Oh, hello, hello.
OK, I looked up for one second.
OK, OK.
Hi, good afternoon, everyone.
Hi, YouTube, hi, Twitch, hi, YouTube, hi, Twitch.
Hi, YouTube, hi, Twitch.
OK.
Does Ray realize she still has like eight to nine more hours
to be eating it?
Yeah, we can beat it today. We can totally beat it today. We can totally beat it today.
Okay. Yes, yes, we can beat it today. Oh my god, so many first time chatters. Hello.
Oh my, hello, hello.
Oh, hello, hello.
Thank you, Joshy, for the six months.
Okay, I last second decided to post my iron lung photos
and I'm going to post it on Twitch right now.
Okay, uh, before I get heavily distracted, first time chatting on Twitch, hey, thank you
Control... Control Alt-Mac for the seven months. Welcome back, Kings of the Prime.
What a surprise stream. Oh.
You mean Twitter?
Wait.
Is that... What did I say?
Thank you, AGB-Free Uno Momento.
Also, do you guys like the sound of the rain? It's the... It's the starting...
This is what I meant to do.
Hehehe.
Isn't it nice?
It sounds nice, right?
Hello, it's soothing. Yeah, I can beat this game today. I can beat this. I can beat this
Okay, I'm gonna post right now
No more Vegeta hair sigh. I had to tame it today because um what had happened was I had a surprise shoot this morning
Jesus, am I okay? Hello? Thank you Mallory for the sub on YouTube. I had a
surprise shoot this morning. I can't tell you guys about it because it's top
secret for a while, but when it comes out, I'll be able to share the details
about it but I it was awesome I'm excited Leslie had one too interesting that's
crazy Leslie too what the heck that's crazy thank you CJ thank you you say
twitch oh did I say twitch just a tiny weeks perhaps no okay hold on let me let
Let me tweet real quick.
Uh, favorites, and then I go to, uh, this pic of us, and then I tag them, Markiplier,
Alana.
Alana can't be tagged in photos!
Oh.
Why not?
Okay.
I'm in Iron Lung.
I'm in the new movie Iron Lung out now everywhere.
Out now, out now in theaters, theaters at...
I just want theater.
Theater, oh, I put tea trees.
Theaters, it just doesn't even look like a real word anymore.
What do you mean girl?
I put tea trees.
Thank you, Cliffs, for the one year, thank you so much.
Oh, Drew, Drew remind me to set up the token.
I almost forgot.
Out now in theaters, everywhere.
Thank you for having me, Mark.
Can I at least tag her in the caption?
Alana.
I'm in the new R movie, Iron Long, out now everywhere in theaters, out now in theaters
everywhere.
Did you guys see it?
Did you guys like the film?
Some people were telling me they couldn't tell which voices were my voice, which means
Because I did a good job.
Does that mean I did a good job?
Not a bad thing, yeah.
It was so cool to see your name in the credits of Ireland.
I can't wait for more projects here.
And thank you!
There's more!
Another film this year.
That's exciting.
And post
And then
Good job, I'm being a social media person I I posted twice today
Shook I'm shut whoa
What the heck rated by Jake?
Dude one of these days I will return the favor Jake. I just simply I I can't
You end! You stream so early!
You stream so early. Thank you, Jake!
I hope you had a great stream again. What was he eating today? I'm assuming it was another...
food.
Food.
More food.
That man and his food.
Loved your stream with Bonnie. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
He ate a cake and smashed, smashes his face in it.
He made a cake and smashed his face in the cake.
Costco cookie cake.
You know, I didn't know what you guys were gonna say, but I wasn't expecting that.
That's for sure.
What else can a person eat?
I mean, so Jake Weber, he is obsessed with food and he loves to eat and every time
he streams he's always eating something.
the Bits. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome back, everybody. You're
in a Bonnie. Oh, yeah, I did do
Bonnie was in town and we went
through store shopping together.
So I was I was in her stream.
Um. Red Bull. Oh, I got it. I
And Emily my assistant was there she parked next to me and I asked her I was like hey is there oh
Sorry is that is the rain really loud?
Here I'll mute it for I'll turn it down for now. I think it is loud. I came to hear my own thoughts
Okay, let's mute it for now. Um, oh my gosh, I didn't get to tell you about story time. Oh my gosh story time
Okay, well, let me finish this story.
So I'm at the shoot, Emily parks next to me
and we're about to head in.
And I was like, it was so early.
I was like, do you think there is any chance
that they have caffeine in there?
And she was like, I have a sugar-free red bull for you
in my car.
And she pulls this out.
She pulled this out of her car.
I was like, dude, you're the best assistant of all time.
time. And she's like, yeah, I got a backlog. She's got, she's got extra monsters and extra
energy drinks for me. Isn't that crazy? She already knew. It was insane. Also, yesterday,
I didn't stream yesterday. I wanted to, but I just was not feeling up for it. I had
a doctor's appointment yesterday and they took, okay, this is going to be TMI, but
I have to share this story because it was just so insane. Okay, what had happened
was, I went to an egg freezing consultation. And in my head, I
thought an egg freezing consultation would be like you
go in the doctor tells you about it, blah, blah, blah. And so I, I
went in and we were talking about it. I was like, Okay, this
is great. And then save it for one about it. It's fine.
I'll talk about it later, because I have more appointments
coming up. I'm sure something crazy is gonna happen. But I
I get in and I'm like, oh, it's just like an information appointment.
So I get in and then she's like, okay, you can get undressed from the waist down for
your ultrasound.
And I was like, oh, um, I think I have to reschedule because I'm on my period.
And she's like, no, it's fine.
It's totally fine.
This is normal.
This is totally normal.
And I really did not want to reschedule.
I don't have time to reschedule.
So I just had to muster up the energy.
And I was like, oh, hell no, bro.
This is gonna be crazy.
I'd never, the doctor came in.
So I'm talking to another lady.
So I get in, I had the peanut cup.
Also I had to get my blood drawn.
And I, oh my God, this is another thing that happened.
I told her, I was like, listen, ma'am,
I have very small veins.
I've had nurses that miss the vein.
They can't find it.
They have to stab me a lot.
I've also had nurses that got squirted with my blood before.
And she was like, oh, she's like, it's no big deal.
Let me take a look.
And so you know how they tighten your arm with a band
and you squeeze a ball to get your veins pumping?
So I was doing that and then she comes
and she's like poking my vein and she's like,
oh, I found it.
This'll be easy.
It was not easy, okay?
It wasn't.
She missed and I don't mind getting my blood drawn.
I don't mind getting shots, but the issue is I can't look.
So I'm like this looking away and she's like poking around.
And I was like, is everything okay over there?
And she was like, yeah, I don't know where the vein went.
It's just kind of, it's just very elusive.
And I was like, yeah, no, no,
this is fine, very uncomfortable.
I'm like starting to sweat.
It's like hurting a little bit.
And let me show you guys my arm.
Can you see the bruises?
Ah, yeah, yeah, can you see it?
So I wanted to stream yesterday,
but my arm was so dead.
Like it's just like,
first of all, being on your period,
you're losing a lot of blood
and I had to get out three vials worth of blood
out of my arm.
And so she like told me, she was like,
yeah, it's probably gonna bruise
because I missed a couple of times.
And I was like, yeah, no, it's all good.
It's all good, it's fine.
So I tried to play a couple of games of CS
off stream yesterday and let me tell you, I regretted it.
I couldn't even lost every game I deranked to like 8K.
It was horrible.
I regretted so much.
We only played like three games
and we lost every single one.
And I lost like 400 rank at one point
and I was like, this is the worst idea I could have done.
I was like, yeah, maybe no CS today.
I thought maybe we could play CS tonight,
but I was like, no, I think I need to rest my arm
because my right arm, it just feels so weird.
Thank you, CC babes of the Twitch Prime.
Thank you so much, Maddie.
Anyways, so that happened.
And then I go in to go get this ultrasound
and for those of you that don't know
what an ovary ultrasound is like,
They pretty much take this machine, the ultrasound camera.
Thank you for the time gifted.
They take the ultrasound camera and it's like a stick
with a little camera on it.
And then they kind of, they put it into your vagina
and then they start taking photos of your ovaries
like on the sides.
And I'm just, I'm severely uncomfortable.
I wanted to reschedule so bad.
And I just like, I was like, dude, I can't,
I have to just be brave because I'm sure these doctors,
they've seen everything, right?
And she reassured me.
She was like, yeah, don't worry, we've seen everything.
We've seen it all.
This is normal, don't worry.
It's a normal thing.
Periods are normal, don't worry.
And then I did it.
I was very proud of myself.
I was like, you know what?
Yeah, I don't need to be embarrassed about this.
It's totally fine.
Everything was normal,
But I did have a cyst on one of my ovaries,
but she said it was like,
I was like, as long as it's not cancerous,
and she was like, oh, it's fine.
She was like, these type of cysts, they come and go,
like apparently it's very common.
So it comes with hormones,
it leaves with hormones kind of thing.
So totally fine, everything's normal, very, very common.
I was like, okay, yeah, it's not,
it doesn't even hurt or anything.
It was totally great, it was awesome.
And thank you Instinct for the time gift,
Thank you so much.
So yeah, it was great, worked out well.
I have another follow-up appointment,
but there's going to be a time in a few months or so.
I pretty much said I wanted to wait
until my schedule clears up
before I can start doing the injections,
which I'm really spooked about, but it'll be fine.
So apparently you have to give yourself a shot
in your stomach two times a day
every single day for two weeks.
And I was like, oh, yeah, that'll be fun.
But Myung said that she could give me the shot.
There's people that are willing to give me the shot
because I don't think I can do it myself.
Oh God, it makes me so nervous.
So yeah, that's the plan.
And it's really awesome.
Whenever, and then the eggs get frozen.
And then whenever I'm ready to have a baby,
they pretty much, they get a frozen egg
and they put it back in you non-surgically.
No pain.
You could just put it back in.
Isn't that sick?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be easy peasy.
Yeah, non-surgically.
I'm not really sure how they put it back in non-surgically,
but it's kind of nice.
They set the best time to freeze eggs
is between 30 and 34.
So I was like, this is the perfect time,
get it frozen, and then like,
I could probably have kids in like a few years.
Easy peasy.
Thank you Allison for the 45 months on YouTube.
Thank you so much.
With a blaster probably.
Are you?
Really?
Yeah, so everything looks great.
I was just really relieved.
I was like, ooh, what if I have cancer or something?
But it was nice to actually get that done and checked.
Okay, the plan today is simple.
I'm going to beat this game today.
This climbing game, now my arm hurts so bad
when I stretch it out.
Did you go to New York already?
No, New York is next week.
Few years, so why freeze?
To freeze the best quality.
And also, I don't know how many years.
I don't know when I'll be ready to have kids,
But what's best about freezing them
is that it gives me the option to wait, which is great.
Thank you for the prime, Holy Nick.
Anyways, this game, I think I convinced
Nyang to play this game, so I think she's
going to be playing this game as well.
I'm really excited to watch her play.
I told her it's not.
I forgot.
Oh, token?
Oh, my.
OK.
Oh, my gosh, bro.
I drew. Can you believe this? Drew messaged me and is like, hey, this is what he said. He said,
if you did happen to have a token left over, like one of those discount sub tokens, today's the
last day to use it before they reset tomorrow. I said, oh, great idea. Mind you, he sent this at
208 p.m. It's 2.50 p.m. And then I said, great idea. Thank you. Please remind me after I
I start a stream, he said, okay, we'll do.
And then I start the stream and I'm like,
oh yeah, oh yeah, I gotta do that, remember.
And then I literally forgot again.
Okay, so I'm just gonna do these tokens now.
How do I do them again?
Classic, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's see.
Oh God, just thinking about the shots freaks me out.
Okay, no distractions. I don't need to distract. Okay, viewer rewards. And then I go to, and then I go to, and then I go, I going to react to midst fight tonight against, wait, tonight's the fight.
I'm not going to watch it on stream. But let me know how it goes. I didn't know it was tonight.
I'm really excited to see how Paige and Katie be do because I feel like they're a really funny duo.
Yeah, Jason's Jason's hosting a fight where there's a bunch of creators that are fighting each other.
I owe dashboard monetization of subscriptions. Thank you instinct monetization subscriptions.
And then discount promotions.
Wow.
I should have used these sooner.
I have 21 hours left I might as well use them both right now.
All right, for the next 21 hours.
Is it active.
For the next 25 hours or 21 hours,
you get 35% off plus five gifted subs.
Yes, thank you, Drew.
That was clutch saved there.
Casson shouted you out for encouraging him
to stream on YouTube.
I feel like I'm not gonna say I told him so,
but I did tell him so.
I did.
I'm actually surprised it took him
getting a seven day ban on Twitch
for him to finally try streaming on YouTube,
because I feel like if anyone should be a multi-streamer,
it's probably him because of the space that he's in.
Yeah, he hit like 150,000 viewers on YouTube.
But this, I tell you guys all the time,
Twitch is a pond.
YouTube is an ocean.
YouTube is more accessible to people.
YouTube is more worldwide.
YouTube, it has like higher quality.
A lot of people don't have access to Twitch.
And so, but the difference between Twitch and YouTube,
like the biggest difference is that Twitch is a priority,
it prioritizes live streaming.
So when you go to the platform Twitch,
you're there to watch live streams.
But if you're on YouTube,
YouTube doesn't prioritize live streaming.
So it's obviously not as efficient
or as, you know, great as live streaming is on Twitch,
but the quality is better,
but you're also directly competing with YouTube videos,
which is what the platform is made for.
So it's just, I don't know, I like multi-streaming.
I think it's great.
It is really annoying when there's like the occasional
dude like some 12 year old comes into my chat
is like, oh my god, you fell off only, only 1000 viewers. And I'm like, bruh. Are you serious?
Like, come on. I'm in my retirement era. Like, come on. I'm playing a climbing game. Be for
reals like come on well not retirement but you know like I'm not I'm not in my
grind grind era where I you know it would make sense to do IRL streaming
every single day again do the type of content that's like meta right now the
machine thank you so much thank you thank you for the reason thank you
Vincent thank you chance for the gifted thank you thank you thank you
Thank you.
But yeah, it's like, I feel like I'm very satisfied
with how my career with streaming has gone.
It's been a wonderful climb.
It's been great.
Very, I was actually talking,
I can't mention because it'll leak
that we were out of shoot together earlier today.
Eddie, thanks for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, no leaking, no leaking, no leaking.
Quinn, thanks for the 24 months. Thank you. Oh, by the way, new Touching Grass video, it's with Vanilla Mace. Did you guys watch it? Did you like it? It's a very wholesome video.
We did pottery together on a farm and we got to see the farm animals and we turned it more into a challenge video because pottery was, it felt like it was a little slow. So we were like, yeah, let's do challenges together.
That was awesome. I thought it was great. It was fun.
You loved it. Yay. Thanks for watching. Thank you. Thank you.
I got to drop the Hassan video. It's almost time for that one.
It's almost time, but not quite yet. We have a system, don't worry.
I do I do think the video has been fixed though
No, see us today no see us today. No, no, no, no today my only goal is to beat this game
We're going to beat this game
How's the audio is it to quiet is the rain too loud is this better or what
Whoa! Hi, Chibley!
Chibley, I highly recommend this game.
It's a brand new climbing game that came out.
Thank you, Ruben, for the trillion gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
The rain is annoying, Ray.
No, no, no, no, no, not annoying.
I just worry that it's too loud for you guys.
Yeah, trillion subs.
Thank you doctor Irish place. Thank you
Did you want to pose on IG store, oh, oh brother, oh, oh brother
I forgot
Okay, you know what instead of saying that I'm live on instant. How about I just post the insta post I posted
I'm in the new movie Iron Lung.
Thank you, Markiplier, for including me.
Congratulations on such an incredible film.
Iron Lung is out now in theaters everywhere.
Did I spell theaters right?
Dude, I can't anymore.
I'm not going to watch the boxing matches, but I would like updates.
Okay.
How about you guys say hello to chat?
Okay, YouTube and Twitch say hi.
Hi, Insta.
I'm gonna put you guys next to each other.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
You, hold on, not yet.
Pause, audio, mute.
I don't like, I don't like doing this.
I don't like taking a selfie when I'm live.
It's so cringe.
I literally can't.
Where'd my chat go?
Oh, there you guys are.
All right.
Oh yeah, watch Iron Lung.
Okay, first of all, that is not the instructions.
This is a going live post.
All right, here we go.
Hold on, YouTube.
Okay, YouTube, say hi to Twitch chat, Twitch chat.
Say hi to YouTube chat.
Okay, say hi.
What do you mean, help us?
We're stuck in a box.
Aw, wait, I do feel like the more I do this,
the more it makes you guys comfortable with each other.
Wait, this is so cute.
Aw, look.
Inferior, bitch.
You better say sorry right now.
This is making me remember
that I forgot to do my emotes.
Oh my God, bro.
I've got mental problems.
I can't remember anything.
Dude.
We're just performing for the camera.
Are you serious?
Okay, everyone say hello, Insta.
Okay, I'm gonna focus here.
Oh, Juju, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
And thank you, Nelph, Ziffer.
Thank you so much.
All right, everyone say, hey Insta.
Say hi.
Now YouTube's got a, I think, okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
Okay, Shirley, let's see.
Mom, I'm on TV.
She forgot about you Insta and thinks you're cringe.
What the fuck?
Are you serious that's in the photo?
Nah
Okay, whatever I'm posting it that what do you mean clogged?
You guys are actual actual menaces. Okay to be fair. I deserve it. I
I
Lowkey deserve it it's rich just a little bit because I've been bad with telling you guys
I should have said I wasn't screaming yesterday
Because my arm felt weird and I was having a period day and I should have said earlier
I was gonna be live today
okay and
Photos no distractions focus photos photos
Okay, I'm cropping out the cringe part you sue you your band
Live now on twitch and YouTube
Beating new climbing game called kai RN, right? I
Came to pronounce it Karen. It's not it's not
all right and then who should I link twitch or youtube oh I meant you know I
typed C but I said K I did type C I said K though because you know Karen
and sounds like it starts with a C or K,
but I did know it was a C, okay.
Twitch or YouTube?
It sucks that I can only link one platform.
Thank you Red Samurai for the 50 months on YouTube.
And also thank you so much.
Budget goes to the 10 gifted on YouTube
if I didn't thank you already.
Thank you CoolJ for the 13 months.
Thanks so much.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
I'm gonna put Twitch.
I can explain.
Only because I have to copy paste the YouTube link
and I'm too lazy to do it.
That's it.
This is cute.
And post.
Okay.
We freaking did it. We freaking did it. Loading. Good, good, good. Post. Damn it.
Thank you Iverson. Puppy! What? Puppy! Puppy! Thank you for the 50 gifted stuff!
Dib wait wait what the
Dib wait with a 50 gifted on YouTube and puppy with puppy 03011998 with a 50 gifted on twitch
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's so generous. Thank you so much
And thank you dad and no like for the 20 on YouTube
Thank you
Thank you. Thanks, guys. All right.
Let us see, shall we? Everything is posted. Everything is asketuated.
Okay. I did it. All right. Are we time? Are we time?
I meant to say, are you ready?
And then I also meant to say, it is time.
I put the two phrases together.
We are time.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Ruben for the 20 gifted and red samurai for the 50 on YouTube.
YouTube's getting spoiled today.
What's going on over there?
Are we 10, philosopher?
Instinct, thank you for the 10.
Can you guys chill?
It's time for us to climb.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
H-B-E-S-Y-R.
I don't know how to pronounce this.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Cypher.
Thank you for the nine gifted.
Thank you.
Climbed time.
Okay, I can beat this today, right?
If we do a long stream, a long stream.
Also, I forgot to explain why I'm wearing a hat today.
So I wanted to do my hair before the shoot today.
See, what had happened was I set a hair appointment
at 9.30 or 9.15 a.m. today and I was supposed to be at the shoot at 9.30 p.m. or a.m. Oh my god,
am I okay? So I didn't have time for my appointment because apparently I gave myself 15 minutes for some
reason. It was just so bad. So I literally did the shoot with braids in a hat today.
Yeah, that's what I did.
That PM, I'm in AM, AM.
Poor scheduling.
Yeah, I messed up real bad.
We beat this game today.
How's the audio?
Story.
Okay, we're on day 11, the Palace of Wind.
We've played for seven hours.
I've died four times.
OK, it's time for beautiful cinema.
It's a tad loud.
Oh, let me turn it down.
It's time.
Settings, audio.
Do you think half play will be good?
Does that sound better?
For those of you that don't know,
this is a brand new climbing game that just came out.
two days ago I am not sponsored I don't know why everyone thinks that I was
sponsored to play this no it's just freakin incredible look at this game it
has dynamic weather are you freaking kidding me it's so great I did convince
me on to play this because I want to watch her later but she is going to
to play this later.
So right now, we are in, also that's what I've traveled so far.
That's the mountain I've climbed.
All the way from down there, climbed all the way up to here, all the way up to here.
It's dark out, so you can't really see, there's a bridge right there.
You know what?
Oh, there's a safe point up there.
I wanted to go down last time we played,
go down into that little hole.
You know what, I'm gonna sleep.
Let's make it daytime so we can look outside.
Mi Young said she was gonna play today.
Free piton down, huh?
Let us camp.
This game was in the game, more is yes.
And it's so freaking good, dude.
Piton?
I lost the piton or what?
I'm gonna rest till daytime. Sleep. I am sleeping. Okay, it's night time, night time,
night time. And is that morning? That's morning, I think. Wake up. Let's get out.
Alright, I'll show you what the outside looks like.
Good morning, world.
So this is what we're in.
Then there's a safe one up there.
Hi, cutie!
I think I'm going to Utah this week.
Oh, I'm stuck in the...
See, that's what I've climbed.
Oh, you can't really see.
It's behind the mountain, that line.
Don't forget the cave below.
Yeah, I do want to go there.
I did die.
I did.
Um, I think what I should do is I should go...
down.
I ran out of rope last time though, it was really bad.
Okay, we go down first and then we go up, deal?
Wait, QT, you should play this game. It's so good.
Okay, I'm gonna come down here and see what's going on.
I'm going to go in. Q and E is elevation.
Okay, let's wrap it down to this ledge right here.
There's also, there's two holes.
I can't go in. Oh my god, did they patch it? They patched it so you can't like go inside.
The devs were watching me cheat.
Okay, I'm going to rappel down.
I wasn't cheating actually.
Oh, there it is.
Nice.
Okay, let's collect this one.
Okay, I kind of forgot how to climb.
Hold rope, shift, rappel down, us, clip in.
Nice. Jump. Okay. Now we recou- no, no, no. Yes we do. Let's recall. Perfect. And now we're gonna
I'm gonna rappel down here.
Oh my god.
I only have three Patons left, it's really bad.
So maybe I should go...
There is a backpack right there.
I bet there's juicy loot in that.
How the heck am I supposed to get,
I've never climbed down like this, this is crazy.
Okay, I think what I should do
is I can should climb to this backpack
and then try to figure out how to get into this hole.
I'm scared.
How do we get there though?
How, how, how?
Swing?
Wait, true.
Okay, let's climb.
Okay.
Never mind. Let's just go over here more.
Okay, there you go.
Oh my God.
Guys, I kind of forgot how to climb.
Okay, right foot.
Oh, oh, oh.
Put your foot down, girl.
Perfect.
Left.
Here we go.
Coming.
No. Don't say that now.
No, no, no, no.
How do I undo my last action?
Oh, right foot.
Foot down.
Foot.
No.
Stop it.
Foot down.
This looks painful. I mean, she is barefoot.
Okay.
Which I think is kind of crazy.
You're fine.
Chill, chill, chill.
She is quivering a lot,
but I feel like she's on a good blood.
Okay, oh my god, oh my god.
Relax, relax!
Put some up, put some up!
