you
You
Because he's coming to coach me
Oh my god
I'm gonna get that watch out for that
I'm gonna die
What do you fuck me?
I fuck me
How are you margillaisan of the spine?
Desdique de la Torche in Tuesday, gentlemen.
It is a ravishing day.
A ravishing day of reclamation, of vengeance, of the comeback,
gentlemen, of the comeback.
We will dominate like we have never dominated before.
Before.
I have brought on two of the best killers.
This game has ever seen no, no body came to like fuck yourself.
Guys, I've already told you guys,
body game is cool in theory,
it's not that cool in practice.
It's a cool little Hoosie Doosie,
it's a nice, what's it called?
Trinket, no not Trinket.
What's that when you buy something on vacation
for like a gift shop?
Let me think.
Ah, no, that is trinket, ah, ah, souvenir?
No, it's okay, yes, it's close to souvenir.
It's the word is very close to souvenir, novelty.
That's not, oh yeah, I think that's the word, novelty.
Oh, wait, oh shit, I think I just saw the word, oh.
Moment, no, I think it's novelty.
Maybe it's novelty, I don't know, it's a fun novelty.
But it's not like a game you can really,
really game on, like it's cool, it's cool.
It's, you know, it's very interesting.
It looks so realistic.
I'm sure it's fun every now and then,
but I'm telling you, it's not a butt plug.
I don't know why everybody's saying butt plug,
but it's not something you can grind.
This is a game you can grind.
By the way, guys, by the way,
I don't know if you've seen the announcement.
I don't know if you saw on Twitter the announcement.
I'm hoping that I didn't just dream it
because I do dream and then sometimes make stuff up.
But War Dogs apparently said
There is a beta on the third.
Did you guys see it?
Oh.
All right!
That's right, that's right.
That is when our suffering stops.
That is when our suffering is no more.
Oh guys, I can not wait.
And did they, by the way,
did they see anything about like,
is the progress for the beta gonna go to the real game
or did they not say anything about that?
Hmm.
It's not,
No, like it's not for sure.
Like they said it wasn't.
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
It's obvious, well yeah, but maybe,
Betas never carry over.
That's not true.
I think Call of Duty Betas carry over, don't they?
Wait, hold on, wait.
What beta has carried over before?
No, didn't call a duty carry over at some point.
No, wait, hold on.
What game am I thinking of?
This has definitely been a game
where the beta progress carries over.
Delta Force carried over.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, I know.
Wait, well, no, no, wait, no.
Wait, no, yeah, I know.
I know a game that carried over some stuff from beta.
The game we're playing right here this one did all your achievements and stuff all your
achievements all of all the achievements and stuff carried out yeah yeah yeah yeah and
you and your clothing and your stuff yeah it was right for the whole time it was
is right in front of us the whole time.
The talk I'm doing that.
We're not just speaking, we're not just on,
wait, isn't it Thursday?
Wait, when is the third?
Today's the first, it's Tuesday, second is Wednesday.
Yeah, third, the third.
Oh, guys, I'm telling you guys,
I don't know what time that comes out.
Now they release the time, now they release the time.
I'm hopping on the second.
I'm hopping on the second it comes out boys.
Three to five?
Three to five, what?
What time zone, what time zone?
Is it like a real man's time zone
or like a whimsical fairy tale,
and times of 2 p.m. ESC switch would be 1 p.m. CT that is when I will see you boys
That is when I will see you on Thursday. Maybe 2 p.m. Maybe 2 p.m. Maybe I'll hop on like an hour late just in case of server issues
But we'll play it. We're doing a 12 hour stream that day the whole day with playing war dogs
Now let's get the game boys. Let's get the game tonight tonight. We died in hell
Tonight will not be like last night whatsoever in this life then boys. Are you ready to dominate?
This is cozy
Is it cozy?
This is all right. Well, it's good
Hello. Hello. Okay. Oh, I thought you guys left me the same thing. I was scared. Oh, I never really scared
Hello, I was gonna hop in the shower, but I decided to convince him not to well
Yeah, you keep that pussy musty for me. Oh ceiling all the flavor. Yes. I want that shit. Just smell like weak old tuna
I wanted to fart
Yeah, guys, yes, what's up?
I want to be like a volcano geyser hot gas blooms out of it
What do you think about this what do you think about this we started off hot we started off
Hot we go right in the ice maker
By the way, I don't know if I said this already but I
Played some off-stream guys, and I sold all my shit, and I have eight million rubles now
So it's time to cut it's time. It's time to cut. It's time to cut. I was so happy
They I showed everything I've got eight million rubles. It's time to cook boys. It's time to cook
Oh, we could go that much just start drinking now or later now
We're not drinking today. We're not drinking. I'm drinking. No, no, no. Yes. They're not
drinking today. No, yes. No, yes. Yes. No, yes. No, yes. No, yes. No, yes. I'm not doing it.
Yeah, I can put your foot down.
Fuck you.
I'm going to grab a beer.
What?
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
Cooksy looks like you're the pussy of the group, Mr. Cooksy.
Get a load of this guy.
Oh my God.
Cooksy, do you not know the song?
What song?
Love Going Down.
On a Tuesday.
He's got cookie in the discord and he's being a pooh say.
That's not the song.
Yes it is.
It's a cover.
Don't listen.
It's time to lock in.
I already have a silly juice yet.
I forgot that I was out of silly juices.
My girlfriend is going to the store real quick.
He's gonna pick me up.
I still have any right now.
But I'm about to have some, I'm gonna have some in a few minutes.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
WEnabler, that's right, that's right, that's right.
WEnabler.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My girlfriend is not gonna, she's real, she's real.
You have to believe me, you have to believe me.
She just goes through another screw.
You are nowhere, you are nowhere.
literally North Korea of Twitch chats fuck yeah I'm the supreme leader I'm
the supreme leader and you guys can't wear leather jackets or I'll kill you
uh oh mr. Jack of Fox my boy good man good a man thank you my boy
What do you say to my wife?
And Mr. Comeback, my boy, good man, good man.
Thank you, boys.
Me, too, my boys.
Good day, sir, good day, sir, good day, sir.
Are you guys ready to go?
By the way, do you think that's a good idea
to start off with ice maker?
No.
What happened?
Wait, do you eat?
Why?
Why say it?
By the way, actually, I'm still, I wanna do this now
This is the only time that I couldn't do this.
Guys, just so you know that I didn't cheat
to get my eight million.
Because honestly, this is a little suspicious.
This is, what do you mean I went from about 130,000
last night to eight million right now?
This is a little suspicious.
This is a little, I swear to you, I just sold everything.
I will prove it to you in two files.
So watch this first.
I will show you my junk box, okay?
They're very empty and so is my stash.
And then secondly, this is the real thing.
Last night, what was my stats' value?
90 million, remember, because I made that joke.
I said, how did my stats go down to 10 million?
Remember, it was 90 million.
Now look at my stats value.
91.5, about the same.
So that means that I didn't go up or down in value at all.
So I could have RMT'd.
It had to have come from my stats,
or I RMT'd 8 million,
and then I threw away $8 million worth of stuff.
You see about that?
You about that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
At least that was creative with it.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Suspicious, ah, fuck you, you know it's not.
It's very not, it's not suspicious at all.
It's not suspicious at all.
Well, guys, are we ready or what?
I feel like we're in like some type of purgatory tandem.
What's going on here?
Are we ready to go?
Yeah, we're going ice breaker.
Oh, that's what I'm asking closely.
I don't know if you want to.
I don't know if that's a good idea yet.
Oh, wait, what the hell is this guy doing here?
Yeah, but let's-
Let's get out of here!
You just told me to come here you cocksucker. Oh, yeah, I forgot
Hi, oh, yeah, I forgot about that if you guys want to run trios I could dip I don't I don't need to stay on
Before is pretty age. We'll be just one like one
Okay, okay. I'll see you guys next time. Good luck on your raise today. Okay. Good luck. Good luck. We what wait
He nods
I
That guy's gotta be fucking slow or something that guy's gotta be
The words that were in my mind come out of my mouth or did I say something that wasn't in my mind?
Is that guy fucking
I
You said what yeah, I said what I said let's just we'll run this one and then
Honestly guys cozy and John I didn't think about that way. That's a pretty good input
I don't think he's going to be
here.
He's so wait.
So is he joining in playing or
no.
No.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, who's joining in play.
I had to get in here and I and
he goes, you guys want to run
threes, you know, because
four men's or age.
I was like, yeah, they are,
but we can run just, you
know, just one.
And then he goes, all right,
see how I'm out.
Oh, he can take my spot.
For one raid.
I mean, he's already gone.
I think he wanted to use this one.
I want to save a kit anyway, you know what I mean?
Well, I knew that he was in extreme soon.
So I thought one was where all he was going to play anyways.
Hey, hold on.
Why should he?
Where's my big, where's my big double line?
Where's, hold on.
Where's my big double line?
Hold on where's my big double-on hold on where's my special little big double-on hold on
Let's take one to join. Okay, what wait mr. Merck's wants to join now
Wait, oh wait, what is going guys? What is going on right now? I'm I'm very out of the loop right now. What's going on?
What day is it?
You heard his feelings good good. I hope he dies in the game of course
is it hold on wait do we have hunches phone number hmm I know wait mr. Merck's
watch to do it wait what are you talking about wait what is going on right
I thought I had a plan but this is all just what is going on this mr. Merck's
want to play or not okay you know what I say fuck all these people and we just
go play I say fuck all of them I say fuck them all is he doing a hashtag add
Oh, yeah, I need to do it and add yeah
You got one guy oh, yeah, you want fuck all these guys which is okay. Let's just we're not all right. Okay, let's ride
What are you on icebreaker where we go? I don't know coach
He hasn't given me his input the last 10 fucking minutes
You just sat here having a stroke you said Nick's enjoying that you said hutch is gonna join
You said Mr. Merck was gonna join.
You said Hartman's gonna join.
I'm dead!
Where is he?
I don't know, I don't know.
He just left for some reason.
So he left?
I don't know.
I'm very confused.
So what are we doing?
That's, oh my God!
That's what we're asking you, holy crap.
I was suggesting we go ice-breaking
really start the night off right do you think that's good idea oh okay you know
what dude you know what I you know I'm having an idea I have an idea I have an
idea I have an idea what is your stupid idea John do you have a lab card no but
I can probably buy one I doubt you can buy them what levels you're there first
Fucking
Max are you sure John? Are you sure?
What level are you 25?
Take forever
Seeing if you can buy fucking life card John, okay, okay now. We know what lovely you are what levels
Right
Okay, okay, wait, I have an idea what how close are you very close?
You just gotta count down for five.
He's three-nine.
Dude, just say he's three-nine.
Oh!
Oh my God!
You're two-one.
John, open one.
I closed you up.
What?
Okay, five is happening.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
What's your ID?
I have...
How close are you?
How many more?
Very close.
Just count down for five.
What's your idea?
What's your idea, Koji?
Just tell us.
How close are you?
Very close.
I'm fine.
Oh, my neck.
I don't want to have my neck.
Okay.
What were you saying, Koji?
What were you saying?
Go ahead, John.
I'm gonna stab you!
I'm gonna get you!
I want to get to that bad shit shit!
Bad shit!
I want to get to that bad shit shit!
Bad man!
Hold on coach!
I've got a hundred give and charge for Mr. Bledge!
You gotta hold on pal!
Good man!
Good!
Ah man!
Mr. Bledge, we are just trying to converse with Coachy and see what we're doing today.
He just won't, he just keep dicing me how close I am, which obviously, I, you
know, I, I stay edging.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you, Mr. President, for my voice.
I just said myself in the nonsense.
It's a great time to be bad.
Folksy, will you go ahead and just tell us what you said?
Okay.
I'm asking you.
How close are you finishing?
Very close. You just have to count it for five.
Ah!
You have to.
Thank you.
Okay, Jay Jay, all right.
It has some, like,
you have something to say.
It's good.
Good night, Koji.
Good night.
It might be cousins, but at least he's a nice guy.
Nice to be here, thank you.
Koji, Koji, Koji, what's your plan?
What's your plan?
Broads, kill, how many?
Three, three left, but it doesn't matter
because John doesn't have a dime.
Okay, so.
Can't you pull me if you haven't done?
Yes, but what he's talking about
is unlocking going from the menu,
but it doesn't matter if I unlock that
because you don't have to unlock it.
Okay, fair.
So why don't we, what other quests do you have?
What other quests do I have?
Yes, do you want a quest or do you want to just,
what do you want to do?
I want to go kill people.
Okay, so you want to go,
where, she's wanting to go lab.
I want to go, let's go lab.
We need to get a, we need to get a key card.
For fuck's sake.
I hate this John guy.
Okay, okay.
Wait, what'll be with you guys?
Stab streets as if we get a quick a quick a quicky perfect
I'm being guys up. What's your name again? Who are you?
Okay, are they go
We will hopefully honestly lead okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. This is it. Wait. This is a BMC. Hold on. Wait
Okay, somebody okay. See that plan won't work because somebody use this
I might have one. I might have I might have a lot. We can't do our staff because
I'm pretty sure I have a lot
of holy crap holy crap close
again I can't I accidentally
took the bottom right and now
I'm in TV mode.
I'm giving up being a streamer. I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna I'm gonna be an actor and
Broadway plays I'm gonna be okay. All right, okay. I want to say okay. All right. I have two minutes on my scab
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna squirt all of you. You are hurt. Do not
wait a minute and 47 seconds until close to not ready. I'm gonna squirt. You're not
guys. While we're waiting, John, can you check your therapist and tell me what point
you are at reputation wise and what reputation I could do that I need I'm at 1.75 okay fuck
you I'm at 1.75 I need to be 2.1 that's it yeah that's literally like a question I have
to get unlimited lab ski card why are we not doing that no no no you need to be level
30 no no we are that too it's a little 30 to get to level 3 proper I mean uh there is
No, no one of us will be there based 18
Looks he's lying and saying slurs again. Yeah, do we just go through one and a half question that we're done
He has a limited labs cards
Which you're not even level 30
Just accepted this quest they got a lab's key card
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, the heck is this?
I have a bomb stacked my chest.
If you don't tell me what quest you have on Therapist,
I'm blowing this whole place up.
What?
In the game, of course.
In the game, what Therapist quest do you have?
What Therapist quest do you have?
Hold on, I'm getting it.
Labs, key cards, sweet.
Let's see, which one gives me the most?
Point to five.
Point to five is what you're looking for.
Hmm.
Um, obtain the journal containing
president details of streets of Tarkov.
Oh, wait, I have-
What's it called?
Wait, I have to do-
Wait, I have that too.
Wait, I have-
I know what it is.
Come on, guys.
Okay, get your stuff.
Okay, I need that.
And I need to find the locate, the chemical,
the bori, and streets.
I want to lobotomize you.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, is that the one in combined spot?
Like, were you crawling to the garage?
What's that one called?
I don't know.
Why are you asking me?
You want!
What?
Your quest it says it on your screen
What
Urban medicine wait urban yeah urban medicine locate the chemical the board is a bad idea. Oh, holy crap guys
What are you doing in my laboratory?
You guys have to join me. I'm in the queue. None of you have joined yet.
You gotta give me a second.
Holy crap.
Okay.
What are you doing in my laboratory?
You do.
Guys, it's Urban Medicine.
Is that the one in command spot under the garage?
Forward.
Is that the one?
Is that what you do?
You haven't done a raid in being a scratching out.
Okay.
I know where both of you guys' quests are.
I have I have his quest too. I think I'm aware
I have to locate in a team the ambulance paramedics smartphone. No, no, we're not doing that
I'm only 1.3 I don't care which means which means if I have five
you're gonna do another question I don't think you realize that that question
stupid we're gonna do another question okay okay so I need the journal
laboratory this game
and then I need disposable sorry doing a my laboratory what do you think my
I love what I'm doing.
D.D.
You know, you know, you know, you know.
Oh, man, Freddy.
All right, dude, you would not know.
You just joined half a second ago before I clicked the button.
That's like people that honk the horn
when the light turns green.
You're a piece of shit.
You know what?
I bet you'll put your grocery shopping cart back
when you're done with Target, do you?
I bet you leave it in a parking space
and think someone else is gonna deal with it.
And then it rolls and it hits 83-year-old Linda's
Honda Civic and she doesn't have insurance in that car
because she doesn't know how computers work yet.
And she's fucked!
And she's fucked, Linda!
Yeah?
She's 83 years old,
but she's got a bus and you can bounce a corner up.
Now let's run!
I
Ride
AI AI
AI Shrek porn
Where we go AI Shrek porn. I'm not in AI Shrek porn
AI Shrek
Let me gain those swamp
You didn't find the key, I just looked jackass, I just looked, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
Oh wait, oh wait, I think Colin just is here. Come on guys, come on, this is where your question is anyways.
I'm not in yet, please wait.
I'm not in.
Dude, holy shit, dude, this is fine, we're probably,
Dude, look, our guide has been working on some technology, this is their latest tech.
I'm in, I'm in.
Watch out guys, watch out.
I got a massive upgrade I heard for close to developing bottled water necks
All right, okay, we got it. Okay, we gotta go get population. We got we got to get serious guys. We got to get serious
Pete where we going? I won't wait for that fat one
I'm over here
The fat one that from a distance you would sure he'd be one of those other guys
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alright, come on, Deep!
Let's ride!
I'm from one of those rooms you accidentally walk in and go,
OOOH, four class!
There you go, yeah, it's senior year of high school and you've got a rectangle block in your hand.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I go out here quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly as a stream I'm going
to bed.
Where are we?
We're going to population changes population changes.
Okay what about the other one?
Yeah that's the way to do it.
I was just saying for scab I was just saying.
You're a sniper scab.
Yeah you're a sniper scab.
Is this door already open?
Is that not suspicious?
Yeah someone's here.
I'm not joking. I think it was that scoundrel.
Go, go, go.
To this building, you're coming back, you're coming back.
Was the scab?
Scab, you suck!
Yeah, take that scab!
You tell that scab, it's what?
Okay, sorry, it's upstairs, it's upstairs, go, go, go.
It was building, it was building.
Oh my god, the fat one is lost again.
Over here!
Turn right!
Over here!
Thank you.
Oh, god.
God, oh, god.
Hold on, wait, would I hear the playground over there?
I
Where is it?
No, it's just it on the middle of your screen with the circle. I got it. Okay. All right. You get you guys right there right there
Okay
It was under it's a journal. It's a black journal now. We need
Me too. Well, unless I'm getting one guy by my mongrel it is it's in the command spot under the grind
So we go kill mr. Kabushie and get his vial
No, no, no, no, the chemical laboratory. That's what I need.
Yeah, okay. Okay, that's... What's the name of the quest?
Hey! That's...
What are you doing?
Maybe the quest name and what it says you do.
Okay, it's called...
Urban Bedish.
Eliminate scabs on streets, ten out of ten, and locate the chemical laboratory on streets.
Okay, okay, I'll let you read one guide. It's over yonder next to come on
It's in come on spot. It's a month. It is kibbutzy. Yeah under the garage
Come on guys
Come on guys. Come on. There's this weird ass
Yeah, that thing that they just got it
FOV oh my god, I'm 50
I
Redownloaded
Please look into a telescope at all times.
All right, coconut.
Shit.
Ha ha ha.
All right.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
I'm gonna see if he's out.
He's not out.
Wiggle wiggle.
One guy.
Come on.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.
It's a real person. It's a real person.
Where's the access?
It's the one when you go on command there's two big buildings. It's the one on the left.
He's upstairs in that building. Sir, are you a real person?
Sir, if I'm looking at you guys for bank or something like that.
I'm the Twitch streamer, Cloaksy. Come out.
Guys, guys. Oh shit.
What's it up to you there?
Oh shit, did he just say-
It's on looking at you guys, it's on the left.
That's definitely Glowsy!
Yeah!
And...
The...
Absolutely!
Glowsy, there's someone over here, there's someone over here.
If they want to see you.
Okay, if I'm looking at your b-
If I'm looking at you guys from bank,
It's to the left.
So he's on the right. He's on the left building. Yeah, left building left building. Yeah, okay. I'm today. I'm in bank
I'm staring where you guys ran in he's on left. Oh
Yes, you got it got it. I'm gonna go for I can see him over here, right? I don't know maybe
No, I never die
No, I never die!
John, I've got a special mission for you, come here.
You're my special little guy, right?
You're my special little weed!
Yes, you're my special little weed!
I need you to run up those stairs and see if you die.
I've seen this online somewhere. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
14 seconds.
Charged. You got this one. Super Saiyan.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
She just ignored him and do this quest and then get out so we can go get key cards.
Yeah, probably.
So let's do that.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Just ignore this guy.
You're not even over here yet! That'd be plausible if you were here!
Okay, I'm here.
So you shooting?
No, that's another guy.
Look at him go!
He's reaching there.
Look at him go!
They're showing up here, coach. They're showing up here.
I
Move that guy's teaching for coaching what they guys do you from?
You just need to look the laboratory and the
Come on you guys ready
Yes, no one's over here by the laboratory
Yes, it means you know me. Well, who's this?
Wait, wait, let's run again. I'm just running in right here. That's me. That's me. That's me. Please. Okay
Okay, I get the laboratory get the laboratory to there. So I crawled with the grandma's it is we never buried her
We just we left her on the street. It's not on the streets. I just get under there
You go right as well
It should be a circle it should be a circle on your screen when you get close
You turn around why we're not done with Graham game
It's underneath it's underneath
You guys get it
We gotta go collapse no we had a good project
Was it just a job? Yeah, it's a CIA side up
Watch it a bit down
Government get out of my mind government
You can't steal my thoughts
You can't steal my thoughts when I'm smoking in my house
Government
Might want to watch out there might be a vtr
There are shots to our left.
Wait, hold on.
My grass is over here.
Yeah, dude.
They're going to be in this building or in basement.
Okay, okay.
Uncle's basement.
All right, Steve.
Watch these guys.
They're good.
I heard something.
Watch it.
What?
I have a question here too.
What is this?
I think it might be under which is it in the thing.
Oh it is, it's in that room down there.
It's in that room, Raj.
Well she's gonna crash on this question.
Come on guys.
Watch out, BTR.
Fuck you!
Fuck you whoever you are.
Fuck you, die!
It's just been, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Get the fuck away from that guy.
Go, go, go, go.
He's taking me, he's taking me.
Hey Pee, we don't have class.
You might kill one of us
You have to be the fast you don't have to be really fast you said to me not the slowest
I
Alright we did it good one team not too shabby. So is that only so John that should
I'll be either of you guys a level team there, but we don't know John you should be level three there
But I need to do this to it right yeah, yeah, Cloak C is a higher level than me
But has no rep with any traders at all
I
Should I should be like one quest off okay, okay? Well, yeah, I don't know how you don't have these questions
No quest
Yeah, hey, so that's a part of it's less about question and more about you're the type of guy to have one of those pencils
It's three times larger than a regular pencil and you grip it with a full fist
I I don't think it has anything to do with the selection of doing question not doing question
Um, okay, so little racist little racist. No death. Okay, wait,
she says crazy. She's crazy. Obviously, both for that.
Don't leave me. No way. Okay, wait, what, what, what? Okay,
stash. If I do this stash a gas analyzer in the med lab on
day time factory.
Whatever someone says, Pina, you're terrible, so that I don't go insane.
I like to think it's like a 53 year old fat lady in a lunch line that serves you soup and
she goes, Pina, you're terrible.
That way I don't go insane.
And sad.
Yeah.
That's right.
Bozi, do you have level three damage?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I do I do close the sucks. Okay. No, okay, so I need
Stash a gas analyzer on daytime factory and then I have a level three
Okay, all right. Okay. That way
Analyzer grab your gas analyzer. It's in my ass. Oh
Hello, nice to meet you. I was gas analyzer first thing that's
I have a pistol
Oh, we we
Gas analyzer
The names analyzer
Gas analyzer, and I like my Montini's taken that's good
What do you doing in my laboratory?
I'm reading this every night. I'm not reading anything important. Sorry. No, you bitches are gonna get me killed
Yeah, I have a pistol. Okay. Okay good
Are you thinking that way wait wait? Do I need a key for this? No, you should have put it in the med lab
Okay, get me there
Guys, scream snipers to know where we're going.
Can you please just let them put it in the med lab
and then you can grab our phones?
Then you can take all of them along.
They're alive.
Let's run.
Wait, John.
John, John, can you even load into labs
or do we have to transit every time?
Oh.
I got two digs, my six mice.
Oh, Mr. Rowdy, boy, my goodness.
good. Let's cross that bridge
when we get there. I don't even think I have it. Yeah, I just have to escape
with the passage brain system. I have it. John doesn't have to. We don't know that yet.
We don't know that yet. We don't know that yet. He's that's here safe for now.
Peter nearly could oh, oh said you wait remember it wait
I did I played a mongus recently off-stream with the West side men boys. Yeah, the Sidemen
Simon, you know, just you know who the side are
Yeah, I I
I do a mongus offline with them and they like post a video of it. This is like the second time I came back
I just did for fun. Geez. I forgot about it
But I saw I saw a Twitter post day when they like announced it was like coming out or something
And it's same thing happened last time where there's like a bunch of guys
That are like mad that I'm there, but they're all British because the sidemen is a completely British
YouTube group. So it's like oh, oh that peanut. Yeah, that peanut love. Oh, what what a nasty con?
What a nasty con that peanut is
I
Got pretty no Roy changed oh oh, I brought I
I'm not pretty all right. Just a hard and that's basically it
All right, you guys ready
Yeah, I
Just been spotted actually think you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I am Britain's why I need your help
I the parking it needs your help. I need to go fight the other British people that I say and they're calling me
Nasty cunts or whatever the whatever disgusting words you guys use over there
I I could I can't use and that's even just right then it made me it made me throw up
And I'm here. Oh, what?
I'm scared to get it with my bucket in this do you mind you've been live for an hour and we played one game
Listen up here, Cloxy, if that's even your real name.
Are you ready up?
Listen up here, Cloxy, if that's even your real name.
Huh?
All right.
I'm going to genetically engineer a fire ant to be seven times larger and give him
plutonium 243 fanged teeth and I'm gonna slip one down your balls he's gonna give
you just give you a next bite you talk to me like that again
Now let's drive!
You
Stay behind me, Miss Cozy. I don't want you getting hurt, okay?
Hee hee hee hee.
See my special little pumpkin muffin.
Wait, who's the one next to it? Is it right over here?
No, he's actually on the exact opposite diagonal side of the map, is it?
It's right over here. Come on.
Whoa, Miss Cozy, come on.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's right in front of you.
Oh, I saw a guy! I saw a guy! I saw a guy!
He's going to his medical office, where we're going.
Hey!
Oh, no.
Oh, good.
Where the hell did you go you're supposed to be behind me?
Where'd you go?
I killed a guy?
I killed a random guy that I killed by the way, you were standing right next to you
where you were right there.
my friend Steve. He gives me day trading tips. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You could have
pulled John's phone and you could have pulled John's phone and then I could have headshot
him. It's very much, it's very much what you think? Do you right here? Okay. Let's
stand still.
Oh
Just watch our six watch the six what you just watch our six I find it. You're okay good. Good
I don't know what John is still
Johnny you dead
Uh oh. Hey, what was that? Wait, there's someone behind us right here. Really?
Oh, oh. Wait, there's someone below my date. Wait, yeah, we have to go see if people
are in Johns Falls. Come here. What? I killed him over here. Oh, I'm running, I'm running.
I'm going to be a gas analyzer. Where do you place it? Oh in the med lab. In the med lab shit
We wish you good luck. I think he's in the basement. I think he's in the basement. I'm going to the basement
I have to kill him for a quite- Oh shit he's right here!
I'm going down for long!
Are you peep?
Too much of the metal lab, too much of the metal lab!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, nice. He killed me though.
Oh, that won't count, that won't count for you.
Shit stuff only happens when you're alive.
Fuck no!
I need to kill him!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I'm gonna suck the people!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you put your whole peepee in him?
We're playing hardball today
What happened if you injected milk into your sack?
We all not wait
Oh wait, I see BUP, I see BUP, boop!
What dad?
There's another one?
Real person, real person!
Hey, big boy!
Oh, there's two more, two more!
Time to dad, to dad!
I'll leave like three shots left.
Alright, I'm coming.
Hello?
Oh god.
Okay, we're a cook and boys work cook it
Sergeant Fondler
What the juicy isn't cuz he's dead
Don't you get it? Don't you do it? Oh, close. Close. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Hey,
Coachy! Coachy, where are you?
Coachy, where?
Ah.
Wait, where is Coachy dying?
Huh?
Hey, Coachy, do you-
Coachy, where's your stuff? Sorry, I could go- take it.
You suckin' job, dude!
The doorway.
The doorway?
Yeah, I didn't 7 minutes-
Wait, did you think you killed me?
Yeah, I feel some random guy.
Not random, closey.
your boy oh shit oh there's someone else here oh okay okay it's a question
how did you survive I didn't do that I'm doing the one where you have to get the
four extracts and survive oh my god I'm going to knock him down second part
I'm she's sniping you pussy I think I'm bad news what's your bad news I'm point
oh five oh she's sniping you oh my god
wait hold on
Buckaroo, slow down! Buckaroo!
Yo, buckaroo, slow down!
Buckaroo, buckaroo, hold on my legs, buck!
What the fuck?
Buckaroo, hold on!
Buckaroo, slow down! Buckaroo!
Buckaroo, buckaroo!
Hold on, Buster! Hold on, Buster! Hold on, buckaroo!
Oh
It's a little rain, but it's a little rain. Oh, we're doing pretty good
Of course, yeah, you see you point zero five off
Yeah, we have to go customs and run the story going for operation Aquarius
There's no way you just that operation Aquarius
You should have just told me I want to grab you a toss from one of those guys
Couple slay was for him. I got I got operation Aquarius and pharmacist
I'm pretty sure operation equates into the second question you get in the game
It is you get it at level two
Okay, okay what we got what what?
Keep it. Okay. Okay. Okay, right. I'm just gonna be a poop kid again
I'm just gonna be a poop kid and then we'll just we'll just run it like that
I
Have okay, I have the 206 key okay, and I need the forms one
Need two question do it two questions. Yeah, I just need one, but they're next to each other
Are you are you even to bring any keys you guys?
No
You know we don't like you guys or no like I need to bring you know, I know I I need to bring I need to bring some
No, I need to do I don't need to bring some no, I said you
No, I'm I'm getting close to you
What are you saying man?
