you
Jelly tins this thing milk. Take up the jelly
Then I use this thingy I
Don't necessarily well yeah, yeah, you can put it on your cheeks or your lips this and then I used
the lip this lip elixir this lip elixir by seichu in clear yes so a few things
Put a few things on there
But yeah, so I
We're doing a sponsor stream in about 30 minutes
But for now, we're just gonna hang out and just just chill until then my ordered food and it's gonna get here
Right as soon as I have to start my sponsor stream. So that is so awesome
Freaking hungry your markable cheddar with the five. Thank you your markable cheddar with the five. So
So, um, so yeah, so we are gonna be playing a sponsor stream in about 30 minutes, but, uh,
yeah!
Please post so I can make an edit.
Okay, um, you have to just do it when I'm not paying attention, because when you tell
me to post it just, okay.
For sure with the 1500 bits. Thank you for being someone to look up to you. Thank you for being a real-ass person
You're beautiful and inspiring. Thank you
Thank you. Ah, you got the friggin you ordered a box of the skull panda and you got the rainbow dash you bitch
I wanted that one
Are you serious?
Someone said am I allowed to get wild with sponsors here most streams tell me I have to be well behaved
Well, yes, try to be on your best behavior. Um, we are me playing mines. I
Woo, we're playing Mind's Eye in about 30 minutes.
So try to be on your best behavior.
We're just gonna have a fun time.
We're just gonna play, it's a storyline.
So it should be fun.
Yeah, it should be fun.
It should be fun.
Are the Voigt Bikinis gonna get restocked?
No.
No, unfortunately, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, M's world with the five gifted. Thank you. M's world with the five
What is a sponsor stream so a sponsor stream is when a
Company or a game
Sponsors you to play their game and we have a fun time
So yes
That's what that is
That's what that is. Oh, and yes, also merch merch is coming out the 12th
So a little less than a week the Valentine's Day merch comes out
February 12th at noon PST
11 a.m. PST for patreon members. You'll get a code if you are a patreon member. So
Excuse me
Tyson in wood with the $50 donut vanilla. I'm so high and this is so comforting
I miss coming to your streams. You're truly so healing Queen Tyson. Thank you for being here. We appreciate you and I hope you are enjoying
You're high
Stay safe and thank you so much for the $50 do new in circus freak with a thousand bits. Thank you
Um, I've seen the new hella skin. No, I haven't I haven't seen the new hella skin
I'm gonna have to look that out, look that out, look that up later.
But yeah, I'm feeling good, I'm still feeling good after my colonoscopy yesterday.
Everything's all good up under the hood.
So yeah, in case anyone's wondering.
So I feel good.
I feel good.
I've seen the Chapel Roan fortnight skin too.
The trailer was so good.
Why'd you get a colonoscopy?
I am a constipated girly and it wasn't like I had to get one.
Like a doctor didn't tell me like you need
to get a colonoscopy.
I kind of took it upon myself to get one
just to make sure that everything was good and it was.
So well, as far as we know right now,
they didn't find anything in there
but they are testing for Crohn's ulcerative colitis,
celiac disease and stuff like that.
And I'll find those results out in two weeks.
So take me back to Eden with the $50 don't know.
Hi, mama, just wanted to say what Trump posted today
about the Obamas was absolutely abhorrent.
That's a new word for me.
Am I saying that correctly?
Yes, it was.
I don't even know what that word means,
but I know what it means because of how you're using it.
Yes, it was so I just wanted to say happy black history month and we stand with all people of color. Love you and fuck Trump
Thank you. Take me back to Eden with the $50 donos. Hey, you took the words right out of my mouth
Yeah, it's absolutely awful. I mean it's just it's like literally it's so ridiculous. It's like it every single day
I'm just like you think it can't get worse you think it can't get worse so that it somehow does but I thank you back to
Thank you to take me back to eat it for the $50 don't know appreciate you and also Liz for short with the five gifted
Thank You Liz for short with the five
Man it's just it's just it's just
It's real it's real it's real crazy. He posted just a really fucking
Just absolutely awful pictures. It's just blatantly racist like just just terrible
But yeah
Told Julian y'all should get matching eyebrow piercings and he agreed okay, cuz why was I thinking okay, so listen I
Love when I do the fake eyebrow piercing but the way my body rejects piercings so crazily my body's like no no no
No, no, no, so
Yeah, so
That's just not like I'm gonna have to do the fake one because I already know that the eyebrow one is like the easiest piercing to reject and
so my know like my
Skin it just absolutely hates it so bad. So and I know the eyebrow one is one that really really I still mourn the nose piercings
I really want
Debating on redoing them for the third fucking time because I do love the nose rings
I do love the nose rings debating on redoing them, but
But that's the one thing I will not have a rejected eyebrow piercing because I already
know it's going to get all bumpy and nasty and I don't want it to scar, I'm not going
to do that, I'll just do the fake one.
But maybe if Julian, maybe, I could be in, if me and Julian, you know, because I'd be
scared, I'd be scared to do a piercing on stream because then I'd be like, what if I
pass out and then I'm gonna be the freak out I don't even like to get piercings
to begin with I hate the thought of that I don't even want to do it but I do miss
my my nose piercings I do miss my nose piercings bouquet of lilies with the five
gifted thank you bouquet of lilies with the five it's easier than tattoos though
and you do those on stream I don't know I don't know
Masi with the 30 gifted are you serious Masi? Masi with 30 gifted w Masi. Thank you so much my queen
Masi the 30 gifted
Hello, thank you Masi
What was I gonna say yeah, so whatever I just I like the fake piercings like that's just
That's just me, but did you get the wait? Okay, so are they sold out the the
My little pony skull pandas are they sold out
They're not
Okay, maybe I should wait to see it. Maybe I should wait to see $40. It's a collab. You're
right. You're right. Maybe I should wait to see if, literally I'm over here screaming
and I mean while I'm asking my agent, I'm like, Hey, could you ask Pop Martis? So maybe
I should wait, but I think it would be fun just to get one on just to just to buy one right now
And then open it pick a box shake for hints
Should we just do it
Okay, wait, let me see. I'm like is this going to like dox me hold on one second
Okay, I think I'm good, okay
Okay, I have a good feeling about this one
Shake for hints. Oh the series doesn't support it
It's not pinky pie or twilight sparkle well
I wanted freaking pinkie pie right or no rainbow dash is the one that I wanted so it could be rainbow dash
Ash June with the 10 gifted. Thank you. Ash June with the 10
How many hints do I get?
Thank you. Ash. Thank you. Ash
Okay, so this one is not what did it say it wasn't maximum shake girl. I forgot what it said
This one is NOT rainbow dash or rarity.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, so it, it, it, okay.
No duplicates if picking from the same. Wait, so I can only do two?
Okay, no, wait, hold on.
What about this one?
NOT rainbow dash! Okay, so rainbow dash has to be one of the first three.
I'm just going to shake them all and see what happens.
Okay let's see.
Okay, so this one's not rarity or rainbow dash.
This one's not rarity or rainbow dash.
This one's also not Rainbow Dash, so Rainbow Dash has to be one of these three.
Okay, but if this one's not Twilight Sparkle, and this one's not Twilight Sparkle, and that
one's not Twilight Sparkle, then that one has to be Twilight Sparkle.
Okay, I don't think that that's gonna matter.
Okay, hold on.
We gotta, guys, we gotta narrow it down.
We gotta narrow it down.
Okay.
So,
that one's not Applejack.
This one's not Pinkie Pie or Twilight Sparkle.
So none of these are Twilight Sparkle.
So Twilight Sparkle has to be one of these ones.
No, Twilight Sparkle has to be one of these.
Okay, well, I don't know what, it doesn't matter which one.
Okay, I'm thinking of this wrong.
I only have five minutes to buy after shaking.
Hi, I'm Craig, three minutes, I have three minutes.
Okay, hold on, let me think.
Okay, so it's gonna have to be two, three or five.
I feel like most people are saying three I'm gonna go with three that's my dad's
lucky number two I'm gonna go with three okay hold on let me see I want to
make sure it doesn't dox me add to bag view and do I get to do the fun thing
Right
What?
Okay.
All right, come on.
to pay. Okay, procedure pay. Confirming pay. Remember last time we did this, it glitched
and then we didn't get to like do the fun part.
That's like the best part.
Okay, buying right now.
Okay.
Okay, we got it.
First, I'm gonna guess what's inside.
And I'm going to guess that it is Rainbow Dash.
okay and I'm going to unbox it and I'm going to draw I'm going to draw what
should I draw I'm going to draw a wiener lucky wiener
I'm the winner. I am the winner. I am the winner. I am the winner. The lucky wiener worked. I am the luckiest wiener.
What do the lucky points mean? I don't even know what lucky points mean, but oh my god, I did it. I can't believe it
That's the only one that I really wanted. Yes. Why there was other ones that I thought were cute too, but
Yes
Excuse me, sorry, I'm a little burpy still from my colonoscopy. Oh
Oh, that's from the shaking and get hints is that that's what it is. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it
Then buy another no
We're just gonna stay with that and then maybe if pop Mart decides that they love me so much and they want to send me some
Then we will get more and then maybe I'll give some away to you guys, but
We'll see if they even do that. Okay. I win I got to remote ash
Oh my god, I'm so glad I picked three.
I'm so glad I picked three.
Um, let me see.
She just said that she would, she said she was going to ask.
So she's just probably waiting for a response from them.
But, yes!
Me and I shall...
No nightmare, well you can still see the light, can't mind me, I'm not in a city tonight.
Okay, um, I'm so happy about that, I'm so happy about that, my food's still not here.
I'm gonna have to take a little bites while I'm playing my game because I'm just a little
I'm just a little hungry, I'm just a little hungry, but um, are you streaming tomorrow?
No!
I stream Tuesday, Thursday, Friday.
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, 6pm PST.
Um, uh, what was I gonna say, but you will see me this week, you will see me Wednesday
as well, this upcoming week for Butch Lorette on Katie's channel, so make sure you do that.
you remember to come on down for that. I'm really excited. I'm really excited about that.
Crunchy Taco Bell Napkin with the $50 Dono. How are you post anal exploration? I'm actually
doing really well. They said everything was all good. And yeah, so they said everything
was all good. So we'll see in two weeks if I have anything else as far as like celiac
and things like that but um but yeah so thank you crunchy talk about napkin for the $50 don't know
so yeah so yeah you're going live on your channel for the bush threat no probably not it's just
gonna be on katie's channel um so keep an eye out for that and again as always i'll keep you
posted in the discord the times and everything um i feel like the time the time is probably gonna be
Is there a set time for it already?
7 p.m. EST?
So that's 4 p.m. PST.
So 4 p.m. PST.
7 p.m. EST.
The Wi-Fi is lit in Tijuana!
Hey!
Christina's in Mexico right now.
Mm-hmm
Me nice you
What day Wednesday Wednesday
Wednesday
Just just
And um, just, just girl just join the discord.
Just join the discord.
When are you gonna post a vlog?
When am I gonna post a vlog?
This week actually.
I was like, wait, when am I posting a vlog?
This week.
Hey, I just posted one last week!
Y'all think I'm a machine, brah?
No, but I am posting another one this week.
There was also a patreon one do if you if you really if you really are fiend and
Join the patreon to you jump post it one on YouTube this week
And then the patreon will probably get posted next week because I've edited it
Okay, this person is going to get to time down guys you can't spam the same thing 90 million times
You guys can't do that
Are you editing the patreon vlogs yourself? Yes, the patreon ones I'm doing myself because
I'm not adding like any like crazy things to them. So, so yeah. Um, you like the Amiga
one? It was your fave. I'm glad you liked it. I'm glad you liked it. What are we doing
We're playing a sponsor stream in about two minutes here.
So just waiting for the clock to strike 6.30 and then we're going to get into the sponsor stream.
I've never played this game, so we'll see how it goes.
Should be fun.
It's Mind's Eye.
The game is called Mind's Eye.
So we shall see.
Is it scary?
No, it shouldn't be like scary, scary.
are you doing your usual four hours? Yeah, I should probably. I will probably do something after jail. We'll just play something after too.
the lip combo I told you the lip combo if you just got here then you wouldn't
know the lip combo the lip combo is the Charlotte Tilbury liner the milk jelly
stick the milk jelly tints in like the pink red one and then the the what is it
the seichu, the seichu, um, lip elixir.
What shade of lip liner?
The charlotte tilbury one that everyone gets that one.
That one.
You know what you want.
I'm talking about that one.
Pillow talk.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Pillow talk, that one, that one, that one.
Okay.
Anyway, let's lock in here.
So we are going to get into our sponsored stream.
Mods that will switch all the stuff over.
Yeah, oh my God, Alondra's already on it.
So yes, first and foremost,
this stream is sponsored by Mind's Eye.
So thank you to Mind's Eye for sponsoring this stream.
And yeah, you can click the link right there,
the pinned link, you can play it now while it's on sale,
on all platforms, it's 50% off.
And use my link if you would like to play it yourself.
And it is a story-driven action adventure thriller
set in a fictional near future city called Red Rock,
where AI robots climate change tech billionaires
and the ongoing clash between humanity, robotics
in the state and big corporate private sectors
are more real than ever,
reflecting much of today's world.
Hmm, hmm, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
So, so yeah, but the game has been in development
for a lot of years, several years,
and yeah, we're just gonna see it,
we're just gonna see it come to life
Let's do this. Let's just do this. All right, so let me see. Everything should be good here.
Booted up, booted up. Let me turn my lo-fi off. My lo-fi. She can't see without her lo-fi.
Okay, build a rocket boy. Whoa. Okay. And you have to use a controller. Well, you don't have to, but it says, it says a controller is recommended.
Whoa. Okay. Mind's eye campaign begin story. Let me zoom in my camera a little bit. I feel like I'm so teeny tiny over here.
Hold on. I don't know where would be best to go. I'm going to just imagine this probably works up here.
Okay. Begin story.
In his research, Dr. Morrison identified a paradox, a moment where machine learning would evolve
past our capabilities of control and could spread like a- Oh! Dang it, I have to read faster!
Hello?
So cinematic.
Hey, guys!
It's a little loud.
Okay, I'll lower it in a second.
Oh, they're also in the helicopter, so.
Oh!
Not yet.
The graphics are nuts.
Let me see, hold on really quick.
Let me see if I could put the um, more of a satincy bit, and then I will see if I can,
uh, whoopsie.
Where do you think, um, where do you think, what's it called would be?
Where do you think, uh, why can't I not think of the world?
Subtitles.
Where do you think subtitles would be, general?
No subtitles, no graphics for me to display, I don't know, okay, one second, guys, what
to be at mouse and keyboard audio effects dialogue volume my food hood subtitles yes
okay we got it okay boom one second the dono peachy Peyton 11 with a $50 dono
hi vanilla I'm a 20 year old mom to an eight month old I've been struggling
with postpartum depression rage and body image after my c-section thank you for
being a safe, comforting space at night after a long mom days, it surely means more than
I could say. Oh my goodness, I am so proud of you. You did the most amazing thing and
hardest thing and you had a baby and that's not an easy thing. And you got this. You are
awesome. Thank you for being here and I'm glad that I could bring you some some comfort.
Thank you, thank you, Kichi Paker.
It's not like it's a 10-minute window.
Ah, I can't get a visual.
I can't get a visual.
Stop it there!
Yes! Showtime!
Yes, sir.
One speed is over 60 miles per hour out there.
Do you think he's going to work in that storm?
Whoa!
What's up?
What's wrong?
He's going in!
What do you see?
Uh, entrance chamber.
Designed.
Do I get to fly around the drone?
There we go.
Hopefully it's available.
What is that?
Yeah, the visuals are good. The visuals are real good.
NOOOOOO!
Uh-oh.
Ooh.
Oh no, is he gonna go kill him now? Did he get a haste?
Ooh.
I'll get my food, don't worry. Three years later.
Red Rock City.
Who this?
Hello?
Yo, Sam!
Sam!
Jake?
Yeah, man.
Bro!
It's been forever.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like I know these people.
Well, I'm here.
Man, come in!
Come on in!
Come on in
Dusty as hell what'd you walk here from the coast? No, just a busty, but we definitely need to get you cleaned up
Spare rooms in the back here. I'll bet make yourself at home cool. You want something to drink? Yeah, I'll take it here
Can't believe after all this time, I'm sharing a roof with Sergeant Commander Jacob D
What was that?
Oh, he's having a flashback.
What's that?
Jacob?
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. It's happening.
He has something to do with the drone that went in there and scanned the thing.
He's got an implant?
Thank you.
Yeah.
You good?
Here.
Thought that gave me the all clear.
It did.
But I don't know.
My memory's still a bit blurry.
Okay.
Damn, Jake.
I need to know more about this neck thing.
It's my time in the service.
It's still a blur.
All right.
If you're sure you're okay
About you this that's promised
You really came through man. I
Appreciate this. They don't hand these out to just anyone. So I need to know you're really okay. I
Won't let you down, sir
All right
I'm excited we get to work together. Hey, that ain't all
Finally get rid of that old cell phone of yours
this is your new silver corp approved lens okay you got a new phone transfer your data
from your old cell phone wait lens it goes in his eye oh what well now this is cool crazy
more can't be late for your first day mr. security man what right now day he
didn't get the shot I thought I had to clean up a shower almost thank you from
the bus stop okay let's do it
let's go
welcome to rep rock whoa it's nice here you'll get used to it
Okay, they're just drones everywhere?
come on
robot and shriek
Okay, so you got to show your you've got to show your identification of the robot.
Listen man, I appreciate you letting me crash and getting me in a snowboard.
What was this?
Dude, I was stoked to hear from you.
Can't believe after all this time our folks are still neighbors.
Everything changes and nothing changes.
Hey girl! Can I have a sip of that? Are you gonna drink that? Oh I'm so sorry for not
having your panel. Okay I'm not gonna be late I'm just checking out what's going on.
Can I run? Hey! This is quite the outfit you have on girl. Love it.
I mean, sure why not? The shins do everything else for us plus they're made by Silva
You say that like it's a good thing
Everything the guy touches turns to gold. He's the reason I came here. I've been a fan of heads
since he sent his mom into space
You know you sound like a recruitment poster hey
Look it worked out for you. I got you this job
for your birthday I'm so excited we'll get different from the military okay so
he got me a job at security guy at this like tech place like you like stuff's
about to take a big turn
I am no better than him y'all be a that was a show this is the sparkling new
all the time.