I'm so angry.
Okay, maybe I can just swing to here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we don't need to.
Come on.
Come on!
Oh, yes.
That's on.
Nice.
Let's belay.
Get our stamina back.
MG, thank you for the sub on YouTube.
Okay, our goal is to get to this backpack because I bet there's dank loot.
There has to be good loot in it.
It's kind of hidden.
And then next goal is to somehow make it to that.
Please be a Paton.
I need a Paton so bad.
Okay, hold rope.
down. Actually never mind. I think it's easier to climb. Actually, I see a ledge here. Let's
climb this way. Can you put your toes up there? Can you? Okay. Please! Woman! Damn it!
Good, good, very good.
She's just so talented.
OK.
OK, good, good, good.
In the crease, toes in the crease.
I don't even know how she's doing this.
I don't think she's going to make it.
OK.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
How am I going to?
I need more pitons, I think.
I think I'm going to pickle.
Hold, let's go back up.
OK, I've learned.
Let's put toes in these cracks.
Wait, we have to heal up first.
Let's belay and then let's eat some food, let's eat this heels a little bit, cooked
thistle, bam, and then we're thirsty, clean water, drink water, water, water, water, water
And then, some caramel, we got a nice burst, I feel like we're running out of food, I'm
a little terrified.
Oh yeah, we have chalk, I forgot we have chalk!
Shake it up!
Nice!
Okay, here we go.
I think your foot fetish has gotten worse after playing this.
What do you mean it's never started?
What are you saying?
Okay, let's, I think we chalk it up five, no four, okay, big chalk, okay, yep, yep,
in the crack. Yup! Yup! Okay, this is going great. This is going great. We're so
close. I do think I have to use a
piton here. Oh God. Dude, chalk is so
yes. It was just water. Are you serious?
What a waste of time. That's free.
Okay, I'm going to go around to this side, I'm going to go around, and then I'm going to...
Okay, let's put it on here. That's freaking water, I just drank water.
Put it on, put it on, put it on. Cool. Cool. Okay. Blay?
Okay, now, I dropped down and somehow we have to swing to that ledge that's back there.
Let's rapple down.
Can I swing that far?
Maybe lower?
That's low enough, right?
I can't, I'm just gonna throw up.
Go!
Okay, lower I think.
This has to be low enough.
I'm gonna grab this ledge and then I'm gonna climb.
Swing!
Fire? Wait, the wind's picking up. Oh good, maybe the window held. How is this not reaching?
Swing!
I'm like not reaching it.
Swing!
Gosh, dang it! I don't even think I'm getting closer!
Sir, shouldn't I be lower?
I think I have to be lower.
And then it'll loop me.
Lower is for the arc, isn't it?
Just jump?
I shouldn't just jump, bro.
Okay. You guys are saying higher. You're hitting the wall? I want to hit the wall. Hi, John.
Johnny, you have to play this game so good. Is this high enough? Swing! If I'm higher,
I can't get this the swing that I want swing oh brother dude this is impossible
man okay ah see look hmm I'm not gonna say I told you so but if you're lower
down the rope you get more momentum with the swing because there's more rope
to momentum it as you can see here I have reached a further distance with a
longer rope all the way down so I can't because I run out of rope pretty much so
what I want to do is go here and then head down
Okay, no, watch. This is possible. I'm gonna try to go even lower. This might be too low.
Let's try. But you got it on yesterday, but I had to cancel the Patons, which I was trying
to avoid. Thank you, Mohanad for the sun. Swing! Why is it always so close but not close enough?
Oh my god. Swing! It's impossible.
It's just we're swinging further.
But I think I have to go.
But the issue is the lower I go, the farther the cliff gets.
What the hell?
OK, this is just such a nightmare, man.
I did make a boat.
I could climb up and change the position of the piton.
Maybe the piton is too far.
I could put the piton more on this side of the rock.
Maybe that's what I have to do.
You know what?
Screw it.
I'm going all the way down.
But I regretted it last time.
Screw it.
But I regretted it.
No, no, no.
Don't do it.
Let's go up.
You can always give up.
That's true.
But mama ain't raised no quitter.
I do quit sometimes, but not in this case.
A little break.
Girl, what the hell?
How are you doing that?
Okay, I do think if we're over here it'll be a lot easier.
Look at these nice big cracks that stick my toes in.
I wonder if they will go or...
Okay.
Whoa, whoa!
What the hell?
Why is this so windy?
I haven't seen...
Whoa, whoa!
Jesus Christ!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
It wasn't doing that yesterday or two days ago.
She's just quivering, she's quivering!
Oh, I missed it.
Are you serious?
That was too late.
Oops.
It's still there, but I just have to go back and look for it.
there but I just have to clip in are we shaking so much
okay
Oh, that was nice.
She's so talented, bro.
So flexible.
Clip in!
There you go.
Okay, let's off the lay.
Oh my god!
Why'd she jump like that?
Okay, now, surely with this position we'll be able to swing over properly.
Lower. That's going up. Maybe lower. Forward. Backwards. Forward. Backwards. Dear boys,
Thank you for the 15-1, Brisa.
Forward!
Backwards.
Forward!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, we did it, we did it,
we did it, we did it.
We freaking did it.
So let's, well, let's keep the Patons though,
just in case.
I found some medicine, that's good.
Okay, what's in cave number one
A pot oh chop
Guys we found a piton
That's the best thing we could have gotten
Okay, so let me restock everything. Oh, I pressed the wrong button bro. And now the pitons are coming back
I didn't mean to bring them back.
Okay, there's so much happening here.
Why is there so much happening?
Man.
Are you serious?
Oh, now we're above.
Oh, does the save point.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, does the save point.
We did it.
Whoa.
Oh, there's water too.
We need water.
Big save.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's repair the Patons.
We have two broken Patons, equals one tealed Paton.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Are there monsters to find this game?
Yeah.
The monster is my self-ego.
How my Fingies doing?
Excellent, excellent condition.
Good Fingies.
This is such a mess.
I kind of want to cook, get rid of some of these crackers or mashed potatoes and water.
And bears. Oh yeah, dude, don't remind me about the bears, bro. That was horrifying.
Actually horrifying. Let's do...Yep.
There are mine. The sugar with the...no, maybe we save the sugar for when we can
I can combine it with some food.
Clean water.
That's already hot.
That's hot.
This is fine.
OK.
Let us leave.
We don't need to sleep.
So we've been down there before.
So this is where the other hole is.
Ooh, we got water.
So much water.
Mushrooms.
Uh, don't have room.
Why do I have this big jug?
Oh, let's compost this.
Cooked garlic.
Let's just eat that.
gross to me.
Get that in there. My bag is so ugly. Yuck.
Maybe I put it down here. I have it in the bottom.
Okay. Did you survive the bear? I did. Barely? That was a good one.
Any goodies over here before we go up her?
Not that easy.
Dude, the wind is crazy up here.
I'm scared.
Okay, let's leave.
Let's leave.
I'm hearing things and it's freaking me out.
All right. Now, I'm assuming we have to go up.
Oh wait, there's a crack right here.
Into the crack.
What is this POV?
It's a big crack.
That's pretty.
We're full on water.
Ooh, these things.
Oh, forever.
I need to throw some things out, don't I?
I got way too much garbage.
Maybe it's because I have so many dang water bottles.
I just don't know what's worth it.
The jugs add up to six bottles.
That is true.
This is six drinks.
I don't think I need these anymore, do I?
I composite these now and keep the thermal yeah let's do it we don't need
these let's just drink them and then composite drink drink drink drink drink
Can pause it?
She's taking up so much space.
Good enough. These plants are good.
Hmm. Hey chat, what did I miss? Uh, we rappled down. What's that?
When the end comes, there is wisdom to impart and secrets to keep.
A chocolate-dyed piton?
Whoa!
It's indestructible!
Oh my god, the holy piton.
Oh my god, this is...
Okay.
I like how every time you go, you're going to see a piton.
oh my god this is okay I like how every time you go somewhere it's worth it like
they always put something valuable so we are guaranteed a holy piton which will
not break which is so important because I was literally running out nice it's here
that's sick yeah it does reward you for exploring which is so awesome now I have
six patons again. Gagged it! For information none of that water would
actually be safe to drink or be considered clean. Yeah that's true. Yeah good
thing this is a video game and it's not realistic life because we would probably
be having the runs right now and let me tell you it wouldn't be pretty. Okay
um I don't think we need to go down we just keep going up somehow. Oh I see it
I see the path. True, we could boil the water.
You know what? I'm going to be extra triply safe and save right now, so we don't have to go get that thing again.
Okay.
I think I'm going to down past this tree.
Look.
The Palace of Winds will be my final resting place, my body and spirit will be forever
united with the mountain.
It's beautiful, but so, so kind of scary.
I'm happy to end my life here, closest to you, nothing can separate climbing partners.
What?
Is this like a suicidal tree?
What's happening?
It's a sad.
A very windy crack.
Let's head up.
I mean surely there's something up here and it's not oh there is okay I see more stairs
I see this pathway right here but does it a dead end but it's a shortcut okay
It's a shortcut. I wonder if that's back up to where we came from.
How am I... hold on.
This is one of those puzzles again where you try to figure out the right way to go.
So this material means you can't put the taunts in,
But it looks very safe to cross like look if they kind of give you a foot ledge all the way and then we climb up here
We put on here we go up up up up up up up up up up up
It's pretty much ring around the Rosie all the way. Okay. Let's freaking go
We're going up
Just don't touch the water because we will slip and die.
Okay, toe in the crat, let's hold it here, out, oh good reach, good reach, good reach,
I don't know how she's bending like this.
Once again, incredible performance.
Nope.
No.
Ah!
I thought there was a floor under me.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, well good thing we saved because I can't be trusted.
I'm unaware of my surroundings.
What the hell?
No!
Oh, dang it.
Okay, I have my baton still.
Okay, you know what?
Yeah, I thought I was still above the stair area.
Uh, clearly I was not.
The greed is crazy.
Oh.
You want to see greedy?
I'll show you freaking greedy.
Yeah, you just, you just wait.
You just wait.
Okay, you know what?
I think I need to go higher up.
I also have to remember I have lots of chalk.
I should use, I'm gonna save the chalk for the no-paton part.
Put in the crack.
Okay.
Okay, put in the crack.
Paton! Paton! Paton! Paton!
Oh my goodness gracious might as well drink up while we're here okay okay good
Good Paton, good Paton.
Okay, perfect.
Let us continue on, shall we?
Grab, grab, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest.
Okay, rest, rest, rest, okay, chalk time, chalk, chalk acquired.
One step at a time.
Why is this a snook?
Jesus!
Move your foot, lady!
Okay.
Perfect.
Perfect, perfect, okay. Good, good, good, good, good.
Put in the crack. Put in the crack.
Ooh, that's a nice, thick crack right there. You guys see that?
Also super windy.
Ooh, you think that's a, that's a Patan spot right there, isn't it?
I think so. Let's do it.
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
Okay. We're progressing!
On our way up!
I definitely want like my feet on this ledge right here.
Quivering bro, let's chalk up again. We've got extra grip for 12 hand prints
Good stretch stretch
Very good
The ring is crazy. I mean that's what happens when you get the muscle fatigues
Start shaking
This girl's hanging on for dear life.
What's that?
Let's just step right here.
What's that here?
Okay.
Ooh, big stretch.
Okay.
Okay, another Paton spot.
Paton, Paton, Paton!
Nice, because let me tell you, I ain't doing this again.
Let's bully.
Let's have a snack.
We deserve it.
Let's see how far we've come.
Oh, there's some stairs right above us, but I think we just keep following this
track right here and then we go up and the exit is right oh my god we have so much more to go
okay so far okay we use two patons that should probably chill a little bit
okay so we gotta go up up up and then we go all the way over here and then
I think I'll put on here and we climb this crazy thing to the stairs and then recall the
the Patons here. Okay, yeah, we recall the Patons when we stand here. And then, bloop,
bloop, bloop, paton before the waterfall, bloop, bloop, bloop, exit, bam, deal. Let's
freaking go. I think this counts as me being a rock climber in real life. I'm
gonna be so frills with you guys like I actually think I'm killing it right
now. Great. Yes, I agree. Thank you. She agrees.
He agrees. Oh, I forgot to eat the snack. Okay, this looks like
it's going to be a little soggy. Oh God. Oh God.
don't slip don't slip don't slip oh my god okay rest good rest good rest if you
do VR climbing game I'd give that to you oh hell no no no no VR climbing
Gabe would make me probably poo my pants.
All right, good.
Huge progress.
Excellent.
Okay, we're almost there.
Okay, and piton.
Yeah, maybe someday it would be the best guest to do rock climbing with like real life
of bouldering.
Will Neff?
Ludd?
Sarah Safari?
We already have something planned with Squeaks.
the table. He's busy. He's good and he is busy. Oh, that's a good rock right there.
Oh, that's a good rock. Oh, that's good. That was a good climb. We're almost there.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Dove it in the crack, push up.
Press.
I don't want to put on with the arm.
I don't want to break it, you know?
Maybe I just chalk up here and then we go for it.
Get ready, fist!
Fist!
I think he'd be like a spider just crawl up like it's nothing I agree.
we're almost there that's the exit we've got to go around this waterfall
ready like chop nice let us let us eat a snack
Good snack
Okay, wait, I don't have my charm on I just noticed where'd my charm go I
Like the the bells
Chiefs
Hey, oh he's still collecting them
And if we go up all the way no, no, no, no, there you go for pitons
Nice.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we freaking go.
To the left.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
There we go.
Thank you, Zimna Robletto.
There's this Irish YouTuber called Josh the Intern.
He travels around the world climbing and finding ancient ruins deep into the mountains.
It's so interesting and entertaining.
Wait, that sounds incredible.
Ancient ruins?
What?
Wait, we slipped there?
Okay, we slip here, how?
How are we supposed to?
Maybe I went too high.
Maybe I need to go lower.
Maybe it's a here angle.
You're right, I could try jumping.
So let's go down a little bit.
I'm gonna run and jump all the way.
I think it was all in this space to jump, right?
Check this out.
Okay, uh, hold on.
Check this out.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
We actually did it.
Okay.
Up.
All right.
Okay, up, four, up, put in the crack.
Put it right there, good stretch, I might as well drink some water while I'm here, okay.
All the way, yep, yep, yep.
And, okay, get off the wall.
Very good.
We did it!
Okay, recall the Patons.
Let's see where this door takes us.
Wait.
Wait, did I just come through there?
Wait, where?
Did I go in a circle?
Oh, I did.
I was like, no, don't tell me I have to go down.
OK, we found a short cut.
I wonder if this is back to the top of the temple.
I was freaking out a little bit.
I was a little worried.
I'm not going to lie.
I was like, I do not want to go back down.
OK.
I think we are- Oh, yep!
Oh, it's so windy!
Oh my goodness, it actually looks so windy.
Oh my God, look at the sunset!
It's beautiful, bro.
Let's go up.
Beautiful!
Okay, then I can save at the top.
Wow, the sun's gone already, isn't that crazy?
Like, let's watch the sunset.
It says, see what?
I'm not looking.
It's actually amazing.
The weather dynamic in this game is so incredible, dude.
It is actually so good.
Like, it actually sets.
The camera's blocking.
Oh, shit.
Full time.
Where do we sleep? We have a tent.
It's so beautiful. How do they even make this?
Cinema.
Oh, I milked the goat, alright.
Dev wants you to voice the seagulls don't dude. I thought about saying it as a joke, but then I literally couldn't I
Couldn't do it. I didn't want to I I was not about to have another seagull era that era is long gone
No, it would ruin the game bro
Okay, let's save and now we get to explore outside
Save, save. Perfect. Can I cook these plants, or no?
Um, I can't. Mushroom and yak. Mushroom yak makes a...
Cook the mushrooms extra sweet.
I'll save the rest.
How are my fingies doing?
Wow.
Oh, excellent condition for the left hand.
We're getting a little cut right there.
Our right hand is in good condition.
We got some boo-boos.
Time to wrap.
Wrapping.
Only good condition.
I wonder what they'd look like in the worst condition.
I've only been down to good condition.
I don't know how bad it can get.
Let's just wrap this finger.
It's got a little cut, growing.
OK.
Excellent.
OK.
Patan repair.
We're good.
Bag.
We are good.
Let's composite this.
Yeah, these plants we just are supposed to eat when we can.
Might as well sleep to the daytime.
Actually, oh yeah, you sleep to heal.
And wake up.
Okay, I'll wait till daytime.
Just some casual push-ups, no big deal.
Good morning, everybody!
Rise and shine!
It's time to climb.
Let's get out.
Wait, let's go look outside.
I love looking outside.
Good morning.
Wow.
Good morning, world.
Oh my God, it's so beautiful.
I could cry.
Oh, I'm tearing up a little bit.
Okay.
So,
we checked in there last time
and we know that we have to,
We heard someone inside the building, but it was blocked off.
So, oh, it's foggy.
Wait, nah, screw this.
I'm sleeping.
I can't see.
We're gonna sleep through the fog.
I'm not gonna watch the boxing match,
but keep me updated on who wins and stuff.
I am curious.
I wanna beat this game today.
Sleep, I'm gonna sleep a little more.
I don't want it to be foggy.
Let's check the weather thing rain it's fine no it's not fine sleep go back to sleep
Okay, oh, there you go, there you go, oh, it went back down.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
It's not raining, it's a little cloudy out, that's fine.
Okay.
Let's check.
Whoa.
Blue sun.
Okay, let's see where we're supposed to go.
We know that there's a window right here, there's a window there.
We know that there's a window right there, big window.
We know that there's another, there's big windows at the very top, right there, those
three.
We know that there's this window.
And then there's this crazy checkpoint and a scroll.
There's a piece of paper.
We have to get this piece of paper.
It's a must.
It's actually required.
I need the scroll.
It's hanging.
So I think we go to this checkpoint
because I want to see what it's like to sleep in a tent
hanging from the wall okay let's go to this window first that's oh god I'm
scared okay I'm scared oh my god I'm scared
let's just go up here
okay
We just started to chill, but put in one of those holes, I think.
Yeah, let's keep going.
This looks nice and easy for now.
This is a piece of cake for her!
Actual piece of cake.
Okay, let's keep going.
Let's...
Yeah, I just gotta follow.
Actually, I think I go more to the left and then go straight up.
Actually, this is a nice ridge to follow.
Paton, Paton, Paton!
Nice, Paton.
Best.
Go, go, go.
Rest.
Good rest, good rest.
Okay.
This is a piece of cake.
Sure, she's like quivering and stuff a lot, but this is good right here.
Look at this.
Rest.
Okay.
It's right there.
Don't make me a baton girl, you're scaring me.
Are we being dead ass, like I feel like...
There you go, there you go.
Rest.
Okay.
Oh my God, stressing me out.
Okay.
Up, up and pull.
Good, good, good.
Let's recall.
I got the pictures.
See, I wish you would say please every time.
It actually bothers me that she doesn't.
Whoa.
Oh, we took, we don't need to rest.
There's a bottle on the ground.
Let's pick up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
We found a new map.
A modern map, it is entitled Origami on Top of the World.
There's a list of names.
ML team leader, Solal First Aid, Aurole Itinerary,
Elsa Trongguladite to guide, Yamuna Documentary Maker.
A handwritten note.
The climbbot V4 scouted the wall last night
to identify the notes or the routes.
The wall ahead is truly hellish.
It's sent out worrying distress signals,
but it was impossible to pinpoint
their precise location.
Okay.
Oh, so that's above, that's the above section above this area, oh god.
The map is accompanied by an itinerary.
The first entry is scrawled with a note.
We've looked everywhere for Yamuna over three days, but she hasn't left the trace.
We can't delay this any longer, or none of us will survive.
Emma says she swore she'd seen a lynx disappear in a beam of light recently.
She was obsessed.
I hope we can find her higher up.
Hmm, thank you, Autumn, for the sun.
Hello.
A lynx.
Disappear in a beam of light.
I hope we can find her higher up.
OK, noted.
Noted.
Let's clear my bag, pick up some trash to compost.
Good time past.
Anything over here?
Hmm, any treasures?
Oh, got more water. Let's drink up.
Nothing here.
Nothing. Keep your eyes peeled for treasure. Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing
Nothing in any of these pots, huh? Oh, is this a dead end?
You guys hear that?
Well moving on
Oh. Chocolate and coffee. Let's freaking go.
What about the robot scared me? Anything in here? Nope. Anything in here? Nope.
Nothing, nothing. Oh, another window. Read.
To the chocolate dites of Kami, we hope for a great journey to the stars.
The stars guide you to the summit, and in their majesty
allow you to tread immaculate snow.
We the living will keep attempting the ascent,
hoping to one day succeed and join you.
It may calm me, remain calm me,
and trouble guides live in their bosom for eternity.
In her bosom.
In her, wait, our boobs bosom?
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
May they live in her breast.
Roll of time.
Okay we're here. It's a beautiful sunny day. I love when the rainbow comes out. Oh my goodness.
The bus end. Okay so this window leads to that window. Got it. So maybe we should just
go up to that window now. And then we could go to the left and then to the right. Or
Or maybe we go to the right.
Hmm.
OK.
Should we maybe, should I just run back and go
to the save point first?
I think we go to the save point, go across to the top,
and then grapple down.
Deal.
Let's go.
We got work to do.
I'm dizzy this way.
Sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint,
sprint, sprint.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Drink.
Good drink.
It's a beautiful sunny day.
We have to take advantage of this.
All right.
First things first.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother, oh, brother.
OK, no, no, no, it's all good.
Let's go. Okay. Have no fear. Put in the crack.
Okay, let's put it on here.
Oh, uh, last for, last for noisy and dude that cooks, thank you guys for the gift of
subs on YouTube.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, now we just we go up and we stay alongside the left maybe
The right does look quite easy though no no left
Yup.
Ooh, actually, maybe...
Maybe the right is... No, the right!
Man, oh no, no, no, left.
Chalk it up, chalk it up!
Is this reacting to your video? She is!
Oh my gosh, I'm excited for the Sinnoh video.
Whenever we do it this year, it'll be fun.
I have Piton here. I'm scared.
Okay. Good Piton! Good Piton! Let's go up, shall we?
Huge stretch.
Good rest, huge rest, I have to sneeze.
I
God
Why does it sound so scary
Okay, I just want to understand I can go up like this I go up up up and then
Dang, maybe left was a bad move. Oh, no, there's some cracks I could climb
We'll make it we'll make it we can make it
It's it.
Wee.
Ooh.
Oh, hell nah.
Oh, hell.
Wait, let's read the map.
Oh.
Oh, hell nah.
So am I supposed to find, is it just telling me the routes?
Or am I supposed to find something?
Oh, I see a thing up there.
Yeah, look at that thing, the robot.
OK.
Why does it sound so scary?
It sounds like Iron One audio.
It's freaking me out.
Come on!
Okay.
Storm warning!
During a storm, gusts of wind can knock you off your feet if a gust is coming, hold
on tight until it passes.
Um, okay, yeah, storm warning.
I think it's here, or you think I was just telling me if you're fun.
Okay, put in the crack, put in the crack, and rest.
Big rest.
How we doing?
Pretty good.
Uh, I could probably go up a little bit more of Patan.
You know what?
I might have to baton right here.
Oh my god!
Okay, good bullay, good bullay, good bullay, good bullay, good bullay, good bullay, good
bullay, good bullay.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is tough.
This is so tough.
Good bullay!
We can climb this.
Look at that rock right there.
Screaming my name
Right there, yeah, that's a nice rock
Talk me
Rest, big rest, big rest
Big rest in the crack, in the crack, good crack, good crack, good crack, oh here we go,
okay it's easy sailing from here.
in the crack. Oh my god, it's right there. It's right there. We're so close.
Oh, yes, oh, yes, stop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chill, chill.
Rest, rest, hold, hold.
OK.
