you
Oh
This is mobility, guys.
Gendry, watch the speed.
Fire!
You're gonna die, you're gonna be nine.
There's the cake.
One, two, three, nine.
Give it a try.
Oh, my goodness.
All I see, oh, my God.
You're gonna die.
I
Oh
I'm just telling you, I'm pretty.
I was like, I literally have no water!
Look at this mobility.
Watch the speed.
You're a man, gotta be not a...
...perfect case.
Come on!
Give me the ground!
Oh, my God!
Watch this speed!
Hello?
What was that?
Was it? Hey guys, good morning!
Good evening, brother. Good afternoon, brother.
Hello.
Hello. Good morning.
Hello. Hey guys.
Hello.
Hey.
Hello.
That was the longest intro ever.
another loop. Huh, come on, another one.
Good morning. Good evening. Good afternoon. Yo, Kuzi, are you the guy that gave me the thing that
hit yesterday? Because if that's you, I think I need that. Was that you, Kuzi?
Was that you, Kuzi? This guy, he hit a bet yesterday, and I think that was him in the chat.
Yo, Whip, screenshot what Kuzi just said. We're going to address that in a minute.
Yo, good, you know crazy back yesterday by the way, because he I
Don't know if you saw how that under hit, but that was wild
Hello everybody
Hey guys. Hello
Hello
How
Hello, hello Hawkeye Gambit got nerfed W marble. I
Saw there. They were like tweaking Elsa or something like that today too, bro. So
know. We love that brother. We love that. You know what I mean? You bet AK 81,000. Oh,
you're talking about channel points, brother. I thought you're slinging $81,000 sports bets
around and I'm like, wow, bro, this community really is blessed. Yo, we got a $25 top donor
from juju already and juju says today's my birthday thank you for entertaining for seven years you rock
hey i appreciate you juju thank you for the 25 and happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you juju happy birthday to you isn't it kind of crazy that i think we're all
over the age of like uh about 30 now isn't that wild not crazy we are officially all unks chat
So, there it is boys. You know what I mean? Who's we? Let me rephrase. I think majority of this chat room. Well, I'll say this. I will say this.
Statistically, 99.3% of this audience is over the age of 18. That much I can tell you.
under 18 that watches me right now is literally point for my audience is that wild by the way
because I'm so because I'm so I'm on now you know here's the reality man a lot of the younger
kids this day and age they don't want to watch a 36 year old balding man you know what I
mean they want to watch the younger streamers and it makes sense I'm not hip anymore I'm
not, well, I say anymore, was I ever actually hip? When I first started streaming, I was
like, what 20? How old was I, bro? 23, maybe 22? And it's like, you know, back then I was
a little more, I was a little more in tune. You know, I was a little more in tune and
hip. And now the only hip that I really talk about is my hips hurt from time to time. So
there it is boys. Here's the last 90 days. 1.5% of this audience is under 18. 1.5. So what is that?
98% of this audience is over 18 and apparently 95.7% of us are males and whatever the other
percent is is female for for whatever that is. We got 4% females in here. A lot of dudes,
you know, a lot of dudes just hanging out, you know what I'm saying bro. So I get it.
a lot of dudes, man. Just a lot of dudes hanging out, bro. You know what I mean? So
we love dudes. Yeah, man. Let's go, bro. Yo, man. Mimo, Toc, James, dirty honey. Thank
you for your subs, bro. This guy's name is honey. And my brain just went to
Honey bunches of boats and I haven't had honey bunches of boats in so long, bro
Dude, honey bunches of boats may be the most goaded cereal out there. It might be bro
Like it legitimately is a contender for number one cereal in the world
I think you can put a couple more in the contender spot for the number one cereal
The Reese's Puffs has to be up there for me. Cinnamon Toast Crunch has to be up there. I
I think that like if I had to pick a top three that could contend for the number one serial
in the world, it's Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and I did Honey Bunches of Oats.
I got to put them up there.
I have to.
And you know, I hate to admit it, but if there if like all those serials were hanging
off a cliff and I can only save one cereal. I'm saving cinnamon toast crunch bro. That
was my that was my goat. Bro cinnamon toast crunch carried me through life when I was
growing up dude. I loved cinnamon toast crunch bro. I'm about to order right now. Yo, Brian
thank you for your prime man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you dude. Strong cereal
bro, you know, it's hard to beat it. It's hard to beat it, brother.
What about mini weeds? Come on, man. Lock in.
Listen, mini weeds weren't bad, but they're not a cinnamon toast crunch arc.
You know what I'm saying? Like
mini weeds aren't terrible. Raisin brand is not bad.
I enjoyed raising brand, you know, like Cheerios.
Honey Nut Cheerios, I like Honey Nut Cheerios, but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just kind of in a league of its own. You know what I mean, bro?
So, Frosty and Flakes are more than good. That's good marketing, you know? That's great marketing.
I used to hear that song growing up and it's still in my head. You know what I'm saying?
It's great marketing, bro. Chat, let's make a song about me that could get stuck in your guy's head.
All right, um
We need some kind of jingle here
Anyone have any ideas
It was block Perry push it might have been bro
Block Perry push block Perry push. What about waffle crisp? I love waffle crisp to
Waffle crisp. Yeah, was that the one?
Waffle crisp I think was the cereal. I loved it right, but then all of a sudden I feel like it just went away
I don't know where went like all the stores stopped carrying it. I was so pissed
Duty it's all the time when he stops he cries I
Want to make something very clear like
And just to be very clear with you guys what you're looking at right now is a healthier version of me, okay?
There may be another version of me on a different timeline that only eats pizza and does whatever the hell he wants, you know.
That, Tim, is probably about 350 pounds, you know what I'm saying?
Like, there's an alternate universe version of me that's just eating whatever the hell I want.
And then I will show you guys what I can put down, you know what I mean?
because a lot of people they talk trash. They're like, oh,
how do I show my picture? They're like, oh,
Tim eats all the time. Like, I could show you what I'm really made of, bro. I could, I need
you guys to understand, bro. Like, when I was in college, I could easily eat easily,
like not even break a sweat and extra large pizza. You know what I'm saying?
I would easily eat $2, $5 foot longs from Subway, Sam, watching a lot of the VOD channel, you
look thinner now. Let's pull the VOD channel up. I think it's on Marvel right now. I kind
of look the same in this one, bro. Maybe it's just an angle thing. That's a paid comment.
Well, well, if you look at old Tim, that that man around fortnight and overwatch,
I was a lot larger, like there's probably people
that are coming back watching me for the first time
after seeing I'm back on Overwatch in years
and they're probably like, what happened to bro?
Because the last time I was playing Overwatch,
I was a lot heavier and I had a top knot.
Like a little bun on the top of my head.
So, all the way it went to his ass.
Well, you know what it is bro.
I mean, this morning is an example, right?
I went to the gym.
I lifted this morning.
I woke up at 6.
I went to the gym at, like, 7.
6, 7.
Lifted for about an hour.
And then I went and I played pickleball for an hour and a half
today.
I did.
You know, pickleball, I've been playing a lot more
pickleball.
That is such a frustrating game, by the way.
Because there's times where it's like you have such an easy hit
and you just somehow messed it up.
And then there's times where you have a very difficult hit
and you hit it.
Bros, hello old.
Hey, pickleball's a leap, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
And listen, it's beautiful day.
It was beautiful, well, beautiful.
It's a little, okay.
I don't want to complain about it being chilly right now
because it's 65.
Like for our temperature, it's a hair colder
than it's supposed to be right now.
Like we're out there at like 8 a.m.
and it was a little chilly.
I was playing in my hoodie.
And then,
and then it kind of warmed up
the sun came up a little bit as we were playing.
And I feel better, but yeah, it's hard to complain right now when I'm like,
yo, it's 65 and then like, I'm pretty sure in Syracuse, it's 10 degrees
right now. Um, but listen, you know, for Florida, for, for, for Florida,
it is a hair colder than it normally is supposed to be.
Pickleball is just tennis with less cardio.
I would agree with that.
It is, but it's kind of like a lot of quick movements.
It's almost like little sprints.
You know what I mean?
It's nice, bro.
I enjoy the pickleball. I don't think I'm a tennis guy. I don't think I'm playing tennis 25 from Campbell. So about them CS cases
How bad do you really want a Campbell?
How bad do you really want it, bro? You know what I mean? He said also XL pizzas light work. That's what I'm talking about, bro
That's what I'm talking $40 from cinema 10. Thank you for always being real your lives and content is something like forward to
Let's rip 20 cases
That's two donos back to back on cases, bro.
Talk dirty to me says what do you need?
$100 top dono Campbell, I'll do 20 right now.
I won't even say anything else, bro.
I'll literally, well, I'll probably talk, but I will stop at, no, not four.
What do you mean 40?
Whips, 40?
Fine.
And I'll do 40.
Dude, is that what they call, was that a good sales pitch?
Because I came in high.
But then I was like, OK, I'll give you a deal.
That was good, right?
That was like a sales 101 thing, right?
Where it's like you come in a little high.
I feel better.
He said, yo, he literally just hopped on a 150.
And his message said, get to work.
That's what it says.
Yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir, booting the game up.
Just give me two seconds, Campbell.
I'm sorry, I'm booting the game up right now, sir.
Yep, 150.
And he said, get to work.
Yes, sir.
All right, I'll do 40K.
Don't say good boy, bro, stop.
I'm just listening to my boss right now, chat.
Yo, Campbell, that has some aura.
Okay, listen, here's what we're gonna do.
Campbell is a DGEN and he wants me to open cases.
So we're gonna open 40.
I'll do 40, he did 150.
40 cases, then we're gonna,
here's what we're doing tonight,
just for the record, all right?
Everyone type, okay, it's him on the spot.
What do you mean 50?
Now you guys can't upsell me.
Stop.
No, 40.
40.
OK, listen, listen.
Shut up.
OK, here's what you are doing today.
I'm playing Overwatch today.
If you don't like that, I don't care.
What I'm also doing today, spectating Zebra's games.
That is the number one Doomfist player in the world.
We're going to actually make Overwatch content.
By the way, I tweeted about Overwatch
adding that type of content into the game.
And everyone's very mad that I even tweeted that.
So, but I stand by what I said
and they should add it.
So, overwatch today, I may do Marvel tomorrow,
I will say that.
I'm gonna bang out some more overwatch today,
maybe Marvel tomorrow, we'll see.
And there's this weird part of me
that kind of wants to play deadlock,
but I also kind of think that viewership
for deadlock is very low.
And I don't know.
Who cares, who cares bro, you know what dude I'm just gonna stream I'm gonna fucking I'm
just gonna stream Hello Kitty Island adventure once watch that dude what about our graders
if there's one game I really just don't like our graders is not my radar right now I'm
sorry hey to admit it I forgot I unbox this by the way not crazy I unbox this I unbox
That's a ruby, bro.
How much is Overwatch paying me?
Zero dollars.
And just to be legally clear,
I would love for them to want to give me more money
for streaming this.
Like, don't think I would be like, oh no, Overwatch.
I won't take any extra money.
I was gonna play Overwatch anyway.
I will gladly take their hashtag ad.
Are you trolling?
All right, chat, 40 cases.
Did I say 50?
40 cases.
And then Overwatch, then we're in gameplay.
Did I say 50?
No I can't remember and I feel like you guys are heckling me a little bit right now.
Are you guys heckling me?
Did I say 50?
Shadow, am I being heckled right now?
Am I?
What do you mean scammer?
Are you scamming me?
See this guy said I said 40 and I think he's right.
I can't believe this guy can't believe he's giving me 150 and goes get to work.
And here I am.
Like the good boy I am.
Yes sir. Same playing a decade old game in 2026. It's kind of ironic that you
think Counter Strike is a decade old. 25 for me on the only reason deadlock
viewership is low is because someone like you hasn't streamed it yet you're
a star. I can't tell if you're being serious but thank you 25 bro. That is not
the case. There's been very large streamers that have played Deadlock. It's just in my opinion,
here's what I really do think. Deadlock is a tough game to understand unless you're playing it and
like you're in it and I feel like not a ton of people right now really get it. And I'll admit
like as someone that kind of has played Deadlock a little bit and watches it from time to time,
I mean it's hard to understand so it's a fun game though there's no way I'm gonna get another
knife right because the last time I did this I'm literally got Ruby so I just don't foresee
myself getting...
Lyric isn't streaming or playing deadlock till it hits 1.0. I wonder why he said... did he say that on stream? Does he have a reason for that?
Like I wonder what his reasoning is for that, I guess is my question.
When is gambling we got a 50x pachinko? Oh my god. The gambling trip is soon though. I think
next week our gambit streams voice for all of you D-Jeds out there that are ready to rock again with me.
I mean we're literally halfway there right now you know just opening these basically there.
I don't need to vlog it boys. I'm gonna be streaming it on a different platform that allows you to do that
Bink. Everyone type winky face.
And fan 30 bucks. Chewball and J.R.
and J. Peggy for your subs on Twitch Boys. I appreciate you, man.
Okay, yo, Campbell. He's going to tell me 50.
Oh, my kidding. Never mind.
Yeah, I guess I kind of did get a back's win with these fevers, huh?
I got a ruby.
Sam, how about another hundred and fifty dollars for another forty cases?
Oh, this is dangerous, bro.
I'm just gonna end up in a loop.
I'll literally end up in a loop.
And here's the thing about Counter-Strike.
You gotta understand something.
Counter-Strike's community and its fans are rich.
They all have money.
Okay?
So it's like, I feel like if I start agreeing to that, I will never play Overwatch today
and people will, and I'll make a lot of money for the record, people will just keep throwing
money at me, but it's like I won't actually, I do want to play Overwatch and I want to
stream Overwatch today.
That's an infinite money glitch, I keep, bro.
Okay, that was ass.
I'm gonna do 20 chromas.
This'll be 40 from Campbell.
Someone said $200 for 70.
It's okay Tim, I'm still getting the overwatch drops.
I guess that is true.
That's funny.
And the guy that said cases are boring, I love cases and I want to make something very clear
as well.
I love Counter Strike.
This game, even though yes, I do just kind of get on every once in a while in the morning
and open cases and I don't actually play it.
Counter Strike is still to this day, one of the greatest games ever created and
I could, I would argue you could say Counter Strike is one of the greatest games of all
time.
you talk about what Counter Strike has come from back in I mean you had 1.6 but I think there was
a version of Counter Strike that was even before that and what it is today it is one of the pillars
in gaming that is Counter Strike it was 1.4 1.5 before 1.6
Valve just, I don't know bro, they cook. This guy gabin. He just knew what he was doing, man.
I kind of feel like I'm gonna get a knife, because I was just glazing counter strike.
A little bit, so they're gonna be like, I gotta tell him. He's gonna try to block out, too.
Is that what we're calling the new BR for Call of Duty?
Short answer, I want to try it, yes.
Short answer.
There's probably a long answer where I can like explain more on it, but I mean short
answer, I'm going to try it.
And I don't care if people don't like that.
New Gen gamers don't know about FYI Ice World.
What else was there?
Scoutsnives?
Ice World?
Um, do you guys remember the Warcraft Mods servers?
Please tell me this is not for more cases, bro.
Do you remember the Warcraft servers?
160 and he goes, how about another 40 cases?
Fuck it, whatever.
Yeah, I gotta put my foot down after this though, like 80, 80 at a mile, 80 at a mile.
I have to put my foot down.
I'll be here forever.
This is basically just loot boxes guys. These are the drops you're getting
Yeah, DE rats you guys remember that map. Oh dude, let's go yo yo I
Love this M4 by the way. This is one of my favorite M4s in the game. It's I mean
It's well worn, but hey good for trade-ups now right and good for trade-ups
Maybe the tables are hot. Okay, see the beginning 116 and he said 40 more. We're gonna do 40 more
Don't talk to me and then overwatch
But yeah, dude
Sidebar, okay
The Warcraft mod counter strike servers were awesome the or grenades. What was it or grenade?
I'm really testing my knowledge here or grenade
What did the night elves have?
Dude, night elves were like, um, I want to say it was a heel of some sort.
I'm over here talking like chathos.
I have no idea, bro.
Okay, 40 more, and then we need to put our foot down and we're playing Overwatch.
I need to spectate.
You know, you got that money from BF6 and ran, huh?
That game's dead.
I mean, it was great to do an ad with them.
And for what it is worth, I wanna back up here.
They made a great battlefield.
That was a great battlefield.
And me personally, I feel like I've said this quite a bit.
For me personally, spawning and dying over and over again just gets too repetitive.
I've talked about this for years now. I don't typically enjoy that anymore.
And so I said I probably wasn't going to stream it a ton and I didn't.
And I said the same thing for Call of Duty as well for the record, just multiplayer experience.
But I do think that battlefield was a great battlefield.
it was great it's just for me personally it's not my cup of tea to just keep
spawning and dying anymore and I've been very vocal about that so
see me spawning dying overwatch I hate when people say that it's like they
They are right and I don't know what it is in my head, okay?
Like technically there's truth in that sentence,
but there's something different about spawning and dying
in Marvel or in Overwatch versus just,
I almost used the word mindless,
mindlessly spawning and dying in Call of Duty
or Battlefield.
I don't exactly know what it is,
but there is something different in my brain
That separates the spawning and dying in Call of Duty or battlefield versus spawning and dying in like overwatch or Marvel
There is and I don't exactly know what it is
It's for it's it's just I don't know what it is. I don't know
Maybe an overwatch I will say it feels a little more punishing when I die and I'm like, oh, I fucked up versus Call of Duty
I'm like, oh died again. Oh died again. Oh died again battlefield. Oh died again. Oh, it's just you know
There's not as I don't know it's not as punishing maybe
because I could buy an overwatch and it fucks my whole team up in that moment
you know what I mean or Marvel like the deaths feel more impactful versus up
round in a corner didio shotgun oh I got blown up by a tank oh got blown up by a
heli I don't know it's not my cup of tea bro I think they made a great battle
field I think that battlefield was really well done and I mean to be
honest with you if that battlefield is considered a quote-unquote failure in that
flopped then I don't know what more battlefield could do because that was a
great battlefield bro
you know what they should add cases I literally have lost count bro is this my
Second 40 or is this 20 of the second 40?
Oh my God, I lost count, bro.
Oh no, I'm gonna loop.
I'm done.
I'm just literally podcasting the cases in the background.
This is not good.
I have 20 more after this.
I have 20 more.
This is Sinema's top donut.
I have to put my foot down after this.
I got to play Overwatch.
Even if someone slings like a 250 or I got it,
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it overwatch, bro.
And I want to spectate, I want to spectate zebra, bro.
I'm actually really excited to do that.
Dude, people called my spectating content slop content.
And it kind of made me laugh
because it is kind of slop content,
but I'm pretty sure slop content is like 90% of streaming
now, like people just react to fucking anything.
So like almost, I would actually probably say
100% of streaming content is slop content.
So she's kind of funny.
Someone's like, wow, it's inspecting against slop content.
I'm like, welcome to the fucking internet, man.
All we do this day and age now on streaming
is slop content.
I mean, it's like reaction based shit, right?
And that's all people really care about is drama and reaction based shit this day and
age.
I mean, Twitch is completely different now, man, from what it was like however many years
ago I started.
It's so different now.
Drama and reaction is king, IRL is king, streaming is just flop, and that's reality.
If you want more viewership on the internet right now, politics, drama, IRL, that's what
you're streaming.
And that's the truth.
You have anomalies coming out of the, you know, woodwork like peanut, I'll use peanut
as an example where peanut is a gaming streamer that has blown up, but that is one out of however
many have tried in the space lately. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can put K-So and Jinxie in there
as well. I guess I met more so in the last year because K-So and Jinxie have been doing this for
for a little bit longer now I literally lost count bro this is not good why'd you guys
get me going on this team okay 20 more 20 more and then I'm done I'm done but I'm off
the stuff for good bro I have 20 cases I have 13 wait this is perfect I have 20 more
Alright then I'm done. I'm off the stuff.
No, I'm done! I'm done after this, bro.
Sam, did you quit Marvel forever?
Holy shit.
Yeah, I quit. I didn't know I quit Marvel forever. Did I? $200 for another 40, bro.
Please stop. Please. I mean, I can stop. Stop. I see. You see what you started, Campbell?
No, I'm not doing another 40 for 200. No, no
Guys I want to play overwatch stop
I mean a gambling loop right now gambling streams are next week
We do all the gambling we want next week guys
No, do it now.
Why am I bouncing?
Because I love bouncing on it while I stream.
I don't know, brother.
I have restless leg syndrome and I just shake my legs.
I probably have a lot wrong with me and for some reason that's one of them.
Like, I am just shaking?
I am just shaking my legs like that under my desk.
And I don't know why I do it. I've done it my whole life
Yeah, same you kind of give me bottom energy fucks that mean I mean I'm taking it
That's real bad.
Ah, he's giving me $200 a set to another $40.
You see what, where is Campbell?
Where is fucking Campbell?
Here's the thing, if I just don't do it, fuck off, whips.
Okay, after this, we are done.
I want to make something very clear all those are final
All don't ocean all sales are final
All sales are final
Sam this is an overwatch. I don't know really what to tell you. This is getting you know
Who's this is Campbell's fault you want to get mad at someone at Campbell in the chat
I'm going to try to speed this up a little here's the problem the last time I quick open
those have been my goals and it gives me no dope so I don't want to get I don't want to
get a gold quick open you know what I mean can you imagine are you guys ready for the
greatest viewership idea that can you hear that are you ready for all counter strike
has to do. Make it so you can connect your Twitch account to your Steam account and you
can get a drop of a case for watching a streamer. Do you want to talk about the absolute viewbot
that you would get from the Counter Strike community? Brother, I'm not exaggerating.
If they ever did that, by the way,
I am back on Counter-Strike in one second.
You will not see me on any other game
for the rest of my life.
Dude, there'd be 100,000 people
just trying to watch and get a case.
And I'd be one of them.
But here's the thing.
I think that would just cost them money.
So I don't think they'll ever do that, bro.
You know what I mean?
I'm pretty sure in a business,
from the business side of it,
would lose them cash. A quick opening until I get out of blue. I have to. Oh my god,
it's happening. I'm gonna loot. Oh god. Oh no. What in the hell is going on? What the hell even is that?
