it light keep it tasteful. It's like he's really
All right, let's move I
I
Remember killing this many guys
I definitely didn't kill as many guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're behind someone right here. Mm-hmm. I'm very
Yeah, that's one on the other side of the store
He's coming away, I'm running away. I'm running away. I'm coming
You see my ass? You see my ass? You see my ass?
PIZZA!
We gotta move the circle, let's circle, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go under me.
Just keep running.
We're just going to get in.
We have to heal, we have to heal.
I'm all going to heal. Actually, we have a portal to our right.
Do we want to just take that?
And we'll bounce out?
Bounce to the next zone?
You're taking?
Fucking let's go!
Oh, that did not look good.
Oh my god, what John?
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here!
Come here, come here!
Oh no! Give it!
No!
What?
There was a whole skeleton army in there!
Wait, can I read you guys?
Yeah, you can give me a hunch, give me a hunch.
I think we run, but I got to go this guy's double back
It lies
This is either by my side since we come back to our stuff. Yeah
Just got my chance to go to chess piece
You got both
I want to watch when I go.
I already go!
Uh, uh, uh, straight.
Right.
Left.
Right.
Right!
Right, right, right, right, left!
Left, right!
Left, right, right, right, right, right!
Left, left, right!
You're up and left!
Straight!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
OK, back.
Franklin!
Left!
OK, OK.
Right!
OK.
Straight!
Left, straight, straight!
Right!
Straight.
OK, OK.
Yeah.
Straight.
Uh, uh.
Turn around.
Straight.
You take it with it.
Yeah
You're gonna have to go into the end of the darkness you're gonna have to go into the darkness if you want to heal us
I don't know.
Maybe go to the next area?
There's no cross.
There's a reformed man now.
Did you go straight?
Oh!
I don't know what that is, Mike!
Oh.
Fuck!
Oh.
Nearly there.
Yeah, nearly there.
Fuck!
Nearly there.
Yeah, nearly there.
I think I would have lived if my teammates told me where the portal was so I could rescue.
I was trying to guide you! I was trying to guide you right left left right!
You were actually going towards it, ironically, and then when you said flushed the bucket and then back, you went away!
Let's drive!
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you that was not our proudest round.
I'm not very proud of that.
I'm not very proud of that at all.
And that, um...
That did not go...
I go get shit.
That did not go...
Go get shit.
That did not go...
It's...
It's one...
One might have wanted.
Um...
Hmm...
Okay, okay.
Oh...
Oh, she wrote it here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just up, just up, just up!
Fuck!
I'm just up, I'm just up, I'm just up.
I got something for you, see?
Hey, there it is, you fucking casual.
Get the shit off.
Hey, doc!
Come here, Pete.
What? What? What? What?
Come on, my ass. Come here.
Look, I got some homeless people trying to ask me for quarters
Good words my good work
I can't see shit
Oh, okay. Well, I was working that whole time to get that jazz, but you know, you go ahead and just
Yeah, come in. Thank you.
Hey, there's the legendary stuff. I took that shit. Yeah, take this.
I don't know. Look, there's like a frog here.
I think this is gonna go here when I drop.
Yeah, a frog you.
That's not very kind at all, Mr. Cuckoo. That's not a very kind thing to say.
Yeah, the world's a tough fucking place.
I'm very kind to you. What's a pants on a pussy a gimmick? I can use a little bit of house
Oh, I can you choose to cast in the house?
All right, I'll be right there
On my way just collecting a few
the next was we need to climb the ladder whatever the fuck that means I don't
ladder
wouldn't I
gotcha
I found a flock
fuck you
gotcha
I did did I did not get the wizard pick
gotcha
thank you sir thank you
invisible potion
slap me around and call me a baby
That sounds...
That seems...
Prenderhausen?
Winterhausen?
Prenderhausen?
Winterhausen?
Prenderhausen?
Or is it right there?
We can hide for a while, yeah, uh, Coco?
Oh?
Oh...
What? What'd you say?
Uh, there's a, uh, a thing on the ground for you, boss.
What is that? What's the thing?
Uh, uh, uh...
Oh, forest?
Thunderhurst in
Oh! A trap!
Oh what the
Oh I need some more health mine
I love you, too good
Guys, you can me, I just finished
Guys, you get the lockpick, I got the water chest
I got a lockpick, I got a lockpick, I got a lockpick
Oh nice, nice, nice
Thunderhurst in
I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it.
I don't have it. Oh, I want to watch it. I want to watch it. Oh, my gosh.
Good job. Oh, gee. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
Using up all my heels.
Thank you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I thought it.
Oh
What a blessing oh the blood the blessing
I know I'm not big up here. He's for me
That was it could be with you for leading the way mr. You're leaving away. I got a whole rusty kid
You see me sir. Oh
She be sure I
I can use some years
I think I need help. Yeah. Oh
Satan is fucking killing me. You're just standing there. Oh, yeah, it's fucking killing me with this
Bitch, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'll please
Am I die? Am I die?
Explode!
Everybody come to me, come to me.
Explode!
Alright, stand on me, stand on me.
This is happening one time.
Japan, there's a crystal sword in here for you.
Crystal sword?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crystal sword.
Whoa.
Guys, I'm setting up a campfire.
I'm set, I'm just setting it up.
Thanks, boss.
I'm doing it, I need the spells.
No problem.
There's the city, there's the zones right there, there's zones right there.
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Oh, shit.
Excuse me, Mr. Doar.
Right through here.
See if I can set the keyfire right here.
Don't go into that room or those guys will be active in it.
I'm setting it down.
I'm setting up the keyfire.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
All right, we're grooving.
We're grooving.
We're cooking.
We're moving.
Wait, wait, I have a key for the key room.
What's the Iron Hive?
I think it's used under the big bridge.
I do it with an edge!
Wait, you do the module to your west, apparently.
Does they want to have a bandage?
I'm like, can you heal me a little gimmick, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just recharging my spells, so now I can...
Thank you.
What's the key? Leads to a secret room.
Okay, this is the chance we can use to get really good loot.
Give me a second, give me a second.
Follow me, gang!
You know where we go P? It's west, apparently.
It's west? Yeah. Oh, there's a guy right for me!
Oh yeah, I saw him, I saw him.
Fireball! Oh shit!
What?
Fireball!
Oh dear.
Fireball! That guy just returns!
Fireball!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh God!
Do you remember?
Oh shit!
Oh, oh God!
Oh, I'm taking this!
Let me eat!
WOO!
WOOHOO!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, Mr. Crab!
Shit!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Well, you're still...
This Coco made it.
Coco made it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got this.
Oh, this is nice over here.
Wait.
Ah!
They got me good, guys.
They got me real good.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good for your health.
That's too deep, me, uh, bike!
Hey, Coco, drink a red potion.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
oh that was a real tactical masterpiece
Wait, he died too, that guy died too.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Alright, let's go get it.
Let's do it again!
Let's go get it, let's do it again.
When you press the right arrow so you get double the heals.
Wait, is that really what it does?
Yeah, for every 17 chords you spin you get 3 more posters and 3 more badges.
Fuck me in the ass, okay.
Wait, wait, what? Say that again?
Again, you press ready the bottom left this will be two arrows in the middle of your screen one point left point by point
Oh, you can do a point right. You'll get double the heels even hit it three times one triple the heels. I
See I see I see yeah, yeah
Yeah, I
Need no such thing. Oh, maybe try normal. We guys wait
Let's do the same thing again
I
Think I feel like
I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna take this.
Can I take this, please?
I'm not taking anything.
Take that.
Oh, yeah.
Don't kill me.
Thank you.
Actually, we're going to take you away.
You know, give it a previous life. I think you were a clerk.
Yeah.
Yes.
I can see it.
You think I've got the chops
Your voice is just comforting, you know what I mean
Come let me lay hands on you. Oh, just this isn't see that good. Oh, I got a box
I
Agility and strength
really giving me the he's giving me the full bit right there for you right there
hot for you cleric I got a quarter step right here you got a quarter someone
yeah I got a quarter steps
oh a bunch of potions in here oh a rapier oh a gold rapier holy shit wait you
You might want this, boss.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take the holy shit.
You gotta take that.
Whoa, look at that.
Look at that.
Let me see this.
God damn!
Shit!
Thank you, thank you.
That's nice.
Oh, wow.
That's good.
Goobie right there.
Oh, my.
All these things, I just don't have the right stuff.
They don't have the right stuff.
Oh, guys, guys, guys.
We gotta move us home.
What?
We gotta move us home.
What?
Ooh.
Where?
Oh, I see it.
Where's it going?
We got a little time.
We'll be finished a little relax, which is a light rest
relaxation.
Oh.
You might want to just go out and play.
Mm-hmm.
OK.
Oh!
How do you like that, huh?
Ha!
And this game like if you go if in this game if you melee towards the head
Like you got a headshot NPCs all the time. Is this one of this is I ain't sure yeah more damage. I
Smite me. I'll pay be careful. Okay
No, that guy's real
oh god oh god
you guys are working out in your thing
you're like that buzzy
I'm a fan of delicious flavor scent
hey peanut this is joe
I made the 3D prints John gave you
it's my birthday in two days
and all I want is to hear what you thought of
Yeah
He's the one the other side of the door guys. Oh, yeah, here's what wait, wait, give it give it give it
Oh, there's a healing step
Oh
God, guys, I'm watch out, I'm watch out.
Oh, geez.
I'm watch out.
They're hitting them.
Guys, they're fucked up, they're running away.
I am a fucking animal.
Stay near me, stay near me, stay near me.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
There we go.
Guys, they're fucked up.
We got it, we got it, kill them!
I got a medecine, we'll take that, medecine.
You don't get a light, medecine.
Ooh, I should do the same, I should do the same.
Oh, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord.
Would you like a tactical sit?
There might be a rope here. I don't know. I feel like there's a road here in the corner
if that guy is tricky be careful that guy is so tricky yeah yeah yeah
oh shit yeah come here come here oh my oh that is crazy dude what the hell
I
Come come come let me get inside me get inside me
Get inside me get inside me
You have heals?
They're right in front of us
We can heal don't worry
I'll deal with you one more time
Heal, heal here
Oh, oh, oh my god
He's eating me
Just kill
Hello
Oh, this is my final heal
That's all I got
They're right in front of us
They're coming, they're coming.
Yeah, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hiya!
Oh god!
Oh!
Get this on, get this on!
I'm okay, oh shit, go up, go up, go up!
Run!
Go left, go left!
AHHHH!
He was like a thousand of him, what the hell?
Hey, give it, come here!
I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, my body.
Guys guys guys remember what's most important is
is learning. Learning from our losses. Mm-hmm. And what did we, what did we learn there?
What did we learn there? Hmm, I'm trying to think. Hmm, try to think right now. I learned.
