They don't think I want a Grammy. They don't think I want a Grammy.
Hey! Okay, I haven't seen anything about the Grammys yet, but besides Bad Bunny's speech.
I haven't seen anything about the Grammys, but you guys said Billy won a Grammy? She
What song of the year for which song?
For which song the one in the Barbie movie or wildflower, okay?
That's what I would have thought I would have thought it was it was either the one in the Barbie movie or what didn't the Barbie movie come out
Two years ago wildflower. That's a banger. That's a banger
That is an effing banger. Yes girl the barring move was years ago. Okay girl. I don't know what I was thinking and turns out one
Whoo, I said that earlier though turns out one two Grammys. I think right?
Hell yes, I I haven't seen anything I haven't seen like people's outfits like I want to see they're out like okay grammy
How do I see like everybody's outfits?
Grammy outfits 2026 see all the looks
Okay, oh, okay, let's just do this live. Let's just look through the looks live. Okay. Oh
Okay
Oh no, I'm chewing on ice cubes right now because I'm waiting for more water to get
Here can I order more walk a bad bad money simple classic handsome?
It looks it looks like a velvet suit
simple classic
body is tea like
Loving it love it. Love it. Love it
Okay, let's see another round girl. What do you need another round? Where's the rest?
Baby, where's the rest of
Continue reading with the-
Okay, here we go, here's the fucking, okay, this one.
People magazine has some.
Okay.
Okay, this is kind of a little feather moment. Let me go over the ad so you don't have to see them a
Little feather moment. Okay the blonde hair bleach brows on her is just always so tea
Very black swan. I'm loving that bad money. We did see me looks very handsome looks very gorgeous chapel road
Okay, it's like um
It's like a cape, but she's got to you
Cape with titty out, okay, that's the clean version. Wait, what do you mean?
You need to see it it cape off
Okay, we hold on we'll look after tape McCray
Baby, that's tape McCray
That's tape McCray
Why does she I don't know why she looks so different? I don't know why I thought she looked she was like more blonde
I don't know why I thought she was like blonde blonde blonde. Maybe she just did her hair
I don't know. She looks so different in this picture to me. I mean I've only ever seen her in like music videos
She's very tan give me that's what it is
I'm not mad at this. I'm not mad at this. It's a little it's interesting
I almost wish, I almost wish that this part, like, if you're gonna do this shape, make it, make the hips like crazy big on the dress, make it so dramatic.
You know what I mean? Give it some, give it some big shape, you know what I'm saying?
Like, make it big like that, like make, make, make the, the, the bottom of the dress big.
That would just give it more of like that fun, cause it's like, it flows out at the top and then if it had that like,
I think that would look really cool
Um, ugh
Come on
Absolute this is so her. This is so her. This is so up her out like this is so good. This is so good
This is so good
Wow, I love this like the details on this is just the little straps the straps on the heels
They're like sure. Oh my god. This is so kind with the dark hair
so good I love this on her love love love that on her Carol G oh my god so
kind okay this is wow this is gorge this is gorge and I love I love the like
naked shoe look like I love the clear heel or it kind of like fits this whole
like this like oh this is so good this is so good wow I love that Kesha okay see
I'm not mad at the dress I wish she did if you're so that's a thing if you're
gonna do something with if you're gonna do the dress like this baby I'm gonna
need you to do something with the hair I'm gonna need you to do something with
the hair. I would I would have loved to see the hair straight slick back or in
some sort of updo I wouldn't like it needs to be slicked if you're gonna
have the big poofy dress your hair can't be poofy too you gotta have the slick I
feel like but this is her this is her iconic hair though so I get it this
this is like her hair Lexi boots with the five thank you Lexi boots with the
five.
Kelsey Ballerini.
I don't even count.
Kelsey Ballerini.
Who's this?
Who is Kelsey Ballerini?
I don't know what she looks to see.
I'll take it.
He's a country girl.
OK.
I like this is pretty.
This is pretty.
Oh, my God.
Laevee.
That is cute.
Right? Is that how she says it?
Leve, I feel like I always say it wrong.
Leve, Leve, right?
This is cute.
I like that on her.
This is very, this is very her as well.
I feel like this fits her vibe.
This is cute.
I love the color.
Olivia Dean, my beloved.
Okay, wow.
This is pretty too.
This again, I feel like this fits her.
I love the little shoe.
I love the little shoe poking out.
This is cute, this is cute, this is gorge.
She won?
Olivia Dean won?
Or, um, yeah?
Oh wow, she won Best Do Artist, good for her.
I don't know too much about her music.
I've definitely listened to some of her songs
and she's fucking good,
but I wouldn't say I know everything about her, but.
She's, hold on, I just realized
I never turned my lock screen off so now my phone is just on all the time from the stream earlier
Okay
Like this is this is mom like this is my mom like this is my mom like are you kidding me
Wow, this is cute and you want to know what like
Like I feel like nobody could pull this off like but her like you know what I mean
Like if anyone else wore this I'd be like like it's not really fitting, but this is so
Tea this is so tea. I love these colors on her. I love the shoes. I love the hair. I love the makeup
So good. I like that a lot
Yes, very hurts very her I love it
Miley, okay
Wow, okay, wait. I love these gloves. I love these like half gloves. These are kind
Wait, she tore this is no, I like this. No, I like this. I'm not mad at this. I
Like I like these little gloves with the rings. I don't know. I'm not this is kind of I'm
Don't know how I feel about this thing
This is like kind of taking me out of the fantasy this this whole area this it's kind of giving like mocking J
Yeah, I'm like this is I don't know but
The rest I like
Girl give us nothing like sorry like
Girl it's the Grammys come on do your fucking big one do your big one. It's the Grammys do your big one
Do your big one. It's the Grammys, please. Can you just do your big one? Bad Bunny just won? He just won?
He just won. What did he win?
Album of the Year! Bad Bunny! That's amazing!
Oh my god, aw, is he so happy?
And that's the brief- this is cute. This is really cute.
This is gorgeous. I love this little like
Drapery like shawl thing and so her so cute and the the fit on this is
Unreal but like the the waist like the the fit on like the corsetting of it
Very good. I'm liking this
Loving the details loving the details. There's one thing
My water's here
One thing about her and when they like all her tour outfits to like they get those ships
Fitted like her little like bodysuits her tour bodysuits like those are fitted
Down like cuz like cuz one thing if you're gonna do a corset like do a fucking corset, you know love it
Okay, Rose
Alright, this is cute
This is cute, it's Rosie
a rose a rose a okay what does she do k-pop
Susan Blackpink, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I saw a video of this outfit on TikTok and
Okay, so this picture's not really, this picture's not doing it too much justice.
I feel like it looked better in the video that I saw.
It looked better in the video.
I don't know.
I don't know, I can't, I can't, I don't know how I feel about it. I really don't know how I feel about it.
I don't know.
Michelle Williams.
This is tea gorgeous class.
Like I love a lace or like not a lace but like a sheer with like any sort of like pattern
over it.
It's always that's always going to look good.
Like that is always going to look good.
That is gorgeous.
gorgeous like don't get me started on my
fucking mother don't get me started and why
was she not on the main
performance why was she not on the main
performance like oh she woke up she
always wakes it up I mean honestly like I
literally she she just oh so good so
She sounded so good. I know I saw a clip of that too. Maybe like I didn't say anything about the Grammys
Okay, those are like the three clips I saw. I saw the clip of her singing Midnight Sun. So good
This is so chop, I'm sorry
This is so chop
This is so chop. Oh my god
Like
How are you gonna have like how are you gonna be tyla and have the most tea body in the fucking world and then wear this garbage sack?
and I'm not
And you could wear a dress that's not form-fitting and it could be like it could still be cute
You don't have it doesn't have to be form-fitting to be cute
But it's just like but what is this like this is just not doing nothing for her for anything like
It's just not I don't know
It's giving like you could go into like I feel like I could find this out
I'm about to disrespect her I feel bad um and and Tyler this is not on you. This is on your stylist. What's that store?
wait Windsor I
Feel like going to Windsor I
Feel like I feel like this is Windsor like this this gives this gives Windsor a little bit
This gives Windsor a little bit. I'm so sorry and I'm sure it's a very expensive dress
And I'm sure that these feathers cost more than anything I can afford in my life, but
But I just don't like this on her. I don't like this on her. I'm sorry
Yeah, and the hair too like this I'm sorry this whole thing of this is a mad like look like the hair falling in that
This is a mess. Oh my god, like this will be this will be kind
It's like, you know what she looks like it looks like she had the best night of her life
The best night of her life last night
Doesn't it look like that it looks like last night she had the best night of her life
And she on her way home and she on her way home the next day
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but she's gorgeous like she's fucking gorgeous like
She's gorgeous somber
OOOH! Wait, oh, I've got- I've got a pet rock with the 10 gifted. I've got a pet rock with the 10! Thank you!
Okay, Benson Buu Nachos! Okay, this is kind of Benson Buu Nachos, so...
So, yeah, I...
Did something happen with him where he was, like, saying something weird? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know this this material looks uncomfortable like that. I know that that that should gotta be scratchy
That should gotta be scratchy
Yeah, okay
That's it. That's it. Okay, there's gotta be more. Let me go see let me go do another one
Here's what everyone wore on the Grammy's red carpet, okay, this is what we oh my god, wait, okay chapel without the okay
Oh my god, was that like actual nipple? Wait hold on.
Chapel Roan, Grammys.
Whoa, is that really her back tattoo?
Is that actually her back tattoo?
No? Oh, that's so cunt though.
Regardless, it's cool.
Uh, girl, they not ha-
Okay, it must be nipple because it ain't even showing on Google. It must have been real nipple.
It's getting blurred out. It's not.
Genesisweb's Instagram. Okay.
Genesisweb.
Genesis web.
Wow.
Oh, and she did like the, the like, the, it's like all over her, like the, the, not, I wouldn't
even say fake tattoos, but like OMG.
Wow, that's crazy. So they probably did like some sort of like prosthetic like
thing over her actual nipple and then did
That's tea that is so fucking cool
That is so fucking cool. Let me see
With the hair down to in front like it looks like it just looks like it's part of her dress
That is so fucking cool
Like this is this is legendary. This is fucking legendary. It's Mugler
This is like people will think about this years to come like this is so good. Wow. This is so good. Oh
my god
That's so fucking cool, and I love this like oh my god, so good
That's so cool
Wow, y'all and when I saw her at the fucking um at the at the moment after party
She looks so you know my god her look her look there was so T2 she looked so cute. Oh my god
Wow, okay, let's see. Let's see what if there's any other ones we didn't see on here, okay, Miley Justin and Hailey Bieber. I
I know he did not break in my closet and steal my suit that I wore for the two-year anniversary
I know that he did not I know that he did not
Sneak into my closet in the middle of the night and steal my suit that I wore for the two-year anniversary
Justin give that back. I need that the fuck back. I need that back
Well that makes sense why Hayley's dress looks like this because the the designer used all the use all the fabric on
Tucks
He didn't have no more fabric left so that he just had to make what he just had to do what he could with hers
They have no more fabric left
And he stole my pen
And he stole my pin. He literally came in the middle of the night and stole my pin.
That's the exact same pin. How'd he get that?
Oh, the back of this is cute. I didn't see the back of Bad Buddies.
Okay, we saw Doche. Is this a different picture though?
Okay, we're the ones we haven't seen.
Killani, okay, yes, this is cute. This is cute. I like this. I like this a lot. This is really pretty.
This is really really pretty. Yeah, this is good. This is good. Oh, Cat's Eye. I want to see what they
all wore. Pink Pantherous. Cute. This is cute. I would have, I would have even liked to see something
Even more va va boom, but like she just always like she's adorable. I love her. I love her
This hair is cute too. The updo on her is so cute
Love the updo on her
Mm-hmm and it's Vivian Westwood that tracks Lola my beloved
Lola, I hope she's doing okay. I feel bad after like all this stuff is but that like went on with her, but
She won? She won something? Oh my god, that's amazing!
What did she win? Pop song of the year! That's fucking awesome!
Oh my god, what a, what a, what a like a comeback, honestly. I love that.
I love that. Okay, I don't know how I feel about sweats on, on the Granny's Red Carpet,
but you know what, fuck it. No, she, she won solo pop performance?
Yes, Queen! Who is this? Yes, girl! Loving the bag! Loving this!
And then Olivia Dean again. Ooh, the baddie's in the back though. Who is that? Who is that?
Joni Mitchell? Who is that?
That's me, Joni Mitchell. Okay, but who is she?
What does she do?
I don't know who that is. Mama, I fear I don't know who that is.
I know that.
Wish.
Yeah.
I don't know that.
Yeah.
I know that.
Wish.
Yeah, I don't know that.
No, I know who that is, never heard of her.
Heidi Klum.
Okay, Bella Hadid Nachos.
Hadid nachos Bella Hadid already did this on the red carpet like I'm sorry that the face is a jump scare
I'm sorry like like no, I don't know like if you're gonna do see this looks pissing me off
If you're gonna do some shit like this
Everything else needs to be like the hair in the makeup needs to be
Impeccable like if she wore this
slick the fuck back hair make up absolutely stunning like body not oil but
like a shimmer like that would that would be like okay but what the hell are
we doing I feel like these people just wake up and do their own hair and makeup
for this shit like I don't know okay this is a better angle for Tyler this
is okay at least I'm seeing a little bit more of like the side of the dress and
stuff but still I'm like it's Windsor it's Windsor and the hair is just like
it's a fucking mess it's a mess you can't tell me this is not a mess I'm sorry
you can't tell me this is not a mess
oh I love when they all do the same color I love when they all do the same
color yeah yeah well I like this one the best I like this one the best I think
and then and then that dress those are my two favorites this one and then that
one wow but they all look fucking T they all look T so cute so so cute I like
this one too actually well I like all of them I do like all of them I feel like
I just love a lace, I just love a lace moment.