Yeah right. It's gonna be a gold. I'm gonna pull a gold out of this. I'm telling you. Oh my god,
they're still blue. What is happening? There we go. We got out of the loop. We escaped. We're
like looper. Tables are cold. Here's the thing that we're chasing now. Okay, the
Cinnamon did the extra 200 and we're full chasing now, bro. We're full. Here's the
thing. Sometimes when you chase you hit big though, boys, you gotta lock that
in. Tim, TDC when? I'm still casually leveling. Yo, I have a sidebar
conversation right now if you were the rogue that was ganking me in the grand
last night you're a fucking bitch bro this dude literally I was pulling no
listen listen I was like pulling multiple boss alert bosses multiple moms at the
same time because that's how I'm leveling right now I'm doing quests and dude this
guy kept waiting until I had two or more on me and then he would he would
always come out of stealth and kill me every single time. And he's a bitch bro. And he did
it. I'm not exaggerating for two hours. This guy, and this is in different spots of Negrion
by the way. This wasn't even just like one area. Like I went to a different area and
Brode was there. And if it was a straight up 1v1 I would fucking own you just for
the record. I almost killed him. I almost killed him three or four different times
even with different like two other mobs on me. I can't remember his name right now. If it comes
back to me I'll tell you. Yo cinema these last 20 these last 40 were the worst idea we've never had
bro. What if we get a gold out of this one though? You know then we're back. Like what if I get
a $750,000 knife out of this case right? Same aren't you a hunter? Yes but I'm like
like pulling multiple mobs at the same time.
Yada, yada, yada.
You don't need to know how I'm leveling.
But yes, I am a hunter,
but every time I, I don't know how to explain it to you.
Every time I thought he was done and he was gone,
he came back out.
He was like, every time I thought he,
there's no way he's still here.
All right, last 20, and then we're overwatched.
Last 20.
Tim!
Chat, I am aware that Flare shows stealth.
I have played a Hunter since I am 13 years old.
After he ganked me, this is a two and a half hour affair.
This wasn't just once over and over and over again.
I was flaring myself very regularly after he ganked me,
and then I was like, oh, he must be gone,
and then I stopped doing it regularly,
and then he came out and ganked me.
Hey, Tim, with that massive wagon,
does your ass clap when you give back shots?
We have backshots, love from the Bay.
Thank you.
What the fuck was that message?
Also, here's a 15 leg parlay, Tennessee Moneyline,
Michigan, Florida, Texas Tech, UCLA, LSU, Kentucky,
Baylor, Ohio State, he's testing my ball launcher.
Miami, soccer, Madrid, PSG, Juventus, Dort and Rex.
I got I got am I about to do a 15 leg per leg this morning. I mean that is an absolute don't know
What if it hits though? You know what I mean? Like what if that hits?
By the way, I watched Syracuse and Duke last night and I wish I could get a lobotomy and forget that I watched it
What the hell happened to our team, bro?
Syracuse University used to be feared in the basketball program and we're fucking ass also
Oh, why are we not playing Anthony?
We literally have Mello's son, and he's on,
he's on the, he's not a starter.
Like what the fuck are we doing?
And every time he comes out.
Oh, he was hurt yesterday?
Fuck, I never mind.
I was gonna say every time he comes out,
he literally, he balls, he literally balls.
I guess I don't know ball,
I didn't realize he was hurt, bro.
I mean we had Bayheim for years bro, you know and Bayheim just I guess we got so used to it then
Just saying overwatch we're almost there boys. We're almost there
Okay, that was a warning that was like hang on Tim there might be a gold or was it
Or was it, bro?
Whips, can you give me the screenshot of the other parlay I'm going to put that into, before I play?
I'm not doing 30 more.
No, we're done.
Not that one, Whips, in the first one.
The one, uh, Koozie?
He hit yesterday, he literally...
What if I get it pulled down the way out, like fade away to LeBron?
We're not getting gold on the way out.
If I do trade-ups, I want to make a big deal out of it.
Like a thumbnail and everything.
Because we have so many trade-ups to do.
Ooh, a banana!
Not.
Tim!
Hello, Tim, long time viewer.
We all know you love Overwatch.
I was just wondering if you ever played Battle Born,
the hero shooter that came out roughly the same time
and what was your opinion on it?
I don't think I ever played a game called Battle Born.
I'm sorry.
I think if you were 25 though, awesome.
So I can't really answer that question because I've never played it.
That game was better than Overwatch.
Well, then where is it?
Last case, boys.
Round of applause to.
Campbell and cinema for giving us a little gambling entertainment
before overwatch this morning, courtesy of them.
And we got to go.
We lost. The tables are freezing. It's not a gold kind of day. I'm not doing one more.
Gold in the next 20. Trust. All right, buddy. Okay, two things I'm going to do. One, hang on.
All right, listen, listen.
This guy, Cousy, he went three for three yesterday, boys.
So I'm just going to read what he, what he said again.
It was, he did all over unders yesterday in college ball and he went three for three,
which I did not anticipate.
Ready?
Michigan Purdue under 161.5.
So these are all totals.
Michigan Purdue under 161.5.
And just for the record, he says to bet these as singles
and you can parlay them if you want.
Miami VT over 145.
So that's Miami Virginia Tech over 145.5.
Nebraska, Iowa over 134.5. So these are all all totals. So now I'm going to parlay them too.
All right.
And then, you know what dude, I'm going to do this guy's parlor, wait, he said, is that
women's basketball?
Yo, big booty Latina, is that women's basketball?
Women's college basketball?
Or is it just...
Yo.
Thank you.
Okay. I don't know if that's women's or men's basketball. So I'm just going to do the soccer
The proportion of this Madrid PSG, Juventus Dort.
What the hell is Dort?
What Juventus is playing right now?
Juventus, Madrid PSG, Dortmund.
Madrid PSG, Juventus Dortmund.
What is Rex?
What the hell is Rex?
Chad what is Rex bro, it's called Rex hand.
I don't see that.
Oh, there they are.
Against Bristol city, they're like huge underdogs.
Whatever.
I'll tell it.
There's.
All right.
I did the soccer.
I did the soccer part of the parlay bro.
That's it.
That's Ryan Reynolds team. Is it really?
Yo, is this guy trying to rage bait me? Jim mayhem was the worst coach ever zone for 20 years. Everyone could beat it
He won one ship choked every other year worst decision as you coasting history if you like him. You don't know ball
How that's got to be rage bait and I'm not falling for it
I'm not falling for any kind of rage bait on behind being a terrible basketball coach, bro
So he literate, I'm falling for it, never mind.
You almost had me.
All I'm gonna say is championship ring check
and Bayhime got one, 25 from all soon.
Would you consider watching the trail for Battleborn?
It doesn't need to be on stream.
Servers are no longer live,
but I think you would have loved the trailer.
I think what really hurt Battleborn
was the kind of MOBA in the middle of it.
Ah, it's like high guard.
Might take a look.
Thank you for your 25, Austin.
I appreciate it, bro.
I take a enter 25 from cheat codes.
He goes, why the F in my band?
You two are Twitch, bro.
And what's your name?
And I'll have whips look into it.
You literally got to read don't know.
I mean, you probably got banned.
I might have banned you.
I don't know me.
OK, here's what we're doing.
First things first, everyone lock in.
Everyone say, OK, Tim with a smiley face, lock in.
We are spectating today.
We are spectating Zebra, number one Doomfist.
You guys are going to watch when an actual good player.
He got banned for saying that literally is his overall hours,
you dumb fucks.
Oh, I actually agree with him, bro.
Undaim him, bro.
He was yelling at the chat yesterday
when they were trying to tell me that that dude wasn't,
you know, overwatch is in my chat.
Overwatch, since you're in here
and you're listening to me right now, at least
whoever's on that account, I am just
going to have your ear for one second, OK?
Listen bro, love the game, love the changes you guys have made.
Okay, I don't know if you saw my tweet,
I hope it found you well.
Listen, from a spec- from a spectating standpoint
in this game, okay?
Just hear me out, it's how I make my content,
it's what I love doing.
I don't wanna say any other game names here,
but there is another hero shooter out there
that is kind of big right now
that does this very well, okay?
And what I would recommend,
You don't need to do this.
You can just hear it.
You can take it or leave it.
You can take it or leave it, OK?
Saw the tweet we chatted with the goat whips.
Why are you talking to whips?
I am the one that runs this show, not whips overwatch.
OK, listen, bro.
Here's all I'm saying, OK?
If I could, you have everything I need.
You have a search bar.
There's a leaderboard.
I can kind of see what they're playing.
You can click.
Just right here, brother.
Bam.
History.
Bam.
Right, bam.
I can see the games they played.
I can scroll.
This dude, Gorillie is the number one player in the world.
I saw him, he played the cat.
You have some games on the cat.
You can say he's the best cat player in the world.
We can spectate the number one jet pack cat in Overwatch.
And bam, it's right there.
You know what I'm saying?
Or like this, so like I'm spectating Zebra today.
Right, I'm literally doing this,
but I had to ask Zebra for replays.
Zebra's kind of a bad example
Because I think he's private.
He is private.
And just for the record, that's fine.
Like some other, in the other game, some people are private.
But, and on top of that, once you have their history,
it's like there's other websites and shit
where you can get a replay ID,
and then I can get a replay ID,
and I can be like, yo, look at this game,
and then, damn, I can spectate it, you know?
So thank you for coming to my meeting in the boardroom.
I just think it'd be awesome.
Why does it go to me blurred out? Am I not top 500?
No, you did not miss gold. Listen, I understand 99% of the audience that plays this game does
not care about that. I am just asking from a content creator standpoint that does spectating
slop content according to the internet. It is what I do. I'm good at it. I'm the best
spectator, some would say, and it would make it so much easier to spectate, like, number
one Genji, number one Lucio. It would just make it so much easier, bro.
Because here's the thing, man. Like, I haven't played this game in years, and it's like,
coming back I don't know what how Genji plays in this season right I haven't
played get and I would love to be like oh and you know what you'd play over
watch why I got you here bro I'm just gonna throw this one out there too bro
because you know what the other game they don't fucking have this and I think
it'd be sick if you could somehow go to this leaderboard and if you could
somehow have a sort by player I don't know if that makes sense but like a
Genji and I'm just like okay right here you click this Genji bam best
Genji players in the game
Like a sort by hero does that make sense?
Because then even if I'm like learning overwatch right it's like yo, I really want to learn how to play on Ron
Sort by hero bam on Ron. Okay, the number seven person in the world plays on Ron. They're up here now
You know I'm saying like it can be great and
The other game that is not being named currently
Doesn't have that and I think that'd be a great idea for them to for the record
So
Okay, dude play over watch. Yo, they said heard great presentation. We'll talk with the team and see what we have cooking already. Ooh
Nice and then he said sort by JPC heard what is JPC me?
Don't start doing this again, bro. Please man. I please
Yo, if they actually got that cookie, I'm gonna be able to I guys
We're back like I can make content again so easily. Oh
That's the cat. Oh JPC. Yes, search by JPC jetpack cat. Yes, and then he mailed. Yes. Yes. Yes, perfect
Hey, Tim, they just came out and said they're nerfing Elsa. Hella Harley and gambit. Yeah, I saw all that bro
Thank you can for the record overwatches my chat
So I don't want to say this number I do plan on dabbling with the other game later this week
But I do I did want to do some stuff with overwatch today. So just for the record
Who's Harley by the way, like what do you mean Harley 25 from Big Booty Latina Tennessee
woman's basketball men's basketball Michigan, Florida, okay, whips can you say whips can
you text me that I'm gonna put that in. Also, can you tell King that my female streamer
friend doesn't want to show her feet. Also, can you tell King my female streamer friend
doesn't want to show her feet on stream? He knows who I'm talking about. Also, another
peanut stream soon. Yes, I'm a girl chat. Okay. Um, you know, King, what the fuck
are you doing bro? Yo, thank you for your 25 Latina. Um, and short answer play with peanut
again. Uh, maybe soon. I don't know. The big thing with peanut me is we're like bipolar
opposite schedules, bro. You know, like he's, he is, he's a nighttime streamer and I'm
just during the day. You know what I mean? I do love being able to link up with them.
That's a lot of fun. Uh, 25 from funky Tim. This donation is for play overwatch
and play overwatch only high play overwatch
why are we changing the game so one fat guy can make youtube content okay funky dingleberry
allow me to answer for my client they are not changing the game and you know what anyone that
was saying anyone that was saying anything about me asking about this bro i'm gonna this is for
anyone talking shit under that tweet this doesn't change anything for you all it is doing
is making it slightly better from a listing standpoint.
I'm getting rage baited. I'm getting rage baited by Dono.
Bro, it literally doesn't change the game at all.
People are like,
How, dude, Tim, why would they fucking add that?
That's a terrible fucking idea.
Yeah, well, you were a terrible fucking idea,
and you're still, you know, you're here.
Sorry, Chad. I had that pent up, bro.
They're talking shit on me, bro.
You know what I mean?
Don't dig through your five-gifted.
The point I'm trying to make...
Don't start this, bro.
Stop.
Okay?
They are yelling at me under my tree.
This is not real life what I'm experiencing right now, bro.
The point I'm trying to make is this is not going to change anything for anyone that plays
Overwatch.
Like, most people probably don't even care about this and that's totally fine.
And I gotta be honest with you, Chad, I don't think this is going to take a ton
of resources from the Overwatch team.
You know what I mean?
They have everything.
They got the list, they got the leaderboard, and they already have the replays, you just can't...
I don't know how coding and video games work, but I'm pretty sure that maybe one to two people can handle this.
And it probably will take half a day. Well, it might take a little more than half a day, I don't know.
I don't work in video games.
What's why did you do this, bro?
Like what I'm trying to say is they probably already have like minus right here, right?
It's right here.
And all they need to do is make some sort of bridge over the internet that lets me click
and see that.
That's it.
It's not hard, I don't think.
Overwatch, will this be hard?
You just gotta make a bridge with a code or something.
I don't know.
Yo, this guy is still in all caps talking to me,
trying to get me to talk about being,
I'm not falling for any of your shit, ring check.
Yo, fries in the bag, five gifted members, Mario, five gifted.
For the record, I know both of you are gifting that,
trying to hear, yeah, meow, meow.
Whipster didn't set it up on YouTube
because he doesn't care about YouTube.
For the record, I care about you guys
and I would try to set it up for you.
I don't know how it works.
I want a Big Mac.
I have to get to spectating.
You're right. Replace your time.
It's not E.T. Stein.
Recent. See all this.
Wolf Daddy. Thank you.
Yo, Campbell.
The fact that you just tried to get the meow
and you hit the 1%
Wolf Wolf Daddy is actually insane.
Tim!
Yo, Tim. Check out Alvig.
Alvig hates. He's the best.
Like, can I get a little more description?
What do you mean he's the best player in Overwatch history right now, currently?
Are we talking about time?
Because Pine would like to have a conversation with all of you.
Some of you guys probably don't even know who Pine is.
And that is real ball knowers know who Pine is in the Overwatch community, bro.
All right.
Some of you didn't know what it was like to watch prime pine, bro. This dude pine was unbelievable feared
Feared in ranked lobbies, bro and in pro lobbies
Hey, you guys said who okay, all right
Where am I okay import?
Whips, can you do this for me and get my doomfist game?
Get my doomfist. All right, we're spectating. I don't care what you say. I'm spectating. I'm spectating zebra at number one doomfist player
I'm gonna try and make content with it. Don't talk big
Zebra, by the way, you're about to, you know, I probably shouldn't show you guys what Zebra
plays like because you're going to realize how bad I am.
Let me get coffee.
I'm getting coffee and I'm getting a protein drink, if you guys really like to know.
I thought you didn't know, I heard that, that is so loud in my head, I heard it
as I was walking away.
I'm a little bit lonely, I'm a little bit lonely
So dance with me in the morning, it's sunny, it's cold, little
Dance with me while it's evening, oh, turning on
Nothing more than a little thing, nobody else can do this
I
All right, boys, I'm back.
All righty.
All right, boys, so we are trying something here.
We are going to spectate an overwatch.
And like I said, overwatch was in my chat
talking about the replay system.
And if they add a way that I can do this way easier, that'd be sick.
Because right now, physically, the way we're doing this is like, I basically had to ask
Zebra, who is in my opinion, you could probably make some arguments, but this dude Zebra has
been around for years, and he's the number one Doomfist player in Overwatch.
And I wanted to watch what it's like to play Doomfist in 2026, especially from
his POV, because he used to be a DPS, now he's a tank, we're getting into the
blah, blah, blah, blah.
like the replay system is very good in Overwatch,
but I have to like physically ask for the codes.
So I will say this, if there's any way
that y'all know a different way to do this,
just let me know, like without asking
or if Overwatch adds what I'm basically saying
they should add it can be way easier.
So we have two replays from Zebra here
and I have never really played Doomfist myself.
I've wanted to be good at Doomfist
whenever I played this game.
just never really put the time in to be good with him and in my opinion he's one
of the scariest characters to play against in this game and we're about to see
why. Okay so we have two. Is there any way?
I guess I'll do the shorter one first.
Ready for battle. Okay so it is kind of interesting after
spectating obviously on Marvel so much like this replay system that
Overwatch has is very good. I hate to admit Overwatch kind of
Edges it out just a little bit. It's like being being able to click around and I feel like
See everything functionally, but so and can you yeah, so like with Marvel
I could just hit this button and fast forward five seconds, but this is zebra nice
Who is the best doon fix player in the game and um apparently I
Don't know which replay I'm looking
How did bro do that don't talk to me
Is I don't know there's one replay of this where he's fighting against hackers and I don't know if it's this game or not
Does anyone know whips, you know
Hang on actually
whips hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Everyone stop. Oh
Sure
I think this one is against the cheaters because he said the other one he's playing against hydron
So I think this one. Oh, he's in the chat. You know, I just DM'd you I didn't see what you said zebra my bad
Bro, I didn't see you. So this was against the cheaters are about yo who's cheating zebra just so I know
The DPS and their a lari are both hacking in this game
Hey, they don't have a lari and sojourn, okay, but
I didn't just was always when I played this game a lot, bro
He's the scariest character to play against man legitimately. I don't really know how he plays
So that's is that one of the cheaters was it the
Yo, Zebra, is the Amir, is the Amir cheating?
Or no.
Both of the DPS are cheating.
So let me get this straight.
Zebra, just tell him 100%.
There's three cheaters, both the DPS and the Alari, and they're three stacked together
and Bro is playing against him.
Yo, your movement with him is so clean, by the way.
That was
M-Ray bro, my bad shut up. No, it is very satisfying to watch you just beat the fuck out of all by the way
I can't stand playing against that player
This is all recent too.
Bro, that hinder that Mizuki has is so frustrating to play against.
Don't do a pause counter, stop, we're not doing that in the Overwatch videos, Jannar,
stop.
Okay, so right now we're only two and I mean I want to make something very clear once again, so obviously for one
What rank is zebra right now as one of my point is I think he's like six in the world
literally
And for two there's a three stack of cheaters on the other team. All right, so this is not gonna be an easy
That was a great punch.
I mean Bro just touched point to stall that out.
Yeah, had to give it.
Yeah, so this is obviously a rough first point.
I wonder if he knew they were cheating while he was playing.
I would have died so fast in that position by the way dude. I would have died so fast.
I should see if they are cheating. I'll take a look in a minute. I mean I'm just gonna
You take his word for it.
That charges up your arm, right?
Am I tripping?
That's one of the cheaters, by the way.
Oh, that was so satisfying to watch, bro.
Your movement and obviously the decision making is so good.
That was so clean.
clean it's got to be so frustrating to play Doomfist against Musuki with that
hinder
okay just for fun hang on hang on yeah I'm used to Marvel sorry like in
Marvel yo overwatch are you still here listen if I'm just overwatches in my chat when I was talking about replay shit
I know a lot a lot of people care about this they make it so I can just click up here and move to different ones
It's kind of insane bro. I'm not now listen. I'm not saying you have to yeah, but it is it is insane
Um, I do just want to see so this is apparently one of the cheer. I just want to see this
Oh, yeah, you know, it's kind of funny. His movement's really bad
Bros getting too picky with the replay I know bro
I should stop while I'm ahead the fact that they're even looking into adding like a leaderboard thing is insane
I'm getting too picky. All right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
The fact that they're even considering doing the replay shit is awesome stuff leaderboard stuff
They're toggling it. I mean I could scout once again. You know zebra told me they were cheating. I'm assuming he knows bro
like
No satisfying
And this was just on him
I want to make something clear, yo, chat, I've been out of the game for a little bit and I'm
trying to remember everything.
When Doomfist goes like this with his arm and he sucks damage up, that powers his right
click, right?
Is that right?
I just want to make sure I'm fully understanding what I'm looking at.
Okay, it is.
Because like I said, Doomfist is one of the tanks that I just never really played
And, uh, he was always so awesome to watch, but I was never good moving at all.
Uh, so that kind of blocks damage and charges directly, which is bad.
Nice kill, though.
Did you just, like, curve around the corner? That was so clean.
His movement is so clean. I want to make something very clear, Chat.
Maybe I should play one game of Doomfist today so you can see what the average Doomfist play looks like.
Like his movement is so fluid, bro, so fluid.
And decision-making is a huge part of it, right? But it's like, it's a-
Did you just see that? Like what he just did right there? What do you mean no, don't do it?
Okay guys, I was top 500 at one point, okay? I can get there.
Like right there!
Okay, 20 seconds.
Yeah, the rea- yeah, it's fine. Nevermind.
Just little things like what he just did right there
Even that getting out
I really can't rewind a ton in this. I'm sorry, but like the in-out that he just does right here. I couldn't do this at all, right?
I see the meter now the right click here
That was disgusting, Zebra. Oh my god. The fact that he has tungstered two of the hackers
in their ult, by the way, it's so satisfying, bro! Oh, that was so clean. Let's go.
Does the arm stay fully charged when he does the right click?
It's like you can't charge. Does that make sense my question? It's like he can't
Like it doesn't deteriorate, I guess. Yes. Okay
I can change the time wait I can change the rewind how do I do that?
Or am I getting hated oh it's in settings
In options I can, I'm like afraid, am I going to click out of this?
Replace.
In spectating?
Oh, options.
Oh, okay, hold up, hold up.
Oh, good comps chat!
Let's go!
We're back!
I can spectate even better now!
Yo, there's no way these dudes hopped on Doomfist on the other team, by the way.
Who does Bro think he is?
Does Bro think he's Zebra?
Yo, Zebra had a high-key locked in, honestly his teammates kind of dialed in too, like his
Pharah.
You see, I mean he's 11-3, Tracer's 13-2.
It's just so funny there's a three-stack of cheaters on the other team and they're literally
like struggling, you know what I mean, like that's how big bro is.
I see, so you charge up your right click with that, I'll get that.
Oh my god that was so clean that kill bro.
What the- yo I just want to plus- you don't understand this movement is so difficult bro.
You don't get it.