I'll go first yeah I learned what you learned nothing
Don't take
Let's go let's go
It's about right
I'm in my fucking element. Oh, yeah, here we go. I'm doing it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. This is the one
This is the one 100%
100% let's do it. Let's do it
This is our moment this is our time
They can't eat much more
Guy said if you want to win you got to just go read every single time
Red was every portal as we got it just advanced over fighting. Yeah
In the next area, yeah
Oh, I was gonna try it. Let's try it. Let's try to make sense. Exactly the next area. Okay. Okay. Oh my god
You I don't know why the wizard had such a low how this this tells me to be one time
I'm forty sixty-five feet.
He does have a pretty big sword.
You got a pretty big guy there.
I suppose you'll be wanting a heal.
Would love a heal, yes.
I was not one of those.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh! Holy...
No!
Got him!
Mama mia!
Oh, man.
I have to put a s-
Oh, a viking float right here.
Oh, excellent work, boys. Excellent work.
Come on, you know.
So how do you hold down right click and block?
Like, do you get to turn, like, 90 degrees right?
Oh, I got armor for you guys right here.
He's only a few.
I only had a good armor.
Wait, what did you say?
You turn 90 degrees right whenever you block.
I
Okay, what I played this blocking was like absolutely last resort
Like that. That's that's what I think walking is like why you don't want to block you want to use movement. I think
Oh my god, don't leave buddy bit down so you shoot the arrow. Oh my god, these guys are
These guys are good
I read how he's a wizard and I'm one shot guys. I'm literally one shot. I'm not even
All right, I will now I'll sit I will now return to the sitting pattern. Thank you, sir
Oh, look at this. Oh, oh wizard rose over there. They're looking kind of saucy
Yeah
Yeah, I don't feel like I'm walking my block. They just hit me anyway
You won't try you won't try blocking my fist come here behind you. Okay. Yeah, come here ready. All right
Did you walk inside like I blocked my house like I hit
I'm gonna stay sitting until I need to get up cuz I only have one you
They're coming they're coming
Oh shit
Let's go
You how they got a dad what?
Let's go
Explode it
What's a donkey boys?
They're so fast
MAMMA
What?
Ready up everyone fucking ready up
Everyone ready up. I'm right here. I'm not gonna lie to you
I might hold on let me decide this this is big thing. I've been considering I
I'm gonna try to do it okay hold on this is this is needless to do 60% more spells
right I have I'm like way less stuff I'm gonna I'm gonna do it give me a second
give me one say I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it
I did it I do it I do it I do it I do it oh what was one boy
Hopefully, hopefully that's enough points, is that enough points?
Oh that's one too many, okay good, you take one point off.
There it is.
Oh wait, I see honestly, I feel like it would be better to do the chest.
do. There we go. There we go, boys. There we go. Oh, yeah. Now I'm going to tell you
get ready to win. Get ready to do nothing but win. Get ready to do nothing but win.
We will be winning so much that you will be begging me. Please, let us lose once we
I can feel what it feels like again.
That is what you would be doing.
You'd be begging me.
Let's do it.
You'd be begging me to lose.
Begging me to lose.
I swapped out.
I have 60% more of each of the spells I have.
So now like instead of four bibles,
I've got like six more of all of six and seven.
Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
I mean, I might even have two meteors.
I might even have two.
I'm about to go crazy.
I'm about to go insane.
Let's do this, let's do this.
Whoa.
Okay.
All right, let's ride.
You
I'm trying some new things this round.
They look dead stream $50 pdm stat as a combined IQ of a loading stream.
Same five people, same recycled jokes, same dead stream every day.
You know you are the only person in this entire stream that I require.
You to pay me to talk to me, okay, we're about the one there and put it in the corner bench
I hate these guys!
Oh, finally!
It'll shop them shop didn't it?
Ooh, fighter!
Ooh, fucking fighter!
Very important.
Yeah, I'm just a cat.
Yeah, we beat that.
No, I'm serious.
We should go upstairs.
Is it good to look here?
What is that box over here?
Hey, I don't care.
Oh, hey.
Hey, guys.
I need some ice.
Oh, God.
Hey, guys.
Oh, God.
Oh my god, he's back to the other he appears
Am I so bad
Oh, Sly.
Can I come here?
Sly.
Ooh, that's cool.
Ooh.
Got him!
What did you got?
Ooh, right here.
Right here.
Nice.
A little bit of meditation.
a little bit of fettuccine
Dylan Dennis is poor
thank you miss thank you miss
thank you miss sounds like a
god of dollar super duper boy
good man
which is actually more than Dylan Dennis has ever done
in a super duper
thank you sir thank you sir
man if you have a walk click for this uh
this thing right here this would be huge
hmm this right here
can you whish it Pia
I'm coming by
I know I meditation oh
You have nothing they can't stop you I'm coming by
Fucked up. They're fucked up. They're fucked up
Wait, are they under
Fire, fire!
Fireball!
That's what they done fucked up!
Let's get in there!
Fireball!
Get the way!
Over the door, over the door!
Hold it, hold it!
Get in there, get in there!
Holy shit!
I'm getting in there, I'm getting in there boys.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Look out, guys.
Look out.
Oh, man.
Get this guy, get this guy.
Who's the fuck, man?
Who the fuck is that guy?
Wait, I don't know who that guy is.
Who the fuck is that guy?
He's got it.
See the, see the man.
What, what about him?
We're on Jenkins.
That's fucking crazy.
He should be, he should be, he should be, he should be.
I'm on a quadruple strike.
I'm gonna call me a strike! I'm gonna call me a strike!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Be a strike!
I'm gonna flank! I'm gonna flank, I'll try.
How are you guys doing? How are you guys doing?
FAMOLE!
I'm gonna get back! I'm gonna get back!
Stay still, stay still, stay still, stay still!
Be nice to us-
Quick, stairs, quick, stairs!
Just quick one, just quick one!
I'm gonna back it! I'm gonna back it!
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
Is that you coming towards me?
Yes!
Oh, I think that was me, that's okay.
Fight him, fight him, get him, fight him!
Fight him, get him, get him!
Yes, yes, yes!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Quick meditation, quick meditation.
Quick meditation.
Quick meditation, quick meditation.
We killed this guy, we killed this guy.
We're watching this, we're watching this!
We're actually going to get to our room now.
Guys, heal us up this guy, heal us up this guy, get it.
No, I'm meditating, meditating.
Rocking.
They're coming up outside the door!
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
That, that, that, I killed him!
That's his, that's his, that's his!
My ball!
That didn't do a super great, that did not do a super great.
My ball!
Okay, I'm gonna get down to an emergency to keep it flat.
In the heat of battle.
That was just a good one, you throw that, throw that?
Right.
Where's he, where's he?
I
Cool down
Okay, okay
Good enough, but I see you I like this
Oh shit, oh shit. We're coming. Are they all dead?
Did we win a fight?
No way!
Do we want to fight?
You promised!
Okay, we gotta think of portals.
We have the boats on this guy.
Get up, get up, get up.
I'll play this lockpicks on a body or some shit.
Did I miss something?
Where is it?
Three wheel boots over here.
You need wheel power?
That'd be crazy for me. I feel a boots
Right here. I'm dropping them right here
Where am I didn't check? Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, that's nice. That is nice. You're too big very nice
Oh a blue crystal sword. You have heels mr. gimmick. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh
This is the focus that switch
Oh, yeah, we're getting shot at my same I see him human or or Skelly Skelly
That would be horrible just after on me the bullsword
Why is he close to me?
There's a skeleton player behind us
You guys okay?
The box came alive
Yeah, let's get on the fire. I'm gonna put my cock in it. Oh
Oh, shit. Oh, my god.
I hear someone, I hear someone.
Behind us, behind us, behind us.
Oh, oh, over here as well!
My ball! Hold him, hold him, hold him.
Hey, hold him, hold me.
My ball!
I'm going to go down here.
Oi!
I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
What the hell is that?
I'm out of ammo.
I'm out.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is this?
What's this?
I got this, I got this!
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
No!
Oh, wow.
Guys, guys, we are getting it.
We are getting it.
One more.
And we will have master this game one more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's our team?
I'm so close to master this game
Let's go, let's go. Okay guys. I have six explosions. I only missed explosions like 25% time I can I can rip up
O'meert Thaaaaaaage! This is what you can imagine!
DOORS ESCAPE
GOMS
Now i am going to try this!
Stand up!
f-
run away already!!
H33
...
Wait for it!!!!
NO!!!
Run away first!!
I
Thought you'd 100 dogs break to all the other dogs break
Oh, okay.
Take that!
We'll get it!
Okay.
Shit.
Oh!
Are we ready?
Thanks for the heal, thanks for the heal, boss.
Absolutely my pleasure.
Got that wolf power.
I got that. Oh, that's what
wait, yo, I got a purple hand
crossbow for you, chief. You're
on. Oh, shit. Was that I hear
it? Purple hand crossbow. What
if I lose this work? I know.
Well, I need. I need that.
Oh, it's worth money. How much
Oh, oh
I just gave you so sort all my god already in the cold in the green
You're already in the green we are cooking
Okay, all right, yes
Okay, what do you guys say when oh there's a guy here there's a guy here
man the meteor hit the top of the building and he shot me in the face
that we didn't go in there that was it we I don't like it one round I don't
know what you're talking about who who are you who are all you people oh I got
my perk I got another level 10 now hold on oh nice yeah yeah yeah I don't know
what to do names peanut that's sad I'm going I'm ready enough I'm ready let's do
this let's do this hmm play normal wait guys should be yeah
Let's do it.
Hey.
I
Okay!
Take that to me! Take it! Take it!
Take it!
That was it!
Oh my...
There's a healing thing right on me! Come to me!
Oh my...
He's the healing statue!
Oh my god!
Where would you go?
Holy shit!
Run!
Hey! Come here! Come here!
Shhh!
Heads up, watch out! Heads up, watch out!
Uhhh...
Heads up, watch out!
I'm in!
Heads up, watch out!
I'll be behind you, behind you!
Okay!
Behind you, Coco!
Okay!
Heads up, watch out!
See, I should...
Heads up, watch out!
I gotta go to get some more so kids up or sir
He's a bullsup. Oh
Come to me come to me. I don't want to waste it. You can get full hill full hill over here
Okay
Right here in these trees
yeah
here we go
I
He's a rogue.
He's a fucking 40 little rat rogue.
Oh shit.
Mammals!
Oh shit.
I hit you peanut.
What happened to me?
