Welcome to the one, the only 40 millionth annual puppy bowl celebration that I decided
to do about five minutes ago and I'm also not sure if I even have the correct
channel but I want to watch the puppy bowl and I thought that I would do it
with all of you okay let me turn this off okay so people who don't know what
the puppy bowl is basically it we turn my light on to for people who don't
know what the puppy bowl is they do it before the Super Bowl unlike Animal
Planet or some shit and it's just a bunch of puppies running around it's just a bunch of puppies running around so I
Found a YouTube video that says 2026 puppy Bowl live, but I don't know if it really is really that or not so
Did it happen already
It's two hours in okay, so
Okay, so it did start
Okay, so I think the YouTube video that I found of it is is the one so
So yeah, so we are going to be watching the puppy bowl 2026 again. It's not so I think it's okay
If I don't watch it completely live
I think it'll just be fun to react to it regardless. So it's yes
It's not live happening right this second. I'm watching it off of the YouTube video, but still it'll be fun
So let's get right into it. Let's get right into it
Here we go the was that AI hold on
Hosted by the World Animal Awareness Society
What wait is this even the real version y'all is this the real guys is this the real puppy ball
I think that don't just crack out.
This is the Jank Puppy Bowl!
Who the fuck is this?
This is not the Puppy Bowl!
That was bamboozled.
It's on Discovery.
Okay, Discovery.
channel? Uh, baby, I don't have discovery chill. Okay, hold on. Fuck. I should have thought
about this before I go to sleep. Where do I- Puppy Bowl! Okay, how do I watch it though?
How do I watch out my TV? I mean, my computer. HBO Max. I don't think I have that either,
I'll pay for it right now, I don't care.
Which one? HBO Max bundle plan, no ads.
$32 a month.
Alright fine.
Girl, you used it to watch heated rival, Reno.
Wait, I did!
You're right!
We couldn't find the email with that email address, okay great, perfect, what about this
one?
Okay.
Okay, not the correct password, perfect, okay, one time code maybe, okay, shit, I want to
watch the fucking puppy bowl, god fucking dammit.
Okay, let me get my one-time code.
Okay, so where's my code, I'm waiting for my code.
There we go, okay.
Perfect!
I'm in! Okay! I do have it!
YES! PUPPYBALL!
It's Puppyball Sunday!
Oh, let's fucking go!
It's the Puppyball Hotel!
Where are players?
Are you joking me?
Who the hell is Skip Navigation?
Who the hell is even this?
How did this even get on my screen and sit before the big game, but now it's I can't
stream it.
How did they even get this on my screen like I could move it around.
Like I could literally delete it off my screen right now. Look
Time to round up these pumps. Like how do they get that on my OBS like that's why I'm scared
Don't make it big screen first up baby. They already they already know they already knew they already knew look
in floor
They got this shit. They got this shit all
Guys, but am I gonna get banned from twitch?
I don't want to get banned from Twitch.
The puppy bull is going to sue me.
They're going to sue me.
Girl, I don't want to give a fuck.
I do!
I don't want to lose my channel!
It would be a funny reason to get banned though.
Okay, but no, I don't want that to happen.
Shit.
Okay, let's think, let's think, let's think, let's think.
Girl, I did try YouTube.
All they had was the effing Patreon Live.
I don't even know how to do that.
How do I go live on Patreon? I don't even know how to do that.
Live.
Go live now. Computer webcam.
Yeah, but then I can only use my, oh, with OBS.
Oh.
Okay, that's like a whole thing though. It's going to be like a whole...
Just use the link I sent.
Oh, okay, Vic has a link that she sent for me.
disregard, disregard I sent it in the discord, disregard there at the discord, okay?
Okay guys hold on we're gonna make it work
Obster roll an aciago on the gridiron
I
Okay, we got it boys
We got it boys
All right, so we can't start it over though, cuz it's live so it's okay, but we're just gonna we're just gonna get the live coverage
I guess we'll get to know these guys. I don't know
I'm gonna lower the volume a little bit because I don't really want to I want to do my own commentating. Okay
So let's see so we Amelia we have Amelia here. There's a quarter left in the game
We have Amelia
Who the hell are these guys
Okay, that's a that's a flag on the play he's not allowed to throw him on his back like that that is absolutely not a
First of all, where are the puppies? I'm seeing a lot of dogs
Lobster Roll! His name is Lobster Roll!
Okay, touchdown Amelia. Congratulations, Amelia.
So Team Fluff is now in the lead. Fluff versus Ruff.
So much going on.
post a picture of them watching today's game on social media using hashtag puppy
bowl y'all should I post a picture of Chai on her Instagram and do hashtag
puppy and see if they put it up okay hold on I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
I'm not gonna do it on her phone I'm cheating
okay hold on I gotta get a picture of Chai
Okay, hold on.
Post.
Who is this?
Bonnie!
Okay, I need a picture of Chai.
I need a good picture of her though.
Oh god, all these pictures of her are chopped.
Okay, I found a good one
I found a really good one, okay
Hashtag puppy ball
Me and my mom are watching live right now
Wait, okay, wait, okay, you saw that dog does he have to actually be watching this try actually have to be watching it for it to count
Okay, anyway, I posted it on Chai's Instagram, so we'll see if they repost it.
I don't give a damn. I don't give a shit. I hope they put Chai on the screen.
I really hope they put Chai on the screen. They are not reposting that.
They would if they knew it's good for them. They would if they knew it's good for them.
Well, does it take to be a pedigree, Pupply?
Oh, fuck.
That's a lopper.
Well, they usually do kiddie halftime show.
Did we miss the kiddie halftime show?
Because it said we're in the third quarter.
God damn it, we missed the kiddie halftime show.
You serious?
Okay, maybe when it's over, we can go back and rewatch it, but...
Plus, members save more.
God damn it, bro.
We need it fast.
We've got it.
And everyone comment hashtag puppyball.
Unchai's picture.
They're just gonna scroll on past.
Guys, come on.
I tagged AnimalPlan!
I want Chai to be on there.
Why am I watching? Okay, I'll even mute the ding ads.
They're all I don't need to watch the fucking ads.
I'm gonna make my screen bigger too, because, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna go big for the ads.
God damn it.
There is a kiddie bowl?
What?
There's a whole separate kiddie bowl?
No, I thought it was just a kiddie halftime show.
