Ding me night ship!
Hello?
I'm back, I'm back, and she gon' call me baby boo, ay, ay, sorry, I had to compress my
vocal stims, I was doin' a few, but I had to compress them, but no for real, y'all
need to go on down, this shit is no joke, this shit is no joke, but yes, I will unbox
Now I can unbox my Megaspace Molly that if you saw my TikTok, you already know it's affordable
to you.
Yeah, their products are good.
Their products are good.
So yeah, go check it out.
Anyway, oh, Christina is dragging it in here.
How nice of her.
She heard me say it.
Zoom out here.
What?
Oh, it's on the toilet.
Zoom out here. What? Oh, it's on the toilet.
Oh, damn, it's real mega, girl, I wasn't playing.
Okay, this is none of my agenda to buy today.
It literally was none of my agenda.
I went to the Century City Mall, I went to the Century City Mall, and they have, in
my opinion, the best pop art is at the Century City Mall.
That's my opinion.
Also, oh my god, I saw a clip today, a clipper posted a clip of my Build-A-Bear stream from
like a million years ago, the one where I literally found out they had Mocha and then
went and like got off stream and then went live, IRL and then went there.
And I was like, oh my god, that was honestly one of my favorite streams ever because it
It was just so random and so fun.
But it's that same mall.
It's that same mall.
It's like an outdoor mall.
It's really nice.
And they have one of the best pop-marts there.
It's like a super big, nice one.
And they have a bunch of cool, like, they have a bunch of cool,
what's it called?
Like the figurines, like display ones.
It's a pretty pop-mart.
So I went in there because I was over there.
And then I was like, do y'all have it or what?
Because I remember y'all told me about it and then I looked it up and I was like, wait,
this is so f***ing cute.
But then I saw it in real life and I was like, man, I need that.
I didn't even get to see the box that it like comes in.
They literally had to go, they had to go like downstairs to their like warehouse and
area to bring it and they were like it's gonna take like 15 minutes I was like okay.
Oops.
Okay I'm gonna pull away hold on let me get in there.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Woo! Oh my god. Okay. She's out. She's out. I move the bike.
Woo! The box is so cute too. Another box for them to sit on. I literally have the other
They love this box.
Lady, look at another box for you to sit on.
Sweet messages, Bear.
Mega, Stace, Molly.
How much was that? You don't want to know?
You don't want to know.
Guess. Okay, some people know.
If you literally know nothing about Pop Bar, guess how much this is.
Okay, I'd say a lot of y'all are in the in the correct range
This thing about with tax with tax 1313 50 about around there 1350
Yeah, 1300 US dollars
Like 1350 US dollars. Yeah. Yeah, but guys I'm a collector. I'm a collector and
And this is my favorite, this is my, dare I say, my favorite
Megaspace Molly I've ever seen.
Guys, and you have, and if you watch the TikTok,
if you watch the TikTok,
dead ass like Pop Mart in a way changed my life.
Like, and not in the sense of like, I love Pop Mart.
Like that, the Christmas tree video kick started
and jump started so much stuff for me.
Like genuinely, like really kickstarted my career.
Like people, some people already knew who I was,
but that video just like opened people's eyes
to like who I was.
And like then when they saw my face again,
they were like, oh, I remember her.
That's the girl with the Christmas tree.
Like I like her or whatever they felt like that video.
Like I have pot mark to thank for that.
So I'm like, and I have had an amazing,
And that was almost a year ago.
That was almost a year ago.
So I'm like, girl, if Paul Morgan had a little coin for me,
it's well deserved.
Just know it's well deserved.
It's well deserved.
But that was kind of like the big,
like that was the beginning of all of this for me.
Was that video was like, if I had to pinpoint a time when
stuff really started to take off for me,
it would have started at that video.
It would have started at that video,
which was about a year ago.
About a year ago, ayyyyy, fuck with us and now we, okay.
I know the lyric is a week ago, I know, okay.
Hey!
Here she is.
It smells like a fridge.
That's how hard it comes with it.
She almost fell!
Careful now, girl! She's top heavy!
Oh my gosh, okay.
The great unveiling, right?
Open around.
Oh.
Isn't she so cute?
She's so precious.
Woo.
I'm so cute.
Oh, and there's a gun in there.
There's a little blaster in there somewhere.
Blaster?
Hardly no.
Oh my god.
Look at the jetpack.
It's pink and purple.
Is it not in there?
Is it in there?
Oh yeah, it's that thing, yeah.
The heart eyes?
I love her.
Look at her gun.
And look at her hands.
Well, you hold her on like tight so I can just put it in here.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Oh my God, she's so cute.
Dude, she's so cute.
I love her.
And the Grammy goes to...
Carabare Becca Spaceball!
That's so cute! Aw. And that's her card.
It's her birthday certificate. Yeah.
Cute. All you have to do is get your guns fixed.
Okay, let's put her next to the rest of the staff.
Okay.
You don't have to fuck us back there.
You can just put it like that.
I don't know what you're looking at.
Also, Pop Bart said they were gonna send me
the My Little Ponies.
So you know what that means,
the ones that I don't want,
and giving away to y'all.
So we're gonna open those when they come in.
Okay.
Everyone's a winner.
Literally everyone's a winner.
Okay.
I need to get some work,
because I want to put the smaller ones on like a shelf,
but I need to get like something to like,
I don't know,
don't want to put them on, but,
for now,
this is gonna do.
Yay, the whole family!
Oh my God, the whole family.
the whole family. But yeah, and then Patreon sent me the other one. Patreon sent me the
Buzz Lightyear one. So W Patreon. So now I have two and my giant Calico. I have two
of my giant Calico. Yay! So where does the... That was funny. Where'd it go? So where does
the Calico Critter fit into the genetic organization? That's her, that's their step sister. Okay,
that's their step sister. That's their step sister. How did you get the Calico? So the
Calico is a store display. Jeans can be carried and not shown, okay? The Calico is a store
The Calico is a store display, but I asked, no asked, what am I talking about, I'm thinking
of, okay, I asked, I don't know why I said this, but I asked Sunny Angel if they would
send me some display stuff, because Sunny Angel makes big display stuff and they were
like, oh wait, what are you looking for, so I'm waiting, I'm waiting for them to get back
to me on that.
