you
You
I got a bitch inside, be rivaling maids in the night, take it a bit, just a bit.
Take it over here, it's God, rivaling a maid that she do lies.
I told her I guess it's fine, I'm just forgave bad, but she fine.
I gave her the shoes, she died.
I gave her the bridge, where they knife.
Catch me taking a life, how do I live with no guns?
If you call I be playing for fun,
Fuck a bitch with a bad hand, he burnin'
You gotta stop it and know where you're meant
I'm a little bitch for a pack
The bitch is sitting in my lap,
The bitch was a twirl on it
Fuck a bitch in the back of the car,
Fuck a bitch on the back of the limb,
I don't give a fuck, bitch call me back,
I'm a fuck, bitch, back to the end,
No bitch, bitch, less than a gig
It's your last time. This is time to go.
This is my last time.
No!
I can show you how to make money on a high.
Check out this new transition I got.
Check out this new transition that I got.
You're back!
You're back and you're ugly!
That's why you're poor!
You're back only for a person!
You're back!
is that, sweetheart, one!
All right, back to the lobby.
You're back!
You're back, you're ugly!
Not why you're poor, you fat ugly, poor person!
You're back, you're flat!
All right, boys, I gotta hop in the jet, boys.
I gotta kind of be syncing on the,
on run of the tournament, so I won't be looking
at the jet too often until the tournament's over,
so it's gonna be a short one.
It's like two hours, and then we're gonna
hang out all night, boys, all right?
But we're gonna win this thing!
We're gonna win this thing!
We're gonna bring it home. We're gonna bring it home that I promise you. All right, knock that hurt him in
Fuck you guys. No. All right. I'm ready. Is everybody else is he may need to set up anything or get you get you Jimmy's ramblin
My Jimmy's are
All right, I gotta explain all the rules anyways, so here we go two things number one
I said I'd give you guys each browser sources to display the score. I was not able to do that, so
But it's very simple. There's only like 10 points. You can just kind of remember with your head
I've got something on my stream. Just ask me anytime you want update this course
Secondly the way this works is because I had to kind of Jerry ring this so you know, you know, whatever
The way it works is it's very simple, very simple.
We're gonna be in the custom lobby,
but from the time I pressed start game,
to the time that you are back in the lobby,
if you win three rounds, you get the point.
That's it, ignore, I don't care if the game says you won,
I don't care if the game says you lost,
I don't care if the game says you have a million points,
I don't care if the game says
you're the lucky one millionth purchase
in a talk-off arena and you won a million dollars.
I don't get what it says, none of it means anything.
Does that make sense for everybody?
Nope.
I wasn't listening.
Oh, fucks sake.
Is that it?
Win three rounds.
Win three rounds and you get the point.
If you don't win three rounds, then you don't get the point.
I will say there is two other things that can happen
if you don't do that.
It's either because you lost
or because you died and we just re-rided.
Roger, Roger.
Roger, Roger, Roger, Roger.
All right, perfect.
And before we were asking, it's not best to five.
It's technically not best to five,
no matter how close it seems to best to five,
it technically is not best to five.
So it's just first to three.
That is correct.
It's first to three, but not best to five.
The reason why it's safer is because if you get two
and the other team gets two,
the game will say that the other team won,
or you won, but it will be tied to three.
Yeah, that's why it's technically not meant to fight.
And you get no points.
And if that does happen, those same two teams
are just going to go right back in and do it again
until one of them gets three.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, after every game it kicks everyone back
to the lobby, so I'm going to keep the same username
and same password.
So whatever the game ends, you just rejoin,
and you go either to the spectator slot
or to your team slot.
You're good to go.
Mm-mm-mm.
And let me set up the game.
Let me take little peep.
Guys, I'm not scoring.
Who's keep the scoring?
Pete, you can put this on a sticky note.
No, I've got, I've actually got a thing on my screen over here.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I have a bunch of the numbers, right?
Oh, no.
I mean, I am going to kind of look like an asshole.
I made the tournament and then I'm going to win it.
So it's like kind of weird, but, you know, other than that, no, all straight in
there, man, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
By the way, there's pretty way that doesn't know already
I think so a couple times but there's if for everyone watch it right now you get Tarkov seasonal drops custom Tarkov seasonal drops
Just just here with the only ten guys that have this
and
Big cash prize. I don't know if you've seen it, but
Whoever wins gets my
personal
Amazon Prime sub
yep guys take a moment to reel it in take a moment to really reel it in guys I
know you guys need to be in stock I know you guys maybe I what you guys are gonna
spend it on I mean good payment on a McGrittle
that's a valid choice. I will
back you up Mr. Hodge. Not in
the gut. Guys, let's get it.
Let's get some excitement here
guys. I'm ready to enjoy the
nutball. I'm ready to enjoy
the nutball. I'm ready to
enjoy the nutball. I'm ready
to enjoy the nutball. I'm
ready to enjoy the nutball.
I titled all my streams the
streams the nutcup can we change it to the other side of it's the not fall.
Shit, and hindsight that would have been better.
Okay, next time is the next time.
Are we doing default classes?
Yes, only default classes, only default classes.
All right, standard class.
Nice, man, how are you speaking?
Okay.
All right, I'm going to make, all right, I'm making the game and see, okay, use it, okay, well, use name is going to be, everybody's going to see it anyway, so it's going to be, hmm, what's a cool name?
The nut, I'm going to call it the nutball, that's a good name, all right?
I'm going to type in a random password here.
the other spectator spots in the discord and all of us are staying here so I made this
just going and you guys can kind of do whatever you want but what I imagined was that this
you know there's two voiceats above us so one team goes there the other team goes there
And then the rest, the other six of us, we can hang out together.
You guys can split up into the other spectator voice.
The Sandals doesn't matter.
Oh, I mean, even if you want to, the team fight and you just want to stay in here
with all of us, talk, see, you can't do that as well.
I don't really care.
Yeah, this isn't really like an official.
This is just a good time.
Good time.
Yeah, I'll go.
OK, OK.
I'm putting the password into the discord.
Don't leak it now.
Don't you leak it now
Come for it. Okay, it's not come far
Oh, yeah, wait, I see let me be alone first
I forgot I have to spin the wheel to see which which map we're doing first
I've got it that let me do a little spinny do you do a little spinny do
And see here. All right
These my ways you're almost done downloading
What? What? What? She's talking. Is the uh is. I think
her life is like block one. Is the log? Oh, yeah, she is. I'm
I'm sorry. Now, I didn't choose a map first. Uh first map up
is block and the first two teams up are gimmick and
Steak rotten tigs
Like you quick I go quick. Oh shit. I just need you to we actually oh shit. What I'm gonna do a quick game
Oh god
It's found one instantly
Ah, listen it just gives everybody time to soak it in here.
Honestly, I'm just going better than I thought.
I know there's a couple of hiccups right now,
but honestly I expect this to stay here for like a whole hour.
I think we're about to get started here in like five, ten minutes.
Just going pretty good.
Quick game, I didn't think taking a quick game
would instantly put me into a round.
Oh, Mr. Stroke, are you okay?
Ever in Targon's history,
I've got to be around in half a decade.
And Mr. Prank, madam of which it was,
which was, man, good, a man!
Thank you, Bob.
What's the custom on the main drop to go right now?
It's for 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.
And drops are going right now.
They did not fall.
Are you guys getting dropped right now?
Do we all join it?
Yeah, everybody joins it.
Everybody joins every single one.
And if you're not playing right now,
you're going to expect this on the right.
Oh, the drops are working.
I don't have the password.
I typed in the general chat of the Discord.
Is that the password down there?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
By the way, make sure each of your streams is on Tarkovarito or they won't get those custom tasty juicy drosses.
Also, Stankrat, uh, go to hell by the way?
Just, uh, what?
I second that.
Go to hell.
No reason.
What's wrong with my teammate?
I'm not, bro, that's him!
You know how many people have come into my channel but like you ratted me on reserve?
Hunch, you were not playing right now dumbass!
Get over the spaghetti slide!
That's not me!
I
Confused the viewers are gonna be today
Easy on everybody that's what it looks like
I don't care. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I made it. I made it. I'll do a lot of announcements
so everybody knows who's playing. Um, we have a sneak rat by a man. I'm guessing you are
Taijin yahoo nope. No, that's me
Sorry
Yeah, yeah steak rattle. Okay, and then crib you're vibing
I'm just gonna switch you around so I can I can you're gonna go td
And then gimmick you're okay, bam. I will miss in one spectator. I think who's not in
Genji
No, she's not allergy. Oh
You're missing because we have
Shroud
Mr. Shroud
Psst
Mr. Shroud
Psst
Shroud
Psst
I'm asleep man, I'm asleep
Mr. Shroud
Psst
Please make loud noises
Mr. Shroud
Mr. Surab
He's playing this. Oh, he's doing this tournament on mobile. So it's he's it's delayed
Was that even mean what could that possibly mean? He's playing arena mobile
Is that a thing discord mobile? No. Oh, there he is. This is Mr.
I'm so sorry
Just my microphone didn't work. That's what happened. No worries. No worries hop on it whenever you feel like
Yeah, you go grab a drink make yourself some dinner. No, no, no, I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm so sorry
Wait, I didn't I thought stank rat and someone else is playing yeah, you're playing right now
Yeah, so every joint anyways you go to the spectator slots
hard
We're gonna do this once every round is FYI so get used to do this quick
Unfortunately, that's good
I think it's a lot of perfect perfect exciting stuff, we're all the same, but yes, yours
follows is the developers of the game were were very very nice and often to give us drops
everything but I think in a piece of their willingness was to maybe promote by promote
the arena game. You go to the bottom at the top arena battle custom in the bottom left.
And then you type in the username and password. You joined my game and you type in the password.
Got it.
Hmm.
Where'd you post it?
Oh, I see.
Great.
Great password.
Thank you.
There we go.
Beautiful.
All right, okay the first round of the nutball starts right now
gimmick environment on TV and steak red and tins on TV
Ignore everything it says in the game if you win three rounds you win if you don't you lost your time
Lock it in boys lock it in. Thank you
only default glasses. Don't be
only default glasses and that's
the only rule. That's the only
rule. Yeah. What? Okay.
Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy the
channels above you. Enjoy the
channels above you. Wait. So,
we got to this one. Who we
got for this one? You're a
You're a monster. You're a
monster. You're a monster.
Bob and Slay's I think
You think they got it. I think they got it. I think they got oh, yeah, it's it's it's up to it five in five
It's got a gold
I'm afraid you got a little craze. Yeah
360s yeah
Yeah, guys, I put five on give it to you because give it is a very very good player and needs no help
What is the plant he's a very kind soul. Very kind. Yes, very generous. Very generous. He is good-looking
Yeah, it's very sexy. A jaw chiseled
Granite
Six back abs. Mm-hmm. Most do not talk about his skills and video games
That is not the first thing you speak of him in song and tale. It is not the first topic that arises
No, not even the third or fourth, I guess
I
You better lock in you better lock in
Here we go. I'm telling you man if there's if there's if there's one guy who can who can do it
It's him though. I mean, he's gross dude
There is if you wait too long and nobody's killing so that you can run to the middle and capture the flag
I think in like five seconds like six seconds. Yeah, okay, so it's like gulag
Yeah, I'm watch here we go who's crimp is that that's vital right?
That was really loud
Hey, we're watching by we're watching by the grunt. We're on gilligan vibing Steve right now
He's trying to wall big
Rpd
Is that default clients? Yeah
Pigs picks up gimmick. Oh, oh, yeah
This is so confusing!
Five and six up, six down!
There's the right hand on Tiggs behind the trash can here.
You're right! Oh, no, fuck!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I said that's fine!
Because all, all, all gimmick and, and
Vibeant have to do is win one more round and they get the point.
It's over. It's over. Done and done.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
So, so, I did not know Vibeant was his gunman.
I did not know Vibeant was his gunman.
He's him! He's him!
Oh.
of
the
death of
death
That's a bunch open
You mix go for the capture point you see
It's over they got the point there's no way around that they play putting it over they never got the point
that's crazy let him play it out but they want
vibrant and gimmick at the first point of the whole tournament right there
wow holy crap I forgot it was gonna be nothing
I forgot it was gonna be nothing
wow
guys I'm not gonna lie I didn't think about it
That's crazy. That's crazy
Why are they in another round?
Oh gimmick got that round that was him
It's it's first one of two in the finale, but again remember they've already won three in the maxi when he
It's already over
Well, he didn't kill anything when he played the OBJ
I
Watch the other team now. Oh, where did that happen? We're watching we're watching tiggs right now
Or V1 take first given or given sorry give it your tiggs first giving
The giving pushes off
He's a bright one but we're watching takes boys giving us all the other side of that car if gimmick pulls us up
all right let me add it to the board let me add it to the board mr. gimmick mr.
You're back, you're back, you're ugly.
That's why you're poor, you're not ugly.
You're a person.
You're what?
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Let me drag it back down.
Yeah.
This is to vibe and miss to give a cheese.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Also, you're welcome, everybody.
You're welcome, everybody, for letting you all know not to play anything but
enforcer.
You're welcome everybody
Everybody for letting you all know not to play anything but enforcer. Yep, wait
Wait, do we play we what we do we do we play for three days? I believe would you I?
Boots were bouncing off of them like clay
It's pretty okay. That kid. We're all playing it. I was gonna use the m4 a1
Oh, sorry the h2 m8 5581. Is that not a good decision? Yeah, that's a good one
You want we roll is vibing user right now use that
For sure. I was not an M1 only one. I was the only idiot
I was the only one so I don't have a face mask. Oh, I give a good body one the first round
I'm putting it in the chart. Let me see. I give it by them one point next match is
50 and man my brother's found it personally
I just
So, this might be a stupid question, but I've never played this, so we choose Kits?
Yeah, you choose Kits.
You wouldn't have any custom ones, you don't have to worry about the rule, because that
was the only rules.
You just choose to cast a KIT on the screen, and you kill the other guy.
Oh yeah, because I haven't played before, am I ass?
Like I have bad Kits?
No, no, no, that's why we're doing this, because we're doing defaults, and I say
everybody's level to 30, so I'm going to equal.
God, you should be in 4th, so we're the Alpey Day.
Yeah, in 4th, sir, you said?
Yeah, with the Alpey Day.
Okay, it's only three to pick from you might miss it
All right, what we have actually been playing so it's gonna be it's gonna be nice
Oh, yeah, but I don't know if you notice from gimmicks win right there
But you either have to kill the other two or if the middle thing opens up you'll see a big green light
You can sit on it for five seconds and win that way too
Give it I actually did not listen. I'm your body foul. I did not expect you to contribute if what
I did it now to go and force her my face was exposed
You got a kill gimmick you got a kill. I got no kills because you get in there
They had 30 times and it bounced off your face mess like clay and we're playing
Okay, I'm just gonna have the dumbest fucking names. I'm gonna announce everybody's names
Bussy burglar is landmark not allergy is Jinzy escape from stream is shrouded and male in my mouth is Mr.
I'm here everybody. I'm here welcome in. I'm here. Oh, I forgot to do the wheel. Crap.
You guys finally playing block again or should I go back and do the wheel? Do the wheel,
do the wheel. Do the wheel. Okay. Wheel, wheel every time. Wheel every time. Okay. Here
Here we go, I've got the wheel, I've got the wheel.
Here we go.
Spinning.
And inch.
This is the slowest wheel ever.
Equator, Equator.
There we go, there we go.
And now we ride.
Up here.
You're such a bad boy.
That's why you're poor.
You've got to help me to work first.
I
Everybody hop into chance. I'm having a chance. Trout. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh
That's just your drink you want to give you want to give me perm fucking drag and hope that I don't know
I don't want to figure out how to do that
All right, who you guys got you guys got honestly
Yeah, I don't think trot is gonna perform that great because he just started playing talk up
But it's fucking trash. So you never know and he's going to buddy, but he's going to get a landmark
You know, it's like hey you haven't played in forever your pitch against Barry Bonds. Good luck
It's basically
Passley versus landmarks rather than Genji. I'm south. I mean, yep. Yep. I don't know
I honestly if I didn't take a guess I'd say
Genji and landmark if I didn't guess I think I think that there is a chance that we see it back and forth here
I truly do
You think you're trying to go in for sure?
I think they think so too, but I'm trying to go and lose the first two.
No matter what.
Stroud hasn't been streaming in a while.
He might be a little rusty.
Oh, he's been playing.
I got to play it online.
I got to play and talk about my game today.
I think he's been playing with Justin.
So he's been like, he's touched the game a little bit.
Yeah.
Here we go.
I caught him.
I caught him right handed.
He's so fun for him to just game for like weeks straight.
No stream.
Probably just completely.
I've been using I really realized how often I'm gonna use the transition for this team and it's just going back and forth on the
Time I use it again. I've stood is so good
Alright here we go here we go. I will watch it. Did you watch it did you right now her teammate's landmine?
Got pencil eats right on the other side boys. He went with the m4
I need to slip click
That team we don't get to watch
Oh my god, Landmark's down, Landmark's down.
Landmark is the first killer of the games.
Oh shit dude.
Oh crap.
Oh that's tough.
We did shotgun both of those guys.
What's up?
We did shotgun both of those guys.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh.
We're sleeping dragons.
You shot to both those guys?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh, sleeping dragon, sleeping dragon.
Team up, 1-0.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Gigi has done a TK under pressure.
Keep an eye out for that.
Drive pressure right side.
Oh my god, where is the game?
Watch the drive, watch the drive, watch the drive.
Oh my God, he's gonna kill again!
What?!
He invited this guy.
He's the only one with a single kill in this whole game!
Why didn't he stop? He didn't even fucking play this game!
Are you kidding me?!
What's up, what's up?
We're going to win this round.
It's game.
It's last.
If they win this round, it's over.
Yup.
Um
Uh-oh.
Got on the ropes on the right side, P.
Yeah, I see that.
I see that.
This is one shot.
Is he bleeding actually?
Is he down? Is he down?
So I'm just going to be
OK, all right.
Still that was very bad.
That was very impressive.
Holy crap.
Come on.
I do want to want to want to want to want to want to want.
I can tell that's around.
I'm pretty sure if Genji Landmark wins this round, the game ends in a tie.
We go again, our first redo of the series.
In this scenario, Pestiles is just like me. I'll take that.
I'm as good as Pestiles.
Oh, Genji goes down! Genji goes down!
down
What the why is the game over either one more round but it doesn't matter there up to oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, it's usually one three. I forgot. Oh, yeah, my bad. My bad games. Oh
I would not pay them.
Yeah, they're just running to death.
Especially those who won.
The Shroud doesn't care, picks up the train.
Shroud doesn't care at all.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Woo.
Incredible.
incredible incredible incredible I'm at the points about the point
you're not what you're gonna go back oh my god bro what the fuck dude I don't
know listen I don't know who you are shroud but you should consider streaming
Yeah, I've been thinking about it.
Yeah, maybe September, I don't know, we'll see.
Yeah, I think you'd be very successful.
All right, boys, winner is Shroud and Pestley.
Shroud and Pestley have won the round.
All right, boys, I put it into the scoreboard.
Next up is Peter.
Oh, I've heard about that guy.
He's good. Watch out for him.
Peter and Hyde versus Steakrat and Tiggs.
Good luck, buddy.
Good luck, boys.
Good luck.
Oh, we don't need black.
You don't need black.
No, I was talking to the other team.
That's a crazy team.
Stankrat, Tiggs.
Hey, nothing.
Hey, nothing, buddy.
Let me do the wheel real quick.
Let me do the wheel.
Here we go.
All right.
I think Aquedek takes forever to stop the division.
Is this over?
I don't see it.
Aquedek, boom.
Aquedek.
No, I don't think the server's up just yet.
No, no, I just started it right now.
So, okay, boys, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Don't put this up.
I'm not.
Lock it, boys.
Lock it.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I'm going up team one.
We hunch, hunch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me get the BBM.
Oh!
You hunch, hunch, hunch.
Can you only be one enforcer?
I don't know. You want it?
I don't know. I've been using the HK.
If you think you're going to be better with the enforcer, I'm going to use the
info. I'm going to use it.
If, if, if there can be two, if you want it, take it, but if you're not going to
use it, I'll use it.
It's how it is.
I'm going to use you choose the enforcer and if I can choose it, then I will.
If I can't, I'm going to go HK because I'm probably better with the HK anyways.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, boys.
Okay.
Not gonna knock it on it.
Okay.
What's looking like?
You're missing a couple of people in the spectator roles.
I wouldn't start it just yet.
Let me see three people.
Listen, every, everybody who's winning right now on both sides, they're
holding angles.
They're not pushing angles.
Which, uh, well, are we, okay, the ping is going to be low.
It's going to be somewhere around 30 to 50.
So holding does work, but I'm not really looking by it on the first one.
He, he, he would do is he would jump, see a guy go back into cover
and then just peak right aim at it.
Yeah, listen, you you will do exactly what they did. You go aggressive. I'll anchor. Okay. Okay. Okay. We locked it. We locked it right here. We locked it right here.
Who knows? I'm here.
We're missing one guy. We're missing gimmick. Of course he's in. Give me some way. We're missing James, actually.
Oh, there's his. There she is. All right. Here we go. Let's ride.
All right, we got this, we got this, we got this.
100% we got this.
I'm all for.
I'm Lucy.
Map, it's spot on a quater again.
It's on a quater, I didn't have to change it because I didn't see one.
I just need some of you out of it all, please.
I'm lost, I'm lost, I'm lost.
You're fat! Fat and ugly!
That's why you're poor, you fat ugly poor person!
You're a whore!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
That transition actually might be too loud.
Is that- Is that too loud, guys?
Is that-
It seems pretty loud.
Ah, well, I can't really do nothing about it today,
so you just gotta fucking suck it up.
Now you got- Come on, now you got-
Not in the gut boys, not in the gut.
Be gentle, be gentle, be gentle.
Yeah, first round's most important, P.
Everyone who's won the first round's won the game.
Let's do it.
You repeat that, repeat that, repeat that.
They're first round's most important.
Every team that's won the first round so far
has won the game.
Okay, okay.
Thanks for having the pleasure.
I appreciate that.
Yep, absolutely.
Remember, you go and force it immediately.
We're not gonna have a lot of time to dig around.
I go and force it.
Well.
I'm on it.
I can also select it.
do it I think it's smart yeah okay but do whatever you're comfortable with well
okay I lose after this they've all changed up season X round I'm not very
comfortable with this but it seems to be the matter what level do we have no idea
perfect I'll check on check we've got oh we got PP we got PP PP wait hold on
wait why why do I care about this I said the other one it's for the helmet
What level is he at?
Level 5?
Level 4.
OK.
Why did I go on the other side?
I can't switch back.
Oh, I got it.
I got one.
I watched him through the right side.
He was just a script you do I should start right side right side next to you
I'll see them make out for the attempt to keep off me
Boys not getting in I
Feel as my top button for my stream is switching weapons signs
One's on the left side.
One's pushing left.
One's right.
We're back up.
One's behind the left side.
Keep him.
Yep, Marin.
One's all the way in spawn.
You guys point out.
One is all the way in spawn.
Did you guys point out?
Yup.
Let's push up, right?
Oh, he got me!
He got me!
He's in the middle!
We drawed it.
No, okay. Well, no, this isn't the whole tournament. This is one to one. It's one to one right now. We're one. Okay
Yeah, okay
Okay, I'll get lucky lucky lucky. Okay, I'm not gonna lie. They turned out for not
She fussy she fussy
I
Was pushing left really hard he's dead boy. He's coming a good boy
I think thanks gonna be ratting I think thanks gonna be ratting. What's his name? I'm gonna catch the thing. Okay. Yeah, I'll catch her catch her catch her
I
Or you remember you
You know the opposite side of the map is on the left side
Love that everything kill beside my thorax
See him I hit him once
I'm sure you get back there
Here we go
Keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting
I cannot believe what I did not believe it. We just beat big red digs. Oh my god
Not and the gun not and the gun not and the gun
Now call me good boy over time, please
Okay, good boy. Oh, thank you. Thank you. All right. We just
Okay, I'm trying to solve it down
I'm changing the score now. I'm changing the score now. Here we go winners of that one peanut and
And Hunch, now we have Gimmick and Byman
have one point, Stratopestie have one point,
Pia and Hunch have one point,
and the next round is Gimmick and Byman
versus Jinzy and Zlebog.
Ooh.
Let me tell you boys.
The adrenaline is pumping, the peanut butter is pumping.
The peanut butter is pumping.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh
We do it one level of we'll have a little trash sucker we do it in here. I've got like
I'll wait for your mom that looks like a dead caterpillar crawled up there and laid its life on the line and lost yeah
And lost like a hero dying on his sword and he was
Very abroad god damn right
All right boys. All right. Here we go. I'm starting up the server again and it is open spinning the wheel the map
That gimmick environment and Junji landmark are gonna play is
Oh, oh it's block again. It's bug again. Okay, wait for the bitch block again. Yeah block
There you go. Let me get you. Okay. Let me see you. Okay. So, but we got Busy burglar.
He's got French. Let me a French name. It's French. Good. But we we we we we we we we
forget. Huh. My game tweaked out and it closed itself. So I gotta take eight years to open
fantastic fantastic it's that's probably never what a sweet treat what a sweet
lineup we're only missing miss Genji other than Shroud
oh I'm coming you're your plan you're our landmarks
I'm doing reading like that I thought you were gonna get out of your shit
I can't get back there.
Because we just, we just have pigs and steak right?
Yo, Tumbo boys, yo, Tumbo, what are the chances of that?
Those guys are crazy.
What do we, we're doing pretty good.
Sorry, I got distracted, too.
We're doing pretty good.
I got to come today.
Someone in my chat said I mean Muggins daughter.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, did you know that we're probably Muggins daughter?
God damn right.
She probably deserved that, as well, right?
Yeah.
What did she do, huh?
What's she saying?
What's going on?
How do you mean, Margaret?
It's crucial information.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
All right.
And barely I gave you the stink face.
What?
No.
Oh, it's a joke, that won't happen.
Actually, that's happened to me before with Genji as well,
actually.
What?
Oh, Genji?
You gave me so much thought of the same thing.
OK, here we go.
gimmick and vibing versus jit jit landmine on whatever map it was i forgot block
okay you want to try them oh yeah i got you i got you i'm trying to
oh thank you thank you here you go
okay all right who we got boys who we got this way
You're fat, fat on your own.
That's why you're 40.
You're fat on your own.
You're fat.
Crazy.
Yeah, it's just, mm-hmm.
If Vibon goes crazy, they win.
I'm just, it's honestly, if,
you know what, I'm gonna make a guess,
I'm gonna make a guess.
If Vibon dies the first out of anyone in this match,
they lose the whole thing.
That's my guess.
You also have to remember,
Tony lost the first round,
which I think he's gonna play on his back foot now.
And Vibon's just gonna run at him.
Well, he might get early kills,
But if he's holding that actually that's true that's true that's true that's true that's true
Is he playing enforcer again?
I think everyone in this lobby is gonna be on him. Sure. Fantastic
We should we actually we just switch to a weapon that has over 50 pin
I don't know if that exists the DBL
You have to be 50
I was I'm not gonna lie. I got I'm gonna do the landmark on this one. I'm not gonna lie
I think they I think they've got a little vengeance here a little bit of vengeance. I said, I'll never bet against vibe
He's pretty good back duties. Yeah, it just depends it all depends. He's got a map. He's played as well Pete
They just played this map
Landmarks first time. That's true. That's true. That's true
watch it watch it right now
you see the vibe in the screen
watch it vibing and give it
watch it vibing
he's with him
yeah, with so many
that was a little bit
you know he's really hurting on
guys, he I think Genji accidentally kicked the shotgun as our class
Oh my god!
Is it a jingle?
Did you landmark get both of those?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Look at Gigi's gun, P.
What are we doing?
We're watching Gigi right now.
That's landmark right there in front of me.
Alright, one zero landmark.
She's headshotting though.
I think it's gonna do anything. It's for Jack, by the way, that's what you have to do around this for Jack.
Uh oh, here we go, here we go.
Oh, mate. Oh, mate.
It's not looking too good. I know it's for Jack because I actually
think the soccer in class earlier when I was moving up. Oh no.
1-1. Do we do something about that or do we?
I mean it's tied right now. You're gonna do something.
I mean, it's tied right now. You're gonna do something right now is the time to do it, please
Joey, what should we do? Should we let it run?
Should we just let it run?
I think you should. I mean, it's a-
Oh wait!
We're good. We're good.
We're good? Oh, she has weapons?
Everyone's good. We're good.
Oh! Oh, she's good.
It's tied up. She has the Frank Lavin.
Okay, good.
We're watching- We're watching Vyman right now, boys.
We're watching Vyman.
Vyman, give it to Steve.
get me just went down
get me dead
get me
oh
he lives
he won
he won, he won, he won
uh, let him see me zap, let him see me zap
they gotta win one more round right?
Yeah, they gotta win one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, and the game will see them.
I'm watching landmark right now, boys, watching landmark, and blue team gets even one more round, game's over, they get the point, they get the point.
Oh
Give me chance give me chance man. If you win just about a lot of you mark
We're gonna see another round we're gonna see another round
Oh my gosh!
So what's the score?
2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1.
I even know that you can do that.
Yeah, we did that in our game.
That's why you were like, it's 1-1.
I think it was a draw.
I didn't know this, but you can press F
and phrase it around the map.
Oh, really?
Oh, no way!
OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
It's a tie! It's a tie! It's a first tie!
They gotta rematch!
It was a tie! Two, two boys! Two to two!
Oh my gosh!
Wait, was that, wait, was that Gimmick killing both of them at the end?
Yes!
Gimmick killing both of them at the end?
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Alright, let me, okay, I'm just gonna hop up in there and tell what's going on.
Okay.
Hey guys, I'm just off into the church. It's a tie. You guys just do a quick rerun. All right. Yep. All right
Hey gang, uh, give it absolutely fucking legendary out there my boy
By the I'd say the same to you, but the bars much higher. No offense. Yeah, big
You guys died it's a rematch get ready to hop back in boys. Okay. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I got speed boys got speed
I told my tough. We're good
That's why your boy is not healthy for a person.
What?
You're just playing one round, right?
Whoever wins the first round?
No, no, no.
It's a whole new game again.
It's a game that can never happen.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're putting some of the other team knows that too.
It seems there's confusion.
The way this works is it's as if the game you just played never happened.
We're just restarting the whole thing.
Okay.
All right.
We're good.
Let me do it, let me do a little wheel spin, let me do a little wheel spin.
Check it a little bit too.
Yeah, check it a little bit too.
Let's see.
Let me do a little pee.
Hmm.
Okay, it's just, okay, I think this wheel might be broken.
Because it's the same two maps every time.
Alright, it's Equator, it's Equator.
Hmm.
Here we go, here we go.
I think that wheel is broken.
I don't I don't know if that works correctly. I just googled wheel of names. It's actually called wheel of names
Dot-com is the is the actual names. I don't know if that wheel even works
Wait, we're missing
We're missing
Hey, huh, so you're missing hutch
I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I completely forgot what take it time take it time
Let's put it up in the eight sections
I guess it could double each one
Would that next time we'll do the next time I think you're gonna get by here. We go rematch
gimmick environment versus Jinji and Landmark
Fucking invoice lock it in
I
If it back, you know, no, I spot the wheel again, they're going on the equation this time boys equate at
Rebats rematch they tied up. They tied up. There was to do well to do in a draw
Hodge we did not do that on test by the way. I did not know you could draw but running out the time
I know that was a thing I
Ended up being cinema cinema. I do give dude. Oh my god. I can't feel on top
He's probably stroking his stash just thinking about what he's done
I can't be losing this one. I'm giving him a beat. Give me see how many people this one. I don't appreciate it
unbelievable. Mm-hmm. Oh
Many ties the round and then he wins the next I mean, bro, that's I mean
One be doing Jinzy landmark is already a feat in itself and or almost unachievable feet
And again, no offense, but gimmick one be one
very good. Here's about this.
He's going to be electric.
Let him go.
Let him change who you're watching by pressing one, two, six and seven as well.
Ah, of course.
One, two, six and seven makes complete sense.
Perfect sense.
Russian, you know, if they don't have three, four or five in there
and then not believe in three, four and five in Russia, it's against
their religion or whatever.
Yeah, but whatever or whatever the shit, whatever the shit.
I
See what time is it for you over there?
I am oh
Usually up as early
Yeah
All right, here we go. Well, here we go. We're watching gimmick. Oh, no, no, we're watching
Watching five right now. This is five. It's three boys. We're watching five and give it
I
Don't know who that blue guy is but he's a gingerland. What are the two?
We're gg in there marker right here. I've been in landmark going at it right side of the map. Oh
Oh, oh, we got we got a flaker right here got flaker that's giving right down the left
Gigi Gigi landmarks are going for vibing. Hey, you about to double-team him
Oh my goodness, give it to him, Dengie!
Holy crap!
Wow!
God!
I'm done!
Give it!
You gotta turn it up!
No, I am!
That's what I'm already doing.
I already do that.
Oh, okay.
Dude, it's so sick.
You guys, okay, that's Vyman.
That skibbick right there was Vyman.
Skibbick!
Vyman's in front.
We got a blue on the left.
in front. We got a blue on the left side there. I don't know who that is. Is he the landmark
of Gigi? And Jimmy's kind of chilling back. Where's the other blue? Where's the other
the other blue guy the other blue guys know what to be seen
oh give me those dad playing my kills gimmick
he comes in to you come take you oh fight me takes on JJ
and one g one of the century oh what was that wow that was a nice shot that
was nice that was a nice shot that was a nice shot that was a nice shot that
was laying my killing vibe right there boys that was a nice shot right
Right there.
Gimmick killed, is that what I said?
I think I said that.
That was Gimmick?
Wait, am I wrong?
Wait.
That was Gimmick.
Landmark killed Gimmick.
Oh, God, I'm sorry, my bad, my bad.
Oh, excuse me.
I vibed to the front, vibed to the front.
right behind them.
You got landmarks in Genji right there? On the other side of the map?
If I'm just getting a little closer look, if I'm just getting a little closer look right here.
Oh, someone's camping. That's got to be Genji.
That's Genji laying down over there.
Oh, landmarks going for a lookie-doop.
Oh
That wasn't Genji, oh
I'm just being surprised all day today
Okay
I didn't know
Yeah, wait, what's the score right now? Two to one landmarks team up. I'm actually I've got a guy
I've landmarking jing-jee the blue team today one more one more win here
They seal the match they seal the match the blue team wins right here match is over
Give me seal it up give me seal it up
One of the blue members is about to push over to him though. Oh, no. Oh, no, there goes gimmick. There goes gimmick
It's five and one be two. Let me do right here
Oh, it's nasty that was nasty all right boys landmark and Jinzy have clenched the man some clenched the man's one point up
You're not your only not why you're the only one person you can rely on.
This is intense, this is intense, this is intense.
My goodness.
We have the points, we have the points.
Actually, let me drag everybody back down.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
I forgot.
GGs, GGs.
GGs.
No, that phone thing, you snuck right up on me.
I thought you were so far away.
only to remember I had a literal lead as a helmet.
The dark helmet, huh?
