you
Good morning.
Hello hello hello. Happy Tuesday guys. It's only Tuesday. Now I now I know I know I know what date is
Good morning
All right hello welcome back feels like Wednesday. It does for me
Does for me everything is like one day off because of that Sunday so
Good morning good morning good morning
Good morning, midnight. Thank you for the three tier one community gifted subs. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Oh my goodness.
New life is strange, trailer kind of spoilery if you plan on checking it out.
Oh, well, then maybe I shouldn't. Okay.
Maybe I shouldn't then.
I did see there's people pinging me about it and they were like, you know,
you know, look at the, but I mean, I guess we might as well just wait into it.
It says it comes out in March, I think.
So maybe I just won't bother.
It looks bad.
Yeah, as do pretty much all of the iterations of it.
So, but I mean, we'll just, we'll just give it a go.
Come March, I guess.
I'll go and completely blind, I guess, you know.
uh Hickory, thank you for the 10 tier one community Geefed Instups.
Did I see that mortuary assistance getting a movie?
Yeah, I think we talked about it before.
I still have me to play mortuary assistant ever.
So that's a game that I have not played at all.
I need to check it out at some point.
Remember the game at the end of the Game Awards that was suppose to be the big reveal?
Yes, they have to release any new news besides one trailer.
Yes, and it's supposed to come out this month. Yes, snail. Yes, I knew about this
It was the
Hero shooter
Yeah, they still haven't they still haven't released like anything and it's supposed to come out like a week
They still haven't released anything about it
What if it's just like really really good and like it just comes out on nowhere and they're like boom
and they drop the mic real hard like when it comes out and it's like really phenomenal.
Or more likely is it's just absolutely shit.
I mean, yeah, thank you for the five-term one community gifted subs.
Quinn, thank you for the gifted subs as well.
Thank you, thank you.
Guys have added on like another hour here.
Guys don't need to go too crazy right now. We got a lot of time on the clock, so
So we're sitting pretty for a bit, we're good, probably for at least another three games
or so, we're good guys, we're good.
We have to mop up Alan Wake one today.
Yesterday I didn't get to finish it.
I almost finished it.
I think I'm getting close, I was like right there, and I was going to keep pushing.
but yeah, BB wanted to be a fucking bad cat yesterday
and start getting into places that he doesn't normally get into.
I think he's like the type of cat that like,
he's used to like kind of routine, right?
So I usually end around like three o'clock or so, right?
My time.
And then it's usually like, get ready for bedtime.
So he's usually like ready to go to bed.
So I think around that time,
he like tries to just get into shit,
you know, if I'm not like actually on schedule, I guess.
So I think this entire thing is a little slightly off for him.
So yeah, I had to maybe prove the banister a little bit.
Hopefully he doesn't do that again.
It'll asshole.
It's weird because I mean, I would, I would just let him in here, you know,
while I'm streaming, but he doesn't like to be in here while I'm streaming either.
So he doesn't want to be in here while I'm streaming, but he also like it's
mad if I stream too long.
So what the fuck, what are you supposed to do?
John, thank you for the five-term one community gifted subs.
What's after Alan Wake?
After Alan Wake is more Alan Wake.
And then after Alan Wake is more Alan Wake from what I understand.
We have the end of the first game, then we have, I guess, DLCs, then maybe the American Nightmare 1, I guess, for the sake of lore, and then Alan Wake 2.
So, it's pretty much Alan Wake into Alan Wake into Alan Wake for a little while until until it's all done.
Am I a fan of Alan Wake? Am I a fan of Alan Wake personally of his writing?
I think his stories are quite shit now. I actually think it was getting pretty
eventful towards the tail and there. I really don't remember much of the story, but
like it's actually kind of hooking me a little bit here at the end, I would say. I think
it took a little bit to get going, but like yeah, now it's definitely a slow burn, but
I'm enjoying it here towards the tail end.
It's weird because I feel like I didn't remember,
or maybe I just didn't properly download the whole,
I don't know, supernatural element to it,
I guess, back when I played originally,
you know what, I'm sure that when I played it,
originally like, 2007, I probably didn't really give it
much thought in terms of the story.
I probably just thought like,
the writer is writing things and the words are coming to life,
And I didn't really like get into the nitty-gritty of it, I guess, whereas now I kind
of understand more of it.
Dark thank you for the attention of what a community gifted subs.
So you think Alan Wiggas is a shitwriter, but like the games?
Yeah, I knew what you were saying.
That was just, that was called sarcasm, what I did there was like, I just, I was saying
something as a joke as opposed to giving you a straight up answer, but sure, yes, I am
I'm very much enjoying the game.
So I will give you the literal sense of what I will answer.
Yes, I'm enjoying the game so far.
I have my comedian.
No, I try not to be, not really.
Have I watched more Supernatural though?
I haven't had any time to watch it anymore, sadly.
I think gameplay wise, it's obviously a little like,
It's a bit dated and like, it's a bit of a slog
I think gameplay wise.
Could you do the same shit over and over again,
but you just get chased by a big confident,
burly, hairy men in the woods over and over again.
But I think for the story of it,
like at least isolated, I think the story is pretty good so far.
I kind of remember some things about the ending,
And that's why I'm not trying to like
theorize or anything like that because like I've already like played you know what I mean so I don't want to like be like oh, I wonder if this happens
But then like it's actually just me remembering what happened in case of spoilers, so
I'll probably make more guesses and stuff during the second game
We're at the lighthouse right now. We're at the town right now. I'm going to
to the helicopter, I believe, right now.
I'm really glad that you found the voice
of the guy near the end of last night.
Yeah, that would have driven me insane.
Even though that wasn't actually the guy's voice.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, we're almost done with it,
but then apparently there's like two DLC episodes
and then again, American nightmare, so.
I'm pretty sure there'll be a good chunk of
and wake one in some way tonight until we go into Alan. I'm sure we'll get to two at
least at some point during the night. I can imagine that here that James going is set to
direct a dispatched live action series. No, I did not. Why are they already going into live
action when the fucking the game has only had one fucking season? What? I feel like that might
be jumping the gun a little bit. See what I did there? Those James going? I didn't try to do that.
money. Yeah, but it's not like in the established like IP yet to like bring in that much money. So like how much money could it? Well, I mean,
honestly guardians was like that too. When James gun did it, it wasn't really like an established thing. So honestly he might be a pretty good fit for it. I think because of that. So it's very popular for a franchise.
It's very popular amongst the parasolials, okay?
How you take that popularity, you know?
I guess they want to monetize that shit, monetizing the parasolials.
That's what they're trying to do.
I learned something today.
If you have an older electronic stuff or cell phones,
you can trade your electronics and your cell phone to Costco
To give you a $2,500 gift card. No way they give you a $2,500 gift card for just old electronics
There's no way I'm gonna do go this
Yeah, you happen. Yeah, you happen. Yeah, you happen. Yeah, you happen. Yeah, you happen. Yeah, I'm gonna go this right now. No way
I'm not seeing anything about this.
I'm seeing a report from back in 2024 about customers getting paid $2,500 to shop and test
Costco products and you have to like answer a question here, I don't see anything else
about trading in electronics, though, trading in electronics, Costco. Let's see, okay,
they have a trade-in powered by faux, faux bio? What is that? Trading in your Apple devices
and receive a Costco shop gift card.
That's what it says.
That's going to tell you, like, about, like,
what I don't actually, let me see if I can find, like,
what the rates are.
Nobody's even talking about this.
Trade in value.
Okay. Here we go. Costco's trade and value. Here we go. It says for a phone is up to
$920. A laptop is up to $25.50 depending on the laptop itself. So if you give
then a Apple what's the latest Apple iPhone or what's it's 17 series 17 okay so let's say a 17 pro
17 pro one terabyte how much is it how much how much retail does a Apple iPhone 17
Pro one terabyte go for like if you were to buy it
2k
You okay, let me see apple iPhone 17 pro one terabyte
Jesus
Is it come orange like is it are they orange by default like why the fuck at every every search result is coming up orange why are they orange?
Cosmic orange why you?
Why is that the why is that they're default?
I love orange, but I'm like why is that why is that the
Default color for an iPhone now same strange
It is for the Pro if I were to buy it.
Retail is $1,99.
So about like $1100.
If you were to trade in that same exact phone at Costco, it says you would get up to
seven hundred and eighty dollars that's what it says when you punch in all the information
yeah
scamed yeah that's like the brand that's a brand new one right i mean it's like that's like the newest one
that's the brand new one you're still shaving off like five hundred bucks
That's if you were to trade it in. What about the Pro Max? For the Pro Max, the Apple 17 Pro Max,
one terabyte, you get $885. But it also depends on what carrier it is. If it's 18T,
Key mobile or Verizon is $885. If it's any other carrier or it's pre-paid, you get $575 from Costco.
What's crazy is I feel like they could flip a bitch like way easier with the other carriers. That's crazy.
I would that matter because I think they're marking it down lower for other carriers. If it's pre-paid,
Then I think they flip that shit easier because it's not locked to a certain
carrier. It's just like an unlocked phone if you're selling prepaid so they can get more
they can sell it for more I think
because of that because it's like unlocked it's an unlocked phone.
Something all come along now. I don't know man it's been a while since I've upgraded my phone to be honest.
I don't know. I think they still do.
Yeah, I think they still do.
But I'm on like a plan where like I get like a, you know, like a free upgrade every couple years or something like that.
I just have to like make sure I cash it in.
But last time I was due for an upgrade, my mom used it instead.
And then that's time before that, or no,
when did it's the other way around?
Last time I had an upgrade, I think I used it
to get a stream phone, so I got my burner phone.
That's how I got my burner phone,
because I used it for that.
The time before that, my mom used my upgrade
and took it from me, so that way she could get a better phone.
So I think that I'm not due for an upgrade in a while now.
I think I'm still, I think I'm still paying for it too.
I feel like I should probably call them up and cancel.
I don't think it's a lot, but I feel like I should probably cancel that at this point.
I don't know.
The new ones are so cool, especially for photography and videoography.
Yeah, I mean, phones are getting kind of crazy now where the people just like you they do like all the
you know, you don't even need like a big rig or anything like that. It's just all in all baked into the phone.
Which is kind of cool.
Mal Chloe coming back.
Was there any context to that? Did you just like just like randomly pop in and just say that?
watch the new trailer sir instead of an incoming. No, we decided that I was going to wait
until a march just to play it. I am not liminal. Life is strange. I'm mad. They're using
in chat room as like a fucking, as like a Twitter update space.
Burr! I'm mad!
Hella, oh yes, she's gonna go back to saying hella again, bro, oh my goodness boy. Boy, boy, boy, that'll be fun.
Did I get the Minecraft story in mood? No, not yet. I'll probably wait till the weekend.
Since we still have like one episode left. Are we watching a movie?
What? No? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Absolutely. Is that like a, is that like a, what the heck is the, what is a cinematon like? Is that, is that what you're asking? Better not ask that. I'll be very upset.
out of wake is a movie.
Yeah, it's a pretty long movie.
Does anyone need a recap before we get back into it?
Does anyone need to get caught up on what the story is?
YouTube Andy here, don't blame me.
Listen, man.
I feel like, okay, I feel like if you see a thong,
if you see thong at the end of any word,
I feel like you already inherently would know
would know that it is marathon. It's like a sub word of, you know, never mind. I'm not going to explain this
fun. I feel like if I hopped to any stream and they were doing something thorn, I would know,
I would immediately like be like, yeah, all right, I got I get there's some kind of marathon going on here.
You made me upset and you didn't make me upset. I'm mad now. I just remember you flashing your
flashlight at weirdos and his writing coming to life. I think that's kind of like
the premise of like where I was at when I first played the game like two decades ago,
I think that's probably it. But again, as we said, my palette is more distinguished now.
I understand where they're coming from now. I understand the story that they're throwing at us now.
I get it. He doesn't get it yet. I do get it. I didn't get it then, but I get it now. At least to where we're at right now. Do you? Yes, I do.
Listen, Alan Wake and his wife go on an adventure to go on a vacation. Alan Wake is washed.
He's a writer who sucks. He hasn't written anything in over two years. He sucks. His big hit was over two years ago.
He has nothing to his name almost. He's like any other writer trying to find inspiration.
They go to this lake and this lakehouse cabin to try to find inspiration.
He gets really upset his wife because his wife is writing his ass about him writing, because he's doing fuck all with his life.
She's like, why aren't you writing? You dip shit. You fucking, you fucking loser.
And he's like, why are you doing this to me? Alice, I think he's earning. You're making me so mad.
He storms out of the cabin in a pit of rage. He's upset because for some reason,
nobody will leave him alone about his writing. But he realizes that he has to write. Otherwise,
he's going to stay a fucking loser forever. He starts to go back to the cabin, but then his wife,
screams, and he's like, oh my God, somebody must have broken into the cabin.
She might be dying.
He gets into the cabin, and then sees like a very, very brief view of his wife
falling into the lake.
He dives in after her, cut to black.
We don't know what's happening. He wakes up in a car crash.
We later figure out that.
There's a woman.
I don't think we know the full backstory about the woman.
Barbara McJagger is her name. She drowned in the lake with her lover.
Thomas Zane. Thomas Zane was a guy, a man, a big, burly thick man. Yes, that got around.
I think he might have been getting around the town, sleeping with a lot of women.
The lady in black Barbara McJagger, she got upset about this.
She obviously got upset about this.
She died, she died, she's in the lake.
Her spirit and his spirit intermingle in the afterlife.
She becomes the lady in black.
I feel like this is like a movie, this is a plot of like the movie, this is like a like Annabelle or some shit like that or like you know, like
What the fuck is the other movie like
La Loretta or whatever the fuck it is you know, but that
Anyway, she has a she has a dark powers and she needs she needs somebody creative of writer
Well, I guess anybody an artist I guess it could be anybody
And for some reason her dark magic brings the words to life.
That just so happens to be Alan Wake.
For some reason she needs Alan Wake to write a story.
The story has to end with her getting out of the lake.
And then taking over the world question mark.
So, she locks Alan Wake up. Alan Wake in, it's the dateable whether or not this is a clever plan
of action or if this is just Alan Wake being Alan, he takes some alternative books written
by Thomas Zane in the cabin.
He writes Thomas Zain into the story through plagiarism.
Thomas Zain ends up being the shining light in the story that helps release him
from this grip of darkness.
And then he ends up playing out all the words in the manuscript that are currently
written that he had written up to a certain point.
So everything that is happening has been written, got it?
That's what makes sense here.
I think that's where we're at right now.
That's basically it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
Do you guys got it?
You guys get that?
Got that?
That's where we're at right now.
I got lost after Alan arrived with his wife. Jesus, how many of you fuckers are TikTok
brain? My God, come on now. I just gave you a full-scale recap here. Jesus Christ, you
can't follow this. Come on. My God, the wife got lost to, the wife, his wife is at
the bottom of the lake. And just being held at the bottom of the lake. As far as we know,
the thing is, though, not the life where you cap everything, I don't understand why the
lady in black or Barbara McJagger or whatever. I understand that she's trying, like, she
he needs to have a hold of somebody creative
to write her out of the lake.
But I don't really understand why it has to be
like a 500 page book.
It couldn't just be like, I took a hold of Alan Wake
and he just wrote like a little short story,
like a little short story.
And then the end like the lady and black just got out,
just like a little thing.
And then boom, he's out.
or boom, she's out, you know, that is not art.
Yeah, I guess, I mean, Alan keeps reiterating.
He's like, it's got to be true.
The story has to be true.
It has to be like, it has to be real.
Meanwhile, he's taking from other books,
and he's literally committing plagiarism for this book.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So like, it has to be a 500 page book
that he's also copying off of another writer for.
I mean, that's that's pretty much where we're at right now.
There's still some unanswered questions like why it is always why the lady in black
is always sending big, burly, hairy, confident, lumberjacks, etc. Russians as well after
Alan Wake, you know? You think they look like the visual in the overlay? That top one definitely,
yeah, that top one I think is definitely very akin to what we've been dealing with lately.
that's definitely the type of men that have been chasing Alan. I don't really know
as to why, but I think that maybe, maybe Barbara, maybe that's how she saw Thomas
Zain, you know, under the, under the, the scuba suit, you know, maybe that's what he
He looks like, so maybe that's why she takes control of men that look kind of similar.
Because when he shows up, he's got a really deep voice, like a really like central voice.
You know what I mean?
He's like, I will be your light.
I will be your light.
You know, so maybe that's maybe that's why, maybe they kind of look, maybe he looks
like that.
Why doesn't Alan write himself in front of an ammo because it has to be real, and it has to be true.
And it has to be like he said, the main protagonist for some reason has to be put in jeopardy,
which is why he lost his gun five times throughout the entire game so far.
has to be put in a bad situation, you know? Why doesn't he write himself more batteries?
Again, same exact answer, same answer. Yeah, there's got to be drama. Is Alan too pity
could have used chat to be tea? They said they should they should come up with another one.
that Alan Wake 3 should just be instead of him writing it himself on a typewriter
who should just use an AI to write for him and then those words come to life and the whole
fucking story is about like creative control from an actual creative person versus creative
control from a bot. That's that's that's basically what it would be. Yeah Alan versus AI.
Yeah, that would be all the way three.
I have no idea what the story even is about, way two, but that would be it.
I obviously don't know, like with the way the story is of this first one.
I can't really imagine where they do follow up in terms of a sequel.
I don't really know, like how this, I mean, I know a lot of people like the second one way
more sounds like it's like better across the board.
So I don't really know where they go with this, I guess.
The two is very good.
I'm pretty excited to get into it.
Well first we have a lot to mop up in one and probably some more answers that need to be given,
I think.
But from my summary, that's pretty much where we're at right now.
That's where we're at right now.
So I think we're going to the helicopter to,
I don't remember where we're supposed to fly to.
I don't remember where we were.
Alan Lake One gives old Xbox Arcade.
I mean, one of the DLC's was old Xbox Arcade,
but I think they just made, again, I think
Alan Lake One got stuck in DevHell for the longest time.
So we were lucky to even get it in the first place.
So I think what we got it being like a stitch together version of whatever it was supposed
to be.
I think the narrative is still pretty coherent enough, like the writing behind the actual
story is good enough that it holds up, but yeah, gameplay wise, I think it's definitely
pretty dated, but I do like the narrative so far, so far, I guess, more than from
when I played control. At least, I think we need to get started here. We're going to
jump right into it today so we can get this done. I'm going to start the YouTube side.
But I play control. I already played control. Well, I replay control. Probably not. There's
no fucking way. I highly doubt I'm going to fucking sit here and play through control again.
I feel like I'm like antsy to get to out and wake two, and I don't want to keep putting it off with like, you know, more that shit.
I think maybe when control two comes out or is on the way out, then maybe I'll do control one into control two like at the time.
But not right now.
So even if I'm missing a little bit of like context, that's okay.
We'll fill in the gaps later.
This was back when Remedy didn't really do amazing game play Max Payne 1 and 2 were great, but the actual gun play of Alan Lake 1 and what is that?
What is that?
AW.
Alan Lake 1 and Alan Lake and quantum break.
weren't that good?
Uh
Oh American wasteland
American wasteland. What? Is that what it's called? Is that even just just called American wasteland?
I don't think it's called that pretty sure it's called American Nightmare
That's Tony Hawk. Yeah, what?
American something, I guess, whatever.
Yeah, it's very, it is pretty dry, I guess.
But honestly, though, if you went back and played the old Max Pains, I don't think that old Max
Pains were like, I think the Max Pains kind of were held up pretty heavily on like bullet
time and all that stuff.
But at least it did have that stuff.
I mean, I don't like it didn't have, it doesn't have like any of that shit.
back to it. They didn't even like take some of the systems from max ping three that they
developed and like used it in GTA. They just kind of like got rid of it. They just kind of like
didn't bother. I don't know. Like I feel like even the rag dolls and stuff like that in in
next ping three. I think we're probably better than GTA that came after. I figured they were
We're gonna use a lot of that stuff from Max Payne and just kind of like stick it in GTA.
I don't think they're gonna do shit with Max Payne, so I feel like they should just like,
I don't know sell off the IP or something like that, give it back to remedy or sell the book.
They probably won't do that.
Oh, also, before I forget update because on the, on the YouTube side, I still haven't
been able to upload the Indigo Prophecy playthrough from day one, because for some reason,
this shit is getting stuck processing. And I don't know why. I've been trying to do it
like every night, I try to set it to render and fucking like post it, but it keeps bugging out.
So I'm going to keep trying, like day by day to see if I can get it up there. I might have
to split it, maybe into two parts. I don't know. I don't know what the problem is with it,
but I keep re-rendering it and it's not working.
So I will keep trying, I know people on the YouTube side
are wondering like about that one,
because people want to see about, like,
see that playthrough, but it's just,
I have this, I have one version of it
that's been sitting processing for like two days now,
and it's still not done, so I'm pretty sure
somehow I got corrupt, I don't know how.
That being said, I'm going to start up the YouTube side, and we're going to look
in and get what did in the world is that, what is that picture on the screen right now?
Are those heart cookies?
What is that?
Who made those?
You sell them or something, you sell them these cookies?
Oh no, hey, I cook these, hey, I cook these.
No, you made them and put them in plastic wrap and all that.
And you're not making a business out of this.
Surely that's a missed opportunity there.
That's a business right there.
No sharkin.
What have they made out of?
I took them into work and I'm taking them with me to San Diego next week to sell them to
to create a business around those heart cookies, to give to friends and family, for money, right,
like for money, you're going to sell them to them. There's sugar cookies. What are the ingredients?
maybe eventually. What are the ingredients? Are they sugar is expensive? How much do
They cost to make. What's your ROI? What's your expected ROI? Yeah, what's the, do you have a pattern?
Yeah, do you have a pattern? Not sure I haven't calculated it out yet. This is a four. This is a very poor presentation.
Did you get a pattern for like the heart cookies?
Like the fact that they're hard shape. I don't think you can pat and cookies. Well, that's where you're wrong that's
That's absolutely where you're wrong. You can yeah, you definitely. I definitely think you can pat and cookies. I think if you if you put in like a little secret ingredient, you know, like something if you if you had something in there
I mean
That's just strictly yours. I think you can pat in the
I don't think you can do that, I don't know, I think that's probably already been
pen.
I don't think I don't know.
I only made heart cookies because V-Day coming up.
Hmm.
So, okay, so you're halfway there.
You already have the marketing there.
You already have that these cookies are to be marketed towards Valentine's Day,
Which means that that's money that you could be making right there. You could be you could be selling those four Valentine's day
Just let me know like when you want to put it all together, you know, and and make this a business
Just let me know we can talk investments
You can talk about that ROI
We can talk about the royalties
We could talk about that perpetuity.
That's a pretty good deal.
All right, let's get into the last part of Alan Wake, quote unquote, remaster.
Oh wait, there's more!
Wait, what's this?
These are Christmas ones.
That's a whole other business there.
That's two businesses right there on your doorstep right there that you could be.
Although Christmas is already passed, but think about it. What about Christmas in July, you know?
What if you market it as Christmas in July cookies? That's your that's the name right there. Christmas in July cookies.
for everybody that might make a mistake about when Christmas is, you know, some people might want to start celebrating a Christmas in the summertime.
Who says you can't?
Yeah, as he played more on the way to the, yes, we're going to finish it right now, right now.
I got a new suit on.
I'm assuming I need suit.
This one just has a little bit of like red. It's like a red accent.
Yes.
Dracula.
This is my Dracula suit.
every day there's something that like you can correlate with the with the seat. Yesterday was I work in tech. The day before was like I'm a
Well, the car salesman or something
Every day every day there's something. It's a new oh Mr. being yeah Mr. being we're in Mr. being as well.
Yeah. This gives heavy valet energy. Right this way, I give me your keys. I will
valet your car. Thank you very much.
All right. Let's jump into this again and finish these shit. Chuck me the keys.
That's an old one.
That's retro.
I like the orange though.
There is no orange.
Are you okay?
It's arguably orange?
No?
know it's not it's it's red guys it's red I mean it's
it's definitely red what it said red when I bought it it's it's red it's
red
but
bar stay for the center of the game itself
it's red orange
no it's not
it's red it's red literally up to you the name of fuck my phone is dead i think i can actually like look it up but i would look it up
youtube is up right now youtube is already up
I'm telling you, though, when I bought it, the page said red, it's red, it's not, there's no, there's no inklings of the orange in this at all.
I mean, you might need to take a test.
I need to take a test.
It's okay though, I mean, everyone usually, you know, you have that moment where like, it happens.
I don't think pulling, if you want to pull it, you can pull it, but I feel like all
that's going to do is like expose that more people need to take a test.
I don't think this is like an arguable thing.
I don't think, like if, just because more people say it's orange, I don't think that,
again, is, that's not going to make it orange, okay?
It's not going to change the color.
It is red.
It's definitively red.
It's red, it's not going to change, but if you want to out yourself, then hey, by all means, you can do that.
Go for it.
You might have to check your monitor settings.
Oh wait were we even here? We are a little further than this, I think yesterday were we?
What?
We're almost there. We'll have to go through the basement to get to the parking lot.
Oh I think we were, there's no way going through the cripple trap to be at that idea.
I think this is the room that we stopped in. We were like right here, I think.
So I guess it makes sense. It's for right here.
It's red, it is red guys, it is red, I don't know.
If it's not red, then that means I could charge back for the suit, and I could tell
Amazon that they were misleading. I could tell Amazon that they were misleadening with the purchase and I could get a full refuel.