You up
Okay, we are a bit nippish
My if a group of gets a bite
But I just have a tc de teller croissant
And relax for a second. Oh my god
Holy shit nice like this. Oh
My god, is there an all-male massage parlor?
Holy crap. Oh my god. Just go there and bite my lip the whole time
Whoo, let me tell you that's a dream. That's the dream right there. Oh
My god, oh happy ending isn't even him jerking me off. It's just him. Tommy's proud of me
All right, let's run
No, man. That's intense. I go
Oh, Mr. Rowley, boy, but we're taking this one!
We're taking this one! Good man! Good man!
Thank you, Mr. Rowley, boy, we changed him!
I saw the first one and I had to add him up, but too good at math.
Sorry, Mr. Rowley, point. That isn't my strong suit.
This game isn't possible. You may be for like a bitch like you, Drac.
I used to call a duty and the art raiders.
Hey Raider, hey Raider, in this game you die.
It's, you don't go down and there's a giant fireworks show
and you hear a bunch of beams and there's R2D2 passing
by you while C3PO flicks your beam.
But in this game, you get shot one time
to screen those plaque and you're dead forever.
You see that?
It goes, you're not built for this track.
You're not built for this.
You're not built for this type of game.
Hmm
Dracking straight so he's directly out of his head. Yeah, uh, oh
This is your dog blocks with what my good man good. Oh, man. Thank you, my what beach. Thank you, my boy
Why do you die just as fast no matter the game?
And
Brack we took your present in a black Hawk in 30 minutes
Okay, the same. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. Okay, so we quiet down over there.
Quiet on down. He did not extract from the rain. Okay, he's uh, that's okay, alright.
All right, let's do a thing that's your thing. I guess he did he did take some sort of vehicle extract
He did yeah, yeah, he took the vehicle extract. Yes, but uh, but it was uh more of a more our idea
We we've been the idea. We miss the idea of that that a kind gentlemen. All right. Okay. Let's okay. Let's use it
How do you get focus fuel up, John?
This was the question for you.
Oh, brilliant.
So if you scroll down underneath Peanut's profile, there is a little panel that says focus fuel.
If you click on it.
Would you happen to know what code is automatically applied if you click on that panel?
Hold on let me think for sure
Code peanut yeah, it saves you money. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it wasn't there one other code that we get was the other code I forgot
Was there something like
Was it like it's like coming my butt or something. Yeah
It's coming my ass try to come in my ass
I don't think it's exactly coming my ass, but it's something it's up. We do I have two codes from his focus
Do it's peanut and like coming my ass or something
Okay, we'll take list. Well, yeah, John you might look in that up tomorrow. We'll tell you tomorrow. Yes. Yeah
Great course, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Mmm.
It covered my eyes with something.
Mmm.
Is that all?
I don't know.
I think that's exactly it.
But it's something very similar.
Now let's ride.
I'm back which is you drive up. Yeah, who's ready? I'm kidding. I thought you're out calling your neighbor slurs close in
Why are we all so poor I?
I have a fucking full kid on me. Do you lock it?
You got a blue scab back back on with an ice pick guide.
Okay, we're that one.
He's too fast, he's too fast. I have a fully decked G3.
Whoa! A little five minutes.
You mean it? You mean it? Do the jump. Do the jump.
I just want to go peeking a few of my solids up.
Oh
John why do you look like a scab because I'm doing a setup something you won't do for another 30 levels
I broke both my legs
I'm coming in the bathroom
No, take those no take those repeat no take us no take us
No take us no take us
Who just opened a door? I did I'm at 14. Oh, okay
Hey, I have I'm saying for under lockdown under lockdown. I lied. I totally lied to you. I'm not at 1 14 at 105
What should I do?
Uh, 114 and 206.
It's, yeah, you're gonna unlock this one.
I think that's what you have to do.
Should we take this water bottle?
Pull this shit for solace.
Wait.
Wait, housekeeping. Someone's screaming housekeeping.
Wait, really?
Yeah, on the, on the world wall.
Like the wall, outside.
Got you, got you, got you.
Yep, they could jump through.
How's he big
The side door is open one guys inside one guys inside door
Why is that side door open John I watched him open it I might have shot you in the head after he did
But I watch I'm open
God, did you? I have to see if you killed me.
You guys, is everyone dead?
I would have... that guy was dead.
Oh, thank God he's terrible.
Oh, thank God.
Gotcha, little...
Boyfriend.
What's up, folks?
Whatcha gonna do about that?
Whatcha gonna do about that, big man?
Whatcha gonna do about that?
Oh, nothing, John.
You ain't gonna do that then.
You stay down there where it's nice and safe, pal.
That should order.
No fucking way.
There's two of them.
I already got one.
Fuck you.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
What?
I love you.
HEE PEE HEE HE HEE
Okay, alright I would let you live if you spit on closer's body five times
And what if you spit on clothesie's body five times I will let you live
I
Care
What?
Oh
All right, the deed is done. Thank you, sir
But I have lied you won't die here. No, you I just wanted to spit on him
Okay, look at what?
Oh, yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. Come here. Who's the other guy running around?
He's my friend. He's almost
Okay, okay, come on, come on, come here, come here.
We are here, we are here.
All right, I'm sure you want to do this.
It would be an honor to die to you, Pino.
Okay, well, I'm not going to lie to you.
My skills are a bit rusty these days.
I'm still gearing back up.
Hello, gearing, oh my God.
All right, three, two, one, come, come.
Good job!
Hi, Shuck.
What's the first time I've ever seen you?
No, I've losing all the time now.
I've lost my muncho.
I'm no longer the melee champion.
I have no aura.
I have it's my worst guy. I was fucking embarrassing. Yeah, I know I know I'm washed. I'm
Dude, I honestly
Guys, I'm watched I'm why I'm watch I've watched guys
I'm why I watched I opened it right next to you and I said okay over there
And then I shot right as you step left and I thought I went right through that side of your head
honestly good guys guys that's like my third that's like my third melee battle
that I've lost since white not even joking yeah you're fucking ass I know I
know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know washed washed I'm
I'm lost, I'm lost, I'm lost, I'm lost.
I'm bringing out the MDS too.
Mm, mm.
Ah, mm.
Oh, yeah, nice.
I gotta practice or something.
Is there a melee only mode in Arena or no?
We can make one.
Oh, I need to back, I need to get my game.
I've been out of the game so long
because of ArcGrayness.
And then when I came back I just said I don't have any more, I don't have any aura anymore.
I don't have any melee aura.
My melee aura is gone.
Oh my god, I'm washed.
Oh god.
I'm like Shroud but I have a license to drive a car.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh god, oh no, it's okay
Pee.
No, no, that was.
No, it's actually not okay.
I suck at this game.
That was the one thing I had.
Thanks, everything.
That was the one thing I had in this game
that I could beat anyone at.
And now I suck.
And now I've done some old peanut.
I've done some old peanut.
I'm fucking washed.
Fucking washed.
Wash, boss.
I don't know if I'll ever get it back.
I don't know if I'll ever get my mojo back, boss.
We gotta take you like a football coach and like give me a warm-up speeches. I
Well, I will maybe like your football coach. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Right after right after practice
Interest in zero touchdowns those pants around your ankles
Yeah, but coach my coach
Hang it out just some to hang it out of my butt
You want to play varsity boy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Okay, let me see here.
Let me see.
We got another cali.
Guys, guys, listen, guys, I'm gonna be so for real.
Guys, I've lost my mojo with the melee.
I've lost it.
I will get it back.
I will get my mojo back.
mode Joe back I just have to keep I just have to keep doing melee fights I will
get my mode Joe back and then I'll be undefeatable yet again and this is not
over for mr. Peter this is not over for mr. Peter I will get a oh I think I got
my swagger back let's go let's go and offline factory us three just knives
And let's just hear it out quick offline factory. Yeah
He quit offline melee factory just like get my mojo back. Yes. Yes. I don't have our are which are our
Yeah, I've got an M-2
Yeah
Wow, okay. Come on. You won't lose anything. Okay, let me get an M-2
John is al-Qaeda. Well, they use AKs. He's probably not gonna be that good with a knife.
What's an M-dash, too?
A knife.
I'm in class listening to Lexar on neurologic pathophysiology.
Well, I'm trying to also listen to Peanut, and I think about I have a strong
know a lot about the pathophysiology?
how much you go to...
physiology?
how much you have on over the third?
yeah, fucking nerd!
how much you study on bitology?
okay, how much you get some bitches?
what the...
hahahaha
I hop in boys, we're going in
we're going in
So ms2 and this impact grenade I have right?
I guess that's only fair. It's only fair.
It's only fair.
Okay guys, okay listen, I just have to kill both of you with the m-dash too
and I'll have my mojo back. I'll have my mojo back.
Oh god, if you somehow die to me
oh it's over. And listen if I die to John
I've launched my mojo forever. If I die to Cloaksea
my mojo is just temporarily down. Okay it's a
I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever killed anyone may like you to see him. So yeah, but you were so good at other games that
Organization took the liberty of scamming you so that okay, that's how good you were
This is what America has come to giving people shit for education you hell yeah fuck that guy for being educated
Yeah, yeah fuck you buddy fuck you
Got him got his ass. Oh, he's gonna be pissed now
All right bitches who wants it first
first. Yeah. Okay. No, John first, John first. Okay. Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
Alright, two, three, two, one, come get them.
Ow!
Ah, you're such a pussy.
You're such a pussy.
I give up!
Alright, recue.
Gotta do that again, gotta try that again.
Shit! Too easy, too easy!
We are back, baby!
How did you get a sword?
You see, I dance too like we do in Japan.
Is it better than the RR?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
I'm slowly regaining my aura.
I'm regaining my aura.
Of course, you say you wanted to run that back?
Yeah, run it back.
Come on.
I'm gonna run it back.
back yeah right back it's about 1.1 million I think you kidding me I was
bought a red rebel for fucking a mill that was stupid well I see you put it in
that later on anyways you get escape stuff
I didn't even get it. 1.2 million. How do I get this?
With money.
Money.
Why with money? Money.
With money.
Like real life money?
No, fake money.
Actually, something worth less than money.
Oh, attention. High load on practice mode servers.
Be careful.
You can't fall by a load of my uncle's house.
Johnny to join the game with the joint game button.
Oh, shit.
You update and you update.
You update, update.
Okay.
After this, we always every is everything ever so three now.
Yeah.
We're labs after this.
Hmm.
Close.
What is your first?
So that you what's your first soda club?
See, I don't even know what that means.
It's like I it's like it's like a furry, but like it's like what?
Um, like what's your name as a furry, I think, you know, wait, no, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah,
wait, yeah, like, explain yourself, but as a furry, be honest, don't wait.
He's defo a male Luna. Okay. Well, now we're getting a little deep. I don't even know what the
the fuck that means I don't know what that means yeah okay that guy actually is pretty
victim that guy is pretty victim oh okay all right
look at look at look at
look at
I don't have it. Okay, my turn first. Hey, why is your scabs? What that? Wait, what?
Did you see a real one?
Wait, are we in a real raid?
We've had to have.
Oh shit.
He's pushing us.
Wait, how do we go for a real raid?
We're getting hated.
Oh no, it's not real! That's a real raid!
Oh shit!
Run to the other side of that.
We made it, whoopsie.
Put that one down, put that one down.
That, that, that, nice, nice, nice.
Jesus Christ.
Oh shit.
You was one of the three. Yeah, is that you? Yeah, well the other side right to the right is you?
I'm through the other side. I'm by the shipping containers.
Check, check, check, check.
Above?
Nice.
We just run out.
Wait, you have a lab security card? We all have a lab security card?
Oh, I don't have one. I don't have one.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, just look some fucking board.
I'm just gonna get you anyways.
Oh, it's not you!
Wait, wait.
This is John.
John, John, John.
You have to be doing it.
I'm one John.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
Okay.
God, what is wrong with you?
How are you gonna kill you?
How are you gonna green dick kill me?
You're gonna kill me.
I took it off that guy, you killed him.
Good work, John.
Good work.
You're doing great.
Excellent, excellent.
Okay, all right, okay, all right.
You know what I said?
You know what?
Okay, let's go back into an offline factory real quick.
I don't know how we got into it online.
I don't know, but I got killed by a PNC.
No, I do, I do guys.
Glitch cuz remember when I said that joke about how there was a high load. There's a huge thing
Oh, yeah, let's just let's just load in a load in what's the fucking key for the superlabs?
No, we were going this is awesome. This was definitely off the way guys. We were definitely an obliven. Let me
Know like we were as invited you to a raid as a fancy
No, I'm you guys this this was right here last time I started the raid where wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, because click on grade settings on with the little eye it shows you everything
about maybe because it's high load if we don't get in 100%
That thing
Well, I know how to check
No, we know that was online I kept this patient you want we want
How did
How did those people get no
Wait, I don't understand. I don't understand. Just bring a key card that let's just go up labs
Hmm
Yeah, we're gonna transit you about you can get you
What we do a real read or not fine raid we don't have labs
Okay, wait John your tour your thing that says tour. Yeah, John your aura is so off my Torah
Yeah, you're Torah or four four you go John
John you're a
I'm gonna step on your balls. I'm gonna step on your balls. I'm gonna step on your balls
I'm gonna step on your balls and you're gonna pay me. You're gonna pay me for stepping on your balls
You're gonna pay me for step. You're gonna pay me for stepping on your balls
Okay, so we what we want to do is load in and then get the John quest out of my quest ends
We can just instantly cue it. Oh, it's we're going to labs
We're going to lab where we have to transit. Oh, yeah, we tell everybody
We're going to the factory okay, okay, okay, okay
How about you go to the gym fat ass? Well, that's a very kind of say I don't even know what that has to do with the situation
We're in doesn't make any sense. Oh
Well, it may be true why but no it's not true. It's not true. I'm slim. I'm slim dick with my cute ass
Mm-hmm and how about yeah, you know, but oh you should wait hold on wait gone
What?
Well, that's how it kind of goes when I said it just know I was I was saying a quote that's a quote
Yes from that song. Yeah
Okay, I got
That was bad, but yeah, I was thinking that if you didn't know the quote that's why pretty quits
Okay, now I just said cringe with a dummy what you did shit. Okay guys. All right
Listen, we're just gonna need not got this whole
Part of the stream out where's Ken he got this whole part of the stream out just pretend like it didn't happen
Just pretend that the last 60 seconds you never saw it was all your imagination. It was it was all your imagination
Okay, well alright, okay, I'm gonna send friends with the Debbie
All right. Okay guys. All right. Listen up here bitches. Listen up here bitches first off closing
I'm gonna need some help when we get in there. Okay?
Okay, okay. Okay, coach. I need your help. I need your help. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Just as soon as you get just stay right there
I need your help
I like to really know what's on my gun. I just I need to know what's on my gun
wait
Wait, I need you to you tell me what this is
You just
Maybe you can help but help me. I just don't know what it's called. It's a laser. It's a laser. It's a laser or some type
Well, I'm glad I didn't even change my screen. I mean, you didn't even show your speed. Nope. Don't even eat them already out
fantastic fantastic
The furry screen
Game so horrible resorted to trolling around you guys did you guys trolling around?
Make a lock in you guys. Are you guys having fun right now?
God if I see a smile on either of you guys's faces, I'm killing you
I'm I'm I'm what I'm pulling out my glock 19, and I'm clicking the trigger until there's no bullets left in the game
Of course in the game, of course in the game, of course in the game
or it doesn't drive
Okay, I hope it was okay.
Mr. Fluffy Hades, what good man good, I'm bad.
Thank you, Bob.
What do you say to my wife?
I think our main thing right now is we're good man.
Good.
I'm bad.
Thank you, Bob.
What do you think about?
What's going on?
Right now, we should just focus in the first raid.
Might be boring.
We need to focus on just being able to just load in.
No more trains.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should do things where we don't die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I need your help with something real quick. Okay. I'm not going to do an intro
We just have fun to say to you.
What's up from Hawaii?
Hawaii?
Oh, here we see me work.
Oh!
Fucking guy's walking out.
I need help. I need help. I need help. I need help. I need help. I need help. Can you
please help me identify this item? What is this called? What is it? What is it? What
okay all right okay okay now all right let's slow our roll now guys that's your
hold on I don't know where to run yeah it's over it's over here it's over here
come on I'm gonna go to you with the wrong way to go here go here
Tennessee. You're the only 10. I see.
Oh, the storm outside.
Things I'm gonna do, you buddy. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
Right. Just transit. We had like two seconds left.
I'm gonna say you.
No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah, no, I didn't know you had this.
Stay bound.
I'm not kidding. Boys locked it in.
Mmm. Hey. Mmm. Mmm.
Why sound so sloppy? We were the sewers.
It's all poo down there. Poo.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. You're from Memphis? That's not possible.
I can tell by the way.
You'll be alive right now.
Mmm.
Oh man.
Hmm water with these earlier streams, dude, I don't know
Do I speak it that's what we do that's how we're doing we
Based in true I went to Memphis once and I'm dead
Oh shit. Collins. Collins.
Streets killed me. Streets killed me.
Streets killed me.
The streets killed me.
Streets killed me. The streets killed me.
Alright, Lockheed. He's not here. He's eating his seventh microwave, Velveeta mac and cheese.
Fantastic. Guys, I'm taking Velveeta mac and cheese with the bacon.
It's the most disgusting shit I've ever had in my life.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Lockheed. You're looking alive.
Wait, I actually need to go down here.
You go to the server room, don't we?
Yeah, I have to go to the sewer.
Is that over?
I don't know.
I can't believe it!
Fuck you.
She's got a she-fushie!
Are there any extracts to her?
No, he's not touching the thing!
Yeah, I didn't see how he touched it.
Shit, I pulled the pick on myself.
Oh no, the universe!
Universe, universe!
I'm on night vision, thank God.
Oh, do you have to be my hack?
Yes, I have to be my hack.
Wait, maybe this will help.
Nope, I can't see still.
I'm video control and I was updating.
That's fantastic.
Fantastic.
What do you mean it's updating?
Has it received an update in 15 years?
Okay, we need to see if it's, we need to see if it's, I think we should go to the residential area. Who are we waiting for right now?
Oh, she's at you down there. Yeah, I'm turning up my cheats
Oh silencer, I do okay. Oh, come on. All right, you go first John. You know what's expendable
No, we John to live we we jump with the idiot to both the other places and you have some of those jobs
Yeah, no, I've never been to this map on this.
It's like, okay, what?
So go check for what you need.
You saw a tour?
You stopped rubbing your nipple
in the middle of the doorway.
I'm trying to get in here.
Pop manage right now.
Server room and then learn how to escape.
Server room's right here to the left, right here to the left now.
Right here to the left, yeah, and then.
That's right here to the left too.
Yeah, it's also right here to the left.
Yeah.
It's right here to the left as well.
And if we go up left, it's right there.
Oh my god, I hadn't even thought about that.
Did you get that gun? Did it work?
Yep.
Oh yeah, I see.
I'm in the management room.
No, the management room was in the middle.
That was the hardest one to get to.
Mm-hmm.
The thing is, you have to kill everyone on the map.
Or just run to it right here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
Where is it?
It's that glass square in the middle, second floor.
Oh, with the cats?
What's the best entrance?
No, not with the cats.
That's on the other side.
Not with cats.
You said big square in the middle with the glass?
We got to kill him now!
We got him at last.
Where?
At last he's gone.
If he can see him, he can see us.
Okay, exactly.
Okay, spring up these stairs and immediately make a left.
Spring up these stairs right there.
That's where the server wants us.
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
I hear him right next to me.
Coach, where did you go?
I'm in weapon testing.
Do you get credit?
Are you done with it?
No, I don't know where it is.
I made a left.
It's in square the fucking middle!
Are you serious?
Are you stupid?
I can't see a single thing.
My screen is...
Go right there!
Keep going!
Okay, I got it.
I got you.
Thank God.
You died and sprinting around up there.
I would have been so mad.
Oh, he did it.
I can't see it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Turn on your cheese.
Come on, team!
Mine don't work like yours.
We gotta get moving.
Oh, bottom mid is all looted by the way. There's absolutely no loot here unless they're completely gutted labs.
You gotta keep moving, come on.
Yeah, I can't see shit, dude.
You remind me of the city just after this week.
Oh, meet them, meet them. Remind me of the middle of a mountain.
Guys, it's no drinking.
No drinking!
Fuck you.
Guys, you gotta see the third red. You gotta see it first.
I see what I read I see what I read oh dude he's just close to me. He's in red. He's in red. He's in red
It's a shot. Thank you
Yeah, I can go under them hate it. Yeah, do that. Do that. I'll watch the door. We'll jump. Yeah. Yeah close. We gotta close. Come on
Okay, you're gonna hear springing it's gonna be big hopefully no one's pretty who is it? That's me kill him dude
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna need it okay, okay
Fuck you fuck you
Anyone in red is a bitch
Yeah, you got my back to the door. I need to care.
Care.
I'm out of days. Out of days. Get him.
I can peek it. I can peek it.
Oh, we got Jeff. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
John just stood there for three consecutive minutes.
He just stood there.
He got shot that one time during the leg.
You got something a second time while looking at the man shooting him and then he stayed there for a third one so nice
He added with throttling
There's a man, there's a man
They just bounce off your head
Who's you where are you coaching there's a man there's a man
I'm on the stairs staring into red he has to be in violent or red wait wait wait
The guy should be shooting you then.
The guy is-
Oh yes, I'm on the stairs towards the kitchen.
The bad guy is between-
He's in mid.
Who's in between Cat Room and the Middler's Room.
I think you were gonna-
I'm looking for the guy.
He's probably on a head of you in mid somewhere.
That's right. Look at looking like the server maybe
No, no, he could have been able to shoot that far
He was pretty good. We couldn't he couldn't he has to be between cat and manager job is
Hey, what I went metal. It's a server. He's a server. You're right. I
Know what? Oh, he's huge huge huge. Oh
That's a whale
guys spreading out guys pretty out
Red room right now.
Oh god.
Wait, he jumped out window.
Did you wait for me?
Yes, yes.
He jumped out window, he broke his legs, he's out.
The guys I still it's over guys. So it's over. He's close over doors. Hey
Now you stand that server room bitch boy
You stand there pussy you stand that server room, that's an order buddy once be okay
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
OK, OK.
I know where you are.
Like, just trying to crowd with one guy.
I don't know what to do about this other guy.
No, no, no.
He's after the light.
Where's he at?
I don't know what to do, but he's just
close to several, oh, I'll go back to you.
Is he still there?
No, he's not red anymore, right?
No, he jumped out.
He jumped out.
Where are you at?
I'm in the middle by cat.
Oh, gosh, okay. Take it for a first one.
Take four.
I'm trying to crafty here, I'm gonna have to push him.
Lock him.
You know where he ran after he jumped out?
No, I just heard him go,
UGH!
Oh, I bet.
We just have to wait for them to move, bro.
I'm on front of Red Room, don't shoot me.
Okay.
He could be on the stairs.
Oh, I checked, I checked.
Hey, John, how you doing?
We would just like that start from again
I serve her
Are you ready?
No, that's the guy mean I got a little bread in that was a big man. The guy doesn't just walk to say that was not you
Now that's me me me me me
There's a guy the guy that is extractor right now is extractor directly under us. He looted all this and me
Oh, he's leaving. We got to get up
We're not here to serve I just heard him I serve again. I'm joking. We'll be cozy. Look at me. Look at me
We know that's the other opening. No, he's not
We do that's the elevator. He's gone. Yeah
That bastard he took all of our goodies and schedule been read
Excuse me, sir
I don't mind if I take a couple goodies to you.
Just a couple, just a couple, just a couple.
What, just a couple?
That's all I need, just a couple.
Just a couple.
What about that other guy?
Can Blacks have been just spawned by its offer now?
Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
You just gotta press those buttons and stuff, and then sometimes they spawn right on me too.
You have any key cards?
Yeah, I have all the key cards.
You're spreading I expected for like you to get
I got
Did the guy leave
Yeah, so the guy's still over by jeep
He's by the Jeep
No, the G like medical. Oh, he's a G is a gangster
Now is you on metal that was you on metal?
No, it was I promise you maybe it was maybe it was it. I don't know
I'm just gonna ignore it. If you ignore it can't hurt you
That's what that's
Like how the Romans did it or something or whatever
Would I see a nibble
You're in first step!
Coach, I got a Linux! I got a Linux!
Did you really?
I'm gonna probably die this time.
No, don't die. Your cock is too fat.
Don't die. Your cock is too fat.
I don't know where he is.
Your cock is way too fat. Don't do that.
So are you running right now?
I was in offices, yes.
You didn't care anything about offices?
Yeah, it was dark offices.
Wait, oh, wait, hold on.
Isn't this like a super duper rare thing I just found?
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
You're on the chair?
Good chair.
Oh my God!
I just got a second advantage!
Oh, bitch!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
What happened?
Good eye, boys! Good eye!
I fucking hate them.
Oh, gosh, yeah!
My bug-leaves were telling me there's Lennox on the chair,
but now he's having some time with these.
You had to just lie in the ass.
That's my first time.
They're just fucking yeah, he's just fucking with me. Oh my god
Guys, isn't this a super rare book though? Is this like super rare?
book the advanced electronic materials textbook is like really rare
John you gotta get over here there's tons of good stuff
Okay, let me take the bullet out of my forehead. Okay
Just do it fast. We sort of know where that guy is that killed me by the way
You must have been a wizard. Don't you use the guy in server room like you said Closie?
Yeah, I know but he's still in this game. Only one action
How is a lion 7.2 kilograms you fucking my ass?
I'm gonna take that. No, I'm not that's too expensive. I do hey
I'm gonna go loot on the new black room I don't care I have to a Lennox is in my
butthole along with a two million dollar book I could get my throat slit by an
assassin right now and I wouldn't give a shit
I don't care at all.
I don't care the slide.
I couldn't care less.
We're under the chair?
Okay, now he can lie to me.
Everybody's saying go back under the chair.
I'm just going to just...
They blessed me once, so I'm going to trust them on the second one.
They blessed me one time.
Aw, man. Aw, man.
In all of the trust they just built up,
built up it's gonna be gone in two seconds which which one oh they said we
got them the one guide other chair we hold on the week it could be
Hold on, maybe they are lying.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, buddy.
I'm sorry.
Wait, no, hold on.
Wait, no.
Wait.
Maybe they're not lying.
Wait, hold on.
Okay.
Wait, no, no, no.
No!
Good work! Throwing away all the trust that we've been with each other!
Wizard break? Wizard break?
Yeah, that's what he's making. Somebody already opened the new black room. I'm gonna go green.
Where do you want?
I'm gonna go out of here.
Hey, bitch! I know you're still here, pussy!
Come out!
Come on, Dr. I can fuck you.
I mean, he's ratty.
Oh, he's definitely ratty. He's a rat.
Just keep your eyes right here
You're right here, right it to it
Right it to read it to read it to it
Wonder if the rap saint under his hot doing sex. He's like thrust now. Oh, yeah
He pulls on a hair and puts a thumb up
Over your beam over your beam
I think I got scammed. I think I might have gotten robbed.
Oh, man.
Oh, no. Oh, Vaseline was...
Oh, thousands, thousands of rumors.
Oh, I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
I don't do coaching. We just activate one of the hangers
and we kill all the Black Division and we get all the juicy loot.
We think, yeah.
I mean, this guy is just ratting somewhere.
He's a stinky rat.
I guess he could have went sewage.
Oh, no.
No, I told him not to.
Wait, sewage conduit is there, right? It's green?
Yeah, he went sewage.
Wait, unless it's just green because we were there.
Do I read?
It has to be lose five.
Maybe two lives.
That should be lose five.
I'll check it right now.
You check the tens?
The tens?
Oh, you guys, I gotta go back and check the tens.
Wait a second!
Is this guy loaded?
No.
Wow!
What?
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Oh
Some knuckle
Oh, yeah, I got good on slay was the assholes
Oh my gosh, you did miss a ton of stuff. Yeah, I might be stupid
This is a ton of stuff, guys.
Let's...
Oh, let's...
Lettix in the sink?
Wait...
Is he waiting for me?
We want sink.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Don't you touch my sink!
No, I need to run in here for a while.
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Oh, oh, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, Coachy, no.
Cozy, no, what is it?
Cozy, Cozy!
What are you findin'?
You findin' it?
Cozy, no shits, and do you find some clues?
Oh, no!
I don't find anything cool, I got a slew,
I have a different quest.
Cozy, Cozy, I know you did not find the same one,
give me back the thing.
I, this is my room.
Cozy!
Okay, here, you wanna run in here?
Yes!
Oh, you piece of shit.
You piece of crap, die in hell.
We come on guys, let's go see if residential's hit real quick, yeah?
Come on, team!
What are we going to do?
They're telling you to use full-body lead-axe.
It's not even 5.
Closer, closer, closer, closer, you have to swear to God that you don't have my lead-axe.
Swear to God, I have your lead-axe.
Okay, okay.
So you know if you lie when you swear to God, you're going to hell or whatever the shit.
You instantly get struck by lightning.
a few buddy
oh there he was it's all right let's leave I'll be to your server room okay
you should go see you should go see okay yeah I'm still worried about that one guy
you know no no no he's long gone I talked to him he's he's got he's gone
forever he's moved on to bigger and better things
you're saving trip in Europe oh no because we haven't pressed any buttons yet
there's three buttons fast your black room isn't open yet hold on wait a
minute wait just you gotta start minute
but you can fuck off immediately oh you can fuck off in me okay hold on
Wait, is this where you're going to...
Alright, hold on now, because I have a stem for you that you have to use immediately while closing your eyes.
Okay, alright.
I grabbed the one stem, do you want it back?
I'm not popping it.
Come on, pop it, pop it, pop it.
I'll pop it, I'll pop it.
I'll pop it.
Do you have two of them?
we're not if i thought we were you bought one
but we thought
bill
you said i am down
i am down to four mil
the hour before chruller you deserve you deserve you deserve you deserve to be alive
it was yours five million unflashed
seven eight four
seven
hey mr peanut hello here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
you look like a poo
In your survival streak says 0-2.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You're like the father country except the same amount.
You stupid bitch.
All right, in here.
Are you coming down here now?
No.
I'm going to go back to visit.
Come on.
No, no.
We've said the person's right.
Come on.
I'll leave it.
Will you leave it?
Wait for me.
It's me.
Yeah, my G.
You're a gangster
Yeah, I see your flashlight
front of me that door wasn't open
which one?
at the very end of the hall
where are you?
is that you?
who are you?
what did you do to my family?
I see you!
got him?
hold on I'm getting him
hold on, wait hold on I'm getting him
excellent raid gentlemen
excellent raid
I'm too son of a story good 10 times better than yesterday.
