you
You
How are you buggy ladies with a spine whacked to do the Wednesday gentlemen
Oh
Died hot part early gentlemen as a lot of you may know
Hutch and I have been teaching Mr. Sim the tap-man how to play dark arm
And I hopped on quits and I saw hutch teaching him all right. I
I saw him teaching him the fat ways, the obese ways, the ways of the whale.
And what Tim needs is the way of the Bungulintas.
That is the teaching Tim needs.
So I've proposed a plan.
First raid of the day, we are going to use every dollar Tim has and take him to the
icebreaker.
We're gonna take him to the icebreaker and and there and only there will he lend
my trial by fire my trial by fire
What could go wrong nothing could go wrong
Nothing to go wrong by the way two things by the way
I made a little something that'll say the little vote things
No, I can't forget it'll pop up like once now you see it
You'll see it and then secondly, you know how I asked you guys to make a tick tocks with my voice beats
Oh, and then it goes really slow
Okay, well, I think you guys all did it
I think all of you did it and now there's just a shitload
And it's in places that don't even work with it
There's in place that there in places that don't even work with that style
So what we're gonna? I'm gonna I'm so I'm here to ask to turn
down a nice balance you have to stop you put a nice balance of regular voices
and slow down voice of nice balance nice balance mm-hmm that's right all right
now they're already waiting for us we gotta get in there let's ride he's a
Satanist peanut. Oh
Hey, peanut
What oh
what?
What is the coach? What's going on? Did you say a Satanist peanut? I will have you know my my shot is glossy
Was that your shot is pussy
No, not my shot is pussy damn I said my cell is
That's what's weird about it, Dard.
I heard it too. I heard it too.
You gotta shot up your pussy?
I've gotta shot up my pussy. That is correct.
I've gotta shot up my pussy.
That's correct. That is correct. 100%.
Good.
Yes.
Good.
Damn, I have a great joke but I can't remember the guy's name.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck dude. I was trying to delay until I could figure it out.
Guys, who's the...
Okay, you know what I'm gonna ask. I'll just get it later.
Okay, what bend over icebreaker?
The icebreaker you having it means we all can go there correct
No, correct. Do you know?
But I will say this to Tim
This is gonna be hard for you, but you need to bring seven hundred thousand rumors
And what he five hundred euros. I'm not going to icebreaker. Are you fucking kidding me?
It's half the sum of my entire inventory.
It is time for revelation.
It is time to emerge as the fiery phoenix in which you are, Mr. Tim.
You must rise to the end, shall I?
Do you think the greats became greats because they were coddled and went the easy route?
No.
They were great because they were thrown into the fire.
They were great because they were thrown into the block.
I'm knowing of their opponent yet they face them despite the fear they face them
they rise to the occasion they seize the day and that's you right now Tim right
now in this defining moment I feel motivated yeah you have the money in
your mind how do you get Rupals well they're called Rupals
Jesus we're cooked and we're fucking cooked
Hey, where's my decayed house like how do I take my money out of the bank here?
Press search and then type in RUB and they'll show up and you want to hold down control left click drag it to your butt and type
700,000
Shout is this a million?
How many is your?
Hi
I'm your step
That's too much. That's that's a million
Wait, no, I can't put it back. Oh fuck dude. Oh
You can't put it back. You just drag it back and you say your money is in your stash at all times. There's no bag
You just haven't seen it. Uh-huh
How do you how do I have a certain amount? How do I do that? Well down control left click and drag from your stash
Your stack of rubles to where you want it to go
Which is your butt and then it'll open up a prompt menu when you release and then you go seven zero zero zero
Wait zero zero zero thing 700,000. I got $700,000. Go ahead. Okay, and then 2,500 euros
Which I mean in all reality we probably if we succeed we can just get them off the boss if you don't have
500 euros
At least you hold on
Okay, that's actually enough. How would you bring that 500 because we can each drop a thousand hutch
We can extra thousand euros that way if we don't get to the boss in time
We can still get him out of there and if we do get to the boss we can just have loot the boss for euros you mean
Word word, that's why I like hutch you already know you're on the same page using that to say anything
Who sells food that would be the flea market
Um, what level are you um, where's my level overall on the top left
Overall, I'm 11. I'm level 11. Okay, so you literally can't buy food
You buy crackers, but you need about 10 of them and then when you're done eating that tan your water is depleted because they're crackers
I'll bring you I'll bring you some I'll bring you some food. I'll bring you a dash of food with that
was good of course. Nice coach. Nice coach. Of course. Of course. Is my loadout good for what
we're doing? Can you like just peep my screen real quick? What's your name again? What's your name
again? Sim the bald man. I'm invited that I'm going to pull you up on this side. Let's
Okay, let's take a look at his kit right here guys. Let's see here. Okay. Oh
Yeah, no, that's great. No, that'll work. That's actually not bad. That's actually not bad at all
Now that I look closer, that's a CPC. Yeah, okay, that's nice. It needs it. Okay, that's it. Is that your best kit, Mr.
Tim? I don't think it's my best if you look at my guns over here. Mm-hmm
It might be
That should suffice that should suffice. Okay. Let me get a quick backpack and we'll be on our way
We're on our way
Wonderful what I'm just
Just just figuring out things. You know what I mean? What were you figuring out? Oh?
just
You wouldn't understand. What you wouldn't understand. I would I just I'm pretty smart. I'm pretty smart. I
I was just getting after it getting after all you were going in huh good you were going in huh good
Yo, do I need I need to bring a mask right?
This crash holy crap. All right. Oh my god. I have all the stems already for samples. I even dry. Oh my god
Holy Dingle, holy Dingle, and you know, I'm only one quest away from
Boys
I got 10,000 on me. How much do you need I don't know you can only drop a thousand so just bring what you need to bring
a hundred three thousand five hundred euros a ten thousand on me so I'll drop
whatever you need well okay then you can't really get more you know what I
I can't get more and there might be a limit. There might be a limit. I don't know
Okay, I'll show up better than you watch at this game cuz like no feel like yeah peanut just has more overall knowledge
Bro you're talking about bringing 10,000 euros and you literally can only drop up to a thousand hot just idiot hot just stupid
I'm gonna take every short time.
This is what I wanted.
This is what we've been waiting for.
We used to pray for days like these.
Shut the fuck up.
Does anyone know, does the Ronin Respirator work as the lover of the hell?
It does.
Another example of me knowing more.
Another example.
Yes!
I won't lie to you.
I'm not lying to you.
I won't lie to you. I also googled that yesterday and there it is
Yesterday and you look at you
Shout I'm not
Guys one of the chances. I will be good with that yesterday. I'll not see
You know, I'm almost done eating. Okay
fourth lunch or a third dinner third dinner a hutch is about to eat two bags
of taquitos just say no got it got it so he measures his food in quantity of
bags of food got it okay does you know usually people like to do servings or like
two tacos feed tacos I've never been like oh yeah grab me two full bags of
that shit when you go come back to
chew you grab you ain't grabbing
nothing you have to go in legs you
can't grab shit bugs you can't grab
bags armless I don't know that quality
edge I don't even know it's just that you
know when you go into like a like a
target or like a wal-mart some shit
you go to the freezer session and
there's family-sized bags he's
eating two of those. Yeah. Two bags of food. Large fry and the diet coke is what
Haji's. That's what Haji's. Millie champions. Can you imagine working a
fucking fast food and Haji pulls up to the window. He's got 10 p.m. at 10 p.m.
Oh. I would, I was five minutes off my sift end out of McDonald's and Haji pulled up.
I would fucking kill someone in the in a video game in a video game in a video game
In a video game because you already know that five minutes is turning into 25 minutes at
Minimum and that's just to take his order. That's not even cooking it
Hodge do you hear a lot? Do you hear someone go? Is that all did you get that a lot?
when you're trying to order like is that every time I once had to tell a woman it's not all until I
say it's all just let me finish my order delayed out a lot I've had had to do that
how many bags of plastic utensils do they give you for your solo meals or
yo dude that's actually crazy I have a drawer full of plastic utensils and little bags
bro so I'm extras I sometimes have to reload kind of like drummers with their
sticks and shit when he's eating well sometimes just like this
the spoons and knives breaking shit you know no no you just want it more you
just you know you just want that I mean you dive deep I'm a guy there deep
you're a grinder grinder grinder fuck yeah fuck yeah
Oh yeah.
Everybody's got their money to get in there and get out, right?
I have 700,000 rubles and 500 euro.
Okay.
That should be enough.
Okay.
Oh, I've got to do my hutch.
There you go, bars.
Level 43.
Wow.
What level are you?
37.
Bitch level.
Oh, I'm level 11, so.
Okay.
All right, at least, uh, both of you, this is my support, at least I don't have to get permission from my WIFE to play video games!
Okay? All right, so you can take that level, and you can shove it up your butt.
How about you shove yourself in my fucking mouth? How about that?
You call me anytime, I'll pay ya!
Got em!
Alright, let's get the boys locked in.
You're interrupting me and my tequito talk.
Thank you, my boy. She's got you on a fucking die. She's trying to tell you see
She's got you want to die and hunch
The hunches wife has my diet. I mean bro. She gave him like six to Keto
That was why they don't have to buy their fifth mattress this year is all the springs are worn out
I
You
Are you running I'm running right now
out. Hey, didn't we play this map when we got without eyes being
again. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is your line bonds. Do you know
where that fat one is? Where you go?
I'm the second skiniest in this call
that's what he just said you guys just
Yeah, you just said I'm number two
Number one skiddiest and number two skiddiest
Oh, that is dammit! Shut the fuck up, Pete!
You two are gonna piss me off.
Oh, my God. Pissing your mouth.
Oh, no. Oh, no, don't do this.
Oh, no. Oh, I'm yawning. I'm yawning.
Yeah, I don't know how people, because that's a real thing.
That's a real fetish guy's pissing.
It doesn't really make sense, because I feel like if you get a boner from pissing,
wouldn't you be able to not piss someone because you can't piss when you got a boner?
I don't really know I think it might be
Yeah, I think it's like someone pisses on you which I wonder where the very first person in the world was like
I guess that's kind of like that two girls one cup thing man
Which by the way the fact that everyone knows what that is kind of insane if you think about it
You know that was like a shit was like ingrained in your brain if you were on the internet in the two thousands kind of it's in
Hmm. Yeah, I never saw two girls one cop
It just don't you know I got tricked into going to meet spin
I've gotten tricked into going into going on to a beastie ality side
I've been tricked into doing a lot of stuff, but I haven't tricked into watching two girls one guy
I remember it was middle school lunchtime in my I'm not gonna say his name because go to this website
I type it in I had no idea that people did that to animals and I learned that day. I
learned that
Good run
He's about you know, you just fucking out of flashlight and show me that
I'm on the water below the bridge
You're too much. Yeah
He's a little beef
No, I'm down here. I'm under I see you. I see you. I see Tim's dead body. Where are you relative to that?
I'm right on it. I'm gonna touch it. I'm gonna touch it
Okay, both of the people are dead right here. Tell me the guy again. Oh
Oh
There's someone walking
Yeah, it's a scab you got that one yeah, you're good you're good
Above you
I
Don't worry if I got you stuff. I got you somebody
Alright, at least we didn't spend all the money first. That's true. That's very true
Very true. Look at the positives. I mean look at the positives now
You know why I ran so fast out of spawn. I
Just I can't really keep up because you guys got more stamina than me because you're higher level than me
Yep, so I'm just trailing behind
You know how's the guy food in quantity of bags that were stable to the new tip. I just don't know bro
Just kind of I guess unfortunately it happened that way
Is that guy fucking bullshit or is that like a normal route to just sprint to the shoreline and just check if someone's running
That's a pretty normal. That's pretty normal. I'm
I'm heading on out, I'm heading on out.
I'm right behind you.
On me, boys, on me, boys.
Very normal because there's not only a quest over here, Tim,
but, again, icebreaker.
This guy was the icebreaker.
He was the accepted.
You're saying icebreaker like I know.
The only thing I know about icebreakers
is they're the little mouth mitts.
Yeah, that's where we're going.
It's a giant mouth mitt.
Yep, on a chest.
Stupid.
Perfect.
Where you at, Pete?
I'm laying down on the left side over here.
See me?
Yeah, I see.
I'm a turkey monkey
Yeah, you want to my gun and
These two things that shit. We know that we run either. What about that? Can you take that?
Don't take the contact Tuesday. I went back if we can evenly distribute this way. We might be able to carry it out
You what about that back make though?
No, go back back
Oh, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I got it. I got it.
I'm really good where I'm at now.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, gang.
What about all your money, Tim?
I was in my ass.
It's your butt.
Yeah, you're all good.
And even if it wasn't, in theory,
Pino could have gotten it back.
No, because you can't drop a certain amount of money
over the threshold, which I believe for rubles is like 20,000.
It would disappear.
Oh, good thing it was in my ass.
Yes, good thing it was in your ass.
We're head-none out, we're head-none out.
Mmm.
Nice.
That's nice.
Hey, Tim, you're dead every time I look over what's happening.
Maybe it's fucking you, JL4W, get the fuck out of my stream.
Yeah, and JL4W's fucked, I was just gonna say that.
Yeah, maybe if you were here, I'd be fucking alive.
Exactly! It's his fault! It's his fault!
Because every time you're in my chat, I'm fucking dead!
You see, I'm right!
I'm gonna turn that on you!
KILL HIM!
Oh God!
The Tacitos are fucking dead!
That's great to hear, Mr. Dutch!
Yo, POV, you're a Tacito waiting for hutch.
Oh God, just a fate worth of death.
Like sausage party, that little comedy movie thing?
I don't remember that movie.
I don't know if I watched it in full, but I remember a trailer for it where a sausage was getting cut.
And I was like, oh my God.
Hmm
We're playing that tomorrow, I took you guys on Monday
I'm hopping on two hours early tomorrow. There's a little spots of shit. What'd you do?
Bros
Everybody could like every game I'm hoping on two hours early
I'm playing for a little bit of arthritis and then we're gonna we're gonna change games as well
It's gonna be a multi-part of tomorrow a multi-part because he's fatter than me
You did it again. No, no
Tim's like a cow he grazes
He grazes
Does that mean you just walk around in a field? No, it means you eat constantly. Oh
You just walk around you just eat all day long me I eat in my meals very large
Yeah, I like starving myself all day and then eating a gigantic meal. It feels amazing.
I don't snack much. The only time I snack is like, if I'm bored.
Like, I'll- yeah, I'm bored of my snack, but I'll purposely not eat just the one I eat.
Oh, it's a fucking head.
I think that's called intermittent fasting, Peter. You're just kind of in for one meal a day, oh man.
I eat about one to two meals a day. I'd never eat three.
three
and i'd be three sometimes for
jesus christ
he's right
usually is okay
okay we gotta get this guy fidget spinner if he's only when he's bored
sounds like it's gonna be a problem
fidget spinner maybe the
crossword puzzles for the new york times something comes out of the keep this
guy
active something to keep this guy
his mind titillated.
Hello fuck what a fidget spinner keep me active you dumbass.
Just we got to try anything, we got to try anything at this point.
Just anything maybe just help the bangers move.
Why am I laying down?
At the very middle, to help the bangers move.
I had to be for a second I'm sorry I just want to circle back to an eating conversation
we were having.
I just want to say the one thing that like if I sit down and it's in front of me,
Brother, when I tell you I will devour it until there is no end.
It is corn chips, salsa, guacamole, and queso.
When I go to a Mexican restaurant,
I ask them for an extra basket of chips
before I even start on my first basket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shame, shame.
But I go to Texas Roadhouse,
I say, when they put that first bag of rolls down
or that first thing of rolls, I say,
you better bring me another one.
You better bring me one, maybe two more.
Just keep them coming, just keep them coming.
Keep them coming, keep them coming,
I'm gonna throw an extra five around the tip, my boys.
Keep going.
I'm going to stop.
I'll throw you.
Excellent, Ray.
Get up and head.
Excellent, Ray.
It's, yeah, my girlfriend doesn't really eat queso.
She thinks straight cheese is like we had to eat.
But is she a communist?
She might be a communist.
So when I go to Russia, I don't care.
I don't get the small.
I don't get the small queso.
I get the family queso.
I say, I say, heat it up, X.
I want it hot.
Bring me that immediately.
And then you know what?
I'll even order another appetizer.
I might not even eat that one.
But just in case, I run out.
Whenever I go to this Mexican restaurant,
they usually always bring me like,
because they have those little tiny salsas.
Yeah.
And I sit down and they brought me a thing of chips
and a tiny salsa between me and my wife.
I looked at the woman who brought it
and she said, don't worry.
I bring it to you.
She goes to ask me,
He had the confidence of managing 90% of the time
and somehow it's functional out
for the other 10%
built like a malfunctioning oracle,
wrong as hell, loud as thunder,
and somehow still cashing in on the 10%
I don't even know what that does even mean anything.
That doesn't, I've never thought.
That's my loot, isn't it?
I've got your loot and he has your loot too.
But I have your loot.
So what do I need to bring back in?
I don't think anything, to be honest.
I think you just had to bring a smile on a candy out of it.
What was his, P?
Is this the AUG?
His was the AUG.
Yeah, I've got a CPC as contact to his backpack.
So you have his helmet and I don't know.
That's it, AUG and helmet.
OK, that doesn't really make a lot of sense
because there was something in that backpack too.
Oh, I know you stole that level five armor
that I got that guy killed you, jackass.
That guy did.
What the fuck?
Fuck you.
I was wondering how my backpack was so light.
He stole our jet.
Easy. Let's run.
I guess I might fit on it. It's hot. Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Who me? It's hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
I
Well, I'm ready when you guys are I suppose help and check on hot for maybe for maybe
But only these about being shot in the head dead. Yeah, I have full water and food now. Oh, that's great to hear
So that's a plus
But hop on in boys hop on it this time. We're really going to ice maker
Hmm
Are you sure to fit on with no heads my stop roll the button?
Well, I can do I'm locked in guys. I'm tell you I know you think this sounds like a bad idea bring it into the icebreaker
We need this even though it is he's level 11, but we're making it the whole way through
We're getting all the way through.
We're winning this thing.
We're winning 100%, 150%.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm.
What?
Mm.
You like some gorgeous?
Hee-hee-hee.
Stop it, stop.
Hee-hee-hee.
Stop it.
Hee-hee-hee.
Get away from me!
UGHH IT'S RUN!
Oh wait, shift my button.
That was that's an old intro I stopped playing a long time ago because the song was only
good for like a week so I stopped playing that one I hit that that was still on the
I thought I had my action
Fire though, that's the bags
I'm sort of fine
We read directly in front of you see these I see you I see I'm going
Good right
I hopefully he's just so far behind he dies first his time as well. He's still a guy
I feel like you should be able to run faster with a knife in this game like counter strike
That would make a lot of shats
Are you ready for this reference chat and peanut no
Oh
Uh ninja?
Oh, I could dance all day, I could dance all day, try and hit me, try and hit me, come on!
Nothing?
I'm fucking old bro, oh my god.
You don't know this either?
I don't have the idea of this, but there's a battle going on right in front of us.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I
Got one good
I'm shooting for the right. I'm lagging hello
Left side blue fence P left side blue side one right side
Where are you at? Where you at? I'm far right. I'm far right. How'd you do it?
I'm laying down. He's left side blue fence somewhere. My legs are broken. I got it
Let me know if you're holding are you holding a kind of not really because
I don't know how far down he is.
I see the grass, I see the grass.
That's my friend right there.
Got Papa Stan?
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm holding him, I'm holding him, I'm holding him.
Go ahead.
Wait guys, is he behind the building in the red fence here?
Move in, move in, move in, move in.
No, me, me, me, me, me.
That's not us, that's not us, that's not us.
Not us, not us, not us.
I see him, I see him.
Yeah, oh yeah, he's looking at the, you know, the locked house.
It's in the cottages.
He's behind it, he's behind the locked house.
that guy you know for the other guy yeah okay I'm okay I see I see I see I see
I see you I'm behind you I see I see the bag I see my guy he's on right side of
locked they oh are you sure he's here he's on the other side of the lock
I see the other one I see the other one see back see back we don't want to die
I
Got it
I'm really good at the game
I don't even think you talk to the game
Now my friend said something super epic
I
Hear my hip turn around
I've died at this house before I
See the other one I'm fighting him trying to need help a little bit. He's got Sean his ass. I think I'm going to him where hutch on this name
Round the other side of that blue fence
He's in hell on the other side of this blue fence Timmy careful
Fuck you fuck you back dinner he's dead
Fuck you
There's more people farther out.
Yeah?
He's not hit!
Oh my god, I fucking killed her!
What the fuck?
Good boy!
I thought you would say that!
Give this guy, give this guy, give this guy, shoot!
This guy is broken!
Wait, do we see him?
He doesn't have this.
I don't have anything.
I don't have a body.
My body's a king.
Oh my god.
I got you, I got you.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fucking die.
Don't die, don't die!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm gonna get my self situated just so that he can see me as much as I can defend you guys.
Yeah, sounds good.
Little bitty healing.
How are you, Tim? I'm looking for you.
I'm laying next to a teal.
Yeah, I'm shooting.
I hear you, I hear you, I hear you.
So then in four on fun
Pop that
Stop it. I can't stand underneath you use that
I
Okay, right arm. Let's fix that first guys
Should have fixed my leg I'm being told
It's out of ammo!
Is that player?
God I've got him! Oh my god he's terrible!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god oh my god
Now listen baby we have team 4 and 4
Good job!
And they're fine
Okay, I need to put my leg back on me. I forgot to put it back back in my gun. I have my someone pulling this guy
To what that was a close-up was that the game you're allergic to it
Are you serious?
Oh my god
That's so brutal
You just at least give him the healing effects or does the kids have the healing effects?
Tim are you healing?
I don't know
Oh Chad's saying no he's not, I got one guy
I'm 297 and I'm hungry
I have no food
Give me food watch now
Okay yeah
I
Just want my cut off
Let me be one oh my god, you know, okay, I'm at 50 food and 75 what I think I'm okay
There is a team on the spine rock behind us where we're standing right now
Wait, I'm not ready. I'm gonna pack all my max. Holy fuck. I'm in hell right now, bro. Oh my god
You're fine, bro. You're fine. You'll be fine by you'll be fine
Start bringing down fart fucking double tapping
Fried was a fried was a was a wristy guy
Fart fucking oh
Right with only by Ty Quanto and karate
Wait that was two people in the bush no fucking way that was one guy right you got two guys
If I got two guys in that bush, that's unbelievable way if you got two guys, you might be the go
I'm back up a little back of a moving
Yeah, I think it's a reset P big woman enjoy her
He's over here for you boss
Yeah, hell yeah, he knows what he won't he knows what he was
He know what it was. You know what he was big fight was behind that hill. It was a while ago
reset I'm Luke okay you go to I try and watch I came all the way over here to
not fucking not came of course not I'm back up and moving I'm ready to fit I
can defend I can defend I'm searching this guy broke chat this gun looks like
I see. I'm in a bush.
Where's he going to be at? Where's the bad guy's at?
He's right in front of us. He's right in front of us.
Oh! Dingle! Dingle! Dingle! Dingle! Dingle! Dingle!
Where do you came from?
No, where do you know? What? No, that was on the hill. I saw the boys moving.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, you saw the hill.
I'm going to do a right flake. I'm going to do some analgesia. I'll be right back.
I'm going to do a right flake.
Ready? Do it.
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm running! I'm running! I'm running!
I'm rockin'!
This is old Warsaw down here without what's going on!
I don't know, this is insane. This is insane.
I'm doing a big flake on him.
Just keep his attention. Keep his attention.
Let him see. Let him see.
Okay, okay, I got him.
Hey, we're over here!
That's not okay.
Hey, bro!
Good, good, good. Thank you, Jim. Thank you, Jim.
Thank you, Jim. Thank you, Jim.
Watch me. You can be more like him, a team player.
Tell your mom I'll be over at 9 million steps.
Oh, yeah. For sex. For sex. Yeah. Yeah.
We need to relocate.
Are you ready?
I have my bag. Yes.
All right, let's go.
I found a dead person. Did we catch?
I didn't lose my bag.
I hear Simon. He's Simon. He's Simon.
Yeah, I eat carbs. I eat carbs while I hit this guy.
Yeah.
Yep.
No, you don't help me.
Here, you can see.
Follow.
Drop your bag there.
Drop your bag.
We'll come back for it.
This is food.
I need this multiple.
I need you to take it behind me.
Yep.
I'm on it.
Where are you at exactly?
I'm toward the shore, laying down.
down a tree and a bush W comes thank you the top of the rock we I'm gonna
wear that I saw someone at the top of the rock yeah yeah makes sense I need to
regain stamina them I'll get one guy I think one guy I got one guy I got one
guy is he fucking simple is he another day PMC this is a war zone this is a
war zone is dead bodies anywhere yep oh god oh no oh man push you up along the
along the road I'm wearing a black helmet a skull face mask and a black
ring got it and a black backpack the big way I got Hawaiian shirt Tim won't be
far behind me okay you don't have to tell you what he looks like he's the
homeless person at any given moment okay this homeless person has to fucking
kills whoo
which is where the rock that hangs over the gas station he could show me on
I don't know
We got them in the same much might as well be speaking Hebrew to be wrong
Any movement I have a feeling this guy might have fucked up towards Pierre
Yeah, I disagree with that when I peek over the rocks
Thank you so here
We're the hell did this guy go
Bratton somewhere bro. This guy's got a little far-rotated
located try and see us inside the bus stop. So we might be like a dead body.
There's a dead body right here.
Yeah, a lot of dead bodies.
Check the bus stop.
I see you. You just ran and jumped, right? I'm going to go to the top of this
rock here. You see me?
I
Can't really look over there. I saw you jump though. I don't know if I jumped
I don't know I remember I remember
But much of this rock is to see me clearly
Yeah, yeah, you're near your near gas station, right? Yeah, yeah, kind of
I think he's gonna do it. It's cadet room. I think he's here no more
You go
I didn't job I did not job
I mean whether I did not job there's a guy right next to you and you would have heard that wasn't you if you're over there
Very satisfying in my ear
Mother satisfy myself in your ear
Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Let me tell you.
Oh! What were you saying? Oh, that might be the same scav from Firehouch.
I'll move it onto the pier. I'll move it onto the pier. Yeah, it's definitely a scav.
I didn't loot one of my kills. There's a body back there to get you out of the juice.
We gotta go back. We gotta go back. I dropped it on him.
What the fuck, Tam? What do you mean, fuck Tam?
You guys, there's like 10x better loot on the icebreaker.
You'll have to drop it anyway for icebreaker loot.
I can't carry things with a backpack?
I'm telling you anything you pick up now, you will drop the ice maker loose because it's way better.
I promise you.
What if we just in and out here?
Yeah, and then there's no rush.
Motherfucker?
What?
Go grab our bags and let Tim loose.
Motherfucker, grab his bag.
Fine, at least come to Pierre because Pierre's open.
Come to us so then we go to Pierre.
I'm going to be right now
Was not my advice my advice was to stop telling me but you haven't said you find one
I do yeah come and take this come take this trip
for this let me grab what's inside I want this here by the pier all righty grab
I got that.
Mother stairs in the peer house.
And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45.
I wanna look.
Put that little big iron on his hip.
Something like that.
What's that?
What's it getting in the groove?
It wasn't this guy. What's the angle I had?
thought to bubble it's like that one good man good man good man it was this
you my boy no that's who you guys just walked into the peer house right
looted them yeah I killed that guy I looted hey do you just walk okay
you're dead me okay I thought you were gonna say who's dead in cry I'm saying
You were dead. No, I said who walked into the pier house not us who's on first. Oh God
Holy crap, I can't wait till they replace you guys with AI and I can play with two AI robots
Come on Tim no
Yeah, we'll be there in anywhere from five minutes to three hours, okay
I'm already here jackass
Go to how
I
Stay with your team do my team is it literally two oversized bowling balls
I cannot stay there that long. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. I'm doing that
There's no way. I'm doing are you kidding me? Are you kidding me stand up and
Legless bitch I can stand up for myself against ballies like you
Why am I so fucking fatigued am I dead yeah, you dead
I'm hungry I need food
Let's go fatty. You usually are going ice-breaker
Wait the walls are closing in the walls are closing in
The walls are closing in I'm it's I've seen I've seen the
I saw your video, by the way, Hunch. Fuck you for using the trumpets getting louder thing.
You're supposed to take that. This is the trumpets are getting louder.
Okay, for the record, there's no way I'd be dying this quickly, because I'm a little
or saxophone saxophone saxophone
to be honest it's one to one Tim let's be real with ourselves
holy crap this is why i don't share with my team are you seeing this we've been here for an hour
we've been here for an hour he needs food i thought he said i need food i'm zero
i got some food here we were a man with food i don't know why i didn't think that in the
first place we're playing with hutch and kim guys i got food over here guys come over here
I got food over here for you
Oh, yeah, I see you have a lot of food. Well, oh, I got food here for you big boys
I got food. I said I had no food coming in here
And you guys did not give me the food that I required there. I require the food that I require
Just get in my fucking mouth.
I'm not a game that die with the plays.
Dive and the plays.
You still want me to tell you, come down here.
I just have lots of food for everyone.
I'm not even joking.
We're on our way.
I thought this game was realistic
because I'm pretty sure you can live without food
but you can't live without water.
Yeah, that's the opposite of this game for some reason.
Are you gonna tell Russians operate?
It's because Russians, yeah.
It's because they're Russian.
The Russians don't need water.
I got Tim, I just found you this.
Come here.
If that's the case, they'd have to be living off vodka with gum.
Yeah, exactly.
I'll point exactly.
Thank god you found this, bro.
Oh my god, I get some beans in my dick.
Beans, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, chicken, you name!
All right, I'm coming.
And then I'm going to be on the way.
Split stream.
Yes!
This is where I died
Hey guys, I'm in here don't shoot. This is me
Well, I forgot we leave it
God, okay good
for this shit all right everybody ready you gotta drop a thousand for him no
that is to get back oh yeah we're ready we're good to go hot body boys I hit
Iraq he hit in Iraq I should have put the level five plate fuck and the gun do
I just put the money in the no no no don't do that don't do that you're good
I do you interact hit escape. You're good. All right. There you go. Bye. Hmm. I'm transitioning
Hey, congratulations
Wow, you're doing great, I'm gonna go people before we start all right. All right. I transition
Give me a good read. I can tell this is gonna be a good read. I can't tell
Mr. Tim stick with me this hot sky don't don't don't you'll die you'll die if you think of them
Okay, see we pop up here. I see what I'm gonna be that
You know what I'm gonna give you a little bit of food. I'm gonna let you I'm gonna put out on my hand
Let's eat on my hand like a bird. Oh, yeah, right. I should but again Peter start have hands
RIDE!
CMS would didn't come back as full health, but since he transitioned they're now full health and you can heal them up to full
There's water down below the deck I might give you mine although I might need my we can get water for both of us
As soon as you kill like the first ten guys
Me see by two waters, let me see my two waters give me see
Hmm. Oh, okay. Here you go. You can use that you use that it will look into my water later
Oh
So just take this just in case both me and the hutch die you're gonna need it
Say about that
Grab it for you about it. You're dead
Not dead. Oh
You go take this and put it put it in your special side just keeps me in hutch die
What is this?
Just to get out of here
You know, I'll give you a thousand I'm gonna give you a thousand euros as well
Excuse me, I'm sorry as well. I just went to the top as well. No, you don't need that. I'm just dropping a gun
I'll just drop this trash. I need you to take this hold a few I'm gonna stop
They can't come outside. I'll get it. I'll talk to them while I got you
You spit this
You didn't drop anything that night he's dead
That is right there
No, I killed I just I literally just killed him
Everyone's on everyone's on it right
Okay, great. Are you over there? Oh, hold on
What am I ass my right? Don't you eat? Yeah
Don't peak. Why is everyone so fucking scared right now?
Well, if you're out of this job for the next thing 40 minutes
Yeah, don't die. We can't stop. You saw we can't stop. Yeah
All right, Tim, hold this staircase right here
Watch out what guilt and I just shoot anything that comes down
They're coming up here
Packet
Mm-hmm
I'm just gonna need it
Tim on this map nice and come back alive as a zombie go ahead and shoot over time makes you doesn't
He's the one in dead in the doorway
I shot him. I don't know if she nights dead or you'll come back
I'm gonna loot this guy
works
You just have all the bad
Where are you at? I'm in the like the medical room to the right
Is what do you guys want to join me no
You guys are still outside the door right I can show you buddy
Someone just said take a plate out of his rig
yeah you can yeah I'm gonna be on the other side don't you be don't you be
yeah just oh that's tech all right this is yours now hey I'm literally hey guys
should I use the gun that I just picked up off night or my aunt I swear
god this guy is a stupid question dude what the fuck you are I've never been
here and apparently this guy's night you brought me to hardest thing fucking
possible I'm 20 hours on this case oh it's a tradition in dark on your 21st
hour it's completely silence
I hear them underleaves inside of the mechanic room yep I'm on it I'm on it
I'm gonna clear the rest don't come downstairs you okay yeah I'm guessing you
looted it if anyone comes up the stairs when I shoot them yes if anybody comes
I'm just gonna shoot him unless I say it's me.
Just don't come out of the cage.
Hey, Spice.
Holy shit, there's me just sitting there. What the hell?
I
Can't see
Oh, don't you fuck you for looting everything I really think much
Who's coming is someone here?
I'm at the staircase Tim, you are dead.
I don't have to worry about nothing.
All right.
Hey, where are you at?
Down below, in the kitchen? Or should be where the kitchen?
Where you belong?
Okay, all right.
I'm down here with you. I'm down here with you. This is my life.
Okay, these guys are getting a little frisky today.
These guys are getting a little frisky today.
I see you.
You want to give them a shot? There's two more guys in the...
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
Don't swing.
Okay, I'll swing.
How'd that hit you?
No, it didn't. I'm dying of hunger.
He's right there in the hallway.
Can you hold it while I heal up?
Yeah.
You guys get a little frisky there.
Little frisky.
You some food?
Yeah.
Yeah, so you got it.
You take...
and...
I only have much for you.
You can take this.
You can take this. It'll give you like 5.
What are you pushing?
Is this a chase?
Nice, good job.
One more.
Moving in? I'm moving in.
Yep. Do it.
Fucking.
I don't want to close you on him.
I need to heal.
I'll clear the freezer.
I'll push that hallway.
All these doors are just open.
Don't kill me.
I'm going to kill the last couple of guys in the woods.
You're a hundred percent good.
Stay up here.
Gotcha.
Gotcha
Just gonna take ammo from all these bags not for these guys just a poop. No, no, no, you're good
Listen Chas gonna tell you a hundred things remember rule number two
Listen, I'll listen to Chas
Okay, I got you purchase on the side. All right, okay. All right very cool very cool. They cool
They cool very cool. All right
Get food in the kitchen
Finally damn, okay, alright everybody's dead. Everybody's dead, we're on stage, jeez Louise.
You'll need to do that. I have got, I will to play this Friday, don't you worry.
It's very cool boss. Don't you worry boss, don't you worry.
Alright now you're not boys, you die, you should save anybody you see right now as your best pal.
Don't kill him, might be your best pal Peter. Might be your best pal, P.
What'd you say?
Do we have the C4 or not?
Yes we do.
Mm-mm-mm. I brought it.
Don't you worry, boys. Don't you worry.
A little faster here.
Mm.
Uh, do we want to take Tim into the next area?
Or just have him sit outside of it?
Ooh, let's have him sit outside.
This could be a little frisky.
Yeah.
A little frisky.
I'm going to knock y'all down very good.
I killed thousands of people.
These guys got a lot of hours and I killed them.
Tim, Tim, Tim, if you go to this next part
and do it yourself. I will actually I will give you anything. You can name anything you want.
I'll give you a hundred gifts. I'll give you a thousand gifts. I'll give you a thousand as well.
I'll give you a thousand as well. You can get two thousand gifts in a sub to be finished,
but that should tell you please don't say yes.