There's a separate kiddie bowl.
I feel you didn't tag Animal Planet.
I thought they just told me.
I thought they just said to do hashtag if the tag them to.
Hold on.
Did they say to do that?
Animal Planet.
Okay, tagged him.
Well, yes.
Okay, tagged him. I tagged him. We're good.
Okay, they got to be looking right now.
They have to have seen it at least right now.
Maybe there's a diva who works
in on the puppy bull team
that knows Chai.
Chai looks very robust in this picture,
I will say.
And thank you everyone for commenting hashtag.
ever and thank you everyone for commenting hashtag someone goes your ass is
not watching shit I'm fucking crying oh fuck okay y'all they don't got to know
that though they don't got to fucking know that they don't got to fucking
know that okay well she is watching okay I thought that she was behind me right
now so I was gonna say there is definitely proof that she's not
watching right now but she is inspired but Chai's Instagram is vanilla chai gram
vanilla chai gram vanilla chai gram and she's so close to a hundred K she is so
close to 100 K but yes she usually posts off for her phone but I had to cheat
this one time I had to cheat this one time oh there's an ad for some sort of
ninja creamy situation and this looks actually really good I still haven't
use mine. Oh, that look, oh, you know, oh, they can make, it makes, oh, it makes
margarita too. That look good. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can use one of those right
now. Okay, anyway. Okay, how many fucking commercials are there? I don't
I don't remember there being this many commercials.
Okay.
That was AI?
What was?
The ice cream?
What?
No way.
Are you serious?
AI cream?
Okay, we're back.
We're back at the puppy bowl.
Now, wagging action.
All right, let's see.
Who do we got here?
I love big a lot of big guys this year a lot of big guys
Where are the little guys? I want representation for the little man
Where's a little guy?
Touchdowns later the third as we head into the fourth quarter team fluff leaves 56 to 48
And now team fluff's Brooke is looking to add to that lead
She captures behind the scenes content before trotting back out to the turf any minute now
Okay, she's she's doing a photo shoot on on the clock like
Team fluff, okay, let's see it. Let's see our lineup
Who are these guys?
Slugger
Slugger he's only 13 weeks old. He's a Rottweiler mix then we got Anson of course. He's 18 weeks old
And he's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi and pickles the Chao Chao American Staffordshire
Terrier love I like pickles. I'm a pickle Stan and
Then who else on team rough
On team rough we have
What do we got?
Dottie the Dalmatian. Okay. Dottie's really cute. Dottie's really cute
We got Dottie. Why did Dottie not have I know that and then we got
Nicknack connects collects Chachki's is that Chachki's is that how you carry Porsche?
I can't! What the hell is going on?
Okay.
Dottie! She's trying to get out of there, bro.
She doesn't even want to be in there anymore.
She doesn't even want to be here.
Okay. Oh, oh.
Oh. Okay, you're not allowed to put hands on the face.
You're not allowed to put hands on the face.
Hey, no hands on the face.
That's a yellow flag, yellow flag on the play.
Hands on the face.
Okay, red flag, because you did it twice
and you're not listening.
Kerry Paul Shaw, you need to start listening.
What if they start humping like on TV?
Okay, so that looks like that's what's about to happen
and they just cut to a different,
look cool, what happens when they do that?
Wait, is this? Is this? Who's this? This is Dotty? Oh no, this is Slugger. Oh my god, Slugger made a full recovery.
Look at his earlier. Congratulations Slugger, you did it.
is going to put up a fight to win this puppy ball.
Did I not tell you?
Did I not tell you he was gonna go try some bullshit?
He, I knew he was gonna try some BS.
Okay, so it looks like they put them in,
like, based on how big they are.
Like, they're not gonna put the tiny ones
in with the bigger puppies.
Her wisdom panel DNA results show
a mission outbound and American estimate.
Maybe we miss the little guys.
All about confidence and hustle.
Carried charges in for the tackle,
but the slide shakes it off.
Okay, but, but Carrie Poshaw's holding her own. She is holding her own, I will say.
She's like, get the fuck off me. Yeah, she's holding her own.
Yup. I know that's right, Carrie.
What happened?
Turn the volume up a little. Okay, I'll turn it up a little bit.
No
Yes
Bring back more the little guys
This year's most valuable puppy award remember you choose the winning pop
Bobo was a powerhouse on the field. She was unstoppable
Boa racking up
Okay
Boom
And then Amelia that's it there's only three touchdowns. We just saw Amelia's touchdowns with some critical stops
Then let up the scoreboard with two touchdowns. There's only been three touchdowns this whole time back in the game
That's your oh, this is for MVP. Oh
Okay
Okay, who y'all voting for go vote on their Instagram story right now
They fucking suck it
go vote oh shit oh fuck button and Luna are not playing around Luna get out
from under button I don't know who's who
is the dang it buttons the smaller one that's agility and strategy button get
up seriously get a button more about her in our next up close and personal
How close and personal.
Yep.
East Coast.
Okay, nice.
Hi, Button.
Poor these jeepas.
Look at her little body.
bottle-fed from a very young age
When button first arrived off of transport with her sibling she was actually the calmest of all of them
I
Have really blossoms and she's came into nickel city
She's found confidence in herself and as much more trustworthy. She's like a big dog in a small-bog body
headed to the epicenter of buffalo pride and tradition the historic heartbeat of this die-hard
It probably brings so much good like press for their like all the shelters and stuff
They probably got all their bang dogs adopted
Is it near the quality kind of doodoo conca well yes because we're watching it on some sketch
Yes a little bit. Just how loving these dogs are you know and all they want is an opportunity last year
We walked into a random adoption event and we left with an 11-week-old puppy
Look at that guy
This inspiration behind this whole foundation
Our Missy, she's a little pit bull mix
I love a pit bull
And then we also have Penny, which is a three-year-old golden retriever
The companionship and the unconditional love that they bring
There's just so much happiness and joy in our household
And Kalil and Sailor are here to prepare a button for Puppy Bowl 22
I think what will benefit the button the most at Puppy Bowl would just be her overall
Go, Button, come on!
Button, come on! Bob and Weave! Bob and Weave! We're not here to play around!
I'm sorry to move a lot quicker
Bob and fucking Weave! We need to win this!