Good one team.
Not too savvy, not too savvy.
I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning to learn.
Jack learned.
Get your pen and paper out to Quill in your scroll.
That guy who killed me is still alive from first.
Oh my god, that's scary.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm looking at him right now.
What if he just went to the next raid?
Nope.
Nope, he would have told me.
You would have, oh, he would have whispered,
We will is pretty good here.
Nothing's in my head.
The guy's name is Stop Craving, bud.
And then he ran away.
300 hours and level 44, holy shit.
That would be a cheater.
No, dude, he's just running away.
I'm like, 90% turned the reading.
Reason he left instead of killing us,
because he's cheats a lot of to see that I was
a bird beat and he didn't want to get banned immediately.
Yeah, probably.
Report, yeah, just report him.
That's 100% what happened.
150%
There I verbally reported him
Is I literally got two Lennox's and a e.m. Oh my goodness. He's not even any on the market. Oh
What trader do I have to talk to you to learn if you skate park out?
Hmm. I don't know. I don't know but I I don't know
But I don't know either
So don't feel self-conscious. All right. You start at the left. I'll start at the right, okay?
You started at the left cash on the left you start in the middle. We started the middle where we were we doing talking to traders
We I want to be included I would be part of it. It's not you go talk to traders. I'm talking around. Oh, I want to you get me
You get me for it. I'm buying 10 cans of fish
Fuck it make it 11 cans of fish. Oh
Oh
Don't go to ragman
Does you treat me this right go to ragman go to ragman? I'm buying out the whole waterstache for the Mrs.
Metapods. No one will have water but me
But I failed it by the way
It said objective failed the poor yeah, but wait and then it says tour complete
wait wait oh no but you guys are doing tour right now
we were there we just finished it oh I'm done with you
thank you thank you yo you're welcome
are we are we going back to labs we're going to ice raker
we can just load into labs now
the reason we get that is so we can get to load into labs
Kina on time what I've achieved for two hours we're trying out the new
schedule
I
Every time people recommend you know I speak a bunch of the chats get blocked because I had to ban the word ice about like six months ago
And when everybody was talking about ice
Yeah, you would you be playing like
Among us that they'd be like what do you think about it's like I'm playing among us
Oh, I guess you removed. We don't in mind. Oh, I guess you can jay now. I just saw one guy get blocked
Yeah, hold on. You removed that? I know I banned it. Wait.
They are slacking, dude.
Well, now nobody's just talking about us. Shit. Fuck.
And there's no ban on the word, so...
I'm gonna do the ban again!
Oh, it's with the dodge. You do the dodge and then it gets you.
Let's see what else is banned dot dot dot what would that guy's next message is gonna
be.
I let's ride!
He's activating his ultimate, he's activating his ultimate.
Oh no.
Wait does this have no armor plates in it?
No? Yeah, guys.
Wait, which one?
The one I'm wearing.
No.
Maybe.
Don't ask me another complex question.
I'm sorry.
Wait, okay, we were actually going back to labs?
Yeah, yeah.
We were not?
We are.
Yes, why not?
Wait, we aren't?
No, we are.
We are what?
We're going to lab.
Pirates.
Yergh, matey!
We're going to land for the booty
By the dry
Why I never get a gift
No, they could just turn off the power that would I got night vision
I don't think I can
labyrinth unlock how you still not done the lab of crutch takes two seconds
Because I don't like shoreline shoreline. He's your slot. No shoreline
Slut slut
I'm a little turned on again.
That's just people directly to our right, be careful.
You are directly to our right, be careful.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Cheers boys, cheers, cheers, boys, cheers.
Oh, shit.
Don't you see that we're all on the internet store?
You won't see what you're thinking,
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Who needs you are?
Who needs you are, amigo?
Oh, where's your card?
Where's your card?
Wait! Don't be open the rest of your year, right?
What?
The Chim-Kill-Brown-Tare.
Sheeeeeee!
The pioneers who thrive these bad boys
for miles!
They're still in great shape.
Oh
Because you guys wait clothes only clothes he knows he's muted
Please your clothes is talking to himself this whole time perfect
Where's the car that I was in the car anywhere
I don't know.
Who's he?
I don't know.
I can't handle anything.
Wait.
Hey, Mr. Spon?
I don't think I missed you, Spon.
Oh my God, I've been deafed the whole time.
What?
There's Flashlight Far End by G.
Okay, go kill him, and then come back.
Okay, go kill him, go back.
He's in the stage there while I saw he couldn't be technically the first one. Oh
Which is that you sitting in the middle of the hallway? Yes, I'm thinking the wind if anyone beats window. Oh god it's good
I got the results
Okay
You little
oh my god guys guys I just got a blue folder I just got a blue folder
oh my god I just got a big coin and a blue folder no fucking way
I thought you just died you just got absolutely splattered right next to me
Yeah, that's where the employees are.
Their hands are close to where you.
I ran basement and I'm looking down to where Jesus nothing.
Okay, I turned elevator.
Yeah, that's main.
Let's go to battle pass.
I'm gonna split up says.
I'm gonna blue.
I'm just going to take some of these guys.
Oh, shoot me, Mr. Door.
Shoot me.
I don't really find good stuff in this room, like, ever.
Oh, please, please, fuck me.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, I'll help you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, I don't think this place usually has anything.
Is there anything?
Um...
Who is so nerfed?
As a stream sniper, I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Okay, buddy.
Okay.
Yeah, okay. I'd like to see you drive, bitch.
Okay, pussy.
Alright.
I'll wrap you ass up. I'll wrap you ass up like a nice tortilla.
Oh, take your ass out back. Alright, pal?
Boom! Bam! You see that?
Oh, fuck! Boop, beep, boop!
Yeah, everybody's saying Lennox on the floor left of entrance.
Okay, hold on. I'm getting Lennox in like ten different places. I know they're lying.
Where are you at again? Say it one more time.
I'm in the office. There's a bunch of them.
Okay, okay. Come on, come on, sir, come on, sir.
If the doors open that thing, the hallway means someone's there.
Okay, everybody's saying Lennox on the trip to...
Should we try something now?
I'm just...
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
really right there's a fucking printer even in this I don't even know there is a
printer there's a 3D printer is this the printer they're talking about
is it
Oh
You're not even near offices. What are you talking about? Are you smoking crack out your butt?
I'm gonna come help.
That's us.
Little bit of packet, little...
Oh, shit, in my ass.
Where's Pete?
I'm on the whole way across to the corner.
I didn't see anyone on the head, East.
Hey, I think I saw someone across the way.
He's just a noxious guy, so you died from him?
It's for now.
Hey, don't run.
Wait, this is where you, hold on.
Yeah it is.
It is?
I can tell because I'm currently dying.
Oh fantastic, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Read investigation, Mr. John, thank you.
Thank you.
Who wants to get the huge backpack?
Score!
John, John, John, I think you're gonna die.
I think you're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
I hope you know that once you get enough of that,
your lungs, you actually die.
even if you don't die in the cloud.
Oh, they're running at me if I make a one.
Oh, that's huge, that's huge.
Score!
The society sent is man-a's an instrument.
Anyone with my vision?
I've never been much of an RTC,
I'll have to take it in profession.
Wait, hold on now, wait, hold on now.
Well, hold on now then, buckaroo.
What, you're supposed to eat moody?
I'm coming. I'm coming on here. Okay. Well, I do how long to take this gas to go away. I don't know
But it's come to me on fishing me up. Do you guys got so much? I mean five of me one from that. Oh
What's the one saying something about BD keys over what is that?
That's true the main trade. Okay. Okay good cuz I took it
Okay, you're an asshole. I just you stop taking my shit. Do you need it? I
I prefer it you asshole. No you have it. You know what? I want you to live with the
consequence. I want you to feel like a piece of crap. You're not gonna sleep
tonight. You're not gonna be able to sleep tonight. I'm gonna sleep like a baby. No, no you're not.
Oh I just want a hundred S.A.P. Oh and a hundred and fifty-one. Oh my god oh my god. Are you angry?
You, you, you, we're both agreed. We're both agreed. Oh my god, this is massive.
This is, oh no, he's stealing from me. Do not let him lie to you. He's not
helping me in the slightest. I would rather him dead. I would rather have a dead raccoon
dunked into my waist, dragging behind me as I loot the green room than him inside the
green room. I have not a singular thing. Good. Good. What do you want the hunt for
your father oh I do I've got another mule I've been like four mules this raid
like three that's nice oh little something shot in it was you where are
you at watch why we heard anything yeah that's what I'm worried about there's
gonna be someone jorgeny in the corner it's smacking his bean a bean smacker
I'm going to be in job you're gonna find you're gonna find this just
smack in it oh oh no okay all right oh yeah I'm all do it up let's you move
in I don't really find shit in here we just got an elevator
I'll be maimed.
And they're out.
Why are people just leaving?
Who are you? I don't. I'm in dark offices.
Why are people just leaving?
What happened to the old labs where everybody's jumping around and going crazy?
These guys are bitches.
I think black vision. You can't do that anymore.
People just leave the side of the map and just walk around.
How many spots in black vision?
Oh
What what what are you trying to fuck me?
Are you going to do it?
You want to make fun of me?
God, God, God, I mean where you got legs
What?
No, I do not.
I totally would have made fun of you
and I put it in my butt.
Go ahead, put it in.
Oh!
Whoa!
I think he was trying to be fat like
We are on the move
Not only were they looted their gun was
How how is there a dead person we haven't heard anything? I know I don't know. Don't even turn off the lights
Hell is going on around here?
I'm going to the red room. I'm going to red room
Excuse me is anyone here? I'm in front of red room. I'm going in. Excuse me. I don't know. Oh
Bunch of dead things over here. Oh, why is you don't want to hear?
The dead things over here I
Don't know
Uh, it's my kitchen.
She be like, hey, I'm bridge.
I'm bridge fight.
And we just didn't hear anything.
I don't know.
I there's no one here.
I'm just getting so much loot.
There's no one to stop black vision.
Yeah, how do they kill so many people that is here?
Dude.
Is the audio spoken again?
I don't know.
I don't know why you ask me these questions.
You know, I get you know, I get angry.
Yes, that questions I don't know the answer.
God's shot, who just shot?
What's it mean?
I'm either.
Whoa, whoa, George here!
Yeah, there was a shot in parking.
Really?
Are they jerking it in elbow?
Wait, who's talking?
I'm not talking.
Well, I am talking, we're not in the game.
You took my shit in the game?
Yeah, I thought it was, but I think it was my song.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm over oh my god! I just got another bet!
Where's Benz? Where's Benz? Where's Benz? Where's Benz?
Yeah, yeah go to my bar already, you kid shoot me. You kid shoot me.
Spending, spinning, sprinting, parking.
Wait.
100% they're on the parking stairs.
What are you talking about?
I'm not parking. I'm a hanger.
What?
Are you running right now?
No.
There's someone next to us on the, on the, on the stairway next to Reddad.
Okay.
I'm in kitchen. There's a guy sprinting front server right now.
Are you sure?
Yes, promise.
He sprinted up hanger stairs, stopped moving, then jumped, and then sprinted front.
What am I?
He's still alive are we fuck I hit him like six times. He's a killer
I'm not one of my maxes as the same piece of go right good. We see it. We see it
Like you might watch it shooting at him, bro, I hit him six times
We're gonna be alive we're gonna need you live
8-5-5-1 was 5, no killer, it's level 6, how many guys?
How is he alive?
We'll not have it, but face mask.
6 shots?
I had that made, too.
The face mask is level 6, cause see, that's why we need the SSAP.
Oh yeah, I got my SSAP loaded up.
Let me see one shot, so I can get my MN5-5-5-1 out of there.
Right, where is he?
There's an end of the hall.
Oh, Niko, I see him!
Oh my God, he's massive.
He's huge, he's just because I'm out there.
Oh my god!
Is he sus?
No, but he is, he's handsome, very handsome.
Very handsome, very sexy.
Alright, wait, just give me a second.
I'll be able to sprint through mid. Kill him.
Are you still there?
Yeah, he went a little bit left though. I'll use the left side now.
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who's running? I mean, I mean, I mean
He's actually John he says John
Where's John?
He's going to be on the stairs
Okay, you just get back in if he pushes me said
He's under red, he's under red, he's under red.
Yeah, that would have been great to know, Pete.
That's what I told you, I think, maybe.
Hey, Batesboy, take that!
Did I get him?
Are you dead?
You have to tell me if you're dead!
Those are the rules!
What should we do?
I have to take my leg.
I don't want to use these guys type 20.
Oh, these guys are- oh my god!
This guy had four mags of SSAP and a type 20.
I have to get out of here.
I cannot die.
I'm back. Hey, where is he? He's under red, that's what I heard, but I haven't heard
him like two minutes. Okay. I'm getting hungry. I'm hungry, boy.
Whoa.
Sure.
Wait, is there any chance to kill him? Because I haven't heard him at all since
he got fine.
Where could he possibly be?
Oh, she got this.
Got it.
I hear movement.
I'm in front cat.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, that's you moving.
Okay.
It's you.
Okay.
He's right below John.
Shit!
That's what we do.
Where's this guy at?
Yeah.
That's what we do
He's under red he's under red. I was just I was just there peeking up. Well, we didn't see anything
I didn't see any movement under red unless he was sitting in a corner
Can I not open this door?
They did you close red
I
Don't I'm not wasting it on the rent so I have to get you out of there. Are you 10 fucking serious?
You are you a webe at super duper for real
Oh
You expect your friend Conn is John you've made three million dollars in two raids
Holy shit, I gotta go let John out of the fucking red room.
Give me a second.
God, I hate you, John.
They just spawned in mid.
Watch out.
Come on, John.
John, get out of there.
Let me out, let me out, let me out.
I'm out of food, I gotta get some food.
Does he have any food?
Yeah, I do, I do.
Oh, yeah, let's stop right here.
This is the sixth one.
I
Just in the bathroom
This behind
I'd piece in the bag
I don't know where
I dropped my backpack
There's one upstairs here
I dropped it to sprint at peanut
There's no peas in my bag
Another bag
I actually don't know where I dropped my backpack
Great wait a second. So what we do about this guy?
Sure. Are you dead or not?
I'm so bad then you guys will do about this guy. I mean he's gonna be ratting us
Yeah, okay, I'll go look
Yeah food
Okay, I'm gonna be in
I
Did you kill him actually?
Hell yeah, no one mentioned with the funulator
Nobody messaged with the LeBron James. I'll talk about baby
I
Killed him down here in the in under under wrap
Who's coming on the stairs
You got to run to me John! Run to the bridge! He's upstairs!
John, who's on the stairwell with me?
I'm upstairs, I'm upstairs, but John's in kitchen. He's got to hit my fucking life.
What the hell?
I literally have a thousand rounds of 5 out of 6 crazy shit. I cannot die right now.
I'm laying down in kitchen.
John, is that you walking?
Yeah, I was laying down in kitchen. I gotta heal just about everything.
Hey, front red, front red.
I can't die here. I'm too hot. I'm too sexy.
No one has any food. No I'm good food, I'm good food, I'm good food.
You're good over the kitchen?
Oh yeah, absolutely. You're good.
Fucking me not.
Are you a smoking crack?
Oh, and my backpacks out there, perfect.
Oh!
Oh god.
This is so bad.
Oh my god.
Damn it!
We're walking, we just let them walk.
We're walking at us.
Wait, I think we're in the kitchen.
There's not good.
Coach, I don't want to be here anymore.
Yeah, we have to kill this one guy.
It's only one guy?
One guy.
I think he's in kitchen.
Right on the other side of this wall.
What is?
Don't you get nasty with me?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Where is he?
He's looking, he's four feet from me dude.
I just made the dude I just kissed I stared at a guy under Intel and we made sweet love
What do you mean?
I made food bad!
I have food!
There's a guy under Intel and I just stared at him and we made eye contact
I wasn't me dumbass! I'm here!
Got no shit, Jackass!
What did he do?
Don't go me and Jackass!
I need all this shit. This is all mine.
Don't retouch my shit or I'll kill you.
I'm a joke. I'm just gonna run stuff up. I've got so much shit.
Guys, we got five minutes to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, we're going main.
Uh, I should wait here.
Guys, I can't leave a single one of these things behind.
Do you see? I gotta condense. I gotta condense.
I gotta unpack like 50 bags.
The one thing on the clown show is right.
This is a liability clown show.
By the time you come get your stupid food. Oh my god, you come get your food for God's sake
No
That's how you don't kill it. Oh my god
Oh shit, oh shit, I didn't tell you guys if I die right now. I'm quitting forever
Water now you put it on this guy's body. It's piece so it'll it'll give you water
It'll give you a bowl. You know I just dropped it. I just dropped it on the stairs and said the bottom of the stairs right here
You touch my shit. I'm gonna kill you
You're so bad right there the bottom of the stairs if you touch anything but the bees
I will genuinely shoot you in the face
You gotta get out of here right now we have to get out of here right now boys
Oh
Somebody just died God John John if I look up and you're dead, I swear to God
I don't have time for this shit. I don't have time for all this crap. I gotta get this shit
out of here. You need to go call the elevator below us. You need to go call the elevator
below us. Right now, you need to go call it. You need to go call it? No. What do you
mean no? What do you mean we have three fucking minutes? What do you mean no? Go
Okay, I was just gonna camp my bike to make you you fuck
There were camp in here like in the main
Not leaving a single more so of loot behind I'm not leaving a single morsel
I'm not leaving a single morsel of loot behind not a single morsel not a single morsel of loot will be left behind
not a single morsel
Oh
Okay, okay, we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
There was water on this day guy
Where's the beady laptop so I grab it
Sure, it's nothing too crazy. So don't really worry about it. Don't die over it guys
You guys gotta be able to go the elevator yet the fuck are we doing?
I swear to God if I die right now go to you. Have you called the elevator? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm in Maine. I didn't call the elevator yet. Which man? Which man? What is that? Is that in the basement?
The one... Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm running through the basement. I'm running through the basement. There's me. I'm going through the elevator.
No, by the way, I was looking for that guy's backpack.
Have you called the elevator?
No!
This is me. This is me. I'm calling it. I'm calling it. This is me.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
He was donated?
No, no, no. I'm just goofing around over here.
Don't worry.
Wait, dude, where do you think that guy put his backpack?
No, I don't care. I don't give a shit.
I don't care about your life.
I don't care at all.
I've got so much shit right now.
I've got so much shit.
Don't go on. Don't go on. Don't hit it.
Don't get in there.
You're going to kill the elevator!
I'm walking. I'm walking.
I'm walking here.
Stop, Pete. I'm low. You stupid fuck.
I will head tap you so fucking fast.
One more shot. I'm not joking.
I'm not joking. One more shot.
I'm shooting.
Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me.
to me.
Excellent, Red.
Oh my God.
Guys, you don't understand how much I just got out.
The two Germany boys, how much did you see that?
Holy crap, holy crap.
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
Yeah, that was massive, dude.
I don't know why you went laid down.
Wait a minute.
In the middle of the room, there was black division roaming around.
Okay, they're all dead wait P what what what?
What what I gotta kill I got a kill back here
That was a random
Shot at the beginning right at the beginning
Was it right?
Yeah, you did at the beginning. It was just like a one-shot. Yeah, I wouldn't know
I
Actually wait did I actually kill the killer guy because if so I hit fired it from fucking four staircase in the bottom red
Oh my god, you know it was you congratulation
Congratulations, oh, but by the time I got to someone had taken all of the loot now
Wait, that's actually sorry. I'm sorry. Oh
Well, I'm very good at the other I had no legs and I just spammed hit fired bottom red
They killed them. That's fucking insane. What can I have his gun?
Closing closing wait you were yelling at me by the way you were yelling at me to call the elevator while you were booting
They killed that I got that's your say
Don't recall that. Yeah, that's yours. Hey, hold up. No, that would not hold up in court
I would not hold up in court at all. I that's that's you say honestly. I'm gonna sue you for defamation
Defamation that is defamation. That's a defamation of character. That's a defamation of character is directly relating to monetarily
Yeah money. Yeah
I'm telling you buddy as opposed to the not monetarily losing money
Yeah, not monetarily losing money fine, but if you monetarily lose it you're fucking cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy look at my
screen. I'm doing anything. Look at this. Look at this. Wait. Hold on. Wait
Wait, hold on. I gotta go game. Look at this
This is how much ammo I just got.
I just got-
That guy have all that ammo, be honest.
No, no, no, no.
I collected this over lots of guys.
Why would one guy have this much ammo?
You smoking that?
Dude, I didn't know.
That guy, I think that guy killed everyone.
Well, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God.
I have to, I have to complete this out.
Hold on, I gotta complete this out.
Oh my goodness.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Oh my God.
Hold on now, hold on.
Oh my God.
five stacks of SSAP, six stacks of M855A1,
and that's about it.
I probably should have said it with more emphasis.
Let me try that again.
I got five whole stacks of SSAP,
and on top of that, I got six full,
complete stacks of M855A1.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Oh my God, of course he thinks we're killing
guy under red and he had all that ammo. Oh my God huge. Huge. I also got two type 20s
by the way. Two type 20s. I don't even know it's the new it's the new 556 black division
weapon. It's absolute matter. It is absolute matter. Did you happen to get one off the
Okay, another guy?
No, he run a pistol in.
Sister pistol on that guy.
Just a pistol on that guy, unfortunately.
Well, keep my peepers open.
Oh, keep my peepers open.
Don't you worry, big man.
Oh, keep my peepers open.
Don't you worry, big man.
Guys guys how much money you guys since the start of this stream I have good idea coaxie
Guys I'm getting 8.5 million from the start of the stream. I'm not even joking you fucking trolling at 91.5
We technically you stream I now have 100 million flat
I'm reading everything
Dude you were worried about a one red keycard swipe you piece of shit
Yeah, you know what I would like to think I would selfless I sacrifice an extra red key card just so
That would leave the road and then die
Oh
I've gotten so rich is the only chance I'm taking everything
You can take this dick in your butthole.
I got three meals on top of all that.
My god.
I'll take his penis.
My god.
Huge, huge, huge, huge.
Oh my god.
Somebody's got to take penis cock.
No, that belongs to my uncle.
It's gotta be me.
Should we run to the house?
We run ice because we got the lab
That's just kind of cooking
Doesn't matter because this game is fucking terrible
Bro is so selfish selfish selfish
They're not one common gay pussy.
They're gay fucking bum.
Don't get in the way.
Oh!
God, yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
What?
I don't know what I want to bring making something cheap because you're going to die.
Okay.
Oh.
Um, oh my god.
Um, um, um,
I'm forgetting I'm forgetting okay wait hold on
I'm not forgetting oh no no don't forget I'm not forgetting no okay oh yeah good to go
you guys ready close okay and let's ride we are cooking tonight guys good
work out there boys. Thank you.
Oh, Mr. Oh, Mr. V. S. Dot.
One hour and make the club face.
What good?
Good.
You know who you should pick?
You should pick.
You can name one football player.
I can but not.
I can only name retired ones.
I know Tom Brady, I know Brett Farve.
Roy Rice.
Dude.
Is he still playing or is he retired too?
No man.
Oh, is he retired?
It's not Roy.
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Let me see if I can see one guy that's in the NFL.
Let me think.
I know.
Certainly I know one.
I know one.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is AJ Rogers?
Is that a guy?
Did you just come?
What the hell is that?
You just combined three players.
I want to die.
Hold on now.
Give me a little bit of time.
I might see you again soon.
Hold on.
Hold on now. Hey, give me a chance. I'm actually going to guess what. Hold on.
No, I'm close with the AJ Rogers thing. I'm close. RJ, RJ Rogers.
No, hold on. Wait, let me think. Hold on. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
a lot of them play video games.
One of them who's been following peanut since he was a little little guy.
We are remember he takes me a long time ago.
McKinney McKinney.
Yep.
Is that his name?
That's one of his names.
McKinney McKinney.
I used to am McKinney.
the ball in it. Oh, and there
was me. I mean, I don't I
remember. I was actually I
was when I was like when I
only had like a hundred
bungalows in here and he
touched me because I like
your stuff. I go, thank you
share. I said, thank you
share.
Marjays. Oh, I played with
Jamar chase a nice we played with Jamar chase
There's one oh, bam
Got it. There it is. There's one skid use
We really scat a bow. I remember because we call him a nickname we caught him like
What we call him that guy just headbutt seems
I'm going to be a one and it's got a boo boo. Okay. It was kind of boo boo. That's what you
call them. Are you like glad you don't cheer for like you don't cheer for like any of you.
No, no, no, no, no, I will. I will. I will. I will. No cowboys. No cowboys. Yes. No cowboys.
What you want to do is you want to be a cowboy fan because cowboys are probably in
the Super Bowl is here in fact, Prescott is the top three quarterbacks. They actually
got actually gonna win like three. How do you know? They're good. They're
Defensive best defense in the day the best wide receiver duo and that got shits on every single person
So we wait we basically got this in the back, huh?
100% all right. Okay. All right. Wait. Hold on. Wait. I'm getting worried that you
Wait, I mean with you're stupid
Nope
I'm telling you
They're all against fans. What what wait wait? Have they not heard that the cowboys are gonna win yet?
Have you not told them? Oh, they haven't the cowboys are going
You guys are going to win because you guys have won.
Host game tweet from Kloaksy and Tim the Tatman saying the season's over.
After game one, after game one, if no injuries happened, they actually win the entire thing.
No joke.
Jaylin hurts.
Okay.
We can all listen regardless of anything Jaylin hurts.
Is he going to be better soon back now?
Jaylin hurts.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure any single one of us can go out there and throw football for
than the Jalen Hurts, okay?
It's not hard to hand it off to someone.
I don't have any opinions just to accompany that.
You just have an arm.
Come on, close.
Yeah, that's pretty racist.
Listen, Kenny Pickett can go out there
and hand the ball to Saquon.
It'll get 70 yards, all right?
That's pretty much what we can agree on, all right?
Whatever team you are, eagles suck.
Hold on, wait, no.
Dude, Cowboys are gonna win.
You know what, dude?
You know what?
I'm gonna do no more research,
and I'm gonna preach that the Cowboys
are gonna win for the rest of the rest of the time.
This is good.
Let's go.
Cowboys are the best team in the NFL.
Deal with it, deal with it.
Say they're not gonna win, the Super Bowl is Cope.
It is Cope.
It is Lyricale.
Did they only have it in the bag, 100%.
I've done the, I ran the numbers.
I've done the research.
All the guys on the offensive team
and all the guys on the defensive team are the best
in the NFL and they're gonna win.
100%.
Get hyped up, Cloak Cpl.
Get hyped up.
It's a coin!
I
When you guys look at that hallway they were in front we're just staring at parking hopefully some of the sprints up it
Is it can no one's won parking if he's won bridge
Oh my god, I forgot to bring my night vision flashlight. Oh, I'm fucked
Go open red. Oh crap. I don't have a night vision flashlight
Let's go red. Yeah, let's go redder than get inside and close it
God, this is horrible, horrible without a flashlight.
Yeah, you can go ahead and stay out there.
You can go ahead and stay out there, big man.
You can go ahead and just hang around out there.
Mmm.
Little something, something.
You do not hear me avoid. I can't kind of you very much from very much what you are. Oh, perfect
The burp peanut is in the brain everyone seems like the burp peanut
Who say that who say that
You are in the middle. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm sure to go over to any house. Okay. Okay, would you do this?
He can go ahead and stay out there chief. Oh, oh, oh, I can't close that door. Oh, I was just close that door
Would have been bad
He doesn't have one doesn't I don't think he does we would have been done we would be done for it
We better wait for a kind soul. Yeah
These rooms kind of shot this was booty
I
Yeah, they are
There's more torque went right here
Is this you yes, what the hell what do you mean is it downstairs? Yeah, the part below us
You crazy you said I said up I said upstairs is there a downstairs?
Yes, the part under it
So then how the fuck are you gonna be surprised when I'm upstairs if I didn't even know there was a downstairs
Am I in a room right now?
What
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Holy shit...
Today's a great day!
I'm sorry I'm not even happy for you.
I'm so gay, alright?
Okay...
I mean I'm so happy for you.
Alright.
I can't see anything.
What's on the lights back on?
They say, like, you turn the lights back on so people would just constantly go down there and flip it.
Oh my god.
I just got another get point.
I wanted to fucking buy it.
It doesn't matter if he dies because he can cover the entire cost of 70 keys at the
Oh my god, I have to buy every key. I have to buy every key. I have to buy every key. Oh my god. We're getting so bad.
This is the craziest little day I think I've ever had. I've had lucky raids but this has been a whole day.
Oh no, I'm going to yell at the fuck you guys. Oh shit, is this your turn? Yes, yes.
Oh yeah, this is why I need a flat site. I can't see anything out of my scope anymore.
They're in dark offices.
Yeah, I'm gonna die.
I need a flashlight finish.
I think I've lost at least 50 to 100 viewers.
My screen's basically just black.
College is dead night vision.
What?
What'd you say?
Ten G was there.
OK, will you get out of my room?
Hey, guys, if you take anything, I will shoot you.
I thought that was a good point.
Hey, turn off the announcement.
What is that?
Actually, whenever you press any buttons,
it doesn't do the agent lady.
The easy thing is, he's quiet.
Uh, can I in the room still?
Oh, this is a bust. This is a bust. This is a bust, guys.
Is that a mule?
Oh, man, I'm doing it.
Coachie, Coachie, Coachie! You don't happen to have that, uh, that, that type of laser that I have to pronounce, right?
No.
Because I can't see shit out of my scope, because it's the stupid scope lens.
I got it, sir. Sorry.
Perfect. Perfect.
What is she? What is she?
It literally gets blacker by the second.
Why did you...
What? What?
Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh.
Is this you, John, or is this you, Coachy?
That's John.
No, Josh's in the middle.
Coachy, where are you at?
There's shots in the middle.
I'm in the dark office.
Is he a guy?
Is he my division?
Where?
Went down, went down?
Where are they?
Right in front of Yellow.
Hey, I'm in the top dark office.
I can't see fucking shit.
Hey, hold on. I'm gonna see if I can cheat. Hold on
We have like a little bit where's that
Okay, I'm with the guy of the warning
And I'm one shot John. I'm gonna need you to pick up the slack see
Pick up the slack. Oh my god. See a single thing
You want to fuck this night vision? Oh my god. This is horrible. This is terrible.
Thank you.
Where are they? Can I peek him? Can I peek him?
Well, don't do it to me.
I could kill him if he didn't move left.
Enemy spotted.
