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Hearin listen, this is what you hear is this what you hear
Ex-go give it to you fuck you to get it on your own
X go deliver to you, it's not not open up the door to spread
With a non-stop pop-up, I'm staying still
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh god, too fussy
Go hard, gettin' busy with it
Be good, fuck this shit!
I miss your mother, fuck no money as you did
Please, but the only thing you can't say
We came out to play, stay out my way
Motherfucker!
You're gonna fuck with me, gonna fuck with me, gonna fuck with me, let it, fuck, don't let it go
Fuck!
X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya
Let's go!
How are you buggerlings with us 5 thick man Thursday gentlemen?
It is a beautiful day, it is a beautiful day, gentlemen.
I have had almost no sleep and I am ready to use my peanut body until it collapses, grinding
every last item in this game until I have everything unlocked.
Oh, boys, it is a beautiful day, it is a beautiful day.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, that's the peanut body shutting down, that's okay.
It's okay, we will persevere, we will persevere.
Uh oh, you're so hot.
Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
By the way, boys, play that intro again.
I got you, don't you worry.
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh.
You hear it, you hear it, listen.
Listen, you hear it, listen.
Listen, you hear it, listen.
What about with your hands up?
Oh god, fucking, oh god, I'm too fussy.
Go give it to ya, it go give it to ya!
There it is!
Back to... I gotta get back to my Generals, we're plotting something big!
I gotta get back to my Generals.
Me and my Generals here, we're plotting something huge, we're plotting something massive.
We're plotting something massive.
300k waiting, do I heard the wait time for this game is insane.
How many people are in queue right now? Is it 300k? Is that the other K?
Is it really doing a K? 400 K?
I was, I also waited, I also, it was a long, very long wait.
Ugh, I was sitting there pondering.
You know, I actually, without long I had to wait, I got to ponder what life is truly all about.
What life is truly all about, I was sitting there, 400 K in queue, and I said to myself,
I said, what is, what is it all really about? Why are we here?
We're what what I look up at the stars and I say what is our purpose and I really had time to ponder for just a moment
For just just a short moment for just a moment a long moment a long moment boys
Here's the plan today. I was planning on playing with gimmick and
Cloaksy but gimmick said he couldn't hop on till two and what do you know?
Hey guys makes you're sitting down for this one makes you sitting down for this one a huge shocker
Huge shocker, huge shocker, huge shocker incoming makes you sitting down.
I called Cloaksy with our plans to play today and he didn't answer and he did answer.
So I'm hopping in with Mr. Hodge, Mr. Landmark, Mr. Nick Micks and I think Mr. Drac is in
there as well.
We're gonna, I heard that, honestly, I actually heard we came and getting the same servers
right now, which kind of blows.
So we might actually be playing solo, we're just gonna figure it out.
He's a flake. Yeah, he's a flake. He's a flake. Coco and Habibi are playing. Honestly, I might play with those guys, too.
A lot of friends are playing the game, but I assume we start off with Mr. Habibi, Nick Merrickson, Mr. Landmark, because I told him I would be there.
It looks like the other guys in the chat are Mr. I have, it makes me seem so rude, but I am streamer mode on, so it actually hides all the names.
So I have to guess who they are based off the picture. I see Courage and Drac are also in there, and then someone else that starts with the letter N.
It only tells me it's the letter N.
Maybe that's cozy.
Never know. You never know.
Oh, Nico, is that Nico Infinite?
Oh, that might be Nico Infinite.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
No, I don't think it's Nade-chan.
I do not recognize, I do not recognize the little picture.
We'll go in there and we'll figure it out.
Let's hop on in, boys, let's hop on in,
see what they're up to,
let's see if we can even get to the same game.
Oh, it just kicked me as soon as I joined.
Well, I wait oh
Hello everybody
What how's it go? Are you able to get the same game boys?
We're in the same game, but like on different teams
I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit. We're all just happy to be in unlike some of us who are five foot seven
Apologize I immediately apologize
you for a minute. Oh, dude. Oh. Oh, that's it. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Large
few. Large few and stuff. Oh, dude, we all have to wait. Oh, my God. Um, so like, uh,
Mr. Hodge, why I couldn't even, I can't join you. Uh, is that part of the problem? Is that
what's on there? Yes. Yes. Yes. That's a me problem. No, it's probably a me problem.
me. There you go. You can you
can do it now. Let me take a
little look see let me take a
little look see. Oh yes I can
now. Okay. Perfect. Where were
you know? Get them to get me in
and I'm just sitting here for a
half an hour. And if you don't
that's all good. I'm leaving you
guys have a good. I'm not sitting
here for hours. There's no way I
did the guy specifically not
the light you in.
He's got 10 minutes, man.
I'm gone.
I don't know why you don't want to listen to this.
Let me let me take the guy.
Let me take the guy.
But honestly, I was probably dealing with a shitload of stuff right now.
So it might not come through.
But let me let me ask.
Well, I appreciate you.
Be thank you.
No problem.
I don't problem.
I'm like some people in this fucking car.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just like that was aimed at me.
I
Cal nick thinks I got motion like that. I ain't a fucking peanut
Okay, okay
Okay, like that remember this shit. Don't you worry, brother?
No, man, you can definitely text him motherfucker, man
Oh
You
Mr. Merrick's I gave him a quick text but again. I know that busy busy busy busy be this busy be this busy
Did you tell them to give me magical server powers, too? Oh, no
No, you can fuck yourself. I said I told the specific I said band Landmark get him out of the game
I never want to say the same thing with shroud and he got banned when he opened this game today good good good bad of all
Band of all. Oh wait Landmark. You actually have priority. Do you see I don't have priority? No, I'm in but I'm proud
That's okay. Well, honestly guys, I can't really tell you much because I don't really know the thing but the guy told me
I mean, I'm fine. No, it's cuz this guy's fucking lying about how to connection
But but they're working on helping everyone they're working on helping everybody right now not just streamers
They're their main concerns actually getting everybody in and they have a plan and they're doing oh
They're communists
Do I even have to skip the line thing and I still can't get the hunches damn Sarah I
I nobody's quitting hutch could you do you bully someone into that quitting that game?
Tell them they're fat, and they're ugly. Get him out of that game
Hmm. Oh, he's muted. Damn it
They have absolutely no plan to fix it. No, no, no, they actually do have a plan of fiction
I I don't know if it'll work, but they they they said it's something to do with steam and they like I
Don't really want to say but this I'm telling you they actually are working on getting everybody in the years
Oh, yeah, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh, no, they didn't.
No, I've been talking to the War Dogs guys for like two weeks
since I set up the server.
Mm.
This is what I got?
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, pfft.
That'll happen.
That'll happen that'll happen
laughs over the record of not being this come back. That's all I want on record
That'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen. That'll happen. You know what that's on me
That's on me miss John. That's on me who's you poopies you all make mistakes in the heat of battle
We all make mistakes in the heat of battle. That's what happens in the heat of battle
Hey peanut what yeah, what's up?
But is it true that you will need hamburger helper?
That is a deep state lie.
That is a deep state lie.
The cabal wants you to think that.
The Russians want you to believe that.
Okay.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I eat meat and noodles.
It is homecrafted meat and noodles.
Not hamburger ham.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Now listen, I personally don't have any problem with hamburger ham.
I don't have any problem.
Yeah.
I like hamburger helpers.
I love hamburger helpers, but my girlfriend heard that everybody thought I was eating
hamburger helpers and she was putting some time in the cooking and so she said, you
listen, you tell those motherfuckers that you don't eat hamburger helpers.
Because I'm over here in the kitchen, whipping it up, and they're calling it hamburger helpers,
but it ain't hamburger helpers.
It ain't hamburger helpers.
This is meat noodles.
It's meat noodles.
Don't let it out of you.
It is not hamburger helpers.
I've seen it.
It's hamburger helpers.
It's not hamburger helpers.
It is not hamburger helpers.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm not for believing the football lies.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, wait, Mr.
Merrick, actually, I'm still not in your silverhunch.
And nobody has quit.
Not a single person has quit your game.
I'm I'm still in the queue.
We'll be in the any moment, guys.
Any moment. I swear.
I don't know how.
We literally have to win one person to either is why?
Five fails, or, or he gets up forty-five,
I had drone destroy, or, or lightning hits his house.
It's gonna be a long one, man.
We said we'd do one guy, leaves that game, and we,
bam!
We are in the game boys, we just gotta wait a couple seconds here.
Couple seconds.
Courage, are you still building?
Yeah bro, I'm up 51k this life, just building.
Bro, these motherfuckers are flying their helicopters
in all my big helis.
So where do I get my steam idea?
Top left of your main profile.
If you open account settings.
Mr. Marks taking DMs.
Account DMs. Oh, I got it.
Are those few generals planning or blind?
No, they're not blind!
Dumbass, they're porting it to map.
And coming up with strategies to beat the red and the blue team.
Those are pointer sticks, not finder sticks.
Jesus Christ, everybody's a critic.
Everybody's a critic.
You know what, that guy on the right, that's an ex Navy SEAL.
And this guy on the left, he worked at Kmart, but he has a punching bag in his garage, he beat your ass, he beat your dick off, pussy.
So how much do you treat my generals here with some respect?
How much do you treat my generals here with some respect, or is it going to be some serious fucking problems?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, of course.
Uh, oh, there, oh!
Mr. Foxy, Mr. Whiff, Mr. Sinckelman, and Mr. Hepburn, Mr. Gaston, and Mr. Billy, and Mr. Connor, and Mr. Sinckelman, we're fucking some wizards!
Hey, come on, man!
I missed it, but we're doing something good.
Man, good, I'm mad.
I mean, I feel like that's the plan.
I'm just, uh, I'm gonna listen to the higher ups.
I'm just building.
That's all I'm doing right now.
So, um, uh, Keymark, Keymark is like I rack anyways.
I don't, I would have to check my sources on that.
I'd have to run the numbers.
I don't know if Keymark is like I rack.
I'm not really certain.
I'm not really certain.
I'd have to double check that.
I'm not 100% certain that's an accurate statement.
It could be.
I'm not saying I'm just saying I don't know I'm getting
I do I'm still waiting in this queue. I'm
people. What position are you one?
No one has quit yet. I'm literally up next and no one has quit.
I've been waiting here for like 15 minutes.
How is not one version of an issue?
Okay. Okay. I'm going to go recruit someone to quit my team.
Okay.
Someone leave the team!
Oh someone left!
You gotta be in.
No, I'm not in.
Hello?
Hey Ken, why don't you guys quit?
Akashu wants to join my team.
Hello?
Yo Big, can you quit the game please?
Bert Peanut wants to join our team.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let Big play.
Let him have a great time.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
Let Big play.
Big has been waiting for a long time.
Are you sure?
Big has been waiting for a long time.
Big, big, big, you can stay, you can stay.
You just let me know that you can stay.
I said you can stay, actually.
Now tell Big to go target one guy specifically on the other team
and kill him 40 times until he quits.
OK, Big, Peanut wants you to go target someone on the enemy team
and kill him 40 times until he quits so he can join.
There we go.
That's a much more reasonable, much more reasonable ask.
That is much more reasonable.
That is a very, very reasonable ask.
He dropped his LMG and all of his items on the ground
and went to go quit the game.
And then he said, wait, tell him, though.
The first guy I asked bro, that's motion.
No, no, no.
That's crazy.
Look, I took the day off work to join,
he's getting asked to quit his first game.
Well, this guy will quit, this guy will quit.
No, don't have anyone quit for me, Mr. Chris.
I'll do it naturally.
I'll do it naturally.
Okay, I'll do it naturally.
Rip slurs until they leave.
I don't know if that's the best strategy.
I don't know if that's the best.
I don't know if that's the best strategy guys,
I'm not certain.
Hurry up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Faster.
I'm number one in queue. I just gotta wait till one guy quits
You're honestly you know what let's keep it like two more minutes if we're starting it still not in we'll go play on our own
Game we'll go play on our own like we'll go find another shit. We'll go find another sharing we'll find another sharing
Oh, mr. Canadian mr. Murder mitten and mr. Dubs and mr. Theories, but we'll fuck this with good man good
I'm bad
Hey, mr. DeBerry, but we'll finish it with good man. Good
Touch my suit and pop up for a bit.
I just want to say, I just want to say to my what?
Faster, there's nothing I can do, there's nothing I can do.
There's nothing, there's nothing I, there's nothing I can do.
There's nothing, there's nothing I can do.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's not much of a money you make in flying people.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
He's nothing.
You make a lot.
Do you make quite a bit plus whatever they do when they get to the battlefield?
You get money for yeah, I
Tell you though. I'm telling you the D-Fib is the money maker
Yes, dude one reds in the hot zone. Yeah
Big battery so I get 14 res is that's 14 times 1200 or 2500 depending on how much it's
It's crazy. It's crazy insane. Mm-hmm. It's the money maker
I'm actually gonna I'm gonna start unlocking that. I'm running SFG and building and building and then whenever anyone dies around me
Resing them like already medic level five and building with a
moment I will be in the game
Glutsing with the greatest war dogs players in history in history
Love seeing what you're doing landmark. Love seeing what you're doing
Boys, not too shabby, that oughta be that!
Hahahaha!
Stop it!
I'm not gonna get into the fucking shit!
I'm not gonna get into the fucking shit!
I'm not gonna get into the fucking shit!
I'm made my way!
I'm not even doing anything else.
Oh, you must be.
There, there, there.
This is my girl, I'm not gonna go.
But sexy I am.
Oh, I just, oh my goodness.
This is sat.
This is you deviant, you deviant, you deviant.
I just wanna do a nade through the wall.
Don't you worry about his first game I joined green team is dominating the battlefield for the bungalow
For the nation for America
Or whatever the jet
Guys we might have to answer it we've been waiting 11 minutes and 51 seconds and not one person is quit
Not one person not not one person had their mom come in and say do the dance is
Not one person of their wife come in and said I'm leaving the divorce papers are on the kitchen table
I will never leave you. Not one person. Not one person.
Paltry still running people back and forth. Yes, I am, but I might get off already.
Guys, we keep waiting. Go back and buy the medium hammer.
But I don't want to die. Mike can just die.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on,
we're at 12 minutes, 36 seconds.
Well, as we wait till 15, so it's two minutes and 20,
two minutes and 20 seconds away,
because we literally insist one,
literally if anyone quits,
doesn't matter who it is or what team,
if one person quits, we are in.
It's over, we're in, but just know what's quitting.
Okay, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll hold on, I'll hold on,
I'll hold on, I'll hold on, I'll hold on.
What's the score there, Miss Todd?
Did you get them on whichever?
Green is 55.
That could be expected.
That could be expected.
Naturally.
Naturally.
to be expected to be expected naturally naturally well to be expected I mean green team is far
superior to any other team so I mean honestly I feel like they go about saying ridiculous
guys they think they have a chance on the blue and the red team it's honestly it's honestly sad
I was saying that for a second thing, let's go green team, but then I thought
you
you
you
you
you
You
Thank you
Oh, what's that? I'm just grabbing a couple goodies. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Canadian Canadians are bitches we were you at we went okay
Fuck Canadians fuck Canadians Canada Canada fucking sucks
What do you expect about to use your war crimes?
Now let's ride!
Do you want to take, do you want to take?
You got chemists, students, chemists, students!
Boys! I know we're on the blue team!
But that's okay! We're gonna go out there and kill every
able-bodied man out there on the battlefield on these five days!
Today's a good day to die, brothers! A good day to die!
Yeah!
And run!
Be shat, be shat.
Don't shoot talking to you, don't shoot talking to you.
Okay boys talking, we gotta make a lot of money.
Y'all gonna make a lot of money and we gotta get
medical level of weapons and get out the fibulators.
be the latest fuck yourself don't fuck you job well where are we going hey
courage are you here with us yeah yeah are you gonna have some I don't know I
guess we'll hot dog yeah fuck it I'm jumping I'm jumping
all your best
okay great we have we have us
we're in deep we're deep so we might as well
okay see see see see
go go go
you think that's on the helicopter
excellent landing
hot excellent landing
holy shit
hurry hurry hurry
who was that fucking scooby
I was just gonna stand, and try to blow me up with this helicopter so let's go boys, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Come on!
Alright, cross, ten red members, ten red members coming over the hill.
Are you Jesus?
Yep.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
One of the great spots, one of the great spots.
Boy, I was an SMG.
I'm using SMG to get my medic up, please, rest.
I'm cheating, I'm cheating, I'm on the right.
Got that guy, nice.
Push up, push up.
Oh
No, I just got blasted from the right
How many good spot and they're over the other hill we put some back up our here be sure to gear oh
Shit behind us
I'm literally
No, I mean
No sound no
Uh, precursor, I mean, just instant death.
Um, I hope to have an excellent first run, gentlemen.
The plan never goes good on the first try.
Everybody knows that it's the second try,
where you really signed, because you've learned what not to do.
You've learned what not to do.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, hey, Curt, you think you can cover booba?
I'm dead.
Oh, oh.
I got a gun. Oh, never mind.
Okay, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna go back to base.
I think there's about 20 red people around there, that's okay, that's okay, you know what,
listen, listen, we had to figure out what the enemy was up to, and we did just that.
Soccer stadium, fortified, it's four knocks in here, it's crazy.
Should we go over there?
Yeah, yeah, there's a million guys.
A couple of goodies.
What am I doing? I need to revive the last one. Hold on. We want to revive my ass.
We got a fob build up in here. They got... they got everything.
Run! Run the way, March! Run the way!
Hey, don't you worry! Artie Airlines is in service!
Thank you, Mr. Artie! Thank you!
Not good. Not good.
I'm not doing nothing, Artie!
Not good.
He was
We're dropping boys, we're dropping!
So what are you pinching that guy's mouth?
PISSIN' HIM PISSIN' HIS MOUTH!
We're going to be dropping hot gamers and so what's going to happen is I'll be flying
over an area where you are with bare shirts.
We want that.
We're not one month old talking about bare shirt.
I don't know.
We're in the air.
We got an entire squad at the beach.
I just saw them fly over me.
They're about to be in the hot zone.
Or not.
We're jumping.
We're jumping.
We're jumping.
We're jumping.
We're jumping.
We're jumping, we're jumping, we're jumping!
The incidentous response to Leibard just said not to jump at him!
No!
Right there! It's the most fortified place I've ever seen in my life!
Oh wait!
Yeah, we're all dead.
Okay, change of plans to the hot zone.
Peanut, I forgot to pull the chute.
It's a mistake happening to the heat of passion.
Mistakes happen to the heat of passion, guys.
It's very common.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
It's a mistake anyone could have made.
Anybody could have made guys
Dude the guy revived me is fucking dead
That's okay, that's okay
Guys, you know what they say
Third time is the time
That's when you really really try to
That is when you truly try to
Try to see them a couple of times
You actually might get revived
Boys, Mr. Jack, Mr. Jack, help please
Yeah, they have ultimate high ground
the high ground. Yeah, bad news.
Yeah, but there we wanted to go.
No, green is the one that has the
football games in the helicopter.
Fuck green.
Fuck green.
We've just for this for the game.
For now. No, no, period, period.
No, not period. You're lucky to
the cues are too full that I
can't join my own team.
Who the hell was that?
You're lucky you're not against me on the benching
We're hurt first quarter guys. Oh god, we're hurt first quarter guys
You know what they say though, you know what they say, you ever heard that that old folk tale?
I think it came from the 15th on the fourth time is the job because the first time you don't know what's going on
The second time you learned what not to do the third time you realized that what you thought not to do was what the enemy
Made you think what not to do and the third time's a charm, but the third time you were lying off luck
That's never a good idea in battle. It's the fourth time when you really shine and the guy revived me just died
I'm killing myself.
Alright, okay, alright, back to the grind, boys!
Here we go!
Artie, get me back in the fucking battle!
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna get you back in right now!
Let's go!
I'm, I'm, I'm doing my pussy slap out there.
I'm just a cheap whore.
That's up here.
Here we go, Artie and Ally!
You get that speed, we're starting pushing up on them.
That's just okay, but you guys,
You ain't time one car one
Mr. Arty can you drop us off for all those guys are to the left of the hot zone
I'll lay down lay down to the right right there right there
Yeah
I'm coming I stated I stated I'm walking up the hill right now watch
I think they somehow guessed the tower codes
They're already pulling the tower they pull the tower codes. Oh my oh
Heavens the red team are very good
very damn a great leader I've heard okay all right okay fuck you we got it we
gotta get over there and close up outside
agreed you're not even on your own team I know I had no choice we're both
enemies but we have a common ground yeah to beat both of our teams and both
I'm right behind you. I'm in your mom. I'm literally in your mom. I'm right right here
Sorry, I'll step back a few inches
Hic!
Are we still on the structure or what?
Oh, thank you, dad.
Dammit!
I was gonna get my first kill ever!
But then he moved like a rat!
He moved like a rat!
Oh, shit!
Jesus Christ!
Oh
My first kill ever no
We got this we got this dead fast
I got you, man! You're a pig! You're a pig!
I got you, man!
I got your scot in your necks!
To the right, one's running right here.
Get, get, get, get, get!
Give me a car, give me a car!
Damn it!
Well done.
I see one kill. I see one kill, boys.
This is just what I need. Just what you.
The best way. The best way.
Please.
The shot me in the balls.
I'm almost out of ammo.
They just shot this man's balls off. He just...
They've seen things in World War II.
Things he wouldn't believe.
I'm down behind a flank.
Only the drop in the jump.
It's all like north of the green.
Oh, you guys are going to be shown.
I'm behind the hip. I'm behind the...
We're there, we're there to charge.
I got you.
Behind me, to the right, yes, that's where I died from.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I'm right towards you, just run over here.
I hear him, I hear him, I hear him.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Oh, I'm one-tap, I'm one-tap, oh my god.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
There's one coming from the hills to the east.
Ah, yeah, yeah, ah, ah.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
I
Fucking damn out here boys
Push up
Where'd he go he's got he's gone he's gone. I hear I hear he's just on the other side of the mountain.
Oh my god oh my god please please god save me please save me please please please.
He's at me! How about my one shot at one shot?
Oh my god! I got my first kill out there!
Oh yeah, too easy, too easy.
That's with the buggy ladies.
You get the buggy ladies.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, whatever.
I'm going to 1v10 holy shit!
I know I ran out of fucking ammo!
He's gonna suck!
It only has 20 blitz in the mag!
I'm just gonna kill myself.
We need somebody to make a better kit!
I
Already, is that you? Oh, Mr. Scooby. I'll be there in a second Scooby
She's my boy. Please take about it. I'll be doing 12 big man. Oh, we may pass that long extraneous kill
I don't know if I can keep using this. It's just so, it is so little bullets.
I don't think you can get a 30 round magazine in any gun, no.
You're medic level 10 for the 30 round hoose?
Medic level of mine.
Two! Oh, it will make you good progress!
Yeah, we're white.
Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna use this, I'm gonna use this emergency with sensei to get some more medic XP,
and that way we get level 10 for the 30 round mags.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The master plan.
The master plan!
Bella, stop. We want it. Doesn't need our help.
Can you take a look over here?
I'm gonna get a pair of shoes on.
I'm for the flash sale. Suck it up.
The medical assess stays at $0?
Popping the lip.
It's just the first one.
You get a free one, but then you have the...
Viac for...
Oh!
Ooh!
A wheels up, boys! Wheels up!
I
That's okay
Who could it be anyone that left you landmark
We got him, we got him!
Well, hunt you in this helicopter, too, Jackass!
We're going awesome!
No, you're the one who's having to leave him!
No, I did!
Oh, great idea.
I was closing off the room, you hear?
Well, you'll hunt, you'll hunt, you'll hunt.
You have your respirator?
You have your respirator? Who's you do see?
Yes, no, I don't have a respirator. I don't have room.
I'm telling you, this is the move.
You just kill people with the SMGs,
and then you use the respirator,
I
That was a pack of black off
Thank you. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Yeah, I got you. I got you. We're having yet. It's just you and
I just got sniped by some jackass over at a tower you have gotta be you gotta be fingering my bottle you have to be actually
fingering my ass
Oh my god, I'm not talking a normal thing, I'm talking the sum of a man, a six foot eight man with arts minus.
No, that's the second time that motherfucker has wiped her spot on a landy, or on a heli land.
Oh my god.
What was he even thinking? That's not even a landing spot near there. I think that was intentional.
No, I don't think so. He's just fucking terrible at flying.
I got a heli. I'll get everybody in there.
I'm coming, bunch! I'm coming!
Bro, that was such a good spot for us.
Damn!
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, don't.
Why don't you give up on here?
Because you would separate from the D.
Wait, you take the swan shot.
Take the swan shot.
Take the swan shot.
Take the swan shot.
Wait, I gotta hell you up.
I gotta hell you up.
We're gonna get a swan shot, so literally right next to me.
We can just save it for next time.
We don't have a hellie.
Hutch.
Hutch, what are we up to?
What are we doing?
Skeletal.
Skeletal pilot.
What are we up to?
Hutch, the battlefield is that way.
I gotta get these guys.
Thanks, Hutchie.
See? See? See?
Apologize.
Apologize.
I'm sorry, Mines.
I'm sorry, Mines.
Okay, it's time to make a real difference in this world.
It's time to make a real difference.
He crashed because Hutch was weighing us down.
100%, that's what I was thinking.
I'm going for it.
We're going to Tower 4?
We're going to Tower 4?
Oh wait a minute you might be
They're in Tower 4, this guy's in Tower 4
What does your cabin tower mean?
You can lay down the roof and take it
100% 100% we land right on the roof
Trickle down and kill them all
Tell the team, tell the team
Listen up boys!
Listen up!
We're at Tower 4!
Alright I told them they're not really cool boys
So they'd be part of it
We're in the store
Vehicle in Tower 4, meet us there!
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
This is our moment boys! This is our moment!
It's nice and easy. Nice easy.
Tower floor. Nice easy.
I don't talk much.
Do you jump? Do you jump?
No, no, no. Not yet.
We push the pool. Push the pool.
I
Know we're gonna land the pool bar
These guys need business, but I can't do J. Hoop. I know he's a sub-par pilot
They are dying
Maybe respawn we take respawn car maybe jumping directly into the lowest point where there's
400 angles as soon as from above us on all sides was the best idea
No, I'm not blaming anyone there. I don't think anyone can blame that I don't think anybody really don't want to play
There really is no one to blame
on tower four
If you had to blame someone it would be hives if I had to blame someone it would be hives hundred percent hundred percent
100% but there's no one to blame for that one though
There's always actually gonna land in tower four when hunch is gravitational pull pull my parachute to the pool
There's someone right on top of us. There's literally someone camping ours long heart. He's my double-eyes
Yeah, in the building up top in the building I'm coming shooting down
I'm cool with you. I'm cool with you.
I'm not trying to score.
I'm not trying to score.
I'm not trying to score.
I'm peeking outside.
I'm the green tarps that side.
I'm coming to get an angle.
I'm coming to get an angle.
I'm going to shot from the south west.
I'm going to get a thing outside south west.
I don't see how I'm looking for him.
I'm going to even cause them.
There's two guys at least.
I don't know if it's a good spot to peek from here.
I don't know.
I don't even see these guys.
They're not even out there.
There was one close up where our teammate is.
Okay, he killed him.
We'll move.
We need to take the spawn car.
I'll go grab it.
Yes, we do.
There's a helicopter.
40 functioning one rounds in the base.
I don't know where his enemy went.
They're at the...
They're going to the circle.
Well, let's go get them!
What are we doing here, team?
We got people flying at him.
Move, move, move!
Mr. Obeel got the guy that was shot right by the light.
We gotta get on the small car.
I'll be over on you guys here in a second Oh thank you sir thank you
please I need a little bit of help right now yes thank you sir
enemy helicopter flying in west west
the enemy helicopter might later tower four be given it is maybe not
people off. It's coming back towards us.
We're just going. They've got a green as a
the front of it here.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he going?
There's another one there.
There's people landing directly in front.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Run around, look in the bush, I don't know, across the street.
Okay.
The lamb is a shotty.
Move, move, move!
Don't, please, don't, please, don't, I don't want to go on the spot!
Thank God.
That was a boost, by the...
Little bit of healing.
Little bit of healing.
You're jumping in, you're jumping in, boys, you're jumping in right up to my...
Oh my god.
Did you find this out?
Animal.
Oh my god.
I think whoever had that said it.
I just left that spot.
I just, I mean, holy crap.
Buddy's got the infinity stones.
Buddy is Dr. Strange.
He's got the infinity stones.
He knows whenever to leave that spot.
Alright, I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself, I'm killing myself.
He's locked, that guy's down, that guy's down.
Welcome to back home, come back in time.
How'd you think going so good to be behind?
The car's vehicle is dead!
Get in, get in, it's fine, it's fine,
we'll be fine, we'll be fine, get in.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
guys we got we got lock in we got lock in right now voice we're about to lose our
first game ever right now if we don't if we don't lock in you got booted yeah
Because you're a cheater, and you kick small animals...
You might be able to shoot, but you're doing it, so that's not how you shoot.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
Uh-oh, that might be a kill.
Yeah, I'm still trying.
What?
I got the whole way, dude, man.
I'm so sad.
I like this guy.
I like this guy right here.
He's a good man. He's a good man.
BLEEEEESSSKIT!
Look at that!
FUCK!
No!
Hold it!
NO!
It ain't that electric power like I said!
Sorry, sorry!
You're the one who's calling me!
You're the fuck up!
I'm not even JANY dead!
You're the one who's calling me!
I'm JNOTEN!
I'm JNOTEN!
Left in the back, right there!
I'm just gonna...
...just right to fly you!
I'm gonna lose!
I'm gonna lose!
Hell is land, hell is land!
Are we jumping out of the enemy base?
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
EAT IT!
He's a redips man, plus he is a redips man.
Let's see if we truly make a difference.
Oh, I'm already getting shot.
I want shot, I want shot.
Oh god.
I'm gonna need a rest, baby. I'm gonna need a rest. I'm gonna need a rest. Right in front of me, kid.
go go go don't worry I'm only position 15
holy shit
get up punch the battle is done get one back in the little bit of back in thank
you who's back there who's back there I'm not
Oh
Get to my body!
I got too much!
I got too much!
What do I...
My pants can take care of you, don't you worry much.
Help!
He's got... he's got to rub your nipples a little, okay?
Can you feel it cold?
Oh shit, oh wait, oh crap.
Oh no!
Oh!
What are you taking?
I don't know, I don't know! I'm under a lot of pressure!
You're a crash counter on your stream?
I'm under a lot of pressure.
building what what what I should have listened to you I died before you did
who the hell is that
are you being revived oh thank you boys thank you boys
Hunter back up! Hunter back up!
Ah, sorry. Oh, you realize I had two now.
Well, time to respawn.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Get that guy a pair of glasses and a map.
Did he just revive me?
While the enemy had his dick laid on my chin!
What was that?!
Find this guy, like, be careful, excuse me.
No, do not hop in a helicopter, Scooby, whatever you do, do not do that.
You gotta know, I see a helicopter, I might just take this one over here, I'll do something to be alive.
I gotta have something back here to do.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
You saw every minute, I'm not doing that good, I will not eat pussy.
I'm not doing that, but I'm doing my best, and that's what matters most.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Guys, we are in last place by a log.
We got a log.
We got a log.
We got a log.
We got a log.
We got a log.
As we are in last place by a long so we got we got turn it up. We got turn it up
Straight to the hot job on straight to the hot job
Actually, let's go left bro. I'll give it time
Okay, I'm done here
Oh, what the fuck is he doing?
These guys are yelling at me to get the APC that he wants me over!
Eh!
Hey, this APC driver has been very responsible for this one.
What are you doing?
This guy has marked and killed our people.
He's bleeding into the snow and he's going over.
No way, that's the play.
oh it's moving and we have like four people
get out of here
watch i'm gonna be around the spawn vehicle a lot or what
yes but he's moving it still
all right we have uh three of them
we gotta stop it we got like eight of us touch
oh she's waiting for parents
I heard him coming at the last moment.
Sir, I was just joking.
I was pulling a prank.
I could use a quick revival as well, please.
Well, there's two rats in the house, two rats in the house.
We gave them two rats in the house.
Kill them!
There's two rats in the house!
Kill them!
Kill them!
There's two rats in the house!
Kill them!
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
They're in 1-9-0-9-8.
He's gonna save the world.
He's gonna save us all.
He's gonna save the world!
He's gonna save us all!
Guys, I'm chilling out the bed!
Oh, thank you, good shirt, thank you, good shirt!
We're back!
The other is all mine, brother.
The other is all mine.
I'm gonna fuck your damn corpse, though.
You want to turn on that big man?
Oh my god, what the hell?
Can we unpack it and leave?
Guys, I don't know if it's possible for us to win with our current team.
Hey, how you doing?
Ah, fucking die you fucking shit!
Die!
I
Understand now I understand that boys. Oh, I'm down now. I'm down. I'm down right now
I think I want to do a retreat!
Pull back!
Pretty healing.
Pretty healing.
Oh, oh jeez.
That was my hack, but you my apologies.
My DMA card must be acting up in my second computer with all the cheats.
It's me and the ram.
Oh, over to...
I think those are dead.
Okay.
Word? Word? Word? Word? Word? Word?
Alright. Word? Word? Why not take armor?
Oh, that's good thinking. That's good thinking.
Oh, you know what? You know what?
That's great thinking. That's great thinking.
Oh, let's pick up some armor. Let's pick up some armor.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on. That's great thinking.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, let's go girls, one more, one more!
Yeah.
Yeah, that wasn't unlocked two seconds ago.
I was going to make a, I was going to make you look like an idiot.
Okay, I was going to make you look like a fool in front of everybody.
Yeah, we are.
And that was not unlocked two minutes ago, alright?
I was not unlocked two minutes ago.
Just know that.
There's a private pilot, unfortunately.
Oh, thank you boys, I'll be right back.
You take your time, Mr. Knight.
Oh
It's risky with our money this is risky boys. This is risky. I don't know this is a good idea
I'm so glad I'm back.
I think Matt's about to land me.
He's pulled to the ground.
He's so good.
So much better than me.
He's just soft.
He's alive today and he will die.
But we're gonna do it real passion blue and kill him.
I'm dying.
Shit!
I came here to kick ass you bubblegum.
And I'm all out of bubblegum, brothers.
Run!
Run!
That's the important place, man.
What's the matter?
All on top of the tower, boys!
Drop dead!
I don't have a parachute! I don't have a parachute!
I don't have a parachute!
You've heard this time, sir. I'll try to reinforce you later.
I think you must, I think you must.
You didn't kind of hear the power of the jump.
I don't want to be in a strange situation where you're very different from the situation.
You can serve as members.
I'm going to try to get you up that tower, boss.
Oh, there's a guy trying to come and poison you right now!
Yeah, same guy as the man who got me earlier.
They're everywhere. This is money farming right now, money farming.
Okay.
I-I gotta kill a sh-that comes for something!
I'm doing my part!
I'm doing my part!
Holy fuck, holy fuck!
You guys farming on the front lines right now?
We're farming on the front lines! Retaliant farmers!
Ratsy, ratsy!
I
Guess they don't have deep fames as long as we run out of respite as we should be good
How is green getting points right now when red and blue are on the circle
Oh
We're gonna lose! We gotta get down there much!
The exact same guy who has been doing this the entire day.
Fantastic! Fantastic! What a sweet treat!
What a sweet delight!
How does he even have the money to do that?
Hey, Spass! Fuck yourself!
What are we doing? What are we doing? Are we serious? We have our own guy that just crashed on the roof again!
Help! Help me please!
Fucking grim for red and blue boys!
Oh my god.
Yes.
Did you get us?
He's really much me.
Please help me, please.
I'm a family, I'm a family, please.
It's all for me.
Please, please, please, I'm a family.
We need to listen.
Fuck the game, P. We're holding this for...
till we die.
Fuck it!
This is our house!
And they want to take it right from our corner.
Look at those boys!
Blackhawk, Amy Blackhawk! He's trapped up a guy!
Lay him back in! Lay him back in! Lay him back in!
I'm already medical will find it only paid half the game. I'm gonna keep this by the next time I happen to fibrillators
Real money is what that was really money is
We know that for sure
Is the new map?
Yeah, we gotta stay, boy, okay.
It's time for the chat a team to pick.
High screen, high screen, high screen, high screen.
High screen, high screen, high screen, high screen.
All right.
It's in, it's in, it's in, it's in.
Are we doing another one?
I'm doing a streamer chat.
Streamer chat.
I see, I see.
Streamer chat, streamer chat.
Okay, okay.
Green team green team.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Green team, green team.
Look at the streamer chat.
I'm looking for the streamer chat, I'm here.
Okay.
Right above team room one.
Oh, god, oh god no.
I'm waiting until you guys get in to reveal myself.
Me too, me too.
I'm going as fast as I can.
Don't insult yourself yet.
Let's run!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hear what you hear and listen.
It's what you hear and listen.
It's what you hear and listen.
X gon' give it to ya
My fuck babe for you to get it on your own
X gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock open up the door to spill
Hit the knock stop pop pop and stay in the still
Oh no I'm fucking, oh no I'm too perfect
Go hard gettin' busy with it
Oh, but I got to be good at my bullshit
And I need the motherfucker one day if you get it please
But the only thing you can't feel
We came out to play, stay out my way
Mother fucker
Do we gonna fall?
Do we let it pop? No let it go
X don't give it to you, he don't give it to you, X don't give it to you, he don't give it to you!
Eeeek!
Run!
Oh, besides, besides, we have a-
I'm getting a helicopter right now.
You just in time for the flash style.
Oh, my gosh.
Besides, as soon as I get these defibrillators, I'm gonna be so rich.
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, like, happily do this game, besides.
I'm so proud of you Pina. Thank you. I'm working on getting thank you. What are you just tell me you're part of me please?
Yeah, you tell me you're part of me. This is your I'm so proud of you. Hello, and you're doing so well. You're such a big boy
Oh
Only guy spaz is on our team now FYI
Surely oh, I really hope no devs are watching how the horrible for spaz dude. I'm stuck dude
Bro, I wouldn't be mad if he's, before you joined Pete, he was taking his helicopter and trying to dive bomb all the transport vehicles in the head as well.
He did it the entire day.
Oh dude, oh that's going to suck and that would be tragic if the devs were watching and some do all that type of stuff.
Oh, that one, he just got banned.
You mean he actually got banned?
Player got banned.
He's the best in the world.
hahahaha
all those guys are all the guys
oh my god, honestly he probably got banned for killing teammates
I know the devs didn't do anything
cause now he's on our team, did he kill any teammates?
yeah, he crossed the heli
he's crossed the heli?
dude, he finds like a 10 minute timeout for a team gun
he'll be back, he'll see spas again
he'll see spas again
what an idiot
They're on the roof, they landed above you guys on that big roof!
We're coming Fox, we're coming!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
The rest of the keep our note and remap, oh my god, it's the first set.
I'm just crashing this building?
I was trying to kill them so they didn't kill you guys, you're welcome.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm jumping! Wait, I just unlocked the... Oh no. I just unlocked the mini copter, but
it's not showing that I haven't unlocked, but it took the money. What? What? This thing
This thing is already p.m. sir, for his tears, gentlemen, tears!
It's the best time to drink his dude!
Ah, delicious.
Delicious, delicious, delicious.
Maybe just one more sip, maybe just one more sip.
I haven't even eaten yet today because I woke up so early.
This bad boy buddy here.
This bad boy buddy here like a bread truck.
I
Three of us we saw the same squad
Yeah
Courage are you building or no?
No, I'm in I'm in. Well, you did lock the squad by the way
Okay, I got you. Also. I need to sever it
I think early man is okay. We can get it took me 20 minutes to get it
It's a blue up here
Yeah, that's right up to this huge factory in the middle one that's in the picture of the
the medium hammer will that help you no I have one
and then he filled supplies on it was yeah I got it all with me
I can't put you in the hell that is I'm sorry where are you at bridge
power one there's a war going on in the middle factory the huge one
up here. Yeah, I'm just going to fob.
Yeah, if you're one, okay, I'll be there soon.
Oh, God.
Something.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's gonna come in.
Oh, God.
How was that guy not dead?
Oh, God.
I need immediate assistance immediate assistance
Into the middle factory the huge huge building there's a ton of enemies
Fuck you
Give me a second
Very nice
$9,300 oh my gosh
That they raise the price of the five
$2,500
But the added cost there was
You have got to be figuring my bottle. You have got to be hitting it on the other side now.
Which I died. I died because of your lack of determination and your lack of motivation
and your lack of wanting to win.
I conquered reinforcements weeks ago, before shooting the hell of the enemy.
Before shooting the tower, I conquered reinforcements that led a weeks ago by horse and deems.
I
Still unlocked and hutch is the leader of it
This this time gonna be different was it time to be different
Courage you need more building you'll be bringing two more
Someone in front of the trunk
We got to get back to that factory. We got to get big over there, Mark. Are you coming to the factory with me?
Let's do it. I'm telling you listen to the crunch and creeping around in the shadows in the place
That would make more sense
We're making more sense.
We're making more sense.
Yeah, let's do that.
Uh, Mr. Pilot man, could you drop us off to the east of the oddsum?
Uh, well, Mr. TV's been doing a good job, man.
We're happy that you've finally officially joined the Red Team.
I am not officially joined the Red Team.
I'm only on the Red Team temporarily to learn the sequence of the Red Team
so that I can use those sequence to destroy them.
Let's get on this
It's coming towards us, it's on.
How is it when we're playing on blue, they fucking shock,
when we're playing against blue, they've got all the points?
You see them, Slamal?
Oh.
Did you see that shit on blue team in the trailer?
Yeah, that was great.
They just disappeared.
What the hell?
Hi.
I've been found out.
They caught my DMA card.
Oh my god. Oh my god. They got listen dude. I eat it. There's no way to just found my DMA card
Are you serious? I literally have it hidden. Oh my god. There's no way I got permit
I just got permit band. They cut they cop. They found my DMA card. Oh my god
Holy shit. Oh
My goodness
I
Here we go again
Oh, you know like 40 people disconnected. Yeah, you might just be able to rejoin right away. I think I can
Wait, uh
They want to connect to the server in a reasonable time. Yeah, yeah, they're probably getting DDoS
That's I could not imagine being the guy DDoS in his name right now. You gotta have the biggest neck beard ever
You gotta actually just be straight up living in your mom's basement 45 years old neck beard galore neck beard galore
I'm tell I'm talking foopa on foopa the super foopa the legendary super foopa
FOOPA holy crap
Hundred percent you either that's all I want to see I want to see one guy you don't have to get them all you
Don't have to get them all you just had to get one guy and you just ruin his life you take his house
You take his car you take every dollar he's ever saved you take everything that he loves
This one just one of them
Yeah, take his dog. You take his dog, but treat it nicely. Give it to a loving home. Of course, of course, but his car used to match to the thing that crosses it.
I can't buy the 8K in the service.
You got kicked as well? Yeah, I mean, a lot of my brothers and sisters, they got kicked as well.
Yeah, it's got kicks. Yeah.
Yeah, I got kicked.
to rejoin your server well I doubt it's just the server getting it could be that
specific server I doubt it but maybe we can try don't leave there's no servers
it's all of them I don't even know which one all servers Nick has opened up this
game from Tarkov I see I see servers I see servers but they're all I do see
Oh wait no no look at the server. They're all community service none of the official service are up right now. Oh my god
No, I see hello
Hey, why don't I see fish the service?
Yeah, I see official
Judge one one and then you guys join me
Oh wait, oh, I have the thing on that's it. Oh, it's your only music
That'll happen
Yeah, let me try 31. I see lots of servers. Okay. I'm leaving. Oh unless we can
Now you cannot join any service right now, let me try my server you fuck
Wait, wait, wait. Let me try my server. Hold on. Oh, wait wait wait
My server might be up. Well number 11 never listen there anyone else. Oh, you all the servers are down guys
You didn't fuck the server. I do nothing. I do nothing
nothing
Oh
Is my server even up I feel like they might have not put it back up
Trying to see you guys hey, how you doing bars?
What's going on guys?
What's happening?
We're pissed them off.
Everything.
Amos says, this guy, like, lean peeking with an AK to sound horn.
Is this really gonna do anything?
We knew that was coming.
Awesome.
Here we go.
Yeah guys, I got bad news.
I don't even think my server's dead.
Yeah, I didn't even know that was gonna happen.
Dude.
Yeah, I they yeah, I just got where they are in fact getting D-dodged
It all dude you actually had to be the biggest loser on the planet. Oh my goodness
I also heard they're getting review bomb
Yeah, I'm telling you used to be able to trust all of you's and then it kind of went down
You couldn't trust like game spot and all the stuff and then you just have to trust the player reviews
You can't trust player reviews anymore
You can't just play reviews day one guy maybe on the on like a team of the devs were safely
They don't like and then you have a hundred thousand people. Oh, I'm gonna go say that game's horrible. You can't touch any of these nowadays
Are you looking at the reviews right now for each yeah
Q times are real bad right now, which won't be an issue later
But I've almost passed the refund period without even seeing the main menu
I tried to ask what the contingency for this would be in discord the message was filtered and lost seeing all the
Screamers get in the game. It's a thing while being good for word of the game. It really lousy move
Real lousy move
We're on the game right now
Real lousy move. Yeah, dog. Dude. I'm loving this match that we're in right now
We did we're gonna piece this hit guys. We're gonna piece this hit. I'll see you what let's take a stand
Let's take a stand against streamers
Let's take a stand against Streamers!
Uh, negative review.
We all paid the same price for the game.
That guy wrote that review, he should get a job instead of playing it.
We all paid the same price for the game.
Streamers getting whitelisted by everyone else.
Promise is broken right out of the gate.
Developers on launch tell you what kind of developers they'll be in the future.
And that's not the kind I choose to support.
Nothing to do with the Q-weights, everything to do with this wretched developer behavior.
Negative review and refunding.
Oh my goodness. Take and stand. Take and stand. Negative review. What is this? Chewdawn's?
2026? I did not see this a bear. Do not buy videos. Negative review. Oh, who are you?
Bro. I know. Those guys have to be, it has to be Bonds. There's no way he would be,
as at that level of thinking. It has to be robots. It just has to be. It has to be robots.
And I honestly if my own sanity I choose to believe those robots so that I can sleep at night
No, I think we might be good. We might be good in the world
Not recommended 1.6 hours on record
350 some people found this to be helpful
Nothing was learned by the devs during the two made is regarding server queues
$40 gain queuing for ages wouldn't hurt if they weren't giving preferential treatment to streamers
For instance, this peanut guy texting one of the devs on stream to fast-track a buddy in, that's the second highest review, peanut.
That's the second highest review.
Wait, what's with this next review?
If your servers cannot handle the number of players that improve the infrastructure instead of creating a two-class system
for the streamers get priority access to every employee.
They have to be robots. They have to be robots. They have to be.
I'm telling you, there's no way. They have to be robots. They have to be.
I refuse to do this, guys. I like to sleep at night knowing that the world may not be doomed
and in order to do that, I have to mentally believe those are the robots.
I have to. I have to.
That is actually the funniest thing.
Who's was he? You hear that?
Peanut is referenced on six of the top 10 reviews of this game.
Good. Good.
Can you guys join anything?
No.
I'm gonna try.
That's motion. That's motion.
That's motion!
Six and ten is that six!
That's motion right there, boys.
That's motion!
Well, I'm just I'm just refreshing over and over again hoping that the server is still back up.
I can see in servers, but when I click on them, nothing happens. Yeah, I I can't get in there either.
I'm just I'm just gonna keep trying to join and see what happens.
My server is to work you what's over you watch
Let us let us come back streamers and please let us come back piece of crap streamers in
please please please please have last infinite yeah I'm thinking the same
thing but I was told but yeah leave everything's fine I did I did
wait wait wait I see might have a plan hold on wait I'm getting word for my
buggy ladies hold on now hold on where's it hold on my buggy this you can be
valuable information right now
Didn't work. No, I'm in
I'm coming I'm coming I'm giving in I didn't plan on giving in everyone's gonna join my starboard
I see I guess it's just pretty be one of two you are oh, I am a good team. Oh wait. Oh, I was gonna take
I saw my two fists at my speed. I was sprinting towards the by station and
Get fucked boys, I'm in
I just went to random action it worked I need to come back up
I'm gonna leave this message doing hunches
I've just looked on Hutch's name and he's at a $400 loss already.
That's because I- I-
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, Mr. Tango, I forgot to finish some boy good man, good old man!
Appreciate your marble, appreciate your marble!
Thank you, Mr. Tango, appreciate your marble.
Oh, and Mr. Jesus and Mr. Turkey and Mr. Scots and Mr. Kappa and Mr. Easy-Peasy, Mr. Made Man, but what's good, man, good, ah, man?
Thank you, boys. Easy, man. Thank you, boys. Thank you, Mr. Supporters, and thank you for the money, man.
Oh, well, I just have the servers available. I'm not enough players to start.
I keep getting in the hunch of server, but then it kicks me.
I'm joking about having a DMA card chief.
Are you fucking running Excel spreadsheets on there?
That was the joke!
You have located the joke, sir!
Joke located!
Joke located!
That was the joke, sir.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're getting cute because of weight limit.
I'm just trying to join again here we go. Oh, hey, I should like $1,800 profit, huh?
I'm not. Thank you. You're doing pretty good with you. Yeah.
I'm flying the helicopter boss.
My menu is not even responding to anything. I just keep spam
Hmm
What movie it's just boss gateway, huh? Thanks boys. Thanks, boy. I
I
Yeah, I'm not having the best of luck getting into these games. I will say
Like was
Not good. Actually, I'm watching servers
Hutch's servers player count go down. I believe other people are also getting kids from Hutch's game
So cool all the supers get in with no cubes not about to even play right now
now. None of us even play! That's where those robots, that's where the guy leaving the review
on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the scheme. 100%.
Look at the tweet, look at the tweet on Twitter. What's the tweet, what's the tweet?
War Dogs, it's the meme, at girls on the couch that all those guys are standing above her.
Yeah, yeah.
You won't wait any minute now.
Any minute.
How much people are getting kicked for?
My baby's about to streamers.
I'm telling you, it's it's super weird.
It's super weird.
Guys, of course, streamers are going to get
are going to get reference for treatment in any video game.
It's it's their job if you if you ran a business and you spent a bunch of time pouring your heart and soul into a game
You're like, oh, I'm really proud of this masterpiece. I hope it sells a lot of copies. What would you do?
Would you give a guy that can potentially so hundreds of thousands of people your game?
Referential treatment for and then it's free advertising or not
It's common sense, I mean, you don't even have to be like a business guy to know that
it's common sense, it's just common sense.
We're not any better, we're not some super guy, it's just simple business, it's literally
simple business.
So common sense, that's why I think those reviews have to be robots, because I refuse
to believe anybody that doesn't get that.
This is so simple.
It's so simple.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I'll take.
I'm tired.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
It has to.
I did.
Some people just got to start thinking.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, practice flying. We can't go into the firing range.
So hold on, wait.
Go try to do it, I'll just do it one more time.
Don't go to the range. Or does that put me...
Wait, wait, wait. Why you went ahead when I go to the range?
Do you know that server box?
Fuck yeah, I am.