Good girl
There we go
She actually did great
Ran through the little tunnel
Okay, there she goes, she's going through the tunnel
She's definitely a good listener
Okay, she's getting there
Don't blink, or else you'll miss her
22? Wait, what 22? 22 what?
Okay, good job, Button. 22 puppy wolves?
Oh, there's been 22 of them? Dang.
Dang, you know what that means?
The dogs who did the first ones are probably dead.
Sorry, I don't know why my mind went there. That's sad.
a little family member for a potential...
Why would you say that?
I'm sorry, I don't know!
...was in this pisses left and right all day.
She's just the sweetest thing.
Cause it's been that long!
I'm sorry!
No, what is your problem?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I died! I mean, you haven't now!
Wait, now after this, I want to watch the first ever one.
I fuck with him I fuck with pickles no look at him. He don't give a damn
I think I fuck with pickles
Wonder if the ref has the magic words
Look at this little scraggly dude making out of you. All right. We don't care if it's sweet or sour
But we need you out there on the field
Pickles may be a little
Still a big deal
Ah, shit.
Oh my god, you guys, his whole ear!
Ears in the bowl! Ears in the bowl!
Absolutely not allowed!
Red flag! Get him off the fucking field!
Ears in the bowl!
Not allowed.
He can't help it!
Oh, oh hands on the face again. We hey dude. He's aggressive this guy
Pickles, but he's not pickles. I don't know who's
I don't know who anyone is anymore. Oh no, that's pickles. Who's the other guy?
Who's the whole stack guy? He's a little crazy this one
Yeah, this guy's a little nuts
spin opponents out this guy's crazy oh shit he might he might go for the
touchdown what the hell I thought he had to go the other all right well he got
a touchdown touch down that's it so that is a fair touchdown that that is a
fair touchdown though rough is winning team rough come on where's come on show
mine
girl what the hell y'all show my picture bro come on these pops are tapped out
you need a snack let's go to the sidelines for an official pedigree
You're great
Now you're picking the frog
That motherfucker do you think that video of that motherfucker? He wasn't watching that
He was watching whatever little freaking treat that the mom had in his in her hand
Put her in front of the screen
Oh my god, she's cute
Who's next
Matelio
Minneapolis, oh he's playing with a cat toy. He's so cute
off has made an incredible comeback this game is far from over folks stick around
to see which team will claim victory when puppy ball 22 return I guarantee this
world will break you down I can't do this hurt you bad who's naked and afraid
they're still doing this show we're tap they're still doing this show
Because this season it's not about who you are. It's about who you're with.
We built a shelter.
You thought a bunch of Instagram influencers could survive out here.
I can take on anything with my teammate.
Here we go.
Why do you see me on there?
This might survive. What lies ahead?
What the hell?
Parasites predators.
Okay, but has anyone...
Okay, first and foremost, because they're gonna...
Parasites predators.
Okay, well, let's do a simple Google search.
Has anyone ever died on Naked and Afraid?
No!
Didn't a girl die from a leg infection in the early season?
No one's ever died.
Okay, so don't make it seem like it's some crazy shit.
Like, don't make it seem like it's some crazy shit.
Because I could do that easy.
Okay, so obviously we know that was a lie.
Obviously we know that was a lie. I would not do that.
I would not do that.
I simply would just not do that.
But, dude, I'm so mad we can't watch the kiddie fucking halftime show.
Let me see if I like fast forward on the HBO Max one.
max one just to like see what it looks like.
I'm so not seeing the kitty halftime show third quarter.
Did they did one?
Did they do one?
Y'all did they do one?
They don't have one.
Oh,
so they didn't even fucking do one this year.
Okay, so there is so kitty fall 2026.
Meet the cats in pups of the 2026.
No, okay, where the hell is the...
Welcome to the...
Okay, this one looks like a janky version too.
Well, let's watch this one.
Okay, again, what? This is pissing me off.
This is pissing me off.
They tricked me with a picture that looks real,
and they got the freaking AI shit.
And I swear to God, it's that same place.
This is just someone's house.
This is just somebody's fucking house.
Like...
You know what, but I'm kind of sold
But I'm kind of sold
Okay, okay, I respect the grind though. I respect the grind
Y'all, the kiddie bullet didn't even happen.
It's not, it's fake news.
It's fake news.
It didn't even happen.
It's on Fubo.
Fubo kills me!
I don't know why Fubo kills me.
Fubo!
It's on Fubo of course.
Girl of course it's on Toobie and Fubo.
It's on Boob.
It's on Poob.
Oh my god, there's a hair in my lash.
I feel like I can see it.
I think, did I get it?
Oh my god, it's a noon ET.
Okay, but where the hell could I watch it after the fact?
It's on Poobah, it's on Bloop-Bop.
You don't have booby?
It's on Goro Bo.
Oh my god.
Ah, fuck.
Go to poop. You can poop it.
Dude, it's un-gumpy.
Oh fuck, it's so stupid.
Oh my god, Amor Galore with the five. Thank you, Amor Galore with the five.
Okay, we're back at the fucking puppy ball, man. We're fucking back.
We're fucking back. We're so back.
We're so bad.
Brooke, this- okay, Brooke is the crazy one.
Which one do you resonate with?
So far, nobody.
I'm being completely honest with you.
Who's this guy?
What do you think of such an official name?
Travis?
Here comes Team Ruff.
Here's Fluffy and ready to rumble.
From the heart of Frouden's Animal Center, behold, from the heart of Frouden's Animal
Center, we hold from the heart of Frouden's Animal Center, we hold from the heart of
Oh Devontail Smith
Oh my god, of course that's who we're resonating with I
Knew I was waiting for someone
I knew I was over this little guy this first guy is so silly looking
Twilight Barkle.
Aw, is he okay in the head? Is everything working up in his brain? Okay.
Showgirls!
And Travis.
Oh, I get it, like Taylor and Travis Kelsey, okay.
Only six minutes left. Come on, Vellabine!
Come on, Vanellabean, come on!
Where's Vanellabean at?
What the hell?
Devon, get off! Yeah, look, look!
Look, Showgirl giving up for Devontail Smith.
Get up!
You're right the Vontail Smith looks prepared to drive this fluffy play straight into the end zone
Okay
Who's vanilla? Where is vanilla downfield is that vanilla?