All right, Gigi and Maymark have won that.
Here's the current points.
Give the combined of one point, Gigi and Maymark have one point.
So I'm punch me at one point and Pina and Hotz have one point.
It's tied up, except for Mr. Stingrad Diggs.
Who are not tied?
Up.
All right.
What does it mean?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, buddy.
All right, here we go.
Next up, P- Oh fuck.
P- Well, you know, well,
P- and I had the champions versus Stroud and Pessley.
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Shit.
All right.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in, boys.
It's on time.
It's just our moment.
I think I just got extremely lucky.
This, it feels kinda like a coin flip
every time you say go play in this.
Welcome to Tarkov.
I swear it's a point flip.
It's nice when it goes in, it's not nice.
Yeah, 100% we can hit.
Helmet RNG.
I won't be using it again.
I'm changing up the wheel a bit because I think it's broken.
I'm doubling the things, hold on.
There we go.
Okay, all right, spare the wheel and the map we're playing is
Factory actually hot that's what I warmed up on today. That's what we're not done today. I got that's that's okay
This is big. This is big. That's what I warmed up on a day. That's what I played. Okay. Thank you
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I had to piece of that. I should be
when you have to feed you have to play it actually is a competitive advantage I
promise is everything there's yeah in in like e-sports people would hold their
pee they would actually down like three gallons of water before a tournament and
they would hold it what how what just like that mom would have to be a gosh
in absent go on people like an hour so I tie a rubber man around it like what
You gotta do what you gotta do
This buff this buff
So I think she is the machine hold my people this round if you think she's be so free
Oh, no, I have not been
of
the sun is a change the map to set to a quite a
I believe that wholeheartedly I would have used as a fun fact until the day I died if
V and W is a lie.
All right, lock in boys.
Here we go.
Did it change the map real quick?
Oh, oh yeah, factually, oh yeah, right back, right back.
Thank you boys, see you around.
Just about to hit this top button.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Trout and Patsy versus the Buglet and Mr. Hutz.
The nut and the gut.
That's right.
You're back!
You're only!
That's why you're poor!
You're back!
You're only one person!
You're back!
Oh, we gotta go up. We got to go up.
We got to go up.
Draggy, how'd you just...
What did I do? What did I do?
Did you something?
You might...
You're still in the spectators.
Cancel the match?
I don't know.
I'm loading in.
Cancel and now it's fine again.
Okay, all right.
Well, let's drag it.
Well, hopefully it's fine.
It looks fine to me.
Hmm.
I pour.
Not the guts. Not the guts.
We got this.
I don't care. I don't care. Well, it's funny because the reference I use is strong
I don't give a stroud over there. That's about a whole way
If there's one way to beat somebody who's gonna shoot us in the head, we just got a pre-fire the fuck out of them
But that's it free fire. I'm got two hundred
Exactly
Bullets shoot
Trout before you see shroud we went. I'm in I'm in I am as well
We go we go. Okay. Lock it. Okay. I just wanted for you for two or the year my man my man
We're about to win this easy. I'm all about to win this easy
First round's biggest round small here. We go here. We go
I'm gonna hop up on the on the sink. I saw people doing it when I was playing on Friday
I hop on the secret right here in front of us
All right. You're using SR2 ends. Oh
Oh, he's yours. Yeah, yeah, both of them are have a chance of playing ahead. He's maybe we should see back
We should stay back then
We blew
I got it said one's right side
I
Don't drive the week you drive a good time we don't drive that's a little something
That's a little something good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're here. We are there a lower part
I
Don't know I don't know I'm gonna H
I'm really it's as well. I'm really well. Please this lesson. You see right now. You see right now. Are you change?
Okay, okay, okay
Okay
Running back to you? You got one?
Yeah, I'll be late, be late
Be late, I'm dead
Wait.
Got your
oh my god�
i got it again.
I was like, I bet you said the event door.
I'm just gonna spray.
I don't.
You are so close.
You're so close.
We died out.
Here we go.
Here we go, baby.
Come on.
All right.
Okay.
We rematch.
All right.
Back up.
Okay.
I'm gonna go tell the game.
Dude, you're done.
You're done.
Very good shot.
Little bit of a rematch, run in the back.
So is it the same map?
Do we change map?
What happens?
Oh, I think we, we spin the wheel again.
Yeah, we spin the wheel.
Okay.
Let me see.
Here we go.
Spin the wheel.
You got some good shots, man.
You're good, you're good.
You're doing all right too.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm about to fuck you up, guys.
You went home.
These five, five, sixes for me, they don't.
Ha ha ha.
We're going to equate it.
It's equated time, boys.
Up on end.
See you out there, Mr. Strad.
Good luck.
He's got to need it.
Oh, let me tell everybody.
Hey, gang, we're doing a re-match.
Matches, uh, Bobby's back on.
Go luck out there.
Oh, we won't need it.
Oh, you won't need it.
Give the luck to the other team.
Give the luck to the other team, Mr. gimmick.
Well, all right.
If you say so.
We're gonna have this round, guys.
Just give us a couple of seconds.
See you boys.
All right, here we go, Mr. Strad.
Here we go.
Oh my goodness. You honestly besides listen, I don't want to lose anything. It's just to
say that we tied Mr. Travis, Mr. Wesley. That's good.
We're winning.
That's better.
We're picking up the first round. I'm dropping five kills this game. Lock in.
Okay. All right. Lock in. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
By the way, we're on a cleaner now. Are we going back to the other guy?
It really it really depends on what they're rocking
We went for the quitter again. Is it the that's the one we played our first game on I
Can't remember oh
We owe the the one inside
Yeah, there's a chance that there's a chance that they go
556 because they know that or that they go the tank helmet because they know that we're going 556
Wait, we do we go back to the forester. We go back to the forester. You lock it in. You think so
Yeah, this is long range. We'd be just shooting corners
We do the same thing we did last time you think inside I think a side of we do get out
We do get out. We do get out here. We go. Okay boys. Okay. Okay. Okay. You could also use the
SVD it has BT in it 55 pin one shot to the head
Okay
Locking it boys locked in it boys locked it in
I'm the alpha. I'm the alpha in
In Forza. Yep. I'm there.
Let me tell you. Come on, baby.
Come on. Peter Bunny's bumping.
Yeah, it's boiling. It's boiling.
Here we go. Here we go.
Okay, knock it.
Okay, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
It's time!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, oh, oh, fuck it.
Three, four, one.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Oh
I'm already dead. He's left side. He's left side. You got a great shot. He's using that force edge case
I see
We switch it up. We switch it up.
We switch it up. We can't switch it till next round though.
Yeah, we gotta pick one up.
We gotta pick one up. We gotta pick one up.
I just, I just, I'm alone. I'm alone. I'm alone.
Yep.
Got one?
If the other one I know what he is, he's probably right side, but I don't know.
Where you at right now?
I'm back in that spawn, I'm right to the right. I'm pushing up.
Oh, he's in the bandit left!
Heard up, heard up!
Yeah.
He's rotating back.
He's back in the spawn, he said?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was not in the spawn, but he walked back.
Okay, okay
Am I gonna play
Wait, how did that draw? We ran out of time we ran out of time. Oh yeah, we can switch our presets
Oh, it's your switch which which which which we should we should have pushed me in two guys. I had no idea
I had no idea. I was gonna let me the hours like a time either
It's two to one right now to the one
One one one zero one zero right now. No, they won around here. Yeah, they have one we have zero rounds
Oh, okay, okay.
Left side.
Left side?
Capture points up.
Okay.
one one one one one one one one one one here we go here we go we go one way
You easy do easy.
Three, two, one, go!
Go!
Got one.
Nice.
I see you got him.
Got him!
Boom!
Bam!
You like that!
Smarter past three!
What are you doing this mother mother?
You see that?
Oh wait, I think it's a wait. No
What does that mean for this part you didn't plan for this? Oh, we didn't plan for this I
Guess you just do a rematch cuz nobody got three points. I
We don't
Beautiful stuff once again, okay, we have a problem here cuz one of those rounds is a draw
Awesome. Yeah. We didn't really play this. Let's say let's call it a draw and do it again.
I should do sudden death.
I would know that would be because yeah, wait, hold on.
Well, you guys were up to one.
Well, you know what? You call it. You want to do that? I know you know what?
Let me just call it. I'm a host of the tournament. Let's just do a read.
Yes. Let's do a read it. Let's just do it. We'll read you. We'll read you.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Okay. All right.
You know, I'm gonna spin new map is.
The same map.
Same.
I'm gonna go to the game.
Hey, guys.
So we didn't, you know, my, hey, it's, it's me, Mr.
P.
That's good to meet everybody.
So I didn't plan for this eventuality. So we're just calling it a draw even though we were up by one
We're redoing it again
What happened? We were all confused
Well, we there was a draw in a round because of the timing out to the score was actually us two rounds them one round
But then the game ended which we did I we didn't think it happened
So we're just gonna reimagine
All right. All right
Alright, alright. We're ready boy. One second. Vasily has an idea. Oh, yeah one round
What one round?
One round. I think we just go for a fool. I think a fool would be better
I think one matter think one round is uneven as well. Yeah, yeah, that's even more because yeah. Yeah, I
Wait, what about okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
Okay, I just I think the most fair thing is starting to one you guys would one you win
Yeah, that is fair, but unfortunately, I'm hosting the tournament so if I win like that I might look like a jackass
So I mean, but it's fair. Okay, let's just do let's do a full game
The time I can't move the time guys. I just invented the game
You gotta move fast. Oh, there we go. You should have taken the deal
You should have taken the deal!
If we're gonna win, we're gonna win with honor!
Hey, I'm all for it! Hey, leave no doubt!
Leave no doubt who the best is!
We know we're gonna win, we are confident! Leave no doubt!
Exactly, exactly.
Or we could do a 1v1 fight.
I got my money on you all day.
I say you extend that 100%.
No, well, I don't have any good knives. I'm honestly pretty mediocre. I have like a
We're missing two guys who missing not too sure
Tiggs and
Stank take some stank. Oh, yeah
Mr. T. Mr. Stank how about it boys? I
Mean I mean oh
Sorry, I'm not in either my bad
Who's who's not even looking me. Sorry. We were looking at the the thing
Right now
Right, you know what sucks about this hot that there's so many draws is that landmarks definitely not gonna be able to finish this
So just leave it seven so what we're gonna do is whenever someone goes up against Gen G
That the other team is just gonna kill themselves one of them
That's actually a sick idea. Yeah, all right. Let's do this thing. All right. Here we go. Here we go
Yeah, well there was a draw during Maymark's run, I think it depends on when the draw is.
Because I think we got our draw in the final, I think they got their draw in the preliminary,
which I think is different.
Yeah?
I think we come up with a solution after this, because in theory no one was on the OBJ,
but we had a kill.
So we should have been up on that round and win, but, you know, we didn't lay
that out before the tournament started, so it doesn't matter.
The problem is that I'm the host of the tournament, which although I do agree we probably like should win that based off like the thing
I like I like I can't I can't just be like oh, yeah, well, yeah, we won
Somebody else I could go I could go not I'm not caught us. Oh, here's a new rule guys new rule alert
Oh, Peter Reagan did not off. Unbelievable. Yeah, that's not work. Not work.
But I might grab another sling just a quick just one quick moment one quick moment
Do you have time right now?
No, because you're gonna get put on some random kid and then we're gonna have to restart and then it's gonna be
P restarts games that he wants to I'll say look at that
We're only 18. I'm gonna do 8k. I'm going 8k. I'm going 8k. We do. It's every 5x8 one that should penetrate the even the enforcer one.
I'm gonna be honest. I might just go 8k rest of the game. We do. We do. We do. We do. We do. I think we let Vibe dictate our choices.
All right here we go.
Okay, okay. Here we go. We're the best. Not the gun baby! Not the gun!
I
Will push you left hard left hard left
Once here I killed him through all
Shit there's team to have a
was lucky and not the gun baby not the gun
what are you right what I'm dead as well I lost it no I missed how did I not
kill him I was a perfect head shot I missed my shot only one to one we're
fine one to one we're good we're so good don't get overly confident we're
face and literally throughout here so
Mr. Bestly
okay, don't be copy
okay, we're good
here we go
they're holding
they're holding angles
I don't see anything
I heard one in mid
I
Drive my drop
Yeah, we're drawing out we draw it up
That was gonna happen now
Yes, so we're pushing no round it's still one one. What what wait one one. Okay? Okay? What what?
Yes, we got the tension another time
No one's pushing right, no one's pushing right.
Got one left.
We're trying to side.
He's on top of something in the back.
I should go for the counter flight.
Oh no!
Who's a bad man?
Jesus, fellas, well done.
Once again, the same thing happened again though.
Oh
Nice the whole thing back left
DG's
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
All right, all right, okay the long-awaited result from that round. I know you guys have been waiting
Oh my goodness, that was a dead master class.
GGs was the best thing that GGs was.
Let me go ahead and put the little point up and see.
All right.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I just had my 99th birthday and I can't hear shit now.
What?
The 99th birthday?
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you!
What a lovely day.
And many more on Channel 4.
I thought I would live to see the day as a win.
Next up is Snake Rat and Tiggs vs. Jitzy Landmark.
This will be easy.
Woo!
Here we go!
Good luck, boys!
Good luck!
Here we go.
Let me show up the thing.
Wait, hold up.
Let me do the spinny wheel.
Great fortune.
Thanks, dude.
Don't need you.
See you.
Oh, I see that lobby.
Sheesh!
Oh, look at that!
Sheesh!
Well...
Goddamn, I see that lobby.
It's Block again!
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, it's Block again!
We had never played airpins, apparently.
Hmm
My favorite Matt those tell that to the wheel pretty sure it's right. I'm pretty sure it's rigged. I don't know who rated it somebody dead
We might actually win this I'm not even took we might put the term it on and
Then win the tournament that we made
All right, here we go.
All right, Steak, Rod, and Tiggs vs. Genji and Landmog.
Here we go.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
You're back, back, you're ugly.
That's why you're poor, you're back on the floor.
You're back, you're back, you're what?
Oh, oh.
You're a psycho, let's drop out of there.
Mr. Trank, my boy, thank you so much, man.
Good, man.
Thank you, my boy.
What do you think, my boy?
The distance gets funnier each time,
because you see me, you see me out here, boss?
You see me out here, coach?
You see me in hot time here.
The not end of the gun, you see this?
When it's time to be alive, what a time to be alive.
Oh, this calls for celebration.
This, I'm gonna give another silly juice.
Actually, should I eat?
Yes.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back one moment.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Oh, right. Here we go, boys. Here we go. This is intense.
Who you got, babe? Who you got? Did you lay back already, face,
rat and tigs? No, that was Shroud. I was alive in a gimmick and Shroud in a pestilier they
faced. You're right, you're right. In which we're watching Leymark, this is Leymark right here.
This is Leymark, this is Jidgy. All right. This is the back, Leymark's at the front.
On the other team, we got tigs and stake rat. Mr. Hutch, be honest, did you
I don't want to dramatically prescribe super pills right before this tournament
because you were...
Don't answer that, don't answer that.
Don't answer that.
Maybe you're in a strong mood or what?
Uh, given from information from my lawyer, I speak to them
and when I answer any questions...
I see.
Okay, that's...
that's all the information.
Ooh!
And landmark killstake right there!
No, you didn't.
Oh, and we blame my captain!
The point, the point is over!
They went by every game.
Shit.
I even see that coming.
I even see it.
Woo.
Look at that last game.
That was sweaty, guys.
I could stall it down at me.
Actually, I've never sweated more in my dialyfe.
I did do that back then.
I wanted to win more than anything.
Woo.
No offense, Pastilli, but you're kind of a big deal.
And then you got shrouded on your team as well.
That's like fighting two fucking grits.
Oh, take out Jim G for the win one to one one to one three factories
When you guys had
That was I was scared I was scared
That age came that last shot I just guessed that we don't pass you know the last shot the clutch up that games
We had to rematch it. I actually completely get some that I had no idea if someone's gonna be there
I just shot right there because I was playing earlier and that's where people usually sat.
We got one one here.
Oh here we go, here we go.
That's Genji, that's Landmug.
Tiggs and Stake ran out of the blue team.
That's a good angle for Tiggs.
Incredible angle.
I think he's going to have Genji or Landmark sneaking up on his left.
get that blue guy over here oh let my teeth on teeth let my teeth on teeth it's your
steak right over here it's your steak right at this freaking guy here we go you got all
Oh lord. He got GG flaked.
Baby, I don't know.
GG landmark flaked.
Oh, oh, secret's close to the kill.
Oh, he's catching the attack.
What's the draw?
It's a true on the point.
What's the, on the point?
Why should he just continue?
Yeah, agreed.
I'm sure, yeah, I don't know why I would draw
and drop the point.
Send the DM.
I'll do it now.
Here we go boys, here we go!
Genji and Landmark in the red!
Genji's dead right in the blue!
Stink playing extra aggressive here, he just got lucky.
The blue member, over the stick on the left.
They're setting up for point. Landmark's even setting up for point here.
You guys know you can hit after you go into free cam. Yeah, yeah
Thank rat sneaking you're welcome. You're welcome
Jimmy's about to have an angle on one of these guys right now
Did you go to the killer?
Think I was a G
I think we don't know
Last round no matter what it's either a tire it's take rest team wins
We wait oh, yeah, so wait some blue team has to win one more and they win or red team wins one way to draw boys
Here we go. Here we go
Oh
Things goes down
There's my kills kids. We got a steak red. He's only one left. He's only one left here
Did you remember push it up?
Steak rest to something sneaky single to something super sneaky. Oh, thank you. Just go for the capture
Oh, it's the killer. Oh, no, that was it. My secret is a bunch. Oh
Snake rat and tigs with their first point in the tournament against landmark in Genji
That was clutch. That was a clutch right there. Wow. Wow. Oh
That's why you're poor, you spackle me to one person.
You're nuts!
I mean, he's, he jacks his meat and pushes it 24-7, but he's not, he's happy.
Holy shit!
Are we doing another one?
And you won?
You won.
Hey!
To me!
Oh my god.
How does that thing go to the steak rat and digs?
The current scores are, Merpita hikes two points, everyone else one.
I know they sound like I was insulting you.
I just looked over.
I'm now finding this question.
Everyone else is one point.
It wasn't a joke.
I'll just read this question.
All right, next match is peanut and hunch.
None of the guts versus Genji and landmark.
So you can draw while you're capturing the flag.
Yeah, we were talking about that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's tough.
That's a decision.
We were already talking about it. We got pestilies sending texts. Yeah, that's really stupid. Yeah, that's interesting
Are we spending the wheel boys here? We go we are playing
Please God just be a bit one dot one amp in
We're going back to the quater
First we treat those feet like
Mr. Busty burglar, you're in the game, you're dragging it there.
Sorry, sorry, don't problem, don't problem, don't problem.
Well, we're going now, okay, quick.
Actually, Mr. Lamar, this works out great for you, because you have to leave early.
I believe this is your last match, unless you're tied with the winner for a final match.
Okay.
We're missing more, oh wait, hold on,
we're missing two gang members, two gang members.
I'm not close to you, I'm, oh.
I thought, wait, I thought Koshy was in here.
Wait, is Koshy in here?
Yeah, Koshy came in saying we're gonna lose.
Koshy was definitely in here.
Hmm, hmm.
We'll stop playing that loud ass intro.
Wait, this one?
You're back, back under only,
That's why you're poor, you fat-on-be-poor person!
You're fat, you're poor, you fat-on-be-poor person!
WHAT!?
This strut is actually a real thing. I'm-I'm…
Welp, we gotta go back to the lobby, so…
YOU'RE FAT, YOU're FAT-ON-BE-PORK-Person!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POR, YOU FAT-ON-BE-PORK-Person!
YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE PORK-Person!
WHAT!?
Oh, never mind. It's time to start the game.
You said it wasn't a real thing, but I-
YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE FAT-ON-BE-PORK-Person!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POR, YOU FAT-ON-BE-PORK-Person!
I did not have the guy versus Genji and Landmark.
I'm moving up.
Yeah, yeah, moving, moving, moving.
Locked in.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go.
It's our seal of deal.
We win this one.
There's honestly a decent chance we win the whole thing.
Yep.
Locked in.
All right.
We know what they're doing.
They're playing OBJ.
Genji's sitting close to OBJ.
Second it pops. Yeah, so don't be afraid to let the round develop and then get the free kill on Genji
I see I see is gonna be there as well. I'm gonna try to angle the
OBJ every round. I'm gonna. Yep. Oh, we went to the wrong map. Wait, I'm gonna ask if that's okay
Fuck wait fuck. No, you know what? I'll see I'd rather do it. Yeah, we gotta back up. Hey guys. I picked the wrong map
We're back it out
Sorry gang, sorry.
Hey guys! Hey everybody! I picked the wrong map!
We're back it out!
Bum-Bum! Bum-Bee!
It could have happened to anybody!
Everybody makes mistakes! Everyone has those days!
Well guys, we gotta go back to the lobby!
You're back! You're back!
You're back to your lobby!
That's why you're a poor, fat, ugly, poor person!
You're back to your lobby!
Alright I'm quitting.
How do I quit?
I think she's going to take a while at last time.
Finish cork bitch.
What are we doing?
We're quitting.
Alright.
Here we go.
All right, I'll see you I'm not gonna lie to you. I was gonna let that run
But I would definitely better on a claim a hundred percent percent. Yeah, come up
Yeah, I think it's just I think it's smarter too as well
We're back in
Here the transition are too quiet. Oh, I'll turn it up. I'll turn them up. I got you. I got you
It's actually works out perfectly because we still have 20 minutes to seven which is when Landmark's gonna leave and this is his last match
I believe it set up
Gorgeous this has been honestly so much fun. I know I could
Catastrophic failure
No, bro. You this has been sick. It's everybody's joining in the lobbies aren't taking forever
This is very nice. It's nice. It's nice. I
Will be missing. Oh, I don't know if they quit yet. The only people are missing in GD Landmark
You want to check on him?
Hey, gang!
Hey.
What are you doing in the next lobby every year?
Oh, I don't refresh.
Is it the hard cock lobby?
No, it's not the hard cock lobby.
I don't refresh.
By the way, I've been testing this
for like three or four days now.
There has never been any lobbies,
basically, in Tarkovarita.
So all those Tarkovarita lobbies
are just named just for us, by the way.
yep oh yeah yeah all right good luck good luck all right here we go boys here
we go all right quater yeah we're not a quater okay good okay all right not the
guy baby not the guy let's go man let's go hmm I just logged in are you see
saving Jinji of course anything I'm winning watch this watch this look how
I do it, watch out, before every kill, I'll go,
that's where the other scenes are pulled up, go like that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, one dead, one dead.
Where's the other one?
Boom, boom, boom, other one dead, we won, we won.
Guys, I'm getting this tournament.
I'm taking that prize, I'm taking that prize.
Big day, it's a big, Jesus, thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, well, best of luck in the game.
You're fat, fat and ugly.
That's why you're a poor, you're fat and ugly.
You're a person, you're fat and ugly.
It's live.
Here we go.
I never had a billion years when I think
we either have a chance at winning this.
What the hell?
You look like real pieces of shit here this time.
If I put on a tournament and then I win the tournament,
that's gonna be just like so fast.
It's all right guys.
Remember, in Rust, our base got blown up in Nuke.
Actually, I put on the one server
And we got new twice!
Okay, so this is not how it's usually gone.
Let's win, let's win, let's win.
Let's go, okay.
I GG landmine.
OBJ, OBJ.
Remember the OG, OBJ.
OBJ, I got aggro, I'm gonna go aggro left side here.
I'm gonna go right, I'm gonna go right.
You want to let one of them?
You got a landmark?
Is this a city?
Oh baby, oh baby.
Where are you?
Back.
Back in our spawn zone.
He's on the left.
I hear a GNG left side.
Got him.
He's dead.
Very good.
Yeah
Hey, baby, right
I don't know though, I don't hear anything
I hear one right, 100%
Everyone's alive, I'm gonna go for it
Is that you coming up behind me?
Yeah
We're not from it
like uh...
lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
lucky
one's upside the shirt, I don't know the other one is
yeah, one's left side
what?
I'm down. Jesus in the back left.
Oh no, oh no.
Fuck him! Fuck him!
I'm gonna be so mad at us!
Fuck it!
Watch the back left, I'm healing.
Fuck him.
I'm dead left side.
landmark left side hit twice red thorax okay
he was under my side he couldn't even see him I could even see him landmark is
just holding right hands and just not moving so he's holding the right hand
Don't give it to him. Okay. Okay. Okay. One to one one to one right here. What do one?
I'm back to the left.
You see him?
Nope.
One left side.
Back right.
We're back left.
Sorry.
I'm healing.
back right or back left sorry I'm healing draw it again draw it again yeah
I wonder why he's got me do he's gonna be good you know I wish we could extend
the time everybody's just kind of holding yeah I don't know is there
Any way to change the times, there's no timer.
Hmm, three, one.
Well, that guy's bad at counting.
Ha ha ha ha.
Um, hmm, do we, uh, hmm.
You should have one TVH.
Oh, oh, really?
Oh, then let's just give it to them.
Wait, you sure?
It went two rounds?
No, they only won one round.
They won run run boys.
You're back!
You're back to your own league!
That's why you're poor!
You thought of me for a present!
You're back to your own league!
Why?!
Hey guys, it was one to one.
They won three.
Okay, don't let that guy host any tournaments.
Hey guys, that guy might be fine.
It was one to one guys, it was one to one.
We each won one round.
Hey gang, since we each won one round,
we're gonna do a quick redo.
I know you gotta go shoot Miss Landmark,
So we're going to try and push a little hard.
You guys push a little hard of you out.
Yeah.
I sounds good to see you there, boys.
We did.
We went about the wheel.
Let me whip out the wheel.
Here we go.
And the map is you.
Yeah, to the armpit, armpit, armpit, armpit, armpit.
Oh, we're dead.
It's over.
Yeah, block.
That's like their map punch.
That's like their map.
Yeah, DJs.
Yeah, OK.
OK, well, OK.
It's over.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
All right, hop back in, boys. We got another tie. Sorry, everybody.
Hop back in, boys. Hop back in.
All right, let me get you hop over here.
gonna sit they're gonna sit in the back of the map landmarks gonna either hold
height or hold the left side just gonna sit on that car the moment the OBJ pops
did you walk and landmark will hold her right hand somehow protecting her yeah
yeah I've seen how they play on this map I say I see one of us gets that side
it's not the upside it's the wall side and one of us sits behind that and
maybe creeps across or holds the backside the only problem with that
is if they swing with a pre-fire you're probably losing. Yeah, but they haven't done that. In all the
games we've seen them play this map, they have not done that once. I might push up to our car
and just hold down. I'll play right side and hopefully win. Okay, okay. Here we go. All right,
here we go. All right. Re-match not in the gut versus Gen Z and landmine. Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Come on. Here we go. Here we go.
Block is so dumb, horribly designed. Yeah, I don't really like this map either. I don't have a good feeling.
This is especially because this is the map they've been playing.
It's so close, bro. It's so close.
What are you still on the HK's you think?
I am. I'm not changing anything. This is definitely where I'm most comfortable.
Could you get away with the SR2M here 100% but if he's holding that long angle in the back, you're gonna want an HK
100% 100% 100% okay. We should get a sniper maybe like
Fucking G28 the G28
You're gonna peak landmark with a G28 which means you're gonna hold that angle or you're gonna have ergo fucking you while you try and
ADS them. Oh, you're right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go
I'm fine as well. I mean if you wanted to trade and for it
No, no, I'm gonna do this. I'm not gonna do that. I had this again this
Fuck it we both fuck it we ball
Timers your spawn bosses that'd be cool. That'd be cool
Changed the timer so it's just that's how it goes. They could the same thing
It's is is that it literally happened to us and it was in our favor through the last match
You know no, and we we just had to restart it. I'm not getting boys locked in
Like it
I'm going for that shit. I'm gonna go for the blue van
I said we're going for the boxes next to move in
I
Got one you're dead oh behind the yellow bunch
Lock it in boys lock it at
I'm gonna go for their their run across here. I'm gonna go for a really big
They're holding it
one
I knew it's just the worst timing in the world for me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I just made a big mistake.
I just, oh my goodness.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was not paying attention.
Nothing.
I was just fucking around.
Lock it.
Fuck you.
Listen, you're going to have a big opportunity.
They're going to hold me when I get across.
They're going to try and kill me.
OK?
I'm going to beat this car and try to shoot him out of the rim.
They're holding it.
You got it?
Did you get it?
Left mark, right side.
You got it?
I'm getting them.
Got him, he's dead.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
How you like that? How you like that?
One more, one more, baby. One more.
Here we go, one more, one more, one more. Here we go.
I'm taking car early you want to hold them there cross
I'm inside I'm inside did you get a crazy shot of me
I
That's right lock in
Don't let him kill me. Yeah, I'm gonna pick it. You might be pretty expecting it this time. So I still do it
It's up to you
Hey get the time
I'm inside. Good luck. Yeah, this.
Yeah. Genji. Genji won that game. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, and T, man. Oh, and T.
The knot that got the first our first our first loss honestly we still
chance we win this tournament they're still very good jack we're the only
team with two points other than landmarks team and that was very much
So we're back!
You're back!
They just, they've tied us.
They've already lost two games.
We have another opportunity to get a point and win the whole thing.
I think we win our last game.
We seal the deal. We win the tournament.
Exactly. We just can't lose our next one.
Oh.
GGs boys!
GGs!
Alright, the winner of that one
Genji and landmine next up is either three more games next up is shroud and pasty versus gimmick
What was you fucking snort before you started playing today
Fucking kryptonite, okay, cuz she modded me twice
I'll find it boy. You saw if you I know I showed I don't guys that was on me that was on me
I'm not even lying to you. That round was on me guys. I lost that so hot. I lost that so hot. That was on me.
I was I've been killing it. There's whole tournament except for that match. Oh my god.
I told you that block map. I knew it was gonna be I was gonna be a curse. It was gonna be a curse. It was gonna be good for me.
There's some there's some fucking names.
I'm spitting the wheel of death.
When we first started playing.
How did you know?
Now there's like 20.
WHAT? YOU MOTHERFUCKER THAT CUTEBALL!
We got the block again.
We can all have a gentlemen and ladies agreement.
Fuck the block and go anywhere else.
Why is it going to block?
Can you just take it out of the thing?
That's what we're doing.
I mean it's up to you.
If you like the block, speak now or forever.
Never hold your penis.
I don't mind it, but I don't care if you want to take it out.
Stop gimmick, you hate it.
All right, we can't take it out.
We can't take it out.
No, I said I don't.
No, yeah, I hate it.
All right, I'm taking the block out.
I'm taking the block out and resplitting.
Nobody likes a block.
Decision for not getting TK'd next time I play with you.
Oh my god.
I think you're holding a bit of that one.
Black male, black male.
What do you mean?
my god the big maps are the ones that are okay it's sweet but it's actually
it's like actually a real map so there's map knowledge I'm telling you guys
this wheel is broken this wheel is broken this wheel is broken and we got a
quater again guys
Oh, that's the big one, isn't it?
That's the big one.
Vote to take out Equator.
Actually, I disagree with that vote.
I kind of like Equator.
I'm in.
I like Equator, that's like our best bet.
Well, Pina likes it, so it stays.
Fuck you guys, fuck you guys.
We'll give it to Equator in.
Actually, hold on.
Does everybody want to Equator out?
All right, we'll take Equator out.
I like Equator.
All right, we'll take Equator.
I like the crater.
I like the pit zero.
Thank you, Mr. Schnauer.
Thank you.
It's a great map.
You're a good man, Mr. Schnauer.
I just played it.
We haven't even played Airplane Man,
and we've played Factory One.
Well, you could make whatever the finale is
to play a map that we haven't played.
You know what I do?
I have Airpit and Factory in there twice.
I'm going to take a cleaner out of there,
since it's only in there once.
Boom.
Look at that.
There it is.
You want me to spin again?
It's a useful compromise.
Yeah, do one more spin.
One more spin?
Yeah, let's do one more.
One more spin.
Here we go.
Out the air, Pind!
Let's go!
Woo!
All right, boys.
I think this is.
Yeah.
All right, here we go, boys.
It's gimmick and fireman versus shrouded bestie.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Let's do it.
You might want to drag him, P.
Oh, yep, I bought it, I bought it, I got it.
If you could, please, thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Is the market light to you?
Listen, Vibe is a demon, and gimmick has his moments.
Well, I just found Patsy, I'm taking this.
There's no way, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way.
There's no way.
Not Patsy, I'm taking this 100%, 100%.
You're back!
I was like, the fuck?
I was gonna do the same boys, but we're talking about Stroud and Petsley boys.
Oh, gosh.
We landmarked.
You have to leave like right right now or no.
Yeah, or in like the next minute or so.
Okay, well, just just let you know if you have any questions or if you have any
questions or if you have any questions or if you have any questions or if you
have any questions or if you have any questions or if you have any questions
minute or so. Okay, well, just just let you know if that was your last round.
But if JJ somehow goes to the finals, then we're just we're going to kill off
one of the opponents. How would that happen? If we don't have another game,
and you guys, everyone, you got to win your next one. We have to win.
If we win our next one, I think we win the tournament. If we don't,
and I think there's like a three way tie, which is not something I've
plan for. Three way. Whatever you're into, Mr. Landmark, whatever you're into. But that's
the plan. But obviously, if Gigi does go into a final match, we'll kill off one of the opponents.
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. No, it's okay. No, no, we're doing it. We're not
doing it to me once yet. We're going to alternate. They're going to kill each other
What? What's the route?
Uh, and no, not arguing with you, Bob.
But if there's anyone who will be fine,
I think you and G will be good.
Yeah, I think she'll be fine.
Well, we'll figure it out when it comes back.
That's insane.
Wait, wait, wait.
We want to give it right now, boys.
This is giving environment.
This is giving environment on rounds.
There's especially ends round on blue.
Let's go find, let's go find Pestine's route.
Yo, why haven't we been playing this map?
This map is sick.
Where's Pesley's rat? Where's Pesley's rat at?
Yeah, this is a...
Where are they?
What are you there?
Are the gimmick and firemen just hanging back?
Ooh!
Oh, boosted! The objective! Boosted! The objective!
Oh, and they're gonna do it! Oh my god!
Ohhhh...
They've...
They're the draw shit.
They just got robbed.
Oh my god.
Oh, I need to pass.
I need to pass.
Like, shrouded personally, coming hot out of the game.
You can find me going under.
Here it goes down, here it goes down.
Pest me, just kill gimmick.
Vibing vs. Bestie with Vibing vs. Bestie man!
Where's Bestie? Get some of him!
Okay, I was saying something. When I see Gimmick get shot,
the only person that gets shot at it truly looks like what the fuck is going on.
He just voted it!
He's going, what just happened to me?
Alright, here we go. We're watching Bestie with watching Bestie bestie on the blue team.
Wait, what's this going down to a passenger on both grounds?
One zero one zero yeah, one zero one zero.
It was the dry area, one zero.
The passenger's not at the one point, jigs.
No, it's easy to do this. I mean, five minutes in a cab.