But anyway, it was on, someone was telling me on Facebook Marketplace, it's like Diva
on Facebook Marketplace, and she was such a baddie, Christina went and picked it up,
and she was a fucking baddie.
And she was selling it on Facebook Marketplace.
So yeah, but the Calico one is a store display.
So those ones are like,
you can't go into like a Calico critter store
and like buy the giant Calico.
They only send them to like Calico,
like the company, like Sylvania and families,
like sends them to like authorized stores.
So if like someone just has their hands on them,
like, and I don't know, this girl just had one.
She got it in the UK, right?
Or something in Europe?
That was in the UK. Okay, so the original she originally came from the UK
So yeah
So cute
What do you think about her ono? I think Dylan likes her own a Dylan Dylan collects the her ono's a little bit, but I
Don't I don't have too many her own. It's another cute though. So she's brish
she is
She is. Are Max and Ruby British? No, they're not, right?
Wait, wait, someone said, respectfully, where is your son the candy corn mouse?
Okay, another, we will give you a sneak peek for something for the party. We have been working on Remi,
And we're trying to get Remy fitted
for the Valentine's Day party.
He's not done yet, but you can, you can show him.
He's not done yet, but we did find him this beautiful skirt.
We did find Remy this beautiful Valentine's Day skirt.
So we are going to,
so here he is, of course,
don't think I ever forgot about my candy corn son.
So he has this beautiful skirt that you got where Walmart
In the kids section at Walmart
Um, he's yes his rat ankles are covered. He is decent his rat ankles are covered and then we're gonna put a heart on the candy corn
So yeah, we're gonna put like a heart like cut out on his candy corn
So yeah
Yeah, and he's adorable. I would never forget about him. Don't you worry, but he's looking he's looking amazing
He's looking amazing these days. He really is
Um, so, so yeah, good old Rami.
And above, yeah, we're gonna do bows on his ear.
We're gonna, we're, he's gonna get all done up.
Don't worry, he's gonna be in full beat.
He's gonna be full, imagine he's like in full glam.
He's gonna be full beat.
Um, so yeah.
Wait, what are y'all wearing?
I want a sleigh, but I'm scared.
Okay, so since it's my event, obviously I am,
I'm not really doing the most.
I will say, like, it is, my outfit is cute,
But it's not like again. I like to be comfy and like more than anything
So since it is like pajama like I it is cute. It is definitely cute
But it's not like the craziest thing, but it is really it is cute. It is very cute and I'm excited for you guys to say
I'm excited for you guys to see not not say I'm so excited for you guys to see it. I'm anonymous with the $50 dollar
Don't know. Hey vanilla. I'm a quiet watcher for about a year now
I love watching your sims play through and was curious about what packs and expansions you you already have
Everything or only certain ones. Thanks love anonymous with the $50 don't know thank you so much
What packs do I have right now? I have the work one
Season city living and get to work those are the ones that I have those are the ones and the cats and dogs and cats and dogs and
Get together and get famous
Wait, oh damn right I cut out a lot
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, those are the ones that I have.
Those are the ones that I have.
That's not a lot, unfortunately.
I know there's like a million of them.
There is a million of them.
But, I know, and y'all are like, just pirate them, baby.
I'm live. That's incrimination.
I can't. Look. Y'all, please.
That's it, as she says, 55 burgers and 55 fries.
Like y'all, okay?
Okay, but, okay, just, it's fine, it's fine.
I know, but when I'm not live, I'd be forgetting, like, girl, I don't, I don't, I would forget
my freaking head if it wasn't attached to my skull, like, I, that's not, my, my, when
I'm not streaming, that is the last thing I'm thinking about.
Oh my god, um, what is pirate?
So basically when you pirate something that you call over, so you call the pirate hotline, they come to your house and, um, he like, he digs around on your computer and he uses his, um, his hook hand and he's like,
And then you're able to get the thing for free.
I don't know what he does, but that's like that's up to him and like his
Shit, mates, I don't know.
As soon as she starts to sentence with it, so basically, you know it's bullshit.
I just made some bullshit!
Wait, speaking of that, oh my god, can I show you all something?
And again, this is like my fucking four-year-old sense of humor showing,
but this TikTok genuinely killed me.
There's this guy on TikTok, or girl, I don't know who, what, what, but there's a person on TikTok.
not what okay there's a person on TikTok that makes these beats there's this
person on TikTok that makes these beats and they are really something they are
really something so I need I need y'all to listen to these beats hold on let me
see if uh I could pull one up okay
So this person's signature is the bark fart.
So the bark fart combo is like their signature.
And the bark into the fart just kills me, so hold on, let me show you some more, let me show you some more.
I wanted to see other ones that I liked.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
And they literally put hashtag barkfart, like, okay, hold on, let me find, okay, this one too.
I may have struck mold
Okay, wait, no the first bark fart the first bark fart goes stupid hold on just that first
Oh no, one more, one more.
Right here, right here, listen.
Like, y'all are hearing him though.
Y'all are not hearing him though, for real.
You're not hearing him though.
You're not hearing him, like you're just not.
Oh, I just played my accent.
You're not hearing him.
Just made some bullshit. Oh
My god, bro
That is good. That is some good shit right there. Also wait. This is my new favorite tick tocker. I fucking love this guy
He's my new favorite tick tocker
Let's face it. You know Charles
The ones that raise you when you had a diaper the ones that raise you when you fell in class
one day your parents will die and will you be there to smile and wave them to
heaven or will you be on your phone or this is will you be there to smile and
wave them to heaven or will you be on your find the itchy hole that was the
one I introduced me to him was the itchy hole where is it no this shit
You fucking killed me all the time.
What is reason for this?
You have an itchy, what?
I can't hear you, just speak up.
Itchy hole.
OK, which hole is itchy and how itchy on the scale of it?
One is, I brush up against Blinky.
Six is I sat on a fire and a seven.
OK, that's pretty itchy.