No, that's Twilight Barkle, of course
Yeah use your voice yep. Oh, yeah
Add a flavor into the mix with this new
Yep bark at them
47 pounds when she's fully grown day
Just like her mama big. Yes. Good job. Good job. Ella bean you got this
Come on big bean that's what they call her big bean
Okay, I was gonna say you're about to let twilight bite you like that
Somebody
I told you something ain't right with her, but she's we love her
She's adorable though
Oh my gosh, she's so cute.
Look at her little fur eyes are so far-send, she's so cute.
Her head is just empty as hell, empty as hell.
I love her.
She has like a little horn.
Look at her little horn of fur.
That is so cute.
Okay, okay, we'll see.
Yeah, see, she don't even know.
on the ball ten-yard penalty on the ball yep
some pop-to-pop motivation in the tunnel
what the hell's going on over here
but guess who's getting back on to the
field
pickles let's go pickles this poor guys
just sitting in the corner the whole
time. Hey get off of him his ears are long he's gonna trip over them. Rhett! He fumbled
it. Look at this guy's nuts. Brooke is just nuts. Yeah, you tell him. You tell him Rhett.
Now she's on Pickle's tail.
Oh my, that's eight!
Field goal!
you
can they at least like repost it or something like
Okay, so I know that they I know that they saw it because they posted on their story
seven minutes ago so like you're just not going to repost my daughter okay okay
I'm gonna fucking remember that
I'm gonna remember that hmm whatever I know it's just it's not a big deal it's
like not even a big deal though. You think it would set an unrealistic body
standard for other cats? Yeah because she, I mean her body is just very perfect. What
can I say? So you know what, actually when you think about it like that, yeah I
don't want anyone, anyone else's cat to feel insecure or anything. So I do
understand that I do understand that
okay man fuck this damn puppy ball I'm over it let's do something else let's do
something else okay we changed the title because now we're not watching
this no more like because they're not like I don't care bro like it's just
not fair because they only showed vanilla bean for two seconds like
and I changed the title to bonito bold day I still don't know what time is it
actually start. What time does it start for real? Like that the in two hours? Oh
okay I got time at 3.30. Perfect! Perfect, perfect, perfect. Okay we got time.
Okay, but I'm not gonna be here when the game starts. I'm gonna probably go somewhere to watch it
But also this jersey, but I washed this jersey and it just stank like why does it still stank get it off of me?
Like it just smells like Jersey. I got I thrifted it, but I've washed it so many times it still doesn't
It has a little bit of a weird stank to it.
I don't like that.
What that mail?
Literally, what is that mail?
Ugh.
Um, okay, I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Alright, let's do it!
Hey, I don't wanna be on the pass!
The fuck?
I'm player one though, so that's kinda hard.
Okay, who got the ball?
Oh! He got the ball! Hold on!
Give me that shit!
Wait, who? I'm so confused. Who has it?
Do I have it?
Oh no, he got it.
Oh wait
All right, we're gonna get into position what what what fucking position am I?
I'm the quarterback, okay. I wanted to be the quarterback, but okay
Yeah, right here go right here. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open bro right here right here, bro. I'm open
right here brah fucking open he can't be serious brah open brah open right here
is he fucking for real
all right here bro right here yeah oh that wasn't for me interception get the
Give me that I
Tackled them first down
Watch this tackle the watch this tackle look at how I come in there boom, and I don't play I get down
Okay
Okay, hold on I gotta be defense I'm gonna be defense no give me that okay
Nope, look at that, but I still tackle him though
I'm the best player on this fucking team my rookie season on the best player on the goddamn team
No, no
Someone get that
Nope.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ok.
They didn't get it.
They didn't get the extra point.
We're still winning though.
that's me that's all me okay hold on I'm open I'm open bro right here right
here bro right here bro yeah
okay so I don't catch it so I don't catch it I'm open bro right here I will
I won't let you down again, I won't let you down again bro, right here.
Right here bro, I'm open.
Right here bro, look!
You fucking bitch, that was a horrible pass!
Right here bro, right here!
Right here, look at me, look at me!
I
Joined sink dance. I want it. I want to join his sink dance. How do I join his dance?
Okay, let's go look at me jump it I
Really thought I was gonna catch that I really thought I was gonna catch that
But okay, vote yourself to be QB girl. Yes vote me the fuck
I would like to be the quarterback, please
How did I won't get taken away? It was me who voted okay, okay
Okay, hold on
All right
All right, hold on
Gets to get stay on him careful. Someone gotta get this guy right here. I got him. No, don't worry. I got him
I'm on him. What the fuck what just happened
What just happened? How wait what?
He just glitch I
Got him. I'm on him and you are not getting that fucking ball. Yep. You are not getting that ball
Okay, fuck like what the fuck
He stepped out of bounds, okay
I feel like they're all over here.
Oh, I'm watching them, I'm watching them.
Nope, they're not gonna get that.
Oh, he's going for it, he's going for it, tackle him!
Got him.
Ah, one minute left.
One minute left.
Do I have any idea what's going on?
It's the bottom of the fourth quarter.
Third yard down.
That's the first first down? No! Somebody tackle him you morons! Oh he didn't oh he didn't make it he went out of bounds.
Go rush him! Rush him! Rush him! Rush the quarterback! Rush the fucking quarterback!
Ah!
For me and Goat!
Okay.
Can I be the quarterback now?
Okay, fourth quarter, fourth.
Rush him, guys, rush him, rush him!
Rush him, he got nowhere to go, yup!
Wait, he got another one?
Where'd he go?
Who has the ball?
Oh my god, I'm so scared right now, okay.
Rush him, you all, rush him, nope, he not catching that!
Okay, he caught it.
Why did he get it again?
Oh, because this is their, like, kick, uh, seal goal?
A little bit?
Not yelling again, that?
Did he get it?
Oh, he did.
You bitch.
Oh, he did. You bitch.
Okay, they're kicking it back to us.
That's me! That's me!
Yeah, I just wanna catch the ball once, bro.
Oh, dang it! I wanted to be fucking QB, bro. Come on. Okay.
Bro, look over there. Look, bro, right here.
Look, look at me, bro. Right here. Right here.
Yup!
Why did my arms go back like fucking Naruto?
What the fuck was that?
That was fucking bullshit.
What the fuck?
Throw it!
Bro, I'm fucking open!
Throw it!
Okay.
Who was that going to?