Oh fuck.
Hey! They're out of ammo. Hold on.
Let me see it.
I
Got to put my stomach back in my organs are all over the road
My watch that door
You don't have a laser that has the night vision thing
Right for sure. I know I'm gonna kill the rest of this black division. They will get you a night vision gap
If I wrap this
Which corner are you wrapping I mean pop dark offices you have fire bars
Kill me. Oh, no, we're you're in dark offices. You sure
No, man, I'm lying to you
Well, you didn't even know there was this place had two floors about 30 seconds ago. So
You know so you know it's a little bit of skepticism. I think it's healthy
Okay, I know where he is now. I know where he is. I'll go kill him. You just stay tight
Wait, wait, I just realized I have two flashlights. I can just give you what
Wait, you go cheap
He John he John yeah, John I say if I say for you
You kill you know that he didn't shoot at me. These are you
The black shooting someone else
We jump for joy I got what I got what I got the my vision if who's you shooting at you if you want to see a you
parking I think oh my front plane is absolutely zero
Okay, there's guys in the Bresi area.
Come on, John, what are you doing tonight?
Come on.
Just eat you, just eat you.
Eat you.
Oh, yeah, we're looking right at him.
Oh, where are they?
Where are these guys?
Where'd they go?
He's meddling kids.
Where'd they go?
Where they go?
Where are these guys?
Oh, they could be anywhere.
Oh, John and I are looking for...
Where are they?
Oh, John and I are looking for...
Where they go?
Maybe this left?
Oh, yeah, we were there.
We were there.
Just getting a couple goodies.
Yeah, I found one.
I found one with the laser.
Oh, come up with me easy-use aiming system with integrated infrared.
Yes!
I got one, I got one, I got the thing, I got the thing I need.
Oh my God, you, you, you, you.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Oh!
There it is, boys. There it is.
Now we're docking. Now we're cooking.
That's another fun game.
Did you get night vision?
No.
They're fighting front-green and there's another guy to lose staircase
I heard Sasha got out of there, I got out of there.
Are you going to play or am I going to see what's up with you?
I heard Sasha, you know your boy was out of there, I said peace, I said peace.
And well, Mr. John, he didn't die.
I said I'm outta here, peace.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing, I had the fighter flight, John, I hope you
understand.
There's a guy talking over there.
What?
Is it ever flight?
I mean it's just flight.
Get the fuck out of here.
That time it was a flight.
That that that was a it was a flight situation a certified flight situation get a stand
And I got my video setting that I tried to cheat like you and it didn't work
I will say cozy one guy a down one guy down
Okay, you just gotta kill my 8 PMO 15 penetration.
Holy crap, this guy was the poorest guy I've ever seen man.
Oh my goodness.
Chuck Hill J8 Center.
Oh god.
Hey peanut.
Oh hello.
Have you ever put Big Mac sauce on your shell
and licked it off after?
Okay, there's three guys over here.
I killed one.
There's one in blue.
The other guy doesn't have a nod.
I know what I bone.
What'd you say?
Wait, what'd you say?
There's three guys in the residential area.
I killed one.
I killed one front green
and then there's another one backed by blue.
Wait, where are you at?
I am on the staircase of dark offices towards blue.
Once to the right, once to the left.
He smoked his boy's body.
Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
He smoked my body too.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, kushikushik, I'm coming.
Oh, God!
What, what, what, what, what?
Are you black-efficient in the middle?
Oh my god, is he walking towards me?
I'm in front of the dark obviously, don't shoot me.
No, that's not, that's, okay, there's a guy under too.
Oh!
Okay.
Let's ask him, right?
Damn.
Yeah, okay, okay.
That's a sign, I can't see shit.
Fuck you.
Where's this guy?
Hey, I want to see
Where'd you go?
Because she's cozy I keep it over there. I can't go
Okay, well, I just need to fuck if we had one person just watching so they can't get out. They smoke to the boys body
I think they're moving because I can call you. I'm calling you
It'll be a little bit of time, but I can do it
You believe it because you believe it
No, I don't
Turn off the light turn off the flashlight. Oh good thinking that we can see last
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
That's way brighter.
What?
Genius!
Wait a second.
Now I can see over there.
For he's a darling good fellow, for he's a darling good fellow, for he's a darling good
fellow!
That's a stupid fucking idea I've ever heard of in my life.
guys it's an inferred flashlight it's meant to be used with night vision it's
not look look what happens when I turn up and take my name is not yeah they
didn't it's not there it's not a flashlight it's still back there what
what's going on what's going on I'm going towards you boys I'm going I'm
gonna sneak these nicks
Closing up over here, do you see me?
Dude, okay, there's two guys
Hey
What the hell watch out there's night vision. Oh, I mean wait. No way. I got that vision. There's black division
Where in the middle to the right of the bed and just second floor
That's what I need you to tell me
Infrared information red
Where's he? I don't see him. I don't know what I'm I was thinking
You in the dark offices? Yes
We have to go to green
It's an Igbo bread
oh my god what the fuck was that dude that's the way I didn't know that was
coming so I was about to talk in game and so I held down my talk button and
and just yell.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Pshhh.
I killed the Black Division in front.
Yes.
I killed.
Oh.
Hey, Kushi, where are they?
Where are they, Judge?
Oh my God, that was fucking funny.
They were not.
They probably were Kushi.
We should one's in residence and one in blue for sure.
Yes.
On the jump
He doesn't have nods and it's fucked up, but then he was like I was like are you alone? He's like yeah, I'm alone
Wait, is that you springing? Yes. Yes. We are moving in. Okay. Careful. Hey bitches. One was to the left by blue
Hey bitches. Hey take that bitch
Edge!
Is that your name?
Yeah, that was mine.
We'll just cook it, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
Okay.
My question, what do we do?
What do we do?
I think we go down towards green and peek him.
Okay.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, we'll have to go downstairs or something.
We don't have, how are we gonna get to green without dying?
I just sprinted up there.
I killed the black division.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Where are you?
Back by staircase.
Oh, the windy one? Oh, yeah. By green. By green.
Actually, a laser, take a laser.
Yes, yes, yes.
I shut that side.
It's a trio, and they lied to me.
I was gonna let them live, too.
Oh, yeah, I'll go this way. You go that way, yeah.
Hey, fuck.
Oh, what's this? One's in staircase somewhere. I'm good.
Oh.
Oh, go back, go back!
He's down by green. That's a mate.
That's a very bottom.
I'm a junky monkey.
I hit him once.
Oh, the ancient lady!
That's not this one.
Oh, no, I only have two food.
Wait, shit.
You can share any food over here.
You're the quick my deed for a group of
No
You're not gonna
Who you at your top
Are you sure it's a bait yes, we know you're banding us buddy
You're not even here are you?
Are you beating us?
I can jump that way.
Hold on.
I don't think they're beating us.
I think they're gone.
Oh my God, he might smoke.
He might do chronic.
meeting us I think they're gone
oh my god he might smoke with his boy
he's gonna do chronic
these people appear to be not here anymore
and shot smoke with his boy
no man oh no oh no
okay they do know the black division fuck oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
I should have just ran at him man fuck oh no there's only one maybe it's boy died
to black I don't know I don't know I think yeah he really got away bars
What? Those slippery bastards?
Those slippery bastards?
You think we was in residence or unit?
Yeah, that was the King of the Brazilians we were working on.
That's, that's okay.
I'm just going to take a light and taste for a peep in the green room.
And then we can send them to do a quick skedaddle.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's the frosty boys who couldn't eat frisky.
I don't know if it was us.
We should go to Cauchy, Cauchy, Cauchy!
What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
It could still be people, yeah.
Mm-hmm
Did you like these for people around very light very tasteful very tasteful very tasteful very light
Light and tasteful. Oh my god, it's boy died a black vision. Oh, that's that rasta bastard. Oh
My goodness
Oh my god, his friend is so good. Wait, he didn't loot him. No, holy fuck. We're just actually
Yeah, I respect games cause you are respect games
Yeah, wait, I could ask a difference
You're about to not
Are you kidding me?
Closie, oh you better not respect games
I
Did not take it for such a fool again with no rules
He's gonna fight for a flag or a country he fights for blood
Bloodlust on his own brothers. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's it. I'm stum
I'm yanking you weenie and snapping it back like a rubber band. I fucking hopes. Oh, I don't know my tactics aren't working on
He's too sexy. He's far too sexy.
Alright Coach, I say we...
Uh, there's more of the middle.
Coach, you better attack! You better attack!
Coach, you quick! Come to the extension!
Like, leave!
Wait, Pete, there's...
I took a fine black mission in front of you.
Hey, what? What do you mean?
I'm green.
Why is everybody saying Lennox?
Okay, everybody...
Fuck, dude. Everybody saying Lennox.
Oh my god, kill me.
Yeah, you at the flashlight?
Yeah, that's me. Hold on, wait.
Okay, Murphy's saying Lennox.
Okay, that means it's true.
Where's the lights, guys?
Mmm...
Oh, on the chair?
What chair?
On the chair?
What chair?
We got him again, the talk chair.
All right, closey, all right, okay, okay, closey.
I'm making a deal with Kim Jong-un to acquire a nuclear missile.
All right, you guys, everybody get close together.
We're going to take a group photo.
Everybody find out where we're going to get really close together.
We're gonna take a one big group photo everybody oh
My YouTube stream got
man
Cozy why is there shit missing through my backpack?
Cozy cozy do my shit back right now. Oh, she's yours. Yes
No, there's another backpack that's just back full loot to the bram. You'll be three more slots three more slots
There's two slots missing still
Stupid motherfucker
I don't know.
Fuck you.
No, there's just another backpack just too small to share about.
Sure.
So what did you get banned for?
What did it say?
Probably the music that I haven't stopped playing this entire time.
You got banned though?
That's fucking crazy.
Finish restarting.
What are you doing?
Oh my god dude.
Dude, you broke both my legs.
I have no fucking words.
Wizard break!
Koji, Koji, go on.
I'm fucking walking.
Come on.
I'm heavy bleeding and no heels.
Take this.
Cosy, come on. Get out of here. Come on.
Cosy, come on.
Cosy, when did you get the nickname throaty? That's so odd.
Cosy, come on.
My fucking legs are broken, Pete!
The pickle incident.
Dude, dude, you are so retarded, I hate you.
Did you kill him?
I can't tell him.
Wisdom Frank, Wisdom Frank.
God yeah.
Did you kill him?
No I closed the elevator right in front of him.
God yeah.
Get Frank, get Frank.
Alright, Coach, you got it.
It's not moving around.
I don't move it around, I suppose you don't move it around.
Come on boys.
I love goofing around. I just need blue
Mr.. Fucking let eggs dumb not we're done. Oh, she's not goofing around. I want to get a new array where I don't die
There will be shoots
I hate you!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
It wouldn't do it today tonight!
But we have to eat everybody, but John!
Wow!
Hey, my homies, come on!
Shit!
Wake up!
ahhhhhhhhh
die, kill me
what a great day
it's not a great day at all
we going back there what are we doing
John, how do you die
truly really well
how do you sign a contract for 80% of your revenue
I don't fucking know dude
that's a good question
that's a good question that's a good that's a very good question that is a
good question great question John I love those big questions
Just keep going.
The hard hit ones.
Those are really too late for sixes.
My wife just texted me and asked me to shut up.
Oh.
What?
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
oh my messages don't send to her tomorrow holy shit fuck i'll know why oh okay wait um wait
does it go on good we should be should honestly just keep going do you really think you get
lab shoes you never go just good this is going really good i feel i feel i feel proud
let's a bit of said oh my dear mr. not the god of mischief is wishing you the best of luck
in your adventures but i wanted to ask should i take a shot of whiskey or down the road
Mrs. Chief, you're probably, you're a beautiful Mrs. Chief.
Glad to make your acquaintance, Mrs. Chief.
We're due concern, food due.
Cheese boys, cheese!
Succulence in every sip.
Oh my God.
You guys drinking?
Oh, closey.
Oh, you ever catch a dildo to the bottom
of a jet ski and ride that shit on really wavy days?
That's what I feel like right now. That's what I feel like right now after all this winning!
After all this looting!
Very small jet skis go to hull over inlet and ride!
RIDE THAT THING!
Do you think our founding fathers did what they did?
So we just put in drink on Tuesdays?
No they didn't.
Oh
If I was pretty cool see I'd be sitting here with the water and dying because I don't have air conditioning
Well, I'm American
Boy, bro
Oh
In it oh, it's a hundred degrees outside so it's 98 my house in it
I think my game is broken
I might my game faster. Yeah, I got it. I probably died when the hacker hit so I avoided them
Drinking on a cheese day, what she said oh god
Oh, she has worked for all she has to get on twitching game.
Yeah, that's it's a very stressful job.
It's harder than being a doctor.
It is harder than being a doctor.
Think about what you do as a doctor, what?
Scribble some lines on a paper.
And what?
What else?
Literally nothing.
Nothing.
save somebody's life with their bare hands but what else like yeah but what else but what else
okay but what else what's next but what else yeah i'd like to see him grade someone with a tequila
mask yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'd like to see a doctor melee tequila because i have i have
you can't go you can't go to school and learn that buddy you can't go to school and learn that
Can't be safety, can't be safety.
No you can't.
Mm-hm.
Mm.
I'm a doctor and I can't confirm that.
See?
Orlando Desma, two, three eight, zero.
He's the doctor.
He gives me lines of lead and pills that make my talk work.
I put a fucking battery up to my taint just to feel something after those guys' medicine.
Ummm...
I'm ready.
No I don't... my game crashed, did I tell you?
Sorry.
What if I need water?
Hey, we can get water again, but make it not all fucked up, okay?
Holy cow, I still can't believe how much money I'm making right now dude, 104 million right now is my stash view.
I've gained 13 million since the start of the stream three hours ago.
This is probably the fastest time I've ever made money this game, even at the beginning of Icebreaker.
Even at the beginning of Icebreaker. Oh my god.
Can we dissect Cloaksy's brain to find out why he says Wooter?
It's not like a-
He has seven concussions. There's not a lot going on up there.
Whenever a Synapse connects with another Synapse, all the other Synapse is through a party.
there's no way he just has seven he probably has seven sessions of just
smashing his head into a wall big that's why he can't cut in there's no
place is that that's why tell John to get better at this game for such a I
I have a nine to five fuck you
It's actually sit on you actually sit on you tool
Okay, all right, we are we ready to go
Infrared question mark lol lol lol that guy's about 30 minutes behind and the YouTube bottom has no idea cuz he's
Typing in the jet
Sir hold on okay this I've actually never had one this close usually like three hours behind so I actually might be able to reach this guy
Hey, where'd he go shit?
Mr. Jayhawk 22 you're gonna see this message in about 30 minutes
you you are not watching this stream live you have to go to the bottom the
bottom right and click the big live button and come join us was it was it
uh mr. Jayhawk would be fine we can try just click top jayhawk jayhawk we've been
trying to reach you you need to wake up jayhawk jayhawk you need to wake up
just wake up mr. mr. Jayhawk 22 is his name is to Jayhawk 22
he's gonna see this in 30 minutes and he's gonna be he's gonna be enthralled
wait wait guys actually mods mods mods on youtube i want you hopefully the auto bot
doesn't get them uh mods when mr. Jayhawk sees this in 30 minutes mr. Jayhawk i want you to
Spam the YouTube chat
Peanut I caught up peanut. I caught up mods. Let him do it. Don't ban him or anything. Don't time him out
Okay, when he catches up. I want mr.
Jock to spam the chat peanut I caught up all right and don't don't time him out or ban him or anything guys boys
Ready to go wait actually I just realized my guys are telling Jock to wake up
Which he wouldn't see right now because the chat would be
Yeah, isn't the chat live at all times anyways
But I think
Well, my games would turn down
But yeah, J-hack might see that
I
Get up here with us get him up here with us
Get him up here with us guys get him up here. We gotta see we gotta see him
He's put you down just probably into jog is probably so scared and confused right now because he's watching the steam
from 30 minutes ago and I'm not even talking about him and then every one of
the chat starts saying his name out of nowhere he is probably so fucking
confused right now because he's watching me 30 minutes ago which I didn't say his
name and now every one of the Chinese saying Mr. J. Honk that's okay he'll
He'll find out about 30 black you'll get the it where you're black. Really? I didn't know that
Yeah, nice, dude
John you went into the rating introduction Oh, uh
Ah
What if Jayhawk is like actually tripping off some
How are we not in yet crack and he's just losing his mind right now?
Cuz John won't join the damn raid. I'm in the rain stupid fucks. Oh, okay. Sorry. I don't know
You say with penis in your mouth
You know what I got to turn close. Yeah, I think you walked away from his microphone
I'm trying to eat healthier. So I'm eating these dried fruit things dried fruit
Yeah
You know dried fruit leads to not being hungry
You gotta be careful gotta be very careful mr. Bootsie
You're very careful
I can google that Google it and these are actually not healthy fuck. Yeah, how is dried fruit not healthy?
There's so much like sugar and fish it why is stuff to say they're healthy when they're not healthy
But like Vladimir Putin play made that
Oh
There's one in front of us or no there should be yeah, I don't know you see a lot of time ago before four times
Be right up in red
All right.
Time to get rich.
Coming in.
Excuse me.
Wait, no.
You stay outside.
I'm spreading across, OK?
You're too ugly to be in here.
Intel, Intel, Intel.
Just spread the Intel out.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
The crush, the crush, the crush.
Oh, shit.
Two in there.
What?
I saw one of them run into that door unless I was close to him.
One's hurt, one's hurt bad, one's hurt bad.
He's hurt really bad, he's hurt really really bad.
I mean this guy is one shot, this guy is absolute one.
Oh my god there's blood everywhere.
Okay, no talking about that. That's a black credit card guys a black credit card
Shut up focus
I'm on yellow stairs. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean not yellow parking parking parking. Okay.
Okay, good, good.
How are you doing over there, big man?
Can you see in the doorway there?
I'm just gonna push over, I'm just gonna push over.
This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy.
If you hold it, then I, they're gonna sprint out, promise.
The doorway?
Are you sprinting up?
Okay.
How are you feeling in there, big man?
Are you feeling good?
Hey.
Are you doing nothing just hanging around how's it going? How's it going for you?
Yeah, yeah
You tell them a knife fight
Let's do it I
Never repair my things. Oh, no wait. I'm coming in don't shoot. Don't shoot for you
I'll pull out my knife. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't fire.
Friendly, friendly, no fire. Friendly, friendly, no fire.
Okay. Alright. Are you sure you want to do this?
Okay. Alright. Three. Two. One. Come. Get. Double.
Watch your point. Make sure your point is in the heavens here.
Stupid bitch.
You want it are you posted right now by 10
he's absolutely dope shit wait who's that guy who's this guy over here
this is another way guys is three man we want to fight to
There's four of them!
There's a fucking cloud card here, what the, ten more of you guys in the back?
Yeah, ten more of you guys in the back.
Honestly, if we just save them for reset, we'll probably have the whole entire server
to ourselves.
Okay, wait, so how should we solve this issue, because we're guys and you're guys.
Okay, I have an idea, so I got all the key cards, I just spent like five mil.
I can just go hit all the rooms, we can goop it up a bit, get them their quest done.
Oh shit shit, we don't know how to, John what do we do?
Yeah that's not how to, sorry I'm not that fat so I get confused sometimes.
John what do we do? What do you think?
I don't want these guys to live, I don't want to share a goop.
I've died every fucking time.
We don't like sharing goop, so what if one of us, what if we, what if we just fight?
We don't want to kill their Timmy's I mean me
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. How would you go do that and we won't shoot you that time's fair
You and I'll give you all these goodies you can buy more lab ski guns take all these good
I just said I just said there's a guy 784 sent the burnt peanut
Oh no.
Oh hey.
Let's have a nice, let's have a very nice evening.
That'd be nice, let's have a nice evening.
John, John.
John, I'm dead.
John, not I dead.
Yeah, I'm taking all your loot to myself.
I fucking, I'm so glad you died.
I'm glad you died, my gun made me sweet.
I'm so fucking glad you're dead.
Why did Adam, the seven idiots, did he shoot me?
Are you serious? Are you so dead serious?
Okay, I killed most of the guys. I killed you, Pete.
Are those USers toned down for streamers? More loot? Less PMCs? Easier AI?
Yes, yes. I have a deal with Nikita.
Yeah, wait way less p.m. Season. That's why we just had six in one cubicle
Yeah, no, no those were in black division those were players no I heard one of them go
No, that's because I killed them that's why he was
I don't want to be yes, you're fine. Yes, we'll leave. Oh, are you live?
Mr. Friends and peanut are you live?
The peanut
There's a chance I'm talking to John.
No, no, no, let me loot that guy!
That's my weapon! You take it!
That's the guy I killed!
Let me take my gun!
John just stole your gun, and then he's making a game out of it.
Yeah, I know.
No, no, no, grab that gun!
No, no, no, I need my gun back.
John, John, grab his gun, because you died a million times in a row.
Yeah.
What's that? So you take his gun.
Yes, I will take his gun.
okay thanks guys thank you thank you guys thank you we were not sniped I can't
that's always cool but then you got to figure out how you're gonna kill
without me in me there's a guy across the way am I on drugs
Take it. Take it.
Wait, is this a gun that you got from the killer guy?
No, we're even for the red card. We're even for the red card because I got your gun.
Is this a gun you got from killer guy?
No.
That's custom-built. That's custom-built.
Dude, he's sitting in there not moving.
Why are you sick sex right now? You dead serious?
He's low, he's low, but he's beautiful.
Zoom out, John! Zoom out!
It's opposite on your screen, that's not what I see.
It's opposite on your screen, I promise.
I promise it's 766 right now.
John, I get the type 20's again.
Fuck, Luxie.
Dude, I'm so mad, I was so cool.
He's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Listen! Listen!
We could talk about it.
Yeah, dude, I gotta stop a ratting.
I want to talk about it.
Hello?
Jayhawk, YouTube, or Twiz?
Yeah, yeah.
There's another guy that's 20 minutes behind trying to save the guy 30 minutes behind.
Sir, your husband.
I'm so cool.
Holy crap.
Listen to me I fucking need this I need to get out of here. I've been dying all night, please
Moses underscore B
I hear you're 20 minutes behind it cheater trying to save the other guy that's also 30 minutes behind you will see this 20 minutes
Jesus Christ. I don't even understand how that's possible. How do you actively participate in saving someone else for not being live?
I'm not taking this right.
You're live.
You're down there.
Where do you fancy I should go?
I mean, he's just going to chase you down.
Oh, he has 200 hours, a 70% survival rate,
and he is level 42.
Oh, yeah, that's cheating.
Jack he can't close doors
Where do I go? I would open that door blossom. He's looting easily coach a hundred percent open that door blast
Yes, you through the door
Or open it and stand there just shoot through the door. I shot 12 times. Did you guys not see any of them?
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
What a sweet delight
What a sweet little life John let me tell you you are a treasure you are
treasured you know this guy is cool man we see this we see this hey cozy oh we
know I don't know what else oh yeah I did not a guy
John I am John John I don't even know how that's possible not only is he behind
the door looting and we know that that is possibly the best spot in the entire
game that that guy could be because he has one vertical direction he can go for
about 30 meters and so even if he runs he's still dead as long as you just
through the door John John what was a thought process of being peanut
screening shoot through the door and then you walking up and opening it
Oh, hello, sir.
And then, and then left hand peeked.
And then left hand peeked.
You didn't even right hand peeked.
Left hand peeked.
Good day, sir.
Good day.
Hello.
Oh, come on in.
Dark Westerklobe, see?
Welcome in, sir.
Welcome in.
What?
My loot?
Have something to do with him
seeing an outline of my body everywhere I went on the map.
Maybe, maybe played a part in me not giving a fuck.
I was going to die anyway.
That is really factual.
John usually dies, John is a pretty booty ass.
I would say that is a factual statement.
John is Mr. Booty, Mr. Bootyman.
Mr. Bootyman.
If God came down and said,
peanut, you have to pick one guy
who's gonna die in the next raid,
or you die in real life, I'd say John.
I would say John, 1,000%
Oh, no, you're not laughing over there, clumsy.
If God came down and said, call one person,
and as long as they don't answer their phone, you live,
I would say call clumsy, dial them up.
You're fucking welcome, buddy.
Ring them up. Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
And I am that friend.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you.
I always love you, bitch.
I'll never stop loving you, bitch.
I'm gonna suck you dry.
I'm playing with a fidget spinner.
Or something or whatever that people do.
Sometimes on Wednesdays, on Wednesdays.
on a Tuesday, on a seven, seven days,
and there's seven days per week.
I know there is still in the government.
Lie to you.
Don't let them lie to you.
The government doesn't want you to know that I'm gay.
They're turning the pogs gay.
Which is a great thing.
And I for one am happy for those frogs.
Damn right.
That's right.
You know what?
More gay frogs.
Or.
I agree.
That's what I say.
I'm ready to go again.
Oh, wait, don't go without me.
I know, oh, I love her.
You can't leave me behind or I'll take, I'll take half of everything you want.
I'll take the bag.
I'll take the, oh shit.
I'll step up for a phase.
That's a good deal.
That's a great deal.
You get a little, little couple of goodies.
Oh my god, I can't buy any more key cards.
Are you trolling?
Wait, why not?
You can only buy two, I'm not level 30 yet.
We can try and take barters, take barters.
I need a BD key.
You have a BD key?
No, I have one.
Should we go to Icebreaker then?
What do you think we could? But are we going to be able to kill...
Oh, 100%! They call me the LeBron James of Icebreaker.
No one says that, man.
Everyone says that.
No.
Idiot.
I got one person that says that.
Literally everyone says that.
Literally everybody says that.
Everybody called me that.
Look, everyone's saying,
is that the LeBron James of Icebreaker?
P. That's definitely the LeBron James of Icebreaker.
LeBron James of Icebreaker.
The only point he's saying that.
Literally everyone is saying that right now.
Thank you guys.
Thank you for proving this fool wrong.
You know, Cloaksy, you know, you know what?
You know what?
die in hell
In the game of course in the game where you were
Yeah, that's right. I ain't come here to fool around. I'm I came here to fuck guys and to bone up
Later pull me up three quarts of water. I'm about to get
Oh my god, what if we could live on a boat in Italy and just take shots of formaldehyde
or like or whatever you do after you're done playing games.
John can you get money?
John, how much money do you have?
2.8 million.
Wait, that's really, wait, that's good.
Yeah, I haven't lived at all tonight.
Yeah, okay.
How long do you buy more lab ski climbs?
21 minutes. Oh wait
Okay, wait, I gotta I wait. I got a fk. I forgot. Oh, are you going to do your thing?
Yeah, yeah, I'll be back to each of you guys will do something and then by the time I'm back
We go more you know statistically the computer's gonna draft whoever's the best for the position
Yeah, I know
All right, let's ride
No, not coaching the other one other guy
Other guy other guy
Other guy other guy other guy
That's you. We're gonna do a scab run right here. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. We really get coachy another key card
They hop it
Yeah, you literally said you weren't gonna play Tarkov I lied
That's what everyone says in place Tarkov. It's like kind of a motto. It's what we all
say.
I can't believe you guys just want to be a go up because Dr. Lupo and Rickon just almost
win. I think I was ready for you. That guy was actually dogs in there.
Oh, Mr. Dumped on it. Mr. Bones. You find this was good, man. Good. Oh, man.
I think my boys, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Convince my local liquor store to get voodoo rangers
and bottles, yeah, well you can just do that.
But who's stopping you, you say to do?
You're shooting fish in a barrel.
And one tattoo in the head.
There's so many people in that room.
Yo, what the hell?
I'm pissed right now.
You could have ricocheted and killed six of them.
But he caught you and you only.
I was just standing there with my knife out and he just shot me like I meant nothing to him
You see all those elves in the chat for that American intro?
Those are communists shit by El Chapo or Vladimir sleeper agents sleeper agents
we would you go oh my game rest oh fantastic it does that on scabs it
likes to be quirky it's a little quirky I'll get moving I'll get move on I'll
get the lay of the land you might as I get the lay of the land go ahead go
see what's available. We'll do a little house hunting. Okay. I just got to get the lay of the
land. Gotta get the lay of the land.
Oh, good night, mate.
We should shoot you.
We're no, we're Americans because we prefer thunderstruck.
That's Australian, sir.
Who'd you be with?
That's sorry, it's my Australians.
My people from Australia.
God King, all he says.
Good Mr. Knutts, sir.
Top of the day to you.
How's the new McDonald's deal going?
You finally getting your big Macs for free?
They'll respect me.
They think I'm a slut.
Well, I don't know what to do.
I thought about covering my body in Big Mac sauce
and throwing Molotovs into a GameStop or something
to promote and do advertising.
And just, I don't know if that's the right way.
I don't know.
in the game of course by the way the game this is where I heard those shots it
could be evil man around here mega mind oh I'm mega minding it I'm mega
I'm mega-minding it.
Oh, I'm mega-minding it.
There's evil around here.
Get out of my laboratory!
What do you think of my laboratory?
BD?
BD's left.
This is an extract.
Is this where we heard the shots, guys?
Hmm.
Ooh.
Hmm.
Ooh.
Hmm.
on September 3rd you playing? Of course! Good day mate! Good day mate! Good day mate!
Oh good day mate! Oh good day!
It's a little quiet around here. It's suspicious.
I
Sworn her size, maybe I'm just making that up
Yeah, yes, I can remember we did be here starts
I'll try to use your nemesis, the VDR.
We've settled our differences now.
We've come to a mutual understanding that it can be both beneficial to both parties.
What is that person?
A clue?
Why would this door be closed this late in the night?
Unless someone's in here wait, this is I looted. Oh my god
Oh, it's so fun in this raid you gotta get in here boss you got to get in here boss. Oh
You just gotta get in here boss. Oh boss. You just gotta get in here. Oh
Bosses. Oh super water
Super a whole gallon of milk
This is suspicious. Where's the dead P.O.C. right here?
He's unlooted! He's got command's gun!
Score! No way, no way, no way.
Holy shit, this is actually huge!
Now you see it? Yeah, dude.
Imagine, imagine, imagine.
Reload!
Oh
Do that you slut
Pack a quick magazine like you do over who's over this team what's good on shaggy shaggy big iron
Oh
Good day, mate. Oh my good day
You there's a tunnel loon still out here bars you see this yeah, it's done. It's a dog. I'm in now. I'm in now
We'll come on over yonder. I'm getting ripped over here
There's no TCR loot that loot that you didn't earn.
Let's raise the TCRs.
Oh, it starts to let me up.
