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Happy New Year!
Oh my god, I haven't seen you guys since last year.
Isn't that so crazy?
Oh my goodness.
Hello, welcome, welcome, welcome to the first stream of the New Year who's excited?
New Year, year of the...
Year of the Horse!
Oh, yeah, the horse, right?
It's horse here.
Also, what was the last?
Like is anyone born in horse here?
Is anyone here born?
How old are you if you were born in horse here?
Yosemite with the five gift.
Thank you.
Yosemite with the five.
2002, if you're born in 2002, you are horse here.
Okay.
Also, guys, got really bad news for 1996 babies as myself.
Low look and fuse with the five, give to thank you,
low look with the five.
Apparently, not going to be our year, but the rats, the rats,
apparently not going to be our year.
It's not going to be the rat year, apparently.
That's what I was hearing.
So that's kind of unfortunate for us, dang it.
But if you're also a rat year, I heard it.
I heard it's not going to be a good year for us,
according to the Chinese calendar.
Fuck!
But I'm still going to have an amazing year
because I am saying that I will,
and I'm speaking that into existence.
So, yeah, welcome to the first stream of the new year,
Lady, ladies and the background,
and for everyone saying,
I keep seeing you guys talking about,
and thanks to you guys talking about 75 soft,
the first day of the 75 soft challenge. And again, I'll explain it again for the people who
don't know what it is. And again, if you don't know what it is, just forget a simple Google
search will do. It is a 75 day wellness challenge. You work out once a day with one
rest a week, for 45 minutes, you retempage the book, you drink water, you have minimal alcohol
for people that drink, and you eat healthy.
Did I say eat healthy?
Eat healthy.
And it's for 75 days.
It's for 75 days.
And we are absolutely locking in.
And if you're sick right now, okay, I'll give you, I will give you a pass.
I'll give you a pass.
I know a lot of people are sick, right now.
Add us in with a 22 month or three, some W Addison.
Thank you.
So I will give you a pass.
I will give you a pass.
are if you are sick right now.
But if you're not, if you woke up
and if you woke up, feeling good, feeling great,
and you want to participate, participate.
Participate in this challenge that we're doing,
we're doing it as like, well, not, obviously not
everywhere in the community has to fucking do it.
If you want to do it, come on down, we're all doing it.
And we will keep ourselves updated and chat.
And speaking of 75 soft, it is time.
Hold on.
It's time for my official weigh-in.
Also tell me if this music gets crazy,
can I be able to hear it when I take the headphones off?
I just typed in way in music.
Okay.
All right, I'm done.
We're getting out of the car.
We're done.
The picture of Calibrate itself.
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that
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point nine. We are what's that help?
Yeah, I'm just gonna put it on your phone. We are...
We are clocking in!
It's air!
198.9 don't forget that.
Okay, don't forget that number.
198.9, that's what we are clocking in.
We are clocking in the air.
Locking in the way. Oh god, this music. Hey!
Hi! Okay, let me lower this. Okay, so we are locking in. Now we are going to do some measurements.
Okay, kids, somebody is vaguely due to the effect of where will you write down these and then text them to me.
Oh, you were for real. Oh, I'm dead ass. She's not here.
I'll launch early, you write them down.
Thank you, and will you message them? Thank you, okay.
Whatever mods are here, me and Chatsky, every single one of them. Okay, so why that
fuck does it start at not even exactly two? Like five are glad. Like what do
Why does it start like that?
What's the pi?
Okay, anyway, so I guess we'll start from here. So this will be one inch
So this will be one. So basically it'll be minus three everything minus three
minus two
It's minus two.
Okay.
Oh, I remember.
Fourteen minus two.
12.
Okay.
The device itself is two inches.
I don't give a damn about the device.
I'm not using the device.
I'm using the fucking she measuring.
Measure your head, sure. Head.
But my head gets smaller.
24 inches in circumference minus two.
So what is that? 22? 22 inch head.
neck. You actually neck actually is one they do measure when I have a personal trainer
they measured my neck. So no neck okay neck what is that 15? Is that a 15 right there?
15 minus two 13 13 inch neck. Who said curf? 13 inch curf?
Oh, that's not that. Okay, um, boob.
42 minus 2. 42 minus 2, 40 inch boob.
40, anonymous with the five. Thank you.
anonymous with the five gifted. 40 inch boob.
Wait. Okay.
Waste! Let me stand out, let me stand out for this, hold on.
Waste! Waste is like right here, right? Like the smallest point, and then you do hit.
Three inch!
Waste? Yeah, I can't see all of that, both of you, too.
Okay, 39 minus two, so that is 37.
Hit!
Or like, I'll do whatever I belly button.
Belly button!
45, 44, 43!
It's 45 minus 2, 43!
X!
7,000!
Oh, uh...
Wait, it's looking good.
50, 50 minus 20, 48, down, okay, Sam quick with the five, thank you, Sam quick with the five,
five, 20 minus 20, 26, cap, 17, 17 and a half, minus 20,
I think that covers all the bases.
Why am I a suit?
Because the thing starts here.
So yeah, I think we're good.
I think that's good enough.
So.
We're good.
I think that's good enough.
So.
We're good.
We did arms, we did arms, we did arms big toe, wingspan, my wingspan gets bigger, yeah fuck
I'll see my wingspan, wingspan, oh I broke the scale, oh my god I broke the scale on
the wingspan, I broke the scale, I don't even go farther than this, okay so if it starts
here, and it ends at 60, let's say about 66, 6, 7, oh, it might be actually, how long
He's like friggin' LeBron's wingspan.
Wait, what?
What?
84?
My god, also so easy F, baby with the 5, thank you so easy F, baby with the 5 gifted.
Your ring span is your height, okay, it's all way home on.
So if I am 5, if I'm 5, 5, how many inches is that?
60.
No, mine was longer than that, you saw it, okay, maybe I'm like 5, 6 on a good day, actually.
What's that?
Same thing?
Okay.
Is this even on?
Okay, so it's not even working.
Okay, five, six.
What?
It's not working.
Anyway, it's close enough.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'm just gonna log us when I look like fucking this.
I look like this.
I look like this, because my arms are just long for no reason, probably.
Like that, that's all I look at my arms for a long for no reason.
Oh my goodness, we have two donors, we have two donors, we have Yuliani, or Yuliani,
or Yuliani with a $50 or Yuliani with a $50 moma, I have to see, I have to say,
say let's start that over because I can't read mama I have to say seeing you turn
your scale around literally change my brain chemistry. I've been stuck around 200
pounds for years and it had so much shame the way you just turned that scale
around with no care. Whoa, you're so go to it. I mean hey, it's your body. What the hell
is there to be ashamed about how like dude? And we are on our freaking wellness
journey I'm going to be honest and open about where we are right now and I grow
out of give a damn I'll step on the I'll step on a scale any day of the week I
don't give a shit I don't give a shit it's my body bro I don't give a I don't give a
damn I don't give a damn I don't give a damn I'll step on that scale any day
the week and I'm glad I'm glad but I then I just helped all to your brain chemistry I
am so glad that I just helped all to your brain chemistry with that because you know
the number of the scale doesn't need a damn thing because there are so many
different examples of people looking completely different being at the same
way, um, height plays a role into it, you know what I mean, muscle, fat, and all
that. So please just don't try not to pay attention to the number, but we're just
doing this for the sake of the challenge. Um, so yes, Yuliani, thank you for the
$50 donut. Thank you so much. And then we also have a donut from Sarah
Colleen with a $69 don't know. Hey mama happy new year usually a silent follower, but
on last New Year's Eve I hooked up with my toxic ex and feel I deserve to be publicly roasted
by my favorite. Thanks girl love you. Sarah, thank you for the $50, not even to be the $69
don't know. Thank you for the $69 don't know Sarah Colleen. Listen okay, so was that about idea?
Yes, that actually was a horrible fucking idea, but at least now, oh, oh, but on last night, on New Year's Eve, oh, I thought you said last year, so I was going to say, oh, well,
Alicia, at least that was last year, like I thought you meant like 2024. Oh, okay. Well, technically still was last year
So maybe we just leave it in the back. So just leave that in 2025. Just leave that in 2025. Okay. Can we do that? Can we just leave that?
Yeah, really just leave that in 2025. Oh my goodness. Yeah, and also to
to you know he's toxic you know he's toxic I know the DNA that good you literally
like girl you could literally spit on the sidewalk it finds some good D like it's
it's literally within the fucking walking distance like there's good D everywhere like
it's literally not that serious like it's literally not that serious like get over it
like you buy you know he's fucking toxic leave that shit in fucking 20 25 like we are
not doing that shit this year 20 26 also Eric Kelly man lover with you gifted thank you
uh uh um um uh uh, along along along along the same quick with the five gifted thank
you to Sam quick, I don't know if a guy said thank you to that one, thank you.
Ok, let's jump back to the top to make sure everything's fine.
Ok. Boom!
I've got my kids band with the Christmas trees Child doesn't fy
off a Christmas tree.
It's fucking Mr. It's Mr. Bro. He's so bad he's he's been chewing on it all day, but it's getting taken down tomorrow
So he will not have the opportunity
Oh my gosh K-K and Guru started 75 soft with Hershey theme park
But was so healthy all day. I love you that I'm so excited to have motivation my goal is to gain weight as I've struggled to get past a hundred p
So I'm used to this so I'm using this challenge to ensure I'm putting eating before work in school
See that's amazing and see it doesn't always doesn't necessarily have to mean your losing weight if you're trying to put some weight on
If you're somebody who struggles to put weight on you also could use this as that same thing as well
So it's not just a weight loss thing when I say eating healthy. I mean eating
Just remembering to eat for some people because some people just genuinely like, you know making sure you're eating things that are
protein rich or things that will you know like
like keep you full and actually bring some fucking substance.
So that also same thing as well.
I could be on the other side
where you're trying to put some weight on,
which is that are nourishing.
And GL the go with the five, give it to you.
And GL the go with the five, also the infernal which.
We'll be providing you a little feedback
and I feel naked without it.
Okay, there we go.
The infernal, which is the $50 Joe and I'll have an Ella,
I think you're awesome.
I'm autistic, diagnosed with a lot of other stuff.
And your community in stream is a huge comfort to me
and has inspired me to start streaming myself.
Yes, infernal witch.
That's what I'm talking about.
I am so happy for you.
Thank you for the $50 don't know.
And congratulations on your new streaming journey.
And I wish you all the best with that in 2020.
Six, absolutely.
And also, JQSHQY, JQ with the five,
if you thank you Jake, you with the five, um, anyway, first dinner of 75 soft. We have
a grilled barbecue chicken bowl, roasted mushroom, roasted broccoli, kale slaw, and kimchi, and rice.
And this is like some chili oil that they put on the side too, which I don't know if I'm
I'm going to like it. So we'll see. Um, let me, let me see what this chili thing is talking about.
I can't really get a good read on that. Okay. We will come back to that later. Okay.
So I'm going to eat my dinner and chat. Sorry if I'm chewing in your mouth, I know people don't like that.
Autumn hose mad with defying you to thank you autumn hose mad with the five
In my mouth I mean you're ear
No, no, no in your ear. I'm not chewing and spitting into your mouth like a bird. I met in your ear
So sorry about that. Who can she is so good?
I want to fuck whoever thought to make kimchi. Oh my god. What do you mean you
just ought to put this shit in like some vinegar or something? Like what do you mean?
I'm so good. Oh it's me actually. Oh my jacket.
So I was actually the first person to think of it.
NGL the go with another five good to think you NGL the go with another five.
Eating a teacher.
I'm like NGL the go.
It definitely was someone's granny.
It definitely was someone's granny for sure.
But anyway, what do you guys do last night?
I want to hear, come on, what you all did last night.
Even though you didn't know anything.
Well, we all up, too.
Slut, slut, slut, pride, so hard that I threw up.
Watch Ranger things, got obliterated, stayed home, played Baldur's Gate,
Minecraft grind, metable to God, like worked, had Militos, I got cracked, went to a
race, played him on this, I had the flu, got drunk, went to micro wrestling, more Ranger
things good. I know what my family did karaoke, sick. A lot of stranger things. It was
the finale last night or something. Played Uno and took shots. Eight grapes, froze, got
fired from my job, drunk, fortnight. Got my period. Me too. I just heard my period today.
Is that like a sign or something?
Cryin' eight waffle, waffle, what would you eat him?
Fireworks,
sometimes much family,
rancho, to bedroom,
my iPod, laser cag with coworkers.
Fine, fun, fun, fun.
Okay, so you guys seem to, I mean, all around seem to have a good time, seem to have a good time.
Someone said paint it, I'm not okay, so you have to be more specific when you say that.
What kind of painting did you do?
Hope I'm the one on a canvas.
Okay, the rice is good. I think wait. Mmm, chicken is good. Let's try that rice again.
Mm-hmm.
Mushroom, let's try the mushroom.
Okay.
The mushrooms are good.
It'll be really better.
Trashy Barbie 20 with the five.
Thank you, Trashy Barbie 20.
Um, no, I haven't done a vision board yet, but I'm going to do one.
Oh, I don't know.
The real J for actually with the $50.00.
Queen, I literally started the 75 stuff today because of your last
dream. You've helped me see my body different and as a bigger guy, I
appreciate how you talk about weight and it makes me feel so much better.
Love you, Queen, I'm so proud of you and thank you. The real J for
I Sheet, thank you so much for the $50.00. No, seriously, just think about it
in the way that it's like, bitch, if we were to die tomorrow, like, would you
You really, like, you wish that you would get back the moments
that you were overly obsessing about stupid ass fucking things
and being so part, like it really,
it's really just never that serious.
At the end of the day, like it's just one of those things,
it's like, oh my God, it's not that fucking serious.
It's shit like that.
I mean, as long as you're keeping your health,
like your priority, maybe something's not exactly how you want it
to be, or whatever, it's like, oh my God,
like a please relax we're good you know what I mean so just try to think about it like that but thank you so much
real J-Freshy for the $50 don't I appreciate that
I'm out another don't know.
Smooth.
With the $15 don't know.
Hey girl sorry for the small don't know.
Small dough, 50 dollars is not small.
But I just haven't told you about the other day,
one of your videos when you laughed,
so goddamn hard by mom, but I was sobbing.
And I don't tend to laugh that hard,
so it was really refreshing.
It was a really refreshing end to the year.
Love, yes, move.
Thank you so much, Moosh.
I'm glad that I made you laugh that hard
to the point where your mom was probably
even a little bit concerned.
Vanessa, we know Vanessa,
Darts! I always save Vanessa's name on Vanessa's name on Vanessa's dark with the five gifted. Thank you Vanessa. Thank you. Thank you.
I made a green smoothie just now. I'm gonna be pooping my way through the ring 26. Okay, that's amazing. I'm very happy.
Actually, I'm very happy to hear that.
Anyone else doing the 13 magical night? What the hell is that? What is 13 magical nights?
It's a V-bit with the 5. Thank you. It's a V-bit with the 5 and Clover Show.
with the five gifted as well that you clover and V for the five.
Can you back the fuck up?
Okay, what's this 13 days of, what is this 13 days of mystery with?
What is it?
Miranda with the five giving Miranda with the five gifted.