I consider it. It's impossible. It's impossible for someone to be such a
It's impossible, impossible, impossible, you don't understand, Mr. Chipp, are we making a great mistake, are we making a great mistake?
Great mistake, great mistake. Fine, I won't do it.
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank you, Mr. Tim.
Oh my god, it's Tim.
So do I basically just walk around here and I'm just gonna trail you guys and loot? Is that what I'm doing here?
Essentially, you gotta get the lay of the land while the big boys handle the bad boys.
We lose everything upstairs. I don't know a restaurant
I didn't I thought you already looted it all so I kind of skipped a lot
Oh, yeah, I'll go back and grab all the really expensive stuff and sell it on the market for profit
Where's the where's the kitchen? I mean food the kitchen is downstairs
They're right back this way boys come down here come down here's right that way the ticket right
I didn't loot that room, I promise.
Ooh, ooh, I gotta get the goodies, gotta get the goodies.
I can't do it.
The augmentation is worth much, anyway.
Take that, right there in our butthole, I get to.
I need to move, pay to be honest with you.
Yeah, we do gotta, we do gotta get down on it.
We gotta get moving.
If anything, we have Tim just kinda walk around
and loot this area while we go to the next bar.
Did you loot all the food out of your house you fat bitch?
Oh my god.
I didn't know you were about to pay it all.
That is true.
Now I'm going back down.
Let me see.
Let me see if I can get you some food.
I'm going to see if I can get you some food.
I think I have water.
I have another sausage.
That's your wild abouts?
I got a sausage.
You want a sausage?
This is a nice hog.
I have the max.
This is nice.
Why the fuck are you looking for food?
Because that's all I have.
Max energy doesn't really have anything.
I mean, Max energy doesn't really do much.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you don't know that much.
We're at $5,000 an hour.
Nice energy doesn't do much.
What are we talking about?
The drink max energy, not maximum energy.
I'll tell you what he is, Max energy.
Yeah, fuck you, Tim, I'll just compete.
Max energy is a drink.
Another thing you don't know, huh?
I see food really bad.
Oh, I got food.
Oh, thank god, I had some of my butthole.
Tim, run the ones.
Run the ones, Tim.
I don't know what that means.
We're doing good
In the control room
Hatches and the leadaxe
Server room one server this whole thing. I think this will be here
In this way yeah, it's just a server room be expected. Where's your tetrasad?
You do need to come down here to do this, there's a cut sheet down there.
Yeah, we do.
There's food down here, Tim.
I'm getting worried that I've missed something important, but I don't believe them.
I don't believe them at all.
There's, there's nothing on the floor!
We should watch.
Where are you down there with the food? I'm coming.
Where?
Oh, I got it. Those attaches get stuck.
Are you down here, Hutch?
They're gonna be so listen hunches just listen listen listen. I don't even need the loot, but they're gonna be so pissed at me
If I don't have that touches every yelling at me to get that like 10 minutes, please hot
That's all give me so I'll give you a bullback sport. I'll give you a bull X-word
Yeah, I'll give you a bull back for what they're gonna be pissed. They're gonna be facing me. They're gonna be
Hot I will get you right now. I will keep right now. You give me that bullback back
I'll kill you.
Don't kill me.
Give me that ball back to that there, buddy.
Don't do it.
Give me that tennis.
No, I'll give you the tennis.
I'll give you the ball back to that.
All right.
What do you want for the tennis?
Because they're going to be facing me if I don't have that.
They've been really telling me to get it for a long time.
Punch.
You're five fucking seconds.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, here we go.
Five.
Here you go.
I want the tennis.
I want the tennis, miss.
You're not getting the tennis.
Guys, can you stop whining and get me food, please?
please we do the next one sorry guys I'm seeing my bag guys sorry gang sorry boy
sorry yeah not gonna have enough time to do the boss if we're just taking around
like this we have to listen listen we have to do the next part in six minutes if
you want to have any change to do the boss
Oh, you missed!
You missed! You missed!
There was something else, there was something else, you missed!
Move!
Yeah, I'm there for a spot, there for a spot, mine is worth more per square.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So the ice breaker matters a lot more.
I got a bitch's per square.
Okay, pal! You are going to give me the list of...
Let me tell you something. When you are in rotting coves on the ground,
I'm going to steal that tension off of you.
They, they should not open up any doors, okay?
Still yeah, she might get a bunch. Are you ready? Ready, huh?
Hey, listen, this will happen you I'm gonna I'm gonna get the last of the back to right boys
You get the back left. Oh, yeah, there's gonna be eight of them. There's gonna be some easy keep track of how we kill
Yeah, you can just I don't know I just do whatever
Oh shit, okay, yeah, I can kill any of them. They give up one too fast
Not good, this is not good, this is not good. Watch right side of what's left.
Going, going. Watch out for the kill.
I got him.
That's for correct.
That's for total.
I killed.
I killed one.
That's for total.
I got you.
We got food.
We got four more.
Four more.
I'm not left.
Did you find out, find out?
Possible fracture.
Sit down, watch out, watch out.
There's still one more.
Two more, two more, two more, two more, two more.
We are not doing good things.
I have a grenade, I'm gonna try to flush him out.
We don't know how to win!
Help me!
Wait, I know where they are.
Get back, get back, I got this.
Lock him.
I
Have these foods
Yeah, they were the last two are another last two are got this
one down over the last one
oh god what was that oh give it I dropped my CC round oh my goodness
Just don't it.
Go back, go back!
Is it here? Can I come up?
You come, you can come.
Little something, something.
Papua goodies.
Oh, we should grab a gas mask box.
Yeah, lookin'
Couple goodies, nothing too bright, nothing too garish
I'm playing a horror game
Oh!
You did great out there, Mr. Tim, you did great out there, you were so brave
Thank you, thank you, happy to help, happy to help
You was...
Fuck I am
You were so brave
You were so brave, Mr. Tim, you were so brave, let me tell ya, wow
Oh
I gotta crack that why it opened like a walnut later this evening. Oh my goodness. Oh, you were so brave
Hey, how you doing?
We got some goodies. We got some goodies.
I don't think so, bro. I didn't see any masks. Did you see any extra masks?
No, I don't think I see any extra masks, but I got a mask, so I can kill more guys than you guys.
Yeah, I have a respirator, so I have a mask.
What is this thing here?
Good job good job good. Yeah, I'm gonna poop one as well. I'm gonna poop one as well
It's just in your eyes gonna brewery for the two guys she won't die a duck
Almost done packing
Well, I'm good to go
We're taking time, taking time, boss.
You can take full kits as well, Tim.
Like, all these guns still have all these attachments and grips.
Like, you should be grabbing all this shit.
Yeah, you're pouring ugly. You need all this stuff.
Take the gun, Sue.
Ooh, very nice, very nice.
Oh, I have another gas mask for you, Peter.
Peter, did you open up Secret Room or no?
No, I've not opened up the Secret Room yet. No.
No.
You go to the flare flame or touch my little awl, are they bad and I'll lose you here at my point.
I'm eating my only thingy.
I should drink my energy right on 25 of 100.
Hill son some little son some
What about the M4 you do much over the before oh, sir
I'm on the way boys. I'm gonna kill the guys with a alley bad be right back poppy. It's on the case
I have the enemy inside
okay all right
one day okay all right okay I can't see anything at all I can't see anything at
You have a nice bear goggles
Yeah, give it give a nice bear goggles
No, no goggles
I know
Okay, just keep watching
Well, please continue these guys
Yeah, wait for you guys you guys to clear out and then I'll go get up
Oh, hell with Jack.
What's waiting you to do ice maker now?
It's 700,000 speckled ears!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Um, I don't dump the arm.
This dumbass nut can't bring goggles.
I thought I'd get one with the goggles in town, son!
Let's go.
Which we'll probably still get after I kill these hooligans.
On the arm.
I
Take care of these guys for you. I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to you
Why is Tim muted up is he locking in while looting?
There's literally no enemies back there that can possibly kill him.
Is he?
Yep.
But he's locked in.
But he is locked in.
All right.
I need a front plate.
Oh, actually, you got another one.
All right.
I think this might be a bad idea.
I think it's gonna be too.
It's kinda stupid.
Oh!
It's gonna be a good thing.
Hell yeah!
Oh, he's supposed to be in stand-back.
I'm going in.
Locking.
I
Don't know that's good idea
Yeah, I there's two guys
You killed two magnet oh my god never mind that's a great idea you're genius
Because that means there's only two more than behind those boxes in the back
I'm gonna get him.
You see mech?
See mech?
I'll get him.
God!
I'm gonna have that first guy to die.
Hey guys, good job.
Where are you?
took our school. Run the hell he back run the hell he back opposite side of where you entered him.
Go up both those staircases but just keep going up it'll be the back and lead a bit of packing.
We will have a time we got a hundred you're making good time at all.
No terrible time.
What time is it? What time is it?
We are at 24 minutes.
Oh my God. Okay. We got to clean these guys out the next like four minutes.
Yeah, we're we got this.
If you guys just jump on the gas.
I'm gonna go check it out. You take care of those guys.
Lick it!
Is it time for me to help, guys?
No.
Time will never come.
Yeah, like I said, Timmy, this isn't really the best bath for ya.
Oh, this is awesome.
Yeah.
Lick it.
Basically, just a lukewarm.
I'm going to need absolute concentration for this one, absolute concentration.
Fucking...
I'm doing this kind of frisky, I'm not going to lie to you.
Let me come up here.
They come, you ready? Here they come.
I
Oh my god, I don't even know if I was shooting the last guy I'm pretty sure I
couldn't hear who was shooting because I was shooting so I just was I preached
I was aiming at him clicking an empty gun I wasn't sure that I wasn't shooting
I couldn't tell I could tell so I just I knew that was my only chance over
There was one more bull in that magazine.
All these guys have hair loops. These guys as well.
If that's all of them, we actually might have time for the bots.
I think we've got it. We're at 22 and a half.
That's all of them.
It's all of them.
You're fine. You're fine.
Did you get him? Did you kill him?
Yeah, I'm gonna kill this guy, then you guys do it up and get it.
I'm stunned right now. It's all you. Oh my god.
That was out.
It's out of this clear.
Probably I'll clear. I'm checking. I'm checking.
Yeah, see you back. See you back.
I almost saved my water again, boys. I'm holding. I'm at 20.
There's more water out than the vice. I'll clear. I'll clear.
Okay, you guys do it up. You guys do it up.
I'm going to kill the boss in this half, okay?
You want to do that by yourself?
No, I got it. I got it.
Don't you worry about me, boss. Don't you worry about me, boss.
Don't you worry about me, boys, I'll be good.
You fail, I'll get your shit.
Oh, no, don't you worry, I got it.
Are you sure you don't want me to come?
Oh, I got it, I got it, I'll just get my bag back with me.
Hey.
They're dropping two rigs on the helipad.
Don't you touch them, Tim.
Don't you touch them.
I won't touch them, I won't touch them.
Follow me, boys, follow me.
I never die.
I see the easy die easy the final push was the final push right in lock it in
a little bit of healing a little bit of healing
We will leave the charge.
We will have all of the glory.
Let them have the goop as the glory is ours.
I just drank water that I'm allergic to apparently.
Go ahead, go ahead, die.
Oh, it's going, I am dying, wait, I'm dying.
No, I'm actually going to die.
Eat up.
My food is zero, my water is zero.
Three
Down the staircase you'll find me
Target spot
What's that? What the hell?
Here you go. Here's some water.
We gotta get to him. We gotta get to him.
Come back as soon as you can, but just come back.
Which water was it? Was it that weird bottle?
Purple water.
Yeah, I'm allergic to that as well. The Chinese water.
You're just a pure...
Chinese water!
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Oh, my goodness.
Cheesing peanuts in a drink. Suck it, bro.
I don't think I'll wait a second
Why is for the Chinese guys for the Chinese guy nice score
Here you looting that group of people over there you want me grab them
You go ahead loot this one more HK other with with all the good loot other than the good Mads mags and stuff
They need to grab on my way keep looting these 10
I'm blowing the door blowing the door
Yeah, I'll come and just kind of stand next to you in case you need it.
Man, what you two got in there?
Yeah, Kim got the rabies. We rubbed off on them.
Stand back! I'm blowing it!
Lock him.
I'm going in!
we see that age case you see it off the lake here that's all we need I got the
Chinese guy
she legally take this chat
just take the attachments guys you're talking about my pay grade
Oh
Really far
I'm sad I'm not.
One down.
I can't see like I usually can.
Two down.
You want another smoke?
Yes.
Thank you, sir.
This is where you see us, you come at it.
Okay.
I can't see.
I'm just gonna start using you for some music.
Need help?
No, I'm good.
Okay.
No.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Oh, don't let me smoke the copies ever.
Come on, let me smoke, let me smoke.
Oh, Dingo!
Oh, now I got you, Bastard. Now I got you.
Now I got you, Bastard.
You should hide behind that fence over there.
These guys are being pesky. These guys are being pesky.
Oh god.
Are you out?
I'm behind you. I'm behind you.
We're down, we're down.
We're ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a.
By dad, by dad, by dad!
Holy crap.
Holy cow, I should not be alive.
I should not be alive.
Oh my god, one left.
One left.
Oh my goodness.
Woo!
Push wedge!
That was wedge!
Oh my god.
Six down.
All dead, all dead.
We're done.
Woo!
Good work, boys!
Good work!
Hey, good job guys.
We did it.
Oh, great work, great work, Mr. Ted.
You were very brave.
Hey, what?
There's one more.
What the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
Get back, get back.
All right, guys, I'm out of water again.
Yeah, I think there was six.
It's seven?
All right.
Since when?
Is that I got two more smokes?
I need to see one for upstairs.
Oh, it's OK.
I'm just going to say, is this not a good enough mask?
The SOER?
It's your eyes y'all water anything
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna throw one more smoke bag. I see this last month for the hood of them
I'm stance. What's up? I'm gonna get what you okay?
No beat
Perfect smoke perfect smoke and later on what I wanted
He's just like taste bloating
Oh, very nice, very nice.
Understood.
I get him.
Keep them coming.
I think I got him.
Not sure.
No.
keep them coming I think I got back to know you guys start unpacking you guys
are packing I'm gonna I'm gonna go kill the rest guys listen to the guys
a little bit like you have water in your bag on the helipad go ahead take
it it's like good
I got a bad idea of how I went back up there.
You like taste-fluidding before I go?
Eeeeeee.
There's some live taste-fluidding?
Live taste-fluidding?
There's some live taste-fluidding?
I got a shield on my arm.
Live taste-fluidding?
There's that guy, this guy, that guy's not done.
That guy's done.
Oh, she's right, she's right, she's right.
Can't see dick and balls.
Oh, that's done?
Not done.
Okay.
Oh.
Little something jumping, little something jumping.
Hey, you're not stealing from my, uh, my rig, are you?
No, no, no.
Hahaha.
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
No, no, no.
Yeah, we're po-
Okay, that's good. That's good to hear. That's great to hear. Thank you. Sorry. Silly me. I just had a feeling and everybody was saying you were doing it and stuff like that. You know what I mean?
Oh my god, that's not me guys. That's not me guys. Oh my goodness how inappropriate how inappropriate
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
But just in case if I do find even one item missing I'm gonna empty my bag in the erectile. All right
But I need um, I need uh something I forgot what it was I need oh, yeah, I need a new ring
I
Have a new egg
Genius allergic for like the rest of this fucking game because of that water. No, I don't think Charlie gets out of that way
Try willing it away somebody my chance said to shoot the flair and leave without them
Vi be that man right now
The other person said just take peanuts loot and leave
VIP that guy as well VIP both those nice guy gentlemen immediately immediately
But the card all right now we go kill the guys
Just come around.
I want to do it.
Oh!
Just another one of these.
Another one of these.
Oh!
Oh, got the- just hanging around.
Just hanging around.
Don't worry about me, boss.
Just hanging around.
You have to worry about me at all, boss.
Not even a little bit.
Not even a little bit, you don't worry about me at all.
You understand?
Jack, come right on them.
You don't worry about me at all, boys.
Not even a little bit.
1810, 1810.
I always found a moonshine, you sick bastard.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh no, damn it, I thought that was so yuck.
I bet you're kinda getting scammed here.
What the hell, these rooms are usually way better.
I'm getting scammed, I'm getting robbed!
Oh, you're goofing around, I'm getting all this in 995.
Well, I'm gonna, I, uh, don't forget the 50% t-meter tax!
Remember that was your deal? I would go on and kill the boss and then you guys would give me a cut of the loop.
Remember?
I don't remember that.
No, did you hear about that?
I heard about it.
Do you hear anything at all? I don't hear nothing, boss.
Hey, where's your big one? Where's your big one?
Don't do it. Don't actually do it. You'll kill us both.
Alright, see you guys.
It's fake. It's fake. Oh, gotcha. Okay, okay.
I don't have time for your foolishness. I'll even ate a half-minute's worth.
It's your time for your foolishness. Your foolishness and your greed.
Like an...
I literally am having my chat help me individually with each thing I'm doing right now.
This is only five guys trying to hunt, should never change this.
I'm going in.
Oh my god they're all upstairs, no way.
Babe you've already made a lot of money.
What's this board we made?
I'm going in.
There's more to be made!
He's gonna die of smoke, I gotta push it!
Where the hell is the end?
Somebody unloaded this one.
Use that spotted officer on 12.
Oh God.
One down.
Viper 3 wounded.
The arm pushing the waste of my time!
I'm on a run out of smoke!
Two down.
Oh
Down
One shot one left I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it
I'm doing it. I don't care. I'm doing it. I don't care. I don't care the repercussions. I'm going
Rocking
Make sure actually got four just four that's only three
23
I did it, I did it!
That'll get the beat-up mother-flowing!
That was, guys, one of us is going to have to go call the helicopter very soon,
And you guys cannot leave without all three of us because sometimes it glimpses, okay?
Boys yeah, yeah, don't it to me
Oh, that's not the right car. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh god
Oh
Where's my backpacker?
Oh God, oh God, this happens to me every time I forget. Nice to be reward for my backpacker.
Where is he? Where is he?
Shit, we uh, what the hell is going on?
I'll find it, I'll find it. I'll find it. I'm going up to the counter score, five minutes and we've got to call that thing a three.
Yeah, that's good.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm going to go back, go back, go back, go back.
Open the door!
its a
a
an
go go go go
you got to open that last door
how's it going guys?
yeah, I assume we have to leave in 4 minutes, is that accurate?
go on the helipad and shoot the green flare straight up in the air
it should have been there, you gotta go right now
go below the helipad and shoot it straight up into the air
there's nothing in here, what the hell?
is this a room?
oh it's bastards!
helipad?
Look straight up straight up right click
Oh for fuck's sake we're gonna die
Longer die longer die run and run and run and run and run and we're dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're all gonna die
Get off the helipad back up. She don't get landed on
Oh, I left my odd down there.
I see it.
Yeah, you can come get it.
Stop talking.
Get it.
Oh, I'm busting.
Oh.
Not stupid.
Backpack in the hallway?
Are we below it or above it?
Are we below it?
Backpack right now?
Are we above it?
Are we above it or below it?
I can see it in my goat through this whole thing, chat.
C4, C4.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got a gun gun gun gun as you say helicopter here. Don't call it without being a blitz don't go without you
Why can I not pick this up
What about my vision
It's the captain!
I'm gonna get him to the next launch on Blackrock!
Get him up here, up here, up here, up here!
Cam, you did still shit, you slut!
You son of a shit-mejant!
You motherfucker, you son of a shit-mejant!
You fucking slut!
I
Was I allergic to it was I learned to the ETG I'm allergic to the ETG. Oh my god
You've got to be are you serious was that actually just happened wait no no
Oh my God, go back in the clip right now.
Go back in the clip, go back in the clip.
For sure.
Go back in the clip.
The fact that you laughed at Tim,
because you thought that he was allergic
and if you are actually allergic,
will be just sweet, sweet justice.
I cannot be allergic to EDG, that is not cool.
No, no, no.
I use that, I use that in very central situations.
I need that.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm going back to the pod. I'm going back to what I popped it.
Where'd you pop it at? It's like captains.
I'm right here. I'm popping it. I'm popping it. I'm popping it.
Oh, my.
We I know I'm not allergic it popped up and yes you are go back if bottom right just stare at the bottom right
You're a hundred percent allergic
There's no way you fuck with me right out you fuck with me. No you're not you're fucking with me
No, I'm not you gotta give me
Oh my god
What are the chances guys? That is a really good. I cannot be allergic to EPG
It's not a really good step. It is the best step in the game.
You are allergic to the best step in the game.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
Oh, the lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
Ex-liberate. Get up the egg. Ex-liberate.
Yeah, that is actually, that is...
That is worsted.
That is evil.
That is...
That is AIDS. That is ex-liberate.
That is chivalrous AIDS. God, there's no way.
Okay, so that was the last thing I'm going to do.
That was the last thing I was going to do.
I'm going to do morphine, ETG and...
What was the third thing?
I mean, proven.
Yeah.
That is like actually, I have to have like, I know it's funny to see like water is like really funny to be a little too
and it is funny to be a little too, but that's you can just make others shit.
That is actually probably the worst combinations of things you can be able to do.
I'm going to be honest.
It's the worst.
I need help with selling. I'm fucking full again, bro. That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous on my way
The key that has fucked me
That is ridiculous whips get on my computer and do what hutch says bro. I
I got a way, okay.
Whips talk to, let's talk to him.
Okay, okay.
I have to go to the bathroom.
And I have no room in my fucking room.
The key is a pedo race, I know.
That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Yeah, that is actually horrible.
That is horrible.
I was running down there and I was like,
I'm not really feeling that much.
I thought, you know, when I popped these videos,
like, okay, my legs are gonna black.
You know, I'm not gonna have any health
I'm running and I'm bleeding so you need to do now it went down. I'm not really getting a healthy
I know I don't see that health going that far up
People who are confused on what makes you do so good guys. It's literally like
It's like a quick revive for yourself. It's a quick reminder. You have one health you probably to do your max out in
10 seconds three seconds four seconds. Yeah, and with how he plays the game he gets shot
constantly and pops the ETG and it's back 50-50, you know?
That's ridiculous. That is actually horrible. That is horrible.
Bro, that is so bad. That is horrible.
I'm pretty sure in the vibe of us talking, we said ETG would be the worst thing to be allergic.
I'm almost positive you said that verbatim.
Fantastic.
I think you said if I'm allergic to ETG, I'm gonna quit.
Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
Wow. Thank you. You know what? I always love hopping on Tarkov and getting my usual fucking.
But then when Nikita 6 is pinky in there too, it's a good day. You know it's gonna be a great day.
You already know it. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
Who's got the Chinese guy?
I can't see dick and balls. He went full screen and then told me to help you sell shit.
so we all the way who we have it whips it has it literally kid cold whips to
sell stuff for you think it's a good time to start Tartov did you get
divorced recently did you get fired recently did you lose your job
easily did you lose custody of your kids recently did you think did your
wife take your dog in the divorce if any of these apply to you it's time
I'm going to hit that purchase button, my boy!
It is time to hop on in!
Hop on in, my boy!
Come on in!
BigDigBiz.com!
Hop on in, boys.
Hop on in.
All the above, that's the dark-eyed sweat right there.
That's the laboratory player.
Thanks for confirming my purchase of EFT today.
Anytime, my man, anytime!
RC, I would say, honestly, I know EGD is like the best,
but I would say for practical uses,
Mule might be a little worse to me.
No, could you just pop OBD too?
There's an alternative.
Oh, you're right.
And EGD are the only two stems with no alternatives.
At least I'm not allergic to promenade.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
I genuinely think I have the worst combination of-
Fine, fine, fine, you're allergic to morphine.
So in order for you to heal fast, you have to use a prophet tall and in order for you to use PKs fast, you have to use a prophet tall.
So you just, you're going to be spinning so much better than a prophet tall.
It's your only option.
It's not happening.
Forward to the war dogs gameplay this weekend.
You too, B2.
We'll be bankrupt for a couple of hours.
Yeah, Victor.
Not.
Not going to happen, pal.
Not going to happen.
I'm excited for war dogs.
I am excited you play you play this weekend. Yeah. Oh, dude. I'm excited. I'm excited
I've been having a lot of guys hype it up. They've been hyping it up
Here we go, oh, it's got 5,000 US dollars and 7,000 euros
Not too savvy boys
you hiring the system is actually a ball sider he said right when I'm going into a really
hard to read I need to
paste one
dollar
one
For what I'm gonna get you I'm hyped up. I'm hyped up. I won't do we'll see how good it is
We'll see how good it is as we get be good times gonna be good time play a new game is always fine
Let me put my good easy way I sweet don't do ice-break again. Honestly. I'm kind of ice-breaking out right now
I'm gonna be real with you bro. Anytime you take someone who doesn't play the game on ice breaker
You're literally just wanting to make them quit
Dude all ten did cuz I did it with glorious and it was actual help you just sit there and
Just listen to I killed them all and you're like, oh
I take
Well, I'm sure you had a good time.
I'm sure Mr. Tim had a good time.
He was back there twiddling his thumbs, playing with his fidget spinner.
Yeah, for sure, Ralph.
I mean, he had a great time.
He just had to sit there.
I mean, he had a real good time back there.
100%.
Yeah, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
100%.
Now, where's Mr. Tim at now?
I
He got up
I only stop you right there. I did not hear any heavy machinery in the background of his mic
So you're not gonna lie to me and tell me he got up
Man is this what it's like to hear fat jokes, but not be the one being called bad. This is weird
The other side
Oh my gosh, a little bit of water
Shit 10 a little five plates
I'm almost ready to get a little bit of food
But I need a little bit proper you I do you want to do what are you sweet help him with his quest?
Fuck him
He's not doing any questions. Honestly, what if we just run streets for the fuck of it real quick get it get it get a bunch of gales me day
Yeah, bro, I need to do shooter born. I'm just like waiting. I don't want to do them
Well, just throw my life away while the boys are playing. I love you with my favorite favorite glass
It's the best you're here now, so maybe I do good maybe I do bring a sniper
Why did I get an email saying that I bought something on Tarkov, bro?
Whips just expanded your stash times like
Five
Wait, what what quest lead up to the shooter boy? Maybe I can do maybe I like one question way
Then I go do that question when you shoot a boy together because it
It doesn't it doesn't share it doesn't share you sure this game's part of Wayne, bro
That's just crazy. Wait wait wait everything about this game has been away
Um, dude, this is this is all you need for capital. Are you ready?
Yeah, I know, but I want to know how to get the shooter board to heaven. It's it's my
Park up shooter
So I got shooter received dog. I'm shooter. Thanks. That's my mechanic or what?
Who's that? We'll shoot her is Yeager. I think oh
Yeah, talk about you to park me a limited piece the office from less than 25 years away with a bull-texed rifle
Oh, he's gonna back you real quick. They give him the business
Yeah, let me see where
Too shabby of a prayer not too shabby
We really need to be level 40 to start shooter board and have it get through you have a while
Yeah, let's not do that. Let's not do that. I never mind never mind
Streets I'm already done with streets for shooter board
I have two more on customs two more on ground zero or interchange and woods reserve. What's your customs at?
Just do customs. Let's do it. Well, I don't really I said, I'm too. I'm so rich
I'm just I'm so red touch. I have no one in my whole staff
So you're so many goodies
You're so many goodies
All right
conversation great talk great talk thank you Tim please a couple of these bad
boys almost done almost all right okay I'm good to go that's right it's
psychosniper not shooter got you we just but it's like a sniper come from
shooter like you get psychosniper from shooter
Okay, I do love for you as it's got there. Yeah, it's got there. Let's get out there
Right yonder are we right?
Mmm. No, it's just level four mechanic. I got ready. Wait, wait
You don't even 40s. You have a little bit guys. Oh, yeah, I'm getting word that
Wait, oh, you'd be level 40 and mechanic level four and then get psycho-cypher done then you get it
So again all what you're gonna need is you need everything level four
All backs out traders rep fence three so scabrap three
Need level 40 chemical part three shooter born
Tarkov shooter and so it good and that's it. That's all you have to do
Guys, I totally forgot. Oh
dude, I
Totally forgot that we were supposed to pick up gimmick like 52
I
That guy probably thinks you hate him. He's right here in the disguise these machete
Does everyone have my discord does everybody have my discord? I told you guys that too. You didn't remember either
Remember that
Every joint every joint my discord every joint is good
Well, well, well gimmick your life. Oh, there he is
Well, you're late gimmick honestly, it's disrespectful. It's disrespectful being this late
I don't even know if I want to play with you now unless I maybe get the body
You guys can keep going with the three man if you guys want
I just try to figure out what I what I what where I should go from here. No hop on it boys hop on in
Where's mr. Kim back to deal
Like gimmick he really said at one point fuck gimmick. We're not going into that discord
I hope that he dies and I hate him
Does that word for word word for word? That was only after I spanked into a pics of you
It was post that clarity. That's not how I truly feel it. You know that
Okay
You know weird way that does make a little bit
Yep, mm-hmm. Yeah, I just I want you to mind two injector cases
Okay, one injector case is literally only Zagustin's because you made me pick fucking dr. Jackal
Whoopsie perfect
Wait, what are we doing? What's idea up for here? We're going to Christ times. Oh
Just going to customs we can't go to ice cream with what was he was where the hell is Tim at?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh no.
So is he in the visibili?
We almost missed.
Is he behind where she's?
Give me a cheap birthday.
Oh.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Kevin!
Happy birthday to you!
Oh, thanks, guys.
It's not my birthday, but I do appreciate any time.
Any time.
We pop a quick Luciducie, and we'll wait for Mr. Tim.
We'll have him hop on in.
Oh, I forgot that Tim is 40 years old and doesn't know how to work discord. That's why I enjoy again
He doesn't have the discord dude, there's no way Tim doesn't have my discord if he doesn't have a discord
It's gonna be deleted as he deleted the discord
You want me to be in the discord?
Sure, but he he's gonna click on it. He's already gonna be in here
Yeah, Tim, whatever you do do not go behind Wendy's do not go behind Wendy's
You're gonna hear nothing but
We're gonna have to if you delete the discords that I think you lose all his previous burn I
Literally can't DM Tim because he doesn't have me added on this for GGs in the chat
this guy I'm tight this guy I do I guarantee you he uses his index finger
to control his iPhone 1,000% 1,000% he lowers his glass more better yet he
has a style eyes or a stylist or a stylist 100% 100% where the hell is
I sent the discord to the whips and whips will join portell.
Okay, good, good, perfect.
There's already about 50 people in the behind denny's waiting his arrival.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Bless his heart.
Are you trying war thunder or the razor too?
Two, those are games that would get your peanuts all low-standard.
Raise your commercial.
One of the little falls you see you live stream side of the game.
I'm a streamer.
Son of a good please.
Oh, shout out to your girlfriend, Anton!
It was like...
Is that good as how I do it?
It was like before...
That's a pretty good job.
That means...
Who is that?
That felt pretty good.
Yeah, I did that job pretty good.
He looks...
I don't know!
I don't know if I'm playing either one of those.
I don't look that at all.
It's not off the game.
I'll say that.
I've really lifted those bad boys.
I'll take a little beat.
Yeah, I think so one get the dragon pee where for where
No, hopefully not behind Wendy's
Okay, now there's 200 people behind Wendy's waiting his arrival
I see if I see if I see if I see if I see
I'm getting out of there. I'm in a black Hawk. I'm going right to Brazil. I hop into him
Oh, he's been he's been that's what wait hold on. Was it Brazil?
Here now. They know was it Brazil hold on
He what is his discord? Well, you got like a fucking you 7,000 people in here. There's actually 110,000 people
Yeah. Oh, you're not behind
with these. Thank God. Yeah.
During that locked room was a
genius idea. That was that was
a genius. Oh, Venezuela. I
hopped in the black Hawk went
right to Venezuela and picked
up them. Don't you worry them?
Don't you worry.
you
You
All right, well
I see my shoes like this he's like she's about the gate. You know the gate
Fucking
I'm giving you three seconds to come out of
Should we wait for him to pee?
Oh shit!
Okay, I took my own legs my accident
I misunderstood the message
What fucking gate? Oh, I see a shit
I'm gonna shoot this guy in the fucking head bro
Lord Gangaening sent
He's broken up
Can we try unicycle together?
Oh
You
Gun has a little more kick tonight. I took his legs. I say guys kill him. He has no legs
I'ma go get an angle on his head. I
Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Just be there. You need to be
Why are you running?
I'm here to bad spot.
You guys, we need the car.
Dude, don't leave the car.
Did he run, Tim?
He ran straight.
You see the split in between the tracks over there?
He just ran that way.
Oh, my God!
Oh, Jesus Christ, we can suffer by.
My pussy.
In the building where I'm aiming,
is you on aiming?
He's up in the window.
Yeah, I see him. Is that him?
I'm gonna peek the same thing away. It kills me.
I- I only- I only wanna hear something.
I'm on a splendid screen.
Give me a cli- I'm a splendid-
He's pushing, he's pushing.
Look at the-
Here we go, nice, here we go, nice, here we go.
Hey, I'm gonna talk to this crap.
The dread of nobis is here, let it go!
I'll take another shot you fucking bitch!
Yeah!
Now we get him in West Bay!
Yeah!
Get him in the sea!
It's right now!
Yeah!
Hell yeah, Tim.
Give him the business, show him who's boss!
Don't kill me on my train tracks?
No, imagine he fucking shoots me.
Someone's in here with us then.
I think he's got a gun.
What?
How do I turn my laser off?
Control T. Control T switches between the nub.
Everybody's got that building.
Is he motion?
This is me.
You see that guy?
I'm fucking pushing bro.
Now should we go get him?
Let's go take his bushy.
Listen I know this building like the back of my fucking hand now.
I need to pass you behind Big Scali.
Why can't I fall in here?
Because you have a 40 foot vertical.
You got LeBron James, alright? Let's go around.
You see how tall that is? You fucking crazy?
I can make that.
One of you guys is under the train.
You guys have the train yet?
We're at the end of the train.
We're all together though. If you see somebody alone.
The three of us are stacked.
I think he's black. I just blew out of the left.
Crossing, crossing.
Go, go, go!
I hear one. Do I right? It might be a scav. Oh, the scav is in the middle? Is that you next to us?
Me. Me right here. Five flashlights on.
I got one. I got one. I got one. What the?
He's down below.
I'm going up.
We got two. We got two.
It was simple. It was simple. Even elementary.
These guys are here. Holy cannoli. Now this is a way up. Wow. Oh my god. Saigon 9? Oh my goodness.
Oh, that's at least nine. No, ten dollars.
Oh, my God. And hold on. Wait, there's more.
So what you got is level four, level three.
Level four armor that's been replaced with a level three plate.
No back.
Oh, my God.
Generations.
So what's the follow them for?
That was at the other end of Kelly.
Yeah, it was.
Clue
Panda is clear
You teach him that something was called Panda because there's nothing in this game called Panda
There's nothing in this game
You should be able to vault into there.
The hell?
Where are you right now?
You should do it with more fun sway.
Where are you, P?
I'm in between these blue doors.
Oh, I'm in Panda.
There's a giant fucking panda on the wall.
Where are you?
I am staring at a panda!
Right here.
I'm right next to you.
I'm coming.
I'm here.
I'm outside.
Okay.
I want to see the panda.
We're just pandas.
I wanna see it.
Where?
Oh my god, bro.
Where the hell is Tim at?
Who's on frame?
He is me.
Look, that is a fucking panda on the wall.
No one calls his place panda.
It's fucking pandas, bro.
Oh shit!
Oh my god, why'd you paint me out of here?
Ha ha ha.
I'm coming up.
Where are you guys at?
Apparently I'm in Panda, I guess, and Tim are in Panda Heaven, we have been executed.
Thank you so much Tim, thank you so much for letting me know what Panda is.
I'm on the stairs, I'm on the stairs above the ramp.
Where were they at?
You're in a building. You're in a building.
You leave that building and then you get shot from the building you were in.
