you
You
I'll go back to sleep.
Cause it's on the cold, I'm gonna be small.
No!
Give it to the next guy. We're not going for seven hours like boys. We're going for 14 hours
All right, that's right, I'm actually a little bit late to like we kind of get there start boys send me over jeep
I'll be back. We don't know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What's good. They let's get down to see that. Oh, yeah
All right, boys. I finally here. Yeah. I'm gonna be welcome in we have hit a wall, brother
there. Okay, you need obviously a professional top. You need a professional top, of course.
Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Everything's different. So, all of our life is kind of out the window.
Exactly. We need a third person to really decide what we're doing. Peanut. Third peanut.
Peanut. We need a cool guy. All right. Let us know when you're here. Okay. We're going
to use that right? Are we going to use that? Use that. Yep. Okay, good. Hold on. I have
and choose the guy with the most handsome face.
Oh, very good face.
I see you.
You're going to pick it up.
That's what I thought.
I want to know what you did.
I want you to have you do.
I got the one with the little head and a deep voice.
I got the pretty brown eyes.
Three brown eyes.
I am going to be I am going to be four man.
I am going to be four man.
No, no, no, I'm going to be this guy.
What what's voice did you put what voice Rob Rob pick?
Scavs here. Yeah, he's cool. We still what about command? They just other guys saw Baron sir. Nice
No one's left behind
No the bug you leave the buggy. All right, okay
Hey
Well, thank God we I just realized they could have taken my name because this isn't a reset. This is a new version
Okay, okay, so no insurance
Items crafting time is reduced by 50% crafting skills starts at 51 your character gain 25% more experience traders across talk of experiencing an armor
Swordin's black division operatives can be encountered on specific locations and hideout zones don't require the found in rain status
Fantastic. All right, and you guys talk on this part, right?
This is the this and everything's changed so all of what we talked about is all changed in different now
Okay, why don't you why don't why don't I copy what you've done and I'll help you solve the dilemma
What give me the negative right? I'll give him mine because I think officers might be a little better
I don't know though. So negatives. I'm doing a third leg. Well, I'm sorry. Let me start at the beginning
I'm sorry the beginning right emo got it
I know just listen, just listen.
Okay, well that hurt.
Polly.
Okay.
Allergic.
Uh.
And third leg.
Also allergic is now three items, not two.
That's awesome.
Wait, but oh yeah, but oh no.
I think it'd be three plus.
Okay, it's three items.
Become allergic to three random items from the provider.
Okay.
So, I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
Okay.
We come allergic to three random items from the provisions or medication category. See this one is just a gamble
Because you can be three random ones that you don't care about it could be
It could be an a-fack
Grizzly and a bottle of water that we're allergic to we can be fuck exactly. Yeah, that's the fun part now the positives
Yeah marathon runner
Okay, where's that runner?
Well, the G we arm and leg stamina consumed 20% so right on the website was 15. Yeah
Yeah
So scroll down. This is the new one prodigy and it's minus five skill experience gained is increased by 30%
That's we there's really no way we we don't do that. Yes. That's a must and then this is where me and him deviate
I'm taking youth energy is consumed 20% slower arm and leg stamina is increased by five or 10
Now hold on we're not picking Hercules when what why we got being hercules this bus minus five down to the minus three
Because it's minus five now. It's level 15 and with the choice of our strategy and the 30%
We're gonna get there so fast. There's already a 25%
You know across the board. So we already have we also because we're doing seasonal and we're doing prodigy
We have 55% increased skill gain
experience so we shouldn't waste five points on Hercules, but I will say this what the hell is lucky
I didn't see that on the website. What's a
Another one. Is that Italian do you speak Italian?
What's a pretty sure
Ortsuna Yabba, Jack or chips Latin and it means fortune be upon me. I believe
Do you want to hear my I want that really bad?
Yes, do you want to hear my picks?
I want to hear your picks.
Yeah, yeah, I want to hear your picks.
So negatives.
Okay.
I have osteoporosis.
Got it.
Well that hurt.
Okay.
Polygypsy.
Got it.
Chronic fatigue syndrome.
Got it.
And allergic.
And then obviously third leg.
Okay.
So here's the positives.
Okay.
Barathon runner.
Yeah.
Diet.
Thrombophilia.
Wait, diet is minus two now.
Why would you diet is minus two now instead of minus one?
two down to minus one. Well because you'd have two points.
Let him cook. Let him cook.
Let him cook. Let him cook. All right, Thrompifelia, got it.
Prodigy. Prodigy. And lucky.
You're losing, you're losing youth, which is the energy 0.5% slower and the arm and leg
stamina has increased by 10. I'm not going to lie to you, that one is,
no way we don't know, that's not what youth is. What do you say?
when we run that by 100 G is 20% slower arm and legs stamina is increased by 10.
So a peanut that means you're gonna have to select hemophilia because you can't use chronic
fatigue syndrome if you use you. Yep. So what was the dilemma when we were coming in here?
The dilemma is one I'm not willing to do hemophilia and he wants you. So that's where we differ.
I'm not going to lie to you, I just listened for a second.
I'm down to change.
Let me do something to say as a quick.
Youth is five whole points and energy is consumed 20% slower.
That's literally just your food.
That's nothing.
I can honestly, you can just write that off, it doesn't matter.
Arm and leg stamina is increased by 10.
Now, what we said was that, we're just guessing, but leg stamina is 100 by default.
So it would be a hundred and ten when you're at elite endurance level 51
Your leg stamina and give yourself your medical would be
187 versus if you didn't have you
170 for five points because this was minus three on the website for five points a
17 difference from 170 to 187 is not worth it for me
Not with it. I don't think I think energy. I think energy. I think energy doesn't mean food
I think energy is the amount like when you're running
No energy is your food. Look look up look back on
Chronic fatigue syndrome under negatives energy is consumed 20% faster. Oh it is
You this not worth it for five points. Thank you. Yeah, I don't disagree. Okay, fuck you
Hercules
Honestly, I have such a percentage boost. I think with prodigy and the 25% default increase in skill learning
I don't think hercules is worth it especially for five points because remember on the website. It was three points
It's not worth anymore. It's not worth any more
And what are you guys taking again? You're doing marathon runner diet. I'm about to go rogue
I'm not gonna lie to you. I think we we take diet off and do something else
That's what I did. I switched it to Tarkov shooter because Tarkov shooter is only two
Those two are kind of throwaways
Because you're either gonna pick juice time talk off shooter and diet
Hold on. Let's take off diet for a second. Wait, wait first off
Let me look if there's anything else that I can choose on the negative. We see that I can do we see
Where are we at right now?
officer
Without Tarkov not really know why you're negative. Sorry. What are your negatives? What are your negatives osteoporosis?
Well that hurt polygypsia
chronic fatigue
Allergic and third leg as I'm not going to lie to you. I'm kind of tempted
To get rid of
Thrombophilia because listen bleeding listen listen listen just wait hear me out for a second hear me out for a second keep
Trust me
Romophilia
Decreases bleeding chance by 25% that is 100% true
But we already said that the reason we don't want bleeding chance is number one
It hurts just more a bit more and then also if we're not bandaging while the enemy is bandaging we get flank
But look at this for a second.
They have sturdy bones, which is different
than what was on the website.
Limb, fracture, chance decreases by 25%.
If I had to choose between not bleeding during a fight
and not getting my legs broken during a fight,
I would choose not getting my legs broken during a fight.
How do you get, what is, so we have to get osteo off?
So you would go sturdy bones.
Your team would, your team.
We removed diet, we removed thrombophilia, we activate,
wait, oh wait, oh wait.
We're minus four, one, oh wait, we can disable osteoporosis
and enable sturdy bones.
That's a 50% increase on limb sturdiness.
That's a 50% increase right there, 50%.
Okay, what is it again?
Wait, we're still minus two, shit.
Yeah.
Okay, why are we minus two?
I thought I just got a ton of points back.
I took off diet and drumming.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, what did I say?
I don't even lose my eyes.
OK, I have something.
I have something.
Barathon runner, OK?
Sturdy bones.
Prodigy, no lucky.
Wait, wait, wait.
In order to do that, I had to take, well, that hurt,
Holly, chronic, allergic, and Dr. Jekyll.
I don't like Dr. Jekyll.
I don't either.
I do not like Dr. Jekyll.
What the fuck is that talking about?
Fuck Dr. Jekyll, fuck Dr. Jekyll.
You guys hold on, can I pitch something real quick?
Hold on.
George.
Well, they did up osteoporosis.
I didn't realize that.
They did.
Chances increased from, it was 15, not 25,
It was 10, now it's 20.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I'm kind of willing to do Dr. Jekyll
if I can have sturdy bones.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude, no, we don't get sturdy bones.
We're still missing one point.
Do you have third leg?
Yeah, third leg, that's me.
Wait, why am I missing one point?
Third leg, allergic, chronic.
Oh, you took off lucky, did you have lucky?
I took off lucky.
Hold on real quick, what if we do this?
What if we what if we did broke in container no, no, but we can take it down. That's that's stupid
We have to right? Oh, no, because even when you go to like
They have battle pass documents. Oh, you can put battle pass documents in there
So I guess really the only thing you're losing out on is your red eyes is nice graphics cards
I mean, that's what gets us through the day. Am I it is what we should do to an extent
No stems.
Wait, I'm going to read off what this final thing is and then everybody give me the insights.
I have all med kids use 25% more resource, whether it hurt, high juices consume 50% faster,
chronic fatigue syndrome, energy is consumed 20% faster, Dr. Jekyll after gaining the fresh
wound status it cannot be moved until the end of the raid, allergic and third leg.
And then I have Marathon Runner on the positive.
I have Sturdy Bones.
I have Prodigy and Vaget.
That's what I have.
I don't know if that's worth it though.
I'm at osteoporosis, poly, chronic, allergic, third leg.
And I have Marathon, Thonbophilia, Prodigy, Lucky, I'm positive.
Hear me out.
Fuck Sturdy Bones.
Reason being.
I think we're just going to have to do what we want to do.
Here's my thing.
We say fuck Sturdy Bones.
We go Rambo and we go Lucky because you got to think majority of the time we've played
a lot.
We have a lot of hours.
often do you get your legs broken and you're not rolling PKs I always all the
time I don't roll because you know runs I'm willing to change my ways I'm
willing to change my way because in my opinion I think taking the time running
morphine instantly breaks don't matter just pop a morphine pop of PK but
getting bleeds 25% less that's the difference between you bleeding out from
heavy and you're not getting the heavy at all. Wait, think about this for a second guys, guys.
Oh my God. I just thought about saying you know we've been debating this. Uh, by the way,
for anybody that doesn't know, hot just been live for five hours. Obviously been live at three
hours. We've been debating this for the last five fucking hours, guys. I just got here. Well,
I would always hear from like last two, but I just got here live. Think about this for a second.
I was telling me have not considered. We've considered flanking for the, uh, the, the
the Humbethelia, whatever it's called, or the Humbethelia,
if you consider flanking, you consider taking more damage.
How many times, and I vividly remember this,
how many times you peeked out of hallway,
you shoot him a couple of times,
you shoot two a couple of times, you get back in the room,
and you look up at the top right,
and three limbs black out, boop, boop, boop,
because you're bleeding.
All the time.
If you choose Humbethelia, you just save yourself
three CMS kids, two damn minutes of, of healing up.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, great.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, we all, we are, we're taking Dr. Jekyll right now.
But, but there's a 25% chance that the Dr. Jekyll
bleeds don't happen if we're taking thrombophilia.
Yeah, baby.
I think we're just gonna have to I think we're just gonna have to go with what we have right now
Get in the gap marathon runner
Rambo
Prodigy and lucky
The only thing we can do is is take off lucky and we no longer have to run dr. Jekyll
That's true. Okay. Okay. So that's the final argument. Do we want?
This is all right. Here we go. Here we go. Let me put this out real clear so we can all understand it
We can either have
lucky
But we also have to take Dr. Jekyll after getting the fresh wound status it cannot be removed until the end of the raid or
We can take neither of them. No lucky. No, Dr. Jekyll
Are you feeling lucky boss? I really want lucky though, boss. All right, Dr. Jekyll
Where do we're going to stop the Dr. Jekyll? Do we take luck?
What's our what's our movie is lucky dude
That's what that's what's so intriguing about it boys
And in return we're doing well that hurt
baldy chronic
allergic and dr. Jekyll and third leg as guys I want lucky. I'm not going anywhere with that. Yeah, that's what we did
That's what we have to what is it? What is it positive marathon?
Yeah, Rambo. Yep
Prodigy and lucky. Yep
negative's, Ostia or sorry well it hurt, Ollie, chronic, allergic, Dr. Jekyll and
third leg. We could always hold on. We could always. You know what? I don't want
Dr. Jekyll. Not too bad. I don't want Dr. Jekyll, guys. Then you get real lucky.
You gonna have to hang out. I'm going to have to hang out with Mr. Jackal.
I don't want Dr. Jackal, boss.
Gonna have to hang out with Mr. Jackal.
Alright, I'm gonna go get him, dude.
I'm going to get him next.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have one more idea.
What?
Fuck you.
What if...
I'm not going to do that.
What if he just took off from the filial?
Oh, I got a back end there as soon as I hit accept.
Ha! You've been punished for being impatient, you greedy bastard.
You've been punished by God!
God, it's smited you down!
We could take Rambo, Philly off and we could, we both, we no longer have to take Third Lake
and we no longer have to take Dr. Jekyll.
I don't hate that idea.
I don't hate that idea either.
I was never against Jekyll.
I think that's a, that perfectly fine negative.
negative what are you sure yeah so you got to heal some bleeds two or three
times before you get out whoop-de-doo yeah but think about it we have well that
hurt all medkit users consume 25% of resources you don't realize how much
you're really putting in now that's a time no disagree well what does it
have to get the fresh you have to get the fresh wound to have to deal with
that anyway hmm all I know is I'm not going anywhere was I'm lucky I'm not
going anywhere all right make the choice are we doing thrombo or not because if
we do thrombo we have to take third leg and Dr. Jekyll are we doing thrombo or
not make the choice I'm ready to play what we think it well we really can't play
I think mine's already gone through we literally can't play I see he just has
Yeah, it's broken. Let's just let's just cool down. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Cool down. We really can't play. We really can't play it
What's it? What are you looking at pony in the game right now? Oh, nevermind. Okay. Um, I'm lucky
Way to fucking game band that motherfucker fuck that guy
It's supposed to be my day off. I'm not taking any shit from anyone fucking bear the guy
Okay, as well. Okay. I just thought of something
How often do you die from a bleed reopening? Never. It's just annoying.
It's just annoying. Yeah. Do you die because like you said, you get three blacked out limbs in a fight because of heavy bleeds?
Yeah, often. Often. So we kind of need to...
So I think thrombo is good. We take... I'm doing this. Third leg, Dr. Jekyll, lock it in.
Banshekwar on...
Barathon?
I'm not playing shit from anyone. I'm not playing shit from anybody.
I'm not playing shit from anybody.
Yeah, so you just did what... we just circled back through what I already accepted on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll tell you that's the best.
We're taking Dr. Jekyll, we're taking Dr. Jekyll.
We're taking Dr. Jekyll.
Fuck that!
We do it live!
My game will not launch, pal.
Fuck it, we do it live!
That's what I'm talking about.
I will not work.
Hmm.
We took too long.
I don't know!
What a delight.
What a sweet treat.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Oh, hey, at least we got to talk with our friends.
Yep.
Uh, acquaintances.
Roger's strong word.
Go to hell.
Uh, go workers. Go workers.
Go workers.
Fuck you, bitch.
Uh, okay. Fuck it. I'm going in.
Wait, so wait, just to confirm, we have Marathon Runner,
Pargy, Lucky, Thromaphilia, and then while that hurt,
Pauli just dips you out there like allergic chronic fatigues
I don't know what it is, but it's not a good thing.
It makes a jump, correct?
Where's Isaac?
Does that look good, everybody?
Does that look good?
Any changes that I should make before going on?
Oh, my gosh.
There's a battle pass.
I'm buying everything with my money.
This is what it is.
Uh...
I don't care.
Catch me if you want.
and launch back into the game.
I'm sad.
I can't wait to find out
what three items I'm allergic to.
So they gave me a method that might work, we'll see.
Okay, I'll go through it, I'll go through it.
I'll push the 10.
What did we do in life!
What did we do?
Launch BattleEye through the folder.
So go to your browse files, go to BattleEye,
launch the executable, and then launch the game, it works.
How do I find that I'm working so go to your drop-down on the launcher and go to browse local files. Oh
Yeah, I hate that we have to do this. Oh man. No way you didn't have an issue. Oh, we gotta look through these files
To your launch battle I
There's a boulder called Balai.
Where's this boulder at all?
I'm going to be up and listen to this video.
Even back then, it was obvious the old world was on its way out.
In Tarkov, the corporation was actively acquiring land and absorbed local businesses for the sake of its revolutionary projects.
Virtus in Schiintia. That's what they used to say.
Terror groups' influence in the city grew rapidly. It wasn't long before they started showing interest in restricted government facilities.
A move that couldn't go unnoticed by domestic security agencies.
In order to protect their enterprises, Terra Group hired a foreign PMC, United Security.
He said personnel began blocking access to Terra Group's facilities, and even the government
authorities no longer had a full picture of what the corporation was doing within Tarkov's
borders.
Eventually, a team of investigators was sent to the local headquarters to search the building
and compile a report.
The USEC operatives refused to let the law officials through
to open fire.
After that incident, a new force appeared in the northern
region, PMC Bear.
Their main mission was to expose and gather evidence
of terror groups to legal activities around the world.
At first, Bear's operations in the classes with the USEC
forces were limited and isolated.
but the tension escalated quickly.
It was too risky to fully involve military forces
to maintain order due to the region's special status.
The U.N. forces and Russian military
blocked all routes in and out of the city,
and the Unitar mission began evacuating civilians.
But despite the evaluation statements,
the situation in Tarkov was no longer under anyone's control.
Oh, my.
The conflict between bear and insect evolved into an all-round armed conflict.
The rotters and bandits soon nicknamed scabs and they made things worse.
The hell door on around here!
For several years both B.O.C.s fought each other, each carrying out orders from the respective command.
Before all of this, Tarkov was featured in the world's top financial news.
And now it shows up in the combat logs of the contract woods.
But it didn't end there.
Terry Groot's local headquarters became Vera's primary objective.
Now, withstanding multiple assault attempts.
During Lovell's raid, something happened.
An event that split Tarkov's history into the before.
Oh
Say it isn't so say it is say it is it so
Hey guys, I'm back
Hey, how you doing pretty good just sitting here talking the solution that mom doesn't help and everybody's oh guys
Are you doing just make your game work? Oh?
Yeah, like I did hmm
It's really easy and now I can't even open the launcher. Okay, let me see if I have a laser to Apex
What's this a head mounted? Oh my god, they added fucking spectator mode
Just now realizing that
Can I have anything officer or you want to just take my dreams and rip them away?
No, I'm happy about one thing
I
Think it's cool. I think it's quite cool, and no one's gonna tell me otherwise
Fuck you officer
No, if I wasn't so madly in love with you vent yourself. You didn't have such a sexy body that I would
Oh
Let's say if I'm allergic to water, I swear to God if I got so unlucky that I'm allergic to water
I'm even check winning. Oh, well, I'm gonna drink some water to find out
I'm gonna drink some water. That's not a bad idea. Here we go
Okay, it's not water. All right, good news good news it is not water
Okay, okay, it's gonna be humistats and saloons. I can't wait
Cannot wait
There's no way this is gonna work. This is herpes
How do you think stuff again, I've been talking about other what I did is that say with your chest
Me out for pressing play
why. What a delight. Can't do that. Oh yeah guys I just realized that we haven't considered
something that my buggy lady just said what if the allergies change based off range or
days or whatever. Nope. I'm not trying to think that far ahead. Okay. I want the pain to be
I want one time for BSC to put it up day out and for it to work.
I don't think there's any way to just check what you're allergic to. I don't think it tells you.
No, it doesn't.
I'm on the modifiers tab and I'm clicking it. It doesn't do anything.
Now, I already said that you're not gonna, it's not gonna tell you you have to find out.
I'm playing. Yeah. I can't wait for it to be a super critical moment.
cheeseburger and I just keel over you are allergic to propitol fantastic fantastic
show you have to be allergic to oxygen I would see if I'm allergic to beer I
swear to God come on brother come on brother I got a NASCAR rally next week
don't be alert to me please brother please brother please I beg you brother
It's not beer. It's not beer
Let's shake it it's crew dodge
I think it's crude turns this crew don't usually give you minus the attention
Hmm
My mother gets me back in the game, but I can't get past my machine. Thank gosh my machine thing. Oh
Do we have everything I think we got everything right?
Hmm
Now we really miss another
We're fine.
I don't remember that.
We have the APX.
Where's the APX at?
I remember we do get an APX somewhere.
Is it like on a body, like right here?
Oh, there it is.
Give me a...
He's pushing.
May have found it here.
One second.
I'm counting if you just...
If you just make your game work.
I'm counting.
you get is make your game work you know I'm about to fuck you I'm about to beat
that rifle power sorry sorry mouse sorry sorry most work sorry boss sorry
boss sorry boss sorry boss don't you ever don't you ever don't you have
Yeah, I'm out.
I'm out.
Sorry.
I'm out.
Somebody said they were playing this tutorial and found out they're allergic to a water
bottle.
No way.
Good.
Fuck that guy.
That's tough.
Fuck that guy specifically.
That's tough.
I want to see him suffer.
I want to see that guy suffer.
I just can't wait to crack open a Snickers bar
and it's you are allergic to chocolate.
That would be detrimental for you specifically.
Fuck you, fuck you guys.
I don't even know if you could go on.
You're able to feed the Betis.
Feed the Betis.
Mr. Betis, Mr. Betis.
Mr. Betis, Mr. Betis, Mr. Betis, Mr. Betis.
Beedish Mr. Beedish
Mr. Beedish
You have diabetes
Where's the diabetes debuff?
Hahahahaha
Hmm
Oh man
You're looting like you get to keep the shit ha ha ha you do get to keep the shit you dumbass
No, you don't oh really you really got you really don't give to keep it. Oh
This is painful because they changes you don't keep anything in the tutorial. I
Don't know we haven't played
Fuck you guys you really don't even know
Everybody's telling me that we don't even they changed you don't give me anything in the tutorial
No, they didn't change it.
What's the worst that's going to happen?
You don't keep it?
All right, officer.
I got it.
No, you keep it.
You guys are lying.
You guys are wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Wrong, wrong.
I'll be wrong, wrong, wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Good story.
I'll get right on.
Check DM.
I don't want to say it because so many people are going to do it.
I want you to get in now.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I can do that.
What?
Fuck you, Pete.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right then boss
Okay, then boss, okay, all right game always
Okay, boss
Guys, I'm telling you dude when you just really make your game work. It's just wet. I'm gonna tell the tutorial
I'm gonna fuck them. Now this is where we go. No that way. I don't this door was where we got
Did you take the hook?
Oh, can't you be!
Scorps!
Well, I guess we'll see if you get past that.
That.
Yeah, we're about to see right now. I'm trying to get through as fast as I can.
Oh, I like how everybody said,
Lettuce, I wouldn't have been able to get through the door.
We're not missing right now.
Grab the door, you can't break anything out of the door.
Do we take the door houses? I don't remember.
Fuck you.
Oh, third leg, this one missing.
This is about to let me play.
Oh, Mr. Yori?
You're such a silly goose.
I'm always trying to, I'm always doing the tutorial.
Oh, yeah, it's working.
I'm through.
Oh my god.
Slowly through.
Thank you for finally taking my mice.
Ah, I'm gonna put my hand so far up your ass.
Finally.
And your mouth is a puppet.
Guys, we might not have wanted to choose those two
negative effects for food and water.
I-
Yeah, you tell me.
I just ran out of food.
I'm at zero food and water in the tutorial.
I believe we'd be here for like two minutes.
All right, I'm going through this stuff, I'm meaning.
I'm just.
All right, we know it's not cans of peas, I believe you do.
That's good news, that's good news.
All right, I think we have to.
We'd have to select our way worse peanut. Yeah, yeah, you know, you're right. You're right. We've got a big ton of food water
No shells on the single fire
I say party boys. You must be like the beef. I know I want to say that because I know that's for a quest
I won't say those ones. I just think you look that way
Have you invite us it goes on
I mean
Haha, he would not survive this next encounter. What did you say?
One second, this is the loudest one. I literally could hear as you leave it one more time much if we join you
It uses your servers, correct? That is correct. That is correct. So yes
But I'm gonna be choosing random servers because of stream cybers. Yeah
Now, let me see if I'm allergic to slay was I swear to God. Let me see here
Oh, thank God, okay, I am not allergic to slay was I can't confirm. I am not allergic to slay
I'm allergic to getting in the game
I'm about to I'm gonna check I'm gonna check I've grabbed the legs and I'm just good dad Lou not out of here powers
I'm told by multiple sources you can't die and you don't keep anything hold on now boss
Let me see if that's true. Let me see if that's true. I'm leaving right now
I'm heading on out right now. Let's take a little peep
little beat of little peep
Okay, I'm out of the rain. Let's see if I keep it. Let's see if I keep it. Let me see
Okay, all right, I'm okay about what? Let me take a peek. Let me take a peek. Hold on.
Oh, hey guys. Can you work for me, Hutch? Hey guys, guys, mind saving that method you
took to get the game of shit?
I
Just
Oh, you know what actually fuck yourself, have you tried just making it work
Oh shit, oh never mind, wait, oh wait no, go ahead and sit that on over, I spoke too soon,
but just crash the game, go ahead and sit that on over.
Oh fuck you.
Go ahead and sit that on over boss, go ahead and sit that on over, I love to take a look
at that, I love to take a look at how.
He's my shit yet again, he's my shit yet again.
I'd love to see how you get the game.
Dying streets.
Yeah.
I
Where did you see you said it fuck you I
Have to piss and shit all the shit is that again is that because of the bird side Joe's
Is it because the birds? Yes. Oh, what the what a what?
This time. It didn't make me recreate my character again. It just threw me in the tutorial. I'm fantastic fantasy
I'm just getting in the game guys. I have to sit real bad if my games are opening and no one's sitting me
No one sent me the fucking thing that you guys are doing. I don't see it anyway
There is literally no DM from you there's literally no DM our chat that we are talking
I'm not chat the last thing you said was chain server to at 12 52 p.m.
That's exactly what it is
I gotta poop again. I gotta poop again. I gotta mean pooper. I gotta mean pooper. I'm gonna poop again.
I gotta poop.
Okay, I'm just gonna take a quick boopy. I think that's a good- you're gonna take a quick boopy while I'm loading up.
All right, gang. I'm just gonna take a quick boopy. By the way, I hope your stupid method didn't work all time, you know.
Okay, try you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna post another message. Don't leak this one
I'm guessing what your type try making your game work. Is that what you're gonna say?
Where is it oh my god same place as the other one tip shit all that's here is just some country
I really gotta pull guys I really gotta pull for real make sure you use your electric plunger
I guess okay, that's one salua down in the tutorial already. I'm down one salua. I really
had to pull. I can skip this. Then go poo. Okay, okay, I'm gonna go poo. I'll be back,
I'll be back. Hold on. Wait. I gotta go poo. It's working, by the way, it's working. I'm
I'm in the game!
It was just a big fart.
right into the bowl. It was a big one. It's not like I was starting up a lawn mower in the whole
corner of my ass. Also, what the fuck? Is it making me restart everything?
Yeah, it might. But it's earlier.
Maybe it's been a minute. Never gamble on those? Yeah, yeah, that's why. Yeah. Oh, no, I mean,
I'm done. Oh, yeah, you keep everything from the tutorial. You keep it all.
you do keep it yeah yeah you keep it all I keep who I'm rich I'm rich we're
getting rich we're getting rich tonight all right be that bushy yeah we're gonna
have to bring a lot of food and voice you're gonna have to bring so much food
Water a luckily we only have anything in our but right now. So we just make a ton of food done butthole
Yeah, the butthole food butthole food
Booty booty juice booty juice. Yeah
Well, yeah, I know I got the legs nice
But that's like part of the stuff that things give everyone but you can tell that because the magazines are empty here
That it wasn't the actual loot from the rain. It's just a default giving up the tutorial. You know time up boys
It's just generic of what you probably bought.
No, no, no, you get a lot of X, you get a lot of X.
You don't actually have to pick it up.
You just give it to you.
You just give it to him.
Yeah, I just give everybody the same standard shit.
Mm-hmm.
I'll be great.
Oh.
Mr. Bosque.
Oh.
By the way, Officer, how have you been liking that peanut flesh that I gave you?
Oh, it's been terrific.
Oh, that's so great to hear.
It's a tight fit, but but it's it's honestly when they were modeling it in my mouth.
I I I I I was going, oh, but it's because I could open up a big one.
Yeah. Mm hmm.
They said to put a put a bunch of clay in there.
That is stuff my mouth full of clay.
Yeah.
So guys, I think I'm about a grind harder in this game than I've ever grinded like more than in any game I've ever played ever.
Um, yeah, I'm a grinder. I'm on, I'm a grinder. I'm on grinder. I'm on find me on grinder. I'm a grinder.
I'm about to grind so hard. Okay. By the end of the stream, I will have Kappa and maxed out every scale, every scale.
by the way I think guys I think there's a chance of that XP boost applies to our
level because I'm already halfway through level three to four so your
modifiers you go boss these are the ones I chose right here oh my gosh have you
clicked on the expansion hub yet expansion how was that autumn right
it's the new store just gonna show my my address and security number yes I don't
I don't think so.
Okay, boss.
I'm going to hide my screen for a second.
Oh, wait a minute.
You can actually buy drip, boys.
You can buy drip.
Yeah, I saw the drip that's already been available.
I just want you to know that us from three years ago, when we had a skate from Darkness
Edition or whatever it's called, would be discussing with us right now, during the expansion
tab.
We can buy drip.
Three years ago, we would look at ourselves and be disgusted.
Give me the crab.
Guys I'm standing in solidarity for the unheard edition they told me that the escape from darkness edition would give me everything
You can literally I think you can buy the entire it's any guys what's it called
I'm so scared this is about to show my address. I hope it does. Fuck you
Um, yeah, I'm telling you, dude, this is my address is flashed on screen. There's a guy with blue hair standing on my front lawn with a pistol within the hour.
I need a piss.
Um, let's see. Wait, okay, so it's...
Do my bag.
Classified documents, X500 unlocks all the cord breach battle pass rewards in one go.
Oh
Gee what a hard decision to make guys should we get one thousand one hundred tar coins for ten dollars or should we get
two thousand tar coins for
Ten dollars
That's a tough one. That's a tough one for sure
That's a tough one for sure. Yeah, a lot of choices a choice is there. That's home. It's just gonna be a tough
We had to really think about this for so this is a pond or this is a thinker. This is a thinker for sure
One time. Oh one time. Oh, it was still
It looks like you can buy twenty thousand two hundred fifty tarquoise, okay, where's the where's the the I honestly didn't you know
I'm gonna say this right now
Okay, everyone
This game is giving me six thousand hours of enjoyment and I've only given them two hundred and fifty dollars
I'm buying whatever the fuck I want here. You can suck me. You can suck me
I've had six thousand hours of enjoyment from this game of two hundred and fifty bucks everyone can suck my dick
I'll buy whatever I want on this joint
Is there anything new? Is it just outfits that already existed?
Play enjoy me just drop it. You click back and then you can check the battle pass. Play time
time. What is it blue thing at the top and escape and then click battle pass. What are
classified documents? Hold on. No, these are new. These are all cord breach battle pass
rewards in one go. Um, it was about my gosh. I'm about to fuck you in escape. Okay, where
you at the main menu, I'm at the top. Oh, you just buy the whole bag, you get a new shirt.
You unlock a 5-5-6 rifle, different dog tags, more gear...
And I might just do it.
I...
$60 dollars for all the tar coins you need.
That's it, that's it, that's all.
Hey, we get a cool Hawaiian shirt, we get gimmick, but he's ginger.
Me and Jim, me and Jim.
Concentrate a baby. Yeah, you get you actually. Yeah, you would give it kind of baby
You we got a hunches and gimmick son. I was in the war now was in the army
Okay, listen once you press by make sure you're hiding the fucking screen okay
Just got into a fight close one
Oh
How do we get the we had to buy the battle pass first and then the documents?
No, you have to buy the tar coins to buy the battle pass
Okay, so where's
Where I'm I even buy this because it's too complicated. All right, so I okay, so where do I buy the battle plan chat?
Go to tar coins. Okay. Get all the tar coins. I
Think it's package where everybody bugs
There's a lot of time. I'm doing what?
I'm buying enough tar coins to buy the battle pass all the way and that's it all that you know, that's me
I'm buying the battle pass and I don't want to have to do this again
I don't buy the battle pass up beach with dark ones because it's your dark ones look
That's just can't
When you go to buy the class by documents, there's no dark one thing and it's just actually
3750 Tarkoic bonnet
Where the hell am I at this Battle Pass Jack?
I just bought the Tar Coins and now I am going to the Battle Pass
and I am buying the Battle Pass.
Where do you buy the Battle Pass Jack?
All right, I bought the Battle Pass.
dumbass.
Did you already have the Battle Pass?
Yes, you're buying the Levels.
You're an idiot.
Oh, okay, so we have to, okay, so we gotta go here and press
this button on Battle Pass and how much is it to buy the whole Battle Pass?
eight thousand seven hundred and fifty
Tarkovitch how much is that?
I think I just got scammed out of
$10
What the hell does that stuff go?
It's not here!
I bought six thousand and then I bought
two thousand
and I only had six thousand
eight thousand seven hundred and fifty Tarkovitch
to get the classified documents
so eight thousand
seven hundred and fifty Tarkovitch
No bro, what were they?
dollars where they are met when they made this system what is going on but
guys there's always sluts if we do this oh well no that's definitely sluts
we're definitely sluts but are we okay with being sluts yes that's a few of
us are we okay with being talk about sluts you okay with that most positive I
I got scammed.
I feel like I'm okay with being a Tarkov slut.
Yeah, I'm kind of a slut.
But I think I'm okay with that.
He's gonna be so confused.
I think I'm okay with that.
I think I'm okay with being a slut.
Okay, all right.
Okay, I'm gonna be the key to this little slut bench.
I'm gonna be his little bitch.
This is the way.
I'm gonna be his little slut.
I'm gonna be his little slut bitch.
I'm gonna be his whole life.
This is a prostitute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, buddy.
Yeah, sure.
I'm a slut.
It takes a while to refresh.
I'm a slut.
I'm just a little fuck whore.
I'm just a little fuck doll.
Do we get into a raid and hopefully we have it
by the time we get back?
Hold on.
I'm buying my dark wedge because I'm
the cutest little fuck doll.
Did you hurry up jackass?
Guys, guys, me and you just fucked all is hutch.
I bought the battle pass.
I lost the money from the purchase, but I have nothing in return.
Yeah, I'm just going to wait.
You know, I'm not being a shit.
I just look on your thing, hutch, like,
if you go back to the main screen, guys, I got my balance immediately.
I got my balance immediately and added. Yes, your balance is not the problem. Now buy the documents and we don't buy the
I'm not here actually. I actually don't have my bonds.
It takes a minute. It said I did the bottom right, but then it didn't have it.
Um, okay. By the way, we by the way, I don't know if you know this, but they doubled the amount of stash you could buy. So I'm again, I'm so what I'm going to do now is, uh, the key has been asking for anal for a long time. I'm going to let him
I'm gonna let him in and I'm gonna buy the other half of the stash bundle
Might need to claim them wait, what do you mean? I might need to play them you buy it real quick
It doesn't let me buy the other half of the stash bundle it just says receive
Okay, there's obviously a glitch
They will have to fix.
Okay.
You have classified at the bottom.
What do you mean I have classified at the bottom?
Bro, when is he going to play dude?
Where is he going to play dude?
Shut your ass up buddy.
Shut your ass up.
All right.
You shut.
I was supposed to take the day off and I'm seven hours early.
You can suck my balls.
Suck my balls.
You can suck my balls.
Suck my balls.
Purchase.
I still have my dark wings.
I'm not an idiot.
Stop calling me that.
Stop it.
Stop it
That's an officer. I'm gonna fuck you. That's an officer take up your pants. I'm gonna fuck you
It isn't working. No, we gotta see it until we buy everything Nikita has offered us. He has given us
Great glory
Glory great great glory
Come run the key that has given us all the glory. We must buy everything come run
Hey, you buy everything
What is black need I just am I see the slayout me fuck
We must be by everything
I would buy anything that I would just play the game right now because it's not working.
Okay.
It works.
I just gave you an error.
It worked.
Mine worked.
I think.
I'm going to the.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
So it didn't work actually.
Yeah.
It's okay guys.
I didn't get to play a raid.
I don't know either.
Ron, the wrong country.
No, no, no, no.
Um, listen listen listen, I'm I'm ready to go. Let's play a raid and maybe get back. We'll try to get you out
Hey, you guys really be a pistol of these pants
I'm bringing in everything I'm bringing in the TC the trooper the MPX fucking we ball
What come run what come run?
I'm bringing in the M9 a3 pistol come run
But that's it. Yeah, I'm bringing in any of the good stuff
No, you can't just say block and before I say everything watch
Yes, I can watch did you guys accept your stuff from the website?
What's that are? Oh my god? I'll do that later. Oh my god. Please. You talk to rockman there for something talk to rockman
There's you have to go into do before you go ahead skip as everything
Wait like after I have to visit them to visit them yet to visit up. Yep. It's part. It's the first quest
I'm going to the atmosphere, just get back to me, it's very crucial that we all do this
at the same time.
So we're on the same.
We are going to be on question at the same time.
Nobody fucking died.
We're guys, I'm telling you, this is not time for goofing around, we are, we are grinding
this game.
We'll be the first streamers in the world to get capital on seasonal talk off.
You can clip this right now. Clip it. Clip what I'm saying right now. Show it to Landmark.
Show it to Pestley. Show it to the world. Show it to everybody. Show it to your grandma.
Show it to your grandpa. Show it to your mailman. Blast. You'll be the first. You'll be the first to get gaffed by.
Unseasonal talk, gaff. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's grind time. It's grind time. Mm-hmm. Grind her.
Oh my gosh, I just gave therapist $250,000
F**k!
You idiot.
You stupid idiot.
You're a dumb stupid idiot.
No, I mean, I said please be responsible, I mean...
I don't know.
I'm gonna give it to...
Oh, shit, I only did two quips!
You idiot!
No, you have to.
Oh.
Okay, alright, okay, alright.
You have to.
I've got six quests. I've got six quests. We do to interchange and extract.
We do mark two things on interchange. So let's do that.
You do a railway and Amricom and power station VX.
OK, so that's what we're going to do. That's what we're going to do. Grab two markers.
Grab two markers.
We're going to visit the three points and we're going to expect. Yeah.
We got two markers.
Not fucking around with it anymore.
No, fuck you.
What?
Got two markers.
We're going to interchange.
We're going to see whatever it's called.
Actually, you're talking about the other one, the two things.
I have to buy those?
Yeah.
You have to buy them.
Yeah, you do buy them.
I can't wait to be seen.
I am from who?
I'm just going to flea market and type in market.
It's proper. It's probably 1000.
Oh what a joy. Every time I click accept all my quests from therapist it backs me out to the main screen.
Terrific. Terrific. I'm gonna go back to buying shit on the expansion.
Am I right? Don't blunders.
How do you have proper unlocked? I don't have proper unlocked. No, just go to the flea market and type in
Marker. Oh guys, I got my tarcoins and I spent them and both of them worked. I think I have the whole thing now
Oh, they're my it took my tarcoins, and I'm still in zero out of anything and there you go now
Welcome to my world, but you're the fucking rain. You're the one as accepted your quest. Yeah, boss
I'm about to fuck you. You have to hand over for each item. What's your name? What's your name? Battle bass
guys need to hand over each item we go on yeah he's a working for you click an
item and hit claim reward and that says hand over and claim reward tell me now
wait what yeah me no this is ridiculous oh shit I just need oh god oh yeah no I
didn't go in it said I just maybe go to the store hide your seat oh my god who
Ooh, they got everything this game takes five minutes as well.
Yeah, they got everything this game takes five minutes alone.
Holy shit.
All you guys, what does this do with that later?
What does this do with that later?
What does this deal with that later, okay?
What's your run in real good?
What's your name?
What's your name, guys?
MPX, yeah.
My name is Hutchimus Prime.
Mine's opposite.
Oh, I got Mr. Kermis.
I got Mr. Kermit.
I got Mr. Kerman, yes!
Wait, what are you talking about?
Yes!
Stop Kerman.
I got Mr. Kerman, I got Mr. Kerman.
I got him.
Hell yeah, I got Mr. Kerman.
Oh, by the way, you don't actually have to buy the markers,
but I'm gonna get some to you for free, I just be honest.
Now, what's your name?
What's your name?
Ha ha ha, what a fucking life!
What is your name?
Officer Hempley!
And Hutch already told you too.
What's your name, Hutch?
Touching Miss Prime.
I cannot wait to spell this.
Oh, I spoke my God, I spoke my right holy crap.
Dude, I'm the best, I'm the best ever.
Okay, all right, everybody hide your screens,
hide your screens, we're going in.
Wait, where are we going?
Well, okay, well, they're gonna defeat the boys
and hide your screens, we're gonna interchange.
Okay, got it boss.
All right guys, I can't wait to get screen sighted,
it's gonna be the best.
We're not gonna get straight inside, P.
You gotta have faith.
Also, I just leaked where we're going.
Well, we also just said it out loud.
So they're never going to know they're never going to know they're never going to know.
Never going to stream tonight.
The fuck out of you.
Thank you.
Start for systems.
Thank you.
That's very kind of you.
See what I'm saying.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Excellent.
Never read YouTube chat.
So he will not get cap up.
Fuck yourself.
Mega cool man.
fuck yourself mega cool man until the heat death of the universe
he cannot die
comes in with a pack of no helmet and a pistol
he doesn't even have headphones
I'm the best
I never die
never gonna die
I'm going to pay fuck you
and everyone who's here
I'm never gonna die
appreciate
said somebody said I would stream snipe but then I would have to play Tarkov so I'm out
well yeah that honestly that at least she's honest at least she's honest that's a good man right
there that's a good man that's a good man that's a very good man right there that's a good man right
care. She is very beautiful to me. She is very beautiful to me.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Garfield's back.
is gonna clip that and watch it on repeat while he George it.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Listen, if the key to watch to make me
is a little butt slot, then I'll be a little butt slot.
I mean, there's not a lot of developers that do that for it.
There's not a lot of developers that do that for it.
But this is-
But not me.
No, no, you can make me your personal trainer
and I can help you get through your weight issues.
Now let's ride.
I
Guys we had to go to be a power VX
What where we would play when we have to plant the two of the 2d on that field?
Thank you ramp as you gotta go plant it on there. Oh guy guy guy
Where's your second spot?
Second spots in front of us on the road. I believe
Oh
She's trying to have sex with me. Are you?
You want to get ravenous do you wanna get a little rabid ass I'm not resist
Guys three p.m. C's down
Yeah, we've used these down. Yeah, don't worry guys. Don't worry three huge beans huge bit down
Well, you can actually fuck yourself. I have the luck perk buddy. Are you are you stop taking my shit?
What the hell you enjoy your son of a bitch I didn't bring heels. Can you give me some heels? I've got to be
I see just I see some numbers. I see some numbers. I hit it right back. I swear. I had a right back
I trust you about as far as I could throw you. Yeah, I'm very light. I like this. So is this mine is for me
Sure
Thank you boss, thank you. I actually did find you something come here. What'd you find would you find?
This okay, all right, I was a hundred percent sure that was
Oh
Not a good officer what they're running at us
But be alive no, no, I'm not
What the hell is that?
Not good
Both sides of the building. I just hanked a headshot. There's like 50 of them. That's the black division
Close that door if you can't read so much how they're shooting
What they just they just they just work to PMC
This PMC's outside
I'm the luck perp, but I don't feel very
I
Know you're very lucky at all guys pick up the P.m. C. Monique
Holy
spectators need yeah I know this is nice yeah I do I use to like what the
speed is so nice it's awesome I'm just gonna I'm always just gonna chill it
this is cool let's come in
I'm dead behind a wall. I killed one. Oh, I'm also dead behind a wall.
Are these stream snipers? I think they may. I think it's the server we're playing on.
Yeah, that might not what we mean our connections bad
Only my this is me even lose that much guys. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Hey goodness, I guys I'm stepping it up a notch. I'm bringing in B5 with 20 round bags bring heels this time
I'll get some heels.
Also, I died really early, so I didn't really use a lot of food and water.
Bonus!
Bonus time!
I think we all kind of did.
Well, we achieved nothing.
We achieved nothing.
Why are we doing story quests?
We're not.
We're doing side quests.
No, we're not. We're doing side quest and story quest at the same time. Our story quest
is to leave interchange. Our main quest are to mark the two takers and go to the three
extracts. Oh, I see. Okay. All right. All right. First raid, boys. Good first raid.
This is going pretty good. It's going pretty good. You can really ask for more. That was
I'm sick on that note, all right?
Well, on that note, let's ride.
Peanuts book and running a pistol.
Let's ride.
No, read every five.
It's way better.
Read every five.
I'm bringing my best stuff.
All right, you know what?
I think I'm going to go cheat.
I'm bringing my every five.
I'm doing every five.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, boys.
Locked it in, locked it in, it's time to win.
By the way, when they said the Tarkov seasonal
would sometimes have black division,
I didn't imagine seeing 50 guys armed to the fucking teeth
10 seconds into our first race.
It's time to play.
Even if you got really unlucky or they're fucking us.
Can I be honest with you as well?
Sunburn!
There it is!
Yesterday, those guys ran up, cleared all those dudes,
ran to us and instant tapped both of us.
I'm pretty sure our first raid may have been a nice delight welcome home if you're catching what I'm saying wait like hackers
Street Cybers, I think they were actually I think I don't want to say that first raid in the hut you cried wolf
But I'm all those positive those guys ran up cleared all of the black units and then walked in and fucked us
What do you mean by black units?
Like though that is not what they're called black division
black divisions and then fuck did you guys kill one of them I killed the one
the one on top of the tables who killed me with headshots and him hmm yeah
honestly I I don't know I'm not sure we'll see the good thing about this game
is that there's so many servers we can probably have vague shoes I've been
decently wow I am willing to make decently wow decently wow
There's honestly unless they're hacking they're pretty easy to avoid just because you'll try to get into our game like 40 times
Before you actually get our game and that's 39 ways to get
Who is your copium dealer and how do I get the stuff? Thank you Murphy
They would not stream snipers or
Hackers they were just very good players who will have a thirst for blood
Blat! Blat!
Blat! Blat! Blat!
Bliat!
Blayant!
Sucublyat!
Divanmeci! Divanmeci!
Lobster! Mr. Lobster!
Elethrine!
the other truck we have to mark down the road. We're thinking about it. Our extract is railway
and we have a quest to visit this location and railway. So let's hit this location. We'll
get the trucks and then the railway. Okay, where'd you guys go? We went to Emmercom. Now
We're going back to the the bar
Oh, you're smart the truck and the railway we get three quest done lickety-split. Oh, I see
Gopster mr. Gopster
Mr. Gopster
Mr. Gubbster.
Me to your left.
Mr. Gubbster.
I think I killed him.
Mr. Gubbster.
I got my white armor.
Score.
Same, same.
Mr. Gubbster.
I got stuff, here's the downstairs.
All right guys, let's go get the, let's go face the black division and three cheaters.
Is that good?
Let's do this!
We are, we are.
We're not moving around a day, boys.
We're not moving around a day.
We're locked in.
Let me be one of the expansions.
Be careful.
Hmm.
Off to our right.
Oh.
Be careful
Is that the one we have to mark right there in front of us I think so
Okay
All right
Do you the black divisions in the same spot cuz I'm not gonna lie to you guys we could kill them and get some some major gear
I mean
You could get a major come up
NP5s with
I think I got
This isn't the one you liar
They got rid of one spark any
Tank in the northern territory
That looks like a tank
Wait, I think this is the is is north isn't it? Oh, he's out
He's out the north one near railway
way okay let's go get that one okay y'all want to go underneath do you want to go back
towards power uh let's go back to his powers we can kill those guys yeah okay oh no let's
go underneath okay my guys that's what mr. gobstel would want us to do and you know how much I
I love Mr. Gumpstrap.
Mr. Gumpstrap.
Gumpstrap.
Mr. Gumpstrap.
We could go to the right and look at Tagila Place as well.
What's Tagila's place?
5-A-1. I wish I could put it in my butt.
What's Tagila's space?
It's the place to our right.
Tagila has a chance of responding there and there's a lot of graphics cars.
Let's take a little peep
You know first
We kill him! We kill him Zach!
We kill him Zach! Good!
We take him down! We take him down!
I'm gonna start looting because I have plus one luck
On my Hoosie-Doozie
We all do, Jackass! We pick the same shit!
Yeah but I-
Oh I got a Santa hat!
I'm Mr.Santi!
I'm Mr.Santi! Santa Claus!
Oh
Oh, I'm looking for mr. Gobster
Have you seen mr. Gobster little one
I'm looking for mr. Gobster
I
Don't be boys. I should be taking the TP. Well, fuck me
How's he playing when it still says unavailable? We're on those streamers servers you guys always talking about we're all the loot's really good
Okay, I keep ammo. It's only streamers and stream snipers all these servers
They left them at
We balance it out and to balance it out you get good loot for people can know where we are
Hey, where's to go this spot?
We already passed that we passed over now. Oh, yeah, we probably just stick to traffic do our task
Did you want to ask his ride day guys today's grind day? Yeah
Today's grind time a day the grinder day. I've already signed up. You guys are late
I got the premium version myself. I've already mastered Chad
I love Derek Tim, the Batman.
I love Derek.
I'm surprised you climbed over that fence with no arms and legs.
That is very racist. That is a very racist thing to say, racist.
Wait till I tell Mr. Dobbs to about this one.
Mr. Dobbs on the beat.
Oh my God, Mr. Dobbs stop.
Wait, you hear that?
Drop!
If young Mr. Doctor don't trust you, I'm going to shoot you.
Imagine what the drop will look like with our plus one look.
If Mr. Doctor don't trust you, I'm going to shoot you.
Alright, where's the tank?
That officer isn't in traffic anymore, you think I'm here?
It's right here.
What's right here?
The drop.
Whoa!
Guys we should go over there and we should go over there and get shy
Yeah, let's go die
Let's mark the tank first
Good thing you're thinking was to take that
I want to say it's over here to the left, but I don't remember if young mr. Thompson. Don't just
Know it used to be over there, I think they moved over past the wall
I think I don't know. You sure? No, I'm not sure of anything. I don't know what's going on around here guys
Do you know what where it is?
It's the ones on metal right now. Do you guys hear that? That was me. That's officer. Oh
Yeah, I don't see it
They had to move it. Hey, they moved it all the way back here. Is it back here boys?
Keep going. It's in the camp or it's in the camp boys. Hold on. Let's regroup here. Let's keep going and spread out thinner
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's who Mr. Gobson would want us to be.
Where's I-Lon, Mr. Gobson?
He's like Dr. Magnus. I could have never known that. You guys don't tell me where you're at. I'm gonna shoot anybody I see.
No, we're going to the Spanish. Just look for the Santa hat and the mustache. The Santa hat and the blue helmet.
Where's your Santa hat and the blue helmet?
Fuck you, buddy.
Mr. Gobson said leave the week behind and let him die.
No, Mr. Gopso would never say that about Mr. Gopso.
That's what he said.
He was there in the Mr. Gopso meeting.
False prophets.
No, Mr. Gopso is not a false prophet.
He's not a heretic.
Mr. Gopso knows all.
He's a sex slut, but not a false prophet.
Mr. Gopso is a sex slut out of choice.
He loves that type of stuff.
It's like his favorite thing.
Out of decisions.
Yes.
Oh.
Coming up behind you guys.
Oh, no.
Don't come in behind us.
Kill him.
shoot I'm I am opening fire I'm heading back to the care package mr. Gobson
all you see every day guys someone lose this area there's a hat on the ground
oh no oh no I'm already gone I'm going towards the game baggage you guys can
suck me I hope you get shot and then I have to lose your corpse you guys can
Pussy
Grips like my neck my back lick my pussy in my crack. Oh, I see it. I see the came back. It's all right guys
Just you know watch my back or whatever guys, okay?
Okay, all right then master
Hey, I'm not really feeling that whole energy water thing yeah, it's good. It's not that bad
Maybe we start with not full food water in this tutorial. I really check. All right guys
We can you still lay down while you loot this or is that not a thing anymore?
Oh, it is something you still think oh, I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Oh, I'm gonna be so rich. I'm gonna be so rich
We're gonna be
Oh, yeah, there's still tons of loot left for you guys.
There's still tons of loot left for you guys.
Guys, eat up when I eat my family eats, or whatever.
When I eat my gang eats.
I left a lot of stuff in there, guys.
I left a lot of stuff, and I already know that she's shooting.
I think we buddy
I said so much stuff on the guy says so much. There's like like there's enough for ten guys
Ten guys ten guys 18 making go boys
Thank you, Mr. Hodge. Thank you for letting everyone know I'm heading over to the railway X Phil. Let's go ahead
Not let's go on to PNWD me. Thank you. Good shit. Thank you. Good shit
Let's get over to okay. All right, we can stop new born around guys
That's this is grind day. It's grind time. You have no time for new born around box
There's just literally zero things in that box. I took genuinely everything
Okay, dude good
I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I do that was you. I know that was
He's just really fucking stupid.
Cause I have an AK in my head.
Here's come back, Mr. Prost.
There's a bunch of blood on the ground, boss.
That's my blood!
Don't touch it, I haven't touched it in a while.
Alright, boss, come on, gang.
I'll go first so that I die first.
This is my contribution to the team.
Doing great, P.
Doing great.
20 dollars if you go nice to get it and win shit. I'll be easy. I'll be easy
What they actually did that one at the beginning of the raid if you helmet check your teammate get like a plus 50% luck
That star ford sends me a 60 90
They said they said a 59
50% increase
It's prime time today. It is grime time today. Don't go falling around. Oh, man
I wonder what we're gonna be allergic to I sell
Thank God because I got I just use one and I don't see nothing
Okay, that's that's a good sign out that's what I use most. I think what I heal
So that's kind of that's kind of big for me. I just found that out
Are you allergic to bullets
Let's try it out like a last raid
No, I have a beer the extract you are right. I'm sure you the man. They change it. I appreciate that the end of this train
They change the extract which is right down here you're going to watch
What is that
I'm filled with so much rage.
I'm filled with more rage.
I can't talk right now.
We're definitely getting streams.
I thought it was all over.
They are.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
For sure.