Of hun- oh, okay, these are the um, K-pop Demon Hunter?
These are the- are these the K-pop Demon Hunter girls?
I love like a- an asymmetrical like pleated, like that's cute.
That's fun.
This is- ooh, this is yeah.
They all ate, they all ate in different ways, they all ate in different fonts.
They all ate in different fonts.
Yeah, I like this.
Ugh, how come would it be though if she, like, cause they kinda like, they kinda like correlated, like, I don't know if they did that on purpose, but...
I would like, I re- like, not that they have to be like a whole fucking, they all have to match, but that would have been good. That would have been good.
That would have been good, huh?
Who the hell is that?
Guess- guess-a-fullsteen? Giss-off-fullsteen?
DeSoffelstein
He's a French DJ, okay sure
Okay
He's a producer or a DJ what is what is which one?
Both okay
All right, um, no, so it's like, it's like, uh, it's like, uh, not prosthetic, but it's
like 3D printed.
Like it looks like it's like hard.
How's he breathing out of that?
I don't know.
Okay.
Queen Latifa.
Again, this is very like, this is up her alley.
This is classy.
Like you see the makeup.
You see what I'm talking about?
The makeup is gorge.
The hair is nice.
Like it's nice.
It's nice.
Okay.
Okay, we got her again
This again very up her alley, this is super up her alley. I love this like the very like fairy like
What's the word I'm looking for what's the word I'm looking for
Like a little fairy like I
Don't know I can't think of the word but
Now, no, no, no, nymph, a nymph, yes.
Very nymph, very fairy, very ethereal, yes.
That's the word I was looking for.
Yes, nymph, that very, like, yes, I love that.
Okay, she's got her Kaisa Knot book.
I love the hair.
Love the flower tying in to match the hair.
That's really cute.
blood. Okay, can I be honest with you guys? Is this a safe space or no? I'm really scared of him.
I'm really scared of him. And I'm sure he's, I'm sure he's a really nice guy.
I'm sure he's a really nice guy, but his cock is all, is always three centimeters from being out.
And I just don't know if I could trust a man like that.
I just don't know if I could trust a man like that, whose cock is always three centimeters from being out.
Cuz there's-
Cuz I need to know where he gets his pants, cuz he knows low-rise. Like he knows low-rise.
He knows low rise like bush on fucking me and not and no he's he's mowed on main baby
He's never got in bush. He's bush never to be seen
He is waxed on main he's literally waxed on main like
But you see what I'm talking about like like
Everywhere every time I've ever seen a picture of him his pants are on and they're this low
Oh.
Let me see.
Cause for those of you, okay, see now, okay, see,
but you see what I'm saying?
It's like, okay, I'm gonna say I'm scared of him
and then this is the first picture they're gonna show me.
So they're not like helping his kids.
No, he, no, no, it's not he has a long torso.
He wears his pants, so his cock is almost,
like that's what I'm trying to explain to you.
He loves a low rise and that's great.
And I love that for him.
That's what I'm trying to explain to you, like, like, this is, this is like, how is
this crack not out in the back?
And if it is more power to him, but that's just what I'm trying to say is every time
I've ever seen him, every time I've ever seen him, he's always had the lowest little pants
you've, you ever did see.
the lowest pants you ever did see.
But I don't even know if I've heard one of his songs.
So I'm just speaking of like him,
like, you know, from what I've seen the outfits and stuff.
I genuinely don't even know if I've heard one of his songs.
So I'm sure he's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, shabuzy. Well, yes
Absolutely
This is so this is so cute
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes everything. Yes. I love when a man. I love when a man puts a little
like I
Don't know like cuz I yeah, I thought the guys always just do like a suit like I like that the neck tie
It's like a cool shape. I like that. This is almost like like I'm like, I don't know
It's like a half vest. That's cool. The hat
I like that I kind of like I'm not mad at the jeans. I'm with this with this outfit. I'm not mad at the jeans
I'm like, I think the jeans I think the jeans kind of like
Tie it in in a weird way. I don't know. I kind of like it
Hey
Ham?
Who is ham?
It's country music?
Okay.
I could have guessed that, probably.
How, so how do they pronounce it?
Ham?
Hey, I'm high I'm
It's not country high I'm high I'm
Okay, me my me and my girls as Zara
Well me and the girls is Zara like
Okay, right
sure they're all wet leg look at this fucking diva get into this look at this
fucking diva look at look at everybody obviously look at everybody look at
every fucking body look at every fucking body absolutely
apsa fucking loot Lee apsa fucking loot Lee apsa fucking loot Lee everyone
ain't Benson Benson you Benson you can't come to the Grammys wearing a velvet
suit when bad bunny is wearing a velvet suit you can't do that I'm sure he didn't
I knew, I'm sure he didn't, he didn't know that.
I'm sure he didn't know that.
But out of all, out of all the outfits that you wore,
was it last year at the Grammys when he grabbed his cock?
Wasn't that last year?
Was that last year at the Grammys when he grabbed his cock?
Wow, it's been a year since that.
It's been a year since that.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Man, what are we talking about? What do you mean? You don't know what I'm talking about?
Well, hold on. I guess we're gonna go find it.
Where's the camera like slowly? Hello?
Can you do...
Bents and Don.
Grammys.
Grammys performance.
It was it was 2025
Branson Boone
What song though? How didn't he do like 20 fucking songs?
Is it this one beautiful things I
Don't think it's this one is it this one and I
Don't think it's this one is okay
All right
He apologized after he did it. Okay, so it starts off serious. Okay, hold on
Yeah
When does he grab his cock? Is it towards the end?
What pisses me off too is his voice is so fucking good too.
Look, have you heard him do like renditions of other songs?
Okay, we're not gonna watch this whole thing.
Girl, sit down! Like...
Wait, did I miss it?
No, there it is. Okay. Thank you, Benson. Thank you, Benson. Okay, perfect. But, okay,
but what pisses me off too, okay, like, listen to this, Benson Boone, didn't he do like a
Frank Sinatra or some shit? Like...
And now, the end is near, and so I face, the boy of curtain, rebrand him today!
Rebrand him today!
now
Hannah banana with the 5-finger, Hannah banana
Like, he's shooing
Like, make him a jazz guy
Make him a jazz guy
Let's hear it
Like, he's good!
Anyway, but yeah, I don't know if they rebranded him or something.
Alright, let's get back to the looks.
Let's get back to the looks.
Okay, we saw Michelle.
Allie Wong!
Her and her dang glasses.
This girl always wears her glasses.
That's cute though. That's cute
Maria always like Maria from the Maria's is that is that Maria from the Maria's?
Yes, okay, yeah
cute
Yes, she performed I
Love the gloves love the neck
That's cute. This is yeah, this is very her
This is very her
Ooh, jump scare again. Madison Beer.
Baby! Like, give me a- like, I want to see her in the Chapel Roam bus down.
Like, oh my God, like, I love her, but like, I need her, I need her.
I need her in, like, some crazy shit. Like, I need her in some crazy shit.
She's so gorgeous. Like, just put her in some, like, like, make her cut, make her cut!
Put her in some cunt shit!
But yeah, no, she's so she's so fucking gorgeous. It don't matter. She's this bitch go walk on here
What a goddamn grocery bag and she'd still like she'd still slay it all fucking matter, but
Phineas and Claudia
CUTE! This is cute!
I don't know. I think I like this. I can't really tell
But cute
Carol we saw Miss Carol absolutely stunning K-tranada
Okay, yeah, the velvet seemed to be the thing for the guys this year
The velvet seemed to be the thing
cute
Trevor Noah
Okay
this design looks like um a
Grandma's couch a little bit
But I'm you know, I'll take it but I'll take it it's a little table clothie, but that's okay. That's okay
Nicky Glaser, is it Glaser?
Nicky Glaser, Nicky Glaser?
Nicky Glaser.
She's a comedian, right?
Glacier?
This is pretty.
This is really pretty.
I like this.
This is really pretty.
I like the pointy part right here.
That's really pretty.
Glaser I hardly know.
Jack- Jack in who off? Jack in Antonoff? Jack Antonoff?
I don't know who anyone is. This isn't me.
Okay, baby, like, were you going to Erewhon or were you going to the fucking Grammys?
Who is he? Produced melodrama and T-Swift? Well, I don't-
Well, of course, I don't know who who that is. I don't know nothing about nothing about that. I don't know nothing about what's melodrama
Lord oh
I only know like three Lord
Okay, he produced Lord and then also Taylor Swift
And Sabrina and Kendrick and Lana
And doja got dang he's be everywhere he's everywhere, okay, who is it? Oh
Okay
Absolutely, okay loving the little bruce is that what they're called bruce and then Pharrell with the necklace
This, this is nice.
This is nice.
I also met Pusha T once.
I met him one time.
That is, oh, he was in the Epstein files.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean by?
Ha.
Huh.
So I shook hands with someone that's been on Epstein Island.
Okay, so let me process that for a second there.
Let me just process that information for a second.
That's actually a little, huh, okay.
In my defense, when I met him, when I met Pusha T,
it was at his concert,
and this was during the Drake and Pusha T beef,
and a friend of mine was like,
yo, I have an extra ticket to this Pusha T concert tonight.
Do you wanna come?
And I, me not knowing one Pusha T song, I was like, yeah, sure.
Okay.
And isn't he on the song?
That's that shit I don't like.
Isn't he on that?
Or what song is he on?
There's like one song where it's like a bunch of rappers and he's on it.
That was the only one that I knew.
So we go to the show, we go to the show and my friend has like fucking backstage access
or whatever the fuck.
we go in the dang dressing room in the green room and there's a guy sitting there and he's like
in slippers drinking a tea and then he like my friend he's like yo like daps him up and then I
like shake his hand and I'm like oh nice to meet you I don't know where the fuck we are who whatever
whole time and then I leave and I'm like who was that he was like that was push a tea
I was like, oh, I don't know. I just kind of came for the vibes, bro
So what did Julian just text me?
Julian just texted me and said what is this?
I've never seen that one
That is so funny. I've never seen that. I've never seen that one. That one is really fucking funny. Oh
My god. Oh Jesus Christ. Also y'all know more about like anything like then look and I'm and I'm on the internet a lot
I am on the internet a lot
But I fear for how much some of y'all are on the internet because it's like
When did this information even drop?
I'm like damn
It's Twitter. That's why it's Twitter because I don't got Twitter. It's Twitter. That must be it
That's that must be it. It's Twitter. This came out yesterday that he was a
Dang it because it's Twitter. I don't I don't got Twitter Twitter. Twitter freaks me out. I don't like that
Okay, let's see who else we got
Okay
Okay, Lee and Thomas Leon Thomas. Okay. Okay. Yes. I love a big baggy pant like that
But like it but like in still a way that like is fitting. You know what I mean? This is good
This is good. I like that. That's cute
That's cute
Okay
Keshia again, we already saw hers Chrissy Teigen and John legend
She just irritates me so fucking bad like I don't even want to oh
Oh, yes, yes, the fuck, yes, this is so good, this is so good, look at that, like, the shimmer
on it, the fit, the hair, the makeup, gorge, this is really good, this is really good,
love it, love it, love it, Paris, hell, and like, oh my god, good, this is good, this
This is gorgeous, love the little jewelry over the glove.
Love the neckline of this.
This is, yeah, this is good.
This is good, this is good, this is good.
Buster Rhymes, ah!
I like this, this is nice.
A velvet, I'm telling you, velvet is the thing.
Velvet is the thing this year.
Velvet, hairline crisp as hell.
Velvet is the thing for the guys.
No! Okay, no!
Let me just digest it for a second. Okay
John Batiste. Okay, I
Like it. No, I like it. So who is this though? Could someone tell me who this is?
He does jazz, okay
Okay, I
I think I would have liked it with some different pants.
Like tie the pants into it somehow.
You know what I mean?
Tie the pants into it somehow.
Cause I feel like the pants just give normal pants.
If we tied the pants into it,
I think it could have been really cool.
Noah Cahan.
Okay.
So who's this?
It's just con.
Stick season singer.
What's stick season?
What is stick season?
Seasons of the sticks?
What are you talking about?
I really don't think I'm going to know this song.
I genuinely don't think I'm going to know this song.
As you promised me that I was more than all the miles
Combine your monster, hide yourself and change your heart back
Halfway through the drive, cause your voice
Tilt off exactly as you passed my exit sign
Half my fault, but I just like to play the victim I'll drink
Alcohol, till my friends come home for Christmas
And I'll dream each night of some third day
Oh, that I had that old hat that I could
Can't talk about the darkness I am
Now you still can't call me back and I'm the Birdman, best to see another strip tonight
So I'm here to mom see-
I've never heard that a day in my life.
I have never heard that a day in my life.
I'm sorry to that man.
I've never heard that a day in my life.
Where was that at?
Tick-tock?
I've never heard that a day in my life.
The radio doesn't look like I listen to the fucking radio
Genuinely, do you listen to the radio?
Okay
Okay, I get at work if you have no other option if you have no other option then yes
Yes, but do you willingly listen to the radio?
Really?
Okay, some of you are saying yes though.
Most of you are saying no, but some people are saying yes.
Yeah, I never heard that song.
Never heard that song.