I fucking love him y'all need to go follow him he's funny as fuck he's funny as fuck oh my god
he was like six and you I love when people do bits and they almost break characters that shit gets
me every fucking time oh man oh my god that shit's good oh my god oh let me see
what other ones this one was like oh yeah anyways so sorry I think I was I
I'm trying to tell you earlier that I couldn't talk to you.
I'm just going to talk to somebody.
Yeah, I can't.
I love this guy.
Let's just go through my TikToks right now.
Let me see what other good ones I have.
There's any other people or funny things I wanted to show you.
Okay.
Y'all know I love Grace
The games the hunger games
Bro, and this is no shade. This is no shade whenever I see women do stand up like
I feel like I'm I'm like it takes a lot for me to laugh and it's again
I'm setting women back a million years just saying this like I really like I'm like, okay like okay, bro
Shit
You exaggerate. You exaggerate. Then we just find cause I can take a joke.
Traylor Portain is funny too.
So those girls that just walked by, they started laughing when you were driving.
Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. You drew my giant body. I'm a tiny little
clown car. It's just buckling under the weight of me. The bottom of the car just draping
the ground, and the wheels are set up, and the fellow bear goes in the face and I've got a slice of pizza in one hand, and a steak cake in the other, and I'm just stuck in my mouth.
Okay, no, and then someone else said another name to it and I saw a video of her recently
too and I could have sworn I liked it, maybe I didn't, but I thought she was fucking funny
too.
Was it Audrey or...
Let me see.
Amber Autry?
I saw a video of her too, she was fucking funny too.
BS, B-Stone X with the five, thank you,
B-Stone X with the five.
I just feel like stand up,
like typical stand up in general, like men too.
Like I genuinely don't find a lot of stand up funny period.
Like I don't know why I just feel like I have a stupid,
like my, cause my sense of humor is like a five year old,
that's why.
Like I just feel like stand up in general,
I'm always like eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
like not just women, whatever.
But, like, y'all, when I saw Casey,
when I saw Casey Frye,
he walks out on the stage,
bro, when I saw him, he walks out on the stage,
he's like, yeah, I suck big, so what?
Like, this is like right after people found out he was bi.
First, I was on the floor, I was on the fucking floor.
fucking floor no like on the floor like he it's just that his whole shit was so
stupid is it Frey or Frey or Frey I thought he pronounced it Frey
because I thought it was Casey Frey and then it's not Frey right
Or is it Fry?
Anyway, um, it's Fry, right?
Okay, no, but he's fucking funny as fuck.
Me, Amber Mutuals!
Casey, if you're watching, I love you!
Um, I know he's mad fucking funny, he's mad funny.
But his stand-up, like, literally had me in tears.
I saw him, I saw him live twice, in tears.
Um, yeah, but like, just like, I feel like normal sta-
Like, once you would see on, like, Netflix and shit,
I'm like boring yawning like I don't know but but yeah, okay. Let's see what else
What else do we got I
Like this guy
I like this I like that
And then also look at this
Get the fuck out of here.
Pink Pantherous into Zoro Larson, Wig reveal, Outdoor reveal.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Alyssa 2 with the 10 gifts, and thank you Alyssa 2 with the 10 gifts.
Like, tour, tour.
And this is what the conservators want to take away from us like are you a fucking stupid alissa 10 or alissa 2 with the 10 gifted
Thank you, alissa
Let's play
Just play put a shot on your butt if you try to you know
One person needs to rip the rest of us all eight of us will confer and decide
What is the person biggest personal problem that person will come in
And if they guess it right they win if they don't they're gonna take a shot. How about that?
You twerk you nut
Be stone X with the five gifted thank you be stone X with the five
That's Maria, that's Maria, what's funny?
Maria. Like, uh, do Bert, I feel a bit more like myself. I love this audio. I love this
audio. The original. What's, what's the game called? Tomodachi life. I've never played it,
I really want to play it all the videos. I've seen if it look really fun. It's coming a new one's coming out, right?
I feel a bit more like myself
I feel a bit more like I love it and then people are like just doing a little bit more like myself
Love that okay, I'm gonna get it when it comes out
No, I still haven't figured out how to connect my switch. I have to like buy like shit to plug it in. Also, I love this
There's three things I don't think you should be doing as a grown-ass man. Let's get right into it. Number one is
Having an apartment
Just buy a house. Yeah, when I hear a guy say I'm going to my apartment
All I hear is I'm broke and I can't afford to put my family in a cozy home where they belong. Right. Lock in fuck nigga
number two is
is going on vacation vacation is for girls go back to fucking work extra extra hours yeah
only way you get your balls on vacation is by bringing your wife and your kids and you're just
there to carry luggage and pay for dinner i have spoken number three is sitting on the patio at a
restaurant just eat inside like a real man why the fuck you want to enjoy the scenery like you
You're a goddamn chick.
Locked up.
And I have an honorable mention for you guys.
And that's laughing.
What the fuck is so funny?
Right.
Get serious you bitch-ass, nigga.
Nothing's funny.
Call your boss and ask him if he has some extra hours.
Well, thank you, I was for you, yeah.
There's three things I don't think you should be doing.
Exactly.
Cause what's funny?
Cause literally what's funny?
Let me see what else we got
What else
This comment this is the shortest game the comment says wristband expires seven hours ago
Oh
Like they just been there all day look at him. Oh, that's the problem right up. That's the problem right up
You ain't got no damn Obama fluid in here. Yep. Look at your handguns are connected to your radiator
Radiated sitting on the damn thing. Oh, man
Look at it. Look at it. That's the fucking problem. Oh
That's right
Who else we got
Who else we got in?
Wait, this should kill me.
We breathe.
Who?
Bahama Breeze.
Who?
Bahama Breeze.
They closed in all the restaurants.
Oh, Lord, none of that ain't closed.
My Jesus got Bahama Breeze.
No, not Bahama Breeze closed.
I can't get no more sauteed shrimp.
And no more salmon.
What happened?
I'm a breeze it ain't no bomb I like literally
what you gonna go stand in front of me
I'm gonna walk right there what's the sign
What's the sign gonna say you can't do this to a person you can't you can't you can't do this
All of them closed it.