I'm doing 360-by button so it only has to make sense to me it actually doesn't have to make sense to anyone else, but be
Okay, wait, well no one's answering the question. What is the third team fucking magical night?
13 nights, 13 different sex positions, where are you serious?
13, oh my god y'all are you?
Okay, anyway, Ryanney Table, Ryanney Table with the $50 don't know.
Hi, vanilla today is my birthday and I'm so happy I get to watch your stream.
Last year was really hard I had to end the nine year Woola World Relationship due to cheating.
Ah, I'm so sorry about that.
Can you wish me a happy birthday and give me some stand-up motivation that 2026 will be
better.
Ryanney Table, thank you for the $50 don't know.
And also thank you for being here.
I have seen your name in the chat for quite some time.
So thank you, Ronnie Table, for being here.
And fuck that bitch, okay, sorry,
but no, but seriously, but fuck that bitch.
And it's a new year, it's your birthday,
like, like, what a refresh, you know what I mean?
Like, what a nice reset,
fucking, just happy birthday, new year,
everything's gonna be amazing, I promise.
So thank you, Ronnie Table, for the $50 donut.
Also, I'm not move with a $50 dollar dough is well.
Hi, Mama's happy new year.
Thank you, move.
Happy new year.
Hope you're having an amazing,
look at why you should be doughnuts, guys.
Move, thank you.
So we W with a $50 dollar.
Hi, vanilla, super grateful to have found you this year.
Your light shines so bright.
Keep doing you and keep taking care of yourself.
I also made a cute year recap for you on TikTok at Millie Dot Vanillie.
And would love for you to see it.
Oh my God, okay.
So we haven't checked that out because I actually would like to
see a little here recap. Thank you so even the $50. Jonah, let's go see. Let's go see that.
Hold on one second. Can I type that right? Users? Wait, what is the user? What's
I typed that in. Nothing came up for me. What the hell?
Oh yeah, I did it for her. Okay.
I'll watch out in a second.
Joy to the moon with the $50 don't know as well. Happy New Year Mama.
I started my health journey in August and I've lost a lot of motivation, especially because of the holidays, but you've inspired me with 75.
So, thank you.
Also, I finally decided to post the TikTok of me unboxing this Sunday if you want
to see it at 1-2-3 joy.
I love you.
Joy, thank you so much for the $50 no-no.
Congrats again on being so lucky.
And thank you for being here always and thank you for the support and I am happy that
you are going to cover on this journey with us.
Thank you Joy for the $50 no-no.
I'm a darling with the $50 don't know.
The size of your arm from your wrists
and elbow is the size of your foot, by the way.
One of my numbers has,
wait, numbers.
One of my neighbors has the exact same cats as you.
It reminds me of you.
I love you, Noah.
Me having like an ADHD though, I love that.
I'm a darling or a million darling with the $50.
Thank you, Amelia.
Thank you for that.
And good, wow, that is a cool, fun fact.
Yoni with the five gifted.
Thank you, Yoni with the five.
Olivia, with the gifted Michelle J with the seven
month of resub and then Chase, Elijah with the five.
Thank you, Chase, Elijah with the five.
Whoa, guys, thank you so much.
Okay, let's see my 2025 recap.
Here, Newcompe, Newcompe, Newcompe, Newcompe.
What?
See, baby, you never know.
You never know what the freaking is.
I said that.
New year.
It's been 25 seasons.
New year new cock to balls.
Good night.
Wow!
Oh my god!
like this has been the craziest thing ever for me and I love and appreciate you more
than you could ever do. Oh Bunga that is so cute thank you Milly Vanilly that is
really cute dude this year was fucking crazy like literally unreal like I genuinely
like I I can't believe it sometimes it's actually like the craziest fucking thing
forever. Brat rally with the five as well. Thank you. Brat rally with the five. Um,
I'm going to another don't know guys. Guy seriously. You don't have to do this. Um,
Glow Man's 95 at the $50 Joe. No, happy New Year vanilla. I've recently got a new
job offer, but it would mean leaving my current job of eight years. I'm scared to do it.
And I have been anxious about it any advice. Well, there's a few things that we have to
take into account here. One is the new job paying you more. That's very important.
Two, is it something that you think is a good fit for you?
If you don't feel like you owe a job shit just because you've been there for a long time.
If this new job is a better opportunity, has a better pay grade. You know,
oh, these companies, a goddamn thing. You really don't.
Bigger small. You know what I mean? Like at the end of the day,
are you going to be happier? Think about that. Think about your work,
Look at the work schedule, the money, like what's going to make more sense for you?
And if that means staying at your place that you're already at, then stay there and
if that means taking this new job opportunity, take it.
So just if you know it depends, it depends.
And the fact is you've been there for eight years and it is an accomplishment in itself.
There's not a lot of people out here that could say that they've been at the same job
for more than like two fucking years.
Well, in my time working regular jobs back in the day, I couldn't tell you, I literally
I have not stayed at a place for over two years, girl.
I have not stayed at a place for over two years in my whole work-life career when I used
to have normal jobs.
So yeah, congratulations on that, alone.
That's fucking awesome.
Bloom with the 9-1-3, so thank you, de-altrade with a gift.
So that's fucking awesome in itself.
That's just awesome for itself.
And a job worker right now is a trotist.
So not alone.
Can you list all your jobs?
Yes.
First job ever was when I was 15.
worked at a hair salon. It was a small hair salon that I was like my mom's like
cousins fucking, so whoever. Like, look at family kind of thing. And she let me do,
um, she let me do reception. And it was just her. It was literally like, the
salon was like, the size of this room. There's tiny little salon. It was just her.
And it was off this random little side street.
So I just kind of will like sweep up for her
and like help her a little bit, whatever.
And one time she was doing a haircut
and then this old lady came in and was like,
I just wanna trim and she was like, yeah,
yeah, I really could do it.
I cut this lady's hair and best believe I was in there
like the Midnight Barber, I was like this.
And she left with the best Bob
she ever had in her life and she loved it and she loved it. Me
15 years old. Yeah sure and she loved it and she loved it.
It's up on stream with the $50 don't know.
High there love tips for an upcoming streamer. I keep losing motivation
and stream labs is making me crash down. Okay first and foremost is to switch
over to OBS. It took me way too long to switch over to OBS but let's start there.
Here, OBS is much better.
So, start there and you don't have to be like, you know what I mean?
When you stream, you don't have to stream for fucking 10 hours, stream for two hours,
stream for like two hours.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't have to be anything crazy.
So, and make sure you have fun while you're doing it.
That's the most important part is that you're actually fucking having fun.
Like you're not doing it just because you're like, you know what I mean?
Like see what it could be for some people.
you want to have fun too. But thank you several streams for the $50 don't know
and I wish you nothing but the best with your streaming career. Also, so that was my first job.
So that was my first job and then we're dealing also ask what I'm eating, a chicken bowl.
And then my second job, I'm trying to think like in order. I'm reading
Where my second job was my gym, which is a kid's fitness center thing.
Like, is not fitness center, like a birthday party.
So it gives birthday party place and they do a little classes and stuff.
I loved that fucking job.
I loved that goddamn job.
That shit was fun as fuck.
And then, when I was doing that job, I, um, also nannyed on the side for a family
at that, um, what, what are the members of Cat's Eye Falls be?
Really?
Are you lying?
Someone says Sophia.
Oh, no.
We're about to debunk this.
Woo!
You weren't lying!
Oh my God!
They know that I'm gnarly!
that I'm gnarly, hit that follow back real quick.
Oh, that's awesome.
Thank you for reporting that out.
Marbley, my rival with the $50 don't know.
Hey, vanilla, just wanted to say that this Christmas you gave me the confidence to come out to my family as gay.
I just wanted to thank you for giving me the confidence over these past couple months.
I love you hashtag MLM.
Oh, my God, speaking of gnarly, that is the most gnarly shit I've ever fucking heard.
heard. Congratulations to marbling my rival for coming out to their fucking family. As gay,
I'm so proud of you. I'm so effing proud of you. And that's amazing. That's huge news.
That's freaking huge news. Also, this person is getting fucking timed out because they're
They're being fucking in a way, what about?
No, wait, wait, how do I time someone out?
There we go.
Okay, thank you a lot, sure, anyway, so, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
They just were like, oh my god, who cares?
We'll shut up, shut up, show who cares?
Oh my god, boring, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all.
Like, girl, girl, it's bitches like you with that.
People don't want to come out.
Who's your fucking annoying?
Like, girl, bye.
Go in the corner.
Go to the corner now.
Go to fucking corner now.
Anyway, yeah, I care, I care.
Who, y'all, no cares, me, me, me, I care, I care.
Like, people are so fucking weird.
and you don't say it with me now.
Oh my god.
It's a very hard concept for people.
Anyway, I'm glad it's more like my rival.
M.
So then I need to broke family.
Um, that worked, that, you know, that went there when I worked there.
I named it for the outside of the, like, on the side.
Um, the dad used to be like a producer for, like, frigging Mariah Carey, and they had
a lot of money.
And they were pretty cool.
And then I, um, and what, then what the fuck did I do?
Then I think I did another salon.
I did a blow dry bar.
I said, I didn't look so many different fucking salons.
I've worked in a bunch of different salons, I did a blow drive bar, I worked at a gym, and then I worked at an equinox, I worked at two gyms, one being equinox.
What else? What else did I do?
I'm back when I got to ask Dylan.
Dylan, are there any other jobs I had that I'm missing?
I did make up, wait, Drift, me and Dylan both worked out of restaurant?
Yep, yep, yep.
I think I said, um, will midnight got a arena, yes, obviously, but before any of that, before
any of that, let me see.
Oh, then I tried to do Mary K for like five minutes, and then I was like, wait, this is a
scam, isn't it?
I was so like young and fucking,
impressionable.
Smoosh with the $50 doughnut.
L.O.L. Hey again, didn't need to imply 50 is a small doughnut.
I completely mispoke.
I know that everyone has the option to donate.
So this is for chat.
I love everyone, raw.
Side note, my cat, my lovely cat,
Gracie, enjoys watching your streams with me.
Oh my god, no, Smoosh.
I didn't mean it in a way for you to feel bad.
I meant it in a way girl.
Like 50 is not like, like, don't feel like you have to
and said more, like kind of a thing.
So, RAH!
Thank you for another $50 don't know, Smoosh.
Thank you so much.
That is so sweet of you, though, to clarify.
I really appreciate that.
And hello to Gracie Hunt, Gracie.
I hope Gracie's watching right now.
And then, yeah, I mean,
to get off, I'm gonna get that damn pink counter-lack.
Like, you're a while.
And I did work that night shift
at that pizza place one time.
What was that plate's caught?
And then they have these fucking, like, oh my god,
I really am a tronist and they're really fucking creepy bro.
Mmm, God.
And that's when they paid shit, they like fucking shit too.
I'm like, I hated that job.
I worked there for a week and I never went back.
Yeah, well, four hours an hour.
If y'all are like, shudgy cheese, no, you idiot.
You're pretty fast, you're pretty sure you have.
Milky cheese, milky cheese.
Milky cheese with the five, thank you milky cheese with the five.
And little streaky, out of what the nine months are, thank you.
I'm eating a grilled chicken bowl with broccoli, mushroom, kale,
slaw, and kimchi, and white rice.
Mmm, they're really good.
Courty see what the five good thing to courty see what the five.
The flavor, the flavor's melting at my tongue, and they were doing a
If I won't get one free deal, so I have one for tomorrow too.
You can't pass that up.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry.
Carlita, be with the five.
Then y'all going crazy this new year with the hell y'all got paid today or something
what's going on?
I'll need to be with the five.
Did that wreck do today y'all?
wreckage, I miss you Ted.
Are you serious?
We can't let both of you can't have team up.
Can't I see can't have team up with the five?
Can't have team up with the five?
Milkie team with the five?
I missed it's hand, where can I do the 25? Are you serious? Can't a diva with the 25?
Thank you, can't a diva with the 25 gifted y'all come on, run, do it in a!
Chill out! I will be just fine, run, do it in a, bro!
Thank you, can't a diva with the 25 gifted. How, yeah!
So is it, run, keep waiting! Oh, I can't!
Someone go red not due to the knife. Okay, okay, you know what yeah, you know what I am right. Fuck full-brat
Who cares? Okay, no, don't know you got to know you got to know you
unfortunately, you got to have
Ljellie with the 10 and you Ljellie with the 10 gift if
And Diana day like rules with the five. Thank you guys. Thank you Diana and Ellie
My goodness, or Ljellie
Daniel 15 hours left of the gifted set oh I forgot they're doing that still
the gifted sale Mary Jane cookie with the five good and then you Mary Jane
cookie with the five thank you
Mm-hmm.
Well, it more of this kimchi. You can chew so far in that.
And 10K viewers, aye!
Remarkable cheddar with the five, they remember a Markable cheddar!
Thank you!
Yes, we are gonna play some games today.
Actually, the game that I wanted to play that Sam, which was telling me about yesterday.
and it's not like a new game but I never heard of it and it looked so fun let's
look at that home
Hannah Game over the number 25 oh my god y'all
Hannah Diva who's another 25 that's over 50 from Karen Diva thank you
Hannah Diva and Pharaoh Walgard ladies with the five and pluvio sprout with the
five as well. Y'all thank you so fucking much. Thank you. Thank you guys. Wow. This is the best
you ever! Sophie Rose with a five as well too. Thank you Sophie Rose with the five day. What level
height train are we on? I want to see. I want to tell me. What? Tell me, uh... Thirteen.
Drink water, checkpoint, yes, I have some sparkly water right here.
Piders with the five, it little, L-Y-Z, little, little studio, Liz's little studio, Liz's
little studio with the five as well.
Cassie Centaur with the five two, Jesus Christ, y'all.
It's been getting with a gift, thank you.
Okay, I don't want to see the name of his game.
Those are donuts, which he's always Christ.
Are you serious?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I don't know.
And did I think they did a hiders?
Hiders, thank you so much, hiders.
For the five.
How to train your dragon slippers with the $50 don't know?
You know, been watching you on YouTube for a while and just join join Twitch.
Very grateful for you happy New Year.
How to train your Dragon Slipper.
That's a cute name.
Thank you so much for the visit.
We're doing it.
I'm so glad that you're here.
Welcome from YouTube to Twitch.
Thank you so much for being here.
How to train your Dragon Slipper.
And thank you.
And Kai, Kai pays with the five.
Did I think you Kai pays with the five two?
and Sertima with the five y'all and she builds with the five.
Dude, bro, enough, this is crazy.
Are y'all sure, like you rents paid like we're a good,
like everything, like guys,
you do not have to do this.
This is awesome, thank you so much,
you do not have to do this.
Look, be friend dance with the five.
Be friendly. Be friendly. Hey, Scott it. Be friendly to A's with the five.
Bailey 19 with the Jen. Thank you Bailey Sarah calling with the five. Oh, M. G.
He's red elbow. Now elbow. Kiki's red bow. What the 10 months reads up, thank you.
Holy fucking shit red elbow is crazy. Court of milk
Court of milk with the five. Thank you court of milk and
Jello is so with the ten guys what the fuck?