How many hours you gotta do this over all, bro?
That's what having that many hours on this character looks like, though, like ball knowledge.
Like free cat? Yeah that makes sense.
I love your just bullying, be hacking, olari by the way.
Oh, the way you get out of this, right?
What the fuck?
This movement is unbelievable brother!
Nah, that's disgusting bro.
Oh my god.
Yo, I hate watching this bro because I'm about to lock Doomfist today.
Like you got me inspired right now Zebra.
Nah bro, actually inspired me.
I think I'm playing Doomfist today chat.
I'm gonna put yeah, I'm playing Doomfist today, bro
They're up to one con cheaters by the way
Bros going back to bronze shut the fuck up Chad I can lock in on Doomfist my zero hours
The deals are very good too, you know, but the way he's playing Hellpacks is a very big deal too.
Now listen, Overwatch has been out for 10 years, I don't have to talk about playing Hellpacks and shit, but...
Marvel first came out, I was talking a lot about it.
I thought you pulled that off, see, I came alive.
Oh wait, you don't stall them, right?
Wow, that was a good little couple extra seconds there.
I want to see your rollouts.
I want to see rollouts.
Man.
So sick.
I mean, that's how it works in theory, it's kind of insane some people, some people may
They do watch this.
They don't know how Doomfist works, but it's like, and yeah, yo, think of Nemours' ult.
That's a good way to describe it.
Think of the whale.
Like, they get slowed too, not stunned though, so.
No, not as much of Thor, I would say, because it doesn't really stun.
I guess it is kind of like Thor or Morso though, and of course a tank.
That's probably a better way to describe it.
Why is this?
The wraiths are a huge killer.
How the fuck did that ball just get bubbled?
What is that?
That's a ball perk. Okay, see they're shit. I'm still learning about two. So it's a major perk on ball
Damn good drive. Oh, that's how you switch at the top. It's the math buttons
Oh, that's cool, I'm gonna point this out, bro.
You wanna see how much Pat Bro is doing?
Not only does he hit this rollout, do you catch right here that he like slides off this
just to get a little bit further?
You guys catch that, bro?
Just a little further, bro.
I mean, that's a rollout and a half, dude.
Oh my God.
This game is closed by the way, and obviously the other team is cheating, so.
And the other people that aren't hacking on the team are top 500 players, so.
It's gonna do it!
I said high keys.
He kind of uses all just to get away there by the way, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Like sometimes you gotta do that
Really good kill there
Okay, they lost this fight. I mean they got 35%
If you pop this all there to survive 100% I mean I would assume
I was gonna buy treasure like he used all there just to get out which is good as well
Sometimes sometimes being alive is more valuable than wasting your own
The alt deals in two?
Yeah, see there is a lot of little things I don't...
As I can say, I don't play Doomfist, so I don't really know all the...
I don't know what perks he has either, to be honest.
They basically need to win this fight if they want to win this game, by the way.
So let's see if they double up on support ults, sir.
Great kill on Mizuki.
Punched him out of his fucking hole, by the way.
That was so sick.
He's gonna fare out enough that the ball, dude.
So I'm gonna come down to one fight, and he's about to get his ult again.
I wonder if it's all my win the game.
Yeah, this is one fight. Whoever wins this fight wins.
I would have used my ult there, that's why I'm not a jinxed place player, but his
Pharah fell off the fucking map by the way.
Right, no way.
Oh my god that was, yo bro, we're game seven!
I thought you were about to punch him out of the fucking sky
and I would have given you my channel, I'm dead serious.
Yo, he's all just fucking won that game by the way.
No, no, don't replay in, don't replay in.
I wanted to see that again bro.
I guess I'm gonna just go back in.
I have to go back in.
I was this one right I want to see the very end again I also want to see what
the hell happened to his Farah bro hey I'm new to the game is it better to play
quick play or stadium I mean that's kind of I guess how do you answer that it's
kind of up to the first time I guess how did your Farah did your Farah fall off
the fucking map by the way. Yeah, quick plays probably easier to learn. I
actually would agree with that if you are just getting an overwatch. Yeah, we get people
trying to overwatch for the first time 10 years later. I haven't seen it that by the
way. I just want to see what happens to Farah here before and then I want to go see him
pop off one more time.
Oh, she blew herself. Okay. Alright, back to Zebra, bro. Bro, I'm Game 7 here. This
was sick. You see how you keep all good but like 1HP too. Save them. Literally healing
in the hole, comes down, perfect angle, it's the fucking Mizuki and I thought he was going
to punch him out of the sky here and it would have been the craziest, one of the craziest
clumps I've seen.
Hey Zero, hell of a game bro, against three cheaters, mind you by the way, okay, so that's
game one he gave us and then we have one more game that is this one and I believe
in this one.
This is against Hydron, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, it's
it's Hydron, right, yeah?
So you know what's funny about this Hydron guy?
I literally ended up, I was doing 66 placements and Bro was in my game, by the way.
So Hydron, you can see him up here, is he still a pro now or like X-Pro?
Sort of.
Sam!
Anyone know?
He's an X-Pro?
Yeah, he was in my gold placement match, by the way, that was a very fun time to get
killed by him.
I'm Genji.
That was enjoyable.
He told me, by the way, just for the record, I don't know if this is 100% accurate.
Hydron told me that he is the right one DPS right now.
I don't know if that's accurate, but he,
I was thinking about spectating him a little bit too,
because apparently he's the number one DPS,
but like I said, I'm kind of just trying,
to be honest with you,
I don't know why I never tried
spectating content like this in Overwatch,
but for the record,
it is a little more difficult than Marvel,
like getting the replays,
I like zeroed physically how to give me these,
which thank you again for doing that.
But now that Overwatch is here,
can you please tell Tim how fraudulent
his number 37 Winston was?
That was literally back in 1985,
when no one knew how to play this game.
He keeps torturing his viewers with false propaganda,
and I myself am a victim.
Yo, Overwatch, tell them that I was once
the number 37 Winston in this game, bro.
Tell them.
Because there are doubters in the chat, okay?
So please tell them.
It was not out of 38, bro.
I was the number 37 Winston on the planet.
Season, I believe it was season two in Overwatch, bro.
It might have been season three.
Tell him.
And that was not in 1985.
All right, everyone lock in, bro.
Let's watch the new burger, dude.
Everyone do this.
Oh, that's kind of interesting.
These are both Flashpoint games.
Zebra, you can target me in a lot.
There's high John right there.
the trace around the other team I queued in and saw Zee run the other team I'm a
hundred percent me I do like I'm not even a question
I'll play against a bastion it's gotta be tough
so good such a good kill
Sorry
Okay, we died it's fine can't win them all
You can tank spirits alive, that's right
Apparently she is trying to keep tanks here alive. I just need to see this wall. I gotta hang out chef
I got it. Okay. I'll be sure to do that next time I'll make Flashpoint too. So I'm gonna be sure to do that, bro.
She really you know what I've noticed I feel like she was only really all-time when he
almost dies which is probably the better way to do it exactly like I would have been tried
the alt more offensively and that might be a dumb idea.
Hey, Zebra, are you mainly using your alt more defensively than offensively?
Like when you play Doom?
It kinda seems that way.
It is, yeah you do.
I've kinda just noticed that's how you're playing with it, but...
Lost me to play aggressive so I don't have to worry about dying.
That is true.
It's kind of like a get out of jail free card in your pocket.
It is insane to me how fast I get it out of you go.
I understand that sounded kind of crazy, Chad.
Guys, please lock in, Chad. Rob's talking about this, okay?
What just happened to us? Bro, the cat tried to kidnap the Kiri. Did you not see that?
Did you punch her while she was flipping around? Wait, roll out, stop. Same one. So clean.
He's literally already at the point, by the way.
You know what's kind of interesting too?
I'm just gonna pause for two seconds and just say this.
So like as a tank player,
I feel like typically I'm playing like if I play, right?
I'm playing Hog, I'm playing Ryan, I'm playing Orissa.
Diva, this tank feels very different.
And what I mean by that
is like the way that he's playing is he is,
and to me, what it looks like,
is he's trying to really focus the healers, you know?
And that's just different from like how I am typically,
cause I'm typically playing, like I said, more of a frontline.
Maybe Winston is the one that kind of plays like that,
where it's like, I'm, you know,
Winston, I can maybe jump on the supports in the back,
but like, otherwise I'm Ryan Zaria, you know,
it's a lot of frontline.
That's usually what I play.
This is a very different way to play, thanks.
And it's like he's a menace to the heels for sure.
And the biggest thing that I'm really noticing
just watching is how in and out,
this sounds kinda crazy, he is,
where it's like, do a little damage, get out,
do a little damage, get out,
and really try to secure kills with the punch if you can.
But you don't wanna, like, you're really,
what he's, like right there.
I would have chased for sure, and I'm glad you are.
Okay, that's gonna be a little bit better.
I'm gonna get to kill off it.
I was gonna say, I was 100% chased that bastard, I don't know if you...
Okay, you do not want to see me play Doomfist, especially after watching Zebra, trust me.
Trust me, bro.
Any hazard players? That's another tank I want to learn as hazard, bro. That's another one where it's like,
who's the number one hazard? How do I know who the number one hazard is? How do I get replays from them if they play hazard?
Like, I would love to spectate. Now, you see what I'm saying? That's why I'm saying Overwatch, like, they can make the replay system so goading with the leaderboard they have.
They can make it so easy. They can make it so easy. To be able to find that info, basically.
Number one hazard player is currently platinum. Oh, is he a bad tank?
Do we live here? Oh my gosh.
This may be overglazed. We're gonna fucking talk about it.
So we're gonna talk here about decision-making in Overwatch.
And just hero shooters in general. Right now, we are 1HP.
We obviously want to try to preserve our life and play our life.
Zebra does so well, and he's done this entire time, is play health packs, okay. Pro literally uses his punch
He knows this health pack is over here on the right and literally movements
Over to the health pack to stay alive, and I don't know what's gonna go from here
But in this moment that play was insane like he knows the spots like that
And he's going to another one literally just chain health packs
They killed the massive kill.
I'm the one there.
This team lost the support.
They killed again.
Whoa, I figured if you got out of that, that would have been crazy.
Do you guys win this game?
There's no way you can get me a replay where you lose this, right?
I'd be shocked.
But like right now just looking at it it looks like they may lose like they're
down one the team the other day got to win this next fight to get this point for
sure
I think the Curie did the Curie cleanse your ult.
Did you guys catch that?
Bro, I think the Qiri cleansed his ult so it didn't hit.
Bam!
Ow!
That was...well played.
Holy shit.
Oh, we got a kill.
And we lost.
and you guys are going down to oh I've someone's got a lock in here bro like
who locks in your 16 and five let me tell you who's not locked in right now is
your symmetric player I'm trying to fire shots necessarily they're definitely
better than me but they are not as locked as Hydron who's 20 and 2 on the
other thing for sure are we gonna reverse sleep I don't they're right
I
Want you know I love what you did right there zebra. Did you guys catch this one? He was playing for his recall watch
He saw him go in he's gonna shift back to him and he's kind of just looking at it right here. He just missed it
I love how you play that.
Bro, we're not done.
Okay, listen.
Am I pausing and talking about pretty simple things that he's doing?
Yes.
But let's keep in mind here, I'm not bullshitting you.
The Overwatch changes that have come out the last couple,
like last month or so here, may have some new eyeballs on Overwatch.
There may be people, hear me out here, that were playing Marvel
that could be dabbling now in Overwatch
and not knowing what exactly is going on.
Now, Glenn, have you, wait, not Glenn, sorry, bullet,
have you been on Overwatch for the 10 years
this game has been out?
Maybe, bullet, maybe.
But there may be people that are just for the first time
being like, you know what, dude?
I'm kind of interested in Overwatch right now.
There seems to be a lot of people playing it.
A lot of people are going back to it.
I never tried it.
I liked Marvel.
I'm gonna try it from here.
Shooter now too.
So, there might be some little tips that someone could give that can help them do slightly better.
I just, I can't believe you guys win this game, T-bra.
At least they got point.
Do you get back in Chaldeus in a way, right?
Tracer immediately fed.
That's how I love starting my fights.
I love starting my fights down one player and having my tracer feed.
It's one of my favorites.
Okay, nice.
We're down two.
This is just looking so bleep.
That movement, you don't even understand.
Like, he makes it look so easy.
That shit he is doing is not easy.
Like, that's crazy glaze.
I know your dumbass can't do it, Alex.
Why does it sound like a health pass every time you right-click?
Does he get a kill when he right-clicks?
Yeah, it's happening.
At certain times?
Right there.
They're in a health pack audio.
Does this roll pass though?
I mean, he's gotta go to point.
Oh, they are 99 plus Zebra.
Great kill.
Okay, we got both supports.
Did you single-handedly save the game and turn the point? You did.
Great job, Zebra.
I think the Kiwi cleansed it here early. I think that's what happened there.
I just realized it shows the perks he has, bottom right, I just don't know what the perks
are.
Like I don't know what that down one is and the right click one, I wish I could press
half one and look.
And see right there it sounds like a, it sounds like a hull pack audio, and it was right
click.
That was a big kill.
Dufus playing in Mizuki's ult is actually so confusing for shit like that you can punch him out.
See, decision-making right there is so smart.
I would have went back in and tried to kill Mizuki, and he played his life and played how so much smarter than me.
We all make the 6, Jenny. No one doofus, but we all make the 6.
Tab in the middle mouse button, you can read the perks. Oh, shakin' comps.
Enemies hit by seismic stop or stop stop stop stop stop
Have to do any game wait
Enemies hit by seismic slammer slowed hitting an enemy into a wall with rocket punch reloads and again
Okay, so those are the two perks. So it's not there's no healing. I got that I
Missed a roll
Alright, well, they got a point there, chat.
And by the way, Zebra saved that point for the record with his ult.
He literally ulted, got both supports, and saved it.
The other team just had to get that point and they win the game.
So that was a huge ult out of him.
And this little area around is kind of like, do this right around.
Did you just get so ulted?
I'm trying.
Oh my God.
Such a massive play and a massive kill.
Oh my God.
Did I kill?
You guys are- Oh.
I love that all.
I love the op-out. I love the op-out. That was really good cleanse from there, Curie. Nothing you can do there.
See me, he gets 70 HP when he's in the air for 1.8 seconds. I'll dive tanks out of it.
Oh, like, oh, yeah. See? I'm still... guys, I'm coming back to learn new shit, man.
That's what the new update, right? That's like...
That's the new changes type shit? Like the...
Passage, the sub-roll, yes.
Damn, they went hog.
Okay, that's a really... Your Tracer's got to clutch up right now. We love that, we love that.
Okay, that hog is literally killing the entire team, alright?
I'm pretty sure it cracked me from the raw chat. Hog is a pretty good counter against Doom, yeah?
Rollouts, Cassane throws already back on the point. Yeah, they lost point there by the way.
That's a good deal.
They're curious really good on their team obviously everyone in this lobby is better than me. They're all top 500
There's plays that your carry in particular is impressing me
Same how are you the number one spider-man of our rivals
It's not a yelp, maybe.
Man, carry blocked it.
What is the cooldown on Kiri Clint? I feel like she's always cleansing.
They're kind of doing it right now, bro. They're bringing the reverse sweep. If I'm the other team right now, I'm like,
Okay, we almost won. Now we're losing.
Why does every cat player feel the need
We need to do this.
This communication is key, gotcha!
Great kill on Hydron, wow!
Wow, absolutely!
Yo, that kill on Hydron was so clean!
Alright, we got a tie game here folks, going into last point.
Okay.
Next point, next point was.
Also, can I just pause here and say, the fact that I came back to this game and on the very
first day, I was doing my placement matches and I played against Hydron who was 39-7 in
a top 500 lobby, further record is insane by the way.
Like they matched me against him.
Maybe I'm that good, bro, and for the record I killed him one time I did
That's how it got, that's true.
Oh great y'all.
Swap top carry, but I'm ending.
And Ana.
Drive, drive.
What did they swap?
No, they're Ana, and so, what were they?
Oh, they were Mizuki's and now they're Ana.
Am I gonna try and play Doomfist?
I can't deny it.
Watching C-Burn makes me want it.
Like, that roll out, he just would take me probably an hour and a half to figure out.
I got a lot of play, but...
Okay, they lost first point initially, by the way.
They're down 40% they have to win this fight. They're gonna win this fight like now
They kill my point here, too
Nice bro
damn dude. Yo bro, he is 42 in 10 by the way. What a
Oh, yeah, there's a team clutch up here.
Zebra dies and no one just plays point at all.
He greeted his ult.
Okay, he saved his ult there. Now, here's a question.
Does that affect the game drastically here?
You know, because if he saved his ult there and they win this next fight and win the game with it,
then it was worth it.
A massive kill on Sombra. That was so clean.
I got a win.
This is it.
Huge kill.
Not one of the supports.
Still saving his ult.
Oh, he's got me.
That was it.
Literally used his ult to just get healed there. That was it.
That's literally all he used that for, which is so smart.
I draw a touch, wow.
Touch the sombra off the fucking mount, holy shit.
Yeah, hello the games, they were like, wow, what did you...
I was about to say what did you end and I was gonna try and hit tab before dude
You know what I'm most impressed with that his movement is incredible obviously and the way he plays Doomfist is incredible
His ability to track while he's moving like that is probably the most impressive thing to me
Like I would have lost that Sombra years ago. You know what I mean?
Like that was incredible, bro. I wanted to see what he ended in here. Hang on really quick. I just want to see I
I can just fast-forward I think.
Just for the record chat, everyone watching that, Doomfist is very difficult to play.
Oh wait, that's the first game, I'm stupid.
What this one?
Like Doomfist, if you're watching that, Zebra makes Doomfist look so easy and so good,
like he's very hard to play for the record.
Bro went 49 and 11 by the way, I dropped on the old team on 43 and 10 as well.
So yo zebra, thank you for getting me these games, bro.
That was so fun to watch, man.
And if you guys haven't checked them out, be sure to check them out.
He's obviously, I mean, bro's been playing Doomfist and making clips on Doomfist as
long as I can remember literally.
So and it's fun watching.
That's a tank that I just don't play, you know what I mean?
So it's fun to watch the perspective of a tank that I don't play at all.
You know what I mean?
That was fucking insane, bro
Okay
Thank you Tim no problem dude, there's you give me those yeah, I was talking to I was talking to overwatch earlier
But I don't know if there anymore. I think they left now watch number one Winston. Oh you guys want to watch me?
See that's what I'm trying to say just with the content perspective of this like with this leaderboard
I keep talking about it if there was like a sort by hero right here and
I could just like bam like oh, I want to who's who on these top 500 list
Who's the best energy right and then bam ranks him and shows him
And that I could just click on it. I can see the replays there be sick
Overwatch said overwatch isn't much and they said they like the idea
We'll see it would just make like I do spectating content
It's what my content is mainly of and I love doing it and people like watching it and for shit like that
It's like we watched the number one player on Doomfist
We learn and he does sick plays it's fucking sick to check out
You know and it would be dope to be able to do that
One thing is playing overwatch still here never mind they don't care one thing
I was thinking about the whips like when you look at the history. You can't see the stats, right?
So, like, if I go to my history...
Oh, you can't.
Right?
Like, they can't see...
It'd be under reports.
Oh, I guess if I had access to this, I could see, like, oh, he went 25 and 9 in this game.
Oh, he went 25 and 11 in the...
Okay, I guess if I had access to the reports I could see because that's what I was just thinking about like
How do I know what's a good game if I see all these you could see they won but I can't see how they did
so never mind
Hydron set a code and shot
Hydron, I don't know if I'm gonna do any more spectating today bro
But if you got like two really banger games, I can spectate you as an everyone dps
I try to get like two though. Do you got like one more?
that way it kind of gives enough time instead of just like one take that one
I'm in a game right now Bros in a game right now give me another one after okay
whips can you get that code can you just put that one down for hydra on people
are saying he's good with DPS player the one which just for the record I got
matched up against the number one DPS player in gold by the way in my
placements like what the fuck hey hey man I'm Tim just coming back to the game
yeah let's put him against Hydron like what where is he bro he is number four
in the world right now here's and this is like how do I know do these guys
these guys not damage okay I guess I can see you're a tag player you are a
Private, so I don't know. You are a, yeah, this guy's a support, so I gotta see his number
one DPS right now. What did Overwatch say? Which you want, top 500, Tim, or just coming
back to the game, Tim? Listen, listen, I already, listen, I've already made strides,
OK.
Like, they placed me in gold.
And I almost placed, you could argue,
I should have placed in diamond yesterday
with my tank placements.
You could argue, because my teammates
sold the fuck out of me.
OK?
So that's already a step in the right direction
after only playing for a couple of days being back.
And now, while we're talking about it,
time for me to lock back in.
All right?
It's time for five more DPS placements, boys.
Let me lock in.
There are different leaderboards that you can sort by roles.
That's kind of what I was saying to Overwatch, but like there's a website where I can kind
of see these stats, but you can't see the replay IDs because you can't access their
history.
You know?
So it's like that's the tough part of it.
your ass and fat, how pick a struggle. I'm also a millionaire. You gotta have that one
in there. You know what I mean? So like ass fat and a millionaire involved. Someone, I
got a super chat. He goes, I love the fact that you might be coming back to this real
light of spark. I gotta be honest with you. I don't know what it is. I came back
to the game after some of the changes. I don't know if it's because I took such a long break,
but I'm just enjoying my time. This has to be a Dorado angle. No Dorado angle,
boys? No? If this is Bussin, I'm gonna tweak, bro. I'm actually gonna tweak.
Overwatch. Yeah.
Select your hero.
Overwatch, you're still in my shape, bro. Turn the map, turn the map to Dorado right now.
Overwatch changed the map now on the back end make it Toronto. I did dude. How did bussing win?
Overwatch change about the King's Row right now bro. I'm gonna tweak
All right, let me lock it, boys.
What am I saying?
I'm playing Bustin'.
What are you saying?
OK, first game of the day.
Didn't warm up at all.
Just watch Zeebra play Doomfist.
I think I'm ready.
So I go widow off rip away right Tim the fat man nice
Ray I get to play boss in my favorite map actually wait is this a one map is this oh it's
I think I played soldier on these and it goes better.
You know what team?
Soldier angle.
And I'm bald.
Fine!
You talked me into it!
One life widow!
One life widow to start the day!
You talked me into it!
Oh my god.
What am I doing?
I'm throwing my ranked games.
Why am I?
It's so gaudy, bro.
I
See I don't have a res though, so I get my kill but then I don't have a res and then he gets to
What do you mean gift I shot him in the head?