You see it's happening in the healer battle.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute, open.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
They're gonna push fuck you guys
Oh shit
Definitely bushing
Oh my god
Get up give it get up
Oh
We are so tapped in we are so down in that was just a fluke that was just a fluke just forget about it
Don't just forget about we are so down up. We are so down there. Lock it. Pull me back in there
That's not happening again, that's not happening again. Mm-hmm. Oh
Yeah, I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm about to start going crazy. I'm about to start going in shade
I'm gonna have ten player kills at the end of this one ten ten player kills
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm don't forget to use teleport teleport and teleport is
horrible wait actually I might want to use teleport okay what's what's teleport
It's like it's like it's like a thing that lets you teleport
That's what I said
You teleport yourself some bitches
You make any sense as you need some
Okay, all right, cuz because you can't go upwards yourself a father cuz you need
Yeah. Yeah.
Papa, you're here.
Papa, he's not here.
Papa's never been here.
Papa's here.
I need to come back.
I can't get teleport.
I can't. It's whatever.
Guys, just give me back in there.
I'm so close to being so good at this game.
I'm so close.
I can feel it.
I'm so close.
I'm so close to the job.
the job right there we're right there right there we're right there right there
I just learned something crying like a woman crying.
Did these passions apply if I'm not holding it?
Something very suspicious.
I don't know.
That's a pretty normal place.
Pretty normal place just to be honest, a pretty forest booth.
People?
Where?
Nothing crazy.
Where are the people?
Oh, I'm here to do that.
Where are the people?
Oh, that's the guy.
People
Wait wait you can win this out
Take that where's Ed?
I like that
Okay, all right, ready?
Oh, that looks good.
Oh, that's nice.
Meet the peanut, stay still, meet the peanut.
My wizard.
Shee!
My wizard, my wizard.
Technically, Clara, but you know.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Same champion, different, same champion.
got the wizard pass you got the wizard pass you got the wizard pass and I get
the wizard pass no
very carefully what the hell
oh jimmy check
Oh that's not good for my health, that is not good for my health, that is not good for
my health.
Oh my god.
I'm just running, I'm just running.
I'll hold the door, I'll hold the door, come.
Come, dude, why don't we just lean back?
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
He's through it.
Holy crap, get him, get him, get him, get him!
Fucking circumcise him!
Get him, slip back!
I dare you to have one of those!
I was just let trying to...
I just want to help this all I could do to buy you time.
Kill him!
I
Get it were you were you low?
Yeah, oh that how's the play that was the play that no you know, I knew I was gonna die
Time to just stab him in the back. Yeah, that's what I want. So it just
Did you we actually like kind of like like expand on that why even when I face other wizards
Why is it like I died two heads and they died like 40?
I
Mean is it our is our gear just that shit is it that shit give it I hit that right 12 times
That's what I said. You got like three hits on his back
Can and I can only takes like 10% of your health. That's nothing
Yeah, wait reduces maximum by 10% but grants 20 magical power. Yeah, that's not that
what are we doing? What do we do? What do we possibly do?
Lock in. That's what you do. We lock in. Yeah. That's the secret. That's what we haven't been
doing is lock it in. Lock it in. Yeah. Lock it in. Yeah.
Before streaming, so we weren't going to lock in. No, no, no. Today we lock in. We're changing
We're changing up the strategy. We're locking in. We're locking in. Oh, yeah, we're locking in. Yep. Oh, yeah
I'm a fucking wizard. I'm a wizard
DROID
Oh
My god
Oh, there's wood over here.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
What would you buy?
I got a morning start.
Yeah, dude.
I'm going to have to do those.
Oh!
Yeah, well, you like the morning start here.
That box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and this down.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, this is a good one.
Stand back!
Animals!
I am all. I am all. You welcome. You welcome everybody.
It's good idea. Just doing my part. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Well, where are they at?
On the other side of the floor.
If we can delay them, until I can do a slight meditation, they'll be next.
It's not necessary.
I think we're okay right now. I think we're okay.
They're coming! They're coming right now!
You're not coming!
It's approaching! I got his head! I got his head!
Watch out! Do your thing! Watch out!
Oh my god
No, I don't think so. I'm gonna do a good meditation
Come on. They're coming back on us. They're coming on us. They're coming on us. Oh shit. Oh shit
We you read away read away
I
please please on me on me on me on me
I had this guy and this guy again
we're gonna keep from this out explosion I gotta heal
I
You try behind us do what the fuck is it recharge
They come back we come back
I'm completely out of style
Oh
The king the king I be the shrine
Bring a campfire down right here right here right here
Down right here
Oh
I'm dead.
You're up, you're up!
EEEEAH!
Ashton 70354.
I got saved.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Missed a night.
We're good, we're good.
My six-year-old climbs in our bed around 1am.
And stay up to watch your stream.
Really?
Could you yell at Elliot to go to sleep at 1am?
GOTTA BAAAAN!
OH GOD!
Buy them all!
Ice bonkers!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, please! Show me how to do this!
Please, show me how to do this!
Show me how to do this!
Guys?
GUYS!
Guys, there's no way these people are alive!
Ah, we gotta go again. We gotta go again.
It's just so good for that!
My shit, there's any damage at all?
Oh, man, oh, man.
Oh, man.
Are you seeing this?
I landed like 90 arrows, man.
I landed 100,000 spells!
Except for the top ones I realized I was close range,
but the other ones I landed.
Ready out, bitches.
Ready up, bitches.
Ooh.
Yep.
Ooh.
Ready up, wizards.
Ready up.
Let's do this, Jake.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
This one for real, boys.
Every other one after this moment was a warm-up.
That's right.
This one!
Long, long warm-up.
This for real.
Longer the warm-up, the sweeter the victory.
the big one, the big one, the big one.
Is it a big one?
Oh, guys.
Is it a hat for you, boss?
Okay.
Is that?
Oh, I got a crystal sword.
crystal sword right here oh my god are you serious I just come take it right
here right here for you come come come oh what is it was it was it was it was you
oh my god oh my god yeah boy yeah oh yeah hidden statue lever oh guys I just
I just opened a secret door.
Jesus Christ, oh that's my...
I'm very excited.
Oh! Oh what the fuck!
Guys!
What, what, give it? I'm coming.
I opened a secret door.
How many?
Take that, hooligans!
What's that?
God, yeah. I think it's a bad guy.
Oh, what?
I think it's a bad guy. Where?
Oh no. Uh oh.
Oh, hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. We're good. We're good.
Oh, boys.
You're welcome. Perfect timing.
Sure.
Timing. Absolutely.
What's it? What's in here?
Because the sword, really?
He shared.
I
Don't think that she makes sense because this is a three magical day, but she says no magical damage
Oh, dude, okay, oh, yeah
Your words, I got a sling for you guys right here
You supposed to get this?
A walking kid.
How do we get out of here?
Oh, there's a ladder.
We can use the ladder to climb up.
Holy crap.
This is a moment!
Now they always say congratulations.
I'm a wizard. Yeah. I'm a wizard. Yeah. I'm a wizard. Yeah. I'm a wizard. Yeah. I'm
a wizard. Yeah. I'm a wizard. Yeah. We said the right move. Take a better right. Uh
Quick!
Thank you!
Where are they?
I'm a wizard, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a wizard, I'm a wizard, yeah, yeah
I'm gone!
I'm gone, demon!
What's wrong?
Wait, there's people here!
What?
Oh, there's something else!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, there's a worm!
What's going on?
Oh, shit!
There's a worm creature!
I've gotta be kidding.
Are you so fucking serious right now?
Are we super, super serious right now?
I'm sorry, we gotta get this hard.
Wait, do you have your revives now?
No.
Great.
It was...
Here we go guys, grab my heart, go back to that place you just went underground.
There's a revive thing there.
Don't even grab my stuff, I'll come back grab it all.
Take me boys, before this all comes in, I can grab my 71.
It's literally a guy right next to you.
I know, I think he's, I don't think he's a shark, I think he's a shark.
He's from the US, he's from the US, he's from the US, I don't think so.
He's a real man.
There he is.
Come on, come on.
He's what, he's...
It's Clokesy!
What?
It's Clokesy!
He's wearing a cat-o!
Oh yeah, I'm in!
Oh my god, Clokesy!
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you sure I should revive you in...
Are you gonna die?
Absolutely! I will never die!
I'm literally invincible.
The heartbeats, huh?
You wanna go around the back, I think, boss?
Not right there.
I will never die. No.
Not even once.
You mind if I give you a year's notice?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, boss.
employ you shrine in equip your allies so oh yeah you're holding this yeah put it
like we just we're your potions go on the left side yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh.
Hey, he be with you, he be with you.
He be with us, pal.
Be with us, pal, please.
Oh no, oh no, we gotta go, I go here, I go here, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm not gonna die.
Oh god.
My little shit.
No, no, no!
Oh shit.
I actually might die.
But you will die.
I might die.
There's a world where I die.
There's a world where I perish.
Actually, I think it'll be fine. It'll be fine.
Oh, my God. I have your chest piece, but I'm just getting in the circle.
By the way, sorry.
I had to work quickly. I had to work quickly.
You get that?
Yeah, there's a little...
Probably should have gotten, you know...
What happened?
Maybe should have found it, maybe not, maybe different...
Resurrection after, maybe...
The way...
I can't get it.
They're not going to line you up?
What's up?
I have a suggestion, you can take it, or you can leave it, whatever.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, kill yourself
What fuck kill yourself immediately
But but I'm in hell. I can get good roots
In the game boys in the game
I suppose that does make sense
Okay
No, here's what I'm gonna do. Go ahead. I'm just gonna run. I'm gonna fucking go out fighting
Okay, okay
That makes sense that makes okay that makes yep that makes sense. Wait give me what happened. Did you I thought you were with me I
Went to go resurrecting mr. Meath their peanut. He had a little bit of an accident back there, you know
I didn't feel about it. He had a little accident, so I went to collect his
spirit
And I did a little dark magic
Yeah, I mean, that's right, that's what my great grandpa used to say
The trip the trip back
Watch out this uh
is um
Watch out there's um, uh
Was it
There's a
There's a back
Watch out
I'm dead. I let you know. I let you know. Oh
Wait a moment. You know, I can't wait a moment. I mean you should try but you won't
Sometimes you're the hammer sometimes you're the nail. You know, that's right. That's right
Now we're gonna hammer!
Hell yeah!
Am I right boys?
Let's talk about what we're gonna do to right now!
We're gonna get around town!
We're going down town!
Oh that's right!
take that dude take that dude
oh I sped them both in a semi strike
take that dude
very nice for tall
take that dude
and a halberd here
take that dude take that dude
it's a light healing take that dude
In order take that dude
Take that dude
Inside this dirty little chest wouldn't need one anything popping out unexpected
Instantly recover all your health takes 12 seconds to apply the kit. Oh, what look that is nice. That is nice
Oh still
Take your share.
Oh, brother Hauser!
Brother Hauser, right there.
Brother Hauser.
Panty Hauser?
Brother Hauser?
Panty Hauser, right there.
Do you wear the panty Hauser?
For protection?
Hmm.
Do you wear the panty Hauser for protection?
Hmm.
Give me a white clothes you want.
What? What?
What an egg shot!