Okay
Brandy Carlisle, okay, who's this? I don't know who he is. Who's this? Obviously a lesbian
But I like the fit
She does folk lesbian folk music gay country singer
hell yes you don't know brandy either no baby I don't know anybody like y'all
know this y'all should have known this about me I don't know nobody I don't
know any celebrity ever I don't know any celebrity ever and it's not even me
trying to be I just don't I just don't know anybody who's ever lived on this
planet like as a celebrity I just don't okay that's all of them okay let's see
you know what I mean we can do it okay guess the celebrity game let's do that
guess the celebrity game see if there's any guess the celebrity okay guess the
celebrity by picture. Okay, great. Oh, shit. Okay. It's
timed. Okay. Fuck. Okay, let me okay. Let's start with the
first one. Okay, ready? I'm already losing. Okay, Ed
Sheeran. Okay, um, Katy Perry. Let's do the easy ones. Don't
Tell me, I'm not looking at the chat.
Jennifer Lopez.
Rapist.
Pedophile.
Beyonce.
Chrissy Teigen.
We're just talking about her.
Did I spell it wrong?
Fuck!
Fuck, I don't know how to spell her name.
Okay, Flaming, Flaming Rita with the five gifted.
Okay, that's Tom Hanks.
Wanted to be a citizen, so she sucked off the rapist pedophile.
And she didn't even get the,
and she didn't even get the dang.
Like girls up you. Oh god. Adam Sandler.
Why are all the killers on here?
I would say a word, but I would say a word that I think would get me bad. Okay.
So I just want to end, end with an I.
Selena Gomez.
Jamie Foxx.
George Clooney.
Adele.
Okay, let's start with him.
I know who that is.
That's, uh, that's, uh, okay, we'll come back to him.
We'll come back to him.
I, okay, I know that's Chrissy Teigen, so I'm gonna figure out how to spell her name.
Oh, okay, guys, how the fuck you spell it?
Okay, thank you.
What's his name, dang it, uh?
Isn't he like in politics too, this guy?
Uh.
Right.
Okay, we'll come back to him, this guy.
Okay, can I give up?
cruise that was Tiger Woods they tried to throw me up I recognize the face but
they didn't show me a picture of him in his damn and his damn um if they show me
a picture of him in a little polo I wouldn't know exactly who that was they
tried to throw me up Ricky Ricky Gervais would have never guessed that menu
menu Phil Dell Julia Roberts okay Isaac Hansen would have never guessed would
would never guess would never guess okay let's do the next one okay here we go
Jay-Z I'm gonna go in order be up what's his name I'm Ben Stiller Jennifer
Aniston right Chris Humphrey he's Chris something Chris Chris that's Chris
Yes, baby, that's Chris.
We're gonna come back to Chris.
Damn, this whole row, wait, she looks familiar.
Give me a better picture, who's that?
Okay, we're gonna have to come back to that row.
Okay, see ya.
Mariah.
I'm not looking at the chat, Josh Hutcherson.
Bad picture of him.
That's not Josh Hutcherson.
Is that not Josh Hutchison?
Okay, Jim Carrey.
Emma Stone?
Emma...
Emma
Please stop no, no, I know who that is I know who that is I know who that is I
Know who that is that's um Emma. Hey, that's Emma
Is that not an Emma? Okay, let me come back to her
Marilyn Monroe
It's all her name wrong
Miley
Um, Johnny Depp.
Uh, fuck.
I know her.
Chris Hemsworth.
That's his name, right?
Yes!
Who the hell is that?
It's like an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Is that him?
Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Okay.
It is.
Okay, but how do you know?
Swar...
Schwartz?
How does he spell it?
Schwartz
Okay, so everyone's spelling it different careful spawn truck. No, okay
Who is this I know you
I'm not gonna let this one go
Did I say Emma Roberts
That's not her either
Is that not a emma
Wait, that her mindy
That's her mindy, right I
Give up I
Give up. I
Knew it was an Emma
Kira Knightley, Doola Peep, that was acting Doola, that's a whole land of bloom!
KJ Appa, Tyka Wattiti, Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford.
Is it it's not Apple Apple
What the fuck is his name, he said Daya.
I don't know who that is, Briggs.
What the fuck is his name, he said Daya, I don't know who that is, Briggs, I don't
I don't know who that is, Brittney!
Okay, uh, Leo!
Dr. Phil!
Zac Efron!
I'm on a roll.
What the fuck is this white lady?
Um, um, is that Morgan Freeman?
Yes.
Oh, um
No, okay, I was gonna say something I don't want to be wrong. I was gonna say okay
I was gonna say something I don't want to be wrong. I don't want to be judged if this is not wrong
Okay, it was Meryl Streep, okay. Oh
That's um she looked different in that picture that they put a wig on her
That's a Hunger Games. That's Emma Stone. That is Emma. That's her name is Jennifer. Jennifer.
That's a Jennifer. Jennifer Hudson.
Jennifer?
That's a Jennifer. I know it's a Jennifer.
Lawrence! Jennifer Lawrence! That's her, right?
Yes, um, oh
What's that? What's that little freaks name?
I'm gonna come back to him. Um, oh
Steal that love steal that love for bread
You Jackman, okay, uh
Hello Robin Williams
She looked familiar she looks familiar
Okay, I gotta give up I don't know. I don't know but Nicole Kidman Chris Pratt
Steven Adams
Jacinda Arden who did Ardern Bradley Cooper?
Anna Kendrick, Emma Thompson, David Walliams, Amy Adams.
I wouldn't have gotten none of those.
I wouldn't have gotten any of those.
Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten...
Okay, let's do...
Keep it going.
Elton John!
Kim Kardashian.
Oh my God, Holly...
I know her name, I know her name. Sophia? She's spelled it with an F or a P-H-I-A. Sophia?
Sophia. Okay, I forget her last name. We're going to come back. Sophia. Is that Chris
Prague again? Nope. Okay. Who are all these people I've never seen before in my life?
share and share. That's Kamiya Kameyo. Ariyanka. That's, um, is that Magic Johnson?
hold on no who is that Michael Jordan please go Michael how the fuck do you
smell Michael okay that was how you spell it whoopee I'm sorry about that it
It was MJ though, that was where I got confused.
Nick Jonas.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
Dolly Parton.
Eddie Murphy?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
And it's like David Beckham.
Yep, okay, I'm the goat. Okay, Sophia Vergara, is that what it is? Yes. Okay, I've never
seen this man before a day in my fucking life. I don't know who that is. I couldn't tell
you who that is either. Couldn't tell you who that is, couldn't tell you who that is.
She looks familiar.
Never seen that man a day in my life.
This looks like it could be my real estate agent.
Sorry, I don't know who the fuck that man is.
I'm giving up.
Sir Peter Jackson, sir.
Okay, I'm my bad big dog.
Jessica Alba.
Ben Affleck.
That's who that is.
Ben Affleck.
Steven Spielberg.
Matt Damon.
Kelly Clarkson.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry Scarlett Johansson, how does she spell it, does she spell it
Eddie Murphy again?
Okay. Billy Ray.
Demi.
Lindsay.
Usher.
Diesel Vindy.
Diesel Vin Diesel
Who fuck are some of these people?
That's
I'm sorry to everybody else on here. I'm sorry to everybody else on here
I'm gonna have to call I'm gonna have to throw in the towel
Liam Neeson Natalie Portman Kate Shepherd Emma Watkins Sigourney weaver
Sigourney Jonah Lomu Jim Hawick Julie Andrews shit
I've heard these names. I've heard these names
Okay, so I think we did all of these ones so now
What if we did something let's see
Let's do give me a random one. Oh
Crowdsource general knowledge 21 sure
Or on what holiday are most people, okay, so they already lost me, okay, so maybe,
let's do a different website, let's do a different one.
I want one that's like one question at a time.
I don't like this whole, like I want one question at a time.
Quiz, quizzes.
Like what's a good one?
Check for the dono.
Sorry about that. Let me see.
Leo! Leo with a $50 dono.
Hi Nella, love you so much. You deserve the world and inspire so many.
Can you watch Billy Eilish's acceptance speech?
Also, fuck Ice and fuck the giant morbidly obese Cheeto in office.
Leo with a $50 dono. Thank you so much.
We will wa- yeah, I could- uh, if it's already up somewhere, I could watch.
I'm sure it is.
But thank you for the $30 dono and we will look at it.
We will react to more of the Grammy stuff in a second, but thank you so much.
For the $50 don't know, um, quiz, quizzes as a teacher, quizzes is goaded, quizzes, quizzes, quizzes,
teacher AI.
I use that one. Okay, we're gonna do another one.
Um, wait, wait, that's just for, you get to sign up for it too.
I don't know.
And they have like AI version of it or something.
I don't think it's the whole thing.
Okay.
Um, quiz.
What other ones?
Quiz.
Quiz it.
They re-randed.
Dang it.
Kahoo.
Everybody is going to start talking about Kahoo.
Kahoo.
Kahoo always is confusing when I try to do it.
Okay.
Discover the best.
I don't understand Kahoot. Like, what the fuck am I looking at?
No, I don't like this one.
Like, what's this like a website that just has quizzes, bro?
Sportical?
That was sportical. Play fun trivia on every topic.
Okay. Nice. Sporkel. Okay, let's do...
Wait, okay, I'm confused.
Finish the company name?
I
Dear snail squirrel bear dear snail squirrel bear
What star where you getting star for oh
My god, okay, no, I don't like that one. I wanted
Okay, I thought I had to like type it in or something okay
countries of Europe oh
No, I got okay. No, I
Thought it was gonna be see that one. I thought okay, so I thought I
Thought that one was gonna be multiple
Okay. Let's do... I need some more pictures. Let's see newest quizzes.
Disney character.
Oh
Oh, oh I have to do I have to make the name
Minnie Mouse
Captain Hook
Briar blush
Briar, okay. I'm gonna come back to Briar chicken little Christopher
Robin Cruella Deville Donald duck
Ferry godmother, Flynn Ryder, isn't that his name, Friar Tuck, Grandmother Toad, grandmother,
who the hell is grandma, grandmother who?
I'm going to come back, Odie, I feel like it's grandmother Odie, nope.
hero hero six well isn't that his name and hero like from big hero six hero hero what
was his last name though hero hamada yeah you're right miss miss cat miss
Oh, okay, MOTHER?
MOTHER?
I don't want to be wrong, okay, Mr. FROG.
Mr. Toad?
That was Mr. FROG, is there a FROG?
Mr. Toad?
Yes.
Misses
Misses Peter Rabbit what?
What do you mean oh pan professor
Coming back to that one reluctant
reluctant
Robin Hood
scat
Sean Shear
Snow White
Tinker Bell
Wreck-It Ralph
Damn wait what the fuck
Okay Jiminy Cricket
Wait did I miss that whole row
Oh, Jessica, Jessica, Rabbit, John, Smith, Jose, Jose, this one, Judy, Judy, Judy,
Hops King
Carolina King
Strighten Lady Chai Lady
Lady Rose Lady I don't want to get it wrong because then it tells you a lady okay no mad Hatter
Magic Mike
Magic
carpet. I'll show you a magic carpet. Mama. Mama. Mama Odie. Yes. March. I didn't look.
I didn't look.
Mama, I'll grow behind you.
I'll grow behind you. March Madness. March.
March.
March Cat. March Badun. March Bianca. March Dragon.
March Mim. March Porter. March Potts. March Hair.
March Con. March Radigan. March Rose.
March Tremaine. March You. March Willow.
None of those sound right.
Miss.
Rose, Miss, Miss Potts, Miss Porter, Miss Mim, fuck you.
Okay, let's do Professor, you, Professor, Professor Conn, Professor Willow, Professor
Rattigan. Reluctant. Reluctant.
Gothel. Okay, reluctant Mim.
Okay, so you can only get a certain amount wrong. Okay.
What was the reluctant? Who was reluctant?
Who was reluctant?
Rose was reluctant, reluctant Rose, okay, RR. Flip it around. Stupid bitch. Okay. Alright,
let's do another one. Six faces in 15. Can you pick the six famous persons or characters
named in the clues in 15 seconds? Absolutely I can. Bojack Horseman right there. Ernest
timing way. Joan jet. Frida, Spike Lee, Bob Marley, boom, boom next. Wait, that was it?
That was the whole test? Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, wait, there's more. Desmond Tutu. Him?
Oh fuck. Okay. Jody Foster. Alex Rodriguez. That's Buddy Holly. That's Buddy Holly slash Anna. Shit.
He was Desmond Tutu.
You see low green flick Mel Brooks
Okay, let's just do the next one, just go ahead and just go ahead and have the next one.
Virginia Woolf
Gepetto Ella Fitzgerald. No, that's Ella Fitzgerald Alice Cooper
What Barack Obama that's Alice who's Alice
That's Alice Cooper, this person!
Oh my god.
I'm so wet.
Rory McElroy.
Rory McElroy?
Um, him.
Joe Rivers.
That's Joe Rivers.
Eater's.
Oh my angel of hands, Bruce.
Boom right at the buzzer beater buzzer beater I got that one
Dinos Queen Latifah Queen Victoria Emma Watson Emma Stone
Me and my emas
Michael B. Jordan Roger Federer Roger Federer
I think I'll be a page. Justin Trudeau, is that him? Ebenezer Scrooge, Kanye West. Lupita,
Frankenstein's monster. Ross, Jeff Gordon, Scatman, Crawler's, Tina Turner, Boom, Easy.
What was another dono?
Teddy Bear Taxidermy with the $50 dono.
Never donated to a streamer a day in my life,
but just wanted to say that there's a website called
the D-L-E-S that has 600 plus quiz games. Love you.
The D-L-E-S? The D-L.
Thank you so much Teddy Bear Taxidermy for the $50 dono.
Okay, let's flip that one up.
The D.L.E.S.
Discover 600 free daily games. You were literally not wrong about that.
There is literally 600 free daily games.
Okay.
What do we got?
Card games. They got poker on here?
They got poker on here?
