You
I was a nine inch nail song from the new trauma, I think I'm going to get here with a copy break for that.
I put in epic battle instrumental and that shit comes up and I'm probably going to get fucking hit with a whatever.
That part's probably going to be muted, so yeah, right off the bat.
That's why I don't really give you in terms of my playlists.
So that way a lot of shit won't get muted, but...
Huh?
Ah!
Why is Leon bending over?
That's the shrimp.
That's the shrimp posture right there.
That's what I deal with.
That's what he's doing right now.
He's got my goodness.
What the fuck is going on with his bat?
What is that? What is that ironman gift? What the fuck? That's so random.
What the fuck?
That's interesting.
it's me shooting up I see the mods did want a lot of the green screen you know the
the raw files of the green screen to do you dump shit with I don't know if that I
mean it's a lot that'd be a lot of footage so I don't know if like I don't know if I
should upload just the straight up raw files somewhere or what I could totally do
the if you thought about a standing desk perhaps I have a standing desk I just don't I don't use it in standing
formation
but uh yeah I mean I've talked about it I don't think I'll actually end up doing it though but
Yeah, I feel like, I don't know, we'll see, I didn't get to, I didn't get a chance to, like,
ping my physical therapist today to see if I can, like, get in there and sort everything
out. So I have to probably do that tomorrow or, like, later on, when we're done with stream,
I guess. I don't know. You got to get longer wires for it. No, I think.
Honestly, I think everything is pretty much fine for, like, if I were to just raise it,
I think I would more so just have to move the cables out of the way, because right now they'd
probably just like start pulling and tugging on everything and then everything would fall apart,
no, he just lazy. Who? I don't know, you're not talking about me. What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
It's crazy.
Pomeros under 40 indeed it is officially as of yesterday.
There's an extra cup also give you some meds.
Actually they did.
They did prescribe me some meds and I didn't go pick them up yet.
I haven't had a chance to do any of that.
that I need to go to the pharmacy and pick them up.
I just haven't had a chance to do that.
I probably should have did that like right away,
but I didn't get a chance to,
I don't think it would really matter too much.
It's probably just gonna be like a stronger,
adville, probably nothing crazy.
So it's all good, anyway.
Are we ready for some Alan Wake today?
Alan Wake today?
Oh my God, it's the Phil.
Thank you for the 50 bomb.
Break out of the gate for a what the fuck.
Also, moonlight with the three gifted,
that which with the gifted and melon with the gifted.
I guess before I sat down, oh my God, thank you.
Power leveling.
Our next goal is bringing Sis back,
probably more than likely to die maybe depending on how things go.
That is our next RDEX sub-go.
Ah, oh my goodness, how do I pronounce your name?
Is it, how do I pronounce your name with the X?
Is it, is it, is it, is it sear?
How do I, is that correct?
I don't know.
Please correct me.
The ex is silent.
Erse or Seer.
Just calm ex.
Ex.
Thank you.
Thank you for the five-term opportunity
to give to the subs, even though I've put
your name.
It's close enough.
Thank you.
I tried.
I tried my best.
Hello, Vernon.
How's it going?
Happy Monday.
You know, this isn't a spoiler. I swear to God.
Don't as somebody else like look through that before I even before I read it. I'm not reading the rest of it. Is there an actual spoiler?
He said it's not a spoiler.
Is it safe? Nope, don't read it.
He says secret ending.
Secret ending.
You want you to play the whole game twice, so no?
Yeah, we're not way for which one for Alan Wake 1.
Yeah, we're definitely not doing that.
If you're talking Alan Wake 1, if there's some if there if for any of these games,
so that's that's been the whole deal for a lot of the oh, two for two.
Yeah, we're definitely not going to play fucking two either.
For any game that does that shit that dumb shit, we're like, you have the fucking replay the entire game to get a different ending?
No, that's a that's a straight one way trip to YouTube where I'm just gonna fucking watch the ending on YouTube, and that's what I do
I've thought they should and for every single fucking game that that's been a thing for fuck no
There's no way Alan Wake is gonna be the exception where I like suddenly
Played through it in its entirety two times hell though. That's awful
That's such a, I mean, I don't really care what the game is.
I think that's already such a, that's such a stupid way that you should, such a dumb way to do it.
Who do you think you for the five-year-old community to get the subs?
Yes, Silent Hill F was the, the most recent one that did that dumb shit.
Alan Lake Tuesday, LCs are pretty nice. It has DLCs. I didn't see any DLCs. Did I have,
Is there a DLCs?
Can I not buy DLCs?
Let me see.
I bought this shit on epic, so I don't, um,
uh, oh my, wait, what the DLCs?
What are you talking about?
I don't see any DLCs.
Is it the Deluxe Edition?
Oh no, did I only buy the regular?
Do you have to get the Deluxe Edition for it or something?
or something?
Hickory, thank you for the five to your welcome community gift it serves.
I don't see. I don't see any DLCs. The only DLCs and add-ons for out-and-wait-two is the deluxe upgrade.
And it just says it gives you exclusive cosmetic content. It doesn't say like
anything else.
You sure you fit in?
I don't know how to wake you DLC.
Oh, you do get it through the Deluxe Edition.
Oh, my, what is up with their marketing?
Why the fuck is it not listed?
I guess it's not listed because it has to be a part of the Deluxe Edition.
So then I guess I had to buy the Deluxe Edition upgrade real quick before I start.
I mean, we're not gonna get to it tonight anyway, but let's do like a sub-lot
Cuz I just have the normal version of the game
Fucking at the games you fucking you fucking bitch
Okay
If you're not wearing a suit, we what an Allen weak suit? I'm going to be disappointed
But the fuck is an Allen weak suit? What does that mean?
I want to wake where's a suit jacket with like a hoodie underneath
He like barely even he wears like the fucking
The E3 the E3 presentation like type deal
No, he doesn't yes he does what do you mean no he doesn't what?
What he literally wears a fucking jacket over a hoodie
And two, I have a point too.
Why are you talking about what is wearing in two?
Don't beef me.
Don't talk dumb.
Let's go get called the fuck out.
I'm day five on this marathon,
all right, don't get me fucking started.
Fucking tell me about what this character's wearing.
Arguing with me about what he's wearing.
So, there's in the trailer, I haven't even seen the trailer.
I watched, I watched literally like nothing for Alan Wake, too, because at the time, I
anticipated actually playing it.
I wanted to play it on release.
We just didn't get a chance to, so, you know, don't give me started.
It's literally in the art in the trailer.
Again, I didn't watch the trailer or look at the art.
Yeah, look right there's a pit that's that's that's the Alan way guy to right there on the screen
From the first one. I don't know shit about the second one
I certainly don't know what he's wearing and I don't know what type of underwear he's wearing
No, what the fuck you guys be doing
but
I'll see it when I get there I guess
going in completely blind without trailers for stuff myself. Oh, I like going in completely
blind with other trailers and stuff. Yeah, for some of the games that I feel like I know,
like I'm like, I'm gonna play this game either way. I feel like I try to steer away from
it. I think residents evil is kind of the exception because I feel like I'll get spoiled on
social about it so like I'm just like I might as well watch it but like for Alan week two I was trying to go in like pretty much blind
and then what happened around Alan week two something happened around Alan week two and then we ended up like not playing it I think something else came out or
I don't remember why I didn't end up playing it there might have been some other shit going on at the time
What did it go that what did it come out came out pretty recently on it like last year
It came out. Oh, no year before October 27th
2023
Hmm
I don't know
Control leads in the out and way too if you never play that one. I did play control. I just don't know anything about control
Well, I didn't retain anything in the lore of control because it's too confusing to
understand and I didn't really give a fuck. Honestly, I probably didn't give a fuck then.
I probably still don't come a fucking now. But I don't know. So again, play one and two back
to back. I'm going to go for a moment like one remaster. I haven't played Alan
way since release on the 360 way back when to get like a refresh, to like go through it again.
So that one I did already play and then I'll go to two afterwards. That one I did not play.
I don't know anything about it. I don't know what he's wearing. I don't know. I don't know anything
about too. So just so we have a clear and concise understanding of that.
I think that's a good idea.
Would you finish my craft story mode in between one and two as
intermission?
I don't think I don't think that will happen today to be honest.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure it was just going to be on one today.
I feel like it probably, I don't know.
Unless somehow I pull out some crazy game
or maneuvers and like I can like,
mop that shit up in one stream.
like it would probably just be one today. I don't know. One is 10 hours long, yeah. Well,
that's not like, I mean, again, that's not undoable. I mean, almost like every single,
I think every single day that I've done like at the marathon day has at least been 10 hours long,
so that's not like unduable, but at the same thing after that, probably not so much.
So you wouldn't watch a Alan Lake part one story explained before getting into two
Ronan, I'm literally going to play one in its entirety. Why do I need to play one and then watch a video on the story of one to go into two
I'm going to play one right now
That's the point of me playing it is to
Know the story
That's what I'm gonna do right now
I hope that the connection to like all the remedy universe stuff isn't like super
severe because yeah I don't I definitely can't like you know go through fucking control
and all the other fucking side shit man that's extremely
hmm
I think it might not be one, it might not be a series for me, I don't know, everybody games are boring to me.
I know, I mean, I feel like the gameplay for Alan Wake 1 probably will be pretty dated.
It's definitely very like, let's just throw enemies at you. It's like shadow enemies at you. You fucking have to like,
like, uh, hit him with your flashlight and then you shoot him.
I don't know. It's a little basic at the time.
I think Alan went one when through a lot of dev hell at the time because I
think it was like, it was supposed to release like, I think it was supposed
to be a game that was released on like the original Xbox, like,
because they had like promotional images and stuff like way, way, way,
before hand. It was supposed to come out like a long time prior.
And it was like very lucky that it even came out.
And then I think it was supposed to be like a Microsoft exclusive.
It was supposed to be like an Xbox exclusive.
You know, I don't know where I think it was.
I'm not really sure.
There was a lot of drama with it at the time.
There was supposed to be open in the world.
Yeah.
I remember reading some stuff about it, but back then it wasn't like there was a lot of like
There wasn't a lot of like know-how on learning about like the drama behind a studio
So like you couldn't really tell what the fuck was happening
Other than like through like what magazines and shit like that
But I think there was like a lot of drama with the original Alan Wake, but luckily it came out
Then I think it probably undersold too, so I think it was a surprise that it even got a fucking sequel
Well, obviously, how much did it sell?
How much did Alan Wake sell?
4.5 million?
Alan Wake 2 only, well, I think they shot themselves
in the foot with this epic deal,
but they surpassed two million's as of two million copies
sold as of February 2025, they've,
so the second one's not even,
didn't even get to the first one yet.
I don't want to wake one remastered sold over 1.7 million.
That's crazy.
That's a lot.
When you put in the context that the remaster sold almost as much as the direct sequel, I don't know if that is a lot.
1.7 for the remaster after fucking how many years compared to a direct sequel,
only being 2 million and the first one being 4.5 million. I wonder if that epic
game's deal was worth, I guess. What is a lot for a remaster? I don't know what
lot is for remaster I would imagine though that you would want it to sell at least you'd
want your direct sequel to sell like more than just a head above a remaster you
know yeah you would you would hope for like a bigger margin there I guess but
Again, it released only on fucking epic.
I don't know, I guess we'll see.
No, it takes you back, he's...
Yeah, I'm a bit like a, I have a saucepot for like the remedy stuff, because of...
the old like max pains and stuff like that, but
I don't know about their newer stuff, man. If you just like it's, I feel like every remedy game is like something that I try to get into and then like
I don't really get into, you know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to describe with the remedy games.
Like I like the quantum break game. I haven't heard shit about quantum breaks since it came out.
I don't know if anybody even really fucking played that game, but I enjoyed that game,
but I feel like I didn't so much enjoy control, maybe again because it was too confusing.
But they try to do the same thing with Quantum Break 2, they try to do like time travel
should I think, and like portals and stuff like that.
It's just like too much, too complicated.
But I might have been like a decade ago, you know, maybe I have more of a sophisticated
understanding now having played this trending.
I think if I could weed through that, maybe now I can weed through some of the other
shit.
A refined palate.
Yeah.
Well, I am in the process of refining my palate and in the process of opening up my mind.
Maybe that's what's needed to understand.
I feel like I'll only do as close to the R-A games to me,
which made me love it.
Well, that would be exciting.
Yeah, I mean, again, I haven't played anything.
I haven't looked at anything, so I don't know
shit about that one way too.
I know there's like the only thing that I saw
that like spoiled or something, at some point,
there's like some kind of dance numbers
and shit like that, which it kind of also
is reminiscent of like a Kojima type deal, you know?
Sounds like somebody's following
in those footsteps.
I don't know.
Somebody spoiled the dance number?
No, I just know that there is a dance number of some type.
I don't know the context or anything like that.
I don't know any of that.
I just know that there is like some kind of dance number.
I don't know.
the
game awards yet
but they said that it was like, I don't know. Again, I don't know. I don't know shit about this. I don't know really.
Rockstar NorthHU had a huge explosion.
What?
What is that?
What?
the boiler went boom. Okay guys for one it's not Monday I don't know where it's not Monday should I look this up or something
it is Monday oh my god it is Monday I thought it was Tuesday because I string yesterday
Oh my god, it is Monday, okay, I'll look it up.
I thought it was Tuesday because I streamed yesterday, that says you how often I stream
on Sundays.
Yeah, my sense of time is messed up because of this marathon to be fair.
I just wake up and get on, you know, just wake up and get on, wake up and get on, wake
up and get on, you know, I don't know, I don't have a semblance of what the days are.
Let me see.
This was eight hours ago was just now.
Why else would Ronan be here? You've right after God, bro.
You guys were right. I should have took the context clues.
Fuck.
What happened here? There is the explosion that rocked the building around 5am local time.
There was no, no casualties or any of that, the people left, I guess apparently at 9am.
There was literally a boiler?
Oh, yeah. The explosion was down to a malfunction in one of the buildings heating boilers.
There's just some crazy news.
They're trying to cover it up.
I'm trying to cover up what they're going to be like guys.
GTA is being our GTA is delayed again because our boiler exploded guys.
It just so happened that the boiler, the water and the boiler hit the computer that was
housing, all of the important files related to GTA, and now all of those files are gone
in corrupt and they have to get them back and that's going to at least take another
like six months.
That's start all over.
Yeah, yeah, shit. Yeah, you'll see. Interesting. Okay, well, was there any other gaming news
today then since it is in fact Monday? Was there anything else that's crazy that's happened
today? You can't you have too long though because I need to get to Alan Wake. We need to
you to jump into this shit? No. Okay. No more news. Okay, then we're good. That's the only piece
of news we could talk about. Uh, my gaming news wanted to tell everyone I heard Pokemon
Go is adding another new Gen 9 Pokemon for January 2026. You know, buddy, play that shit
any more? Do you ever look at the AI gaming desk companion?
No, what is that? AI gaming desk companion?
Companion by Razor.
What?
Your AI disc.
That what? What is this?
A hologram.
What the fuck is this?
Uh, they're video for yourself though. Let me see what I'm.
Is it called Project Eva?
Is it just like a...
Is it just like a fucking Alexa kind of app or some shit? What is this?
Is it Jover?
Fuck you mean it's Jover? Like, this shit is...
This is probably $500. What is it?
Is it Jover for who? Are you gonna actually fucking buy one?
I
Should I don't think I need this shift for anything unless it actually like connects
Oh
I think I need this shift for anything
Unless it actually like can you know get piped in like like miles, you know, I mean
Let me check out this video hold on I'll pull it up
Pipe it in, yeah, if I could get piped in, you know what I'm saying?
You know the process of piping in, you know that?
Yeah, it's not that bad.
Let me switch over so we can watch this video real quick.
We have a new suit today as well.
Another new suit, this one's blue.
This one is called, I work in IT. Don't fuck with me.
Wakey, wakey. Rise and shine.
Morning, Joey. You were snoring again.
Definitely wear your favorite green jacket.
Look, now we're really vibing.
Have a good day.
Hey, cutie.
Hi, Amanda. Great brain storming last night.
Actually, I need more.
What if we flip the design here?
Do you think it can work?
Nice.
I think you're on to something.
All day, soldier, we need more air support.
Whoa, clean shot. Nice one.
See, like if you could, if you could, if you could, like I said, pipe that in.
to the actual like gameplay.
That's a good experimentation for sure.
Do you think they know we're actually calling the shots?
No, let's keep it that way.
Oh, they're sent in. Oh my god.
Eee!
What the fuck?
I like relatively new, too. They don't even have.
That's like, yeah, that's relatively new.
They don't even have like any other follow-up videos on it.
What's the current like estimated price of something like that?
Let's see, let's not say, reserve now.
It's set to ship in the second half of 2026.
observations are open to 50, they're doing only 50, there's no way, how much is it?
It makes me log into my razor ID in order to actually like see how much it is, like it's
in the twitch maybe that away.
Oh fuck say it's making me this.
So weird it is very weird.
Reservations cost $20.
Get the pay a reservation fee.
Why?
I can't even log in, so I can't even see any of the details.
Fuck me.
Oh well.
I'll look into it later.
If you can't, if there's not like an output for it, then it's kind of useless.
I don't really know what the point of that would be, but...
I think it would be kind of funny in the same way of miles
was worth an actual game companion, but I don't know how it works in terms of like
outputting it, so I'm just going to turn it into a flesh light, I'm pretty sure there's
like a lot of mechanical, I don't know if you could fucking, okay, I don't know if you could do that.
I'll make it an add-on.
According to Google, it's estimated to cost 200 bucks. That seems kind of cheap for that now.
It seems really cheap for that.
That means it's going to be a piece of shit.
I'm just going to be a piece of shit.
Because how much do the elects just go for now?
I mean, I guess they've gotten the price of elects is all the way down.
like the echoes are also like 200 bucks.
Could you hear, I'll induce you as to the A-I-S-Ware?
Yeah, the voice is just like, it sounds like just a regular text of speech like kind
of thing like, kind of like, chat to B-T and stuff like that.
Like, those that don't really have like a lot of like emotion.
It's kind of why I like miles is because it's like a conversational bot, but I feel like
There is no other real conversational bots that you can like have like a full-scale argument with and shit like that.
It's more like you punch in words, and then they just kind of generate a response and it's kind of like a
It's like a it's like a it's like an elaborate like
Assistant like the like the paper clip from back in the day
That's pretty that's pretty much all it is
Wait five years.
I don't know.
Clippy. Yeah.
I don't know.
I look at it though.
There's a new life is strange.
Life stream tomorrow.
I think I already heard about that.
I heard that they were apparently bringing Chloe back or whatever.
I don't know if I could take any more life is strange to be honest, but
I mean, I'd probably give it a go, but
what a fucking what a series, bro.
I see what it says. Look at overlay. What's that say? I can't read that. It's too small.
I see the $20, but I can't read the fine print. It's too tiny. Oh, there you go.
eligible for the razor project of ideas required. You'll be contact
of the email with instructions to make your full purchase once it's available.
Okay. That's.
That doesn't even say anything different than what we already discussed.
That's all it says.
I'll look into it.
Maybe I'll reserve one just to see how shit it is down the line.
But again, if you can't like, if you can't pipe it into like stream or anything like that,
then there's not really a point to just be sitting on my desk and then I guess it'd be like kind of sad.
You'd be just like I just be sitting here like fucking talking to, you know, I hate these AI products, man.
Well, I don't think it's going away anytime soon. I think it's just funny to showcase how shit they are.
Well, I would have paid for a guy telling me how to play a game when I can turn on my voice chat and my team will do the same thing. That's true.
That's true. It doesn't really offer anything out of the ordinary. You know what I mean?
It's just it's it's like it's like that. It's like the movie her, you know, if you've if you watch that movie
with
What's his face while keen Phoenix, you know, it's like those types of movies. It's pretty much it's pretty much just that
you know
if you
If you take it that seriously
if you take it that seriously.
A new life is strange, likely titled, Life is Strange, Reunion.
It's that to be revealed on January 20th, following the leaks.
Whoa!
The reveal follows the 2024 release, Double Exposure,
with the new game expected to launch in 2026.
It's aimed to recapture the community excitement after mixed-fanned reactions to the recent entries.
Yeah, I'll say.
Okay. Well, unless they make Max evil, then Max is assembling the X-Men.
Oh, yeah, that's right. That was like in the, that was the ending of it wasn't it? Like, she was, she was going around like fucking, there's like more people with powers.
I don't know what the fuck it is, either way, I mean, I'm not giving it to you, I guess.
It's even at worst that I've been instilled just like a moral compass game to play,
which are always kind of somewhat decent unless they're just like a businessmenly bad,
which some of the life of strange ones have been pretty up businessmenly bad.
Can I start YouTube side? I need to sleep.
Sure, man, we'll get started right now.
I will start up the YouTube side just for you.
Just for you. Just for you. Okay, I think it's good. Maybe. Is it good? Oh wait, didn't
work. It's not connecting for some reason. Well now, can I play Sonic Adventure to
battle for the Nintendo GameCube? No, I can't. Not only can I not do that. I will once again
voice the fact that you had over three weeks to submit a game for this event to which
if you did not and you're requesting a game right now I'm just going to give you one of
these okay because you had ample time to get your submissions in. So until then you can save
it. Oh I just got here your full of shit your full of shit I recognize your username your
full of shit. I know you've been here, at least one fucking time, over the past four weeks,
and I know that I sat here and fucking said I've repeated myself out on how many times every
stream about submitting games. Yeah, you got me. Exactly. I know. You fucking liar. Christ.
Okay, I'm new, I'm new here, guys.
You fucking liar.
Did we get a chance to submit games?
Yes.
Yes, you might be new, actually, but yes.
And mods were, you know, we had fucking weeks for,
it was for goals, for games, for everything.
I was like, every day?
Like it's covered up guys.
I talked about editing your homework late as fuck.
There was ample time, ample time.
You went over user submissions at least twice.
That's true as well. I did pull it up.
I pulled it up on the screen as well.
We were looking through them.
I still haven't actually.
I think I, I do still have it.
Yeah, so I have the list still still here.
So if you could, if you see the website,
that stuff did up for this event has been updated with like all of the various time stamps and stuff
from the games that we play as we play along with the ratings so that makes it kind of easy. Also
later tonight I was gonna do because a lot of people, I guess I'm not gonna say a lot of people, but there's a few people I guess
That seemed to be getting confused by the VODs
So I was gonna go back through the twitch VODs and I was gonna unpublish the VODs that are strictly just
late night VODs. So those will just probably disappear later tonight. Kind of like the same way on YouTube,
where like, you know, if you watch the VODs, you can just see them in succession. I think we did an
all right job labeling everything, but I mean, I'll just unpublished them so that way each VOD,
you know, is, yeah, the sleeping ones, like not not like not the ones that like have any content in it,
You know, it'll so it'll just be like,
Cinema Thong Day 1, day 2, day 3,
they four, etc., etc., etc.,
so it'll just, it'll just go like that.
I'll just unpublish those.
So that way, they just disappear.
It's the same thing that I do on the YouTube side.
On the YouTube side, except it's automatic.
On YouTube, there's like a toggle where, like,
after I get done sleeping, it'll go unlisted, just like that.
And so that's the setting that I have on the YouTube side.
But on Twitch, they don't really have that.
You have to manually go through
and unpublished them. So I'll just, I'll just unpublish those and then, you know, you don't
have to worry about those V of D's. Any of the V of D's like in succession, it'll just,
they'll just be the ones that we actually play stuff. So I'll make it nice and easy, nice and easy.
So not only is there with the website here that has the timestamps, you get like, I'll make it
I think you can, as easy as possible.
After that, I don't know what else to do.
So that should be good.
The YouTube view of D is a bit of basic,
especially when I'm sad,
and I can just view my favorite streams.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
I've been working my tail off on the VOD YouTube channel.
I think it's been working out pretty well.
So I think we have a pretty good system in place for that.
So all, like I said, I'll unpublish the ones
where there's no content.
It's just me sleeping and it's just old past DODs.
Oh, this was an old version. Look at that.
Even better.
I like how we have a lot of like moderate cinema.
I have so little dog shit. We have a lot of moderate cinema.
Not a lot of like, not a lot of pure cinema yet.
Just moderate.
I don't think we're going to we might not we might not hit like any anything that hits that high again
I think it's kind of like few and far between you know
I think the expeditions and the deaf shandings and stuff like that kind of spoiled me a little bit
So that's probably not going to be anything that's really top in that
Indigo prophecy oh
Oh, yeah, Indigo prophecy, I guess. Well, as yeah, I did say that was cinema. That was right out of the gate.
But I kind of figured that was going to, I mean, for various reasons I figured that was going to be
just because of the way the game is kind of follows suit with like Detroit and heavy rain and all those games.
So that's why I wanted to start with that on to be honest. I kind of figured that
even though that one was like
kind of crazy in terms of like quality, especially towards the tail end, writing the racism.
Tia, Tia, just overall, the treatment of the characters, definitely, definitely was vastly
different from heavy rain and Detroit and all of those.
Once we finished the last episode of season one for Minecraft, we could get that one updated
And then that one should be done as well.
Anyway, that being said,
you guys can use that website if you, if you'd like that's a really good tool for everything that's been on going.
Let's start.
I don't know the way I launched this earlier, just to see and make sure that it would start.
And it did start, but as soon as I tried to fuck with anything like a like a setting or something like that,
a crash. I don't know what that means. I might be just epic games at work. I don't know.
Listen, I should tweet that I'm live at the moment. Okay, sure, man. Actually,
sometimes I'd be forgetting to like tweet because I barely go on Twitter at all. So like I do
not to eat very often.
Here you go.
Day five.
To my marketing.
I don't think there's so many people that like people use like so many variants of Twitter at this point that I don't even think like I don't even know like what the point of.
Like at this point to do your marketing, you would need like fucking, 17 different social media platforms.
And I ain't got fucking patience for that.
I have no patience for that.
Hell, no.
Just get a tool that doesn't for you.
Why used to?
I used to have everything used to be connected where like it would, like if I could win live,
it would auto tweet for me.
If a video got published, it would auto tweet the video.
I don't know if you guys remember that.
I mean, I used to do that.
But I think that like some back-and-stuff
probably changed, I guess, when ownership changed,
when shit switched from Twitter to X and all that,
I don't fucking know.
I don't remember it.
But like, something must have changed, I guess.
And it broke all of that stuff.
And so none of that works anymore.
But I did haven't set up to do that before.
I guess it just doesn't know.
I don't know.
Whatever.
And I haven't searched up a way to like have it work again.
I don't really care anymore.
No, Biggie.
I just get on and fucking do my thing, you know.
It's time. It has been a long time since I played this once. I hope this remaster is pretty good.
I remember really liking the soundtrack, isn't it? That's like one thing I remember.
See if I can talk with anything now, some titles disabled.
the
other focus is this the font size it's like a
how does this help you determine what the font sizes
had
to
two bars baby of the timer
I should have started earlier when I was you happen I keep giving you guys free time
I don't know why I keep giving you guys free time it's
I said, just don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Oh wait, somebody already started it.