But by now I'm darting, darting it up!
I mean, it's yaaah!
That was so good.
Oh, so good.
It's yaaah!
Take that, wizard!
Oh, what was that?
Shabingas.
Bajingas.
Take this!
This
Shrine of power what's that do I use your power?
Right yeah jot that down for next time boss
100% the seven arrows. I think you're taking these arrows when you shoot up here. You get all your arrows back, right? Oh
Oh my god.
Oh, they're on me. I'm dead.
Fireball!
Okay.
All right, all right, let's ride. Let's get right back in
All right, let's do uh, let's get it. Let's get in there
Okay
These are phones starting to be dribbled with and it's indeed correct. Yeah, that is indeed correct
It's a decrypt
Okay, okay, I'm not sure what what just happened there not sure what just happened there not sure
what just happened there um he's got cheese somehow got invited to two different things I didn't know
No, that was my body, my buggy.
Never been an intro, never been an intro.
Take that slime guy!
Oh, he's a red slime!
Oh my god!
Red apple.
oh oh shit red apple
Oh
What heinous?
Which one am I just what turned?
I just got shot in the throat
I'm being absolutely hot though
My pajangas is leaking.
Their pajangas is leaking?
My pajangas is leaking.
We need an immediate pajangas treatment.
That's right.
He's ya!
Okay
All right, I don't know what's going on. I should be taking some kind of damage
Mr. Ignimic
He's ya!
I can use a couple of yours. I can use like one here.
You know what? I have just the one. Everybody stay together. Okay. All right. All right. All right
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I see this circle gimmick. It's just a circle, the green thing.
What?
It's like that, the green circle thing.
The peeling spell?
Yeah, if I say it's not a circle, I'm good, so I don't need to, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't have to stand still. I just have to stand still.
Yeah, so it's...
Okay.
Alright, let's proceed, let us proceed.
Oh, people are getting- I- I am not dead!
I'm not dead as fuck right now, gang!
I'll tell you that. Yeah, right now.
Woo!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, I'll tell you, this is the one. For sure. This- this is the one.
I believe- I believe we can achieve!
I believe, I believe.
Well, I have a crossbow for you.
It was, Mr. Coco.
Ah, fuck that shit, man.
Okay, alright.
and fuck you oh I have a chest piece for you P over here really yeah blue
chest piece just for you oh well fuck your chest piece and fuck you oh guys
I'll bring it for you. I'll bring it for you.
I'll see where they are.
Come here, come here.
Where are you running?
Where are you going?
Take that, take that.
What?
Only for a fighter?
No, no, no.
Oh, got you, got you.
They're right over here.
Right past that wall.
You see the wall?
Over there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's beat these guys asses.
We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win.
It's asses.
We're gonna beat their asses.
Open the door.
John!
Did they go out?
They went to the right side?
They say right here next to this pile, I should have a job.
You get it?
Right on me.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, good.
Exorcist!
Shit.
Guys.
Oh, shit.
You... oh, wow. That happened fast.
Marvel!
You'll be honest, I wasn't...
Marvel!
Exactly, I think, for that one.
You going around the other way?
Did you get my heart? Give it...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, follow my arrows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe, maybe we just...
Go back up, go back up right here, right here.
MAMAMOO!
Oh, shit. That guy's pushing you.
MAMAMOO!
Good work, David. Good work.
Oh
You got a I got one. I got one. I thought there was more. Hey, that's it. Hey, that's it. Thank you so hard
Let's go. All right, all right
We see what really is that guy was that fireball? All right
Fireball is what sealed the deal right there's a fireball is what I mean. I basically saved the team. I basically saved the team
Yeah, that was a certified fireball situation a CF a CFS a CFS a certified fireball situation
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep
Yep, I see an SCFS a super certified fireball situation straight at the end of the brain
Yeah, that was an SD CFS a super duper certified five-hour situation
That's what that was that's I've seen those before I've seen that before that's just that's it that's what happened
Well, he really revived one of us
I don't know.
Pick a heart of random.
It's gonna be me. I know it is.
It's gonna be me. It's gonna be me.
It's literally another red thing.
It's gonna be me. It's gonna be me.
Oh, wait, it's me.
It's not me.
Don't rest. Don't rest.
What? Don't rest.
Under the bridge. Under the bridge.
I'll go back to where you were.
I
Think you're stuck straight over there. Oh, yeah, that guy
The guy's way dead
Never buy me never buy me second happy I think I see the way just hide just hide
Cook it out cook it shit cook it shit from your body. I don't know what my shit is. Oh, yeah, let's have the bridge
Oh fuck
Go go go push yourself the door on the right. You're in that door. You're dead. Oh my god. There's a guy. There's a guy. Oh my god
Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, oh
Run go go run!
Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah, oh
Woohoo
Yeah, oh
Get ready to run. That was a B-16. A model of a two-frame shot. Oh my god. Get ready to run. I'm ready to run.
You're not.
I shall simply recollect your hearts.
I'm gonna be physically recollect the heart.
We might be the cause of this game.
We might be the cause.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, and you don't have them all there is.
I got this guy's very safe.
Thank you, sir.
Thanks, my friend.
It worked.
We're moving great.
We're moving different.
We're the big stoppers.
We are.
We're the US Mines.
We're the big stoppers.
We are.
When they hear us marching over, the earth trembles.
Mm-hmm.
There's a dash.
We're cooking.
We are cooking, boys.
We are cooking.
It doesn't come out natural to everyone.
It comes natural to some of us.
Some of us.
It was indeed.
Guys, I'm Tonya.
I can win.
We can win.
I am certain about my abilities.
I can, I like to, I'm Tonya.
You just give me a good situation.
and out boom explosion fireball iceball zap media
boom boop boop boop meatballs meatballs sub five dollar
foot long uh uh uh taco bell three of us like us talk
us uh cheese you go to your crunch uh uh uh chicken
cheese wrap big mac uh uh fries spicy drink
55 burgers 55 waffles 55 tina tans i i i let me tell you
something right let me tell you something this next game
And I'm not even joking this time. Look at me. Does it look like I'm joking because I'm not I'm looking at I'm looking at
I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not. Does it look like I'm joking because I'm not
This game will be our best game of the night right here right here. Mm-hmm. Yep. I said I said you promise I
As long as everyone ready job. Yes, I thoroughly promise
I
Guys coconut in this box for you. Yeah. Yeah, what's up? It is your chest pieces. It's a dead box. He was nice nice nice
Let this box box behind you
I was keeping our peepies up and fishing boots.
Oh, buckled boots.
Buckled boots?
That's the latest fashion.
It's purple.
Agility to agility.
Max L5.
Anybody want these buckled boots?
Woo!
That's such enchanting.
That's such a nice boot.
That's nice.
There's a nice boot with you.
Woo!
That's a nice boot.
Anybody want some double bees?
Double bees?
Double bees.
Double beef? What was that?
There, purple boots. Agility.
I do use agility, Mr. Coconut.
Oh, yeah, I need a dirty app.
I'm coming back on me, Paul.
Okay, good job, Johnny.
We'll be right here in the light.
Right here in the light.
With the burr! With the burr!
The whole club was looking at her.
She hit the floor, she hit the floor.
Next thing you do, next thing you do.
I got low low low low low low low
what is he saying?
what's going on here?
oh god
he's got a holy robe right here
a blue holy robe?
oh i love that
wait a couple guys with me
Go to the sinky guys!
He's farting! He's farting!
Oh that was a club!
And that was my triple club at the wrong feet from.
Oh wow.
Purple crystal sword?
I'd say that.
Delivering loot. Delivering loot to everyone.
I'll take that for service. Where's that?
Loot delivery right here.
oh very nice very nice I think there's we're here before we weren't here before
yeah this is going to be sizes round someone tell me here how to send okay
okay oh is it them I don't wear where oh yeah I saw a hero
Oh
Take yonder who'll again a smite time
Are we go are we
Oh
This is they were already here. They just find another team. They're low. They're low. We have to push down below
I got it on him. I got it on
Another explosion
Behind behind behind
I'm gonna die I'm dead
Tell me did you just kill yourself with them? Oh
That guy should be low
Oh
I think that's me.
Well, is that me?
You look like you.
I think that's me.
Is the extra?
No, no, no.
I hope it's you.
I'm a groupie.
And it's the easiest.
You know, you're going to fight.
You're going to fight.
I hear footsteps.
See, when you play like shit.
Oh, my God.
There's a full team.
Hold on, boys.
That's the same as the party, man.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good man.
Thank you, good job.
You tried to do the right thing.
Oh, hey, that's it.
Fight, man!
Man!
What the fuck?
Yeah, man.
What the fuck?
Give me, give me!
How are you just doing this?
How are you just, what the fuck?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, wrong guy!
Hold on!
Guys, we were cooking!
We were cooking!
Oh my god.
I thought I was going to make it.
I thought it, dude, one more second.
That door would have been opened and they would have been fighting each other.
Fuck it.
would have been fighting each other.
Ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up.
Guys, I'm so close to being good.
I'm so close to being good.
I'm gonna go pay a quick, I'm gonna pay a quick.
Oh my God.
We are so close to being the best players
in the seven players game.
Like, I'm tired of you.
Like, we are mere inches away from literally
no one being able to kill us.
We are that good.
We are that close to being that good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The cusp, the cusp, the cusp.
Oh my God.
We're cusp-ing.
We're literally cusp-ing.
Now we're cussing. I'm we're edging. We're edging right now
Edging slash cussing. Well, what is fame? I have no idea
I think your fame just matches. Why is his fame higher than his level?
That's what I'm saying. I don't know what fame is. I don't know
Okay, okay, all right walk it walk it or whatever
Yeah, shut this thing up.
Oh, OK, OK.
Oh, god.
Uh-oh.
HINZA!
Come on, kid.
Oh, I thought you were a bad guy.
Oh.
What's the boots for you? What's the boots for you?
Uh, uh, gimmick on that dead skeleton?
Oh.
Okay.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
A hat for you!
Did you guys see me?
Mr. Coconut, a hat for you on that other dead skeleton?
Huh?
No, I'm going.
nice nice thank you another hat for you oh no never mind never mind that's not
happy take this wizard oh wait you know what we're sitting on this
Oh
Wizard to will on this thing
We hit you with a nice
Oh for you, but she's gonna go on that guy right there
what you got it's another right right here there's a there's a robe in there
that may interest you wait wait wait it's what oh yeah yeah yeah that's nice
far thank you thank you thank you that's a good rope that's a good rope right
All right for you either one of you guys right there
I'm really
Hello
Like up a little bit of sauce
Oh
Hey, you'll be you'll be you'll be over the door over the door
I
Don't know
We're gonna manage I think I do what you here. I feel like this is a trap
I don't think so. I think I've done it and then even to the door to the left because look how they were all
On that door the luxury mean good observations for a lot Columbus. Let's see this
right over here. Oh, he's right here!