To Jesus?
Let me do the quarter.
Okay.
Throw it
Okay, who was that going to to Jesus?
Let me do the quarter
But right here right here
Right here, bro. I'm wide the fuck open why I'm wide my hole has never been this wide. I'm so wide
Come on somebody catch it
Interception.
Will somebody tackle him for fuck's sake?
Someone that shit said, so just throw into Mars I guess.
Oh fuck. Always win!
Okay well, oh yeah I was gonna say.
Okay, that's what I'm talking about, I got one point.
Okay, well now it's the halftime, so hold on.
Alright, well what time does Benito come on?
Idono?
My bad, I was locked in with the football.
When was that?
What was this Dono?
You speak up?
Oh, let's see.
Cat with the $50 don't know I feel like you have been giving us so many bonus streams lately. Thank you queen question mark
Oh my god, you're so welcome. I was
Just been bored just been bored, but like in a good way. Um, yeah, I don't know. I was just like
Had a little bit extra time to kill before Super Bowl, so I was like, okay. Come on
But thank you. Mucini cat with the $50 don't know. Thank you. Mucini cat
But also yeah, so
Okay, when does this concert start and this is also starting to hurt my eyes. Wait is the concert over there?
Okay, I'm gonna find another one. Oh and I missed a five gifted.
Are you serious? I missed a five gifted.
Oonus with the five. Thank you. Oonus with the five gifted.
So are you going to the Super Bowl? So no, I'm not gonna, so no.
So, what was I gonna say?
I'm gonna be taking off next week.
I'm going to be, well, not next week.
Well, actually, yes, next week.
Let me see.
I'm not gonna stream next Friday.
I'm not gonna stream next Friday
because it's the day before my Valentine's Day party
and my friend Sam is coming out here.
So I'm not gonna stream next Friday,
but you will see me Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday next week,
because you'll see me Wednesday for Butch Lorette,
and you'll see me Tuesday for a sponsor stream,
and then Thursday will be a regular stream.
And Thursday also the merch drops.
So, woo, okay, let's see.
Okay, let's do this one.
Cute.
Hello?
Agata to Paavaaki.
What does that mean?
Um, what does that mean, guys?
Press watch?
Where?
Where do I go?
Does it go into the actual venue?
They're gonna walk up the stairs?
Oh.
Girl, there ain't no concert!
Oh my god, bro.
Is there one that's like actually happening?
Not this one.
How do I start the show?
Yo, I'm not- oh fuck, it's my first day here.
Where's the bad bunny perform button?
Shit.
Yo, don't join me, please do not join me.
I'm going to go with this one, Bad Bunny, Lima, Peru, baby, it don't matter if I leave
and hide the screen, they still figure it out, it happens, it don't matter, it don't
matter, it happens anyway, okay, ooh, I'm running fast as fuck, this is what I like,
Look efficiency local. Okay. I guess I'm not a local vista the visita
Does that mean I'm a visitor?
Why did none of the why did none of them have the actual show happening?
All right, no freaking concert no bad money concert. Let's see what else we could play on here
Let's see what else that I'm not going to show you even though they're going to find me anyway
Oh, this one looks fun.
Okay, this one's called Find the Cats.
You found a side cat.
Yay!
There's a cat down there.
Look, I found him.
Maybe my joins are not on, they never were on.
You found Pond Cat.
People search through each server and then they go find me.
OK, I found Pond Cat.
Ladder Cat.
OK, I guess that's his name.
How many cats are here?
There's nine cats here.
Hey, what about?
There's got to be one up here.
There's got to be.
Does it get harder the more you go?
Roof cat?
You found sleeping cat.
You found tree house cat.
OK, I found five out of nine cats here.
Click me.
Wait, someone's calling.
Hold on.
We're going to start.
Hello, yeah, I'm calling you about the cat you ordered. Yeah
Delivery truck is there. So I hope you're at home. Bye. Okay. All right, cool cat. I ordered delivery truck is here
Let me see. Oh shit. It is here
Perfect. Oh
I
Found the secret cat. Oh
My god, y'all can anyone else see this guy? Is there just me? Oh fuck. Yeah, I found the secret cat
Okay cool. Uh, painting cat? Does he count? No, he don't count.
Is there a microwave cat? Oven cat? Fridge cat?
Okay, why am I actually having trouble finding the other cat?
Oh, sleeping cat.
You found that cat.
A cat? Okay, six out of nine cats.
My cats have escaped. Please find them.
Okay, sure. I'll help you.
Um, where's the skip?
Wait, where are your cats?
Maybe, I don't know where your cats are at.
Oh, okay. Well, I found one over here.
Is this yours?
You found tree cat.
What about this guy?
You found grass cat.
Okay, well, there's one more left.
It says, where could he be?
Where could this final cat be?
Fuck.
What's this goal doing?
Where could this final cat be?
There you go.
If I was that cat,
I feel like I would be inside.
Girl, I don't know where your dang cats are, though.
Okay, where is the last cat?
Cat radar.
Woo!
Woo! Look at me go, look at me go!
This has to be rigged. Where's the last fucking cat?
Where is he? That little bitch.
That little fucking bitch.
Where is he? Tell me where he is!
I wanna go to the next level.
The little roof of the door?
Little roof of the door.
That little bitch.
I found his ass.
How am I supposed to click him though?
Oh my god.
Is that why he's the secret cat?
Because I could jump up here and get him.
Move!
Fuck.
How am I supposed to get up there?
Oh, I gotta go on the roof probably, huh?
I gotta go on the roof.
What the hell? Dude, I literally found him!
And you still let me click on him!
Do I have to take this off?
Okay, so I win.
So now I can go to the next level.
Okay, well what about this poor lady? She lost her cats.
Okay.
I'm not I guess sorry lady don't know what to do don't know how to help you okay next level
What the hell is he good okay Wait what the hell there's four more cats hidden in this
area? What the hell do you mean? There's four more in this area. Oh, there's one right
there. Okay. So if I was another cat...
I found smudge.
Is there anyone? What about on this side though?
Is there more like over here that counts?
I want to go down to the beach.
Let's go to the beach.
I want to go to there.
Where the hell?
Under the box behind you you missed one
Little guy, okay now one more there's one more cat. I'm missing one more cat at the beginning
The mailbox or something maybe over here. He's probably in the garbage isn't he yes
Speed up, come on. Hey, why isn't my speed up working? Did I use all my speed? Dang it.