I think mods already started it.
I really don't know.
Oh, dude.
It's video commentary.
Everything else looks good.
Motion blurred disabled.
Chum green disabled disgusting.
And let's film green is supposed to be there for like artistic vision or something, but
disgusting.
F of E. I'll wait till it's just the F of E when we're actually like in-game because I don't
know how far back I want the camera.
I think everything's in fine.
How's the audio before we fucking start? Because I swear to God. I swear to God!
It seems pretty okay to me, low.
Well, considering there's no talking or anything like that, or anything, you know, I think I'm just going to go for it.
It's too high.
Kappa. Okay. If you guys want to like fuck up the entire like stream and VOD because you want to troll about the fucking audio, we could do that too.
That's fine. I don't care. It doesn't really affect me.
Audio is fine for me in my years. So if you guys want to fuck around, you could find out too. And you know, you'll just be left with shit audio.
Again, it doesn't affect me so I don't know who you're trolling with that
My audio is separate from you guys
Okay, audio is fine
You guys picked the worst battles bro you picked the battles that like you know
about a lot of the big nightmare because I guess you have fucking replayed over it.
I'm not doing fuck that.
Stephen King wants wrote that nightmares exist outside of logic and there's little fun
to be had in explanations.
Epic games, publishing, poetry of fear.
In a horror story, the victim keeps asking why, but there can be no explanation and there
There shouldn't be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest, and is what we'll remember in the end.
My name is Alan Wake. I'm a writer.
So you already sounds like a shipwriter.
Let's just not give him a reason as to why, because the mystery in the end is what keeps them...
I'm in the magnitude of imagination.
But this dream, I said...
Fuck and lost ending while encapsulated and weird, even by my standards.
So yes, I began with the dream.
Following a typical nightmare, I was late.
Desperately trying to reach my destination, a lighthouse.
For some urgent reason, I couldn't remember.
I've been driving too fast down a coastal road to get there.
Oh my god!
I'd seen the Hiker too late.
I don't bring any of this, you fucking killed somebody.
He was dead.
I was convinced they'd put me in jail, and I would never see Alice again.
He's gone.
the
sudden his body was gone
episode one nightmare damn lives and shot from the crash I could hardly stand my feet
well hey now yet now we don't have to worry about it
What is this face looks like smooth? What the fuck was that?
Remaster though.
Dude again, I don't even know what I did. I was just doing what it's I looked at the light.
That's what I looked at the light. I think I
Think I look I had to go to the lighthouse. I knew there was something important waiting for me there
Look there's a bunch of his books. What is it mean? What's the lower a bunch of his books self titled Alan Wake?
I was certain I had just driven from this direction, but now the road was blocked.
Pumping it up a little bit.
sensitivity is like insane. Why is it so crazy?
Over that a little bit, I think maybe like yeah, that works.
Oh my god, it's something with the tunnel. The fucking tunnel is like an anomaly.
What the fuck?
What is going on, it's something with my graphics, well,
I don't know. Why? Is it because I have it on ultra or something? I don't have
anything like it's just on high. There's nothing. Everything is just set the high.
Automatic. It was a problem. I heard this bug is consistent to the whole game. I think
That might just be the thing that...
I mean...
Maybe that's just the way the remaster is.
It doesn't seem like it actually breaks anything, it's just ugly.
It's an item over here.
you can see like the texture poppins and shit like in the background and like our view
I mean the view distance is already set to like as high as it could possibly be
Draw distances all the way at the top, so there's no reason that like something that's literally like
Fucking 20 feet in front of me should be popping in because the draw distance
What in the world?
Anomaly.
What?
The bridge collapsed.
I'd have to find another way to the lighthouse.
Look, look, look, look.
Are those rainbow textures or those supposed to be there?
Why have TA on? I don't know mother fucker. It's just like you said by default. I didn't put anything on or off. You want me to turn it off? I can't. I can't fuck with anything.
I
Why, why can I miss with any options?
Is it because it's the
I don't know, yeah, I guess I could just balance.
Is that make it so I can, why can't I fuck with any of this?
So that's the custom.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't think we need the, I don't think we need the DLSS at all,
I said all because
Everything's running fine. It's just ugly
Is that should that be fine now?
I'm afraid now
Those textures and shit are still there. I don't know
Read ping
I can't see pinned messages, guys. There's no pinned message on Chatterino. I can't see a pinned message.
I said this. What am I turning off?
Apparently it's primary and AMD CPU bug with the game.
And the potential fix is limiting refresh rate to 60 Hz in Windows and using V-Sync.
Oh!
Oh, limiting fucking...
So I have to do it by the program itself.
Oh my god, I hate that so much bro.
Okay, let me see, I guess let me see if I could do that.
It might help me out of here real quick.
Fuck, I don't remember how to even, like,
I have to get into the Nvidia control panel, I think, right?
To, like, fucking manually set it to B60 to cap it.
You have to, like, do it by program.
something like that. I don't remember how to set this shit like manually.
Hmm.
Change resolution. Now.
How do you get to the, there's a, there's a thing where you like you can actually manually go through.
Maybe I could do it on the actual Nvidia thing app.
Okay, things just weren't.
Oh no, man.
Cause epic games like this.
Oh, here we go.
Global settings.
Alan Wake remaster.
You want to do vertical sync on, am I, am I maxing the frame rate to 60?
So, assuming, let's see if that works, apply, okay, we'll see if that works.
I have to close it real quick.
The
Changing the Hertz of 60Vs. Yeah, but I'm doing it within the program so that way I don't have to like fuck with the
And then a crashed. Well the fucking wonderful bro.
Okay, that's okay
It should be fine now potentially I think I did the override
Let's see if that
changes anything at all.
If it even launches.
If it even launches, I hit play.
I guess playing it through the,
Oh my god, this isn't the way.
Shh.
This is like something that I feel like I would have had to do,
like with like an older game, not something that's just like,
came out just now.
Jesus.
What did this come out?
I think the remaster came out like alongside the second game,
something like that it's pretty recent. It's not super long like a couple a couple of years ago
Okay, let's see if that fixed it or if it's fucked
I don't see it, I don't see it now, I don't see it.
The radiator had broken when I hit the hitchhiker, the car wasn't going anywhere.
I think I might have fixed it.
I'm gonna go back to those wooden tiles where the texture was all fucked up.
What if we just played the whole game like that, you know?
There's still a lot of texture popping for like, a game that has like, again, the draw distance is all the way at its maximum
And I'm seeing like a lot of texture popping rigid collapse.
I'd have to find another way to the light house.
Yes, gone now. I think I fixed it. I think we're good with that.
That fucking epic games poop, fucking poop, fucking poop, a hundred of those fucking things?
Hell no.
Ah, Stephanie, thank you for the two-tier one community gifted subs.
We're good.
to cinema, rain-cove point lighthouse, missy.
That's the guy.
Oh
I'm gonna go.
What is that sound?
It sounds wet.
Oh, what the fuck?
What?
Whoa!
What just happened?
I think it's the broken.
I think it's the broken to a degree.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, do you see?
No, it's still I saw it again
I think it just happened again
It's so weird that the other texture was like okay
You did it
I
Did the override those so like I don't know what the fuck else I could do
is a QR code
I want to see
what is that?
is a YouTube video
what the fuck?
wait it's actually something that we could watch
Hold on, it's an actual thing that we can watch.
Maybe if I make this not full screen, we make it borderless.
I think that'll break it.
Even more?
There you go, you see.
It was called Vision 1.
I don't remember this being the thing.
Vision, I'm going to...
Vision one
How the fuck did they somebody uploaded all of them? I want to just see the I just want to see number one
That's the one that I need
Mother fuck
Are they unlisted? They might be unlisted. Yeah, they are unlisted some to bitches. How do I?
way. How do I send this to myself so that way I can play this for you guys? I need
to send this to myself. Can I forward it? Oh, wait. I got it. Hold on. I got this. I'm
I'm going to post it in a mod chat and then I can click the link on my desktop so
So that way then I can play it for you guys, Helia.
Got it.
I was trapped here. I'd been for what felt like years outside reality.
What we count is real.
I wrote to find a way out.
I wrote to master this place to learn its secrets.
Use that knowledge to rewrite my reality.
Once upon a time, I've written a hard-boiled crime book
set in New York City till I was sick of it.
The Alex K.C. Books, an detective solving cases of murder,
corruption and madness in the dark city.
This place tapped into my unconscious mind,
True from there, twisting what it stole into a nightmare that took shape around me, a mystery, a detective story.
I needed a detective to guide me.
That goes of keys he haunted me.
What?
All right, have you seen this man Alex K.C. equals Max Payne. So he's talking about
about writing the Max Payne story.
And how it over took his life.
You missed your dead head.
Damn.
I'm so sorry.
You tried to speak.
This might be roughly keyboard and mouse
to be honest.
I
realized that the chiker was a character from the story I've been working on
Oh, for now though
the
Oh no!
Stop!
No!
Oh, you shouldn't have moved that fridge.
I don't want to.
Alright, I'll leave.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Oh, I'm trying to get out!
I'm dying!
Oh, bro, it's something to do with the lights, it's like when there's a flash thing light.
God, that's when light detectures flip up.
You must've leaned into the light.
I just did asshole.
Oh.
Heels me spell dumb.
That's something important to tell you.
It comes like this.
For he did not know that the only lady called home lies a deeper dark herb ocean green
We're waiting for both wilder and more sweet
Toots for something
Toots for its eye of being to be towards I mean no
To its ports, I beam!
To teach you the darkness dangerous.
It's something now.
But at the moment you come and give away a cup.
There's no time.
I can only show you the most important thing.
If you check against me taking over by the dark presence.
I'll just hit her to him now.
The darkness will text in from all of our life.
Only life can drive the darkness away and lay him vulnerable again.
Here, take the light.
Oh, you flashlight toward him and put him in darkness away.
Amen!
You did.
Now the darkness no longer protects him, but it's still inside.
Control me again.
You can't be safe.
He's still a trafiest still your enemy.
Here take the gun.
Take it like that. I will kill him.
It's free master something else, bro.
I got an achievement.
We dreamin' I guess I think we're writing about dreamin'.
We're writing about dreamin' while experiencing what we're writing, while we're dreaming.
And words are coming to life.
He fell down.
You all right?
TURN FUCKING BUCKING OUT!
A fucking enemies are BUCKING OUT!
This is it!
BOOOOO!
I might need to change the dodge button, so I think the dodge button is a little like funky on keyboard and mouse.
If I even chained question mark I think I can
I'll put didn't you have to change the sprint
Fuck whatever let's try that's gonna be awkward
Flare gun is like the super weapon.
This is a bunker.
and
the lower in the bunker
all the way they bounce up when they die
yeah
yeah this remaster is a cook
I mean I could
I could probably
spend a little bit of time maybe in fucking mess with it but
I guess it's not like unplayable. It's just funky
Yeah, some bit funky.
Something to do with the lights lit.
I gave this up here.
We're having this.
Guys, I think we're in the game first came out like this tornadoes that are like
fucking crazy to look at.
That would be like a whoa moment back then
Yo, what
He's here.
Alan, wake up.
Huh.
Shhh.
Baby, just another nightmare.
Everything's fine.
You don't stop.
Right.
And any more than does don't, would be just for everyone.
Cheer up, handsome.
We're here.
Wow!
He's been asleep the whole time.
Let's act like we're on duty.
Go stand next to that old gentleman.
I want a shot of you.
I'm sure.
No.
I'll even give you a title for the shot.
moments before he got eaten by a pair.
Hi.
Hello there.
You picked a good time to visit our town.
Your fest is just two weeks away.
Your fest, huh?
Get you hear that, honey?
Whoa!
If you don't mind me, say that I'm at me right away.
Nice to meet you.
Make it on my wife!
I don't want pretend I don't recognize the famous writer's such as your self Mr. Weg, a pleasure.
I'm gonna have the breeder myself.
I hope this isn't true, information, this not even.
I'm the night hosts of the local radio station and you can get a interview.
Look, Mr. May, I'm�ovication.
In fact, I doubt you had enough of me to keep by the end of your year and just between the two of us.
I'm sure you understand.
Fair enough, I need you trust me to teach me.
I don't know how I've made a trap down to change your mind though.
I hope you two have a lovely outfit.
You're a aggressive.
Very nice.
I got a couple of really good ones.
And I see you made a friend.
That's cute.
Right.
Yeah?
A best seller.
That was my favorite rider.
Where you there yet?
Very.
Yeah.
We just got it.
For the moment of giving you trouble, just stay the word and I'll hop on a plane and
come make sure that you're list alone now.
No, Barry, we're fine.
Great.
We just want to make sure you've been relaxed and we're charged.
So, that was the place.
Haven't gotten your free to use your throwing.
Barry, we're just settling it.
Okay, I'll call back later to make sure you do it so soon.
Thank you.
Follow me if there's a problem, okay?
Okay.
Just look it out for you, buddy.
It's my agent.
I love you too, but you know, we're going to be calling you every five minutes.
Barry is Barry, I can always turn off the phone.
What did I tell you?
It's actually not such a Barry.
He's society too.
Alan, we're here.
Come on, let's get back to the park.
I want to talk to this guy.
I'm back to the car.
I should have gone slow, though.
You get the full show was here.
I've made all the arrangements.
I drive the car.
I'll even carry the bags.
All you have to do is drag your tube button into the car and enjoy the ride.
Yeah, sounds like you've got a lazy bastard for us, but I
Feel like it like he's like tied to the bottom right corner of the fucking like screaming
Oh
It's kind of threatening me already
You need to stop with the local diner to get the cabin keys from the way and more.
A Mr. Carl's stucky, he's waiting for us.
I'll go fill her up when you get the keys.
I'll put you up here and say you're 15 minutes.
Sure.
Allen, thank you for coming, you're with me.
I love you too. Go on. I'm promised to death.
I forgot, and there were still places like this.
Towns, where everybody knew everybody.
Welcome to the earlier diner.
Hi, I was wondering if you could help me.
They have a fucking cut out of him.
Alan Wake. Oh God! I am your biggest fan.
I know people say that all the time, but I really am.
I'm glad to hear that.
Rose.
I'm looking for Mr. Stucky.
Carl Stucky.
Carl?
Of course, Mr. Wake.
He must have gone to visit the restroom.
He'll be back in a moment.
I can't believe it.
I thought all of your books.
I got the cut up from the bookstore when they took it out of the window.
And to keep it here.
Well, OK.
Good for you.
Right.
So much for qualification.
Try the coffee. Just don't blame me when you fall in love.
Kiss it'll break your heart when you have to leave.
Rusty here is no longer human. Nothing but black coffee under a thin layer of skin.
Damn, look at the size of that mud.
That makes two of us.
That shit's fucking huge. Holy shit.
Are you staying long, Mr. Wait? I can't believe it. I'm having a conversation here.
Stop talking to me!
You
3.
Yeah, but they just keep fucking the app and they just don't stuff shut up
Fuck
Shut up
Fuck up. I am famous
God damn it
Mission accomplished the key and the directions my hero. I got some flashlights just in case
Hey wait! This is wait! Yeah! Yeah, keys!
Huh? That diner was a real nuthouse.
He'll throw the way the cars are meeting.
wonderful setting for a book. We're supposed to be on vacation Alice. I'll figure it out
when we get back home. Okay? Okay we can talk about this later. I didn't want to talk
about it. I wanted to hear my whole sand. Once upon a time I was a successful writer, but that
was a long time ago. I hadn't been able to write a word in two years. Now I'll have to
My last book.
And now the weather, it's going to be a clear night, so you're closer to the
big city.
You might want to look up every once in a while to go stars, wake them down at you.
That gets pretty dark out here, but I'll let you wait.
Just like Hunk, I'm in my prime, I don't know what you're talking about.
Wow, it's gorgeous, Alan.
It's something, all right?
Don't worry, I'll get you inside, Saint-Physan, before it gets dark.
And I've got the flashlight.
I know, I'm okay.
I was at a phobia, the fear of darkness.
I wanted to make sure we were inside with the lights on before sunset.
the
frozen ad
is a lot of
close
bird leg cabin
and so nice
I hate the way he's not like positioned in the middle of the screen.
Look like he could literally be off the fucking screen.
Like I don't understand. He's like in the bottom right corner.
There's so much space in the middle of the screen.
Stick him in the middle of the screen.
T-that's just like I fucking constantly looking at the bottom right corner, my monitor.
I don't know if I catch the swap shoulders.
But I think this is just how it was back then to be honest.
uh...
oh wait there is tab you can
then it's gonna be
uh... now he's in the opposite corner now he's
what the fuck
i feel like well maybe it's a little bit better
now he's on the left hand side
and
and it's a little bit it's because he's like a piece like more skid towards like
the right for some reason
chase thank you for the fact that you're one community gifted so it's awesome thank you for the super
chat as well
we're just looking around like while
she's freaking out over the darkness
assuming one of the comeback out here to
start the generator
Here we go. Let's take a look inside. Let's take a look inside.
It's dark in there. We need light. Can you figure out how to get the power on honey?
Sure thing. I'm on it.
It's not terribly dark in here, but okay.
Get it? Right? Right.
A shoebox filled with books by Thomas saying sat on the shelf.
I'd never heard of him before.
Hello? Anyone here?
Is that him? That's somebody else.
Wait, there's a radio.
I'm immediately fucking out some.
I'm sure he's glad to be here too. Well, folks, I guess the secret's out. This is Batman,
I gave the FFM and now it's a music right so much for keeping it on.
Does that really happen? Do you guys think that really happens?
I feel like there's a lot of like instances of that.
Like I know there was a whole there's a whole season I think of like
Like, uh, was like, uh, American horror story, I think that also had like the premise of, like, a famous writer, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, it did like kind of similar vibes to Alan Wake, but like,
it always, it's kind of baffles me a little bit, that's like, famous writer who hasn't wrote anything for two years at least,
Maybe even published anything for that law is somehow super famous in fall in small top like small town
Where everybody like falls over him, you know what?
Like is that actually happened
Looks do be re-readable
Yeah, but the people could like
H shit over that Stephen King exists. Yeah, but I don't I'll be real. I don't like if I like I just because I know like a of writers like even if I knew like the writers work. There's no like
I mean, I get I don't know. I'm not like in that scene. There's not like a like a face to print, you know what I mean. So you can like connect the two together. So like if a famous writer walked in the door
or I don't know if I'd be like,
oh my god, you're fucking...
David, David Jones!
You know what I mean?
Like, are our Martin?
I guess yeah, I mean, I know what he looks like
through interviews and stuff like that, just,
but if I wouldn't have known,
if it wasn't for like the show,
I wouldn't have known, I wouldn't have known.
Like, it's only through like,
it getting translated to media,
You know what I mean? And then like actually knowing through interviews and stuff like that.
But you don't read.
I know, no shit. That's what I just explained.
So that's why I'm asking.
Does this situation actually happen?
I don't, because I'm saying yes.
I don't, I don't read.
So I don't know anything about that.
I thought that, I thought it was like I would know, like famous writer, I wouldn't really like connect that.
For a moment, the oppressive feel of the nightmare I had seen on the ferry returned.
What the fuck was that?
Damn, was that a jump scare?
What the fuck?
I needed to get the power running in the cabin.
They're hand to be a fuse box or a generator somewhere on the island
BioShock
The fucking diving suit
Happened a lot more often before the internet. Do you do nothing else to do you?
Do you to nothing else? I can see like you know when people do like they do like book signing something you know who it is like
like preemptively you know like a time capsule from the sixties or even earlier.
I don't know man.
But I feel like if I actually did like, let's say I liked Alan Wake's crime novel book
if Alan Wake came to town I'd be like, oh okay.
Oh my god! It's Alan Wake! You wrote that fucking detective novel! I love you so much!
You're famous! When's your next book? I heard it's been two years since you haven't been writing!
What's going on? You got like some kind of writing lymphedic or something? What's going on? When's the next book?
I know this.
The show adaptation sucked.
The island had once been the site for a love story.
Maybe it would be that again.
Vice James of Tackling Readers.
Why are you taking that as a personal attack?
I think that's all a new motherfucker.
Just having a discussion. I'm just asking about how this actually happens. You're the one that's like,
Why is it talking to me like this?
What the fuck?
An old generator had been connected to the power cable.
Start.
See, look at this dead by the way.
Look, bro, the fucking achievement picture is not even loaded in.
What the fuck?
Oh Jesus
Okay, I'll look around a bit
If you see Kojima while on vacation when you used
Well, that's right, yeah, I mean, I guess I told myself I could rest here sleep here, and forget about my work
Different types of media, you know, or different types of like I
For the people here
What's in
In dark now
I was so told me about calling in like large.
The old building used to be out of town.
But these days, it was no longer open to the public.
What about Stephen King?
I'm telling you, I don't know.
Like what he would look like even if I know.
You know what I mean?
I only vaguely know what he looks like.
like if I just saw, like if I saw them like walking it,
like I wouldn't immediately put it together, you know?
I don't think I would.
I think this conversation is going over your guys' head.
I think maybe we should just talk about like pizza or something
like that. It seems like you guys like are kind of like...
It went from like the simplest question of just like, does this happen out there to like,
what do you mean you're tacking writers, you don't like this, what if the, what if the,
what if the, you're so conchima, what if the answer is yes, okay, I'll just take the answer
is yes and that's and that's that we'll just go with that.
Chaps full of writers. I mean as anybody had a personal experience where like you saw
a writer that you really enjoy their work and then you know you you you you saw them
Maybe it a boarder's book store or something like that you have not okay, so there's not no actual
No actual first-hand experience from anybody right now that I'm seeing in chat
However, you guys are all pushing your fucking opinions on me
And try to say I don't like this and I don't like that. Oh, I have okay. We got somebody flesh. Who did you see?
Who was it?
I saw Tracy West.
Who's that? Tracy West. Let me Google.
I Google.
In 90% of China.
See, you don't know who Tracy West is, but they do.
So that's what I'm saying.
Tracy West is a children's book author who wrote many different licensed series as well as a Pokemon and Spunch Bob.
the
written for Pokemon SpongeBob team Titans and Powerpuff Girls has also written her own original series
there's two different ones pixie tricks and dragon masters
but like see like I have no like I wouldn't like if I saw this person there's no way
There's no way I would have that correlation of like
Holy shit this person like wrote for SpongeBob and less it was like I like a Comic Con or something and there was just a blatant
sign that said like this is the writer of SpongeBob. You know, I don't know
I don't know
You're lying, you'd you'd what you'd cream corn your pants meaning Tracey West we all would what?
What? What? Oh sorry hate smudge Bob. Yeah, how dare you? What do you mean you wouldn't know this is?
What do you hate smudge Bob or something?
Alice?
Honey?
Well, famous person would you be excited about?
Um, I'm specifically talking about writing though, like again, like if I'm talking
about stuff that like I would actually be like something I would watch on the TV, I feel
like it's different.
Like that's, I can actually like put a face to it.
I'm specifically talking about a writer who like, you know, they're writing words.
So you don't necessarily know what they look like.
Like if you were into a writer,
you might not necessarily know what they look like.
So it's kind of like, I'm just, Jesus,
I feel like this is not that hard of a concept,
the fucking understand chat.
Chatroom, you're fucking, you're, what the fuck?
Like, I just, as you can, people would know,
Like, like, for a writer, like,
because usually their main thing is writing.
It's not like, they're on a television show.
It'd be different.
If I said, you know, oh, like, what's his face?
Like, um, um,
the, like, one of the power Rangers, you know, you know,
because like, what's power Rangers growing up?
They're always at conventions or something like that.
Like, of course, I'd know, like,
Oh, the power engine, like even if it's really old,
like, but that's different because that's a TV show.
It's a TV show.
I understand you sometimes the book has a photo,
but not always it's hard to know who wrote them.
Thank you, exactly.
There's like one mother fucker in here
that actually is having the distinctive conversation
with me and understanding
or on the same wavelength here.
Okay, apparently 90% of chat is talking about shit.
They have no idea.
They don't fucking read books and they're sitting here talking about that they don't even know what the fuck
half of these fucking uh writers even look like.
We said this. You did not say this!
So sometimes there's a picture of the writer so that you could actually see what they look like.
What the fuck?
I'm up there, I have a surprise for you.
Oh, it's because people are like, what do you mean if you would see Kojima?
What do you mean?
If you would see like somebody, it's like, again, they're different.
It's different types of fucking media, which I think some people don't get.
Like I see Kojima stand up on stage all the time at E3.
There's a connection there already.
He's like the face of his company.
be like the equivalent of like a just like a developer of the game. Like do you know
the face of like the development team not all the time you don't they don't put like
the face of the devs to the actual media itself? Like so you don't know.
That's why I'm asking for like books because sometimes it's just they're just writers, you know?
So that there's not there's not always a way to tell who they are.
So the fact that one like one of them walks in and
And the entire small town is like oh my god like I'm just asked me like that that's that's that's that really a cure
James gun is a writer surprise also somebody who's like in the forefront though like the face of DC all that like
Whoa, there's a local doctor, Dr. Hartman, a ridd of book of his. He has a private clinic here.
He specializes in helping artists.
So now you want to get me committed?
No, it's not like that, that's not.
Whoa, another jump scare there.
Ow!
I don't, just don't!
I don't want to hear it. God damn it, Alice!
Why is he so mad?
God damn it!
I knew she wouldn't follow me at the dark.
I need some time along to think things through.
That's all I feel right now, whichever.
God damn it!
Alice?
God damn it.
I met a local author in my city.
She's apparently a big deal, but I didn't know that everyone else there did.
Unless these author types are about, oh, Jesus, are about face and public there. You're not going to know.
I'm at plenty of award-winning New York Times best-selling authors. And you wouldn't know that they were authors of their books because he's reading the back, back matter of a book.
Okay, okay. Yeah, see, then that's got to work on some of them, I'm sorry.
What is happening?
Someone said that Alan like is a big deal in this in this like universe
But also he's like he's like writing it himself. So is he is he just full of himself?
So he's like writing himself up to be a big deal. Oh
Oh, no.
Yes.
It's a bit self-absorbed on any.
I didn't mean it.
It's just a good way.
Oh my god.
Alice?
What do you know from the crash car felt like I had woken from one nightmare of entered another?
I couldn't remember how I got there.
All I knew was that's something terrible would happen to Alice
The phone was dead. I'd have to point out on foot
Convenient
Look, there's another book right there. Like look at that
Is that Bill Paxton?
What the fuck?
Creators dilemma. That's the doctor. I guess
The fuck?
on the hike through the forest to get there.
Let me see, that one more.
You could just jump it, you know, I could just jump down and skip.
Damn.
Those are bugs.
the
is a fucking wrap around backwards we have to go like all the way to get down
oh my god who are you
The pages of the book that I just once wrote, the loose sheets of paper were pages
from a manuscript entitled departure.