What a sweet slide.
What a sweet little dream.
I'm a lucky boy.
lunch first yeah hey god we chose that luck for guys
well I haven't tried to stop on me if you want I even put the ram in my but
horse there's a lot of goodies we got to run up to this truck you down yeah I
mean we just got to push up we got push up
where are they anything I don't have ears no no he got smoked and then he
instantly rotated to the left and then shot you right after who's a birdie sent
Hey, P. Thanks for making the past few months.
Hello!
You're for me with my anxiety and depression.
85! 85!
He's completely vanished.
85, but love a boy, but love a boy!
This'll be my...
Well...
I'm looking. I'm not seeing anything.
I guarantee you're going down somewhere where we just sit in a corner.
Who's the most street sniper in exactly two seconds to kill you?
Oh, what?
I mean, do you want to try and loot like a hole?
Oh, what?
Is that you all the way back behind the truck?
I'm his body I want peanut the body oh
When oh when when when when when when when it's the only bad thing is it becomes from behind you
Yeah
That's I just got my backpack and skedaddle yeah, I don't disagree how I'm up to
or any of this
you can't tell if this is peanut with great sleep or no sleep
i'm feeling mellow today
i love you guys can tell but i'm feeling kind of mellow today guys
i feel a little mellow today
and then my voice is a little mellow situation
what do you need me to grab
there's some stuff in his rig
watch my back for a second
I guess I'll take his gun.
Straight chiller today.
That's right.
Straight chiller.
Get them looses.
I got a loosier right now.
I got a loosier right now, boss.
I'm chilly.
I am chilly.
I need this rig.
I don't need it.
Why would he just kill Kaina?
Did he realize it was close?
Oh, I wonder why.
I wonder why he would just suffice.
I don't know.
The bike P. I ended run that's weird
You guys don't worry. It's not a stream diaper. I've already had multiple
Sub 10 IQ individuals tell me I've already had don't worry guys. What guys it wasn't it wasn't don't worry
I've already been glib with the information. I had the inside and down. I had the inside and down
Well, thank goodness. Thank goodness. They good gracious. Thank goodness for them. I'm running across
He literally killed you, he's gone.
Really?
Running out of the opening, he's just gone.
Okay.
I love this two-spec team system, it is fantastic.
Yeah, the spectator is awesome.
I think you're kidding about that.
We don't have to tell you what's going on anymore.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's nice.
It's pretty sick.
pretty sick.
Excellent raid, gentlemen!
Excellent raid!
So we think of you, though.
What?
They kill Peanuts teammates to get them alone, and you have Adams, so typically we die there,
Hodge.
That is true.
I was that guy's first kill of the entire line.
What was his name?
Smokey McGugin.
Yeah, definitely one of yours.
And got me one of yours.
Smoky Big Dugan is not my career.
Five gentlemen, a five gentlemen.
Okay guys, well unfortunately if we all want to stay on the same task,
I gotta go back and run right through.
If that's chill, you guys are a couple chillers.
the demand well we have to visit emmer calm and power station too right oh we
already did that you already know that I don't I don't have that what I say it
says visit railway emmer calm power station you haven't done any of those yet
nope I go back anyways I don't know how what power station I see what I have to
Guys we literally spawn at power states in our first game. I know. I don't know. I have both those done
Well, it looks like we got to go back anyways P you dingleberry also
We've eliminated any target on interchange. We have to kill four more guys. So you have my ep 5 mischievous it
Yes, thank goodness. You're the mags for officer. Oh, I didn't touch the next
I don't have those all right probably should have grabbed them good news is I do have the Santa hat
oh let's go guide that back fuck you okay yes you can have it back all right okay well that's not very kind to say that's not very kind to me to say that's that's very unkind to say
You can have it back!
I'd actually very unkind thing to say, young man.
That's a very unkind thing to say.
You're a very unkind man.
You're an unkind man, and you're going to hell.
You're going to hell, you piece of shit.
You'll die in hell.
That's where you die.
You'll die in a hole somewhere.
No one will ever find your mom,
and you piece of crap, and you just shit.
You will die in a hole somewhere.
No one will miss you.
No one will go and blame her or remember anything you've got.
You will die in a hole, and you'll live in hell for all eternity.
You'll be in purgatory for a million years
Before you get moved out of hell and sleep and fucking your ass to the rest of your eternity,
fuck you, you piece of shit, die everywhere, and every conceivable multiverse in the timespane
to continue up.
This should be terrific.
In game, by the way.
In game.
In the game.
In game.
In the game.
In game.
In real life, though.
In the game.
In real life, though.
In the game.
In real life simulator in real life simulator
I gotta see why you guys
Oh God speed mrs. Evercock zebra cock God speed zebra cock and they can be a service
good man. Oh you guys already ready shit my bad cuz that's okay cuz cuz coolant cuz cuz
cuz cool I make me call for and then you call for and then there's gonna be a big problem
around here. No, you want to
tell me why I just got told
that stank rat, the biggest rat
in the game, he made
his name the real hutch
MF. What did I deserve this?
Yeah, I was going to hate you.
That's like I got a twist for
me today that he's mad at me
for killing him and our
graders on Sunday.
You know, I haven't been
here for months.
Oh, everyone is going to hate
my God. I'm looking to hate
you. I'm going to hate you.
I'm already hated.
I'm getting word that there's a clip right there that me getting killed and he apparently saw me for two seconds and shot me.
I don't really know what that means, but I'm getting word that that means he wasn't a sniper or something.
Got it. Got it.
I don't know.
Sitting at the extract and waiting for us was just my chance.
Well honestly.
I was running away immediately was also my chance.
I saw a Mr. Burt be a two and dark and dark and when you actually was a fantastic fantastic
and let's ride!
Oh
Oh shit, oh shit, we're under fire, we're under fire!
He's already dead.
Alright, we gotta go left, we gotta go left and then we go right and hit yours.
What?
What the?
Oh, now this can have our player?
Oh
Had to wait oh, okay, you got that boss you got that oh, we got drive you score
I like yeah, I didn't bring my own armor, so there's the armor right here. I'm not much of a rubber a bunch of armor I
Just got an AK with the grenade launcher with grenade launcher bullets
That's great to hear that's great to hear we will dominate the wasteland
All right, so okay you guys go ahead and go down and do ever come me back over here. Okay gang. I will loot up
Maloo I'm a loot on up
I'm already done. Oh, you're dying. Oh, then fun times. Let's just go to the every guy. I mean the railway
Did we ever come a railway for extract?
I
I we have railway
Okay, okay, let's head over to railway and the hunch will be to say in a second
You've been naughty haven't you show his ass yes, so does ass
Is that making me go all the way over here? No, you know
You spawned in power X felt didn't have it done you spotted ever come didn't have it done
What means you go over there is your own IQ. That's what that's what's making you over there
I even know this quest existed
You know I remember what happened remember last raid where he kind of lost us in the beginning
We were going to Emmergob, and he was running off to
Fuck no way while you were doing your intro you didn't say nothing
I said, I said it. I said,
I said, I was lost. Well, now
you've been found. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine. Here we are.
I'll die before you get over here.
I'll complain. Bombs. Uh no, I don't think I am allergic to
bombs. No. Let me test. No, no need to test it, boss.
I see what I'm just for the sake of my own sanity and
because apparently I waited. I waited there two seconds and
didn't see him. I'm gonna say the last guy was not a team
I've already had to say the the guy who I thought was potentially bullshit was 100% legit and I apologize for even questioning it
Remember bro Tarkov everybody's legit, and it's always our fault. That's right. That's right. That's right
We've been gone for a while. We forgot these things as we're traumatized. This is PTSD first
This is PTSD first we've seen we've been on ten tours to interchange five tours to line house seven tours to labs
This is really seen things you wouldn't believe, seen things you wouldn't believe.
You've always seen your nightmares.
We've seen things no one should ever see.
Oh, there's a guy here!
Oh, hold J.I.
Good work.
I got his ass.
It's shit on Buzz.
What an idiot!
Hey, wait!
Oh, you guys killed that and we shared tasks.
I just finished a task.
to task really yeah yeah we shared tasks now yeah across the map is just
kill tasks cuz I don't want to kill again I'm at nine out of ten oh wait yeah
wait oh no any target on interchange what do you what are you at nine out of
ten no I'm done I mean you guys they bore me well you guys are ever a player
You were dead you were dead whenever I killed that PMC. I thought you said you ran off you never found them
No, the raid before when you
Best I
Here the bug literate
There you just stay there the bush do I hit the best kid on to a level for helmet level for armor in the MDR everything
This is actually huge come up this actually huge come up this is a huge. That's insane. That's insane
Where you guys at right now? We're just on the other side of the highway
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm rich, I'm rich!
Ehh, oh yeah, too easy, too easy!
I'm making my way downtown.
Making my way downtown, walking fast, blah blah blah blah.
He's his best, he's a boy.
I'm sticking in gas, dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah.
And I miss you, bah bah bah bah bah bah.
And I love you, dah dah dah dah dah dah.
That was a dead body.
Now I want to fuck you.
Thank you, Mr. Hunch.
I just killed a guy named Yanny,
take his dog ties he was yinnie
Oh, there's blood right here. Let me lick my finger. Yeah, it's in my butt. Uh, he went west
That was my wedding song. Oh, that's so beautiful star boards
Wait, there's blood everywhere. Wait a second. Hold on. There's someone's over here hurt
There's a P.M.C. on it period.
This is the body of the guy who just moved it.
Uh.
Tip shit.
I'm serious, Bing.
I'm moving!
Excellent work, boys! Excellent work!
We're blazing through these quests.
Dude, I can't believe we share quest progress now. Isn't that crazy?
That is crazy.
You have to mark them to be just waste markers like if I mark something does it count for you?
No
That's the only I think it's only like kill quests or something in specific ones
So settings I can show you by saying box of course
Spectate features
I got
This stuff and
I said it's kind of weird. I'm just not gonna touch it. This is where it gets
You swear I think everybody else that's up is inside
You swear about I swear
Those were settings those who say what they are sad wouldn't be grass out of for you guys
the only reason I do crash out of this is because it's it's
It's easier on the rendering
Stream or whatever it's called. No, it's not it's kind of eggs. I've been really trying to grow it out
But I could never whenever it does like the math
For sending the encoding that's it's better for the encoding of the stream
So you don't have this one you're happy this is because I'm a streamer
Now I don't do post effects again
That's because I'm a streamer and it helps with the encoding not that post effects on if I did have post effects on
Oh, this is this way usually do yeah, this is my this is my post effects, but I play offline
This only works in some situations, but I'm here those situations where it works
That's it that's everything my face
You use the LSS up light no not in Tarkov because of that
I honestly my information is from like a year ago, so they could have fixed it
But I remember when I used to use the OSS if I use a red dot or an eotech or something
The red would blur like a ghost and follow it behind
Pro FP ProSense FPS gamer of the year settings right to the right to the right to the right to the right to the
You will never find better settings than those right there
Yeah. Mm hmm. So do you guys in the in the watch screen? Do you guys see where I'm looking at all times? Yeah, it's like just it's like your screen.
Do you see me looking to the right? Yeah, it's literally your screen below the camp order on each side. That's cool.
You can see your health, your body parts. Oh, there's someone behind me.
I would just get out of there you silly goose
I'm out
Yank yank yank on your wiener
Guys I got two BMC's I'm gonna cook it yeah, yeah
Watch can you believe gimmick trying to say that peanuts not fat
that. He's like an idiot. Did they not see that he's 700 pounds? I think he's wine. Yeah,
must have been what it is. What the hell is going on around here? Oh, shit, we forgot
he can hear us. Yeah, we have to, I personally, if I personally exchange documents, but how
do I wait? Did our stuff work? Do I have my stuff now? No, it's still not working. It's
day one I wouldn't do it just because God forbid it breaks and you get stuck in
the lobby again uh oh yeah so we so we so all those
Tarkovs we bought they went for nothing oh wait oh we funded my Tarkovs I said to
buy it again I have 20,000 to do it again I need to buy it again now look
I do have 20,000 you said you are literally the one that said to do that
obviously I said we buy the biggest one you said yeah
I can't even buy the battle pass.
Yeah, you can't even put it in the asshole.
That was me. That was me.
Sorry, Paul.
It's guys. Sorry.
This is the same thing that happened on Fortnite.
We clicks, maybe by $100 with a fucking bee bug.
Guys, you just stop pranking me when we're buying stuff from a game store.
I'll do it. I did it.
I just I thought that's what you said to fucking do.
You're an asshole.
I'm sorry.
You're an asshole.
Stop talking to my son.
It works. No, no, you can get it all.
Yeah.
would I battle back but we have to go one by one are you feeling for me right
now all right give me 30 minutes as I click one by one through this entire
thing yeah yep give me 30 minutes as well give me 30 minutes as well I show
how much okay so I got all I like that there's a speed for every single one yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's great
Wait hold on wait
Instead of just black or seedling
I just bought tar coin
Bird poster wait wait wait. There's got to be a fast way to do this. Let me try this. No, I don't think so big
Oh, no, you're right. No, you're right. Yeah, we're gonna be over here. Oh, so I linked my address boss
What is this black division do you create? What is that? Oh?
Oh, back in there.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweet delight, what a sweet little treat.
Oh, and items moving fail, fantastic, what a sweet little treat.
Oh, and items failed to lock profile.
Yeah.
I think we just buy one page, and then we call it a move.
I can't even buy one page.
Oh, I'm about to tell you what I got for my rewards.
I can't buy anything.
It's all broken.
failed to lock profile I think we got to restart the game yeah no thanks I
rather chop my balls off I don't even know that we'll be able to play no I'm
good I'm in the lobby I received my things and they have disappeared and I
lost every get us in the raid quicker we're gonna be fucked we need to we need
to get in right now we we we we we we we we we we we got to our task we got to
I'm getting the errors of my test.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got turned on.
Attached, we got turned on.
Attached.
I already did.
I already did as well.
I'm doing my test and we should change your face.
Shit, right from the top of the screen.
I don't like that.
What's the next?
What's easy, but mark the barrels on woods.
Do we have that?
Yeah, when you're tested and accepted, locate and mark on wood, the barrels three.
We have that one.
We also stashed the smog in the glasses.
Oh, we don't have that.
We don't have that.
The zero zero five two.
There we go.
Okay, okay.
But we know we don't have the smorgasb.
Yeah, you do.
You get it from him.
Oh, you get the smorgasb.
As food.
You get the smorgasb.
Wait, you got the smorgasb?
Apparently we get the smorgasb.
Bobby smorgasb.
I don't see the smorgasb.
You have the smurga
Why not you get it do you ugly give it to you gives it to you as a reward?
Yeah, please like an idiot like a reward. It's like I'm it's like a reward
I have this murder and the Ray Benz. Oh, I do too. We're even talking about I got this murder and the Ray Benz
I'm cooking boys. All right. Oh, yeah
I got three markers!
Three markers!
I got three markers!
I'm recording our conversation this whole time.
I'm leaking into the FBI.
Oh, excellent.
Yeah, you're fucked, buddy. You're fucked.
Where the Tostino Pizza rolls, you fucker!
Where are they?!
Where the- where the-
that's a really good jump but I can't shit.
Damn, it's really good too. I even reconsidered it but I can't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the fuck are we doing?
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, we can't go to Woodjack guys, right on up.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, no, no, no, I said to tell ragman what I found during the thing and then we can go
All right now we should be able to go oh no, we still can't go
A thousand dollar give us one second. Oh, we gotta go to cost. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's right
I mean that is right because
I remember in the last one I had to kick you guys out to invite you
So let me go to perhaps you just unlock that actually is true. So every every talk to right man
Yeah, I talked to him. I'm gonna kick you guys out. I remember about you back. Okay, okay?
I can see this going very wrong
He go no, how is hot to his prime level six he's doing the least out of all of us
Fuck you
Okay, it didn't work, but we did it. We do it did work. I got customs. We can go to woods. We have a question
You gotta go customs first
We have anything on customs. We have the water room and here we have the key for the water room. Oh
Shit, I got to talk to skier. Oh, yeah, we can't talk to skier. We wise. We want us to talk to skier if we can talk to skier
It's going on here. What yeah, what we didn't try to pull us
They try to pull fast when they try to pull a coke and dagger yanking on our penises. They're yanking on our weeders
They're yanking on our weeders. I didn't even pay him yet. Here's $5 skier
We were you guys we do
You can go back to interchange and go and kill people and go get the all the cargo route
But that's behind the key as well, isn't it? I eat the first one isn't the second one second one is
I don't remember which one is so what about ground zero we could do ground zero. Yeah, Loki in Macomb and
I think that's it we possibly three have those other two quests to do that
All right, great. He's looking to pay the all the cargo route documents on interchange
Oh, no, the other is by the locker. Yeah, can we can we go to customs and then buy our way to what's
That's sweet. You know what that's stupid
Oh guys I just want to go down to you and just compete the ever-con task out
Exactly what I just said. No, no, that's what I said you didn't say that. Oh
Got it. Whatever I said, okay guys
Go to their mission and just like without looking close your eyes turn in all the medical items you have without looking though close your eyes
Oh, of course. Yeah. Yeah, let me go ahead and just burn this let X
Close your eyes and select all and press turn in you guys turn it in
All right, okay. All right, let's ride
And where we going again
Hey, wait, we guys take the ravens out of your butthole and the smarga. Thanks. No problem. I
Literally lost the other
I
Got it not until I pay you until I give you a good dollar
Don't make your hot up
Don't make your hot this game. He never prestige
Never you never prestige you kind of
Bitch, thank you. Yeah, thank you guys. You got a bitch
Oh
That pussy yeah, I see yeah, you did you can smack that thing in certain purple like an old man's arm
Yeah, I'm not leave an imprint like you had a sunburn. It's just a
Revenge and you're not bringing markers, right? I might bring markers because I'm too lazy to take them out
Okay, let's do this rollies dudes playing while the Tarkar Tarkar servers are down for updates
Yeah, we have so go go go guys. We especially special streamer servers. Yeah, yeah, it's
special streamer servers only out of the stream time is gonna get
Game crass for me and won't reopen.
We are the winners of the world.
We'll keep on fighting till the end.
a nice breakfast.
And if I was a nice breakfast, it would do me good.
It's three in the afternoon, chief.
The next best time for breakfast, though.
That'd be a late lunch.
No, it's right.
I
Where I never got a class complete good work team good work team good work. Let's complete
At the garage oh
Fire! King! King! King!
Swat the hell?
He's behind the bus?
How is he out there with the help?
Three seconds.
What's up behind the bus?
Is there more?
I'm done.
You had enough. You're like that.
On the back. On the back.
We're out of the bus?
We're good. We're good.
I'm nading it anyways.
You're disgraces.
You scared me. You scared me for a moment.
I think I'm big.
Oh, I'm going to go loot him.
I took his toes off, boss.
To work.
I got my own hands.
It's Dimitri! I killed Dimitri!
Nice work, boss.
Thank you. Peanut, get away.
Okay.
You sure you don't want to shade a new boss?
Nothing
House
Maybe it's little just a little some some for the t-bots
Some some for the t-bots
Oh, baby
to him
We mama
Odix in 24 cent you go leave kill a few people die more than that and then get offline
I need a one medical thing. I need three medical days. I have zero medical days
Obviously, can I have the medical thing? No. Well that way we need to have a little bit
Hey, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
He's almost dead
I was working on it. I was working on it. Well, I'm not going to share my taz with you. How about that, Fushy?
Yeah, that's right, buddy. Get your own taz. Get your own taz. I'm stacking and packing.
I am stacking and packing. Ooh, a murder emergency water ration. What do you think about that, buddy?
What do you think about that? Huh? I'm packing, buddy. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky lucky boy.
I'm a lucky one. I should take six plus six plus
All right, let's proceed
Are you one of you guys behind me?
What now? Oh? I
Got another door
Oh, you got a pistol that's a pistol sound wait where we're going
I'm going in with this me
with this
I'm waiting for the good or the bad news.
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Hey you!
Hey!
Bitch boy!
Maybe you should just come to us, buddy.
Which I'm raising them up.
Hey!
Hey bitch boy!
No, he's not talking to you.
I'm giving him the razzle razzle.
Hey!
Hey bitch boy!
Yeah you!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, you stinky slug
Yeah, I gave him I gave him an earful you won't mess with us any time to you guys
He's on the outside the outside front front front I see my see my see them
You know behind that that's the structure behind the p-destruction
Hey you! Yeah you! Bitch boy! Fuck you! Don't you pee at me. I'm about to come over there
and give you the wallop. I'm about to come over there and give you the wallop! Oh yeah,
I'm coming! I'm coming buddy! You better be ready! I'm a wallop here! I'm a wallop here!
They like that buddy! BAM! Good job!
Heheheheheheheheh!
Shit, DING-DAH!
No worry boys, Toggin has been eliminated.
Toggin has been eliminated!
Too easy! Too easy! Too easy!
Well, I have the code. Where's Alex I got?
Is there a code for this man?
I think so. I got a code.
Where's the exit for the code
I'm coming on my back boss. I've done I've done my my deed
It's bought it's a hotel lobby by flair
Hard right we're on that wall in the outside fee. That's got your case. You're outside the building
Why'd you go to the building?
What I just go through the building
there could be enemies in the building we will just kill up we'll just give them
the business guys door beta I'm coming in front door coming in coming the
front line this is me oh I'm loaded the wrong mag this is a mistake this is me
officer this is me do you hear me I see me no you can't hear me for that far no
I'm so upset. Oh, I got five minutes. I have to buy medical things. I'll eat one more medical thing guys. I'm
Coming in front door. You don't have to tell me the weather the front steps
Okay
all right. Little shop shop little shop shop. I'm not looking for that. I already am gay.
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. We love you. We sure have you. Oh, that's
That's not officer.
Mm-hmm.
Here, Peter.
What?
Medical item.
You sure think you...
You think you...
You don't mind if a group takes a couple items, do you?
Get out of here.
Get the hell out of here.
I want to do that dodge boss.
That's very quiet.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, sugar!
Score!
You bastard!
We're up!
oh you bastard we're up we're up guys guys guys we're here
that was I see him to them what what
you know well for pay that guy should be up the boy the fucking male what the
How was that?
I'm gonna get ready to place their case.
Yeah, we'll try and get some good shit.
What?
Did you see that?
I unpeeked 10 weeks ago.
I got away from that window, started a family,
retired, had grandchildren, and then he killed me.
Well, that was that.
We're gonna have to work our way out maybe hold that to me. Maybe hold that front door while I grab my bag
I don't remember where I threw my bag not good
There it is
They're underneath me right now. They're going towards front door. Oh, yeah holding it shit. It's not good
They're out front door?
There's one dead like an idiot eats.
Go ahead and push down the staircase, I'll hold it.
Let him cook, let him cook.
Another one's here, I hear him.
Dead.
Good work.
Excellent work, boys.
Oh, you got my empty arm, I change.
Oh, yeah, I did. Thanks boss. Thanks boss.
Hodge is the literal dumbest human you could ever observe.
That's not very nice. Oh my gosh, they're geared. They're fucking geared. Oh
What is that? What's that puts he saying now after I just dropped to what's he saying?
I get a play-by-play with his next chat.
Also, would you relay a message for me?
Yeah, go ahead.
I'll deliver it.
Stuck my literal dick.
And tell your blue in the face.
Stuck my literal dick.
And tell your blue in the face.
Thank you, Pete.
Yeah.
So much.
He talk about you anytime.
Anytime.
Like Spider-Man.
Everybody gets one.
I'm not sure.
Apparently everyone gets one.
Everybody gets one.
You tell me I'm done.
Extra headphone over here if you want to.
I am good.
I need to eat real quick.
When Spider-Man gets shot in the head.
I'm released for, I'm a nice movie.
See it. I'm tied in with the Warner Brothers or whatever there's yet
It's worth all right
Yeah, I got your gun in your helmet so I could really salvage a mine
Yeah, well things boys. It's way more than I could ever ask for
What happened?
Oh, God, Mr. Officer.
God, Mr. God, Star.
Where were we at, at hunch?
Did you get my reboot card?
Yeah, I got your reboot card.
Thank you.
I got Nakatani basement stairs.
What, the what?
The Hiroshima basement stairs?
Yeah, yeah.
The Nagasaki basement stairs?
Holy shit.
Oh, it's bright in there.
Very bright.
Yeah.
Two suns bright.
Yup.
Built your eyes out of your skull.
Bright.
Leave models of where you were, but it's made of ash bright.
The death screen should have just been peanut streamer item.
No, my streamer item is the Nutsack, which you can probably suck a lot of stock ones.
Oh, Mr. DW, you're a good man, good man!
Thank you, Mom, what?
By the way, that joke gets a little harder if you know my stream item is the Nutsack.
That's what it's called.
He's just gonna have to find the man on a different map, but the hymn tells you that I think we'll still count.
Bad news is he is dead.
Thank you. Thanks for the same bad news.
That's the best news I've ever known, man.
Okay, alright.
Well, here's some better news. You're adopted, officer.
So that's why my dad has his speak Spanish.
Yes, yes, that makes sense.
That's rags, I'm following. I'm following. That's rags. That's rags.
You speak the language of the guy you came out of. That makes sense.
That's rags. That's rags. That's rags. Yeah.
the extra where the extract is up sir isn't it this building right in front of us?
yeah he is down the stairs his corner there
I have a murderous scab I apologize. No it's okay just don't let it happen again okay
out there you saved my life without this. It's unbelievable.
I've adopted what's wrong with that.
You're unwanted.
Psycho forces
You are the chosen one if you think you're like the chosen one
Excellent rain
Oh, wait, I killed one shot Bobby. Oh, yeah, I killed a guy check. Um, yeah, body shot Bobby's where they got me
So you got my gun and my helmet, right?
Yep.
Fantastic.
That was actually the best time I had.
You used to refill the magazine and I'll bring everything else.
Yeah.
Thanks, boss.
You're so kind to me, boss.
You're so kind to me.
You're so good to me, boss.
You think we can buy more levels from the past?
I'm going to try.
God knows.
I'm going to try.
Let's see.
It worked.
You see.
Oh, it worked.
It worked.
in gear crate like does it give it to you in the mail yeah
it's an actual crate I thought it was gonna be like items what is this no you
open up the crate and then it gives you items oh I got a backpack that's what I
got score why did you put the backpack on the on the market that are the other
I don't know I gotta get these jambles like I get this jamb
You guys look at that shirt is that nicer? What is that nicer? What boys?
black division gear crate
Dude cheating with your money
It's the coolest. It's the bad cool as I'm not gonna lie you I kind of just want to wear the tracksuit for the rest of my life
Cuz I earned it
Yeah
Pussy what do you even have to judge you buddy?
No
No, I don't boss that's right
Yeah, I'm just gonna track you for the rest of my life because I earned that thing. Oh, it's hard
I did it twice to actually think about it. I did it three times the first time I did it
It was when it was a hundred. I think we'd start claiming these fellas. I haven't had an issue yet
That's what I'm doing right now. I'm claiming everything to be to be to be to be to do while we have a chance
I'm going to press the wrong
button. You want to leak my
address. Hey, gotta be careful.
You're off day.
Hmm.
Oh, we get the cool. Does anyone
know? Is it the exact same stuff? Like, do we all get the same stuff from these boxes?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, I got another backpack, score!
Guys, I'm actually cooking right now.
I might be the best Tarkov player in the world.
Yeah, honestly.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know, you've died three out of four raids.
Oh, you've got three out of four limbs
due to diabetes, bitch.
You piece of shit!
God is ass.
Good job!
Good thing you outskate dudes!
Ha ha ha ha.
You work boys, you work!
We work so hard for this battlebass.
We work so hard for this battlebass. We earned this.
We deserve this.
We have worked it out.
Every time I swipe my card and I exchange these
for gear I know that I work for yep that's right a little bit harder yeah I
get a little like a little bit a bit of a boner I guess yes every time I open
one of these things it grows as it grows a nanometer mm-hmm mm-hmm that's a lot
for a peanut that's all well that's a lot for anybody that's a lot about that
That's a lot for anybody
Why is it not a clay ball button?
Don't ask me
That's too many questions. He's asking way too many questions. You just doubt Nikita. How dare you that's gonna be
You're right. That's not a
That's not a approval.
Mr. Nut.
Daniel for taking care of
Daniel.
USA.
USA like those other guys in the other countries on the
Mmm
This is so cool, dude. Yeah, I love sitting here. Just clean me to taste that yeah
That's gonna second the Hawaiian shit. Yo, did you see it scum got a face skin and Tarkov?
What you do on wait till you see him?
You'll know what I'm talking about page on
He's on page six
That's scum
Or the guy was really wide and far apart. You come on. Oh
The ginger yeah, that's what we said was you and give it to baby
Fuck you're gonna be claimed by the 30 be claimed. Oh
Don't worry guys on page eight. We can put our hands next to our ears. Oh, yeah
Yeah, this is a bit wait you get to like page nine and scum after a fight
Brutal battle
Does anyone know what this white accent accent?
Sanctuary that it's for your high. No, no. Oh
I feel like I'm wasting money. No, no, dude. The high. That's cool. Get the high up up and running is really cool
You have a good spot to hang out
I'm gonna keep advocating
We need a poker table and the hideout, please
Please
Make it so make it so please
We're begging
I'm getting a cool shirt a black division shirt
I'm gonna get some cool jeans
got some Levi's from war.
I got some Levi's.
I got the benefit of some Levi's, boss.
There we go.
All right.
You got new voices?
I just got an all caps text in the YouTube chat.
Huch, I just found out I'm allergic to chocolate.
He has a chocolate allergy in the game.
So it is possible.
It is.
I got the single mom Pilates position.
These are sweet.
These are cool.
This is definitely worth the money.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I really feel like I wasted my money.
Most happy I got to waste my money, too.
But hopefully something real cool like being 12.
Don't buy everything you can.
Yeah, I mean we're that we shouldn't buy everything because we can
What you mean because we can't that's just what he said and we're doing it right now
Watch me. We know I'm getting one that you can't like buy everything every day
Like I said you can choose more tar coins
She's five. What's our coins? You definitely can't be you know, you definitely can
I'm on the last page buying the last two items
Yeah, oh, okay. All right. I don't know how you guys went so fast. I'm still on page 10
You guys are fast you guys are fast guys you guys are fast
You guys are quick little buckets
Be careful, you'll run out you'll run out. He's not wrong you'll run out
You miss one item with the maximum of the whatever the hell what a little bit more money
percent but I'm just selling so we don't leak everything well it doesn't
matter you have to claim everything from the first 11 pages or you can't do the
12th page anyway all righty I'm gonna unpack everything and hope I get
incredible stuff I don't think we're gonna get anything cool shit we're
getting cool stuff we're getting real cool stuff right here guys this is what
it's all about guys we come back to talk off we played two raids we spent
$150 on the key to slutshop and that's how you do it. Mm-hmm. Would you guys like a spoiler?
No, I don't want to spoil it. I can choose two out of three of the last pages here, right?
I said might just use more
I'm gonna skip you right. I'm just gonna wait just wait till you see what we spent all of our money on it
You'll understand. I'm not the guy
And all of you who don't understand that it was fantastic purchases.
It was fantastic purchases for sure, boss.
Bro, start opening up this place and and read them out loud as you're opening up.
Are you sure, boss?
Oh, you're going to love it, Pete.
You're going to love it.
OK, I'll check it out.
I'll see if it's really worth it.
I see. All right.
First one.
Oh, that pack of helmet and contacts.
Oh, did they change the color of contact?
That is crazy. You did the new complex. He says sweet. You see him. They're black. They're black black black
Okay, I got okay, never mind they're not black wait wait I got a white one
Yeah, wait
Oh, they use added a black version
Whoa, I got a level five armor and more cop down six shit. I
Oh, I got more cop-tags.
We have an unfair advantage over other players.
Let's go!
I have no spending money to have an unfair advantage over other players.
Guys, guys, why was every fucking package
cop-tag sixes and helmets?
Are we serious?
Are we so dead serious?
We got some Black Division dog tags.
That's pretty cool. I got I got I got
seven contact sixes and four baskins
or
Bastions, I'm just eating in the world
Congratulations guys we spent a hundred dollars on absolutely
Yeah
This red flannel is sick
is ice we try to make ourselves as black as possible so we can like like like the clothes
I mean like you're demand in demand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We can like you like the finals free. Okay. My shadows and stuff.
Oh
Make sure you turn in your shit
What's up, what's up our task I died I died
Can I have my go back boss?
Please boss, please I need it. I'm poor these boss Iggy boss
You're good. Oh my gosh. You're cool. We got sweet. Oh my god. I sweet
Guys, I know this kind of goes against our like grind all day and don't get distracted
But can we can we go to the icebreaker right now?
No
You sure?
Don't have the quest to get there
We said good just your life. No you have to get the quest line to get there
We get back in
Guys, I can just get the medical stuff from another map. So I'm actually not behind
Come on. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. We're doing real
How do we get the woods?
No, no, we don't need to go to wedge.
Customs.
Yeah, let's show you, we don't have the key for conscience.
The only thing we can do is eliminate four PMCs on energy.
That's honestly the only quest we can do
when we don't need to do anything weird.
But yeah, why don't we have woods?
If, wait, wait, wait, no, no, I don't do, I don't do.
Oh, guys, guys, talk to skier, talk to skier.
Visit him, visit him, visit him right now.
I talked to him.
Oh, my.
You guys, you guys, you back?
Oh, baby!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
You're doing pretty good, gang.
We actually, I bet you, out of all the talk-up,
Seemers, we're the furthest ahead right now.
I bet we're not.
I bet we are.
I've literally put everything that I own that we aren't.
Well, I don't bet anything.
Also, Pina, thank you so much for the wide armor
after you died.
I have finished my skier test.
No ground zero. I'm actually show face. I died to that DC. That was so
Make sure after you talk to scare you accept the quest so we can go to customs now
We eliminate the target quest condition slash elimination slash kill slash botroll slash assault rope
Is that the italian? Where do I find that man?
Where do I find such such a man with such complex name come run
Let's put it in all this
I just another thing guys if you think we wasted money on the battlepads just remember
This company's in Russia, so that
There's a tax the Putin gets at least 100%
We all just gave Putin $20 ease good work come runs plot
You know, I just realized on customs we have to eliminate scabs on customs 15. We got to go customs
I got to kick you guys in, you kick you guys?
Who would it come from?
You just kicked us in a minus pack.
No, no, no, you're kicking someone.
You think of another peanut.
That's not me.
Oh, gosh, sorry for streaming.
That's OK.
Well, yeah, well, now you're canceled.
Yeah, cancel, buddy.
We still can't go to wood.
We can go to customs.
That's right, OK.
Just.
No, big guys, what if we go to customs instead?
Yeah, peanut.
Why didn't we think of that officer?
That's a great idea, Pete.
Let's go ahead and get it there.
It's a good idea.
But we're just doing the story quest, right?
What?
Is that English?
We're just doing the story quest?
Customs?
Customs, yeah.
I mean, we have tasks there, killing scams.
Just do that quest.
I don't have that task.
No, that's gonna suck.
Wait, why don't I have that task?
I actually don't have, bro.
There's no way you're already behind.
No, how do I not have that task?
Obviously, you also turn in your armor and your tires.
No.
So how do you have that task?
The medical, the medical from Ground Shares.
Oh my goodness, guys.
Guys, you guys kicking ahead of me,
you have to get some room.
Well, the good news is this 10 kills.
So we'll just go to Customs, we'll go to Crack House,
get your medical items, extract,
and we'll catch you up on kills.
Super easy.
Let's do it. That's a great idea
Thank you, my boy, you're definitely not farther than dr. Lupo
We're playing suckers. He's playing chess. Excellently said, Mr. Officer. Excellent. Excellent.
You know my gun, right?
The character looks like he got beat by my Uncle Todd. Yes.
Check out my face, Peanut.
What face?
Uncle Todd got violent. Click on my name.
My goodness, Uncle Todd got very valid.
The V-bots.
Yeah, eat some more Lucy's.
Okay.
Oh
God speed mr. Freshman's God speed by the God speed
Mr.. Officer made out of topic yet officer do that was a lot and you were driving for a while mice
What do you think?
Did you use Waze?
Oh, traffic.
Did you use...
Oh, God, she's back in traffic, guys.
She's back in traffic, unfortunately.
We'll see him one day.
Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness.
You take the off-ramp?
Yeah. I went...
I actually went on an on-ramp backwards.
Oh, fantastic. Fantastic.
That's new technology.
So what if you can lift a truck enough where you can just drive over the other cars?
And it's all your wheels are like like one inch thin and it's like a it's like a giant
Farm vehicle that's like that
Super wide with thin wheels that stands really tall. I believe so you can drive over over other cars. I believe
One of those puppies
Remember when you really wanted farm equipment for no reason at all? What?
Oh, yeah, I wanted a lawnmower and a legend one. I thought it'd be cool
No, I ain't got that. Don't let him hate on you electric lawnmowers are cool
That's not what I'm hating on. He saw like a backhoe and he's like, I want one of those that'd be cool to have
Yeah, we'd be cool. It would be cool. Do you imagine it more?
It'd be mom's backhoe
Nobody fucks you with your farm equipment still dies
Yeah, yeah, nobody fucks you with farm equipment you fuck do farmers farmers are sweet dude
Barf dude farmers only dog farmers. Oh, yeah farmers only dot-com. I bet that yeah, I bet farmers all have massive cars
100% 100%
150% it's all the wheat all the week
Yeah, 100% you know that's like an actual pretty popular website to farmers, right?
Is it? How would you know?
Pretty sure
You know
From the redneck part of town and I do have family members who have met their significant others on farmers
I'm Mr. Greencent. Wait, Mr. Peanut. Thank you for spending your day off with us
I will allow you to make sweet
love to me for free.
Sweet treat, what a sweet treat.
Farmer's only, it's fine.
Wait, is there like a grinder?
Is there like a grinder for farmers?
Like gayfarmersonly.com?
Farmer's only.com forward slash.
Forward slash.
Slash. Yeah. Farmers. Ram Ram.
Yeah, that would be that. Yeah, that's that's that's an untapped market right there. That's an untapped market.
Time to invest is now. That's an untapped market.
You can see the thing is like is like there's only like farmers live on really big land.
land so there's not like like like 5,000 guys in one area so if there was like
like a gay farmers only calm it just be like you and like steven down the road
you swipe right it says did that you know what the fuck you're hopping your your whole plow or
whatever you call it you drive down the seas out guys but now this all about what the hell is this
You imagine me on gamefarmersonly.com?
You can bet with me?
You think it's too good for me?
I'm so fancy, Steve.
Why do you answer my DM?
What the hell?
I sent you a picture of my cock, Steve.
I keep responding.
Ready, here we come.
Here we come.
We're gonna get this game in one.
Damn, son.
Clearly.
clearly. Not many people are on fucking customs yet. We are.
Are they making fun of us? Yeah, they're sissy boys. They're
sissy boys. Only farms.
Only cousins. Also, I think where we are currently located is probably not very. Not
a lot of backers back here maybe we maybe we back out and change our servers we
could we could we could is anyone having is anyone having issues loading in
Tarkov still or they kind of fix that is that I don't hold on wait well hold on
Wait a second.
Hold on.
No, you do not close.
Don't close?
No, people are saying don't close.
Fuck.
Yeah, don't close.
I've got a funny joke, but it would reveal what's everywhere on it, so I can't see it.
I kind of got him.
I got him pissed again.
Are you okay?
You've pissed and shit like nine times today.
No, I know it feels like that, but I really haven't, because think about it, the first
It's not that it feels like you've really said it.
I'm gonna do a back trick of all my bad women
since she's so interesting.
The first time I said I had to sit.
I went sit, okay?
Maybe I beat a little, I don't remember.
The second time I said I had to go sit,
remember it was just a big fart.
I just farted.
And now I'm telling you I gotta go pee.
So I've had one poo, one fart, one pee.
How bad is that?
Is that not too bad to me?
Little poop fart piss.
You can put your poop fart biz.
Poo fart biz actually.
I just, I know for myself at least,
I pretty much know what I need to pee
or what I need to poop.
You having questionable pee's and questionable poops,
I think it's concerning.
No, it's not questionable.
I just don't know I'd be getting grilled on my bowel movement.
So when I was sitting, I don't remember if I passed.
Because I don't remember stuff like that
because I'm not a freak, huh?
I'm not a fucking freak.
Oh, God, I better write this down.
I
Go for the cycle, but the math room. Yeah, I do got a piece of it. We gotta wait anyway, so I just go pigs
Yeah, go. I just need to modify the match. I feel like we should be in there by now
That's where the bill of nowhere. Oh, I'm okay. I don't know what server on we're not really in the middle of
practices
But I'm gonna be right back
I'm just gonna take a quick deep yummy right back right back guys. Don't start without me now
Don't get rowdy on me. Don't get rowdy on me. Okay, sir. Yes, sure. Oh, okay, bro
It's like scared. We're gonna just disappear. That's what I'm saying scared that we're he's such a frightened little peanut
We got to make sure he's
Oh, bro, he's a foreshake for sure. And you know, he doesn't have any arms. So he just sitting there wiggling
Yeah, like my dog when it has to scratch its own ass
Just starts wiggling
I have a turn, I have a turn.
All right, well, we are still late. I think so there's no my gosh
I have I have great news P to interrupt you cuz whatever you saying is not in point important
I have a point that speech impediment
From hey video games living just found out he's allergic to water. Oh my god
I'm so pumped. That's fantastic. That's awesome. That is fantastic. What a sweet, sweet, what a sweet delight.
Wait, if you're allergic to water, does that mean you're allergic to aquamarine? I don't think that's...
Yeah, it's water.
No, no, no, no, I know logically it would make sense. Remember I said you're allergic...
Oh, you're saying you're an item wise.
Item wise, I don't think you are. Because it's based on items, not what's in the item.
You're probably right.
Yeah, I don't think you can still drink aquamarine.
Just not water bottles.
There's no way.
How did he just find out?
Isn't he like 34?
Oh my God.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
That's a good point.
That is a good, honestly, that's a good question.
I'll ask the next time I see you.
That guy is, you know what?
That guy is pretty much every YouTube comment section
and every video I post.
That's him, right there.
Look at this comment. That's a reasonable inquiry. That's a reasonable inquiry very reasonable
I
Is it what looking at me bro, you're such an idiot you want us into a fucking night rape
No, I didn't put us in a night raid. We just waited so long that it turned night dumbass
Not that that I don't know. That's how that works. No, I clicked on it when it was 1730
That's really like somebody in my cab before. Yeah, you're not finding anybody because you keep into a night race
No guys guys guys. I genuinely put us in at 1730 1730
Really?
1730. Yeah guys. This is where the loading team is all the entire night time
Dick to butt boys dick to butt don't worry, I'm cheating so I can see anything I can see
We don't we don't want to go we don't want to go kill scabs yet. We want to go to
What's it called crack house for P for his medical? I can literally see everything. I'm fine. I'm cheating
Wait, how would you do what you do?
You want to turn gamma to 2.8 and contrast to 60% with digital virages of 60 you can just see like a state time
This this is what it looks like regular guys by the way, this is what it looks like regularly. This is one. This is one game
Hacker man, hacker man, hacker man, hacker man.
Yeah, now night time raids are impossible to play.
Good work, one foul swoop.
Wait, what?
You said I ruin night time raids?
Just that?
Just now, yep.
I had not ruined shit.
Fuck you.
I've been doing this forever.
I've been doing this years.
You guys can suck me.
I'm not playing a game.
I can't see anything.
Somebody said it was definitely 2100, so...
Yeah, you fucked us. Congratulations.
Can't we just actually see the time in-game right now?
Yeah.
Didn't it change that? How do you see that again?
No, whatever, mind. We can see how much time we have left in the raid.
I'm pretty sure they actually changed that somewhere.
They got a watch or something.
They added that like you actually have.
2318? Yeah, guys, 2318, like, we waited for that queue for 10 minutes.
Where's this coltus? Oh my god, we're for dead.
We're gonna die. We're gonna die so hard. It's so sexy. So I'm gonna die while I'm hard. Oh my god
I'm like hard
Don't worry come runs
We guys we I didn't take this armor in my back. I saw big enough key guys
right this or please come on guys come on guys be so for me guys come on guys
be so for real guys you guys really not gonna help a goop out come on guys come
on guys really nice come on you're not gonna help a goop out come on
I gotta go back to that guy once I find a big backpack so you just delaying
yourself walking in don't shoot me bars ZBC medical supplies yeah I have a
mummy oh fantastic fantastic I could imagine hutch wearing a belt with
little rings on and sausages hanging down the side like a tactical knife and
he wants me to give him a backpack literally die come on I'll give it back
Once I like find another bank bank just
Officer, please
Guys guys I'll give it back. I'll give it back guys
Come on
Let's come on. I even have a little back like these can use in the meantime
Come on
Day back this is like 50 for the spring. Come on boys. Come on
I'm sure you said of a bitch can I be back, please? Nope guys. We're just gonna see all of us. This is not me
This is not not just me
I'm fine. I'm gonna go the warehouse cuz it's guys get it back back. Fuck you guys
Are you a hedge?
I'm inside inside where?
Inside the crack house though. Okay. All right, follow me guys follow me boys. Yeah. Hey, where am I? I'm outside
are you going to the big house big guy I wish I could see about
I just told you you can cheat with the game.
Is that you coming in?
Me coming in.
Okay.
Bye bye slight.
Little shum shum, little shum shum.
I'm going up top.
Okay.
Oh, damn it.
I can't use it because I'm a fucking backpack.
What did you find, boss?
Not something cool.
What you find you guys do guys if you start stealing from me actually for real
I'm gonna be so good. I'm excited guys. I'm gonna drop this on the ground come back later
I need to tell this other guy come back later. Do not
Over there go take a good guys guys guys come on come on guys. It's peace for me guys guys
Do not take my best guys guys
What the hell this is locked when since when are the crates of top lock
We did yeah, this is locked here. What the hell? Oh, maybe that's why that that that mechanical thing in the in the thing before was worth more
Than we thought through that perk that use mechanical keys 20% less or whatever. Oh chat say you just have to shoot the locks. Oh
really
Okay, I have been one guy
I've not been one guy it worked it worked
No, it doesn't work. I just don't even try guys, I just don't even try guys.
It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work guys. Don't do it.
Just tell me where the boxes are and I'll think about it real hard.
Do you still need medical supplies?
Yeah, I still need a few medical supplies. I die with all of them.
Alright, I'm coming down to you.
Oh, people at the gas station. Careful boys.
Oh, okay.
I'm coming down to you, P.
Right here.
We'll need supplies.
Watch that boy the backpack
I'm gonna be behind on quest and we're all gonna get fun
Come on
Where's your backpack I actually don't know I lost and you're gonna get this back. Yes. I will give it back
Yes, you swear. I said you don't I die
You will never get anything for me ever again. Okay. All right. All right, okay
Oh
Banana peppers no, I don't this would happen I told you this would happen
The crash I got like the standard whatever it's called the big the big
I'm ready I'm ready for crack house kind of like that direction
You guys see see from sound plump up in there that's actually you I think but there is someone else at the other gas station
Well, did we do our quest?
What was our quest again?
It's just to kill scabs, but it was for you to get your medical and then we'll do it.
Let's leave!
Does he have a green flare?
No, but I do have the code.
Oh, let's save the code guy!
That's further than the extract, I think.
I don't know, it depends.
Old gas is up.
We'll take that if it's not the code guy.
So we cheese us, mother.
Scared you.
Alright, come on guys.
Here's the queen.
The two buildings.
But the codes for the boat.
The codes for the boat guys, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
You go to the boat and it's going to be 010110110110.
There's definitely players over here, so you make that call.
Middle of this train track?
Is gas open?
Just know if officer can scream, anyone can scream.
Cause damn, Chudster Ultra.
What is that?
You did not.
No, I didn't.
Why?
I don't know.
I didn't.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
What is this?
Oh!
No!
What the fuck?
Come down, Chester Ultra.
Okay, calm down.
Okay, pal.
I need to go through here, guys.
We gotta go this way, huh?
What?
This is long.
Okay, guys, I'm starting to think that that mechanical key was way more important than
we once thought.
Let's go take the boat.
There's someone on the other side of the fence.
I
I legitimately can't see shit that's fine
Oh, she went there you go wrong. I'm never wrong. He missed red
Am I down here to your left? Don't shoot me. Oh, just don't get over those explosives at guys. It's getting kind of frisky
I don't I don't feel like safe anymore
we might just want to walk off I feel that safe anymore guys it is
also working Z 102 that's what I thought there's a lot shot out there in
the middle I think he's over there's also rocks in the door guys I get so
on the door I heard that I saw this
Jordan that I'm at side I think what's
close to us is gas but what's far away
is the players that's over right new gas
that new gas you just want rocks in the
100% hundred people say he's to the right
It's my boys
Remember we share we share
yes here's over here I think this is over here by CP-102
oh
Steve, watch Steve, watch Steve
We didn't hear shots over here
We're trying to use the code to CP-102 real quick I don't think that's how it works with a guy
I
Know works this was the right one
Yeah
Good work. She's it. You're gonna miss it. I mean it
Okay
I'm telling you, we're probably out of all the steamers and players we're probably the
most far-an.
You saw any quest time?
We're like cooking.
We're real good at this game.
Here, you're gonna hurt me.
Chudster Ultramaxing.
Chudster Ultramaxing?
But I used a chance there chance to ultra
Chose the ultra addition
Are you gonna bring me back that back back? Oh
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. No, yeah, of course. No, yeah
Yeah, no
Oh, I'm good. I'm gonna be okay. Okay. I got
That's good. I got Jeff kid. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm gonna be honest
We should also put on those new pairs of headphones. Those are really good. Yeah, but they're probably really expensive
I'm gonna save them and sell them
The job I get I save them and sell them when we we can just hear better than literally everyone else in the game
No, but what if you you can hear better and then I'll just I'll just find your dead body and kill whoever gives you
The master plan
Guys, I'm a shock. I'm a fashion. Oh, please listen to me
Please listen to me in my wisdom. This is to me. You follow my guides. Well, follow my guys
I'm like the overseeing hand. I'm smaller. I'm I'm better. I am butter
And now I've got a limited schedule guys
All right now we're now can we not be much care request a make a request no can we queue for a fucking day?
I'm ready, please
So cool. It's up. What was he that kind of worked out well for us. We go night time again
No, no that took over 10 minutes again. That's true. That's true. Sorry guys. Hey, I mean too much
What is it? Wait hold on. Hey guys, wait, do you guys already have your five items again this year?
Yeah, I'm gonna go give mine to Skewer. Would you want to take it?
Five items. How do we do that? You have to talk to me. Yeah
Yeah, I think I have my disease not saying anything you what would you have it is they say it or something
Yeah
There's a there's an option that says I've got the stuff to do or whatever. Oh, you have all five
Yeah, I want to have all five. I don't have that yet. I don't have that yet either
Hmm
Wait, hold on
How do you get the black division large rig already? It's actually really easy
It does a trick what you do is you spin real body and then you have an advantage over other players who did it
Skadoosh for any more Tarkov tips and tricks hit up your boy
Oh boy, and up, yeah boy, and up, yeah boy.
Wait, where is Skiers wallet on customs?
Oh shit.
What?
I just got the thing for Boreus.
It's a new meta.
Let's start Boreus.
Wait, who's Mr. Boreus?
He's getting an icebreaker.
Oh damn, really?
Oh shit.
You guys, we see the icebreaker, we see the icebreaker.
Before anyone else,
that way there's no one there when we get there.
Once you unlock Mechanic,
If you have the poster, you can start it.
Wait, guys, you gotta go to Customs and Kill, guys, don't we?
Well, what are we doing here then, guys?
Sorry, I forgot to respond.
Somebody say yes.
We also need, again, we need to find Skier's wallet.
We need to find Skier's wallet.
There is Skier's wallet.
Where is Skier's wallet?
We don't need Skier's wallet.
What do you got, bud?
Customs quest.
I don't have that.
Guys, we stopped getting in front of them.
of me inquesting it's making me feel small. You are small. I would say no you but you
would break any roller coaster in America. Now let's ride. Let's ride. They're emasculating
You guys are literally emasculating me.
Protests is next week being shut up and cue the fucking raid.
What's next week?
The protest that you probably signed up for.
What protest? Shut up.
Wait, hold on. Was there anything?
What is it when you say the opposite of next week?
Today. Yes, the opposite of next week is today.
Last week. No, I don't think it's last week. It's something similar
Wait, what is it? What's it said a week ago?
Kind of want to change my Indian being the officer chudster
Look at that officer
I
Okay, oh yeah
We got go round this way boss
Yeah, it's wack
That's wack gang
Your hairline whack.
Your shoes whack.
Yeah.
Where your shit curves left, whack.
Whack.
What's the password?
Literally.
Who's so serious?
he's getting serious he's getting super serious
uh-oh were you an officer?
I'm right here. where's that one guy?
he's on the other door. main top side on, he's the main
oh i'm dead
oh what was that?
this is not good
i wouldn't stand there dude
so i love standing here, it's like top 5 spots stand
I'm inside inside inside inside the stronghold you should come in this my flashlight. Oh, yeah, no, thanks
You're gonna get shot. He got shot from outside. Oh, you got shot from the stairwell. No, I didn't idiot
No, I didn't
What an idiot!
I got him! I got him! I got him!
I'm the best dude.
I'm so good.
Alright, so we got Rashallah.
You killed the player.
Okay.
Let's get my shit before that motherfucker
robs my corpse.
I'll put your backpack on this guy.
I'll put your backpack on this guy over here.
Thanks.
Not you, Mr. Hodge.
Mr. Hodge.
Whoa, I can see through your body and just see your lower leg.
Whoa.
Yes.
Yeah.
So.
I'll charge your, your back is on there.
The guy killed.
Okay, that's great.
I got to kill Rochella.
Where are you at?
I'm on top of Stronghold.
And be careful.
I'm about to throw a date.
They might all run to fuck your pussy.
Okay.
Are you ready?
I'm at the top of the stairwell on the opposite side where you are
I'll get revenge for you, my Archiboo!
Hey, what did you guys do to my Archiboo?
I'm dead to an aide.
Okay. One last for Shal's dad. Good luck.
I'll get revenge for you, my hachi poo.
What did you guys do to my hachi poo?
I'm pretty sure I died to an aide by a player, potentially.
That's the last one you hear. It's to your right.
God, I'm the champion of the world.
I'll keep on fighting till the end.
You just saw a player crack house door.
Yep, yep, I see him, there's also one next week.
Yeah.
Good luck.
I don't need luck.
That is on the staircase.
Got him!
Get out!
Dude, I'm sweet.
I'm sweet. I'm sweet. I'm going to take out this other pussy too. Where is he? Where is
he? Where is he? I think he's moved on. Are you seeing crack? Oh, he moved to the right.
When I blasted you, I said I'm gonna send you to the showroom.