Adam! Nice one!
Okay, this guy's obviously a seasoned veteran.
Yes. Yes.
He's using the unarmed technique.
Damn!
This guy's got boys, this guy's got boys.
Fuck you!
You go up here. He's right down here right here. He's right here. I see
He goes to door again
He's on me he's on me. He's running. He's running
Hit him with an explosion
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh god. Guys this way this way.
This way. This way where's the-
Can I use? Can I use?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
Come to me, come to me, come to me and fight him.
Guys, guys, come to my house.
Come here, it goes to-
Guys get through here.
I'm gonna cancel my healing spell, I'm dead.
Don't let you guys die.
Yeah!
I got blocked in between three walls and you'll never be at the door.
I didn't wipe my ass.
I'll bring it back.
Also that was Satan.
How are we fighting Satan?
Everyone hide your screams.
Dude.
Dude, how do we suck this much of this game?
It's impossible!
I don't like it.
It's impossible.
Nobody, nobody can beat this game. It's impossible. It's impossible.
They came at the perfect literal perfect moment.
Literal perfect moment.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're in! Let's ride!
I
Little some some I don't know what's going on out there, but I don't like it
Oh
Man, that's good. Holy crap. I got something crazy
That's got some wackier wild and wet wild whoo, whoo mama
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right
Okay
Okay, thank you. Thank you all the wizard
Hold on okay, I'm back. Hold on
I miss both my healing spells
There we go
gotcha
I'm setting up a campfire immediately
I'm sitting up a campfire right next to us. I am recovering my spells which have been
depleted
Excellent idea wizard
Idea
a wizard chess piece right here on me.
Hmm, uh, what?
Really?
Yeah, right here, right here upstairs.
Okay, I won't be right there,
we're just chillin' by this fire for a little bit.
Okay, okay.
Oh, well.
A little bit chilly, a little bit chilly.
I have to do.
I don't have to do, I don't have to do.
I don't have to do.
Three arrows right here for you, good sir.
I'm just gonna do it.
Do you have any lockpicks?
I have no lockpicks, no.
No, sir.
Oh, what is this, boss?
I got a lot of wisdom right here too.
I got a lot of pick-up walking it.
Wow.
I don't even know if this is good, actually.
Is this good?
That's not good for me.
That's not that good for me.
Mm.
Yeah, that thing is poopy butt.
I'm not taking that poop butt.
Who is poopy butt?
Poopy butt.
I made it for you.
You do, Scoot.
It's poopy-doopity.
Poopity-poopity-doopity-poopity?
It's stupid.
It's like you, Co-Grad. You're stupid.
Fuck you.
You're stupid, and you're an idiot.
Fuck you, Pete.
I got this foam slice through fucking 12-inch flywood.
Okay, I'll just get by you.
If you are, I can give you a little bit more fun.
Okay, I have a 10,000 lily to do it.
I'm bad at it.
okay all right stay perfectly still I will I will these knowledge of you are
dropping them thank you thank you right there one more quick you would do just
nicely thank you sir thank you sir
Oh
No, I do not and I can also use one more
Does anybody have another campfire
Oh, I do have log pegs where I do
You can actually suck me dry
No, no, no, you can suck me dry, sir.
You can suck me dry.
No, I'm gonna go ahead and lock it.
No, no, you gotta fuck off.
No, you're gonna fuck it up.
All right, let's see this.
You will see it.
You don't even know where it is?
I know exactly where it is, buddy.
You don't cut the answers.
Oh, I got the answers.
I'm a wizard!
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard!
Wizard!
Watch this pussy
What'd you just do?
It's successfully been unlocked
That's amazing man!
Good job, man!
That's what your dad would have said to you if he loved you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, lock it in!
Lock it in!
Notice anything different about me?
No, I'm really...
Into the back region?
Oh, again?
A game of great devotion!
Oh shit.
I don't think he's gonna get one of those healings.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Now I will too.
That's what I like to do.
Are you scared?
Guys.
Wait guys, there's a portal over here.
Let's just take it.
Let's take it.
Where the fuck is this run?
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go the portal.
Go to the portal.
Hello, Jake.
Peanut.
Oh shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAH!
You pick up as hard!
Pick up as hard!
We gotta get this hard!
I have to!
We gotta get right back!
I have to!
This is where I do it.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
T!
Oh...
How did that kill me?!
Oh shit...
Oh shit.
Yo I have literally like 5 HP and max HP!
You guys...
You guys are valuing...
T'st!
T'stt!
T'sttt!
No!
I don't think so!
Please please!
I don't...
I don't think so!
I'm going. Go, go, go. Don't go to the portal. Hey, you drive me before I go to the portal
because I need all my stuff. You know what I mean? But you guys want to take all my stuff.
I'm running it right now. I'm running it right now. I got it.
as you know I've never done this before so bear with me it's my first time uh kind of getting
used to this shit you know I don't know where was it hey mr. not I think I found your famous
me to the new chess key. I shall take a look at the fucking line.
Yeeees! You lost the fucking line. You know what? I don't want to mess you anymore.
I would take a look at the waitershaft from Ramsay.
Oh, there's a portal right here. Whoo!
Where is the waiting box?
I highly doubt so that is a covenant secret. Passed down from many generations.
Hmm
Up top by the chat. Oh, yeah, I know what it is. Yeah, it's up top by the chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, that's classified info. Okay
By the way, Coco, I hate to say this but it was your fault. I died
Okay, yeah, let's do it. Let's hear one. Well, that's your one. It's my fault. No
Okay, I'm not resting you wait hold on
You don't understand the circle is actually already gonna
Take it, take it, take it, take it!
And shall I, and shall I, and shall I?
Fuckin' bitch!
You literally tell me by walking away from the fucking thing!
Ahahahahaha!
Get my heart, do you get my heart?
Oh, I gotta heal, I gotta heal again!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I just gotta just kill yourself, once these times!
Yeah!
Just kill yourself!
Yes, yes, gentlemen, just fucking do it!
Absolutely!
you sure yes yeah I can get the heart I can rescue me no no no big I can
let you I can let you even matter to me I can give my stuff anymore cuz you
fucked us oh okay you're the one that got fucking Molly was the portal you
go to the portal we can drop and we can at least drop some stuff off with it with
the right the guy my heart you said don't go back for your
Where did I even say that?
You said he can't hit the problem!
What's the one I didn't?
This is going well
Here he goes
I fucking hate you
Here goes that man
Holy shit
You fucking piece of shit
You fucking motherfucker
You're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met in my entire life
You are the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met in my life
You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever had the displeasure of beating in my entire
You better use some bandage!
Mister fucker!
I think I'm bad
It's over
It's over for my ass
Bandage! Bandage! Bandage!
I'm fucking hand boys
Shit
I
Are you live oh
Yeah, I went to the floor. Oh my god
Wait, that's a
Why is he so quick take that stairway
Yeah, what do I do?
Oh, kill yourself.
Wow.
This is your moment.
Kill yourself.
This is your moment.
There he goes.
In the game, of course.
In the game.
Oh!
Excellent punch.
Excellent.
Excellent swing.
That's it?
Oh.
That's not my type.
Excellent, excellent.
Excellent.
There goes my hero.
You know who taught me that punch?
Watch him as he goes.
Go, go, literally, dude!
Oh, okay!
You died off the portal by an NPC!
That does not sound like you know.
I think I would remember that happening.
Yeah, I mean, I don't blame you with fucking 2 IQ and like thousands of chromosomes.
You probably forget like what you did like a fucking second ago.
Don't let me the fuck!
Don't let me the fucker.
You fucking don't let me the fucker.
Not giving me, I suggest something.
You can totally disregard this suggestion.
Kill yourself.
Yes?
Yep, yep, yep.
I just wanted to talk to that little man right there so I could just ship some things
out.
Well, good day to you.
Good day to you.
Have a good day.
All right boys, let's get this done in style
Very easy very simple
All right boys
I
Work in a tag it work. All right
Okay, I'm gonna say
Oh
I think it was that one athlete. I think it was for one basketball player
He wasn't able to get on the high school team because he was asked when he started
But then he became the go that could be us. That is us. That is us. We're about to win
Man, we are about to win.
That could be us.
Oh, yeah.
I'm running up, I'm running up.
Oh, come on, this is it.
Guys, we need.
Is Wizard considered an ashtere class in this game?
I'm pretty fucking sure.
Go ahead.
Let's ride!
I
This is a game I hear boys this is a game this is a game I hear boys lock it
This is it. This is the one this one lock it in walking boys. I know
Not gonna hit my single scouts at this time
Okay, I blocked that
Not getting hit by a single skeleton now starting now
I think I think it's a delay dude my arrows are shooting like later and it's like no according I swear
I do have to keep switching our servers for street fibers so sometimes we're on like further away
servers. We're playing on the Singapore server. Okay so we probably like what 500 ping? Wait I'll get you
done with server we're playing on. This guy said it he said you're playing on Singapore. Is that
true? I wouldn't deposit me know that. Wait are we playing on Singapore? I mean whether they were
thing that was really good for you. What Singapore? No, something of these me guys, these dead guys.
I mean, the hood was very good. I'm from the hood. You mean the Ranger hood? I got it.
Oh, what's out here? Is this a secret tunnel?
Oh, what the fuck is that? Yo, guys. I'm coming.
Oh, this is a leader.
Yeah.
Jesus, harmless.
Fireball!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, can we fight this?
How do we...
I think we have to go...
Oh, BDA!
Yeah, good, good, good.
Alright.
Excuse me, I'm blocking the way.
Are you blocking the way?
Fireball!
Peter ass.
Fireball!
Wait, why is she coming from the right side?
Fireball!
well why is she coming for you?
MAMAMOOS!
You did it!
OH SHIT!
IT'S GOING!
Where you going?
What the fuck?
IT'S GOING!
Oh shit.
What the hell?
I'm going for me!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Oh god. I'm gonna die. I need you. I need you. Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Got you.
She won't die!
I like to do it, Scottie Lagg. It has the animation that I hit my heel and it's just enduring.
Why did you die?
Who told us to fight this fucking thing?
Oh no!
I'm literally out of stock! I have one verbal left!
What the fuck?
I'm silent. I can't even use it.
Oh god. Oh no.
What's she doing now?
What the fuck?
What's she doing now?
What the hell?
What's she doing now?
What's going on?
What's she doing?
I literally can't shoot fireballs because I'm silent.
Oh my god.
He wants me to get him!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh god! Oh shit!
What the hell dude?
Fireball!
I'm out of shit! I'm out of wizard shit!
I'm out of wizard shit!
We win the mess! We win the mess!
Dude.
Fuck this stupid game.
The fuck was that? What was that? I mean, what?
I will tell stories about the battle.
I hit every single one of my spells! Didn't mention a single one!