I shot him in the head if he got reds he should have run back
Okay, come here, where is he?
Yo, yo, on my soul, I didn't know that was the enemy Sigma.
I don't know who I thought I was standing next to, but it was not the enemy Sigma.
I can tell you that.
That's not true.
It's a cause.
Over here.
They like the mine plates, but...
They're the same.
Watch the same, Overwatch.
See that?
Yo, put me back in top 5, Overwatch.
You've seen enough, right?
Like, you've seen enough? Like, how'd the long there?
The answer to that is yes.
Why is Tim flexing on silver players?
This is my rank.
What do you mean I am silver?
I'm not your father. I'm not your father. I'm not your father.
Let's go this way. I agree with that.
I can go up there. I can go up there.
Tell me this widow just killed our whole team and we're gonna lose.
Tell me, tell me that.
Left or right during tack visor, cooldowns reached by 80%.
Helix rocket or Helix projectile speed, I don't know, left or right.
Projectile speed?
Left?
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Keep this widow away from me bro. I was literally trolling.
I think we have one more touch, we have a touch.
Soldier aid for everybody, I have a 3 and 5 soldier. Like don't fucking talk to me.
What do you mean soldiers not for everyone with a 3 and 5 soldier on my team? Like what?
I
Said so passion
I need help, brother!
Oh my god, is my dominant doing it?
I don't think she is.
Lucio has got one view on a Suggma.
I don't think this is gonna happen.
The way we're in, Lucio.
I wouldn't have killed him anyways. There was another dude coming back
I mean yo
We're not talking about me in this game right we're talking about my other DPS player
5 4 3 2 1 capture the objective
we can't afford to lose enough
alright we win this we win this
not losing this one bit
For the record, I would have won that 1v1. For the record.
My team is collapsing, brother.
What the fuck is going on?
Why am I being chased into my spawn by the enemy tank?
Dude!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
I just you don't know about this chap
What?
H.
Shave back.
Oh my god.
Away.
What?
I
Dude holy shit
I
Like that you like that
I
Just locked in bro
I googled you and Tim Hortons came up I
Used to love him or himself. I used to actually this kind of son of like this is like really obese
But like me and PJ when we used to be younger and we played World of Warcraft
We'd separate late and we found out exactly when our Tim Hortons that was by us would make fresh donuts at like
3.30 in the morning and so we would get there at 3.45 a.m. Right when they made the freshest doughnuts
And then we go back home and play World of Warcraft
All right, I just need to lock in bro if I lock in I think we went you know Tim get this W
We'll give mythic Juno skins to the chat. Oh, please don't please don't tell me that bro if I lose this
They're gonna be so bad
Watch please
Let's do this. I got it.
I'm actually so dialed right now.
I'm literally so dialed right now, bro.
I am literally so dialed right now.
Like, I might be the most dialed I've ever made in my Overwatch career right now, bro.
Yeah, I said career. Yes, I did.
You heard me correctly.
Tim, lock in. I mean, don't tell me to lock in. Tell my team to lock in, boys.
My team is who's not locked right now.
Sorry, chat. This guy's playing kill the streamer. Kill the streamer, Pepe G.
Let me kill the streamer. And my Cassidy just ulted his shield, boys. Not looking too hot.
Not looking hot no Surrey Bob
Goodbye cruel
Goodbye cruel world
Why did I ult him in front of Bob? Is my fucking brain on? Hello?
Hello?
Hey Tim, Bob's there! What the fuck am I doing?
Oh my god, I'm tossing, I'm actually tossing.
I'm tossing.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
The Sigma's a fan.
My Cassidy has his fucking monitor off challenge.
It's over.
It's just fucking over, man.
It's over.
My fault
I accept zero responsibility for that loss literally zero I accept none I don't accept
any. I don't accept any. 70% him. Said my Moira? Who got it? Yo, I'm going to tweak. I'm
going to tweak. I am 27 and 11 and the other damage is 18 and 12. How am I even in contention
For that being my responsibility, the fact that that is Plat 5 now is just disrespectful, bro.
I just played so well, and my fucking teammates are ass, bro.
Fuck.
Not how I want to start my day. I just want to eat pizza.
I want you to know chat I make editing notes for my editing team on timestamps in the timestamp for game six
I wrote we lose my team is ass
That's my note on the loss
Why is my chat saying I'm in plate five bro
Overwatch is literally still giving codes to the chat that be overwatch bro
I mean for the record overwatch I should I deserve a win there
So if you want to go into my history and actually give me a win there
I'm pretty if this is not how about it. Please vote Havana, bro. Please
Please team
I'm gonna be honest I voted sir Vasa. Thank you, bro
I'm sorry. I know you wanted Havana
Thanks, man
It's a pleasure to meet you Tim
It would have been more nice to meet you if this was about
But now it's Surveysa, so
Is it a throw game I
Don't know it depends on whether or not the other DPS on this team is gonna
You know what I'm bringing the energy from my last team into this game
And I'm not gonna do that anymore. Let's get this win guys
type shit man type shit
Waves can you ban the name of the DPS that was on my last team just in my chat I don't want him in here, bro. I
Don't want him much out. I
Don't want to see I just banned the name. I can't remember his name. Oh, it was like a nevermind
I can't remember his name, bro. Forget it. I'm playing on round or something
I'm going to get it.
Do I get it? Do I social
credit for that one? 10? No.
Let's get it.
Oh boy.
I got Henry bro, it's over.
I think I'm just going to pass here actually.
Oh, Hinder!
Uhh, Hinder is so annoying to play against.
Team 1.
Ah, that guy's so bad.
What am I doing?
where would you want to keep going there I'll try to enable you
big take big take
nice nice
3-1 3-1
This may be my fault.
Another McCree's one, Cass.
It's...
Hey, holy shit!
Oh, I thought it was just better.
I'm gonna bro have to specify and let me lock him bro
There's a gata has right-clicked that angle twice now and gotta kill his bro him
Okay, we're gonna win I love this game this game so fun when you win I love winning
Watch this kill.
I don't really know when I could try to get a shield here.
the other cast around a battle of mid
It could be the shield I have no idea just like my first time thing
I
All right
They're raging let's go true
I
Passes just better
I mean I got playing modern into a set is so troll right doesn't send like discord orb on him
I'm not going to use my ult.
I'm just going to use my ult.
Oh, good one.
Uh, I'm going to use my ult.
No damage.
Nice.
Comment Roll heals for 15 health of each bull-
What? I'm not going to know.
bullets good though too. It's like I can get healing for the reload roll. Right there.
I can heal her.
You're uh, past her. You're right there.
You're right there.
They going right side?
I don't know, I'm still like shivering and out of high gear. I think I like the reload roll though.
Ooh, that's my ball. That's my ball.
What just happened to me?
Is that just the E?
That was basically just her E.
That's actually insane, bro.
What's happening?
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, they're coming. Double, double.
Come back, we have a left behind.
Ready?
What's going on?
I was trying to enable his ult there a little bit.
GGs, GGs.
It's a great game.
It was crazy.
I did better last game.
And then I did in this game.
And I lost last game and I won this game.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
What'd he say?
Where's this guy?
Fucking serious
Their Moga staying Moga into cast Zenyatta for so long was high key very troll high key
All right, we're still moving boys
oops
I'm hungry bro. This isn't good
I got a chat B.O.B.
I think that's a good idea.
Key aspects of mogging, definition to make someone else look inferior by comparison, often involving better height, jawline, style, or physique.
Get down, get down, get down, don't move.
We carry on boys carry on the journey yo chap be real bro do you think I can be top 500
week and be serious. I think I could do I agree with you. I agree with the guys. I know a
lot of people are saying yes to him. Absolutely for sure. And I agree with you, bro.
All right, I ordered Chipotle. Ibs are high. We just won a game. I technically should
to one this game. I should be one, two, three, four, five, six, and one, but instead, I lost.
What topic should I get on my pizza? You're going to get two different pizzas. No, you're going to
get three pizzas. Ready? You're going to get a Hawaiian pizza. These are all largest, by the
way. You're going to get Hawaiian pizza. You're going to get a chicken bacon ranch pizza.
Let me back up. You're going to get four pizzas. You're going to get Hawaiian pizza.
You're going to get a chicken bacon ranch pizza. You're going to get a buffalo chicken pizza.
And you're going to get just a solid pepperoni pizza. If this is anything other than King's Row,
I swear on everything I will ban the entire chat for the remainder of my life.
Thank the Lord. If we were, I can well, now I get to play Hanzo. They talk about my Hanzo
chat, you guys know that? No, they do. They talk about it.
I'm actually down for a Mizuki Bay bro, he's tall.
off. Defense here. Torbjorn angle. Offense here. Hanzo angle. Attack. I gotta do it. Or...
Ah man, it's gonna be really hard having a platinum Doomfist after watching Zebra this
morning. I literally just watched the best Doomfist in the world and now I have Sulphur
in plot 3.
Yes, it's me. It is I.
Flats.
I officially came back from Marvel Rivals and I'm officially an Overwatch content creator again.
Oh, fuck.
When you go for the king, make sure to go for the head.
I saw your parents did a few exocative parties when I was young
Never you they didn't care bring me along a shame. I'm sure two weird ears could have gotten to loads of trouble
Does this guy know that I see him? It's still plenty of time for that
If he pinks he's dead
This is easy, hard to angle, not even a question boys.
Easy, hard to angle.
Easy, watch.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Let me show you how easy this character is, bro.
Ready?
Hmm
Fucking damage right now
Yeah, I don't have a shield tank. That's right.
That'll do it.
Ah, G.
You lose. I think.
Just a jump, right, Spamming? I'm already played Drake right now.
This is what I'm...
Oh, oh, and two.
Oh that shield.
That's literally all I got to do.
Accidental behind zone one time.
Can I get a shield tank? I win this game. Instead I got a Platinum Fist running around
doing fucking dick. Like literally running around doing dick. Like he's running around
to me dick and they have a shield tank
you can't
and my other DPS is one in three bro this is just all bad it's just all bad
man it's bad I don't know I think this is a lose I think it's an L
I'm giving bro back shots and he's just taking it like
I gotta auto-solve, that's it, that's the end of the game for me, I know I'm getting
sucked off like that for how these games take me
Gladmore Rolton, as I fucking died bro, great, I'm really happy about it
I've got you in my sights.
Incoming!
Vestums, we find you.
I'm on your kit.
Record here now.
I'm on your kit.
Oh, I found your heart.
I didn't even worry chat. I knew we were going to win the same time bro. I wasn't even worried.
I wasn't even worried boys.
And now I got my ult and now we scheme rollin.
And now I'm warmed up.
Now they're in trouble because I'm actually warmed up on Hunts.
Now they're in trouble.
Now they're in trouble because I'm actually warmed up.
Only to the only person that is killed beyond this team is the Suggma bro literal Suggma
and how about you Suggma chat how about that Suggma balls stay there ring stay there don't
Go away.
Is this a me? No, it's not me. I actually just thought that for a second. I was like,
is this a me thing? And it just dawned on me. This is not a me thing. It's my seven in
five guy named demon. No, I'm not selling. I'm not selling. And I'm going to clutch
up and I'm gonna win this game. Watch.
I don't think it's a warbit, you're not gonna hear it?
I'm not gonna hear it.
That was still on.
I'm not gonna shoot in my sights.
I just miss every step.
That fucking cat just stalled the entire point and they're going to win for it.
I-I-I-I-I-I'm dead serious.
I'm actually dead serious.
That cat just stalled the whole fucking point and they're going to win because of it.
Oh, we see that.
GG.
A little C9 on you?
Huh?
Nothing like that from the point.
I love it.
Alright fear not chat a lot of you are probably like Tim. How are you possibly going to win this game?
I love you on
It's very simple. I play toward Jordan. I win
Oh my god, I do have lower damage and do this bro. I
Think I got solo Tim not gonna lie. Yeah
Well, Malchi you've been playing this game for the last seven years when I've been off it
and you've been shirking off to Overwatch porn
probably twice as much.
So, yeah, I would hope that you'd be able to beat me in a 1v1 right now, Malachi.
daughter
All right, let's go boys
I bet they remain now that randomly just almost killed me as soon as you go down this one
I
Is my rematch running
It's a DPS gap
I'm gonna go with a
A...
Mmmmm...
Honestly?
No.
I don't accept that.
It's tank gap.
So.
I
Walsh
Run Torbjorn run! Hold on hold on my other DPS is getting some kills hold on let
bro cook. Our cat ulted for no reason let him cook. Hold on let him cook. Let
them cook. All we have to do is hold for another three minutes Jack. Pog.
And all that angle works.
That's what I'm talking about.
I can molten core everywhere.
This feels targeted.
Yeah, it's gonna be it I think, chef.
I'm just gonna have to...
Here's my plan.
Yeah?
Please.
I died.
My plan was to wait for the health pack,
flight behind them all time to them and none of that happened so I'm dead you know
what boys I mean just looking at the raw data here I'm not taking
responsibility for that loss either I'm chopping that I'm chopping that as a
team gap and I'm not taking responsibility. I really do believe in my heart of hearts.
That is a tank gap. That is what I just witnessed. I just this guy on my team really love playing
Doomfist and he's not zebra. You know what I'm saying? So that's just the end of it
bro. That guy said 19 and 10 on the way out was I 19 and 10 is bro trying to
treat me. Oh, all right, that's another L due to my team. I'm gonna take zero
responsibility.
Bro's got an ego. I'm better than everyone in this right. I don't have an
ego.
I'm just better than everyone in this rank. It's not ego. Like, if I, let me make, let
me make, let me make this very clear. If my team was consisted of five Tims, I would win.
Because I wouldn't play Doomfist into Sigma when we're getting gapped. I wouldn't do
that. I would change my character to try to adjust to the role. My guy wanted to
play Doomfist. And that's reality, bro.
I'm going to Leo's 50-50. Wow, Leroy 50-50-50. Wait, W-150. Wait. Wait. My one. W.
I'm just gonna keep it old-fashioned here, you know what I mean?
Why is Vendetta always getting banned?
To be honest with you, I don't know.
I came back to this game and everyone was banning bandana, so I just kind of continued the trend.
Backing ball.
Why is Sombra getting banned? Listen, I don't remember much about this game when I was playing it a lot.
All I know is Sombra is insufferable.
It's a play against.
They're going on round, bro. Fuck it.
I know I just said I'm gonna do an old-fashioned way and I was gonna play Cassidy
But I just changed my mind in the middle of it. You know what I mean?
Actually
Trying to hunter-gif that I make this
I gotta stand up or stand up or heal
I
Here we go, yo if I am these last two with two wins I might be able to place like plot one
I'm the better tracer
They have a Symmetra too, what do I play against this?
I don't think I can play Honoron into this.
I can't play Honoron into this, I'm gonna go.
What is good against Symmetra?
I'm just gonna go Cassidy and shoot her in the fucking head, I think, is what I'm going to do.
So, that's my plan.
Oh yeah, Pharah would be good to have in the bag right now.
For sure.
I'm glad that my mage just went up there and just full charged his aria by the way.
Like just, I don't know if you guys saw it.
Don't say I'm charged, I shot his aria one time once.
The mage full charged his aria.
Oh, that hurt.
that's all i got, fuck you
Really good round. I just got to change some stuff. Okay now they're talking shit
five
four
three
two
I know I know the boy was not saying anything to me, right?
Damn my tank's name is Taco Bell as well, and we're just getting roll and no one even has killed
We can't even get a kill my team doesn't have a kill like we collectively don't have one kill on the other team Ralph
It's over boys.
Hey, we're on the board!
Our cat got a kill!
Fuck yeah, now we're back.
Now we win.
Now we're up one.
Hey listen, I just, I talk shit to people, bro.
This guy knows who I am.
I don't know who he is.
It's just factual shit.
That's all.
They are getting far though.
That's the guy talking to shit to me by the way.
Just playing that bad.
Oh, GG.
Well, this one's good.
Okay, so we gotta win the last one, boys.
You know what I mean?
The last one's really gonna come down. We gotta win the last one
Same beauty by the way your ass and they don't you
No cat pull me bro. Where's my fucking cat?
Like his one job is to do that and he didn't take me
Maybe ask I was was I not is he not wish that
Three and seven chat it is safe to say this game is a loss
All right, it's safe to say that you can't win them all and
Yes, I'm forward seven. All right, then and I'm gonna end with the win
And I'll place flat three
I'm trying to go in game 7, I can't allow this.
Man, it ain't hurt.
That'll do, pig!
My cat got the right off I think.
Oh god, am I gonna get a red?
I can't see, I tried to roll, jettied on the...
Oh shit, I tried to just kill everyone.
Oh shit.
Yeah, that was my Winston aid definitely came through there boys, definitely.
No, I've seen what I've seen where I've seen
Everyone's all tipped I lost
That was a tough one bro fuck
Play of the game I can't got the fucking play the game, bro
Hit me up for retirement talks.
Yo, Dark Arts, you're probably gonna come back and look at this bro, just to be clear,
I can already retire.
Like, I'm just, shoot, I'm just not.
Like, I'm good.
Thank you though
Which I can already retire if I want I just
Still living it, bro, you know what I mean still fucking here
It's weird flex or it's fucking lit, you know what I mean that I can already retire. It's kind of sick if you think about it
Okay
Got tilted in that one. I think I gotta turn match that off because I can't help myself
But want to just beat the fuck out of the other like not even in game like in real life, you know what I mean?
hypothetically, oh shit
I just want to beat I just want to fuck I just bam that's all I want to do right now
Like I just want to beat the fuck out of that guy. I can't even lie in the game guys in the game not real life
of course
Alright listen, we're gonna be like a goldfish. We're gonna take all that and we're putting all the other games aside
We're gonna focus on this one game. We're gonna try to end on a good on a good note here guys
Hey
To begin the fight
Yeah, I mean, I've been in a couple fights growing up, you know, just kind of you know some scraps
You know a little bar things here and there. Um, I
Don't really fight. I'm just a big guy and I'm just it's not even me winning in the sense
I don't need to win the fight. I just want to put a fucking elbow into their head. You know what I'm saying
Just once
Like one fucking pay it just I mean that'll make me feel better even if I lose the fight, you know in game
Yeah, bye-bye
Okay guys last game here we go let's win
Well, I feel like it can't go worse than the last game.
So I need to end on a good Cassidy note, I think, with this.
Chat, if you get on Testosero, does it make you more angry?
I feel like I already might have anger problems kind of so I don't know if I should get on test top, but my test is low
Like what does that mean?
It does make me more mad. I don't think I can get on it then because I think I'm more mad
Which wouldn't be good
Yeah, I don't know bro my testosterone lovers are like low
But I'm mad like I get mad don't worry. I have a plan for that testosterone to make me go bald. I'm fucked bro. It's over
And also some some of my buddies who have had low testosterone said they got on testosterone and now the problem is like
Their baseline apparently like when you have low testosterone
You don't feel as great people say and then when you get your testosterone to the level it's supposed to be you feel way better
You know what I mean, which
That also is kind of a weird thing to think about because it's like
Because like if I hit, if I, I don't know how to explain it, I'm just talking about
my testosterone level and trying to win the game now.
The point I'm making is like, I don't know that I feel bad right now and if I get on
Testosterone and my testosterone level goes up then I'll feel better, but that'll have to be on testosterone forever
You know
Tim Swap now I got this shit, bro. Let me lock me lock
second game in a row that I've had to play against a Symmetra and I don't enjoy my time playing against a Symmetra.
Oh, I found one but he's just gonna get res, so it's unfortunate.
Just after you, after you.
This tree guy.
This tree guy, you need a boost.
Like with this tree.
35 second
Silo cone
What do you mean diff he's so low-alted me off cast no no I'm winning this game with gas
Maybe I should get off gas, bro. I don't know yet. I haven't fully thought about it.
Is this a myth? Look at this myth. I don't know. Like the last three games,
I've just not gone well at all for me and maybe it is me. I mean I'm the common thread here
I think okay my hands are just pop. Let's go team we're winning fuck. Yeah, let's go. It's not me. We got it
The Doomfist, thankfully, walked out of the Symmetra wall. Thankfully, that was very exciting
stuff. Also, I hate this map. This map is mid.
How am I missing a stationery?
How fucking strong is that thing now?
Hey, we should reinforce walls with that bitch.
My groan is only trying to help me.
I'm dead serious when I say that.
He's only trying to ult me, I swear.
He knows I'm in danger.
He knows about the time I'm casting him, bro.
Where can I even high noon here? Like high noon is kind of ass on this point, right now.
I'm getting flanked by everyone. I don't know.
like their whole team just walked behind my team and that just killed me I was
either I don't really know this map very well
I don't want that! We must hurry!
Alright, don't worry, boys. I've been saving this high noon for a good moment.
I should play like a hero, make it clear.
I don't want that!
I'm not even kidding they're doing this literally just trolled
They're selling
I don't know why he did that, but I'm cool with it.
Yo, Chad, if you headshot with the Silver Bullet, does it do more damage?
Oh, dude, when you shift, hold on a minute.
I reload, it's my bullet.
I didn't even know that at all.
Metro is 18 and fucking 2, by the way.
Bro, she is 18 and 2?
19 and 2!
Wow, I really wish she died there.
Lot of in this.
man both me and the other dps are hikey doing ass this is not good this isn't good
boys chat you can't say c9 when we're just losing the point like you can't
just be like oh c9 like the game is oh like that's not a c9 Tim big fan very
sorry don't throw the game don't matter me bra play what you want to play let's
only count no biggie like this guy's mentality bro is only competitive
Fuck it. You know what I mean?
Oh, Biggie.
Oh, man! Brain in key!
If you die, can I have your bow?
No. I will snap it in half with my final breath.
Yeah, I know.
Go here!
Hammer check, turret check, back up turret check.
Second through fourth back up turret check.
Don't worry chat, this is where we win now, I think guys.
This is the game.
Because they don't know about my Torbjorn.
You know what I mean?
Some of the greatest Torb game player
you're ever going to see is me, so.
My turret.
Hi boys.
Just gotta find my angle here, hang on.
Just gotta find the right angle.
I wish my turret would hit the cap.
I think I'm just... we're dead. I don't know if we're just bad.
The other team just seems to be better.
Torb is ass, is he?
I feel like I've had a lot of success with him, the bullshit.
Not bad.
Does it work for me to get up there?
That gayest fuck.
We're gonna walk down by cat.
The cat is literally running us down right now, bro.
Yeah, well, Jack, you know, guys, what did I end here?
Six and four? Not bad.
Not bad. Could have been better.