There's still one thing that would work though. Zombie! Thank you for the
the factor what community give themselves. With proof there's at least 20 people
that said it was the hardest. I would like to refund the suit jacket. It's not the color
where I wanted, I should see how that goes over.
That was really, that was really quick segment there.
Oh shit, also, I forgot to even start up my local recording.
Hey, I'm off the ball today.
All right, I'm off the ball today.
All right, now we're good.
Good thing I caught it before him.
and I buy the green one, I didn't buy the green one like the green screen one, no, not yet, uh, I will probably get that soon.
Oh my god.
Oh, yes, I let a headlamps lights for protection man like Barlick against vampires
Vampires
The helicopters just across the parking lot and up the hill come on
Audio levels are great. Thank you for joining me very much appreciate it. Thank you
is
the cat is missing sign again
for those lights plugged into
maybe as a battery in his pocket
you think that they could
self-sustaining it like in like 2007. I think they got something in that.
I want to head back. Last one.
Faster.
Look at what's out of us.
He's sensitive to.
He was trying to work his way to her.
See she's still trapped in the darkness
in the wet, cold, malevolent darkness.
Well, we're out here fighting big, burly,
girthy, hairy, confident, men.
this is what you get when you have Alan Wigg right your story
when someone throws a damn screw plus at your head and you're about to take a helicopter ride with someone who may or may not have a pilot's license
or clear who the marcher
There he is right there look!
Oh my god he's still alive!
What the fuck is still alive?
I thought that killed him.
That dude looks like, um, at left or dead characters. This is named Ellis.
That NPC looks like him.
I want to get out of here.
Here comes another fucking wave shooter part where you have to be fucking stock up
and survive.
How very early 2000s.
Do you love this?
They're gonna love you.
Any papers? Anywhere, any papers?
Oh, oh!
Holy shit there's gonna be so many enemies we got so much flash springs and shit. This is gonna be stupid
That's her, that's Varpro.
Look, there he is, there's Alice again.
Let's look at her.
Ah!
I'm going to order this coming.
I'm going to take it all out.
Oh, wow!
I don't know.
Oh!
I'm doing fine.
the
I can't... I can't miss...
I feel like I'm full.
I feel like the concert tomorrow is harder than I do.
Waiting.
Ow!
What the fuck man?
of
the
way you better put an end to this just get me a weaver sheriff take a big chance on a local crazy
layout I hope you're right about her we can kiss this town and that's right
we need to find the landing she was she was also the one that was uh...
intermingling with um...
Mr. Zain.
I used to tease Dad that he was just like Alex Casey.
You've run, man.
Oh, sure.
You're a pretty good writer.
A little heavy on the metaphors, maybe.
No, he's never said that before.
We're supposed to be in slow motion.
We're going over there.
And that's the damn further up the river.
Readmaster.
I can't land here.
I'll take her down the road across the river.
Just get me there, Sheriff.
Her dad was Max Payne.
Also, they're not wearing the headsets, they're not wearing the helicopter headsets, so they can hear each other.
Minus one.
They were just yelling really loud.
why did I lose my weapons again what literally nothing happened I got on a helicopter I got off the helicopter I lose all my weapons why did I lose all my weapons
This is like the fucking sixth time he's lost his revolver.
If you look at this from like a writing standpoint from Alan Wake writing the story,
you can't keep losing his rifle like this or losing his real life like this is a stick.
How does he write that in?
I lost my weapons again, the darkness wears her face, the darkness controls the takin'
I have to do something about the chain for the door to open the door.
What the fuck?
OH FUCK!
More men!
OH OH OH OH OH MY GOD I'm fucked.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna kill him.
Ow!
Stop!
Ow!
I'm in the light!
They just instantly disappear.
They just basically disappear.
Now we get all of our weapons back again.
Man, I had extra fucking like flash grenades too.
It's been a long time that I've heard of the
most of the sudden, I was thinking,
I'm not sure if I should be late.
This is a real matter of a month.
But I'm not sure if there is a person that is
going to be late.
But I'm not sure if I'm late or not.
I'm going to be late.
That's right.
So, if you're going to be late,
you can't be late.
If you're going to be late, you can't be late.
But I don't know what to do.
That's the song from the entrance, bro.
I'm going loose.
I do like the soundtrack.
Oh!
I dodged this one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, more burly than him.
Maybe he's just, ow!
I'm leaving.
There!
Oh good.
The speed runs for this game must be crazy because all you have to do is run past the enemies and like as long as you get to the light they all de-spawn it was close
But I had to find a way across
So why is the lamp lady
She live at the fucking dam
the evil entities are affected by electricity
I
the fuck do you do this
three master you have remastered in
slight quotations
there's been some wonkyness in this remastered
Let's get him.
Skip.
Ow! Give me this.
Ah! Pick it up! Come on!
is a light over here
oh they left anyway
I looked like jigsaw
with a jigsaw
I
Why is he chasing me all the way?
I'm going to kill you.
I barely man doesn't know what to do with himself or the fuck is he got like what is he doing?
You see when back to a spawn point, I don't know, so we have two?
The story I had written in the cabin had come true.
Touched by the dark presence, I had written a horror story.
But the end was still missing.
The story was incomplete and the last unfinished page
of the manuscript still sad in the typewriter
in the cabin study.
If I could read the page, then I could write my own end
in your story and say, Dallas, that's convenient.
Making a way to the water pipe alone,
Cynthia was angry at the writer, full of showman,
taking unnecessary risks and the way he broke the rules. Didn't he understand what was
it's stake? He broke the rules guys. That's a reference.
She hadn't wavered once as hard as it had been. She was tired of protecting the town
all these long years and now only wanted to rest.
What?
A numbly?
Not a real bird?
What's me?
is me
is
more city
Well, let's get take forever to fuck it like line up and remember I have the fucking fight like a gazillion more waves of enemies to a line
They have to stay in here for the time being. I'll just wait until it lines up
Dude, what
What is not like that?
No!
Why is it keep going?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I thought it was going to just stop when it lines up.
I've got a bird.
This is the same too.
I'm in cover.
Oh, wait, is that it?
If this was rather than evil, of fucking broccoli, hit them, and then they'd be done so...
Ow!
Act the fuck up.
Ow!
What the fuck!
Oh my god!
Too many burly men
Hurrah what is that leap?
I don't know if I'll slip it away.
I don't know why I use that.
I use that.
There's this thing around game.
Does that mean it's the old lady that's been putting all these weapons around?
Like, she's the one doing this?
Just literally going around town, like putting briff all hers and fucking flair guns and everything in between.
I'm gonna just say...
Just a rush.
Come to get nice the logo, I don't find something.
a version of it painted all over the area, signifying hidden caches of some wise.
Oh, yeah, that's, yeah, I already, I know that, yeah, I know that logo. I know that, yeah.
Still lady.
Miss Weaver, Cynthia, I'm a friend.
Prove it!
You knew Zayne, Thomas Zayne, you're the lady of the light in the song. You can help me.
About time! Young man, I've been waiting a very long time for you.
Yeah.
It's in the well-lit room.
Excuse me?
What you need to drive the darkness back?
The well-lit room is at the dam. I built the room to keep it safe.
Will it help me find Alice? Will it give me back to the cabin fine? Let's go.
I can get my friends to come back with the helicopter.
She reacts to the light.
You've been breaking rules on man and where is that godness?
No, I have a secret boot, a literant, and gold water-wides.
Something was damaged at the transformer yard.
It's green.
All the reserve power without it the pipe will go dark.
The power to the yard must be cut.
Let me guess, you won't meet it, though.
Young man, you're the one who likes to break the rules.
I can't be outside in the dark.
Kill switches outside.
I want to know what you was to Tom.
I want to know if they were you know.
I cannot take you to the world that will make the lights and the fight go out.
You must go outside to use the emergency switch.
I tell...
I fucking punched me in the face again!
I could see the kills which that would cut the power to the transporter yard.
Now I had to find a way to reach it.
Great.
A puzzle.
Okay, but that doesn't...
assuming we need all of them at the same time, man.
of
Keep the lights on.
There's another one.
Oh, I got the idea!
Carny!
Didn't even update the picture initially.
That's only like my third achievement.
Oh! Warfare teams in their memories.
Okay, I just got through that door.
Oh!
Ow!
Ow, bro he's throwing shit at me!
What?!
Guess we're gonna have to kill that be clearly son of a bitch.
the
I'm going to kill you.
Here, right go.
I don't want him looking for the lure.
Alright, I'm looking for the lure!
Oh my god she didn't like she they were they were
I do unto it, wrote in self her, everything you'd ever written out of the world.
He was so famous.
And after what no one knew.
He left only one thing behind him.
In case it happened again.
It's short. He trusted me.
I'm perhaps used me a little.
Tom knew how I felt.
You are wouldn't reviews him.
I don't belittle it, moon, or it there.
It's been waiting for you.
We are characters trapped in the story you will.
None of us will survive to see the end.
The darkness isn't stopped, so push the story to our own pockets.
I know of this.
Should you be at me?
Tom, that's the way you wrote it.
He still talks to me.
I'll look at him.
Beyond...
...from below.
She cursed him.
So she...
This pipe will take us directly to the well in the room.
Okay, I need to call my friends. Tell them where we're going.
It's about...
Barry, we're headed to the dam in one of the pipes.
Meet us there.
Is Sarah now?
Barry!
You go see if they're okay.
They're probably dead.
You must reach the well-lit room.
This is no time to be a selfish idiot.
That's my best friend.
Well, be a fool. How do you use the pipe? I'll meet you at the dam if you make it.
You just fucking leaves?
What an idiot. At least I didn't have to worry about her. She knew how to stay safe.
So, her and Thomas Zane, they weren't, they weren't really, they didn't get to that point
yet.
But he was dangling, you know, he was dangling it in front of her, like a carrot, and she wanted
Yeah. And then she cursed him.
Dang, man, what?
I mean, she said it right there, playing in simple man.
Sarah was almost starting to relax. Maybe they could turn this into a win yet.
Suddenly there was a piercing sound like a table saw gun wild as a hundred birds made out of shadows
Swarmed into the ruler the chopper bucked wildly in the board lit up telling her what she
Allarding knew they were going down
Barry Wheeler screen next to her
They're fucking yeah
You forgot to mention Barry naked somebody does come out of the lake
Like naked, like, like a birth, but not like a birth, but totally like a birth.
That was, that was, that was said, and that was in one of the new visions.
That was in like one of the, the fucking QR code visions that they obviously did well after
the fact, because that wasn't a part of the game back and like fucking 2007 or over.
I
Fuck you birds
It's my later
to see I've I
I believe
Fuck off birds
Shoot
Coming coming
bad. But as far as I could tell, the wreck was empty.
They got out. But where did they go?
We're literally going backwards. We're going back towards the fucking...
We're going back towards the fucking damn bro.
I'm coming!
Ah!
Here it is, what?!
That was easy. Why couldn't you guys do that?
Wait, we were ready to make like what's Cassidy and the Sundance kid. I have a different ending line
Yeah, I'm fine
Thanks for asking. I knew you'd be all right. Oh, is that?
Slaming I have more door. Uh, laughing up funny, man.
Don't we have somewhere to go? We were all me this at the down.
Oh, we are going to the Dan. Wait, why are we just at the Dan? I'm so confused. There's to like what?
We went we went from the dam through a pipe out the pipe
We packed out and it looks like we're like living back around to the same fucking spot that we were just at or we're not
Whoa, you can't say that
Also, they're not demon Hicks man. They're fucking they're they're big
Big Burley, Harry, Confident, Garthie, Men.
That's literally the fight right there.
Oh, no, don't care
It doesn't matter we just got to reslight I am I'm running
Just completely skip that
I think we'll have to...
Ha ha ha!
Suck my call!
Thank you for the 5-year-one community gift and subs!
Oh, now we have to...
Oh my god!
They're coming!
We have to hold them off.
Yeah
No, oh, can you kill him?
Thank you
I'm in good bye.
Get in.
We're almost there, there's an entrance into the dam of the top.
What's the plan wait?
We need this house, but she's got something zane like mine.
Something to fix this.
Gee!
Could you be a little more vague?
Thomas Zane?
Seriously?
Might as well be Paul Bunyan or Bigfoot. Yeah, well, he was real
Let's be careful, okay
Oh, geez, I hate this
Oh, he was real
I push
Okay
Look at that bloom effect bro like my god, they just overdid it with the bloom. It's crazy
You guys go ahead and find weaver she should be in the damn now. I'll have to make it alone through the top
I'll fuck the way I get to the top.
I'll take with you a very late, you just look out for your top.
Oh!
The giant fucking thing to-
Ah!
The giant's all of wire.
Marty out of the...
how did he write himself out of the story and then I cease to exist
and he just fucking disappears
So ends of my story, and I never knew on that cold January now.
Ow!
What is that?
You see that?
I'm just like an empty space there, you see what what is it?
Oh no, I was ridiculously outnumbered, this search like an evening odds.
the
east of the
Bro
Oh fuck am I going run?
That's the point of the home!
Yes, the pod monster from lost.
The snow monster.
Oh! I thought I'd fucking count through.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm getting tired.
Think about the elevator saved the day.
Some light.
Right
If it's a trap. Yeah, she could be the witch. It's a trap. But then again, I mean
We are in case of free home, more and more to get to free.
It was active during the Second World War.
They operated here back then.
They must have built this.
Yes, they did.
It's my place now.
I feel like she could have betrayed us like at any moment.
Like I don't know why it would take us going to her.
And then her betraying after.
I'm going to be the only one to fight the movie anymore because section 33 and 18 need
changing soon, and I don't want to climb up the ladder to change them because it's very late.
And I'm tired, and if you take it I won't have to do that anymore.
The pages of the famous autobiographical, a memory from my childhood, but I didn't write this.
It was a page written by Tom Azane, none of them were supposed to exist anymore.
Alan, seven years old, would fight sleep to the bitter end.
When he did sleep, he soon woke up, screaming that nightmares fresh in his mind.
One evening his mother sitting by his bed offered him an old late switch.
the clicker, and flicking the switch we turned out a magical light that would drive the beast away.
To enduve the talisman with all possible power, she added that it had been given to her by Alan's father.
Alan never knew him, and anything's there.
What is that shot?
She's in his fucking...
She's fucking clicker for a million.
That's it.
Alan finally slept like a baby.
Now almost 30 years later, Alan thought of this.
As he stood on the rim of cold during late, the clicker in his hand,
He took a deep breath.
It's Max Payle, writing for Alan instead of Alan, writing for Max Payle.
Yeah, it was here.
His name had written it into existence in a story I had written.
I can get to her now. I can finish this.
the
If Thomas St. wrote that age as a go, how did he know that there would inevitably be an
Allen and that he would write in an Allen or could it have been any Allen?
Previously on Alan Wake, I wrote a horror story that has come true.
Tom is saying the same list of these.
You will go no further.
If I continue like the Dark presence in one street too,
the story I'm writing won't save Alice.
It's a horror story.
No one will survive.
You knew Zayne!
Tom is saying you're the lady of the light in the song.
You left something behind to help me.
The clicker.
Alan thought of this as he stood on the room of cold and like the clicker in his hand.
He took a deep breath and jumped.
I can get to her now. I can finish this.
My god.
Well, first a flashback.
Got to have it.
And he was the same close every day, bro.
I'm gonna stink.
I had a hangover.
My head was about to explode
and the light hurt my eyes.
I needed my sunglasses
and painkillers to double pay in.
And one of my finer moments of self-disception
I swore to quit drinking.
The sunglasses made the world look bitterable.
horrible. Now I could keep my eyes open without feeling like a vampire in the sun.
EEEE.
Where are the pain killers in the bathroom?
Well, what I call back...
It's the Max-peen thing.
The pills worked fast.
The prospect of being awake started to seem bearable again.
There was a message waiting for me on the machine.
Oh, wait, is this the same one?
I have to check if this is the same one or not.
Oh fuck, my phone was fucking charging.
Hold on, I gotta go get my phone.
Love you, oh, chat, I said, chat.
What?
Well, they've put this fucking plant in the way and they can't see it because of the plant.
Is it the same one?
It's the same one got there.
It's the same one.
as the same one I did that for nothing
I had to be sure
you're friend. She's not doing your career any favors, but trying to run your life like that.
Okay.
I'll talk to later. I'll watch the show.
Hey, yeah.
you can see the green around them for the green screen
Okay, the best selling one they're Alan Wake about his new book that's sudden stuck
Good read
I'm gonna be honest here. Is that wise?
But I'm gonna do it anyway. I got people to give me the load-down on books. I'm a busy guy
But this one I actually read from cover to cover. I mean, I'm a big fan. Wow, thanks
This might be a spoiler for those who haven't read the book yet based on the sales figures that two people out there haven't read the book yet
But this last book is all about the death of the main character the hard-boiled New York detective Alex Cace
Now there's been a lot of outrageous
Why the hell did you kill Cacy what the hell do you think of man, boy there's no
Seven years and six books is a long time
It was a gloomy guy to spend all your working hours with and it was a good run
But it's time to explore new things. My next book will be a departure from the old for me
You selfish bastard always thinking of yourself
You certainly given us a lot of entertainment over here
And now you mentioned it. Can you put gloomy guy never had much luck with his love life lady?
Who is that auto-wire graphical in anyone?
Yeah, no kidding. Chase his lady friends tended to die on him with Casey. It was all about his pain.
No, nothing ought to buy a ground. I'm a happily married man. My wife is my news.
Well, congratulations. That's great to hear.
So how's the publicity door been treated?
Good? Great. But I gotta say, I'm glad to be back home in New York.
St. Mike is just like sitting there next to him. He's not saying anything. What the fuck is the point of it?
You got it to a find this and I'll go on seeing it.
Oh man, well, they're even cutting him out of the frame right here.
My temper.
I know that wasn't cool.
Your fingers for that temper.
I did also write several books.
But your latest novel is called The Sutton Stop and it's in books who is now, go get it.
That means the two of you out there who haven't bought it.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have for you tonight.
I wanna thank all our guests for the evening, Alan Wake, Sam Lake,
much more do this.
Ha ha ha!
It's just, does the fucking Max Payne face?
That's it?
Ha ha ha!
What the fuck?
Ha ha!
That's why so fucking people do that.
Ha ha!
What the hell?
He's singing stupid literally just for that.
Ha ha ha!
I wanna ask her if something's here.
Are you gonna start with me about drinking now?
Oh.
Go back to sleep, Alan.
Oh, that shot. Whoa, what the...
What? Now you can't even talk to me?
Well, this morning, I was angry because you said you'd be home at midnight and you showed up at 7am and passed out in mid-sentence.
Now I'm over it. Are you angry?
It's goddamn tour. It's gotten out of hand.
Oh, honey. It's almost over, right? We can get back to normal when you can start writing again.
I'm sorry, honey.
Alan, you're not thinking straight.
Just take a shower and go back to bed, huh?
Yeah, be right, honey.
God damn, this way you always on my ass!
About writing!
A vacation, just you and me.
Some piece of quiet.
Isn't she in the lake she isn't in the lake that was like it was the key I was a flashback
I had to return to Colton Lake to save Alice
I'm going back to the lake to finish this I'm going to write an ending to the story in the manuscript on my own terms
To make it all right, but why can't you just write it here the last page is still in the typewriter
I need to read it first, everything needs to be just right, Zane tried to cut some corners, and it didn't end well.
Okay, ready when you are.
I'm sorry, sir, but I need to do this alone.
Oh, why is her pointing a gun at her?
Miss Weaver, close the door when I'm here.
Good luck, Al.
See you later.
Isn't it just like a canyon that's being cut corners? You know what I mean? Like he's like, it's gotta be perfect
But like maybe for Zane, maybe his story was perfect, you know?
Maybe he did write a good story. It was the warmest sunny. I inflict the switch of the clicker had it done this
I didn't stock the question it. I had to take advantage of the sunlight to get to the light
On Zane's page I'd studio the home of Colvin Lake about to use the clicker
That's where I was headed
I think Alan Wake is just full of himself, just an asshole, and his story sucks, and he's
a bad writer, and he needs to give it up.
Alone, in daylight, surrounded by the beauty of the Pacific Northwest landscape.
It was hard not to let down creep in one last time, while I could still chalk everything up to a dream.
But the illusion, I had enough imagination to make up something like this.
Having been in the cabin all this time, trapped in a story inside my head, gone mad from a creep over a house that's dead, like Hartman it claimed, there would be no way of knowing.
I told myself, it didn't really matter. My course was set.
Now we have to do things by the book.
James is the one of two without the book. You know what, you're right.
This guy is the best-selling author.
He's known everywhere for his words,
He can't even put a goddamn word to him. He can't put a pen to paper anymore because he's washed
Now watch the ending that he writes is gonna be shit. It's gonna be like
And then it ended and then I pulled her out of the lake the end
the
wall street or coins someone else watched that's crazy
coming from a never was how fucking dare you pussy
sorry
I'm in my prime
I think we're kind of closing in on the N.A., then we have, I guess there's D.L.C.s that further
go into things and then the arcade game.
You're just fucking cruising there.
While every driving second is just like three minutes of driving and then like that's it.
My wife, don't kill my wife.
Please don't kill my wife.
The dark presence was no longer trying to capture the writer so he could create the ending that wanted.
The writer knew too much he was too strong and he carried a weapon left behind by Thomas A. and something that could hurt it
Now the darkest was doing everything in its power to simply stop the writer from ever reaching colder lake and the dark place it came from
There's not that many like pages in this one too, then let's see
Yeah, there's not too many
Another car for us to steal.
You awake?
This car sounds like it's having some trouble.
It sounds like it's fucking struggling. Oh my god.
What?
Quick check point, I guess?
This is what...
What is this?
Yeah, I guess a little check point here.
Examin!
Based on the signature in the motel register.
8.9 K.L. had stayed here in room number two. We should kill him. We should kill him while we're here.
Actually, I think he already. I think he's already dead. I think he got taken away by the
dark spirit, I guess. Oh my god! He had pictures of everybody. He's a fucking psycho.
This had obviously been the room where Agent Night and Gayle had stayed when he hadn't been busy harassing me.
bunch of fucking cheese, cheese curls and wine and beer. What the fuck?
What? What in the world was this guy's deal? Did they even explain any of this?
What?
I don't know if you're so bad to all of us.
Cool.
Just to keep going.
to just got written into the story and like a fucking he's just a drunkard cop that's
like really obsessive of her at all this but like has nothing else to do with anything.
He's just kind of there.
Why are they always shoot up in the air and I don't know if this is fucking remasters.
Hold down. I guess. Is there any pages around here before I leave?
Ages pages pages pages pages. Not pages. I'm gonna get the tickets. I'll put on.
I'm just like, oh!
The crash.
the
tornado is going pretty soon
what is that at the end there's you know
Oh!
I'm fucking...
What the fuck was that?
I guess I wasn't allowed to be on that one specifically.
I don't need to stop on the side and just fucking run along the side.
Fight pass the full-ferged ice.
Ow! Oh! I think I'm gonna...
You barely get touched by it and it's like takes so much damage
Got the throw some fucking flash grenades at them
Actually we have a flare
Oh my god.
What the fuck.
This is not a fun game of prep on it.
Bro I can't even jump over a box.
Please.
What is this?
What the fuck! There's an official wall there! Why?
Oh my god, I'm fucking French.
Eh? What the fuck?
Eh...
Oh, fucking time. Okay, if it flew out, if flew out of the map.
Oh, man.
Not the tire, not the tire.
Or a light dodge, though.
The fridge, you ready to freeze?
Oh.
I can't.
Oh, it's an unlocked place here.
Ah.
What the fuck?
What is this part?
to
It's the use of fucking
You're dead on the head.
Oh, I can't. I can't fucking get my box.
It's not even like the things themselves are hitting me.
It's like something, something, well, it hits something else,
and then that's something we'll get hit into me, and then I die.
Oh my god.
I just let it do its thing I guess, and then maybe it will settle after.
six
stay away
up
I
You're right on the fridge, you're right on the French. Oh
No, no no
Oh
Nice to see you, too, man.
Oh my god.
That was terrible.
Get out the way!
Oh my god, who is that?
BOOOOO!
It's just the car itself!
What the fuck!
Oh!
Fucking demo derby!
It inside.
It's not your tip behind me.
It's riding my ass!
Holy!
Is there any pages in there?
You give upstairs?
the truck is still ramming to get through
and a damn thing up here one flare
I don't know how I'm going to get out of here now.
You
What the hell?
I guess we're in the way to...
I got the spool of fucking wire.
Oh God.
Oh I guess we did it.
What is that?
of
God damn it.
Stay back.
Aft.
No, no, I'm-
Why is happening?
The bottom of Colner Lake was a great yard of things the lake had claimed in one
way or another over the decades.
The dark presence brought them up in its wake, scattering the rotten water log top and
old boat here.
The remains of a long, no crash to airplane there.
He shattered under the impacts, be it grunt, it didn't even notice.
I think they just ran on.
He needs to wait, you see what I am?
I'm almost there. I think.
I hope.
More driving.
Shit, there's a page over here that I did.
He told me his face from the merciless glare of the well-lit room.
I don't think I'm ever going to see him again, he said it in a weak voice.
Sarah didn't have an enter to be mad at him.
Besides, he was probably right.
Is this spoilers?
What the fuck?
That hasn't happened yet.
That's a tree.
this trifings sucks so bad. I better I'll just walk again.
I made it.
Just ding around here, some weapons around here somewhere, right there.