Just deliver it supplies you visa said you visa said one day I will be in the sever one day
I too will be having fun
Hmm if you could join does anything happen
watch the trailer trailer job you want a gold bar it's 2.79 million for one
gold bar
wonder why I didn't know I have that you can use it to buy skins on the gold
I'm trying to do as many games as I can, which I swear I'm clicking as fast as I can.
I'm like lightning though, I'm clicking every server page of the page, well let me in any
of them.
Well let me in any of them.
Hmm, hmm.
So peanut, what's Hatch's server name and password?
Oh, totally.
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
I can't even get the hot to serve myself.
All right, we're just working.
Server browser.
Oh, so should I try this line?
Hmm
Shit and fard sit your fard shit and fard
My series browser has been blank for minutes. Yeah, I see you know what we do what I can do
Maybe I switch my region. Maybe like some of the reasons are down. We'll be trying different region
That might actually be it. Well, we say it's not that
What's up? Wait, is that maybe that's what's going on?
No, it's fucked in the EU, the EU is done.
Oh, what if we try a place where no one lives?
Like South America, is it the South American servers?
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Hold on now, hold on, hold on now, boys.
Hold on now, boys, hold on.
Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right.
Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right.
I'm trying to join the South America Summit.
Beep-a-Brit-Zip, Beep-a-Brit-Zip!
I might just pull Hot Top.
Wait for this, wait for these DDoSers to blow over.
I cannot believe this is one of these DDoSers game.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I can well, I guess yeah, I guess yeah, I guess I can't see
It's horrible. Oh my goodness and all these guys by leaving reviews are supporting the need answers
You think they see it's working. They see it's fucking working. Well, I think they just also a lot of people are just
Impressively stupid, you know, they think that they think that the game's just actually not working
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness slam from every direction, you can find us on the hop right now.
What is DDoS?
DDoS is when you see a bunch of like, you know what like when you ask the server to join
you'd be like, oh sir, can I come in?
Can I come in, sir?
And then, what someone does is they said like, a million, can I come in?
They go, they go, can I come in?
But a million times, and then the server has to answer no a million times, and then the
server goes down.
You got a cub, I'm gonna cub.
Should we be start?
Oh, that's me.
Oh, that's me, watch.
nothing. I'm sitting here on the server miles and trying to join just any server. I am just
trying to do an any server.
Drinking up. Yeah. It's sick man. Thursday. That's one of the top seven best days to drink
of the week.
Okay, I'm switching off South American service. It didn't work. I had a master plan.
Yeah, didn't work you try to age up. Oh
So how'd you keep saying that he's in that game making a ton of money
I currently see my friends will sit negative four thousand dollars
So we're currently we are currently out earning hutch by not being in a game. Yeah, he's just crossed a helicopter
I love that lab. I'm gonna try one more joint. And if that doesn't work, I'm gonna pull a bunch for the sink goes over
why is hot you know what I said we make this a triple tiered system the
players get about the streamers for preferential keep it and then on streamer
it's quick about a hot he's getting a double preference to cheat it what the
hell what the hell is this are you kidding me you see in the skies you see
is the deal. Yeah. I just didn't prefer some treatment over eyes.
What a piece of crap. What a piece of I'm leaving a review. Actually, I'm leaving a review. I'm
leaving a review right now. Yeah, okay, I can't get in. I'm going up on.
I'm being told that it's the skillest you just don't die.
I'm being told that it's the skillest you just don't die.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's got it. So we maybe were the D-dosses
Were the D-dosses guys were the D-dosses
Are we the bags where the bad bitches we're slim think we're slim think we're the bad bitches 100% 100%
doesn't deter me it makes me want to do it more I'm a choice with a server fuck
this hot guy I don't like the way he looks I don't like the way he looks I
like the way he talks I like the way he walks fuck this hot guy I'm trying to
server
you know what you want to try to join Hudson's server and I'm gonna grab a
helicopter my fucking dive mom is as foot cover cause he's as by the way the
The Hunch of Server only has like 20 guys in it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Don't like it.
Yep.
I can't get in still either.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
It had.
Oh.
It had 40.
Yeah.
Well, no, it had 60, but yeah, it went to 40, then it went to 20.
I think what I'm gonna do, let me see what, let me see if they have any messages.
Mm.
Mm.
No update so far no update so far
It's valve wait hold on wait
It's valid rate limiting read the update from war dogs on eggs
I have a question how the hell is your crass counter going down?
Hot!
What?
What?
What?
How is your crash counter going down?
Cause I'm sexy?
I don't know.
Oh shit.
Now they put it that way.
Why did you say so?
I don't know.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
My man!
What's up?
Alright Lockhead, so what's what you got?
I got a little bit of a problem.
I got a little bit of a problem.
I got a little bit of a problem.
I got a little bit of a problem.
to God.
you
you
you
you
you
because they don't have controller support.
And he's short.
One of the two.
Or both.
It could be a combination.
Could be a double-double.
You never know.
And then now double-double.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Are you Alex Jones?
They're turning the frogs gay!
Which is great!
By the way.
Where are you?
Which is great.
Where are you?
So, write that down, everybody.
Write that down.
Finally, finally this guy crashes something. Thank you God!
What are these streamers getting preferential treatment?
That's what you get, you scumbag streamer! You piece of shit!
Honestly, I'm with the world. The universe has a way of balancing itself out.
Hmm... Hmm... You fucked the power!
Hmm... Hmm...
Chat, are the servers down?
No, I like watching hutch cuz that I like to see what not to do with my body
I
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me try we tried joining the game now. I'll be taking a little piece you guys going
hold on now hold up wait a minute do a little bit of loading and it failed to connect to
the server the reasonable time I'm gonna try a couple more times are you guys still trying
to do it service or no I mean I just refreshed it but nothing's there you know I gotta even
see servers. I've been on server.
I don't even see servers like when I refresh. There's just nothing there.
Let me see if the guy said anything. Let me see if the guy said anything. Let me
take a loopy. No, the last message that he sent was just that they're getting
DDoS and that it looks worse than it is. That's what he said. So that's a positive.
That's a positive and that he may do a restart soon
They're on fire there. Yeah restarting the whole game. I would assume that's what they mean
I would say this these problems are probably gonna last a whole day by the end
up until like
Five hours now not like not like when we can't join
Not that's not what I think is in the last five hours. I think it's the last five
I think that we're gonna be able to join point here pretty soon
Like I bet you they have another D-Doc attack and we are like kind of hopping it out of server just up
Wave to wave to I think their peak player counts gonna be Saturday afternoon. That's only one team people there counts it
They were 400 K almost today. They might hit
It's not even five Eastern yet. Yeah
I'm gonna try something real quick right now. I'm gonna try a little something. I'm gonna do some really risky right now
Wait, it's at four right now. You some really risk right now. I'm gonna be a little
Which I'm trying something I'm trying something I'll let you know works. I think this might work. I might get the game
It's working for me now it's what I think where it's working out with everybody said everybody say they're in what what I just did fix it I
I saved the world I saved everyone. Oh my god privilege. You guys aren't getting in no
chat privilege privilege. I'm right. I'm leaving review on Steve review. We've got privilege
that privilege. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Are you seeing this
Chat privilege, chat privilege, check your privilege, buddy.
Check your privilege, pal.
Check your privilege, I will- I will be leaving a stern steam reveal.
A stern steam reveal.
Wait.
Boys, is it working?
I'm trying right now.
Ah, I'm refreshing right now.
Chat said it's working, we're back, we're back.
I'm trying- I'm trying to do a youth server right now, hold on wait.
Oh let's see if it's working.
I think that-
We need a youth server when I'm 50 players.
I usually win up 50 players.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean I mean-
I mean, I mean I mean, I mean-
I'm fucking hit, I'm fucking hit!
Like fucking run!
Yeah, uh, yeah
Yeah, uh
That's what you hearin'
Listen, that's what you hearin'
Listen, that's what you hearin'
Listen, what's your hands up?
X don't give it to ya
Fuck pray for you to get it on your own
X don't deliver to ya
Knock, knock, open up the door to spread
Let the night stop, pop out and stay still
Oh god, I'm fucking- oh god, I'm too feminine.
Go hard, gettin' busy with it
You coulda bought my shit!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I didn't even get in with Streamer Bricks, I just got it normally.
And I got the error.
I got you down to the main queue.
You deserve it.
We is up, bud!
We is up!
Hot water, we're here in the kitchen.
on the tower it's a fat privilege so as Peter pigs we're still losing this lock it in boys lock it in
I got it normally of 300,000 plus are in queue this guy probably got it was super foolish right here to drive for the helicopter too
and I actually did that last one I actually got it was just regular regular stuff
I
Can't see the server list yeah landmark is having trouble seeing the server there's two
You'll get you love I believe you miss a landmark I believe
I'm on the green team.
No, no, I was being a squad.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, you need more.
Fuckin' eatin' boys locked in it!
Eek!
I'm okay in my heli wash, I'm a good boy!
Yo, you gotta kick this Austin guy.
You gotta kick him, just get him outta here.
Hey, ACP.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Fuck you, Austin, fuck you.
I'm a good heli!
Fuck you, freeze, bro.
If you want to have sex with you, that's what's goin' on.
He does, he does.
Let's use your belly like a trampoline.
I need help I need help ASAP lot of enemies on me. I'm flying over I'm flying over
My knife it goes me
Oh my god I'm fucking going crazy I'm going insane right now
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming there's somebody there's somebody
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. There's a thousand
I said you help me up. Please please please. I said I said to one of the other side of the pool
Lock it in boys. Oh
My god, oh
There's literally a thousand reds at the pool, I don't know why I dropped there. I don't know why there's a thousand
there's a thousand.
Jegusei sent him it, Mr. Knot.
So you know, for the future now, it is more popular to use DDoS as a service.
Someone will pay someone else with a giant botnet to DDoS someone.
I should do that.
Oh my...
I should do that. Well, I always thought they used other people's services so they couldn't get caught.
Isn't that why they do that? Well, I guess they also don't have a giant, you know,
sugar or whatever. But I always thought they would like hire someone in India to do it.
And that way, when the police come looking, it came from India. Oh, is that how that works?
I appreciate why they do that, right? It's bold? Yeah, I guess you would have to have real powerful
Internet anyway. These 9,000 people, yeah. You also suppose a federal crime though.
Yeah, that's why they, that's why they hired someone in India to do it. I
I doubt it's a federal crime in India.
India is famous for their high-powered internet.
Are they really?
Are they...
Huh.
Interesting.
Interesting statement, sir.
Interesting statement, sir.
Hmm. That is a very interesting sequence, sir.
I will make no further comment on that.
I will be making no further comment on that topic.
Thank you for the comments, sir. Thank you for the chat.
Thank you for chatting in the chat, sir. Let me know that information, sir.
I will be making no further comment on that, sir.
And I will be making no further comment as well.
I'll tip my pilot. Don't you worry. I'm gonna give you a ton of money.
I
Thank you have a great day and fifteen dollars
Himself suddenly say what you're a cookie
My hot job back
Well, I'm getting with the servers are shutting down
Wait, I mean whether they're actually the company is shutting down the servers
I
See that all
My mother is coming in the company setting down the service
Actually right next to the pool all the reds are
No, no, no the pools where the reds are
Yeah, but I'm in their base right now. I took it
No!
Which I was gonna know to pull a kill about Redza.
Eh!
We're gonna get money before they shut it down!
Go, go, go!
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
Sure, if you can find it in your heart to revive me.
SPAGGED MY SPAGGED MY PLEASE!
THERE'S A BAD GUY!
WATCH OUT, THERE'S A BAD GUY!
BUT I'M BEING WATCHED!
BE CAREFUL, THERE'S A RED GUY!
BE CAREFUL!
LET'S GO!
Oh god...
Oh...
Who's-
No!
SPAGGED MY DAMN IT!
I told you there was a bad guy!
Be- grab me- I- grab SPAGGED MY-
I got- I got myself a- a thingy!
Oh, the- the- the- the- the- the-
Oh, huge- huge- huge- huge- huge- huge- huge- huge!
You will both be court marshals when we get back to base you understand me son you will
be court marshals you will be court marshals I will have both of your cocks I got removed
from the match me good good good good what are you rude for my failure god you don't
to be mad you don't deserve to be on the green team you're in this yeah you
deserve to be on the green team pal fucking streamers with a prior
brimless fucking scoper what are you a fucking scoper
I had people coming in here that I cannot believe
that they're letting you in these servers
because you did the intro to your FBS combat.
I cannot believe this.
I got here for three hand jobs, mine and Dennis.
Yeah, I gave the developer three hand jobs
to the Taco Bell gift card.
That's how I'm gonna get it.
I only gave them one, maybe that's my problem.
That is your problem.
What are we doing?
I should've just got disconnected.
The pilot of my helicopter just got disconnected.
That's not real right now.
I think he got disconnected, boss.
He's not here right now.
He's right.
He's right.
He has no nipples.
That's from the war on Twitter.
That is not what they posted.
Maybe the last six.
Oh, thank you, Chad.
Thank you.
It's completely different than what you just said.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
They should re-roll everything squirts are what I'd spent two hours building
I
Was on my helicopter just got disconnected twice
I had a weapon! I had a weapon!
I didn't mean to howl!
They clean slated him just close to the large hammer.
Thanos is snapping his fingers! He's bleeding out my teeth!
That's it, I'm walking! I'm walking to the circle.
Oh, I forgot. It's yours.
That'd be it!
Dude, I was kind of frying with the helicopter, no?
You wouldn't do it pretty good boys. It's just dude. You don't get like any money from it now like at all
Here these people they're not real human beings truly
I said to believe that they are real human beings
I
You know what I realized everything was working great until the servers until peanut lied and said he doesn't eat hamburger
I never go
I'm back, I'm back, just let me play the game.
Please, please, please, please, please.
We're in hell, we're getting cold splurfs on Twitter and now the game's not working.
God help us.
Do they restart their shivers?
Should I join another one or should I restart again?
I think they're restarting them.
Can I even try to join?
The truth has been revealed.
Game is there's bad reviews. It's not Ragebabe friends. You see, okay, so I've been a streamer for a long time.
What that is called is a piggyback Ragebabe.
So what they do is they confirm that the previous one that you were thinking was Rage Bait is not Rage Bait and by the transitive property, Rage Baiting themselves.
I tell you, I am an expert on this. I am an expert on Rage Bait. I am.
Hmm, Professor Shivers?
Okay.
I thought that was just where you furiously masturbate.
That was what I thought Rage Man was too before my buggy name was wrong this whole time.
It's a joint meeting. One, you have a terrible opinion and you just want it to be heard because you're an idiot.
And two, you're beating that shit till it's wrong.
Shit!
So they're really angrily watching the stream and beating their shit.
I think it's both, yeah.
I'm getting worried that there's a whole bunch of new reviews specifically voting to me.
for some reason. I didn't do anything.
Is it against the rules?
You know what I mean.
You fucking did buddy.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I really didn't do, I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
If you were putting your hand in the fire, I tried to pull you back.
I tried my hardest oh it is what it is oh I didn't do anything you know what you
know what I will take this I get hated on 10,000 times a day anyways I will take
this hate so that others may run free so that others may throw it through the
flowers and have break times wait so you're saying so you're saying that this
is the one time I could hate on you and you're not getting mad at me not you you
fat hell belly you fucking say a word I'm gonna cut your dick off okay get you
silence only quite over CEO is on big fries channel right now talking big
fried channel. Yeah, who's big fry? He's the big, he's the
large fry. The CEO is on his channel. Yeah. Yeah. So we're
just going like, look, guys, this was a bus start, we'll go
again. Like, you know, there's the reason we launched on a
Thursday, not a Friday is this for sure. But so how do you
stop? How do you stop the DDoS if they're because they're
gonna keep doing it? How does clean sliding gonna stop coming
back well they timed it well okay so it's it we you know in the beta when
we were getting attacked and it's not always an attack like Vivox is going down
or a VoIP went down yeah like this is just unlucky timing and that's on us to
bet like Friday in Australia you like we have never done this yet so like it's
yeah and like we're learning as well but like it won't it's not like we're
gonna just go oh we couldn't do it and stop it's just a bit later and that's on
us and we're not gonna be like oh well we try it and we're not gonna ship the game
any more it's gonna take take a little bit of time but like we did some cool
though can I show you my camera look look look you guys got camera crews in
there filming you guys break down in tears that's crazy because pretty much
yeah so what you'll see though is tomorrow we'll edit all this together
This is what fucking this is what happened. Yeah, so yeah pretty much. It's gonna be you get to see me cry
Honestly, it looks shitty and it is shitty and we we fucked it up for you guys. It sucks, but um like
We're trying man. We're trying and we're gonna get it up. We're gonna get it going. It's just this year
It's complicated. Like I said, we were we were like I think I said to you today
We were like six months ago like 30,000 peak concurrence. That's what we want it
our shill stand up it's just what actually happens in these situations is
Imagine you get into the game
Wdm other people can't stop that's why I don't really like to see reviews dude
I imagine all you do it is reinforce in the D-Docs kind of what's all these guys and put their heart and soul into a game
They start it are
And try the best to help us. Yeah, but it's entirely on us. This is awful. Mm-hmm. This is us and
And guys refund and buy when it's working.
I mean, if you're a Chinese who's review bombing us or appreciate you stop that.
But also or do it in English.
OK, yeah, do it in English.
Like at least actually, no, it translates to fucking you.
Like most of the generation, but it's honest, man.
Like, this is the word on death.
This is the word on CEO.
OK, apparently this will.
That's what I'm just saying.
I don't know if that's food.
We're not CEO's like an MMO launch and yeah, no shit. This is crazy. Yeah, okay
Well, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I appreciate you jumping on
I don't know what the fuck thank you guys for coming through
No, yeah, I see you guys are genius for asking the CEO to come on talk. Hey, you guys
I'll see shot to mr. Big fry is the first time here in a month. I'm sorry guys. He's making moves. Thanks for body is making
but
Body just made a move. Okay. I'm not even like I don't know why I didn't think of that but big fries is made a move
I'm gonna give a follow. I'm gonna be fought big fighters made a move big fried is made a move right there
That was actually genius. That was actually genius
Yeah, I'm telling you guys
I
It's just it's just a bad situation. It's just a bad situation guys. That's okay. No, that's okay
That's okay. Well, where does the launch for a game ever gone good boys?
Where there's a lot for a game ever gone good. Well, it's just a shitty situation. We'll get in there. We'll have some fun
Let me try you know what let me try do it. You know what let me try doing right now
Let's see if we can do right now
I did not like hey guys, I'm back
Howdy scoper how's it going? Don't you call me a fucking dirty scoper?
Sorry, don't you dare at a line now. That was out of line. That was out of line
I'm just I'm just frustrated you ever they don't you ever and don't you ever and don't you ever say that?
I don't need three private jets to praise the Lord
damn bro how could you get close to the lord without a private jet that's what I said bro
fuck man absolute loser bitches what's our update hot shot I didn't watch it basically the servers
weren't working they fixed the servers then they got DDoS so everything together just broke everything
they're taking all the servers down and they're going to spin them back up so from what it sounded
like you'll keep your personal stuff but the servers are going to restart okay everyone in the
the server's just going to kick oh shit John Wardogs just told just uh but he
just sent me some codes to give out all right who guy the guy you just saw on
screen the guy right there I see what's funny is I have talked to that guy
before I just didn't I didn't I know it's rude but I actually didn't really ask
was. I really didn't know if he was the CEO or not.
My co-worker watches you every day. He loves you. His name is Booster. I wish him a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Booster! Happy birthday!
Oh, it's magical! Full of magical activities!
Magical activities!
Was that guy actually the CEO?
I think that's the big dog.
That is the big dog.
That's the guy I talked to.
That's the guy I talked to.
I didn't know if he was the CEO.
And I'm not gonna lie to you. I was too scared to ask
Cuz I feel like it was rude and I don't really pay attention like beginning people's names
You know, I'm hot someone tells you name ten seconds later. It's gone
What's going on, man
You just keep doing that until someone in the group slings the name you're like
Oh, Gerald, my man.
She is.
Gerald, my man.
Gerald, my man.
My man, Gerald is on the scene.
My boy.
Sometimes I get so excited that I just keep calling the person by their name, Mike Gerald.
So Gerald, listen up, Gerald.
Gerald, this is what I was thinking about, you know, you got to keep the com cool collected.
Mm-hmm.
100%.
100%.
What about when you call him the wrong name over and over and nobody corrects you?
Then he just say it was the nickname.
Yeah, but you're calling Gerald Steve.
Fuck Steve, fuck Steve, it's Gerald.
I've never met a Steve in my life.
Fuck Steve.
You know what, my guy?
My guy, my guy.
Oh, cazzo, cazzo.
Sheep!
What am I doing?
I'll be back.
All right, guys, I'm going to show my screen,
and there's five codes to the game.
First one gets him
First one to get him get him first one to get some get him
Whoever times it fast enough gets it fucking kill each other kill each other
I got it. No, you didn't know you didn't say you broke ill fuck you. I know you didn't
Who got him? Who actually got him? Who actually did anybody get these? Who got him? Who got him?
I got all five yet. Don't die. Die immediately. In the game of course,
which you can now play because he got the code. Hell yeah.
My uncle got what? Oh my god. Your uncle is the most generous lover I've ever met.
Okay, all right.
Hey guys, what's going on you piece of shit?
Not to make you jealous guys, but I just gave out five whole cunts.
Oh did you?
Yeah.
Jack we're gonna be giving out ten codes just because fuck peanut, give me a moment.
Shit.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I'm gonna get more codes.
One moment here boys.
I need more cuts.
I'm texting the guy right now, I'm texting him.
I need more cuts.
Alright, I just, I just have some more codes. I just have more codes. Fuck you, Hodge. Fuck you. Fuck you.
We're gonna, we're gonna get more codes! We're gonna get more codes! We're gonna get more codes boys!
I see your codes, I'm gonna use you 10 more codes. That's right, I said piece of that, 10 more codes.
You honestly, I kinda feel bad asking, because again, that was the guy on the screen.
That's who I'm asking right now, and he's probably under the probably the most stressful day of his literal entire life
The server's gonna restart ever and rationing
Mr. Matt, we're good man good man
What's your coach boss I'm waiting I'm waiting his response servers
This was back. No, but most of them look like they zero players. That's accurate
Yeah, I'm gonna try to join as you play one
Yeah, I can't get it either I can't get them either. Oh my goodness. Oh
You know what?
Let's give it a little bit more time. What if you know if what if what if we what if while we're waiting and
And like I meant to go do a quick machine party. This is quick machine party
We pulled up over the game that way the game stays open just quick just quick little party game a little machine party
Maybe the son of a machine party machine party. This is a little just sell you a partner this is all it would just while we wait
This while while we wait
You see if it a couple of minutes see if the service pop back up and if they don't maybe we just run a quick machine party
We'll leave the game on and we'll just wait here play a little machine body
You can be out there getting better right now, but you could be in the firing range right now.
High-level. Practicing your shots.
Crazy.
Wait, what's machine power?
This is up you fake wife having fat bitch.
I don't need the practice.
Okay, I bought no practice.
I bought no practice.
I bought-
Ooh, that means re-pointer!
You are bliss and bliss!
this fagger helper green team want to be cashew sack of shit
damn okay damn okay all right
Oh, good fun guys, we're just taking a little too far.
We're just talking to each other.
We're just talking to each other.
I don't know what that was.
No good friends, you insulted each other.
It's all good fun.
I haven't had a...
You haven't had your special martini yet?
Yeah, I haven't. Sorry.
I'm not me when I'm hungry.
That's right. You use stickers bar.
I think it's marmite.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
So I can actually, you know what, this is actually probably a good time to eat.
Should we get some food real quick?
I'm gonna try to join this ever again.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
It's almost like watching your Tarkov scenes because you're in the lobby.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
All right, so what I'm gonna need you to do is grab a turkey baster full of mercury and
Insert it into your rectum and squeeze as hard as you can. Okay
Go ahead and do that for me boss. And if you make fun of the way I said mercury, I'm gonna
Fuck you. I'm gonna I'm gonna whip it out live on stream and then I'm gonna fuck you
You won't know balls. You're about to see balls team. You're about to see I see now
I kind of feel bad for asking 10 codes guys. He hasn't responded. I don't know why she
can text him 10 codes when he's been, you know, he's trying to, you know, save his entire
company and said I think about it. I feel like this is a little rude. I think I feel
that was a little bit of a deal. Hey listen if you're watching just ignore that we'll get to it
later it's really no big deal sir if you're watching just don't worry about it we're fine
we're fine over here doesn't doesn't matter you get you you do you the man you do you the man
okay you get you get it done my boy you get it done my boy all right you
us we're good all right i'm here uh how you doing my
Oh
I'm sad peanut. I'm sad. Oh, let me tell you I want to know who these guys are that are still in these servers
Talk about privilege shows it shows it
The chosen
You know, it's crazy. Maybe there is a third class system. We don't know about
The people the streamers and some higher class that we don't even know that maybe friends and family friends and friends and family
How dare they let their brothers and sisters in this game while we are sitting here waiting. This is ridiculous
truly unbelievable
Mr. Group I want to do it like it's my good man. Good. Oh, man
Good to you to get my man. Good to you to get help you do it. No, I'll be doing well big man
I'll be doing well. I think when shroud is in I'm gonna try to join shrouds game
The holy shit. Oh, you know, he's in the firing range
You jackasses. Oh my god, we can I join him in the firing range? What happens if I press join game on the firing range?
No, you can't
You can jump in the firing range yourself if you want. No, you're doing
Yeah, fuck around, guns.
Yeah, I could just...
I'll just say, I'll have to fire me.
Oh, this dude's in fire right now.
What good, man? Good, I'm mad.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Hmm.
I'm gonna go and practice...
Heh.
More like refine my flying skills.
Oh, yeah.
You know, you can only be so good.
Hey, hon-sheet, wait, hold on.
You impressed me. You look pretty good right there on that last game.
on the last game.
Thank you.
I remember when we were getting cheated on the other day
and he started posting his name and the thing.
Yeah.
I'm going to text you real quick.
Yeah.
Was this the guy?
That is, I think I only talked about it.
Yes, it was.
This piece of shit just gave me 20 subs.
Oh my god, this piece of crap is going for more than you.
yeah he's gonna refund that shit that's for sure
yeah well
he's bad
uh...
mmm
he's just crashed they got it we got the full name i only said the first word oh thank god
oh close one close one you know who i feel most down about today why?
fucking gimmick gimmick man he's gonna sign on his birthday to play
he's gonna be a story
and on his birthday oh my goodness
on his birthday of all days
What kind of firing range is this? Where am I?
Don't worry, they'll make it up to him.
Oh, it's over here, it's over here.
Hey, better.
Honestly, fuck everyone else.
Let's make sure...
I mean, think about trying to do assault rifles.
This is a good chance to drive out.
He's above the friends and family tier, actually.
Is this a second page?
BOOM!
It's too thick!
I won't like it a lot!
My hand's in shit!
My hand's in terrible tempers, my shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, you do- good lad-y dog!
You give me a s'dog, you give me a s'dog!
Thank you Mr. Fax, seriously brother, I hope I don't have to appreciate that big man.
Thank you brother, thank you brother. Guys honestly, I've really been thinking about
switching from S&G to Assault Rifle as soon as I get my DFB leader.
This is a good time to try that out. I had a glale the other day
that was absolutely nasty.
So I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pull out the glale, and I'm gonna try to make it full
ADS speed, and then I'm gonna try to make it full
Recoil reduction your tomorrow guys. Let's take a little look see let's see if we can make this a
This is our final in-game gun here. We see you
I
See okay, what
Modern recoil really first I'm gonna do I'm gonna do wait hold on firstly just buy this
So fast it goes to the face. Oh that is slow that is slow slow slow slow slow slow
Okay, hold on
Yeah, let's get a minor ADS speed improvements moderate ADS speed improvements moderate ADS speed
minor minor minor
moderate minor moderate moderate
moderate moderate
Moderate pinball. Oh, that's penalty. We will do this one for moderate speed improvements
Moderate ADS speed improvements
Speed penalty, speed penalty, modern ADS speed improvements.
That's true.
Listen, I don't think you can get, is there, I don't think there is one that says strong ADS improvements, I doubt it.
I
Minor ADS speed improvement right there on the flash I do
Did you use one of the LMG's in the fire now home to you said
The uh, the CEO that's not bad landmark the other day
Clean it out that the thing that's definitely faster. That's faster. I was that's faster. No one's understood the power of the LMG
That's definitely fast. That's definitely fast.
You know, when you buy POTAT, it doesn't move yet.
It's insane!
I saw, we had a guy in one of our games where he was literally just like squadwiping.
I thought he was cheating for a second, and then I realized it was just a buy POTAT LNG the entire time.
Yeah, but so the buy POT is like unfolded, and if you ADS next to something, it just mounts it automatically.
Yeah.
Hold on, okay.
Oh, yeah, I think...
Shit. I look sick.
Use a vector. No, I get it legitimately does not. Oh, I would be up for say I guess I'm trying to I'm trying to
Use the assault rifle. So let me try that. Let me try that
That LMG. Let me see. It's actually good
PKM
Leap this
We see let me see we see real quick. Oh
Oh, that is horrendous horrendous feed by pod
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Freaking dudes!
Jesus Christ.
This should be used over every sniper in the entire world. Oh my god.
I'll be serious how much more does the headshot do 57 for the body
with the headshot that's that big of a difference that's over double that's
over double wait guys I'm not gonna lie to you this is cool and I might use it
but they're on a more common basis I'm not gonna be using that I'm either gonna
using I got a piece of bad shit I want to try this out though wait I
either want to use it I either want guys I use an M like like an assault rifle
with a ton of ADS speed improvements or I want to use an SMZ with a ton of
vertical recoil improvements fuck I have to piece shit I'm gonna do the intro
again
listen this is what you hear
listen, this is what you hear
listen, listen.
I'm out with your hands up.
X girl, give it to ya
I'm fucking great for you to get it on your own
and store the liver to you
not open up the door of a spreader
let the knife stop, pop pop, and stay in the still
Oh, God, fucking, oh God, too feminine.
Go hard, getting busy with it
but I got a lot of money to shake
and I make the motherfucker go Monday every day
please that's the only thing you can't do
came out to play, stay out my way
motherfucker
So we gonna roll
We let it pop
Don't let it go
We're gonna-
They don't give it to ya
They don't give it to ya
They don't give it to ya
We don't give it to ya
Alright, wait for me
Alright, wait for me
Wait for me
Wait for me
Wait for me
Wait for me
Wait for me
Wait for me
Alright, let me-
Okay, let me try the vector
Let me try the vector real quick
This is gonna decide what I'm gonna be working on the whole time
If it's the SMGs
Or if it's the assault rifles
At this time I'm gonna do a mix of ADS speed,
oh wait, look at this.
Modern ADS speed improvement, strong horizontal recoil reduction.
That was quite good for that.
Yeah, because vectors don't have vertical recoil, don't they?
Is that the whole point of vectors?
Wait.
But yeah!
Wait, that's the whole point of vectors.
Think.
Right?
Okay, okay, it's only horizontal we got deal with would do
I'll do a silencer just crazy
Let me do a little peepsie. Oh that snaps that snaps up that oh that snaps up that snaps up
I'm not even gonna touch guys. I'm not even touch my mouse guys. I'm not touching my mouse at all watch this
Are we dead serious I
Didn't even touch it. I didn't even touch it. I didn't pull down in the slightest. Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
to see this might be the move this might be the move right here guys hold up the
last thing I want to try is the f1 last thing I want to try the f1 that's the
last thing and then we'll try the servers again that might be the move that
might be the move boys that could be the move let me see how long it takes to pull
up oh horrendous horrendous horrendous we definitely need major improvements on
that major provence.
This one.
And then what was the good one again?
It was that one and then this one.
That's not too bad.
That's not great, but it's pretty good.
That's pretty good, right?
That's pretty snappy.
It's a little snappy.
I feel like if I was wanted, I can get up pretty quick.
I'm gonna do it without touching the mouse this time, let's see.
A little worse than the vector.
A little worse than the vector, guys.
Now they're trying to pull it down.
Alright, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the damage difference?
Oh
65 that doesn't seem high at all for a headshot
65 oh, what about bodies on 30? Okay? Okay, so head shot there's more than double. What about the vector? How much do it? Is that new?
You honestly guys I'm thinking the vector oh my god if this is even anywhere near that number
It's not even worth getting the m4. I'm having a lie to boys. I'm having a lie to you. I think I
Think it might be vector all the way
I see this one time it does more damage it does more damage than the M4 you
see that it the foul it does more damage it does more damage than the M4
and for as long a range oh that's true that's true that's true yeah wait what's
What's the damage fall off 31?
Uh, Javis, Javis run the numbers for me.
Jarvis run the numbers for me Jarvis run the numbers run the numbers
That guys we use the vector guys, I'm decided back there
Let me try the foul. Let me try the foul. Let me try the foul. That's the last one though. Let me just do a little beep. Let me just do a little beep.
You guys are the servers still down?
Yeah, I restarted my game. I restarted my game, got back on, and there's no servers up. Yeah. But you can get through at least a lot of the lobby.
Yeah
You guys how much health there's a person have
100 100 I mean 100 guys the foul at default with default ammo does 141 damage to the head
Yeah, but how much what does the helmet do the PKM does?
125 to the head oh it's a hundred and sixty five but maybe you're actually
right six well I'm shooting dummy targets in the hideout it's doing is
there any way to put armor on the dummy targets I don't think so yeah there's
little buttons in front of you oh yeah there we go yeah wait uh oh here we go
level four armor okay bow does yeah thirty seven to the head level three
84
As I'm telling you, Vector might be the move. It might be it. It might be what we're doing, boys.
The Vector is pretty nuts.
It might be bad on armored targets though. I'm gonna try it on armored targets real quick.
How are you putting the armor on them?
It's the switches on the counter. This is level 3 armor.
Oh wait never mind guys wait hold on me no vector might not be the move all vector might
not be the move that's not what you want me to do that's not what you are guys this is
another wait oh oh shit vector kind of sucks I kind of want to sell them geez this shit
seems insane
I
So Vector does 12 damage to the chest with level 4 armor the vector might have me get level 4 armor
Can you buy that? Yeah, you can't be I'm sorry now way later way later way
I mean, I don't think people are gonna be wearing a lot of level 4 armor to tell us because have you put level 3 on yeah
This game you are so slow slow slow
The AP does nothing. Wait, I might be wrong. Hold on.
Dude, I have level 3 armor on guys and with LMG by the way, if you just put your bullets on them for a half second.
Okay, that improves each damage by 3. 3 damage. Each bullet by 3 damage. 3 damage.
Hmm, is there a way to fire where Vector comes into play? I guess.
You'd never miss.
Okay, well a vector might be back in voice vector could be back in gentlemen vector could be back in this bad boy
It could be back it could be back
all right the vector might be back in it might be back in guys it might be back
I
Try I see Europe 100% looks like it's up guys
I see Europe like a hundred servers at a hundred out of a hundred wait. I'll be right there. Just take it
I just want to try what we're done. I
Don't see anything up for last you could try the M4 with level 4 armor
This is not a p.m. Oh, I just don't know
I don't know guys are you guys doing vector? Are you guys doing? Are you guys doing?
It's alright for you guys with assault rifles. You guys going as a G
I'm thinking back. I think it vector, but I'm not sure this server's like instantly loading vector vector
Yeah, I'll be able to win for the back. I've even been able to win for the back. Yeah. Yeah. What's your settings?
I mind's not revealing
You just got to go in region just like hit region and then hit refresh back that that's what you did back
That's what you did back to take that go back. You get the back. That's not is
firing range directly to the server. You might have to restart
I'm sorry to you
Hodge out I'll restart and then
Should be able to get back in oh no, you're good. I got it. I got it. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
Servers are literally being instant filled it looks like right now. So yeah, we need everyone to be stronger on the trigger ready
Yeah, yeah, we have ready to be figuring me or whatever the plan is
Everybody's got to figure me
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't move.
Knock twice and four entry.
I'll just remember.
Surprise.
Are we ready?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fudge, if you got me, what the fuck?
What are you guys doing, truly?
What the fuck?
My story, I'm working hard.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm working hard to beat you.
Yeah.
I'm in.
Join.
Join.
Join.
Join.
Join.
Join.
What team what team a best team what's your the best team you guys are here that means
But you better know what the best team is
I got mayor as well. Oh my god. Oh you guys. Let me try to do it. Well, then you guys turn on me. I don't have your
I'll draw it off you pay. I'm backing out. Yeah, you did you do it hot?
Hold on I'm not see
Oh singular if you have to only have one server selected only one reason. Oh god. Okay, one region
I have one reason like it
I think they're gonna choose again I
Should have left fucking tell me you get no way you got pranked again twice today for leaving
I
Also populate again, all right, I can get I can go another server you want me to another
Okay, ready three two one
Peanut is literally not able to be joined because yeah setting on
You join you join you join
joining a server oh boys we're gonna do it it's not letting me join you got
break so hard you got a break so I'll just leave the server it's safe out here
you you'll be able to get back in easy server no no just leave the server on
Just leave the server insane. You can come back in
I just got sent 10 more codes so lick my goods Wow
Oh my god, I'm in hell. Oh, I'm in hell
We're not joined anything
Prepare yourselves gentlemen, here comes Ted Cote for the game
I'm just getting a fail to connect
Fuckin' kill each other and eat each other alive forever. Eat each other alive, eat each other alive
Everyone's gonna get kicked anyway
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him
Eat each other alive
Yeah, they were fucked
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And I will good sir I will
Why did we say we explained code the chat they were on the screen?
They were on the screen. We got stevie wonder and associates in the chat right now typing x place point code
But they're literally on the screen
Are you a are you in another server hudge? No sir nothing's uh nothing's showing anymore
I would be yes if I was not
Ah hudge at least we need to suffer together now
Fuck you die fuck you die
I don't wanna die but I'm just gonna live for it
Die! I've got I've got I've got any toy car collection I'm learning to crochet
Those are my toy cars now fuck you. No, it's not no they're not
They're my name
They're mine
Scrooge though. It looks like we're screwed guys
I don't want to put this lightly, but I also don't want to exaggerate
We are
I'm joining I'm joining I'm joining but I it's not letting me join how did you
already make $50 dollars $50 dollars can you not get in oh my god I think it's
Wait, uh, Glenmark, leave the server and save!
Yeah, same Glenmark, you can leave the server right now!
I will take one for the team.
Leave the server and save, Glenmark.
I will.
Leave the server and save.
It's saved, you can hop right back in.
You can get right back in immediately.
Immediately.
Yeah, I do.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Am I?
I'll do it. I'll do it out of respect for my boys.
I'll fucking leave. I'll fucking leave. You think I want to do it?
What a guy. What a guy.
You actually want me to leave?
We are literally fucking you for no benefit to anyone if you leave.
No benefit to anyone.
I would like to see other people suffer while I suffer.
I know.
If you get it, I will I will leave this shit immediately if you start getting them on the gut
Okay you with love wait as I
I can't even get my services show up
My best rhyme at and I'm afraid to restart the game. Yeah
Can we lamb our guy well, he's a peering offline and even join him one reason only
You know why let's add each other so we get joined. There should be a friend. Go to be a friend gone. Yeah, things happen. It seems happen
I'm restarting the game sex
I bet landmarks castigals are so small to avoid
And I heard he kicks my real real intro
We did do that shit
We got that shit on go!
The Maduro thing?
Dude, I tweeted that out.
We got that shit on go!
We got that shit on go!
Yorick!
And Venezuelan honeys and the DMs like crazy.
They were in the same place.
They will kill you.
For like a two weeks.
It was crazy.
Me take some, Jack.
Let me take some.
I just want to make sure you know.
We do it again.
We might bring Maduro back just to do it again just this round this one
Round two round two a whole bit
Yeah, I'm in a server I I'm trying to do a long time boys. I just restarted right servers. I see servers. Let's see servers
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Oh, yeah, I'm adding
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. It's a restarting. I see your friend West
Watch I'm watching you. I'm ready to join you
Are we doing much? I do what I do what I do what I do. Oh, I'm trying to join a server right now
It's what I'll do it on you. I'll do it. It's still says failed to reach server right now
You know, let's go. Let's go like let's go to South America or something
Okay
Hey
Those guys don't even got internet the servers. We completely empty
He's finished villains out of air good yes, you thought that I was like to the right of us
Well, you all like on the map they put Hawaii see the ins of the bottom left it ain't at the bottom left
I always thought why he was right there at the bottom left. No, it's like halfway across the globe to our lap
The maps are confusing
I'm so sad
I'm so sad, I'm so sad boss. Did you join me?
No, I
Tried I'll try again. Is it you're getting the error. How much did you have me as a friend? Yeah
I see my code I didn't I did it now. You have to accept the friend bless. Oh
Yes, there has occurred on the back end
Are we friends?
reject
No
Let me see you my coach you can add me and then it's if you add each other with the codes maybe it'll work
No, no, no, we're good. No good. Yeah
I'm clicking on your name, I'm pressing join game and nothing happens sadly.
I'm trying to join the game right now, Leibniz.
Any moment now, boys, any moment, we'll be clashing with the greatest war dogs warriors
of all time.
Wow, is it gonna be exhilarating?
Woo!
I'm hyped up to think about it.
I'm getting hyped up to think about it.
It sounds amazing.
It sounds incredible.
I think the key should I say the key?
Then it won't turn into a key
It would about our sponge yeah
I I haven't seen this ever the entire time yeah, I have not seen this ever
I remember we could all play more together I remember we never mind no key no key
he's gone he has been resented yeah he has been resented he has been resented what do
What do you mean he's been resided?
I think it was just luck.
Who's luck?
I think you just...
Guys, I mean, would we actually need to restart a game actually?
I already did it, nothing happened.
Yeah, I already did as well, I showed servers but I couldn't join.
I think you just have to get in one as soon as the server like goes live.
Oh yeah, I'm just restarting my game, I'm gonna tell you what goes on.
What track are lacking? Okay?
Yeah, restart as well.
I'm going to try and draw it.
He would write down was right now.
I've got a good feeling about this.
Try boys.
I'm sure it's like a shit.
Thirty K.
Hold up.
I see servers.
What I drew a one with one person.
You know, please up here online.
I wish you guys get in first.
Oh, it did not work.
I'm stuck on the logging in part.
The roads have 24,000 profit.
And these guys call themselves streamers.
We should be ashamed.
See, my server only has 83 people, so I think they pop up and then they break and then people
can't join.
It should be a shame.
I can't even log into the game now to be ashamed of ourselves to be ashamed of us
you did this to all of us you did my friends behind through all of this like a like a loser
he should be ashamed of our shame peanut this is his fault hey do not did
I
Also just hit refresh on the server list and now all the servers are gone
That'll happen
Yeah, someone in my chat said the green team couldn't win so they brought down all the servers
Now the red team could win. That's why I saw people saying that this happens to other Nelson games a lot and
And
There's some people out there that do bad things to milsim games that they don't like
Yeah, it's all game
Yeah, but I think I give this genre
Specifically it's there. I mean that makes sense because some of these milsim guys do they are
Whoo whack jobs. Yeah, some of them get re you're talking about the guys in War Thunder that steal actual airplane
manuals and post them on the internet when it's like classified info we've got
we've got ourselves a tall mountain climb you got ourselves some serious
bad actors yep okay we will not lose face God gives his
silliest battles to his goofiest warriors he must we must proceed we must
not give up hope that's my time boss but it hurts it's hurt so bad boss I actually
think I know the matter to you I'm not even joking I think I see no matter I'm
going to get my food are you saying somebody to make the ultimate sacrifice
No, I actually think I know the matter.
I think I know how to get into a server.
I'm not even joking.
I think I genuinely do know how to get into a server.
I think I know the matter.
I think I know the matter.
Okay, okay.
There's something that worries me.
Food.
just this case I don't know the
perfect okay so place a food order first part of the meta once once this meta
works I will release this meta to everyone I will tell everyone the
meta but I believe I truly know the meta on how to get the servers I think I
just figured it out
I'll tell you, I've got the meta.
I've got the meta.
I want the sauce.
I'm going to the sauce.
I'm about to get into the server.
I'm not.
I know you guys have joking, but I see the guy in the sauce.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Did you actually get the sauce though?
I genuinely think I have the sauce.
I'm not even joking.
What kind of sauce?
I think I have the sauce.
I think I have the sauce.
I think I'm about to get in.
I think I actually have the sauce right now.
Honestly, I just realized that the sauce requires quite dubious maneuvering.
And if I tell everyone the dubious maneuvering, if I just fuck the whole game again.
Yeah, the sauce no longer is the sauce.
Yeah, the sauce actually would fuck up.
You put a key. It's like, remember the key?
The key. The key. The key.
The keys was no longer the key because he released the key.
Now the key is no longer the key.
But I might leave. I might leave. I don't even know if the sauce works yet. I'm currently doing the sauce
I'm currently doing the sauce as we speak
Yeah, hold on wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I just got another sauce. Hold on. I just got another sauce
What are you saying? Secondary sauce a secondary sauce a secondary sauce. Hold on. I have just received word of a secondary sauce
I see word of a highly volatile secondary sauce, highly volatile, highly volatile secondary
sauce.
Oh, oh.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a second, I might know the sauce, wait a second,
I swear I'm much more than I have sauce, but I swear that is possible. I do have the sauce
I'm currently testing the sauce right now. We're cooking up some vegan ass sauce
No, I'm not no vegan sauce. No vegan sauce right now. That's sure
It's like
Come on
No vegan sauce. No, I see I'm not even joking. I think I might have a sauce
Hold on I'm tired. I think I actually have a sauce
I'm working on it. I'm working on it
Hold on wait fake sauce do it's not big sauce. It's not big sauce. I think I actually the sauce
Holy shit. Hey, hold on
Let me cook let me cook it's it's not working per se
Okay.
Four twenty cents.
Mr. Nut, good day sir.
Love the stream, brother.
Thank you, Sam.
Thank you, Sam.
There is no sauce.
There is no sauce.
No, no, no.
The sauce actually looks like it might work.
The sauce looks like it actually might work.
I'm getting further than I usually do.
I'm getting further than I usually do.
I actually am.
What do you do if you're like me and you're stuck in the login screen?
I can't even see anything.
Well, you're good.
I mean I got you got food in your mouth right now. So you're dying immediately. Yeah
I'm hold on I got the sauce
This is really there's a steam update. There's a steam kind of thing. I'm getting word. Wait. I'm getting word. There's a steam kind update. Oh
Everybody's telling me this is not that everyone's tell me there's nothing
Yeah
What do you do the next guy? What do you mean?
Give it to the next guy. Everybody's here. Everybody's here. There's nothing every day. There's nothing
Bordock's where heads up. Please prepare to download a new steam client
Everyone currently in game will be logged out when booting back in to put in the server queue
We'll then let players back in the game and wait to ensure its stability
How long do that happens? I
Don't know I don't have that little sauce
if I hear the word sauce one more time I've got the signs I've got a shot got a nice
I swear to you, you have to believe that I got the sauce.
You did not have the sauce.
Guys, be right back.
Be right back.
Woo!
Woo!
Be right back.
Woo!
I got the sauce.
I got my sauce.
Sweet Honey Ranch.
Sweet Honey Barbecue!
Ba-ba!
I've got the sauce.
I've got the sauce.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait.
I'm prepared.
Okay.
Oh, okay. Wait, I'm prepared. Okay. They told us to prepare to download the new steam client. I am prepared
I've never been more prepared for anything in my entire life
This is gonna be the best day of my life better than my birth better than a wedding better than I think
Home was person behind the ditties
I said I said let's get this game
If you guys are probably back out and get ready for this because then they said that they're gonna do waves
And you're gonna get stuck in the queue again
Yeah, guys if you get that first wave
Then you'll be instantly and that's why you gotta do this quick as
Yeah, what's the fastest should we close steam?
That's what I've been doing is closing steam and reopening because that's how I get updates usually
Yeah, me as well. I
I
Don't know if there's a fast way to see people in I still see people in the game, which means they haven't been
I'm in game. I haven't been kicked out yet
Because I know we have streamer privileges and we're scumbags and pieces shit
But I honestly might not work for the wave thing. This is I'm guaranteed. They just did this on the fucking fly
So it actually might be imperative for us to do this quick
I'm back now
Are we exiting steam right now? Is that the-
I keep exiting steam and opening it back up, that's what I'm doing.
You're just spamming the shit out of it?
Yeah.
Well, I mean this with all due respect and love towards everyone.
I will not be leaving another server.
That's fine.
Because you won't be getting into another life.
If we get in, if we get in, and I encourage you, if you get into a server, don't fucking leave it.
I would leave.
No, you wouldn't. You fucking leave it for your guys.
I would leave it for your guys.
What?
All for one and one for all!
But you didn't!
You guys told me not to!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, I've been to the top left.
Where?
Leave that server.
Because how many check for stream updates
without closing the steam to reopening it?
I would have left it.
I'm just kidding, boss.
You know I wouldn't have done that for you.
What did they guys just say?
What did they guys just say?
I'm just angry, boss.
Top left steam.
Check for steam.
I was excited to play today, but I can't play it, boss.
Oh
Wait, would that be the steam client itself fucking game not the games I've been disappointed before
Those are great and all Jack my my steam friends list
is trying to fight the good fight.
Team Friends List Rogue reviewed this game, thumbs up.
Best game ever.
Oh, that's.
You know what?
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review.
I'm going to leave review right now.
How do I, hold on.
How do I do that?
You can check for Steam client updates in the top left.
We're not waiting for the Steam client update, we're waiting for a game update.
No, we're waiting for a client update.
You're waiting for an update to the Steam client?
That's what Wardog's saying.
What are we waiting for?
I think we're waiting for an update.
I think that might be, is that an update
to the overall Steam client?
Yes!
We're waiting for an update to the D.
I'm reviewing Wardogs.
I?
What the fuck are we waiting for?
Love.
What are you waiting?
Oh, I don't know.
How the lobby of Wardogs looks.
Yeah, look please prepare to download a new steam client thumbs up from war dogs thumbs up
They're up there. I'm not steam thumbs up
Blocking everybody out of steam
That'd be hilarious
There's no way there's 40 million people on scene fuck all of them
Okay, did I receive this product?
I
Is a checkbox check this one you see this part of me. I didn't remember I did or not
Just how peanut got sued technically yes, okay, okay, my guy just told me technically yes, okay. Thank you. Thank you
You only think you said
Try a loud comments
Why not, good idea.
I know, I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Peanut, peanut, you should leave your view and say,
absolutely loving the game.
Thanks for the streamer prize.
Oh, no.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
The amount of people who would downvote that would be.
No, no, no, no.
Peanut, just the watch, just the watch the paint.
Just the watch the paint.
And you raised me, man.
Thanks for getting me into the stream, peanut.
You have to.
And we might listen.
Peanut, you have the chance.
you have the opportunity to quite literally may have the most dislike post in steam history.
You must do it.
Should I do it?
Yes.
You have to do it.
Unlock the comments and be like, I'm having such a great time.
I don't want to put more stress on these devs.
Those guys, these guys are already like kind of getting beaten down.
So we, I've, you know what I mean?
That must, that must be a big move to the devs.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
I didn't think of it that way.
It would be hilarious.
It would be hilarious.
You know what? I might be going to leave one.