Guess the house I mean guess the house guess the price of its house. Oh, that could be fun
You get six guesses in total
Two ups means your guess is more than 50% too low one up means your guess is too low within 50%
Okay, got it
Okay, Cambridge is that Ontario
Where the hell is that?
Cambridge, oh, and wait, New Orleans?
Why is it showing me?
Okay.
Let me get a look at this house, okay?
Cambridge, Ontario, okay, so it's in Canadian money.
So this is in Canadian money, it's going to be higher than American money.
So I'm going to imagine that this house in Ontario, I'm going to say that this house
goes for about $850,000.
Wait so wait, I already forgot what that means.
That means I guess too low.
But I'm within 50%.
So I need to go lower or I need to go higher.
It's lower.
I need to go lower.
Okay.
So I'm okay.
Oh, this is the inside of the house.
Okay.
So I'm going to say 650,000.
Dang!
Still lower than that.
Okay.
I'm gonna say 500, I'm gonna say 500,000, higher than five, lower than 650.
I'm gonna say 600.
Now I'm going to say 575.
This house sold for 574.888.
I like this one.
Okay.
Dang.
Okay.
But dang, okay.
That was fun. That was literally fun and now I have to pay for it.
That was fun and now I have to pay for it.
Or I could do a one-time donation.
Make a one-time donation. Okay, what's the donation?
Ten dollars.
Oh, but it's just for this game.
I'm gonna pay ten dollars for that.
Try Scrandle.
Thrilling daily game of food comparison.
View?
Exotic and delicious scran from around the world. Guess which scran is superior?
Wait, what?
So what am I doing?
What am I doing?
You vote with the majority on what food looks better.
looks better okay so I'm going on what people think look okay well this one's
already pissing me off because this one's blurry so obviously people are
gonna say that one
oh god this is like shit on a fucking ass of course that one looks better
oh my okay what these are both these are both just awful these are both this is
terrible
This is terrible and I know I know this shit. I know this shit gotta be what is it FC? Where's FC at?
Or there's there's I was gonna say this shit gotta be in the UK or some shit. I'm gonna say people thought this one looked better though. Yeah
Okay
If it's mostly Americans playing this they're gonna say even even the dry dog looking bad. What really the doodoo fries? Oh
This looks way better what you're stupid y'all are crazy
Okay, okay
Okay
These are both
Fucking bad, but it looks like he would kill me. This looks like he would kill me
I'm gonna go with the cheesy chips you guys are crazy that hot dog is gray. That is a great hot dog. Oh
Absolutely this chicken and the chicken and mac and the little toast absolutely that
Just a fucking coffee and so okay, well this looks
What even is this it's not a coffee though I
I guess I'll go with that. Okay. Fuck you. I was hungry not thirsty. Oh
Crispy tofu nuggets purple Korean corn dog. I'm gonna go with the crispy tofu nuggets. Thank you very much
Double double cheeseburger or this is just Bifana
This is hard because I look this roll that roll looks good that roll is a nice roll, but the sandwich itself looks dry
I would like a little maybe some sauce maybe a little like some sort of
Vegetable like a lettuce in here or something so I'm gonna go with the burger for this one. Yeah, I
Am gonna go with the burger
Okay, I like that a lot. Can I do another one or do I have to pay a million dollars to do it? Oh
My fucking God
Hold on because I just need to I need to come up here for this I
Need you to look at that. I need you to get a look at that. Is this a joke I
Would eat bread with lard and onions over whatever the hell
This monstrosity is any day of the week.
I'm sorry, what the hell is going on in England?
What is going on in England?
See, it says England, so don't come for me.
What is going on over there?
Six percent.
Okay.
I'd go with the fries.
Yeah.
Okay, we got another one.
Okay, this must be a popular dish, the onion lard bread.
But I'm gonna go, this looks good.
We got some chicken, we got some mac,
we got some broccoli and some little roll.
I'm gonna go with that for sure.
Chorizo sandwich.
Okay, baby, is the chorizo in the room with us?
Oh yeah, chicken chips with buffalo fries.
A thousand percent.
Um...
Fai-fai-faiow-tropiero-meal-fai-
Okay, but Nutella crepe.
Ooh, but a Nutella crepe is fucking good.
But this looks better.
Like, this looks yummier.
But a Nutella crepe is good.
But they didn't- that picture didn't do any justice.
Chicken and fries.
Or the- the Chinese box all the way.
That looks way better.
Bacon sandwich.
Okay, so just bacon and bread, or the cheesy hot dog.
Okay, call me crazy, I think the cheesy hot dog.
I think the cheesy hot dog. Hey! I win!
Hot, okay, baby, that is going to kill me.
This is, look at that. Why is half of it gray? No, give me this.
Okay, that cheeseburger also looks a little questionable, but I'm going to take that.
Take that she up what?
Oh, give me that.
Mm.
Absolutely.
Sausage row.
I've always wanted to try one of those.
Or the Lord's Burger.
Give me the Lord's Burger.
Okay.
Let me do another one.
Solid chips, loaded fries, loaded fries, those look better.
Chicken and chips, buffalo chicken tenders and fries, absolutely the buffalo chicken tenders
and fries, like these so serious.
fries loaded with a whole bunch of bullshit or cob with chips and sausage
what the fuck is that cob with chips and so okay how is everyone in the UK not
70 million pounds because all they eat is bread and I eat a lot of bread I eat a
a lot of bread. But all they eat, I just made some bullshit! Is it because there's not
90 million preservatives and fucking rat fucking ankles and pesticides and their shit like ours
And fucking
Yes, you heard me rat ankles they put rat ankles in our shit
They literally put rat ankles in our shit.
Yes.
All of it.
The bottom rat ankle.
Cause they're so small.
I didn't think it would actually go.
That delusy.
I didn't think it would swallow and raffle it.
Oh, is he okay?
Wait, I just-
Yeah!
Wait, oh, arthritic rat!
Wait, no, he has-
I don't know anything about this picture.
This is really funny, the quality of it.
Wait, there's more- there's more angles.
Oh, the rat angle!
Oh, fuck!
But he's fine, though. He's okay.
I'm sorry. Oh, oh, this is okay. This isn't after week two. Okay, so we're going down the rock
Let's see. Okay after week three. Can we get week three? Dare I say?
Right ankle?
Okay, I have to read and look okay new challenge
No, I'm dead serious new challenge. I
have to this is
This is only picture five. I have to go through all 17 of these pictures and read the captions in non
laugh. Okay, new challenge.
Let me get it out of my system! Let me get it out of my system! Let me get it out of my system first! Wait, let me get my water. Hold on. You have a look at the rat ankle. I'm going to get my water.
Hold on.
Don't move.
Don't move
OK.
I have tears in my fucking eyes.
Stop.
It's the stupidest shit that I've been getting me broke.
This is no way.
They're not dead.
He's not dead.
He just has arthritis.
They're not dead, he's not dead, he just has arthritis.
Who said he was dead?
He has arthritis and they're fixing his ankle joint of arthritic control rat at the second
week right ankle joint of arthritic wrap treated with
If you lack Touka, extract at the second week.
Right ankle joint at the third week.
Right ankle joint of the arthritic rat at the third week.
Right ankle joint of arthritic rat treated with u-lactica extract at the third week.
Wow!
Effect of u-lactica extract on serum 1L1B level in arthritic rats as various periods.
Okay, some more.
Okay, I think I'm okay.
I think we are away from the rest of the pictures of the feet.
I think the rest is just showing their findings of everything.
Wow, this is great.
Oh, thymus of arthritic rat treated with eulactica, showing no histopathological changes.
Wow.
So they cured rat arthritis, is what you're telling me?
So they cured rat arthritis.
That's really awesome.
Wow.
I'm so happy for them.
i'm really really happy
who man that she was i'm sorry wrangles really just got me good
that should really just got me good
okay
we discovered
we just got really off track there i've literally have tears my eyes
i have tears my eyes
why are we crying
rat ankles
and this is why twitch streamers matter and no one to your right has been cured
and nobody knew
and all this time
just got here why are you crying
rat ankles
i don't know how else to explain it
i don't know how else to explain it's i'm not going to go over it again
I'm just gonna show you, I'll show you, I'll leave you with one more picture.
I'll leave you with one more picture.
We find a good one.
Whoa, okay, wait, this is not what I...
But speaking of these guys, what the hell are these?
Speaking of ankle, these guys got an ankle on them.
These motherfuckers got quite the ankle on them
Jerboa
Oh my god, he's...the hell's wrong with that one!
What the hell?
Oh my god.
so cute. I love these little guys. They're so adorable. Look at it. He uses his little
tail to stand on it. Wow. Look at this angle. Holy fucking shit. Hi, Mama Chic. My sister
Belle loves you so much and watches you every day. I was just wondering if you
could say hi. Keep being amazing Queen XOXO and fuck ice from Canada. Abigail
with the $50 don't know thank you so much. Also hello to your sister Belle.
Hi Belle. Hope you're watching right now and having a fun time looking at rat
ankles. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here Belle and Abigail. Thank
for the $50 don't know. Yes, Billy Eilish's speech. We could watch that. Oops. Okay, so not Etsy.
So I'm not going to buy, I'm not going to buy a rat.
Grammy's 2026 speech.
Thank you so much. Um, oh, I can't believe this. Hello, Billy.
Oh my whole shit just froze. Oh hello am I still here with you? Dang she froze my
whole shit. Billy. What the fuck? Oh okay. Dang she crashed my whole shit. The rat
ankles plus Billie Eilish, it could not handle it. It could not handle it.
Thank you so much. I can't believe this. Everyone else in this category are so
amazing. I love you so much. I feel so honored every time I get to be in this
room and as grateful as I feel I honestly don't feel like I need to say anything
but that no one is illegal on stolen land.
Yeah, it's just really hard to know what to say and what to do right now and I just,
I feel really hopeful in this room and I feel like we just need to keep fighting and speaking
up and protesting and our voices really do matter and the people matter and fuck ice
This is all I want to say, sorry.
Yeah!
Thank you so much, I can't believe this.
Did they have to bleep that?
Aw.
Kendra and SZA went record of the year!
And share!
I'm going to hold a bunch of nice people, get on the stage at the same time.
Why the hell was SZA not in the fucking pictures of all the looking at her?
No, no, no, no, I don't want you to do it.
Mays this last year?
What's this year?
Ladies and gentlemen, sound wave.
SZA!
Sound wave!
First and foremost.
Who's this fine shirt?
Sorry.
Let's give a shout out to the late, great, Luther Vandross.
Yeah!
Never too much, never too much, never too much!
Never too much!
Yep! Never too much, never too much, never too much!
That was my number one song.
It's very, very, very important that she's the integrity of this record.
I'm the producer of it along with my guy, Bridge, Wade, Jack, Antonoff,
I know you're out there, M-Tech.
Wait, Jerry was supposed to say Luther, Luther, and she said Luther Van Dross.
No, the fuck she did. She did not.
did not. Oh my god. Amazing. I'm not going to take up too much time out of it. Everybody
speak. Share Luther. Grammys. How was it being a part of the moment of the night? Listen,
i mean it was such a pleasure to have miss hill reach out about that that was a
she called her she reached out to you texted me about it and uh... you know it
baby what okay i need to see the full clip hold on girl i need to see the full clip
I need to see the full clip.
Oh!
They told me it was going to be Alan.
Thank you.
Thank you. I guess I was supposed to walk off there.
Alright. I hope to walk off there.
Can we get you to announce the nominees?
I could do it, but it's not the same.
I don't have the trumpet.
Welcome back, sure, everybody.
Did they not like tell him?
Is she good?
Wait, so what? Oh
That was that was
That was something that was something that was definitely something
That was definitely something I
Saw bad bunny speech we could watch it again though. I saw that on tiktok. We see bad bunny
But didn't he just win another one?
Acceptance.
Didn't he just win another one?
Twenty-twenty-six.
Oh, he's crying.
Puerto Rico.
Yes!
Oh, Sabrina! Don't look at him like that.
Don't look at him like that.
When I tell you that we are much bigger than 100 for 35.
And there is nothing that we can't achieve.
Thank God.
Thank the academy.
Thank all the people who have believed in me.
I'll translate. I'll translate.
Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, I am so grateful, I am
so very grateful.
Venti Cinco, hold on. Venti Cinco. Venti Uno dos tres, Cuatro Cinco. Venti. Venti Cinco, okay.
25. Right, okay. I am so grateful for the Grammy for 2025.
for this album of 2025.
Y no existe nada que no podamos lograr, gracias a Dios.
Thank you to you.
Gracias a la academia.
Thank you to the academy.
Gracias a la persona que han creído en mí
durante toda mi carrera.
Thank you.
A todas las personas que trabajaron en este álbum.
Gracias, mami, por el París, me por el Torrillo.
Thank you to my mom.
Thank you to Puerto Rico.
I love you.
I want to dedicate this award to all the people that had to leave their homeland, their country
to follow, their dreams, para todas las personas que han perdido y ser queridos y aún así
han tenido que seguir hacia adelante y continuar con mucha fuerza este premio para ustedes.
Gracias por tanto amor, los quiero.
What did he say at the end? What did he say at the end there?
And then there was another one. Let me see. Is this the one that I saw on Chitcha?
Before I say thanks to God, I'm gonna say eyes out.
We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans and we are Americans.
Also, I want to say to the people, I know it's tough to know, not to hate on these days.
And I was thinking, sometime we get contaminados.
I don't know how to say that in English.
hate get more powerful with more hate the only thing that is more powerful than
hate is love is love
so please we need to be different if we fight we have to do it with love if yeah
we done hate them we love our people we love our family and that's the way to do
it we'd love you forget that please yes thank you thank you God thank you
Benito. And thank you to the Academy.