Let's put on.
Let's eat a snack.
Let's eat a snack. She's hungry. She's a hungry girl. She's a hungry girl.
Alright, let's feed her some of this. Actually, that's mostly health. These are
like healing plants. We'll make some new food. Chocolate food. Mmm. Oh, creamy rice
is hidden. Good rice. Good rice. Okay, we're right there. We're very close to
the safe point. I just have to figure out, I think I could probably just chalk it and go
right across. There's a crack right there I can use.
Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go.
Why can't I not save?
E, save?
Oh, you have to clip on.
Oh, come on!
You have to clip on.
Usually, okay, in my defense, usually there's an E button.
No wearies, no wearies.
Look at what I have.
I have healing underground oak.
I don't even need it.
I'm fine.
You have to clip on to the little hook right there.
Or at least a chopper.
That's OK.
I am live on YouTube.
Yeah, I always am.
Except it's a hit and miss with Chalk Me when I'm IRL streaming.
But I don't really IRL streaming number.
Okay, this time we do it right.
In the crack, over, clip!
And jump.
Okay, I didn't mean all the way down there.
We did it!
Up, up, up.
Oh, big save.
Let us rest.
Ah!
Wow, we're sleeping on the side of a mountain.
That's crazy.
The batons are fine.
Bingis are in excellent condition.
I'm going to preemptively wrap the open wounds.
Not good.
Preventative teeth.
And then...
Ooh, our thumb is hurt.
My Mika.
Okay.
I want to cook the chocolate.
Chocolate hot cocoa.
Yum.
Cocoa time.
Ooh, wait, hot cocoa is sick.
Thank you, Robert, for 34 months on YouTube.
I'm going to make more chocolate.
And then we have coffee.
I'll put it in here.
Coffee should be good too.
You're so cute right now Mika, oh my goodness.
Chill.
Sugar in the coffee.
I can't have it. I can't have black coffee.
It's cute.
It's too strong.
Coffee dipped sugar cubes.
Okay, Mika wants it.
Okay, okay.
Okay, back on the adventure.
Okay. Is that a carrot? Wait, which one?
Rutt.
Okay. How's our bag looking? Oh, we're ready.
Collect chalk. Perfect.
Depot, depot, depot. And then, um, equip.
Okay. Good. Or do it. Good. This is great.
actually so great.
Okay, are you guys ready?
Let's sleep until morning,
because we've got more climbing to do.
We're gonna sleep through the night.
Good night.
Everyone go to bed.
It's raining.
We're definitely gonna sleep through this.
Nighttime and raining?
Oh hell no.
All right everybody wake up good morning
Weather is good enough
We don't need to plug that right now I didn't realize you're alive good morning. Sorry. I know I'm one of those streamers that is just what I'm live
I'm live
Let's drink some water
actually let's drink the cocoa and water. That burst? Alright, let's freaking go.
Okay, come on.
Are you serious?
It's raining?
Aw, brother.
My next goal is to get to this window.
You know what, I'm just going to use the doll.
Screw it.
Use.
You shake the troglodyte doll, it clears the weather.
All right, so we have one more usage.
One more use for that.
You've got to get the scroll.
The magic stretch.
Stretch.
Okay.
Okay, you know, let's talk, oh, we're not gonna make it, I'm simply going to use, clip!
Good clip!
Good clip.
All right.
My friend, I'm growing weary.
The weather conditions here are difficult, I can't even remember when we parted ways.
The days are blending together in my head and distant memories are less blurry than remembering
what I ate yesterday.
I remember you, then 13 year old walking through the gate of the Bernardo orphanage.
I remember your eyes to piercing, having already seen and experienced so much despite your
young age.
And your love for books, especially those that recounted the great human epics.
You who had no family name loved to memorize those whose exploits you admire.
I have no idea what who this person is.
With you I learned to be passionate about these stories too, spending hours in the library
dreaming of those snowy peaks trotted by the bravest, the articles on commie, the clean
mountain, and the folly of following you on an unreasonable expedition when we came
of age.
But in the end did we have anything better to do with our lives once we left the
Orphanage, Roberto.
The poor fool who never stops climbing alone with his ghost.
Roberto!
Thank you, torsion, for the sub.
Thanks so much.
Roberto.
Roberto!
I remember him like it was yesterday's.
All right, now our goal is to go to this window right
here, which should be relatively easy. Let me, if I could possibly go wrong.
Just a smidge.
We're just gonna crab, crawl our way over.
We're just going to, we're going to crab crawl our way.
Oh, foot in the crack.
OK, good.
I hope Mia likes this game.
Is she live yet?
She said, I think she said she's going to try it today.
Let's rest, not yet.
Good, I want to watch.
Thank you JT's.
Rest?
Okay.
Okay. We just got one big hurdle here.
Alright, rest, rest, rest.
Rest, rest, rest.
No, no, no!
Ugh, I could have made it.
I should have put on.
There's literally no constant-
And dimwit, thank you for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
I should have patoned.
What's wrong with me?
I have so many.
Yeah, at least there was no injuries.
I just swung around like a maniac.
At least it's easy to get back.
We're going to shimmy our way back across.
press. And I'm going to pick Tom when I get to that same spot. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah
Good
That step
But I'm put on it's on
Good baton!
What does Belay to rest?
Is Arva a mountaineer or an urban climber?
Clearly a bit of both.
Clearly.
I beat a both.
I'm so greedy.
Okay, maybe we can shimmy across here.
Okay, let's just go like this, yeah, yeah, yes, yep, let's grab there, let's rest,
to big rest. Oh, I see a nice hole. Step there. Dude, every time she sticks her fingers in
those holes she gets a sigh of relief. It's awesome. Wait, I'm not. Yes! Okay, we freaking
We did it! Okay. Recall. Let us check out these caves. Oh!
Why does it sound scary in here? Nice. We got a new save point. New water. Good water.
Nothing over here.
Tape.
Oh.
Tape and medicine.
Our little robo dude is still collecting.
Collecting our metal.
Our pitons.
He's busy.
So that's it, huh?
I guess it's just the next save point.
So you're telling me the save point
that is right there is pointless.
Oh, brother.
Wait, re-animal is out?
No, I think it comes out in February, doesn't it?
Oh, look at him, he's making his way to me.
Oh, thank you.
What is ReAnimal? It's made by the creators that made Little Nightmares, the Little Nightmares series.
And it's a two-player game. Same art style.
We did play the demo with Mi Young and it was awesome.
Demo was very short though.
You don't change category of stream?
Wait, did I forget to change it?
It's Karen, did I change it on YouTube?
It's, no, it's the correct category on Twitch and YouTube.
It's changed, okay, thank you, thank you.
Maybe you just have to refresh or something.
Can you pre-order it now?
I'm not sure, but the demo is available.
But do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Don't know, thank you for the five get subs.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, where were we?
Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh.
Okay.
We gotta climb up.
And this is gonna be very creepy.
Oh, brother.
Where's the exit, bro?
There's a, oh I see, there's like a wooden path up there.
You never went into the room below?
Oh!
Oh yeah!
I'm supposed to grapple down here.
Oh my god, I almost forgot.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god. I can't believe I almost forgot this room.
Found some garlic.
I'm gonna try to keep. Oh my god.
A plantain! Watch out, bird!
Yeah, bird!
Oh!
Okay, yeah.
But I got eggs, I got eggs.
I got eggs though, it was worth it.
Let's cook the eggs.
Oh, that was stressful.
You murdered her family.
Um, I'm out here surviving.
I only have one broken piton.
Open the bag.
It's time!
Con-co-cho-cho eggs?
Break the shell in case of emergency, but cook it preferably.
Ooh.
Ooh, who wants breakfast?
Time to cook.
Egg.
I'm like, I'm like weirdly tabbed out of the game so it's like not showing my cursor anymore, which is really making things so weird.
I'm gonna put it in full screen settings.
Uh, video.
Full screen.
Okay.
When I go to the left too much, it shows my other, the mouse on the other monitor, which is really weird.
Okay.
Egg.
I can't click anything.
Have to use space maybe?
Should we have chocolate eggs? No, no, no the chocolate milk is really good
Maybe just boiled eggs
Coffee eggs? No, no, no, no, no let's just boil the eggs
What the heck dude I'm like weirdly tabbed out of the game so I can't like cook anything
Did I do it? No, I removed it
Oh, that's really frustrating. I don't know what's going on. Do I have to restart?
I tab out, click back in.
You know what? All of a sudden I give up.
It's being so weird. It's being really, really weird.
Moving on!
Let's check over here before we go check that out.
I still have my umbilical- oh!
Oh. Oh.
What do you think? Read.
necessary to rotate them, forcing the oldest occupants to make way for the most recent.
The bone shall be crushed and scattered and the fine dust to the forewinds, illustrating
the eternal oblivion that awaits everyone.
Oh my God.
At the end of the ceremony, relatives are invited to throw the Statute of the deceased into
the pit.
This ensures their body returns to the mountain while their spirit rises up to the stars.
Okay, shall we go down first or should we go up first?
Let's just take a peek in here.
Oh, backpack!
We got some powdered milk.
I think we got to go down first.
Look at the way the lighting changed here.
That looks like you're supposed to go that way.
Raffle down.
Okay.
Jump.
Um, I'm scared.
I'm going to run out of cord, aren't I?
Wait, we've been here.
No?
What?
Oh, we've been here.
This is where we were before.
Hold on, let me take a look.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank goodness I didn't recall the Patons.
I would have been so annoyed.
Okay, let's head back up.
I didn't even notice this hole.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
Up, up, up, up, up, up, don't look at her leg.
It's totally normal.
Only experts look like this, could not be you.
Puttles, thank you for the resub.
Oh, I see they're.
Woah!
Ahh!
Woah!
Hey, you're my old smurf!
Hey!
Okay, we've got to climb out of here.
Okay, you can do it!
Jump!
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good.
I have to recall, don't I?
I think I have to screw it.
I'll just recall then.
It's getting buggy.
All right, let's go down this crack
Okay, here we go backpack by the hole
Backpack oh, I think it's the one I already looted, but I just want to double-check. Oh my god. It's not the one I looted. Oh
Thank you teabag and a broken bottle
I'm just going to eat this.
These plants are so big for no damn reason.
Ooh, let's eat this boiled egg.
And let's get rid of these potatoes.
Yep, yep, yep.
Shake it up.
Good shake.
Ooh, very good shake.
And then I want to deposit this.
Oh, I could wait a little bit.
Nice.
All right.
Claire, let's freaking go!
Rae, what's your twitch?
I can't find it.
Oh my god, you're joking.
You're a funny one.
Do you mean my YouTube or?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. You guys are so funny.
Oh my god, the sound is back.
Okay. There's a hole here. Let's look in here.
I think this is a dead end. Dead end, clear.
There's a hole.
I'm so scared.
There's a hole up there.
Should I go up there first?
A crystal shard!
Oh, that's from the peephole from a long time ago that we saw.
What's the shard do?
That crystal shard looks kind of special if I were a crystal hunter, I'd set it aside.
Maybe the crystal hunter would like this.
I wonder if I should go up here first.
Oh, there's a save point.
Oh!
Raid boss?
Oh my god.
Cut scene.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, quite unexpected.
So sorry to bother you. I was exploring this fascinating place and well, and there you are.
The crystal cutter.
There you are. Baby kid, Jack, yes. Baby kid, Jack.
Did you build this place?
What place do you speak?
Sanctuary.
Oh.
I'm looking down at the rocks every day.
All day.
I've forgotten about all this.
Very beautiful.
It's all very fascinating, don't I?
But no.
I've not the builder of this place.
Well, this guy's a little cuckoo.
It's, um,
it's hard to imagine.
But once upon a time,
people used to
People used to live in Cary. Each village kept the tradition of bringing their debt to this century.
So they could be closer to the summit and their souls within reach of the sky.
So aren't you kind of profaning a cemetery by digging here?
It's true. I suppose I'd go and have a rock summon here.
And besides, listen here, but don't they might...
...they don't complain it.
I'd say we keep each other company.
They listen to my stories.
And I feel a little disloyal.
Who else will I want to hear about?
Anthibolites, limonites or limichails?
Are you keen to the science of props?
Very little, I'm afraid.
You're the kind that still want crystals, I guess.
Oh, a climber.
I'm a climber.
I'm just here to climb.
Strange occupation, if you ask me, climbing will make you rich.
Now, crystal-cutting, that's a solid job.
One day I'll be rich.
Just need to find the right track and route, go on it, and then, rich!
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but Sunday.
Can you hear them laughing? They want to see me get rich too.
Let's not waste any time, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.
What's my saviour's option?
Leave the guy alone or give him a hand.
I hate him!
Oh, another shard.
Okay, I don't know if it's good to befriend him, but isn't it a little obvious?
Like I feel like whenever the character seems obviously bad, is it a good thing?
Oh, what'd she say?
Did she say one more might make him happy?
Oh.
Okay.
One more might make him, oh, I see it, it's right there.
Oh, look at that rock.
Wait for me, that should be enough time to stop digging.
Okay. Yeah.
Here you go.
What is it, what is it, what is it, what is it?
A small windmill, useful for anticipating gusts of wind.
You can equip it or store it from your backpack.
Cool.
Oh, and we have a crystal shard charm.
Oh, nice.
Okay, I like the chimes though a lot but I want to see it.
I like the chimes.
It's the only one that makes sound.
Sometimes.
Alright, well we'll leave him to it.
His head up here now.
Ow.
He gets so mad when she falls down.
Maybe we can climb here.
Nice.
But...
Oh, so close.
I think we can just make it over like this.
No, she's not cold.
She's just exhausted.
the ledge. Okay, nice. Come on. What is happening? Are you kidding me? What is happening? I'm
I'm going to put it on just in case I ain't restarting.
OK, come on.
Up.
There you go.
Jesus.
Let's recall.
Little plant.
That's nice.
OK, there's a same point over here.
That guy was a weirdo.
I didn't like him.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, there's something up there.
Up, up, up, up.
Do we need to rest?
It doesn't hurt to check on the status of our fingies.
How many rowers do I have?
Oh, nice, I can feel where I am.
I feel where I am.
Ooh.
Got a little boo-boo.
W Finkies.
True.
Good enough?
Excellent, excellent.
Pitons are fine.
Uh, the burrura tea.
Mushroom.
I feel like it's it's so buggy now. It's so weird. I feel like I really struggle.
I have to click space to be able to activate things. I think I have to restart my game later.
A damaged recipe page. Uh, what is it? Followed the recipes, the letter,
mushrooms, and a very, yeah, mushrooms suit. Yeah, you know. Okay, moving on.
Let's see if there's anything in this cave.
I want to be back outside.
Oh, looks like that is our next objective.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, this treasure down here.
Let's rappel down and see what that is.
There's three dead bodies down here.
Jump!
Oh, my goodness, this is so creepy.
The spider accused me of stealing his crystals.
He's gone crazy.
All my crystals are accounted for and I'll make him regret this slanderous act.
The spider?
That's it.
That looks like a lizard alligator.
What is that?
I don't know.
Spider.
Here's a backpack.
That's a, that's a minbee.
We don't want to let this cause a lot of the risks.
This guy still has glasses on.
Woo!
A big flask.
A bulky water flask, a bit cumbersome,
but better than passing out.
Oh my God, big jug.
Big jug, big jug, nice.
Anything else on here?
Well, let's light our torch.
X and three.
You guys see anything?
I think there's one more body to check right here.
Oh, my God, what happened to this guy?
I'll have to warn the crystal gold next time I get the chance.
The spider is encroaching on the veins worked by the viper the salamander and myself his eerie behavior and threats probably pushed my two colleagues to leave. I haven't seen them for a while.
What what is happening? Is this like a poem or something sounds like code names. Yeah, what's going on here.
The bat
I don't think he fell on his pickaxe, they probably killed each other because they're
so greedy for the crystals.
This guy also has a pickaxe in him.
What the heck is going on?
There's drama!
This guy's just chilling.
Well, not my problem.
All right, let's put the light away.
Go back up, shall we?
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Almost there.
Are we going to solve this mysterious screwball?
The screwballs?
It was just a bunch of hoo-ha.
Up, nice.
Okay.
us leaf. We have to go up there. I think it will be easy here. It'll be so easy. You guys
will be so impressed by my climbing skills. Nothing will be harder than that one cave.
Everything will be harder.
Okay, let's rest.
That is the resting position.
You know what?
Okay, after I get a little bit higher all the time.
Up, up.
All right, put it on!
She's thirsty.
Let's drink some water.
Oh, let's go away first.
Okay, get some water in.
Nice.
nice. Let's see if these random plants. And I'll eat that. Shake it up. Good. We're healthy,
wealthy, grow bossing thriving. Okay. Now. Oh, God. Let me take a peek here. I think
You can climb this.
There's a lot of random cracks up to that point.
It'll be fine.
Yup, yep, yep.
My goodness.
Press. Maybe I have to go along this side here.
Chill!
I think it's chalk time.
Okay, we go up to those cracks.
You're doing great!
You're doing so good!
Okay, keep going.
Oh, that's a good ledge.
it worth it worth it worth it okay keep going well that's a good leg rest okay
whoa
We're so close.
Okay, good, good, good.
Oh my god.
Is there anything around here?
We freaking did it.
Okay, clear!
Should we call?
And head into this room.
It seems like it'd be like a puzzle room, but there's no puzzles.
Oh.
We got a crawl now?
Crawling.
I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said, yes, congrats.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, Kleinbot, pull me out before I get stuck, okay?
No.
This is one of those cave diving situations. Oh hell no.
I'm scared. Oh my god.
It feels so claustrophobic.
Perfect spot for a jump scare.
I know I feel like this is where something scary would happen.
But nothing's happening.
Oh, Leslie would die here.
That's okay.
They're just spiders.
They're harmless.
Daddy long legs, harmless.
I'm scared there would be a snake.
Okay, we're crawling.
This is quite the tunnel.
Oh, oh no, more water.
Oh my gosh.
What do you mean, GGs?
What does that sound?
Oh, shit!
Don't resist that, baby.
What was that for?
For what reason?
for what reason
Okay, dude
Oh brother bro all that I mean we did get the windmill thing which is great so you can
see the windmill on the backpack when it spins really fast that means a freaking storm is
coming.
Hi Emily!
For me you could have a pause moment, oh, look at this gourd, yes.
Okay.
Okay, sorry.
Just some touching grass beans.
Okay, okay, okay.
I want to try cooking.
That new Sonic burger is so messy.
Cook.
Every time I try to cook now, I can't click.
I have to restart the game.
Okay, so let's get out.
I'm going to go back to window mode because clearly it's not working.
Perfect.
I'll go back, go back, we're going to save and I'm going to restart the game.
Okay.
I'm going to restart the game real quick.
What do you guys think so far?
It's pretty awesome, isn't it?
Repair Patons?
you're right. Thank you, Jessica. Thank you. Thank you. Apparently it takes 15 hours to beat
and we're almost 11 hours in, so I think we might beat it today.
Hopefully this repairs my issue. It's so good to watch along. I highly recommend it. I think
even if you're watching, it's still worth playing because it's quite beautiful
And it's very satisfying to climb.
Sorry.
Okay.
Please work.
Yes!
It works!
I can see my cursor now.
Okay.
Perfect.
Okay.
Let's do the powdered garlic.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Garlic coffee? What does that do?
Coffee herbal. Big buffs.
Big buffs.
Okay, what about the powdered milk with the chocolate drink?
What about the nettle with the goat milk?
I don't know what nettle does.
Goat milk herbal.
Oh, it's not extra sweet, just changed it.
Tea bag.
Let's put it in our, no, it's already herbal, it's already herbal.
Let's just put it in our clean water, herb milk, tea, nice, okay, oh, and the mushrooms.
Also put that in the tea, mushroom tea.
mushrooms herbal edition okay that's pretty good pinkies okay we've got big
climb let's tape this finger the big chunk of tea oh yeah we need our tea okay
Okay, maximal grip acquired, our bag, let's collect the chalk, dispose of this, and this,
and this, and then that's good, and then we need to repair the patons.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice! Okay, we've got a huge climb ahead of us. I'm scared and now let's sleep till
daytime. Good night, everyone! Bed! Everyone sleep!
And checking the weather, perfect weather today.
I can see a bottom left.
Good morning everybody.
It's freaking time.
Want to drink up?
All right, it's time.
It's a beautiful day to continue.
All right, it's time.
It's a beautiful day to continue the climb.
Oh my god, it's so gorgeous.
I can't.
OK, so let's look at the map here.
OK, we have to get to that robot thing.
Why do we have to get to the robot thing?
Because the map says so.
The Kleinbaugh v4 scouted the walls last night
to identify the routes.
The wall ahead is truly hellish.
It sent out worrying distress signals,
but it was impossible to pinpoint their precise location.
OK.
So I think if we get to the robot,
it'll show the paths up above.
And then we have this as well in the back.
We've looked everywhere for Yamuna over three days,
but she hasn't left the trace.
We can't delay the SN any longer or none of us will survive.
And Mel says she's scored.
She's seen a link disappear and a beam of light recently.
She was obsessed.
I hope we can find her higher up.
23, 24.
So we're here at 24.
We're gonna go up to 25.
Then we go to 26.
Then we go to the right, 27 and up to 28.
Oh, brother. Oh yeah. What do you mean go up purple? That's the hardest one.
Okay, it is the easiest one out of the options.
We do have to make our way up to the right here.
Oh, brother. Wow. Black is easier than the purple.
White is the hardest. Okay.
Okay. Yeah, no, this is great. I love this.
Okay. I love this.
Oh, okay, I think it's right there
Let's freaking go. We got our glowy gloves on
We got a conserver pitons
Because we only have five not six anymore
Uh-oh, the windmill is blowing.
Okay, so far so good.
Let's climb over this way a little bit.
I'm gonna greet my pitons.
You can talk soon.
Rest, good rest.
Okay, piton one.
Isn't that a pinwheel?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that thing.
Deep breaths, lady, you can do it.
Right on.
Up, up, yep.
Yup.
Up.
OK, this looks a little tough here.
I think we can shimmy to the left.
OK, maybe.
OK, look at the map.
Gulp.
OK.
Okay, yeah. To the right-ish. Let's head to the right-ish, I suppose. Oh, I see it.
Yeah.
I wanted to put, grab that hole but I couldn't grab it, we're good!
This makes you want to get into rock climbing, wow it has the opposite effect on me.
This looks so dangerous.
I'm gonna go more to the right early okay yep
Okay, this looks good.
That could have been a decent cave painter, actually.
Girl, you can do anything.
You can climb like this.
You can do anything.
I support you.
This is insane.
Oh!
Brace yourself!
Oh my god!
Are you good?
Okay, we're right there.
Okay, I see it.
I see it.
Okay.
Now we gotta go this way.
Yeah, and the rest, good rest.
This looks relatively, let's chalk it up.
That's so much chalk we might as well.
It's raining. Oh my god it's raining. No no no!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine. We're fine, we're okay, we're okay.
We're okay, we're okay.
Good for time.
Oh, brother, spare me.
Okay, yep.
Okay, it's not too slippery.
Oh, it's windy too!
Oh, that's all good, whatever.
What? Let's go back this way.
Yup.
I'm gonna go this way last time.
Wash. Wash!
Brace yourself.
Dude, they did such a good job making the wind look really windy.
Burr!
It's making me feel extra chilly.
Okay, now out in the heckies.
Okay, we're touching the hardest path right now, so let's move to the right a little bit
for pink.
Let's go to pink.
Yup, stick your toe in the crack.
Yup, and then yup.
Okay.
OK.
Oh, that's a good bludge.
Chalk me.
Good grip.
Oh, I see the little holes.
Big break, okay, big, oh, oh my god, a cutscene.
What's happening?
Oh, this is not the time. Stop beeping right now. Stop it! I need to focus!