Yeah.
If they were having a better day
the entire game and
company wasn't being crushed under the weight of
a million fellas, I might do that.
Thank you for saying fellas and not hudges.
Thank you.
It's a yes.
It's a yes.
Fat ass.
Whoa.
Is fat but he doesn't have that fat aura you mean
When you think of courage you don't think fat but when you look at me wow was I wrong
Anymore P he left our fucking community man. Yeah, I did courage is actually skinny neck. Thank you
Wait, I'm gonna get a comment my channel gonna get a comment my chat. Why is courage even here?
I got my money. I got to explain that wish. I'm still around
He's made that one down. They go back before anybody, right? Good for them. You know
It's always good when courage is here because he gets the worst ones and I get to relax for the day
Usually that's my comment courage. Oh, you courage. Let me tell you something
There was a short that popped up in the day. Closey and peanut discuss why everyone hates courage
Comment was like his wife should leave him
I was like, oh my god.
That was me.
That was me on an ulti count.
I posted that.
I knew it had to be you.
I knew it had to be you.
That was me.
Oh, close use of the chat right now.
Courage, I will say to you, listen, all my friends,
I feel like you get a lot of hate for some reason.
What did you do?
What are you up to?
I once got called the Jimmy Fallon of gaming,
and you know what?
I'll take it, bro.
I'll take it.
Wait, who's number two, Pete?
It has to be me, right?
Um,
why don't we just call you fat?
No, I would say number two would be Nick Merckx.
Yeah, true. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, true.
Um, true.
Number three for some reason is.
I think you're tied with Coco.
Coco gets a lot of hate, too, for some reason.
Uh, you and Coco by time for number three.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Fuck yeah, I'll take three. I'll take three. I'll take three if I would you say it's the most loved not including officer cuz he immediately wins
Who's the most loved?
I would have to give that to folksy. I didn't see no. Oh, yeah, that's true. Did you
I'm telling you despite the close he does not get like any hate my chat
I'd say close you're ginger probably oh, I'll say this I'll say this I'll say this I'll say this
I will say this I will say this Genji gets the most love by far by far by far it's not even close
But if we're talking about who gets the least amount of hate comments
That would be good. That's a good. That would be close. That would be close. See that would be close. See it's a good gauge
That would be close. See
Mm-hmm. I appreciate I appreciate that. That's very good at
Monitoring his emotions. Oh, he's uh, we talk about this. Cook see is like a straight cat
Behind the 7-eleven, you know, you never know when he's gonna show up, but damn it
You get so fucking excited when you see it. You know, you'll go inside you get an extra thing of chips for him
Exactly, you know and you're
You take a bite out of it. You talk to him
Folksy is I still I'm still not seeing the word on job day. Are you guys getting it? No?
Did you tell me to leave my match? Oh, she do you want to join the discord?
We're the M fam I think you were the M fam
Do we want to move discord fee while we have time or enjoy mine join mine?
All right. Let's go join him. I'm right. Yeah, I think I'm a hand
I'm not go behind the Wendy's.
Whatever you do, do not go behind the wind.
Join the super waiting room.
I'll drag you in.
Yes, I see you guys.
I'm going right now.
Go right now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We drag it.
He says it would be a minute.
OK, just because you sit behind the Wendy's,
hundreds of bugulators destroyed by the way.
Oh, I know.
I baked them behind there.
now they're gonna fucking kill each other
I'm gonna go down there and see what they're saying
I'm gonna go down there and see what they're saying
there's literally hundreds of people in the behind the witties
I'm joining you
whoa whoa hey
who's around me right now
who's around me
everybody
fuck you brad
fuck you brad
and we're out of there and and we're out of there it was actually a hundred
I saw somebody beating off the entire time everyone else was yelling there was six guys fighting on the left and there was
There was a fire starting the rest of we had a molly job
Hey, hey, no slurs were slung though. No, sir. It's not a single slur was said the entire time
Let's get some W's of the tap in the bucket. There's not a single slur out of
500 Buggalins doing the discord not a single slur was said and they had a complete anonymity
They couldn't say it and they probably wouldn't have gotten it to them because how am I going to find who did it?
How am I going to find who did it?
You wouldn't have been able to
Even on the non-anonymity
On the monopia
No one said a slur
Where'd you guys see
Because they're saving it for Saturday
WarDog's Twitter
Said they're doing it in waves
Hmm. Wait, what did you say?
Oh yeah, that was 14 minutes ago.
I hadn't seen an update.
Well, I saw someone else is showing my chat.
It said a developer posted that the update hasn't
been pushed the scene yet, and they'll provide another update
when that happens.
What does that even mean?
An update for the update?
Is it update to get the update?
Yes.
We're in.
We're in.
There's a lot of this shit.
Wait, so I'd be starting the game then?
Are you good to go?
No, not yet.
No.
How do I know when the update is?
I think we'll know when the update is getting pushed,
You see the people on your friends who aren't in a game get kicked from their game personally
Why did I leave my game because you're a silly goofy
Goose welcome to my world. Yeah, I pulled a hutch
For sure. Welcome to my world. Yeah, why the fuck did I do that? I was it? I was good. I got a message for the devs
I got a message for the devs
Here we go. He says all right. We have a fix here's what's gonna happen. So be listened closely
Hopefully I'm supposed to be saying this on stream if I'm not
boopsie boopsies
And push boopsie boopsies. We all make mistakes
We need a battle. Biggest day of this guy's life, and he's got a fucking peanut saying boopsie boopsies
All make mistakes. It may heat up passion courage in the heat of
I will be reading this update. Here we are. We've got a fix. Here's what's going to happen is a list of three items
We are pushing a tiny game update
We are then launching you will be in queue momentarily
We will then let you in and join the servers
Then we'll be I feel like I could have just been said with the tiny update that yeah, that's how the fucking game
that will be good and 15 minutes will be up and 15 minutes will be up is what
he's basically saying
there's a guy fighting for his life in my chat yelling caps lock don't support
these devs repart. I just had him, Josh. I just had him as well.
I'm gonna do an unpaid little
announcer right now.
I love this game.
I love this game.
I love playing this game.
Woo.
There we go.
Now every effort John Cass has
made or will make has been
completely nullified.
That's been completely nullified.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
We can't believe you know about it.
That happened.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you, John Cash.
Fuck you, John Cash.
And that's not even, that's not even to support the game.
I'm just doing that to fuck you.
I fuck you, John Cash.
Fuck you.
Even if I hate this game, I still would have said the same thing.
Just to fuck you, John Cash.
Fuck you.
I hate you, John Cash.
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck you.
That's right.
Down with John Cash.
Down with John Cash.
Can I get a fuck John Cash in the chat?
Oh, John Cash!
Oh, John Cash!
Wait, John Cash is the legend, though.
No, no, no.
No, John Cash.
John Cash, John Cash.
Good, good.
OK, good.
John Cash.
I'm not to say, I'm not to say, whoa.
Very different people.
John Cash is, it's like, what you feel like is John Cash,
then you look in the mirror, John Cash.
John Cash, yeah.
John Cash, John Cash team.
John Cash.
Honestly, if you crash a helicopter,
Instead of saying that's my bad. You can just say oops. I pulled a John catch. Yeah. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and if you're just a fat bitch and you're stupid you can be like, I'm John cash in this bet
That's my way. Wait, wait, wait. Does that mean we should start the game back up and try to play?
I'm trying right now, bro. I'm trying. I can't get it in the servers
You got an update or no, I was away for a sec. No, we're just kind of sending it
I've been streaming for three and a half hours about 30 minutes a game
They have a 30 minutes
Five hours
I've been streaming for seven hours and they've seen more stuff for the fire rain. She did the game. Let's go, baby
Hey, the shirts are all here yeah, but you just can't join
They're able to connect in a reasonable amount of time.
What's a reasonable amount of time?
They're a reasonable amount of time in minor.
Completely different.
Really, Shroud's playing.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
Am I getting one guy again?
He's just in the.
Oh, Shroud's in.
Wait, is Shroud's name not Shroud anymore?
No, he changes it.
And he has Streamer mode on.
Oh, that asshole.
That asshole that hold on wait a second. Let me see if I can find him so you can join him
Let me see let me look for a name that looks fake
Peter
Peter I have a guy on here named Peter that be it fake guy
Peter's shroud
That's him I'm joining Peter. I'm joining Peter
Supposedly Summit opened the game, clicked on a server, and had no issues and just instantly
joined by the way.
What a piece of shit.
That's that streamer privilege.
That's that streamer privilege.
Go get him!
Get his ass boys, get his ass.
That's that streamer privilege.
Do we want to have Summit come and join in here?
I don't think he would want to be here.
Why not?
Why not?
We are all suffering.
We are all suffering.
Summit's my lover.
all suffering we're all suffering so if it's my lover I say we get him in here
yeah come on get him in here
I'm
it's in the main menus.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Not the windies.
He's coming!
I told him not to go on the windies,
but P,
You better you better have your eyes ready.
Do you mean come out of change men are you serious are you
Fucking summit in the sea of people
Join the windy summit don't go there. Oh, we've been the waiting room. Oh, they got they got okay
Wooo!
Welcome in, Summit! Welcome in!
Summit, are you having trouble playing?
We have a secret that lets you get into any server.
Holy shit, how much time do I have to pay for that?
NOOOOOO!
Stint your ass down and wait, motherfucker!
You stint your ass down and wait!
If it isn't the greatest helicopter team I've ever seen
Sir, if only they could make it better as if Symphony was here
Wait, what we're good. We're good on that. Well my food's here. So we go down
Symphony can't fly with a shit. I'm gonna play my intro get my food
It's what you hearin', listen, it's what you hearin', listen
It's what you hearin', listen
Come out with your hands up
X don't give it to ya
Why fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X don't deliver to ya
It's not not open up the door, it's real
With a nice thot pop hop, stay in the stand
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh god, I'm too feminine
It's all hard gettin' busy with it
Oh, I got a fucking shit
And I make a motherfucker one day if you dare, please
But the only thing you can't see
Is came out to play, stay out my way
Motherfuckin' gonna fuck
You'll be gonna fall, you'll be letting it pop Don't let it go, don't let it go
Ex... don't give it to you
Wait for me. Hold on, wait for me now. Hold on... I-
Hold on now. Wait for me guys. Wait for me now. Hold on now.
Hold on now. Wait for me h-
Hold on now.
Hold on now. Wait for me guys.
Wait for me now, guys.
Wait for me- Well hold on now.
Oh
Leaked dogs. Oh God. Oh, no. Now you know that I play war dogs now. You know that I play war dogs
Who was on my friends list? Oh?
See this in the updates
Service is still down
Crowds name in game is peed. Are you serious? Is it really just go there and pick one up?
Hey, that's probably just have to build it and send it to you
You know I mean and and they were like we ever like you can't pick up like you know the the display
He's like not out of my store. We went there and we asked ladies like we have the display one. She's like hell
Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay
So they just build another one
Yeah, fuck yeah, you get a little bit cheaper and it looked nice. Thank you. Dad was one of them fucking start grilling right away, dude
You know
He's not really happy like waiting for shit, you know, yeah, I hear you and you don't want to have to be
I get it
But I make sure he cleans the ever-living shit out of it
Anybody
I'll be that subway it was
Subway
Jersey Mike's well, it's all right. It's always it was just kind of the word. I use where it actually is just like
Oh, just like the word number one number. I'm eating the
The what is it called? It's got bacon on it. Oh, it's the club. It's a club.
Sanway the club supreme club supreme. Number nine. Yo, that's crazy. That's my guy.
That's my guy right there.
You're a fat bitch. But number nine. Oh, that's the one.
Everybody's going number nine babies. Everybody just memorize all the Jersey
He wakes up Jersey Max number nine, Mike's way with oil vinegar.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Oh, yeah.
I
Supreme sounds good
It's very good
What about the game
We've seen this nobody every scene is update. What are we updating? I don't know
Yeah, it's out.
It's out.
It's out.
It might be going to restart your scheme.
It might just prompt.
It might help it prompt if you didn't get it right away.
It just prompt for me.
It just popped up.
Okay.
I resetted my steam and mine popped up landmark.
I'm instantly pressing quiet.
Hit a quick voice.
Hit a quick voice.
Okay.
I got the up here.
Please baby.
Please baby.
I got the up here.
I got the up here.
No eels, no eels, I'm not going to get update, I'm not going to get update.
Close steam reopen it, close steam reopen it.
Force quit it, not like close steam, because it doesn't actually close as we force quit.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I usually go down to the bottom of the arrow, but I got the update, I'm open the game right now.
Access denied.
Why fuck Drake?
Because they're fucked.
Bitch, what?
All right, failed to authenticate, did you?
Yep.
Same here, failed to authenticate online services.
Failed to authenticate.
Failed to authenticate.
Somebody kill me.
Somebody kill me.
Failed to authenticate with online services.
I mean, keep it open, though, and just retry when people are saying it's working.
There's a real chance that these problems don't go away until everybody kind of gives
up.
Yeah.
Sadly, Bose.
Right now, there's hundreds of thousands of people doing the exact same thing, it is
all down with the update.
Hundreds of thousands.
Billions, if you may.
Oh man, I'm being worried that someone's in a guy that says in I
Beating one guy. I mean we got one guy. I think yes
I'm so sad
I just want to fly my helicopter.
Wait, wait, wait, guys, what if this is the waves they're talking about?
Oh, is she?
I'm getting a ton of guys saying that they're in.
What if this is the waves they're talking about, which is not in the first wave?
Oh, you got a ton of guys saying that they're in, huh?
Well, how do you confirm that?
Show your weakness.
You got like a code word form or what?
My bungalow is never a lie.
They always lie, Simon.
He'll listen to him.
They never lie.
They never lie.
They always lie to me.
They lie all the time.
I'm like their mama bird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm keeping their mouth.
Much of my guy friends are telling me they're in.
I'm just gonna keep it with me.
I say, eat my child.
Ugh!
Peanut.
You know it?
What you want on?
That was disgusting.
Bunch of guys are telling me they're in, and I trust them.
Yeah.
I trust you too.
Let's me try, and it didn't work.
Is that working?
Is that working for me?
Fuck yourself, courage.
I'll be choking the bacon.
I'm sad and depressed.
I'm not even supposed to be streaming right now.
This is really early for me.
So I'll see the way I think of it.
I'm just kind of chilling in my house.
You guys are watching me.
I was just driving home depot, just thinking like,
man, Hutch is probably in the helicopter right now.
It was stupid.
I mean, already our war dot's leveling up, you know?
But that's not true.
He wasn't doing that.
Dude I I have been loving flying and I have gone to the point now where I can
actually shoot people out of the helicopter. You saw me you fucking bitch!
I thought you were out of guys. No. I don't particularly see him die. What?
I'm getting rid of this another update.
I'm getting rid of this as a cue right now.
Who are you getting rid of?
My regulators.
Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay.
Oh my gosh, somehow I'm going to be last in this queue.
It was actually another update.
I'm going to be so sad.
I'm going to be...
Uh-oh.
I just heard another update or no.
I didn't see it.
I'm still getting the same problem.
Yeah, I just feel God that the gate with online services.
I'm not even in a queue.
This is that track.
This is that chat privilege that we keep talking about.
A streamer's always left in the dust.
Bramble edge.
The world.
A streamer's always left in the dust while the chat can just play the game.
Immediately.
Chat privilege.
You know what?
This is where I'm leaving a review.
Yeah.
You know what?
I will be reviewing this game.
I will say, wow, did you get special privileges to the chat?
While our streamers we were left out in the cold in the dark. We left out in the cold and the dark
Ridiculous sons of bitches ridiculous. He's sons of bitches
I keep getting people saying that that this specific last two hours when we haven't played the game has made them buy the game
I mean, I believe it. I can't. I can't do anything. What are you guys getting? I don't
know. How? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw Murphy said he got it. Let's say, huh? Fix
is live so maybe we have to restart again. I did that I literally I literally closed
Dean.
10.
Boredogs has tweeted launch hotfix is now live back end services are currently offline
and we begin again shortly.
So I don't think we're meant to be in the game currently.
I think right now, probably sitting on the retry screen is our best option.
What the fuck has Karma have a 94k profit right now?
He's in a game.
Yeah, some people have been the chosen ones today.
I don't see the who's he fighting against?
Vigin.
Leave the game live and stall.
Wait, guys, I'm really worried that you either is another empty.
Yeah, I've restarted steam.
I've done everything.
It's not popping up.
I'm telling you these chat guys and their privilege check your privilege buddy check
your privilege are you committing microaggressions against me pal you just
commit a microaggression against me ridiculous I'm telling you the chat and
their privileges ridiculous unbelievable unbelievable unbelievable unbelievable
makes me sick it makes me yeah it makes me horny and sick sick sick and back to
agreed agreed completely mm-hmm I was just sorry my steamer see there's an
update it seems that there is not enough day I have been one guy
I'm in I'm in I'm in oh you are wait actually no
I was gonna say not like an asshole but yeah that's
a piece of shit I've never done that I hope we don't know
anybody that's ever done that yeah because it's a challenge to do the same
Exactly. Well, it was fully developed. Exactly. Exactly.
Exactly. I'll try not to break this one.
Everybody's telling me that there's another update on top of the other update.
This reminds me of Sea of Thieves. I ever tell you the story of Sea of Thieves
when the game first came out, how everybody had all these conspiracy theories about the game
And they were just telling you flat out like thinking they were right maybe like summit
I'd be like on an enemy ship like killing the whole team thinking like how do I stop them for respawning?
They'd be like yo you have to ring the bell summit
Right thinking like that's a hundred percent now. That's not true then then people came up with yo if you ring the bell
It brings sharks that wasn't true. It's all sorts of stupid shit
People say it basically if being a beginning of games, so I'm trying to get out of here
Well, and that could be one of the things can be hate there's an update on an update update on an update
update on an update
Yeah, I'm gonna develop the sauce I'm gonna get in there boys
You everyone saying
I
Have a turn I have a turn that's every say it's working every say yeah, am I getting one guy because everyone say it's working
Yeah
I'm going to try something in there supposed to be getting kicked.
I'm going to try something.
I'm going to try something.
I just want to say that was a delicious meal and I want to thank each and every one of
you guys for joining me for dinner.
It was a lovely time and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
And you had a little too much wine to something.
You had a little too much wine, right?
Yeah.
I hate it.
Why you got naked halfway through dinner, but I will be I will be fucking you
So you owe me like at least 14 Bobcats for 14 Bobcats at minimum at minimum 40 Bobcats
You think next time you play of course of course of course of course of course
I guess this week I was looking at the twitch. I was looking at the twitch category for our creators recently
It's hard to find yeah, it was also
Also, yeah, that's pretty much it.
It was hard to find.
Much harder to find than it used to be.
We've been in the trenches over there.
Wait, what's hard to find?
October, though.
October?
The odd graders category on Twitch.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that.
Yeah, it's a little hard to find.
But I'm, I, I, I.
You're bringing it back.
You're bringing it back for the dead, though.
I'm bringing it back for the dead.
That's right.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
They've done anything like that.
Actually, I do have an update for the developer.
Not even joking.
He sent me a message.
I have an update.
He says, I hate my life, period.
That's the best.
So I imagine they just haven't changed
C4s or probably nothing.
Probably the blue weapons.
So that lap, that lap twice.
That lap.
Yeah, I was about to say,
like what has changed?
But it's promising news.
That's promising news.
That's promising news thing.
Hmm very promising very promising news guys
Well the last thing I heard with that was that like the cheaters could basically just turn the anti cheat off
Um guys, what have we really seen party it'd be down for a little quick machine party
What's that on you maps?
It's well, it's four players. So we'd have to choose the guy we hate the most
Is this game gonna cook still?
You guys go. I'll keep hitting the V-tribal.
Uh, we have to- I barely have any time at this point.
I have to hear an I'm-and type shit.
Hey, how long is this-
He's getting over there.
Oh, hey guys.
I meant to restart my steam and I restarted my discord.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I don't have to.
I'm gonna refund the game leave a bad review. What's the game is back? I'm gonna rebuy and leave a positive view
Even though they guys fighting for you. You know what that's
You you just want to fight you. He's what's a fight you get out there boss
You get out there you give him hell you give him a hell boss. I don't know who he's fighting
It sounds like he might be fighting himself
It's gonna be a hard battle the way but you get out there and you give it your all bonds you give everything you got
I am still getting failed to authenticate online services
It's what if we like go around the room and maybe like say like a fun fact about ourselves
I'll go first fun fact. I hate hot go ahead and submit you're the next one
interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting
interesting courage you go down what's a fun fact about you guys I have
completely flat feet I have no arch at all my feet
my feet look like Hebrew paddles and well you well I get out okay get out I'm
I'm not playing with the Beaver Paddle bitch.
Okay, you've never seen my feet.
I'm not playing with the Beaver Paddle bitch pussy.
Yes, I'm not playing.
Are you here this guy?
Fun fact, I'm a little scared of courage to steal one.
Fun fact, I'm a little attracted.
It's not your turn, Pete, I've got the fuck up, Tony.
All right, all right, go ahead.
Landmark.
What, what, fun fact?
Fun fact about yourself, go ahead.
I am the owner and proprietor
the world famous Tony's Pizzeria and Meatball Emporium, LLC Incorporated.
Hmm, interesting.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Some would say we cook up the sauce.
Hmm.
Good.
Hmm.
Much like.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Fun fact, I'm actually incredibly skinny, I have a full head of hair, and very large
I can go again now if needed.
Okay, go ahead.
Let's just keep going around.
Okay, I cook meth in my garage
and I go up to homeless people,
hand them a beer and a little gram of meth
and tell them to have a great time.
Seven, go ahead.
W.
Well, fun fact about me.
Well, fun fact about me.
What, who let?
Your turn.
Go ahead.
Oh, fun fact about me.
You picked out.
Here we go.
I'm talking to chat right now, and I didn't hear anything you guys said for the last like two minutes
We're going around doing fun facts myself. That's a fun fact. Oh, all right. Okay. All right
My fun fact is I think I've started to have a receding hairline
Okay, that's not that one of a fact. That's a
Dracol sad fact
I never found the baddies
Where baddies at?
Fun fact actually whenever I was offline in peanut server for the rest
I was one of the people who were duct taping that audio tape to all the walls everywhere that I could
And I never told anyone until this moment
fun fact, Hatch is not invited to my next rush server event, there's a little fun fact
for you, there's a little fun fact for you, guys I can't get into the game, I'm dying
inside man, I'm dying inside, do we just do a quick machine party, is it quickie?
no, okay, alright, if you say so boss, no, we must sit here, we must sit here, we must
sit here and be in pain with our brothers and sisters who are all that's that's true
that's what let's be in pain leave them wait hold on wait wait wait wait can I
pitch one more thing die no no we do a six player Katon in the discord discord
has Katon the game in the discord we do it right now I hear the disco it is
you're gonna play Katon all tabs on accident and leak some dm that they
probably shouldn't that's true that's true or at the end is Santa and it shows on the screen that's true
that's true you're welcome that's true that's true that's true okay what if we play Katon on like a
website wait wait wait just just steam app Katon is there a Katon game on steam
uh yeah how you spell Katon
Oh
Colonist really ATAN
Really colonist I owe is a is a cotton game. We can play while waiting
They were making time
No, oh look at the time man
literally would rather eat
Okay, what's a game you guys do just a quick one nothing major that we can have more dogs over like a car game like uno
You know, it's a virtual uno
Little bit of uno. I don't know reverse. Oh this conversation
All right
Think you funny, don't you think you're a little funny guy a little funny man you are. Oh, okay. No, no, let's okay. What okay? What about?
What about
Scribble scrabble
Huh, I was out for that. Have a scrabble this scribble or something scrabble is not really a six-person game
I don't think brother
the one where someone draws the picture. Yeah, that's
a picture. No, no, no, no. Or is there a charades? No, no,
there's one where there's a prompt and you have to draw a
picture and then each time there's less time. What is that
one called? What was that called? What's that called? It's
scribble. Gribble. Gribble. How do you how do you play that?
How do you play that? So I've been saying scribble.io is where
it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I have it open. Okay. I've
get it open. Just host. All
righty. Creating. Max players.
How many of us are there? Six.
Six. Draw time. 83 rounds.
Normal. Whatever. Don't fucking care.
Invite. Invite me. Invite me.
How do you invite me?
I'm putting it in stream waiting room chat.
Okay. Waiting room chat.
I. There you go. Thank you.
buys. Okay, I don't know where there is a scribble.io. Well, you want to put that link
and you want to put that link in.
I download an extension. I don't download anything.
My in. Oh, I'm in. I'm in.
There's so many ads on this website.
We should just get a leak.
Probably well.
Oh, I think so.
I
Okay, I'm okay. I'm not in my screen. I swear to God this tells me my son's good
I'm gonna be pissed if this thing says my son's good. He never okay
I'm it. Are you almost in I'm type way scribble that IO. No, you don't need to go. Anyway, grab the legs
We have a leg the stream waiting room. Just click that way
Barney I did see that earlier when he was walking through the studio. I did watch that. I'm sorry
Okay.
How do we play? How do we play?
I'm currently waiting on Summit and Landmark.
Shmurgus asked me,
Peanut, please, Rhonda is completely out of hand.
She's spinning again at the bar and getting naked.
Rhonda needs a hard time out.
Bar's not a new dude.
I think he actually clicked on stream waiting for her.
Can we move him back into the channel?
Yeah, I got you.
There you go.
Welcome back in Landmark. Welcome back in.
Okay, so that are you playing?
There's a one of my plan click on the link
Landmark did it again, and he is back in the waiting room
Landmark and you fucking leave a shop over dust are sorry. It was all my I can't I could
Picture we draw a picture and everyone has to guess what the picture is if you guess you get points
I'm tired. I'm gonna open up. I'm gonna open up. We're not over time. He was big
I'm gonna I'm chill for now you guys have fun. He's sure a lot or something. Maybe I'll join
You laugh too much
That was okay. That was pretty funny, but not too funny
That was that was comedic, but not incredibly funny
Is that you who's clover oh shit, it's already good. Oh
Dude, how is it even possible? Oh, I might have gone to game screen and the link was still up at the top of the screen like in
The and I didn't realize it was in the join join something. I'll kick them. I can kick I can kick join it
I didn't I didn't know it showed the link in the top. That's on me. That's on me. So are you joining?
I said no now, you know, I'm gonna catch on the next one there. I start the game starting here. We go round
We go fucking hold the water. Oh landmark is choosing what? Oh
Very nice
Kick em
I'm leaking am I leaking something? No, no, it was
Leakin the URL
Yeah, the type in the chat as landmark is drawing his work. I have to draw it. I have to draw it all this
How do you see it in
I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it.
Come on. You gotta be like this. We gotta wait.
It's sped. It's sped.
How do you put spatula?
How do you put spatula?
There's no way to spell spatula.
S-B-A-E-C-A-N-G-U-L-A.
Are you dead serious?
How are we dead serious?
That was no shot. There's no shot.
Who's Peanut's boss now?
Oh guys guys guys give that give it to the guy give it to the guy. Oh, no. What is this now? Oh, you're that guy? Oh, oh my god
It's because of you guys guys actually kind of seems like there's a maximum six people maybe we just let one join and let him play
Shit
Definitely
Um
Oh, she draw
Oh oh oh
Wait, what's the top one?
Oh, it's the top one
What?
What?
He's stream sniping
Um, uh, how do I oh wait wait wait wait?
How else do I do this?
I cheated
Oh my god, what are these words it cannot be this on it is on my office for a Berlin wall and bedtime
time. Wait, I think. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here.
Here. I'm spinning logging in wheel right now. This is the longest I've had.
What? I can't ever people send a queue. They're sending a queue.
Just saying logging in right now. I'm not seeing anything.
No. No. You've gotta be trapped in jack up.
I know that is I know that is this a tampons got
You know a beat that's all the first gas correct, right, but it's a first gas here. That's a first gas
Logging
Guys, I think
I
Know that I was first place in points
I'm in queue you got the front
No, I'm waiting the queues like everybody else
I didn't have to sit in queue
No, I waited in the queue dude
I just comes around shows up big dog. All of a sudden we just forget about everyone else
I mentioned I've been sitting here for three hours while a bunch of guys were playing the game
I saw those I saw those server lids hundred out of a hundred. So what about that privilege?
What about that? I waited my time! I waited my time!
Above peanut privilege, you know what I'm saying? The beta privilege, you know what I'm saying?
He's got Stone Mountain 64 right in front of him. What the hell?
He's in the streamer only lobby, literally.
The Stone Mountain is right here?
Three people that are in that lobby is peanut, touch, and Stone Mountain because they all have privileges.
That's indeed!
Stone Mountain, you know, OG, you know what I'm saying? He's a battlefield guy, you know what I mean?
I mean, you know he deserves a little bit. Yeah, of course. I know but I'm saying that's crazy. It's a privilege only
How do you say it's going down as like skip the line pass guys? What the hell? Let's get up. Yeah
What an asshole, right?
Skip the line you fuck
What the hell? I waited my time this guy just skip the line. Are we serious?
That's it. I'm fucking him
Wait landmark. Oh, yeah, you like that. You like that. You stay out there. That's you do that
You talk it to you talk it to get that ass back here. It's your ass. Wait, my hello
Hello, get your ass back. You're still a man. I bet he doesn't even know I'm doing this
one. He doesn't turn around for some reason like five minutes.
Hello, can you hear me? I can hear you, bud. Wonderful. It's working now.
You're the only one to the game hmm. Oh my god
There's 600,000 people in the queue 600,000
That's what they're saying
Yeah, well we bought the fast-mass what could you say?
20 million people in the field 22 I'm at 22,000 but there hasn't moved once
Yeah, I only anyone's let in yet except for the whitelist you guys
What do you mean we baited
Okay, I need to dig his empty
I
Need the jiggers up guys
We got caught I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here
Now now you people caught you. Oh, okay only four people in the fucking server
Wait, wait, hold on. What is what?
I'm watching another stream right now trying to see if they get in your guys game
It was only one server up do all these other reason I actually did hmm. Oh shrouds got stream remote only on
We go back to playing
scribble
I did too. I did too. No, it's right here. It's right here. We get we waited two hours.
We go wait 10 minutes. I have to leave in 30 minutes. I'm going to bash my end to a wall.
You're not going to get the play. I'm going to get in unlock the large hammer and that
to leave after spending two hours this morning. Try to get it. That's so brutal. Oh, man.
I had a stone. A stone mountain. Yes. What is this ridiculous streamer privilege you
have, buddy? Streamer privilege. Yeah, you know, you're too good to wait in the line
something you scumbag can't wait to lie can you scumbag and
listen I didn't even get in on the alpha man this is this is news to me that I'm
gonna go I'm telling all my bungalows right now that you got this streamer
privilege buddy think you're better than everybody
oh ridiculous and we heard you I heard you when you spawned in what what you
you said and then I think you also said as well that's right that's right now
you're caught buddy you know you're punished
Fuck them guys
You bring me that butthole buddy
I've been putting on a couple pounds and have a little bit of McDonald's
Crap you are stupid privilege pieces shit. Oh
Look at you. I'm gonna jerk you out to you. Let's and I'm gonna take you up to you. Let's and
Are you that one now I see why you guys have so many people watching you and super the sex and everybody wants to have sex with us
Yeah, that's I didn't I never knew all this. I never knew all this news to me right now
This is here for my body not for my mind and sometimes it makes me feel bad, but you know, that's okay my cue number change
Nobody's not in the game yet
How do I do the point thing though? I can't I can't do anything
My go grab another silly juice
I
Know a streamer purple lag is not acceptable
I understand all the launches used for this intentional one is not acceptable
The batter views are right Q is number me and they are in the game
After joining the queue later as me unacceptable. Oh, yeah, we're having a blast. Oh, yeah
We're having a blast
We're going crazy. Oh, you're missing out you are missing out big man
That was a really compelling speech
You miss that oh dude
This is a blast this is a blast right now dude. Are you where you went?
I'd love to play some Simon says oh shit. Oh, I just got a big dog
Oh
Wait, oh no, you gotta take me to the big dog. I
Got a big dog
Already know
Another another comeback streamer
Wait, do you get your best past lightning bass? Of course, yeah, of course
You walk by everyone on the line and they give me 30 looks
Look at this motherfucker. Look at this guy. He has the fast pass. You kidding me guys
You know what? I used to watch you and I would laugh and I really respected you
But honestly this right now has really changed my outlook on you, and I thought you were better
You know I'm talking about change my outlook on you peanut watch
You know I dealt with a lot of you steal a loot and our creators which it makes sense right because it's like never happened
There's a lot of loot all the time actually people talk about like son having to like kind of gain loot to play
It made more sense, but you know what did it make sense?
We're playing
Project motherfucking
Zomboid and this dude is filling his car with so many guns. He can't possibly use anyways
So greedy like we all die
Yeah, that'll happen, I mean you don't hear something even worse of it when we would play
Why is he dying on me?
The night rain!
The night rain!
For what?
About to fight the final boss
and I would need a better weapon
but P-dut would keep a weapon
that wasn't even made for his character
for the buffs
and I would have a f***ing spatula
So I would do no damage
Why would you even use the f***ing weapon?
Dad
I do not recall that happening though
I do not know what gaming chair do you have them fat like hutch and I keep breaking my secret lab Jim
But obviously I don't really recommend it
if you were ever playing like
If you ever play in like World of Warcraft like he would take two ash condis before he would do
I play World of Warcraft and let me tell you a lot of guys got upset with me
But the team leaders said run and I was out of mana so I got out of there
And with a team leader says Ron you run that's what you do with a team leader says I was out of mana anyway
I was completely out of mana
Ridiculous ridiculous also listen, but you know what dude, you know what?
You gotta remember he can't die. You know, he's the fucking he's the gilda
What's it called?
What do you call it?
He's the Enchanter, dude.
Yeah, dude, he's the Enchanter.
The Enchanter.
He died, you know.
No one could enchant.
Wait, the guy who
didn't die wasn't Enchanter?
Well, that guy's not as important.
Yeah, he's not the Enchanter.
He is not.
Guys, I don't care
if 250 hours of each of my friends
Friends were deleted because I ran the team leader said to run and I'm the enchanter
I am the
Enchanter
That is true, Pina did raise you off-stream
On Rust?
Oh shit
Wait, to be fair, I didn't know it was his birthday
On your birthday, you said Justice for Summit?
Oh, sorry about that, what do you mean?
When you're on a date, I was confused for a second, what do you mean?
You mean in Rust?
I know it was his birthday
I did not know it was his birthday. Wait, we just got another guy who's in wait someone else is joined
Rowan. Oh another streamer privilege another streamer privilege. Oh, who is that? I don't know
You like a dev dev privilege dev
These guys are thinking just join the game and skip the line. What the hell are you seeing this?
You see this the game you're allowed to play before now these devs a little just skip the line where everyone else waits
This is ridiculous dev privilege dev privilege
Ridiculous ridiculous. Oh my goodness
Ridiculous ridiculous
Look his ass vigorously when he's on the team
He said whoop whoop in the chat.
We barely had stone mountains, Fred.
Why is he under the team?
Well, I guess he could joke because we have four guys in this team.
Hmm.
Honestly, he kind of got a poop.
You'd like to take poop breaks?
Is that my contract?
Is my pizza you'll approve for a poop break?
You guys-
Got it.
Am I allowed to poop?
Am I allowed to poop?
Give him a bidet?
No, I don't have a bidet.
I would have always wanted a bidet.
Oh, dude, the jerk sessions would go insane.
I've always wanted to be there how would that you know what never mind
yeah Jesus but isn't the butthole summit the Jesus but is in the butthole
mmm mmm just smack it it all that fire hoses and right in your ass wow I mean
just think about I don't think the wall hmm because I had to poop so bad always
People are joining us, people are actually getting in, people are actually getting in, look at the numbers.
I'm gonna get the move.
Well, well, I'm just gonna be able to play the game.
My cue is moving, my cue is moving.
Uuuh, dry!
Hey!
Hey!
Dale, uh, Dale, Dale, uh,
You can hear what you hearin', listen.
You can hear what you hearin', listen.
You can hear what you hearin', listen.
Come out with your hands up.
X, go, give it to ya.
Fuck, wait for you to get it on your own.
X, go, deliver to ya.
Knock, knock, open up the door to spread
The non-stop pop-up will stay in the stand
Oh god, I'm fucking, oh god, I'm too famished
No hard getting busy with it
You put up my question
I make your motherfuckin' Monday as you get it
Please
But the only thing you can't shit
Came out to play
Stay out my way
Motherfuckin' gonna
Rock
Do we gonna fall
Do we let it pop
No, let it go
Fuck
He's gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
He's gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
I haven't done, I haven't done, I was taking, just to, just, wait, let's go, the devs put
influences in a Q-Job behind dickheads and the steamers didn't ask for the devs' dickheads.
I'm sorry.
No, where the dickheads, can you remember?
Wait.
Wait a second.
Resurrect me while we have all- we have put all the employees at the end of the queue.
Bram!
I'm so-
What?!
What?!
No!
No!
I need my Steven Priblitz!
I need my Steven Priblitz!
I need my Steven Priblitz!
GO! GO! GO!
He's gonna put us in the back of the queue tomorrow!
Oh god, oh no, oh god. Oh god. Oh god
Damn kill
You just do with the damage in our game I did bro
They're gonna put us in the back of the queue tomorrow.
I'd like to put some more courage.
Oh, God.
You'll be receiving a stern steam review from me, buddy.
You'll be receiving a stern steam review from me.
Okay?
A very stern view.
Very stern steam review from me.
Very stern.
I will not hold back.
And I will not hold back in the slightest.
God it feels good to be up in the air gentlemen. It feels so good
I'll pick you guys up
It's all good, I just got me. Thanks so much. I have to leave in 20 minutes
We live mark. Are we are we have the only a hundred who's leaving the group? Oh, it's me. I'm walking the group one second
Get in boys!
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Alright, wheels out boys, wheels out!
Here we go.
Time to play the game! Time to play the game!
Let's do this shit!
Sir, your sweet crap, please don't...
Don't hang around, everybody, please, please, please, please, please!
I have returned, I have returned!
Oh my God.
Be careful when we drop it, Mike.
We're going right to the hog zone, but we'll put you on the backside of it, okay?
Jump, jump, jump.
Oh my God, are we off?
Fall.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock.
Jesus Christ.
I
Was this what did I miss an announcement?
We're playing we're playing machine-aid Mike. No, no, I'm with you with you in the lobby, but
Yeah, they said that all the super's gonna be put the back of Q tomorrow
Laughing
AHHHHHHHHH!
That'll happen!
Oh my, the short bus to the servers tomorrow?
That'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh my, my band in the middle?
I got you, Bastard.
I got you.
GOOOOOOOD!
Like that
Don't wrench the south of the hills boys
Hello
go go go
and it's gone and it's gone holy god i've followed every shot that i heard until my dad
every time i look i see i see your shot no one's there i hear another shot no one's there
we must make more money buddy we must make times and times are funny
mini dollars mini dollars 35k ha ha 35k is a very respectful number very respectful number
it's a high-price up you still i must oh everybody's in
it's just muted they're back they're back
I
Discard broken hello, you hear me
Yes, I hear you. Oh, oh, I just you live my game. Fantastic. It's good. We got much
I'm not in that game. What do you mean out again? I was able to connect and I have to leave anyway
So I'm just playing one by myself. Oh, hey, I'm gonna go celebrate the stupid marriage of my stupid friends that I love in
Oh my god
Yeah, we'll be here doing real stuff on a free
You know do you want to get married renewal celebrates
Not that that is about
Well, goodbye, friends.
Have a good one, Mr. Great.
Wheeljump, boss! Wheeljump!
Oh, he's starting to kill.
Why did we say restart? It's working. I know it's working. I'm in the gas.
Oh, you said Sniper?
What do you think I have some kind of fucking stoker?
Are you serious?
Ridiculous. Ridiculous, even suggest that.
$6,000.
Hey, what do you say?
That's good. That's good. That's good.
I was trying to figure out how to do that.
He said research in Q and my Q went down $6,000.
Oh my god, it went down 8,000 people now.
I didn't tell anyone. I was reading a chat.
Well, they listen to that.
Did 8,000 new fuckers just restart the game?
I was reading a chat that wasn't me saying it!
It fucking worked.
Peanut is screwing over the bungalow letters.
You heard it here first?
I was just reading a chat of someone that said that.
I didn't say to do it.
What's up, BF stream?
Hello?
I'm not watching stream because I can't focus on something
that I want to split.
I can't eat that
Oh gimmicks, yeah
Welcome in Mr. gimmick. Oh
Hi, you perfect timing you got to skip three hours of us. Don't play
No, we've been streaming for two hours
I was going in
Yeah, listen
you know we're stuck in queue it's not like a text you can send out or anything
it's there you don't want to be part of the fast pass because the the gebs just
said anyone of the fast pass today gets moved to the back of the queue tomorrow
Is it actually was everything working for you guys, I think she's working for now. Yeah, I think we're fine
Mr. Hunter Mr. Hunter
Get it boys get up what this touch what?
would want to be that guy right now
besides, besides, besides, where's the bag guys at?
uh, they're across the street. Are you sure? Cause that's, that's our guy.
Oh no, they're, they're, they're, they're up in these trees.
They're in the, in the trees!
I'm, I'm right behind you, besides, I'm right behind you guys!
Are you sure? He's in the way! Let's go, let's go! Side by, let's go!
I've heard the queue may or may not be over 800,000 at the moment.
Ah, no fucking way this guy's gonna pull 800k.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I have not confirmed that when somebody said that.
What the fuck?
I'm in.
Oh, we're getting saved for the right!
Shoot someone out, shoot someone out!
I'm going up the left side of the hill.
We should talk a little bit more.
We got right here.
We should take this church.
We gotta get in there.
Yeah, it's moving uphill.
It's moving uphill.
I think I think that church
Not job
Little bit of packing little bit back
You do build a farm here then that's what they're making a door
A clue?
Someone drop it in! Someone drop it in!
I'm pretty certain... Okay, that guy is...
That guy is deceased.
That guy is deceased.
Oof.
RIP. RIP.
God bless us. God bless us. God bless us all.
Mishads! Mishads! How do we get in, bud?
We can jump! We can jump!
Right here! Right here! Right here! Right here!
I don't like that! You son of a bitch!
Oh, give me that hammer! Give me that hammer, buddy! Give me that hammer!
There's Bobby's eyes!
Down, down, down!
One of the doors, well be careful!
Bobby's head, Bobby's head!
Reds, reds, reds!
Here's one, here's one, here's one!
Here's one!
Get up, here's one, get up!
Get up, here's one!
I think Bobby's gonna take care of ya!
Get up, here's one, get up, here's one!
I
Would take of this father take this father's father's arms
Hold the doors boys. Hold the doors. You got a cab to this page. I understand package me with boys. I'm out of commission for a second
hold that door, hold that door
I'm gonna go half the fob
yeah, someone needs to hack it right now
half the fob, half the...
there you go, there you go, hold that button
a little bitty healing
a little bitty healing
my friend is in your server
uh...
huh, we're fucking along
well, tough, well, fuck
fuck you, Brad
I'll let you to the green team
You keep talking about all going on guard. Oh, yeah, will you be back up?
Discuss me dirty red
You discuss me dirty slimy red all the heathens that come here absolutely. I'm on a bunch
I'm on a bus
We hold this church till the end of time
People pushing for the east
I'm with you
Holy shit.
He's touched, he's touched, he's touched.
Yes, yes, he's touched me, I'm going to the circle.
Okay, we go to the circle.
If anyone takes this church.
Before we go, I have a hammer.
I can build some stuff.
I can build some stuff.
I'm going to double, I'm going to double door.
I'm going to put more doors.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll go towards the circle.
You keep doing it.
You, you build.
Move your fucking doors.
Tell me.
What do we got?
I made a great mistake.
I'm alive.
I'm going to double up on the doors.
I
Will show some
He'll show some
They're pushing the church, be careful.
I'm double above the doors right now, so they can't go through.
Oh, they're pushing, they're pushing for the north, for the north!
Oh, they're coming in, guys.
They're not a stair.
Oh, fuck.
The north, the north!
Heard.
All doors are doubled up, all doors are doubled up.
I'm going there.
I'm killing all kinds of red out here.
This is the bluers here now.
What are those guys doing here?
And old man Jenkins has been down his double barrel and shot my cock out.
Oh no, I'm coming.
And laughing.
And laughing.
And laughing.
God, be careful out there.
God, be careful out there.
Thank you boys. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you boys.
We have literally like 20 dead guys on us. 20 dead beings all around us.
I'm coming.
Be careful of the doors and double doors. Be careful.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Oh they're in there. Oh my god.
We're gonna close the doors. What are we doing? Nobody close the door?
What?
You revived me, and I got that close at the door?
Hunch, Hunch, you had to close the doors, they're inside the church.
Yeah, I heard, I think they caught it already.
No, they don't have any edges, you just gotta close the doors.
Oh, they just, oh.
They're not our doors anymore.
You got her! You got her!
I'm sorry boss, I had to always have found many more bugs.
I know what to do, I know what to do.
I'm bringing out the helicopter.
I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going to grab a hammer.
Wait till I get there with the heli, okay?
Wait till I get there.
I'm going to grab another hammer, and I'm going to surround the fobs.
They can capture it.
Respond.
To the church, to the church!
Get ready boys.
We're taking back the church.
To the church, to the church boys!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is Archie flying?
No, this is Archie's helicopter.
I'm flying an attack helicopter
Search all you have to do is clear that out capture the fire back and then I'm gonna build a door around the farm
So they can capture to get you out got it. I'm gonna start giving them hell over there
What are you looking at soldier
What are you looking at?
Forward soldier
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later.
Hello?
Hey yo beer, I want you to get back off and get me in the church.
All right, I don't need help with my Microsoft computer right now, but we should focus on the church.
No, no, no, no, we're your computer, I'll touch down on the church.
Let's get that church boys! Let's ride!
Let's get all those fucking kids in the church.
I'm on my way P. I just dropped in. I just dropped in and a team of five with me two five
Yep, I'll start clearing out the church
I'm at the farm, I'm at the farm, I can catch her right now.
They're coming out, they're coming out.
I'm working, I'll have an aim on that door here in a moment.
I got one.
I'm gonna need him.
I'm catching the bomb.
I'm catching the bomb.
I don't have an angle no more on it.
Be careful.
I got another one.
I got another one.
I'm ready to low enable.
I'm gonna pack some bags.
I'm helping all I can.
One's in the middle of the road.
He goes to the doors, yeah, I hear you
What's I need help?
I'm looking I'm going to the kitchen
Don't the guy outside is pushing you
That guy up inside the church coming coming through that side door
Another one side door
I
Can't capture the fog. She's doing guard me. I'm talking
You're doing great buddy anybody comes up to the side door. I'm hacking it. I'm hacking it. I can't see it too much
I
What am I
I'm looking pain
Need reinforcements bad boys we need for we I just want down to watch the store a lot of captured. I think he made a ruck in my capture
fuck you fuck you die
I'm keeping them outside
there's a time loose inside there's a time
I'm gonna go for another hack
wait let me get an angle first
I'm going to get an angle
back you go back you go back
3%
you got reinforcements
I'm having a water door now
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys
I'm at 30%, I'm at 30%, I'm at 30%
Hold the line! Hold the line!
30%, 30%
35%, 80%
Hold a little longer, hold the line
I'm at 30%
It's okay, we got 7 bullets left
No! I was at 95%
They got me!
I can't believe they didn't figure out how they could be that way for like a hour ago.
That would have saved a lot of lives for that team.
We were so close to you.
Do you have a resuscitancy on you?
I've got a resuscitancy on me.
Do you have it?
Do you have it?
I've got a resuscitancy on me.
I've got a resuscitancy on me.
Watch out.
They can shoot you.
There's a church witness.
We give up.
Oh, we got air.
We got fire.
Oh, we got air. We got firetrups in that. We're gonna get shot.
I don't think those are ours.
No, no, it's us. It's us. I'm on your body. I'm on your body. I'm on your body.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
Get my resuscitussi!
Grab my, oh, go, firmly grasp my resuscitussi!
Wait, I think I might have used the arid hydra earlier. I see.
No, no, no, no, I got it. I got it. I got it.
We got it.
Breathe the stress! Breathe out! Breathe out!
I'm back! I'm back!
I need you to watch out for those windows.
I'll go for another capture.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, look, I'm going for a capture.
I'm going for a capture. Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Okay.
The doors, you can do the doors.
Yeah, they can go through the windows too, I think.
No, we're not taking the fob! Everything's right out of here!
No one's taking the fob! Everything's fine! Everything's fine!
Don't listen to that guy, that guy's crazy!
He's got a pet sock collection, a sock puppet collection in his room.
He's got like 50 sock puppets. He's off the deep end, he's fucking nuts.
Don't believe him, everything's fine out of here. No one's taking the fob!
Flntergteea
What the fuck is this to you?
What the fuck is this to you?
What what what?
what the fucking thick
what?
I said that
what the fucking thick
what the fuck is that?
Why?
hey hey.
go go go go go go go weg
go go go go go go
clever complaining
You see you see a medium size or large-sized hammer anywhere. I'll show you a medium size hammer
I am medium or large size hammer
Bring you a medium hammer
Uh, yeah, it looks like that might be the case, yeah.
There's long druggies coming in, there's long druggies coming in.
I think we're just gonna hold as long as we can, P.
I'm trying to get druggies off now.
I have a small hammer, I can use that, I'll use that.
Oh my god, you know, we're getting assaulted, we're getting assaulted.
I'm on my way, hold the line!
I'm on my way, hold the line!
I'm on my way, gentlemen.
They're hunched!
76!
I peanut from one goopa to another.
Oh, please wish my friend Katie I got a medium ever
They might live on where speed we never leave them what they must speak people
Delight and I gotta be in charge ever. I found it. I found it. I'm gonna be just here. It's not me. Is it on me?
Oh, no, no, it's a no that's a small
I felt a little squeeze on you.
I'm not the squeezest.
People, put it in!
Full allies coming in!
Full allies!
They're coming up!
They're coming up!
Jesus Christ.
I'm looking.
I fucked that hell he up!
Hey, you said you have to start building?
Hell he blew up!
Hell he's dead!
Hell he's dead!
Come over the building, come over the building!
Get the hell he's coming in full!
Oh, the line, boys!
I'm secure in the package!
He's on the staircase, coming in!
Check it, check it, check it!
Oh the line boys! I'm secure in the package!
It's on the staircase! Coming in!
good good good good good good
I can't hit him oh I'm in coaching I'm in coaching the busy I'm in coaching the
busy
I killed that guy, I'm the last dead guy.
I'm looking I'm looking you guys are clear right now it was this guys bad news
we're losing still we have the church we have the church we have to charge people
go for safety that's it of the Lord that's right all right let me know when
you guys need me I'm gonna go kill people at the zone
I'm closing the doozy. I'm closing the doozy.
Oh no, thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
I don't want to do that. I don't want to do what they say.
Get to work, nut.
I want a bus.
This dumbass aisle will be known as the perfect safe PPE.
Oh, good heavens, good heavens.
Is it all enclosed? I think it's all enclosed.
Oh, we got up here.
You can jump right here.
How do I...
Wait, oh, oh, you need some barbed wire?