Jello is with the ten but just you with a gifted anonymous with the five
Oh my god, okay guys, please. I can't even eat my food. I'm having a thing. He's gifted this is insane. This is amazing
She's coming for you guy
Anyway, oh 5G with the 2, cure the leg moll with the 10, bonique with the gift
there, thank you leg moll, thank you leg moll, thank you leg moll, thank you leg moll,
the 10 and go home, for 12, okay?
Where did you play the game yet?
Very Holly, thank you guys, thank you so much guys, thank god the leg moll is
care. Thank you all for that.
Okay, this user is using this, this username is UCK, UCK. Is that your, or is that
elk elk? I think it's your, with the five, if you're thinking your, with the five,
QDTR with the gift did, um, and a listener real with the five two, and then here come Milky T again here come Milky T with another five and
Hated with a five as well. Thank you so much.
Jesus Christ. It randomly selects, yes, when people give most gift multiple subs, it just randomly selects who they go to.
Guys, thank you so much. Happy birthday New Year, bro.
For more than one cheddar, I feel like I'm out of an option. My notes, oh, y'all do that.
I has been upset with the five, thank you so I'm quick with the five.
Ashen, get ease with the five. What the hell, y'all?
Another one, thank you, another one, thank you, Jesus.
Y'all.
Y'all do not skyfall with the fucking, is it sire, or siphole, or siphole with the five of you?
I'm gonna say, I think it's siphole with the five. Thank you, Bailey, 19 with another five.
Thank you, Bailey.
Make a pink raspberry thank you with a gift.
Yo!
Say like an auctioneer.
Is there auctioneer?
This is a music video.
you
I
The five year taken me at a one two three one two three one two three okay, is that all of them?
And that's all of them. I'm scrolling down slowly down slowly down and thank you. Whoa Jesus cried
Whoa
So what's at the were the don't know during that was there a don't know during that?
Okay, answer team out the fires or the five thank you. Those are what?
Okay, we're done with that. That was the last one.
Auctions close. The auction's close. Was there a dono?
Did I miss that? Hold on. How do I filter it by donations?
Okay. I don't call. I really don't even know how to do that.
Okay. Was there one?
I really hope not because it's probably okay.
I'm just gonna scroll and see. Oh, there's there's one right now.
Okay, there's one right now, but I feel like someone, I saw a comment
out someone saying something about a donut, I want to make sure I don't miss it.
I want to make sure I don't miss it. Okay, I don't see one.
I think I'm good. Okay, I don't see one for the last five minutes.
Okay, we're good. Oh, I got two more right now.
Trashy Barbie 20 with a $350 donut, happy new year.
I just wanted to let you know that you make my whole week.
Okay, and in case you were wondering if that was spelled WHOLE,
W E E K no, it was not it was spelled H O L E W E A K. So
Just clarifying that for you. Thank you, Trashy Barbie for the
$50 don't know. Thank you. And yes, I am gonna get the TTS fixed very soon. I actually promise I am actually having
Nico come over to it fucking help me with my PC because there's been some other shit wrong with it. So
That is going to get fixed don't even worry about that Lego froggy with the $50 don't know. Thank you Lego froggy high
I know you want to eat, but just wanted to say that you're absolutely amazing,
uncorrelated, grad student in life has been especially unbearable as I'm working on my thesis
project, but you make days so much better.
Thank you for being a beacon for us all.
Dude, Lego Froggy, thank you so much.
And I am so glad that I'm able to help you a little bit with your freaking awful thesis project
that probably sucks, but you're going to get it over with and you're going to do it and
you're so smart and you're so awesome.
And thank you, Lego Froggy for the heavy dollar, don't know.
and me a more ex-o with the five gifts it is well thank you.
Woo! Okay! Okay! We did it y'all! We did it!
Thank you guys so much for all the gift and donuts. Thank you guys so, so, so, so much that is so
unnecessary, but thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's been an hour and I'm still not done with this book.
Mm-hmm.
The kimchi made all the difference with this.
I'm glad I added the kimchi on.
Mm-hmm.
This is shit, good.
Okay, still didn't even look up the game down the falseer download, one second.
That's it.
Oh.
the
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about?
Sorry, I'm sorry for the miscephonia in the early right now, but I gotta finish my food.
Sorry!
Sorry, go, go.
Gotta eat.
$100, bro, little asthma, all three with the $100 doughnut. No message.
Little asthma said, keep the fucking change.
Little asthma? With the $100 doughnut, no message. Big hundred, big hundred.
Just take that. Should some change to me. Little asthma.
Thank you so much for the $100 doughnut.
Oh, yeah. Thank you little asthma. Thank you, little asthma.
Not so long as hell not honestly he's got like 20 ore points for that little asthma
That was got a hard
That was kind of hard
Keep the change that's
Very
Okay, nearing the end of our bowl here
And if this day couldn't get any better than a fair amount of rain, fair amount of rain.
Hi guys, what's going on?
What is going on?
Hi Raiders.
I'm finishing eating my dinner and then we're going to play a game.
who's that TMI game of blowjob for the first time and I got strep.
Who's a leader did you suck?
This is who's dick you suck last night
The fact the fucking music next man this is dick you suck
are you serious? Oh, come on. I'd suck in digging and get straight throat.
I had to be the music next man. You know, he was he was right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Wheel flob type shell, I just real nasty,
like real fucking nasty.
No.
He's got to go.
Page shower with the 20 give everything you page with the 20, then you page.
Okay, last two bites here, we're almost done.
All right.
Last bite.
Woo!
Okay.
We did it, Joe.
Woo, Kenny no more too many swans than literally.
But day one of 75 soft has been good for me.
I'm okay and complain went to the gym earlier and been eating pretty good.
Hey, Lynn, Dan, yeah, or hey, hey, Dan, yeah.
Hey, Lee, Dan, yeah, hey Lee, Dan, yeah, with the $50 dollar don't know.
Hi, Ben, I've been watching you for almost a year.
And you're the one person who's constant.
really enjoy. You're so entertaining and I love your positive energy. Thank you for being
you. By the way my chunky void gizmo is watching you with me. He says, now, high chunky
little guy, high gizmo, and thank you so much. I'm haily day out with you. $50. No, no, thank
you. Hey, thank you so much. And say hi to your fat little guy. Okay, extract. Am I doing this
correctly.
Man, I don't think I did this right.
Oh no, guys, deep chickens with the five given that you deep chickens with the five it's a game
It's like download off a website off of the itch.io like one of those, but I didn't do it right. I don't think
So it downloads this is it file and then do I have to extract the whole file
Extract all
like this is the same as our ship.
To grow up, click and extract is not working.
Why is it not working?
Extract all, okay, extract, replace, okay, 100% complete, okay, don't extract this.
Okay, help me. What am I doing wrong here? The game is called the professional. What am I doing wrong here, bro?
What the fuck do I do?
Girl fuck do I know
They tracked the folder to the desktop
Okay
Extract all. I'm clicking that and it's just not even doing that. Show
Extracted files went complete. Okay. It worked. Okay. That one worked somehow.
Hey, okay, so apparently this is a game where you are a professional thief and you have to pick every movement of the thief makes.
Yes, like the lure of Louvre. I can never say that word. The Louvre, the Heist.
Okay.
Oh, I gotta do his get to that diamond. Super easy.
Okay, I could easily do this. Okay, so... Okay, let me see.
Oh!
Wait! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stand up! No, no, he's good, he's good. He's good. He's good, he's good. Oh, no.
He's good. Let him get up. What about his torso? Y'all. Oh, fuck no. Oh my god. How am I supposed to get him up?
Okay, hold on. Y'all. Y'all they got? Come on. I can't control his torso. Come on. Wait, that blocks. Yeah, that blocks.
There's always we're getting somewhere. Okay, perfect. No, the head just the head is just his head
Oh, oh, he's y'all. We might be fine
Okay, oh, man
Oh, oh, wait, you saw that though?
Woo!
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Oh, shit.
No, we got this.
Come on, put that arm back. Put the arm back.
Oh, my god, put your arm back.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
Now that now this part of your arm, okay, hold on.
Okay up a little bit boom grab on. Yep
Oh you mother fucker are you serious bro? Oh my god
Okay, hold on let me get on this side hold on
Uh-huh
You need over here
This is kidding look at the camera like
All right, hold on
I'm gonna get him up.
Oh shit!
And I keep coming back.
I can't really follow him though.
Like what the fuck?
Okay hold on.
Makuhai.
It's finally better to add a winner.
Wait, you think I can't make him hit the tape of Craig?
And I can't try to.
Oh shit!
Oh, thank you. Oh my god.
Wow. Look at that.
Look at that!
Oh!
Oh my god, he is so fucking flexible!
Yeah!
Oh geez, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay.
Oh!
We have a really making hit to revolving door right now, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
He's stopping, just...
Hey, hold on, hold on!
Look!
Oh my god, bro, he's crazy. He is literally fucking crazy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He's not we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
But if I get him close enough
Oh, oh my
If I get him close enough to the box, we can flip over it probably, though.
You see what I'm trying to do?
Okay, hold on.
Come on!
Oh my god, we're going backwards!
Wait, that's working, that's working.
Okay, maybe yeah.
If we saw another stomach, I feel like being on our stomach is the way to, okay, maybe not.
Maybe he wants to be out his back. That's why it will me.
Okay, hold on.
So what if we, okay, so what if we do this, boom, boom?
Okay, we're back to this. We're back to this again.
It's not where we want to be.
This is not really where we want to be because we're just going to just send us backwards. Oh, we actually made me not a little the look.
Okay, and then that's going to stand above.
Okay, okay, oh shit
Oh
Yeah, me getting this is me getting cracked from the back fuck it like this is this is y'all
We don't want to do the 13 days of fucking magic whatever the hell it is this is the 13th day
This is the 13th day. Go on go on get in your game position
Get in position.
That's the 13th day.
Get in position.
That's what you want to do.
Okay.
Go for it.
Katie's here.
What did it?
What did you say?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Wait.
If I hit this back flip right now,
real fucking nasty and y'all are ready for that hold on
Yes, dude, yes, okay, we're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing good. Okay, he was on the screen floating. Oh, they put they put her her emoji
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, hold on
I just gotta get over this box y'all. I just gotta get over this box
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, do you think if I kick from the lake fast enough?
Fuck.
No, no, you know what I got to do with my head.
I got to tuck the head under.
Yeah.
Tuck it, tuck it King.
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, that's fine.
I
Had it and I fucked it up. I had it and then I fucked it up
That's the ambient bro. Okay
This is okay. This is how I sleep at night and then I wake up wonder why my fucking back her name like that.
This is really how I fall asleep, but then I'm wondering why I'm backhook her in the morning.
What the hell? Like
I need to skip his legs like that.
Like a fucking fish out of water.
What the fuck was that dude?
Literally what was that?
Oh my god.
Oh shit, I do that again.
Now come on.
Launch it.
Launch it, yeah.
One more.
Launch it, yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
The legs just got to be straight from now on.
Pro, I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no.
Ah, other way.
Other way.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Wait, this is working.
This is working.
Oh my gosh.
This is fucking working.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, this is working.
If this is my good.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
We're onto something.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, he's gonna flip back
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on
Okay, yeah, we got to go like that.
Okay, that's the move.
That's the move.
The hands underneath the head,
like I'm going to do a handstand.
Okay, head.
Yup, like that's the move.
That's the move right there.
Give me that arm.
Oh, shit, no, come on.
Okay, okay.
Yacht, come on.
I hooked him, hooked him, he also hooked him, he also on the other side of the box.
Okay
Wait, he's y'all he's moving. Look. Look. Oh my god. He's taking it upon him himself. Yes
Oh my god, I think we did it yep, no no, no
Yep
Okay, give me that arm again
Wait, how in the fuck am I supposed to get past this?
And don't tell me if I die, I have to start over, bro, oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
Okay, let me fix my head.
Okay, so we have to keep the arch.
We have to keep this sort of arch situation going.
If we, oh my god.
Hi, how are you?
Okay.
Okay, I could go like this.
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
So the rotation of this will bring me forward.
But how the fuck?
Okay, we need to think about this.
We need to think about this, bro.
Okay.
Shit.
Okay, shh, lift the legs then put it back down.
Okay, well we're here, now we're here, now we're here, now he's swimming.
Where he looks scared as hell.
Okay, hold on, we could do this.
Not how we could do this.
Okay, we put this arm down too.
We got to be real careful here.
Oh shit, put that, okay.
Cobrock, yes, and then go into Cobrock pose, and then finish your vinyasa.
Oh, wait.
Okay, so I don't die, die. It just shocks me.
Wait, this might be the move though, this might be the move of hold on.
Fuck.
Shit, okay, hold on.
Alright, so if I do the backwards and I'm not going to go, no, no, no.
Okay, we're going forward, but just out of very slow rate, but that's okay.
Okay.
Okay, I need to do like a back bend over it or some shit.
Okay, yep, yep, we're getting there, we're getting there, yep, talk to
Okay, that's as talked as we can get it
Fuck go go go
Oh my god, yes, yes, go, okay hold on
Okay.
How do I, oh yes yes yes.
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Hey, you're cool!
Do I disay fucking? Okay.
Do I disay fucking in flippers like?
Now I gotta get a spy, I gotta flip his spy.
Oh fuck!
God fucking damn it bro!
Shit, I was so close.
Okay, hold on.
All right, come on. Do the arm thing you already know. Let's just do it with this one. Come on, pedal over there.
All right, fix this one.
Okay. Put a band in it. Put a band in it.
No other way.
Why are you acting like this is your first time doing this? Come on, you know how to do this, bro.
Here we go.
But like he was born yesterday, but I'll come on.
You know how to do this.
Don't play dumb. Don't play dumb.
Okay.
Okay, what if we try to, what if we try to just,
No, what if we don't do lakes first?
What if we do arms first?
Yeah, what if we do that?
Yeah, I'm gonna try that arms first legs. Okay, well, he really little he really loves the headstand. He really loves it. What kind of like I
I don't know bro. I don't know what
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay.
Okay.
Okay, him on his knees and then up.
Okay, okay, I see what you're talking about.
Get him on his knees.
Oh, careful sponge Bob, careful sponge Bob.
Oh.
Yo.
Oh.
I'm going to hit this.
What if I just hit this crazy?
I just hit this crazy.
Can I lend that one too?
Hands on your knees, Angelina, Jolie.
Oh, okay.
We're back into position.
All right, so we're rolling that arm.
So we're rolling that arm.
All right, we're head first now for some fucking reason.
Okay, tuck that head move that leg up give me that arm
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, I can do it.
It's literally late.
It's I'm free after this.
I'm fucking free after this.
I'm home free after this go go go go go go go fuck we're I'm just gonna try to
cheat the system okay he's not moving fast enough for me when he's in this
position. I need a position that he's he is just I just need him to just absolutely
I need petal to the fucking metal okay that's not petal to the metal okay where's the
And where's the metal?
Maybe it's this hand that's fucking me up.
I don't know, like, what's fucking me up?
You have to be like, like, on my knees.
Hands on your knees, Angelina Jolie.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
This is just humiliating.
This is really, it'd be really.
Okay, okay, I need a little bit less bend.
That's what it was.
Okay, okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Have you ever tried this one?
Please tuck us out a little bit more.
Okay, so that wasn't the answer, either.