He's in Ziba. Next to a lion.
That's happened to us all fucking day.
I'm in that building. I leave that building. I get shot from that building.
So that means they're in Stronghold then?
No, they're in Zebra.
Zebra? Okay.
That means they're in Stronghold.
They're in Stronghold.
They're in Zebra.
Let me see you in one second.
Google.com.
Zebra.
Is that you sprinting?
Yeah, I'm sprinting up.
Later.
Good.
You got this for start.
You got this.
I'm gonna avenge you right after this tasteful
Do we actually think that they're in trouble?
He's 100% in trouble, that's where he's either from.
Okay, I got it.
Second floor, second floor.
Mmm.
Do you have a shot? I can bait him for you.
Looking.
All right, I'm gonna bait. I'm gonna I'm gonna sprint across the courtyard here to the shipping computers
Towards old gas. I see both of our fallen allies
Your magic
Tracks on the tracks
Very rare would never cease to get your lives
Take a picture of last little longer through front door. He's come through the main door
He's pushing you?
Yeah.
Is that you that just took damage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, I think he's in the main doors.
I'm at the small door.
He pushed at the giant doors.
There's side of him.
I heard him running and I'm peeking right now. I'm not getting shot. I'm peeking the
door right now. I think he might be right outside.
You need something in that corner.
I'll peek it. Bear me in the poppy fields of Santa
Okay, he's not right outside the door.
None of these grenades has gotten, got where he wanted them to go.
Actually, one more grenade?
Okay, give me a second, give it.
I heard him run to the, to our left.
I just don't see him.
I peeked out multiple times.
Oh, I see him.
Wait, that's a scab.
That's a scav outside there.
No, I killed him. I killed him.
Oh, God, where did he get me?
He was not a scav.
Oh, God, I can't believe this.
That's an enemy, shoot him!
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Not an enemy.
See you up here.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, I should have done that.
Oh, I should have got my M4.
It's very dear to me.
It's very dear dear to me.
Oh, boys, I mean, how lucky am I that you guys decided to die
in literally the middle of everything?
I've been sick.
Well, Tim just had to show me the panda.
He just had to show us all the panda.
I'm going to hate this guy.
That's a huge bag, OK, gimmick?
I'll be right there.
We'll do what we can.
okay wait you guys died me because you made him show you the fucking no no no
no what you jackass Tim was outside saying come outside and see the pan to
see the pan I'm saying this place is not called bed he goes come see the panda
come see the panda I say okay I'll come see the panda I go walk outside I see
the panda and BAM my life is taken from me that was not my fault you are making it seem
like this is my fault when it's not my fault you have 10,000 hours in this game and you
don't know that a fucking building is called panda that's not my fault it's not called
panda then why would huts tell me it's called panda huts is an idiot i'm not disagreeing
with that, but that's what he comes in.
Okay, you fucking jackasses, I was muted talking to my wife and don't worry, I told
her, stop talking honey, I need to talk to these fucking morons.
Fake wife, fake wife, fake wife.
They just called Panda.
All he did was take the shock with the googly eyes off his head and sit him down.
That's what he means when he says he's not talking to his wife.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I'm gonna kill him.
That's just terrible.
That's the day I kill him.
All right.
No, I will say this, Hutch, the more I look at it, I think it's a koala
bear.
Okay, all right, you know what? I
Name that building the guava bear
You take one last look over at that building just so I can see the book the guava bear again. It's right there
On the wall you see oh you see that okay is that a koala bear or a panda
Let's call that building the
uh uh uh
peanut and tim f**king died of near-fiddling
what have you done?
that's that's that was on the top, that's a catchy name
that's a catchy name
maybe an acronym or something
peanut f**ks tim
i did be all misditch but when i walked
outside and saw the koala bear
and then got instantly killed
i don't know if you guys heard tim
but he goes immediately he goes i give him
you baby to come on son
Oh
Damn it
Because I repeat the guy from the same angle, and I guess that's a big no-no in this
You got my thing
That's the name of that building that's quality right there. That is koala bear building koala bear building
I'm 100
I thought maybe there was a personal connection to the lint so I got it
Not with us anymore and you keep it in your pocket every day
12 hours
Is it's list?
Yes, what did you get my weapon?
I think I think the age a your weapon. I have to give my weapon. No
Well, I had an HK.
No, I had an HK.
You're not going to give me Kaila then steal my weapon.
I didn't see the K. Did I, but I have an HK.
You did have an HK.
I got Tim's gun, and I'm not going to tell you how.
I know for sure that it's Tim's gun.
Bloody guys, it's built.
It's actually built the worst you can possibly build.
A default would be better.
It's not ideal.
It's not an ideal build.
Tim, I have to rate it.
side John backwards so what do I need to bring into this loadout yeah wait what do
I need to be besides nothing no you know it'll call me petite and sexy literally
everything not worth it oh why would you lie hutch you're not petite you're
kind of sexy I lost all your shit as well fuck your I say you're sexy you
Sexy in like a fat way. Yeah, like a fact you're sexy like I can like I could give you back shots
And then rest on you like a couch while I watch a movie after when
Are you fucking serious? I'll give you my shit back. I just pictured peanut giving them backshots and that's fucking
Oh do it. Don't do it. All right, so
So, people, I have your helmet, mags, ammo out, meds,
and splint, and headphones.
Tim, I have your mags, ammo out,
and I have your helmet.
We don't need to bring anything, right?
Oh, you have your armor.
I have your gun, I have peanuts gun.
Do I need armor?
You don't need to bring nothing.
Do I need armor or a helmet?
Do I need armor, Hodge?
You both don't need...
Do I need a helmet?
Why are you getting mad?
No!
Do you have your gun?
No!
Wait, you have two, you have two headphones on.
Wait, hold on, we're ready to bring.
The cream always rises to the top and you Mr. Nut are the cream of the crop.
Keep popping that thing for a real goopa.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, so.
P, I'm gonna use the tasteful upgrades to your gun as well.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Very tasty, keep it tasteful though, keep it tasteful.
Can you imagine trying to like have sex with Hodge?
That should be as well.
I mean, Jesus, I mean, if he, if he like loses his grip
and he falls down, you're dead.
If you spread eagle and he's just pounding that shit
right in the front and he says, his hand slips
and he falls, you're done, you're suffocating.
You're dead. Every bone in your body is broken.
It's crushed. You're just a dead one.
That's the nice thing you're going to see is this.
The legs of the bed implode, and it drops a full foot,
making the velocity of your two bodies even
harsher, going down with gravity.
And as soon as the bed frame hits the floor,
hold on for a second.
Mr. Fletch, I'm going to get that bad shit!
What?
You're the one on the machine, why would I do that?
What do you mean, more pockets?
fuck yeah
drop it into the fucking retail bro
I'm here, I'm here
don't touch the towers, do we know town?
we smile
oh yeah
give that gold scar
sheee
you have a better feeling than seeing that gold scar
I've done a very similar thing
alright boys, let's get into that thing
someone cue me bro
how do I fuck
I don't even know how to cue you
where do we go right here
I need to be hidden not bad. I'm here. I'm full cam. No, you don't need to hide. Oh, yeah, we don't get strength up your eyes
Make sure you eat and drink
You're 12 I should work here go 5 p.m. 5 p.m. Is the audience? Mm-hmm
I live that's the only map. I don't need to go to that in streets. This is straight away. We'll go like this
We'll go right just be with me be with me. We'll go right be with me. We'll go be with me
We'll go be with me be with we'll go right
Yeah, we're not this one
Yeah, yeah, oh, let's do it. Let me just make a quick change if we're doing the
quick tasteful adjustment on that one
I've come to the city just follow it in
All right, I'm ready.
Hop on in.
The party's fine.
Peanut, do you play any MMORPGs?
Give me an example.
World Warcraft.
Okay, so I would play that.
There's just a conflict of liking women.
so I have played runescape though and that is bussy that is definitely an animal
that counts, that counts, that counts
and you get that twice I said it
wow yeah runescape what so wow could run
damn right it did, damn right it did
I don't even disagree with that
I don't think there's any truth to that
old super runescape is the best MMO RPG to ever be made
ever
100%
2004 was just a complete just perfect experience. You don't remember that famous old-school runescape clip
I'm not gonna get rage baited
Remember yeah to be there was it you had to be there the moment
2003 2004 classic vanilla world
Where
Uh, I convinced that it was my birthday present for my parents, a two-year pre-pandemic
year prepaid let me talk to you I paid for let's ride I mean it was great let me
tell you something okay world of warcraft sir I'm sure it's fun I'm sure it's fun
if you're 450 pounds and your face looks like a pepper on a pizza I'm sure I'm
sure it is let me tell you something your world could be falling apart your
wife just divorced yes you took your house took your dogs took your kids
You lost your job, you car, just got totaled, everything in your life can be going wrong.
But you grab a rune axe and you hit a tree and rune skin, it melts away, it all melts
away.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Are we serious?
What is this? What is this? Are we serious? Are we so serious?
We just see it guys we did a couple taste of left graze your weapons
What is this one strategy where is my gun out? I said I had your backpack. Where's my rig?
Where's my rig? Don't touch that Pina. Give me that back. I eat my head set isn't here
that's my way I know I'm gonna give it to you yes yes yes you go did you take my
fucking ammo no I didn't take any of it what are you took the good ammo out of my
gun and replace it with crap ammo
what the hell is going on around here I got rock where's my fucking headset
Ah, it's Hudge said he had your headset, right?
Hudge, where's my headset?
Why is this flashlight like I got the fucking sun on the end of my gun, bro?
I'm like, am I gonna hit you with a fucking high rope?
Look at my gun! It's got five sights on it!
It's five sights!
It's five sights on it! Five!
There are five sights on my gun!
Is this flashlight that's the fireman?
I'm giving you choices!
I am giving you choices!
You got one for the left, you got one for the right.
You can literally give someone epilepsy with this fucking
flashlight.
No, don't put that on my dog.
He'll start breakdancing quick.
This is the right decision to make in the game.
Let's go kill somebody so I can swap out this terrible weapon.
I don't think they bought ammo.
I promise, I don't even know what bad ammo is in us.
They swapped my ammo out for bad ammo.
I didn't swap your ammo, Tim.
I made five five.
It took all my M85581 and the Blizzard M855.
They want those flashlight's off mid-rate.
You can just double click your gun and kill all those puppies out.
Oh, I got two fastlights.
Don't you worry, don't you worry, I'll remember this.
I'll remember this, don't you worry.
Okay, I'm literally one shot. I'm literally one shot.
I'm not, okay. Hey, I'm dead.
What?
What just killed him?
There's no way.
What?
He's being so fucking furidial!
I couldn't kill the staff by snuff because I have a fucking stethoscope on their pimples on their nose!
This is ridiculous!
Hey Tim, why don't you just test out Pina's gun? Get to know what a real gun looks like.
Is that okay bro?
Where are you guys? Can you see my flashlight? Can you see me?
I'm trying to find you guys.
Oh, I see you.
You're totally crafty.
Where are you guys?
Oh, there you are, Kevin.
Yo, P.D. Diden's a fucking player, bro.
100%.
He had to.
There's no way.
I killed those guys.
Where's P.Diden?
You know what, I think it's good.
You know what, Dad?
Guys, that's really the best league of the game
that I've just watched.
You're not going to lose.
I'm assuming they're going to get it for you, P.D.
Oh, yeah.
It's like they got my gun.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks, guys.
What the fuck is it?
Where's he at bro?
That's gone bro. Oh, I see one. That's
How do I switch my sights once you know in eight minutes, I'm gonna stab her in this way time to kill all three of you
No, no no survivors no survivors no survivors no survivors
It would be no survivors.
We are going to stab him to see if we can kill these fools.
Yeah, exactly.
Can you believe that he's not thankful for that?
Why can't you see anything when I'm here?
Somebody got my rigged.
That's the man's rigged in the game.
That's a million rubles.
Hey, listen, that's a million rubles.
Gun right there.
Easy.
The lingo?
Fuck.
Field peanut.
I'm scabbed.
I think he died.
I was in a scab, bro.
It was a scab.
Did you bleed out before you died?
Okay, he bled out then he did died to his cab. Oh
Oh my gosh
Yeah, he just did my dog tag grab these right here
I'm teaching you to say my dog tag. Yeah, or or somebody
What would your tag say?
My dog head would see a guy's name if it was a scav. Oh, yeah
Double click the dog tag double click his dog tag and then on the right side
Stiopa Sivineck
They will test fire down upon you!
What the fuck is happening?
The gun is fucking cursed!
Leave the gun!
I don't do it!
It's cursed! It's cursed! This is a prophecy for told!
The gun is fucking cursed, bro. I was standing on his body when he was gone and I died, bro.
You pick up the gun and check Tim's tag.
I don't want to touch this shit.
We got to get that gun out of there guys.
We can't let it fall into the enemy's head.
I'm going to scav out.
I'm going to scav out first.
I'm not going to get the tags right now.
Get the tags! Get the tags!
This is for real bro.
Alright guys.
Get the tags. Get the tags.
Oh my god. I'm just going to be the next in line of this.
Just grab the guns.
Grab the gun and grab the tags and then run.
control click
It's it's all click the God control this attack
You can't let to come forward the enemy hands. You'll have too much power
How did he have an angle on me?
Oh, the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun.
You have the gun, you have the gun.
He got killed by DJ Fox.
Well, I don't think that's a scam.
We had a player.
DJ Fox.
I'm gonna be honest.
Hey, you guys could have a show together.
Dude, do you have the ZB key touch?
No.
Ah.
Thank you
I'm so fucking heavy right now
I'll see how to be to the right towards the water because uh he was out of this hill
No, I think you roll down. I think you roll down the hill. Oh
I think you did a little
Give the gun
I have the gun in my possession.
You gotta hold it.
There we go.
There it is.
It's aware.
The curse has been placed.
This scope is crazy.
This is the part that's zoomed out I could go.
It's insane.
It's a need to push the water line in the curse by killing DJ Fox
It's the only way you must destroy the ring you must destroy the ring give it you the gun is a war crux
You want me to throw this into the water? Oh, no, you have to kill you to kill DJ Fox and then throw it the water
It's the only way the coast will stop. Oh my god
That's not what I'm talking about.
Oh no.
I'm blocking this, you're blocking this.
You're my one.
No, no, no, no, no.
Throw the ring in.
I really think he was on the other side.
Hmm.
What are you going to do?
Scan here.
How'd you get the wall?
I assume.
I think she'll use you the wall.
Yeah, man.
She'll be what you for.
Oh.
I see where they're calling the scram.
I'm just going to kill something.
See where they're calling the scram.
I'm at like outskirts still.
not me shooting. Yeah. Give it go quickly before DJ Foster to
aid the curse. He's stuck forever. There's no way he's
this way. There's no way he's this way. Yeah. You're gonna
ask me that way. I'm just gonna. No, uh, uh, uh, uh, Tim
rolled down the hill. No, but he, he's, he's over by the
cabin in front of you. You're right. I think he was in
the cab. He's right there. He's right there. He's right
there. He's right there. He's right there. He's right
there. He's trying to make you kill me. He's trying to
make you kill me. No, no, no, I'm not. No, that's
where he is. Give it. I'm not even doing that for the
You're a bad man in the cabin.
You're a mod cabin hutch?
Kobe 021 said, hey peanut, I heard you didn't want a jam for us when we want you to jam.
Let me remind you, we pay your bills.
We've got your jam.
Oh god, you little mop is gonna lack me.
We've been listening to the pinball wizard.
We listened to the pinball wizard.
Like twice yesterday.
They're looking for the sniper.
Not staying on my camp.
Bad death.
Yeah, I mean, holy fuck, fuck it out skirts. I see you I see too. I got to go back
back bro and go DJ Fox one, bro, because she's on giving forever now, I will take
his surely they will take his life just get a later time the curse is not getting
forever years from now the curse is not giving forever he would never fight
dj fox
looking through fucking bushes this entire raid I know it I know it Lord I
know it we guys go let's go back to panda bro you guys go back to outskirts
No, no, no, I have to pick up the B. You want your rig back? I gotta grab my backpack.
I give my stamp up. Now I gotta do strength training all the way to the other side of the fucking map.
No, you're good. I have an OBD-2 stem you can use.
Do you want to run a quick scab?
You just got scabbed.
You just died.
We what?
DJ Fox.
It was the curse.
You're now skirts.
It's the curse, bro.
It was the curse! It was the curse!
Hutch got him. Hutch immediately killed him. The curse has been broken.
No, he didn't kill him with the gun. The curse is still lingering.
Check it out, that was even DJ Foxx.
Kicking with the DJ Foxx.
Get the gun!
Get the DJ Foxx.
That damn gun!
Get the gun!
Hutch, get the gun!
It's DJ Foxx.
It's DJ Foxx, man.
This guy, DJ Foxx, is fully greened up on Woodsboro.
Yo, I get the fuck out, bro.
You have to kill another guy with the gun or the curse will continue.
Oh no.
I can't lie, that guy's a pretty good shot.
I didn't even fucking headshot him, I don't think.
The guy's damaged.
He's got nothing.
He wants to have me in the game again.
I killed his love, I killed him.
One shot, one kill.
That's how I died.
Like, he shot me with the snap gun.
He had to be behind us the whole time.
Yeah, we spawned there.
We spawned there
I honestly
Killed P or kill yeah killed P or
Was one of the driving factors to kill P because I heard that shot
Rotated all the way over laid down and grabbed his way back here, and then killed you
I'm sure to get the gun, Tim, I got the gun, I got the gun, I got the gun, I got the gun.
You can kill someone with it, you got to kill someone with it.
What a nightmare.
You got to kill someone with it.
This would make sense too, because Hatch was the one that made this gun, right?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He had his return to its odor.
This is the publicity for it all.
Right.
You have to cast it out from whence it was made.
where was it made?
Huch's Stache.
Bad news. We got the same backpack.
Your backpack is gone.
Perfect. Thanks so much again.
I appreciate it. Who do I make this thing out of?
Yeah.
Me, bud.
Let me taste it. Let me taste it, bud. You're coming.
You're, uh, your time is coming.
Your time is coming. I promise you, I don't know
when it will be, but it's coming.
It's coming. I've got some big plan for you, buddy.
I got some big plan for you.
Well, I got friends in low places.
Green Flare Extract.
What?
lyrics I'm a little lucky you're not here yet man sorry I I think I may be and
seeing a cover you just cover for the song you'd swap it up a little baby
swap the lyrics a little
Oh, Mr. Matt Paddy, what is a boy good man good man?
I'm gonna say goodbye to Tim, bye bye.
Um, I don't know, I think, I think...
Yeah, these are pretty bad.
I don't know how to get shot, to be honest with you bro, at this point.
I have everyone shit. Why would you think that?
I don't even why.
I'm also praying on his downfly with you Tim.
Tim, I think it'd be constantly hard enough.
The universe will favor us and kill him.
Oh, DJ Fox fucking responds.
I could shoot you with that
You don't want to use a gun you made Pete out there
What about that? What about the curse guy? You're gonna kill a guy with it
Okay
I swear to you, one more time.
The curse is officially in motion.
The curse has been placed. The curse has been placed.
The curse has been placed.
And it's after you.
Let me carry the horcruxes in my ass, hurry.
Hurry, hurry.
I think this is some of my best work yet.
Good durgulations.
You got your whole team killed you're much where it get their dealings
I'd have to agree I have to agree
Tim can we respawn no guys this is Tarkov, right?
Yeah, see I'm not just grabbing a reboot card haven't over until the dollars
Hardcore stop body hard for me able to spectate when you die
You just go right back to the menu
It was real punishing
Someone pot mercy rose
Have you ever played Overwatch?
oh oh it's a little just a little it's a little bit oh yeah is it a fun game
now it was not not anymore all right that game and it first came out was
golden still but I just pack catro it's just the hero shooters I know your
Marvel rivals man Tim but I'm out on hero shooters dude you have to have
Four friends may equally have no life as you if you're worse your wife
You have to sell your kids to Costco and you have to lock in and then and only then our hero shooters
They're gonna make my kids turn up the samples in Costco
We're Costco guys
Random fact about me peanut. I don't know if you know this bro, but back in my day when I played overwatch
Statistically, I was the number 37 Winston player
World what is Winston? What does that even mean?
So John jumps around use the goat bro. He's a gorilla and he has a laser how many players are there?
at the time now Chad's gonna say not many but at the time there was a lot of
players bro and I don't know about about how many characters are there other than
Winston back in my day there was a very limited amount now there's a lot more
but I mean off top my head overwatch one I'm going maybe like tens right
I think I want to say like 15. I could be wrong. Not bad. Not bad. Oh, congratulations,
Tim. What happened? Why do you suck now? Uh, the game changed too much, bro. I'm thinking
I'm going to ask. Marble, people say that Marvel made me ass and hero shooters now.
So there is, there is some truth to that. Marble. I played Marvel Rivals. I played Marvel
Rivals a couple of times. I don't know why there's just so much ass. You know what
I mean, this is so much I mean they I mean every time you log into that game. It's just ass
This is I mean
everywhere
Oh, thank you
Thank you
Fox five thousand seven hundred seventy four hours. Yeah. Yeah, I got you a fee boss
Can I have my age a back
The cursed one I will voluntarily take the curse so that I can break it
I will take the curse by voluntary to save my friends and break the curse by killing a PMC with it
Tim I have your HK
It's what heroes do.
We're going to save the world.
I got no fucking idea.
I had a you luck.
Come fives.
Come vibe at level five.
Rig.
Not the black one.
Yeah, but I have your rig for sure.
Yours is good.
Done.
Yours is there.
P.
Yeah.
What am I supposed to bring?
You have my goodies.
You have my stuff.
Yes.
What I need to bring, what I need to bring.
Okay.
Do you have a duty to smile?
Bring that pussy.
Oh, see!
I'm popping it, I'm popping it, I'm popping it.
Pop that pussy for Colescash.
That's why I love Bestly Crumbs.
I pee, I have all your meds.
And Jazzy, what side, what side do I bring?
Just class I don't know why we're going to maps where hot to do is cross axes fuck
Yeah, you know what? I don't think I'm a lot of it. I'm just guys. We'll go wherever we want
Did you say I mean?
Am I right boy?
We want we do we want we do we don't wait a minute
It's what you hate me. I'm just fucking hate you. We hate you. You just guys all good
That was half an hour. There's wasted
I know what I need you're good on also can you fill my gun with any five six a one
huh should you bring you my gun yes I'm bringing all guns everyone will have a
gun and my ammo and ammo and your ammo you don't even serve to be alive in the
game of course I don't know where it is oh that's all right that's that's the
Rfb yeah that's interesting trace exactly yeah that's that's that's not even
I have two helmets. Who wants
the helmet?
Everyone has a helmet. Everyone has a helmet.
Get the game.
Give me one second. I need to rebuild my gun unexpectedly. All right. Give me a goddamn
minute. The slab of steel with the elk cams come on top. There's one
attached to that thing. The RMP? I want the black division on ice rake with that
shit while you fold it. Okay. All right. Okay. What about the 30 guys before that
I'm not going to get that
pal.
Well, that was coincidental.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right, buddy.
That's right.
Stop it.
I'm really trying.
I don't want to make you wait no more longer.
But I know what to make you die.
Take your time.
I don't have.
Whatever.
Someone's not getting something.
I was really about to take my GTS final leak.
If they don't release a disperse of the game,
it's insane.
Yeah, have you guys seen that GTA 6 leak stuff?
Apparently there's this guy that has like all GTA 6
and is like threatening to leak it if they don't like do stuff that he wants him to do.
Let's go.
You guys, have you guys heard that?
Which honestly, if I was rockstar, I would care at all.
I mean, that's not going to change the sales by even one.
No.
He's ready to release the ending of the game.
So like, I guess so that people don't buy it because they don't know what happened,
But like that's literally not gonna change the sales of the game by even one game not even not even a schmutz
I know I've been waiting 15 years for GTA, but now that I know the ending I'm not gonna play it
I don't care if they show me a live-action movie out the entire storyline from start to finish
I'm still behind the game and I'm playing it
You gotta be smoking crack. You gotta be smoking literal crack
I got a bitch inside, you're robbing a man's in a night
Take it a bit, just a body, take it when we're in this car
Robbing a maid, bad she do lies, I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a paid bag, but she fine, I gave her a shoe and she died
I can't believe she was here tonight I can't believe she was here tonight
I can't believe she was here tonight Catch me taking her life
I don't play with no guns If you pull up, you play with no fun
Fuck a bitch with a bandit bun Now stop it and know you're mine
I'm a little bitch for a pack The bitch is setting my rap
The bitch was supporting all that Fuck a bitch that would better get a carry
Fuck a bitch that would like to learn How to go from me, just come back
My wife is mischievous, and definitely likes the game.
Party games.
If you play some party games soon, she'll suck my dick.
Help her brother out, please.
I don't even know what to say to that. I don't even have a response. There's nothing to say.
There's nothing left to say. It's tinkle time. It's tinkle time.
Is this mine? No. I don't think it's mine because I brought one of those. I think that's mine. This looks like mine.
That's my gun for sure. Okay, this is like the cursed weapon.
There's my ammo. There's mine.
I got flashlights guys.
Flashlights. I see one. Someone just flashed. Someone just crossed. BMC one. One one.
Two BMCs. Two BMCs. Go to school. Two BMCs. Go to school.
Damn loot that right there. Two BMCs to school. Two BMCs to school.
You should have gone out there.
I don't know.
I'm sure there's two PMCs out here in school.
Two PMCs going to school. Two PMCs going to school.
I'm running out of these guys.
They're learning. They're learning.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
If I die, I'm in salient extreme, GGs.
Let's ride!
Through the schoolyard!
You see that big white red building?
Oh, there's one! There's one just right now!
There's one just right now!
It was really late. 3, 3, 3, 3, 3!
We're killing all of them guys.
This is gonna be it. This is gonna come up.
come up right here. Let's not come up.
Get it!
Look.
Can I use my flashlight? It's like a flashbang.
Yeah, like a flashbang.
Yeah, go quickly. Probably inside that place where the Hoosie-doosie spots the key, yeah?
Of course.
Of course, of course!
Yeah, they're running. I mean, they're like...
You have to get a kill with this guy.
catch up to him fat ass, act like they got a cheesesteak
fried cheesesteak
are you right here?
he's immune to the fat jokes
he's immune to vegetables
he's got immune to the front lock you're talking about
negotiation?
negotiation, yeah
Hey George open George open
With the other George drivers still in school though straggler might still be in school
My organs on the floor
Oh God!
Who's jumping around?
That's me.
You sure behind me?
Where's your behind?
I'm laying behind a car.
Okay.
You guys pulled up my school?
Is that both of you guys over there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're by the track.
You know what you know what you're here. Oh
How did they get that angle that was a push-up to the car
Are you moving I am moving down the street down the street by this guy the curse god
I can't really do anything behind the street like where we're going. That's me. No, no, no, right in front of the right bunch
Right, you see right maybe you look at let me up lay down over here. I'm just to see where you're aiming
You by looking at me. I
Don't see you
This is me. This is me. He's giving up there is giving up there. Yeah. Yeah. I've pushed up. I've pushed up
Don't shoot me
They're in there. There's gonna hold out like a flake me, bro
No, no, no, I think they're holed up and I
I didn't hear him run shit. We got
There's an oven. They're absolutely juice absolutely juice
We don't need luck
I'm the bomb you later. Yeah, we don't need
I think they might have gone into the back
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm peeping at people on his- I'm- I'm- I'm peeping at people, but I'm not seeing it.
I'm not seeing it.
I think they went in the back.
I can't get you guys to watch your late. I'm kinda stuck in the sparky line.
Oh no!
Oh god.
Oh no!
That guy's a fucking demon.
I thought I had to get him.
You're telling your dad to?
Brothers, he killed gimmicks, swung, and instantly once had me in the fuckin' bag.
That guy's a fuckin' demon.
I don't know.
Oh no.
That's the greatest shit I've ever seen in this game.
Hello.
No, don't worry.
I'm gonna revenge you guys.
I was on a pretty good head and glitch too I thought but I guess not.
I'm gonna revenge you guys.
I'm too worried.
I'm gonna revenge you.
I'm too worried.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid for you right now.
No, no, no.
I'm afraid for you right now.
No, with the bugger later it's here, there's nothing to fear.
All right.
Have you ever heard that phrase before?
Have you ever heard that saying?
No.
A lot of people say that.
A lot of guys, a lot of guys say it.
Oh shit, oh he's gonna pull my cover.
Oh he's gonna pull.
I'm gonna sack him.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Maybe he doesn't see it.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh fuck my ass.
Oh, is this the- okay.
Are they yelling at each other?
The scouts?
Did they do that?
Oh, God, I think one of them is shooting.
Oh, he's shooting, he's shooting, he's shooting the scouts.
Let me take him out.
What the-
What?
WHAAAAAT?!
I was just gonna say the first shot!
Yo, oh my god.
What the hell was that?!
To the curse!
Did I just top load my gun with one M855A1
and then put the rest of the ammo in crap?
Cause that guy should be the fucking morgue!
Hey, brother, that too.
Oh lord, have mercy.
You know what that means, we're cursed forever.
Guys, I got shit on, bro.
It was the curse! It was the curse!
It was the curse!
Yo, I'm- guys, I'm not even joking! I'm pretty sure-
I- I'm just toppling my gun with one bullet of the gid ammo, and then 99 bullets of the...
This guy only had 400 bullets.
Oh my god!
I- I- I- I-
It's Phyllid Rave, get up and aim! Phyllid Rave!
That's insane.
Alright, well, the hunch is gone. I don't know if you guys noticed.
I figured.
You know what? You know what? Maybe- you know what?
Maybe the gun wasn't the curse. Maybe it was hutch all along.
Maybe it was hutch all along. Think about that for a second. Think about that for a second.
Can you look at my POV of this real quick? I just need an expert to tell me.
I'll pull out me dying really quick. I just want you to see me die.
Yeah, pull it out pull it out. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, that's me. Oh, there's only show me. I show me put up
Okay, I'm gonna show you a pull out. Okay. Um, so I'm
Still looking bright looking bright Tim. Look, I am right. He lies. You're two Tim's
I'm the I'm the one up here right now. This is only which one's the real one. Wait, which one's the real Tim?
Which way?
Wait, hold on. Wait, which one's the real one Tim?
Which one's the real one? I can't tell
I'm the real one. I'm up top the fake one is under me. Well, not fake. That was awesome
Jim. It was just in the past. You're not in the Batman. No, I am in the time. That's not
in the time. And I know it's in the time. He's the one at the bottom left. Jim, the
top, Jim, the Batman Jim, Jim, the man. This is a I may I I may I this is multi
versus me. Yeah, I'm in the multi versus me now. Okay, ready? Holy crap. This
This one's Miles Morales.
OK, he dies.
Bro, watch how fast I fucking die here.
Dang, that guy looks good up there.
Died cool.
Did you fucking see that?
That just looks normal.
That's normal, Tarkov?
That just looks normal.
I feel like I could have been anywhere there,
but that guy just knew.
That just looks pretty normal.
That looks pretty normal.
You know what the reality is?
You never know.
And if you think too hard about it, you're just going to get sad.
That's good.
OK.
Well, OK.
Well, we're all dead.
We're all dead.
That's just the cold hard facts, OK?
But we will rise.
We will rise from the ashes like a fiery phoenix.
They will claim victory quints again.
Mm-hmm.
Quints?
Quints again, quints again, quints again.
That's right.
Quints?
Quints, quints.
Guys, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, listen, now that the hut's just gone, we're gonna stop, we're gonna start winning.
Non-stop.
He was the curse. It was never the gun.
It was never the gun.
Oh, my God.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It was hunch.
Splashing.
It was hutch hole one.
It was hutch hole. I'm telling you, it was hutch hole one.
Can't believe this.
I can't believe I died right there guys, any if I had a regular gun that guy would be dead
That was uh, I know that the uh, this the what's it called the cam is a little off
My perspective that looks hilarious. I don't think the shots were good. The shots were very nice
The shots, but on my screen you were
You traced him baby
I know, it's a little loud, it's a little bit, the spectator cam's off.
Okay, let's ride it.
We're ready?
Almost, almost.
Give me just a sweet little supplement.
We're going right here.
Mm-hmm.
Got the axe?
Mm-hmm.
Well, except when I was shooting the curve,
except when I was shooting, the curve shots were real.
That was accurate on the cam.
I was kind of worried about hideover board
might shoot that curve, but I rolled those dice.
I'm a gambling peanut, I rolled those dice.
I rolled those dice and I paid the price.
I rolled the dice and I paid the price.
Makes you tell me he was holding a left-hand peek
and the guy had a right-hand and right-hand peeks.
She more first than left-hand.
Oh, yeah, well, that's,
They're both muted. I'm talking to no one that's that is technically true, but if you switch to left-hand, it's like kind of the same kind of same
Yeah, you suck for a win
Nothing Garrosh nothing Garrosh hop in hop in something tasteful. It's all tasteful. You'll be happy to hear
Mm-hmm
Can someone bring me a gun. Oh
You know what I know
Get your own god
Mages bro, I said I'll just kill a guy and then you can take a guy
Yeah, Link search and look at my fucking mags I could buy. I could buy a 9 or a 12 round mag. That's it.
That's all you need!
A 9 or a 12 round mag? Wait, hold on. What do you mean?
That's what I'm saying, bro. MK16.
That's the mutant, right? You don't... Yeah, that's beyond no offense, but that's probably...
Probably want to save that for the little...
You said the MK16, the one that's a 5.56 standard Stanag weapon.
No, 7.62. Wait, MK16 is the mutant, isn't it?
No, MK16 is the mutant.
You said 9 round mag and a 12 round mag, were the only options?
I don't think there's a guy in the entire world that makes a 9 round mag or a 12 round mag.
Oh dude, it said limit 12. Okay, 20 round. Okay, fuck off. I have to focus
Yeah, are you really?
My magazines you just muted up to my magazine. Oh shit. Do it might do I need to bring him up the gun?
I don't even know what I'm doing anyway. I think he made a big mistake even letting him play this game
I think it over over over to the lages mind. He gets overstimulated overstimulated
Well, um, I
I guess I'll just ready up and if he doesn't have a gun in the ready screen. I'll bet
No, we'll just kill a guy. We'll just kill a guy bring it one
Actually, you know what I like it. Yeah. Oh, oh hop on in my shop buddy
I do not know why you use the monster do X is the worst scope of the game. I
Like it well, I like I've always liked this scope
That last fight I would have won
I was it was between one and six and I was peeking the windows at six and then he pushed the van
I had tapped him it bounced
And then he pushed from the other side, and I was already in six
I don't know if you saw that last time I literally saw them in the eyeball and blood came out of his eye
And he proceeded to bit me down that it
I think that I think he had that custom helmet
I got some helmets you see on tiktok where they paint them. Mm-hmm 100% 100%
He bounced one off me, too.
But if I had the 2X, I would have been the first.
Oh, 100% yeah.
You would have gotten him if you had the 2X.
I head tapped him the first time,
then he swung on the other side of the van,
and I was already in 6X, and there was no time to change.
No, I know.
If you had that 2X, you would have got this.
It is asking me off the street.
Exactly.
Thank you, Peanut.
Thank you.
Exactly.
You really hate the 2X? I'm not the only one who likes it.
It is horrible, but you sure are a demon, Wendan!
No, I think, dude, I think you're the outlier here.
I think most people love the 2X, right?
Uh-oh! Everyone loves the 2X! I'm the outlier here! Everybody's with you, big man!
BOOM!
You want my talent? You're being...
...zarkastic?
No, I'm not being sarcastic! It's a great- It's a great side, I just don't like it!
Everybody loves it, though! It grew to you!
Okay, alright.
Hmm
Are you shaking your head right now?
Hold on, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm still delayed.
I think I'm ready.
Holy fuck.
I was shaking my head to your question, I'm shaking my head.
No, I'm not shaking my head.
You can't talk this away from me.
No.
I can't talk this away from you.