Okay, I win. Thank you! Okay, I get to go to the beach. Okay, keep your eyes peeled though.
keep your eyes peeled though keep your eyes peeled don't want to miss up look
almost miss that guy okay let's try was that ball no it's not a cat this is a
cat. Okay. There's 18 cats here, bro.
Adam and what was that? Creator. Wow. That is just beautiful. That
really is just beautiful. And who's this?
Can I go up here?
Yes, but then I need more.
Oh my god, this is like so detailed.
Okay.
Alright, let's go on to the actual beach.
You rage quit this game.
Look at these guys.
That's not a cat. That's a mouse, Joy.
Okay, let's see who's underwater.
Sea cat white.
Another sea cat white.
Nice. Who else?
Circle cat?
Okay, island cat.
Black cat.
Because I'm an island boy.
Look at this guy.
Distracted cat.
Whoa.
Light cat.
You found boat-pushed cat.
You found cat-napping under boat.
What about this guy? Wait, what about this guy?
What about him?
Okay, two more, two more.
Two more kitties that we're missing.
Oh wait, one right here.
One more kitty.
One more kitty!
There was another one.
I saw the black cat under water.
Did I not? Or was there an, oh my God, is there a secret passageway?
No, there isn't.
Is there another one?
There's probably one in here.
What the hell?
I saw him already.
No one in the clam.
the clam was a scam the clam was a scam
there's one over here
man fuck these cats me literally just making fun of the person who rage with
it before like you rage with this game
Oh, Hell's Kitchen 2.
Sorry, did I join at a bad time?
Did I join at a bad time?
Okay.
Aw.
Yes, let's do this.
We got this.
Let me see, hold on.
I'm Chef Ramsay, and this is Hell's Kitchen.
Oh my god, it's really him!
Here you go head-to-head against the greatest chefs on Roblox.
I'll start by stricking you into two teams.
Okay. Best chefs in Roblox.
These are your teams. Don't get too comfortable.
Welcome to Pre-Service. Your opportunity to demonstrate your culinary skills.
This task is all about accuracy mm-hmm
Mahaw okay, what is that? I don't know what that is shit. Okay. All right. All right, uh for a start at the fridge
Okay, I need that
Wait, I need this oh, okay
Oh, it's telling me what I need. No, that's easy the hell
Move, bitch!
Okay, is that it?
Now I gotta mix it, now I gotta mix it.
Where, where, oh my god.
No you fucking bitch, this one's mine.
I'm sorry, I'm getting a little...
Okay, assemble.
Assemble.
All right, ma-ha-ma-ha-walking.
Look, and I have my little uniform on.
Okay.
I'm impressed, but only one team can win.
The winning team is?
Why is there only three people on the blue team?
blue team how you've lost time to choose who's going home you'll be you'll be
choosing from your lowest scoring players okay who was the lowest scoring
player these are ZRW and rubies okay well it wasn't me um I'm gonna this is
a literal baby so I'm gonna vote him off he's not even tall enough to see
over the counter it's like so he's got to go
get out and don't come back
all right go and rest until there's time for the next round
all right let's rest my god at least I can get a little bit of rest finally
Uh, where's the, where's like the bedrooms and stuff? Like the, oh, okay. Right into it
I get escape Gordon? What is this? Find the three keys in the exit before I catch you.
What do you MEAN before I catch you?
Girl, I'm scared, where is he?
Oh, but can I get out?
Okay.
Ooh, what was that? Was that him?
Girl, I'm fucking scared. I'm so fucking scared right now.
I gotta find the three key- ooh, is that a key, bitch? It's a stone!
Alright, I think we're good. We're safe for now.
Oh. I found a key.
I got one key, one key.
Girl, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Sun hurts with the raid, thank you!
Oh shit, that's not an exit.
Thank you, Sun Hurts with the raid.
Oh my god, girl, you scared me.
Holy shit.
Which way have I not gone?
What is that?
Well, this all looks the same to me.
This genuinely all looks the same to me.
Oh, y'all!
What was that?
How much time is left?
Bitch, I just keep going in circles.
Oh, that's the light.
It's making that noise.
There's 30 seconds left?
Oh, I see on the top.
Oh my God, somebody already escaped.
Where are you finding these fucking keys?
Are they like inside of things?
Four seconds left. He's gonna kill me
Go and rest until it's time for the next round
bullshit, bro
You've been in the same three rooms like 10 times.
Well, where? I didn't know what was going on.
Like, I couldn't even see in there.
This is dinner service. You're not just churning eggs out.
You're performing a symphony.
A symphony, absolutely.
Cook with precision and keep customers smiling.
Absolutely. Yes, Chef.
Wildcard round, and what are we going to be cooking?
Oh, empanadas. Okay.
Okay, what do I need from the fridge?
Hello? No, not. Okay.
Okay, let's chop.
Okay.
Onion.
Chop.
Okay.
What was that?
What just happened?
Put this away. Oh my god. Get this off my screen guys. Help me. I
Blend it blend it come on
Okay, what what is happening mix
More energy more passion
Okay, and put it in the oven.
Okay, cook the dough. Cook the dough. Okay, now what do I have to do?
Now what? Do I have to mix anything out like I don't know what to do?
Do I just wait?
Get this off my screen. Oh my god, it's gonna burn!
You're way too slow. What a disaster.
Fucking shit! You're fucking serious.
And put out his walking
No wonder it came back it got rejected fuck, okay
Okay, I
Could do this I could do this I
Could do this I could do this you got a chop chop chop chop
This one's gonna be perfect this was gonna be perfect
Who is shitting all over the floor?
Why am I chopping a singular olive?
Okay, let's mix.
No, I'm not going home. I can fix this, chef. Chef, you have to trust me. I can fix this.
Okay, but what am I supposed to do? Assemble.
That's it? It's done just like that? I didn't even cook it or nothing?
Okay, sir. Yes chef. Oh, I almost slipped
Thank you chef. Thank you chef
Okay, 53 seconds left. I could do one more. Well, I want to do a hard one. I
Have to prove that I can do it
In 40 seconds
Why am I cleaning? Why am I cleaning? I don't give a shit about that. That has nothing to do with me.
I'm a chef, not a janitor. Oh my God.