Okay, here we go.
Yes.
I'm looking, I'm already have one arm, I'm already have one arm, one leg, already there.
see what I'm talking about?
Row?
Go, just go!
Just go!
Go!
Thank you.
in roll. I just need him to tuck in a roll.
Okay, that's okay, that's okay. That's okay.
We can make this work.
We got this guys.
Let's try standing them up.
You fucking nasty little bitch you're kidding, bro. Oh
My god
He wasn't it. Oh my god
Go go oh wait, okay we're standing we're standing
We're not we're not standing anymore
Hey, like the fuck, what's that?
Oh my god, okay.
Why are we back at the box?
Let's just do a simple let's just all guys let's all just do a very simple back what
call this is called the wheelbarrow with the fuck is this going with you? Let's just all try that
okay all together now go lower on the okay go lower on the arms yet
Right there, right there, okay. No, no, no
Is that gonna hit it? No, I'm good
No, no
Yes, yes, this is what we're trying to do
Oh, you bitch.
I feel like Stomach was better.
I feel like we were getting more results when we were on this stomach.
Perfect.
Perfect!
Okay
Plank time, okay
Slow and steady wins the race
Damn, he's strong as shit, he's doing a push about one fucking finger.
No, no!
Oh my god!
Okay, hold on!
Hold on, hold on.
We got it, we got it, we got it, boys.
I think.
I don't get too excited.
Oh, careful now.
Man, talk that head.
Oh, careful that bend that arm. Oh
Yuck
Slow and steady wins the race. That's fine with me slow and steady wins the race. Oh
My god guys we did it now we just have to get to this diamond
All we gotta do is get up these stairs and get to this time and oh okay so the stairs
are going to be a little bit harder than we thought as well awesome.
Great tough ahead a little bit.
Yeah do that.
That's one way to do it.
That is one way to do it as well, okay?
And then, oh no, no, no, okay.
Okay, no, no, no, no, now we're going the whole opposite wrong way.
Now we're doing it all wrong.
Nope.
You sound of a bitch.
What are we doing?
You can't be serious, bro.
Here we go.
Come on big strides, big strides here, big, yep!
Uh-huh, big strides.
Um, let's get up a little bit.
Okay.
Yeah, there we go.
He's crying.
Did you pray today?
Okay.
Yes.
Amazing.
Oh.
Okay, oh no
No, we're all dead
He's dragging his ass like a fucking dog on the carpet
Yeah, just keep doing flips just keep no I don't see thing that's gonna get us there. Oh my god
What if we just start doing the legs okay?
Yeah, wait, you know that works really well, actually. Do that again.
Oh yeah, one more. Okay, we bend this one. Yes. Yes.
I did a little bit, yep.
Come on.
Bro, just get out there, just get up there, come on.
Just get up there.
You got this, you got this, you fucking got this dude.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, okay now all you got to do
Mac on high all you got to do
That just bend them just bend it like back a baby come on that's it
We're in the home stretch now
We're in the home. Oh, no
You got it.
Yep.
Well then I got this.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, dude, we're staring right at it. We're literally staring at it.
Okay.
Both hands?
No, bro. Okay, yes, both hands.
Stand up
No, you got it
Oh
You fucking bitch you fucking bitch bro
You bitch
Someone said it's gonna make you go all the way back once you get it no shot. Oh my god. Are you sweet?
Okay, no, somebody, okay, I'm going to start flailing at this point, because...
Yep. Wait, this is the method, this is the method.
I'll be right back.
I don't know what makes sense to do here.
I don't know what makes sense to do here, I'm really trying, but if we just go legs flat.
Okay, yeah, yes, I can't move his butt down while I can with his legs, but I can't
like move his actual ass.
I could, oh my god.
Okay.
Okay, we'll do one leg at a time.
Okay, now we're going to try the whole thing, okay, hold on, no, none of that.
Yes, no, no, no.
Uh-huh. Yes. Wait, this is- oh my god, the knee, the knee moving is good.
I can just taste it! I can literally just taste it, bro.
I can just fucking taste it.
Bro, just touch it, just touch it.
Just touch it.
Oh my god, I gotta go!
Oh my god, I got to go back!
Oh fuck!
Okay, not.
Does that mean I'm down a hand, though?
No, the way back should be way easier.
Look at this, speed run this bitch. Ooh, okay.
Look, I'm gonna speed run the way back, watch this.
Oh, wrong way.
I read 40 with the five of you.
I read 40.
Talk to him.
Go, go, go, go, quickly, quickly, fuck!
It's because his body twists in a different shape when he gets shocked.
This bitch.
Oh, okay, runners lunge.
Okay.
Go, go!
Wait, this could be a move.
It's gonna be good.
Oh, okay, don't hurt him now. Don't hurt him now. Okay.
Yippee!
I'm going to go forward, I'm going to go forward, I'm going to go forward, oh my god,
okay, give it the arm.
The arm is just like, tried and true with this plate, but I could just jump over it
like this bro, look at this, look at this method I have, bro, no fucking way.
Shit, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, let's do much leg.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up.
Oh no, no, no, no, you motherfucker. Oh my god
Just send it just send it just send it just fucking send it
All right, we're out of send it go go
Oh my god!
Ow!
Oh no, no, no, go, go, go, please get your foot out of there, get your foot out of there, go, go, go!
Okay, okay, that's fine, we're good.
We're all good.
Just get away from the lasers. Just get away from the lasers. Just bend your arm and just get away. Yes. Perfect. Oh my god.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Look at them. I flip over this box.
Let's just about to be cake look. Oh
Okay, I'm standing now
Yep, okay
Uh-huh
Ben this arm
Yep
Exactly
This one too
Alright, now just get up there.
Yeah! Oh, shit.
Do a flip. Do a flip, do a flip.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah.
And now we just got it.
Okay, use the diamond. Use the diamond as like a, yeah.
Yup.
Arch that back, arch that back.
Come on.
Okay, come on, you got this.
Put your feet on there.
Yeah, put your heel on that.
Yeah, yeah, put your heel right there.
Okay
No you bitch
Shit now I got it I got it. I'm not even worried for real. I'm literally not even worried
Look at that
Oh, okay, come on
He gets down. He doesn't play. Oh
Yeah, be beautiful beautiful. He's planking
Throw back okay, and we made it and we made it
Are there other levels?
40, 40 minutes, bro.
What do you think the speed run of this is?
Let's look at that.
Oh, he didn't get it though.
he didn't get it all the way.
Gentlemen, the tumbleweeds have cleared.
This sky is now blue.
I present to you the infamous 16 seconds.
But but you see how he used my technique? The arm. I told you the arm was the way.
Rocksy Clark with the five, thank you, Rocksy Clark, okay, I could beat that.
I can beat that.
I'm not really sure if you can see it.
Why does he play all at the top of my guys?
Is it like my mouse or something?
Oh wait!
We know because he's already better.
But he lets at least just try to beat my record at least.
Yes, suck the head.
Amazing.
Dude, wait, okay, are already doing really good though.
Wait, dude!
Dude!
Get that fucking foot up there.
No.
Holy, that's fucked!
Get up!
Get up, get up!
Bitch!
Okay, straight him out.
There we go.
Straight him all the way out.
There we go, there we go, alligatorers with the seven-month, thank you.
Bro.
You right, there is a rhythm to it.
This V kept getting caught at the bottom.
Oh, point your toes or something, please!
Then he flips over if I do that, so I can't.
Thank you, Snowmelon, for the $1,200, thank you.
And I'm sitting chai with A, month 3, so thank you.
Emblur with a 5 month thank you.
Okay, let me throw away my food and P, and then we're going to play it so
and check on my new son who I don't think I forgot about him. I honestly kind of did forget I had a kid
Chloe princess with the five you Chloe princess with the five okay
Peabreak BRB
you
Woo!
Okay.
One.
Gay, little monkey, my son, the gay monkey boy.
He is gay, l, monkey, and he is my son, and he is a baby.
He is my son, and he is my son.
And he is my son.
All righty. Let's go check on my little baby son.
I'm so sorry, and then the baby, why am I holding him like he's smell?
Speaking of me, so I little man, he's right here, hide a glue.
I missed a mill, will you do?
Why you do Mr. Moon? Why you do Mr. Moon?
Why you do Mr. Moon? Mr. Mr. Moon?
Why you do a hang? Come here, I wish I would just sit on my lap.
Can I play the game?
Mr. Guy?
Come here!
Why am I so out of breath?
Where's my baby?
Dean has just lived it up. Like I'm over here single fucking mom. Like,
I'm tired. I'm- I- I fucking stink.
Where is he? Okay, he's fast asleep.
What's going on? What's wrong with- with- he's uncomfortable. Why?
What's wrong with him? Is the litter box dirty or something?
Our late-lead bee, Dina. She's very how. Okay, look we're both taking bubble baths. Everybody's happy. Oh, they're probably hungry. Hungry and
Where's the litter box?
Where's the fucking litter box at?
The hell?
Did it get delete? Oh, no, it's right here.
What an inventory. I can't clean it. Oh, camera. Sorry. I forgot to fix it after me. Sorry.
Oh, shit. I was looking funny. Okay. I really moved my camera to. My camera goes up here for some.
There we go. That is better. Hello.
Okay.
Nope, no, I mean, it looked like that.
Okay, so Miso's fine now, he was just fucking hungry probably.
Is he down there eating?
No, so what the hell then he even wants?
Okay.
Honestly, kind of tired of himself.
I'm tired of this house, we have a baby now, like, to do the stuff, like, we have a baby now, you know what I mean, like, things are different, things are different, things are different, things are just different, like this house just, it just doesn't accommodate for a child, it really just doesn't, so I think we might have to try something new.
You made it stable.
Oh, my god. I just know I just am not feeling it anymore.
Like I just don't think I'm feeling it anymore.
So let's go see what we have in the gallery.
Okay.
Okay, what do I type in?
House.
I'm going to have to type in something specific or short, but sore by loss, right?
Size down.
I kind of like everything on one fucking floor.
I'm going to go to the cottage, bro.
I love it.
Ahh...
I'm gonna go to the cart...
Sargoon...
The pack...Fuck!
and
I can't go to the college I can't go to the college
who the hell are these fucking people
to
Okay, no, we're not going to the fucking cottage. Okay, we are going to go to
We need like a nice home like a nice
Pastel pink family home
Family home
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two most popular
traditional family home
ship
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base game family home
this is cue
this is cue I like that one
and even if it gives lesbian to
this gives lesbian
to my library.
Here's another one.
This was Q2, it has a pool.
Wait guys, this one has a pool.
I like the, um, or I can just actually just add a pool to this one.
There are three floors on this.
That's too many floors for me.
How many floors are this?
Too many.
I don't need three floors.
to
this one's two floors, right
okay
this is simple to
Sorry, we, we, we build a pool outside. Yuck boring. Okay, it's giving gas station. Okay.
Okay. Two small, it is a little off the smaller side it is. It is, it is.
That's pretty, that's like a nice vacation house.
Two big... two big.
This is cute. This is like little kind of 70s.
I like that one.
Keep it won't have much, oh, because of the packs, okay, never mind.
Okay, I feel like our best bet right now is the one that, um, the first one.
This is small though. It's pretty small. It's too small.
Really like you don't think it's too small?
I feel like I like the one story aspect.
Okay, so we have, oh, I mean, no, because we have
which where the hell is the kitchen?
That's the baby's room, oh, dining room and kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom, it
be easier to find everything. Look at the ranch, okay. Ranch, home, grows the ranch
in the room with us, none of these are one floor. Okay, here we go. That's a nice size,
I don't like that, but I don't like the house itself, but that's a nice size.
I like that.
Bone Daddy's member!
With the five-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You've bone Daddy with the five.
Do we like this one?
Oh, the packs. Fuck me. Nevermind, okay.
Okay, sure.
row
filter by your pifel, I am filtered by my packs, am I not?
Show old.
But it still shows the other ones too.
Do base game okay fine.
boring
oh
jing it little small no room for it's just for two no room for a baby it's twenty by twenty that's too small
that was cute though
I'm not like that one, but these all give freaking duty last.
Okay, so there's this one, but it's completely unfernished.
But that's a nice size garage.
Red rooms over here.
Make sure those are for the dance floor.
Yeah, right now room for a pool,
pool is very important to me.
a lot of these are just like not one floor, though, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'd be getting somewhere here. Is it two floors, though? No. Only one bedroom, but
I just have to find a house that just feels correct.
Okay, but it's not the hell is that?
Okay, the second I put a pack on, then it's just all of them. Okay, whatever.
Do I even have City Living? Which one do I even have? I've got to get together.
I don't even know which ones I fucking have.
This feels like a nice family house.
Move that bus.
Wow.
Look at this cute little house.
Okay.
Let's see what you're not.
You cannot exit all those babies in your infant baby.
I mean, I'm going, my god, get him out of there, where are the hell is he?
Help me, how do I take him out?
Where is he?
Oh, I just do the bassinet, okay.
Oh, perfect, and there's already a baby room.
Wait, is this two baby rooms?
Oh, yeah, I could just make it into one.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on, let's bust this wall down.
Because why the baby got a bigger room than me?
The fuck?
all right hold on have two days oh shit wait now you're on to something now you're
on to something make one a cat room okay hold on you're so right about that okay this
This can be, how are you getting these dangers?
Oh, there's a hallway, oh, okay, all right,
this one can be the cat room.
Well, actually, I should keep this one
because blue is for boy.
Well, it could be for anyone actually.
Okay, now I'll just leave it like this for now.
I'll just leave it like this and I'll put the,
I'll put this little bed right here
and then we'll just see what we want to do with it.
We'll just see.
And then this bed's chopped though, so I am going to get a different bed.
That's cute.
Let's keep a little cat bed too.
So cute.
Okay.
Dude, pretty effing cute so far. Okay, let's see. Guys everyone come in
Welcome to everyone's new home come check it out
Oh, I could make his room monkey. Oh my god. I love it. I can make his room monkey themed. All right y'all come inside come on
Dina wasted no time. Was she about to go to bed? Was she? Oh, they like it. Oh, she's
looking for the TV. Don't worry girl, it's right here. Actually kind of like these
little couches, too. I'm not mad at this. Yes, okay. And, and there's no bar for her. Right,
That's good. That's just looking for the bar and gay,
Elamunky is sleeping. Okay, and we yes, let's make his room monkey theme.
That's actually a really cute idea. So let's start with that. So let's get a nice
brown going in this room. Okay, maybe even a darker brown. Is that a better
Is that even brown? I literally can't even tell. I
Like maybe that one. I don't know
Did they okay, so they even have monkey?
I'm just gonna type in monkey. Oh, okay monkey bar. Great. So there's no like monkey like jungle
Jungle gym. Okay, we're gonna have to
Probably
to get some CC, oh, we zill.
Okay, this shirt has a monkey, you're lying.
I can't even pick that.
I didn't even pick that.
meant to be banana bank, high-smottle van, okay, you can have that. Okay, let's just
look at the kid's section first. Let's see if there's anything that gives monkey before we.
Let's see, kids room, okay. Let's see, posters, is there anything that gives monkey?