At least in Red Rock City stuck in the past.
You got your thing, Dave?
I told you.
They gave me a silver car.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if he's the bus I got to Red Rock.
Yeah, they're way faster, too.
Oh, hurry!
Okay, I got a train.
Oh, it's in a monorail.
Red Rock City outskirts Silver Factory.
So the silver is the name of the place.
Silver is the name of the place.
Morg-Matti with the $50 dono.
Hi, and I'm sending this dono on behalf of my friend Bella.
Here is her message to you.
Hi, Vanilla.
Love you so, so much.
You look so slay.
Cutesy today.
Also, we need your skincare and makeup routine
because the base is so good with love.
Bella, thank you, Bella, and Morg-Matti.
Thank you so much, Bella.
We'll do, like, a get ready with me soon.
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you for the donut, Ovella.
And a more matty.
Okay, my first day on the job, I'm ready to do this!
I'm ready to do this!
What can possibly go wrong?
Just scan your card.
Affirmative. I'm waiting for them on the other side.
Hello.
Jacob Diaz.
That's me.
I'm Carrie Rigby, head of security.
Hi Carrie.
It's a pleasure to meet you, man.
And you're late.
Why, I got here a-
Save it.
Let's get you started.
Okay, let's get- let's get me started.
Let's get me started.
Okay.
Use your watch and then we'll show up in your lands.
Ooh, look, I get to drive.
Okay, are she coming with?
I just drove off without her.
All right.
It's a car production, our flagship.
Woo-hoo, hold on, Kerry!
It is my job to know everything
and everyone at this company.
Okay, oh, this is fun.
In the military, DS, where you got that implant.
What happened to Steve?
What would happen if I...
That's coming out of your paycheck.
Okay, I just had to see what would happen.
It's deactivated.
Let's see my employee declaration. I just had to see what would happen to you any side effects
Guys, careful careful. I'm
That was just a robot though, so it's okay. Okay, everyone
Watch out. I'm driving and this is my first day. Okay. That was a person avoid harming civilians. Okay
I'm gonna actually was genuinely an accident. I'm sorry. Oh
Wait to the security office. Okay, this is get to the secure. Okay, then we got to keep going
Okay, the security operative you're going to be working as part of a team right you'll be alone the most part
Okay, directly to me and I report to mr. Silver will do understood. Yes, I work alone for the most part
Okay, she just goes by Rigby she doesn't go by carry Rigby no problem
But I'm too good you saw hi I skin right there. I'm too good. Wait worry. We're not just here
We'll be not just here about this particular area, we'll park here, we'll go right.
Parking?
Nice.
Dude, I'm good!
Welcome to Silver Corporation's Central Security Hub.
This is nice, this is a normal, this is nice in here, I'm not gonna lie.
And that is your office.
Okay, let me actually grab my food really quickly.
Sorry, one second!
The fastest food grabber you know!
The fastest food grabber you know! This looks so cool. I want to play. Hey, click the link. Click the link.
I think it's on sale right now. It's 50% off.
Okay.
Wow. You literally have eyes in the sky, huh?
Mr. Silver spares no expense for security.
Yeah, I can see that.
Your uniform.
oh bulletproof and your side on that weapon links to your lens do ret no
connection okay cool I trust you know how to handle one sure oh yeah I do let's
get you set up well he knows how to shoot he was in the service this is your
console but I'm not sure what service you have normal behavior in some of our
security box. Take a buggy and collect them from the inter-parameter gate. Your hands will navigate you.
Okay, so now I'm going back into the car. Okay, that.
Oh, he's talking crap about Rigby! You heard him back there!
This is Lens Media. High Lens Media. Personalized to you. Based on you.
Okay. Whether it's your car location is sunny. Sunscreen is advised.
Okay, I'll get my own person on the gun.
Oh, I'm on the street with it! Oh!
Where are we going?
Hold on!
RUN!
Oh, I just...
Okay, so that's the beat button.
What's wrong with him?
What am I gonna do?
Oh, wait! That's my friend!
weird shit going on today yeah we control your vehicle midair okay find the
robots what's that telling you which one of the back this way I think right
responding to instruction so they need to be deactivated immediately okay use the
gun you were just issued wait do I have to go up into the mountains
I think I got to go this way, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
My, uh, maybe actually I should go over here, because there's a map that my face is covering.
I'm going to go over here.
There's a map.
Okay, there we go.
I didn't see it.
Okay, there we go
All right, something's wrong with the robots
What are they doing whatever it is? I'm stopping it right now. Yep
I'm scared. Okay, scan the area
LNR
We scan the okay, there we go, okay boom I can see my enemies
Okay, and how do I get my gun out?
Okay, there we go.
Boom.
Got him!
Okay, legs are weak. Good to know.
Boom.
Ouch!
Ouch
Got him
Okay, what about these guys in the back? Are they to not be trusted either? Oh my goodness. Okay. Hold on. Who was that?
One more
One more I got him got him boys
Okay, that's area so the other ones were fine the blue guys
what the heck's going on over here all right back in the car
call breakey
those robots did deactivate it I know it now get back to the security office
Yes ma'am! Yes ma'am!
Sorry.
Alright.
Okay, so the robots are on strike.
a mark coming through here see I take my
job very seriously I'm not wasting any
time
good hang it all right thanks man we see
him yeah so now I have to go back to the
security office
Oh, I just want to prove myself now.
Rigby?
Let's interact.
Ooh, okay.
Call Rigby.
Follow the missing hardware from the camera's menu.
Oh, I get to see.
Seems like someone's removed an asset from the labs.
Use the CCTV.
Find a relevant camera and identify the subject.
I'm on my way
Okay, it looks like it's camera number seven. I see him. He's on the move. He's got a backpack
This guy being innocent mistake. Oh, no this guy. I want him and see where he's going
Okay, this guy's the killer
Let's see where he goes, okay
He's now at the main hallway.
Alright, where's he going?
Keep away.
Hey, you're not supposed to be there.
Make sure you switch cameras to stay on him.
We'll do.
Did I lose him?
Oh, man.
We need to monitor even the smallest of movements.
I didn't lose me's right here
Okay, he's being sketchy. He's being sketchy
He's turned into the South Corridor
Okay, he's gonna go probably
Here? No. Oh wait, no I did it. We need the room. Okay, yes ma'am.
Okay, what do you got for me? RFID alert, employee Matthew Concie Robotics.
Looks like a piece of the latest PCB tech. That's a mind's eye.
What? I'm guessing your mirror and cup and memory
That's been an impact. Yes, Jacob. This is a technology officer, please
Lars is fine, sir. They say the name of the game in the game. He's quite shy
We need to put the time on that. Okay, I recommend XCS still strong between range and speed. It will be more than adequate
Your implant is a very rare specimen what Americans referred to as a collector sighting
Built by the late on some more and see for the silver corporation. So all kids are not everybody has this
Boys
Okay, let me give you flying clearance you're good to go
Whoa, okay follow concy, okay, here he is
Okay, okay, yeah, I don't want to I don't want to be I don't want to be too close
If you're high or too far back, we'll lose the tracker signal.
Okay.
I think I can manage.
I got it.
According to our records, Rocky lives on the other side of town.
He's not going home.
The probability of him going to meet a mysterious fire just increased exponentially.
Use the zoom function on the camera to check the vehicle identifier.
No ID.
You're expected.
Sorry.
Oh, sorry.
This is great for the day.
Okay.
Yeah, that's another one of our robots.
Yep. Oh!
What the heck? Did he blow it up?
What? Who blew him up? I wasn't me, I promised that wasn't me. I promised that wasn't me.
Ooh, can we get a donut? Please, please, please, can we stop for a donut? I fly the drone in
the donut shop. He's going off-roading.
He's floating.
People still use that stuff!
They don't even use code for anymore in this future!
Who's here?
Okay, looks like he's gonna meet somebody here.
Okay.
meeting someone yeah looks like the other cars this is the old factory he's
coming to now okay what's his plan he's getting out he's getting out the car for
now he stopped the car he's getting out he's getting out
he's out of the car and on foot looks like he's going into that building
Get a better angle here
Okay
Sorry
Okay, my bad, my bad is my first day so not too much on me. Okay. It's my first day
to see who comes looking for it. Okay, up there on the roof. Where? I'll mark it on your
left. We'll give us a best visibility. Okay, wait, so I'm supposed to go up there? Love
you to bark up here. Okay, I got it. I'm understanding it now. Now we just wait and see who comes
for the package. If there's any activity the drone will ping me. Perfect.
Well, as you're done for the day. Good job, DS. That was easy! Always a pleasure.
I can do this. Hey, uh, Lars? Hmm? What else can you tell me about this, Morsen?
Well, Hunter Morsen was a visionary. His research into AI is the foundation for
Silver corp surprised air technology. Okay, we finally know anything about this
thing about that series of prototypes meant to fuse an organic host with AI
No examples of this prototypes have been seen until
now
The real question is
How do you have it?
It was part of my gig with the military. I mean where can I find a person that it's the million problem question
I
Yes, okay, I'll be right up
I'm Morrison original
You should be part of his collection in his office
Evil about this
Here to let anyone touch it. It's exactly a celestial the days it's peered
Well that one why would you tell me that because now I'm gonna have to go
search for it.
Because now I'm gonna have to go search for it.
Yo can you meet me outside Hunter Morrison's office?
Uh, why?
Just trust me.
Just trust me bro.
Please.
Jake?
There's some you're not telling me here. Yes, there is. Yes, there is.
Oh!
I want to take a look around. That's all.
That's all I just want to have a look.
This sounds like anti-security guard shit, if you ask me.
Why are you bringing me into it?
Oh! Oh! Okay, I'll go ahead.
I'll use my own card and treat you now.
You can just say you were fixing something in there.
Please?
I don't know.
Okay, get out.
Okay, elevator.
Is there any buttons in this?
Nope, it's just going, okay.
What's that?
The implant all this time you just wanted answers about the tech in your head. Are you kidding me? She's doing very well
Thanks for asking. That's good
They're listening
I don't trust them. I don't trust these robots. I
Gave you a place to live. I got you a job and all this time you were lying to me
Now you want me to break into this office. It's my ass on the line, too.
I should have told you. And I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Seb. I do. But this, this is the office of the guy who built this thing.
We need to go in there.
I should report you.
Not help you.
Oh, really? So I'm supposed to be your friend, and you're gonna give it up to the boss man?
You have no idea how this tech has affected my brain.
This thing has ruined my life, and that makes it okay for you to ruin mine.
Okay.
I remember that. I remember you said that to me.
You're right.
Yeah, you're right. I don't need you. I could do this myself.
I didn't think this thing through.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Jake, hold on, I'll meet you back at the house.
Bro, as soon as he leaves, I'm going in there.
I don't care.
Ooh!
That's my friggin' dude!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's my guy right there
Okay, let's see let's find out more about this thing implanted in my neck
Wait
This is it
Monza
The reason I came here
Okay, I'm so was Morrison who built the minds I so this is all starting to make sense
So, Loki, I did kind of trick my friend into getting me a job here because I was trying to find this guy.
So that's what seems to be happening here.
But, I need to figure out what is going on with me.
I need to know, what is this thing implanted in my brain?
Someone cared about their manicure?
Okay. What's this? A menu? Room service menu. Who'd done love a nice club sandwich?
I'll take the, um, uh, yeah, I'll take the carbonara and then I'm also going to do the
pan roast wild sea bass, please. Um, you know what? And just throw in the dry age New York
trip while you're while you're there is that for making coffee more like a giant
experiment I don't think so is it it's definitely something well it might be
actually what's this over here robot parts I guess it was working on the
robots these look almost human yeah freaky I don't like it don't like it one
bit how they have teeth yeah why would they have teeth actually I don't like
that you're asking all the right questions can I go through this door
No, okay, there has to be something else that I'm not
Lily yo or lily-voe, oh lily-voe
What he could read this
Oh, no, he passed out.
Uh-oh, why I feel like someone's gonna be in here with us.
Um, hello?
Hello?
What the hell is that?
Cold turn, you're all past.
Side content will appear on the mini-maps
and trigger it, walk through the portal.
Okay, we'll do.
Whoa, am I gonna get a flashback?
Whoa!
Covert ops, always different,
but some things never change.
Oh, so this is like a flashback from what I was.
People are gonna die in the world.
You never know who could be your friends, could be you, could be the enemy.
They got friends too.
Hostage situations are the worst.
Only thing worse than being in a combat situation is being in one and not being able to defend
yourself.
And that's where we come in.
Alright, rescue the hostage. Okay, cool.
Gotta be organized, even though it's chaos.
Team, cover on me!
Oh, crap! I didn't even see me.
Hold on. Hold on, guys. I got this.
Okay, they did it for me. Where are we going now? Up here? Oops, sorry. Got him. Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, watch it
Reloading
I'm moving move up
Got him
Dang I can't even see that hold on came to see that guy right
got him hey where is he that guy too got him
okay now we're gonna be loading there's so many
freaky people we are no one of our friends
Okay, move up, move up.
Reload.
Okay, move up move up
Reloading all right
Okay, that was my fault I ran in there I ran in there with no cover I ran in there with no cover that was my bad
Okay
You know a little too ambitious there
Oh my god, just wasted a whole clip
On your lead
Okay, come on guys!
Okay, those are our guys too.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Don't worry, I got him.
Got him.
I got him.
Woo!
That guy's a little far, but I still got him though.
Who else?
Got him.
Anyone else?
Oh, I didn't even see him when I got him.
Oh, oh, hold on, I'm getting the roof, the roof!
Get all the roof!
Soldier down, soldier down!
Got him.
Soldier down.
Okay.
Oh, I'm wasting all my bullets.
Okay, let me, let me, let me relax, let me relax.
Okay, are you ready to move up?
Come on, y'all, let's go.
All units, pushing Bravo!
We need the hostage alive and out of here!
We need the hostage alive.
Come on, push up!
Get a medic!
All right, is it just me going in or what?
What are we doing?
Is this him?
We got him, boys.
You don't get to talk to anyone about it, but you never want to anyway.
We got him, boys.
That's
Somehow I don't think I should tell anyone about this someone didn't in 20 seconds is that what it said
He must have just ran in there
He must have just ran in there.
Geez!
Speedrun.
Okay.
Now I have to go to Seb's house.
I feel like I'm going to get caught from out of here, I'm scared.
Where are you?
Oh, me?
I'm in car production.
What are you doing in car production?
I gave you access to the Ravens video feed. Did you see it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that.
I'm pulling it up right now.
No, I definitely saw that.
Mmm!
It's not in there.
The people came to pick it up.
He said the building with the missing windows.
They all look like that.
Aargh!
Heh!
This car, I told you, one thing.
Okay, that's weird. How is it missing?
Maybe they just haven't found it yet.
Okay, good.
Like in a car sounds like an upgrade from a buggy
They both have their benefits you now work for one of the largest manufacturers of the finest electric vehicles in the country
Is that mine that was such we're loaning you one take it and drive to the planes
Hey, where's it at? What should I do when I get there?
Watch and observe. I'll be right behind you with backup. Call me when you're in room. We'll do
Oh there it is out there all right
And also for anyone who's confused guys the premise of the game is about
Rogue AI and corrupt companies
And we haven't gone too far to the story, but that's what the premise of the game is
Oh
Almost like real life
Are you serious did you guys just see that he almost killed me with you as soon as we can
Oops, sorry.
Oh, god.
You're on with the ass, and break me.
I hear you're on your way out to Red Rock Place, as we speak.
Yeah.
Careful.
Watch out, sir.
Uh, OK, but just put it on my, just put it on my, uh, take it off my next paycheck.
They're criminals.
It's a drop.
They're dangerous.
You see a very calm.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not scared.
But just I'm not interested.
Should I be scared?
That's enough of the science experiment, okay?
What are you seeing in the drone feed?
There are many of them. They're moving through the main structure.
Wait, I want the driver, look here, look here.
Okay, I'm going really fast.
I'm sure they have the money to speak.
Oh, see ya!
No, but they have the money to fix that, so it shouldn't be any problem.
So it shouldn't be any problem.
It's a big company, it's fine, they have the money.
Secondly, if I lose the hood of the car, there can't be a scratch on the hood of the car because there is no hood of the car, so I'll figure it out like that.
Hey guys, I have to make sure I get there before they find the stuff.
All right, I'm gonna buy all the way, almost there.
Okay, I'm picking up speed again. I'm starting to get scared.
Going a little fast. The donut shop again!
Oh my god, I'm going so fast.
Oh, I was just gonna run here.
Alright.
Yes, I made it.
Richie, I made it.
Oh, crap.
Too many Diaz, pull over, turn off your lights, and wait for the cavalry to arrive.
If anything changes, you contact me immediately.
Okay, I'm just one person. Why would they send me out here alone when they got like 10 motherfuckers here?
It feels like a setup.
Okay, girl, why are you down the bar?
Okay I just locked in crazy, so how do I lock in right there?
Don't be mad at me, but they're shooting
Doing that
Well, yeah, we're on route
Ruby's like shut up
for my signal you can't let that footage fall into their hands okay I'm so
sorry we have to put your risk search the building for it if you can dang they
don't even care I'm going in I'm going in
who wants this
They're very aggressive, I'm having to use deadly force.
Well, I mean, it's a little too late for that, we already feel like we're-
But you can use any means necessary to defend yourself.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Sorry, Diva.
Sorry, girl.
Dang it!
I'm hit! I'm hit!
Okay, keep them moving.
I'm hit!
Okay, scan.
What's this?
Another gun.
Nice.
Upstairs.
Oh
Headshot two two three
Hey, boom, I'm pretty good, huh?
Let's do a scan up here
Manmo nice
Rambo oops, oh, sorry
Sorry just flew them off the building. Okay, um
Yeah, where the fuck is this thing nothing on level two and up to the roof
heading up to the roof okay so if I were to head up to okay I would just go off
the other staircase that's how I would have there oh yeah let me get my other gun
out oh oh they oh they were ready they were ready but you know what so am I
wait did I get him or no looks like I got him we got him boys okay okay a
a little bit of parkour. Nothing wrong with a little bit of parkour.
Oh, missing all my shots. Okay, I got it this time though.
Still didn't have it. Okay.