Yeah.
Vizzee.
Oh shit, someone's next to me.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Oh!
Hello?
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No no!
Ha ha ha ha!
This is serious bullshit officer!
He has a mini.
He has an asshole.
What the hell was that?!
What a name too.
What?
You Mechos?
What oh, I don't I'm right. I killed my different dudes blow New Jersey up
Guys
Yeah, we saved New Jersey
Don't work everybody, we have saved New Jersey.
And that's worth more than this quest, that's worth more than this quest, that's right.
We saved a whole city.
That would be a whole city.
Obviously, we saved a whole state.
Hell yeah boys, am I right boys?
Oh, yeah. That's how we roll. That's how we do it. That's how we roll. That's how we do it, saving
great news. The grenade that landed at my toes and instantly blew up was from the A.I.
Oh, that's great news. So you never fix that. Heat seeking grenade to the back, gentlemen.
grenade oh and it was also an rgd 5 which means and it was silent fantastic yeah that's great
to hear i'm coming here with an mp5 okay what was that so it's over cold one a coke diesel
oh that's a dc huh that's a dc no no no diesel that's the oh that's the real deal
What's diesel? What is that?
That's regular Coca-Cola
I'm not fucking around anymore
You're not fucking around, dude
This guy's not fucking around
Jeez!
A fridge, a fridge cigarette
Oh my god
Alright, let's ride!
By the way, I'm taking you to your backpack, man
Oh, what a joy, instead of losing one backpack, I lost two because P lost the other one
I just want you to know that I just want you to know that I technically did that. My debt is paid
Wonderful, I am a great teammate. No need to think he don't think he is a need because I know
I cannot believe that that was an AI grenade that landed. I can't believe we all died
We kind of saw it probably got screwed the most. Well, yeah, but but
So, it's like kind of like whatever.
Always muted.
Or, honestly, we got a lot of aura from that rain, too.
So, it's not for nothing.
That wasn't for nothing.
We got a lot of aura from that rain.
Yeah, I love you.
Thank you for seeing me on your day off.
This is your reward.
God, peace, military love you.
And get us through a lot.
USA, USA.
Mr. Mali, my willing for service.
Good man.
Thank you for your service.
Good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, see Latina, my boy, good man, good.
I'm mad.
Thank you, she Latina. Thank you, my boy.
How's the new season looking? Oh, it is looking bright, gang.
It is looking bright.
We have only done, that was our first step.
That was our first death right there boys. It's looking good. It's looking good
How you playing truck off service is still down
Screba service fever service. I called up Nikita personally. I said listen buddy
All right, you and your hooker wife figure this out because I'm trying to place. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get
Okay, I'm trying I'm trying to gain on the action. All right, so you put in a message me over the BST service caught up
That phase that's hooked up the Amazon
service or whatever the shit we're in we're in
very nice thank you thank you thank you that's in the cloud we're in the cloud
right now we're in the cloud type stuff type stuff we're in the cloud we're the
the cloud. Where the cloud?
Burbly grass bed. Oh, you're not supposed to talk about his
hooker wife. No, I said if I got a streamer item, I would talk
about his hooker wife less. I have honored that promise. I have
honored that promise. I'm talking about his hooker wife
significantly less.
You guys ready for a green read?
Doodly doodly, boodly doodly doodly, ha.
Is it time?
Something about the day just makes a dupa feel mellow.
It is a great day, isn't it?
It's a great day.
I mean, back on Tarkov, we have things to do.
We're not behind on the vibe.
I mean, I have not been able to get this erection down
since we started.
100%, 100%.
And I've been jerking you out since we started.
I mean, this guy just doesn't boss.
This guy doesn't miss.
He's the dealer, he's the house.
And nobody beats the house off, but me.
That needs to be some mechanical parts.
If we wouldn't have died, B, I would have had a wrist T
and I probably would be invincible
for the rest of the day.
Well, that's true, but wrist T will ruin
your viewer experience for your game.
Fuck him!
I'm gonna be honest, I've lost control a long time ago. They probably bullied me.
Hey, my guy's bullied me. He's gonna be stupid. I'm fired.
Give me the hotster. Yeah.
Chudster ultra officer John officer judge for ultra
Officer the chud man. That's right. I grabbed that key. I'll be later. So what's really been here? So it's already been here
He's got a spot here, goober. Oh
Is that not worry anyone?
Jack really not holding the dick
Well, I feel like we should be in the warehouse.
Or they're to the left, and we're all dead.
Well, there is a door over to the left.
Well, they might be in there, boss.
Should we go kill them, or just ignore them?
Ignore them. Ignore them.
Let's go get these mechanical parts that we need for Sier.
Yeah? Hey, there's blood on the left?
Yeah.
Wait, oh, that's a Coca-Cola can.
We're running through the middle of the map right now, boss.
Let's turn our dominance.
Okay, we'll see three guys like us run through the map
Three big guys they busted my eyes. They eat my ass like apple pie
Do we hear Rashallah again, I don't know I don't know I
Really don't want to eat another grenade boss. Oh, yeah, I'm already full
Oh, I've got to bring it back. Can I yours die die? Okay. Okay, then fine. Okay. All right. I got a thermal scope. Is that cool?
Wait, you found a thermal like an actual
T12W thermoscope
Let me in
You beat it. Beat it
I
Open it you open with a knife
Hold on
Yes, you open with a knife
No, I don't want to shoot because if you were a rat people people are scared
What is Hutz doing?
Inspecting the wall.
He's a professional wall inspector.
I swear this moved.
You gotta believe me.
He moved out.
They were in the crack house.
You hear that?
Somebody went to the building.
I just got my camera.
Can somebody else start hitting?
Oh, I'm so much different. He's a hitman. No, that's what I was with top
But I did it thank you officer
One hit one shot one kill
What I don't go oh
That's nice
I'm sorry all you fifty percent of an hour scum because we won't that long together
I got it.
I shot the lock.
I shot the lock!
Yo, honestly, I just got some sweet stuff.
Now, hold on.
Is this that luck thing that's coming into play?
I got a cast of lines, I got a little farmer,
I got Nusaka, I got AK-74M with the scope on it.
Oh, I got the salua.
Hey, ah!
Oh, dude, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Salua.
Hee hee.
Salua.
Hee hee.
She's a dooh-hooh-hooh-hooh!
She's a dooh-hooh-hooh!
She's a-wooh-hooh-hooh-hooh!
She's a dooh-hooh-hooh-hooh!
She's a bah-haaah!
She's a dooh-hooh-hooh-hooh!
She's a doong-dooh!
Poof!
Oh.
Bam!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
Well...
Look at this sweet sniper now!
I'm gonna kill so many guys this oh my god, I think I'm invincible now. I don't think anybody can kill me
Probably you probably go first. Let's go first boss. Yeah, I'm invincible
Good work team good work
Oh, yeah, I'm coming up. I'm coming up. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go with the the the crack house. All I had is sweet sniper
you see him oh you sure these are the crack house hundred percent yeah there's
people are cracked I wouldn't look over there you might die I'm already looking
I'm already beeping boys I think you might have left oh I'm sure some
Okay, I don't hear nothing. Okay, well you didn't give him ample time to also stop moving
Where's his who again are you sure there's a big black eyes on a present? No, oh then you're a liar
You're a liar in a thief and achieved
That's what you are nothing more nothing more nothing less you liar achieved
You're a cheat and a liar
Because I'm so hungry
I'm eating right now. Yeah, I bet you are
lunch number four
All right, let's get moving boys. We're doing nothing. Okay. All right
All of these boys, all of these, hmmm, that's pre-dinner, pre-dinner that right there.
He's warming up.
Now you get the engine started.
I've got all.
Alright guys, so are we scondaddling?
Because I only have one shotgun for my class.
No, we're going to go loot the mechanical buildings on the other side of the map there.
Let's do it. Let's do it guys.
What are we doing here then guys?
All right, I am officially
Taking over team leadership for this. No, no. I'm the IGL. I'm the bone collector
What is that?
What is the new one fucking thing? We just had a building and look at another building.
Okay, I'm gonna go chase, bun bop, big guy pants, okay?
Oh, yeah, USA. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
You said I hear chud steps.
Chud short old chud steps.
I did have a V for Vendetta.
Chips for Dora.
The lady.
Um, peeking at your, uh, beautiful eyes, okay?
Nice.
Good, man.
Tips for Dora, you're a pussy, it's amazing, man.
That's your dog, that's yourself?
Oh!
Excellent shot, excellent shot.
Do we say these girls or no? Yeah
Shouldn't stop right here. Okay
Now he's backpack real quick music
Hi
Sorry for the delay gentlemen
At what point are you gonna bring back back center? Is that just not an option? No, that's not an option
That's not an option. Okay tips for door. Okay, even though we've gotten 20 backpacks on an option
Not an option. No, not an option at all. This side of these buildings
Whoa, Sam!
Excellent pussy, ma'am.
There's Fredora.
Follow me, different bars, I'll be right back.
How's that spying? Oh, sorry.
Oh guys, that's right here guys. That's right here. That's right here. That's right here. That's right here
I'm inside the building
Clearing out the squadrons. Oh my gosh, P. I'm sorry. Sorry. I thought you were gonna be right there. I'm gonna lie
I wouldn't I wouldn't even take it there. There's hours over here in there. There's hours over here
Let's go whack some pussy
I'm with you, P
3PK?
Yes!
Ooh, got a scab!
Oh, it was on Christmas!
I don't have...
I don't have space to take that armor if you want to take...
You want to take it, guys.
In front of us, just her, Grant.
Oh, shit.
Where are you guys at?
Inside the building. Where are you at?
I'm right here. I'm right here next to you.
Where's Officer?
I'm standing right here.
I'm right here next to the cylinders where the enemy is inside
I want to fight this guy boys
He's hurt in there. Well, I don't know. I would read all right. I'm going this way. Yeah, come come come one pound fish
You can bait me out
I'm positive I'm positive is the player in here somewhere
I'm going upstairs I'm a clear upstairs
should probably clear from bottom as well we always ask where he is where are you
Good work. Thanks. That's what
If someone go back downstairs, I was outside careful
As you show me in here for a while inside yeah, there's that scabs inside
Where are you?
We just want to kill you. Oh shit. We need
I'm gonna run and jump people. Let me die. Okay. I want you to watch it would you die?
I didn't see anything I do what do it over time do over time do over time. I mean, I'm a big
You want to you want to kill me? No, I'm what? No, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious
the other side staircase is open you might want to push him in
Locking in boys lockin in
I won't see anything
Guys I'm gonna turn on my hacksaw I'm gonna turn on my hacksaw and I'm just gonna go
in there
Oh
Thank you, sir. Thank you. That was you on the body. I apologize. I thought Pino was gonna steal from me.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
But that was opposite.
I could use that helmet though. I don't have a helmet. That would be very kind of you.
Uh, what was the last thing you said when I hand you my backpack?
Um, thank you, my lady.
No, no, it wasn't that, boss.
It wasn't that, boss.
Dude, I can use a quick helmet if you don't mind.
I
Me mechanical parts real bad guys real bad, so I'm gonna look around for some mechanical parts cuz that's what we need
Is that tracking do you follow I think I'm falling okay, that's so clear
I always lose I think hot says all the mechanical part nothing in there but is
there someone else that's dad we're all right he has another players mags on
him so he killed another player left he killed a player with a with a with a
Sniper what do y'all take a sniper from him?
No
What is that
Yeah, it's huge. Whoa, I invite you in the looted though. I'm gonna eat some patin
You guys what if I relax and engorge on some
This is like how I got an itch to eat some
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So we're just walking the back
I'm closing the door. No one exists. Good luck boys. Okay. Okay. Anyone who comes up here dies. Don't come up
Don't come up here
Come up here, P. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come up here. I'm gonna come
Officer give me more stuff for the thing
I knew there was somebody else. I heard him. I heard him. You gotta got that kill try to loot up
Oh, what if I tell them to peak your inches bars something tickled your fancy
What somebody when you guys switch your headsets yeah, I dropped my headsets you got that
I
So much anyways
This guy just had no mag in his gun and his three bags were completely empty. I think that might be a glitch
What else is coming he's a mole on that's what I'm saying. There's something out there. There's something out there
Watch out. They're jumping in a base. It's something ain't quite right
I need more like mechanical parts. I think we go that thing next to you. I just call you a slurring computer
You want to be with your god?
Look at blast your body. Oh
What the dingle?
What's up? Oh
No, it's dead. Got him
You're a team. Thank you. Thank you. I should thank you
My kill I'll give you half of the looting
You use it the extract. No, that was down at the end
Where you guys at in the building both of you for sure
No, we're lying sure. Okay. Yeah, I'm outside the building on the grass. Don't kill me. I'm looking for this rule again
Don't kill me. I'm on the back side. I'm on the back side. Don't kill me
I
Got an item for you
Sledgehammer. Oh, yeah, no, thanks. Don't thank you. Bye. See you sir. I'm sure I'm looking for this guy
I'm looking for you. I'm looking for this guy
New client
Is I can't have to kill this guy for his mechanical points
What do you guys think he's here?
Well, then shoot him, boss.
I don't see him anymore, boss.
He threw a grenade at the pass.
That's all I know.
At the pass?
It's a pass.
They're outside next to me.
1-0-1-0-1-1-0-1-0.
I'm looking for this guy.
I don't see him.
Next to me.
I don't see him.
Mexico, see me?
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one,
one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, two, one,
one, two, one, two, one.
He just said we fucked you and Code.
Yeah, I'm leaving as well.
Good luck, man.
Hey, guys, are you going to go to the woods?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Obviously, do you have any mechanical parts?
Because you need to wait in your seat.
No, hold on.
I need to have any one more.
I need, I have, I have.
Lamp?
Is that, wait, is that, is that one of them?
You can actually get your grubby hands off of this, you fat bitch.
I didn't even grab it. Where'd it go?
I mean, none of these are things.
None of these are things?
Is that one of them? Was that something?
I did nothing. I did nothing.
Go kill the guy, Pete.
Gotcha!
Oh, I was going to shoot you guys.
Excellent, Ray. Excellent, Ray.
that was guys that was scary we almost saw someone oh my goodness whoa good
thing we got away that's we are that guy's dog tag went
mystery. It's a mystery. The
world may never know.
I've got a piece of sausage in
my ass.
I don't know who put it there.
I'm still my cock inside of a tweaky.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm telling you guys, we are 100 percent.
The furnace along in Tarkov of any streamer right now,
100 percent, guys.
Guys, type W in the chat if you agree.
That was sub war.
All of us, all of us, all of you, guys.
Thank you guys. Thank you and honestly guys keep the W's up
If the only reason this team is ahead is because of their fearless leader the
Bogulator CP no the bogulator body the buggy later and if you disagree put small penis
That's a lot to type out. That's a lot guys. I'm getting W's after W's
Everybody knows that I am the leader of this group
I'm the leader of this group guys guys remember. I'm just a remember before you laugh at any joke
Remember to ask me if it's okay to laugh at it
I'm serious sir. Okay, because I'm the leader of this group. That's a lot of small penises. Look at the chat now
As an overwhelming amount of small penis. Let's just type it because they like to type small penis
Okay, we all know that's the reason they're all typing it
They just got a sound chance to spam small penis and they took it unmoderated.
That's our people right there.
Respectable.
That's our people.
That's us.
That's our people.
Oh, God.
Can we dare play a hype song to get locked back in?
I can't do anything until I have my food.
I'm so hungry.
What's he doing?
What are you going to eat today, Pete?
Everybody
Whatever she brings me whatever she brings me I needed I needed bad. I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten at all today
It's 4 p.m. But I haven't even eaten yet
I'd rather die
Okay, so you know if somebody else said that
that. Uh-uh. It'd be funny.
But you specifically said that.
It's just that. We just want to
whip out the metal chairs and
inner bends again. I mean, you
tell me about boys. You felt
that energy. That was. Well, I
have bought. Yeah. Look at the
traces of the bear special
spot. You guys are there yet?
No. What's a bear? Come in my
chat and say, you look exactly
like how I imagined you. Look,
Paul called Chudster Ultra so I think that's a copy.
We still need two more staffs of us customs.
What are we talking about?
Two more kills on customs.
You guys, what?
No, but what's a bear special squad?
That doesn't matter.
There's a bunch of army guys sitting
in the forest gripping pencils like someone
I'm trying to steal them.
I have no idea what I've been through.
This is my peso.
I'm really lucky for this one I bought.
Exactly, now you're good to.
All right, guys, let's get serious for a second.
I sort out my building items.
Get into another raid.
Or should we go back to costumes and kill more guys?
Because if this is inefficient.
We might as well.
This is inefficient.
This is very inefficient.
How?
Because we used to be doing quests.
We are.
We're doing quests.
All right, why do you say so then?
What the heck?
Let's get in there, guys.
All right, guys.
So I choose 1743.
Is everybody going to yell at me again?
1738.
I choose the other one just in case.
544.
Also.
Yeah?
How do we get woods unlocked? Isn't it through these quests?
Well yeah, we have to give Ski of the Five Mechanical Pipes.
Oh, so you're the only reason we don't have it unlocked now.
You have that done too?
Yep, I just finished it.
Well me and guys-
After I stole all those items-
Stop, stop, stop a masculine and belittling me.
You talk to me.
You don't raise this. Yeah, hey guys. Hey guys.
What's next huh? What blackface?
Huh? Yes, it does one. Yeah, you guys are pieces of shit both. Yeah
You peanut face yeah, what the hell we have an item in the game that is a peanut face mask
What are you talking about? Yeah, that's peanut face. That's peanut face
That's peanut. They like peanut. They like peanut face
The key does a race
What the hell is going on around here?
He says the inside of your face smells bad.
What the hell?
He's Louise.
Alright, that's it.
I'm not even gonna jerk off tonight.
Man, if I do, I'm gonna be a sad one.
that's so that's so not to mess with me I want to drink more but I know if I drink
when I haven't had food at all today I'm gonna get absolutely hammered at 4 p.m.
I have 10 more hours of streaming to do I'm 10 more hours of streaming to do I can't get drunk at 4pm guys. I will not make it to this team
Okay, you're not even drinking yet. I already drank. I already drank. I have one right here. Look. I'll take a stir
I'm drinking a water boss I've already nine hours into my stream. I don't hear nothing. I've been up since seven
Is you're going all the way to do it with us? Yeah
Guys I see you guys I'm telling you I see fucking
I see Frick it. No, you know what? You know what? Oh my god. She's being serious. I'm serious yet. I'm serious
Frickin darn it. I say I say I say frickin. What I'm serious. I am so serious
No, no, I have no I know not this time not this time. I freaking mean it. I freaking mean it
Yep, yep
Yep, not this time. I say we go and I say we don't stop streaming to yep cap
I'm freaking serious. I'm freaking serious. Yeah. No, no, I'm not gonna do that, but I'll go till the late hours
Yeah, pretty much ain't going to I'm freaking worsey
Jester
Jester ultra
I
Should be going to I see guys I'm telling you I should go to a Kappa
Nightjugging. Oh, bro. You're talking about like a seven-day stream
No, dude, they lowered the they lowered the requirements for capital
We can do it on one street other if you don't think we are going to hit a fucking wall
especially when it comes to like
kill nine players on
interchange with an SR2M or whatever the hell that quest is you're on crack
You're literally on crack right now for real so why can't we do it?
Officer he's defeated me you're up officer. I choose you
That's right!
Hell yeah!
Let's do this, you guys!
That's right!
Hell yeah!
Let's do this, you guys!
Oh, no!
Before you all meet, I asked!
I asked! I asked!
You idiot!
I literally said, I said to reduce 1743
and I said do the other one.
I said 544 and you said yes.
So I said 524.
I never said yes.
There's no fucking way.
I never said yes.
there's no fucking way you put this on me there's actually just no way we are
putting this on me right now are we so dead serious we saw there's here we're
done I didn't know 540 was fucking 2 a.m. oh yeah not so funny when you're on the
other side now huh asshole bring great that's all I also didn't wait for 30
minutes like in your queue. How was your my fall? Well, are you like it as who?
Nice. Chuds are ultra. Chuds are ultra. That's a tiny just cheat. It's awesome.
I can do that too. It's really good timing.
actually game Hacker man I'm in the mainframe literally right now sounds
coming up we do we what are you with so much we do we we see what this guy's got
let me see what this guy's doing
I got a sweet shovel, dude.
Wait a minute.
Dude, check it out.
Check out this shovel.
No, no, no.
Check it out.
Check out this shovel.
No, no, no, no.
The officer of the shovel.
Check out this shovel.
No, no, no, no.
You're a naughty boy.
The officer of the shovel.
You're a naughty.
He wants to see it.
He said, I can't wait to see Pee's shovel.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
I'm gonna blast an MDR as well.
Wait, I got a 5.56 or a 7.62x51?
5.56, 5.56.
Who's gonna steal it?
He's just wearing his good kit.
Let's go steal it real quick.
We've got the crazy one.
We got the unknown key.
Yep.
There, the door's open on the left.
A clue.
What could it mean?
I mean, it's gonna be so dark in there, boys.
Not with my hacksawed.
but I do only have a 4x scope I can't do close range I gotcha
is he here no he's in the other building to our left well let's go kill him
come on gang you can't kill all of us what I hit my head right on the left
Oh, not good. Fuck you pal. We're coming in there to beat your ass.
J you yeah, I said fuck you. I said fuck you
Yeah, we better be ready, buddy. You better be ready shield team sexy is here. I didn't come in the door
team sexy
Hey, suit team 6A!
Ooh, some pate.
Found some pate, Mr. Officer.
Is someone upstairs?
That's him moving, that's him moving.
Oh shit!
I'm dead instantly, he peeked and I just couldn't see him, cause this is darkest.
He doesn't talk.
God damn!
Are you upstairs, are you upstairs?
No!
Oh
Was your officer at all
Dorned
He's saying down a good face like hush. I did I did I really stared at him like I just I looked away for a quarter of a second
Let him cook, let him cook.
He's got this hundred percent.
I've seen Mr. Officer get out of situations way stickier than this.
Way stickier.
I don't have an MP5.
I'm not sure if you can rob me with that that mag is not having a lot of ammo in it.
Terrific.
I have more mags on me.
I don't have time for that.
You know, buddy got time for that.
Nobody got time for that.
Anybody got time for that?
You can see a shadow.
There you go.
And nobody got top of that you see it you see a shadow you can see
This fucker
This player took Hale, Prodigy, and Bushborn as his perks.
The guy who killed me.
What the heck?
He knows?
Yeah, look at the bottom of the guy who killed you.
Hey!
Gentlemen!
Hey!
You can turn on the bird peanut and he will be dying.
Guys, I'll be oiled when they gotta kill that old guy!
Don't play in the darkness anymore.
We need a Bicyclent that we need a Bicyclent that Bicyclent that we need a Bicyclent to
stat.
What is that?
That's a bike.
That's a that's a Mexican bicycle or something specifically.
I don't know.
Um, guys, honestly, I might come full cannon.
I might come like level five armor and contact six is MPX types that we guys think that's
what I'm doing.
I
That's what you do you go you're going max out. I feel like I've warmed up now. Oh, yeah, it's maxing time
It's maxing time max time max time. It's maxing time
It's max that judge sir ultra on the kids
All right, I'll try
Let's ride!
To honor serving you during global war favorites present, up!
Confidere, my boy! You made America proud out there, brother!
You fought for America! You died for America!
We took those fucking commies to their grave!
You're a good man, brother. You're a good man.
Now they're even poorer than they were in their crap country.
that's all I had. How are people getting on the game? Guys, I'm telling you, Extremeers
servers, you have our own servers because they place us at a higher thing than you guys
because they think that we're better than you. They hate you guys. They hate you guys.
They hate you.
If you can't get into the game,
it's because Nikita literally hates you.
He hates you.
He thinks you're scum.
He thinks you are scum.
He hates you and everything that you stand for.
He hates you.
That's right.
Think about whatever ideals you have.
He has the opposite.
He hates them.
He has the, he hates them.
He hates them.
Think about everybody you love.
He says fuck those guys.
He hates them too.
Yep.
100%, 100%.
I'm not a fan of that.
Also, we did wait there five hours before the launch opened, so I think we got there
a little earlier than anyone else.
Hunch was literally waiting five hours before the game opened.
Mark, it's 7 AM today.
Where are we headed?
Well, we had some to go shab.
Yeah, guys, that's why I'm saying this is getting official.
I think I'm like five.
Hey, they said walk right past it,
literal worth putting in the game to find out.
But you said, go kill that guy.
My nostrils from the warm, silky, nut butter excrement
from the vial you sent me, consumption,
cumplet.
True story.
And shall she cumplet?
What is that?
Is that?
What is that?
Don't do what you're talking about.
Guys, I'm coming in huge.
Did you guys see how huge I am?
It's so huge.
My huge are what?
Everybody, I got that level five arc.
Hold on, you are huge.
I'm huge, I'm huge, I'm not dying.
I'm not dying this time, I'm going crazy.
Then I hate him and his wife.
You know, honestly, that is a brave statement to make.
You are the first person to hate the kid actually.
You're the first guy.
You are breaking new ground here.
You are breaking new ground.
It's just new ground you were breaking.
It's just, whew, shop's open, shop open.
That's what I'd say.
That's, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, 100%.
You know what?
You don't know who I bet is keeping all these
brave soldiers out of playing Tarkov.
Who's that?
Nikita's hooked her wife.
I bet he saw, we were talking about her.
And so she slipped into the main frame of Tarkov
and she said, anybody who wants to turn off their system,
break their computer, break them, break them, break them.
And she's got some experience breaking guys,
getting guys break up.
Hey, man, hey, man, professional sword professional,
a professional guy breaker.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Can I agree more?
I reject.
Mm-hmm.
Those are going to get so bad.
Dude, actually guys, how, guys, how funny would it be?
I actually got banned from talking about Nikita's hundred life.
That would be a legend here.
I see I did.
What?
What did?
Fuck me, Hachim is proud of me.
Oh shit, Hachim is proud of me.
Run!
Oh, yeah, we came to this map five times to kill 15 Skies.
Oh, yeah.
I even know someone could be this bad.
I'm Mr. Gopster. Put your blessings in me.
I'm Mr. Gopster. Rub all on me of your blessings.
People are on it, and go get Yeagers now.
Oh, I can't go to Woodskin.
What's up until we get these things?
I gotta get these.
Oh, since your guys' fault.
Yeah, no, it's your guys' fault, because you guys didn't give me your job.
I think that's how it works.
No, that's...
I checked, I read the numbers.
Not a percentage or a fault.
You read the numbers.
Yeah, he tells me, I read the numbers.
I'm gonna argue with the numbers.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, facts don't lie.
And come on.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But you go to Crack House and get this other one.
Yeah!
Wait, actually?
Would you mind?
I heard footsteps. Is there anyone there? Yep. You got it. You just got up. He's laying
down. He's here. He got up in the corner. We just chose not to move. Where is he? Where
Where's he? Where's he?
Oh, you sure you're doing? Yeah, he's laying down and got up as soon as you talk to him.
Hello?
Hey, you're tanky, get in there.
Yeah, don't. Yeah, you said you're gonna get a little crazy.
I
Just scavenger
He fooled us. He took us for food. Crack doors open
always open
Yeah, always open. I don't remember nothing
That's a sweet glass of $20,000
Score rich
rich
My guys we get to the big stronghold that way you can get my stuff
The way you guys stop holding me back and we get to what I mean. Yeah, I'm sorry
Okay, boss, I forgive you. I know you guys are a little slow and stupid and no one likes you
family abandon you and
Your infertile
What?
It's just basic.
It doesn't work for officer. It doesn't work for us.
Basic, basic. Oh yeah, it's officer as kids. I forgot.
Officer, put your kids up for adoption and we're not gonna make this joke.
Okay, we gotta get to the stronghold. We gotta get to the stronghold right now, guys.
Into mine.
There's players at the stronghold.
Can you hear them?
Ooh, let's go get them.
I'm in the ditch. I'm in the ditch.
I'm into the ditch. I'm into the ditch. I'm in the building too.
Alright, let's get up to him.
Little something, little something.
Is that you first floor crack house? Yeah.
Little something, something, little something.
Holy 120 on the B paint.
Oh, RD704! That's a nice find!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, if you guys get into this trouble, quick! I'm going to go, I'm going to go!
Fucking...
Fucking boys, fuck you a lot.
Whoever's in there has that MDR, so careful.
Are you sure someone's in here?
I think I saw that shooting.
Come, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.
Oh, shoot, oh shoot.
I'm at Woodstair case.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
There's a dead thing here, dead thing here.
Yep, he's out the first room. He's out the first room. Maybe I'm safe.
Yeah
It's me shooting
The first five warning shots
Yeah, he did then I shot the box. I shot the box
Just listening brought it out
My only AP rounds I just put on the box
Little bit of packing a little bit of packing
You guys saw it first yeah, all right next to you
I need to go. I need to go to the
Do you see the middle room?
I don't know.
Where is your school again?
Oh, nice. Nice.
I
Hello
The dingle is you guys
Talk to the corner not moving mark up says mark up opposite stairs in a second
I think you just killed that scab and kept walking.
I'm opposite stairs.
I'm pushing up.
I'm in the middle.
I need to talk clear.
Yeah, me here.
Me here.
I'm still not going to go to woods if I don't get these day mechanical parts.
I'm looking at an outpour.
Use something.
Wires?
Double click on it to see if it says mechanical.
Or building materials. I need building materials.
Building materials. Yeah, yeah, that's what you need.
What was that?
Do you keep ice?
Shoot up this box.
Oh yeah, I need one more building materials and then I'm good.
We get that over I paid real money for it so that I could have an advantage over players who didn't pay real money
It's the new matter
It's the new matter body. Haven't you heard?
It was
Times
Did you get you think from the thing?
There was something there.
One of the light.
What about those box? What about this box?
Look at that one.
Oh, okay. I'll look it again, too.
Nothing, guys. There was nothing in that box. How's it...
Nobody told me.
Right.
Hey, this means you need to move on.
We gotta go back to CB10.
1-1-0-0-1-1-1-0.
I need to kill one more scab or is that close to us?
It's not.
I had to kill.
Um, four more scabs.
Oh my gosh.
Yep.
Yeah.
Sorry guys.
Maybe you guys wouldn't tell me to be.
Yeah.
That was fine.
We haven't even been mean to you.
Yeah.
You have.
You've been making fun of me.
You've been saying my shoes are wack.
My hairline is wack.
Eyebrow.
I brought a true back
Telling the truth isn't being me. Amen. What are your real friends to tell you the truth?
What the guy's up?
Sure would my real friends kill my family and burn down my house like you did
Yes, okay. He's making sure my money us a spider in there. Sure. Oh
oh there's something to the right careful all right I thought I did right
hey some two might be under the bridge you see boys I'll see anything under
what's up what's up this is intense this is intense yeah on the left side of the
guys oh no no no let's pass this let's go to the next building get to the
industrial no this there's a dust yourself right here
I know it's not really material it's a household material you use it in your
house, chlorine gas, you can build a bomb with it, you can build a chlorine bomb with it.
Just common household materials.
Here's how to build a bomb.
On the outside of your house.
Got you, got you, got you in the pit, got you, he's in the pit.
He's in the pit.
I'm going to the, uh, I'm going to go to the next warehouse.
Oh
You don't have legs
I got legs. I got legs
Who's that fat guy we're playing with again?
You're like buds
new job
Chester, yeah, Chester. That's what's older to you buddy. That's Chester ultra
Don't you ever don't don't you ever don't you ever
Now guys in order to worship my god, I need three private jets
Three houses in Miami both
both 10,000 square feet.
Amen.
Amen, amen.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I built this private airport on my property for the Lord.
That's right.
Yes, sir.
But every time I take my second jet out,
I thank the Lord, thank you for the people who
gave me money for this.
That's right.
Susan, I know you don't have money
pay for your son's leg surgery but I just got myself a fit Rolls Royce for the
church
Oh shit what did you open the door man I'm going up
she first she first and for a small price of 2999 monthly I wait for you and
your family daily daily $30 for prayer
prayer amen well I should eat one more
building stuff guys keep your people's open for it
I'm still looking to be preserved oh I got it I got it I've been I've been I got
I got seductive, seductive, seductive.
Congratulations.
Oh my gosh.
What?
I have a red flare.
Yeah, Ray!
I have a red flare.
Oh!
Whoa!
Dude, oh my god, that would help us in a situation that we would need a red flare in.
Easily.
We can be caught in loot right now.
Hold on, I don't really want to die.
stuff I need. All right, let's go straight to the extract boss. That way we can go to
woods. Should I buy this game? Yes, yes. Oh my god. Proving your life. That's a great idea.
You can say, great idea, it is lovely this time of year.
It is lovely, hoo wee.
Oh my goodness.
That's a lovely idea, that's a lovely idea.
Oh wait, what is this?
Oh, I got, I got, uh, uh, Tiggs's split.
Oh wait, that's actually good.
Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's busted, that's busted.
Just to make absolutely sure,
Do not need any more men. No, I have like seven on me. I like seven. I'm on me. All right, guys
Scares into building. I'm on set the building. What would you have said? How'd we you?
I'm inside the building as well. Wait, which building?
Is that the same building as officer?
I'm coming in. I'm coming in. I'm coming in. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me.
Oh my gosh, I thought you actually killed me.
You guys are some naughty boys.
You guys have been naughty, haven't you?
You guys have been naughty.
You naughty boys.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Silicrade, Silicrade, Silicrade.
Guys, I said it before, I'll say it again,
and I'll keep saying it.
I'll keep saying it.
We are so far ahead of every other stream
that's playing this game right now, so far ahead.
We are the best grinders ever.
Yeah, we're seeing sure.
Yeah. For sure. Yes. Yeah, they probably just wrote for sure wrong.
But they did. That's what they they really type for sure.
Exactly. I knew I was a genius.
I knew I was a genius. Genius, genius, genius, a genius.
Let me get some food and some out of it.
the food is about it. Oh, oh,
oh. All right, everybody, make
sure to turn in your past.
Oh, god, guys, we're killing
up scams. No. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
What are we doing? Guys, we don't
remember. Nobody remembered.
Well, just to watch you don't need to kill scabs on woods and we're all on that all on that quest. Let's go
Guys nobody
You should get a winch. I don't know why can't we check we check which they got you got you this up in this gear
Wake up you guys didn't did remember either
Okay, I turned in my billy-bissius
I
Was he even five random building materials again duct tape a selling kit plumber's pipe
What is he doing with all that what is he doing?
Now you talk to mechanic now he's rummaging for a visit
Do you mean you do comments? No, never not even one time
Surviving extracts from factory or visit factory three times guys we go factory instead
No, what is real quick so we can get more quests
It's quick factory run. Yeah, who?
Do you have woods? Well, yeah, probably maybe I don't know wait. How do you have that?
I don't even have that. Oh, you just haven't talked to go to go to tour go to tour. It's the main quest
Chewer.
Oh, Mr. Mayberry, Mr. Jockey, Mr. Baggy, Banana, Bubble Fighters, Woodsgood, Badgood,
I'm bad.
Thank you, Bob.
What do you think, Bob?
What?
Mmm.
Oh.
Pestilies level 10?
Yeah.
But Pestilie has no business.
Okay.
Yeah.
I love Pestilies as much as the next thing I.
I don't even know if there's one Pestilie hater.
a hater. But that guy has zero benches. Zero benches. Of course, he's gonna be a high level
than us. It's not like you took every negative. It's not like you took every negative effect
in the game that was possible to take to make it harder on himself or anything. Yeah, guys,
it doesn't mean he's further than us. We're way further than him easily, easily, easily.
easily well I had to kick you guys so get woods you still have to discuss we
have to go get you have to go get the acres and I was gonna watch how do I
have a quest how have you talked to mechanic that's not a mechanic
we have to we have to factory first we do have one if you just accept the
quest. What? Introduction? Yes. Oh, you're a genius. You're a genius. Why do we call
you stupid? And bad, literally, and ugly. You call me stupid. And all the things you
just said, that's all that you call me that. So everyone else calls me that. We literally
can't go to wedges as group members, hugs, misprime, and obviously, you don't have those
What you have to go to group I'm gonna go guys we have to go survive back real quick
How did you get woods?
Because we've done everything you've done and then some he doesn't have what she's just stupid in fact
He's like all the people said wait
No, you have to go to factory. Oh, it does. I got a fucking sense. I
Don't even have factory
What did you talk to mechanic and check?
I don't have that quest.
Okay, are we going to task or a story?
What do you say to do?
I have it.
Visit factory three times.
Story.
It says visit factory three times.
Oh, but it says survive an extract.
So if we survive an extract, we don't have to go three times.
Just say survive an extract from factory four.
I'm starting to think all the people that said you're bad and stupid are right.
Let's go team guys. I'm calling you with a shotgun and nothing else. I got a VPO with someone's name on it. Wait, you're not bringing armor. No armor. No armor.
Why peanut John's Basil? Oh, so I'll do the backup. Wait, that's not a peanut John's Basil. That's a, that's a, we did that too.
I
Was I buy the pack I'm buying a package. Just let you see see boys. Can buy your safe
Your hands don't look like this at lunchtime. You're a CC boy
I just worked 18 hours at them
What fucking factory?
You complain about playing video games. I just got the digging hole
Yes, sir, you're what I do when I get done digging a hole dig another hole
Sir, I do yes, sir. I do because I'm not some
CC bowl
I don't think you understand how much I work more than you guys. I split my damp into four days, so
So, uh, midnight to 6am one day, boom, uh, 6am to noon, that's another day, uh, noon
to 6pm, that's another day, uh, boom, you're just waking up at 6am, I'm already 3 days
ahead of you, I'm 3 days ahead of you, I have more time, I have more time, so that I, I
mean, stack that up over a week, I'm winning, stack that up over a month, I'm kicking your
ass, stack that up over a year, we're not even living the same life!
try you don't know what I'm being three mm-hmm you sure brother you sure
why are you a PYU a little bitch hmm riddle me back how about you whip out
the old MSP. Draw me an
explanation for that one.
Pirate software.
Be careful you're going to get
bad.
That guy's got boats. I don't
have that much boats.
You might be able to get our
friend Fetus man. Yeah, he might
be like Fetus man.
Then he'd go like hey Twins
Can you man peanut?
You say you're mean.
You smoke it man!
I just...
Let's ride!
We'll be clutching the greatest warriors in all of factory.
By the way, good news guys.
My food's gonna be here in five minutes.
I am starving.
Get ready for an energy explosion.
ready to run through these quests like it's Hutch's dad down at the whorehouse
officer give me two numbers two that's all I need
two numbers five I know those give me two more six seven six seven six seven
six seven thank you after thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Thank you very much, Officer. Thank you for helping with that.
You know, we're gonna be in the game or whatever.
Well, looking good today. Keep it up.
My man, Bradley.
My man, Bradley. My man, Bradley.
That guy just posed to go for me late.
Dude, it's ass out of here!
the first time we delayed did you pick night time you know dude there is no
night time on factory if there was no there's not I'm sure there's only one
time on factory wait no I'm stupid okay no but I didn't do it I didn't choose
night time
Ah, he's up to this quest yet. Yeah, I literally got one so far ahead
Boys you're back in town boys you're back in town. Yeah
You guys we should quit streaming and go make a Japanese boy band
Sick
Holy crap, dude, then we could we could become famous and then 17 years from now
Kim Jong-un from North Korea will hire us and while he's not looking
We'll just put the music on like we're singing and put like three mannequins there
And then we'll just get all the North Koreans on North Korea. We'll say come with us guys. Come on. Let's get out
Okay
down, down, down the rabbit hole.
That escalated quickly.
What?
What does it mean?
Is this being not a bad place?
What?
Yes.
Well, what state do you really hold with it?
Well, I'm trying to help him.
I'm trying to help him out.
He's jumping.
Wait, am I?
Get up really deep, really fast.
Well, I thought I got in trouble right there real quick.
Oh, no.
I thought I was going to get in trouble.
I thought I was all kind of mutually agreed, and there was three kinds of strikes.
i don't think anyone's defending north korea if you think you're in the
career of the guys at one don't we have internet so
that's a double
that's a depreciate that one singular steam user that one guy who got steam
he'll defend it
We're gonna get this damn game of what guys? What the dingo's going on?
Hmm. I think we're getting screwed boss. Yeah, we're getting screwed. I see this is horseshit
I'm about to get my food. So this is kind of a good time to sit
Yeah, I think I'm gonna give my first energy drink
You wish you had a world like the supreme leader. I won't lie kim jong-un does have a leader. He does have a
He does have a world
You can't deny that you can't deny kim jong-un got a world that's 100 percent true. That's a hundred percent true
He's got aura, he's got aura.
100%, 100%, 100%.
Fake aura, well no, not even that guys.
Not even that, like obviously he's got aura like
in North Korea, cause like everybody like worships him
like a god, but I'm talking about like even outside aura.
Like he made a law that no one can wear leather jackets
but him.
That's aura.
That's motion. That's motion. That's aura. That's aura. Mm-hmm. That's aura. 100%
No one can wear Jordan sixes in this exact color way. Yeah
Nobody clear jays, but yeah, but me. Sorry
I'm gonna have to swipe them. I'm gonna have to swipe them
And those packets on four hand them
Yeah, I'm getting actually a decent number of L's in the chat guys guys guys. Hey guys. Hey
actual
Nikita's hooker wife she might
I mean his streamer item peanut better watch that mouth or Nikita's hooker wife will delete the whole stack
Yeah, even the frog is on my side.
Oh, so I was getting a couple of owls.
I was getting a couple owls.
How?
I have no idea.
Guys, we're obviously joking.
We're obviously joking.
Are you, is it, yes, I'm Donny.
Whoever just put out on the chat,
their best joke is a knock, knock joke.
They go knock, knock, they go to the party,
they go knock, knock.
They go knock, knock.
Who's there?
Actually, knock, knock, and ow.
Over stimulating and you've offended me.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
I am going to offend you, I am going to offend you.
Oh, shit, we're in.
What's it, what's it?
Triggerhugs like that.
Honestly, we guys, guys, before we leave,
should we blast someone?
What?
Before we leave, should we blast someone?
I mean, we have guns.
You do, yeah, but like, our main mission is to leave.
We not do that.
And we're at the extract.
We were literally spawned inside the extract.
I'm peepin', I'm peepin', I'm peepin', I'm peepin'.
Ohoh.
Where are you at, officer?
Please, I'm at Pena.
ATG is right here.
It might be a medical or it might be Davillo.
Switch here! Switch here to the medical offices!
Real quick, ign!
You open the door?
Hey!
Fuck you!
I come over to you guys?
You come over, come over.
You jump, you jump.
You want to be funny?
Do you hear me?
He came out.
Oh, guys!
What?
We're dead.
We're dead?
Oh, thank god, how came to save me today?
I didn't know they could just, oh, thank god.
I hope you get your shit splattered.
Why don't we get together?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes! Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's a bullet adjustment.
Bullet adjustment.
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
This ram is shit to kill a!
Put it in him!
Help me! Help me!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
I think I died. Yeah, me and you two good that time.
What? Seven hit count on that guy with Magnum Buck?
Magnum Buck be not any good guy. Oh no. I'd like to know how that guy
He says see me
I mean he couldn't stop he could forever loading right now. He couldn't stop me
It was fire it was fire the old forever load our shallow is cool gun key. I just wait bunker
I just wait for such as I get out. I don't think I'm getting back in yeah
Well, we're on these special streamer servers. Yeah, yeah, you lose your priority access. Yeah, you lose your priority streamer access
Yeah, yeah
Because you're a streamer be the worst boss. Oh my god, imagine playing with all the bills
guys I'm still loading out.
That really will never get out again.
Yeah, we got that really boys.
Me and all my homies hate that really am I right boys?
You don't always hate that railing.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
All right boys, I should we go back in there but this time we get serious.
No, I'm bringing in a pistol.
I'm doing the same thing.
I lock in.
Well, I'm serious about it.
So am I.
Are you ready for the next raid?
I've been ready, buddy.
I've been ready you know I just are you done loading no it's still circling do I just hold that for and hope
uh no I'd say I wait a second we can't risk getting out of the game
give it like 60 more seconds if it hasn't done in 60 more seconds go ahead and do a quick wee shot mouse
oh my gosh what happens if I can't get back in well let me ask my boys hey guys are we having an
easy time getting into the game or is it still kind of screwy?
Oh, they're not having, I believe when it's summer time, the time is the case or not.
Oh, 50-50.
50-50.
It looks like, guys.
I just got myself some chick-fil-a.
Ooh.
I just got myself a little...
Lord's chicken Lord's chicken Lord's chicken
We are well, I guess go ahead and just start we start out. Yeah, I guess so boys pray
I'm so hungry right now
They said don't they said definitely don't do that. I just have all that for it
Honestly, you'd actually get really adamant by the way.
Yeah, I was good.
Uh-oh. What? What?
Not letting me back in.
Obviously, they can go without the odds of using it.
Yeah.
I
Fucked everybody I'm back in boys
I can't believe it. I can't believe it tell your friends we have priority because we're streamers. Oh my god
No, let me start over what no, no, you don't sleep with what you want
I'm putting on a pistol, putting on shitty headphones, putting on this really cool Santa
hat I got from this absolute loser.
really ugly. Really ugly most.
All right, I'm ready.
Well, how about it, boy?
Job fun in to answer.
Thank you. Thank you. Maybe this
time we just we just extract
people. Okay. All right.
Think about this. Think about
this. If we live it. No,
seriously, what's that? If we
clap peanuts, a bussy.
I'll be sorry. I don't know
that's the question. No, but
If we live, we can beat the glass.
But if we die, then it doesn't matter what happens if we die again and we win, we can
beat the glass.
And I'm all, what?
Say it again, but for the people who didn't understand you, not me.
So, if we live, we win.
That's complete, right?
So you're saying it's a free roll.
So what'd you get from Chick-fil-A?
Chicken nuggets.
And?
And fries and a hamburger and a drink.
Hamburger.
They don't serve hamburgers, so you're lying peanut.
Chicken burger, whatever.
Chicken sandwich.
What the heck?
Chicken sandwich.
Chicken sandwich
You're an American peanut
Chicken big and chicken bag and I've got a chicken bag and oh
My gosh, I didn't feel give me but a moment
chicken bag yeah how you already heard I didn't heal from my strength is my game
crash oh fantastic I'm saying your boss watch this buddy watch this stand back
I'll lose you again
sit back, sit back, sit back, sit back
you want to die real pt just die army army officer army army go go go go go go
right here right here fuck you are much of the options I hear painting I
hear painting he's in here don't move that's not one of you you know no still
Are you alive?
Yes, I'm alive, I ran.
Oh, my God!
Oh, I thought that was one of you and I didn't shoot.
Get all the goodies, get all the goodies.
Give me your stuff, give me your stuff.
Give me your stuff.
Wait, what? I already have one.
Me coming in? Me coming in?
I want to move, I want to move, I want to move.
Kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone.
YEEEAH!
Over here, over here, over here, over here, over here!
Over here!
No one's gonna hit him, but we can get out!
We are the champions of the world!
Yeah, you sure you're trying to get out?
Yeah, he was over by the extract.
I see him, I see him, I see him!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
Oh, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one!
I won't get your ass back in you commie bastard get your ass back in you fucking commie
You killed him at the extract
Wait, where is he? Oh
I'm leaving
Is he too easy?
Where is he?
Right here. Oh, I killed two. I could do I could do I could two pms ease
Oh, is this you coming in?
Let's get out here boss. Oh
I'm gonna die
Oh fuck you!
That was a very close die.
That would have been terrible!
Damn it!
I got two guys.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to the stand. I got two guys.
You got two whole guys? By yourself?
once. Wow. Wow. I'll tell you, I took both of them out. Licky spread. Oh wait, we still
have to go back to factory. Why? Oh no, we have to hand, no we have to hand two guns
to mechanic. How does that make any sense? Blit. But hand over any weapon to mechanic.
Well, it's just give us a pistol just gives you pistols. Yeah, I'm done
He's speaking German to me
He can't give him the pistols has to be found and raged out
Okay, I'm good. I'm gonna go to I got it was getting like a little pistol. I found it off a guy. Uh-huh. Thank goodness. Oh
Oh, that's lucky, that's good.
What are you shit?
Alright, so what do we have to do next?
Now...
Locate the fallen plane on wood, so do we have it unlocked?
We should now, yeah.
Hope we have to talk to Skiyer now.
Talk to Skiyer.
Wait, my whole tour is done.
But...
I didn't give you the next one.
Wait, is the next one falling side?
Wait, is tour... what does tour say for you guys?
Talk to Skiyer.
oh okay all right I can talk to skier we have to eliminate any target on woods
and survive an extract on woods three times oh okay we can do that we're
pretty smart guys smart fellas aren't smelly we're just survive survive on
woods or I think you bring your Ray bands in your smog a schmow can we
actually cue it now? I need to kick you guys first. We should be able to. I'll check, I'll
check. Yeah, it doesn't work. It says Hutshoe's Prime isn't available. Wait, wait, wait. Uchimus?
What officer is? Officer is no longer in the discord and he's no longer on our team. Wait,
what? When the fuck did that happen? I have no idea. He said he was having internet issues earlier
today. Sucking traffic again. No. No, I don't know. These are places is stream is down.
This was gone. I'm gonna have to kill myself. Oh, what the hell? What? Let me check my phone.
Let me check my phone. Jung science sent. Can you tell our friend court happy birthday
and thank you. Happy birthday.
It's a magical activities.
I don't know if that's true. I
don't know if that's the case.
Hold on. Oh, hold on.
Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Thank you, Mr. John Rambo.
Oh, you can see officer in
call him or something I've got to eat this burgers I mean I call him he had to
leave he left had to go officer said he had to go so he didn't crash
I'm getting worried. You have to go. Oh man. Yeah, someone just said telling the truth.
He actually had to leave. Damn. What? No, how? He said it's goodbyes and thank the
stream. So yeah, he had to be at the dip. Oh, well, yeah, I'll text him. I'll text me
I'll just be a second, I'll just be a second, I'll just be a second, I'll just be a second.
I'm gonna finish off this burger and these nuggets.
It's a sandwich, it's a sandwich.
Gonna army the 59th for sure now, you think you suffered.
You take that shit back, you take that shit back.
I
We got a little woods. I can't get
So am I the problem about the woods no no no no no no one's problem. We will have it
Okay, you can still see it
All right, I'm ready, so we need the
Small the Ray Vans and three markers. Oh, wait, oh wait two markers
Three markers. Oh, yeah, I got those I got those Oh
Chat saying Crawford had quests for me. Oh, it's so I do it all this way
Eat the sick fillet. Yeah, I got some question fabrics. Well exit location survive on shoreline
It was just a it's just daily for me. Yeah, I would do it for me as well
Oh, all righty, and just a double check. Let me make sure we don't have any other tasks
Onwards, we have Yeager's note, so we gotta go to the plane, we gotta stash the shit,
we gotta mark the barrels, and we gotta obtain the 0052 Sawmill cabin, whatever the hell,
so we gotta go to that car, right?
No, we gotta go into the safe bunker thing.
The hut.
Oh no, boys.
Why are you bringing a pistol with no helmet or headphones or backpack?
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
I'm a resourceful peanut.
Fuck, fuck.
It's really up to me on this one, got it.
Got it, boss.
I'm a resourceful boss, I can get this done, I can get done.
Mm-hmm, for sure, boss.
You always do.
Hmm
Thanks officer see what he's gonna be back and it's gonna be too long you can let it oh
Yeah, for sure
Especially since he's allergic to water
do we know if that's like an actual fact or did someone just say that
oh you said that that's what I'm saying like did someone just say that in my chat is that
an actual fact I have no idea I literally have this information from you that's where
my buck tops god I hope I all right all right I'm done I gotta go watch up I'm
gonna eat I'm not eating I'm not gonna watch I'll be back okay all right boys
we're loaded we're loaded I'll be right back to me you mean two quick seconds
you be doing give me two quick second be right back
I'm a sexy Mr. Officer, what's that?
Oh, and we're back, and we're back!
I've got the guns, I'm a sexy Mr. Officer.
Oh, what do you say?
Well, I didn't see you texting me.
I have no idea.
You know what?
Wait, I'm gonna grab a silly juice bottle and wait and crap.
I'll be right back again.
Do you want to see?
Oh, okay.
Silly juice.
Also, I'm very happy to report that it is true.
limit actually is to learn chicken to water.
I have a turn, I have a turn.
I said it before you left.
Can you hear me?
What you say?
It is confirmed he is allergic to water.
I just watched the clip.
Fantastic.
I so found one thing that I'm allergic to yet. Have you?
No, I have no idea what I'm allergic to. I don't know either. I feel like that's kind of a good side
It's a great sign
That makes so happy. I don't know why
Okay, I'm getting we're I'm getting a lot of overreactions guys, but we're talking about the game
We're talking about the baby. Oh game
FYI, I'm seeing a couple reactions, like what?
But in all caps with many A's, just kind of give me a clue that it might,
some people might not know it's about to be okay.
Dozy, dozy.
Yeah, I'm telling you, these raids are taking forever.
Are these these loading times taking forever?
It's because we're, I think on Woods and I make people are.
This one for sure.
Wait lemon is waiting to go in the rain. I'll let me run one more. So we we we're we we're in we get back out
Yeah
Mmm, so would you start deck? Yes. Yeah, it's not you drink on Monday afternoon. No, bro. If I drink now, I'm not making it
It's like I spread it out nice even I said even out
I
And ride is your a mr. Odds. Where did you go? Oh?
Here you are good sir. I work where we do. Okay. I mean watch where we're doing in
Just follow me P. I'll take us to the bunker real quick, but maybe there's goodies inside
I
Bungus
I'm just like internally dying knowing that lemons allergic to water. Oh
That's gotta whenever he whenever he was like and I swear if I'm allergic to water and he sips it and it just goes allergic
Yeah, I'll have it
11 I'm doing one of some stuff. I bet you between you me an officer one of us has a screwy one hundred percent. Yeah
Give me something dastardly
something
dastardly oh
You said cottage second-save key is that something good?
No
Okay, just the key inside of the cottage something like insane
Okay
Oh wait, there's someone else. Oh, I'm finished you
Exposed very nice very nice
I think that is all I require I just want to look for the big keys
I already have any room to looty dig like forism
Yeah, what happens when you don't bring in anything at all?
Well, I'm just, I'm just being cautious, I'm just being cautious, I don't want to lose anything.
We should have marked the three, but oh!
God damn it.
Don't worry hatch, you're safe.
Let's get out of here.
Level 200 player.
What's the other player?
$10,000!
Score!
Well, at least now you actually have a gun.
Oh, well, I exatize.
Okay, all right.
Back to square one.
Um, do we...
Well, wait, Joey, we have the three barrels.
We got to plant the smurga.
What was it there, Deegan?
The file.
Which one's closest to us?