And there's one.
It went bankrupt C's.
It went bankrupt.
I had my lips already.
When I go home, give me some Bahama.
Won't be no Bahama breeze.
Won't be no Bahama. Won't be no breeze.
Won't be no breeze.
It ain't right and it ain't fair.
Oh frozen! Oh my frozen!
What happened to me?
Why was I frozen?
What the hell?
I slammed the desk and it broke it.
Oh fuck, that's funny.
Oh shit.
That was funny.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Oh.
Oh my god.
Also, can we talk about how hot Darlene Mitchell is?
Yeah, okay, um
Also, did you guys see this?
Like a hello, Lindy dot art
The little deers like are you serious?
Insane
Look at that.
Incredible.
That's incredible.
That is incredible.
That is just incredible.
It really is.
What else?
What else do I got?
Okay, y'all.
I'm sorry. Okay, obviously he's not really, he's not really sauteing with the sound. I'm sorry.
Like where do you all come up with this shit? Okay, Jake. Yeah. Have you guys tried the new Costco
chocolate chip cookie cake?
Have you guys tried the new Costco chocolate?
The bird's chirping.
Oh my god.
This is me.
Yeah, I might be able to line it out.
I'm just gonna see how this show ends, because I might be in a mood.
Well, I might have to bail if my cat does one more handstand.
Me.
Why?
Well, there's this, like, talent scout, and I need to sign him up for acting class.
I can't go if it's above 80 degrees or below 71.
I'm not going if anyone's wearing pajamas.
I'll also only go-
Literally, I'm not going if it's below 80 degrees.
Like, if it's above 81 degrees.
I'm not going if it's above 81 degrees, literally.
Zoey with the 10 gifted!
Thank you, Zoey with the 10.
Thank you, thank you.
We wear pajamas.
Do they have fish?
Like, to eat?
No, like an aquarium.
Cause I won't-
Yeah, I might be able to hang on.
I just gotta-
Oh shit.
What else we got?
Uh.
Uh-huh.
Wait, what's has been hotel?
Is that this?
I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I don't even remember liking that all for the thing,
of the thing but it was just me is that what that is though is that has been
That guy...
It's everywhere you go
X, Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't catch you looking your eye
And I don't hate you
It's everywhere you go
Wait this shit is funny
The second woman died was out of
Like what?!
What the f- why are y'all screaming about?
Like give me that dang pain when I want that pain when I'll take him.
Like I would have taken him and fucking ran.
I literally would have taken him and ran.
Day Hoppin. You guys!
Forgot that I'm the fucker!
HAHAHAHA
He's supposed to clap.
You guys!
Day Hoppin, who's this?
Oh, this is a ghost too.
Yep, absolutely.
And don't ever forget that.
Not a thing. Not a thing. Not a thing.
Not a thing.
Your taxes. Oh, this one's good too.
He's really like this. He's like...
He loves that bag.
It's Blaine! No, it's Blaine!
He loves it.
He loved that, he loved that.
Forward, yes, this is very important too.
Actually, this genuinely taught me something about my anxiety.
Studies show that if you've had anxiety for longer than two years...
Studies show that if you've had anxiety...
And I actually never knew that.
So isn't that cool?
Oh Dave I fucking love him. No, no, yeah, but it's just like
He's a little gassy
Bella
Bella get down, Bella, Bella be nice to me, Bella.
So do I have to kick it or?
No, and this is not Lauren's shade because, listen, Ziggy is a good boy, Ziggy is a good boy.
I cannot stand, and this is a big dog or a small dog, I cannot stand a bad-behaved dog, period.
I cannot stand, and I've told you all that, I cannot stand a bad-behaved dog.
Especially a big one because they're bigger and they're jumping all over me and then
Please
Why is this dog? Why is this dog humping me and jumping on my freaking in scratching me?
So yeah
Don't like that. You don't like that. That's just me though
That's just me though
A mini-dash and like and also it depends on like certain dog breeds to like certain dogs
I feel like are more chill and
Not easier to train but like
Not as high energy so but if you're gonna get a high energy breed you need to know like okay
I got to put some time and effort into training this dog
Because if not they're gonna be like
Like I don't want to deal with that
deal with that. Oh hell no. So yeah, that's pretty much it. I think you've seen all these
other TikToks now that I'm scrolling down. I've shown you some of these other ones.
Um, yeah, but that's just me and I don't, and I don't like, I don't like loud barking.
Don't like loud barking.
I don't like loud anything like anytime a dog barks, I'm like, oh, like I just get startled
so easily.
So, so, yeah.
Would you play Miao Genics?
What is that?
What is Miao Genics?
Yes, I did open the Megaspace Molly.
She's right behind me.
She's right behind me as a G.
Are you excited for tomorrow tomorrow oh
Butch Loret I'm like what's the mind I knew something was tomorrow, but I forgot what it was
I knew something was tomorrow, but I forgot what it was actually speaking of that. I have to send Katie a voicemail
Okay, y'all it literally is not that big it's like nothing and it's at the texture back
like this top is from classy with a K classy I oh my god someone said have
you ever thought about playing planet zoo fun fact when I got when I got my first
PC that was one of the first games that I downloaded and my PC kept crashing and
then I was like what the heck is going on and then I realized that there was
something wrong with my PC and then I just send it back and then they couldn't
figure out what's freaking wrong with it and they send it back to me and then they kept
doing it and then I just send it back again and then I just send it back three times before
they would return it and then, yeah, but then I ended up getting a different one.
This was pre-driver easy too, can you believe that?
It's Flora with the five gifted, thank you Flora with the five.
No, this was pre-driver easy, it's before I even knew what that was, before I even knew
anything was before I knew what anything was it was what the fuck brand was it
what brand was it cyber power so do with that information what you will they
gave me the refund eventually but damn they couldn't figure out what was wrong
I was like what the hell is wrong with this bro it was literally crashing when I was
playing roblox I'm like what why is this happening and it wasn't a cheap PC it was
like almost $2,000 I was like hey it can't even run roblox right now
But it probably was just something defective.
I'm sure if you got one and you like it, that's fine.
Where are your necklaces from?