I'm on the drawing edge. Girl! Keep looking.
Can I just like punch?
Oh, okay. She really thought. Okay, hold on. Let me get up.
Let me get up.
I found it!
Oh!
The drone's been destroyed.
What's your ETA?
We'll be there very soon.
But you've got more of them incoming.
Hanging out.
Oh, Jesus.
Yup, before you even have the chance.
Ah!
Now what?
Where y'all at hey downstairs
We're down there, okay, I gotta go back down I know like dang I got here so quick like y'all
Okay, get here as quick as I did.
Ayah!
Ooh, look at that!
Did you see that?
That was nice.
Puta madre!
Latino!
Okay.
How many of these guys are there?
Can I have a scan?
Oopsies! Didn't see you there!
Okay...
Yeah!
I know that's not Rigby.
Oh, now y'all want to show up.
Now y'all want to show up, really.
Okay.
Yes?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yes?
Are you okay?
First day on the job, by the way.
Anyone left?
First day on the job.
We're all dead.
And the PCB?
I don't think they found it.
I think it's inside the building.
Go.
Yes, sir.
mind you I'm shot like can I get a little can we get can I get a medic or
that insignia these are all red sand red sand
we have the PCB secure it who shot first made it give me a gun
go home get some rest I'll be in touch all right this is what like I said first
day of the job so I'm still a little confused
Clean this place. Don't leave a trace.
Ooh, okay.
Hey, you know what? I'm not going to ask no questions. I'm just going to do what she says.
I'm just going to do what she says. I'm not going to ask any questions, honestly.
Oh
If I didn't want to kill it for
I
Hey
What the hell happened to you man, I've been seeing things oh he's okay now he tells the truth
No, it's not. Don't say that.
I do know you, the real you, and whatever some voice inside your head is saying.
Thank you, bro.
Oh my God, thank you.
You almost killed me, man.
Come on, let's get a drink, huh?
Yeah, sure, I'm buying
Can I take a shower first? Finally?
How long away from the fridge? Oh, sure. That was a good joke
Just
Let me get freshened up. Yeah, okay finally. I'm gonna take my shower
Why is she at my crib?
what the hell like good morning to you too come with me what
I didn't even ask any questions like that blacked out car over there it's been waiting
for us it's a tail okay so the car didn't fix itself so for anyone who is wondering
of the car fixed itself, it didn't.
Wait, what?
Oh, that car, okay.
Okay.
So where am I supposed to go?
Lose the tail.
Okay, so I'm going this way.
Easy, lost him already.
Oh my God, he's fast, bro.
How am I supposed to lose him? He's fast, yeah.
Is this a trip to the mall?
We are being pursued.
That was a hard one.
I'm sorry.
Ah!
Oh my god, I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Ah!
Y'all, I'm scared!
Oh my god, he's faster than me though.
Hey, this car can't take much damage.
Too late.
Too late, Rigby.
This car's already taking too much damage.
Oh, it's a golden sack!
Wake me! Why wouldn't you tell me this was a golden sack?
Come on!
Alright, everyone look out!
Oh
He's stuck he's stuck now's my time
Are you serious? Oh wait, it didn't even hit me
Okay, everyone just hitting each other what's going on? Oh, we lost it. We lost them
Let's get to the factory. Come on.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, well, thank you so much.
So I can go this way, that would be pretty good for it.
I don't want it to be good, right?
No, not at all.
Hey, Rick, he's over a donor!
Or did you just make this piece of shit?
I really can use a donor, right?
Really can go for a donor, right?
I
Didn't want your robots talking to each other we decided it was too dangerous
Sounds like a long-hands it could do a lot of damage
Precisely although it's impossible to say what they wanted it for and I got 30 now I feel uncertainties not guesses
Right, muscle right, muscle right, muscle left, right, there, hold X and skip to the destination
I feel like she's got everything she had to say.
Oh! Perfect!
It's a little tough.
We made it!
He's been in there a couple hours.
I want you to question him.
What makes you think he's going to talk to me?
Why do we do?
Like, why do they think I'm like the best employee ever?
I've been here for two days.
But don't worry Rigby, I'll I'll make sure I get the job done
What the hell man you can't keep me here, okay?
Okay
Rigby
All right, Rigby. He's already a little bit pissed off, so I'm not sure where to go from here
I want to speak to my lawyer now. I know my rights look Matt
I'm 11. What do you mean?
I was a betting man. I'd guess by yourself right just tone that you
Learn some deep shit. Yeah, he is
So I'm any got nothing. I was out for a drive and then I pulled over to take a piss. That's it
No, we got you on camera, buddy. We know that this was a drop-off. I was the one that was following you
Okay, I get it
Silver Corp sends in one of their military goons to try and intimidate me
But guess what?
Okay, real!
to the silver network once I set up the transmitter dang oh my god he just started spilling all
where's your transmitter it's in my locker go now
honestly that's real that's real because I'm gonna death you bad idea that you
You got just killed 20 people back there?
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.
You're working with him.
No, no, no, please, please, please, please, don't hurt me.
I didn't do it.
What do you know?
I just saw him once.
He had the same chuckamental on his neck,
and he had a prosthetic arm.
He was all tatted up.
Jack, what's going on?
He's trying to get some answers.
Bray, you can't trust this guy.
He's working with him.
He's got the thing in the back of his neck.
I don't understand.
He's working.
Now!
What the hell?
he must have not known that huh?
Huh?
Perform a chest compression when the disc aligns with the cursor. Okay.
There we go.
Keep the cursor aligned with the guideline. Okay, to give mouth to mouth.
Okay, come on, come on, wake up.
Wake up.
Freeze game!
He's up! He's up!
I saved him.
I'm just that good.
I
Need to talk to him
I'm done with him. Who's your contact?
the little John are they working for the tattoo man
where can we find them
he's all yours
let's get him out of here
Ricky don't play bro
override
search Robin Hood and little John
crypts
search location
yeah
Who is this tattooed man, Diaz?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Explosion triggered the emergency protocol. I need to get us back online.
What is going on in here?!
It's your vehicle, but I have these coordinates. I need you to be ready.
Oh my god, I hate this job! This woman is making me do everything!
It's so scary here.
I'm trusting you here. Don't make me regret it.
Okay.
This is the rest of this job, it's just too much.
I have to go to my car.
Okay, it's in my car.
Can I take this one?
Hey, where'd that car go?
Oh, it's all I got a new one now hey, thank you
Thank you, really
Also again you guys if you want to play buying side you not forget to click the
The old trailer park in the backline of the car or my panel van.
Can't let whoever pull up the factory into the truck.
It's 54% off right now.
We need to get the location of the second hacker from him.
I'm on my way.
And yes, there's a sandstorm incoming.
Get a lot of the equipment.
Sandstorm?
That's the shower, he said.
Military.
Nando.
Tell me more about the backknuckle.
Outsiders who live off grid.
They say they're the only free citizens of Redbrox.
So they're being an intruder, but it makes you free.
Thanks to the care system, every phone and device,
cop body, traffic cam, surveillance drone,
and satellite is linked and analyzed in real-time
by security algorithms.
Right, right.
Crime in this city is almost impossible for your average citizen.
Right.
Unless you can keep your identity off the database.
Exactly.
That's very good.
Under development, anti-technology.
Okay.
I think about Uber driver dog.
What? I'm trying to get there quick.
Silver has the best AI control system on the planet, and Mark will demand it once only from our fathers.
Hey! Get out the way!
So the entire character system is under Silver's control.
We have an obligation, if asked, to provide all data to the authorities, but yes.
No wonder the man doesn't like it.
Hey, watch where you guys serious! Watch where you're going!
...they are coming to get you, but they're not.
Get out of here!
Yeah, I don't have time for traffic.
Excuse me!
I don't have time for traffic.
It won't be anything new.
Understood.
Hurry up.
As soon as I happen to-
Hurry up!
Do you see how I'm driving right now?
I'm hurrying.
Probably when you get there.
Great day to you too.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I see what you're coming on.
The sandstorm.
Oh my god, are you serious?
You don't see me driving?
Get out of the way.
Well, I know you seem to take it this lecture, so I don't know why you would think that.
Let me out over here, ooh.
Pierre and signs, Devon and Puff are in sale, my favorite stores.
Ooh, ooh, this is nice.
Nice.
Nice
Oh my god, look at that. Look at how windy it is. This stuff's flying away
Oh my god, so windy.
What?
What's going on?
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What's going on here?
No.
Excuse me.
Oh, oh, sorry.
Okay, take the left here.
There.
Right.
Oop.
Don't drift.
Hey, don't leap at me.
That's very rude.
Hey
And we're here, oh, let me see we're here
What's your status and just parked and then on foot anything specific I should be
looking for we're decrypting a photo from country's lands okay let me see
copy that this is what we lived it from country's lands let me see it's a hand
Okay, I got to find that I got to find that that trailer you can't like my camera's kind of covering it
But it's just like a green and white trailer
Okay, I'm not seeing it right now probably in there somewhere okay, so I have to go around these guys
I'm going to go back this way.
Don't raise any alarm bells or the hacker will be spilt.
I'm inside.
What a shithole.
My mistrailer, if you're not seeing it.
Hey, Ricky.
You're not gonna need to defend myself again in here?
You're good. Don't interfere with them and they won't bother you.
Are you in there yet? Let's go. Jump the fence if you have to. Jump the fence, okay.
But then these people are going to see me. I can't because it's barbed wire.
Oh, I found it!
I found the trailer.
Oh, do I not have to be hiding from them?
Like, do they just think I'm a normal person?
Shoulda learned. I shoulda learned from the prank. I shoulda learned from the prank, back in with the locker.
I shoulda learned not to trust him.
Shoulda learned not to trust him.
Little John's toast
All right
Okay
Oh, she was cute
I'm gonna try to just get out without
Had to kill her. How do I get out of here? Where's my freaking car burger bar? Oh shit. I gotta kill me
Woo!
Let's see what you got!
Nice!
You tracked that truck?
I'll talk to him.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, okay.
Until we have the coordinates, that's the only option we got.
Chase the truck. It says chase the truck.
What truck?
I'm trying!
I'm trying I don't know where the exit is. Oh my god girl. They're killing me
Oh my god, you yelling is not helping me Rigg me
Okay, whole time it was just okay, so whole time. I just had to go right here
Okay
Come on, let's do it.
Dude, my shit is your fault.
Alright, I'm chasing him.
Move!
Everybody move!
So hard to see with all the sand.
Ah, I got him, I got him!
I'm on him, Ricky!
I'm on him!
Don't worry, I won't lose them.
I won't lose them.
Oh my god, they don't care.
Oh, that wasn't me this time. That was them. I'm on them.
I got a lot of needles.
Alright, hold on.
Oopsies!
Oh crap.
Okay, we're going east. We're going east.
Oh crap, they got my friggin, they got me!
Rigby, they got me!
Rigby, I'm shocked.
Okay, I'm good, I'm okay, Rigby.
Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, Rigby, my back window's going now, too.
Rigby, this has gotta be a convertible.
Oh my God, Rigby, they don't care.
They're just saying everyone.
They'd be there at the pharmacy.
Oh, what is that girl red?
Don't worry, I'm not going to lose that.
I
Repeat we're still following them
I'm gonna be as carous as fuck.
I'm gonna be holding my hand.
Am I supposed to just follow them or am I supposed to be shooting at them?
I'm reported when you have it.
Wait, how am I supposed to get it?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
I don't feel so good.
What am I supposed to do?
How do I shoot when I'm in the car?
I don't think I'm going to fall down.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's it.
what the hell
Fuck that!
Oh shit.
Run!
Crap. Okay, give me- Do I got another gun? Oh, hold on, hold on.
Oh yeah, I need that one. Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Alright, let me get up, let me get up.
Let me get up.
Oh my god!
Wait, is she fighting with me?
Who's this D.Va?
Who's this D.Va with the shotgun?
Who's this demon with the shotgun?
Hey!
Oh my god, are you serious?
I like her!
Why would y'all do that to her?
Okay.
Am I good?
Do I have a scan?
Leave it down!
The house explodes!
I feel like she's gonna be a baddie. Who is this?
Weed-earing! She's cool!
Oh shit, she's not playing.
Hey, listen, you don't have to trust me with those guys. They're gonna barbecue us. Okay? Just like they did
Yes, I'm gonna show you the park. Just love her dead
We need to get the hell out of here
Hey, hey, it wasn't me. Okay, I'm just here to make sure that you get out alive
Girl come on we gotta go now
Can you drive can you shoot?
Just warning you the first a little messed up right now, but I am taking it to the shop
Okay, okay, I got this
Uh, uh, bust the left, bust the right
Wait!
Girl, obviously!
We need a...
Protect Robin Hood!
Wait, you're Robin Hood?
The girl is Robin Hood?
Okay
Don't worry, I got him
I got him
Got him
What about these guys
We're going to be just fine.
Oh my goodness.
You can tell me all about it once we get back.
I know he is. I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, I'm truly sorry about that.
Oh, hey, right here.
I'm truly to safe.
Let's not be in there.
Alright, hold on.
Okay.
The vehicle's significantly damaged.
Okay, yeah.
So I could...
I could...
I don't know what to tell you.
Looks clear.
Yeah, it definitely is.
Alright.
She's a good driver though.
I've got Robin Hood. She is what it is.
She! Robin Hood. My name is Cary Raking. I'm head of security at Silvercorp.
I know who you are, Cary Raking. I studied up on your company.
We'd like you to stay at our safe house for a foreseeable future.
Huh? Were you trying to hire me after I was hired to hack you?
So would you like to accept our offer or shall I have the answer you off the nearest bridge?
Oh
If you make it 32k, it's stucky. Then we have a deal.
I'll be in touch.
Dick girl you probably could have asked for more than that.
You see how much money these people have? You could have asked for more than that.
Rigby's like shit. I'm like shit. We were gonna offer you two hundred thousand. That's fine with us
We're here come on
She's looking at the building she's like fuck I probably should ask her more
She's cool, I like her
Are we gonna fall in love? Like, I don't know.
There you go, a building.
This is a safe house, so is this where she's gonna stay at?
Oh, hello.
Dang, is she just always there?
This is nice, this is nice.
I'm gonna need better gear than this and remote access to civil-course servers
Okay, she don't play
Do you want me to do my job good or not?
It's a person
Diaz, get back here to the factory. We need all hands on deck
Copy that
Hey
Diaz
Got a first name?
Jacob
Cool
I'm Charlie Charlie. I'll be seeing you run
Okay, I like them together. I like them together. I
Like them together, okay
Let's hear what they talking about what are they yapping about over there
Oh, sorry, I knocked your suitcase over.
Let me just fix that for you.
Just knocked it over.
Yeah, that probably checks out.
Okay, well, I'm going to get back in my beautiful, not messed up at all car, and I'm going to
go to factory.
Looks great.
Looks like a convertible now, technically, look, if you look at it, you've got the top
down.
If you think of it like that.
Charlie!
Oh, you see how his voice even changed.
Uh-huh. Listen, I wanted to wait until we marked the modern to ask you a question.
Yeah, what is it?
Go on.
Did you really have to only have for branch of work being a poach or two?
Maybe a very long one.
I'm just trying to work out who I can trust. You can trust me.
Says the criminal walking till an hour ago was working against my employer.
The criminal who was now working for your employer?
So, trust me.
Well, on one hand, you did just save my life.
I did.
On the other, you've got that same weird piece of metal underneath as the guy who hired me to hack your company.
Yeah, so that's what I'm still trying to figure out.
Beyond that, I don't know what it does.
I got a new military, but it was made by Silvercore.
Maybe you're controlling your mind, Jake and Tia.
Okay, he's holding Connie.
Maybe it is.
What did I hear you had to tell me?
Someone you knew?
Actually, no.
Only contact I had with some military type 2.
Faced full of tattoos.
Realtor.
I had this weird kind of robot arm.
That checks the other guy's side.
So why 32K?
And then we're being so special to you.
If I told you, that would be too easy.
Maybe I'll let you guess.
Sounds like we have a deal.
There he is.
I gotta do some work.
I will talk to you later, Mr. Jacob Diaz.
Bye, Charlie!
Oops, sorry.
Okay, and we are back at the factory.
Alright, let's park that bad boy up.
I'm sure they'll get that fixed.
Rigby? I'm hungry! And also I hit a few people on the road, and my car is messed up.
I
What's going on
I am recording this interview. Oh
All right, yes
Please be aware. I am monitoring your vitals as well
Okay, who is this
Tattooed bionic man. Yes
I know as much about him as you do you have some kind of agenda here. What after all?
I'm done for you, Rigby!
Unless there was some specific reason you wanted access to our facilities.
That's not true.
First of all, entry level!
Do you see what you're up to, Tony?
What you were looking for here.
Huh.
Fuck, she got me, okay?
You call me Red Handed.
I'm not sure.
All I know is that Silvercorp is a piece of my story and that the answer is-
What is it, Claudio?
He's with me now.
Can't it wait?
Let me speak to Marco.
Yes, understood.
Mr. Silver wants to see you at his home.
His home?
You better get going.
The Mr. Silver?
I've got my eyes on you.
Oh, I'm scared.
Okay, uh...
I hope my car is, uh...
Thank you!
Thank you, Okada.
Okay, perfect, because I could not show up, dude.
I could not show up with a busted ass horn.
Ooh, I got a new color this time.
Nice.
Okay, I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to be so careful.
I am not even going to crash it once.
Watch how careful about to be this on this ride.
Watch how careful about to be.
I'm gonna show up with the car in one piece.
Oh, he lives like right over here. I'll be there in like two seconds.
This must be serious.
You got any advice for how to handle it?
Well, from what I know,
remember that phrase,
smartest guy in the world.
Well, this is him.
So, if you want to impress him,
probably the less you say the better.
Okay.
The less I say the better.
Alright.
Look at this beautiful driving.
Okay, that got scary for a second there.
Oh, that's not this house up there. Look it, look it, look it up here. I made it look all in one piece.
Yes! Dang! Nice ass crib!
We did it. We made it in one piece. And you're about to come in there and stink it up! I
know I'm all like dusty and bruised and cut up and...
Hello Mr. Diaz, I'm Claudia Marcos, assistant.
Hi Claudia!
Come on. You can just call me Jacob.
Come on in.
A lot of privacy out here, huh?