Oh, there we go.
Oh there we go there we go you want to fuck with me bitches no no no
We got this place locked down. Oh my goodness. It's just me, people here. You're like, don't
you guys hear? That was phenomenal work, sir. That was phenomenal work. That's as well
as to you, good sir. As well as to you, Mr. ...
The honor is on mine! The honor is on mine!
Did you get the red tank here too?
No, no, that's the, that's the farm thing.
Okay, they got the blue one here.
Hmm...
Packin' quick magazines he'd like to do!
I'm in search! Where's all the enemies at?
Where's all the enemies at they're all on the circle right now all in the houses
I'm one of the way besides or two way boss also got my trusted companion mr. Wilma 3 1 7 oh
He was a man with me we fought side by side
We've lovers for a short period
I am about seven minutes out boys seven minutes. That's a lot like three minutes
I'm gonna repair ammo and I'm there. Sound good. I got me and mr. Will my head to the hot dog hundred minutes out
hundred meters out
They should a nice, oh you should a nice
Oh
Okay, I
Got killed by swag dick 1942
Wait 1942 what if swag dick is
Yeah, yeah
I grabbed some bandages that got lit up on that last clock.
I uncovered the truth.
That's why I was kicked.
They had to silence me.
Guys, I just got kicked for the match.
I just- Are you going to need a ride or not?
I just got kicked for the match.
No.
But don't- Are you worried about the church?
I'm about to be back in though.
It's let me back in.
Let me back in.
back in everybody back in I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm turning around I'll pick
up we're gonna need to move on the hot zone guys
we're gonna need to move on the hot zone we're getting out of this kit
oh Jackass while I was gone for 10 seconds switch teams to green now I
can't play green some absolute asshole oh my goodness I'm on blue team now guys
Damn.
Drive boys, drive boys.
Alright, here's what it is. We'll fix the next game.
Let's take this one.
Whatever.
DPR eyes in the sky, peanut.
Come out there, fuck you from above.
Hello, good shit. Hello!
Hello, good shit.
Hello, how you doing?
How are you, good shit?
What is your favorite racial slay?
The hell is going on over here on the blue team?
Spend money to make money.
Hey, how about you get a hop on this out, doctor?
What the hell is going on over here on the blue team?
This is highly irregular.
Highly irregular.
Ah.
Good fucking.
I'm scared.
You're a fucking.
You're doing a man team.
You're fucked.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I can't get the vibration controls to work.
Something's not right with the blue team.
Something is not right with the blue team.
Get in the bloody car.
Something's not right with the blue team.
Something's going on with the blue team, guys.
Something is something off.
There's something off on the blue team.
Oh.
I can't get that jackass to my green spot.
Oh, that piece of crap.
That piece of shit.
We're ready! We're ready!
I locked it in, boys.
Get in!
Jesus Christ.
They got the spirit, that's what matters most.
Oh, you don't want to take the church back
for the green team.
Boy, we need to hit the church on the top of the hill.
It's the focal point of all the circles.
Let's make it work.
I got a parachute.
It's not a hidden church, no regret.
Thank you for trying it out.
Oh, it's not a war crime until you do it.
It's a war experiment.
We just have to hit the turrets!
It's a war, that's right!
Well, it's right where our blue APC is, that's where we gotta go, blue APC!
Miss Hutch, you better get ready for war, pal.
We're coming to take that turrets pushy.
We're coming to take that turrets, pal. That turrets is ours!
Miss Hutch?
Miss Hutch!
You're gonna want to go to the pool, Pete! The war has had to pull!
I'm not even on your team!
Oh shit.
I will go to the pool, though, to kill you.
I will go to the pool that you may meet your God.
Meet your fate, Mr. Hodge.
I'll be there momentarily.
That jackass, he knows my plan. He knows I'm trying to switch to green. Oh, he's just staying on green. Oh, I hate that guy.
Ooh, I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
Oh, he swings from blue team to green team while I was gone. While I was gone.
That's a set of events. We ain't no bit-
Oh.
Ah!
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
I
Haven't kicked her to have deaf friends. No, that was not of my own private service. This is a public means ever
That was on my own private one that I had
Is the church ours we do we take the church from you guys oh so simple simple almost elementary
How do I team up zero points?
We kind of suck, they need our leadership boys, they need our leadership boys to the
pool, to the pool.
Besides, besides, where's the pool at again?
We're making a difference.
Again, I'm not on your team.
We're making a difference, Pete, me and you.
Again, I am NOT on your team, but I'm glad to hear that you're making a difference
You're doing great. I see the pool. I see the pool. I just saw the pool
They're in the pool there in the pool. You say there that's me
I'm actually wearing a green one
I can love what you're doing. I don't ever find me
All right, there was literally 8,000 greed to pull you you could have told me it was green
hot I thought I had guys over there
Manic!
Manic!
Move by move by move by move by move by
Another Manic!
Just a second Manic!
Don't touch me touch touch touch
God Smith is a hero. He's a hero. He's gonna save us all
John Smith, please help. I have a family, please
Please Mr. John Smith, can't save me. No, I've got a much larger family than that guy. Fuck him
No, fuck this kid, save me
Okay, I'm watching the door. Oh, help me Mr. John Smith, please
Thank you Mr. John Smith, you're a lifesaver
Thank God, I knew that's what you're doing. I knew it. I knew that's what's having this heart
Bucket it boys lock it in. You're gonna make it home. So we store mountain killers. Thank you
Yeah, go over there and give her back
What's I mean? He's a taser, but I am back at maximum power
I'm back
right now
You know, I have been named as a thunder
Name that echoes off the walls of the Hala
Let's go get a poison
The other teams like I don't know how we're not women
No, I'm not on you right now. No
I'm about to see you in a second bitch pussy bitch pussy
It's push it. It's push it. It's push it. Come on in man. And it's gone. And it's gone.
And everything's gone. Everything I hold in the empty is dead. Mr. Black Wolf please.
I'm getting destroyed out here. I am getting destroyed.
I... these people...
They're savages! They do not fight for a country or a flag!
They fight for blood! They fight for money!
The potato mango is back in the sky.
See you in a moment, P. You better hide, bitch.
I killed myself.
Oh, as you do.
Like you do, like you do, like you do.
And also there's no rebuy option. Fantastic. Fantastic. That's what you love to see.
What do you want?
Opa for Blue Team, Opa for Blue Team.
Boys, I'm getting circumcised out there.
It's my card, sir. I will redeem it if I want.
Opa for Blue Team, Opa for Blue Team.
You see a couple goodies? Couple goodies?
What do we miss it? Oh, you're also back to Z.
Oh goodies, oh goodies.
Alright, let's ride!
To the hot jolt box, to the hot jolt box!
Alright boys, it's up to us, gentlemen.
Mr. Hutch, Mr. Hutch, you see how immediately when I joined the blue team,
immediately we went from zero points to eight points.
You see that, Paul?
You see that, buddy?
We are the leader that Blue Team needed.
We are the leader that Blue Team needed.
That's okay.
Just jump out of the mind when we're down there.
Oh, wow.
Well, I've never heard of that.
Body candy shape?
A new game?
All I have to take a look at that, man.
I've never heard of that before.
Oh, that sounds incredible.
Oh my goodness, what a delightful name as well.
What a delightful name.
I'm starting to get in without waiting in line.
Don't believe that guy! Do not believe that guy!
He's trying to skip you in the queue.
That's right!
Where are my vehicles? Where are my vehicles going?
Is that you, mother church?
Is that you?
I would just go back here, huh? I would just go back, bitch.
Bitch, push it. I got this, huh?
Hold on, wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
There's no way this three attack helicopters are on the church.
There's no way there's three attack helicopters on the church, are you guys serious?
There's no fucking way, there's actually no way, you're THREE attack helicopters on the church!
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Alright, wheels up, pal! Wheels up!
Actually, I'm gonna get myself a helicopter.
I'm gonna get myself a helicopter.
You don't want to be in the sky against me. Hey, oh
Just about that. Oh, I guess I'd be pilot level four
We how do we become a pilot level four really quickly? Oh boys hop in here
I've got a nice tasty helicopter. I've got a nice tasty helicopter right over here boys. Oh
We'll keep the black hop
The point level's about up so fast, Jack!
Hop on my Blackhawk! Hop on my Blackhawk!
Okay, I'm good.
Not today.
Wait, you're moving Blackhawk?
Yes!
It's kind of a small Blackhawk.
No, this is a big Blackhawk! We can fit a lot of guys in here!
I'm sorry, it's excessively big. It's almost too big.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps that's a conversation for later.
I-I think it's advertised.
Ugh.
Yeah, right, pal.
This is-this is an exorbitantly big black-on.
Actually, I think it's kind of small.
We're closing it now.
Get in time!
I think I've got a lot of things going for it.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Fuck out of here.
Oh, holy shit.
Sorry. Sorry about that. Sorry.
Hey.
Oh, my, oh, my.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
I got to die with it.
Listen, listen chief. All right. All right.
I don't need to talk to you unless I'm ordering Big Macs and fries.
Anyone else got a comment on my fly and I've put this bitch in the mountain?
Oh, we're not there yet!
I gotta pick up some help in front of you, quick!
All the people are far out of the gate.
Alright boys, I've been dropping right up for the odd zone, right up for the odd zone,
hopefully everybody's gonna pass you.
I'll go finish you, boss.
We're having a push it out nice easy. Oh shit. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Drop drop drop drop
Don't forget to tip your pilot don't forget to tip your pilot. I need the money
Tip tip tip your pilot just a little bit you can use the money
So much money
I just crashed a black off with a full full of people
What the fuck sorry guys, sorry guys. I got I got I got the heebie-jeebies. I got nervous
How much money did you lose right there? Ah, nothing just a quarter or two about finish it Mark
I'm gonna say I'm in for a while and this as long as you want, okay?
Don't feel like you have to leave the hell out there.
You don't want to drop me?
No, no, no.
I want you to be dropped, but I also want you to experience what it's like to be in the
air.
Come on over.
All right, now it's time to go in.
Now it's time to play the game.
They got another thing coming.
He sees a head first quick.
He sees a head first quick.
Who's that?
Who is that?
Who's that?
Who's that a ramy?
Oh, we...
We're gonna land.
I'm gonna land you down there.
Don't you worry about it.
We're gonna land right on the hut, John.
I trust you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Your trust is not misplaced, sir.
Your trust is not misplaced.
I would get to their safe and sound.
I solemnly promise.
Super, I think you're better pilot than lunch.
I think he's got a trash.
Thank you.
You know what?
I'm gonna go kamikaze huts.
Go ahead and jump on up my jump out right here.
Hey, I'm gonna jump on up.
about right here. Yeah, uh, you
do this guy.
Uh, you do this guy.
Well, I'm jamming. What'd you
say? Are you in a helicopter
right now? Yeah.
A which one specifically?
I'm about the church.
We above are you low?
I'm pretty high up.
My god, oh my fucking god
I got it
That's okay. You can describe another helicopter. How about that? Yeah, I'm on my way. Oh
Many kills now far
Now we got a boy down we got a
It's not just going to be going to head on back okay
What are you going to do?
I just want to be around you.
I just want to be next to you my friend bud.
Okay, alright.
Are you heading on back?
Are you heading on back?
I'm heading on back.
I'm just letting you know.
If you try to dive on me I'm going to pry your ass out of that helmet.
Yeah, is that so? Is that so, huh?
Big talk! Big talk for a man with small nipples!
What?!
Big talk, man! I want you to turn around!
I want you to turn around, huh?
I want you to turn around!
I'm on my way right now! I'm on my way right now!
I know you are! I'm behind you!
I'm putting in a new fin right now!
What do you mean you're behind me? You're on my team!
Or you're on the enemy team!
I wish I would to your base.
Are you over the church right now, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're at a different base.
I'm coming straight to the church, though.
Have you left your place yet?
Oh.
Yes, I'm flying to the church right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bid for sale?
No, not bid for sale.
I'll be back, pal.
I will be back.
This is not the last you've seen.
The Bundy later.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
How do I level up my pilot?
Do I actually have to fly people or do I just fly?
Guys, hop in my helicopter! Hop in my helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
Guys, I need help!
Die bombing!
Hunches helicopter!
I'm in touch.
Where are you now, bitch boy?
Where are you now, bitch friend?
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?
We got this time once, we got this time 150%!
Oh fuck!
We got another thing coming to touch you, we got another thing coming, you're hurt for squirting.
You're hurt for squirting, boss.
a nice little trip on over nice little trip
city
boys
this is
are you happy
what do you like the weather boy no no no I know who that is I see that guy where you have money
I'm hungry.
Are you really high in the air?
Yeah, pretty high.
Woooah!
Wow!
Why is there a hundred helicopters?
I don't even know if I'm falling the right one.
There are more helicopters in this lobby
than I think ever before.
Where are you at, Hud?
Above church.
Did you just shoot down on it?
What the hell?
Did you just shoot down on it?
What the hell?
You just shoot down on it?
Yes, yes.
Yeah!
I am completely lost on the world.
There he is, there he is!
Stop talking to me, Pete!
Where's your stupid action?
Oh, wait!
Why is there so many people chasing me?!
Fuck outta here!
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Now I got you! NOW I GOT YOU!
Oh, you think that has any effect on me?
No effect!
Your attacks are ineffective!
Ineffective!
I cannot shoot you out of the damn chopper!
Chopper!
Get the boys!
No way!
You're completely fine!
Yo, that's insane!
Good boy boys, good boy!
I can't believe that.
Mission complete.
Mission complete. Mission complete, because that's why you're not messing with the blue team.
We gotta get ourselves a weapon.
Gotta get ourselves a nice tasty weapon.
I'll tweet you, Marty. I need a nice tasty weapon.
I don't bring weapons. I have a backpack full of ammo. That's it.
Dude, I'm not kidding you, team. I ain't seen.
I'm looking at the screen and I see bullets flying into your windshield, but you don't die. How are you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Makes more of a mess to kill the populated onesie.
Uh, how long am I? I'm touched. I'm touched.
Yeah, I do have a gunshot on, don't you fucking touch.
I'm touched, I'm touched. I'm touched. I want to touch them all.
You have no power here, Wizard. You have no power here.
It's been fucked. I'm walking back in
No way I got double barrel. I mean dead serious. All right sound good
Do the way we're gonna double barrel no way this is the kid I find
I'm lucky it boys lucky it
Sometimes
Who garbage
what you got here and fuck you you get out of here bitch
you get out of here this is my stuff okay okay okay
oh shit vultures all of them bunch of vultures you see that I see my stuff
you might say who's that
a little bit of five five six little bit of five bucks this bad boy here we go
nice and easy and now we run
Oh, it's simple. It's simple.
Oh, well, now, hold on.
I need this place. I need it.
I'll be in five hours each time we need this.
Mm-mm-mm.
Take these.
Oh, God!
Ouch!
Damn it, ouch!
Oh, dingle, dingle.
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Give me that!
Oh, God!
Run!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Gonna pull your feathers!
And fuck you!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let me in, let me in, let me in.
Open the door.
Oh thank you very much.
Thank you gentlemen.
Very kind of you.
I've got two badges, but there are more badges.
A little bit of packing.
A little bit of packing.
You still see down the church.
Oh, I saw it muted.
I saw it muted.
Look, that's really mean dude, and take that guy out.
I don't think he's going to the window at all.
He even shot us with many guns and didn't go through the window.
I highly doubt this is a rinky, binky program.
Listen, Mr. P. Hope, you're having a lot of fun.
Brother, also do you like duck meat?
No.
Because you can duck down here and get some of this meat.
I would rather not thank you for the offer though.
A very generous offer.
Thank you for your concern.
It's very kind of you, very generous man.
I'm getting some goodies.
I'm coming back!
There you go.
Get absorption, get up.
You gotta revive him or else.
Headship punishment for nine.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Huch!
Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
You want?
Huch is a big fat pussy.
Let's see how he likes that.
Let's see how he likes that.
Let's see if he likes that. Let's see if he likes that.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself.
Guys we had to get that helicopter we had to get the helicopter we are so who's who we had there's nothing we can do
There's nothing you do about that about that helicopter. I literally don't think there's anything we can do to stop up
None of these boats could do that wind seal we got you wait you should have like the back water of a helicopter is that work
Hold on we see it
Does that work?
Does that work?
RPGs but hold on you guys I'm level like two I don't have an RPG here
I
Theoretically yes, you shoot out the rotor. We is it better to show up the middle one of the back one?
I don't know how much to take to show off a road
I need a pick up boss. I need to pick up
We're trying to show the back road and that's what we do that's what we do
Give us a piece of our mind. We'll show them who the boss says
Hey, how are you guys anybody know if you can shoot off the backwater of a helicopter is that work?
You so
How much bowie bulls is taking you think?
You like to do it like two mags 20 bullets nine by nine
I
Try and find out
Excuse us why you wouldn't need upgrade to get RPG real quick or fine, too. They already got one
Yeah, I would assume RPGs like level 10 or 20 something right? Do I have the RPG?
You say, what do I have?
I don't even see the RPG on here
It's support? Support level 5?
I have level... I'm gonna move a one support
go go go jump up what's up up
oh dude how are we not winning how are we not winning
will you get out of your stupid helicopter you got your stupid fucking
helicopter why honestly you're almost as bad as a fucking scoper you know that
Yeah, I'm gonna come up with a slurp for you now.
A fucking chopper.
He's a fucking chopper.
No one had any problems whenever I was bad at it, but now I'm getting killed to everybody
bad at me.
I'm gonna be honest.
Holy shit.
I'm on the BG.
I'm putting my kit.
Guys, I made it to the BG.
I made it to the BG.
Thank God.
I'm not gonna get to the BG.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Hopefully he gives me my money back for that, kid.
I'm coming in you with this helicopter. What do you have?
Oh, you want to take? Well, I don't know if we do because we're about to lose.
I mean, do you want to try and win?
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I need to come with us.
All righty.
Oh, man, man, man.
I think I need that hot gel. They're sucking it. They're sucking it.
All righty, come on.
Come on.
Well, I can only take one.
Fuck you, Mr. Whisper.
I know you're the one that took the spot on the green team.
You guys go to the zone? Play the zone?
I only play the hot-greens here, please.
Fuck you, Mr. Whisper.
I haven't got a sewing job in two minutes to wait for it.
It's really fine man.
Never mind, I'll change my statement.
You can take anything.
All right, wheels up, wheels up.
Let's get it rolling!
Who's just pilot?
Who's the...
Who's just pilot?
Hi!
You're a fucking pilot, see it?
You
Go without that
Just hang it around
He's hanging around
Thank you, sir
You got a very beautiful helmet
That's made of this to be that cloth
I will miss you give me good to worry
Well the game's about me over real courtesy around the red team beat our ass
It's about me over Mr. gimmick and red team wins it red team doesn't win it's got we got like an hour left
Lemon
Because I've lost all of my money this match I have hemorrhaging money hemorrhaging money
I swear to God, if that's you and the gunnership, I swear to God.
No, no, no, I'm in, I'm in.
Come on, girl.
You need all these fucking guys in the circle.
Hold on, I've got a button to keep now.
If you're fine, go ahead.
You just got to shoot as much as you want.
We need more bodies.
We need more bodies in the circle.
Don't be in the circle, boss.
Don't be in the circle.
I'm in the circle.
Get in the circle, get in the circle.
Just gonna take a quick peek.
We need that by here.
We need the church in the circle.
She's pretty safe.
No! Huch! Please set the fuck up! Please! I'm trying!
Where did you go? We needed you! We needed you, Huch!
We needed you!
He just came down! He just came down!
Oh no, I'm fucking dead.
Go ahead, go ahead! You deserve it!
You left your brothers in the trenches and we died!
She's crying, it's GG boys.
It's not GG, it's not over until the fat lady sings.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
No, she's very congested, she has to, she has to piece of music.
She's out of breath, she's out of breath.
She has to, she has to, she has to.
I'm on the way back boys, I'm on the way back.
Hey, we're dead.
We're still in this, we're still in this box.
We got a big, we have a large amount of green, a large amount of green.
You're really, we're taking the point, we're taking the point.
I'll get in another heli
No, we got this we got this word we're tied up
I'm a victim. I'm a victim. I'm a victim. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
I have a victim?
Who do I tell about this?
I needed a don't.
Look at the amount of useless fucking bitches outside the zone, please save me from it!
Mr. Fixed Up, Mr. Fixed Up!
My hell is done, my god.
And it's gone.
I lost it.
And it's gone.
All right, this is what we're going to do.
This is what we're going to do.
and it's gone.
All right.
I lost a good thing.
Okay.
All right, this is what we're gonna do.
This is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna split into two different discord things.
I'm gonna drag myself up there
and we'll have two strike teams.
Cause I feel like we got too many guys here
and we're not for mutin' up and stuff.
I'm gonna grab Kloaksy.
He's gonna be part of my strike team with Mr. gimmick.
And we're gonna win this next game.
I have not won a single game since the game came out.
Well, we were we were separated that that's why
Oh, yeah, are you over there? Are you the chat?
Me go cozy
I give my own boss I swear I give my own research
Yeah, we got split up early. So it's just you know, it happens. Hmm
I'm trying to sweet gimmick which we have to leave for gimmick
Oh
Yeah, I need it or if there's room I could I'll try let me try joining on you real quick. Let me see that
Well, I doubt that away. I doubt it. We're number one
Yeah, I was you guys let's get out of let's get out of let's go to a new tenor
We were something in that game
no no no we couldn't get in that game if he wants to leave and then join this
game if not all good I mean he just goes
not a big deal
you guys having a great first game right now I should get back in
hey Jay Rod you want to back out and see if we can get in this next game
I'm gonna put up in discord, Pina and gimmick are gonna leave but we're all gonna try and be on the same team
I'm gonna join up I'm doing a match right now you guys ready?
I'm so
I'm so you guys in my right out she doesn't right. It's cozy ready. He's not even in here
No cozy. I don't know where he is. I don't know where that guy is. I
Have no idea what goes he is
He is he is he's like the wind he's here that he's not here. He's gone. He's gone for me
So he's a whispered the wind
I
Just join just one you'll be on it. Yep, I'm gonna be on
Hmm ring. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if it means the team's fleet just have to spam it. I mean, you know that
Yeah, I joined up and didn't put down the team
What I think this is going on any other team it's never be seven
It feels very quick
I call Mr. Coasey, Mr. Quigdingo.
I'm just going to give Coasey a quick jingle, just a quick jingle.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated point.
That's just one more quick jingle, one more quick jingle.
One more quick jingle.
You're getting locked for sure.
Go ahead.
Is this the server or not filling up?
It doesn't appear to be filling up.
No.
With Cloak, that'll make six.
Your call has been forwarded.
God, I hate this guy.
I'm Donny.
Cloaksy will burn in hell for what he has done.
Cloaksy will burn in hell.
He will burn in hell.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
He's just taking, like, a bath, afternoon bath?
Probably an afternoon bath.
That's what I was thinking.
Maybe a couple crackers and some hummus.
Ooh.
Mm-hmm.
That's actually what I was exactly thinking.
I thought, you know, if he's not answering, it's one of two things.
either he's dead or he's taking an afternoon bath with crackers and hummus.
Maybe one falls in, he just leaves it in, it's good for the skin.
What's a little salty?
So dry out, but that'll help water really get in there.
I want you to click, I want you to click peanut on scoreboard.
And I want you to look at all the people who are currently not clicking a team
and are trying to get in on the green team.
The scumbag landmark.
Oh my god.
What?
Just come back, Landmark.
Pick out other teams, you idiots.
I'm good, I'm in.
All right, now you can, now you can wait.
Ooh.
Should we enjoy a more full server?
Squadron.
Squadron.
Oh, it's definitely filling up.
Everybody's just trying to get into games.
Yeah, but I just, I just, I just, I just,
all these people are going to be watching this.
I'm going to go to a fuller lobby.
I want to go to a one with a couple more guys.
I think it's probably a smart choice. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We're
We can't get on the same team now anyways. Let's do it. Let's do it
We're on the same team
We're joining you y'all have joint events. I'm see you guys in my
One we're gonna join one that's not as
This way my boys so it's not just drink suckers
Yeah, I got it how about it boys how about it?
I'm in a queue but if you want
I
Have a lot of red and yellow symbols at the top my speech
So is this server gonna work before I go spend money you picked a server that was like oh, yeah, that was the point
I can't get it. Holy fucking shit. Well, I'm in position two
Little something something
I
Let's ride
Me she don't leak the server when you press escape, but I'm making this one
With the server before it's been money. Yeah, yes, yes way it is. The spots want to do they should be at any moment now
It's gonna be fixed in a moment get it
Give an X in the helicopter. I'd give an X in the helicopter. I've never seen a better
Fantastic fantastic petitions some fellas to leave the server. Oh, yeah, I'll hand off liars
I
Shake that little unicef box and get him to
Destroy the squad
Okay, captain
Hold that bird
Who the hell is Elmo and how's you on the team?
Your first fingers some of your position one
Yes
We jump in box we jump it
I'm trying to get it right on a helicopter there.
Oh, I'm on my way back.
I'll be there soon.
I'm good.
Move, move, move.
Oh, and I'm about to die.
Okay.
Oh, thank god he's terrible.
Oh, he's terrible, he's terrible.
We're going to lift rubber.
The church is already infested with that scum red team and the scum blue team.
You're working for the enemy, that's what's happening.
How do I get any team kill assists?
They're working for the other team.
I'll give you an assist and team kill!
Get in! Put me on the team!
Go, go, go!
I wish they let you...
You never heard of what?
Squad up in the menu, you go into a game,
Bing-Bang boom.
Bing-Bang-Bang boom.
Search for a game, Bing-Bang boom.
Easy peasy.
I'm with the fucking blue team now, man.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Look at that stuff.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
There are two gentlemen literally lotioned up head to toe,
jerking each other off inside the church.
fantastic fantastic oh my god you use those guys as slip and slide they're so
move that on top of you give me you got me watch yeah yeah but I'm right at the
door the church is two of them inside can't be a quarters well there's about
17 dudes that just peaked over that's gonna be a no-go mr. peanut that's gonna
Be back in the queue for me back in the queue. I was losing less money in the queue put me back in the queue
All right, you look you with me boss you with me
All right
I don't have a lot
We got a lock in here
We gotta have a big round. We gotta have a big round right here right now, Mr.
gimmick. Need some gas. Need some gas, Tyler.
I'm ready.
He's looking at you, boy. He's looking at you.
I'll get in, boy. I'll get in.
Oh, yeah. You hotfix just brought the okay bath.
You can see.
You don't listen to that guy. You don't listen to anyone telling you that there's an update
of you from the start.
Don't listen to me.
Hop in buds hop in. I'm just giving this something around hundred thousand lives each easily
I want you to scout the map and give me a perfect landing spot
Are you sipping on this fine thick man Thursday?
Oh, we're just a little I'm still on caffeine at the moment. Haven't made the switch
Still on the upper little iced a little cold brew since it's hot as hell
All right, it's just straight forward
But
You know you ask I'm just keeping you posted thank you good sir. Thank you was to the
Our whole team's right to the left of the hot zone.
Should we drop there?
I say we don't want to drop in the middle, we want to drop like on our team so we don't have a...
We could come up in the enemy's rear.
We could, we could.
That is an option. We could also...
Let's go with somebody. Is there a lot of bad guys in there?
There are a couple of bad guys coming at me here.
We're coming in, boss! We're coming in!
Oh
All right, hold on wait a second
That you'll forget to the pilot counts as a landing it's $15 $15 we'll go a long way
$15 you can help me get get out of poverty
I
Tell you I did that was me damn right I did damn right I did
With the buggy little dice
Couple goodies
goodies
pride myself in my sneakiness I'm very very sneaky I could even see over here
like a fart very very sneaky farted the wind
I should be pushing this towel
what's happening over here southeast near the tower
I saw somebody get parachuted over in your tower too
I'm making my way towards you guys
sure is your bad guys in the tower
there's guys there's guys right here
where where on the
oh yeah she might see
let's push up there guys push up
on the tower on the top
Blue Helly dropping behind you guys. Blue Helly dropping behind us.
Where? Where?
South. Like, or like southwest you guys. Do you want to hit Helly?
No. Where?
How'd she go Helly?
I'm right behind you.
Yeah, there is Helly right there to the south. Look at that!
Did they already drop their guys?
I don't know. There's only one guy I saw.
There's an attack, Helly. Right above us. I'm going in the tower.
Fuck you guys.
No, you're good. You're good. There's no attack, Helly. You're fine. I'm up here.
I'm looking and I'm gonna throw pings on him for you
On here
What are you doing?
You see the force on the floor?
Charge!
There's one first floor as well
What, jumping down?
He got one on the roof as well
Jumped out, he died, he jumped off the side
Roof, he jumped off the roof
Roof boys, Roof boys, Roof boys
What, what, what, I go that kill, that one, that one, that kills mine
I'm still looking
Roof boys, you guys can move in, you guys can move in
You guys can jump, you guys can get up by the push, push, push
I'm going in the cliff
Roof guy is right here, Roof guy is right here on that scene
Go on, go on, go on!
Nice.
Roof guy is still not looking at you.
You're still good.
I'm below the drill, I'll push up.
Oh, do you fly it in?
Oh, did it?
Didn't jump?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
That's where the victim jumped at.
We'll push up, we'll push up.
Roof guy is still on top.
I heard, I heard, I hear it.
Can you watch that?
I can heal him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can push, you can push.
The shower's ours, the shower's ours.
The shower's ours.
We're gonna go to the top and pick this top.
We still have, you still have one on the roof.
Right side of the roof, right here on pink.
We should go up each ladder individually.
And then one of us dies and one of us gets him.
He's not looking at that ladder, go up.
He's on the west ladder or the east ladder.
The ladder is right there.
Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up.
Go, go, go, go, go.
He's still not looking.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh Jesus, thank God giving when I'm first
Got one more nice. I got a hill I got a hill
I'm looking right behind this this word long
Right there.
I hit him four times, but I can't really see him.
Still there?
Enemy! He's flying in! Full!
Good rush! Good rush!
He's been packing, dude. He's been packing.
He's coming right here.
I missed.
He's coming! He's coming!
It's full of guys!
We missed that how did we miss that? Oh
What's that ammo I eat you back by 19 that guy just crashed on the other extra gun up here. Is it a shot?
There's still there's C4
score
The ice got three C4. We see gimmick
Oh
We can't find us here. We can't find us here. They'll never find us. Oh
Just leave him to die
We're gonna start on both sides
I got you, dude, I got you.
I stole this guy's demands, don't tell him.
Oh, you got it, got it.
Don't worry, Gimmick, I won't tell him that you stole his demands.
Oh, no, what?
That's crazy.
Who's Gimmick?
He's getting my demands.
No, no, no, not me.
How do you know that Gimmick stole your man's attention
secret?
He's a common man.
It's his birthday.
It is his birthday.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Kevin!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Kevin!
Guys, come upstairs, guys, come upstairs, guys, come upstairs!
Where?
On the control room!
Below!
Got you, got you, got you!
Get it!
I have one more mag, and then I'm gonna come down for some ammo in that jeep.
Oh
I'm gonna die. Oh my god. It's over for me. It's over to my family. I was cool
He's talking about other guys knees tonic. I see you should push the door
Hey, what's up here? What are we moved up to the wood?
Snipe get my my bun snake. Oh
Yeah, I just stampede if I'm coming upstairs a whole stampede. I've got no imbob got one magnet
grab the shotgun, grab the shotgun
I'm dead, it's over, I'm dead forever
I'm dead forever, God forever, and that is, I need help
there's two on me, two alive guys on me
I'm just gonna kill myself so I get some ammo, yeah?
Sounds good, sounds good
Yeah, that's good, that's good
Oh, that's the loot
Oh, I can use one of those as well
That would be very, very nice
It's landmark, it's landmark!
It's DragonMedia!
Landmark! Landmark, please! Landmark, please! I need a quick heal! Just a quick revive!
Oh my god, there's four of them there, but I'm gonna kill that guy!
Give it to Landmark!
He's blind! He's farting in my mouth! He's farting in my mouth right now!
Oh no!
Jokes on you, Landmark! You only made me more powerful!
Not good.
Yeah, who said oh yeah? You feel powerful!
I feel very powerful!
I am in control, Mr. Landmark!
Oh my god.
I am in control.
You have no spot here, wizard.
Oh my gosh.
The tower is about to be taken.
The tower is about to be taken.
They want to just do me off the tower.
What is this?
I heard that guy kick small animals.
Why not?
Just quick PSA.
Quick PSA to remind you.
I got some money right there. I got a little bit of cash.
Mm-hmm.
Oh...
Medical aid.
There's unspeed medical aid from the defibrillator.
That's what it really gets popping.
I know you.
You called me 12 times this week!
Now let's ride.
Let's ride, boys.
What is the cue so ridiculous?
At least he was starting to introduce the cue by a lot.
Guys, guys, guys, no one's gonna fall for that.
No one's gonna fall for these stupid tricks.
No, it's Bob that's seven-year-old daughter Natalie says you're not a real
Well, you got us a racist Iowa I hate to break it to you but you don't you don't
It's your daughter's racist your daughter's racist your daughter's
Impedrant racist right here on paint look right here. No, that's right there right now. Watch this drive to there
And then there's another one on this fence right there
I've got there
No, no, no, right here moving. He's dead. You got someone underneath you guys now. Mm-hmm. I don't see him
Are you still the attack? I
Know I don't have the attack on the company and someone's getting dropped right here on pink. Yeah, I'm gonna be there in like two seconds
As I see so many enemies getting dropped in and stuff. We are surrounded right here
Yeah, we should play down. We should oh, this is not gonna get me. I did not hit the roof
Oh my god back to the lobby
What's-
Hey bitch!
Oh, god damn!
I'm picking up, I'm picking up, I'm giving a ton of blues down below!
Ton of blues!
Alright, I'm gonna lay out and take it again!
I'm coming!
You know that wasn't nice!
Smells like bitching here, boy.
Bitch me, boy.
someone's typing to the east boys
backers all angles
chopper full chopper coming in
oh no no no
gimmick are you still alive on top
yeah I know I'm in the middle now
full chopper over here on this vehicle
it's fucking crazy it's literally all
all in.
To the west! To the west! To the west! Launch it to the west boys! Like a whole team of
them to the west!
I'm about to kill a couple on the side here.
I'm gonna check you out.
Fucking.
Ooh.
That's completely.
Who keeps saying, hmm?
Is that you peanut?
He's on the wood piles on the wood piles. No, that's what it's like. Oh, there's hot
What use the one the one with the roof over it
In the open
went out in the open
Okay, it's the one
That's a dead person. That would be a dead person ammo anywhere that would be a dead body that we just have you to bag it
do
so much
What a sweet little blind super flanking. He's had to make sure he's dead. Don't want him coming back coming back becoming an undead
That's me good sir that is me but you know those you shouldn't
There's snipers literally everywhere you can't even leave the tower
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna head job. Let's go another one. So I got around that guy
There's a third one, and I'm now my body's floating down the road
I will never forgive you guys for leaving me on the daycare team
And it's over for me. Hey, Joe is me. I would die here
The two to south multiple to the south I can't get an angle on him. Oh
Kill me I can go get an attack helicopter and clear them all out
That would be quite sublime. They'll be quite
All right, I'm gonna go send it to death. I'm gonna go send it. I'm gonna send it
I'm gonna send it. I'll come with you. I'll come with you. Now. He's use me
Our boy just got killed to the right. Oh, yeah, I just say
You know, you know right to the south boss right to the south. Yeah
the op-up here
The boot pack and then one day I got cyped up. You dead. He dead. Nope. I'm still alive healing. I'm going in
I'm going in
That's not how they work pain out of you
Oh
Right that's my shit. Yes. Yes. Good job. Good job. I
See him looking up there on the mountaintop
I'm trying to get the sniper in the wood pile and I had to go across four other snipers
on the way.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Slowly ran out of meds.
of meds.
Hear me out?
I think we abandoned it.
Go play circle.
And if we're going to hold anything, we pick church.
But with church, they can't really get up on angles like that.
For baby, for baby.
Hey, how you doing, bud?
Just hanging around.
They are deep back here, boys.
I'm talking deep.
Is there a lot still?
Should I come over?
by
That mountain did you see where I just got shot from at least three snipers on that mountain
They're just looking at the town
We just were not moving able boys
You were just you were just you were just
I
See every night by 19
Are they east or where are these guys shooting from I believe you guys just clean them out honestly
They're in
Of the hot zone, there's a little mountain. There's at least three snipers there
Any helicopter landing right about right the tower right the tower
Goddamn!
I got him, I got him, I got him, only one jump down.
I'm going for the cyber to the east.
Oh, this guy's been a pain in the ass the whole damn time.
God, he's dead!
Oh, I only had like two bullets left.
Hold on.
I'm completely out of ammo.
I'm completely out of ammo right now.
Yeah, I'm up here.
This just looks like a shitty fight, boys.
We should go, we should go, uh, HZ right now.
Our boys are overran.
Roger Dodger.
He's getting north, he's getting north.
Sniping with a shitty sniper.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill that guy at the moment if I see him.
Can you throw a ping if you see him?
These guys are the biggest pussies.
There's a guy four miles out in the middle of nowhere.
He might not even be in the circle of the map.
I see the one guy, but he runs a triathlon east.
After one shot!
I'm clearing the guys out across your guys's river.
Jump jump jump jump jump.
You gotta get that fool.
What the hell is that?
I killed two snipers over here.
The second coming?
Let's find this bitch.
Mr. Silly.
Mr. Silly come on out.
Come on out, Mr. Siddly.
I know you were out here.
Don't make this honor that it adds to me.
Come on out.
He's nowhere in the store.
He's nowhere.
He's nowhere.
Looking.
And then from the opposite of the single.
I'm straight up not even in the circle right now,
hunting a guy.
This is crazy, this is crazy.
Buddy bought the game and goes, oh, you know what, I'm just not going to participate.
Participating?
No.
I'm going to go outside the main circle and snipe from there.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Genius.
Must be Blue Team.
It is Blue Team, actually.
It is Blue Team.
I'm on is I'm on is I'm on I've got his seat though. I'm hunting him down as you speak
The Audi or something like you get a track I don't wear with them call you that in some local areas. Yes, I'm the I'm the legendary fecal tracker
Oh, there he is
Is it the caramel egg
I mean boys, I'm...
Oh God!
God!
Doing good work.
I'm overlooking the mountain right now.
Excellent.
Just like we drew it up, just like we drew it up.
Got one, got one.
Oh my God, there's a...
We're safe, we're safe!
Think you can jump, think you can jump.
And it's got...
And it's gone.
And I'm killing myself.
I'm back at the base, Mr. gimmick.
Where is your location?
I'm underneath, Hutch.
That is a very dangerous place to be.
That is a highly dangerous place to be.
Your spine is about to not be straight.
That is gonna be a doctor situation.
Certified doctor situation.
I'm looking at you gimmick.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, there's some above me too at that, at that stone wall.
God, I'm reloading right now.
Coming over to you.
If you went percent down the way.
You get those data packets in the mail.
I
Give us the codes again
The bite size past midnight for Europeans to use moving faster. Yeah, it's Friday
Four days a week, I think
I'm telling you punchy bitches out there buds of bitches over there
I'm looking at you. It's Thursday. Yeah, I know the best tomorrow that I've worked
Somebody's from downhill
I'm jumping in boys
I'm down I'm down. I took out a good a good amount you would got swinging bars. I shop. I went down swinging. Are you still alive?
No
But they're still they're still at least a few over there. I'm head right towards you. I'm head right towards you
I'm looking down the hill
I'm not seeing anybody. They're like
Puppets come save you
See those come save you boys
They're like yeah, they're in the circle in these houses, babe. Oh my god. They are okay. Give it
You have to get somebody else because I gotta kill these guys
Don't come to me
Please don't get in the house
Yeah, I'm with you. I'm looking through the heli.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Give me a helicopter coming from the northeast.
Got one, got one.
Got a helicopter coming in on you, B.
Got two, got two.
Helicopter dead.
We're working, we're working. I'm pushing in.
Got three, got three.
House clear, house clear, house clear.
What's that?
I was clear, I was clear, 4 dead, 4 dead, I was clear.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
All around you on the outside.
Dude, see that boys, you see that?
I see you team sexy, I see you on team sexy in this bed.
We are.
We are.
Fire!
I see that guy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
We should be sitting?
One hell guy dead.
Oh, we're seeing me out, Hodge.
Fuck you.
Oh, Hodge, we're not up to health.
Alrighty, I'm out of ammo.
I'll be back.
Judges, judge good.
Oh, that's the footway you got, boss.
Was she gonna be there, you wanna pick you up?
Uh, no, I was, I was, I was biting the AK,
I got the AK unlocked, so, I'm getting in a hilly right now.
Judges, judge good.
I'm moving towards the circle with like ten other guys.
Come on boys to the circle. Come on
I see tons of reds on the map right at the edges of the circle
Mr. Coolo, I'm with you in spirit, or whatever this is.
Oh, my God, oh, my goodness.
Oh, I'm joining you.
I'm joining you, I will be right there.
I'm at the guy like God's great gates. I
Unfortunately did not see the gentleman three inches to my right. I got glaucoma in my right eye
I've been thinking about making a couple rap songs and I'm heading back from the base
Fatty nut the little fatty nut. Yeah, nutty
Oh, there's no helicopters fantastic fantastic fantastic
Mm-hmm
You nine K to go off you'll get in there boss off. It's gonna be exhilarating. It's gonna be exhilarating when you finally and all
Light is that the other tunnels?
Who wants to buy a helicopter? Oh my god. Oh my god, first of my other helicopter has the biggest car. Oh my god
First of my helicopter as the as the biggest penis. Oh my god. Oh you service hunter. Oh, congratulations
head on over yonder, head on over yonder
boys well I'm in the queue I crashed for some reason
oh no that's what happened to the lemon
how many people are they given
quits be sent brother I need to set up my ring camera
with your twitch live notifications
getting hit with that motion detected
Oh, God.
Oh, it's a detective.
Oh, it's a detective.
What's the queue looking like?
What's the queue looking like?
I don't want to say it.
I'm just going to give you a spilt of beans.
What's the queue looking like for hundreds?
What's the maximum queue right now?
You can guess about 350K is what I'm going to say.
Because I'm guessing.
It's kind of moving, though.
that would be three hundred and fifty thousand human beings there
uh...
that's uh...
that's tough
that is tough to hear
that is uh... that's the same
what are you looking at pal
what are you looking at
Well, I'm medic, level 8 and a half. I'm not a half by defense.
Just give me, just give me please.
This time, let's give some defims with each other, that way we can provide each other.
I mean, you mean the rest players, not defibrillators, defibrillators, defibrillators.
Well, I'm not, I don't level up the medic. I'm an assault.
Well, defibrillators, defibrillators, we got it, we got it, we got it, both times we can keep it inside the map.
I'm gonna have to I mean I have to play the SMG for a little bit
then unlock it until then it's respirator.
Oh god!
I know I'm gonna-
Oh god!
I'm behind enemy lines!
I'm behind enemy lines!
And it's over.
And it's gone.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
That run didn't go that good.
That run, you know what?
We'll leave that in the past.
We'll leave that in the past.
We won't even think about it.
Never happened.
We won't even think about it.
We'll just leave that one behind.
Okay.
Never happened. We won't even think about what to see. That one in the past went long
Top-notch what?
Right on job by some right on the hot zone give me a coming down you boss
Oh, okay. We're gonna drop right on top of you pushing in
Ooh, I would drop maybe a little bit of the side.
No, no, no, no, no, right on top, right into the fire, into the block!
Oh, that's pretty good.
Beautiful.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You actually, we're not losing this game now that much.
25, 46, not too shabby, not too shabby.
We're still in.
We're still in.
You're shabby, boys.
There's always some blue teams getting these points, this is right next to that tower.
I know it says red, but I've got to, I think that's a blue tower.
Thank you.
Oh fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh fuck you.
Oh fuck you.
You stay out of this.
Yo Peanut, can you open up the group?
Me?
Yeah.
I got ya, I got ya.
Oh hey.
Hey, welcome back.
Welcome back guys welcome back very uh very quickly, huh? Very uh
Hmm am I detecting a little streamer privilege? Am I detecting a little streamer privilege buddy?
You better check your privilege called multiple slurs. You better check your privilege buddy. You better check your privilege
Check your privilege buddy. I'll be there check your privilege. You gotta see that. What a scumbag. What a scumbag
I'm actually
I thought that was what a piece of crap I
Can't believe you'd use your streamer privilege. Oh, okay
What are you even doing that? Oh, he's in the circle
I'm dead. I'm ferris give it give it get get in a damn helicopter with me get in a damn
I'm gonna be right now. I just respond. I'm ready to
I have done nothing in the last 20 minutes except for get vaporized after touching the ground for five seconds
You don't have any of our builders. Where are we?
Helicopters which helicopter what helicopter I usually wait for someone to buy one and I just stand next to it
Get the car dog. Get the car get the car
Get the car. All right taking a ride
All right, now listen I have been berated I have been harassed. I'm a victim
Understand me, but not anymore not even we're hitting it hard. We're getting in there. We're giving them the business
Sorry, sorry
Apologies, I don't have my driver's license
I just applied for the army and they just let me in I
Don't think you need a license here. There's no cop. Oh, oh, okay
Well, maybe they should maybe check for licenses actually. I'm so sorry. They were handing out free burritos at the base
I got a couple of them. There's this I had about two or three years. So it's
So but don't worry now now we're good now. We're good now. We're good now. We're good now. We're good. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, I thought it was two of the evil eaters in a beer.
This is a very durable guy.
This is a Cadillac.
I could get, I could see myself driving one of these things.
We turn left but there's no roads going left.
Oh
Everything's a road if you got somewhere to go that's what I say. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly
Which will drive to this nice field right here nothing in front of us just head on through here there we go
We'll leave a little note on the fence there
We'll pay them back.
We'll pay them way back.
Those guys do want a two-node?
We're going to need two-nodes?
I got a whole thing of post-its here.
Good, good.
Go ahead and write from Peanut, IOU.
IOU, phone number, insurance.
No, honestly, don't leave me there.
Just put Peanut, IOU.
IOU, OK.
All right.
Well, it's too late for the last two.
But OK, that one.
I scribbled up.
Lead two more.
Lead two more.
That fence right there.
We're almost there.
Almost there.
Almost there.
Oh, just got to go over this hill.
Just got to go over this hump.
No big deal.
We over in no time.
Oh, OK.
And there's a helicopter we could have waited for.
There's a helicopter flying over us
that we could have waited for.
We're going to be there.
We're going to be there.
Don't worry.
We'll be there in a lot before.
I think we're coming down.
They're coming down for us?
I think they're coming down for us.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, they're not.
No, they're not.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait, hold on.
Hold that car.
I'm back in.
Hold that car.
I'm back in.
No worries.
No worries.
I'm back in.
There we go.
It didn't look like there was someone down the mountain.
Oh, look at that.
There we go.
All right.
Oh
Hey guys, how you doing? Oh
We are you guys wait let's swap vehicles and swap equals you guys take the car. What's the helicopter?
I got a helicopter
Yeah, but I took it before you get back in
Oh
We're doing pretty good all well that ends well
Can we land in this thing or jump situation?
This might be more of a jump situation. We all have bears is that's a good part. That's a good part
He's got to get ourself to the zone. You mean?
Right here right? Oh
Right here. No ice. We live in church. I jump something. I would not jump there. I would not jump there
Oh, I jumped he said he said he jumped so I jumped
Oh my god, I'm getting shot.
Woo!
Woo!
That was a hot drop.
I got shot right on top of a gun.
Is everybody okay?
Is everybody okay?
Yeah, that was great.
There's guys toward me on the other side over here.
There's guys toward me, okay?
I'm landing.
Okay, I safely landed.
I safely landed.
There's two other kids coming towards us.
There's people between you and me, guys.
We're gonna see where we are you don't you dumbass
I see them I'm gonna try to get to your back
Where am I that's not fair pick me up right now head to head combat you won't push
see it it's not just so he got what is this guy thinking no peanut peanut
There's a
$500. Oh guys we're gaining points. We're gaining points. We're doing it.
back up back up back up back
we're surrounded somehow, I'm gonna go to these buildings immediately
you might get my friend here
I'm gonna go down to these buildings right right here
maybe we can do them all the way
come ahead with your weight
thank you Spon, thank you Spon
bless you bless you
bless you bless you
what's up boys
I don't know where anybody is but we have people around us
Alright behind you boss
we're gaining points we can keep everybody alive
We're going to circle out. We're going to go south. We're going to go south for the circle.
Yeah, I guess so. Let's do that. Come on. Sorry.
We quit haste. Time is of the essence. There's just a heli sitting here.
That's my helicopter. Yeah, honestly, let's see the helicopter. Let's take it.
Let's see the snow in the circle. There's a heli flying above us right now. Hop in boys. Hop in.
So we can't give
Should we get the helicopter
With your legs, we're skinning with your legs
We don't have help. We don't have hair shoots. Well, I mean yeah, I've got a parachute. Oh
Shit, we're gonna shot take us. I'll do you send me this right this hot dog right on to boys
He's on the roof. He's on the roof right there. Fuck up. Fuck up. Fuck up. You're still down there. Fuck up. Fuck up
Oh, we're dead. We're dead. Oh, we're fucking dead. Oh, we're fucking dead. Oh, we're fucking dead.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The Bungalow always gets his man.
The Bungalow always gets his man.
Alright, you see that boys? Don't you ever doubt the Bungalow again.
Alright?
Oh, my God. That was over.
That's right. That's right.
Like Sisyphus.
There's people on that roof. I'm about to put a super house.
boys
You sound nice and easy nice and easy
Here we go
Hold on hold on hold on hold on
Hold on help me to hold on hold on
The good news is they don't know if we drop down
All right, I'm all right, I'm here
I
Level 2 level up
Good news is I died in a bush on impact
For the tower
Give me those bandages, you pussy!
Why not?
Oh shit.
Guys, we're stepping in from the tower. I don't know what to do. I don't have a gun that can shoot that long.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Hey, keep up, help me!
Let me get a video of you looting my body, bro.
I'm so...
Get a video of this!
We have enough people to go on this.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Oh shit, oh shit. I'm supposed to get inside there.
I don't really want to
Anybody's anybody's really getting the yellow things we kind of see people right now. We'll start getting points
Oh, okay, well that's my goose there. That's my goose. I I feel violated. I feel very violated. I'm not sure to tell about this
There's two there's two there's two at least two
What's up, what's what's up?
I want going
That's you got to do to get to get on top of you boys. You're good. You think
I'm sorry boys. Talk to me
Yeah
Hey gimmick, I noticed you weren't worth any money right there. That's just what he's five. Hey, it's an axis denied
Oh, you mean that I didn't tip you well, I I mean what part of the European style
I'm not laughing.
Oh, here's my ass.
Boys, I'm gonna get handles and I'll clear out that roof.
Yeah, you're in the circle.
You're right behind me, behind me, behind me.
I'm moving into the circle.
I'm leaving.
Oh, fuck, I'm under fire, Batman.
Ooh, that's a tough cross.
Shoot!
He sniped that.
Oh, where is he?
I got one. I got him. I got him.
We still have another one crawling up there.