Okay, I just ranked that. What is happening? I'm so confused, bro. Am I supposed to be cleaning like I don't know?
Blend, okay. Get this off my screen, like, my God.
I have 13 seconds I'm not I'm not
like I'm not getting out of here
just the top performers left no pressure 877 the winning team is the blue
I think we're going to have to go with rubies here.
Decide
Thank you chef. Thank you chef. I will let you down again. You're cooking come here over
Thank you chef. I will let you down again
Go and rest until it's time for the next round
Okay, I'm gonna go rest until it's time for the next round.
Oof, guys, let's all have a seat on the couch.
Guys, today was quite the day, wasn't it?
Oh my God.
It's back here.
Oh, the dresser.
Oh, this is nice.
Okay.
Okay, hard.
Yes, I want to do a hard one because I'm ready.
I could do a hard one.
Okay.
Excuse me.
You fucking bitches move. I'm chopping. It's my turn to chop. It's my fucking turn to chop.
Okay, now what do I do? Oven cook. Absolutely.
Okay.
Can I do another one? Like, while this one's happening? I don't know. I don't think I can.
Is it done? Okay, perfect. And now I have to mix.
Wait, I thought I cooked this already, why is it raw?
I'm so confused. Okay, that's fine, whatever.
Fry it. Okay, fry it up. Come on, fry it up.
Boom, perfect.
For once, I don't want to throw a plate at the wall.
OK, and let's just let me assemble it.
Don't make me call Builderman.
Builderman?
Who the hell is that?
The Enderman?
OK.
Did I serve it?
OK.
Done.
Wait, I wanted that fucking coin.
I'm going to take this one.
That was a roller coaster, mostly downhill.
The winning team is the Red Team.
Let's go! Oh my god, okay.
Dang. Okay, so is that, are we all going to be on one team now? That we're, like, there's only one person
on the other team?
I've shuffled your teams. Okay, so now it's me and Brooke, the toots.
Go and rest until it's time for the next round.
OK.
OK, I wanted to check out more of that distressing room.
That was kind of nice back there.
This is nice, guys.
This is nice.
You can just touch up my makeup real quick.
OK.
What the fuck is this?
Gordon's feast?
What am I doing?
Food's coming fast. Eat the finished dishes. Leave the raw rubbish. Okay? That looks finished.
That looks finished. Rubbish. Finished. Finished. Finished. Finished. Raw.
This is SOAP!
Ay, ay, ay, young grass!
I love how it literally tells you it highlights either red or green, if you're supposed to eat it or not.
I'm not even gonna miss one, bro. This mission is so easy.
No, mission is cake.
Mission is like a cake, bro.
Is it not meaning that?
And how did I not get the best score how did I get the worst score go to rest until
it's time for the next round slow down biggie like fuck y'all are cheating y'all are
cheating literally are cheating oh shit okay
okay
okay boil okay boil like a mom boil the
rice anything I need to do here no what
about here nothing get this off of my
fucking screen immediately bro get this
off my screen like what do you supposed to do when this fucking happens no no no
no no oh no now you want to get out the fuck is just crying
I'm clicking E I'm clicking E multiple times
This shit is so stupid.
I can't let him see me like that.
I just can't let him see me like that.
Let's go relax, let's go to the hot springs, like when we just chill out.
Let's have a nice, like, relaxing day all.
That's good.
Let's go to the roof top, leave my bike.
Oh, this shit is cheap.
Where's the hot springs?
Okay, someone's just gonna get by a car.
Okay, here's a sauna.
Here we go.
Oh, okay, this is nice.
So I check in here.
Does anyone work here?
What's going on?
Okay, I'm gonna start with the hot springs
Guys, so this is pretty much what it's like at the Korean spa
This is pretty much what it's like except everyone's butt booty naked. See okay. I'm a girl, so I'm gonna go here
I'm a man, so I'm gonna go in here
Excuse me fellas, is this the men's room?
fellas is this the men's room?
Alright thank you just want to make sure a man like me knew where to go.
And don't think and don't and don't think just and don't think cuz I have my towel covering with my top half that I'm not a man
I promise you I am oh
We all get to meet up in oh we all get to meet up girls. Oh my gosh, we all get to meet up in one area
I didn't realize that. Wait, I want the towel on my head. Where did you get that?
Hey girls. I don't know but I want that. Yeah, how do I get that?
Makes sheep head towel. Oh my god. So cute. Thank you. That's so cute
Y'all look at how cute this is. Okay. This is actually genuinely my view myself
This is genuinely for anyone who's never been to a Korean spa. This is genuinely what it looks like, but imagine everyone
So they have this area over here
There but I don't know what the actual term for this, but it's like a sitting shower
And they have a shower head and like the soap and stuff and then you could like sit
You could sit and you could get a little pets in yes chisel out in here. She was she's a service animal
She's a service animal. So yeah, so then you could sit and you could take a shower while you're sitting
Or they have the normal showers usually
They have like the stand-up ones. Let me see if they have them here in this Roblox game
They might just have the
Okay, yeah, so then they have the stand-up showers boom
Take a nice little shower
And then don't forget the soap of course. Oops. Sorry. I'm wasting water here
Okay, oh my god, they're gonna pick me out
Who took heat in the tub
Who did that I
I know y'all heard that and look down the water looking a little funky color look that water looking a funky color
Oh, I know y'all see that uh-huh. What is this a rose water? I was about to say
Okay, anyway, so
And then they have different hot tubs that you could bathe in sorry. I'm a little too close to this girl
Let me let me give her some space. It's the slurping so loud
And then what is this? This is the cold tub?
Haripo. 34C. Is that hot or cold? No, I think that's still hot.
We're going to the Haripo tub. Okay, what the hell is going on over there?
That's hot? Okay. Yeah, so usually they got a couple different hot tubs, and then there's usually a cold one.