Benito!
What else happened? Did anything else happen that I missed?
anything else happened at the Grammys that I missed?
what about Jelly Roll? Jelly Roll what?
he's a killer. he's not the killer. what do you say?
I know they're going to try to kick me off here, so just let me try to get this out.
First of all, Jesus, I hear you and I'm listening, Lord, I am listening, Lord.
Second of all, I want to thank my beautiful wife.
I would have never changed my life without you.
I'd have ended up dead or in jail.
I'd have killed myself if it wasn't for you and Jesus.
I thank you for that.
I thank you for my label, Boke and Bo, Country Radio, baby.
What's up, y'all?
John Manili, we did it, baby.
There was a time in my life, y'all, that I was, I was broken.
That's why I wrote this album.
I didn't think I had a chance, y'all.
There was days that I thought the darkest things,
I was a horrible human.
There was a moment in my life that all I had
was a Bible this big and a radio the same size
and a six by eight foot cell.
And I believed that those two things could change my life.
I believed that music had the power to change my life
and God had the power to change my life.
And I wanna tell y'all right now,
Jesus is for everybody.
Jesus is not owned by one political party.
Jesus is not owned by no music label.
Jesus is Jesus and anybody can have a relationship with him.
I love you Lord.
Okay.
Great.
Right.
And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's good. Yeah, it was the way he said it. I
I feel like the way he said it, I was just like,
oh, okay, let's tone it down a little bit.
That's all.
Let's see.
You know what, like you go, like you go, why not?
Okay, why not?
Performances.
Jesus up there, what the hell, sure.
Jesus is just like, damn it, what the hell is wrong with her?
I'm trying to see what else.
I'm missing, I'm sure.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Anyone, anything else?
Any other things?
I don't wanna, I don't wanna watch performances.
I don't really wanna watch performances.
Do not watch Cat's Eye, please.
Okay, well now that you're saying that I wanna watch it,
why not?
Why not?
Um, scissor's speech?
Scissor's speech.
Brandy.
When would she talks, the one with chair?
This is what happens when a whole bunch of nice people get on the stage at the same time,
and we're all like, no, no, no, I don't want to.
I just want to say thank you to Kendrick for lifting me up.
I just am a small part of this record,
But what I really wanted to say is, please don't fall into despair.
I know that right now is a scary time.
I know the algorithms tell us that it's so scary and all is lost.
There's been world wars, there's been plagues, and we have gone on.
We can go on.
We need each other.
We need to trust each other and trust ourselves, trust your heart.
We're not governed by the government, we're governed by God.
And I thank you so much.
So God bless you, that's all I want to say.
That's right.
With that being said we're gonna continue to move like that Luther forever Cheryl. Thank you so much if you out there listening
Watching we appreciate you bottom our hearts Luther forever. Thank y'all
Oh, that was
Mr. Jack, that was Mr. Jack him off. Oh
Mr. Jack them off
Okay, now I see what you're talking about
Well, what else?
I saw the Nicki Shade too, let me see Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj, Trevor, Noah.
Nicki Minaj is not here, she is not here.
Trevor Noah is back.
Girl, if you don't like, I don't want the damn, I want the fucking clip of the thing happening.
There's so many stars in this room, I feel like I'm at Jeff Bezos' wedding, but with
many way more black people, you know what I mean?
Important issues was arrested.
Back in 1999, the president had had a sex scandal.
People thought computers were about to destroy the world, and Diddy was arrested.
Okay, you see a short.
Nicki Minaj is not here, she is not here.
I love this, I love this.
Um, she is-
I'm not glad you said not much is changed, though.
She is still at the White House with Donald Trump,
discussing very important issues.
Actually, Nicki, I have the biggest ass.
I have it. Everybody's saying it, Nicki.
I know they say it to you, but it's me.
Wop, wop, wop. Look at it, look at it, baby.
Nicki Minaj does not-
Wop, wop, wop. It's crazy.
Wop, wop, wop.
My g- that's not even herself.
What the fuck? I can't. Oh, that is fucking silly. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh, Lola Young? Did she have a speech? Lola Young.
Grammy. Is that her first Grammy?
Aw, let me see.
I don't know what to say because I don't have any speech prepared.
Obviously I don't, it's messy, do you know what I mean?
I don't know what to say, thank you so much.
Obviously you can tell by my fucking, sorry, sorry, sorry.
My face, that I'm very, very grateful for this.
Maybe we did it on my love you, I love you everybody, everybody, everybody.
I just love her so bad. I just love her so bad. She's so cute. Oh my god, that's sweet. That's sweet
I'm just gonna type in Grammy
2026 and see what pops up
Okay
The best of the glam bots, let's see
Okay that was cheap. Yeah that was cheap. That was cheap. Bad Bunny. Alright. Why did
Everybody in the background though, like...
Wow...
Cute!
Okay, okay, yes, okay, little flick in the dress, a little flick in the dress, yes, T.
Hey, yes, girl.
Hey, okay, Jamie Foxx.
That's what I like to see.
You'll have it a little fun with it, you know?
What was I say?
This was cute.
Oh, they all said it.
EJ.
Oh, it's all of them, they're so, like, uh, they fall from the wall, so it's a good one.
Oh, hold on! Run that one back!
That's the best one, yeah! That's the best one!
That's the best one yet
Like give me nothing like come on
Yes, wait, it's she um, this is she she's like the tiktok girl, right?
Period
Looks great
Is she still dating the guy
Oh she, oh my god, um, she's from Love Island too.
Looks good.
Okay, that's, that's a dress.
That's definitely a dress.
All the Love Island people, dang!
Should I, I wanna go on next season?
Where's my Grammy invite?
Oh, okay.
Yes, girl.
Okay, yep.
Yes, T.
Yep.
Brandy.
Wow!
Gorge.
Hello V. Hello V.
You.
Benson!
Yes, Benson.
Give it to him.
Mighty Gloom.
Okay, girl.
All right.
Put the 900 teeth away.
You kind of see that.
I'm a little scared.
I'm going to skip this one.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm going to skip this one.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm going to skip this one.
Okay?
Okay, I'm gonna scare one out for another. Okay.
Let's scare it still.
The body's fucking crazy.
So good.
I don't know, I just really don't know much about this one, so.
There it is, yes, yes, yes, yes.
J Balvin, will of course.
Cute.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Like you're telling me nobody else really did anything like fun?
I want to see like, just want to do a freaking flip.
Like, okay, here we go. Yeah, flip the dress around. Yeah, have fun with it.
Yeah
Have fun with it.
Give us, give us your, your best glam, uh.
Well, how would I do, okay, well, hold on, I'd have to...
How about I do it? Can I make it go in slow motion? I don't think I could do that.
I want to go in slow motion. I wish I could put filters on this.
I should put filters on this. Just pretend slow-mo.
Thank you.
Grammy invites running away from you. Okay, I should behave. I should actually behave because
what if there's a possibility maybe next year you never know. Hey, if I start my music career
now, if I start my music career now, two plus two and then play. Hey. So, carry the four.
So hey, never know they don't think I want a Grammy they don't think I want a Grammy hey
hey someone said pull a plaque boy Max did he win was it he nominated he was talking
about that stripper awards did he win his nope oh they don't think I want to
Grammy and they don't think I want a Grammy. They don't think I want a Grammy.
Oh never ending midnight so oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you see what
I said about the Grammys no like no I don't like like no no no I don't give a
fuck not like no snow hood of shade like I just don't how do y'all know
everything that's ever come out of every person's mouth ever ever in the
world like it's just y'all be like did you hear y'all be like did you hear what
My cousin's uncle's aunt's sister's
I'm like, how did y'all, like, oh, like, what?
Fuck.
Y'all be like, did you hear of Michael Jackson's
son's girlfriend?
What the fuck?
How did you find that out?
How, like, how did you find that out?
It's Twitter, man.
Twitter is scary.
Okay, but what did she say?
Now I'm curious to know what she said.
What did she say about the, what did she say about the Grammys?
Well, did you hear it?
What did she say?
She just said she didn't want to go until she was nominated, I think.
Oh, okay.
Has she even have music out?
Does she have any music out?
That's it. That's all she said. Okay. Yeah, she can sing. She I've seen clips of her singing.
Someone said she said you bald. I'm crying. Okay. Um, okay. Unnecessary. Okay. I guess.
Oh my god.
So yeah, man Twitter's a scary place, it really is.
It really is.
I'll never get that Godforsaken app.
I will never get that app.
That app scares the fuck out of me.
I will never get that app.
That app scares the shit out of me.
Why do we still have that app? Why do we still have that app?
It's freaking rage bait and it's run by Elon Musk. I don't know why people use that up. I don't
know why people use that app. It's scary and I hate it so bad. I really don't like it and it's
also mean and everyone on there is just mean. And I don't have anything important to say on there.
So why would I make one? Because what the hell am I going to say on there that I can't say on
here. It was fun back in the day. Twitter was so fun back in the day. Oh my god. It used to be so much fun that I got evil and twisted and scary and dark. Oops. I just used it to goon. Okay. See but also that's what scares me because then like then what if I click do you have like
burner, you have like horny burner twitters?
Because you can't just be, you can't just be, you can't just be gooning on main, because what if you click like or fucking
repost or some shit?
Y'all have horny gooner
Alts twitters?
What the hell?
Twitter likes are private now?
Okay, that's good, I guess.
Oh my god, don't even give me PTSD.
I used to go through my fucking boyfriend's fucking likes.
It's to see if he was liking some weird shit.
Don't give me PTSD. Don't do that.
Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off.
Back when I was like 17, oh man, don't piss me off.
Well, was he of course he was what do you think the answer to that question of course he was
Have an LG know any ASL
I said I love you guys I said I love you I knew that one I knew that one
How about that how about that yeah
Yeah
So.
What do you say fuck me for?
Italian moms be like.
Ugh.
You called me what?
Mr. Moe, what are you doing?
Hi, Moe, come here!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Moe?
She's over there in the other room.
I never had any meat in my shell.
Are you nervous for your colonoscopy? I'm not nervous for the actual procedure.
I'm nervous for not being able to eat because I'm one of those people that if I don't eat for like four hours
and then I start to get lightheaded and then I convince myself that I'm dying and that I'm going to pass out and die.
So that's what I'm nervous about is not being able to eat shit.
So yeah, so that's what I don't know how I don't know how I'm gonna
Baby, I don't know and I have to do it for two days
So I don't know how that's gonna go
So I could have coconut water
Gatorade's like shit like that Jell-O
Chicken broth, beef broth, just broth, just strained, straight broth.
I can't, I can't have soup, I could just have the broth.
And then, and not, but not red jello though, okay good to know, not the red one.
Isn't it just the day before? Yes, normally, but, but he told me that he wants me to do two days,
because I told them about the time that I did the colonoscopy prep when I was 16 and it took me like an entire
Nights like I started drinking it at like 4 p.m.
And I slept the whole night and I didn't shit until the next day at like noon and I thought I was gonna die
I was like my god. What's wrong with me?
but I
Really, I feel like if I do one day, I'll be fine. I feel like if I do one day, I'll be fine
But I should do what he told me. I should do what he told me
Mom, please do not work out during this time.
Work out.
I'm not going to be able to leave my toilet.
There is not a chance in hell.
There is not a chance in hell I am going to the gym.
Sorry 75 soft.
I'm sorry.
Colin, I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to, like, I'm sorry, if I'm not eating any food, I can't do the gym.
So it's just, it's two days, and then we do the thing, and then I'm back to normal.
Then I'm back to normal.
And I did, yes, and I did have chicken tenders today.
I did have chicken tenders today, so that was my cheat meal.
Yes, and then we got Korean barbecue before, though.
But also, all I had the Korean barbecue was meat, lettuce, and I had some kimchi rice.
kimchi cucumber. So that's fine. So 75 shits. Oh my god. Wow. So I'll be fine. Okay, thank
you. Bring a gaming console to your toilet. Thank you, Coco. Oh my goodness. I'm scared.
I'm scared favorite Ariana song. I don't listen to any of her music, but I do like the
That's the only song that I that I really know from her that I like I was like wait this shit kind of a hey
Oh, that's kind of pop
We see your new pendants. Yes. Also shout out to um
Why am I blanking on the name? Yeah, it's jewelry
She sent me some, well I picked them from the website.
She sent me some more pendants.
It's a swan.
This one's a little phone.
It looks like Chai's little phone.
So it's a little phone.
And then there's also a little ribbon and it has engraved,
it says number one.
And then there was another one that's, that, it's a star.
And I think it says like you're a star or something like that.
I forgot what it said.
But it fell off.
I have to tell Oscar if she could like part of it like keeps falling off
But it's so cute so cute
So
But yeah, I'm I'm scared I'm scared, but this is the last time
But this is the last time that I am you're gonna see me before I start shooting my brains out
So that's why if you don't see me on Tuesday, it's literally just gonna be because I'm shitting myself
And I can't sit in front of the camera for more than five minutes. So we'll see how that goes
We'll see how that goes. You know, I have to ask you how you ran into Katie yesterday. That was hilarious
I stream sniped her I stream sniped her. I knew where she was at
I live in I live in LA so I know what like I she was on like literally on Hollywood Boulevard
I was like, oh, I know exactly where she's
Because I was out already
wasn't that silly I was out already for anyone who didn't see I'll show you I
stream sniped Katie yesterday you got arrested for open notorious homosexual
okay okay that's the first thing I might take okay um vanilla stream snipe
Katie
perfect he's chugging me up saying what I said not me for boxing matches okay how
How long you been doing that?
I said, oh no, I have it in my friend house.
And he goes, oh, okay, I don't know.