Okay, this, some of them are from this pendant in particular, the heart rose one is from
a jeweler in downtown LA and then everything else is from, yeah, it's jewelry on Instagram
She's really awesome. She has sent me and the chain is also the chains are from just random jewelers jewelers, too
But the the vanilla pendant this little ribbon pendants and the swan it's like a little swan in a phone
All the other pendants are from her
Yes
And it's real gold it's real gold
So you keep it on all day your neck is not going to turn
I did see that I was in Brad Mondo's video. I did see that. That was funny
He gave me a good rating. So and that wasn't definitely not one of my best hair bleaches. I've done better. So
What is the driver easy lore so basically I found this thing a while ago called driver easy that like
Automatically can update all your drivers in one place without cuz I don't know
I don't know anything about fucking PCs and then Julian was like, oh, this is like malware. I think like this is about
And Julian was like, yeah, this is like not, you shouldn't, I was like, oh.
And so then, yeah, so, I was like, oh, okay.
So then I didn't get it on my new, I didn't get it on my new PC.
So W. Julian, Julian, you know, Julian's the best, Julian is the best.
Speaking of Julian, you're going to see us doing an IRL sooner than you think.
So sooner than you think.
And now, yeah, I told Katie to get driver easy, too.
Good thing she didn't get it.
Good thing she forgot, and she didn't get it.
So you're going to see me and Julian do a stream sooner
than you think.
I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
Butch Lera is tomorrow.
Butch Loret is tomorrow at 3 p.m. PST, right?
Can we fact check that?
3 p.m. PST or 4 p.m. PST?
4 p.m. PST, that's what I've meant.
4 p.m. PST, Butch Loret, it is a dating show
that Katie does on her channel on Discord.
And people applied to be the loves of my life.
I'm gonna it's like a it's just like a fun discord dating show
So I am I am the eligible
Bachelorette and then Katie's the host and then we have contestants that are on so
So yeah, and I'm not streaming Friday. I'm not streaming this Friday
But it's gonna be on Katie stream, but I'll post in the discord before we go live in case anyone forgets
No, it's it's streamed on Katie's channel, but it's done over discord
So it's like everyone on like video chat essentially, but it's streamed on Katie's twitch
So yeah. So yeah. Why is it Butch Loret if you're not Butch? It's just a play on Bachelorette
because it's a women's dating show. It's all women. It's all women. So yeah. It's all women on the
show it's all women's dating show willow it's a willow it's a willow dating show
got the fit picked out yet no I don't know what I'm gonna wear I don't know
what I'm gonna wear can we know who know who what girl I don't even know who I
don't know who that's the thing I don't even know who the eligible people are
like the other people I have no idea I'm going into this just as blind as you are
It's going to be fun.
The Valentine's Day merch, the Valentine's Day merch is dropping Thursday at noon, PST,
11am PST for Patreon members.
If you are subscribed to Patreon, you will get a code.
Who am I jerching their merch?
You will get a code.
Preview girl. I've been showed it. I've been showed y'all. I've showed y'all two of the things
I've showed y'all
I pretty much showed y'all almost all of it at this point
The Valentine's Day stuff, okay
So the only thing that's gonna be restocking from the Valentine's Day stuff is the shorts
The shorts are going to become a forever item, but everything else
Everything else is
Just whatever when it sells out it sells out. So this is Valentine's Day exclusive merch
So is merch only for no it's not only for patreon if you if you are subscribed to patreon you get early access at getting the
Merch before this put the general public gets access to the website, so so yeah, and yes
We always go up to 5x for the t-shirts go up to 4 or 5x
and
The the shorts go to excel. I believe the tank tops go to excel and the baby tees go to excel. I believe
But the the tank there's always something that goes up to four or five XL. There's always something
Vanilla mace calm
Your rug got shipped. Yeah Dylan told me that the wave one of the Chai and Miso rug started chipping
The code, yes, on Patreon, I post a code that is the access to the website at 11 a.m. and
then, yeah, so, and then you get access and then at noon, the website just opens for everyone.
And then, yeah, I know it sucks because the shorts, and again, it's not like a me thing.
It's the vendor.
It's really freaking hard to, first of all, it's hard to find booty shorts, period, like
just blank booty shorts that you can buy in bulk that like, but especially the ones that
going into mid to plus size, it's so impossible, which is fucking annoying.
But yeah, it's just really hard to, it's freaking hard, bro, it's hard.
And everyone's like, well, just get another way.
It's really not as easy as it seems.
I promise you, it's not just like, just find a different vendor, because girl, it's not
that easy.
You have to have a license for the fucking shit and then you got to apply to fucking
buy from them and it's the whole thing for a lot of these companies.
It's not like you just Google, okay.
And then watch also suck because I like to keep the prices fucking decent.
And so then if I saw a lot of these vendors are like, oh, okay, yeah, you could buy them
in plus size but they're $20 a pair.
I'm like, baby, I'm selling them for $25.
Like, I can't.
And then I have to screen print them.
And then it's so stupid.
So I'm like, dang.
But I wear the XL and the booty shorts.
I wear the biggest size in the booty shorts.
They are very stretchy, though.
They are very stretchy.
But I know, dang it, I am sorry.
I am sorry.
In the baby tee, I wear a large.
I wear a large in the baby tee.
But the, yeah.
So then, yeah, maybe a local Los Angeles designer
or something who makes that, that's the thing.
And if it was, unfortunately,
it has to be like a bigger company.
Cause they wouldn't, like if I just,
if I hired like a local person who just like,
they would not be able to keep up with the,
the amount of orders that we, like it sucks.
I have to order from like these big companies
that have like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
of things on stock.
So, yeah.
But again, I just, I try to, I definitely,
I always have something, I always have one or two pieces
of, if not three, one, two to three pieces of merch
that is like always goes into like bigger ranges.
And then also too, I have stuff
that starts an extra small as well too.
So, and also too, all these companies too,
even like the vendors that I use charge extra
for three, four, and five XL, which is so stupid,
but I obviously don't charge extra on them
because I'm like, why the fuck would I do that?
Like I'll take the fucking couple dollar, whatever law,
it's so dumb, like it's just so dumb.