Two on points.
Oh! Dude, I just went off of him.
Pessley went down the cabin with his watch.
So it's at the wrong moment. It's at the wrong moment.
Oh shit. That was nasty.
Oh, he killed him!
I didn't know he killed gimmick right there. Oh my goodness, Roger. D-Bit!
Drive for the spot! Drive for the spot! Here we go!
He cracked his. Going at it.
Rod's skill versus Tarkov's skill right here.
Oh my God! The literal match!
Man of second hand!
No, it's literally the last nanosecond in the round right there.
Oh my goodness.
That was close.
It's 2-0, right?
It's 2-0, 2-0, 2-0.
It's 2-0.
Petsly John get one more point, boys.
They clenched the match. They clenched the match.
The blue team gets one more point. It's over.
Oh, Patsy, look out! Give it to me, give it to me, Patsy! Oh my God!
I
Trust a load trust alone. Oh
Genius well, I hate it, but it was
I
Shoot every box inside box ball ground inside. It's about the end of the draw again
Ashley just killed the shroud
It's okay, I get to draw right
two to one it's your one you draw draw draw oh my goodness oh
oh I'm gonna go tell him I shot.
Nice shot Fedsley.
Dropped exactly where that guy was.
I'll get it I'll get it I'll get it.
Alright it's a rematch boys it's a rematch gear up.
Points.
I had to draw.
I had to draw to draw.
three minutes, three minutes.
No, wait, they're in high spirits.
They're in high spirits.
They're not in the business.
Two to one.
You guys, basically, same thing that happened
whenever we faced them.
It's a wipe.
The rules of the game is you get three points to win,
and nobody gets three points.
You do it again.
Also, Bestilli, oh.
Oh, well, there he goes.
Oh, there he is.
Bestilli, Bestilli TK Trout, right under there.
I saw that.
I'm spinning the wheel. Here we go. Here's the map we're playing
It's it's we're back to cleaner
They're dancing
All right, here we go
Tony to hung
If somebody comes into my chat and tells me that jasmine has a water allergy, I'm literally banning them, okay
You've got to be not
Who we machine suit with the password at
Yeah, here just come far. It's okay. I'm in come no come find 72. Okay. Oh, thanks 72 come finds
You go all right. Okay. All right rematch five minute gimmick versus shrouded pass Lee. Here we go
here we go boys here we go is your prize money oh yeah a ton of it it is my
personal Amazon Prime with subscription it is a great order it is a great honor
that everyone here is fighting tooth and nail big day big day for all of us big
day for all of us big day for all of us that's right that's right big day for
Big deep frowl of us.
Hey peanut.
Could you look at your DM please?
I got ya.
There we go, alright. There you are, Mr. Indy. There you are, Mr. Indy. Alright. Good, good,
good. Startin' locked doors on typing, dammit ass. I have to think. I have to think.
The price for any tar-gon tourney should be a job application.
Fantastic.
What a sweet treat.
I personally like the Amazon Prime some a little more.
Much more sought after.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go.
Honestly, guys, I still got pasty in trial on this one.
If pasty didn't shoot that, did he get it right there?
i doubt that
easy rock
shred was looking sloppy though
he was looking sloppy
oh ok well
he watched
oh that's great
oh yeah i'm bugged too
hit f hit f hit f
oh
oh he's giving to snipe
alright that's vibrant in the red
that's vibrant in the red
give it a go
I
Just want me to write their boys
I even see the second guy. I love the other guy was across the map
I missed the bus fight
Right here right here
I don't know who this is, it's either Pesley or Sharad right here on the left.
Yo, are you seeing me?
You two right next to each other, you saw that?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh my...
Vibin gets Pesley, Vibin gets Pesley!
Pesley down!
Sharad wins these, surely, no?
100%, 100%!
Sharad's creeping up in the middle.
Here we go.
Oh, he doesn't see, he doesn't see the guy who's right though, that's giving him his right!
five seconds it's time drop oh my goodness oh my goodness
he's living though yeah all right well uh wait only vibrancy that's one point
yeah one zero one zero one zero vibrancy we got one point shrouded back
There's no boys
You gotta fix this process the next time we do internment boys
Well who decided to give 20 seconds the whole round
ridiculous
I mean give me coming out of the gate. Oh
He was just trying to hold in the middle. I said he did especially did specially
Watch the fireman right now, watch the fireman.
Oh!
Ooh! A fireman inspanning multiple passions!
Oh firemen gonna double kill!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Holy crap.
Wait, it's one one now, right?
No. Two zero once again.
Ooh.
Two zero boys, two zero!
Vibe and gimmick have two past sleep shot at zero
They'll hold their angles they'll hold their anger
One of the blue members push around oh
Vibe went down to gimmick versus stroud and pastly if he pulls us off
I'll whip up my I'll whip up my cock live on stream giving one be doing shroud and personally live
Are you seeing this? Look at him look at this sweat dripping off his face?
Yeah, that would have been a sight to see that would have been a sight to see right there
I was about to say the disrespect to jump
Shouts like the corners a good play
I did two one two one by the give a good board says one to one. Well, that's because it was the preliminary round
Right nicely and strong coming out you can vibe and move it right again
To be one for the game
And Vybin and gimmick clumps the match point goes to Vybin and gimmick.
Wow, wow, wow.
Incredible, incredible.
You're a fat, fat and ugly.
That's why you're poor, you fat and ugly poor person.
What?
They're gimmicks and gamers, gimmicks and gamers.
You take them all back down.
He's going, Vybin, what?
Vybin, you are a machine.
I was just I was just giving him water giving him back rubs
But you got shown on the second to last round I saw that you would you bring it out there?
That was a nice shot. Yeah, thank you sir. Thank you sir. I put the point. We put the point in here. We go
One that I thought we were had to redo it you want to be right
The banana hammock. Oh we won. All right. I was drinking margarita. Sorry. That's right. I'm doing my part
All right
I was giving him compliment
Making sure he was well fed
Wait, I'm looking for a good scene
I was gonna see who's next game is
Okay, so basically hold up wait. It's peanut and hot versus gimmick and vibrant
Yeah, okay, that's the next thing you have Peter the Hunters giving vibe. Here we go. Here we go
Look how many look how many lobbies are up look how many lobbies are
I'm spinning the wheel on screen. Oh wait, what's your bad words? Cuz I even look
This is not bad words. Just just mean just mean mean guys and some compliments
All right, here we go. All right, here we go spinning the wheel for the map.
And oh, thank God. It's amperage amperage amperage. Okay. It's amperage. It's here. All right. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Locked in. Locked in. Locked in. Locked in.
I'm going to get just a light taste for BP. I'll be right back. Very light. Very, very cheap.
Are you guys in in the lobby?
I'm in the lobby, yeah.
I'm a team, like, just to be, be, be right back, boys,
be right back.
Yeah, I'm gonna use the restroom.
I
Here we go here we go I
Haven't heard I haven't heard why I think we're missing one guy
Mission
Uh
No, no, they're not glad lay marks out they marks out
Not the gut boys stop the guts win the same win the same
Who has to win it for me to play another game
I think I think I think I think I think whoever wins this match actually wins the whole tournament. I think the last
You guys are ignoring the fact that we went to a draw on air pit because of my contributions
All right
I held the line
the line you guys the case do we want to do a best of three but they'll do well
that's what like three games or no just one two takes it takes it
uh well let me just see what should happen we're okay so this match is
deciding who's first place um and then second place
uh is going to be tied amongst three people
And the last match decides who that is.
Basically, this match decides the winner and
next match decides the absolute not winner, the last guy.
Basically, that's what these last two matches are.
The winner and the last of the leaderboard is what these last two matches are.
Should we have the last go from now and then let's go after?
That's a great idea.
Okay, let's do that.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Then, uh, then this match, that's good thinking. That's good thinking.
This match is shroud and pestle versus steak rat and tigs.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, bitch. Busted.
Bitch. Busted.
Whee.
Sounds like peanut and cheating.
I'm close. I am. Of course.
Easter Kentucky on top, bro. Lovel's a bunch of frauds.
Let's do the relation first.
and he's drinking duckie on top
here we go boys
here we go
Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
You're a fat, fat and you're only, that's why you're poor.
You're not a new person.
What?
Why did they bug me? I know you never told us.
You said you had to leave in seven. You had to get some stuff.
I don't have to play. That means I can leave if I have to.
Yeah, you want to leave us party going on I want to collect a con got
Pokemans and now my friends are coming over we're gonna rip Pokemans and eat
pizza oh my god yeah I'm so much fun you guys could do that rip Pokemon card
packs pour gasoline all over your house and smoke a cigarette
Your choice, your choice in the game, of course, in my
game, in my grab, that's machine body game right there.
By the way, we're playing machine body tonight.
I did that's, I want that game itself.
No, you don't like machine body?
Oh, okay, we're talking about that.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Bye-bye, what's up, man?
Mm, mm.
Sounds like a wonderful day.
Bye-bye, Disney day.
See you, Disney, have a good one.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
All right boys this best besides last please right here whoever loses gets absolute last
You got a pull you might need to move shroud P. Oh, oh
that way
The trauma be a K because I see how to drag him to his spot
He'd actually he didn't actually join his spot voluntarily. I dragged him myself. Oh
Well, oh he definitely is
We just wait oh wait, what do we do?
See if pass pulls out this win
He just realized holy fuck
Had a book man a book
Watch the best you boys watch the best thing
It's what you the DVL what oh there is gonna cap it
Yeah, we got it.
We especially come to the point, one point for best new trod, boys.
I just realized,
Trad was AFK.
The game automatically picked this LMG for him.
Oh my god.
Oh, dear.
Adam?
Adam, bud?
I don't know if he knows if you can't shoot him yet.
You can't show him?
Adam, good boy.
Adam, good.
Oh blue team's trying to do the same thing.
Oh!
Trying to get one!
Trying to get two!
Oh!
Ow!
Oh!
Two points!
Two points for Mr. Shard and Mr. Patsley!
All right.
Two to one.
Two.
I just do zero.
Oh, two to zero.
Two to zero.
It's two zero.
Dude, that was a DVM, kid!
What is that guy doing using a DVM?
Last game. Fuck it.
Oh, goodness, this statement takes it up!
Uh-oh.
Two to one! Two to one! Two to one!
Ashley, shroud up!
Everybody has a single kill.
I
Can't see back
This person's rather person's round mr. Teague mr. Stake man coming in coming in hot on the bottom
He's actually went opposite they both surrounding pension went up to the top
Oh
Secure it not last place
This round doesn't matter.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
OK, so now we obviously have the championship coming up, boys.
I think we have a decision to make, if we would like.
What?
We can either one, leave it to chance and let the wheel spin,
or two, each team ban one map, and the third is what we play on.
I'm not that.
I think, you know, championship is something a little different.
We're up against gimmick invited, right?
Yep.
We're all in here.
Oh, that's easy.
As long as we take out gimmick the big man, we then we just go kill my
The special it they call me the specialist specialist
All right, okay, all right
That was crazy
Is that it for us?
Me and Pusilio?
That's it.
Yeah, there's only one match.
Is that it for everyone?
Who won?
Nobody's won yet, but the last match.
Oh, okay, okay.
Let's see it.
I will say, Mr. Straub, you had gone when I announced this.
So that, there was two matches left.
One match would decide the winner
and one match would decide who is in last place.
And that's, we decided to do your match first.
Okay, so we are not last.
That is correct.
You had tied, you had tied with everyone else.
with everybody. We love that.
We love that. Good. Good. This match decides the winner.
Alright, Pita and Hans versus gimmick environment. Hop on it boys.
Final match.
We do the map bans as we do the wheel.
I'm never map bans. That's good with me.
Okay.
This is not true. Which match we ban?
That's the map that they just played on we didn't play yet we banned that motherfucker
right off the radio.
We banned yeah 100% 100% 100% yeah because I'm good on I'm good on Factory and Equator.
Equator is probably my one I played most and then Factory I'm quite a bit less not.
What do we do Vibe and what do we do what do we ban Factory or Equator.
We haven't played Factory.
Factory.
Yeah.
All right Equator it is well there's two maps there's two maps still Equator
And dog shit back.
The block is not even in this block.
Is not even in this.
Yeah, I thought that would be.
The quitter it is.
Our quitter is was hop on it boys.
Last match.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Last match boys.
Gimmick and Byman versus not and the God.
Just decides the winner right here boys.
Right here.
Right here right now.
Oh, Mr.
I'm sorry, I got you.
You give us up there.
Alrighty, ready for the plan?
Yep, tell me the plan.
Tell me the plan.
We're late, Arby.
We got trade vibing.
Leave it to 1v1.
Whoever has to 1v1 gimmick, I have faith in either one of us.
That's the plan.
We play off of our shoulders, right?
Right? You either on me or me near you no matter what we're together.
One takes the fight with Vibe and the other one trades that kill.
And one V1 gimmick.
Yep got it.
So we play.
Here we go.
You see it each other's heads we kill Vibe and one V1 gimmick.
Easy peasy.
There it is.
What about what about BJ?
What about BJ?
I will.
We'll play it by ear. You just make the calls.
Okay.
Oh, Mr. Frosty, cool.
You make the call.
Oh, good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, Bob. What do you need, Bob? What?
Yeah, under S.M.Gimmick.
Yeah, honestly, I think we are little under S.M.Gimmick,
but I would say that our selection of who is better
between Gimmick and Vibein is 150% accurate.
It's not underestimating.
We're talking about Vibein, who's one of the best in Gimmick,
who's very good, but just not Vibein level.
Mm-hmm.
It's your strategy, it's your good strategy.
I'm walking towards the next one.
Welcome the fighter!
Lock him.
We got one, we got one.
Hey, hey, hey!
Not too much.
They went left, they went left.
Huh?
I'm jump.
Not the gun, baby, not the gun!
Come on, pink.
Hell yeah, too easy, too easy.
Lucky it was lucky though.
Both left, both left.
One on my side.
No, no, no, there's no one on my side.
I said both are left.
Huh?
I
See you to the caption point keep moving keep moving
One's right gimmick gimmick back
I
Love to think what's left? What's up to sir?
Nice, it's just giving it's just giving it's just giving
We go on you love
Adapt him. He's hurt. He's hurt. He's hurt. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm good
We actually did!
Oh
Do we see
I'm going in
I think someone did get the memo right there.
How much shit are you going to talk, lads?
More than your mother knows!
Get that knife out, big dog!
We've got to get back to each other.
Get that knife out!
Come on, come on, hell with us!
Let him cook boys, let him cook boys, let him cook, let him cook, let him cook!
Come on, baby.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I think I was about to die.
I'm about to die.
Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
Do me two, do me two.
Do me two knife battle.
I'm going to go up there.
Do me two knife battle.
No offense.
Hey, how much do I have?
How much do I have?
Okay, I got it.
Wait.
Okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh
Oh my goodness, oh that's see I connected all I've been so delicious
This is not an incident.
Let's go, man.
Come on.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, we won the tournament.
We won the tournament.
God, dude, hot.
Not in a million years would I think we would win this tournament.
Not in a million years.
Oh, my goodness.
They didn't know the strength of the not in the gut.
The not in the gut, baby.
The not in the gut.
You're a fat, fat, and you're ugly.
That is why you're poor.
You fat, ugly, poor person.
You're fat.
I
Everybody
Thank you so much for coming and playing I know I kind of look like an asshole because I said it up and then I won but I
said something like oh sometimes
Don't worry it was rigged I paid them all to let me win I just wanted you guys every all the viewers know that
What's easy guys? Thanks for joining up. This is a fucking blast. He's a fucking blast
have a good one guys. Have a
good one. See you guys. See you
guys. Also, for whoever's still
here, a big shout out to B. S. G.
for giving us drops and for
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Big shout out. Big shout out.
The key to his wife is not a
hooker. Only today. Only today.
You're funny is actually saw tweet that he was gonna watch this. I bet he's watching right now
All right, okay, um, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna head on back. I don't know. I mean I'm gonna go back to mice
My room if you if anybody wants to play with me feel free to hop in
GG's thank you guys
I can't make out a great night shroud good to see yeah, thank if you're in here fuck you for taking my name and killing people with it
I'm sorry later guys. Thank y'all again later. Peace
Jesus, God Jesus take
Wow wow wow wow oh
Wow, what up, I press you to pee
What am I doing the rest of the day first I'm pressing a notch win on this bad boy
Look at that! Look at that! Look at that! Look at that!
Well, you know, I should have had you when you were on that point.
I don't know why I shot and I let go of the trigger.
I thought that Vi was still alive. Oh, I'll be having nightmares about that.
Well, to be fair, I killed you guys within like one second of your time, so he was still alive.
Well, you were still turning on me. You had just killed Vi-bin.
I have thought that that he was still alive. I don't know
I'll take second place all right, I'll take second place rowing your own tournament just to win it is kind of fucking hell
Yeah
Weird you more these bad boys. I'm doing what next time. I'm doing what next time we might more
They saw it we might even more
Disgusting I guess I had to give myself the Amazon Prime job. I'm a lucky boy
That was really fun. I'm actually so glad that all those guys joined that was actually really fun
Yeah, that's a whole thing
Yeah, three hours ago, and I haven't yet because I just watched the whole thing. Oh, yeah, there was not like a giant cash prize
So it wasn't like it wasn't like stress. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, I wasn't sweating. Yeah, dude
I don't really like the cash prizes. It's stupid. Yeah
Next time I do a tournament though, I will do something cool like that like
Again, don't fucking shit on me. But the way marathon did their tournament where it was like a super cool custom jacket. That's cool. Yeah
That's cool. Yeah
Larseny jacket a calculator Larseny jacket. Yeah, that yeah, like a custom custom. Hashtag. I'm thinking what you think you think you think
I'm gonna do like a custom custom made something as the prize. That'd be cool. That would be cool
Unless of course, there's a North Korean
Participant and it can't be made out of leather, of course
Thank you for my you can say yes. I'm one of my bugger days remind me that
And let me turn this off. All right, so what are we doing? It's what's having a 740
Yeah, you told me I mean you're doing your own thing or you're getting on Tarkov to a party games
Let's grab closey. He's right there. He said he was going to join anyways. Closey hop on in my boy. How about this we four man?
A little bit of talky. It's early in the night. Not as young at the night is young. It's Saturday light outside
It's a lot of time. We play some talky and then maybe a right 10 p.m. CT. We hop on party games the rest of the night
You're the month you don't know love it
No, no, no, no, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good
Let us finish the drops.
We did the drop shot finish.
I got all done.
You are in 30 minutes.
Yeah, it's our 30 minutes.
Two hours, 30 minutes.
So you weren't watching the whole thing, huh?
Are you?
This guy, the jet.
Yeah, buddy.
Oh, you weren't watching the whole thing, huh?
You weren't watching the whole thing?
Oh, let me just go ahead and switch the category.
And you can't just win streamers this time because he's a specific
About oh wait should I not oh the drops are they the same drops just expanded to arena
I don't know as I was told I'm actually like check on it because I don't really do drops
But as the developer of VFC told me they were custom
I'm talking about seasonal drops just for us 10 that were in the tournament.
That's what they told me.
I don't know what they are.
I don't know what's going on.
That's what they said a lot.
Nice.
That's great.
They're saying there were six different drops.
I'm getting word that they were arena drops.
They were arena drops.
But it was like you can transfer.
It was a million rubles.
You could just transfer that over.
He transferred a seasonal?
Oh.
They told me that it was gonna be seasonal drops.
Oh, they're definitely not gonna drop.
Oh, you can't transfer a seasonal, oh, thank God.
Okay, all right, okay, my bad.
They told me it was seasonal drops.
Just go ahead and transfer your million rubles
over to seasonal.
That'll work, that'll work, that'll work, that'll work.
Did you hear me about that cloak?
A what?
He's got calls, he can play at nine,
like an hour and a half.
Got calls?
He has got calls for another hour.
Clokesy the businessman,
Supey Ty called at 7.42 p.m. on a Saturday.
Is that what you want to buy?
Is that the information you're trying to make me buy right now?
You think I'm gonna believe that?
He's at his dance, he's got his pants, his roll of dachs.
Actually, I'm not called at 7.42 p.m. on a Saturday.
Yeah, okay.
Guys, folks, he can't join us.
He's got business calls at 7.42 p.m. on a Saturday.
Oh, boys, that makes sense.
no that makes no that makes total sense makes total sense of course
uh... okay
all right let's hop on over
mister kimmick by another junk box
oh
oh my god i've been so well
i've been so well
i actually saw something remind me of you today was a tiktok
oh yeah was it like the second fairy handsome
man what something like
Arrestingly handsome
I'm pretty sure close he is Eastern towards 840 fuck with you mean nine his time or not our time
You guys are the same time. No, he's Eastern. I thought oh
Okay
Okay, well, all right close he did here whatever you don't get calls
I'm gonna get my stream title switched up. Hold on.
Do a little switchy doozy.
Switchy doozy. I gotta go grab my door dash.
I will be right back, but I am.
I'm sure you're good to go.
All right, bear me.
Take your time. Take your time.
One moment, boys. Just taking the stream title.
No switch category.
I got it. I should do the drops are only till eight anyways
You have 60 more minutes to drop whether or not I switch off
So you have those you get a little little far off. You're not gonna get them anyways. I don't think boys
98% oh my god. All right. Okay, just
I'm gonna give you a couple of minutes you better wrap it up money better wrap it up
Now wrap it up, wrap it up, buddy.
Let's see.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm not gonna save my Twitch stream title just yet.
I'm gonna keep it just like that, just like that.
For a couple more minutes, couple more minutes.
I don't know what you think you know, dude, the developer says, it's an APM.
9 p.m. Well, you can suck it. Well, you can suck it. I'm switching back, buddy.
Stick out here. Stick out here. I'm switching in 60 seconds. I'm switching in 60 seconds.
Fuck you I'm switchin 60 seconds
And I'm said oh no, oh no, oh no, oh well anyway, I let me go ahead and get my goodies ready one one one
moment
Like a use some food as well. That's how
I
Mr. Peanut me and my daughters love you could you say hi to Eva and Ariya
Unicron ski my wife hasn't missed a stream in five six months can you give her a shout out?
All right guys, okay, and the next TTS after this is and that's also not a name
That is not a name if the next yes, this is a fucking kid. I'm gonna go. How does it happen? I want to know
Okay, I guess it wasn't all right. That's not a real name by the way. That is not a real name your wife doesn't exist
I think we're good to go
He couldn't go
fake wife fake wife I'm gonna go yes we go I am indeed ready good sir oh
talk on oh yeah Marty yeah mm-hmm you're kind of see I do you we should go
in for I was so good for icebreaker are we I think so yeah how we have a
to compete that we move on that for like a week. Oh wait we got her. Oh you probably got a guy. Did
you go to what's Macaulay yet? Uh who? The scary room on uh storyline. Scary room on shoreline.
Oh yeah the lab would you have your keys? Do you have your keys? Yeah I got them. Oh
surely Jim because done it after a whole week of having only one quest lab. 100% 100% 100%
Percent no doubt. I have to eliminate targets in the smugglers area
So I'm gonna go to shoreline or interchange and kill four guys in the smugglers into it. That's all I got to do
Yeah, we're gonna go all right, I'm switching the stream title fuck your drops fuck your drops eat my shit
I'm back sorry mr. Door-Dash got a little little lost
Oh, that's okay. Give me if you were just talking there's no way you haven't completed the last quest for labyrinth
After this full week of only having one place left, right?
You understand that I have not played
Without you. Oh, no cool. It's a question. Oh, that's like be the issue. Hold on. It's not done
In a second. It's not
not let's do it right now no i don't wanna do it on your own time
okay that that transition is not built for anything other than the tournament
haha
Yeah, I can't man I said God I love it every time it plays and then you said thanks closed see you like it ah
Yes, no, let me understand back the old tradition. I'm a switch that one back
This one doesn't keep it. What is really what it's gonna?
I really programmed it to work with anything other than switching from lobby to games any time I switch anywhere
She's gonna get cut off
Fuck it whatever
Where you guys at we go Jen
in the lobby. I mean, I mean,
a prepper's a little slut.
Of course, of course.
I'm going to get some food.
That sounds absolutely divine.
I had to top up on a little
treats and treasures myself.
Here we go.
All right.
I need to see where we're going.
We're going right here.
Mm-hm.
Oh, Jimmy, it's your birthday.
It's not my birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, Jimmy.
Happy Birthday to you!
Oh what a sweet, sweet, sweet, great.
I can't wait for it to be his actual birthday.
I'm not singing to him.
I'm also ripping away the first place in the tournament away from gimmick on his birthday.
On his birthday.
This feels like the summit situation in the rush ever.
Oh fantastic.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, what a sweet treat. What a sweet treat.
I will remember this.
I've put in my little notebook.
I put my little notebook next to my desk.
I put this at Travis D.
Put it right there.
All right, I'm in.
Good. I'm ready.
Is that Louis Vuitton face mask?
Got that right.
He's dripping, Foo.
dead off. Ken toes down foo he drip. I don't have enough room in my inventory to get a new
kid. I do a little donkey kid that I don't know. Your facial hair Peter.
What the peanut waste there back. I don't know. That that rips the fabric of the stream
of community a bunch. Just a short little time. We're sort of done. What does the
speed at wasteland, the rush speed at wasteland, rips the fabric of the Steven communities
in half.
Is this a short little die?
You thought you were friends with someone?
Nope.
Not anymore.
Because of this I can finally see my announcement and stuff.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Mr. Sourbutt, Mr. Gamer, Mr. Sourbutt, and Mr. Whiff Wizard, and Mr. Frosty Cumberbuckers,
This was good, man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Drake, and Mr. Robbie, and Mr. Peabody,
and Mr. Big Man, but what's gonna take us
was good, man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, Mom, boys, thank you, Mom, boys.
I have this control panel for the who's he do'sy
the tournament, and just block half the damn speed.
I couldn't see anything.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Now let's ride!
I
Smugglers did right to it great haste determination
We ready
What are we doing right now? He's gonna kill four guys up the smugglers dead
Roger dad
For rubber ducky
The people is open. Yeah, you keep on it 180 pig. Oh
shit
That's fine. You don't get kicked up to 50. It's too bad isn't it?
I
Some of the strivers your ass has been putting this in has had me at like 220, so it can't be oh
Yeah, okay. I took it. I thought it was 200 to be honest until until the last few days
Why do we need to play all these random service to the stream type of stuff? Oh, yeah? Yeah, I understand why I understand why but I
Thought over 200 I was gonna get kicked and I don't I don't really get kicked until 250
Yeah, honestly, you wouldn't believe that like 90% of stream time is the dumbest people so and they're not even listening to what we say right now
So like if you just switch off the server that you think they think you'd be on based off like you know where you live
You already you already have a like 90% of them. There's none of them are listening at all
The other 10% that actually watch the stream and really try to get in here. That's what you that's that's why you gotta switch and do a bunch of random stuff
Yeah, yeah
If I don't be boys follow me get
Yeah, I am I would win win win understandable have a great day have a great day
To a little peep out the P. I see there's any hooligans down there
And I will lay down my life for you
I see nothing let me take a look at that Louis Vuitton things back
I'm gonna kill you right now. I'll take you a mustache. Oh, no
If it went through the rock and roll it would be down here
It's gone, Mr. God, it's gone, it's gone to the same time.
Don't cry, Mr. God, don't cry, we'll find another one.
Oh, she was nice, he was it.
Whoa!
Where were you?
Oh, whoo-hoo!
Got him already?
He was mad to be a mountain man!
He's a mountain man.
He's a mountain.
He's a left of him.
Yeah.
Go, go, go!
Where?
Across the wall?
where across my tree by the tree
okay okay the tree is the exact couple
pushes to yeah yeah dirt that was a
sitting right on grass right on grass
right I said oh the other side is he
looking at my me by chance you see him
not okay no he's hiding about a push
got you to your right to my right to
halo slayer new scent hello peanut oh good job you in no way rigged and
absolutely won that yeah skill and should get sharper people not armless legless
Cashew
What's up very nice
If you pay was to hurt me congratulations, you've hurt me keep me
Did you go yet? I'll watch this drive. No, I'm sorry. I'm running class two team right now. I'm going in
Stay back. He's gonna handle this fool
I
Can't get a situation
Daddy's right about me. No, I sing
In around
Yeah
Oh, there he is!
You're like...
What the heck?
Dude, how was that first shot?
Not a fucking headshot.
Oh my god.
That was a good try.
Very good try.
Fucking headshot.
You hit him with the force of a thousand suns.
A thousand suns!
Incredible I mean let me say something that grass behind him. I didn't fuck with that grass
Behind big red I'm customs we turn that out all on my comments. I'm gonna go ahead and turn that down
That's why you're poor, you thought I'll be the poor person!
You're the one!
See? That's the quality of life.
Here we go.
Alright, turn it down a little bit. I turned it down just a tad, just a tad.
Feels great about it.
Well, that was my best gift that I'm probably gonna bring out tonight.
Um, alright. Okay, fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
What guns do you guys use nowadays?
Anything I can get my hands on I'll take it. I'm gonna do the MDR
I'd have little traders to have like a go-to gun yet. I'm just using what I what I get I
Think
That be the MDRs move. I mean super close quarters. I'm probably gonna lose but medium
Oh shit log and then kind of short. I'll probably have a decent changing job
Bring this and they are in and die
It'll shop did shop in
Deans with NDR, I might love my peacekeeper tonight so I get level four get the m8 plastic a1
That's the dream. That's the dream. That's the dream. That's the dream. Let's do the smuggler
thing for a show. We're in a time. We're in a time. We're in a time. We want to get
all confused. All confused at the top. Couple more of these. Couple more of these
bad boys like to do. With that, we'll put M995 in the first one. M855 in these back
ones. We hunted up these bad boys. Then, get a stack of that, put that right there.
that we want.
You're fat, fat and ugly.
That's why you're poor.
You're fat and ugly poor person.
It just cuts it off in the middle.
I'm telling you these,
most of my stuff is not built for that
tournament transition.
Oh, I got heels.
I'm gonna move my butt hole.
Oh man, yeah.
I forgot how poor I am.
That's okay.
By the end of the night, Mr. John,
beyond your wildest dreams.
I could tear apart a big mac right now.
I had a big mac right before stream.
Did a big mac right before stream?
Hell yeah, I had to.
I'm getting word that my girlfriend is watching a movie with her grandmother.
So I will be ordering instead of eating some delicious homemade meal.
I'm gonna just get some McDonald's.
I'm going to get some McDonald's.
Very nice.
I'm going to get some McDonald's.
Here we go.
Put them together real quick like real quick.
Take your time, take your time, suck and supple.
I'll get a little bit of it.
Here we go, OK.
You might as well just get yourself some more silly juices.
Perhaps for Jens, for baby, for baby, for baby.
I have fun in boys, I have fun in boys.
She's not real yet, she is!
Yes, she is!
She is very real and I think she likes me.
I like that one.
Baby, baby.
She's not fucking like.
Let's just go in.
I
Know but I would be a generous love of the hodge
I would be a generous love of the hodge and he knows that
Mr.. Mr.. John are you see the one a
Not pretty absolute garbage
I
Do the best I can
I can't put anything on this
Almost there
Canada guys you can't you would know where you would know where it'll some more
You enjoy the big tournament yeah, I see I don't know what's more fun rigging the tournament or winning the ring tournament
You know my I was a double whammy double whammy it was a double whammy seat off themselves
Let me tell you, a lot of them, they just accepted a quick hand job and a Taco Bell gift card to let me win.
But passively, he wanted something a little more.
All right, he wanted the old, he wanted the poop deck.
All right, the semen and the poop deck, the old back door.
I said, listen, I mean, if this is what it takes, if this is what it takes, all right, this is what it takes.
So what's got to do it?
Someone's got to do it, someone's got to do it, someone's got to do it, someone's got to do it.
So I did what I had to.
I did what I must.
ELECTRONIC RIDE!
I
Another spawn up on the literal opposite side of the map from the smuggler's area perfect
You want open you decide what I was inside
Yeah
Well those who are left those over at the lighthouse, wasn't it? I think those are dead pop. There's no way he shouldn't come down early
Well, there are those two spawns that spawn one spawns a path. They can shoot each other within like 10 seconds
They're round give a one shot. I got it. I got it
That's true
You know I had one goal in the tournament is not to embarrass myself I think
Here I was thinking it was just really really bad
Vibein just got them all too quick
I thought you just an idiot your trash your stupid and red worthless
Bad and you're terrible and you're worthless. You're not good at the game and you're stupid and you're ugly
And you and you smell but in reality, you're pretty good at the game. Oh
Thank you
Time
It's what's in this house. No joke. It's what's in this field my life to people to people
Who's in the house? Who's in the wooden house you that?
Got one got one
I got the guy outside the house I don't know him he might have just ran out
I was up. Yeah, I did. It's him.
And there's one in the sphere right here.
He grew up, grew up.
It's me, it's me.
You're here. I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you.
I think he's right out there.
He's right out there.
Right, you're in.
You do a little faking on him.
It's too far, too far.
Keep it slim.
We're faking poo.
Faking poo.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, the ultra-cadone exists as well. That's also possible.
Oh.
Oh, I should just get to the resort.
Let's get to the resort.
Come on boys. Fuck this guy.
Oh. Oh, hell no. I'm looting this body.
I'll watch over here.
Oh.
Okay. Well, holy.
Keep your peepies open, boys.
Keep your peepies open.
That's fucking... He's got a gen 4 and a kiver.
my god and a massive backpack and a tank helmet or one of those weird-looking
helmets
all right I'm gonna go through the field the pizza that guy was but then wasn't
and I'm probably gonna die no you'll be safe you'll be fine I was making a
I'm up I should try to keep gunny toes
keep gunny toes
there's a guy, oh there's a guy
there's a guy, there's a guy I'm getting with
there's a guy on my screen
I don't know where, I don't know where, to my left
there's a guy on my left
there he is
got him
I hear the shooting up there
I hear it's a me though, I hear it's a scouser me
Oh
No, no, no a person I see I see him. Oh, yeah, real person. Oh
He's massive he's massive he's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's running to the cell right out with the telephone towers
He's on the edge of the map. He's on the edge of the map. He's running right through the telephone tower
Oh
No, I didn't actually tell him, but I'm gonna get him. I'm running after him.
It's a telephone tower. Is it not?
I think it's a telephone tower.
Beep it up, beep it up, beep it up.
The green one. Beep it up, beep it up, beep it up.
I'm doing a white, I'm doing a white peeking at him.
Coming through the mirror.
Is he going towards Swat? Is he going towards Bath and Lighthouse?
No, no, he's not. He's kind of coming towards us.
towards us I think.
Towards me like shoreline a little bit.
I've got a black helmet on with a green and tan rig.
He's on the edge of the map, he's on the edge of the map.
Yes, yes, he'll be there, he'll still be there,
100%.
I don't see any where out here.
He's still at the edge of the map,
he's going towards the bridge.
Mm-hmm.
Fuckin' oh no.
Not that much.
Oh, we got the seven seven seven seven seven seven
Go, go, go, kill him!
Rip his cock up!
It's him shooting, it's him shooting!