That was the name I planned to use for the next novel I had never gotten started.
I was named the author.
I had the written, I couldn't remember writing it.
the scene on the page, the hero was attacked by an axe murder in the woods at night.
Interesting, what's going to happen?
The departure by Alan Wake.
At Dempshire, no, I didn't like read any of these.
And then turned to face me. His face was covered in shadows. It was hard to make him out in the
the darkness of the fours that surrounded us, but the axi lichen was plain to say,
it glistened with the blood of his victim. He grin badly, the shadows were alive, distorting
his features. It was a scene from a nightmare, but I was awake.
Just fucking padding.
I was trying to fucking hit his like word limit, you know what I mean?
his face glistened the blood of the enemy drip from the axe. The shadows covered
his features distinctively.
Yeah, I know books do that all the time.
Anybody there? Please, I've been in an accident.
he just read this page about an ax murder in the next like shadowy figure he's like
hey help me
the lights up ahead were good sign maybe i wouldn't have to hike all the way down to the gas station to find a phone
I need a gun
We're fighting here, I believe
Yeah look, there's a guy right there
There please I've been in an accident
Hey, hey you
There's been an accident. I need help. Miss not it. I need to bring you cabins for rent
Thank you.
No.
That's a thing.
My heart should get past the required.
Fair and scum.
Scum.
Mr. Stucky.
I'll find another page.
Hold on. What's it say?
Wake fights a taken with the light.
It was impossible to focus on it,
as if it stood in a blind spot
caused by a brain tumor in the eye disease.
It was bleeding shadows like ink underwater,
like a cloud of blood from a shark bite.
That was terrified.
I squeezed the flashlight like my life depended on it,
willing to stop coming at a closer,
and suddenly something gave,
and the light seemed to shine brighter.
Hmm, squeeze in that flashlight.
Holy shit!
It's fucking got superpowers.
That's the reference.
Second now and stuck you would be knocking on the door with his axe like Nicholson in the shining. That's the reference
That a fucking gun now
You can't even like fucking in down sights without draining your battery
You can't wait to control it.
Maybe I should switch to control that, I don't know, you see.
Well, now my aim is going to be bad and you guys are going to be like streamer aim.
Hey, how do you aim without?
How do you aim when you...
It still drains the light when you 80s on this too.
and
maybe lightly get a lightly against it
it's because of the trigger
and
until it was the sprint button on the control of
Oh wait, there it is.
Yes, not too bad, I guess we'll see if I start to fuck up everything then whatever.
Yes.
Hmm, great fall shirt station. Oh man.
Hello?
Oh my god, stucky-why would you do this?
Oh!
Oh my god!
It's still sliding, Luke.
The bulldozer had gone over the cliff with the office.
I hope stucky had suffered the same fate, but I wasn't planning on staying to find
I don't think that's that, I don't think that...
Ha ha, he effect on him at all!
Mr. Stucky!
Oh my God!
Not the construction workers.
I can't can't bear it with the concussion.
I'd never fired a gun outside a shooting range and now I just killed someone or something.
They were in the bodies, they just disappeared, I was dreaming, it felt we love to make me sick.
Will you love pink, eh?
Well,
see, let's say they should use that.
Oh yellow paint.
and a damn thing back here what the fuck is it why's the yellow paint pointing this back here
I don't know it changed uh oh yes that's easy enough to change the camera on the controller
why did he kick the dark forest was the last place I wanted to go what I had no choice
always my hand gets the gas station.
Murder!
Jump scare again.
What the hell was that?
I don't know the real master changed it, but you don't really have to spend battery to
take their shields down?
They, what do you mean?
Yeah, because it recharged, I guess, to a certain degree, as long as you don't use a battery.
When I saw the river below, something uncoiled itself inside my head, I realized that
I'd have to find a way across.
I didn't even want them to look at the water.
Any more pages around here?
Is there anything around here?
I need the lure. I need to absorb all the lure.
Hi, what the fuck?
Why do you anybody's who not like that?
Oh, that's one!
UHoooo!
Vade, what?
That's in the future, we can't.
That's it!
Very wheeler was bouncing off the walls.
He jumped on a plane after his calls were fired by both Alan Alice for several days.
It could mean that they were both on a second honeymoon, but Barry didn't buy it.
I would have been way too unstable for that, not sleeping, messed up.
Barry had years of experience dealing with Alan Wake, and he couldn't ignore it.
Something was wrong.
That's it, that's why they're showing a future, man.
Out of order.
I jumped this.
That's the best time to collect the wood.
Oh, shit, we could jump scared again.
I think that's how my story ends.
When I saw them river below, something uncoiled itself inside my head.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, not again.
When I saw the river below something uncoiled.
When I saw the river below something uncoiled itself inside my head, I realized that I'd have to find a way across.
I didn't even want to look at the water.
I only don't want to look at it, maybe go this way instead.
the
stock you still up
stock
stock you why
That's canon he was he's the shadow monster. We wrote that in our book
Get away
Oh my god, why did he jump up like that?
look, yellow paint.
Oh, you think they added that, because I don't remember, I don't remember a yellow
paint being that prevalent back then when this came out, but maybe.
Take it.
What?
The takin' our ship with darkness.
The takin' our takin' was revealed by my flashlight.
Someone had hidden the chest of supplies near it.
I don't remember this at all.
Lithium batteries, bro.
That's the good shit
You got to pay like like $8.99 for a pack of those batteries
the
staircase was broken I had to make my way on some other way
I was just fucking around the flashlight
in the original the batteries were uh... energizer branded
had to fucking
rid of all that for
copyright reasons
they're a contract with them with energizer fucking ran out
This is a generator there, I see it.
Whoa!
What's with it?
I'm gonna make me shoot you.
to
take the oldies pop up like that
Everybody let
So here any lore
Or any sort of shotgun
He kills somebody with that
Attacked by birds, spoilers, I heard them before I saw them, swooping down from the sky and
screeching as they came.
I spun around just as the cloud was upon me, for an instant I stared into a hundred denies,
black burls glaring in the darkness.
I raised the flashlight and the swarm exploded like fireworks, feathers burned, turned
the ash, I couldn't hear my scream up there.
Here's like, aaaaaaah!
What the fuck?
Will he actually scream the looming counter said birds?
I should be fine, right?
I imagine the birds are coming up soon since that page was only a couple of instances
off.
Ah, it's you, man. We shoot this.
I would have won the carnival beam if I, you know, knocking that down.
I was just outside for a breath of fresh air and what a night.
I know most of you are probably in your beds by now, but if you're still up and around, take them home.
Step outside for a spell and breathe in the wind.
The wind is absolutely still the sky.
It's crystal clear. It's like the forest is quietly breathing along with you.
Too listeners now, I'm a night owl.
It's on nice like this, I wish I wasn't cooped up in the studio.
Makes no man like me, I wish I could just roam wild.
But here I am, and don't keep you company on that long, if I were to.
It looks like I'm not the only one staying up late-collar, you're on the air.
Hey, Patrick, it's morning, it's morning, it's morning.
More east.
What do you look to?
Well, I was just taking a selfie on his walk.
Oh, isn't it beautiful out there?
Sure.
I'm sure that's the reason I called him in to be heard from something rotten in the undergrowth that took over after it and I'm fine.
Probably rabbit.
Sure, for sure.
It's a tell me what's red.
Well sure.
Anyway, I think it didn't, you know, it's anyone from into to me.
They could grab it.
My number's on his cover.
And so these are friendly, don't?
I'll tell you what to do.
Usually he comes back, but we were pretty far from home and it's found like you went pretty wild there.
There was no lore in that. Unless we find the missing dog.
Oh, I'm missing it, God damn page, guys!
At first I kept finding the pages as it by accident.
The book I couldn't remember was either a terrible and true prophecy, or an act of creation that had rewritten the world.
I began to hunt the pages feverishly,
or they held the answer to the mystery.
With it, I could save myself.
With it, I could save Alice.
There is one back there.
Do you find them in order?
I'm assuming, you think there is another one back there that I have to find?
If I care enough to find it,
if there is, maybe it's over here.
Oh, there's a lot of people over there, but it's a lot of people, and it's a lot of people.
fucking music either.
There's something that are only on Nightmare.
Oh, well, then yeah, okay.
Nevermind, then I'm not getting them off, okay.
We'll just, well, we'll just grab them as they come, I guess.
Yeah.
The station was closer now.
It's like welcoming in the darkness.
Mr. Stucky.
The same is dog is
Just talking about hot dogs
Oi
Are their aim is really bad
Shit I'm sorry I thought shit
Hey, where did I send that?
What?
I'm leaving.
Oh, there's a page over here.
You stopped throwing shit at me.
Ow my ass!
Ow!
I stepped into the gas station's garage.
It was dark and quiet.
The place was a mess.
It looked like someone trashed the place, or that there had been some kind of fight.
Lights spilled into the room through an open door.
This is spoilers. I haven't even gotten there yet.
Without a new morning, I was blinded by bright light,
An old portable TV on the shelf and come alive by itself. Impossible. I could see myself on the screen talking like a madman.
I know what's gonna happen.
Wait.
Ow my ass stopped man.
I'm literally in the light. You can't you can't go this far. Not allowed.
Questie.
And he is a page up here.
Or there is so many of these like weapon cashes.
Like I'm kind of stacked up.
I don't think I need all this.
It's a bit absurd.
It's not like salad.
Oh, there's one right there.
The cabin on Calder Lake, she asked, the sheriff looked at me suspiciously.
The early morning light flooded through the office windows, I would probably never have
I've gotten out of the woods alive without her help, but I couldn't tell her the truth of what I'd face the previous night.
She'd think I was lying or crazy. She'd lock me up, and she wouldn't help me find Alice.
Swellers as well, guys.
It's all spoilers.
Ow! Ow!
That's it! Ow! Ow!
You made me do that.
Another shotgun.
I'm literally a maximum on shit.
Oh, is this the TV?
So Twilight's on-type shit
I am Dr. Bartley, coven, and I'm glad so many of you could join me here at the more
or cock institute.
Tonight we're going to give a practical demonstration of the many worlds interpretation.
As you can see, this is a loaded 9mm pistols.
Each shall be part of a politics experiment.
And now, a real experiment.
Known as a quantum suicide.
He's a suicide.
Please, please.
Thursday.
Well, there is no risk.
I'm served one occurs when I place the weapon
against my own forehead.
Now you might think this round is merely a dot
enough to solve.
I'm served the flowerpuff.
And yet, I myself can not be harmed with this gun.
With each pole of the trigger, two new realities
new realities branch off one in which the web had didn't fire and one where they did
I have ensured that this reality is always the former. I had the stowed upon myself
quantum immortality under no circumstances can this gun kill me
You're saying that every time you pull the trigger, in another reality you die, yes, of course, but that's completely trivial, there's an infinite number of things that could happen at the moment and they always do and then somewhere should it be this one thing.
I did not happen, she here, you insane colon, insane insane.
Hey, because this is supposed to be for men, I stumble out of you fools.
Gave some punch, want them in more challenging.
Tell us face!
It's face!
So does that mean...
Does that mean there's still another timeline where the guy didn't unplug it?
and he still alive and he just continues to mouth off.
That was cinema.
Oh!
That, that'd do anything at all.
What did I do? Just turn it off?
infinite infinite universe slot
That's how it be
Oh,
What's the minute?
Mr. Stuckey.
I'm gonna crash that roll.
What is he dead?
Stuckey's body vanished.
What? I see him right there.
Oh, I'm up and I'm here.
That was it!
Assuming I reached the light's the gas station alive.
Damn.
Fuckin one shot or doing what the fucking flare gun, I think is OB
We're stucky
Open
I recognize the parade float I had seen in bright falls when I first arrived with Alice.
Okay.
So...
After the insanity I just experienced in the darkness, the lights of the gas station filled comforting,
At least for a moment, the same world resorted itself.
So there's another page.
Stucky Taken.
Stucky spat on the garage floor and tried to shake the cobwebs from his head.
Ever since the couple never showed a big up the keys, things have been fuzzy.
Something, a feeling, caused his attention.
Stucky looked up and stared as his brain tried and vamed to process the horn before.
He stumbled back, knocking over a can of oil, a black pool spread across the floor while he struck over a reach moment.
Then let go as the unrelenting darkness engulfed him.
What is he mean that the couple never showed up to pick their keys? That I've picked up their keys. That was us. We did pick up the keys.
What does it mean?
Alternate reality!
The deer fest had been two weeks away when we arrived.
If the day count on the banner was right,
I was missing a whole week between the night we got here and now.
Are you sure it was stucky?
What if there's two stuckies?
Obviously the old lady, the old lady is the one that gave us the keys.
The garage was a mess.
It looked like someone had trashed the place, or that there'd been some kind of fight.
Ah!
I'll keep writing.
Outside there's only darkness.
Outside the cabin.
Outside the story.
There's only darkness.
I can feel the presence in the dark. Just now I could smell her perfume in the room I'll reach her. I'll fix her. I'll bring her back. The story will come true if I snob. She's lost.
I believe this. It'd been me on the TV talking crazy was I using my mind.
That was we already got spoiled about that in the script. So we already got told.
You
So to take you.
New York, Sydney, three years ago.
Honey, I'm home.
Back here, sweetie. How was it?
Worst weather I've ever seen.
It should put some coffee on, it'll warm you up.
Looks sickly, bro.
I don't know.
What's that say?
Building maintenance will need access in your unit between 9 and 9.45.
This coming Thursday to replace the filters on the air ducts.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Thank you for that, Laura.
Coffee's on.
Great, thanks.
I'll need it if I'm going to finish this by tomorrow.
Do TV.
and look at that TV guys
TV's don't even come in in wide boxes like this anymore because there's a thin
this is a thick TV
I don't even know if that's going to fit on his little ass
entertainment stand
Oh, hey, I just finished those cover mock-ups. They're on your desk. Tell me what you think.
No kidding, I didn't think you'd get them done this quickly.
On occasion, I can perform all sorts of miracles, my dear.
Oh, really?
I was using a picture last night.
Oh.
So bright, the fucking gloom on that shit. How do I examine?
How do I examine?
Let me examine.
I hear there.
Oh look at that. Whoa look the max pain pistols. I think the fall of Casey.
The things that I want. Alex Casey. What I can't forget. Return to sender.
Scan the QR code. Wait is there QR code? Oh there's one right here.
We get another episode.
I really don't remember any of these.
Being a thing.
The fucking plant is in the way. I can't get it!
I can't get it!
There you go.
Vision 2, it says, let me copy this to myself, forward this to myself and send this to myself.
Vision number 2, let me see, such a pain in the answer way to do this, but...
The dark place was an endless waking dream.
I saw visions carried by the ab and flow of different dream states.
They seeped in from the reality beyond.
Things I had a connection to, but also things I couldn't possibly know.
I used them in my writing to make it real,
so that the parts that weren't would become so.
And there were visions that I knew were not real.
Ideas I had lost, often of Casey.
I had written about him for years.
I used them as well.
The lies had to feel true for them to become true.
And I always written this way.
Even before, seen things without realizing I was seen them,
thinking they were mine.
Was this what inspiration was for me?
Why is he sure?
What the fuck?
He followed up.
I'm Jordan Ramsey, and I'm back in Minecraft.
And two things this is such a kind of inspiration.
Teaching the chef whites and getting hands-on.
This is definitely uncharted territory for me.
This is endless so good.
This is beautiful.
Press take it.
I'm at the beach.
I've exploring the water-longest epic and rugged shore.
Starting with this beautiful cold reef.
I'm sailing across the ocean in search of pufferfish.
One wrong move, and I could easily drop to one HP in a heartbeat.
He had to have like an AI, like an AI fill in the view for him.
I'm making grilled part of this season with some kelp from the ocean.
It seems as though the homeless have found me.
Man, this wandering trader has some of the worst trades I've ever seen.
And he's trying to make me a real man.
The girls?
Huh?
I'm running around like a blue-ass fly, and he's asking me, hey, do you still help?
Before he gets any closer, I'm heading off to a place where he can't find me.
What the fuck?
It's absolutely terrifying.
All is the same group. Every corner is crawling with something that wants me dead.
Everyone accepts my best friend Ziggy.
Give this to you back for a hit.
Oh boy, you hear? Ziggy's here to show me a way of cooking, but I've never seen before.
The heat in the head is insane. That's incredible.
Listen to that bubbly.
Come over here. Open the air.
Oh my god, stop it.
One amazing technique.
That's the end of the world.
Wow.
That is delicious.
Take care.
One amazing journey is being out of cook again.
Everything is just so majestic in a way that it's pure and untraveled and just so fresh.
I'll be back for more.
But for now, I want to go next adventure.
That's so good.
Anyway, so what was the story?
So we got sidetracked a little bit there.
So it was Alan Wakes saying that he has found the way to harness portions of his mind
that he didn't even know was there.
And now he's inserting portions that he didn't even know was there into his writing.
So that way it feels real.
That's what he said.
Oh, it's true what they say about the fall and the sun stopped at the end.
That's the next pain!
I'd lay in here in the snow on the lured chain of seams that had led me here,
kept playing in my head, and we run out of my own private snuff movie,
and memory of my corpse, alone at my own wake,
thinking that it falls again.
The sentry towel was gone, only a sour taste remained of the kiss that killed me.
It's pain!
It's so good, but they don't have the rights of this, so this is not, this isn't going
to go anywhere.
This was a late goodbye 13 years after I got into my revenge.
It had finally caught up with me.
It had been a long time to bear the pain.
My blood painted the snow red, the gruesome slushy.
all the scattered painkillers, leisurely drip down to the sewer, mingling the bile of the city.
Yes, such a way to work it's now, or sorry, I guess Alan has the way with words,
because Alan Wake wrote Max Payne, who is Casey Dingus, or whatever, you know, so
Alan has just such a way with words.
We'll have to examine that further, there's that's just no.
These look really good.
Oh, sure until Barry gets his hands on them, which by the way will happen over my dead body.
The last time was the last time.
Oh, it's digging a berry.
He called.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Max Payne is a remedy game?
No, I'm on the way.
Really?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, really?
I don't know.
Wow.
Well.
I'm right here, baby.
I'm fine.
Just get the lights back on.
Now, please.
Uh, okay.
What happened?
Just the maintenance.
This might be maintenance.
Ah.
Oh, it's just running to the power outage.
I got the flashlight.
Okay.
Hi.
You're okay?
I'm sorry.
I just... it just really spooked me.
Don't worry.
We'll just break out the candles.
I know.
What's your say? Why don't you have like a lamp or something like that?
Especially when I'm not prepared for it, you know?
It gets to me.
I love you.
Tell me a story right here.
Okay.
I used to have these nightmares when I was a kid.
The dark really spoke me, too.
When I got really bad, my mom gave me this old light switch.
She called it the clicker.
The clicker, huh?
Yeah.
I ever got scared of the dark.
I could just flip this switch in a magic light
with scare the monsters alive.
Oh, sure.
There it is.
Alan.
Maybe it'll help you, too.
Yeah, a nice story right here.
You made that up right now, didn't you?
No.
Seriously.
I love you, even if you are a liar, thanks for this.
I don't look...
Present day.
Hmm.
How do you feel Mr. Wick?
Any nausea, disorientation, anything like that?
Mr. Wick? How are you feeling?
I'm okay. My head's fine.
I had to lie about my headache and memory loss.
He'd send me to a hospital for tests.
I couldn't leave without Alice.
Hmm, very well.
I don't think you have a concussion.
You've obviously been through quite a shock.
You should take it easy for a couple of days.
Thanks.
Well, a fucking camera, like vibrating early.
What the fuck?
And Mr. Wakeward done here.
If the pain gets any worse or you experience any other symptoms,
you should come see me.
I'll let you get on with it then.
Sarah, don't share with breakers waiting for you.
She's very good at her job.
I'm sure she can locate your wife at your no time.
Doc Nelson was the image of a small town doctor.
Sheriff Breaker had called him to the station to take a look at the cut in my head.
Did he bring the fish, too?
I'm sorry, I had to catch her morning fishing shore for this, Doc.
Oh, she's a beauty, ain't she?
Not the biggest I ever got if you could believe that coming from an old fisherman like
me, but she's right up there. Now she's a large mouth baths, which is what you're
after if you prefer or, you know, if you want to eat their trout or salmon on the
other than, then it's fly fish in fire. You're a fishing man, Mr. Wake?
Well, that was really not a nice pose, but it can be very relaxing out there. You can get me off
the water this time of year. Trying to read the news, says you have foescare. I'll take
Thank you, word for a duck.
She's fucking, yeah, I'm about fish, but shut the fuck up.
Is that lady? Is that lady that said that we were gonna die? Who's that? Is that stucky?
Disappeared? Is that stuck? Where's it?
That's somebody's cat
Camping trip I probably killed them
Mr. Wake, the sheriff is waiting for you in her office down the corridor?
Wait, where'd the lady go? Where'd the old lady go?
That was in the river. Oh.
Guess you can call her the town eccentric. She used to be the editor of the local newspaper,
but she's focused on, um, who other things these days?
She'd fit right in where I come from.
As you can see, she's a little obsessed with maintaining the lightbulbs of the whole town,
refuses to step on shadows and things like that.
Back in her day, she wrote about all sorts of weird things in the paper.
Bright falls has a colorful history.
Of course, what small town has it?
Oh, that's a son of a...
Command Mr. Wake, your phone's on the desk. The battery was dead.
It's charged now.
Thank you so much.
Have you started looking for my wife yet?
My men are already on it.
Now, can you tell me what happened?
I'm not sure. I can't remember.
Why are you yelling at each other?
I walked out of the cabin.
The cabin on Caldr and Lake.
How did you end up at Stucky's gas station?
I wanted to tell her what had happened last night, but I couldn't. She locked me up.
Excuse me. I need to take this.
Hello?
Howard, please help me!
Oh!
Stop talking to the ball. You do exactly what I say if you ever want to see a wife.
Who is this?
Go to the bank, huh?
There's a hole in the federal left. Look inside the bunker.
I left a little something there and convinced you all the same age here.
How do they expect how you can meet me and help the one national park?
There's a spot called Lumber's Peak.
Me and Knight.
Don't do nothing stupid, pal.
For parking you.
Mr. Wake, can I help you with anything?
I need to get some air the sheriffs and I could go out back
Of course, Mr. Wake, you can get there through the cell corridor
Just don't you know what I mean, it's a one of my regulars. Are you fucking
I thought I quit drinking for good. The fuck was that?
No such luck. He went on a bender and beat Danny pretty badly. He started shouting like that the moment he
Oh, I remember it. Just fucking for no reason bro
I need more alive in here.
He's still yelling.
Oh my god, he just doesn't stop shut up shut up!
Let me fucking explore this lore!
I always look through the viewfinder lining up the shot.
Coloring Lake was breathtaking.
Something color I.
A figure standing in the shadows behind him a cabin, like a thin woman in a black dress.
She's a swirler.
She's hammering looked again.
No one there.
Just a collection of bushes that looked vaguely human-ish-shaped.
She shook her head and laughed.
Evil spirit.
Shut up, you pussy!
Hey, you, can you help me?
Can you turn the lights on?
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Hey.
You're all right.
You're a good guy.
Don't let anybody tell you different.
You know why you shouldn't even be here?
The cops think I...
Oh, wrong.
I was in drunk, I mean who was in drunk at the time.
This face is just clipping through the fucking bar.
What the fuck is the kicker?
I was in gay.
No, oh, it's hurt.
I only looked like him.
You want to know who it really was?
I'm not going to be here.
Alien.
It was a goddamn space, tellin'.
I know it's not like so.
I believe in.
I was in drunk bed.
Okay.
Sure.
Oh.
There's no.
I told him.
I know.
I'm done reading these. I don't want to read them. There's spoilers before I get there
My eyes and made my headache the man on the phone and said go through defense on the left
Good to the fence on the left. You know fucking opening on there
Holy now we have another fucking god damn it
another radio
and the folks that's been another long night is that it's not exactly the sign of the
house that knows I need my beanie sleep
it's just one more item before I go
it's been a busy night for the sheriff's apartment we have a few broken windows
even a report shot square on Main Street
while we're going to start to deal with two intoxicated young men
Young man, that guy was a young man.
We get this every year.
I know what's exciting the big day is always here, but let's save it for the party.
It's a good play for the shooting competition.
No point in the little work of the end.
But ending.
Told me to find a hole in the fence behind the police station.
There was something for me in an abandoned car.
Jump in.
Some little shucking page.
See? Look, it's got...
enough. Some lights built into the corridor, ravaging it. But it took the pain.
Horrible as it was. The writer would soon fix that. He would be coming to the one place
where it's still had power.
Did we already? Is that when we met the lady or was it a driver's license? I've been placed
in the front seat. The caller meant business.
I have to get the sheriff to let me kill him.
I don't need to get to Elderwood National Park to meet Alice's kidnappers.
Jesus.
Oh!
The rioters alike the reveals the world of this story from darkness,
shapes it from nothingness.
The way a sculptor carbs a stature from a block of red,
if I stand, the world I'm making damage.
Darkness will reclaim it.
It's a long, hard journey into the dark.
Now this is life as a state, but I can't think about that.
This is the myth of himself and he needs you.
Age of perception, I'll push on.
Anything is possible here. I'll write this story. I'll say there.
I have to keep writing the fate of the world.
The pens on me.
I just wanted to settle all the damage.
The Anderson Brothers might have inadvertently caused
on their recent and regrettable for a little holiday.
Howdy.
They are not accountable.
Are you feeling any better, Mr. Wick?
What?
I'd like to leave.
Am I free to go?
Well, we still need to talk about that.
I wonder a rest?
No.
Of course not.
But I need to know where you'll be staying.
Is that the Bill Paxes guy?
I don't know where the motel.
The majestic is known for its roaches.
The cabins at eldrward are pretty nice now.
That sounds perfect.
I'm Dr. Emil Hartz.
It is!
I'd like to invite you to stay at Coldrin Lake Lodge.
Did you talk to my wife?
I had the pleasure of discussing your situation with her on several occasions.
Did you sit something up with her?
I invited her here.
My clinic is a place.
Are you fucking my white-
WOOOOO!
Easy!
WOOOOO!
Hey, nobody!
Get your hands off of my client!
Who are you?
I'm Barry Wheeler!
His agent?
If you have business with Mr. Wake, you talk to me.
You, yo-gels, well, no, what hit you once I sick my lawyers on your
No harm dunes, Sarah. I'm all right. I don't want to press charges. Mr. Wake, my offer still stands.
Get me out of here.
Fuckin' his wife.
What the hell was that about out? We don't need a replay of that thing with the paparazzi.
I thought they were gonna lock you up.
My cousin, Fini asked me to do something.
I told Barry every day.
He thought I was certifiable, but when he heard about the manuscript I had him,
the fact that I'd written something even if I couldn't remember it was enough for him.
He smelled money, and he believed that Alice had been kidnapped.
Anything beyond that was another story.