What the fuck is the point of making any weapons?
Oh, there's some good stuff in this one there.
all visitors must see the yard manager
standing in here
other than men
out
I accidentally jumped instead.
A little hop.
Okay, I pushed the button.
I don't know what that did.
Where did it open?
Oh, probably the gate here, maybe.
In my head's 22k, yeah, no man, we got a while to go.
Yeah, look at that fire.
No, around.
Oh.
Zane cut its hard out, but it didn't die.
A thing that war barbarous space kept cruning sweet nothing is sugar-laced with poison.
He put on the suit untied the monster from the chair.
The thing in his arms thrashed weakly but he helped fast.
He stepped outside of the pier, and into the dark water, a sinking paper of light descending toward a bottom that never came.
Sacrifice himself.
There's my daylight.
That's not the bulldozer again.
Oh god damn it.
God damn it!
Oh god!
and
Charlie through what the fuck
another fucking car
it's like four cars segments of just like get out push the button
open it up get another car
...
Hey?
Svetl. Svetl.
Svetl.
...
I'd acted as if I knew what I was doing.
I didn't. I was operating on the shifting logic of a dream. I had to fight my weight of the lake through the horrors of the night.
I had to flick an old battered light switch and bewed with child and magic. I had to write a happy ending to a horrors story.
I had to save my wife from the dark prison she was being held in.
I see acting like that's so hard, bro, to write an ending to a horrors story as easy as it is just not his leg up a tee, I guess.
the
ending matters the most as true in a lot of that a lot of our stuff that we played
usually the ending does kind of suck
he wants it to be perfect
I will never give her a yo.
For not a mischief.
I don't know what the fuck I'm focusing on, what is that?
Oh!
I don't think I can reach these guys.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Ah!
I'm eating that.
Who is?
Stop!
wasn't so bad.
Didn't chase by these burly men.
Non-stop!
I could sense the story of the manuscript all around me the words and ideas floating in the air always to become real
Something to be hiding me
I can see my European existence.
That's where Calder Lake was.
What the fuck raging Lonton?
Bro, a hundred and fifty-teral one community gifted subs.
You fucking maniac?
Oh my god, for why?
I think he's so much, man.
That's crazy.
We're less than 500 away from the next goal now.
I got.
Personally bought more cinema time.
Oh, we still had.
We're in the perpetual state of 30 hours.
We're not going anywhere for a bit.
We're fine.
Hey.
That's crazy.
Ooh!
See that?
Look at the fuck do you go now?
should in the timer say 40 plus hours
now it's it's accurate I think I'd yeah it should it'll say on the back end it'll it should show
uh...
how much are we getting in this oh my god
That's the birds again.
Oh, are you taking the longest route to get back to this lake?
There's no way.
There's another weapons cache here.
Again, this is the old lady doing all of this. She's putting all of this shit out here.
have 11 rounds of Flurgen ammo
Oh, I can't get through!
Nice supposed to be up there, and I think I'm supposed to be up there.
Oh!
There's a lot of people.
On the wrong side now, got them at...
Eight there.
Eight there too.
Huh?
No!
Oh, sorry, thank you for the attention of the community gift itself.
I'm about to die, I'm gonna hold on.
Fuckin' birds.
Stop!
Why am I hopping again?
No, thank you for the five as well.
Thank you for the five to everyone coming to give the subs.
I did this. Again, guys, we have plenty of time. There's plenty of time on the clock.
You don't need to go too crazy.
Fuckin' birds, man.
I'm in checkpoint chase thank you for the tensor one community gifted subs
Camlin and we'll thank you for the gifted sub as well
the
of the
one of the
out of nowhere
I
Call around I'm sorry problem
I don't have to do my day like this
move light also with the gifted
I'll put you into the way.
Oh, it's way to like, oh.
Hold her fucker hit me.
I'm so close, please.
I salated again with the gifts is
Fresh thank you for the fire. I want you to get it
Oh my goodness
To be money the money ah
One thank you for the 10 gifted
Cam liminal with the gifted
I'm just faming you fucking
Oh my god, what is going on right now?
Faroe users with the two tier world community get the general John thing for the five
move in thank you for the 20 job but thank you for the gifted there's a fucking power
leveling or crazy. You added like two hours almost three hours and like the
span of just a couple minutes. Go stacking for the five tier one community
Oh my god
We got a fucking look at out here
Can't get past this
What
I guess they can go over it.
Cherry, thank you for the gifted core, thank you for the gifted.
one ton again with another hundred and fifty one ton. What are you doing? What the fuck?
150 more.
Repeat. Thank you for the 20.
And we're going to a lot of hours in like five minutes. Holy shit.
night to most night to most night most I don't put on your name am I butchering it
thank you for the five-tier one community get themselves can't limital again with
another get it's up you guys are right there it's fine listen just like in this fresh
Thank you for the five tier one community gifted subs.
Thrilloth, thank you for the five tier one community gifted subs.
I don't even think I'm gonna be able to finish the game,
because you guys are going fucking crazy right now.
Wow.
My god.
Thank you.
That is insane.
of
Sniff, thank you for the gift it's up.
Also, Ruffle, thank you for the biddies.
Oh my god, reaping again with another 15.
Tier 1, you're going to give it subs.
Party guests, thank you for the 5 tier 1 community gift it subs.
If it subs,
Are you guys done am I gonna be able to the can I finish the game all these shit?
Lash thank you for the gifted sub puppet thank you for the 10
Like a hundred away now
Master of battle
Thank you for the 10, Chris me also. Thank you for the fresh prime. That counts as well.
Can't limit it with another gifted?
Brasie, thank you for the 10 gifted.
She's just really great. We're like right there.
You boy, thank you for the 10 tier 1 community gift and subs J. Thank you for the 5.
a fresh adult like if I call another year other 10
bad thank you for the five
stagnant thank you for the uh... ten
dark with the five red rabbit thank you for the five
I don't know what the fuck is going on right now. This is crazy. This is fucking crazy right now.
Flander, thank you for the 10.
You guys are like less than 20 away from the next goal.
Pro, thank you for the gifted.
In competent, thank you for the, uh, what is a 10 to your what community gift and soaps.
Sniff, thank you for the five!
Oh, it's safe to say that you guys got it.
Adam, thank you for the 10. Hard boiled, thank you for the four.
Oh, there you go, it's the deed is done.
Big, thank you for the five.
All right, well, it goes hit the physical.
You're probably gonna come back to die. Very nice.
All right, every kid we got the next go.
Oh wait, we just got hit with subject K.
We just got hit with subject K. Sorry guys, you lost it.
Oh, that's rough.
Just it went down as soon as down.
Hmm, no.
Get away backwards.
Well, that's rough.
What the fuck? Why are there confirmed fetties on these confirmed fetties on the screen or destroying my bit rate?
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Money, thank you for the gift it on the YouTube side.
Try you thank you for the 10
Red rabbit thank you for the five okay now we're back. Okay now you got it again. You got it again got it twice all right
You got it twice
Hey
Crazy thank you guys
That should be fun.
Is that so?
Darkness where her shape is the same ship.
or a freeping again another twelve Nick thank you for the gift it is well my goodness
is this this come back on chase our P no I don't have my model on that server
what do you think I'm gonna get the generator running what I'm gonna bring back a
character on a server that doesn't even have like any history on that server
to die on that server. That'd be so weird. Nobody would give a shit.
This guy's got no fucking history here. It's an alternative one. It's an alternative one. It's a
It's an alternate reality. It says you guys
Am I looking for? Oh, I'm looking for a fucking generator again. We're looking for a deba-day lit
It's over here
No, it's yes, it's over here
Why don't we have to fucking keep waiting girl they've repeated this so many times.
Push a button and fucking wait.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Nova's bitch.
Thank you for the five-tier one community gifted.
So you made a username just for that.
General and John thank you for the gift, eh, but...
flickered in the underwater darkness, I will be cabin to be real, and it was.
I will be the end it was.
Turn back now.
I'm going to kill him.
Ah, two, one.
Yeah, I'm away.
the
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, don't worry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I keep doing that shit in some stairs.
Oh my god, Brandon, thank you for the gifted.
I'm gonna win.
Oh, I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna.
I can't fucking see it keeps.
Why is it?
Stop!
I can't camera.
the
Just cinema.
His face!
Put.
Shhh, baby. You were having a bad dream. It was just another nightmare. No.
Everything's fine. You're home.
It wasn't a dream. Everything's fine.
It's your fear. Why aren't you afraid? You're not Alice. He did write this.
Where's the clicker? What did you do with it?
Or maybe see wrote this. This might be Barbara McJaggers work.
She wrote this. I think she like she's also into the whole smuthing.
thing.
No, please, God, not him.
I read your many songs. It's the real need. The departure is your best work here.
You're a genius. I'm so proud of you. Come back to that.
Talk more about it in the way.
I'm back to that island.
No! To be out!
Terry is that's him, that's Tom!
He was fighting your way to the cabin.
He is standing away, and he only has.
And he has no heart.
He's filled with darkness.
And he must feel the heart would light.
Oh, my name is Mr. C.
Your friend's a means of your life.
Mr. C.
You used to think of me.
Mr. C.
barrel, phone, bird, whoa.
Whoa.
Damn.
Shubox.
What?
I'm leaving you.
I'm next to him.
I'm in love with someone else.
Bounce?
No, what do you say?
You can't.
Is it Tom?
You're my wife, my muse.
See?
What the fuck did I spawn that in?
You're the legitabble?
Get away from me, you cag!
Where are you at? Let me go!
Alice, Alice, come here!
Your husband refused to do as he was told.
All they had to do was write what I wanted and all right.
Now it's too late.
It's his fault. You'll stay here forever.
It's her, our brim, you make jagger turn back.
Cut her heart out.
I am much older than you go.
Only then you'll have to test what you've got.
I will find a new face to wear.
Someone else to dream me for me.
Oh my god.
Hey, and he filled her up with the light.
See that?
That's what Tom said to do, fill her up with the light, and that's what he did.
I could feel Alice's presence close by.
I understood what I had to do now.
I knew how to write the ending to departure.
There's light and there's darkness.
Causing effect.
There's guilt and there's atonement.
But the skills always need to balance everything has a price.
That's where saying it going wrong.
There's a long journey to the night back in the light.
Alice?
Oh no!
What was the ending that he wrote?
Jesus is like terrible looking.
It's a fuck.
He just gets her out of the water.
They switch places.
Look at their hair.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what a hero.
He's safe, turt.
What a hero.
He's alive.
It's life!
All of the stuff writing forever.
It's never ending the book called The Departure that such a thing is never satisfied
with the amount of pages.
What about all the damage that was done to the city that it's just like just not or
with this little town like they're just like whatever about it, it's like never happened.
He rode it away.
Everything that happened to the town up to this point never happened.
Brilliant. Oh my god.
Oh, there he is.
You have to be I guy. He's still, wait, what? He's alive.
Why do they have him? They haven't locked up in a fucking house.
Just what?
It's not a lake.
It's a notion of...
Shit.
Really not.
Whoa!
It's not a lake. It's an ocean.
My god, what is it mean?
Now we still have the DLCs
Was it cinema? I see that was pretty cinema so far
So far we still have a bit to go though
I thought it was the other song that was during the credits, I thought it was like the...
I think I was wrong, I guess.
Rick Pod?
It's fine, I'm...
you
and
Yeah.
Shark!
Thank you for the attention ones.
But also, Tom is saying it was Mackin'.
He was Mackin' on the light lady.
But he didn't let her.
He didn't let her.
You know what I mean?
And so she was like obsessed with him.
And then he used him.
I still don't know where the big burly.
Harry, confident,
nerfy men came from the,
I don't know why the, why did the lady of the lake
have to take control of just, of just then, you know?
Maybe Tom was gay, I don't think, no, I don't think it was Tom,
It was the old lady, it was Barbara McJagger who was taking over everybody, it was his lover who died.
He's claimed later.
Oh, got him going backwards.
You can go backwards in the fucking credits.
Oh, this fucking woman, that's so many.
They have a specific section for the night spring actors.
What does art?
Thank you for the attention we're going to give the subs.
The
departure, written by Alan Wake, the sudden stop, well written by Alan Wake, like God.
Alan Wake's journey through them, I will continue.
What in the fucking marble did they have that in the original?
I don't remember that.
What the fuck?
Alan Wake will return.
I'm able to log in to epic online services, fucking wonderful.
Beautiful air at the very end of the fucking gate.
How do I get to the DLCs now? Is it under extras?
So I kind of even...
How do I get to the DLCs?
I don't see an option here. That's the suits.
the
other than special the signal in the right
here
just in check my will be over and sure I guess that's fine
previously on Alan Wake
something I only know is the dark presence held my white cat
that you mentioned in the horror story that came true
bring her back. Some part of me had been aware enough to rightly escape into the story.
I'm going to do it with light.
I'm going to go in. I say now I've been wrote a better ending for the story.
But not without a price. I was trapped somewhere in the dark place. A straightened snow is somewhere beyond
a world it's passed light night. It's a kosher.
After the completion of any difficult undertaking, there are mixed emotions, accomplishment
and relief, sadness, depression.
For a while, everything was about the work, like an illicit and soon-jew, changed
you.
You locked yourself away from the world to do it, and now you need to recover, learn
to live without it, find a way to crack open the door, and let the light back in.
I knew this place, it was familiar, but wrong's not out.
Welcome to the Reel Dream-like Quality.
A green filter over everything.
I had a disturbing feeling of deja vu, I had no idea why I was here or where I had been before this moment.
But something was waiting for me at the back of the diner.
Try the coffee. Just don't blame me when you fall in love.
Because it'll break your heart when you have to leave.
You'll be a favor, sonny! I could really use it to write now.
Number six in the jukebox.
Why am I in the coconut now, though?
You with my shelf, but both of my legs have gone to sleep.
Bad circulation.
Yeah, are you serious?
I don't think you can slap it again.
Unbelievable.
Oh, there it is.
Get stuck.
Help.
You need to keep it up.
Good.
Hard work.
Now that's what I'm talking about me.
That's not the same song at all.
I don't even think distorted that that's the same song.
We're going to the bathroom now.
What the fuck?
Let's just broke into the bathroom.
How is the tree? This is what I have.
Bye guys.
Jimmy.
Can't take the pleasure.
It's too much.
Suddenly, we found himself face to face to face with himself.
At the sight of myself, the dream something that you can lose to me.
The dark place.
That's where I was.
You will need weapons.
Oh, nice, let's last slide again.
Oh, it represents you will need it.
This is not a gun, and there's a tool in the logical process of elimination.
I will try to find it there.
This is not a gun.
We didn't understand Zane's message, and knowing where it was didn't fix anything,
Something had gone wrong after I had finished a barcher.
Mira was here, who the fuck is that?
I'm so lost, what are you confused about?
What are you confused about?
I'm gonna run the game.
Oh, oh my god, there's so many enemies in here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm not a badgerace.
Oh my god.
Everything?
Bro.
They literally just recap the entire game at the start of this fucking episode.
They gave it like the most cut and dry fucking like recap that you could have got.
I'm pretty sure this is just him in the water right now he's just in the darkness
Righty forever in perpetuity.
Forever.
Oh.
Don't hate me, man. I'm doing homework as well.
the world has become twisted.
These trees didn't belong here.
The trees don't belong here.
I don't know if she's surprised so far please.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
the
pictures
there's one of the pictures from the doctors office right here
You page!
The GPS system was working. I hadn't expected that.
Hello?
I'm trying to reach you. Can you hear me now?
Yes.
The signal, that's the name of the DLC episode!
It made no sense for the GPS system to work.
I doubted any satellite was in range here.
It doesn't look like it's working.
Look at this head, it's like flipping out of space.
I'm going to turn it towards something.
Towards Zane.
Flashlight.
And he's my flashlight to get a flashlight.
Flurkin.
Reach guys.
And it was the whole aspect of batteries.
Something it shifted again. The dark place was playing tricks on me. It wouldn't stay still.
How's that any different than what was happening to us before?
I already got fucking cars thrown at me in shit. Oh god
These are textures
Man.
Ow!
Stop moving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
Oh my god, I can't get out of the door.
Hey!
Shit, did again.
Fuck, the saves was playing tricks on me.
It wouldn't stay still.
Now it's up.
Turn the guns to wake you.
I won't leave.
Ow.
Oh, he took the rob fucking way this time.
Oh my god.
Something it shit did again.
The dark place was playing tricks on me.
It wouldn't stay still.
Turn the gas to wake.
Part of the Jordan.
Jordan.
Files.
I
Oh my god, I can't even
Everything I saw was from you and yet you wasn't
Hello, I can't keep up. You're going too deep. I'm trying to guide you. Follow the signal.
I'm trying.
The signal.
The GPS system was supposed to lead me to Zane, but the ships were interfering with it. I had to keep trying.
I wouldn't survive alone.
What the fuck do you go now?
The changes were becoming more violent.
Street wasn't so much ripped apart as it was missing.
Like some great hand and reached down and scoop to the upper.
I didn't even thought it was a ratic, unstable.
I'm gonna be playing with my flashlight.
Ow!
It's fucking killing me.
Well, that's her!
The Red Hot Cop Chic with the Lightning Fast Boom Sticks.
There description.
Oh, there we go again.
Ow!
I'm in the light of it, I'm in the light of it, I'm in the light.
Asshole.
How are you?
Look, I'm trying to follow your goddamn signal.
The Dark Police is waiting for it.
You're still going deep.
I'm trying to guide you with what it's far.
What is this?
I can help you if you just stop sinking.
What? This is bullshit.
Is how big you get, brings your son.
Ah!
I just want you to stop sinking.
What? This is bullshit.
It's how big you get, brings your son.
UGH!
I was wrong if you say it was telling me I was going to a day.
It was ridiculous, but I was more scared than it used.
I felt like I was being hit by the sea when I said my way is in my room for a time.
Oh no, not again.
I think they really throw like a shit 10 enemies out of you in this.
Oh no!
Oh!
I got a P.P.
P.P. Break champ.
My butt hurts.
Oh, P.P. Break.
Okay, let's see if it works to work.
Okay, I'm not saying something snakes.
What the?
Sala, I saw those early men on the street.
No gutters, just a pop part.
The only streamer I watch that I leave the chat. There's a bullet for it.
He closed the chat for everybody else.
Ah happened.
The point around waits for the memories of the wandering years in the contrary the avoid
pretending even if this flowering ever ends up being searched up in the way the way down
there is a rots of signs and energy in his head.
Oh no.
Ow, what on?
Oh, my god.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck did I do?
But he does the whole fucking slide!
Shit!
I hand it for you, and keep it getting dormant.
down being attacked by the deer's ass
I
I'm hiding
Oh my god, where's the key?
wait, I got the tip.
it just completely cuts out Jesus.
Oh fuck.
The ships were getting the worst of the year, I wasn't sure if it could be.
The signal was going to be higher, I would have to find my way out of here on my way.
Why are we blasting this?
Oh!
It's the field of men, Missy.
Oh my god, there's so many.
Fucking deal, see, this enemy's man, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's turned around and there's fucking three more
The shifts were getting more severe. I wasn't sure if the place got bigger
I'm making it a making it a making it a making it a
Oh my god.
The shifts were getting more severe.
I wasn't sure if the place got bigger, or I got smaller.
The signal was going higher.
I would have to find my way out of here on my own.
I'm gonna get him hit by literally, oh my god, this part is ass.
The shifts were getting more severe. I wasn't sure if the place got bigger, or I got smaller.
The signal is going to be higher. I will have to find out where I'm going to be.
How might I have to use the flare gun? I don't want them.
What I might have to do.
But...
I got just...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
God damn it.
I can hear him running, I hear their pitter patterns down there.
Saying left me a page. He was trying to help me.
They're sellin'.
That's me.
That's my book.
Friend.
Elsa!
Very.
Hey, bestseller.
Looking good.
You.
You're not real.
Well, no shit.
What gave me a way?
What the see-through thing?
I'm a figment of your imagination.
Just like pretty much everything else you see.
Maybe even you?
you?
That's insane.
Yeah.
You're right.
Everything that happened before made perfect sense, but this isn't insane.
Good catch, Al.
Okay.
Look.
I got it.
The GPS.
Yes.
Yeah.
I know.
Follow the signal.
Got it.
We just disappeared.
So any who I'm here to help you?
Thing is, I need to get a grip.
Right?
You nagged away the real Barry does, you know that?
Well, hey, you know, be fair.
It's not my fault you think I'm annoying.
I don't think you're annoying.
Ah, babe, relax. It's cool.
Just try to stay on the ball here. You need to do it, Zain tells you.
He's been here for ages. He's like the experts.
All right.
Anyway, if this isn't seen, then it's all from your mind.
What's that say about you?
Fine, enough.
I can't believe I was actually...
Oh, come on. Don't shit a shit around.
Deep down, you're always happy to see me.
Can't lie to yourself, don't I'm saying?
I must be a sucker for punishment.
You?
No, really?
and I always thought you went out of here wait don't point truck.
Thanks. Thanks for that.
I don't wait put him back.
I think the signal's pointing towards that thing in the distance.
Yeah. That would be a bit more sawmill.
How the hell do you know about it?
I don't know anything you don't. So why don't you ask yourself that?
Huh? Maybe you saw a sign for it back in the real world.
Poor.
Can I get you?
Whoa!
Mama!
That you have!
I guess this can.
You complete that sentence.
You're fired.
My dear than the sword.
You're fired.
Aw.
I'm just fucking like these items just ragged all everywhere I'm afraid that they're gonna fucking go crazy.
I hear a question.
Just shout out to my ghosts.
I'm in the box.
Get some men!
HAAAAAAH!
I got him.
I think I got him.
I got him.
Fireworks.
OOOOW!
I think it's behind me!
Oh!
Oh, oh!
What is happening?
It's hurt.
Fucking in turn.
I need a turret.
I'm going to die for that.
Like this.
Hmm.
You know.
I think you're in a costume.
You're sure you're sure.
Why don't we have something to do with those words.
Really?
Yeah.
You should properly use that.
You're inside this staggering.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
This is the way it should be.
I need a voice and a new phone.
That's when things go right.
Get up to something on your own, that's on the trouble start.
Oh, there's nothing you have to come up with first.
Big mint, remember?
This kind of thing can drop a man insane.
No, this is great, and it's probably therapeutic for you too!
Stop yapping!
I had seen the weird transmissions of myself before, but not like this. The version of myself I saw now sounded insane, like a demented story teller, who was out to torment and destroy his protect.
The version of myself I saw now sounded insane like a demented story teller who was out to torment and destroy his protagonist
He's just saying the truth man. Oh
But these books are shit. Also that book is huge. What the fuck?
Can't hurt me
What if I just look now?
If I look down, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't.
That is careful.
That was easy.
No!
The books instead of birds.
Oh, okay, this is just two.
You're here.
Very.
It's always really coming out of my head.
This is the way this place is, how all that random stuff in your head.
Oh, no!
Sure good
Brother
He's going away
the
easy
who that was one of the old guys
Thor, the god of thunder, the boozing geaser.
Oh no, driving segment.
That's the way forward.
If I'm making this up, why is it so complicated?
Because you're a complicated man, and no one understands you.
But I'm talking.
Oh no!
The monster truck is back again!
No!
I'm going to strike my car!
Oh my god, that was so close.
Now, I'm going to go to the right of the wow!
Ow ow!
What is going on with the sound?
What the fuck is that?
This is the horror game.
I would say it's a thriller.
It's a self-aware thriller that is writing a horror horror story.
Hey, what are you up to?
I think this was my side of the bed.
Oh.
Oh, is that?
Well, is that memory about?
What the fuck do I get around this? This is just blowdown.
By the end there.
I'm running.
I can't fucking see anyone this happened.
One.
Fucking camera likes decided to use some majestic shit and like go around in circles.
Oh, that's never a good sound, is it?
No, no, it isn't.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Where is he?
Oh my god.
He just tees spawns.
I'm telling you the speedruns for this game gotta be crazy.
Because you could do that once you step into the light they all just fucking be spawned
Actually it's not even decent one I hear him back there. He's just he's just standing back there
Oh, my god.
This chapter is just enemy stand so far, Mom.
Oh, my God.
I think the dustin' to flex is setting off my allergy.
You're not even really there.
But my allergies are dimmed up.
Oh, my god.
I thought I saw the credits roll? Is DLC's man?
Two DLCs stop it. They're waiting for us downstairs. We have time for our land.
I knew she wasn't living here, but she still made my heartache. I'd saved Alice.
But I wasn't even sure when it was. Was it days ago? Weeks longer? I had no way to know her.
all the parts where he's writing her in now are just of them, you know
haha
what is this? what's the point of this?
My wife!
Crazy day to death!
Oh!
Who?
Come on, stop!
If you spawned as soon as I hit the ladder...
Another memory, what do you guys think this one's gonna be about?
Hey, a ladder. Come here.
I can only hope that Alice was alright.
I didn't know what happened to her after she left the dark place.
I don't know there's just fiendin' for it right now while he's in the dark place, bro.
Stain? Is that you?
Hey, hold that post. That was a good one.
Like this?
Yeah, but it's not all a little more.
No, that's too much.
You want to look mysterious.
Give me a little tough.
You know how people go for those dangerous pathways.
Mmm, they're not dangerous.
Oh, come on. You're right about terrible things all the time.
People want to think that you're intimately familiar with them.
You kill Casey in this book. You need to look a little bit like a murder.
Woo!