There's some sort of bolt-action.
Yeah, try to kill me.
Damien, shut the fuck up!
Oh god, oh god.
Can you get my friend baby right there?
I'm really lazy.
No, no, no, no.
And it's on.
No!
Hold on.
Give me, give me, give me, give me.
Oh, dude.
No, no.
Give me, please help, please help me.
Please.
I have so much to live for.
Please, I have so much to live for, please.
Please, it's down, it's down.
I just collected seashells on the beach.
Different colored ones.
You can hear that sound of the ocean.
You must, you must.
I thought you were going to say something way worse than that dude.
What was I going to say? What was I going to say?
I thought you were going to say like the sound of your mom's something.
Oh god, oh god. I would never, I would never do that.
I would never do that.
As good as this is going to be.
We're in low on ammo though.
Holy shit dude.
I'm making fat stacks right now just by being in the circles, circles.
Somebody snagged the boys peanut.
Greg is down.
I repeat Greg is down. Oh, we Greg right here right here
Oh, oh, that's fine that yeah, I'm gonna start for the coward
Is that who's gonna
People over here to go beyond
Now my push up to that tower she might clear out you down
Are you dead?
I'm getting our boy up real quick.
You said wait, what the hell?
Fuck you pal!
Oh no!
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
What on me?
logs. It's not working. I'm going in! George!
How do you like that, man?
Don't take the boxes! Don't take the boxes!
I'm coming to you. Oh my god, there's still a sniper somewhere. I don't know where.
These are the top of that tower next to us. No, there's another different one to out like in the field
It's I'm sorry that pussy from 20 minutes ago that I could find. Oh my god. It's gotta be
It's one night movie boys
Give a single bandage. Oh wait. I'll just this guy. Oh gentlemen. What what what what what the flying hutchman is honest
Oh my god, that is the coolest name I've ever heard. Oh
That is the coolest name I've ever heard Mr. Hutch
I can literally hear my stream this guy's microphone
All right, I'm heading over I'm heading over
You got a ton of guys in the circle boys, we might win this we're about to lead
This is going pretty good
I'm gonna go terrorize the tower until you guys tell me you need me
good, good, good, good. You be getting ahead to the tower. I mean the circle.
Yeah, we gotta get out of here. I didn't realize how far the circle had got.
It's been fighting for my life. That thing moves. I tell you, you blink and it's
400 meters away. Penis. Is it penis?
Hainus if they ain't us. Is that what I'm saying? I believe it's, I believe it's, they, they
just like us if they are not us. I believe it's a saying. No. Hainus,
if they ain't us. Wait, hold, wait. They hear our anus? If they ain't us. If they're an anus, they...
Hey, nus. They... They... They hate us if they ain't us. Oh. Who is this bitch pussy?
Follow me at the sniper rifle. I don't know. I'm already at half health again. I'm right behind you.
Fantastic fantastic
All right, I'm in up a lot of our guys are a piece we should be good
It looks like a ton of reds are getting spotted to the east of the circle
You see I'm on top of this hill which we actually cut right what makes you kill them all I
Need about a church. I got no meds half health no meds. I'm better for this is your find
One body and I'm gonna do those
Hey lock it was lock it in
a little people we are a little bit possibly wrong but you will be fine
with this primary like five yeah right to it got one got one gotcha I'm I see
I'm completely out of balance I have one mag and then almost one for one more
need to loot some bodies there's what there's a guy right over here this piece
piece of flesh
Got him got him, but you shoot at somebody else over here
Somebody got him I got there's two dead over here to dead
Why is no one running now by 19 if I really got run by 19
this guy no nine by nineteen nice nice nice all right okay hold on now
me
getting ready i have a recesses us as you see on me
i'm a sister city
y'all that hella good
plan out that
i'm free i got my eyes fly out of it
give me a sister city give me a sister city
give me please
i'm feeding i'm feeding
your pathway all the way up is clear
there's a guy right there
Oh
Across the way he's a prone guy not prone but it's on the other hill two guys on that guy
Oh
This guy over here the country using the binoculars watching us all die
Hey, how much go up there fight those guys, bro. I'm gonna get him. I'm looking boys. Where are they?
Why are they asking for a lot of my man? No, you got this. I believe he was easy done
You are the best boy in the PC man
to the um
West of me and son's body
Give me a second Pete. You're ready to play for him. So you can touch good. I've only got one man left
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go resources reload ammo reload ammo. I don't know how do you
Do a little left and right on him as you go down there for him. I'm looking for him. I'm looking for him
Well, what right here? What right here? I see if I see him right here
What's posted? What's posted on you?
P on you. So what?
Is that what this is?
Oh, there's two more.
I was driving off the plane.
I'm behind all. I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm.
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at you.
Grab yourself.
Grab yourself.
On that hill, maybe.
He has an MP9.
But we're literally zero bullets.
We being so serious.
Killed that guy.
I'm looking for ammo, looking for ammo.
Go for him, go for him, I'm holding.
Right, punch me, I'm going to punch you.
We're saved, we're saved!
We're saved!
I got ammo, I got ammo.
I'm going for summit.
Are we coming in?
We got him! We got him!
Did you hear something? Pumped Peanuts will take care of you.
Pumped Peanuts would never leave you!
What do you say?
You see what you see? You have a defib on you?
I said wax on, wax off me.
Rub your nipples a little. Refuel the cold sensation in your butthole.
Here you go.
Give me a good look at you, right?
$25 oh 25 dollars under it's just pitted in the world
$25 how about $25
Thank you sir
I think we might have clean them out to the Southwest
Oh, yeah, we get inside from the south. I need just that tower. We're good
That's how see I
Fuck yeah, I did find a box of red ammo in my inventory. I was wondering where that game from
Good good good good good good. That's great to hear and circles moving west would be able with it
And we would actually win this even pulling points for like 10 minutes
This is going pretty good
Huts huts YouTube just got banned
I'm over here playing fucking Led Zeppelin ACD at full blast, mowing people down and having a blast.
Fantastic. Fantastic. Good work, Mr. Hodge. Good work. Good work, Mr. Hodge. Excellent.
I'm back in the circle.
Tech notes is grouping of houses over here, so let's hold up.
Let's go inside.
Oh, I love holding up.
Hold up, hold up for a little bit.
Give me a greenie box.
Right behind you.
Oh, oh come on in.
The one is fine.
Really?
Look, it's lukewarm.
I'm too hot, I'm too cold.
Give it, give it, give it, give it.
Give it, give it, give it.
Oh, you.
Oh, okay.
Kaka!
Kaka!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You see me, give it, you see me?
Yeah, yeah, I'll re-pay you.
I'll re-pay you.
You broke the window?
This has your prestige.
I'll re-pay you.
Fine, but that was antique
South American glass, but it's probably not very good at insulation
No, no, it wasn't very no, okay. Well that I could bring my own winners giving that's that's my house
I pay the mortgage on it. I want to break a window. I could do it. I feel absolutely terrible. All right
I'm on a 44k life right here. This is nice
Oh, we're out of the circle, we're out of the circle.
Oh, the circle is going back.
Oh god
You take those take those take those to the east of the church
Oh, I got you
That's you right where watch
Right here right here army
Oh
Don't wanna die in a little light rubbing nothing hands nothing Garrosh
You can call single one on the first flyby. I'll get them on this one. I swear
Even it takes we're keeping it tasteful. He was he was
I
Know I just got you up there and push the church
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Charge!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I don't know, fuck him.
He's gonna get to the church.
Get one up here, someone just spot him up here in front of us.
Oh, one dead, one dead.
Fuck you, fuck you, piece of shit, fuck you!
Give me a shit, pussy, give me a shit!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
No children are behind!
They're inside.
They're inside the building.
None of them are outside.
They're hollering up.
They're scaredy.
They're scaredy.
They're scaredy.
up there scared
you got you got me any a
mister don't you know i got you guys out there
get in there hold on
there's one more there's one more there's one more in the front
no
oh my goodness oh my goodness
we're so close saving private gimmick saving private gimmick
Oh, no.
you
you
you
you
you
on that tank right there yep yes sir yes Serino yes Serino yes sir just a quick spot on the
beat the odd no big deal there no big deal and we go nice little spot nice little spot
Hold on, jump for nothing?
Let's ride again!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
Uh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Uh!
You hear what you're hearing?
Listen, this is what you're hearing.
Listen, this is what you're hearing.
Come out with your hands up!
X, no, give it to ya.
Fuck, I paid for you to get it on your own.
X, no, deliver to ya.
Knock, knock, open up the door of a spiral.
Hit the knock, stop, pop, pop, pop, and stay in the still.
Oh, god, I'm fucking, oh god, too feminine.
I'm so hard getting busy with it
I got a good bunch of shit
And I make the mother fuck no one else
You get it, please
Oh, the only thing you can't sell
Is cannot replace
Stay out my way
Mother fucker
We gonna fuck
Do we gonna follow
Do we let it pass
Don't let it go
Fuck
He's gon' give it to you
He gon' give it to you
He's gon' give it to you
He gon' give it to you
Let's ride!
Excuse me, we have on-
Excuse me, excuse me
I
Get him
I'm not actually down
How to get his attention I
I do see you mr. Seven would you do you want to be my friend fucking invoice lock it in
but to make a difference in this world something don't you dare die don't you dare give up on
me you cock is too girthy dad don't you dare give up don't you dare give up soldier
I'll repeat good good he's gonna come to kill you never back down never want
mr. Summit that's why I never give up
where's folksy oh I rehearsing slurs for Saturday in the mirror I didn't call
him and leave him a message I will I will run I read that there's so many
people yet they're so many people yet oh my god oh my god we give you say
I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
First my payment.
I'm in now, I think I'm somewhere you guys at.
I just got back.
That seems, is that like a tactical?
It's a tactical strategy, because actually
I'm made by the Japanese during World War II.
work that well they we nuked him but before that it was doing pretty good
from well you learn something new every day
fuck you you watch me you son of a bitch
Don't be afraid soldier. Don't be afraid
Say I'm mr. Straight cheek and I'm brave
Well, you change the night
You become pulling right towards you boss
I even put my game and share an optimal position.
Where?
I think I got him on.
Oh no, there's another one.
Got him.
Oh, good work.
Where's he going?
Jesus Christ.
There's a whole tribe of them down here.
This is a whole tribe of them down here.
Lord have mercy, I look down at your animal.
I mean, they're moving.
This means suckin' up all your ammo, they're eatin' it.
Ain't all your ammo. That's your ammo.
It's mine.
That's your ice cream.
Now let them have it!
The life tastes real.
Take this, you bitch!
Gotcha!
Ah, now fuck you!
Now fuck you!
Take her to the west, take her to the west behind the Rocky Turn!
You want to be this, you son of a bitch!
You're gonna meet your God today. Oh wait, hold on wait
You're all alone peanut I'm coming
Where we
Swear
I swear no I swear he was right behind the rock. I swear I swear he was
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Oh drags here. Hey, you believe that you believe that you saw him
That's it
That's it. That's it. You know what that's it
What is I'm joining al-qaeda. Oh
Oh, I'm joining al-qaeda, but there's a water boy to keep everyone hydrated
How y'all doing right now pretty good
Pretty good, and if I know you didn't ask about my YouTube is functioning quite operationally
I've been spying in so many times
No, you didn't! Don't let him bite you! There's no one dead over here!
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
No, I am gone. My mortal life, the breath of my lungs, my soul has ascended up into the heavens while my mortal body lay here and shambles blood everywhere.
I have no longer been able to gasp at the consciousness and the significance of life.
Now it is time to drink.
Cheers, gentlemen, cheers, boys!
Thank you, boys, thank you.
A little bit of packing. A little bit of packing.
Oh, God. Don't revive that guy, he's a pervert!
He was watching me change over at the green base. He's a pervert. I saw him in the window.
As soon as I looked over, he ducked out and said if he was doing something else.
Oh my god, they're in the houses with us.
Don't get AIDS, sir.
Don't get AIDS.
I hope that guy in that house doesn't get AIDS.
That would be horrible.
Don't get AIDS, sir.
Don't do it.
Don't get AIDS.
That would be very bad.
Very bad, sir.
I
Mr. Moms, please help me, please I have a family
On the way Jack
All right, I no longer require your help. I no longer want to help
To help us unwanted. Oh, I'm watching it. I'm required. Thank you, Mr. Moms
Come on, man. Come on, man!
You know where you at?
I'm fucking out!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm killing myself.
I just had a guy revive me.
Never met him before.
He immediately lays next to my body and as loud as he can in this microphone goes,
I'm gonna help her!
Oh, that ain't nice.
Very nice.
have that effect on people. I have $112,000.
Being the two things, Yori, thanks, Yori.
Okay, what level of medic am I? I'm level nine medic. I need to be 11.
Dude, gimmick, are you using assault rifles, right?
Yeah, but I'm gonna do SMGs next round so I can get D-Fibs. What level do you need to be?
11 yeah, I'm honestly I know listen. I went to the fire range and the vector was absolutely
busting I
Mean absolutely busting, but did the range on these are just not
Not what they need to be me in time out
Yeah, yeah, that's my that was my problem and then with the armor once people start getting armor
I
Was thinking maybe I could try a vector with like a 2x on it that might work. So I'm telling you the vector I
I know you weren't there, but I was in the fire range on stream and I lifted up my mouse
So where I wasn't even using it I started in his chest held the down the fire button and still a sassy entire time
There's literally zero equal. Oh, dude the vectors met up and it's a strong
But I think maybe the meta might be putting a 2x on or something I
I mean, yeah, I should have a little something to do with these guys.
Thanks, boss. Thanks for the pickup.
Oh, Mr. 20 Texans, my man! Pre-tanked ya, my boy!
And Mr. Godin, Mr. BBP, and Mr. Bowler, and Mr. DB3, but the fuck is with you, man?
Good, I'm mad. Pre-tanked ya, my boy. Pre-tanked ya, my boy!
Oh, hmm.
Hmm.
If this is the US country when we're getting a part two to his only fans, the guy had a walking walk.
Look at the guys over here.
Wild boys.
Why are they so mad?
They're so very aggressive.
It's because his water's changed him, I think.
AP watching stream with my seven-year-old.
I don't mind the swearing, but can you stop playing with huds?
I don't want my son to grow up and be bad at video games.
Stop it.
Come on now.
Let's get close to this.
Seven.
Alright.
I think we have control of the huds.
That could be arranged. That could be arranged.
That could be arranged. That's a tough one.
I mean, that's, well, you don't want your, I mean, in the future,
maybe your respect level is based on how good you are at video games, you know what I mean?
Video games are like everybody's job or something. We're all in a virtual reality like meta.
That's just 57 and 7.
He's 57 and 7, he's serious.
use the head of both of us.
I can't believe that.
There's a lot to process there.
There's a lot to process.
What am I looking at?
Oh my, 34 and 15, you know, not, not bad.
Not bad, 19 and 13, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Oh, thank God, I don't want to say it until now
because obviously this would give him a lot of attention,
but now that it's been resolved,
there was a guy selling cheats
that was going to around us
and then spamming his Void button so his name would show up on our screen.
Oh my god.
I don't want to say it so now, but I just got his ass banned forever.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
She laid a sticky.
She laid a sticky.
I'll get you some.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
All right.
This game's almost over boys.
We're about to win!
I'll never, forever and ever!
I should never die against him in the most ridiculous request.
If I could jump over this damn fence?
Maybe hit the Jimmy Feb not?
I like to stay.
It's so mushy just keeps you it's cold the winter I get it I get it
Let me tell you something. I have a ray out of electricity during a winter storm
I would cut hutch open like they did in the Star Wars and just chill out inside
Visceral image
The you're doing the law man stop was like us. Yeah, some some reverent shit dude with
You ever get really cold you got to kill hutch cut him open and then it's time until it passes
Yeah, tuntun tuntun was the longest name tuntun tuntun
Well guys, this is what our first game ever this is what our first game ever. Oh my goodness guys. I'm telling you that'll do
I hate to say this but I have contributed almost nothing
Any game I have played in the last seven full hours. I I haven't gotten to my flow state
I haven't got my flow check the kills boys
Well
To suffer we're used to
No, you are not! I'm the LeBron, Jason Mordom!
I found Landmark on the ground, like, talking to everybody.
I was like, he makes less pee!
You would have been in the helicopter the whole time!
I was like, what are you doing over here?
I was like, I must be dead!
That doesn't count!
count. What do you mean? There was multiple times where you guys were pinned down and I killed.
That does it count. Kills only count when it's man to man. Hand to hand combat. Green team
join join join. Hand to hand combat Mr. Hunch. Ask your YouTube guys. See what they say.
That guy dragged you off the tower. I was fucking died. You committed a war crime. I
I hope you know that Landmonger. I will be reporting into the U.S.
I did not commit a...
Let him come. Let him come.
Viewers, can you please not all just try and join the Green Team?
Can you guys please join the Blue and the Red Team?
Their name is Bugulatorz. Do not disrespect them.
Well, you're not the only fucking streamer, cock sucker.
Well, yeah.
There's a lot of other people here, too.
Double Green Team's my team.
Green Team is my team. It's a Bugulator team.
Okay.
Can we swap it to Blue then? You want to go Blue Team?
Oh, no.
Not really.
Not really, not really.
Okay, we'll just sit here and spam and hopefully we get it.
I'll do with that. I'll do with that.
I'm, I'm in.
I'm good with that.
I'm good with that.
I'll do with that.
I'll do with that.
Ooh, I'm spamming.
I'm spamming.
You guys are not in.
You look, you just rage me at all the Star Wars fans.
Guys, there's no way you expect me to know Ton Ton's name.
There's no way you expect me to know Ton Ton's name.
I will say I did say something else the other day about strong points and I would say considered to upset many sourcens and it was true
I didn't know that that guy that like fell over that he searched the lighting
Like the controller of the Senate was the same guy
That was standing behind Darth Vader
the emperor I know those two guys are the same guy I will say that I will say
that I did just find that out last week from you guys as well
mmm-hmm property should have a property no no no I'm spamming spoilers I that that
I know that came out before we had color television that there's no way I can
I got in. I got in. We're on green man. Hey, there's just dude, there's so many people
watching and trying to join the server. We try another server then. I find it safe for
and switch service every game it's always gonna be hard to get on the same team yeah everyone's
already in it's it's not a big deal man I don't mind I got in I almost lost so too I got in right
at the end there I'm losing hope I'm losing I'm not in greed to get no come drum blue team with us
Oh, you know what? No.
We're committed.
Wait, I'm committed.
Yeah, I'm on whatever.
You want to play football on the ground in this game?
For the sake of my mental?
Bro, I'm just, dude, I'm going to be honest.
I'm really enjoying the fly-in.
Especially if I'm going against the boys.
Like, I have to fuck them up with the heli.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Especially being a half team.
you can shoot. I have. And David this way. His entire team is going to be running around
with him. It's just going to be free pickings. Yeah, stay away from that is true. I'm not
everybody. Shoot at you. No, I'm not everybody. Shoot you. I'll never read you. I do read
you. Justin Miller 7404. I just don't read your chat because I hate you. Don't get a twisted.
Guys, I don't think I'm getting on green team. I don't think I'm getting on green team
Yeah, blue team is yet again still an option guys guys now that hot just joined blue team
Right, you open team is red team. Oh, but he's right. Yeah
Because there's a lot of space you know how to beat kid you gotta be kidding
you got him. Just begin. We're
all against each other. How do
these guys get in before I do?
Is there like a secret method
that I don't have? Once you
reveal your steam or any of us
have our steams revealed, they
can join off of our recent game
realistically. What we need to
do is everyone needs to hide
their screens. We need to type
a server and a team in the chat
go offline on steam that's realistically what we need to do
this is chat privilege
chat privilege um mmm should we so we do another another server then I'm fine
I'm down down for whatever
Just don't want to spend my precious bucks
Spent a lot of money
Yeah, he's getting a couple dollars couple dollars
What a bunch of mech-o-fuckers.
Do you use good servers?
You call boss, you call...
Let's do it! Let's do it!
You guys are all scared, I feel okay.
Alright, I'll join a new server, guys. I'll join a new server.
I
Yeah, we have we go invisible awesome you guys advice
Sounds good
Guys every single server is up 100 of 100
P you swap you swap servers that's our service
It's really one join you and see you guys in rights
I
Your boys a yo
I said everyone in my I see every single person in my
P there's already a key for that server pick up. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my god. That
happened fast. I don't even join my screen. What the fuck? There's gotta be some kind of
join recent players. No, I don't think it might just be so many fucking people that they
have these new servers. No, there's a lot of servers with zero. I'm switching servers.
I'm trying to serve us again.
I'm trying to serve us.
I'm trying to serve us.
I'm trying to serve us.
Are you guys ready?
Are you joined?
Are you joined now?
How does it appear you're offline that might be why people are joining as well as Summit?
You are.
Are we saying we're...
No, I just went invisible.
No, I literally just joined off you.
I wouldn't have been able to do that.
It says I'm invisible at my speed.
I joined off of you, yeah.
I'm invisible.
I'm invisible?
I know, I know.
Yeah.
Dude, how is this guy already here?
I don't know, I don't know.
The best team.
Okay, well, Jack.
Well, what's the best team?
You'll link it. Alright, you'll link the team.
Great work.
We're back it out again
We mean I don't think you join it. He's just a young the other shipper
Oh
He's not deafened
You guys
It's gotta be something with my ping or something
I can't get on the green team ever everyone beats me everyone beats me to the green team
It'll do the joining faction thing. Oh, thank you. It's your pain cuz
I
He had saying he's the best pilot trying to practice. He's the best pilot, everyone.
Join the squad, join the squad.
Let's ride!
I don't want to leak it if some is not in yet.
Don't leak it, you just need to hide your schedule.
Do your thing, do your thing, do your thing.
No problem, let's do it.
He was the water boy, he didn't pitch.
You gonna let him talk that shit, Hutch?
Yeah, I wouldn't let him speak to you like that, Hutch.
I wouldn't let him speak to you like that.
I'm rough, I'm rough, I'm rough him up.
What are you all saying?
This guy's talking poo, this guy's talking poo on you.
Oh, this guy's already called me a washed up badass.
I don't know what to say.
He said you're a fast boss.
How does he know?
I do the job
Aaron Aaron me honestly how do you find the server?
Can I sit and squat instead of the global chest so people can figure it out?
Well, I mean you're gonna sit on my stream anyway as soon as I'm about it.
Oh, okay, yeah, I don't know much.
As I say, you're crashing in hell, you're in trouble.
You see this?
What do you want me to do?
I just asked a stream sniper that's been shooting at me since the two betas you know, and I
see very much like him.
How he got into the game, and guess what he said?
Guess what he said?
I joined off hunch.
All right, I'll hide.
I'll hide.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you out of your mind?
No, bro.
I had to fucking turn it off earlier.
I'm sorry, Miles.
That won't happen again, Miles.
earlier. I'm sorry, Miles. It won't happen again, Miles.
That was the whole plan. Why have we backed out?
I just kicked you from the group.
Jack, can you join the room again?
Yeah, sir.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That was the whole point, man.
Jeez, Louise.
Jeez, Louise.
Hodge.
Hodge.
Oh.
Don't help me out there, Miles.
Mr. Hodge, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
I'm just disappointed, Mr. Hodge.
I'm getting word in my chat quote, that's why YouTube banned them.
I actually hate you all. I hate you all.
Is this the new map, by the way?
Oh, is it released?
No, it's not. No, the map is released.
The map is released, yeah.
Oh, cool.
New map seems very ratty.
Pretty ratty.
Is it like a lot different?
A lot of, like, buildings and shit like that.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Well, there's one main building at the middle.
It's a huge warehouse.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
I'm locked in here, boys.
Locked in.
Did you two ban huts?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
They're cracking down on fat people.
You have to be under 350.
You can't yank on the guy's titties
like one of those gym workout machines.
Those are the two requirements.
Unfortunately, he didn't make the cut.
I locked it in, boys! Locked it!
I can agree, I must.
Oh god, I'm with drag! Oh my god!
Drag, do you even have a fucking gun?
All right, Jack come on. You're with me. All right pal. I
Don't want to be with you. You're with you with me. All right, chief
You know how to do you know hold down middle mouse click and then go down go pull your mouse down and like do it
Like that's how you do them
You'd like point you can put your hands up you do absolute cinema. Oh, it's like an absolute cinema evil on the right side
What's the situation in there landmark?
Oh shit.
I'm dead but I just smoked a bunch of guys on a stack.
Oh shit that was his bandage coming out of his gun.
Actually three blue man kissed me on the left.
Oh my god I see them.
All of you boys follow me guys.
Yeah they kissed me on the mouth.
I call them stretchers.
Did your brother leave kiss?
Nothing wrong with your brother leave kiss.
Nothing wrong with your brother leave kiss at all.
No.
more sponsored for it, I believe, and then I'm coming back unsponsored after the
major October update. That's the plan for that game, big man. That's the plan for
that game, big man.
Gotcha!
Jesus Christ, I'm so good at this thing. This thing, I am insane. I hit every side.
I didn't miss the seal, sorry that guy by the way, just remember that, remember that.
Okay, remember it.
We're going to pack it in a little bit, babe.
Tears, boys, tears!
Alright, Rebecca.
Are you alive, are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, you're good.
Right.
Let's pack it, come back, so we can come right to you, and where's the zone at?
Oh, right next to you, we, we, we, fuck those guys, we gotta get to the zone boss!
Strike, miss, strike!
Psst!
No, you, there's no...
Come, come!
Oh, I'm following Aaron Dager. I'm coming to you.
Mr. Aaron Dager is one of my most trusted stream snipers.
Most trusted in the game.
You're fluffier. You ready for battle?
You come out?
You know, that is the other side of the coin for stream snipers.
You feel like you get to know these people.
There are certain people I see and I'm like, oh, I can count on him.
on him.
I'm sure people are like, ooh, can't count on him.
Daniel, that guy's not reliable.
Mr. Aaron Yeager is my most reliable stream sniper of War Dogs by far.
Mr. Red would probably be my second.
Oh, too fine, gentlemen.
Oh, yeah, Rezzy.
There's some other cool ones, but not as reliable.
I didn't hit it a single shot and I'm an orphan.
They caught my horkes here because I also miss old Clint.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
You can see what the silly boys did to them and she is.
Find this house.
Gotcha!
I already got it boss, don't worry.
What's up, what's up? Yeah, so the bus we're getting all the boys
I gotta get bigger back back. We don't have enough ammo boys. We gotta get we got a month. We're gonna get much in the back bank
You got to my finger all right my jacket. Listen. Listen to me. Listen to me. Look at me. Look at me soldier
Look at me. Listen. There's bad men right over that rinse in the southeast when I say we go. Are you ready?
That's right. That's right
This is working this is going pretty good that guy had a great idea
Green team certified hen job that guy when we get back to base
Oh
Couple bombs
You got some co-worker relationships going on here in the green team. I'll have to take this up with HR
Well, how to love in the air yeah, I love in the air I think there I think there might actually be a cheater in the game right now
Oh really what was that? Yeah, there's a guy invisible punching me right now. I think
It's not hit me like bullets, I'm not hearing any bullets, but I just keep taking damage
I think there's there's one in yeah
He's well let him kill you get his game. Wait wait hit. Oh, yeah
If you hit B, if he kills you, you'll see him.
He's not killing me on purpose, I don't think.
Just stay still.
Let him kill you, Mod.
I'll kill you.
How is there an invisible man?
Where if somebody else killed you,
you'll still be able to see him, even if you get team TK.
I'm not going to lie to you, Hutch.
I've got a suspicious feeling that that guy is not hacking.
And it's like a glimpse.
I shot them.
And he knows how to do it.
I mean, KB.
Hey, man.
Hutch, I had the spawn vehicle.
It wasn't visible on the map earlier, so maybe there's some shit.
well bro it's like it's different than a player but
bro I am telling you right now something's going on
I don't know what it is
are you getting hit right now?
yes like I just got hit again and it's not a bullet it's taking like
like a punch a punch damage away from me
is he in the seat next to you?
no bro I'm
I'm fucking walking around man
he's here
Ah, that was a great clip after this whole conversation, then looking to your left.
Just to check the ground for a snake, it could be a snake.
Ooh, I feel like I have fucking...
And then looking to your left.
She was good out here, she was good out here.
It could be a snake.
Oh, I feel like I have fucking Doctor Jackal and Wardogs.
Ooh.
Followed you over.
I don't know. I've not seen a lot of hitting going on boys. What do you think? Am I crazy?
I'm not seen a lot of hitting going on. I love those teams death blobs in the circle.
It's great. Yeah. So you stop moving for a second. I want to see this guy hit you. I
I help you for a second. I want to see this guy hit you. I
Just shot from my
yet
No, he he's not he's not hitting me anymore
Yeah, I've reviewed the footage that would be a that being gone. That's a gun shooting you know, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, back up, back up in my body at the apartment and watch me take damage
And then when I leave watch me as I run away from the apartment
It was invisible
It's either above or something
I'm telling you
Hey man
Hey man
Well I had the spawn vehicle visible on the map earlier
Well bro it's like
I know that's different than a player but
Bro I am telling you right now
It is kind of weird.
I just keep taking damage.
I think there's one in...
Yeah, there's definitely a cheater in the game.
It is kind of weird.
Not on purpose, I don't think.
What is that?
Even if you're if you get team TK something I'm not gonna lie to you lunch. I've got a suspicious feeling that that guy is not hacking
Different than a player
Well, I am telling you right now something's going on
That is gotta we is your teammate from behind there wasn't to be right behind they were was your team at the first time
I think there's there's one in yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay
Okay
Okay, now I see what you guys said now. I see what you guys have said
Well, I've reviewed the footage and I figured out what was in you and it's
If you look back at the footage every time you turn around there's a teammate running away from the position you got shot from
So it was just somebody following me around
Mm-hmm. Just what was he shooting me with I don't know, but would you do team damage?
It does less damage per shot than it is if an enemy shot you and that explains why it does
He was fucking with you. He was fucking with you
Oh my god, dude. I was my mentor was in a fucking blender
I mean this guy followed me for so long
It's a red team spy
Good detective work boys, good detective work gentlemen, we solved the case. We dragged it wide open
But you watched it all the way like in the apartments and out there, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched it twice.
Okay. Alright, I saw-
There's a blue mic fucking there in the bathroom!
They're taking off it!
How do I-
These little bastards?
Good work, boys.
What do we do with them?
What do we do with the fresh meat?
Fuck him, guys!
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!
Fuck his ass, fuck his ass!
Oh, yeah, oh yeah!
Retee! Retee!
Good work, boys. Good work.
Those are fine soldiers right there boys, those are fine soldiers right now.
I would find Saddam-Marsat with these soldiers any day of the week.
Excuse me.
As we are dominated right now, you guys see this?
I know, I mean we're in the hot town, it's just like, I can't, I'm just, I just can't
even find enemies.
I'm assuming we're gonna get like right a 50 and then these other teams you know the cool against will understand the gravity of their situation
Together and they will get their shit together. Yeah
I think part of the team's get staggered and they just they trickle in and then they die
They put another helicopter and they die
Or they just hot drop on the zone
Yeah, I think you're right, Mr. Neymar. I'm seeing a couple guys and then we eviscerate them.
I bet that we see a couple guys and we eviscerate them.
Oh, guys!
Oh, but sir, would you mind moving your fat ass?
Oh, god!
Team and post up for the zone is headed at the catcher.
How about everybody there?
Hello!
Guys, you...
You smile like ass!
You smile like ass!
What is that? What do you even think? That's not even a gun!
Get yourself a BB gun, you bitch!
And take it to anything!
You want some of this? You want some of this, pussy?
Oh, you want some of that?
You want some of that, huh? I mean, take one of these, bitch!
Oh, you want some of these? You want some of that?
Huh? You want some? You want some, bitch?
You want some? You want some pussy?
Yeah, you like that, motherfucker! You like that?
I like that! This is my house!
This is my house!
This tower, dude, not... not me, it's in this tower.
Oh, shit, I just realized this... Oh, shit, I just realized this...
Oh, shit, I just realized what that word said.
Oh...
Ooh, that was on the street for a while.
No footage for viewing needed.
No viewing footage needed right there.
Does anybody see any 9mm M1s in these cool jets?
Uh, what do we do?
We're gonna just kill this fool real quick.
You have extra?
Did you find out a guy's dead body?
Uh, I have so much extra.
Oh, fantastic.
Okay.
I have this much extra.
Where are you at?
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm right here.
You want some lanes?
Oh, oh.
You sure?
Alright, okay.
You been packing lanes?
I'm at the top of the tower. I took the whole damn thing.
Oh, good work, Mr. gimmick.
Holy shit.
Guys, we are just dominating this match.
Holy crap. It's 40 to 0 to 2.
Every at 51 in the circle our entire
This is what I'm telling you, it's not big right here. I got him. Is he is he up there give me he's not
He's up there. I was
a mag and I
Focus
I'm going I'm going it just one just one
I
He'll be stopping around up there. He's got flip-flop John
for a beat vacation
To be more to be more it
Gotcha, I just a gamer chair for maximum quality. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting helped up
I think I think we got him. Yeah, well, he killed himself. That means they're probably no one else here
I'm sick. They're not gonna be to see it
Ease everybody okay up here
Yeah, I'm doing great boys. It's fresh in it. There's a man in the apartment
Yeah, public clear public clear with the other parmins the other apartment the one with the helicopter on it this guy
This is an absolute steamroll.
This is a blowout.
These guys are ass.
These guys are ass, boys.
You see this?
These guys fucking suck.
Who would have gotten to the east making a ruckus?
Making a mess of the situation.
I haven't full-died once, I've gone down a full-died once.
Bro, the SMG fucking sucks!
The SMG is amazing!
I hate the SMG, boss.
What do you mean?
Oh no, I feel like it's gonna kill people fast.
Oh
Holy crap, oh that's the super Alice's Steven, please never use that sound again
Please God never use that sound again. Holy crap. Holy jeez. That is not standing. That is not sandy
That's just gonna be standing in my doorway when I wake up at three in the morning in my sleep
I use your shoes
I'm already I'm already I'm already I'm already I'm like 20 times
We got two 12 round mags right now.
89 millimeter HF gas.
That goofy gas.
I have feet.
I have a little bit of feet.
You have more?
Yeah.
Watch out.
Tickle, tickle.
Tickle to the east.
I'm really pushing.
You're pushing.
Yeah, we have.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Fucking I'm pushing.
I got 60 bullets.
Oh, shit!
No!
No!
I'm down down.
I think you were struck.
I think you were struck.
You did it!
You're not staying close.
You were safe you're safe.
Stayed up immediately, said.
Stayed up immediately.
Stayed up.
Okay, I'm going to stay up immediately.
Okay, unless you enjoy getting penetrated.
Oh...
Yes!
Tough decision.
Tough decision.
Why not?
God.
Oh, God.
I'm going to say something that I didn't hear.
I think you were struck.
I don't know how to spell it.
I'm going to say it.
You see those people?
Yeah, don't stand up.
Don't stand up.
Everyone stand up everybody stand up at once!
Oh oh sure, no no I'm killing him!
You can rest, you can rest.
Prepare your comfort magazines like you do, like you do!
Are we still getting points boys?
We're still getting points!
Libra, where did you die from?
Uh, across the valley.
Can you let me see it over the wall?
That's it, that's it, that's it!
I'm going in!
All sides there in every window in every building
What's that?
Are you still here?
Where'd you go?
There is
Oh god
I wonder fire, I wonder fire
Someone going
Nice job
I just killed two people they begged me to revive them
I made them pay me $500
Revived them and then killed them
You devious dog
How did you scam me
You devious dog
Doggy dog world
Oh
Just take us to the north up on that white house
We want to go there boys
You want to go there boys?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
See a little peep, little peep, never hurt anyone?
Little peep, never hurt anyone?
Hmm.
You see what I mean? See what I mean? Wax, wax, wax!
I'm also dropping it for the helicopters.
I'm going in!
Hey, Hudson, it's you? Are you not in our team, Hudson?
No, no, no, no. There's people. There's people in there. What do you mean?
Hudson, I think you're on our team. Hudson, not on our team.
Wait, are you not green?
We are, but you're not in our squad or whatever.
Oh, yeah, no, no.
I wish I could see any Mr. Junkie Monkey.
I'm not trying to run my hands together for five minutes.
I appreciate it.
Oh, my gosh. Full chopper just unleashed, hell.
You make what's going on in here, boss?
Is it troubling? Are you getting troubling? Is someone messing with you?
A couple of spider monkeys. A couple of spider monkeys?
Oh, let me talk to them, let me talk to them.
Oh, oh, have you destroyed kittens, Ben Nadi?
Have you destroyed kittens, Ben Nadi?
You've made the alpha wolf very angry.
I am I am solo on Emma right now. I'm running though as well. I'm really fainter. I need 545
No
As we're losing points we're losing points we gotta get to the zone to the zone boys to the zone
Come on boys. Come on to the zone to the zone
a whole load of men a whole load of men have just dropped right in front of us right to
these
Thank you, thank you, how bad did you up to I got you get that money get that one
I
Got you got you one more of me double-tower double-tower
I'm going in
You're everywhere
I
Fucking give it we ball
To the zone was in zone is contested to the guys. Oh, yeah, I get some nine millimeter quick
Let's track you have to have an extra
How is no one money nine millimeter right now, I have take like a hundred bodies this is
Bro, it's a terrible bullet
No one got no one's not even if it is you still got to get the defibrillator level 11 mad at you
No one's running right in the middle of me that
What what you see
I
Got you
What what guys like die come break die come break what's what I know about it?
What the fuck out of nowhere
I got guys in the helicopter
You keep flying in and calling me Diabetes. What the hell's going on?
You should do it. I did this.
Those guys were on the other team last game.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, well, yep.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone. Guys, I'm killing myself.
All right.
No, I chose Fondamel.
No, I don't want to. I'm going out of all my ammo.
I would have sucked up like a hundred and fifty from you.
Which I'll tell you if we just get a level 11 medic we can all revive each other with the defibrillators and then you can switch back to whatever gun you want
You won't
That's right boss
I'll be a thousand dollars if you ever use your joystick
We're loosing.
Couple bandages.
Can I get 30 round magazines yet?
Are you serious?
We are so close to level 10 boys.
We get the 30 round magazines.
Oh, we're jumping in?
Two sides of me.
Just in case the locals get a little risky.
Just in case the negatives get a little wild.
$210,000. I'm on an $84,000 run right now.
$210,000. Yep, I'm at $100,000.
$278,000.
Oh, the fuck I got.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You're like a professional baseball player and stuff,
but you know what the flex on us that are?
That's not a side of it.
Guys, once again, he was the water boy.
He ran out half-time.
Who needs water?
Who needs water?
A lot of putting.
That is not true.
That is not true.
He was the water boy, guys.
Do you imagine a six-foot-eight touch running out
on the baseball field with a couple of walkers?
Something that even cubs out there.
Yeah, I could imagine.
I
Imagine a match in hot tax you play baseball
He hits with the bat and he's got a run in like I hope that that that square is pretty big
I'm assuming he's winning by the time he gets halfway through first and second base
I was a pitcher dumbass I didn't run to first base
Yeah, but surely you have to get the hit right? No
No
No
You ever went to bat nope not whatever I was a professional whatever I was in high school. I did but non-prose
Professional water boy
What the fuck what you do?
No, I did not play the clarinet. I played the bitch for definitely play the drum. I played the French horn
It is a very classical instrument
I need some bandages. I'm on your team. Blue team. Go blue team.
Guys, if you could be good at any instrument on the planet, what would you pick?
Bad dragon.
Right now. Talk to her.
This guy's a loser.
God damn it.
The bad dragon. I don't think you have to wish for that one.
the back of me from a prowl I go prowl
he's he didn't provide
oh you said they do you're welcome would you fuck me I'd fuck me
Oh, he's out of scope.
Oh, reload!
No, no, no, not like this.
Alright!
I see you, drag.
Give me a second.
Let me work.
Where are they?
Just one of the tree-line.
I see them.
I see them.
I see them.
B-team forever pushing!
I saw them.
Gotcha!
I don't see them anymore.
Hmm...
Oh my god.
Don't it.
Sir, sir, I was just psyching, I was just seeing a wizard break, please.
Oh, we're all dead in O'Block.
Guys, I'm proud to announce that I just went to the top of that apartment and I beat two
guys to death.
We're all dead at Obok.
Guys, I am proud to announce that I just went to the top of that apartment and I beat
two guys to death with my fists.
Beat two guys off on the roof?
Beat two guys off on the roof.
I brought it, I brought it.
At the same time?
At the same time.
You're amadeu-stress?
Amadeu-stress.
Good for you, honest.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What instrument is that?
That's the skin flute.
I
We should medic them I am I would generally don't know
Let's all use the assault rifle same, but so let's say you just arrived. We'll get the rest of our medic medic xp from reviving people with the doozy
Little something something
little something something bottom floor to
little something something
here we go now we ride
Oh, Miss Hondo, Miss Hondo, can I have a quick pick up?
Thank you, Miss Hondo. I'm the greatest pilot in the west.
I'm just gonna, what's your plan? Where you at?
We're still fighting no block. We took them on the floor, but they're still in.
Oh god. Okay, alright, okay.
Okay, I see in the chat there's a blue guy saying peanut. You're my next meal
And then giga-chat saying yeah, I'm gonna eat you like I'm
We're losing points we got into that circle boys
I'm gonna land right on you, but that's right on you
Boys locked it in and land right on the circle air it out King Von style take all the flights
So basically arm of
Change sheet I think that button works
Thanks.
Let's see the button.
Are the extra pieces good?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
They're a matter of the matter.
I tell you boys, we get that vector, we cannot be killed.
I'm doing it, boys.
Ooh.
Hey, how you doing?
Ah!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
Okay.
Guys, get your EVT cards out!
The blue team's on their way!
I don't know, but the zone's going right towards us.
Anybody in the zone's going to be heading towards Oblok right now.
I'm just going to pop a quick kill and I'll be back over there.
I
Fuck up the river they're in the river south south south
Why don't you guys from the south there were cross to watch across
Yeah, they're all over
All the across remember all the fucking they're gonna try to cross what's the circle here to say it was wait
Oh
There's a helicopter behind you guys drop people off careful
I see him on that hill
There's a ton of them around me, a ton of them boys.
I'm just gonna get you if you're reaching 100,000 in my life.
Yeah, I got that from you.
I have a cold eye this entire game.
Little bitty healing?
Get him Uncle P. I want it much, I want it.
I have no uncle. I know all the latest slay, Jim Denner.
I'm just trying to take those down.
I'm holding it down for my game right now.
Right, run up to no block!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We need 556, there's some of these bodies.
Two-second lid?
There's more on that one over there.
Here we go, nice and easy, nice and easy.
Where's this fool?
Where's this hooligan?
I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna see it. I'm marking them right now.
Helly behind us. It might be trying to land for that apartment.
Move the house over there. To our right.
Behind the house. Behind the house. Behind the house.
Mm-hmm. This is going pretty good. Hey, what's crush?
They got me dead. Oh nice. There's one sniping back there
Oh
My man! My man!
They're like on our tag.
You're a nasty dude, and I let you die!
Oh, you devious dog! You devious dog!
Thank you, doctor. Seriously.
I hope you're all right. Please, just want to see what the buggy is at that.
Thank you, big man.
Still another one?
That's massive. Thank you, doctor. Thank you, doctor.
It's very kind of you, big man. It's very kind of you.
Thanks, Hooligan. I catch that consistency.
I'm just gonna be you, I'm just gonna be you!
You can't fuck yourself in front of me!
YEP!
I'm just gonna be, I'm just gonna be, come with me!
Leave those fools to toil!
Toil in their mess!
We're heading to the zone and take this, take this storm!
Dig at my storm!
Oh, take us up and out to the west!
I gotta pull this laser far too early!
I'm with you I'm with you that guy just cut his parachute 70 meters in the air
Aim for the bushes
I got the assist you are a Dan you got the assist on that's what matters most oh
My god, oh
Okay, that guy just died.
Hey, there's like, there's a mowal on the farm where I was gone.
There's one right on our wall!
H-h-h-h-h-h!
He's lit. He's lit.
Hey, that's my mother's house.
Oh, that's your mother's house.
Your mother is a very...
...light lady.
Ah, she's gonna catch us.
Catch us.
I'll be in security.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
He went to the left.
But you didn't stand back, go hit him!
Damn, I never thought I was one.
I'm fucking farming, bro.
I'm going crazy.
Behind you, behind you, Peanut.
Oh, oh, god.
Oh, my god.
Call him, I call him.
Call him, I call him.
Oh, no, you fucking shots.
Hey, sorry, we are in trouble.
He's a greater gift.
We got big blues.
Watch, watch, watch.
Big blues, big blues.
Good shot, good shot, good shot, good shot.
Big blues, big blues.
Please help me, please!
Please help me.
I'm not gonna...
They're crawling.
I need medical assistance!
Excuse me, please, excuse me!
Excuse me, please help me, please!
You are not innocent!
Get in the water!
Get in the water!
Drag me! Drag me!
They're in the bushes across the street to the right.
Who's that?
We've got a hero on the way.
I don't think it's a hero. There's no one next to you.
Oh, thank God.
It's a good guy.
Here, here's your...
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, that's what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
You just meagred over far by body for five full minutes and then got shot.
Dude, you don't know what I was fighting with.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
We kill yourselves?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I have an idea. Yeah, we're in a terrible spot kill yourself. I'm gonna spawn you kill yourself
Oh, that was a glorious one
Dying glorious found that's what matters much. We live on forever the house of a Hala as soon as we spawn though
We're gonna get shot at you want to make money. Yes. I like my knee
No, you don't want to make money
Okay
I'll just say you can spot in the heli and make
Who is the plan you gotta wait for me that we got a lot of good plays in like
Fucking I got a guy. I want it down. I got a guy
I'm on I
Watch what yell me
What's what yelling guys we cannot let some it single-handedly beat us. You sure on the other team?
Yeah, oh, he's on blue in that tower
Mr. Crow mr. Crow
you
you
you
you
you
You
There's guys fighting on top
There's a guy literally
His shaft from ball to tip and the base of the drill. I'm telling you
Okay, yes, no lotion left. It's out
Thank you, thank you. Thank you. You're back. Oh, it's mr. Red. Thank you, mr. Red
W
Get it on get it on
Go back here and shit live!
Bottle me boy, Bottle me gig!
I tried to bite me, I shouldn't have eaten right through the back of my head.
I'm gonna die, P.B.
Oh, this guy's a mic.
Go back here and shit.
I was talking about the genie, I was talking about the genie.
He's just in his spot, I hear you, there's my...
Fantastic, fantastic.
What's the loud sound?
Perfect.
Oh, the living room's audio system.
What a street delight.
I
Just people on the old blog apartments right now to our south lunch
If we get that circle red stick and way too many points
Really doing good this guy doing
There's actually no way Summon just got banned, that's actually...
You live and learn, you live and learn, there's consequences.
Yeah, maybe you should be cheating.
I remember helping Summon put the DMA card in his computer and I was like, Summon, are
you sure you want to do this?
He said, no, I'll just use it for Excel spreadsheet, like Internet Explorer and stuff.
But I knew there's only one reason you have a DMA card and he said, don't be, and I'm
sure he's going to put it in.
But I hope he learns his lesson.
I hope he learns his lesson.
I hope he learns his lesson, grow.
People can grow.
People can grow.
People can grow.
People can change.
People can change.
Mhmmm.
Mhmmm.
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's okay, it's okay!
It might have been that guy.
I think he was a little long ago.
That's a foul.
Look at that guilty.
That'll happen.
Yeah, you see his fucking head?
We go.
We're boxing.
I have had someone fly into my heli, like four times,
Yeah, I'm gonna put these apartments
I got this dude killing me letting me get rez shoot me through a wall letting me get rez
Just aim bottom the fuck out of me, bro, and I say to my child like oh
Hey, this guy and the next thing you know, I'm bad
So there actually was a cheater in the lobby yeah, he was a bond he was like specifically trying to kill me
That fucking hilarious
Wow.
Be a little misclicked.
Little desktop.
Little desktop of the devs.
Little desktop of the devs.
You never remember.
You know, whoever banned you is probably, everyone's probably ragging on them right now.
I understand.
I understand.
That office is probably black.
I'm an idiot.
Jammer, jammer, jam sent.
This is Wilford Brimley.
Reminding you to check your blood sugar and check it often.
Peanut the DMX intro is fire. Cheers, good sir.
Hell yeah, let's go!
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh.
That's what you hearin', listen. That's what you hearin', listen.
That's what you hearin', listen.
Come out with your hands up!
Exco, give it to ya. My fuck paid for you to get it on your own.
Exco, deliver to ya.
Not open up the door the spread
But the night stop pop pop pop and stay in the still
Oh, no, I'm fucking, oh, I'm too fussy
No hard getting busy with it
We could have won this shit
And I miss the motherfucker money if he's dead, please
But the only thing you can't see
Is came out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker
You gonna fuck, you gonna fall
If you let it pop, don't let it go
It's gon' give it to ya
It gon' give it to ya
It's gon' give it to ya
It gon' give it to ya
I
Was actually a perfect amount of time to get here. Can you go a little lower my legs aren't made of Jell-O?
Thank you, Mr.
Thank you. You're very kind man
Yeah, play like you can't get up and you just put your wife yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll motivate you that'll motivate you
See you later, Summit.
Have a good one, Summit.
Have a good one. See you later, now.
Listen, buddy, we're on to you.
We are on to you.
I know you've been playing legit for the last 50 years of streaming,
but you decided to start cheating the day before 9-11, 2026.
Ugh.
Oh, my God. I'm not sure how those two are related.
Trust me, they're related. Just trust me.
You guys have to believe me on this one. I know.
I got inside
It's push by die first in the summit industrial company
No, I just got beat to death
Well, kind of, he helped, but there's a guy out there running out naked, and he just needs to do his punch while another guy was shooting me.
That guy's a psycho! That guy's a psycho! Did you see that?
Uh, do you have a resuscitancy?
I've got a resuscitancy, but there's a blue guy with no guns, and a red guy with guns working together.
Yo, what's the score? I'm listening to 8012.
We're at 72. 72.
San Gaines, N88.
Get in there, sir.
You don't look so again, buddy.
There was a man who shot and beat me up!
I need a resuscitation support, it's just...
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up.
Oh, that guy's name is bad.
Thank you for the 40 months, my man!
the 40 bunch my man 40 my
I
Guys luck and love we're going in we're going in it's time to take that circle. We've been goofing around too long
Through the circle boys through the circle judge
I'll tell you why we're losing points. I'll tell you why we're losing points right now so much on the other TV
Shadows DMA card clock and whatever it says capacity
Yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is you see that that's that's that's that's
Typical I'm not sure you got that's classic denial right there guys classic denial. He's going through the seven stages of grief. I'm cheating
I
Last year I heard it. It's a heavy burden
burden
You said I can use it to your car tomorrow. Did you do that? Oh, no
I
Have been violated the things that have been done to me
That he should be in jail. He should be in jail for the rest of his life. Oh, thank you. Mr. Dupapi
What do you do?
There is the stadium boys get him get him
That's we're gonna win this game by landslide
Where they have boys that the stadium by stadium all up
Are they on the roof?