Dude, chat, watch it up!
Chat, chat, how much of this game is gear? Cause I feel like we're poor.
Well, everyone in this game would have to start with the same gear.
Oh, so we're not getting out geared. We're just getting out. No, you can well all
both you we can also get out skilled a fighting gear like five by you a lot of
people like know where to go like what's best look for whatever I
see you think that everybody all these donkeys we've been fighting have been
I'm getting word that the gear gears like everything in this game I see I see
I guess we said that we did crank it out. Can you guys take it with me? Yeah, I'm cranking it, bro
This is it. Well, we have to crank out gear early game. I rise soon as you get in
Chess, chess, chess everywhere
Get a bunch of gear we fucking get in get out done
None of this one-handed stuff two-handed. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's do team appellations. Let's do team appellations. I'll go first
Okay, I
I want to thank gimmick for always healing the wall next to me.
Oh, you're just not a problem.
Let's run!
I'll go next. I'll go next.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'd like to thank you for fireballing the wall on the other side of the map.
Alright, Mr. gimmick, your turn.
Well, I'd actually like to thank you both for, you know, absolutely being hotdogged by skeletons
so that when we finally encounter people, I've got one lesser healing spell left for the fight.
I feel a lot better after that.
I feel a lot better, guys.
Me too.
The good team building strategy.
Me too.
It's nice, it's nice.
That didn't even hit me.
Are you serious?
I'm dying by fucking jello. I'm dying by jello. What is this?
All right everybody get together I'm gonna do a at my AoE heal nice tasteful
I'll just do it.
We need a loot.
I'll try to watch them.
I'm coming.
They're in the ground.
There's a chest.
Look around for chest.
There's no chest over here.
There's no chest at all?
There's no chest.
I'm going in the other way.
We should run through places and if they don't have chests, we just run through and close
them behind us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At this point, it's just not looking like it has chests.
Let's just run through what we're doing.
Oh god
FUCK
You're the fuck in this game literally doesn't work
Ooh
Uh oh
Okay, spell time
Ooh, spell time
What's that?
Spell time
Fuck
Uh, let's start here
Thank you
Oh, the game is on the scale.
The only way to level up your base is to do the normal extraction.
You're not free. Never!
Okay.
Nearly avoided getting the nice play rubble.
I got a purple sword over here, like a foushee.
You want that?
I'll use that, I'll use that.
Mm-mm.
Reward chest, reward chest.
Oh, this is dead.
Dead thing, dead thing.
Oh
No, not me sir, not me sir
No, not me sir. Okay. All right. Yeah, okay. I like that door either. We're all the same page
We're honest. We should be a team. Oh, okay. All right. Oh
Wait, I might smile this
Okay, I'm good. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. You see this boys. I'm kind of cooking
Big meditation. Big meditation. Get some smells back before this grand festival. Before this
battle of epic revolutions. gimmick. coconut. I want you to watch this. I want you to get
about your pen and paper because I'm going to show you how it's actually done. You guys
I just been dicking around.
I'm gonna see how much you guys.
Well, I got him.
Watch and learn, buddy.
Watch and learn.
Give him a steal.
But you gotta go put your feet.
All right, you missed the first fireball?
I know.
You missed the second fireball.
Oh, look, there's a straight hit.
That was a straight hit.
Well, you missed the third fireball.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
You hit that guy, you hit that guy.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Oh, ha, ha, ha, you missed, you missed.
OK.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shit.
You missed that one.
Cook him, Pete.
Cook them
I just wanted to go up perfect perfect
Didn't even look like he hits you on my screen. It's like 17 feet away
Okay, all right
Okay, things are not going super great. He's not going to spend that's it
Should I be writing things down? Yes, you should write all these out. That's right. Okay
Oh
I mean where he's definitely cheating that's my thing too. Yep. He's that guy's obviously in Cedar
I was I was thinking the same thing. I was actually thinking the exact same thing 100% 100%
Yeah, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yep.
Okay, alright, ready up?
Because we're going in.
We are going in.
Now it is time.
Now it is time for redemption.
Now it is time to take back what is rightfully ours.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm getting word that I was in fact not slain by the enemy last round, but uh, someone, someone close.
Well, who killed you?
It could have been the enemy, because think about it, from the shake, keep your friends close, but your enemies close.
You're saying someone's close.
That could have been an enemy.
So it's your double reverse psychology all over again.
Oh my god.
Holy snolly.
We got dogs
We got chests we got chests
Oh
Got him oh
Oh, we got big boxes.
Oh, you guys, we're just so improbable, oh my god.
I think I hear someone fighting.
I hear the people fighting.
I'm ready to go.
To the south, to the south, where's the mullet?
I marked it.
Do you think you're going to get it?
Got a guy, a guy?
Go, go, go, go, go!
There's a good little people who are going
to come over here to fight.
If you got a loot up, get a loot up.
I'm over here, guys.
I'm over here.
I got a sling for someone here.
Like a regular armor.
Do you think you're going to get it?
Oh, none of us can use it.
Oh, oh, well.
that those guys are fireball
oh, what are you doing?
are these guys, like, is that being like the...
the bad guys?
guys on me, guys on me, guys on me!
I have to finish the meditation, I have like no spells
how's he hitting me with my shield up?
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
oh, what the!
what did you say?
what did you say man?
what did you say?
what did you do? what did you say?
where did the VP at?
Hey, I do come here. Come here. Hey, you're a must
Hey, like this what he's like that bitch
Yeah, like that. I like this bitch
I like this I like that what she oh
God
These people don't die
Alright, I'm taking classes.
These people literally don't die!
No, they don't die!
Don't die!
I'm taking classes.
I feel like we have no, like, tank.
Like, we have no tank.
We do have no tank.
I can swear.
You want a change?
I feel like we want to have a healer.
Uh, a healer is nice.
But if you go barb, I can do it.
I do so much damage with the bow.
Like, if you go barbarian and be our tank, you just run at people and I'm bowing them
And then Pee's doing his fucking stupid fireball
and he hits the wall and he doesn't hit anything.
Maybe we could not win, you know?
Maybe?
Ooh.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
That sounds like a plan to be.
That sounds like a plan to be out of percent.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You want me to bar, I'll bar, but you want me to bar.
I'll bar, you bar, you bar, you bar.
We'll bar for a couple of games
and if it doesn't work, you get to back, to clear it
and I'll go, I'll go fight her.
Okay. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
All right, let's see.
This money is probably the actual best solution,
and I'm not gonna do it,
but the best solution probably would be for me to respond.
But again, I don't mind.
No, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind.
No, I agree. I think P should be Barb,
but you should be cleric, and I should be ranger.
To be honest, I kind of wanna play Barb.
I just feel like cleric is more useful.
Barb is more your place on anyways,
because you just fucking W people.
That's what Barb does.
Let's see it. Let's see it. I'll show you how I wish it hold on. I use one moment
One moment to just sort of tinker around with some skills real quick. Yes and read these why y'all comment Lamal
Real and real and
What is it what is 100% 100% 100% 100%
Hold on guys. I'm getting word that my guys specifically sucks with no gear while other guys are like pretty darn good. I think
You know what you know what you know what I would be willing to switch characters
I was just characters, but it has to be
Wizard and Jason
It has to be like a sorcerer or a lock. Isn't that warlock?
What is we're not good
What is the best
Magic casting guy for squad squire Royale
Sorcerer not for beginners Coco
No, I'm no beginner. I'm no beginner. Let me walk that old on. Wait. Let me Google it dark and darker
Best characters or squire?
Warlock is fucking terrible and he's not easy to play.
Warlock is good but very hard.
I'm very hard.
Maybe we should, let's keep it a wizard. Let's run it with Barbarian Wizard and Ranger.
I think this might be it.
You think so?
Yeah, I think so. If it doesn't work out then we'll like, we'll switch it up.
Cuz I swear dude like I think would give it in the front just like just running in there and like
Tanking and we're in the back like I think we can cook we can do this we can cut we can cook
We can cook
Let's get to cooking
But you guys always do is loot what I think that's actually our real problem
We said to loot faster. No, we come across the first thing we got blue this gold that purple this
We beat their ass
Let's do this let's do this right I had to do this I had to do some light
preparations and light preparations level two that is hard to look at
yeah I'll just switch out my spouse a little bit but whatever we'll figure
out maybe I'd lock it in boys I get you gotta find some chests that's where the
body is a check it you stop they gotta get you stop first I'm gonna kill this
dog
do some shopping oh you some gestures shoes for you this you can go some
gestures shoes that's a giant chicken coming to fuck my asshole be careful
Oh, shit!
You gamble?
Come on!
Exhaust it!
Oh, dear!
Ah!
It's a mini-boss, it's a mini-boss.
Okay, pay, I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna beat your fucking ass.
You fucking absolute piece of shit.
We're dying!
Attack! I can't attack!
I can't attack!
I'm back!
Explosion!
I can't attack.
I don't know why I'm running.
Explosion!
Got him!
You're welcome, God people.
You are welcome, God people.
I got, oh, I got gold gloves.
Oh my God.
Oh, good.
Oh, with will too.
That's nice.
Oh!
He's a nice.
He's a ve- oh my God.
He's a very nice.
Oh, my God.
He's a very nice.
Oh, my God.
He's a very nice.
Oh, my God.
He's a very nice.
Oh, my God.
these are very nice oh whoo whoo whoo oh it's a nice you sure boys
hmm I'm juiced I'm juiced up I'm juiced up right now I'm just up right now mm-hmm
I'm just up you might if I could use those strength pants would you what oh
yeah yeah hold on they're taking my strength guy now they take that yeah
Mr. Strengths
That's right. I just like strength and it may be like one more TV
Agility I assume
Dexterity for Bob x dairy
Oh, I see where we are crack-a-lackin
Hmm, here's something.
Ooh, a little pet spoon.
Open this bad boy.
All right, all right, now, okay, now.
Oh, some, some.
I'm not seeing Chesney, you guys.
Let's just skip our pass.
Oh, there is tons of chess. Never mind.
I'm looting them as we speak.
Looting them as we speak.
Longsword.
Whoo!
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Something may rack.
some sauce so I'm getting some sauce I'm getting some sauce what are you
getting what are you getting I got a robe that's good we know that you're
smart as fuck right now this guy definitely does more damage
recent damage
Oh
You got a road, you got a road.
Oh shit, man, we're right by the street.
Oh yeah, he's across, he's across.
He's across the way.
What's this guy got?
He's looking bats of pinball against the wall.
Are you guys aware that we're in a mess?
We're in a mess.
Wait a minute, hold on, now.
Jump, jump in and jump, jump.
Hold on here.
Wait a second.
That's a problem.
That's nice
I hear someone on the other side of the door
Oh, I just got... Oh my god.
Dude, I don't know. I feel weird energy.
You cut that out!
I see them!