Do you see the left?
What was that?
Jog, jog.
Good job.
Go, go, go.
Oh, hmm, hmm...
Oh, hmm...
These people, why'd you pay to shove?
Well, we were just thinking we could...
We could whizz a guy up or something.
We could fuel... We could fuel special and then bam!
Yeah, like...
Yeah!
Oh, good day, mate!
Oh, mate, good day!
Oh, no! That was a...
I can hear your voice reflecting off your living room walls. Are you using the Xbox connect mic?
Oh
Shit, I made it to my west end.
Xbox, turn off!
Do you shoot up again?
I'm literally watching you shoot right now, and I'm just gonna go to some average things.
I was just, I wasn't done with where we are.
You asked me to shoot up in the air.
Oh, okay, I'll work for you.
John, we're over here!
Did you hear that, John? Did you hear that?
John, yeah, here, here, here.
Did you hear that?
John's coming, John's coming!
John's coming, John's coming, John's coming!
They got, they got!
Listen, what he gets you when I need you to do
is I need you to shoot him.
I need you to kill this bastard.
I
Was there
Come on Jack boy quickly quickly
Shoot one more time
All right
come
okay
John where are you John?
I'm close I'm close I'm close
John
is that him is that him
that's him that's him that's him
that's him that's him
my ear
okay
John but he's why he's shooting
why he's shooting
that was way too close
oh fuck that hit me
your friend just killed me
I did him
you got him
big grabby ladies
why are you
BIG GRABIT IN MY DINES!
HIGHER!
AAAAAAAAH YEAH!
I murdered him.
You've done well, my son.
Thank you, brother.
I have it lived.
Now you're gonna go to a big farm.
It's gonna be...
You're gonna be able to run around forever.
You're gonna run around forever.
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be rabbits.
You're gonna go to a big farm.
game. God, don't worry, I'm revenge dealing. Sleep now, my child. Sleep. Sleep now, my child.
Wooshah!
Oh, wooshah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Those won't end well.
It's chillin' rain, gentlemen, it's chillin' rain.
Do not be sad that it is over.
Be happy that it happened.
Okay, well that guy's losing scab rap.
I wasn't even a bad, whoa, we know, we know
that he was a scam.
I wasn't even a bad scam, he was,
that guy killed me for no reason.
I killed a guy that killed another scam,
so he's, that guy's got a little scam rap.
I gained scam rap.
What an idiot.
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
Yeah, what happened?
died everyone involved is dead nobody
don't there's no witnesses wait John what
if you went to labs without close because
because fuck them you mean dude honestly
yeah I always hated that guy for real
I'm not even joking I actually hate him
this is real this I'm not lying this is
not a joke against me in a quarter
a lot I hate you sit against me in a quarter yeah usually get me a quarter a
lot I hate folksy this is amazing you give me this is a joke this is not a
job this is not a job I hate clothes he look at my duty I just you see me
smiling this is not a joke I hate clothes he okay okay he's smiling at all
no no I fucking hate that guy yeah and sit yeah the only thing I like about him
is borrowing his nice blue tailed fox ox trot butt plug for his furry
I
Wasn't even sure that was going that was it that was impressive that was impressive
He just came up with right there
The blue fuckstrap the what I don't know it's gone. It's
This is mysteriously as has arrived it is gone
How many lapses because you have left
none I had one on my staff that you just got me killed on though excellent
excellent excellent excellent okay I know what I get what I know what I get
when I don't get six minutes six minutes I know but we don't want to use one
without him I just finish you'll run out of freedom I know I know how to get
I know how to get one really easily you want to know my you want to know my
mystical ways you want you want it do you want yeah show me your okay mystical
balls
oh my god oh my god I'm busting
oh my god oh no oh no I see no wait wait wait wait wait don't don't bring
anything like crazy honestly go like look go like habsi habsi don't break
because this is a dangerous place we're going to.
But it's almost guaranteed to have a lab's card.
Almost guaranteed.
You are guaranteed means?
No, spell it.
Gee.
It's one of those, there's a competing TV ones.
Eredeep, yeah?
That's it.
Write that down if you have to.
Write it down, write it down, write it down.
Write it down, write it down.
This is a dangerous place, so don't go crazy now.
Don't go wacky on me.
You probably won't go wacky on me.
I won't go wacky.
I'm not going wacky.
You said don't leak it?
No, don't leak it.
Don't leak on me.
I'm not going to leak.
Don't follow my route.
Don't lick me.
I'm going to lick you.
Oh, shit.
OK, all right.
OK, all right, OK.
You fart in the grocery bag, tie it up, mail it to me, and I can huff it.
I'm gonna huff it while I'm jerking off the pictures of your feet.
Okay, just don't do it.
Don't do it, just don't do it.
Okay, all right, hop in.
Okay, get in here.
I'm in.
All right, let's do it.
It's all right.
Oh God.
You should call Coachy!
Dude, he's probably doing the draft on his phone.
Dude, it's gonna fuck it all up.
He should totally conclude.
He blocked us for 24 hours.
Well, I'm not blocked anymore.
Nope. That's because it's been longer than 24 hours.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Hmm. Hmm.
Wait, hold on.
Wait. I didn't say it.
Wait, hold on! Wait!
Wait, wait, oh wait
I'm just a baby, was she fine?
And gave her a shoe, was she died?
Gave her a shoe, was she died?
I gave her a shoe, was she died?
I came in at this red and white
Bitch, I'm a tank of your life
I don't play with no bullets
If you call up, you play with no fun
Fuck a bitch, no bad, ain't nobody
You might stop me, you know you're mad
I'm a little bitch for a crack
Bitch, she's sending my back
Bitch, what's she doing on it?
Fuck a bitch, I'm back in a carry
Oh, you're fucked, let's go back.
We're fucked, let's go back, you bitch.
Oh, this is the last of the game.
Get him!
Okay, push, John, when I said don't bring anything crazy, I didn't mean to come make it with a pistol.
Oh shit, I forgot armor. Oh shit, I forgot armor.
Oh yeah!
Alright, come on, come on.
Do you turn that flashlight off for the love of God?
Just broadcasting where we can...
John! Turn the flashlight off!
John! John! John!
Over here!
John! John!
John!
Okay, okay, here we go.
John, you need to be sneaky.
You gotta be quick.
You need to be sneaky and quick and sneaky on the feet.
Oh, you...
Oh, do you have this work for me?
I do, I do, that's where we're going.
Holy fuck, I'm gonna steal everything from you.
You can do one landscape card.
Okay, one landscape card.
Oh, is that it?
I don't know.
You see out there?
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
John, I shot my, I shot...
Blue.
I shot the blue card.
John, what was that being done?
John, it was a lot.
John, John, no, what was that?
John was a steer back in John.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
And some peachy, I heard they call you Mr.
Silly. Well, you're not so silly when I start
fucking you super hard and throwing you around
because you have no arms or legs.
What?
But now hold on, what now?
Wait, hold on, wait, what just happened?
We, we just, we, we, we, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, wait, oh, you have no speech
for this AESA?
Oh!
You have no speech for this AESA?
What is that?
I had
Okay, I got a blue card so I'm gonna rich I
Just want to make I am glad you're taking that after you're up 15 mil on the night
Okay, no, no you can suck me for $5 you go ahead
Here's $5 clean yourself up
It's okay.
That dried!
Take it!
Okay, now we, now we, we spread our wings and fly.
Are you ready to spread your wings and fly, John?
Yeah.
Which are my hats?
Okay, hold on now.
Wait a second.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, John, was that you?
John, was that you?
Mr. Eatery!
I think there's someone over at black night. Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's gonna fucking die we're gonna piece his ass up easy style
I bought a bunch of the
Lubricant Voodoo Rangers. Yeah about the juice force the ten percenters and then I bought the six percenters
I was like, oh, oh just put a couple in the fridge of each honey if you want yeah
She put all the nine ten percenters in the fridge
We're so covert this guy play as you know that we're here
This guy probably has no idea, this guy probably has no idea that we're even here right now.
We're not here!
We are not here!
Wait, where'd he go?
Was this not where he was?
Okay, alright, cool.
He just went ahead and ate that bullet for breakfast.
He was a hungry boy.
He was a very hungry boy.
He was... okay, hold on now.
Where's he going?
Where's he going? Hold on now.
Hold on, he's being suspicious.
Okay, he's literally just eating my bullets.
Okay, one's dead. Thank God that one's killable.
That one's no God.
Unfortunately, Zeus over here is still alive.
What are you shooting at?
Oh, it's fucking Tricksot.
Oh, shit.
She's crying.
This guy is obviously unkillable.
He is some sort of bimmy god.
Yeah, Tricksot.
Tricksot, Tricksot, Tricksot.
Is that GMC out here?
He's just eating, he has a whole five star meal
of M8-5-6-8-1.
He is so hungry.
Fuck you, Lance.
That guy's screen is doubled right now.
His entire screen is so blurry.
It's like looking through a ball sack.
How is that guy not dead?
Are you seeing this?
This is M8-5-6-8-1.
What type of helmet is this guy wearing?
John, stop busting down there.
Stop your busting.
Oh, fuck!
Okay, I think I may have finally,
after the 20th headshot, maybe got him.
50-50 chance.
50-50, I'd say.
Is that guy dead?
Is he dead?
Did he die?
Is he dead?
I feel like I might have gotten him.
Hmm, hmm.
Maybe?
I hope so.
Dude, I want to see that guy's screen.
I don't even know how you'd be seeing anything at that point.
Okay, John, what are you doing out here?
I'm fixing my half-black body.
I'm gonna take a little peek, make sure he's dead.
Sir, are you finally dead after the 30 headshots that I shot you with?
Sir, are you dead?
Okay, all right, let's see what's going on here.
Okay, he was you wearing the rodent respirator.
That's why he wasn't dying. Oh
That's bad shit
Give me all of his stuff. Oh, well, you know, well, I'll give you none of it. That'll work. Oh
That was cool of my CMS to just not work. I'm just oh, I got some over to score
It'll shut up
You know, I'm gonna oh, I'm gonna die in a scale
I have a gun with no scope. Come out here and kill this fucking thing.
Oh my God.
John, where are you? Where is he? Where is he?
I'm on the other side. You'll see me.
Okay, I'm watching. I'm watching.
There's another side of this thing.
Got him?
I'm heading out as well. I'm heading on out as well. I'll be out momentarily. Don't
Don't worry. I'm head not out of here.
Follow me guys, follow me gang.
John I saw you suffering, I had to put Johnny in misery.
I had to put Johnny in misery.
I used two hits of my CMS and cancelled both of them.
Sweet.
I was sweet.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Oh my god.
Excellent, excellent.
have though if they goodness they goodness
was it Luke John you want nothing I'll do the score will drop 30 points
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain fantastic fantastic oh I'm glad we got
close to that fantastic all right good don't worry I actually have a better
idea on how to get another lab scot. God don't you worry. I can tell you because the stream snipers
okay. I got three PMCs. We were cooking that right. We were cooking that right. Oh I got killed by
someone named the bungalow ladder. Bungalow ladder. I think that's the bungalow ladder.
It's a it's a European ladder but it has no steps on it. It's just two poles.
parts yeah they use it in and walkie construction sites like when they built
the leading tower of Pisa they're talking about yeah sorry Sean Paul started
playing I don't know who that is but I'm very glad that you and him we're able
to connect on a deeper level oh yeah essential level essential level we get a
couple goodies do you want me to buy you a pistol or no no I'm good okay
did your chat guilt you into that one uh no whatever I team kill I like to not
look at chapter about two minutes because then they're they're they're they're
raffin me they're riffing me they were I promise me getting team killed I still
laughed more than getting throat fucked by five men on shoreline way more fun
Oh
No legs don't be oh you don't get the blue card. Oh, yeah, it's a blue card. Oh, yeah, the one you gave me
Oh, no, why would I give it to you? Oh?
Maybe cuz you went up about 10 million tonight 15 million now. Let's ride
All right, are you ready mr. Johnny ready?
I've got even better place for us to go.
I've got even more, like, we can go there and there'll be the lab's card or whatever.
You come on.
Oh wait, I gotta see the dogs.
He's out of my puzzle.
Okay.
Okay
John John quickly you fitted the universe is at stake
I'm coming in like
Leathering your butt will cheap over time you want to us leather in your butt. Oh, that's true your teeth
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why my uncle stopped wearing leather
Guys wondering about the bag for the extract he took you cannot yeah
You guys that extract you can't have a bag and I will usually you know, well I team kill them
So I thought I'd get out of there quick
I go somewhere else plus that map is the literal most syphilis
gonorrhea map to expect from I don't like it's taking that map at all
Peter's stupid
and
enough
to
call
37 times
you have a fantasy football draft take do
you get back I do the first four picks and then
anything other than trash to meet I just let
the computer pick it
all
One hour, two hours, four hours, two, three hours,
he said it would take 15 minutes, and then he'd come back.
Well, he's a lying scumbag.
He's not going to be a bad friend.
John, I'm going to let you know I'm going to kill you this
right just because this is a bolter guy.
Good.
I'm going to kill you.
You did this.
Yeah.
You fucking did this, buddy.
Now who's the bad friend now buddy? You've got John killed you just got John's up. Yeah, I'm dead
Oh look who's the bad guy now. Look who's the I'm gonna kill John
Just because you put that the dad. Yeah, it's not your fault either
It's his fault. It's that guy's fault. It's both his fault
Alright
Why are you four again?
Are you so dead serious?
I know exactly where to get the lab's gun.
Come on, minds.
I know exactly where to get one.
your keepers open boys your keepers open
God you have a beautiful voice. Thank you. You have a beautiful voice. God here's your plan. We're gonna kill Mr.
Sturbussy and his goons and then we're gonna loot them all for the
lab's key card and I'm gonna take you I'm gonna take you to the lab. Thank you.
take you away from all these this trouble somewhere safe and then take you away from
this place. Let's run away together.
John has the poor watch out. I've seen I'm keeping my distance. Don't you worry.
I'm not catching it. I'm not catching the poor today.
Okay. Okay. You think you're funny, don't you? We think you're funny.
That was just a little bad.
This is a funny guy, Mr. Bolter.
Mr. Bolter's about to get his win.
He's getting a little feisty.
Does she see anyone across the lake?
Is that a guy?
Have you always been a foamy?
No, I've been selling my hair for money.
My cigarettes yeah, my Marlboro Reds. Oh my gosh, you shankers. Oh my god
Okay, don't take us on the other side. I think we're clear to go in
John I wouldn't run in there. I you're gonna die. You're gonna
Says you. No, I don't know. I know you're gonna. I don't go in there. I
Just this bad. There's got a super bad for killing mr. Busy. I think like three shots. I had to kill him
I
See a little peep
See, but she's here. I don't see nothing. Do you see dig? Well, yeah, I see him
I was just moving real fast like Mach 5
I saw something moving Mach 5 over there
Oh, yeah, you thought there's something moving really fast
Oh
Shit, that's real person. That's real person died my arm inside
But he's a he's over by the cabbage bag over the cabbage GM zero the xx asked me
Hey, mr. Nut today's my cousin deep browns birthday. Please
Good vibes and cake and fuck you mr. Froggy would be my body
That's the guy that's got you here. Okay. I'll pick up. No, don't pick him. Don't you look John?
Why would you even drop that who wants that? I was joking around like I was gonna die, but now I can't find it
Where is it? Have you seen I think it's in the rock?
I would be this guy want that fuck you. I'm gonna be a nice piece of equipment. I'll be you know, I'll be gonna be
Oh
Yeah, we got a rotate we are rotate this guy's good this guy's good
Yeah, we got you a little reach run on him
A guy up in right in front of us right in front of us. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, right where I'm heading
I believe it's a scab how sure are you pretty sure he's just walking straight and
not doing anything okay let's go for this house go for this guy oh my ass and
feed me beans here we go oh fuck you like to find the beans yourself but I
can help the first okay oh god I'm getting sniped oh god I'm getting
sniped again not the same guy it's not the same guy it's over now it's over
I
Don't know where I don't know where you can do this people everywhere
Don't you think I was up towards you?
Not killed one guy over here
PMC level 45. Okay. Are you sure? Wait? Do you guys you kill you?
We got we got keep we got keep up us. I'm gonna watch at the warehouse
Oh shit
Are you shooting?
That's how you shoot.
What were you shooting at me? Oh fuck my ass.
I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee bottom, I'm gonna pee bottom.
Why am I ass open?
I'm peevin up here.
Oh god.
I'm running into the back side of warehouse right now.
You're such a good-
Where's this guy at? I don't know where he is.
Where are you?
Where is this guy shooting at me? He's over here.
what what what
oh that was a guy got you here too
I'm just about to saw the pieces head
you want me to tell you ammo sucks this ammo sucks
This game was poo
Fucking let's go kill him
Go go go
Come come come
You first have to search his jacket. She's like my favorite jacket in the game
Oh shit
Somewhere over here
That was a BMC I don't know is that Bmc
Fuck out. Mm-hmm. Nice. I think I don't know. I don't know. We use that to think that we saw guys or no
Yes, I think so
That looks like
Wait, is that the same guy? We said I'm an alternate. Oh
hey bitch
oh god oh god oh god oh god you fit now
oh god are you going to shot from two different directions
oh
little bit of healing, a little bit of
God, they're surrounding me, I'm surrounded, I'm surrounded by big golf men.
John, will you turn it off?
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
John.
We deputy.
John.
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Healy.
Yup.
Good man.
Need a little bit of Healy
Little bit of healing
There's people everywhere boys
Jump you son the fuck
But the there I at minimum three p.m. C's ready to put it in me right here
at minimum and bare minimum shut the hell up
I just gotta be sneaky, gotta be sly, gotta be quick, gotta be quick, gotta be sly, I'm
I'm just playing for you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm going in, I'm going in for the kill.
I hear my hand.
Who the hell is that? Wait, what?
Where'd the guy go?
What the-
Who's that now?
Who are all these people?
Keep your eyes peeled.
These guys just shoot you and then fuck off.
Oh my god!
Die!
God, this is the most terrible holy crap.
God, God, God.
God, God, God, where do you think this guy went?
He didn't choose mine.
I'm so fucking confused.
What?
The only one thing I could hear my music was you.
I don't know what setting I clicked.
I could hear it through your microphone.
I know, but my stream couldn't even hear my music.
Hold me.
Could you hear it?
No.
Are you really?
Yes.
the fuck I clashed
No, just yell out you for no reason
This guy genuinely killed John and then fucked off three times over
What the hell what is wrong with this guy? Are you seeing this John you genuinely killed you and then just ran away
That'll happen on them big jobs. I don't happen on the big jobs
And laughing on them big jobs
Where the hell did this guy go?
This is confusing.
Oh, who's that?
Who's that?
They come from...
There's just so many shots everywhere I don't see anyone.
They just complain about it and I'll look over there and there's no one there.
They're complaining almost.
I'm telling you this, this, this, I hate this type of talk on player.
I hate the guy that shoots and then like runs a hundred miles away and actually just pisses
me off so much.
It makes me so angry, just, oh my god, just play a different game!
Oh, perfect.
Holy crap!
Go play Minecraft!
You are not done for this game.
Go play Minecraft.
It is time to open up a Minecraft problem server.
Grab a couple of your friends if you've got any
and play Minecraft.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
Holy shit.
Biggest pussy I've ever seen in my entire life.
This guy does not deserve to even have this game.
He does not deserve to even have this game.
What a sweet treat.
I'm gonna sweep the line.
Hmm, hmm.
Outgun, outsmarted.
Okay, all right.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Guys, I could have also just gone sat in the bush
for 20 fucking minutes, but I didn't!
Good job, I'm a real gamer.
I'm an OG, WOG, WOG.
You're a WOG gamer.
Guys, I hate people that play like that.
I hate people that play like that.
Oh my God, I hate them.
I hate them so much.
I hate him so much.
I hate people who play like that.
That was fucking hilarious.
Denny Hill, Mr. P. I just pulled into Thailand.
How many lady boys should I have?
Oh, at least seven, um, look at it.
What?
What did you see?
What?
What is this?
It's the clip of the music.
The incident.
Hold on.
Let me see here.
It's just, wouldn't this be nothing?
Wouldn't this be a clip of nothing since nothing was happening anywhere from my stream?
there he is boys there's mr. John they're surrounding me I'm surrounded I'm
I'm trying to buy big part men
John will you
John John John John John
Excellent excellent excellent excellent. I know what the fun setting I hit dude
Excellent excellent excellent excellent. Oh, hey my homies up. I'm down a mill my homies
I'm going glossy. Oh
You're going to die instead of us.
Yes, I'm going to go see I've got him.
Your call has been forwarded.
You know you're streaming. I was just playing with you. Why do you every single time you
call me and act like I'm going to say something racist?
Oh no, no reason. No, he's in there. No reason. No reason.
Did he ult? Did he ult? No, he didn't ult.
I was wondering if you all ten.
I saw you had to be your ultimate on Mark Reuters one time.
And I live every lab's raid.
I live every lab's raid.
How long, close you, how long?
Ten minutes, one more raid.
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Okay, see you later, close you.
I was good, I was good.
I was gonna say I love him, he's a sad love me too, but I guess our relationship means nothing to him, I guess it means nothing to him, I guess I'm just some piece of trash you can just throw away, I guess you can just use my butt and just leave.
Hey I just wanted to tell you I love you on behalf of me and Peanut.
He's hungry.
Okay, see you soon. I got him.
Don't worry.
Good thinking, good thinking, boss, good thinking, you know what, that was worth the callback,
John, that was a good idea.
That was a good idea, that was a good idea.
Okay, okay, alright, okay, okay, okay, I got one last ditch idea for us to get a
lab's card without flimsy.
One last ditch idea.
Got three staffs.
No, no, no, no, not that, no, I'm listening.
I know the last couple endeavors haven't been profitable, but I am certain that
This specific endeavor will lead us to salvation and get us the lab's card in which we seek...
Oh, I just got an error in Russian.
Oh, fuck, buddy.
I don't speak that.
I would freeze that.
You would probably know that considering my IP is the United States and I'm not starting to death.
Don't know why it would tell me the error in Russian that doesn't help at all.
You have no let's get off give us all our shit
There was a down
Blot blot I have left and reduced me spot
We get a couple goodies a couple goodies
I got okay, okay, I got everything I need I got everything I need you ready boss
We I can't see the secret it's just it's a secret done. It's a secret
changey breeki let's get us in there all right let's ride
secret tunnel check at the two-inch makes that mr. P it's my wife's birthday she
has to whisper LeBron James of Tarkov in my ear to get me off when we watch
you any advice oh my god I know to keep preaching the truth she's on the
right path. She's on the right track. She's heard from the correct
sources. Happy happy. Why? Why?
Why?
I'm reading which one's going from magic like magic like. Okay.
I wait, Mr. Mr. John. Is that your name? Can I call you John?
You if you want my close friends call me that you're not
that. Okay, well, let's do okay, let's do let's do something
Let's do another name, Santa.
Okay, this one we're gonna go, hop in.
Oh, what?
I like it.
We're not September 3rd confirmed yet.
I know, oh my God, I'm stuck.
I cannot wait to get in there.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God, oh my.
I'm gonna be the best pilot in that game ever.
No, I'm gonna be the best pilot.
I'm gonna learn the jail.
I'm literally, it's literally.
Wow!
How you can slow down on a dime?
How do you not feel the tremendous dread and guilt of getting belligerently drunk every
night?
Well, we said chat in your teeth.
Yeah, you're a piece of shit, John.
I agree with him.
I cannot believe this guy actually just doesn't feel the guilt and the same of getting
belligerently drunk every night.
John, John, John, John, John, John,
drink to that. Cheers to that, boys. Cheers.
I hop in with John Hoppin.
OK.
His alcohol is so bad, why do I shake from excitement
when I don't have it?
That's true.
He's dedicated to the game.
He does it for the love of the game.
It's to drink a bunch of beer Tuesday.
Yeah, you do not know.
Does he not know?
It's drink a bunch of beer Tuesday.
One of the top seven best days of the week.
Right before drink a bunch of beer Wednesday.
Blackout Saturday.
Now let's drive!
Oh god
John it got worse you trust me to give you a vasectomy yeah
I
Was singing the dance into my music and this time nobody can hear about me
Oh god
That's the words
Mm-hmm
Where's this guy?
Can you call Pina a bitch for me? No, I won't even if he is a bitch. I won't do that
He's kind of a bitch
Thank you, boss. Oh
Thank you. Oh
Thank you for defending my honor
Oh, you're welcome
Like what where you going? We're going to go into select and then we're going to Pia they were going to
the house
to see if
The bad men have the card we see
The account quits are the account peanut eats hamburger helpies, okay? I'm you know what?
what would you like now restart the account peanut eats hamburger helper
said he got syphilis from your chat oh well that'll happen that's it's it's a
risk that every bug you later knows coming in here and they accept that
risk he said that risk oh I get to be safe John I get to be safe where are
What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
What's that on the left side of the road?
He's over on the right towards the hayfield.
We're running. We're running.
Where are you running?
The shack. The chalet.
The chalet? The chalet?
Got a guide. Okay.
Or not the chalet, but you know that one room.
That one guy spawned. Sanitar.
They're running towards it.
That's the chalet.
They were right by the fence I was shooting at him. I'm gonna check up on this rock. They're either gonna be right below me or
more on
stupid
you know my him was that you know it's not me I'd like to shoot shoot
it's a three-man always I saw the two guys running away that's we're facing
two different teams that's that's a free man that's three minutes behind me to
There's someone by the side of the
Bandit's killed another team.
There's three teams here!
Uuughhgh!
That's close to fucking I love it.
Look at that, careful towering me.
Quick.
Go, go, go!
Who's running toward me?
Oh, that's me!
God, John, give me, just make me pull my cover, you asshole.
They're coming, they're coming!
John, John, John, you fucking idiot!
I'm so, so...
Did you get him?
No, no, I- I- I'm just-
Piece them up there by BooFence.
BooFence, three of them. They're running, dude. They're-
I'm gonna tell!
Wait, what are they running to? What are they running to?
They're running to. It looks like they're-
Dude, they've gotta be going to, uh, Icebreaker.
Let's come up then!
Go, go, go, go! Go this way, go this way!
Go, go, go, go, go, go up, go up, go up!
Oh, jee- jee- jee- jee- jee- jee-
Eh!
Right up my nose.
Oh, you look like these guys were rich!
I think I'll die because I'm gonna be absolutely stuck.
Oh, they are, they are, they are.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
You cut them up, you cut them up, you cut them up, you cut them up.
I'm gonna pop an S.C.S. so you can get to the, you can do the rock faster, okay?
Oh, shit!
One of them, excuse me.
Ah, yeah, he definitely saw you.
Oh, shit!
Are you dead? Are you dead?
I'm a little dead.
Gonna take a nap, and I'll be right back into the fight, okay?
That's it, you know where you're from?
Yeah, blue fence, blue fence.
You saw blue fence?
Yeah, yeah, right there.
one's right inside there
what
I will evade you. Don't you worry.
Hope to meet you at the case.
Oh.
The only one was...
He comes? The other one?
The only one was left to the fence. The other two were just going to have them?
I saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure.
I almost saw one left in the fence.
I'm gonna do a full flaky do. I'm gonna do a full flaky. Come in the rear
Wait there's people down the gas station too. There's a thousand people in this way. Do you hear this? What is going on?
You should do it like a thousand people here are you guys winning? Yeah
Watch this coachy watch this. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna kill five PMC. I'm not even joking coachy. What's this?
five PMC
Coachy coachy coachy watch this coach. I'm coachy watch this my PMC five PMC kill right here my pms
Wait, is John dead again? It's ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Is that a dead again?
How are you dead again?
How are you 5 foot 4?
We have questions for asking here.
We have a lot of weird questions.
What are the answers?
That's the question.
There's blood right there.
I think they already made it to icebreaker possibly
Do I see him? I see him!
You know that's the boss
Got one down?
You do those guys already go icebreaker?
I see blood on this stone thing
Who am I fighting?
Are we fighting the first set of guys, the second set of guys, the third set of guys, the grenade guys?
What the hell is going on?
Who?
Who am I fighting?
I think those guys we've gotten into the icebreaker because I see blood on that stone thing.
I think what happened is that Grenade I heard was from the boss and then the boss shot
of one time got the blood all over the Hoosie. Oh shit. Oh my god did you see that? Get your
ass back to the lobby pussy. Get your ass back to the lobby bitch. Too easy, too easy.
The bungalow rats.
I have a red badge.
Honestly, if that guy's elected, the whole team might not have left yet.
I'm going to shoot more guys over there.
HIT!
Go.
Oh my god.
There's so much blood.
So much carnage.
So much blood and carnage.
Oh, hold on a second.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, Diggle, oh Diggle.
Oh Diggle, oh Diggle.
Oh Diggle.
Oh God.
Hold the line.
I will, I will, I will live.
I will live forever.
Never gonna die.
Look at all the fucking...
Ooooooh!
Back with magazine.
Like you do, like you do.
God!
I need you to protect me from the afterlife.
Okay, okay. Protect me from evil spirits.
I'm gonna do that.
Oh my God, you give the greatest head.
I'm getting ghost.
Thank you.
I'm giving ghost heads.
Hoxy!
Huh?
Ghosts grab his balls while I give him ghost-
Oh, God.
Ghosts journey trouble me.
Come on, come on, come on.
You pooping. Do it.
I'm pooping, I'm pooping.
You see it's already dead?
How is that possible?
You see it.
We just got into the second here.
One second.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
At least you did that before I parished.
What's he? Not the word.
I'll squeeze the word.
You don't scream, yeah, don't scream too much.
Don't scream too much.
Oh, look at this guy.
Ooh!
He's gonna want to kill me.
Ooh!
My friend, do you have a vanished name?
All right.
Do you use him on the dodges?
Do you use him on the dodgy presenter?
I think so.
Indulgently.
Oh, yeah, he was, oh, yeah.
Oh, he was icebreaker in the top.
He had smoke.
I don't know why he only had one smoke, but he had cigarettes.
Yeah, take that fool.
Oh, of course, I've got a sweet stick that you can use next week.
It's called a dollars.
Oh, see I got a sweet stick that you can use next week.
It's called a Dolos.
Oh, I already ran to BT.
Score!
Okay, take a bag.
Someone said, is this the birthday of that 24-7 page?
Fuck you!
Why yes sir, yes it is, welcome in!
I'm just, I'm just spectating the party for 24-7 days.
Fuck!
Little shum-shum, little shum-shum.
At least something worth playing, not a 14 year old game.