Yeah, well maybe not on the roof, but also not on the roof sometimes.
Got it.
Hey, I'm here. How's our clearing up?
That's so sacred.
Oh, they're all the fucking windows, too.
One's on the roof?
They're like fucking turds.
Roof dead?
That's the same guy!
I knew I should have switched this poop or something like that.
I'm trying to get an angle on that window.
Mr. Crow, Mr. Crow, please!
Yeah, I hear you.
Mr. Crow, please!
Mr. Crow, Mr. Crow, get in there!
Are you getting fucking nasty with a chopper?
Holy shit.
Thank you, Mr. Crow, thank you, Mr. Crow.
He is? Really?
Welcome in, Mr. Clubsie!
He's beautiful, man.
Oh.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Now this guy's going to get banned for a different reason, Mr. Sabot.
Very different method.
He's beautiful.
That's probably good for society.
Oh, I just cleared out the inside hatch.
Excellent work. Good work, brother.
Whoo!
There might be a couple more up in the very, very top, but I need to pack my-
No, your top is clear. I already got those guys.
Oh, my God.
Where's Red taking points here?
Through the zone, boys!
Your guys' church is clear.
They're down below somewhere, but I don't see them yet.
I got a few of a couple of guys going to zone right now, we need some points
There was bad guys over there
Hold on now, what's going on here?
We should have all these shoes here.
Is that you up in the alley beside you?
Yeah, I'm lying about and fighting my five of them.
Judging, judging, judging.
We got a crew coming, coming that way.
They are all looking at me, Bob.
Something.
Eh!
We see, we see, we see.
Woo, woo, woo.
Need something guys?
Reds, reds taking it, reds taking it.
We gotta get guys in the circle.
Yeah.
Throw me where they're everywhere.
I'm taking him down, Mr. I'm taking him down!
Yeah, I'm cooking, we are cooking.
The tables are hot boys, the tables are hot.
I'm killing people at the church, boys.
That's gonna all be right there, we're gonna be safe.
Let's go Max.
Two people left, Bob at the church or something?
Need a bit of packing there, need a bit of packing.
Although this game is probably got like 10 minutes left max. Oh, unless we just fall apart
Just looking clear they're inside
Push up the turk down
They're inside the church once I once here
Well that is really up a lot, but
On that shed in that shed that much
Baby baby baby, baby, baby, baby. We're master that
I'm cheating one anyway.
We're closer.
We need to hide right now.
Is that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Black hole.
Black hole.
Is that dwarf?
Is that how?
No, I'm not a ammo.
Fuck.
It's under these.
Yeah, it's in the trees.
I think he just landed it and ran.
I don't know.
Is he the only one I need?
I'm mad at right now.
You're off, Jack.
You're on.
Is he the only one in here right now?
You're off Jack, he's right!
I'm gonna Jack, he's right!
Behind us, behind us
It's just my electronic shocker now
Hold on now
He's right here, he's right
Give me a second
Give me two minutes to watch
Yeah, there's a guy right here
The pilot, he's like, he got out right here
Let's just jump right back
I'm not gonna force anybody in there
I'm gonna take some minutes to jump him
Can they kill a loser? Can they kill a lot? I hate this game.
I'm just kidding.
No way he didn't hear that. No way he did not hear that. Are you serious?
Did you not hear that?
No, I'm standing on top of the guy who decided to commit a crime.
That guy you killed let me do I'm gonna give you the exact voice. He said he goes
Catch a bitch as much. Thank you. Good chair. So I get that x-max
in the middle of the
whole time, perfect man.
The Bino is so good.
You're very kind man.
What do you see?
You gotta take that clip man.
He got it.
Look at it after this game.
The way I described it did not do it justice.
It's dead down to better.
See what?
Oh my god.
This way.
I see it.
It's like six people
Already much
I was I was born ready
I killed as many as I could boy
Packet me
Hey
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh!
Oh, quick revive, huh?
Quick revive?
No revive, you need a little revive.
A little revive?
A revive?
A revive? A little revive?
The green team forever, you stupid motherfucker!
The green team forever, bitch!
Oh, let's drive!
Come on! Follow me boys, follow me!
Come on, come on, you watch.
Can you take us? Can you take us?
Yeah, I think I got him.
I got him!
You scared me! You scared me!
You come over here. You come over here. I'm not doing you.
You come over here. You come over here.
I'm not done with you. I'm not done with you.
I'm not done with you.
You should have taken off his body so you can't pick him up.
I don't think you had to go. This guy was particularly poor.
What's that money situation looking like, sir? What money you got?
$8.70 grand.
Ooh, not $2.70. Not $2.70.
All right. Good work out there, team.
We got some cash. We got some cash.
I do that so we go
That'll happen
Yeah, let me revive them let me revive it then you can match them okay, you don't revive them all right
Okay, you ready give it
I go ahead and mess with him, give it guys.
Nobody touches guys, just give it guys.
Hey, just it.
I was the only one to revive my ass.
That's game, that's game.
Oh boy.
We're the winners.
It only shows us getting summit banned to win.
Yeah.
I was about to start popping off on you.
I'm actually texting the devs right now.
I've been, let me hold on.
It's funny.
I've been seeing summons and some pretty impossible shots.
Here we go.
While I was standing over like like fucking 12 dead bodies, bro
And I was like I killed a couple of the guys they're waiting to resum and then I got the name on about sniper
Dude our whole squad got the top five slots. Yeah, I mean actually guys
I actually just realized the devs did taxi about the summit situation
Now I usually don't use this word on steam because it's technically against the rules by just a lot of streamers use it
So I'm just gonna use it this one time since I'm reading it
So here's what the devs texted me a few minutes ago. Please tell Summit we are sorry a retarded gimp
banned him they were trying to ban a cheater in his server
Laughing boys
Oh look it's the cat behind 7-Eleven, Cloaksy!
Hey Cloaksy, hey!
Hey, how you doing, buddy?
Hey, how you doing, Cloaksy?
Alright guys, have a great night dude.
If you join us this morning, I'll see you tomorrow morning, later.
Hey brother, how you doing?
I have a good one, I have a good one.
Cloaksy finally showed up, huh?
Are you backing out?
No, no, I've been trying to call you for weeks, Cloaksy.
Okay, I don't think you'll be able to join.
Well, I got that
I probably got you a hundred times in the last month to pick up to to
Yeah, because half the time when you're calling me is I actually blocked your number so you see now thank your
No, I don't know what it is cozy. No, don't try to lie. It's the sexual tension. It's the sexual tension to you and me
And you know how to handle it. That's what's going on
That's what's going on here
You used to call me on your cell phone
Cozy, Cozy, late night when you need my love
Are we going to the charity or not?
Oh yeah, let's switch over to a cozy enjoy, yeah
This team is doing the human therapy
Relieving?
We gotta lose the cozy again
I could just run you guys off of
You just run that, you stay in that one
I already got it
We gotta like cover our shit
Yeah, we gotta, yeah
Are we hiding the screens of doing a new one?
You go
Really cozy cozy makes you turn the sniper going visible on this one steam. Go in this one steam
That bad yeah, it's that bad. Yeah, all right guys. You're right. I'm not a budget
I'm leaving sorry I was muted for a sec. I'm about you guys everybody guys leave cover
Oh
So it's full
It's already full. Oh, see I don't know how to invite you because just being was always something fucking stupid. Oh
Oh, there it is. Oh, I forgot that your name is the line line line line line my apologies
Q 8 of 8 at the moment. Let me
I did join with 87 in it so
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
I'm trying to go for like a six year seven year some ship.
No, six, seven.
Oh, okay.
Oh, look at 30.
That was all I see.
Oh, I'm joining one.
I'm joining one.
Are you good?
Did you join in?
I see no, you know what, guys?
I see I'm in.
No, no, no, no, no.
How are you?
It doesn't make any sense.
You should be able to join up.
I mean, you can join up.
You're appearing online.
I can join up here.
I'm invisible.
I'm invisible right here.
You're an invisible, right?
You're an invisible.
You're an invisible.
You're an invisible.
I'm just invisible, I'm invisible right here.
I don't know, I see you online.
Me, it's just invisible, not people that aren't friends.
Wait, you guys, no, I'm switching servers
because I wanna play that new map.
We keep not playing the new map
because we have to switch servers.
Yeah, I wanna play the new map.
I wanna play the new map too.
I wanna play the new map too.
I wanna play the new map.
Yeah, I wanna play the new map too.
One second. It's kind of hard to find one with the new map that isn't completely full. I think everybody wants my new map
Yeah, this might be impossible
This let me give it one more look see me one
Region I'm changing my reason everything. Oh, this might work. There's quite a few people, but we might go again
Are you sure?
I'm in
Yeah, I'm ready. Nobody's joining a fucking team right now. No, it's actually insane
We're fine. We'll get it. We'll get it. Oh
I miss that spot and I miss that spot too
Go where you want go where you want. I don't care. I will kill you on the battlefield. I'm going green
You go green. I'm fine in you. I
Miss that spot
You guys took both those spots?
Yeah, we did.
Am I the only guy not on green right now?
I'm also not on green.
I'm on green.
Guys, give it a really a two more spot than he can do its cause.
We gotta get in there.
Yeah, actually there's only one.
you
you
you
you
you
I remember he would sling around and throw it like a scot, but it got cold.
It's just gonna take the fat cock, so you know, crown without battling Shroud for it, okay?
Let me taste some, Ian Shroud compare, when I was at his house last week, and mine was significantly longer.
And then I immediately hit the bathroom and took the shit inside of the top part of his toilet.
Okay, we talking longer, we talking fatter.
Mine was longer and girthier, longer and girthier.
What do you think?
I'll have to talk to Shroud about this.
You talk to Shroud about it, you talk to him, you talk to him.
You let him know what you need to check.
Join the squad squad to let me.
Oh yeah, good to get.
Ohhhh.
That's what they call awesome.
I'm going to take a T-col.
I'm in. I'm going to take a quick T-col as well.
Be right back. I'm going to take a quick T-col.
Quick T-col, quick T-col.
Oh shit, I didn't know they're on the fact that it might be crazy
I'm on the front line heading into the hot zone
I'm leaving around the hot zone and run the hot zone right now
Nice easy nice
Put a mere flesh wound a mere flesh wound a hot zone. Yeah, this this is all the salt
Don't you any puppipines to take care? Yeah?
Don't you worry boys. My 30 round is as well not too shabby. Yeah never tips.
Wasn't a crazy helicopter flying. He was a piece of mind.
This is gonna come right behind you. Wait for me watch out.
Literally that don't don't push up to that position there. Literally everywhere.
I guess I can get you to sit there sit there. I got you. I'll beat you to carry. Okay, I'll be never leave it
Got to be said
It's a package with magazine we see it
I
Got you back you're over there too. Oh god
We can set we can set I got to watch you go
we're getting hit for most of it and we're dead there is a thousand give it
get the fuck out of there okay oh my god
you see that she's just right there no I I saw how many were over there I'm
dying there's no way you are taking all those guys on absolutely not absolutely
not as this may be the first time in history that blue team has 18 points
10 green demon red team have absolutely zero points.
Oh my God, they got me from under the train.
That sucks.
All right, I'm reset.
I need to lift, I need to lift!
All right, all right, here we go, here we go.
I see, honestly, where were we fighting again?
That's right, it's the warehouse.
We'll be laying on top of the warehouse
and just mowing down for the top.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, do it.
What language are you speaking?
It's all me, it's English, English.
It's a peanut accent, like people are sometimes Irish
or like German or whatever, they're having a husk.
That's just a peanut.
Fuck you, peanut, fuck you, Mr. Jackie, fuck you.
Some of it I'm blue, some of it are you, I'm blue, boss.
Long time no see, man, man, I'm all right.
Oh, but I say that's why they're winning is D&A card.
That's why they're winning.
It's the AK.
Cause I just wanna get one more level in the medic.
That way I get the familiar and then I'll do
whatever weapon I feel like it.
connect
He would you just think before
You said oh my mouth
Okay, I'm right here right here right here right here. Come on up
The guy is right there
Hey, who are you?
Don't hunch it's a teammate behind you not a hacker
That guy is like 30 minutes behind on the screen and has absolutely no idea.
Absolutely no idea. Mr. Nutt! Mr. Nutt, you're gonna see this message in about 30 minutes.
You're gonna see this message in about 30 minutes, you need to hit the live button at the bottom right
of your screen. You are not with us right now, soldier. You are not with us right now.
Maybe in for a rude waking here in about half an hour.
What was this guy do?
Oh, hey gang, how you doing?
Let me see if we got a whole team up beyond the Hoosie.
I'm dead, I'm coming back, I'm though, I'm coming back.
Little baby's healing.
Little baby's healing.
Gotcha!
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
A lot of guys have missed a mini-boss.
Oh
A lot of guys having missed a mini-man mini-mini-mini-mini-mini
There's a guy sniping from the tower in the southwest and he can he's he won't stop you won't stop
There's nothing I can do about it. Not that I can do about it. It's the nature of a sniper
Fantastic well all right
My time is up. It's all over now. It's all over now. Oh
Die immediately die immediately right now
Fucking scope
No, no, he's on the red team.
Nice.
Nice, you make it.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't have any points, boss.
We don't have a single point.
No, no, you're out of points.
This is all about to change, it's all about to change.
You saw it backwards?
Sir, the front of the helicopter is where the glass is!
I have a word, I'm going to my A-bond.
Understandable have a great day.
Understandable have a great day, sir.
I don't think there's many variations of the bandage animation, he keeps the job done
and he wants to put it on his way.
I'm coming in hot to your location. Hot and sweaty. Hot and sweaty and feral.
A nice little wolf came over his house.
I can squeeze through that window. You've been too fat.
Mr. Yimic, where are you?
I'm in the warehouse I was well, but it's like a whole city in here
Give it give it give it give it
He's tickles, he's tickles!
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
Oh my god, they're fucking everywhere!
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Jesus Christ!
I got five big, brawling gentlemen on me!
Oh, hello, chef!
One my way, sir. I'm as smooth-sapping as you are.
I'm just trying to fix this.
And it's gone!
I'm right here, I'm right here.
And it's gone!
Sh, sh, sh, I got you.
Yeah, are you on the roof?
Yeah, I'm here to eat.
You don't know who.
little bitch is camping.
What is he?
What is he?
Give me, give me, where we watch.
Yeah, I know there's a guy right outside.
Oh, dear, no, he's harmless. That's just Steve.
That's just Steve. He runs the noodle shop downtown.
He wore her to fly.
I'm getting you, I'm getting you, I'm getting you.
Who's the user?
We're back!
That's them, that's them.
She's gonna be healing me.
She's watching me, she's gonna charge us.
We have good to go, good to go.
We're moving.
They were out here, but looks like oh, no, they're not out. I don't know where that's from I was from
I'm coming boys. I'm coming. I'm coming once you're in the girl
If he vanished I'm coming I'm going boss. Yeah, that's your god. Oh, please get to carry
Get up, get up, get up!
I'm going to get another peek for this guy.
He's so silly!
He's so silly!
You got me?
Him?
He's so silly, he's so silly, come on out!
He fell.
There's another guy to the right.
There's another one. There's another one.
I think I need an assist for it.
There we go. Nice.
I mean, this guy is completely gone.
I mean, I see if I found him. I found him.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Not that fashion.
He's going to the roof.
He's going to the roof, I can't stop him!
He got away!
He's on the roof right now, that's where I went.
I couldn't stop him.
I'll come back here.
Is there an easy way to get up there?
There's a stairs, there's a center of stairs.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, don't worry, everything's under control, everything's under control,
don't worry guys, I see some help, I need four guys on the left side, I need four guys
on the left side.
Alright remember, with your back, with your back, with your back, with your back, this
fat bitch would stop standing in front of me, I could get this car out of here.
And the reposition button's gone.
If you would stop saying right for me, I could use a read position
Man how big boys hoppin
Is that all the seats
Ride
Oh, what the hell?
That gets a ride in that thing.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
Let's go.
You go.
You go.
What?
I've been up in.
I've been up in.
I've been up in.
Oh, man.
I've been up in.
Oh, man.
I've been up in.
You kick him out?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't know you could do that.
Oh my god, they're everywhere. They're everywhere. No!
We're giving another shot. We got this. We got this. Oh, it's just but a fluke by a fluke. What you learn how to drive like that?
We're on two wheels
We said this professional stuff you wouldn't understand highly professional high technique high IQ high EQ and situation
Even if I explain it to you wouldn't believe me
What's the plan respond second we go back and get our car I don't have insurance on that thing
I
Know it was mine. He's passed out for my grandfather
And where's our car at it was this way right
I'm with you
this way I see the map I see the map it's right there
oh go back go back
yeah
oh boo boo boo
what's
hmmm
a couple of sweet treats
oh
don't mind if I do
don't mind if I do
Oh
I got another research this I see I let him I let
That's much public security
You know I'm so sick of
Thank you, sir
We're gonna go in
There's our cars right past those same tracks. We'll see a row into salvation
They went to the right there went to the right
Oh my goodness, he's right on my body right on my body
It's a lady it's a lady
It's more it's more
Nothing to crash
To be first I'm cool
Why don't you return the favor return the silence that man?
Really return the favor lay mark who do I make the check out you? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh my fucking died for you
I'm killing myself
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself
out did you need help mr. Peter was you did you what are you up with what are you up with
i'm at your service i'm at your service
i'm trying to talk to co-go but i can't talk in discord everybody's dead everybody's dead
i don't know if i love this man here we go i think she's pretty much yeah i'm seeing what you mean
Yeah, I don't understand.
There's too much shit everywhere.
Aw.
I'm heading up, I'm heading up.
Can you use the telecam here?
Oh, you got me.
Luckily boys, luckily.
Boys, how do we only have two points?
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Oh my god, what are we doing wrong?
What are we doing that they what are they doing that we're not doing seems very helpful
to say oh thank you for changing all thank you sir team full of gams what's it again
oh yeah I use that word love I should look at this is it the people that mess up in a
bunch of black latex and whip each other sexual purposes that's what that is right is that
That is a small fairy
Of course
Pack attack!
Stuck them in.
Four sixty mil and then Steam takes a third, so forty mil.
What's going on?
They take thirty-three percent.
They sold one point two five million copies of War Dogs.
Really?
Holy cow.
How do you know that?
They tweeted it.
Whoa!
And then, if it's on Unreal, I think Unreal takes fifteen percent.
So, there goes another...
Yeah, it sucks compared to this, just saying.
those in 45% they're gonna make like 20 something
okay now I'm having that okay now I'm starting to believe what what Hut for
shame earlier now I'm starting to believe what I should say
yeah hold on now I'm starting to be a believer what I invisible man
Invisible? Mr. Invisible? Mr. Invisible? Yeah, I'm starting to be a believer. I'm starting to be a believer.
Yeah, there's no one in that direction!
I do nine five one five cents. In a world of women saying I am Lindsey t.
No thanks.
No, thanks. I'd like a common peaceful day. I have a peaceful life. I'd like to keep it
that way. I'd like to keep it that way. I have a peaceful life. I play video games. I eat
some food. I go to sleep. I'd like to keep it that way, sir. Thank you, good sir. I'm
I'm dead by the way
Mr. Chicky
They got that cheater summit on their team
I heard he got banned. First day of war dogs are teething out there. If you stand there, you can leave the fact closely. Now you have to not say anything.
Wait, wait. You're closing Santa?
I'm gonna get your jacket.
I can't fucking Christ. He was right on the corner.
I'm gonna get your jacket. I'm gonna get your jacket.
I'm gonna get your jacket.
I'm gonna get your jacket.
I'm gonna get your jacket.
He's right. He's it. I see that is going
Thank you good sir wheels up wheels up. We're back to so much
I almost almost have medic level 11, which is what I've been working on all day
It takes that long even with using an SMG?
Well, I think during the beta it was like way quicker.
Yeah, everything was accelerated.
Now I will say I only have nine kills this game.
I have four, dude.
I can't believe this game is happening.
Oh, god.
I'm going to put this in my diary and I'm not going to say nice things about this game.
seems about us but we're gonna kill us at the bottom oh yeah I'm 69th place though so
that's something that's awesome sex now I'm 13th place
this is not a bad man
okay that's not too bad boys no one's like dragging out this no you can't find
any body
flow it's just a bit of people it's like go first
six more weeks of winter
That's the ground
The same thing as a go first. That's the same thing. That's the same thing
No, no, no, I literally had this conversation earlier because Jack drag track
I have to be honest right now because if you answer this honestly
I'll actually be able to solve this case swear to God that you didn't just shoot me
Okay, something's going on then something is definitely hot was one hundred percent correct hot was one hundred percent correct
There's some type of weird thing going on
Gotcha
We never play this map again. Oh my god, please
This is horrible
Shut from the left people poking out like whack-a-mole
Does anyone have to play more strategically?
If someone would go out there and die in two seconds, you'd have to play more strategically.
What?
What does it make any sense?
What does it make any sense?
What?
I'm not playing strategically at all.
I'm not playing strategically at all.
Well, the problem is you can't play strategically in this map.
It's anti-strategic.
It's anti-strategical?
It's anti-strategic.
Wait, it's all, it's, it's, it's anti,
it's anti, it's anti-class?
It's anti, this map is anti-class.
Anti-class?
Oh, God.
This is what the Russians want us to think.
Sand, the clouds, it's coming, it's, uh.
Oh, my Lord.
Well, you got rude up and dick-sittin'
and the others.
Rainy is but the one of all
Mr. Rudolph fat balls.
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Rudolph the Red knows reindeer.
He wanted to play reindeer games.
Body was an included in any raid
One faithful
Okay, I'm getting hurt jumping from ten feet. Okay, but instantaneous death
instant
Everything goes black got those holidays. I
I don't know about that. I don't know about that guys
Those holidays pop like a water balloon right in my right in your brain stem. Thank you, Mr. Redby. Thank you for that
Guys we gotta get to that circle we're getting stopped down there points. Oh my god. We have two points
I'm close
I'm working on I'm going up in the middle of that no more. I'm staying on the outskirts
I'm going to write to the middle like a hot-knife to buddy
You take them on solo that is what is required
Locking
She give it to you. She's coming to me. I have a grand master plan. I have a master plan. There's grandiose, so
Well give it oh, oh you're right next to me
I'm under attack.
Gotcha!
You help over there, boss?
Wait, uh, I mean,
I wouldn't say no.
Oh, yeah, we are. You are.
Be close to me. There's somebody in between us.
Well, what the fuck is that?
In betwixt.
In betwixt? In betwixt?
It's our team of people.
You see up high or on the ground?
I don't know. I just got shot and I had to move back.
Our teammate said he's behind us.
cities behind us oh yeah oh he's on the trash pile it's too much to ensure it's
too well got one nice nice nice I need to heal again nice
I
Nice guys someone is
Invisible
Okay, Casper the family ghost is finger-pumping my asshole every couple minutes. Oh
My god, are you seeing that? Are you seeing that? Did you see that? That's why I'm still
It made me feel, oh, you know, I invite him just for a couple more finger pops, but I mean,
you know, 20 or 30 more finger pops, I'm gonna get mad.
Finger popping the assholes.
That's B?
It seems like there's maps like Shipment and Call of Duty except you don't get to respawn instantly.
You have to go back to the goddamn helicopter.
Oh
Yeah, there's a cheater got him
That's right. Look nine by 19 ammo 15 damage from 468 meters
pistol shot there's accurate
Hey
These guys right guys we all cut it. We all caught hot crazy. We all caught hot fucking crazy
Yeah, let's go on. We we is a strong teller. Never, never tell him. Never ever tell him.
You actually gas lit him so bad. Yeah. I reviewed the footage every time there's a guy running
Wait for me
Alright, he's got he'll be gone
We owe his name is s
Oh
The gun is ggx-17
Oh
Oopsie much much section to ban a pistol
I'm sorry, my bad, my bad, my bad.
No, he has, he has no name, you know, the posh V.S. is-
Oh, a man with no name.
It's exactly the posh V.S.
Oh, lord.
I
Landmark you fucking shop
Seven damn speech. Yeah, honestly, he's to be pretty confused by what sure but I think I just
I'm not really sure you're gonna understand what I said
That was
First I told him
And then I put I told him to ban a part of the ads and then I told him to ban someone with nothing
So there's probably gonna be a few questions. They have a few quick questions. No worries
Oh, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom
Got this from the situation
Oh fuck, tell him
He is an anime, he's a red tan
I didn't even know I would have resued you, why don't you say something?
It's cool, it's cool, don't worry about it, don't worry about it
Like, uh, hot zone, hot zone, hot zone
He's Red Team.
Watch it, boys, watch it!
Oh, guys, we got our third point ever!
Hooray!
Oh, yeah!
He's tricky, he's tricky, he's very tricky.
Catch for the ghost was really a failure
popping my asshole.
What are the chances?
I'm telling you, I thought...
I thought Hutch was crazy.
I thought he was crazy.
So it wasn't somebody punching, it was somebody shooting you with a pistol from across the map.
Yeah, 500 meters away through houses. Yeah.
Where you at, Peter? I'm coming to rescue.
I'm... I don't need any rescue, I'm alive.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm heading towards landmark, though.
I'm gonna see if I can revive him.
Center of the thing?
See this.
We're getting a lot of points. We're in five. Oh good work team. Wow. Wow. And now my most
evil week, employees. They tell it to me. Oh, there's so many of them out there. Yeah,
I'm on the top of the highest silo in the middle of the Matt's night. I'm fantastic.
big fan.
The boss, look at him, he's got an up there and there's no ladder.
Come on, the boss is on the ground.
You see the circle boys keep each other alive, these fools and the sniping have no power
over us.
Oh, they're inside, they're inside.
They're inside the big warehouse.
Get him, Miss Jackal, get him.
Oh, they're inside the big warehouse.
Who's at the big warehouse?
Fuck.
Get him, Mr. Ackle, get him!
Oh my god, is that the burnt peanut? Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god, I don't fucking come!
What the fuck?
Hey, that was that not you? I thought that was you.
No, it wasn't.
I was going to get the $250.
$250 hard, hard bucks.
Oh, yes.
hey you quiet down buddy you quiet down down there all right oh you're gonna come
you're gonna come all right nothing for I do though okay you think you're funny
huh funny guy I thought just predicting the next line that's okay you think
you're funny guy don't you I remind you I remind you what we do to funny guys
right here be fucked up before I'm stomached yeah it's about that next
weekly I will be thinking I will be thinking about yeah I often are too
much mmm-hmm ridiculous jokes ridiculous you want to ride so child is
It's just something so childless
Ridiculous, yeah, I'll think about accepting it
Thank you. Hey, Mike. If you leave without me, I'm circumcising you
I'm so fucking funny
I'm so funny. I'm a funny guy
Get ready get ready get ready. Wait hold on wait apparently
Oh
Wait, uh, wait the apparently the the dabs me to tweet about seven
Hopefully it's it's the the gift of ladies and gentlemen. We got him
Mission accomplished
No way you guys left without me right now I would never
I'm just fed a weighty.
I'm just fed a weighty.
This is this round.
No.
But I get, I mean, third place though.
It's not bad.
We have six points.
We have six points.
We wish to love Sosat!
Those detects from the mods
or the deaths about that guy.
We'll be a hoot again.
We'll be a hoot again.
We'll be a hoot again.
Oh, my god, I can't hold it back!
Click that for a sec. It's my version, and I'll get your blessings, Mr. Dengalator.
That's me, for a second!
It's a sick bump and jab, beautiful game!
You don't even have to get out.
And ride!
Oh, to get out of here? Oh, shit.
I'm jumping out of a ride here, bud.
Crashing this fucking helicopter.
Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
Red's getting more points!
What if we only got sick ones?
There's another side of the wall, and we're gonna go through there and look left.
Go through there and look left.
Wait, what?
Would I look right?
Two to seventy-five.
Oh my god.
Look, through the cap on the wall, left. There's a guy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Eh!
I don't know if he's still...
They're pulling the sword! They're pulling the sword! They're pulling the sword!
Oh shit.
What do you got? I'm moving!
I'm not in that tower.
No!
I'm just...
I'm just livin' at the base at this point.
I'm just livin' at the base.
Holy crap, this is my home. They have any like it, but this one is mine. Was that there was summit?
Yeah, no wonder I lost DMA card using cheat cheat and bitch cheat pussy
Dude they're all over the roof the fucking tower
We're going in boys. We're going in lock in we're not we're not dying anymore. It's time to get down to the nitty-gritty
It's time to get down. I'm not by anyone. We're not doing this one-to-one that thing. We're going in there
We're about to destroy we're about to demolish every man of the barrel field
Bucking
Hop in hop in chief
All right. All right. Okay. I'm gonna take you we need to go, but I expect a large tip a very large tip from my piloting skills
You see I'm flying low this is to evade rockets with other pilots you wouldn't have this
You wouldn't have this expertise. Oh, he says I
Know it doesn't look like it, but we just hit a one in a million to live that right there
I
Yes
Great practice great practice lock it in boys locked it in
We're going right in right into the thick of it right into the thick of it boys, so
Peanut you want to do something crazy
What?
What?
We get in the helicopter with a bunch of grenades and we fly around in the towers and throw grenades
into the tower.
We just load up a backpack of nades.
You gotta get pre-aid.
We don't have mortars, so we got implements.
Guys, we're just showing people on top of this tower.
They're just showing people.
Can you please shoot us out of the tower?
No, that's what I'm saying.
Get on the tower with the nades.
have mortars if we got implements guys with us so many people on top of this
tower is showing people can you please do this out of the tower that's what I'm
saying let's get on the tower the nades believe so we have lost to be guys at
the tower
you're not trust my landing capabilities back in it there's so many people in
building I killed like four I know I go to a very tippy top that's how we're
believe right well there's no one on the roof like like the
right well top right top of the roof this guy told one on the roof how to get
up there I'm scared
I thought you could get away from me, huh, Pa?
I thought you could get away from me, huh, Buster?
Nobody escapes the bungulator.
Give me that bomb, you fuck-as-ass!
Fuck-as-ass!
Please, no?
No?
Is he one more?
I think he does!
I think he does!
We could put
Incredible incredible let's get out of here
Oh my god, I'm terrible.
I am terrible.
We are locked in.
I need to help you meet me.
Hey, buddy, I need me.
Oh my god, I should have for you.
Drag, I can't believe it.
Get it, get it, get it.
Where did you get shot?
Where did you get shot from?
From the tower, from the tower, from the tower.
Guys, we're gonna get shot.
I got two resortissies on me.
We're gonna get viscerated.
Tower three needs five more.
Two resortissies on me.
Two tower is two more.
Give it, give it! I got two recitations on me!
Alright, alright, alright, I got it!
Just drag us to safety, drag us to safety!
I'm sorry, I got issues.
I'll be over here.
You my only hope.
You think I could parachute off in this building?
100%
I'm coming boys!
Peter, somebody is threatening me and you with a class action lawsuit
for scamming this game.
Watch out.
Tell him to file a form like my butt 1a.
Can you first track?
It's highly important to have a rescuer.
It could cause a mistrial if he doesn't.
Okay, okay.
You get peanut.
Well, hold on now.
Hold on me.
Guys, exactly.
All right, give me a minute.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Give the LMB dash 1a.
I have a hand.
Please, please.
Oh, my God.
They're all around us.
Guys, I got two restitutions on me! Two restitutions!
I'm trying to hold them off of you.
Thank you, Mr. gimmick. Thank you, good job.
And who are they?
Don't give a-
Oh my god.
Gimmick, I need an I-
MEEEEEEEED!
MADICAL ASSISTANCE!
They're all around you!
No, dude.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
We were the rest of the.
Let's get it. You got this.
I see four helicopters hovering above us.
Stay low.
Stay low, stay low.
Stay low.
They were on the ground.
They'll be behind us, by the way.
There's two of them.
Oh my God, he's rising.
Stay low, stay low, stay low.
Fuck.
They're holding track hostage in that house next to us.
They're actually on your house.
God, this is fucking awesome.
Derek!
Derek, how did I not see that guy?
You're literally looking at your fucking...
Why are you fucking blind?
Why are you behind you?
That's the way you were looking.
Oh, it's not me.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
Yes.
Finally.
I've been waiting for the hit for so long.
Yes.
In the game, Lungsy.
In the game.
Can you don't move? Oh, you can't you don't make a sound
I get it boys like it
Look see closey close you are you gonna be joining us sure?
I'm here. I'm ready to go. Are you in the game?
Hey, how do you get the game?
What do you say, boss?
I don't know what you're saying, but I'm going to need some Robotus and some Vagicel.
We're about to lock that.
I'm going to be close to you.
Clumsy.
Clumsy.
Hi.
So till you collapse, you keep going.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait.
Sorry, somebody's motivating you.
I'm trying to figure out how to.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, it's you motivating.
Oh, sorry.
I feel like you want to just fall on your face.
I'm feeling like I'm just on the piano.
I don't know the lyrics.
I'm kind of forgetting them all.
Oh, let me, let me give you one more shot to motivate you.
Give me one more shot.
Do not miss your chance to blow.
Don't miss your chance to blow mom spaghetti. Oh, it's oh it's in the shape of O's
Monster getty. I ain't but I ain't ready already
Yeah, I'm but I ain't ready already when I was when I was getting ready for the
spaghetti
Already
Who's your other beauty boys?
I think yeah you want to go I invited you
I'm serious you're on the red team right now
This is a land party I thought
Oh Lord have mercy on a bush
Lord have mercy on a bush
Let's get this shit brother
To be honest guys I'm going back to that warehouse
That's the most fun I've had on this map
Tower 3, come to tower 3
It's actually
Actually
It'd be better if I went alone you better fight when alone and this is a solo mission
And you better fight when alone guys. I should go
No, no, I think no, this is definitely a solo mission. This is a solo mission. I'm gonna have to go alone the tower three
Blue guys are on it fucking them up
Found blues
Don't you tell me some bills real quick is he gonna tell me god
Who's keeping that letter
Just killed it red that was trying to see for it nasty red dirty red
I hate these dirty reds
Yeah, there's like three or four that parent. Oh, yeah, of course it is
Packed a little bit of packing
His routine just not spawning in or what?
They were with it in the beginning I'm trying to try to sneak away. I could cap the fob
Okay, we're gaining points. We're still in the match. It's over to the fat ladies start singing
You cover me at the Bob cover me cover me crazy sandwich hacking I'm hacking got you that job. I'm coming to a job
I got too much, I got too much!
I'll be too too carryin'
Bye bye!
God job!
Get outta here!
How are you already dead again?
Oh nice dude, right when I pulled out the C4
Ok, I'm just gonna C4 this fucking thing
a couple goodies, couple witches, okay, all right, and undead, and it's gone, uh, Mr.
One Trick, I could use some medical assistance if you could find it in the woods, is your
heart to help me out?
Nice, nice, nice, nice, push it next to me, I'm still one at thirteen.
Well, there's no one watching the OTP video.
Oh, that's me.
The red team.
No.
Summit's on the red team.
You know he's got banned for cheating.
Did they come see him?
Yeah, he got banned for cheating.
Yeah, they found his DMA card.
I knew it.
I knew it.
That's what I said.
I've had a suspicion for a long time, but I just had to have someone bring it up to say it.
The way he's that good at video games, at that age, I refuse to believe it.
Exactly. Now, if this is like a knitting competition, I'd say,
all right, you're legit. But this is a video game competition.
I even planned since Jesus came down. So, exactly. Exactly. I'm with you on that one,
coach. I'm with you on that one, a hundred percent.
I hate bullseye when you know that.
all right cheater cheater cheater book of heater listen to you at least I didn't do
411 that's true that's true how are we still we got to go to zone guys we
Oh
How are you losing this bad
87 points we're just not in the zone
See for the do something down here. I can't say it out loud. Oh
My god
It possibly can't possibly be tower 2.
Power 2?
Power 2 pops up.
Power 3?
What?
Alright, damn.
You're not gonna fix that?
No.
We're getting pushed, we're getting pushed.
That's me, I get everything to the zone ASAP.
To the zone, to the zone, quick!
All over here.
Big deep ones to the zone!
That better not have been that pistol guy.
That better not have- do you guys see that little bit of damage we just took?
That better not be that pistol guy again. I swear to God.
Oh my God.
I'm coming boys I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming you move your
I'm head to our job. I'm head to our job.
We're taking this back. Don't call to come back. Don't call to come back.
What bird has no babies?
What bird has no babies?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Shut the hell up over there! I'm trying to focus!
I'm trying to focus over here, jeep!
The gauntlet of some people.
The gauntlet of some people.
What was that, son? We got a ton of guys coming too!
Fuckin'-
China guy is not so...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god!
Oh god!
We're the hunter boys! We- we- we- we- immediate assist- immediate assist-
Look!
Oh!
My great Googley!
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay
He's in the back of the truck in the construction site it's safe if you go on top of the wall right behind the wall
Thank you boys. Thank you boys
That's the mp9. They gotta see it. That mp9
SMG they got distance boys. They got distance. You don't even need to survive
You got the fancy one this time
Oh
Oh
Wait, wait, wait, let me just go buy it. I should be able to buy it. Why not?
Yeah, I think you can. Buy a whole fucking backpack of them. Why not?
I might as well put them in the helicopter inventory.
Can you throw them from the helicopter?
Yes, if you're in the helicopter, you should be able to, yeah.
Mr. BW, Mr. Spal, you please!
I think so.
Hey, me, but it was just...
Oh, thank you, Mr. BW.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm in room for sale.
Yeah, yeah.
We're back. We're back. We're safe. We're safe!
We get a little bird. We're on a little bird inside.
Guys, we're about to lose this game.
It's your ass.
We're coming in.
And whatever vehicle I have here, it's a cardboard box floating down the river, Grandpa!
It's your ass, Longa!
Oh, we can throw. We can throw.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, one side of you on I'm on the right side
Flea doesn't end up in the back of the helicopter
Back you gotta tell me cuz I'm bailing
I don't know where that
So are you reviving me boss?
Mr. Summit, Mr. Summit, please!
I'm out. It's your favorite
Steven. Please. I'll leave this
wrench in place and never see me
again. You make so much right out
of my body. Kill him. Yeah,
listen, I'm gonna get back to
spawn. Don't worry. You were
dead the whole time. Of course.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Yeah, right now.
Oh, I think you can make it!
We're back!
This bird might be better, because I can't really aim where I throw him.
I can just kind of throw.
Is there a way that's really hard to do?
But on the little bird, you'd actually be able to aim where to throw.
I think the little bird would actually be able to do that.
Oh, my God.
Good.
Are we so dead?
SUMMIT!
Oh, Summon, sir.
Oh, my God!
Will you-
Fuck off!
Please, please, please go back.
Guys, Summon is still there.
He's lurking in the shadows.
He's telling me again.
I'm just getting some light-takes for bandages,
off of teammate's corpse,
and he killed me.
NOOOOOO!
Fuck you guys, man!
Oh, man!
Yeah, good work gimmick.
There's a resuscitation on the body next to me.
Okay.
No, there's not, okay.
There's two bodies next to me.
There's a lot of bodies.
Not that body.
Do you have to resuscitate us?
Not that body.
Who's gonna fucking resuscitate us?
I'm telling you there's two bodies.
There's two bodies next to me.
Give me some, take it around.
There's two bodies next to me.
Give me gimmick, gimmick, gimmick.
There's a one of our guys.
No, gimmick, it's our guy.
Look on our guy.
I know I did there's also a backpack to his right in the in the crowd. Oh, I see it. It's all
Jesus Christ somebody ran over drag gotta move this car. Oh, no
Uh, there's we're gated points. We're gonna go calling it come back. Don't come back. Hey there, Dren.
We're still in it.
I'll just ask for the car. Detect it.
Very nicely done. Good overwatch.
Hop in, boys. Hop in.
Wait. Yeah, I gotta get dressed.
Hop in. Hop in, guys.
Hop in.
Hop in, guys. Hop in.
Wait!
I
Went funny is for like a second there. I actually forgot
I'm for a second. I didn't really forgot TV
It's all good as well. All's well as well. We're fine. We're fine. Everybody's fine. I'm all well as well
Well, I should get money for that if you present with my thing
No, yes, no you shaz. Yes, I should
That's kind of cool
Yeah, it was pretty cool. That is pretty cool
It was definitely unexpected. I'll tell you that that's why you gotta keep getting me on your toes
You gotta do the unexpected
Mm-hmm
Well, you never really know for certain you never truly know who the enemy is I mean
Fair enough fair enough. You know, you can be an inside agent for the red team
I need 556
There's a 5 out of 6 ammo down there.
There's tons of 5 out of 6 ammo down here.
Surely, surely.
I don't know how to get down there.
Hop in, boys, hop in, hop in.
Wait, can you park the car under me?
I want to try to.
There's boxes right here you can jump on.
Ah, you sht.
You got that, Landmark, you got that.
Ah!
Oh, OK.
I got him.
Wait, I have to shoot the whole town, the whole time.
Oh, fine.
I got him.
Oh, my god.
For god's sakes.
For god's sakes.
Are we so serious?
We are I got you a mark. They go much. They go up and out of
my office. I've been at him.
But we're at five five six. Oh, I was hopping. We're going
on an adventure. Give me some bullets. Give me some bullets.
Give me some bullets. Oh my god. That's not good. That's not
good. He's running to his teammate. He's at the dark mound
something
Okay, I hold on I'm getting absolutely mauled. I'm getting absolutely mauled right now
And we're still in the car you can move the car with our bodies. Oh, yeah
Sure, you are cheater sure you are
Coming up
It's getting me. He's getting me
Are you okay?
I don't know
Will you find guys will be fine don't worry guys. I'll be today to this. It's got a root a couple a couple backyards of houses
Okay, all right
Get out my business. You know what? Get out my new square kittens. Yeah
I'm being contiguous. I'm being contiguous
Never give up. Is that the discord mod?
It's that alpha wolf. Thanks to Lee
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
Well, I just got medical level 11, so next time you see me, I'll have an event.
Holy cano...
You're so welcome, guys. I know the favor will literally never be returned.
Alright, hop in, guys.
Oh, this feels... this feels dangerous.
Ah, we're fine! We're fine, guys! Come on, boys!
Let's go get some points!
Where is that?
I'll do it.
We're just hagging around.
I'll do it. Okay.
Oh, God.
Ooh.
Yeah!
Oh, the speed's a little...
Okay, is this our...
Pop out boys, it's our destination.
Perfect.
You can't park there.
Yes, I can.
I have a handicap thing.
It's my grandma's truck.
We gotta get that second voice.
Stacked!
I know this place is a death trap.
No, no, no, no, no.
We moved here through here like a shadow of the night.
We wouldn't even know that you were here.
You whispered in quaint?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh guys, we're in second place now, by the way.
Really?
Oh, we're doing fantastic. That red team is really slipping
The other one
Hey, the armor will fix
Was that so yeah, I said so well like green is about to make the biggest comeback in history and take your shit
Mm-hmm
Be back in little bit back it I
Tell you what you better watch out green's on the rise green is on the rise
Don't go to come back, but that's exactly what it is
Gotcha
There's something more tingles over there we give you my under some black pack you a little bit of light heating
Yeah
I
There he is perfect. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here's it has an SKS right across the road right across the road right across the road
Oh my you got this give it you got this we believe you got it you got it you got it
I have a resuscitator on me
I got it off of him and use it on me
LXSDKOSC, WHOA USA USA USA, Shawn Strickland
Oh shit there's more
Oh my god
That's a fighter man
I did not expect
guys I hate to break the news but we lost we lost okay second place second
place a dude's happy yeah honestly looks like the school but the results you
have the most money earned in the entire lobby 28 kills but you said 20
What are you getting?
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm fucking stretching after that game, dude.
Just chilling. You know what I'm saying? You're trying your little heart out.
You know what I mean?
You want to try to do aerial?
Wait, where's your weapon?
Are we all in?
I don't even know how to do that.
Hi, Pazzoom.
Uh, gimmick sad, the faster you see with fag grenades.
Holy 21 kills!
We're just surrounding 21 kills!
Oh, God, this is an old-fashioned bomber.
old-fashioned bomber
Actually do that you want to do it right off the rip of fly the hot zone and just made everybody
Here's the thing. I'm a counter-strike player. We don't just get kills we get impact kills. Okay. All my kills were yellow circle
Guys we should get we should go to six-man helicopter everybody's got a backpack full of eggs. They'll be fucking amazing
Oh, I mean, I could join you guys. I think I don't know why but I thought that for my game
It was like instinctual or something
You're scumbag your priority queue doesn't matter
I do not have priority you guys. I do not have any keel. I just I just
Eight very fast team reviews are all talking about it. No, no, I just wait very fast
I'm a very I didn't have a load in time.
That's cuz that's cuz you're a streamer scumbag.
You're a streamer scumbag.
Yeah, all right.
Well, your streamer scumbag piece of crap.
Has Summit really cheated before or
are people just lame accusing?
He got banned live on stream.
He literally just got banned an hour ago.
He's a cheater for real
He's a cheater for real. We caught him live on on Prince. I mean that's what the evidence says
At least your name is included in every negative review on this game. It's got to bless
I
Am I supposed to get into the server?
We taking like a two minute break
We can do a quick two minute. Yeah, we'll grab a quick quick. I'll do that. I'll do that
Oh, it's a great silly silly you text me where you take me
That's why I was gone
That is an excellent shot of your penis I like the lighting right I like how you lifted up the tip
but with only one finger so that the ends the shaft kind of concave down below and you can really see the veins popping out
As well as the balls are extended, but not too low. It seems as if you
Flexed your hip muscle and kind of brought it back up on your own really really cold
Okay, 50 degrees in the room
That is actually because I've seen a lot of pictures of penises that is probably top five
That's 100% nice top five top five. That's what I like to hear. You keep working on that. That'll be number one
You'll be number one
I'll work on it and send you one probably like a week from now if you let me know if I got any
Okay, okay. What about the one you saw in the city a week ago?
That one was like a trial and error sort of deal
Top 10 you got one. No, that's top five. That's about I swear to you guys. I know you guys can see but it's top five
Wait, I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice and then we're back in there, baby. We're back
Actually, apparently there's a CEO
This is to this is a CEO tweet the people tell me to watch
Oh, he's not the one to summit
Well, I'm pulling it up. Let's see it
A.I. Antigy.
He said little peepidish.
Who's got out here?
So you guys were worried about us having A.I. Antigy.
We always had to have a human involved.
Well, this fucking idiot here-
When the human was involved.
When the human was involved.
Fucking banned the stomach instead of the cheater in stomach screams.
He deserves it.
He's a cheater.
DMA card using cheater.
Down with something.
Down with something, I say.
Down with something.
That's a good man right there.
He did the right thing.
That's he did the right thing.
He did the right thing.
I just watched it.
Coach, did you see that video?
No, I saw it.
I didn't watch it, but people were tweeting at me to watch it.
Dude, I love these dabs, dude.
I know it's probably like a marketing thing that they're doing on purpose, but I don't even care.
I fucking love these guys. I fucking love these guys.
That's the best kind of marketing. Doing things people like. What a concept.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Not being likable.
Doing things people enjoy.
I'm gonna go grab a quick silly juice. I'll be right back.
Be right back boys be right back
That's what you hearing listen
That's what you hear and listen
That's what you hear and listen
About with your hands up
Oh god fucking oh god too perfect
We could have liked that shit!
Die back!
worst music ever Jerry Gallo what there's it's you have to play a certain
type of music to set the mood of what you're doing that that scene's not gonna
hit is sweet home Alabama cover song is being played in the background you
absolute fucking mailbox it has to be a certain mood I can't play cool jazz in
in the back of that scene.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Fuck off, Jerry.
Yeah, fuck you, Jerry.
Fuck you.
You guys, I played Black Sabbath war dogs
as the thing today.
So, suck on that.
Suck on that.
Everybody gets a song today.
We got the, I think that's like rock and roll
or some shit, and then we got the rap.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Yeah, fuck you, Jerry.
Hmm. Is that rock and roll that's right, right?
Is that rock and roll is that what warp is rock and roll is that rock and roll?
Metal
shit
Shame shit. Yeah, I did I don't did have you I don't know if you guys know this but
Officer clue me and apparently there's like metal and then there's like heavy metal and there's like extreme metal and then there's like
like extreme adjacent metal and there's like hardcore metal and then there's soft metal.
It's a bunch of bolts.
There's metal and that shit.
Death metal.
You can't have nine different genres out of type of music.
We all just, that is not how that works.
You get metal.
That's what you get.
You get metal and there's rock and roll and jazz and rap and I think pretty sure it's
all four of them.
If he had those, the only four genres in music I'm pretty certain, or like pop, that five,
five, five, five genres.
Opera, ban that guy.
I'm back, guys.
I'm back.
Dude, I'm ready to fuck.
Welcome back.
Oh, we were thinking about playing War Dogs, but...
Well, we can do that fairly sure.
Okay.
Mm-hmm
It's I'm not gonna lie to you. I am ten hours deep in the stream and I thought I would be
Significantly
More progressed. I have virtually nothing. I only just got my debilitating
That's good though because another game gets more
Of course mr. Jack of course, but I'm saying is to my own skill now Jack nobody expects you unlike anything
shut
I can have every night with the LeBron James of war dogs. They expect greatness
They expect the top of the mountain they expect the Eiffel Tower a level 100 by the end of the night. Yeah
Let's everyone joining
Mm-hmm
Uh, I'm invisible. Yeah, make sure your profile is invisible, which is cozy. Okay
Close you you can take your job through a crispy cream donut
If we're all invisible
Cream yeah, crispy cream doughnut. I heard crispy cream fell off. They got
I
Don't know about my bad. I was I'm gonna say something real quick
I'm gonna say something now. I need to speak. Let me speak to the people. Let me speak to the people. I
get those fresh local
Those fresh local
Donut places I totally get that
But just like the Big Mac sometimes I like my donut with a little bit of cancer in it a little bit of
Industry a little bit of industry and cancer in the taste. You're talking about
I don't know I love the the homemade local
There's a billion that tastes exactly like
Box it up Walmart. Is that what you guys are debating right now?
Yeah, I remember when Krispy Kreme used to give you a free doughnut if the light was on
Yeah, yeah, Krispy Kreme's ass. Krisp normal doughnut place. You have to order a glaze to get a glaze
That Krispy Kreme
Everything is a glaze and you get a bonus with it. So if you get a chocolate doughnut, you're not getting a chocolate doughnut
You're getting a chocolate glaze
We would go to Christmas all the time. My dad would take me and my brother 50p.
We'd each get a dozen donuts each.
It was amazing.
Okay, dude.
What are you saying?
Are you diabetics or what?
Well, they were seven bucks apart.
They were like seven bucks for a whole dozen. Why not?
What do you mean?
They even bought coupons.
We had coupons so we would have a coupon, but each get a dozen donuts each.
Jesus Christ.
It's Jason fact no it was the Ricky does in doughnuts
We didn't eat all 12 we need like six eats and then save the rest for tomorrow
Very very small they are very fuck
They are very small clothes see crispy peanuts are like half the size of regular doughnut
Nickname and ice-cold or something like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, you don't get sick after like one of them?
No!
Are you kidding me?
I eat one I want.
I'm ready for the next one immediately.
I sometimes already done two in the first one before I got the second one in my mouth.
A crispy cream original donut is 200 calories.
No, what?
1200 calories?