That's good. Do that again.
dangerous. You know, I wasn't sure about the beer before, but I was wrong. It looks good on you.
Okay, I think we're done. Great. I want to get out of this suit. Hey, things are looking up.
Yes, danger is sexy. That was when I was still working. When I felt like a real writer
instead of a fraud, it was a good memory. I wish I hadn't seen it.
before he was washed
Okay yeah, I don't know what to do.
What?
I hear him.
Mr. Zane.
Holy shit.
Look at that.
Look at the size of that whole way what the fuck.
That's a big ass rancher.
Give me that.
Give me that!
It's fucking more than people.
Alan, you made it.
This area of the dark place is calmer, at least for the time being.
We can talk here, but we don't have much time.
Zain, I don't want you to get out of here.
That's what you face, that you, even as we speak.
Dr. Scummy!
Swept him away, the boss!
Give him!
He knew!
He couldn't hold on.
He knew there was no way out!
Oh no!
I'm right here, save!
That's not me, it's just me!
I don't know, an echo, a hallucination!
The Dark Prices!
The Dark Prices is not responsible for this.
You are making this happen.
You're trapped in your own nightmares.
You're fighting yourself.
Wait, didn't understand it.
Little bubbles.
Just do a part of the thinking can't couldn't make sense of it couldn't you want to go with the flow
Stop making it just let go
Not a baby monster
Oh no, there's more TV's!
I just what what what just crossed me
Something just fucking squished me
I
Evil TV
Why is there a random dude here now?
Oh my god!
Stop! I'm in the fucking corner!
Oh my god, this fucking stove!
To the scope of this horror was unimaginable.
It would be so much easier out there.
Is there a gun in here?
Better gun?
I'm gonna make her flash light. This is the biggest one I think there is. I don't even know if we got one this big in the main game
Oh my
Oh
Well, but the die fucking metal kind of
Where's it?
Oh no, oh no
No
...
My god!
I don't even have batteries for this shit.
What?
They just keep fucking spawning.
Please, I can't crawl! Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Oh, oh, that was such a good fucking flare. I'm hiding back here.
I'm not a badgerous
What guiding in the fucking corner from this fucking barrel?
Who sent you the fucking thing?!
What the fuck?
That was a hell of a boss fight right there, the TV boss fight my god.
Ahhhh!
What is happening to me? The boat? Oh my god, I think the boat.
Jesus!
Oh, no, not the doctor again.
Again
you
The
there you go
it's old in your hand
oh it's like, this is a fuck was that after?
that's supposed to be very
oh yeah
it's such a mismatch of
oh my head
seriously how do you need to get a
what do you know reality's different here
See what I mean!
Ow!
Ow?
Ugh, I think I'm stuck on this side.
Well, you're going to have to find your way out of there.
I'll wait.
It's your member!
You're still in the dark place!
You know that, right?
I'm gonna alarm you pal, but it's sink or swim time!
Fine.
I could feel the pressure mounting.
Barry was right.
Time was running out. Everything I saw was a dark, twisted version of reality based on my memories and thoughts.
I can't reach over there with this.
Maybe I'm not supposed to do a question there.
It's like all the further it gets.
Mmm
I think you got a swing it give me flashlight. I did swing it you get dead
You want me to fucking leak in a way
I
I had to accept it, if all of this was from my mind, then I was the one making all of this happen.
I was literally fighting myself.
No shit.
What?
How was that a moment of clarity?
Tom is saying this fucking dude, this figure has been fucking inserting himself.
Over and over again saying you're fighting yourself.
He's like, I think I might have to accept that I'm fighting myself.
The realization finally hit me.
Christ, ah!
I want that.
I would need a flashlight to go on.
I wouldn't last long went out of it.
Oh, ah!
It was a bad surprise.
Ah!
What the hell?
But you're ammo.
We lost our guns again.
After finishing the departure, I felt finished myself.
All I had wanted was to save Alice.
After that, a part of me had been ready to just give it and die.
But I hadn't given up.
Thomas saying that reached me.
I had run across a nightmareous landscape following a signal from him.
He kept telling me how I was sitting.
I wasn't sure if he met the dark place or insanity, perhaps they won't want this same.
Nice.
Are you sure it's him controlling it?
Did you watch the lore video?
I didn't want you to fucking lore video.
That's why I'm playing the game.
If I was going to watch the video, I wouldn't have...
I want to play the first one again.
Ah!
As far as I'm aware, he's just sitting in his little office, you know,
writing a bunch of crazy shit.
No, no, we need to lower here, no, you go watch the fucking lower video and then you
report back.
Have the people in this chat right now, have no fucking idea what's even happening in the
base game.
We haven't even gotten into the second one yet.
Oh, oh, I'm shocked.
Sure, I'm one of them.
You guys are so tick-tock rodded.
What the fuck?
How do you get this?
Jesus Christ.
I don't feel like it's that.
complex yet. Then again I didn't really understand controls. That was I mean I don't know.
I was a book, a video game.
Awesome, there's still a fucking like one.
I get most of it as soon as you get you feet.
I kind of like the more goofy stories to be honest,
because I feel like they're at least unique.
I'd rather take that over or the same cookie cutter
bullshit that we fucking...
Play it over and over again.
Hey! Nice job!
How?
So, you really aren't that, huh?
Let's face it. We always knew this was coming.
I guess, but I actually feel pretty rational. All things considered.
Crazy people don't know they're crazy. That's where they're crazy.
Hey, check out the lights you'll find in the lodge.
That's Zane's light.
Yeah, you've done sinking now. That means he's just about caught up with you.
You better go talk to him.
no, they put the fucking stadium here.
I feel like these DLCs are a bit lackluster with them.
Oh, this is just reusing the same assets from the main game.
They're just taking the fucking, they took the fucking,
the stadium, they're gonna plot that shit over there.
We're gonna do the same fucking rinse and repeat, fight through waves.
It's not really adding much.
I don't know what to do.
That's a weird word.
I sleep heard the old, not played.
Music came out of the wrong.
Did it drop in the heart?
Yeah.
The herbs.
Oh yeah, let me decide!
Oh my god!
What am I getting you to buy?
That's very deep, but I'm a little busy not dying over there.
Oh my god, they're fucking spawning behind me.
God, I'm so excited to see you there.
Nice, wake her the old, dot, play.
Music came out of the wrong.
Did it track in the heart?
How could I forget if you just happened not to look at me?
Wait a minute, possible cease.
They can't make a pass there.
And I also can't shoot pass, dude.
They also can't spawn behind me.
This is looking pretty good.
He needs the fireworks.
That's very deep, but I'm a little busy not tied over here.
I'm going to kill you.
Oh wait, how a drum.
That's from what shit I've got.
Oh!
Oh my god, he fucking tricked me!
No!
Still get used.
I said that this was not hitting him still in fine.
You
That was some pretty alright cheese right there. Stop that
You can get inside now, while the big guy busted down the door.
Reloading asshole?
Furniture.
This is just the only memory you've come with me.
Uh, yeah, so I guess you're gonna...
Don't say it out there nowadays.
Actuality here.
I'm just gonna, you know, but you're not imaginary people talking piece.
I see you floating.
You have done well, I don't know how I can accompany you, you are trying to your own dream.
That's what you're so thought of first, you have to reach yourself.
The cabin, yes, my cabin, it will not be easy.
Your previous work can help you.
I solicit the pages of your manuscript left, or it's like I have power here.
Why is he stealing my name?
Why is he stealing my pages?
Is he copying my work?
Well, is copying his work?
Rock?
Clear.
The lighthouse?
It's very appropriate.
I can help you reach it.
Or if you're that, you will be on your own.
I can leave it to Catton.
The dark presence makes sure that in our last encounter,
you will face a weak self, the parts of your mind that are hard to control.
It's not like any else you need.
Good luck today.
Expedition 33 fucking parkour system.
He's not spoilers.
He's a fucking deity now.
A wall was built. There was tiny upside down. Wake was lost. He revolted.
Oh my god
Please don't squish me by a fucking cable. Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna get squished by a table
I'm tired of being killed by fucking appliances.
I don't want to be dead, just storm was coming, and then I went through all of them all.
I'm jumping on the bus.
I think he's high.
He's just fucking hiding.
He's never going to want to sit down and write ever again, but after this, he's
of
the
random barrel
That's the thing! This is the other asset, this is the...
This was the really old tree!
We got the tree lure from this.
I need words.
Oh, I guess I don't need words.
Roll?
with those. I'm gonna blow myself up with those probably. Oh no! There's men! Oh my god!
Oh, it's like a fucking chain reaction.
I don't have any more stuff, oh my god, look at all these enemies.
What is this?
Shit
Fucking getting hit by him
Just stay up here
God damn it God damn it
the
Jesus
That's D.P.
Hole
I'm going down there.
Hmm
This is the second part of the DLC. Yeah, this is the second episode of two, so this is like the last one. This is it
This is the finito finito
the
I hear chainsaw. I can't see!
I think that room is fucking dead in.
That is a little high.
Yeah, he looks so goofy.
I was forced to run from late, hopelessly sprinting in the wheel, now getting anywhere, this life in nature, that was useless.
True.
Oh, now what?
We're in a cube.
I can't climb the stairs yet until we're at the point where I can actually like get up the stairs.
There we go.
Okay.
I guess I'll wait.
Oh, typewriter keys.
What was that sound?
Jump pussy.
Okay, he jumped such a...
Oh my god what is this? I can't.
I don't know how long we're gonna have to wait for these to grow back.
Oh, waiting, waiting, waiting.
I went too fast through the fucking maze and I died for it.
Jesus
What the fuck
It's happy again
Now what?
Didn't know where I came through?
What is going on?
Let's go back.
What the fuck? What the fuck am I doing?
That goes back in the same hole.
That's the same hole too ain't it? No? No, now it's open now. Oh my god, that's
I can't get in there yet.
Oh.
Oh, bro!
Oh, my god, what the fuck?
What?
How long do you have to fucking wait?
I'm very strongly just like this part.
What the fuck?
Maybe we just sit in here until the door opens, I guess, just a door?
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
That was the smallest thing!
it.
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
if I go this way it's going to f**k in
I'm going to fall there too
Can't tell if it's like rocking back at the floor or what?
I go now
Okay
I'll just
wait for the door. Oh yes!
You're doing well. Keep going.
It's a dream, this is a vast place, home to forces and beings that are completely alien.
The dark presence.
Yes.
I don't know what happened to it after your final encounter.
Is there any way out of here?
Sometimes trade's missions can be said between worlds.
You've done this yourself, but to actually leave the dark place.
I haven't found a way.
Thanks, Pain.
Sticks his head.
That's something I particularly wanted to see,
but obviously I wasn't the one in the driver's seat.
Another memory.
The rest of the day he was facing was already a part of it.
In it, his own doing.
He couldn't possibly win.
He didn't even watch her!
It's another boss fight.
Uh-oh.
It looks like enemies spam.
At least the wall is much closer now.
I would have to make my way up there somehow.
bunch of bombs!
Hey, am I even gonna get-
I'm even gonna get out of the game, man.
I don't even try.
It's red.
There's anything we can activate, I guess it's just gonna close the light.
Bro, I'm ready to light. I'm not at the light. I'm at the light.
I'm at the light.
Shoot.
the
This one we got to go deal with.
I don't think I can still go up again.
Stop. Stop. I'm at the light.
I don't want to get on.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
If that part can regain control, then you can...
Control!
But apart from what's given, there's...
...conferring the oblivion of dreams.
You represent the part that isn't ready to quit and die.
Wait.
Are you telling me I'm not real?
You're as real as anything else in this place.
Is there a show on me?
Yes.
And the one you called Mr. Scratch?
He's me as well?
No.
I'm kind of king.
No!
I am not the author of your story.
I can say that when you wrote that page from me in the clicker,
it wasn't one of my pages you directed me to,
you had we regard it.
Yes, she was wounded.
And you needed to click.
What? I don't understand.
You should keep going.
Wait, sir.
Same. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he got a clear thing, so.
of
I don't know what he's gonna do, but he's gonna do it.
Why is somebody in chat talking about how they have a unit brow and they're trying to make?
Are you trying to recruit to a unit brow gang right now? Excuse me, what are you trying to do right now?
Oh boy...
UGH!
HAHA!
He got nervous!
I'm home and I can help you here.
I'll come on.
How the hell are you doing that?
How are you hitting me?
That's why he's learning to control your dreams. It's connection.
You remember? Yes, I taught him. You fixed the foolishness day I made with Barbara.
Barbara, his lover.
and
assuming there's going to be a
possibility
of
the
Not without a little bit anything, but I guess.
AHHH!
Stop!
Fuck off!
I
Oh my god, what a
What is that flash?
It's not even doing it.
Move, it's body blocking!
Fuck off the way!
Oh, I see it turns on the light.
All these shit.
I guess we don't need that one.
That was Kay.
What?
Let's not get around the torch. You have a lot of problems out.
Since we're being some Frank here, Alan, and let me just reiterate how happy I am that you've had this breakthrough.
I would like to summarize your condition.
Well, me, and please, just let me know if you think I'm being unfair.
All right.
Well, let's start with the obvious, the car crash, untreated head trauma.
All due respect to Doc Nelson, but he's hardly a neurosurgeon.
I think that the injury is affected you more than you realize.
Yeah, I am panned out addicts.
Then there's your history of substance abuse which, combined with your chronic insomnia,
has resulted in hallucinations and extremely poor impulse control.
Control is combination, one which your wife has unfortunately had to suffer from far more than you.
No.
I know she has.
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that you are existing in a state of all-encompassing
denial.
Your vivid fantasy casts you as a heroic victim and allows you to skirt responsibility
for your own actions.
It allows you to solve your imaginary problems and dismiss the things that truly trouble
you.
In your self-serving delusions, your personal problems are assets that allow you to
save Alice perhaps even the world.
Dr. Harmon, I think that's spot on it.
I can argue with any of that.
Well, I'm sure he knows.
I don't want to leave her the toilet, but well, um, no, no, I understand.
It's important that I fancy it.
Precisely, Alan.
You put so much effort in imagination to do this self-deception,
but what good has it really done for you?
You refuse my offer of help, and here you are.
Did being so obdure it really get you to a better place?
Obdure it's not.
What's that word, new?
And did it really help Alice?
Was this really the best thing for your wife?
Probably not.
Why don't we find out?
You know, I've been talking with her.
There's something she wanted you to hear.
Stop.
Hey, that sounds like fun.
I'll ever want you to help you, Alan.
I ain't only shaking in and out and trying to understand your pathetic, well be white male drama
until my life consisted of managing your never ending crisis.
White male drama.
You're so f**k.
Self-indulgent private under my call efforts to track you out of the whole you would sit down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
the dark with that insane monster bitch.
Woo!
We had to do that with a loving human being, but once in your life,
and stay with me.
If you're dramatic, exit, headed for more important,
then making sure I was all right, she was not our take in vain.
I don't know where he was, but that's okay.
I don't want it at all.
I don't think I'll ever be all right.
The only thing that he's been fulfilling myself
is that most that I'll never see you again.
Oh my, oh my god.
I just can't argue with that. Oh my god.
I think I should stay here before I ruin what life she has left.
I think this is a breakthrough, Alan. I'm really very proud of you.
Well...
This is no point in going home, you know?
It was nonsense, I knew I had saved her.
I had succeeded in that, and that was all that mattered.
What I heard in there wasn't the truth.
It was just another toxic mirage.
It cuddled at me, and all the more determined to work myself to snap out of it.
I didn't want to be that guy anymore.
I had to make myself see the light.
Wow, look at that.
He's going on a journey of self-discovery so he could not be an asshole anymore.
I'm
fucking down plain as back again.
I know I just jump for it.
I feel like this isn't gonna work.
Oh, there it goes.
Is that it?
I think I could reach that, still.
right, control to climbing so bad noooo
I'll give you a half of it
you're that talk is in it
what
What the...
Leave me alone.
Well done. You have come far, but there's still a little further to go.
You as take full control with your own mind.
He said it again!
Reject all of the fantasies you had constructed.
Yeah, well, I think I can do that.
A lot of the stuff I've seen here is personal and ugly stuff.
I'll admit it hurts, but it's a fool of me.
I know it's fake.
Good.
You are aware.
The part of your benton self-destroying is not.
But you must be careful.
Just because you've eloped the lies for what they are,
That doesn't make the danger endless real.
I'll make it.
I don't have any choice.
Here.
I cannot come any further, but this will help you on your way.
That's, I guess.
Let's say, what's it say? What's it say?
Memory.
Hey, let me tell you something, Alan.
I know how your mind works.
You screw up, then you start analyzing it.
before you know it, you start writing all these horror stories in your head.
Don't you?
Come on, I don't do that.
Yes, you do!
I know how it goes.
You're a weak failure.
I eat you and I'll never forgive you for whatever it was you did.
My wife.
Oh man.
See?
I know you.
But Alan, it's all in your head.
It is.
I love you.
And I'm not going in there.
Sounds like he's a fucking loser.
Oh no!
They kept coming!
They would kill many of them!
Quarts and hordes of them!
Swarming over the landscape!
And you're the kill!
No!
No, no more big burly, hairy girthy, confident man, no!
No more waves upon waves of shit.
Oh, that wasn't so bad actually. I killed him with two, two players.
I may be the light actually, can't do that, I guess.
The lighthouse is clear in the mouth of me.
One more final round with the Lord's on my ass.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna hit that.
I
Oh
Okay, fucking tell them like getting turned around or what?
Stop.
you know what I call bullshit on I don't think there's I don't think that Alan
Wake or the Zane guy I don't think either them wrote the word clear like 50
fucking times in the story I don't think that they're I if you word counted the
word clear I don't think it would show up that many times that it's showing up
here. I think that's bullshit.
Oh, the lighthouse. I was relieved toward the made it here, but I wasn't sure what was going to happen now.
He was clearly on a clear path to clear to clarity.
He had to clear the way while clearing out any hordes of energy.
It's time to clear my mind.
Or return this.
This is back at the cabin.
I was surprised by the change of scenery, but not much, but we're starting to understand
the sales.
And we need to dark place flow.
Well, we'll go up.
It's something alright.
That was the beginning of the game!
I'm going to die for you.
Hey, how...
I feel a bit kind of depressed here.
What?
So, it's an engineer body now.
I feel abandoned.
That was ridiculous, you're not even real.
That doesn't mean I don't have any feelings.
Thing is, you need to get all rational here.
Abandon your fantasies, right?
Well, I kinda hate to say this now, but I'm one.
Fine, you're abandoned.
Fine.
Hey!
Wow, what I'm saying is the only way you're getting that cabin is through me.
Whoa, final boss, Barry!
The darkest states, help your use demand be in shock, writer, and I write.
What is it saying about this...
...isn't your self getting rid of?
Here I go!
I'm already a...
Oh, you say it.
And then you could go, oh no!
Don't remind me.
Oh no, not the team here.
Oh, I'm the doctor.
I'm the parents.
I can't even shoot him.
Off to the doctor.
Oh, no, the old people!
I'm not going to get involved in this.
I have several warriors of speed. I just need to fight with them.
Oh, what you're doing?
No, I'm trying to see if I'll do that.
Thank you, sir.
What the fuck?
There's the other old guy.
It's quite the house itself, the cabin is gonna come alive.
Help.
What the fuck?
Why?
Stop, birds!
Oh, thank you.
I can die!
Oh my god.
Three times.
I'm gonna kill him.
Fucker.
I need these.
I'm sure I'll let that.
Oh, we did it.
It's too dark.
What am I? I keep up my way.
Why should I have been to me?
Just to talk.
What? Why should I have been to me?
Now they fuse together.
Just like that. They become more...
I was clear.
Saying they'd been right.
I could think clearly again.
But I couldn't survive in this place the way he had, and I might not make it back a second time.
Leaving this place will be hard.
Maybe impossible.
But with the power of writing anything is possible, it wouldn't take much for my thoughts to stray again.
It was too easy to get lost in the dark place.
before I was ready to cool up and die let myself slip away but here I was
but yet unwritten future waiting to unfold before me a sequel to departure
the departure to my name is Alan Wake and I'm a writer return
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Those DLCs weren't that great.
I guess that's a more definitive conclusion to the entire game, but...
I love the fight.
There's basically just a journey to, like, find himself, because he was just so overwhelmed by the
the darkness. He pulled like a Majin-Boo and he split his good half with his bad half
and then they reformed again at the end.
Now we have the American nightmare one now. We have to do American nightmare now.
I don't think American I'm here is very long though, but I think it gives more context.
Fucker you bitch and when you don't know what the fuck happened in this, when you're excited for the second one, you don't even know what the fuck happened in the first one.
You can't explain shit to me if I what happened in the first one, and you want to go to the second one already.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck.
$1.00.
American nightmares not related.
People literally said that it has extra lore and context to it.
I'm not gonna do any of the
Arcadey wave things. I don't think so, but I
Think we could just power through it real quick
I'll Google
Let me Google
I don't understand why I'm Googling this you guys have said like are you doing the American I'm doing the American I'm
You still murdered number. Now I'm like I'm gonna do a American nightmare. Why are you doing American nightmare? Why are you just go to the second one?
Do you want to consider a medic and nightmare a separate game from Wall and Tomb for
in a method in rating. Yes.
Seems like it does have extra lore.
It says it's focused on Alan battling the evil doppelganger Mr. Scratch.
So, and it bridges the gap to Alan Wake 2.
So, it does.
I don't know how the story broke.
Some people.
Fox spoilers.
Well, I mean, I got, I had to know going in because you guys want a clarification.
I swear I remember you playing American.
I did I play I did play it when it first came out I did play it I mean just like I played this I don't remember playing the DLC's, but I did play this when it first came out to
But I think I have like a better grasp on the story now obviously them
Fucking some 20 years ago
You can skip now. That's it.
All right. We're done with Alan Lake.
Remaster. Remaster was a bit rough. Honestly, but it wasn't too bad.
I think for the narrative, I think it was still pretty good. I think it still holds up on that sense.
sense, but gameplay wise is definitely a little bit, uh, definitely a bit of a drag. I hate
fucking enemy spam, and that's like literally all that shit was, especially those DLCs were
fucking like, just kind of dukey for fucking just going through and like getting such a
little bit of like, you barely got like any nuggets of information there other than just him
kind of falling to the darkness and then just having to find himself. That's about it.
Nothing crazy there.
All right.
Well, and a crash again. Every time I go to exit the game, I fucking crash. It does the same thing.
Remaster my ass.
American name might look pretty gross too, because I think it's still on regular steam.
They didn't remaster it or anything like that, so I think it also got released as like an Xbox Arcade game.
What is happening here? Can you just fucking close? Thank you.
I might have to buy it real quick though.
Double crash.
I see him.
American Nightmare.
This one has copyright music, too.
Guys, it's on sale for 89 cents right now, 90% off, 89 cents, that's a steal.
That's a fucking steal.
Game Pass?
No, it's on Steam.
God, why do I have to do a security cheating?
Cinema.
Absolutely.
Cinema.
Even though TikTok brings Jack could not follow back game,
I could, I understood, I understand, I got it.
See how this works.
Cinema Thong tier list? We still throw it, we're like five games in. What the fuck?
It's not over yet.
it. We could just wrap it up. We could just wrap it up I guess. We could just wrap it up the whole thing.
Okay. Let's see how this one is. Yeah it's been a while since I did this so I don't
I do not remember anything in this one, but hopefully it's not very long.
And then we can go to the second one.
I don't know if we'll get to it today or not, but...
I mean, we still have... we still got time.
Urobo!
to three hours max. Just speedrun it. I mean, I usually do run from checkpoint to checkpoint
to type these upon the enemies so I can get the lure, but I'm still getting the lure,
so I can understand the lure, okay? Because I am actually trying to follow the fucking story,
unlike your ass, okay? So don't even.
I'm just taking forever to fucking like, actually launch.
Oh.
Oh my god, look how dated it looks.
Oh my god, the resolution is already at a time.
Oh my god, look how dated it looks.
Oh my god, the resolution is already at a tiased and it's still
It still looks like shit
Every thing says hi is in a go. Oh
That looks terrible
Houts are play whoa
I guess I'd put that there because this is like there was normally an arcade game
arcade mode. We don't know if they that should it says blur on
It's just blur off what I lit I toggle did off
Just me on
Some air can't resist.
Yeah, you want me to fucking speed burn it, don't you, Jesus?
Shut the fuck up!
FUN!
I don't know if I can catch a magic on it.
Tonight's episode.
I feel you for them and I have some hope to stay buried.
And nowhere is given by an S.E.
I don't know if I can surprise her.
Written by Hamlinway.
The number four he was the champion of the light.
He is part of the conflict between darkness and light.
He said his hands didn't push a light.
And they meant...
He is chasing the dangerous quarry.
Hahaha, he's upset.
He's gonna hit the head.
Hey, it's gonna be what the time is getting.
No, only his...
...this just scratch.
Maybe, but what are you going to do then?
By then I'll let my hands on everything you do.
WTF is this TV show looking ass? Yes, that is correct. Lamal, that is what they were going for here.
I mean, least bad out.
And essentially I think this was supposed to be a TV show.
But he has come to fight a decisive battle in nice springs.
Whoa.
Yeah, he looks so like shiny.
I see looks so shiny.
His eyes looked dead.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh god, this sensitivity is like insane for some reason as well.
Why the fuck?
I'm gonna shut down.
This thing.
Still seems like really fast
Here's that bit over there
Are we going or are we going in the water?