You seem pretty bell.
I said, no, you can handle yourself.
I said, again, thank you very much.
Okay, chat, after we exchange,
we're gonna go back in there, okay?
We are gonna go back in there
and the camera's gonna stay with Riley.
I'll keep my mic on
and y'all might be hearing, y'all might hear blood.
Someone said they got maced.
So I can handle myself.
Should I just say that?
Manila Mace!
What are you doing?
Oh my God!
Yes! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Yes, and I did pull over to the wrong side of the road.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh, I'm being mad!
Hollywood on Do Not Disturb!
Oh my god! We're ready to get in it!
Oh my god! You're in Hollywood Boulevard!
Veil is here!
Oh my god!
Perfect! He's trying to act!
Dang it! How funny would that have been if I said...
You got maced. You just got maced.
Of course I watched the fight LACE PLAYING WITH HER PICKLE!
You love your pickle?
Is that the most fun you ever had?
Oh, that's so fun.
Her what?
Her pickle, of course!
You having a fun? Oh my goodness! Look at you!
Having fun.
Oh, I love when she's rolling around like that.
Oh, that's so fun! Pickle time?
Oh yeah, pickle time, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle time.
Look at that belly, I just want to bite your belly, you're so freaking cute.
Oh my god, wait, also, Christina, did you put these here?
Did you put these here? How the hell?
Okay, this is funny.
Look.
I think it's Christina put all their toys back in the basket, but one of them picked the two, they're like bread, they're like bread toys
It's like a little baguette and a little pretzel. They picked those ones out. No, it's not poop
It's not poop. It's bread toys
It's not turd. No, it's not this shit's not shit on the floor
It's not I promise. It's not shit on the floor
It's not duty. It's
It's pretzel and baguette
What the fuck why did you?
What the hell's going on? Why would you jump on it from that way? That was the dumbest shit you could have the fuck was that?
That was so dumb, but you know what I like your enthusiasm
My bad my laxative already kicked in I put a little dudey on the floor. I'm sorry about that. Oh, hey
No
No, no, no, not allowed.
No, I know, I know.
I know!
What did I say?
Wait, what are you sniffing?
Is he sniffing or something?
Hey!
Get down.
Thank you.
I don't want you to like those so bad, it's not even fucking funny.
But then when I, the doctor was like, you're not even going to get the results you want
because you actually need a jaw reconstructive surgery.
Oh, thank you.
Awesome.
No, that's great.
I'll make sure to get that done.
I'll make sure to totally do that.
Yeah, I'll just schedule that in really quick and then you have your jaw wired shut for like four weeks
No, yeah, I'll make sure to definitely schedule that in for sure
No, yeah, I'll make sure yeah, I'll definitely put me on the schedule for that. Yeah, I know. Thank you
Yeah, no, thank you so to fix what my recessed jaw line
Because
When I was I think it's from when I was younger when I sucked my thumb
And I know that they say that some people are like oh sucking your thumb doesn't actually like cause problems, baby. Yeah
Baby, yeah, I do it definitely do
It definitely do and I want you up mind you
mind you and also
Mind you. I already had the fucking herpes device in my mouth when I had the braces and shit, too
So I already have my jaw my bottom jaw moved up
like to normal but it's still it's still I just got her I've got a small chin
like I just got a recessed jaw
herbie the Herbst the Herbst device you never heard of that let me show you okay
I feel I talk about this on stream all the fucking time literally we've done the
damn Herbst device so many times no I didn't find my gang I still haven't found
the dock for the animal I feel like when Christina comes here tomorrow she's
going to find it. Wait, right, Christina, you're coming here tomorrow? I feel like she's going
to find it. What am I doing tomorrow? You can. Okay. Oh, I have an appointment from
Tooth Gems tomorrow, we message her, see if she's still coming.
I'm going to get them taken off, not all of them, but some of them,
because one one popped off a little. So I think I'm just going to get some and take it off.
Then she's got them done recently. Yes, but I just like to switch them up.
So you could take him on it off, so excuse me, so I'm going to take him off.
And then, what else do I have to do?
That's really it.
I'm going to have a call, and then I am going to dinner later.
Yippee!
Did you find the doc? I did not find the doc.
find the dog. I did not find the dog. Vanilla, where's the cat tree? Valkyrie
gifted you. Oh my god, it is in the living room. I don't know why I had to
think about that. It's in the living room. I would show you but you can see out
the window and I don't want to show you. It's so cute. Also, I don't know if you
guys watched that video or not, but Ray has this series called Touching Grass.
And um, Beverly was so good. The editing in it is like insane. I'm just gonna literally play the intro for y'all cuz it's so good
It's so good so me and Ray did this video. Look at how good the editing is
Okay, I'm in I'm in more water should I pull out? I'm inside, but I haven't done anything yet. Okay. This sounds weird out of context
We have driven all the way out to Maladu.
We're at a pottery place.
We're doing wheel pottery for the first time,
and we're so excited.
Apparently there's goats.
I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
There's little.
There's animals, I think.
This pottery studio is actually on a farm.
Yes!
I got to hold a glitch.
There's an animal slayer.
Oh, this is Vanilla Mace.
Hi!
This is Vanilla Mace.
That's me.
YouTuber, streamer, and TikToker.
But you probably already knew that.
Vanilla wanted to try pottery.
So today we're doing progressively harder and harder
pottery challenges.
I'm in with a 1v1 blind pottery competition that got pretty heated.
Welcome to Touching Grass.
Whoa!
What was that?
Isn't that cool?
Yeah, you guys got to go watch that.
And then also, wait, oh my god, I fucking hope this came out today.
Okay.
Let's just watch this.
Let's just watch this at the beginning of this.
Hello, everybody. Happy New Year.
And you know what they say, New Year's comes with New Year's resolutions.
My New Year's resolution is to be more intentional and present.
I feel like last year, time was slipping by. I wasn't intentional and present.
Especially with my surroundings. Anything was just happening around me.
But that changes this year. I think I'm going to be more present and more intentional.
Because it's the year realizing things. And I realized that I have to be more intentional and present.
Or else just things are gonna just start going missing and life is just gonna fly by and that's no longer aligning with me
So today I'm gonna be more intentional
I'm thinking of intentional. I want to be nicer than that. Last year I was giving them hell and this year
I got that and that was my whole carry out in the whole episode
Like what like he is so fucking funny Larry calls me and he's like listen
He's like, listen, he's like, will you do this?
He's like, I have this idea for this bit.
I haven't seen the whole video, but okay, wait,
let's just, let's watch it.
I think it's time that I gave him a little more grace.
You know, he's at the door.
Okay, for context, the whole thing
is supposed to feel like a fever dream, just so like.
Who is this?
I'm gonna kill you.
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
What is this?
Ahh!
It's so fucking scary!
We all got your hands.
Delivery for Ehhh, right?
I didn't order a pizza.
Is this, uh, on our use?
Hi, this is Lorraine.
It's a order on large people.
No, I only speak Chinese.
What?
Which of these was wrong?
What was I supposed to say?
Like!
Alright.
Hi Vogue, you called me out of perfect time.
I'm on house arrest.
Wow, Lorraine, what a beautiful home you have.
Thank you, it's currently an escrow.
Do you have time for 73 questions with Vogue?
No, but I have time for 14.
So who are you, Lorraine?
A pioneer.
What's your life mantra?
Um, this ain't a race, but I still take first place.
You read or cremated?
Taxidermy.
Favorite historical event?
By sister Tati version.
Did you get your body done?
No.
What were your first words?
Believe, woman.
What's your spirit animal?
Probably rotisserie chicken.
What's something you can't live without?
Ah, tough one. My KKW lip kit.
Go-to karaoke song?
Deep thrill by cupcake.
Yeah, who's your celebrity crush?
Um, George W. Bush.
What do you like to do for fun?
Hide your plane.
What's your go-to excuse when you don't want to go out?
Uh, sorry guys, I'm on house arrest.
Who's your favorite Disney princess?
Mmm, Shawty Bay.
Why?
I only drink the kebab.
what would you do if you were stuck in a room with 20 straight guys this
question's for a differences I believe well let me finish my question oh sorry
what would you do if you were stuck in a room with 20 straight guys in a debate
hmm good question
I
Do you believe straight straight straight top
Come give me
That was the one clip they showed me come get me
Fucking stand him. I can't fucking come get me
They showed me that clip yesterday because it wasn't fully done at being edited
But they were trying to explain it because I was like what is the context of the video because they just have me do that clip
Is that David? No! That is not David! That is a straight man! Of course that's not David!
That's a straight man. Guys, these are straight men.
I gotta grind a clear Jay-Z.
What the last time that Jay-Z even dropped a song?
He's Beyonce's husband.
I think he should be honest with us all.
Do you consider yourself a homosexual?
Would you sound like one?
I'm always mugger with a strap on.
So you're like an alien or something?
Nah, I just can't get hard.
You can't get hard because you're not into girls.
Hi, my name is Ray, and I'm gay.
In today, I gather 14 straight men to figure out why men...
Exactly.
It's not gay to let your girlfriends trap you.
It's not gay to let your girlfriend peg you.
He touched it first, my friend. I'm sorry. Hello. I'm Larry. Nice to meet you. Matt.
Matt, I love your outfit, your hair. Thank you. You're good. Thank you, of course.
Anything up the butt is gay. Okay. Regardless. That's your argument?
Yep. Thus, making the shrap on gay. Have you ever tried it?
No, because I'm straight. Okay. Do you know that that's where your
g-spot is. That's where my g-spot is. Have you ever put a finger up there? Come on, I
what? Maybe?
No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, if anything enters your rectile, it is dead.
That's not good, that's your g-spot. You just haven't done it yet. If you want to try,
I got you.
Dumbed over.
Oh!
What are you doing?
Hey!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
Alright, alright.
Hi, Eric.
No, Eric.
That's up, that's up, that's up, all right, all right.
Hi, Eric.
No, Eric.
Thanks, man.
Oh, thank you so much.
So let's talk about anatomy.
Okay.
Right?
I love learning about fishes.
What is this strap, this strap that you speak of, what is it shaped like?
There's an octopus tentacle, there's a microphone one, and there's also one that's shaped like
a toothbrush.
So all of those, all of those are phallic shaped.
Correct.
We're still on a fact check.
There's also one shape like the Statue of Liberty, stream eternal sunshine for unbiased
fact-based-
Correct.
Those are all phallic shapes.
And phallic by definition, means-
Looks like- looks like a penis.
Looks like a penis.
So if it looks like a penis, you don't want to be around it.
But now let me ask you this.
You watch porn before?
Absolutely.
Straight porn?
Yeah.
There's another man's dick in that.
Okay.
Oh shit.
I think if your girlfriend use this strap on you, it's not gay, right?
That might be gay. Okay, but with my girlfriend. I only use the strap on on her. Is that gay?
Always smuggle with a strap on so you're like an alien or something. No, I just can't get hard
Maybe you can't get hard because you're not into girls
My gay probably you're wearing pink you look like Jeffy Stark
I'm gonna do it.
Aw.
So you're saying if your girlfriend uses a strap on you,
that's gay.
That's not gay.
You said it's not gay?
It's not gay.
Wait, oh my god, I think I had it mixed up.
Why do you use a strap with your girlfriend?
No, I don't.
You should try it.
Okay, actually wait.
Actually wait.
I think you should try it.
Ah!
Actually wait.
I don't want to.
No, I don't want to.
You sure?
No, what's-
He has a wallet.
What is this?
He's your pressuring me.
No, I'm-
I'm making you feel seen clean.
Wait, so you said if your girlfriend uses a strap on, that's not gay.
It's not gay.
Let her fuck you one time.
No.
Why?
Because I'm not gay.
It's not gay.
But he's getting me.
See?
It's not gay if it's your girlfriend.
It's where your G-spot is live.
I don't do that.
I think it's team building.
She's not taking your masculinity away.
She's taking your booty.
No.
Hey, that's not my booty.
She's doing the gay manipulation.
He's doing the game manipulation thing
Man don't know how to wash themselves properly
Nobody so y'all agree y'all don't know how to wash yourself proper
I disagree okay do you have a skin care routine man not really I figure I don't
think so okay I clean myself every day what do you used to wash yourself with
soap rag
Who said that who said that who said that so I don't think so was that David clean myself every day
What do you use to wash yourself with?
So rag.
Do you have a bruise on your shoulder?
Is it 3-in-1?
Uh-oh, not you know what that is.
Jean-Tier.
3-in-1, I used to call it 3-in-1.
I feel like it's a lot easier to save time.
So you don't want to take the time to wash yourself?
I mean...
How many times do you clean your hair?
Probably like two times a day.
Two times a day, that's a lot.
What y'all mean?
Y'all got flies flying around your head.
Ah!
What is that?
It's a little fire.
Go ahead.
Yo.
Hey!
Yo!
You're so sweet!
I'm a clean guy!
Don't silence my trade!
You're a clean guy.
Hey, I know what clean is!
He's a clean guy.
But you know what?
I trust you.
You can go ahead and sit down.
You are a man.
He's fighting with you!
That's these boys fool you.
Y'all, do not silence him.
You look like you would use a 10 on one.
Yeah you look like you used a 75.
Chase, shut up!
I can't!
Wait.
I'm making it easy.
You're like, 30 of you blood, but you can't.
Oh!
You're like, Jesus.
He's definitely going to run.
Oh!
He's going to run!
Oh!
Is that how you touch me?
That almost?
Oh!
Wait.
All men are a little gay.
I feel like you saying that you know all straight men are a little bit gay it's
confusing because you know all of us are straight when we came here but he
Larry's doing this thing where all of us like kind of want to like right now
that one.
I'm trying to get it right.