Like have some like have some respect. This is nice. They got a little lap pool
This is nice. Oh
My god, and the one that I went to in New York had these
Where you could sit right here, and it's like a massage
Turn it on yeah
Yeah, but they don't have any out here that have this
Yeah, that is nice and you could sit there and then it's like a massage in the pool and
Then what's over here? Oh, yo
This is where they scrub you down
Remember I told you that when you do the body scrubs and they there's there's an older woman in lingerie
Your butt booty naked laying down like this
your butt booty naked laying down on this table and they just take buckets of
water and they dump it on you dump it on you dump it on you and then they scrub
you down scrub you down and they flip you over dump more water dump more water it's
they get up under your titties they get up every fold every nook and cranny
don't know it's the best thing ever I promise it's the best thing ever and
you leave feeling like a fucking beluga whale it is the best thing I've
ever experienced. You have to trust me on this. You have to trust me on this. So
yeah, so that's where they do that, but this is like pretty, like this is
historically accurate Korean spa because they have usually it is,
usually it's a little bit more private than this, but it's like within the,
within the, this room is the area where they have the body scrubs. See
Look at me even have the pricing on the wall and everything
Yeah
And let me see what else oh my god, I was naked. How is he just naked?
The hell towel collection box discard you
Okay, I was gonna say I didn't have any was this my phone y'all should have be allowed to have this in here
Transformation
Oh, thank you
Map
I can call
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Yo, come down to the bathroom. It's lit.
Alright, I'm gonna see you there, big bro.
Let's call someone else.
Let's call Belkis.
Let's see who has Wastra.
You know what?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Girl, girl, I'm calling you.
I'm calling you. Answer the phone.
Hello?
Hello? Can you hear me?
I can't see the phone.
My god, they're saying I didn't even work.
B.S.
And then what do they got over here? The steam rooms? Have they got some steam rooms?
What? Am I not loud in there? Oh, I'm gonna call.
Yo.
You hear me?
Hey, what's going on?
How do you get one of those little towel wraps?
So they're in the dressing room,
and there's a row full of towels,
and then on the right it'll say you can put it on your head.
Okay.
Okay, period.
Okay, period. All right
All right, cool. All right, why can't I go in here?
Oh, it doesn't work with her head
Dang, you don't work with her head. That's fucked up
Okay, I don't know why it's okay. It's just decoration. I can't go into the steam room. Oh
But the sauna I can go into the sauna. Oh, this is nice. Okay
Who you know who you know wearing chrome hearts glasses and got their cat in the sauna? Let me know
It's just nice. Okay, now I want to go to a freaking Korean spa again. Let's make me want to go to a Korean spa
Let me see let me go back to the map oh
My god y'all enough okay, let's go up to the spa
Hello, I would like to purchase a what I can't like buy a facial or something like a massage or
Okay, yeah, and then they have this area. Okay, it's called like the gym the ging the gym
Okay, Jeffrey
Okay, there's a word if someone could type it out. I'll know what it's called. There's a name for this area
Yeah, that's what it is the gym Jill ball
That's what it's called.
And this is just the chill area.
Everyone can just chill and hang out.
Oh, I need premium to lay down on these.
Why do I buy a fucking premium?
And then everyone can just lay down and hang out.
And, ooh, a baked egg.
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, oh, okay.
Nice.
Healing my egg.
That was really good.
And then there's usually different saunas up here.
This is the cold one.
There's usually some different saunas you can check out.
So they got the cold one, they got, oh, this is out of order, dang it, what's back here?
The VIP.
Y'all, I want VIP.
How do I get VIP?
Hey, what's happening over here?
going on over here okay this person's
throwing water on Jeffrey that's not
nice that's animal abuse do not do that
I hear you I hear you your your caught
look at that caught in action caught
y'all are asking to get banned y'all are
asking to get banned gone in 4k can I
lay down here oh my god I can't lay
down anywhere who's calling my phone
Sorry, sorry I just have to ask, uh how are you?
Get off my phone.
Get off my phone!
Oh, and they got, okay, they got like the clay sauna.
Okay, nice.
Spam collar.
And then what's this one?
Okay, this one's nice too.
Okay. Alright. Let's see where else is there to go. Fitness. Then there's a coffee store
in a restaurant as well I know little fart 420 is not calling me I know little
little fart 420 is not calling me.
Hello?
Is your cat right in the back of the head?
Is my cat what?
What did she say?
I came here.
baby's vaccinated?
This monkey got an I heart KV shot at my black piece so fucking serious.
Is it the monkey calling me? No.
Bye, person.
Speak your truth.
Hello, ma'am.
I was wondering if I could talk to you
while your car is extended more.
Okay.
Low-far. Okay, here come low-far.
Yes?
Oh!
I just wanted to say hi.
I'm such a big fan.
Thank you.
Thank you a little hard.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Love you a lot, so goodnight.
All right, have a good one.
Good.
Oh, OK.
Hello?
OK.
All right.
OK, one more.
Hello?
Hi, can I give you a hard massage?
I have good hands, and they are massive.
and strong so I was asking if I can give you a hard massage
actually yeah I could go for that right now actually
okay let me just change to a good outfit that I'm coming
okay perfect see you in a bit a little bit
yeah see you there
alright bye
we are at the spa so I am looking again
okay let me leave before this gets too freaky
alright guys you're not supposed to join me you're not supposed to join me
when I'm playing but that was I'll
I'll let it slide that one time. That was kind of funny.
The calling of the phone thing was pretty funny. I liked that.
But any other time, you're gonna get banned.
Any other time, you're gonna get in trouble.
So, enough.
What game was that? It was called...
What was it even called?
Neo he hot spring. Neo he hot spring. That was pretty fun. That was pretty relaxing. I like that. I'm hungry. What time is it 2 39?
I gotta bring an appetizer to a Superbowl party.
Wish I bring something that I could be able to go pick up.
Some chicken wings.
I'm not going to make something, I gotta bring something, I gotta bring something, so I gotta
let go buy something at the store.
Isn't this going like an hour, yeah I'm not cooking, I'm just gonna pick something up,
pick up some wings or some buffalo chicken dip where they do that at though
that's like good like I feel like something like that you got to make it
you know what I mean crab ring goons is that kind of random though just show up
with a whole with a whole fucking container of crab ring goon that show
probably that'd be good though
that would be good though
All right, okay, all right. Well, the Super Bowl does start in like a little bit so I am gonna get off
In shower and all that good stuff. So again, this is a random ass stupid ass stream for no reason
And I'll see you Tuesday, and I mean that for real this time
You're not gonna see me tomorrow like actually you're not gonna see me tomorrow. So I'll see you Tuesday, okay?
Have fun everyone watch the halftime show
Excuse me and say bye to Chai. She's licking her bum. Okay. Bye