You cut that out!
Jesus.
Dude, he just turned it over. Fuck it.
They're coming. They're coming.
Marbury, I need you!
You don't come! You don't come!
Fireball!
Okay, dude, I'm gonna die.
What's this door? This is a cheater character!
What?
What a time! I'm gonna die!
We need help! Get me! We need help! Get me!
Oh, you wanna be able to do that?
I-I-I know the one back there!
I'm dead.
You can be a tiny man.
Dude, will this bat fuck off?!
Oh my god!
I got a kiss! I got a kiss! I got a kiss!
KICKLE THIS FUCKING BAT!
Here we go.
Alright.
We're gonna be healing.
We're gonna be healing! We're gonna be healing!
We're here.
Okay, okay, okay, let's fuck these guys up, are you ready, are you ready?
Yeah, you wanna fuck them up?
Let's do it.
Fireball!
He made fireball!
What the hell?
Wait, what's going on?
Who is it?
He's the little man.
Does he kill me?
They fight him!
God damn it!
Hey, you gotta cheat, you gotta cheat, you gotta cheat!
Fireball!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate you. I hate you. I fucking hate you. Yeah, yeah, get the fuck off wizard. You are you're banned from Hogwarts permanently. You are displaced to magic. You are not a fucking wizard. You fucking piece of shit.
I
Can't some fireballs I saw I saw I'm pulling out little little bombs from his sleeve. He just goes fireball
This woman Jack woman Jack
Just want you to be one more time
Put me in coach one more time
We in coach one we're dying
It's all I need that's all he needs
fireballs pretty good. That's a good, it looks cool when it lands
That's a spicy meatball
Well, I could go for pizza right now so bad. That sounds so fucking good
Yeah
Is it open?
I don't know. Is it open?
I don't think it's open. I don't think it's open.
Pizza Puccini's? Pizza Puccini's?
Honestly guys, I might say the quarter for a second in order of pizza.
Shit, I might fucking look too.
I might order pizza for a second.
That sounds delicious.
Pizza sounds so good.
That sounds delicious.
That sounds incredible.
What kind of pizza? Like pepperoni?
bacon and banana pepper that's okay yeah banana peppers are good
just sounds pretty good I'm a pep just a straight pepper on pizza
I like the bacon that's how I eat and I like the banana peppers but I get the
banana peppers on the side oh munch old peppers yeah I should
Oh
Good
It's like hot honey and jalapenos. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Take me Lord
Yeah, I got a bow for you by the way, boss. Oh wait, wait, wait, I got a bow for you.
Remember, I'm a strength man now, and he's got giant weapons and halberds.
What's your guy called again? Barbarian? Barbarian, Barbarian.
Come on, gang. Come on, guys.
There's trouble aflame.
You don't need to weed it out.
HEE-GA!
I SMITE ME!
Little shoppin' shoppin'.
How did motherfuckers kill people in this type of armor back in the day, dude?
I don't know.
Very slow.
Very slow guy.
The shoot's kind of over here.
Probably like Odyssey.
That's the best way to kill these guys.
Probably out of a fire or something.
That's what I would do.
I don't know if Light and Skeletons are a fire or a kill job.
No, I'm talking like in real life.
Like in medieval ages when they wore like that armor fit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay
I can win this is it for a cleric in a warlock. Oh
My god, dude. I
Can't stop taking damage
I follow me
on to the next one we need more chess
we're all good, everything's fine
we need more chess, much more chess
take this you stupid dog
stupid idiot dog
yeah, that's right
oh, three dollars, whoa
oh, that's nice
oh, that's real nice, that's real
big meditation, big meditation
Okay, I'm getting fucking shot.
Alright, very chill, very chill.
Hesha!
I smite me!
Cool again?
Another bow for you?
It's not like Crazy Gun.
Oh, why not even be one time?
But you know, it's never...
Alright, there seems to be some skeletons in the area.
Oh, I got a...
Yo, right here, holy...
She was going out of here.
Oh, a flute.
What the hell is that?
Little shush of little shush of
mmm. Oh
Oh, that looks like I
Can't wear it. Oh god
Oh, what's wrong?
I got some boots. I got some boots you got to do. She's coming
Take that idiot
Oh
Wait, wait, wait. Take these. Take these. I'm dropping these are all for coconut
it's a boot scrunch and a helmet
thank you thank you thank you
oh shit oh shit
oh!
what the fuck!
oh jesus christ go up the wheels
oh lord son son
little bit of a wizard potion
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Is that for somebody show me one shit a little so
Brother how is it look at that? Oh my god. I need stupid armor dudes. I hate them
oh
Wait, somebody's been here guys so we've been right here. I have two how much for you. I'm too how much for you right here
It's your gimmick. Oh, that's all you gimmick. That's all you
Daddy's coming
You called daddy code.
Got no help.
A blue bow for you on the bridge?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, thank you.
I'm coming.
Cannot equip a halberd.
Can't use a halberd.
No.
What?
Why not?
A fighter in warlock.
Oh, I need a barge.
Not a halberd.
A barge?
Is that idea?
A valley in my beard?
Yeah, I think you chose Italian Barbarian in the sub-set.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
I'll be very careful, very careful.
Keep your wits about you.
Oh, wait, guys.
Guys, guys, so we already had to make this portal,
but didn't take it.
Let me turn it nearby.
We're just here.
We are just here, girl.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I
Get the portal one more piece
Here we go here we go here. This is our rain. We're with this around. What I told you what I tell you
this is it this is it this is it this is it can these arrows can these arrows thank you
that's right that's right let's do it wait oh oh maybe maybe like tasteful campfire or
or if you guys had maybe perhaps an extra potion or a bandage.
I've got, I've got, no, no, no, we've got,
we've got a health right here.
You wanna just use that?
Use that, use that, use that, use that, use that, use that.
Oh, take it, go, take it, take it.
Perfect.
Oh, shit, don't move your fat body!
Ooh, that's not fat, it's just chunky.
Oh!
Okay
What the hell is like a little cave over here? Oh shit
Little shop, oh what where's the spider's nest?
Spiders asked
You
Stuff. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck
On everything. I'm nuts.
I'm so fucked up. I'm gonna heal
I'm Lord here's. I'm Lord here's. May a campfire come sit down with me come
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Take-
ungen-drive
Sweet sweet cam. Sweet sweet cam cry.
Uhhhhmmmm
Oh shit, I have another one.
Oh yeah, there's a squad right here if you go go.
There's guys on this, on this mountain.
Coming, coming.
Hmm, where do we go, Dax?
Suspense.
Oh, oh, where's the fine gentleman?
Ha!
like that who will get
A lavish
As I'm getting low
I gotta go ahead for you. I gotta campfire
for me
I mean, I just have a campfire. I can like we all sit down and for a little to the helmet
Oh no, that's uh, that's for uh, the barbarian.
Oh, there's another chest back there!
Blessing, blessing, oh.
Oh, that's some spicy meatball.
It really sounds like...
Oh! A blue crystal sword!
There's a purple battle axe for you back here.
Barbarian, here we go.
Is that right here?
Oh!
Oh
Much better much better
Now me
Purple goes right here. You think it's happening. It's happening. It's happening. Oh my god, it's happening
We're getting into a flow state I can't feel it. Oh my god. Oh my god
We are cooking.
I got my pants.
Hey Barb, you give the Barb Barb pants?
Wait, I need to get these to you.
These are really good.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
Damn it!
What?
I need to give you my pants.
Oh, here you go.
Oh.
Oh
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go you guys ready yeah, I don't see this fucker. I
Don't know
It's kind of weird
They would have a heel pop for me, so I live one heel apart one big
You kill these guys into here spell oh shit
I
Got
Oh wait, yo, yo, I got a legendary horseman axe for you for you
As I was your guy where we should stick together
I
Just think that's over here. That means what's been here. I think I'm coming
We got one scourge enjoyed
Yeah, you can't salute it man, there's probably really good shit over here
Barbarian right here
Honestly I should go the next one. What do you think it's right here?
Yeah, that's what someone said we just gotta do portals
Wait, there's tons of loot here
What?
I've been attacked!
I think we got that one.
Oh, we got him!
Fuck him!
It's a shot moment!
I'm doing it!
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
He's behind you!
Oh, what the?
No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god.
No, no, it's a full team.
No, we killed one, we killed one.
It's only two.
No, it's three more.
It's three more, I promise you.
What?
I'll stick it out.
Hold on.
Oh, this guy too many shields.
No.
What the?
What?
I'm sorry gimmick. Oh, Jesus. We will live on in your honor. We will live on in your honor.
Is he giving? Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. We did kill one though, right? We did kill one. We did kill one. We killed one. We killed one. We killed one. We killed one.
That's that's that's enough for me and that's enough for me
There's some dim sum round
Oh, there's boxes. Thank you, Bob. What do you?
Yeah, how do you know there's a mean I'm in front of you I
Can see I'm does the map those young things like shrine
Gentlemen
So it goes well go slow, okay, oh, you're right. Hey some resurrection who you do I can let you I can let you here
So go you get me I promise you lead you to salvation
to win the victory.
Is this it? It's under the health.
I'll go.
I wanna clear out this lobby by a rescue peak,
cause I don't wanna like rescue and then like, you know what I mean?
I'll kill you.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, Hutch is here.
You can't hit me right? I think I pissed him off. Oh, he's got a crossbow
Can I kill this thing?
Jesus Christ
I'm out of ammo.
Show me any moment now.
Hold on.
Do you have any stuff?
No, no, no, these guys have arrows I think.
Ooh.
Holy cannoli.
Aw, shit, dude.
Any moment now.
Yeah.
What, what, what do I do?
I, I, whoo, what was that?
Who is it, did you?
Jump on his head, sword facing down.
And do it later to the top of the heart.
Right in the top of the stomach.
Got him, a chain, and took him.
Ah!
None of them have it much!
Oh, yes.
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck!
He's not this, he's not that much.
He's not doing that much damage.
Oh!
He's not doing that much damage.
with this I don't know I don't know where this
not surely surely he is low
I'm gonna hear a torch I go for another melee
I got a little quick I got a little quick I gotta get
Hey, we can make it out of here we can do this
Thanks, watch again. Oh my god
Oh
Check the blade point power point thing that's for you
Is rapier
Oh
We're not here
I don't think I can cast spells see
I don't believe my kids.
They're chasing after you.
Hey, you close the door.
What the fuck, go get out!
You're going to close the fucking door behind you!
You went the other way.
I thought you went the other way.
I'm opening the door.
Sir, there's no need for this.
There's no need for this, sir.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm on an unexpected turn of events.
I'm on expected turn of events.
Perfect. Perfect.
Just wait for him and just get out on a port.
Perfect. Perfect.
Fantastic.
What a sweet life.
Here he goes, Mr. Bowen Aero.
Oh my god.
Handsome, funny kind.