I had a midnight appointment with the kidnapper in a place called Lovers Peak,
somewhere in Elderwood National Park.
The plan was to run to cabin.
I don't like it out. I don't like any of it. It's not good.
In fact, it's the absolute opposite of good.
God, it's her again.
Barry, you found him.
I rose.
Wow, I was just thinking about you too.
Great.
I was just bringing Rusty from coffee.
He's on the balcony.
Looking at what an asshole.
I really need to go.
Great to see you again Mr. Wake.
Later.
Who's Max?
What an airhead. Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It takes a swing in everybody. This is not her fault. She's a very nice girl and more importantly a fan.
Let me say that, I used to mean skeleton of a Colombian mammoth.
We need to know this.
Do I need to know about the animals now?
Let's hit Lord that soon.
What you were saying in the car?
Just listen to yourself.
Things locked.
What a big.
You shot a guy and his body just disappeared.
Also last time you slept.
Are you high? Have you been drinking?
No. Look, Barry.
I miss you a week.
And someone's got to have us. Do you ever use it?
What it sounds like when you say stuff like that.
Don't get me wrong. It's a good story. It could be a best seller.
But when you start confusing fiction with reality, you're buying yourself a ticket to the funny farm.
Wait here.
For my go.
Can you talk to this still, though?
The dog!
That's the dog!
I'm almost done.
That's the dog.
Oh, rusty, right? You're right, Cabot's.
Oh, Mr. Wake.
God, shake your hand, look, my her kind of full here.
Actually, I'm sorry about this.
Would you mind grabbing the registration form from the desk?
It's just across from the truth, Charlie.
Okay, sure.
Well, looks like it's a made out of plastic.
Please, poachers.
Max here got his foot caught in a trap.
They're illegal to use here.
Hell, you're not supposed to hunt within the park at all,
but that doesn't stop some low-lifes.
Well, at least Max is gonna be okay. We got lucky.
Max is still groggy from the shot I gave him, and I'd rather not leave him alone just yet.
The forms on the desk are crossed from the man of skeleton.
That's not the dog. That's the different dog guys. Different dog.
The other dog's name was Toby. This dog is named Max.
This different dog.
You can go and meet a kidnapper.
Book situations always end up in disaster.
You gotta talk to the cops.
The fuck is this form? She's my wife and it's my call. Can we talk about this later?
No, this whole thing, listen, you hit your head. I mean, jeez, out. Come on.
You got to understand how crazy all this sounds. If you're trying to pull a joke on me,
freak me out, it's working. Uh-huh. That's the laugh on Barry.
Signing the NBA.
Oh, they're real funny out. You can quit it now.
I think this is the form you want it.
And here are the keys.
Okay, and you're all set, Mr. Wait.
Glad to have you staying here.
Thanks.
Can you tell me how to get to Lovers Peak?
Oh, sure.
It's at the end of the nature trap.
Just follow the path so you'll get to it eventually.
It's an easy walk.
Nice spot, too.
If you have any trouble finding it, just keep your eyes on the radio mask.
It's right below that.
Yeah, what an...
Look, out.
You're asking me to believe that you shan't a dude who went both into thin air.
A guy who was bulletproof until you pointed a flashlight at him.
You hear that from people who end up spending time in panic.
It's face.
It's trapped to their beds.
wearing white shirts with too long tangled-up sleeves and eating a healthy diet of pills.
Al, you make cruel jokes about people who believe that kind of stuff. You're the skeptic.
You gave me an hour-long lecture on homeopathy last month. What was it? If there's no proof,
it's pure bullshit. Period. Just the laughs on me then. Al, come on. I mean, okay.
Okay, maybe something weird happened to you, okay?
Well, thanks for the heartfelt vote of confidence.
All I'm saying is you got to throw me a bone here best seller.
What would you think if it was made?
There's no way you should be going out at midnight with a gun.
No one asks you to come here, Barry.
If you even want me on this or go straight back to New York, your choice.
Uh-huh.
My God.
That's just crazy talk out.
Shut up!
How?
We should go to the show.
Shut up!
Damn it, Barry's the killer.
That's not a happy.
Damn it, Barry!
I'm going to Lovers Peak.
He's said to come alone.
Okay, okay then.
I understand.
You're my best friend that I'm worried that you're not right in the head.
Tell me what to do to help and I'll do it.
You stay here and if I'm not back by morning, call the cavalry.
Action!
Here's you.
You've got the scissors now.
Just be careful with the natives out.
These yokeles are dangerous.
Everybody hates a tourist.
Or it'll be deliverance all over again.
Yeah, say that?
I see.
Bless you
How about this mold in here spores poison ivy god knows what this is so not worth a 15%
Commission why the fuck didn't he come here then what the fuck oh?
Some batteries
Where's my gun?
I'm turning the lights off on him too.
Hope you like the dark pussy.
She's still talking.
I'm outside!
I'm like fucking leaving already.
He's still talking!
Let's see.
Cut for bit of felica to yapp, what's it all, let's do these?
I knew I was just repeating the same shit.
This wasn't a smartest thing I've ever done, but I was still angry with Barry for trying
to talk me out of it.
These people had called me right in the Sheriff station.
The cops wouldn't scare them, and they had a house.
That's it.
I think in this one.
Another fucking radio.
Welcome back to the show, folks, as promised.
Our very own goddamn else, if it's just parked, there's a rear end in this studio.
Would you fear fist-blank life my plan you make a sound a lot more organized and I ever see them that
No plan really just take me out here. I'm getting a little too new work again
You're much more than that you know
Tell me about it. Those saccharges for us older gentlemen
That's exactly bad.
But I'm going to check out the board of worship.
And I'll be one of the party contest judges too.
Well, that takes a different kind of Constitution.
Oh, yeah.
It's my kind of exercise.
How doc seriously you're in pretty good shape though.
You're the outdoors type.
I know for a fact, you're an abititian.
That's right.
My girlfriend just called out.
I've got a large mouth, but I asked her in this morning.
But you're not taking part in the patient's contest.
No, not this year.
Don't you see that?
I'm just not that competitive anymore.
Now I just like to take my time and enjoy the peace of it.
It's no fun if we need to worry about what I'm catching, you know?
I'm considering your attractor, the participants are probably a pretty happy field that way.
Well, that's kind of you to say.
Well, thank you so much.
I'm going to lie to him.
Once you need this, you happen about fish.
Where's my wife?
Oh my god.
I think this light blew out over here.
Who took my life by life?
Oh, I hear something behind me.
Just don't look back.
It's a bird.
What the fuck?
Huh?
Dead.
the
This one's got to be important, right?
Alternate reality.
the game. You take a guy and pull away from the rest of the officers report here.
A salt that victims head air, your repeat of the irreplaceable choice being a pair of
their lists. Maybe you're not the literary type. So you miss them.
Prove that kid doesn't, that's a kid that doesn't even look like an FBI agent.
I mean, there's no way to tell what you look like, no idea what I mean.
That must be difficult.
But then the random fingerprints got a match.
Who are prints?
I think...
Not...how about that?
Who's not sitting there in a black shirt and you took him to the game?
But white shirt is on the dead guy.
It's completely red now.
I hope you're away with this.
You really think that's in any way relevant to me?
I can't let it time to talk to my boy before the cops are right now.
You want to stop screaming, you're ready.
You think he's ever gonna be okay?
I don't like my boy.
I'm leaving.
Faster.
You gotta shut me down.
What is happening?
My god.
What does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck?
No explanation, just cinema bro.
He did say, you know, at the beginning that like, the writing, the mystery has to just leave the questions.
That's the hook.
were there two of him were there one of him and it was the age of that was the murderer
were they two different people what does it mean
page at the end of the fucking episode. I'm not reading now. That's a spoiler.
I'm not going to die.
Oh, you see that air!
Rusty
Where's the dog
Oh, hell it happened just so wait it wasn't that each other's the dog
He'll come back for me. You must... the lights in the office. I have the key.
Okay, Rusty. Hang on. I'll be right back.
Whatever did this, couldn't be far. Rusty had found a page from the manuscript. It would help me understand what had happened.
Where's the page? The worst page that he found.
save the dog I don't think I
good boy there you go that's all you get I don't think we can save the
dog I think the dog just it's just chilling in there
nope
the only way to make sure that Rusty was safe we'll see if the power running and the
lights back on. Oh, there it is, is that it? Just the one? Do I want to read it?
Rusty attacked by the dark presence. I don't know if I want to read that.
What if it's spoiled? The visitor sent her with sturdy, but the impact turned the front of
the building into splinters. Rusty was thrown across the lobby like a rag doll and hit the
floor wall hard. It didn't hurt until he tried to move and saw his leg then the wrong way.
felt the broken red stabbing him on the inside. Rusty howled and pain and fear suddenly afraid to
I don't know, that is it, that's it.
Yeah, all right.
Another page in here, gee.
At the last instant, I changed direction and threw myself down.
down. The axe splintered the trunk of a tree. I stumbled into the pool of bright light.
My lungs burned. I was too exhausted to move. I tensed as I waited for the killing blow.
But it never came. I raised my head. Nothing moved into darkness beyond. For the moment,
Bade in the cold light. I was safe.
What's your bullshit?
Punch up.
What happened to my shotgun god damn it?
Oh my god!
Someone had destroyed the circuit breaker.
There was no way to get the lights back on.
I think he's dead.
Rusty, no!
I just met this character.
I'll get this happened there, what's that?
One of the empanatges that loot the liquid darkness.
No! They killed the dogs!
They killed the dog!
Ow, you monster!
Oh!
Something had torn a man-assized hole in the wall a man-ass that will that was
Man-man-man-man-man-ass man-assized hole in the wall
Please don't forget
It's okay guys, maybe the dog is still okay
4,000.
Oh, that's him.
I'm not moving my other fucker.
Oh my god.
Take that peach.
I killed Rusty.
Oh shit.
whoop whop whop whop whop run run oh my asshole oh
oh
oh fuck I should have killed them god damn it oh no I have the fucking fight
The ground was covered with ornament patches.
Like liquid darkness.
Even minute, even minute.
Yeah, I should have killed them.
I thought I could do it. I thought it would just
Sorry, I'll shoot him
Going side was
I'm just making a wish for you to say it's ours.
Stop the things!
There we go.
the
We always pop up like that.
smoke monster from lost
Forget about Barry. It's just me going crazy
Staying the cat don't open the door for anyone. I mean it
What was that? Oh, it was nothing. That wasn't nothing. You're not crazy. Stay inside
Rusty's final thoughts in that last incident of consciousness Rusty thought about Rose
He was older than she was Rose was barely at her teens
But she made him feel young and forget what a train wreck has longed it marriage and then he still wore the ring
He'd been waiting for her to tell him to take it off now. She never would
No, he didn't wait. What no, he wait. What?
Also
What?
Too much information yet.
Now what?
What?
The foot?
Rusty?
The foot?
Is that what he was supposed to?
Oh, or answer a nature trail.
Just a weapon casher thing over here though.
In a spooky cave.
There's a shotgun.
Yeah, you would have.
And flare guns.
I have an unread page.
Yeah, I think I was going to skip it.
It was Wake I Lovers Peak, which is where we're going right now.
So I don't want to know what he's going to do at Lovers Peak because we're going
to Lovers Peak right now.
Even though Alan Wake is writing the story before we even get there, it's bullshit.
I have to take a P.P.
Also, I'm pretty hungry and I have to get some lunch and I'm pretty sick.
Boom!
I'm going to use the shotgun.
He should have so bugged out.
I made it a major to make it a major to make it a major to make it a major to make it
where's my wife?
I was just not lovers peak I thought it
thought this was lovers peak I guess it's further never mind
oh that's a big guy ow
He's strong. Oh my god.
I thought I jumped right into that.
the
others like 15 more
oh no
ow
ow!
I don't
oh no
I'm just chill this guy right away.
Oh my god!
Oh, I'm stuck.
Bitch.
I'm fucking hurt me.
Lovers.
No!
Oh, he's fuckin' bells on my head bro!
That's all.
Everybody, wait.
Wake sees the torch symbol.
I turned the corner afraid of what the flashlight's human might reveal.
Suddenly, a roughly painted symbol of a torch glowed in the light, behind it, in my
rock, set a battered metal trunk.
It was here for a reason, packed with supplies, batteries, flares, ammo, things you need
to make it through the darkness of the night, something left behind by someone I knew
what I knew, and more.
Yeah, I heard him about that.
I already knew about that.
Alan is a little late.
to
destroy this one
to
you
on
there alert
Hello?
I saw that.
Is he supposed to go up there?
What the fuck?
There's no way there's supposed to be sent that high up into the air like that.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, touch your foot up again, so you gotta go around.
Why is that thing flipping out?
What's the fun?
We care about it, isn't it?
it's just a really old tree, tree lord, but it's like the only thing that's over here, so I don't know.
I go the wrong way, or is that I feel like I have to go that way, no, or can I just jump this
shoot, I guess?
Alright.
Ha ha!
Agent Nightingale didn't want to be in bright falls.
These little communities revolve to them and he didn't like the trees or the coffee.
He now knew that impossible horrors lurk behind the store fronts and smiles.
He desperately wanted to turn the car around to just drive until he passed out or ran
at a road and booze.
But he had a job to do.
He had a rider to catch, at any cost.
That's us. That's us. That's us. I put nuts on your desk.
What the fuck are these? What is this?
What? What is this?
Look up.
Is that like peanut butter?
Peanut butter nuts?
Not your bad.
where is it a turn off this fucking flashlight so I could read some of this war
what a joe how you doing man
this guy's out of your wearing those cowboy boots that's a hangar what the fuck
he's wearing cowboy boots
Yeah, that was some weird, we're here, you see one's there.
and
save by generic military men
the flashlights kid stuff
the flares will keep the bastards away
he wrote in. Generic, you can send to him.
Now of course I see him. Come on, we gotta move. Why?
Because that's the way the story goes. Yeah, but it's move. I lost my gun back there.
Oh, I've got a gun. Just keep that light steady on.
It took a moment, but then I recognized him. He'd been on the fairy's first to ride it here.
This is the most... Kisses of my name. We were headed in the direction of Lover's peak.
There was no way this was a coincidence. He was the kidnapper
Not butter nuts
Hey, Lord, thank you for the five-tier one community to get to it's ups
I should probably
I should probably wait until
We get to the end of this chapter, and then I'll just fucking actually get food instead
We're eating nuts.
Still always guys running.
Everman for yourself, fuck you!
Oh, shoot him, shoot him!
Oh my god.
Get Naver, please help.
Get Naver!
Oh
Good effort
Ow, oh my god. Oh my god bro
Good effort just keep that light spary on it took a moment, but then I recognize now
He'd been on the ferry when I first arrived here without us. He knew my name. Oh, that's the guy
An action of lovers peak. There was no way this was a coincidence. He was the kid that
He's assuming he's assuming that this is the kid that
Ow, bro can the kidnap- ow, bro!
Kidnap her please!
Can you fucking do something for me?
Is he so bad?
Oh.
You're doing?
Kidnap her!
You idiot!
Ow!
Oh, I keep getting hit in my fucking head, please.
I've been hitin' the head with like, I'm different actors.
Oh my god.
Oh, I got it.
They're gonna, ow, they're gonna, they're gonna keep throwing this hit.
Kill them!
They're fucking run off.
Oh my god.
There, can't happen.
Brother, oh my god, what is this aim?
I'm going to fall.
You don't have to do that anymore.
You're gonna fall.
Shut down!
Please!
Oh my god!
Lovers peak.
Red of these stairs.
What the fuck?
The flames from the emergency box.
The hold them off while I get these boards off.
No.
I already used them all.
No can do.
Are you kidding?
Give me the gun.
the gun
Scaram off
He's just like pushed me
out there's another one here bro get that for
go go go go go that guy sucks
I like how he has that's like generic dialogue, but I think it's like on purpose for him because it is just like
like just generic AI friendly guy that's here to save Alan Wake.
I'm assuming that's how he wrote him.
This is it, Wake. The last stand. Oh no.
God damn god they're coming. It's not how this go. Get with the program.
You can get.
Ha!
Cheat this one.
Shoot this one right here.
Oh my god, get in that for please.
Bro, I'm getting shanked, hello.
As awful, you've still have a kill just got it.
Knapp
I'm rising our aiming at the one that I'm taking down the sky!
Taking down the shield for me!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh no!
Please!
Kim that hurt!
Oh my god, bro!
I'm gonna stand.
There's more players here.
Get on with the guys.
I'm gonna stand again, bro!
Give me the goddamn gun! They're coming!
That's not how this guy will get with a program week.
no, no!
I'm so shit!
I'm getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting!
Get him, hey!
HEY!
SHIT!
What is?
You see the way he's with me, yeah?
Ow!
Kidnap her!
Pro!
Oh my god!
I'm much ammo, unless this guy have to be doing this.
All right, right, right, right!
Soon, come down here.
KELOM! KELOM before they drop down!
KELOM!
Please!
What are you doing?
Oh my god, please!
What in the fuck?
See? Nothing too, he says. Are you fucking kidding me after all that?
Let's cut the act now. Where's my wife? I knew you were gonna say that. I've read it all before.
You're a hell of a writer, congratulations.
You're gonna pray about something glorious and terrible
once we get you some proper editorial control.
Where's my wife?
How are you talking about it?
Where's Alice?
I want the entire manuscript.
Or she's got a suffer bad.
You touch her pulse!
I was going to threaten him while also punching him in the face.
You're the main suspect.
I'll be sorry.
No, come back here.
I swear I'll kill you through her palace.
Do you hear me?
Come back here!
He had palace.
And he wanted the manuscript because he thought it held some magical power.
But I had no manuscript to give him.
I just had to get back to Barry and figure out my next move.
There's a page right here.
But don't me.
On more than one occasion, Alice had tried to explain to me how it felt to be afraid of the dark.
To her darkness wasn't simply the absence of light, but something more tangible than that.
It was something you could touch and feel.
Worse than that, it was something with a mind of its own, something malicious and malign.
For her things changed when they were wrapped in darkness, they turned into something else, something for her.
And nothing was safe or innocent anymore.
I'd never really understood what she meant until now turn into something foreign and I jumped this with that okay
It's gonna say if I could jump that without dying
Is that a bear I don't remember a bear in this game, but hey
Oh, there's another oh, it's a it's on the page what is that?
That's a bear trap.
It's gonna warn me about these traps.
I wouldn't want to get caught in one of them.
Those teeth look nasty.
I guess we just skipped over there.
I mean they're pretty bright.
Okay.
We might get residents before here, I guess.
Oh, he was fuckin' hiding.
Oh, my god.
Can't replace.
I love the guy in the jumpsuit.
I don't know how he really fits in terms of being an enemy, but...
the
and a fucking tracksuit somehow is I get the other oh like these guys that are like woodcutters and shit
yeah where are you running now
ow
I'm too...
but they let...
There's another page over here.
What's this wood say?
Wake, here's a chainsaw.
Holy smokes, there's a lot to this chapter guys. I might need to go get my theater equipped. My god.
The night had been one desperate situation after another.
I was exhausted, and my body felt as though it had been chewed up and sped out.
The flashlight was heavy in my hand, and each pull of the trigger send a painful shock up my arm.
But I was finally out of the woods, and things were looking up.
That's when I heard the chainsaw.
Ah, see, that spoilers, bro.
We know now only make it out of the fucking woods.
We're gonna get...
...stocked by a chainsaw guy.
I
Change my twitching my twitching my twitching my twitching my twitching but did it do no
It's always been this
Forever I'd heard the blame fall it made no sense. It was clear that it had just fallen here
but it was very old and obviously hadn't flown in decades.
Looking at it, sent a shiver down my spine.
There's two slushers, group on this as well.
Oh no!
Hey me, I was supposed to do that. No, actually wait, was I supposed to do that?
Can I jump on this?
Bro, he can't like grab the ledge.
Fuck, kidding me.
There is yellow paint right now, but it leads me to not the thing that I want.
It leads me to this.
I don't really know what the point of doing all that was.
I don't really know if I even needed to do that question mark.
I can see it's like I have to go this way.
I have no idea what the fuck.
So I'm not being this down, push it.
What the fuck is that breathing?
I don't think he's does anything.
Bruh! Thank you for the 5-term one community get themselves, man.
I'm just going to try to jump. Why can't he climb? It looks like he has a climbing animation,
fucking time. Oh there it goes. What the fuck?
But I can't make it up there. It's okay.
Brother, you can make that jump. What the fuck?
I'm so confused by this, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing here.
I got the goods, but what the fuck did he hit?
the objective is the other way
oh okay I don't think this is supposed to be how this goes
I'm supposed to be up here
I just fell down and I didn't even move
to get back into the
reach it in there
I'm gonna take my pistol.
You go up.
Up and around.
There's no visible.
There's no, there's no, there's no.
There's no visible.
There's no, there's no.
the
way to be in a way to be in a way to be
the
This cannot be the this cannot be right. There's no way there's no way. This will kill me
There's no way this is right
Also this is like back where we gave from so
So a fucking marker is like flippin' shit.
Maybe we're just supposed to go higher up.
Yeah, this is the same drop down.
I heard the blame fall, it made no sense, it was clear that it just won't hear.
It was very old and then obviously had a full lick decades.
Looking at it, said it should.
Okay, seems shooting in.
and
where the fuck you where the fuck you go for me
there's no coming
There's like not even a way up or maybe we just we just go up there. Nope. I can't go up this way.
Maybe we just go down.
Over here where the flare is.
This is the way
Oh, I'm the tracks you guys in
Okay, we did by daylight over here first.
Haha, he's so cute.
Oh, come on guys!
Two!
Oh!
Motherfucker!
that's fucking dirty
it
probably isn't a good idea to go over there
but fucking fall off the edge again
this is the way
I saw that guy spawned. I saw he's spawned.
Ow, my head. Ow, my head. Ow, my head.
I think we definitely have a compassion.
are
watched streets disabled for the cinema on
a
no, I don't know how to disable any of them, you can disable that's just like a
I wish you that's just like a pitch thing.
What the?
Oh, what the fuck does he have me I stepped in the group?
This is a little piece of a red end.
Fuckin' I even oozed fucking flop.
What's that one, see?
Oh my god.
The logging site was a mess.
The modular office had been pushed off the cliff.
Deputy Thornton climbed up from the wreckage excited, breathing hard from the exertion.
Nobody there.
It's a weird.
Do you think that's weird?
More than a moment in loud and mighty snored.
Hell, it's always weird Thornton.
Just a question of sorting out what kind of weird it is this time around.
You alright?
Yeah, alright.
Huh?
Another one.
For Barry, so the darkness attacked the visitor center, didn't make him a believer.
The men else said he'd shot, they hadn't been just locals on crack.
Somehow the world had changed, like the channel had been switched without warning.
You think you're watching a sitcom and you're really watching a horror show?
When the bird started attacking the cabin, Barry wasn't surprised, just terrified.
Spoilers.
Even more fucking spoilers.
Ah!
Darkness wears her face.
That was easy.
I was gonna use the flare gun on him, but he was already done so, but...
Shadows stirred in the wind bicked up as I ran through the forest.
I felt the dark presence turning its gaze toward me, then the moonlight was blotted out
by dark shadows that raced violently across the ground, moving too swiftly to be natural.
the darkness gathered between the trees and melt again to reveal the takin
no natural path had brought them here
the takin
another fuck do I get?
We're almost there, and we're almost out of the woods, I think.
Ow!
Like I couldn't see anything in the middle!
I feel like they added like crazy bloom effects or some shit in this in this remaster.
We're like the flare you can't see anything.
So remember in the original you shoot the flare gun it would be like a it's like a it would
be like a string to the enemy and then it would like explode on them but you had at least
be able to see what the fuck was happening?
That's a big ass geek.
The team's all!
It's not already.
And it was written as it was written.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but he's covered with dirt and he's not allowed to control me.
Stay out of sight.
I'm on my way.
Don't open the door.
I'm creating.
Stay hidden.
I'll be here soon.
Just make sure you keep the lights on.
Remind me, Chad.
Was this, was this again all real?
Or was this in his mind?
He wants spoilers for on chapter 2 with the fuck?
You can't just spoil the fucking end of the game and chapter 2 will we're fucking replaying through it with the fuck you do kid?
I still had to reach Barry at the cabin, but at least I was out of the woods
That's what was written in the script there. You should have seen it, please
I don't have to get the car from the locker lodge.
It would get me back to Barry Faster and the headlots were a welcome bonus.
I feel like I vaguely remember this part, but I'm not 100% going to the bathroom.
Oh, a story is not a machine that does what you tell it.
The story is a beast of the life of its own.
You can create it, shape it, but as the story grows,
it starts with warning things of its own.
Change one thing into set-up, a chain reaction of events
that spreads the whole thing.
The characters have to be true to themselves.
The events need to follow a logic that fits the story.
A single flaw in the magic has gone.
The story dies.
At least, don't I say so.
Got that?
We need to create a New York Times bestseller, or else Alice is going to die.
Oh, what the fuck!
There's nothing out there.
I didn't even leave the bathroom.
I completely forgot that you can even drive with a foot. I'm stuck. The car is stuck.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
Plus, there's another hitchhiker.
Oh shit.
of
the
of the controls on this are kind of bad
He's fucking ragged up like these guys though.
Me? Me?
I'm fucking stuck on what am I stuck on the piece of fucking cement on the ground what am I stuck on?
Get out of the car. Just get out of the car and go. I can't. Let's fuck out of the car.
Checked out of the car. We'll fucking walk them rest of the way. I hope it's not far
Fucking broken
What the hell is that trailer moving?
Let me.
Let me that burn.
Let me this.
This fucking remaster.
This is shit.
Oh, this is a page.
The air in the visitor center was heavy with an awful smell as if some rotten drowning had crawled up from its grave.
Rusty kept coughing blood. My eyes were drawn to the twisted shape of his broken leg. The attack had been vicious.
Max whined in his cage. Rusty's eyes were wild with fear and terror. He gasped.
Mr. Wake, it happened just the way it was on that page.
And that's what he said as well. That's what he said when we talked to him.
The page is no.
The flare gun will probably be the best weapon I could imagine gets the dark things I was facing.
Yes? Hello?
It just ran up and fucking just...
Fucking just socked the random out!
What the fuck?
That's such a fucking huge shot bro.
It was the kid network.
You son of a bitch, where's my wife?
Enough horse play, wait.
You know whether the manuscript and you can have your woman back.
Simple as that.
I don't listen.
Listen.
I'm gonna need time to finish it.
I still need to wipe the ending.
I need a week.
Not done?
I need a week.
Two days.
The old bright false coal mine is nearby.
You can find it easy.
The main building there at noon you bring the manuscript to get your wife not well
Give me yes, yes, why I can't you
It's guy wants to take our story
You want to become a moon in air off of my story?
Very talked about birds over the phone
I seem to recall there's like an instance in this game where you like fight a tornado or something I think it might be this it might be tornado birds
I don't fucking remember it was a long time ago
This is a normal, these birds are weird.