I'm not bringing you a gun, right Tim?
You gotta get a gun.
No, I'm good, I'm good, I figured it out.
Kim, get this damn game.
Get this damn game right now.
This is so hard, bro.
I'm so hard.
I'm
Why trouble you want to use AK's until you get peacekeeper level to
having trouble because I
Said this to peanut suit this game requires every bit of my brainpower bro
And I don't know a lot of people could look at this and say like Marble Rivals is way more confusing
I don't know what it is my brain hero shooters. It just fucking works. I don't know why that is
but like it's a very it's a completely different part of your brain well that
part of my brain is good and this part of my brain is fucking stupid bro it is
so hard and I just look at it and like Overwatch you like you get into a
flow state you lock in you lean one it from your monitor and and your body
just locks you know you just take over thousand little thing you just take
over this game you can't do that it's it's all it's not the game it's not the game
okay let's we're all pretending here we're all adults let's just be real Tim
the tap man we get confused trying to use a garage door opener I definitely
has three bombs. Let's RIDE!
I
Yeah, like the thing is like the first 500 hours of this game
It's like learning the two thousand dollars is learning
You know what this game is you I just hit me Tarkov is the one piece of anime. It's the one piece of gaming
Like this game is fucking one piece, bro, but less funny
No, okay, all right, what's good places grenade launcher with our hands
He's down the gunner he's on the gunner I think I think you see how these here
I don't think anyone's yet
We saw that shoes. Yeah, which I think this is the first time I've been to streets and come on stuff
I've been here and that's kind of actually kind of crazy
This is a repair round. There's plenty to be sure that comes in check of easy with a grenade. You kill me watch out
The reason we can't get a couple of pieces just a couple of reasons a couple goodies
They got these stacks in here
God
Okay, see that wood box out there to the right of that truck is full of
Nice, let's even move when you switch your scope magnification. This is a nice
Not a food box I've deceived you
Tell which wooden box
I don't think so, I don't think there is. I think it's just a random guess.
It is good, I don't think so.
If we're treating the big...
Two little people in these windows?
I mean, it's the left, the edge of the left.
Andres?
Do you want to go home?
Are you guys real people?
They are not.
Okay, they're robots
Robots robots just peanut. I will shot you in the fucking head
Well don't do that. Oh my god. Get the fuck out of my way
I got stuck. That's what go to negotiations. Be careful. Be careful. That was a violent kill, dude. That was a violent kill
Come on, dude. We'll go to negotiation
Isn't that where we just died?
We're going for redemption
I
Really need to start being yourselves on the left. Yeah, that's case
I fucking got drilled from check
Second story second story P. He's really good guys story P. I need a full hill
Oh, I watch it I watch it I watch it I think about it. I think about this. We'll be careful. I don't know
Fuck you. Fuck you. You never take us alive
You won't come out here bitch boy
Stay in your little ivory castle, buddy
Oh shit
Yeah, that's right. All you penades, all you things from your ivory tower
Yeah, well now you're not
I'm almost ready
Arms broken
Oh, we got one of them.
I think there might be two.
You think there's two or just one?
I at least saw two.
Okay, okay.
There was one up and one down kind of.
Okay, alright, okay.
I know how to get this other guy out of here.
I'm fixing my arm.
Got your little...
Boyfriend.
What you gonna do about that, huh?
What you gonna do about that big man, huh?
What you gonna do about that, huh?
And that's right.
Bad front stage, your ivory castle, it's nice and safe.
We'll get this fool, don't you worry.
We'll get this fool.
How sure are you that there's two, like a hundred percent hidden?
I mean, check, go back to the frame.
Yo, YouTube chat, I need you right now.
Go back to the frame where I fucking peek the window.
I swear to God, I saw two lights, one up and one down.
I'm telling you, bro.
Like it was a second, but I think I saw two like lights
If you get my rig out, I will literally buy a pony for your birthday
Second and fourth floor chat saying
Oh, yeah, put it here, put it here.
Put it here, put it here.
Oh, I don't have a flashlight, my God.
So I'm not feeling really...
...so good peeking.
I have a flashlight.
Yeah, well, sending you first, yeah.
Sending you to the meat grinder.
I got this.
Might as well just shoot you now.
Let me show you when I've made them.
I'll count it my way.
Mr. Silly!
Come on out, Mr. Silly.
Mr. Silly, come on out!
Don't make this art of the dance to me, come on now!
Wait, you got a scene outside?
Let's get out of here.
We'll just scavenge it.
Oh, there's a backpack!
Oh, a clue!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Little sum sum, little sum sum...
Is she silly? Are you happy with she silly?
Is she silly, are you up here?
He's too silly.
Oh, maybe there was only one P.
You just fell down, right?
I only saw one.
I think there's only one.
You're outside, right?
You're the full shirt outside?
Yeah, me, me, me.
Tim, Tim, loot my gun and the mag. Keep it. Loot my gun and the mags and keep it.
Loot my rig and keep it back to me.
How would you eat my butthole?
Are your mags in your rig?
Oh, it's a little fire rig. Oh my goodness.
P90 is a nice little pepper stepper.
All right, you keep that.
All right.
The pepper stepper.
Enjoy it.
The pepper stepper it's a little pepper stepper pepper stepper
We're taking super-checks for a
Come on. Go back. Go back. Go back. I mean coming coming
Each one is outside
Not so gracefully run up those stairs and I fucking can
There's stuff on the right
He's just got just got just got I'll be done
My be inside you might be inside. Yeah, I
Don't know. I don't know
Are we going back to where we came to earlier? He's in here. He's in here
I don't know who I don't know where I heard someone die but I don't know who I don't know where.
I'm going to pray for you while I take a little drink and get another drink.
I'm going to take a little drink.
This guy was kind of packing some heat.
I don't even lie to you.
Yeah, yeah, 260 round is of
We keep a six round is that David?
This guy go I'm easy the filing cabinet office
It's almost to your job on
You know what's not there? We did we actually wash them up on the second floor, and then I saw something
I'm chasing us nasty
It's boys on the top
No, I'm not dead. I'm in a really bad spot
His teammate was up on the second level
Do I thought I saw something up there. I thought I could have swore
I thought I was crazy.
I thought I was.
I'm saying I was getting shot by, come on.
No, I'm not.
You're such a stupid.
You should have been told you're stupid.
Stupid bitches.
No, stupid bitches.
Stupid bitches.
Now watch this, I might know your new player, but let me show you how you weed him out.
Yeah, I would definitely treat that like that was a player.
Don't think we don't know how to weed him out.
Watch this, Mr. Tim. Watch this.
I got it.
Listen up, bitch boy.
Okay?
All right?
Listen up.
Okay, I'll put a little less yapping,
a little less blotting,
a little more listening.
Watch this, Mr. Tim.
Watch it, watch it.
I'm gonna tell you what's about to happen.
I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna fuck you.
You touch that grenade, you scumbag.
What the fuck?
Is there a side?
I don't know.
That guy sounds like he's above you.
No, well, well.
Oh!
You're going to handle that.
I know!
We got a shot in quite the peck on him.
man, pissing up, literally, I challenge you, to a battle of the fisticuffs, do you accept?
I accept.
Alright, whip it up, show me yours and I will show you mine.
My eyes.
I'm coming up all right okay we'll be all right come on over here this is why
the best spot over here
I kind of sound like a baby
not really
that was uh I forget his name Tom the Tom the the
the Tattleman or something.
Ah, yeah, I felt an earthquake once he went down.
Woohoo! That's why I didn't approach. I was worried. I was worried that I might get caught up in it.
Rig to five on the scale.
Yes!
Alright! This is for Tom the Tattleman's honor!
Three!
Two!
Once a while you're sent.
Hey, hold on, I'm getting a quick dangem.
Which Lucy is your favorite?
Also love the streams.
And thanks for putting this demo with Voodoo's Surgeus.
Of course, of course.
Happy birthday to you.
All right! Three, two, one, begin!
Good job!
Oh my god, that was crazy Pete.
Good job.
Thank you for winning in my honor, bro.
Oh god.
Fuck.
Eh, yeah, too easy, too easy.
You're the bugly, runch, ha ha ha, red spabs.
Hopefully you learned a thing or two there, Mr. Tim.
Hopefully you learned just a thing or two.
I think I got it all figured out, so I just gotta use voice comms
to get them to fucking 1v1 me of fist accounts and then win.
That's right, that's where you use voice comms?
Yeah.
And you have them drop your weapon and then BAM!
Good job!
You take their life.
And then you move the fuck up.
I don't know if you can do that, man. Fuck.
Just stand.
Sue me. Just stand. Sue me.
It's not about suing, it's more about the military court, court-martial.
One little quit!
Stupid pussy.
Oh, seven's in the chat for Mr. Johnny Hamcheck.
He was a fine man and a finer soldier.
Mr. Brother, Mr. What a good man. What a good man. I would gladly fight and die
side by side with Johnny any day of the week.
I've got a couple goodies.
A couple goodies here.
This is a goodie or two. A goodie or two.
He baited me back in his teammate on the second floor, brother.
Oh, yeah.
I was pissed when you died.
I said, no, why couldn't it be me?
Shut up.
And I really...
I said, shut up.
All right.
I think I'm good to go.
I think we're all good to go.
All right, time to skedaddle. We don't have the cars here
I
Do not know the cars here. We did not
Spawn even remotely on that side. Actually spawn right next to it. We spawn right next to it. Did not check did not check
We take a peeping time to tell you just as close to crash site
Let's just go to crash site.
Oh, Mr. Tim McAddley, you had quite the arsenal here, didn't you?
Oh. Oh, me. Oh, me. Oh, me.
I respect the skin, by the way, Mr. Tim.
The shorts and the Hawaiian shirt. Bold and beautiful.
Bold and brash. Bold and brash.
Is he a little peep at this gentleman?
Oh, this guy was poor.
This guy, this is a poor person.
This is a poor person.
This is a poor friend.
He should have let me fight that guy.
He's disgusting.
He's disgusting and pouring himself in.
Oh, shit!
Um, did that guy just shoot me through the front?
That was, uh...
Uh...
Hold on now.
Wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a minute, some ain't right.
Some ain't right, hold on.
Can you not shoot through walls?
You can, but it's strange that he just
exclusively shot through walls.
Mm, that's a little odd, that's a little odd.
That might be a wizard right there,
but he could have been gassy a couple of fireballs
Yeah, I will not like he doesn't have armor on
Okay, so let me get this straight. He's using a
$90,000 magazine in his gun, but he doesn't have armor on
Yeah, he has a 72% survival rate which not even the top streamers have one of let me think about this for longer than three seconds
and then he saw me directly to the wood.
Guys it's your skill. Anybody say anything else is cool.
That's cool.
I'll be hopping on amelabs, I'll be hopping on amelabs.
It's called talent, it's called skill, it's called 11 kills.
Wait, how does he have 11 kills? He's a little 19.
He's a passive. He's a passive. He's Luton. That won't be Luton.
Where to say it? This could just be a very odd gentleman. This could actually, now that
I see it up, this could actually just be a very, very odd gentleman. Whenever he goes
to a party, he's in the corner with his red solo cup. He doesn't really know. He
doesn't really know a lot of people at the party. You know, we really, you know,
I'd start it's hard for him to start up a conversation
That could do one of the two one of the two
That was that was gonna win that was gonna
That was gotta win if only scab 20 was here to tell us that frame only scab 20 with the word special that was
That was special
That was real that was really weird that was really weird that was weird. I think I might have been
There's a 50-50 side he was eating 50-50. There's there's a lot
I like those odds as well
Your 10 more raising you one more rating came a raise in you. Oh, yeah, let's ride
Perfectly
Mind is fucking melting so I don't have
Anymore, so I'm not gonna bring one
That's a wise decision everybody that plays Tarkov knows that headsets are irrelevant. You don't even need him
I got you Tim. I'm bringing you some here. I'm not gonna use that
I'll bring it I'll bring it
What else do you need to ammo couple magazines couple magazines?
That's a 76 that's incompatible. Okay, I'm is a mini what's a mini? I
Don't know. I think that that's someone who's
They're like really for like pedophile or something. Oh
Sure. No, I think it just means like skinny. No, that's that's um, that's
Nuts
Right, wait nonce. No, that's not not a person. No, that's a stupid person. Oh nonce is like a dummy
I believe it's like a sissy like skinny and weak
Magazine ten round magazine
Ridiculous because a skinny frail person could be fast. You're very fast
Very
Biggest fuck right now broken me. I bet 275 the other day, bro. I'm biggest fuck. That's great. I mean, yeah, that's pretty bad
That's pretty bad. I'm sure you do 275 pounds in a long time and we decided to do it and
It was not it was heavy
Guys, I don't know what's gonna believe me, but
The same
I mean I'm getting word that nonce is a PDF file is Pee Pee. Oh good
He's an idiot. No, I'm pretty sure not to be in pedo in British
I'm like nine. I'm sincere. I'm like nine. I'm since it that too
Everybody's saying I didn't know that learn something new every day
I'm gonna say I'm overall and you know it's not if it's fucking terrible. I don't give a fuck
Five four five seven six two seven six two
PP is great. Great. Yes. Hold on to record that. Okay. That's what it slow it down and send it to me for about some time later
Hold on it. Wait a second. Hold up. Wait a minute. Tim's PP Tim's PP is looking good
Now let's ride
Hmm
British person here nonce does mean pedophile I do it. I do it. I knew it. I do what I do what I do it
Think about it bro and chat you know
GPT bro like
Chat art like collectively chats are like a chat GPT, but they're like chat CTE because they're fucking stupid
You know what a CTE shit?
It stands for football players game, but it's fucking concussion. That's what I fucking know
That's what football players get later in life because they bash their head too many times and then they
Have you seen those those those those football recordings where like somebody's helmet will get taken off on the run of the ball
They'll just keep running dude. I've been I don't care how dedicated I am the game
I am not running out on a field without a helmet with
20 other giant able-bodied 300 pound muscle machines
actually trying to crush my skull head.
You will die.
If my helmet comes up, I'm dropping the bomb set.
Listen, I'd love to win this game,
but I'd also love to be able to move with my body.
You know what I mean?
Guys, how do I ready up, bro?
It's ready?
It's up to Pino.
Oh yeah.
It's up to me.
I decide when we ready up.
Not a moment shooter. Not a moment shooter.
Not a moment shooter.
Doesn't sound like football is for you.
No, I don't think I'm gonna have to be NFL anytime soon.
But it's only based on choice though. I definitely could if I wanted to.
Have you seen these rugby guys, bro?
They're fucking...
They don't wear anything and they just run at each other fully.
I have seen the rugby pre-match warm-up.
Oh, hoo!
Huh!
Hoo!
Huh!
Hoo!
Oh, that's a hawk.
The hawk. Yeah.
You see, oh, that's that's from the new that's from new specifically New Zealand teams.
Oh, hawk is like a cultural thing.
Well, that was already bad.
Well, you learn something new every day, bro.
You jump in every day.
That's what they say.
New Zealand does a hawk and non speed pedophile in Britain.
That's right.
Here it is.
you guys ready for a great raid I'm ready I'm ready to the resort
day.
It is getting a birthday day.
No it's uh it is.
Happy birthday to you.
I
Thanks guys, it's not my birthday, but I appreciate that. I still
I hope you have a great birthday. Thank you. It's yourself. Something nice. You deserve it queen. Oh, thank you, right?
But thank you
Like a like a hot honey pepperoni pizza or some shit. Yeah, you're like a bedan that shoots to lose us
I love hot honey pepperoni pizzas. I love honey pepperoni pizza, bro
the honeybee or something honeybee yeah there's some like bee usually it's a bee
something some suspicious about how you guys are running in admin are you in
admin already yes it's like suspicious about it I was he's so much faster I
don't know is it gonna happen was it a flashlight yeah probably yeah yeah yeah
behind me then who's behind me okay thank you
Actually
Brother, this is the black mission, baby
Me it is more like the green division
$20,000
Take those e's take those e's
What's east
We're coming in the back side of resort right now
Left is east, right is west. If we came through the front side, which is the other side, it would be obviously the opposite.
You see the front side's the opposite of the back side, and the east and west sleds? Which way you're looking at it?
No.
Strong side!
Wait a second. Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold up.
Oil me up, put a falafel in my butthole in Colby's alley.
This is where I fisted a guy right over here.
That's my news
Okay, thank you got that pilgrim peanut you just run off
No idea. Oh, okay my game
Mop it up over on East I am towards the camp
All right, all right
There's lots of shots somewhere around the resort. We were walking up you come out
I
Said I didn't hear that. Yeah, I'm beautiful it is up here. I know I know
So what if we kiss while holding hands on the east side roof of resort?
Hands of most sexy looking not ever
hahahaha
woah!
what's that? are we okay?
something's very kind
scab, scab, scab
what am I not supposed to say?
no, all you gotta do is get up in this building and get a sniper rifle
do you play with your hermit? congratulations, do you remember me?
oh, I see movement in uh, smugglers
but I, it looked like a scab
but there's only tree
movement?
there's definitely something in smugglers
do you see, you're seeing enough movement?
oh, somebody's coming
it's me! uh-huh
No you guys are both on roof right?
You're on the roof. Where's this guy here?
There's the roof!
The only footsteps. I definitely hear more than your footsteps.
Are you sure?
Raise the roof?
W-what? W-what?
Raise the roof!
What? What? What?
Raise the roof!
What? What? What? Raise the roof!
W-ra-it!
Leave the roof!
It's dangerous!
Oh I think we're okay.
We're fine. You're just overreacting you need a whole team for that
And maybe we shoot out of Pia it doesn't seem like anybody's coming to a joint
You can try that I'm just going out there and hop in the driver's you can fly it off
The quest I have somewhere right here I saw that too like the thing on my screen went
Yeah, I
Wait a minute. I want it. Wait, I'm coming hold on now
It's like under us
I'm too big wait what we scan like this like scan like this and then all the way the edge
They see like this we like see and they go back right like that
Perfect I lit them up I lit them, but I oh
Oh somebody's dead. Perfect. He shot me with a headshot in mid-air.
Ow my fuck!
You hate to see it in this day and age.
How did he see it, bro?
She's watching on stream, damn!
I'm in hell, bro. I think this is what hell would be like.
This is probably what hell would be like, right?
If I say yes.
Yeah, I really like that gun, too.
Did that guy just run into the doorway?
I was aiming at the doorway that I looked away from the doorway
any shopping the fucking head twice we play on the roof already
hmm that's perfect
was good you have like my eyes
I want to die
what
I fucking HIT SHOT HIM!
Hahahaha
This fucking-
I got the grenade!
Hey, kill it, Reign!
More dead, kill it, Reign!
Buddy wanted a splot road seat of the 5-5-6 bullets.
His name is Anita, RIM job.
That's who just fucking shit on us, bro.
He didn't actually shit on us.
Tim, I don't know if you ever played this game long, but that's a stream sniper.
That guy's literally my fucking game.
I can't tell if people are stream sniping because I don't know.
But you have like $5,000, $6,000 in the game, you kind of know what people are going to
be and like where they might be.
And that is, that, that, the chances that two separate teams grow up to the, the
separate ends of the roof by complete chance at the same time on a raid that has no
one shooting is literally one to a billion.
You can tell me Anita rim job was correct. He's listening to us right now
You know you have something to say to a needle I need a rim job
Let him have it tell him
You know what buddy? I hope you know
Too fucking sorry. How about you fuck up there, man. Yeah, how would you fuck him? Huh?
I want you fuck him bitch. Yeah
Have you never get in direction again?
Yeah, we gave him the business and we weren't
I think I need to leave bro. I think I don't know this is this is what we're starting. This is we're just starting
We're just starting. This is what we started. This is the beginning. Yeah, I can't even shoot my guns anymore, bro
I just keep walking it and just donating weapons. That's all I've been doing
Yeah, that's what he fives expensive. Holy crap
I can't like the thing is guys me dying isn't just me dying, right?
I die, I lose my items and now I have to use every bit of what's left of my brain power to build a fucking gun
You know what I mean? It's not just
I gotta wait wait wait guys guys. I gotta kill I gotta get my skier rep up so I can buy at l5 for fives
I really like that guy. We we go to some ski attacks
But I gotta go to get killed seven more people with with pistols
I will do one more it
What do we need to we're doing a pistol round pistol run on factory
Maybe I should go shit
Getting in crazy a district spring
We don't need one now we're not where we're going
You don't need help. It's what you do. Yeah, we don't need how much you know. I have a desert. I have a desert
Pitches and pussies.
I'm getting a big stick.
33 round.
Oh, this is the first thing I've seen outside of a Wi-Fi camera
that you can buy with heroes.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, they should just remove heroes from the game.
I don't know what's cracked they're smoking.
Yeah, it's actually just really fucking annoying.
I can't buy any mechs.
I can't buy magazines for pistols.
That's fine, that's fine.
just just just uh just just load it one by one on the chamber
is this missing something i know this is missing something okay all right okay i've got what i need
you guys got what you need uh just about just about i gotta get it
I don't have ammo for this wait
I'm bringing you an arbor just in case I got to kill seven guys
Box 17 o'clock 18
Whose red vest is that oh Tim's old pal
You know Tim I got a red vest in my inventory over here
Yeah, I'm trying to find who the owner so I can give it back. I heard you know
Maybe
Well, let's see if we can get a return address and stuff in the push
I'm fucking queuing up. I don't know what I'm going in with bro. Don't worry. We won't kill everyone
We'll get you a nice kid
I'm going in with 20 bullets no help
Oh, this voting is between streamers, you know you can vote every 24 hours.
Who would you say to think, Mr. Squid, I could not even imagine the gall of someone to vote every 24 hours for us to be streamers here?
Wow, a boring, a boring.
Wow, I would be outraged, I would be outraged.
Oh shit.
Oh, you're just going to bring in, okay.
Wow.
Habe stream snipers with begs chat for step-by-step instructions. Oh
Tim
Makes sense and has correlation. You just got ribbed
That guy can fucking blow me bro
I'm bad at him everywhere bro. I'm bad at him everywhere
I bet you I bet you I bet you drink water too don't you bitch me you play let's see
I bet you drive a car some shit, and you still complain about stream snipers, you fucking
idiot!
What an idiot!
Sir, that makes no sense at all!
Let's ride!
I
Get by the factory
We see a boss over here come on. What I done with my intro
You'll get done. They ran through the factory. They knew their purpose was clear
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit hey bitch boy
Oh boy. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh god. Excuse me. I'm missing multiple limbs.
Now I kill that guy. Now I kill that guy. Tell me I killed him.
I think one of us got him.
Oh, dude.
Really?
Two at minus. Two at minus.
That's two at minus.
That's two at minus. Kill him. I can't move.
I know. I'm healing.
You guys, did I kill him? Did I kill him?
This guy's dead.
Who's busting?
Really?
Guys, are we so dead? Who killed him?
Okay. Alright. Okay.
I did! I did!
I'm playing with a bunch of fucking morons!
I'm in fucking hell, I don't know.
Holy crap!
I don't have control of my stick trap!
What do you mean by your teammates and you two?
I said I was healing!
I've been playing for ten hours, I don't know what to do anymore.
Oh my god!
I
Don't worry guys
Grab your little glock. Thank you. Thank you. You grab anything else. I love my arm if you grab it
Your armor really okay, I'm on a budget. I'm saving money
Hell yeah, bro. We should be something out who killed this guy
Like here comes Tim to go
Oh
One of us killed him one of us killed him. He was definitely one of us
Don't worry, I'm almost fully repaired.
Very easy, very easy.
That guy almost like collat all of us or something, cause he almost killed all of us.
Mmm, maybe.
Let's see.
How's it going out there?
Guys, so what just dude, that's Tim.
Tim, you're alive!
I thought you were dead!
It's been a pleasure playing today, bro.
I thought you were dead!
How are you alive? Also, I killed this guy. I thought you were both dead!
I just said...
Why did you say anything?
I'm half repairing my body. And now I'm fucking dead.
And now I'm dead.
I thought you were dead!
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Another great raid! Another great raid!
How are you alive?
Damn, damn, damn, one more, damn, one more!
I cannot do one more.
I cannot, my brain is off, I can't.
This armor that you have is really good, and I can give it back to you.
That's true, that's true, very true, very true.
And if you don't play, then...
I mean, who knows when we're gonna play next?
Could be 2030.
That's true, 2030 minutes.
I just took a lot of those times, everyone.
I just had to repair my fucking body.
I did you guys
He came up that with his block he gave him a business
Congratulations
I will do one more if you guys bring I don't need to bring anything nothing. I will bring your armor
Let me bring this armor dude. Oh my god
I didn't feel I didn't feel oh my god
I didn't apply
Just just just grabbing my click
I got killed by casting couch. Do you have my gun? But she's gonna
Yeah, I got it. You have my extra mags make a vote. I got your extra mag your extra ammo. You have my armor
I got your arm. I love this 20. I got your armor. I got Tim's armor. I got Tim's gun
So in terms of how much progress I made on that pistol quest I made
No problem one. No, no, you should got one Billy from who I
Thought it was shared
Is it said
Shelly mention it, maybe
We check no 100% 100% you got one you got one
Okay
Tim I got your gun your armor. What do you want armor? Oh, I'm gonna repair this for you
This armor that you brought. I'm gonna be honest. It's way too good for what we're doing
just keep it in your thing then just keep it in your thing no no no I'm
gonna bring it out for you what I'm gonna bring it back to her no
you killed a guy that raise you back and I know I'll bring you back who like it
listen I'm good did I know I don't kill anyone he sure I'll be a peanut I'm
bringing your Glock and your big stick and your and you got 11 extra 8 p.m. oh
I'm bringing you your armor bring you back. Oh, I'm bringing you a little off the top
I'm actually losing service fee in order service fee. I think give it my deal
The top
Would you wish my fantasy football league good luck
What are these cameo services coming to your fantasy football league?
I remember when somebody would TPS and they would say, hey, my brother's in the hospital.
There's been a horrible accident.
You know, you really helped me out and it's keeping us distracted.
And now we're getting blessing your fantasy football league.
Of course I will! I want you to win!
Bless you! Bless you! Now let's ride!
I
Guys
Come on, take
That was a heat suit clothes. I've not seen you that close by
Wait, how do you get in this door? You open it?
Usually how a lot of doors open locks
I'm Jim come up here. You must miss a little man
Really?
Yeah, I hear someone in the office.
OPEN UP, BITCHES!
Oh no, there's no reason to hit him, he's here.
I'm good.
I'm stuck.
Look at mine, let's go across the bridge, let's go across the bridge, come on.
It's going for me, for me, for me, for me.
Let me right there.
It's going to our left, it's going to our left, it's going down there.
I don't know where, I don't know where I'm going to.
It's who? It's James Bond?
I hear him down there.
I just killed a guy just killed a dude it should count for you
this one right by the way
I killed the guy gate three I killed the guy gate three he's dead
Hello
My friends a little turn around come on up here and and die come on up here and die now chair
Watch this how you really meant him watch this here. I know you need to talk. I'm so so
So, just try to take some notes.
Okay, okay.
I will, I'll suck, I'll suck you, I'll suck you off.
Come on up here.
This is your negotiation, it's your negotiation.
Okay, okay, okay.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Yeah, he's, you come up here
and he's gonna suck you off.
Actually, you're learning fast.
Wait, is that Stink, right?
Stink, right, is that you?
Wait, Stink?
Oh, never mind.
Oh, oh, I challenge you
What let's not stink right I challenge you to a battle of the fish the cops I come up here
Welcome in
welcome in
Welcome up guys
Oh, he's got a really good knife. He can one-shot me and I can't one-shot him.
That's probably not a good idea for me to knife fight this guy.
Do you want me to just shoot him in the fucking head?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right! Okay, I'm gonna fight that guy first!
I'm gonna fight that guy first
Contender what is your name?
You know that's that's a guy fight this this guy over here
This guy's got a really good guy so I'm gonna fight this guy
His name is Baba Kuchi
750 pounds of pure gold!
RAAAAAAAH!
Please fight on my command! Give it a clean fight!
Fucking three, two, one, go!
Ooh, there's a lot of things to lose.
He not is the winner!
God, yeah!
Tim, step a little bit, alright?
I don't know if I can fight this guy. He's got something to do with one capy-nab.
You know what? I would do it for honor! I would do it for glory!
Alright! You want some of this too, big boy?
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Yeah, fuck him fuck that guy
Okay, I think wait, I'm hungry. Oh
Shocker
You do it that you should buy that
God
Okay, I'm not gonna do the whole species type. We're just gonna do a countdown you guys ready here. We go
Here we go. Okay ready
Get some banger
Oh
You got a ball you got a ball time to leave everybody's dad you got a ball
My POV of that. I saw him fall right in front of me and I got a fucking shot in the head.
You already got a ball don't need to keep shooting you already got a ball.
I raised that
Like oh, I'm John Wick
I don't respect John Wick. What's this boys? I brought your pen and paper bitches
Well, I guess they
Yeah
Make a water park what wait wait? What are you doing? You're off?
Are we gonna play together? I gotta go, but you said that we that you said that close he was gonna be on
And you see close he
Yeah, let me go
I'll make a deal with you if Cloak seek it on you are dismissed
All right, I get close to text folks. Yes. So they got his phone
We have to call him twice I think because well unless he just really hates me. He doesn't really answer the first time let me
Okay, all right, okay, so I think okay, so I still don't know if that's an automated thing if he just really doesn't like
Okay, let me call him a second time
Why do you always answer the phone and say that like I'm about to rip something?
Who just, just be an extra careful.
Just be an extra careful.
You can never be too careful, Mr. Coast.
You can never be too careful.
Now listen, gimmick is telling me right here, Tim just got off, and gimmick's telling
me that he wants to go, I don't know, cook a tuna casserole or whatever sex thing
he's doing with lemon.
I'm a hundred percent certain that the lovers and they're just waiting to break it to their wives
But that leaves me in quite the predicament. I'm all alone. I'm all alone and
I and I have no friends
Okay
Oh
with my wish
my wish is for you to die die and what in hell I'm handing up on you but you
better be in two seconds to play with me okay all right I'll do one week one
quickie whoa it's just a quickie all right she lay the club see okay all
All right, okay, we have our team member.
We have our team member.
Do we can lemon the same guy?
No, lovers, lovers, lovers.
Those are lovers, lovers.
I'm on right now if you wanna play, not.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, systems, thank you sir.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
You really know how to bring a gupa up.
Thank you, thank you Mr. Topfler, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir,
thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
All right me and Clogsy are gonna do it up.
Honestly, am I too excited to use this Chinese gun?
Have you guys used this Chinese gun yet?
Is it good?
I have not used this even one time.
You can't even buy this?
No, I still can't buy it.
Okay, that's what we need to do.
We need to do a skier class
when we wait for Mr. Clogsy.
I need this kind of level three.
Hey, be not.
All right, it's Clogsy.
What?
I'm saying it's Clogsy on his way?
I already heard that he is.
I wish you guys the best of luck.
You're getting one guy
Visibly you're getting one guy miss you get it close. He said and I and I'm verbatiming this
gimmick and lemon our lovers I just can't prove it and
I'm not coming
Well, tell me should if he joins our only pants cuz we are lovers we post on the internet
Okay, I'll let him know to break up. Are you good to go miss you? He's coming. He's gone. All right Godspeed mr.
I'll see you later. See you later. See you later. Have a good one
Wait, that's what we were doing the whole time. That's why we went to the factory with the pistols
You would do and skier quests
She just
He's gonna kill me to these are to kill four more guys. That's easy peasy. We now we drop those two hooligans
We get that done easy
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm.
You get one more magazine.
I can do.
Mm.
I thought it was art tonight.
When did I say that?
I haven't say that, I don't remember saying that.
Mm.
There's tomorrow, boss.
We're hopping on two hours early tomorrow to paint some art.
We're gonna do the Spongebob.
Let me see what best chamber I can buy.
Oh, I can buy asses 190.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, we're cooking.
We might be better than we thought.
Bring that in, then we ride.
I was gonna come back anyways after the update, but they called me up. They said peanut come back before the update
Shit for those spots you do these seeds. I mean you can just wait a little bit. I'll be back over
You know, I'll be back on over. They said no we need you before the update. I said
You know
Like you Jesus, damn outfit. Oh, my purchase. I forgot to unlock it. Oh, here we are. My purchase. My purchase. My purchase.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Did Dylan Dennis in Tarkov with you? Oh, no!
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that. I don't think I'm gonna do that. I'd rather cut my dick in half and pour lime juice in the wood.
Now, let's ride!
Locking.
Is he killed for?
Died.
Mm-mm.
Shhh.
Lock him.
You see, he kills four...
...tides!
Mm-mm.
Shh!
Shh! Stay right there.
Shh!
Shhh!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Hello, Cheyenne! Hello! Don't mind me just passing through!
Sir Nut, my wife Cheyenne loves you.
Oh, I love you, my Cheyenne!
Can you wish her a happy birthday? Thank you, Mr. Nut!
Happy birthday, Cheyenne!
I
Fuck you, Siam
Another great rain another great rain
All right, we did we did get many pistol kills. We did not get many
Pistols I cannot tell a lie. I cannot tell I in terms of pistol kills that we got we got
But, none, but, that is no reason to give up.
Never back down, never won, never give up.
That's what I say.
We're going right back in there
and we're showing them who the boss is.
I see, I'm gonna bring some armor this time.
I'm gonna bring a little sum sum.
Give these guys the business.
I'm gonna show them what talk-off is all about.
I'mma show how the broad James of Taka really does it.
Let me grab this blue armor from Rag Boy.
Like you do.
Here we go.
Here we go, now we run.
That's right, I used an FN7 with 30 rounds full armor.
What are you talking about?
Are you view about it again?
Obviously, it's like my top five everything to do.
Hmm, I love you can't wait for GTA 6.
Have you seen DMZ for con?
Guys, I sort of understand,
have they not released DMZ like four fucking times?
What is with that?
I could have sworn DMZ got released in like 2010.
Am I insane?
Am I crazy?
New DMZ for a modern one for four guys.
I don't think these guys understand
the concept of extract games.
If a new Tarkov came out every year,
we were on Tarkov fucking 14 by now.
No one would plan.
It does not understand how extraction is.
It's not call of duty, search and destroy.
Was a beta, who knows?
LET'S RIDE!
All right, four kills, nice and simple, nice and supple, nice and simple, nice and supple.
Just four quickies.
nothing too brash nothing too crazy what quickies that's easy very simple
very simple very simple very simple very simple very simple
There's a man down there.
Oh no!
Now I got you Bastard! I've got you!
I've got you Bastard!
Oh, he's here.
Oh, what?
What?
Are you serious?
Did you just see that?
Did you just...
Asses 194 shots to the head over 40 pin and he knows exactly...
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I'm gonna fuck this guy.
Oh my goodness.
I got killed by this buffoon. I got killed this holy crap. This guy got his outfit from a humanitarian aids package
Are you serious? Are you serious?
We're not
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
All right, okay, obviously something's wrong
Obviously something's wrong here
Okay, obviously something all right. Okay, obviously something on so humanitarian aids. Yes. You have you never heard of a humanitarian aids?
Maid's. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Is that the one in con? Is that the one's con? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Compare me and John. No, I'm not coaching him. I'm not coaching him. I'm going
to run some do-hows. Mm-hmm. The off-a-doll. Hmm. Hmm. Scabs count. We are, we are
going to do some scabs. I'm here, I'm looking. What a loser. Oh, well that's
That's not very kind, Digi. That's not very kind at all.
Well, we've got one more 5-7.
Surely, surely, we will get our first kill.
Surely, we will get our first pistol kill this round easily.
Kill me now. Kill me now. Kill me now.
Kill me right now. Kill me immediately at once.
Kill me immediately at once.
Do it now, you coward.
Let's run!
Aids, not aids.
Miniaturian aids.
Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Whoa, you never know.
You never know.