I
He's behind the telephone tower in the quarter it's right before the bridge. Yeah, I'm looking right at that. Oh, I see. Oh shit. I see it. Oh
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh God. Oh God. Oh, no, he's a crossbridge already. He's a crossbridge
already. He's a crossbridge. He's shot with the head. Oh. That bastard. He's getting
away. He's getting away. God. He's touching the side of the map rock. He's already crossbridge.
like a hundred meters passion he's taking towards the end of the map or
he's really touching easily touch the edge of that right now I'm going over
Lampage
God that bullet bounced
We have the crudium
It's a little fucked out here boys, the locals are getting restless
I'm also on the edge of the map
Okay
I'm just not gonna shoot because I don't know who's who I see you guys I see you pushing up
You guys has that angle backpack, right?
Yeah, me. I have no bad plan, God.
I don't see him. I don't see him.
He's completely where?
He's completely shadows.
I don't know if he's stopped or if he kept going,
because if he stopped, he's on the telephone tower on the top of the hill.
Oh, I see him. I see him. Wait. No, that's not.
I don't know.
Okay, well, I guess he's not there.
Well, John would be...
Well, John would be an advised.
John would be no longer with us.
We-we-we-we-we-we had his-his night sigil, his face on a t-shirt.
Oh, Lord.
Coming up behind you guys, on the edge.
He had to have got a car.
Oh, I think I saw him running, running under the next Elf on Tower.
Hey, guy, guy, guy, guy!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hear it, hear it.
I can't hear it.
We're gonna get this bastard, we're gonna get this bastard.
We're gonna kill this bastard, this is the last thing we do!
It's the hammer us boys.
Locking.
Can we tell what he takes the car?
I think so. If you hit double O, doesn't it tell you when somebody's on it?
You can't remember if that's only if you see it or not.
I don't remember either.
Push up, push up.
Alright, see you guys.
No, Mr. Nut, just wanted to say we wanted to nice fight you on reserve the other day.
And I'm sorry my friend was bummed and killed you after.
No worries, good sir, no worries, boss, it was a legendary fight of great proportions.
You're a man of honor.
You're friend?
Not too much, not too much.
Fuckin' hate that guy.
I wanna push over here, push over here to see these other cars.
Are you not sure about the car?
The end of gun is smugglers.
Is that the way to open up a coffin?
That's yes, he's smugglers. No doubt. No doubt.
Drop one of the tins, yes, he's on one of that telephone tower.
Ah, pretty high.
Yeah, he's smugglers. He's smugglers.
There's no one else he can be.
He's just far enough ahead of that.
He could be...
This bastard, this bastard!
How fat is give it damn?
Sorry, I met I'm at car. I was trying to switch scopes, but I guess
He extracted it red rebel
You know, but John saw
There's blood over there, too. There's blood by the temple tower.
He went past him, which is at the temple tower.
That's the people right in front of this place. Right in front of it.
Oh my goodness, what's going on up there?
What the hell is going on over there?
You can just blow yourself up. Do you hear that?
I hear that.
I have to parade.
Oh, could be a key senior.
I see one.
I'm up on the hill.
Did you see that?
Did you see that, son?
I got him!
Oh, baby.
Was that the guy you were chasing?
I don't think so.
Too easy, too easy.
Yeah
We're at a
There's definitely still someone out there because he was like amen and stop and a dude a bunch of weird stuff
I've been sitting somebody's off. They use facing them
I should be pushed out. Well, you know, he's still he is general location. Yeah
Now you know
Don't shoot me I'm walking up now
Oh, can't keep up with you guys.
Hit the gym, fat-ass.
You guys going towards, uh, road to customs now?
Kind of, yeah, we're in this raw cushy, we're in the raw cushy.
Okay.
Raw cushy in front of us.
Yeah, let me move ahead. Good thing you're working with me.
I'm using it like right here down the raw cushy.
More blood. More blood.
I
See nothing I'm looking for the body. We're like this guy had to get you remember
He's running this
Oh, I see me. I see I see I see I got it. Oh
Oh
Big Terry 69 this guy was
This guy was
I can't wait.
I got a special little treat for Mr.
Oh, I have a special little treat for Mr.
Oh, I'm just going to jump out of the bush and just
go fuck me up. You'll be fine. You'll be
fine. Oh, yeah. So ready for it.
one day I'll find my friends I'm on an adventure
you ready to just say you yeah yeah I see you guys I see you guys this is me
give me I have a gift I have a gift could be
Finally.
Should we lay down here?
Oh, you should pass here.
Oh my god.
Where?
I'm over here, I'm over here.
Over here, over here.
GOKU! GOKU!
I don't know if this bloodshed doesn't go anywhere.
Take this! Use it immediately with it while causing your eyes are not looking.
Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Just close your eyes. Don't even worry about what it is.
It's mystery drugs. It's mystery. I'm testing out my new hair and that's...
It's non-FTA.
It's samples. It's good.
How do I look?
You look great. Don't waste your time. You're serious. No way you survived that!
Maybe third-op knows I'm getting this guy. He's invincible! He's the challenging one!
Ridiculous.
I
Killed the enemy you are fighting you're safe now
you're safe you come out boss you're safe now you're safe you're safe come on out
this guy's playing hardball this guy's playing hard but you see that
whatever we do we're gonna have to stop up ahead here I need a little snack
How am I this fat?
I'm a big boy.
We're big boys.
We're some big boys.
Just a couple big boys.
Fuck.
You have this ice cream here.
You stack, you stack.
I mean whether the goons are here
and that's who you are fighting.
What?
Are you okay, John? Did you canip?
Yeah, I can't.
We all eat this apples, dude.
Mm-hmm. My God.
How many drinks do you have? I said I need water.
Oh, I did not hear that. That was...
Well, that was unfortunately my last drink. That was...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry to clean up my...
We just gotta stop by up here and grab a little snack, all right?
Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I'm sure we'll find...
I'm just a little water bee.
I didn't quite hear you, but I didn't quite hear you,
so I'm just going to watch you.
Oh, that person is fine.
Are you sure?
How do you know?
Because they're sitting here.
100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100%
We did it by the real person.
It is.
One in here.
It's another dead scav.
Oh, this guy's a BSE.
It's a BSE.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going inside.
Oh, you're already in here?
A clue.
All right, all I ask is if you find a little something
to sip on. I'm going over here. It's been looted. It's all been looted. Oh, I am. Um,
no water buys no water. Sorry, we're close to customer's. I can just make a break for
it. Big break for the peers. You can kill some people for some water. We think yeah,
Uh, that's great except it's gonna be impossible for you to make it. Oh, wait. I just we have completely ignored the quest
I'm killing the four guys as mothers camp. I'm okay. You go to road customers. I'm gonna get my four guys and that way
We're done with the back. Yeah
Sounds good
I'm
Are you gonna see me skill? Okay, let's go. Let's go. I have 11 water
Before things start getting real bad
Who are fuzzy?
Fuzzy wasy.
What? What? What?
Turn around. Turn around.
You surprised me?
Pick it up.
Oh God! Oh God!
Oh God!
Where'd you go, Gibby?
I'm going to run the customs.
job spot a bitch about to start.
Now, I need to start bringing out
rat colas every single round.
You should get four quick kills off the smugglers bad boy.
Then we're done.
I forgot.
Rat Cola guy, huh?
20 by watching back to a peanut sludge for
a new film.
No, no, no, that's all right.
That's all you even know.
I've seen the water right now.
Hmm, gotcha
Let's check up here and just get a quick little
Little sip from my good friend. Who was this guy fighting go ahead?
Dude the mysterious guy we've been running from
Are chasing the show?
Maybe the guy who he was fighting killed those two guys loaded him up and just bolted
Oh, baby. He's good dude. I'm thinking it's a good ass ass skadoodle situation. Oh
Oh
Not to be confused with any other
But it's good situation long long
It's out does the other people who stole it. Ah, oh
Oh, when you're talking about stream sniping
Ginger earlier eyes would say I love stream sniping, but I did the acronym. I said, whoa
She proved she's we all make mistakes we all have those days
See a little people we use any hood against we can capture I
I've seen four guys this would be that's me this would be pretty more than four guys here
Is there really not a single scab at the smugglers then I haven't seen good bodies
We're getting stabbed.
I don't know.
It's all highly suspicious.
I would have stayed in, but...
Oh, I got some water for you.
Almost far too late.
Oh, what's that?
What's...
Tried up like a raisin.
Rolled on out there to roll me out,
rode the cusms there to hook a rope up to my ankles
and drag me out on a tractor.
Too heavy for the SUV.
What do I don't say how's it not a single scaven all the spark was in do we just go in and change into jungles
What comes I said what oh?
I got you
One shot
Only three left boys only
Oh
God of it two more two more
Is that it I thought I'd be four
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Oh, you're gonna have to read?
Yeah, okay, okay.
And follow me, Dave, follow me, boys.
Oh, Mr. Tucker, Mr. John,
what the fuck is with you, man, good, ah, man?
Thank you, Bob, boys, thank you, Bob, boys.
Oh, you appeared when it was awesome.
Yeah, I do, I'm not even lying to you.
I wouldn't even blame a fella
if he truly thought that that term was written.
Not in a million years,
I think me and Hunch are beating
Shroud, pestilent, tigs
Vibein, Landmark, Genji
Honestly, everybody
Everybody was crazy
And Jim and how the how do we pull that off?
Damn everybody was
Crazy at the game. There was in the tournament
Oh my goodness.
Oh, good heavens.
What we want, me and Mr. Hutch, not the God.
You're fat, not your only.
That's why you're poor, you fat, only one person.
You're fat, you're fat.
What?
Didn't Jinzy beat you?
I mean, maybe the blind people watching
They've thought so but no, I we want the turnip egg
Mr.. Big Terry all right, we got the question we got the question I think the next thing to do is
What's that other thing was anything?
BTR
Dealing people dealing beef all right. Oh, yeah, okay. I gotta report back to the BTR driver
I think gimmick actually has to go to woods anyways, but we're gone perfectly. Oh, no, I got the BTR thing done
We have always the next thing in your bori eyes thing
We see let me see
There's something something there we go repair this
But that my butthole
Alright, bori Orialis
uh eliminate any target oh at the smugglers territories okay well that's
we're on the same quest no we're not in the same class because you left before I
killed them well I have one out of ten oh you got them all perfect perfect
perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
yes I agree perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect okay all right
Lock it in let's ride
Hop on it boys hop on in
Were you like I see wait let's go let's go here. Just just just shake it up a little bit. What do you get yeah?
Sure. Yeah, I wasn't on the screen, but yeah perfect
Sure, I'll go entertain you
I taste the warning.
Oh shit!
My burgers have already been here.
Oh my God they were fast.
My beatbacks are here!
My beat, my beatbacks are here!
My beatbacks are here!
Exciting!
You didn't get him with that one!
What?
You didn't get him with the old, the old exciting trick.
I'm not sure what he thought I said.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, now it's time boys, let me tell you, I'm starving, but I eat this
no one's gonna be able to defeat me. I'll be in maximum power!
This is... this is... a crypt story only when the time is right. Only when the
time is right I will bestow upon you another grand tale for my time in the
grip card
Good screams night changing to win the event up obviously I did I had everybody's dream job
John do you want to join the lady time this week?
Yeah
I could put you in for Wednesday
That's man, it's good for Wednesdays. I would bet if you buy so yeah, that works better. Oh good. I'll be good
I'm stopping I'm stopping my energy levels are so low. I am starving right now. Oh
This is what a group would need
That and 17 silly
You don't want to like overeat without any liquid exactly exactly
Gotta balance it. I just want to go pretty right here
No joke
That was widely overexaggerated boys. I've never choked on a Big Mac before. That was widely overexaggerated. Those clips are AI.
AI's getting too good.
Oh fuck. Why? Why's boring?
What?
Oh, I see you guys.
I was just confused.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, wait.
What?
Oh, I see you guys.
I was just confused.
I don't know why I load in, like, five seconds behind everybody.
I have three-two gigs around.
Is that not enough in this day and age?
Nope.
Is that not enough, Nikita?
Nope.
Nikita?
What did you play for?
Hey, gimmick.
I wish you thought of Flip Cam.
Oh, my God.
I don't know where this is coming from, alright.
Oh!
There's memes on memes on memes
Did you go ahead peanut or do we leave you behind? Oh my god
It's holy shit
God slide my tongue down Betty White like a credit card for a mick nugget
Talking about
This is boys in this is boys in oh
Oh my god here peanut up there. Oh wait wait hold on. That's me. That's me. That's me. Sure. She's dead. Wait
I get too much. It's still worth it. He's right. All right guys over at the power station over at the power station. Come on game
What?
That's where I heard somebody else. I don't know. Is it like behind us? Is that peanut right there?
Can I write John? This is me right here right next to you. Oh, oh, it is you. Oh, no, that's John
John's the lost the lost boy
Oh, let's do it.
Hmm.
Not, not gonna spoil the camp.
Isn't that underground?
Or no.
It's over there.
Oh, alright.
Let's do it.
What?
Chili Gooseies.
All of these boys, all of these boys.
I've been to this area ever since they added this, they interchange.
I've been here like once.
Hmm.
It's constantly developing, come on.
Seems what? Oh yeah, relevant, yeah, yeah.
It's just never, I've been to any chance of planning.
Is there something about the movie, The Revenant?
The Revenant. The Revenant.
Oh, Leonardo DiCaprio.
I think you can talk about Leonardo,
the Brutici man. Oh, Leonardo.
Jeremy DiCaprio? Jeremy DiCaprio, yes.
Leonardo DiCaprio's long last time.
Leonardo DiCapricorn. Yeah.
a guy you do like a two-for-one when you eat your big max like two bites slide it
in real quick between the baddies two more bites fuck your burger
I've always said I get two Big Macs, but I actually get three.
One for fuck, one for fucking, two for eatin'.
Yes sir, brother, yes sir, yee-haw!
This is our founding fathers intended.
I'm gonna tell you something, Christopher Columbus came over here on his sailboat.
He said one day, virtual peanut is gonna fuck him Big Mac.
Right, live on TV.
There's going to be a peanut fucking a Big Mac live on TV, he said.
That's why we do what we do.
He invented McDonald's.
He said this is for the people.
To do what they will.
Exactly.
As he crossed the Delaware.
I think he crossed the ocean.
Oh, right.
Right, right. George Washington, I did cross the Delaware.
Cross the Atlantic Ocean to attack Britain on their own territories.
My wife, I heard that when Christopher Columbus could only sail one time to like Africa or something,
and then he tried to sail back and he actually landed in America.
I heard that he was so unwilling to admit that he went to the wrong spot
That he like died believing that the world was like a circle except for the left side
It was just excluded out. It's a long long penis shape in the left side of the world
Honestly who can say whether he's right or not
We could have it together!
Together's gonna get it!
Altogether's gonna get it!
Keep your people's open boys!
Oh fuck!
Are you keepin' it?
Oh my helmet!
Yeah that guy over there digs one out of the house.
Please dig in your butt, please dig in your butt!
Just a little old scab, nothing to worry about.
So, should go in this corner and eat a quick mcnugget.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Are you sure it's a scab that shot me?
Yeah, positive.
Okay, I believe you, I believe you.
I saw it happen before my very eyes.
I could have shot him before he shot.
I just wanted to see what would happen.
Hey, here's a guy.
Got one!
Excellent, excellent.
Yeah, your boss is me.
How many kills you got now? Like four?
Uh, yeah, I should have four.
Yeah, so six more.
We double-check these guys.
He's a smuggler's egg. He's just counting.
Okay, okay, let me get
Yep, yep, is another one
God I'm
Now you buy more
I should be easy nice it easy. Oh, I think I hear more the way we came in
Backtracking a little dude
There's sweet ride up
Oh
God what
Meow
That sweet ride over here
Can you see this
Uh-uh
You see that sweet ride
Where is it
It's over here
Be here in Michigan
Go go
Woo
Oh
Is that a Lamborghini's that's a little it's a labor weenus
Oh, it's the other model 422 horsepower three liters per gallon
This baby will get you where you want to go gimmick
This baby will get you other places
Mm-hmm. It's a scintillating vehicle.
Thank you. Thank you.
My guy could share a time.
Where's that other guy?
Where we play with another guy?
Yeah, I'm over here.
It's just been us.
Were you in my legs?
Yeah.
Did my butt... don't kill me for it.
I don't believe him. Kill him.
Did we just go to the mall?
So this guy's gonna get much?
Let's just go kill innocent people.
Do you need your gas and stale, mister?
Can you poop?
I have like four of them, and I don't know why.
I would take the disrespect.
I would not take that disrespect.
I don't know why.
I would not.
Do you like to do it?
oh shit how do I get down from here I would do it the Hoosie doosies actually
what should we find I don't have a split found a route I just made react I'm
coming back through the Hoosie doosies we're on the train tracks right by the
way who was was that was that one John Diane was that dog care drag
okay I'm gonna come in I think he's still in the girth the girth the girth
Years you were you at I'm under I'm watching you running fine. You're just playing
No, my arm, and I'm just dizzy. Oh, there you go. You watch I do the ball
Some shop paid
Some shop in this little bit. Oh, we got this job right here. It's right right here
Team eating too many at the top the hell you mean
I
Had to eat a mcnugget
Right, okay
I'm sorry. Yeah, you should play it. You send John out and have him stand next to the crate
That's a good soldier right there.
That's a fine soldier, boys.
Oh, seven in the chat for Mr. John.
That's a fine man.
I would fight my side with you any day of the week to the edge of this earth, brother.
And now we wait here.
Whenever the shock comes out of left field to take his brains from the inside of his
head to the outside, we'll know where the enemy is.
It won't be an enemy. I'm gonna loot this and nothing's gonna happen.
I'm gonna loot it standing. I'm so confident I am.
Give me. Give me. Give me.
I'll pay you five gifted chefs and take his head off right now.
So far, it's pretty bad.
There's a shot.
Shit.
Scanning.
Yeah, we're looking for the enemy.
Looking for the enemy.
Cool.
Can we get the shot?
Do you see anybody?
Uh-oh.
Oh, I'm still living.
It's just a resort.
Is this resorted?
Should I try?
Should I give it a shot?
Give it a shot on the right leg.
Okay, it's pretty bad.
Right leg?
Just put the gun parts.
Oh, guys, is someone over by your position?
Yeah.
Covering fire.
Scanning, scanning.
getting getting getting getting
he must have gotten away he must have gotten away we'll keep our eyes open though
we'll keep our eyes open
oh one of those speed hackers dude oh
oh no fun in the game
I'd fine I'd tune them all
be be be be
be a quick big nugget boys one second
mm-hmm
Oh my goodness, let me tell you boys, you can't cook a home-cooked burger like they
do at McDonald's.
There ain't nothing that compares. It's that industry taste.
You can talk about that mechanical taste in there.
They're really giving their taste.
Eugh!
A little bit of plastic.
A little bit of microplastics right there in the meat.
Oh.
That's where it's all about.
Yeah, love to see it.
Wait, talk to me here.
I taste them.
Those, uh, those, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Over there.
OK.
You follow me guys follow me
Do you hear those sounds?
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it
Infiltrate it all in
I'm now pushing oh
But that's what that's right in the middle that's right. Wait this dead person. That's PMC. Oh my god
That's an unlooted dead PMC. I'm looking unlooted massive dead PMC
Oh, that's killer. Oh, killer's down. So what good killer's gonna be a huge guy in here boys.
Huge man. That's something. Who would leave killer? Who would leave that?
No, it was already noted. I lied. I lied. Wait. There's a ghost on boys. There's a ghost on me.
We kill this guy that's a huge come up voice huge
I should be able to shoot the back and go inside, back and go inside.
I just shot someone on the inside. Oh my god.
Holy shit. There's a real PPC all the way down and then I just wasted like 10 head and 9.5 bullets out of jam.
Oh shit! I just got shot in the head!
I had him explode in the back and killed him.
Fungulate him.
I hit him, he backed off, he backed off.
What the hell?
Guys, should we go again and get him?
Let's do it. Let's go fuck his ass!
Get him!
Oh! There's another guy.
Another guy.
There's another one.
I probably killed him.
Yeah, probably. That was amazing.
I'm being told that it's a skill issue. Just don't die.
I'm dying.
He was over there stoking his cock!
I could do nothing about that!
Oh.
John, you suck.
Me, personally, I would not let that guy get me.
Great.
Okay, just tink that with an airsoft.
He's right to the right of that body.
Right over there, right over there, right over there.
Just keep focus, there's your gimmick.
Yeah.
Oh my god, wait, is there, that's two teams?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck just happened there?
Wait, what were those shots in the corner?
I do that.
There's a guy inside of it.
There's a guy inside of Gochang.
To that wall yeah, I thought they backed off. I was too bold there. Well, well
What happened what happened? Mm-hmm
Not be careful. I'd be careful out there boys
Yeah, I want to be that way. Anyways, that right suck. I was a stupid right now. Just
a little combo study as fast as the stead. Albert peanut. I was thinking the same thing
to be honest. So what's telling me that? Yeah, no, I think he's right. I think he's
I mean, yeah, you know, I have them
Maybe I'm handsome
So big little handsome guy
Was I'm dying up
Now that I played I've eaten this meal it's time to turn on the engines it's time to go to maximum overdrive
I'm just gonna watch up and accept the knife starts right now, the knife starts right now for real.
Oh.
I was starving, I was starving, knife starts right now.
Fuck it in boys. Fuck it in. We're going back. You actually do it. Fuck it and change. We're going back to the storyline. We're going back to the storyline. We're going to kill Edward at the resort and then, and only then, we're going to the smugglers then.
You can beat the question.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You can get a couple of goodies, couple of goodies.
You can play walking leg.
Oh, no!
No, thank you.
Car soccer is not on the agenda tonight.
Mm.
What?
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Well, that was two.
Well, that's not the game I played.
I've already played that honestly, actually.
It was a good game, it was a good game.
I'm just not really a big PvE guy.
When I kill a man, I wanna know
if there's someone on the other side of that screen
with a soul.
I'm gonna look him in the eyes.
This is life force feeds away.
That's why I play video games
Let me get a couple goodies
Goodies
I'm gonna be this f4 I got that pussy we gel
Well, I say, well, you know, we're not doing so bad.
I'm gonna step it up too.
I'm telling you, I was starting.
I could not focus on anything except for that Big Mac.
Yeah, I also, yeah, I get food to me after that.
And the mindset of playing in a tournament, it's hard to switch, but I feel like I'm
I feel like I'm fully transferred over now.
They got, yeah, now it's stream time, now it's back to making the stream time.
All right.
Here we go.
transition. I might just keep that. I might just keep that.
Another transition. I might just keep that. I might just keep
that out of all thinking out all thinking out.
We're doing talk off a little bit and then we're going to
play some party games. We're doing a mix night. Half and
half dog half party games
Don't you worry boys, don't you worry once you know John start for that offer to me all new ram to shoot you in the
Ram yep
He was teasing it. You're a good man. You're a good man peanuts a piece of shit. He probably would have done it
Let me be clear. I would have done it, but I would have had to look you in the eyes
It's literally the only one this job. It's killing one of us for monetary gain
I would have respected it, I would have looked you in the eyes.
Yep.
I would have respected it and understood.
You hear me subs?
I've been offered to kill one of you bitches.
Oh, I'm muted.
I would have been a lot more powerful if they heard me.
32 things around.
They're like, damn it.
Yeah, just keep that same energy.
When I say this, when I say this next spot, like, you're like, whoa.
Like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whoa. That was the first time you said that
You many subs I've been out I've been offered to kill one of you bitches first time say that by the
Oh, I'm in okay, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, you can't say shame you killed me for a driving squad
Well, right. I mean that was fair. I
I have only killed peanut for pure sport. Never for subs. Thank you, Mr
John. You're a good man. You're welcome. You're good. That's why you're gonna live on
for all of eternity. For the love of the games. The only reason I do it. Good. Good.
All right, ready up boys. We go right to resort. We kill everybody in there.
Then we hit the last five smuggler guys.
Oh, Mr. Bob Madsen, what's going on with this boy? Good man! Good man!
And Mr. Jassay, Mr. Prostate, what's going on with this boy? Good man!
And Mr. Jassay, what's going on with this boy? Good man! Good man!
Thank you, Mom. What do you say to Mom? What?
Did you have a Pokemon party? Party? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I heard that.
I heard that. I heard that.
Did you hear about that, Mr. John?
Did you just have a game?
Pokemon party right now on a Saturday night.
He's in awe, he's in shock, he can't even speak.
He can't, that's how in shock he is.
He can't even, John, try to sit down, breathe normally, in, out.
He's in shock, he's in shock.
Oh, I'm back.
ELECTRONIC!
I can't believe she was dead
I came in that bitch with a knife
Catch her and take it in life
I don't have no guns
If you call up me playin' for fire
Like a bitch with a bag in her butt
You're not stopping me know you're mad
I'm a bitch for a crack
A bitch who's sending my rap
A bitch who's doing all that
Fuck a bitch who's back in a car
Fuck a bitch who's back in a loop
Oh, here's where you pay, no business, and there's another kid.
You're a bastard.
Oh, kid.
Well, I'm poor.
And Fred said you're the worst.
Well, your friend even called you by balls.
You're all right.
I'm here.
Let's kill the guy just in Bangladesh first.
Good thinking boys.
Good thinking.
Let's kill the guy just in the middle of his dead.
We'll be right back.
Yeah.
Hey, peanut.
What?
Do you?
I saw Ford's gift to me a hundred times.
Okay, alright.
Skinner don't kill me first.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill you.
Okay, okay.
Here's one right there.
Bam!
Ooh, big backpack.
Noice, noice.
I'm gonna take that just so you can't have it.
You can't do it.
You can't do this.
I'm gonna push that, I'm gonna push that.
Oh!
Oh, dammit!
Don't push it.
He's acting very strange.
He's going off the deep end.
He's acting very strange.
John, you kill me.
I will circumcise your rectum.
He's got real quiet.
Did you hear what he said?
Kill me?
No, no, no.
I'm good.
So I hear John shoot me behind me. I'm turning around. I'm giving them ten helmet checks
I'm giving them to my head John. She Bobby. I'm time whipping around unloading this magazine
We're all the scavengers and 300 resort then come back later
We can't have a every at the bottom yet. You guys scan the bottom scan the bottom area
I'm going to the bottom area real quick.
I'm down here, I'm down here, I'm down here.
You are down here.
There's no one down here, boss.
There's no one down here, let's get that out of here.
Let's go to the resort.
Let's get the freaking heck out of here.
Do what I dare you.
You tell your son, John, if you shoot me,
you better not miss.
You better not miss.
have I ever done it you know I'm just like you know suspicious you want to
shoot me you better give me all of me gave all of you boys
if you're a for the king you better not miss is that this I thought it was if
you aim for the king, you better kill the king.
Yeah.
OK, well, that does not roll off the tongue.
And that is not the phrase.
Is it not?
You aim for the king, you better not miss.
If you aim for the king, no, I think
if you aim for the king, you better kill the king.
I use it.
Is it right?
That doesn't roll off the tongue at all.
I'm not saying that I'm going to be the most
roll-out-the-tongue quote.
I'm saying I'm going to be the fucking quote.
Phrases, phrases that become popular that are so garrulous.
That's what garrulous means.
I mean, alright, I will admit that I'm getting my quote from Family Guy, so then Stewie says it.
But I would assume they would use the quote.
Oh shit, this real person, real person, in the hallway, real person, in the hallway.
You see that demon?
Oh god!
Go away! Go away!
Give me- Go- Go get rid of him! Go get-
Oh, Jesus.
John's in my way, yeah.
John!
John, get out of the way, you fat fucker!
Is he right or left?
He's on the right side of the barrier of the hallway, right behind the light.
At the barrier right before, like, the hallway switches into another hallway.
You know what? I'm gonna kill this guy just for you, Mr. Bents. I'm gonna kill this guy just for you. Stand back, Mr.
What's going on? Oh, where'd you go?
It's really big by the move by listen to you saying go away. Is he in this room right here? Just hold the corner. Oh
Maybe I got chucked by a scaven which is a really good shot. That's him. I don't know
Oh, there's none in here.
She's unlikely.
Myself, I was kind of fucked up.
Share!
Good share!
$0.99.
Oh!
Share!
No, I'm going to peel that little peanut.
Good share!
Rub you up and down until peanut butter spills out of my face you armless legless bitch
Oh, look at the ginger keychain. Oh, that's my friend. Oh
What the hell is going on here?
Okay, so that's not John
Okay, alright, so let me write that down. Okay, write that down, write that down. Okay, so that was not John on the top of the stairs there
Okay
Okay, that was it nice. Okay. Okay. All right
Okay, good
To apologize
You just robbed my court
I had this gun on my back. Oh
I apologize
He's probably down there.
Oh, god, dad.
Get the rope, peanuts corpse, again, cover.
I'm going to have to send bags for the guns that you stole.
Wait, there might be a player behind us.
Or there might be the same guy just on the stairs.
me
Yeah, he's on the stairs
Did you get it?
Yeah, I guess you said
Oh, thank goodness!
Now, Mr. Johnson, you weren't mind-grabbing my, uh, good eat!
Are you dead?
Yes.
Well, he will not be getting those goodies back, he will not be getting, I see, that launched the stand of time.
There's two.
Really?
Just putting that, putting a feeler out there.
I think there's a second perhaps, perhaps.
We're changed.
He's going to do, see what's in here.
Okay, yeah, one of those.
Oh, nice little key there.
Hold on guys. Just give me just. Oh, take your time. Take your time.
Make sure you put your leg back on or anything. That's super unimportant.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't need those.
Hmm. Hmm.
Let him go. Let him go.
Good
That's a boss that's that's gotta be okay well
You know what love was a guy who are you can't tell a little bit of this and a little bit of that
Maybe see avoid them tell them how to push while you see where you see messy oh
Son of a bitch
Okay, all right, check this out guys. This is gonna be very easy. I'm gonna put just do a little search
You know, I pen and paper out of watching I'm watching all right. You've got to wait to tell them that you're sure kidding
All right, I'm out the timeout we we don't break timeouts
Excellent
No, no, he couldn't be that would make you change I could just
See what Boston is
Both my second bags are empty, so we're just gonna pack one of them for fuck's sake here. We go get peanuts gone
No, uh some fat dumb person picked it up and empty the entire magazine unfortunately
I don't know who he was he came in mysterious
What the fuck?
He's going across the bridge right now.
Yeah.
He doesn't go through any of that room.
Why'd you?
He might got him off.
I
My god, I'm up treat is gone like a
Beautiful look at this. I can use that gun back. I can use that gun back if I
You know my
No, you did not okay. Oh wait. You got one. I know I got I got more than one
All right, things are going swimmingly things are going swimmingly
Million I think
Should I just get out with your gun or should I watch this game pay Peter
Please don't shoot this was talking about watch 10 million dollars an hour
It's a great deal
Great deal. Let's Nikita flicks my bead on Saturdays. I can't wait till after this cream
It's gonna be
Can I get to the roof from here no
Play big foot on steam party games big place I do one
on the road party games
If this doesn't worry, I'll just get out.
We can reset.
Pretty soldier you are.
Good man.
I would track him down to take his life easily, but he ran away.
He ran away.
I'm not the one who ran.
Running across that sky bridge is a death wish.
Oh my God, you got a roof?
What?
You were shooting the door.
You want the health?
Not a bad idea actually
He's caught away he's caught away he's getting away he's getting away. He's getting away. You guys tell the thing
There is this car away. It's called away. It says a thing
Come on get up there.
There we go.
He's got him, Hammond!
Are you kidding me?
What did you put in this thing?
Only the beds? Only the finest.
Oh no, not like this.
Dude, my arm's jammed.
God dang it, dude. I'm hit now.
What?
Adam Cook, boy, he's just, he's just tinderizing the meat.
Oh my God, dude.
Ah, he's looking tough.
You got this. Stay back up quick.
My God, you're very easy, very easy.
He's got shooting with clay bullets over here.
I don't know.
Let him go, boys.
Let him go.
It's just fine.
Love that.
Let's do it, Ray.
Do it, Ray.
Oh my God, why are you pouring that on me?
Ow, and this guy, get a single kill of the Dermot.
There's no way!
I hit that guy in the head 20 times.
My situation wasn't much better.
Um, four times.
Killed me.
Who's this guy?
If I was killed by a TTS.
Okay, I got a TTS.
I couldn't hear what anyone was
while the TGS was going on.
And then I came to, I hear someone right on top,
they go, oh, that's gotta be John.
And then, and well, then it wasn't.
I killed him for you.
Revenge is the only thing that takes that.
Thank you.
And then I got killed by cock carrot.
Oh, oh, phase cock carrot?
Yeah, cock, chirrup, chirrup.
Phase cock carrot, the third?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, no way.
I've heard he's never taken trig shock.
Oh that guy's crazy that guy's crazy. I
Heard the one that signed coax you on it was 80 20 deal. Oh
That guy's cool. That guy's that's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal
Hmm. Hey, what if we get you much deals, but we take most of the money. Oh
That's how I go
I like how we've been playing for Bonnie an hour and a half and we've killed
of about six gaps six six gap beautiful beautiful beautiful
fantastic was a game called what game the party game machine party we'll play
soon we'll play soon we'll play soon we haven't made any progress on these
This is a boring ass quest, it's all week.
We gotta get it done.
We gotta lose some stuff.
Honestly, I might bring an R-Sas.
That sounds pretty good.
We're gonna R-Sas.
My boring ass quest is on Lighthouse.
I need a kit.
Forgot that I have to get another kit together here.
One moment.
Oh, taking time, taking time.
Next boring ass quest at lighthouse. Did you do that one? Yeah? Yeah?
So what so what we'll do for that is like what we'll do for that is you'll do it off stream
Out of us alone
If you have a person around lighthouse
And then he took a nap for four hours fantasy. I actually text him
No responses yet. No response
That's very unusual like closing that's unlike which okay. I don't know how it happened
But I went from 1.4 million right when we started after the tournament and now I have
133,000 I don't I think I might have been Rob. I will be reporting this to the police
Everything in its right place
yeah we're going right yeah tell you the key broke down oh yeah wait do I can't
rubble 35 yet I'm gonna be done with 35 is so that five million dogs eat mm-hmm
Hmm
Is you being paid to play this game why every damn day he's terrible at it and it's a border to watch
Good
Plus every kind I like I think I'm pretty good. Let's I like to think I'm pretty good at the game, buddy
Okay, I would be I would you suck you suck and talk on bitch. How about that?
always a critic I'll tell you guys no okay buddy oh no you guys mean as an
asshole I'll show you I'll show you what's his next
read power five PMC cuz easily easily the fuck that guy with an asshole I
I mean guy yeah you know what mods I want you to cement close his butthole and
force feed him three plates of Indian food make him explode make him explode
Mm-hmm. Get to it get to it teach you a lesson
I'll teach you a little lesson. I'll teach you a little some about respect
Respect now on my drops
These young kids don't know nothing about respect how the turn you go not fantastic we won
gimmick is better than UP that well
if you determine it was just a fluke
that I got lucky you got a little lucky
maybe I got a little lucky
me the turn that you put together yes mr.
soplens yes I've only paid each team a
little bit of money to let me win but
literally other than that it was all
still it was literally all still
Let's ride!