Yeah, I said fuck you.
That was a hundred dollars super chat.
I was-
Do I think them or do I do I curse him?
I think I have to say thank you. Thank you. This is a jacket. I think you should but also
What was it even mean?
Every game that everybody's playing right now is
practically 20 years old I
Don't even know how dr. This is my find something to play
magical for the magical activities magical activities
I'll give you a little something a little something
but seriously I don't know anyone playing a game is it like at least a decade old
you mean is there any game that's playing as a decade old
like I'm about to play Warnaws I'll tell you that right now but it's not out right now
The new cause the new cause you need to stand up well it's coming out
You can play it. They didn't extend the beta
No
No, no, no thank you sir. Oh, thank you. It's very kind of you to offer
You're very kind to me and offering such a exquisite experience.
For that, I will give you four bean flecks.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Would that satisfy thee?
I think it would.
Good.
Thank you. That's valuable information.
Thank you, sir.
little shots of little shots of the airplane
wait hold on wait
Oh
Follow me
me boys. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Ridley. Excuse me. I don't know where everybody
else went. I don't know where everybody else went. But there was like a thousand guys
If I killed one guy...
The guy at spawn died...
How would you know that?
Dude, there was actually like a hundred guys back there and we only killed one.
Where did everybody else go?
I kinda have a hunch that that three man included that guy that I killed at the end
and that that guy stayed behind to shoot you at the blue fence
and his two teammates just went to icebreaker without him.
And then he was also trying to go to icebreaker
and then I killed him
and now he's dead
and now his two friends are on icebreaker.
It's Killin' Raid! Just Killin' Raid!
I
James Bond you can't change it without everyone in your group ready. Oh, we know that's true. That's true
Maybe maybe they waited for me and then he just peaked out
I saw him and the other two because once he's dead they can go
It's about mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, that's why what happened
The other two guys are probably talk to the left next that she meant who's he doozy mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what happens
That's what happened.
Oh, oh, let me, okay, let me, let me sort my goodies.
Be sort my goodies.
Here we go.
We, we missed your job.
Clumsy.
What pick did you have?
Pick 11.
Pick 11, that's tough.
Did you grab a QB?
Yeah.
It's going to go as a way.
I have one more round.
OK, if you're grabbing your QB the last round,
there's a problem.
Yes.
Who did you get?
No, no, no.
I got my QB.
Someone took Dak Prescott for me.
Who's Dak Prescott?
They did you a favor.
Who'd you get?
I got some of worse here.
You got a little some more.
Wait, wait, wait.
Dude, I got Jared Goff round like fucking.
Let me see.
I got Jared golf, round like 13.
You know what I mean?
I got him second to last.
Jared golf ball?
Yeah.
Oh no.
Oh God, we just might not be good at football.
But don't worry, I took Dallas defense.
We're gonna be top three this league.
Wait, you also said they're winning.
Wait, closey, closey, closey, closey, closey,
close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close,
close, close, close, close, close, closey.
Why?
We wanna go ice figure, do we wanna go labs?
We have two key cards, people left.
Okay, we have to go Icebreaker.
And then we go Icebreaker.
Okay, this early schedule's kind of sick.
We've done so much, it's 11 p.m.
Yeah, it's kind of-
Oh, we have to go.
We forgot what he started earlier.
By the way, guys, so that you don't get mad at me.
Okay, I'm already going to have people that are super pissed at me for saying this,
even now.
Guys, we're trying out the new schedule.
Scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag,
scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag,
We're trying out the piece of shit
And then I'm gonna hop on and I was early too
Every angry at me gone bad. What's so mad at me? Oh, I wouldn't so mad at me. Oh, no, dude. No
As he said that I looked over and John I piece of shit in my chat
I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking. I thought we were friends. I felt like we bonded. Oh,
No, it did bond it's a Tuesday. Oh, no. Oh, I don't know crazy. I even I even that thing we talked about earlier
I got a confirmation on it like 10 minutes ago. I was gonna tell you who's day. I was gonna tell you
You won't even crack a beer with me
Do you not hear it's drink a lot of yours Tuesday
It's a natural holiday in like Rome
Or whatever the shit
Oh my god, John. Why are you?
I want to look at the channel.
Everybody's making me feel like I'm a slut.
Oh, and they're making and they,
and they make it and they're making me,
and they're making me hard.
And they're making me hard.
Okay, all right, okay, all right, let's ride.
I missed a nine.
My boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy.
We're just trying out the new schedule. It's not permanent. It could be permanent. We're just trying it out though.
We're just taking a peek to see if you guys like it. Mmm. I like it boss
Stop trying it out
Oh, no. Oh, no, oh, God.
Oh, never be mad at me, God.
OC, OC, OC, OC, OC.
OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC, OC.
I'm not gonna leave.
I'm not even thinking about what I just said just seconds ago.
What'd you say?
No, I'll say it now.
I'm getting up early because I'm done early, but you gotta just, please just say it.
The heat is off of me.
That's all I gotta say.
Real quick, real quick, real quick.
That's all I gotta say.
That's easy.
That's all.
I don't know.
That's gonna look good.
I
There's so much heat on him for having a better schedule for his life
No, it's not for me. I it's not for me
Thank you hate your life. No, it's for the bungulators. I did a vote and most rooms said they wanted me to switch. Oh
Oh
It's all mungulators, it's all cloaks. He's fault
Mr. Nine my what we're gonna get some one good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boys be safe to my boys
You know what how about this? I got idea guys. There's a disc in the discord announcement channel
There is a vote
There is a vote in the discord announcement channel currently it is sitting at
11,749 what what this new schedule and
4,100 and well now 66. Okay, someone's just went
What the old schedule if that is if you can overpower
If you can overpower that by the end of the week,
we'll switch it back, okay?
If you, it's still going, you can still vote right now.
If you can overpower that poll to say that you want
the old schedule, then I'll switch it back
at the end of the week.
It's right there in the Discord announcement channel,
right above the GIF of DJ Khaled that I put in there
with his shirt undone.
I'm 37. I don't use discord.
Is that a rule?
37 year olds not allowed to use discord.
No, 36.
36 in below.
Then you got to switch to 36 in below.
36 in below.
That poll will be bought into hell.
No, it can't be bought in because my discord forces you to submit an email and a phone
number.
Theoretically, you could make a bunch of them, but it would be pretty fucking annoying. It would be it would be pretty damn annoying
Just extend the stream two hours off the sticky mr. Lopez
John you have to actually do the rate the play are you bringing a shotgun the labs?
Hey, dude felt like that didn't need to be said out loud
You sound like your Mongolian throat singing
I am Maya. Oh, I saved you a signal. I saved you a smoke signal and a letter
Hurry by a pigeon in seven weeks when I die of syphilis
You'll get it and then you can send me one back
And you can ride your horse through the desert for two and a half days and and die
Do they know you want you know what you said and like what oh god?
You're gonna know this reference because I know you so well. There's no time. Thank you
Oh go ahead. Thank you. Dizzerie do guy
I don't know who that is, let's run!
I
This cord pole broke it yeah, it's our guys you that went a lot of guys
A GPU?
Wait, let me see, let me see!
Let me see, let me see!
Let me see your asshole, let me see your asshole!
Show me your asshole, show me your asshole!
I've been a little games in a row and I've found one!
Oh, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can suck it!
Can you suck it?
How about you take this GPU?
We TURN THAT FLASHLIGHT ON!
Yeah, dude, that's what I was saying!
How about you take this spot, uh, GPU closely?
I don't want to share with you as long as you give me 80% of it.
Oh, dude, he's really good at that.
He loves giving 80% of his money away.
I think it's top 5 favorite things to do.
I'm gonna go residential. You don't fuck you guys.
You guys look like racists or something.
Maybe.
They are, you sure?
I'm going to residential
No, will you get out of here?
Only cool guys can come in here
Oh my god
Oh, you were right. We're right there with you watch. Keep getting them on
Did you get the card?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I got one in my ass. I'm gonna go take all this shit. I'm gonna go take all this shit
Oh, I see it tells it's full
What room is this for it's for this room that we're in right now
Oh, thank you for the lettuce. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, of course you close you by the way back
Shiver room jumping
Three people yeah
He's got that beat
That was the tag of the shirt. Please don't make noise. Please don't make noise. We don't make noise. We are you are you?
Where are you? I'm on the stairs right in front of you
I
Just walkie that's John John. No, no, that yeah, it is. Please don't kill me
I'm over here. I'm over here and no one should kill me
I'm over here. I'm over here. No one can kill me
that's why I just shot them
am I right next to you?
yeah
I'm gonna sit on that later
go see go see you gotta kill me gotta get him
are you ever here?
hey bitch boy
how you like that scumbag?
I
Like that stomach, huh? I like that stomach
I'm not doing too good. No, are you I
Always knew you were a sissy boy. I always knew you're a sissy boy. I ain't doing days hard work
You know
I
Got soft hand brother
Yes, yes, he bottom made by the four oh
Okay, I see a guy crabbing him in okay, all right word
Understandable have a great day sir
Understandable have a great day
Word oh word
Shadow will have a great day have a great day. So I just got face
Fucking no, I can't see John. There's folksy right there
J. Hello, Glocky
You got this, Clancy.
This is all you think.
Let's break up the glass.
John, where's Clancy at again?
John, there's a guy crouching on the bottom.
John, run down those stairs real quick.
God just bring down those stairs right there
They come up those stairs I'm gonna wake up for my nap and kill them
BASTIVE TO ME THAT'S HOT MR. BLENCH STANDS!
MY MAN, MY MAN!
Don't you worry, Mr. Blench, I died with glory and solitude!
Glory and solitude!
This next frame will be different.
Next, who will get eye-catch-lacked?
This is for you, Mr. Blench, for you!
Wait, is this for a guy?
Oh, gosh.
Move, fuck you later, Alex!
I just...
Wait a minute.
Look, she...
She...
She can't give him the Alpha Wolf War!
A-BOO!
You don't wanna make those of you the Alpha Wolf angry?
A-BOO!
Did you just make the Alpha Wolf...
What happened?
What I found the button
What?
What the hell you're talking about?
You are smoking something fierce.
What what the hell you're talking about you are smoking something fierce
it's amazing. It's amazing.
It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing.
You shut the literal fuck up on the button that makes
everything I'm listening to she might not as actually fantastic you I think my
type 24 85 51 thank you that's me it's safe to go out there don't worry walk
out there that was that was a audio bug yeah audio bug there audio bug my man
moment mr. Blitz blitz thank you my boys easy about it next time it's gonna go a
little differently I sweet I sweet I actually got 360 notes come by the
black mission I'm so fast careful what you play he sings all the lyrics that
player I thought you went close his favorite song is hot fella oh I thought
Something to do with France and he sings all in Paris
specifically
Gentlemen in Paris gentlemen in Paris yes, and he doesn't spend a man visiting Paris. There's not a single
Coachie I have that flash that you could use on night vision. Oh my god
I think you're dead if I vote you I want to vote no one is full but I don't want
him to have my number he's trying to get us guys it doesn't give me your phone
number dumbass no way I could see it gives discord your phone like the
couple I guess he gives them the I don't know if you trust those guys but
it gives discord the phone if I don't get access to your phone number
You're a dumbass.
I didn't even tell me an email.
Sir.
What? This thing is insane.
Yeah, that's what I was telling ya.
You don't think only it's 50 vert?
It's crazy.
It's, I'm telling you, the type 20 is insane.
You wanna pick up every type 20 you see.
Why would you what the fuck why are you putting that on the city guy? I wanted to I wanted to see it on my
You're gonna be like listen loot my pockets. I have to extra bags and extra ammo for you. I can't have everyone
And you can see my guys
Here's look your comments
It's where he's the Bobcat talk. I'm your kid type 20s the Bobcat talk
Well, all this just to get instantly one tap, right?
We do it again.
I didn't see.
We're watching.
Come on, Todd.
Hmm.
I can feel your credit, your social credit score dropping.
Social credit score dropping.
You stop the canyon, Mort.
What's that need?
That's a real guy.
What?
Shut the door.
Go on!
Take that wall!
One down, plus one yelping!
Close, you watch out, there's a guy there!
The way he's just still firing at that man!
I gotta slam!
Oh, that's not how you do that close, you know, the technique was all wrong, Squidward.
What, wait, Cuddle-ass?
No way I got killed by some pussy named Cuddle-ass.
Are you serious?
Okay, I only have one cue card left.
Are you fucking serious?
Cuddle-ass 360 nose scoping in the head.
I
Didn't raise gentlemen eggs
You have one key card. Yeah
Shit
We guys I know what to do we kill a bunch of black division we activate all the things and we do you guys a ton of
BD keys so get a dog's keys put it in your butt and we fill your butt up with BD keys
That way you have unlimited lab cards. Yeah, I agree
Yeah, we we cozy cozy cozy cozy, I
Think you're my butt thinking my butt
I said we're gonna get a bunch of BDCs, and we're gonna have yeah, so we're gonna fill we're gonna fill up your butt
You say that well, I'm a little shy when I'm in foreign countries
I sometimes don't know the culture and so I get a little shy because I don't want to offend anyone
You know I'm talking about
Konichi wa Konichi wa amigo
Konichi wa amigo who I say Konichi wa amigo
Good job on good job on yeah, no
Haha followed to us, but the streamer doesn't suck my fucking dick mods this guy is dying on this
No, it's just a random guy.
He's a bounty.
Dude, this is a big deal for him.
This is a big day for him.
Wait, what happened?
He says, ha ha ha ha, follow TLS, but the streamer doesn't have to eat my dick fucking mods
or suck my dick fucking mods.
This is a big day for this guy.
This is a huge day for this guy.
This is like, this is like, this is his project for the day.
I don't know.
Let me see. Let me see what he
said. Let me see what he said.
Wait. What was the name?
My mind is relieved.
I see we are supposed to be able to see deleted messages.
Oh, there it is. Let me see.
You want to hear what he said? Let me see what he said.
You talk about closing
Let's see
My mom timed him out and said calm down and behave
Was it he said his last message was dude is actually fucking be tarnished
Me too
Okay, what else um what what made him mad?
Well, cuz I they delete that message. Oh
They delete them they delete that message
That's right. Oh
What dude is speaking the truth boy firstly dude is not speaking the truth
Okay, I am literally a genius
Secondly, I don't even use that word.
Thirdly, uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, chief.
Yeah.
The streamer probably has a bit more leniency.
You absolute fucking dumbass.
Oh, really?
Are you an idiot?
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you stupid?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, probably the stream has like a tiny bit more leniency.
Mm-mm.
I agree.
Let's come back.
Okay.
You've seen it.
I didn't do that.
I did.
Jake won't get on the phone.
I'm gonna take my relationship.
We'll take you.
Jake is a good man.
He's making the right decision.
You're the bad man.
You're going to hell.
Mm-mm.
Wait hold on, wait, I don't know why I just typed discord in the month in the flea market.
Uh, wait what's that weapon I was just using again?
Something 20.
Uh, type, type 20.
Type 20.
Can I buy that?
Oh shit, I can't, oh my god.
Oh my god that's huge, that's huge.
Well, uh, no, but like I previously 1020 is pretty good by default. So you said to put like a scope on it and a handgrip
They're bud
Yeah, you can see my drift slime. No captain as
dude what is happening man
Oh
Hey God, I said earlier was true what do you what do we do?
Mmm, I was building my sweet God
$200,000
Dollars you fucking nuts. He's fucking crack out your ass. He's talking about
$200,000?
Now $49,000, that's much more reasonable.
Mm-mm.
You can't put me shut up.
Stop.
Please shut up.
Oh, sorry, boss.
Oh, just thinking.
Mm-mm.
Okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was just thinking.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm worried about you.
Thank you.
Can you take a picture of your pussy with your panties pulled to the side at a 45 degree
angle with your elbow lifted up on your leg on a chair?
Please.
I need that.
I need that so bad right now.
Oh please.
Please.
Please, please, PLEASE!
I got you.
PLEASE!
Okay.
Folks, you don't understand.
It's Halloween next month.
Folks, please.
My little kitten.
Clixie, you're my little fuckin' kitten.
Are you making the alpha wolf angry?
Shut down the short kitten. You're making the alpha wolf angry
I still like this dude
Man, mom will wanna get to that mindjump shit
Mindjump doesn't have a shit
My man, my man
Good luck, dude, good luck, dude, nah.
Thank you, Mr. Nye, you need me to say no, you need me to say no.
This one for you, Mr. Nye, and Mr. Blanchett, the same time.
What?
Oh, where are we going?
We're going to Luz.
We have to get BD keys and put a ton of them in your butt because this is your last chance.
You guys get five more laps.
We have tons and tons and tons of BD keys.
Minutes that we can buy more that's good. Oh
I have 30,000 followers peanut. I'm making myself into a almond. You're you made it. You made it
Holy shit, John. You made it. You're at the top. It's time to start treating women horribly
And and and being a total asshole. Oh my god
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. Breaking news. John cheats on his wife and treats the
little bit horribly. He reached 30,000 subs yesterday. He just had to do it.
Where's my chest butt plug?
J-Hawk lives. J-Hawk is back. Welcome back, Mr. J-Hawk. Welcome back.
I'm thinking about the toasted almond.
original as you guys are hot but you guys got up in you before it's too late
before before I get flabbergasted you wouldn't want me to get flabbergasted
don't you dare get fucking flabbergasted I will get flabbergasted I
will get flabbergasted though as long as you guys join you guys have to join
though or I'll be super flabbergasted you guys joining because I'm gonna be
flabbergasted you don't be flabbergasted I told you gotta stop
doing that that's what I'm saying you guys have to do it or I'm gonna be
flabbergasted thank you I will not let you boys down I will
I got him down to 1.5 million.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bo-sir, are you gonna join today?
Mr. P. Big Iron banned me from Twitch and Kick and I didn't even do anything that
bad because you look into and see if he made the right call.
someone both platforms and have been a long time follower. Well honestly that's like a pretty
reasonable request I like how he worded it. Yeah actually I'm gonna look well okay well
there actually is one problem you didn't uh on this new account we didn't put the name I'm
supposed to research unless it is user-dash wq2 wv4 uu7 w but I'm assuming that's a burner account
Hold on, let me check, is that, hold on, is that really your name?
Hold on, let me see here, that's actually a reasonable request.
Let's see if you made a mistake, let's take a look here.
Uh, mm, user dash WQ2WB4UU7W.
No user matching that login, sir, sir, I can't look into it.
No way this song comes on.
You put your name.
I, I, you put your name.
Mm.
Ooh.
The guy doesn't make mistakes.
Yeah, I see this, this.
This I like all my minds, but if this one guy
probably doesn't make mistakes, Mr. Big Eye.
Let's ride.
I
Like you got me why get a quick silly juice
In Paris just started playing in my ears, so you have he's gonna all you got it
Are you sure they charge? Yes, they're at the end of the whole two of them
How do you know I saw them spring across are you down there?
Now I think I think close he's capped and yet no cap dead off
The big boys we I haven't seen black division spot there before here in the back division promise. No, no bed
Thing and they spring it across with no backpacks. Okay. I got my eagle eye
That's way from Sam
I'm watching. I'm watching. Are you spinning around, John?
No. John, are you spinning around?
What? No, right next to you. There's someone below us.
Another team, man.
Are you sure about these guys? I promise.
There's no chance you're going to go left, back left again.
Unless they literally got the perfect timing when I sprinted into elevator? No.
Hmm in the back room. Do you guys probably wait for the turn off if I believe him these guys under us in play them
No, no, no, he's lying go. No, okay
Are we all are we watching I have no arms then
Yeah, I'm watching it. She said I think you're fair bit and so do my guys shit
I think I'm gonna go spring at them and die. Yeah, kind of yeah kind of do it
No, we don't do that
You don't do that that's stupid that's stupid you sure they're down there
Yeah, I'm gonna go spring at them. You're ready. Okay. I'm watching
Why should we sing sin John what?
Nothing nothing. Okay
Oh
Who's I'm gonna see these guys peak one time
Certainly down there. Yes
They believe that song just played after I mentioned it there's people below us and like would probably be them
the only way they do that is if they got absolutely perfect timing when I was
sprinting in the elevator.
Will you get the fuck out of here?
Because now I can't lean back if they're shooting at me.
You screwed you over?
We're both three things to a bomb.
Yeah, we are.
I just realized I could just shoot that bomb.
We're both dead instantly.
Oh, you scared me.
I'm not. Are they down there?
Go to you. Did you get it, boys? Are you in?
There's no way there's anybody down there. They sprinted to the right. They're probably sitting in back room. I'm not trolling.
10 bucks she's doing down there 20
All right, I'm gonna go in the back room. All right, okay
Alrighty, all right, okay
What?
Somebody's standing in my YouTube chat that you're owned by Bill Gates.
Right there.
You bought a farm.
One's left one's right.
Actually, it's the path that we're in, seriously.
Left and right.
What?
This guy's gotta be sly.
They shoved over.
This guy's gotta be sly.
They shoved over.
The ones in that bathroom the left and it was the other one yes
In there I'm laying after a way
Fuck you
He thinks we're cheating
Okay, can you close your door so I can is he taking a poopy?
Is he taking a poopy? Okay? I'm gonna listen you keep an eight out you keep an eight out
I'll watch I'll watch the push okay John's going in
No, just wait. Just wait John's going in guys going in three guys. It's a freak. I
Make sure you don't open the door behind
Hey, bitch boy. Yeah, what do you say?
Oh
Hey
No
Okay
Say next to this bomb yeah, you might shoot the bomb you were taking a poopie in there
No, no John
Green body green body
Whoa green body green body
Fuck who did that?
What do we do guys? What do we do?
Oh my god get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
John did you just fucking die? Wait who just talked behind us?
I'm late, I'm late in the bathroom. I'm late bathroom, behind you P.
Guys, guys if you, you're fucking dead.
I miss Grim and I miss Pino.
I miss Pino.
I know, I can hear you again, shut up!
I'm speaking to you, baby.
I'm speaking to you, baby!
Why?
He looks good full of magical.
See, didn't you just let me run in?
John, also, why did you run in and look bright?
Because he's a...
I didn't look bright.
Wait, my body's doing the thing again.
We're talking...
Hey! Hey!
Tell him he's a slut!
Hey, pussy!
Dude, who's this other guy talking?
Yeah, I hear your death door.
Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself!
I'm sorry!
No!
Who's it?
Hey behind! He ran out of bathroom and pushed me!
Don't worry, I got him.
Alright, peanut squad right, peanut extract for quick.
Dude, peanut, he ran out of bathroom and pushed me!
What are you talking about?
Did peanut killed all of them when we got him?
What are you talking about? He's smoking crack!
No one ran out of the bathroom and pushed you!
The guy I watched him sprint pushed me outside bathroom.
What are you?
Are you smoking crack?
There was two in bathroom.
You weren't even in the bathroom.
I was in the room and I hear a door open.
The guy from the bathroom didn't do anything to you.
So then who did I die to?
I think there was a guy on the ride.
There wasn't a guy on the ride
I'm down by millions
You're not gonna lie to you cozy
I might lie you this sound that was so fucky the guy from the bathroom sound like he was coming from down the hallway behind us
And that guy shots were shooting at you sound like they were coming from the right
So you just died to the guy in the room, but the sound was all screwed up
I think so too because my dead body was still talking, but yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Well
Oh my God.
John, stop calling me.
It's not me. My phone's right here.
Peanut. I was just kidding.
What?
Clupsie. I lied. I didn't kill him.
I died.
Oh God. He hung up on me.
Oh God.
Take my phone.
What?
John, hello?
Hey, hey.
I take cookies and cream on.
Maybe I'll ask him. Let's all call and ask be back
Your call has been oh, he must be busy
Nice do you have any more laps you guys was that all you had
more was you can you buy one more no you guys you guys should go do actually dad
guys go to the labs no we do we do we what why can John buy one more but you
can oh I lied I lied sorry accidentally how long do you can an hour John wait
23 minutes wait 23 minutes we should have wait we always use scab and try to
get you would yeah let's run
We'll go right yonder. We'll go right yonder. This is the top five spots in the world to go.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
That didn't go that well.
But guys, by the way, what the fuck was that?
Can anyone explain to me what the hell kind of rage is happening right there?
I have no idea. He told me he would let me come tell him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
For real.
We loaded to a raid and two guys split up in the corner of the map and then sit in the bathroom in some random room
And they'll loot in it
What is that?
What what was that i've never seen them before what what was the purpose what was the reason?
They both said okay i'm gonna take this right you go in the left bathroom i go in the right one
Streams not you do you think it's like a stream snipe situation like they
saw that we saw them so they just that's like the only thing that would make
sense nothing else makes sense
he said he was a fan you play the fan died wait oh my god we went to them holy
shit this guy has the power of eyes do not use it for evil sir do not use it
for evil you must great power becomes great
responsibility with great power share comes great responsibility
Uuuh, bride!
No.
I
Guys, what do you guys cheat or chattering about much we hate you. Oh
That's what I would that's what my parents would say whenever I come no, I say I told
Mom and dad they I think about coming to the room to see if they can touch me at night
They would say no we're talking about which we hate
No, he was saying he's so upset he hates his life has that mean peanut having a good time
It's probably because you haven't drinking beer.
That's true.
Oh, yeah, I need to get another one.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Thanks for buying me.
We'll be right back.
I will get another one.
Stay.
Oh, I need this to wrench.
We're for me, we're for me, we're for me, don't go without me.
Coachy, are you with the raid?
Did you go without me?
Uh huh.
You are in the raid?
Yeah.
It's just a secretizing with other players for me.
I'm already, dude, we spawned in the smart room and I'm already at the bomb.
I don't know why you scabs are so glitzed. I don't think I've done a single scab in a group this entire white without one person
Having a problem going in
They've got it. There's got to be a problem with them or something
You know many fridge
you know I can't I can't know I don't know it's my religion
I'm a Piscobus yeah there's a guy in what's that I think check
there's a guy in check oh yeah I'll just make the info
or whatever oh I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean wait I think I think I
pulled your swan I think it pulls you yeah I put dude I pulled
that you ready with me right now yeah yeah yeah he's in check in the building
That's crazy, higher.
Wait, wait, wait, what building?
This, this is right here, checkmoli, checkmoli.
Shoot, shoot straight up.
Hey, pussy!
Uh, it's the one across from command.
That doesn't make sense.
Uh, do you know where command spawns?
Across from there.
No, no, no, fuck.
I think I do, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shoot, we're straight up, Corksy.
You think you got right here to shoot me?
Hey, dumbass, I'm a scab, idiot!
You're a scab, you're not supposed to shoot me!
You guys stupid, are you stupid?
What the fuck is that ass back here?
We're scammed!
He didn't actually shoot me, coach, you're a bad scab now.
Oh fuck.
That guy was even a little bit better, he would be fine.
He missed every shot.
Oh fuck.
Ah shit.
it. That's okay. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion. Don't worry. I'm over by. Come
on. Okay, perfect. We're going across of it. All right, I'm coming. Hold on. Wait, how did
that not help him two minutes ago? And now you just have the same exact thing. And I
just, okay, guys, what are we doing here again? There's a guy here shooting a silent
The bathroom in the court. Okay. Well, I guess it's 7 2 seconds
Are you in here? Oh, we wasted our damn time
We do we we we we we we every scene take the guy for a lounge car
Oh no.
Stop!
Oh no.
Help!
What am I supposed to do about it?
I don't want to become a bad scav too.
Don't stand and help me!
I don't want to be a bad scav.
I'm a good scav.
I'll kill him closely. I'm coming.
I'm a good scav.
You're just gonna start mowing down scabs.
You think a little peep is a little peep?
It's a little peep.
Wow.
That doesn't feel too good.
It takes forever.
Wait, do you need heels?
I got some heels.
uh
Do i got some heels for you boss come on we can make it we can make it
I don't think it's gonna work
Do you know this really?
Wait peanut
Peanut what what what?
So oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm a drug dealer
First one free don't you get no because he's in our group. No
No, it doesn't work like that
Either otherwise everybody would just go up there and shoot someone's arm, and then you can kill him
Okay
You should go do that guy that I killed though. Yeah, I did I did I looted him
There's a lot of bombs going on
He's right over you all these bombs are boss you hear someone you hear someone going
I'll be over yonder.
Moting?
Here's-
Yeah, you hear someone-
You heard someone-
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh, god.
Can you hear those-
That moaning sound?
No, can you uh-
Describe it to me?
Heh heh.
Wow.
I don't think I-
I don't think I can.
Yeah, just-
Just give me just like a quick example so I can-
I'll be locked in here.
Ohhhhhhh.
Oh.
I think I have a soundboard of courage.
Ohhhhh.
You see, is this it?
Ohhhhh.
Ahhhhh.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
It's not something like that.
Wait, come on, it's dead.
Wait, I forgot.
I have a sound board of Shroud.
You knocked me out right to the left.
He wins to me.
Hold on.
Oh, no, this is a tit-to-tat man.
Put it right here.
Oh, she's slow, slow.
He's Shroud.
I got what it's Shroud too.
In my ass.
In my house.
That's a great soundboard.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I mean, um, I'm in cabans.
Oh, you're, but you're inside cabans?
I'm inside cabans.
Okay, okay, okay.
I almost killed you guys.
We guys.
I mean, don't you?
What the fuck are we doing?
What are we doing right now?
We should leave.
We're almost at time for lab scars anyway.
We accomplished nothing.
Closing lower to scab-rep.
That's about it.
Okay, but in Scabrap, just for, uh, uh...
What?
Uh...
Appa?
No.
What?
It's literally never had anything to do with Scabrap ever.
It's how long it takes for your scab to get back into the raid, like how long it takes to be set,
and then also how good your stuff is when you come in.
And then also, if you have a height of Scabrap, which is 6.0, bosses won't kill you.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but you're scabbing on bosses.
What also does all the other things that I just said?
Yeah, whatever
Oh, I'm actually kind of getting stashed over here guys. I've got a green battery in a
And a camera lens
Item maybe she gets some features
Oh wait archive room key that's probably good that good is that good?
Is that good? Is that a good one?
Is that a good one, guys? Is that a good one?
Is that a good one?
Mmm.
500K?
I heard somewhere that silent SR was.
I'm surprised you spawned...
I don't think... Hold on. I've got an idea.
Let's all meet inside C'mon's area.
Let's all meet inside C'mon's... I've got a good idea.
What are you shooting?
No, no, no.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, Kushi, where are you? Where are you?
I am...
Kushi, Kushi, where are you? Kushi?
I'm at...
Theater, next track.
At the theater?