He bought all the neighbors properties, living at 2 Mile radius, so that's an understatement.
Geez.
Follow me.
Can I get you something to drink?
Water, please.
Can you tea, kombucha, seltzer?
No.
Thanks.
Hey, is it?
Yes.
Hey, is it?
Yes. Marco only surrounds himself with the best.
Come on.
Wow.
Beautiful.
I know, her walk is so deep.
Yes, Mr. Gioz is here.
Please don't touch anything.
Marco has specifically placed everything in this house
using the key principles of feng shui.
Help him a few in a moment.
Oh, and he's a germaphobe,
so just be mindful of your physical distance.
Okay, we'll do.
Copy that.
Okay.
Copy that.
Okay.
That's a thing in my head.
Jacob Diaz.
Oh!
Mr. Silva.
Hi.
Oh, yeah.
No, German plane, right?
I saw your work at the planes.
You?
I've got a mean streak.
I'm gonna get it for my father.
Me too.
What are you, ferret parties?
Uh, I'm a...
Well, sir, uh...
Good time.
I'd like to think I'm pretty polite.
Excellent.
follow me okay oh and Jacob Rigby told me you can snooping around oh well sir
there are some say it you do right by me and I'll take care of you understand
me understood sir yes sir then call me Marco I've never been a fan of the
military pop okay come on
Wow yeah not bad the hell latest model Marco oh yeah I've decided to attend
Diana's party after all I'll send the attendee list your lens great and there's
already one packed in the drone thank you hey you're flying what I'm flying
Oh
Have you seen my driving oh crap
Shit all right
Whoa, oh this is fucking sick
What are you on?
Well, I grew up at least.
I'm an immigrant.
Immigrant? Hey! Me too! Best people!
You really need to be honest.
Hey!
My background is well documented.
Although my dad was not nearly as rich as they say.
Listen kid, don't be afraid to dream.
That's what keeps us all alive.
all right I won't be afraid
well that's what I'm trying to figure out
let's get low let's get let's like over right over everything
save this friend
Yeah, this is cool.
Woo, that was close.
Politician is like a good animal.
An animal?
I pass any block.
Oh, you won't believe what the day I had yesterday.
You can fool me.
I'll go.
You wouldn't even believe it if I told you.
All right, we're almost here.
Artificial Oasis.
We'll do.
Land in the artificial oasis. So like up here, this.
But that's where Club of Billions get you these days.
Beauty and the Beast.
Oh, right there. Okay, hold on.
Girl, I thought he meant to land in the water, right? Are you sure?
Oh!
Diana's Lakehouse. Okay.
Get say long.
If you want your rockets here in Red Rock, you need to play nice.
Seems Mavaga will win another turn.
This is Jacob. My new security. Diana. Come on. Oh, okay, I guess I've been promoted.
Diana was CFO of Silver Corp when we first launched. She's on the board now and has her hands in just about every new venture in Red Rock City.
Well, let's just say I keep busy.
Jacob, look at the back of his head. Recognize anything?
What? Where did you find him?
What the hell is this?
Right.
Damn, this is not what I signed up for.
Mokko, listen to me.
The mayor is filming for her campaign slash reality show tonight.
I know it's terribly cringe-worthy.
Really?
It's gonna be over in an hour.
And in two weeks, we can celebrate the Echo 2 launch.
Okay?
Come on now, think about it.
Let's get this over with.
Oh, that all of the men and women of the Back Niner District are behind me.
You're picking, you're playing hard.
Come on.
Smile.
Well, thank you.
Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy.
Back Niners are the lifeblood of Red Rock.
Now, if we want to become better again, we need to respect...
I'll introduce you.
Like you.
With Maffaga?
Hmm.
With Silver.
Oh, Mr. Silver.
What an absolute pleasure.
It's nice to see you person to person and not surrounded by a sea of lawyers
Please
Call me Marco. Oh great Marco in that case. I'm Shiva. I have to ask you
Is it true that your rocket can hold an entire 747 jet as cargo?
Haven't heard that one before
I'm afraid it's not possible
But, uh, as I'm sure you're aware, our rocket launch is only a couple days away and you still haven't given us clearance for launch.
So...
So now what?
Okay, cut.
Alright, cut the shit.
What's it gonna take, huh?
Oh, well.
Give me access to the back-end system of my city bots like I've been asking.
And then we'll talk.
Excuse me, Rocket.
That's exactly what I get. I knew I liked him. That's exactly what I get.
because a red rock city boasts a finest air quality.
But, not only that, we also have the cleanest drinking water
country, while progress cloth is themed about blood normal.
Yeah, drink up.
When the casinos shut down, I had the foresight to open our doors to new conferences.
And today, together, we will continue to make this growing economy thrive.
Now, the corporate elites and corporations who have used their influence to create policies
to influence themselves and to better their own situations, rather than you.
Ooh, she's calling him out.
Oh, wait, no, she's good.
Oh, she poisoned him?
What the heck? It was a setup.
Alright, so everybody's evil. I don't know who to trust.
Morrison as soon as he's online. I want a full weapon set
Marco no
No you don't get the hell get the hell down yeah there's that recoil on this gun hold on
I'm not letting y'all get away with this shit y'all learn about it get away with this
Let's track that sky car crap. Okay, can I use it? Okay, perfect. I'll use this
Wendy it was not my fault
I will not lose
Hold on, hold on Rigby. Hold that thought. Oh my god, come on!
Alright, don't worry about that. I'm not losing him.
I'm not going to lose them.
I'm not going to lose them, don't worry.
I can still see him right up ahead.
I see him.
Oh, I actually do see him.
to the first place. Woo!
Even if Hunter was still alive, there's no way he'd be organizing stuff like this.
It was Dr. Morrison.
All of somewhere, many things, most people never even think of.
So you're thinking he's dead.
Most people do.
He's not dead.
You need to find Marko Jacob.
No, this is a distraction.
He's not dead.
That's the guy whose office I uh, I ran staffed, and they all said he'd disappear one day,
and they all just think he's dead.
I'm so sorry y'all I'm so sorry
My bad, y'all.
That was on me, that was on me.
I thought going up this hill would be a full turn.
Just pieces of my car just flying along.
Alright, we're good.
We're back, we're back.
Get back on the road here and then we're good.
Okay, we're good.
We're completely fine.
Ties are out!
What a girl I'm near a gas station
Get out get out
And we blow this car up hold on recoil on this guy
I'm gonna kill you.
Jacob!
Silver?
Is that you?
You're killing me.
Yep that's me.
It's me Marco.
Where are you?
I'm here.
I'm in the sky car.
It works.
It's even more precise.
It's not exactly helpful.
Shoot!
Oh, I have no bullets.
All right, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Dude!
Dude, I'm in water.
Okay.
Water!
That was yesterday, little guy.
Get down.
Okay.
Well.
Okay.
Well.
This is, this is about the time that we have for this game today.
So you know what?
Maybe it's okay that we, that we died right now.
Maybe it's okay that we die right now.
But, hold on let me make the screen big again.
Zoom back out, zoom back out.
Y'all are liking it though?
Okay, but that's good to hear, that's good to hear.
This is good feedback.
Y'all give them some feedback.
Hey maybe, maybe they'll want me to play it again.
You never know.
This is some good feedback.
I'm glad that you guys liked it.
I liked it.
I thought this was really fun.
I really liked the driving and all the fun stuff and the storyline.
Oopsie.
And the storyline so far is pretty good and I want to know what the heck happens and I
want to know who's who, who's evil, who's not.
Like it's getting good.
It's getting, well it wasn't good but it's getting like really down to the wire here.
So, thank you again to MindsEye for sponsoring the stream and check out MindsEye now while
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Yay!
Yippee!
I would play this again for fun.
I do, I did like it.
I've been looking for a good storyline.
You know I love a storyline game.
You know I love a good storyline game.
Five million games time!
Don't know.
There was a Dono?
did I miss one? did I miss one? I don't think I did. No I didn't. I don't think so. Oh
Dior Jane Noel with the five gifted though. I don't think I saw that. Thank you Dior.
We are young.
No, we are still here.
We're still here.
We're still playing stuff.
But, yeah, well, let me change my title back.
We already did change it back.
Debbie Mods.
What's the lip combo?
It's like wearing off now,
but Charlotte Tilbury, pillow dog, the milk.
Jelly stick and the sachu lip elixir.
La la la, de de de de de de de.
You like the story and the character designs, me too, me too.
guys we're just gonna hang out for two seconds let's just hang out for two
seconds and let me just let's just just talk and chat for five seconds um but
yeah I did like that game that was fun
career lip loss is gone yeah so that's what happens when you eat things that's
what happens
What? Did you see that reporter go to Billie Eilish's house because of what she said at the Grammys insanity?
Huh?
What do you mean by that?
Are you serious?
Let me google that.
She went to her house on live TV.
Okay, Billy. English reporter.
Now, GB News has sent a reporter to Billie Eilish's mansion to question her about her stolen land, Grammys Rand.
red first of all is not ironic massive gates keeping people out I thought Billy
didn't believe in borders lights around somebody must be home let us in please
what the fuck wait okay first of all Billy we are here because this is stolen
land Billy and we think we should be given access to you all okay hello
Feels like not playing.
A lovely three million dollar mansion.
Very, very.
What the hell?
We also have an Australian Kinsey, Drew Pavlo, who was on the show earlier in the wake.
He's also going to Malibu.
What a fucking weirdo.
What a weirdo.
This is so fake.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Is it fake or real?
The original video is longer
Okay, I don't even know what the fuck this goddamn Timu ass
news reporter
Place is but this shit just looks so janky. I don't even know what the fuck. I don't even know what the fuck this shit is
Man, I don't know
I don't know man. That's just
Literally, I'll never understand how people care so much about
Other people do with their lives as long as they're not hurting other people or bothering you. I really will never understand that
That's crazy
Have you started reading Heed the Rivalry yet?
No, I did not.
I did not.
I didn't start reading it yet.
What should I wear to iron lung tomorrow?
wear a harness on your chest, no shirt, and some, like, torn up pants.
What?
That's what I would wear.
I kind of want to go see it again, like now that it's like finished.
Because when I saw it at the premiere, Mark was like, before it played, he was like,
just letting you know, there's like a few parts that aren't like completely finished.
So if some stuff looks a little like, you know, unfinished, that's why.
So but it all looked finished.
I don't know what he was talking about.
I was like, this should look good to me.
I don't know. So.
The butchera is next Wednesday,
next Wednesday, 4pm PST on Katie's channel.
Can I buy a ticket and not go?
I can't do horror.
If I just like support.
I wouldn't. Well, okay, yeah, it's, it is horror kind of,
But it's more, I wouldn't even say it's horror.
I'd say it's like a psychological thriller, if anything.
But I mean, it's a little, it's not like,
I don't know, horror.
Horror, horror, horror.
I'd say it's like a psychological thriller.
The real-a!
Umm...
Oh yeah, I should hit the Super Bowl Sunday.
Umm...
What the fuck am I doing Sunday?
What? I feel like I had something to do on Sunday.
Let me see.
I'm getting a tattoo. That's what I'm doing.
All right, performing in the halftime show.
So, Bat Bunny did call me, and he did ask if I was able to dance in the back.
But I already, like I said, I'm getting a tattoo, so I was already booked with that.
Um, yeah, so unfortunately, no, so I am not going to be there, um, guys, he really did.
really did.
Name three Bad Bunny songs right now. Okay, three Bad Bunny songs right now.
Now, um, hold on, because the names are in Spanish for a lot of them, but I do know them.
What's the one that's like?
Come on!
What's that one's called?
Safareya!
Yeah!
Safareya?
Is that how you say it?
Ada, Safa Ada, Safa Ada?
Yeah.
That's my favorite one.
And then the new one that came out.
But I don't know the name of the new one that came out.
I like that one, too.
DTMF. DTMF. That one's good.
Woo! And the Calvin Klein! Woo! Man! Don't even get me started on that. Don't even
get me started on that. Is the merch coming out Valentine's themed? Yes it is
limited Valentine's Day merch and then a little in a few like maybe a month after
the Valentine's Day merch you're gonna get the normal merch restocked with the
merch that's coming out next week is limited valentine day merch
are you gonna watch the Super Bowl girl no imma watch the bad bunny bowl imma watch the fucking halftime show
i don't give a fuck about the rest of that i don't know who's even playing the patriots and who
and who
Why don't my chat just stop working on my screen?
Oh, there we go.
The Seahawks.
Hmm, okay.
Well I want the Seahawks to win because the Patriots fans are just irritating.
Every Patriots fan I've ever met is fucking annoying.
I'm rude for the Seahawks. I'm rude for the Seahawks.
Um, and that's no shade. And this is coming from someone from New England.
This is coming from someone from New England. It's just y'all are insufferable.
No, they didn't shake that one year. They didn't inflate the ball.
Go!
Go, Pats!
Go!
Like, girl, okay, whatever.
I don't give a damn.
Like, I don't give a damn.
I don't care.
Or whatever that'll happen.
I don't even know.
I don't even know because I don't look a- I don't know shit about football.
I don't care.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, remember that they all thought that said that they were cheating or
Or deflated or inflated I don't remember
Deflate gate. Yeah
Deflate gate what the hell like it's so silly bro. That shit is so silly. Oh
My god
Do you have a favorite Super Bowl performance? Uh
What were the last couple ones Rihanna was Rihanna last year
No, she was there before that no or was she no Kendrick was last year
Kendrick was last year, then it was Rihanna, then it was before that it was like the all like the West Coast people, right?
It was like Eminem and everyone else.
Oh, sure. What was the one where it was like they were all like in the house?
I like Kendrick's
Prince girl when that Prince when the hell was what year was this
fuck you were alive for that when was that 2007 okay okay I don't know why
okay I don't know why I'm like I thought that would have been so much longer I
thought that would have been so much earlier than that
I don't know why I thought that would have been so much earlier
oh so I was one okay don't rub it in don't rub it in don't rub it in like no
Come on, don't rub it in
BV before
Okay, so let's not use BV as an acronym for me. Let's not
Is that also means something else so
So that also means something else
So maybe let's just let it let it be it's an original thing
Y'all I used to get oh my god
I used to get BV all the time bro the wind used to blow the wrong way and I used to get BV that shit
Oh my god used to get BV all the effing time and then it just stopped one day
And it just stopped one day, I don't know what the hell I don't know what I
I don't know what and no it wasn't even like I could have not even been fucking and then it would it like
It's not just from bad day
It's not just from bad day like there was there was like sometimes I wouldn't even be getting no day and I just would be getting
BV like
Yeah, but then it just stopped one day
I'm gonna just stop.
BV is bacterial vaginosis.
It's bacterial vaginosis.
It is basically a kind of, it's not an STD,
but it's like almost like similar to a yeast infection
in the sense where it's like something that,
it's the pH balance of your kuchi.
It's the pH balance of your kuchi is off.
And no, it's not gross.
It's not gross.
It's literally just a pH imbalance.
Yes, it is stanky.
It is stanky and it do be stanking, but it's not gross.
It doesn't mean you're dirty.
It doesn't mean it could happen from anything.
It could happen from literally anything.
You can get it from detergent.
You can get it from, girl, it's so many different things.
But basically it's just the pH balance of your kooch.
She gets thrown off.
So making bread in my monkey, OK.
OK.
So guys, that's yeast infection.
So you shouldn't be making bread.
So if you're making bread, that's a yeast infection.
So if you're smelling a little fishy, that's bevy.
So yeah.
Yeah, you can literally get it from washing your coochie with like the wrong soap, so...
That's basically, that's, that's how it works.
Who said monkey bread? Okay.
Oh my god, okay.
Um, but yeah, no, that shit...
That shit just...
Bebe daughter or C-dips on?
I don't know how I'm supposed to choose fuck that's a hard one that's a hard one
fuck that's a hard one it's a hard one
Um, man, man, I don't know, monkey but not banana bread?
Yeah, true.
Bro, monkey, oh!
Bro, I want monkey bread, I want monkey bread!
I haven't had monkey bread since I was a kid, that shit is so BUST, bro!
We all ever had monkey bread?
I haven't had that shit since I was a kid, but I just remember that shit being BUST.
Y'all know what that is? Okay, look I'm gonna show you
Okay, looks a little questionable here, but you need you need the pull apart one like oh
Y'all and you just take pieces of it. Oh, man. No, it's so good. It's so good. Oh
I need that I need that I need that I need that I need that someone give me that monkey give me that monkey
A monkey is in there?
No, I need that. I need that.
I need that monkey.
Where do they even do that at?
Monkey bread near me.
I'm not gonna get it because my 75 soft cheat is over now.
Top test, top 10 best monkey bread in LA. I'm just curious.
I'm just curious to know, B, oh yeah, BJ's the, but listen, I went to BJ's, me, Tara and Jake went to BJ's a few months ago and they didn't have any more monkey bread.
They were out, we wanted to try it, they were out of the monkey bread.
So we got the Dubai chocolate, Pizookie, and it was still pretty must.
What?
Whatever.
BJs is not good.
Okay, come y'all, I'm gonna,
Ketchup went to be, Ketchup loves BJs, okay?
Ketchup is BJ's number one fucking fan.
That motherfucker's always at BJs.
He went to BJs.
Ketchup went to BJs last week with his friend Juan.
They'll go to the gym and then they'll go to BJs.
And I'm like, why do you go to BJs after the gym?
like it's like a reward so he gets he he got the wings okay he got wings and when
he went home he fruit up he fruit up and I'm like dang that's crazy because he
doesn't like get sick like that I was like dang that's great so he fruit up
then listen to look at hold on
dozens of LA County eateries shut down due to bugs in rodents and you better
guess which restaurant was on there the BJ's that he went for for what reason you
ask vermin infestation there's other there's other restaurants on here there's
other restaurants on here that got closed down for vermin but this one says
vermin infestation so actually let's let's have a look at all the all the
things that closed down this the past few days okay so just in case any of you
lived in the Los Angeles area and were frequent. So he literally, no literally so catch up literally
was eating rat ankles. He was literally eating the wrinkles. He was literally eating wrinkles.
He was literally eating rat ankle wings.