I
Know everybody everybody wants to troll
Everybody watch the troll
Yeah, I just watched I just watched rewatch that in slow motion first three shots were perfect headshots
So I don't want to hear nothing. Oh, you're nothing. Yeah, you got a lot
You got wrong nothing to five speed you you earned that kill
Perfect head shot perfect head shot. What the hell is wrong with this game? I've been a talk to somebody gimmick
Literally that guy should be dead right now. He's be leaving with his load that's right the worst thing to happen to me
And get my spectator cam
That's a little bit laggy because it looks like every bullet misses and I hate it. Oh
Oh, yeah, spectator can't whenever I watch peanut a spectator cam. He's shooting three feet to the right, and then they
She's my edges by hacks that's a spectacular game. Oh, did you guys are way? Oh, you're going work? We're going to
shit
Giving it so bad. Oh
JT god damn right
I'm trying to
We're down there. Look at you two. Oh
Yeah, never wait an extra three seconds for me to load into the rain three seconds. Oh, let me see if I can find giving I
Literally can't even see and he's not in interview
No, no, no, I was I zoned out towards resort. So I'm coming in from the other angle now
I'll be right there. I'll be right there be the lickety split before you know it
Oh, this guy, this guy. We got it, we got it.
Got him! Good work. Thanks, boss.
There is one spot that can be here, by the way, so we can give him.
Give him.
Okay.
Fuck him.
I'm just gonna take a little peep over this field and see if there's any hooligans coming our way.
Nothing too price.
I looks clear looks clear I think we're glad now we don't want it to be clear we
want we need enemies oh shit no there is PC on me on me on me on me on me on me
he's in the field in the back on towards one of the customs just
Cuts into the field. Don't end markers. I can't do anything like that.
Don't think I didn't see you, buddy!
Fuck you!
Oh, you fucked me up.
You fucked me up every time.
Oh, fuck my ass.
You keep on sh...
Oh, I'm not feeling too good being in there.
Are you done with your fucking three-mile stature?
I'm fucking scared
Yeah, you run up
Just let you know that was the worst player on our team
Oh, you're I can hear you. Oh, sorry
I mean the best player on our team
No, what is it should hold on?
I'm not holding on.
I'm not gonna hold on.
Are you like that, huh?
What do you think you are?
I
Did you see much?
Yeah, I think they heard your voice now. They're posted up
You know, are you are you?
No way, I'm such oh god. So John, did you prove my pants damn it? Oh my god?
I see your pants. You'll be court bars over this. You'll be court bars over this
Total damage to the guy I shot
There's really sense
not a great angle just the one i got there's a mini angles but this one is mine
I think so there yeah they're more to the right
Oh these cool kids act one of them flanks I'll have a great shot on them but not getting
flank vibes I'm getting I tried it smack you meet vibes like you've eaten for
20 minutes oh it's calves coming I just kill you like we do it you deserve it
okay boy it's boring it's completely good work it was how we get a little
crazy I'll get a little crazy cuz it's matter if we die
yeah yeah yeah yeah
hey bitch boy
what was that
oh they did move they did move
I don't know somewhere to the left
I'm gonna try to get over it
try to get around
ahhhh
what's mine I'm sorry
Oh, gosh! Okay!
I-I chew it later as I die of the-
Ah, perfect. Perfect.
Another great raid! Another great raid!
An extremely great game! An excellent raid!
Not why you're poor, you fass-a-latch worker!
Oh my God!
What?
Is that not gonna light any Saturdays?
Are you usually not a good day to play talk?
I'm just leaving.
Oh my God.
We might, well at least we didn't question, okay?
You know what, there's a guide to the quest.
For every darkness, there is a day that comes after it.
That's right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Remember that boys, remember that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I wish we, oh no, what's,
We need to go talk to the BTR driver now, right?
Let me check.
Let's see here.
I- I- I- In terms of money, I have...
Nobody!
Yeah, report back to BTR. Report back to BTR.
Okay, good.
Let me just figure out how to get some money.
Oh, quick pause.
One second here, one...
Surely there's something of high value
you that I can sell just really quickly. Nice. I have zero dollars. I have almost almost zero
dollars I have things. It's a hard for a group. I don't even have enough to cover the text.
Okay, right, okay
Here we go sell those bad boys would sell these bad boys
Like you do
How full goodies
Who maps are going for a little sums up
Oh, there we go. There's some cats. I got some cats.
Oh, we're good. We're good.
I have another eye, Chas.
We should have been more aggressive than this.
We let that guy do a whole round of doozy on us.
You know what I'm saying?
Five hundred damage, he recovered, and then butt-fucked you.
Ah, fantastic.
Fantastic the end.
Oh, this is what we needed.
This is what we needed.
We needed the Wolf of Wall Street hint.
Hello!
Oh, welcome in, Mr. Closey.
Welcome in!
Oh!
We need a meet a right member of the team a vibe member of the game
I'm good a great
Team up we can cherish and love
How the race? Oh, then
I think that's as it is completed a valuable quest very difficult. You know that like two million each easy
I would do a rain gun six PMC gives you a six
You got six kills
Yeah, hey, what the fuck is that a PR that has to be don't know good. No, no, no
It's our PR. Oh, see I've been bent over so many
Oh, you guys you have no idea. No, it's absolutely
I'm done with little I were playing
Your little head's gonna be a little head shake. Where is get me in there a hot body
I can't wait to say is that you
When you do it
Let me get you in here. There you go
The one more magazine oh
P I got my brother lost look on crack. Oh
Another wise drunk I
Checked meth to package stores one of them didn't have them the second one only had
Oh
And hop on it boys hop on it we're going in we're going right where we go. Yeah
Interesting
I
Just the same peanut that tells
I don't give a lot of speed
Probably probably not
Someone's got me confused with a gentleman who pretended to be me. If that if that helps you figure out
What am I about to say?
Yeah, probably.
So is this the safety of the elves?
A certain religion?
Kids on Fortnite, they're going to hell.
Very close, sir.
Very close.
It's a hair off.
Just a hair off, chief.
A hair off.
Very close, sir.
Very close.
You'll be so many things are going through my head right
now to say.
I'm going to say none of them, just the case.
What?
Plus 8k.
Seemers would everything 100% fuck yeah we do. Oh my goodness
Folks you let me tell you something
I
Used to dread looking at Saturday chat because you have all the weirdos that come in
Yeah, I kind of like you read you just read them out loud. Everybody has a good lab
I'm no, no, let me find someone here. Let me see. Hold on
Why should we just gotten two great ones?
Those are proceed ones.
All still nice.
He says you're a dickhead for not streaming.
Hell.
Oh, demon.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, fuck.
I have no remodeled.
Wip it on.
Turn it on.
Wip it out.
Or I'll say your secret account.
I love.
Okay.
Stop it.
57,000 people on Twitch.
He has a loose butthole.
I don't really go.
Wait, I need to put it in the water.
Ooh, got a hole in my head.
Please get some water.
Get some water.
You must be a thirsty boy after all your hard work to do.
Hey.
How did the tourney go?
I just won.
I'm not joking.
I just got to follow you.
What?
Yeah, be a hot swan to God.
And you know I don't like when I swan to God.
So what do you got?
You won.
Hmm?
You?
Hmm?
You won the tournament you put on.
Okay, well, all right, well, that's that the only is that the only tournament you've ever won.
I don't know.
Okay, listen, I don't know.
That's when we start.
Okay, we get started.
Let's go with a, hey, congratulations.
Wow, very impressed.
Let's start.
Your first ever tournament that you hosted.
I have won tournaments before pal.
What's another one?
I don't know, but I remember it happening.
It happened, I remember it happening.
I think, does anyone remember?
I said it's a real, oh, AT&T Cup, ha, boom!
AT&T Cup, buddy.
I like that, pal.
Boom, man, thank you, man.
Oh, yeah, big man, thank you, man.
Now let's ride!
believe this but I actually won one tournament uh one sunday coconut mine
me too it was like 50 rush pros and I obviously thought I had literally zero
chance of winning at all so I didn't even stream it and I ended up and you
won it when he is completely I'm actually very surprised you won
protocols oh thank you good good okay well I don't know if I should say
thank you I did I did it I think every single person in chat agree that you
and hutch are some of the worst skilled video gamers i've we've all seen so you
winning that is it's impressive oh sure it sounds like sounds like close he's
gonna have to play the next tournament okay all right let me tell you something
okay i don't know if you've ever tied landmarks rounds fastly's vibans and
It takes his pussies in a knot one day, pal.
Because that's where I just did, buddy!
That's where I just did!
All right?
You record it?
Oh, yes.
Yes, I did.
Yes, it was live.
Live!
Hey, where are you guys?
Can someone shift over here?
Oh, don't be gay.
Wait, I was just, what do we need to do here?
We just talked to the jar guy.
Oh, I have to do that channel?
Wait, can I usually do the way there?
Yeah.
Sounds like Coachy's upset he didn't play.
I would have invited Coachy to play at the tournament too, and he's dead now.
Okay, thank you.
Coachy's a piece of shit.
What?
If Coachy hit you, you'd be shit.
Coachy and Hatch all.
What the hell?
Coachy said, oh, while they're playing that tournament, we can totally play.
It takes us three hour nap at 5 p.m.
I needed to buy beauty sleep.
It's not working with it.
He joined up in the pool.
Where we going right now, boys?
Yeah.
I was just running for the center in the beat yard there.
I wasn't gonna lumber back. I don't know what I'm just following every eyes. Oh, we're down a man
Johnny all right back there. Yeah, I'm gonna just hot one. All right. I'm going to lumber. Oh, it's gonna love a bill guys
Restate John as an enemy and shoot him, but then we're gonna love about
Follow me team you really can't mistake John. Oh wait, he killed a scab now. He's gonna look like a scab, isn't he?
Keep your people's ocean boy.
I didn't know.
I know I hosted the tournament, but I didn't take it.
I know it's high and suspicious.
I know it's high and suspicious, but I didn't take it.
I wanted to host it, but I swear it wasn't like that.
There was a lot of traffic.
Why? Why?
We got to find it.
We need to read.
You should be able to read it.
Should be right up ahead right? Yeah, you don't know how to get it out. Yeah
Which is easy
I'll be going straight on dick rock and then take a shot. What was that shot?
Yeah, no, that was me kill the sniper sky. Hey, you have one gun you have that's a big gun
Yeah, I was scary
Turn me on the HK with the I got pulled one of those little two little blunderbuss tubes on the
Oh
Yeah, I'm taking a lot with a little bit of
I'm a TMP permission should wish you would take it
You're gonna see me running by logs, please don't murder me
My log the logs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think I'm a lot of the logs and lumber mill
Oh, I don't see him.
I have to do something here.
You see anyone?
I have to do so much on this map.
I don't know where he is.
Oh, my fucking god.
There's a man in the cabbage.
He's a man in the cabbage.
He killed him.
I've got who he was, but he killed one of our team members.
Is he in the triple cabbage?
to the triple coverage of a coach yeah he's in cabin number two right around it
okay I think I think I can get an angle from here
I don't like this angle
are you three legs stallion by chance fuck yeah I am
Red passenger rock in the middle.
Pass your cabbage.
He ate it right up, right?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what he did.
Yeah, peanuts up, I'm at the, I'm at the, on the road.
Josh, he couldn't be dead, I'm gonna push out.
I just got shot in the arm.
What the fuck, stand up.
What?
I think he's up top now.
He's not dead, he's not dead, he's not dead.
I just got shot in the arm, somewhere.
Are you sure?
That's to our left.
Yeah.
I
Was laying on the rock how about I miss I wasn't moving
Yeah, BTRs here
Yeah, we will you out die?
There's two there's definitely two oh
What if we all just hop at the beat we will be out of the beach yard to pay to shoot everybody
I got money.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Here we go.
How do I make it drive towards him?
I'm gonna choose a destination.
I don't know.
How do we drive down that way? Actually, never mind.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Is that cool?
Oh, let's go! Let's go kill this man!
Guess we do a flake towards mine rock.
I got shot at from mine rock.
It's still a little weirded out, cause I got shot once.
He didn't kill me.
Let's go to get a little peep, yeah?
On those rocks right under sniper rock?
Maybe? Do you have a...
You know, a spine or... thing or a...
Yeah, the spine, exactly, exactly.
In the middle of the road, I think, in front of me.
Oh, it's a fucking scout.
You snipe?
Yeah, I cut the scout.
Guys, guys, come with me. You need to snipe a rock.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. He's down by the...
I think he's down by these little things in front of me.
Oh, it's a...
What? Where are these scabs?
Where these cool games go? They just shoot you once in a ride? Yeah
These guys are bitch-ass
I'm saying
What's my rock right now?
Just exactly this shit the bus hundred percent. Yeah, you guys shouldn't yeah
These people finish one off I'm so confused man
No, she doesn't. I'm not surprised why she doesn't, boss.
Let's see you run it down.
Oh, very confused.
Very confused.
Mr. Sarkov-2026.
They shoot and they run.
They shoot, they run. They shoot, they run.
Are we there in Fob?
I don't know where they would have went.
Well, our accent is outskirts.
I
Did you quick peep at Bob's he's just around
What are you gonna look Bob
We're operating pace
Can't make you come up behind me. Yeah
That's my friend over there
Hey
Okay, I'm gonna go die and then you guys come
my thighs are burning all massage them
guys they had to come back this way
I mean wait somebody's on the road it's
just get as you guys I watch the
action out that's easy to be a busy
Do we have access to lab cards?
I have one.
Uh...
I think... Didn't I get another one?
I might have got another one.
I don't have one. I'm not sure.
But would you help me, like, speak to something?
I want to kill a guy!
Speeds. Streets.
Ground zero, too.
I feel like we don't play as a lot of ground zero,
but it's a pretty action-pack, man.
Can we go take a little peek?
My ground zero.
Bustums, I have a pretty big quest there, oh it's an outskirt, it's an outskirt voice.
This guy killed John, shot me in the arm, and ran away.
He knew he took down the guy's best shooter.
Take the victory, mash the victory, only a few gentlemen on planet Earth have John's
dog tags he ran right next to his
founded rate lead X mm-hmm mm-hmm I love
watching that video would like another
shot came from snagginess yeah it's
not the radar let me somebody just killed
a scav in wood camp really that's what I
just heard yeah yeah yeah scav just died
in wood camp shot go back away where we
were just looking like spine spine side
Yep, this guy's a lusif.
This guy's a lusif.
What?
Oh, shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, where's the bad man at?
What?
Where's the bad man at?
What?
Where's the bad man?
Why?
Do you not hear me in the game?
No.
Oh, in front of me.
Oh shit.
Yeah, he's pretty safe.
Oh, I see him.
I see him.
Big way house.
He's bashing.
Shit.
Yeah, he's in M1A.
Watch this boys.
Ah, G-Jad wrap up.
There's a guy behind us too.
Is that you? Give me a behind.
No, that's me. That's me. That's me behind you.
Okay, holy fuck.
Oh my god.
I was going to outscreech. I redirected, redirected.
Okay, he's in the scary.
I bet you're in the big, damn scary.
I mean.
He's in the warehouse.
Another shot?
Yeah, you got him. Yeah, you got the way house. Yeah, you
know, they look different. They look different. The
warehouse. That guy's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Warehouse wasn't. What are you? Are you having a show? I'm
making the warehouse. I'm putting it towards you guys. Yeah,
I'm in the lives. Hello? Is anyone in there? Oh, that
guy was doing. I don't know, but that was a really
funny ones
This is stupid, I'm not killing anyone
Where'd you kill this guy at miss cosy?
In the middle of the bummer bill literally
I'm going yeah
Me right behind you peanut
It's cool again that that mr. Cosy came out here. They're not laying down looting I think
We have
Oh, yeah, this is the guy we saw behind the doozy
I always got the nuts I got oh see represent
What's I in?
And let's
We're not come back to whichever this this is a boring way running around with no
I have like 15 questions happen. I don't know where any of them are
Fuck them. We're going street spot. We're going through just with the action
We're the action
Okay, we're good. It's on your lighthouse
You pooped the shower and used your feet to push it down the drain.
So much money, dude.
I'm not staying to look over and see.
That's how you do it when you're outside, but I do not do that.
You're supposed to do that.
You still play on EU, that's why you don't see when it's 3 a.m. there.
We are you can walk a little bit of walkie service we can switch to our service we think
I see just go back and forth nobody ever knows yeah, I think
Okay, well fair that is your fair point
white
very fair point
hey there's a dead guy here
if you ask your daughter out
she's in two seconds let's go guys
where'd it go
I think I'm ahead of you
really?
I'm here right
where?
that's me
where are you guys at right now?
um
we're heading straight towards outskirts
without it without even getting a little bit distracted I'll see you right
fantastic
fit
staff dude what does that stuff at this stuff at mvgs yeah they just think it's
probably the mvgs now they're like so bad mvgs honest hang on it those things
are real what was that what was that you guys that was
Oh
I'm getting shot peanut
Break with it break with it break
God yeah, she's a little stinky I'm out of here right now if I just fucking if I die right now peanut
You mean that? Like the fucking Christmas time.
Are you shooting at me?
What?
Who's shooting at me?
You guys shooting at me?
I love it.
This is what am I here to shoot at me?
Well that's what you get.
That wasn't me, it wasn't me though. It wasn't me, I don't care.
Was it you close to me?
Perhaps, for chance, for me.
Okay, alright, he's okay.
Okay.
Thank you, Clixie. Thank you. Got you good man. Oh
Nice shot
Okay, what the fuck all right, that's he's a little disproportionate team that's he's a little desperate boy
What the I was you two just very quietly one time just in the toe. We got them over the laser on me
I
Got something you found dirty dog. I got something. You don't see what I got something you buddy. I
Got something you I got something you
What's in the leg I hit you what's in the leg I would take
I'm gonna die
What's in there getting straight through my arms and chest
I would take no
It's a little bit a little bit a
I want to kill an innocent person I want to walk around
round hold my cock the whole time we're going in
no I got probably hundreds of rubles worth of loot
Let's kill a hugger!
What?
In November, when GTA comes out, hell yeah!
After we're done, we'll buy GTA and play it!
Hooray!
Oh shit.
Yeah!
I'm wearing the nunchak. I'm going in. You was ready?
I just plugged in the regulator computer and I can already feel my goop levels rising.
I see. Oh, for $9,000. Oh, an excellent choice in machinery,
good job. I have heard, of course, this is all for
comedic purposes, no legal liability here whatsoever,
and it's all for comedic purposes. This is just a joke,
of course. I cannot be held legally liable, and you cannot
be using this in the court of law. But I have heard that,
again, for comedic purposes, you cannot help me legally
liable if this is all just for a joke and it doesn't have
have any actual bearing. I have heard. And of course, again, this cannot be his
relic of purposes. And it's just a joke. And you have no idea. You cannot. You can't use
this in the court of law. A judge wouldn't listen to this. You'd throw it out immediately.
It wouldn't be admissible as evidence. But I have heard that having the bungulator
case makes your PC faster. Again, this is all a joke. This is all for comedic purposes.
You can't use this against me in a court of law. This is not legally liable for
or anything that I just said.
But I have heard that.
I have heard that.
I just said, I'm just saying, just saying, just saying.
Yes, thank you, Mr. Jody.
Thank you.
I'm just a quick disclaimer, a quick disclaimer.
Liar, I'm suing instead, instead,
how would you eat the poop out of my butthole
Well, I draw it a coloring book, all right, so a little Saturday activity, hmm?
Instead of showing how much you go ahead and do that, what'd you say?
I'm gonna give you something.
Oh my God, please tell me it's a picture of my bottle.
It's a picture of my bottle.
Thank God, yes!
First, can you join the raid?
Good idea.
Okay, now I'm doing it, look what I had.
Oh, incredible, look at the shirt.
What shirt?
Hold on, let me pull this out.
Let me, let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people!
Folks, we turn all streams off or else we're meta gaming.
Definitely don't look at my screen.
Excuse me.
Oh, fuck.
Excellent.
This is John's new loading screen.
It's excellent, Mr. John.
Excellent.
I could not imagine anything better.
I could not imagine that we have Zed,
he and the peanut suit on some giga town.
I don't recognize him.
Gimmick busting.
Clogsy displaying his incredible phase deal.
Why is there an 80-20 on my shirt?
Fuck!
It's not what you think.
It's not the 80-20 phase deal.
It's the type of material that's sure to...
It's the 80% cotton 20% polyester.
What is this photo of me?
What is this?
You're on fire!
Oh, it looks high!
You're on fire!
You look incredible that picture
where she can't even tell you dude you got the best picture on here 80% calm 20%
Yes.
You're the balls.
411, I think it was a shirt.
80-20 is better.
Now let's ride.
Oh
Time for nothing
Rod
You boys ready for a great rain
Did they show you the thing where someone's watching over here the other side was that not even more
I'd not know I'm pretty sure that is they never fix that kind of stuff. There's probably a guy right here
I bless your soul. You'd be on the left side I think. Yeah, left. It was not guaranteed,
but last I checked it was still a thing. Which was not recently, so... I know there's
a spot here, because I spotted it recently. I don't know if they do both these spots
the same time anyone now she nobody in here boys
no such a white oh yeah so we're gonna uh amg can't yes no I did and in my
Oh, no, I do know where that is
That's how I'm just not going
Word
It's just this sniper skin
But we definitely shot he says someone else
No, no, you shot you guys. I saw the tracer. I just don't see him up there
I do you are you do you over this in in ski you're too much field of peep yeah okay oh
what the hell is that in front of my it doesn't get Sherman
oh the boss can spawn there
I don't want to go back to someone I was killed
I would love to kill all these fat birds in my life
are you surely aren't talking about me
somebody wants to kill him I'll see you in a while
they're right inside
oh my god I've crossed the way shit
it's snipers Captain Jerkash
are we all, wait, I love this guy
well he looked really scary
Yeah, but you killed him with my training so basically I go to my the train
I am just the protege
Mm-hmm
We're in the middle of the big hotel courtyard area go across the street and keep going
Going in this parger right now
Now
Over there's a dead guy here
You don't see that dog egg
Are you serious? I got it!
Ah! I took his beades!
I like that!
You took the only thing of worth that he had!
Ha ha ha ha!
You really took the only thing of even moderate worth that this motherfucker had.
I did my part!
You're a good man, you're a good man!
You're a good man!
You're good at closing his body so bad!
Oh my god, you're not only just being at least my body, you're just fucking...
No way!
Oh shit, there's more!
and John has John guys three thousand hours sitting in a bush
This way this way
He's just got a lesson he just got a message
Shirley
Okay, I'll do that and just go.
I'll try more good, okay.
How far away was the shot?
Was it close?
Yeah, it actually, dude, I think I'm going to stay in here in case he comes down, but
I think it might have been in the bridge.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a little Spadritch.
Second floor, second story.
He might be up there.
Second story, he might be up there
Are you up there?
No response
If you come back into sparge, let me know
I'll go kill this guy, go to the sky bridge
Yeah
Are your scabs coming in?
That was not easy, I had a couple of grenades, both of them on the team up there
I'm gonna take a grenade. Utilize him.
I got a nice little sub sub. You got a little sub sub here, don't you?
Little sub sub. Don't you see? Don't modify it.
You're good for the eyes.
Can I get that back?
Oh yeah! No, of course.
All right, sir. All right up there. Oh, yeah, I'm coming out. I'm gonna push us. All right, buddy
Okay, you're done. It's not push time is up, buddy. I'm a job
Come out with you with your pants down
I'm not sure but that's what I thought he's either there or he's literally a ground level right outside here another bush
I'm not see a depth advice
Unless that scabs what killed John did just kill a scav out here
I was just gonna say that.
Easter silly!
Come on out, Mr. silly! Come on out now!
I'll go check.
You are on the wrong side.
What?
Can you hear your voice?
You're on the opposite side of where I said he was.
No, I just had been walking for a while.
I was at the spot where he was.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, good.
I
Guys I'm just summing up John. I do scared doesn't want to say it. All right case clubs
Moth's man of moths. He's a level 20
Okay, I don't know how I'm okay. Yeah, he's making that up man of moths. That's a fake name at it. That's a fake name
Close you believe this guy. Oh
Did I just take a shot?
I'm scared of them
He's in the courtyard. Is that you shooting the guy in the courtyard?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
I'm going to kill my first kill.
Tonight.
You haven't killed anyone tonight?
I'm going to kill my 100th kill tonight.
I'm going to kill my first kill of the night.
I hear you.
That guy better be dead or I'm going to have a fucking conif...
Did you get him, boss?
Jim I got him. I got him Jesus Christ. Is there anyone else?
I'm assuming that's man of moths
I'm assuming that's the man of moths. Did he kill you fake name. No, no, no. I got him. Hey, I
Hey, I 100% that's croc. That's croc
I'm coming into the courtyard or to be
Was it was this man of moths?
He's right here by this part by the sparge of door like right here by this
Yeah, I just didn't fucking two laps on the world for nothing
like right
Right here. That's him. Okay. All right. Okay, buddy. Okay
Is that made of bonds that made of bonds this man of
I hope he's mad of mom
you got a moustache oh wait it actually is man of us oh wait hold on I need those
mags
you son of a bitch
how did you do that
you son of a bitch
oh shit
hey pal
I gotta
you stay back he's back there by the other guy
he's back there by my boss
Jesus, I killed everybody! You're ruining all of my kills!
Stay back!
Give me peace! Give me peace!
I'm back to my human!
Give me peace! Give me peace!
Just run with Kim and Kiko before you take the life!
Give me peace! Give me peace!
I
Everybody's got these beanies on the day
Give it can you please stick up for me and tell me you killed
I can't we judge my dirty get a kill boys
But I absolutely think it's so, so filling.
Fuck your wife!
If I shoot you in the eye, you're definitely going to turn around and shoot me.
Then we're both going to be limping, and then somebody's going to come up on us.
Kill you both.
It's so worth it.
Kill us both.
Fuck your wife!
Give it!
I'm talking to my appreciation.
Oh.
I'm spinning it all one place.
Oh shit, there's a guy right there!
Where?
Got him!
One shot.
You didn't even see your token. It's so small.
Oh, sodium, thank you.
Actually, it's sodium chloride.
I don't know why it's not salt.
You can put that bad boy on anything.
Chicken, steak,
pasta,
one-stop shop for all your tasty needs.
Yes, one stop shop. You're welcome. I've got here to take you buddy
Is there anyone in here
Oh, clear. Oh, clear. I'll just take you like we're good.
They're at the school. They're at the school.
In the school yard?
Oh, damaged house.
I feel like a huge one in our lab.
Well, could be.
Purchase?
Oh.
I think we did pretty good this way. This way, pretty good.
Pretty good.
I was blasted.
You're getting some, you're getting some money.
Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you, I'm just a peanut.
You're probably the number one looter of this town for sure.
MVP, MVP, MVP looter.
MVP looter for sure.
Yeah, most vital piece of shit.
You could have a PCB, but like.
Oh, come on.
Okay, if you give me one more time, I have to not do that.
Oh my god.
Ex-innit-re, dillip-in-ex-innit-re!
Get back!
Spatter only!
That's why you're for you!
Battle me to one person!
What?
Shit, that went pretty good.
I want to kill a guy this time.
I'm killing the first guy we see! He's mine!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right.
You are boys, you know what? I'm gonna turn it up.
I'm gonna turn it up. I'm gonna switch back to...
to StreamSniper's susceptible service.
And we're gonna have a pack lobby. Pack lobby.
100 people. 100 people in this lobby.
And there'll be... there'll be more people down.
Bring out a cater. Perfect.
Well, we want to cut it.
We're gonna win.
We're just gonna win.
Yeah, well, the cat is the best weapon of the game, obviously.
Watch it, you pita, you crack me up, man.
My wife thinks you're loud now.
Hey.
Maybe if your wife was a little louder,
you'd be hanging out with her.
Honestly, did not think you were coming back from that.
I'm switching servers.
I'm switching service. We're going back to the United States and we're killing a hundred guys.
I'm okay son. Your wife is loving you. Your wife is very loving you. Your wife is very loving you.
That's very nice.
That's two Mosins, two MP18s.
Now all you have actually I have like I have like ten guns and 500k
That's it. He's admitting stream typers are good for content
Kind of kind of kind of
Kind of except for I'm not doing that at all good news. I don't want to be dramatic because I've been dead for so not
Gonna be playing on servers where the population of the country is 52 and only eight of them have internet
that's basically what I'm saying is I'm switching back to the United States
service where the stream ciphers are but not for the steve's I'm going to fucking
choose
I
Hear it's you here
Who
Who's here
Oh God, oh no
Fuck me. Oh, no
Don't look at me again.
No, don't look at me.
No.
I'm almost done.
I did give me a little trouble with the servers.
I don't know why, but the apply button's like freezing.
That really should what's going on.
Fine, I click the apply button.
And it won't let me click it.
Oh, there we go.
Got it.
That issue earlier.
We see?
How do I?
I was having that issue earlier.
Hmm, well a lawsuit on Spotify for playing British rap. I don't know how to do that
That's you said you should pursue that so you should pursue it. That's an easy win to me
Easy win 100%
And I just stole a grandma weed oh me and my grandma you think I'm real dangerous my grandma me she thinks I'm real dangerous
I
Love I did I actually love that song. Is that a good you like that song?
My grandma
Grandma me me and me. They're me me and me
100% said it's a good one dude. That's a good one. Uh
Just saying dude
It's almost it's it's almost back on now. Hmm. I'm gonna need to buy
All three of us are ready.
Because he you want your gun back?
Do you need it?
I can use it extra good.
Do you not have any guns?
I could use an extra gun.
But if you need it, use lobby now.
You just use them you don't buy so I'll give you the I'll give you your gun back if you need it
It's I take it I
Take it if you're offering I if you're low on guns
I have plenty of guns and plenty of cash. You don't have to worry about me good. Oh good. Good. Good. Good. Good
upwards of eight
million, billion rubles, 8 million, billion, 8 million, billion.
That's right.
Yes.
But I have so much money and it's deleted a bunch of the digits and it only shows 8,000.
It's because I have too much and the game came and registered it.
Okay.
Well, if you have too much, dude, I'll take it back.
if you don't have that, You know,
I'll see. I'll hold on to it because I might hack your account
and steal it. Oh, yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome.
You're walking. You're welcome. Just doing my part.
It's doing my part. You're a good man.
Cloxy. You're a good man.
You're good, man. You're doing your part. Thank you. Thank you
Right now, let's rock
In 20 minutes out guys, this is about this is this is about to be a pack lobby
There's about to be a hundred guys in here and 50 of them are watching us green get ready
What are you wearing, John, for you?
I'm going to need an invite again.
Can you take a look at what this guy's wearing?
Where's that?
I'm going to take a look at what this guy's wearing.
I'm going to be a tribute to you, one person.
What?
Make a mind-to-comber edition with the 12 games.
He will deal.
He will save us all.
I'll tell everybody.
Incredible.
Hold your horses.
You're fat, fat and ugly!
You're not my important fat ugly poor person!
Oh, my hotbed, boys hotbed!
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
The new transition cracks me up.
The new transition is annoying as fuck.
Duality of man.
The ups and the downs that's where it's all about voice. That's where it's all about
Only an ugly fat poor fish would find it annoying.
Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, oh, you face your burgers?
Mm-mm-mm.
Closey, give me, if you'd like to join the Rains of Heavens, that would be fantastic.
Now it would work for me.
Is next week okay?
Next week also works.
It's not as ideal.
Go ahead.
Okay.
It's a third option.
I am just putting a little, if we're doing a chaos round, I'm not bringing the,
not bringing the best fucking gun I have. All right? I'm bringing, but I'm bringing a taste of a little weapon.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Some taste of a little taste of a little weapon.
Hmm, hmm.
Ha, ha!
I should probably not bring it backpack, right? Because we're probably just gonna die.
Hmm.
That's an accurate assessment, yeah!
Hehehehe.
Yeah, I should just take off my backpack.
you guys just stand behind me then goes my hero watch him as he goes what is his outfit
Oh shit, well, it was too cool my game froze
Hey, it's I had a green suit
Where am I?
That's right again!
Where am I?
That's why they did!
I
Let's ride
What are we're tasting one the bondage were stacked my life
You're ready for the flesh, your blood.
You get the same squad?
I see you die!
Dammit!
You gotta wait, gotta wait! BMC, BMC, 30 school!
Fuck him.
Oh, shit.
You trying to push him?
Yeah.
It's a long, it's a long ass push if we, if we miss him right there.
But I'm...
Yeah, we'll do whatever!
I
Take you time, John
You can see that
All right back she's skating in the street. Yeah, my audio just cut out
There was a little hiccup there. There was a little hiccup
I should be going for this guy at the school yard
Probably run around skin backside, right?
I see potty points kept going. I think right here in front of us
It was John our savior you go in front. Oh, I'm synchronizing with
Someone shoot your gun you won't even hear that's a fun. We're okay run
to the right and then left and then right yeah that's right this time it's
open you say did you put open bikes and just where you get the key for that
class yeah yeah so you get this guy bridge key are you just saying things
are you looking at my screen I'm just saying shit I did right I'm gonna go
across the park this is a Harley and then cross the main street go through
a giant arch oh yeah if he spawns later we'll spawn as close to us so you should be pretty close
I'm gonna shoot John.
John Arch, John Arch, I think.
Hey, you want me to buy you some looking?
Oh yeah, I see John.
John, turn around!
Here's my special little man, guys.
What is my special little man?
Hey, guys!
And then I need to get a little boy.
Don't buy no for John!
Here's my special little man.
And then I get a little boy.
Hey.
And then I get a little boy.
Oh, my goodness.
My old man.
Happy Slurred Saturday.
Sorry.
I wanted to acknowledge the professional headiness for playing the new intro on Reapy.
Oh, we love you.
Thank you, good son.
It's a lovely Slurred Saturday.
It's a little choppy.
I think we already missed this guy.
I think we go right to Kabooshie.
Yeah, iron shots everywhere too.
No pads.
Get out of my ass.
Hey
We gotta get moving boys, but do you have your voice on at all? Do you hear anyone?
I can't hear anyone now. I just spit on you. Well turn it on. It needs to talk to you.
You get a little jittery.
Okay, I'm done. We know you turned that off.
And you press like F three or something. Which one is it guys?
I have no idea. I've never turned off VoIP. It's so that's a foreign concept to me.
Oh my god.
He's probably on a sky bridge.
He's looking at the sky bridge key and then door is open.
Oh, it's F4.
No, no, no.
Sky bridge key is not looking.
F4 is off in the same time.
Oh, is it?
No.
I have.
I grabbed it because I think I requested it.
What was he saying?
We don't have to do it.
What was he saying?
We don't have to do it.
He loves yelling.
Cozy.
Cozy with his Voipoff on Saturday?
What the hell?
Guys, it's permanently off.
How do I turn on?
Uh, press F4 and then tap all about dying.
Hold on to F4 while tapping on.
I'm just over here trying to fucking turn on my audio.
Shit.
Enable Void.
Guys, why, oh, oh.
Oh, here.
Could you give it on?
Oh, it's all part of the plan.
Could you, could you turn it on?