What the?
See the way that spawned?
I think I shot him, I'm not a hundred percent.
Oh, f**k in birds!
and then 1000 birds attacked Alan wait the darkness engulfed the sky and
out of the darkness king a plethora of prose I had to do what I could I had to
fight for my life and for the light of Alice and Barry
Oh, I mean, I can't tell if I need you.
Oh, it died.
You should open the door now.
Oh, they're gone.
Yeah, that was easy.
Hey, ow, ow, ow.
I said very to the town to chat around about a man fitting the kidnapper's description.
He'd go through the archives of local paper, perhaps he could learn something, anything
about the island and the cabin that had disappeared.
The man wanted a manuscript.
I had to try to write him on to get Alice back.
The Supernatural had always been nothing but a metaphor for the human psyche.
A tool to use in writing fiction.
Now, it was happening for real.
And I couldn't put a single word on paper.
Why not just give him the pages that we've found on the ground
that we know that we wrote once upon a time,
but we don't know whether or not we wrote it
in the future or the past.
Rose?
I found Mr. White's pages.
Oh, are you sweet, brilliant girl?
I'm just awake, I'm getting some.
I live in the trailer of Marcoside the town.
Will be there in the house that I'll see you soon.
I'm just gonna talk to you.
Have a great day.
Hope you come back soon.
Welcome to the home.
You're a dog.
Good.
and
it only has the pages
the acknowledged the pages
you just can't in the homework and be like there you go
give me my life
But now he's trying to write a new story at the same time.
End of episode.
Alright, I got a little pp real quick.
I'm gonna go pp and grab some food real quick.
Stéphane, who, in short, had not massed the existence of logic, and the Azuletolphane to be
in the next generation.
The theoretical and all-of-the-trade in the field.
And our history, the victory.
You
Yeah, it's a wake, it's a breaker.
We have an FBI this year, 80's night kill.
That's beyond it.
He's anxious to see you. It's better come to the station.
Okay, I'll be right over here.
Let's make this quick, huh?
I'm looking for.
I'm not in the manager.
I gotta hurry.
I'm looking for Rose.
Works as a waitress down the diner.
Rose?
Sure.
My squirrel.
I was just...
You want to stay-
I'm so into your brain.
I can't wait.
I'm not scared of the rake-
I'm the right.
I heard of the radio you were visiting.
Well, I'll show your trail.
That rose?
She's a nice squirrel, always pays her rent on time.
As I was saying, out, I found all sorts of weird stuff from the local news.
papers archives. This place is crazy! Just appearances, mysterious deaths, urban legends
come true and get this. Most of this stuff takes place around cold-dren lake.
Well, you ain't wrong, mister. The Indian thought the lake was a doorway to the end of
the world. I'm a godfierant type myself. I don't hold on that sort of thing.
Yeah, okay. Anyway, there was an island there owned by a guy called Thomas Zing.
Now go!
Yes!
There were books in there by Thomas.
So much so that the place came to be called Diversile.
But the boat was on the way and erupted in 1970 and Zane went down with the islands.
The diving gear.
That's him.
Beast it together.
together. That was important where you guys lived on. I'll take you to Rose's trail.
You need to call him the fuck down and let me eat for a second. You dumb bitch.
Am I doing two after one? Follow me. It's not far. I will probably do two after one. Yes,
I would hope so. Unless something happens, you know? Unless something comes up.
Listen, I get things to do. This place don't run itself.
Oh my god.
Jay, thank you for the $20 bomb bro.
Oh, give me a break, Mr. Can we just get a move on?
Oh my god, how many lines does he have to do this bro?
Officer, there's American waistline that takes place between one and two.
Yeah, I don't really care about that game.
I don't think that one's remastered, so I don't think there's gonna be any way for us to do that.
I'm pretty sure American nightmares just like a more like an arcadey like kind of like
like fucking, what's it called, like waves of enemies bullshit, kind of thing.
But it has story. Okay, well maybe we'll check it out. I guess. And if it sucks, then I blame
you guys.
He stopped talking now, so I think I can eat in peace.
Oh, no.
Uh-uh-uh.
Hmm.
What am I eating?
Jacksonix.
I also got a bowl.
Yeah, I got actual food, yeah, I got actual food.
Fuck my, freely.
You're doing a DLC for the game as well?
Motherfucker, didn't we?
I'm going to.
Let me just fucking talk about it just now.
We're like, have like a whole conversation.
And then like as soon as set conversation ends.
So are we going to do that deal see no it's not going to be it's not going to be remastered
I don't remember any DLCs are out and wait, like that aren't, I don't know what they are.
like that aren't that stand alone one.
Alan Wake, ELC.
Oh, it's in the remaster.
Is it called the signal in the writer?
I guess that's the part of this one, then yeah, I guess I probably do that.
Why not?
Game bowling?
They're trolling, bro.
just hearing ambient birds. You might have to add time since you're just eating. I'm
I'm going to have to time it take for me to fuck your mom to. How about that?
One minute.
Yeah, God can't eat any, man. I can't fucking have a, I can't have a food break
I'm not going to get a couple more bites from the knockie ball.
I'm always eating.
What?
What fucking streams are you watching?
Where I'm always eating.
I think I only eat like
literally like that like one of the other streams and before that I don't even know when last time it was what but
Let's try to get my protein and so I can actually make it through.
Steve, thank you for the five-ter-one community to get to the subs.
the ASMR stream.
You know how many years ago that was?
I'm going to go now, I've got for now, I'll keep marching on and as we go.
Let's make it in the sky way too.
Yeah.
Oh.
Grow.
It's got yelled at me.
Fine.
It's fine, I don't got nowhere to be, I guess.
Yeah, how about that?
It was there in the morning, as if it had fallen from the sky.
But it would take a tornado or something like that.
Where damn lucky it didn't crush any of the trails.
There's Goop there.
Why is he packing a third leg?
Well, welcome like he's packing a third leg, I think you might have a bomb leg man
Why you guys making fun of him? Let's kind of fuck up
He might have a prosthetic leg
Now he should himself
You're still weak earlier.
They were lovers.
Sure, Jagger's a local spook store.
The scratch and hag comes for you in the dark.
Childish stuff like that.
Anyway, Owl, I'm just getting to the best part.
All of the articles about this stuff
were written by Cynthia Weaver.
I asked around, and she's that crazy bag lady you met.
What, the lamp lady?
Oh, it'll look you, but she's not home, sir.
Anyway, she knew both Jagger and Zane, but for they both died, and she had some kind of a breakdown
What was he doing? Why was he just checking the garbage?
Oh, now you're waiting again. Oh, oh
Go
Well, mister, this here's Rosa's trailer.
You might be asking what you want with her.
Or just here to talk to her pal.
That's a wall, Barry.
Welcome to...to...oh dear Mr. Wake. I'm...I'm so glad you're here.
Rose, you have my manuscript?
Oh, oh yes. Yes. Please, come in.
You're like...hey, this is really good.
Rose.
Yes.
My manuscript.
I really need it.
I understand. I know what you need, I'm just too inspired.
Oh, for Barry. She doesn't have anything.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah. Oh, what's-
Oh.
Barry.
What?
Woof.
Boys in.
It's coming through, hiding in my father's skin.
I do need to stop it, you must turn the lights on.
I promise I come visit you and for lovely wife.
You must finish what you started.
I insist.
You must turn the life on.
Turn the life on.
Back to my mind.
I felt nauseous.
Only anger kept me going.
Yeah!
about the complex incantation of attempting.
About this place,
she's worked with another writer
under similar circumstances,
Thomas Aene,
the genre of the story seems to be shifting.
It's turning into a horror story.
I'm getting close.
I can feel it.
It's supposed to what?
What kind of genre was he writing it?
To be at first?
Thriller?
that top left picture is fucking
fowl
I thought the top left and the top right what what the fuck
she's got all this books
smutty think he was writing something
oh no he was like
you can save your wife
but I need you to write a story for me
He starts writing smart.
She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Horst started day from me.
I had less than 12 hours left to meet the kid in that bar.
All I could do was get buried into the car,
work something out once I got in the road.
Welcome to the O'Deer Diner.
Well, can I get you today?
Coffee?
I couldn't work up much hate for Rose,
something I'd used her to get to me,
to me and left it's mark.
First, I feel it's pretty milk and sugar on the counter there.
Wouldn't you like to hear today's specials?
Thank you.
A nice day.
Come back soon.
Return to Sender.
It is that stuff.
There he was out of it.
He was way too heavy to carry.
How the fuck are we getting his ass up?
All right.
My gun and flashlight were gone.
I'd have to find a way to get buried into the car as quickly as possible.
There was no time to waste.
Mr. Randolph like Rose, that little smile she had,
how she was still sweet when life had tried so hard to make her better.
It wasn't any of his business what she did in her trailer.
But those strangers, the writer and his smart ass sidekick, looked like trouble
and they've been in there for hours.
Wait, Pastor, normal, that time.
You reach for the phone and call the sheriff's station.
You call the cops on me!
I'll get stitch.
Oh.
Or Laura?
No.
Just step down side to catch a breath of fresh air, let me tell ya, the weather is getting
heavy, nice like this make me especially glad I'm here talking to you and not home
and bad once once the weather takes a turn like this I can't sleep at all.
So, tangle bed sheets and dark thoughts punctuated by the occasional plunge into nightmare,
Is it just me?
Well, perhaps it is.
But I hope I can make the night a little easier to get through.
Call her. You're on KBS FF.
Hey, hey, it's one Schneider.
What's on your mind, Walt?
Well, I'm the way you are, but...
Walt Schneider.
The kids may be real shy,
but you think they're having a window here.
You try to make sense to the halls, but I can't.
Well, you sound like a man with a problem, Wolf.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know, uh, you know, uh, I give it with Danny.
You know, Danny is...
Uh, Danny is somewhat the Lord.
You know, you know, uh, I'm just...
Well, Barry's something like that, Wolf.
Yeah. Well, you know, he's done.
This is the guy from the jail cell.
He's afraid of the dark.
Wait for a while.
I don't know.
You know something.
You don't only gotta think out.
Think.
Think you better go.
Well, well, maybe not.
That takes that.
Well, good luck to you all.
Hey, and there.
Let's take a little break, folks.
This weather's really something else, huh?
Oh, no, I mean, so...
Oh, I was like, what the fuck was that?
I thought that was the lady, the woman black, trying to, I don't know, I don't know,
but almost adopted voice.
There's a guy right there in the fucking snitch.
I hear baby.
Oh, you're gonna get it now.
What are you gonna do?
God knows what you've done to that poor girl.
This is Agent Nightingale FBI.
Get him up, Hemingway.
You're under arrest.
You move a muscle on him, and right in, God damn face.
Stay right where you are, please!
What the- what?
What the fuck is coming away?
What are- I'm standing right here, you goddamn maniac!
They all made me hate to leave Barry behind,
But there was no way I'd miss my point. I'm not the king.
Famous Raider guy.
So they're like, ah, famous Raider guy.
You know?
I think there's one of the jails, there's no way they have a helicopter.
Oh
Who that she that guy? Oh, yeah. Oh, she ain't there shooting at me. It's about how it's just like a regular guy
Is that even a cop who the fuck is that?
There's FBI I guess it is FBI. What the fuck they call it FBI with the fucking I do?
He's a famous writer.
Hey, do it again.
Unless they know about Stark and how I killed him.
For decades, the darkness that wore Barbara Jagger's skin slept fitfully in the dark place that was its home and prism.
It was hungry and in pain.
It dreamed of its nights of glory when the poets riding had called it from the depths and given it a brief, terrible taste of power and freedom.
The rock stars had stirred it from the deep, sleep deported, sunk it back to the end.
When it sensed the writer on the ferry, it opened its eyes.
Oh my god, she knew I'd send this to God there.
She knew.
Oh!
Hey, I mean, like, smush the car!
Oh, there's another paper over here.
Emoor.
Rose didn't know how the strange old lady got in her trailer, and she looked wrong somehow.
The woman's shoulder teeth in an approximation of a smile and traced a finger down Rose's
cheek pretty girl, she said.
Oh, Rose felt as if she was falling asleep, but her knees didn't buckle.
The Crohn's spoken a whisper.
Her words, ice cold, dark, and roses here.
Steel lady.
Hmm.
What are we like, what do we do?
Is it the stocky?
Do you think that I, that I killed stocky?
I did.
Do they know?
They think Alan her rose.
There's no evidence.
I just fell asleep at her place.
What the fuck?
I was drugged.
They could get, uh, they could get, uh,
don't blood tests.
See, then, I was drugged.
Smoke monsters back in here.
Smoke monsters killing all the cops.
I don't even think we really need to bother honestly. I guess Barbara, if I can make jagger or whatever.
This horror was everywhere I went, circling me.
The cops didn't stand a chance.
They were after a writer, not a monster.
What the fuck?
Bigfoot Mansion.
to
eat a
finch
so they just got ghost monster now they're like oh my god he did this to that what do they think like what the fuck do they think that this
who wrote this story Alan Wake is an idiot
he wrote this story that we're
this is what he was but this is what he's been cooking in his fucking log cabin this shit sucks
What a fucking idiot!
What a terrible story!
The smoke monster kills a must have been Alan Wake, the writer.
Oh!
I think I don't want to burn.
Oh, shoot it, I think!
The bird saved me
Okay, I was saying see oh my god
No fire
Just a white flash I guess I guess there did
Oh there's a
Wait, there's the fire.
There's a little delayed, but I saw it.
I look really bad.
It's just fire now, I guess.
Fuck.
How long ago did that play out on the original release?
Like, way back on 360?
like when the game first came out
you see it now
report to death to the law I told you everything is linked together bro we had a big foot
mentioned to
can't even zoom in much further that that is that is awful fire oh my god
look there's the thing from the tower as well look at that
We got both wheel and pro's in custody and put up a fighter at the station.
But it was just a slow switch and trot.
Sit down and give me that.
Hey, all right here. Over.
Go ahead, all right.
Oh, we got wheeler and roll here.
Wheeler's from her off the bus.
I'm thinking of where she's at.
That's fed and I'm pretty distinctive with the boat.
I don't have anything on that deputy Mulligan's over there.
Well, whatever. Anyway, Role.
The FBI agent is drunk.
You better get docked and take a look at both.
Over there.
You better get them here quickly.
The bed didn't want to interview you.
We all are over.
Oh, we can help it.
Looks like they have a lot to common.
Oh, I got to help him.
See, the FBI agent has dropped.
You can't be doing that.
Can't be doing that.
I could see the lights of the radio station in the distance.
For the old days.
Hmm.
I imagined that the broadcast tower in the distance
was part of the local radio station.
Maine seemed like a decent guy.
Perhaps he could give me directions to the coal mine.
My life.
I don't know if we want to go down there or not, it's like the windicoat down there.
A natural shadow is cloned to the gate.
The darkness that was after me was trying to stop me.
I wouldn't get through that.
She was not asking me.
was no power to the search light.
Good evening.
We're going to have to tip by day light up here somewhere, right there it is, I see it.
Huckham, Huckham Barbrook and the Jagger is terrorizing me when she just wants me to write in my story.
Right in my story. I see trying to kill me.
Fuck for a problem.
I have to see if I could fix it and try again.
What?
Look out.
Oh, kick it.
I don't know if he wants it. This is a layup, honestly, for them.
I don't know
This would have been a layout
He's out here doing the generator minigame all the time
This is an easy layout right there
Is he actually in there?
Okay, I don't know he's actually in there
Oh, that like the second version of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's true. I guess he was he in Fortnite as well. They put him in Fortnite
He's not in Fortnite
to
his perks are pretty garb
Uh oh
I
Are Braini to chill out
I'd like to see like a map of the area, you know, if Barbara is dead in the water and she's
terrorizing through her to recognize the flashbang grenades, they were an ideal weapon for my
situation.
another
I am awake murdered them
Oh!
It's far away.
Ah!
It's a way they died.
Oh, my God.
Ow! The throwing suit at the back of my head again!
Other fuckers
I need a gun
Well, I'm not here to do our part time, and there's a big ruckus, don't want on over there.
There are just up the road from me too. What's going on, do you see?
Stitch?
I don't know, but there's a bunch of police cars there.
Lots of firemen, uh, helicopter bus in the round, and I think there are some gunshots.
Conshots?
Yes, sir, we're linked from a pistol. So can you find out what's going on?
Can you see the station, take a tour, and they're pumping on gunster?
I don't know if I can do it.
There's still shooting?
Oh, it was maybe 10-10 feet.
There we go.
It sounds serious, but I'm trying to hit him.
Walk outside then, you stupid fuck.
Yeah, I'm certainly going to give the station a call, milled.
Okay.
You snitch.
You're here as soon as I hear from him.
Okay, thanks.
What a fuck, Lord, Bureau.
his first thought instead of calling the police is it called a local radio
pack are you gonna do something about this got to let them know pack this gunshot
That's outside my window!
Oh shit.
About him.
Touched by the dark presence,
Rose was lost in a dreamland
where everything was drawn in black and grey crayons.
The one lady had promised her that all her wishes would come true.
Crans.
She was the Alan Wakes News.
He says crans like me.
He makes so hard at her face.
She crushed a bottle full of sleeping pills into the coffee.
Deep down inside.
She was screaming at terror.
I got.
Crans.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know why that blue-up so fast.
I don't know where the fuck I'm going, I got ahhh!
Ow stop, what's your deal?
What the f-
W-
Oh my god, fine!
Jesus, they either have the worst aim or like some straight up just
grade a stellar aim for my fucking head.
No way Alan Lake does not have a concussion.
I'm made it.
Time to get somebody else killed.
I hope main to lend you a card to get to the court
Okay, let's see what we have for us.
I guess I'll find something to tell you about.
What do you mean?
Easier uping.
Woah!
Dale!
Oh!
We'll thank you very much for that compassionate view point, Florida.
Said those people, why bother wasting resources on those people?
Those trailer park people.
and
it's a pretty big place for a radio station
the night out
it doesn't always play like it sounds like
the sounds like a song that would be playing in like a fucking
16 during like Queen of the Dand or something like in the
This game did come out when this come out like originally like 2007
That's some of that
No, don't fucking know
Idiot you fucking idiot. Why would you say that on the air? I'm still glad you could find a time to do this Mr. Wake
Oh my god, instantly.
And Brown.
Well, everyone calm down.
What the hell is this FBI agent's problem?
The problem!
Was that another famous writer or that that he's...
Oh, was that another one that was another one?
That was another one.
I was pointless.
And I was so pointless.
Uh oh, what's that out of there?
Train.
Night and Gale stared through the broken studio window into the dark woods.
He turned around, started to walk out, but Ming grabbed his arm.
Young man, you almost shot me.
You don't shoot off rounds at people like that. What's the matter with you?
Nightingale shook his arm free, Mars down, his cheeks burned with rage and humiliation.
And how does he not get? He should be reprimanded for that. That's bullshit.
I need a gun.
Oh, it's the fucking cops!
So again, I don't, okay, so okay, that's the amount.
How did you know now? I get a gun again. It was just leaving these revolvers like all over the place
If
I'm never gonna be able to get my photo
I was hanging child to have it.
Okay, so if Barbara McJagger,
it's okay if Barbara McJagger is she there was no sensible reason for the power company
work likes to be here. It was almost as if they'd been left for someone like me to use.
Barbara McGregor, right? She died in the lake like like Jason's mom, right? And she's haunting
us from that location and she's doing all this and she wants us to write the
manuscript. That's her whole thing. She wants us to write. She wants us to write
something fucked up because the words that we put the pet from Penta paper
come to life. But why is she trying to stop me from getting to the kidnapper? Why
Why doesn't she just take over the kidnapper like she took over Rose?
You know what I mean?
And then when we get there, you know, he just says, I mean, it's like, you know, he has
to write it for her, it's the whole thing, explained later.
I don't believe in.
use the kidnapper
that's David
to wait for me like he like died like he like Mario jumped in the air
let's see what we got this way
stop shurping I'm not
I got a string
I'm barely shurping I can I can I can get into it for a couple minutes okay
Oh.
Look, I don't know the one.
Makes up Golden Niney 100 better gaming chair.
I already said I need to get like I need to go I don't even know if office max is existing anymore, but
Need to go back to an office max and just get the same fucking share that I got like a decade ago
Oh, that's shit
We could tack by bulldozer. I'm not reading that one. That's a spoiler
of
I think I should, man, maybe I should live.
I don't know.
Not a one.
It's useful.
Sarah distrust nightingale, no shit.
Sarah trusted her gut.
And her gut said Agent Nightingale was massive.
He felt wrong.
And it wasn't just the smell of stale boots.
It was in the way he flashed his badge.
Hold her eye.
They're looking his eyes when he wanted answers.
Where was Alan Wake?
What was this about an accident? Where was this wife? And most importantly, why did she let wait go?
He wouldn't answer a question. Federal business was all he'd say.
Why am...
I feel like the smell of steel booze would probably be enough to justify it. I don't know if you need all the rest, but...
Hello?
You're the most stubborn man I've ever met?
Alice?
I saw a grave.
She's the end of the dark.
I'm going to tell you something.
I look at you, I look at you, something else looking out behind your eyes.
Alice, I'm here.
I'm so alone here.
I'm going to go back.
You need to care for the coffee.
The connection had been terrible, but that wasn't the only thing that hadn't been right
with the call.
She's sort of wrong somehow, but she had called me.
If you imagine, if there's like a supernatural bean,
that's like dead and terrorizing you,
and they call you up to imitate one of your loved ones,
but the reception is just so poor that you can't really make it up.
It's like the supernatural bean is somehow still
at the mercy of your connection.
I think my wife has been kidnapped, I don't think.
Sure, well that's what the story they're telling right now.
It's not all.
I wrenched itself loose from the bridge's steel framework, wrapped in darkness, it floated in midair, twitching.
For a moment, I didn't understand what I was looking at.
The heavy object lords that me with impossible force.
Lords should have learned the way, but just barely.
When I turn my flashlight on it, it's shook in a dark rage, before it flew with me again.
Shit.
It's got to need to get like a headland.
We need a headland.
How does Shack sit on the toilet?
I imagine he probably have a custom toilet, you know?
I think you think Shack don't got a custom toilet.
What?
Oh.
Nice.
I get this fucking stuff here and then they fucking jump my ass immediately.
Oh my face again.
My fucking face.
the
and
another
Oh, the distance that was pursuing was going to be stronger and it was taking over everything
I'm gonna be like what the fuck?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Butter!
Ah!
Oh fuck!
Evil proper!
Stop!
Oh!
I got one!
Oh, prop up use, this is an admin fucking with me.
Oh my god, the way they racked all two, this is gonna be so buddy.
I thought that would like open up the gate or something.
It did nothing.
Wake in the dark presence in the lodge.
to open the door. True to form the asshole, actually thought I would obey. I'd notice
if they left. I'll get up either. I took a moment to save this screen. I bet I had
a smile on my face. It was all that I had time for. The dark presence was inside
the lodge with me.
Right, did that happen yet? I don't think that happened yet. That's the spoilers.
As a teenager, just started to get interested in writing, Stephen King had been a source
of inspiration to me.
I thought about all the inanimate objects that had come to life in his books.
No one is safe in a good horror story.
Certainly not the protagonist.
That's what makes them fun.
This was anything but the darkness could possess anything when it was getting closer.
I'm not sure at all.
That's not sure at all.
The protagonist is the safe one. What the fuck was he talking about it's got to know what the fuck he's on
Especially the heavy
Give me
Give me the heavy
That's why it's a shit.
Maybe that's why he hasn't had a good hit in two years.
That's really digging up.
That was our last flash.
It's a great thing that I'm going to use, but I'm not going to kill you, and then I can hit it.
I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
Then I'll kill you.
This is a real genius.
That's a genius.
Oh, bro! This fucking guy in the jump swoop, man! What is he doing?
There's a big boy.
Oh another TV, a new episode!
I have to make a right in my spray list.
I don't know what to do!
The actual list calendar is a trick to send the local customs and consular community in my spray list,
have been used in success.
I'm too late.
The only way to change your mind is to change your customs,
look on the bottom of my head, or love's kind of stupid.
Well, Mr. Durlin, he'll like to run exhibition,
but you've had demonstrated the seriousness of your dance.
Well, I am serious.
Really just do your things,
I'll stay out of your way and observe.
Actually, I thought you could assist us on the free in the army and short.
It would provide you with an intimate perspective.
Whoa!
Oh my god, I'm going to go back to the other guys is watching.
So Are you teenager where can I go?
Try to prevent the laptop from writing the gun against me.
I can shoot.
Really?
You won't kick her any more at this point.
No.
Ski Burjok.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Hey, impregnated him with a...
Face hugger.
never had dropped and threw myself towards it just as I felt my feet
leaned the ground. The darkness embraced me with the force of a tornado.
Somehow I made it to light the flare. The darkness lowered and cast me away.
I felt toward the dark waters of a lake far below. I don't know if that's
happened yet. I'm not sure if that's happened yet or if it's it if that was
Before
That's the bulldozer
Take that evil bulldozer
is there?
It's dead.
It's dead already out.
Can I turn up the game?
There's no way you're saying it's quite.
You guys need to get a new bit.
of
Lobby is a bit quiet bro, not this again. It's the fucking way. I don't even think it's just separate of this
They're all at a hundred percent
There's no way
It is whether it's hockey
No way what the fuck is your guys the setups bro? What the fuck?
What the fuck are you using?
first I'm going to eat some nut butter nuts it is set to being so loud I have it
up to like 85 and then at the game on the game it's like a hundred I don't know how you
guys aren't hearing any of them.
Notching on my TV. Well that might be why you might need to go buy a soundbar or something like that or some speakers because I think most internal TV speakers are pretty
shite, this fucking guy, guys get to 9k already. This guy with this guy in the E1, he just
Okay, what, one says to come back.
We're gonna bring back the gang.
I had never been this glad to see this sunrise.
I had a couple of hours to get to the coal mine.
How's it going?
The coal mine wasn't found out.
How does he know that?
He just didn't know where it was before.
Oh, oh.
Today, I would meet the kidnapper and he would give me Alice.
I wouldn't give him any other choice.
A drowning man will clutch it a straw.
And I drive.
Little by little without realizing it.
I come.
Today, I want to make the kid pepper.
And he would give me alas.
I wouldn't give him any other choice.
A drowning man with a bunch of straw.
I don't believe that the story in the manuscript was coming true.
The current of its narrative had taken me deeper and deeper into dark waters.
Alice had been taken from me.
Herum was probably in jail.
I was a fugitive from the FBI.
The whole world taken over by the dark presence was trying to disperse me.
It all felt real.
what it matched the textbook case of insanity.
I feel like that's a little like extreme
just off of the events that have happened.
I still don't think he did anything.
Holy shit, this driving is unbelievable.
supplies.
Yup.
Hey, this is Pat Maine, and you're listening to KBS FM folks.