Oh, fuck.
At this.
I think that's all I like about this.
Oh, but you see he's doing that thing.
No, because here's the thing.
Because now I want to have sex with you.
I think I was just like a livy, like someone
dick right now, Larry.
Karyn's and I appreciate the offer,
but unfortunately, I'm going to have to decline.
I'm not saying that I want to do that.
I'm saying that's a feeling that you put out for us
to feel on that.
I have a game here.
Right, right, right.
I think he speaks for the people.
Flags are up.
Carrington, get out of here.
Wait, let me see what they're doing.
OK, super.
How do you even sit down with us?
Why is he angry?
You sure?
You said all straight men are a little gay.
Yeah.
Well, all gay men are a little straight.
Oh!
OK.
But he.
PAKA WITH THE RAID!
Thank you!
What's going on?
We are watching Larray's video that I was in in the beginning.
The plan is that all men are real, all straight men are real gay.
All that statement does is divide us and put straight men and gay men in different boxes.
And makes men try to be more masculine.
Like, how can we embrace a feminine and you want a bunch of gay guys who are like,
Oh, everything you do is I'm not saying that that is what you said. No, let me ask you this. Mm-hmm
See, I'm not gay. I don't even know what that me like when you see Michael B. Jordan
Yo, but hold on to go a little bit
My ball team. No. Oh, is that just me my next claim?
Ariana Grande is better than any male rapper
In comes speak your fast
Hi
And I just feel, I just feel.
You heard my claim, I just think Ariana Grande
has way better music than Playbook or Cardi.
Cause, you're telling me you'd rather listen to
a gig with a bedouin, bedouin, bedouin, bedouin, bedouin.
I think Ariana Grande is poop.
She's poop.
That was always better than her.
Nicki Minaj is in a singer.
She can sing if she wants to.
And you think Ariana Grande can't?
Okay, so who's your favorite rapper?
Oh, you talk about singers.
If you want to talk about singers.
No, no, no, I'm talking about Mel.
Alright, who's your favorite rapper?
My favorite rapper, Jay-Z.
Wasn't he on FC Nilem?
He's got his teeth on it.
No, he wasn't.
He got it here.
No, he wasn't.
Here's Jay-Z.
How?
He's not even in the middle of it.
When's the last time that Jay-Z even dropped a song?
He don't need to.
He's a legend.
Because he can't anymore.
He's a legend.
He's Beyonce's husband.
All right.
Exactly.
In seconds.
What does she sing?
Have you heard God as a Woman on Replay?
Listen.
When's the last...
I need you to sit in a room and listen to people.
Listen to people.
I need you to sit in a room and listen to P.O.V.
It's not a debate.
That's just your opinion.
You know what?
I'm done with you.
And actually, let me restate my claim.
Ariana Grande, Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish, actually any girl in the music world washes
every male rapper.
Well, let me tell you this.
All women sing about are men and how they miss men.
And what the fuck do rappers sing about?
Pussy pussy pussy tits pussy pussy titty
That's all women sing about that's not so everything in your life is still about men
Who's your favorite rapper first of all trippy red
I'm not arguing with you if your favorite song is Topanga
We're just gonna listen to this taking a walk
Take a walk.
You're gay.
You look like a gay Patrick Mahomes.
Get the fuck out of my face.
If you break your bone, you're gay.
It's not anything.
Look.
I think it's weak.
I just think it's weak.
Chase. Larry.
He had this accident happen.
I was at a Travis Scott concert.
Okay. By the way, Travis Scott's not gay.
Okay.
Hey, boys.
Alright.
Oh.
Hey.
That picture.
I was on stage.
Let me just ask you about this.
What is this thing called ASTRO World?
Astro Glyde.
Diddy.
Oh.
Got your teeth.
Diddy.
Who was-
Oh okay.
I was at a Travis Scott concert.
Got it.
At a stage dove.
And nobody called me.
Dude.
Staged over into a pit of men.
Because this gay, if they call you, it makes you gay.
So therefore, it's actually not a gay to break a bone.
Okay.
Let me ask you this. Is your doctor male or female?
It's male.
Okay.
You let a male crush your legs.
Those female doctors don't they?
Hey, count them down.
Count them down.
Back to what I was saying.
It's unfortunate what happens to you.
And I do hope you heal very soon.
But I think as a man, you should be strong.
Strong right breaking the bone is weak. So I'm really confused here. Are you a man or are you?
feminine back all the way through time it was man and girl right so it doesn't make any sense boy and boy
No boy and boy no girl and boy
This goes in it's like
It's like, oh, that makes sense.
Michael Jordan was straight.
LeBron James was straight.
Actually, LeBron James was vicarious.
Playboy Cardi straight.
All of these people are straight.
Playboy Cardi wears makeup.
Therefore, he's gay.
Huh?
Gagged you.
Meek Mill straight.
You know what?
I'm gonna break.
Okay, I'm done with this.
Can you take a walk?
Take a walk, please.
I'm done.
I gagged you, by the way.
Right.
Go for a laugh.
And that's the mother of a pentee.
Oh, yeah!
It's my fault!
It's me!
It's my fault!
You niggas think.
What?!
I believe that straight man only have three emotions.
Horny, hungry, and defensive.
Mmm.
That's right.
We're talking about my three emotions.
Emotions?
Yeah.
But why do gay people only have one emotion?
Which is?
Just horny.
Right?
I think that's...
Right?
It's not horny.
It's kind of gag me there, honestly.
Okay!
The plan is that straight men shouldn't have an opinion.
an opinion okay hi why are you having this debate then are you having this
debate because you want our opinion you are opinion the gagger is taking me out
speechless you see how she's not to listen to you exactly that your viewers
Oh, they will your viewers guess what cut his mic
Okay, okay
Why? Okay.
I think men shouldn't have an opinion.
Oh, you're wrong.
That was so wrong.
Oh my God.
He just took a bite.
Bitch, you're a barbarian.
Swallow it.
Easy.
Open your mouth.
Let me see that you swallowed it.
Good boy, good boy.
Oh!
Good boy.
Okay, let's ask you this.
How do you feel about podcasts?
Because me personally, I think if a man
is a part of a podcast,
it should be the production crew.
I got something to say, God damn it.
And what do you have to say right now?
Uh, that you're wrong.
Mm, everybody's wrong, but you're always right.
Narcissist.
How's that narcissistic?
You tell me.
You're the one that called me a narcissist,
so how am I narcissistic?
I'm actually trying to gaslight me.
Right, right.
Oh, not the manipulation.
Ooh.
What's gaslighting?
Oh, you're scaring me.
Don't hit me.
What?
I feel endangered, I feel endangered.
So what was your-
Do you have security?
What was this guy's fucking thing about potting?
Guy, that's not my pronouns.
Oh, what are your pronouns?
Kind.
Alright, listen here you f**king c**t.
Alright, if I want a podcast, I'm gonna damn well start a podcast and I'm gonna speak.
Oof!
Alright?
Listen here!
Give me the gun.
My next claim...
Ooh!
...is...
Having a butt plug is gay.
Not gay!
Uh...
Ha ha ha!
So...
Yeah, I feel like this whole time I've kind of been...
Gay!
Coming up here to say things that everyone here is scared to say and well even acts like they don't agree with right so
To a point one obviously the most masculine in the room
So I'm not scared to say that you are you are right point B. But please I'll bring mine out
That's not gay me me knowing that that's my pleasure center
That come out of your ass?
Yeah.
You had that in your ass the whole time?
It's like we need it, like, yeah.
But the point being here, being the straightest in the room,
I have the privilege to say I use that.
You do.
And it's not gay.
You're right.
And I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry for putting you in a box.
I'm sorry.
I don't believe it.
Oh!
That's a real man.
That's an American man.
Take your time, David.
Take your time.
Okay, but I can say this and I know this is a fact.
Y'all all tasted your own cum before.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Oh my god, this is the whole side.
You're as much!
And you look like a shooter.
Oh, take a sip.
Whoa!
I've maybe possibly accidentally maybe have tasted
What?
My own.
I'm gonna break this down logically okay masturbating is not gay. No. Thus
Sucking your own penis is not gay
Well, let me out. It's the thing your pleasure
If you pleasure yourself, you were not gay. That's that's that's if you taste your own cum. That's not gay
Self-pleasure is not gay
I said not pink pantherist I need you to leave me alone would you rather eat
McDonald's fries dry or with a little bit of sauce first of all bitch I don't
eat McDonald's what's your favorite kind of fries chick-fil-a okay so you're
eating a chick-fil-a fry and there's no sauce what are you doing I'm not eating
Exactly, you got to come on it, add some sauce, add some flavor, then you eat it.
See, there's nothing gay about eating your own cum.
That's different.
Better help Dr. Phil Oprah therapist, psychiatrist.
Is your claim...
I'm concerned.
You know what?
I think that...
You know what, actually, don't think.
You don't want to...
Okay, it's actually really good.
What's your argument?
Alright, so here's the thing.
Look at you flipping your hair.
Okay, girl.
Alright, here you go.
Here you go, Steve.
Alright, so here's the thing.
I only fuck straight men. That's not gay
Okay, here now here now wait, I'm done with you removed
My next name is if you sit let him cook while you're peeing you're gay
Hi, Phil.
How are you?
Better now.
I'm from Chicago.
Mm-hmm.
Iraq.
We don't call it that.
Okay.
I take care of little children who've been a victim of gun violence, and not all of them
can stand up, not all of them can sit down.
Are they gay?
Little children.
Did you just swallow?
I think.
What do you think?
That little kids can be whoever they want to be.
But if they sit because they have no legs, are they gay?
First of all.
Second of all.
First of all.
I'm not doing this with you Phil.
Don't do it.
You came all this way to talk to me.
You could have just texted me.
This is my ex by the way.
So I just find it really interesting that you put yourself through all this to come
in and come in.
Michelle Obama fact-checked Larray and Phil Spotted at the 2025 Grammy Award show before their public breakup app.
I had shorty votes after first.
Wow, so that's 100% real.
I'm gonna go with some bullshit.
That's 100% real.
I'm off to 200 Chicago.
You can't.
Fuck them kids.
Oh!
I don't even know why you're here debating with this.
Let's ask somebody who actually has to say MP.
Chase, I want to debate you.
Oh!
Get over here.
Right, cause he do.
And now let me ask you a serious question.
Do you think being gay is a disability?
I don't think it's a disability.
I think everybody's free to do what they want.
Everybody has their own beliefs,
and they have their own, like, the way they're born and stuff.
And, you know, there's gay people,
and there's straight people.
And there's even, it's not even like a full thing.
It's not black or white.
There's a mix.
It can be anything.
Anybody can be anything.
Really want to be.
Be who you are.
Don't tell me what to be.
What is the question?
My claim is, if you sit when you pee, you're gay.
That's not gay.
The toilet?
Okay, what was the toilet made for?
To take a shit.
Or take a pee, because girls sit down as well.
So guys, okay, so when you're taking a shit.
Don't yell at me.
When you're taking a shit, are you standing up?
Nope.
Yes, I sit to take a shit.
Yeah, of course.
And it's a straight man.
And when you are pooping, you pee as well.
You poop and pee at the same time.
You can?
I can't poop.
God, dude, I actually think it's
When you're peeing and I think you can go on your phone
Yeah, you can play clash royale you can look at little you can look at little videos
So all that's convenient so you think being convenient is gay
Excuse me. You heard me. Yeah, you want me to say it again. Yes, I do. Yeah, you like to hear me talk, don't you?
I do yeah
manipulation
It's not gonna be good.
It's gonna be a violation.
Sitting down peeing is better.
And it has no correlation whatsoever.
Wait, can I kiss or what?
With your...
Oh!
That was meant to be the same.
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Woo!
So I'm assuming you sit when you pee.
No, I don't.
Bear?
Yeah.
He almost killed me.
I knew it was coming when I saw the bottle.
I knew it was coming. Wait, what did he say?
No, I don't want to stand.
Bear?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Ah.
Hi, Bear.
Hi.
Oh my god.
So I stand when I pee.
You stand when you pee.
So you're a real man.
Sure.
I know that's fucking right.
You fucking pussy.
Hey, I never said there was nothing wrong with sitting.
Okay.
Like you said, you were saying you played Clash Royale and stuff.
I agree.
Because he wants to sit.
It's not a choice for him.
He can't stand in here.
He can stand?
Stand around.
Stand up, look at that, look at that.
It's America!
My final claim, straight men are useless
unless it's meant for them to build stuff for us.
And by us, I mean me and my girls.
No, no.
No.
Okay, valid, valid, valid.
You can give me hands, God gave me hands.
You can give me hands, but I'm not a man.
Well, it doesn't matter.
You're a guy.
I'm not a guy, I'm kind.
I don't know why you could try to put me in a box.
You have hands, you can build something yourself.
Like a girl she has hands. She could build something herself got your tea y'all are useless unless it's time to build some shit
How are we useless we provide what do you provide everything in the house?
What do you bring to the table everything everything? Yeah, like the core tissue
Literally everything in the house you ring money in the house. Yeah
They don't want me a thousand dollars right now. Absolutely not. Why after? I'm the girl. No, you're not a girl
Oh, tag team!
I'm gonna finish on him.
I'm just gonna end this argument right here. End it off. End it off.
I'm gonna end it right here. End it right there.
We're good for building? Okay. You're right.
We build societies. We build rules. We build laws. We build things you follow.
You were built by a straight man.
So we do build things. What did you build? What did you build?
Myself. I built myself up from rock bottom.
I know that, I know that, I do this, yeah, yeah, that's right.
But what does that provide for me?
That provides, and I share that with you, I share that story with you, and then you
can resonate and build yourself up too.