Guess it's odd. Can you hear me in the game?
No, it's not you can't hear me
No, I just heard someone talking before do you hear me right now that you hear me right now I
Don't hear you peanut. I hear you hear me
Okay, I'm not
Can't hear peanut. Why not players to players come straight at us
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
GET ME DOWN HERE
From where?
This way, this way, this way
From the way we came
No, I don't think so
Oh shit
To absolutely good
Where'd they go?
I see him, I see him
I need to get away from him
As we go get him
There's people right behind SP
Where?
Oh
See one
You hear that
That's mr. Kabushie. Oh
Those guys are gone. I see you're gonna come place you come on gang
Like can I talk to you
Yeah
The old guy you have John go first. He's a hero.
Get out of here. Those guys have got to be coming to bond.
Hey, who's someone to get out of here?
You get for somebody's you can hold. John, is that not you?
I don't know what the fuck's up with this guy.
Oh. Oh, it's gone.
Wait, did you just open that door?
He's already unlocked.
I'm trying to get you by John.
Did you have a grenade for the green logic eye?
Well, somebody's already looted all this.
What the hell is that?
Wow.
Oh, safe is empty.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Oh
We're close you go
Looking to see if I have a 12 gauge. I have one. I have one. I have one
So I can taste test it. You can borrow John. Oh my god. I see it. I start mine guys
I see a scab on the gunner. It's like bugged out. I'm losing through the walls right now
But he's going to kill us. I
Don't I doubt that it actually lets me shoot this guy
You know I don't like go get them like one day get them
God I respect your mission for you wish you died
Okay
Alright, I'm gonna just wait for it to stop.
I'm gonna just wait for it to stop.
Okay, listen, I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna get us an entry.
As soon as I kill the gun guy, you guys rush in, okay?
How did John even get over there?
You just walked over.
Alright, wait, I'll just walk over then.
I was fuckin' the best ammo in a shotgun you could have.
That scab just sucked it dry.
Let's see how much damage I did to him.
100% on the gun.
I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying!
I'm trying to get in the middle of it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Get him! Get him!
WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!
Kill him! Kill him!
I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
Okay.
Coachy, where are you? Coachy, where are you?
I am across the bank. I was getting shot and then there was a road to the left.
Use your ult! Use your ult!
No, no, no.
He's gonna... he's gonna activate his ultimate.
He's charging up.
I
You can watch like in the middle right there
There's seven people over construction I do
I would have been fully healed by now that somebody blew my arm off when I
I'm easily frightened
That's why that's why he's a user to your right
I just died to a Nade!
I can't hear shit!
I died to an AI Nade!
I couldn't hear!
I'm just kidding.
I'm just getting right with the lord in here
Into the right in the right
I'm putting peanut on 5% maybe lower
That's a good plan, you know what I'm talking about.
Hey, Phinecoop Glitch, I'm Phinecoop Glitch.
This unit's to die.
Wait, I died to a player, I died to a player, I died to a player, I died to a player.
He's here?
Yep.
Me too.
Oh god.
You hear all this shit going on outside?
This probably is.
Is there something you talked to Grenade in from the outside just randomly killed
Glosier?
Apparently.
Get fucked.
That's fine.
Don't you worry, Glosie.
We will connect you.
Don't you worry closey we will connect you inside
He's five thousand hours seven percent survival rate go outside
I'm peeing for a bicycle I see him
I'm people I'm people but I'm not seeing
We don't where he is no. Oh, I don't have any arms
Can we know that?
You know are you inside Lexo? I'm inside the car dealership on the stairwell the right side of put my
One of my arms back. I don't have to put both
Wait, I have an idea
Oh wait there's so much food.
I already got your fat ones.
Yeah, yeah but you run the pockets of all the...
Run these, run these jitch pockets, did I?
I mean if you want to leave, leave, but I feel like there's a fuck ton of stuff.
Hey, no cap, you gotta be ten dollars down, dude.
Can I run these jitch pockets, did I?
I got a decent amount of it, nothing.
I didn't get anything crazy, to be honest.
Didn't get anything crazy.
Ready? Ready?
First one to move is a pussy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I tried to predict which way you'd run this.
That was wrong.
Let's get the fuck out of here, peanut.
Let's get the fuck out of here immediately.
Oh, we got it. Oh, wait, which which which are extracts crash site
You all right to be one say I just gotta get one more thing
Yes, I just got to get one more thing. I just gotta get
One more thing is one more thing
Just a quickie
Looking for a grenade
Oh, and what is that guy look like? Come on.
Oh, no, I didn't even see him.
I didn't even see his gun sound like my...
Okay, don't be giggling. What'd you find?
This week we did!
Oh my god, this is BT. I just got three out of Robin BT holding crap. Oh my god.
I'm happy for you. Thanks Kong see I also find this I found this pussy's guns. I haven't seen any sound time
It's a human really like a bitch
We should go to Turgor being
Okay, buddy. All right, buddy. Okay. We got a crawler
We got a crawler
it's gonna be it's gonna be we'll get the whopper and then we'll and then and
then what's going on back there okay I don't know it's not it is there they're
on the other side for me
oh yeah it's where it's busting
We're supposed to leave.
Ah, probably, I got ahead of discovering the other exit.
I mean, my book is right, we're here for glory, not goop.
Oh, okay, let's get out of here.
Alright, well, yeah, let's go be a snack.
Okay, well, that is not exactly what I had in mind, but...
We should just leave.
Glory!
We should...
You should...
Oh
Wow, what a grenade
What's the guy's name that killed you
Post-PUN69 said Dylan Dennis's income report came out. He made more money selling pocket peanuts with realistic butthole on Etsy than his MMA career.
Is that because you? No, it's not. Weird. He didn't even have an MMA career!
Well, three out of a four is probably a grenade.
Yeah, once you got in there and you shot good that guy had 204 hours
Uh um
Uh
And he has and he survived 55 raids
And he has a 2kd, uh
Very interesting
Hmm, very interesting. Very interesting.
It was a piece of tech of prodigy.
Tech of prodigy?
He killed the Boons?
Absolutely.
That's right there, boys.
That's a wager.
That is a level 99 warlock.
He has casted the Big Thless spell upon himself.
and the explode and atomize spell upon me and gimmick
I almost found some shit out
I was like, I was like, what's that?
Well, I haven't got a little rabbit hole
You guys don't want to know about it
I thought I discovered unlimited power
What are you guys doing?
Unlimited power?
Yeah, I don't know
Unlimited power?
I want unlimited power
I think I discovered it
I had a little talk with AI and they said that they cannot connect me with Elon Musk or anyone from NASA
Oh my goodness. Okay. What's that? Wow. I'm intrigued. Yeah. Now I'm intrigued. Well,
yeah, I'm gonna eat some fish. Some good old herring and a can. I don't have any money.
Oh, no.
Party game time.
Oh, yeah.
We might be party game time, guys.
Party game time?
I have 8,000 rules.
It might be party game time.
What do you need to have 8,000?
A million robots.
What the?
What?
But he can't take it out yet because it's in a lot.
It's in a lot of IRA and I have to wait till I'm older.
Yeah.
We are the pistol-rod of labs real quick fuck. Yes, how to present. I'm in fuck yourself. I mean
I've never been anyone. No
We can spot in the factory looking at one. I'm sure one of us was following one. Yeah, that's a scav factory
I need to figure out if I have one. I think another one up. I am I need to be guys
We guys guys. I oh my god. I'm a genius idea
Okay, oh my god guys if we okay listen it's not much smaller the labs card
I'm gonna go up to a player scout and I'm gonna start talking to him
I'm gonna say I saw some suspicious characters and then one of you guys comes up and you have your own
No, not yet and
The second guy comes up and you act like you don't know either of us
And then the third guy close he comes up and you know act like you act like you don't any of us either
And then give it comes up and you don't act like you know if it's either we each have our own back stories
We talk about our own lives and then we all think a big fight
We get no big argument and then we start maybe like shoot the ground and wait till he shoots one of my son and bam
We can't take his lab ski car
I can't I can't believe I found
What is the unlimited power I can't tell you guys right now
I can't say that I have you guys. I bet you a bunch of bungalows have seen them. She will who she who
He's a guy who just like takes a tech deck and rubs it through
Gelatin and says oh my gosh the powers of this hoverboard thermodynamic
Coupling seven crazy
Yeah, so yeah, no one's ever seen that ever watch this wait for it wait for it
I know that I love that John invented solar
Yes, and he signed a time travel to they've seen it they've seen it
100% sure that does you just you make it enough. I'll send you the video of them
By the way, do John and
Um and give me nine cards. Yeah, I think so I was looking I thought I had one but like I should have just
You can see each other's image right now it's some filing cabinets. Oh, and I've been kicked
I'll be reconnecting. I'm gonna connect ready it up. Yeah. Are you ready to go to where the game?
Fuck I'm literally sitting here staring at us
I
Eventually this is going perfect. I just thought are you in the game?
No, I'm watching the hoverboard guy
Okay, all right, so you see we're all focused out the photoshop ready to go
What the hell?
Oh, I didn't hit Jack.
I didn't hit Jack.
Did you know I was in a club?
Yeah, I was in a club.
I didn't hit Jack.
Well, I got booted.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's some very strange,
some very strange going on.
you. Uh, I'm not in yet. It's you. That's me. Let's go trick a guy. I'll be right back
on him. Oh, wait. I'm going to go to the other side. Find a guy. Find a guy. And we'll
And we'll trick it in the more kill-up and then take his laptop.
Yes!
We should research these bad boys.
To be lucky.
No lab key card.
You have anything about safe up there?
I'm looking for the lab key card.
I'll just see what...
I'll just see what I see.
No!
Oh, I found an idiot.
Alright, I'm in. I'm in.
Hey, sir!
You're alive!
You're such a stupid. This guy's an idiot.
I found one. I found one. Come on.
Open the offices. I'm phoning right now.
You'll never get this. You'll never get this.
Look at this.
Who's you idiot?
Where are you?
loading objects objects oh god there's like 30 of them on this map that's me
that's me that's me that's me a little poopy yes you have to find a real guy
Hi, we got you in his lab car.
All right, I'm in.
Oh, fuck, fantastic.
Hello?
Come on, put on a new hat.
Gotta look good.
That's a robot.
Gotta look good.
I look pretty good.
I kind of look like a player, so don't shoot me.
But I'm looking pretty schmutzy.
I'm looking pretty schmutzy.
It might be the only real people in this match.
There's only 10 minutes left, too.
Yeah, we're definitely.
He's so?
I am I'm inside this room here
Where are you?
Is you running?
Me next me next me next
Where are you?
Where are you guys?
Is a real person back at the front line
I'm in the middle
I think I got the place with the thing
He's back over here
Say we don't wanna hurt you
What?
Hey, it's me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We have some action.
Say it.
Where is he?
I got shot from somewhere back here.
He's extracting underneath.
Maybe.
Maybe we got the stairwell, yeah.
He's got the key.
What the heck?
Dude, what the hell was that voice like?
I
You saw you saw I didn't see you saw I didn't jump
Wait
Maybe it was this another player scan that that just freaked out for a second. Maybe
I don't even see another player scan
Maybe only people on this fucking server
Well until I got so I swear I said I'm not crazy
I didn't find two dead PMC's in the bathroom, so I'm gonna start stabbing people
Buddy was on this man at
start stabbing people
Who's you are you?
I'm at the bottom of offices
Me of the main offices or the medical offices
the main office made
We're going to the little kick-down room and let the carry you guys outside. Yeah. Yeah, that's me
How is there no one else this whole raid?
What that's what we're saying is what are you guys yes?
I'm gonna kick
I'm just talking to you guys. Come on.
I got a spooky mask on.
Grunty! Grunty!
Grunty!
Grunty, sir!
Looking for loot?
Excuse me, friend.
Grunty!
Hey!
Grunty!
This guy's an asshole.
Oh, i'd bruh
Oh fuck, oh fuck
I'd rub
Oh I'd rub
D-D-D-D-D-D-Werk
Oh I'd rub
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
Is that even one of you
Hey
About the shovel
Good word team
She's that lab key card that we want
Look at scams walking the door
Little bee
Yeah, the one that John needs and he's dead
We can grab on a Ouija board and choose to do with the extra life
I
Okay
I'm coming back
Okay, alright, that's ridiculous. I was even going for you.
Oh.
You don't care, babe. Beat that shit out of him with that shovel.
Damn! Fuck! You're the guy that kills me! There's another guy that kills me!
Like a playing scam?
Yeah
Avenge you guys I'm gonna it's gonna be glorious
That's I need party game time. I need party game time
You guys got a one
100%
All right, what do we want to start off?
What do we want to start on?
What about a new game you said, Wes?
Well, I'll see you, Tom.
Yeah?
Got some decent loot in here, huh?
Yeah, I had some decent loot.
That's for sure.
You guys want to run a quick...
...tasteful machine party?
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Hell yeah!
Big man Dave from machine-pot day!
Uh.
My wife is real.
Her name is Teela.
Not Taranean or Bami.
She loves you so much.
You limbless nut.
I love your wife, too!
I love your wife!
I love your wife, too!
I love your wife!
I'm opening up machine party.
And so does Josh not succeed.
He loves your wife, he loves your wife.
And so does StoneTV.
And so does Mr. I3, our wife, our wife!
I'm opening up Machine Party, now boys, may I remind you of a quick question?
I am currently the undefeated Machine Party 4 and O champion.
My reign will last 4,000 years.
4,000 years it will last.
I'm going to stand around down here, stand around and stand.
No.
Nope.
I'm undefeating Machine Part A, Tampiosa.
No one can defeat, what?
No one can defeat the Bogey.
I'm going to be the first.
You know what?
I'll even make it interesting.
All right, here we go.
You ready for this?
i'm sucking it okay all right other than that other than that that's something completely unrelated to machine party
that's one of the scenarios okay made it out guys okay you guys know made it out with
if anyone can beat me i will go to my local bakery take an image of your facecam from your
stream have them make it in icing on top of a white cake drop my pants and
sit in it and take a picture and sit in here. That is right. Can we do that?
Before and after. I'll see you before and after. If anyone can beat me in
machine party. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Those are the stakes. The stakes are high.
You take that it wasn't a damn good deal.
All right, see me there.
The machine party have cheats yet.
BRB.
Change by Steve Todd, would you take it boys?
Check it out.
There we go.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Actually, I want to do a custom.
I've never played this game, never even seen it.
I've seen TikToks of it.
Oh, you can actually hack it that one time.
You're a Blinjahs game yet?
No.
It's a fantastic game.
I'm going to see you guys the room ID you go boys up on it boys hop on it there you go
is one for you Mr. John and lastly one for you Mr. gimmick there you go boys I don't
You know you're on and grab a beer
Anyone yes, I did. I just did you in I didn't even have to do I just click join in it automatically. Yeah, I mean they even do it really
Yeah, that happened to give me the idea. Do you like to damage it like put you in here?
I said like no, it all it automatically takes your
Your code, right? You should be refused to play with yours because he knows you'll be
Fool how much did you know it by now?
I want you to take your note pad and a little pencil, okay?
Papa Pete's gonna show you how you really play this game. All right. Okay. All right
I'm gonna take you from I'm gonna take you from Tammy to Chad
I'm gonna take you from Timmy to Chad. These lashes were quick. Good tips and tricks
Mr. Frenchy French and Mr. Folka and Mr. Savage and Mr. Assy-Gassy motherfuckers what good man good, I'm mad
PC to Bob what PC to Bob what
Your Garbo P. That's still does not excuse that I'm for it all and
undefeated undefeated I'm gonna show us how to beat the same
people we don't ever even play this game.
Give me a kiss, where are you?
Kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss, a kiss, a kiss, a kiss.
This is no sound! What's going on? Hold on, what is it?
Is it when you go between the things? You don't hear that?
No I don't. I hear it.
Oh good for you.
I hear it, I hear it, go for it.
Now I'm going, now I'm going, now I'm going, now I'm going.
Hmm, should I go grab a quick silly juice while you wait for Mr. gimmick?
Oh sorry, I just got back, I just got back.
I'm going to grab a quick silly juice, don't worry.
Alright, alright.
Start without him, start without him.
Who won the fight tonight?
Um, I think it's happening right now.
Oh, is it? It's around the time the main card usually starts. UFC results. Let's see.
Oh, which one is this? Is this...
Ian Geary vs Islam Makachev.
I have it good, I have it good.
Yeah, what was the odds on that?
Wasn't Geary just like, what, 600?
I've never heard of either of those people in my life.
It has not happened yet.
I'm more of a Jake Paul guy
I'm more of a Mackenzie Dern
We do a shuffle and we see around for right now is it
It's round four to one right now
Is there any
Any games that we see increase the number of games per that game would decrease them
what you say I was always be online I'm sure there's I will say some games are
way over not overrated but over weight it like you can see points for some games
and not for others so for those games there probably is but I don't know the
answer to that. We're going to say we just run it. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Oh shit.
We're starting with Duck Hunt. Lord have mercy.
Here's my favorite one. This is my favorite one boys. We are not losing our undefeated
title tonight boys. Lock it in. I hate my knees so badly.
Oh
You shut the bitches you took advantage of what I could move
It's okay. I was air. I was air punching the whole time
I'm trying to wake myself up. I don't know why I'm so sleepy right now. I got lucky. Oh
Oh fuck you
Go fuck
Oh
You make it pass we get back now. They're not going anywhere buddy. They're not going anywhere
We can take you by the day. We who want no
Is that close to the one?
We're all out.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, that is just...
Oh, let me just put the sniper down.
Let me just put the sniper down.
The sniper's down.
Oh, my God.
He's running!
No scope!
No scope, handsome!
You got like a hack that is here something all games
It's God fuck
Who's I mean who's I mean who's I mean it's closey out
Yeah, boy. Too easy. Too easy.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I gotta actually get you out of the way.
I gotta go, go, go!
Stick out your hand. I actually took that shot.
I didn't know that.
Oh my God, dude.
Nice!
I need to...
I need to chug some.
They've been sent to you.
We're talking about it.
It is it is hard as fuck to sign for this, so
Gotta be quick into that close you gotta be quick into that mr. Close you gotta be quick into that
What you close you gotta be quick mr. Close?
Gotta be quick into that mr. Close you gotta be quick
What the f**k is that? They're going twerking!
Who's going twerking?
They're going twerking!
What?
Sorry I didn't have a blue bolt action sniper from Fortnite.
What the f**k is that?
They're going twerking!
Okay.
I did just as good as close. I don't feel that bad.
Yeah, what the f**k?
Oh boy, I'm not getting in.
Don't need to get in.
It's cursed.
Is it John now?
Yeah.
Waiting to take the first shot.
Hey.
What?
No scope, no scope, there it is.
He just got a head shot at me, I wasn't even damaged yet.
That'll happen.
All right.
Okay.
You got any of that pure oxygen peanut?
Oh shit
We all the game is on the wrong thing
It makes you hold on we can use it. I need to change my
It's not the wrong thing to bullet but my game is on the wrong sounding for my
team change it I'll fix it just take it okay
but I just know I could have just know I could have thank you
you missed you didn't even touch me
I know I knew you were I knew you were I'm on to you buddy. Oh
That was crazy
I had to change my stream title. I forgot so I was way behind
and
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I don't know. I'm this mean peanut.
No!
I know, I'm saying I'm not the one shooting him.
Oh. Oh, that's closey.
Oh. Yeah.
Dang it, dude. I got...
I couldn't go to that way, man.
You're right.
We all died. It leaves me all down.
Steven, bitch.
Bull crap. Bull crap. Bull crap.
That was cheating! That was cheating!
Fuck it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm a little bloody jack, I'm a little bloody jack.
What
Okay, you're son of a bitch
You're targeting me. We'll just right there your asshole
There he goes
Oh, he's still alive.
He's having death, he's having death.
What the fuck?
You little wibblewobble again, boy.
Oh!
Oh, each green light is running.
Oh, let's go!
Too easy, too easy!
Oh!
There we go boys, there we go!
Ooh, all right, time for death of destruction, time for carnage.
No one will be making it this round.
I'm
a bitch.
What?
There's me now, buddy.
Guys, are you gonna do something?
Working on it, working on it.
I'm dead.
Very nice.
Oh, he's good.
I'm gonna give you half of it.
Yes, give it.
We got it, we got it, we got it, baby.
We got it. We got it. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
Okay, we're good enough here. We're good enough.
First place. First place. I glanced down to the bottom.
It is boys. We're fast in the lead.
That's the worst thing for me right now. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my god.
I
Drive you can press the arrow key at the bottom and it'll teach you all about the game
Yeah, yeah
This one's pretty easy I mean self-explanatory I should say not easy
I'm sorry, no. Okay. Alright, what's going on here?
You got me.
Oh,
get fucking it.
Oh, shit.
Fuck you, shit.
I'm being targeted and harassed.
Let me tell you something.
You keep picking on me.
You're not gonna get first. There's someone else who's too much.
Oh, yes.
Stupid bitch.
He bugs at me. You're not gonna win because someone just got right by you.
Be careful.
Be careful, why?
You went to play with your friends.
Your friends are not, are not friends here.
What's up? It's going to be me.
Hey, we can be chords up.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
We're gonna. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
What? That's me! You touched me!
Oh, shit!
No!
Oh!
There we go, there we go!
That thing was a foot away from me. What the hell was that?
Somebody's adding some secret features.
Oh, it keeps going for me!
John, John, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, John!
You're not doing the interview!
You're writing it right now!
I will fuck you!
No!
I got it after, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Ooh!
Fuck!
We need to leave!
Oh, we won twice!
Fuck!
Do you get so many points for that?
I know, the games are way better.
We're going to open a five or no undefeated championship right here.
One part, one part, okay.
Okay, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
No spamming there.
Mark, keep it.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
Get it right now.
You have to click the button that says ready.
Oh, dies, good cause.
Thank you.
It's a secret trick in the game.
What is John doing John is
organizing all the time. No way.
Single handedly. You John, you single handedly made it.
Don't let him talk to you like that. You did great. You did great.
I thought it was organized to come game.
I didn't know what game it was.
I literally, okay, there they are.
Well, not winning this round.
God damn it.
Go!
I was so close.
Oh, I was so close.
What was I gonna do?
Oh, I was, oh, I was so...
show. Oh, I really cried. Yeah, I
cried at the bottom of the
screen. No, I was almost there.
I was almost there. You grabbed all
the calm and moved into one corner.
I thought we were sort of calm,
dude. Very kind of mistake.
That ain't me this time. It
ain't me this time. I'm out.
I'm getting thrown into the middle of Iraq with a wooden stick.
I killed Clumsy and Givick at the literal last man of second before they would have gotten me.
Dude, I swear that top tables are like way harder because you can't see anything.
You sick fuck.
You're lucky here, I gotta focus again, focus again, focus again.
I'm so bad at this.
Oh, this is my ecrypto knight.
Oh my god, I think this whole game might be my kryptonite
I don't think he would deposit that well
Oh wait, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
What?
Oh, I don't know this.
Okay.
I don't even fucking know this one.
Maybe it's that.
Maybe that's it.
I don't know
Nope
You survived that?
Hey
You're all gone
What the fuck?
How fuck
I'm 50-50 on this one
Yeah, yeah
I'm 50-50 on this one
Woo!
Oh, I'm dead
Let's go!
dude what did i fuck up on
John? how you going away?
good good that's good to hear that's good to hear
it's your proxy
oh that's it
oh well
see you guys later
oh fuck wait I forgot
I don't think I got this one
I'm 75% it's what I've got my own one wrong
oh fuck oh no it's the meaning of that
Yeah, I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
John?
Fucking die!
John, how did you get it?
Fucking this.
Hell, right?
I got this one, too. Pretty easy.
Oh, you got different things.
I
Didn't that design in my chair? Oh
Yeah, I just was it for me not for me not for me, buddy
This one's it for me, buddy
What oh what the fuck
I thought John was stupid. Oh
Jump up I forgot
Hey, Joe, I just hope it kills you first
Hey, Joe, if something kills you first...
BAH!
Me too!
I pushed off by like one right there. I don't know what it was.
I don't know what it was.
So I brought the right guy over there. I don't remember what it was.
Barely as many points. Thank God that one has barely any points.
You're up by a thousand points.
Of course he is a lot more.
I'm not really good at memorizing.
I'm so bad at that. That's probably my worst game. I'm so bad at short-term memory. I don't remember that much
I always lose my keys
I
Choose yes
Are you kidding me why would you choose with with peanut John? Let me explain who you are you choose me?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Because my guy
That was my top man. He was on the mission.
They're all just playing the chance game. Nobody's pushing anyone.
We're just hoping that the screen is going to run.
They're going to take it down the way out.
Soon we'll be forced.
Well, you come play.
You just come play over here.
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
You're going to stay there.
I didn't save them.
Bye.
You're a little.
You better hope that you sit on those three things.
I'm not letting you over here, buddy.
Do you want to play over here?
I'm not letting you over here, buddy.
Let you over here. You better hope it's over there, buddy.
Mr. Peanut, you want to play over here?
Over here?
You want to come over here?
Oh my god, I stayed on.
You want some of this big boy? You want some of this big boy?
Mr. Peanut.
You want some of this big boy?
Come on, baby, come on.
I
Slipped
You're the last place that's who do you want to be you want to be you want to be everybody I'm in first place
I want to be everybody do we have a mutual understanding to beat everybody together
No no no no no no I always get last place
Yeah
I
Need to see that team it up you and me yeah, yeah, well I'm stuck on me fuck
You stay over there
Oh, are you trolling it come on folksy come on folksy
kill John first John was I'm done man I thought we close he goes down we got a battle you
I mean
Oh
She's gonna see boys
You
Come on over here. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, that's okay. It's okay. Okay. That's not pretty buddy
Okay, these fucking WASD controls. Oh my god. I can't fucking do it.
You got this, you got this. I can't really help you. I've honestly got to fuck over here.
W watch. W. Get up, get up, get up.
Why?
John, it's over for me.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I greased you up, I greased you up.
John!
No, my mom...
I don't remember me.
No, my mom, I was kinda cool.
You were kinda a cool guy.
Oh, let's fucking go!
What?
Hahaha.
Oh, shit.
Oh?
Oh, okay.
It comes down to this.
I'm the edge. Oh, okay. Alright, I'll see this one. I've got to go around. It's what I'm
I've got to go around to I've got to go around to I've got to go around to learn their names.
I'm not gonna say it but okay I'll go to the next one.
All right, but I only see these guys at like office Christmas parties, okay?
They're co-workers.
I appreciate that one.
That one's, uh, Cloxy, 100% Cloxy, 100% Yeah, they do, I don't know.
They work in accounting.
I don't even see them.
What?
Fuck them.
We shared cigarettes in the parking lot.
Had you closed your eyes for a reason and it was meaty for a reason. I was a meaty cigarette.
Look, that's all the more reason why he's remembered.
Now I had my eyes closed too.
I was pretending you were on a Swarzenfella.
Well, okay, I'm just dead even though I didn't miss a single one.
The directions for this one suck. Okay, so I'm fine. I don't know it would rotate
The right button to you read a spamming. Yes, I was just very dumb you cuz I wanted to climb up
No, no, no, what?
What?
Oh.
That's how you do it, boys.
That's how it's done.
Dude, I thought I did.
Up by 1,500 points, boys.
Dude, I was like, one step away.
We're lost.
We're done
Done done you buddy you mean power right here. You mean how do you renounce our friendship while I was what no I did
Know me from Christmas party. No, but you look at it. How do you work in accounting?
Oh good point. Fuck you John John John John John John John John John John. Get him my boy. Get him my boy.
Oh this is funny.
Okay. Oh it's funny. Oh it's funny. You want to have a pussy party are you? You want to have a pussy party?
You want to have a pussy party? I can have a pussy party.
I
Beaming gaming
But the hell guys fucking push each other had
This is what you know is only one be watching buddy only once you guys survive better. Stop keeping
You have these dead and paid off. I don't do this to miss the club see I
Push you into that
You have the dance fade off I refuse to be lucky in boys like it in John John you meet on your meat you meet my
Beauty yeah
John!
Yeah, John and John, he didn't expect to join because he's funny.
John, join us, John, join us.
John did not join them.
John, John, you're not joining them.
I'm not from accounting.
I'm from accounting.
You see you over the company, John, you see you over the company.
It's about payables.
Yeah, God's payables.
That's still accounting, dumbass.
John, John, you would be all the way.
John, you would be all the way.
And nobody's my friend
Close you got me slide dude. There's no way it's there again
You're like that, bitch. I like that was he okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good man
John and me
How do we both digimic is it because I was on the ground, but you didn't go you stayed in there John you survived
until it squished you
Oh
I
One! One of them changes!
That's that!
Wait a minute!
That was your plan!
That was it!
That was bullshit.
Alright, pay it off.
Literally any other one, you were dead.
Any other one!
That was my chance!
Pay it off, Bams!
Done. You and me, Bams.
You and me right here. You and me.
They're getting people's watch so hard.
Yes, because I can catch up to gimmick
Listen, I want to stay ahead of closing gimmick, and you want to get in front of closing gimmick
Exactly, we have a mutual understanding, we have a mutual understanding, John
The second you go to the third, then he teams with me, and then we're gonna teach you a lesson
But wouldn't that complete the task that I'm telling him that he wanted to complete?
We could, John, if we team up together, we can
John, if you team up with Dan, you stay last
What do you really think they're gonna let you go in front of them?
They can finally make Peanut get in the first place
John they're gonna keep you in last. Why would they let you pass them?
You know, I would be I'm the only gentleman that will want you to get up in the leaderboard in front of
Are you
Down there
Oh
Hey, that's gonna be it for me. It's gonna be it for me. Oh
No way what there not as good or not as good you're not as good you are you are?
No! God, close him! What? What?
What the hell was that? He never picked a trick, John! He's never picked a trick, John!
Just a literal, constant stream, fully automatic for peanut. Every time I play this game. Every time.
Oh my god.
I just not giving up again. I just not giving up again.
I just not giving up again.
Why do you slide like seven feet away?
I didn't want to kill me too!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, fuck that game.
Oh man, I got last place.
We're out by 1,200 boys.
Out by 1,200 boys.
We're winning.
We're about to be the five and all
undefeated champion of the world.
Good boy, suck it, suck it.
Oh, I'm so bad at this one.
What the fuck is this game?
Dude, would you like to say it?
Yeah
I stand third, you get to first
Professional
I'm a pro at smoking
Yeah, I'm a pro at smoking
It makes sense to me
I'll just smoke
You guys smoke
Is there
Rhymer reason we're just ripping six inside or away.
No!
Dude, my guy is a pussy.
I did it, I did it again!
My guy is a pussy.
I was golfing after one second.
How was you golfing after one second?
I was just waiting in cigarette.
Nice.
I'll get you boys.
You ain't no smoker, dude.
Nezastar sent, hey Mr. Peanut, my fiance Sierra would love a birthday curse of your choosing.
Oh shit.
Lizzie.
Oh my god.
fuck
oh
happy birthday Sierra
I'm dying to wait I swear to god
I'm going to match your activities
bro this is the worst game
now it's time for the first and the second
no easy
actually worst game
That's how you smoke in your house!
Help my 50-odd boys, help my 50-odd.
Ooh, this.
Ooh.
Ah, this one's...
Wait a sec, I'm supposed to burn art, right?
Psycho.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, boys, I can...
I can...
Not bad.
I don't
Oh
Look these beans are shit out of the house. Oh god, dude. I started late. I wasn't paying attention
I literally
Mr. Closey, don't joke, don't joke, Mr. Closey, fight it around!
Oh, so, Mr. Closey, don't joke, Mr. Closey, do you think you can joke or something?
Oh, no.
Probably.
Oh, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
You know you don't, you know what?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Let's go!
I'm dead, I fucking joke, man, I fucking joke!
Eh, yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
I
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but
It's gonna be over and blow me so John. It's okay
No wire games like this peanuts tizzle
Whoa, mr. Glowsy mr. Glowsy
and I cannot
this is the best I can do guys
that's the best I can do
don't joke Mr. Cloaksy
it's a big point round
I need to make friends with
people who suck at video games
what am I doing
playing with Cloaksy
world fucking Fortnite TV
AT&T
champion sweeper bird peanut
what the fuck am I doing
But your time, birdpea.
What can I do with my life?
John's here.
John's here?
John's here.
I watched your guys stream last week.
John, I thank God to you every night.
I thank God to you every night.
I got you. I will make you feel human again.
Thank you.
I don't even know I don't even get to these direction. You guys are seeing some veterans at this game. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Let's play video games. I gotta play every goddamn game with the best fucking gamers in the world. I had to fight Trout today.
Woo, daddy know me, daddy know me.
Oh, shit.
Bye, Don.
Oh, John, Don, it's really so.
Bye, Don.
He won't catch me.
He's eating my ass.
Ooh, Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, shit.
Where's, where's, where's, where's, where's, where's
close yet?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.
Come on, motherfuckers.
No way! I fucking whiffed!
Where's fucking my body?
He's fucking you, buddy.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, I'm not fucking.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh my god.
my condition,
go ahead,
what up?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
It's very easy for me.
Very.
Jumping up, jumping up, going.
I
Be agile
Throw it
Sorry Johnny, you just do it the right position John another personal. I was hiding
No, no, no, you know if you're gonna hide multi-detectors after this round
What I'm saying
Oh my god, he fucked up
That's literally bullshit. That's literally bullshit damn it
Why you have wins game with your mind? We might already in the middle buddy, but I is middle
So John if you're gonna hide from afar you know, yeah, we would bet we rapidly left me going over game click. See you guys
You have to all right quick and left click. I didn't read the direction just left click all you need is left click
Do easy do easy.
You got too close.
I'm just walking in.
That's the strat.
I don't know how that
Maybe you can have a line of sight.
God, God, God.
I'm just gonna take a piece of shit.
Ah, here it, here it, you know?
Stand right on top of me.
Look at me. Look at me in the eye.
you got a work buddy
good luck
you guys are already MLG players
this is the sweatiest party game for sure
100%
peanut rip this off stream for 8 hours for sure
I'll tap left click a bunch of times if you tap a bunch of times yeah it's right it's right quick
Oh god I hate this one. All you guys do is just push me into the fucking bomb.
Oh god, god, what are you doing?
It's a race. It's a race.
You want us to run straight on this one?
Don't be into the script under the line next to me.
You just want to run straight down the middle.
It's not even a race.
It's a race.
He's dead.
You fuck?
No, he fucking died.
Oh.
Oh
I
Do you hate me?
Okay
Okay, John John John John. I'm gonna just stop push me
you should have just ran over one it would have killed the peanut
fuck johnnie newton
and then you lay the fuck out
if you ran over one peanut is dead
up
oh fuck give me a double
i'm not doing that bruv it's just trying to live my life theater
he's trying to live my life
we're all just trying to live out here
You know, it's all down here for him.
Oh, close his fucking dead.
This game is ass!
I don't want to be a fight-a-monger.
John, will you get off of me?
You get off of me, John.
Bam! First place!
Hell yeah!
God dammit.
Good work, boys! Good work!
That one was easy.
That was where the wise boys only dingled.
What the fuck?