Either handing out you spent in all miles. You have no idea. Maybe everybody's just getting eggs. You don't know what that package has. You have no idea
She sucks too loud and obnoxious Jinzy is actually good
Thank you for the note. I'll write that down in my journal right here
You're attacking me already! I need to move! What the hell is going on around here? We serious?
Oh
We're we're
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Okay, all right, so let me just get this in order.
So I spawn in and three seconds later,
I've got steel team scab,
smoking and clearing my room with an entire team,
along with their best pal, Wyatt,
decked out in the latest drip,
level six armor, a metagon on factory.
Teaming up with them to kill me.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
Tagged and cursed, that's not even in the game anymore!
All right, okay, all right.
I see, I see what this is about.
I see what's going on here.
Lock in, lock and load boys, lock and load.
Lock and load, no prisoners will be taken.
No prisoners will be taken.
There will be no prisoners, there will be no mercy.
No prisoners, no mercy.
Lock in, lock it in with lock it!
We're going in. I'm getting the hold on. Let me see. What's my best personal? What's my best one? Hold on now.
Okay. All right.
The Desert Eagle. The Desert Eagle voice. All right. Mess with the buggy later. You get the
horns.
The horns of the buggy later. You are. That's what you get. That's. Well, they've got it. They brought it out of me.
That's what you get.
Get ready.
Prepare yourself.
Now we run!
Oh, look what the cat decided to drag in.
From the outside to the inside.
Well, oh he did.
I said, well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well okay well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w
Well well well well well well well well well
There's no time like the present Mr. Closey
There's no time like the present
Now watch this
Don't lie to me
One
The end of those ten minutes between now and our phone call
I need one raid, how many raids did you do?
One
man you I love you I love you too God speed you be highly committed for this
back of the station all right you see going pretty good thank you sir thank
you sir thank you sir thank you very kindly are you very good man you be
highly committed for this 10,000 range we plan you want to use me as a meat
shield that would be fantastic that would be
Let me just put my my large intestine back in my body hold on I see how to use a pistol for this question
You probably should take this back anyways
Let's fucking get him dude let's get up let's let him have it. I don't know if you can pick that
Magam, but we'll just come back for a refill
Oh
I wasеп o. I wasеп o. I wasep...
uh. You-you-you got me gut!
You got me on good like.
You got me on good.
Oh fuck again a big A.
Oh tego! Tego! Tego!
Oh shit!
Did you-were- are you winning?
He's dead! He's dead!
Good work, good work.
Oh!
Oh, hey.
Uh.
You're that's right!
Tell your friends, bitch!
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit.
Wait pause!
PAUSE!
Pause!
Pause, pause, oh god
What are they doing to my boy?
What are they doing to my boy!
Oh oh oh oh no what are they doing to my boy oh no
oh no
all right oh god
uhh
I
That the boss no, that's a person
Very bad man
But watch how we take care of very bad man
Rift this rich cozy, huh?
stand back
She's showing something. I'm gonna show you my god. See my coax game
Do a watch and learn buddy
Who is this me?
Hey, bitch boy!
Oh!
Oh my f***ing god!
Too easy!
That's just how the buggy later does it sometimes.
I mean, Yau Ming, lay up!
Plus one!
On two points from the three-pointer!
Oh, lay up!
Mr. Peanut, I don't know anything about basketball, I'm just gonna play the watch.
She just doesn't know she's watching me.
She's watching me.
Watching the LeBron James a parkour, alright?
If she sees that and she still doesn't know, she's blind.
You're dating Helen Keller, okay?
Alright, keep watching buddy.
That was just part one.
Act one.
Act one, buddy.
Act one.
Watch and learn.
We're punched, punched, punched, punched.
Where'd my other mag go?
PUNCH! PUNCH!
PUNCH! I don't have a gun out!
Don't shoot me, PUNCH!
PUNCH! I don't have a gun!
PUNCH! PUNCH!
PUNCH!
Oh, no.
Darn it.
Oh, see?
Who's-
Honestly?
Oh, you're probably biased.
Heck, I was so bad.
Those guys were terrible.
Those guys were ass.
Eyes to the bedette a week ago.
Oh, hit.
This is risk closing. That is but a taste of the bugulator action. That is but a taste of the bugulator action. You
get ready to see demolition. Get ready to see building seven level demolition this next raid. Okay? All right.
Get ready to see building seven controlled demolition this raid. Get ready to see
in this raid buddy. You're
ready to see. Inside job
insurance bought two weeks
before controlled building
seven demolition this
right buddy. Get ready. Okay.
I'm ready to see. Inside job
insurance bought two weeks
before building seven
controlled demolition this
this raid buddy. Get ready.
You better get ready. You
You better get ready, buddy, because it's coming.
You're getting ready for George Bush inside job insurance
bought two weeks before building
seven control demolition this rain, buddy.
Because that's what's going on.
That's what's happening right here, right now.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you're not ready.
You're not ready.
It's a buddy goes super, super saying.
Ra!
K. C. C. C. C. C.
universe ,
whichever
This cock is over 9000 girth.
His cock is over 9000 inches.
Well, yeah.
I completely forgot you had that help me.
Yeah, sure I do.
I'm back.
Okay.
I need.
Can we go night shoreline?
Well, I need to kill like one more guy in the factory of the pistol
Okay, you go do that ice cap. Okay. No, we sit the Anna from here on out. It's scary
I bet you what if I take you if I think you're doing it still counts as long as one of us can scale
All right
You keep your bones
Yeah, okay
All right, then boss, okay
I was running
Good night give me your eggs, Jerry
How are the right? Oh, the real oh the Rades were great tonight actually
Have you ever seen Braveheart?
No, that's a good movie
Hey, what does that have to do with it?
Spider-man
Oh
Mr.. Daddy Spooks and mr. Park, but what's good man good?
Thank you, my boy, please thank you my boy
Movie night brave heart dude, let me tell you something mr. Glucksey
Do we sit you hold on we should make a reenactment of brave heart but with all of our stream of friends
Hunch can be brave heart because he's got red hair and
And, I just don't remember anybody else in Braveheart.
I'll be, um...
What is Braveheart?
It's a movie. It's a movie from a long time ago.
Where he goes, like, it's the most notable moment of it.
Maybe I can jog memory.
He goes up on a hill with his army,
and he's about to fight another army, and he screams,
Braveheart!
And they charge the enemy and they win.
Mm-hmm.
It's sweet. It's sweet.
I have never seen it really yep no way you serious you got to be watching Brave
Hot Bows it's fantastic oh yeah uh uh uh Joe Mibson you ever heard that guy before
don't know Jim sin me no Joe Mibson no Joe you gotta you I know Joe Mibson I
don't know Gibson well I don't know who that is like your Pal your buddy it's
actor dumbass yeah acting like you're friend and someone pays him to do it
now get the right okay you should get some act like your dad to you know where
he is but I'm sorry I don't know why I bring you in here I thought I was being
here for a fun family experience.
I thought I was going to say no, it's cause he's honestly
seriously, I was inviting you here to for a fun, fun Christian
family experience.
And and you just take the giant dump on it.
This guy, the gall of some people, the gall of some people.
Let me tell you something.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Also.
Okay.
Also, let me do you another thing.
Let me tell you another thing.
One day, you're gonna sit on your gamer chair, okay?
And it's not gonna be a gamer chair.
It's gonna be a 40-inch purple alien dildo.
And you're gonna slide all the way down to the bottom.
That will be the day I'm gonna get fired at.
She said he's gonna come sooner or later.
It needs to be today!
Today!
I hop on it, buggy.
I'm gonna be armor.
I've done a lot doing this.
I think you said the reins were really good today.
They were very good.
I lied.
Yeah, I feel like every single time I tuned in, you were dying.
Well, stop tuning in then.
Also, I would need one more kill.
I would need one more kill.
Don't talk about?
No.
Hey, hold on.
Wait a second.
Okay, holding and waiting.
Are you a pinball wizard?
No, please.
No.
Okay.
you
You
Oh
Ow!
That's a banger, by the way.
Have you ever heard of Duke Ross here a bunch?
Yeah, see, I've heard that.
I haven't heard the pinball motion that you listen to.
That's a good song, too.
That guy right there.
Wait, where's this guy at?
Are you down there?
Asshole!
You're an asshole!
Yeah, that's right, buddy.
I'm racing him up.
Get him fueled up, spiking his cortisol levels.
Huh, your chest are gooning, your chest are gooning.
Look at your corns all levels are spiking.
Oh my God.
Are you dead?
No, that was someone else's eye.
What's that outside?
You're, you're, you're stinky.
You're stinky and you're ugly.
You're stinky and you're ugly and you're fat.
You're fat and stinky.
Someone's on the middle upstairs.
Dude, he asked me huge huge huge huge. It's a black dude. I yeah, I literally had to happen. There's so much bottom of all
Like
Do box here
Where we do closer, what do we do wait this guy's a big earthy boy
I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here.
Sir. Sir.
So much blood in the wall. Did I kill him?
I don't think so.
Sir. Sir.
I said we're good. We're good.
Sir.
What?
I'm a challenge. I'm good. I fight.
That way you run.
People playing field.
You know what I mean?
We do all stuff.
Sir.
Good sir.
Sir.
Good sir.
Sir.
good shit shit shit good shit shit shit shit good shit shit you can you can talk
to me come on now let it out the guy on top of all you talking to us what if
a lady. Oh, ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Okay, I don't know what's going on. Maybe he's just...
The microphone is hooked up.
What should we do? What should we do?
There's two big guys about to push us.
You go under wait I talked to him
sir
Good sir
sir
Good sir. Oh
Say he's peeking me through that door the door
He's trying to get me through the door. You see that
We said no, there's no need for the hostilities
I think you're going to put me.
Shit.
I hit him again.
Shit.
Oh, dang.
Shit.
Oh, no.
Why is it so jacked on factory?
I think the guy's an alternate.
Oh, no.
I think I hit you.
Shit.
Oh, he's doing that quashed.
I HEDDING him!
Here's an ultin on!
Still is you!
EXCELENT RAID, GINNAMON EXCELENT RAID!
Whoa, they both had ultins?
Oh, see, how is it that they try to get one kill on battery?
It doesn't even need to be a BMC, by the way.
healthy and 100 butterfree scent. Hey, penis. Been a while.
It's a scale of your favorite color of the alphabet. That's a lot of
damage.
You have been here since the ancient scrolls were written.
You have been here a long time.
Long time.
I finished it? We did it? We did it? We did it! Caught you! We did it!
I see you do like one or two more quests for the Skiyer, so I can get them to level three.
Only one more, only one more. Only one more.
What quest? Oh, literally any quest. Eliminate five PMCs on any location with anything.
Oh, that's a tough one
Don't you get that at level one tough one. That's gonna be a tough one
It's gonna be a tough one. That's gonna be tough. That's gonna be you have it. Do you have a?
You have chumming
Golden necklaces. Oh, yeah, I got that. I got that. I have that. I have that already. No, I got that one
Want to do that which is kill 5 p.m. C is easy peasy. Oh you might like to chomping
This is where my top five favorite quest oh
Oh
Horse by prop. Oh, I'll take a peep. Mr. Disturbed. I'll take a peep. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir
I'll take a look at horse by prop seems like those are acronyms or shortened versions of some other words
but yeah like professor horse by profession something's your top five yeah because you put a
a bunch of metal in the microwave.
Is it?
You actually?
Yeah, that's what you do.
That's what the question is.
You don't know that?
No.
That the whole question is you put a bunch of metal in the microwave.
It's fantastic.
Top five top five.
I've got three gold chains in my body.
Yeah, I have so much shit that I have to sell well, let's go sell it
Together
Yeah, but I have to level 25. So we got to do some class. Oh, yeah, let's go do this
Let's go put all the metal in the microwave together. Yeah
Are you doing that?
No, no, I'm on the same quest as you wait grab three gold chains and put them way up your orifice
Yeah, I stare up there orifice is Japanese for butthole
Hey, really? No, I didn't know that
We're about to cook we're about to cook right now
The door quest doesn't give the key back anymore. No, where's that mean Taco Bell was on a good choice night?
Yes star for assistant you dumb ass
You're gonna have a parasite in their lettuce that make you diarrhea, which wait, I had a lot of you
That's always been there
Oh, no, you'll be fine coaxing you'll be fine. You'll be fine
It's it latches on to the 46 chromosomes and that's why you diarrhea and you and trust me. There's gonna be a
Something that gets in their way trying to get all 46 with you
Give me in there. I'm ready
Almost done oh, I do we okay. I'm good to go
Yeah, we went to be a little true
Going right here
That's something to go to Taco Bell when no one else is going
It like in general or like the time of night
You are see dude. You know what I like about Taco Bell
Yeah, the the the workers of Taco Bell always have a candy latitude if you go to Wendy's
It's like they're the queen and you're some peasant that scrounging around for panties
You're gonna talk about he they treat you with respect. They do you like a kid? They say welcome in sir
Welcome in
Welcome in may I get you anything may I get you how you want you want sauce? Oh here's
500
You oh you don't want sauce here's 500
You don't talking about? You're talking about?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Now let's run!
I
Can't miss your clothes. You be careful. We're just ready to respect you shake the dorms. I should do it
She's right the ice. We gotta get this metal in the murder rate
the microwave in the microwave you know why you can't put metal in a microwave no
it's wrong I can't I know you can put aluminum foil okay that goes like boom
boom yeah she she means it he means it for metal
aluminum just is metal I don't know if you know that but aluminum is metal oh
there's someone right there on ice cream side and he's going on yeah I just
keep on cyber hilltale or whatever the fuck you thought death hill maybe be
hill right here left yeah for the round I just guys like right here on the side
of ice cream oh they're inside now oh my goodness oh no I'm gonna do story too
I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in okay. Yeah. Yeah, what?
We go there's nothing. That was nothing. Oh
Fuck you guys we're coming up. We're joining the party
You guys why don't we do it the party? Wait, what's the backside is your I get the gas
I'll kill yes. I'll come when he comes upstairs. What he just opened up on it for
One's bottom floor, one's back side.
Good one?
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Mh, mh...
Sir!
Where are you? What floor are you on?
3rd, 4th, 3rd, 4th, this will be up here.
I close the...
I kid... I kid there.
What is he got right here?
He's all turned with me, oh my god.
Oh, great day!
Lock it
Hey, bitch boy
Finger you
He said he said you'll kill
Oh
No, no, I don't think so
No, I think so but a but a finger pop your asshole
But a finger pop your asshole. Hey, like how's that sound? How you like that?
We got him. We got him. We got him clever and I'm gonna see if this is a real guy out there
I don't think it is
I'm pretty sure one behind in the bushes. Yeah, one's first for I'm first for okay
I've got there completely covered third is completely empty. I got it
Do you shoot it? No
The hell is that we only got three guys in here. Yeah, I think so as well
shut the door I
Think it's Rasha'la. Ah, you are talking to the king of the third story
Sorry.
Bow before me.
I have the king of third floor.
No one can enter my domain.
I'm just talking about getting pissed.
Getting pissed.
Getting to the castle, king of the castle.
You dead?
No, no, I'm fine.
No, that's not me.
Of course we should probably just put the metal in the microwave real quick.
Before that on.
On third with me.
I got right here.
On third now.
got right here I'm gonna be my gesture into my king's court king of the third
floor and we will be putting metal in the microwave and there's nothing you
can do to stop us okay he's funny yeah I am
What you say?
I don't know.
Put the metal in the microwave.
So, uh...
How are you doing?
This quest?
Like, what is this quest?
glass putting metal in the microwave I just told you what the quest was close
he sorry this guy just not listen you're I said about Rashallah being on the
bottom four guys I hear no I lie or pants I killed two guards sure your
pants are in flames right now
Cool, well
Yeah, you do it
Well, I'm right. I'm close complete
The king of third floor has returned from putting metal in the microwave
My readal list will be entering second floor now
Bow at my presence
and find out where he is.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait.
You find out where who is.
He ain't no, he ain't no, he ain't no, he ain't no.
Shit!
Are you in first?
No.
Get the shit out of first.
Shit!
You in metal, you in metal?
Yes.
You just come in second?
I just went through a peak second.
You're flashing on?
I had a facade to turn it off.
This be in the middle, you see me?
Okay, yeah.
Sir?
You might be here looking at the nudie posters.
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, can't be certain that he's not in here.
I'm gonna take some more time for investigating.
You in there?
I don't know yet.
I'm just gonna do a little bit more time for investigating.
It's my guy detection system. It's it's on the friends
Okay, sir. Are you down here?
Sure
We do was a definitely a guy talking right yeah, where'd he go that it comes out the door. He's gonna be ADS
I asked for a few sorry
Battery literally Rashallah and everyone no, I I lose a shala
What the fuck?
Sir?
You need to use one of these rooms.
She's just jacked in one of these rooms.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, excuse me.
Alright, I'm going to clear the second floor and die, okay baby?
Sir?
I'm going to come with you.
I'm going to...
I hear the audience.
You should be in this room right here.
Oh.
I cleared that room over there.
The ding-o-o?
Who the hell just got out?
Say?
This doesn't make any sense.
Oh, you know what?
No, he didn't...
No, I know exactly what happened.
I know exactly what happened.
He killed Rosala,
and it didn't look like he looted any of them
because he only needed his own pistol for the class.
And he laughed.
Hey, Peanut, can you curse a happy birthday to my friend, Eliza?
He sucks weeners with his butthole have fun with meal team six
It's shield team sexy
Folksy we much skedaddle at once now that the metal has been planted we are no longer needed in this domain
We are no longer needed in this domain.
I have a quest.
What?
You want the one in that door?
I don't know. I have a million fucking quests.
Literally, I have a million quests.
Everybody can just leave.
I use a quest to one of these doors back here.
Yeah, this one.
We don't have the key for it right now.
It's 220.
Wait, am I having it?
23.
If you don't die, oh, God damn it.
Wait, I have this one.
What's that gonna do?
18 he reached the wall and grab it
What's the point of this key you got a PBS H magnet a TD 120 0 0 1
Pretty cool. Pretty cool. What's the point of this key?
My cool, my coach, you don't work dilly-dallying around it's time to get some action
I'm following you, follow me, come see, take us, take us, take us, take us.
Hey Luke, these guys are my DUT armor, isn't that good?
That's pretty good, but it's super heavy, so don't be really using it.
Where are we, where are we, where are we?
The raiders are here, we do all raiders are here.
Raiders?
Oh!
Wait.
What's that?
Oh god, who's he?
There's a guy in the bush over here, but there was an extra shop that wasn't mine.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh god.
Let's come over here quickly. Come to me, come to me. I'm already so far gone.
Got it.
I don't even know where to survive this cause we just go killin' people.
Yeah, we can go kill people.
Oh boy, here we go killin' again.
Let's take a little people with the factory, there's a little quiet Mr. Cloxy.
I haven't really heard anything.
I mean do we just leave? I don't even hurt anything. We killed Rikawa.
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle,
I think those like right here
We sneak up on them don't even know
It was in a crack house
Thanks, how?
It was like right here. I
Hate pushing over there. Can you just go in all those moments?
Yeah, I'm going I'm going through here. I'm going to crack house see if I can read them out. Oh
Say yeah, right here. Oh
Wait a minute. It's just having to
I'm by the home wall you see me over here
oh I did person oh my god you ready
right for me nope nope nope no no no no no no no no no no
Oh, did you see that?
Oh, see, real person, real person in the crack house.
Hey, there's two people in the crack house.
Oh, come over here, come over here.
I'm in the parking lot.
Yeah, walking.
Okay, right.
Where?
I see me in the parking lot in a second.
Oh, come here, come here, come here.
Locking.
Oh
You just have to be with strongholds, right?
You tell me people trunk. Well, yep, I had someone
Wait, I should be getting here to clear this out. We are not like King Von. We want to
Okay, I'm gonna go clear front door. I use it in the library at the top
the media
You open the door just open the door. Oh
Oh inside library
If not, he's one shot in library. Are you dead?
You're a talent if you're dead. He's so low. Those are the rules
We got these again, dude, I double-dinked him. I double-dinked me. That's be one shot library
You listen up. You listen up real good here buster
This is your final hour. I want you to make peace with whatever god you were
ship. Dude I double headshot him. How is he alive? I don't know. I don't know but
wait. I'm in super low. I love you too random citizen. I love you too. Alright now I'm gonna come up there. I'm gonna murder you alright?
I saw I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna murder you
Yes
Pardon this yes, it's got I'm healing
hold on wait probably yes yes we fucked up wait hold on just punch I'm gonna
look for some goodies down here punch I'm gonna look for some grenades you can
throw them in there okay
mmm grenades here
I'm so surprised I got a head like what the fuck oh it's a strong one give
I wish coach would be given.
We give him grenades, we give him grenades.
There's no grenades, there's no grenades.
Are you impregnating?
No, I am impregnating.
I don't ever bring grenades.
He's pushing you, careful.
You sure? Where?
You stay back there.
No, you stay away from my loot.
You stay back there buddy, stay back there.
I'm sucking up all this delicious loot!
Delicious!
Not anymore, pucker-roo!
Oh, I'm sucking it all up!
Oh, it's delicious!
Yeah, I'm not watching, I'm...
Delicious is so, so delicious!
And how about you come pickin' from me?
Pick my hand?
You don't have a leg?
Puzz! Puzz!
I'm gonna bring you a Serp 12. Puzz!
I-I-I have a Serp 12, my good man.
Okay, you-
I'll tell you, he's fucked up.
Get him to Serp 12.
We will not puss.
I-I greatly appreciate it.
Okay.
Alright, let us know when you die.
He's fucked up, Ralph.
Who-
It's a-I'm a fair fight.
I'm like a friend in town, or is it just you for today?
Uh, it's me and Mr. Cloaksy.
Oh, Cloaksy!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He's the one that said that thing, Dearing Arch-Rators!
I did it!
What the fuck?
Alright, let me know when you're done!
He's still a furry!
Fuck you!
He's still a furry!
Because you're going good for him!
Are you ready?
Yeah, I think we can sleep.
Alright prepare yourself
Take this big boy
That's there is nothing
What's up? What's up? What's up? Oh good? He has to know yes we won
Okay
He's fucked up again
Oh
My team winning
Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
How are you alive?
Stand back, I'm going in!
He has to be one shot, he has to be.
Take this, hooligan!
Huzzah!
I kill him!
Oh
Too easy too easy
This is a good man right oh we was his name was his name dr. Pepper
So you about to see some after dr. Whoo?
About the not famous respect dr. Pepper own sevens in the set for dr. Pepper
That was a fine man.
That was a fine man, a fine man.
Dude, I have to see damage of the robot.
Good man, good man right there.
A fine man, a good man.
A fine man indeed, fine man indeed, Mr. Cugsie.
You had to put him down.
Oh, he's shooting with a stronghold.
The stronghold?
That sounded like they were in a...
Well, I don't know about that last shot,
but I just know there's been a lot
Such a struggle.
You about much?
They get away from all this.
Go.
They're waiting for the daily troubles of daily life and your lover.
You hit it.
I saw it.
You don't like S.
R.
Oh shit! What the dingle? The only angle he could have gotten you from was a stronghold with that.
100% 100% 100% 100%
Oh my god, what a shot
What a shot
Holy d**k
What a f**king asshole
But you gotta give him crap. That was a shot. I don't even think that glashes the see-through
Oh my god
Nah, there's two holes in it
I
Call me window
All right, let's get out of here. What should we go kill this guy?
Look how he shot you that is impressive look at that you cannot see do that at all. I
Think you shot me from the hole. Well, yeah, obviously, but still it's very impressive. I said
I know where you're shooting.
I was hanging out the window.
Actually, he could have shot me from gas station.
I mean, the RUAF.
I doubt we guys did the shot come from that way or that way.
Yeah, I'm so low on food.
That way.
Oh, thanks, guys.
Wait, oh, wait, wait.
I think we're the did not come from stronghold.
What's that I was saying?
OK, OK, OK.
Well, don't get your panties in the water.
Sorry about this.
Yeah, I'll be go out there and kill this guy!
Hey!
Careful, B.
What do you mean, I'm scared?
Don't pay for me?
You don't have to worry about me, Blush.
I never die.
Oh, it has to be, like, R-U-A-F side.
I'm peeping, I'm peeping, I'm peeping.
I'm peeping, I'm peeping, I'm peeping, I'm peeping.
Why was one mad?
Am I not heard about the...
Horace
You might be behind the dumpster what dumpster
The one right in front of crack house you need your names. Nope
Maybe I don't know this is a mystery I
Was that movie doll you amp?
You left your backpack here.
What? What are you doing?
There's a thing down there on the ground.
That's not mine.
I have a question.
Oh my god, I say full backpack.
No, it's not.
No way, no, that actually is my,
all my bunkers are saying that was your backpack
and I swam back by myself.
They actually told me that.
I'm not even telling you.
What was in here?
I have no idea. I even remember I had it.
Oh, that's you're looting my backpack right now, jackass?
Nah, this is mine.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Scammin' in scammin' I never had a backpack.
Let's ride!
I- wait, shot.
Where?
You didn't hear a shot.
I swear you can't do that. Ah, no he has to be are you a f my what?
He has to be are you a f robot. Am I a what?
Dude, I don't
Do a hit team
Who she was you will you get your ass out of that crack house? I was fucking looting because you took all my gooch
That's right
Hey, bitch boy
The boys are back in town, boys are back in town, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't see nothing, cause yeah, you sure?
Is there any way that I could have got Snape from Big Red?
I don't remember what Big Red is.
Oh no.
No, no way you could have done that.
Maybe.
Wait, hold on, wait, maybe.
Wait, I see that coming.
That's gonna make sense.
Can you give a shout out to my boy, Alan, his ex-military officer in bed?
They're coming for your service, sir!
Alright!
Shout out Allen in Texas.
X military, tough times. Keep holding the line.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
We should...
I don't have any heels.
Uh, what are you actually doing?
Godspeed, Mr. Allen!
Thank you for your service, big man!
Ooh.
Mr. Coxe, Mr. Coxe.
Mr. Coxe, you might actually be in Big Brother.
Actually, we could start at 10.
Oh, wait! Wait, no! Behind the phantoms.
Oh, no!
They're walking through RUAF right now.
He's free.
Yep, I have no sandals, literally laying in the middle of the road.
Behind the tank.
Where are you at?
Yo, shh, um...
You should shoot.
Act like you're running away, I'll kill him.
AHHHHH! Help me someone!
HOOOOOOP!
HOOOOP!
PLEASE GOD!
PLEASE GOD HELP ME!
He's running towards...
the wall he's running towards the wall he's gonna try getting a shot on us
I'm laying in the middle of the road he's running towards the wall the fucking
like the bear the ocean my way Mr. FG Corbin 21 came in he says he just killed
me and my boys
Dr. Pepper was his pal
Oh, I had my way with Dr. Pepper
That guy's gonna get
He was a good man. I was glad to find side by side with Dr. Pepper any day any day of the week
I got one million percent gonna get an angle bridge. Mm-hmm. You tell Dr. Pepper you give Dr. Pepper my best brother
Hold on we see you see I don't know these guys are real are you sure that maybe we just
I promise, I promise, I promise, they jumped.
Oh, I see the other bridge, the other bridge, massive guys.
Oh!
Did you tap him?
Did you see that?
Did you just tap him?
He had him!
Alright, keep it at 6 minutes.
See? Too easy!
Too easy!
You're the bug-literate.
Allerance, perhaps.
Thanks, Max.
I want to promise you, Gucci, because I got Dr. Jekyll.
Now, they said there was two bars.
Okay, me too.
Nah!
Eeeeee!
Not possible.
I've already spoken with the Great Beyond about it.
I've spoken...
with Rhonda the Witch Collector.
She broke some crow's feet in her fist.
Yes.
She said, you got no, there's no more.
You are safe.
I'm proud of you.
That meant a lot to me.
Right, well, I'll be able to get this pussy stuff.
Oh, damn.
Oh, goodness.
Whoa.
Hold on now.
Oh, he's wearing the nutsack.
Oh, he's a brother.
Oh, see, he's a brother.
He's a brother.
You see?
Who are the ship part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew
Because this is a brother. This is a brother right here
What gun did you have did you have a sniper? Yeah DBL 10 and an AKS-74 you both decked out
Yeah, that's that's the guy that site me. So he hit me through the window. Oh
All right, that's pretty cool
I
Get a couple goodies. No, there's a level six armor here, but it's three out of 55. Is that worth it?
I don't know what type it is double click on it. Tell me what type it is
It's ran it
Holistic plate front cannot be in the type at the bottom
I don't know what you go in the front place of a zuck gazelle 1613
armor type heavy ceramic ceramic okay no so that's not good that will repair well
I
Let's
TV out well, I need to go to stuff on this
Wait
Green it's tough though. Yeah, granted is tough. That's what they make kitchens out of you know that
Rannit?
Well, sometimes.
Rannit's like, um,
like, super expensive,
but sometimes, like,
people like Jeff Bezos, they put, like, a huge
Rannit
in their thing.
You come on.
Their ass? No.
Not their ass.
No.
Countertops countertops you ever walk into a kitchen. It's got the big thing in the middle the square the rectangle. Oh
Yeah, they uh
Yeah, if you like a rich guy's home, that's made of granite
Yeah, that's how much how much did I go for it? I feel like that's like a waste of money. What?
Wait
Everything island island island island island island island island what is it? Wait we might we might have missed something on the island back there
Granite island oh island oh island like in the kitchen countertop island yeah countertop
Yes, okay, sorry, okay, sorry
Who's that?
The fuck is that guy saying?
Mr. Gopster!
I spoke too many language.
I don't know what it means.
You're kitchen island! Kitchen island!
Kitchen island!
Motherfucker, quit being dumb. Oh word on it.
It's actually on my agenda today. Had it penciled into my schedule.
Stupid bitch.
Bro, I have to see it. What?
No. What? Damage is over. I have to see my head count.
Our blackout room is an ass.
What are you talking about?
It's the other blackout? What type are you using?
There's different types.
wait is there guys running as you I think I never like a saying yeah no that's
oh no I was lying there's only one time with 300 blackout it's called 300 blackout
ammo you caught me I thought I thought I could get past you but nothing's past me
okay okay what can I say guys we almost got him we almost got him but we
couldn't trick him he's too smart sorry damn it next time excellent raise
I've seen my hit count wait, okay, okay
Oh
You two mods I had a 36 hit count
What do you see anybody else?
No, literally
It's only on that guy
Well, okay, wait, wait, I killed four scabs is one taps so that minus so thirty two on that guy
That's fucking crazy. That is pretty crazy. That is pretty crazy. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what happened there
That guy's just built different. He's just built different. I think
Well
This is armor insane or something wait rich people get marble
Wait what?
What I thought wait marble
We talking about
Marble
Yo, that dr. Pepper guy granted is for the poor
Wait granted for the poor
Hey, granted, but it was like top top buckaroo stuff. You're the top guy. You're top buckaroo. I
I thought you were top buck or I thought you were top buck a roof. You got granted
Hmm, it's really poor. I always thought it was it was wood is like the cheapest island and then court just like is like
by like the most efficient like
Like wise yeah courts, and I thought granted was for like rich guys. We're really granted for poor people and
Marble it's apparently like the the kudig raw cream daila bar
Oh, yeah, I have no clue what the difference is. I don't know either
Google it. Hold on is granted for poor people
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Well, I would literally just say, I mean it's
for not poor people. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. It is durable and popular natural
stone used for kitchen and bathroom services. Now, okay, now let me check out the marble
one is marble for rich people. Marble is historically and culturally tied to luxury and wealth, but
it is no longer reserved exclusively for the wealthy. While rare imported varieties remain
very expensive, common types and alternative formats are accessible for mid-range budgets.
I'm lost. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know the difference. Yeah, I'm, yeah, I don't know.
I'm lost. But I actually, that was a really good rate. I got a ton of stuff that rate.
Like I actually like a ton. I'm not even joking.
That was a good read.
I've got chords. That's what I got.
I don't know.
I actually finished them all myself.
I bought like eight bottles from Home Depot.
They're like seals the chords.
That is like two hours.
I just sprayed that thing until it was an inch of water on top of it.
It didn't work.
It stains all the time.
Well, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Good work, boss.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Let me get to where CVJ.
I can't find it.
Thank you, thank you.
Hmm, hmm.
Okay, okay, let me get to where CBJ.
I can't for 41 more seconds.
Oh, dude.
Hmm, hmm.
Now he can find his house.
Oh, yeah, okay.
All right.
Okay, all right, okay.
All right, well, my family's dead, Glucksy.
Yeah, this is a terrible Wednesday.
This is a terrible Wednesday.
I had better Wednesdays. Damn it. Damn it.
Well, I was fucking dying.
I woke up this morning and yeah, I was looking at TicToc
and every single TicToc was just you hammered and the edits of it.
So fucking funny.
Yeah, that laughing, that laughing.
Got to be careful out there, dude.
It was so funny.
Holy fuck, let's go.
Let's go to slam a voodoo right now. You and me out.
You wanna?
Hell yeah, 100%!
Dude, are we actually gonna slam a voodoo right now?
It's Wednesday!
I'm gonna have to get a best piece of drink.
Thank you.
Also, I saw a clip.
I saw a clip where it was like,
me being like, trying to convince your parents to do something,
but you're getting drunk with a virtual peanut.
I saw a bunch of edits about that.
It's like trying to go to the fan-mogatting,
but you're getting drunk with a virtual peanut.
They just don't understand
Hold on wait a second
I had to sort my stuff a little bit more
Little bit more water
Little bit more water little bit more water. Yeah, they'll never get it
What am I buying again?
What do you tell your parents to
do all the time?
I'm back.
What do you tell your parents to do all the time?
A full online mail entertainer.
What about when they ask like your buddies?
I don't have any friends outside of video games.
But when they look and they see us gaming together,
We tell him.
I say mute the stream.
I said very kind at all but she goes, you guys are very kind at all.
I said I kind need to say, you're a bad man.
You're the one that hangs out with a peanut.
Loser.
You know, there's a loser, guys, am I right?
Loser.
What an idiot you know what you should die
In the game of boys in the game in the game
Oh, wait, let me get okay. Let me get okay. All right
I'm gonna give you a little bit. Let's ride. Hey, where we are?
Well, now you put metal in another Michael and
Okay, where is that that's on
What you get three more golden and who's he's
Okay, so I have a quest where I have to I got alluded it from another map
And I have to turn it into the DPR driver
Are we gonna die? No, no, no, we'll be fine. We do that too. We do that too. We do that too. You
That sure
Yeah, oh my god. Oh, no, what's quest is this dude skier says I have to
Put my mouth around something long and...
And meaty?
Wait...
Dude, how am I gonna compete with this quest? Can you help me?
No, dude, this guy's only doing the stupidest quests.
Okay, alright.
Will you help me, you promise, yelling?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's bust this shit!
Let's bust it!
Do it at the time we're talking about shit!
My man! My man!
That guy's got Marlowe.
Good man, good, ah man!
Thank you, my wife.
This is my wife.
Thank you, my wife.
That's cool again.
I come across.
I will desert you.
It's for you, my wife.
It's for you.
You better watch this next one.
Lord have mercy on the next man I come across.
Lord have mercy on the next man I come across because it will not be pretty.
was so no mercy for you, Mr. Rasmus.
It's for you.
Thinking about the season.
I'm like, who does ask me, Mr. P?
I bought this game just to claim the, uh, Twitch drops every rate I die.
Any tips?
I stopped sprinting like a headless frog moves.
So let's live more.
Here's a tip.
What you want to do, right?
What you want to do is you want to log in to Tarkov and you want to
kind of organize your stash, you know where the meds are and the guns, get things so you
can get in and out of the stash quickly. And then light your PC on fire and throw it through
your glass window. Alright, close. Are you ready? If you have any other questions, do
not hesitate to ask. I met your service. I met your service. We, we, I think we
I'd heal up. I really didn't heal. There we go. Are you now good?
You ready?
Yeah
Wait, should I bring that past to you bring the gold change bring the gold change? Okay
We do the way I wonder
We wait for the BTR driver to because I really don't
She's getting your shitting goose
I'm gonna show you this, let's ride.