I can't turn
Some of them
In my g I
Worth third point team
People are not a third point team
I thought we might have been a third-point team jet run kitty run
oh my god bro we're just dead I don't know these guys are just like doing whatever the
Fuck they want
Yo count high noon with Cass world we can do it pull him up in high noon everyone I've seen the clips
I'm on point
Oh he almost worked. I had like three of them marked but then they put up a wall and the cat
fucking wiki on a wall.
He high key was on point there though. Like how is that a C9 bro?
He's so close.
Well chat
Placement started a lot stronger than they had to see where we placed them. I
Mean symmetric apparently to go now. What the fuck?
What did I place last time? I think that place around platinum. Oh god. This is gonna be bad
That was a three-game lost streak on the way out. Oh
You can argue I should have won this one you can argue that I placed
Is it always what it's predicting? Is it ever like up some platform? I was plat one
with tank platform DPS. I actually disagree with that bro. That's crazy.
I'm going to do support placements too.
I got to get my food.
I'm so hungry.
I had a heat.
All right, you know what's crazy, my support placements, I'm probably going to place the
Heist in because it's so free, and I mean this with all sincerity, I think I can carry
games and support.
That's who.
I'm just going to play Moira and I'm going to play Simon.
I was awful.
She's probably the most busted character in this.
Hello.
You know what's insane? I saw those pics and in my head I'm thinking just please no
junk city. And it fucking lands on it. Of course I join in bros eating. Well, it's fucking
lunchtime buddy.
Are you ready boys?
So tank I placed the highest so far.
I feel like I could play as Diamond in support genuinely, we'll see though.
Moira in 2026? Is Moira really that bad?
You guys are making it seem like I'm choosing the worst character in the game.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, initial flashpoint, and hello.
Long with us.
I'll go in low ground, punch mark.
Okay, that was a fun fight.
I'm not diving!
Why are we fighting lowbrash?
I don't really know, I can't not hear, I think we can't hear.
Pros not zebra
free
Told you boy was free she had not eaten lock-in for a second
I really need to suck.
Where in the fuck did he come from? I didn't see where he landed.
I didn't think it was binding!
Oh, it's armed for it!
Heal while I'm ulting please. I don't know if it's that hard just to put an orb on me while I'm in the air. That'd be great
I mean it's like the most overpowered all but they just shoot me in the sky
That's my bad, then.
I was more locked in on his ball.
I'm winning
I
The hog literally just spent that entire time trying to kill my
Is that really worth it
You're all dead, bro
Looks like the hug you see
Again with the no orcs man, I called them bro, come on!
Oh, we're throwing seriously.
These guys are insufferable.
For the record, I probably yelled at them already.
and I've not been eating my chibola
No Anna? No
I'm gonna play Moira
Oh shit
Yeah, he supports me to lock in, man, like...
11 to 8, by the way.
I mean, I'm trying my hardest, bro, but I'm really not getting heals.
Are you fucking trolling?
Oh my god.
Yeah, give it to him, but fuck you.
Nah, nah, I mean, like, seriously.
Here's what I know, bro.
I see a 19 and two Ash and I see an 11 and eight fucking whatever you are.
That's what I know.
Yeah.
So like if we could push in maybe that'd be great.
I hear you.
You go for a look.
I got it right on you, right on you, right on you.
There you go.
What happened?
Are you not getting healed there, either?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So you're you're healing me when I don't like what I'm getting one shot
is okay.
That's cool and all that you're trying now.
I appreciate it.
But it's not even really you bro, you got 10k I understand what you're doing
Are you throwing buzz your for piano, okay?
All we need to do is win the last point and we win the game guys. Yeah, I agree. It's really that easy
Alright, I'm so locked in.
I'm dead.
Oh, that guy fucking two-tied me.
Oh my god.
I'm six and seven.
another turn of fate's wheel
stupidity is not a clutch
just a knock in 10 seconds
team here i'll be talking about like this
that
14 and 6 but
look at the support
most of the pancake
that's good
i'm open
I'm trying to heal him bro, oh shit.
Time again to try again.
Help me!
They tried to tell me a 4k support ain't the issue here, fat man.
Fuck you.
I
Had to lock in harder dude my dad
He did that 4k healing mother
I mean to be fair though, he's playing sudden start out a lost boys as you were predicted. Oh
Oh my god get me out get me out. Oh my god
These are silver games bro. Oh my god
It's over man
Okay, I still think I could place Diamond.
Hear me out.
All I have to do is win the rest of my games.
You know?
Choose hero baddies.
Chat mathematically bro.
Okay?
All I need to do is win the rest of my games and I could place in Diamond.
You see what I'm saying?
Alright, here we go.
This guy's name is Juju the Moira, but I don't know if they want to play Moira.
Maybe I have to like fill in their cap.
You know who may be busted right now?
Just for fun.
I mentioned that a daughter blessed by the fox girl could she be
We're going 0 and 2 what if I carry though
I hear me out like what if I carry guys
Do I heal?
Is that his only heal the right quick?
Wait, wait, wait, I'm supposed to like, be around them, right?
I'm trying to like an aura heal, like, uh, like, uh,
Is that just a constant heal? Like, what triggers that?
Remedy increased finding chain left or right probably left right the remedy
assuming
Or is it the right is the right you play for the damage
So I really got a
Is this ranked? Yeah this is ranked and this is a really high ranked at that I'll have
you know.
All right guys called Jack
I used my shift and bro still hooked me.
If I run faster with my shift, I do, right?
The cost of balance is one additional time or my shift right left right one more
I don't know why I'm doing this, for some reason in my head, when I'm more healing in
this one round by the way than my other teammates did last game.
In my head I think I'm immune or like invisible or some shit when I'm in my shift.
I don't know why that is.
This is not the case, obviously.
I don't know where my aim went there bro like that ass I just fuck maybe I am it's over
Oh shit, I'm a moira player. It's over.
Good lord.
Oh my log I think just hooked him down here, it was electric.
We did it!
Let's go!
Step in the right direction!
I can dodge diva bomb and Arista ult with the second shift.
It gives you an iframe.
If you think I'm going to iframe a diva bomb
my first time playing this hero,
you are out of your mind.
I'll try.
What do you mean we with a question mark, bro?
Yeah, we did it, me and my team.
We just did it.
It was all me.
Balance the primary fire around- oh my thinking bouts!
Bro, did you know that, chat?
I didn't know that!
Let's go!
No, you didn't know that, Chad. Don't say you did.
I was definitely going to be Silver 1. I guarantee you, after this game, I will be out in Silver.
I guarantee.
I pounce it.
I'm just getting fucking like he's in my dick, bro.
My bro is in me and I don't want him in me!
Why does my guy sound so passive like a question?
I don't know if this combo is working me and this cat.
Why am I showing weakness don't let them moving the payload
He just takes so much damage.
Dude, what?
I have the Swab.
I'm gonna pull her out, boys.
This might actually work better right now on our team.
If I lose this, it might put me in bronze.
So I really do need to lock in kinda.
Okay, I'm not going to do anything, dealer.
I am 8 and 10.
Okay.
I need to lock in.
I am going to lock in.
Everyone here remember the 8 and 10 moment.
That's what we'll call this, bro.
Okay, the 8 in 10 moment.
Everyone remember this, bro.
I'm going game 7 now.
Game 7.
I can't shift that.
These guys are getting like, just slated.
What are you doing?
You're gonna have to be tired.
Do you just play with plastic healing on the way home?
Stupidity is not a part of this.
Come here in the air.
I'm restored.
Oh, my, I, I, I, the cat is pulling our Zarya around when we need Zarya on the ground.
The Zarya is just flying around.
I need frontline presence on a cat dragging my Zorio around!
I don't escape me.
Your pain will be endless.
Okay, that was a lot of bolts.
I literally think it was every alt. Except widow. It was every alt, but widow.
That's insane that I died there. I genuinely mean this to my heart of hearts. When I play
What the fucking cat I feel like I'm not getting healed. I
Don't know why I feel like a cat is not healing. It has 10,000
I can't
That's what I was gonna parry
Massive ult on the way out. Hey, I did up 20 and 12. Massive ult on the way out. Massive.
Massive ult. And I went from 8 and 10 to 20 and 12. That did better. I feel like I had
They're playing the game, they're chatbombs.
I thought this guy's name was Fisher, man.
The entire time I was playing against him, it wasn't.
You know, surely I'm out of silver, right?
Surely out of silver prediction?
Nice, boys!
On the way up!
Let's go!
Hang on, bearded.
All right, good team.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We carry on our legacy, gentlemen.
We carry on.
to top 500 is gold four. I mean, don't let your dreams be dreams, brother. You know what
I'm saying? You know, Circuit Royale is a mid map. And the fact that people are voting
that over Nepal is disrespectful.
Select your hero.
Impulse mid at best. You clearly know zero ball. Absolute zero ball knower.
Choose heroes to ban.
Uh, Zen time? The thing with Zen is his healing, but he is from the player.
Yo, Tim, top 500 in High Guard, all you gotta do is log in. Bro, stop. Stop. That was mean.
That was mean.
Am I crazy for wanting to try and play Kiriboh?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it, bro.
I got some of the worst game in the game, bro, but I might pop off with her.
You know what I mean?
How do I play this character again?
That's my heal, damage, I can shift to my team, and then Suzu.
I
Right and I can climb walls
They have this coming so let's give it to them
I've got a few tricks
Thank you, Jacks.
Shall we negotiate?
Shall we...
How do you heal yourself as Curie?
There's no way to.
Suzu heals me.
I think.
Is there no way to tell?
Yeah, if my cards are missing they're green, right?
Or something?
If they're hitting their yellow, I think.
Left to right. Healing, uh, doofah.
Projectile speed increased by 50% when seeking.
Uh, hits launched too additional.
Right? So when I hit a shot, it launches a heal?
I'll never know. I don't hit shots.
Oh my god, you're right. That's so cool.
I
Was bad at all thought of me
I
Was the Reaper doing
It was bro doing
Dude, he went past point to like come kill me or something. I
I literally think he was playing kill the streamer. He forgot about the point. I'm just
Oh like am I a Kiri main bro hold up let me cook I got some of the cleanest name in the game
game chat wouldn't you agree
I got the countdown for you
I have some bounties in my heart
I'm good at what I do kids
but even I'm not going to mess with the Hashimoto
What did my teammate just say?
I should have shifted up to my Winston.
Oh wait, my healing is so bad.
Wait, they're carrying only a 700 damage.
And I have 2000.
I only have 2000 healing, they got way more healing than me.
I should play a larry she's right up my alley
I'm just trying to lorry.
I just clicked the wrong size. I didn't want to.
I'm down.
Sign it!
No!
E, Tim, you fucking...
P-P-P-G?
E!
Valarie is basically a Torb healer, you'll love her.
I'll try to fix him.
I'm gonna lose this.
I was kind of insane.
They lose bro, they're actually loose.
I go through the wall here, I pray.
I should have swapped off Curie I guess?
I don't know, I died 7 times, maybe it was me.
Actually, I don't know, my DPS was 11 and 7?
I mean should our Winston have swapped maybe off Winston into some
I don't know
Okay, well
Not the best not that whatever we carry on our legacy. I guess
Gold for what happened? Oh, what do you go for is pretty good? I mean, it's gold. You know gold is very valuable to think about it
This guy was legit top 500 in the past what you mean, uncle
Let me be clear. I can't I can easily be a top 500 take again if I want it
easily I've been I'm basically there I'm playing a large oh Kings Row Kings Row Kings Row Kings
Row anyone that doesn't pick Kings Row has never played this game yo oh my god is everyone
smart in this lobby we're all smart let's go I'm gonna try a large select you're here
Where is she?
You should do dominoes player
You know and courage JD also ban me you're the only Chad that I didn't get banned me fuck courage JD
No, which man that guy I'm gonna try Larry
Alright, shift, knocks you in the direction you are moving, hold to jump higher, deploy
a pile on the heels.
So let me get this straight.
Her kit is literally this, long range rifle, and left click is damage, and right click
is a healing and her alt is solar energy enemies hit explode after taking damage
I was throwing a calm well maybe I'm just in a lorry player and I didn't know
don't spam left click do I wait for the bar to come up like that like that kind of
I don't want to do this
Yes.
Alright.
Why does your gun look like a piano?
Is your gun a piano?
I think it might be.
Does my shit heal?
Or no.
I
Shift is just moving
Does it heals me, but it doesn't heal my like what's that little alien doesn't heal my team
I
Activating captive son great summary three seconds of flight. Yeah, I took the wrong one, bro. I wanted rapid construction
Oh wow, that really needs to recharge.
Okay.
I don't really know what to do with this all, but here we go.
I only shoot once.
I'm so confused.
What just happened?
So, wait, wait, wait.
When I shoot it, I only get one, like, solar ball thing.
And then you just gotta left click them like normal.
Do I need to let my gun charge in my alt too?
I really like the little pilot. That's a great little thing.
I'm strong.
And my pilot stays there even when I'm dead, it's kind of sick.
I can put the pilot on the car.
That could be a lecture
Left to right pressing left I can't read
Outburst ignites enemies.
That's right.
It was that it?
My shift lights them on fire?
Is that what it does?
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, it feels like I'm playing DPS.
I
The biggest thing is I need to remember to keep my key up. That's my biggest thing
Just stop it
It's my wincy just now
I'm gonna be honest with you boys I got that power up and I was trying to go in with it
like, and I was gonna try and get my alt with it.
I heard there's a new game called High Guard.
Yeah, Heal the Other Team with the Pylon. That was obviously a panic button, and I didn't mean to do it, but thank you.
Yeah, that was a bad hole out of me, unfortunately.
10 you're throwing. In my defense I literally never played this character before in my life,
No, I'm literally learning, okay?
I'm figuring it out as I play.
Like this is quite literally my first game
I've ever played on a lorry, okay?
So I'm throwing, lips in the whole chat.
And everyone.
I'm playing her again.
Let me cook let me cook I mean dude I mean stat wise I yo I mean am I trippin or am
I doing better than my other healer right I straight up stat for stat 5900 damage 8300
I'm sure someone to figure it out like the thing I need to learn now is like, where do you put this shit I put it right here
Am I here kind of cheeky?
I could have healed me out here.
How do I know if I'm in range of my heal?
Building to my right is better.
High up on the building to my right, like up here, maybe?
Like...
Ah, kinda.
Oh, dude.
I didn't even know I was dying.
My pylon's still healing.
I just actually didn't think she'd else kill that.
All skies are taking objective.
Just back up, back up.
Shad, just so I'm clear, I always basically go left and then right with my pence.
I think I'm healing.
Oh, that guy's actually chilling.
I
Yeah
Oh look at that spot boys! Now I'm cooking! Now I'm cooking!
Is it not healing up there? Is it too hot?
I legitimately think it might be too hot.
Thank you
This healing
Okay, I know we're losing this but I really actually feel like I'm doing
I feel like I'm thinking like Torb's torn turret spots
I use my ship there to heal myself right now, that's not bad.
I
Okay, buddy, you got me
I don't understand why like did she block it I feel like I put it behind her
Oh
Dude I can't lie to you there's times here where I feel like my teammates are on the car, but they're not on the car
like genuinely bro
Okay, listen, I know we lost, but I actually feel like I did well, and I kinda like her.
I mean, brother, listen, I mean, when you hit Tab, it's like, I really don't feel bad at
all for my gameplay.
I mean, dude, this kid on our team five, his name is literally five head, and he went
14 and 16.
I think the biggest thing for me with her is going to be her ultimate.
I don't really understand what I'm doing.
Actually, I like go in the practice range right now somehow.
The right perk makes her all better.
That was going to go in the practice range.
I was going to go in the practice range.
I just want to understand her alt a little bit.
Please dude, Hollywood over, I can wall for sure, brother.
Like this isn't even a question.
Like is this even a question, bro?
Oh my God, what happened to this community?
We're on I can wall instead of holly.
Yo, hit my Hollywood, bro.
No!
Select your hero.
Hollywood is so much better, bro.
her alt does multi-hit damage when you mark and people are marked by the alt so you hit
in groups think of like a phoenix alt okay it can't be blocked either so i can do it
through a shield? Oh, it can be blocked.
You know, Tim, how about an op? How about Tool at Las Vegas Sphere? Tool's playing at
the Sphere? Wait, that's sick. That'd be a great show. That would be a crazy one to
Yeah, it's 2027. Oh my God.
And a new album.
I don't know. Tool was cooking like that. Damn.
I carry my.
Ideally, you want multiple people for all.
I got as quick as I used to be.
And still the fastest gun.
You know, I got to be honest.
I thought I was going to be winning in placements and with my support way more.
But I guess I'm asked.
I guess it makes sense. It's just.
I mean dude I thought I had a better support in my bag maybe I don't maybe my teammates are terrible
It was me I mean dude that last game bro someone went 14 and 16 on my team like
Also, I'm pretty sure hazard is terrible. Maybe this guy will shock the world
You can show up now.
Nice!
I'm staying safe until the one night.
We'll be fine when I'm out.
No problem.
We'll be fine when I'm out.
Retreat.
You're a god.
I should have just put my power in that town.
I think you're a good god.
You're enough in this game.
Damn.
Highline should never knock me down.
That's a good way to describe it.
It should always be down.
I
Sorry dies here
What are your first point bars?
Oh, see, you're saying such a- is it actually worth putting?
Like, you?
Okay, sorry, I'm a little stupid.
Wow.
I did the biggest thing with her all it almost feels like I'm a DPS I don't know
I'm just fucking up with it.
Sounds like that.
I can't go up from here. I don't know where.
Oh
Get away, bro
I'm going to use my ult.
Save your ship for when you ult.
Does that mean I ult, like shift into my ult?
Like that, and then.
I can't believe my power on top was kind of working.
Oh my god, my pylon recharge is slow too.
like when I come out of my all I shit like that maybe I see the mark like I
see it so when I use my all it puts a mark on their head like a son right or
something
I know it's 45 and listen just to be clear I will gladly take a free W right now so
It's like Phoenix into a bucky hole.
So how long does the sun stay on their head?
You're so bad and you use the wrong form of your and you're fucking stupid.
You don't see me saying that about you.
You know what I mean?
Fuck you, man.
I'm literally tabbed in this fucking rat following since 15 minutes ago.
Yeah, go to a different stream, buddy.
I got a dispute over here with you, Chad.
I felt like I wasn't buying it. I don't know. I did all of a sudden. I was fucking dead
Maybe that guy was right
I don't know why D.va kind of went in so I like went in with my bro kind of I don't
No, we're just going down swinging together
So like Tracer just wants to like stick me with his ult, that's it bro.
Alright, I'm glad you're a big fan, man.
There's no way for me to really dodge that either, right?
Like, Moira could kind of shift that.
I'm gonna relax bro relax let me let me lock in let me lock in hang on everyone remember
seven and eight bro remember seven and eight hang on hang on let me cook all right ready
we win this fight
I got rid of the salt out bro
I just don't get it
I'm really I'm really trying to figure this shift out bro please leave me alone
Please leave me alone, bro
I thought that was it like I thought that was my banger all and no one died
What happened?
The Suzu literally ripped that entire thing, bro.
of
the two of us work in a tournament and I got two there
Forgiveness, forgiveness is very bad.
My luck.
That was the right idea, though, with the Oliver, I guess.
I'm sorry I'ma try and combat with you bruh.
fucking character what the fuck like what the fuck this is silver by the way I
should have just waited an hour baby yeah you're right and I have that you
I'll keep the pile on in that same spot like that, right?
Okay.
the stand around
we won't lose
there's a barge, you know it
it's too far
then put it closer
we have enemies now
they are not prepared
Okay, so I feel like I played good again kind of I know I've died a lot I've
thought about twice and I guess I am 10 and 10 in theory without the falls you
know I should have had so many more kills man this this carry keeps cleansing my
fucking team wipes bro
My Mora has 37 kills and 11,000 damage.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, my Mora is actually in.
Don't you ever feel remorse for the pain you have caused?
Pain makes one stronger.
You should know that better than anyone.
So Chad, is there any world where you take the left one here?
Do you usually always take sunburn?
Like, left click while using solar?
Oh, I guess it's a different...
You just always take sunburn?
Everything's online.
Functionality looks good.
One last diagnostic check can hurt.
of
I'm sure you're doing.
Did you all have a blessed day, baby?
That's really nice.
Okay.
You know, hey, we got a win and I do like a lorry even though I didn't do that right there.
Good aim!
Really good aim out of that Winston play.
Go again.
Wait.
Hey, gold three boys, look out!
So you almost want to use it and then shift on them with the burst damage, right, because
you're trying to blow them essentially. Yeah?
Sounded a little crazy, but like you're trying to make them
blow up, right?
Select your hero.
I'm like, bang, carry, wait, we have a kind of like, damn.
Enter anyway.
Yo Matt, Trey, Coke, Ebel, thank you for the subs guys, command, thank you for a sub,
Hammer, thank you for your Twitch subs as well, I appreciate all the love guys, thank
you for all the love man.
Tim is old and gold?
Yeah, but let me find my main character, bro.
Alari might be the goat.
Wait, it's the real one?
Do you still play this game?
Oh, shit.
Yo, it's A-33 on YouTube, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
They say work smarter, not harder, but want to do both.
I really like just a lari's kit the way she works she really is kind of I you
know it's funny she does kind of remind me of Dorn Dorn with the turret maybe
Maybe I have just a one trick, bro. Like a turret one trick.
I played Kiri. I played Kiri.
I forgot, dude.
That was so stupid of me.
I literally forgot, like, I knew there was a win on it and I just randomly opened my gun.
Yeah.
The more is my only DPS on Marvel, there's a theme.
Alright buddy.
Amen.
I got Bucky in the bag.
Like Roadhog.
Alright.
of
Let's go but from the pussy
I can't put that there.
I'm gonna put it out as an ass.
Where did Bro just come from? Where did that guy... that dude all of a sudden was coming behind me?
I don't have to break the pile on to move it.
Oh, sure.
That's good balance.
I didn't know that.
Stop their bare face.
Keep your door open.
Stay here.
Oh, yes, the queen.
Come on, here.
Stay away.
Keep your pile on.
You don't need pile on me, bro, please.
I was really hoping it was just gonna heal me eventually.
I mean, that felt personal.
That was definitely a I'm gonna hold Tim moment, I would say.
far away
I'll show them what I'm made of.
Get a load.
Move in with the robot.
Enemy over here.
Approaching the final destination.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
I still can't figure her out.
You know what's just very odd about her is like, ultimate feels like a DPS all.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Like a lot of the other supports that I play, I always feel...
I always feel like a support, and her ult is like damaged. It's very odd.
And I like it, I'm just still trying to fucking, you know how to use the damn thing.
I need some help!