Why is that worth so many points?
I'm point two thousand!
Boys, it's about the five and oh.
I feel like this game is over.
This point disparity between every single position is crazy.
I'm about to be the undefeated champion of the world!
I'm getting points locked in it.
I think the only actual person that could catch up like physically is I might be able to catch
cozy if folks yeah fails everything immediately and I am a become a god but unlikely
I
Know I lose fucking I think I'm already not doing God dear materials
Am I
I don't know. What the hell is this?
It could have been anybody.
Oh, gosh, damn it.
Come on, get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!
YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!
WHAT?!
WHAT IS THAT?!
It's one of my boxes again!
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm taking this back, placee.
Hey, hey.
Oh, Joe.
You won.
Oh, damn it.
I can eat boy. I'm gonna tub now. I like that this game actually switches spots. I'm like a stupid gun-building game
John oh, sorry immediately gimmick are you fucking I thought that was John I thought that was John
Why'd they drop WHAT?
What the fuck is that?
Why'd they take my?
I literally hit him like four times and they didn't make him drop the box.
What?
What the fuck?
Cheese to cheese to fucking cheese.
Yeah fuck you bitch.
I'll give it to you.
What are you doing?
Okay, alright, alright.
I'll get it, boys.
I don't mean to do anything that I do.
It's all just, it's all just reactions.
that fudge sway
I got a dozen drunken bars and he died and he died and I'm dead I'm dead it's
open it's over I lost because it giving stars invincible for some reason it
I had to choose between keeping you from stealing that and pushing that in.
You took two of my bots?
Yeah, that's crazy. I might never see that.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
We're still in the lead by maybe point.
Maybe point.
John, how's it going on the left?
It's going so good.
Oh, this is a good one. This is going right here.
You actually might catch up with Mr. Kochi.
Yeah.
I think me and Kloxy are the only actual...
This is the competition still on the table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just fan laugh.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Just fan laugh.
You gotta fill up your fork with bees, and then right click, eat some.
You gotta eat a couple bees.
I totally didn't know who it was me until just now.
Also, don't eat bees when he's looking.
I'm gonna tell you that.
I fucking hate every single one of you.
Oh, fuck that. Oh my god. Oh, thank goodness, dude. I thought I was fucking drunk, but it was the whole first round.
You son of a bitch, coach. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch, coach. You son of a bitch.
Ooh, that might seal the deal on me catching up with the Cloak. See, that might sell.
play it these sweatiest mission this is the sweatiest
rinse off I don't think you can play this game while drinking
booties I don't think it's possible no no I tried doing that
the first night and I was literally drooling 30 let me
game was impossible 75% of these games I am the first to
tell you it's possible the first two games I the first
Yeah, I played this I was smoked out of my mind
Well peanut the difference is we get drunk off of four voodoo's, okay? You need like fucking 15
That's not true boss, it's not true
and we'll say peanut metabolism is a little faster humans but other than that it's the same
If I get this needle I'm gonna
Fuck it bit and all you up buddy. I was no I got you up. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. I'm gonna pick all you up now
My dear yeah. Oh
What are you doing?
Hey.
Hehehe.
Got him flashlighted, right click.
Yeah, you're doing a fellow good worker.
You're a hick-a-puck?
What are you doing?
I checked your fucking click right out of you, you shit-fuck.
I
We just fucking do
Like if you get points you find the fringe, I don't really know
So so and maybe once you're infected maybe for I don't know dude who knows
Are you giving
Fuck you give me
Mutually assured destruction
Mutually assured destruction, okay
It's all the little-
THERE HE IS!
NO NO NO!
Ehhhhh, yeah.
I can- I can-
Can I-
It's rich only being these little island cabinets filing cabinets. You're fighting out a giant to giant ass syringe
You'll know when you get it. You just yeah start holding a giant green syringe
Don't you write your son somebody's got it. Somebody's got it. Somebody's got it. Fuck this
Where's the Sarooge at?
Oh, hey, don't mind if I see you back here, do ya?
It makes a room.
This is the worst part of the game I've ever played.
It makes a room.
I
Saw your name through the wall
Wait, you saw a name
I
Went I went up and I see a fucking gimmicks name the little bash through the wall
the enemy yeah I saw John I saw John Sue I think he's cheating he's
5 and all undefeated champion of the world not last not last not last gimmick not last
twice in a row. Not last twice in a row.
Guys, I, uh,
it sucks.
Hey, G.
How about we play this game without peanut to actually play against people
that are enjoyable to win against?
Whoa.
Start the lobby and invite me.
Beep.
Peanut.
Start the lobby.
Beep.
We should, we, should we post salacious rumors on Twitter about peanut?
Oh, close.
I'm doing a bogey.
Bogey is locked in right now.
You already said to start it.
Bogey is locked in.
Pia, what hacks do you have downloaded?
I am the machine party champion of the world, 5 and 0.
Undefeated!
How many hours in Mario Party do you have?
How many hours in Mario Party?
You take for this.
Undefeated champion of the world.
You got lucky.
Undefeated 5 and 0.
You got lucky champion of the word
Yeah, I can't leave you. I guarantee you I guarantee you
Thousand hours in Mario Party
20
You know, I have zero actually I have like one I played that game once I said I don't like this. Let's play smash
Oh
That's my favorite game to play with my bro's
Party and I and we had a gay orgy all night in
This was when I was 25 by the way, I don't don't get any weird ideas is I was 25 when this happened, okay?
First of all
Like I noticed you just taking my spot
Oh, no you you just were determined to beat me get the damn game come see
We're not doing that again. It's it dude. They're there needs to be more games
Also switch party games to the guys what that's cool. I know what have you guys everybody's
Long walk this long
The big walk or something well the thing is a big one like I'm totally down to try it hurts really really good
It's just I don't know if it's a stream game. Those games are like really good, but they're not fit for stream
Apparently what happens is on the belly of puzzles super fun
It's really well built, but a lot of it's just like walking through the forest like with your friends and
Like if there's like a 30-minute intermission between each puzzle that's just not a good speed game
I don't know
I have no idea. I know nothing about it.
Yeah, I heard it was good.
Also, I've been told in chat, this game has an extremely favored host advantage.
Huh.
You can host if you want.
I actually don't want to.
Oh.
Fuck me.
Alright guys, I see players one more time and then we hop on big one. What do you guys think? Yeah?
Hop on what? Big one? Yeah, let's do it.
Alright, hop on big one. Come on.
I'm off after this I find we'll play big one without you
I gotta win I'm doing I am only sabotaging peanut
I mean what okay guys I'm not playing this is all for you guys
You had John fucking ascend
Oh my secret weapon is John
Oh God, you and John
You and John
Oh God, I only read about you in my secret weapon
John
John is the only one who used my weapon
John's like on the first page
I know you're wearing this.
John, just know that.
Thank you.
I'm going to go take a quick pee pee.
And you think about what you just said.
Let's see how stupid it is.
John is the javelin missile of gamers.
Yep.
John's the only reason why he won.
I'm going to be the reason Peanut loses.
Give me what you got.
That idiot is gone.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
We kick him, get you in here, and then start the game.
Yes.
Who specifically were you talking about?
Yes.
I told you guys yesterday that he literally works us all against each other so he wins.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened. That's the only reason why he fucking won.
I got literally after that, guys.
Oh, shit.
That's what I was talking about, and that's why Philadelphia won't win this year.
Oh, Gron can't pull it off.
Oh, I'm still here.
You're talking about.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I heard he drinks the blood of small creatures.
he does he does
i heard he blinks and blutters small creatures to paint an advantage
alright guys
we're going all in
i heard he fucks your dad and that's where he gets all his superpowers to play this game
mine?
shit
guys i need to take a break i need to call my mom
she's got to know about this
she needs to know
she needs to hear about me
I have to tell my mom. I have to tell my mom about this Genji. I can't believe you Genji.
Thank you. Thank you Genji.
I can't believe you would do this to my dad.
Don't shoot the message. Don't shoot the message.
I'm just letting you know.
He's such a simple man. He's a simple man. He's a simple man.
Ow!
Oh, Coach is dying.
I'm fucking hurt. Ow!
What did you do?
I thought you was a tinfoil to jerk off.
I bought it too.
I have a ticket twisted!
I have a ticket to that!
Shee!
Fucking saboteur, stupid ass nut.
You sabotaged your nuts.
What?
I'm a visual learning system.
Do you need to take a break?
Oh no, no, I like it. It feels me.
Oh no.
There are better ways to get your,
what's it called, serotonin?
What is peanut?
I want to remind you something boys. If you all team up against me the person that defeats the undefeated champion
Is the first place winner so if you team up a gimmick close to yourself
He's gonna go right behind you back in that first place slot
Right
I can't play.
Nobody's gonna remember the second place winner of who took down the other few champion. No one remembers second place right there, buddy.
Just remember that, guys. Just remember that.
Correction, you're all fucked.
What?!
Ah shit.
Yeah
You got this
You John fucking guilty shit
It's just like with that movie parasite where the poor people all fucking just kill each other and the rich people just you have everything they ever wanted
They're not quick with country. Oh you shut up a biscuit. He said
Wait, how did you hitting him not?
Not having dropped the box. I don't know if I like doesn't drop whatever I hit somebody stupid
This is so dumb
Pete oh my good
Good offense good offense
This is so dumb it's R&G
I believe in the host having no way to take some my mom
Kind of like hamburger helper fuck show
Energy miss Piggy got that tank fun. Huh soon. John. Let's not parasite. Let's not parasite
Let's not parasite. It was not intentional parasites. I didn't I did I didn't really really see
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing, John?
Wait, you just killed yourself.
Amazing play, John.
What are you, John?
Are you an idiot?
Try to save my key weapon, one last round.
That's you saving my key weapon, one last round.
John.
No wonder why I'm John on my D
This is great
I loved it. Oh, I'm sorry
No way you got no way he's gonna win
We're up boys.
We got this lock in.
Lock it over.
Let's see.
Let's see you.
me boss you mean my second worst game
you mean that you mean that's unfair
you be boss you be good because we are
up just you know you know mutual mutual
let's not each other you say thanks man
no problem yeah no problem every round
peanut just targets me no matter what
no matter what the teams are no matter
what the placements are and it just
Fuck it fuck laser means me
What's the bed?
Fuck John you felt to be in the noggin good fuck you fuck you
Okay, I see what's going on here
John oh
Oh my god, you lucky fuck you lucky fuck
God there's no way you lose this
John's gonna throw
Don't you worry about that
I threw like 20 20 towards you you throw one towards me and it's just fucking
me you sick fuck you're sick I see what it is team it up on all be that huh
team up on all Peter okay jelly did that closey jelly did that they're coming for
you next they're coming for you next you next in the list who do you think
that to me buddy reading that I died first every time there those you get a
company even once that time you get a company even one you're my man you're
my guy you're my boy don't listen he's just doing that so you want to go for
a I want to get you I want to get you on top of giving do you not want to
I'm gonna be on top of Gibbon?
No, she's not gonna talk about it.
I'm not gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna get you on top of Gibbon.
I prefer to be the bottom.
Let's exercise.
I'm gonna lose this one.
I
I already messed up wait what I didn't get a single one wrong how did I die so fast
What the hell
What
I tried I tried it I tried different finger
What the fuck?
What is always happening?
I'm not gonna get sick of going on this one.
Wait, that happened last time too!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Here we go again, they are normal positions.
Wait, can I not climb it?
Nerdpurple, boys, girls!
Where are we all from?
AT&T tournament winner, and if...
That's a whole different thing.
And then just regular guys.
Oh my god.
Alright, we're going to uh, run.
Alright, it's a free throw.
I'm not teaming up with anyone.
I'm killing you all.
Give me.
I believe I just get in my chinny chin chin.
Hold John oh no
John gotta get out of there
Oh
Yo, that popped up fastest shit though, but normally it's like
I
See
Corner of corner oh shit. Oh
I could I do that. I could have walked out and I can push you my boy. You're my boy. So you're not gonna
My boy, you're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're not gonna do that, right?
Yeah, you're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy
Oh
Oh my goodness.
Yes!
Every time we close, you get the last one spot right next to him.
Every time.
I love it.
Push the bandage.
Push it.
Oh, dammit. Have a split.
Oh, didn't...
Oh.
Yeah, how did the gap close? I think I would like you those
Everybody lines up and then red red red. Oh, yeah, close one twice right right, right, right
Not as far as the other games we gotta get our points up quick
I got it.
Oh my god.
I
Think back to the guy I definitely
Where's that John guy
I was last so it worked
Just found out you have to hold the search. I've been clicking all of them. Yeah, I noticed that I didn't say anything
Oh my me?
What the heck are they?
Oh shit oh shit.
Damn it I thought I got you.
Yeah, I gotcha.
It's crazy.
I got a gun.
Fuck.
Hey.
God, son of a bitch.
God, take that.
Dude, I actually thought for a second you were done.
No, I wasn't.
I'm being-
Obviously you weren't.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I think he's got my way.
I'm sorry, boss.
I hope he's got me first every time.
Hey guys.
What?
I didn't even see it.
That was a complete guess.
Are you folding?
That's right.
I got no points.
Zero points.
This is a close game.
It's just far too close right here.
We gotta lock it in
right here right now.
Oh, this is my first one.
Oh Lord.
Nah.
Back to you.
Cigarette smoking one is?
I've never finished with cigarette.
Just picture that it's inside your living room.
It's a camel crush.
True.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Hey guys.
Every doing why are you all pushing me what the hell okay? Oh shit?
Okay, all right, you think you sleep don't you think you sleep?
I'm dying so
What are you keep you to most of these girls?
Yeah, where is it?
I still it got you. Haha. I can break it after was a break was a break was a break was a break
Listen break listen break listen break listen break listen break listen break listen break
I'm scared the times that the timing on shipping for my first choice actually
Not a bit as well. I'm I'm actually currently working on doing that now
But yeah, it won't it definitely won't be delivered in two weeks, but I'm working on it
I'm working on it. I told them I said dude. This is way too long. We got it. We got a fix this I
Got up. I got I took it up with them. I said this is far too long. Oh, I do log in
We're getting to the human face!
Face! Face! Face!
Oh no!
It moves now.
All those are was coming.
Fucking...
Damn dude, some fucking...
bold moves at the beginning here.
Yeah.
We're at exu seven for the love of god P wish my wife Kristen a happy birthday
She said I can stop busting until you do for the love of god
still first place was not bad not bad not bad boys you guys I'm not gonna lie you
I'm not thinking about this one so you're not that far ahead he can
overtake us in one game you know what he's a one-game easy like that guys I'm
not gonna lie I'm a little worried about coach to beat me he is about 200
points behind me this is not good this is not good
WHOLE TEAM TEAMS UP ON ME!
Let's do it!
What?
You're coping, you're coping!
Oh sorry, didn't mean to cope by that.
I was getting that, I didn't mean to do the first one because of John.
I fucked up.
I was pretty close.
The close one, I was close one.
Okay.
Alright, first one's a freebie.
First one's a freebie, first one's a freebie.
This one is my least favorite one. You guys are gonna win
everyone
Oh my god
I
No
I guys first with the baby
you're welcome
You
Missed you close me
Close me at that time. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Fuck I was paying attention. Oh
fuck don't show down Mr. Closey don't show down I'll be a bad time to talk
Mr. Closey do not do it got to stand me miss Closey no I fucked up man oh my
god I really need you to beat him I think of it I really need you to beat him my dad
and sorry wait he died why he died
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm fucking up bad this round, because we tied, dude, you asked why
you didn't die and I wanted to, okay, because we tied and I wanted to stay the whole time.
I beat you though.
No, 62-62.
Was it really?
Yes.
And you asked that question and it fucked me up because I wanted it and I was trying
I couldn't say it out loud, but I couldn't say it without losing focus and I got fucked!
Hi, alright, a little die, let me think.
I got 59! I got 59!
What? I got 59!
What? I got 58 on your screen!
What?
No, 59! I got 68!
I got 62!
It's a little off or something.
Woo!
Yeah, that was the only game we played sorry. I forgot you stupid bitches. All right everyone team up my club
Oh shit this one. Oh God
Peter turn right. I'm turning right around
Guys
Oh fuck I don't like flanking.
Yeah, you like how you're saying that you're a John.
He's saying go for me and he's nowhere to be found.
Just know that John.
I should have said that, John.
I got you. I got you.
I'm gonna go.
Oh, I wish I had him.
I wish I had him.
Oh, I would have had him right there if I just did that.
Oh my goodness.
It's fucking given.
We'll just fall off from natural causes here soon.
And then we'll
You meet our unique unique in some world you and me get some old dog you need it so well done
It's always been super nice
Yes, I have don't listen to the job. Are you serious? Did you just try to kill me?
Yes, yes, oh my god, I got
Some to the numbers
God did I just see betrayal right there? No, no, it was a miss click. I miss thinking sure I would have kept going at you
It's lose the train. Uh, well, okay?
Gigi's John
Oh
All right, I'm not gonna push anyone this is
Oh
You lucky dog
I
Lucky
Get over here, coach, you know
I'm all alone in the cook corner
You be John you be John you be John
John he said you and me and he's nowhere to be found
I really wish you had the second after I said you and me because I see remember you said that last time
So they have better push them at least once
Yeah, I did what you got like it. Oh, no. Oh, no, man. When I start coughing. Oh,
no, I'm cigarette in your ass. Okay. I'm gonna put it out. My bottle. Dude. I I've
never finished your cigarette. It's over. I am.
I don't get this fucking game.
I'm doing it dude. I'm doing it. I'm smoking in my house. I don't understand. I'm smoking
in my house. I'm smoking in my house. I do it so good. It just doesn't fucking work.
devs need to be there as their head exam heads don't smoke inside like we do
I
We go but wait what
Oh my goodness
all those boys am I first my version and oh you're like 300 points above
first John you meet us John John don't John John you want to beat you guys I
want to beat them too let's work together you and me you mean till the
the end. Oh fuck, it's gonna wait for me. Oh. Yeah, I went for the push John John and
it fucked me. John, John, I didn't even touch you. You're the man, John. You're the man,
You're the man, you're the man with the grand, Mr. John.
You're killed.
You got your fault.
That's how I died.
Oh my god, and you got pushed over it.
You saved me because you think you saved me.
You're a good man, but you glow teeth.
If I sit there and not move, so does he.
Get it again.
for the push no nice nice nice yes yes but even for him yes yeah I just listen
yeah yeah six times blah blah blah all right it's over it's over is that so up
yeah let's just see about that I'll wait even when I'm with you guys team it up
You guys are teammates
Don't you dare not give it don't you dare?
Good man, good man
Oh my God.
Oh crap.
Oh, here we go.
Tight up boys.
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
We got a game. We got a game now boys.
We got a game now.
This is a game. This is a game.
Let me tell you. Call your dogs off.
When you win this, you want to be any doubt that you're the best player?
Because if you team up with these dogs, people won't know for certain.
Call your dogs up!
And there will be no doubt!
There will be no doubt that you're the best!
But you gotta call your dogs up.
They've been helping him!
You're the one that's saying John the entire time.
Call your dog, John.
You have him up in you and you're calling me a dog?
Not you, John!
That doesn't make sense!
You said plural!
Ooh, is he lazy-key?
Yeah, dude, I got that back on you too. I
Will say you get the best ones every time you son of a bitch you get the spider first every time
Come on
There goes John
John you could have thrown it
John you're a good man, John you're a good man, John you're a good man, you're a good man
Oh, jumped on that grenade
OOOOOOOH!
What?
YES!
GET FUCKED!
I tried
No way.
No way that you shot.
That was great.
Great end ruins sent, brother Penan.
Thy vox feed is the finest
in the Imperium,
and it is watched in every barracks
and chapel of dees.
Ah!
Dees' knights, your honor.
Okay, okay.
John just killed John.
my man, my man!
yeah
take that grenade out again for me boss
thank you boss, thank you boss, thank you boss
these teamers
come on, stay it
save motherfucker
see what's on your mind
I don't know ways after gimmick.
I will die on this sword.
Got it!
Manuimano!
That was an inch closer.
Oh, Pino just fucked himself.
Yes, I did.
Oh, shit.
Yes, I did.
Yeah, that's true.
Yes, I did.
He predicted my movement.
He's smart.
He's a smart guy.
He didn't do any movement.
What are we all doing?
You guys want to just keep looking left?
Look, guys.
Let's all be left looking left.
We can't do one of us guys, deal?
No.
Yes.
OK.
I'll be a pussy, Lucy.
Dodge that one too for ya.
No way
Fuck
Alright gimme
Manu Imanu
Oh you're fucked
No what
Yes!
Yes, give it!
Fuck yeah!
How did that first throw not end up going to you?
You were 100% closer.
Yeah, the bullshit. I agree.
Alright, alright, the king, the king's crown is slipping.
A little sweat on the brow.
Yeah, the townspeople all got runnin' and out of here.
That's how history works!
The townspeople, all the townspeople!
I've never mutant-teed in my life are you fucking kidding me literally you're
saying John John help yeah John John if we can put a fucking toaster tape to
control over there be the same pleasure that's it I'm only going after peanut
Okay
If you were to buy remember the team John John John hold on John John the resistance John John John John John John John John John
Welcome the resistance John you actually go to me
No, shit, no, shit, no, shit, okay, he's not.
He's not, God damn it, John, God damn it, John!
Who's still in there?
OHHHH!
My nosecope didn't work.
Yeah, nosecope is weird.
Oh, dude, nosecope is kind of weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's really, I think when you nosecope it's not, it's not actually, it kind of random.
it kind of randomizes it. Lock it in boys. Lock it in boys.
Lock it in boys.
I would focus on seeing it, but.
Nodged!
Okay, well luckily I'm absolutely trashed.
Oh, all right. Okay. No way. I didn't hit that. Did you know let them go? Yeah, this is actually such a small set.
I was not trying to tell you. This is actually just what I said. This is actually just what I said. Oh my God.
This is literally a three-point. They say it's literally a three-point. Are we serious? Are we so serious?
I was not trying to go for you.
Geez Louise, geez Louise.
Sorry Mr. Peanut.
Let's have the cookie crumbles.
Let's have the cookie crumbles Mr. Peanut.
I
Hit it hit it
No, how?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think it's possible to hit that.
If you go ahead and hit it, I think you have it.
Jack in there, Jack in there.
Whoops.
I'm just standing in the doorway.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Which one's the strategy, which color's the strategy?
Red.
Thank you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck you.
Why?
I'm alive.
John.
John, not...
Unwelcome to the resistance.
Okay, I'm going back into the car.
Sorry, sorry.
You're on my team, John.
You're on my team.
No!
After you call me a poster, and then shoot me first.
I didn't know it was you first.
I'm just a pawn in your horrible games.
Watch.
Remember when I did gimmick?
I'm late my life now for the resistance
hahahahha
oh my god i didn't know what you hit me
oh okay there's a resistance
oh shi-
you got your lucky given
you got your lucky
oh jay get this
not luck let's just be in it
it's an incredible amount of skill
You shot the bitches, you shot the bitches, you shot the bitches.
I can hit boys, lock it in.
This is actually really hard to snipe.
It is, it is, I, I,
Oh, you got me!
Dude, so hard.
Oh, I messed that up so bad.
Oh my God.
Actually, I've no codecs.
Watch this.
Watch this, ready?
Oh my God.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
No.
Okay
He's doing the mech a chameleon wiggle
Here we go here we go
Dude, that's hard to shoot, man!
Fuckin'
Dodges.
New strat.
New strat doesn't work.
I
Who cruise in it first I think I fucking killed it I'm killing this round damn it
I was trying to that's what I was sparing in the beginning to try to get the reload out of the way first might have
Yeah, yeah, but it didn't work. It is where my reload is taking pretty much right shooting slow shooting fast. Yes
It's just there's no method to it
I was even just even by bullets in the magazine
I die what
Remember me
I'm gonna say it close to you should have hit me right yeah, what the fuck
I saw the woman pass through my mortal coil
go first.
You go first.
Alright, three, two, one, go.
For real this time for this time three two one go one go
All right, all right three two
Man
Don't worry boys, don't worry!
If people get good at the hiding, their gun is fucked up.
Don't worry boys, I won't!
We will dominate!
We will take first place and continue our raid!
What the fuck?
Oh fuck, oh!
Oh!
Let's go!
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good!
we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good oh give me some
You guys you just walk on down
I don't know if there's a sniper what
Okay.
Oh.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
I got you.
No!
Too easy, too easy.
Good work boys, good work.
Alright, this is gonna be bad.
It's gonna be bad right here.
This is not good.
Yeah, I don't think I have way to this one.
We got lucky, we got lucky.
Which one's this?
It's the Memorizing Game.
Oh no.
This one's fucking...
This is my worst one.
Oh my god, this is my worst one.
Well, I think I got one of the worst ones.
I got losing.
These two are my least favorite ones.
And then the fucking gun building game.
I always get the top tape
God
Which lock it lock it in lock it in
Let's not get crazy
Me and John have secured our positions. I think he's a third and fourth. Hold on. Let me
Well, what CNN has called a race
I'm sorry give that over confidence we're gonna take his win. Ah, close 31. He's already it's already too late
Thank you that overcomers. Oh, come on
Top left right left left up top top
I
My god
Stop middle stop middle top right data top middle top middle. It's the top. It's the corner. It's the corner piece
I'm gonna
We go to the top. Good luck. Good luck.
Uh, wait, this is...
Center, center, center, middle.
Oh, dude, I...
Top, middle, top, top, back, back, back, back quarter, back quarter, back quarter.
Front quarter, front quarter. Uh, the one on the right.
I think, I think I might have got it.
I don't know. I think...
Not a ton, not a ton.
oh my goodness oh my goodness
top middle top middle of the corner one quarter quarter piece middle quarter
I'm not good at memorizing you. Oh, yeah. Good job. Oh
Oh crap. It's over. Oh crap. Oh crap. It's over. Oh, yeah. I'm dead. It's over. into
Yeah, I'm dead.
Hey, tell me.
Dammit.
Ah, man.
Dammit.
Huh?
Me?
I forgot what
that's right John I'm looking over your cube across the way that's right out of your
Thanks
Hello, God, that'll be green
What
Super yeah, it's the corner one is the corner one on the left but in cleaning the middle one on the left
We don't want to let me let me let me let me let me know it's a bottom one. We did bottom one
I
Fucked it up
There's no time to reset
What the fuck is this?
I
Did okay, okay, I'm not good at memorizing what the fuck
Don't forget the corner piece on the bottom is the left side
It's gonna be any one game.
There's two games left.
Two games left.
There's gonna be any one game yet.
There's gonna be any one game.
Oh no, if it gives me one of the top tables,
I'm literally gonna rise.
I think it's gone, I got it lost.
You bitch, it's gonna be first.
No.
Dude, you have two games.
You're fucking 300 away.
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna play the last game's piece.
It has like, it only gives you like 400 points
for the whole team, I think.
This is basically the last game.
I need to focus on this.
Oh.
I'm the top, I'm the top, I'm the top.
I'm the top, I'm the top.
You and Npenet still bottom left.
He's bottom left every single game.
John, John, what are you doing?
What are you doing, John?
Getting my things to build a gun to kill everyone.
Oh my God.
Oh, I fucked up.
Yeah.
Is reserve one second?
Oh my God.
Let John finish, let John finish, let John finish.
Let John finish, he's working on something,
he's casting something tonight.
That is something very special
How one of those and I'm dead it's yeah, okay
I surrender! Oh shit! I did it! I did it! I did it! I'm in the con! I'm in the con! Holy fuck!
Inch on boys! Inch on us! Inch on us!
But I made it.
You guys...
This is, uh... I lose.
I lose, unfortunately.
I have no cogwheel.
go ahead go ahead go build a gun cause you build a gun
Oh, it is over the king the rain of the he it rides out into the
Battlefield struck in the chest with an arrow three arrows
Clumsy clumsy clumsy you will win this way you will you will win this game but people have doubts
You're going to be in the townspeople's minds.
Could he have done it alone?
I don't know, maybe.
Who knows?
You know what's in the townspeople's minds?
Woo!
I
Did it was Sharon I
Did that last game I could have came and stole all your ingredients peanut, and I did oh you just shot me
Well, yeah, that's the point of the game
I got a look damn
Dude this guy just doesn't look and then he
He just pumps me in the mouth.
He has it.
His head is disturbing.
OK.
Well, I'm dead.
Thank you, Mr. John.
You're welcome.
OK.
That's a relief.
There's your piece of news.
I'm just going to finish, dude.
I'm going to finish.
I don't care a lot.
You know what?
Take your time.
Enjoy this deal.
Enjoy this deal, get it?
You deserve it.
You don't care how long it takes me.
You're making the leader of the resistance.
He doesn't deserve it.
What?
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Is that Bosz?
Ooh, the king.
So you've done it alone?
I guess the world will never know.
The world may never know.
What the fuck?
The world may never know, guys.
The world may never know.
Congratulations, Bugsie.
Congratulations.
The world may never know.
No, the third P.A. nut.
Who knows?
Honey, I've got an alarm.
I don't need a drone!
I'm in a lot of questions.
He's got a lot of people asking.
Honey, I've got an alarm.
That is a question that a lot of people ask me.
I'll be walking down the street.
Down to a gas station.
To pick up some Buddha Rangers
and some...
You have to play another one.
You wanna run a bag? PUSH IT!
No! I know!
Nope!
Can we uninstall now?
I'm uninstallin' that, I fuckin' absolutely hated that.
I- party games are supposed to get better when you're drinking, that one got worse.
I fucking hated that.
He's the sweatiest e-sport fuckin' party game, friend-slop game I've played in my life!
I felt like I was doin' a, uh, DUI test or somethin', dude.
I was doin' that the whole time.
That was fuckin' horrible!
Well guys, should we play another party game now that three of you guys are meeting?
Yeah, that's my algae good night. Hold on. Why don't you try a big one?
Wait a minute. Let's just try a big one. Wait a minute. Try it closely. Try it with them.
Try it with them. It's just quick. What are we doing tomorrow? Okay, John. Just left as you say.
Man, it's done. Wait guys, let's just do a little just a quick run through big one. Let's see
what's going on what is what's it all about what's it all about
it's all about popping up a big one come on guys
here we go
here we go we're all gonna go have a great time on big one you guys ready
yeah i'm gonna walk my ass to bed no no no no no no no okay he's got
all right well okay all right okay is it we can't play this with two
people no actually not even three people would probably be bad what's another game
okay we could do we could do fucking macarof runs on dot com I'm not a new
macarof run so macarof runs one macarof one extra mag no extra ammo I could
Two mags and a dream, two mags and a dream, a dream of what could be.
Dream? A dream?
A dream of what could be.
Oh, I mean, I actually really wanted to play Pig Watch, but I don't think we can do it.
Pig Watch? Again, I already told you this.
There's going to be like probably like 30 minute segments when we're doing nothing.
We have to have a group of people that are like...
I haven't watched any of this game. So yeah, I believe you
People that are willing to talk and do stuff during that 30 minutes about the it's about the banter. Yeah
Yeah, it's about the same as save this for a bigger for a bigger group
Big foot is that I think I played that with them in isn't that an old-ass one
2017
Yeah, I've played that that's all that's all right. It's okay
Sort
Last pirate unicycle together. What is that? That sounds fine. Oh, you know, okay. I don't know what that one is the slip
Unicycle together.
Uh, looks like you're hot dogs.
Hot dogs and sunswords.
It doesn't like, it looks like you're unicycling separately.
It does look like you're unicycling separately.
A misleading title. That's a very misleading game.
Have you ever played Chain Together?
I have, I have.
It's better in theory than it is in practice.
Yeah, yeah, that one will just crush your spirit. Oh, that'll ruin your weekend. That would you weekend out of percent?
Oh, you do we do I do we do my listen the reason I
I want to do macron runs. I want to back run but my I've been playing tongue out the last week. All right. Yeah
Let's we do macron runs or should we play another party game? Yeah, dude do a poll or something do polar
I totally understand which I totally get what you're saying like the the Tarkov over saturation because of the season
I mean, I mean that we could I could probably I mean, you know mr.
Peanut you got that motion if I just team some people we can get some we can get a couple people
Should I should I just get a couple people and do long walk?
I would rather it be a main game big group of our main game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
I pose up boys. Pose up. It says party games or macaron party games or macaron pose up
up with boys. There you go. It looks like party game might win here. I think, okay,
this, okay, this ball is broken to set. Nobody can see this ball. It's a sample
It's a sample size. It's a sample size. It's a sample size. There's a pull-up on twins. I'm hoping
some of you can see it
It's a sample all right well the sample says party game party games are gonna win party game is gonna win all right
Okay, all right. Let me think let me think what's another what's another good party game? We can we can try out
We heard of any of the house, okay?
Uh, dudes, people have been telling me, okay, there's, everybody's spanned me in my chat
peak.
I mean, that's a classic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could do two player peak.
I mean, that's one thing.
Twisted party, Outlast Trials, over, I'm not doing fucking overcooked, uh, repo, I mean,
these are not two, we need a two player.
Outlast Trials is two player, but that's not really a party game.
It's a horror game.
play marathon the arc cucks are asleep
the arc guys are the marathon guys
they're always going to honeycombs
they're just giving it to each other
giving it to each other the pisses all the time
damn
ummm
hmmm
burglain numbs
hmmm
oh chess going fast
I can't read all this
oh dear
oh my god everybody
Last pirate where's that where's last pirate? I don't know. Let's look that
Last pirates die together. This is another game. I'm a hot dog
What's with the hot dog games? Oh
I think this is just leave the company with pirates
Yeah, it's just leave the company with my
Got it. Yes, it is. That's literally what it is. It's just leave the company with my
that would be uh last pirates without pirates is dear passengers that yet we
would not grade why I haven't seen a lot of people say great rod was that rain
I don't know why there's no sound.
It's just a peanut head.
It's just fucking.
Leave the company with extra stamps.
Leave the company with robots.
Fuck, you put the things in the thing and then it gives you money.
just leave a company with extra steps again.
Um,
hmm.
Hmm.
Oh,
yeah, I don't know what to play.
I don't know what to play.
Okay.
I do.
Okay.
I know we just assess rank master clown set.
Why don't you guys just pay?
Pumble party.
Like chain together and more mini.
Pumble party.
More than four players.
More entertaining for stream.
Plan me if I'm wrong.
we see good leave a chain together in
together that's the only thing that comes
to mind that would just be like a two
player game we'd we'd suffer it'd be
horrible it would probably ruin our day
but everybody would like it we could
we go okay what about to gather guys
what about to say together is that good
operation take up dude I'm getting so
many fucking starts let me say
Starcraft 2. I mean I actually can't even a friend. So guys we're looking for friend slot game
My god, it's got it, but it's not just friends. Love. It's got to be something that two player friend slot
An extreme an egg streamy hard game that's it's two-player duck game. Oh
Wait, is that the one where you're an it's really two ducks came one egg. Oh
Oh, well that one
Sounds good. I don't know how do you spell it a e ggs egg stream? Uh, it's hold on. Wait, it's um
It's I got it. I got
Is that an extreme we are gay is that good to put two dogs to we carry it?
Is that okay? Is that something are we on to something?