Oh you got me, you got me, you got me.
I am very sick, you got me, you got me, you got me.
Oh, you got me, you got me, you got me.
What's goes you doing?
What's goes you have to?
What are you doing?
You sobbing on it?
Still, it's just, this is-
I don't know where to go.
Oh, I think-
BTR driver.
Wait, he's a BTR driver?
I really don't, I really don't want to go
get this class again.
And there's shots of everywhere.
Okay, we're not gonna die, I promise you.
Maybe.
Okay, we should just go to where the BTR is gonna stop.
See, come on, come on, come on.
It's in the same spot we put the chains
in the microwave anyways.
We don't need to go to a sawmill, do we?
That's where we're going, mm-mm, yeah.
Oh my God, we're dead by class.
Oh, we're fine, we're fine.
You worry too much, come on, boss.
You gotta pop a P on your side.
Come on.
I feel like that's scarier.
You will always take care of you, Mr. Coopsie.
I love you, I love you.
Any problem?
No problem, Mr. Coopsie.
I'm just...
I'm just gonna take care of you.
I love you, I love you.
I love you.
I love you, I love you.
He comes, he comes to me, he comes to me.
He comes to me, he comes to me, he's gonna find me.
Hey.
He's gonna be taken.
I get down to the saw that we probably got to kill Mr. Sturmbusky in his lackeys as well
Just yeah, do you do that? Do you want you want to do that?
It's shared the matter. Well, I did I heard so many shots when you were okay
Well, no, I don't know how to share like nine of us have the quest we just have to kill them cuz we gotta get down there
Your beep is open.
People are in sawmill right now.
Let's kill him!
Wait, that was- no shots weren't from top of us, that was from Bob.
How was it?
Alright, I'm wrapping.
Far.
And then waiting for the BTR.
Hey, the fuck, dad?
Oh, God, that guy- I didn't mean to shoot that same guy.
It was a leap for joy.
I don't think you see me taking one shot, uh, Mr. Sturbussy, unfortunately.
Guys, he has 70 headhounds, right?
I have 80.
What'd you say?
I have 80.
Yeah, you might have to kill some of these. I've seen me. Yeah, I think you can watch out. I'm
70 out and then we can push in
It's 60. Oh 62
This one here for me
All right, I'll be dead
This only has 58. Let's go. Let's go
You just I only have 50 years. I do definitely the suit twice
Oh, you look at that guy that made it would take a shot take a little pee that's out of he's here
This one yelling over by the cabbage, but I don't see much of your busy
You see him no rule down here if I die I
Was live
Take these these sacred jackets we are
Some skig wretches.
An owl.
Little shoptin' shoptin', little shoptin' shoptin'.
Nothing there.
Damn it! No mushroom keys.
I could just put the metal in the microwave.
Al, you down there already?
I'm just hanging around. I'm just hanging around.
I'm just hanging around. Come on down. Come on in. The one is fine
I'm saying
Did take 60 full seconds so much cozy makes there's nobody around us
Ice-breakers the ice-breakers
You might as well make it a little bit. Yeah
Big dollar big dollar. Where do you play? Oh, that's the especially the lead two of us will make tons of money
That's a fantastic idea
We're in ice-cream at three guys
You know make nearly as much one guy always gets screwed. I
Can't plant until you need you say it. Yep. Oh
My god
My 260 for your handle
This one's coming from duffel bag rock, okay, who's he could we cut it up? I just need my class I
I
Goofing around you over there goofing around and fooling around where there's definitely some way stuff away rock
I'm gonna go kill about this, okay
Okay, let's ride. I'm just starting to plant by the way
Wait
What
People you're right as well who are all these homeless people?
What's a homeless people walking around asking for change?
I'm the cornerster! I'm the cornerster!
There's definitely some people right here.
We blast them. We raise the BTR and then we can send it.
Oh no, I'm gonna kill everyone so that you see.
Did you recall? See, Pump Beads are gonna take care of you, remember?
Pump Beads are gonna take care of you.
Locking.
Pump Beads are always gonna take care of you.
Pump Beads never gonna let you down.
He's just right for me.
Is that a scav shooting?
I think it is.
Who you shooting at?
Okay. Alright. Okay. Fantastic. Alright.
Very cool. Very chill. Alrighty.
There are two PMCs I believe, over by this rock.
I'm gonna go eviscerate them and break them down into atoms.
The BTR is right next to me. It's about to drive to you, boss.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
They kill this hooligan?
Eh!
Lock him.
They will pay for their crimes.
You guys, this guy's first day on the job, you just sit there getting shot by a scap
for like five full minutes.
You're smoking crack.
Oh, watch your face.
Take this leg.
God, I'm a...
What an idiot!
God, I'm a...
What an idiot!
Hurry!
At least there's not two.
I'm not seeing nothing.
There's been one.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
He's poor, he's poor and ugly.
Clogsy, pst, pst, pst, pst.
He's, he's poor and ugly.
Yeah, you run, run, oh, let's just get him.
No, I'm running, I'm in BTR.
Gotcha!
All right, well I killed the poor ugly person.
Oh, you got the BTR, you got the BTR?
Yeah.
Good work, Mr. Clogsy.
I
Wait, hold on we have a question you got your question. We just get out of one
I have so much to talk to him about
You had a good chance out with him. Yeah. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's get to here
We should go to five and kill those other guys just to doodle
probably we said what that next to you at the camp I don't hear that I'm in the
BTR people at Fox came over to the camp no way alright well probably died I'm
in on the BTR I'm coming boss up a peanut can take you he's on the water
side of Lumber Mill. We're next to the beach. Okay. I'm gonna sprint over then to the duffel
bad rock. I see a scavenger. He's taking a nice walk. It was definitely shots right
down here next to the water. I'm taking a little pee. I'm doing my investigation.
Do you think they're running whatever it's called? What? I think they're running out
Okay, I just heard a shot towards that rock that you just fought people at really yeah silent shot
I'd hear that
I hear that now, I hear that now.
We're running outskirts, we're running outskirts.
We got that.
Let's go kill him!
He's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
Yeah, he's running.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
I'm by the little cult circle.
All right, all right.
I'm next to that, you know that like,
pile of rocks into the shore, it sounds good?
Yeah.
Watch, I'm about to go up there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Paintball Wizard.
Oh
The big farm the sky puppy. I'm on it. Oh, I'm on it
We see what approaching outskirts
Infiltrating in we territory
You sure someone else is coming out skirts
Probably that guy I just heard a bunch of shots. Hmm. I see a guy running in the open
Well, that might be me. I'm gonna lay down. No middle. Are you in the middle of the road?
I'm laying down laying down now. Okay. Yeah, he's running in the middle of the road. Oh wait. That's the scouting. He's dead
Mr. Smokes you
We would you go back?
Running in the middle of the road in between the outskirts and that literally the rock you were fighting at
And it but that wasn't that wasn't the okay, it's another one, but that wasn't the guy that
Shot at a yeah, he's heard that shot. Where's that?
Yeah, yeah, she's one. Are you a 10 penis back my gun?
Uh, yeah, I know.
Oh, you got it, oh you got it, got it.
Okay, that was towards the rock that you were fighting at, but there's still that sawmill guy.
I don't know where the sawmill guy is.
I feel like I want to see him if he was there. I think he moved.
He probably went to extract over the other side of the map.
I went to the middle.
Oh, middle of the road, I think? Is that a player?
Oh my god, there's a bunch.
Hey, Trace, what the hell is that?
Run it back.
Get out of here!
I pulled back the middle of the road now I don't see nothing they were they were
towards the violet key cards one
oh okay okay oh I want it
like you go to coachy coachy coachy coachy go I guess you
I'm by a tree and spam crouching
There's two I'm gonna pull back more and CMS we sure that
Are you close he are you sure sir?
Are you close?
Yeah, are you close are you close to your this one's close you guys all right. I love them folksy
Thanks, Pete. They're close. No, it's ten meters
Ten meters. It's like right here. You see the in a circle from right here around you. There's no way
There by the violet key cross one
Let's go kill him
Oh here. I am
Okay, alright. There's your demon. There's your demon.
That was the long, long, long time.
Hey, you're not coming off.
I'm just saying, a happy forty-fourth birthday.
Hey, be happy, Scott!
I said, a happy forty-fourth birthday, Scott.
You are fully forty years of pure, unadulterated excellence.
Keep crushing it, and the civil song dies.
You're too happy.
Happy birthday, Mr. Scott!
You see, Scott in my life.
Magical activities.
Hmm
So close to not counting again
You see this tree right here the left
Yeah, he's right there. No, I wonder if he's I wonder if he's on the body
I don't watch twits because the word twits is offensive to people with Tourette's and nervous system issues
All right, I'm gonna go die in a second. Okay, that's not a real
fire
but
i think i'm seven hundred and i'm on
you have to do this
you have to do it again
now what do you say
i don't watch twins because the word twitch is offensive to people with
Tourette's and nervous system issues
kill me
fucking kill me
oh shit
that's real person that's real person
god
I'm gonna see where you look. No, he's wearing a white helmet
He's wearing a white helmet. Sure. Was that a pain you walk?
Yes, I'm a hundred sister. He's wearing a white helmet. Yeah, I
I'm feeling that when I actually might have been a scam even though he looks very not like a scam
Hey, did you loot that guy he might have had some money was a scam. Yeah, that was we
There's got a guy decked out for a scam. Who's I should we just get out?
I don't think this guy exists. I think you make it about oh
He literally had a tracer and instantly shot by arm and yet you know now
And sure I just want to let you know I stand in solidarity with you. I
Don't watch kick
For people without legs
All right, stand with me cause he stand with me
Stand with me now in this moment stand with me now gentlemen stand with me now
Well we can't really stand I don't want you to be there. How are you solidarity for people?
Stuck into that. Oh shit. All right, Pete
Okay, okay.
Oh.
Damn, that joke.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Oh.
Lieutenant Diane.
You know, I got a guy.
I got, well, I got that poor guy, that poor ugly guy.
But at least you got a quest.
I think I need this quest.
This quest will allow me to buy...
Oh, crap.
I forgot.
Why were we doing everything that we were doing for the last two hours?
Oh, crap, I forgot.
Oh, God.
Man without a purpose.
There's no man at all.
Oh, you're the NL545.
Oh, my man!
Here we go.
There we go.
All right.
Thanks boys. Thanks boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
And let me do oh yeah, hold on.
Wait, let me get...
Let me turn this in so I can level up my skier.
What else did the five PMCs want?
Boom! Level three!
Got it!
You're missing cargo, except that crossfetch technologies.
Irresistible.
And now we should go by the I'm telling you I'm telling you closey
I don't know for certain. That's like a really good gun
But I was using the nl 455 455 and it was
Hushed in it was Boston the the horizontal recoil was a little poopy
But the way that it lets you switch sides without even affecting the gun at all
Just go in and out was smooth. It was smooth as butter mr. Cloak see you know what butter is
folksy you what butter is
Closey, closey butter it, closey, closey pst, closey pst, closey pst, closey pst,
We're close you go
No 45 545 is a laser. Yeah, I know 455 455 might be the Madagascar. That's why I'm telling you I saw that thing
I mean I use that thing it was it was B man and it did move it always is I see
I'm gonna solve this crap and give myself an hand out 545 she was she was crack
a lacking she was crack a lacking with that bad boy
type 20 is better well type 20 might be better be I usually get off like
We can buy type 20?
We have a type?
Oh!
Type 20?
Oh shit!
I can buy type 20!
Is type 20 actually better?
What's the type 20?
Type 20 I think is the new black division gun that they have this wife.
Really?
Wait guys, is type 20 or an L545 better?
Those have got to be like one of those...
Wait, I love that one gun.
Wait, wait, wait.
If I'd be guess was there was three guns that could be better this way
It's the Chinese god the type 20 of the nl 545 which one is most matter
I mean where the NL and L is matter
But I'm easy and I'm easy and L. We see L. Oh
Whoo, whoo
Have somebody close to turn holy shit
182 thousand I
Got the nl
This bad boy up. Let me get the beef and let me get the beef and let me see here
Open rvg black on it
Respect her on it
He gonna leave this oh wait hold on wait
Yeah, they gonna leave the unit ass the mutant was good for one wife and then it's now it's ass
It's not ass it's ass relatively it's still a very good gun, but it's ass relatively what it was
100% 100% to ass what relative to what it was then you look at 63 vert with
58.7 ergonomics, and I've only put one thing on this thing
This is nice. This is it. This okay. I can already tell this is a banger. I can already tell this is a banger right here
This is a banger right here. This is a banger wait five eight wait
five eight seven sixty three
Hold on I mean seven CC three
What if I do like
Hmm, so that's not much better that's not much better. Wait. What was the one I had on is the CGNL, right?
You don't know. It was this one
Hmm, we have them how much better is the ARE? Oh
Not better at all. Oh my god. This thing is crazy. This thing is crazy
I
Was talking we have on the scene again. It was a big crap was it the geocort?
It literally comes like stock stuff. It comes like stock really good
Well, oh that's nice. Yeah, wrong one. We don't run one
run what?
Yeah, wrong God. We don't see it out 545
What? You smoking crack? You smoking meth buddy? We talking about the tan one? I can't
buy the tan one! Is that only for cool guys? Hold on, let me see here. Wait, hold on, wait.
5766. Did you buy the wrong one? No, it ain't! No, it ain't! Oh, fire rate? Wait,
Lock and load, I'm breakin' ready to kill.
Where we going?
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet, I don't know.
You know you need that extra 15?
No, but if we have lower RPM, then we can shoot better.
Cause it's like...
Like...
Shit.
It's less bullets to recoil.
Sometimes when I get when I get thinking real hard I get real angry
Okay, I can't buy BT I have to get I
Have to get a lot I have to get
Prop prop a level four prop a level four. Oh close right of that. Oh not close not close
Not it was it all okay listen listen listen what we can reserve to kill five raiders
We touch all the things on bunker and I marked the helicopter
Come on. What what the fuck? I don't have any reserve class. Maybe that's cuz you're ugly
How's that even possible how do I zero reserve class because you're ugly
We can also put it. Wait, hold on wait
We I have to go to reserve and do that. What do that?
Sure
You know Parker
wide moment boss wide moment wide moment
quick marker there we go bam and then we're gonna do some 12 cats just
kissing yeah things mmm bad man I'm after us it's probably because I haven't
done any custom plus me circles are nice he doesn't
be no coax you I'm telling you cuz you're ugly now let's ride all right
Until you put a couple couple and put a pair of shades on you like some some sweatpants to get shorter at the feet and
Like and it starts selling weed
You'll be like cool
How do you grow some arms and legs? Okay? Well, that's a little race. We roll around everywhere. That's a little racist buddy
You're actually just roll around everywhere. That's a little racist. That's a little racist
Have you ever been in like a roller coaster? Are you not pulling off?
What I'm nine foot eight
with no arms and legs. Your arms and legs don't contribute to your height, dumbass. Wait,
no, wait. And your arms don't contribute to your height, dumbass. Hold on. Don't talk
to me while I'm thinking. I'm thinking real hard. Okay. And chat said that you were
smart of me. The whole idea would you rather, would you rather, would you rather, would you,
would you rather try to do a running marathon through an al-Qaeda camp from one end to the
other or go on a rolling coaster with huts in the front seat? Al-Qaeda camp. Al-Qaeda
camp, 100%. Al-Qaeda camp, 100%. I didn't even think about that. 100%. I heard Al-Qaeda's
lovely this year this time of year. I heard the weather is fantastic over in the al-qaeda camps.
You're talking about, they're really putting on a show. They're really putting, it's,
I think I heard they're installing a Six Flags there soon. I'm gonna get that all you can,
all you can eat past so you can see we can hit the buffets.
Oh, mm-hmm. That's little meatballs. Where are we going to get? We're going to ride.
Hey, what was it? Oh, you're reserved. All right, let's ride. Oh, wait, wait. Let me get my marker. Let me get my marker key.
My god. Now we ride.
Hmm.
Six legs is out of business? We six legs right out of business? No, no, no, I'm pretty sure they just got rid of Kpop.
If you got, if you got rid of Kpop, why don't you get rid of Kpop?
Isn't Kpop that Japanese boy band?
And who is K-pop doing at Six Flags?
Is this revenge for Hiroshima?
Wait, hold on, what was going to wait?
Did Six Flags really get out of business?
Give up his career?
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry.
I said oh no, I said Japanese boy band buddy. I said it. Okay. You're saying something different. I said Japanese boy band
You're saying something different. I you can go back to the bottom. I said Japanese boy band
Let me j-pop they just Japanese have their own kpop ocean
I
Jump
Fantastic fantastic. Oh, and you're in the range you can die
Take care yeah, oh peace can take a he's always gonna take care you don't worry much
No Russian in the chat!
Call of some people, Clucksy.
You're talking about assholes.
Assholes.
Mmm.
Sort of peanut boy band called the bungalow. That's not sweet
That's his uncle's orangutan did you know that Kloak see wipes back to front making him out?
Yeah, my game is non-stop crashing by the way. Oh, I don't go
We make it stop
you to go
Yeah, I'm running as I have your stinky balls
I've been told by inside sources I've got friends in high places that you have stinky
bars.
They're being low places.
Is that true?
You have stinky bars, Koji?
You have stinky bars?
Okay, press and play again.
He's got stinky bars.
100%.
Hmm
Who she enemies are pushing on our territory. I'm fucking trying man. It might be reserve
Hold on
Don't be see oh, no, of course I don't know
Right, you can even lose it
Reconnect okay reconnecting
How often do you restart your computer once a day closey once a day like any normal
Gentlemen, mine.
Yeah.
I'm guessing that bad boy's been on for two months.
I think it's, I'm up to half, ah, it's nothing.
That's nothing.
As long as you got 962 gigabytes of RAM,
that should be fine.
That should be fine.
Loading objects.
You like that?
Stop fucking me.
I bet you like that, you slut.
I bet you like that.
Bro, are you focused?
I'm focused, I'm focused.
Dude, creating loopholes.
Oh, 40 days right now?
Oops, that's okay Murphy, that's okay.
Computer's never after me, it's time.
It's a myth.
It's an old wives tale.
Old wives tale that deep state wants us to believe.
old wives tale, the deep sea wants us to believe.
Like burgers, not being deconstructed salads.
Okay, no, the burgers are not deconstructed salads.
You're the one with stinky balls.
I don't want to hear a thing you say.
I want to hear a damn thing you have to say.
My balls?
I'm great.
I let's ride.
It's not like flowers.
We're gonna hear, are we going to go out
to the bunker and kill some raiders?
I gotta I gotta kill some raiders in the bunker
You hear anything there could be a team living here you keep it came down
Joe I
Yeah
I am spinning around on there
Wait got where?
Hey, buddy. Oh go kill him
I think he follows.
See, focus, Coachy, see, focus.
See, focus.
Concentrate all of your mana.
But when the team leader says to run, you run.
You're out of mana.
You understand?
When the team leader says run, Coachy, you run.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
I don't care if you're out of mana.
I don't care if you have no mana left.
Alright. The key leader says run, that's when you run.
Got it.
Infiltrated enemy territory.
Clear, clear.
Open the door.
Infiltrated enemy territory.
Oh yeah, you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
You can go ahead.
Oh shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh, shit!
We're red!
Here we go!
We're red!
Coach, I got a Bitcoin!
What the hell?
What did you just pick up?
What was that?
Did you see something for me?
Did you see something?
I didn't see anything.
There's a TX.
Can I grab the guns?
You grab the guns, you grab the guns.
Can I grab that Nade?
that made you got a great we can't wait okay we got anything more always do as
you want do we see what we do anything what we miss anything
care about this yeah wait let me tell these guys we got these guns why there's
so many guns here I don't know why every time I come in here this is a ton of
guns now I think they might have updated you see the house on the ground
You guys you think
Wait, I just got a font for something over here
Maybe the MX
Coachie found a lettuce. You see a lettuce? I didn't get a lettuce. They're saying Lennox by the candle
Yeah, that's you. That's why I read to put you play in one guy buddy
play it one guy
the read between the lines
Oh, just there's back in the search inside the search and search and search and
Put it around. I'll get out. See what I think I think I even got everything. I'm good to go
Let's ride
Yo, those rooms are kind of insane.
Yeah, that key's like six million dollars. I got two of them.
What the fuck?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We gotta get to the bugger's stat before they kill all the raiders, because I gotta kill five of them here tonight.
Oh, those are old batteries.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're not. You have to believe, Clogsy. Do you believe in something?
Tell me something you love.
I will take it away from you.
Woody Ranges?
Okay, we're gonna steal all of you Woody Ranges.
And then I'm gonna...
Slip vagicell with your drink.
You're a pussy.
I'm gonna hang here.
There's someone right here, there's someone right here.
There's someone right here.
Oh, I see him, I see him!
There's no way that guy's dead, there's no way that guy's dead.
100% of the guys be dead.
What oh
From a white night white night
Wait a question
Okay
Are you dead you have to tell us if you're dead those are the rules
You know the guys at White Knight, White Knight.
There's another one.
Oh, yeah, on his body.
No K-Bombing.
There's another guy?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm in the K-Bombing rescue vehicle.
Middle one, far.
I'm the PP guy at White Knight.
You take care of that guy, yeah?
Hold on.
You know
Just give it up. Just give it up. I use multiple take-outs
Yeah, coach. We got I'm in the middle. They're doing a direct middle cable. Are you walking?
He's dropped again a spring. Yeah, that's at the far cable
one.
Is that...
Oh!
Is that you running?
Yeah, that was me running.
Oh!
Good work, Mr. Colesy!
Good work!
Oh!
all right I'm gonna get the guy out at
one night
good work uh see the clothes hood or far
I see him I see him he's on the roof
hey give me a second hold on
I'll come with you I'll come with you
who's right in front of us
okay I'm a middle I'm a middle
this is me jumping across this right
the first guy
Is there anyone in there?
That might just be a scav
Some goodies, some goodies
For chance
Oh, darn it
Oh
Oh, yeah, I got the guy he said he said oh he's doing a handstand
Oh, this guy's athletic
Oh, oh
X-17 just got an X-17
Bam! X-17, X-17
The guy in front of hermatics
I'm in front of um...
The train station
Two
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm coming
I won't say it, I won't say it
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm good, I'm good
Two guys in front of the train station
Yeah, they're inside train station
I got it. Okay, if you got him. Okay, that's not the guys at night and there's still a scav chute
This guy out the field. Yeah, I'm sure how we said
The other the camp is oh
Dead no
Did you completely ignore the guy in night, but no it was for the I got killed from train station by the you see me
That bastard!
How did he see me?
He died for a train. Yeah, he died for a train. I don't know how.
There's really like no peak.
The hell? Unless he was outside train station on the left side.
The bingo?
He would have been on the opposite side.
He would have had to have been on the opposite side.
Let him go.
Yeah, right here right you got this right there right there. Yeah, right there
You can't scream at me the catwalk train station
Dad yeah
Yeah, I'm dead
there so good for you guys I don't know I don't know you can't be out of the top
I know that some of the left side of course I see just get in there and get
get messy do I get messy fuck him fuck that guy
All right, yeah, they get messy boss
You trolling me it's one of his spies he said that guy over
Asshole
I thought I heard him push it out.
Let him go, let him go.
I
Still there I just don't care
Yeah
That guy expected me to wrap around
Close you know that's not how you do it
The technique was all wrong
I expected me to leave K-Building Wrap all the way around.
The technique was all wrong, Closie. All wrong. Bad technique. Bad technique.
I can give you some offline lessons. I can give you some lessons offline if you need. If you need.
I want you to know, but...
I reported two people on Street Sauce Night that we died to, and I got notified saying both of them got banned today.
But just report this guy, because fuck him.
Hey
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
All right, okay, all right, no worries just a small bump on the road to success
Whoo, let me tell you something closely the women starts now the wind starts right now. Oh, no, we don't
We know space
I
Coachy coachy coachy coachy coachy coachy what?
cozy
The winning starts right now clumsy the wins are right now. Are you ready? Are you ready to win?
I was early death
We're gonna be winning so much to be back at me. You say please mr. Peanut please mr. Peanut
Stop winning and then I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say to get off
Yeah.
That's good.
Bobs.
I think you're bad for some of your car.
That's good, Bobs.
I need a little bit of water, though.
That was thirsty work.
That was very thirsty work.
Very, very thirsty work.
What map are we on?
We're going back to our ship because we got to get that thing.
It's about the five guys?
Five guys?
Five guys.
Oh, wait.
We need to go basement.
Can we go to the basement?
Yeah, we can go to uncle's basement.
The only basement for secret uncle touchy time is the mp7 ass. Oh, it was really good
It's always been really good
It's kind of like the cheap weapon if you use the mp7 you kind of a bitch, but I did all the time
Oh
It's like it's like disproportionately good for how much it costs
Right am I right and say that I think I'm right and say that it's not like the best weapon in the game
But I think it's disproportionately good to how much it cost
You're gonna put in the hundreds on it and stuff FMJs
What do you have?
They share a flaw of 65 cents Mr. Nutt just wanted to let you know you currently have 15 years old up studying you war tactics
Including mr. Gunnery sergeant much love. Yes
Mr. Goon sergeant, you're gonna want to whip out your pen and paper
Okay, because this is how it's done. This is how it's done. All right
I'm gonna show you strategy and tactics that you can apply in
in IRL situations.
Okay, so when you're out there,
killin' Al-Qaeda.
All right, they've got their AK-47s
and their Toyota trucks.
Just remember what the Bungulator taught you tonight.
Remember what the Bungulator taught you tonight.
Tonight.
You like that, you like that,
I'm gonna go with you tonight.
Yes, brother, yes, sir, brother.
I need each and every one of your platoon to whip out a cigarette and smoke it inside.
I need everybody in this platoon!
Whip it out a cigarette and smoke it in the house!
Yes sir, brother. Yes sir. Hoorah! Hoorah!
Closey, get ready for domination.
Alright.
I'm not talking about the latex with the ballgang, I'm talking about this next raid we are getting
in there.
We are getting in there and we're showing them where the boss, who's the boss, who's
the boss, who's the boss, who's the boss.
Let's get bumps.
Okay.
Alright.
Squad is going to get you hyped up, are you hyped up?
I'm hyped up.
Are you ready to go crazy?
Are you ready to go wild?
Are you ready to go complain the insane?
I want the alien voices!
Probably going to check out.
No, no.
No, the doctor wants to harness me
for essence for his alien family.
He comes from Mars,
all his kids are green with antennas,
and he wants to, he wants to,
he wants to extract
my, my, my pedant
Vessels and my my essence my life essence to feed to his Mars family
I hate the doctor oh
Let me tell you another thing. Let me tell you another thing. Let me tell you I hate the doctor
You know, you know another reason is I'll walk in there with a 16-hour boner and he'll say no you can't have that
I'll go what you can do something about it
And you'll go no, sir, please you don't have a boner for four hours. So you're gonna do something about it
We're gonna do huh seems like we have a problem. How are we gonna fix it? Huh? How are we gonna fix it?
Yeah, now I tell me shut his ass up
You shut your ass you said your body is I I don't have the 16 hour boner for no reason buddy
He's just jealous he's jealous
He's jealous it actually works out pretty good like if you don't have any extra hands to carry like a coffee
You just set right down on there while you're standing up straight
Just the simple pleasures of life
How did you think of the stuff man?
How the fuck do you think of this?
I killed a man in 2003 under a Las Vegas bridge.
Ever since then my mind cracked in half.
I can't tell my family what I need to.
For most of relief.
Now let's ride!
Okay.
Let me get a little bit of food water.
Hmm
We're good to go I got the NL 5-4 Friday again again
Okay, this is actually can they need me something this is they got a name. It's so hard to say L5 4 5 again
Aino Aino. I got the anal again. That's what I am. I have a nice anal. Thank you. Thank you
Hmm
Little double quarter pound of a cheese exactly exactly. Oh my goodness. Holy crap. How does good is that sound?
Oh
My goodness how good does that sound double quarter pound or with just a smidge the cheese not too much?
Do much not do not do much not do it that sounds but seeing oh
goodness
Whoo
Jesus Christ, you're so fat, Peter.
Just because I double quarter pounder doesn't make me fat.
A lot of skinny people have double quarter pounders.
I'm just gonna die of coke with it.
It evens it out.
It balances.
Balanced.
The universe intended.
What's your Burger King order?
Two Whoppers a Burger King hat, a trip anywhere on a plane.
Now let's ride!
You
I could start this guy's time buddy. Oh, oh, we got it. We got we got we got the miss one go go go go go
We have this one fuck the RBB. Okay. We're not doing it. We're not doing it under the key
We're not doing it for him. So I basically have already the mission
Huh?
Yeah, cool. The rain is I get five. I get five. Remember the search you killed two well heat the shed. I don't know
Maybe hopefully
And then me wait, you're here and me. Yeah. What the thing?
I go ahead to the lights on I'm gonna see the around here
hey oh my god okay there's five there's five I'm gonna die though I'm gonna die
holy crap two down two down two down
get one there's a size size size size size
another one
watch this is the door back there I'm gonna pass you don't you eat okay okay
open up bitch I kill the second the question
I
What
Damn, I'm pretty sure it only spawns for by the way. No, I saw this door close unless did you close the door?
No
We do you see this good door close?
No, how can I close that door and then be in the other room? I?
Saw this door close. I saw it
You're crazy. No, I swear to God. I saw his door close. He's in the corner. He's in the corners. I'm going in there.
What the?
Are you okay?
What?
No, I saw the door close.
I did! I did! I did! I did! I did! I did! I did! You saw it too! Don't I like you to see it!
I'm not cleaning your crazy! You're crazy insane!
Pozy, pozy, pozy.
Pozy, I need one more kill. How do we get one more? Is there not one more?
We just instantly leave and reset. Not really.
I call this armor. It's always sweet. Oh, yeah, I think we instantly reset literally it's reset. It's reset
100% it's reset. Yep. Whoa
That are you oh
Yep, yeah, one street is so much thing from the left side of the right side. I think it's wait. Yes. Yeah
He's gonna be your close right the guys you deserve from the lab
He's shooting someone shooting a wall. I can see it
Yeah, he's a stream type of beating us. He's not shooting at anything
Not quarter he's like he's like
Hey, thanks boy
Hey bitch boy!
Hey, like this!
You got him?
One more?
No, no, I'm in the middle.
I got him!
It was F some of my tests, no Taps I'm up, though, bitch, I'm so right, mom I'm self, I don't need nobody help, I got a white light some choke, I don't love how we're stuck
Too easy, too easy
Give the buggy a try, I don't really have stuff
These guys are huge cause these guys are huge, oh, and they'll 5.5 again
Wait, this guy had the anal too
The anal 2 you can buy
Oh my god, this guy to Karasha with level five place holy dingle holy dingle
Why you good my guy?
You want to be okay, you don't even use that guy you you could have that you can have that jump look you
Yeah, buddy, but change
It's you wait. Hold on wait. Hold on. I'm taking these bags
That isn't that's a really good armor though. That's a really good armor you like to do that buddy phone up
We're going to go back over here.
All of you, all of you.
You ready to do the power up?
Yeah, you do.
Let's reach down now.
Yeah, I'm going to go over here.
Wait, is the VSK better or the NA-91 tactical, the KBP?
I don't understand what you're asking.
Which was better, the KBP-9891 or the KBP-VSK?
What?
What are those?
What are those things you're saying?
What are these words you're saying to me?
The B.S.K. is better.
Thanks, thanks, Chad.
Appreciate it.
Oh, gods!
Oh.
Gods, gods.
Okay, gods.
And don't you dare say something snarky,
but you go see, don't you dare say something snarky.
Is this your backpack?
Or is that your hand?
I heard, no, it's my backpack.
I have it?
Thank you, though.
I don't have enough room to take all this out.
Okay, we still have the team in Dome, didn't push down here.
I don't have room to take any of the job.
Actually?
Yeah, actually.
Hold on, wait, I think I'm cooking, I think I'm cooking, I think I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Wait a minute, I might be cooking, I might be cooking.
Hold on hold on might be cooking here
My be cooking here. Hold on. I might be how do you get that? How do you unlock the anal gun?
Well anal gun and L5 or five. Yeah
Level three skier and then you level four skier for the other one
You see I can't take everything I
Need
Don't need everything. Let's just get out of here load back in and then kill one more raider. You're off this dog shit map
Okay
Do something nothing ever happens
We just that's my special guest for the night Helen Keller
You
You're back from flying the plane my special gas welcome in welcome
Welcome, I don't really know how to communicate but hopefully hopefully she's having a good time
Um, they're banging around yeah, let's put down frozen. Okay, I
Want to see there's someone over here. Is it something over here these guys were stream type the dick off
Yeah, he's got the dick off
I don't know why they would just wait for us at D2.
I'm a dumb sheep, Cypus.
I'm fat as fuck, by the way.
I'm a big boy, too.
Maybe Helen Keller is the pinball wizard.
Dude, where did you hear that song from?
Pinball wizard? It's a classic! What do you mean? What?
It's not a classic. Yeah, it's literally a classic. I'm not I'm not even joking with you
Sometimes I do like this, but it actually is a classic pinball wizard is a classic
It's it's actually yeah, it's a meal like like 40 years ago. I said why would give out like 1985?
I don't know. It's like it's pretty damn old song
on. 1969. I have never heard that. It's fire. It's a fire sound.
Yeah. You miss it out. You miss it out. You're not going to go check the 17
intel spawns. No, no, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.
You're right. Let's just let's just try to expect what we want.
What's this? Oh, no, what is it telling me right here?
I have found a million Intel's there by the way
We guys could atomize
Yeah, I'm just saying it's like it's gonna take me forever to get out of so you might want to fucking
Are you we go?
All clear all clear
Hmm
Billy a pinball wizard was playing a Super Bowl
Hey, really? Is that true?
That's no way. That's no I mean it's a classic round of it's like that
That's something
It did
Juker and sent high peanut. It's my
Birthday we love watching you all
Would you birthday and give him a big well? Thanks, mr. Yeah
Thank you, come on, take a seat.
Thank you.
you
I
You and me pinball championship
I don't even know what what pinball you and me windows pinball championship yeah
I'm in you in I'm in oh my goodness oh my goodness
Oh stream is fucking lame boring ass streamer
Can you know about that do you
Mean that
Yes, come on
You remember us
You see come on
Oh, gee
Okay, I don't think you know I don't think you mean that
Blasting pinball wizard at midnight playing video games if that guy doesn't find this fun that guy actually has to be like a nun
I mean genuinely what is that guy? I mean that guy either has I mean that guy either is a nun
Practicing becoming a monk or he is just he is just skydiving all the time
over a shark confessing waters doing heroin on the way down.
You know, that guy's life is so insane
that nothing gives him joy anymore
because the dope me levels are completely out.
Well, that guy's a bitch.
Pete, you bet we deal against you again.
Deal against me $30 and said,
Pete, you better watch my flight next week.
Do you know what's coming
When I knocked on your mom's house door,
asking if you're allowed to come inside.
Hey, hold on, wait.
So you're knocking on my mom's door.
Then you ask her, assuming she's the one who tried the door,
if I'm,
hold on, wait, sorry, I'm just trying to understand.
So you, okay, so you knock on my mom's door
and then she presumably opens the door.
Where's someone else open the door?
No, let's just assume for the sake of the story that it's hard.
So she opens the door and then he says,
his peanut allowed to come inside.
Okay, so.
So.
So say let's try again.
Let's try.
I
Course would you go where'd you go I?
Do they have nothing I'm spring downstairs. Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna couldn't you better watch out buddy
I might knock on your mom's door and ask her if if um like if
It's all it is who assuming she opens the door if like if you're allowed inside
And then maybe and then I'll and then I'll text you else and then we get and then we go to your mom's house together
Oh, bitch. I got you.
Dylan, you actually might be safe.
I'm...
So fucked up.
I'm locking in, boys.
Locking in, boys. Locking in.
You got the bucket?
Oh, I have no legs. I have no legs.