Okay, so the 7-Eleven on Maywood, a liquor store, ace liquor, okay, whatever. I'm not
I'm not worried about the damn liquor store like girl. I don't give a damn if a rat runs over a bottle of liquor like we need to
Okay, the food Baja fresh in Woodland Hills
Board Caukey BJ's restaurant on a bellow board coffee house Los Angeles
Cajun crawfish in Covina
Casey's Irish pub liquor
Chris and pits barbecue and bellflower
Whoa
reviewing the BB with the
25 gifted, thank you for viewing BB with the 25 gifted.
Thank you, thank you for viewing BB.
Hell yeah.
Dang, okay.
Oh no, it's the same one.
Okay, I was gonna say, dang, both their locations?
Okay, it shrugged, daily donuts.
Oh, how daily rat ankles don't go there.
Daily rat droppings do not go there.
Vermin infestation.
Okay, many more the Denny's in Baldwin Park. You want a grand slam? How about a grand rat? No, vermin infestation
Don Lino's Mexican food. Okay, absolutely not. Do not go there
Okay
00 in diamond bar, elefante brah
Elefante is like fancy. Isn't that nice that not a fancy fancy restaurant?
Elefante got the vermin infestation more like rat a font a
Do not eat there. Do not eat there
Okay
Any of these other places that I am familiar with
Okay, no
I hop in Baldwin Park
Wait a minute
That might be better than what I went to on Shreve.
No way, I don't think it is.
No it's not.
No, no it's not.
It's a different one.
Woo!
Okay, I'm safe. It wasn't that one. I was looking at the Google Maps
It was it for a second it looked like it, but it wasn't it wasn't this one. It wasn't this one
Okay
Jays bar jays Jamaican cuisine Josie Mike's
Can I get a can I get a rat ankle and can you make it Mike's way, please?
Can I get the extra long rat ankle sub, uh, Mike's way, please?
Come on. Make it Remi's way.
Can I get that Remi's way?
Oh, fuck.
Are you serious?
Oh, shit.
Don't be shy now with Remi.
cousin barbecue, La Romada restaurant.
Okay, so far, none of these places are anywhere
that I frequent.
Pomona, okay.
Mitchell's Donuts, Mother's Nutritional Center.
I feel like I've gone there before.
Mr. H's Tacos, Nectar Juice Bar.
Okay, okay, none of these places are places that I frequent so that's good
Okay
Dang dang they got like 20 fucking dead. Oh my god. They got fucking um
Mad offenses
Fuck
Okay
Tansha, isn't this a, uh, boba place?
They got shut down for no method to clean and sanitize.
Girl, they ain't got a sink!
What soap?
How you get shut down because you don't know where to wash your hands?
Okay.
Wild bird.
That's a chicken restaurant.
Oh, okay.
Well, none of those places are places that I go, so that's good.
So, but unfortunately, like any restaurant likes probably has some sort of rat, unfortunately.
So, that's just like how it is.
But infestation is a little crazy.
Infestation is a little crazy.
So, mainly bugs.
Oh, cockroaches are vermin too. What? I thought vermin was just rat.
Is cockroach
vermin. Ah, it is. It is.
It is cock ankles.
Okay. How many rats is considered infected?
Oh, three or four rats! That is so chill. That is totally chill. I'm completely fine with three or four rats.
I'm completely fine with three or four rats. That's totally that's just gang like that's gang I
Thought they were gonna say like 50 rats. I thought they were gonna say like 50 rats like come on
Okay, when I used to dance in Boston the club that the first club that I ever danced at was
50 you would die. What do I think of infestation? I think like multiple. Anyway, so when I used
to work in Boston, we had rats in the club. We had rats in the club. Yeah, every now and
then you'd see a little rat. Every now and then you'd see a little rat. And sometimes
when we were getting ready in the locker room, a rat would run across the little pipe that
was up on the ceiling, yes.
Were they tipping at least?
No, they weren't.
So there were rats.
So there were rats, unfortunately.
And so also just imagine too, because sometimes they would go up in the VIP area, imagine
being like a rich guy and you're paying all this money and then a rat just a rat is just
in your section drinking your fucking Don Julio like like what rat just in your section
Imagine drunk drunk ass rat in the section.
Okay now let's see how many cockroach more than 10.
Yeah, okay.
How many roaches is a problem?
If you've already seen that then late at night and there's a lot more.
If your home has five or fewer, it can be identified as a light infestation.
If it's 10 to 25 moderate, okay.
Oh gosh, just burn it.
Just burn the place down at this point.
Fixed that I'm going to imagine it in my bed.
Now why would you do that?
Okay, you know what I want to do?
I want to do what if this, I don't know why I just want to do like that
ranker website where you can rank things.
No, not that one.
What is the other one?
What's the one where it's like the tier list to your list that's why I don't want to do a tier list
Let's do a tier list. I don't know why I feel like doing that
Let's do food and drink
Let's do oh
I'm about to piss somebody off. This one's about to piss y'all off. Let's do types of drinks as somebody who's not a drink person, okay?
Gatorade gatorade is s tier. I don't care argue with your mother. I'm drinking a one right well
This is a Gator light, but Gatorade is S tier.
Gatorade is S tier.
Lemon Lime Soda.
Okay, if I were to drink any soda, it would be a sprite.
So I am gonna put Sprite and S tier.
I am gonna put Sprite and S tier.
Fruit Punch.
Really depends on the brand,
But fruit punch is pretty bust, but I'm, it's not that good.
So I'm going to put it out of B water.
S tier absolutely.
It's the top of the S tier water is the first to ever do it.
And it will stay that way.
Lemonade.
Okay.
Again, I'm about to piss some of y'all off.
I'm going to put it in B.
I don't really like lemonade that bad milk.
Okay.
Milk also, again, drinking it by itself, I mean, no, but I guess we're going off of like if you had to drink it by themselves, because that's pretty much everything else.
So if we're drinking it on its own, and this is coming from someone who used to drink milk with every meal when I was younger, I'm going to put it at D for now in my big age.
in my big age if you asked me this one I was seven it wouldn't went up here but
I'm gonna put it at D energy drinks F absolutely not that should taste like
right ankles like I don't know that shit literally like that should taste like
TV static I don't know what the fuck is wrong with y'all absolutely not no like
no no no no grape juice again F fuck no this shit tastes nasty as fuck so
so nasty disgusting I hate it nasty iced tea it's good but I can't really have it
because there's caffeine in it but again it's like it's it's whatever it's
unsweetened it tastes like shit unsweetened it tastes like shit but if
you sweeten it like whatever I'm gonna put it in me sparkling water boom you
already you already know who you asking that's gonna go as tier and that that's
the one that's gonna piss a lot of people off that's the one that's gonna
to piss a lot of people off. I love a bubble water. Love a bubble water. Citrus sodas.
I'm putting it in D. I don't even really have any off the top of my head that I'm really
loving. Colas. Again, this is my personal, this is me personally. I like the taste of
a Coca-Cola, but I'm like a one or two sips and then I'm good off of that. So I'm gonna
put it in me because again caffeine and I mean I'm sure if I drink one coke I'd
I'd live but chalky milk chalky milk obviously is going to have to go as
here chalky milk obviously is going to have to go as here because that is it's
just it's so delicious just so delicious root beer root beer F I don't
I don't like root beer, root beer tastes like shit.
Root beer tastes like shit.
I don't like root beer.
I don't like root beer, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Apple juice, again, also F.
It's just like I could go the rest of my life
without drinking apple juice.
I can go the rest of my life without drinking apple juice.
Like it's just not anything, it's whatever.
There's so many other juices like it's just not that good.
Powerade.
Power it, I'ma put it C.
You wish you were Gatorade, you're not.
Orange juice, orange juice is gonna be A tier.
Orange juice, I'm going A tier, very delicious.
Unpopular opinion, I love the pulp.
I love pulp orange juice.
Give me that, give me that, give me that, so good.
Love that pulpy juice.
Orange soda, that's going D.
That's going D for me. It's not that good either. It's really not that good.
T, I love a T. I love a T. I'm gonna put T at S here. I do love a T.
There's so many different kinds of T. I do love a T. A nice hot T is very nice.
Coffee as well. Again, I cannot have caffeine, but I fucking love coffee.
I love the taste of coffee. I mean, if I had to drink it black on its own,
I don't know if we're if that's how we're doing it. Like can I spice it up a little bit?
Because if I'm drinking it black bitch, it's going down here. I wouldn't there's no reason but if I'm spicing it up a little bit
I'm gonna put it in like a or B
So
That's my official tier that's my official tier. Okay, let's do another one. Let's do
Let's do, um, I should do one that I know nothing about.
Musical artists stand list.
Ooh.
Now that's going to really piss some people off.
Rivals characters that some of y'all aren't even going to know.
Should I do wrappers?
Or are we going to just do wrappers?
Greatest wrappers ever!
Okay.
I'm sorry.
start with that I'm sorry how they're gonna start with that okay y'all and
again this is my opinion who gives a shit what my like this is my opinion
everyone's allowed to have their own opinion lotto love me some lotto love
me some lotto what I say lotto is a legend probably not but like we love
We love Big Mama though.
We love Big Mama.
So Big Mama, we're going to put her, Big Mama, no kids.
I'm going to put Big Mama, no kids, mostly good.
Juice World, RIP.
Again, I didn't really listen to him that much, but from what I heard, his music was
good.
From what I heard, his music was good.
And again, this is somebody who didn't listen to him like that.
So I'm going to put him right there.
So maybe if I listen to him more, I spice.
Okay, bitch, I'm the shit, I'm Miss Poopy.
Bitch, I'm the shit, I'm Miss Poopy, of course.
Okay, you know what?
No, I'm gonna put her here
because she unfollowed me on Instagram.
Yeah, that's how I feel.
No, okay, but like, no, she has some good songs.
Like she definitely has some bangers.
She definitely has some bangers
Okay, mind you. I okay guys. This was literally so long ago before I spice even was like popular
I found her and I was like, oh my god. She's I was like guys. This is she's next up like she is so good before
before
What was her big break song?
What was her big break song
Munch before munch came out and then she she followed me back and then once munch came out
It was just over for me
Okay, method man, I don't know any of method man's music. I'm sorry for any method man stands in here
At the top of my head. I don't think I know any method man songs
But I have heard that he is the goat though. I have heard that before
NBA young boy. Okay. Lawrence is gonna okay. Don't nobody tell Lawrence
Nobody tell Lawrence I'm gonna put him here
Okay
Biggie Smalls again I
I know like two biggie small songs, but people will say that is a legend.
So I'm going to put Biggie up there because he does have some makers for sure.
That's the legend.
Like, everyone knows who Biggie Smalls is, Jay-Z.
That's Beyoncé's husband.
Like that's Bey...
Like, okay, in the Epstein files.
So immediately, if any of these people are in the Epstein files, they're going in the
trash.
They're going in the trash section.
So, immediately, okay, little Uzi-Vur, like, dare I say, like, that is my king.
Like, I love me some little Uzi-Vur, love me some little Uzi-Vur, he's going up there.
He's going up their legend status.
Playboy Cardi, okay.
Playboy Cardi before, like, pre-Iggy Azalea, Playboy Cardi, I would go up here.
I don't know recently I'm just like what are we doing like what are we doing like he's kind of he's kind of pissing me off
So I'm gonna put him I'm gonna put him. I don't know man
But like I'll put him I'll put him
I don't know I
Don't know I'll put him
He's better than I spice I'll put him there
Tyler okay legend
Tyler legend, okay Tyler's one up there with the legend soldier boy legend dare. I say dare I say it's legend
Hop up out the bed turn my swag on
Hop up out the bed turn my swag on like legend shit right there central C, okay, I
Don't know more than like two of his songs
So I'm gonna put him with young boy. They could hang out over there
Okay, don't don't don't do him like that
Macklemore, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Macklemore. Oh, he supports Palestine though. Okay
Macklemore I'll bump you up
Okay, I'll bump you. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna bump you up a little bit more. He's a good man, Savannah
He's a good man Savannah. He is woke. I have heard that he is woke though. I
Have heard that he's woke
Okay, I'm about here. I'm gonna put him up. I'm gonna put him up there now
Gonna one
Put gonna in amazing I'll put gunna in amazing
Gonna I wanna okay
fabulous
Uh, shit, he's a, he's an old head. What the fuck are even his songs? Like his, what are his banger songs?
What are his banger songs?
Okay, I'm gonna just put him here for cause I don't remember off the top of my head.
Lupe Fiasco, I remember he used to have some, did he have, oh ready, alright, oh ready, the show goes on, alright, is that him?
And he had a lambda, we haven't seen a sunder, ayyyy!
Okay, fuck it.
Let's put him up here.
Lil dicky.
Man, I don't care little dicky, like he can go up there.
He can go, him and Macklemore can hang out over there.
Why not?
Man, I don't know.
Okay, Rick Ross.
Did nobody tell Yonty? Nobody tell Yonty, but I'mma put Rick Ross up there. Don't tell Yonty, though.
I'll put him up there. Okay. Kanye. Okay. Here's the thing, though.
Okay, well, you see how they're doing Kanye and Yee.
Kanye and ye so so are we doing is Kanye pre-crazy Kanye and ye afterwards
like what are we like what are we
but I feel like he was doing shit before I feel like no I feel like it was a
round when he started going by, or not ye, ye. I always say ye. Ye! Ye! I mean ye, I mean ye.
I'll book it then. I always read it like that. I'm like ye!
Man, okay. I don't know who that man is. Like, I just, I don't know who that man is. Like, at this
And both like both. I don't know who that man is. I really know like I'm scared. I
Don't know who that man is the kid Leroy
Okay, you know, I don't even know what his song sound like I don't even
Okay, let's okay, who's putting down there for now xxx okay
What were his songs again? Fuck on me. Look at me. Fuck on me. Okay
See that's the thing that's the thing about exit is that a lot of people have very
Different takes on him a lot of people have very different takes on him
But I'm gonna say I'm gonna say he was mostly like I liked his songs. I liked his songs tiger
It didn't tie a DM me making that up.
Hold on.
But not on some weird shit.
Not on some weird shit.
I think it was when I did the song, Maybe No Money.
He put like a fire emoji or something.
Yeah, he did!
That's my go Tyler. He put the fire emoji. Thank you tiger. That's my go he going up there. He going up there with legend
Yeah
Wait, he's a wait what oh
Yeah, wait oh
Wait, really?
Oh, Tyga.
Dang it.
What the hell?
Oh, God. I don't be knowing this.
Quavo, that's my go. Putting Quavo up here.
Legend. Migos, legend.
Migo!
Coolio.
Coolio?
Frick, he's like, again, an older rapper, right?
Like, from the, like, 90s, 2000s,
90s 2000s, am I making that up?
He's a legend, huh?
Gangster's Paradise!
Yes!
Post Malone, love me some posty,
put it up with amazing.
Oh, hell no.
Okay, Meek Mill.
Meek Mill came into the strip club one time.
That's all really I have to say about a meek mill. Okay, but what is the song dreams and nightmares? What's that song?
What's that song?
Something what's it? What's that one? I used to pray for times like this around like that. I used to like this
That they put that out in the club. It's over. They put that out in the club. It's over
So I'm gonna put I'm gonna put meek mill. I'm playing mostly good
Lil Wayne. Asked Lil Wayne who the 5 star bitch is. I'm gonna put Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne, I'm gonna put him, I mean, like, again, old Lil Wayne, though, that's an OG.
But, I'm gonna put him in the middle. Like, like, he was a legend. Like, he was a legend. Like, common sense. I don't know who that is. 6-9.
Okay. Wait, genuinely asking, because I really forgot, why do people not like 6ix9ine again?
Okay. Okay.
Right, right, right.
Okay, yeah, so that's enough for me to put him down there.
That's enough for me to put him down.
Okay, Jack Harlow.
I love me some, I'm vanilla baby.
Hey, I love me some Jack Harlow.
Put him up there.
He's a good guy.
He just stays out the way.
Unproblematic.
Megan, girl, come on.
And wait, okay, first of all,
they got some fucking nerve
to put Tori right next to Megan.
Megan Legend, Tori Bald and fucking Short, trash.
Get on the fuck out of here, pack him up.
Pack him up.
BLB Legend, Ice Cube.
He's a legend too, dare I say.
Tupac, KSI Legend.
I'm gonna just pull okay kids. I I've never heard any music. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna put you there
BLB girl wait what what it weighs he not a legend
We pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
Okay, well Haley fucking carried that song. Let's be for real
Okay, fine
Lizzo, I like Lizzo, I'll put her mostly good.
MF Doom.
Legend. I don't listen to his music that much,
but I already know that people are like,
girl, that's a legend.
So I'm gonna put it out there. Legend.
Not Lizzo. What? What?
Y'all like what? How do y'all know?
I don't mean knowing nothing about these dang people.
Post Malone?
Lizzo defended Epstein?
What the fuck? Why is everyone the killer?
Why is everyone the killer?
Chance the Rapper.
Chance the Rapper!
Okay.
I don't know too much about him, but isn't he just like,
Pristian and he loves his wife?
What's his deal?
DMX.
He used to come to the strip club sometimes.
sometimes that he wouldn't spend no money ex don't give it to you don't give it to
you sure put him up there don't Oliver oh that make it sing put him up there
flow right dude that's I don't care flow right it can go up there too you spin my
rat rod wave raw wave I fuck a raw wave why not loyalty I that's my go I love
him put him up there camera on I never listen to camera on like that ASAP put
Asap up there too.
Y'all, I need to tell y'all,
what I saw the day that I saw,
the day that I saw Asap and Thundercat at Erwan,
first of all, I found out
because when they came out with their music video,
they were wearing the same fits that they wore that day,
so it must've been the same day
they filmed their music video, but oh my God.
They are so fine, they are both so fine.
Like, don't piss me off.
Like, literally I was there waiting for my smoothie,
I was like,
they were so fine, I'm sorry.
Like I can't, I can't pretend like they're not fine as fuck.
Okay, I'm sorry anyway.
Guys, what?
What?
How to, like, what are these things, these are just, everyone is the killer.
But like, what, like, are we, like, can we fact check these things, like what's going
on is this true oh god okay jochi go designer panda panda panda I got
bras in Atlanta is that what he said Wiz Khalifa I love Wiz put him up there
Childish Gambino, and he can go up there too.
DDG.
Alright, why would they put me in this position?
Why would they put me in this position?
Be messy.
No, they're going to come for me.
I'm scared.
I can't, y'all.
I can't.