Okay, why are these in kids room?
kids room. Some of these are like, okay. Okay, it's pause. Why would I put a freaking
pub sign in my child's effing thing? Like, okay. Hi, Mo. Okay, excuse me, I can't see. I cannot
see the screen, wake him over here? Okay, thank you so much, Ouch. Okay,
great. There's a bunny, ladybug, got my nothing with a monkey, dog. It's got to be
something with a monkey, I don't tell you this got to be something with a monkey on
it. If you see something with a monkey, tell me.
Don't get no monkey.
Shit, okay, koala.
Yeah, no monkeys, man. That's fine. We will
get him some monkeys. We will get him some monkeys.
What? Oh, he's hungry, shit.
Damn, I don't remember this being so big.
Why can't I put it there?
No, oh, because I can't jump on it.
I'm going to make the smaller one.
Dang, they need to be the perfect spot for it,
do I have to do the CC thing?
Oh, there's a door there.
Okay.
That makes sense.
It's a doorway.
Okay, let's still in the way, huh?
Oh, wait, this should be fine right here.
Okay.
And then maybe I'll put one of the beds in here.
This could be like their little room for now.
Okay, and then their litter box can go.
That was kind of slow. Why is it like, what?
What the fuck is this bathroom? Why is it like separate from this bathroom?
What the hell is this?
Secret freaking bathroom?
What happened here? Okay, I got to bust this wall down.
Okay, those weird.
All right.
Is there a toilet? Yeah.
There's a door to that bathroom.
Oh fuck, we don't need that many bathrooms. That's fine too.
Plenty.
Once for the hall, once for here.
Okay.
And then we'll put the litter box in here.
Boom.
Okay, I don't know what the hell happened here with the wall and shit, okay, let's
do.
Okay, just for now, let's just get, let's just get everyone on the same page here.
Okay, woohoo! No, I have another bathroom right here. And right here! What the hell? I didn't, I don't need 900 bathrooms.
Okay, and how are you supposed to get to this one? This one's just like another secret bathroom.
So confused. Okay. We can get rid of this one too. Let's bust down this wall too.
Just make this one big room.
Let's make this one big room for now, okay. Boom!
Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.
S. E. Kennedy. Ms. S. E. Kennedy with the five gift and thank you!
Oh, fix the wall, okay, okay, Jesus.
Okay, okay, little monkey rooms looks like shit.
And I honestly might take this room over here,
because this should be bigger than this.
Okay.
I know, maybe I just make this all one big room, and then that's his room, but they
I just have one big-aw-bad-jurem.
Yeah, and then, and then his room could be this one.
I feel like that makes more sense.
Well, the Cat room could also be part of the bedroom too.
Ainge, ainge, ainge, amelling with the five of you.
Thank you, ainge, amelling with the five.
Okay.
This is going to lead all this bullshit.
All right.
Boom.
And then
for the wall. Let's get a wall that is not really ugly for right now.
These are all a little ugly.
And then you already know what I'm about to do when you need an accent wall.
had just had to do it to. Oh Lord. The hallway is very slim. What about it? That's
enough. Okay, the hallway is really tiny. So what a cold dress. Okay. So what do I do about the
hallway. Get rid of the hallway. I could do that. I could do that. So basically, I would bust
this wall down and then move this closer. There's what you're telling me?
Basically? No, just push it back. Oh. Push it back. Well then I'm
have to move the doors and shit, too. Look at that. Okay, all right, now hold on.
We'll hold on. Now we've got to make some adjustments. Now we've got to make some
Let's do it. I get these houses saying that that they're going to be like ready to move in and then I always end up doing all this and fucking bullshit it to them. Okay
Okay, okay, so
So this wall could just go
Okay, so that's its own thing. Okay, so this is its own bathroom
boom
This is its own bathroom
this is my master. Don't need that door. This is the bathroom. No privacy for
the baby. No, this is the baby's room. This is going to be the baby's room. You
get to his room through here.
Or maybe this will be the baby's room
and this will be the bathroom,
and then I just replace these with like, actual doors.
And then I could have,
I could even have a door from my room to the baby room.
Yeah.
But it's even think about that.
Yeah, okay, so here, here's what we're going to do, there we have the work to do.
Okay, so we end up, this is what we're going to do.
First of all, I'm going to get rid of that arch.
Let's go look at the doors.
Medieval entry.
Oh, I would like an arch door.
I would like an arch door.
Of course they don't have an arch door.
They only have arched effing walkways.
So, no archdoor, I guess.
Archstores are just pretty.
Okay, so we will just do.
It's a good ol' classic door.
Maybe not that one, maybe.
But it's ugly.
I think I just have to get rid of this, too.
This is ugly.
Like I just don't like, I have to make it look like me.
This is just not me, guys.
It's just not me.
Once we get the decorations that we're looking for, it's going to be cute.
don't be so quick to give up on the house guys look at this beautiful look at that big
got TV. Okay. Like, God forbid, a girl has a big, a big TV, like,
like in a girl does have a big TV okay it's the console table is it's pretty tiny compared to that I will say
I'll let you have that
that's cute
But now it's not centered, it's bothering me.
Okay.
And then the walls go, the walls change color.
Okay.
Let's go back to the walls real quick.
is that all the custom walls I got?
Little pop of color, little pop of color.
Okay, there's a thing, but the other walls have to be like a exact shade of this color that I need.
No.
Hmm.
Okay.
It's too pink.
Okay, let's just do like the, I like the, the stucco wall.
like the cement seawaking wall. We'll start there. We'll start there and then maybe we'll do
maybe we'll do something from here. Okay. Okay, and then let's have a look at some floors.
That's always a classic. Just a nice hardwood.
You
It's slow today.
What is this supposed to be a part of? Is this supposed to be a what is this what is this thing a part of?
Like where's the sofa for this?
Genuinely confused
So
Wait, will this be too big?
Okay.
No, I just want like, I don't want it to be all the same one.
Yeah, chair.
Wow, a little hanging chair, that's fun.
I didn't realize there was really small ones of this, but I guess.
Whoa, young little Jim, we could put this in monkeys room actually, that's where this is going to go in monkeys room.
Okay, um, hmm.
no, okay, wait hold on. Oh, perfect. We then wanted to see if freaking look like that.
Why is it higher than the rest of my god? Oh, I just wanted to be as fresh as L shaped
out, bro. It doesn't match.
Let me try this last time and then it's stupid.
And it does that.
You don't work, bro.
Cover with a pillow when you're talking.
Bro, I'm drying.
There's a big floating.
Oh, like that.
Can you pro?
Oh, yeah!
Why do I do this to myself?
The loop it's me, Sabbath the five, because if you think you blew the five.
I needed to go with the five.
Thank you.
I needed to join with the five.
Like, you know what, I don't even care anymore.
The hell?
I don't even care anymore.
I don't care.
to
the
nine cheese fries like I don't care
this action for nights
should we should we live in the shake-check like should we just live in shake-check for a little bit I don't know I think we can make it work
You know what, actually, I'm thinking...
Maybe...
Maybe I just...
Maybe I was just...
Getting to a head of myself.
Maybe I really do like the house that I have.
Maybe I do like my house.
And I'm hoping that it...
That it comes back all in one piece.
I'm hoping that it comes back all in one piece.
home sweet home, I've never, why am I sleeping here? I've never been more exotic to
be home. I've never been more ecstatic to be home. Oh my god. Okay, first and foremost, let's
fix this. Okay, great. And then also. We actually know what the fuck am I doing.
Wow. Okay, and then we kid the party room. We could keep the party room, but we're
gonna have to change the wall because it's no longer Christmas. So we'll just go back to
we'll just go back to this.
See I hate that it does that you know whatever I'll do that and then we'll just put these ones back over here.
amazing, amazing, and then the lights and everything in here is still a questionable as well,
but we will worry about the party room at a later date.
just get rid of it for some stuff
um okay awesome
oh my god I am so what the fuck
oh my fucking couch
don't tell me Robin fucking stole it again bro
Oh, oh.
Bro, I deleted it by the way.
Oh shit, did I really?
Are you serious?
Fuck.
God, you may effing couch back.
I'm not going to be in the room.
I'm not going to be in the room couch.
CC.
That fucking bitch bro.
How did I have it?
Oh my god, I got to do the fucking...
The testing cheats.
Why is it in caps?
Okay, okay, all good.
I'm just happy that everyone's good.
Oh my god, I forgot he got sprayed by a fucking scunk.
Oh my god, poor thing.
How do I give him a bath?
Do I just go to the bathtub?
How do I have to brush him?
You can't bathe him.
Pet care.
More choices, pet care.
But I can't do shit.
Do I just gotta bring him to the vet?
Okay. All right, we're going to the vet because he smells like fucking shit.
Okay, don't worry. I'm taking you there right now. Okay.
Travel with me, so we are going to the vet.
We're in Dleton, Paul hospital.
the
all we smell like shit like what
like
oh
oh man okay come on me so let's get in line
let's go check in
if it actually maybe you wait out here it's better off if you wait out here
okay i'm getting some coffee i guess okay hold on sign him for a check-up
for a check-up and then yeah let's get him newter to all we're here.
I'll be here he come, okay he's helping himself. All right that'll be with you soon okay.
Damn he actually like he's been here before like the fuck.
All right and let me just an efficient run over you because him and Chai can not have babies.
Okay, all right, here we go
Let's see how he's doing okay
All right get pet examined. Okay, is this the examination? You so go up there. Oh, I know he's tank. I
Know he's tank real bad. Okay, there we go
He's doing very good though. He's doing a very good job
the
preventive shot
yeah
is as fit as a fiddle okay so how do I make them not slip like shit
oh
oh no
okay well he still stank like shit
uh
brush
Oh my god he's still steak bro. Yo, I thought you just said I couldn't bathe him in the tub.
I think you just said I can't bathe him.
Okay, it's always he getting neuter right now I'm confused.
Yeah, I know he stinks bro, I know.
Okay, you can't bathe cats, you could only bathe dogs.
So what do I do?
Should I brush him again?
Oh, he's he's being mean
Why are you being mean to this gentleman here?
That's not nice. Oh wait. He's good. Oh, he's clean. Yay
Oh, I'm tired of thought. Okay, we're all need to take a nap at this vet right now
What's wrong with this dogs? What is his hot ass paws? What's wrong with him?
Are you okay?
Where's the dog at the hot paws
Okay, why am I still here? Okay, let's go home. Let's go home and bring me some too.
Let's go to fuck home. Okay. I don't think he got new to either, it's fine. I'll worry about that later.
We'll worry about it. I don't know why I changed into that outfit. I don't know.
Make sure me okay with me. Yep, we're good. Okay, and I'm going to go the fuck to bed.
I need to change the lights in this damn house.
Hold on.
We need to change the lights in here because this is not.
Okay.
Auto lights.
All lights.
Oh.
Wait.
That's not what I wanted either.
Set color intensity.
All lights.
Cool white.
Neutral white.
Oh.
Okay.
I didn't even.
Okay, let's do...
Whoo!
Shit, that's right!
Okay, let's do like about halfway, maybe.
Okay, that looks good.
Okay.
All right, perfect.
That's beautiful.
Okay, we all sleeping.
Dina, what the fuck is she wearing?
Where the hell is she going?
I did not give her this fit!
What is this fit, why is this fit, and why should I on the counter?
Don't let her, okay, we met up.
What do you think, what even is this, is this still good?
Oh, no, I would like some of that actually.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm literally not even, I'm myself, I'm playing as well.
Okay.
Okay, I still don't understand what this is damn alpha that she's wearing.
This is not, I did not give this to her.
She pregnant.
Oh my god, is she?
No.
By who?
I couldn't have gotten her pregnant.
She is.
No.
Click the passie icon.
Yeah, because we just had a freaking baby bro.
We just had a baby gay Elmonkey.
No, I know I changed it.
I know I changed it.
But we didn't even have sex.
take fertility test. I can only do fertility. I want some of my results of that.
zero percent chance of becoming pregnant. I think we're good, but we should. We should
woohoo anyway, just to make sure. Just to be sure. Okay, well I'm actually tired of
socks still, so and I kind of smell like shit, so he actually now's not the best time. Okay,
his gay and monkey chilling, like he's literally been like just fucking sitting here
for like 12 hours straight. Like he's just been chilling, bro. He probably gonna start
frying soon. He's a good, he's such a good baby. He really is. He's such a good baby. Oh, shit!
Okay, wait, again, this alpha is really pissing me off, though.
Please put your jammy's on.
Okay, there you go.
There you go.
All right, keep back to you. Hey!
Good. Good God.
None of that. You have food right here. Oh.
Now you have food right here.
Go ahead.
Okay, that's a lot you're actually you were a lot to have a little bit of atoms. Sorry about that. You were a lot to have a little bit of that
Okay
Oh here he go. Okay. Oh look at oh what a good mom she is
What a good mom look at she's letting me sleep and that's it, damn you don't even gonna hang out with them or anything
What?
Hello?
There's a trash right here.
Oh.
I'm going hang out with him or something, maybe.
Okay.
Cool, we're all good.
I'm thinking about, I don't think about.
All right.
How am I feeling? Oh my god, I'm hungry as a bitch. How do I cheat might my needs again?
Oh, I have to ask demon to stop using birth control. Oh, okay?
Shift click make happy. Okay amazing. Okay.
Alright, let me wake the fuck up.
Let me...
Fuck.
Alright, let me go talk to Dina.
Let me go ask her something.
Dina!
Okay, I have to ask you a question.
Can I ask you, too?
Okay, how do I ask her to do that?
Corrections.
How do I ask her to stop doing that?
Confess cheating bro. What is this cheating? Yes, I'm not cheating. Oh
What chai, oh my god, the bitch got are you joking bro?
My fucking bad was
If one thing after another bro, it's one thing after another
and
how she even get that did she just have fucking fleece to
We're back, doc, and I was just fucking here.
What's wrong with her?
She just had this shit.
projectile repunga is she had this last time bro
is she good and now she drink the water off the goddamn floor like of course you
have projectile refucking repungitis and the dog with the goddamn hot feens still here
of course you do. And I felt that they couldn't drink water in this
dang game. You can't leave bowls of water out for them, but should you
drink water off the floor? Okay, let's go home. Let me just make sure she
gets enough water though. Okay, now we can go home.
Okay, yes, I do like video gaming, that's true.
okay let's go home anyway bro oh my god
okay girl that's pee don't say that
Oh, no, that can't be good.
KL Monkey Age Shop!
Oh my god, okay, he is calm.
That's what I want.
Okay, so that was a puddle of pee, okay, great.
That's awesome.
Okay, um, okay, everyone's, everyone's healthy,
everyone's how, what the fuck?
Look who he's wearing.
Look who he's fucking wearing.
Dude, okay first of all he's fucking ugly.
Second of all, first he had the monkey shirt.
Now he has a gay shirt. There's no way.
What?
What is he doing? I thought I made him calm!
What am I? What is he even doing? I really don't even have to be doing.
He's just making a mess. Okay stop, stop that.
Play in, play in what? No, I'm playing in the closet. Oh, that's okay. I'm having fun.
Oh, now I'm biting on her mouth.
Oh my god bro, he's bad as fuck.
Okay, um, okay, let me...
Just try going night night.
Lily cry or crawl around.
Can I make him not so fucking ugly?