Why, Ova? I keep asking myself that question. It's just stuck in my head. Why? Why did you leave?
Why do you feel the need to climb that big, stupid rock? Why does it affect me so much?
Oh
That's her cat right capsule
Oh
When the time came, DeVette asked me if I wanted to leave the room.
Why would I let him go alone?
He stayed, of course.
This is a crazy time to receive this news.
At the end, I held him against me.
I told him I loved him.
In his body, his little body collapsing into my arms.
Oh my God!
Petton! Petton!
She can't forget that feeling.
Anyway, once again, I am breaking your concentration, but I would love to know, Arva, why?
No!
We need that!
Then break up with her, you selfish scumbag!
What's the point of doing this?
Oh my God!
She cares so much about you and you're just freaking,
like, literally can't even answer your damn phone calls.
Oh my God, nah, dude.
This woman is actually, nah, this is red flag.
Breaking up terms.
No, I'll jump, I'll freaking jump, I'll do it.
That's crazy, that's actually crazy.
And you freaking broke off the robots the robots antenna
What what is she doing this for what actually what is she doing this for where there her loved ones are so worried about her
Like I get it. It must be does this make you like what does this what does this make you?
What can we pause pause for a moment?
So upset okay, does this make you a selfish person or?
Does this make you an extremely driven person?
I guess it's both.
I guess it's like, but I feel like, okay, you know what I think?
I think that if you're doing something like this and maybe you should break up with your partner.
I don't know.
I feel like this is your life is literally on the line.
I even have a partner, but then again,
I feel like it's also on the partner's decision
to want to be with you as well.
So like she knows what she signed up for, right?
But also like, I don't know,
I think it's kind of crazy to rip off the antenna
of the robot after you get a message that your cat died.
Like that's kind of crazy.
You definitely would want a partner that supports you in life and this is something that she obviously cares about and
I don't know but
Her voicemail is so sad. She's like why are you doing this? How does she not know why she's already doing this?
Ugh, that's so sad. It's so sad. What a horrible horrible. I that's so sad
Anyways toe in the hole
And then it might be one of those situations.
I guess it depends on the situation, like what if, I don't know, what if she wasn't always
a climber, and then she became one after she already met her partner.
Oh, you know what, let's stay over to the left here.
Why is the music all sad?
I need a grip this fall.
Really?
I've seen you grip this.
I've seen you.
I've seen what you've done with them toes, girl.
Oh, that was at the last second.
She's been climbing since she was three years old.
years old, she is the mountain. If that's the case, I mean, she's also world champion,
like she's, she's been in articles and stuff. So I think her partner should break up with
her if she can't handle this.
You don't think so?
I do think that it takes a lot of selfishness to be able to achieve these type of greatnesses.
Like you know imagine being an Olympic medalist all the training you have to do to achieve
gold metal like that you're probably away for the holidays you're probably like
just focusing on your focusing on your work
okay so this material we cannot use pitons so
you have to remember that this area is going to be tough
Is the music too loud by the way?
No, okay.
This is really creepy.
My legs are freaking borked.
Okay, we can put on here.
We should put on and eat food, because we're hungry.
Three!
Pecan!
Ah!
Blame, blame.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Let's see our progress.
Really good progress.
Okay, we're almost...
I think the robot's over here somewhere.
Oh my god, a cave.
Okay, we have to go to the cave.
Wait, let me see the map.
Yep.
The robot is definitely up there.
Wait, no, it's not.
It says it's right there, but maybe it's in the cave
and you go down or something.
Ah.
Yeah, we'll have no patons.
When I get to this cave, I'll recall them.
And then we should be able to make our way that way.
I do have one Paton left, which is really freaking scary.
Oh, this is where the path ends.
But it looks quite easy right here.
Like if I could get past that part,
like this part looks relatively easy.
I do have one Paton.
Is there anywhere I can stand to recall them?
Maybe I could stand there.
Oh yeah, let's eat.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm scared. I'm running out of juice. Um, okay. Let us eat. Let's eat some cooked mushrooms or
Let's drink some water. Actually, let's drink some tea.
Good tea. A glug of water. Let's restock on our chalk. Let us drink some milk. Some goat milk.
And then let us eat some cooked mushrooms. Oh, we're healthy. We're healthy. I've got one good put on
Okay, here we freaking go
This is a big climb
I'm going to chalk it up.
Okay.
Yup.
Good chalk.
So close.
Perfect.
Let's go here.
Actually, undo that.
Let's go right there.
undo that. Let's go right there.
OK.
Oh, no. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let me take a peek.
Yeah, there's a little ledge right there.
Oh, it's good.
You touching grass episode is peak.
Thank you for watching.
The cute one. It's a wholesome one.
the difference between vanilla's episode and quackity's episode is just gonna be
so freaking ridiculous you will you will see
yep good stretch
Okay, toe in crack.
Wait, where am I supposed to grab here?
Oh, let's grab in there.
Can we reach up there?
Oh, that's such a good reach.
Wow, this is tough.
Good.
Yeah.
Yup.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that even a three second climb?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
This foot can come up here.
Girl, I am amazed by this woman.
I don't know how she's frickin' doing this, bro.
Shuffs her toe right on in there and it just holds her for days
Amazing. Okay, let's chalk it up
Big chop
Big reach
Yep
No. Oh, there you go. Oh, maybe not. Right there, maybe. Um, in the crack. Yup. Strap
What do you mean, strapping down?
What does that mean?
Oh, because of the wind?
Take rest.
Oh my god, we're almost there, I think.
It freaks me out when she starts breathing like that.
I'm stressed, I'm stressed, pause!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, we're like here where the robot is, but it's definitely in the cave, I think.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, let's head over to...
I need a Paton so bad.
I only have one left though, chop, chop, chop, okay.
If I can stand where that little grass is,
that would be amazing.
Cause then I can recall my other Patons.
I can't reach that far.
Come on.
I can't tell. I don't know if I
can. I don't think I'm
standing. Stand woman.
Uh, okay. You know, maybe I
don't. I just put on here and I
go up to the top. Okay. Yeah.
have to try to go up as high as I can, do my last paton.
It's pretty safe to climb here, so I think it should be fine.
If I fall, that would be quite atrocious.
I can't put something here.
What?
Not in that rock.
I'm like over though.
What about here?
Really?
Oh my god. It's Q.
What?
Okay, wait.
Wait.
Why is the action for the indestructible
baton different from the regular batons?
In my defense, she said, you can't do it in this rock.
Oh, this looks freaking hard, bro.
It's special, sir.
Okay.
Whoa, no.
Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I should have chalked. You're right. I should have chalked.
Okay, we got more chalk. Let me stock up on my chalk.
I'm gonna have three left.
Oh yeah.
Yup.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna have three left.
Okay.
I'm gonna have three left.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to get the
Yeah.
Right there.
Okay.
Great. You always leave games
have done. How dare you say
that after I am completing a
Also, I've only I've only done it like once or twice
Okay, is it time to chalk I think so
Big chalk we're so close I stick my toe in there no not yet
Let's do this. Let's do this.
The wind is coming.
Okay.
almost there. You grab that. Yeah, that's a good rock. We have six grips left, but we're
so close. Very good. Very good. Push! Oh my god! Stop! This is hard for us. We are doing
it yes okay let's recall the batons guys we freaking made it
save point oh dash nice oh no let me drink this rotten water oh the
The links! The links, origami. Beat up climbbot. Strong infusion and raisins. Oh no, it's the
links! Whoa, what animal is this? Oh, you think this is the links? Like a real one?
I don't know what to do.
Mushrooms.
That's so sad.
Let's rest.
Links are small, but what if it was a, uh, in a Jurassic Park one?
All right.
Uh, do we need to repair anything?
No repairs.
Doing that thing again where I'm like, half in, half out.
good condition. Uh oh.
Oh, wrap that up.
Nice.
Wrap that up.
Nice.
I'm kind of running out of tape, so I'm just not going to wrap until they're in good condition.
Ah, it's doing that thing again.
A little origami links looks intact unlike its owner, okay?
That's crazy.
Um...
What?
Should eat.
Ooh, raisins are big.
I did restart the game and it worked but now it's doing it again I'm gonna get out.
Yeah, let's freaking go bros.
Um
So
Now we got to get to here
But this is quite the
I think you know what I think I just try oh I think I could go like this doot doot doot
do do do do do do do do.
Bam.
My chalk is ready.
Perfect.
Okay, here we go.
You're
very.
I don't like it.
Reach!
Can you get your foot up there?
Okay, you know what? I'll step here.
Toes!
Nice.
OK, this is good.
Thank you, Flux, for the sub on YouTube.
Thanks so much.
Look, actually, great.
My robot is being ridiculous right now, it's in 360s.
Big rest.
Did we just slip?
Jesus! This doesn't look possible! Put it on! I ain't going back, only forward.
Okay. You're fine.
Oh, big rest. Okay. Okay.
Okay, this is good. This is good. This is good. Okay. Big, big, big.
Yep. And yep.
Okay, ow, ow, rest.
Maybe I do another Paton bite.
Losing the man.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
This is easy.
We're almost there.
What's on?
We ain't going back.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So good.
Dude, we came a long ways.
Oh my god, that part looks amazing.
can't wait to get there. Push! Good. Oh, we gotta go up. You reached that. Oh, I'm slipping.
Oh, rest.
Oh, yeah.
Get those dogs in there.
And push!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, ooh, don't slip now, who's...
Right there.
Perfect!
Oh!
What?
Girl, can you untangle yourself, ma'am?
You've got so much better than this.
Thank you.
I agree.
I've kind of gotten used to it.
It's a little tough at first.
It's probably easier on controller, but I'm playing on mouse and keyboard.
And honestly, it feels good still.
It's not too bad.
It's rest.
Braining.
I should press Q, so I can use the one.
Nah, you're good.
I don't believe you.
Can you stick your toe in that hole?
Very good.
Yes!
Oh my god, we did it!
We did it, we did it, we did it!
Wow!
Who built this bridge?
I wish it was a sunny day, but it's cutscene.
Literally the worst weather.
Oh my god, why is it this weather?
Bruh.
Oh, oh my God.
That was a slog, wasn't it?
It was challenging, sure.
He's alive!
Challenging. That's one way to put it. That challenge just about wiped me out.
He's getting tired.
Getting tired. I'm way past that. I'm burnt out.
There's always a time in the climb when you're played by doubt
But as soon as you get over it the motivation returns and you're left filled with rage to get to the top
I don't know that I've ever felt that rage
You can do it. Thank you Jeffy for crying. Summer isn't far off
You say so
Hey, listen, I'm sorry about last time. After the lake.
I've been told I'm a terrible singer. I have no regrets.
I'm glad she apologized.
Yeah, I'm gonna be right here. You wanna join me?
I don't know. Maybe next time.
Would this change your mind?
What is it?
what is it? I know next to nothing about booze.
Ain't no way you're drinking up this mountain.
Oh my god. Are people just trying to feel something?
Dude I wish the weather was clear for this. I'm so sad. Why is it so rainy?
I want to see the view.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, this is dumb reading.
Carabiner is gonna hold the wind at all time every moment the wind
The wind and the rock
Wow
Good not be me. I
Could not
That is what it is. I could blame them, you know, there's no way they could get it
You hear the prime?
Bayuma.
Wow.
Oh, girl, get in your tent, please.
What the?
Oh my god!
We're dreaming, we're drunk dreaming.
Okay.
Now I'm anxious.
Whoa.
Am I good?
What is that?
I'm not sure.
I'm in love with you.
I only want the mountain.
I will break up with my girlfriend for you.
This is a long dream.
Goats, goats, goats, goats, goats, goats, goats, goats, goats.
You alright? Boo's not treating you right, huh? I found some medicine packets, if that
helps. Don't ever make me drink that nasty stuff again.
I don't think it was theirs.
Water. I need water.
I need water.
Maybe just some regular clean water.
A little bit.
Oh, it huds.
Oh my god, girl.
Oh my god, girl!
My freaking water!
Ah!
Oh at least it's beautiful. Let's save, shall we? She was parched!
Oh hell no!
Wow, we're really high up this mountain.
Doing the thing again. One piton broken. I won't be able to cook like this.
I can't click the cook button.
Damn it, that's fine.
Fingers are, ooh, good condition.
For this hand, wrap our busted thumb.
How's that?
Excellent, excellent.
Good, we gotta conserve our wraps.
Um.
Erm.
Wow.
We are out of stuff.
Let's just go.
Okay.
Oh my god, this is so beautiful.
Wow.
Whoa, oh my gosh, there's a top.
We should have let me pull out more so I could see the whole path that we walked up, but
this is as far as I could go.
Whoa.
Yeah, I also have the other map now.
Okay, cool.
Okay, let's go.
Actually, I have to use the restroom.
You guys can watch the sun.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
.
Beth!
Did it play Prime Investigators on shrimp? No.
I haven't. That sounds awesome though.
Is the sun setting or is the sun rising?
Scatter!
Oh, let's see here.
Did I kick my camera?
Oh, I think it's rising.
Heck, why is it moving so fast?
Whoa!
Why is it moving so fast all of a sudden?
Okay, we're back.
There we go.
Okay, let's look at the map.
Oh my god, look, he's right there!
He's literally climbing with us!
Whoa, that's trippy!
It's kind of nice.
I guess we couldn't follow him.
Let me look at the map that we have.
Read map and then flip.
Whoa!
Wimp with the 50 freaking gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
That was very kind.
So kind.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, let's follow him, shall we?
Thank you.
Why do I have a feeling he's going to die?
I also have that feeling.
He's like young and he's drinking on the climb.
I do like his presence though.
It feels less lonely.
He's so positive.
It's nice.
I want to catch up to him.
I'm not going to be doing good.
I had a really cool shoot today that I can't talk about yet.
And now we're going to beat this incredible game today.
Unless it goes over 12 hours, but I don't think it will.
I mean, surely it doesn't.
I kind of have to conserve my chalk a little bit.
Alright.
I'm gonna shove my toesies.
This is really awkward.
Oh cutscene
Don't do that this part's pretty hard. I'm already falling five times from the same place five times
Come on keep pushing this part doesn't look very complicated. Sorry. Sorry, um
I'm just stressed out.
My arms are starting to hurt.
I'm feeling tired.
You can do it, Marco.
You can do it!
An easy route.
I don't find that very encouraging, you know.
Fatigue is all in your head, Marco.
You can do it.
Okay?
Listen to me.
Fatigue is in your head?
I believe in you.
Well, that's my kind of medicine.
Okay, up on the left, I don't know.
Can't project it, can you?
Nope.
Okay, so you see the little overhand to the right?
This one?
No, that one over there.
There's a vertical crack at arm's length to the right.
Okay, got it.
So, you can hook your left foot and right hand in this crack, then grab the hold just
above left-handed.
Okay.
Okay, I think I got it.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Like, right now?
I'll get nervous if you watch me climb.
Hey Marco, I meant what I said.
I believe in you.
Watch how the pro does it.
She's so confident.
Alright, alright. See you later.
Yeah! Follow me!
I'm a pro or whatever.
Don't know, cover your eyes.
I'm gonna see what's over here.
Oh, look at that.
You are so fast it's wild.
Yeah, I'm fast or whatever.
See, that's where I got stuck.
And you just got over it without breaking its way.
I'm so lame.
Woohoo.
Whoa.
This is cool.
Oh my god, I did not peton that whole time.
Let's see.
Is there something over?
Oh, there's an egg.
Is it worth going over to this side?
There is probably, I mean it's just an egg.
I don't see anything here.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to continue on.
Go up this pathway over here.
Cool.
Good night, Bulva.
Have a good sleep.
Oh, I could grapple down.
I was getting foggy.
Yeah, I'll just grapple here real quick.
Check it out. I'm also running out of water.
Let's clear this up.
Where are your character's legs like that?
You have to be built like this to climb like this.
All right, that's how it is in this world, a built diff literally, okay there's nothing
here but I definitely, thank you big boss Jiro for subbing, thank you so much, oh I want
that egg. I want that egg. Sweet. Sweet. And jump. I guess it was worth it. Eggs are good.
Okay, let's go back up.
Thank you, Arya, for the 32 months on YouTube.
Welcome back.
Thank you, thank you.
Where do you get your teriyaki bowl from?
Just saw it in a vod.
It looked peak.
Um, it's at a restaurant called Calibacy.
I'll take a breather.
It's awesome in LA.
Up, up, up, push, push.
OK, let's recall.
All right, heading up.
Oh, backpack.
Dehydrated soup and chalk.
I've got to make some room here.
Well, we got plenty of room, which is very ugly.
There you go.
Chalk.
I'm worried we're skipping the other hole that we passed.
I guess we're going around.
Instinct of the five gifted subs.
thank you very much thank you thank you thank you
hope i'm not missing anything cool thank you instinct
you're a real woman
let me just double check that this is where i wanted to go
and it is oh it's a foggy day
Thank you, Darth, for the 62 months on YouTube.
Okay, we'll just shimmy our way over real quick, no big deal.
Why is she slipping?
Nice.
Anything over here?
Plantains.
Hmm.
Huh.
Huh. Interesting. I don't see anything here. Right? Is he still down there? Oh my god, he's
gone. Did he die? Oh! Oh, there's a body up here. We gotta go check out the body.
Okay, I think we go to the body, head up, and then we rappel down, and then we continue
on.
Step, step, step.
Step.
I don't need any pitans.
Very good. So many bodies. It's like real life honestly.
Isn't there like a mountain? Is it Mount Everest? Or people try to hike Mount
Everest and they literally have dead bodies on the way to the peak as
markers. Because what do you need to do? No one's gonna go up there and get the
bodies and also people die for so many reasons whether it's just like
like fatigue, lack of food, oxygen.
Okay, this is gonna be a little toughy,
but it's okay, I think we're here.
Also, people litter so much at the top,
because where else are you supposed
to put your wrappers and stuff?
There's so much garbage up there, it's so sad.
And I think I saw one time that there was a line.
That's the time. A line in some areas.
Okay, yep.
I'm going to put this foot here, this foot here, this foot here, very good, very good.
Oh dang, real thirsty.
Hopefully we find water soon because we drank so much from drinking that night.
up, up, up, up. Nice. That's our call. Rest in peace, fellow climber. Oh, fruit jellies,
climbing tape and alpine cola. Thank you so much. How do you die with this food on you?
I guess you could fall from above, I suppose.
Oh, we're hungry.
Let's eat.
Cola.
Granola, but we're so thirsty.
Let's drink some tea.
Big tea and temperature increase.
Let's eat some raisins,
plantains.
Uh, that doesn't fill up pretty much.
Oh, this will f- the egg.
Let's composite this.
Hmm.
This is good.
Okay.
Moving on!
On our way up.
Joshy dead people.
I mean he definitely didn't die of hunger that's for sure
Push all right
Head up this whoa
We've gone so high up. We're in the clouds now
Up and up.
Let's head this way.
Alright.
There you go, very good, very good, stand up girl!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, it was like, oh, is that poopy water?
What is that?
Whoa, what is this?
Let's check over here.
Ew, what is this?
Safe point.
Chocolate milk?
Look, I'm looking.
Three fire lines indicate an attempt to climb the summit.
The Troglodytes will encourage you, may the mountain guide your steps.
Like this vat?
Three fire lines indicate an attempt to climb the summit.
Hm.
Yeah, you kind of advertised and Chris hadn't thought of it yet.
Oh shit, should I have done this already?
Wait, maybe I should have looked at the rest.
Okay, three fire lines indicate an attempt to climb the summit.
Two fire lines indicate a descent.
The single fire line is reserved for climbers who have conquered the summit.
Okay, luckily I lit the correct one because I should light only this one, three fire lines.
will be cursed. Oh my goodness, thank goodness. Okay, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm going to leave
it at that. I ain't trying to be cursed. I'm good. Ooh, backpack. Cola, curminoil, sport
gels. Let's clear our inventory.
Paton? No. Cook. Let's do dehydrated soup with some tea, I guess. We don't have water.
Herbal soup, very good, very good, very good.
Alpine cola with the mushrooms.
Cola mushrooms.
Good mushrooms, nice.
Water outside, I hope so.
It kind of looks like poo.
See in our bag.
Come poach, come poach.
I really do need water.
It's true, it's true.
I'm just going to eat these now.
They take up so much space.
OK.
There you go.
And we can do it.
Water on the wall?
Don't drop a match here.
Yeah, this is dangerous.
Let's take a look around here.
I wanna look back here first.
Oh, right here, there's water.
Oh my goodness, we needed that bad.
Thank goodness.
Oh, cutscene.
Whoa.
Wow.
Stop.
Oh my gosh, the villages are lit up.
That means someone's there.
Whoa.
Oh, there's so many here!
Wow.
Challenge to complete my homework before Ray finishes the game.
Challenge accepted.
I guess I better sprint.
I want to look around, double check that there's nothing good over here.
Okay, nothing here, very good, nothing here, oh yeah.
Did I want to rappel down to that one room?
I think I do.
Is there anything in this plot?
Clear water, sure.
Drinking compose, drinking compose.
My clinker is on fire.
That's not water.
Looks more like resin.
Girl, you just figured that out!
All right, let's read a recipe rice, mixing rice with intense infusion for a tasty invigorating
mountain rice.
Now let's not stand in that.
Okay, I think we're good.
Nothing over here.
Okay.
Now let's grapple down to the slower area before we continue on that way.
Whoa, that looks sick.
Hapeli!
Jump.
Nothing here.
I don't know he kind of disappeared I didn't check this already no okay let's continue
on, shall we? On our adventure to the next area.
I might as well repair my baton since it just broke, which is crazy.
Okay, a quick repair before we take off.
I think I have two now, two scraps.
Heat time!
Wait do you guys think I could take this oil?
I mean I don't think I'd be able to light it anyways.
Now something Marco isn't real personally.
Do you think he's a figment of her imagination?
Repair.
Nah, he's totally real.
He's awesome.
Good.
Okay.
We're ready to go.
All right, a quick sip and we're off.
Wow.
she's walking in the snow with bare feet. Oh my god it's getting dark.
Do I see what I see over there? Is that three dead people hanging? Oh hell no. Wait, do I
Well, I have to sprint.
OK, no, no, no.
I can do this.
OK.
Thank you, that girl.
Cory for the prime.
Check this out.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK.
Can he jump too?
My little robo?
OK.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. No, this is good. This is good. This looks beautiful, by the way.
I cannot believe this game. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Pro jumping now.
Whoa, snow physics!
I see the same point!
I see it!
My hands are so clammy!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I gotta run in the snow, I have to.
Devs!
Devs! This chunk doesn't work!
Okay, last one, whoa, you did it.
Okay, we lock in its ice.
Oh, that makes sense.
This is beautiful.
Let us read.
To those who attempt the ascent to the summit, may Kami guide your steps and keep you out
of danger.
I thought this was a save point.
It just wants me to read.
All right, let's check this out.
Oh, the save point on the other side.
Interesting.
Oh, a cinema spot.
Hey, there's a dead body in there.
Guys, they're what a sad way to go.
Oh, my God.
OK, first.
There's a plant here, too.
All right, let's get the save point go to here.
We could jump across, do cinema, jump back, go to dead body, climb, climb, climb, climb.
And then we cross the bridge, rappel down and check their bodies.
Deal.
What? Is it easier to go this way?
Oh god. Oh god.
Okay. Yeah, good. Good, good, good, good, good. Good save. Good save. We're good. Wait,
is it? What time is it? What time is 1641? Okay, we should sleep till morning. We should
to heal. Yeah, good rest. Good
morning. Wait, not yet. Go
back to bed. Okay, it's
nighttime, nighttime, nighttime.
And at the break of dawn, we
What's going on?
Whoa.
Okay.
This should be relatively okay to climb.
Okay, all right, I see a hole right here, is that a helpful hole?
Um, girl, can you stick your toe in that little- yeah, perfect.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect!
Ah!