So I'm not gonna make y'all fucking pay more,
like that's so stupid.
So a lot of, yeah, all these companies charge more
for the bigger sizes.
Thank you for the raid.
Where did, wait, hello?
Why is it not showing me from Bella Beaver?
Thank you Bella Beaver for the raid.
Yeah, so I'm like, bruh, like I'm not gonna sit here
and make y'all play.
Pay more, the heck?
But, but yeah.
But the restock is at noon PST.
And yes, the merch, the merch that's on the website right now is going to be restocked
in March.
This here, I'll show you right now.
This, for anyone confused, this, all of this, all of this, with the exception of this, this
is the Halloween shirt, all of this is forever merch.
This is all stuff that's always going to be coming back regardless.
Like this is like, at least for the next year, like you're going to have this like on stock,
like a good amount of the time.
So these are all of my pieces that I'm going to have all the time.
And the cute little, I was blocking the sticker, and the cute little unicorn sticker too.
So everything, oh there's actually some hoodies left.
Oh, there's some hoodies left too.
But yeah, but the stuff that comes out this Thursday is Valentine's Day exclusive with
the exception of the shorts.
shorts will also be added to the forever merch. But there's three exclusive items, right?
It's three. It's the tank top, the tea, and the baby tea. I'm pretty sure. I've shown
the baby tea and I've shown the tank top. I wore them on stream.
So, so yeah, so yeah, do you design your merch?
I have a merch designer that I like.
Their name is Sewell and they are awesome.
And also, my first strop was designed by Eric, and then my last Valentine's strop was designed
by Grace, and they all have been awesome.
I've loved all the people that I've worked with that helped me design all of my merch
and past merches, so W to all my designers.
So yeah.
Baby, where am I?
The booty shorts run true to size, I'd say.
I wouldn't size down, I would size your size,
or they're booty shorts, though,
so if you, like, I'd say even size up a little bit.
If they're stretchy, but like they're,
a little cheek gonna be hanging out,
I'm just letting you know.
So yeah.
Are the booty shorts tall, girl-friendly?
They're every girl-friendly, but you're just going to have a little cheek out regardless.
You're just going to have a little cheek out regardless.
It also depends on how you like to wear them.
I like to wear all of my pants I like to wear right here, like regular low-end belly button,
so I pull them up a little bit.
So if you're somebody who likes to wear them a little high-waisted, you'll probably have
a little bit of cheekage out, but just enough where it's tasteful.
And then if you are someone who wants to wear them more at your hips, then your butt's probably
not going to be out.
So, yeah, no, there's no draw strings on them.
I'll show you.
It's on my Instagram from last year.
These are what the booty shorts look like.
Because the booty shorts were last year's Valentine's Day.
One of the things from last Valentine's Day,
but people liked them so much that they wanted them to come back.
And this was also before so many of y'all were even here.
So
Where is it hello here this
They're like this the front is just plain black and then what you see I'm talking about
So there is a little cheekage out
But actually when we did the samples and we got the samples screen printed the screen printer
Accidentally printed this on the front
So I'm actually wearing the shorts backwards, so they are even a little shorter, they are either they're a little shorter
They're a little shorter
Okay, because I'm wearing them backwards for the sake of a picture, but I let me show you do I have another picture in
Like I wear the the blanks of the booty shorts I wear all the time
Like I literally made Dylan just buy me just the blanks of them
Like these are just the blanks of them like this picture like it's John just wearing this K subi top
And then these are just the blanks of the
Booty shorts because I love them and they're like thick and like stretchy. I love these booty shorts so bad. So
so yeah
And but it says sweet like vanilla and it's cute
There's a free pair of booty shorts. Oh
They're comfy, right Emma? No, they're so cute. I love them.
Let's play a game. What should we play? Well, not 50 million games please. I'm
speaking out loud to myself. I'm looking at my own games on my own screen right now. Not 50 million
No, no, no, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, um, maybe 20 million perhaps?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I'm not going to start a new game, that would make no sense, at least a game that like requires
time put into it. I'm not gonna do that. I am hungry. I would like to eat something.
The baby game, we finished the baby game. Well finished for what the game, they didn't have an
ending because they're still like working on the ending of the game. There's probably gonna be like
another chapter or something. So whenever that comes out we will play that. We haven't had quarantine
zone in a while. You know I can go for some quarantine zone. Where is it? I see it.
They're just okay. Yeah let's do that. We haven't done that in a while.
We haven't done that. Oooooooh! Oooooooh!
Okay.
Hello? Whoa! Lack City. Okay.
Okay, I am hungry though, so I should order something
You're hungry should we get something?
What is there to whoa did they always have this hello
Hello, where's the continue button? What do you mean new game? What is happening?
What's happening
Baby fuck you mean new game hold on. Oh, that's the demo girl open in the demo
What the fuck is the real game? Oh my god
Am I blind like literally where is it?
quarantine zone
Is it not here? I'm just going steam
Let's see what we can do.
Update.
Oh, there we go.
Update.
I don't see what we...
What we can...
Alright, they can come out of e-mode only.
They learned their lesson.
Okay.
Release him.
I always haven't had a phone so I could call you up.
I wish I had a phone, I can call you up.
What do you have a move for?
Anything you say, okay.
55 burgers and 55 fries, okay.
Something filling and healthy, because I don't want to be hungry again before I go to bed.
Something healthy and filling.
Hot dogs, of course.
Why are there just a hot dog restaurant out here?
Okay, girl.
Yeah, that sounds good.
I think she know that doesn't sound good.
I was going to say something with shrimp, but I don't think I want shrimp.
I had a poke bowl for lunch. I need to chill on the fish.
Okay.
Okay, I don't want a bowl because I had a bowl for lunch.
I don't want a bowl because I had a- May I suggest Bahama Breeze?
Bahama Breeze, there ain't no Bahama, like...
The hell? Okay. Um...
Okay, you're gonna hate me because I feel like I want this every time, but I want the
California Chicken Cafe.
That's fine, okay.
I get the same thing.
I get this all the time.
It's so...
I can't get it.
I want you to help.