Can't go in the water
There's a factor we get
to
have to give you like the whole tutorial again
payment
whoa nine millimetre pistona
another big pearly man
And it's gonna be like daddy.
It's like really low volume ones also, this shit is still funky, but in the world I thought they should come to two.
See.
In another life, the man was a writer.
He still practices that art, forging weapons of war out of ideas, but the violent
currents that brought him here have scattered the pages he has written.
My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a writer.
Ha ha ha ha.
He'll be coming overnight, like most writers,
I struggled with it.
A short story here, an article there.
Then I got lucky and spent a year as a staff writer
on the night springs TV show.
It wasn't a great American novel of my fantasies,
but it taught me discipline and craft,
and the difference between wanting to be a writer,
and actually writing.
My name is Alan Wake.
I'm a writer.
If you didn't know.
That's where my story ends, minus 50 depression, the light's not held from the safety.
you
The thing's mentioned on that page. Well, there's a lot of old crap lying around this
plate.
Great, thanks.
I think you should be able to find everything except the satellite, obviously.
Are you going to tell me what this is?
I don't think that go over too well.
Why don't you let me be the judge of that?
Fine. The page is a formula for rewriting reality.
Either I use it to close a strange portal to a place that isn't in our world,
or shall we serial killer monster things keep pouring out of there?
Yeah, you were right the first time.
What a way to like devalue your own story and just fucking be like,
like you shadowy monster things like they just come out like like if you're gonna
fucking belittle the story then why should the why the fuck should I care you can
think what you want about me but they're still bad guys around be careful
well you might be nuts but I've seen the way they move the way they look
I'll buy that they're cold taken they aren't really human not me more
and they're climbing out of the oil well what do they have secret head quarters down there
No that's just where the point of connection is. It's a hole that leads to, well, it's a really nasty place.
That's why I need to close it.
And the guy who looks like you opened it.
To the water.
He gets around. Unfortunately.
Thanks for helping me.
Oh, I wish I thought you were just in that case.
Actually, I kind of expected you to.
Me too.
But I feel like this is how it's supposed to go. Isn't that weird?
Really I get that a lot my line of work. What do you do anyway? I'm a writer. Oh my god
Oh my god, how long is this conversation? What was that you said about the line?
I'm dead.
Or as but I only use it for you and helping people. I'm like a wise woman now. I get people inside and advice
Just because I say crazy things, doesn't mean I believe everything.
I don't feel like that.
Maybe you should take a few crystals with you if you're going out there.
Just getting angry against.
They sue your energies and focus your mind.
It's fantastic.
And they help me take out the bad guys?
Oh, well, no, not as such.
Yeah, okay. I think I'm...
I have some wonderfully potent herbal detox depositories.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
A nail gun is a nail gun better than the about it.
The champion of light recognizes the page he got from the woman.
It is a weapon of his own design.
Custom engineered to destroy the dark portal.
If he recreates the conditions of the page, a great power it will be unleashed.
At the oil direct, the wheel had been jammed in place and turned until the oil
girdled and flowed thick and flammable.
Burgl the warning lights were blanking in a fast rhythm, bright city, powered by the
battery.
The CBCD was playing in the boom box, all distorted guitars and intense beat.
High above some piece of orbital junk or another collider with the satellite, knocking
it radically, of course. Drilling debris, it screamed down from the skies in an impossibly
steep angle. All that high-tech engineering, it looked nothing more than a bullet that would
destroy whatever it hit.
Ah, so descriptive, thank you so much for the, the gurgling.
So, TV, uh...
Oh hell, this isn't gonna be good.
Is this on?
Oh fuck!
How can you tell?
What the fuck is going on with you?
I'm sorry, I'm not very good with gadgets.
Oh fuck!
I'm sorry, I'm not very good with gadgets.
Oh fuck!
That's more like it.
I'll be right with you. I just gonna do this one thing.
I like it quiet.
Yeah.
I better wondering why this is happening. Why am I doing all this? Why am I so hell
bad on ruining your life? You're crap in my style. You're got money, fame, everything
you could want. But you don't know what to do with it. I do. I'm getting all the things
you never had the balls to go for. I mean more fun too.
Teal the real difference between us.
I'm not afraid to be the center of attention.
That's not true. He totally is for more slops just collateral damage.
That's not true.
What's he doing? Oh my god! Oh my god! He's killing him! He choked him and he was like
like liking you. Oh my, so quiet. Oh my. Oh my. What the hell. This is not fun.
What the fuck was that a piece of paper written there? Got one. 53. There's no
I know that when I arrive, the clarity of vision I have now may disappear.
I've made my plans.
I've prepared for this, but I know the transition from the dark place will be hard
on me, and not just physically.
It may affect my mind, my memory.
These pages should help me remember and focus.
That's word for me before.
Even if that fails, I think I'll be able to trust my instincts.
I'm navigating my own story.
I'm hoping I'll know where to go and what to do, even if the details will look big.
I look fuck there to even get the Arizona or the fuck.
I guess we can go get the fucking SMG now.
That was easy.
I guess it's about time I went full auto.
Whoa!
If I wanted to play this series I imagine this is when I can skip. No apparently not apparently there is actually this is this is actually connecting and bridging the gap to the second game
So
See another one the other
To change reality, you nudge it into the right direction.
Your version of it is there, waiting.
It wants to come true.
All you need to do is help it achieve its potential.
The devil is in the details.
You change the details of the scene to match those on the page.
If you get the details right, if you achieve that critical mass, the shift will come, and
the rest of your new reality overrides the existing paradigm.
The lie, no matter how outrageous, is now the truth.
You change the details of the sea to match those on the page.
Isn't that what you're doing by writing the page?
Chess seems very split on this game.
Again, doesn't half of chat doesn't know what the fuck even happened in the first game
The half of chat cannot fucking come in on shit right now. I just googled it. It straight-up says it bridges the gap
Chattas know I do what the fuck is going on right now
Some of chat probably does
There's the thing right here.
Dude, what?
Oh!
That's one thing down.
Yeah, that.
of
writing in this one is slightly more enjoyable to me so far you mean like the notes that he's
picks up
they really outdid themselves with like the page actually scrolling down
seems like they made this one like they made this a little bit more like open
world like they probably tried to do with the original game
Oh, that's a burly man. That's a big
Muscle tattooed
Burly man. It's self-intuitive to avoid the hated light. What's he comes weaker?
If fucking splits in that. Whoa
It splits from one burly man into three
That was just messed up
That's two, just one more to go.
Something tells me I'm really gonna need the extra fire.
I like the rifle.
Or at least I did like the rifle.
Oh, isn't seeing like how crazy the sensitivity is though.
This is like, it feels like I'm using cheat codes.
I have the sensitivity I want though, and it's like really fast.
I take.
and
I think it was better at the first game like just because I could like change shoulders like pretty quickly with the analog sticks that kind of helps with actually like seeing shit
is that every master like it was like, I don't think there's a stuck in the bottom right corner and it's just, yeah.
The man has found the battery, but it is empty.
It will need to be resharged.
the
Yeah, but it's a job, or yeah.
Can't go in through this way.
Just okay, I can't climb for shit.
I need this battery charged.
No problem.
Here you go.
Thanks.
I don't know what's gonna happen exactly when I do this, my memory is a little
hazy.
I don't even know what that means.
All I'm saying is you don't wanna come anywhere near the oil field, alright?
Let's think you get a hand.
In the middle of highly flammable materials, great.
Do my best to contain this.
Oh, god!
Please don't turn out to be some kind of crazy terrorist guy, okay?
Okay, I'm going to go now. Wish me luck.
Wait a sec, I want to ask you about something first.
What did you mean with that lie?
Memories.
I'm crazy.
Thank you.
I had a pretty rough time coming here.
I was like being calling a tsunami.
I blocked out for war.
It's hard to explain.
There's a barrier of source that I had to bring through.
I was lucky to make it here with my wits as intact as they are.
So you might have brain death.
I was just visiting another dimension.
Oh, yeah, okay, my bad.
Well, again, when they belittle their own story, I feel like then, like, I should care less about it.
When they fucking poke fun of their own shit, like what the fuck?
How am I supposed to take the story serious?
It's like they've right a character that's like wow this is such an outrageous thing that's happening to you right now isn't it outrageous what's happening right now?
This is so unbelievably
Like outrageous that this is happening
Happening. How could this be happening?
the
share
it's a nice brings episode because there's no serious
yeah i mean i guess
but there's still there's still poking fun at the actual story of how to make this like
regardless i don't i don't really care what the fucking medium is like it doesn't
like if like you have a very serious game going on and then yeah like on like a television
or something like that they're just poking fun at it. It doesn't really it doesn't change
anything that doesn't like that doesn't make what you're playing any less ridiculous because of
what they're if they're saying it's ridiculous then like they need to be like oh this is ridiculous
why the fuck am I playing this why why am I taking this serious out of care?
It doesn't matter to me, I just dove into a lake and fucking fought this woman in black and saved his wife and fucking changed places with my wife and fucking, you know, got myself stuck in the, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, that's an outrageous story. Why do I care?
Oh no!
I got there, there's no slitting, holy shit.
They split into enemies, man.
it's the
t t typical tv adaptations
just like a weird I don't know it's weird trope and like I just serious changes
just kind of a
about the real was in place the oil was flowing battery was attached to the lights
for blinking the CD was playing in the boom box
There must have a big money for the song because they play it constantly.
There you go.
Whoa, I crashed the rate of the food.
I'm gonna see the fire that's better than the remastered fire, though.
I'm gonna kill him.
Ah!
I got here more of them.
Yeah, I think I noticed.
That's a big burly man right there. Oh my god.
Oh!
Fucking in Santa Claus.
about to enjoy another cool Arizona night with me, Eddie Rodman, the host with the
books. Any of you guys remember old gods of houseguards? I do, I do, I do, I do.
I do. I do. I just kids in, but to my dad, work at this club, and he's
taking me into sea bands all the time. I get to talk about an education. Anyway,
great band, come to the great album, something fanbase, and then they kind of
dropped up the face of year. Well now, almost four decades later, they're making
come back. Whoa!
Who's your deal? Who's your talker?
The last album was 1978 in the Valley of My Shadow,
and then we stopped playing all together after that.
And what made you do it come back after all this time?
Well, there's a sad thing.
See, the original base play of Earl God's Fat Bond Ball,
they're passed away in Lumpur.
Yeah, Bob had to kill me a poor picture.
Yeah, after me.
They're like playing no more.
Long story short, I ran into these guys
up in Washington, and it was obvious to me
that they still got it.
So I figured, hey, let's make some music, right?
And they went for it.
Now, Barry, you were a literary agent before this, right?
Ah, yeah.
And you were very successful.
You represented Alan Wake,
I believe, who disappeared under Mr. James.
Yeah, that's it.
Hey, I just want to talk about old dogs tonight. Is that cool? Can we do that? Oh, yeah, sure. Sure.
Listen, why don't we take a little break and then later on in the program? We'll hear the new old gods think.
You don't want to talk about me anymore? Well, at least Barry later on in the speed.
Damn. You don't want to talk about me anymore. He did what he did exactly what he said he was gonna do.
Yes. What the hell?
I got him. You're safe. I need you to tell me what you know about him. The guy who looks like me.
There was a party in one of the rooms. It was pretty wild. I'm not sure what your room was in.
You didn't attend it.
No, I wasn't there. But it got way out of hand. Anyway, I heard that he went to the diner and there was a fight there or something.
Maybe you could find out more from there. I got some keys that you could maybe use.
You just happen to have the keys, huh?
Fine.
I'll take a look. Stay here.
Like hell.
I'm getting out of here as soon as you leave, so I could close it with place and go home.
Emma, you really want to stay here in the light.
Yeah, thanks for the advice, but I'm not sticking around. Just go already, okay?
Damn, she did. Are you okay?
You okay?
I guess.
Thanks for the help.
Were those the... what'd you call them to take in?
What are they?
It's complicated.
Short version the darkness can take people over. That's why I had to destroy the oil Derek otherwise they would have overrun the place
Oh, I didn't think you'd actually do it. I mean I didn't think it'd work. That's crazy
Let me just try one more time at the risk of sounding like a broken record. It's bad out there
I don't want you hurt. You should stay put
Yeah, well you turn this place into an inferno. Run around shooting things up in place and kind of weird games with your psycho evil twin
Don't get me wrong, you're nice for a weirdo.
There they go again.
Enough is enough.
I seriously just want to get out of here.
Okay.
Hey.
Okay, bye.
So if the aftermath of like the Barry Lord that is that he is the manager for the old gods now,
supposed to like believe that as like current or is that something that Alan is writing himself
while he's still in the dark place. Question mark. What all we supposed to take is like actual
post Alan wake one more versus what is he writing?
Okay.
It's like I mean if you take it as like actual post out on week one, then it's like
It's somehow
While he's writing this story, there's certain aspects in this world that
are like being filtered in
from the real world question mark.
Splendid later and pretty sure.
I'm just dip on. I know. Only probably like 5% of you actually know.
A poll to geist. Its existence is one of range and hostility, and its very
Presidents turn his whole military objects into deadly projectiles my gag evil. Oh
Fucking evil ball
There's blood!
the scene traces of violence, a countless midnight snack, a room key left carelessly behind.
The man recognizes the enemy's handy work.
I think these are keys for the motel rooms.
Fuck, there's a countless midnight snacks that I like now this.
That place might be involved.
Is there a map in this or am I just like we just kind of run around?
I'm assuming I guess we'll just run around.
You should back in.
Top right?
There's...
Top right is empty?
You mean top left where the compass is?
The strands of webbing glistened in the beam of my flashlight, fine, almost ethereal.
They were fresh, and right in my path, I held my breath and waited to earstraining.
Nothing. I moved on, concentrating on the task it had. Just get what I was looking for then leave.
That's all I keep telling myself.
For a moment, I actually thought it might be as simple as that.
Then I heard too many legs skittering across the ground.
Huh?
Spider?
Too many legs.
I guess you can kind of tell where they're at.
There's like a question mark that pops up on the mini map.
So it looks like if you run around you can get a bunch of these pages just by grabbing these like that.
Mr. is a twisted copy of me, powerful and dangerous, but I know I can fight him.
I don't think anybody else can. They don't understand what he is. What he represents
are that all the horrible things he does here are almost insignificant compared to what
he will unleash on earth given the chance.
Earth! But I survived the dark place, and it has taught me things. How to cope?
How to stay sane when the world goes crazy? He's two steps ahead of me, but I can find him.
and I believe I can stop him.
So there's the out of the dark place now.
The somehow find a way out of the dark place.
Emma Sloan was a believer in a great many things, most of which were entirely foolishness.
Felacius. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm a slown and innocent victim of his dark half. More collateral damage in the ongoing.
She's fucking dead!
I'll save you!
Damn it, why didn't you listen?
She's fucking dead.
Ohhhh.
Oh, uh.
Remember this room already?
My own face pierred back at me from the TV screen.
For a moment, I struggled with the sensation of deja vu.
How many times have I seen myself like this now?
And then there was that easy grin that never seemed quite as quick or natural on my own
lips.
The dark malicious twinkle in the eyes.
And I knew who I was looking at.
As he pulled back and revealed the room behind him, my throat went dry.
There was nothing I could do but watch.
That's when he killed them.
light it too much.
Is it green light there with the fuck?
So, no? This one.
I guess fucking burn up.
There's a- that's the guy!
Michael, it's a-
Dead, tortured,
dressed in clothes that wore the name of a local observatory.
A slim lead, but solid enough.
It stirs something deep in his mind.
He knows where to go now.
The Observatory, hot on the heels of the Herald of Darkness, the Champion of Light for
just on, to same-man-tars.
What if I didn't finish up back there?
What the fuck?
The place for a man to witness the magnificence of the universe, but such insights are not with the champion of light is looking for.
He has come to find a weapon.
Oh, a weapon?
No.
What the hell was that about?
the
dayman
fire fighter
I think the darkness is getting more kinky with the occupations that's just grabbing from now.
Something up there.
Not up there.
I've carried a flashlight in a gun for so long that I feel naked without either.
It's all too often that I need them.
them. The darkness protects the taken. Shadows crawl over their forms like living things,
protecting them from harm. The hose that would injure or kill a human outright mean nothing
to them as long as the darkness persists. But light makes them vulnerable. Light burns
the shadows away. The darkness that drives them is still in them, but now they're vulnerable.
Flashlight and gun. Sometimes it feels they're all I have left.
some basic ass Alan Wake 1 more man we know they're so ready
to
I don't know why it shows up on the fucking on the mini map and then it like goes away and then when you get near it
It comes back. It's so stupid. The pressure of success got to me. My wife Alice was the sole thing in my life that anchored me
Suddenly it wasn't enough. I couldn't write anymore. I distracted myself with wild parties and whatever trouble
I could scare up. I wallowed in the drama of my life. Sure that Alice would stick with me even though she didn't sign up to be the life line of a tortured artist
It was my dumb luck. She's not the type to give up.
And that's the pre that's a pre-lead for the hell in my one.
Why is such a piece of shit?
I don't want to worry.
The spiders aren't really the work of the enemy.
They're a side effect.
A part of the dark place is less significant
significant funer that has managed to slip through the opening I made when I arrived.
Lesson animal than an idea that has assumed the form of an animal.
Makes them no less dangerous, but at least they're a little easier to deal with.
The darkness doesn't protect them like the Taken, and thus they can be destroyed by either
light or bullets right away.
So we did get out.
He got out through a hole.
He went through a hole, and then the darkness followed him through said hole.
And now we have to stop Mr. Kutri.
Because if we don't, he's going to terrorize the Earth.
Why didn't he just stay there?
He should have just stayed there.
Hello.
I'm Dr. Rachel Meadows, and wait a moment.
It's you, I can't believe you'd dare show your face around here again.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it wasn't me, it was Mr.
It wasn't me. I just looked like it.
It was my tweet.
I'm trying to stop him. You saw those shadow things trying to kill me, right? I bet he got along with them just fine.
Yes, yes he did.
All right, come on in.
Thank you.
No, it's easy.
Hey, buddy.
I think I take a moment to talk to him.
There's a party next door.
I'm feeling pretty good right now.
I'm sorry.
Ooh.
Little fog, you know?
It's nice.
Listen, this whole thing between us, it's a little weird for me too, you know.
I mean, we don't just look this saying, there's a lot we share.
I mean, up here, I know you, right?
So I was thinking maybe we could...
You still doesn't like the light.
I'll kill them.
Oh, I think we're gonna choke him all out, but that.
I'm gonna be able to choke him all up with that.
It's like a hitman.
What the fuck?
Never mind.
Well, what about us?
Oh, God, oh!
Oh, oh!
Thought they're comical fucking punk sound effect.
Oops!
It's a real world, the fact.
Ahh!
Oh, oh!
What the fuck?
one
well this is half-life guys black mason
about the opening of the portal
told you they're all connected
If, Doctor, the man who looked like me, what did he want here?
There's a strange astronomical event happening right now, something I can't begin to
classify, but I think it's disabled our satellite.
There's a very peculiar signal that we're receiving.
Signal, that's what I'm here for.
Well, they will see.
But he didn't seem to understand it at all.
He got very angry, sabotaged our imaging array, and now we're blind.
I believe the event is still going on, but we can't pick it up.
There's something we can do.
What he broke is essentially just a special camera, but we can't use the telescope without it.
There's a replacement in my car. If you can get that to me, we're back in business.
Consider it done. Tell me more about the signal.
It's almost as if something's being transmitted to the night springs.
It's the strangest thing. It's quite elusive.
Almost as if it wasn't properly there.
I don't know how to describe it.
So, what was the sale work?
I wish I knew. He appeared before I had a good fix on it.
He was very pleasant when I was working.
But when I isolated the signal, he suddenly forced me out of the control booth.
He said it was none of my business. He seemed to...
To change. Somehow he...
He was very smooth and charming before that.
But suddenly he became, I'm sorry, I'm not sure I want to talk about it.
But the fuck were those two different lines like that? How that was cut like that? What the fuck?
That's so evil! I have to ask, do you always worry about it to work?
I was at a party for a local art exhibition, fascinating works, when I was called away by my assistant.
Michael was the first to spot this event. I didn't know where he is now actually. He was supposed to bring us some food.
but he never showed up.
Tell me about you bet.
Oh, it's quite fascinating.
It looks as if stars were changing somehow.
Or shifting positions.
It isn't really happening, of course.
Most likely it's caused by some kind
of atmospheric refraction for nomadone.
But I've never seen anything wrong.
Annomely?
Did he hurt you?
No.
He didn't quite threaten me exactly.
But those shadowy things started to crawl into view.
And whatever this signal was,
He seemed to be extremely frustrated by it.
He just started breaking things and laughed.
I thought it best not to interfere.
You were lucky.
He's done much worse.
Yes.
He showed me a knife.
And he kept talking.
He enjoyed the sound of his own voice.
A pro-omaniac.
You really aren't anything like him, are you?
Believe me.
I tried very hard not to be.
That's not true.
He definitely is very much like him.
turn to every, he definitely likes to hear himself, I don't know what you're talking about.
So maybe the signal, maybe the signal is the real world, and we're like, we can only broadcast through the TV show.
So we're in the TV show right now, but there's a way to get out.
I'm gonna fucking run all the way back down to you.
I don't remember their being spiders, so they're actually spiders, they're actually spiders.
Oh, spider! I hear it!
I'm real spider this must be your car it's been webbed up oh my god
You what?
Why does it look like they're dragging their ass like that they look like they're like what's scooting?
That's how they walk
to be dragging their ass like that what you need they got like if they got all those legs they think they're
boys like all you know
the
name ten spiders are in the red spider the blue spider the yellow
The striped spider, the white spider, the regular spider, the water spider, the jungle spider.
The big spider, the dead spider.
Oh, I want me to fix that.
I get an F, I'll put that on my homework.
I'm done with it.
She did it on there.
Coming. Coming.
Okay, I'm on it.
Don't want to.
It was the spiders I did it.
I think it's like it's like back in the same side where the fucking car was.
the
car bonds pretty good
the new weapons in this are actually pretty good and pretty different way better than the other
If I could in the first game.
I could get it.
Ah! Spider!
that was the regular spider yeah
normal size spider
That's okay.
Oh?
Fuck you!
It's throwing me items again.
Oh, combat shotgun for fucking 40 of them.
Oh, I ain't got enough for that.
That's just expensive.
You're too late.
You're too late, barely been.
You're too late, guys.
I'm in.
I'm already inside, guys.
Take your money in a way.
I really saw the battle doctor! Is it working?
Yes, that was me and my adventures.
Yeah, I believe it's worth it.
It's working again. Nice and done.
That sounds like trouble. I don't get there not because I was upset.
Without the foundaway hit.
Yeah, look out they found a way in
Oh my god firefighter
I'm just falling like right there, there's falling right here.
I guess we'll see next time there's one with a helmet.
Let me see I want to see I want to see what is it I need to know
Ends up.
I've never seen the signal.
Oh yes, it's coming in loud and clear.
It's amazing.
I'm not sure what it is yet.
That it really works coming from.
But it's interacting with our systems somehow.
Like it was intended for us.
But I didn't understand how that could be.
Maybe that's just how the story goes.
What?
Never mind.
Is there a way I can hear it?
or however this is supposed to work.
I think the signal is incomplete somehow,
but you should be getting a print out of it now.
What do you mean it's incomplete?
It's almost as if we're only getting a fragment of it.
I need a whole thing. This is important.
I'm sure it is, but this is all we're getting.
The man who looks like me get a whole thing.
You locked me out of the booth, so I have no way of knowing.
But I can't tell you that he didn't reach in time to stamp it.
So, what's in the sky?
It doesn't make any sense.
The stars are just...
They're wrong.
I thought I'd be able to see something
But it's like I'm looking in a sky that's just...
It's not the right sky.
But that's impossible.
It's a fake sky.
It's a rational man, Doctor.
But this isn't the thing you can measure or explain it.
I've seen impossible things that have taught me just to roll with some punches.
See that that?
We're going to say...
I find it disturbing that you sound like you're speaking...
Well, thank you for the ten tier one community get the sons.
Let me see what this looks like.
A printout of a signature.
It too is a weapon created by the...
Oh, it should be...
In its words, stirs a new reality.
But it is incomplete.
And yet, it provides a roadmap for the man to follow.
A course that will lead him to a place where he may confront his enemy.
The fuck is that a weapon?
Driving theater!
Whoa!
The driving.
Once the sight of Lord Seloyed Fantasies.
Ham, a documentary?
Art exhibition.
And yet, it's the search for closure rather than in culture
That brings the champion of light here.
Six bucks, six bucks for one adult.
Children six and under are free.
to
let me because I hope
that
I've got bruises in all the right places
Oh, it's you.
Mmm, that's fantastic.
Okay.
Go away.
No.
I want you.
But you'll get angry if you're here.
So you gotta go.
You know what you want.
Okay.
What?
I love you so much.
Would you know that love hurts?
Are you gonna hurt me now?
I think I can help you if I can't get the money.
I can't turn the power back on. It's not allowed. You said.
So, where should I go? So, I don't turn the power back on, accidentally.
It's the big building on the other side of the drive-in, but it's locked.
And where's the key? Just so that I know to avoid it.
It's on the wall next to the cash register, but you can't, you can't. Don't be bad.
Hey, no problem. I'm just going to go do some other stuff. Scouts aren't it?
Hmm.
You think her and Mr. Scratch? Do you think, uh, Mr. Scratch?