K.A.R.R.R.
I'll follow you.
When you want it.
Yeah, with me.
Huh?
Don't do this.
I'll shoot up!
Keep it together.
Stay out of this.
Felt good.
I do. Thank you, bro.
Cynical, thank you for the 5 gift and kick subs, bro.
I see you over there. Thank you, brother.
Damn, that was a good pun.
That was me, and that was when I was like,
where did bro just come from?
That was literally that moment
where I was like, where did this guy just come from?
And he killed me in the back.
I
Be in a lorry one trick bro. She's fun. Someone said I should try Juno well if I'm gonna play Juno
I gotta get this right so I look sick or is it wait where's the myth?
I don't need to try bro. Let me just unlock it
Yo, Tim, while you have a hero selected, you can hold F1 in the hero details and pop
up and then you can press middle mouse button and hover over the abilities.
Yo, I appreciate, Kyler, I think you're just being kind and I do appreciate the...
I don't know the CVV, bro, I can't buy it.
Um, thank you for the 20 and thank you for the love.
I do know that.
I did know that.
So, hey, thanks for the support, bro.
Paradox, I know you're just gifting five
because it's like meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
and I do appreciate you kind of for the record.
Bro got saved because I, I, you know,
could you imagine if these loot boxes
had the mythic senate?
You know, hear me out overwatch.
Oh my God, I just got an epic.
Let's gooooooooo!
Let us gooooooooo brethren!
We are up!
The tables are hot!
Never getting off this game.
Dorado boys, come on!
For the classics!
If my one teammate to pick Pariaus go with this, fuck.
That actually turned the tap, but fuck.
Oh my god. That was so close.
Is this a Judo angle?
Is this guy trying to get me DMC-8 on the main stage, Ronald?
How do I meet his mic? Me? Yeah. What's his name? Who is it? Sandy. It is indeed a
Alright boys, never really played Juno first time trying, first time caller, see how this
goes man.
Alright, okay, let's take a look at the abilities.
My gun heals and damages, okay the ray, like welcome to orbit!
Heels and does damage
Okay, this is like a yeah, that's like a heel and damage
right and then I
Can fly she can fly around. Yeah, and then
She has an O ring
And that's it
What I can hover with space
I
Chat left or right for the perks Pulsar torpedoes lock on faster. I feel like that's pretty good reduces the cooldown of the torpedo
I don't know actually left and then right I boost his active if fires continuously
Wait, I gotta do the, come on, let's go team!
Rem one, Rem one.
Scott suits up
I pass it, I was not enjoying the experience.
I
Just like am I supposed to keep going?
Yeah, I can't honestly, I don't really know what the fuck's going on
It's going on.
There was one somewhere if we can touch him.
Yeah, that is good.
So left and right someone said
I
Give me that
I do no mean
Seems the soul has made it.
Let me try.
Not here!
Take out the machine!
Get in here!
Jacob!
Oh, he's shaking it all.
I don't know, I don't know.
Don't let them, don't let them to be up.
No, no, no, no.
Type-C, I'm out.
K.
The amount of times I get fucking solo ulted is UNFUCKING believable, dude.
Left or right?
Oh, that's way awesome.
Okay, I see.
Oh, I got it back.
I
Die
So does my alt call down directly where I am?
I think I've noticed that.
So it's on me.
Oh my god.
Where's the one with my left?
No, no, no.
Oh wow.
Shit.
Now you're going to do a lot of damage for me.
Yeah
Negative
the way we can get rid of that cast.
I'm not afraid of slimes, mate.
Oh, where that at, mate?
Come on.
Okay, I just I don't know in my head. I feel like my alt is like something that should counter something like that, but
I don't know
We got locked up there like we were pushing that entire time and then all of a sudden we just locked up
I don't know what happened. I
I have played too much rivals brother. You know roll and core thank you for your two shows paradox. Thank you again for the
Good Juno again, I feel like I did okay
There's a Chun Lee Juno skin someone tell cypher
I need the gun I know I went to get it but I don't have it
I will never forget how I'm protecting my new home.
Okay, I am definitely reloading way too much.
I just realized I have 180 bullets.
Oh my God.
Attackers incoming
No
Thank you
I will say the Lucio is kind of tough cuz like I don't really have good solo healing for myself
And he's kind of everywhere but with me, you know
You come back up like it'd probably be better if I was playing with a little more of a more sustained healer with me
Really just came back tonight.
Nice.
That Arissa H shit?
Yeah, I mean she literally got anti-bass.
of
and like I don't know I couldn't get to my orisa
I
Have you what was happening during your during your switch?
I was just zoning out, I was doing it because of the bomb.
of
the
Oh my gosh, bro, we're just gonna lose I guess I don't fucking know what's going on
I don't know I feel like I'm not
I
Don't make you fucking damn
I
We have to play off
I'm fucking...
Casual, I mean.
Why?
Thank you, Chappers, for saying I'm a W or something.
I really appreciate it.
W Glaze, Chapp, W Glaze, bro.
What am I doing?
I'm chowing an ash? Like, what the fuck am I doing? Hello?
Hello, hello, I just tossed everything
El Gino
I just want to give him a chance
I think this is the right play if my wrist is killing everyone.
One more time.
Fourth, fourth.
I'll be back.
I hear Bob's treating this guy.
I mean I mean it was my first time playing Juno I guess MVP I'll take that
Oh
That would kind of hurt bro, what's this? I need to see the stats of that. What do you see that shit again?
Maybe I shouldn't have played you, I don't fucking know.
I didn't feel like I was doing that bad though, that's why I didn't swap it.
I mean I had the most healing in the game and 6200.
I don't know bro.
I don't know, Jim.
Where's my spray up bro?
See chat you can't even do this bro.
Filter, season one, wait, where's my spray up?
Where's my spray up?
Where? Where is my spray?
There she blows.
Found her.
Gotta put this on my new character so I can flex on everyone.
I gotta go.
That was a tough game, bro. I felt I don't know. I felt like we should have won that one
Like I felt that one should have been a W
Maybe I should have just swapped I gotta put on domino to yo good comms chance my guys get paid the big bucks, bro
Where she?
Is there an equip all option for this because I want this on every single character that
I have.
I
Got a muck of you
I can't buy the Juno gun yet chat. I can't
Which knows my CVV I know actually I could take like tax some
Yo, what's the CV for the card
Maybe I shouldn't text that actually, high-key, yeah.
Never mind, don't text that!
I'll play Juno again, bro.
Boomer text!
Yeah...
I'm not 70 in TBC boys I fall off
off that parlance some of the UCL today I did and lost and I'm ass
Let's do this.
I insist that you start dressing up for the halving parties.
I always dress up.
You can't be starved off ninja every year.
Hello.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Stop the pain.
I, you know, I can't play Gino, I can't do any reload, too much.
At least now I knew that for that, that's good.
I
I'm going to get caught and reload too much for this character and it's insane.
Oh
Holy my tank just like walked my tank was up fighting on the corner when we're getting dove in the back bro
And then my soldier just ults, I don't know, at all.
got three tapped out of the fucking air she should rise man
I'm just getting three tapped by this fucking McCree bro
like we are getting tank gaps pretty heavy here
I
Is you're supposed to have as much healing as mercy or am I kind of pop it right now bro, you know what I'm saying
I
Am no shit
I'm gonna wear the Chun Lee so I feel like I'm playing for tonight and overwatch
Oh chat, can I be honest with you, bro?
I had no idea that Fortnite and Overwatch had a collab.
And those were two games that I played.
Isn't that crazy?
I guess this is Street Fighter.
Oh shit, wait, what?
Yeah, dude, you know what's kind of crazy?
I think Chun-Li is from Fortnite now. Oh my god.
Yo, Fortnite has entered my brain.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, Fortnite has me in a choke all right.
Forgot Chun-Li was even from Street Fighter.
I thought she was from Fortnite now. Holy!
Yeah. Yeah.
That's definitely the definition of brain rob, bro, for sure.
My brain has been rotted so much by Fortnite
shortfall content that I thought Chun Li is only from 4.9 now. I forgot she's from Street Fighter.
Oh, emo daughter.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My tank is literally playing Mr. Heroes right now.
I'm not gonna literally go in a lorry and just shit on this cast.
Is he spitting out?
Wow, they were kind of gaming right there bro, you see that shit?
You see that shit?
Okay.
The geno's fun, okay.
Second, overall, like, time-wise, I think my second game ever on her.
I don't think I ever played her, otherwise.
It's kind of funny, I've been through these placements, these support placements without
characters I typically play.
It's kind of fun learning them.
Geno is fun.
I think the biggest thing for me is skill gap-wise. I don't even know what I used that for.
I could be...
Other than taxing my team slightly, you know?
That's the actual diversity though, that's so cheeky.
Why do I have Mercy fly back with me?
I might all can maybe win this.
You gotta get some pressure on a fight.
My jumper queen needs to go in.
I'm about to make her with my owl.
Shit.
I think we lose this one too
Maybe it's me I don't know
Wow.
I guess I, dude, I don't know what happened, I think my Junker Queen has some kills at
the end there.
I'm like
Wow
Hey, we did it we got a win with Juno there that felt pretty good I dude and that's another game where it's like
I didn't feel like I was playing that bad
No, Plat 5? Maybe I'm just a Plat player.
Alright, two more, boys.
Give me two seconds, I'll be right back.
Bye, boys.
two more placements it's looking like I'm just a plat player now apparently but I
feel like I can get diamond pretty quick what's the order again platinum guy I
wish someone would bend me over and clap my cheeks red 25 gifted subs bro and
just like that you're the number one gift for the week bro and I wish you
would bend me over and clap my cheeks except that not in the way that you
think I'm saying that hey can I get a W for red and the 25 gifted boys hey
Let's go man. Thank you, bro. Absolute legend out of red bro 25 gifts. Thank you
It's what is it diamond masters gm
There's no mind in the tongue select your hero
Perfect for 26 on twitch brother, I appreciate you
Was this a brig angle though bro?
You guys haven't even seen my brig, yo my brig is kinda cracked thoughts on that?
Don't do it please, is she mad right now?
Why do I ban Bastion?
I don't know bro, cause I just don't fuck with him like that.
I would have banned him.
You guys vibing with that? You're cool with that?
I just don't mess with him, bro.
Yo, what if this is a free gangle, though, Ponce?
I do an old-school one here, boys.
An old-school?
Uh, do I go...
Yo, yo, Stiffy Gippen.
Red with the 50 give me!
Do you hear that?
Stop it.
This is conflict.
Hey, 50 give me that out of my boy Red.
Let's go, man.
Red, you're an absolute go.
I appreciate the love, brother.
And thank you for the support, my bad.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, you were the number one gifter with 25 and now 75 today.
Woo!
Wait!
Bro was on top and I don't mind it.
That sounded kind of wild.
You can get the point now, Megan.
Chat left or right?
Do I have to make double jump to hover?
Or I get lifesteal? I feel like lifesteal, right?
I don't know what's going on.
Fuck's going on
I have 5% accuracy. Oh my god, you're up. Let me lock in there
This guy's just locking us down.
Wow, we have a DC and this is a bad DC and this one's hard.
I
Which park chat secondary fire charges 20% amenable game second percent of harmony they both heal
Right, second army.
I'm dropped with us.
I
Know
So
We're only winning
They had a PC
Like my tank let's keep I want to keep something a minor not their tank DC'd and his 7 and 0 my tank is 4 for
That's not a good voice that ain't good
I tried to dodge that should I are all brosie
I just need this guy to go Reinhardt, bro. Straight up.
I mean, if he's gonna go, like, look at our team and they had a DC, bro.
Holy fuck.
Joy, joy, joy to the world.
You okay? You can help work for me.
This ends now.
I
Laced my hole
I wish someone would see over my cheek.
Ah!
Hey there!
Yo, we're losing this game.
I'm actually gonna go.
Red winner, 25 gifted, bro.
Why not?
Hey, thank you, brother.
Why not?
I appreciate you, man.
Holy, we're losing this game, boys.
Strap it in and strap it on.
They have had two DCs and we're still losing, man.
Yo, Red, I really appreciate the love, man.
Thank you, bro, for real.
Thank you for another whatever that is, gifted, bro.
Thank you, brother. Um, I think I have to swap off Zen, because I don't think this is gonna work.
I gotta be honest, bro. After playing Zen there, that felt fucking awful. Can I tell you that straight up?
Like, that didn't feel good at all, man.
I- I- It just didn't. I don't know what it is. It's just it didn't feel good.
You're in the dark place.
Honestly watching to try to get my vibes up. Well, I hope the vibes get better brother
You know what I mean? There's a lot of highs and lows in life and even in the lows
There's some hope you know what I mean brother. I appreciate you man.
I also got a hundred and six months twitched in the middle of that game from check and he goes over watch
Please tell me I woke back up and we're in 2016. We basically are brother. I appreciate your hundred six months, man
I'm check. Hey, can I get a W from this guy? Well red with the 86 gifted bro showing mad love and then also
And then also this guy check please with a hundred and six month reset bro. I
Think my D.va is trying to make me lose this game
How are we winning this?
Stop using all my right click.
Does it heal over time or is it only when the beam's out?
Brother, I feel like I gotta pump it in and set it by over here.
But I mean, once again, just keep context going here.
No, my tight shot will throw the game.
one thing that's happening to me and my all is sometimes I don't want to be
flying anymore
Oh my god, I'm already dead.
It is still 4v5.
They literally had a DC.
We started winning.
They got their team back. We started losing.
And then they got another DC.
That's my tank. That's my tank.
No, we should lose this game. This team, I'm not exaggerating. This may be the worst
performance I've ever seen. I'm rapidly getting excited, bro. He seems to love the performance
my team's giving it like I was saying. I'm so glad I got these guys as teammates. You
know what I mean? Like these guys are the greatest of all time, man. We'll look
I've come to the conclusion, no one dies in my fucken all, and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I specialize in 4v5s because I'm dead.
Yo, this team, yo, that was a gift. We just got a gift from Overwatch themselves.
That's the tank difference up play.
They had a 4v5 and their tank did better in my tank.
I love you too. I think that a year.
4v5 too.
You know boys wins a win you know what I mean I'll take it I'll take a win there
Did we deserve it? No, did we get it? Yes
And I'm platform early here one more game boys
66 is a faster cue than the 5v5. I mean the biggest thing I don't understand right now
is there seems to be a very big split in the Overwatch audience between 6v6 or 5v5 being
Spirit
Gibraltar I know so many spots, but I could play a larry on you know slate 36 on YouTube. I appreciate you brother I
For what it is worth I kind of like both personally. Oh good. That's circuit boy. I'll one bro. I
Think it's a tank though it's 6v6 a little more fun
Hey bullet, thank you for 52 on YouTube as well, I can't remember if I heard that, thank
you.
Thank you bro.
I will say 6v6 is the classic, you know, like that's the mode, that is it.
Okay, all this supports I've been playing through all these placements.
I feel like Ellari is the one I'm having the most fun on, so I'm gonna finish this
last game with her.
Ellari.
5v5 is just fundamentally flawed.
I
Play Anna anymore. I mean I have a ton of hours on it. I just I don't know some of the newer supports feel more fun to me
And it does have a lack of movement
Hey, Lord
Yeah.
And he's still on site.
I'm just killing my old team.
I'm just gonna get you to just flank and like, kill everyone, bros, crazy.
Oh, now I have a DC, bro.
You gotta be kidding.
Oh.
Wait, the game is continuing?
No way.
Passball, passball.
I don't kill anyone there I use I use my
I use my shift I guess I don't have the perk or whatever.
Suzu again, bro.
Fucking fuck me.
And we have a DC, wow, this sucks, this is not one of my placements then.
Well, unfortunate way to end the place.
I guess
Now I can leave did that count as my last placement oh it didn't
So that didn't count as a loss
I mean, I feel like it shouldn't have counted as loss.
The game hasn't ended yet, so it didn't count.
Well, it says I still have one more placement.
I mean, I'm just going to do it whatever, and we'll see what it says, okay?
have I ever played CS go have I ever played CS go brother allow me to explain to you how
I was one game off to being able to be considered professional I just got to another legendary
By the way, and just for the record, that is back-to-back legendaries out of my loot boxes, bro.
Tim's rocked. Should I go up in CS cases?
Oh, it's not cap. It's literally not cap.
Is Tim hard stuck, plan? To be hard stuck would mean I can't get out.
So, no. Not hard stuff, Plat. I'm doing all my placements, and then if I really want, I can grind Tank, maybe play with some friends.
Now, could I solo out of Plat? The answer to that is also yes. Yes, I can.
Select heroes to ban.
Yo GG, I was a soldier.
I think I'm just gonna start banning everyone that comes to my chat and says GG afterwards
I was the so-and-so, you know what I mean?
Like especially if I lose like I think I'm just gonna start banning them like cuz it makes me feel better
You know like you know like if they just beat me and they come in like yo Tim GGI just beat you
I'm like all right sick bro ban. You know what I mean?
This makes me feel better. Yo GGI. I was to payload bro nice
Tim says he almost went pro in every game that it gets a high rank and no that's not true. I literally
was one game I played in I played go look at there might be Vodsman I
definitely streamed it I don't know if they're there anymore our matches of
umpwin up in France we were one game off being able to can be considered
professional players yes we were okay and then peak overwatched him I could
I coulda went pro. I coulda went pro.
I coulda went pro bro.
I have a serious serious question.
How in the fuck did this bash hit up here?
How is that possible?
Proges all of a sudden popped up out there!
Get this, GG.
I can already talk. Wait, let's get him on that one.
This kid's a fucking platform god, bro. It's over.
That's the spirit.
Brother, I have enough hours in this game to be able to tell
when my team is about to get rolling.
And that is what's about to happen.
Straight up positioning, this Bastion's positioning is insane, I can just tell you so.
I'm telling you, I can tell we are old.
His soldier is doing whatever he wants, like no one can kill this guy and the Bastion,
for that matter.
I mean, dude, the Bastion and the Cat are queued together.
It's bite and no bite.
These guys are going to be little demons, bro.
of
the
Oh
This shield from this guy is so fresh
You see but a fraction of me.
Attack! You're not alone!
What do you want me to do? Get close!
I see an enemy!
I'm literally about to hold that Bastion.
No one can kill that Bastion of 30 so frustrating.
Stop letting my heal fully run out and it goes on cooldown.
Is that real? It goes like, oh, it goes on a long cooldown?
I'm sorry for even trying to... I'm sorry.
I shouldn't even consider that. That's what I saw me. That one's on me.
Am I here?
I'm a black angle.
How the fuck did he get here?
I gotta be honest with you, Jeff.
I cannot believe you just fall out of them.
All right, winnable boys winnable
This is over watch huh not a single person not a single one of my teammates in bush
Now we can communicate.
Oh, I got it.
Am I blind? Could you guys see that guy?
Am I blind?
No, I didn't even see him.
Dude, I literally had no idea I just died.
I had no clue.
I'm just deaf? Okay, got it.
I see an enemy.
See, you guys are telling me not to burn my whole pool now, but it's like I need to do that even when I die.
Oh
You guys see my Cassidy out there, that was kind of electric
I got to kill with my ult, chat I might have fun with it, I got to kill him, I think.
Like I actually got value with my ultimate.
Does this shift do damage without the upgrade?
shift launches direction knocking on his back
but this Reaper I swear I don't see this guy at all and then all of a sudden he's
just on my head and now I'm dead. That's the experience I've had with this Reaper.
I
Don't say you should feel like a low-ranking
I'm standing here.
See that, a lorry also had a battle. Nice, it's not just me.
I'm not sure, I think just trying to help the Reaper and the Reaper can die.
I think that's what happened, I'm not ever so sure.
I don't know what's going on bros is wild
I didn't know he can shoot it so it's like a ball
Oh, lordy.
I'm not a really good off-amels on this map, or a lari.
Dude says tape notes on what?
Fuck this bro talking about.
So I don't need to shoot it immediately.
I just learned that.
That's my last all.
I can hold...
I can just hold the Sun. I thought I had to like pull it immediately.
I love that MVP screen.
Hey, don't say of course, bro. 17,000 healing.
This is my Genji who died 17 times said, Gigi, be sure to gift me a hundred for the carry, Tim.
him. Oh, so I did place platform. Okay, so, okay, so the DC game must have counted because
I'm in platform F. So that because I just won with that. That was my first game in platform.
Okay, good calibration. Good calibration. It realizes wait a minute, we made a mistake.
This guy's not supposed to be down here.
Alright, flat four boys.
Okay.
So all my individual roll cues, I'm definitely best on tank.
Actually kind of find a hard to believe my damage and my support are the same I
Feel I genuinely actually feel like I'm better on sport than I am on damage straight up
Tank has always been my strongest
Now here's a question chat to be keep going
I'm getting my DPS out bro
Now that I did my placement solo, I feel like I can play with friends now, like if last
wants to play and stuff.
I don't think he's on anymore, but I got to play Vendetta.
I have a serious question, brother.
Do you think I'm the kind of guy, and let's keep in mind here, I'm 36, like, do you
think I'm the kind of guy that's going to be able to play Vendetta?
You know what I mean?
Let's really put our heads together here.
Do I seem like the kind of guy that's going to be able to do that?
I'm 36 years old then.
Not a little demon.
All right then.
Unks too old now bro.
She's not hard.
Don't lie bro, don't lie.
beat my kind of character dead ass. Alright, time to instill life in dead end throw. You're
so talented. Is that a paint chart? Route 66, I love it. Route 66, yay! Route 66 team,
come on guys! Come on guys, for the vibes! Shirley, this does not land on Havana. Hooray!
your hero my turret am I fucking torb one trick bro actually maybe my turret you
know what I won't ban vent out of here I will ban Sabra I'm gonna ban Dominic
She's so good and I'm in a band.
I just go to those two.
My team's probably gonna give that better.
Cat, do you think the cat band is valid?
Gotta go to gotta do it man. Gotta pull out the Torbjorn, brother
I'm not gonna play Marvel this week.
Yes, I think
I think yes
I mean Dom DM me bro if you got some both that's I'm in
Listen here here's what I would say like right now. I am very much enjoying overwatch, but I am also enjoying
horrible, you know
So it's like
I'm kind of torn
future bad stack for MVP. Campbell I knew I liked you. I love the bet. How about Cowboys
win the Super Bowl next year? Chat thoughts on that? Pretty good bet.
I made this in my heart and hearts. I hate Echo. I hate playing against Echo. I hate
the character. I hate everything about Echo. If someone plays Echo, I don't like them
There's a person!
I think I think I have to swap I have to go more hits game against this bro like this
Echo is just gonna fly around and fucking jerk off.