You want the same thing that I got last time?
Yeah.
same? Okay.
To those.
Chai's laying on her.
Chai always, what the hell, whenever I see her on the
freaking couch, Chai don't want to sit with me, but she
always sits with Christina. She loves Christina. So cute.
Recent.
We actually, I'm going to pee in a second. So I'll take a
picture to show them.
Okay, we order this face card, okay, pay it with face card, perfect, okay, um, hello?
Okay, it worked, I'm going to pee really quick and then take a picture, bom, bom, bom.
you
Miss lady miss lady miss lady miss lady
lady the diamonds on the phone case now it's part of a screen protector
okay there we go whoo girl I was getting scared why is it why is my mouse doing
that
does anyone know what the cause of that is
oh it's because my remote is somewhere where's my remote oh that's why what a
prank cuz my remote was on the floor
My controller controller, I mean controller controller controller
Okay
All right
New day
Wait, I think I got to feed the uh-oh. Oh hell. No, there's not enough food
Hold on, let me make sure everybody's fed here.
Make sure everybody's fed here.
Okay, we're good here.
Power.
Yep.
Okay, we're good.
Let's upgrade the tents.
Get more people in here.
Okay.
Boom.
And then, what is this, gunpowder detector?
Sure, why not?
Quarantine three, why not?
Quarantine four, why not?
Okay, now I got room for six people in quarantine!
Boom!
I got a hell of a money!
Okay.
Alright!
Hey guys!
I fucking took like at least a month off, but I'm back now
Food monster is a rumor going around about a survivor that eats who eats other people
The only description we have is that they're overweight and they have vidaligo terminate on site
Terminate on site. Hey
Alright
All right, keep an eye out keep an eye out. Okay release them
Okay. Why am I hearing flies? Do you have a stinky aura?
Wait, wait. I know how this must look. But believe me, I'm a neurobiologist. And this head is my most precious specimen.
So there I was. My bunker besieged by the dead. The wiring chewed through. Hope seemed all but lost.
And then, a miracle, a short circuit, a jolt of electricity surged through the lab, and
the cadaver leapt off the table.
For a fleeting moment, there was a flicker of life behind its eyes.
The rest of the body, however, will say it was incinerated.
But the head, the head, I salvaged it and fled.
Now all I need is a replacement body.
Please, I beg of you, help me assemble it.
I need parts.
Any will do.
Help me, and I will be in your debt. Money, supplies, you name it. It shall be yours.
How much money we shall be?
Collect four different body parts. Oh, okay, so I guess I'm going to be doing this with him? That's part of my...
Okay, but when they say collect, what do they mean? So do I collect his head or do I let him keep his head?
Oh, there's a dono.
So I take it and then I have to collect more body parts from other people that bring them.
Sarah Marie with the $50 dono.
Hi, Mother.
I'm in my feels and have to say I have seriously been watching since the TikTok lives of you
getting ready for your shifts at the club back around December 2023.
Thank you for providing us with such a healthy and safe space.
Love you, Five Ever Girl.
Oh my God, Sarah.
That was so long ago.
Thank you so much, Sarah Marie for the $50 dono.
Thank you for being here. W-O-G. Man, those were the days, man.
Well, actually, these are the days, but those were the days in a different way, so.
Um, okay. Zombie Park's found in luggage 1-4.
But thank you, Sarah, for the $50 dono, and thank you for being here.
Okay.
So, now I just let him in?
I mean, he's good there. Okay, let's see. His eyes look fine. Yeah, he looks pretty healthy
to me. See anything else? Yeah, he's healthy as a freaking horse. Let this guy in. Come
Come on in.
You're good.
Next.
I'mma help him, I'mma help him.
Next survivor.
Please, if you find something, I can't go back.
Okay.
Um, alright, let's just see.
But that didn't sound too promising, because that sounds like you already know that you've got something.
Yeah, go back where?
Go back where?
I can go back to the old house.
Isn't that how that song goes?
Okay, you don't have any bites. Let me do this.
Okay, that's normal. That's normal.
Do your temp.
Okay, that's good.
Your eyes look fine. Don't even need to look in your eyes, because they're not.
Okay, organs look good, um, let's see your breath, wow, she again, healthy as a freaking
horse, yes you do OMG, I thought you only had to look in their eyes if their eyes were like,
um, like this, like faded.
She ain't got shit in there look healthy healthy healthy eyeballs
You're good Eleanor
You're so welcome this one what's going on here stomach hurt in
Faded than a hoe.
I don't know where to find out together. Let me see. Show me the Morgans. What's going on in there?
Mmm-mmm. Something don't look right. Oh, that don't look right. Hold on, let me see.
That one don't look right, but I can't really get a good- Okay, there we go, there we go.
I don't know, does that look weird?
Does this one look weird?
This one right here?
Oh, does it have a hot dog?
Maybe that's what's happening.
That hot dog might be hurting your stomach.
That might be the cause.
So let me, let me, okay, one second.
I'm going to, here, don't worry.
I could fix your, if that's what's bothering you, I could remove that right now.
Okay.
How do I remove it again?
I forget how to.
Um, queue.
No.
How do I remove it?
There's something up her ass.
Oh, the tray to the left.
Oh, I gotta mark it and then go to the tray.
Wait, hold on.
I'm sorry, they're saying that you got something up your ass.
Is that a dookie?
Let's see.
I'm sorry but you're gonna have to go in there.
What is that?
Girl, what the hell is that?
Incorrect item C is negative $100.
What was it?
You before the side tray hit.
Girl, that was like a rock! That wasn't poop.
This is a literal hot dog, so I'ma let her, okay.
Okay, so...
Ugh, what? Girl, what was that? First of all...
I don't know what that was. It wasn't contraband.
But it seemed like it was causing you some troubles. Is your stomach still hurting? That's why her stomach was hurting. She's so fucking constipated!
Oh, she has a bag, too.
Well, this is why, because you're- you're boiling...
Fucking tape recorders and eating them. That's why.
Of course you're constipated.
Okay, let's see. Oh.
Yeah, that looks like a hurt. Okay, that's pretty fucking...
Na na na na na na gnarly. That's pretty fucking gnarly.