Yup!
Oh yeah!
Rest!
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh yeah!
Rest!
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
This rock is glistening.
Up!
I might need to-
Oh!
Talk me!
Good talk.
Rest. Okay. We can do this. We can do this.
Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't even put on here. Wait, maybe
Maybe I should go over here.
Oh, wait.
This looks relatively easier.
Maybe I picked the more difficult side.
Who would have thought?
You just looked around the other side.
Well, what the hell?
OK, no, it's fine.
Those in the crack.
Ooh, that's nice.
Let's put it on here.
OK, that's good.
OK, this is good.
This is good.
Now.
No, no, no, no!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
OK.
I think I need to get my foot.
Ah, OK, awful lay.
What is happening?
Relax!
OK.
Grab.
Great.
The physics don't need to make sense, talk me, good Chuck, this is good, this is good.
Thank you, Dark, for the gift did, that y'all shall not distract me from your tempting
ways.
Thank you though, but thank you, but one moment.
Oh my god, we never, oh wait, we got water.
Take rest, okay.
Push.
Okay, we're almost to a very good point.
It's on, it's on, it's on.
Oh goodness.
Holy moly.
Let's play.
Let's drink some water.
Good.
Good water.
Let's drink this.
And then recycle that.
Very good.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
We're almost there.
almost there. Back to work. Back to work. I agree. Step on here. Step on here. I think
We might need chalk for this.
Oh, grab the ledge.
Grab the ledge.
Ow, wire.
Pull!
Push!
What's happening?
Yes.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK.
Some nettles.
Do you think I can make this jump?
There's only one way to find out.
guys I found out I should have put on behind me damn it it's fine that's seven
grippies left we could do this
And it's a beautiful day.
What?
I slipped.
Okay.
There's nowhere to put my dogs, bro.
Oh, there you go.
Please!
Pull!
Okay, okay, let's put on here.
Oh, recall.
Silence.
Silly airy!
Thank you for the spin down.
Perfect.
I think I needed a running start last time.
Yeah, like this.
okay okay that didn't work what oh they look like suns the fire from a distance
we did it oh my goodness it's time for cinema
Maybe the clouds ever open up?
It's got a portrait mode.
Is the fog going to open?
I love the portrait mode.
Look at how cool this looks.
It's just like bokeh.
It makes it like blurred in focus.
Very cool.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
This is regular mode.
Wow. Beautiful.
on shall we? It's Sophie! Thank you for the twitch prime!
Where it is, Iron Lung fucking crushed it at the box office, as it should!
I think he did a great job. I hope he feels very
happy and satisfied.
Okay, perfect. Let's recall everything.
I'm going to reach up here, and grab there.
Hmm.
It's on.
Oh, lembole.
Okay.
Push! Good push.
Bledge here.
Alright, so let's go check out this dead body in this cave.
It's getting windy! Push, push, push!
Whoa.
A flower.
I'm looking.
What is that?
Pearly Edelwees. In Edelwees. What an incredible flower with it's little warm fuzz. It's strange.
I can feel my heartbeat when I hold it in my hand. I can feel my heartbeat when I hold
it in my hand. Do you think that it saves your life one time or something? Like it's
an extra life?"
Hot stuff.
Gabriel.
I found it.
I found the pearly edelweiss.
It's right there in front of me in that little rocky r-r-r-russes?
Risses?
Fateful, isn't it?
The flower I saw in order to heal you grows much higher than I thought it would.
We never could have reached it before you left this world.
I blame myself.
We should have gone back down as you requested.
Aw.
Maybe if I myself ate the flower,
it would give me enough strength to reach the damn summit.
But what's the point, really?
Cammy got the better of you and she got the better of me.
What were we really hoping for?
We're orphans.
Oh my God, this is Roberto!
We're orphans, we don't have a family name
to inscribe in the human pantheon.
Wait a little longer, I'm on the way.
That's so sad.
Resting piece of rubber dome.
Where is that flower at?
Oh, it's in my bag.
I can grab it.
Don't only know what I'm supposed to-
Also, what was I supposed to do with this?
The links are a gami.
Yeah, let's drink some water, let's eat this cooked mushroom, let's eat, let's burst, maybe
I think you can use a little bit of healing, oh let's eat that, and pause at that.
Maybe these pills, yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Ta-da!
Thank you everyone!
Alright!
We have to, it looks like we go, we go up, like that, we go around the pillar.
And then straight up.
Ooh, maybe like more around.
Ooh.
Maybe here is easier.
Up, up.
Up, up, up.
All the way to the top.
We're going to cross the bridge.
This is a big one.
Right here.
Okay.
This is a big climb.
one. Thank you Achilles.
Okay, so far so good. We gotta find a way to stick our next baton in.
There you go, up here.
Square flame, thanks to the five gifted subs on YouTube.
Okay.
This is good.
Looks great.
Push.
I'd like to...
Okay, why is she doing that?
Get your damn foot down.
Thank you.
Foot down. Thank you.
Okay, stand here. Perfect.
Oh, stress, stress, stress.
Deep breaths, girl.
I got a chalk here.
Let's just climb up.
Put it on!
Good be done!
Take a break!
Oh god!
Okay, we gotta go.
We got a big grip right now.
Big grip.
Come on!
Can you reach up here?
I forgot if you guys told me if the music was too loud or not.
Okay, this is good.
Okay. It's good? Okay. I think we could still, we could climb this.
Okay.
Wow.
Baton!
Rest, big rest.
Okay, this might get a little tricky.
Okay, you know, maybe I can't climb this.
Oh, brother.
Maybe I should go around.
Okay, let's...
Wait, why can't I collect the chalk?
Is there no room or something?
Oh, we can collect this, shake it up.
It says it's...
Oh, it's not ready yet.
It is a little bit far left.
Let's do 80, 20, 60, now one more.
We are kind of running out of food.
That and then let's do that.
Okay.
If I can make it, I think I need chalk.
Come on over.
Okay.
I just gotta get to that ledge right there.
Oh, come on!
I don't think I climbed that.
Am I crazy?
this just looks so I feel like we've done this before I know I can go to the
right but I think I thought I could just do that you know the right is easier
Oh, there's a backpack over there.
Okay, let's go to the backpack.
Okay.
You're as cocky as Ava now.
Uh, if I'm gonna be entirely honest, I just thought I was gonna be faster.
Ooh, big backpack!
We got gummies, we got some nuts, we got chalk, and vitamins.
I have fear in my back though.
Damn.
Um, the nuts, I want it.
I can't let go here oh I just kind of shake up the bag at least no
It's fine. I guess we don't need the nuts. It's fine, I guess.
we're so close it's pretty pretty straightforward once I guess get past
this lump but I just don't know where to grab here if I can make it up to there
Oh, there's a crease.
Grab.
Please!
Come on, Albert.
Oh, god.
Thank you, Ace, for the 50 gifted on YouTube.
Let's do this, and this, take it up.
The energy gummies don't really give us that much.
I'm gonna do this.
Busy.
Ba-ba-da.
Well, I have room now.
Okay.
Should be good now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would like to collect my, my batons, if possible.
I feel like we just started.
Chill.
Foot.
Hand.
Foot.
I think, uh, I'm gonna go grab this.
Yep.
Nice.
Nuts acquired.
OK, let me take a look at this.
Oh, this looks pretty doable over here.
There's like a step there, step there, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Up, up, up.
This is much easier after this lump,
because those are pretty much stepping stones right there.
But this gets the job done too.
I'm going.
Can't tell if she's cold or just, what is happening?
Like, are we not on a ledge here?
Oh god.
Oh, I see it, okay.
Duable.
Right, okay.
Foot, hands.
Foot.
Reach up.
Foot.
Reach up, reach up, foot, undo that, undo that, foot, foot, hands, there's a nice crease
Right there.
I'm going to put on in a moment.
Let's put on here.
Unless.
No, it's fine.
Let's do it.
Our holy Paton.
Okay, here we freaking go, bros.
Here we go.
No Patons.
But I think it's okay.
up, grab, up, up, stretch, crease, hmmm, let me put this foot, stress, you know, wait,
Put your hand in there.
What?
My limbs are out of control.
OK, grab it there.
Good.
Set.
OK.
Rest.
We need that little divot there.
But she won't grab it.
Undo. Undo.
Damn, this is tough.
I've been thinking of getting this game, what do you think so far?
It's the best climbing game I've ever played. It's so good.
It's like...
It's so good.
Graphics, beautiful.
Arts, beautiful. The storyline is captivating.
It's very satisfying and there's definitely there's different like chat difficulty modes
I'm playing on the medium mode and it's very rewarding and highly recommend not sponsored
Okay, I just want to know why her finger stand I want her right hand to go into that hole
How does it do that?
Deserve, honest.
I don't know why.
Her hand like refuses to go into that hole.
Looks like it's not gripable. Yeah. But that sucks because I feel like I need that hole
to climb that side. I guess I could go this way. This looks tough too. Let's look. I mean
Maybe with chalk, maybe with chalk, I can grab that little thing right there, that little rock right there.
And then with that little rock, I can stand on that and then grab there.
Left looks easier. I just don't know how I'm supposed to get past this part.
Whoa, we've come a long, whoa, the, wait, the clouds cleared up finally.
I thought it was going to be permanently foggy.
You can actually see to the bottom.
Okay, I'll try left, but I don't know.
Okay, let's go.
I don't know how I'm supposed to make that there's no way I can make that
I think you have to have a running start.
Oh, maybe I can stick my toes in here.
Let's rip.
OK, chalk time.
We're freaking doing this.
It's getting late.
Grab the ledge.
No, no, no.
I'm doing it.
The toes.
Okay.
Huh!
Yup!
Ah!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
This is so doable.
This is doable. This is doable. This is doable. This is doable.
He's so doable now.
It's getting dark.
We have to be careful because
we- whoa, look at the sun.
Thirsty. Thirsty too. Good water.
Okay, let's go here.
You know what, rest for a leg there.
Her leg is slipping.
Up, up.
Okay.
Oh!
Jesus!
Oh my god.
Thank you, leg.
Oh my god, thank you, leg.
I almost feel like, OK, I need to go around the pillar.
And then as soon as I get to here, we just go up.
war. It's like right here, it looks like. No, that's okay.
It's a spiral, I think.
Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Here we go. We take our time. No
Patons in a dream.
Okay.
Okay, put your foot down.
Good ledge.
Oh, that was a good, that was good, that was good.
Okay, your leg here.
Okay, and there.
Yup.
Let's grab right there.
Toe there.
And there.
Oh my gosh, she slipped.
Okay.
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay.
Good.
Now we can just go straight up.
Holy moly!
Okay.
Good.
Okay, let's take a little break, let's take a break, please, I don't have any
Patons left. This is so stressful.
What's going on?
Holy, holy, holy. Holy, holy, holy, holy. Okay.
Okay, we're almost there dude. This is so shit without the taunts. Okay, okay, okay?
Okay, let's see the rest here
This is this should be easy really
Pulling on my moving. Okay ledge
Ledge
What
Ledge
Ledge.
Ledge again.
Butch!
Let's drink or let's recall the Patons.
That was hard.
We need water.
Uh, we need water.
We need, let's drink our cola.
No, no, no. Let's drink our, like we don't have warm water?
Oh, we do. Warm water.
Alright, this is ready.
Okay, this is good.
Okay, we did it! Moving on! Please don't break, that'd be crazy.
Wow, look at this. We're almost there, guys.
Little shadows look great too. All right.
Wait. What's that?
Oh, an egg! Oh, nice.
Love that. Oh
So you're telling me we got to go up that
Oh, he's here. He's waiting for us
Okay, I
Feel like I should save I want to go down and check out these climbers, but I think I should save first
I think I should go up and
And then save and then repel all the way down to the climbers here
So it's suck to go to the climbers die and then have to restart down there I
Really don't want to do this tower again. That's how we're sucked
Thank you. You've got touch prime
Apex sin Apex
Okay for this
It doesn't seem too difficult.
I just need to go...
God, this climb here looks crazy.
I could go to the side.
I think the side will be fine.
I have four patons and a dream!
But that's better than zero.
Yeah, just climb.
That's what we're gonna do.
I'm going to use my indestructible one first so we can try to save from breaking other ones.
No?
Really?
No.
Okay.
Ooh!
Are we colder?
Like, is this muscle fatigue?
All right.
There you go.
Okay.
There you go.
Oh god.
Fuck, it's twisted.
No! Please! If I did it!
What has twisted me, man? I don't like when it does that.
Okay, I think we got a chalk here.
On the way up. Only up.
In the crack.
Toes in the crack.
Nice.
Perfect.
Toe in the crack.
Perfect.
Okay. Okay. So far so good. Oh my god. How am I? God this is stressful. It's like backwards
By the time I got to the last part, I only had one piton.
Are you serious?
That's so scary.
We're so close.
We're so close, we're so close.
Take a pond.
Nice.
And lock in.
Big reach.
Good.
We haven't had bad weather here, so that's kind of nice.
Biiiitch! Big reach! Big reach!
We're gonna get done! It doesn't look quite right, but we're good! Yes!
Okay, okay, oh god. Not the midair.
We finally got through that crux.
Yeah.
What cost?
There's a slope from hell before I got to this ledge.
I'm cooking tonight, okay?
Okay.
Yeah, let's do that.
Erm, I don't have food to share.
Oh, brother.
Add to the cooking pot.
Pretend you have nothing to cook.
How about a dandelion?
Have you seen Ice Age?
There you go.
I'm cooking a dandelion.
Yummy!
We need to change our gear.
Now this altitude temps get freezing cold.
I could lend you some.
Are you afraid of dying?
What are you talking about?
You're not going to die, Marco.
I know, I know.
She's making conversations, all.
Well, are you injured?
Oh no.
No, no.
It's nothing.
What's wrong?
Or are you afraid of dying, then?
I don't mean in general afraid of dying on this mountain.
You might die from my suit.
I mean, why not die on this mountain?
There are worse places.
You don't mind dying alone?
I mean most people who die of old age will die alone at home only in movies
Well, this is true.
surrounded by their families.
You're asking if I'm scared?
No.
No, I'm not.
I don't know how you do it.
I'm scared shitless.
Terrified I'll end up like one of those skeletons we saw below.
Gnarled up and misshapen.
Why is this man climbing?
Freaking out, Ava.
Every minute we spend on this wall to nowhere.
Do we know that this mountain ever ends?
Some nights I'm so anxious
I picture the summit in outer space
Screaming against the craters on the moon. Oh my god. It's pretty stupid, isn't it?
Yeah, no
No, it's not so stupid get down bro. What are you doing up here every night really in space, too
no
I dream that after all these
Efforts and sacrifices. I will reach the summit only to discover a cable car
spewing out an endless stream of tourists popping in on top of the wild just to
take a selfie. That actually sounds exactly like the kind of dream you'd
have. That's so... that's so you. Where's the coughing? Is it my food? Sick? The last few weeks are a blur.
You're like I've been climbing this damn rock for years.
You're a good rock.
I don't even know why I keep going.
How are you not falling apart?
I was born on this mountain.
There was nothing before it, and there'll be nothing after.
There's only the mountain.
I'm not like you.
I try it, but I'm not like you.
I'll never make it.
Marco.
Please stop trying to motivate me.
You're making things worse.
You're getting me to to believe I have a chance of succeeding damn I shouldn't have listened to you
I'm going to die here Marco no one ever said it would be easy so you're gonna get up
Pick up your stuff and we'll continue this climb together no no no no no no this mountain isn't going to kill me
You are
Holy drama
girl let's move on would you like me to come back down with you
Marco you're not gonna make it if you stay on your own true you give up on the
summit for me it's not really what you're saying no back down and live
with that failure you probably come back
of course she wouldn't. I'm going to bed he's gone. Oh my god. Maka?
Moco!
Post about climbing practice, how to climb ice.
Oh, aim your equipment at cracks and knobs for a solid hold.
If your equipment bounces once you won't be as well anchored and you'll tire more
quickly. Oh, oh, hold left click to plant with more force. This will ensure you are firmly anchored
even on smooth surfaces, but it will also require more effort than aiming for cracks.
You will automatically equip ice climbing gear when aiming at an ice surface. Hold control
tool to equip or put away the gear manually.
Oh.
save, shall we? Okay. Um, I am like, let's add this to the water. Yeah, I'm gonna repel
to the bodies. Oh, my fingers are probably busted. Egg! Let's put the egg with some
clean water. Boiled eggs. Nice. Thank you, Mini Cool. This is heated.
Let's just heat this water.
We should actually heat all the water, so because it's going to get cold up here probably.
Let's just heat it.
This is heated rivalry.
That's true.
Okay, and let's heat the cola.
Yeah. Yeah. He did. Okay. So, everything has warming properties, which is great. Bandies.
Oh, oh, our fingers. Oh, God. Oh, wrap that up quick. Ouch. Ouch. Ow. Ow. Good. Ow.
Yeah, we were climbing for a while. That was a rough little area. Oh, Jesus! Put some
tape on it. I can't believe this was still good quality. It could get worse? Ouch. Rap,
wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap and one more thing. Okay good good good
good good. All right excellent condition. Let us collect the chalk.
Um, everything is nice and steamy in here.
Oh god, we only have three patons.
That's not good.
Can I repair it?
No.
Oh god.
Okay, let's get out.
Okay.
We need water bad.
things first I want to see what we're working with here oh is this hole where
I can repel down to oh yeah okay we can repel down that hole go to the bodies
and then we can start our ascent doot doot and go left or right left right
looks actually left looks easier up there and there's like oh the locked door
or something through the water is frozen where we can get water from okay let's
propel here. I really hope they have some
some pitons, I need more pitons, bad.
Jump.
Hey guys!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey.
All right, dead body.
Rest in peace.
Dead body number one has some freeze-dried veggies.
We'll take it.
We'll love some water.
I mean, it's probably impossible that they have water.
Dead body number two.
Medicine and sugar.
Oh, this guy had a good time.
Oh, oh my God.
Thank you.
It will help.
Paton scraps.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
What?
Okay.
Hold shift.
Oh my God.
What's what's happening?
Why?
Why am I not going back up?
My game is frozen.
Oh, never mind.
I was looking at the body.
I need to come back up and rearrange.
Oh, it's freaking out for a moment.
Run!
Oh, beat up Clambot.
Oh wait, I can just...
Chalk!
Sports shell.
Off the lay.
Good.
One.
Okay, we got a whole debacle here.
These take up so much space.
I might as well eat that.
I might as well...
I really don't need this much medicine, I don't think.
Oh, compost that.
Maybe the crackers?
We've never ate those crackers.
Do you think that's enough room?
That's enough room, right?
That looks like plenty of room for that last scrap.
Jump.
You'd have wanted me to take it.
He would have wanted me to take it.
Alright, I brought it.
Maybe it's a gift for him when we see him again, if we see him again.
Up, up, up.
Yeah, I'm gonna check the bot again.
Oh, it's just sports gel.
that. I already have so much medicine.
Okay, let's head this way, fifth and up, okay, almost there, yeah, it's just medicine
in the box.
more medicine. It's poor chelus food. Damn. You're right. But look at where I am and look
at how far it is and every time I think about going back I'm just getting further and further.
I simply don't have a choice but to keep going up so far. Oh god my ankles busted again.
It was worth it. We got a whole brand-new Paton from that.
The closet's on top. We're pretty close.
Okay, let's climb up.
Please don't break.
Oh, it broke.
It's OK.
We can make two now.
Thank you, Cherry, for the gift it's of.
OK, we can make two Patons.
Nice.
So now we have four. Gosh, it's so uncomfortable having four and not six.
All right. Wow. Maybe we could cook the booze with something to make it worth it.
Ooh, freeze dried veggies with the booze.
Kimbob, thanks for the quick crime.
Lambide.
Oh, yeah, that looks heartwarming.
And then let's cook the booze with the sugar.
Was that me?
A da- da- daquery.
Oh.
It makes this really warm and hearty, but it still hurts
It's okay, I'll drink it on a sad night. All right, let's go
Okay learning how to ice pick
Oh my goodness.
Oh, this is so satisfying.
Oh yeah, dude.
This is freaking awesome.
Clunk. Clunk. Kick.
Yeah, that's such a good sound.
Man, can I just go straight up this?
Push!
Okay, very good.
Let's continue on.
Okay, Jaliri, yes, thanks for the sum.
All right, what are we working with over here?
Okay, we can just go, we can just go straight up,
and then we can go check out this little thing right here.
Oh, it's a backpack.
And then we can ice pick our way up there to here.
Hopefully there's water in there because we are running out of water.
Here we go.
Okay.
Good.
You guys think there's a baton in that backpack?
I'm really scared.
I don't want to end up like that one chatter that said they had one Paton left bro.
I'm terrified.
I feel like this could have been prevented if I used my indestructible Paton first instead
of last.
So I made me use my other ones more often.
Up!
Good.
Oh
What's that plant oh
gelatin of dentsheen
Jesus I really like that you can still see all the way down from where we were
Like we really have been climbing. Thank you Brian for the sub
Who's been watching since the beginning of this playthrough
through. It's been quite the journey. Please something amazing. Okay. Let's check zipper
number one. Oh, come on. Medicine. Oh, zipper two. The bag is weighted down with stones.
It contains an envelope addressed to Eva Caruso. My darling, I hope you receive this
message so you stop worrying. As you know, I'm no longer with you, but rest assured that I had
the best ending I could have had. When you told me you couldn't take care of me when I got old,
it hit me hard. But you were right. I couldn't imagine becoming a burden to you or ending
up with the old crummies in a nursing home. Going out on the mountain. I can't think of a
better place either. So here I am climbing Kami again, knowing that at some point I'm
I'm gonna encounter a wall that's a little too hard for me.
Who knows, maybe I'll meet up with Christian
and the rest of the expedition.
We will never know if I'd climbed with them 40 years ago,
but they all have come back down.
Don't be sad, it's all for the best.
I know you'll continue on a path you've set for yourself,
a lifetime of success and happiness
as a free and independent woman.
I'm proud of you and I love you more than anything.
Oh.
I'll bring your message back to her.
I'll bring it back to her.
Thank you, Patrick, for the 20 gifted subs to the people.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, it's last pick time.
Pick and pick and pick.
I don't think I'll fall.
Stretch!
Oh
Yeah, yeah
I'm freaking out!
Am I okay?
God!
I'm tired!
I'm exhausted!
Stretch!
ahhhhhhh
oh
that always vibrates use the adobs to continue climbing or choose to die I
I'm gonna revive I
Should save it for later. I
I choose death.
Why doesn't it let me see the bottom half?
I want to go see where everywhere went.
Oh brother, okay.
I didn't think I could fall, but I did.
There were signs, but I chose to ignore them.
Okay, this one we can make easy.
Stick and stick.
and stick, and stick, and stick, uh oh, what do I do when she starts shaking like that?
That's a good one.
Ignore them and go faster.
I think you're right.
Go! Push! Push! Push! Please! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Stress. Okay, this part's easy. Okay. Thank you, Patrick! Okay. Up, and you know what?
I've seen her do it before. I've seen her do this before.
Yep. And yep. Yep.
if she was a real person, she
would be absolutely bonkers.
Push! Okay. Good, good, good, good, good.
We got the gelatin. It's not even
gelatin. I keep calling it gelatin.
It's not even what it is. All right.
Check the bag again.
Oh, brother.
I don't know if I should go this way.
But it must be possible.
We take this.
I'll bring your message back to her.
And the medicine.
Oh, girl, get off the wall.
What are you doing?
OK, maybe I should go a way where I could put down
p-tons.
I could just climb this wall right here, actually.
Let's climb this wall.
What?
Wait, you can put Patons in the ice?
Wait, really?
OK, I didn't know that.
Oh, I did not know that.
Oh, that's a good one.
I love when it sounds deep.
Oh.
My ears.
My ears ASMR that's awesome
So, plug, stick, nice.