And the file.
So this one I'm thinking. Are you ready, boss?
Yeah.
first marker just the first one then we are going to grab the file then we are going to
go down to the smurga then we are going to go grab the letter mark the second one then
we are going to go all the way back and we will leave outside of outskirts.
That's why they pee the big butt spice you're always thinking about your feet.
Don't worry I got you Pete.
You're always thinking of your few boys.
Don't use that brain power, I'll take care of you.
Yeah, you do all the thinking, boss.
I'll just be Shustin.
You gotta be my...
Be Shustin and be sexy.
That's all you gotta do.
Oh, I've got that covered.
I've got that covered.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, Mr. Hodge.
They take one look at me, they'll drop bad.
Jaw a gape.
Woo, let's say look at that peanut.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Talk as long as an elephant is strong.
My steps larger than the Titanic.
John chiseled from a Greek God himself.
Mm-hmm.
A Greek peanut God.
Naturally.
And my legs are broken.
Oh, fantastic.
I tanked it.
I bet you if you had that bad perky, would ya?
Nope, we made a good decision.
Something in the trees in front of us. I think careful boy. You see I thought I saw something good just been wood
There's a lot of water out here boss
God I'm the guy do you get the guy? I don't know I finished a task though
Beepers are you dead? I'm dead. I'm dead
to me.
What the hell?
Oh.
There you go.
You got the charger.
How is he not dead?
What?
I thought I saw his body drop.
What?
These are from Dottbite!
Ooooooh.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
If it's any consolation, you got that one stab, boss.
You were put in work.
I legitimately can't believe it, Indot.
You were put in work.
Damn.
All right, let's get Mr. Juiceman. He can lead us to Salvation
Yeah, that's what we're missing. That's what we're need. That's what we need. That's what we need
That's what we're missing
All right, we just choose been it's just been in a raid right now guys or is he out of a raid?
How's the speed run going?
We're literally the farthest along out of any steward buddy
We're gonna make so much fun. I'm proud of you, sir. You smell we're gonna make so much fun. This is just been so much
Oh
Air F's Dalfa sent mr. President it is my wife and my anniversary today. We love the stream at the anniversary
I love Tyler for his wife. No, not soon today. Oh
The frog said
Open his room store full of bad like
Magical activities
What happened to Officer?
He got stuck in traffic again.
Oh, wait, let's switch with my streamer waiting room, yeah?
10-4, rubber ducky.
10-4, 10-4.
Mr. Lemmon, how are you on this fine day, good sir?
I am doing incredible, gentlemen.
Hey, how's those allergies going?
Oh, God, dude.
I got literally the worst allergy you can get.
I'm allergic to water.
Like how are you allergic to like is that even a real allergy that in real life?
It is yeah, this like I preachers 10 people globally that are allergic to water
Yeah, I'm one of them Nikita literally sent me an email. He just said sucks to suck
That's the bastard
But that's not to suck though.
Mike is always making jokes about his hooker wife.
That's why what's going on.
I have one or two of those.
I have two of those.
By the way, I just realized we might not
be able to even go to lunch, because lemon,
I don't want to say this in front of them.
It's kind of stupid.
Oh.
Not far yet.
Come on.
I, let's see.
Let's see.
Wait, wait, wait.
I might.
Hold on.
What can you do, Lemon?
What can you do?
I could do interchange.
I can do, wait, wait.
I just turned some stuff in okay, I can do I'm up to customs
Ground zero streets interchange customs
Incredible
No, I will go to factory will unlock it. I mean how quick I thought you just said you can't go to factory
I can't go to factory, but you guys are gonna help me open back. What do you need?
What was the question that we got to go to factory was it?
It was the customs quest the industrial stuff. Oh
Do you have five industrial items this 11 building items? I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking is that after after operation Aquarius?
It's part of this main story quest
So go to task. Yes handle. Oh, yes. Yeah, I got I got a ball five hand over any no
I've got to hand them in hand up, but I'm on that task, but you have five
He we do have to go back to customs as well go and talk to the mechanic and see or skier and see if you can hand them in
Tell you how many of the five you have on the tour task page
Well, it says you're out of five, but I feel like I actually have one
I'm being serious. I says you're out of five, but let's listen listen what if I click over on one of these it feels like
like, okay, maybe, maybe I have to go.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Let's go to customs.
Let's get him his five things.
While we, I start to kill four stars of customs.
And then passion for.
And we also need to grab that.
We also need to grab that.
What's it called near big red?
Yeah, we can do that.
That's easy.
We got that 100%.
It would, and listen, you guys got room 206.
I only know if you know we don't have you don't
Buy that from therapist. Yeah for seven medical supplies. Well, wait hold on. Oh my gosh
Okay, let me see we
To oh sit wait. Oh, yeah, no, I don't got that. I don't got that that's not my god
You already took mine with the four men items. She really took our men items. So, you know how many left?
She's a scammer. She's a scammer.
Oh, sounds like a scammer.
You violated the law.
What's the court breach thing?
I don't know. OK, as it is, I still think I definitely have some of these.
I'm going to visit this guy. Who does the guy visit here?
But I'm telling you, you don't have any.
Oh, I would say you had job.
No, I 100 percent I have some.
I'm certain you do not have any.
Listen, I have five.
I have five.
One, two, three, four, five.
I just turn it in and it shows you're on a five.
You see it?
You actually have five.
Yeah, I actually might have.
Hold on.
I might be.
Now we have to go.
Now we now we have to go to factory and survive one ray.
Or actually turn in five for real.
I actually for real turned in five.
Swear to God.
swear to God swear to God
They should now you go to factory. I still can't go to factory though. No, I cannot go to factory. Why not your next quest?
It's a tour take to a tour check who are two or two or two or okay? I
Have to survive. I have to survive custom. Oh, I have yet to survive because what's your name in the game?
juice man lepros
I'm going to be careful of the
lepros.
Yes, you do.
Wait, wait, wait.
Like the skin disease.
What?
Leprosy.
I'm adding you as your friend.
Same friend.
Oh, level seven.
Very respectable.
Wow.
I got a few kills.
One or two.
Now let me know you when you accept that for which I'm the bungulator. Oh, I got you friend accepted accepted
I now I'm now inviting you. Oh, okay. Yeah, right now
Dude of the allergy suck
You lose like you get tunnel vision you get dizzy and you start losing health
Oh my gosh, Peter bring gear in. What are you doing? I've got gear
That's all a group of needs
That's all the group of needs
Mmm. I'll show you I'll take down a whole army
You can bring your fancy tech in your armor and your helmet and your heels and your water
in your food and your headset and your armor plates and your sidearm and your secondary weapon
when it comes down to who is who i will prevail i will i'm allergic to surviving i think that's
what i'm allergic to with tea so you're allergic to anything that isn't packed full of grease you
fat whale fuck you fuck you i mean grease is good though grease is delicious that's why mr crab
So let that one episode when he did that
That was that was an episode
Listen if we guys if we pass the dorms we should just take a little peek in on room 206
Just you know, maybe somebody opened it for us. I mean we have that close to I mean, that's who we could we could try
I mean if we're passing it we're passing it, but
We can take a little pee. We can take a little pee.
What are you guys doing on wood?
Are you guys just, are we, are we tasking?
Oh yeah, it's crime time at 8-11.
It's no more time for goofing around.
Now let's go!
You got it, boys.
Get in.
Where'd you guys go?
We're on my crosswalk.
Oh, wait.
Actually, we need to turn around.
We need to go grab this item real quick.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, we got to grab the item at that car.
100%.
You're digging, Mr. Hodge.
Digging.
You're smarty pants.
You're a smart fella.
Arch-Mela
Follow me boys. Follow me gang
Remember P you are running in a spawn right now careful balls. I'll take them all down
It is the man that makes the gun mr. Hodge not the gun that makes man
Got it. I'll write that down. Mm-hmm. I did see is that peanut down there?
I'm inside of like the like them. Oh
I don't know what this is
any country that is in the United States.
Describe what you're wearing.
Basic living.
A lot of detail.
I see lots of colorful little houses.
I should be somewhere in here.
Somewhere.
Hold on.
I'm getting real close.
I'm getting real close over here.
Wherever I'm looking.
Founded?
Oh, yeah.
I see it, I see it, yep, there it is.
Got it!
Good work, team.
We're getting pretty good, thanks.
Storage complex, oh, I'm in the storage complex.
Oh, that's the official name.
That's the official name, that's the official name.
Puch, let Peanut go first, kind of as a beat boy.
Yes.
A beat nut.
I will dominate anyone who crosses our path.
Yeah, I mean, I won't get much action back there guys.
They'll already be dead by the time you catch up with me.
What are we doing here again?
Yeah, nothing hasn't happened yet.
What are we doing here again?
What's the plan?
I just need to extract.
What are you doing?
I need to kill scabs.
Oh, you know what?
I think I gotta kill one more scab too.
And we gotta go to 206.
We go to 206 even if there's someone
that's already unlocked it.
Yeah, I mean, you need to cut left and head to dorms.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mark my words.
The 206 is going to be open.
I just got a feeling.
Well, you got that feeling in your bones, John.
I mean, you had a feeling you were going to be allergic to water
and you were right.
So to be honest, I don't think you could be wrong.
I know the fact, but I watched the clip and you said,
imagine if I'm allergic to water and you were.
Yeah, he might be all actually like saying stuff like that.
Disabled people sometimes have like their other senses heighten
My senses are really heighten. Does that mean I'm disabled?
Potentially
Is there a test I can take?
I think it's pretty clear without any judge. I think
Very cute.
What they say, those who are special in some ways, buffs if you may, it debuffs in others.
Me, my buff,
fashionably good looking, the beaten figure, and tall.
Yeah, I'm losing that.
I can't do math.
We'll read.
Oh, that was it!
That's a damn good deal!
You say that to your boys?
That's a damn good deal!
Incredible.
Incredible, Miss Aix.
My buff, massive cock.
B-Buff, very tiny balls.
Like marbles or like jelly beans?
Yeah, it looks like somebody did a balloon animal of a wiener dog, but it doesn't have
any frontal feet.
The back feet are significantly smaller than the jet bait.
Oh, wow.
That'll happen.
That'll happen if you aren't careful.
I wonder if there's an armor plate doosy.
Oh, look.
Oh, they're in there.
There in there ready people with guns inside. They'll be careful guys
Never send their sounds really big balls really big
They're in there
Your two-story that's three story
To just run by it is real killers guy
You make the call P. I say we go give them what I think it might be
Give them the business this guy got nothing on us. So let's give me a one-two
Shit
This
Behind you guys
What's close one far
No one knows what it's like.
Where are you at, P?
Where are you at?
I'm in the bathroom's a third, and let me sit next to you.
The left and right-
There's a leash too, there's a leash too.
There's a leash too.
One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight.
One lit up.
Fuck you!
Lit up bad.
You die here right now!
This is your final.
You cross, you cross, you cross, you cross.
He's crossed, he's crossed, he's on the other door now.
You crossed back again?
He's seen my flag, is he giving up?
I lit one of them up bad.
Oh my god!
You okay?
Oh my god, I got him, I got him, one more, one more, one more.
Where's the other one at?
He's somewhere in excess there's us I hear my hair. Are you okay? I'm alive. I'm alive
Yeah, how's he still talking then we just came in the back. So much came in the back. He's in the face of the force
That was me
What what what do you mean that was me I was back to
I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. He's inside this room right here. I'm in that room, right?
Word, word, word, word, word. No, this guy below us.
How the hell was that? I'm loving this guy.
What? That's not even making any sense.
You peak
He's dead
There's still one more
How would he be back there?
I'm managing a bandage. I mean after this read you have to explain me how the fuck you were back there
I'm gonna explain what a hit of a shot it was
You shot me right in the head, and I just did a single light tasteful tap right in your bill
Thank you, thank you
This would tap indeed
You can see him run past you know I saw run past me
It's done
I don't know how I was another guy around
over at PBB Hill running toward, where you hiding?
running toward the door
can you see him missing? hold that please
hold the stairs
I shut the outdoor stairs
okay
it was hard to do on a ding shot
he got shot there one more time
you did light him up
fuck yeah we did
Yeah, we did.
Honestly guys, I'm proud of our work here today.
We're gonna loot at this guy, the monkey lead voice.
Lemon, Lemon, explain to me how the absolute dick,
you were over at PVB Hill running to...
No, I was outside pouring.
Kill the guy on the scale.
Did you see him?
No, I was just doing a little tasteful.
Oh, no, it's not.
You were just shooting for no reason?
No, just in case. It keeps them at a distance.
Listen guys, this is what you gotta do to survive.
Wait, it's not letting me unload my fucking mags.
I'm still a half-blowned item.
I'm still so confused.
How the hell was he out there?
Alright, Livid, we gotta go clear this shit. Are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay, was that a clip of this ammo?
No.
One's on staircase.
Watch the clip.
What are you hiding, sir?
One clip.
Is there a clip?
One clip.
Is there a clip?
I even put down one of our teammates who took a shot at you.
Very easy.
Let me see what's going on here.
Let me see what's going on around here.
Let me see what's cracking, lacking.
Let me see what's going on. Let's see how he ended up from all the way up here
Do all the way over there? Let's see what's going on here
Where's the other one at
What the hell is he doing out there?
What is he doing out there?
Why did he just randomly went to the forest?
Fuck!
Would you possibly be back there?
Fuck!
He's dead.
What?
What do you mean?
I had to look into his eyes to understand.
So he's hiding, I'm covering, reloading, he's back, now he's gonna run into the force at random, may I add?
He's in the back, he's in the front.
Oh no! That was me!
I am then gonna proceed to say someone came in the back where he knows exactly where I am.
So that would be where he is!
Hey, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fuck this guy.
Fuck you, Lemon. Fuck you. I just watched that clip.
I just watched that clip you scum bag.
Hell of a shot. You shot first.
No, it was a hell of a shot. It was a hell of a shot.
I'll give you that. It was a fantastic shot.
Fantastic shot.
I do agree. I could have been a little better on the cars.
I killed one, Lemon.
Okay.
You see the second without yeah, yeah, I'll buy the trees very good. I was a very good. I'm on second. I'm on second running
I'm on second. I'm on second. I'm second
They ran they ran I killed one the other one ran if someone promised you a 5090
So
Yeah, yeah, I'm on second floor, the other one ran the other one took off ran for the hills
Hold on. There's some loot right here. Do you see this loot or like it?
Oh, you know what this is with me. Come with me. Honestly, let's just get out of here. We'll be able to extract
The other one ran up into those trees careful. I killed a guy right here. I'm gonna loot him real quick
watch my back watch my back or Frank T oh my god she's loaded at least you don't
be as game-tested hearing is on pointy and turn on him thank you oh yeah thank
you thank you thank you here I have to see a Khalifa thank you that's right I
I'm ducking and diving, ducking and diving.
Look at my head on a sliver.
No juice, no juice, but he does have water.
Oh, it's all you.
It literally killed me.
He has a one year cool down because he shares the same
channel as gimmick.
What's the question?
This is tough.
Big sense.
He's a mess of a city.
Oh my gosh.
Now I can survive this raid. I'm a massive lemon kill him
Love it. Don't kill me lemon lemon lemon. I go my spirit must be avenged my spirit
It's gonna be a purgatory forever lemon why do you want me to go?
It's going to be a brook of 20 forever.
My shoulder will be destroyed.
No, no, no, no.
I'll give you a 10.
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Lock it.
Also, for some reason, there is fire spitting out of your gun in front of me limit.
I see fire.
I was having a hot years earlier, too.
There's definitely a player in front of us.
I shot at him multiple times.
Dude, that guy was scared.
He's out of here.
He's gonna set up an ambush.
Also, Limit, I really do think you should be the one in front of me.
What?
I gotta ask so you can get to Wood.
I don't wanna be the front boss.
I don't wanna be the front.
Look how they trouble without their punching bag, assholes.
I was in the apartment.
I was killing me for no reason.
I chased him down.
I gunned him down.
Just because I may have looked down at Log.
And then Peanuts says there's a guy in the woods and starts blasting me.
Oh yeah, by the way, so you know what room I'm in and I go, so much coming into the back,
so much coming into the back.
You're in the back.
Hey, you did the mission, hey, that might be me.
I will say as the boats were coming out, I did think this might be Peanuts.
I kind of thought this is Peanuts, but it was too late.
It was too late.
Too late the bullets were already traveling. They were already on there
Peanut actually brought a real gun. He probably would have killed you
He did luckily for you guys you knew the head or no
I don't think so
That's well, that's because I didn't want to
Also, they definitely change the weight system. I have
have three usex on me, including the two in my bag and the one I'm wearing and I'm still
not overweight.
Yeah, that's nice.
That's nice.
This killing peanut added my task.
Like did I, I had to kill five things.
No, it doesn't add your dash.
Also, I didn't get to my staffs.
Oh my gosh.
The hell is wrong with this team?
shoot the hell is wrong with this team
111 could you possibly be
that was an incredible shot
hit another one
perfect shooting incredible shooting
I'm glad you're able to see my shooting expertise on this
it's incredible
Some of the best shooting I've ever seen in my life.
Impeccable. Impeccable.
They can kill some now and you can get the progress.
Must be alive now.
I know.
How lucky am I that I get not only lemon on my team,
but also peanut.
I mean.
They're calling you the luckiest man alive.
How did you get that lucky purple?
First on it six seal
Sexy seal team sexy
You let me tell you something you have the best team
Out of all the streamers on talk off right now all that's why we're the furthest ahead of all the streamers on talk off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We're the best. We're the best
Landmark is watching you guys play he was saying okay
I need a few tips and tricks on how to be a little bit better
Yeah, landmark is always asking me for tips and tricks on how to be better and then it goes out
And he posts a YouTube video saying look what I found out when in reality
Okay, so we took that thing where it's like the increased bleeding right?
I don't think we actually ended up doing that to me
Okay, I am randomly getting bleed after bleed after bleed after bleed. I'm in hell. Did we do dr.
genokies I
I don't remember if we did dr. Jekyll, but it's feeling like I did
Check right now. Go your skills and go down the skills steps. We're already done a lot of them. Oh
What did you guys choose what was the I kind of with the meta build
Is no one gonna
Is no one gonna mention that
What what no one no one's gonna mention what just happened there?
What just happened?
Y'all not hear the guy right above you in Xenie101
play a sound clip of me saying,
make peace with your god, motherfucker!
No, I didn't hear that, actually.
As he charged at you, no one heard that.
I didn't hear that.
You're making big shots.
Are you high?
I swear to god, I swear to god!
You're lying.
Honestly, you might not have heard it
because you were out pretty quick,
but Levin, I heard it through your screen.
I was too busy going to the next screen to see how well I did.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
I'm getting confirmation, yes, that noise.
You heard that, you heard that, right?
That's not a lie.
Dude, that was the thing.
He was just in the bushes.
We just ran past him.
I know that poor guy probably was like,
I don't want to kill them, blah, blah, blah,
and I subbote his shit as he was running.
was running. RIP is friend. RIP. RIP. So now where we going? We going back to back to
Woods? We've got a factory, don't we? Gotta go to factory. I still haven't killed my
customer. Thanks. If you were alive, it would be over. You limit kill me. Listen, I'm just
say all right you don't you don't shoot me guys listen listen we are going in
here on one condition I get a touch up gun and any cowboy adds I claim okay
okay if you were another quest farther than peanut yet again
ride you got to be smoking crack out of your butthole to a glass pie if you
You think I'm close to this game down and risking not being able to get back in.
You have actually got to be, smoking fan, out you rank them.
Hey, don't knock until you try it though.
That's true, that's true.
You never know, you never know for sure.
Also, I didn't get the case out that we got in the corner of the map bunch,
because I died.
It's just ridiculous.
You know what guys, guys, we just go back to the cunts and
One more time, we should go back to customers to talk to you.
No, no, no.
That's a good idea.
Let's go back to customers.
No, it's not.
Let me tell you something.
We get him to woods.
We all do those woods.
No!
Guys, I'm trying to listen to mechanic.
I'd like to hear the lore.
He's speaking Washington!
I invite you back to Smith's so I can reset the thing.
You're back up to me again.
You want a second hand?
I
My boys the moment I go home
This is how you defend yourself against a real criminal no don't show your kids that clip they think I'm cool
We can't have thinking I'm not cool
Okay, I think I think I'm ready guys
All right, I do need a cowboy hats though, so it will if I see one it's a first come first serve situation
I want you guys to know why get a cowboy hat. No, you're gonna have to pry it off my dead course
Wait, what is the other thing other than the cowboy hat we need? Why are viewers so low? Did he stop view-bonding?
Yeah, sorry saving that I only have 45,000 views on YouTube. I'm so sorry doesn't mean you stand as chief
I'm sorry. Did we really have I'm so sorry
Steven I'm so fucking sorry, dude. I will do better. I would do so much better for you, Mr.
even. I would do so much better. I failed you. I have failed you. I have failed you.
I mean, let me decide. And you know what? I have brought great disorder, great disorder.
Are you watching Honestly yet? No, I have not watched the honesty, but everybody I talk to
says it's fine. But you can only watch it in the movie theaters. Is that true? Because I was
Thank you much. Yeah, I definitely did happen by the way lemon off one of those websites
That's a buff I can go down hills really quickly
I
Heard it's mediocre. I don't know I haven't seen it. I haven't seen I really like going to the movie
Even if I said something I would have been toast it was one or the other I had to I had to cut the rope so to speak
I think you really did have to make a choice
Him the person who just attacked and tried to murder me for myself. These are so overpriced. Oh, oh
Also did not wait hold on any moment. I am outside guys
Yeah, I really went to the bushes behind and I said I will go down back so I jump back
And he just said like oh, he couldn't be talking about me the guy in the back
making tons of noise. Couldn't be talking to me. Couldn't be talking about 11.
I didn't. I just didn't process it. Everything was happening so quick.
All right, let's get in here guys. Ready? Ready? What are we doing?
You guys already been here? He's grinched.
I says only the leader can start the game.
Did you guys see it now?
No.
Let me go all the way back.
All right, now.
Nothing.
So leave.
We reform.
It's weird.
I we go all the way all the way back.
I'm literally all the way as far as you can go back.
I click on factory.
I click next.
I see you guys.
There's two.
Sit a little at right here.
Okay.
There's got to pop it up.
I'm on the title screen.
Well, let me kick one of you guys.
Uh, when I like the least.
He loves me
Actually won't let me kick either of you
I leave my group
Get out of my room
I don't want to leave balls. I'm just being the group. Oh, yeah, I just been in the group
But then only what do you guys got out? I left I can't saying we're gonna update. I literally can't leave
I'm gonna exit the game and get back yet
Yeah, chat saying we need to go
and update.
We go and update.
I have to raise he is it.
I agree.
I already bounced it.
Up to update.
It's gonna.
You really live it out the end.
No, no, no, no.
Oh wait, no, never mind.
It's just in play.
Let me see.
I'm doing where there's fine.
Now.
Let's do it.
Quick restart update the game.
Roger.
Yeah, I like how the first day of any dark of update you have to like I mean you got a piece to see together
You it's it's like a whole 1970s car every single day you start that thing up
You got to put you know get put the more oil and you got to put the brake fluid in there
You got a patch up a hole on the bottom
We got a piece of you together you got
Hmm, I like how we got the launcher
Okay, I like how all the Tarkov streamers get on to like right when it's supposed to launch even though it's always like four to five hours late
They're always a little upset. Oh, I can't believe it
Yeah, I just want anyone do that
God who would
What the hell what kind of stupid
I mean, after being on for 11 hours and more than half of that time was staring at the launcher.
That would be stupid.
That would be dumb.
That'd be so stupid.
That'd be so dumb.
Oh my goodness.
You'd have to be a fool.
You would have to be a fool.
You'd have to be big and round.
I mean, I did exactly that.
Out of orange hair and be a bitch.
I did exactly that.
just that would be a wow you imagine my my my launcher won't even open fantastic
fantastic i am back in the game just by sitting in the job day oh wait i'm
still standing i see no i did not be i just started the game back i'm updated
it's looking good it's looking good wait i'm updating right now i'm updating
right now. Yeah, patch detected updating. There it is. What is core breach? What is
core breach me? No way of knowing. Oh, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. If you get an
error, just exit at it one more time and click it again. You're got to watch. Gotcha. That's
the name of the season you idiot what cord breach or cord breach season what
you but what do they get cord breach as in some type of Russian thing I think
it's a Russian is that like Putin's favorite alcoholic beverage what is that
maybe where's cord breach come back American equivalent of a margarita yeah
yeah ice cold cord breach right now I drink it I try guys I mean how they sent
me a chocolate bar. I ate it.
What kind of chocolate?
You have to add the I ate it. I don't think I think anyone
hearing that you received a chocolate bar would bet every
dollar they've ever made in their entire life.
Bar that's in the game limit that one with the little doll on
it.
You know, it's funny.
Yeah, down the board is a system network. You know, it's
funny. He's something opened up the package to it. He sees the
chocolate bar and says, did I eat it? Did I cheat it? Ah,
stupid question.
So fucked up.
You talking about the Alianca?
Yes.
Isn't that just a real chocolate bar in real life?
Yes.
The Russian made chocolate bar.
You see, in reality, they dropped by the 7-Eleven to the post office, picked up a chocolate
bar that was on the shelf for like two dollars, and they mail it to you.
They mail it to you.
questions asked. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. You know what's funny? I was telling Pete
at this, it tasted good, but I had the trippiest dream and I don't really dream often I've
ever had right after I ate it. They slipped something in there. 100%. 100%. I was exhausted,
so I took a nap, which I never do, and I had one of the, I was talking to butterflies.
They probably put whatever's in that golden thing in there.
What is it called?
The Golden Star?
No, the circle in the game.
The circle with the star.
Yeah, the Golden Star.
They sent me one of those as well.
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
Yeah, look.
Wait, Peter, did they send you anything?
No, they've never sent me shit.
I have no idea how either.
I have no idea.
He has a literal streamer item.
I have a literal streamer item by streaming creators
started on Dargon.
And they never sent me stat!
You know what, you know what,
talk up one point, I'll come out.
Cloaksy got a fucking huge box.
Cloaksy?
Cloaksy!
I didn't do it!
Cloaksy didn't play as give me any more!
He didn't play as give me more!
The big orange box, I got that as well.
How do you get on the box list?
And that wasn't the time
that I was still playing like, religiously.
Listen, peanut, let me send you something, all right?
Thank you.
Just give me your address over there.
I'll put it together.
Yeah, you got a little package.
five six bullet to your face.
Just last raid, Pete.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Mr. Lemon, that would be delightful.
Thank you so much for taking at me.
Any time.
It's going to be a great package.
There's going to be a lot of good treats in there.
Fantastic.
Definitely eat everything in there, right?
All right.
Yo, Lemon, slip a lax.
I sure you don't need to, buddy.
I honestly clogged me up more than regular.
Now let's RIDE!
I
Yes
Give me away. Oh that's the gill of the gill. I'm shit to get where we were
Let's go get up
Let's get a boys. Why are you such a great loot? We're gonna be like a break you got off the way
What if we die immediately?
Oh no, he's just aimed for the head.
Ah, it could have happened, buddy. Ah, it could have happened.
Hey, where are you? Where are you here?
The left.
Oh, there he is.
Let's see the big bridge. Big bridge.
Wait, is one of you on big bridge?
I'm on big bridge. I'm on big bridge.
No, no one's there. Let me shoot him.
Oh no, no.
I see a guy taking the shot.
Where's he? Where's he?
You should be right down here, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's where he came from.
He's behind those blue barrels. I see him there a lot.
There he is!
I got him a little bit.
Oh, it's through his cocks.
I got him a little bit. He might be bandaged up.
I
Just peak right yeah, oh you got this
Back left like back left corner
He's he's below me. He's below me. Oh
That was really all my ammo. So hopefully we're in the in the adversaries
What are we doing here again?
Yeah, I need to tie something to Cowboy Hound.
Oh, Cowboy Hound.
Does he have a Cowboy Hound on?
Oh, this is what he could have done.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
I killed him, so I think it's only fair I get the loot.
I took it all! I took it all!
Me not took it! Me not took it!
I took two magazines for a second! No one uses!
That's on you, buddy.
Your dilemma is with Ms. Todd Chibbs out.
Lucky me, he had a pack on him.
Fantastic!
Fantastic.
Alright, here we go.
Fantastic.
Hey guys, thanks for leaving a little for me there.
Appreciate you two.
Of course, of course.
Is this actually?
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Alright, let's get the hell out.
What do we need?
Are you need a cowboy hat?
I need two cowboy hats and a toss.
I see, I'm pointing at the toss.
The cowboy hats can come later.
Gotcha.
up is going on look we're getting frisky locals are getting frisky let me tell
you his door room went away to good key is that something I don't recognize this
probably not oh yeah you master key mr. mr. key nowhere
I don't recognize leave so I would shit right we're gonna sleep so we don't have to go over
here who am I with right now I'm in the lead here take a little look in this
chest. Something, something. I can't believe what I got. 50 rubles, 50 rubles. Jackpot!
Alright, well I guess no ties. Let's do some scouts on the way. I really need a
tie. I can really use a tie. I was gonna take one more quick peep maybe in the
Little of the map. I'm gonna take it. He's any tires or this
Absolute something right here
They are gotta be you gay. I've been hit. I think it's tequila's brother. Oh
I made it out. I made it out. Oh look at this. We can watch you
Oh, okay. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, it was very, it was unkind. Oh my God.
Is that us? Oh, damn it. I got a cool mustache, though.
What does it smell like? Ranch.
oh I guess what else the hideout is single-scab have a ties there's a whole map
well here we go here we go come here you bastard yeah
Oh
They might be a player little delivery. Oh, I've frozen. Oh
Oh, it's our times.
Ex-soul Reaper seven.
I'm just gonna get one another.
USA number one.
Bring back peanuts, wasteland.
Thank you, sir.
America took a great victory.
It shows.
Call me back to yesterday.
Woods boys.
We're ready.
Yeah.
Oh, what's it going to call it?
I love completing.
No quest over and over again.
It's my favorite.
This is going great! It's like I'm wasting time! But I don't... But...
But you're doing it with your friends!
I'm doing it with my friends! That's right!
Excellent, Ray! Excellent, Ray!
Let me sell a couple goodies.
I can't even count food goodies.
I fuck you guys, I'm bringing in the MP5 again.
Oh god, I got that money.
I got that dollar guala.
You're saying that like that's a bad thing, P. You've been bringing in fucking pistols
every run.
No, that doesn't sound like me though.
You got another guy. You got another guy. It's going out.
Listen, he brought in a handgun. The one before he brought in a handgun, but before that round
I bet he did bring out a handgun. No, no, he did. He brought a handgun.
Hey guys, make sure you bring your smurga and your Ray-Bans because we got to put it on the doozy along with the three doozies.
Come on. Oh, lemon. I just drink juice.
Let's go. I'm sorry.
I actually can drink the water in between round.
So the allergies are only in round.
Only in round.
Wait.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, the Ray Bands.
Is this the one you got to shove the Ray Bands in the water?
Is it that one?
No, it's another question.
Wait, let's...
Wait, it is?
Because that one is four items.
Yeah, but I think they made it easier.
Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
Okay, I told you, we gotta do that.
Three ways to, or three tractors as well.
Three tractors, the smurga, the ray binge,
and then we gotta get the folder from the cabbage.
And then we also have to get the,
what's it called from the acres note.
Hmm.
It'll have to do.
Wait, where did you guys get the smurga?
Just killing game and collecting the diamonds.
Hand you the smurga.
I handed you the smurga.
Oh, I don't know.
I'd sell it.
Okay.
But you get a smurga in the mail.
Okay, I have the smurga. I did sell the Ray Bans
Oh, dude
I think I got a hail of a price
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen
I actually have a second pair of Ray Bans
I actually happen to have a second pair
Okay, and then three markers, three markers
Three markers, I picked up Ray Bans from a scam
Like two days ago
I want you guys to know I am literally bringing in
Pigilla shit this game
Oh my god, he means business
Oh, I cannot
Wait
The private off your corpse is
You dare you piece of shit, I said you anybody see it
It says route unknown when just been joined. Did you talk to whoever you need to talk to?
Probably not if I had to decide let's see hand over the weapon to
Canik alright, I think story is off. That's what a lot of buttons
You said you were stupid today,
sneaky guy, but then I, I did.
I'm doing it right now.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
How are you today, boys?
We're on to all night, we're on all night, we're going to, yeah.
Yeah, we'll pull it on either.
It's guys the first day of talk.
I'll talk about season time.
It's grind time.
It's where grind is where grind is.
We're not grinding.
We're grinding.
We're getting cap in a night.
Mm hmm.
Why did you talk to the guy?
I talked to him.
But I still saying I don't have it.
Well, I'm going to kick you because I had to get you
to read advice yet.
OK, let's see.
Like now it says you got it now it's working. Oh beautiful beautiful beautiful
I'm getting word that there's there's new codes for the Tarkov launcher for free stuff
There's all kinds of new ones. Yeah, really? Oh, yeah
I'm gonna get a shit ton of stuff as well
Yeah, I just realized when you do codes which account does it give it to now the seasonal one or the other one
Or all of them. We're all whatever you claim it on
Well, they're all connected to the same talk-off account.
I just got linked an ad from GameStop and it reads,
Stop beating it.
Trade your busted controller in for the same credit working on August 15th.
That's a good advertisement.
That's how you reach the people.
Let them speak to the people.
Mr. Gopster. Mr. Gopster.
That's an incredible lad. That's an incredible lad.
Smart. Smart, Ed.
Well, the codes are only four seasonal, it looks like.
So it looks like they'll have codes, some for seasonal, some for other ones.
Oh. Oh. So what's the code?
I got them in my chat.
I forgot to look at them.
3D Game SN 3D game and Game Spark.
What is all that?
It's a bunch of shit that it gives you for him.
What are those?
I don't know.
Is it going to give me a helmet? I could really use a helmet.
You don't have any for fun.
There's a new trick. If you go to the store in the bottom right of the main screen
you pay $100, you can get six
helmets and six headsets.
And six headsets.
$100? Yeah!
Yeah.
That's it!
And a hundred real dollars.
Now let's run!
A hundred.
Oh, oh, my game.
We do a very big spirit.
Yeah, we can take these images.
Is you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You watch these.
They got all of them.
I told them.
Put them in your bowl.
They are down deep.
But you want to be parents, then we will go grab the thing.
And after we grab the thing, we'll grab the other thing, and then we will mark all the
little container things.
You should write this down.
Make sure it is down.
The thing.
Hudson is a curious mind. He's got an IQ in the in the double digits. So you got a thousand
Extremely fun
It's honestly impressive
Yeah, okay. Here's your math question ready. Yes, okay four
times 14
There's literally nothing that multiplies with four that gives 14
literally I could have said literally any number you could have chosen the
number and you would still be wrong 16 well that's if I choose 15 okay one of
us is gonna die right now I just know it I've got I've got a feeling I'm aware
that's a whole number I don't want a whole number 3.5 3.5 actually peanut
Um, if you look at the data of all the New Mexico fighters,
you see one in 10 that could be applied to multiple states,
the existing population, it's actually 3.5 exactly.
That's you.
I'm on team.
That's you right now.
Yes, yes, man.
All of you nerds.
All of you.
I don't know what I've been told.
Peanut got a small Johnson.
It looks like a chode.
It has a small job is this to you. It's huge. It's huge right Japanese standards, right? I
Don't know what I mean. Don't I don't know what I would have done
Hunches Fuba goes over his belt like a fold
Excellent shots
PMC eliminated actually yeah 10 PMC is all dead they were all down
here boys come on in come on in my little soldiers get your item yes yes sir
oh she's me oh she's not a game seven game seven game seven game seven game
we get it
you guys have to be my I can't hear anything we're doing we have no time for
We must move
Come on
told my nipples get small when it's really cold my nipples get small when it's really cold
i don't know what i've been told i really didn't know what i was getting myself into
we're gonna do this for two more hours yes i really best stuff on this one boss
there's not a lot of things that ryan was told not gonna lie there's not a lot of
I
Oh
So do you know what I oh god
Did you guys oh god
I'm brave I'm starting this guy's dead
Yeah, no
We're dead
No, no, it's spooky I could have killed him
We're dead
See in this bush
Oh, no, how we did you kill?
There's a hundred percent one more somewhere
How do you know for sure? Yes, did you grab did you loot this guy and grab his dog tag?
Where's guy, where's guy?
I'll keep walking right here right here first
I love a PMC there. Oh, nothing to fear. Oh good work boys
Who we so where those were they PMCs? Yeah, those were PMCs you can tell from these dog tags
Okay, and you want to go ahead and read off the names of the killers or yeah
I'll check them the bongulator you take the other one the bongulator. Oh, wow, okay. Yeah, I got one
I am the best shot the West
We can quick and shot the West quick and shot the West
Come to papa
We're cooking boys, we're cooking
drinking my popco that was that was fucked up I can't believe you did that I
just shit a little bit guys where the third guy go
close to your head living with there wasn't a third guy there wasn't a third guy there
a hundred percent was a was there a third guy or wasn't there a third guy
me I'm on now you can see me guys come on I got more loot just yes I'm on boys
yeah oh dr. Lupo's beans dr. Lupo's beans oh my god I'm gonna be the best
Just player ever!
YESSSSS!
I'm behind you guys.
Don't shoot me, this means you're on your left, on your left.
Taking the shot?
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, huh?
Hmm.
So, let me put these in my butthole.
I
Would check on hot doing great team, we're doing fantastic guys incredible. Yeah, I'm
You guys gotta get your money up so get your body up or whatever the shit. Hmm. Let me tell you see
I'm gonna buy a yacht with what I got this backpack
Well, I sailed the Atlantic and discovered new cons today.
Get out of here!
Yeah, there's a tune that's like at this corner right here.
There we go, right there.
Oh, very nice work, boys. Very nice work.
Excellent.
You don't do it, P don't do it. P, P don't do it. Don't do it.
Alright, go ahead. How are you guys? Where's the third barrel at?
It's going to be across the back. Did you mark this?
I marked it. I marked it. Okay, you for sure marked that P.
Um, do you have two marked or one marked right now?
I think.
Um, two, I had two marked by two.
Okay, that's good movement.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
They're doing great, guys.
I'm just lucky I lost Gamble eight times in a row.
Maybe God hates you.
Just one more to go?
One more to go.
And then we're out of here.
Rishala, no?
Okay, but then we're out of here.
What do you want?
I thought he was on this map.
And what are you talking about?
Sturman, Sturman.
We would have already seen Sturman.
We would have had the lumber mail.
Well, he might be hiding.
From who?
From us, CO team sexy.
He's terrifying.
Let's go, God loves me.
Let's go, let's go.
Doubling, doubling.
Put it on flag.
I told you stermans here guys that is right here
you're yellow keep moving I mean let's at least take a little just take a little
peep guys we're finishing four quests right now come on I got a cookie I got a cookie
I'm cooking on you ain't lasted more than five seconds see that's not how you
get us yes we know we know your games we know you right now if you said you had
like a salad we would understand that you can hold on to that for a while
no it limit he's probably allergic to salad probably allergic to salad I'm
I'm all in on the diarrhea salad.
I'm the only man who's eaten salad for the past two weeks.
But you ate salad every day for the last two weeks?
Every day.
Once you get the diarrhea, though, you're no longer afraid.
I have no fear of it.
You got it?
A little dribble here, a little dribble there.
I mean, what constitutes real life?
Well, when it comes out, when you're pissing out your ass.
out your booty. Mm hmm. Yeah,
you guys, what does it mean when
you're pooping out rabbit pellets?
Does that mean you're healthy? I
think that means you got to change
your diet. I think your body
is struggling,
struggling real bad.
Oh, you need more
fiber. You need
Verizon.
I love this
quest. I wish there was like six more
like this. Give me two. Don't worry,
There is some more martial line guys.
Tell me this is the last one.
This is the last one.
Time to go home.
Oh, thank god.
I really hope one of us gets shot out of the way as we have to do all this again.
I really hope.
Oh, I actually removed your thing.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, don't touch this one.
Don't touch this one.
I'm scared.
I got juggled.
Oh my god, you're making me.
You're making me.
You think the helmet protects the back of his head?
I don't know about a human being.
We should test it.
I'm not going to do it.
Let me see.
Hypothetical question.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
I will turn around and shoot you both.
Stop.
What we're not going to see.
I just get a thousand years, but he's a little easy.
And also, like, wait, I mean, the MP5 is getting scared.
Yes, but then then lemon.
Yeah, water deficient bastard.
Then I have to repair the helmet.
Your skin is going to be all stripled up.
You like you like me all raising.
You can't drink any water.
That's livin' and I have rabies as what it is.
I'm terrified of water.
My jaw's locking up.
That's gotta be what it is.
There actually is like 10 people at any given time
in the world that are allergic to water.
And like if it rains, they're like a vampire.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!
Exactly, exactly.
That was suck.
I knew somebody was allergic to the sun.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Like, you got a sunburn?
No, like their skin would get all white and patchy.
Oh!
That was a real allergy.
Hmm
Did they try like lotion?
Went out they had to wear long sleeves long pants and a sun hat and then they wore like a little half mask. Oh
My goodness
We made it out of here. Oh, thank God. I did not want to do this question. Let's let's you should we shoot?
Ladies and gentlemen, excellent brain.
Oh, oh, oh, we did it.
My son, Jared, died birthday.
His favorite sweet love baby.
You can wait for him to have a birthday.
Oh, look at that.
I'm speaking with that voice.
Happy birthday, Jared.
Happy birthday.
Is there anybody on yours?
I got one.
Sania, Papa, and Muda, shit.
Here you go.
Hold on.
Let me take my kill list.
Did you actually kill one lemon?
No.
I literally have two kills.
those two guys are the four I got and no way you inform there's literally anyone believe you
Why not
I don't know you can kill anyone yet. No, I killed I killed I killed to Merca farm the event
And then you gone duras to very
renown dark of
streamers to renown. Everybody knows these guys. There's
the landmarks. That's landmarks cousin and his lover. Right
there. Landmark has a lover. Yes, it's Zimarka Farmers
event. Zimarka Farmers. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone
does remember when remember when everybody all the streamers
got invited. It was the landmark V Farmers event
winning. Mm hmm. All right, guys, make sure team we turn in our devices. Of course, of
course, of course, I would never. Okay, I need a toss looking for a toss. Let me see
here. Let me see. I'll be turned my do's easy. I'm still looking for a touch as well. How
are both of you still looking actually I know how I picked up causes off of peanuts dead body
I don't remember that yes you're a cheater and a thief and a liar and you're going to hell and
you're going to hell oh we also need to talk to skier everyone talk to skier are we sure
skier is looking good these days he's vibrant he's literally glow oh yes just 100 he's he's
up and out of he's ready to go
Oh, we get to like talk to him talk to him. Yes. Oh, you gotta really get deep into a conversation with about
Are you starting 10 provisions in the Yeager?
I can't even visit Yeager
I'm gonna I'm gonna give them these 10 provisions
I don't know I'm supposed to do that right now, but oh, yeah, you definitely do that you get three more quests oh
You I'm cooking I mean I'm completing a ton of stuff. Oh, I'm right now
I'm going crazy. I'm getting a ton of I've already got the location sterman killer quest. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Oh, yeah, I'm cook I've got a ton of stuff
Oh
Guys we can kill a
Sturman
We don't give us a sermon for the quest for the class. I'm pretty sure it shares doesn't I that was God's here
I mean why wouldn't it share?
I don't know what you're saying guy you guys have Sherman we're the Sturman class yeah wait what level are you
uh a hutch I'm level 10 I think we're done with I would level 10 I'm level 11 oh damn it I'm way
a little I'm level I'm level 10 how do you guys have the Sturman quest wait what because I return
ten provisions ten provisions to Jager yeah go to Jager yeah go to Jager and
give him ten ten provisions and give him a light kiss on the on the
tell him you're proud of him I don't have him I don't have then well he's not
have to be found no they don't have to be found right now let's go to Peacekeeper
give him the five of each of you five each of that stuff yeah wait how did you
He's a very up and peacekeeper!
Is on the best, Oh the best to ever do it!
Jesus, I have all my things a lot
cause I have all of them except for ref!
I'm cooking!
Okay so I just need to go and buy crackers
from there best.
companion sein
No, no.
Oh now yes.
Yes.
Yes yes yes!
Boom, there theドン of talk up!
right there right there I told you I told you that literally insectoid 21 on
twix and the Lebron talk right there right there look shit oh shit if you
want to see that right guys you should have your account style I only have
witnesses I would have witnesses I'm speaking to see people say I see it I've
seen it so I just got called a lot of talk up again I'm literally talking to
You said it. Now they're saying it because you said it.
They're calling you the Carmelo Anthony of Tarkov, dude.
Who's Carmelo Anthony?
The famous Knicks player of the NBA?
Carmelo.
You don't know Carmelo Anthony?
Carmelo?
Do you know Yao Ming?
Yao Ming!
I do know Yao Ming.
Yao Ming!
That's the God.
That's the goat right there. YOW MIG!
YOW MIG!
I just sold all that food.
That's a goat, that's a goat, that's a goat right there.
And I don't have anything to eat.
I'm the yow ming of Toggon.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm hungry, bobs.
Okay, where are we going?
I don't have Yeager.
I need four more pieces of food, which I don't have.
I'm not going to lie to you, we kind of got to the point
where we have so many quests,
it just kind of confuses me and makes me, makes me angry.
All right, what about shoreline?
We can go to shoreline, we can go mark all the ambulances.
Well, hold on now.
Yeah, yeah, you're rushing me now. You're now you're rushing me black black
No, you call black now you're rushing me black
Now you're rushing me black
Black watch it be watch your language. You watch your language you watch your language idiot
Tell me what you're stupid you're stupid and you're ugly
wait, how do I know if I have to throw it in?
Congratulations, you've hurt me, D.P.
So I pissed in your bed.
What?
You're calling there tonight.
It's going to be a wet cold sensation.
I want you to think of me.
Hear me out.
We go to woods.
We go and mark the weather tower.
Oh, no.
Okay.
We...
Stash?
Well, with the tool chest?
Do I need a tool chest?
No, MS-2000 marker on woods.
We mark the weather tower, okay?
Then we put the Wi-Fi camera on the wooden blocks
in the same spot that we just placed the other shit.
And if Sturman's up, you guys can kill him, whatever.
Okay.
And then we're on to the next quest.
Okay, let me confirm with my sources
that I have all these quests that you say.
kill Sturman, eliminate aid target without using armor
I don't have Sturman
Wait, what the hell are these other quests?
I don't have any of these you said
You don't have MS-2000? You don't have stash to camera?
Look at the very bottom for stash to camera, it's an unknown quest, it won't show you woods
Wait, what?
Wait, where do you go to an unknown quest?
Look at the heavily mined area on woods
Look at the controller and the optic gyroscope on woods
How the fuck do you have that?
It'll call me the little brawn James and talk up for nothing.
He might be the one.
Yes sir I am.
Yo big!
Yo!
The install Wi-Fi camera, that one?
That one.
I don't have that one.
I do have that one.
You do have that one.
Scroll all the way down P.
I'm looking for ones that don't say which.
Informed means unarmed or something like that.
Yeah I don't have that.
What?
And I don't have a Wi-Fi camera.
Where did you get the Wi-Fi camera?
Typically you buy it from Beast Keeper
or Mechanic, I believe?
I don't know.
Yeah, Mechanic sells them.
I don't have either of those quests.
Okay, so what can we do?
You tell me, P.
No, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you, buddy.
You tell me, though.
Yeah, no, yeah, it's a secret.
I don't want to hear it.
But you don't get to know.
I'm gonna eliminate any target on Woods
without armor or helmets.
I don't have that one, though.
I mean, you can get on Woods quests.
And then I'm gonna do bullshit and then
Wait, yeah, we should we stay on the same quests we should
Well turn that those things into peacekeeper real quick. I need food. I don't have any food and I can't buy any food
It's not food you give up. It's not food you give them
What are you talking about boss? No, that's Yeager. You think it up. You got you're stuck to peacekeeper. Yeah, I don't have the five house
Oh
We can go customs
Customs customs we have to kill stabs and we have to go grab that shit
We do you have target directors key Lou Dooley said good evening esteemed not
Series star forge pc
You fuck my eyes. So he won't be behind him. I'm laughing
Gotta be careful out there wallet
Be careful out there. I'm overwhelmed guys. I don't care what
Yeah, I told you this is the point in the game where you have too many questions just get so overwhelming it's ridiculous
it just it makes me it makes me angry makes me angry exactly things yeah I'm
over to wherever whatever I'm over stimulated we can eliminate scabs on
customs let's go to customs fuck it we do you see me at the target director's
key how would we have that key I don't know you can buy it give shit I see
I actually could have had it. I actually so just gave these a yager shit. I see had an ice cream and swash
You can buy crackers. Damn it. I can
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, let's let's watch. I fuck it was that one later. Okay, let's ride
Mr. Stockwood, but what for drink is one good bang good, oh man
Thank you, mom. What do you think you might know we could run a fancy scab?
No, no, no, no, no, we need to lock in guys seriously thinking about we're so far ahead in the game past any other streamer
We don't want to lose that advantage
Because then other streamers will make fun of us and call us ugly
Do you think landmarks lover is running scabs right now? Probably that guy. No, why not?
Probably not. Probably not. I was just saying not. I was just saying not. Yeah
Yeah, he's not.
What?
The landmarks lover is a very generous guy, very generous,
very generous.
He, I think he hops on landmarks computer
while he's offline and sleeping.
That way, that's why landmarks is always
so far ahead of everyone else.
That makes sense.
And he organizes his stash too.
Yeah, he did a real nice guy.
Have you ever heard landmarks say, OK, guys,
I'm going to go to the gym?
That means he's about to go eat out his lover's butthole.
Oh!
It's code word.
It's like a Russian sleeper agent.
But instead of waking up a sleeper agent
and he reports back to Putin, it's landmark
eating some dude's butt.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Just like that.
They marked each buts confirmed here today.
100%.
Makes sense.
You understand?
But in the news.
Yeah.
I think I understand.
OK.
It's limit understand it limit understands everyone understands good. I don't understand that you yeah, I didn't get it
For you is landmark. I'm a pain your picture whose goes does that make sense now and in more time
Yeah, and into the day everybody on board is everybody understand
I think that's everyone understand.
Okay, good.
Good.
Now.
Crystal clear.
God.
Let's ride.
So, how do you do that?
So, uh, how, how, uh, how are you doing?
Good, good, good, good, that's okay.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, that's good.
Good here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, let's ride again.
Oh, this is not going to, okay, all right, okay, I think I have a protocol for this.
Let's try it again!
I am here, and I'm ready to rumble boys.
I
Need that I got a tap your time done elimination eliminated oh then there we go
Let's go to stronghold so that I can grab some house supplies and food, but we guys
Pushes
Which out yeah, okay
by the way they reduced Tiger Safari from all four of them to just any one of your choosing
which is so awesome.
Beautiful.
I want to use that.
It's way easier.
I am very happy that they did that to these quests.
Yes, very kind of them.
Very kind of them.
Shot behind us.
Look at you hot you are just power and oh god
Got him I got him I got him. Yeah. Oh, I got a question. I did it. I did it. Did you do it, too?
I did I did I did I did it. Oh my god. I'm the best. I'm so slow. I hear guys to the right guys to the right
I'm in the bunk bedroom
I
Watched get killed
I'm watching I'm in the bunk bed. I'm in the car. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Okay, all right, I'm stand back. I'm gonna handle these fours
I
Pack it back pack it a bag
We're not shy either. What's better gun he's right in the entrance where we went in I could see a tear running down his cheek
He's doing that you
The right here
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the second one.
We're gonna jump from somewhere outside as well.
Is there any more, is there any more?
That might be it.
Oh my God, this guy's juice. I'm rich.
It gives on the tequila helmet.
Ooh, that's gonna be a certified dough.
That's gonna be a certified dough situation.
A certified dough situation.
There's one more there's one more there's one more. Oh, yeah, you know I heard him. I heard him. Oh, it's okay
Oh my god, I think it's a player. Oh, yeah
Oh, hey, look sit back. Hey, you're lucky my
I
Say too easy too easy
The best player always revives I think he let you the best player
I mean he was quick nimble. Oh
Oh
There's more hold on attention
Hello, oh
It's one of those robots
Gotcha, got you you bastard. Oh my god
Whoo you hot you should have been here this was it was invigorating
Which with some pepper to fellow step
Pack these bags
But I just gear on do I think your stuff is zeroed all his back plates here. Oh my god. We was he caught running from battle?
Oh my god, was he, was he got deserting?
M.I.A?
How dishonorable.
Oh my god.
Hutch, I'm looking at your armor here.
And I'm seeing that your back plate is at zero while your front plate is at 35.
Were you deserting?
Holy shit, this is a crazy one.
I watched him.
He was literally back turned, running.
Full sprint out of there.
He was!
He deserved! He deserved his post! Why isn't he?
He deserved it and there was tears running down his cheeks.
Oh my... Oh my...
Well this guy's plump.
He's like...
That's my corpse.
Oh, that's my beautiful corpse.
Oh, incredible.
Incredible.
Wow.
Oh no way I got the nub jacket! Let's go!
Oh, oh, see, there we are boys, the bird peanut, let's go.
First word of the wife, first word of the wife.
Hell yeah.
That's what I'm talking about right there,
that's what I'm talking about boys.
Looking spicy, looking spicy.
Oh, and I got the will of sea wallet, holy dingle.
Wait, I'm cooking out here.
Hotch-Mroy, I can give you some of this stuff.
My god.
Wow.
Oh my, wait, did he upgrade to the armor that Rishala's guards have?
I'm getting stacked out here.
You spend script tonight.
Oh, these bastards, I sharpened them up.
You sharpened them up?
Gosh, thank you.
Thank you for that.
I would give you 0% of them.
Okay.
You're welcome.
I'll remember that.
You're welcome.
What level was this guy?
Level 5.
It's very dangerous very dangerous food by the level very dangerous gentlemen
Oh, you would not want to meet that guy in a dark alley
Does he have the golden gun I got I got I got very rare very rare very rare very rare
That's a one-taper. Oh
We saw them was poor and ugly. Nothing is wallet. Oh
Oh my god, this is a fucking Zebralo!
What?
BB86 sent, hey P, I asked my hubby a question about the health bar in Dark and Dark of the
other night and he yelled at me, all because he's a meanie.
Get him!
What the hell's going on?
Hey!
Hey.
Hey!
You took the plates out of that Ford Armor, P.
Hey, what?
Did you take the plates out of the Ford Armor?
No.
Should I?
You should take those plates to level five.
Oh, you're a genius.
That's why they paid the big bucks, buddy.
That's why they paid the big bucks.
Nobody does it quite like you, boss.
Nobody does it quite like you. You know that?