Can I change it though?
Alright, I feel like this outfit's kind of cannon to him though.
Maybe I should just keep it.
Can I play with this little thing?
There's no toy option, use diaper, and you share my pants, real quick.
Okay, now I'm going to cry.
Okay, and now I'm going to change his diaper.
I mean, I'll just give him a bath, kill two birds with one stone.
That's not a bath, so that's actually not a bath.
Nope.
Alright, well he's chilling.
Okay, sure.
You're looking at all the mom, no, I know it's fine.
No, it's totally fine.
So, all right, we've got the dishwasher going, you know what, I didn't write out, I didn't write out, like when was the last time that I just had a night out to myself?
You know what I mean, who the fuck is this? Oh, that's the cleater. Oh my god, okay, it's he doing, is he cleaning? Oh, this is she? Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know, he's very ingenous, okay.
Did they even fucking clean?
Okay, where's my mailbox out again, because I'm going to get evicted if I don't pay my fucking bills.
Okay, payment bills.
Okay, I'm going to go out.
It's 11.30 in the morning.
I'm going out.
I need some meat time.
Dina, take care of the fucking baby.
I gotta go.
Just myself.
Just myself, just me myself and I and I need to go I need to go to a whole other city like I need to go here
When you go to the city, I need to go
You go to the fashion district
Planet honey pop like that's where I need to go planet honey pop
Okay, let's put a plan on honey pop
No, this is just self-care. This is just self-care.
1142 on a Monday morning, like, the place is probably
could not be more booming than right now, genuinely.
Could not, and of course, we got Jared over here, and then it should make some more friends,
like for when I throw parties and stuff. She seems pretty nice. Oh, okay. She, okay.
First one of the bars, this fucking sore loser, like the fuck? Damn,
did she really have to beat me to the bar?
Okay
Okay, so I'm going to introduce myself to her
Okay, we bright and let me bright her day
Hey, look all introduce myself to this person too. They seem pretty cool
Hey
Um, let me um, debate game strategies.
Cool, dude, this is awesome.
Okay, can I maybe sing a song?
Let's do jazz. Let's do shake and not start.
Oh, what did I get kind of good?
Oh, shit!
What did I get kind of good?
Dude, I was so bad last time we did this.
Woo!
Yup.
up. I didn't get the studio. I didn't get the studio.
I don't like it in the studio.
Is that a rainbow rainbow?
Okay, how do I- how do I- how do I cheat my- my singing? No, I cheated the DJ.
DJ, how do I cheat my singing to really good? I want to hear what it sounds like.
Okay.
How do I do that? It already is. No, I said level two. It said singing level two. It's
That's about a singing level two.
Stop.
Set.
Skill.
Level.
Major.
Singing.
10.
OK, I did it work.
Let's just shit, stats, MCC, what's MCC, our cheats on, they should be, okay, I know they weren't, okay, what is it mom, do you want more time, do five first, okay, stats, set,
set, skill, level, major, singing, five, bitch! Okay, let me try a copy and paste it.
the
oh my god I did it on level 10 oh my god okay okay okay okay okay now I need to see how
good I am now I need to see how good I am all right you're all good off get off
let's try this to now I'll not wait wait till we go to level 10 wait till we go to level 10
girl hold on. Now too fast. Now too far. I don't care that you got to piss. Okay.
Oh my god look I could do all okay I'm gonna do rock. Let's do hotter than sin.
The
Okay
This is not my genre
Okay, oh, he's loving it though
Okay, let me just maybe I'll try and do some.
All right, let's do that last long we just did.
Oh yeah.
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, no, okay, I took a picture of them all the special moment.
Oh,
Zabaloo!
Yabaloo!
Woo, shit!
Me just said you didn't know what?
Woohoo!
Oh, shit, okay now you can go take a piss.
Okay, so here's the thing now. Now, how do I start a music career?
Ask you for a friend.
How do I start a music career? Do I got to get the famous pack?
Well, you need to get famous. I need to get the pack.
Okay, let's just, okay.
Oh, listening.
Oh wait, hold on.
Oh listen, which what is it?
Hmm.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god, okay, hold on, we just...
Zabai!
The MC command center?
That's what... wasn't Jessica, did you say that?
Or... a lot.
Why is it not?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's down low, okay, yes, it's down low,
It's a blow!
Zabay Zabalow!
Okay, so what do I need?
What do I need now?
Besides this.
What is MCC?
What is MCC, do?
What is MCC?
It's helpful.
It's just commands.
So I download it.
Makes sense that it makes them happy and full of needs.
You know the type in those codes.
So you have to type all the time.
Okay, MCC Command Center, Simps 4, okay, down load, okay, down loading,
Zablae.
I can't just look at your stuff.
Okay.
Then I have to put it in the motherfuckin'.
And then I have to put it in the motherfuckin' motherfuckin'.
And then I have to put it in my folder.
Boom.
Okay, I hope that worked.
Okay, I guess we'll find out.
Oh, okay.
Let's try this out for size.
And I don't even need,
I'm not even worried about monkey boy right now,
because we're about to come up to make him a Neppo baby.
So we'll worry about his CC later.
Right now I have to worry about me.
We're now have to worry about me.
I gotta put me first, I gotta put me first.
I got a point in front!
I want a brownie right now, so bad.
Fuck bro, we're only one day in.
But I have five or one brownies.
Those don't count, those tastes like cardboard.
I guess I'm going to have to have that.
Hmm, no one brownie putting. I'm never had it, but it looks so good.
You had a brownie tonight.
Make them so jealous and I'm so good. Okay, I'm gonna have a five or one brownie. Maybe if I microwave it, it would be good.
Oh my god. Okay, sorry about that. Okay, where do I start?
Make me famous! What do I do? It's a career. Okay, so I have to get a job.
Oh girl, get off the damn. Oh hell no.
Find a job.
After is...
Bitch, where's the singer?
Enter, Tainer?
Did I not always have that one?
Okay, so that, so not that one, then.
You can choose the singer branch of Entertainer, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
so I do this one and then, but it'll let me become famous because I have the pack.
got it. Okay, you have to choose the entertainer career, pursue the music branch,
when you get, okay, then when you get famous. Okay, so I just start now by singing.
Oh, class of beauty plus fame. That guy's in a suit. He must be important. Oh, the fuck?
troll-tiforums, girl, what the fuck, and who is this?
Oh, who's this little stinky guy out here, and what the fuck?
Okay, he's definitely not in horror.
Why am I-
Hello, I downloaded them, CC command center, and then I turned into a robot.
Oh, it's this damn outfit.
This outfit always makes me shiny for some fucking reason.
Get this stupid outfit out of my fucking...
Hold on, no, hold on.
Let's show my normal one.
I'm looking at my arms looked like they were broken. What happened? Okay, now I think I'm good.
I'm an amateur. Oh my god, I'm an amateur entertainer at Lime Lay. I start Tuesday at 9 a.m. Perfect.
Okay, I got a drink. I'm ready to sing. Stop trolling the effing forums. No, no Robin. No, I'm singing first. I'm singing first, bitch.
Okay, let me show everyone. Let me show everyone what I'm on. I'm fucking faded.
Okay, so now that I have the thing, how do I cheat my needs quicker?
What you do is cheat!
Where, she emotion intensity, no.
Where the fuck is it?
It was in Cheats him info.
I passed it!
Okay, this is Shift-click.
No, I didn't unzip the mod.
Okay, no Shift-click.
This is normal. This is no Shift-click.
Oh. Oh.
Okay, now what?
Okay.
All right, I'm still drunk.
I'm fine, shit.
Okay, bitch go!
Okay, here we go.
And a little drunk, so.
Oh, and it's still good, though.
It's still good, though.
Hmm.
Come on, anyone good in here is any like record producers in here or something?
We're all this guy.
What was that?
I'm wasted.
Apparently she wants to go home for some reason.
What?
Oh my god, I just came here and I got fucked up.
That's so embarrassing.
Oh, girl.
Oh my god.
Oh, Dean isn't going to be pleased.
It might roofy like I had one drink.
Oh, I'm calling my girl, what happened?
Oh, I thought this guy's f***ing stupid.
Oh my god, did somebody die?
I don't know why.
Why was that what that noise was?
On the road to Fay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, okay, let me come back home.
Let me see.
Nothing.
Am I suddenly not drunk anymore?
Okay.
All right, well, come on.
All the babies come up and cry.
Very sad.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And what's Dina doing?
What?
Why can't I see where everyone's at?
She's over here, girl.
And the baby's fucking, the baby can't even fucking.
Oh my god.
Why am I just leaning him?
I'm wasting not a vendor she's going off on a drunkard adventure.
Oh, shock.
Well, you know what, it's my turn because he did it the same to me, so whatever.
Okay, let me go give him a bath.
Okay, put the fucking, your grilled plantain down, girl.
All right, I'm on my way.
Oh, don't worry.
Oh my god, bro.
I guess what we'll see the updates on my bender.
Okay, let's not put him back in the bant.
He still smells like shit.
No, don't kiss him good night.
Give him a fucking bath.
Why can't I give him a bath?
Let him out.
Oh, man, back.
Oh, I'm so confused.
Do I even have a tub?
Yes, I have to.
Do I have multiple tubs in this freaking place?
There's one right here.
Giving them a bath.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay, I'm a lightbender.
Emily stumbles across a creepy clown statue in the park.
park in her drunken state. She decides it'd be hilarious. Oh, yeah, put makeup on it. That's funny.
Okay, Emily pulls out some random makeup from her pocket and starts smearing it all over the
clown statue. Suddenly she hears laughter and relies on a group of teenagers is filming her
antics embarrassed and with makeup all over her hands and face, she stumbles away, leaving behind a
bizarrely made up statue and a viral video. Perfect. Okay, great. So I'm never going to get fucking
I'm literally okay, why do she why is she literally refusing to give this damn baby a fucking bath
Okay, she not get there
How not is it's not a door right here?
Is it too small right here to walk through then how the fuck do they get?
How could she not get over there?
The tub broken?
Oh.
Well, there's a tub down here, that works.
Okay, let's go give them a bath down here.
Okay, she's feeding him, that's good.
I wander into an art gallery, captivated by the strange and beautiful artworks, feeling
artistic I decide to contribute in my own way, I'll pose as a living statue.
I strike a pose pretending to be a living statue, oh geez, the cats are fighting.
Visitors at first find it amusing, which eventually gets tired and wobbles knocking over
a pedestal with a delicate sculpture, the gallery staff, furious throws Emily out with her
drunken antics, now the top of the gallery. Great. Okay, and I'm uncomfortable because
I'm near a stinky diaper. Well if you just put the baby in the fucking bathtub,
we wouldn't have that problem. Okay, perfect. Oh, amazing. Amazing. Okay. He's not going to be
stingy anymore. He's going to be the happiest baby that ever lived. He's still sad, though.
Oh my god he is no fun. Why won't someone play with gay or monkey? He feels abandoned. Oh my
Oh no!
No!
I can't look at it happened.
Okay, and then we can...
How do I play?
Do I have to get toys?
But I had toys.
Check his needs.
He needs to have fun, bro.
Where are we going?
Where's she taking my fucking baby?
Oh my god, okay. I find myself in an abandoned warehouse echoing with distant sounds.
Okay, let's search for hidden treasures. I start rummaging through old crates and boxes,
hoping to find something instead, I stumble upon a group of shady characters who don't take
Kindly to the intrusion and they beat me up and chased me out of the warehouse leading me brews an empty handed great
Okay, oh
Bless you, okay, so he needs to have some fun, so
What can I do to have fun?
I need a toy
one
yes this is awesome
this is awesome
Okay, now he's having so much f-ing fun.
Hey, and me so's out here.
Can I hang out with him?
Oh, smile at me, so.
I would like to smile at him as well.
Okay, me so's watching. Oh my god, look at him.
Me so's watching me, so I'm good.
I want to turn to the lobby of a fancy hotel.
Oh, she's sneaking to the VIP lounge or demand of free room.
Let's peek into the VIP.
Oh my god, I got free snacks and drinks,
but security quickly notices me and calls the police.
And I get arrested for trespassing
and spend the night in a jail cell.
Can I sleep next to me, so is it raining outside also?
Come on, sleep next to him.
Can I not sleep next to him because he's over here?
Maybe I'll just go to bed right here.
I think I need to just go to bed.
Okay, uncomfortably wet from being outside in the rain.
Okay, um, okay, let's go get him.
Dina, she's carrying an umbrella.
Okay, she's carrying an umbrella to pick up the dang baby, but she...
Put the fucking baby in the bed.
Okay, right now he's okay, okay, where are we, where is he?
But she just served face like that. Okay, here I come. No, okay. I'm back home. Oh, I'm dying from embarrassed.
What?
Get out!
No!
What?
No!
There's no way!
What do I do?
Get dinner to negotiate.
Plead for Emily.
Oh my god.
Okay, hurry.
Do you need a fucking hurry?
Put the baby down.
Put the baby down now.
Okay.
How much time does she?
Oh my god.
Put the fucking baby down.
Get over here, Dean, and get the fuck over here.
Where is she?
Okay.
Please, please, please.
Please, you have to, you have to.
I'm trying.
Okay.
Just quit.
I mean, I kind of have to have it a bad day.
All right, just do the Ambrosia.
Should I just eat the Ambrosia?
A playable ghost?
Hello?
Emily's expected at work for her neck for the next shift after her family leave.
She cannot take more family leave at this time.
I'm fucking dead!
This is America!
This is America for you guys!
I'm literally fucking dead!
Corporate America!
Okay, give me the damn ambroja.
What's it? Okay, what do I want to tell you? I'll go to the gallery, right?
I'm back but I'm sad though. I'm not happy. Dina look no no I'm back. How do I tell her I'm back?
Dina it's a look I'm back
What does she do? I sure even know what the fuck to do with herself. I want guys she's even know to do with herself
Dina. She's just, she's broken. Yeah, of course she is for me. Okay. How do I have to
of resetter.
Okay, Dean, look, I have a surprise for you.
Is she going to be like surprise when she sees me?
Oh my god, look, she's like,
Can you believe it's me?
Look, it's me.
Don't be sad, I'm back.
See?
Good compliment her appearance.
I'm going to tell her an engaging story and I don't even have a black eye anymore.
The geek con is in town.
Oh my god, I want to go to geek con.
Okay, and then now, now we can worry about maybe because he's asleep.
Oh my god, girl, there's poor baby.
I don't like it.
Okay, okay, look, no mommy's here, mommy's here, look, mommy's here, oh my god, grow.
Liberty, lean right now.
Okay, look, mommy's here.
We're going to play peek-a-boo.
That doesn't look like playing peek-a-boo.
Okay, try first, baby, food and high chair.
That sounds like fun.
Is he stuck there?
Why can't I fucking pick him up?
Oh, okay, I know he's fine.
Okay.
We're not married anymore.
Oh, my fucking God, bro.
I said, let's call in her.
What the fuck's calling her?
her. What the fuck's calling her? Download the phario. Yeah, to Christina. Oh yeah,
ask her out. Why not? I don't know what the fuck that is. Sure. Okay, hold on.
Let me put a toy chest in here too for the baby and maybe a doll house because he could be
whoever he wants to be. And a big bear too. And that's good. Okay. Okay. Let me get him
I'm going to get him.