And if you're building yourself up, you're building, that means you're straight.
As well.
You lost me.
So then that means, that means you're in the right.
Thank you, Noe, with the money.
You can put yourself up, that's straight.
Okay, this book.
I'm on it, guys.
One, we won!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, hey, what happened?
Are you okay?
What's going on?
Oh my God, I had a dream.
A dream?
Now I'm Marcula the King.
Oh, okay.
I had a nightmare.
What happened?
I was debating straight men.
And I was losing.
They had me on the ground above my ass.
He was one in a walker, along with the blue eyes,
like he was Billy Eilish in a crippled baby.
Oh!
That's not possible! That's worse!
That's not even the worst part!
Who's the worst part?
There was this poor one, and he said,
Gay doesn't exist, and then he's at me with his straight men power.
Oh my god.
That means gay doesn't exist,
and that means he didn't rival doesn't exist.
My gay fuck.
Oh my gosh, I know what to do.
I know what to do.
What do we do?
Calm down, I know what to do.
What do we do?
My gay fuck.
We give him Quinn.
Give who Quinn?
The White House.
in exchange for gay rights.
Okay.
That's smart.
We don't...
Okay.
Shitty.
Don't tell nobody.
Get the nightclubs.
Okay.
You're gonna die.
Try another thing.
Yes.
Cloak.
Cloak?
Yes.
Okay.
Try another thing.
Yes.
Call Olivia Pope.
Okay.
Oh, and try another thing.
Give me a die call.
Yay!
Anything!
Drake, can you handle that, please?
This!
Well, yes.
Yeah, I'm a star.
Oh, that's trade for ya.
What?
Wow.
Holy shit that was that was cinema that was so fucking good that was so fucking good. Oh
My god, also when after we got we got coffee went to a cafe
And we were talking about heated rivalry. He was like yes, but he was like the gay fuck show my gay fuck show
Yeah, I get my gay fuck show
Yeah, I'm dead the top comment. I feel like I'm hallucinating the whole video
Vanilla in the background. Oh my god. It's so silly. Oh, fucking up. Vanilla coming out of nowhere.
Oh my god. That is so funny. That is so funny. No, I haven't watched Chunk2Chat. I want to watch that. I want to watch that.
oh my god that's funny
I'm talking to Harry but I never order for me literally it's so funny he looked
but he just like thought of this like he was just like yeah I like I wanted I
wanted to make this video and then I have all these like fun your brain like
your brain like honestly I'm like this is so good so good my god I should not be
fucking crying oh my god but yeah that's that's a that was a funny fucking video
and I still I genuinely still was like we were doing the they didn't explain the
concept to me really like he did a little bit before like it was like can
you just film that he's like it'll only take 10 seconds we just film that and
then he showed me the he showed me the clip of it and he was telling me how
I was gonna like feel like a fever drill like that's so good
That is so good
What is that podcast would drew out should be out next week I think yeah, I filmed I did I'm Drew's all-star episode
I'm sure you saw she posted it. I
Filmed Drew's podcast the other day me and Drew filmed and it'll be out
Next week we yeah, well my god. We out for like two hours straight. I don't know how
How long the actual episode is gonna be?
But we yapped for so fucking long, oh my god.
We yapped for so long.
And it was fun, it was fun.
It was fun, it was fun.
It's true.
JuafaWallo, her podcast is on Spotify, it's a Spotify exclusive podcast, the comment section.
So, yes.
So, yeah, it's Spotify.
What about your Gator episode?
That also comes out.
I'm like, dang, I got a lot of things coming out.
My Gator episode probably comes out maybe this month, I think.
I'm not sure.
So yeah.
So yeah, probably comes out sometime in February.
I don't think, I don't know what else.
No, Gay are with Ananiah.
She does like a podcast, not podcast, like a little interview series.
And she's going on tour, well not tour, she's going on Broadway, isn't that so cool?
The Valentine's Day merch drop is the 12th, is that a Thursday or Friday?
It's the 12th, which I think is a Thursday, let me see.
Yeah, it's the 12th, so next Thursday, the 12th, noon PST, Valentine's Day Exclusive,
new merch, and 11 a.m. PST for Patreon members.
And also, did you guys like my Omegle video?
Did you like my Omegle Patreon?
You liked it?
Okay.
What's your ideal Butch Laurette contestant?
Also, if you if you were not at the end of mine and Katie's stream from earlier today, I am going to be the next butch lorette
I am going to be the next butch lorette
So I am we're gonna that is going to be next Wednesday the 11th
We're doing that. So actually the day before the merch dropped and y'all are gonna be fed
So that is next Wednesday. So if you are looking for love and you want to be considered
So Katie does this, Katie does this like, this like online dating show, this like
discord dating show for women and it's, it's, it's for
willow and she has a, she has a contest of, she has the main person and then
And there's like eligible women that are wanting to date or whatever.
But it's funny.
It's over discord.
It's funny.
It's silly.
My nearest girl know.
It's gonna be fun.
So that is gonna happen next Wednesday.
But if you want to be a part of it, it's 25, 25 and up.
Age range is 25 and up.
29.
Katie asked me, what are your requirements going to be?
I said, 25 and up, 25 and up, so.
And if you want to apply to it, Katie's going to get,
she gets this Google Doc thing, she gets this Google Doc thing
that you're able to submit and then you could put a video.
If you want to be considered, you have to put a video, just letting you know.
Don't bother filling it out if you're not going to put a video.
put a video, but you have to do like a kind of like a short little video just like showing
you and your personality and why you think that you would be a good fit for me.
So if you want to like be considered to be on it because they only end up picking like
10 people.
So so yeah, if you if you don't know what it is, just go look up just look up Katie B.
Butch Lorette.
You could go see her doing it.
Oh, burger.
Sorry, Burgard there for a second, I'm back.
Sorry about that, we're good.
But if you don't know, just look it up, just look it up.
No, it's over Discord, it's over Discord,
it's not US only.
It's like a Discord dating show that Katie does.
It's just funny, it's silly.
Here, I'll show you like a clip like,
Katie the Butch Loret.
So this is the first one she did so this is so this is the eligible this is the eligible
girl and these are all the people that these are all the people that were also up to like
Possibly date her and then she has to pick one. So miss it so much
And it's just kind of funny and silly
Yeah, and then sorry about that I just get a little spiritual at times
All right, so hear me out and I just want to point out I was the first one who brought up sushi
You know what I mean? I was the first one. I started that
so it's just like funny and silly and so yeah, so um
So she's done two or three of them, I think
Three of them. This is she's done three I think already. So it's just funny. So I'm gonna be the next eligible
The eligible Bachelorette Bachelorette
So I still haven't watched Lasses yet. I have to watch have to watch it
Wait, what about Sam it's for me Katie's the host Sam and Katie are still in an amazing happy relationship
Don't worry about Sam
It's for me. I am the eligible bachelorette.
I am the eligible bachelorette.
Um, are you streaming it when we watch through Katie's?
Probably through Katie's. Probably just through Katie's.
Probably just did- did- when last did it, did last stream too?
I don't know, but I would imagine just Katie's.
Oh, she did? Okay, then maybe both of us.
I don't know, whatever Katie wants. No, she didn't?
Okay, yeah, then.
No, only Katie. Yeah, so then just yeah, I would imagine whatever Katie wants is fine with me
So just just through Katie. So yeah, so you have to watch it on Katie. I mean it is her it is her show
She puts it together. She gets all the girls on so
So yes, that's gonna be next Wednesday, but we'll post about it in the discord. Don't worry
Don't worry. We'll post about it in the discord. Did you meet Sam? So
No, I didn't get a chance to meet Sam Sam
You know he he goes to another school. So
So I was not able to meet him.
So Sam is Katie's boyfriend.
So yeah, I was, and she's really protective of him.
So I was not able to meet him.
Right, right.
Right.
So I was not able to meet him.
He goes to another school.
So maybe one of these days.
Oh, shit.
again dang it why am I burglaring so bad it's happening what's going on here
hello my back yeah what the hell why burger again okay sorry but that was a
a really bad one, I know.
That was a bad burger.
That was 55 burgers and 55 fries.
Okay, we're back.
Maybe it was Sam hacking the computer.
Chai, oh my God, look at that posture.
Look at that perfect, gorgeous, angular posture
that my daughter has.
Y'all literally wish your hunchback ass cats
sat up with the beauty and grace that my daughter does.
It's like she fits on the palm of my hand look at that
She I just wish like want to serve her on a platter and just eat her
She is just the most beautiful thing I've ever seen look at that tail wrapped around her body
Curling up as well at the same time looking completely straight ahead
ears in
a beautiful 45 degree
Let's make it you know a
A little bit of the three-quarters angle here. You're getting a little bit of that front side angle here
Absolutely beautiful. Just absolutely beautiful really
genuinely
You look beautiful
Yes, you do
Come here.
Come here then.
Come here.
Come on.
Come up here.
Lady, jump.
Lady.
Come on.
Come on, lady.
Come on.
Come on, lady!
She's thinking about it.
Come on!
Lady, come on!
Lady!
Lady, come on!
Hey!
Come here!
Just jump!
Jump!
Jump it!
Come on!
Lady, jump up here!
Dang it, she don't want you.
She does.
Okay, Miso likes the tower.
Chai hasn't really gone in it, but Miso has been laying in the tower every day.
He loves it.
I figured, I figured that would happen.
Chai is so weird.
She wants to be high up all the time.
And then, when she finally gets something high up, she doesn't want to have to be there.
She wants to be like up in the closet high up, but then like I give her like a cool thing to
And then she don't want to go up there
Yeah
Remember when you called her a fat stray what I
I said that about my no, I did not I would never call my daughter that did I say
Okay, what was the context during the dinner date? Oh, right? I
did
Well that was because she wasn't my daughter during that she was just a random fat straight cat
Me so
Speaking of fat straight cats. Come here
Guys, but it was because we were at a restaurant and we weren't at my apartment.
Remember?
It was all a bit.
Remember?
What's after your laxatives?
First time chat.
Hell.
No, I'm getting a colonoscopy in on Thursday, but this is the last time that I'm going to
stream before I start taking the laxatives for the colonoscopy. So, so dang it. Dang it.
Dang it. Dang it. Good night. You have an early class. Okay, well, good night. Have a good night.
What is this time of the night? It starts to get
What do you mean it's in two weeks? Less than two weeks, actually. What do you mean it's
in less than two weeks? And I don't even have everything set up for it yet. What do you
mean? No, but it's gonna be fine. No, it's gonna be totally fine though. No, guys, it'll
be fine. Yes, I'm vlogging it for Patreon. Yes, I am. But this time, again, I've said
this before you could stand there and they would know okay so this this one I'm
gonna be more of like the host so I'm gonna be like out there more like
frequently than I was last time because last time I did like a whole little
entrance and it was like a whole thing and then but this time I'm me so I know
you did not decapitate my sloth me so bit the sloth's middle finger he's a
fucking amputee now look what you did and I know that was you I know that was
you sniff him I know that was you and yeah so this time I'm gonna be more of
like a host so I'm gonna like introduce people and then I'm also gonna do a
little set the end to and be up there but but yeah so it's me fun me fun the
And you're going to murder other jammies.
Will Sam and Katie go to your party?
Actually, I'm not sure.
They might.
Maybe Sam and Katie will show up because you never know.
You just never know.
You literally never know.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Are you being bad?
Are you the one being bad?
You're behind the PC, and you better not be biting nothing.
Why are you sitting behind there?
But yes, we're going to do IRL, pop the balloon.
I do have some other fun things in the works.
Going to have Kiss Cam.
I don't want to give too many details away,
but it's going to be good.
It's going to be good.
Oh, shit.
A whole lot of action there reminds me.
I have to message somebody back.
Wait a second, I don't know if I trust this.
Me so. He's moving the effing light. What are you doing?
Here, here's what I'm talking about. Just being bad. Just being bad.
Just being bad.
Um...
Mr. Why are they...
They can't like, they literally get...
Because when they want dinner, they just start being irritating.
know that I'm going to just get up and do it like my goodness oh yeah we're gonna
have to Christina you're gonna have to get an outfit for Remy this week we
gotta dress the rat up okay don't let me forget to bring him to the party I'm
gonna cover so many things many things after a member oh my god Jesus it's all
am I to do list okay okay perfect okay so Remy's gonna get an outfit okay so
things are things are happening things are happening we're good I think
everything's good we'll figure it out we'll figure out it'll be fine I'm not
gonna be as nervous I'm not gonna be as nervous as I was for the Halloween
party right guys no it's gonna be good
Why are you up so late?
I'm actually about to get off.
It's 11.45 pm.
I'm very excited for the book, Laura.
It's going to be so much fun.
Cover run these ankles.
They're delicate as we've seen.
do make sure his ankles are covered yes that is a huge Gallico critter it is
I don't know why it's facing the the I literally do not know why it's facing the
fucking claws is so ominously I don't like that I don't like that but yes that's
a giant Gallico critter I have to move I have to move her back anyway Chai what
are you doing don't be bad okay so I'm gonna get off of here I will see you
most likely on Tuesday again if I'm shitting my fucking pants from the
laxatives I'm not gonna stream but I will keep you posted we shall see yes we
can raid someone let me see let me see who can we raid excuse me
excuse me excuse me I'm gonna pick somebody I'm gonna pick somebody I am
going to pay hey
oh what's Jade doing but then I do feel Jade's doing a pajama party oh let's
read Jade Jade so cute okay read speaking of pajama party okay I almost did
the thing wrong. I'm getting a raid. Okay, have fun with Jade. She's in her jammies and
she's playing Infinity Nicky. So it's a nice cozy way to end your night. Okay. Alright.
Have fun with Jade. Love you.