You should also wear the Zabralo so you have more room. Oh my god, you're a genius
No
No one does it
No, you're watching a stream. I was like, how could you see his little loot? No one does it quite like you
Wow, oh
My god, huh? So let me tell you that anyone calls you stupid
fat
or ugly
Or inadequate or can't please your wife anymore?
I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna say yeah
I'm gonna say stop I'm gonna say that's my friend. I'll have you know
I'm gonna say that's my friend
Don't you talk about watch you try and pull two plates out of this rig like you're performing fucking heart surgery
I'll say guys listen. Hey, that's not a fucking moron. I promise
He's just trying to figure this out. You gotta give him a little extra time. It's a little time for thinking why she's
Yeah, you got to schedule the thinking time with the loot and time
Well, just about looting time because you have no time for getting back on back. I'm getting back
You can get this comeback. I will kill my
Until I give you this guy. I'll give you this guy and my helmet. I'll give you this guy. I'm goop maxing. I'm goop maxing
Goop maxed boys. I gotta go
Oh god, oh not you
Now is a great time
My new god, then I'm gonna keep forever
Yeah, I see it. You're my goobaxing me and the fucking world
Am I goobaxing am I goobaxing am I goobaxing?
How much more do I have how much more do I have?
No way we're doing this hole. I died. That was peanut's fault again.
Front left, front left, front left, front left.
Bear.
In the player. You can find the mechanic shop in front of you.
Yep, you hear him now. That's a player.
Guys, we are not starting this whole thing where if anyone dies, it's peanut's fault again. We did that.
We called the judge.
He's too far, he's too far.
Shhh.
Take your time, dude. Don't rush it.
Just sneak over here.
Oh god, there's even people in front of us.
He's all good, that's all good.
I gotta get out of here.
Watch.
Before I die,
tell everyone that I was,
I was pretty cool.
You won't tell anyone that, literally ever.
Please, please, please, please.
In your funeral, I will whip my Johnson out.
I will start pissing on your grave.
Fuck yeah, I'm sorry, how should I pee before me?
I think I'm just gonna get a Julio to do that for me.
If you do it for free, that'll help with the neural costs.
Alright, so they are on the other side of that building, P, going to war where you need to go.
So are they inside the building?
No, no, no, they're on the, well, the yes, but they're on like the far side of it.
I'm going, I'm going!
Come, come, come, come, come, come!
Oh, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna live forever!
I'm never gonna die
I can really use that bush perk right now
Oh, shit. I appreciate you right there
He just bust
He's bust
You hear that
He busts, he busts
Oh my god, he's gonna
He's pushing himself up there. He's pushing himself.
P, P, P, P, P, P.
Listen, there is a window
directly above you and to your left.
He's currently trying to get an angle on you.
As we speak, there's an angle directly behind you in the window. Careful.
You get peeked through one of those little blocks.
He's busting, he's busting.
Second Trump's gonna enjoy this light smack.
He'll be famished.
Let me go free! Let me go free and I will bless you a hundred
reins of great fortune! Let me go free!
What? Who are you?
You're the pool boy you're the pool boy
The fuck does that even mean what are you talking crazy son? Are you out of your mind?
Who's a pool boy
He's trying to jump and get an angle on the above you P
Oh, yeah, he's going in your ass.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Well, that'll happen.
That lappin
That guy was trembling. I'm telling you I can feel the aura that guy's pussy was quiverin
That guy's pussy was quiverin you you killed the wall before he killed me
You guys have someone join it up
I don't think so
up for now what's quite complicated well officer left without even saying goodbye I texted him you
know you know hoping to figure out why he might be back and then okay and then juiceman decided to
leave unexpectedly with usually when juiceman leaves gimmick gets on it's like a continuation
of him so is he playing with us it's really complex is there an open slot technically yes
right now. Is it supposed to be open? I will be open soon. I have no idea. Whenever. I don't care.
Officer said did you
officer? I mean, obviously they might come back late time. And that was at 526 p.m. And is now
701 p.m. 701s that's a difference of
134
minutes
134 minutes
That's a huge difference. It's a stark difference a very stark difference
mm-hmm
So what we need to do now is either prepare ourselves
We need to get some quest done
You guys understand
It's no time for shoes with a negative and positive
I chose this list to be very carefully copied my location get here actually this is not gonna work at all
He's not gonna have any of the maps unlocked. That's oh, I won't fuck you. You just know you guys
Wait, wait, I'll tell you what I did okay. I did marathon runner go go green side first go green side first marathon runner
Yep, thrombophilia
Prodigy and lucky
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then on negative modifiers, I did well that hurt
Polly dips you out
Then then what I did then what I did was chronic fatigue syndrome
chronic fatigue syndrome
right and
Then I did dr. Jekyll you see it. Yeah, I did allergic, right?
Yep, and then I did third leg and then that's everything. That's all that's it all
Yes, it was along with horse cock pool cue
massive cock
tripod
giant meat
man
All of them
I see we go back to customs and show them what it's all about. What do you think?
Thank you, Mr. Vice-Fist.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you for all the support you give to the stream, brother,
and my brother, and my brother.
I hope you know that.
I hope you have a time to be with me, man.
I hope you do it so, so well, my boy, so well.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, my boy.
All right.
13, 14.
Mm-hmm.
What?
Oh.
Mm.
What is he here?
Hey, Pete, can we go over something?
What? Oh, man.
No, we just in case.
I was thinking, what is it?
There's any questions?
What if you ever hear me yelling,
please God help me.
I'm going to die.
Please help me.
Yeah.
Case just in case there's any confusion.
That usually means I need help.
Oh, wait.
Okay.
So let me get this straight.
So when you're yelling,
Rissala, let Rissala push my shit in and take my gun.
And I'm going to lay here on the floor,
like a big fat pussy and then all dude just said I'll do just that I'll do just
that you got that right there right there down okay so we right you tell me
right that down all right okay good all right I'm glad there's no more
confusion oh yes that's what I'm going about yes okay you guys have some fun
I'm gonna catch up yeah you know you can honestly run through the quest with the
maps really quickly just run run through really quickly and then and then join
back up again.
Hi Dan.
Hi.
What is your definite?
Okay.
All right.
Are you ready?
Mr. What's your name again?
You read my text?
I am ready.
What's your name?
Pussy?
Yes.
I'm ready.
Okay.
I'm ready.
That's not very kind.
I think you're well aware that my name isn't Pussy.
I don't even know who would have a name like Pussy.
It could be confused.
I don't even know because you're not even taking a guess.
insulting me. You're insulting. Yeah. Yeah. We see it was a guest. And you're like, what's
your name again? Paul Larry. Todd Francesca Juan. Francesca. And then you eventually get
to my name. You already do the pussy wasn't my name because that's not anyone's name.
You see this? You said she's not a mistake. He's like some some common backstreet whore.
What the hell is going on right now?
Dude, I love whenever I die in a way that's hurtful.
Yeah?
And then the entire time after my death I hear, what happened to Hutch?
Oh, Hutch.
You want some of this, Hutch?
You want some of this?
You threw that same thing to me!
You're damn right, because I hate you.
And I hope nothing but failure from you.
Oh, OK.
In game.
Oh, well, all right.
Oh, well.
OK, that's not very kind to say young man.
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to remove your penis.
Unfortunately, yep.
With your mouth?
With my mouth, with my teeth.
Oh, gosh, are you kidding?
Okay, I mean, that's a bad stuff.
Well, this is your punishment.
This is your punishment.
Lay back and take it.
Oh, wow.
Oh, by the way, what, Max?
I could go back to customs one more time,
because I have to mark the tiger safari,
unless you have nothing over there.
I don't have anything over there,
But we can do the killing scabs quest there.
So I've already done the killing scabs quest.
No, we just got another quest, which
is kill scabs on three different maps
and one of those maps being customs.
All this filth.
Oh.
The nice scabs are changed from zero woods or customs.
OK, got it.
Yep.
OK, I totally understand.
Sorry, boss.
I mean, I mean, I'm sorry, boss.
OK.
What?
I do, dude, I need food and I need building supplies.
WP not, I don't know if I did anything, I don't know.
Did you something?
Thanks, boss, thanks, boss.
WP, thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Hell, peanut.
What?
Let's screw up.
What's going on?
What's going on big Al?
Rare WP that
That would hurt even more than the L
It's in that then you're now then you don't then use with the L. You don't know how frequently I do the owls
With the W's you know if you say in rare W, then you know I don't do a lot of W's. Oh
my god
Dude, let me tell you hunts
You know
Listen, he'd streamer, beater streamer's hard.
The entire self worth is based on the number of W's or L's in the chat.
I'm talking about it.
Yeah.
It's a little harder than you think.
I usually always get L's myself.
I get some L's.
I get some W's.
You know, so if it's a good day, I'll get some W's.
But if it's a good day, I'll get some L's.
Come on.
Yeah.
Spending three days in the stash peanut that has no arms or legs.
I don't- that-
Yeah.
That does even work there.
That does even work with that meme.
Does that- I don't even know that word's in that meme.
It does work?
I don't think that word's in that meme, specifically.
W meme.
No.
Oh no.
Get well rats on Tarkov do if oil rats would Tarkov you would kill himself playing this game so much
You would you would play this game until he started that?
I'm gonna that's not the cochlea please give it to me started that
Who's got a how they I don't know how they do that those guys are grinders
I'm chatting dude. I don't know how you do it. Well, how I what do I do?
24 hours every fucking week. I've been doing 24 hours and forever.
Because I'm so much heroin. So much. I actually imbued the leather of my chair with heroin,
so when I sit on it, it gets in contact with my shell and infuses it at a steady pace over
the entire screen. So I could be chill one moment and then 30 seconds later, I'm talking
about building seven in the moon landing. You talking about? Okay. I just meant to exit
out of your loot and I backed this out of the queue. Oh my God. Thank you so much. I
appreciate that. Guys, we backed out to lobby where restart in the queue. Everybody say W
Hodge. W Hodge is in the chat. Oh, for he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good
Hello.
Thank you, Mr. Hodge.
Thank you.
No problem.
I mean, where do I put the corrugated hose?
You know what I put the corrugated hose?
In the lab.
I think it's in the lab.
Which is the lab.
In the lab on customs?
Yeah.
I think breakfast.
Wait a second.
Hodge, you're a very brave man, Mr. Hodge.
Thank you. Thank you so much. You're not gonna lie. This web has been fun so far. I'm enjoyed it. I
Think I'm good. I am getting I'm getting back to my groove my mood. Is that not I got pre-firing you before you turn that corner
Yeah, I was some good hit right
That shit is oh my god, dude
That's it is lame. That's how somebody come over there. It's like yeah, and no offense to this guy listen
Hey, the game is game, but you don't say my twitch is this and then kill someone like that
If you just kick to be hot you gotta get stung a little bit. Yeah
It's to be expected
He was I thought we were gonna have a cool interacts right there and he sweats his dick off become guilty immediately
You don't do that and expect what do you expect everyone to say GG's
You wish it happens mag on the wall just so that you would have the best chance the highest percentage possible of killing just me
Knowing the servers that he is on as well
Yeah
He's Louise
Are such a bad group of people oh
Oh my goodness. Oh
Took a little bit of time right there
I
Get this bad boy, and then I'll head over to Tigers to Fari. How he's got me. I feel much
20. Have we killed any? I have a couple kills. Wait, is I here? What? Is I here, boss? Might
get the second one off. Right where my laser's at. Or no, does it change? It might change.
I think it's always in this room, isn't it?
I don't know.
Um...
Hmm...
Let me see.
How do you add that quest for scabs?
Wait, what does it call it again?
All this filth of 14 more scabs.
Oh, there it is! It's under the car box right there.
Man!
Nice.
So all you gotta do is plant the thing in the lab and...
Watch the car
You get your fat close your mouth
I see look over and see
You're that bald guy metaphorically ocean
Take this body
One second. Oh, one second. Oh, one second. They hatched. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, you don't say it. Oh, I'm black. I'm black. Oh, God.
You get fucked up. I'm black. I'm black. Oh, I don't have to see my skin. I can. I can. I can. There's no way I can not bring
See, I forgot to bring it in your god, so swads
Give me that back. Of course. Of course. What's sorry?
Sorry, sorry
We're dead
So much here. So much here to kill us. So much here to kill us
You sure maybe I hadn't played sign. He was your t-rex you dumb bitch
I don't know.
Get out there.
Let me do a little peepsy.
Why?
Let me do it.
Just do a little peepsy.
I didn't see anything.
I think we just go. I agree, I agree.
Let's leave!
Are you left?
Bye, next to us.
Careful, they're going to be holding us.
I see one.
Oh
One's lit up
Oh
I'll just argue I'm I'm a chicken nugget
They're geared bro, they're very I want my peak this time you
I tried to be on a diet. I don't need luck. I'm the
Bungie man. Watch and learn. Watch and learn. You watch
Don't shoot me in the head, shit!
Don't fucking get it!
They're wearing a kill-a-face mask and a kill-a-face mask.
Okay, that was a tough one. That was a toughy
Battle that'll happen, but don't worry huts. I got the CMS kid out. I got it out of there. It's safe and sound
That's good news that's good news we may not have much from that battle, but we've got that
I also think we no longer talk about where we are going to go and you just queue us up and I'll figure it out
Well, why don't we just switch service again? It kind of escaped stream time is for the last six and a half hours until just now
I think we do that. You want to stop?
I'll do those shots you do those shots you do those swaps you do skate. We two saves. I'll do a quick stop to do
Yes, sir
Oh
Where's Johnny's with nice tasks
I am a dude
Let me do it. Let me choose a good one. Let me choose a real good one. I'm gonna do
That one oh
All right now we proceed to see time again
No one's fucking steam sniping y'all LOL y'all just bad
I would take that it's just very nice. I wouldn't have doc you like that. I would be personally said that
Who I I don't know I it's already gone
here we go let's get in there
excellent excellent miss times excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent
excellent excellent um okay hold up are we getting a new
You kid on, one second.
One quick second.
You know, honestly, I might go, are you going big
or are you going kind of like medium?
What are you doing?
I'm going good, yeah.
I got Trooper, Bastion, Compact Sixes.
Okay, all right, let me,
I'll do I'll do you contact sixes trooper arbor and I'll bring it a decent guy. I'll bring it a decent one. I'll do
You know what fuck it over the FK 16 and if I lose it, I lose it. It's whatever
You want with the scope? Yes, should I or no? Oh shit
I mean, I wouldn't because I'm using like an ADAR with us with a hollow on it. That's true
No, it is not.
You all be the MPX, you all be the MPX.
There you go.
That's a good idea.
That there's a good idea.
That's a good idea if I've ever heard one.
Agreed.
I would see you here.
Take a little pee pee.
Take a little bit able.
You don't you don't you don't you don't you.
I'm a salad squint, what am I gonna do with that?
My hands have shit!
My hands have driven me to a salad squint!
Shit!
My man, my man!
You're an empty dookin, a empty doll!
Thanks, Miss Atlas.
Excuse me, my boy, thank you, brother.
I hope we've been time for each other.
Thanks for watching the stream of the Muggalators, big man.
Beans the word, my brother, beans the word, my brother.
Commutes, miss Atlas!
Commutes, Miss Atlas!
I shit myself or conjured your laces!
Congratulations, sir.
It's a big day for all of us. That's so great to hear and it's so great to hear.
Whoo, it really is a big day for all of us, huh?
It is so great to hear. Oh
Thank you, sir. It's easy brother. Thank you, my boy. It's really kind of you think that I hope you do it
Well, I hope you do it well. Hmm. Where's giving? I don't know where give it is. I off attending to the
the rabbits
the rabbits in the farm
Oh, I just used my entire water maxed. I'm into filter
You want to be second? How are you getting food by the way? I have literally no food
I'm all out of food. I'm going in with like 70 70 right now. Oh fantastic
Fantastic, that's great to hear
I'm almost ready. Don't you rush me dude?
Don't you rise me?
What am I? I'm gonna get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get sexually confused
Okay, all right, okay, let's ride
Why you whiteboard mr.. Not actually pretty good guys, I would say guys I
Might be biased, but I think we're doing like really good. I would do it really good
For real for real. I would do a real good
perhaps what makes you say that we're level 11 we'll have all 11 where we've
gotten like a ton of quests now we're cooking boys we aren't cooking we aren't
cooking out of percent oh yeah fucking love you I love you too good yeah are
you gonna play rush soon don't play that rush is probably over for a little bit
I would like to play Russian short bursts
Give me suck a traffic to be car to recent I've seen a lot of nuts in my day
But this has to be the healthiest most voluptuous well-shaped American nut I have ever laid eyes on
Very wise, Master Oogway. Very wise. Very wise, Master Oogway. Very wise. Very wise.
Load into a game, holy fuck. I'm waiting faster, I'm waiting faster, I'm waiting as fast as
I can boss I can't wait any faster. Okay, let me try harder
Oh, I sit on something with more thinking power than you. All right, but what's he's
Were you playing this fall? I'll play please dude. But guys, I guys, I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm I think I'm gonna talk out for a bit. I think I'm gonna talk out for a bit
I'm not even lying boys. This this seasonal thing is kind of trying to get me grooving kind of get me grooving
This is your game after all you guys you saw original game
oh
I
Pleasure in front of us
You have a vision for us. Yeah, just a gamer chair from action proficiency has to be a scav. I think it has to be a scav
Yeah, I think maybe the first ones here. I think you hit it fast
My god, excellent
Yeah, I just started to tap there
There's already here. Wait, wait, wait, wait with it
I feel alive.
Thank you for saving me, Pete, thank you for saving me.
Any time, boss, any time.
Any time, brother, any time.
You saw me kill this guy too, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
I think we have another team coming in soon.
I hear that, I hear that.
I'm going to clear out this guy real quick.
We have this whole four-dice house.
Back to the quick bag.
That was so clean.
That was nice, whoo
What's a scab a scabby's um, it's usually a robot 90% of the time but 10% of the time
Your metal
Yeah
Yeah, I don't see anything else out there. Is it do you see right?
There were cooking we're cooking like we're all seen by a scat a boy is 90% usually a robot and they look like this
But temperature the time they're a real player that use their scab
You're like I could put guns on a bit of them into the raid. Yeah, I'm good. That wasn't me
You can play as this guy, but wasn't you selects it a kit for you. It's a poop kit usually who the fuck was that?
I know was that in our building? I
Don't know if you like that sounded like it was a second
Was it I know you're a second check it out
No, we can it's an MDR careful
Oh, quick food break, I hear multiple steps, where are you at?
I'm upstairs, third floor.
Oh yeah, I'm about to take it, I'm about to take it.
Oh shit, yeah there's a real person, real person, second floor on the stairs, second floor on the stairs, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Stay back!
Stay back you demon, stay back!
with this me with this me with this with this me with this
WENDEEEESH!
MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD MOTHERFUCKER!
JUST YOU SING IT BUT NO!
YES!
YES I KILL HIM!
I think you maybe it's time to give the bug leader a little elementary at this point.
Eleventry this one
Well, I guess not everybody can be the literal bastard LeBron James of Tarkov y'all mean
Yoming of Tarkov. Yeah, so it's like kind of whatever
No, that's another so do you guys out there that might have looked impressive, but for me it's
It's another day it's another day another dollar
Lightwork no reaction
Lightwork
No reaction
Elementary rudimentary even
As if they even had a champs they were dead when they into the red
into the red
Excellent word gentlemen excellent work boys excellent
That's this information. Oh my god. I've got permission. I've got this permission. I've got this permission. Oh my god. Oh my god
Did you see that?
See that? We're on fire! We are on fire!
Mr. Hot-Eyes got missed a permission!
Oh yeah, he can have a red rebel!
Oh my god! Oh guys, how huge would that be this early in the life?
Oh my goodness, how huge!
Would that be this early in the night? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. How huge would that be?
That would be huge. That would be huge. Oh, that would be so huge.
I see they find some heels. She's a healer too. She's a healer too.
And then I'm going to grab him. And then we're going to skedaddle.
And follow me boys, follow me boys.
Have I used to have an ice cream time?
A little peeping around, a little bit of peeping, he raced eight, seven, nine, six.
I see the true name.
Stay true to his word.
Alright, follow me boys.
Follow me. Time to, time to scoot down.
Once I get Mr. Permissions Goodies, of course.
Does that just take a little peep at Mr. Permissions Goodies?
Just a little peep couldn't hurt.
Little peep has never hurt anyone.
Ah, give it, it's just a shovel.
Oh shit, you killed him!
Like you missed your permission!
Thanks, boys!
We can have something delicious in this pond.
It's something delicious.
Some delicious pockets.
Sweet little treat.
Oh, nothing too delicious.
Nothing too delicious, unfortunately.
I'm not dying for that, I'm not dying for some 5-4-5 ammo, okay?
I'm not dying for some 5-4-5 ammo, okay?
Only one, only one!
No wait, M1 the mags.
Oh she's not worth it guys, not worth it.
I'm not dying for that.
I'm not dying for some 545 M1.
No thank you, no thank you!
No thanks, I'm not dying for some 45, 545 M1.
No thank you, no thank you!
No thank you my boy!
B.S.M.O. I don't care. I don't care. I'm leaving. Maybe I'll just mark the tiger so far. I just
real quick.
Oh, I know I shouldn't have such a bad girl.
I'm such a naughty girl.
I know I shouldn't have played.
Maybe I should have played.
It's a little big.
Oh, I know I shouldn't have played.
I'm a bad girl.
Oh, ooo!
Oh, I'm a naughty girl.
Why do I shouldn't?
I'm a naughty girl!
I'm just a little peek-to-peek.
Oh, oh, oh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
So I shouldn't, though.
Just a little peek.
Oh
Little beat is a little beat
Oh, oh not even scratch on me
Oh, not even you heard someone on the other side of that wall P. Nice grab your bag and duck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sir
I'm on it. I'm
Fuck you wherever you are. Dino somewhere
I'm gonna go redeem these codes real quick. So I've got some of the back
you.
a little bit of stamina.
Why?
I don't know. I just want, I
think you'll get that far. Okay.
I don't think you're asking.
The
Do we die last raid right we died, but do we need the full around I've died for a zero
Oh my god, it's one's here. There's no way this is a coincidence, you know, nobody would be here.
Oh my god, it's a scam, okay. Ooh, that was a...
She's like behind me. There's not really a reason for you to be here right now.
Oh
You redeem it are you redeem it? Oh
I could situation any better. I'll tell you we use it a single hack of today. Have we had
I say the hacker situation has been decent for a little bit now
It's easy for a little bit if I'm not seeing hackers are seeing minimal actors
There's probably not that many to begin with
He's been such a bad girl
Oh now you've jinxed oh good heavens oh good heavens
As I think I'm gonna get this briefcase
Oh my god!
Stupid bitches.
Yeah, that's right. Well, you know, sometimes you gotta put them down.
Sometimes you gotta put them down, boys. You gotta put them down.
Oh, I know I shouldn't get this briefcase.
Know I should get this big case. I know I should just leave
I'm a naughty girl though.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna be a naughty girl.
Woo!
I know it's hollow.
Woo!
I know it's all hollow.
I know it's a little bit.
Woo!
This is going to hang about over here.
We should grab a little bit of these.
Hmm.
All right.
Oh, they're all very bad.
Oh.
I doubt we...
No tangos.
No tangos in sight.
I feel like I should already be extracting.
I don't have the sex.
Oh, they got it.
Woo!
Hey, goodness.
That was a closeie.
Excellent rage boys, excellent rage.
Wow, that was, that was a big one.
That was a big one.
Boy.
XB, four PMC kills, two quests done, massive, massive, massive, those are bangers of a raid.
By the way, gimmick is on.
I hate them.
I hate that guy.
Do we want to invite him?
Oh no, no, no, no, we got John.
Wait a minute, I forgot.
See, I told him it was complex.
I told him it was complex.
I think it goes. First, we have
the officers. Let me see. The
officers was the one that was
going to play this all night.
Yeah. You checked. Hello. Did
we? Oh, give it. Oh, I desire.
Listen. Listen. I just started.
I I my I'm not trying to join
the squad because I'll be holding
you back. I'm not trying to join
the squad because I'll be holding
back unless you want me to but I can't ask a very important question yep but
are there any perks I have to have this I would just copy mine mine are the best
are you ready you're sure about that I'm sure I know the best I'm certain all
right all right positive modifiers marathon runner yes thrombophilia
must. Must. What a G. Yes. That
one is lock. Oh, because I have.
Oh, I had the homophobia. Uh
per uh negative per. I gotta take
that one off. Alright. What
per marathon? Yeah, I think you
need to say. I'm not homophobic.
Oh, what? It's my character. It's
my character. Not me. I am not
homophobic. I love everybody.
It's the first negative per.
On Tarkov, okay. All right. Okay. I'm
Sure hemophilia apologies apologies guy
A slight of the time a slight of the time a slight of the time
it's a mystery. It's time to talk now,
who?
Who?
I'm gonna talk to you.
Marathon runner,
Ramaphilia,
prodigy, right?
And Lucky.
What is Lucky?
Fortuna Lovato.
Be in your favor tonight
is what that means in Spanish?
Yes.
All right, I'll get Lucky.
All right.
And what are the lucky?
Maybe.
And now you're going to do?
Well, that hurt in the negatives polydipsia.
OK, Wannick fatigue syndrome.
Dr. Jack is going to 20 percent.
Wait, hold on.
Energies can do twice or just in fact, I don't ask questions.
Just listen to that.
OK, I'm trying to go through this week.
Give it. Let me taste that for hours.
Let me taste that one quick.
Hutch started streaming five hours before the servers were live.
I hopped in two hours before the servers were live.
We have gone over this a hundred times every week.
I also interviewed every single Tarkov player in the category.
I should say, all right, holy crap.
So you have well that hurt.
You have polydipsy.
You have chronic fatigue syndrome.
And then Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Jekyll and then do allergic and then third leg.
I will say allergic selects three random items from the provisions and medications category
that you will be allergic to forever.
And have you heard what lemon is allergic to?
No.
Water.
What are you allergic to?
Oh my god.
You got very unlucky.
Us lucky gentlemen, we haven't even figured out what we're allergic to because we have
I mean, oh, it doesn't tell you.
You just have to try on air.
They need to try on air.
Yes.
You can take a sip of water and see if I'm.
So living literally when if I'm allergic to water,
I'm going to.
And he took a sip of water and said, you have an allergy
to water.
Oh, yeah.
Your hands start shaking.
You can't see nothing.
I mean, it is a pure allergy.
Dude, if I'm allergic to Apex, I'm packing it up.
Yeah.
Luckily, I've checked.
I've tested Apex so far.
I've tested CMS kids, I've tested S-Mart, too.
So I'm, I mean, I have tested like all the things
I use throughout the whole life,
but I feel like I'm pretty good either way.
Being a peanut grew up in the fucking dirt
because we're not allergic to nothing.
No, we're not allergic to nothing.
That's a race, a race in the country.
Yeah.
You're probably allergic to like moonshine and super water.
Something fantastic.
Something you never, ever drink.
Yeah, so, okay, yeah, honestly,
As much as I'd love to have you come play this,
we're kind of like, I'm kind of on that grind time.
No, no, no, I didn't expect it.
I, I, dude, I got, we gotta open the map.
I hear Mr. John is just starting to,
maybe Mr. John, maybe Mr. John, maybe we go.
Perfect.
Catch up to us.
Wait, wait, wait, guys,
I know I know you're using me, you don't have a map.
Couldn't you technically get through all the maps
in five minutes?
Like, you don't,
on the map since going to energy like three times,
could you just go in, kill himself, go in,
kill himself, go in, kill himself?
Yeah, you could definitely do that.
I can't hear anything.
I'm in a cutscene right now.
Sorry boys, holy shit
Unescapable as soon as John is done unlocking up the woods
We're gonna play with John until you're done unlocking up the woods and they're gonna play with you and then all of that again
John is about to say this is complicated and then as soon as all that's done if
Officer comes back unfortunately officer has first dance. Yeah, of course, of course
Woods is a little bit of work
Just do a four to five man. I wasn't expecting anything. I just I just wanted it
I just wanted to get your guys's expertise.
And I did it right at a great time because Lemon went, I got to go and just left.
I guess we could do a four to five, man, but I just that sounds horrible.
I can sub out. I can sub out. No problem.
Not a lot of people.
I mean, I don't know guys.
I mean, it's about hours deep.
I do not mind literally whatsoever.
So once no, no, no, y'all are caught up.
I will be the first one to step out.
No problem.
Me and Zara can't catch up, we can't catch up, you guys just go catch up and we'll figure it out, you guys go catch up and we'll figure it out.
We're gonna be doing different shit, well honestly we're already trying to do different shit because we've been unlocked and stuff, me and Hyde's are on different stuff even though we shined together.
So, just go get up to Woods Unlock and let's all regroup and let's see what we wanna do, maybe we wanna do a three man or four man, maybe we wanna do a five man.
We'll figure it out, but just go get into Woods Unlock in a little time.
Where you wanna go Mr. gimmick?
I'm sorry, there's an unskibble little cutscene, I don't know what's going on.
I will invite you to a call.
There you go, there you go.
I moved him, I moved him, I moved him.
Put him behind Wendy's, damn it.
I moved him, I moved him.
All right, I'm telling you, we are cooking today, Hodge.
We are cooking.
I'm gonna be honest, I went ahead and grabbed an MDR from the redeemed tab.
If I have to use an AR again, I'm jumping.
Jumping, I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Jumping up and down for joy?
Yeah, that's exactly what I meant, yep.
Oh, oh, dude, that's awesome, that's great for you.
Jumping up and down, look, he's a happy fella.
He's a five men one cup.
What would five guys even do with a cup?
What's going on there?
Just hanging out.
Just hanging around?
Hanging out and holding it.
Just I hold it for a little bit,
then you hold it for a little bit.
Like one of those things,
You go to like like a new group and like they have the hacky sack or whoever told them the hacky sack is the one that talks and shares
Think about themselves. I'm pretty sure that's a talkies talking stick
Um, oh my god, they mean bad habit better find Malboro, Wilson or strikes cigarettes and rain
You can have you can find 15 of each of you want to
Yeah, I just got that one. That's nice. That's that one. That's nice. Well, it's what what are we on now? I
Think the best thing that we can go do right now
for both of us is to go to shoreline and mark all those locations.
Okay, boss.
I want to do that more markers.
We're grinders.
We are grinders.
We're doing good.
We're doing really good.
I'm telling you, we're playing like top in the world right now.
Right now.
We're the best.
We're the best at it now.
You're so good.
You're doing pretty good, boss.
Oh, Mr.
Caboose, what are you doing?
Get some more good, man.
I'm just going to find the best dude.
And Mr.
Super Mexican
Thank you. I find some way good man. Good. I'm mad and
Mr. Meepaw baby. We're taking some way good man. Good. I'm mad
Thank you, my boys. We change your mom. Oh
You do a flip I'll tell you guys I'm telling you if there was a ranking system of who I was farce
I bet we're top five top five
And come up
Whoo, you know, we might do we got a bad
So good
Yeah, so good. Oh, yeah, I also got a touch the SUV as well on this map
Joe Mars
Yeah, you're ahead of me. I don't have that one yet. Well, oh wait, maybe maybe um, maybe maybe it's because you're ugly
Double-check that I think it's in the Senate over the numbers
Fuck your bussy Oh
Right after.
I mean, the first a moment.
You better a moment after.
Skart, split.
All right, you better.
Just a moment after.
You're about to twirl on it, Professor.
Look what I mean.
A moment after.
Oh.
She was level 42 by now.
Yeah, but she's got no bitches.
She's got no bitches.
Excellent point excellent point hodge. That's why they pay you the big bucks, but she's got no bitches, right?
This race isn't against us in the business
This race is against us and the bitch havers the sex havers
Mm-hmm, which is a very small group very small group of guys and I'd say we're number one number number
And that very very specific
He has a wife no no that's
that's fake news. That's fake news. That's fake news. That's fake news. Unfortunately,
precisely, precisely, precisely. Uh huh. Are we going to get in the right this week? Or
Oh, I was I was hoping for next week. Actually. Oh, okay. All right. I'll set the schedule.
schedule. Mitchell it in. Hmm. I'm gonna go pay. I'll be back.
Okay. Okay.
This fall, Hunter been has a chance to give a $25,000 computer.
The hell is in a $25,000 computer?
I forgot what's in it, it was like all like super crazy stuff, like it was about that
much too, like 25, 30.
I forgot what's in it.
Oh, Threadripper, yeah, Threadripper,
but it was nothing that would help with video games.
It was like, guys, I pretty much,
I pretty much like the 5090 and like the 9950 XCV
are like the best you can get in the world,
even if you do spend 30K.
Even if you do have a Threadripper,
even if you do have, like, other stuff,
I don't think it gets any better.
I don't think there's anything that it can do.
Yeah, even if you have a Blackwell,
Which is, I think for like companies and stuff
and like huge rendering.
Even, I think that performs worse than at 5090
when it comes to video games, I'm pretty sure.
Where's Double Meat?
Double Meat's been in like Japan for a month or something.
For somewhere.
Oh, guys, slow down.
Oh, yeah, his BC was built just for your scene renders
and edits.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know, I'm Mr. Peanut.
I'm kind of in tune with that info.
I know the inside stuff.
I know the inside stuff about literally my guys.
I thought it was.
I
You don't know shit much every kind of sin. I don't know what I've been told a green frogs got a red asshole
I don't know. I don't know what that means. I
The being the mean to you again P get it cost us 2400 dollars get wrecked on the up charge
Oh
Word word word word word word just found out stop words got me they pranked me good
They told me what they do they sold my guy a thirty thousand dollar PC
Really cost 25 of the books
Sons of bitches sons of bitches the sons of bitches
By the way before some idiot runs Twitter guys
That's literally impossible. It's a joke. That is not how anything works in the entire world
Please God. I know night. I'm sending you understand that I'm joking
There's 1% and those guys are my sponsors, so I just have to remind you guys that's literally impossible
And listen like literally selling human organs for PC parts now. Let's ride
And
Ride a massage where the force spots you at the market again
Really again
By the way, yeah, just
Being my thorax almost black
Engagements and Jesse. Oh, do I got this cool hat? You do I look do I look great?
I look great. Oh
Yeah, I look sweet like snazzy. No, I do I totally look so sweet
Dude, all the scabs are gonna be super jellies.
You're so jealous.
I also very much regret my sight choice.
This thing sucks.
Oh, it's the ambulances.
Oh, guys, let's go right real quick, then.
Because now I can get the SCV at the same time.
Yeah?
Or should we go to the resort first?
I would go res-
I mean, we're gonna be late now.
We can go right first, fuck it.
I thought it'd be way too late.
We're gonna- there's two ambulances there anyway, so might as well.
Hmm.
Let's try it.
Open heavens! Gotcha!
You trying to sneak up on me, boss?
The only time I had some fucking happen with computer stuff was that time I went to Micro Center.
those Lee and Lee fans with the videos on them or with the like the screen on them and then I got
home and one of them had a pics of an Asian baby on it which is really weird. Wait wait wait that's
not a real story. That's a real story yeah and it kind of worries me because that wasn't a new pack
as you didn't say pre-owned it didn't say it didn't say use it was a new three pack of Lee and Lee
a screen fans and when I got home one of them had a literal picture of someone's
Asian baby I remember I'd be out of my dress up a little like baby suit or
something it was obviously a family type photo it was on one of my shit it was
completely it said it was a completely new son a fan so unless I don't happen
I mean it did happen one of the workers at the factory yeah maybe they just
sat there they just like oh we got a test make sure it works let's put my baby
on there well it's not a joke I made yeah what did you say
you know I had no other pictures oh I've got to be a stack of my IG by the
way that's good how many bullets are we working with three mags of 30 okay this
This is literally the last guy I have my inventory, so let's hope that you have the aim of a god.
I do. I do. I do.
Where's the SUV at? That's on the road, right?
Or is it not?
Oh my god, the SUV's in the swamp, dude.
Let's go market. We're already over here.
Oh my god.
Always get tricked by this every wife is in the in the photo in the picture. It shows it on a road
Oh, yeah, there's real person that's real person
That's a Russian that's a real Russian
Come on, let's blast him!
Got him!
Nice.
AAAAAAAAH!
I...
Oh, he's packing!
He's packing, boss!
Nice.
I'm gonna run over here, and he'll have a very broken body.
What is dbx 95 5.8 by 42 without that that's that round for that gun I think what guy
Gunner using or the gun that he had oh my god you're right
What is this?
What the hell?
What do they have this in the game?
China gun?
Whoa.
I think that's one of the new ones.
This he looks sweet
This he looks cool
China guy, huh?
Number one
For the baby
For major debate after major debate after major debate after major debate
I
Heard King Kong is cool or lucky
What's that thing called?
Hong Kong Kong I heard Hong Kong is cool. I've heard Hong Kong is cool. That place is pretty chill
I'm pretty sure it doesn't maybe I'm thinking something else. I
Have one magazine and 30 bullets left. We are super fucked. We have to get out of here. We ought to play these things get out of here
hmm okay oh yeah there's guys in the
street on the left oh my god
actually dead I'm dead I'm real dead I'm
real dead he's all I went out the door
he was to the left on the street
who's just standing there
yeah yeah good work on I lost my China
Not, bitch ass.
I'll see if I can get it back, Bob.
Thanks, boss, thanks, boss.
I see my MPX is probably one of the ones I'm even giving the MPX.
Okay, I'll have to try to get him.
Ooh.
Come to China?
Oh, you know what, actually?
You know what, I was thinking, no.
Absolutely not.
Mmm
Not a chance an L. I'd rather smoke crack while skydiving
Thank you for the offer though, I appreciate that I appreciate that
There's no bad suggestions. No bad answers. No bad answers
No bad answers
Honestly, I will say China's wall is kind of aura.
I was, I mean, pretty sweet.
That's kind of what I'll give them that.
I will say it loses a little bit of aura for two reasons.
Number one, sometimes it's really tall, like a castle, like you would see in medieval times.
And then sometimes it's literally just like mud and 10 feet high.
The second reason the wall is a little bit of aura is because if you look at the edge of it in
The ocean you can just take a light swim 10 seconds to go around it. You know get right around it
What do you matter?
Why did they build that wall? I believe it was it was a long time ago obviously, but it was like
I do it was like a couple weeks ago or something couple weeks ago. It was at least about a week ago
Sheesh
tweaked in hope
Sorry
Sheesh, yeah, so when China built that wall about a week ago
Hmm, I think it was me to keep the Mongolians out which I've heard stories of Mongolian those guys were whoo those guys were ripping people apart
part. Do you know how Mongolia guy got buried? Mr. Mongolia. They took him out to a hidden
location and then killed everybody who knew the location of which they took him. Almost
almost. Okay. They went out there with a bunch of guys and like four or six of like his most
trusted confidants or whatever and those guys killed all the people that were at the the funeral and then
the and then I think the confidants came back and then they killed themselves so
out of solidarity so that not even them could be
Tortured to give out the information
You think they were like, do you know where he's at and they were like, no, I don't oh do you?
Do you know Gary's that?
No, I don't.
I don't.
They killed themselves.
I don't think, no, I don't think there were, many people were asking any questions, though.
Do you know Gary's that?
Nope.
Nope, I don't.
Yeah, I've been, I'm pretty sure I may have possibly taken that because I believe profusely
now.
All the time.
Oh, yep. Look at that. Already bleeding again.
Oh, incredible. Incredible.
Honestly, if I just went ahead and do the X-Fax, we'd have to mug all this stuff again.
Yeah, true.
It's like the chances that I'm going to survive.
Oh, you got this.
What?
With you. What?
You got this. How did you say you got this?
I mean, I'm still trying to fix this bleed.
still still bleeding why is there a fixed that we use it oh my arm hey white my
allergic to graces oh dude away
oh no there goes there goes he go thank you I just can't be moving oh I guess
I have no arms
Well, you find you need an arm to run
Well, you can take back the lighthouse
Oh, I got another blade.
I should lose the arms.
Maybe you're losing the arms.
Maybe.
I'm not too sure.
Hmm.
I should lose the energy.
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
Oh, that is so great to hear, Bob.
Oh, that's so great to hear, Bob.
Okay.
Officially just slow walking out of here. I think you actually had food on you. Ah, I run. Oh, you there you go boys
I took it for that Russian
Lurgy to nipples maybe you're allergic to nipples
Nipples mm-hmm. I don't think I'm allergic to nipples
Maybe you're allergic to getting bitches.
Oh, I got another bleed.
Okay, maybe Dr. Janko was not the move.
I don't...
If this is what it actually does, this is annoying.
Yep.
That is four bleeds in three seconds.
Damn.
That's the same because I keep sprinting.
That would have to be something new to the end of the game.
That was never the case.
No, it had to be
Don't sprint it's because you're sprinting
I mean with this fresh wound. Oh, I see what's going on
Holy shit, wait wait wait no
We never learned this touch because it never mattered before dr. Janko or whatever
So I'm getting worried that when you run it opens up the fresh wound
But we never knew it because once you patch up a fresh wound for the second time it permanently closed it
And then we run again, so we never learned that but now that we have Dr.
Jankle where fresh wounds can never be patched up now every time you sprint it opens up again
What the fuck did we put ourselves through yep or that is not
Good that is not good. That is the worst of news. That's every fight we get in the moment
We get a bleed any time we run we will then bleed again
We found out
We oh my why did I let you talk me into kids do we set it with talk coins?
Do we should change it?
You got a lot of credit card so fast. You luck has it really I really should a lot do it a lot so far, right?
Or has it?
As luck help this at all
Maybe luck is the reason why we're not getting a bad
What's it called what that allergy I doubt that
Hello G sent a no not word around the office is you got a fat cock
The rumors are true. Oh, excellent, great gentlemen excellent, great.
Oh
Wait luck just might be gun jams
You know if that's all it is I'm removing that immediately
I thought luck was like when you open containers you have a chance of getting better stuff
That's what I thought guys. Does anyone actually know if they've released what luck is
That's what would look like
You reset the perks every sets the account oh
Oh my god, dude. We fucked up hard. We fucked up hard and I fucked up even more. I just turned in all the food
And I am currently hungry and cannot buy any crackers. Fantastic. Fantastic. I want to die. I
I want to die.
I doubt it, we sent you a whole account.
Let me see, where do you buy this whole reset boozy?
There you get this.
Special offers.
I'm bringing you two mags out, one mag in your gun, a salua, a painkiller, a grenade, ammo, razor, headset, untar helmet.
Thank you, Dagie.
We got your ring.
Thank you, sir.
Wait, what is this?
I just wanted an executive BMC pack that's two, 27,600 Darkoids.
What is this?
PvE upgrade.
That's my life.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's stupid.
That's stupid.
How do you change?
How do you say all right how do you how do you change that
It's a three-week wait, Mr. P.
Ah!
Um...
Battle Pass?
Oh, Battle Pass?
Reset Seasonal Character Progress.
But, boys, why is...
Everybody in chat telling me that you've misled me on these perks.
Well...
you're getting one guy. You're
getting one guy. You're getting
one guy. You're getting one guy.
You're getting one guy. You're
getting one guy. Should I or
should I not reset my character
immediately? No, you're fine.
Let me just give you the full
information. Okay. Let me give you
the full information. Let's do
And for every wipe previous and this is like we just learned when you get a heavy bleed
You then have something called a fresh wound after you fix it, right?
right right right and
It can be open now that would reopen randomly and then you would heal it up and it would be fixed forever, right?
Right, which is how we all thought it worked when in reality the way it worked
was that when you've got a heavy bleed and you heal it up you have a fresh wound and
Then whenever you spread it then reopens that wound up to where the then you have to heal it up
but because you have dr. Jekyll
Because you have dr. Jekyll that a great wound a great doctor indeed that wound will reopen
Unlimited time so basically once every single time every single time once you spread so basically once you have a heavy bleed
You pass it up. You can no longer sprint for the rest of that raid without bleeding. Oh
We're talking about the same heavy bleed like the heavy bleed you get like
We're talking about the light bleed that you will
Pretty much bleed out in around a minute. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. This still could be worse worth it
Guys whenever we have situations like this is Augusta's we were that way the white was have a suggestion
there's PFCs here. Come on. I mean that sounds great. It's gonna take a while to
have unlimited Zagustin. You'll figure it out. Get back in there champ. Get what's
unlocked boys. Godspeed. I mean remember this. As long as you're not allergic to
Zagustin's you're fine. Oh yep well I've got that. That could be a situation.
That could be a situation indeed.
That could be a bit of a situation.
Okay, I guess you won't know that for a little while.
You know what, I might actually do you have a suggestion that I can test that out on?
Because if I'm allergic to suggestions with this, I'm gonna die.
Let's ride.
This one, I am really hungry.
And back
Yeah, I got you back. Hey, thanks
I can get I am we can you change it?
You can change it's compact for a thingy to from their base
It's a barter. Oh, I haven't no I don't
I'm sure you guys
Wait, what do I need to bring by the way you got a lot of myself what I need to read
I don't think anything.
Okay, good.
The therapist is not showing anything currently.
You don't have the, the, the, who's he doosy?
It's not even showing me a singular thing.
Oh, great.
In the therapist's options.
Oh, well, okay, you know what?
I'll get you some crackers.
Okay, I'll get you two packs of crackers.
Does that sound good, Mars?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's been really hard, Mars.
I'm just doing my part.
Doing my part you're welcome, sir. You are so welcome
Literally every single trader is showing for me besides the therapist. Well, maybe maybe I
Made did you make an off-brand comment to her?
Did you mention her weight? Did you ask if she was pregnant? Did you ask if there's a time?
Maybe you made off off-brand commenter that's I might have that could have said a wrong
That could that would I mean if you're unkind people are unkind to you that's that's the golden rule. That's a golden rule
No
hmm
I don't know. I don't
Be anything. Oh
Mr. Necklome. I want to get some boy. Good man. Good. Ah, man. Thank you, my boy. Please. Thank you, my boy
Thank you, my boy. Please. Thank you, brother. We do. I brought it. I brought 100 ammo. We'll do it. We got it. We got it.
He's allergic to her.
You and Peanut have fucked so many people copying you.
I mean, you know, when we really think about it, think of the amount of these four.
You know what, can I get a one in the chat if you blindly trusted us in leading you astray?
Can I just get a singular one and oh my god
Remember we got dr. Jekyll's to the week we get lucky
Lucky boys
All you need to do
It's have unlimited suggestions
And guys the money you got a benefit to you got a plus one lock
Which we haven't really seen what that does so far know what that does
You don't know what that is, but it what if it becomes a big deal? Well, hey guys
guys. Let me guess what's gonna
happen.
And chance at becoming a
billionaire.
Two weeks from now.
People are gonna be like, oh my God.
This is really cool thing and talk
about, but you can only do it with
the luck perk.
Wait, maybe luck, maybe luck.
Maybe luck is to deal with ricochet
because ricochet is lucky.
That's true.
Boom.
Last dance.
Look at that.
What if lucky means when you pop an
Double double shovel up a ding dong stem. You're luckily not gonna die from it unless you're a holler. I'm a ding along a doomsyn
Yep. Yes, exactly. Oh stem. Yeah
Hey, hey, same thing. I should help you yet. Well, maybe it has maybe we've been certain search and crazy getting like what excite them
You know, they say you don't know until you know
I
Guys, I don't think we've heard all these good people. I think we have hell all of these good people
By making them
What the absolute fuck is this, Hodge?
What is this? You give me a blue helmet? Are you-
Is this on purpose so I can shot instead of you?
You didn't even have a helmet. You're fucking welcome.
You're welcome boss.
Fuck this helmet.
Are you kidding me? I have a black helmet.
You have a black helmet.
Wait, you know what actually? You know what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How much damage does a light bleed do?
How much damage does a light bleed do?
It cooks you. It cooks you.
No, no, no, but can it outweigh a propatol?
No. No.
BOOM! You even need his degustion! One propatol! You're good!
Unless you're allergic. But both. And then, God hates you.
We should go up and mark this ambulance. We have a pretty good spot for it. At the resort.
Yeah, pretty sure I give it a fashion helmet. And you're wearing a fashion helmet now.
You're just kind of suspicious. That's a liiiiittle...
No! You literally said, look, I got a nice, lucky hat!
Yeah, I know I don't now I remember because I had to take off my helmet and my
head said to put on the look yet. Wait you're damn right I said that I do my
fucking bastard back. No this isn't your fashion I got this one out of my stash.
I need your stash. My local court stopped working there for a second. It's been a
long day boss. That's okay. That's a 13 and a half hour.
You stole it. He's a thief a liar and a cheat a liar and a cheat
We do about this he's committed treason. Oh my god. I don't know if that'll help but we can try
Having epilepsy really adds to the goon says
It maybe that's just your lying towel that your voice changed
changed. You want that? You have reached a voicemail box up at your map. Please leave
a message after the tone. Not immediately. Mail box is full. Fuck you. So is odds. Tostidas,
Doritos Locos Tacos Hot Puckets, David.
Oh!
Doritos Locos Tacos.
Oh, that sounds busted, right?
That sounds busted.
Oh, so pretty.
That sounds busted.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Hey, where's the second one?
Is it in the back?
It's directly in front of you.
Now, the other one, there's two on the road,
and then there's one inside of the what's it called, the much
McCulloch, the Hoosie Doozie.
Who's he doozy? Yeah, who's he doozy out of juice out of juice? Oh
guys, yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe she went back to the road P. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay everyone here
Yeah, I don't know about you, but I still choose to the lock for a dog feeling pretty lucky
Now here's the question what are you gonna get on early again tomorrow so we can continue where we left off?
Oh, per maybe, perchance, maybe not,
can you square bumps?
Per perchance, per maybe, though, per not, as well.
It depends, it depends heavily.
The rig, 50-50.
We're at 50-50 right now, 50-50.
Gotcha!
I killed him, I killed him.
No, I got that, that was behind him.
I killed him.
That was behind him, I saw it.
I killed him.
That was my bullet.
I saw him.
I saw that.
My bullet fell as fast as he was.
Even if he shot at the same time, my bullet hit him first.
I shot that and I killed him.
I shot him.
With Angelina Jolie.
And my ass looked fantastic while I was doing it.
I shot him.
You didn't shoot him.
I could tell from the way he fell that that was a peanut.
The trajectory of my bullet leaving my gun was perfect in every way and I killed him.
Unfortunately, that's not true.
Unfortunately.
I would love to tell you that is true.
Able to read you would have seen through reading the bullet bass
Don't don't think too hard don't think I don't don't think too hard careful skiddy-skiddy-skiddy
Don't have a brain wash
you hit it now you hit it now you hit it now
Oh, I'm sorry to the left to the left.
Forget it. Forget it. Forget it.
Forget it. Forget I said anything.
Forget it.
Just forget it.
Working hard, boss.
I'm working hard. I'm working hard to please. Yeah.
Yeah, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
Do you love it?
You left it.
Yeah, oh that was a good one. Yeah, oh, yeah
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my pussy poppin. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Did you just hop in it? Oh, absolutely. Oh
My little poppy poppy. My little poppy cool. Give me some of those beans. Will I be great at just
Oh
You're a master at no time. You know what? I'd have to agree the people who said oh my god
It's a bunchy. It's a bunchy. It's a bunchy. We can see what she's into the fence. I'm
good
I'm in a terrible spot, bro
Really bad spot. Oh, yeah
Really bad spot for me
I'm dead
Need you to pop off right now P
I'm popping up!
I'm trying to pull a peek.
I'm working on it!
Good one.
I don't know.
Oh no.
What's up, you ever shot a bullet P?
I'm working on it. Oh
What a lot of pressure
I go another you stop a shot of bullet P
What are you love?
I'm doing it. I'm going in. I'm going in. Oh
We heavens
I
Come another piece then you still have not shot a boy
Nated P. I just got nated I just got nated you still have not shot a boy
No, I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. No you saved it
You're safe now you see
I saved you, I saved you, don't worry, I saved you, I saved you, I saved you, I saved you.
I shot every bullet out of all my ammo, out of all my mags, no way that happened, wait
Where did I do that?
Officer's back? Really?
Get away!
Hunch, hunch, hunch!
Is there anybody here?
Hunch, hunch, hunch!
Hunch, hunch!
Hunch, hunch, hunch! Is there anybody here?
Did you speak to me?
Speak to me.
Oh
Take this
I did I did
I did I did I did I did hot hot
Oh my god, oh my god, the best. Oh my god. Oh my god the best. What is that?
Holy shit. Oh my god
Look, look where it's a pan.
Meow.
Look, oh my God.
Holy crap.
You have to see what I just got.
Hunch, hunch, hunch.
Hunch?
It's hunch-hunch.
Hunch?
It's hunch-hunch.
You don't have to ever see this before you guys, is that new?
Is that new?
That's gotta be new.
That's got, that has to be added right now, that has to have been added really, really
recently.
Is that new?
Is that?
That's that luck thing, probably.
Hunter, you gotta come over here and see us, look at this.
Hunter!
Where the hell?
Where the hell is Hunter?
Where the hell is...
Hunter's always hunting, hunting nanny stuff.
I bet he's...
I bet he's over there hiding over there, probably just gonna jump out and scare me.
Ah!
Oh, I bet...
Oh, I bet Hunter's always falling and breaking something.
Oh
I can't wait oh
My goodness oh
Oh my god
God he's gonna get so good actually out to this blanks out to this break up to you. Oh my goodness
You know what? No, I'm gonna I'm gonna speak up on him. I'm gonna speak up on how many I'm gonna figure out where he is
I'm a street type. It's like no way the reason he can't scare me
I'm back. I'm back. Sorry. I had to I had to just relock in. What were you saying? Oh,
yeah. No, I was I was just mourning your loss. I was mourning. I was mourning your loss with
Mike, Mike, I'm glad you're here.
Really, we're just sharing good memories of you.
So just a couple of questions, if you don't mind answering.
Yep, uh-huh, yep.
Shoot.
Where the fuck were you at?
Dude, let me tell ya, I was right there.
Like, were you saving a family of seven?
I was pinned behind an ambulance.
I had a family of four.
My kids, they were birthed.
They went to school.
They graduated high school with a college, got a degree in multiple things, went past
our college, grew their own families, and you didn't shoot a single bullet in the entire
time!
It was a complicated situation.
It was a very complex, very fragile situation.
There was diplomacy, there was movements that had to be made.
You understand, there was a lot of decisions that had to be made very quickly, very quickly
had to be made very quickly they had to be made and I and I was the one that had
to make those decisions it's about the people yeah I'm gonna go watch the bot
and if you were living while I was in literal fucking hell no I'm gonna be
pissed I'm gonna go and walk because if you didn't kill 19 people I'm gonna be
I'll be there. Okay. Oh, okay. He's muted. Okay. Well, well, we weren't looting, so
We'll be safe there. We'll be we'll be safe
We'll be safe there. We'll be safe there, which is good. We'll be safe. That's good. That's good. We'll be safe there
Well, we weren't taking looting. I was I was trying to get up in that grill. You know how about guys? I was I was just
find the right angle I was just fine the right angle I had to get I was trying to
get up in their grill you come up boys I just couldn't find that perfect angle I
just couldn't find that perfect angle really really get up in their grill you
tell my guys that's why I didn't go that good for me I was good for hodge I was
I was I was I was I was looking around I was trying to find a good angle what
where I would just die I mean and you know and then well then hutch die and
And so that's, I mean, that's, I mean, ooh, that's just how it goes sometimes.