I want to apologize for kind of abandoning you to that looping music track last night,
but I was detained.
You see, I encountered a big, short,
team-man with an itchy trigger figure who could use it.
All less than in manners and a boon-ni-ass,
not necessarily in that order of either.
Mm-hmm.
I know I'm not being very informative here,
and I apologize for that.
I really should just keep quiet.
I'm just so peaked right now.
Oh, did I connect with you?
Some people just shouldn't be carryin' badges.
I'm just glad that our sheriff breaker
was there to straighten things out.
And if someone I met last night is listening,
Let me just say, I'm sorry if my mouth got you in trouble. I'm pretty sure you're not the bad guy here
Godspeed son. I hope you know what you're doing. Now on a lighter note, I'll be talking to Dr. Nelson all morning
But first, little music
Better apologize
The minute he said my name on the radio they fucking showed up
up. I'm taking this car instead.
Oh!
we are stealing cars I mean I guess yeah he is committing this crime at the very least
Uh-oh, not this again.
Check it out.
Delilah!
He's fleeing, he's fleeing because his wife!
My wife was taken.
Look at this.
Welcome back to KBS FM. Hope you enjoyed that too. Now Doc, you were talking about life and finding that special someone that sold me.
Well, do you were talking about that? I always say, and I don't write, I was saying to me that strange, because I always paint you as a hopeless romantic.
But I think loves where you'll look for it and you need to do a lot of looking
sure.
But the idea that there's that one special person out there for you and if you...
The space!
It's going forever in your friend reading complete.
I mean, isn't that depressing or had the child is even?
There's plenty of efficiency and apparently a fisherman has a fishing analogy for everything.
What you're saying isn't that little harsh?
Well, oh, what I am saying is that you're potential for finding that connection isn't limited to what's essentially a chance in Congress.
How is that harsh?
Yeah, well, I guess that's a nice thought, but let me say something personal here.
Okay?
No, well, I don't disagree with you exactly, but I can't really sit that together with what I feel.
What I felt for someone because she was the one and she was and she I
Let her drift away from me. Maybe I didn't put in the work. I don't know
Barbara. Barbara McJag.
I'm a girl, but since then there hasn't been anyone not like her. I'm not saying I dwell on her
and have moved on. I like my life. I'm not living in the past but I do miss the way she
completed me. You can't argue with the heart back. I'm sorry folks. I had kind of a scary experience last night
and let's just say it's shaking a few things loose.
Was Pat? Was Pat smitten with Barbara?
And then?
Hmm.
What was the other guy's name again?
The other right here, fuck.
I don't know what the fuck the other guy's name was.
What is that?
What the fuck?
Tom is saying, yeah, that guy.
And then he was like the third wheel.
of
What the f**k you killed him? What? Oh, that's gonna kill him.
are five
were the fact that they were going to make this game an open world name and you can't he can
do shit or I like the smallest of jump
chelson
just like spider-man going into the water
I was early. I was supposed to make the kidnapper at noon in the main building. The coal line was quiet. It was a museum now.
With night and guild gone in the night, wind blowing through the broken stone.
No! Main stared at Sarah. Oh, they're right.
Main's voice shook with barely controlled anger.
That voice doing more drinking than thinking.
I hope you know what you're doing, Sarah.
He's got a sickness in his eyes.
You take my word for it.
He wants to wake for a reason.
And it's not for anything good.
I might have, was that at the studio when that just happened to us?
Even the pages seem like they're like out of order, I'm understanding.
Also, how the fuck did I lose my weapons again?
of volcanic eruption below culture and like that's what see that's what that's
that's that's what that's what that's what flooded the island
and killed
Jane! No, maybe.
I didn't want to go outside.
Cops had to be looking for me.
The new sun turned a place into a sauna.
The day dragged gone.
Different scenarios ran through my mind, ways of how I tortured the kidnapper to get Alice back,
or the different horrible things he could have done to her.
I imagine her dead. I had no way of knowing she was still alive. It was killing me.
I was running on blind hope. It was all a waste of time. The bastard never showed up.
She's just yell.
Ah!
It's so bad!
Ah, how could he not show!
Wait, where the hell are you?
Change of plans.
You know what mirror peeking is?
The big mountain northward.
Here, beat.
You follow the path from the mind you can't miss.
There's a lookout point there.
I'll be waiting.
I'm through being church around my...
I'm gonna see your wife alive.
Because if you do, you'll be a boss, but you say to me.
The wheels daily, darling.
I want to talk to Alice.
Yeah, I know what the main is.
Don't keep me waiting, wait.
Hello?
Oh!
I'm gonna kill him.
Ah!
I had to get to Mirror Peak.
What?
It was close.
Maybe closer than ever before.
Why does the door that I came in through?
Not open anymore.
Where the fuck?
Also with the fuck?
Where the fuck?
What the fuck?
How do I get out now?
and
out of the door that came in from get locked
Like dead by daylight.
The Thomas Zane fell for Barbara Jagger, it happened fast, and she was young, vibrant, and beautiful, full of life.
He had never been a very happy man, and without any seeming efforts she had changed all that.
Zane felt good for the first time in his life.
Everything she did was another piece of a jigsaw puzzle. He hadn't even known he'd been missing.
And best of all, she made the words flow, strong and sharp. She was this news.
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Fuck you, I'm fucking...
I'm fucking guys in the jumpsuiters, they're here!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, not the prop one again.
No!
Ah!
Haha!
Jesus.
Oh, he's in pretty good.
That thing's gonna come alive right there.
And angry boss.
You're late.
Where did this still work?
Oh, I did work!
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It's not monster.
Why is she doing this to us? I don't understand.
She not wants to write!
The only way to reach the hillside ahead was to go through the building.
I had to find a way to avoid a electrocution.
I thought I was gonna kill him.
Maybe.
What the fuck?
We can definitely jump that now, very dark.
What.
Wait a sec.
What are you doing?
I came here to kill you.
Vehicles are awful in this game, and they like fucking paper.
As I
move
I got to run all the way back over there
Something new over there?
Huh?
Wow!
That's just too slow, it's fine.
There's no way.
Oh! Oh!
Keep your load.
Take this!
Huh? I said take this!
You back. You took the fuck back.
get the fuck back
I can lose her's eye
look at him running away look at him
oh like that
I don't think that you're the- I don't think that you get over the fence.
Oh!
Maybe, you know, maybe...
Maybe it's just good or some case.
I might be able to get over the fence eventually.
I got caught.
Not this time.
I got the secret weapon.
That's it.
Now I don't have any more flur guns stuff.
Some of the taking retained echoes of their former selves,
but these were just the nerve twitches of a dead thing.
Nothing remained but a shell covered and filled with darkness.
In most cases, these puppets were enough for the purposes of the dark presence.
But for anything more elaborate as with the writer, it was different.
It needed his mind.
And so rather than taking him over completely, it merely touched Emma.
Hmm, it touched her.
That's Barbara.
Barbara, may jagger.
Touch him to you soon.
I
Yeah, alright
Oh
the
there was no way the flashbang grenade were standard power company equipment
what is that what is that comment is he saying that like somebody put them there for him
Keep put them there for him.
Yes.
Basically, Allen, Allen, is being kept hostage by Barbara McJag and
and she's making him right and then while he's writing, he's hiding hidden clues within
story like flash grenades question mark I guess are you not dead
oh my fucking launch to be you'll see I think I mean I feel like I I'm
I mean, it's been a long time, so I don't talk to remember, but...
Swiilers, he's interested in it.
Now Raymond Chandler. It's all here. That's another one. That's another one. That's another one.
That's another one.
All the evidence including conspiracy to murder a federal agent.
It is fire watch. Oh my god.
he
he frames up
haha
we made it
oh god no
and am I going back down there?
yes
Take this.
I'll see if I'll take the stairs. But I guess...
...hermen.
I had no real plan.
I was going to give the kidnapper all the manuscript pages I had for Alice.
But that wasn't enough. I'd hold him at gunpoint and make him talk.
Yeah, better shock. I'm hell yeah.
and
take this
the
I'm leaving I'm already gone. I'm literally already gone. I'm running up the thing.
You guys are too late.
It's over.
I'm already leaving.
The dark presence was moving ahead of me
and the same direction I was going.
A cold feeling settled itself in the bit of my stomach.
Was it going for Alice?
Oh.
It's going for the kidnapper.
Like I said
F*** the fuck up.
F*** the fucking music pro!
It's just fucking abruptly ends! What the hell?
The place was dead, a ghost town had been for decades, maybe a century.
of
if
the
of
A fucking texture book that keeps having a big...
I miss a lore page?
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where?
I see it.
Oh, I don't know if I can even jump back over there to grab that, that's uh...
This fucking dickhead can't find.
What a fucking dover.
Ah, that's okay.
How come I can't this to what the fuck? It's right there!
I got it all the enemies that are down there de-spawned as well it's just kind of nice
So tired...
It's better if you've been to good ones.
Things were never as simple
in real life as infection.
I'd lost count of the times I'd wished there'd be a clear reason
from my Ratter's block, something to fight.
Something to lash out on. There wasn't. I was filled with doubt. I was nothing like the hero in my books.
Alex Casey had gone through his life with single-minded determination.
Max Vane.
He's very from his goal. Even now, I was angry myself. Angry the Alice.
Angry at Barry. I was fumbling and I had no plan.
Are you gonna suck? It's a bit of a loser.
Andy's watch.
I can't get me over here.
Now all the fuck do I do?
Fuck them.
I'm inside. I'm inside.
Uhhh...
What makes him any?
It's him.
Mother fucker!
Uhhh!
Oh, the key was right there.
How?
Stop.
Yeah.
I'm fighting a piece of train.
Stay back!
Fuck!
Oh!
I've been outside of writing this struggle.
I feel ill.
I manage to make my way downstairs.
There's a shoe box filled with books
and papers by Thomas St.
Thomas St.
The hard to focus, but I manage to read some of it.
He's a poet, but a good one.
He writes the music and creators,
sending fabulous things from the magic lake,
using his powers to shape the world
about realm of gods and dreams and demons, dark things
that wait for a chance to slip through,
wearing the flesh of men is disguise.
Same rights about himself. His girlfriend being taken over by dark presence.
About growing scared of light.
Same believes it's a mirror to the gaping void of darkness above,
where some love-crafted in presence lurks me.
I come back upstairs. I'll bury these things from my story. They ring true. They fit.
Oh my god, he's copying! He's copying his work! He's copying!
I'll borrow these things for a nice story.
Just gonna borrow them, guys.
You picked the fucking thing.
Huh?
Eh?
So the lake is a portal and our Brett McJagger was taken over by an evil presence.
He needs to cleanse the waters.
Hello?
The kidnapper had sent me a text.
The message was full of spelling errors and insults.
It was telling me to hurry up.
Curse item.
Dark presence, yes.
the the mirror world
where are you in this
oh, it's not the bird, it's not the bird!
We're sitting more in now.
Now we have the eggs at the mine, what the fuck? I thought we were looking for the mines, now we're exiting the mines.
There's a wind to go down here.
We're dead, kid.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Tunnels go to Conchering Lake.
That's her, that's Bart, that's Barbara. This is where she gets her power.
I
Abra
I
Didn't stand in my brain
Why didn't you just like fall to the what?
Come on.
I'm losing it.
I gotta get out of here.
The hunters were big, thick-set men, confident, and at home with the woods.
They were feeling good, running on beer, ghost stories, and camaraderie, late night.
Oh, night.
It didn't know good, as they were taken by the dark presence, sucked deep into a darkness
far worse than any ghost story they ever told or heard.
Big, thick, men, confident, big, thick men that were overtaken by the dark
presence. You know what? Now that I think about it, why is Barbara McJagger only targeting
men? Everybody that's chased after me is men. Big, thick, men. I'm assuming this is a piece
of the lake right here too. We get in this right now, it's just my pissing in this. We piss
in this lake that'll piss her off.
What about Rose?
Rose was just like a gateway to get to me.
Rose was like a necessity.
But I'm talking about all the normal enemies, all the enemies that they're like, that's
She's having attack me, big, thick, men,
Paris.
Ha ha ha ha, thick, thick, confident, men.
She took them over to kill me.
But I still don't understand why she's trying to kill me, because she wants me to write!
Hey!
I don't even understand this, Nightingale character, this guy came out of nowhere and he's just completely unhinged.
Just suddenly FBI agent is here, he's drunk, he's fucking unstable and a mess, I guess.
Staying at the local fucking motel drinking his ass off.
Fuck.
Now, look, there he is!
That was one of them.
and
you know in the sense that I said earlier as asking early about like
the lumber people and stuff you know she's like she's taking over the big
thick
confident
man
I have to make my way up this mine shaft in order to go.
I'll number E.
And she could help me with that.
Is it the lumber yard workers?
They're everywhere.
Fuck, are you doing here?
We're still trying to exit.
Cut caught up in the story
Let's wait too high right there. I don't know how the fuck that's gonna work to me
He can barely jump. There's no way I can platform over that
Okay
the
What?
Fuck was in.
You should know whether way up.
That way.
There is a ladder there, but shoot it.
oh there we go we go this way like this diagonal I guess
I'm not going to go up there.
of uh, brilliant, puzzle there.
I need big burly man like that.
That also means that Alan Wake is writing the story that way too.
He's writing, maybe it is, but I guess it's a degree.
I mean, he's he's writing that it's
He's big, thick, burly, hairy, confident, men are chasing after him.
That's a part of the story.
Oh, that's the fuck.
Why is Barbara making us do this?
What is Barbara's endgame here?
Oh, there's another piece out here.
Righting flash behind the windows of Colt and Lake Lodge, tour Andersen laughed and out the steel hammer above his head.
Nursing Claire was trying to calm him down without success.
Tour Green to Madly and shouted, my hammer's up.
Here's a friendly poke from moment or wench.
He brought the hammer down with all his might on some Claire's head.
We're on a comeback tour, baby.
The fuck is Tour Anderson?
oh is that is that one of the old guys from the band I guess who the fuck else would that be
I think the old guys I think their band is like what the fuck is the band called it's like something like
age of absguard or some shit like that I forget I think they have a bit of a role in the
spin-off little uh not spin-off I guess that the DLC that the
Expansion thing
Should go down
Old gods and then's guardian maybe. I don't fucking know
Sitting in the birds after me again
Oh, stop!
Right, I'm just going crazy.
I don't think she's there.
It's gonna fall.
It's gonna fall again.
Huh?
Ah!
Ah, they're shaking it!
That was a bit of an awkward transition there.
I fucking missed. I missed!
I missed.
Oh fuck, did I miss?
God.
I don't want to squish me.
Oh!
I bet there's a achievement for like shooting those even though like I've just been doing it for no fucking reason
I hear you bitch
I got hit on the ranch like a pythrance like what the fuck where is
Like I had a wrench like a pipe wrench like what the fuck? Where are these people? Where are the fuck?
That's not a lumber guy. Why is he having a random fucking I guess I'm mechanic?
This is it called Dren Lake. The eighth deepest lake in the world.
Formed in a volcanic crater,
can be considered to be active,
but it's not erupted since the volcanic earthquakes of 1970.
Even then, underground activity was comparably mild.
Despite some property damage there were no casualties.
Except for Barbara McJagger.
and um... whatever the other guy's name is.
uh...
annual thing for whatever the fuck.
Thomas Day.
Fuck that big burly, hairy, confident man.
I'm still chasing him.
Not a check to all of Stoke's rental cabins.
There have been no sign of the wakes.
You're the fuck as a boss!
Found their car parked at the end of the road by Colton Lake.
It made no sense.
They must have taken a wrong turn.
But there was no sign of them.
And the car had been there for hours already.
Frustrated, Mott stood on the rotten ruin of the footbridge that had once led to diversile before its sank beneath the waves years ago
The boss wouldn't be happy
The fuck is Mott
Oh, no.
Oh, okay, check it on the other side.
What the fuck even is that?
Santa Cat, what the fuck is mod?
It was mod.
Cat named mod.
you talked to me on TV Tom Tom did you write this I miss you Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
that's Barbara wait a minute that's Tom Barbara who is CW
GZ is Thomas Zane
I've got was he cheating?
He was cheating
Who is CW?
Shink the a walker
The old lady!
The old lady, the old lady that wrote everything.
The one with the lights, the one that's like obsessed with changing the lights.
I see, I see, I see.
So Barbara and Thomas Dane, Guy in the Lake,
The crazy light lady was cheating with Thomas Zain.
Barbara finds out.
It's overcome by the darkness.
He uses this darkness to overtake big, early thick, confident man.
sense those men after Allen sucks Allen into alternate dimension makes alternate
Allen right her smut for her while she envisions her life with Thomas Zane
Meanwhile, Alan is trying to survive against the forces.
I think I get it.
I
Listen to the lovers peak page when I was saving. I don't know. I don't recall
No, um, was it an episode two?
Wake at lovers peak. No, I did a kidnapper fired his gun one last time and the shadow vanished into the darkness that had come from
See? Nothing too in wake.
The thought of Alice in his hands was revolting.
We stood on the wooden platform of Mother's Peak.
The waterfall and the mountain behind us.
The lights of the radio mass blinking red and the heights above.
I fought with the ears to take a swing.
Force myself to speak.
Let's cut the act now.
Where's my wife?
What does that do? That didn't give us anything.
You better play control after this game?
I played control already.
already. I've played control. I just didn't understand it. I didn't really follow the narrative of it.
Depending on how this goes, maybe we could, I don't know, we could maybe redo it to actually gain the lore.
I don't know. Yeah, I had had small brain at the time. My mind has been expanded since more narrative experiences. Now, now I can
Next now I know what I'm dealing with.
Oh my god.
Now you put a narrative experience in front of me about these thick,
early,
confident,
men
out.
Going after Alan Wake and I fucking understand,
out.
the
see that that was a whole room on the right there to that was a whole room of the
she just she just sent like eight of them after me just now
why would she do that
oh
that's creepy
how's that doing that
Eventually, it's got to stop. That doesn't make any sense.
That's defying all laws of magic.
A magic fucking...
That is magic. It is.
A laws of magic. I was gonna say laws of physics, but I fucking...
Red magic because somebody said magic in chat.
I think we need to go interrogate of the lamp lady and see what was going on there.
I thought I could make out the spot where the island and the cabin had been.
There was a light near it.
It had to be about.
I was close now. I had to get there fast. I'd dread it when I would find.
Wait, I'm here! I'm coming!
We don't know where she is, probably proud.
We just said we had her to make a play for all you see you see?
We got a ride in for us.
But I'm gonna be a lady.
I'm gonna be a lady.
Oh, oh.
Barbara Gaudham.
There she is.
I'm so close.
Yeah.
Why was he cross side?
You
...
Rensheard, it's getting so free now.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, I'm in-
...
Doctor's in on it.
I felt groggy. Whatever heart-minute bump thing mean was making me numb.
I felt like this was happening to someone else. Someone I was watching on television.
I couldn't think. Couldn't focus.
The door was locked. I was a prisoner here.
I didn't fucking go, Paxton.
Let me out!
Good evening, Alan. Are we feeling better now? Feeling calm?
Yeah. I see you brought your pet gorilla with you.
So sure I'm calm. I get the message.
Loud and clear.
Why, right, that's the spirit? You're being very brave, Alan. I understand, you're confused.
I would be more concerned if you weren't suspicious of me. I don't blame you for it.
Pig of you. Now, why don't you come with me? We'll re-acquaint you with my clinic and go over everything you might have forgotten.
Little walk and some fresh air? Yes, it will do you good.
This corridor is for patients. Most of them are here right now. Jack took them out
for a fishing trip, except for the ones who are particularly vulnerable of course. I encourage
creativity as a part of the recovery process here at Codron Lake Lodge. I specialize
in treating artists. I bet you do. Splendid Alan. I honestly believe we can get this thing
Under control if we work together. Yeah, he's got a lot this way, Alan. Yes, I am Alan
Where's my wife?
What? You love that?
But why?
Now Alan from past experience with you. I know I need to get right into the heart of
of the matter is quickly as I can after an episode, so I'm just going to say this. Alice is dead.
No, you're in a very vulnerable state until you stand and accept this. Alice, you could not face that.
No! We're suffering from hallucinations, paranoid delusions, unusual thinking, an obsession about light and darkness,
feeling that everything revolves around you in your thoughts and dreams. Your mind has constructed
an elaborate fantasy scenario in which your writings are affecting reality. She has been kidnapped
and supernatural forces of darkness are trying to stop you.
We go this way, Alan. I wasn't ready for another shot, so I went along with it. He had to
to be lying.
But under the influence of the drug he had given me, I had to fight not to believe
his words.
It's all in your nice place.
You've been making it up apart from the tragic accident with your wife.
No one has been killed.
Your delusions are just a manifestation of your subconscious.
Whoa!
Look at this cinema!
Oh, look at this cinema!
No, the instinct is to resist me, but think about it.
Doesn't this make far more sense than the insane supernatural conspiracy you have
been cocked in your mind?
How'd you die then, Pussy?
Tell me how she drowned.
No, tell me!
Everything can be...
How do you know that?
Lodge it.
You came to the lodge? You fucking my wife?
Maybe he did it.
Whoa!
I don't want to try to make you throw up please.
I never get tired of this view.
Very inspiring, isn't it?
Calderny Lake spread below us.
I could see my repeat on the other side of the lake.
I thought I could make out the spot where diversile had been when I arrived with Alice.
Now that's what you've got to do with this.
That's the spire.
It seems there's a storm coming.
Funny, I don't recall there being a mention of that in the weather forecast.
Well, no matter.
This way. Follow me.
Alan, what I'm telling you is good news.
Right now we're in control.
Every time you have a relapse, it gets more and more difficult
the research from the dark dense of your imagination, not surprising considering your profession.
Imagination is what you work with.
After all, your nightmares, this should come as an immense relief to you.
If it doesn't, why is that? Because online?
Or because you don't want to admit that you're not well.
It's very natural for you to think of me as your enemy.
It's part of the...
I let him talk.
He's just keep stalking his words echo's runadly inside my head
I don't mind he's in the palms of my hands to stay
Jesus
But here's the entrance to the office wing, that's for staff only
You were impressed by my trophies when you first arrived here.
I do love to hunt.
The great outdoors, man versus nature,
it's wonderful stuff.
Pretty damn wonderful, yeah.
Scary, scary, scary.
Oh, yeah.
Numbers.
I'm a real bad dream, mister. You should be afraid of me. Don't want to run into me and the night that's my shore.
Please, Emerson. Mr. Wake is confused enough as it is.
Yeah, you'd like me to go away so you won't be scared.
But you can't just decide what kind of dream you have or when you have it.
Emerson, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, that's Emerson.
We're actually making some progress within, I'm happy to say.
He works on Helio.
Helio.
It's trash.
He has the, the, the, the, the big runner on his own.
It's a story, I give effort, which makes him receptive
to my therapeutic methods.
No kidding.
All right! All right! Now, all right!
Yuh! All right! All right! All right!
to this.
Well, now, you might have noticed the typewriter in your room.
You've been writing as a part of the therapy.
As soon as you feel up to it, you should continue.
Barbara's heart, Barbara's controlling him to get me to write about the thick men.
I see what's happening here.
I've roachers of killing me.
There's a storm coming up.
Waterstorm.
I hope it wipes this place off the face of the earth.
And these two are the Anderson brothers.
Oh yeah.
And Thor.
They had a...
Now, should I put this, a heavy metal band in the 70s and 80s called Old Gods of Asgard.
That's his hammer.
They even adopted new first names to complete the image of Viking gods.
After the band broke up, they lived on a farm nearby.
They are, well, in advanced stages of dementia.
They're well cared for, TLC, and all that, there's nothing more that can be done.
I'm afraid that the rock and roll-life style has left its mark.
Oh, that won't do.
I'm so sorry to cut this short for now.
Alan, the power has been acting up.
I'd better go check on it.
We'll continue this soon.
Meanwhile, when you feel up to it,
return to your room and try to write.
It really is for the best.
Don't you think?
Hmm.
I'd like to bash his head in with a hammer.
Oh, he loved to fish out our secrets,
but he has no clue.
He's not crazy enough.
Fuck my wife.
Not crazy like a snake.
Yeah!
He's a crazy, real clown and sonny.
Who else could understand the world when it's like this?
It takes crazy to know crazy.
That's the same as thing I've heard in a while.
Ha ha ha, say you're right, Tom.
They we like him, don't we, bro?
He's gonna go to the farm.
The Anderson farm.
Val, hello!
We wrote it all down.
Let's do it again.
A crash course.
All you need to know to get your head right.
You need to find the message.
Here's what he hears, something for you.
Give me a rush.
But I kept it safe from these veterans.
Okay.
a meal. Were they fucking? Two? How many people? How many people?
It was clearing up or according to Hartman that I was sinking back into the fantasy.
I was convinced he was lying to me about everything. Crazy or not, the Anderson's made more sense.
Tom, got me booze on you.
Yeah, uh, no.
So I have a stash of this mushroom stuff at the farm,
our own formula, local ingredients, medicine,
clears your head right up.
Make sure you remember, like, moon beans on the brain.
God, just notice leather patches on the elbows.
That's got very rock and roll.
Tom just wanted to hear the damage she used us all taking from all of us took my
thunder the witch and my raven is what was it what were they memory and thought the
egg she took something from you dude it was she does oh we're better off this place
He's so like, he didn't use power if you're a creator and artist, Han Gaugh, and Mrs.
Boss, he's been the duck in some lane, yeah, that's the one.
She makes sure it comes out twisted and wrong, just ask the last lady, she knows what happened
to that other writer.
He's been using you, boy, and you let her.
You went and opened the door for her, didn't you?
Now, now, it was already open a crack,
and who's walked inside?
We're morally corrupt to seize redden,
or to stupid.
Doesn't mean he had to open it all the way, God damn it.
Ah, fuck.
so tired
built the farm coast to like
place of power
I guess that's it
party there man
they gave us all the lore that we needed
Yeah, everything is not overreacting or anything.
Well, he's the boss.
I may need a hand here later on, but the story's bound to make you know who you jump in.
You know they get.
Gotcha.
That's got me looking up the way here.
But you know I've heard that too well.
I'll get that for you.
It's pretty sus.
So, you can't hurt a nightmare because all dreams are only a imagination.
They're only in your head and they're not there when you wake up.
So, you can't wake up because I'm in charge now and I don't want to disappear.
My nightmare is the publisher people who want to make a contribution so they can say they
made a contribution and then we end up with mullets in there because they think mullets
But it wasn't supposed to be about mullets, and now it's about mullets, and what it's in slow motion, they call it mullet time, because the numbers came back from marketing that mullet time is the hook.
We needed to go big in a target demographic. And they're not even kidding. They say it all like serial killers with straight faces and smiles.
But pull it time.
It makes me.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
And express their feelings so they won't shut up.
And the writers won't shut up either because they have feelings too.
And I have to listen to them because they're not scared of me.
And everyone should just shut up.