I
Distraight dude straight the straight side of the internet is gonna come in kill me again
They're gonna come and kill me again, please
I'm scared
No, but you already know, BASUDA!
Okay, sorry.
Just close the tab girl, just close the tab, like, okay, honestly all these people, I'm
like, okay, who's, who's, okay, Pitbull legend, like, who's worth putting up in the legend?
Like that's what I'm looking for right now.
That's what I'm looking for right now.
Kendrick, put him up there.
Kodak, I love Kodak.
Put him up there.
Maybe won't you come my way.
Cardi B, we like Cardi B too.
She can go up there.
Young thug.
Legend.
This picture is a little dark, why do you use this picture?
Mac Miller, legend, Doja, amazing.
M&M, that's my dad right there, you got to put him up there.
You got to put him up there.
Denzel, that's my friend.
Legend. Future, like future. Sexy red, we like her. Alright. Wait, T-Pain, where? Oh, love T-Pain. Love T-Pain.
I used to love two chains. Don't even get me started on two chains. Okay, maybe not. Okay, that's what I'm...
That's what I'm, that's not going to hit her herself.
Baby OChuka, my way.
Logan Paul is on your left.
He makes music.
All right, we're done with this, with this list.
Okay.
Let's do um, maybe won't you come my way, got something I want to say, and I'll take you off my brain.
First up, Mr. Bosane is a tierless with live voting.
Well, video games.
Let's do a, let's not do video games. Let's do, I want to do like a stupid one. I want to do like a
stupid one.
I don't know nothing about Pokemon. Click all categories. Where is that button?
See y'all.
Animals, let's rank animals.
Just gonna be here all fucking day. Okay.
We're gonna speedrun this.
Grooper.
Okay, get him out of here. He sucks. Guinea foul. That guy sucks you. Guinea pig. King of the jungle.
Goal per eel, he'll get him out of here.
Hagfish, absolutely not.
Hammer cop, he seems pretty cool.
We'll put him, Hamster, absolutely S tier, top 10.
Hammer head shark, they're pretty cool.
We'll put him in totally radical.
Hair, that can go totally radical as well.
Harpy eagle, yeah, he's whatever.
Hedgehog, absolutely again, going top 10.
Hercules beetle, boring.
Hermit crab, absolutely king of the jungle.
Heron, you can go over there as well.
Herring
Yeah, hippopotamus absolutely top 10
Hope's in he's pretty cool hobo spider absolutely the fuck not hogsucker hogsucker
You're lying to me
You're lying to me there is a fish named the northern hogsucker
Well baby that's my brother like baby that's my brother
That's my brother absolutely he's going in S tier
That's my brother
The Hoop-O? Yeah I fuck with Hoop-O look at that little mohawk
Horny Lizard
Oh my god, they're hacking in the mainframe.
The horny lizard!
Why is he built like that?
Oh, it's horned lizard. Oh.
Does that not say horny? That literally says horny.
Okay, so they got the name wrong. So I'll put it there now.
Horny!
Fuck those things horse
I'm a little scared of them still but they're warm. I'm warming up to them horseshoe crab
Oh, I fucking hate those things those are the howler monkey. He just seems annoying huntsman spider fuck
No hummingbird absolutely top-ten love the way they fly in one place humback whale sure
This thing he looks kind of cool. He can go up there iguana. No, I don't like those guys either
isopod absolute fuck literally not
Jackal sure
Jaguar those are cool
Jambu fruit dove, okay
Javelina. Oh, these things are kind of weird-looking. I like them Jay sure jumping spider. Those are cute kangaroo
They're mean, but they're pretty cool kill fish. I like the name King Cobra. Sure kiwi. Oh absolutely the go. Oh
This guy too. I like him to the kinkajoo
Koal absolutely S tier as well. The cod cod he's cute too he can go up there too.
Koi, I love a Koi fish. Everyone's S tier. Komodo dragon, Komodo dragon those are
pretty cool as well. Kukaburra, yeah S tier. Kawari, yeah he looks cool.
Krill, man get in the hell of it. Ladybug, ladybugs are pretty cool too.
Lamprey. No. Leafbug. Yes. Leech. No. Leamer. Yes. Leopard. Yes. Leopard Shark. Yes. Lice. No.
Lion-Main jellyfish. Yes. Lizard. Yes. Llama. Yes. Lobster. Yes. Locust. No.
No.
Loris.
Absolutely.
Learbird.
Sure.
Greenland shark.
No.
Maccaw Monkey.
No.
Macaroni Penguin.
Yes.
Maccaw.
Sure.
Maggot.
Fuck.
No.
Magpie.
Yes.
Mama.
Yes.
Manatee.
Yes.
Mandrill.
Yes.
Man-a-war.
Yes.
Manowar, no.
Look, there's still so many.
Okay.
All right.
Well, maybe we don't do that.
Okay.
Maybe we don't do that whole one.
Oh, I like this one.
Food mascots that could kick my ass.
Okay.
Food mascots that could kick my ass.
Oh, furry babes.
Where did you see that?
Okay.
Little Caesar.
Okay, I am apps, okay, he does have a javelin though,
but he's fucking tiny.
He does have a javelin, but he's fucking tiny.
So, I think that I would be most likely to kick his ass.
Chester Cheeto, he's definitely got some fucking hands on him.
I think Chester Cheeto would kick my ass too.
Can Sam is going down, I am grabbing him by the beak
I'm grabbing him by the fucking beak and he's not getting away so I'm gonna I would kick his ass. Absolutely
Oh, Tony the tiger. Oh, man. He's he's fucking he's pretty big. He's pretty big and he eats his damn
What what's his cereal? He eats his frosted flakes. So he would fucking kick my ass the Kool-Aid man. Okay, again, he's pretty big
But he's a nice guy like I he's a nice guy
So I think he's he would go easy on me. I think he would go but wouldn't he like bust through walls to like
So I think he would be most likely to kick my ass though, but he seems he does bust through walls. You're right
shit, okay
Raisin brand son. Oh, I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna kick his ass. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna kick his ass
Who the hell is this I don't even know who this is me looks like a fucking dweeb
So I think I I would kick his ass too. Is this Jollibee?
Is this Jollibee?
No
Okay, well, I think it'd be a fair fight honestly. I think Jollibee would be a fair fight chef boy Rd
His old ass I'm kick I'm most likely gonna kick his ass Burger King. Okay Burger King
Yeah, I think that he would actually kick my ass
I think that he would he would give me a run for my money
Oh
They put the Gerber baby in here
Okay, I would kick his ass
I would kick his ass. Oh and this stupid cheerio fucking honey nut cheerio. I'll be like this. He's gone
Kick in his ass, too, and then the Kebler elf, too same with you
Both y'all get the fuck out of here the Lando Lakes butter girl
No, I wouldn't do that to her. But it would be a fair fight. I mean if we had to, we both would go down swinging.
The KFC guy. I think he would be my ass, honestly. He's old, but I feel like he'd be like,
you don't know nothing about me, bitch. You don't know nothing about me. And that's him, he would be my ass.
Like, does that make sense?
Um, and Lucky Charms, Leprechaun, he's got a little sass to him.
He's got a little sass to him.
I think it'd be a fair fight.
Okay, the planter's peanut.
He, I think that he's gonna come out swinging more than we think.
I think he's gonna come out swinging more than we think, and I honestly think he's
most likely to kick my ass, or most, yeah, I think he's most likely.
Ronald McDonald.
man again that motherfucker I feel like he could fight I really feel like he
could fight I feel like he would kick my ass I feel like he would kick my ass I
don't know who this man is I don't know who this man is but he's got fucking
abs and he's ripped so this guy's probably gonna fucking kill me that's
the Pepsi man yeah he's gonna I mean no Pepsi had a man oh is this the
And then Danimals, uh, monkey?
Danimals monkey, it's gonna be a fair fight.
Oh my fucking god, what is this, hamburger helper?
Oh yeah, he's going down.
He's absolutely going down.
It's, he's a hand for fuck's sake.
He's going down.
The Tootsie Roll Owl.
Yeah, he's done.
I'm punching him right in his stupid glasses.
He's gonna be like, arrrr!
Yeah, I'm punching him right in his fucking stupid glasses.
And then these guys, no, these guys could fight.
First they're sour, then they're sweet,
and I don't wanna find out.
They would kick my ass.
Yeah, this is my official ranking.
This is my official ranking.
That was a good one.
And they really did have hot furry babes.
Animals I could kill with my bare hands?
Like what?
Ooh, monkey tier list.
That's a good one too.
Hmm
You see cat breed first Sona dog breed animals I could get animals I could fight okay
Animals I could fight and we're in let's be honest here. Let's do animals. I could fight okay
Animals I could fight
I'm getting wrecked zero percent chance of winning
I'm losing a limb, but there's a 10% chance probably gonna get my ass kicked
But I could win sometimes 30% 50-50 almost always winning and that animal is getting its world rocked that animal is body
Okay, this is the honey. Is it a honey badger? They okay honey badger I
Think I think it's gonna be a 50-50. They're mean they're mean
They're they can kill
Okay, okay, I think I'll probably lose a limb that okay. I think I'm probably gonna lose a limb. Oh
Fuck no. Oh, no this big-ass snake. Uh-uh. He's gonna he's killing me
Penguin okay, I'm so sorry, but he's getting his fucking world rocked. He's getting his world rocked. I'm so sorry
But he's getting his shit rocked I'm I'm punting him like a football
And he's gonna squeak like a toy.
And you kick him and he's gonna go, he's gonna squeak.
Guys, I would never do this, I would never do this.
I would never do this, but it's for the ranking.
Crocodile, laps, or alligator, whichever one, it doesn't matter, I'm not fucking winning, there's not a chance in hell.
Buffalo, not a chance in hell, that motherfucker is gonna kill me.
me cow okay I think there's a 30% chance that I went against a cow I think
there's a 30% chance that I went against a cow
no you don't think so okay well then when I have filet mignon for everybody
but you know, none of y'all are invited.
Mountain Go.
They, these little motherfuckers be kicking and shit, right?
But I'm gonna say 50-50, I think I could take him.
I think I could take him.
What the hell is this, a fucking 900 year old turtle?
Okay, I mean like, I think I'm winning 70%,
he don't even look like he can move that fast.
I think I'm winning.
Panda, no.
Uh-uh, Panda, I think Panda's gonna be my ass.
When you piss off a Panda, they don't play.
Oh, fuck no.
This motherfucker can break a whole watermelon in a pumpkin.
He would squish my little head like a pumpkin.
He's killing me.
This little monkey, okay, he seems like he would be annoying
and he would be kind of quick,
but I think it would be a good 50-50.
Me and that monkey, okay, the hyena, is this a hyena?
No, uh-uh, I'm losing.
Wolf?
Absolutely not.
Brown, wait, wait, aren't these the nice ones?
Aren't the brown ones nice?
No, they're the mean ones, okay, he's killing me.
The black ones are nice, okay.
Flamingo?
Yeah, I'm gonna rock his shit.
I'm gonna, yeah.
I was going to say something bad, I'm not, okay, I'm sorry, let me not get so descriptive.
Okay, okay, that's the one that's in break his fucking ankles.
Yeah, that's where I was going, I'm sorry.
That's where I was going, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Sloth.
Yeah, he's going to get, yeah, he's going to get rocked.
He's going to get rocked.
Oh my God, look at this jacked monkey.
yeah this jacked monkey he's brawling gonna fucking kill me I think a ten
percent chance I went against this but he doesn't actually know he look at Jack
he is I'm scared he's rocking my fucking world okay this duck or this goose
baby I'm rocking his shit I'm sorry I'm rocking this goose's shit like I'm
rocking I'm rocking his fucking world I'm rocking his they are mean they are
I mean, but I could rock his world.
I could rock his world, don't worry.
Snow Leopard?
Fuck no.
Jaguar?
Fuck no.
Orangutan?
Honestly, I think I could win him over.
I think I could win him over.
He's probably going to kick my ass if there's a 30% chance.
Maybe we just become friends.
Elephant.
OK.
So this one, I never stood a chance.
I never stood a chance.
Oh, this is the panther, my bad panther.
A cobra, yeah, no, no fucking way.
A little fox, okay, he's really cute.
I'm gonna say I'm almost always winning that one.
Bald Eagle.
He's probably gonna be my ass, yeah.
There's a 10% chance I win,
but he's mostly gonna be my ass.
Horse, yeah, horses is fucking me up. Horse is gonna kick me right in the fucking face
See turtle he's getting his shit rock. I'm sorry, but he's getting a shit rock
Tiger
Tiger is killing me
German Shepherd. Yeah, he is
There's a 10% chance I win, but he's gonna maul my ass as well
Kangaroo. They also do not play. Again, 10% chance I win, but no. Most selected, he's not, he's going to kill me.
What is this, Komodo Dragon? Honestly, I think 30% chance I win against him.
Moose. Yeah, Moose is killing me. Lion. We already know the answer.
Black, okay, he's the nice one.
50-50, I'm gonna say 50-50, I think I could win him over.
I think I could win him over.
Platypus, I'm rocking his shit.
I'm rocking his fucking world.
I am absolutely rocking his world.
A cat.
No, that cat is gonna rock my world with their claws.
There's a 30% chance I went against a cat.
That's not just a cap, that's a lynx.
50-50 against the bear.
What is that song? If you should be in the forest with the grizzly bear, help the bear! Was that song? That's me.
Help the bear!
Okay.
You better help the fucking bear. No, because I'm gonna win him over.
Because I'm gonna win him over.
That's what that was my plan who the hell is this I?
Don't know who the fuck that is, but he looks scary. I'm putting him up there octopus
My god, I'm gonna play with his shit like slime. I'm literally gonna be squeezing him like slime. He's getting rocked
Gorilla yeah, nah packing the fuck that he's packing me up
Yeah, nah, he's he's yeah, he's done
They got venom oh
Shit, are you seeing it?
Octopus?
Wait, he got eight arms and they have venom?
Okay, okay, well in that case their biggest mark me. I'm scared. Okay, then he's probably gonna be my ass then never mind
I thought I was gonna thought he was like small and I could just
Again another snow leopard thing, I don't know. He's beating my ass
Porcupine. Yeah, I'm not even going near that motherfucker. I don't even want to touch. He's gonna hurt me. He's rocking my shit
Ostrich, they are not nice, he's rocking my shit too.
Otter, my favorite, I love otters, they're my favorite.
But I'm gonna have to pack him the fuck up, I'm gonna have to put him on a t-shirt.
But I'm gonna have to put him on a t-shirt.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will I'm almost always weighing that one too who is this I can't even
see what the fuck that is what even is that some sort of sea lion he's gonna be my ass
Polar bear. Oh, he is killing me.
Raccoon.
50 50.
Seal.
50 50.
Bull.
He's beating my ass.
Is this an emu?
The hell is that?
Hmm.
50 50.
Another Leopard thing you beat my ass, Walrus?
Honestly, he seems pretty chill. I think I win that.
Rhino, beat my ass. Okay, this is my official list.
Yeah.
Volver's blow seal is crazy. That's my list. That's my list.
He rocked windbear in the same cat.
Because I could win him over. I could win him over, bro.
I could win him over.
Rodin's. Let's do a Rodin's tier list.
Okay, this one's going to go real quick.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, like the teeth, like I can't.
I'm sorry that he called a stray, but I just don't like those teeth.
I feel bad for him now, but I'm sorry.
Okay.
Let's do...
Hmm.
Funny.
me. Let's do red flags. Mmm. Okay. Red flags. Smoking. Honestly, that's not awful. Depends
on how much you're smoking, but there's, there's, there's worse things. There's worse things.
I'm going to put that in not awful.
First for anime, man or woman, yeah.
I'm sorry, that's a little bit of a deal breaker for me.
Like, if it's just a little bit too much,
that's a deal breaker.
Sex addict deal breaker, absolutely.
Hot chips slash spicy food, no.
That's a good thing.
The office fan.
I'm going to put that as a good thing as well.
Friends fan.
I've never watched Friends, so I'm just gonna say
it doesn't matter.
Walking Dead fan.
I feel like that'd be a good thing.
Netflix original fan fanatic.
Okay, that's, I'm a little concerned about that.
Attraction to serial killers.
Okay, deal breaker.
Girls who say bro, okay.
Really?
You're just gonna call me out like that?
Okay.
I'm just gonna say that doesn't matter.
Pick me, boys or girls, that's a deal breaker for me.
Dream SMP fan, what the hell is even that?
Is that the dream face reveal guy?
Okay, I'm going to say, I don't know nothing about,
but I'm going to say that's a deal breaker.
In and out of relationships, I'm going to say that's a deal breaker too.
Communication issues, deal breaker.
Comprehension issues, don't, what do you mean,
are you stupid, deal breaker?
Only text you at night.
Well, are we trying to, like, are we just trying to fuh?
Are we trying to like, okay, deal breaker.
Oops.
Disrespects their own parents.
Okay, hold on, but are your parents pieces of shit, though?
Are your parents pieces of shit, though?
It depends.
That depends, I must say bad but manageable,
but that depends on the situation.
Depends on the situation.
Describes or exes, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's a deal breaker.
That's always a deal breaker.
Y'all, oh my God, that's always a deal breaker.
That's always a deal breaker.
Listen to me, listen to me.
They cheated in the past.
I'm my latest lie.
Hey, I'm my latest lie.
No, that's, that's, yeah, that's pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
Guilt tripping.
Yeah, deal breaker.
Hiding the relationship.
Constantly making you feel dumb.
Like why are these some of these, even on the list.
Definitely a good thing.
Like yes, needs to be reassured frequently.
Okay, that's bad, but it's manageable.
Like I could deal with that, but don't get too annoying.
Holds you to double standard.
Ooh, don't piss me the fuck off, deal breaker.
Energy drinks.
Bad but manageable. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One of my exes was like a dick to rebel. I got
What's like I hate that shit golf player slash fan
That's bad. I'm manageable. That's bad. I'm manageable. But like why are you playing golf cheerleader?
That's not awful. I guess I'm gonna say that doesn't really matter
Battle Royale games. No, that's a good thing. I'm gonna say kind of a good thing Xbox gamer
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say all these are kind of a good thing.
PC Gamer might be a little bit, I'm gonna say they're all a good thing.
Sports video games, okay.
That's, I'm gonna say, bad but manageable.