You never know.
Never know what can happen.
Because it could be anything.
It could be anything.
Now, weird and hodgetyne, because I would love to have my bastard back in the store.
I would love that.
Does anyone want to hodgetyne?
Hmm.
Um...
Hmm...
Ambulance? Oh, fantastic, Nikki boys.
Oh, oh, Mr. Hutch, Hutch! Wake up!
Wake up, Hutch, wake up!
It's time, it's time to go!
It's, it's time to, it's time to get out of here.
Come on, Hutch, it's time to get out of here.
Mr. Hutch, there's no time for leasing around, Hutch.
There's no time, come on, Hutch.
We gotta go, come on, Hutch.
Mr. Hutch, we gotta get out of here.
Come on, Mr. Hutch.
There's no time.
There's no time, Mr. Hodge, there's no time, there's no time, he's laying on the job,
he's laying on the job, what is he doing, he's taking a little nap, Hodge, there's
no time, there's no time for naps, Mr. Hodge, Mr. Hodge, wake up, wake up Mr. Hodge, oh,
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I get a little nervous in stressful situations. Sorry.
Come on, I'll grab your arm. Come on, grab it.
Oh, shit, sorry. Oh my god, sorry. I get a little nervous around handsome guys.
Oh, you're okay. Okay, you just keep tight. I'll come back for you.
You take a little nap. I've set an alarm for 30 minutes. I'll be back.
All right, follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
I paid the spots for this. Yes, yes, you do stop points. Yes.
That is correct. That is correct. You do yes. That is accurate statement star forage and accurate statement. Yes
Yes, yes, yes, do please not re-evaluate please not reevaluate our contract. Please. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, you do. Yes
Yes, if you have any other questions, I'm at your service. I'm at your service. Good sir. I'm at your service. Good sir
Worth it. Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah
You take that deal boys. That's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal. You take that deal boys
You take that deal
Just get out you're gonna get out of here. I got hutches
God I would say I'm a hot shower, but I think it's fine. You want I'll just give it back to him
I think he's having a rough time. He's having a rough go. We'll give him. We'll pretend like this is my helmet
We'll give it back.
Huts mad and got to walk it off.
Listen, I'm totally fine with being nice to Huts
because of the situation.
But let's not lie to ourselves and pretend
he's not rolling around.
Let's be realistic here for a second.
We can be nice without lying.
That's just not necessary that we have to.
Fib, we're all adults here.
We're all adults here.
We can speak truthfully.
We can speak openly and candidly.
Waddled, Waddled. He maybe is waddling to get into the pressure on him.
I'm just waddling enough. It appears. He waddled away. Waddled, Waddled, Waddled.
And I just walked up to the Bastion Helmet stand and said to the Peter, right at the stand,
Hey! Bump, bump, bump. Got my Bastion Helmet?
Many want a little way what a lot of water many want a little way what a lot of
what oh shit hold up give me one big second
one big thing
a quick delivery a quick to be a delivery to be a delivery
I
It's tomatoes my girlfriend
Does not have a job just random shit like tomatoes
Let me tell you she's the best damn farmer in the fucking West these are the best tomatoes I've ever had my life
He's the best at tomatoes I've ever had in my damn life, let me tell you.
I can eat anything, I'll eat shit off the floor, and even I can tell the difference between
these tomatoes and store-bought tomatoes.
They are good, these are fantastic.
Nice barber, that's good.
I'm going to go.
Hey.
Hey, Pena.
My answer.
My answer in this question for me.
Yeah, I is it that I get back into my seat.
And my entire chat is saying water, water, water.
And my entire chat is saying waddle, waddle, waddle.
Because I know that I didn't just get raw-dogged by a girthy man from behind.
Lose everything that is near and dear to me.
Need my friend in a dire situation to be abandoned for him to crack a fucking fat joke as I get up.
I get to meet us. I hope you choke on those fucking tomatoes. Oh, well, yes, I'm very kind. It's very nice. That's the truth. It's the truth. It's a nice to see. It's the truth. It's a nice to see.
Oh, my God. Yeah, what was that? I got, by the way, I got your, uh, Don and your, uh, shin helmet.
and what and oh and I'm your armor and I'm your armor I'm your armor and
I
Please listen to
Banger for kills
I come to you today to ask you
I'll tell you Max. I think I'll tell you Max. Are you okay?
You got my head set boss. You got my head set. You got my I'll give you my head set
I got you
I got a fucking free boss judge your way judge your way I'll shoot up to see you boss
They're going
So a grenade
Well was thrown perfectly at my head. Okay, I dodged the first one. I was close. Oh close one
after I killed two
Starts a second grenade
landed in the exact same perfect spot
Dodged it, but that was a close one. Oh did a little damage did a little damage. I'm sure body was red
I was on life support. Oh
then sadly
The hunger got the best of me and I died to starvation
So
Holy
Would die to starvation
Thank you so much any time any time boys any time
I am gonna ask is there a chance
You have any more food you mind if I bump a tomato
Would you mind? Oh, no, I don't mind at all. Unfortunately the tomatoes are not transferable to the game
Let me um
Let me how long how far we leave them. Oh, yeah, we're almost a flea market. Anyways, we're almost a flea market
So close, bro. We're so close. We are so close. Oh
Great news I can buy some crackers
Fantastic, that's great news. Oh
Great news. So I've got a gun mags
Helmet a headset armor with the rig you just need to be extra ammo box and some heels, okay
Okay, what was I using five five six? Yes five five six. Yes. Okay. I got I don't know if I'm
getting one guy but I saw guys see the officer was back. Oh really? I don't know. I'm gonna get
one guy. You might be getting one guy. I'm gonna get one guy. I feel like that officer was back.
You'd come in here first
Yeah, I got one guy. I got one guy
Okay, okay. Oh my god gimmick reset as a cap wait actually there we go
I
Oh
We do something can we have all my chat and your chat go over there and say that we were trolling him and that
The original whatever the hell wasn't that bad after all
If we we've got some out of word it that way it's all like yeah, let's see that
You cook what's best way to word that guys?
They were joking.
Dr. Jenkins doesn't do what he said.
He was joking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dr. Jekyll.
Yeah, let me, haha.
Dr. Jekyll doesn't do what Peanut said.
It's, it's, it's completely fine.
The situation is fine.
All right.
That's perfect.
There we go.
That is perfect.
Good thing, good thing.
His chat
Damn it. What they sent you over here
They hold up out on this map. Oh, I kill I'm the one who killed him by the way got the kill got the kill she
I
They got right run it back run it back
Oh, let me watch this clip of them fighting and bees. They were joking who's joking like IRL real mad
Like Jekyll doesn't do what he said
You know it's figured out their perks are peak. This is this is they sent you over here
They sent you over here. No, no chess moving way too fast. They sent you over here
to say that, and it only confirms, it only confirms,
they, this isn't natural chat, this is unnatural chat.
My chat doesn't move this fast,
which means that you were directed here.
You came here by orders.
Everything was fine, no need.
Dude, he got it immediately, he got it immediately.
Yeah, he got it immediately.
And let's look at the bright side.
Let's look at the bright side,
we wasted an hour of his time.
That's right, that's right.
That's what's most important.
That is what's most important.
If you remember one thing,
it's to remember that.
It's to remember that, that's right.
That's right.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
It wasn't for nothing.
By the way, I literally cannot get you more food.
It's okay, I'm at 50% energy and it's climbing.
I actually do have a little bit more food,
But it's it's gonna be a well it's only a me situation be a certified me situation
For health purposes, all right, let us proceed let us proceed
Awesome last thing why not?
I know you're eating your tomatoes. I'm eating my rice cakes weren't weren't flow state right now
Just in case there really is any confusion
This is another second time. Whenever I say, peanut, dear God, help me, peanut, dear God,
help me please. Do we, we understand what that means, right?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let you starve to death in the middle of battle.
Okay. Okay, I don't need medical. Okay, good. Okay, good.
Usually a rice cake doesn't really fill your mouth up that much. You sure there's a rice
cakes. Yep. Cheesy rice cakes. Oh, is that what a
gondi ate? There were gondi ate while aligning his truck
was at the top of the mountain was cheesy rice cakes. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Don't keep my 15 finger P. You'll remember
them. You don't get it. Mary. Oh, I don't get it. I do not
get it. I do not get it. Don't get it. You fat ass. Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay. All right. That's a buck called the
the cattle back away I'm sick well you ain't no pot and I ain't no kettle up I
don't I don't even know what that means you're a peanut and I mean with this a
new patch I mean with me man I mean with it there's a new pack or was the pack
I don't know, nobody's saying anything.
Nobody's saying anything, I don't know.
Okay.
Hmm.
One guy listened to no one.
Oh, okay, never mind.
I have been, I have been properly one guy.
I have been properly one guy.
Deceivers.
And quite well like, what?
Hmm.
Quite well, quite well.
It was well done.
Let me taste the tomatoes.
Mmm.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, real good. You can rob the garden of Eden.
Let me see what's up with that.
I'll have a shot.
Mmm.
Oh, are they cherry tomatoes?
No, is this just a cherry tomatoes?
This is just cherries and then tomatoes.
These are just cherries and then tomatoes.
Oh, cherry tomatoes, they can do small tomatoes, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
They're little tiny tomatoes, yeah.
The best tomatoes is fried green tomatoes.
Oh, fried green tomatoes?
Mm-hmm.
You never know.
Usually when you're eating a vegetable,
for health purposes, you don't deep fry it.
You know what I'm talking about?
You're a communist.
Just say so.
You're an industry plant
By the communists listen listen we get I was just approached on the street one day by a gentleman in a black suit
And he had sunglasses on and it was that was the sun wasn't very bright that day
And he said I need you to be a peanut on the internet and tell everybody
And I said okay, I mean if that's what I gotta do then that's what I kind of got to do
You know what I mean?
So, guys.
And what's your opinion about the Russians?
Yeah, I mean, this is a daily announcement that Putin's cock is huge, just, just, just
a great guy, a great guy, guys.
I'm told to say that by my CIA handlers, so do not, uh, or don't forget that.
Just write down at the app, do whatever, and we'll be back tomorrow for another announcement.
Another announcement.
Um, hmm.
Mm-hmm
Why fruits one thing yeah, that's what I was saying
Dude, I'm seeing if you're gonna, you know, if you're gonna eat something that's bad for you
You just don't know what you're talking about. Just eat a chocolate cake or something
Don't mix fruits in there because then you just go in half way
You guys
That's why I don't eat a cherry on top of like a milkshake or that's why I don't put that's why I don't put
Pineapple on a pizza is because if you're gonna be a pizza shit, just dive in
Havzee
Understand how good a fried green tomato is
Okay, it's an American. Sure. It's okay. I mean, uh, you know
You city folk you'll you'll figure it out in time
Just because we don't round hogs and yell racial slurs doesn't mean I don't want a good
dessert.
I'm gonna get you fucking Hillbilly.
I know what a good dessert is.
I know.
I can tell you a good dessert.
Really?
You're gonna hit me with the H-work?
You're gonna hit me with the H-pump?
Hillbilly, are you kidding me?
Call the police.
Get them arrested.
Welcome to the UK, bitch.
Get them arrested.
You posted that on Facebook, they put you in prison.
They probably would.
That's why I don't live there.
I would be in jail for probably a lot of the stuff I've done on the street.
At least 10 years.
Yeah, at least 10 years.
At least 10 years.
Thank God.
Let's ride.
BYE!
Oh
Yeah, you heard that they made weed a felony in Texas
Hey, actually yeah, it's not crazy. I think like really reason I
I got one egg
Wait is that actually true I did so
Yeah, is it like is it like the same level of like getting caught with cocaine?
Yeah, it's like it's like actually worse than every other drug. I believe it's like it's it's
schedule whatever oh my I did not know that they got I only I well I mean it's kind of
crappy and I don't really like it but I only spoke with Delta 8 whenever I do do it which
It's just like once every couple of months.
But I spoke to the manufactured science.
You know, here, whenever you go to get a medical,
you walk in to a place that is literally called
the weed doctor and they go, what's wrong with you?
You say, oh, my back's hurting, stop.
Here's your car.
Enjoy yourself.
Wait, don't you get the illegal tune out?
Yeah, that's a CBD extract, I think.
Oh, shoot some some shit. I'm not a pothead. I don't really know the ins and outs
He meant I made Delta
Whatever Delta 20 20. It's not what you want. It's really different. It's completely different
Yeah, you guys wouldn't know what that is. I see I'm not some of the
I'm sure that's what it what what it is
I just go ahead. I was just going to the store. Just buy whatever
That's what he's saying
Got me you got me. I'm going to the slumber. I'm going to the slumber. I'm going to the slumber
Yep, GG's in the chat we got him
Joe bitch over. It's over. Oh my gosh, P. I found peas. I know whatever I
Exile do like what's every couple months, but I know whatever I do was was at least legal at the time
I did it because I would just go into the like a vape store whatever they just have it on the shelf
I'm assuming you can't sell it if it's legal
Yeah, I don't think you're wrong
Someone's outside. Oh you're real person. Oh shit. Oh shit
Oh, he's going up to the roof
Oh, so the movement. Oh, he's right. He went back to the admin. I see what she went back to admin
He's not me. He's him. He's real. Did you kill him?
Yeah
Oh, let's go get him!
Get him!
I'm going in!
I'll see you later, team.
Is that you running?
Yeah, me running across.
I think you might want to say something. I don't know. Or you can go to the east.
No, I'm not sure.
No way, you want to go to the east that quick.
I don't understand what I'm doing.
He's on the staircase, I think.
Part of the bathrooms.
I think he's up the staircase.
He might be right here on first floor.
That's walking sound close.
Dad?
It was a scav.
It was a fucking scav.
No, no, no. The person that jumped in there, it could have been a scav.
The guy we are sorry maybe oh, no payers guys would be here yet
Whisker out to 4 cent rip Joe
Got him and any taxation is theft USA USA
You still have no arms or legs
Wait, hold up wait who
Wait, I'll tell you, the guy we saw run couldn't have been a scaven, whatever.
I mean?
I hear you, Pete.
Hello?
Is there anyone here?
I say fuck this guy, let's go get our quest done.
Agreed, agreed.
Yeah, 100% done.
Let's go take it to the peep.
Yeah, I got one off the the guys over the thing
I'm cooking boss
Yeah, I'm actually gonna lose this room, but we hold on wait. Well, how many
Vans are we want we bought we bought two right? We need the two on the road
That's what's okay
No fucking oh
my
Gosh, yeah, I wouldn't have even been happy for you
For you
I'm going to the road boss and starting into the road. We gotta get moving. We've done
I'm short on like four times so I've got this question. We're losing progress boss. We are losing progress at an alarming rate
At an alarming rate. I'm making us look like fools. I mean imagine we're probably only like like ten quests above
Landmark now
Yeah, I mean think about it. We used to be 40 questions in front of Landmark
Now we're going to like ten questions in front of Landmark and every other shit we're in
you missed the latex on the table oh oh dude hi son you're good distance ahead
of me be just so you know awesome yeah I'm trying to eat it
don't look like an idiot to you don't look an idiot to you
I'm not even being very unkind.
Are you being very unkind?
Is that you at the gas station?
No, I'm passing by.
He's way past me.
I'm running towards the car.
A possible player on me?
Oh, okay.
Uh, you sure?
No, I think this is Parmesan cheese.
It just run past me.
Oh, gosh, you got you.
You take care of that fella.
Keep going
Well, I think the bosses might still be a hundred percent because we've been seeing a lot of bosses today a lot of bosses
we got tequila twice for Shala twice and
Entire once you say any pussy. Yeah, I'm gonna take it. Mr. Say
They could just turn it out for seasonal like they're not supposed to be uber rare like they are in regular dark off
You know the perchance for baby
I'm peeping for him. I'm peeping for him. He's going on what I need someone in this house for your person
I'm just
Forward forward forward. I think this one inside. I'm right outside the wall on your side
All right, I'm coming
It's a pretty person definitely person
that guy was huge that guy was huge I got much level 24 already 24 yeah what
is that you want to buy that you run by yeah me running up don't come in here you
You don't want to see this mess, I spy this guy's brains over the wall and there's blood everywhere.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, this is where I come in.
Don't worry, I took care of him, I took care of him.
You can always count me.
Oh, these are like an eco-run or something.
Not much, not much.
The eco-run, eco-run.
Must be out of cash.
It was a scab.
What?
You killed a scab? Yeah, it was a scab. I'm on a different level. I kill them. It was a scab. Don't listen. Liar. Scab.
Those are deep state lands. Those are CIA agents. That's who killed John F. Kennedy. That's what CIA agent would say.
What do you call me a CIA agent? That's exactly what I'm saying.
say
Let's put it on bad boys. Oh, so I still do the swamp
We're not going to the swamp we wait up ours. I haven't survived a raid in an hour and a half
That'll it on over this one. I just I just hit it real quick. Oh
You got a good progress on these quests to stay on top we are grinders. Let me say hi. We've been grinding for the whole day
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit. What's up? What's up? I have eyes. I'm in soon later. Oh
That's not good. That's not good for me. Oh, that's not good. Okay. All right. Well, well,
Yeah!
Two, ding!
Bad laughing, bad laughing.
Wow, was that a fun time?
With an SR 25.
Yeah.
Sixth prestige, six prestige.
How about you work on getting six friends next?
Or six bitches?
Six, six prestige!
Six!
I think I'm defeated. I I've been defeated. I've been defeated. I think I'm defeated. I
have no food. I can't buy any crackers. I've lost all my guns. I'm lost. I will live.
I can't get in there.
I can't.
I lost everything.
I think, I think, I think it's going to be good for me.
What, you getting off?
What?
No, you just grind time.
You got to see above all the other streamers.
I have been.
I, I, I have not survived a raid in two hours.
I have been killed, beaten, robbed, and brutally murdered multiple times.
And left behind on multiple occasions.
What about...
Hunts, we can't get off till Kappa, no sleep till Kappa!
That's...
I don't know.
It's grind time. This isn't goofing around time. This is a silly fun game. I have been
I've been on for 14 hours the 14
14 hours of nothing but pain
Nothing but pain
The pain's half the fun
You're such a, you're such a good car battery
after you mid post while you jerk around.
Got the point, Mr. Judge, got the point.
Come on, Mr. Judge, come on.
Say it all night, we got this, we got this.
Don't give up yet, pump another Adderall, I mean, vitamin.
Medical tonic, medical tonic, medical tonic.
Pop a medical tonic, pop a quick medical tonic,
and we got, and we got this!
Yeah, I see you kind of bet if I had Adderall right now, I would be up for a week
Get that
How we how we live one trainer level to this is oh
My god, that's it for me. I can't that's it for me
That's it for me. I've been defeated. What I'll be back again tomorrow. I'm out of here. I can't I
Can't I can't wait grind time. I
Will make sure I get on early tomorrow and grind my balls off so I can catch up. It's going time
By the way, I don't know you notice this but they made traders ten times harder to level up
I just am now realizing it.
Hey, for sure.
Level two on mechanic is point six.
I don't even think point six was max level last one.
I'm so...
Well, just know I'm gonna be here grinding.
Just gonna be here grinding this time.
Just know that.
I will know that.
Are you playing tomorrow night?
tomorrow night. I'll play tomorrow night. I'll play tomorrow night. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
All right. I will see you tomorrow night. Godspeed, Mr. John speed. Have a great I hope you do
nothing but win. Thank you. I will die relentlessly. Yes. Good night. Good night. Good night, Mr.
John. You'll be so far ahead of him. We'll be so far ahead of him by the time he gets
out tomorrow. Gentlemen, gentlemen, my cabadre has abandoned me. Have you guys unlocked
the woods yet?
Ah, well John just spawned, forgot to heal, spawned in interchange and died within three
seconds.
You guys, how are you still on interchange?
We had to reset our characters.
Yeah, bad comms from our team leader.
Your stuff was fine!
You were fine!
Come on, you need to be sad.
Dr. Jekyll isn't that bad.
Dr. Jekyll's cool.
I've heard he's a great doctor.
I heard he was tutored under Dr. Mingus.
I feel like that's a rumor.
No, I'm telling you, we haven't been able to confirm.
Well, no, before Dr. Magnus was found dead under mysterious circumstances in a lost Magnus hotel with the heart of Africa and 14 vials of black tar heroin.
He used to tutor Dr. Jankle.
And Dr. Jankle is the one that you just reset to whatever you did.
Yeah, oh, yeah, dr. J goes a great doctor a great doctor
Yeah, I'm sure about that. He's got three PhDs
from full-sale university
On my college six months
Of course
Yeah, well, yeah, did he pay a little bit more to have an expedited sure but that doesn't negate the fact that he has
three PhDs from Full Sail University.
He's a great doctor.
A PhD is a PhD.
Exactly, exactly.
So if you, if you reset your account, that means you're demeaning Dr. Jacobs' professional accomplishments.
And that's just downright rude.
That is downright rude.
And you will be put to the sword for that.
You will be put to the sword, you cretin.
You understand me?
Cretin?
Do we put to the store and then we'll be put to the store?
Fuckin' sweet!
Um, I'm ready for the next round.
Ah, yes, I'm also.
I'll make sure to talk to Ragnman.
Wait, are you guys-
Do we unlock woods right after the first?
Wait, what?
Do we unlock woods right after the interchange main quest?
No, gimmick, no.
That's why I said you're still an interchange
in a surprise tone?
No, we've been on these characters for 30 minutes.
You have to play three rounds.
You get interchange, which then gives you costumes,
which then gives you factory, which then gives you woods,
which then gives you shoreline, which is the one I want.
A ketchup.
Oh my God.
You played right at the beginning where everybody on interchange
had little pistols.
We're playing with absolute Buffalo soldiers out here.
Buffalo soldiers?
I was just team with a Buffalo soldier and he got off now. I need you to help
All right
Go to customs
Customs wait you want to go to customs together right now?
Is that that's the next one on the list right? Do you have the other teams died?
Yeah, I can go to customs now. Oh, let me back out of the seat back outside my customs
hmm I gotta talk to skier I hate these
quests where you got to talk to these
guys they're really appers they're really
appers also is it just me or a skier
fatter watch every night than you
make a very happy day mr. Peter for
making me every day more enjoyable
mr. Peter fan thank you my my big deal
my wife must be an old folk
mr. medic and mr. substance what's
Good man good. Oh man. Thank you, mom. What do you mean? Mom? What?
Why is dr. Jekyll bad ask these bigots?
Bigots I personally think dr. Jekyll is a great doctor if I may be so honest
If I may be so honest
He is a fantastic high guy
Yeah, you're more of a high guy. I can tell a what guy
I
Me you have sex with me that's besides the point
Yes, okay, I'll do the cussing smart guys. Oh fuck. I just went back in by myself
Okay, what's that? See we can't go. Can we go customs? Yeah. Yeah, turn in your quest talk to ragman then talk to skier
And then we can go to customs. I don't have that I didn't finish the class
So I'm gonna go right back in you guys go custom wait
That's impossible. You played three rounds three rounds of interchange. Yeah, you made three rounds
We played the same
Possible yeah, but didn't you get all the yeah, that this those were psychos
Also
also also ragman I think whose penis is bigger cocoa or gimmick get back he's
got a hog hot job wait I like you guys leave your groups I invite you I'm not
in a group no I'm preppers a little slut preppers a little slut and then what
are you miss gimmick silly gimmick
You're so silly gimmick. Oh you're so silly
You're so silly missy gimmick. Oh, thanks
Our hot boys hoppin. It's time to keep this mechanism for the darkness. I let you know
I am the furthest in progression of any
I think there's been whispers. There's been whispers landmark is what's calling me the Yao Ming of dark
That's right. Holy shit. He's been saying quote. How does he do it? How does he do it?
Kind of look like what you mean you do you got the height got the height a little more Mongolian a little less Chinese
but same region
Like right now I look at you mean or general your carrot. You're yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you are L
You kind of look like oh, there's about oh
No, no your character your character you chose the Mongolian
Okay, just Chinese adjacent
I'm trying Chinese adjacent
Mongolia, yeah, yeah, it's right by Mongolian to the Chinese mortal enemies
Well a lot of all their mortal just because your neighbors doesn't mean you're not mortal enemies if you're still neighbors that's true
That's true. That's true. Very true. I mean technically the entire world was mortal enemies with the Mongolians. They
Took over they were more successful than any
Empire in human history and they the only reason that their empire fell is because it got so big
They were like we can't we can't deal with all this shit. So they just gave it back
I don't know if there's a best if I had history. I don't remember them going to the mirror not the best
They were horrible.
I think they were the most successful via land grabbing.
They were the biggest empire in human history.
And they got so big, they're like, this is too big.
So they gave it back.
They gave it back to who?
The people they took it from.
They went into Europe, they took over Europe, they took over everything.
over the known world and they're like we can't manage this crap so they just gave it back and went home
what are you sure the con dynasty the comp have you heard of they just gave it back are you saying
gangers con was generous well gangers con died and then kublia con gave it back because it was too big
like what the fuck are we doing here we're going home
I
All right, boys, what do you guys need to do here to survive?
They keep buying so we just need to play it play it three times get building materials if you survive
You only need to be the play at once
Then visit and yeah
We will reveal ttk is a backup except my back
John
What are you doing in there
Get out of there!
Sissy!
We're back, we're back.
You didn't know, didn't know, didn't know.
Didn't know.
We are three trained assassins.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm glad you got with the warning.
Ha!
Drop your weapon and we may let you keep
your life.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
I'm gonna have to show you guys the boxes.
Was that good? Was that good?
That was awesome. That was awesome.
That was so awesome.
Oh shit! He's massive!
Oh fuck, they're massive!
Oh, they're huge. They're huge. They're huge. They're humongous.
They are mountain men. They are men as big as a mountain.
Unstuck inside.
That all you got?
agreement we all know you got buddy I'm sending John in our best warrior he's
gonna he's gonna be scared for me and then you're gonna go what you got the
armor look at you you're in capsule a gear to the teeth I got a soft spot on
the top of my head from birds. Oh shit. Oh, retreat, retreat, retreat. Oh god. Oh god.
Everybody back. Everyone back. Can we approach from the rear? Can we hit him with the little
flight. A little flaky dude.
Don't go, don't go.
Gotcha.
My feeling.
George.
Got your little.
Boyfriend.
What you gonna do about that big man, what you gonna do about that?
Stay back, stay back, you guys just stay back, stay back, I'm about to die, I've got the other one,
I've got the other one, I've got the other one, I've got the other one.
There's one more, there's one more.
Oh god, I was about to blow your top.
Kill it, it's not Johnny!
I was about to blow your top.
Oh my god.
Does he ever see a mess or anything?
Wait, what do you need? You don't need to see much to survive.
Oh, my stomach and oh my arms are blacked.
Wait, you use somebody's black? Wait, you use this man's?
Yeah.
Put that on your stomach. Don't use it on your arms because I need that for other stuff.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh, accidentally used it on my last door.
It'll stop things, stop things. Guys, I think we might be the best.
We took those guys down with ease.
I ran the numbers.
ran the numbers we are definitely the bet yeah yeah yeah good boy I dropped it I
dropped it oh also um what um tequila spawns on interchange oh thanks for
letting me know my face yeah that's pretty much keep me up to date I
appreciate that I appreciate that yeah oh yeah do talk on that's highly
new highly new talk on the date that is very new I said even the first version that knows
hey I will say it changed a lot that I did not know about on this little little little map
little map yeah this guy's got pst here dude
I
Come on boys
We gotta keep moving it's not safe here. It's not safe. It's not safe. There's too many
There's um
Too many bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Naughty men very naughty
Very hot naughty. Oh
Dude, this guy brought the wrong ammo for his gun. That'll happen. Ah, it'll happen
Gotta be careful
We're here. Hey, where'd you guys go? I'm heading over the other side of the map towards the egg strike
We gotta move boys. We're wasting daylight. We're burning daylight boys
This is me
I'm feeling that that little sparkle that little glitz I'm through that sparkle yet again. I'm through that sparkle yet again
The child like whimsy
Christmas morning, I bet you were shot. I he's inside the strong last week
That come from there's a guy right in front of me. Are you look very dangerous?
My name is one of the guards. Are you guys in strong?
I'm in this house. You're right. No, we just
It's my your son is going
It's the fucking noice, it's the dude, it's the dude!
Oh fuck my ass!
I got one, I got one, I got one!
Are you guys dead?
No, no, no, I'm in!
Do not shoot me, do not shoot me!
I'm in the roof!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
I'm the fucking best!
You see that boys?
Wait, I hear more.
Oh god, that's me, please stop killing me.
I thought you were dead!
I thought you were dead, John! I thought you were dead!
I'm sorry you thought I was dead. Next time I'll make you not think that.
Ah, I thought you were dead!
Robin mistake. Could have happened to anyone.
Oh, hold on. Before we start looting here, let's- I'm gonna go-
You get- You can get my fucking scraps, Jackass. I just want me to do the good.
Ah, yeah, I'm not looting anything.
I can hear you dropping shit!
Ridiculous.
I
Didn't move nothing back like I can have yeah, I got one of my
I
Got a wild
Audio bug. I'm so sorry mr. John. There's a big
Saying I'm dead, but it didn't actually get said
Yeah, that's the one I
I swear, I don't know why I thought she was dancing.
Just because I say fuck my ass, maybe I'm enjoying it.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, you gotta consider that.
You gotta consider that.
No.
Very true.
Oh, no.
Very true.
God, consider that.
Wait, I'm gonna take that backpack off you box.
No, no, no.
There's a way bigger one on one of the goons.
Really?
I didn't loot it.
Yeah, like a real, real, real deal one.
Oh, you devious dog. Thank you, boss.
Oh, it's the Ram Ranch one.
Yeah, the Ram Ranch.
Okay, we actually specifically can't fit this one.
Um, let me think.
Let me think here.
All right, John, I'm gonna grab your gun, your helmet.
I'm gonna grab what I can from your cold dead body.
dead body. We are cooking boy. We are cooking. Oh my god. You see, I do a real good at swiping
stuff. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We are cooking boys. I saw the three. Do we say it? Zero. Three
battle state games and all penis the best player used to farthest progress to the game.
They might have taken it down. Yeah, they said that they definitely I mean it's true.
true it's true it is true I am the furthest progress out of anybody now
big facts big facts big facts all right well well now I think it's time to
skedaddle on over I guess we'll leave team team that was a great teamwork
everybody nothing really no notes
we're going now got a good way about you worry if you care about me because
after lunch right okay are those proceed oh what the fuck it's a whole army
We need to just, uh, convert some of us from the stronghold!
You got sniper?
One down?
Is that what's all those goons? Or no?
I don't know. I was too far away.
Just shot.
Too far, too far, too far. Stay, vigilante.
I got sniper rifle.
G-be-be.
Dang, I had a red dot on one of these guns. I don't remember where I dropped it.
I don't remember what it was like.
Did you see a little peep?
A little peep.
What did you get? What did you get?
One of the train tracks.
Alright, okay.
In the middle.
Push out, push out, push out. Let's move, let's move, let's move.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, where's he yelling from?
Got him!
That seems like a regular guy.
I don't know if the goods are here.
Yeah.
Or are they not the goods?
They were solid guys.
Too fast, too fast.
Yeah, yeah.
One I killed first was a regular scav as well.
Yeah, yeah, one I killed first was a regular scav as well.
a little this a little that don't get distracted by the loot I can't I can't
Finances.
No.
Don't get distracted by the loot.
I can actually hear you.
Let's lock in boys and not get distracted by the loot.
Of course, yes.
You don't want to get distracted by the loot.
Do not.
I repeat, do not get distracted by the loot.
Do not get distracted by the loot.
Woo!
Hanks and P-Chair, peanuts.
What?
Chicken butt.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm just gonna play this whole thing in the lab okay?
Is this the lab? Is this the lab?
That's well, it's the crack house, but it one could call the lab for a question. They called the lab. I
Would imagine this is the lab. I would imagine this is oh, I'm being shot at
Wait back back
Perfect time to run out of stamina
I see him I see him I see him I see him
wait let me in real quick let me in real quick
go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead
I see a fucking bastard
he's communist
I see him
I'm gonna fix up my arms so I can chew better
you want to take it?
yeah
alright I'll go work
little bit of healing
I'm gonna get distracted by the loot.
Let's kill the goons, let's kill the goons, let's kill the goons, let's kill the goons.
We're cooking out here, but I'm telling you, this wipe is different, so they feel different.
We're the best, we're the best, all right, we are the champions of the world.
You guys kill everyone?
Yeah, yeah.
We're cool, we're working on it, ah.
I don't know where that guy went but he was right there on that on that on big
Scali. He could be coming. Yeah, okay. I know where I put this hose. I don't know.
There's some headphones in here. Attack support. Can't carry him. Upstairs?
You're keeping an eye out. I either got something if you did not peek even one more time
I don't know. I think it might be. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I think he's here. I think he's here. Where's yours? What side? What side?
Same side you were peeking up.
Locked.
I mean, it could be you, but it sounded like he was walking on dirt.
I've been I've been you I've been you also are
Oh
Let's
Quickly mr. Give it quickly time which of the essence
I forgot how to switch to the red dot on this thing.
I don't know.
I got it.
Don't.
Here we go.
He's right outside.
You hear him?
Sounds like a scab.
Fuck him!
We gotta go!
Gotta be- it was a real guy.
I gotta go out.
guy I got him yeah whoo oh it's not the same guy go this is a good guy
yeah he's poor he's poor he's poor and ugly he's poor and ugly he's sneaky
he's sneaky and poor and ugly he's so poor he's so poor he's so ugly I saw his
face and I threw up I saw his face and the whole world changed the whole world
changed for me that's worse than ugly okay he was so ugly he was just he was
so ugly I couldn't look away I was like looking at a car crash when you drive
That's one of them freeway. I don't want to look at it, but I can't look away. You gotta look
You gotta look it was like that was so ugly. He was just so ugly. He was so ugly
That's what causes traffic, but you got to do it. It's just one of this human experience
You saw me you saw me you saw me you saw me you saw I know God you saw us
This is our time
Stand your toes
There's no time for singing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that. Of course of course
My job is get my two wrongs a my job. You know my give my two wrongs a why give my two wrongs a I didn't do that
Mine is John of course. Mine is John. John was an exception. You know, John was a test subject.
Well, John was a terrible accident.
Terrible accident.
War is hell.
Mm-hmm.
War is hell. I dropped something here. I got to drop something.
Ooh, what do I drop? What do I drop?
Should've dropped that.
Didn't make a difference.
You I you I hate this dr. Jekyll thing. I hate it. I already know I made the wrong choice
Yeah, we reset I
Know I made the wrong choice. I literally can't spit for the rest of right now
Yeah, oh my god really happy yeah, and it was it was the right call
It was the right call mr. John. It was the right with ever will ever let you change it without resetting the thing
not that I've heard no no no does he set now before it's too late actually
fucking not so I've been playing for nine and a half hours absolutely not you
gotta be smoking math out your butthole I'm glad it happened when we
Unfortunately redeemed all like seven or eight of the codes
Then reset
But still better level one
I bet you I bet you know what I love about my health skill like Max. Oh shit. We
That is highly suspicious high
Highly suspicious. I mean you couldn't hurt to just take a little
a little peep. I've heard to just take a little peep.
Could have just taken a peep. He's a little peep. A light tasteful peep? Or actually
this blood, there's blood all around here. There's blood all around here, boss. Yeah.
It's a light taste. It's a light taste. Hey peanut, we're present. I think this is a missing.
before you know that is that missing is that missing was it small like that
oh I'm back I might buy a message on
oh wait do we automatically get the battle pass or do I need to you are not
gonna you are not okay oh yeah oh treat dude oh treasure oh oh oh good
heavens walk us through it oh god oh god estate 12 estate 12 estate six two
old scopes whoa small to shock the split oh my god
Oh
Wow fill up on your food
Is that you talking? Hi
Yeah, it was me. That was me. I'm zero on food. Is there is there's a good chance of food come on come on
Yeah, you know you know it's just a max it's just a max
That's my saliva fucking my saliva
Oh
What if I take something that I was a losing to right now, oh my god, I was about to say
I'm just taking a lot. I'm thinking everything. I see you can eat the bigger
We gotta go we gotta go we gotta go yeah, yeah
I
Seems I'm not allergic to anything that I just ate literally none of them
That's good news. That's good news
Also, by the way, I was saying before I came back is what if what if my health skill gets so high?
But those bleeds are even happening when Dr. Jinkle is like irrelevant. Good job. That would be nice. That would be nice
It's gonna be a long road. It's gonna be a long road, but actually I assume that's how it will work
you don't bleed to begin with although you do have what 25 extra chance to
bleed so I don't know I don't know wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's the
elite skill for health what what happens when you max out what's your lead
skill oh that's something incredible I've been selling a maculant what what
immaculant where is it what what is it how far are you gonna go to you consider
resetting well what yeah curious I'm
literally never gonna reset you're out
of your damn mind you're out of your
mind
two kills two kills that first guy
must have been pretty good
oh well it's actually the second guy I
think
oh perfect might give me a court
Marshall. Oh, it's vitality.
Wait, wait, I gotta look up what vitality Max does, because what if it's like no more
whatever it's called, please?
Can you come out, please?
It would be pretty nice.
Dr. Jacobs, Hoosie-Doozie.
Can I just say, it's kind of nice, you know, because I always know where you go.
I just follow your little blood trail.
Okay, okay, all right.
I mean, elite is all bleeding stop on their own.
Okay, all right, okay, so that'll kind of get rid of it.
That'll kind of get rid of it, right?
I know.
Hey, look at this, look at this, reduced bleeding chance, 1.2% per level, 60% chance
at elite level.
and I have plus 25% or minus 25% bleed chance
in the first place.
That means I get max vitality plus the 25%.
That means it's at 85% less chance I even get a bleed.
So I bet you that'll become decently irrelevant
by the time my vitality skills up.
You know.
Be about that for a second.
Holy crap.
Be about that for a second.
Yeah.
Holy crap.
Yeah.
about that for a second and holy freaking crap and we're playing seasonals we get
25% faster skill leveling and I chose prodigy so I get next it's 30% skill
leveling oh I mean I'll have you lead by Tony and you know oh oh that's
movement I'm seeing movement I'm seeing movement I'm seeing movement but I'm
Ninja right now and I'm seeing movement. Oh, I'm seeing movement. I'm seeing movement. Oh, I'm seeing movement. Oh, I'm seeing movement
I'm seeing movement. Oh, yeah
Guys, that's massive. Oh
Okay, fuck whoever switched me I had a couple more ninja jokes one second. Oh, hold on. That's massive
You know one joke. What is the next step of the operation? What? Okay, so okay
I can't do the can't do the flossing a New York joke.
Why not?
Why?
Because you don't have arms and legs.
Have you seen my ninja outfit?
He's got, he's got flossers.
He's got flossers.
You don't.
Oh, you got flossers?
Yeah, he's got people floss.
Look at, look at my feet.
He's got them at all.
Look at my feet.
Hold on.
The joke is embedded in the outfit.
It's a, it's permanent.
It's permanent.
Well, there they are.
It's perfect.
That's right.
I've always wanted to step back.
I should never have underestimated you.
Thank you.
Absolutely indelible.
Incredible, indelible.
Thank you.
You're a good man.
you good man good man I get another shoot you should say hi I killed in the
next grade I went into one of the grab the bourbon hell yeah I'm fucking ready
oh I'm pretty sure I'm man I could be in two question I could be the one with the
hose and I oh my god I got like seven quash holy dingle
holy dingle oh my god I'm bringing you back oh my goodness so I'm bringing you
back your uh... in four now i'd noticed you were
you had like no ammo
but
yeah and it all because of my request because of my blunder i'm bringing you
back
two max three full mags
and an extra stack of thirty ammo just for you
you're such a good guy
because of my horrible terrible blunder
I'm even gonna bring you a rig, so I don't have to drop the ammo on the ground.
It's gonna be a very expensive rig.
Of the utmost expense.
We have made so much progress today.
So don't bring a gun.
Woo!
Don't bring a rig.
Don't bring a helmet.
I got your helmet as well.
What's Wood's name?
I did not get your armor.
Location Wood's name?
What's that?
Wood's name?
different spot. It's not like a
different spot.
It's a glitch. It's a glitch.
It's going to be specifically
Woods named though for a glitch.
Maybe I sense.
What? What? What?
What?
have to. No, no, we have to. What was your name again? Where are you? Where are you people?
Who was John? John is it was John? Yeah, I see I have John underscore Chinese. Is that
you? That's him. Is that your Chinese brother? Oh, I actually don't know your name. What
is your name? I read one. Me and my girlfriend use your stream as background noise during
sex I yell goop-goop when I finish also you are a great shape for a butt blood
that's him that's our boy dude stop telling me stop telling me about the
sex you're having with your third wife sweet insolaceous I see you I should you
I need to invite preppers a little slug.
Send it again.
Are we okay?
Welcome back, Mr. John. Welcome back.
I actually went and finished all those sacks on Energy.
Very nice.
After you murdered me.
So wait, you guys want to go back to customs, correct?
Or no?
Well, we have to play three rounds of customs to progress on.
Well, you're done. You survived. You don't have to. I'm done. Oh, I just have to hand over building materials
That's the first way you survived all the way because not knowing that kind of makes me feel like you haven't survived me
Well on on interchanged we I thought it was I didn't think it mattered
I didn't realize that if you survive it counts for all three of them
So we were just like well screw let's just bring in pistols and die as quickly as possible so that we can bang this out
So I've learned a valuable thing here.
So surviving counts for all three.
That's right.
That is correct.
Yes.
That would have been, I would have maybe played it a little different, a little different.
You guys do want, you guys do want to go to customs, though, correct?
Yeah.
I got to go there anyway.
John has to go there.
Yeah.
John has to go there.
Wait, wait, what is hand over the lab journal?
Where's that?
What's that?
Wait, what do you get?
healthy alternative
Park up
Oh
Factory oh
Did you get a lucky scab junk box? We go if you do that. Well, no, we do we I said I find a son. I can do it customs
Hmm. Okay, the team in Roger shipment tracking car Tom
I don't have that key. I can't do that quest. Oh, you all do the DVL one where you plant the DVL and all this to who's you do see your tomorrow?
Oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Don't you boys?
Yeah, surely you know what I'm talking about
Absolutely
100%
Undo pee undo pee the hundo pee you know exactly what I'm talking about how'd you know
Undo dundo hundo bundle absolutely absolutely doodly you do
Big repair like you do
you. So what do I need to bring
again? Give it to your smile.
Bring armor.
One headphones.
I got a rig.
Your gun.
Max ammo and a helmet.
And your beautiful smile.
Bring your beautiful smile.
I'll bring my beautiful smile.
I'm making it for a smile.
Making it for a smile.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, let's ride.
Oh.
I was on a hot stream before you logged in and you all agreed to do HAPPA.
Is that where it's called?
Did you guys do it?
Why would he bail?
Love you, my favorite legume and gimmick such an amazing combo.
Well, yeah, we all agreed.
He said, I'll do it on my live phone.
That's what he said specifically verbatim. I think and then he bailed. I probably eat some Taco Bell cheese fries and go watch a
Sad movie. I don't know what he's up to you. Well, you must be out of his mind. He's gonna be insane
But next time I'm sure I don't know I don't know instead of saying oh
Excuse me, sir. I do believe you're shooting me. Would you please stop?
Could you just yell me me me me me me yeah, but then you might be the roadrunner
Well, no, because he might just think you're doing the cha cha slide
Speed that is me that is me that is me perfect
Yeah, yeah
Okay, you know I bet you hutch is watching Love Island right now. Oh my goodness. That's son of a bitch
I'm done here. I bet you I bet you he gets a bleed and he leaks estrogen
That guy let me tell you something. I bet you his wife is out with the girls
He's watching it alone all the lights are off and let me tell you
basketball shorts those basketball shorts are
Not doing the job. Yeah, they're tight
you
I'm coming back gimmick coming back don't I know you're probably tempted to kill me
right now, but please don't I believe in you I believe in you
Let me know if I should just end it for you, Mr. John.
Put you out of your misery.
I haven't done, I haven't done.
You should do a 12 hour stream of just this.
Are we being gone or are we playing Tarkov?
He's got that look in his eyes.
He's gonna shoot you.
John don't shoot me. I have the DV on me. Please please
I'm not gonna shoot you. If I lose this DV, I'm dead. I'm so fucked. I already used my shoot you points for
It's it's another month until I until I
Refresh another
Mr. Gimmick
One thing about me is in a hundred thousand years of Tarkov. I will never get upset about it
killed they're all pretty funny that doesn't mean thank you so much
John you're such a saint it won't be the same you're such a saint
John you're really bad word I'll get you there not quit
that's good that's good you're such a saint John oh thank you John
all right guys I'm gonna go shit gimmick I'm gonna go get crazy on him
I'm gonna go Mr. John your loot is literally when you load in it's right in front of you on the ground
Me sir John me sir John come to us, please
You went in red barn, right?
I would not really go on the right side.
I gotta go to the Hoosie Doozie with the Doozie Doozie.
The Shingly Shingly.
You want the Dingle Dingle?
You have shingles?
No, I don't have shingles.
If you have shingles, please call this number.
You may be entitled to financial compensation.
Please buy this 12 remastered CD deck
with all the classic songs remastered.
Now next up is George Lopez.
Oh, get a little higher.
Fushigi ball.
It's magic.
Take me back to waking up at 3 a.m. with cold sweats and looking at the TV and George
Lopez is jumping on a trampoline.
What the hell?
You remember George Lopez was just jumping on trampoline and then he'd do some silly
George Lopez antics.
He gets into some time in trouble.
Oh, they always do.
I'm surprised because I'm a huge George Lopez fan.
I'm surprised they're not sure what you're talking about.
The intro to this show?
The intro to George Lopez?
There's someone going over land bridge in the middle.
Oh my god, it's a real person, I just got him.
One point.
Yow, Ming!
There's someone going over land bridge in the middle.
Right towards you guys.
Really?
I'm going over the land bridge that you just went over.
He's going up the one directly under main bridge.
Oh.
Well, fuck him.
Fuck him.
Guys, I just got a PMC, he was just standing here.
Dude, shit, there's another PMC, he's friend.
I see him, I see him, he's here, he's here.
Oh shit.
He's just came, he's just pushing towards-
I
Was he
He's uh, he went through the on the road. He's in the bushes now. We got you. We got I
Shoot you right here. I'm by the bus stop and by the bus. I'm right behind you. I'm not good
He went towards the towards the buildings
Didn't have a shot because these damn bushes
I see nothing! Where is he? Where is he?
I'm sure we're over a big red. The hell? How do we pass that guy?
Get him. Uh oh. Good one, John!
Mr. John! Mr. John! That's our guy!
That's our guy! That's our guy!
Shot the enemy in the eye!
Good work, Mr. John!
Excelsior, Mutus Plannus! Mutus Plannus!
Oh, thank you, one for more!
Mutus Plannus, Mutus Plannus, por favor!
Por favor...
Mutus Plannus! Muy bueno!
Bicycle, eh?
Muy bueno...
Very good bicycle.
Quickly to Bicycle, eh?
Do you a crack house? Oh, no, I would laugh I would left oh, oh, oh, oh here in this field
We're towards the DVR spot
Wait, where are you?
I'm gonna let them go like when this giant building on the left side right before small scally if you take a right right before
supposed to
We're gonna give you a spot. I get rid of this stuff before I die. I really can't get more of this stuff
It wasn't a door here before
door here. Oh there it is. Impossible. Follow the sounds of
you.
Almost there. Almost there. Almost to it. There it is. I can't
lose stuff. I can't lose. I can't lose. I can't buy any more
of it. Oh god. So it's right here. Not me. That was actually
me. That was actually me. But he's right between us and
dorms. I was gonna run past you and stuff planted. I'll come
Come back, okay?
I just can't do stuff.
I can't lose a kid.
Go, go, go!
I'm here with you.
Hello, Mr. John.
Hello, Mr. John, Mr. John.
Hello, Mr. John.
Guys, that guy killed.
He's right with you guys in dorms.
To the left of bus stop.
Roger Dodger.
What's that, Sam?
Laying down.
Are you up top?
No, I'm not up top.
I'm below Big Skelly.
Yeah.
Woo!
It's getting frisky, boys.
It's getting frisky.
Watch out, he's gonna be out there.
Get a peeper on him.
I'll come join you in just a moment.
Shit.
Come on in.
You're running.
I'm getting a scab.
Oh my god.
I'm a scab.
I'm gonna poop and I be pooped.
I'm gonna be shit.
I'm just letting you know I'm alive.
Oh my god.
I'm not dead.
I'm alive.
I'm gonna poop and I be pooped.
I'm gonna point Sam peanut.
You might have to buy a hutch.
He'll throw shoes.
He'll do some compression socks
because of his increasing weight.
He's gonna throw.
Should do.
a friend would do not just serve you but it's what a friend would do good thinking boss I'll look into
this for like a Christmas present he'd be delivering it himself because you probably be
hustling center but he'll he probably won't be wonder what it is until you all right let me go okay
let me go ahead and see where he's going I'll be right there I'll be right there I'll just I'm going
up to the top she'll be saying I gotta play these luci's quickly quickly quickly quickly we gotta
Where you got where you got to kill the scabs in right the new the new not new but like they're you they had like two years
Fuck I'm on top of this giant thing next to the giant penis towers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so much shooting at us
Turtle from that building
Ready ready John shoot the gate I
Can hear peanut running around guys you guys you guys
Well, it's just a scam just a scam for good
It's good, it's good in here. Let's get in here so we're all together
Why the last one I got last what I'm gonna last thing down good. They're good to go
It's like a room for all my hard work
Let me tell you something boys. You are working hard, dude. Oh, yeah, I'm working real hard
I'm working real hard. You have the hardest job out of anyone. I know yeah, damn right. I do damn right
You realize you're anytime my bucket is you want to do one just one stream
I bought six to seven times
You're gonna get I have to go all the way to the kitchen to get a food to ranger
I'm sorry. Thank you for your service. Honestly, I should be given a Medal of Honor.
Truly true. Maybe a Purple Penis.
A Purple Penis? What?
Purple Man Pussy.
You didn't just say Purple Penis.
Purple Man Pussy. I'm going to doors!
Lock it!
Holy shit.
I'm getting my building materials.
Me too, me too.
There's a handrail cut over here.
I want it, but it's too big.
How much do you need?
Five.
I have
one, two, three, four.
I'm going to the doors to kill the demon.
I have three.
I think I have...
Lock it.
loot toolboxes
stay back boys get back
on the move
standing
but you have to sit back with you
i got my five i got my five
work did you leave it
no i'm waiting for you
I'm going to doors. I'm going to come
Show yourself demon show yourself
I
This way this way
Let's cash in these woods down we got scabs in these woods out here
You see you right
Get a bogey
Oh, I'm gonna call you the bus man
You're in the bus
That's the deep at the deep in these feathers. He's better see nothing there. Oh that's him that's him on the hill
We gotta move
But then she got you shot
I
Did even go oh I just have I think
Where oh that might have been rendering as you mind your mind. This is right here
No, it was really we see was really issue
Is his little trail
Those nails
That was open dr. Jackals
We come to come touch. So we can we have the second story dorm?
Yes, please we have about this means me. Hey, I can't find the demon. I can't but the demon
The demon the demon the demon demon who's running here somewhere lurking
it wait are we ZB we're going to it's me one to one one to one get oh yeah we
spawned on okay are you beating up your tired of running I'm locked in I'm locked
in I've never been so focused in my life
last usage of you want me to be crying for 10 hours we we have never been
goofing around we've been grinding dude I'm so tired
five minutes in this game baby you see how much probability made this game look at this shit we've got it
We're the best!
We're the best ever!
We're ridiculous!
No one can beat us!
We're stronger!
We're faster!
We're smarter!
We're better!
We are better!
I know.
Bro, my god.
You dirty dumb.
Peanut ran up your head.
What's happening?
Just run around not lead
If you thought about put one of those oh tip bag clippers on your rectum seen how how many days you can hold in a poop
Three and a half and
Wedding and I could have do it if we else if you took a soldering gun or whatever it's called
And just sealed that shit clothes where else would it come out of would you have to have like a poop c-section?
You just explode you so pissing poo
Not sure the tubes line up like that
I appreciate it transfers you would die
No, you would not let me maybe you would
I would simply, I would simply absorb it, I would absorb it, it would make me stronger.
For every one poop that I forced myself not to poop, I would absorb it and become even
stronger.
No one would stop me.
I would turn it into diamonds, go to the doctor, have him surgically remove the diamond,
me up bing bang boom I'm a millionaire I do I break into a bank when the cops
with the gun at me I'd say I'm immortal bitch boy I've absorbed 20 poops try your
best do your worst do your worst bitch boy I'm immortal three poops I've held
in money. Oh, then I have so
much more. Grandfather, my great
grandfather stormed the beaches of
Normandy. Really? I'm here on a
Monday night talking about
absorbing shits to become stronger.
Play a video. He did that for you.
He did that for you. He did that for you.
You could do this. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
That's not for easy lives. What for the
Oh, yeah, don't pray for easier lives.
I forgot what it was, but it was literally the intro to Black Ops 1, one of the Black
Ops 1 zombie maps.
Yeah, I know exactly what it was about.
That should have so much aura, that should have so much aura.
Don't pray for easier lives.
There's a constraint.
Don't pray.
Don't ask what your country can do for you, what you can do for your country.
Oh, yeah, it's don't you don't pray for easier lives pray to be stronger men. I believe it wise. I believe it was do honestly aura aura, aura, aura, centralating aura, aura, aura, aura.
Or, or, or, or, I'm doing, I'm telling you, I see dude,
have you seen dude, there was just one guy that took a quote that I said when I was
doing the AT&T tournament and he put like a M&M song behind it.
It was, it was like flying.
It was, it was like, it was like, we didn't come here because you know,
we were so far ahead that we literally couldn't lose.
And I was like, we didn't come here to just win boys.
We came here to even beat ourselves to be better than we've ever been.
But it was like so perfect like with the with the voice and so no not to beat our stick
You took you know my aura I had so much water going right there and you
Just trying to keep all the high a little bit so much aura and you just took all my
You swiped out my order count now. I'm at zero aura. I mean be the negatives of order now
I was a view working off with you at the information on give
That was late by this one. I was gonna come there to just to win but to beat yourselves to beat off you came there and beat off not to win
I'm an aura debt my grandchildren will all aura that on behalf of my name
You have do my grandchildren to be or less for
Generations
My kin will be orless due to what you've done to me today.