Let's do it. I mean it's not the greatest game of all time, but I can't believe any friends off games that it that it's you guys
I mean, there's definitely let's get in front of you there three guys
We need
Yeah, let's do this. Let's do this one. Let's do this one. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right
Human fall flat, what is that the reason about what is that?
Say again? What's it called?
Uh, human fall flag?
Oh, that's just like party animals.
Oh.
This is the little party animals.
Mmm.
Okay. All right.
Okay, we're playing an extremely hard game.
Wait, oh wait, hold on, wait.
Mmm.
Wait, yeah, this is what we do.
We do this hard game.
Honestly, you know what? If anything, it would give me some time to think of a better game to play.
a game play sure we do extremely an extremely hard game and we talked about
what other games we play while we play an extremely hard game that's right
that's right oh wait oh I'm teaching my team silence one moment to get it one
and we go
And we go hear me out what last minute last minute that's my suggestion you
Last minute you boot up the peanut wasteland 2 me and you get a head start nobody knows it's happening
Oh good. Thank you. We play all night long
And we get I mean we get
And you don't, you don't ban landmines and we spread the whole map with
landmines.
You didn't invite everybody to landmines.
So we better rewrite this down.
We went on scam, what's scam line?
Honestly dude, I don't even know what to play.
I'm sensualized.
Listen, I'm going to go, I'm going to get, I'm going to get, you know what you
know what I'm going to do?
Let's just, let's, let's just look, okay, we're not playing a semi-hard game.
We're not, we're not, we're not.
Let's go look at a couple more games.
Just a couple more games.
Got like, let's find a good game.
Let's find a good game.
You're poor, you're spot on.
You're working hard.
I'm working hard.
I don't have to, it doesn't have to be a Friends Lock game.
It could just be a Goofy game.
What about Portal 2?
You know, like, dude, actually that's like a good fucking idea.
It's actually a really good idea.
We play Portal 2?
Dude, what if we play fucking Portal 2?
That sounds like a pretty good idea.
Well, no, hold on.
Well, they'll just tell us how to do it.
We don't have to read, I mean, you know,
we could tentatively read chat.
Every now and then, every now and then.
I saw it, but she did it in a little way.
Hmm, oh no, I mean, dude, that's a really old game.
Uh, it's an old one.
We're saying fat, fast, phobia.
I guess we could do that with two people.
That's a movie is always more fun and theory.
As soon as you start playing, it's like whatever.
I will say every time I play that game, I realize
like they just need to release all the maps without having to unlock them.
Like you because then you have to you just get stuck
on the same map over and over as boring as fuck.
Well, what's split fiction?
What is split party?
So the fiction is a two player co-op game.
I think that one like Game of the Year.
That's not a friend's love game.
That's like a real co-op.
Oh, like a real game?
Yeah, it's like a two player co-op game.
I've never played it.
You're two ladies going through the world.
Grand Theft Timeline.
Pratfall, it takes two riskers.
Oh, wait, hold on.
We might have some here.
I have some here. Okay. Okay. My house. I'm here. Hit me. Hit me. Hold on. We might
have some here. Okay. We might have some here. We could have some here. We could ask this
is hold on. We could ask some here. We could ask some here. Okay. Hold on. Please tell
me it is not just fucking repo repo with extra steps. I can't tell you I can't
I can't tell you I can't tell you I can't tell you I can't tell you I can't tell you analyze that game
I got a piece so bad. Oh, it's not fucking out
Dammit
Joint this is no good no good games. There's no good games
Oh
What is this I need some sound? Oh, we get some sound. I don't know why all my sounds up
It's gotta be a witness of theism.
Oh, there's, uh, I, oh, Kletka.
I've heard that a while.
It's like you go up this elevator slowly floor by floor,
see how, or you go down or up.
I don't remember.
You see how far you can survive?
Oh, I see that.
Okay, look up Kletka.
See if that pleases you and I'm gonna go pee.
That is fun.
K-L-E-T-K-A.
Okay, honestly, this game is not that bad either, Zort.
That looks pretty good too.
Zort, that sounds very familiar.
Hold on, let me look up Zort.
Like, Cladcap.
Mmm.
I don't know why I don't have any sound.
This is interesting.
This is pretty good.
Okay, you decide between
Zort and Kletka see this one looks better. I got Zort or Kletka boys. This is Kletka
I don't know why I got a pee I got a pee I'll be right this is Kletka
This is only if we go through a bunch of series of levels and see how far we can go and then Zort
She was to be like some some situation of I don't know something
some some situation of
of
Some you your pirate and then and then you're a gladiator and then
and then you Muhammad Ali
There's something I don't know was or zort or glad guy
Okay, let's do Zord. That sounds like a good idea.
That sounds like a good idea. Let's do Zord.
That's why you're poor, you fat, ugly, poor person.
Oh, you're poor.
Okay, Zord. Zord it is. Zord it is.
We'll do a little peep. We'll do a little peep here.
We reached my speech hidden. Here we go.
Here we go.
I want to release my address so people can hear me in my family.
I like those guys.
I like those guys quite a bit.
I like those guys.
I would love if they stayed alive.
I would love if that happened.
That would be fantastic.
All right, we got Mr. Zord.
Oh, two five gigabytes.
Let's play the biggest friend something I've seen so far.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I don't play with you.
Thanks, boss.
Oh, what do you think?
We're doing short.
I'm eating.
It's $3.40.
Can you spot me?
I can spot you.
Can you spot me?
I got you.
Don't you worry.
Don't you ever get it?
I got you, I got you.
I'm sitting it now.
Did it reach you?
You got me, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime.
But I've changed my seat belt, I'm good to go.
Here we go.
Wait, hold on, wait, what's the answer we got, what is it?
Oh, everything's turning black, uh-oh.
Oh, well, okay, it seems to be in like 240p for some reason,
and my Captain Karn is not even picking it up.
When was this game made?
What is going on?
Zort?
I think it's like a few, maybe a couple,
maybe a year old, it's not that old,
I remember hearing about it.
Let's see, uh, release 2024.
I can't tell if it's supposed to look like this or if it's...
It looks like...
I can't...
Zort?
Let's...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, what is it supposed to look like?
Okay, now does it show it?
Okay, it still doesn't show it.
What does it read?
Why is it going to 640 by 480 resolution every time?
Hey, every time I did it, it switches back to 680 by 420.
It wouldn't be changing anything. I'm not even joking. It wouldn't be changing any of the settings. I press...
Wait.
Oh, there we go. There we go. Oh, it showed up. It showed up. Oh, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
It was because I was clicking the X button on. Do you want to keep these changes?
That's what was going on.
hmm that'll happen that'll happen and laugh it oh wait wait wait when we finish
the sound we fix the sound that's when they did absolutely fucked my computer
nothing's going through anymore
there it is I'm good to go I'm gonna host I gotta have my skin get a host
Quick game. Quick game.
Okay, I'm having the same problem.
That's what I was trying to tell ya!
That's what I was trying to say!
You're fired!
You're fired, you're fired!
You're fired!
I'm in.
Okay.
Are you hosting a game?
Mm-hmm. I'll find it by top on it. I'm sure you're quick in mind. Here you go. Oh
I can't invite you I don't okay. Okay, cool. Okay
I
Holy crap dude the music
Oh, okay, hold on for emote.
Oh, hello.
Hello, hello.
Hello.
You see what I'm doing here?
You see what I'm doing?
You see what I'm doing here?
You see that?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you should be able to do that.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh this is what I thought, I fucked him in there.
What the, you trash.
Holy credits.
Okay, now, oh my.
I need to figure out how to do...
What's your talk?
Wait, you're already talking in the game.
I know I'm talking in the game, but...
Oh, no, you got a whole V for voice chat.
It says it right here on this board.
Oh, a whole V for voice chat.
Well, that's not true.
Oh, wait.
Wait, uh, can you hear me right now?
I can't, can you hear me?
I can still hear you too!
Are you going down V?
Okay.
I'm gonna hit V.
Not about now, oh, okay.
It's, uh, bullshit.
It's bullshit.
Okay, so I guess we're just not talking to our chat
for as long as we can close our mic first.
Yes, we're not.
Fan-chatting.
Okay, we get one, we get one chat and talk every 10 minutes, okay?
Okay.
I'll go first. I'll go first.
Mr. Fry Guy, Mr. Stavey, we'll put these boys' goodbyes.
Oh, this is your part, Ash.
Ash goes and blinks.
Kefi Nattaline acts as all the world's gawty world.
Kefi Nattals.
Thank you all. Appreciate, guys. Appreciate that.
Oh, voice chat activation.
Wait, wait.
Voice chat act. Oh, always.
oh yeah wait is the first option start voice chat activations oh
oh
oh yeah oh now we got it now we got it the word you hear you right now can you
hear it out I heard you and then you stop fantastic here we go he's not a
fan like me perfect is it Christmas
All right?
No, no, no, no.
I can't.
Oh, no, no.
You can see the hairline.
What?
I don't want to.
Oh, God.
The years, the years slip away like water down the river.
Oh, no!
Oh, God!
I'm bouncing on it boys. Oh, oh well, okay
All right, where do we?
Reaction we do hard mode or normal boy?
Hey, we're gonna is gonna be easy
Are you not talking? Yeah, no, I'm talking. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You don't make footsteps sounds when crouching
Oh, it's a cute strut.
It's like, how does it, yeah.
Oh my God.
It's like Teemo from the thing, the shell.
Adventure time.
You know, I almost got a tattoo of...
Now he said Teemo.
That's not Teemo.
It's Beemo.
I almost got a tattoo of Beemo.
Yeah, that'd be fucking dumb.
That'd be a stupid thing to do.
Where is...
I don't know what's going on. You chose this game. I don't know how to play this game
Who says
Like that pussy, I like that
Like that bitch
Like that pussy like that. I like that. I feel it too good. Are you?
I feel it too good. Are you like that? Are you like that? Are you like that?
you like that buddy I like that but you like that you tell I think you mean
you might buy action I think you might be my oh no I'm just it's just
okay all right that's enough I don't want to pray anymore yeah how do we
start this day I don't understand okay we can I need to finish on no oh my god
What's up?
Nothing, just hanging around, just hanging around.
You want to play with us, bud?
Guys, look like Yoshi that sucked too much dick.
What?
Pokemon that sucked too much dick.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
I said why does your guys look like Yoshi that sucked too much dick.
Get a glass.
Mute yourself in the game.
Get a glass.
What is this over here?
A blue Yoshi.
is this what is this is close to the receptionist here we got to investigate oh my god dude he's
still here in spirit he's still here in spirit I need to get in there and press that lever
What is this?
Have you ever played Zort, Gen G?
Played Zort.
It's Zort. It's a game we're playing.
I don't know what you do yet, but you do.
Mute yourself in game and attack at gizmo.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Damn it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is gonna get my arm gonna die.
I'm literally gonna die in real life.
You wanna play this or no?
game we literally just started it's called ZORT Z-O-R-T
you go ahead and download it
I'm downloading
I have to warn you though it's a little price it's a little price it's like
three dollars don't make loud noises don't make loud noise
Ahhhh!
Duh!
Wait, duh!
I don't think I've enough money for this, Bob.
I'm sick of this handsome detective.
I'm here to keep you safe. Hey, hey, hey.
If things get too loud, I might need to help you out more.
But don't worry, I'm just looking out for you.
So, let's keep it a bit quieter and continue having fun.
I
Think it's probably not a big deal, and we can ignore everything
It's probably a pointless feature
The success or failures of this game
Well, how do we, how do we get through here?
This game is complex.
Okay, not it.
You found an air horn.
Got it.
You found an air horn.
It's a...
God damn, this is a sound experience.
I
I still can't work out there
And the world is leaving
She rises and bright stars
And there I plan to fight
I want to travel the seas
And the sky like a flat plain is leaving
Oh, that is a wig! No big deal!
Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Oh, shit, we got in here.
Oh, I thought there's no more flashlight to be on, Funchly.
Funchy's no...
Funchy's no flashlight to Funchly.
Alright, you're a flashlight guy.
Okay, you're a flashlight guy.
Funchy's just gonna be there.
Okay, you're a flashlight guy.
I don't know the flashlight I could see in the dark. I'm like flashlight man. Okay, can we invite Genji and she just joins us without having to restart?
I doubt it. Will you drive?
Check this out.
What's that?
I can't see
I didn't understand any of that.
I didn't understand a single word that guy said.
Well, they didn't say any words.
There he goes again.
And...
Ah, that's work this way.
I'm a bad son of a professor.
I'd like it if I got a senior. You're the one doing all the work.
Hello now.
You know what I'm worried about.
Look at the creases on that.
Oh, I got the winner of a credit card.
You
Wish you credit card
I'll got way
Shit it's got my fucking steam picture on it. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna see you in my GD
I'm gonna be sorry
You said that in discord but peanut just said he's gonna send you an invite
No, we have to quit yeah the great
Yeah, yeah, I haven't even started. Oh I'm seeing my chicken. See you bite
Okay
Okay hold on, wait.
Wait.
Okay, uh, I still can't buy Jiji, what the hell? Why can't I buy Jiji?
I'm not allowed to.
But I can't.
The invite friends button is right there, then when I go to Stevenson's invite to watch.
You start to lobby?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you start to lobby? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
See it?
There we go.
I'm the only one that thinks the music is really loud in this game.
So give it a go and see how quiet it is.
Yeah, it's a- oh my god, it's like a-
I'm funny!
It's like listening to lo-fi music.
I can't figure out how to turn it down.
It's fuck- yeah, it's tough.
You can turn voices down to a general volume.
Alright, I'm muting in Discord so I don't echo, because Peanut doesn't...
Hey, give me a... are you joining?
Oh, you all here okay?
I'm literally here!
Fuck you, Bench.
Okay, let's drive.
Alright, alright, here we go.
Alright, now it's really time to give going.
Now it's really done.
Oh, don't space, boys, don't touch space.
I got a tummy ache, I gotta go home.
Oh, you... You're the shooter.
Okay.
You know, we talked to this kind lady here.
And then we... And then we...
And then we swiped her.
And then we turned the genre free.
And then we...
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we saw my car.
Bam! There we go.
No, it weren't, team.
I got a team.
Whoa.
Okay, buddy.
The Rubik's Cube, it was a spider.
He is...
going through the...
Counting thing
There's a fucking diva in here what the hell makes a spider?
What do you think of spiders?
Everything's a spider in this game.
Everything's a spider.
There we go, I had created that one. Did I create all of them or something?
I can buy I can buy a sticker spot
Oh you remind oh you somebody on $12
Alright, okay. Now can I buy a sticker's wallet? BAM! We're cooking! Alright, there we go, there we go!
How do we... Can't you hear me? I can hear you. What are we just doing right now?
This game really makes you think this game really makes you think this is real ponderer
is a real ponderer right here yes or no can you hear me yeah yes well then why they're
Everybody more of me look at this!
Oh what the hell is going on over there?
Get it over there.
Alright, right there.
Okay, look where I'm looking and then look behind me.
Look where I'm looking and then look behind me.
Oh shit!
Okay, okay. All right
Okay, all right
The plan never goes good on the first try everybody knows that it's the second time when you really get the hang of things
Oh, it's okay, James. You...
It's okay.
What is that?
Peanut?
Are you okay down there, buddy?
You can't talk in games, because you've got a thing.
But she's...
Because of that thing.
So the routing issue, she's having 17 months.
Peanut?
GNG, I think he's dead. I think he's dead. GNG, GNG, GNG and I know you can't talk.
I will go check out Pnet, GNG. Well, Ximber, GNG, you can let me know. GNG, I hope you
I'll take a little look at you. I'll take a little look at you.
What?
Why is he at 11? Not me!
What the fuck?
Hey, you stay back.
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the what the fuck?
What the fuck? Why am I back?
Oh my god, there's back rooms.
Peanut! Peanut! Peanut!
I'm dead deep. I am seized to exist.
I am seized to exist.
Peanut, are you down here?
peanut peanut peanut oh no oh my god oh shit oh shit what is going on what is
going on creatures you stay away from these fucking pieces of shit oh my god
peanut oh peanut
What is this stupid game? What is this game? Who recommended this game? Who suggested this game?
Did you get a talk?
I don't know how you went to that spot when you jumped out of the hole. I just died immediately.
I would do another dimension with shadow pictures.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I do not foresee us getting to play again.
You might want to restart.
Gingy is a slow and methodical player.
She is rich in things and thinks things over.
I think I'm doing a good job.
We might have to play this game.
the game has like special effects and stuff. I think that's like, yeah, that's like a major
part of the game. Because she just, like, just like snap like five minutes and fix, fix
her stuff. She's had this problem for like four months. All she needs to do is route
her mic into her gaming PC, which should just be ox in. It should be ox out to ox
it should be easy peasy and I'm not actually sure what the issue is.
Okay, we should be looking for clues.
Alright, yeah.
Should we just...
I didn't spend much time on the surface.
I found a stickers bar.
That's what I found.
You said...
You told me to...
You said, look behind me.
I looked behind me.
I looked back and you were gone.
Well, the thing I was telling you to look at, there was this guy peeking around the corner.
Did you see him?
No, I never saw him.
Yeah, hi.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay, alright, alright.
Thanks, Jamesy, thanks.
Thanks, boss.
Alright, fuck you, gimmick.
I know you can hear me.
Fuck yourself.
Let me go ahead and get you back in here.
There you go.
And we go.
We go welcome back, mr. Gimmick
Well, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay, so gimmick. All right. Okay. All right. Oh
Good happens. Okay. All right. Listen guys guys you guys go away
I got some private time with these gentlemen guys. This is I'll take this one. All right go ahead and get on out of
I'll handle this. I'll handle this. I'll handle this, guys.
Guys, just don't watch.
Just let it happen. Just turn it around. Just turn it around. Turn it around.
This is for me. This is for me. Okay, I don't do a lot for myself.
This is for me. This is for me right now.
Let it happen.
Genji, I know you can't talk, but we're going to be busy for a while.
for a while.
We're gonna be busy.
Very busy beavers.
I just need to look for clues.
All right.
Okay, what is...
What is a clue?
Push the button for access.
Okay, what button?
Okay, that doesn't look very pressable.
I don't...
Okay, you I don't think you're a real person. I don't think you're a real person. I
Don't think this is a real person
Okay, I don't think okay. I don't think either those people are real people. I don't think either those people
Okay, all right. Okay. No one's real except for me. No one is real except for me
okay all right okay okay all right okay okay all right thank you sir okay
thank you thank you sir thank you very much thank you sir thank you no I don't
know that I don't need any help I'm just I'm just with new shopping thank you sir
I don't need any help thank you though thank you though kill that one kill kill
the one right there go ahead kill that guy go back to that guy peanut peanut peanut
it's me it's me what it yes we spend me this whole time okay that's what yeah
yeah yeah well okay there are fake people here but what what you couldn't
tell by the you can tell I still don't believe it
This is our secret signal.
Secret signal.
Wait, how do I know it's you?
Wait, no, that couldn't have been you.
How do I know it's you?
Oh, God, run!
What the hell is going on around here?
There's no way that was given the whole time.
You initially found a fake person,
And then I
Because you were talking about a fake person and then I joined what I started mimicking what the fake person was doing
Wait, hold on
Wait, we're supposed to go to the second floor. You know how to get to the second floor?
That would be lovely that would be lovely. Oh, so there's two people over here
I'm gonna go ahead and assume the one throwing ass is the fake one
Oh, we gotta find collectibles. I got two. I got two. Where do we turn them in? I don't know. I don't know. Where do we turn them in? Where do we turn them the collectibles in?
We don't need to turn the collectibles in.
We do need to turn the collectibles in. Hold on. Wait, is this a real person? Is this one of you guys?
Okay, okay, what is going on around here? This is a madhouse. What's going on around here?
Who are the real people? Are you the only thing here that's even fucking real?
Do we need to read the Bible?
Okay, but part of this game though, like as a part of this game.
Okay, how do you find something?
What?
Am I supposed to be doing it right now?
What does this guy do?
What?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
They picked up the guy I dropped and they're bringing him back.
Ha ha ha ha!
That's me, soldiers! That's me!
How do they teach you yet when you hold men?
Oh, I found a keypad.
My password equals my high score.
Oh, a clue, a clue!
I don't know how to do this.
Which game was that?
Is that any game?
It's any game, any game.
I'm gonna share this knowledge with Peanut.
Peanut?
I already have too much knowledge.
We need to make a drill.
No, you can fuck yourself.
I
Okay, wait, are you the real person or is the person on the hallway real person?
I'm real. I'm real.
I'm actually not even certain I'm not even joking so.
You know, alright fake gimmick listen you come with me.
You're gonna help me out. Okay? You're gonna help me out.
I don't know if you're real or not but you're gonna help me.
You're a friend gimmick.
Okay good.
I got Jimmy's key.
Jimmy's key.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Follow me.
What the fuck?
I know where it is
It's wait. Oh
Gingy shaker at yes
Hold on that hold on now. Let's wait a bit hold on now. Let's wait a bit
Okay
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Let's get a blue doll. Okay, but you just back. I just saw give me smile
We're good. Okay. No, I'm like I know that somewhere I saw that the generator. It was on his side
I remember did you know the side that said did she's not this
Said that was there. I just did that was there. Oh
You let me see
Okay, all right, okay, we're gonna go ahead. Okay through the bottle of wine. Just no one else see that guy
We see okay
Okay, all right, so the generator is back over there the generator is we're gonna have to figure out how to
Okay, let's go and walk around this fine gentleman. I'm sure he's very kind
I'm sure he's very understanding very understanding man. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm heading over here
I'm gonna go look for the generator
Follow me boys. Follow me gang. Oh
Well there is right there
Start the generator there we go. Oh wait. We're not
Oh shit, oh shit!
We pushed them, we pushed them!
Oh it doesn't matter.
We got one right here.
We got the wheel.
Oh!
Got it!
Attention!
First hook and wear hook in!
The problem has been solved.
You can continue to have fun with your family.
Well that's great news.
We can continue to have fun with our family.
Mmm...
We did it!
Oh.
Guys?
Are they alive?
Where?
I don't know.
You want me to go back down?
You want me to go back?
Well, they're dead private.
Actually, hello, sir.
Just checking out the amenities.
Don't worry about me, sir.
Just hanging around and saying, don't worry.
Okay.
Don't worry, sir.
No worries.
I'm just...
Okay.
All right, have a great day.
Okay, oh, that'll revive it, but I can't really...
Oh, wait, how do I get that?
Our new product...
Oh, in the trash!
There we go!
Hey, Genji! Hey, Genji! Genji!
Okay, so neither of you guys are real
Okay, so the okay, so these these two people are not real correct. I'm I'm getting is that
You do the secret secret thing you do the secret thing that we told me you and I know to do if we're real
Okay, all right, these okay these okay these are these are not okay all right
These are demons these are demon spawns for now. Oh good
Okay, demon sponsor now. No worries. That's simple. You can deal with that very easily
You can deal with that very easily just a couple demon sponsor now. No worries there. No worries there just to demon sponsor now
There's nothing to worry about. That's an easy fix. That's an easy. Okay. All right
All right. Okay. All right. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me, gentlemen. Oh, excuse me. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much
Oh
Perfect oh my god, oh my god
Give it
Let's try this again
Oh
Is that you give it are you real? Yeah, he's here, too. She's one of this. She's that this ginger
Okay, perfect. Okay. All right, wait. I'm gonna go buy the drill bit
I'll go by the drill bit so we can get to this door. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I could have sworn on one of the
I could have sworn the drill bit was one of the options. Was it not
Okay, give it down again.
Give it, okay.
All right.
Okay, just you and me, Genji.
You and me.
All right, would you see a secret code?
We're looking for a super secret code, maybe.
I don't know.
I'm not sure, maybe.
Oh.
Please do not throw bottles at cheese.
Okay, all right, we obviously have to throw a bottle of cheese.
You have a bottle, Genji? You have a bottle?
Uh, where's the cheese at?
Hmm...
Wait, hold on, wait! Oh! Oh! Very nice!
Do you see any cheese?
Thank you!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh...
Um...
Oh, there's a rat up there, but there's a piece of cheese next to him.
Wait.
On the wall, corner at the arrow, look at the arrow.
Where the arrow?
Oh!
Got it!
got it
we are good we are good
when Jesus
Oh
Nine eight nine eight oh, okay, that's okay. All right. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on
Oh god, oh my god, oh no
Give it give it to me this time
Go go go
We wait hey we're back all right okay okay all right okay
we'll lose some some lose some some I did give it me still be dead I'm not
I'm not super sure I'm not sure but let me go see if I can find my flashlight oh
He's my goodies here we go. Hey gang. How you doing?
Welcome back
Okay, that's obviously
That's obviously not gonna get okay. All right, okay, and that that mimic just did this the secret side
Guys it's me. Sorry. I was guys grabbing another drink. It is me. It is me
I do not believe you. I do not believe you get away from me you fucking freak
It is
I do not believe you're faking one second
You're even saying fun
I am your friend
You're David, you're David's same spot
You're same spot from Al
You're the same spot from the Al
From the Al's place
That's where you come from
You're a demon, you're a demon
You're going to suck my blood
You're going to suck my soul out of my body
That's what's going on here
If you like to play baseball in the park
I am your friend
Hey, we everybody push me to your voids
I
Just what oh, there's a golden one over here. Look at this
Oh get that thing away from me, that's what we last
What yeah, how do we shut this thing? He's like powers of oh hey guys
We might
I
Did you get it again?
Why wouldn't you follow this change?
I use one of these to go. Yeah, go ahead. Use one of those. I think you might be dead. I think I'm just a good chance. He's dead
Okay, let's all get on this drill all three of us
Okay, all right, okay, okay, this is obviously an impossible here. This is obviously some sort of impossible here. Okay
Okay, wait a minute
Let's give that one more time. Let's give that one more time here
Okay, so that's gonna be an imposter that's gonna be okay. Yep. Okay, so that's an imposter right there
I'm starting to think Jinzy isn't even there
So Jinzy's just not dead
That's what I guess what I predicted. That's what I predicted. Okay, that might be Jinzy right there
over here where did you do the simmy simmy Sam if you're Genji okay that's
it that's it you need to come over here and push his drone with us you got it you
gotta find your way over here you gotta go through that door you gotta go
through a vent no he says no she says no he says no is it because she's trying
to communicate with us. Is it because it's scary? It's probably because it's
scary. It's not because it's scary. It's not because it could be against your religion.
Is it because... Okay. Is it because they're spiders? Is it because they're spiders?
You're spiders? Is it because the door closed? Is it because the door closed?
It's uh
That guy why did you want to come over here? Oh, that's it sure why why would you go over here?
Gigi go go go go Gigi it's gone
Go go go go. You got this Gigi you got this
Which way patiently right here? Oh, okay hold on in a second. That's not okay. Okay. All right
Oh, there's been a flag on the plate.
There's been a flag on the plate.
Hold on.
What?
There's a flag on the plate.
Hold on.
There we go.
OK.
All right.
OK.
All right.
OK.
I'm good to go.
Oh, Jimmy, is that you?
OK, OK, over here, over here.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
We all have to put this at the same time
Okay, that was okay that was done it
Is anyone know what no no no wait wait wait wait let's all just stand here. Don't move and hold e okay
All right, okay, all right, it's well that's science baby that's science. Okay, I didn't work
Okay, so I will say it doesn't say something about a saw it says something about a saw somewhere
Are you see the saw anywhere?
A saw you say yeah, I sometimes look oh there. Okay. Here we go. All right, okay? Yeah, okay?
All right, there we go there it is there it is, okay?
Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. There it is. There it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Nice, baby. Nice, baby. Okay. We push it over here. Uh, there we
I
Demi-G!
Fuck you! I'ma bring you Jaggers!
I'ma bring you fuckers!
I like that pussy! I like that, huh?
Oh god! Oh my god!
The door's open! Go, go, go, go, go!
Gimmick!
God!
Gimmick!
Release me!
Some friend gimmick is.
because shit here, my brain on the telephone
was to use cellular device.
I'll get my back blown out, my fucking chiquillo meal
over there.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Okay, all right, let's get I hope you guys the most horrible fiery violent death. I hope he is ripped apart
Let's get down to business
Okay.
Buddy sees a quarter, but not me.
do you open it yes looks like we got to put some in this we gotta put like the
fuck wait peanut peanut week wait Jinji is that you that's you look straight into my
eyes and shake your head dude how are you both dead already what the fuck
You fuck
Return to first floor return to first floor escape factory. Why do I get there? Come on?
The door closed. We're stuck.
Peter, it's getting very dark. It's getting dark.
Wait, are we going this way?
Come over here, come over here.
Give it, give it, give it.
Peter!
I'm with these guys now. This is my family. This is my family. I'm with these guys now. You're on your own gimmick
Dung Hong Sam, this is our favorite grabber.
You should look at the new updates from schedule one and cook crack with gimmick that for the party game unicycle together
Holy hell, could you crack it?
How we escaped the factory?
That's it.
Hmm.
Oh!
Oh, here's a- Oh, okay, hold on, hold on.
Okay, that might be the wrong way, hold on.
Hmm, maybe we go out the front door!
Think about it, think about it.
Wait.
Oh!
Oh my God! There's no way that flashlight was a spider! That is a fortune!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, no!
Ahhhh!
Do it on me!
Ah, what was that?
Okay, alright.
Alright, okay, alright.
Okay.
There was nothing I could do for you. There was nothing I could do.
I think maybe you were off the horn.
You were too far gone. You were too far gone. What's your gimmick?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.
I gotta be honest.
I don't- What the hell's going on?
I have no otherworldly idea!
What this game is about in the sliders!
we were almost we almost what what was it you should we have to leave the factory
did you got to fix your mic put the drill in the elevator it took it down to the
first floor we had to go back down to that was an elevator take the drill to
the door that we had to drill to get out of that place wait okay all right hold on hold
on so you have a problem you have your stream mic that you want to be your gaming PC mic
right? Yes. And you can't you can't ox out into ox in on your gaming PC? Yeah. See what
you gotta say about that, my turn? Or your interface in the back of your interface, there
should be an out, right? And then you put that out into the in. Yeah, I did that.
But for some reason it just, there's something wrong with it.
I have a whole new set up that I have to do.
What the hell are these guys talking about?
Oh.
What the hell are these guys talking about?
I think it has to be, I don't know, I think we're going to find out.
What are you guys blabbering about over here?
Our technology.
Technology?
Have you ever heard of technology before?
Technology.
Excellent, excellent. Well boys, I thought it was the last game for me boys. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I've had an headache for like an hour and I want you.
I'm not sure what just happened, but it was a great time.
It was a great time. It was a great time.
Now you know what? I'd be down to play that game again.
I'd be down to play that game again.
It would be too. I'd be too. I bet the next time we might figure out what's going on.
I know, I mean it's a baby.
Birdchance, bird baby.
I think so.
Birdchance, bird baby.
Alright, well guys.
Godspeed everybody.
Godspeed boys, good play to gang.
Good play with you.
Oh, there we go.
Just one more.
It's a quickie.
You made me feel like the prettiest woman in the world, gimmick.
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
Alright, good night, gang. Have a good one.
See ya.
Alright boys, um, gimme a bump!
Gimme a bump!
I'm Gidnapped!
I suppose that was a pretty good game.
Whoever recommended that game, that,
front, that was a good game.
That was a good game.
I like that game.
We'll play and play that again.
Unfortunately, I've been seeing for like 10 hours.
I'm starving and I've got a headache,
so I'm Gidnapped!
I'm Gidnapped!
I will see you, boys, on Monday,
and we will be much more mentally apt.
Much more mentally apt to solve this mystery game.
Don't forget to vote. Oh, yeah, don't forget to vote boys a sports awards dot com slash
There's a very handsome beat on that you just click him
Since I've started watching you I've gotten into a custody battle
What kind of first time tell us that?
Are you playing with me?
Are you playing against about my fault?
I didn't do anything.
I did not do anything, sir.
That is not on me.
I did not do anything.
I don't know.
That is not my fault.
Not on me.
I
Your fault oh word word word. I'll dare you oh my brothers my policies great 30 day boys
I still cannot believe that we won that tournament. I still cannot believe that in this size point. We beat strap
We beat pastly. We beat vibing tigs
If for some reason I can't remember everybody's in the tournament, but a ton of other guys
Landmark, Gigi, oh, it holds some back.
You did pretty good, boy, you did pretty good.
You rigged the turning wall, obviously,
but we still beat him.
Rigged or not.
Steak rep, sneak rep.
Don't forget gimmick, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, and gimmick.
And whoa, whoa, wow.
And gimmick.
And how do we pull that?
How do we pull that?
a lot of great gamers a lot of great gamers in that tournament a lot of great
gamers a lot of great gamers in that tournament a very brave kids very brave
and stunning and stunning
you ever get four time last place gimmick that's right all right boys you
guys have a good night you guys have a good night I'm gonna go eat a master
meal and then take a little nap a little nap you boys have a good one
Good night everybody good night now gang wind shroud gonna scream again. Oh
Me and shroud off
He's already told me it's gonna be next week next Wednesday next Wednesday 3 p.m. Ct
Makes you sitting in his chat right you make sure sitting in set right then Wednesday 3 p.m. Ct. Ah
Just you go ahead go ahead go ahead. That's what he said in a little line. That's his new life
Hmm
You start your stream late the day because your stomach is funked as hell when you wake up. Ah
Kind of I'm not confining boys. I have violent violent
Diarrhea as soon as I wake up
That's why I almost never scream when I wake up good questions or any other questions
Any other questions? Is there any other? That's a great question any other questions? I'm at your service
I'm at your service
How do I become as good-looking as you impossible impossible?
Impossible I get the shell wax three times a week three times a week. Good sir apps. I get I get it buffed
I get it shined. I get it wax. There's no it's not possible. It's not possible. Do you want sitting or standing?
I can't stand I have no legs
Usually I sit
on your dad's face and he licks the poop out of my butt.
That is how I get clean.
Any other great questions?
I am at your service.
Is there any, before we wrap up,
is there any other great questions?
A lot of great questions here, guys.
A lot of great questions.
Can you suck it for $5?
Any other great questions?
Is there any other great questions?
Mmm.
This doesn't smell.
Yes, yes it does.
I am Napoleon's wife in this bench.
Let me tell you, I make sure it's musty.
Just for you guys.
Just for you, because I love you.
Because I love you.
Just for you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Any other questions?
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, it looks like we're good.
It looks like we're good.
All right.
Good night everybody, good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night now boys, good night Danny,
have a good night everybody, good night now gang,
have a good night, good night now boys,
rest up, rest easy now boys, rest up, rest easy.
Have a good night boys, have a good night now.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night everybody, have a good night now gang,
have a good night, good night everybody,
have a good night now!
Good night now everybody!
Rest up, rest easy again Good night everybody!
Have a good night now game
Good night now everybody!
Have a good night, good night everybody!
Have a good night now
rest up, rest easy now game
good night sleep tight
and darkness!
Ganon Chen Guys!
Don't try on, son! It's not all you're gonna do, Jesse!
Get out! Get out! I'm going to land!
Jesse, it's just a plan.
Get out!
Don't!
All right, people, you don't hope what can make it in the dark group alone!