Someone's crossed the bucket. Someone's crossed the bucket.
Someone's crossed the bucket.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
He's pushing, he's pushing!
Yeah.
Where you at?
I'm inside the offices.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do the anal gin.
Locking.
Put your legs back on.
He's pushing toward me.
He can't push you. I'll come.
He's shut the door.
Fuck yeah, man. Yeah
Yeah, he's right here. He's right here. He got me. He got me
Yeah, I was a stream cypher. That was a stream cypher. You're talking a game. You're talking a game
I am but I'm still walking. I'm still talking a game. I run out
Oh, man, fuck you. Fuck you. You got no bitches and no friends. How did he live, man? How did he live?
I
The 50-50 chances guys name is the n-word usually she does have some pretty naughty names
How did he live?
This guy's a hundred hours on record. Yeah, the stream time is
Excellent range of the big eggs I think sp5 is fucking terrible. I hope you enjoyed that 30 seconds, sir
Enjoy your crap life
All right
We try again
We try again. We try again
SP5 fucking ass. It's me. No, I think I was like, okay
As we as we six is where you want as we five is like like I think that's like the best
Is that the best you can buy for nine by 39 it's the best you can buy for every nine by 39
But it's not it's not even near the best come on
I
Do that those guys were horrible dude
I did I if that guy didn't happen to go help it on I mean he would be in the dirt right now
It was it I was just I was playing rig around the road with him
mmm
I mean, I should just swung on him close probably
Yeah, couple goodies couple goodies one moment don't you write a cookie don't you
I hate being a low level man. It's the most annoying thing in this game.
We can run some icebreakers soon and get you a high level.
A full cleared icebreakers?
120k exp right?
I don't know, it used to be 440.
Fuck, fuck yeah, it's not bad.
You get 120 right? And then I normally get like 20.
I don't know. I remember. I remember boss. Do we do we do that? Is this how we do?
No, no, no. We do that. We do this again
Get your one raider kill so we don't have to come back to the function map
That would be quite sublime that would be quite sublime boss. Oh
I'm over trade don't you guys because don't you rise me? No
Oh geebugs.
I hopefully those gentlemen have acquired fathers or jobs
where a friend of any kind,
and are no longer in our rave this next time.
Oh, you are dead.
You are dead talking a game.
Yeah, I should have happened like two or three times now.
Let's ride.
Oh.
That was genuinely their best done.
I'm telling you, they put their best on
just to come kill us.
Oh my goodness, that's annoying.
That is annoying.
Oh my goodness, they had like regular stuff on the deck.
Those guys were genuinely bad, bad players.
Bad players.
I mean, I should have been able to 1v2 them
and get it all out, but I'm bad.
That's okay.
Is that gonna ever again?
That's okay, boss.
All right, lock it in, lock it in.
You're bad?
How did you get the grammar wrong?
In a two word sentence there.
All right, you're bad
being literate all right i would you join him i would you join those two guys
any almost uh hop on in boss hop on in
you won't shock at a voodoo ranger i know chicken i know pussy
Without, was it no rules?
Was it no rules?
No guidelines for society?
Things will fall apart.
Let's ride!
.
$15 more dollars and said let's do a virtual fight press conference will break every record and every number you've ever had don't be scared peanut
Dennis can mediate a few questions. What is he virtual fire?
Are we hopping up on the Wii Wii fit we grab the two controllers we fighting?
Hey, what is that? It's a virtual. We jump on
We grab the Wii fit controllers. Oh
Boom, what is that secondly? Who is this? Oh
Oh, I forgot your name, Dennis.
Oh, is that you all right?
You all right?
You're already dead?
Nope, good.
Where is he?
Oh, he's around in the field.
He's in front of the little shack thing.
Two.
That killed one?
Is that the other one?
That's Gouard.
Gouard's down.
That's Gouard.
I think it might be a PFC as well, but blue hearts down.
That one?
Is this it?
There's two guards down.
I'm about to die.
Where?
Right from the white knight.
That one? One down?
Nice, it's in.
That might be everyone. I killed two.
How many guards does he have?
I think five. Total, right?
Right?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I killed Guhar in one guard.
Are you guilty?
I killed two.
You should have a P.S.T. though.
22 now.
That might have been Guhar shooting me.
Mr. P. Nut.
P.P. P.P.
P.P.
And then eat it later. Okay. Okay. What was that?
Slender man over there in the forest. I really has six guards. He's got six guards
They may oh dude is give me 50 more dollars and said I want Dennis and peanut in the same room so I can give them the
Full little brother team and make them hold my pocket carry my stuff and spend the whole time embarrassing them
This is a weird sexual fantasy
This is a weird...
I'm not going to fuck you!
Watch out, fuck us.
Dude, we're not listening. Listen.
Okay? Let's just get it out of the way.
Alright? Me, Ploxy, have vigorous butt sex.
And you will never, never be included in that.
It is a private matter, a sensual, romantic, emotional matter.
We so- we so-bought. We so-bought.
Secondly...
Yeah, exactly.
Secondly, I would honestly be up to do a virtual press conference fight, whatever it's called,
with Dylan Danes, because I'm not going to pretend I'm a smart guy.
But this guy genuinely probably has rocks for brains.
His job is to get punched in the head.
I'm gonna get in with an insult as we sit there going
If you look at his super chat, they're obviously ran through some sort of chat GBT thing
We know you don't write your own you're not even writing your own super chat
I know you're not because you've never made a grammar mistake after that one time
I made fun of you for a grammar mistake. Yeah, I'm telling you if the press conference will last hours
Because he would spend the first 30 minutes for this for a 40 a sentence. It would be a because he signed me up
Honestly, will you be the will you be the negotiator or whatever?
So yeah, I got you
We already have anything I think the last one people over here. I'm a knight
I
Can't have anything. It's like right here
Is that you Simon? Nope. Nope. That's not that's not from earlier
That guy's in a I think he's in the other night. I'm in the garage of the one where you kill blue heart
That's white night. No, dude. I see you these are the forest behind white night
I think I went to a building I saw sounded so much farther left. I literally blue heart completely fine
Oh, maybe not there? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm gonna be into your life. Who are you? Absolutely nothing.
Wait, do you live here?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
By the way, this is, okay, I guess this is a garage, but this isn't the garage I was thinking of.
You scared me. You scared me.
me. Come on, Closie. You'll get to the bunker. I don't know where this guy is, but fuck him.
I think he's on the other night across the way.
Let's take a little peek.
I don't see him anywhere. Let's get to the bunker before they kill our guys.
If they kill our guys, we can come here again. Come on.
I mean, he's... they're definitely killed by us.
Dylan Danis.
Oh my goodness.
It could be on dome.
Was that black division?
Maybe.
We just, we just, but we just want to reserve.
Hmm.
I have to wait for my Sam.
We do this for you another $50.
Hold on, let me read this thing.
I know you have one brain cells,
so make this simple.
I'm on camera, you're on camera,
and we just argue basically what we do now,
except live on the stream.
Are you sure?
What if you get like a guy there to help you think?
Two guys, two guys in front of me.
One down, one down.
Oh
Are they homeless the first guy had a little bit of something the guy the guy in the back was home is
I did.
Ooh!
Now as I was saying, as I was saying, I will allow you one laptop with a premium subscription
to chatGPT.
Alright, I will allow that.
I will allow that for our virtual fight on the Wii Switch.
One premium chatGPT subscription.
You got a favorite scotch, do you think it's fair?
Mmmmm...
Mmmmmmm...
You know what?
You can have a pencil,
one of those big cartoony pencils though,
that's bigger than your hand,
and a piece of paper,
so you can write down his ideas and his thoughts.
Do you want it?
Mmmmm...
Okay, there's a guy here,
there's a guy in the seat, look.
Look. Oh, God. Oh, shh.
You think it's that buddy?
Oh, dingle.
That might have been his buddy.
Oh, he's got a little substance, a little photoscope.
That's nice. That's nice.
You're a tag tag, bro.
Wait.
You hear the what?
If we all get down to the bunker, boss,
we're gonna lose our chance here.
Look at that on his phone, okay?
Look at a stack of M855s in the parade.
Really?
Oh, 855 or 855M8-1?
8-1.
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
Why would he have that? He even had a 5-5-6 gun.
I don't know. He had armor on him, too.
I think he was one of the bringing...
Hey, he killed someone.
He's got down here. Got down here.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
He's hurt, he's hurt, he's hurt. He's on the other side.
Let him!
Okay.
The last time I saw him you see his butt right here you made around this corner. That's not so much up.
Where are we? I can hit it.
His job!
He's gonna be at the ramp. He's gonna be at the ramp.
I don't know if he pushed his butt. I don't know if he pushed his.
No, we don't. We don't.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, the butt goes this way.
Dude, the butt doesn't go up. The butt goes this way. Look who looked at the butt right here.
Oh, a clue.
More blood, more blood.
I'm hurt.
John, you must.
Alright.
I think I'm ready.
Go on.
Run it away.
Take a good step.
Use the right side, brother.
Use the right side.
In taking Peter and the case you obviously kind of cracked that mystery wide open,
boys.
You cracked that mystery wide open.
You see that?
We gotta solve that case
Come on shaggy, he's like Scooby-Doo
We don't know how I want to be screwy-doo. I'm screaming he's saying I think he's going to ramp
The remedy
Oh, Mr. Hugh worry about the drink is a boy good man good. Oh, man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
I'm
just going to be thinking about it and tell you this and check and see if we can set
this up.
You've been calling Dylan Dennis?
Like, yeah.
And you ever see him?
The guy didn't push off that.
show off that
she doesn't see any more no he's uh... he's given up streaming
he's given up
he's pursuing a
career in
professional
professional competitive
professional competitive knitting it's a big deal
absolutely so probably so are you still there sir
job
oh my god this guy kind of sucks
he keeps backing up every time he shoots sir will you stay in the same spot for
two damn seconds
I were playing a game here we're playing a video game it's time to stay in
the same spot for more than two seconds
I hate these guys that shoot and run away, you good bud?
A little bit of serving, let me do a little bit of serving.
A little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
Is he shy, dude?
Sure, are you shy?
Are you shy?
Dude, is he shy?
All right, Pete, you're going to hold this right angle.
I think I might have killed him with the grenades.
But you're going to hold this right angle,
and I'm just going to sprint at him, OK?
OK, sounds good.
I mean, where he got him, there you got him.
I'm gonna say he's dead.
Alright, start it.
Alright, late night.
He is dead.
Oh, good work, Mr. Cloak! See ya!
Hooray!
Nice armor.
Ooh, nice armor too. Very nice.
Very nice.
Very nice. Alright, hold on, huh?
Wait a second now. Hold on, now.
Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on.
Wait a second. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Wait a second. Hold up. Wait a minute.
Something ain't right. Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right.
All right. Oh, we're doing pretty good. Let's go to the... Wait, let's just do
already on? Yeah. Oh, it's a no
radius, huh? No.
Three chances to just follow
him and check it. I think we
sleep. You used to doodle?
Yeah, this is the right. This
is the right to kill
bluehorn everything I mean I don't want to come back to me
wait you put on really I think so I think it's on there's a
bunch of lights on yeah it is yeah I mean reserve is just
asked what we just gotta do it is actually only I thought
they changed that it needs to just to a chance that none of
them spawn pretty sure that's always been the thing
I
Think I might have been I'm walking your water right now right over here
I'm going to do it. Yeah, I didn't chew them in the bottom of the glass
So we I think you see
Okay, let me raise to the cream bunker
Why if it's all the spots would see it almost got all I said do one more is one
more somewhere all right well D2 is all open a little statue and the door shut
fantastic and the power is not on the other power the power the power is on
But like they didn't call it so someone's down in D2
Which one of my mission
What am I miss you down in D2 are you sure?
Yeah, all the doors are shut
Oh
I'm permanently bleeding because of dr. Jekyll and I have no way of healing myself
I dropped a bunch of i-facts on that
Oh, boom, got it! Task complete!
Will you drop them?
On that body
I'm talking to the speed, I think it's the speed, I think it's the speed, I'm good, I'm good
I just can't speed no more
Who would win if Max, Harley, and Dylan, Dennis, fought each other?
Oh, what?
What?
Who would win?
Max and a no-brainer
You know how like streamers get together sometimes like unsponsored for like fun like a ten-man like tournament
We all have lots of fun and nobody gets paid these two for the love of the game
Do you get yeah, Dennis and Max to beat the shit out of each other for free?
Max is cool. I don't
Yeah, I think you I do watch you have CR now
No, no, I do not okay. I don't yeah. I don't think you understand how good Max is
He's a demon, huh? He's a real demon. Yeah, he's I was a demon in apex. I don't know that
I know that I still know I'm sorry watch out of the UFC
You thinking max wouldn't go fight me to the D the D door shut the two doors shut and the powers are
If he gave them both like ten dollars
Max max would probably never fight them. No, let me go. Okay careful. Hey, my middle name is careful
It is open and stained in the door, right?
There's probably a guy camping in his impact grenades.
Are you camping with the impact grenades?
Yeah, Max. Max is like the guy.
Like, he the fucking goat.
I'm trying to I'm trying to what if you like?
What if we what if we like invite Max out for dinner?
And he'd like, oh, Mr.
To be not in like in like we invite them out with a we invite Dylan
And then they told me tell each of them that he told that they told the other guy that they
God isn't here with us tonight
God is not here with us tonight
Um, wait, what? What box?
Mmm...
With a task, wait, hold on, wait, oh, oh, uh, we are in trouble, we're in trouble.
Uh, wait, Coastie.
We, we, we, we need to invite Max out for like, like, David Buster's time.
Are you probably like, oh, yeah dude.
I love David Buster's time.
No, I love David Buster's.
Wait, we, we actually go to David Buster's for a few hours and I'm fine.
Yeah, yeah.
I love David Buster's.
And then we, and then we tell Dylan to go to David Buster's at the end of the, and then, and then, and then like, be like...
We use Tucker Carlson's ball tanner on each of them to raise your testosterone then just
start fighting each other.
That's good.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Invite Max Holloway to David Buster's play just for a couple hours and then invite Dillon
Gannis to use Tucker Carlson's certified ball tanner to increase the testosterone.
We leave it on there too long with the testosterone so high.
I think
Actually, no, you would you actually come to David much of this because actually would be a fire stream
You do like it in person seem like like all those people that I do
But instead of like being kind of racist and driving around in a golf cart
We can like go to David Buster's.
I'm fucking in.
Do you do that?
Yeah.
Honestly, he probably would.
That's cool.
Yeah, he is cool.
He's a cool guy.
I like Mr.
Max.
I love David Buster's.
Oh my God.
David Buster's is fire.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm
They had this drink at David Buster's. It's like the drink chat
You do an IRL show how does that work?
Closi, can you tell you people I'm an actual peanut dumbass. I've done I've done IRL stuff before. I'm an actual peanut
I don't know how racist you can get buddy. I don't know how racist you can get. I've literally done stuff IRL. I'm a peanut dumbass
Thank you. Sorry closey aside. This is guys being peanut racists in the chat. I go ahead, Gucci
That forgot what I was saying to be honest. You saw my drink. You took my drink. Oh
Yeah, Dave buses has a drink and it's so fucking good to put a little umbrella in it
And I shine picture for like fucking and books. Whoo a giant picture. Oh, yeah, I drink mystery blue. Yeah, I
Fuck let's go to David Buster's tomorrow. That's fine
Yeah, dude, that's on fire.
That's on fire, my boys.
What's David, David Buster's also has every single UFC fight.
Really?
Yeah.
So if you ever want to go watch a UFC fight with David Buster.
David Buster.
Shit.
David Buster.
Shit.
Let's see if we can do another quest for prep.
I don't want to go back to reserve.
I don't care. I don't want to go back. I hate Reserv. I hate Reserv so much. What if we go like fighting in the basement?
No, not in the basement. Now. What if we go to, what if we go to, we mark the helicopter in Watertree with a 2, MS-2000.
You had that lighthouse quest to yeah, you want to do that
We can
What's that? I already got my marker
You should water you have anything else. Oh, you need that for proper if I need a little proper
Have anything else you have anything on shortly. I don't think I do Ron check would say it
I
Got or streets and you know what I'm seeing but the it requires a key. I've got a prapper is
Reserve transition any location reserved lighthouse any location the streets streets customs any location factory once
Wait all right
Good Lighthouse.
Do it.
Send us.
We should be 400.
You can call me 80 to you want.
You did that.
See you back.
Hey, hold on.
Dylan, there's a way to send me a $10 super chat now.
Someone teach me how to do text and chat.
Please don't.
Please God, no one tell.
Dylan, there's actually.
Please God.
Don't do that.
Wait, what about you want to go together?
You want to go streets?
Yeah, you said you have lighthouse, right?
Yeah, it's the helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter, helicopter, helicopter, helicopter.
Jinz, you want to play icebreaker?
Do you want to play icebreaker?
Do you play icebreaker right now?
We were gonna go to...
to go to ice breaker but
not going ice breaker.
Maybe you guys may after this.
Let's go to this general quick.
Mr. Cook.
In and out.
Buttocks.
We're done.
Just like the pappin house.
Yeah.
We're hoping Hoppy Bus, Hoppy Bus.
I'll be a boss. I'll be a boss.
Oh, he's doing ice. Oh, he's doing ice maker.
Oh, I guess.
I guess I guess.
I'll also do that without information.
Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Do I ask you?
Oh, you dead end.
Wait, ask me what?
We go to Icebreaker?
We're going to, wait, what?
Ask me what?
Are you angry?
She did 30 minutes ago.
I didn't see it.
And that's your fault.
You Icebreaker?
Well, we'd probably Icebreaker after this ring.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Ignoring Gigi is rude, but just know I did it on purpose.
Guys, just know I did it on purpose, not by accident.
As long as you remember that fact, we're good.
I need to go, but I don't wanna go alone.
Well, yeah, we can go out to this way.
We can go out this way.
Hop on in, hop on in, hop on in.
We'll just do a quick one, then hop on in,
we'll go to the next one again.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
So let's RIDE!
I
Said you with the like move on to rock
No, are you okay?
spinning up the
I'm with the big blue select
Yeah, I'm in the middle of the road
in the middle of the main road. Oh my goodness. You're a quick little bug, aren't you?
Well, this one's on a road. We hold on. BTE has 54 dip. Wait, how much, how much health?
There's a road up in the head. And if they have like an airframe on it. Well, no, that is a
Jesus head of health
55 maybe
You should must yeah, I could the first rope
Here's some of you by the tennis courts. There's a spawn there. That's why I didn't want to go there. Oh
I'm cool down to the road
Yeah, I literally have a thousand hours of labs a thousand hours light out. Is it? Oh
the fucking cycle
I should probably have like
Careful, there could be guys that on the the key wood key that car over there. Oh, Mary key
Hmm
Because you where the hell are you at? Do you give the first one time? Do you kill the first guy first?
Yeah, oh my god, I knew it. We get sent to a good site. Yeah
Good, I'm barely live. Do you anal gin do you anal gin?
By thorax is eight. Oh
That's just enough. That's fine. Do you want that you you you want that you get greedy?
That's a little weird that they're looking
Here. Oh
I see you
That's my friend. They were they were looking they were looking here, but I
Yeah, there's a little line
I
Went up here and eats a guest in the chest. Have you killed the guy on the second gun yet? Nope. Okay. This is gonna be a problem then
This is gonna be a problem. It's gonna be problem
I don't really know what it might be. It might be wounds or black divisions like why would someone be looking over here?
careful oh I see it's real person pretty and I'm sure he's laying on a rock
right there that rock you look at right there yep right that yet these oh you
You can zoom in with that scope, can't you?
I wasn't, I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
No, you gotta give me a bridge.
Go see the ground side, grab my arm.
Tina!
Go see, go see.
No!
Go see, go see, grab, go see, go see, go see.
Tina!
Go see, grab my hand, grab my hand, go see, please.
Go see!
Go see, grab my hand, please.
You're not leaving without you.
Go see, go see, I need my stuff back.
It's so much good stuff, please.
Go see, go see, grab my hand.
Look how common that spot is, huh?
Just sitting there.
Very common, very common.
Lean down, lean down.
No, because I think it's different on Hinsky than it is on Arz.
Because on Arz, it looks like you can easily grab a heat, and you'd be an asshole.
No, there's a wall right here.
Do you see my arm that's kind of out of the water?
No, no, no.
You're in there.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Guys, it's different on Hinsky, I think.
We weren't laying down and then using middle mouse button to, like...
I can't lay down here.
You're like...
See where I'm aiming?
Yeah.
That's where your body is.
Yeah, that's okay on my screen you're under that
Could be a lifesaver
How do I get you
Fuck man, oh, I don't do it. We toss your gun there and it will push my body towards the door
Trust me, I'll show you this one, I'm a professional.
Hey, actually, how is he alive?
Magical forces, magical forces, I tell you, throw your gun at my body, it'll push my body
towards the sword.
It's a real trick.
Wait, hold on.
Are you lying to me?
No, I'm not lying to you.
Just toss your gun at my body and it'll push it.
The only two things that interact with each other in the physical space is guns and bodies
Can I can you need a bot kind made your body out is that a thing you have to stand on it?
Doesn't fly away into space
Just stand on the body and then throw a grenade under it the strata will be blocked by my body
I'm a doctor
Hey, what I'm a doctor
I'm just gonna fucking run out. I kill this guy kill that rogue and then run out that way
Or do you think I should run out?
That's a short line pipe at the shoreline that might be easier
Look at him go
Look at him go. Are you sure this way is easier? Yes. Yes, it is I
I can't believe you wouldn't get my stuff as it goes so it's very selfish of you
You want me to try again, man?
You want me to show you what I'm looking at?
Yeah, wait wait. No, just gather gather. I trust you closely. I trust your judgment. It happens realize the left
Yeah, well, I have to run this way because that guy's gonna shoot me
No, we already killed that guy he's dead
That that guy no that guy doesn't exist. Okay
You know I can tell you what this is my least favorite school again, that's a pretty good school
That's a pretty good one. I like that one. I like this four acts at the end
So you don't have to like worry about that zoom in the stuff to the six seconds just do me
I kind of move the very bush down. Yeah, it's mad
Do a little bit here and there you go
You know what they should do is make it so that you can like assign keys on your keyboard
for like a certain zoom like 1x 2x 3x 4x 5x 6x in a zoom scope so you get a hotkey in
and like oh I need 3x right now I'm on a I'm on a vortex 1 to 6 I can hit this hotkey
it'll go right to 3 I mean that would be cool that would be cool I don't care what
I just want them to bring back the old PK scope.
That PK-06?
What's your PK?
The PK scope?
Oh, the PK-06s?
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
They still have that in the game, guys.
Yeah, but like the old one.
Oh, yeah, what do you mean?
Okay, they made it ugly.
No!
We should drone strike Nikita's house in my know what I'm talking about, right?
I've heard stories of it, but I was I was there when it happened
No, you've been playing this game longer. Oh, really the SRO is the old PKO 6
There's a new one. It's called the SRO that looks at the old
Mr. Nutter but what your content and find you thank you
It's birthday today. Can you wish her a happy birthday?
You're doing business with you
That was a good business transaction.
What was that guy's name I killed you?
I don't know.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
Did he say the daughter's name because I actually like to give a proper happy birthday?
I was going to do a jack happy birthday because I don't think I heard the name.
Happy birthday!
Oh, bitch, where'd you go through the magical activities?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, oh.
Oh, Mr. Fon, do you want me to give you some one good man, good a man?
Oh, and Mr. Chuchuchu,
do you want me to give you some one good man, good a man?
And Mr. Havoc, do you want me to give you some one good man, good a man?
Thank you, my boys. Please, thank you, my boys.
I
Dillon Dennis paid $50 more dollars and said if this gets 20k replies I'll bless someone with 20k cash
Peanut doesn't give back. I do you tell you what gives back is that ass when Logan Paul slaps it because here's butt slot
Jesus Christ put on his tombstone
He lost the Logan Paul. That's the only day you will be remembered for Bonnie. Fuck yourself
Mm-hmm
Is that a cat behind you with your cat where oh, yeah, this is this is coach. He's got
Okay, coachy. Well this time. What if we try not dying we think I get back in there. Did you hear yet?
Well welcome in did you welcome?
Hello, hello
We have to go back to light house that cool
You want your kit that I got from you yesterday?
No!
Oh.
No!
Ridiculous question.
Ridiculous guy, so maybe.
No wait, hold up.
What gun did I have?
Sure.
Was it cool?
It was this M4.
I can put a silencer on it if I want to.
Oh take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
Okay, the only thing though is I do not have an extra ammo for you.
Max are full. I just don't have extra animal. Oh, that's fine. Okay. I'll be smitten. Oh, I got it
big boss
You're welcome. It's boss
All right. Do we is it well so ready to bring?
Um, I have your rig your helmet your contacts your bag your oh, thanks boss. I'm going to go. Let's run
I
Way don't believe Dylan dad. It's not getting anyone 20k cats. They would sell his mother for a quarter
What is this whole time he's really just taking out loans to donate to get
Tension from you. I honestly the eyes and this is five this I honestly works. I everybody here knows who he is
I don't know if that translated anything else, but it works in that sense.
Wait, let me get my chip, let me get my chip, here you go, boss, there you go.
Thank you.
No, wait, your M4 is like posted, wait, let me get a new...
Oh
Thanks, Mr. G. Thank you, Shiggy
You honestly yeah, honestly other than this stream, I don't think anyone here's about Dylan Dennis doing doing nothing
I think the last thing anyone heard about Dylan Dennis is that after some
Taekwondo fight
Or whatever the fuck he was doing that day. He jumped into the crowd and hit like five innocent people
I've done something allegedly I want to get sued allegedly I'm something what did you do again?
What's the last year? He did I remember he got I remember he got out of the ring and then he went and like
Allegedly punched a guy. I'm gonna use the word allegedly a lot here because I'm gonna get sued by doing this
um
Uh, what's it again? He punched an old man allegedly
Yeah, I've only died like once in a while.
Last raid, I think.
Yeah, okay.
And then you just left the gear there,
that was so selfish of you.
I couldn't get it, on my screen, it was so deep.
Yeah, okay.
I swear.
Yo, I'll ask you, the hand was just hanging out of there.
You could've just gotten easy.
My boy, we marked the helicopter,
we killed everyone in the water and sheave it,
And then we leave!
Let's ride!
This is a terrible spot and you're stuck to fall in the water.
Oh, yeah, we gotta get to your level ground.
Yeah.
Maybe go behind this.
Yeah, right here.
Oh, we'll see us here.
I see some disguise.
Coach, where'd you go?
Make sure you put it on, um, the lotto.
I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna watch.
Oh, see, where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
I need to help.
I'm allergic to morphine.
I can't believe you're so insensitive, Gigi!
I will lurk it! I will lurk it!
Oh, thank you.
I was just about to tell you that I'm allergic to EGT somehow.
Yes, yes.
I know.
I am unhappy with the results of my allergies.
Hoping they can put something in the store like a re-roll of something.
I still haven't found my third allergy.
Did you just want to sign with me, you guys?
No.
was it? Yeah. So what did you
say? That wasn't me. That
that that shot was not me. The
first one was the first one
was the second one wasn't.
That was diggy. Oh wait, where
are you? I've pushed up on the
far right side, the left side,
but I'm coming to you guys.
We're coming down. We're coming
down. And folks, I thought I
planned for John. Oh, I'm a
bear by the way oh oh yeah yeah we have to go to the right side we go by the
left side easy not with a bear I got this one stay back I will end this fool
no the guy in the left herp is not up by the way so someone killed it already
me. We can we can definitely go for it. You see there's someone
tells it. What about the guy on the first one? The very
front. The guy the guy in the far left. He's not there. He's
not there. He's not there. But he's in front of me. Is that you
on the bus to my left, Genji? I was on the bus. Yeah. I
mean, I mean, right. Sorry. That's right. Yeah, that was
me. I don't know where that one guy is. Who's where are
you at? I'm springing up to where you got sniped in the
fucking head
Oh my gosh, we're there. They're there. We're so dead. We're so dead. Oh my god
Take this and we'll keep you safe. I cut them off and tear it. I cut them off and tear it. I was shooting you
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
I cut them off and tear it.
Yeah, yeah. Where's your prank? Where's your prank?
Where's your prank? Where's your prank?
Did you get the guy in the gun?
Yeah, I saw him freaked out about the left guy missing here
He's probably down below then he never existed
The guys off the turret as well, there's blood behind them. You see that I
Mean someone sank them off from the trajectory where I'm looking you see over there
Which one's going right side?
Careful, careful, I don't know where this guy is.
Watch out, watch out.
He'll be shot, watch out.
Hang on.
To the right.
It was a rogue, I killed him.
That's probably the guy on the far left turret.
I'm gonna take out the guy on the back one of that. Oh that who's he do you the automatic grenade launcher come on?
Yeah, oh, I switch. We're talking for us
On the other building on this building on this building. I could be inside as well
Yeah, I know what's on the gunner
Okay, what's on that one?
Now you guys just other move yelling. Oh, don't you think?
I heard they were on the roof and I heard they were on the roof!
be inside. I don't know what he was in. And then I was out of
the piece of it in there. It doesn't get shot once. I just built
different. I just built everybody. I did the coming packs
of two or three. I got two. It'd be two to three.
Hmm. As long as close he's dead first, that's how it'd
be. I'm good. Wait, who had to survive this? He does.
he does I had to put the thing on the helicopter and he got there the cop there
let's go I want to do scab anyway but I'll have them I believe you next to
which one oh I should see you anyone on the back building to take the ability
across I'm not seein nobody so easy to
break rod okay
I said up either I'm sure about the
helicopter did you get folksy stuff
I think you mean my stuff.
Yes, yes, I did.
Okay.
I'm going to the helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
All of you boys follow me.
Listen to the seagulls purr.
Oh, what a beautiful day it is.
What a beautiful day it is.
How can you be mad on a day like today, you know what I mean?
I really don't like how you're talking like that because like there's always bad things
that happen after that.
Nah!
Eeeeeee!
You're talking crazy!
Yeah, actually I have a few questions for you.
Oh, was she the helicopter?
Helicopter you're not on top of the warehouse right here. Are you know I want the helicopter helicopter?
Hey, you have to be careful because they will shoot down. I'm gonna go up above and try to kill this one
We don't need to there's no way anywhere. I
Killed him. Oh good work
I'm heading on out
All of me get follow me boys. I
Think it's all I gotta do here
Well, let's go ahead and scoodoo-troll.
Scoodoo-troll and scoodaddle.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, my goodness, this is where those seagulls purr.
What a beautiful day.
Ah, enchanting, even.
What are you soosty at?
Oh, is he behind something that is hitting?
Well, where do you see a rug?
He's on the opposite side of us at, um, warehouse.
Oh, fuck him! We're all good. He gave us you over here.
I need to go two more.
Hey, hold on, wait. Am I on a roadkilling quest?
are you I was you finished it for me oh do I need one more marker crap um well
either data pump doozy oh that's way we're not we need to go to the show I
got my god well I know I gotta get these forms over here these papers okay
Yeah, that's where house one and follow me. Yeah, what?
Yeah, you are tonight. No, that's tomorrow. Oh, I've been on scene two hours early
To a little people got a little something some got it
We're head on over y'all dead. Mm-hmm
How so hard I blew my left testicle out a good dirge a legend hideouts. That's why there's so many cheaters in apex
over there goofing around blowing your testicles or whatever blowing on blowing on your testicles or whatever you're doing
nice with cheese and apex
over there goofing around blowing blowing your testicles blown or whatever you said
that's why there's so many cheese and apex
Hmm.
Recruiting and sent.
Dear Mr. Peanuts, can you wish my lovely girlfriend, Mary, a happy birthday?
We love you.
Oh, this is actually just a cameo service now.
Holy crap.
Oh, I'm gonna see Mary!
Hope it's weird to go head full of magical activities, guys.
I swear to God, I swear to God!
We have at least 50% TNGs that are not cameo services.
50%, 50% we are at like 90% cameo right now.
What's going on?
Are you running on the outside?
No, I'm not running on the outside.
Is that towards train?
Oh, people, what for birthday though?
Someone's over there.
What's going on?
Someone's on the train side of our building.
Oh.
Let's go kill him.
Yes, we'll take it.
We'll just fire.
We'll leave you 100% on the side.
Okay, real play, real play, real play, real play.
Take it!
You save me, you save me.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Okay.
We got you, we got you.
Get it, guys!
We're fucking dead!
Take it!
We see him.
He's got the road shell?
I'm down the road, on the right of you.
Is he like behind me or in front of me?
I'm behind.
Where's this guy at? Is he already past the fence?
Is he already past the fence?
Maybe.
Peep it up, peep it.
Lock it.
I'm inside the train yard.
I'm going to go hold on.
I'm going to go hold on northern exit.
If you can't leave.
Go, go, go!
I've got northern exit blocked out.
You cannot leave.
Okay.
Find him.
We, we should get leave.
Well, we always leave it.
No!
What?
God, bastard!
I saw it with my own eyes.
He vanished from there.
Oh my God.
You know how to get past my defensess, him.
She's a lucim.
He's a lucim.
I can't believe you.
I didn't see nothing.
Nobody's got nothing.
You somehow got past my defensess.
I mean, it's a skedaddle.
Some fatass right before my bare eyes.
Oh my goodness.
A witch.
Warlock.
Never done warlock.
He knew we were coming.
100%, 150%.
Nice try to burn the hair deck.
All right, make sure to,
oh, that was a nice, peaceful rain.
Every now and then, you have a little walkthrough.
a little walkthrough on a sunny beach the seagulls are chirping you're talking
about mm-hmm very peaceful very first-ever nutsack boss a good dirge
relations
oh mr. war daddy but what's the reason why good man good a man oh and holy
I put a super chowl, a minister, a war daddy, my man!
Good lad, you do good lad, don't you worry, Mr. War Daddy.
I signed him his promise to spit all on silly juice, all of it.
It will all be in prison 100% for silly juice, right here on the stream.
Don't you worry, Mr. War Daddy, don't you worry, big man.
I will not let you down.
Think of Mr. War Daddy, brother.
Geez you my boy, that fucking bastard, you do that to that brother, that is bastard my boy.
Please you my boy, please you my boy, this is a very kind of big man.
Oh, excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Now hopefully we should go stuff with the scavenger raid.
Mmm, are we going to Icebreaker?
I'm down.
Yo, let's do it!
A little bit of mula, a little bit of cassola.
I've been wanting to go but no one else has it unlocked and I don't really, I don't know
if they've changed anything so I don't want to go by my style.
No you can bring other people in to do it.
You bought 10 to tap me today.
Wait what?
He's stupid, he would never have it unlocked.
He had a couple of goodies, he said a simple one, that was some thirsty work, some
thirsty work.
You talked to Bonnie first, you got done?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Let me get a couple goodies here just sip of water and a couple fish
Couple fish
I actually completed a few quests there
Oh good work Miss Piggy, good work
Yeah thank you
You can't go ice-breaking without Mr. Cozzee
Is he a streamman? Is he almost done with that rain?
Let's see
He was coaching Stephen.
He is not streaming.
Oh no.
But he's not even in the group with us.
Because he went scabbing.
No, because he's scabbing there when I'm stupid.
Yeah, how do we get him?
How do we wake him up?
How do we wake him up for a summer?
Hmm.
Colin?
Hey, Coachy.
He's going to complain about the seal segment.
Oh, welcome back, Coachy.
Welcome back. We were actually thinking about going to icebreaker for one singular stack of an 8-5 m a 1
You know, yeah, that's all you do that spot is not worth it. That's right
I don't know you guys fuck that
You're going with us. You're going with us
You're going with us boss. You're going with us. No if it's a bunch. No if it's much hop in you, mr.
Cosy. I'm not playing that fucking map. Yes, you are
I
Thought we're safe. It is if you're not blind you can find really good stuff everywhere
Thank you. I don't need any loot. I'm just going to get my quest done
This is how you take any loot boom that increases loot by 33% for you
What about now fuck a row what about now
Yeah, it's pretty good deal me boys guys. I'm pretty good fucking 1.5 melody and oh, it's not are you just making random shit up
It's toward how much is 2,500 euros?