Ah, well.
They all aura ABT for the rest of your life.
A quick clarification could go a long way
into recovering the lost.
As in beat yourself.
Do you listen to the answer that I've done
to be better than we've ever been?
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, well that's, yeah, see?
Right, right.
You guys do your stupid questions.
You guys do your stupid questions now.
Yeah, I need to turn it in here. I did my quest. I did my quest. I need to do I
Can you go to the next map yet? You guys get five building points. I need to turn in yeah
I got the building parts. I need to turn them. I get it
We both you guys have all five billion materials. Yeah. Yeah. Oh goodness. Okay, so now you can go to
which I can get the lab and get my scab junk box. Bam!
Hell yeah! I was doing it!
Beautiful.
I'm gonna go up to the PB19 real quick.
By the way guys, I think, to every single wipe I've had to buy a PB19 and build it out,
and this wipe they added from Papper.
I'm pretty sure like basically almost the exact build that I was using every wipe in the beginning that I had to build.
You can just buy it out right now for CC-Dash Ruples.
real fire fire fire fire fire huge w for the nebs huge heavy for the nebs huge
w you love to see it you might you guys by the end of now I don't have
prepper yet I we just unlocked mechanic
Christ all right I've regained my word I just came out of you and it's
seep back into me I regain my aura! I regain my aura from his great aura!
You're saying I'm overflowing with aura? No, no, no, you are seeping aura. You are
seeping aura because you just lost it off. You're seeping. You're seeping aura. You've
seeped aura. I'm resting aura. Alright boys, I'm here to kill
commie bastard and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum holy shit oh I got some gum
okay keep you keep it I have to kill commie bastards
who wasn't ready for that he was in the shock in the shock valley there was great
I'm absorbing his aura tonight.
Fuck, he took the aura back!
Fuck! He took the aura back!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
He just seeped it back! He just seeped it back!
Oh my God!
Shit! Shit!
Oh my God!
Guess what I had to invite you so I could get back to the open?
Alright guys, all you have to do, okay?
All you literally have to do is not die!
One raid, let me do that.
Every raid I've played with you.
The only one I didn't survive, gimmick killed me.
Well, allegedly.
You're still waiting for the best chance to be killed.
Imagine P.S.
I'll get it back, I'll get it back.
I swear, I'll get it back, I swear.
I swear, I swear I'll get the order back, I swear.
It's the last thing I do if I die doing it.
All right, guys, put your game faces on.
It's about to get sexy.
Oh, shit.
It's about to get really sexy.
All you guys have to do is survive.
So we just have to wait seven minutes or you guys can kill a couple guys.
I'm going to go for the lab journal so I can get my scab jump box.
Okay.
Uh, yes.
Is it?
Yeah.
We'll just follow you around.
We just have survived.
So we're just going to be a little bodyguard.
You get your journal.
We'll survive.
Bing, bang, boom.
Bad guy.
300 kills.
Maybe 200.
Maybe even 200.
By the way, maybe 200.
I'm Tony I need to turn up the boss is 100% I think it was gonna be there again. I
Believe it, I'm getting a sippy sip while this loads BRB
Where's the journal it's the labs like seven different spots, I don't know I
Yeah, making so much fun to see I'm not even joking boys
We have made so much progress today. We are in front of all of our friends all of them and all the stevens
Mm-hmm. Oh, uh, yeah, well, I when I watch you I'm in heat. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Mm-hmm. I had to work where his officer always back in traffic. I should speak to you, but
let me take my seat titles. I had to see my seat titles. That's an officer. No looking
to play with me at all. Obviously, he'd come back, but I don't really see him. I don't really
see him. I don't know where Mr. Officer is. I would love to see him again. I really doubt
traffic is that bad at 10.23 p.m. on a Monday night. But you know, who knows, maybe there's
an off ramp or somebody crashed. You just can't get off. Let me let me text. Oh, there's
your time let's run!
I
All right, listen up man, there's people out there outside that door that wants you to die
They don't care if you live or die. They'll take your face out to eat your flesh
They'll take the bone. These are his chopsticks. Now listen to me clumsy boys. What we're gonna do is we can go out there
We're gonna have this thing every single one of them every single one of them will die under our command
We will shoot them in the face. Yeah, I'm single soul living in this entire red
We will leave with luggage off all the gear and all the loose all the we will we will be ripped by the
Go go go go go go go go go go go go
do the laboratory yeah they had that bite there is that a new bite oh yeah
John I'm going to lap lap amelie and five in the lab
move for that I'm gonna be final the fire
got you mr. president thank you do you I'll see you five we wait wait wait I'm
doing I'm here there's a fat bitch in the way unfortunately perfect I'm all
All of a sudden, Lootie?
Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy!
All right, now we murder!
Move, move, move, move, move!
Let's go, let's go.
To be fat bitches!
George, you're on the bridge!
I'm on the bridge, people, people, people!
BAM!
Got one?
Oh!
Chilenski!
Got your little boyfriend.
what you do about that what you do about that big man how would you do about
that there's two words too much what you say huh what you say what should we
bet what do they say right
I should work out actually work thank you thank you very well that is witness
me witness me witness witness
We got it! We got it!
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that'll happen.
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I need help.
I don't have a leg.
Okay.
Yeah, they're all up, bruh.
Yeah, they're up, yeah.
Yeah, we, we got two, but there's two more.
Time to wash up.
We're done.
Okay.
Oh!
I think that with my homag, he's got to be one else.
Oh my god.
Looting, loading, loading.
Dick.
Looting, loading, loading, loading.
AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!
There was a third one! What? What? What?
There was a fucking platoon out there! They brought the fucking special forces out of me!
Guys, it's just a video game. There's really nothing to get excited about.
There's nothing to be all about.
I feel like all of my rounds end in two seconds.
Oh jeez louise guys, it's just a game
Okay guys, how did we kill four people and there's more and
There's more
Can you have a five-second on factory?
I think so. Yeah
Well, there it is
dude I oh my god dude I shot this guy I I don't know how none of them hit his head
I hit him all in the chest apparently in his pack absorbed 575 damage I the blunt
damage should have literally broken every bone in his torso and turned his
organs into mush
well peanut I tried explaining that story of the farmer in the back of that
helicopter yeah we're like yeah we want your bones to set it I got zero laughs
people just thought I was fucking crazy I it's not good I just looked insane
yep that sounds like a story that would maybe you're insane you thousand you
had to be in a situation that was you definitely was thousand you gotta be in
a situation guys I cannot believe that I just died because it was another guy
five stacks on dude they open that door I open that door they open that door
so we open the door and I killed two right there and there was a third one
after we had already killed two before that he killed four how many can spot
on factory I don't know I have no idea yeah that was crazy that was crazy I'm
also listen I'm I could rage I could rage that was some bullshit that was some
Oh shit. But hey, we're back into a way. We're back on Tarkov, baby.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
I don't have any more good PP-19 so I just gotta do the regular one I'm gonna go with
the kind of a nice supple out here I'm gonna keep it supple
What the hell wait hold on what do you say I had checks up one second
I should keep three setting I have three so my game the guys yeah, I gotta I could edit build without a
Workbench at work, man. Yeah. Oh
Oh, I haven't even gone to the hideout. Hold on. Let me what the hell? What are they doing down my top off?
Oh, it was today. This is a today. Oh
That's a blessing. That's a blessing. That's a blessing
That's a blessing. Oh, thank goodness. That's a blessing and a half. Oh
That's a bad. That's a blessing. That's a bless. Oh
Give gimmick some props to being the creepiest scariest man alive
I know that guy. I don't know that guy gimmick. I don't know who that is
You know who that guy is yeah, we don't know who that guy that's a person that we don't know
Oh
People here feel very comfortable around me. I
Remember when I invited gimmick to my house two weekends ago and he said to me you look me right in the eye
While you had my finger in my butthole a
Figures my butthole and he said listen peanut. You can be comfortable around me and that's what he that's what he's stuck
Another one and he stuck two fingers in there and he started he said he said speaking in latin
I did my Latin song.
He's saying the Latin song.
So he's right there on the couch.
And that's when he started fencing me.
He started fencing me.
And that's when his eyes turned black,
and blood started coming out of his eyes.
And he started speaking English backwards.
And saying something about the devil and demons.
And then he just kept fisting my ass
while his eyes just turned blacker and blacker.
And more blood just kept pouring out of him.
There was just blood all over the couch.
and his head started spinning like an owl over and over again and he kept going
ha la ma scala mo lo lo ha la mo lo la ho la la scola la la ma ma
he was just fisting my ass and it was in and out and in and out and his eyes just
grew blacker and blacker and blacker and it's been the blood just kept coming
out of his eyes and he just kept fisting me and his head started rotating
faster and I just got a mo lo he la la mo la la do not worry Peter you can feel
comfortable around me and that was when I first make gimmick I was when I first
make it yeah and be honest and you said and you said wow I've never felt this
way before mm-hmm that's right that's right Neil everyone has the little
right it may be a messy process but in the end it was peace comfort and
connection peace comfort and connection right that's right everyone's got their
little little quirky things so what gimmick showed up and stared outside the window for like
It's only creepy out of context. It's out of context. It's only creepy out of context
I mean out of context drinking milk is creepy
I thought that it like I mean someone would think that it was kind of weird that at 3 30 in the morning
gimmick fell over on his back and stood up like a crab and ran outside saying I have to get them
I have to get them ran off into the Black Knight and we didn't see him for an hour
But like and you're lucky I did because they were out there
They were out there. You had termites. You had termites. Yes. I can't heal.
And when he came back he was covered in blood and there was multiple dead birds
taped to his shirt and and he was still crawling with his back to the floor with
Dead when I taped him there. That's how you get the termites
You take a bunch of birds to your shirt you go into crab form and you skitter on the property and the birds
They grab the termites peck peck peck they eat termite. Mm-hmm. Okay. That makes sense. Okay. Okay, see
Yeah, out of context
When you when you give the context it all makes perfect sense. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense
That makes sense. Okay. Yes. I did it nude. Yes. I did it news is I don't know the birds are gonna shit all over my clothes
And then I'm what am I gonna fly home with a bunch of bird shit on my car?
I'm not gonna let him use my washer. Have you got bird poop all over his clothes? That's just not happening
They could get bird food like that. Oh, I swallowed an ice cube. I swallowed an ice cube for loving. Oh, yeah
It was I keep I can't do anything. It just
Honestly, may I say thank you?
You there's a lot of people out here and saying well that one guy was saying you're creepy
But let me say thank you for getting rid of my termites. I appreciate that gimmick. I really do
I'm right
Every time you pass by one of those solid wooden beams you just give it a knock knock knock solid as a rock solid as a rock
So it is a wooden beam with their termites all it is a wooden beam with no termites in it damn right damn right now
Let's ride
Give me good good guy give me good good guy. Give me. He's a very good guy. Oh
Make me blush. Oh
Stop it you. Oh stop it you dirty dog. I wait neither of you guys survived going so
You have to go back. Okay, none of us survived there. We have five stack that I
You survived the leaves
I guess John survived at least he didn't even get a shot off. I killed a guy so he beat my balls.
John killed a guy. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah.
John is genuinely the most artistic person I've ever met in my life.
Oh, he's talented. Yeah.
He can paint very good pictures. Very good pictures.
I can tell you about any plane flying throughout the entire sky right now.
Yeah, so many stats about it John was in my house to he pointed up at this at the sky you go
Oh, that's a B1243
Trihawk and
And I'd say wow I'd say how do you know that you go hit those well
My father eight hours until I was at the age of 14 and I said okay that makes sense that makes sense
And he goes I have a rendition of Dungeons and Dragons
jointed with a model train set in my basement that's about 20 square feet I
said okay that makes sense that makes sense and he goes you want to go train
watching and immediately I knew right then and there I said this guy is very
special this guy can this guy has got some tricks up his sleeve it's got got
some tricks up his sleeve.
Oh
Boeing 737
Well wishes Alexia well wishes God speed Alexia God speed
Dude, I'm telling you my tizzles with wings. God speed. I see God speed
Oh, hold on
You
I
Does that say the same
One of us forgot to one of us forgot to heal I had a lapping
It's I don't want to name names, but it's not me
I can explain I can explain if wouldn't let me do anything in my inventory
I dragged the gun over seven times and just went back
Here we are
At the lab folder now. It's time to kill
Is that you over here time? Yeah, I'm in here with two. There's guys all around us including scams
It's one of in the back of gate three. I hit you. I hit you
Oh no, he's over here the left
behind you behind you behind you on the
bridge maybe
you see him I don't know I just hear him
are you talking about together no no no no I'm just saying there's somebody
right here let me take him out
I got I got the guy behind it
She looks like right here.
He's wait.
Oh shit.
Oh fucking run!
Oh no, that's mercy.
Oh god, I'm on top, he took out his gun, I think.
Where'd you, where'd you, where'd you?
Where'd you, where'd you, where'd you, where'd you?
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
Oh my god!
He's way behind us!
Behind us!
He's in here, he's on!
He's right there!
I'm right there!
Are you serious?
Hey, where are you?
Oh, I see him full-ab.
Oh my goodness!
He's on me, he's on me!
Oh my god!
I just I'm so dead it's over it's over for a thousand years it's over for
are you I died I fucking died I have no idea why I know exactly why I died
cuz tequila walked in with a shotgun and tore my flesh apart I'm going in I'm
going in
oh my god reaction time reaction time oh my god this BMCCB as well
We're testing
Oh my god, you get that
Dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle
We're back into my pain
Has anyone ever told you your voice tickles there by it guys guys guys guys guys not now. We're talking
Lock it!
Cizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle oh
Just fully crashed, I've been having it in here. Oh problems past couple days time for mr.. Tagoon
And they said how far out there on fire
No, I got you, Bastard.
No, I got you.
Oh, what are you?
Where did you go?
Oh!
You vanished!
What the dingle?
Where'd you go?
Where'd he go?
He's going to be seen.
I
Sir brother yes sir good work boys good work boys
That's how you do it give them that's how you wrap with up
That's how you take them down that's how you take them down
Okay.
Ahchya, give me that backpack, give me that backpack.
Give me that, give me that, give me that thing.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
oh $10,000 score
guys I need it for Kappa I need it for Kappa I needed for Kappa I need it for
I need it for gapa guys! I need it for gapa guys!
Uh...
Little something something...
Little something...
Uh, get nothing in his pockets?
Well, I think it's possible!
Let's...
Leave!
Go, go, go!
Hey, gang, I'm back.
I'm out of there.
Who's this guy?
I'm out of there safe and sound.
Now you only have to just go in there, you ain't have to survive cuz you died twice.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, Strat, first battle is a fight.
Well, yeah.
Oh yeah.
You kinda popped off there.
Thanks boss.
Give me all one, two.
Good thing you're good now.
Good thing a good chow.
Good chow kabinga.
Kabang-a-ba-boom.
You know what kabang-a-da-do-ngi.
Time up. Mm-hmm. Come on. Good boon. Good boon. Good boon.
Let me take a peep. Oh, excellent.
165,000 speckledoos. Oh my god.
You know what I miss?
Guys, I just have a loonable green crate in my inventory.
You see the headstress?
What the hell?
the hell imagine it do you think we could get a new bus over to Tarkov you
could build all those kits for us maybe we've got a power move we've become a
power move we did in Akita and say something vulgar about his what's in
this whoa what's your sp5 there's a ton of stuff oh yeah oh you oh sorry I was
gone excellent work survive surely good I did very good I killed you like your
I kill every last one of them!
Oh god.
Alright, alright. This is the one. This is the one.
Bring it out a real...
Honestly, you probably should bring a real kid because you can die on this when it still counts.
You've already done two.
That's true.
Oh, so you're saying I shouldn't bring a real kid?
bring a real cat yeah just be like a goofy kid because I'm already doing my
quest all you need to do is a guy doesn't really matter what happens in
there and come on that's true that's true mm-hmm
and I got my staff lucky jump box score oh yeah these are going pretty good
that's that's that's real nice
all right well I'm just gonna bring out um a goof the goof the goof the goof
catch the goof catch the goof catch the goof catch the goof catch the goof catch the goof
The goof kids.
The tried and true Goof-er.
Ah, the certified Goof-er?
Very easy, a certified Goof-er.
Oh.
All right, yeah, I'm ready.
Oh, you fucking Goof-er.
I mean, I'm loaded up, guys.
I'm actually gonna load up this round, guys.
Fucking Goof-er.
Oh, you guys, you're making me blush.
You're making me blush.
Oh, you fucking Goof-er.
Oh.
Oh, you.
Oh.
I'll be here a little bit further I'll be here a little bit further I'll be here a little bit further
Get away from me! Get away from me!
What?
Alright, here's the plan. We go in there, we give them the business, and we scan out.
We used to get that a lot out.
It's got out out.
Complete the damage, actually damage out.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Although I already turned it in.
I turned in that, that's how we got
the scab lucky junk box, guys.
I missed the summon.
You do it.
From the pilgrim, you already have that quest?
Cause I was gonna say that for the quest.
You already have that quest?
Oh dingal, I think I do.
Oh
Fantastic guys, I'm not even joking. I have made so much privacy. This is why the most progress
I've made in any game ever on stream. I am cooking today. I'm not even joking
Lord, I'm cooking today
This is excellent news
You fucking killing yeah, I know we're doing
I am making progress, you know, technically.
Alright, let's do it!
I'm ready to rip!
Wait, oh, I got a free market!
Oh my goodness!
I got a little 15!
What?
I got a little 15, I got a free market!
Dude, I'm right there too.
You hot, are you?
Dude, I'm fucking, I'm probably the next raid.
Sheesh! Sheesh! Sheesh!
I'm juicing, let's get it boys.
Alright, let's do it. Very simple, very easy.
I just got my first PC, should I play Tarkov P?
You hate your life?
Well, if you don't, time to get started, jeep.
It's time to get started.
It's prepare to lose your friendships,
and your marriage,
and your kids and the divorce,
and your job,
And any societal connection
Those are all distractions they have mere distractions to the ultimate goal of kappa
Did you see that there was a thing where you can unlock kappa right up the bat
It's like making it 12 I just want you to know that the search for Lil P gave me my spark back in fortnight after eight months
AFK
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. They're here. Oh
They did lower the cap requirements. That's why I was thinking boys. We don't get off. Can we get kappa? Oh
Do you want to die on stream? Yes, I do yeah, I fucking do yes
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. What a blessing. What a blessing.
I'm assuming you're not in. Let's see. You know, I could be tentatively in. I'm
I'm gonna have to take some small breaks here and there.
I'll quit my job right now just to get fuckin' packa.
Wait, how? Wait, hold on.
That's how you put your arm out of that drive!
How much?
office as we can die and still counts my purpose is to die
fantastic I'm going to the floor I'm on third open up we're done he's terrible
I
Got him guys. I got him
I'm gonna help you got him
Yeah
That guy sucks
There's more boys boys
What an idiot oh
Oh my god is that BST do be that right now give me out of it
Take his rig wait wait, I need that bag of this little exes put it back on. What there you go. There you go
You watch you watch
Ah, have you heard someone below?
I have space for treats and treasures.
Holy fuck me!
Little bitty healing
Was that you this you read yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do not kill me
Who's on metal dirty guy not us not us well, let's get out of scab on the
And in sound like a scab I'm shooting at one of our yeah, I like
Please.
Hello?
Then sell like a scavenor.
Let's go down yonder, see what Mr. Tagoon is, yeah?
Wait.
Is that a guy right there that I'm looking at?
Hey, oh, that's a scavenger, a scavenger, a scavenger.
No, it's not, no, it's not, it's not.
Really?
Yeah, that's a guy.
Let's get him.
Let's go beat his ass.
Yeah, let's go eat his ass.
Let's go eat his ass.
What?
Hey, you!
Hey!
We're going to eat your ass.
Hey, you get back here, buddy.
We're going to eat your ass.
Get your ass back here, buddy.
I'm going to eat your ass.
Ooh.
He's hurt.
I eat your ass, pal.
I ate his ass.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, everybody.
Great work.
But you guys got this white armor.
You did it for a quest.
Twisted.
Yeah.
White armor, huh?
It's a white armor.
No.
What?
No.
No?
No.
You did it for a quest boss.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Where's Mr. Dagoona? I was just sneaking suspicion that it's 100% spawn rate for bosses.
I've seen so many bosses today.
Is there 100%? Is that confirmed?
Oh, did you already pick armor?
Hmm...
Nah, it'll be 100%.
Honestly, John, you sound crazy.
It's 75%.
I see John, you sound great.
I've seen so much. Hey guys, I do it. Hey boss. Maybe maybe he's down here. Take
a little peep. Because he's gonna get the loot.
He's okay guys
I mean where's like 75% so turned up and not guaranteed yeah
Huh I'm just gonna leave
What a blessing.
All right, let's leave.
All right, hey, that'll do, that'll do.
Let's get out of here.
Got a couple of PMC kills, killed a couple of bosses.
We did pretty good, we did pretty good.
Very well, team.
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was just me.
I don't know what you guys did, but I think you guys did pretty good.
I think you guys did pretty well too.
Oh, I think we did great!
Excellent raid, boys! Excellent raid!
They got two PMCs, not too savvy, not too savvy.
Hell yeah.
I got a little loot.
Got a little bit of loot.
Some trash that I can use.
Thank you guys for suggesting games for me. I've been playing a few different games already.
I just want to try Tarkov. Hey! That's a stupid idea! That's a stupid idea, you stupid man!
We're stupid ideas! That's a bad idea, team. That's a bad idea.
The other games
You just see yourself
It's right on raise one more time. Yeah, I want to be playing with the next update comes out. No worry boss
Let's see what's crackle-ackin. Let's see what's crackle-ackin.
Oh.
Okay, so we got, so now that unlocked woods.
Now we got woods we can play.
That's awesome.
Hand over any weapon to mechanic.
That's a hard task.
Easy piece.
That's a hard task. You sure you can handle that boss?
I can't. Can we go do a couple more raids?
Can you guys handle that?
knocking I got two found a right they're actually a little bit better than I want
but whatever oh no they're not perfect wait what the hell what I talked to
scared it push me back to the main menu ours has been skipping through did I
make a mistake oh no yeah I was alright surviving extract
Eliminate the three targets on what I see it from the highest and lowest very simple very expensive for a can of squash
And falling skies locate the fallen plane. Oh easy very easy very
Nice hands of the lowest price food item on the store is 60,000
That is crazy, we can make some serious money doing like an interchange
The um interchange is chaos right now because that's everybody's first map
It's literal okay. You missed the chaos because you played right at the beginning
It's chaos
You know the hell we've been through
You know, I'm fucking done. You don't know what we've seen what we've done
You could never understand. I can get it spam it added by pussy master 3000
You lucky dog you lucky dog. I'm pretty much you've been blessed
You have been blessed brother last hashtag last tag bless. Oh, you guys have you guys both done your quest?
Attorney's your question good woods. They talk to the guys. Yep. Yep. I'm ready to rip. I'm gonna kick you guys
I'm no longer your friends. I'm gonna rip it
I'm gonna say I'm no longer your friends. I don't know
You broke your elbow. Get out. I'm no longer your friends
No, no, we what do I do at once? Uh, you see a little peep
Marks any of the weather station. This is the big moment. That was the big moment. That's right
Oh
You know, Mr.
Sturbushy eliminating any target without using armor on woods 10. Oh my goodness gracious
All right. Well, I'm going to woods with no armor and no helmet
I'm gonna bring a motion that way I can actually shoot them without them absolutely ripping my flesh from my body within one nanosecond
Like you do like you do like you do of course of course
I might do SKS and SKS seems kind of fire right now
I'm not gonna lie
I am not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie boy
I
Which one's better the PSO dash 1M 2 or the PSO dash 1?
PSO dash 1M 2
I feel like you are just saying that I have no idea
Guys see me know it's a better the PSO 1M 2 or the PSO 1
No idea I think they're pretty much the same
I'm pregnant. Yeah, one of them is probably good conversation. Fantastic. Fantastic.
That guy is that noseball.
She is.
Well, I'm just gonna do PSO one. That sounds like a good idea. Maybe. Yeah, come on.
I think that's yeah. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, boss. Hell yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
Helldingle, yeah. I'm so fruitly.
Helldingle.
Helldingle, yeah. That sounds awesome.
Helldingle, yeah.
We gotta go get his little book.
We gotta go, oh, we gotta mark things.
Hold on, what are we marking?
We don't have to, we can get it later.
Wait.
That's why we should do this.
We gotta mark fuel stashes.
You will stashes now. What you talking about?
Megma
Who's getting these quests the smeg moustache the smeg moustache
It's a smeg moustache. Yeah, I can't the smeg moustache. Wait, I can't unlock
Wait, do I need to visit him? Oh wait, I think I need to make my stand
Let's go get a fucking fucking call in a day
Peter watch me my uncle with PTSD over the last few months really helped people all too
excited thank you God speed to everybody thank you Mr. Hazel brother thank you my boy thank
you brother and I hope your uncle's doing small my boy I hope your uncle's doing small
big man God bless you and your family Mr. Hazel God bless you and your family Mr. Hazel
So God speed brother, God speed.
Thank you, my wife, very kind of a big man.
You didn't specifically say he was in the military,
but I'm assuming that's where most people get PTSD
on the most part.
So I'm just gonna go ahead and say,
thank you for your uncle's service.
He's in chance.
That is correct, right?
Is that a good, I don't know if that's a decent,
I don't know if that's not where all PTSD comes from.
That's like probably the majority of it comes from.
So let's please.
Okay, you see the low
Not really
You're crazy. That's a decent subject. Well just in case and if he's not that cancel it out cancel it out
cancel it out
Do we really gonna say yeah, I feel like that's a decent assumption make a thing
I'm waiting.
It says for me, I guess.
Oh, man.
Oh, well, I, we just got done with the way we're going in right now, boss.
Oh, I'm going to go get four bear bin.
Oh, I wish I had a bear bin.
I wish I had a bear bin.
Oh, we are bear bin.
Childhood can cause PTSD.
I'm aware, dumbass, dumbass!
I'm just saying, I would have,
I'm saying probably most of it
comes from like military stuff.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, thank you for your childhood trauma, sir.
Okay, all right, all right.
Okay, guys, obviously, okay.
Obviously we're dicking around over here, guys.
Obviously, we're dicking around over here.
What's going on around here, guys?
Come up around here.
Around here?
I know you're actually a lady, but again, I don't say a good lady is not really, it's
really worth it well.
Good man, good a man!
Thank you, Sharon.
Appreciate you, my boy.
He's very kind of you.
Now let's RIDE!
I
Was this another one
Play three times. I think you know, but there might also be gotta go. I do here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
There's other very various
No
Listen, listen, I gotta go kill Mr. Sturboose here real quick.
Easy peasy.
This is crazy. The quests are so different.
There's a vase in there, by the way, I can't carry.
A vase.
I can't either.
I'm gonna go head over to Yeager's Note, but I'm also gonna try to pass this fuel storage.
I'm gonna pass Lumberbilt and give him your 1, 2. You wanna tell my boss?
You also have to get the file within the cabins of Lumberbilt?
Yeah, yes. I believe I saw that one.
I will let me kill my sister bussy for you. We'll get you figured out
No, I won't lie to you boys. I don't have a armor having on due to this quest
So mr. She was gonna vaporize me within one second. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give it all brother. I'm gonna give it all
It's all that matters. That's all that matters as long as you try your best
That's right. That's what matters most
Right
Did there's been zero times where I've tried my best and failed and been like at least I tried I get fucking more pissed than I tried my best
Yeah, because if you try it doesn't really matter you know
It's the most important thing is doing it and get it done
meat will all
You're just you don't have the right perspective
It's all about perspective.
Well, okay, what if my objective is eating five Jack-in-the-box spicy chicken sandwiches?
That's gonna be a problem in itself because I'm gonna piss out my ass.
Wait, where'd you go, John?
I'm at the top of the mountain.
Is that where we need to go for the quest?
There's one right in front of me.
There's a few swords this way, yeah.
You got a meal, got a meal, got a meal, got a meal, got a meal!
Oh my goodness gracious.
Graces I have felt the cold steel of the 7.6 251 bullet through my eye hole
He is right there in front of you
About ten meters from my body boys
That's on him just have
That pass
I
See this guy has a sniper you should push him give it right on my body right on my body
Just saw it turn into scoundrel as soon as you turn I promise it's him
Don't go push back. Go push. Yeah, you got it. You got this. You got this. You got this
No push it push it push it
No, now he's shooting me from behind
No, that was not the guy I swear to you that's not the guy I could I would bet every dollar I have that has not the guy
That is a robot scab. I saw I'm sure you can clip afterward as soon as you turn he turned
Yeah, look there he is. I told you just stand there. He's a fucking scab
Is everything all right over there?
No, no John. No, it's not just like moving the tree next to you
He's right there
You promise just don't kill him just don't kill his ass
God my god if you have to quite better
He's right there for you. You see him awesome to the right
Yeah, that's a scare. Oh, there he is. You're right. You just aren't you
I heard that. I heard that. I'm running to you.
If you hear someone running, it might be him, but it might also be me.
Hmm.
Yeah, me me old lad.
I'm almost there.
I'm good boy.
I'm all right.
Right on the road here.
I want to bang into the shop for a moment.
Hey, hello.
I don't know where this guy is.
Oh, he's down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Found him, John.
I found him.
Fucking good, these guys got scopes.
The keynote is for me.
He served in Bosnia, Great, or Green Beret.
He stand on the shoulders of giants,
may have served you many big bags.
I see!
I fucking told you, I told you!
When I say, when I say, I knew it, I knew it!
Bam! Bam!
Scud-oose!
Gotcha!
That thing!
I knew it!
Winner, winner, second winner!
Thank you for your service, good man!
Thank you, my boy!
Hey, if you're not letting those fuckers take our money,
you're not free to help!
Oh, fuckin' fucks-
Fuckin' do it.
Do it.
Thank you, Mr. Hazard, brother.
God bless you and your family, my boy.
I
Got absolutely vaporized within me a second I was right man
He has a specter and a scar
So, uh, yeah, yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, excellent rain, excellent rain.
Well gentlemen, my pass is engaged. You can fit a watermelon through it without scratching the sides.
Wow, impressive.
Thank you. Thank you very kindly. I appreciate you saying that that means a lot to me sir
That means a lot. Thank you very kindly
So here's what we're gonna do. All right, it's quite complex, but in some ways quite simple
We are gonna do
same
Then again
Do you understand me soldier?
Absolutely!
Dear sir brother,
but this time we're not all gonna die hilariously
within the first two and a half minutes of the raid.
Here you are to save each other!
Perfect!
Absolutely!
Yes sir, right away sir.
That's right.
Right away sir.
Alright, let's ride!
Oh, Mr. D. Thanks, my boy.
Good man, good, I'm bad.
And Mr. Jack the Lack, my boy.
Thanks, my boy, good man, good, I'm bad.
My boy, please change your mind boy.
This is me and my wife, and I have a question.
We eat quarter of the cup.
Do you use it?
No, no, man.
Yeah.
You use the typewriter technique or the log runner technique?
I'm dumb and super.
You recorded live stream rep.
I'm dumb and super chatted.
You recorded live stream rep.
Oh
Fantastic
Yes, sir, if you see the numbers 24 seven in a screen title
That's because that motherfucker isn't real that motherfucker right there isn't real
Motherfucker right there is not real. That's what's going on right there
I don't know what the log runner technique is, but I usually just shove it down and moan.
If you have any other questions, dude, hesitate to ask.
We're dealing with.
All right, on line!
Plus Lucy what I do every night brother. It's the best. It's the best it's a sensation
Unlike many have built before
Kings could rule whole lands have riches as far as the eye can see but they can't have a Lucy and drinking a voodoo Ranger
playing Tarkov on a Monday night
Next turn brother yes turn now let's ride
surely you
Let's run!
You boys ready for a great raid?
yeah yeah yeah actually in a good spot for mr. Jager
the Yeager on the plane we must the other plan is right here you guys had
on over that's gonna take a quick peek for mr. Sturbusy he's my moral enemy
here's my nimmie since I must take him out with no armor whatsoever absolutely
absolutely well he's whatever the words we can be together let's all go to the
Because there's an SVD one shot to the chest with armor.
You will find something better in the woods.
In the woods.
Becoming one with nature.
Bringing out with your friends.
Go on a camping trip.
Go to the woods again.
In the woods.
In the woods, yeah
Oh, it's yours here, come on, son of a-
Oh my god, quest complete, holy shit, I'm the best, oh my god, I did it!
I already fuckin' did it!
Oh my first guy I saw, holy shit!
It's going to come in, it's going to come in!
It's over, it's over, I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo
Holy crap, holy shit
I'm watch out watch out. He's one guy like he's one guy like he's up. Are you up?
We're crossing the field. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm done. I'm done. I got a ball. I got a ball
Oh
Let that shit
Yeah, like with no reaction. It's something like no reaction like work. No reaction. This is us
Thanks, man. Are you dead, John?
I got fucking humiliated in front of me.
Thanks, man. Oh my god, dude.
Oh, okay, so there's somebody behind you.
What? Are you serious?
I said that three times. You guys were too busy singing and dancing.
Oh, fuck!
All this loot could be yours. I'm just grabbing it for now, so I have something better than a fucking...
What are they doing in my glory?
What are they doing?
Oh, you're not dead
I could have bet everything
He's alright.
He's the chosen one.
He was resurrected.
He was sure.
He was easy for me.
Endless Quincyn.
Peanut plus Dark Off is the sweet spot.
Love your shit, bro.
If the next extraction is successful, I'll give another 100 subs.
Win is in.
Lock it in.
I'm locked in, but what I'm locked in?
You're good, man.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in, but what I'm locked in?
You're good, man.
I'm telling you right now, those subs aren't safe.
And neither is his mother fucker that's facing us.
I'm about to put him down! I'm about to put him down!
Okay, go down here multiple.
Where's this guy at? Where's this guy at?
Oh, Jesus Christ, this is good. This shit happens.
I heard somebody over by the wood camp area. Over by the warehouse thing.
100% heard steps. Could be a scam.
Like that way you're on your house over here right on us
Mr. Peter
Complaining not complaining. Oh, there's still somebody on the opposite side. I don't know you just hear that that that shot that
Over by the where the extract was in the event
I don't have a leg, don't I have to do something?
Don't run, you might have a bleed.
Oh god, I have that thing.
I've talked to Jenkins, whatever it's called.
I can't run anymore.
Oh, nice and slow.
We're going to go nice and slow.
Maybe here's a boss.
You're not going to hear something, right?
I'll get someone.
Dr. J.
Is there something I need to do in these cabins here?
What do I need to do?
The cabin closest to me, it's under the bed, the first bed,
under the sheet that's falling off the bed.
Oh, there it is.
Beautiful. Got it, got it.
Somebody's approaching.
What side?
My side.
It's just a scav, just a scav.
I
He's been inseminated
I got you cuz what steps in my arm rough. Oh, I can't spit I keep feeling oh my god. Oh my goodness
That is so I don't like I should not have done that. I'll try not to kill scavs. I'll try not to go scavs
I got him!
Oh! I just got credit for whatever you just did.
We share, we share, we share, we share.
It was a wonderful new.
What in the hell do I do?
Would you be budge?
No promises. No promises.
Got a beanie on now.
Hey, there's people towards Sephiroth and Bob.
We're going towards Bob.
I got you some more kills to that armor.
Okay, I'm just going to leave the armor here, who cares?
If I die, I die.
Oh, the place of glory.
Oh, my God.
Like a burning star.
What?
Oh, it's a sterman's body.
Fully looted.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
Who did that?
anybody anybody anybody anybody been anybody probably one of the guys we killed
I'ma come in I'ma come in
Oh
Dude there's two scabs in wood camp. Do you need to kill him? I don't want to kill him. Are you still at wood camp?
No, so go ahead you go. I'll charge leave and sleep and bring him later.
Okay
Cooling it over my father going towards med you're going towards med camp. Yeah, I'm gonna get my kid
wait don't I need to kill, I think I need to kill
I'm so fucking locked in right now
locked in
I'm sure locked in
peanut centering flow state
I'm in the flow state, I'm in the flow state
Fuck, holy fuck, win the floor shab and the floor shab.
Oh, wrong.
Win the floor shab and the floor shab.
Floor shab, my ass.
I'm floating in your eyes.
Oh wait, if I take my armor off, will this count for you?
Uh, actually maybe.
Wait, let me show you how I have it, what's it?
Uh, go ahead and shoot him.
Hold on, I'm backtracking a little bit.
I should have good angle in the second.
good angle in the second. I mean, we're the yes it will. I mean, we're the yes it will.
Dude, that is so nice. Oh my God, dude. Charcos finally hit 2026 gaming. All right, I see
him going back. Lots of shots of everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see a guy over
here anymore all right did that count for you changing again oh my god it did
and they only need four more I'm gonna work I'm gonna do some work over it
wait wait how are you getting kills for him because it gets shared now
They're odd
2026 game
That the other guy in this white box and sharing shots there. That's that's gonna say
Head metal this type of rock I literally can't run is this stupid dr. Jenkins thing
Roger Dodger. Oh, I'll meet you here. I'm so focused. I'm so locked in. I could burn a hole through my body right now.
What? Just by looking at it. Don't do that. Don't do that. It's dangerous.
I see sound I'm looking at time on a linear landscape in the fourth dimension
oh my oh my god this is what heroine's gonna feel like oh my god I might hold a
poop and just fucking love of the game just to feel the pressure
you're the fire oh just feel the fire in my soul
just feel anything at all just to feel anything again just to feel
anything at all anything at all
i see him target located real player real player another one
yep i'm on him i'm on him i'm on him i'm in wood camp don't shoot me
I don't know, he's at Super Hill.
Oh
Well, I'll be around though
I just got granaded by a scav. Cool. That's great. Great. Cooked in everything. Wow.
Oh shit! Oh dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Oh
So good much it's all good
Oh god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My oh, I was ahead of the stomach. I don't even know what you call that. I was just a rock next to a bigger rock. Oh
My god killed by a fucking player scav
Oh my god, what a fucking joke.
Here's Louise.
Clips the grenade.
We were cooking boys, we were on fire.
We did all that with no armor too.
I bet you get armor that last part.
We might wanna, we might wanna
do a little some some.
We might wanna do a little some some.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
I don't know if you're blind but I died good sir I died I was dead it says it right there
KIA killed in action killed in action mr. Atlas guys somebody get mr. Atlas a pair of eyes
and the map
START!
HELLO YEEEAH!
MY SEME DUMMY THE CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS SHIT!
MY SEME DUMMY THE CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN AND A GOOD MAN!
Thank you, Miss Chalice, seriously, my boy.
You did not have to do that, brother.
Well, especially because I died.
Especially because I died and didn't...
I didn't even do my end of the bargain.
Thank you, brother, my boy.
I hope you don't have a time for...
I appreciate that, brother.
Seriously.
I bought the stream and the buggy legs and that massive a fast I truly hope that
we're talking about that that means me brother Maria Maria my boy that's very
good I'm doing very well big man you're doing very smart all good devils and
Ben's a lot of kill but thank you about that cremated by a player scav
Oh
Dr. Jiggles thing is at the badge and Dr. Jiggles fucking sucks
They're talking about my sad list dr. Jiggles thing you'd suck I
Hate it. I wish I had to chose it. Honestly fuck the lock thing. I
Really fucked up doing that guys. I really did that thing sucks. Yeah, I would not take
Yeah, I would not take the lock right now
Just got the fuck out of there. Oh
Oh
Thank you my boy good man good man!
Thank you my boy and return to my boys!
Thank you brothers seriously gentlemen.
I hope you know what all that means to me boys.
I hope you do, I hope you do brothers.
Thank you so much for supporting us through the Muggalators.
Big up, big up gentlemen, big up.
Thank you boys, hope you do it as well.
I hope all you Muggalators do it as well.
All of you in damage defense gentlemen, all of you Muggalators.
Oh, oh, I wish I could use my girlfriend Casey happy birthday please much love my good son
Yeah, happy birthday Casey!
You're killing me, daddy
Oh, my trips are going full of magical activities, birthday cakes and candles
High five to her dad
Oh, I'm sorry, let me change her mind
Hey John, you died
Wait, hold on, you died, yeah, you died
Um, thank you
So wait, giving you died to a random straight grenade from a robot, is that correct?
No, no, no, player scav. Cook the grenade blew up right on my feet. I don't even know how they got there.
I'm looking at you. I think you can't go today. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you can. I mean that they wasn't an impact grenade because it did hit the floor and that blew up like yeah one second.
All right, did you do a stats man for stats by you can show of course gingerous game in here first shot all day quote
Yeah, I'm still
Let's go stash baby stash baby. Let's go. Let's go rubble for rubble rubble for rubble
Bar for bar. I've been grinding son not today. Oh, okay way way way there
I am right now for but
and I'm your level, I will be more Richard than you.
Is that a word?
E-word went, E-word went.
Baby, let me tell you something.
I've got flea market.
E-word has been grinding quest
for 11 hours and 24 minutes.
We are on top, we are on top right now.
You see me just, you see me, you see me.
You see me, pimp, stirblessy out?
I mean, that's my bottom bitch.
You see him right there a second ago?
What is, is that, that's me.
What?
You mean imposter?
Imposter, imposter, imposter.
Oh, oh, hey guys, hey guys, I haven't even started yet,
but I'm gonna call people for, sorry.
My staff, I use $12 and a Taco Bell coupon.
Oh, P.A., you're so poor.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't able to play the game.
I had opened a bunch of Pokemon card packs.
I've got zero friends.
That's you, buddy.
Okay, actually, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got some of it right, but some of it wrong.
I was opening Pokemon cards today with friends
and we went out to dinner
and did lots of fun stuff today.
Sounds horrible.
You left the house, sounds new, what I would do.
Mr. P., can't believe John the Tarkov streamer
Let you play with it. Love y'all three. I know I'm just a blessing.
It's a blessing. BTW, check out the game night shift hospital.
I would take a peep. I would take a peep. Ms.
Genji, if I had to extract information about where a terrorist
planted a nuclear bomb within a city and I had to torture it out of them,
that's what I would make them do to get the information is what you did tonight.
I would force him.
I would force him against his will to open Pokemon card packs until his eyes bled, until
his soul reaped the consequences, until his mind could not take any more and it left him
a hollow shell of the terrorists he once was, until his body broke, until his mind warped,
He did wanted nothing more than the sweet release of death
Wait, I have a question what would you open the second
SpongeBob packs. Yeah, dude. They're sick
Sponsor as I'm not opening any packs of any other
Sick
Oh my gosh, they're really
Your lady said it just doesn't sound good the other way be the ones that I thank you
God you said yeah, I'm gonna thank you soon
but then this Pokemon lady came in here and she's like,
Squawk!
I want to buy that one.
Aren't they like, already super ridiculous.
Okay, so you know what's crazy about that?
It is.
I bought a whole case of it for 500 bucks and now the whole case is selling for $2,000.
Oh my God!
It's okay.
It comes in from around.
It's a scalper.
The gold card though, the gold card that you can pull out of it, you can pull it out
of it just sold on eBay for $5,000. You and I love to do most. I love to go to Target
and I sit there and I wait until they have a new Pokemon card pack drop and then I see
this loving family of four dad mom and two young boys they go I love Pokemon. I love
Pokemon and I see him walking down the aisle toward the Pokemon card bags
I jump out and take all the Pokemon card bags and take everyone
I run to the exit I run to the exit I buy them all really quickly and I stand outside
I sit outside when I see the sad faces of the family coming out that they couldn't get Pokemon
I double the price of whatever they were right off the exit they're talking and I say selling Pokemon cards
selling Pokemon cards. Oh would anybody like any Pokemon cards?
Top five favorite things to do.
I missed this whole story because I was muted but I'm getting the gist that Pina's been
stealing Pokemon cards.
Oh my boy!
Did I get that?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, perfect.
And he's going to start ripping SpongeBob cards.
SpongeBob, uh, SBTG.
Top's Chrome, Top's Chrome SpongeBob Edition.
They're sick, I've ripped them before with a friend.
Are they really SpongeBob cards?
Yes, they're very expensive.
Very, you can hit a one-on-one Patrick for like five grand.
Think about that.
No, it's way more than that.
You see, that's five hundred grand.
Yeah, we're like these SpongeBob cards.
Some of these cards are worth like thirty thousand dollars.
I can get you them like straight from Bob,
but I'm a couple of these.
Love it. Love it.
That sounds cool.
They're awesome.
That sounds...
Okay.
Whoa, you just said that sounds cool to open cards?
What?
Spongebob.
Spongebob cards.
Hmm.
That's kinda different.
Not Ponte-Man cards.
I just got a...
I got a level 20 Golden Chord of Fuck.
It's gonna sell for 229 dollars.
You add your eBay...
Add you.
actually further starts for more than that okay like a gold Patrick what the
fuck's better than that that is true PSA 10 Patrick you want to split a case
okay what we'll rip that box PSA 10 wait wait what's the other one TGC
I
See GC guys, I have to kill Sturman again. I didn't realize
That was all for nothing
I picked up the key, but then I died. I didn't know that that was a part of I would have ran
I thought they might have removed that because I didn't really be I should have just extracted dude
I was trying to do your quest for you, and I got killed by a player scab with a grenade
Well, let's just go do it again. Let's do it again
Can't wait for him to die to sermon
Buddy, I just I just pop Sturman's cherry. You see that?
Mr. Sturman. Yeah, exactly. That was that was a replay instant live replay
I
Will ever you Genji level zero she didn't shod yet
I'm I'm really gone on to see what John was doing, but then I saw you with you guys
Because he was yeah, if I was playing tonight. Yeah, I did ask that
14 hours ago
Yes, I know and I was busy cuz I had people that visited
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm taking that the wrong way.
That's what I do with my friends.
Oh, Mr. Super is one good bag good a bag and there's a little
round of bubble but he's one good bag good a bag.
No, no, no, no, no, there's nothing to do about it, it's just a macaroni and cheese party.
It's a there's nothing wrong with getting together and eating mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese party?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, that sounds, oh yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I would love a mac and cheese party.
Five, six, seven boxes of Kraft mac and cheese.
Put them in a giant pot.
you and uh peanut can make mac and cheese together yes yes yeah yeah we could i would love mac and cheese
party
i got this one with the corn and cheese party that sounds awesome
yeah yeah you're not invited we might not invite you to the mac and cheese party
Cheese party
Did you want to
I
Let
the other day or whatever.
Sports cards?
No, no, no.
We had the dark staff, something or other set that just came out.
Nice.
Hello, we talking to my guys.
It's Tarkov Tarkov.
Gigi, like it crushes cards up and puts them into a syringe.
It's Tarkov Tarkov.
Not this card top.
Oh this cod is talk out there.
That's what the invocators have been tonight.
We sound nice.
We sound absolutely divine.
I'm not gonna poop for days after that, but it's worth it.
It's worth it.
A little rib eye steak, maybe more.
Nice, maybe more is the only way to eat it.
Some potatoes.
Some potato shallots.
How do you with a side of potatoes medium rare?
And the only way you should do it
Sure medium rare in the back of a lifted empty 50 that's sermon that servant. I need that. Oh my god. I did
Even killed the eyes of the key. I see the game
You deserve to be executed you boss I got I got another quest
I got another kill for you, mr. P watching you. You're gonna be here. Yeah, we gotta kill mr.
Subrussian is God's break. We get his key
Yeah, I'm just making a quick little pit stop by mod cabin a little pit. Oh shit quick. I used to one might be killing him
I used to have a killer
Gotta get in there
I'm right by red.
Check, check, check.
The right one?
Right near you.
Yeah, right near you.
Tina, don't forget to throw your Pokeball at Sturman.
We should catch him.
Get him low.
Catch him.
Yeah, yeah, wait, guys, guys, guys.
Multiple be already dead.
One of the guards.
I see a PBC on the win stacks.
I can't let him get that key.
No, no, no.
It's win stacks.
Have a good one.
Let me go.
We're going to give a bishorated box.
Where you John?
I'm doing a little dance if you're looking at someone doing a dance. It's me
Okay
He run they gone
Oh my god, it was the one cabin I look into the literal one camera. I look into in the cabin
They're the middle one. They're the middle one. They're the middle one
Now they're the left one. Oh
Oh my goodness the one Gavin I did not look into I did the right guy, but I did the left guy
Valley of effort on
You will live on through song and story for many generations
How did that guy watch
guys I was about to tell you so me maybe I'm gonna block ginger we just fired
I did 157
oh wait no that was the other guy
negative 150 damage
I thought that was the other guy
Adelape boys
I just saw my boyfriend
Adelape boys
excellent rain
gentlemen hey
excellent rain
I ain't saying SKS
that guy would have been toast
get your gear on boys
on boys we're going back in let's form it we're going back in boys did you get
come to ones does it have a thing yeah do I still have to go to uh energy yeah
yeah good luck that did not go super fantastic I will not lie to them in my
I had I had much higher hopes for that rain. I did and we all okay
No, I'm kidding. You're kidding. You guys are very kind. I'm just a big kind of
You just can't mean you got me lady
Used to be a cool guy now. She's a mean lady
need some water
I'm thirsty Bowers
Are you gonna go on a power world schedule for this park off season Zingy where you play from?
I'm 30 balls 2 p.m. I'm thirsty
I'm 30
Get my schedule figured out cuz I've just been taking off so much time and actually enjoying the real world
You know, don't fuck it. We'll cut the shit. I know I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm so fucking doing that.
Alright, let's run!
Move your front door!
Lock it!
Oh.
In Dr. Mingus' fixing situation,
I don't think Dr. Mingus' fixing situation.
One of the greatest doctors ever to live.
Oh.
He tried not sucking the shit.
We were cooking there like
ten minutes ago.
He got lucky and gimmicked it.
They got lucky boys.
We let those guys off with a little warning that time.
Did you guys get a single point yesterday?
We're going back in.
We're going back in for it all.
You did, uncle.
We're killing Mr. Stoker's kid taking his key.
Put it in our butthole.
The 8,000 gold in one.
Bad luck started when Judy came in.
That's what I was thinking.
Maybe she's like a witch.
I love that game.
She's like a witch or something.
To be fair, we did get stream-side though.
There were people coming up to us and they were, um...
Where's the little P. Add?
We got it.
Oh, he's, he's, I think he got right out.
He's learning the shapes and the, and the numbers.
Shapes and numbers.
The virus's in fact three, that's me.
Mr. Peanut today is my girlfriend birthday.
Her name is Mandean.
Can you wish her a happy birthday?
I don't think that's a real birthday.
She's Irish.
We accept an Irish joke.
Happy birthday, Mandean.
Yeah, I had time to-
Irish enough to outdrink a DMOX.
I did not talk about-
I hope she has a brilliant day.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not packed full of Irish jokes, Mandean.
I don't know a single Irish joke, so you get no-
You get no standard happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Mandean!
Oh, it went too good for magical activities!
Oh
It's like the one time you shared your screen and I heard my own thoughts
Yeah, being gimmick, pick the same thing and then lunched it and then when he
came in through through the game.
Yeah, lost all the loot from the code.
Yeah, we entered all 12 codes and then just reset all.
Peepers open boys.
That's crazy.
They could be even looking ready to do that.
Yep.
I picked the best perks in the whole game.
Come back, Peanut.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to write this shit. Yeah, it's plain. I'm going right to Mr. Stubus super revenge
Right
Well, yeah, but he killed me with you know, he's people next to him Sturber to Jason
People that were stubborn adjacent within his network. Yeah
We were on my kids I need oh
You one more without Armory kill you make are you still doing that or no?
I mean, I'm not actually on that quest, but I don't have either but everybody I kill counts for you
I'll you one more boys just so you know, I don't have armor by choice not because
What's the question? Yeah, I got a lock in here boys, but she's looking
in the shadows
He wants me bad
He wants me
He wants my pussy
I want your pussy too so I don't blame him
Oh my god
What was this thing you did on the top of the mountain?
I don't know
John, is this a quest we had?
Oh shit
Is this the quest we had at the top of the mountain?
Oh my
No, no, I was at the top of the mountain
The first field storage is over by the plane
What happened to you?
He's here, he's here.
Not one of the guards, but not one of the guards.
You can do it!
Oh God!
Oh, it's too much to shoot at my leg.
Oh God.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, it's over me.
It's over.
I'm gonna die forever.
I got this, you got this, you got this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh God.
Oh, I'm gonna die forever.
I'm gonna die forever.
Oh
Oh, it's over. I mean a healing animation
On the guard guard that's what's in Sherman lots of Sherman
I'm laying on Robert C. Baskin
Hey, why is this reloading up to full it's what the hell
I
Get one lock in
So we should do something else as well. There's beauty at me
Okay, okay, okay
No, that's just random guy
P.R.G. at the cabbage.
Is there anybody next to me?
John, you alright? I'm here in gunfire.
What happened to-
John?
What the- what the hell is that?
Get out of here!
Mr. Johnson calling all John's calling all John's
He's dead I don't really need to kill him I see the key as long as I don't let that guy
get the key.
We're good.
I think he's dead.
I have perished my friend.
Oh.
Where is everyone at?
Where is he?
Well, yeah, let's have one egg
Where is he?
There's a man down the cabbage. Are you just killed? Are you running?
No, no, no, I'm at the plane. I'm at the plane
Oh, he's not dead. Oh
With the dingles
Oh, it's Pastor, who wants the key?
Who wants the key?
Right to mine.
It's my key.
I
See what she was
How did that not hit I shot him in the head
So good for my teammates was okay. That's cool three man that's plain
Oh
There's a bastard
Get out of here!
Now it just means to me, it's me and Mr. Subasi.
We final showdown.
We final matchup.
Well, there's just some random guy again.
Where are all these people?
Where's Mr. Bussy-Hotty?
Oh, there's no easy-peasy.
There that dingo is Mr. Bussy!
Where's Mr. Bussy-Hotty?
We got those guys coming for the pain so we gotta do this quick.
Oh.
Fuck it, I'm going in!
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Oh God!
Oh!
It's shit! It's shit!
Oh God!
Oh God! Oh my God!
Oh God!
It's all good boys are not gonna lie!
Oh God!
Okay.
Ooh.
CMS kit would go preeeety fire right now.
CMS kit would go preeeety hard right now.
That'd be preeeety nice.
That would be preeeety nice to find.
Oh
It's a quick see rescue
This is quick one. I see one. It's a quick one. That's all I need
Let's do brass
Let's do brass. Oh
Oh god.
That is BMC. Oh my god.
Don't see that. I think I might have started to serve it.
asked me a thousand times. Walked my ass three million times. A shearmask, it would be,
it would go quite hard right now, quite hard.
See you first, see you first, see you, bitch, let's, you're not going to lie to each other,
good they're about to be the lobby and about two seconds two seconds here I'm
looking into the void I'm looking into the void
Ah, fantastic.