At the ventilation shaft.
There's no way you're at the theater.
Are you guys serious?
Wait, you guys are both out of the RAVE?
Yep.
Jump me into your gates, God.
Excellent RAVE, gentlemen, excellent RAVE!
Wait, didn't you have a green battery?
Yes. Yes I did.
That's like a hundred and fifty K.
Well, broke this is like you would have stated for that
On your later up 15 mil on the night, but she oh, yeah, you watch your German agent
Friend the nuttiest birthday ever. Love you boss man and fuck the fuck off John
How I suppose to give him a happy birthday about how he's made actually are up
I
Friend
Open swimsicle in full of magical activities magical activities
Magical activities
All right, dude, do you guys have your lives caught again?
Nice
Hey, not nine minutes, dude put it in my butt
Yeah, let's just go do icebreaker. What do you think? Yeah. All right. How much is it? $700,000.
And 250 euros. I mean, I have 10,000 euros. Probably not gonna make it past boiler room.
No, we're gonna make it past boiler room. Easy. Literally so easy.
You always doubt me, but remember that one time
I will give it to you. Actually are pretty good
This is like the one compliment I like every give you
But you're actually pretty good at you actually are good at a
My god guys, okay
I'm the richest peanut in the world.
Whoa.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
I have to tell you guys something.
What?
Can I just no judgment zone, right?
Yeah, no.
No judgment.
No judgment at all?
OK, no judgment, no judgment.
OK, OK.
Right?
About 14 seconds into that raid,
I killed myself on my lines.
Okay, all right, okay, okay.
That's okay, John.
We love you, we respect you, and you're a valued teammate.
Wait, did I leave?
No!
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
I did, I literally say, John,
That wasn't you that ran into landmines right?
I lied to you, it was me, that was my life leaving my body close to you.
I heard landmines across the map and I'm like, yeah that's not me.
Surely that's not me.
News flash, news flash, it was.
My lens went flying.
I was in that rain for a blink.
Well, thank you sir.
I just...
I know.
Guys, it's time to lock in.
Get all of your ice maker stuff on.
We're about to cook.
We're about to cook right now.
It's cooking time.
The chefs are in the kitchen.
The gopher is in the hole.
The-
My uncle's in my ass.
My uncle's in-
John's uncle's in his ass.
And the chefs are in the kitchen.
The chefs are in the turkeys in the oven.
Yep.
The turkeys, push his fingers in my butt.
And I'm pouring Tallulah sauce down as your e-thra.
Yes.
Fuck it.
You guys have your e-thras, too?
Or is that a one-way thing?
Yes, guys have your e-thras.
You dumb, dumbheads.
I heard guys' G-spots in the butthole.
That's true.
100%.
So now they'll dig around in there.
Hey, whoo!
This is the fun.
Well, there it is.
Just a double check is still there.
I'm the boo.
Woo!
Beek-a-boo, beek-a-boo.
Beek-a-boo, oh.
They were right, they were like, it's an error.
It's right there, there it is, there it is.
Xbox's spot.
Xbox, turn off.
Xbox, come.
And finish.
Xbox, climax.
Thank you.
Xbox is split.
All right, Xbox.
I
Put on a ripped dress red lipstick around my lips all messy like I look myself in the music
You don't deserve anything. You deserve anything. You're just a whore. You're just a whore. No one wants you
Just that's how I hype myself up for stream. I look at myself in here with lipstick all over my mouth
I go you just a whore. No one wants you
My eyeliner
And I spit on my mirror
Do we have everything is this is this all we need I feel like I'm forgetting something
I feel like we're forgetting something. Are we are we I got the music. No, I got the mule
Are we forgetting something? I'm looking for getting something. Oh wait, food water food water guys makes me food water
I
Be got every guy your money. Oh
Yeah
Yes, I will find one. We'll find one
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so what I have to buy I have to bring in how much seven hundred thousand dollars. Oh
Perfect half my net worth
Excellent excellent
That's a more
Samore Bay!
Supire Samore!
Oh no, oh no guys!
I'm ready.
Oh guys, oh no!
What's wrong?
I'm in the tent.
Oh god, oh...
Where in the world can you help me?
Let's ride!
I got the green flag, I got the green flag.
8700 euros, I have enough.
I'm missing a backpack, why would nobody tell me that?
That's very rude.
Nobody told me.
Are you guys ready to get crazy or like not crazy?
Yeah.
I just wanna be, we probably wasted enough time
just to get the lambskick.
Oh wait, 100 second.
You guys wanna go labs?
You guys wanna go ice, wait, ice maker or labs guys?
icebreaker then get lapsed we got dude you're supposed to end streaming an hour right don't make them out at me again
dude this new stream schedule is awesome i've been drinking this is fucking awesome
guys guys i'm trying out a new stream schedule from 5 p.m ct to midnight cp cp don't get mad at me guys
don't get don't get mad at me I don't I don't get mad at me guys it's a scum
John will you stop typing scum into my chat please what someone's on my account
it's your shit asshole someone claims her I'm on a piece of shit or an
asshole
Boxy Boxy quickly say that thing for Mark Raiders all the heat off me
Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, say
Wait, that doesn't work in discord. I'm so glad I didn't say anything under the bead
Okay, what is that bitch
Yeah, I would have said bitch. That's right. No, no, let's, let's ride!
I
Told you if you can flip the boat in the discord in the discord announcement channel down formula back to
Keeping it the old time currently. It's over double that people want the new time
Mm-hmm. It's in the discord announcement channel. If you can flip it back, I'll switch it back
It should be a little steep hill though. A lot of guys want the new schedule
Hey, why are we running this way? I don't know which way do you want to go boss? I don't want to have sat you
What do you want to run? I think X-Box split whip being by my nipples and flick my beam. I
Could barely hear you my helmet is fucking
how much are you up here hold on how much I have 15 million
oh you found a bitcoin and let X is every single fucking ring it was sweet
He's standing on his money. He's seven ten, baby. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, oh
Shit
Yeah, but I can't get your last I my middle name is careful. Yeah, my middle name's left together left
Careful to the left.
Take three gum drops and put them in your butt.
Put them in your butt.
Take three gum drops and put them in your butt.
Now you got yourself a cob salad.
Take three cob salads and smear them on your wiener.
Smear them on your wieners. Smear them on your wiener.
Re-cobb salads and smear them on your wiener.
Now you've got a corn dog.
Hey, three corn dogs and smack on your nipples.
Smack on your nipples. Smack on your nipples.
Hey, three corn dogs and smack on your nipples.
Now you've got Alkina.
Goin' out kinda and chill out for a bit, chill out for a bit, chill out for a bit,
Goin' out kinda and chill out for a bit-
SHIT IT'S RIGHT HERE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
WHAT THE HELL?
SHIT IT'S RIGHT DOWN-
DROP OF THE GODS-
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?
WHAT?
There goes my quest.
Heh heh heh.
What the hell?
It's that he didn't exist.
He spawns here?
You guys see his guys?
I see all three of them!
We should just keep running right?
No, no, no, no, we gotta get in the trench.
Oh god!
Oh fuck.
Oh, Niko!
Niko!
He was just going, are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Do we want to loot him or whatever?
No, we're gonna icebreaker we're gonna throw their loot out for icebreaker
That's a someone shooting it
Guards one with SR's I don't think so I don't think so. Oh good. I
Mean, it's literally where we're gonna throw the
Okay guys, we got this. We got this, we got this. We're cool guys.
Three cool guys! Three cool guys! A diet coke and a large fries!
Please sir, bust in my eyes!
Oh God, why did so many fat bitches bring Diet Coke?
What's the sin of doing that before we got fat?
It started that years ago.
I'm not going to save you now.
We got to move we got to go
We got to get moving boys
100% 100%
hundred percent. There's dead bodies here. 55 whoppers, 55 fries, 55 chicken nuggets,
55 corn dogs. There's dead bodies here, there's dead bodies here. And a giant count, please.
I'm watching my figure. I'm watching my figure. Wait, is there a body here, sir? Yes. Why would you say that?
Yeah
There's no one here cuz he stopped being weird. There's dead bodies on the dock deep. No, no, there's not
No dick
Who's everybody George ice
Go away
That's a scab but I heard a lot of footsteps inside
We are we're in red.
Red.
I want to trip a ball.
There's dead scabs.
Little flowerpots.
The best thing to do in situations like that is hide.
Let my game crash.
Yeah.
Hide.
Your game crashed?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Wait.
Yeah.
Wait.
Are you guys not gonna hear the game?
Not right back at Lobby.
Well, beach tonight, my boy!
Good man! Good a man!
Beach tonight, my boy!
Good let he do good, I let he done.
Ah, thank you my boy.
Beach, you're rather beach.
Okay, dude.
Just absent.
Hey Pete, just turned 29.
Am I approaching UNC status yet?
Anyways, thanks for all the great content sir anytime any time
No, no, you can never know it. Um status is a
State of mind
You just got to stay up all the hip sayings jet that are as long as a goof we are like you
Does like me and stay up with the latest don't get in home latest slang
You won't be a jet that I ask. Oh, don't get back in holy fucking dude
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting back. I'm getting back.
Dude, I was about to pour a gallon of horse coffee all over me if I didn't get it.
I don't fucking read. I don't... I just connected. We're good.
I'll come back. Okay.
Wee. Cool. See. Wait. Excuse my cocktail. I'm laughing.
I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing.
I'm okay. We're gonna do a bubble gum.
I don't bring a flashlight. Guys, I actually need a flashlight for the smoke lens.
I don't have to watch that.
Oh, I'm glad I'm here, Dabby.
I didn't get in. I didn't get in, folksy. You should actually chop out a beer.
I can't see anything in here.
Careful. Walking.
I'm kidding, I know.
That's right, that's right.
Did you see that?
I
Just came back
God gives his silliest battles to his goofiest warriors. This is my battle
She's my battle. I can't see shit. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
We go now I can see literally everything in a flashlight you want mine off my gun. Oh, just get one of these guys
What the hell is Knight doing back there? What the hell?
Wait, Knight's dad! Knight's dad!
You just sitting back there, stroking his tongue.
What was he doing back there? God move!
I just shot around you, John.
I
Shopped in shopping
That's our flashlight
Oh, God, cool. She's gonna beat me again. Oh
No, oh no, I
Could to read it's me. Oh, she don't beat me
Oh, she don't beat me
I'm back here. Do you hear me? Yeah
They could walk up the stairs that's what I'm worried about
Hey walking. Oh my god. Don't be startled. That's just pop-up eat it
They'll be sure
They can walk upstairs, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. They can but I told them not to I
Am like kind of like their affluent off and they're like my just for kittens
Hello, yeah, we gotta get a flashlight
Night dead
Why vote what time do you prefer mr. P? I don't care guys
This is what I do six days a week. I have no life outside. It's I don't care what time I stream
I wanted to be best for you guys and the vote says that you guys like the earlier time
I couldn't give a shit last
Be longer well hold on now
Hold on now wait a minute guys
Hold on now hold up. I was like that when I when I say I do nothing. I mean I like also to do nothing
That's what I like to do as well as
It's on top of streaming it's what it's my it's my second favorite activity is to do nothing
We all know I found a flat shape on a flat slate, but it won't go my gun perfect
Okay, I actually don't think I'll be able to put this on my like anything on my gun I
Have a
I have a laser. Thank you. I'm in the side room
I'm doing it down says don't you worry about pumpkin talent and everything
He's handling all the nasty business
You know dip plates in the right or you get them I get one guy. Uh, I place in my rig. Yeah, I got place of my rig
Yeah
That laughing damn it. Oh, yeah, that happy damn it. Oh, yeah
Oh
We should
Oh my god, I just found $1,000.
And so his backpack, I'm not even joking.
I just found $1,000 in United States dollars.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
Chew, chew, chew, chew.
Now, why'd the move?
I'm repeating, try the move.
Airframe is so good, right?
It's like a good helmet.
Are you choosing level three for some reason?
Are you so decent?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, is airframe level three?
Didn't it used to be like the same?
Yeah, it used to be level four.
Double check?
Yeah, it's level three.
Yeah, it's me.
I
Do something shop in
So before no, it's still a use all I put intelligence for it so much backpack. Oh my god. Oh
I'm cooking
But it used to be level four and then they changed like a couple wipes you go to level three for some weird reason
It's because I had so many cool attachments on it. It was like overpowered. Maybe I
Now that they have the level 4 woman in restaurant, it doesn't really matter.
The price is to switch it back.
Alright, I want you to do a safe job, boys.
I'll be taking care of it for you.
I'll be in love with you.
He's never gonna let anything bad happen to you.
Just remember that.
Remember that
I'm fucking yeah
That one in you over and see you like some type of
$20
You mean the Bob you're about the bomb
No, I brought how many bombs you think we need
How many bombs do you think we need, Chief?
I've got the bomb.
We're going to the next one.
I think we're making pretty good time.
Yeah, we're making great time, guys.
We just got to keep moving.
Come on, boys.
That laugh ain't happy.
Oh, yeah, that laugh ain't happy.
That laugh ain't happy.
I don't know where John is.
Wait, I got to talk to the scientist.
There's a scientist back here.
Here we go.
We got to talk to the scientist.
He's right here.
Here we do, we do!
We gotta talk to the scientist!
He's right through that door, right through that door, open it up!
Wait, what are we doing?
New bed beds?
Where's it break?
I need to talk to the scientist, birds!
Where's the scientist?
How do you prove it?
That is up a floor.
He's ready. I'm talking to him right now.
I'm just over here.
I should be the driver and then plant the hacking device in the server room in the lab.
Wait, what lab?
Oh yeah, I got that device. I know what that is. We gotta do that.
Oh, come on guys.
We gotta move it. We gotta go back on time. We're doing good on time now. We gotta move. We gotta go.
Come on boys, come on boys.
Where'd you go, where'd you go?
Downstairs?
Come on guys, come on, quickly, quickly.
Where'd you go?
Oh, whoa!
Hold on now, hold on now.
Papa Peanut's ballin'.
Hee hee!
Papa Peanut's ballin'.
That's all you guys need to know.
Papa Peanut is ballin'.
Coachy, would you like to come down here?
Where are you, where are you, where are you?
Are you in John come on John? We're losing daylight here. We're actually running a long time now. Damn it. We were doing good
Get your ass over here. I don't know where you are
Yeah
Watch right now.
Watch left.
Yeah, I'll get that.
John, Adam, they look pretty.
They sit there and look pretty, guys.
If we die here, John, it's 07.
It's 07 for you, jeep.
All right, ready?
Three, two, one.
John, don't come in here.
Yeah, well, I...
Yeah, second one from the top.
Ready? Three, two, one, down.
Yeah, I got one, I see two of them.
Yeah, I'm in 8k, I'm in 8k.
Touch it, touch it, touch it!
What the hell, are they all just...
...hold up back there?
Yeah, once...
How's he anyone out here?
Can't get deep.
One's printed down.
I think...
No, that guy's printed back up, that was a guy who just killed.
He's printed down, then printed back up, I think.
You're either all holed up in the back!
Wait, what am I gonna say then?
We can do this easy!
Wait, I see a flashlight.
Where?
Oh, that was yours.
They're all going to be 3rd for that, right?
Uh, Shumland. Either 3rd or 4th.
I'm going to spread it out, okay?
We got to do this in particular. I've never seen this many say back before.
You got to be very careful.
You see me?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I see you.
Walking, walking, walking.
I'm pretty good at this. I feel like I should do this.
You want to do this? Do it.
Oh, they're all in the backpack. What the hell?
No, we're going to die.
As soon as we shoot one, they're all going to spin down.
We're dead.
Wait, wait, can we shut right through?
If they'll just open it.
What happened?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You watch that left door, okay?
Deal? Do not let them come out of that door.
I'll get right into it.
I mean oh okay wait I mean all right
here we go
I can
dead hey they're not moving on my side target on 12 confirmed which are you
That's five three more
What the hell I've never seen this before
If you don't should be about it you're about to be the door these are down here
Yeah, are you on my side of yours? I'm on your side. I'm gonna share out. You see it. I've never seen this boy
There's gotta be a glitch, there's gotta be a glitch.
What's a glitch?
Shut the hell up, God!
We just gotta, we just gotta sound hard.
I'm not moving, okay?
What?
They're not here!
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'll come back out on two, go two, go two,
let's just go two, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm gonna clear these four rooms, just stay there,
stay put.
What the hell?
I've never seen this glitch before but there's supposed to be a spawn point in here I bet all
three of them are right here.
Do you want me to come up in the ADS-It?
Yeah, ADS-It, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
What are you-
Actually, wait, this spot's bad.
Hold on.
I'm in such a bad spot.
I'll see you, let's clear behind you first.
Just in case one of them went there and closes the door.
Yeah.
Okay, we're good.
There should be three in here. There should be three.
Okay, okay, okay. Hold on.
Three, two, one, now.
Done.
What?
We're, we're, we're missing. They might be in here.
Dude, what? Wait.
What?
What? Wait, did you see me doing it?
I'm right now I could wait wait wait I did I collateral them wait dude okay I
killed three I collateral them three I could four three four five and in the
one over there it would be six four I could four how many you go
Oh, wait, no, there's we killed six so far because there's one right here and then five back there
How many did you personally kill I have no idea I
Have no idea what's going on
I mean, there's six so there should be two more this week. Yeah, they're saying because John DC
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh shit!
You're right!
Explore, explore, explore.
Wait, oh wait, are we the first ones to find this out?
This actually is new tech!
This actually is new technology!
What?
This is actually new technology!
New tech, new tech, new tech!
No way!
We should just alter for it.
Wouldn't we smart enough to figure out anything?
We actually just came up with New Tech!
Oh my god!
Don DC, it's the only thing there's two people here right now!
Holy shit, holy shit, you're welcome!
Oh my goodness, oh my god!
Oh my!
New technology, new technology!
We're genius changing!
New Tech alert!
We're all first, DC less!
black division run ever
I mean he does the only bad part is he does cut our loose
dude in half no he doesn't he does give us less loose that's true
that is true P you kill that you kill the one guy that
uh I have no gas pass do you have a gas pass
I do not have guys much I don't oh fuck I do not see any either
yep none of these guys wait why is it dude I see a
Oh, yeah, I've got one right
Wait, wait, hold on. No, wait. No. Yeah, we go these guys always have a little four plates now
This is the update. I just want a level five plate LV 111 one one nine
I haven't seen a level five plate on this ship in like two weeks
What the hell's going on right here?
That means
It's rare really low odds. Oh
Oh god, oh god.
Whatcha got?
Uh, John, did you see any gas masks anywhere?
No.
Um, gas masks.
Wait.
Oh, listen, listen, I know the next guys have gas masks.
So as long as I just kill them really, really, really, really, really fast, we should be fine.
You want some mud?
Yeah.
I have grenades, you want me to just...
Oh, sorry, boss.
Oh, no problem.
Wait.
No problem at all.
Four, five, six, seven, eight.
Bro, there's eight dead bodies here. What are we saying?
No, there's... Wait, what?
I do. Are you an idiot?
One, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
There's not four people over there. There's three.
There's three bodies stacked on each other.
Right here. You just counted four people.
One, two, three.
OK. Four, five.
OK. Six. OK.
All right, let's go.
Didn't we kill one at the bottom for it?
The Dorsey doesn't know how to count to five, let's go.
Yeah, we discovered the coach in the starting point.
All right guys, we are wasting daylight here. We are wasting daylight.
Yeah, well we're waiting on you here the only way to know is to clear the top things.
You move!
Okay.
Holy fucking shit!
Okay, hold on. All right.
I just want to do one quick thing guys.
I gotta do just one quick thing, three quick seconds.
Tasty, tasty.
tasty tasty tasty
Dude if she goes weird the damn
Sorry only cool guys allowed
Okay, I'll go quit. Were you with your fat body?
Jesus Christ
Playing with a bunch of hooligans I am I swear to God if I go up here and John's in my fucking way
I swear to God
Oh my goodness, but you take all the rigs that were super big you jackass
No, yeah, it's fine. I'll just give the next yes. Oh, yeah, I just got killings. That's really bad
Okay
Fuck.
I never fucked.
No, we're good.
It's just John is an idiot and I couldn't concentrate on-
UGH!
So we're gonna wait five fucking minutes for the guys to clear.
And by the way, they actually just belted me with flashbangs.
They tripled flashbang me.
All of them, you should have seen my screen, they were just coming at me.
I didn't even do anything.
I didn't fucking touch.
Shut up, Don!
My mind is frozen.
Yeah, yeah, don't exist next time.
There's gonna be a lot.
I'm like out there to throw a flashbang at me.
Yeah, we wait.
By the way, this is killing our time right now.
Yeah, we gotta move fast.
We're not gonna have time to kill everything.
No, we will, we will.
We will, just we gotta move fast.
We gotta move fast.
There's a new spot.
computer that that room on the right you can see all the touch the people's
helmets what who gifted me a sub to this untalented suck-ass Parkov streamer
this guy's thank you they say if I jump above the PC right here I can like maybe
didn't spend 20 minutes counting the six not in this room which room are they
I think here wait oh right here. There's about like right here
We that she kind of makes that oh shit, then you can see all the tops their heads
Well, I can't see anything because we're fucked we're done. Yeah, we're out. We're actually fucked
We're done Joe so I assume that there's four people out there, but he's or no
I mean, we're fucked, it doesn't matter.
Wait, I'm gonna shoot this four.
We'll be just by hand channel line, we'll see it.
Okay, all right, stand back.
I'm gonna go out there and just kill off
for them lightning fast, okay?
Okay.
Once the smoke clears.
I
Think I think I can actually go in the smoke got it our CD our CD symbol this is I can
Okay, now I see it
He threw it all the way back here
It's on you what are you serious what they threw it in that doorway. Oh my god. What is going on around here?
Oh my God dude this is fucking a work where-
Guys just stay back- I'll handle this, stay back, stay back, I got this
Stay back, stay back
I'll handle this
I got this pump, you're gonna save us all
PUMP, YOU'RE GONNA SAVE US ALL
Objective control
Get him!
Understood
Ha ha ha
Eyes on target
Fuck me
Oh God
Oof
I have nades, you want me to just walk up and start fucking spam nading?
I- I don't know if that's gonna work.
You- we just gotta kill these guys, we just gotta kill these guys, give me a second.
Hey, we just have to-
You need to do another one outside?
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come, come, come.
Okay, yeah, I can't see shit, I can't see dick shit out there, we're fucked, we're screwed.
I can't wait let me turn my right leg down. I'm nading
Wait wait
What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do?
Fuck it, I'm going for it again!
Do you have one more name?
Does anyone have one more name?
Shit!
Well, I don't have any legs.
It's...
This is going well.
No, no, I don't have any names.
No, I don't have any names.
Okay, wait for this to disappear.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, wait for this to disappear. There we go. Do you have any needs? No. Perfect. Perfect.
Well, I just got Dr. Jekyll, I believe. I just got Dr. Jekyll. Guys, guys, we have 24 fucking minutes.
I would not even know what the hell it is. Okay, we're not gonna have time for the boss.
I didn't bring heroes because I assume we kill the boss and get heroes up the boss.
Are you fucking kidding? I just assumed we'd be fucking done with this by now!
What did he mean?
It's all of them!
I have to admit you piece of shit!
1,500 which you guys can both only drop 1,000 that's if you even have the heroes!
We have to get to the barge, we don't have a choice!
We brought 9,000!
I mean, shit!
See you back, see you back. Let me heal up real quick and then we'll go.
Good.
DJ, they just threw another one, P.
You just have to send it.
I have to send it.
We're fucked. We're screwed. We're screwed.
We're screwed.
Yeah, such good
So let's just alternate let's just alternate. Okay, I'll stand there for a little bit you say there for a little bit. Yeah
Okay, if we have one need to make them spring, I think I can actually go
What about do a smoke what about doing green smoke right past the box that we just run into the green smoke?
Can I push up to the left box and knock a shop by the right or no no you can I
Okay, okay, stand back. I'll handle it stand back
Stay back. Oh, please don't take care of this. You believe in pop-up eatin. Don't you go gee? Yeah, I was fucking we
I won't do it again!
Stay back!
Get it!
Witness me!
Right side?
One dead!
Okay, well I did all I could do.
I'm just trying to do my best.
Three more to go, Vance.
Don't get it, Vance, that's all you keep.
Go get it, Vance.
Go out there and get that, Vance.
There we go.
Okay.
Hold on.
You got one jump?
This might work.
I don't mean to get a head tapped.
Don't peek!
Two left, two left, two left, two left!
One shot!
One left, one left, one left!
Hold on, hold on.
that unless you ate the headshot what do i have an m8 56 he probably had my leg just black
to give him perfect perfect, perfect, perfect, stupid Dr. Jekyll, oh my god, you have that
box hold on let me see my cudd one, wait for arms Sam, I have an m8 56 a1 in there why
I have that you got this coach you've got this I believe in you
I'm gonna see if I kill them
Okay, come John one more one more
Two more two more two more two more cut another one. He's not these are three or two people being here
Is one of them healing one of them see a message
Oh, wait, let's see.
Got another one.
Is that all of them?
I have one.
I don't know.
Let me clear.
I'll bomb.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Get the gulf mask.
Oh, don't want to buy new.
Oh, hold on now. Oh, don't wanna do, hold on now.
Uh, I got the gas match, I got the gas match.
I can't.
Oh, I can't, but how about that one?
Uh, I need it, if you guys find BD folders.
We gotta move we gotta go yo yo I'm gonna start crewing out the next guys okay?
So how many were there total?
Oh my god Dr. Zekko fuck my ass.
Oh there's still five so it does go up to three people here.
My arm blocked again!
How is that possible?
And we still did it with sick joke?
It's just some type of sick joke.
Wouldn't I do it myself like guns?
What?
WHAAAAAT?
One moment, one moment.
You can hear it? I have a propatol active! Even right now I got a propatol active!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, good. Do not run down those stairs, John!
There's a lot of guys running here.
Maybe I killed them?
Oh, he- dude, that railing can save this fucking life. That's crazy.
Oh, yeah, we are lucky we are lucky
Yeah, I can't spit that's we're gonna walk down. It's just gonna be at least a little bit clear
Hey, you gotta wait you want to buy the staircase?
I
Move I'm a straight
I just a galee said no the bungalators be seeing you on the alpha test of waste the fallen neuter game on September
What is that?
Oh God, yeah my back!
I was in the back pack I was in my own. Where is my stuff John?
Oh
Get this, get this, get this!
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
Damn, that's pretty fast.
Yeah, take everything.
Oh, wait!
Damn it!
I have no legs again.
Oh, my God.
You need to see this.
Fucking kill me.
No, I need a bullet in my mouth.
Okay, I'll kill you.
Hold on.
I'm shooting at you now.
Left
I just leave me behind
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Little bit
Another
fun one right there I seem to turn
care care what the what where did you get shot from I don't know what the fuck
was that my staircase has to be my staircase what are you doing over there
what are you doing top down over there Tommy Raj down over there yeah
How many more casualties?
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
Okay, I'm back up to maximum power.
Ten seconds.
Can I peek him?
No, I'm trying to shoot his gun and make him do it.
Do shoot?
Do shoot.
Okay, wait, I'm reloading.
Okay.
Look, he eats Joey's butt.
One down.
Two down, got him.
nice
I see
One I don't want to left hand peek him he's behind the pipe you see that pipe right there
You got close to him hold on wait a second there might be one more under the stairs be careful
Did you just die yes
yes
I hate this game
You're up 10 mil on the day. Fuck you
Why have you cleared? Oh, there's the lion check his corners when walking into the jungle
Huh, I can turn myself. There's the whale check if the krill is nearby
When he swimmers through the ocean
Hmm?
Coach, do you need help down there?
No.
No, sir, that's a place.
I walked down there with, with, with prowess in grace.
Wait.
You should've bowed.
Do you have a flare?
John?
No.
Pee.
Where's the flare?
Did you have the flare in your thing?
No, the flare's at the beginning of the map.
Okay.
Where, where, where, where?
Where?
We're at John to get the flare.
I'll direct John.
John.
Where's the beginning of the map?
All right.
Go down the stairs.
Yeah.
Go down the stairs again.
I know this word's tight.
Take a right.
Go down the stairs, not those stairs.
All those stairs.
Take a right.
Go up the stairs.
Thank you.
Faster.
Are you bringing your backpack this away?
No.
Oh my god, dad.
I do not know how you complete daily activities in real life by yourself.
No, turn around and go ahead.
Take a right, take a left, take a right, take a right, go down, take a right,
through the door to the other door, take a right, take a left, take a left, straight,
take a right, left, straight, open the door, oh she knows, just go through the open
door on the left, straight, turn right to the left,
I'm doing so good.
I use that, bro.
Left, left, up the stairs.
Straight through that door.
Straight through that other door.
Straight through that third door.
Right.
That was peace. The other right.
And then right that door right there.
Hmm.
You literally had one.
Where is the room?
I'm dead. It's on the shelf behind you.
Right there
You had it in your rig. Oh wait. Oh, I think I actually did have one of my rig
Easy for that my special spot, but I guess now we got through just I do
And I wanted to get John some exercise God knows you need it. Yeah, I'm fat. You're just behind you
I'm so dead. No, please don't be. That's my god. I killed him. Holy fuck. Mm-hmm
I think it's one more
Thank you. Thank you so much for your kind words.
Mr. Cloaksy, I'm gonna switch to Cloaksy, and she was Cloaksy up too.
Cloaksy, you're being naughty, aren't ya?
You being bad boy, Cloaksy?
You should all be, dad. There might be one more.
I
Loosey
But there's a secret spot on the icebreaker. She got railing right in front of you jump over it
All right jump over it quick
First shot has to paint a picture of you naked though.
Then you'll find a door out there.
Now a guy will drown while holding your hand.
Then you'll throw a 90 million dollar pendant into the water
while your kids live in poverty. Okay?
You understand what I'm trying? You must do exactly as I say.
Do not question my guidance.
Hmm.
Conjuring Easter egg at Easter egg.
There's something that could be a movie.
That could be a movie.
You're on to something.
Yeah, I'm on to something.
I'm bouncing on to something.
Oh, bounce on it.
Fuck it, bounce on it.
Where the fuck am I going?
I went up to I.
Fuck.
That chick kept that pendant, she lied because she's smart.
Hey, wait, hold on.
Couldn't you just take out insurance on a $90 million pendant that you don't have and
then go on a boat, go swimming, say you lost it in the ocean, even though you never had
it and then they give you $90 million?
So that's called insurance fraud.
No, I know that's insurance fraud, but how would they have approved it?