He's smiling all the time.
There he goes.
fuck you guys I'm looking if I can order a pizza every single shot
perfectly drawn out quiet as a mouse
lives in his mother's house there he goes that's our man
If anyone can do it, he can.
Sing it!
There he goes.
Sing it, gimmick!
Sing it!
There goes our man.
Sing it, gimmick!
Sing it!
Watch him crouch in the door.
Watch him fall to his art.
Sing it, gimmick!
Sing it!
Oh, there he goes.
There he goes.
There goes our man.
Sing it, gimmick!
Watch him sift through the pockets of the man that he just slew.
While he's rifling in the pockets, he may find something else too.
His hands, they linger there.
They linger, and then they're...
Get it, shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Go, go, go!
Give it to him, Steve!
War, they sang songs in war.
You see, watch him as he goes.
I can't hear him.
No one will ever know.
Okay.
You see.
There he goes.
Ah.
Ah, a hero's tale.
A hero's tale.
They'll sing that.
They'll be seeing that from now on.
And that's a moray.
That's a moray.
And honestly, wait, I'm supporting us in scouting.
I'm gonna go fuck this guy up.
Fuck this guy.
I hate this guy.
We're just gonna open that door and then turn away from it.
All of you, Jake. All of you boys.
You guys, are you guys on some scouting?
Oh, it's too late. It's too late for me. It's too late.
Come on. Are you a scouting?
No, I already left out.
What? We not killing this guy?
We're about revenge.
Excuse me, I see him, I see him, I see him.
I see the guy.
What the?
Get a quick little bugger.
Oh.
Surely any moment now, I would hit the first shot.
Oh
Hello sir
That's it, okay
Alright, okay, what a sweet feet. What a sweet. All right. I'm fine. All right now. I'm gonna see the light
Let's do this. Let's do this
Okay, sir, I can go for one more I guess last one last one. Oh, no, no, okay. Wait. No, let's call it. Let's call it
Let's call it. Okay. Okay.
Overall, I'd say successful.
I'd say a successful night. Yes.
Some ups and downs to be sure, some ups and downs to be sure.
But overall, I would say very successful, very successful.
We learned a lot. We learned a lot. We learned a lot.
We learned a lot.
Do we have to get to the third portal and win?
Well, let's not be asking those kind of questions.
All right, let's we can say that we did.
We can. There's better questions. There's a better question.
I would say, guys, I think after all day of playing that there is a chance
that I'm not saying it shouldn't, but there is a chance that the wizard
may not be the best in this in these scenarios.
You think so?
I think there's a chance. Yeah, are you sure about that?
There's definitely a chance. I'm not saying it's certain. No, I'm not saying it's certain. No, it's definitely not certain.
But there is a chance. There's a chance. There's a chance. There's a chance. Yeah. Yeah.
You guys, you know that like that, that maybe you go through like five hours losing straight
and you get like that, that oh, so you honestly didn't you start playing worse and you usually lose more?
That kind of happened here like two hours ago. Oh, no. You don't say. No.
No, I didn't need I'd be honest, nothing can pass this guy this guy eats everything
It's nice. Yeah, he's too hard on himself. Yeah. Yeah, uh, yeah
That's what happened. I just want to let you guys know that so you know if you if you're going P. Night
Me you really played bad
Just remember I was playing much better at two hours ago. I agree. No, I I agree. I agree
three. You're playing two hours ago by like two percent. Maybe you let it one more fireball.
Actually I think two hours ago you killed me two times. So I should mention the fireball
is a fickle bench. Get the fuck out of it. The fireball is a fickle bench. Okay. It can
be utilized. It can be utilized. Well, it can be it can be detrimental. It can help. It
can hurt. It can do a lot. It can do a lot. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. Yes.
Hey, we said it. We said, what, 30% P and we made it, you know, earlier today this morning?
Yeah, we made it. We made it. That's right. That's right. Guys, I'm telling you boys,
don't put me on the wizard sticks again, because I'll make a peg.
I'll make a peg. What class can P play? That's not wizard.
Mm-hmm. I don't think warlock is good. I don't think warlock is good. Do we just do yeah, we
Broken character and triple triple barb
Yeah, but then we don't have range. Yeah, we have a like I will say the
Didn't seem
Sit and see I know that I've we've faced many barbarians and they
Slaughtered us but to be fair the counterpoint is
really anything to that other player's play, so I want to play again. Yeah, I don't know, I didn't really want to, but I'm not sure how to make him flourish, how to make his feathers pop out.
I'm gonna go to the drawing board and you gotta figure this out, and I'm gonna figure this out.
Warlock is really good if he learns how to play it. Okay.
I'm down to play world.
I usually listen to guys listen to what?
And I want a clear, concise answer.
When we talk about magic, magic spells, wizardry,
who is the literal most OP best magical guy?
But let me add one more caveat before you answer.
In only Squire Royale mode.
I don't care about normal mode.
What is the best one?
Hmm.
Mmm. I mean where the wizard is the best. I will continue to play wizard.
It's good to hear. That's good to hear. Perfect. Good to hear. That's good to hear. Delicious. That's good to hear.
That is good to hear. That's good to hear.
Good. Good.
Perfect. Perfect. I would say that the cleric, you know, I think I might be back on the cleric.
I
Were nice
Yeah, this has been seven and a half hours of absolute pain and torment
Yeah
Suffered I hate I hate you guys. I hope to never see any of you again. I fucking hate you
I fucking hate you too as not a joke this music against me at a court of law
changing
BB is so what I hate more than actually you guys
We're gonna just jump you like I'm telling you
My boys we're gonna fuck you
We're gonna fuck you. Yeah, well, they're gonna beat you up. Hey, I'm back. Fuck you
Wait, what? Yeah, he was a good time. Yeah on a Monday night
We had a great night this is unrelated to any gameplay that was experienced, right, right? How's your weekend?
boom
Do you know how many first-time chatters I got?
Hey, man, are you guys not friends?
Are you are you not friends with the peanut anymore?
It's fucked as Greg.
You're not friends.
I am not friends.
Are you? Listen, listen, I'm not friends with you either.
I hate. No, listen,
I luckily I had the greatest I had the greatest excuse.
Oh, no, I'm doing it some time live all the time.
You know, they don't want any, but you they wanted their privacy.
You know, otherwise, for sure, I would have been there.
I would have invited you to my house, maybe,
but you would have had an explosive personality.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, you know, they would have delayed me at the airport,
you know, they would have delayed you at the airport,
but we wouldn't have let you go through the middle detector at the house.
I have been in game in GTA five,
our P and GTA and GTA five, GTA five, GTA five, GTA five, GTA five,
right. It sounds like you guys are doing great. I just want to stop by wish you guys a good look.
Oh, oh, you need it. Unnecessary. I think I need it.
We went 30 and oh, we're the kings of this game. We are the kings of this game.
He's calling us LeBron James, but the Michael Jordan and the Angel Reese of Dr. Dr. Don't forget
Yeah, I mean and yeah, I mean
Wow, I'm LeBron James. See this that don't get out y'all man
gimmick is Angel Reese and
You can be like a good
Let's see the stories. Oh, that's a she's a very talented player
She is she is but just seems like one of those is not like the other
What do you mean? In what way?
Basketball now?
Well...
Are you saying I sort of...
Like have a feminine energy?
No, I say you girl, what you do, you're ballin'.
You're ballin'.
Oh, okay.
Well, alright.
Okay, I'm fair. You know, I apologize.
Yeah.
I'll be your little angel.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I'm BlueBron Jett.
You'll be okay, I'll be your little angel if you'll be my little James.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're like, you're like, you're like, fucking Helen Keller.
Fucking missing all those fucking fireballs, you fucking piece of shit.
You're never playing Wizard again, you are officially banned from Wizard permanently.
I am the best Wizard you've ever seen, Yao Ming.
I hate everyone. I'm it's so much. I noticed the highest level on the team. Ooh, actually,
a suit point. A suit point. Yeah. 20, 16 and gimmick. I mean, you're a gamer and to
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah 13. Yeah, I would play multiple characters as well of my character that that
specifically the the the cleric is not my count
Hmm, I don't know that's true enough. I guess
Barbarian I was playing the cleric. I even played I even forgot it originally
I had to delete a character slot cuz the first character I played was I'll say this oh a wizard
We didn't extract today, but that just makes it way sweeter when we finally do yes
The fruit will be sweeter the longer you let it ripen exactly
Beautiful build up how long have you guys been trying to extract for the day?
30 minutes 30 minutes
Somewhere between 30 minutes and seven minutes. Well, you know what they say
The eighth hours the charm is what I have heard that I have well actually we did play the eighth hour
That's what we're playing right now. Oh
Yeah, then sorry my bad. I think it's the ninth hour. I'm the night now. Just I was that is it is it the same?
Yeah, I think it's the ninth or the eighth hour
My pizza's gonna be here. I'm gonna get off. I just want to say I
Hate you guys with like a really like I genuinely hate you
No, I want to say
Fuck you guys. I never want to play with you guys ever again. Not even one time.
Never. I never saw you ever again in my life. I'd be like that's a fucking miracle. Thank the Lord.
I don't have to see this fucking terrible wizard.
You're a freak wizard! I am a freak wizard!
I am a freak wizard!
Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!
Let me on show!
all right
I will be contacting the wizard school
all right
good night guys
adios everybody
love you guys
adios
hey um get up
um get up
I know we didn't see
as many wins today
as one might have
wanted yes I can't see that I can but I can't admit it in this more wins would
have been more ideal I agree I agree I agree I agree but sometimes that's all
the cookie grumbles and that's not good grumbles that's how it goes we are closer
That's what we're closer to winning.
We're closer.
Oh, not one win.
Hmm.
Oh.
Zero wins.
Oh, oh, you missed every fireball?
No, I didn't.
Do you see how many fireballs I hit?
Cocoa whip.
That's barely anything.
10.
That's all right.
I was ripping his ass apart.
What are you talking about?
I was hit those bad boys.
You know I'm a good wizard.
All right, you guys, you know I'm a good wizard.
You know that.
I don't really, we're all just pretending here.
I can't, we're all joking around.
Peter, you're a bad wizard.
It's like a double reverse psychology,
with reality to say, Peter, you're the best wizard
I've ever seen.
No one's a better wizard than you are.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I get it, I get it.
It's reverse, it's sarcasm, sarcasm.
It's tomorrow will bring the glory.
Good night everybody, good night gang.
Have a good night now everybody.
Good night now gang.
Good night now boys, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, rest up, rest easy now gang.
Good, I died.
good night everybody good night now gang have a good night everybody good night
now good night everybody good night okay have a good one good night everybody
good night sleep sleep tight and do not
that's the bed bugs for your ass
Get out of here!
Get out!
Good night!
Gameplay
I'm gonna go just talk about the diarrhea!