You know, just try to stay calm. I've seen this kind of thing before. I think you're gonna be okay
Why did I? Why is it so hard to think you've been touched by darkness? It's I'm hoping it's not permanent
Remember when you were here before and kissed me. Oh, yeah
And everything got all to heart. Oh, that was the best
Listen, this is very important
Where did he?
I mean, where did I go?
Tell me that.
Maybe you don't need to go anywhere.
You're here now and you're in my head.
You should be in me.
You should touch me again.
Not with a ten foot pole lady.
Not with a ten foot pole down.
Hey, just in case there's a part of you in there that's talking about right now.
It's not your fault.
I promise I'll do what I can to help you, okay?
I... I don't...
Please go away.
That's what I...
I'm just saying that in case you really need to hear it,
I've been there.
I...
I think there are spiders in my eyes.
I think you put them in me.
Yeah, I'm just going to go now.
And we're back with all the gods of Asgard and 10 of our very younger.
Guys, you're on your comeback tour.
And you're playing a lot of your classic material.
material, but you've also got a new signal right now they're coming back, was it hard to go back in the studio after such a long time?
Are you kidding me? They were jumping at the bank. It was just the edges to stretch those creative muscles.
Now, you'd have been a while because, you know, they spent a lot of time in retirement.
We were retired.
We were? No, no, no.
We were at the launch end-up.
We were a thirtime thing retirement thing. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it really once we got in the studio thing started
You know, the music has changed a little bit in the boys were a little rusty. No, it took us a while to find the right gear
But hey, once we got going boy, they kicked ass and it's been awesome. So it's called balance, it's lazy to demon and seriously
I think it's such finest work.
You know I produced it.
Oh really? I didn't know you were a producer.
Well this is my first time.
I mean they need a little bit of guidance.
You know what I mean? I mean don't tell me wrong.
These guys are the best.
But it's a 21st century man.
Things just sound a little different these days.
They don't want to step in there.
I don't have to make it sound all cool.
Kind of jazzed it up.
That sounds like a challenge.
Oh no.
You can do another level for really rich, you know, it's just throw some really sweet
citizen like that, you know, just teaked it up a notch.
It's a really rich.
Well, listeners, you can judge here's those.
Here's all God's of Asgard, and ballots, slaves to David. Oh yeah.
oh
It's like a page round where I don't know where the fucking sound.
I don't look at the spot of fights, foilers!
That's in the first game. We just did that.
We just did that.
Oh, that's big.
Early Harry.
Oh.
Checks all the boxes.
Where we got down here.
30!
What the fuck?
30!
Is there anything so fucking expensive?
We might be able to come back to these locations.
Oh look, Mr. Hero is here.
That's him save the damn
It looks like they took like the Allen weight model and they like you know like made him they made him bold
But he has like you know like like the texture on his head has
Has like like the underneath his hair
Oh, ow!
Did it?
Oh, there's another page over here, I think.
It's been two years since I came here.
Seeing that long with that Alice breaks my heart, and I know it broke hers.
I know she thinks I'm dead.
How could I blame her for that?
It would be a crime to pretend that she owes me anything.
She took all the stupid self-indulgent bullshit I brought into her life and still stood by me.
Still loved me.
It's not the trail.
But I'm a better person now than I used to be.
I want to be that person with her.
So he was stuck in the dark place for two years, oh my god.
How does he even know?
How does he even have day-night cycles in the darkness?
How the fuck does he know that it was two years?
It's so hot inside.
It's hot inside.
So Allen's evil twin is pure cringe got it.
Yeah, I mean, I still look at this as like it's like the two Allen wakes are basically like I still think it's like this split
Majim Boo like you know there's that there was the fat boo and then there was like the like the old evil like gray boo
They like you know
That's him
Shit yourself when you realize what I've done shut up
Goodman
Shut up
Oh, it wasn't another crate, it's about to be expensive too.
20.
Got dimmed I don't even have 20.
How many do I have?
Fucky bitch.
I've got four here.
I've got seven here and two here.
of
time the car blinds doing the work anyway
low can a help you
the Marty and Marty in.
Is it power at the front over here?
I think it's inside.
I think I have to go the whole way around
Oh, there's another one.
Alice, my wife.
My wife.
She sees things, others don't, and knows how to make them visible to everybody.
She did it with me too.
She teased out things I was only vaguely aware of.
She always saw me in the best possible light.
The light!
Uh-oh.
Am I following the story by chance? I have no idea what's going on, but the content is funny.
Yeah, man. I am following the story.
You think I'm just playing Willie, Newly?
I'm just not taking this in.
Okay, I should be able to figure this out.
Can I guess I'm right? I don't know. I just, what the fuck?
I don't think that word.
Red lights, green lights, you have to mean something.
I don't know, I understand, okay?
take that big man
I will say there's a far in this, it's like it's like they're trying to basically
like catch people up in the story of Alan Wake 1, but then also like extend the story out
as well. So like they're trying to do like both at the same time to give you a recap and extend
the story at the same time. So it's not really like giving much on the other side yet.
there are spiders there are spiders
Can I get to leave now? Can we get out of here?
You have no idea how badly this screw!
It's gonna be a blast to watch you find out.
I want to get hit by those.
Look he's running away! He's running!
He's running away from my grenade!
What the fuck? Oh he's still alive!
Now he's dead.
He just fell on his face.
That...
Oh, it's on the big screen.
It looks all blurry.
That's like the first that's the first video, eh?
Oh!
I need to go grab some food in a minute.
and then I'm fucking hungry.
That's not underneath.
What is killing them out there?
What is going on out there? You guys okay?
No, don't, it's not, it's you, did, did you help me?
Looks like you're feeling better now.
Yes, I am. Thank you so much. I don't know what happened. There was this guy
I know I look like him, but I'm not
Don't worry. We just don't feel anything on Kitas
In my head, we feel like I need to take 50 showers
Where is he?
That asshole wanted to get into the projector
He was talking about fixing things so the sun never comes up
God
I've been seeing that work and you saying it, it sounded really good at the time.
You weren't yourself, projector, it sounds about right. I need to get in there.
I have the access code for the door. Here.
Thanks.
I'm just glad you've shut up now.
He said it'd be back after he'd arranged for some security.
You feel up to Tony and it's going on here?
You haven't art exhibition leaders supposed to open tomorrow.
I'm the curator.
My name's Serena Boltavia.
I'm white.
Holy sh**.
Sure it is.
I didn't...
I mean, I've seen you on the big screen.
I...
I know you're white.
You know Alice?
My wife?
I'm excreting.
Yeah, we have a film from her here.
What the hell happened to you?
In back to Alice.
Oh, God, yeah, sorry.
It's quite a coincidence that you're here.
She made this short film.
I mean, she shot it years ago.
You're in it.
It's a part of the exhibition.
I'm going to film?
Yeah.
It's like...
I mean, it's just footage.
She shot of you at some point.
But she turned it into this thing.
It's almost like a memorial of sorts.
Oh!
Because, you know, you're supposed to be dead.
Or something.
Huh.
How's Alice?
Is she alright?
She's...
Okay, I guess.
All things considered.
I know her pretty well.
You're really Alan. I can't believe you're here. Nobody knows what happened to you.
But there are people who scary it's me.
That wasn't me. It just looks the same like you know.
Yeah, but that guy's a lot more strong.
A lot of them makes me hate him, but I...
There's something about him that's...
God, he's so creepy.
Anyway, you're not like him.
Oh, I hope you would stop it.
Mm-hmm.
Ha ha.
It's just something about it.
I think you're the projector building and we got to go down there now.
Alright, let me quick grab something to eat, just get something small real quick.
and then we'll continue trucking.
A clean up my desk, I got a bunch of garbals here.
Oh, good stretch!
All right, one second.
Chets stretch and get some water and snack.
No shrimp, be chat.
the
all right
that made some sandwiches
hmmm
what kind wouldn't you like to know
if you can tell me the plot to this game, I'll tell you what kind of sandwich I'm eating
That's boiler's though?
I'm a okay, from one up to this point.
The lake is an ocean, that's all we do.
on, Mr. Wake is thinking of big, burly men touching him in darkness.
I see. Wife bomb works good.
Straight from the wiki.
don't cheat and look at the wiki what the hell a f**k
move
how much food goes in your beard
moderate amount
Pretty moderate amount.
The pens, I guess.
If it's soup, you know, like soup is pretty bad.
Alan Wake is a writer who has writers block, and that's a wiki entry.
I have to live with the entry.
I've never tried to go to Eno.
I think that would be gross.
I'll go to E.
Maybe I did it once, but...
I think it looks so bad that I think I shaved it off.
Just because they look so gross.
I
Do I like the burly companion next to me?
Why is he having my face? He's like my that's my Mr. Scratch
My Mr.
Your buff evil twin
I forgot to get an app and press probably grab a napkin or eat this other sandwich.
It's just chicken salad, y'all just chicken salad and I say I want to drink that.
There's a whale.
That's a picture of a whale.
Wow.
Ha!
If you are in this, no, I don't think they went back to this game at all.
They only remastered the first one and then I guess when they remastered the first one, they added those QR codes in there.
of the
some people said that that's a few that's like
spoilers for the future so could be like spoilers for the second game so
I doubt they put any of that in here
otherwise it would look like they better than what it does
it's only spoilers if you told us whether I know that people are like
Whoa, that's a spoiler, but inadvertently by you saying that it's a spoiler, then you make it a spoiler.
Because I'm not getting the context around it by watching the video.
That's just chat, man. That's just chat.
Good old chat room.
I think I'll get an app here in the morning.
the
lead us continue
of
Oh, you won't!
Destroy the Dark Fountain!
out of work. Is there another one? Oh. Of course there's fucking three of them.
Oh we got a RAINED! JOL! Thank you for the RAINED man.
hope you had a good stream. Hello. Good morning. How's it going? Hello again guys. Hello.
Call me while we're, we're trucking our way through Alan Wake in order to get to Alan Wake
soon.
From the BOC right now, well, the expansion of the BOC thing I guess.
Now it would be a really good time for somebody to recap the story up to this point for
anybody who doesn't know.
somebody in chat could fill in, you know, anybody that's new to what the story might be.
All right?
Hmm? No, anybody? Hmm? Anybody?
Chatroning away. Chat, I was running away.
This was one of the most requested games in my marathon for the Cinema Thong Marathon.
And Chat couldn't even pay attention through the first game to fucking actually.
No, what the story is going into this.
You're on this well.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can just recap up to this point.
You know what up to this point means up to this point.
Up to this point.
the
business late 50% of the time sadly see what I mean
right what's the other game that we have on the agenda that's like a highly requested
I can't wait wait until we get to like mass effect
the same shit. Don't even have to know what the fuck is going on.
The champion of light can feel the fragment of the signal in his pocket.
Amen.
Weapon that can change what will be. It's incomplete, but it's all he has.
Out of wilds, yeah. Out of wilds. Maybe I probably won't know what the fuck.
out of wilds will be it was late at night the summer was almost over
what does that have to do with anything oh we have to change the time it was late at night
got pretty late tom the poet that's the guy who's that guy guys come on someone's
got no you guys know who that is you guys remember this guy right
Right?
Come on.
Yep.
No.
Brother.
Thomas Bigcock's hanging me.
There you go!
Oh!
There's a thing here.
Oh, there it is.
Oh hell, this is the golden light!
You've been up to something. Haven't you? Too bad it's not gonna do any good. I'm better
you than you ever will be. And I've got all the time in the world. Everything you've
got is going to be mine. You're alive. You're alive. You're alive. What are you gonna do
I can keep this up forever!
Show yourself!
Let him be the same!
Ew!
I UI
The rush of darkness is unstoppable
Time itself twists and tears
with its dark currents.
Again, he enters the world.
But now he sees the trap for what it is,
amazed that he's back into itself.
Here it is.
Alan Wake and his wife went on an education
to the Pacific Northwest town of Bright Falls
And on that vacation, his wife got kidnapped by a darkness.
We already had a name to the darkness, okay.
And so a random FBI guy thinking he killed his wife,
tracked him down,
and then an old-timing writer had an affair with a witch.
It's caused the darkness question, Mark.
And so Alan ventured through,
and ventured through, Bright Falls trying to save his wife and long story short, he saved his wife.
And now he's stuck in the darkness question, Bart.
I feel like there's a lot of, like,
good recap. I don't know if that is a good recap. I feel like that, like,
I don't know if that was, I don't know if that was a good recap.
Hmm.
Then you do it?
I'd recap three fucking times you bitch because nobody's paying attention.
Don't fuck yourself. I'm not recapping again.
That's why I'm telling you guys to do it. I've already recap.
Oh, there's another one. Alan Wake is a writer with writer's block who went to this place to get over it.
But then his wife went by by. He got zooped elsewhere, zane from a wildback married Barbara Jagger.
And he tried to write her back to life after she died after she died.
But the dark presence took over. She bad now. Now turns out it's trying to do the same thing to Alan and there's also Mr. Scratch.
Still in recap. She bad now.
Now you guys are stealing each other's fucking recap, Sue?
That's your fucking shameless man.
Unbelievable.
Oh, another one.
Alan Wake and his life partner went to work in the Atlantic Southeast.
What? What? Of Key Largo. And on that word trip he got kidnapped by a hippie. And so a random
IRS lady thinking he failed to pay his taxes failed to track him down. And then a zoomer had
in the fair with a hobo, which caused the hippie to get wasted. And so Alan ventured through
Keylargo trying to save his tax money and long story short he lost his job.
What?
I was in the go of prophecy story more follow-up than, I'm not having a hard time at all right now.
I don't know how you guys are.
I don't know.
My only question is right now is if this is like real or if he's still in like the dark zone.
So this is wife, she don't know him.
We don't know yet.
We can get to that yet.
We don't know what is wife has been up to you since, but I guess apparently she made a movie
I'm a morial movie. We don't know. Maybe.
Somehow he knows that it's been two years since he's been gone, though.
So I don't know. We could have a firewatch situation on our hands, you know.
Like I said, they're all connected. So every game that we play on the cinema on is all connected.
Oh, there's more spider webs.
Oh, we're back. We're back to the beginning.
Oh, God, birds again.
Oh, hell.
Oh, people!
What's the fuck?
Look at that widow's peak that they fucking got to
Moonlight thank you for the factor one community to get themselves
So we're all wait there's a note over here to you
Somewhere I don't understand why they go away like that's sort of what the fuck what a fucking key
He's untwraped in the darkness.
He has started appearing to me.
Okay, he's trapped.
He can travel back into the world effortlessly,
and he loves to rub my face in it.
At first, he was just an echo in the darkness,
a flicker beyond the edge of my vision.
Now we started showing himself,
getting bolder all the time,
telling me what a great time he's having in the world while I'm stuck here.
And what he plans to do, especially to Alice.
He bugs his wife.
I have left our dangerous and desperate. I have no choice.
Hmm, I'm not gonna hold him.
So, Mr. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Can go back and forth between the darkness and the real world.
So, he goes into the real world. He fucks his wife and then he comes back and he's like,
Yo, Alan, I fuck your wife.
and
now we're getting the answers
I'm a dead man.
There's another note right here.
I don't make friends easily.
I know plenty of people, but I don't let most of them close.
I've known Barry Wheeler ever since we were little boys, with the time of our lives.
I'd get a central, and he'd talk us out of it.
Things haven't changed that much now that we're grown-ups.
He's the most loyal and dependable person I'd ever met, and all the things that count
Anyway, you could call a weasel and you wouldn't be entirely wrong. You could call him a clown and I wouldn't reluctantly agree
But he has never butt me down
He sounds more in love with Barry than his wife
First wife. He's just like well, she helps me right
Holy shit! Where the fuck did that guy go?
He's opening it. I can just keep on locking this for free.
Emma, you're here?
She's alive.
Wow, it is you. I guess all of it really happened.
You remember me?
Kind of. I felt weird all day like I could almost remember a dream I had and then just before sunset I remember the keys
Yeah, I'm going to have to go get those things again
Not all of them. I went out and got them. We're most of them. I felt stupid at first
But then it was getting dark and those things started to show
We're in a timely one of them made off with the battery
It ran into the railroad tunnel
There was no way I was going to follow him in there. Sorry.
It's good you didn't. You should be careful. I mean, really careful.
Yeah, I kind of remember something. Something bad happened to me.
Forget it. It doesn't have to happen again. Okay? Just do what I say.
Yeah, okay. God, this is too weird. Am I going crazy here? Just go get that battery.
For I did stay calm. You're perfectly safe. We're caught in a time loop. That's why this is happening again.
I believe you. God, I feel like I might just lose it any second now. How come you're not freaking out over this?
He has on my personal weird shit a meter, this just doesn't wait.
I know something.
Please.
You're gonna be okay. If you just keep cool.
Okay. Thanks for getting this stuff for me. It's a big help.
I hope so. Are you gonna make everything blow up at the oil field again?
Well, whatever the hell else you might be, at least you're not boring.
Can we get the song again, too?
Damn!
Oh, wait.
Let's go back for the fucking battery, you.
This is different.
You know, they'll see that right.
If she's given me the art, so I make a couple of moves with a couple of drinks, and then
I don't have any.
But I say I have to go to the bathroom first.
Oh, right.
She's got no idea.
Watch this.
This is going to be priceless.
Haha, why?
Oh, nice.
I thought you'd like that.
Are you tense?
If you were tense.
Maybe a bit off.
I had a crappy day.
Really?
Don't worry.
It's really fun.
We're all fast.
Yeah.
Just leave it to us now.
It's just getting good.
What's happening?
Oh!
Oh, man, let's see her!
I'm being with her, man!
Five big rooms.
And they're watching Night Springs as well in the TV while we're in an episode of Night Springs.
It's another page, I think, in here, is it inside here?
There it is.
I hate that they fucking made these like, where you just, I don't understand that you fucking like, but they disappear.
Night Springs doesn't exist.
It's a fictional town from the TV show I used to work on.
It was any place USA.
A place we used as a backdrop for whatever strange story we had that week.
One of the stories I wrote for the show, Involve a man, the champion of light, fighting his evil double, the herald of darkness.
They manned with something I'd written back in the real world, something I had a link to.
A framework I could build on.
I had adapted it into a new story.
The story.
Now he's copying all of himself.
The girl this guy doesn't fucking disguise us.
them. He plagiarizes fucking Thomas fucking Zane and now he's just going back to his
old shit to just rewrite it again. This guy ain't even a creative. He just out here
rehash and his old ship. Oh another one, I don't know.
Around here.
There's so many of these just 50 of them.
Now night springs is an Arizona. Although not for long. It's in Arizona because whatever the town that has become night springs is really called is located near one of the thin
worn places in the world where dreams and reality flow together and life is always a little strange. Perfect analogy for night springs.
I can't return to the real world, I've tried, but I'm operating on Dring Logic, forcing
the door open a crack so I can slip through.
I can enter the strange little town of Pikes brings.
All I did was put in an Arizona for one night.
Hmm, that kind of thing, I guess that's kind of what I predicted earlier.
So he's using the show that he used the work on, he's copying the writing, his old writing,
so that way he can alter that writing,
so he can, I guess, crack through the real world.
Because he can't, because he's still stuck in the darkness.
He's still not creative.
Life is always a little strange.
They knew.
What the hell is this?
Well, this should be perfectly safe.
Oh!
Ew!
Spider.
Now I just need her to charge this up.
a
of
If Alan Lake, when writing this, if he's writing himself into night springs and, like, obviously he changes his clothes finally for the first time, why did he never write himself to have a different pair of clothes in the first game?
and he just kept wearing the same old busky ass,
dirty ass fucking clothes that he literally went into like a lake.
Like three times I think probably like at least three times in the first game.
So he probably was all wet and then naturally like dried off.
So he probably smells like fucking mildew.
to do.
Hahaha like, not one time did he change his clothes.
Ugh.
He can't really write any more.
How you gonna want him to be a fashionista too?
I mean, he's not really- he's just got jeans in a flannel on right now.
I mean, if you can do this much.
Here. Try not to get killed.
Okay. I'm gonna take care of this. Try to stay calm.
Look, what if I just... What if you stay here with me? Please?
I'm sorry, but if I don't deal with this, no one else will.
Yeah, I guess. It's just that this is getting really creepy.
I believe this is real, but I don't understand anything.
I'm getting scared. I can't believe you're so calm.
You're not real. You're not real. You're just a character and a TV share. Look at her.
Like she's a divinous side-eye.
What the fuck guy who looks like me is the reason this is happening.
I caught up with him, but he swept me back here.
I can time.
Yeah, it's a trap. We'll be doing this forever unless I can hurry get out of it.
How are you going to do that?
I'm working on it. I can't prepare, but things got kind of scrambled lie right.
trucking down the things I need.
Yeah, well, feel free to climb back into your delorean or whatever it is you do.
Good one.
That's a reference, guys.
It's a time reference.
Just so...
Paging this room here.
the
way after we get the fucking easy and I guess I'm assuming
this one right down the table and I can't get it because I don't have a keys again
think we have to go destroy this again first
I hope it plays the same exact thing again
the fucking like satellite coming down it's like
damn it
ah
Get outta here, birds
but the fuck was he jumping in
Are the people scratches killing also fake?
I would believe that they would get there just as a part of the story I guess and he's
because if this is a part of the night springs episode then it's not necessarily
real question mark so he's just going around killing everybody and he's just
I'm just like fucking with...
Ow, I'm assuming he's just fucking with Alan's writing.
Do you see that? That guy like teapoters with the last second there.
Here we go again. I'd have to get ready to run.
But XBD should 33 totals that they have feelings too?
Yeah, but I don't care.
I mean for all we know they're meant to die, you know, they might be meant to die.
as they were written honestly I mean if anything you should be upset with Alan
Wake I mean he's the one that's right in him like this maybe he's right in
that everybody is okay but then maybe Mr. like Joseph I guess I don't know
I think they're meant to be dead.
The same scene.
SINEMU
Now we do the same run again.
HAHAHAHA
No, you ruined it!
Take Burley Firefighters, fucking ruined it.
Get away from me!
Oh!
Eat trouble, better hurry.
Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam!
Come on!
Come on, hey!
This is not fast, man!
Nothing!
the
ocean
I
Oh, you know
It's okay, it's safe now.
I'm gonna need those keys to the diner now.
There's a motel key there that I had up again.
Oh hey, you don't have to do that.
I have the motel master key.
I work for the same company, you know.
What's at the motel?
Well, there's a dead guy.
He's got to get into the Mount Red Tooth of Observatory.
That's awful. Hey, um, you wanted to know about the guy who looked like you didn't
Well, it's time you said he had a party and what you didn't go. I
No, that's not true. I
Did go. It was really great at first and then I
Didn't see it myself, but I hear he turned nasty. He heard a bunch of guys pretty bad, and there was this girl
He she died
but I didn't hear about that until afterwards. I thought that he was so charming.
And then he went to the diner.
That's right. I wasn't involved. I wasn't involved with that at all.
He killed a bunch of guys and then one woman.
I need to check out these motel lobes. In the meantime, you stay here, okay?
I'm serious. Keep the lights on and stay here.
Yeah, okay. You got it. I sure hope you're right about this.
You're gonna stay here this time, right?
Is the last time I didn't and that thing whatever it has happened to me?
Yeah, I don't want you to get hurt again.
Oh, where I am going to stay quiet.
I don't remember what happened exactly, but I learned my lesson.
Good.
This is the scratch, this is the side being too much.
I don't think that much of you went out and got those things from me.
I think you can be okay.
Let's hope you're right.
Now I can probably go into the room.
Oh God.
I immediately after I left.
Well, rip.
Damn it.
I can get this bait for the aleness and berry.
My wife and my best friend.
my wife. He's only the two most important people in my life and they've never really gotten along with each other.
I suppose both of them resent the others' intrusions into what they considered their domain.
After I was gone, they maintained an uneasy truce.
My book, Steeden Print, still selling, a licensing machine churned away. She was my wife and controlled the intellectual property.
He was my agent and took care of the business. I wish they found more common ground than that.
So, okay, I still publish, I publish it on that.
He's saying, my book stayed in print for sure, absolutely.
Still selling, though?
Hmm, I don't know about that.
I mean, he was best selling once upon a time,
but I think that's just kind of fizzled out,
which is why they took the vacation in the first place
in the first game.
I mean, I don't think he was making a lot of fucking money off
of all for those anymore, but I mean,
I guess I could be wrong.
They sell more rain's gone missing that's true actually you make a good point
Once people found out that he was missing. They're like oh my god Alan Wake the guy that went missing
I got to go read his book so that that probably did bump up sales a little bit
Yeah
It's too bad they don't know that he's
washed super washed
It's said that nobody knows what the future might bring, but for this man, it's no longer
entirely true.
A weaker man might simply give up, but the champion of life is expert on destiny.
They meant sometimes the puppet and puppeteer can be one and the same.
In the last book was very witnessing. I thought the last book was very killed. Alex Casey off or whatever, or Max Payne!
Mount Red Juice. It's toppled with man-made eyes that stare into the endless depths of space.
Tonight, the champion of Light will depend on them to pick out a message from the ether.
Because that was his cash cow.
It was just writing Max Payne.
And then when that, when that cow, like dried up, he was like,
I'm going to do something new.
The man that could remember is the patterns.
He knows that he needs the missing part for the telescope.
I better find Dr. Meto's car. That's where the camera should be.
That happened before.
Is that it?
No.
first novel.
There it is.
Such a miserable, Alex Casey, whose entire life was a wound that never healed.