Maybe put it on here.
Oops.
I'm gonna use my indestructible one.
Belay!
Wow, I would not trust that.
Oh my god, it's snowing!
Wow, amazing.
What are these limb movements?
The movements of a superstar!
are you kidding me yep yep yep yeah get your leg up there girl you got
places to be. That one sounded super shallow. I'm not going to lie.
Control.
I'm exhausted in real life. I had a hard time climbing that mountain. Let's recall a pit
time please. Oh, cooling pot. Cooling pot. What is that? What's a cooling pot? It sounds
important I don't know what is it I can't oh oh oh no that's what I used it's
just water I need that I'm so stupid I thought that that was telling me there was
a pooling pot inside I should get rid of this this hurts me a lot it's not
Not worth it.
Let's get rid of that.
We are thirsty.
Let's drink this.
Ooh, 20, 20.
Some warm water.
Nice.
Clean water.
Uh, um, no, thank you.
I'll be going this way.
Wow, it's a super clear day today.
Ole, mole.
Let's asleep.
What's that I see treasure oh
What
What the what the frick is this it's lunch
I'm hungry. Okay. We got to shake things up a little bit. I
Gotta get rid of something. I got way too much garbage help help. Oh, there you go. That's room, right?
Oh, a Hydrocube Rup- Rupin- something.
Wait, I can't eat the lizard? I want to eat the lizard.
Oh my god, my robot scared me again.
Anything in here?
Oh, it's-
I'm having- I'm having an-
What do these do?
An otherworldly mushroom with intense hallucinogenic powers.
I got a trip out for 30 minutes.
Let's eat one.
No!
Three minutes is such a long time.
But I still don't have room.
Chill?
Whoa.
Let's.
What's this pose of some stuff?
Well this just makes you fast. We're so tiny. I'm just gonna eat this.
There you go. That's better.
Oh, brother.
A pretzel?
Guys, I can't. I can't. I literally cannot.
I can't.
Oh, a save point down there.
Two minutes is such a long time.
Okay, I'm throwing these away.
It's not worth it.
Uh, cute.
Tiny salty and quite buttery.
I can't see!
Well, we're just going to trip out for two more minutes.
Is anyone watching high?
Ah!
It's like scary-sounding.
Ah!
My ears!
This is the longest two minutes of my life.
Okay, well, oh my god, the robot freaked me out.
I guess we might as well head to the save point.
eat don't get the mushrooms off the lizard oh my god water we did it
oh i was so thirsty that was so thirsty okay let's go here
ah save
Stop!
Everything's wiggly.
We're gonna wait this out. How are the fingers? Excellent condition on both sides.
Let's cook
some oats and
some...
I mean we only have water.
Let's use this can.
Oh, meal!
My ears!
Let's get rid of this, and this, and the nuts, you can just hit there, well, okay, this is
good. 30 seconds it pauses. Dude it pauses in the tent. Are you serious? Are you for
reels right now? Okay we're not leaving till this is done. I cannot see around me.
Don't look up it's a bad trip up there. Look down. Don't look down either it's
It's also a bad trip.
Twenty seconds.
Longest twenty seconds of my life.
Four, three, two, one.
Wow.
Thank goodness.
OK.
Fireworks.
We don't want fireworks.
OK.
Anything down here?
We... okay, there's a cave there.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Okay.
Oh, there's a big cave thing there, in there.
Oh, next safe point is up.
And then the bridge to outside.
Okay.
Alright, so we just got a head up.
Okay.
Let us head up.
That's where it came from.
Here we go.
It's slippery.
You're good. I know it's chilly.
Yup.
Alright, progress.
Jesus.
This is crazy. Maybe right here.
Does anyone know how many hours we have left in the scare?
I'm just really curious. It's 8 p.m. for me, so I'm curious if we can beep this tonight.
Nice! The Digging Hood!
We probably have two hours left at this current state.
Really? That's not too bad.
Oh
We are slippery
Get it up
Okay, good, good.
Okay, come on.
Alright, good
Pathway up there, let's see if there's anything over here
No piton, yeah, I don't want them to break anymore. So if I feel like the climb is quite
That's where I came from. I feel like the climb is doable
I feel like I should try to use them less so they don't break as much
Okay, so it looks like we have a pathway here
that
Heads out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Maybe we head to this cave first. Oh boy. Here we go.
Okay.
You can do it!
How's she out maybe a good rest are we good I'm trying to agree my peton
Oh my god!
Paton!
Okay, paton, paton, paton, paton, paton.
The climbing reminds me of a-
Ah!
Oh my god.
Stress.
How we doing?
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
I don't know if I should head out and then up.
Ooh, there's an entrance out there, too.
I want to see it.
Dude, that's the top!
That's the top.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
All right.
I'm going to find this.
Yeah.
Control.
how do I climb please control grab grab I don't understand what is she doing what
do we was close we were there I don't how do we get her to get off these
these ice picks up. Thank you, Dark Techno for the five gifted.
Okay. It's right there.
Is it shift, do you think?
Yeah, try to hold in control.
Oh, there you go.
I see.
The control puts the pick away.
It doesn't grab.
It just puts it away.
Okay.
Let's go check this out.
Oh, recall.
Up, up, up.
Another cave.
Pressure, please.
Oh.
Off.
Another cave. Pressure, please.
Coffee and egg. Nice. Worth it. Love coffee and eggs.
I'm gonna try to continue. Kind of dark in here.
I think we just climb straight up. Check out this cave.
You guys see?
I can't believe she's doing this barefoot.
Wait, does she have shoes on?
Wait. She's got shoes on!
When did she get shoes?
I guess when did she get the ice picks?
Wait.
She got a whole new outfit on!
I
Just noticed
control. Grab. Grab. Grab.
Alright, any goodies up here?
What's down here treasure?
Oh my goodness.
What is happening?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh!
What?
Wait, this is literally the mountain we just climbed.
We started right here.
We started here.
We climbed.
We went up and up and up.
And then...
Right!
Yeah, I think this is literally Mount Cammie.
Yeah, this is that big plateau.
And then you go to there, and then there's that big, oh yeah, that's the side wall with a bridge.
And then we climb to the fire thingy, and then, oh.
Is there something up here?
There's a top!
Ahhhh!
Oh god!
Is this foreshadowing?
Ahhhh! Oh God!
Is this... is this foreshadowing?
Wow, no loot.
That's cool and all, but where's the loot?
Oh, I found it!
This one's got a little...
Unless that's not loot.
Wait, it is loot!
Woo!
We have conquered the rock, only the summit remains.
Oh my goodness, no matter what, we will always have two, two indestructible patons.
Wow.
That's awesome.
This is the beautiful room.
All right, let's head out, shall we?
On our way out.
Wait.
Is that a room?
Oh, no.
It's just kind of dark.
So, oh, a save point.
do the right.
Will you be watching Midspa boxing match?
No, I'm going to finish this game today,
but keep me updated on how the fights go.
It started already, right?
KDB won?
Honestly, I would have been surprised
I just drank water.
I fall down the cliff.
Nice.
Up, up, and up.
Yup.
It might have looked ugly, but we got the job done.
Safe point.
Did anyone get seriously injured?
Oh god.
Oh, sugar.
Cool, thanks.
Okay.
Another save point.
Rae vs. Cina next time.
You want me to die?
I think she would actually kill me.
Let's do egg and some water, a bowl of eggs.
Thanks for...
sugar and...
maybe the cola?
Sugary cola.
Extra sweet.
coffee cat and the cola. What does that do? Actually, hot coffee.
This coffee. Guys, I'm going to be so frills. I cannot afford to lose any more brain cells
And I just, it's not going to happen.
Let's eat that.
Let's, we're going outside so we can eat.
Let's eat the bigger food.
Oh, we got into that.
We know?
Yeah.
No, seriously.
I feel like I've been hitting the head too many times
already.
It's just such a risk at this point, you know?
Water, water, okay, this looks pretty good.
All right.
And what time is it?
Well, we might as well rest in a while.
Okay, we'll sleep until daytime, if we're going outside.
Check the weather.
Cloudy, rainy, cloudy, rainy, cloudy.
Oh, it's saying, oh, it's rainy.
It's not raining, maybe?
Oh, well, let's go.
All right.
There is this pathway down here that I'm curious about.
Oh, wait, what?
What?
Oh, that's that doorway.
Okay.
Well, we could head out that way.
Um, yeah, we probably should.
But it takes us down.
We should go this way because it keeps us up.
Let's go.
Keep on gaming.
Oh, we're climbing.
We've got somewhere to be and that's the top of this mountain.
All right
So far so good
Nice
Yeah, thank you to Shana Smith for the sub on YouTube welcome back
Yeah. Thank you. Here's your light. Sometimes I think the light's too bright.
Okay, I feel like we're already, I guess we're just climbing like this. Okay. You're
You're good.
Like, I can't.
OK.
Girl, jump off.
OK.
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh my god.
I'm so happy to be out of that.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Guys, we're back out.
Ooh, it's a very snowy night for morning.
I like the idea of this left path here.
What's going on?
Oh, we're climbing, dude.
We've got to get up this mountain where
No one's ever been up there before.
Wait, is that true?
Is that what we saw earlier?
God, I'll fall backwards off the cliff.
I think the news said that no one's
been here before to the top.
But I have a feeling someone has.
There's so much architecture and stuff.
How could someone not have been to the top?
You're still convinced Marco isn't real guys he's totally real wait unless he's
literally a figment of her imagination like a her alter ego the fear for that
has that doesn't care and has like bubbling and is doubtful and scared.
Big rest.
The biggest crack.
okay I'm gonna use my other indestructible Patan. No harm in using these
because they are indestructible. It's shaking a lot. Nice. Go! Push! Oh it's
Windy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Um. Guys.
It has.
There are spikes!
Rise!
I just wonder if there's something on this mountain is it oh there's a save point here
And there's two save points, why?
Why?
I wonder if there is secret loot.
There's got to be something at the top of this, right?
Thank you, Lilith, for the crime.
Whoa, the snow is thick here.
Okay, well, one thing's for certain.
We don't need this checkpoint.
Oh my God, what is that?
Those are sticks.
I think those are just sticks.
But this, there could be something in there.
I see a cooling pot.
I see a rock.
Oh, maybe we just go up this side.
Okay, let's just do it.
I'm worried I'm gonna miss something awesome.
Oh, it's so windy.
I'm scared.
Audio is so scary.
Rest.
Control control.
Control, control, control, no, control, no, control.
Works for me.
Oh, okay.
Can we, like, just walk across here?
Yes!
Okay, let's recall.
This way.
It's kind of buggy up here.
No!
The piton broke.
Girl, I can't with you right now.
The piton.
Just indescribable.
I think so it did.
OK.
Now we can go up without worrying about dying.
Up.
Wait, am I not attached to that?
What the heck?
What?
What is happening?
Why is it not attaching?
What?
I'm alive!
I'm alive, but can we agree that this is Bucky as hell right now?
Okay, wow, this is the first time I can actually use my meds because I'm not- I didn't die.
pain killers. Let's eat this egg and some water. Yeah, maybe some coffee, make sure
Oh, sweet good girl.
Devs!
OK.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
I'm just so confused what happened here.
That is hard.
It just seems a little wonky, and I couldn't like
I need that. That's my indestructible baton.
You couldn't clip it in because you were holding a pig.
Oh, okay. So I need to figure out how to
properly put the pixel away it's I know it's control but damn
I feel like I'm pressing it
Thank you, Geodude, for the sun.
are you serious dude okay you know what maybe I'm I'm under
underestimating this winter snow. The wind, maybe it, maybe I'm underestimating it.
Okay, I need a little more patience for this area. Thank you, Dane, for the subs.
Okay, watch out for the winds.
Hopefully I can clip in.
It's up there, right?
It is up there.
Grab, push, push.
Whee!
Grab, push, push.
Nice.
Clippin'! Oh, we did it! We're good!
Big rest, big rest.
Oh, push, push, pull.
OK, let's collect that.
Oh, brother.
I need it I need it back maybe I can run and jump no no no I shouldn't unless
no no no I shouldn't I shouldn't I should resist the temptations you go for it
I am not falling again.
Mika wants out.
I was just getting used to punching the launch.
Okay, what is she doing here?
Okay.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Dude, she is shaking like a blender, bro.
I cannot believe.
I feel like the ice is too much.
Oh my gosh.
How are we going to climb that?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
All the way up.
Huh?
Yeah.
Come on.
Control.
Push up.
Good.
Oh my goodness. I just got a notification that said
Well, Bob Grave makes history as the first Twitch streamer with multiple movie appearances
with Iron Lung, The Family Plan, and Goldbeak.
I don't think I'm the first.
That's so cool!
You're in Ireland?
Yes!
That's so cool!
You're in Ireland?
Yes!
I'm in Ireland!
That's so cool!
Is she quitting?
No!
I'm beating this game today.
I know there's other streamers that have been in movies as well, but um...
Oh.
Okay, okay.
Okay, then put, control, control, control, control, grab.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
We're back.
Ladies and gentlemen, we did it.
No.
Okay.
Rest.
You know what?
I'm so severely uncomfortable.
I'm gonna sit down here.
Yeah.
I was not in free guy.
A pokey and jacksepticeye were.
I was not in free guy.
I gotta get this thing. We gotta flip in. Okay. Okay. Put down. Control. What? Nope.
Clip in! We did it!
Ladies and gentlemen, we're progressing.
My god.
So much pain.
at least god actually sounded painful
Okay. Okay. All we have to do is clip in.
Myth is doing so good. I'm glad.
Why is her damn leg doing that?
Control, maybe?
Oh, it's split time.
No, control.
Control.
Good.
Fillet.
Let's drink some water.
Holy Jesus!
This is difficult.
OK.
We need water.
Ooh, let's get some coffee.
Nice warm coffee, warm water, and like a little bit of meds.
OK, we're good.
Up.
Control.
There you go.
Okay, let's recall. I hope they didn't break.
So close.
What? I mean, he's humming, right?
Where have I put taunts?
Oh, is it because I'm climbing or what?
Busy, oh.
Nice, none broke.
Okay.
Okay, so close. So close. It's right there.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
please just get up literally just get up god damn just get down okay okay okay
okay oh what's that
The piece of paper bears an inscription. May Kami allow us to remember each other. Loneliness
is a temporary companion. One day we'll be reunited. Is this daddy? Oh, wait. Is this
She's a shepherd girl.
Who is Kami, Kami's the mountain.
Cut the rope.
Oh, it is the shepherd.
It's, it's Joanne and Rodey.
Cut it.
aww sad
there it goes
this is where you were meant to go
that was cute
that.
That rock like that.
Oh frick.
I'm petawning before I jump here, bro.
I cannot.
The bull said I do not trust myself.
okay here we go oh hell no okay very good very good pulling pot meds and what a
a mess here. There you go. That's enough room. Papal syrup. Finally! Papal syrup!
Should I keep it until I find pancakes? Yeah, right. Wait, it's just gonna make sweet water.
Oh, I gotta cook it. Extra sweet water.
I'm going to combine it with mushrooms.
I don't have any.
Let's chop.
Oops.
I can't repair the patons.
How are the fingers doing?
Ouch!
Not good!
I can't repair the pitons.
How are the fingers doing?
Ouch.
Not good.
Oh, jeez.
Wrap it up.
Okay, maximal grip. Nice. Um, I think this is the extent for what we can do here.
Okay, I only have three potop-
Oh!
Wait!
Where is my other indestructible one?
Oh, I haven't used it right now.
Never mind, we're good.
I'm using it.
I almost freaked the fudge out.
Okay, we're good.
I have to know if there's something up here.
Wait, let's recall.
Get off!
Go get the pigeons.
Thank you.
Go get the pigeons.
I could reheat the water, but I'm sure there's going to be a campfire on the other side of
this bridge down there, so I'm not too worried about it.
Okay, there's gotta be something up here.
They wouldn't just have this cool looking rock up here for no reason, would they?
Myth 1?
Nice!
Oh my gosh, there is.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, this mountain is horrifying.
There's a scenic spot right there.
And then up here, there's just a weird looking tree.
Is there really no treasure?
W myth.
Okay, maybe we should use our other, wait, where's my other piton?
OK.
So close.
Yay!
OK.
What?
It broke?
OK, cinema time.
Oh my god.
We did it.
I wish the weather was nicer, the weather was kind of buns.
Wait, is that something?
No.
No. It's just glowing rock. You guys really think there's nothing up there. It keeps going?
I think, yeah, that's the top.
I'm tough climb, but.
Okay.
Ugh, it's so annoying!
I need to know, at least I can rappel down.
No, no, no, no, don't do it.
Don't do it.
I was thinking about jumping, I shouldn't do it, I shouldn't do it.
I shouldn't do it.
Okay, you know what, Chalk me?
There's only one way to freaking find out!
Nice.
Yeah!
I did it!
Oh god, okay.
We got Chalked.
We're just gonna...
Okay.
Oh god, okay, we got shot, we're just gonna...
Oh, come on!
Come on. How am I supposed to do
this? Another, another. I need
another. I need to get to that
crease and I need to put another
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on!
Okay.
This is doable.
Fingers in the crack.
That's not in the crack.
What the fuck?
Sometimes she just pisses me off.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my god wait the weather's nice
Nice!
Okay.
There's gotta be treasure here.
Tell me there's treasure.
Yes!
Is this the end?
No, that's the end.
Um, at least it's a cool view.
Oh no, the good weather is gone.
Girl, I don't know where you're going, but do not jump that way.
Oh my gosh, we're so close yet so far.
Yeah, we started all the way down there.
Whoa.
You can see the path I took, except that you can't see the other side.
All right, it's time, at least we can belay down.
Um, we can belay down, right?
Yeah, raffle.
Okay.
No.
Girl, stand up!
Nope.
Alright, good.
Okay!
Pitchens.
Pitchens, please.
It's time for the end of the game.
Oh my goodness.
I wish it was, you know what?
Let's light our stick.
It's been a while.
There's some light.
Um, scary.
Oh, the batons.
Are you serious?
I only have my two left.
But three broken ones.
Oh, brother.
Let's equip this, and the egg, okay.
I see fire in there.
Let's go.
OK, I am turning this light off.
It's too bright.
Why am I shivering, IRL?
I can make this jump.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That's so scary, bro.
Okay.
What's over here?
I wonder if he's here.
Do you think he-
Oh my god, cut scene!
Huh!
Marco!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh!
Did I miss a chapter?
What is happening?
Haha!
Grip pop!
afar and he brought me back here who's grandpa grandpa oh my god actual grandpa
hello this is Ava I told you she would come this way sit down little one you
must be starving oh my god grandpa
your stories preceded even Marco you live here how long has it been I'd say
12 years? I'm not so sure. At first I counted the days very carefully, but today it doesn't seem to matter as much.
12 years? This scar? Are you telling me that you're damner self-hatry? Can you believe it, Marco?
Wait.
Damner self-hatry is standing right here in front of us.
I don't- I don't know who that is. Sorry. He must have been famous in your day, but you're the oldest climber I know.
Okay, sure.
Wow.
you're not perfectly
what else
i'm going
this is going insane
summits
you mean you haven't tried getting to the top
haha
you have to listen to what he has to say
don't get mad
I'M PISSED!
I
Tell that to all those who died trying and all those who came back down
defeated
Be reasonable. It's too dangerous even for you
I mean grades become meaningless
The ice is crumbling no matter what time of the year whole sections shear off regularly
Edges are sharp enough to slash ropes and any hold could fall
I've seen three outcomes for everyone who attempted to go up.
They either end up at the bottom of the gorge, or an ice spike planted through the head,
or frozen to death as they stubbornly kept trying.
Oh, God.
We'll be over there.
I think it's time to gather your thoughts.
It does look quite treacherous, but the top is right there.
Okay, let's go find Marco.
Oh.
You know, when I went to see the wall up above us, it's absurd difficulty.
I came back down feeling relieved.
Because you're finally allowed to give up.
Exactly.
I'm not like you, Marco.
The mountain is in my gut.
Deep inside.
Deep in my gut.
I think the mountain is all in your head.
like a disease that's eating at you true heal if you want to it's so true
so you've made your decision yeah what haven't you would you rather stay here
it's the crime between the ground in the summit like that old man i don't know things are so easy
here the goal is clear it's a climb that's entirely up to me exactly what i can't have in life down
below you know you have like-minded folks down there they're called humans not
sure if you've heard of them from up here they're these tiny little quitters no
bigger than that's quite endearing though they can't give me what the mountain gives
me what if you stop climbing I don't know anything else you could learn maybe
She said maybe.
There's a room right over there. I'd like you to see it.
in there my last attempt at convincing you to come back down over 12 years what
is it plenty of visitors who tried to climb the summit a mass quite a
collection a collection of what of ours climbers kept climbing died people went
through the same places we did who arrived here wondering whether they
should continue or turn around extra p-tons reminder that the mountain
always wins in the end. Oh my god, it's treasure.
Wait, can I loot them all? I mean, they have to be empty.
Did... did you know that there's a radio telephone in here?
Wouldn't go off like this!
Do you know if it works?
Oh my God.
Naomi, Naomi, it's me.
Um, I just had to.
Naomi, I, Naomi, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Look, I just wanted to tell you that I've been thinking about what you said, you know,
know about why I'm doing this why and I guess I tried to find an answer that you
could hear and and I
Oh, fuck!
Damn!
I did not expect that.
She does have anchor issues, like, come on, what did that bull do?
I don't know. I don't know why.
She doesn't know why?
I wish I knew.
I don't.
She's running away from commitment.
I just, um...
There's gotta be a reason.
She...
It's probably trauma related somehow.
Ava, it's time.
Grapp had told me the skies would be clear for the next 72 hours.
This is our chance.
Oh.
Okay.
I'll wait for you by the entrance.
Um, are we really?
Oh save.
big save oh my goodness read newspaper article he was the greatest climber of his time he opened the
most difficult routes in the kiblon desert he successfully climbed the south face of the solidor
peak and won the race to the three roofs of the world typically media shy and secretive about his
plans his next expedition to mount kami is receiving a great deal of media coverage damas
all alfattree boastfully told the press after the three devils only kami is left i'll be the first
to reach its summit after that i can hang my harness confident that my record won't be broken
anytime soon damn she's just like him for reals but he kind of quit well technically he didn't
quit because he's been living in the same spot with a mountain for
for 12 years. Wait, is that the exit? That's right. Any loot? Anything? Oh! Dhammas!
Not an airing diary.
Damos al-Fatri.
They won.
I said my goodbyes to everyone this morning.
I guess there wasn't much jostling at the door either,
but I did get to say goodbye to my brothers
and that's all that matters.
They didn't quite appreciate the solution.
See you soon.
We'll have a nice meal when you get back.
They said I didn't reply.
Wow.
21 pages.
I was picked up by a truck driver passing in front
of the ring docus cabin.
How convenient, really nice chick.
She dropped me off in the evening
and I'm thinking of staying at the cabin for four days
waiting for the optimal climbing conditions.
Day seven.
Here I am on Kami climbing the first walls.
I've thought about this moment so many times.
It's exhilarating.
The difficulties and far of my bag is full of provisions,
but there are plenty of plants to gather along the way,
so I'm not going to starve.
Day nine.
I slept inside an old cable car.
Hard to believe that there was ever,
ever a time where when a steady stream of tourists
came to photograph the view without making any effort.
I laugh now, but it's all a scam if you ask me.
Day 12, I had to stay out of the rain longer than I'd hope.
I thought the rain was going, was never going to stop.
I took advantage of a clearing to make as much progress
from the, I was able to get chocolate.
It was, it was, it was, it had my admiration to me.
There's nothing more extraordinary than men and women
who's about their lives to vertically.
Day 14, among the other things that passed
by a huge statue, their commie deity,
deity if I'm not mistaken,
and then a splendid lake.