Chomp be the monster.
That sounds like fun.
I got it's raining, freaking cats and dogs out there.
Is that fun? Do you like Chomp be the monster?
Oh, he's, oh, critically low hunger. Oh, shit. Okay.
Okay, let me feed him.
Can you not breastfeed anymore?
Or do I need a high chair?
Do I not have a high chair?
Oh.
Okay.
Let's try applesauce.
Oh, he loves it!
That's good AF, right?
Oh my god he's happy now.
Oh, okay, we'll take him out the day.
Oh!
Oh, he fell asleep in the danger.
Okay, um, okay, well he needs to shit and piss, okay, use your diaper, do a little poopy,
and then I will.
I don't know what change is fucking dopey.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay.
if you have any any any
what the fuck is this
what is any of the two to what the fuck is all of this
I can't do this anymore, but I'm all like
Okay.
What if I just start a new life?
Guys, do you think there is a sign?
Should I start in life?
We're not, do you mean Dina are married anymore?
Okay, we're gonna die, honey.
Okay, let's do a poll. Let's do a poll.
Guys, do I?
Okay, letting a have full custody of my son start a new life to throw out Mario anymore or do I see it through.
What do I do?
I'm leaving it in your hands.
I'm getting kind of sad I'm like wait, no, oh shit, okay, fuck, shit, everyone wants me to be a deadbeat.
Well listen, I'm going to get famous and I'm going to make sure they have everything that they need.
Okay, it's been decided and I will still visit them, I'm still I will still visit them, okay?
But I just have to, I gotta go my own way.
maybe when the time comes, maybe when the time comes. Okay, but can I can
Deanus still live here on her own? Like, what do I do about her?
So I just move out on my own. Okay. So how do I do that? So tell me how to
move out on my own and let them have this place. Travel. Move household. Split from
house holding move. Oh my god. Can I take the cats? What do you mean, no?
Okay, okay, yeah, sure, Dino, do you know you could like whatever music you want?
Okay
I'll split it, that's the wrong way.
No, I'm leaving, I'm letting them stay here and I'm going to go get a new one.
I'm just not fit to be him, I'm just not fit to be him, other.
Or should I take him and just leave Dima?
It's just a fun thing.
Don't take him?
Okay, one more ball.
Take him gay monkey or leap.
One more ball, take him or leave him.
guys, by the way, it's not a real game, okay?
He's the pro!
Oh no, let me save!
Let me save here first, and foremost, hold on.
Let me just save.
Before we do anything crazy.
Okay, hold on, let me see what the pole.
Okay, everyone's saying leave him, okay, y'all, he should.
Okay.
Okay, all right, let's try this again.
Spliff from household and move.
Look, I'll let her keep more of the money this time.
I'm going to move to the city.
Okay, I don't need that, so that's a little obnoxious.
all of these are all different all of a sea they're all different
apartments okay I'm understanding it now
this one's kind of cute
go to Hollywood I have Hollywood now
I don't get-
Oh my god, we're- we're going to Hollywood.
Where- can I live here?
I can't even live here.
I gotta- I gotta fuck a seal someone's house.
I can't even see what it looks like, though.
There's a house on the right.
First, for sale, like an empty one?
Oh.
Okay, right here.
on the hill, look at me not in the hill.
The big-all blue house, this, and we're stupid.
the house one of these ones
all this one
this one's huge
no
gay album key with the fifty dollar don't know hello mother are you going to the store for milk will you be back
might be left with deadbeat dinner i'm going to have so many mommy issues with
I'm just gonna take maybe a year to myself and then I will we will fall figure it out together as a film.
We're gonna figure it out. You're like a iron-rel-body.
I'm like Marty's the pre-man room.
I'm like instead of having the baby and wanting to change my life up, baby and,
I already had the baby.
And now I decided to never buy it actually.
Wanna be a piece of shit?
Okay.
This is a big ass fuckin' house though.
Don't you think this is a little bit more humble
like humble beginnings?
I-oh god, okay.
I wanna start humble.
It's a too bad.
Ahhhh.
I don't think he needs a form.
Okay, five fuckin' I'll do the fuckin' big one.
Oh shit, okay, let's go.
Alright, come on kids.
Oh.
What are have a museum in my fuckin' hat? What is this?
I'm going to leave the fuck alone.
Not right now.
Okay, the design is definitely...
Where's the bed room? Where's my fucking bed?
Oh, I'm trying... Oh, God, this place is fucking scary.
Okay, well, maybe we just put a different, okay, the location is gorgeous, so maybe we
just get another house. Maybe we just get like a nice like a nice house.
the
there's four bedrooms. Okay, I want something modern. Look at this, two bedrooms, three
bathrooms perfect.
Okay, a little bit. What can I move the house?
Can I like move it back a little bit?
How do I do that?
I have a lot of space, so I have a lot of space.
Okay, so do I just get a bigger house?
Okay, fine, we'll do the fucking lot size.
Okay, how do I use my lot size?
Where's that out again?
I
All these dang beach houses
He's all got the packs
Okay.
Go even bigger?
Good, okay fine.
Damn, shit, this is crazy.
See what this one looks like.
So humble.
I don't see what this one looks like.
Girl, it's still like, why do I still got so much fucking room?
This is nice though.
This is fucking nice though.
There's loads of dice.
Let's have a look at the inside.
is nice. And we can put a recording studio back, you're right. Okay. Guys welcome to your new home.
Pulling the back already, God one. What is this ladder? Is there a diving board on this?
What is this?
Is that point of this?
Yes, ladder is no diving board. I'm looking to get really hurt.
I'm feeling good, man.
I'm feeling tabbed feeling mischievous and then I have to confess to cheating.
Oh, I still didn't break up with her. Can I can I do that over the phone?
Oh, maybe I'll shine a fighter over.
Can I have a fighter over?
Okay, she's on her way. She comes over who's watching the baby, you know, that's a very good question.
you can tell I'm already not feeling it. Okay, so first and foremost I have to tell you
has to just be friends and she's not going to take this well.
Do you know why didn't it work? Did it work? Did I do it?
Oh, wow, wow, wow!
Try shut the fuck up! Oh, there's no litter box. Oh, yes, shit. Okay, hold on.
Oh, Jesus Christ, okay, hold on.
I'm sorry, child you're right. You're right. You're right. There's no litter box. I'm a bad mom. I'm sorry. There you go.
I'm sorry.
And then some food bowls for you. You can put a little put on.
We'll put them over here.
Okay. I just have to have a talk with your, not mother anymore. Okay, why is she okay?
She was like totally cool with that her okay she was way more cool with that than I thought she would be
She's not pregnant. She's not pregnant. Okay, so we're, oh my god. I'm still being flirty. No, we're not.
3D. Let me check it on her. We make sure she's okay. Are you okay though?
Yeah, we're still like the best of friends though. This is awesome and let me ask if she's single
Okay, she is
Okay, just just
Hearing that up
All right, well, I can't keep you for too long because you have the baby. Oh
Oh, dude, that was, that went way better than I thought.
What the hell is this?
Pinchos.
Okay.
I gotta get the cat some food.
So the cat's just don't eat a random fucking shit. Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready to start my career.
Oh, there's an auto feeder one. Oh, I deaf need that.
Deaf need that. Why are you guys telling me that?
We tried.
Pet.
Oh no.
Okay, I'll fix the blader, but that's fine.
Phil and then set a schedule time. Every 12 hours, probably good. Oh! And they got a
litter box, look, he's doing a fucking dukey right now. Amazing. Good job. Okay, I am
ready to start. Mike, yeah, it's pretty bright in here. It's Jimmy's damn light filled up.
Fucking shit.
Okay, I am ready to start my career. How do I do that? Do I still have my job?
Yeah, okay, well, are you sure because I died and then came back so they said I couldn't
take any more days off.
They said I couldn't take any more days off.
Check the suitcase.
I don't know if I have a job.
They fired me because I died.
So sorry I died.
Okay.
There we go again.
Amazing and I start work in two days, I felt our start Thursday at 9 a.m. sharp, amazing, can't
freaking wait.
Chai, what the fuck are you doing on top of the goddamn fucking, what are they, are
they okay?
Are they need like more stuff for them to like be entertained, okay?
Let me get, let's get the cat-dazzler, let's see what I got upstairs, okay, it's going
to be like a cute little cat area, I'll make one bedroom like the cat bedroom, so be
count room. Okay okay boom what the hell I can I freaking put it over there
Okay, and then we will do cat, cat, where's the cute cat bed?
and cat nip pack.
Is that it?
Is that all the stuff they could have?
Oh, you have to plant those, oh.
Oh, do two caps in.
Okay.
See if they like that.
Okay, I'm sleeping.
Boom, you cheat my needs real quick, so tell the cats.
Okay, you're all get the fuck down.
Okay.
Make happy, make happy.
Okay, keys.
here and then call overpats both of you guys come here look look at how
awesome it is over here oh mg isn't this awesome I should put a little box in here too
Let me get rid of this, for sure.
Guys, look at how awesome!
Whoa!
Best day ever!
Okay, so at least now they know that they have fun stuff to do.
Why am I just standing here?
I'm trying to hug him.
I can't hug him.
Okay, we got to know hug for him right now.
Oh my god.
Where am I going?
Did the pool?
What the fuck?
Who am I playing with?
The ghost?
The ghost of Chess' past?
If all there is a diving board.
Oh, there is a diving board.
Oh, there you go.
That's what sounds like fun.
Climb up.
What?
I can't.
What? I can't. Is it broken? It's not real, oh my God. Oh, okay, well, skinny dip. It's my fucking
mouth. I can do it every once. I want to skinny dip. I can do that. Woohoo! In the way. It's the way it kills me.
Oh, that's it. Okay, I really want to do that for you all.
Hey, man, I'm still just fucking booty butt naked.
Go!
Like fucker, it's my house and I live here, why is bitch calling me when I'm naked?
Like leave me off the floor.
It's my house and I live here.
Hey, soldier life for this by the way, okay, let your child for this life, okay,
Listen, I'm doing this, I'm doing this so that I can make sure that my baby has the best life
and he's too young to even know that I'm going to be gone for a year. He's not even going to know.
He's not even gonna know he's not even gonna know
He's not even gonna know y'all
Okay, when do you think I'm gonna put clothes back on okay, well, I just picked up me so and okay, okay?
When do you think I'm gonna put clothes back on? Let's take bets. Okay, Liberty. Hey
I'm thinking about getting to know yeah, I go for it. I don't care
one to be friends with Harvey, sure.
Dude, in true bachelor fashion,
naked in my house watching sports.
True bachelor fashion.
Where's the laser pointer? He loves that.
Here you go.
Where the fuck are these people?
A judic ward?
Don't tell me they're coming to my house to break. Don't tell me they're.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let me just be real casual, let me just be
real casual oh my god I can't introduce myself like I'm just fanning out
Dina makes wait oh my god sorry I missed her call what what what what did
what did it say oh my god what did it say okay okay
Yeah, guys come in, come in.
Oh, they don't like you here, what's wrong?
It's still so bright, everybody's so bright in here.
It's so bright.
Lock.
Okay, I guess I'm cooking.
Okay.
Okay, um, let me.
Let me think her for coming.
And maybe I will.
Would you like to help me cook?
Oh.
Oh, I don't think she liked that.
Let's joke about fashion because that's what celebrities do.
Oh, okay, so she's mean so I just learned that she's mean
Oh, she just said fucking bitch
Oh, so oh, chai
Oh, okay, she got a kick out of that though. She got a kick out of that so
So cooking your wedding dress with another woman while your ex is waiting for us can see where to come over.
Okay um...
I just thought he'd found the fence.
You tried to save all the food.
And that's how you clear a bitch.
tell you clear of it. And I'm hungry. I'm going to eat the food y'all. Y'all brought. Anyway, how
are you?
Ah, no, sir.
Wow. Okay. So, wow, Hollywood is exactly how people say it is. Just you never know. You
just really never know what these people. You really never know.
I wonder if this was worth it. I wonder if this is worth it.
I'm going to introduce myself to this guy.
Okay, he's not a piece of shit, I think.
Um, okay, I could fight him too for some reason.
Okay, let's shout out property values.
Maybe, maybe I'll apologize.
Let me apologize.
You see, she accepts my apologies.
Hey, we are all talking.
I'll ask her for a selfie too while I'm here.
Okay, she just, okay, girl bye.
I'm really just don't know if this is what I what I thought my life was gonna be like when I moved to Hollywood
Nothing like a solid prank on a friend. Okay, mind you. That's what I'm thinking about is being mischievous. So
Man, I look kind of a piece of shit. I'm very Marty's Supreme bro. I'm very Marty's Supreme. I'm gonna take it and happy. I'll have fun
I got work in the morning, I got work in 9 a.m so like okay they're going home okay bye thank
you for coming okay let me say you good I'll fix this problem all right whatever all right
Good morning, Chai, what's wrong?
Oh my god, real chai is right here.
And real me, so is right here.
I love my life.
Okay, what time do I start work?
Do I start work soon?
And nine or some should eight, nine?
Uncomfortable, why?
What did I just eat?
Oh, I didn't like the food cake that I ate.
It was nasty, let me fucking, let me clean that shit up, oh, me so.
Let me hang out with him.
Okay.
Seven in the morning, okay, my first shift, my first shift.
About to start any minute now.
In two hours.
All right. All right. Any minute now. Oh, there I go. So am I at work? Okay, great. I'm at work.
Yes, I cheated my voice. Amazing. Okay, great. That's good. I'm at work.
Okay, my famous, yeah?
Okay, Chai is knocked the hell out.
Look at this bitch.
I brought him 184 dollars.
Okay, that's not gonna cut it.
Oh my god, this big chunk is fucking fit.
I hate this outfit.
Okay.
Okay, how do I...
Okay, how do I become famous right now?
You
If you have to do the thing, okay, I'm gonna be able to be more fun to do, maybe I'll be more fun to do it.
But this work outfit, I hate this thing, work outfit, okay.
I'm gonna go sing in public.
Oh.
Till and once again, no.
No.
I have to focus on me.
I mean, so what are you doing?
I have to focus on me.
I just don't know if this is, I just don't know if this was worth leaving my family.
My dysfunctional family.
Are you sure I just sing at the park?
Can I sing anywhere?
Or does it have to be somewhere with like a mic?
She's calling me?
That was she just calling me?
I want to go to the gig.
Let me just go here.
This fits gotta go, though.
although. Okay, practicing or just sing song. Okay. Okay. I'm going to make a statement.
the
one of the same
what the fuck is she famous or something oh yeah she's a rising star okay okay what the
Oh
This is a life for you guys oh
They're gonna passing out
Wait, you can
Oh my god
It's working! It's working! It's literally working! He gave me a coin!
Okay, we're not this one.
Okay, we guys, we're not this one though.
Guys, what about this song?
I don't know.
Okay, we got him singing it right here.
Oh my god, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Oh no, I'm taking- oh my god, I'm fanning out. I'm fanning out. I'm fanning out. I'm fanning out.
He's loving this shit too. Okay, okay, here we go. Let's try again.
Yeah? I know you're here this voice.
Wait, why do we have a little bit of a love bar going?