Exactly what I wanted to.
It really hurt.
Beautiful work.
You do your job.
I'll reveal my location.
Thank you.
Oh.
I
Scan scan
He was just supposed to move back to this mountain
I've got an idea.
It's not a good one.
I've got an idea.
It's not a good one, though.
However you still see,
let's get off this guy.
Wow, Sturbert is still alive.
That's the master plan.
That's the most of it. Oh
My god, please god, please
He's a nice to see my skin over now
This is this is
You people jump before key people jump in pink. Yeah, pink. It would also be quite welcome
I
Hope you find something you're allergic to
He's what
Yeah, I think mr. Shibushi's up on this mountain to the left. I think he moved drastically
He's flesh he's flesh
Genji's locked in on the tutorial right now. Oh
Look at that key and live.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
Oh that's so good for me.
No.
Well.
Eugh! Bad weapon! Bad weapon! Ah, you gotta always predict if there is some gentleman 100 meters away stroking his cock in a bush waiting for you to go to Mr. Simussy.
Gotta be careful! Very careful! Very careful! Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
I'm so, so, so wise.
Oh, check it in, check it in.
10 trillion hours of the game, he still needs a body
as soon as he kills it.
Shake my head, Mr. B.
So right.
So right, it's not like that body had the quest on it
or everything I needed to survive!
Good thinking.
You know what?
I should've just fucked up five miles west,
died in a hole somewhere.
What?
What do you have?
No, no.
Oh, you have meds?
How'd it go?
I had one AFAC!
I have a 25% increase of meds when I use it.
I would use the entire AFAC!
I might as well just die if I use that
to fix the heavy bleed.
There was a guy in the wood pile
that killed you, thanks, I-Obs.
Thanks, I-Obs, thank you.
Thank you. This is why this is why this hack is an apex body.
Because you're over here dicking around.
This is why it's, you're over here dicking around.
I, that's a, it's a,
you and your job.
It's the guard times.
By the way, you just died.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you. Thank you.
Is anything good with that?
You want to sit on me?
Honestly, I was pretty lucky that's hot.
Guys, I don't know if it was.
Yeah, I don't know if it's just you,
but he is the move right now.
I have to go somewhere else, man.
Well, this is just a support.
I just say, well, hey, Mr. Nut, I know you might not
still miss, but thanks for all the cheer I'm up for doing.
I had to put my mechanic Jerry down.
Love you a long time.
All right, PJ.
God bless Jerry.
All right, PJ.
All right, what's our main task?
I have no idea.
I'm now 12 hours deeper to the screen,
and I'm starting to feel it, boss.
I feel it boss. Let me die. Yeah
And slide me down the Great Wolf Lodge tornado
Yeah
Literally just talking about great
to my mom yes there's no great wolf watch anywhere close to you dude how does that come to your mind
i'm viewing it mr. crabs i'm viewing it mr. crabs jingy's got the cones where she can see things
i've got the airplane tism you've got the random locations coming to your mind
Oh my goodness I need another silly juice that's what I need I need another I got a double
margarita on the way a silly juice you say I need another shippy shippy I should be drinking
to I could go you know I've been drinking ciders lately have you tried
what oh that just fell my screen is blue and it won't stop doing it I do have
What's your line?
Why is my thing doing anything?
It won't stop.
My game is crashing over and over again.
I'm gonna do a quick auto for one short.
The aura is just too strong, that's what I was thinking.
When the game stopped working, the first thing I thought of was it could have been my aura.
It could have been the sheer raw force of my aura.
That's what I was thinking.
Good analysis, sir.
Good analysis.
Mmm, that is Ivy League tech professional wound seven PhDs right there
I'm coming back in I should we do some other than one
Yes, please
Wait are the servers dying because I'm also
I
Are you getting into the game I keep talking I
Had I just felt that Ford I'm going back. It was just hanging. It was just hanging. I think we might be
Think the key to my to push the big red button big red button
Well, it was it goes to be having the key to my to push the big red button
My game's not loaded. I'm oh there it is
And we go now we're back in business boys
Alright, alright, I'm gonna take this devious MDR. I got from the goons
It is actually most shit built gun in the whole game. I don't know why they have all the robots right around poo
Hmm
I'm gonna launch my game three more times if it doesn't work. I'm ending stream going to bed crying fantastic
This is our founding fathers.
They're doing another 14 hour tomorrow?
I have no idea what I'm doing even right now.
I'm just, I'm alive, Mr. John.
I'm alive.
That hurt me.
My ears popped when I just-
I'm alive, Mr. John.
I'm alive when I'm barely breathing.
Whoa, we're living on a bread take my peanut. No, we'll make it. I swear
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, wow, whoa
I
Got the the no-arbor thing done. So that's something I'm not gonna kill mr. Recursy. That's honestly not a bad question
I'm gonna go do that
eliminate PFCs at dorms anyways yeah let's go do that guys that's a great
quest guys down yeah I wasn't paying attention but I'm down for anything
yeah let's do I can't I can't get in the game have you tried to make your game
work I'm in it how long to unlock woods Genji um I got distracted by cake
oopsie what can't we was a PPG again oh god oh here we go oh we're not my
things don't see you working in full capacity if you might find my mouse is
like him oh my god yes oh there we go yeah we buy this this is a perfect
door to have it right there boys look at that it's a perfect door to weapon
where are we going we're going right to dorms kill mr. was just he killed 3 p.m.
she's good at all you understand me soldier oh yeah I think so I don't
understand you I don't just be on my way hot mouth hey miss cake lady I got the
clip what he's am I using my stream
I'm gonna show it right when you man. All right
Oh shit, I gotta restart my YouTube soup too when we're loading in here. Yeah, I hit the 12-hour mark
That's dude, why have they picked that yet? That is super sassy. That is super sassy. Yeah
You can literally upload YouTube videos in longer than 12 hours. Can't you?
But, oh no, I think so, yeah, there's like 10 hour YouTube videos of like, fire, fireplaces.
Watch this clear evidence right there.
That's just evidence right there, that'd be possible.
Damn right.
Well, damn, that's just evidence right there.
It's 100% possible.
Thank you for lightning this, Mr. Gennick.
I appreciate that.
That is my pleasure.
It is my pleasure.
Of course, of course, of course.
Now, I must say that unfortunately,
10 hours is in fact less than 12 hours.
I ran the numbers.
I have my mods do the numbers off stream.
Keep these conspiracy theories.
I am traumatized from wood.
So I can't be unresponsive.
All right, let's go, I'm ready.
My game's lighting so bad.
This is my last raid.
Wait, I'm gonna go ahead and restart my series
I'm loading in here, okay?
Roger Dodger.
Roger Dodger, Roger Dodger.
You guys ready to go?
Yeah, I'm ready to rip.
We're going right here boys, we're going right here.
We're going at it.
All right, all right boys, I'm gonna do it quick.
I don't know what that means, Mr. Run trade.
I don't know if I wanna read that, but thank you sir.
Thank you, Mr.
All right, YouTube Bunkie Ladies,
I'm doing a quick YouTube restart,
gentlemen, a quick YouTube restart,
and then we're right back,
and then we're right back, quick YouTube restart,
and then we're right back, gentlemen,
The right back was just a quick YouTube restart, a quick YouTube, and then we're right back,
and then we're right back, gentlemen, lickety-split, split, lickety-split, we're right back, YouTube
restart, and we're back, lickety-split, as fast as you can blink, as quick as a blink
of an eye, a lightning strike would be faster.
That's right, that's right.
Oh, here we go. I restarted the YouTube stream right now. Right now. Here we go. Restarting
the YouTube stream BAM BAM
okay all right I will load it as well here we go
I
Now I'm gonna start the YouTube stream again this whole whole website is super fucking I
Don't even know if it's working. I can't even tell if it's working this whole way up there. It is it's working
we're back we are back welcome back in gentlemen welcome back well it's a long
time no see incredible incredible incredible gentlemen
you a quick who's you do you think we put the chat put up the chat real quick
There we go, there you are.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back boys.
Now, we run.
Oh
We wish we were even me. Yeah, where you guys go right behind you where you where?
We're talking on the left side left side language. It's real foggy out today foggy out
Post effects all the way down
There's a fight going on at this above smugglers that deal.
Above smugglers?
Which smugglers again?
Smugglers both on the left here.
Yeah, campfire.
Wait, wait, wait, so where do you have a flea cross the bridge?
I already crossed the land bridge.
Oh, they're on top of you.
Yeah, basically, in them.
In there, I think I got.
I think I got it.
What?
John.
You got him?
that immediately I think I got him you got him or the place you got a bunch I
don't think so I don't think I'm running back and she killed it's all you
wish this is us hello mr. John you are looking so thick how did you get so
large I'm fucking looted all right over by the crates in the bush to the left of
They know we're here. Yes fantastic you warmed them up for us
Oh wait, what did I kill him? Did you get him? Go ahead and take a peep
I
Just got just got I'm going to I'm going to the thing with the other thing
I'm going to the door I gotta go three B.m. C's and mr. Ritchie
if you split hey what do we got we got
oh operation Aquarius shit maybe key for
that oh maybe somebody's open maybe
someone's been very high locate the
customized to set the garage complex
oh that's always going in going in
I've successfully infiltrated enemy territory
Welcome in, Mr. gimmick.
It's a pleasure to have you, Mr. gimmick.
A pleasure to have you.
That's Mr. John. I'm still outside,
but I'm about to be there.
I was just getting a light tasteful,
doing a light tasteful looting.
Oh, fantastic.
Nothing, Gary.
Come, come, come.
We're moving through. We're moving in.
Hot, hot night to butter.
Hot night to butter.
Yeah.
I
Said you're running towards course I'm coming in the first one
He's coming. He's coming first floor. It's rough. I'm sorry. I'm coming in. I'm coming in right now
Don't you?
All right, maybe they're second story. I see I see you get through the mc's real quick like
Nice easy nothing to brush nothing to brush
I'm running into story. Oh, I see a guy.
I got him! I got him! I got him!
I hope that county wasn't actually in doors when I got him.
Oh my gosh. Jesus Christ.
Oh, I've got to be actually here to see me have a nice peaceful split for a group of...
Second floor room, second story.
Is it a real guy? Is it a real guy?
Yeah, yeah, a real guy.
Are you dead? Are you dead?
No, no, no, I'm running towards you.
You're gonna split, you're gonna split.
I can just split right, right, right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me take care of him.
Let me take care of him boy.
Stand back!
I swear you break his leg every raid multiple times.
Stand back!
I'm dropping your shoes back there.
Stand back!
I'm going in!
I'm dead.
You just went out the four-stroke?
I'm gonna have a connexion dude.
Gonna have a conniption do that was my best kit
What a fly swoon
Is that you keep at the Sears watch no, no, no, I'm outside. I'm metals metal search side
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I surrounded.
Get it!
You're lucky, my friend, Jackson, this day, pal.
You're not gonna have the same luck with me.
Get out of here!
What?
Hold on now that he catch my bullet with his teeth!
That was not!
Bleeded from behind.
I got a cheat settings on whatever those are the filter thingies oh, they're nice. They're nice. Oh my god guys
I almost have my three p.m. Season one found so we could have been done. We could have been out of there. Oh
You ready
Stop eating your cake and drinking your roof
There appears to be a little heart was racing.
Yeah, we almost got up.
That was some bullshit.
That's what I'm saying, Johnny.
That guy belongs in hell.
That guy belongs in the shallow grounds.
Up, up, piece his ass up until you got himself.
Must have reached down and grabbed the bullet
right before it hit him.
Divide into vents and there's only me some explanation.
Every other explanation defies the logic is the only reasonable explanation
Or likes or like whatever or I miss
This is my third one after two one of the two happened in that situation
And I'm not sure much
And I'm not
I
Welcome
I've do I've been on this dark often. This is probably the worst start I've ever had in life
Okay, I've not really lost anything not really gained anything but my my actual kits. There's a word we're starting to get a little low
Well, you have kids you're like it's just the way I'm dying every time dude that one
It's just we're all going up pushing the guy on second floor and then boop deleted from behind a random guy on the wall
Has entered the fight that shit's happened to me every time
It's like oopsie three man. Oh oopsie you're alone and there's a
I'm fully geared level four on everything. Oopsie
Sounds like you're having a blast
You sound like you want to go another 10 hours. That sounds like you want to go to a kappa and don't end your stream till you die
Listen, I knew this talk of shit. I knew this talk of shit this pain only makes me go deeper. Yeah, this pain only makes me harder
This pain only makes me
This pain only makes my junk longer.
This is why we clash.
I'm about this pain dude.
Give it deeper.
Let me go lower.
Stick your thumb in there.
Spit on my back and tell me you're proud of me.
fucking bruddy
breathe hot breath on my neck
while you twist my nipple from behind
this is what I live for
this is what it means to be alive
hire a fucking professional Hollywood makeup artist
to match my skin tone perfectly and cover up my nipples with makeup
God damn right I'm ready. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. This is what it's all about. This is why we talk about it.
God damn right I'm ready.
To experience the highs and the lows.
You can't have the highs, Mr. gimmick, without the lows. The lows make the highs.
I must be due for a lot of highs.
You're due. You're due.
You are due my friend you are due for a lot of highs
You are due my friend
Overdue what did he reject over do I am overdue. That was the round where I was due I
Didn't fire it. I brought my best kit
Got my MDR got my you said karma got my level four helmet got it all didn't fire one shot
That's how it goes sometimes my boy. That's how the wind blows. That's how the water rustles.
That's how she blows. That's how she blows.
We never know what Lady Darko has in store for ya.
Now let's ride!
He's a tricky lady. She's a tricky lady.
He's a fickle bitch.
Go getcha. Go getcha good.
Still take you down town.
We're gonna quick see you, Metscal.
Try to finish this triple Margarita.
This triple Metscal Margarita though.
I feel like I'm gonna lock him.
I'm gonna go for it.
You know what?
It can't get worse.
I'm gonna play like a mad dog.
You can't get worse, brother.
That's true. That's true. It can't get much worse. I'm actually doing okay. It just feels like I'm suffering.
Alright boys, we kill one BMZ in dorms, we kill Versusci, you know what?
We kill everyone.
We're getting back into Tarkov.
I agree.
Absolute massacre.
I'm still playing like a mad dog.
But if we're getting back into Tarkov, I feel like we need a morale tune.
You know how, you know, in the army they'll sing songs, you know, to get everybody's
On the pirate ship, everybody singing shanties?
We need, we need to talk off shanty.
When morale is low, something we can really.
What would you do with a drunken BMC?
Now let's ride!
Yeah.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
Devin, we said she's probably right here.
Right here at the stronghold.
I said we'd take them out swiftly.
And then we go right to the dormitory.
Thank their law.
Mr. Peanut, I just have to thank you.
I just have to thank you, Mr. Peanut.
He turned us into a night raid without letting me know.
It's actually a morning raid.
It took so long for us to load in that it was night.
And I'm cheating anyway.
So it has no effect on me.
I'm cheating anyways.
I don't care.
Wherever I go.
I have night vision goggles on anyway.
I don't care.
Look at my stream.
If you don't believe me, look at my stream.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, I love cheating.
I love cheating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, John, are you behind us?
All of you boys, Bob.
All of you boys.
I'm inside of the tower now.
You're running past the, OK.
So there's my ex-wife.
Jesus Christ, John, I almost.
Different type of cheating, yes.
Tiffin, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm cheating and talking about it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, XY cheated by banging the dude....
Different types of gfm yeah, but I see it just the...
...dastin' to if I don't get some loot. I mean we've been doing the quest which is good, we've been progressing but I definitely don't get any loot.
Wait, did they make Ragnon look different or is that just me?
I
Me to the stronghold
And you saw something you guys okay
Yeah, dude, there's no loot down here. What the fuck I do not think super CC. I do not think super CC boys
those lots what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do peanut yeah gonna take a
quick nap are you dead I use your hands I am fucking I am hanging out with God
right now where you die probably die where where where where where no where
near you I was going to find peanut I got you see that gap give it is that you
He's looting. He's looting. Oh god the most massive mountain man
I have ever seen in my entire life is standing on top of Lawrence Gallagher. I mean
Holy crap he can step over this map in one step
Huge huge huge guy huge guy John John where exactly did you die John?
I met the I met the the bush alley holding the wall you write on metal push until no no no I just don't push until drug
He comes but he always disappears
Listen there's someone on top of a big sally. I just heard metal. Oh, he's gonna be crazy
Yeah, how did you got here that metal if you're a hole in the wall?
You want the hole in the wall with the crate that goes through the wall. I do have headphones
I don't know. I meant the tracks the tracks parallel to your tracks on the opposite side
I'm on the opposite side of the building.
Oh, God, it's okay.
There's two guys here that two guys here.
What are the metal right below the three big penises and one on
top of the large scale?
You guys are huge.
If we kill each other, but we're up.
You're massive up.
They've got one kill on in their books.
They killed me.
John just very exactly.
Did you tie a dude?
It was like a flashlight.
We got eight comms. I'm gonna go in through the other side and come through the other side by the wall. I'm going to come through the wall towards you.
He's still up there. He's still there. There's just someone on the middle of the leaf.
I don't hear him. The guy's still on the large scale of the leaf. The batteries move towards dorms.
fucking
I'm about to get pulverized these guys are huge
These guys are not mortals. Yeah, no be a mortal
Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me Pete. I'm right around the corner
where
Like on the crates that lead to the street. That's okay. Okay
I think he moved toward the opening towards storms.
Did you want?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where I'm at right now.
I hear somebody out here.
Alright, don't do this.
Are you with that way?
Did you see where I'm looking?
I think he was with the same.
Off the side of our station is you
No, that's where they are, that's where they are
They're towards, uh, uh, uh, uh, Pakistan
Go through Pakistan, go through Pakistan
Coming back, coming back, coming to you, I'm coming to you
Go, go, go!
Push, push, push, push
I
See my see my see a massive massive tricep everything you go into the hole in the wall towards a route a route
Now I got you magic
We're sorry. We have fighting. We have where I'm gonna go. I'm almost there. I'm almost there
Multiple large men I repeat multiple large men at least three possibly four
Can come through on the wall. It's just not not the main one
Yeah, I was about I just about I see what I see where she went massive men massive men mountainous men
Mounted this I'm gonna see I'm squatting in a tree
Hear you I hear you I hear you pushing pushing that's it running
He's right. He's really exposed. He's in that trash pot. One more on it. Are you
here?
He's moving into the building. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He might be trying to hit that
I try to hit that window but we have to go back.
Go, go, go, go, go!
He's definitely in there, 100%.
Yeah, he's in there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh shit! He's on top!
He's in the window!
You were right!
He's gonna be up on the rafters here.
I'm going through the side!
Stay there for a second.
Alright, I'll...
yeah I'm gonna distract him I'm going I'm going
I'm on top of it I'm on the straight
Roger you he's gotta be right there I heard him running though they might they
might have fallen back I'm gonna come the way you came
I'm gonna come out even there I'm hitting them I'm out on third story now I'm on
Third story.
T-t-t-
Right below you. I'm at the door, I'm at the door.
I'm at the door.
I'm at the door, where they are.
Just me, just me.
Fuckin'
HI!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, BASTARD!
You don't want none of this.
This is your final hour and you sick son of a bitch.
I
Bebe I don't see nothing you retreated you fall back to crack house
They must do these guys are fucking coward these guys fucking shock what the hell they're massive and they're running they're running like cowboys
I ain't nothing
As you run right this means me
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah I'm coming
I should we go all around this way go to crack house yeah
I need you to film out the crack house
Yeah yeah let's do it
Woo! Woo!
Here's how you do it in a peanut butter runnin'!
Woo! Woo!
There's the peanut butter flowin'!
Is that like your blood?
That's my blood. That's my blood in my tooth.
What?
They are completely gone from this building.
I don't know where they went.
What the hell?
He would the crack house
I'm gonna do his clothes
Why would they go to crack house they're probably booking it to extract right they were coming this way anyway the crack house store does not spawn open
At least on the front side the back side it
I think they just I think they bailed. He's bailed, really?
These guys are cowards. They're breaking it this way.
These guys are cowards. And then they just beelined it here.
I see you're going to do them things. Cowards, cowards.
They do not want to face the heat.
Right, you don't want to face the heat
Was that very passionate thousands
I
See what kill the dorms. Are you in the dorm? Yeah, I'm on I'm on PPL
What the hell was everybody at
everybody's
Running away like a rat
Rats! Rats, I tell you! Rats! Mouses! Mice! Mice! Geese! Goose! Moose!
That's the cat! Garfield the cat! That's what's happening here! You got a bunch of Garfield the cats!
Oh, oh my god, someone's here! Oh, this shit, this shit! I need this for my quest! Someone's up there for it! Someone's up there for it!
I
Bad spot
Okay, I'm on single fire. Yeah, I'm on the story massage up here with me
What for what for don't worry, what they're for?
The foreign
Oh
This is not a good situation
Remember I gotta kill myself. I gotta be with the kids. I'm sorry
Doesn't it share I thought I shared oh, yeah, you're right. Maybe don't say it. Good thinking boss. Good thinking
Ooh, that's a nice shot.
There's so many people here.
I just dropped 30 shots on that guy's head.
You're an interchange.
Fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweet light.
She's got some magic.
Everyone's coming over to power.
It's crazy.
I know.
I just killed two people,
like just on their solos.
8 millipelay.
I'm gonna run back out go down the middle stairs go to the who's he do'sy on the second floor
Yeah, yeah, you're on the middle stairs and then and then and then and then strike
bang
All peeking pop
Sounds good sounds good
I'm packing couple magazines
Okay, I'm gonna do some people you do a little bit of people a little bit of people never heard anyone
on four and them exactly give it see rep you said get that out on four and them
huh exactly I'm going up
I
Don't know says
Yeah, it's clear it's clear
There's a far one here
Oh, yeah, I shop I shop
I
Do I'm with a with a wrist yarn, I'm fucked. I don't have anything to break that
I'm just use on a bunch of times you go
Okay, okay, I'll dead
Excellent work boys, excellent work.
Keep it tasteful here, let's keep it tasteful.
I call every tea.
Tasteful? I'm tastefully going to bed.
Good night, my friend.
You got a boss.
Good night, my friend.
It'll be something, something.
Good night, Mr. John. Good night, Mr. John.
Is there a backpack I can put that resty in?
I haven't seen one yet.
You go ahead and speed up, you go ahead and speed up.
I'll fight it later.
Oh, level five, all of that.
All right, says I know Mr. and Mrs. Goons had the level five
doobly-oh, so, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, the Andrew, they got some hot stuff, and then I don't.
I shouldn't have brought my good armor out.
I should have brought my poop.
Poop.
Wow.
Poopy doobly.
Poop.
Did you get a gold pistol?
Yeah.
I don't know if I brought that one out.
Does he remember if I brought that one out like seven hours ago?
What the pistol?
20 K and chat is this slow?
Yeah, I'm view body and you can't stop me.
Ha, dude, it's fucking good.
It's fucking good.
You're such an idiot.
Uh, I did.
Are you sure?
A hundred percent said a hundred percent.
You brought this pistol out.
Oh, you're saying this is your pistol.
Well, what I'm saying is I don't need that pistol.
If I brought one that went out six hours ago.
Oh, I thought you were making a joke like, oh, I brought that.
I brought that out.
It's my piss.
Holy shit, I just killed a third player.
I mean, when I 100% took it.
I mean, I know I took it, but did I make it out of the ring with it?
Just take it.
Just take it, dude.
I'm miles away from this quest.
Let me just give it here.
Oh my gosh, there's a few more players.
Why are all the players coming over to power?
Is there something special here?
Yes.
Someone's here.
Yes.
There's a quest.
Go to my bags or pack.
There's a real person.
It's never been that time.
I'll be here. I'll be here by my living room. All part of the plan.
All part of the plan.
We will prevail.
Oh
That's a player's cap. That's a place. Yeah, we're mostly getting seems like much. I'm not certain
I don't want to call it, but I'm just letting you know that that's probably like 60% possibility
Hello
Coming from behind as well. Yeah, yeah, we gotta get out right now. I got the gold please. Oh, yeah, okay. We have 14 minutes here
We gotta move
He's pushing, he's pushing!
Come on, come on, come on! First floor! The person, the person, the person!
Yeah, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go right now!
I, I guarantee you, this is the same time as I guarantee you, I guarantee you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go!
Got a gun, got a gun! Oh shit!
Shit! I'm watcha, I'm watcha, I'm watcha!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm watcha, I'm watcha, I'm watcha, I'm watcha!
Get in get in get in get in. I'm gonna try a bunch of a job. What's up?
Shit I'm about to lose everything because I don't have food
Wait, I got sugar I got sugar if you need it was gonna absolutely destroy your hydration
I didn't know we just long enough the rate
We're about to get a ton of shitload of them. We gotta get out of here. What's our text?
If you get this going, piss it off!
Should be Trader Park. Yep, Trader Park Crossroads.
Okay, guys.
We can do it if we try. We can do it. Oh, we'll die.
Oh, we'll die. Oh, we'll die forever. Oh, we'll die forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
really try. You have any extra number of heals? Are you number of heals?
I've been entertained as a shit show.
I've always said absolute mess right there.
I killed three people at power and I ran away from four other guys over there fighting.
I don't it's absolutely
I'm almost done.
Give me like 30 more seconds.
I believe in you.
Thank you, boss.
I think we got, I think there was two of them.
I think we got both.
I'm telling you, there is 12 minutes left.
I mean as soon as those guys died two more stream fibers logged in
Little toots off
Tootsie situation
Ethan art 24 cent I love these early streams you're going to stream this early more often
Either way mr. Nut
I'm a pirate yard. I'm a pirate yard
All right, let's run!
Here's home, Mr. Gimmick! Get us home!
Let's go!
Let's leave!
It's alright if you bleed, Mr. Peanut. It's okay if you bleed a little.
No, no, I could run. It was only a light bleed. I never got a happy bleed.
Anyway...
Woof!
Yeah, you must have mercy I'll be careful. I bet she didn't hear where I extracts where they might be
I know highly unethical highly unethical, but it's very possible
The overweight
Yeah, but but I don't want to get rid of any my loot
So, it's a little bit of a prediction.
I can hold it.
Give me your backpack.
I'll hold it until you get there.
I don't know, I'm just going to drop this.
Just give me your backpack, just give me your backpack.
I got to have your backpack.
I don't know, it's too late.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I don't have enough food and water to just sit and hang out.
I can't think.
Go, go, go!
I'm trying to get rid.
Oh
Silly gooseery silly gooseery
Extremely much silly gooseery
severe levels dev con one silly goose one
S-S-G1? S-G1?
That's a certified S-G1 situation, a CSG1.
A certified Sylliguse 1 situation.
Target S-G1?
Yeah, sure like that.
Holy shit.
Get out of the swivel.
I was born with a swivel.
That could have come out cooler.
I'll work on that.
And you work on that catchphrase.
I was born with a swiveling head.
Three feet.
I was three feet.
I was born with eyes.
One of my eyes looks a different direction than the other eye.
I was born with, yeah.
I was born on cross-eyed.
I can concentrate on things that are very close, but other than that, I don't have a lot of...
I was born with nearsightedness.
My middle name's Franklin.
Oh, my...
Woo!
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
All right! We did it!
We got the quest time!
Good work!
Oh yeah!
For the back!
I do think that will do.
Mr. and Jake is a motherfuckers wicked man!
Good I'm mad!
And Mr. and Jake leave a motherfuckers wicked man!
Good I'm mad!
And Mr. and Jake leave a motherfuckers wicked man!
Good I'm mad!
And Mr. and RIP table footage is a wicked man!
Good I'm mad!
Thank you my boys!
That was a good rain.
That was a fantastic rain.
We got our money up.
We got that money, got that XP, killed Rashal.
We taste up Mr. gimmick.
We taste something.
Nothing makes me feel more alive than killing some communist bastards.
And every one of those hooligans in there
loved Putin like it was his own father.
Whoo!
There's sir brother yes sir
And pooped ass for a kidney they would have given it to him
Right to put him down. They had to put him down like a dog on the street
Russia's not a capitalist country is a communist country everyone knows that
Everyone knows that
I don't care what they call themselves.
I don't care what changed in the 80s.
They are communists and hounds.
And we will destroy every last Russian in this game.
I will take their lives.
I will take their souls.
I will show them what freedom feels like.
Whoo.
Yes, sir, brother.
Yes, sir.
the United States of America.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
That's right.
And they can all turn into hippies
and start giving each other hand jobs.
They're coming.
They're lying and waiting, waiting for the secret code
phrase, my balls are itchy ever since I
had that Doritos Locos taco for them to wake up.
And grab the new fuel launch hose and get to work.
And I'm the only one that knows it.
And sleeper.
That's why we gotta kill him.
That's why we gotta get him.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Hell yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Woo.
That's like taking out a couple communists in the morning.
Yes, sir, brother.
Yes, sir.
I'm not.
Yeah.
This is what their two hours of comic
comic does to a group.
Make some feel alive.
Just to my right.
Shaves up all the peach fuzz off of the
spirit.
That's right.
All that's left is a lean meat.
All that's left is a tough lean
meat.
I see commies in my dreams.
The communists come from the sky.
They're crawling out of the holes in the ground.
Subterranean.
Subterranean communism.
Holy shit.
That's the one you really got to look out for is the communism that's underground.
More people in Las Vegas.
Exactly, the more people in Las Vegas.
They want bang bang your shoes. They'll steal your shoes
But you can't let them steal your shoes. You gotta kick them. You gotta kick them back into the ground
You say get out of here more people you say get out of here more people in Las Vegas
And these are my shoes these are my shoes you can't have them and then then yeah, and then and then you son of your phone
flashlight in their eyes
They're demons
that's right that's right you know you know you know now you know something
they don't suck it I'm getting it I'm starting to start to start to click
it's starting to click that's right you saw your iPhone flashlight in their eyes
yeah maybe you grab a couple sticks you break them in half you throw them all
over and you are a little more little more little more little healer than begun
more people mm-hmm oh yeah are we doing it
Boodoo still I don't know anything to get like a little people back on the ground
So the more American than a little boo-doo magic killing more people in Las Vegas. Am I right? Oh
God damn
Oh, yeah, I see. Have you seen the documentaries about the underground things of Las Vegas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it's crazy guys if you don't see that Google it. There's genuinely like a whole
Yeah, yeah under Las Vegas of real people
Live down there. It's insane. They have like a they have like an economy and everything. Yeah. Yeah
It's wild
Are you guys going to customs?
We can try some if you're being forced to stream I never blink I
I
Could go to custom I got I got at this point. I
Got ques every way
Yeah, I could we could go to customs I've done that
We're about the lizard people
They're even further down
They're further down. They're below the mold. Yeah, it's the regular people then the mole people then the lizard people. Oh
No, okay. Now I'm picking up what you're putting down. I'm stepping with your shit
No, mm-hmm, and then below them is the fire spirits the fire spirits
Yeah, then you get like the seventh circle of howling you got the
Livest you got the guys who don't put shopping carts back and
tax evaders and
That's right.
And leprechauns, leprechauns who smuggle arms to third-world countries.
That's what's in the seven-circle of hell, guys.
Leprechauns that specifically smuggle.
People who go for the shopping cart back, tax evaders, and arms dealing up leprechauns.
That's what's in the seven-circle of hell, yes.
They're right under the Las Vegas mall, people.
Street poopers, street poopers.
And street poopers.
Street poopers are down there.
They're down there as well.
They're down there as well, yeah.
Yeah.
Who do I turn this thing into?
Is that a gold pistol?
I think you gotta wait for the quest.
I think that quest is kind of much further along, isn't it?
No, I have it.
Why don't we go with y'all?
Oh, you have it?
Oh, shit.
There it is, got it.
There we go, turn it over there.
It's a digger.
you are making progress Lord have mercy I know I'm telling you this is the
most progress I've ever made on stream like ever and it again I'm cooking it
day the farthest you've ever gotten in one wife
I
Wait is John still it no John's gone, but he's still in the group. He just came to bed and left his camera
Is he not oh you are out you want to hop in yeah, I was gone he rated you rated out
What's your name?
Not Allergy.
Fantastic.
You could handle the heat.
All right.
What are we doing next?
What progress are we about to make?
Let me see.
You could kill one PMC in the dorms area.
That's pretty simple, pretty easy and pretty fun.
Honestly, that might be the move,
because that's like a fun question too.
Which one is that?
I gotta just kill one more PMC in the dorms area.
That's a fun question.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I got, what do I got in Customs?
I got to locate and obtain the Customized Toolset.
Oh, that's the one in the, yeah,
that's the one at the trailer park area.
it that one's easy and then I got Aquarius we just got to check yeah I have Aquarius as well
oh wait guys I can just buy Aquarius I have three markets
well shit on my shoes and call them custom my god
What is it called 206 we sure it's called 206. Yeah, that means there's not a single
one on the market. All right, let me see if I can buy one with big hold up if I buy the
meds and trade it out with their there's not a single ice cream tea on the market and the
Kansas squash are $100,000 which is everything I have you know you're on
the wrong key that is seven minutes you're right you are right
there is literally no bad from the market well okay that's that's fantastic
all right your crickets and matches because you could trade meds that oh you
can only trade for my god how amazing would it be if somebody put six minutes
on the market for a cheap fair price cheap fair price you find nobody's up to the
level we're at honestly despite a very minimal people that have to have flea
yeah just in case is anyone out there that has literally no bitches that has
flea open they can fuck up I should leave this leave no chance nobody has nobody
as Lee at this point and even if they did they wouldn't have six men so we still got
that you got that other quest to the mechanic one oh Kaley says he got me I
think she might be one guy let me see let me see a little speaking of taking a
little speaking of taking a little peep I'm going to take a little pee pee oh my
goodness
don't what are you doing up so late it is 1 14 the morning missy on you get out
of here you're shoving nice pillow you're shoving nice pillow in a blanket
Rest in pretty eyes, Bo.
Yeah, I don't think anybody's got to play.
I think he's going to get it.
1116 in Vegas.
That's the mole person right there.
There he is.
That's the mole person.
Look right there.
There he is.
Three cup corrupt.
There he is.
One of the mole people.
Get to speak to him different. They've learned another language.
I see, I hear, I hear, I hear a lot.
He knows what I'm saying. He knows what I'm saying.
What I said was get the hummus out of the mole people fridge and stick it in your butt.
But I said to him only. I said, now I'm related to you guys who don't understand mole people tough.
Okay.
Four of the bungalow later got me stuck on voodoo.
Shams.
That's the way to live brothers.
This is our found and bothersome thing to do.
Cheers boys.
All right.
It's true.
Peanut get a job.
Help your job.
I'm a peanut.
It's going, it's, it's going good.
Going good so far.
Going good.
It's going, it's, it's going, it's going, it's going pretty good so far.
Um.
Oh
That's your career. Yeah, brother. All right, DJ. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. What do you do? What do you have to do? I got some
I need the 206 key. That's it. That's all you got. I don't like everything
Yeah, it's okay though. I'm just gonna go and loot some stuff
Okay, cuz I do need meds and I need to find
Um, water and raid and stuff. You find the five building parts. Oh
And I need to find that stuff. Yeah. Oh
Oh, yeah, that's something we could do a cuss
That's just great
Yeah
Yeah, what do you guys get is that?
Lexos wait, why do you give me the car dealership Lexus?
Dingle
That's like the office key. You need the other key from the big guy.
I bought a vagina wax from you. Ah! Get back to the roots. Hello, sir. Welcome back.
Welcome back. That's best damn vagina wax you've ever had.
I
You eat hunched to stay alive shit I could live till I'm a hundred and fifty if I just on the menu
I'd be like that guy in Star Wars that cut open that llama just for heat but he'd be bigger
Yeah, but like you know make sure the meat didn't go bad
You'd have to put him in a freezer, but you'd have to find a freezer big enough to carry him, you know
That is true dude. Honestly if you were to kill hot in game
What are we talking about what did I return to?
talking about killing
Transforming the body at my mind titillating. Yeah, my mind
No, I did not start it. I said a tasteful of light
Star Wars reference and then you started going off about about North Korea and their plans to attack Russia and how Putin's going to
Activate the missiles. I don't know what you're talking about lady. You're going off the deep end
You're going off the deep end. You need to get your shit. You started it by saying what is this lady talking about?
We don't need to get in the nuclear fallout shelters with fine
I've always wanted to game for one of those every sweet okay
I've always wanted to have like a bunker it's like impenetrable
Has air circulation that's like super far away so nobody out and nobody could ever find it and you have perfect internet down there
It's like like you know that feeling you get when you're when you're watching your phone in the bathroom and no one can disturb you
It's like so it's peace on earth
I'm talking about yeah, I want that like
Gaming a bunker underground that has everything you need to survive in ten years as perfect internet
They're full from a mile away so they can never find it.
And you get that same piece that you get while you're pooping.
But all the time, all the time.
Is that clocked to you?
It's a big, that's big.
That's what happened, dude.
Like even before, even when I don't game,
I still stay up till like 4 AM.
We're like, why do you do that?
Why do you do that?
It's cause like, dude, if you're an early riser,
Second you wake up other early like the light like you can get a text at any time
But you see if you're late late night person 3 4 a.m. You know nobody's gonna text you
You're not you're not missing you're not missing
It's someone asked me to load this was supposed to be doing it in the morning. They're the asshole not me
That's not me. So very straight
And now if I wake up in the early morning, and it's 9 a.m. And someone asked me to blow the dishwasher
I'm the asshole if I don't do it, but if I get if I
I get asked to blow the dishwasher at 3 30 the morning there the asshole for asking
And I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I'm with you exactly. Exactly
I'm with you. Yeah
And you can miss so many phone calls and text messages. Sorry. Must
This is all out of whack
Crazy
Well, I better go game. I better go hop on the old game
That's right
I actually got it off of a man I killed with a pee pee gun.
Oh
I
Mean first to burn taco. I don't know what that means. You can do it if you try
My boy. I appreciate that. We're gonna die. Don't worry though. It's a very safe spawn not no spawns around us
Hey, not like a really common place for people to run through mr. Bird taco
Just give me a hundred dollars for a super chat
So I'm kind of trying to dive in and figure out what this means because there's a lot of cash
And he says quote if I pick up chief, can you pin me? What does that mean?
If I pick up chief, can you pin me? What does that mean?
That is I yeah, I got nothing I got nothing
Navy rank
What really so you do the Navy?
So if I pick up chief, which would be the rank, so he picks up someone who's in the Navy
of the rank of chief.
One moment.
The chief is not a rank in the Navy.
He's not?
Chief?
Military, United States military rank of chief?
I'm getting word that it is definitely a rank.
I have everybody saying it's a rank.
is I'm getting word it is a rank I'm gonna get a ton of words I mean the
I have oh master chief oh shit well fuck me I guess I'm wrong I've never
well I still don't understand can you pin me what does that mean
military before I've never been in the military I've been in the military what
but how would you know yeah fuck you around a lot of me I actually live around
a lot of Navy people I've never heard. Maybe he means pin in chat, maybe he means pin is chat,
but I still don't know what that is. It's chief petty officer. I'm here. That still wouldn't make
any sense. Let's just say we assume he means pin in chat, right? Let's just assume for the sake
of the sentence. He means pin in chat. I still don't understand what if I pick up chief means.
If I pick up chief, okay, let's just again, assuming that... Acquire the rank.
Will you put me so you oh
They achieve chief rank then you go and put the pin on their uniform. Oh
She's not to my pin
In the jack like literally like no no the pin like on their actual. Oh shit
They allow a giant peanut to a official military
That would be a thing. I don't would that
Would they guys cuz I mean I'm a huge peanut. Would they allow that?
Same as the battlefield six event would they allow that out of military?
Dang, I don't know wait. Where'd you go peanut? I wanted Georgia. I kill guy
Okay, okay 50 50
Also, yeah, mr. Peanut. What's your favorite Lucy flavor? What's your favorite Lucy's side quest?
I'm not going to lie to you. Well, two things. Number one, I actually doubt that number two.
I don't do honestly, dude. I've been like Lucy to sent me a ton of them.
So I just been using them back to back to back to back without even looking at the
flavors. But I will say I've been using very citrus for like a week now and fire.
So I don't know. Very citrus. I can't, I can't recommend the best flavor yet.
Well, you're saying is they're all good? What you're saying is like the only one
that I probably like like I still like it and I still use it but like I wouldn't
say I would definitely say it's not my favorite is the coffee one it's decent
but it's not my favorite for sure yeah it's weird it's weird yeah I've never
done really coffee anything except for coffee nothing should taste like coffee
except for coffee for me ice cream and ice cream who sees my my nicotine pouch
I'm not responding.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Are you guys at? Oh, is that you?
We're approaching two story. Now, I'm I'm going to show you as well.
You're all on the right. There was so much shooting to our left.
I'm right behind you.
I'm behind you.
I hear you guys coming up. It's me. I'm listening. Okay.
I streamed on to I'm not really into coffee stuff. There's a coffee
It's not my thing
There's very sisters in fire. Hey that hey that boys
All that you know as soon as I know my favorite one, but I can't get I don't have enough information yet to tell you
I'm saying I just I'm doing see by some reach back around a random one. It's Bob. I'm looking at the flavor
I'm not sure if I'm living like Larry.
Living like Larry, dude.
Living like Larry.
Is there an air drop already?
I want to say for me, for the pouches, it's less about the taste and more about the feeling.
I like the way he's feeling.
That's how it works.
Wait, what?
Oh god! Is this all here? Is it him?
I don't know.
I just got
I just have to kill one BMC that's actually I think your guys I think your guys skills count for me too
So I'll just kill everyone. Yeah, I love this new steering system. Yeah, it's this is 2020. Yeah
Yeah, it's awesome
Yes, it's awesome, so you have to like worry about who kills the boss anymore or anything like that
Like like I was doing the no armor shots on woods and gimmick was getting points for me. Just might not have no arm around
I'm gonna be honest. They kind of cook the season
Well, I like I don't know if they like saved it all for season one, but they've made some mm-hmm. Let me give good changes
I'm digging the changes. I like them. I like them digging it. I'm digging it
They cook it. They cook it. They cook it. They cook it.
Got an extra machinery. What's that?
I think there's someone outside ice cream time. Oh my goodness.
Oh, I can only cry one at a time. I could be wrong.
I thought it was something first but second. Maybe it was peanut upstairs.
I
You must be don't give me boss, please. I mean to be
Technical beef
You can still be a fortress, right?
Well, no, I don't have to give us all anymore. I need to go one BBC the North area. Oh
That's right
Yeah, yeah, it's way here till a guy shows up and then we burn
Let's do it a little rest and relax. Oh, I got the code. We can extract it campfire. Oh fantastic. Fantastic
Hmm unsuspecting scavengers
I don't know what you're
There's level four armor up here actually. I got glad you're a little
father. Oh good. He's in one silly goose to come over here. Then we kill
him. Easy peasy like. Easy peasy like. Easy peasy like. Oh nice work, Genji.
You still need them to know I got those Gen. G Gen. G
That's insulting question. I'm telling you today. I made more street more progress on
any game on any stream. I made so much progress this tree. I'm so far ahead.
This is awesome.
I'm very proud of you.
Thanks. Thanks for watching.
I'm just coming in right now. I'm going to put your ass in the fucking dirt, buddy.
Come get some! Come get some!
I want you to come get some!
I'm right here!
one guy she won unsuspecting gentlemen dude all these scabs have like the level four rig
I feel like that's pretty isn't there like an armor shortage me decent gonna try and get some sleep
listening to an idiot who I love and such a Tarkov very good my big dog God's be God's be God's be
I'm very good. I'm very I'm very good. I'm very good. I
Did you have you on floor one? Yeah, I'm on first. Where are all the people at? What the hell? Oh
I don't know
He's just one guy. He's gonna kill people. I feel like no one's going. He's gonna murder people
I doubt it. We came that way. Wait, there was a guy shooting over there on the left side
of it. Yeah, yeah. We did a little peep share. I doubt
Anyway, there's a way in here
That'll lure about good thinking gimmicks good thinking
One million dollars in a date with his other wife
The ultimate reward you think don't talk up later give me just
Do I sound like Nikita? Yeah, you did. You did. He's not exactly
All right, I'm not doing the question straight. Let's go burger people. Let's go kill everyone
All of you. I'm going to talk old
Oh, there's
Let's all go to the stronghold, and let's all go to the stronghold.
The sides of my crack house?
We can take a little peep over there.
A peep?
A peep peep?
Oh, the peep wouldn't hurt.
A little peep never hurt anyone.
All these doors open on this factory, I don't think that's much open.
A clue?
A dastardly clue as well.
Dastardly clue.
I think I hear someone in here.
I
Main building
Yep, wait a scavenger master. We get a chance to be right for me right for me. I found someone
Oh my god, there's an airdrop here
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
You see your brother? I see it up. He's right here. He's right here. He's got some blotches
at him. Coming in. He's on the on your back.
I don't know what you guys look at.
That was it was.
okay i'm behind you the way you came in the main room
one down one down one more
oh she's got it she's got it they closed the way oh my god what is she doing this guy this is the
first day of the job he's just shooting the wall he's just he's scared out of his mind
Say, don't worry, I will be gentle.
Come back here, sir, I will be gentle.
I will be gentle.
Come back here, sir, I will be very gentle.
I know this is your first time.
He's in here, he's in here.
Say, come on out.
Oh, okay, that didn't feel that good.
I feel like that.
All right, he's a little feisty, he's a little feisty, he's a little feisty, he's like a trapped
rat.
I will be gentle, drop your weapon and we may let you keep your life.
Wait, there's a, there's a drop right here.
Yeah, I saw that.
What?
Those are on the other side of the-
I said, drop your weapon and I may let you keep your life.
Well hold on now, sir, no need to be hostile.
I'm sure we can reach the government.
No, it's landmark, landmark.
I love working out and steroids.
Now this is Pestilay, and especially, it's been playing this game for a long time.
Especially landmark.
Thanks to know you're new.
I love you.
I love you. Come here.
Hey, brace yourself in the morning, sir.
Well, hold on now. I think...
Remember, we are mortal enemies.
I didn't even go to sleep with you.
No, I'm just fat and asleep.
I know he's fat. Come in here.
I got my melee out.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Come here, come here.
Peanut, Peanut, I'm a long time fan
and I love you, bro.
My man, my man.
But hold on, what's the damage on that melee you got?
Oh, bro, I don't even want to pretend
that I can talk with you.
Well, I've only got this shovel,
so there's honestly probably a pretty good chance.
oh let's do it dude I know happens this is weapon good I'm pretty sure it's
what this is nice and tick-tock real good I gotta show this to my friend is that
one better than mine
oh wait I know we started oh shit I know we started wait hold on wait hold on
I know we started. I know I thought I was gonna do a countdown we have to do.
Hey, I thought. Where are you guys going to do it?
You have your helmet on! You have your helmet on you son of a bitch!
You have your helmet on!
No, you guys take your helmet off!
Alright, now we start!
Now get some!
I
Do
Come on penis tonight, baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis just suck it tonight
No!
Too easy! Too easy!
Give the buggy lunch.
Ah, the red spats.
Hehehehe.
He's gone.
Ah!
He's gone silent. I know he's-
I was locked in!
I was locked in! This is a good man!
I was sevens in the chat for Mr. Rotten Cow!
He was a good man!
He served his country proud!
He's gonna go on to kill so many communists.
I'd never right click for these weapons that works really well. Oh, I got
Listen, I got a drink
Let me give it to you, but we're gonna have to think about
The party party I
Got 30 30
hydration
I still have found what I'm allergic to what the hell am I allergic to?
You knew there's probably gonna be
Drink one of these tell me what I'm allergic to that'd be nice
Bitches I dropped an energy drink right on you
Yeah, that sucks that's like the best drink you can drink to
But I'm a lot of it is done. What do you do second best like the vase?
That's not a bad bad one. There's every night good one of you. I don't yeah, I still didn't find them allergic to I'm really hoping it's not
the serve kid
That'll be nice. Oh that'd be nasty. That'd be nice. I
Mean all the stems. I hope it's a sir. I'm opening. I'm allergic to three random stems
I'll never use yeah three really I like the B22 and the SJ9
Exactly something random that I just never use
Should we shoot his pals got oh
A nice beard, oh, I'll take that very nice very nice
Helmet, oh, how many oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, it's got a Ronin 2
Well, Rolex, you're gonna be so drippy!
Here goes the Ronin boys.
There they go, there they go.
Little shopping, shopping.
Dude, I'm just like forever stuck in this thing.
I'm hearing the gun.
Ooh, I had a sound bug earlier.
What? Yeah.
I just can't stop hearing a gun shoot.
That's terrible.
Me would stop.
I can't.
I had a sound bug earlier.
Death is the only sweet release.
I can help you with that.
Do you have your items?
Do you have your item boss?
Yes I do indeed.
Oh, yeah, I gotta go to the um, I gotta go to extract is it the trailer for ever just poisoned? It's great
Here we go. You're the crossroads
What are you experiencing? I
Just it makes everything go to zero
is zero. and everything's super
blurry. Well, just it made my
zero. I don't do if I'm allergic
to a med. Does that make you
die like almost instantly if
you use it? I think you have
Chats always right. Chats always right. I wouldn't take that if I were you, Janji. I wouldn't take that.
I wouldn't take that. It's okay. It's not true. Don't give it to him. At least not in Tarkov. Other games could be true.
Give it to him. Let him know. Let him know. You ought to know. It's okay. His words don't matter to me.
Yeah, you got a lot of lamp between your toes
Big old cotton balls down there and there's a there's goddamn pound of them in her feet
What the hell?
Heavy step.
Yo!
Woo! This lady walking with a heavy step.
You guys aren't looking for anything?
I don't think so.
I want you to kill a guy.
You might have this quest too.
In the storage container area.
We got to get that thing out of that.
Oh yeah! You guys go ahead.
I'm just relaxing.
I'm just relaxing. I am good to go.
Woo!
Oh, it's mechanic. That's why you don't have it.
You'll probably unlock it, right?
Wait, is that you running up to this blue?
Reach out at the train right now?
Okay, that is... okay.
Yeah, that's him. That's Silly gimmick.
Why are you so far behind?
I
Don't think so I did the
20% extra leg and arm stem 30% extra skill leveling
I think that's my I I was a little paranoid because we I had wiped
Week well, I guess last week take these we I just I was just given
Oh
That's right, yeah silly gimmick
Silly gimmick you can't leave the gas stoves in my house on for 36 hours and lie to cigarette in the living room
what are you doing? Silly gimmick?
That's just me, sorry I'm silly.
Gimmick? Silly gimmick?
Those specific items you brought from Home Depot could be
construed by the FBI to serve purposes that aren't for home building.
What are you doing?
Silly gimmick?
Am I on a list again?
Oh no. Silly gimmick. Silly gimmick.
Silly gimmick.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You silly Kevin. Can you see how I got me?
Sorry. That's okay. Sorry.
All right boys. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I fired a shot.
That might be it for me, boy.
Why does that sound so good?
I'm
Blessings good sir
Many bless you
Peanut today is my birthday. I want to thank you for streaming. Can you give me a I love you bitch
What a burger
Oh, I hope it's going to pull a bad trick like this.
Okay, good guys, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm still hungry.
I need some food, I'm going to plug it up.
Do what you got to do, sir, Godspeed, sir, Godspeed.
Are you still playing?
Godspeed, brothers, Godspeed, have a good one.
Dang, I'm going to go get some burgers.
I'm going to go get some burgers.
What do you mean, what?
We played for 14 hours!
I'm gonna go get a quick burger, a quick burger.
All you did was play this lame-ass game. Sorry John Bart Hart 5258. I have brought great disorder
I will take a samurai sword and kill myself in the game of course in the game in the game
Sorry John Bart Hart 5258 you can try licking the dingleberries out of my butthole it might help
I'm starving, I'm gonna die!
I need to get burgers right now, I need to get burgers right now or I'm gonna die!
Alright!
Go die everyone!
14 hours and you're this broke, guys, my money is tied up in assets.
I have 20 million rubles!
I'm gonna die!
Hi, everyone.
14 hours and you're this broke, guys.
My money is tied up in assets.
I have 20 million rubles.
And no, and not even mentioning the progress,
but it doesn't look like I'm being in progress.
I'm on progress because the levels on these traders
are not high, but they changed this life.
I swear they're a lot harder to get.
But I have so many questions.
I have so, I wish I could show you how many questions
so many quests done so many I mean whoo look at that I oh proper I don't have
any quest done let's say out there first boom five
quest done skier
you're a question peacekeeper three quest three quest done mechanic two
two quests, oh, okay, this is seeming a lot lower.
Oh, bam!
Ragman, one, two, three, four, five, six, quest done.
Jaeger, one, two, three, four, five, quest done.
Now, won't lie, after counting them,
it's a little lower than I thought.
But, I'm proud of our progress.
Very proud.
You have done great work.
All right, it's been great work. Blah, blah
We look less not bad. Yeah, I should turn what cuss not bad guys. That's an average of
What is that like 1.5 quest per hour? That's not bad. No, that's not bad at all. That is not bad
Let's great success great success
hmm
Oh
I just deleted talk of
Good work, sir
Good work
That is
That is what God wants you to do. That is what God that's what God wants you to do, brother
You did good today. That is the quest that I couldn't even complete
As that is the quest that many of us could even complete. I just read downloaded Targon
You have made a grand mistake
You've made a grand mistake you'll be cast down into hell
You have made a mistake that you will not recover from a
A mistake that has plagued many for many moons and you will not recover from it.
You have made a great mistake.
You have changed your path of course of life so drastically in this moment that it will
be unlike anything you have seen before.
You will see things that you have never seen before.
You will see things that will make your toes curl.
It will make you throw up.
It will make your eyes bleed.
You will see things.
I don't wish to make you wish you weren't bored!
You'll see things that make you wish you dead!
It'll be on in...
two in the morning, no friends, no bitches!
Died to some other guy with no friends and no bitches!
Just you two hanging out in some virtual space!
In this parallel universe next to infinite other universe,
and you guys just have no bitches and no friends,
you just hanging out there!
You're on that part of the map, he's over there!
And nobody's got it, there's no bitches for miles around.
There's no bitches as far as the eye can see.
Not a bitch over there, not a bitch nor there.
Ah, that's you and whoever else this is in your lobby.
All right, I'm gonna go get a burger.
I'm gonna go get a burger, but I'm gonna, I'm dying.
I'm dying, I'm gonna die.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night now boys have a good night
Have a good night now
Good night everybody. Good night
Good night now. Okay. How much I'm good to have a good night, gentleman. Good night. Good night everybody sleep tight
Rest up rest easy now game
good
All night
Good night now. Okay. Have a good night everybody
Good night now
Good night sleep tight. I do not
Let the bed bugs fuck your ass
Get out of here get out get up before it's too late get out
Good night
You