The book sold as fast as they hit the shelves.
I wrote five more Alex Casey books and they all were best sellers.
I became rich.
I became famous.
It's a success brought pressure and I didn't handle it very well.
There's another one over here, question mark.
It's like behind this thing, I think.
When Dr. Rachel Meadows got the call from Michael, telling her to hurry to the observatory,
she didn't waste any time.
It had been a nice party, she'd had a good time, but her social life would always play second
fiddle to the mysteries of space.
Michael never showed up, of course.
He pulled over at the wrong rest, though.
She never even thought about him at the time.
The phenomenon in the sky above her was too fascinating.
Michael was dead.
to
it's a bit of the ad like stuff like there's like spritz there's like pages like that that are like
current and then there's so many that are like recapping
What we already know from the first one
Oh, do I have enough for this now? What is this? Oh?
Is that better than the carbine? Probably not. I
Try though. You got it from the first one
There's a thing get you
sorry. I've seen the enemy, and it's me. I faced dark horrors before things that
live in the unimaginable pressures of the world beyond our own. Sometimes they masquerade
as humans. That's what ultimate lords and side masters. He's ever been spirited tabloid story
about me, an evil caricature, a creature formed in that vague territory of misconceptions,
have troops in the dark imagination of people who heard a story about me.
An urban legend made flesh, a serial killer, my dark half, brought to life by the power of
of Caldron Lake, my door passenger.
Oh, there's an early name.
There are places where our world is born thin,
and another reality brushes against ours.
One such site is Caldron Lake near Bright Falls, Washington,
but there are others.
Now there's other reality is dark, vast and malleable, always in flux.
In its depths, the wild vast forces and alien energies, they're dangerous.
But in one of these places, if you know how, you can channel the power of that place
and use it to shape reality.
That's stupid.
We never knew about this one place, but now that we know about this one place, now
There are many places like it.
So now we can just do it wherever the fuck we want.
Doesn't even need to just be that lake.
It could be wherever the fuck.
Ha!
Is there another one up here?
See it right here?
To the crack?
The darkness rose from the depths of Calderan Lake and took Alice.
It needed words.
It needed me to write its way into our world.
She was leverage, a hostage.
I complied, but with a twist.
I put in a loophole that gave me a chance to fight back.
I was haunted by shadowy enemies, but I faced the darkness.
I fought it with light.
I drove it back.
I saved Alice, but I came with a cost.
I was trapped in the dark place below, Colt and Lake well there you go, that's that's a pretty good recap of the first game. I guess that's that that's the whole fur that's the whole first game in a nutshell right there
Just didn't really mention any of the specifics
Pretty much
my recap was in there
yeah I'm sure it was
I can't get up
Fuck you, bird man.
Need more question marks on the map, eh?
I need more lore.
I'll see you in here, man.
There's one.
Is that it?
And outside, then I get this one here, I definitely looted this stuff.
Stories come naturally to us.
We can't help it.
There are many different worlds, many competing realities within our heads, fueled by books,
of vision even barely remembered childhood tales.
There's an endless supply of fictional concepts more familiar to us than anything or anyone
real.
We have a far greater connection to the fictional characters we know and love than the random
people we pass on the street.
Our destinies and inspirations are shaped by lies, myths and fables.
I'm going to talk to myself up here, talking up writers and talking to the other people.
I'll... I'll... I'll not be talking.
Thanks.
Take just fast forward the fucking dialogue.
It's you. Wait, it isn't you. Okay, come in.
I know what you're thinking.
Evil twin supernatural powers.
But most of the time.
Shrimp check. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not shrimp.
I want you to understand that.
What's he not there?
Need to get your hands dirty?
About batteries, and moving parts, just physics.
That's technology you can depend on.
It's a classic.
Speaking of classics, you need to be careful with this one though.
If the victim suddenly twists, you might end up counting yourself.
It's not really a war course, but I'm a sucker for this style.
Now, this is more like it, it got slip-resistant grip, believe me, you really want that
traction on your wrist deep and somebody.
Hmm.
The blade stiffen up so I won't open my accent in your pocket, but still really easy to open
with just one hand.
Now that's a big thing for me.
Showing his body in the collection.
Ha ha ha.
Too heavy.
First.
Sometimes you just need the extra.
Oh.
If you're talking intimidation, this is gonna do the job.
Also great for dismemberings and whatnot.
You know, the message out.
What about the hands on?
things of McGivern with this stuff.
Okay, now, guns. Not a big fan.
I mean, how are you supposed to really connect with somebody with a bullet?
I want you to understand that.
I take pride in what I do.
We can't bulk be worthless, Hacks, can we?
oh
Damn he said that and it's true
We have to fight again
I have the replacement part for your telescope doctor
is that count as a self burn if it's your evil top again it's like the I would say it's like the
the bottom of the situation I think is still what I'm going with you
Maybe in two, in Alan Week 2, they'll recombine together and then they'll become super
Alan Way.
Start it off, yeah.
To problem with the cool and system.
Yes, that's right.
I remember, or I get anything.
If there's sabotaging it,
don't we have a private clue in the inside?
If you can search in the ring,
which should be right for you to get up the signal.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Why are you here, isn't it?
Oh, yes it is.
I'll take care of it.
If you want to right here, I see it.
If you have the time, I'd appreciate if you came up here
and explained a few things.
All of this is very strange to me.
No.
Still don't have enough!
The taking may well be the tool the darkness favors over any other.
At some point, they used to be human, but whatever humanity once had is long gone.
just shells covered and filled by darkness. The taking Mr. Theros at me are more
grotesque and varied than the ones I first encountered in bright falls. But I know
how to deal with them. I'd be lying if I said they don't frighten me. But I've
survived worse. I can't let them stop me. Okay, so again, if they were, if they
used to be human, I said that's like a, that's a question I had in the first game.
If they used to be human, these, you know, big, girthy, hairy fucking confident men, some of them, it says like,
Sheriff on the back of their fucking jackets and shit like that. Would they not be, are they not cops? Are they fire fighters? Are the firefighters missing? Like, why are they, why are they girthy men?
I don't understand. Why is the darkness picking that? They could pick whatever they want.
Why not? I mean, I guess why not. I just, I don't know. Just would like to know like what, like why exactly look like why exactly is that a cop right there?
I mean some kind of park ranger
Dude no girls
There's like farmers and shit like this what the fuck
There's a firefighter.
Fucking blasted him.
Allen's a writer. He fantasized about working with his hands. So the darkness is creating
or the darkness is overtaking a bunch of people, that you don't work, their occupation is working with their hands.
Like those like the countless hands, rough hands.
is it a dark place that it's a imaginary people no did you just see see what the thing said
the note just said that they used to be real people
and
yes, they're in what does
real people in the story not actual people
That wouldn't make any sense though because in the first one they were like what was happening was actually happening
It was just that Alan just rewrote it to just like undo itself by the end
It's not I don't think this is a case of like none of this ever happened
I don't think this is one of those stories
it's okay, it only is not only a drink, it's definitely not only a drink
real people getting sucked into the darkness I think it's real people that are getting
taking over by the darkness.
But Allen is like, Alan was writing it.
Like, he was like saving them with the writing basically.
So he unbited it and then he like rewrote it basically.
But the lady black was like basically the point the point is that I'm
like the lady black shows like girthy, hairy, confident lumberjacks to take over for why, you know?
Now we got her out of there because we we filled her up with light.
So she's technically gone, but the darkness isn't necessarily gone. So the darkness is kind of now influencing Alan Wakes writing.
So now if this is Alan Wakes writing that's being influenced by the darkness, why is he choosing
girthy, confident, hairy firefires? Or maybe it's the darkness still that's doing it through
him, so maybe she's still choosing, and up, there's got to be a reason for it.
You know what I mean like I feel like, like if when Remedy's sitting here like
Concepting out when the concept artists are concepting out the basic enemies of the game
Somebody surely had to be like listen. I want them to look like lumberjacks like I need them
They need to look like lumberjacks because they you know they need to look like it leaves a look like a Russian in a
and a track seat.
It needs to like, like,
there's something, there's something missing there.
There's something missing there.
She's choosing occupation with a lot of physical strength
to overpower Alan.
But like Alan uses a gun, so it doesn't matter.
She thinks all, so yes, it's occupations
where they work with their hands.
Or they say they have to be like,
It is the natural strength level to them that they have to have.
And these are people in the setting of the story.
There has been, there hasn't been any firefighter like,
there's no fire station or anything like that in this one.
So I don't even, they expanded on things and they added firefighters,
but there hasn't, but there hasn't, we haven't been taking to a location for fire fighting.
Firefighting, or any of that.
Yes, I don't think it's quite the same thing we had in the last time.
Or spiders.
Or bird men.
We take them out.
I'm afraid not.
Take a look at yourself.
I'm printing out a hard copy now.
I'd like to ask you a question or two before that, though.
If you don't mind.
No.
What's on your mind, Doctor?
Most people would find these events extremely disturbing.
Provided that they survive these creatures.
these creatures that is,
used to be quite a depth of dealing with the situation.
Why is that?
Yes, I was involved in, it's a complex story.
I was in this small town and a horrible thing from another dimension,
kidnapped my wife and manipulated me into writing this horror story
that came true.
I learned to fight it with light,
and I managed to contain it and free my wife,
but I was trapped in its world.
That's a recap of one.
Yes.
Absolutely.
There you go.
I'm used to reality.
That's Seasery capsule you guys have gotten from the game itself now.
It's not exactly like this, but close enough for a good while now.
Of course, I have certain advantages.
Did I get it?
Is there anything else?
What did you mean when you said you have a thumb to just...
That the risk of sounding like a lunatic.
Reality is much more fluid than people think.
It can be influenced.
I didn't take you for a mystic.
I'm not. I'm a writer.
You write reality. Change things.
What's absurd?
What it works.
Assuming I believe this, why don't you simply, I don't know, write yourself some superpowers.
Oh, not quite that simple. Why not?
I need to follow certain laws of drama, I suppose.
Why do you think about consistency and symbolism?
Often what you write isn't anywhere near as important as what you imply.
But lots of drama.
You really believe in this?
Don't look at me like that. You experience some of this yourself.
I will gladly admit that something exceedingly strange is going on.
But this idea that you somehow altering reality with your writing is ridiculous.
You're essentially saying you're controlling my actions.
Leading aside the rational arguments against this, what keeps you the right?
Well, it's more like having a destiny.
A path you're on. You're not aware of it, but there it is. If somebody
changes it, what difference does it make? It's whatever you write or
does. If you write something that affects one of the characters, they don't really
know about that. I'm not a character. You're saying that it's all right to take
advantage if someone if they aren't aware of it. Oh, look. Oh, that was that if
you're genuinely making all your own decisions, and those decisions lead to
whatever destiny you have, what practical difference does it make? I
I suppose that depends on whether our destinies are determined by things like physics and probabilities, or natural reality, which is presumably neutral and impartial, or by some kind of an intelligence.
If it's the latter, that intelligence makes choices based on some criteria.
If we suffer as a result of those choices, there's a moral and ethical element involved.
But he's not neutral, though.
He's the champion of the light.
You're taking this very well. I thought you'd be angry.
It's supposed I would be if I thought you could actually do this.
This is why I feel like the story. I feel like the story is like the the the the bright falls are whatever like the condensed small town like was like perfect for the story.
Like branching out into the world and like everything beyond like now it's like every character he interacts with is just like that's just ridiculous.
So, again, why the fuck should I care that we're saving the world, don't you know that?
Another printout, another signal fragment.
The message is still not complete, but it's another piece of the weapon he has built against his adversary.
New words in a piece of paper, but in the right hands they will hold back the darkness.
Hmm. Good thing they reel it into, yeah, I feel like trying to go to like a world scale
isn't real, it's just more comedic, I think than anything, it's like, what do you mean?
That's ridiculous, you can't just write my actions like that.
He just came to the drive-in, it did not end well.
He hopes to avoid that fake this time.
He hopes that what he has brought with him to this place is enough.
Oh, like cut, a fair amount of food.
So...
Hey, bro.
It's just a paper over here.
Well, it's on the other side, Captain.
So we're going to probably add our money to that.
But I'm going to need that key so I can get the power back on.
Uh, yeah, I should stand you sore all over again.
How come I never knew it was this easy to be a bad girl?
Oh my god!
To change the world you must craft a blueprint for the new reality.
Any work of art will do, as long as it's a genuine act of creation.
That's what the energies of the dark place respond to.
The results may be subtle and perplexing, or far-ranging and momentous.
My area of expertise, the written word, gives much more precise results than music or
interpretive dancewood, for instance.
Oh, but words can be extremely dangerous.
What you define may become reality, but so can that what you imply even if you don't
realize you're doing so.
And you're still an asshole, bro.
You're saying that being a writer is better than being a musician or like, you know, a
dancer.
because you could change the world as a writer,
you can't change the world as a musician
or an interpretive dance dancer.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Also, these rules for changing the world
and for all of the writing is getting kind of crazy.
You have to have a blueprint.
The blueprint has to come from a genuine act of creation.
But then he also has to have that creation happen in a place that's similar to the lake that has the powers and it's not just the lake anymore
It's now more places than just the lake
But when all these stars align, you can change the world
As long as you're a writer, of course, if you do anything else, then you don't matter.
You can.
I'm really just here to get the keys so I can get the power back on.
You want to hold me down?
Whoa!
I mean, like that.
Whoa!
Yeah, I'll just grab the keys.
I could be like their wife, little wifey, waiting at home for her happy, or you could be the male man, or the neighbor.
I'm already married this son who isn't crazy, Max.
Oh!
You don't like those games.
You may not be back. I have the access code to the move already, so once the power is on,
You should totally come see me. We could have fun. You know, we'll see how it goes.
You should sit down or something. Try to stay calm.
I don't want to be calm. I want to be nasty. I want to be nasty with you.
Yeah. Okay. Anything you want.
Oh my god. You can use my money.
Let's not even go there. Oh my god.
I remember more, but I guess that was too much to ask.
Didn't he write this? I think that might have, that's probably Mr.
That influence that, you know, he's kinky like that.
the weather, but I see we have a cooler. Hey, you're on the air with it. What's up?
Hey, how are you, Tricky? You talked about paint before. Do you think you want to battle a lot?
No, it'll not be honest, but I'll take it you do. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
And it conclusions you care to share and Ricky. Well, we've passed me well, right? That's in the Bible
and everything. Yeah, all right, you're so free. Hallelujah. I'm all right. I mean, if we can do what we want,
I mean, you don't know what's going to happen next, so there's no fate, there's just people doing stuff.
Well, I don't know, Ricky McCall, I suppose you have considered the possibility that we're all here in the service of a greater purpose
in God very sensible to us, and then what we take to be freedom is nothing more than the move of a pawn.
Whoa!
some cosmic chessboard.
It's changing the voice.
It's just an only for their entertainment.
Or perhaps we're just a test of revolutions of actual events that can happen elsewhere.
Could it be that such a life in night springs?
Such is life.
and
the
such as our calling such as our writing as it is written
see any move
what do you mean we don't have 30 there's no way I have to have 30
Got four and and 12 and 12
I've ever ran out the fucking live through this shit again anyway
There's probably three loops. There's only it's always the rule three
I'm going the round, I'm going the long way around.
Uh
Like what's this what's this guy's occupation? I think the fuck he's just like a dude in overalls. I don't
And you know who the fuck back to like what is he?
Is that his wife I want to talk about Alice why
My wife
I'm just about to say that.
Don't worry, you're not going to treat her like the others.
She's special.
The water from dead should be at the end of the round for a while now.
I'm sorry to tell you that.
I'm sorry.
What are you looking for?
She's that good.
Did you know that I've gone away from you?
Well, that's similar.
She's seen me a couple times, you know.
I've learned her catch, who I'm says.
She thinks she's imagining things of course.
Fuck my life.
your dead. You might as well be. I mean even if you manage to keep surviving, you'll be in my
trap forever. So I'll go to her. It'll be an amazing moment. Oh my God, you're alive. I'll be the
I do it loving husband for as long as I can stand it.
She'll love it.
And then one day somehow it'll happen.
Maybe I'll slip up, she spots something,
or maybe she just starts running around.
And then I'll do it.
It's going to be sweet.
That's not a wife.
No, that's my wife, man.
Why wife?
Our wife!
Both of our wife!
Oh, there's one.
It's obvious that for all his power, Mr. Sarker is an agent of another greater being.
The dark place he came from is full of terrible alien intelligences, dark presences,
and none of them should be let loose in our world.
He serves one of them.
He'll open the way for them if I don't stop him.
But he'll do more.
He'll take over my life.
He already has my face.
He already uses my name.
He'll become Alan Waken every way imaginable and corrupt everything.
And must I can stop him?
I get and save the world.
There he is!
We'll go ahead and keep running for all the good enough, yep
Ow!
What's fucking kill me?
Ooh, we could get the assault rifle now. I don't know if I wanted the kind of like the hunting rifle.
Yeah, no, I'm doing it.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah!
That look pretty disgusting.
There's one.
I think about you on the inside outside?
Inside outside?
Outside.
But I think there's also one on the inside.
and
any more
more
I should probably do up over here.
What if we go, oh, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
The dark place is utterly hostile to human life.
It eats in your mind, once you succumb to madness.
Your own thoughts can turn against you.
Every shadow conceals a threat that attacks at the slightest sign of weakness.
Your under endless assault every day is a struggle for survival.
But I've learned to take care of myself.
I focus on Alice, our life together.
My need to be wither, that takes me a long way in the dark place.
as long as I had my gun and the flashlight.
Sure, Bud.
For Serena Valdevia, burning the midnight oil
was more of an exception than a rule.
procrastinator and perfectionist. She often worked when she wouldn't be disturbed.
Tonight was especially important. The film festival would open tomorrow and there was still so much
to sort out. It wasn't that the war hadn't been done. She just didn't feel like she had
completely mastered everything yet. Was that the chick back at the spot there? Like the one
that was like going, you know. You know what I mean? Is that the
Is it a give us some background lore?
What was the combo again? I don't even remember I think it was
I think it was just like the last two first two last two
the
I really don't understand what the pattern is for these people.
is
one is the fucking what I might even look in the that
like
This is no way that was the same pattern as before. It was just a middle one
Not the spiders
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I'm getting body block by the fucking spider!
Something...
Something big behind me?
The fuck is the way out?
There's my sucks.
If you die, you lose. If you quit, you lose.
If you make it to the end of the loop, you still lose.
Fucker.
Good early men.
Good.
Ffinger. That's the same video again. I could have asked you the shit.
Oh!
Now the founds are over here.
Oh, there's one other way out here, what the fuck?
Is there also one other way out here?
I created the weapon that can put an end to this, a blueprint to a new reality.
All I have to do is survive long enough to use it.
My arrival from the dark place will be painful and difficult.
These pages may be lost.
But one way or another, I'll send the parts I really need to myself.
If I make it outside, I have a chance.
Mr. Schroer is more powerful than I am, but he can't change the rules in the middle of the game.
He's not a creator. I am.
How do you know that?
Why can't Mr. Schroer?
Like, why can't he create, too?
Who says that he can't create?
What if he wants to take up writing as well?
What's the problem?
The trap Mr. Set for me is as simple as it is impossible. Whenever I reach him, he sends
me back to the beginning of the maze. It's a loop and time. He's an interpretive dancer.
There's a brutal genius to it. If I die, it's over for me. If I survive, I end up where
I started. Sooner or later, the odds will catch up with me. And in the meantime, he gets
to toy with me. But that's why I have a chance. He's caught in this pattern just as much as I am.
I know where he'll be, and I prepared.
But good.
Oh!
I hear the bitter fatter's
The champion of light knows that the time it's same as about to end, at least for him.
He can feel the dead end rushing towards him, but there is time to act, incomplete or
not.
He has the weapon.
I don't have the whole thing, but maybe it's a lot.
And then we lose.
What does this have to do with this?
Is that supposed to be on there as well?
that's just a part of that's just a game
There's the guy, there's the guy!
Whoa!
What's that again?
You're trying to be killed, aren't you?
One more loot, probably.
It's a waste of time, buddy.
You should just lie down in time.
Let me take on it.
This is the only thing you've got to come into.
From here, join turning in no matter how many times you come back.
I'm gonna do that again.
Time folds back on itself.
Again, his sense is screeching.
I'm here to bargain with his assholes.
I'm here to rob him!
But the champion of light endures.
Each time he gets a little closer, each time under the detail falls into place.
Now, the transports against the herald of darkness.
In bright falls, I was constantly under attack by birds that were more shadowed in flesh and feathers.
But this is an evolution. Some of the taken were actually capable of turning into a flock of birds to escape my attacks
attacks and turning back into human form to make surprise attacks.
That's stupid.
That's how they explain the bird man.
Oh, the fuck.
Damn, I've had 10 flare guns and I haven't used like any of them.
Oh, there's one over here.
Somewhere, uh, here it is.
Oh, what the fuck?
He's gonna know head? Oh wait, no, he does that.
Oh my god, you can't say that!
That's the biggest, the most burly man!
Damn it, he was kind of a scrub.
you
You should kill this one again.
GAMING THE Andersen's into the recording studio was a struggle and a half, but once
they actually picked up the instruments, something happened.
They were two old men, and they weren't.
They were dottering bags of bone, and they were barely contained power, and there was
some music.
Barry wrote this hands together.
He knew how to pick a winner.
Now all they needed was some direction on how to make things a little more modern.
Barry had never produced a thing in his life, but he knew what he liked.
He knew Balanced Lays the Demon was going to be a hit.
So, hey, so even though it's been proven that the old deeds have, like, miscellaneous
serious crazy powers because they used the lake water for their moonshine and obviously
they felt the darkness before. Alan Wake still says that like being a musician isn't
as strong as being a writer. What an asshole. The two old guys were fighting the
The darkness will be for him and he still writes them off.
Unbelievable.
Oh,
oh,
again.
Thanks for saving me again. I hate to die before I'm scheduled to be murdered.
I guess I have you to thank for setting everything up at the oil, Derek.
Yeah, well I figured that if we were going to go over this again, we might as well try to be smart about it, huh?
I appreciate it. You took a big chance doing that. Are you okay?
Hey, you explained to the big, burly, man of different professions?
I remember everything.
I just don't want to kill anyone that isn't a writer.
I don't know what happened.
It's not your fault. I think one of those, what did you call them?
The takers? I think they did something to the power, and they got me that way.
I'm sorry.
I got the keys from the dead guy in that room.
And I'm not handing them over until you do something about this. I'm sick of getting killed.
Fair enough.
I seem calm now.
I tried freaking out, didn't it do much good for me?
I guess you get used to the craziest stuff.
That's like figured I'd take the edge off, you know.
Those herbal supplements are pretty good, huh?
Oh, yeah.
herbal supplements.
One is to try to explain things to you now, since you're calmer, but maybe this isn't the best time after all.
Oh shit, yeah.
Better not get all metaphysical on me now.
Seriously?
I'm like two sentences away from thinking how we can all be like atoms and gods scan or something.
The figments of somebody's imagination?
Um...
Wow.
Um...
I'm just gonna try to chill out.
I'm not thinking about that.
We're getting murdered or anything.
If you're cool with that.
That's ya.
Heh!
I think there's a page out here real quick.
Fuck.
She's not gonna give me the keys!
Fuck!
Give me the keys!
got damn you
I think I have to I guess I have to secure the box first
the fuck is this that
oh TV
So I've been thinking about Barry, I don't know what to do with that, I mean, I'm not going to keep it around, that's for sure.
Ow! Ow!
Oh, a little parasite.
Your best friend.
Really? That's the best you can do.
I actually can't alike to get eye.
He's a plucky little buddy bull.
He plays the clown that's a heart road to take.
I don't need him speaking his back face in my business.
Oh my god.
Did you know he's been hanging out with the share from that shitty little town?
Then keep in touch.
Well, there's about the only guy who insists that you're not dead.
How about that?
I might keep my life for a while.
Just to see him go to pieces when I fire his ass.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
like he already made a lot of money though even if you fire and he's got what is 15%
what if he has it in his contract and perpetuity you know what I'm saying I mean
Emma wasn't sure exactly when the man arrived at the motel
but from what she could tell the party started almost immediately
it was infectious spreading from one room to another he was material
almost as if he was flickering through the scene telling a joke here
Throwing an insult there, oozing sex and violence and excitement.
Oh, she all seems in like this before.
He looked at her and smiled, and she felt her heart flood or a little.
She knew he was the kind of man mothers wore in their daughters about,
but she told herself that it didn't matter.
He's using sex and violence.
That goddamn key.
Okay, I really don't think they can get to the power now.
Thank you. That's a relief.
Um, here's the keys that you need it.
Thank you.
Hey, I have to tell you, at the diner, I went there with him, the guy who looks like you.
Okay, I know I said that I didn't.
Yeah, I figured.
Want to talk about what happened at the diner?
There was this guy from the observatory,
and he just attacked the port dude.
A smashed his face into the table top of bunch of times. It was horrible.
I, I didn't know that he was gonna do that. I swear. And I just ran. I just left him there. I didn't even try to help.
It was nothing you could have done. It's not your fault.
Well, he's dead in that motel room now, so excuse me if I feel pretty shitty about it anyway.
Shouldn't blame yourself.
I just didn't want to get involved. I have this tendency to just drop everything in one.
I don't think I'm a bad person, but I did and even call the cops.
I'm such a coward.
If you'd called the cops, we'd have dead cops.
He's not human. Do you understand? It's not your fault.