Shut up.
That's what I should.
But I don't see nightmares anymore because I'm too scary for them.
I take two pills every morning and one with every meal and four when I go to bed, and that makes me the scariest nightmare.
Sounds like Remedy's
Letting out some frustration in the form of like, uh, skits so character.
Bye now.
Wait. Why don't you humor Doctor Hartman and give the writing a shot?
Type writers in your room. You can get to your room by those stairs, wait.
There's a shadow inside my head.
I can only focus on writing everything else as a blur.
I'm trapped in this cabin.
I've been for days, but it's always dark outside.
My editor is real. I saw her again. She's not human.
It's not human. A dark presence is wearing the old woman's face.
She was Barbara!
There's a whole new nurse just where her heart should be.
I think I've made a horrible mistake. I don't think I'm any closer to saving Alice. It's been lying to me.
Using me to get the story of what's in the story will come true.
Yeah. She wants that. She wants that smut to become true.
So she's using him.
The apartment had mentioned that the power had been acting up.
Maybe that was the reason for the generator and the work light on the balcony.
The generator hadn't been activated and there was no key.
It's all the water out there. Why is there some of it? Why is some of the water like really stiff?
And then some of the water is moving.
You see that? Why the fuck is that?
want me to write. I knew I couldn't, but I figured I should just play along for now.
It was the only thing I could do with Nurse Birch watching me like a hawk.
Kind of realistic the way. I mean, you can see like it's a literal like like a triangle formation in it.
I don't know.
This isn't this isn't the same room that
He's writing you the white glare of the blank page in front of me hurt my eyes
My hands began to shake uncontrollably
Oh, this is the other part from the page.
Oh, there's a pig.
There's a pig.
Oh, come on.
Clearly the grand tour.
Clearly proud of the voice.
He went on and on about his hunting trophies.
And Barry was impressed.
But he was here on business.
He raised his voice.
Cut through the monologue.
Hey, Hartman.
Where's Al?
Heartman stopped in mid-sentence, annoyed the interruption.
He nodded at the hooking orderly standing nearby.
The man smiled and clapped at practice hand on very shoulder.
There's going to come save us.
Am I secure cut? There's a cure cut?
I'm taking it.
Well, I come back to our baby.
Alright.
That one's empty.
Oh, there it is.
It's the third one.
Okay.
Grab this. Let me grab this and then send it to myself again.
It's been a bit since we had one of these.
Fission 3.
It's a press where I actually want an order here, and I'm telling you what it's like, actually getting them each.
A beginning, a primordial forest, the colors of the fall, the mist, a caldera lake,
silence echoes, loud, it's too late to hear the words.
The man naked, crawls to the shore, like a birth, to see that would be a lie.
Well, I... nothing like a birth.
The opposite.
He staggers to his feet.
A carcass of a deer lies in the shore,
rotting, amidst driftwood.
The man is afraid, the sight himself.
Who is he?
He doesn't himself know.
Dark waves have washed it away.
A blank page where this horror story will be written.
He remembers darkness, feels the shadow pressing down on him, coming after him, he must get away.
He must be the worst, to a fate, worse than death.
What the fuck?
Naked!
I'm...
What?
The mist...
A cold-dero lake, silent seconds, loud, it's too late to hear the words.
The man naked crawls to the shore, like a berth.
To say that would be a lie, nothing like a berth.
The opposite, he staggers to his feet.
A carcass of a deer lies in the shore, rotting, a mistrift would.
The man is afraid,
a sight himself.
Who is he?
He doesn't himself know.
Dark waves have washed it away.
A blank page where this horror story will be written.
He remembers darkness.
He feels the shadow pressing down on him.
Coming after him.
He must get away.
He runs to the forest.
to a fate worse than death.
Make it.
I see.
Okay.
What the fuck?
He emerged from the...
The lake.
Make it like a birth.
Not like a birth.
Nothing like a birth.
He just leaves.
He just leaves all that in, why he doesn't even eat us and even he raced it, he just keeps going.
Like a birth, not like a birth. Actually nothing like a birth. The complete opposite of the birth.
Yes, let's leave that in.
You
That's what is added to that
Clear the fuck that wasn't a warm tap the crazy old fart hit or hard if she was one of our
to get to Hartman's office. He had taken all my manuscript pages. That's where the key is the music
perks. It's time to pay the fight for her. I'm assuming we get caught here then I guess because
Barry has to come through.
I think I should die for the ass of the barn and take it for yourself, I'm not gonna die.
Eh, right there, right?
Side, isn't it over there?
The markings on the tape said they were recording so hard and had made in the sessions with his patients.
I saw Alice's name on one of them. For a moment, I couldn't breathe right.
My God! He was talking my life!
He's getting silent, he's doing what you know, not with me.
So, ever.
I...
Sometimes I almost wish I would take this with me,
because at least I'm lead to a conversation he would just march out of.
But no.
He just fell in doesn't really sleep,
and the word, well, he's not writing.
How?
You fit there for a power that gentle more and more frustrated.
And I can't talk to him.
Yes, tell me Mrs. Wake, what would you say to him a table as a...
I don't know.
I want to say, I look at you, and it's not you.
Just some stranger who's sentle you.
I'll be no more behind your eyes.
I don't like that guy much, and now I'm all gonna go now.
But you don't ever say this.
No.
No, I'm trying, but you're not listening, you need to be physical and problems.
Always going on about something else.
I'm so afraid I'm going to lose him,
and we're not even talking anymore.
You don't know let me get any more.
You just need to need the dark.
This is, these are some of the same lines that the kidnapper used when they put them on the phone.
I put her on the phone, so I guess.
Well, if you can just give the kid never sneak in here and fucking play the audio.
During her voice, what she was saying made me happy and sick and guilty all at once.
Orstable, I recognize the words, the phone call from her.
It had been a cut-up of this.
Yeah, it's to recording. Yeah, send me
Who was fucking my wife?
How did the kidnapper get that audio?
Heartman wasn't happy.
Mod could see that his eyes. He quickly lowered his own. He had made a mess of it.
The fuck is the mod?
The shame of failure was hard to bear.
He hadn't expected awake to say he needed more time and he blurted out two days less than awake at Asport to show him who was in charge
But that wasn't part of our plans plan
Oh, don't mind it's probably the kidnapper
Because that's the conversation that we had with him about the two days thing
They were in it together
The Kid Napper was in Cahoots with the guy who was fucking my wife!
Another tape is a like play another one.
Lanes case is interesting. He was completely blocked, and frankly I was about to discard him as useless.
However, once wake arrived and started writing, something changed in Rudolf. He's producing extraordinary work, increasingly dark pieces.
Unfortunately, he doesn't respond to direction at all, and it's my belief that he's not so much a creator as an illustrator, perhaps, a reporter of sorts.
I hadn't considered the existence of such a role before that alone its implications but the paintings he has used to
are in formative and at least he's easily controlled and useful.
So these?
I wish I could say the same about wait.
It's frustrating that the best subjects were always so damn difficult to deal with.
Is it the guy that's outside? Is that that guy?
Lane?
I mean I guess.
is to make sense
is dark entity these are look that's the guy that's one of the these are these are the
early men that have been chasing me the one with the pipe wrench the axe
don't really know what the dog is supposed to represent
there's
alien
I
Crosse
I think you're smart, snocked out till I get invited, but I promise you, not your own
title.
Agent Nightingale, first of all I'm recording this conversation, so you might want to watch
what you say.
Secondly, you're not dealing with a hit now.
I know the law, and if you can get a judge to grant a warrant, I'll be glad to cooperate.
But you won't get one.
Be advised that any further communications with me are to be made through my lawyer.
I don't believe these good-day agents.
Yeah.
They even have a fucking judge in this small town?
Is there even a...
Do they have a court system?
The photo on the wall...
That's him!
In it, the clinic staff was standing outside the lodge.
I knew the man next to Hartman.
He was the kidnapper.
Hartman had been playing me all along.
Ma'am, that's Ma'am!
Why would you frame that?
I don't know. These people are dumb as hell.
The picture looks like shit in the first place,
so I don't even know.
Barry?
Ow! About time!
The fuck?
Very! Man, I glad to see you.
We need to get to Harbin's office.
It's right next door.
Who's he doing in here?
Yeah.
I mean, no!
The cops found me a rose's trailer,
but they didn't hassle me too much.
I'm obviously a victim in this,
and I demanded to be treated as such.
Or else, I'd sue their asses.
Speaking of asses,
that that gave me a real hard time,
But I had no clue where you were.
That guy's crazy out.
But he let me go.
And then I get a call from Hartman
that some of a bitch who tells me you're here.
And I should come pick you up,
but when I got here,
two goons,
plobbered me and stuck me in there.
What's with the cutout?
I still live from the diner,
the piss off, or owes after what she did to us.
That'll teach her.
Yeah.
That's a harsh punishment.
Come on, pal.
We gotta get going.
Tucker, fuck it.
Cut uh...
These were all the pages I had on me and more.
Alan, please.
You're sliding back to the building. Tell me one more lie and I'll shoot you in the face.
AHHHHH!
Oh, well, it was worth a shot.
Really, wake. Come on. Let's work together on this.
You have no idea. Shut up!
Barry, get out of here. I'll catch up with you.
Get a car.
Oh, ow. Let's just...
TOO!
Wake, listen to me. This is a mistake.
Don't you see, together we can create something absolutely wonderful with your ability in my life.
Damn, Barbara fucked him.
If why he's seasoned, he's seasoned, he just got him killed!
Oh my god, he's teasing!
and they scooped him out of the water.
Oh my god!
Oh, ow!
Uh, the generator out! The generator upstairs!
Good idea, like...
Oh my goodness, look at smaller this time now.
Oh
Marker please ow
The fuck do I get out of here the bear get out of my way
The
Episぞ
Uh-ah, the fucking magnetOS is with a music flame. Come on
In the middle of this
It's a barely hear it.
I'm closer. Consider. You get in the car and leave a light behind. Easy. Not tonight.
Thanks for the ride mark. I'm so glad to be leaving this place. We have no idea.
What? Night Springs? Come on, Linda. Relax. It's not that bad.
Hey. What's that up ahead?
Oh no, there's someone in the room.
I think there's been an accident.
Are you alright?
Oh no, Linda. Oh no.
It was me on the road.
Wait.
What?
I don't want to watch out for the truck.
Watch out for the truck.
My god.
Mark?
Oh no.
What?
What the fuck?
He's for the right mark.
I'm so glad you're doing this place.
What?
Nice rings?
Come on, Mendo.
Go ahead.
Just have that.
Hey.
What's that up about that?
Oh, God.
There's so many in the world.
I think there's been an accident.
It just can't keep going.
Many roads are dangerous, but not more so than the one that leads away from the ground.
No screws.
What the hell?
Okay.
Did the guy switch places with the driver?
Like, was there two of them?
Like,
Hartman knew we was no creator. He had no ambitions on that thought, and he certainly didn't want to end up like every RSC had worked with here.
Damaged in ways that were hard to describe or worse. It was enough for Hartman to maintain creative control and provide direction to be a producer.
That was most of these people were in need of anyway. Of course, suitable subjects were few and far in between.
He wanted to be a producer.
Disgusting.
Ah my face!
Oh!
Let me out!
Let me out of the ball!
I know.
Fuck!
I have to keep my ass beat by this ball!
Fuck, saying!
Has he got to hit me?
I think I needed to break the other sauce!
I can shoot the door.
Ah, okay. I didn't work out too well.
Where did it go?
BAH! BAH! BAH!
BOLK!
What the hell!
Tul, no fucking bitch would stop us there, is there a page around here, maybe?
I feel like there are people around the outside, do you-
somewhere!
P.E.
I think you're going to that way!
Shut up!
There's a collectible round really good little shit about that.
Oh, I'm over here.
The doors are fixed. Everything inside is empty. Look, it looks like they were never there.
Looks like they moved down.
That's weird.
Something's not right.
That's a little sus.
This door's still broken.
Just covered up by the darkness.
Barbra's darkness.
I found the car with the gates locked.
You're gonna have to go through the hedge maze over there.
Barry, I don't have a light.
Take this out.
It's man.
Come music again, fucking music always abruptly stops.
There's evil guys.
You mean the burly confident...
Harry!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
GERRIPY!
MEN!
HOOH!
That's what?
I stared at the Viking paraphernalia that littered the area surrounded in a likely centerpiece.
A full-side stage complete with an impressive sound system with all the trimmings, including a dragon.
It took a special kind of crazy to build something like this in a remote field.
When the sky split open with a deafening boom and the music started blasting, it felt strangely appropriate.
Just boilers.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I can see the boy around.
That's how they fought him.
Oh boy.
HAAA!
What the fuck is happening?
I'm fucking back
Oh my god
That fucking hurt
I've got to take it over.
Dude!
Got his ass down!
Fuck off, birds!
Oh, for fuck's sake, what is this?
I was just standing back.
Come on.
I guess going on here.
Ow, man.
I'm the birth again!
I'm fucking on my shot.
They fucking ran up all of these.
I'm going around.
Stop!
Oh my god.
I know you're there.
They're weird ass fucking like two those.
No!
Proposed beating my ass.
What's this one?
Very attacked by a taking it.
Barry was just glad he had survived the fall.
He had been separated from Al.
And there was no easy way to climb back up.
He told himself he'd be okay.
Okay, and the movie forest at night.
He would just have to wait for a while
for Al to find his way down.
Barry turned only heard the heavy footsteps
and saw the movement.
The man shaped shadowed lunge didn't run the bushes.
And Axel died.
Man, her screen through through up his hand. The world exploded.
Uh-uh.
He might be dead.
Oh!
I think he did it.
Oh my left.
They fucked us.
Kurtman watched his wakes feature slacken.
The man was bullided no doubt.
Even lying on the bed, he'd almost broken Hartman's nose this second time, but with
a little time, he'd break wake down, given proper direction.
Wake was easily the most promising subject he'd had, well, since Tom really.
Sleep well, Hartman whispered with a smile.
Let me take care of you.
He's sniffed hard to clear his throbbing nose, swallow blood and barely taste it.
Oh my god, very descriptive.
Tis what?
His dropping nose.
Oh my god there he is.
Oh my god, they're the all-ar.
Back up, back up, fuck up!
Oh my god, great.
Oh
Oh my god, there's another one. He's just as big and confident
Oh, he's he's he's thinking for the fact that we're like a human to get the subs. Oh my god.
I got an idea.
They're pushing through!
Whoa!
Oh my god, you just not doing that!
What?
What? Do you see that?
Ugh!
They fucking just swandering in front of me!
Oh my god there's too many men!
Ah!
Very ah! You fuck bro, they're fucking fucking fucking me!
I can't get up.
Oh!
Jesus.
Please tell me we're headed for the nearest.
You're now leaving bright falls. Come back soon, sign.
We're going to the Anderson farm.
I knew you were going to say something like that.
You owe me beat time for this. When this is through, if we make it, I don't care what anybody says.
I'm done with darkness. You're going to buy me a tanning that is a gift, and I'm going to live in it.
20%.
20% royalties.
Ew!
I'm crazy, but that's fine.
You got that right now.
You're barking mad.
You are by far the crazy.
Maybe that's inevitable when you deal with crazy stuff like this.
It helps. This is happening Barry.
Alice, they never had Alice.
She's trapped in the darkness at the bottom of the lake.
But she's not dead.
How can you know that?
I know Barry. I know. I know. Listen.
I can bring her back. I can find her.
There's something special about this place.
The lake.
It does something to the works of our creative here.
It makes them come true.
But there's a catch.
The dark presence.
Whatever that thing is, twist it to its own ends.
Barbara, all of this is happening.
And this is my manuscript to take over everything.
I believe you happened to Thomas.
Same before it happened to the Anderson.
I believe you.
Prazier Knots, you're not the loser.
We're shit's going down.
That's a fact.
I'm on board, man.
The Anderson's knew about it, but they were too far gone to tell me with all the drugs they were on
But they were gone. There's a message somewhere at their farm there. They just need to find it
Why did he tell him him to look out when he's the one driving?
Oh, this is where they get sent riddled
Look out, dad!
I lost my god in the crash.
Oh, again, there's nowhere to be seen.
There's lost like four guns.
Very, very!
Oh, man, you're okay!
Jesus, come here, your boys!
I was trying to get out of the car, but the ground day went.
What the fuck is he?
Come down his mind.
We're getting that.
Are you all there?
I hit some bushes.
Did it get a scratch?
There's no way you can climb down them.
It's like a sheer wall.
Oh, there's something moving down here.
Mary, it's a take-in.
She was a player, Mary.
I'll save you!
Oh man, you're okay!
Jeez, it's good to hear your voice!
I was trying to get out of the car with a ground-day wait!
I don't know what he's like!
He like up-folded like a fucking wallet!
What's this?
Are you okay?
I hit some bushes, didn't get a scratch.
There's no way you can cut down though.
It's like a sheer wall.
Huh?
Oh, there's something moving down here.
Mary, it's a cricket.
You're the flower, Mary.
Oh, the top.
Yeah.
Mary, are you all right?
I'm going out.
I'm great.
Guess you never messed with anyone from New York City.
I'm going around to the farm now. I'll be waiting.
Barry, just wait for me, okay?
He just took twice.
I'm not staying here.
It's always fine. I'm going to the farm.
I'm going to go ahead and secure the area.
You can catch up. Don't worry about me. I'm on the chase.
Now we can rambo.
You're learning to a disaster if I didn't catch up with Barry.
he was like on the left and then he was on the right as to what the fuck
smup monster
That's back to right at the side of the head with a fucking whatever the fuck that was a mine cart
Ow, ow stop
I think there's a page over here
WALTER When he stopped the car at the Anderson Farm, Walter felt relieved.
A blivin was closed hand.
The brothers wouldn't miss a jar of moonshine or two in the bouillage.
But then he saw the man in the porch, and he knew who it was.
Driving for his life and knowing it was useless, he didn't realize he was crying until
I couldn't see the road for the tears.
I need a flashlight goddamn it.
Oh, I get hit by everything.
Ow!
Oh, Parvichou!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
I got the thing already, right? I think yeah, I got the I got the I got I got
Honey, I don't even remember
Going straight down
Five six
It's the 5 or 6.
I'm just gonna keep going up here. 6.
I'm so fucking slow.
Oh my god, it's behind me.
There you go.
How do we...
Fuck, I thought I'd turn it on.
I hope there still be a working generator somewhere around here at Power Up Field Lights by the gate.
I'm looking for it, Alan.
I'm looking for it.
Think it's up top.
I mean there's this generator over here for this thing, I think the one.
the
I see it right there. How the fuck do you get up there? Maybe this way you go around, I'll
The stairs are over here, think.
He put the gun to Wakeshead and almost became a murderer.
Also handshook in his throat felt tight and dry.
Hmm, biting his teeth, he tried again to pull the trigger.
Hmm, if you lost the nerve.
Wakeshared.
Night and game would have to settle for an arrest.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
I could sense the movement in the woods ahead, facing the enemy without a weapon was dangerous, but I had no choice.
I got a flashlight that's all I got.
We can do it, Alan.
Oh the men are here.
Ah!
The lamb!
Ah!
Stop!
Don't cry the fucking thing again!
What are you doing?
Oh!
I'm trying to move!
What the fuck is happening?
Oh my god!
I guess it's the amount of...
What the fuck?
That a weapon was dangerous, but I had no choice. What the fuck was that?
They're doing it's run past
What do you say?
Oh, make a fatty acids are good for your heart or something, not the foot
I'm just sad I'm not shrimping.
a car was driving away from the farm headed in the same general direction as I was
from all I knew it was buried caught in the consequences of leaping before looking at
it just I just despondous in as as if it was over
well if that had to be deeply flashed like
Yay, any guns?
The car was heading for the cabin up ahead.
It wasn't far.
If it was Barry, I would see the damage soon.
It's not gonna be heinous, everybody.
Somebody lost.
Detective.
FBI detective, Dildo.
I'm trying to deliver each page to the right time place.
I'm trying to show you how the story goes.
Mr. Seen?
It was a strange spaceman or a diver in a monkey suit.
He was the one who'd been placing the pages on my path.
The dark presence followed the choreography laid out to it in the manuscript,
growing stronger and stronger, moving like a storm from one scene of destruction to the next,
but it was still bound to fall the story and chained to the dark place he came from.
When the story reached the end at long for, it would finally be free.
the
size is the give away till though, it's moderate
to
I feel like they shouldn't have made these like, uh, bear traps like super like, like, like, glistening in the fucking light, or whatever, because like, I don't even get caught by them.
The storm reached on as the Anderson Brothers walked unsteadily away from the clinic with
the other patients until knowing that this time they wouldn't return.
The darkness around them seeded with horrors, but torn Odin were underfraid, their eyes
the lynx would die out. They knew every secret act and there was blood on their hands. They had fought in the shades before.
Someone had left the gun behind it. Now I had a fighting chance of reaching the farm.
the taken are filled with darkness, no shit, to fuck.
You can go down this way now.
Oh, I finally got caught by one.
I've been resident-eatled
Hell, that one I got stuck on a stump
Oh no!
I'm already here, I'm already at the checkpoint back the fuck off.
I could see the car, but there was no side of the driver.
Who could it be?
Who's the driver?
Anybody here?
Mary!
No, Danny, you're not going!
Please!
What are you doing?
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
I know you. You were in jail the other day.
I went to the farm again.
For the moon and shine, you know.
It makes you see.
They're not going to miss it.
They're in the loony bin.
My buddy, Benny, the lost and something's gone wrong with him, uh, start him.
I feel like a real bad follow-up.
I too feel good movie.
The best friends, something bad guy.
My god.
Oh, look, this crap anyway.
That.
Damn.
Poor guy.
He was in prison.
Is that supposed to be the main shrine right there?
That's a tall thing of moonshine, that's not a bore, that's a closet for a fucking-
AHHH!
OOOO!
If I continue like the dark presence wants me to, the story I'm writing won't say Dallas.
It's a horror story, it's going to kill her and me and everybody in this town.
No one will survive, darkness will consume everything.
This is what it's wanted all along.
It will be free and unstoppable.
It used Dallas to get to me, dandle her and photobete to keep me going.
It was never going to release her. I'm going to change this.
All escape.
I've written myself into the story, I'm now the protagonist, this feels like a terrible
risk, but it's the only way to say that, I'll be bound by the events of the story just
as much as anyone else who's been moving into it, the story must stay true for this
to work.
There have to be victims leaving away, near escapes, cliffhangers, in a horrors story, they
can't be certain that the hero will succeed or even survive, and such a haste to die.
I'll write my own escape into the story next, I need out.
He's going to be the wonderful lamp man.
I'll make it happen.
That's not true.
He's like, he's like damn.
Like this is some good shit right now
that I'm fucking producing right now.
Let me go pull one of Thomas Zane's books again
and fucking like, you know.
Just get some inspiration from it.
Oh my god.
That was Danny.
That's the guy that he got into a fight with.
Biggie
Confident
Garthie
The front door was locked
Confident, he was confident so yeah emotional infant who lived for his approval
Wake by contrast was a far more difficult subject. Mott had given him too much leash in two days
Who knew what could happen?
Hartman would have to find a way to rain him in and quickly.
Hmm. Why would Mott live for Hartman's
Approval?
maybe he's like a patient that he's manipulating
whoop in there
It Barry wasn't up here, he was probably a trouble down the farm, for a moment I felt bad for doubting him.
After all, I made it this far myself, very inspiring.
Huh?
He's driving parts are so like unneeded.
the
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh why is this why is this not me?
Oh my god.
I got fucking hit by it too, then I got hit by it, but it pushed me out of the way.
I got automatically chilled, but this is the stage that he looks at with the dragon.
Oh, and they got fireworks.
I know the brothers used to be some kind of rock stars, but it hadn't really sunk in until I saw this stage.
Eh! Eh!
Ow! Rock!
Get it, Johnny! There's so many of them!
Come on, damn!
I'm so glad the sign we go along.
I'm so proud of you.
Oh, we're here.
I can tell us where the fire was right here.
How did he start? How did he set this off?
What was your plan?
What was the place?
What the hell?
Oh, no.
What's going on?
I'm trying to get my way back.
Oh my god, I can't switch to the fucking, I can't switch to the other flash like
So black to decide to go to the goal.
Grab the grab, grab the grab it.
Grab it!
Oh, we have the fight-of-all.
I can sell up for the fireworks from here.
I can help you out.
You know this is a lot of time.
I'm over to the ground.
Those places stop.
I don't know what to do.
Oh my god.
What am I getting?
Oh my god.
I got it this time.
Oh, shit!
And...
The...
AHH!
AHHH!
Let's...
Fuck you!
Ha.
I'm explaining to you that I'm free of this...
TH-
H-
The...
I need some heals.
Oh no, why are you going this time?
Don't worry, please, please, please.
I'm just throwing a sip from over there.
Ah!
You fucker, fucker!
I can't believe I'm back in the fucking head!
Oh my god!
Oh, can you fucking, oh my god.
I saved you, now it's about the time.
Why is that auto in you?
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I was gonna say the socks over.
Yo, Santa.
...
Ha ha ha! That was awesome!
Rifles, rock and roll capital in America.
Hey, out! This right in the far!
I don't remember where we're going to the farm because there's something near the
Sabre, sir.
No reason to worry.
Your cutouts good as new.
I left it.
I'll come back for it once we have the place secure.
Yeah, that's been my biggest worry all this time.
We need to get this thing moved out of the way.
Dude!
This is as far as I got for the ambush, mate.
They see the thing, they see the way.
So all day long, I'm always an innocent idiot. It makes me very attractive.
Here he is. Right now I'm just standing here because I need my best friend Barry to carry me.
I'm joking. I'm like a fucking trick red.
I think I see what you did there.
There, it was pretty good.
You want me to do my imitation of Barry Wheeler? No? Thought so.
Oh!
Wow!
Look at that thing out.
They really went all out with his thinking crap didn't they?
So fucking boom!
They must have done okay for themselves.
So how come I never heard of these guys before?
And this, from the guy you learned about Aze Osborn through Reality TV.
To be fair, I mean I think this is really what's happened in the United States.
To be fair. I mean, I think like a lot of to be fair. I think a lot of people learn about
Aussie through reality TV. I mean, not just this music. I'm pretty sure. I don't think.
Rest in peace
It's 1976 madness reigns at the Anderson Farm contrary to all logic. The head east and green of their moonshine is
He's unfiltered water from cold and wake.
My god!
The Anderson's feel like gods.
Odin can't stop laughing.
He contemplates cutting his eye out.
Tor runs across the field, naked, shrieking, hammer in his hand, trying to catch lightning.
There's so much that power.
Something ancient is stirring in the depths, coming back.
use water from the lake and it gives them powers, the Viking boat looked imposing almost
it's like a battering ram.
We're just going through a fucking wreck in there, shit.
What the hell is this?
Oh my god!
It's a man!
Oh!
I still don't understand the tracksuit guys.