I can't go my turn, bro.
What's happening?
Yo, echo mercy makes fair mercy look like the greatest thing of all time, like echo
mercy.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna tweak.
I
Just shoot her in the head
I'm watching your stream brother. Thank you, man. Let's win the game now
Turn my stream off, and let's lock in and win.
Alright.
What is happening right now on my screen?
The Echo!
I'm banning Echo for the rest of the day.
I'm gonna ban Echo.
I'm banning Echo for the remainder of my life.
This guy's floating around just floating dude look at me float I'm fucking at go look at
Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah
Bro is doing
Good round
Turn his computer off.
Fucking ban him from the live servers.
What do I even do?
What the fuck do I do against?
Fucking lie, this is hard to watch.
Let me help you out then, pop.
Here, fucking ban.
Alright, bam.
go let me let I can't I bug my fucking mouse and I can't
You're banned. Let me help you! Get out!
I have to do is shoot her in the fucking head that's it
I
Thought I got a shooter in the head
So, here they come again.
Can you, crap?
Same warning shots right now, chat.
I'm letting them know that I couldn't take them out, but I'm not.
of
I
Aim
is this Winston a big fan buddy good lord man
and
I'm doing it
I'm killing this fucking Winston
I like how they're on me
like I'm the dick
like they're on dick
I
Actuating the barrier
I
Walk in that character
The punch in the corner
I don't know how to fuck with them, either way, you know what I mean?
It's in, it's in, it's in...
The rest of the game...
I'll bring you the stocks for now on!
The payload...
I should play Reaper more apparently.
They load us off the line!
Over there!
Just a second! Engage!
The target is weakened!
I think the right click is good, right?
This is an almost Johnny thing or whatever.
I don't really know the range on this bitch, no, I'm kidding.
What the fuck?
I just almost...
What's that?
Just curing?
of
I locked in on Reaper, locked in bro, like full locked in, you know what I mean?
Full locked!
The dust had to come off a little bit, that's right.
I
Through second for 53 on YouTube, bro, I appreciate it
I didn't realize this might actually charges pretty fast
I should come out of here with something they wouldn't expect, bro.
Passion or something.
Dude, the opener?
You have a hunt.
Hold on, what am I gonna do, actually?
Make this engineer.
Wanna go BOD?
that soldier is popping
She's so weak. No way. She played out back. I was actually so well done by
Not all was good.
Damn.
That dragon is really good.
It's gonna do Reaper. I just play around that point.
50 out of Super Chat. Yo, it's him. It's her. I'm happy to have out Tank Loves
the person, him and the whole family. You're a legend, bro. Don't forget.
Hey, thank you, Jared. I appreciate the brotherhood.
It's pretty tough, man, but every day is going to get a little better, I appreciate it, bro.
My thinking here is I can play Reaper and try to play around the packs, and I'll put
a long story short, on Tuesday we found out he had stayed for in the Poma, and they
said we'll have probably like three to six months with him and uh he ended up
passing away over the weekend so
unfortunately I kind of talked about it on stream more yesterday officially for
the first time that's the short of it so it is ass yes
Alright, we just gotta hold them here for four and a half minutes, shot.
Have you guys ever done a hold like this?
That is the one thing.
I can just bully that Winston, maybe.
Oh my soldier went back to a mirror. I don't like that at all
Like he was doing really well on soldier. I like them on soldier
I'm making it work kind of
Unfortunately, like my whole team, we basically have to play to perfect this entire time.
I really do need to be right-clicking more.
I haven't played Reaper at all this season.
I play him at season 0, or like 1, but I can't really play him that much.
I got really well, like they weren't grooving around me.
No way bro.
Tim sold my bread.
What?
Play of the game.
Okay, fucking hi.
Fuck that guy.
Oh come on calibration give me a break
3099 that's not bad at all. I did better than both of the other deep. What was the gap here?
Honestly, when you look at the stats, our team did better.
Her Mercy was playing really well in pocketing that Echo.
Oasis, boys, give me Oasis, give me Oasis.
I don't know if this lands in my one teammate that picked that Atlas, bro.
Thank God.
Thank God, bro.
Oh wait, one minute.
I'm still going to hurt this man's an addict.
Yeah, true bro.
This guy just said 18, match lost.
Have you lost 18 games in a row?
Is that what you're telling me?
Is that what that guy's saying?
Do you think there's EOMM in this game too?
possible bad message show you should uninstall over what the fuck is bro
talking about you he said I'm lit crying 18 match lost you should uninstall over
my team are shit I can do nothing we lost the game brother this is it this
guy this guy is in his own fucking asylum right now
bro i'm tired of the low ranks
you know what me too bro i agree with this guy
i'm tired of bad players yo i have this dude has already lost the game and the
The game hasn't even started!
I actually almost came out as in because I was doing so well out of last game.
He goes why, why, why?
We lost with a point once and Baro's already had enough.
He's had enough.
Oh my god, that was such good rest, I'm done.
Yo bro is just dressed, can I look at, I can't look at his majesty, I want to see
how much he's lost.
I chose this.
Bro's going through it, man.
He's kind of right though, bro. Our team is kind of ass.
I
Can't bring this all to me
Not another kill on the way out boys, you know what I'm saying
Hey, you had the stats!
My team?
Yeah.
I think I'm in loser's queue with this guy unfortunately, bro.
It's the guy crying going three.
No, it's our tank.
Oh giving up that's right we are overwatch let's go
No
I really just need someone on my team to get a kill
It's not me because I feel like so far the only person getting kills on my team is me. She's not good
I
Know this guy's lost it he's lost the plot
Oh
I'm killable I guess type shit broke killed everyone got it. That's my go okay
I just
I'm one of the like tank busters in this game and I used my ultimate ability and
and the snakes scared it and just ate it.
Either way.
Don't wait for all this.
Don't wait.
I was gonna play with that me, but he hopped it.
It's really annoying.
I'm so fortunate that I at least see a bad lap.
My character's not real life.
Oh
My god, we're gonna lose
I mean to be friendly gaga planning is seven of course, so I guess
Yeah, I kind of forgot about my double shotgun ability came in lining up
Ready for this gonna send this guy to your GG tank this battle set him over the edge, bro
Yo GG tank this I
Mean yo not for nothing. No it was actually I hope I never see them again in
my life. Yo bro just said that in our batch chat. I mean it is kind of a tank
cap is it not? Don't calibrate me. Come on! I don't deserve this. I have five and
nine Lucio! How's that even possible? Brode and 30 and Brodmus did more damage
There's an healing!
Oh my god.
That's insane, bro.
and you're about to start playing overwatch don't don't even worry about it brother
And if you're curious about the kind of teammates you get, if you just go walk outside down like
maybe a downtown LA, your teammates are basically the people on the side of the road, man,
essentially with the mental capacity they got. So.
Oh, this is insane, brother.
Oh, you just redownloaded it. Let's go road W then hop in.
25 and Campbell, what is Overwatch with the TTS stream on?
Well, here's the thing.
Can I tell you guys something?
WIPS doesn't enjoy working.
Okay, WIPS is at a point where he hates to do work.
And I mean, for example, he put a message in our chat over here at four in the
afternoon and said, I'm gonna go lay down a little bit and then eat.
Like that's just what he's doing right now in the middle of the
workshop. You know what I mean? And so the problem is, if I try
and do TTS, he needs to be here and he needs to do more work.
So he doesn't want to do TTS.
Select your hero.
at this point whips has been afk for two and a half hours
like when do I how do you know anyone here run a business do you write them up like what do I do to
like dock his pay is that what I do I've never lost three in a row is this the same Lucio
Yeah, beat that ass. Is this the same Lucio?
Someone go rewind on YouTube, bro.
Oh, I give him a raise. Oh, okay.
All right, well, I can't lose three in a row, surely.
No shot, you're actually 10-10, man.
I think I'm going to change my neighborhood.
See, it was OIP, the best chargrilled wings in Qs.
Yes.
Some of my favorite chargrilled wings I've ever had, bro.
That OIP, and then there was a spot called Sal's that was in Baldensville.
I don't know if it's still there South had really good char-grow wings, too
And I just want char-grow wings
It's almost seven o'clock
I'm glad that I'm trying to walk back and I'm just getting taken back shots. I'm in the fucking truck again. It's sick
I'm not taking back shots. You look like back shots
You know what I mean? Just try to talk about no back shots
Stagger
Good to see you.
It's M1 18 and 2 in my game today.
Cool. Give me a hundred gifted for your band.
What am I doing?
We can get you next I'm really trying to do is not top
Cactus really just for the office
Jack trust me this flank is gonna be worth it trust us trust us watch watch watch
Gonna be worth it was all gonna be worth
All gonna be weaver one weaver one we've won
behind you
you know what you don't bitch
did he just use his ult
to double right click me
we are up
did he just use his ult
did he just
only burn his ult
so he can double right click me up
on one of them
still one
I'm one of two. I'm doing well
I don't think they touch
I'm trying to make this so bad.
My awareness, my positioning, my decision making, it's all off.
all has shut my brain off with the supports.
Yeah, I'm cut there.
Very lucky.
I'm back, I still have a bullet
I'm gonna cast her back
Since we're high enough, we can move some ground
Pressure on shields
Got him
Told you to level left side
Ryan can die
Oh, he still can die
Moira, Moira, Moira, on point
And I'm just losing, I'm losing on 1v1
To a flatten of cats, cuz I'm ass!
Capscass, Capscass, Capscass!
Good shit, guys. Easy.
I'm 5 and 4, bro.
I'm an L.
No shot, this is dead.
No shot.
Nah, my team's just making fun of me, cuz I'm 5 and 4, bro.
I'm an L.
Dude, I'm actually an L, dude.
I'm going fucking dorm.
Don't talk to me.
Yeah, I'm not talking anymore, boys. I can't have no. I can't have no.
I am not playing. Chat, do you think I am suited right now to play Widow?
I'm 5 and 4 on Cassidy. I can't get an ult to save my life. I have a small...
...mental.
A possible bad message. Why does it say this? It's not curious.
Bro, just letting everyone know. Got it, man.
Never clicked that if you're streaming, could it say crazy stuff, okay, but that's good
to know.
Good cops, chef.
I play D.Va to Rhyme, but you're gonna try Doom.
Careful.
Kill em.
I'm gonna move down, hold choke.
He's getting easy.
You see, he dies here for sure.
I'm going to move down, hold choke.
Alright, I'm going to reload.
Maybe you can kill the Hager again.
Hit.
I'm just going to do this like blot.
If you aim, you can, what is that mean?
Zarya, what do you mean by that job?
One bubble?
Two bubbles, partner.
One, she's one, she's one, she's one.
Get ground, get ground, she's got a bubble here.
It's all hard to get here.
No bubble, she can ask, she can ask
I'm gonna push Snaggers
If that's played in the game chat, I try to throw my top 500 spray at the end there
You know what I mean bro
I'm so sorry for okay, okay, we're okay
I think I'm just a Torb player after all these years I'm just a Torb player boys okay
after they got one of these.
I want you for captain.
I need to not be here.
Oh, no I didn't. I should have hit it.
Oh, dammit.
weird that I'm kind of glad we're losing this point so I can get my turret thing so I can put in our
walls and have fun with it. We finished the time on the block. Oh yeah dude.
Sorry um the high ground point too so.
Unfortunately, Coach has me out of monkey band or else this would be over already.
I'm in D.Va or Zarya jail only.
Oh, fuck off, I'm sorry.
I should have taken her, I didn't want to kill her.
I'm not sure how far I go, there's already just a lot to do, the bar is here.
I'm lucky
There's a zoning all good zoning all boys
Okay, let's try a ground.
And you'll touch.
Okay, that's a portion.
Are we fried?
We're losing.
Is this the end of the game?
Yeah.
That's a fortune we fried we're losing this is me we're throwing
In the pre scares me just gonna go
There's both bubbles
I just got free top by applying acid around so
The cast is off high ground
Take one take one take one
Sorry myself I guess here
I guess these guys are better than us, bro.
So, I feel like my Mizuki should have ulted that last fight before that, no?
Like, am I tripping?
I think he had ult when he was running away. Like, I feel like he should have ulted with either there.
to our bagel
Maybe you need better friends.
Greetings!
Not that it matters to you, but I'm trying to help yourself out here.
Get a bit of pressure on that Weaver, I think.
Turret in position!
Get these fucking turrets, boss!
I can do that.
Give us as many fights at this point as we can get.
May the Lord!
We're on that flank force, Mizuki.
That's useless.
You don't think it'll hit him up there?
There's R.
Heal us, man.
Weaver one, weaver one, weaver one, weaver one.
I'm gonna get him back.
ones are ones are
It's already shooting about there, that is so funny
Just saving everybody
I'm on the ZAR, Zarka dies, Zarka dies
You're gonna die?
If you give me...
You can't let them push it!
Stop that payload!
No, it wasn't enough focus fire.
We're just gonna be on the same target.
We're bubble up hole, we'll save them.
If he was behind there's Aryan.
There's Aryan pushing us.
One bubble, so close to that, got him for sure, here's one bubble, see that, see that,
I
Got just ran away there chat. The Reaper was trying to kill me. I pulled up on a little hammer ran away from him
You see that get a couple of early pigs we just went
I think the bubble man saved me bro
Yo offensive toward angle
All right hear me out. I haven't seen this from me much
Actually, it's Bob. It's always Bob. I have three minutes to get Bob back even for this
I agree the high ground is gonna be
Important here. Yep
Have the high ground. I just think is there running double-hit scan too
I'm a crazy
I gotta say, even though we're in platinum here, these guys are communicating a lot.
Teams in a second prime?
That's right, dude.
Platform by second prime, boys.
one huge huge you run I didn't realize I was getting shot I think I'm gonna say
different stop stop
just wanted to even up the fight in that moment you know make him drop
HP
should have more shots off here
Oh
Shatter and we're yeah, they use other old say we win. Here's to hoping
Just pick
Where they hold
One more, one more.
Aw, shit.
He's dead quick.
Okay, hang on boys, hang on, I'm saving Bob.
I think it might have been worse, I think.
Because I'm Baby Diva and they just staggered me.
for alts from the bob
good you know
we got alts
oh we lost
did bro
snipe me?
I just get strenght's like, wild, or maybe did he hear the Kiri?
Did Kiri sell me with the cleanse?
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen.
pre-charge my push. I don't even know why my Kiri soothed me.
Oh my god. Hell no, I'm going again. I'm not demoting. I'm not going to Plat 5. No.
his POV I he must I don't know he had to have heard me it's the only thing that
Makes sense
Like all of a sudden he just charged my corner, bro
I think he accidentally fucking killed me, bro.
I literally don't think he like intent like he I don't think he knew I was there until my Kiri
You know what it was my Kiri was sitting in Maine and then keep he'd up to my flank
And I was just I got cooked I got fried oh
That one her bro
Sam my team pinged you went there. I got a ban you bro. I think I'm just gonna
He's been following me since 2018. Yo, Zahn were you that Ryan? They're just okay, Zahn
I'm gonna make this plane as simple one thing two thing one of the idea. I'm just gonna be in there man
No, I'm not I am fucking pissing you right now a little
And you're not it you're not a sub to me, but you've been following since 2018
So I feel like you should know better than to come in my stream after you I have a loss like that
You know what I mean? I and you're not even a sub so it's like if he was a sub
That's one thing right yeah fucking man. You know, he's a sub right, but I think I'm gonna ban you I think
And listen man, you're probably a great guy
This is more just this is overwatched him bro, this is fucking me and it's who I am and I need to be true to myself
My therapist said so.
So.
That's a low toxic mentality.
Here, you can fucking join him.
There, you're banned.
I want you to know, sun god,
I didn't even ban him and I'm still in my head
on whether or not I was gonna ban him,
but I did ban you just for the record.
So.
I should go to bed bro. I should just call it. What the fuck am I doing? I'm losing in Plat not having fun right now
I don't know. What am I doing? I don't know. I gotta take a walk. I'm gonna have a cigarette
I
Run over the fire gift it bro. Wow
Wow, when I said I was getting a sick, I meant food.
Okay, I think I'm going to keep this simple, all right?
I'm going to go till I lose.
If I win this next game, I keep going.
If I lose, Gigi, I'm fucking out.
And my little yogurt blueberry bowl with coconut yogurt
Epic run-in coming
I think the problem here's a big problem I'm running into right now
The biggest problem is my teammates are ass, okay?
But I'm so out of practice, I can't carry.
Oh, YouTube is dying, by the way.
Yo, YouTube channel.
Apparently YouTube is going down.
You guys are OK?
Apparently YouTube is cooked boys, 07.
Alright boys, if we keep winning, we play more.
We're still good here now some people are in my twitch chat saying YouTube crash form
Oh. Try this place, Soldier.
Select heroes to ban.
I remember this guy's name, Blue Moneyline. Or Blue ML. And the reason I remember it is because I thought his name meant Blue's Moneyline, like the hockey team.
I'm not sure.
Oh, it's taking that, sure.
he
Every soldier needs a cause
Even if there's someone that shit to be the best there's people in my twitch. I say the YouTube is down
That's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me and we might manage it anyway
Hi
Well YouTube Jack if you're over there watching you got like a special stream or something because most people can't see right now
and you know what I respected I play Ryan like that too
I'm gonna try it.
I'm sorry for even trying to all die I apologize that's why I'm sorry I won't do it again.
I just tried to ult, and I literally got hodled.
We have an on-ron versus a Reinhardt on point. Can I bet on the Reinhardt?
I'm gonna take your place.
We got a lot to do.
I'm on fire.
Be nice and clear.
I'm on fire.
I'm gonna take your place.
I shouldn't get that close to you.
It is so weird, like, I forget that the ult doesn't carry over, you know what I mean.
I'm so used to marble, which by the way, do you guys feel like that's a good thing?
Because I actually kind of mess with that.
I can't lie.
Like the ult carry over into the next point.
little things about this game that I think Marvel does better and there's things about this game
I think Overwatch does better you know? I think Marvel's got him on the replay system,
I think Overwatch has him on the band system, map coding, I think Overwatch has that.
You know what it does do though it kind of makes the game a little more I don't want to say skill
I think I'm gonna say skill
Like it makes you less off
I don't know what's happening
But I'm fighting her she's shooting a fucking crossbow and she has a small grab or some shit
Like what the fuck is that you let me all
Mercy okay mercy. I want you to know something bro. I really appreciate you trying to res me, but what the fuck man
All that did was stagger both of us
I'm just going to sit all up here by this character, alright.
That combo is kind of cool, but it literally did nothing.
So...sick.
Alright.
That break is not real life, bro.
She's literally not real life.
She's only trying to kill me.
Am I tripping, or is the entire other team holding their ultimate for me?
I mean this with all sincerity.
I genuinely, in my heart, feel like the other team is waiting for me to ult and then ult it.
That's what it feels like that's happening.
I'm a Smurf, so yeah.
No, I'm not Alex, I'm in Platinum.
It looks like your video whips I did our thing get community guideline did our
Vod just did our live stream just get age restricted is that the title today or is
yesterday how I don't know bro I never really tried to stream overwatch that
much on YouTube I'm probably too mad at people
I'm going to 1v1 this fucking crossbow shit
What is going on my on run hasn't gotten to kill in three rounds
OOOOWWWDS
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We're losing to that bro. We're losing to it. Oh my god, bro sell the team
Sell the fucking team. I watch the cowboys dude. Sell the team
Holy fuck, I literally can't believe it, that's such a good call, I'm dead.
I'm legitimately afraid of the healer, I like it.
I should have went fuck it was done bro
Was that my tree?
Was that my tree ultimate or am I...
Like after we won
Like that was my tree after we won right?
I hate everything bro
everything. I'm just getting shot at like you guys. Actually, fuck you, Chet.
That hit me by the way.
I want you to know that Reinhardt was gonna put me in the fucking wall. I watch you guys
know that. I thought XQC was washed but this is just another level.
I don't even know what I don't know maybe it's me bro maybe it's fucking me
You know
What is that melody my fucking balls hitting the roof
Okay, we have tree
life we were put me up somewhere bro I got my own
why is everyone on me
We are not fighting for now, it's like you're not dead!
We lose, GG!
Game!
This game, we lose, we fucking lose!
Welcome to orbit!
We can't care!
I guess I did drop on him, bro.
That was highly my fault.
Fucking A, bro.
I hate this game, bro.
I hate this fucking game, bro.
No, GG's too. Used to watch you back and overwatch one.
I expand.
How am I li- How statistically is this even possible?
How does this team lose this game?
We have better stat lines across the- It was a supportive.
Nevermind.
It was a fucking supportive.
Apparently this fucking Bridget did 29,000 damage and 8 no I'm not done looking at that oh
My god, I sing old
This Bridget 22 and 7 10,000 damage 18,000 healing bro sign him who said Bridget was back
I'm in fucking hell. Dude, I mean this with all sincerity. If I lose this game, I'm not
streaming this game. If I lose this next game right here, I am not streaming this game for
the rest of the week. How does that Bridget have more healing than my Mercy? How is
this possible? What is 85 plus 75? It's better be under 161. Oversettin bro. I hate everything.
I took the under in that. God's fucking it. I hate everything bro. You know what? Hey,
I got five gifted. Maybe it's not so bad. Hey, Turk, thanks for the five gifts. Okay, so I'm strong
It's him just lock in okay, I'll just lock in next time guys
I
Did I talk maybe I toss that game because I went down I was just scared I'd fear in my heart
I
Hate everyone bro this game. I'm I actually mean this all sincerity this game makes me a worse person
Like this game makes me a bad boy with him the 10 man what's up, man?
like this guy Eddie is a nice guy you're saying yo Tim what's up man I'm fucking mad at him I don't
know why he didn't do anything like this game makes me an angry an angrier person than I am
I need this game to end. I need Michigan and Purdue to not score one more bucket. Oh good.
They're at the free point. Good. Good. Great, great. Wonderful.
kids you know I don't know if you know this brother but there are no kids here
everyone here is a fucking hunk okay there are under 18 less than 1% of this
audience so I'm gonna say if you watch a fucking gamble go fucking gamble and
have fun are better it's game fucking sucks I don't know why I'm doing this
myself bro I'm bringing out the worst version myself I'm in hell right now I
want to beat the fuck out of everything I was hiking I wasn't
I should just literally...
That's over.
You know what doesn't tell me like this? C.S. cases.
I like that we're playing someone named Slowbro and he's playing Roadhog.
I'm going to drop down, drop down, I'm going to drop down, I'm going to drop down, I'm
watch out for that bash thing over there
just got leaf guy just shooting me in the head
Leaf got Lufan.