I'm going to stay there for a few days
with all the trout swimming around.
There's enough to keep me going.
Day 21, boy, that was a humdinger of a fall.
On a pretty paltry wall too,
you're getting old diamonds.
You'll have to be more careful.
Anyways, I guess I'm just adding
another scar to my collection.
Day 22.
I skipped the second columnist actually,
the backside who looked hellish.
No, thank you.
There's a huge sanctuary just above.
On the other hand, what a discovery.
I tiptoed through there.
course there were a few troglodytes readying their burial rites but how lucky was I to
witness this I feel extremely privileged. Day 25 what the hell should we talk should we talk about
the wall above the sanctuary it took me three days prodding a bit to the left a bit to the right
wasting pitons for nothing relatable and I haven't even reached the snow line yet there's still a
long way to go. Day 27 the snow covered dome is quite a strange place some troglodytes explain
to me what they were doing with this flammable resin. I didn't realize that each mountain could
communicate with the others nor did I think that there were so many chocolate bites around for that
matter. Day 28, another giant statue. It's built, it's built is more basic than the others. I think
that is, is it, I think that it, I think at this altitude where every effort is more demanding
chocolate ice have had to dampen their ambitions. Day 52, it's a nightmare, a real nightmare. I've
I've been stuck in a makeshift hut for three weeks now trying my best to get through the mess of ice barbs above me
But it's no use. This is well beyond the maximum climbing grades. I couldn't gauge it
All I know is that it's too hard for me day 56. I got a little carried away the other day
I mustn't give up so quickly. I can do this. How high how height
How heights could these is this miss belt is this supposed to be how high
Devs I
I think this is a typo.
How high could these ice barbs go?
200 meters, maybe less, I can do this.
Day 59. The scenery is ever changing and perhaps that will be my key to success.
Huge spikes of ice are falling regularly triggering brutal avalanches.
This changes the routes and opens up new possibilities.
I have to be patient, I have to.
Day 62. Still in the observation stage,
as I wait for the right time,
I have started to settle in the hut.
After all, a little comfort can't hurt.
I've picked up a few old wooden trinkets,
which chocolate dates probably left up here decades ago.
It almost feels like I have a kitchen and a bed.
It's perfect.
A wild goat occasionally wanders
on the other side of the bridge.
Perhaps I could lure her in.
I wouldn't mind a bowl of warm milk.
Day 89, I had misplaced this damn notebook.
What an idiot.
Day 93, I had a visitor today, a chocolate climber.
I don't know who was more surprised
to run into the other.
I knew the chocolate dates regularly,
some the most experience among them to attempt the climb.
But this is the first time I've been able to chat with one of them.
We share experiences, our respective exploits, and then he left.
Yeah, before I see that his body dangling at the end of his rope, poor bastard, and poor me.
How do you motivate yourself to climb after that?
Day 124. A few more visits from other climbers and every time the same old story,
They stay a while, we chat and then get going into onto the barbed walls and they slip or fall or they die.
Damn commie.
Day 157.
Damn commie.
Damned I'm damned.
Period.
Okay.
I hate reading bro.
Oh, this is where I slept.
Wait, it's down here.
That's the exit, right?
What's down here?
This is his room.
Cook dandelion.
Cook trout!
Oh my goodness, a rare delicacy!
Ooh, I need to repair.
Let's eat these nuts.
I'm full on everything
Dude he has to have found some pitons. He's got a share genuinely. Okay, let's get rid of this bottle
Crows.
The dandelion I can pass.
Anything upstairs?
Hello Luna. Thanks for the raid.
Luna raid. Thanks so much.
We're playing a brand new climbing game called...
I can't pronounce it. Is it Karen? Karen.
Assessment. Climber 500 feet from the refuge.
I think this is telling were bodies that you can loot are because we definitely looted these guys a ropes party three chocolate diets arriving from the village below. I can see them hanging far above the refuge.
I think this is telling where bodies that you can loot are, because we definitely looted
these guys.
A roped party, three troglodytes arriving from the village below.
I can see them hanging far above the refuge.
The three of them attempting to climb was a pretty smart idea though.
They even got quite high, but that's the problem with roped parties.
If one falls, so do the others.
Some pretty zany guy left me all his gear before the ascent.
Oh, maybe not.
He was almost naked when he left.
I'm done reading wait
oh so this is how we continue okay wait it's a nice day he did say for the next 72 hours
oh my goodness okay oh wait he's there waiting for me
save
my tactics it's been so long it's good to see you here on twitch and not only on
YouTube oh yes I'm a motel streamer and I love it okay we should re-heat all of
this. Reheat. Oh, I'm not done. Don't worry. I'm going back in. Reheat. Oh, yes, we got
repair the pitons. Repair. We only have three pitons. How are my fingers doing?
Excellent, excellent. Ten bandies left. Alright, let's get out. Okay. I really,
really hope there's some patons in here somewhere we need more there's no way
there isn't where is the backpack room gimme gimme okay we cleared that we
cleared that we cleared that
read an old climbing magazine nothing will stop me certainly not Tommy's
Thank you. It's it's that ZZ thinks that if I get the subs. Thank you so much. And thank you Jules for the resub as well. Thanks so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Large bottle. Oh, I should probably try to grab it for chalk.
Can I grab it now? Okay. Oh, it's alcohol.
Oh, a keepsake tomato.
This is his bed.
Oh my gosh.
Those are all the days he's been here.
A goat.
OK, nice.
Oh, this is it.
Let's get rid of this.
Oh, we don't have to get rid of it right now.
Backpack!
I like the selection of us.
OK, chalk, bandages, peton, peton, peton, peton, peton,
peton, peton, peton, peton, peton, peton, peton.
Lentils in ham, dehydrated soup, peton, peton, peton,
Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton,
Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Tape.
Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton, Paton.
No.
Oh!
Oh my god, a scrap.
We need that, we need that, we need that.
OK, I'm going to get rid of this.
empty, and compost, um, we have so much chalk, I don't think we need this much water.
Goat milk, goat milk, water, water, we can get rid of this, I think, shake, shake, shake,
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
I think he's nuts.
I need more room, bro.
Okay.
Yes!
Worth it.
Only one, really.
And it's not even a full one, it's a scrap, but at least we get to get rid of our other one.
Oats, um...
Powdered milk, medicine, there's a lot of dead bodies, nothing, nothing else,
And he put dance, and he put dance.
Woo!
A scrap, a scrap.
We found a scrap.
No, not that.
But now I need one more scrap to make it whole.
Empty pot.
I'm so sorry.
I'm greedy, you're right, I'm greedy, I'll change.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Okay, okay.
That was a close one, I was almost punished for my crimes.
Okay, we gotta cook.
Maybe we say goodbye to this guy first.
Oh.
What?
Stop!
Stop walking!
I think I got everything.
I can't believe I'll be back in my van in a few days.
Doesn't seem real.
Oh my god.
What about you, Ava?
Oh, okay.
You made up your mind?
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Do I get to decide or should I just say yes?
Oh my God.
Obviously we're going up.
Obviously.
Obviously we're going up.
Obviously.
That's crazy going back down. We gotta figure out why we gotta climb.
I take it I didn't find your cure.
It's not your fault.
It's Ome's. It's just how I am.
You think we'll ever meet again?
Yes
We'll face even harsher conditions up there the cold lack of oxygen. I
Can do it Marco
Okay
And I'll wait for you in the valley
So it's time for farewell the time and the place yeah
Goodbye!
I suck at goodbyes.
Yeah, I noticed.
Hey, you know how they say never meet your heroes?
It's nonsense.
You're extraordinary.
Aw, that's really cute.
So cute.
Goodbye!
Have a nice life!
Au revoir!
Goodbye!
Whoa, I was T-posing.
Are you serious?
It put me on the other side of the crack?
Bruh.
Oh my fucking god.
God I can't believe this is real. Are you serious?
Oh my god
Okay, do I... I have to just die.
We don't have to watch the cutscene, right?
No, I'm reviving.
I'm too lazy to loot the bags again.
And go!
We climb!
Are those gunshots?
What?
No way. What just happened? What is he shooting? I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't
I need it. What's the old man up to?
I think I need it.
Oh, thank God it's back.
Alright.
I came to my senses all stopping lazy for now.
I'm going to trigger the cut scene first and then I'll go loot the bags again.
Is he still there?
Yeah, he is.
Skip, continue the ascent.
Skip.
Okay, I purposely put you back
that far to kill you. Right?
They put you back like perfectly far enough where things you could probably sprint and jump.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
There's gunshots.
All right.
Now we got a loot.
There was three patons in here.
Okay.
Okay, I would like it to be a little more organized in here, you know what I mean?
A lot going on.
Okay, that's good for now.
All right, I will save after I'm done looting too before we go to the old man.
Backpack, lentils, and dehydrated soup.
You also got to cook a lot, I need to go get that tomato, the goat milk.
Oh, climbing tape.
Oh, go back down.
Okay, good.
Itaun is over here. Nice. Good bithaun.
Powdered milk. I do want the oats, but I don't think it's gonna fit.
Oh yeah, we got rid of a bottle, right?
This bottle.
Oh my gosh, there's just so much stuff!
Where'd it go, where'd it go, where'd it go?
Oh, it's gonna make a hot oatmeal.
And then the one paton was
whoa
Over the top. Thank you for the five gifted subs to the peoples. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You got the scrap. I hope that was
everything in here
Oh, chalk.
Peanut butter!
Wait.
Hold on now.
No, there's no way.
There's no way, dude.
Okay, you know what?
Screw the nuts.
I'm gonna eat it.
I can't, I'm full.
So much chalk.
Okay, at least the Paton's kind of overlapped.
That's nice.
Yes!
We got it!
I'm going to go make the Patons, yeah.
Okay.
Now we need to fill these bottles with goat milk, nice.
And then, what's the old man up to?
I don't know.
We got room for one tomato.
And then, oh, that bottle.
have enough chalk I think it's fine okay we go cook and then we see
I didn't know there was game up here.
You'd be surprised how high Wild Goats can climb, but no, I'm doing another kind of
What?
Further left.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Lift up.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
Now, lower.
A little higher.
What happened?
The same thing that happens every time.
He didn't listen to me.
And failed.
How long has he been stuck like this?
Thirteen days.
We only died the day before yesterday.
I've been watching him since he fell. It looked like his shoulder was dislocated, but he suffered in silence.
Why didn't you try to help him?
That's what I'm doing now, kid. Helping the rest, the rifle offers a dignified death to climbers who find themselves in this predicament.
He's gonna shoot me!
No one should be left dangling like a disjointed puppet.
It's obscene so I am cutting the rope by shooting at it and the mountain becomes
their final resting place. That's terrible. That's what I do kid. That's the way it is.
I'm not saying that this is very useful. I'm just saying that we need to respect
the dead. Oh my gosh that's so great. You want to take care of it? I'm getting old. My aim
isn't what it used to be. Yeah! Oh, no! No! I did not! I was thinking we could shoot
like that bear that tried to kill me bro wait okay oh oh my god oh my god this is crazy
the rope
wait why the rope i feel like
He's already dead.
Oh, true.
Wait, okay, wait.
You guys are so smart.
Actually, that makes sense.
He's already dead, so shoot the rope so he drops, yeah.
Okay, it's very wiggly, I swear.
Okay, hold on.
This makes me sick.
I don't know how you do it.
Okay, I know that's what he said, but you know, I wasn't listening, but I know that's
what he said.
You know what I mean?
Like I heard him, but I didn't.
You can remain here forever in this purgatory you've created for yourself, but let me go.
You've had a good run, but it's my turn now.
I won't leave you hanging like a broken mannequin.
I will render your corpse to the mountain, as I did with the others.
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my god, it's almost time.
Okay, we got to cook.
Oh my god, this is a big preparation round.
Oh no, it's doing that thing where my cursor's gone.
Dang it.
Okay.
OK.
OK, we got one piton.
I can't cook, unfortunately.
I'm going to have to save and restart again.
Excellent, excellent.
That's good.
Let's leave.
Oops.
No.
I'm going to save again just in case, okay, I have to restart because I get a weird bug
where whenever I camp, it removes my cursor so I could only use my keyboard but it doesn't
Let me cook properly. It's very odd.
Devs.
I tried alt tabbing. I tried. I tried everything before.
But don't worry. Restarting does fix it.
Yes.
OK, we're beating this game today.
Happening.
Freaking happening.
Okay. Opening the game. Sorry about that. Oh, the team is working real hard, I promise.
Oh, hey. Listen, I've just got a few notes, so I'm glad you guys are aware. Wait, did
Did I find any bugs that you guys didn't already know?
Was I helpful?
Did I help?
Oh, were you watching when there was a misspelling
in the journal, the old man's journal?
Okay, so you did my cursor's back.
Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see it?
Yes, one collision bug about seven hours ago.
Oh my god dude, I'm helping. I'm a dev now pretty much.
Alright, let's do...
Oats with the goat.
Oats with goat milk.
Yeah, I'm a play tester or whatever.
Ray, I saw Iron Lung, it was really good.
I'm glad you liked it.
Could you tell which voices were my voices?
Let's do tomato and the goat milk.
Three meat tomatoes.
And then let's do the lentils and ham with the goat milk.
Nice.
It's a hearty meal.
Dehydrated soup with some water.
Just straight up soup.
nice powdered milk i guess we don't need the powdered milk put it in the soup i guess
powdered soup milk it's just creamy
creamy soup and then everything's already reheated that's great okay finger check
excellent condition. I might as well preemptively wrap some of these because
it looks like it's wrapped this thingy.
Okay these are fine for now. Backpack check. Let's scare it at that.
some space. Oh yeah, we got meals for days. And we got to fill up the water. We got soup,
goat milk. Is this empty? And, okay, we go fill up the water, we save, and then we leave.
time. Thank you, uh, Mark, Marcus B for the 40 month
resub on YouTube. Thanks so much. You're watching this on your new TV.
Hey, new TV. All right, let's fill up on the water.
Nice.
The goat is resting.
I should heat the water again make sure it's all heated.
Hello Reyes, is this a 12 hour stream?
Yeah, probably. I'm not ending stream until I beat this game. It is 9.30 p.m.
But I will beat this game tonight. Oh
My goodness. Oh my gosh the sun there's a sun ray.
I'm going to make sure the new water is heated.
Oh, nice, the heat, hot water.
The heat, okay.
And then we save and then it's time.
It's kind of creepy knowing that if we fall the old man's gonna shoot us, but oh well, I guess.
It's time!
Wait.
Save.
Okay!
Alright, so this is what we're working with. Looks relatively easy.
Looks good so far, don't you think?
Okay, surely there's a save point up there, right?
I mean, it kind of doesn't look too bad.
The only issue is that, since no one's been past this point, there's no save points.
And I only have four patons.
I'm freaking screwed.
GG's.
Okay.
Gotta take it one step at a time.
Okay.
Okay, patience is key, uh-oh, I might have a hard time then, yeah patience is key.
I got patience.
I got keys.
I'm sorry.
I regret it.
OK.
I regret it.
Let's grab here.
Let's step down.
Let's take a little break.
Take a little break.
Um, let's just move this way.
Oh, she was wobbling.
I really want to greet my Patons, bro.
I think it's too soon for a Paton.
How high are we?
We're not even that high!
Okay, this is freaking me out, and go on the ice.
I am considering the ice, I just don't know, okay, let's really look, let's assess the
situation here.
Let's assess it.
This is quite simple.
I feel like this is quite simple here.
Is there anywhere we can rest to recall the Patons?
That is the question.
Where can we rest to get the Patons back?
Maybe, like here? Like on that maybe?
Oh my god.
Wait, this is way higher than I thought.
To the left?
Yeah, I was thinking like right there,
but that's kind of out of the way.
It's a good bridge.
I don't know if this is standable.
Can you stand on this?
Or does it break?
I feel like it's bait.
It's gonna break.
break. Does anyone know if you can stand on the spikes? I don't think I'll be able to
stand there and recall. Not the dons. Test it? Yeah, test it. Yeah. I don't know. I was
too scared to try it. I'm scared to try it too. I don't want to.
Otherwise, I don't see anywhere else to recall.
I am a play tester now, so maybe I should test it out.
You know what?
There's only one thing to do.
Oh, I almost killed myself.
Don't worry, I got it.
I'll figure it out.
Oh, my god.
Can you collect other climbers, Patons?
We tried.
No one else had.
We found like two scraps.
All right, foot, put a little hole right there, foot, yeah, you grab that little thingy.
Yeah, we have four patons now and one scrap.
at least it's a nice day that would have been a nightmare
do it! stand and rest! stand and rest!
very good very good that was awesome that was very good that was very good
I'm tired.
Oh, there's a little ledge there.
I see it.
I see the little ledge.
Yep.
Right on.
Yep.
Okay.
That was a nice little ledge right there.
Um, I see another little ledge.
Yep, and yep, and yep, and yep, yep.
Okay, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god!
Yep, very good. Get your limbs intact.
Yeah. Okay. How are we doing honestly? Not bad. Okay. The goal is to make it to this bridge
and test to see if we can recall the Patons. That is our goal. If we can recall the Patons,
can make it if we can't we can make it but it might take us three days because
otherwise I mean four Ptons oh god I don't know we shall see we shall see
Let's see here. Let's see. Okay.
What?
Oh my gosh, that's the best noise.
The snow is blinding!
Nice.
We're starting to quiver a little bit, which is.
me out. Okay. Okay. How are we doing? We could probably use one of these. Use the indestructible
one's first. Okay. Maybe we belay for stamina. Maybe we drink a little bit of water. Yeah,
let's drink a little bit of water. Creamy soup. Good soup. Temperature. We're not really
It's really cold though.
Mmm.
Might as well eat these.
Good soup.
Or thirsty.
Clean water.
Okay.
Good.
Let's just climb.
Oops.
Almost.
Oops.
Oh, that was a good one.
Um, well, um, hmm, well, you see, um, okay, hold on, let me look at this.
We could go.
Oh, I see ledges.
You see that little, you see that?
You guys see that?
Right there.
We could chalk to that.
You could chalk there.
Oh, there's also a little divot right there.
Look at that little divot. You see that little divot?
That's a good divot.
You stick your toe in that.
There's also one right there.
This is climbable.
Okay.
Yeah, there's also a little
lip right here.
A little, yeah, yeah.
A little lip thing.
So we'll just go blue. We'll pull ourselves up there with chalk grab that little lip
Put our feetsies up and then with the rest of the chalk. Oh my god. We might need double the chalk. I
think we climb up
This side looks a little easier with all these ridges
But I'm kind of just like in the middle I kind of like the idea of going here
go up up up up up up up and then ice up this and then go sideways and then up
up up right here and then try standing on this to try to recall
Oh my god.
Why is it so damn high?
Okay.
Okay, chalk time, big chalk, stretch!
Okay.
Very good.
Oh, look at how she's gripping that thing.
Okay.
There's another little.
What is moving, my right hand?
Oh yeah.
Let's put, let me reach.
Oh my god, my hands are so clammy.
You could put here, stick this toe in there.
Oh my god, it didn't go in.
Can this go in there?
Yeah.
Grab that.
Nice.
Reach!
Oh!
That would have been sick though.
You know what, I have to piton.
Piton, since we're going to try to recall it anyways.
Okay, okay, okay.
Focus now.
I'm focusing now.
PUSH!
I'm fine.
No! No! No! No!
Oh, wait.
Wait, hold.
Where am I?
Oh.
Good crack.
Okay. After my crack assessment, I know where to go.
Nice. You maybe can stick your foot there.
No, stop quivering! We just started!
OK. OK. OK. That's a good start. That's a good start.
Crack.
That's a nice ridge right there.
Reach!
Come on!
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, that's what I said
Okay
What if?
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. What about right there? Ooh, that's nice. That's nice. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. No, this is good. This is good. We're really, we're really making the most
Okay, that's good, that's good.
What's that sound?
Okay, oh my god, I can't breathe.
Okay, I feel like you picked the harder path.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen.
This path is a bait because it's obvious that this is the clear path, right?
It's obvious that this is the path that you should take.
It's right by the campsite.
You know, it looks like stepping stones.
But then, you're going to run out of patons and then you're going to be like, what
the heck do I do?
The old man's going to shoot me.
This is more difficult, but we're gonna get our patons back
because I'm gonna stand on this right here
and it's not gonna break.
I really hope this doesn't break.
I mean, it's so thick.
There's this dude.
This dude was dangling from it.
I mean, this is a thick one, but yes.
Okay, so, we are hopefully making the right decision.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice, that's nice.
Nice, that's nice.
OK.
You know what?
Can you just stick your sticky hands
And then put your brother.
Only we were taller.
OK, you know what?
Stick your toe in that crack.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Good crack.
OK, now.
I'm so proud of you.
Yup.
Okay.
We're almost there.
He's so talented.
I'm so proud.
I'm getting a little hungry.
Okay, the moment of truth can we recall from this ice?
Let's do this.
I agree.
Okay, wait, okay.
Let's do this down here.
Yeah.
Oh.
Good news bring me the pigeons we can recall the pigeons oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
Nice. Okay. Nice. Okay. Perfect. This is great for us because that means that we have four
What are pitons now?
All right, now, which way do we go?
Can you climb the ropes?
I don't think so.
Should I play test it?
Let's see.
Yeah, I do have the piton immediately.
You are right.
Let me see.
Can we just go this way?
I go up here.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
Up, up, up.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Up.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Land hose.
Okay. This is good.
Okay. We are going to baton right here.
Okay. Now, I think with some pop we can go straight up this.
in the cracks. It's getting a little windy though which I'm concerned about.
Good. Good.
Oh my god. No way.
Avalanche?
Come on!
I can't stay here!
What?
What do you mean you can't stay here?
What does that mean?
I'm freaking out.
I don't know what to do.
Okay.
So, what the fuck was that about?
What was going on?
Why would that happen right then and there?
I don't understand
I don't understand what kind of audacity.
Okay, I mean, okay, so,
can I, where am I supposed to go?
Okay, left, okay.
You know what?
Yeah, no, this is fine.
All I have to do is ignore the really scary music.
This is fine.
Why is it?
Okay, no, it's fine.
What do you mean hurry up?
Why?
I liked what I didn't have to rush.
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
No patons!
What the fuck?
Oh, shit!
Another one!
Ah, awesome!
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
No patons!
I
Oh brother
Okay. Okay. No patons, huh?
Is there a hidden timer?
My butt is so clenched I can't I had to like relax myself a little bit literally every muscle
My body was flexing way too hard
Yes
Oh my god.
I don't know if that was supposed to happen, but I, uh, I don't know if that was supposed
I may be okay so now okay my issue is um well well shit this is quite the predicament
Am I just screwed?
I can't do this.
The Todd maybe?
I don't think I'm allowed to put Todd during this part.
I grew up in the mountains.
Let's see if this test it.
Oh it does.
No. Hell no. Okay. Unfortunately, I think I might have to restart.
start.
Um.
The issues that if I use this it's going to take me back to the glitched part.
I have to die.
So I guess I just have to- oh!
Oh, that's nice.
I should just not make sure I'm not too close to the wall.
Watch out! Have a launch!
Ha ha ha!
Rest?
Okay. I'm glad we started here and not like underneath.
I just don't know if the chalk is going to like help with like the ice picker.
I'm scared it's going to happen again.
I'm scared.
Am I too close?
I'm scared.
I'm scared. Am I too close?
Okay, let's head this way.
And spring water.
Nice.
Good.
Was it about here when it happened or?
What happened again?
Let's do chalk and let's head this way.
You can do it!
It's shaking so much!
So far, so good.
Oh my god, we're so close.
Okay, let's... oh, I can't... refuel on top.
Ohhhh... okay.
Oh, brother.
I can't get chalk out of my bag unless I'm- oh my god.
Oh my god, nooo.
Sucks.
Oh, this is good, this is good.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
Okay.
I still can't do this?