I feel like there's an explanation for like all the other dudes, but I don't really understand the tracksuit guys.
That guy's swinging in the wrong way. He's looking in the wrong way.
They're rushing. They're flying with the Russians here. What are they? What does it have to do with anything?
What is this fucking thing doing?
Oh wait.
I
thought to be we got to go through the other side
Should go around
All these fucking guys and I don't have any ow, hey, flare gun.
F
C
Oh, ow, bro I got hit twice!
Ow, three times!
Fucking leave him out!
Fuck, I'm gonna kill him!
Back up. Back the fuck up.
How did I get hit by the car and what I guess I walked into?
Help!
Wow! Those geasers are quite a production going on.
Ooh, you know what I'm? If we make it through this alive, I'm going to start representing them.
Yep, sell this stuff online, give it a get a reality show going, release it to single.
Good luck with that, pal.
Hey, you're doing us a way out here, okay? I'm going to take a closer look at this stuff.
That's the shine.
Be careful out!
Ducks! Thank you for the 10-tier one community to get the subsequent.
Viock, we're still at 33 hours pretty much on the clock, we got plenty of time with
Yep, so much time.
Hey, dear.
You know, dear fest is almost here, isn't it?
I bet that keeps you in business.
Pretty bad as a...
I actually haven't been real busy with other stuff.
That at which concerns and ongoing investigation,
we can't talk about that, Lord.
I was like, I didn't say anything!
Would you say, and we got, you know,
other ions to fry?
And how would you compare your workflow to last years?
Things have seemed relatively peaceful to me,
but people do tend to get a little wild this time of year.
Well, it's wild, Pat. It's pretty wild. There's been all sorts of trouble this year. Vanillism, fighting, public disturbances.
A lot of people going missing, too.
Yeah, yeah, it takes pretty much the usual stuff, Pat. Just you know what? A lot more of it.
Well, is it just me or is it just dear fest get wilder every year?
Hey, guys!
You're drunk at least over a day starter earlier, and younger.
Oh, it's definitely not just you, Pat, but definitely Pat.
Hey, I'm talking here, Thornton.
Uh, I'm shooting an hospital chair and a thorn.
Not just me.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, it's wilder pet,
but actually most of the trouble
seems to be coming from grown men.
People who want to know better than hell.
Kids are doing fine this year.
Well, that's nice to hear at least.
Boys, I want to thank you for stopping by.
I'll let you get back to your patrol.
You're a thing, Pat.
Yeah, sure, think that.
that's second guy sounds like the dude that voices the ago in a laden
guys know what I'm talking about
I don't know what the fuck that conversation had any that didn't give us any lore at all but
not even close
I'm not saying it sounds like yago I'm saying it sounds like the dude's voice that voices the ago
You'll wait no wait and I'm thinking of somebody else.
What the fuck?
What the difference?
What's the difference between an actor doing a voice of a character and their actual voice?
You moron?
What do you mean?
What's the difference?
Not everybody just uses their regular voice for the characters that they play
Who the fuck was who am I thinking of?
What was he in?
Fuck I don't remember what he I don't remember what he was in
Fuck
I'm not going to remember what the actor's name is.
I feel like he usually wears a hat.
I don't know what else he's in.
No, it wasn't Gilbert Gaffrey. I thought that was somebody else.
I don't remember who I'm thinking of though.
I'm trying to remember like Ubie Voices. I know he does some kind of cartoon.
But I don't remember here's the fuck it is
Steve Blum, no, no, I would that that dude's voice is not
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get more details. Let me see if I can like
Was he in a laden? Maybe he wasn't even in a laden. Let me just see if he if he was in a laden
for what I should see if he was in Aladdin first because I might now it wasn't
him. I was I was definitely off on the fuck was it fuck was it fuck was it
is it gonna fuck they drive me crazy now. Maybe in Lion King is he in Lion King?
I don't know if I can see his face like I see his face, but I don't know who it is.
Troy Baker, no, I'm not, bro, I would know those got damn it.
I know he does, he does like, fuck, he does like an animated voice.
I want to say like he's been in like Adam Sandler movies as well, but I don't know, like, what he would have been in recently.
Fuck me.
What is his name?
No, not from here.
Not any of like the core people I think.
I
Oh, not got the empty shemmy
Fuck man, I'm losing it. I
Have no idea what he's in, but like I know that
He voices in like some like Cartoon. Yeah, I don't know what man. I fucking I
I
So I'm so lost as to who it is. Just it's gonna be stuck on the fucking top of my brain. No, not Billy Christo
Fuck
Um, what other movies would he have been in like around that time?
Um
It's so weird, just I feel like I would be able to like,
play the clip again.
It wasn't a clip, it was just like, it was just a voice over here.
Ryan Gosling, I'm talking about fucking like the Lion King and Aladdin,
and you're like Ryan Gosling?
it's
it's something around that time but I guess it's just a maybe they weren't in
Aladdin
I don't know, I'm looking up like names that you guys are saying, but I don't, it's none of these, it's none of these people.
Just Disney movies, yeah, maybe. I think Disney movie voice cast. I'm just trying to see if I could see a picture of them and like maybe it'll come up.
But I don't know.
I think I lost it, I don't think I'm over again if I can, I don't think I'm going to find it.
No, not Jim Cummings. Draw him? I don't know if I can from memory like that.
Like that. It's like a... no.
I say, I want to say kind of looks like Steve Buschemi, not really, but like if you could like...
It's not Steve Buschemi look.
But it's like, maybe somebody who, like, voiced something alongside of him, I'm not sure.
No, not James Woods.
I don't know, man.
I'm so, I'm so, it's so stuck on the top of my head now that I'm like,
thinking of it. I'm typing in name to you guys are giving me, but it's not coming up.
So I don't know who the fuck I'm thinking of.
It's gonna drive me mad.
Oh, we have to figure it out now.
I don't know.
I know you were as a hat.
It's not Gilbert Godfrey though.
It's not. It's not.
It's not him. It was I was mistaken by
the voice.
I wish I could hear it again, but I don't think I can.
I don't think I can't I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't play it again
This is just playing his fucking music now
I'm gonna clip it. Let me see I'm gonna listen to the kid. I'm gonna listen through to get just so I can fucking hear it again
the
uh
oh, it's me, oh!
no, it's not God damn it. He's in the older him. He's in older movies.
Fuck!
What the fuck is that guy's name?
He's not like a
He's not like Ghostbusters.
It's not Ghostbusters, I don't think.
Fuck, what the fuck is his name?
I don't know what he's in.
Is he on Saturday night live?
Fuck, what is his name?
I thought,
I don't think,
yes, that guy, yes, the hang guy, yes.
That's who I'm thinking of, that's who I'm thinking of.
What the fuck me, evoicing?
Oh my God, thank you so much.
Jesus, that's what I thought that sounded like.
Holy smokes.
Okay, fuck me.
Moldo.
Oh, a poo in the Simpsons.
I
was
he doesn't have voices yet that's what i mean i didn't
find
i do a voice
let's hear him
you want me to
you had a one
let you hear him when you see here
I guess most people know me as the guy who does a lot of voices on the Simpsons.
An 18-wagon, a lot of Professor Frank, of course.
You coming, but God!
See, he's got through like a bunch of different like voices or whatever, but like that, you know what I mean?
Well, I'm Professor Frank, of course.
You coming, but...
Okay, now let me, let me...
Listen to...
Where's the fucking clip of this real quick?
I'm sure think that.
Sure think that.
Done.
What do you do?
The Slat, y'all, y'all, go, some more.
I just have to use this.
Got it.
Got one of this, sir.
I got it.
They're back from an estate shop.
I think motorbots tend to close this to my heart.
I used to actually bought 10, and I jogged it here.
You hear it?
I can't even come over to bot, I can't even.
I can still be hanged about it.
I can serve fancy drinks and jogs 10 bucks a pop.
Yeah, I'm so clean.
Sort of.
Yeah, I mean, it's got like, I mean, there isn't that many lines that the dude was
saying throughout that.
It was like, there was like three or four lines in there, but like, my mind immediately
went to this dude.
That was like, that's kind of sounds like him.
Oh my gosh.
Shhh...
Thank you, somebody, somebody actually knew what I was talking about.
That was a...that was a...that was a mystery.
That would have drove me nuts bro.
Because I did not know his name.
The elevator was dead. I'd have to get some power to it first.
So, what's that Frank from Future Rama?
Is that who voices him as well?
I don't really watch much Future Rama, so I wouldn't got that.
the building that had to be the Anderson's home, other side of the building, that wasn't far now.
I wasn't worried about trusting the man leads up to a bird out of Jerry after he racks.
They had the goods.
Uh...
I think a lot of people really like the carnage.
I mean, I know.
Got to be kidding.
Skip.
I'll know more, man.
Oh!
He's just ranting off about cows and pigs back there.
the
of
I need something back there from the explosion.
I should have done an explosion.
I'm not addressing the men allegations.
What does this mean? What? What allegations?
Oh, is that you out there, buddy?
Yeah, it's me, hang on.
Hey, let's go, man.
Do you confirm or deny you are a men?
Sure, man.
Hey, I think that's the form on the other side of the field. We're almost there!
This farm is a crazy place for crazy people.
We should feel right at home then.
So, in now, of course.
Of course, I'll burn them on one more gate. Let's do this on the other one.
Man, we did that shit button, so.
Whoa.
The power downstairs was out, but I was sure I could fix that at the fuse box.
is there a basement?
oh?
coffee
toilet
is the fuse box outside?
no, it's upstairs, what?
upstairs
Again, Alice's screams rang in the stillness of the night.
I saw myself run toward the cabin, flashlight in my head, and I followed my past self.
I was an out-of-body observer, a time traveler to crazy drug and dream.
This was the beginning. The night Alice disappeared.
The mystery of what had happened during the missing week was about to reveal itself.
Ugh.
Not time travel.
I don't think they keep too close to 9 in them at the clinic.
They seem to slip away a lot so they can get wasted.
Get it!
Of course, we'll need to find words coming from.
That's the message the Anderson's taught.
That's the whole reason we're here.
Of course!
That's how we want to face the crazy weapon from the town.
It's a deal, bro.
What? Must be?
Yeah, we haven't talked to her since the beginning of the fucking game.
Okay, we need to find Cynthia Reever. We'll stay here for the night and head back to town
as soon as it gets light.
Hey, Al. Lots of hours before dawn. Might as well get some rest. And by rest, I mean, drunk.
Come on, Barry, this is
But if they treat if they drink that the water in that comes from the lake where Barbara the lady black the dead the dead lady
I'm a writer, I'm a crazy bastard, I want to stay by you without a what?
I'm a writer, god dammit.
Right.
I just wanted to write 10 books here, and they'd be the best books that year.
No.
That's right, I couldn't.
Well, I could, because I'm a writer.
What?
What are they putting this stuff?
I feel like my brain is coming out of my nose.
I'll get the recipe off of this,
cool, C&B, booze millionaires.
I just miss her, Barry.
I just want her here with me.
I know.
I just miss her, man.
Okay, we're gonna make it up here.
Now they're going to be infected with the water of the lake.
We're like the shadow.
Oh, no, where the camera.
Ow!
Where the hell are you?
Ow!
Ow! I'm coming!
It's all right! I'm coming!
It is a crazy drunk and jade.
And yet, it was all within that.
It was the truth, a suppressed memory un-earth by the Anderson's moonshine.
I was there, an out-of-body observer.
This was the night hours and I had arrived at bright falls.
The night hours had disappeared.
I had a chance to find out what had happened.
I really needed to be surprised to see the cabin dog.
I also didn't ever turn the lights off.
I remember thinking I caught a glimpse of our storm underwater,
sinking into the darkness.
Driving after was the last of the egg memory I had of that night.
After that, the next thing I could remember was waking up behind the wheel of the crash car and finding the first pages of the manuscript
I couldn't find her in all that blackness. I must have thought she drowned
and then those other guys came and she'd be up.
Jagger yeah.
Oh she's TP.
The dark presence had touched me. She had dug her nails into my brain and used me, made me her puppet.
You must be here somewhere, or the upstairs in the study.
Alice! Yes, that's where she is. You can upon the joys.
Alice! You laugh at the whole thing together and put it behind you.
Well, why did Barbara do this?
Alice? Why is Barbara doing this?
She's not here. You are foolish to think so.
No, she's dead. She drowned.
It's your father, wife is dead, you are guilty, or she wanted was to help you right.
You killed her!
Oh, gosh!
Aaaaaah!
For John Lake is a special place.
Here, you have the power to change things.
She wanted you to write.
I will tell you what to do.
You should write.
You can write her back. The story will come true and all will be with you.
She had Alice and the manuscript was the ransom for her.
Yes. Her smut that she wants you to write.
Right about my thick, big, confident, hairy.
I'll bring her back.
Just enjoy normess, girthy, men.
No, I wrote it, I remembered it all now, in the dark, I written for days a week, almost
to complete manuscript of a novel entitled The Partsure.
Jagger had been my editor, was found in my ear,
making sure that the unfolding story
would make her more and more powerful.
I thought I was saving Alice.
Even with the cobwebs she put in my head,
some part of me had been aware of
to write my escape into the story,
to bring a light of the cabin
to release me before I could finish.
To interrupt the horror story before the ending,
my darkness consumed everything and everyone.
Zane was weak and far away.
When I written an into the story and his life had been enough to set me free.
He's here now. I'm here because it was written.
I brought the light to him free.
You're sorry.
The world I'm here will be back soon.
It's still the same in my life.
We're all time gone.
She looks so old.
Ha ha ha! She looks so old.
My Barbara.
Well then what about the other one? What about CW huh?
I've broken up confused and brought you.
My mind can soon buy darkness and fear.
All I could do was do escape.
The week's been in the cabin and taking its toll, I was barely conscious and fading fast.
The hand who have caused his aim terribly, thrown him even deeper into whatever dark place he now haunted.
But he had managed to weaken the dark presence. Can we save that night?
He's drunk driving, literally this driving with a fucking concussion, please.
Now.
Haha.
Oh my god.
Could have killed somebody.
I wrote it.
It's my fault.
I wrote it.
We're almost there!
Whoa!
I think you just circled this back to the lamp lady again or whatever the fuck already.
I think we could do another episode.
We do one more and then we and one more episode where you how long is episode?
I don't even know how long after so six levy
They're talking about the Zane-Gat.
We're getting the story actually from the song.
I don't know what this is.
and
Prior to the on camera wake, under the influence of the dark presence, I wrote a
horror story that is coming true. Jagger had been my editor, making sure that the
unfolding story would make her more and more powerful. Some part of we had been aware
enough to write my escape into the story. Together we can create something absolutely wonderful.
But later, it does something to the works of our creative, it makes them come true.
My mom gave me this old light switch. This flicker.
How is this being kept in a darn prison?
I need to find Cynthia weaver to fix this.
Your fault, you're gonna pay for it.
You're gonna pay for it.
Well, we're expecting a regular crowd from the middle of the train.
Naturally, we hope to break the ignorance.
And by the last year's most fenced in our new train town,
we'll agree.
We'll need to tell the great kids of people to ask me.
What's the big deal with that guy?
I think this is something up.
It's a friendship, and how you're living together, right, part, and coming up, though.
Well, let's try to be a whole new and until tomorrow, and get through the night in one piece, alright?
I have it.
Someone come for it when the time is right, Thomas had told you he wrote it.
But he has insurance, he's my job.
Did he even save him?
Save him in the matter.
I was in the night alone.
All the manuscript pages were gone.
The FBI agent have taken them.
I think I've been my tongue just took a crap in my mouth.
You.
Oh, wait, we're in jail now.
How?
How this is not good.
That about sums it up.
a
lot of room in the cell
I need to talk to him. She's the one in the song, the lady of the wife.
What the crazy lady?
What ever you say?
The lady of the light.
Yeah, not sure.
I had some reading to do.
first sheriff and let me tell you it was an interesting reading well I've got you now
Raymond Chandler it's all here all the evidence including conspiracy to murder a
federal agent I read this I don't know who that is but we all want things
I want it, my-
Look, that's not possible right now.
Agent Night and Gale, I insist.
Wake, what's wrong?
Lady, are you stupid?
It's a trick. It's an obvious trick.
Okay, I've had enough of this crap.
Wake, I'm going to trust you with this.
You're joking.
Agent Night and Gale, your opinion would matter more if you were sober
And if I actually believed you were here on official business.
Whoa!
Get, whoa!
Get back of the cell Stephen King.
The only way you're leaving this place is over my dead!
Wait a minute.
I know this.
Well?
Oh my god.
I think that was in the page.
It's the only way to fight this thing.
In my office, I've got your things there. Follow me.
Oh, man!
Take out his hip flask.
What the fuck bro?
We got to the lights up.
True.
Cool.
Oh you should.
You should.
written in the monstrous presence bursting behind him and dragged him into the night.
I got into the night, you know, at the song.
Emergency power.
Yeah, whatever.
We're going to be able to publish this when this is done.
And it's gonna be a fucking best seller.
Although, if, if everything he writes comes true, and then the book is finished, and then the book is published. Actually, I think...
I think that might be a spoiler never mind. I think that might be.
I'll take that by kiss, while I heard the act.
Oh wait a little bit.
Wait, what do I need to know?
What do you need for me?
They can be hurt in the light, only in the light,
and I need to find Cynthia Weaver. She can help me stop this.
Like, check, Cynthia.
She lives in the old decommissioned power plant.
I can get you there pretty quickly,
and the rescue chopper.
Let's go!
I forgot my flashlight.
We're going to fetch our ride, but I have friends who need to be warned about this, and I can't be in two places at once.
I need your help.
Here's a list of people and phone numbers. I need you to call them and tell them you have a message from me night springs. Okay, they'll know what to do
Night springs like the TV show
Gotcha, oh hey that radio guys on the list made. Who's Frank Breaker you related to you?
My dad
Hey, is this like a secret society?
Can you do this? You'll be safe here in the backup powers on these guys need to be alerted just in case we don't come back
I'll let fuck over till in the radio guy again. Fuck that guy. He's hit stone me.
He's hit stone me immediately. Fuck that guy.
Let's get.
Oh hell, whatever took night and gal must have broken the gate controls. We can't reach the gates control locks from here.
We need to get the other side over the roof.
I can jump it.
I'll open the gate for you once I'm across. You stay here in the light and cover me, Sheriff. Okay?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
There's a puddle of goop there on the ground.
Beclin this.
Oh my god look at the helicopter all the way over there.
It's so far. We're gonna have to do like 18 different things in order to fucking get to that
Oh, no the birds
Oh
Hey, Sheriff your password night springs. What's that all about?
It's a stupid joke we have, that bright falls in the original decoration for the TV show.
This tab is a weird attack.
Never this weird though.
Surely.
It needs to bypass the damage control box.
What am I in the electrician? Hold on.
Like that episode where the guy is like, there's something on the road.
And then it suddenly came on the road.
Oh, what the fuck!
This is the group out of here.
Ah!
That's smart.
Good job, wait.
Okay, stick close.
How hard stop is the town hall?
The key to the chopper there.
This is what I did need it.
Ooh!
Oh my God!
Kill that van!
Ow, kill that van!
It's just fucking a love!
I'm just like a random biker guy. That's a biker guy.
What?
It says follow you!
Oh my god!
That was the float!
Watch there.
he
is like big dudes that like have jackets that say sheriff on the back like if those were actual people wouldn't they
wouldn't they be people that might have been reported missing like an actual like cop
Fuck.
No comments on this.
She's in here.
Every duty.
Maybe there is some clues in here as to why, um,
McGregor did what she did.
I'm gonna want explanations, you know.
For example, what the hell happened to Rose?
She seriously messed up now.
The same thing I think happened to me after I arrived.
During this week, you can't remember.
Oh, I remember now.
Barry was in his element, making calls, making things happen, even if he didn't entirely know what those things were, he wouldn't let the hot share of shit down, even if every noise he heard from outside, and he heard plenty made him jump, he'd only pause to text Alan message, told Barry out, suddenly Barry froze in the dial, a window broke somewhere in the building, and then the lights went out.
Damn, he's dead, he's dead as fuck.
So says the follow her and she's not going anywhere. I'm just kind of like
I'm gonna be one here in the toilet.
That's a fucking cop! That's a cop! That's like a regular office worker there, too.
This is a push that should open with her face.
Oh, oh, oh, look out.
That could be a evil prop.
Watch out for that.
Wait, over here, there's light!
I have to see. Watch my back, wait.
It's an ambush.
What are they getting?
Oh
Back it up
Yeah, we fucked him up
I can't see what he's done!
He's got a fucking chainsaw!
Hey, there's nothing.
are you for reference I don't think so I think that I'm pretty sure there's already a
I can't change so I gotta be sure.
Let's go wake.
Yes, man.
side of the building near the main entrance.
Gotcha. We just fucking let her get elected, you did then.
writer. Why does it take the dark presence dees to be strong? She's just been
sitting in the fucking water of the entire time. How's she not strong already?
Hello? The message was from Barry. He was getting worried at the station. He wanted us to hurry.
Oh, that's the message and then the lights go out.
I thought he fucking disbonder something I was gonna feel like what the fuck?
I want that, that I just get locked in here.
Today, Sheriff, I got the keys.
Barry? Why isn't he inside?
Oh God.
Barry! Look out! Barry! Move!
Barry!
He made it inside Wake. He's okay.
Just throw a bus out of him.
The store fronts blocked. Come on Wake, let's go around. We can meet him in the back.
Barry!
There ain't anything here in this.
Barry! Barry! Can you hear me? Are you okay there?
Yeah, I'm cool. Don't worry. I'll find another way out and meet you two out back.
Are you sure I'm fine besides there's all sorts of usefuls not been here
What's this what's this?
I don't know if that has to do with anything.
Trust no one in the dark.
He's dead.
I was gonna use my fucking flash grenades, but...
We sure should be waiting for us to the backyard.
I don't know how to help down the road. Pull the sheriff!
Oh, hi, Doc! I've got it! Don't worry about it!
Sarah, about time, somebody showed up!
All they're shooting in the air is idiotic!
One of these days, they'll kill somebody!
I know! Go back to bed!
Don't get a point, wait! Look, this town can't take this!
Stupid bitch, it's me that want. The sooner I get out of here,
the sooner you can all get back to like as usual.
I hope you're right. Come on. Let me get this door open. Oh, look. They got my book here.
The book store.
Forks of being the sheriff. A girl needs to get around.
It's the featured book of them.
Why would?
Why wouldn't my book be the featured book of the month like over two years after he did anything?
Oh look at that double-click, learn to click fast.
What's we got in here?
Medicated to hate.
Now, is this a getting even, cooking with corn, 72 tasty recipes, pro that will believe
change
they're really taking advantage of your presence here awake i heard they're selling a lot of
your Alex case books right now i'm not a big fan of my own writing oh is that what maybe
that's why they did it they did it because he's in town they're like five of this
But who is she to Zane?
Are they, are they, are they, are they,
you know what I mean?
You should have been.
Yes.
I mean, that's what we're gonna find out.
I think good father, bad father.
I don't see Barry.
Look, wait, maybe that's him.
That's the way to the chopper.
I'm going into the fucking church now, here's the deer fest, well, deer fest, well, there's some stuff over there, I hope I can grab that.
Oh, we're flash grenades.
It's locked.
She got the key.
I'm going to get a pastor Howard a piece of mine mind about this lock.
No. I told him to get it fixed.
Where did he come?
Oh, it's so quiet.
only shit look at all these guys
Oh
Is the other one still out there oh
Oh my god
Prof, this fucking guy is annoying.
Can you stop him, eh?
HOOH!
Don't hide you, bitch.
Fucking putters ass in the corner.
Oh my god
He's done him in fighting he's just running
Okay, it's open. Let's go wake.
Wow.
We keep them wet all night long on the night before the offense.
Why?
Well, it's tradition.
For it to be free, the dark presence needed the writer to finish the story.
Again and again, the story let it get rustered and let close the writer without letting it capture him.
It was bound by the events depicted in the manuscript, but it could pursue the writer indirectly.
Put others on the task and stop those who would help him.
It took over everything in his mouth, made them its puppets, and sent them up your own wake.
The men, the burly, the burly confident, girthy, big, big men. Big men.
But why? Why does she do this? Why does she do this?
We're almost there. We'll have to go through the basement to get to the parking lot.
Yeah, there's no way to win the game.
Should I just take you for the 5-2-1 to be able to get the subs man?
Hello?
One second.
Stretch and do a touchet, love you all.
You
I think I'm going to wrap it up, I've got to wrap it up, BB got himself stuck in a
Picarious situation. So had the pull him out. Oh
Yeah, he was like walking. He was like walking the banister and he was like, you know stuck in between the banisters
So I got to like figure out how the baby proof the fucking banister. So he doesn't do that
James, I paused the timer, sorry.
Oh, not so good.
I'll just, uh, we'll, we'll pick it up here, I guess, and we'll finish it up tomorrow.
We'll wrap it up, and then we'll deal with the DLCs and all that.
And then we'll start, I guess we'll start too, as well.
Maybe if we can finish it all up tomorrow.
to see
it was getting juicy two minutes getting really good
if you're getting juicy
I was getting into it
set face
fuck
it's crashes every single time now
can I put Mario Maker out of the video do you know I still
Fucker I have not gone through my Mario Maker stuff yet. There's there will be no time for that until I actually
And done with everything
Probably at the end of the sub-the-thon is when I'll have time to find with the VODs
What up, Moose?
Sorry, I gotta end now. I don't know when you jumped in here. I
I only have two achievements out of all of that.
I have two achievements.
That's crazy.
Out of the whole fucking thing.
I only want control then.
I only want to.
I don't know about control.
I'm still, I mean, we already played it.
So I don't know.
I'm kind of on the fence about that.
We'll see.
I don't know.
I feel like control from what I remember was like more
I'm not in this, I think game play was as we continued on, so, I don't know, I don't think.
I feel like it might not be a good idea, because we're trying to fit in a bunch of games
that I've never played, so I don't want to spend too much time replaying, considering we
also had like, mass effect potentially on the fucking agenda, and like, I played one and
two of that, so like it's like, I don't want to like spend a majority of the subethon playing
games that I've already played, I'd rather like lay new stuff. That's kind of a whole
point.
Huh?
Oh, let's see. Maybe I'd rather do like control when we do control one, uh, when control
two comes out since they didn't announce that. So we still have like a lot of time for
that. We do have a week one and two now and then we do control one and two later.
All right, I'm gonna wrap it up, we'll switch things over to the VODs, YouTube site.
Thank you guys, I'll see you probably tomorrow.
I'm gonna go and baby proof this fucking banister hopefully, or try to.
The VOD or the string should go back up here with VODs here in a minute.
I'll see you guys tomorrow after I wake up and I get some rest.
Good night, good night, good night, until then. Take it easy. Bye-bye, bye-bye, I never play control. I just...
I just said I did play control. All right, I'm out here.