Nice shot this time.
Sheer rip, buffong sheer rip!
Nice.
How are any of you typing one singular question?
The more I think about it, dude, I think it's your guys falling back.
I think about it because I look over at you more often than I should. Oh good my heart's getting gapped good
It's hard to be a fan or something.
Bro, it's just everywhere I'm walking.
My heart was shooting their hog into the sky, bro. I mean, you saw that, Joe.
Who said tank can you do like anything was that a calm I'm unable to kill you because
you're just rushing in and dying immediately my one in four Anna said that with 1600 healing
and more damage I fucking hate this game I actually do no I legitimately do hate this
game brother the fact that she is even
chirping is insane to me right now she
is and she has more damage than healing
bitch that has to be raised me it has to
be remind me what is the purpose of
the experiment ahead we expose an adult
subject to stress and observe the
Oh
Perhaps I'll wait for your report
Same YouTube's down yet. So is my fucking
You love and my drive to play this game. So while we're talking about things that are down
Sorry, sorry, I even tried to walk that way my bad. I'm coming this way
Please red me up.
Play out.
Where's my Anna?
Nice.
I literally feel like I'm playing like the best I've ever played by a lot of I feel
like I'm playing great in all the in a lot of these lost I feel like I'm doing
well like I'm doing my part
Come on.
Just one more mission.
Shout out to this guy, Mace.
Another basket, you owe me a hundred gifted.
Those names you gave me, they're not to be mighty fine recruits.
They were useless in my hands.
Neither one hand can think of them.
Three, two, three.
No, Burley, you can't cry, bro.
How's that guy making all those?
One last round of tests.
Exciting.
Guys, I understand YouTube is down.
I'm sorry, YouTube Chat.
It is- I don't know, guys.
YouTube just-
Stop!
I'm done.
Stop fucking talking to me!
Stop talking! Stop being so loud you are making me lose!
Oh my goodness.
It's over.
It's fucking over boys. We had a good run done. We had a good run out of the overwatch arc
You know, it was fun getting back to my roots a little bit. I forgot how much I fucking hate this game
Is my Symmetra like attempting to lose this game?
I have a six and seven!
Symmetra!
How am I supposed to win?
Am I Moira's just chowing the entire- it's over.
I'm always challenge the entire team, bro.
Please, Nano boost me. Nano boost me. No one else on this team can do anything.
Oh, shit, is he clutching? Oh, good job, guys.
Oh my god, they had a DC.
Good feed, good feed, love that.
Love this absolute complete WK feed for my tank.
I'm just gonna mute this for one second, brother, if I, if, never mind.
Never mind.
We're losing that push 4v5, by the way, because my tank just walked into it and died.
Good stuff, guys. Good stuff.
Symmetra, what are you doing?
Wait, that's 10.
What in the fuck are you doing?
And
Nice job
Shut up your treasure tank
This whole team sucked reported this entire team my and I had six thousand fucking healing
my Anna had six thousand healing yes she went seven and seven and did four thousand
did you this is Pete this is Pete go over wash me by the way I just won the game and
I'm fucking tilted. I just won I won I
Went back up to platinum for and I'm fucking mad my team sucked
Tim stop the ads bro. No, I might run more
Okay guys, let's keep going
I
Just not survey so bro, please I just don't enjoy flashpoint. I really honestly don't want bossa either
All right
Select your hero
$50 super chat from tuck and he goes somebody's got to carry the boats
Yeah, after playing Marvel as much as I have been and now playing Overwatch, I can officially
say this game tells me more.
For sure.
And I don't know why that is.
That's a serious question.
He says, healthy for me to play this game.
It is not.
Whips.
It is not.
Why am I still streaming right now?
I haven't been live for almost nine hours.
What am I doing?
I need to go offline and just do anything else.
I don't know what it is.
thing. Just gonna like stare at my wall. I should buy life decisions.
one
We provide we provide
Where is he?
Those of you coming into chat asking if YouTube is down, apparently for some people it is and some people it is not, so...
This is clearly what I'm talking about.
And if you're down, I'm sorry, does this guy know how to play Robotrix?
It doesn't look like he does.
YouTube tweeted we'd be looking into issues we don't have a fixed hour keeping an eye
on it I'm assuming like is it I'm assuming it's a greater broad like YouTube issue yeah
I think it's not just my stream
I'm not your father.
Shroom is fine buddy.
No, chat, I know a lot of you are in my YouTube chat saying it's fine, but I'm telling
you like there are people in my Twitch chat saying it's not.
Weeberg is killed by it.
You know, the stimpak is good for soldier violence at times like his 80-Battery, it's
normal to eat.
We're on number. Stay sharp.
Surrender, my friend.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you in my sights.
I
Yeah, we just lose I guess the tank is so bad. What's happening?
I don't know what's happening
I'm not your father.
We'll wrap this up quick.
I'm not your father. I'm not your father.
Hey, Daniel, I just got 10 gifted members on YouTube.
Thank you, bro.
That just made me in this moment realize it's okay if I lose this ranked game
because I got 10 gifted members.
So thank you, man. It actually made my life better overall. I just think right there.
It's actually insane that this tank is doing so much better than our tank, it's just watching
this other tank he feels so much worse, feel better than the 5 gifted bro.
I'm blaming her time. I mean, I'm going to.
I think you're right, guys. Just teamgap.
Please, please, not her teamgap.
Oh man.
I've seen tougher spots.
I risked his death, I'm so sorry.
It's fine, I'm just here for the vibes.
Easy C9.
Show me your sights.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it's a GG, and I'm getting offline, bro.
It's going offline, guys, later.
I can do this at 8 o'clock, and I just need to get off.
Oh
You can't end on a loss
of
the
death of
the
got you bro got you man you know cigar thank you for the
to the 10 gift of members bro. I appreciate you man.
Oh.
And I start at platform.
My DPS game.
I don't think I've moved.
I gotta go, bro.
I can't do this right now.
It's Seeker, not Segar.
You know, my bad, bro.
I just saw your name and I thought it's Segar, bro.
to be honest with you chat I don't think I can queue up again bro the game one my
mental is cooked I can't win I mean look at my history dude let's just let's
just get down to it look at this fucking history oh two hours ago that was
fun. Is this my third DPS? Yep, this was a no. Yes. Okay, ready? I am five one in five
in my last five games with DPS, bro. But like, look, let's look at 39 and nine loss, 15 K
Hey, David.
13 and 6 loss.
27 and 13.
This one I high key sold, but that was that ash play at the end.
I could have technically won that one.
20 and 11 loss a win 20 and eight and then this game nine and five like in the games
that I just went one and five on I feel like I did the best on my team like every time
legitimately
fifty gifts if i play one more
fifty gift doctor up one more
of one minute
before i go offline bro
i mean fuck it fifty gift
sped up using the gambler scambro high key
Okay, just to be clear, I said 50, not 5, and I don't want to hear this meow, okay?
What if we do it 10 more times?
I don't want to hear that 10 more times, chef.
This dude by YouTube Jack goes, guys, YouTube is down.
Don't refresh.
It's actually true, bro.
It's true.
It's actually true, bro.
It's true.
Oh, I just think the game won today, Shad.
I don't know, man.
I was sick.
I was going to say, is that going to leak away, right?
What is bro so ripped what the fuck that's his only legendary and he's
jacked out of his mind dude. I don't know what I anticipated when I clicked on him for that.
Oh my god, I have 15 loot boxes.
Is that another legendary?
Yo, let's go, dude.
Yo, that's kind of a sick echo.
Too bad I hate every echo player equally.
Oh, that was a legendary loot box. Oh, right. And this one's an epic one. And I'm burning them.
Bro, I should just save all my loot boxes and do, like, a hundred loot box case opening.
I-I-Those videos used to bang. You remember that shot?
I will say I missed the old animations bro for sure
I'm gonna go chat. That's just it's not
If I fall on a platform here bro, it might be the end
Oh
I can't play tank right now. I'm too locked in on DPS, bro
You know I want you guys to know that 50 gifted was in my YouTube chat
Even though YouTube is collectively down like I'm not even trolling that was Sean
You know what boys Sean did the 50 gifted bro
And he didn't even have to cuz I was gonna play it anyways
I got to dub you for Sean in the YouTube chat even though there's like no one in there right now boys
Like anyone that is left in that YouTube chat
I need to dub you for this guy shot man even twitch has given him a W for the 50 of the row Wow legend man
Thank You Sean. I appreciate you bro. Oh
Wait that wasn't Sean bro. That was
That was Seager
It was Seager the guy that's gave me the super chef my bad. I read it as Sean my bad Seager. I
I appreciate the- oh, I don't want flashpoint.
Errr.
Oh my god.
I hate all these maps.
Yo, thank you.
Oh.
Thank you for the love, brother, for real, man.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you for the 50-gifted man.
YouTube's working, by the way.
No, I understand that you're in YouTube and it's working, but like, there's a
lot of people that it's, like, bugged out on, so.
Yeah, I guess I do need to go to bed.
I woke up early today too.
All right boys, was this last game a good idea?
Well, you know what? The sneaker gave me 50 gifted members, so I guess either way it was worth it
It never is you're right, bro, you're right
Chad I've gathered you here today. Let's tell you
man now nine-hour over us sure what happened to me now here's the real question I'm asking
myself bro am I doing overwatch again tomorrow here's the thing I can't lie to you I really
to a marble and I enjoyed Elsa I also want to spectate that everyone else
ATP?
That was random.
Oh my god, everything's one.
I don't know the map where am I I didn't know the map and I didn't know where
If I flip that headie on the other guy bro, oh, that would have been a lecture I
Came over from YouTube to get hit with 15 ads
I used my ult at the same time that he pulled me, that was like sick.
I
What the fuck is that wait
My life we were pulled in back. Would you guys see that the cat went to kidnap my Domina and my life
If we were gripped him back, that was actually sick.
I didn't mean to fall.
I don't.
You know, it's interesting.
I don't like being up on the leaf.
Why drop- I didn't mean to, but I didn't want to drop there.
Oh, that life reaver is really trying to do some sick shit, he's actually sick.
He's angling me out with my ult since dope.
I never played with a life weaver that did that.
Do the cow over there.
They might call that a stupid deer.
I'm not trying to already point fingers at people, okay?
My Reaper keeps dying initially on every team fight, like almost every fight.
I feel like my Reaper is getting killed.
Just pay attention.
I feel it.
Oh, he lives.
That's my Reaper.
How did he just live that?
I just gotta, I gotta hit that shot, I can't, I was so free.
And where we need to go, she got stunned out of it, oh lordy man.
At least I got 50 gifted, at least I got 50 gifted, at least I got 50 gifted, at least
I'm not just spawned right now.
there and walk out and die? I don't really know this map but I think I just spawned
and walked out and died.
Alright chat, just got a reverse sweep, it's that easy boys.
Fuck am I?
Like I didn't want to be where I was. I did get greedy for the kill though
No cat, let's get a Twitter clip bro, come here don't come here, but when I come to you pull me up and I'll fucking high noon
Okay, sweet cat. Oh my god, I can't just
Why did I cue this bro?
Oh my god bro.
I don't know why I thought my mortar would heal me and then it's like I stood in a spot
that she couldn't even heal me.
I guess it is me, I don't fucking know, I guess it is me, I just can't win.
I
Don't know
I'm getting play of the game and we're losing bro
It's like I feel like I'm not playing bad, but we're losing
Losing trend yo overwatch bro get this shit out of here. They're my I don't think I've had a worse feeling in my life
on a loss than seeing this right here
here. Not only are they giving me minus SR, defeat, demotion, calibration, losing trend.
I don't talk to me
I don't know what I'm doing bro.
Why am I doing this?
What am I thinking?
Am I really this addicted again? What happened to me?
Let's go see her let's go
Hey, thank you. You have the 50th. I last game wrong your legend. I know you're feeling a win, but it didn't happen
And like sleeves her bro
Not an enjoyable experience all my tets. Who's I got my legs hurt the worst
I should play Gadji
of
the
I
Fucking Bob bro
I personally like going on the outside here like this getting up like where that ashes
I'm gonna try to get up
I don't know if I can't like if the ash knows what she's doing winning a 1v1 against her is almost impossible. No
That's like a cast
Okay, I should swap like Genji or something I can pressure on her with
On this map, it's like that angle is so hard for me to push
We're rolling him and then we just got held up.
Try one more push this cast in my ult maybe.
See if we can do something.
I don't know what to do with someone that tries this.
He didn't live there?
I didn't know I'd genji in me like that still, damn.
I really do think that Genji Swap was like needed like we just didn't have pressure
All right now boys the Torv angle
Tim are you smurfing I wish bro I
Wish I was smurfing truly
chat everyone needs to remember okay I haven't played this game in years all
right I've been on Marvel a lot obviously and fuck is that is bro 670
Not yet. This game's cooked, man. I changed my mind, bro.
Changed my mind, dude.
I
I was kinda hoping my d.v. would touch there so I could ult.
I'm not playing Torbjorn because he's the greatest character in the game.
You mean other than that?
Wait, Tim, is that you?
No.
Oh, okay.
Love you, bro.
Hey, bro.
Love you, bro.
Why do I feel like his torps fire rate wrong?
I feel like sometimes it's shooting consistent, and then it almost shoots inconsistent.
He is bugged at the moment.
That's like slower at times, right, by tripping?
I feel great.
I don't want to be back here, Jep.
Oh, there's the Flanking Torb.
Oh shit.
I'll be honest, Chad.
Why is my team... I didn't know we weren't touching.
Why are we not touching that?
What if I just throw my sword on this thing?
I just need to plunge you at this guy at the sash maybe?
of
the
Tim's getting too- towards got low impact right now.
Oh no, man.
I've had some pretty good games with him so far.
perk in particular this like one record shit wherever I want
I separated their team that was like some old-school shit gross area bubbled the
fucking Reaper holy shit
I see 9 did I saw the victory screen
oh my god bro
I can't add not a heater to look out
Okay from this point on we play till we lose
Okay
We're so back
The biggest thing I'm really trying to do is like I'm gonna test some Overwatch videos like with spectating like how I
Spectated zebra today the biggest thing that I need to do is like I need to find a way to make videos like that
Essentially spectating some of the number ones, right? I would love to spectate the number one Genji, you know
But the problem is I got to get replaced from whoever that is
Like Zebra literally gave me replays to watch which was very kind of them and it's like, it's just so much easier on Marvel to do that, to like spectate.
And I understand a lot of people don't care about that, but there's a lot of people that love the spectating content. So it's like, you know, that's the big thing is like trying to, yeah, Hydra,
Yeah, Hydra, did he give a second one or just one still?
Oh, he did give a second one.
So we could spectate the number one DPS player in the world that is Hydra.
We're attacking.
Oh, is my Genji feeling kind of clean there?
That's like.
She's going to bring it back out.
if you knew what black watch was up to, why didn't you stop them?
My vision was clouded by hunger.
And now the world pays for your-
This is a silver to flat lobby?
What do you mean?
We are the same.
There's replay codes for tournaments.
See, stuff like that is cool.
Like, spectating, like, pro lobbies.
and shit, but it's like
I'm more so curious about individual play and ranked. I should look it right
Wait, how does how is this max from silver to platinum? Does that mean there's like a smurf or some shit in here?
Immediately like I swap off the engine as soon as I saw that echo
Oh
Shit
I got killed on mercy
I kill on mercy nice, bro
I
I lost the dude my tracking is so bad like I lost the boy ride just couldn't find her
I literally couldn't find her like I used my all got the mercy I saw more for a second
And then I just lost her.
Yes
I didn't think he was going to turn and kill me that fast, holy fuck.
I thought I had a second before I could reflect it.
That's an interesting way to roll.
I got a roll on there.
Why did I just like stay in the snow?
It's gotta be a minion.
Let's keep staggering, really bad.
What is my cat doing?
And my cat is just f***ing...
Aye, aye, aye, man.
I'm just gonna ult, pal.
You know one thing that I feel like Overwatch does differently in Marvel?
I truly mean this.
Is my Alts feel like they do something?
I know that sounds insane.
But it's like in Marvel I feel like I'm training Alts for support Alts and in this game I feel
like my Ultimates actually kill the enemy.
just kind of hit me like when I use my blade there. Like if that was in Overwatch, I mean
in Marvel, Luna's just gonna... I alt and I'm not gonna get a kill.
Okay, I know what time it is, boys. Torb time.
Obviously when you use your ults in marble there are you would sometimes get
kills but a lot of this you know what it is the support ults are overtuned oh
my god look at my support healing look at my support healing my Juno has more
more damage than me, unless he...
Like, what is happening?
How are we even winning? I was playing around like health packs at entire time.
Tank is immediately dead.
I
Just gotta be help back here
Is there no help back here? All right
I need to try to touch those, bro.
What is my team doing, brother?
Yo, is my Juno being dead ass?
I guess she's just not healing.
I just realized my Juno is 9 and 9 with yo, if I-
That's crazy, bro. I've never seen anything like that.
Genuinely.
Where's my diva throwing that?
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Is my team serious?
What is happening right now?
who needs them
no way for me to have
No turret, go!
Oh, I don't know what's going on, dude.
I've never experienced a game like this before, or like my healers aren't healing.
I've never really.
We're gonna have to rethink our approach, I think that's it.
Hey, mind you now saying we're gonna have to rethink our approach?
Is that what Proge has verbally, audibly said?
I am here. I really need to play something I can heal with.
She isn't healing. Brother, my Juno is not healing. Like, intentionally.
Fuck it, cat, sure, bring me, bro. Just can't get any worse, right?
Did I jump on the Mercy's head there, by the way?
Okay, these my healers aren't healing so
Are you guys just like trolling or something? Do you know are you trolling?
You're just not healing like for fun or something
So you're
I... that is not what I said. That is a strong and argument, sir.
Idiot.
You can hold this easy? Yeah. I mean, if I had someone healing me, I actually agree
with you. I'm not a push-and-sar.
and he won't heal his team, with the exception of his ultimate.
I think both of them are not healing intentionally.
Am I seeing this right?
How do I do this, bro?
I mean, these guys aren't healing.
What do I do?
I need to play something that can heal, besides Soldier.
Maybe Reaper?
I can't really heal.
I can't.
I may.
I'm not gonna.
Reaper, I might be able to play the Haldpaks.
We're gonna have to completely rethink our strategy.
Oh, these guys are strong.
No cringe.
Ugh, brother.
Yeah, I can't say...
There are bits and part there's parts of the Overwatch community that I will say I don't miss
For sure
Now they're healing what is happening
Are they only healing me
Oh, the mercy.
They're only healing me.
These guys are just throwing, bro.
It's so cringy.
This game would have been so free if these dudes weren't doing this.
They're literally trolling.
They're like throwing the game, and I did one more game to deal with these fucking...
...pats.
Oh, yo, chat, if you guys want to report these guys, hey listen man, I'm not gonna fucking stop ya.
You know what I mean?
Now am I advocating for a mass report?
I would never do that
I'm literally gonna play with level 3 turret and play behind
I mean it just sucks because I actually think we win this game pretty easily if these guys are playing normal
But they're not obviously
I
Mean look
I might have to accidentally show their account number. Yeah, baby girl
I would call these guys losers, but I'm sure they already know that
I'm not gonna tell my stream to mass for you, but I'm not gonna fucking stop. Yeah, I'm not gonna stop him
Okay, okay guys
Like
I'm literally going to look I might just tell blizzard if I can ban these guys broke that ass. Let me look
Let's see how toxic am I gonna get
Who are the- I would say this is an emergency.
Gameplay sabotage, intentionally feeding, briefing.
I would say blocking team progress.
Ro wasn't healing as a healer.
man thank you bro let me see had asked where's head ass number two bro
I've literally seen enough for that literally all I needed to say that's it I mean what
was his name bro this guy right yeah fucking
How do I show you guys their IDs hypothetically if I were to don't report him though guys obviously
right?
I would never want you guys to report Keto or I like games of course I wouldn't want
that right like I would never please guys don't mass report them obviously fucking Brad
Okay, Overwatch Tim is officially back, bro.
All right.
How do I feel after today?
At last game, we would have won if they weren't trolling.
I don't know how I feel.
I mean, I just read for 10 hours.
So, and this game really does a good job of making me want to beat the fuck out of my teammates.
If I could snap my finger in game and beat the fuck hypothetically, just be in a room
and just fuck, you know, just like 10 seconds, even 15 seconds, just a couple swings, you
know what I mean?
Each.
I'm totally fine with that like if I can just do that I think I'd feel a little better
It's kind of how I feel right now
Because the problem is I get teammates like what I just had right that are just and
The problem with a game like Overwatch is when someone you can even say just one person it either isn't pulling their weight
Or is trolling the game?
It makes it very difficult for you to win that game
So you just want to beat the fuck out of him in game once again guys, you know in-game stuff here, so
You sound very smart beating up people over again. Yeah, I mean I have anger issues on some level I think so
But it really is only overwatch man. I never got this way it works out. I didn't maybe I know let me rephrase
I don't have anger issues. I
Have overwatch issues, you know what I mean
So rivals is kind of the same way. Yeah. I never felt this way in war zone. I never got this. I was never like, oh man, I just got hacked on and that was like it. You know what I'm saying? So maybe it's a hero shooter issue, bro.
Well, I have a question. When you guys play League of Legends, you want to beat the fuck out of your teammates and that came to maybe it's just team based games. You know what I mean?
I mean. Yes, of course. Hey, Jayce, I appreciate the 20 gift to members on the way out, bro.
I really do. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Um, okay, guys, I don't know how I feel right
now. So. Like I'm sitting here and I'm like, am I going to, am I going to go to bed and
Am I going to get back on this bitch tomorrow?
Those last games, bro, we're just,
the last like hour and a half of my DPS games were hell.
Those were hell.
Like, I kind of showed it in the middle of it.
Like I kept doing well, like we kept doing well.
Like I kept doing okay, but I just kept losing
and it's just not fun.
And then you get teammates like that at the end
and you're just like, I didn't want to fucking deal with it.
You know what I mean?
I don't know if I'm doing this tomorrow, we'll have to make a game time decision, but thank
you guys for all support today.
Thank you for the dough.
Thank you for hanging out.
I appreciate that.
That's a four star Dragon Ball on my knee.
Neat Tats are brutal.
Seeker.
Thank you for your 20 brother.
They're brutal, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
Thank you again for the love.
Yeah, listen, man, to anyone I raged at today or anything like that.
I mean, it's just overwatched him and, you know,
that's just the way, that's the way it is.
And I don't apologize.
So thank you guys for all watching.
Appreciate all the love and I'll see you tomorrow.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Bye.
you