I'm sorry.
Soccer player slash fan.
I'm gonna say none of these really matter to me.
Whatever if you like, that's fine, sure.
Trust issues.
Yeah, you gotta go.
War video games.
Oh yeah, there's some fun ones.
I'm gonna say that doesn't really matter.
Doesn't understand simple pop culture references.
Okay, yeah.
That's Babba manageable.
Controlling, yeah, you gotta go.
Very secretive, you gotta go.
Doesn't respect boundaries, you gotta go.
Doesn't like when you're with your friends, you gotta go.
Constantly puts you down.
Like what, like.
Some of these aren't even red flags.
Like baby, the whole alarm is going off.
Like.
Yeah, okay won't try out your hobbies now fuck you extremely indecisive get the hell
out of here no motivation in life get out here car fanatic yeah that's not awful I guess
horror movies yeah that's good I funny user girl what is what year is this Twitter user
Beth Babba Manageable has a very specific coffee order.
That's kind of a good thing.
I'll take that.
You know what you like.
DC fans.
Good Marvel fans.
Good Harry Potter fan.
I guess good.
You're kind of a Dweeb.
Star Wars fan.
Sure.
Lord of the Rings fan.
OK, that might be a little bit more scared of you, but sure.
Band Kid.
Yeah.
Favorite response is I don't care.
OK, now, overly quirky.
No, good thing.
TikTok user.
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't really matter, always needs a new iPhone.
No, I kind of fuck with that.
I kind of fuck with that.
Because that means that you don't really care about your phone
like that.
And I kind of like that.
That you don't be on your phone like that.
You don't really care too much.
Types in a lower case, I hate that.
Even though I do that sometimes for my Instagram stories.
But anyway, OK, Types in a lower case, definitely not awful.
Makes TikToks.
That doesn't really matter.
How many though? What kind?
Quotes, TikToks, IRL.
Kind of a good thing.
R-what's ROTC?
Isn't that that shit in high school?
Like the army shit in high school?
God, deal breaker.
Disrespects animals.
Oh hell no.
Straight black coffee.
That doesn't matter.
Subpar hygiene.
What the fuck?
Nicknames like Bay.
Okay, that's gotta go.
That's gotta go.
Bay?
Always talking about exes.
Get outta here, anime fanatic.
That's, I'm not mad at that.
Pepsi, sure.
Favorite holiday Christmas.
Good, favorite holiday Halloween.
Good, Coke.
Yes, Dr. Pepper, sure.
Root beer.
I mean, I really give a shit what kind of fucking,
Uh, so what do you like? Natural color hair dye.
Sure, unnatural color hair dye, sure.
Parents track their location. No, gold digger.
Actually my mom has my location, but she doesn't track it.
Gold digger.
I could work with that. Believes astrology.
Yes, believes rocks or crystals have powers.
I'm gonna put kind of a good thing.
Sometimes y'all can get a little too crazy with that religious doesn't really matter depends dance
Doesn't really matter sneaker or shoe collection
Sure have the more shoes the better I guess vegan. That's good. I like that addicted to Jim. Mmm. Not awful
I think it is a little
Obdict is a little much stuffed animals. Yes weed
Depends I'll put it in not awful alcohol
I'm sorry, that's a deal breaker for me.
You would, okay, depends on your alcohol consumption.
For me personally, as somebody who doesn't drink.
Foot fetish.
What?
Why would they put that up there?
Dirty white Air Force ones.
That's bad but manageable.
What?
What? All Black Air Force ones? Oh no.
That's a deal breaker.
Chunky Fela's- Oh fuck no, remember those? Oh my god.
Always wearing a hat or beanie.
Eh, bad but manageable.
Posting to Story while leaving you on delivery.
Oh don't piss me off. Deal breaker.
Mullet- OOH!
Bullcut. What's a bullcut?
You mean- does it mean BULLCUT?
Ugh, shut up.
Middle part, yes.
Rocker, Metal, or Alternative Fan, yes.
Any type of rap fan sure pop music fan sure country music fan
Bad at driving
Yeah, that's okay, I got the anger issues you got to go hugs sure gaslighting you got to go solid vinegar chips. Yes
Alright
Must have been the win I don't know man, must have been the win
So about the fee okay
like
Kind of girl like to get her her her feet rubbed like is that okay with y'all like dang
And girls have cute feet like
Like y'all never y'all never got your toes sucked a little bit
Like why not I don't know
It's just kind of like, it's just fun, like, why not?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
What are you doing back there?
Stop that!
You biting that box?
He's biting my similar old care bear box
Yeah, if y'all think that is weird if that's where you draw the line
I'm sorry like I don't know man
Because they're because there's there's way freakier shit out here tonight
There's where there's some real freaks out here. Let me just tell you
And I've experienced that I'm just telling you there's some real freaks out here on this planet
And if you draw the line out a little at a little toe sucking
Man hats off to you
That's off to you
Okay, no, I okay if you told me I had to suck a man foot
It's it's all everything it's off the table that's not happening
Girlfoot French tip size six and a half seven
Okay, I'm listening I'm listening
Oh shit that's my size that's my size
I don't know how women eat men's ass
I'm gonna keep my mouth shut up
I've been places that y'all don't even want to know I've been I've been places that y'all don't even want to know man
And it's
I've been places that some of y'all wouldn't even dare to go
We're grown. What can I say? We're grown. Emily, your mother is watching. Remember?
Hey, stop it! I hear you over there biting it! You gotta piece the plastic in. Get over
Get over here. I see you with the plastic in your eye.
Are you serious? This was caught around your neck.
This is what you were chewing that whole time?
You're bad. Get out of here. The whole time I thought you were chewing on the box. You were chewing on the fairy lights.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, someone said, y'all, she literally used to do sex work, it's not
that crazy.
I was not eating customer booty.
Let me tell you that, first and foremost, hold on, I was not eating customer booty.
I was not eating trick booty.
Don't do that.
Don't do me like that.
I was not eating customer booty
Let me tell you that first and foremost
Someone said if they gave you a hundred would you you would eat a random man's ass for a hundred dollars
I'm praying for you
not even a thousand? No. No. No. Oh, look at him back there. Bad. I'm doing his fall.
I saw that. I saw that. Don't think I didn't see that.
I mean, $1,000 is a thousand dollars.
No, I'm sorry. No.
That's just that ain't right. That ain't right.
That ain't right.
You are gonna get a smack.
Are you stuck again?
What? What are you doing this?
What is the point?
throw it out. What about a woman? I wouldn't eat a random woman's ass either. Okay, like,
if a woman customer, if a woman customer wanted me to eat her ass, I'd be like, I don't know,
I'd be like, thanks, I'm scared.
Oh my God, I had a dream last night.
Wait, oh my God, I just remembered it right now.
Y'all, I had a dream last night, okay.
And this is a weird dream I'm letting you know now.
This is some weird, horny ass fucking dream.
I don't know what the fuck was going on last night.
I had a dream that I was in like a different city
or somewhere, I don't even know where the fuck I was at.
Yeah, it's a dream, it's not real, it didn't really happen, so whatever.
And I went to it, I went to what I thought was a, well, it was, kind of, okay.
It was supposed to be like a sex club, okay?
I was like, fuck it, I want to go to a sex club.
By myself, by the way, by myself, I'm literally in like sweatpants, like a hoodie.
I'm like, I want to go, who's that damn Wicked Wins?
It probably was, it probably was that damn Wicked Wins.
It was probably the Sims woohoo party.
Oh my god, I forgot we we tried to do the sex club last night. I forgot it definitely was that oh my god
That's so funny
so I go to this sex club, right and
I'm in this room. I'm in this room and it almost kind of looked like a sauna kind of but like
It was just like everything was wooden and there was a TV
there was a TV just playing like porn or whatever the fuck and
And it was just all guys in there jerking their shit, and I was like
Where's the girl section? I
Was like where's the girl section and I remember being like and they weren't bothering me though
Like they weren't bothering me though like everybody was minding their business
And I was like okay. Where's the girls area and so then I'm like, okay
Let me like get out of here and then at one point I like went to change the porn on the TV and they were all like
Yo, what the fuck?
And I was like, all right, let me get out of y'all's hair. I was like, let me get out of y'all's hair
So I'm like, okay. Let me go somewhere else. So then there is this like
Area that had this is this was so weird
There was this area that had these like sex pods that almost looked like you know when you go to fucking Dave and Buster's and they
Got the like the the games where you could like shoot but you sit inside of it
Like they look like that kind of like they look like video game like Dave and Buster shit
But they were like you could go in there and fuck
I was like wait this kind of cool though, and they would like vibrate and shit
I was like literally like I was like whoa, that's your kind of cool Dave and Buster's
So I was like, okay, that's just kind of cool looking so I was like alright whatever
Um, so I was like
I walked by those with them like it was like the owner or whatever the fuck there was like some owner or whatever and he was like
Yeah, he was like walking me around. I was like, okay, so like can you like it like show me around like?
I don't know what the fuck where I'm going. So he's like, okay, so that's the sex machines. Whatever. He's like, so then this area
Sorry, this is where it gets really weird. I'm sorry
He's like and then this area
is
We have this brand new machine like it's like state-of-the-art like
Like this whole like 4d experience like it was even beyond it was like even beyond like the
The other one like the the David Buster one it was like
You you laid down on it, but then there was also this big screen that was like projecting and somehow it was supposed to be this
Whole sensory body experience. I was like out of this world like some 4dx
experience and I was like well he was like yeah you want to remind you nobody
in the room there's no one in this room so I was like you know what fuck it
there's no one here let me let me try this shit I'm like let me try this shit
why are you drinking about this girl I don't know so I take I take my fucking
sweatpants off I take my fucking hoodie off I lay down it mind you I'm laying
down like I'm on a fucking surgery table like I'm just laying down and then I
I don't even know what started happening.
It wasn't even anything weird or phallic started happening.
It was like something started playing on the projector
and then I was just laying there.
And then all of a sudden, people started coming into the room
and sitting down and watching me.
I was some sort of exhibit.
And I was like, wait, wait, now I'm shy.
I was like, wait, now I'm shy now.
Like, what the hell's going on, right?
So I'm like, what's happening?
So then I'm like, okay, well, I already
said that I wanted to do it, I already like paid in my mind.
I had like paid for it already.
I was like, well, I gotta, I gotta just keep going.
I guess I gotta do this, this weird thing.
And then,
sorry, I'm sorry for what you're about to hear.
I'm sorry for what you're about to hear.
And then they all lined up and they were like,
well, like, like, let's all, like,
can we like have sex with you?
I was like, well, if you're fine shit, like get in line,
I guess.
And so then there was a line of people.
I'm sorry.
They were fine though.
They were fine shit.
And I was dubbing the old people and the ugly people.
And it was men and women and couples.
And then I woke up.
was like, take me back bro, that shit was kind of lit.
Yeah, so it was kind of lit.
I will say.
But yeah, did you get our reviews after?
Did any of that post-Colonoscopy dream crazy, man?
I don't know.
That post-Anesthesia dream was nuts.
But yeah, I was just like, what the hell?
Oh, it was a dream.
Yes, it was a dream.
Yes, this was a dream I had last night.
Sorry, if you were not listening to me
getting out of the story, this was not real.
This was a dream that I had last night.
Oh my God, please.
Oh, I came in late.
No, this was a dream I had last night.
This was not real.
Oh my God.
Guys, so yeah, I'm just letting you know
that was what happened.
And I was like, what the hell?
This was kind of weird.
But I've always wanted to go,
I've always wanted to go to like a sex club.
But I feel like if I went in there,
because I do feel like the people that frequent sex clubs
are like kind of like probably like freaks.
And a lot of times it's like older people.
And I'm like, I feel like if I went in there,
they would eat me alive.
They'd be like, oh my God, fine shit.
And I would be like, no, I can't like, I don't know.
Like I just like, well, they would eat something.
Okay.
God, like, why is there just, like,
why is there not a sex club for the young intern?
Like, where do they do that at?
It's all like 40 or 50 year olds, like.
I should make one, like, I don't know.
And the gay guys got everything!
Like, the gay guys got everything!
They got sniffies, they got Grindr, like, come on!
I want something like that.
It's not fair.
It's not fair. Where's our sapphic bathhouses? Like where?
Like just for the sake of just like just for the sake of like community guys, I'm trying to build a community.
Okay, that's what I want. More than anything. Is the community? I want Yuri!
But, yeah, so, I just want a community.
What's your favorite flavored condom experience?
I couldn't say I had one because why why would I be sucking on banana cream latex?
What the hell?
For what?
the reason. Yeah, so first safe sex, maybe. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, at that
point, just like, I don't know, I feel like it wouldn't even taste good. Sour green apple
day. Like, I feel like it wouldn't even actually takes taste vanilla. If you saw me at a sex
club I smile at you would you smile
fuck yes I would I would
would you smile back though yeah but unfortunately that's what sucks about
being known as I can do shit like that no more not that I ever really did but if
I wanted to I couldn't even do she like that
Like I can't do that like I can't do that
Like even like even if I like went out to a club and started like making out with a random person
I can't even do that. She can be clipped on tiktok the next day with a million views
Fucking sucks
Dang it
I don't think people on Tiktok are going to sex club, no, even like a normal club, like
even if I went to like a party or something, like a rave, and I just looked like you never
know, which I just started like making out with someone, and then it's like, oh, Vanilla
making out with the person at the party.
And that's why, and that's why some of these parties, some of these parties, you have to
put the tape over your phone camera because people be getting a little freaky, try being
an influencer for a day. But speaking of that, I think I'm going to go, actually don't know
if I'm going to go out later, let me see, let me see.
Okay, let me just see here really quickly, right, right, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Okay, so if I, but if I go out, I'm not going out until midnight.
And if I go out, I'm going to go out for like 40 minutes and then go back home.
So I'm not going to go until midnight.
It's 1020 right now.
So we got time to kill.
We got a little bit of time to kill.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'll make out with someone you deserve it, 40 minutes, baby, it's 10-21.
It's 10-21, and I'm going to go at midnight, I'm going to leave at midnight.
Leave my house at midnight.
Isn't that around your bedtime?
It is, but I haven't been doing shit the past few days, and I literally just want to go,
what do you do for 40 minutes, dance, and then leave?
My friend's doing a DJ set, I'm gonna go dance.
Leave.
That's all.
That's all I need.
Where are you?
I hear him, I hear him being mad.
Is he behind Buzz?
Is he really?
No, he's not.
He is!
You little freak.
I knew I saw you back there.
What are you doing?
Come here.
You see him?
That's him right there, right there. That's his little face.
Or right there.
Alright, we should play a game or something, so I'm not just sitting here.
So I'm not just sitting here, but something that's like not...
crazy.
Hmm.
Dare I say, we marvel our
Okay, we're gonna marvel our rifles.
It's kind of like a chill Friday stream, guys, this is like a chill Friday stream.
Guys, we did Sims yesterday, be nice to the people that like rivals.
You got Lord Penny?
Okay, thank you.
Guys, think about how it feels to be a Fortnite fan.
I don't want to hear it.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Me and Dylan are still going to play soon at some point.
Look at the hell out in silence.
Let me see.
Store.
Wow.
Look at this mechanic Groot.
Where's the hella one?
Girl, where's the hella?
Oh, in events.
Oh, I seen this one, but I didn't see the hella one. Let me see.
I want to see it.
Show it to me.
whoo oh this shit is fly oh that shit is fly yeah that's fly that's fly I like
that I like that let me get the last Jimmy Chowder here
Finally, I got it!
The pixelated Jeff!
Oops, wait, I equipped him.
No, hold on, because I have the...
For all the characters that I play a lot and have a good amount of skins on, I have the
um the random rotation uh look at him i have the random rotation skin on okay i'm gonna
go on push to talk because these people are fucking annoying
you didn't equip you didn't
Okay. Thank you.
Woo, summertime, Jeff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I got a fucking voice chat warning the other day because literally I said one thing, the fucking men on this game are awful.
I said one thing and then a guy was like, oh my girl with a deep ass fucking voice, but she has a fucking dick.
And I was like, yeah, you should suck it and see.
And they were all like, eww, eww.
And they were like, I bet it has worms.
I was like, yeah, because you're slurping it like noodles, you would know.
And then they got banned.
Or not banned, but I got a warning.
I got a warning after.
It was like the system has detected that she was saying things.
I was like, oh, okay.
Okay, right.
I got in trouble for that.
I was like, well, I hope they got in trouble because they were saying some not so nice
things as well.
Um, let me, maybe I should nut on them.
Oh, this map.
Oh, this is the new map.
I don't know how I feel about the new map.
I think it looks pretty, but who are we going to ban?
I'm not scared.
scared of nobody honestly but if I'll be a band-penny
I don't know what button is to talk but I don't think it matters
Are you in gold yes, of course I am because I just keep D ranking of course of course
I do
Why is your cursor a circle because baby I use I use the controller
I'm sorry I got my nails done and I can't use the mouse anymore
Okay, if you don't want to heal, I'll heal, but if you trust yourself to heal, Jammin,
it's your world.
Okay, you feel better playing them more?
Okay.
Okay, so what are we doing here?
Okay, here we go.
I'm not going to talk. I'm not going to talk in voice. Probably. I don't even know how
I gotta do the pressure body
It is a museum. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, whoa, oh, oh, hey
Locked in absolutely locked in
Absolutely locked in
Back the fuck up back up
Kill him kill him kill him kill him. Oh, you can't see me. Oh
Okay, guys, let's all stay together now.
Let's all stay together now.
Okay, that was a bad idea that we were all standing in the straight line.
That's okay, though.
I
Get missed my thing don't worry cap. I got you
Okay, why are we so far up get the fuck back here no one can heal you from over there ah
Fuck
I could have ulted, but I probably should have ulted there, and this is a new map, so
I don't really know it that well.
Oh, guys, don't worry.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
good. Regroup. Okay regroup. Okay nice. Push the point. Oh! What are you doing in there?
Okay. That's why they got a school watch watch what happens when it gets um why is it laggy a
little bit? Watch what happens when it gets to this part. I think it's when it gets here right?
Or is it after this?
We missing every shot.
Oh, oh, oh fuck is that Hawkeye?
Nope.
Y'all saw that right?
I know y'all saw that right.
random Hawkeye fucking...
Why would you go in there alone?