Did he want that cookie?
Wait!
Oh, okay. Is that it? Flatter? Oh, he thinks I'm funny.
Oh, let's... I'm gonna give you a heartfelt compliment.
And then I'll tell you a joke.
And then I'm going to...
I'm just going to...
That is Taps of Turin.
Ask him about his taste in music.
Wait, he's just the guy who's the husband
that was just on my house of the fucking enemy.
The one who I just beat up.
He dislikes pop music. Okay, good to know.
to know our S-pop. Okay, what about? Okay, I don't even know at this point, I'm just, all right, go.
Oh my god, do I stink?
Oh fuck no.
Oh no.
Not in front of the hose, not in front of the hose, please.
Okay, he needs to chill out.
Okay.
Okay, let's discuss some more interests, maybe.
Let's maybe.
Awesome about neighbors.
Okay, nice, nice.
Okay, so we're like we're like proper friends now
Oh, who the fuck is oh wait they're taking pictures of us
Hey Joe we out with the five here to thank you Joe we out with the five
Okay, this guy is like two-fand out ask me google partners. Why not? I'm not I'm not too
Wait, okay, went away.
Wait, end of the blue partnership. Oh my god, no.
Wait, wait, blue partnership multiple?
Oh, so confused.
Okay, it says, it says end of a little partnership, but like do we even have one?
Maybe we'll just ask about your romantic interest real quick.
Why don't let me ask?
Oh, tell our region's story, plus fame.
Okay, I'm getting more famous. I'm getting more famous.
Let me ask if he's single, bro, everybody's getting it, I'm gonna be single.
No, Dina didn't die, I am just trying to become famous, so we're on a different journey right now.
We're just on a different journey right now.
Yes, I do like singing.
Sing serenade.
Seeing serenade.
Ahhhh...
Aww.
Ah, he's kinda loving that.
XD
Oh, deep bongo with the five gifts.
Thank you, Ode bongo with the five.
He kinda fucked with that.
Like,
Oh, he's kind of loving that.
Oh, the bungalow with the five gift.
Thank you. Oh, the bungalow with the five.
He kind of fucked with that, like.
I'm gonna show off my muscles, too.
Dude, he is loving me, bro.
He's not.
Oh, fuck that stuff.
Oh, love it.
Oh my god, wait, he fucked me. He's thinking about me. You're so fun to be around. I really enjoy spending time with you and I hope you feel that way about me too.
Dude, this is awesome!
Okay, but anyway, okay, so how do I actually lock in?
How do I actually lock in?
This is guys, this is a PR relationship, this is all solely, this is all solely for my benefit.
Okay, how do I make music?
How do I make music?
Get the mixer meter music station mix mixer master mixer master mixer master
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I'm gonna just go home. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be mysterious
I'm just gonna leave
and I'm gonna have him wondering about me for the rest of the night and he's been like that.
Girl, I met in the beginning.
It was just amazing.
Okay.
Okay, 35am, that's when all bangers are made.
Okay, look, I got, okay, this little room over here.
He looks like it's some sort of a recording studio or something.
I don't know what the fuck going on over here, but we can make it into that.
Okay.
Mixer, the boots and cat sound mixer.
No, let's all I have.
So what is it?
the
old
here is the mixed master music station
and any chair
is it a work though if the chair is it like perfectly set up with it you know what I mean
I don't need a chair.
No, it's not going to work.
I don't need OK.
I just don't need it.
OK.
Produce a new track.
Come, get bro.
Calculator rock or rebinds.
I like rebinds.
Get a mic.
Is that it?
Okay, rebinds.
Let's do this.
Uh-huh.
I'm going to turn the bass up.
turn the bass up, I should probably cheat the skill to this too huh, so this
should not ask. I think I'll work starts in an hour.
Cheat, wait, Cheats him, career cheats, or skill cheats.
Fuck, a max all skills. I don't give it down. I'm good at everything.
I'm good at everything.
Okay, now let's see what this sounds like. Oh, yeah, I wanted to plonkies on, right?
Okay.
Do you know I'm gonna do everything?
Oh, wait.
Oh my god, when Sims cry, hashtag, Sims, hashtag,
hashtag, hashtag, hashtag, rain.
I kind of fuck with that, yeah.
Go you.
And then how do I sing on a track, though?
If you can't, oh, you just do the time for work.
Bitch! Why am I not going to work? Oh my god cuz I'm doing this.
Grrrr, we'll go. I heard you were caught cheating on your partner. You should try
to keep your private affairs more private. Bro, why is this bullshit?
Hold time she cheated on me. Why is everybody doing this to me?
I
Who is that bitch if she if just do you really want that cuz you can come over and fucking get that do you need that?
Do you fucking need that
So, Dina you're just lying on my name now
All roads lead back to Dina
Bro mind you I talked to someone at our wedding mind you I talked to someone at our wedding and Dina thought that it was fucking cheating
mind you, the bitch went on a drunken fucking rampage and slept in some random rich
guy's bed and then woke up and didn't know what happened. But okay, let's just forget
that that happened. Lily Adams with the five, if you think you Lily Adams with the five,
gifted, thank you Lily. So like, did we forget about that or what? Like, this bitch really
pissed me off. Dude, I'm really good at everything. Look at this. I think I'm gonna die
in this house.
Okay, back from work, okay, boom, achieve level two, okay, I did that already, because
I'm the best at everything, because there's so many things you could do with this
freaking juvenile vetting area.
I am literally so good at everything, okay.
With that being said, let's save the dang game.
Let's save the game.
Because you know what, I just feel like this is too much for me right now, like this is just too much for me right now and think about.
And it's just too much and we need to like really sit on this and like, you think about our next steps and like we have to really like make sure that what we're doing like make sense.
So you know what I mean? Anyway, okay, I'm going to play a little bit of rivals before I get off, so I'm not leaving, but I do need a little snack.
I'm going to have a five or one brownie probably, BRB.
you
I'm touching it, Jim.
Rival time, Rival time.
how many grams of fiber? That's actually a good question. I don't know. I have not seen the lady
Loki skin yet actually. I'm excited about that. I saw like the trailer for it, but I haven't seen it
actually in the game. Okay, see, listen, I did hit Grandmaster and then I lost her game. So now I'm back.
Back to Diamond 1. But I did hit Grandmaster and it was an amazing feeling.
So let's try the grind to Grandmaster right now.
Okay!
Me so now it's not the time.
I love you my son but now it's not the time to be sitting right in front of the the the the the monitor.
Nice to be a little son.
Mommy's working.
Mommy's working right now.
Yes!
What is this, Jack?
Oh, should they gave him a scan, too?
All right, hold on.
Can you see that shit?
Loki the gender-bending icon. Lady Loki.
How freaking cool. She's like different voice lines and everything. Or like it's like a different like it's so cool. I love that.
Because they're cool concepts. And then what is this?
Oh my god, it's human torch.
What?
Why do you look like freaking gambit?
All right, here we go, let's do this!
Look, okay, if we win like two games, we can get back, we can get back, we just need
to lead us to each of these two games, that's it.
more free, maybe.
We can do this.
some of these guys balls.
I look, he still do not understand the gameplay or objective of this game.
It's different. Okay, so the objective is to win, is for your team to win.
And the gameplay is essentially different based on every character that you play, but you all have to play as a team.
You all have to be mindful and play as a team.
Okay, I guess I'll heal.
Oh, everybody want to be mad. Everybody want to be mad, you don't fucking need to.
Fuck it, listen, I'll be mad, you don't.
Oh my god, a band is for this dance.
And they rarely are mindful, that's true, that's very, very true.
Also guys, tomorrow, me and Juliet are going to our redemption rage room, so it's an
IRL stream tomorrow, very excited.
Very, very excited.
Oh my god, they've banned.
They banned him.
Y'all are so stupid.
Let's go, then someone goes,
let's run quadruple tank.
And then someone goes, I'm down, please, please.
No, oh, oh, oh.
These are the wake-up games that I get to do, please.
I can't do this anymore.
No, they can't be serious. Guys, no.
Guys, please.
Guys, please, guys, please.
Your guys, no.
Oh god okay guys okay we can do this
This is what we can do this, guys.
Four tanks, two healers, what can go wrong.
Okay, I'm gonna try to heal my ass off. Here we go.
Who's diving?
Oh geez, oh geez, somebody's diving.
Guys, what are you doing? Go fucking do something!
Oh, we'll see waiting for Venom.
Wait if any good call, actually.
We'd actually, we're not doing too bad.
Guys!
Oh, oh, oh, let me in there. Oh my god. I'm lagging. I'm lagging like a bitch.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, hero venom.
I don't know how the fuck we're holding this point right now.
Okay, okay.
Oh, stock.
What the hell?
Bro, this life is lag!
It might scream lagging or just the game.
What the fuck?
Okay, maybe they'll switch guys.
Right guys, maybe they'll switch.
Okay, someone else said it too.
Okay, so it's not just me.
Oh no, we're still doing the tank thing.
Okay.
Okay, so everyone's lagging.
Oh, it's not just me.
Oh god, okay, I'm going to get off up for this game and then if it's not lag like this, oh, okay, awesome. Oh my god, in Viz, let me suck your fucking invisible collet right off the bone, because that was actually amazing. Thank you.
okay that was there is really no need for that oh my god this lag is fucking
disgusting
I've got no muing shit
oh no
Rode, come here help me!
Help me, Rode, or somebody.
Okay.
We might win this!
Look actually.
Ridiculously enough.
Okay, in this
Back and up back and up back and up
Okay, it's probably gonna all, I don't know if he has it yet, actually.
No, it's me! Oh my god, she's amazing. She's so good, she's so good. Oh, dang it!
the
marky jones release of thank you
also doubt all the people that are still here so they're one it's late into a lot of people
don't understand his games
so w if you're still here
gear of real one
rogue get back
She's gonna die
Okay, we're playing a normal team comp now
Be sick of this
I
You thought oh my god, hello bro, we're stuck
Oh my god
Oh, oh
Bro, this lag
Oh, shit, you're very second to see this flying by.
Oh, shit.
I got this, this lag is a trotist.
and
what's the fuck
row I've switched to close like seven times and is he going back to that girl with the fuck
this is a joke, okay, all right well I'm deaf getting off after this one but I'm
hoping that we at least win this this one
at least it's not just me lagging
and
you thought you thought oh wait he got oh my god did he get um oh sorry hello spidey get the
fuck you got the fuck out of here get a super ass
Get him, get him, what you want me so I can't see!
Back up, back up thing, thing, oh geez, why would you do that thing?
Why would you do such a thing?
Why would you do that?
I want to make sure me an invins don't all the same time, so I'm going to wait for her to go first.
the
right
oh maybe I should have fucking
Okay, nice, if this venom get him out of here, uh-oh, good portaling, okay, nice,
Woo! Okay! Our turn.
We can do this even with the lag we can do this.
I did see the lady Loki skin I just saw it.
Mr. Moulou. Mr. Moulou.
Oh, it's also Courtney Quarantine with a rain thank you and who is Tyler with a sub and
doberry with a resuff thank you.
This is my shots are being led by one one and so I'm just trusting in him at this point.
and
I know Chad is very chill right now loving this
I'm up we'll re-stock merch
Relatively soon. I got to see what Dylan and Christina are trying to do when
When they get back
You didn't buy the old VFX for the skin. Did I not?
The ice one. I thought I had it
Do I not have the ice one?
Oh, I don't
I
don't know if
I
know why would you jump right as I throw the
guys
will be what are we doing
I love this in this, she's a little really good at it.
the
one of somebody else
amazing
that's my freaking mother right there
my even my
e-mode start working
Okay, we can do this.
Who's?
Okay, who's A, okay.
What the hell are they just sort of moving again?
who's okay who's a okay what they're not they're sort of moving a
guy oh bitch look it's me you bitch I don't care so all you
all day I'm even damn you think I give a fuck I don't
Oh, he's right there. She's okay. If you're sure Spidey isn't going to get to her.
He's trying and he's trying and I won't let that happen
Oh you know you thought it oh okay, everybody
Look eat that was his revenge on me
Okay, I'll let him have that
Guys back the fuck up
the
is actually it's not looking like we're doing too good right now
oh great mind think alike
Nice, okay.
Get the hell out of here, Jeff.
Okay, we gotta get Penny's stupid ass fucking, oh my god, I'm dead as shit right now,
I'm about to die.
Aaaaaah!
He's so mad.
Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.
What?
Where will I get the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
You got the fuck.
Okay.
All right, who's not pulling their weight around here?
Lookin' like Wolverine, I need him to fucking do something.
Why are we doing Wolverine with fucking petty?
I
Like looking, he's done us about to die again. Oh, he's lucky. I was right here
Oh, my god
I'm never getting back to Grandmaster. I'm never getting back to Grandmaster.
We're so far, girl.
Okay, wait, let's put the element of the comeback here.
Okay, okay, I get the healers.
Okay, we had to use all of our freaking goals, but we got there.
Okay, guys, they're still home.
Oh my god in this, you're an angel. Good Jeff, good Jeff, super ask out of him, yep.
Killer, killer, killer, killer, killer.
Okay, this is not good, this is not good, this is not good, this is not good at all.
We actually, it is, we're doing great.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I hope in Viz has all, I hope he's just all.
Wait, we don't even need it, we don't even need it.
Oh my God, that was so scary.
So scary.
And a portal in for where?
From where?
Uh, what a stupid portal.
The dumbest portal I ever seen.
Okay, I don't want to stand too far back as in space going to freaking clap my cheeks.
Get him, get him, get him.
Oh guys guys we just got to push you right fucking there for the long of good
Okay we're gonna portal we're gonna portal we got a strange oh and Spiny pulled him out of it
I'm gonna kill everybody yeah we're cooked that's it this is how it ends
This is how it ends. Yep, this is how it ends.
This is how it ends.
Oh great, now we went Spider-Man, because that was definitely, that was definitely what we needed to do in this moment.
I don't even want to see. I don't even need to see who's them VP and another. I don't even need to see that.
Yeah, but did we have fun though? No, no, we didn't actually. No, we didn't have fun.
And I'm never getting back to very masters. I mean, it's totally fine. The five minutes that I was
grandmaster felt really nice and it was really awesome. It was really, it was so awesome.
So awesome. Play the horror game, KDB play today was so fun. What game? I can't play
right now because I don't think it all but what game does she play? What game was it? What game was
it? I already played it. The midnight shift? That sounds familiar. What shift the midnight
wish it was that again. And she played Christmas nightmare. Oh my God. Yeah, the
Christmas one. Yeah, yeah, I did that one a while ago. Yeah, the Christmas nightmare
last year. And the year before that actually. You need to sleep well for 75
soft, you should. You should. All right, play Tiny Bookshop. I play that on my switch
before I go to bed. Anyway, I am getting off. I'm going to have to bed. I will see you
tomorrow I will see you tomorrow and you know yes we can
Ragnick Moondoggy he's alive. I'll see you tomorrow for the
the redemption stream the redemption
you see Nick Moondoggy the redemption stream for the
rage room. Okay, next playing. Okay, wait. You see. Okay, all right. Love you guys. I will see you tomorrow for an IRL stream.
dream.
Woo hoo!
It's 2027!
Okay.
It's a 7.