250 euros that's
547
So it's 1.2 1.2 would you get immediately a part one again?
Hey, I thought you could wait. How's it that much? Isn't it like 400 to go?
It's so hot. I
Don't think changed it back to 100. They do between yesterday and today. I just did it today. That's how much
Well, okay, but hold on wait guys guys. I'm telling you cozy cozy the boss gives you like
5,000 us like 7,000 euros that pays for it easily just right there. This is his pocket
That's the good anything else in the zip
You get a ton of money to tonic ass. Let's get it much. I really gonna be able to kill boiler was three
Yeah, we're fine. We're the best ever
Why wouldn't we be?
I think so sometimes.
I think so sometimes we get a couple of smokes
just in case the locals get a little fish here there.
There's no wonder what do I get to that?
My ship's dead!
My ship's only to me to what I need shit!
My man, my man!
You devious dog, you devious dog, Mr. Warden, you devious dog.
Thank you, my boy, seriously, brother.
I hope you know what that means to me, big man.
I hope you do.
I hope you know what that means.
But that is way too massive.
Just remind you, Mr. Warden, that the show is free.
You do not even do that, big man.
You do not even do that.
Thank you, though, brother.
I hope you know what that means to me, brother.
He's just walking the street
with a buggy legs like that, big man.
He's a worthy brother.
Marble for sure, marble for sure.
100% off the hogs 479 100% marble for sore marble for sore. We're not talking courts are granted
We're talking marble. We're talking marble. That's a that's a certified marble situation a CMS
certified marble situation
My boys guys you guys ready to rubble
You're a rebel
Are you sure boss?
Are you sure?
You know, wait, I got wait, I gotta make it a little bit space so I can get this cool backpack
The PSU's are going for a hundred thousand dollars. You see that?
Your power cords are like 90
What's going on? Is somebody building like a like a Bitcoin farm?
Probably
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Relays are like 200k, it's fucking insane.
The relays are going crazy right now.
Hold on, the more sides got to get a couple of goodies,
so I'm trying to make enough room to get that black division
back for you.
Tell me about the huge one.
You get all the tasty, juicy loot.
What's that?
Don't you run, frequency!
I'm gonna work on it my fault you work on it. It's a real problem, buddy. It's a real problems that's it
they got their bed.
mandatory talk inspection.
Ready?
You know what I mean? I still have enough room for this.
Bang.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous. Hold on.
I'm so close to being funny. I promise.
I swear.
Oh, my goodness. This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous. Wait, hold on. Wait, I have my bill.
Get it right out.
There! Got it!
He's deleted a bit of two backpacks just to be fast!
Now we ride!
We'll release the Clogsteed files!
The Clogsteed files!
Hold on! Hold on!
Hold on!
Oh wait, oh god, did she
You ain't getting out of this, bud.
We're going to ice breaking, we're going to have a fun time.
We have a fun time on the ice breaker, that's an order.
Oh, have you court marshaled?
Who have you court marshaled if I see a frown on your face?
Oh, she just misses Garrett leave Malone.
Oh my goodness.
What you and Garrett said, Mr. Cloak, she, oh, many have tried love.
Many have tried love.
Few have achieved you and Garrett's love.
Oh my goodness.
Why are you keep denying it?
John literally told me he was Garrett.
John was also 12 through the range of 10.
Imagine having sex with John.
Do you bring like a model train set so he's keeps interest?
So let's ride!
You guys ready for a great raid?
Ready for a great raid?
I, uh, I DM John.
John said that folks can bring some lots of, uh, toy airplanes.
Good.
I'm a super guy here.
Don't worry, Peter.
You don't have to do speech at my next, at my wedding in October anymore.
You said you would.
Did I say that, guys?
I do remember that oh sure
really I don't have to anymore I canceled that shit she was too jealous of my kid
hanging out with me what hold on wait a second
I think you got some stuff there she's got some that's in my stuff there
Lucy, who's that me? What is that? Can you analyze for me?
Who's that mean?
Seems like she wanted to spend time with him, but he wants to spend time with you
I've never heard of that situation. I that's I'm not sure out of what's that
You're probably dodger a fucking bullet with that one. Yeah, I see that that yeah, you put yeah
Pick your crown up, gang! Pick your crown up!
It probably dodged your fuckin' bullet.
Actually, not even a bullet, like a fuckin' bazooka with that.
Stop hanging out with your kid.
Asshole.
Stop it.
Hold that.
Will you die, you cuckoo shi-
Oh my god, he's one shot, he's one, he's one, he's one, he's one, he's one, he's one.
Final...
Got him!
Gotcha.
What the hell did he come from?
He was crouching in the bush.
What the hell is he doing?
He is a PPSH.
Jesus Christ.
And Cluck, the other side of him.
He was crouching in a fucking bush, man.
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
I'll give you some offline lessons.
Where did he even spawn?
I don't know.
Hmm
He you're like 1000 subs away on YouTube from two million subs
It was 200 away yesterday
Wait, hold on we're going in reverse wait hold on wait. I'm followed
Peanut my best friend Joel is one of the strongest guys I know but feel like he could use a motivational speech
You go, Joel, Joel, you're built like a brick shithouse.
Keep grinding, you absolute menace.
Yeah, you tell him, Mr. Frog.
You tell him, Mr. Frog.
Whatever I'm feeling that I have, Mr. Frog, pick me up.
Mr. Frog is a great man, a great man.
Every, every couple of weeks, he gets really very, very
intense conversations, AI conversations
about fingering my butthole.
You can't laugh at us.
But other than that, he's very motivational.
Hope that helps me, Mr. Joel, hope that helps me.
Oh, God, it's me, Mr. Joel.
God, it's me.
I can't believe I was just sitting in the fucking bush there, like.
Don't get him, Mr. Joel.
Wow!
Where are you guys at?
You guys leave me?
What?
My god man.
Who's your teammate?
I fucking hate this map.
You dead?
No.
I'm at float seat.
I just want to, I just want to
just be able to just load into the fucking map.
What do you guys have better stamina than me?
We're cool.
Hey.
Which is the stamina thing?
What are you doing?
You just stamina stuff?
I
Chose like every movement thing I could
I'm at the pier
You guys at
Getting there. I guess now the fascist fuck boy
These ways what on the beat what I think it hold on
OHHHHHH!
Oh my gosh, you know...
OHHHHHH!
Did you kill him?
Fucking slam!
I KILLED HIM!
Almost.
Too easy, too easy!
Give the buggy rich, hallow rich bad.
That was insane. I watched that whole thing.
You saw it? You saw it? You saw it?
Oh, oh, oh.
Whoa!
Did you guys come it up?
Yeah.
Oh, what do you see?
What do you see?
Whoa.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I feel alive!
I feel alive!
Bro.
Get over this.
Oh.
Honestly, I was gonna say let's X-ray
come back next raid but these guys are kind of poor
they only have lights
you're gonna run in AKs on that? there's one in AKs? kind of crazy
you wish you got a silly wacky with heepy ammo
heeey
wait here's the biggest backpack
Yeah, I did that. He did. He did it.
All right, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Mmm
I might just drop this top for loot on the thing. Those guys were poor. Those guys were poor and ugly.
I 700k. We don't, I'll leave the 700k actually just take him till you go, right?
No, it doesn't.
That would be even funnier, but I don't think they all have seven out of game boys. Oh, she's just a positive crap
Damn it. Oh my god
What do you do? I show my shit deposit my two how much my two headsets would have been a perfect fit for that swear I didn't
Stop no big deal guys doing too long for how much we get that anytime we get that anytime
Mmm
My wife maybe go watch you on the iPad because she said you're fat and sticky
Everybody kind of everybody kind of easy at all
Drop that trust me at least you get some get more room for the real goop. Yeah, I'm just gonna ride the ramp
I'm just gonna ride the ramp
Mm-hmm. She got no more room in hell too. Have you guys heard about that normal room in hell too?
Yeah, I saw a video on that
I've never heard of it. He's like zombies
A bunch of spooky stuff like ghosts and zombies and ghouls come on
Wow
It's what
Take a little peep take a little peep perhaps no room in hell no more room in hell too. Yeah, no more
I feel like they can have changed the name a little bit.
That's not really that catchy, but,
mm, no more room in hell, too.
I forget two-year-old games.
Why is there no more room in hell?
Is there like a waiting list?
Did the world's little black devices
that can give you a little buzz whenever they're ready?
All these answers.
All these questions will be answered.
Mm.
I did this over there and instantly fucking.
Um
Guy to the people down below
We both like guys has that I only happens once per hour
So I have not seen it one time
There's there been something that comes up at the top my right of my ski once every hour that says that talks about the eSports voting
Is that it has been it works? Oh my god. Okay. I've not seen one time right?
Where these boys these boys these boys
Hmm
Not today. No, what am I gonna just fold up? Well, it only happens once proud. So it only would have happened
Could just down here. I've been shooting for eight hours
Yeah, it would have happened only eight times today
Hmm, this life do what there's a thing out here to jump in the base
It's a way it should be the top of my speed you ever see it
It comes up the top of my speed and touch see don't I go
like that and then it says vote wait what the fuck that better oh really no
wait wait I see a couple people see it okay maybe I'll do it like oh it's like
30 minutes right stand back I were out of these fools
no no no nice not dead stand back fools there's two three in the back room
watch me work watch me name a let's be work work watch me maybe oh shit
I
Know what another one in the back room
I got it what
Hey, what are you sure?
Another one dead work okay work
I
Know
Did you see that coach that would be a team player?
I work on it. Hey, you better
You better. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for stepping up and taking charge
Yep, this type of crisis
anytime
They're going my hero
What's she going?
the hell
I'm not sure if it's the Chinese water or the Chinese water.
Oh, it's on the stairs.
Oh, jeez, you're being patient.
One Chinese.
Oh, yeah.
What are you watching?
I'm watching.
It went downstairs.
Little subsum
She was good
I'm not see any really good goodies here boys
I thought I did.
You don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if a goober does.
That's what he's called it.
Little shum-sum, little shum-sum.
You know how it is, Mr. Coachy.
Think about buying a yacht after this, right?
500 feet.
I can't believe it.
500 feet I'm going to name it the Titanic and that's what's your unsinkable ship
do you need to go downstairs already I'm downstairs no no you're not I'm gonna
kill you downstairs right here but stand back mr. Colts he's stand back I
will handle these foods watch this
I
Got a sigma using give a dart or a hat
Yeah, that's it. It's fast empty or airframe better.
I don't know. I think both just as good. I'd say.
Look at the Chinese water.
Fuck yeah.
He's packing a couple of bags, boys. Nothing to be worried about.
He's going to finish up all these guys here in just one moment.
Don't you worry.
We'll eat peanut blue.
Hmmmm.
Oh, look at that crate with a guy.
Yeah, push down the last room.
Locked.
Oh, shit, funny thing.
Funny sound
This room's clear who's the last room?
Yeah, I would drink your water
Wait everyone's dead. We're all clear. We're all clear guys
Do it work teeth. Do it work
Got his Gio on his AKM fuck
Hmm
Have to couple goodies for kids
Hey, here's gls
What way is gl ammo to?
Yeah, he is bug 25 four of them in his inventory with it gl
What if we take that then sure at the back right door the engine room?
I don't know that work. I don't know would that work
Might work
Right you guys don't see me in the kitchen
In the kitchen
It's the GL
Shut back out of there
This guy is a spear
Oh very nice
I need some more on
Oh god I got the hiccups
Oh no
Oh god
the uh if you want to try it it's on the other guy should we try that we will that work guys i know
these guys died at once the outside oh that'll work i have no oh that was without work yes no thanks guys
i mean whether that does in fact work
you give it a little peep do we just launch up well i see that's why not a good idea because
because then we won't know how many killed for sure.
I mean, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're trouble, boys?
Uh-uh.
That's right, peanut, you're a genius.
Well, guys, I don't know if I'm a genius
just for saying that.
No, really, peanut, we would have to count the guys
and be safer not to use them even if it weren't.
You're a genius, peanut.
Well, guys, again, I don't know about genius,
but I do do some thinking in my lifetime.
No, Peter, really, it takes a real intellectual to come up with what you just said.
Oh, guys, I mean, you flatter me, but in reality, I'm just speaking outside the box and trying to help the team.
No, Peter, for real, I don't know what we do without you. Really, you're a cool guy.
But, you know, well, you know, I really do appreciate you guys seeing that. It is the truth, but, you know, there's really no purpose in saying it. Everybody doesn't...
Well, you know, oh, wait, I got the key. I got the key.
This is kind of sad. Oh, okay.
You got you can't come in only cool guys come inside
like who guys
Only cool guys coming in it. He says he wants to do this fast
We're doing it fast here 41 minutes left
You're the smartest p.m. He takes boss
Glows high mother fucker. I'm right next to you. Oh
JT
Lock and load lock and load
I only cool guys let it eat peanut I should grab that Geo
Sorry, buddy. Sorry about the only cool guys.
Only cool guys in this area.
Oh.
A little bit of... right there.
A little bit.
Put that there, put that there, put that there.
There's no way you just sat here waiting for this
Wisdom break wisdom break
Like my game are there's gonna be any of it here
Are we gonna have one person?
I'll say I'll say a pop only you guys do it. I
Don't know how to do it from the inside though. I got stand back boys. I know all the hooligans. Oh
Oh
There's ready. Oh, no, no, no, no
Would you like to come down here boss? I don't have a lot of ammo. I have 20 35 bullets
Yeah, I only have three mags left and no action. Oh, you know what you would never do right green your most sense
Oh god, I found a skull. They they come up from my brain left or reaction. I do fucking fun. I got curious I
Picked it up
It's that one, the floor, second from the height.
Yeah.
Hey!
These don't kill my family, crazy person!
I would really appreciate it!
Thank you!
I'm gonna spray off into the second leg.
I don't know what that means.
Probably reset.
You ready, boss?
Yeah, I'm not down there.
You're the only one down there.
There's probably like a moose or something by the way, I don't have the ammo for it
Ready yeah, okay here we go prepare yourselves
Got one
Nice
That other one I mean you killed one's on the height
One's that it's one's that up top that hurt. Yeah
What's pretty left side somewhere P?
I think they're last two on left side you're gonna have to kill him. Oh nice.
Oh my god. I'm good. I killed two, Jinji killed two.
One top right, I can't get him. I see him top right.
I can't see.
Can't see.
Second, yeah.
He's, uh, bottom floor, bottom floor, head.
Got it, got it, got it. One more.
One more. One more.
I think he's on my side.
Yeah, last guy's left side somewhere.
Okay, are you top floor or left side?
No, he has to be.
Top floor, top floor.
On height, on height.
He's on second. He's moving.
He's moving.
First.
You heard that but I didn't kill him.
Nice. One more, one more.
Are you winning boss?
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
Yeah, they fucking tank.
Is that all for sure?
I mean, I just sprinted out like a fucking psycho.
We actually kinda ate for sure.
I don't know if we should be so brash with this.
Nah, nah, we killed.
We double check the rooms
Wait, I'm gonna talk it's one more one one peanut one more in that room somewhere
In like the back room when we go to the next one. Yes in the back rooms. Yep. I'm gonna ammo
He's one more up in something
He you know where he spawns right? Yeah, I know where he is. I just do a little bit of light. He's floating
just go kill him it fine just do it I taste for looting you guys are still my
crap I will go kill us all right stand back it should be a top horn
Watch this bitches
We are no we so brave I think he's on the top floor
God oh wait wait. Oh, that's you holy fuck
He's close up. Oh
My god, he just tanked. He just tanked. He's dead. No, he's alive
Oh
You're so lucky I fucking whiffed on you by the way
Well, I saw you I saw you holding s and I'm like okay. There's not gonna be a player holding s
You didn't tell me you ran out. What's was it? Thank you. Oh, thank you. Go see for sucking
No, you didn't tell me you ran out. You psycho path
Oh
No, you just you just said I see him I see him and then you started moaning
What am I supposed to know what you moaning me?
This is just my situation it was very sexual you know, I'm sick of you. It's very simple. It was a very sexual situation
I was I don't know if I wanted to kill her for come
I
Time to look all these guys to be empty. I'm gonna be empty. Oh, it's got to seem to have any on it
No, these are all like the P90s and shit
The P90s 90 as well. Yeah, this is two UMPs and one HK
I got the one HK if you want to fuck want it. I do need some extra ammo. Yo, I was I'm gonna kill the next guys
guys. Yeah, this guy has an EP5. What the hell? Yeah, this is what happened to us yesterday.
It was like fucking just these guys. I'm going in. Okay. I don't have a gas mask as you
down I'm not joking I don't think I saw a gas mask yeah I didn't see a gas mask
check these guys a gas mask a gas mask you just talking shit at me you just
talking shit at me all right okay okay guys all right okay guys I yeah I'm
Yeah, I'm looking for gas masks and no gas masks.
Can you see this? It's not even one. I don't even know what to do with this.
But not a single gas mask.
No, no. Let me see all these guys.
Nothing.
I don't know what to do with these boys.
I mean, where do you have to scan?
Oh, we switch that gas that is to where it's out and then we and then we go we just like push it real hard
Come on
Oh, did you already got it?
What I think you were looking at the code on the door where did you go to go to the code door?
Oh
Guys you guys both check the code or there's a GPU sitting on the code
And you have a gas mask
We are going to kill these guys lickety-split
I'm gonna kill them all in one thoughts with one bag without even be loaded and then and then it's true
They're double down there guys back
right this is how did you know we're quite the pickle
we just need it no no no that's give a stirred up like a beehive like you can
calm we keep them nice and calm I can use some water we did it safe to drink
Chinese water or will zeezy ping on my credit score fuck yeah I know I'm allergic
to that I'm sure you drink 30 Chinese water I still don't know what I'm learning
to oh I'm fine but I'd stand back no no my luck
Continue like SJ6
They're gonna do another one
Two down
Three down, two left
Nice
Oh shit
I gotta go down cause of the gas
Last one, I'm going for the last one
I
Got all dead
Good work boys
Benefits as you say oh
Yes, of course, what's the fruits of our labor?
MCX like I
I got what is it kind of ass if I go if I go and clear the rest of the guys
Will you split some of them and with me? I mean there's no good ammo right?
There's mc. What was ammo MCX MCX is your back over there? I saw a guy with five or six
All right, is it yeah m4 m4 and mcx here?
You got you got that stuff
They're gas masks here. Yeah, I got a gas mask. I think there's only one
One in five probably some crazy like that
Probably a weapon the next guys
You want too much oh tingle oh tingle oh tingle these guys aren't playing around boys
He dropped my backpack.
He died!
Oh, I thought this was my backpack. Sorry.
Mistakes happen, Mr. Colesy. Mistakes happen.
Mistakes happen. Right?
Could have happened to anyone.
Yeah. I think she's come down
here. Um, you have a grenade.
Yeah, I have needs. When someone
down there, so I give I get down
there. Surely. They see me if I
lean over. Oh my goodness. We
We even got their staff. We even did it. We did it. We did this day. I grenade it. We did oh
Any good you hear this a stampede about
thousand you hear this yeah
That sounds kind of insane
Without other
Oh there, under you P.
Yeah, then under you.
Swim under, we give up.
Got him dead. Oh my God!
He dead.
Oh my God!
Woo!
Oh my God, what is it?
You don't sound too fine.
Ah, bud!
Oh
I don't know where I got top
He's laid out
All right, yeah, okay, so yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and
No, thank you. No, thanks. I choose life. I choose to be alive
dead
Fuck you die cozy
He said eat my butt eat my butt
Don't wanna go down there walk
I wouldn't need do you have to see if anyone's cause
I
Level five please you give it a little five plate
No, you guys are poor oh
Wait, these guys only have a little four you guys are all poor. Oh, they do only have little four
Have you resistance?
I'm good to go. I've fixed my plate and I'm heading back down. Come and see what's
Oh
I was out of ammo meets without ammo you got off those guys
He's not looted
And I'm for oh, oh, thanks boys. It was something something
Hey
All right, well I'm gonna go down and probably die so
Couple more couple more
hmm take this too take $40,000 I'm looking down the coachy how were you
left a fuck god good good I want to be live anyways I read 25 minutes you know
get moving boys we get moving it's taking too long
a couple of them were the pushing pushing oh they're in back
we see faster we see yeah I just have no arms Sam man like how much running
out of same with an extra weapon on my back I killed one but close oh wait is
Did you see if you go down that ramp?
Yeah, I've been down the ramp.
What you got there again?
What you got there again on the corner.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How's that?
Careful, scabery, careful, scabery.
Careful, scabery, careful, scabery, careful, scabery.
Careful, scabery.
Firmly grass-fed.
I have killed him on the right side.
He's behind the box.
He's behind the far box.
Get him guys.
This one has ammo for you.
Get these guys.
Where are they at?
Oh my god.
Shit!
Oh shit!
Jesus Christ.
The locals, I think it's literally Vaskally.
Rest in peace, Dave Sint.
Hey, Patrick, what am I?
Oh, stupid.
No, my villain, Dennis.
No way am I using the original quote.
I don't want to get banned.
Love you good, sir. Fuck you, Danny.
Did the AI just say fuck you, Danny?
One, two, three, four.
Check me out to run those knobs
through some other the chat to be tea-buddy.
One more.
Oh no.
That's a new one.
I think that's a 11.
Do we win? Do we win?
There's a fuck down in the dead ones.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, delicious, delicious.
Oh, delicious.
Delicious, delicious.
I think we did win.
Nice.
Okay. Perfect.
I still need to go rescue the captain or something.
Oh, look. There's even ammo on this guy too.
we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good how many don't cut the
boxes we're on time you guys got all the yeah yeah follow me gake body watch I
feel free to captain or whatever it is I don't do the shit that you did you're
needing the Ouija board and smile on your face bus because that guy is dead
That guy is dead.
I swear to him.
He was so stuck in purgatory.
That's what they're talking about.
It's too fast, it's too fast.
We're pushing in meat territory.
One down.
Two down. Easily. One shot, one kill.
Go trot along.
Oh, shit.
Got him!
Nice.
All three dead, all three dead.
They shot the boss.
I'll put my arm back on. Like you do, like you do.
Stay with fire. Nah!
Eeeeee! These guys are bitches! They ain't gonna do nothing!
They ain't gonna do nothing.
How do you live that?
I'm a fungulator
Now there I'm talking about it one point lay up
Everybody here
Everybody you like taste the light and taste it
You understand a thing you're saying just saying shit at this point
Yeah, I this on the size
fuck yeah there's some people it's a lot more first word yeah second word but
we've you know said that bitch
you guys have tons more age case over here as well actually I see my swap out
with this guy no much much better oh fuck you fuck me fuck yeah I'm just taking
them cx ammo it's good ammo oh yeah but you can buy it like whatever the CBJ you
can buy like a lot of it at a time you can buy a lot of me you buy it finally
I'd rather just take this and you guys can have the other.
That does make sense with the specific scenario.
Alright, I'm planning the bomb.
Stand back!
COTP is going in!
These bitches are going to pay.
Back in the school yard they'd always call me names.
Third leg, tripod, horse cock.
Today they pay! Today they pay!
Lock it in.
Is anyone else to tell ya that?
Ah yeah, your dad, last week.
And when I took him out to a sensual Italian dinner
and then took him home for some nice raw thousand
RARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA
I'm goin' in.
I'm goin' in!
Now, meet!
Now we wait.
Well...
Ah. Hmm. Hmm.
C.O.T. Peanut. Intriguing enemy territory.
C.O.T. Peanut. Smoke out. You copy, Roger.
C.O.T. Peanut. Smoke through SWAT. Proceeding to second throw. C.O.T. Peanut. Copy, Roger.
I'm going to go in there.
She'll TP it.
Bro.
Perfect.
She'll TP it in.
She'll TP it out.
She'll TP it.
Not good enough.
You just have a flare.
I forgot a flare.
I'll throw one more.
I'm wasting points, monks.
No reason.
She'll TP it.
If you get Roger
What dad
I think I'm gonna get it.
Do you bring these folks?
Yes, I did, boss.
Okay, I'm gonna have to wait till I have my folks on these guys.
That kind of fucked it up.
No, babe!
Okay.
Nothing.
I'm about to do something, Bresky.
I'm doing something, Bresky.
to go down.
Let's go down.
Nice.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's read out, read out.
Oh, okay.
Five down.
Two left.
Nice.
Do you want me to throw an eight?
I mean, not an eight.
left. How many spoilers? Oh, dead bam! Nice! Very nice.
It's there, fish. Oh, you're not a bug, you're not a bug, you're not a bug, you're not a bug.
Then stand back, buddy, that's that tear gas. Stopping you from stealing my loot. Stopping
I
Get wedged I go wedge I go wedged I kill them and stuff
Where's wedged at
Wait, what's the SOTR the m5 3a1 was it what did you say to me?
I need to grab the swing. I've got to get my backpack.
Oh no, I need to get my game.
I'll grab that rig.
Go back, go back, go back!
Little shum, shum.
You see your team? Pee that!
You want to get the next five guys?
Or you want me to get the next five guys?
Wait, hold on a minute. I'll go back for his rig.
Shut down one of three
Yeah, the next five guys, but she thinks five guys will be good
Yeah, oh
Like y'all the loot please vultures take it all
They're circling they're circling
Circling
I put it on the gas, that was me, that was me, so you guys couldn't go anywhere else.
I have gas, I have gas.
Fuck you guys.
You guys die.
I
Shum-shum
It'll show job little job job
I can't ask questions because of these vultures.
We'll take it all.
Oh, there it is.
Give me that.
Yes.
We should a little bit of water.
Little bit of water.
I'm not here for a little bit of a game, there's a lot of loot there, a lot of loot there, grab a loot, we're just scrounging up, let's grab a loot.
leave basically I grabbed one thing of ammo from one of the guys
I mean, if you guys are going to be doing most of the killin', then...
You got the key, right?
I just want to make sure we're not leaving it.
The key?
Yeah, to go up to where the captain is.
Don't leave her there's not a key you never get me.
he was I go up before now no it's very dangerous out there don't go there actually
and she's whoa whoa whoa whoa am I going to die if I go up there's no big boy that was a piece of air
like a fleck of dust it was no big boys you cannot trick me I think the other
guys are like way upstairs like you have to go outside for them
Okay, I'm on the third floor. Can I go up another floor in my bed? No, it's always go back outside again. You're fine
This is me
You're here all the loose already my body don't even try
And I'm the guard all the rooms around us
You know what you know what you're good sport
I'm gonna give you the cards the cards you can do to all the rooms. All right. No, I'm good
I'm good. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do you know you didn't know you did a lot you go
Go ahead listen. I don't kill the next guys anyways. You take this card and you see his rooms right here
Yeah
So some of them won't work these what oh you found a damn car. Oh, you know, I'm gonna take it back as you're so stupid
I go to these things and see if they if they work
But this would wait six or worse you want to try it right here, and then you just on the whole floor right here the whole floor below
I'm gonna go the next guys. I'll give one more smoke though
I have a quest over here because it's always five right I know that's quite every time
but I think it's always five minutes Rodney's final voice I will guys there's nothing in
this room yeah those rooms are kind of poop but it's like cataclysm just keep looking
He's got some on top of it, I'm doing it.
Good night, Minutes.
Make it eight.
I'm a professional.
I'm moving the last guys.
You need smokes?
I got one. It's all a bunch of other needs.
That's all a group of needs, Miss Genji.
Okay.
You're talking to a little abroad James.
I'll be back
You see you peanut smoke out copy Roger
That one too far
You ready right now, yeah, I'm not anymore
You keep it if it's really any territory
Oh, they're all upstairs you gotta get me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
You doubt he what I didn't die
Right now for that
Now we have a kid how many of the kids oh god
I see one down there I'm hurt I'm hurt I'm hurt bad
Oh God smokes God smokes God oh he's gonna kill me oh God oh God don't be all
God tell my mom I'm school tell my mom I'm school go see you to promise me tell
my mom I'm school yeah I promise me promise me should I come up no it's
It's too late for me! It's too late! He's gonna be boxed in!
He's gonna be boxed in close to you! Tell my mom!
Tell my mom I was kind of cool!
I thought you were kind of cool.
Tell my mom this is kind of funny too!
Please.
God, I fucking got him!
Who do you think you are? I am!
Thanks.
Okay, we have seven minutes.
We're at the Univerity Center.
I'm not looting any of your kills, I just need to find a captain for him.
What was the code again to go upstairs?
Is there one more way?
Hold on.
How many are dead right here?
Oh, he's actually...
Oh, wait, hold on.
That's me.
Oh, no.
Okay, we're good.
Everybody's dead.
There's no way to be in the gym.
We have to go all the way up top.
Make sure to get these stems, okay?
What stems?
Stems, I mean.
I have no legs.
Is there a stem that sticks to that?
I don't remember this code.
You understand the picture that I don't remember this code you want to do to do
You know she can I bought a CMS cam isn't what
CMS kit. Yeah
I have no legs three one two to two zero zero
I don't have there's only two on that
I
Probably switched
Okay
Oh my gosh, did we get the things the blowtorch? I got I got no legs to do that. I am
Are we gonna be able to make this?
We'll be fine, we'll be fine guys.
Come on, you guys are gonna be fine.
I'm level 20, I fucking run like a snail.
Listen buddy, Tim the Dap Man made this earlier.
You'll be fine.
Alright, okay.
I've seen miracles.
I've seen miracles, buddy.
I saw Tim the Dap Man get out of his gamer chair
without two nurse helpers I've seen things you wouldn't believe things you
would literally think are impossible
I follow me dang
follow me boy follow me
no way you don't I'm serious I saw it
wait I forget the torch oh see it's my backpack oh god oh god okay now I'm a little worried
now I'm a little worried now I'm a little worried wait now I'm a little worried
hold on now I'm just a tad bit worried I'm just a little worried not not
crazy worried not crazy worried but a little worried just just a little worried
I'm not crazy worried though
I'm coming boys I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
don't you worry hope I'll be just gonna take care of you
I ain't never gonna let anything happen to you baby.
Mr. Cooksy, Mr. Cooksy, you know,
I'll kill you, right?
Yeah, I know, so.
You know, I'll pump the piece every day.
I'm gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and hurt you.
What do I do in here?
Die.
We just have to go see the, that's me.
Oh, sorry.
Die.
I'm gonna need you to.
I'm gonna go see the captain.
I hate cutting it this close.
Don't we need to call the helicopter yet? That might be a problem.
Oh fuck.
Oh, all the loot is mine! All the loot is mine! No! Oh shit! Oh, I forgot about the card crap!
Here, here's the card.
Yes! Yes! Fuck you, Clogsy! Fuck you, Dye!
I don't just need to get this one. Okay, plus done. Nice.
Nice.
W-w-w-w-wait, wait, do you-
Did you just- do you just wanna-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where?
Where, where, where?
Guys, did you make a fine GPU?
No.
Oh, it's a tank!
A tank! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
Oh, my God, that shocked you, guys.
Oh, the tank! We got the tank!
I forgot the min- I forgot the min-
I'm gonna hit the cabin ticket, I'll be right back, okay?
I don't know how to get out of here.
I don't understand-
This way, this way, go-
Closing- Closing- Closing-
She did it! You were the wrong way! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Why are we going this way?
Oh, where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go?
She's fobbing! She's fobbing! She's fobbing!
Oh, God. Why are we going this way? Why are we going this way? Oh, my God.
Come on, go to the corner.
Hey, hey, right down here, right down here.
I was at the office quarters. Followed you. Followed you. Get out of here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Call the helicopter, call the helicopter guys!
We have, we have, we have, we have, we have called the helicopter yet.
We actually might be dead.
What's the number of the loot here, what the hell, there's the number of the loot here.
Guys, I don't know what I'm gonna call, guys, guys, you gotta call the helicopter right
now, oh god.
You gotta call the helicopter right now.
Yeah, I, I realized that.
Oh, we're dead.
Did you get the helicopter?
No.
No?
Guys, you gotta get to the fucking helicopter!
I know.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I get to the fucking helicopter!
I know.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Get to the chopper!
Oh my god, that was all my stamp. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hey, Gigi, how do you get over here? Oh wait, both of them.
You have to... Yeah, you have to...
Oh god! Oh, I've got no legs! I've got no legs!
Go, go, go!
Holy fuck.
No, my legs are gone, please! I literally have no legs!
You're not making it! You're not making it!
I have no heels.
This is a jump up!
Come on guys, one, two, three, two, one, go!
Hurray!
We're safe!
We're safe boys!
We're safe!
Hey, we still survived.
Pretty good boys, pretty good!
not too shabby not too shabby excellent rain boys excellent rain
I got 42k xp oh I killed three people I killed three BFCs when I did that
you vaulted over the thing you mean on the floor line it was two though no no
the first guy that shot oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
incredible oh heavy-clutch oh my boy I wouldn't I'm gonna be able to poop for
weeks I speak to was clenched alright boys that's it for me tonight that's it
for me that's the facts for me tonight I'm hoppin I'll be getting the taste of
juicy burger that was actually good that was probably I got a lot of ammo
Not a lot of money. I got a lot of cash a lot of ammo. It's my satchel is only almost a hundred million dollars
Incruciate list alright. Good night. Good night. Good night. All right boys. I'm getting up
Get now
Hmm
What are Lucy's of only the most
That was bad boys right now
Let me see. Thank you sir. Thank you sir boys. Thank you sir. Yeah, by the way guys
By the way a couple things a couple things
Tomorrow, I got I'm gonna take the pain for the whole rest of the week tomorrow
I'm having on two hours early need
Mr. Cloak see I'm a arc raider stream and just watch the people whatever it's gone
And we're doing that sorry in five p.m. CD and then after I'm hoping to do some party games
I'm hoping I can team together these part of games
I don't know if we make you talk of a party games
I so I so that I said we do party games this week and I've really done any and then on Friday
I'm gonna hop on real early
IDK how people watch your shit. Oh, dude. You're so cool. You see after he asked to enjoy what we enjoy
That's you to yourself when you're looking in the mirror.
Sir, no one cares.
Go back to your shit life.
All right, back to round stand.
On Friday, I'm gonna hop on really early, really early.
And I will, depending on when War Log comes out,
we're gonna play War Logs all day, all day, all day.
And then probably Saturday, we're gonna do the same thing.
Two, that's the plan.
That's the plan, that's the plan.
Have we got that?
Have we got it?
Do we got it?
Okay, good.
Good.
Roger.
Warlocks of War-Dawns.
It's a new video.
You guys are the one that will hype it up.
You pay to pay this.
Pay to pay that.
What are you talking about?
War-Dawns or Warlocks?
War-Dawns.
What are you talking about?
War dogs or war logs?
War dogs!
War logs.
War dogs.
War, war, war, war.
War cocks.
War hogs.
War dogs.
Isn't that a movie name too?
Wait.
No, that's war lord.
No, lord of war.
That movie's a banger.
That movie's a beeh-hee!
That movie's a banger, guys.
Have you seen that?
Lord of War?
Oh, that movie's a banger, guys.
That's a banger movie.
If you haven't watched Lord of War, that's a banger movie.
That's a banger movie.
Um, hmm, hmm.
I just got that Nicholas Cage guy in it.
We're on just also a movie?
God, no, it's not.
He's making that up.
He's making that up, buddy.
Dude, he's making that up.
You're making that up.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night now.
Good night everybody, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good night everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now gang.
Have a good night.
Good night now gang, good night everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now boys.
Rest easy, rest easy, rest easy now boys.
Have a good night now gang.
Have a good night everybody.
Good night now, have a good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night now, good night everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now gang, have a good night.
Good night now boys, have a good night now.
Sleep tight, have a good night everybody, rest that head on that pillow.
Good night everybody, rest easy.
Good night, sleep tight and do not!
Let the bad bugs fuck your eyes!
Get out of here, get out! Get out before it's too late!
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