This is risky.
Nooooo!
Oops.
Okay.
Oh, I can't see from the middle.
Ah!
I should have refilled.
This seems so difficult.
Okay.
Why are we shaking?
Oh my god, we hit the cutscene.
We hit the cutscene!
Oh my god, we barely got high enough.
Are you kidding me?
I died right there.
I used my flower for that.
What's happening?
Am I dead?
What is happening?
am I just bugged my dad oh my god I died wait no we're alive I have no idea no
we're good oh no we're tripping out did you pull me into the tent
Oh my god, she's losing it.
Oh my god, they scared me.
about a rough time you're gonna be okay oh no it's Wilson oh I was expecting my
fingers to be so bloody
okay I'm just really glad that the crazy music is over okay let's refill on these
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
We can eat something.
Let's eat this.
Oh, I can't eat.
Why can't I eat right now?
Should we try to look out or?
My life?
Fuck.
Whoa.
It's a good time.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Whoa.
It's a good time.
Yeah.
Fuck.
It's not even the top, no.
What is that?
Is that shelter?
Is that camp?
What is this?
Hot tub?
Am I tripping?
What's happening?
Is it?
Is it Mirage?
Oh, oh I can see.
Oh, this is where I started.
Wait, can I eat yet?
I don't know.
This is where I started.
Wait, can I eat yet?
Oh, I can eat now.
No, I can't eat these for some reason.
Is it because it's colder?
What?
I can eat that.
I can't eat this.
I don't understand why.
I need to heal.
I can't!
I don't understand, but whatever, let's just go on.
I saved at least.
OK.
We're almost there.
Yep.
Almost to the top.
My robot's alive, which is great.
Uh, okay, this is what it looks like when we zoom out.
Whoa, we've traveled so far.
Where's the sun?
Oh, it's snowy.
Honestly, oh, I'm down to go back.
Oh, this is horrible.
What the?
Oh, okay, ready?
Oh, brother.
Okay, sprint and jump.
Okay, good, good, good.
Give me a sec.
You're good, you're good. Take your time.
Take your time.
I do see a tree over there.
Maybe we go this way.
Put your light on.
I think it's going to be too bright, but I'll test it.
That was not too bad.
too bad. Oh, I'm so sorry. I apologize. That's my bad. All right. Now this is great. What's
a timer for? I think that's how long I'm gonna be warm, extra warm. Oh, I can eat
this now. Let's drink some goat milk. Yummy. Or quite chilly. I can't... I can use this.
Oh, my health is half.
It's like permanently half.
Yeah, my bars are extra small.
What is that?
Oh, it's just a rock.
Any treasure?
Let's go.
Probably nothing up here.
It's freezing!
Really?
Girl!
What did you expect?
This looks climbable.
Rest.
A little robot's so cute.
Yeah, we can climb this.
Oh, when I sprint, she gets tired.
We can kind of see over here.
Oh, am I supposed to climb that?
Oh, whoops, hold on, I'm not done.
Oh.
Do you want me to climb, oh, okay, let's go this way.
Yeah, no, I have to climb this.
Yeah, this is, this is fine.
Oh, yep.
Up, up, up.
Oh, no.
Please don't fall.
Oh my goodness, look at that.
At least it's a- whoa, it cleared up a little bit.
That's nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
I wonder if we should go in the cave.
Oh, hell no.
That looks extra difficult.
I feel like this way is a little bit more rampy.
It might take longer, but it's more ramp.
The cave is less wind, you convinced me.
Oh, we're walking faster.
How far should we get now?
I'm definitely, oh my gosh, it's so windy outside.
Yeah, less wind.
It hurts.
Don't hit thanks to the sub on YouTube.
Thanks so much.
Yeah, all we have to do is- I think we should go- okay, fine, yeah, I know this is fine,
I can do this.
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, we have the power of peaton.
Okay. Yeah, this is fine.
Girl, I know you can stretch up that.
I feel like she's not even trying.
Okay, now the light is too bright.
Yeah, okay.
She's tired.
Yeah.
Oh!
You're right.
Okay.
And a thoo.
Thoo.
Don't even look up.
Oh, she's shivering. I don't know. I can't tell if she's shivering. Are we shivering or tired?
Oh my god
The other way seemed so much easier
I feel like we could have just walked up that way.
Why are we going this way?
I guess it's faster.
I can't really tell.
It's so nice out too.
Wow.
Okay.
You know, maybe I'll get to this ridge right here.
Yeah.
ridge and we'll walk outside. Yeah. Okay, let's go.
Yup. Yes. Yup.
Let's go.
Right.
Do.
Right.
I
Were almost there
Yep
Let me suck it in windy again.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Okay, focus.
Just in case.
Let's just put a little bit down there.
I ain't going back down.
And almost there.
Reach.
Yes.
OK, perfect.
I'm going to go this way and miss the sun.
Okay, drink water when you're happy, or how are we doing?
Ooh.
This will keep us warm.
All of our stats are cut in half.
Drink that.
I should save this until I get really cold.
Oh!
Marco? Marco, is that you?
Marco, wait for me!
Marco!
Not to me!
Marco!
Marco, wait!
Marco Polo!
Okay, uh, yeah, let's just, oh god, it's so snowy I can't see, but thank you so much.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yup.
The chin.
Perfect.
Phew.
Up.
I have to do this because the wall is so sheer, it's like not good climbing wall, but those
Don't break, so it's okay.
Okay.
Uh-oh, we're freezing.
Oh, we gotta get to the top first.
Uh, the wind.
What are we doing this for?
Doing this for!
Girl, pull yourself up!
Please!
Okay, recall and then let's eat something.
We're freezing.
Eats, perfect, okay.
Um, okay, next hurdle.
Oh my god.
I see the next, the next save point.
It's there, I tell you, it's there.
We could just walk around this way, I see it.
Oh, don't run, don't run.
I'm not so fast.
I'm patient.
Hayden, thank you for the 10 gift
subs on YouTube.
Thanks so much.
One step at a time.
I'm patient.
Yeah, totally.
up nice holy look at the view
We're almost there.
Keep walking.
Dude, I literally, I don't think I ever need to go, oh, pause.
No.
come on
wilson
oh she's bringing him
my shaila
What the- Wilson!
Come on!
Wake up!
I don't need this right now.
Oh, we're close, we're close.
The filter's coming.
Yeah, I have a lot of chalk ready, uh, ready made, but I can't recall the Patons, which
pretty risky, so I have to be careful.
I'll save him, I'll save him.
Go!
Oop, thirsty.
Let me get some water.
Climb!
Thank you, mommy, uh, for this stuff.
Welcome back.
Guys, we're going to make it.
We're all going to make it.
Where is it?
Oh.
Almost there.
Oh.
Oh, you OK?
Oh.
Why?
Oh, he's alive!
Good save, good save.
Oh my god!
Gave me time to finish breakfast.
A nice bowl of rice with a marinated mushrooms
and soft boiled eggs.
You do eat eggs, right?
She's so lonely.
Why is she doing this?
This is Zoom.
She is hallucinating.
Finger check.
Excellent, excellent.
Pitons, we cannot repair.
Can we cook anything?
Let's reheat everything so it's warm.
I'm worried we're running out of food and water.
Oh, it's good.
I want to heat it up so that it can heat us up.
All right, food.
We have plenty of chalk.
Okay, this is fine.
Let's go, shall we?
OK, now, oh goodness, we can either climb up or around.
And you know what?
I choose around.
Oh, gosh.
That's windy.
Yeah, the robot came back, which is great.
Look at him.
He's thriving.
We are getting low on food.
I'm going to try to save it for as long as possible.
Tell me how the view is.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Don't worry.
It'll be at the end of this mod.
Thank you Cheetah Sniper for this.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
We're almost there.
The weather better clear up when we get there, bro.
Imagine getting to the top and it's just foggy.
No way, she makes it back down, this is a one way trip.
Yeah, can you believe going back down after you go up?
Yeah, feet are very bloody.
It's okay.
The climb down is easy.
It definitely is easier than going up, but still, like, you have to find food and stuff?
Oh, this is getting real steep.
Oh, my gosh.
oh my gosh we're so close kind of we can do it
holy sneak we need us we need a snowboard
Okay, let's assess, assessing, oh my gosh, the next save point, oh my goodness, we're
getting so close.
The rocky way or the icy way?
I get to use rocks.
The ice had a...
I feel like I have more stamina when I go on rocks.
So close.
Okay, here we go, let's just assess, it's right there, here we go.
One step at a time, oh it's windy, water, we're running out of water too?
It's freezing.
Girl, you gotta tell me twice.
Rest.
Hope the weather doesn't continue to up, up.
This is nice. I could do this weather.
Right there.
Move up our hungry.
Oh, the time maybe.
I can eat.
Our food. We're running out of food.
Oh my god.
Ooh, we can do this.
Inject us with the banana min.
We should save our cold resist stuff.
We should eat only things that make us fill our food.
Okay. Continue on.
You can do it.
I feel like the length of this game is also very good because it feels like I actually
I've been climbing for days.
Tretch.
No.
Push!
Very good.
Fire!
Nice.
Okay.
Come on.
Rest. Oh my god.
Okay.
Come on rest. Oh my god, it's right there. You can go we can make it
We got lots of chalks. We should just chop
Nice
Okay, almost there, uh-oh, maybe we should go up the ice way.
Eat in the crevice.
Okay.
That is.
Huh!
Uh.
Peton, peton, peton, peton, peton!
Okay.
That's the last...
Okay.
That wind!
and
Nice
Nice good save
Let's stop here, okay?
I give up.
Let's just go back down.
We're, I mean, at this point?
At this point it's kinda crazy.
All right, point taken.
We'll keep going.
Oh.
You're listening to me?
That was crazy.
Good condition.
Our Finkies.
Wrap it up.
You heard me.
She's the crazy one around my eye.
Wrap it up.
I'm just going to wrap all the empty hands.
Nice.
Ouch.
Wrap it up.
Alright.
Maxible Grip acquired.
Excellent, excellent.
Oh, brother.
It's not looking good.
We're running out of liquids.
We have to save our soup.
That's some goat milk.
Peanut butter makes us thirstier,
Which kind of stinks?
OK.
Let's go.
All right.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god, I go around.
I feel like I should just go straight up.
So close.
So close yet so far.
It's freezing.
I feel like we have to go up because I'm running out of... stuff.
Okay.
Oh god.
I feel tired for her, you know what I mean?
Isn't this kind of depressing?
This is so like, it's so lonely and it's so like,
she doesn't even know what she's doing this for.
She's like losing it.
I pressed.
Okay, this is doable.
Winna ball!
We're in a bowl!
We talk.
Okay, this is fine.
But time
My on it play play
Okay, this is fine
I'm fine.
Up.
Almost there.
Come on.
Rest.
Refill chalk.
You're right.
I'll do that the next one.
The next, uh...
We got enough chalk.
Oh, not that.
Okay, okay.
Oh my gosh, it's beautiful.
Wow, are we close yet?
Are we almost there?
Oh my god.
Okay, let's refill on the chalk.
We fill equip.
Let's deposit these.
Oh my god, we're running out of resources.
Might as well eat that. All right, we got the good grip.
and
Okay, I should go faster.
This grip is strong.
We like left.
Hold!
Binker and hold!
Hold!
Hold! Binker and hold!
Man, the extra grip is crazy!
What the- literally Spider-Man with this grip!
Pull!
Yes!
Finally.
Oh my god.
It's turning green.
No!
No.
safe point I think maybe up walk up ice ice ice peatons
okay here we go
We're committing the final climb.
Oh
Hey
That's not good, it's not.
Okay.
Kicks.
Yep.
Put in crack.
Oh, this is gonna be so tough.
Oh, holds.
Oh.
Get up, I'm so sorry.
Okay, is this hard ice or something?
Can I?
Okay.
Oh my god, we are going to roll down the mountain.
We're good.
Okay.
Perfect.
Okay. Oh, this is so doable. There's like lots of ridges there. Okay, we can go. We can go.
Rest.
Can we climb up this?
Put on ledge.
Put on the ledge, hold, rest, hungry and thirsty, huh?
Okay.
We got to go this way.
I'm trying to get as far as I can before I hit the ton.
Oh, that's a good hole.
OK.
Okay, probably the taunt here.
Okay, let's eat.
Okay, I think it's time for the creamy soup.
Good soup, good soup.
OK, at least we're running out of things.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so stressed.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
All right, I guess we just go straight up.
That side looks way more treacherous.
OK.
Okay, still so much more to go, I know.
Okay, I'm gonna chalk it up.
Good reach.
Reach.
What the?
Why is she wiggling?
Oh.
What the why is she wiggling?
Not hanging on.
Rest.
Good rest.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, this is good, this is good.
Okay, I think we're back on track.
I mean, we never really love track,
but we just gotta keep climbing.
Almost there.
Yep, we're almost there.
It's been such a long journey.
Why did she gasp all like that?
Okay.
Oh!
Oh
We're getting thirsty
I have a problem where am I gonna rest to get the rest of my my pitons
Oh my god, it doesn't let me go up higher.
You aren't?
Oh god.
Let us drink.
Dude, we're running out of liquid.
This is so bad.
I'm going to get rid of this peanut butter because it dehydrates me.
I guess I could carry it for now.
Chalk?
It's not ready.
Maybe I can get rid of it for more chalk.
I feel like I have to go faster because I'm running out of food and water.
I think there's food up there.
So there's a few more meters, bro.
OK.
Oh, don't slip.
Oh, please don't slip right now.
Rest.
OK.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Oh.
Loven Crack.
Loven Cracks.
Mr. Chalk.
Oh, oh my god. Yes, guys
Wait, what are you doing wait?
We back on we're almost there, please I need the put on
Please
Wake him up.
Don't do that to me.
Turn back on.
Stop!
Wake up the dead robot.
She's a trash kid.
Get to work.
I'm not asking much of you.
Say sorry.
She's your job.
Turn back on.
Wake him up.
Turn back on!
Run!
Oh my God.
What a waste of energy.
You're joking.
Come on.
Ruble, please.
Please, please, please don't do that.
Turn back on.
I didn't mean to do this to you.
I will continue with climb bot!
I need him!
Oh, my Patons!
Oh, thank you.
Wait.
Okay.
We're going to make it to the top, Clydebot!
Did it get taller?
Am I crazy?
Oh.
Right, dude.
Okay.
Go this way.
Good reach.
Rest.
Okay.
Where's my food bar and stuff?
Where's my piton and stuff?
That's my UI is gone, and I feel lost.
Maybe this is good, I won't starve to death, but it's gonna make it.
I'm not sure if I can make it through the end of this.
I feel like it's getting...
Do I hear wolves howling?
What is happening?
Take my...
Ha ha ha!
No, take mine!
Sure!
I got it!
Yeah, sure, sure
Take mine!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Take mine!
Okay!
Okay, okay, okay...
Take mine!
Stick my, yeah, stick her leg in there.
Whenever gets the job done, we're on our way.
Are we doing, oh my God, we're almost there.
We're almost there, chat we're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it
After 15 hours of climbing
We're gonna make it
I'm sweating. God, I'm so tired of climbing. It's exhausting.
Okay, I'm in the creases. I'm in the creases. Nice.
I'm really glad I don't have to worry about my health anymore because
I don't know how I was going to make that.
I'm depressed.
This is so crazy.
They're so close!
This is it!
Oh my god.
Rest.
Oh my goodness.
this stop shaking we are not dying right here stop it pull yourself up
I can't believe you can cut the rope.
Oh
Oh my god, I'm going to cry.
This is so sad.
Oh, I'm still in control.
I'm still in control.
This is crazy.
The camera's going nuts.
Wait, do you think she's gonna die up there?
Oh my God, we're almost there.
Wow, so close.
Can you imagine tripping right here?
Oh my god!
Yes!
Wow.
Hello me.
Don't die.
Hold on now.
What?
No!
We gotta go down!
I have a girlfriend now!
Oh my god!
I just have to die?
I just die like this?
I just have to die?
just die like this? I mean it's kind of cool honestly. The first ever do it, the
first ever climb this mountain and you die at the very top. Kind of sick. Okay fine
I'll be part of the hole. Why is it so... well not okay well chill. Why is it doing it
like that? Now I don't know if it's it can I not? Wake up! Escape! I can't
escape. Okay I'm gonna be part of the whole...
What?
No! Oh my God, we're dying!
Bitch, be so for reals.
Be so for reals right now.
You're joking. You're joking.
Really? Even in the afterlife, we're gonna be keep climbing.
We've been climbing for 14 and a half hours.
I am... I am becoming whole. At least I don't have to worry about my hunger anymore, or the cold.
Oh, this is pretty. Reply me to stars.
If she die, oh, she's dying right now.
She's either dying or we're hallucinating.
I think we're dying.
Oh.
Whoa.
What?
Oh, whoa, what?
Oh.
I think it's sword.
Oh, my gosh.
I was like, wait, I'm falling.
I think she's dead.
3, 2, 1!
Oh my god!
I'm full life!
Oh my god!
I'm full life!
Oh my gosh! I'm flying!
Wow! I'm a hole!
Wow!
Wow.
Another lie, this was such a great- I don't know, a great visual representation of death.
Whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god!
We're dying extra hard!
Oh my goodness!
I'm dying the hardest!
Oh
Wow
What a great game, oh my god Wow
I'm gonna be tear up was so good
I'm not going to lie, I think that's probably, this game is probably top 10 game I've ever
played and I've played a lot of games.
Oh my god, it was so good.
It was so good.
Top 10.
Holy.
I didn't want to end I wonder what happens
if you go back with Marco.
It was not a sponsor.
Good time.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs on Twitch.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
Wow. Thank you. Uh, Constance for the 20 gift subs on YouTube. Actually, 40 gifted. Thank you.
Natto- Nattonium, they said 10 gifted. Listen, I highly recommend you guys play this because
I probably missed some stuff. I tried not to miss anything, but it's very satisfying to, like, sticking your toe in the hole and grabbing one of those little divots. It's very satisfying.
Wow.
There is a harder mode. So I played this on medium.
Um, there's three modes, so there's a mode, easy mode is where you can revert your fall
whenever you fall down.
You just revert it back to where you fell, so pretty much you see like it's saved constantly.
And then the mode I played is you can only save at save points.
And then there's an extra hard mode where pretty much you try to beat the game without
dying ones like if you fall you're just dead like the ones over the kermadeath
mode yeah I am not playing that like real life yeah the realism mode which is
kind of cool because I felt like I was climbing in this game like I actually
actually felt the survival part of it like having to have food having to be
I'm cautious of the weather. It's so good.
Am I for nine hours?
I'm glad we finished it today.
I was actually worried. I was like, what if I don't finish it?
I don't even know if we can YouTube it yet because the game just came out three days
ago why no happy ending I mean she kind of got her happy ending he she did it
she made it to the top and she became part of the whole
Thank you for making it to the top and you, what is your summit?
Whoa!
Okay, I died seven times.
Summit reach day 19, 14 and a half hours, difficulty, medium, assist mode, off, wow.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Is that over?
You can load your save to review your route from game slot selection menu.
slot selection. Oh my god we unlocked the secret wallpaper or the ending wallpaper I guess.
This is so pretty. Wow. Review route. Let me see. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh my god this is
where we started? Well, you start down there somewhere, and you start in a climbing gym,
and then you, and then the game starts right here. And then as we walked across this bridge,
was playing the credits. Dude can you believe this took 14 hours? And then we went down
here and then I fell in that hole because I tried to jump and I ate shit. Oh yep there's
an arrow. And then we went up. And then we went around here. And then we went all the
way. What is this? What is that brown? Is that like the optimal path or something? Is that
So what that's showing?
What is that?
And why does it start here?
I don't understand.
OK, and then we went this way.
This is when we saw that really pretty cave for the first time.
Oh, that's the route I died on, I see.
Then we went up.
Then we made it here.
And then we went up to here.
And then that's where the rave cave was.
Oh, right here.
And here is where the rave cave was.
And then we went here.
And then we went even higher.
And then this is where the cave behind the waterfall
where the trout was.
Sikuno raided me when I was in there.
And then went down to check that out.
And we came back up.
And then we landed here.
And then this is where that goat attacked me
because I thought I could milk it.
It was a boy.
He did not want to be milked.
And then we went in here.
And this is where the classrooms were.
Oh yeah.
And then we went inside here.
And then in here,
and then this is where the big challenge was
that we suffered in, as you can tell.
Lots of suffering fell down a lot.
Then we went up that way.
Then we went this way.
And then we found the really cool glowing gloves that were just awesome.
And then we continued up.
And then we were up here.
And then we went in here.
And then we found a bunch of goats, we could actually milk the goats and then there's this
girl that lives down there.
And then we went this way.
And then we collected three parts of that stupid doll that changes the weather that
we didn't end up using all the way that I carried all the way to the top for no
damn reason.
So we got one doll there, one thing there.
And then I went over here, found another doll there and there.
And then this is where we hit the plateau.
This is where we were really rude to that one guy, Marco.
And then we went all the way over here.
And then we explored all of this, inside it out, and then we went all the way up
Oh, what?
Oh, wait, why can't I go up anymore?
Am I not allowed to go up like this?
Is it not loading all the way?
I can't, I want to see my route.
Gotta get closer.
Oh.
Okay, let me go up and that's where I swung a lot.
And I went all the way up here.
Yep, yep, and then, oh yeah, that's where we got drunk,
and then this is where the fire things were
that signaled to the other fire things,
and then we went across this,
and then we went across that, and then,
and then we fell a lot, and then we crossed this bridge,
And then we went here, and then it got snowy
and all difficult and everything.
And then we just kept going up and in and out,
up and down, in and out,
and then all the way to the top of here,
just to figure out nothing is up here.
And then the spiky mountain of death.
That's where I ate shit after Marco said goodbye.
And then we climbed all the way up here.
And then there was the crazy avalanche.
And then we went over here.
And then it was really snowy, bad weather.
All my stuff was halved.
And then we went up all the way up.
Oh my god, all the way up this way.
We went through the cave and then up that way.
And then we walked all the way up that way.
And then this way.
And then we went up here and then went up here and then we made it to the top and then
and then we were here and then and then we died.
Oh, it's really nice when the weather is nice.
We climbed the stars.
Wow.
Dusk.
Oh.
Afternoon.
Ooh.
Sunset.
Dusk.
Night.
Wow.
And that's where it ends.
Dawn, sunrise, morning, midday, afternoon, sunset, dusk, night.
Dawn, sunrise.
Wow.
That was awesome.
Have you seen the documentary free solo? It's a wild ride. It sounds stress-inducing. Is it stress-inducing?
All right, you guys. We don did it. We beat the damn game.
Wait, where's my cute mountain wallpaper?
Wow. Great game. 10 out of 10. Highly recommend. All right. That is it from me today. Who are
we going to raid tonight? It's midnight. Jesus, it's time flew. Let me take a look at who's
on. Who have we not raided? Someone different. Let's raid. Let's raid. Wake Wilder. I don't
know if we raided Wake. Oh, we could do the new YouTube video. Well, I'll just remind
you guys um uh touching grass episode four wait three touching grass episode three is out
on my youtube channel the link is at the top of the chat um we i took vanilla mace to a pottery farm
where we saw some farm animals and did a pottery challenge which was awesome um if you guys want
to go show it some love and check it out i would really appreciate it team has worked so hard on
it and we will send the raid over to wake he's up late perfect thank you guys so much for watching
thank you guys for all the subs today all the members as well on youtube thank you thank you
thank you thank you um if you're on youtube we are raiding wake wilder at twitch.tv slash wake
Wilder. Enjoy the video. And also new posts on Instagram. And I talk about Iron Lung,
my Iron Lung photos with Markiplier. So yeah. I will see you guys next time. Have a good night.
Bye, YouTube. I ended on YouTube. And good night, Twitch. I'm gonna send the raid.