But I could have tried to stop him.
Leave me. If you had, you'd be dead.
You seem to be doing the little better now.
Yeah, I guess it just got easier once I got this thing off my chest.
I just feel so guilty about it, especially because I didn't pick up on any of the warnings
and eat the warning signs.
I just really liked hanging out with him, you know?
He was smart and charming and funny and hot.
The way you could be, I guess.
Yes.
What the deal with this guy anyway?
He looks like you, he...
The way you could be!
Why does he do this stuff?
I'm not sure myself.
Maybe he's just evil or my dark half.
He goes a lot of this stuff I'm trying really hard to get away from.
Things that just messed up my life.
I guess all of those murders don't help either.
Yeah, if you do without the murders in the end of the world.
Yeah.
Or just, I need to get going.
Yeah, go.
I think I'm good now.
I hope.
Good luck.
Then all goes well.
Maybe this is the last time we meet like this.
God, I wouldn't that be great.
It's killed again.
It's on, okay?
Damn.
So he backed on.
three three three ladies that we know of
Can you carry it in the back?
In the back
hold myself out of bed before and just so I could record an interview for your pleasure.
And y'all, as I'm sure you all know, the annual night springs visual art shows coming around again,
and that's a big deal for all of us that are in the culture business.
If you can call the business, that's a little bit of a personal note.
That's okay.
Money makes the world go around.
No doubt about it.
And that's one of my guests here at Studio.
It's a renauval duty.
That's her!
And he's in charge of the NSBA film business.
Hell, this year, the old night springs drive in the theater.
Hello, Eddie.
It's great to be here.
And let me just say that it's a wonderful venue.
Absolutely.
And whether it is one of the filmmakers,
somebody who's actually primarily known as a renowned photographer, Alice Wake.
Oh, Alice.
Alice.
Oh, you're very impressive.
I'm a wife.
I'm a photographer.
Oh, thank you.
You've gained quite a bit of fame as a photographer,
but that's not why you're here, right?
You actually have a film.
That's something surprising.
For me too.
I really wouldn't be here at all,
like the Orn for Serena.
So you two were friends, I take it?
Yeah, we move in the same circle.
My wife.
About a year ago.
I heard about all this, but a huge shot.
And I got to see some of it.
And then it's a bit pestering her about actually putting it out there.
Because it was really good.
I didn't really want to show it.
It felt too personal.
Well, yes, I understand.
It's a bit your husband.
And he's, um, well,
Dead
She pulled the fire watch on him. She pulled the fire watch on him
She pulled the fire watch on him. What the hell?
I can't believe this.
My wife.
I'll fuck you get in here.
There's a page in there and there's like no way to get in there.
Oh, never mind, there's stairs here.
I've seen the darkness twist flesh and a new shape before, but encountering these giants
is an extremely disturbing experience.
It's as if the genre has been switched on me.
There's something out of pulp fiction.
Twice as tall as normal men and stronger than fortlifts.
Their lumbering gate and slow-witted demeanor brings to mind some kind of mean-spirited
caricature of a feeble-minded hillbilly.
Lumbering geat lumbering geat. What is their lumbering geat? Big lumbering. Slow-witted, hairy, confident, men.
the way they walk
one day they lumbered when they walked
i mean i killed them pretty quick so i couldn't i mean i'm really
observed the way you walked
he just seemed like he held the fucking like weapon above his head
and that was that
The fate of countless individuals hangs in the balance, threatened by the machinations
of the herald of darkness, and yet, for a moment, the champion of light, breathes a little
easier.
In the name of, he has saved one life.
For this moment, it is enough, and soon, perhaps, he can put an end to this.
We're like two segments left, I'm assuming, if we have to go through each loop like one
more time, returning to the observatory for what he hopes is that
The final time, the man feels anticipation and dread in equal measure.
Soon he knows he will have what he needs.
What is it that I need?
Hello.
I was expecting you.
What?
For a second to have the dinner dinner is, but you should still look into securing the primary
current flow.
With some luck he may be able to light the air in the before each thing he can show up.
Let me in!
Oh! I hope they showed up already.
Is that not open before?
Oh god!
Excuse me.
I think we're ready to look into the sky.
Let me go the long way now.
Oh, there he is!
I want to watch how he lumbar's.
Can he seems to walk pretty normal to be honest?
Oh, it seemed like he's lumbering it all.
Damn, he fucking ate that.
What the fuck?
Why is he taking so many of these?
I guess the fucking uh...
the flare guns not like as strong as it was in the first one.
I showed that a bias!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in.
Haha!
This is what you look like.
Does that bother you?
I bet does.
Now, I'm not just wearing your face, you know.
It goes a lot deeper than that.
There's a lie you and me, all the best notes.
At first, I was just an idea, but I kept telling all those stories about you.
You already had that rep, and then you disappeared mysteriously.
And then the story is about crazy island we've taken true.
And here I am.
That's the best part, isn't it?
When that happens, you can always count on culture and lake.
Conscious is real, as you are.
And I'm the improved version.
No fears, no doubt, no weaknesses, no self-deception here.
I don't let anything drag me down.
I know you like I know myself.
I know I'd bother you that I'm like this.
I use your name, cruel my way into your life.
But let me do it because I'm better at being you than you ever were.
Okay.
Here's your Japanese.
I'm wondering if Mr.
I'm still like, it's still Barbara McJagger but she's like, she didn't actually die and she's just like, I fucking don't just look like it now instead.
Oh no!
What is this music now?
of
a
I think he's done already, I don't know where the fuck I'll never mind.
Oh, wow!
What a transition!
I must be seeing this, don't we need to be finding all the business in my service?
That's just rude. Are you alright?
I'm glad. I'll send a list down to you.
I remember our previous encounters very clearly now, but just for today.
If this really isn't in time, it never will.
I don't know why all of this is what is really fascinating.
You know, I know businesses who did 15 years of their lives for a charged experience, something like this.
I'd imagine that being stuck by horrible axioms would curb their enthusiasm a little.
Really, you've never met hardcore businesses.
That's a reference.
That's a larger and such good experience.
But, signal, yes, it's completed.
Finally.
If all goes well, they should be the last time we'd go through the loop.
You know, I just realize that I don't have any memory of what happens after you leave.
What is that mean?
I don't think it means anything.
If everything goes well, you just keep going.
I don't show up here like this again.
What's your bad guys?
Things go back to normal.
That's who you're right.
It means her only purpose is this in the story, and other than this, she has no purpose.
She doesn't exist past the smoke.
The delusion, at least my first psychotic episode, is anything but boring, really missed
away at the end of the day, I'm a scientist, I love mysteries, I love not knowing, whatever
else this might be, it's absolutely fascinating.
I wonder how far this reaches, is everybody in the world experiencing this?
Who knows, I think reality's probably pretty fragile right now.
Dr. I can see you're very enthusiastic about this, I'd appreciate a period of discretion.
Are you suggesting that we should suppress this?
No.
You can do what you like, but I want you to leave me out of it.
Surely, with the things you know, the things you've experienced,
you can't locate any of these results.
We could...
Let me be blunt.
If you drag me into this, I'll deny everything.
I'll lie like my life depended on it.
And writers are damn good liars.
Board of advice.
This is things man was not meant to know territory.
You get into this?
Chances are, you'll open up a door and you'll warn the purge.
Believe me, I know.
I see.
Let me shut the fuck up.
Or else.
In a strange way, he feels it is.
He is armed with his own words.
And when the time comes,
they will be enough,
or they will not.
For now,
he's content to let the currents take him toward
the final confrontation.
Final confrontation.
With Mr.
Subtune any words more.
No, she doesn't exist.
Pass that point.
Her story is over.
the absurdity of arming oneself with a few sentences and standing against a power that
can pierce time itself. He doesn't show it. The man has his share of weaknesses, perhaps
more. But cowardice is not a London.
the
story and to the
like expedition you know except
instead it's instead of you have a moral dilemma between if the characters can feel or anything like that they're basically all just props for Alan Wake
because he's the writer
and nothing else matters
out of their scene and it's end scene, it's surely end scene for them. They don't exist anymore.
I hate this fucking power flampoir.
I said power point, I said power point.
Wait, our plant?
Stop hitting the thing, I'm hitting the thing!
I still don't understand this, cousin.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at here that like it looks like it's it's like the third one is lit up there
Now it's still the third one that's lit up there. I don't know if I'm looking at those like lights down or down there
Like that the fuck out of that look again
Whatever
I don't fucking though
of
a
I
All we are over these shit
Oh, good
Yeah, did something as long as it's like fucking
Cuz I thought like the first one I did like the first
to question mark I don't even remember the last the last round I think I just did like the middle one and it worked
the
hole or thank you for the gifted subman
We just, um, dare door over there.
I think that's what we do to the same fucking place again.
Thank you.
Never getting out of this way, never!
Don't worry, I'll take care of your wife and your life.
I
Woo
I know there's some
You're getting a bodyguard, hello?
Okay, well...
What the fuck?
Never getting out of this, wake never!
Look at that model.
I'll take care of your wife and your life.
This model looks so much worse.
I don't know if I want this shit, that thing sucks, I don't think she likes shit.
I'm going to kill you.
What?
You think whatever it is you're going to do is going to make a difference?
It's a leg of just like a fool!
I'm shit that I missed one in here.
There's more to fighting the takin' than just burning away the darkness that protects them.
When I'm fighting for my life, I find myself slipping into a state of intense concentration
that makes the beam of my flashlight seem more powerful and focused.
What?!
This was just my imagination, something brought on by the adrenaline and fear of death.
But now I'm not so sure.
I've been touched by powers that I can't begin to truly comprehend, and they've left
a mark.
I'm starting to think this might be a part of it.
So when anybody else's hands, it's just a flashlight, in his hand, it is a weapon of the
Champion of the light the day man
I do my best working the dark
Big big burly hairy
Confident
down there, like, pouring a glass of water to the yellow shape right.
You see, you know, hot and heavy here, he's got to take off his jacket.
Uh, here.
Yeah, you can really make it a better.
Uh, all they need is someone to ring them all the way through.
But first I have to take care of you.
Do party for work.
Tuh!
You're stuck in the eternal cycle now.
That sounds never coming up for you.
Everything else?
Do my thing.
Get a bit of quality time with Alice.
Whoa! You're stuck in my life!
Whoa!
Oh, I'm so tempted for me.
And I deserve it.
Fuckin' my wife!
Damn it!
He's fuckin' my wife!
He's admitting to it.
She also thinks I'm dead!
She already fire watched my ass.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my god.
heard.
Oh, is there four of them now?
I might as well use this fucking thing for these kids.
As if it seemed like it's a strong against the enemies.
Did it.
Did you think we can go back up and talk to the chick that was like up there
that was like going crazy.
Maybe she might not be there again.
Also, there's a thing on paper, too.
I have the film canister in my hands.
My sorrow-name written across it in big letters, followed by the title.
It was a time capsule.
Moments snatch from times gone by.
From a pass that I hoped could also be our future.
It was my salvation.
our salvation, our chance to be together. A tin can with a bit of magic in it that she didn't
even know about something I could put to good use. There were only moments left before I had to
face him. Oh my god. So because Alan Wakes said earlier in his other letter that like the piece of
artwork needs to be like a genuine piece of crafted thing art or whatever, I wonder if he's going to
use Alice's film as the starting foundation so that way he can get out. It seems to
what I feel like that's what they would do. He found one of her explicit tapes. Whoa, what?
I don't even think it has her in it. I think it's just him.
But still, wait a minute. Oh my god, wait a minute. You might be onto something.
One of the visions in the QR code, again, was him sitting there writing, and he said,
someone naked came out of the ocean, like a birth, but not like a birth.
What if that's what he's doing on Alice's film?
He's coming out of the ocean, naked, and then that's the start of the next story.
the
Oh, you can talk to her well
not really I guess she's here, but she doesn't say anything
hello folks, welcome to the third part of our free recorded interview with
three of all of you and remember Dr. Fur, Alice wait. I guess I guess you just
take this piece, this nugget. It's called sunrise and it really wasn't something I
as an actual film, it was just footage, things I saw and happened to shoot.
It's not a medium, I'm very much at home, what you shouldn't put yourself down, you've
got a great eye, maybe, but experience is another thing.
Because you're primarily a still photographer.
Yes, exactly.
So I'm really used to thinking of the world in terms of snapshot.
I frame something and try to pick the right moment, and then reveal that moment to people.
Moving images are a different story.
I'm still learning a lot about it to be honest.
So this is a new thing for you.
For maybe I'm gonna be a little lighter, you know?
You're not a writer.
It's like an ally.
It's a little weird taking something this intimate
and showing it to everybody.
Whoa, intimate, see, whoa!
It's also somehow shocking.
It's just that those are private moments.
But that's why it works because it feels genuine.
It's not so much a story as it is a sort of an echo.
Showing it's how youthful your husband at the time.
It's not really about the sunrise itself or Alan watching it, it's about you too, together, I suppose.
And he's naked.
It's funny.
Coming out of the ocean.
Or the water.
It takes on a life of its own almost.
It's a kind of a fantasy.
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
No, you're right.
I'm glad you talk me into it.
that's an interesting a piece of lore there that we wouldn't have gotten
he's in his beach oh my god wait there's even a let there's a thing out here I think there's
There's another litter out here.
It's the sweaty. What the fuck?
He starts talking after, what the fuck?
The clothes in where now I shape from dreams and memories.
Oh my god, they explained the clothes!
The last time I wore it was when I was still writing and what the fuck!
The occasion of the desert before our troubles began.
The night before the dream of a party, and I dressed now!
Oh, that was my...
I put on these old clothes worn and comfortable.
Alice made a joke about crunch.
I felt a little embarrassed, but I stuck with them.
We were very happy.
I'm sheathen good memories to remind myself of what is its stake.
I actually explained later, but this fucking letter is all the way out here at the very end,
like at the beginning of the last level that you would have the backtrack for that you don't actually even need to backtrack for,
and you get the explanation about the clothes.
Wait, is there even another one out there? Is that one, too?
This is like shit pro! This is so far back here! What the fuck?
Nobody's fucking exploring all the way back here.
Unless you're actually doing a completionist run, what the fuck is this?
The taking were always single-minded. They had a certain animal cunning, but they weren't very intelligent.
That's one reason why they prefer melee weapons.
It's actual firearms are too complex for them to use.
That's why seeing the one through grenades it may surprise me, but of course they aren't
actually grenades.
There's no pin to pull no fuse to set off an explosive, just concentrated darkness.
I like that.
And Laura has to why they don't use guns themselves because they're like animals, wait.
They're animals, and they're not a very intelligent, but he also said that they retain
some of what made them human.
So they're dumbest fuck
and they act as animals,
but they also still retain some
of their human characteristics too.
They're just, what big, dumb, hairy confidant.
What the fuck?
Jesus.
There's some pretty big pieces of lore
that I got right there between the clothes and writing himself the 90s clothes and
and why they don't use guns. Honestly those are some brand-and-mass like questions I'd
probably pull out of my ass when it comes to like so there's like the types of questions
I asked one playing test-stranding. That's kind of funny. What about over there at the
Steven year shop? Surely there's one over there too. This is something seems kind of
Fuck, I gotta go look whole way around.
This is, this should so out of the way.
Here's indeed one here.
Ew! Ew!
Why don't fuck what they put one out here where you have to look at this?
I actually have to see this with my eyes!
YOU!
What the fuck?
What the fuck were they pulling out of here?
I have changed.
I know who I am now.
I know that I can write my own fate, write false taught me that.
I know that indulging my weaknesses, giving into fear and complacency will only drag me down.
The dark placed on me that.
I know's in master.
I'm not attained enlightenment.
But I have learned to let go of the things that I don't need.
I know that without that balance within, I become my own worst enemy.
Now I strive for equilibrium.
All right.
I have changed.
Oh, not only let's put it now.
That one kind of stalk.
The other two were there.
You actually found 44 out of 53. Yeah, I mean
Surprisingly mean look there's one about Seriden Mr. Scratch to
Taddy thought that one's probably straight smart man. That's a fucking
That's probably foul
Lost in the dark place
I don't think I'll be, I don't know if I'll be able to like actually find these other ones.
But I plan on playing Hi-To in the future. No. Sure, man.
Not in the immediate future, though.
Maybe you don't let us go back like afterwards I don't know, again the champion of
life enters the final trap.
Tito!
Thank you for the fire!
It's almost here.
All he needs to do is change the details of the scene.
should pass the breaking point, and the rest will snap into place.
What happened to his face? It got downgraded to fucking 2007, bro. What do you think?
All the details have to match.
Everything must be exact.
Oh, come on buddy, why don't you go?
What is this?
Oh, no!
No!
I can't do this!
All I can do is take the bitch!
Always put the pepper in the balls we go for!
And fight for now!
It's my ally!
It's my treasure's down forever.
I ain't gonna live forever.
What is a shot?
Alan?
Is it really you?
What's your name?
Yeah, it's lit.
It looks like you...
you
old dogs instead
all right let's see
some seem a little campier than the first one yeah I think it's because
it was supposed to be like a twin peaks or whatever the fuck like tech TV show so
I think that's probably why
I missed some of the lore but I did get a majority of it in that I didn't really like
like look for it like crazy, but I think we got a pretty good amount off of that one like
kind of bridging into the next game. I don't know if there was anything like super
crucial other, well if there's anything else that I might have missed.
Guess that means tomorrow we start out on Lake 2 officially.
You didn't miss anything super super, super important.
Okay, well that's good, don't you know.
I only missed a couple of notes, so I didn't seem like there is seen any.
I'm assuming that like again, if it was supposed to end in this and this was supposed to be kind of just like the sundell for Alan Wake then they probably would have just did it where like.
He pieces together this home movie that Alice made and then uses it as a foundation for him to like get out and then they live happy.
and they live happily ever after, yada, yada, yada, yada, and that's, that's pretty much it.
But you can play pretty much, you can pretty much go into Alan week two without reading any of those papers.
So it's just like a matter of like experiencing American nightmare just to like have the Mr. Scratch kind of background lore, I guess, and to like all the, I guess the little things that he does.
When can we expect a 15 hour video essay on Alan Lake Lord fucking, never what?
Someone said a character from American I'm here's into, oh interesting.
I guess we'll see them.
TikTok brain was so confused playing hell and wake to.
I'm pretty excited to see how it is because I've been
waiting and now everything is kind of fresh.
You know now I've got these these fresh in my head.
So now I can go in hopefully and have a bit more
of an understanding.
Final recap, no, but you don't fuck off fuck off fuck off.
They gave you a big bro in the game itself.
They gave you like two or three recaps in game on top of the recaps I gave on top of the recaps
Shack gave earlier.
Fuck you if you still don't know then you need to take your ass to fucking Wikipedia or
take your ass to fucking Google and fucking figure it out at this point.
There's no way.
We didn't even do this many recaps for expedition or death stranding or any of that.
What the fuck I'm not going through another recap.
What the hell? No way.
Can you summarize the Google and Wiki explanation? You are a lazy mother fucker.
I am no lazy piece of shit bro.
Well, game is up now. I don't want to wait too. Not right now though, but we'll start it tomorrow.
We're all done with like the Allen Wakes now, so I
Thought it was good to play American I'm here to be honest. I thought that was pretty good. I thought that was I thought that was cinnamon as well to be honest
I think it was I think it was like a slice of cinnamon. I think it was like kind of like bite size cinnamon. You know, I think it was I think it was pretty good
Honestly, I thought that that was like
uh...
like pretty good for what the like the length of it was and again like taking into account
that it was like uh...
it was an Xbox live arcade game at the time
i mean
that would have been that would that probably would have been amazing to have like
as a little Xbox arcade game
like a fucking fifteen dollar whatever the fuck it was
how much was it originally i don't fucking know
Looking forward to Avengers doomsday, sure, man.
You sure.
Came out and well, the PC version came out on 2012.
Better than all the bugs in the crashed.
Yeah, the crashed version of Alan Lake remaster.
Yeah, that was, that might be just epic games for odd
on the, because we have to go back to epic games
for Alan Lake too right now.
So I'm gonna have to fucking, I already haven't installed,
but I'm hoping it doesn't have the same issues.
I've played control before, yes, I played control.
I don't remember anything control-wise,
but we did do a playthrough on control when it came out.
I didn't play it since like the remaster or any of that stuff
or like they re-released it and all that.
I didn't really dive into the lore or anything like that
of control either.
I just kind of played it.
So, if I'm missing any context for control,
it's whatever I guess.
We'll probably replay control when control two comes out, though.
So I'll probably go back and do it then,
but I'm not gonna do it tomorrow.
I feel like we're gonna keep putting off Alan way too.
And then, chat's not gonna know what the fuck is happening.
I'm gonna sit here and try to download as much
lore as possible and understand as much as possible.
There's gonna be two motherfuckers in chat
that actually know what the fuck is happening.
Everyone else is gonna be like,
I don't know what's going on.
And I'm gonna have been finally after 50 hours
get to playing All In Way 2.
And then people still aren't gonna know
what the fuck is going on.
I might as well just play All In Way 2
and like, I just see what I make of it.
And then afterwards, maybe go back and play
control one or something like that, you know.
YouTube has a summary too.
Maybe I'll watch like a, well, maybe I'll watch a control or some
rate, then I guess and see beforehand, at least, so then at least, I'm kind
of like refreshed now you don't need it, be sure I don't need it.
I don't, I'll look it up and see how much context is needed.
We'll see if I need it, then I'll just do like a small refresh and then we'll go
down like to. And we'll see. Love videos are always like two hours long. If there's longer ones,
I'm not going to, I won't watch them. Let me briefly look and see, like, on YouTube, what we're looking at here.
Actually, I could just Google, is a control law needed for Alan Wake 2.
No playing control isn't strictly necessary to understand Alan Wake 2, but it significantly enhances
the experience.
It's mostly because you don't know who the FBC is, the Federal Bureau of Control, because
they have a role in the universe, I guess.
That's the main thing I guess.
And I guess it's specifically through one of the DLCs.
I didn't play any of the control DLCs.
I only played straight, straight, like, game itself.
So that's about it.
Mm, I don't know, man.
Pro control is another like 10 to 14 hours, man.
If I played control again, that's like a whole other day
before we get to Allen way too.
If I've replayed it.
That's so much.
Mmm.
you can do it even the opposite way around you could do like you could do you
can always do control after Alan wait to what some people are saying like it's
not necessarily like it's not super necessary
I would say we go back to control later in the year when controlled to if control
to actually comes out when it's supposed to, which is supposed to be this year.
Then I feel like it wouldn't be super long, like, you know, of a way until we go back
to control any way.
So I feel like that expanded universe will probably happen anyway, like before we play
control two, we play control one again, and like then I actually get to play the DLCs
and then I'll be like, oh, yeah, I remember, you know what I mean?
So I like, I feel like that might be a better strat,
since I already did play control.
And I might remember some stuff from control to be fair.
I might remember some stuff from when I played
while playing throughout the week two.
It's not like I haven't played it ever.
It's just been, it's been six years,
seven years came out in August of 2019.
So it's been a long time since I played control.
But I still might kind of remember.
I think we just do Alan Week 2 and then go back
to control later.
Six out, OK.
All right.
Well, we're pausing the timer now, guys.
We're done for today.
All right, thank you guys so much for today.
Guys, when crazy today, we're back up to 33 hours, we barely put a dent in it today,
because of all the crazy support tonight. So thank you guys for that. Tomorrow, I guess,
we'll try to get started with Alan Wake 2 when I wake up, and we'll see how good that is.
I think that might be a multi-daste thing I'm assuming, because how long is Alan Wake 2?
Probably going to be, it's probably going to be at least two two streams, right?
It's 20 to 25 hours for a standard playthrough, so probably at least two, so it'll be
at least two days.
Am I doing the DLC chapter as well?
Of two?
I mean, yeah, I'll do whatever DLCs are in two as well, for sure.
I did all the DLCs and stuff like that for one now, so nice well.
I will.
That might make it even longer than I don't know.
We'll see.
That'll still be.
Yeah.
I mean.
The LCs are short.
We'll play it by ear, I guess, and see.
All right.
Thank you guys on the YouTube side of my end of the video.
Do you hear?
We'll see you guys back tomorrow.
Hopefully.
If you guys are tuning into tomorrow.
Hopefully.
I'll see you guys then.
The VOD stuff should go up here shortly.
If you guys didn't notice earlier, I purged the other VODs that are just the overnight ones.
So just like the ones that are just VODs over the night, they shouldn't be under the
actual VODs anymore.
So like I'm going to unpublish the other one right now.
actually I'm going to unpublish the one from last night. So everything that you see now in the
VODs should be actually cinema thaw on days. Silent Hill foregone. Well, those videos you
could still get them. I mean, they're still like out there. They're still uploaded. So you can always
just find them.
All right, it'll switch over shortly to the VODs.
Thank you guys though.
Thank you so so much, man.
It's been crazy.
We got another gold down.
So now we're on our way to the next one, which was, uh,
I don't remember what the next one was.
What was the next goal?
Let me open up my photo shop.
Uh, the deal though.
The deal, the deal though give away.
reveal the deal though. Yes. A personal build-o. Personalized
deal though. Yes. That will be next. Unless, yeah, I mean, of course we
get hit with sub to K. I might be the case if we get hit with sub to K. That is the
next one. Very nice. All right. I'll see you guys. Hopefully a little earlier
tomorrow if I wake up on time. If I get some good rest.
I'll see you guys next time. Good night, good night, good night.