That's half your daily value.
Easy.
Yeah, and 17,000 percent of your sugar.
Wait, it's only 10 grams of sugar and one donut?
Ooh, look who looks like an idiot now.
Look who's body shaming.
Body shamers, body shamers, body shamers.
Wait till Lizzo hears about this, buddy.
You're gonna be all on Twitter.
Get him, guys.
Get him.
What are you doing next?
Say a slur?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You're canceled.
I'm late.
You're canceled, buddy.
You're done.
Don't tempt me.
You're done, pal.
You're body shaming?
I'M NOT ENOUGH!
Also, it was delicious, and I'd do it, I'd do it again, and I have no shame.
I would do it right now if it was crispy peanuts.
I'd eat 12 right now!
I feel lucky to have been able to stream with Peanut while he was still alive in his short stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright.
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die any time soon! I'm fine!
That's gonna open up, if you think about it, that's gonna open up a lot of people.
The facts say otherwise.
It opened up a lot of good products.
Because I will have you know I went to the doctor about a month and a half ago and after lying to him about how much beer
I drink he said I was actually in great shape. Oh
So suck on that buddy suck on that
He did he said I was in great shape like oh was it like a white lie or like a boy?
It was a white lie. I said I said I drink about
about two beers a night, but I didn't list the beers that I drink are proportioned to
like four beers each.
I didn't list what beer that I drink, and he goes, he goes, that is, that's actually
a healthy amount to drink, that's fine, and I go, oh thank you Doc, thank you Doc, thank
you, thank you, it's very kind of you to say.
You just told yourself like hey, that's a healthy amount like I'm pretty fucking close. Yeah, that's actually what I told myself
I said if that's all you know, I'm not that
Don't lie to your doctor well you actually do want to lie to your doctor
Yeah, because or you have to at least ask him
Can I say something without you putting it on my record because then the insurance company would look at it?
That's what you always say you listen doc
Can I tell you something off the record and then boom you saw me smoke free packs about where runs a day?
But if you don't say that before then he's gonna put on the record and the insurance companies will know you say doctor
This is just a man-to-man conversation. Don't write anything down
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, these are gonna wife insurance and come in and knock it.
No, no, no.
Uncommoning insurance fraud.
You can lick my butthole.
I don't care. Are you kidding me?
Hey, I'm off the phone.
There's no way you're standing out for the insurance companies!
I'm not!
I'm saying to smart.
Thank you, Seth. Thank you.
Say, wow, look how wise you are.
I'm just very wise.
Very wise.
Okay, let's get in there, guys.
You always rushing me, Mr. Cloaksy.
Always rushing me.
Yeah, hurry up!
I made a server right now.
Join up, guys.
All right.
I've been in the server for, like, 10 minutes just playing.
Oh, how, how, how, I'm sure you're doing it.
Yeah, you're appearing on fine.
I'm going to send you two guys an advice.
OK, I can't find Cloaksy because he's line, line, line,
line, line is his name.
OK.
How many?
15 more joining?
Green.
We're always green?
Always green.
I need a fucking invite. Sorry there you go. Thank you guys. I meant everybody
So what you just have me last on the list cuz you're last on my list on the left side of my screen
I'm just quit. So I was just going down the list
My name
I'm getting a dot, doofus
You're dotting from me, huh? Well, uh, call it Jimmy Gunn
Green
Oh, Mr. Magic and Mr. Zanmog. What the fuck is this? What's good, man? Good. Ah, man
I
Want
No, yeah summit the cheaters summit the hacker man
He's literally in the mainframe as we speak
You hear that
That's him hacking into the mainframe
I'm in guys I'm in would you say something what do you say that's him in the main right now
fucking with his DMA card what a piece of shit
oh my god level 2 armor let's go
I'm still I'm still holding out for greed
doesn't we will actually be able to get on green as long as nobody's showing the
right now. Yeah, I'm still
hiding. We will be all again.
We've got to wait till the
other team's left. There's
nobody knows what server
right now and we're all
invisible so nobody can
join up on our things.
All right, I'm still not
in need. Once a cheater,
always a cheater. Oh, you hear
that? Oh, I'm not going to lie
to you. I am kind of lucky
that I suck because I did
cheat and I have a backman
man on my steam account, but nobody really cares because I suck.
When I was younger, much, much younger, I was an Xbox player.
And one day I just had a PC, I think my Xbox maybe it broke or something.
So I hopped on Modern Warfare 2, and this was many, many years, like four other Call
of Duty's had been released, and I was just going to stick around for a rate.
So I downloaded the cheats for free off of a website just to throw a bunch of care packages,
got banned in like an hour, and that's the only time I've ever cheated.
But it was like, it was like four Call of Duty's old.
It was not, I was not doing it competitively.
I'm not some loser that does competitively.
That's right, I used to, I used to cheat in there.
It was like four Call of Duty's that came out
after that Call of Duty already, when I did it.
I used to cheat in there, but I wasn't really a cheater.
My dad came home one night with something
that goes under your hard drive,
because the GameStop always sold it to him,
and I shot a Banshees out of my plasma pistol.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
GameStop sold your dad's sheets.
Can you imagine what you just said?
You shot banshees out of your plasma pistol.
You mean like the banshee bullet, I imagine.
No, no, like actual banshees.
They're like the drive on the vehicle.
You shot fucking flying banshees out of your pistol.
Yeah.
He was a GameStop employee, sold it to my dad
when I was like 10 years old.
And he was like, yo, put this under the X-Proc 360 hard drive.
So then I did it, and I would pull a host,
and like the left click of like
That's kind of like equivalent to today's like
doesn't, doesn't, doesn't GameStop sell like a
Kroger shit for controllers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, my left click, my left click would shoot
Banshee's out and then play like held the Plasma Pistol
and shot like a target even down a hunter
and it's the middle of the walkout.
That's so much money from this to FIM stuff.
I might even do this all the game if I make it.
Halo 2, like, custom maps, like Warlock and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Custom maps, they'd be able to fly around and kill you with, like, one bullet and shit.
Hmm.
Well, like, I was like, I was like, and I made it fun, you know?
I had one of those.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I like to put it in the truck.
That would allow me to play burn CDs on my PlayStation.
you guys I hope you crash and die I hope you guys crash and die I hope you guys
crash and die you see that you see that you see that I'm that one slut on
Twitter that just dances on Lamborghini's
GTA Max weapons. I saw this helicopter boys to this very day really yeah
Oh my god
one question I think there's only one that says that was it okay that was the
forever grade to my brand
guys from the squad
this guy's shooting me from behind it's so annoying never cheated but we played
we jailed for the Xbox 360 oh guys actually we I don't think I've ever said
before because I think it was like super illegal but I'm pretty sure the guy is dead by now
but uh my dad's friend a long time ago he like did stop the next box I played Halo 3 ODST
six months before it's released isn't that cool okay that is super yeah that's definitely a
vehicle I know but it's a statue of limitations and what I was talking about it's a little bit
Xbox
Blacklist app you can get on your Nintendo without every N64
My helicopter pilot just comic-con the ground as soon as he left the stage on
Well, I'll make a smile. I got you, my son.
We're already in a squad.
Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
Are you joining?
They're in?
Yeah, sometimes those trees just kind of spawn there.
It's not our fault.
I was coming to save you.
Oh, that's fine. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about what he's going to do.
It's so good. It's so fucking good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, it's so good.
Like, okay, I don't agree with that.
So, I got it. I got it.
I just touched it.
I really touched it.
I got it. I got it.
I'm heading to you boys. I'm heading over to settle base
Yeah, tower two seems to be secure
Fuck it, those boys!
I'm coming in hot!
Right behind you, Jack.
I see two on my right. What's in the crate in front of me?
He's still in there. He's lit. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Guys, guys, I hit a T.
Do you hear me?
All right, now let's ride
I'm coming me yeah me labor coming. Yeah, I don't have a thing or use of the body. I'm gonna think I'm gonna think
In the tower, oh, yeah, I'm gonna give it with two extra charges. I got 12 defense. I can do
Oh
Do it and it's got there's two guys laying down in the corner of that thing
Sure revived me I've got a deep and revived me budget
Thank you, mr. Mike Hunt
Oh, there's more dropping on top of us.
Ah, you're fine.
You're fine.
I'm under their tower.
Oh, boys.
Never mind.
I'm not.
You give me a guy.
I'm the first staircase under the tower.
Oh
He dies four times before he gets a kill
Me and me about in the bungalow to before all have died
Hey, you want right here? Yeah, I think we're good. We're good. We got a million teammates. Oh, this guy's got me
fucking doom in Mr. John C.
Where's your bag guys act?
Yo, if we set up
fob here, that's insane actually.
Should we do it real quick?
Should we call the boys?
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
They're all watching this video.
You just ask them.
Hey guys, can you bring a fob to his base?
Tower one guys, tower one please.
Tower one, tower one please.
one please don't one please don't I'm on my way all of me get by all of you boys
I'm going up I'm going up
oh coach you're behind you push you're behind you on it boss thank you boys
thank you boys they're on it they're on a closey perfect fine gentlemen fine
soldiers fine soldiers I would see
You smell lovely.
That right there for you?
Yeah, it's the guy over your head.
I knew you could.
Wait, wait, there's a full heli.
They're out, they're out, they're out, they're out.
Get up, get up, get up.
Fuck their eyes!
That guy's so fucked up.
I'm still fucked up on the right.
I'm on the right side. I'm on the right side.
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
I got him on.
Oh, you got that.
Yep!
Hey!
You see him? You guys see him?
No.
Hmm.
He's in one of these bushes, I think, down here.
Maybe.
I don't know, though.
And while you're asking all these questions,
I'm just confusing it.
I'll come up to the tower.
Close.
He quickly put your finger in my
butthole and touched which
direction it's coming.
Oh, thank you.
Finger first.
Got it.
He's in one of these bushes.
All right.
100%.
No, no, no.
My aim is to be full.
Okay, dude.
That's that.
I mean, you just.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
You just set back controller
players.
100 fucking years with that statement. I hate controller players. Are you so serious?
I killed the guy setting up the fob. I killed the guy setting up the fob.
We take this bomb and set it up! Take this bomb and set it up!
Another one right here, right here, right here.
What's the left one?
Am I going down? Am I going down? Am I going down? Maybe not.
I'm pushing it, I'm pushing it.
it. Yeah, at the rock to the right, at the rock to the right.
We are looking at that.
You like a racist or something.
I know he tried to drag me around the corner.
Who that is?
I'm going to go.
Gee, no, they already have a farm set up and this is a bill.
No, it's it's not fully set up.
It's not fully set up.
I'm gonna kill the back side
I didn't expect the parent troopers to come down by this
I got the door.
Thanks for the $1,200.
Oh, we're taking it!
We're taking it!
We're taking it!
Somebody's taking the fob right now, boys.
I can hear the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, beautiful.
Ooh, supply crate here.
Wow, somebody is really upcharging the bandage.
By the way, Kouci, I don't know if you've noticed.
that fob gun set up on tower one yes yes it did that's good that's good
soldier's back in between both of them is a bit of a medium-sized hammer so you
complete this compound I could have swore I lose one of the medium-sized
hammers I don't mean the last game but the guy building and you got a small
hammer you have medium size one oh Yeager has it I think maybe yeah yeah I
said I do he said I do yeah oh no he's got a small hammer he's got a small
hammer we don't know we're right oh he doesn't mean you hammer mr. Aaron you
might complete this compound for me boss boys let's go hey boys thanks boys
you guys are fine man fun soldiers are they gonna be they're gonna complete the
come out for us we're good
fire
we're good
another hallyfuga is
well
let's run
it's happening right now
track track there's turn around look it look it drag oh there they go look at
the right one is like about a night
he just jumped out they jumped out of the heels no I'm good I got heels jackass
Hey, you started it
North-west
Land tower for life
Wait, there's a four-wheeler
Give me give me give me pig. Yeah, I want to be on the cool four wheeler
The four-wheeler it's like it rubber bands you back constantly it is literally like a seizure warning
And it's got and it's got a nice rack nice rack
Very simple thank you good shit. Thank you good shit
Do you get a chance to need to ride that thing that is
Seated warning
All right
Yeah, you pop the front left wheel and appears
It ain't worth it that that those things are they were like that
You hit two guys and it's the other four
From admitting that but did you get if you watch that you try to you try to drive that thing
I would love to try but it's missing two front wheels
It was it was a nightmare it was a nightmare
We're back up. We're all back up. All right. Let's go get our comrades
He made some of their right yep. Yep. Yep. Oh my god
There are one on my body one right on my body
I need to see by the coast last time
And hold on now
There's so much there ever
OPEN UP BITCH
Are they in the buildings?
Can they build this?
It's like fucking ants
It's like an ant pile
I got two, I got three
Oh, rinks you good ballers
Oh, it's not too good
Dude, I'm getting saved across the map.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Cisco!
Cisco!
Cisco!
You can fuck yourself!
You can fuck yourself into oblivion, pal!
Fuck you, Cisco!
Fart in his mouth!
Cisco, don't even revive anyone until you fart that guy's mouth!
Oh, you're about to get so farted in pal. You're about to be so farted in
Give me a you revive
I'm sticking it outside
We kill them
This is your good
Where's the bad guys at
Oh, yes, sir
Absolutely
Get him up again! Get him up again! I'm not done with this one!
Get him up again! I'm not done with this one!
Don't shoot him boys! I want this man for myself!
Stupid motherfucker you bitch! I said you get your ass back here!
You get your ass back here you stupid slut!
Die!
Our teammate just killed this guy.
Yeah
Nice this guy right here right here right here on all my savior way
There's your stupid one by me by the way
I
People are me right now. Hey, I can't even see this guy
He's on top of your body, I get shot from
All around
That's good.
Get a huger, Bryce.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh my god.
Thanks for that.
I'm going in!
Oh, that's you.
Oh, that's you.
Oh, King, come over here.
King, that's you.
Oh, wait.
Oh, thank god.
That guy shot me.
That's not good.
You're a man.
Oh, he was shooting me when you were vaulting in his window.
No, that sounds unlikely.
That sounds highly unlikely, Clue.
You stop making up stories.
No one believes you.
You're the boy who cried wolf.
Sorry, my fault.
And I am the alpha one.
Oh, whoa!
Maybe all that is his wolf noise.
It's my wolf noise.
All right, seven whip it out it's time for your weekly cock inspection
Hopefully you study oh shit, I saw that
Where's coach yeah, I got it you come to me I got lunch
Are you dead
I got him don't you worry sir stand still where you go sir sir get back here so you
can be revived sir sir stand still please it makes this process easier sir you need
immediate medical attention sir please please sit still I administer medical attention to
you you're very unhealthy you need to be saved sir please stand still please stand still
why medical assistance would you obviously clearly need please stand still sir there you are there
you are now you're fine now you feel great oh my god that was my last event but I'm not even joking
welcome to love that guys
Oh
You're a little gander over here
Hmm
Oh my god, I
Think I I know don't think the developers are having trouble getting the guy that cheater is still here
Say gap top there. He's on the roof. Oh
Cheater cheater still here guys
I need to have a trouble getting them because he's I don't think he actually exists
I'll do you actually exist like in the game
We're getting points right now
That by the church in points
Like like how the fuck you know guys
I was texting with the dev about the guy that you suit us with the pistol from 500 meters away
I
Told me to look in the scoreboard to find the guy
This in the game, he's not actually on the list. He's the hundred
Hit me you go hit me when you're dead
I'm coming boys I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Are you like oh you're dead shit
Go go go go go
He's close up
And no I don't have any defense
I'm out of time
You can climb over you can climb over
I'm coming I'm coming
Like a sigma
Oh he's just here
I have a defense
I have a defense
before. Watch out. The spawn truck is in here. The spawn truck is in here. Wait, am I inside?
What the fuck? Welcome in.
Guys, I'm on their spawn truck. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm getting actually pooped out over here.
Everybody finish up the antenna please.
We're getting stuff under us.
Medic!
Medic!
Am I going to do shit?
Got it, got it, got it.
You have no choice.
This guy's wide open.
Holy shit.
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
The helicopter just landed on my dead body and killed the guy that was reviving me.
the guy that was reviving me please for the love of god someone save me someone save me
I need immediate medical assistance
what about this?
let me check the logs let me check the logs
that's the same guy look
GDX17
v-hundred ninety six meters
you see boys you see it
are they hopping out?
yeah they hopped out on top of the hill
I don't think you can find him because I think he's in the game.
Track them out.
That fucking blue beam.
That's not bad.
Of course it's gonna be a blue beam.
Shit.
We gotta take this tower, boys. See it's this council.
What's up, boys?
Yeah, hi, too.
where's the where's the five where's the five we got to take it I don't know I
don't know I don't know I might be at the top boss we got to get the top then
it's in the corner here there's ammo a shit ton of it mags and stuff too in
the corner I'm back at by the front gate not a brother
gate do you have five six closing the fob is at the top okay
We just...
Right side, we just took that.
Wait, we lost our fob.
Hey guys, can I have some advice on this chat that I just got?
We lost our fob.
Let me hear it.
First time chat. Man, I want this game, but can't get it.
Because my wife passed away and funeral expenses put a hold on it.
I feel like that's a bit of a bait right there. I feel like that's a bit of I feel like if my wife died the first thing I wouldn't do is go in
to a stream
That's where you go to talk about that first time to that TV slash the burn peanut first time
I feel like that's that's a very odd set of
I don't think that's real
I'm reasonable. What do you say real or fake when you say real effect?
They might you know what you call it you know what lemma you call it if it's real
I'll go buy them the game if it's first time chat first time chat first ever Chinese put in here
I'm gonna say probably not real if it is I'll go 50-50 on the game of the yeah, okay, okay, okay
I'm also thinking absolutely funny thing
Absolutely not real. I think you can ask you for that. I'll get nice
100% real
Hmm
Need proof I don't know if I see that's the problem see if it was real and you ask for proof
That's not gonna be good dark. That's not that's not I'm gonna go ahead and just say that's fake
I'm gonna go ahead and say anything see because it's a first-time chat. That was a really that's what really took me off
This is with why would you tell he's coping babies cope it. We but why would I be the first guy?
He's off doing what's the following day? What's the following date? Let me check. Let me check how long how long
He's been following me Jack. Oh, it's already gone
It's gone
It's gone
It's gone. You know what you know what?
I'm gonna get him a code
I'm pretty sure I'm getting scammed, but I'm gonna get him a cub guys boys that guy's name
I'm pretty certain I'm getting scammed. What was that guy's name? Where's his name at?
Where's his name at? What was his name?
Okay, now everyone okay. I just asked for what because his name went away. I was asking for his name now everybody's saying
It's me. My wife is dead
Guys, I'm in their box.
Oh, wait, what is it again?
Whoa!
Oh, I'm taking your picture.
I'm taking your picture.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Alright, Mr. Rogue Agent, I will get to go very soon.
Very soon.
I'm gonna text you guys right now.
I
The bunch people fighting outside the zone
Six ammo boys desperate
It's not real it guys I know it's not real
Let's have real but I think we are the 1% chance in Israel on the 1%
said Jensen is medium. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
That's some sort of injury.
Let's get this guy in the tower.
That's one of the beat-a-bots.
Man, dude, that's gruesome.
That's both of the rams.
Rams? It's just rams in the game?
Yeah, I think it's more like we want to send somebody a football.
I'm his wife and I'm alive.
Okay guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I'm trying to focus over here.
I'm trying to focus.
I'm trying to focus.
I'm locking it.
Help!
I've got you, sir, peanut.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you. Don't you worry.
Let me see if the silly boys...
Cheers, little bit! Cheers!
I got somebody.
I think that was who was shooting you.
There might be more.
Perfect.
There'd be more.
Let's push up like a psychopath.
I'm coming, new boys, I'm coming!
You're not dying for me.
I will die for you.
I'll catch a grenade for you, Clotie.
I'll jump in front of a train for you, Clotie.
I'll do anything for you, Clotie.
I'll do anything for you, Clotie.
I got your grenade for you, Closie!
I got a thousand of them, Landmark, careful!
I'm jumping in front of a train for you, Closie!
Thank you.
I do anything for you, Closie!
Yeah, I ran out too.
Thank you.
I ran out of ammo.
Anytime, boys. Anytime.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
We're gonna help out the gang.
Which of an angel take you chair?
EEEE
I actually have one fucking bullet.
Then it's no way you- oh there you go.
I'm dead!
Two people, three people dead.
By the way guys, I just realized by giving this guy the game
it's gonna open up a lot of guys to say they have dead wives.
To have anyone's hands, they've got dead wives from here on out
I'm considering it fair.
So fuck you, don't try to do that.
Don't try to use that team.
try to use that my wife is alive I'm sorry hear that
They're in drive.
I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared.
Who's here?
I killed him.
I killed him.
I killed him when he opened it.
Go go go go go.
Oh my god he's close.
Close left.
Close left.
Now he's...
Wait wait wait...
Where's my defamant?
Someone stole my defamant.
That's it.
He's close off.
There's only one.
Someone watch it someone watch it someone watch it
Daddy won't steady get it
I have a deep feel about me
Daddy won't steady get it
Daddy won't steady get it
You do not have a deep feel about you
I just said you do not have a deep feel
Someone loot it then
Let me check this guy
This guy doesn't have a deep feel either
Just drag me out
You touched me.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got it.
It's started.
And it's got it.
Don't act like you're dead body.
OK.
There's so many.
How many?
Let me just act like I'm a dead body.
It might be hard, but I think I can fool up.
I think I can fool up.
OK, we have so many teams.
I have my underhanding grenades.
What's the deal with that?
We'll drop people up in the sawmill on the left.
I think you guys see the shit.
Can I pitch something? Can I pitch a suggestion?
We're getting it.
Get fucked, man!
Get fucked!
He's on the roof, very tip-top on the roof.
Yeah, I'm down.
What the hell?
Very unsportsmanlike.
Highly unsportsmanlike.
Highly unsportsmanlike.
Highly unsportsmanlike.
Yeah, I bet you won't pick us up. I bet you won't pick us up do a little fist fight
You want to bag me you want to bag me you won't do it. You don't have the bars
No, you're not that's the wrong body. That's the wrong body. I can't see you. That's the wrong body. That's the wrong body
I'm not that's not me
That's not me. It's the wrong body
Yeah, that's the wrong body dumbass!
I hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you!
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah, they sounded pretty angry about that one.
I can't hear you.
Are we killing our jumps?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you know what guys, you know what guys, grab your best kit, I'm gonna get us a personal helicopter.
Okay
We go to where you at
I can walk in a straight line and I can fly come on over here. No, no, no, I'm flying. I'm flying I'm fine
Come on, guys, come on! You got to work, do you mind?
Come on! Come on!
Ah, too late! I can't land this thing without crashing!
Alright, boys.
This is your captain speaking.
Please have your seatbelt fastened and your pants off.
I will be doing court-martial ball inspections in about five minutes.
That was possibly the worst end job I've ever had in any talk ever.
Tryin' to put a fork in a microwave, isn't it?
Don't jump that guy, don't jump that guy but it's in a very specific location.
Oh, are we? Oh my god.
Are we jumpin'?
Oh, what the fuck are we doing?
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Oh my god!
I
He's prone on the hill
I killed the guy that killed you
He's right here
What the hell?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
How'd you get up?
I don't know, I just jumped it up
Where'd you go?
I don't know where this guy went, but they just jumped up
What the fuck are you doing?
Let's give him a piece of our mind.
I agree.
So what are you doing?
Guys, we're winning.
Yeah.
Kill assist.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I mean, I mean, I mean, X marks go ahead and clap that.
Jarvis, go ahead and stroke it a little while you blow mayonnaise in my butt.
Out of mayonnaise, repeat out of mayonnaise.
Jarvis, please refill the mayonnaise receptacle as soon as possible so you can get back to
Just stroking it while blowing mayonnaise in my butt?
Oh shit, redhead! Redhead!
Oh! Oh! I'm coming out! I'm coming out! I'm coming out! I'm coming out!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
A big boy on this run here.
Ah, he just got me to the fake bull.
I was locking the mayonnaise conversation.
I just ran out in the street.
It was a deep conversation.
A deep conversation.
You just started to de-fib.
No. Oh, I started to de-fib, but you give it.
He's lucky I actually pulled back at the last second.
It's...
He's gonna be dead.
What are you doing back there? I was gonna go
rest everyone.
Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter.
Dammit.
What?
What?
What?
Second floor White House right side.
What White House?
Oh, you.
Yeah, yeah, the one to your right.
Yeah!
Right here in front of us?
Yeah.
I bought this dumbass scoping.
Well, let's get him.
Let's take him out, boy.
What?
Uh-oh.
I don't know.
How they think I mentioned it, this guy is completely out of bounds.
Are there people out?
We are out of bounds.
Oh, and it's gone.
Why is there a guy out there?
And I'm dead.
I lit him up, I lit him up.
He should be safe to pick peanut up, this guy's gonna be healing.
Odix in 24, Stent.
Can you play the eee-ee-ee intro for the one time, me boy?
Also
Going in
Mr. Jack, please
That guy's over there on a heady
I
There's no way you don't have a faster ride. Are we serious?
Thank you, Mr. Red, thank you
Don't that guy in the face and not and I checked the damn dogs didn't even register the hit
Fantastic fantastic. I did I drill them
I don't know what he's at.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
I got some bubble peeps can kick you.
Oh, okay.
I'm good.
There's a bush, there's a bush.
Madden sent the house out.
He's too silly!
Come on out, Mr. Silly, come on out now.
Is he downstairs? What the fuck is going on?
You're downstairs. Hold on.
What are you doing?
I don't know. I don't know.
Hold on.
So, it is.
Hold on now.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Wait. New meta?
Hold on.
Wait.
New meta.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
I might have unlocked the new meta.
I might have unlocked the new meta.
Guys?
Guys?
I have.
Wait.
New meta alert.
New meta alert.
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
I'm waiting very...
I can shoot bullets out of my defibrillator
Guys our whole squad is outside circle
You just do damage
Yeah
You're holding a defect. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What do you say?
It doesn't make noise. I don't hear you shoot. We hear me shoot at all
I can't aim it unfortunately that's okay it's a side effect
it's a side effect lock and load boys lock and load
oh I'm about to go crazy I'm about to get the cheek clack
I got what I got what I got what
I can use it to defibrillate it, it will have it in your heart.
As I have the ray gun, I just got out of the box.
I don't want to lose it.
Oh my god, I'm going to die for some reason.
I
Doesn't really help people anymore
It's oh never mind it's back to having people back to having people
You shut up you dirty blue
I got two more puppies, I can't even do two of them, here you go.
Oh, thank you for the $12,000, buddy.
Oh, thank you, buddy.
I need to keep up with the shop, up in the shop.
Where's Red is gaining on his boys?
They are gated big boys, so we're dropping in, so we're dropping in!
There's one guy!
Let's go beat his ass!
Oh yeah, we need to go to the hot zone, guys.
Where do you go?
We're fighting blue over here, blue's not the enemy.
Yeah, red team's taking a ton of points, we're losing boys.
We're fighting blue and red is just sitting on the fucking circle.
let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go see let's go see let's go see
let's go see let's go see let's go see we need your help let's go see i'm coming i just got back
do not come do not take a little but old truck oh i forgot heavy stuff yeah
gotta be careful with those oh yeah a couple of those you got yourself running down the street
naked
Yeah, kill yourself
Somebody's in the middle of the tunnel.
Somebody's right there.
Not even one of them!
We should push it then push it!
Hold the line!
Oh, now I'm feeling nice to these guys.
There's so many more of them.
Who do you think you are?
Push up right side.
I'm going in!
Never mind!
I decided to get inside the better interest of me usually ups
I'm going in
Did we get a ball or did we win?
There's more of me, guys, more of me, more of me.
Oh yeah, there's infinite, there's infinite amounts.
This is the red wave.
Red wave, the red wave.
The red wave.
The red wave.
The red wave.
The red wave.
The red wave.
The red wave.
Hey, how you doing?
Gotcha.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job
Fuck you
I'm gonna take all your shit. I'm gonna take you a little telescope. I see would take you a little pirate telescope
I feel like the hotspot's so tiny.
Yeah, I think it fluctuates in size.
Oh, well, that makes sense.
Of course, it's average.
It's actually average circle size, guys.
Average circle size.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just...
You have to measure from the base.
Circle size or circle size.
Measure from the balls.
It just isn't right.
I'm going to see anyone. I'm going to see a single person.
Okay. I'll call that an unsuccessful name.
This way down here
We're all the people at
There's one
Dirty blue
Something something little something something nothing to branch
I was Lucy and puts it in a hot shirt
Oh, no, I'm on goodbye. Thank you. Good. Thank you very much. I
Would you I get that hunt of boosting all the points?
Yeah, I live I've like ever seen blue I guess I'm blue when one guy
Even in the trailer they had blue getting murdered ball trailer
They didn't have one blue guy alive in the trailer. They're all dying
Let's just make it brown team or something the kids the brown team
Yeah, brown
Nice times of guys coming from the hills to the southeast they come into the circle
Oh, where we go?
There we go.
Gotcha!
Mr. Arran?
Mr. Arran?
Mr. Arran?
Mr. Arran?
Mr. Arran?
Oh.
That's okay, Mr.
Mr. Arran?
There you go, boss.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's an unfortunate set of chicken kisses.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, and a job and it's got
Mr.
Everybody didn't get a spot to say kill myself
Oh fantastic perfect
Well, I'm killing myself.
See you later.
Man.
Man, life started out bad.
It's on top of our fucking fob with an M249, like a weirdo.
Hey, Mr. P.S., can you say happy birthday to my best girlfriend?
I'm saving money for her remembering fun, and can't, of course, play war dog with you.
the cost of this super chat and got any of them.
Oh.
I'll talk to the tower before I go.
Yo, guys, I know that chat was probably fake,
but what is he going to help?
He's going to help, buddy.
OK?
I know that chat was probably fake,
but if it wasn't, he's going to help.
All right, say you can be a single pop in your ass
all for all of eternity.
I don't think you know that, pal.
You're all those guys.
That will not be.
The odds are in your favor.
The odds are 80 and 50 still rolling some dice!
Still rolling some dice!
Thank you Mr. Reference, fishing for life.
Fishing for life.
Aw, you can't fish quick.
That's the idea.
I
What am I doing oh
They got them they got them
Hi boys, what's the plan attack? We are losing they are gated on us like crazy
We need to retake that they're camping our fob. We need to retake it at tower four
They're all up in tower four
All up in tower four. They're all up in tower four. They're all up in tower four my jit that I love it
They're all up in our fucking business. Oh
Oh
You're gonna take it
I
Not if I have something to say about it
I can't just surf in the chopper
Fucking was riding the rear like
Is that you driving sure I'm sure I'm the helicopter you hear about running around see you to me
You're just gonna get out there crazy!
Don't go up there, just sit here for a while.
Maybe they'll forget that we exist.
You fucking suck!
And we're back boys and we're back!
Just like that, gentlemen, just like that!
How you doing?
I
Why am I going to always do two shots?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I saw the man.
I saw the man.
It was Penis, I need help.
He had him on a journey here.
75 percent.
He had to run to the bathroom and name diarrhea.
It's everywhere.
There's no toilet paper.
I can't help you with that, sir.
I can't.
I've obviously been in a stretch for 50 weeks and I can't help you with that right now,
sir.
Without my bouncer!
And also, my bag had like 70% left, go take the bomb!
What the hell was that?
I'm killing myself.
Shift out to inspect, you need to reload.
Guys, take the bomb, there was like 70% left in that day!
Just one off 40.
Wait for me wait for me.
I'm coming in hot.
I'm a visual learner.
I'm gonna land right on top of you.
I'm gonna land right on top of you.
Wait, hold on.
Wait for me.
I'm gonna come and I'm gonna land right on top of you, okay?
excellent comms are good guys radios are working thanks for testing me with that
for the Sharon I'd lock in voice knocking it time to get down it and
something down and making difference in time to make a difference in this world
We're gonna kill everyone in the hot son of the stars in the ocean
Go see I'm coming
Go see
I'm good. Okay, Pete. Oh cool. I'm trying to take we're taking red Bob right now
I
Guns are illegal.
What country are we at in this game?
I've wondered that myself many times.
It looks like...
I would say Russia, but there's fully formed houses.
Yeah, I would say that.
It looks like...
Where are we?
You're up. No, I've seen air conditioning units on the side of these houses. Where else would it could be could it be?
Canada can't there's a bunch of pushes, but they know they got decent houses itself
Or is this a live view from Chicago
Oh
What
Our guys I think we won
I think we did too guys. We are blowing this out of the water
You're saved sir you're saved
Nice.
And I'm dead.
And it's over for me. I have Paris.
Oh, Mr.
Aaron.
What was it? Was it a man?
Who's a man behind that locket for the watch?
Thank you.
I'm coming for you.
Mr.
Mr.
Aaron or he's got me.
Don't move.
Oh, okay.
Oh
We're getting set up by our helicopter
Tony Denzel
For me in your arms that guy not dead. Oh my god
Oh, this guy's Adam Pepperdine, this guy's sniping from the virtual world.
Yeah, I got him, I got him.
What the fuck?
That cheater's still in the game.
Is he?
Is he sniping you with a pistol?
Yeah.
He's fucking with you?
Yes, he just did it again.
Yes, he's still in the game.
Yeah, you must have some advanced tags and the devs can't find them.
You must have some advanced tags.
What is going on around here?
Are we serious?
Is this real life?
Wait, are you guys doing this?
Yeah, there's been a cheater following me around for about three hours.
Thank God that guy was terrible.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
Thank God!
Thank God!
Thank God!
You're asking me to please stop.
Guys, hour five is being camped right now.
No! What's this?
There's 100 blues outside that box!
Jesus Christ!
There's a cheater that's been following me around for like three or four hours.
His name is not in the game
And what he does
I don't see him what he does is he's removed his he's a count from the server
So he's actually not in the game like on the scoreboard, but he has a pistol
And he can shoot me through any wall from 500 meters away, but he doesn't kill me
He just tabs the missile once every like 10 minutes
I'm aware that it's kind of funny, but fuck that guy. I I'm never at full health with him around
I mean we're winning but I'm suffering so happy that's happening to you and no one else it happened to hot trillion we call
Told him he was fucking crazy
He went too bad thinking that he made the whole thing up in his mind and he went crazy.
I'm not even talking.
He's like, have you ever seen the clip of him shooting a shadow in Tarkov?
No, he's not.
Have you ever seen that clip?
No, I've never seen it.
Tarkov is actually one of the funniest fucking clips.
He's like on a night raid and he starts, he's like, oh my God, he starts shooting it.
He's freaking out shooting this thing and it's his own shadow.
Oh my God.
It's a god man, it's a god air club.
Another game too?
Yeah, he did it in the ship game.
Oh yeah, the winner's a jovi.
Thanks.
Thanks.
We're in a fight.
We're gonna have to fucking calm your ass off and shoot each other.
We want the winners!
And the winner is...
Hell yeah!
To crazy to music!
Snow time for losers!
Do we are
I fellers
It's only 11 p.m. I've only almost been on for 13 hours. I've been on for 11 hours
You just getting started you just get started
There's also a very angry cat who tried to grab a Mac 10 and commit crimes
so that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen
here's Richard yeah Godspeed sir Godspeed I have to be close to you leave it
close to you left too yeah well Drac just left maybe they're having a private
Oh, you may be a private commerce agent.
See you, landmark.
I would do a level.
I would do a quick B.B.
Be right back, boys.
Quick B.B.
Be right back.
Left one.
Yeah.
Uh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh.
Uh.
Listen to what you're hearing.
Listen to what you're hearing.
Listen to what you're hearing.
Listen to what you're hearing.
Now, with your hands up.
X, go.
Give it to ya.
Fuck, wait for you to get it on your own.
X, go.
Deliver to ya.
I'm not the daughter of a sparrow, but the knife stopped my pocket, stay in the stale
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh no, I'm too fussy
Go hard, getting busy with it, but I got that
You put a black shirt on, that I make the mother fuck no one there
If you dare, please, but the only thing you can't sell
Can't mouth the play, stay out my way, motherfucker
You gonna fuck, you be gonna fall, will we let it pop, don't let it go
But X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya
Wait, give me one second, I've got to be a quick sleep juice, hold on that, wait a minute.
I
Have
Creepy a creepy piece of my violence. Oh shit. I apologize. My pulse
Finish up this last one. Cheers boys. Cheers
I
Was a long piss I hold it until it is painful for sexual purposes or whatever
Guys
Yeah, are we gonna join a new server or should I keep spamming the green team because I got a piece so bad
I
Do we join another one
It's up to you we we could also I mean, oh there's some BB. Oh, yeah, we're gonna have to give some BBs in
Okay, I'm leaving this server. I'm leaving this server. I got a piece so bad. I'll be right back
He's by us, he's by us, yeah, the P.
Wait, wait, wait.
Coach, you text me and tell me that, wait, I just, I'll default again for
some reason, I don't want to keep on defaulting.
I don't want to keep doing that.
Coach, you told me to text me and let me know if we switch sides.
I'm like, we see it, are you guys?
Howdy, howdy.
Yo.
What's up, sonnet?
it. There we go. There's a whole 24 hour ish thing still happening. Oh wait, are you paying
24 hours? Well, I don't know. I was thinking maybe doing it tomorrow because today was such
a weird start. It was like seven hours of it and tomorrow's Friday leaning into Saturday.
By the way, I just, if I can just say,
I'm getting all my 9-11 jokes out today,
because tomorrow out of respect, there are zero.
Yes, zero, fucking no 9-11 jokes on 9-11.
So get them out today.
We have an hour and nine minutes left
to make as many 9-11 jokes as you want.
But after that cut off, there's no 9-11 jokes for 24 hours.
We got seven minutes to make a few.
We got seven minutes to make.
No, not 10 to 10, buddy.
I could make 9-11 jokes for another hour and nine minutes.
Oh, I would shove him in.
It's technically 9-11 in Australia.
Breakdown for me, Chief, okay?
Listen Chief, break down for me, YD.
Fuck!
Anyone would care if it's 9-11 in Australia.
Break that one down for me break that one down for me for a second
My drag me back in I'm gonna move over on a different PC
Yeah, I got you
Thanks, bud yo
My e-mars
Okay
I told you they were just talking
Suspicious that they left together. Yeah, I need some sex thing they got going on together
I'm telling you close to you. He's a bottom for sure. Drag. He likes to really give it to him
Did you have set the alpha wolf?
Well, this is so kicking-
No, you gotta win this-
OHHHH!
What is it, Fedora?
Hey, P. Can you diss my ex?
I don't-
I'm pretty sure she watches your stream now because of me.
You should taste, you should, you should smell like a tuna can, you should smell, you should
smell like a tuna can.
Yeah, we're gonna do lobby, we're gonna do lobby.
Man, I don't know, what does it even mean?
I mean, I don't even know if you're a guy, what if you're the lady and the ex is a dude.
I don't even know.
How am I supposed to work with that?
I need more info.
Or two dudes, or two dudes.
What if you guys are just, yeah, just, just whacking each other?
You're talking about smacking each other with it?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
We're two chicks.
Or two chicks, we just got a taco salad.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Got no information to work with there.
Okay, let me,
Hmm
Oh, are we are we chasing boys?
As I'm not gonna lie to you the silly rangers have a firm grass. I'm telling you
Oh, let's do it. I am the jelly fishing net in
Squidward's hand when he is completely wrapped up head to toe from a bodily injury right before he becomes skinny G
So I live from a little tasteful a door-dash from a little boutique nearby a little healthy foods called jack in the box named after like a children's tour
That's really who's gonna take me to the next level
I did you all invites yeah, it's but
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Everybody should be in, everybody should be in.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm going to have a...
What did you guys talk about?
Totally didn't leak, totally didn't leak, totally didn't leak.
What did you guys go talk about?
Oh, a shock and a beer.
But I can't turn on my camera in this channel.
Oh.
Wait, why not?
I'm going to turn on my channel.
I'm not sure.
I don't know what you guys mean.
Yeah, someone, you want to do one?
Oh
Hey drag do you have a human face game when you do streaming?
Look at drag right there drag. I totally expect you to be the fattest ugliest person. I've ever met my
I
Expect to see neck be at Fupa's no hair
I had no idea what you look like until it's very
I'm happy that the colors haven't changed.
I'm going to get blue actually.
Let's go blue.
Let's go blue.
Let's go blue.
Let's go blue.
I want blue.
I want blue.
Go guys.
Go guys.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I took a vow.
I'm not flying tomorrow. I'm gonna be that's probably what's best for society. All right. Let's make a group
Wait guys guys we are we playing we in blue
I'm on blue dude, I'm on blue, I'm on blue, I'm on blue, I'm on blue, I'm on blue, it's
like that, it's going to be impossible, fucking crazy, so easy, did you get in the blue, so
fucking
Am I a fucking scope yet? No, I can't tell me
Did one more level taken up to the 1.5x dude? I long for the 1.5x guys
Don't let a BB fly a helicopter this close to his birthday
Oh
Because he likes it around
Wait this server is almost done
We can turn it around pretty fast. I made a team
I don't know if I'm spending money. No guys. We can turn around what you come back. Yeah
Yo, if we come back from this
Comebacks ever
Yo our vehicles ain't spawn you get one there
Yeah, I just can't do my teammate just fucking hit me
I'm a asshole
Go go go!
I spotted it boys, I spotted it.
We're about to do a comeback.
Don't call it a comeback, don't call it a comeback.
Don't call it a comeback.
Blue team coming back from 45, 46 and 96.
Well fuck this helicopter.
This actually could be a fucking insane.
Green needs to stop that.
I mean yellow's right by small.
Yeah we're the only one with the bomb.
Guys we're gonna get people to show them right now
I'm going to get away from this, right now.
Right there.
Oh, god.
We're so, we're so, we're so, we go to the zone, to the zone.
Oh, got out of that helicopter in town.
Lord Amherst.
Damn it, man.
Oh, cool.
I'm coming on down.
No!
Where the hell did that guy come from?
Happy, happy, happy, happy, yalla, happy, yalla, happy.
Happy, very happy yalla, if you revive me.
Maybe if you revive me first.
Guys, we only need four people.
Guys, if you revive the four people that are dead right here, we get the point.
You have to revive the four people.
Awesome.
Is that one?
I'm the only one in the hospital.
We have to revive us right now or we lose the game.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I
Guys if I lose this I'm whipping my cock out live on
My chance of victim
Are we staying
I mean, I'm changing it.
I'm changing it.
What team?
What team?
No, it's not blue.
Blue is never white.
Yeah, let's get blue a good red.
No, let's win for blue.
Let's win for blue.
Yeah, let's win for blue.
Let's win for blue.
You know what?
You know what?
Uh-oh.
You know what?
Give him a second, guys.
Give it on there.
Give it on there.
I'm just talking about whooping it out on stream.
You know what?
Give him a second.
Give him a second.
You know what?
I just jerked one out in solidarity for the blue team.
Oh my god.
We will dominate.
It's all over my hair.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm blue.
I wanna get my food for my north temp.
Well, you guys keep going.
Eating is for the weak.
I'm blue.
Eating is for the weak.
You know what I do?
You know what I do?
States have a great shape, Mr. Colisey.
You know how I get this temple, slim
thick, fat ass, double D rack?
I stick my fingers down my throat,
like those Broadway ladies I did.
Don't try it at home, though.
Don't try it at home.
Don't try it at home.
Trying it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Yeah, the devs can't stop you.
It's an unbatched method.
It's unbatched.
They haven't released an update yet.
What?
The Zippin companies hate when you do this,
but they can't stop you.
What?
when you do this, but they can't stop you.
That's why Eastern Time Zone sucks
and fuckers didn't even warn us.
Central Timer's about 9-11.
What's going on?
Godspeed, Mr. Darth Vader.
Godspeed, brother.
Hope you're doing well, Mr. Darth Vader.
That's where Darth Maul gets his shoes, by the way, Darth Maul, if you didn't know that.
Ah, hmm, all you do is some hamburger helpers.
Do I would, holy crap.
Do I would pick cheese out of a homeless person's uncircumcised penis flaps with a pair of tweezers and eat them,
single by single for a hamburger help from Maul right now.
Single by single.
I mean, just one by one.
Hmm
Curved by curd
exactly, I mean violin yet. I
Haven't been able to get on the blue team yet. Oh
We started the game
We're going real good. There is a lot of miscellaneous
Oh, was it was a happy birthday?
Mr. William comfort happy belated birthday. I'm bad boss my bad my bad William my bad
sometimes the bungalow to get some little back way between you little
disrespect. Thank you. So, dude. Hey, get in the same. We need flow CMP. Yeah, I'm not in
the blue game yet. I can't get in. Hold on. I got this.
birthday
birthday
birthday
no
ha ha
I
Hmm as I can get in the blue team everybody keep taking my spot
As I tell you I've got to get to the bottom of this. It has to be like King. It's for sure. You're big. Yeah
He's my pain. Yeah
Well, there's it's how fast it's connected to the server. There's no way everybody always has better ping than me
That's not possible
The dog like I like it's a central server. You should have prior
Exactly, but I'd be I'm always the last one to get to the teams. I really am
You don't have a way to check your ping right now
Not that I know I'm go
Slow reaction. Yeah. Yeah, there's only two towers by the way. Oh
seven. All right. I'm doing my best here. I'm doing my best not to hold this.
Uh, guys, I can get the damn blue team. I can't get the damn blue team. Blue team's
hot. Yeah, guys, by the way, I'd like to note that green team is completely up and
right now. Yeah, what is that? Okay, someone on blue leaf. Yeah.
it can anybody on the scene leave anybody in this helicopter leave jackasses
if you're not gonna switch genes I'm crossing a fucking helicopter
tell him tell him a minute I just leave a baby a classic a baby move I think
someone just left a classic a baby classic certified a baby clock it in
Are you the only one not in I'm the only one on it. I'm telling you unless no one else is clicking the team
I will not get in I have to get in when no one else is clicking it because I'm
Something's wrong with my internet
Yo, this guy ran up to me and said get an auto clicker it works you guys I I have a really fast clicks
Got it. I
Have said guys. I'm such a fast click speed
I got accused of actually hacking for the first time in our raiders with the cattle
I click me is not everything. I fucking knew it. No one
I actually got accused of being a hacker three on it through this wall. How am I getting shot through this giant building?
Sure, we be sure it was you the guy who's you guys that accuse me
hear the button that's what I'm doing oh no closey what forgot to eat I'm
feeding the shots yes good now I saw what you did your fart
No worries. No worries. No worries. No worries there. No worries there. Completely no one. Everything is under control. Can somebody send me an invite?
Because I got kicked for inactivity.
Anyone can send me an invite. Please, please, please.
I got you. I got you, boss.
This is that chat privilege. This is that chat privilege. I've been talking about I will be writing a stern a
stern steam review a
stern steam review
Chat privilege and server. There's no way you're getting into this server
No way you're getting into the server
I think he's got it. KJ Makazzo 7 cent
Thank you for the daily
You give us 12 hours a day
Thank you enough
legend
Well, that's that fuck you
Dark difference from the beginning of that sentence. It was thank you
I'm wrong
very kind even like guys I was guys if I'm not in there in two minutes where you
guys all do me a big solid and see me a picture of your weakness as well as leave
the server. Oh, yeah. Someone should definitely. Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
Oh
Pfft!
DROP!!!!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
This is what you're hearing. Listen.
This is what you're hearing.
Now, put your hands up!
Oh no, I'm f*****g too f*****g.
We could have lost this shit!
The motherfuckin' money as we did, please!
But the only thing you can't see, was came out to play!
Stay out my way, motherfuckin'
We gonna fuck, we gonna fall
Or we let it pop, don't let it go
What?
It's gonna give it to ya, it's gonna give it to ya
It's gonna give it to ya, it's gonna give it to ya
I wanna die.
I want to die. I want to die. Oh
Oh, I'm fucking oh god
Go hard, get in busy with it, I got shit in my face shit!
I make the mother fuck no one there, you get it please!
But the only thing you can't shit, came out to play, stay out my way, mother fucker!
We gonna fuck, we gonna fuck, we gonna fuck, we gonna let it pop, don't let it go!
But it's gon' give it to ya, it gon' give it to ya, it's gon' give it to ya, it gon' give it to ya!
Let's ride! Boys, I am proud to announce that after many hairless nights and ventures and journeys up to Mordor with the ring to throw it to the volcano,
deathly hallows, I am in the server and on the team. Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
Oh my goodness guys, I'm just happy to be here. I'm just happy to be here
As you open up your your thing real quick
Oh, it's already open. We say we lock lock the squad. Let's go. I can give those people
I
Don't you beat on me all you jackasses would join the green team so sit down there click at the blue team
Let's take fucking the rest!
You're fine, you're fine, boss. We're all here. My god, be my god.
Alright, let's ride, boys, let's ride.
Locked it in, boys, locked it in.
You see the city boys? Piers, gentlemen, team.
100%!
By the way, guys, I have to wonder, why is Blue Team not winning, and what's going on?
Is there a piece we're missing, perhaps a peanut-safe piece of the puzzle?
No, I am literally a big fraud.
I promise, don't worry, guys.
No, I'm the helliest fraud choice in the world.
First we go, rock!
There we go, the roll!
Alright.
Eagle bus, Eagle bus!
Oh my god.
Dude.
Oh.
Where'd you come from?
Why are you out here?
Oh, this dude.
I need a scope, man.
I need a scope.
I need a scope.
I need a scope.
I need a scope.
I need a scope.
Here we go.
Moving up.
Move your circle.
Move your circle.
Right here.
I'm just, I'm just healing him.
Is he with us out right here?
How he's dead?
Gotcha.
Nice.
We're minus, we're minus!
He's wheeling up, packing mags, and I'll be right behind you.
Push to the push, green team, push left!
Alright, I'm ready.
Did you move? Okay, I see where you are. I see you.
I'm coming.
There's a green team member somewhere here. I don't know where he is.
Hey, how you doing?
Nothing just hanging around.
He's hanging around by...
That's a fake GG probably.
Is he here?
That's FFG GG.
Oh yeah, that's a fake GG.
That's a fake FFG.
Oh yeah, maybe GG join the FFG squad?
No!
Big Bang Bug!
Leave me be, she's part of all of this, feel like she was part of Faze.
Maybe it's an 80-20 deal as well.
Dude, this Billy Bang Bug just took my thing!
Here you go, Faze. Here's 80% of all the money I make.
Okay, you fucking asshole.
I won't for anybody for the next eight years.
I won't, yeah, what's it is?
An eight-year contract where you take 80% of my money.
That's how I trace them all.
I was allowed to tell people I would have, but I wasn't allowed to ask for it.
Oh shit!
Oh god.
Is that the guy right here?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
This guy right here?
Yeah, that guy. That guy's an asshole.
That's our building, yeah?
Yeah, that's a good shit.
I'm not allowed to do that.
I got like, I'm like, I'm like, higher and lower than to look over a contact or something.
Check this out. I feel like I saw 80% like what I mean, it's somebody double-checked this way
I would have read it
That was my first contract I've ever signed in my entire life. Really? Do you have to practice your center?
No, I didn't read it. I didn't do anything. I just signed it.
I don't know how to do my signature either
Well, I was like 19 years old. I've never seen these sports contract ever and then
I would have put it on, see, read that a lot more.