How would they have approved that ever?
They get a million years.
How would they have approved that?
It's fine.
You just do it.
That's why insurance funds good.
It's due to the man.
You received.
Well, yeah.
Wait, no, but a receipt of what?
Losing it?
Yeah, no, but don't Mr. Ocean.
I just lost that thing.
Don't they have a receipt?
Don't people ensure that her family heirlooms for generations?
What if your great great great great grandpa bought that and he bought it of like
You have to get it appraised what if you what if you become an appraiser and
Then you fake a praise something that doesn't exist
Hold on we could be honest something we could be honest something hold on now hold on now
Wait a minute. I could be honest something. I could be honest something
Hey, you had a flare on you yeah, no
I remember it after I sent John to the depths and the bowels of the ship
Yeah, I was you guys we boys shouldn't do that stealing from insurance companies is wrong
Yeah, it's so wrong. It's very long supply shouldn't do that
Yeah, if this yeah, if there's one thing we should do is steal from insurance companies is that's not what we're wrong
That would be very wrong
Bootsy dear food any food at all and that no no I've rackola this might give you some here
I dropped it. All right, I got I have food. Oh, I have food
Yeah, I've got I've gotten scammed by an insurance company like judge company wouldn't replace my roof because they think that it wasn't the
Hail they think I went up there with a hammer and beat it, but I'm not even joking
Why the fuck do you do that asshole? Did you tell them that you've gone outside four times in one year?
You guys think I'm joking, but it's true
They didn't see the hammer things specifically, but they said that the hail damage was done by me
So they won't give me my money.
Is that real?
I swear to God, I tried refuting it three times.
It did work.
I had to have a hail damage roof now.
They said I did it.
I'm sorry.
It didn't mean to do that.
My bad.
Oopsies.
I don't know. I don't know if I want to take on an insurance company.
I got a little more bread. I got a bit of that bread, son. I got a bit of that bread,
son. I got some of that cheddar food. I got some of that cheddar food. I got some
Chetapoo
The lion chickens quarters exactly a lion doesn't check its corners a lion walks into the jungle with prowess and grace
We'll pop it. You don't do it here. You're not doing here. Yeah, right here. He's lying
face yeah I am we do it now no go through here or now you sure on both of
those proof to me you're sure in some a picture you wiener
you guys on Lyons don't live in Lyons live wherever they want to live
They're a lion are you gonna go tell a lion where he can and cannot live that's cultural appropriation
That's cultural appropriation buddy. Oh, oh, we what are you gonna do next? Huh?
What are you gonna do next huh?
Hmm
They don't live in the ocean
That's nice you get there boys
I am getting starting into Tim the tatman with all the spectating and getting fat
Yeah, hold on
Yeah, I'm not I'm calling. I'm not fat. I'm
Slim thick. I've got a bbl and a fat rack
I'm dating I'm dating Drake and he's he's got some any say anything he's he told me he goes
Why do you always call me on my cell phone peanut up late night when you need my
Why do you always call me on my cell phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah late night when you need my
I love...
Hey, folks, did you hear this?
What's going on? God?
What's going on? What's happening?
What's happening?
Do you not hear this?
John's just freaking out.
He's tripping. He's tripping.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
Dude, what the fuck is happening? God!
I'm getting raptured.
I'm your son.
Let me see what John's up to hold on give me a second. Let me see what John's up to let's see what's going on
Let's see what's going on here. She's getting raptured. What the fuck is happening?
You guys sit down there, you guys sit down there, go and sit on the floor.
Good night, Clumsy.
I've been gone to the really gang clumsy!
Extract without me, the really gang clumsy!
It's time!
Extract without me, brother!
It's time!
It's time, brother!
You guys!
Wait, this is gonna be fun!
It's gonna be fun!
The fucking fans out of the system are playing!
We'll miss you guys! We'll miss you!
Wait! Wait!
Guys! Guys!
We'll miss you!
Wait!
There was just a Jesus video playing in the background.
You had no idea?
Yes!
I was middle of the ring.
I tapped out zero times to do that.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet treat.
Let's do the fuck out of me.
I thought I was shooting my face.
You're the chosen one shot you're the chosen one remember us in the game for the game
Guys I know I said I would do the new stream schedule five to midnight
So I should be getting off right now, but I'm gonna do a bonus raid because everyone's gonna be really pissed at me if I don't
You're just going to be like that at the same time as before.
Yeah, you're just going to go to the same time as before.
No, let's do one bonus raid, laboratory, let's do a bonus raid, okay?
Chaotic Renegades, sir.
Mr. Nut, I can't wait to snipe you from across the map again when the war dog's
bagger goes live this weekend.
Blue team is the best team.
No, that's green team green team
Green green green green I all I did fit two bottles of moonshine in my rectum
They were tickling my G-sponses. I hope you don't mind that I poomed on the helicopter
But I found moonshine in places where moonshine spawns maybe sometimes, but you don't know if it does
maybe
Yeah, I said basically then I started blasting
three fellas came in from the back boop boop boop I said farted in each one of
their mouths they said peanut that is delicious
see why you should get off this is that was that what no one more one more
box what come on box what we're about to have was I would see if you could
What is oh, it's you listen if you want to just go in there and die you can
Go and make it a die, right
What is that
I'm not a bitch. You ain't no bitch. Are you sure I have been reincarnated and I'm still fat
God, oh no
Damn it. It's your money back
I'm gonna go. I kept my receipt
Good good good get that money back chief
It's supposed to be incarnate to something beautiful like a butterfly
Or like a right like a tiger a butterfly. I'm just a fat middle-aged man. I mean I know dude
With with back pain for the military and mild depression this fuck
Fuck dude
It's your money back. It's your money back right now
Get that money back. I hope you get to receive jeep. I did I did don't you worry. They need a better reincarnation
Fuck is this I got scammed
Do that right was my hearty. I want to be the middle divider on a double seat fat person plane ride
I can get all his butt cracks wet. Oh my god
They're talking about the speed belt in between the ass cheeks of that
Wait, make sure to bring it bring in the hacking device bring in the hacking
You talk to the
Scientist
There's a scientist I probably don't even have that quest. No, I think we're all in the same one
No, I've never been to that map ever
Oh, really? Yeah, when I come back. I want to be a stick of butter
in a house with a guy that loves putting sticks of butter in his ass.
Check my Bori ass?
Yeah, check the Bori ass quest.
Have you not checked the Bori ass quest yet?
That's a crime.
A crime?
A crime in itself.
Yeah, I'm so far behind Closie, I'm not even close.
I'm close.
I need you to cut him down from five.
Cut him down from five.
Please, please.
Please, no more.
Please, just brush in my blood.
He's my thrive!
Busted my ass!
Some friend he is. Yeah, you wouldn't even bust in my ass.
That's it. All right, I'm taking three scoops of flour, two eggs, a bit of milk, some water, an oven, and I'm making a cake.
A microwave and a bathtub.
I
Also the intelligence folder, where are we going? We're going hold on we're going to labs that we
I'm not gonna bring this I'll bring that I'll bring that too. I got so fucking
Yeah, I got a lot of them
second ban you
closey closey closey closey I need you to stay in my chat need you that for me I
heard that's like you're saying it's your fourth day it's your fourth day
cowboy and that you're the time
all right we ready guys not yet 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. would that work
Yeah, what depending on what time zone yeah
That's literally seven two a.m. East Coast time. That's exactly
Go
Do you have a six p.m. Yeah, you gotta be smoking crack out of your butt team. I'm doing that
You actually gotta be smoking crack out of your butt
Mmm, dude, I'd try that at least twice
Oh wait, I don't have a bunch of money I'm gonna do a poll I
I don't think it's going to go
good because everybody here is
the late night crowd.
And this doesn't mean anything.
I just want to see what the late
night crowd thinks.
Obviously, if you do a poll in
the early, the crowd is going to
say early.
But think about this, if the
late night crowd says yes, they
like the new time, then I know
it was the right decision.
So they say it was the right
Hey guys, do we like the new time?
Starting the poll now, starting the poll right now.
The new time is 5 p.m. CT to midnight CT
instead of 7 p.m. CT to 2 a.m. CT.
Okay, yeah, you were right, Coach.
This didn't work.
Yeah, this didn't work, this didn't work.
No matter, whatever time you put the poll,
that time's gonna win.
Kill it.
I'm ready. Oh, you got the game.
It's 25% new time and 70. Oh, I don't have that vision.
Wait, we're back out. We guys back out. Back out. Back out. Back out.
Yeah. The fucking power balls.
Thanks for the line. Yeah, the fucking power balls
One of my favorite all time
I love that fuck that stuff just happens to you dude. Wait, do you have that glib? Is he gonna have that glib?
Yes, I do. Hold on.
I can't I have it. I don't have it
Yeah, you guys, let me see.
Wait, let me see.
Did you say to me I'm seeing?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
Wait, okay.
We can wait, we can wait, we can wait.
There's a hole.
Okay, let me take a little peek.
Let me take a little peek here.
Let me just take a little peek.
Let me just take a little peek here.
I
Just dial a phone in my power of all has given you another great chance to win
Double play offers a top cash prize
Now let's draw tonight's winning double play numbers first number down is
Take it about that, you're scaring me
Right after that, Abera-
Excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
I'm back!
Thank you for the clip, Mr.Jawd.
Thank you!
If you'd like to enjoy the raid anytime this week, we definitely can.
We can quite fit you in.
What do you think?
You wanna enjoy the raid anytime this week?
Or is your schedule busy?
So my thing is, I thought-
Yeah?
Do you bone us out?
Yeah, so I- did you not back out?
Oh my god, oh my god, holy shit, okay, I should just kick Jon to it ourselves.
No, I kinda wanna watch as if Jon has never been labs other than with us.
That's true.
You wanna watch Jon play labs?
Yeah, we just tell him to go green rooms.
It's surely a friend's up there.
Okay.
Okay, well, watch Jon play labs.
Okay.
Okay, let's take it.
Where the fuck am I?
Peanut, you gotta guide him.
Where's the fuck am I?
Be my sherpa.
Peanut, you gotta guide me.
You gotta be in front of that track.
Don't guide me, Peanut.
Be my sherpa.
Cool, where is it?
It's down here.
I gotta mute the stream because there's an echo.
We're just, you know, we're just watching.
John, if you want to exit,
you go out that door and take a left.
The store?
No.
Oh
Shit, okay. Yeah, we get that way
I'm delayed you got what you want to go all the way down to the end of the thing and then take a left into the last door
Score mm-hmm. Why do you have a shotgun on laps? Why do you fuck yourself?
Which one of these types of fucking lever dude, it's the lever
I
Go there you go. Bye. There you go. You can say this maps hard. What's this peak? Hmm. I
Just killed six holy crap. I think that's a seven six or seven
Yeah, what I'm doing. What are the two? What are the two for sure?
I'll say labs labs slow down tremendously black labs is terrifying and and any people be
I haven't lived the fucking raid tonight. I don't think I'm slowed down at all
Am I gonna be able to buy a lives garden
If I'm not I'll just watch you
That was okay, that was exciting that was exciting time guys. Thank you so much for sharing that with me
Thank you so much guys. John, I'm sending you a new invite because I kicked you.
Let me know you in the lobby. I'm really riveting stuff right there.
Oh, Mr. B Luke, my good man, good man. And Mr. One and Mr. Jack, my good man, my good man.
Okay, time is what I get. Yeah. No, we can't buy you guys. Yeah, it's okay. I fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys.
All right, lock it in guys.
Folks, if you'd like to join the game anytime this week, that'd be cool. You got a Pepsi in?
Okay, I see what a bad day of Tarkov today. It's a great day of Tarkov. I like the part
where I didn't get my pussy slammed for seven hours straight. I could change that. Oh my
Oh my god, oh my god, bite my ear off like your mic dies and...
Why you fucking got gna-
LET'S RIDE!
Wait, hold on, wait, wait.
Let's...
LET'S RIDE!
Let's run. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Oh here we go. Here we go. Biggest friend of
the night right here boys. We're hitting every room. We're hitting every room in the whole
place. How do we turn on a book of finger in my
ass? The night vision? Yeah. Yeah it's uh I vaguely remember what it is to be all
down this pipe here I try to remember this I like know the general vicinity
you brought you brought the thing to play in laps right oh no we actually
just did we use it in yeah I think I yelled at me and I feel good and I
felt like I felt like you were to be the other man I come it's right I don't
of exactly what it is.
Uh, are we coached?
Let me decide.
We are where I think we are.
Yeah, we are.
It's somewhere in this room over here.
Um,
it was...
Uh...
Is it...
Wait.
Uh...
It's somewhere in this room right here.
I have no idea where we are.
Where the hell is John at?
I'm going to shoot him.
I'm probably going to shoot him by accident.
I'm the one directly behind you.
Where's the other guy at then?
The squirreling guy.
I mean, yeah.
Where's the racist guy?
Where's the racist guy at?
You guys go left?
You guys shut the door.
I have no idea where we are.
No, we did not shut the door by accident.
Where is that?
Oh, God!
This isn't you in this room?
Jesus Christ!
Is this you in the room?
You're like a tunnel.
Yeah, listen to what he just said. Now, that's what he's talking about.
Oh, we're back where he's from. We're really smart.
Okay, there's people in this room next to him.
He's talking bad.
Coachy, that's probably us.
I asked if you shut the door. You didn't, right?
Coachy, I shut the door.
Coachy, is this you over here? Coachy?
No, no, no.
You a mental?
Yeah, is that you guys in this room right here?
Oh my god
Did you guys go through this door?
I don't know! I don't know what's going on!
Okay, did someone shut the door?
John, did you shut the door behind you?
Here John, you're a good one.
That's what I was asking.
Scary, scary.
Alright John, you go first because you're the bravest.
Okay.
you the brave age okay yeah it's gonna be a lot of plastic vision up by the way
okay hey they can be whatever division they want yeah what the hell folksy
what the hell I don't mind what any division okay I don't see color okay
pal I just need division yeah I just did this is division all right come on guys
Okay, I'm paid people.
Wait, wait, are you calling the elevator?
Yeah.
You're actually going to sprint to it.
You guys, we gotta get moving, we gotta, we gotta get moving.
I can't see anyone.
Hold on.
I guess we're to our right?
Where? Blue?
He's right in front of us, and that says, cozy walking.
No, no, no. I'm under you. I'm under you.
That's where I hear the shuffling.
I can't tell.
I'm not moving. I'm not moving.
So you was walking a second ago though.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You guys, I do not need someone to do that on residential.
It did not be, it did not be.
You're not the first one to hear that on residential.
Okay, okay, okay.
Where you going? You're in there scumbags.
High four is open too.
We should not push residential anything
You know you're in there stop bags
Because we gotta push residential why are we pushing Rezzi cuz we gotta kill these guys
service open are you sure it's in there what are you here be sure that means
we're not the first people here all right I'll go first time oh thank god
all right go ahead
Yeah
Back there they could have also just ran by
First
No, it's here. They must just went by. No, someone just like the key card. You didn't hear that. No, there was me hitting the doozy
You silly goober
John why you never have fucking night vision I just wanna be fucking idiot
I'm just kidding we've been here like 10 times today
I haven't seen any night vision from uh yeah whatever it's called
oh this is my size so you gotta let me see it
fuck with English
front of me front of me front of me where's the car now
okay guy guy guy
Score!
Get out of my way!
Oh no, I'm getting rinsed and eyed!
He's gonna be springing down. He's gonna be springing down.
Is he right? I think it is! Oh, God! Oh, my God!
I got scammed.
Was that an ad?
It was a GP coin.
Oh, don't, don't stand...
We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
I got a big gun! I got a big gun!
Arrest!
Not too savvy, boys. Not too savvy.
Excellent. Excellent.
Excellent.
Who is she? Where are you at?
I sprinted back to the basement. I'm trying to pinch this guy.
Pinch him?
Yeah, he ran out of black room.
He's shooting with evil eye effect, Dev.
He ran out of black room. I hit him twice in the chest.
Did you open blue room?
No.
You opened blue room?
Okay. Well, the guy probably looted blue and black, and then he went basement.
I hit him twice in the chest.
Hmm. I think you mean two rooms.
Again, closely. I don't see color.
Hit the worm on the end by it.
Okay, he was in the room at the end of the hall that you swiped a key card.
Got it, got it, okay?
Oh, now I understand. You racist.
Never seen folks in that room, you're saying.
Let's see what's going on.
Let's see what-
I can't say anything.
I was me on the door, guys.
That was me, I misclicked.
I
You lose all the computers if you get a GPU by I can't see anything literally nothing smell it had not a single smell
Just give them out
The guy was huge by the way huge
What guy?
The guy that I shot twice you shot a guy with
I forgot a backpack
We why don't you tell us a shot a guy we'd be happy for you. Oh
For he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
But I'm not a good see
As well
Yeah, it's okay. We still love you even though you're a little bit naughty with the racism
Guys guys we are lucky with where are you cosy? Where are you?
Hoping this guy's gonna walk around the corner because he walked in the staircase it didn't go
I'm gonna push it. I'm gonna put yellow. Okay do it
I
You well no no no what was that? It was like green area
Okay, then he sprinted he sprinted up then
I'm gonna
area as well
This is a spooky raid course where you specifically
I can't see where everyone was you know where like we fucking fought all those guys in the
side room on the top staircase.
We're in front of you in the jamb.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm to your right.
In the middle.
He goes to the right.
He goes right down there.
Hi, Goki!
Hello.
Anyone got a flashlight on a pistol or something?
No.
Are they down there?
Are they second forward?
Do you know?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Tell me.
Who are you?
Oh, this is a dead person.
Where where where right here right here?
Okay, there's a guy right there
Even see him dude
I'm players visitors actually based on movement. I'm not even joking. I didn't see that guy at all
He's in the the the small closet where it's the key with the blue marking. He's just sitting in there
Holy shit. Oh my god
John's right there
How did John John how did you die?
He shot me the wall
He knew where I was laying down around the corner a little bit. He's shot
I
God oh my god, I'm so hot say it oh god. Oh my god
Dude, I'm disconnecting from the fray so I gotta watch your stream instead cuz I don't see a night
I'm streaming don't press escape and then press escape again
That's right. That's what I meant. I'm gonna go watch penis. No, okay. All right. You're the devil's person. I know I
I okay, I did that I escaped twice. I'm just saying I want to see who killed me oh
Level 45 I I did not I can't believe I didn't see a guy if I saw that guy over the easiest slam dunk after I
Would have killed him within a millisecond. I just didn't see you standing right then I didn't see him
Here's a point five KD
Hmm
Holy fuck I got a chance several thousand hours
Like a child dude, I can't believe that just happened. I cannot believe that just happened
Oh, she that's me
Wait, what level are you peanut? I'm level like 38 or something
Level 40. How does that guy already have his favorite items as your dog tag?
That's like that within seconds. Oh wait, no wait
No, wait. Oh, no, wait. That means he's killed, you know, no, wait. No, that we I eat John
I should probably honestly what level is the dog tag?
40. And I think you're level 40. My level 40? I think you're like 42. I'm level 41.
I think he's killed you yesterday. What's his name? I searched jackets. Yo, that means
he killed us earlier today. I just turned 41 right now. That means he killed us earlier
today yeah there's no way that guy knew we were coming because he shot me he I
was laying down behind the door he just started shooting through the door and
shot me in the head
these little wees oh my god yeah he killed you he killed you when you were
with Cloaksy how you know that yeah he killed you today he kills you today
your dog tag time and death. It was like three hours ago and that guy's good. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Give me that guy's name. I'm getting a bad on the face of the sir. I search jackets.
Here you go. Nikita. Nikita. I've got I've got a big one for you. Make this guy a victim.
What a guy, dude.
I'm sorry, I won't do that, but I genuinely swear if I see that fucker again, I'm sitting
in his ass.
Yeah, if I see him for a third time in four hours, then I know something's up.
No, no, because there's technically a chance he can see us twice.
It'd be very low, but there's technically a chance.
If I see that guy three times in two days, I'm sitting his name right to Nikita.
You're a better man than me.
You could have killed me once and I would have done it too.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, where do I put the tracking device?
In your ass.
OK.
Is anyone now, Pete?
What?
Where do I put the thing in?
I think you can take on one of the server things.
Right here.
See?
It comes, man.
Fuck it, asshole.
Thanks, boss.
So the same guy.
I wonder if she killed us on labs.
Did he kill us on labs?
I don't know.
Josh is doing a good thing.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know, want me to ask him?
No, we've only, have we played any other maps today
other than labs?
Yeah.
What did we play?
I don't know.
We've only played labs today.
I'm going to go and stream beer beat.
OK.
I don't know.
This is our last raid, right?
He's been in your raid three times in the last 48 hours?
Okay, how the fuck does that guy know that?
I don't know.
Well, you can just have a good memory.
Some guys have photographic memory.
Maybe you saw his name three times.
If you guys can see me clips of that guy
being in three of my games in the last two days,
I'll actually sit his ass in the key to right now.
I'll sit his ass in the key to right now.
I'll suck them off, I'll suck them off.
What can they fuck?
If you can find me, clip that guy being in my raid
for the last two days.
I'll say his name right to Zakeela right now.
That was last raid, yeah?
Not sure we definitely, I don't know, was it?
It was kind of disappointing.
Was it?
Was it a bit disappointing?
You attacked him.
Get another guy with the power of two eyes.
I don't know guys. What do you think happens when someone streams right me?
You think everybody else in the map just gets deleted? All obstacles they can run straight to me?
There was obviously a complication! There was a dead guy on the ground!
I was just stupid rating I'm sad it got even get all
I'm going to get him. I said open it. Can it rain?
I've seen.
Yeah.
You call it.
You call it. This is all you big man.
Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy.
This guy
I have heard by the way, and I cannot be held legally liable for this. This is all for comedic purposes
This is all a joke. This cannot be held legally liable in a court of law, but I have heard I
I have heard and just remind you I cannot be held legally liable for this is all joke this offer committee purposes
You can't help me legally live on a quarter block this
But I have heard that the bugulator PC operates faster than normal PCs
I get this is that you can't help me legally liable for this in the quarter block this offer committee purposes is all joke
But I have heard that I have heard that I
Mm-hmm. I have heard that I
I could be too. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, you die. Uh, I cut him. We got level 40.
Hold on. Level 40 and I'm level 41. He killed it. Since the time he killed you on his dog
day. Yeah, but that can be like Russian time. Yeah, sure. But it was yesterday. Nonetheless.
So yesterday. Yeah, I mean, it's 1 a.m. Okay. It's sold out. You know, we really
I just turned level 41 like today. I was in the beginning of two hours ago. Yeah. Yeah, I think you like two hours ago
That's out of this you want you I'm checking his twitch name is the same as his game man. Hold on
It's not already check the chat. He's yours. Yeah, no, no, it doesn't mean he's right. He's here right now. Hold on
No, no, no, it isn't that piece of crap that piece of crap. He's getting away with it too. He's getting away with it
Okay, all right
Okay, he's been seem sniping everyone. Oh, I don't know. I don't know anything about that
But okay, cozy you cozy you caught it. Do we know I think I think we had a great day
You're gonna great. We had a great day. We did have a great day. This was a W and a half
Yeah, we are you
Well, now I'm up about 12.5 mil, I lost a little bit there at the end.
That's a great day, that is a great day, an excellent day.
I think you're right, Glowsy, I think you're right.
I think you're right.
That's a great day.
I'm gonna send you a picture of my feet after this stream is over.
Send me a two just in case to like make sure.
Make sure of what?
There's their good feet.
All right, closey.
Mr. John, good bunch, you guys.
I'll be right back.
OK, all right, gang.
All right, guys, just to remind everyone,
a joke in my head, please, guys.
OK, let me please, guys.
We're trying out a new schedule that you voted for.
That YOU voted for! YOU voted for it!
We're trying out a new schedule!
5pm CT to midnight CT instead of the regular schedule, 7pm CT to 2am CT.
Now I will say, if you really hate the new schedule, if you really hate it, there is something you can do.
There is something that you can do.
Alright guys?
You can go right here.
You see right here, this is the Discord in the Announcements Channel.
What time do you want to see to be? This is a poll that I posted.
Hideout to fuck yourself.
A couple days ago, as you can see, 12,239 votes for this new time
and 5,120 votes for the regular time.
If this, if A over passes B by the end of the week, I will not permanently switch to the new time.
I will not, but I must do what the Bungulators want, and so far the Bungulators have spoken.
So far the Bungulators have spoken, guys. This is you! This ain't even me!
It's due
Guys it can't be bought in votes it requires an email and a phone number
To join my discord and vote which I guess you could make fake phone numbers and fake emails
But my god that would be aides. I mean you would have to spend hours just like 10 of them
So those are real boats, those are real boats.
So if you don't like the chains, flip that, flip that boat
by the end of the week and starting Monday,
I will switch back to the regular time.
Okay guys, all right gang.
Boo, new schedule, L, L.
New pull, wait, why would we need a new pull?
poll is still going. It's right there. You can just vote in the poll. We just vote in
the poll now. Why would we need a new poll? You could just vote in the poll. You don't
even need a new one because it's still open. You could just vote in the poll right now.
By the way, I will be telling the early crowd
that you guys are trying to overtake them.
Just saying, I'll be letting them know,
just to make sure it's fair.
Just to make sure it's fair,
I will be telling the early crowd.
I will be telling the early, I'll be letting them know.
I'll be letting them know, guys.
Snitch, we are stronger, you're losing California.
Am I losing California?
What time is it in California right now?
Wait, what time is it, wait, is California like one hour early?
Like two hours early?
It's two hours early, so that means I'll start at 3 p.m. CT for them and go till 10 p.m. CT.
It's kind of awkward.
It is kind of awkward.
But think about this though, East Coast is what, like an hour ahead of us?
That means I started at 8 p.m. for those guys.
New Zealand, uh, New Zealand, hold on, wait, should I calculate New Zealand into here?
What time is it in New Zealand?
is the fuck is even that what time is it in New Zealand 5 51 p.m. I kind of freaks
are you are you serious what's a fucking freaks 5 51 p.m. right now the hell
HMMMM
Losing Arizona Arizona specifically hold on? What time is it in Arizona?
Oh no.
Hours earlier.
It's 10.52 pm.
You ruined my life.
Oh, oh.
Losing Norway, who the fuck cares about Norway?
Hold on, what time is it in Norway?
7.52 in the morning?
What's up fucking crazy people? Are you serious? What is wrong with you? Are you serious?
Guys, it's 7.52 in the morning for Norway. Losing Brazil?
I'm sure Brazil is on the same time as us. What time is in Brazil?
That's two hours ahead of us. That would be saving Brazil, dumbass.
Losing Singapore? You can literally give me a hundred chances with a gun to my head to point out Singapore on a world map and I die.
What time is it in Singapore?
1.53 pm. I don't even know what that means. I don't even know if that's good or bad.
I don't know that uh losing Bermuda the Bermuda Triangle
Are people watching from the Bermuda Triangle? What time is it in the Bermuda Triangle?
I think wait hold on it's 11 29 p.m
Hamilton ADT UTC and see they're not even living on the same planet as us I
don't even know what that means. Venus? People watching from Venus? What time is it
on Venus right now? Venus doesn't even have time!
Hmm
Losing Mars
Mars doesn't Mars
Mars gets 39 minutes per day those guys can fucking deal with it
Losing the squid demands
Okay, that might be something I have to seriously consider I now that you put it that way
Okay, hold on now that could hold on that could ship the tide that could ship the tide hold on now
Hold on wait. Hold on
Losing Isis hold on. Let's wait
What time is it right now where Isis lives?
855 in the morning that's be pretty inconvenient for the ISIS guys I won't lie I won't lie guys
that will be pretty inconvenient for ISIS I'll probably have to do a separate poll for ISIS
Let's see what those guys like.
Losing North Korea, what time is it in North Korea right now?
in North Korea 256 p.m. No, that's fine. No, that's fine. Kim Jong-un can join up any time
he wants. It's only 256 p.m. for him right now. He's fine. He'll be fine. He'll be fine.
You can still pass this bad time to watch or something.
Uh, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
OK, I think we found out all the times.
I think we found out all the times.
I think that what needs to happen
is you guys need to overturn this vote.
If you truly, truly do not want the time to switch.
If you call your mama, call your papa,
call your cousin, call your cousin's uncle,
call your uncle's cousin, call your uncle's cousin's friend,
call your uncle's cousin's friend's cousin,
call your cousin's uncle's friend's cousin's dog,
Call your uncle's cousins, friends, dogs, nephew.
Call your uncle's cousins, dogs, nephews, daughter.
Call your cousins, nephews, uncles, dogs, nephews,
daughters, uncle.
Call your uncles, daughters, nephews, moms, dogs,
uncles, nephews, moms, grandpa,
and get them to vote for A.
If you really don't want the time to change
Dogs can't vote if they've got a phone number they can join the discord and vote I'm fine with that
That's fine post a discord link all you do is do x-rays boy discord guys
All right, well I'm getting off for today.
Fuck all of you, we're trying out the new time.
We're trying out the new time, eat my butt.
Eat my butt, and suck poop out of it.
Can you stream the lottery?
I actually don't think I can stream the lottery.
I actually is against the rules I think, maybe.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Have a good night.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now.
Good night now, guys.
Have a good night.
Rest up, rest easy now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night now, everybody.
Good night now.
Rest up, rest easy.
Sleep easy now.
Rest your head on that pillow.
Have a good night now gang.
Good night everybody.
Have a good night.
Good night now boys.
Have a good night now.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Have a good night.
Good night now everybody.
Red stuff, reds, TZ now gang.
Have a good night.
Good night now boys.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Good night now.
Have a good night now guys.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Good night now.
Have a good night everybody.
You know what I actually probably will do?
I'll probably make a new pull.
It maybe says 6PM to 1AM, cut it down to metal.
Hold on now, wait a second.
We could have something on our hands.
We could have the solution on our hands.
We'll figure it out guys.
I will get to the bottom of this, I promise.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
We'll get to the bottom of this, 100%.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
All right, good night everybody, good night!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Sneaky Turtle 11 toe 23 cent.
Why is Reverse Cowgirl banned in Arkansas?
Oh, cuz you never turn your back on family.
Okay.
Now.
All right, get out of here!
Get out, all of you, get out!
All of you, SQUAM, SQUAM, get out of here!
Get out of here right now!
SQUAM, GET OUT!
GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE!
SQUAM!
SQUAM that, get out of here!
Get out!
Just go, just go, just get out of here!
Just get out of here! Just get out of here! Just go! Just get out of here!
Yes!