I just do not understand how to ult and when to ult, or how to control it, well what character
are you are you playing us back fuck you okay we're doing okay actually get the
Get the healers to fuck out of here pack her the fuck up pack her the fuck up too. Okay
You're usually at support I try to save my alt for
if
My team is low or if there's like another counter alt from the other team, but I
Try not to waste it if like half my team is dead. Oh
Okay, just kill me. Okay. That was a good bucky grab. I'll give him that
by the eye of AkaMoto!
girl my name is trash dude that's why I play
support can i be back here especially cloak and dagger
she's like auto aim get back get back okay let's regroup
look this buck is gonna pay
this buck yeah yeah that's what you get for fucking with me bucky
that's what you get
Oh, but see, look, it turned into a boat.
The bus.
That's what I was trying to show you guys before.
Ah, they double-aulted.
Hey, or is that our cloak? No, that wasn't.
Hey, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak! You're looking right at me!
Okay.
That's okay.
Oh, that went right. Okay. Well, I thought this would get hit, they would hit there, but that's not how that works.
Oh, he's gonna try to ult. He's gonna try to ult. He's trying to ult. At least it looks like it.
like it you jump around what the fuck are you doing
ah
where did that go where did my bubble even go
And ideally, like, ooh, ooh, ooh, that hawk eye!
Um.
We're doing good though, like I can't really complain.
Nisa, what are you doing?
Okay, we gotta back up, we gotta back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Our team's fucking dead.
Back up!
Okay.
Was that our Cloak or their Cloak?
That was their Cloak.
I'm going over here.
Okay, nice.
Got one of their healers.
That's good.
Beautiful.
Get the freaking Hawkeye!
Another poorling.
What are they doing?
What the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
I don't know how I survived that.
Literally don't know how I survived that.
Nice. Get his stupid ass, pack him up!
Uh-huh. Okay.
Uh-huh.
is two to zero how we would all have it
including which side you're on
on the field like on top of the boat
I didn't know that oh my god that's so stupid
you have to be in the fucking boat
girl I didn't know that I've only played this map like twice
what
this is the only map that does that
what the freak that's so silly
okay good to know didn't know that
They're gonna be like, shut up.
Keep that stuff up, brother.
Okay, is he talking to the other guy or me?
Your backline must be so annoyed.
Oh yeah, he's talking to the other guy.
And then he put up.
Yeah, it's a bit dumb.
You have to be in the boat.
If you go in the water, it's easy to stall point.
OK.
OK, good to know.
Thank you, my fellow rivals friends.
Woo!
Oh, cloak.
Help me.
Stop running from me, Moonite!
Okay.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, we're good.
Dang it, I missed him.
You looking to see the stateside roof?
I got you, I got you, don't ever worry, don't ever worry, I'll never let you die.
hell no oh you bitch we double-altern
No heels back up
What are they doing big up okay make it a widow play it for vibes back up
Ah! Why are you in there alone?
Okay, ready? Ready, team? Let's do this.
Uh-oh, I hear a sniping back there.
Okay, that was a good ult. I'll give him that. He came out of nowhere with that.
I'll give him that.
I don't give up so easily.
Maybe I should be like Jeff or something. Probably not a good idea, but just for fine. Why not?
Thank you for the raid, Shepardus.
I got you.
I got you, Kanshu, don't worry.
Okay.
This cloak is like, I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Girl.
Woo!
How did that even happen?
Okay, that's how that happened.
Okay.
That's how that happened.
I
Hey guys
Well, I saved them from the Vashanti.
I shaved them from- I shaved them.
I saved them from the Vashanti, so I actually kind of did a good thing.
But I actually feel like that worked.
No, no, please, I'm reloading.
cat please amazing oh yeah bitch I just move out of it
oh no
I don't even know what to do anymore.
Should I just go rocket?
Never play rocket.
Someone said, let me go wolf.
Okay, bitch, nobody was stopping you.
Like, I don't know anymore, bro.
Was that not my res? Girl, I'm the beacon. Okay, let me go back to somebody I know. I
kind of know Loki. Like at this point we're losing, I'm not gonna give a damn. I've played
Loki before. Okay guys back up. Damn his heals got like no type of fucking. Maybe I just
actually hit my shot maybe that's the problem maybe it maybe it's cuz I'm
not hitting my shots because I'm a cloaking fucking dagger main that
would make a lot more sense huh okay you need some healing okay
Luna Snow! Yeah, that's a good- let's try her!
Why not?
Later like once in my life?
Um, in hope you can have my snowflake.
Oh, so they're like- they're just like absolutely frying my shit.
I'm actually kind of doing okay Oh that bitch let me get her let me get her
Y'all let me get her y'all
Wait, oh my god, we might win here. Wait, we won? Oh
Wait am I in my Luda snow era or what?
Whoa multiverse sword even know what the fuck that means
Do you want the multiverse tour? I could take you to the first, second, third multiverse!
And maybe I should be in my Luna Arc, okay? I'm gonna try Luna. I'm gonna try Luna this next round.
I'm gonna try Luna this next round. And I don't care. I'm gonna keep it in comp. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared to use Luna in comp. I don't care
It never gave scary and I was never scared exactly
This Wanda skin is atrocious, I'm sorry that is not good. Sorry rivals. I love you so much. They know I love them
Okay
Okay.
I would like to be Luna Snow.
Oh you were dead?
I'm- yes!
With the spider he comes.
Change that skin.
What?
It's the only one I have. Wait, what do I have? Oh, no, this one's tea. What's that?
Well, that one's chop
No, I want this one
Talking about Wanda and you have that skin, okay?
Yeah, I think she's Luna snow and I think she's like the moon and she shines in the
Do you want the house to take you to the place where I'm from?
Does anyone else play Vanguard?
Nah.
All right Tom 1 1 2 3 who you want to be it's your world
We just don't want to be alone.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you for that at 10 p.m. Love that oh
Oh, well I didn't mean it in a scary way.
You got your support squad here kinda ominous.
Never alone on the field.
No not in a creepy way.
You're never alone.
Okay, yeah let me get us, uh, Spidey, you can have the, the snowflake.
Have fun, Spidey. Make me proud, okay?
Okay, so, LT, what is the LT?
Oh, I didn't know she could jump like that. What?
Oh, what is it?
Can you hear the...oh, can I really back up? I'm getting a little too...
I didn't know she jumped like that.
Oh, but I hate that I can't heal myself.
I get scared.
I get so scared.
Guys, there's an onk and you're just doing tricks on it.
Hold on, missing all my- oh god, I'm scared.
Oh geez, oh geez, okay, hold on.
What does that do?
Okay, what is the LT?
Freeze is an enemy.
I thought LB freezes, oh no no no, I thought B freezes, what's B do?
What was B?
B is my self flake?
Oh.
Okay.
But does it take this snowflake away from the other person?
Guys, why can we, can we all go at the same time?
oh geez my aim is really not good huh my god it's my aim is atrocious oh okay
we can do this guys
how did I not freeze that bitch because she's in diamond mode or something okay
nice oh my god I'm only 54% to my alt they're probably like this was the worst
Luna we've ever played with oh but I packed that Loki up though you saw how I
packed that Loki up though and I packed that other Luna for whoever the fuck
that was
okay
I want to try to free somebody I'm gonna try to free somebody next time
somebody comes over here they're fucked watch this I want to freeze somebody out
there oh that's my goal for this game okay I missed that completely I don't
know what I was thinking myself flake give me myself a flake give me
I need myself a flake.
Back up Wanda. Wanda back up. I cannot heal you from there Wanda.
I'm going to give it to Cloak. I don't know why. I just am.
I just love her so much.
Oh, I'm missing every shot.
I need to sell a flake because I'm scared.
Okay, you still having all okay. I have it now though. I have it now though
How did I not freeze her it's cuz she could she not be frozen in diamond mode
Oh fuck oh fuck oh hell no oh my god oh my god the moon do be haunting though it do
be haunting sometimes though. Oh you bitch!
I'm just giving my snowflake to anyone, I don't even care. Anyone can have the
snowflake if they want it. Oh my god guys! Guys! I'm not doing that good.
I like the sexy noise it makes when I jump.
Okay here, you want the snowflake, fine, take itch.
I knew that's what you wanted.
Oh, guys, that's not good.
Oh, I panicked.
Guys, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
OK, I'm going to change.
I can't do this anymore.
I'm going to have to go in this here.
That's my bad I wasted all on me.
Yeah, it is on use, baby.
And it's not on me at all.
I thought I had two healers they dashed out. No, we didn't dash out we got jumped. We got jumped
Yeah, we did get jumped by fake gambit
Okay, we can do this now.
You can do this guys.
You thought she was sweet. You thought she was sweet.
Oh
Back up back up back up back up
Get the dang on bro. Oh my god, like what what are we doing?
Genuinely, what are we doing?
Well, fuck you
Are we coming from that side?
Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, I'm so confused.
Why are we all over the fucking place?
Okay, let's all do this together.
Okay, wait, this person got off cloak.
Okay, let me ult first, and then I'll go cloak.
Okay, let's all go together.
Okay, come on.
Okay, we're gonna go this way for some reason, that's fine.
That's fine, we can do that.
I have to ult too.
Okay, perfect. The thing Gambit stood outside of my ult.
That's really great.
Great.
Okay, good thing Strange is dancing on the on.
That's really awesome too. Okay, great.
Okay, so we didn't stand a chance.
chance. So a portal would have been nice at any point.
I don't know what happened there.
Can my heals work?
But
it's still not my fault though.
It's still not my fault though.
Okay, you're a champion cloak, yes, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am.
You know, I'll play one more, I'll show you.
I'll show you my cloak and dagger abilities.
Not very impressive, but yes, I'm a champion cloak and dagger.
Well, unfortunately, because I put it- because it's a- it's a disgusting amount of hours.
Nilla, I must ask, you have these cuta Mary Janes.
What video were you watching?
What do they look like?
I have a few flats.
I would like to be a cloak and dagger.
And dagger, we are hope and fear.
Now, who am I going to banish in this match?
Now, I worked for these hours.
I'm gonna I'm gonna show off my animated icon
It was the mall hot plot hot-pot vlog and they're like semi-platform the mall hot-pot vlog
Which is my wearing in those I?
Gotta watch that video back and see
What color are they?
White if they're the white ones, they're probably um, they're black
They're black Mary James, they're all black
Pull up the video real quick
Are they the Nike ones?
Let me see.
Oh, those are.
I've actually only worn those one time.
They're Melissa.
Yeah, Melissa.
I don't know if they're a collab,
Because Melissa does a lot of collapse, but that's the brand.
Melissa, Melissa.
Guys, I love when chat is chill like this.
Minds me of the old days.
It's a vibe, huh?
How many people are here right now?
Five, okay.
Hey! Hey! First and foremost, absolutely the fuck not!
That's what we're not gonna fucking do.
Oh my god, y'all, I'm getting jumped back here!
Help me!
Okay, I don't want to stand too far back,
because Spidey's gonna start being annoying.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
We're absolutely crooked.
Spidey back there?
Hacked his ass. Oh, I turn away for one second. That's what happens.
Oh, hell no.
What is this bitch doing?
Woo!
Spidey, no, you thought.
You literally thought.
Okay, he's gonna come back and try to kill me.
He's gonna come back and try to kill me.
Help me, help me, Patty cake, Patty cake, Patty cake,
Patty cake.
Girl, why would you jump at him?
I panicked, I panicked, oh did you make me kill me?
It's fine I'll get it back, I'll get it back quicker than you could even, than you
could even count.
Watch how quick I'm about to get this ult back.
I'm not even worried about it.
I'm not even worried about it even a little bit.
I don't even need it for real.
I don't even need it.
OK.
Yeah, we get the fuck out of here.
Don't mess with the amazing Spider-Man.
And judge, jury, excerpt.
Spidey sticky come
Guys back up
That was his name the more switch
Yeah, you know always okay, so why do we have one healer now? Why do we have one healer now?
So it's just me
So perfect, so this is definitely going to work.
So Mag, if you stood in that bubble, it actually would heal you.
I'm not sure if you knew that.
I'm holding my own though for one healer. I'm holding my own right now.
Okay, but we're catching strays. I know. What do you do? They're all telling him he sucks.
when he sucks
he's fighting
i hear him
What the hell, there's only one healer?
Yes!
Yeah, and the more we want to switch.
Okay, somebody switched.
Okay. Okay, we're good, we're good. Girl! Let me pack this bitch up real quick. Let me
attack his bitch up real quick.
You're a liar.
What the hell?
Uh oh, I'm scared of him.
I'm scared of him!
Jeff, please!
That was the dumbest all ever.
Why is he just sitting there?
I don't care.
See you later.
Let me go back over here.
Grab him by the dick and twist it!
Oh my god, get this fucking Ironman!
Who's here?
This is such a weird position that we're in, they like don't wanna come out of their spawn.
Put up.
Uh oh, okay maybe not a good idea at all, all of them are not there to heal you, I actually
ended up working for him.
Good job Punisher, okay cool.
Do they have somebody throwing or are they just being stupid?
No, they have all their team.
Dang it.
My ball wasn't enough.
Keep fighting until we have a winner!
No, Jeff! No!
Jeff, no!
Ah, I get the hell out of here. Beat him up, beat him up. Come on, Jeff, get him!
Uh-huh.
Oh, you're sorry, sorry, Benny.
We were fighting a very big man. Oh, beautiful!
He's in all here, yeah, there you go.
Uh-huh.
Win here.
Win here, win here, win here.
Win here.
We win here, easy.
Yup.
Okay.
Okay!
We got this.
This is winnable, this is winnable.
Unless they start changing things up. That's what I'm gonna get scared
Dang that guy really does not want this other guy to play no more
Dang
Do you guys want me to switch from Danny to something else?
Mantis. Okay, this Mantis is a choice. Mantis is a choice here.
30 seconds before you attack! Get ready!
Weeeeeew!
Okay, I'm scared. I'm scared.
Yes, I'm playing controller on PC, I don't want to talk about it.
Yes, I can't do mouse and keyboard because my nails, it's like literally like...
Let me try it. I'm gonna try mouse and keyboard.
I don't even know what is which.
I did not mean to throw the bubble over there, okay I'm switching back, I'm switching back
when I die. No, I'm taking back right now. Look, it's such a smoother experience. Such
just smoother experience.
Yeah, well, why are we not moving? Why are we not moving?
What's going on here? Okay, great. Dead Peers is reading the book.
that's perfect so if you stood so punishers so if you stood up here in my
like average punisher brain average punisher IQ I like literally
There we go, now we're moving.
Took us a second to get our footing, but we got it.
Ain't no more trying to heal you, but...
Okay.
Here, Jeff, please.
You're all beautiful.
Okay, there's Punisher.
Punisher, don't stand right in front of the squirrels.
Okay, nice.
You got him.
I'm packing you up.
Oh, he got it.
Okay.
All right.
I'll back up.
I'll back up look but not but now my teammates are gonna get you I
Know I keep forgetting that there's the two blind the blind things now, too
There's Spidey's being sneaky over there.
Dry it.
Oh, the squirrels!
Oh, the squirrels.
I didn't think he'd get me there.
Walked into his all-up, because I was like, I don't give a damn, I have my bubble!
What are you just being cocky?
I'm like, I don't care, I have my bubble.
I'm not scared of you.
Okay, we win this.
We win this, we win this.
Penny, no.
No more, no, no more, no.
No more, no.
Okay, Jeff
They're the Jeff all oh, he's all what the hell
My god, he just brought me his spring toy that is so nice of you
Get it
It's so sweet of us. Yay
Good job punisher even though I was making fun of him he did do he did it pretty okay. Yeah, you did really good actually a
We say he did yeah back to black. Okay
Punisher 26k damage. Hey, I'll take it. I'll take that all day
33 heels to 33 K heels, of course
Well, of course, that's what I do. That's my job
Okay
All right, that's enough rivals
That's enough for that much better on cloak who's good girl you don't need to aim on cloak
You don't need to aim on cloak bra. Oh my god
What the hell Eddie wishes with the 50 gifted? Oh my god Eddie
Thank you so much for the 50 flipping gifted.
Thank you, Eddie.
Excuse me.
Sorry, Eddie.
I'm gonna burp in your face when you give me 50 gifted.
Wow, thank you.
Now do a flip.
Thank you, Eddie, for the 50 gifted.
Thank you so much, Eddie.
That's so sweet of you.
Eddie Lishes.
Hey!
Thank you.
I am not gonna squabble this opportunity.
Thank you, Eddie.
Thank you. Thank you. That's so awesome. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I haven't watched the new episode yet. I haven't watched the new episode of Drag Race yet, so don't spoil it for me. Don't spoil it for me.
Butch Loret is Wednesday. Butch Loret is this Wednesday. He dies. Rue dies. That's the spoiler. Yeah, so update your 4-night. Okay, that's a good idea. I should really do that.
Mr.
Okay, so the party that I'm gonna go to well, it's like a rave the rave that I'm out to go to in a little bit
it's like saints and sinners theme and
Okay, I did this makeup with the intent of doing saint but I really have much to wear
So I'm just gonna wear white I think I don't know what to wear. I don't really this fuck matter
I'm staying for like 40 minutes and I'm going home, but
Yeah, I don't know I just want to go out I just wanted some fresh air just a little bit
Just a little bit
So yeah, so I'm gonna go do that. I'm going to
Get off of here
Pick my outfit and then go.
Oh my God, wait, I love puzzles.
Is streaming?
Of course we could rate her if she's live.
Wait, she's live?
I just, isn't it, I just love puzzles?
Oh my God, she's live.
Is she playing a puzzle?
Of course she is.
We have to rate her.
She won Hidden Gem at the Streamer Award.
sweetheart. And then it was like tearing up when she did her speech. I just love puzzles.
Yeah, she's so sweet. Okay. Y'all be nice. Y'all be nice. She's doing Black Heroes of History,
A Thousand Piece Puzzle. Okay, she's doing a A Thousand Piece Puzzle. Okay, y'all have fun
over there with I Just Love Puzzles. Okay, love you. Good night. Bye. I'll see you Tuesday. Oh,
Also Tuesday is a sponsor stream as well, but it's going to be a fun one
It's going to be a fun one
We're doing makeup and then we're going to probably play dress to impress after but it's a sponsor stream for a makeup brand
So it's gonna be fun. Okay