I hope this just docks me, but the only thing I've ever actually signed-
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't say it.
What?
I don't care.
What?
The only thing I've actually ever signed in Peanut was when- was when a guy-
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, don't say that.
I'm saying don't say it. I don't care
Okay, I thought it was a cool story. Yeah, it's probably a great story, but I'd rather you know story
I thought it was
I thought it was a cool story
Well, I don't know what would be my address. It's just a guy knows me because he recognized me
I'm done with my jalapeno poppers I can lock in there.
Oh
Okay
I honestly prefer that that's pretty good. That's pretty good deal. You did that
I'm good, I'm good, we're good.
Everything's fine, everything's under control.
I'm low on three.
Well, that's because you're poop ass.
The poop ass diarrhea sickness is going to revert.
Have you eaten your jalapeno poppers?
No.
Jalapeno poppers would probably boost you out.
What the hell's hitting me right now?
I don't-
There was a guy over there, I got him.
Oh, jeez, the grease.
Cheesy of grease.
I'll push that- I'mma take this challenge!
This is my tower, dude, this is my damn tower.
They're just taking care of it.
They're house keeping.
This is my tower.
Hey, we already at the other tower,
so if you guys take that one over and get the code.
We're the hacking one.
We're the hacking one.
I'll capture it.
Can I see it now?
This is huge.
This is huge.
I'm going to capture ours.
We're losing our fob.
This is huge.
This is huge.
This can win us the match.
That's gonna be a problem as we might be the first blue win ever
No, we're in last place. What do you mean?
That's not a lie. We have both towers. Yeah, no, no
We want to start about the loser by you were about to lose their bottom right one. No, I just can't tell I just can't
Just tell what you guys had
Are you on the roof?
This guy on your roof
No, I died on the ladder. There's a guy right above me and then a guy below me killed me.
Not you, gimmick. I don't know how many he's in the town.
No, no, we're gonna attack that fuck. We're gonna attack.
Are you on the hacking station, Elise?
No, no, no. I'm on my way though.
Should we take like maybe a few breaths between these sentences?
There's no time for breathing those dirty dreams those dirty things want to kill us
They want to destroy our way of life brother. There's no time to breathe
Those dirty rats. They want to destroy our way of life
After the Howard King father's digest, I'll be able to take a breath
Well guys, I'm gonna kill myself
Come to farm, come to farm. We're falling, come to farm.
In the game, so I can get back to the base and gear up for another round.
Let's ride, let's ride!
Come to farm!
Say yes sir.
Tower two.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Who's body doosy?
We got APC here, by the way.
I just know we're losing this.
We have six of the best gamers in the world.
You mean that?
No.
OK, definitely not six.
He got Cogsi, who's really, really good.
Drac, who's kind of finding gimmick.
He's used to be good.
He's not really that anymore.
Have you been the explosives expert?
And someone who knows all because he's
been playing before Jesus?
That's you're gonna say because I have a teammate car
The team leader the team leader of the group
I get it boys luck in it on James a team meeting a little project of team leading
That guy is I hate that guy's name was born to kill
And I just gave him a seven second head start 180 heads out of the
Born to kill
To kill that should be born to
Well, it sounds kind of cliche but born to die. I thought I had something funny
I thought I was funny. I'm talking about you guys in my head usually I come over something a little funnier
But that's I mean, usually I just trust it all over something funny and that
And we're down
What are you looking at buddy
I
40 in zone birthday activities in that corner
As is it just me or is it easier to make money since the games release I think we're just better
Yeah, I think you're right
I need to see my I 300 K in in a like seven hours
Exactly the same as the last bit I've got $300,000
Same, but I had that last time too. I think last time
So they go on tanks and helicopters I think just like naturally people
Being a little more frugal this time is a thing getting reset
Yeah, I'm so confused. Sometimes I'd throw money.
Gotcha!
You got your money, man.
You wanna hop in the squad?
I got that money, man.
Get it back. Get it back.
Uh, sure.
Out for one.
Roger.
Over.
Are you, are you stupid?
That's stupid. Yeah, something.
The cheater, the DMA user.
I'm gonna post on Twitter that he actually uses DMA. I'm gonna be completely serious
I'm not gonna give anyone a hint that I'm joking
I'm gonna say some it uses DMA cards and he told me in private
Mr. Knott my finger is stuck in my butt
Nobody likes you use a screwdriver to pry your ribs open said you absolute waste of a perfectly good hole fuck your key
Oh
It's not having a soul
What are you up to let me in that car let me in that car at once
What Mr. gimmick you come back here come on in come on in you
Let's ride
I do not have you guys I do not have you guys you are dead forever
Your mortal life is over.
You can't run an RPG, dude.
We could have never anticipated that.
Oh, I know.
I thought Habibi was on our team.
Habibi had the same idea.
Great minds think alike, great minds.
We're in circles here, Bob, but it's moving.
I'm gonna try this mini-gun at Helicopter Island.
Hudson, it was really good.
you he was killing and it's true and it's true was it job is had a copy we
was going on here
please testing the circle at all
I mean green has it though
yeah that's weird we got six guys in here
hey team hey team you guys want to come by the zone you know the yellow yellow
zone I thought we were trying to win it for blue
on the road. Hey, this is a suicide mission. I'll put in your own barrel.
I've got a thousand bullets to attack on right now and I'm coming hot. Where do you need to ask the boys? Where do you need to ask the boys?
Over here is enemies on that side of the bridge.
Right by those, right by this...
...peat.
That's much advice.
That's a good thing.
Any bodies there at the zone?
Um...
Um...
I'm fucking wrong.
Oh, where do we go? That zone's moving out.
We're coming back again.
Oh, shit. Are we pulling it back?
Lock in it boys! Lock in it!
Shit.
EEEH!
I can eat it.
Alright, where do you need edge to point?
Ampita coming in hot!
Oh, they're gonna be rushing up fob, P.
They're gonna be around the fob.
Around the fob?
Got it, got it, got it!
And, and they got a chopper with guns.
They got a...
I'm with you, BB, I'm with you.
I'm really riled up.
You're riled up again.
I'm going to have a pumpkin riled up?
Dude, I'm there.
I have an opinion of pumpkin riled up.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I'm not ready for-
I'm not ready for a dog fight.
Oh, God.
I was hoping to just shoot people on the ground.
I can't do anything about it.
Okay.
Ouch!
oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, honestly we have both towers we should
We can win this game because we can keep pulling through the zone and then open open open.
Man, we got through it.
What is he doing there?
What are you doing?
I
Mean scared them off
Their car
No, it's worth boys
Dude, this guy's got...
I told you he got that fucking helmet.
I got the helmet, I'm driving it right now!
I think I have a bag of candy.
Don't think there's anything else out there that can't get around, do you?
No!
He's got some laying down under the cars!
You know this one?
Look at him!
Oh, I think he's here.
I'm not doing bad, I'm just not doing good, I'm just kinda not doing anything for so long.
I'm just standing in a circle, which I guess technically I am doing good work.
But it doesn't shut up on the scoreboard, I'm the Draymond Green of War Dogs.
Yeah, I like that.
You try that Valheim game or whatever?
Oh dude, I play the shit out of Valheim, it's amazing.
How's the man? Let's see. He actually has a pretty big head.
I was gonna say, he really is. He's one of the best. I'd say he's one of the best. Top five survival games.
Ready?
Honestly, no cap, dead end.
Get off?
scared his ass up that's right run buddy run get your ass out of here pal before I do something about it
get your ass out of here buddy before I do something about it
what are you doing up there
get your ass out of here pal buddy went and didn't want the smoke
buddy did not want the smoke let me tell you that right now
let me tell you that right now boys
He didn't want none of this! He didn't want none of this!
RAAAHHH! RAAHHH!
He didn't want none of this!
As I am cooking right now, I am cooking.
I'm just kind of crouched in the circle.
I'm just going to wait until we're in the lead.
lead then I'm gonna take risks there is a shitload of these
solvents where's the circle at the moment right now
circles that have a fault we should get some points for staying in the circle
because I don't know I'm gonna a good boy and staying in the circle but it's just
in our fucking fog so I'm not getting any kills
I got nothing to show for it oh you want some more did he huh
What's more do you buddy what's more guys here? Oh my boy. Where is he? Where is this guy?
Yeah, we're about to take the lead
It's not fight. It's not fight. It's not fight
It's a dog fight
It's a dog fight. Oh god. It's a dog fight
She's forced like right outside our farm right?
Yeah
Right all the wood is good with workshop
The young
I'm coming on boys. I'm coming on
Where
We can circle
That's what I'm gonna circle circle. Oh shit. I'm hence circle. There's a dude. You see money man. We're in circle
Hey, I got I'm head budget. I got I'm a aerial cover. I've got aerial cover
aerial cover in games
Yeah
Aerial cover engaged! Aerial cover engaged!
Dude, our whole team just stayed in the fog when the search was closed. We have zero people in the damn circle right now.
I'm near a circle right now.
Aerial cover engaged? I got the air, guys. I got the air.
Holy shi-
The aerial cover engaged.
Can you just give me peanut?
What'd you say?
What do you say?
What the fuck?
Oh, I didn't shoot you, trust me.
I'm not hitting anybody with these shots.
I promise you they'll have funs.
I promise you they'll have funs.
I got hit by an aerial helicopter and I look up
and I see you.
That's all I know.
There's another one.
There's another one somewhere.
There's another one somewhere.
How do people control this thing?
This is insane.
Okay, so we're starting to see a rocket at me
I was going in for swift landing I was going in for a swim
All right guys, I no longer have aerial coverage
I know I got an area man!
Someone just randomly shit talking some place that never has us!
Fuckin' in boys, fuckin' in!
I just hear it close to go,
Hey yo, get your resume man!
Something shit like that is just like,
Oh fuck you!
Alright, wheels up, fuck wheels up!
I'm trying my best!
Oh shit!
Oh shit, that just helped!
You must fucking lie, boy!
Help! Help!
If you won't be here, you can sit down and cycle yourself.
Is that important?
That is weird, though, boy!
Now you great boys, I'm coming to save the world.
Now it's really time to run. Now it's really time to get down to the mini-gritty guys. Now it's really time to get down to business.
Here we go!
All his boys can join off-hand.
Scott Mulder, are you serious? By my own team.
Is Billy Badbug part of your hey-ya video game group?
Yeah.
He's our builder. He's our builder.
Fantastic! Bad dad.
I did not say that. We have a filthy turn, Kevin.
In the rig.
Why'd you go back to Green's?
Oh, Mr. Sander, my boy, Mr. Wicked Man, good, I'm mad!
Appreciate ya, my boy!
And Mr. Biggie Kappa, which is my good man, good, I'm mad!
Get down the hill, get down the rock.
And Mr. Wiley Coyote, my boy, Mr. Wicked Man, good, I'm mad!
You see to your mom what we did to my boy?
He's, he's sacks talking to you?
Are you trash talking to me pal?
No.
No?
Yeah, you better not be.
You better not be buddy.
You better not be.
Huh?
There's me in the clouds up here.
I'm gonna go.
Are we trying to push, are we trying to push uh, zone?
We're not even saying it.
I
Mean I mean let's do
That's what you boys right now
They were about to cap it one more nice
You can see it he's killed one person so now we're getting it
You get right by your box.
It's just, it's just, it's just,
a summit right in front of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It snipes up on that hill above you to the right.
I'm a smart buddy, I'm on the radar right now,
both right guys.
Yep, yep.
See ya.
Locked in, boys, locked in eight!
Okay, one down, there's still like 17.
I missed one completely, but he's hurt bad.
Right there on the wall, he's stuck on the wall.
It's a Minji, it's a Minji!
They just dropped, they just dropped some Hawthorne.
I'll have to ponder, I'll have to ponder!
Nice kill.
We'll have to think about it for a second.
Whoever sent the Bob is a go-
That's a hell of an offer.
Hey, what's the move? I mean, what's the move? Where we going? Oh, let's go. Let's go
Hey, let's get to the hot zone quick, boys
Where the hell's everybody else I gotta rally these boys hey, let's go
You gotta tell them every time why they're so lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy I don't know
Oh, folksy, let me tell you something, but I'm a green guy, I'm a red-center green-fob.
Yeah, listen, is my red ping up there?
Oh, yeah, take it.
I have a mark up there.
Two guys on the roof up there.
Two guys on the roof up there.
We're heading over, buck, we're heading over.
Three, three of them, three of them, three of them.
Three!
That's one more of them.
Three on the dynamo, ours is one.
No way.
enemy helicopter coming as well I thought I was following me but we
put some zone boys careful we got an attack chopper here
I'm going in the top people
south west south west peak
it's one of the left two of them
he's a dump he's a dump
full of potatoes in front of me
full of potatoes
fuck
yeah they're right behind us
they're flanking
oh shit they're side by side
from the tower
yeah this tower is a fucking problem
oh one person on the right
I'm going in.
Right there all over my body, at least I got one, but there's, they're swarming, they're
swarming, they're swarming, they're swarming, swarming, swarming.
to your left. Oh my god. I see. I see. I see it more. More.
This guy is down.
Grab you. Grab you. Careful. There was more than one.
I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm on top of me.
One just ran right over my body towards you.
I
On top of their tower
I
Damn it. I started hacking their fob
Good job. Keep it up.
Yeah, it was brave though. It was brave.
Thank you for remembering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hope it's a lucky draw. A lucky draw right there.
Father Codd.
I love these.
What's your mind?
Are you sure I can provide you guys?
No, it's a death trap.
They're all over where my body was though.
Careful.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, alright, Mr. Summit.
That's it.
Spread your cheeks.
I'm coming in.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Here's a bad guy right there.
You're not reviving him, Chief.
Oh, you lucky I'm out of ammo, you bitch!
Grab me bones, grab me bones quick!
I've got a deep dip on me.
Oh
Mr. Eric guys, I'm dead
Things I
Pounds on it
Has to be the next
It's going to we're pulling we're pulling yeah
This bridge
I need to ask are you genuinely rubbing your hands together to remind me like a mosquito mosquito
How do you not have a deep in yet? I already used it
No that's a resuscitation!
I feel like Gucci Mane.
Welcome to Gucci Mane.
Something about something.
I feel like Gucci Mane in 2008.
I know 2006 was his best year,
but 2008 was the housing market crash.
You didn't feel that good.
That's how I feel right now.
Yes.
No, please God!
To electrolyte!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh, I fell on my back.
I'm gonna spawn back.
How is that possible?
How is that possible?
We're not teaming though!
Rubbing my hands again?
Jack, you get this deep in my face and you put it on my nipples right now.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm controlling inside.
I'm solving a room with students.
Jack, I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now.
If you have to keep this back halfway through tomorrow,
way through tomorrow I'm gonna team kill you 100 times.
Good spot on, Bob!
Good spot on, Bob!
We won away!
Good spot on, Bob!
He was right there.
What you want?
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Say, say, say!
Here, we're taking point three.
You shut up you dirty green!
I got a point.
You shut up you dirty green!
You shut up you dirty green!
There he is!
I'm afraid this is gonna have a fob.
Where are they spawning?
Wait, they're on our roof of tower two?
Yeah, yeah.
We should be...
The enemy!
He's gonna be...
Yeah
Hi guys, I come back come back
Well, I'm gonna kill myself in the games. I get back to the base and get another kid ready. Here we go
Let's do it
Let's ride. They're still on our roof
Watching the boys up in
Yeah
Oh
My god, what's big until you do be later?
Oh
I had an angle
One down one down one down on the top of our tower
Once down, okay, okay, I'm coming up come come come he's gonna kill me. I'm
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Nice, nice, they both down, they both down.
I think somebody's on combat.
All right, we're good.
Yeah, there's people on the roof when we got them.
You want to bring that guy back?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll take to the right, I'll take to the right.
That's right
My $1,200
No problem
When I don't need to be and we like it that zone we gotta get that job
Yeah, we have 48 we were in the zone wait hold on guys
So guys guys big announcement
Actually in the zone. We don't have to get it with 50 people in the zone by the way
Do not have to use the zone because we're in the zone
I know a lot of you guys just make him as a shock
I'm gonna snap this one, but we do not actually have to go anywhere to be in the zone because we are already here
We're in the zone. We're in
We are in the zone. We we are in the zone
Yeah, in the zone. Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone. I don't want to like seriously if you're if you're sitting up
Please sit down for a second
Cuz I'm up to give you information that may shock you. We actually do not have to I know that's
Cozy I told you to sit down
Yeah, yeah
We got a same site. Where is it at?
It ain't working.
I'm looking for a hit fire.
This game is fucking ass.
It's really bad. It's really bad.
It's really bad.
It's horrible.
It's a good thing.
It's good.
Now see that. It's a good thing.
Now see the weapon got one.
You just need to train my brain not to do it.
I agree it's better for balance, but I was doing it a bunch.
Now we get to the zone!
Yeah.
Now we get to the zone!
Now!
Good job guys!
Yeah, now we get to the zone.
Yeah.
Pina, can you do this with another announcement?
Uh, yes, big announcement, big announcement, big announcement.
Huge, huge announcement.
Huge announcement, I will be borrowing Kloxy's most favorite furry suit for the furry convention on 9-11
Yes
Take care
Sniper up top on the hill you guys are going towards
Lock it in boys, lock it in
I'll be borrowing Kloxy's McLaren for my
That sounds wonderful
I will be I will be attending your Keenzen Yara
And I will I will be a problem
I will be a problem for every will be an open one
I will I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make it all about me
I'm gonna make it all about me and I'm gonna be a problem for everybody
Tower one. I think they're taking our tower one guys. We're sucking it again. We're sucking it again
Yeah, we got a
Yeah, dude, I'm not a dude.
I don't know if people have thought, but I'm telling you,
I'm not going to win.
If you like, drag search history would make it
far enough friends with them anymore.
Yeah, my search history.
It's back in the day.
Yeah, buddy.
Does she miss me?
Does she think about me still?
Shut up, bed bug.
YouTube video of ladies saying I'm proud of you.
I want to repeat for 12 hours.
I just said a white shirt on my leg.
I'm going to have to check it out.
Little peep playlist.
Little peep, uh, best YouTube video of Dad saying I love playing catch.
Catch with you in the front yard earlier for 12 hours straight for our loop.
Acknowledge, a promise to your possession.
Make some water to the sewer.
Hold on, I'm inbound.
Lucy, where are you going? I'm following you.
Oh my god, in the church of the church!
are you kidding me dude this guy's like a whack oh that's okay boss that's okay
he was he was he was there was rather church we're taking it now we're taking
it now closey I'm and drag I'm head right toward you okay
Achieve these are help go go go. I got you boys. I'm coming
Coming that was a nasty little spot that guy had
Oh, I was shooting on my body on my body right now peeing the bush in the bush
I can't see him. I'm one shot. You're good. You're good. You're good. I was gonna revive. I was gonna revive. Excuse me.
Yeah, play around here two boys.
One of the boys died.
He's so alive.
He's still alive. He's still alive right now? Yeah, yeah, he's still alive in the bush.
And your teammate just ordered you. He's still alive. He's still alive in the bush. So alive in the bush.
I JUST SLUCK ME DOWN
There is nothing I can do about the man in the bush
Got the good man in the bush
Yeah, yeah, push that, push that, push that
Yeah, I'm holding my hands
Ah, there's a guy down the hill dude
Drive here, I'm DM'd fam
Oh, my goodness
Next time you arrive here without a D-fam
I'm putting a spell on you in your mind
Oh
They catch us
How they catch us during the three to five business day of revised
What are the chances that they can serve we were only here for three business days
Fuck you guys for not having the fibrillators
You guys we're not having the fibrillators
You know I will level up med medic when I
I see I poison something to get one out circles move in
Oh, yeah
Are they camping APC?
This is all I need to find out.
Hold on.
Sure, you need medical attention.
Oh, there's so many out there.
I would have done the snake, but I'm pretty sure I'm one deep kill off of a man.
I'm pretty sure I'm one deep kill off of a man.
You're lucky, buddy.
You're lucky this time, buddy.
You're not lucky this time.
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
I'm sure it's enough.
I'm sure it's enough.
I'm sure it's enough.
We say this father's fucked
I'll risk it. I'll risk it. You want to risk it pal?
Now I'm definitely one kill off a band let's ride
This is a person on top of our tower.
Yeah, yeah, all the way up high, all the way up high.
The gate.
That's what you got to watch.
That's what you got to watch.
I'll beat you to take you.
I'll beat you to take you.
Enjoy, boys, enjoy.
Where the fuck did I go?
Enjoy, boys, enjoy.
I'll beat you to take you.
I cannot.
You shut up in there!
I think we're losing a fob.
Yeah, it's a death trap.
I mean, I survived that guy, and he died immediately.
So I think that's gonna happen again.
Yeah, it's looking pretty bad by the top, bud.
We should be able to kill him, bro.
Hey!
What's on the top?
He's dead?
Hey!
No, I'm dead.
Got a shake, got a shake, got a shake.
You're playing under volume with your hands.
Don't even do it.
Don't even do it.
No, I would never.
Oh, okay, thank God.
Thank goodness.
Good
No scope, so I don't know anything man. They dropped us off. Yeah
Behind in the trees. There's just you mean guys out there. Yeah
Here we go
We are clearly out
why don't we just push zone together we'll do that where'd they go
our entire teams in our fog getting getting mom right now this is what
this is not the way we're sorry but the sideways
Oh no!
Oh no!
Ooooooh!
Fucking...
Oh, I'm dead guys. These guys better...
Stop putting them down.
I'M GOING IN!
I'M GOING IN!
Guys, there's still a cybernetic out there.
That son of a bitch!
Yeah.
We-we have green and red targeting us right now.
We just have to...
I don't know.
What the...
I say fuck them!
Let's go get some points!
We gotta get out of that
I think we hold the
If we hold it then we can just pull it towards us again
That's a possibility
I shot one
I did kill the drill
Oh Mr. Biggie Jeff, please one good man, good a man
I can't help that rambling
And Mr. Mike, one good man, good a man
He saved you my boy
Yeah, I can't go out there and kill these guys because they are deep rooted in that forest
Flaco
You're flaky little flaky do little flaky do you think
No problem!
Oh, well, that'll happen guys.
That'll happen.
Don't worry to worry.
That'll happen guys.
It's completely natural.
It happens to a lot of guys.
Completely natural.
Completely natural.
Don't worry guys.
That's completely natural.
Don't worry.
Don't worry guys.
Don't worry.
Help me
Everybody up everybody up and Adam up and Adam boys
Up and Adam boys up and Adam get you get up get up. So just get your ass up boys. There's no time for now
No time for that boys. No time for now now
No time for that guy
No time for that guy
No time for that
Poppy shoulda get you over right
Poppy shoulda get you on up
Poppy shoulda get you on up boys
Don't you worry
Poppy shoulda got you
Poppy shoulda get you on up boys
No time for that boys
Oh no problem boys no problem
Nothing goes literally
Everything I have
Have I have you snagged your shit off?
You move your fat ass!
Say no prayer for your boy.
He's gonna take a lot of your life.
Who the hud don't!
Who the hud don't!
That's just an Amy Allicoptic company right now.
Dude, there's a guy flying with us right now and he goes,
I don't know why both teams are focusing on us.
I don't know what that means why you asking me that?
I can't I can't be putting you anywhere
Cozy, oh yes be that oh
Jesus clear baby
You want me to go wait me to put your full north I can't do that
Cozy that's a ridiculous question
Cozy why would you may ask me to do that for you? I can't do that
Who's he? That's a ridiculous question.
Are you P?
Who's he? I don't know why you asked me some ridiculous questions.
Are you P?
I can't put you into no one.
You have to believe yourself.
This guy says he's just reminding me.
I'm the rage man and this guy's sitting in front of that building.
What is this guy talking about?
The gall of some people.
The gall of some people.
Ridiculous.
Yeah.
I
Think I'm sick of this
Where's lots of tables on me in my crew lots of tables on me my crew if you want action. I've got action run on me
And there goes the most perfect four-piece of my entire life
I saw three people not even looking at me twiddling their thumbs as one
Came out of nowhere. Tell me
Sir, I want you to know something if you don't revive me right now. You'll get AIDS
This is a risk they
Listen if you want to take it that's cool, but that's your own decision
I'm just letting you know if you don't revive me in 10 seconds. There's a chance you get a it's a non-zero chance
Give it to me, please.
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Give it to me, please.
I got sniped.
I got sniped.
OK, give it.
You know what?
You know what?
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Don't kill yourself.
Give it to me.
Hop in.
I'm going to buy a helicopter.
We're going to go over there ourselves.
Yeah?
OK.
All right.
Sure.
You guys get the other guys out.
I'm going to use that.
Yeah.
So I'm going to fly in.
You and me.
Flying
Shoot a guy in the head tactical efficient deadly and then surprise. There's a guy
In a window far away with the mosa mad laughs
laughing bars that lap
Give me give us in a barrel roll
It gets on many times. It's honestly I find there was to be very pedestrian watch that see that
Jesus what just happened we are at one half
What just we are at one health and how did we survive that?
This thing got an inflatable bottom.
The entire aircraft is right on my screen at the bottom.
The entire aircraft is completely right on my screen.
We are genuinely at one health right now.
Oh my god.
That'll happen boys, that'll happen.
Needless to say, we'll be jumping out of this and doing a quick parachute, alright?
Is this will not survive even 10 shots of a standard 9x19 millimeter gun
We call it the miracle craft
All right, this way we're gonna jump like the hot dog you and me giving this note out
Oh, we've been taking ourselves
Oh, this is our job gimmick. Get ready. I think you ready these jobs are right here
Are you ready to get it?
I'm ready.
Oh shit, yeah!
Shit!
Oh, we're going down!
We're going down!
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
I didn't I didn't survive, but you know what you know what they say you know they say can make
The plan never goes good on the first try because you don't
Second try will you really know what's going on because you learn from your mistakes the first time
You're not even with the one by the helicopter
Good am I any fair enough?
Hop in
question again I can answer that I'm pretty sure now you shut up over the
you shut the fuck up I'm up and in I'm getting the glass of whiskey we hit whiskey
ours all right we're gonna do was yours and bouncing off the god damn well
you're here in heli's lawn
get in the helicopter get in the helicopter
oh my god give me give me see the barrel
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
It's time for redemption.
And it's time for salvation.
You're welcome, Andrew.
I'm on a chilly bed bug.
I
Don't listen to that guy's a teeter
Whoo!
I give it we're currently being targeted by a missile.
Uh, dude.
Oh, thank god.
You're cheating.
Okay.
You ready to jump, bud?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Three, we've probably just...
Two, one!
Jump!
Jump!
Stop the landing.
We're at gimmick we have a bunch.
We definitely lingered on that one.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Hey George, you're marching man, George.
Give me how you do it.
How you do it, how you do it, how you do it.
Oh my god.
Come this way, come this way.
Special forces, special forces, special forces.
See your team.
Special forces, special forces.
Watch them go.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
I give it we take this stadium. I see guy right that we take the city by force and then we head to the hot show deal
Yeah
Guys you're losing
We'll actually take the win it my kids four and six and I love you so much
You can judge me about my parenting choices later. They asked if you would be at Disneyland so they could meet
I
Will not be at Disneyland. I will not be at Disneyland. I would not go
Give it
Told you I'm getting shot from the back
I need your help me sleep. I need your help immediately. I need your help
Kill the guy who's to earn you got me
Yeah, the team
Yeah, we got the green team. What do we?
We're the blue team
Get up
Thank you, mr.
Please don't tell me the only guy you killed was mr. Aaron was the guy you killed mr. Aaron. I
Don't know
like ants I just started shooting no no no I didn't kill Mr. and Mr. and killed me
oh all right I need Mr. well we're dead okay you know what okay listen let's
just kill ourselves let's give it one more shot the third time it's time it
now fun
I'm off another big guy flying is not good outside or is not for us miss
baby five does not work for us oh you're here you're here yeah not get in boys
locked in it wait I'm actually gonna lock it up I'm gonna get a 20 yo just 20
your life right here just hack the other
Oh, is that the only guy?
Is that the only guy?
Guys, the circle's actually close to our fob.
If we can get a little group together.
Boys, everybody to the circle quickly!
We're grabbing tower one. If you guys can hack tower two, you can pull it.
hold it up we are what how are we at right now our OG oh wait I can act out to
right now sir absolutely bugs I can do that for you we're actually taking it
right now we're taking it balls make me point we plug in and we can't pull it
again yeah we're gonna be pulling real soon
I'm going to hack him over.
Can't wait to get him.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
We need no drain.
I'm sorry, I was trying to get down on that.
We're ported. We're ported. We're ported, bud.
Okay, okay.
Nice, nice.
All right, all right, all right.
Nice call, nice call.
Thanks, bud.
Are you down, Jack?
I'm Jack. Oh, no, I'm good. I'm good. But we might actually win this game boys. So let's go in the hills now
I agree. I agree. I need powers as soon as I figure out how to get out of this. I can pull. I can pull.
I figure out how to exit this farm. It's gonna be better team better watch out.
I'm talking 10 different water things.
Yeah, yeah, we pulled zone though, we pulled zone.
Oh, they're crossing over, they're crossing this way in front of her, Fob.
Oh, we've got him!
He's the one right here, boys, this is the one right here, boys!
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
Here we go, boy! Here we go!
I'm playing since you're tired of me.
You're right, kid!
BAAAM!
I just fucked up the base of the pool.
I killed a guy and got like three of them on his...
Oh, seriously? Shit!
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Yeah!
There we go, one left!
Now I got two backs and now I got two!
I'm destroying their pool base. I've already taken out all their guys and to go to half their mortars
You should be
Dude if you put the mortars that would be huge
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
BAM!
They'll be able to put it left, they'll be able to put it left!
Oh, look!
Bullshit, I can't do this!
The super-smop was there!
Super-smop was right here, gentlemen!
Oh
I got you
Oh
Mortars destroyed
Work, oh, yeah, that gutter
We're so full and we saw both towers
I can't be pregnant!
You're not gonna make me pregnant, Summit!
I'm impregnable.
I'll say I like that, say I like that.
Strange noises.
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
Did you know that he did you get that got a dry and straight on straight on
Now I'm just your life watch I'm taking out that that cool base
I'm marking your little something. Yeah
I should be able to see it now.
I am absolutely demolishing this pool base.
Absolutely demolishing it.
Should finish it off with this.
Should finish it off.
He is white.
I don't know where that border came from.
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Who the heck are you?
Eh?
Mr. Tracker by the way.
I'm coming in your rear.
Coming in your rear.
Mr. Tracker, Mr. Tracker.
Mr. Tracker, Mr. Tracker.
Mr. Dragon, Mr. Dragon.
Mr. Dragon?
Oh, wait, what was that?
Take a dive, take a dive!
Your little feet fall beyond the little feet never did anyone.
I would be delighted to fly him to his destination.
Oh
Please call me back on the phone. Oh, well, how are you able to get on the how are you gonna sit on it if it's done here?
Someone someone unlocked it and then I sat on it
I sat on it and it relocked a bunch of asses
Right unlock it
Whose phone is this?
We're pulling the zone boys! We're pulling the zone! We're pulling the zone! We gotta move boys! We gotta move!
Who the hell is that? Who's that guy?
Hey boys, what? We're going to the drill.
whether the one pulling it did it lock that helly and then locked it and then
just went away actually okay actually we don't need to go to zone because we're
about to hack this thing in like hello I'm in it's going to pull in boys yeah
Yeah, it'll cancel their
I get immediate medical assistance, please you're gonna be so proud of me if I get to you
I'll be very proud. I'll be very proud. Hey, they didn't wait. Did they pull it? They pulled the top left no one has
It's like a random fog in the middle of nowhere. Oh, you know, you got me. I just built drills for it
Nobody's like I'll leave you for dead. Don't worry
go go go
and it's it's gone
it's gone
and it's us
and it's gone
and we're dead
lasers lasers
oh i got shot in the back right after the shit
have you got your shells and how about you head to the hot zone
yes please
I'm still alive but you know
You know what? Kill yourself, Cousin!
My helicopter?
I don't know how I'm so positive in money. I am getting my shit game on you.
Yeah, I'm down by 20k.
117, they're casual. I guess a billion.
What am I at? 30 in 20? Oh, huh?
27.
27, yeah, alright.
I hop in boys. I think it is right to the hot job
My getting a few quick. We're gonna get this one. This one right in the small one
Yeah, I don't have flying absolutely I
Can even do a better way sober. He's so good when sober watch them
Never seen a bear robot
Definitely not impressive and I wouldn't care to see it ever
Well, get ready to be mad at Brecht.
Oh, why?
And why is there a guy who's going around with nothing on her?
Nice job. Here, here.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Well, it has green has it. Green has us.
They were. Oh, my God.
Why is, dude?
You know, if we all fucking died,
you stop your worry in bars.
I'm just stop your worry in bars.
We're not gonna die
Stop you worry about
You stop
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So we gotta go back, huh?
We gotta go back to see you guys almost
Don't give me the double nipple right now or we put or you put
The capture tower to like just a drill we have to capture and then we can pull it to power one
So slow team six now
I'm driving a helicopter, I'm driving.
I'm going to get the code and reactivate it by us on tower one.
Hop in, Mr. Jack Hoppin.
Oh, don't worry, don't worry.
I'll be flying, don't you worry.
Hop in, Mr. Jack Hoppin.
No, it's a great idea, it's a great idea.
Who's this guy?
one that was the only one right there
this is actually ready for a ride of a
lifetime
don't they are all into the got a
really we got my guys
let's go to our team
I don't think it's any of us
is it? who's on the ground?
Brandon's, Brandon's
Oh my god, oh my god
don't worry boss I can see another
the helicopter. Don't worry, boss. Everything is under control. Everything is under control.
He's got a new one real quick. Real quick. Let me see that last of the helicopter. It
was off. It was built wrong. It was defective. The gas, the carbonated, wasn't hooked up
to the gas pedal and the gas pedal wasn't giving the pressure to the steering wheel.
Pickles on us
No worries boss, he's yet another helicopter. No worries. No worries. He's getting another helicopter guys
No worries. Let's get another helicopter
There's nothing to worry about what's happening new
This guy is intentionally breaking he's reaping he's reaping he's reaping
What's your right? What's your right?
Here to say please get in
We get it. Please get it. These are things about to pop up
There's a good day to that boys a good day to that I didn't do it die that quick. I don't have a banger line up
I
Want to show you a cool trick you can only do it a helicopter
No, this game has lasted two hours
You see that
You
Let's lock it. Let's lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it guys. I got a half the machine
Where we land where we land in a hot zone
You jump
Yeah man, I jumped.
You mean, why would you jump?
You want me to die?
I'm gonna land us.
There's a guy.
There's a guy inside.
Not here.
There goes a huge guy.
Yeah, there's a guy inside our base.
I actually want to die, man.
I'm gonna close you out.
I'll got you.
Are you the one on the farm
or the one on the wall?
The wall.
I got you.
Go see.
I'm gonna come to the right of you, okay?
I'll be there right here.
I know you weren't know you weren't
It would be lying because he I cannot believe you lied to me
And you're being swarmed by attack helicopters as we speak
I've been attacking the stream just base you've ever seen in your
All my days, many, many moons, I'm gonna drop many, many moons. I've never seen a stage of maze.
Why are there so many of my guaranteed...
Really?
Truly?
I'm taking the tower! No you weren't! I'm taking the tower!
The tower is ours!
They're all laying up top, they're all laying up top.
How are those boys out there kicking into us?
Why are both teams focusing us?
There's a good team on top of the tower, cheerless player.
Man!
What the f*** is this? There's like a hundred attack helicopters outside.
Yes, there's a red attack helicopter and a green attack helicopter.
What is going on?
What the hell is that?
Oh
Guys we're gonna lose if we don't lock it right now. We got a lock it right now boys. Yeah, right
Yeah, you did that job
Yeah, we have to we have to lay in we have to go we have to go bottom right
Who's at the bottom right Bob? Who's tower two is that you summit?
Yeah
Well they got time. We're a bunch of
stuff.
Guys, maybe we just fuck up there
heli
I'm kind of pinned where I'm at
Where's your boyfriend at
I
Got ya take a start you we're going to a two-to-one
I'll start back a little bit of back
Can you go up to the floor and
But there's a sandbag
And he's on top of the sandbag in the staircase and killed three of us
Oh, Mr. Aaron! Don't you worry, Pumpkins, you can take care of you! Get out of here, Mr. Aaron!
Oh, that's a good man right there. That's a good man.
Fine, so is our leader.
How much can I cook right here? I'm kinda cooking!
I
Don't your little boy friend we're on the way
That's Mr. Dove you go to us
Called Kent and gimmicks wild adventure
Oh my god, oh my god, they locked the doors guys. We gotta sit together so we gotta get a group on
This is oh my god. I'm trying to get to you guys. I'm trying
A lot of guys a lot of greens have fallen
Pursuit it's up the green to that a kill box. It's a rat
I know I know but it means you were
That I'm just that's just who the Lord delivers to me
I think that's how one is I'm gonna come pick you up. I want you to go to this job. All right boys
We're currently at hour two waiting for them to open up the door tower two
I'm gonna come pick you up and down to the head to the job
All right
We already have one of them, we just need to hack it.
We just need to get a new helicopter.
No big deal guys, no big deal.
It's a quick, bam, it's like nothing happened.
It's like nothing happened.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Rocked it boys. All right guys. I'm coming to tower two over to pick all you guys up, okay?
That we need more foreshadowing. Can you pick C4? No, I'm not bringing C4 to just C4.
One more C4. Yeah, I didn't have to have to bring C4 every time. I still have C4.
Even though this thing only take the lead back. No, we gotta get to the show. We gotta get to the show first.
If we if we roll this door open we get zoned back
You know that hey, hey apparently it takes three maxes both door. Oh wow really wise. I mean
Really wise thanks for sharing
Wait, I mean what you say? I didn't know that thanks for sharing. Maybe thank you so much
I'm going to spend him a picture for one good man to an outman!
Please take care of myself!
I'm going to spend it two hour mark before I leave.
I'm going to have to use these creatures for you, big man.
You don't need to open it.
Guys, I'm heading down to meet you.
We've pointed again!
I'm going to point it again!
This is a crazy maze.
There's a guy on the shocker, I think.
We've pointed for this random maze over here.
I
Guys guys, what are we up to what are we doing?
What's the game?
a lot of you get my shit stop then
you should come and join Kent and gimmicks Kent wood and gimmicks wild and crazy
adventure we were in the zone a second ago but
right six doors boys and we're coming to a like fucking still like two more
It's insane
Explosives and see for charges. Yeah, we took it. We just gotta wait for them to use their fuel
I'm gonna head right around head right over right now boys right over right now
We just need our boys over at town one to take that green the drill
I don't know how to do that
I
On the third floor, there's like a little console
There's three computers one of them making the old F on the hack it
It'll see unavailable
Is it because they just bought it?
Yeah
I had good right now. I meant I meant how do you guys have this already or no?
We got it
I
What's the code what's the code is punch it in
We're waiting for them. You gotta wait guys. I don't understand how they're pulling
At all when they don't have either of the towers. How's that possible? They put drills down?
They show
So the drills act as tower drills. We don't really go I would fuel
They don't even need coats. What the hell as long as long as they have fuel it'll keep
Drilling so they just bring a logic truck and to a drill that they built some I actually I actually just
Killed like a
Yeah, if you have a large hammer you can build a drill so what we did earlier was we had a drill
It worked shoulder good work
Oh
Because we have one drill plus we we own the other drill as long as we had gas
Like this bitch
You really want to
And it should shield the deal right here boys
We need to get the points on the way to our fucking base right now
We have so many people no no no one more blue we need one more blue in there
Fucking way they got it
We need no blue to die no blue to die. I never die. I'm heading to the hot shot as we speak. Closey. Don't you like 85 86?
We have 81
Yeah, we get 85 86 before it gets over our father then
Have fake wife have her fake dog need it. We need war dogs from okay. Nice. Nice. Live live live live
Where the fuck is their farm?
Who's off guys guys is technically a chance that is why really died
there's technically a chance I know it's probably fake but just take the chance
and you're going to hell and you're going to hell you're going to hell
we're getting points we're getting points points
yo readily as five people I think I already has one point million dollars
well shroud doesn't even have a big livers license chopper that's why he has
1.2 million dollars never leaves his house
I
Get it
I don't know where their father's
Don't worry coach yeah, I'm in the zone
I'm getting many many points for the boot game many many points oh mr. Close you'd be
You're proud of me. Oh my goodness. Oh my oh my god. You should tell me that you're proud of me while you're sending me a video
of you counting down from 10. Oh my
I just like for like game purposes or like whatever
I'm just like for like the big like the video game. There's a lot of there's a lot of reds around our maze
With that joke, okay
It's very wise very very wise
I was missing to the stop. I didn't even know it's got it.
Yeah, bring the APC to the fob!
Quickly!
Please don't die!
No!
No, we want the enemies to know where it is!
Holy shit!
We got wooden chair and the quarter specialist shooting at me from the sky.
These helicopters, I swear to God.
I don't know how he does.
And there's no walls in this fucking place.
There's always a way of getting points right now.
Get the hell out of here.
We have the circle on us, we're still not getting points.
There's no way.
There is no way.
Guys, there's someone in the cock corner in our bomb.
We're coming with so many people right now.
The whole team's coming.
Yo, this red just sitting outside our bases.
Rock shooting at any green, just shooting at us.
There's a hubby behind me, I'm a hubby,
I'm gonna be very out of here if you remind me.
And you guys, please eat wild adventures as we're back.
Hey!
He killed me.
I needed to take it and we've lost count long ago.
We've been deep behind enemy lines and we're back home.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
Oh, welcome back home, welcome back home.
Oh.
We're getting points, we're getting points.
I hate me and this kid with guy with a bad bitch.
I'm pretty sure he got a bad bitch.
I heard that it's well up, but it makes sense.
Pointless. Pointless for the win, but very fun.
We need to save the sideways.
These helicopters, oh my goodness.
No, Billy, Ben, stop moving. Billy, Ben, stop moving in the end zone.
I got this! I have to go into the bush!
Oh, Jesus Christ. You're a limber.
Stop moving.
We're getting points! We're getting points! It's just our moment!
The blue team's gonna win for the first time ever!
Oh my God. Hold on. Hold on. You see him?
Hey, you can move, you can move, you can move.
Guys, how do I get more missiles in this thing?
You've got to go back to the bomb.
You've got to see these missiles in the air.
They're gonna blow up the bomb.
We gotta go back to the car
Let's see if you can shoot missiles in the air and shoot the helicopters
Oh, we need ammo
And what's right?
That would work fantastic right now we can take all these helicopters down with one found strip
One, one swift. One foul swift move.
One foul swift move.
I want a foul swift move to take the helicopter down. What do you guys think?
That's what I'm saying. One foul swift move it.
And we get to the place where he swift foul.
One swift foul.
That's what my grandpa said when he went duck hunting.
Now that's one swift foul.
Your grandpa was the most generous lover.
Let me tell you.
What?
oh I remember bouncing on it for hours I said give me give it pop up give it
give up oh my unit he was what
you see a mug no just a unit what's that be going on the roof
I was going on the roof doesn't he?
What?
He's got no wiener, bruh.
You got no wiener?
No.
Is that a thing?
No.
Oh, it says I clipped my butt cheeks and took it with me.
I was not about cheap, I'll see you now, sir.
Where's that guy gone?
Yeah.
Shit.
Hey, he never told me the story.
That's the story of how he lost his dick.
That's how we got him.
That's how he lost his dick.
Okay.
He was always a little unsettled about it, I could tell.
I was right around the base doing absolutely nothing.
We're losing, we're losing something.
Oh yeah, we gotta catch that, we gotta stay up with it.
Oh yeah, stay in the zone, stay in the zone!
Go, go, go!
Push on, push on, push on!
I don't wanna die.
I don't really feel like dying.
We got this easy boys you say this though we got this easy you got this easy you don't even close the line
The population got it
Guys it's all just helicopters and simers I'm completely addicted
Holy shit oh my god I think a single mom trying to log into Facebook
I have no power here. No power. It's snipers and helicopters was down John
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I'm getting myself. I'm getting myself
Did you get a team to push the other one?
Yeah, I was red taking points out. We're guys we're gonna lose
I'm gonna reset I'm resetting reset go back. I do if we reset as well
We're gonna have to go in this place.
We're gonna resetting and going to fob.
We need to get the first win for Blue Team ever!
There's so many of our team dead right outside our fob.
Yeah, yeah, they're across the...
They're across the river and there's guys right outside the sandbag.
There's literally people inside of our fob.
Inside of our fob.
You've gotta be fucking my ass.
You've gotta be figuring my asshole.
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
Oh, they killed our spawner.
Yeah, we have to.
I knew we were at this wasn't over.
I'll get a heli.
I'll get a heli.
We have eight of us in right now.
Seven.
We only need people.
Plus, we only need people.
Plus, I'll bring out the helicopter.
We're going to go back.
Where's the fucking 10 yard line, dude?
They got a fucking shit.
Where's the 10 yard line?
Get us in there.
We got one more back there.
Who's that?
Who the hot june boys?
I'm walking.
Oh there boys, just a moment, just a moment, boys.
Oh that's a little squat.
Get in there, get in there.
Guys we gotta go, we gotta go!
This is wild, this is wild.
Fuck.
I
Know
Of a fucking squad, dude. Yeah, there's so many right around there. You serious give me a 37 in the cellar. It sounds like
Well, red guys I think
So you think you're about to pull his own?
No, no, it's going towards their fucking file.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Weird.
There's no where to be found.
And there's two of them.
We can do this right now.
We have a lot of us coming back.
Look at them!
Look at them!
I got a full helicopter about to jump on him right now.
I'm dropping up, dropping up, dropping up, dropping up.
Why is Green sitting outside our fobs?
We gotta kill Red voice.
We gotta kill those dirty Reds!
Yeah
44 fucking red
That's insane. We have to do so many red right now
They're pulling his own they're pulling his own
Is it that don't give slaps fuck we lose you have to go to it now
All right, let's push
Wait Billy don't we build you come back grab us
Get in the zone boys get in the fucking zone
The only 25 lives in the show
Yeah, yeah, they're running they're running running in front of me
Oh
My god
Yeah, that doesn't really matter.
I feel so many radros.
No, we want to make this. I feel so many radros.
But if that door gets to them, there's a low chance we would be wasting.
Yep.
It's almost there. It's almost there. We gotta go. We gotta go.
We gotta go. It's a great team.
It's a great team. Everybody do it!
Oh, no, this is really good.
Fucking hell, he's all migratiously moving.
All migratiously.
This helicopter, I swear to God, I swear to God.
He was so easy, no way.
He was so easy, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
He was easy, he was easy, he was easy.
No, no, no!
Oh, we need to stop re-making this, man.
I've moved, oh my God, we're so sorry, we're so sorry.
We gotta move!
Damn!
We need to kill somebody red, buddy.
Hey, how does he beat up 42?
No, Johnny, shut up!
Yeah, we need to leave.
Brandy is going to be full blown reset.
Dodge!
He's charging some guys up in front of us.
Can we pull this down?
I know we can pull this down. I don't think there's enough time.
Are you guys gonna win?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, he came out many moons ago, he came out many, many moons ago.
This has to be the coaches of that time.
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta.
I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Of course, of course.
Pop Lord Sabrina number one wooden chair creator is sniping from the house over there.
Fantastic, what a treat, what a treat.
Wait, it's coming back to blue, it's coming back to blue, we can win this.
Yeah.
Yeah, just push the zone now.
I'm coming boys and coming to the sound boys to the zone
I
Said quick little bugger
And we're back in
I
Restricted to a we use up with each other much
Every face in my body
Oh, yeah, I see my seat
So far back
Which ever ship
We're sitting in the hell zone and Eastman
That's green tickets right in front of us and we don't wish a man points. Yeah, we are lucky in
That actually that's a bunch of flies decision, bro. You gotta stop. You gotta stop doing that. Oh, yeah, our APC is in there boys
Yes, yes, yes
Yo, we almost have enough green right there.
I see four guys out of the other two, I'll get you four in.
All those fucking guys that are back here that come to the circle.
No, I can get you four in.
Just leave us alone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just one of them.
I can't get you four in.
It pulls towards both of our foes.
What's he getting?
Why is it always me?
Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.
I think we win this.
I think we win this.
We're in really good spot.
We're in really good spot.
get out of here you scumbag!
I'm going for the tag!
I'm going for the tag!
It's swapping, it's swapping, it's contested, we got to get out of here!
Oh my god contested, no!
Inside the building, there's two of them in the building.
Guys, guys, just live!
No!
Keep the building on my body.
No!
Oh my god, we got to go.
We have a big advantage here.
We can't lose it.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
We are trapped.
We are trapped.
Go, go, go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We won the match.
We won the match for everyone.
We saved the world.
I don't know if it was all of my guys, why's everybody saying that?
Kill me.
I don't think it was all of you guys.
I think it was all of you guys.
I'm doing all of that.
Oh my god.
I should thank you like five guys and a few shots into the burnt enos back.
But otherwise, woo!
That'll happen, boss.
That'll happen.
All right.
Kill me.
I am the biggest headache my head is pounding.
I'm getting off.
Farewell, farewell.
Have a good night, boys.
Um, oh
Boys, I am getting up. I'm getting off. I had is
Robin I had is absolutely
Throbbing I am getting up and I am passing out
Immediately
Immediately
Have a good night. No boys. Have a good night. Have a good night gentlemen
Oh guys, I don't know if I'll be able to do the whole answer.
You know what I'm saying?
My headache is absolutely diabolical.
Diabolical headache.
That's what happens when you start drinking
during a 14 hour stream.
That's what'll happen, boys.
That's what'll happen.
It is in deep state lies.
That will happen.
Let me show this.
There we go.
Right.
One more game.
Oh, you know what?
No!
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Great question, though, boss.
Great question.
What a great question that was.
Hmm, 10 more hours?
Oh, actually, you know what?
No!
No! I don't think I'm gonna do that, actually.
Great question. No stupid questions.
No stupid questions. That's for sure.
All right, guys. My head is on fire and I want to die.
I know there's a smile on my face, but I am in an amount of pain
That you could not possibly fathom right now. I'm literally dying
I'm not even joking the pain is this is probably the worst headache. I've ever had my life. I want to die
So I'm gonna just press the in-stream button
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
All right. Good night, every boy everybody good night. Good night boys. Have a good night everybody
Good night. Good night now boys. Good night everybody. Good night now gang.
Have a good night boys. Have a good night. I'm just going to hit the N speed button.
I'm just going to hit the N speed button. I'm not doing the whole outro. Fuck you.
Eat my shit. Eat my shit. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I might hop on a little early, not as early as today.
Perhaps maybe two p.m. or perhaps four p.m.
Or perhaps even the regular time at six p.m.
It depends.
It depends.
Who really knows?
Oh, the world may never know.
It's shrouded in mystery.
It's shrouded in mystery.
I just have, I've been holding in a shit for four hours.
I've got it, I've been so much pain.
All right, goodbye guys.
Goodbye everybody, goodbye everybody, goodbye now.
Goodbye everybody, goodbye now.
Goodbye now guys, have a good one.
Good night everybody! Good night now, gang! Good bye now! Good night now, gang!
Good bye!