Uh, what's your feet?
Gotta make sure I see them toes, girl.
Sorry. Okay, see your arms.
arms. Okay, so let me let me check that you do have bruising, though. Oops. Let me let
me check that off really quickly. You have some pretty, pretty gnarly bruising, which
doesn't doesn't mean anything, though. That's still a healthy thing. So you're fine, but
it is pretty rough. Okay, temps normal. Let me look in your eyes because I've already
I've already seen some stuff, I've already seen some things, okay, but these are all good.
Okay, we got to keep an eye out for, oh, I already see, I think I see, wait I can't tell
actually, hold on, because there's some that, okay, these are all normal, yeah, no, that's
normal these are normal these are all normal
that ain't normal well he's just not sick
meaning right or what's am I not wasn't I
confused about this mama array behind you
hey Camilla Bombette with the rate thank
you
um okay okay okay so look see regular
regular regular regular she had all
those but that does not mean anything it
Just means she's normal sick, which is completely fine. Okay, so she passed the test. She's good to go. She's just normal sick
Let's see how I did
Excellent inspection
Yeah, we got quite a long line today. Oh, okay careful. She's looking at her. She's pissed off. Okay, what?
Okay, so first of all you have fucking puke all over your jacket, so I don't need you smell like shit
You're giving me attitude off the rip. You want to come in here and you're giving me attitude. Okay, so
Like already I'm pissed off listen here lady
Okay
Okay, kind of a cool tattoo, but whatever, you're still annoying.
Okay.
Okay, that's normal.
I guess let me look into your eyes.
Yeah, let everything look good here.
A whole lot of nothing.
Did I do her...
Did I do her breath?
Do you have anything, do you have any goodies up in here that I need to know about?
Okay. No, she's good. Okay. She's good. Oh, her bag, her bag. You're right, her bag.
What about her? Did I do her lungs? I keep forgetting if I did her lungs or not.
Where's the dang long thing
Yeah, she's good
Okay, that's good with me, but I think that the anger one means maybe so you're you girl
You might just have to go to you might have to go to quarantine
Just cuz just cuz you got a little a little friggin ants in your pants
Let me see
Err yeah girl see I'm gonna have to send you and that's hey, I'm sorry
Okay, ugly little piece of shit. Oh, yeah, okay see now look look what's about to happen to you
Look what's the way soon as I get my gun
Okay, see they handle it for me, but see she was pissed off. She was pissed off, so
Okay, just you wait. Okay, let's see how this guy in here is doing.
Let's see how this guy's doing. Okay, this guy's been in quarantine.
Okay, well I'll be the judge of that. What did we find with you last time?
Let's see. You had conjunctivitis last time, which you don't have anymore.
So I could unmark that. And then you had red bruising, which I don't know if you have anymore.
have anymore, I guess we'll find out.
OK, and then what else?
Don't have any bruising anymore.
Anything else?
And you had an elevated pulse.
Let's see.
How long am I cycling through every fucking thing?
Wait, where is it? Did I have the thermometer?
Oh, I already passed it.
Yeah, you're good to go buddy. I'm none of that anymore.
You are completely clear.
Did I have anything else?
Oh, he had some of the things in his eyes too, but his eyes look good.
No, he's all good. He's all good to go.
You unchecked that really quick?
Yeah.
He is completely healed. Okay.
You're good.
Okay.
Next.
Ooh.
Bleeding out the nose already.
Okay, that's not good.
Ah, give me one second.
Let me just check my chart again.
Okay, nose blood means...
What is...
Okay, that's normal.
That's just normal sick.
And then she also has yellow eyes,
which also is normal.
yellow eyes, which also is normal six. So that's good. That's good. Okay, let's check your bag.
Okay, I don't know where you got a whole fish, but I'm not going to ask any questions. All this stuff is legal, so
that's fine. You're allowed to bring all this in.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, that's normal.
I'm going to look in the eyes, though. Ooh, looking, yeah, so it's looking pretty yellow in here.
It is looking pretty yellow in here, but I'm not seeing any little bacterias, so that's
good.
Good for you.
Okay, that's normal.
What is that?
This is like a little rash or something?
Or...
What is that?
Is that new?
There's a birthmark.
Oh, from when I hit it with a hammer.
Okay.
What is that?
Is that new?
There's a birthmark?
Oh, from when I hit her with a hammer.
I forgot about that.
Okay, yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry, that's from when I hit you.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes, you know, I just forget.
I took like a month off of this job,
so I just forgive me
if I forgot a few of my protocols.
protocols. Yeah, you're good. You're good to come in. She's all good.
Okay, she's a little angry as well. Okay, she's a little angry. Oh, I'm already seeing some
Oh, yeah, okay, so your brain, okay, so first of all, let's see what we got here.
So we have, oh, fatty hepatosis, so that's actually not bad, but then we also have internal
bleeding on your brain, which are also both normal sick things, so that's fine, I guess.
But you're angry.
You do have the nosebleed, which is also just normal sick.
Let's see if you have any marks on ya.
Okay, now you seem to be fine.
Let's do one of these bad boys.
Okay.
Okay, that's normal.
Okay, I am going to have to send you off the anger alone though.
Yeah, nothing here.
I'm going to have to, yeah.
Okay, so let's see, so we got that, we got, did I check off full?
Yeah, we got that, we got, um, aggression and we got nose bleeding.
She had a bag, oh, she did have a bag, let's see, okay, just a beard, a family picture,
simple gal.
And she is going to have to just, for the aggression alone, she is going to have to
go to quarantine.
careful though hold on okay because the last girl I don't know she was really
really upset about that oh the UV light dang it right I'll keep forgetting about
the UV light or the UV light okay okay I should have been using this more I
should have been using this more I forgot about that okay so let's see so
we got some UV so we got vapor so vapor is normal but what
was what was with the uh okay hold on let me let me get my scanner out well you
get my scanner out hold on to the lab okay let's go take it to the lab it was
There's even more things to put on the UV symptoms thing.
I took her to the lab for no reason.
There wasn't even anything to unlock.
Okay, but I don't have to operate on her, right?
I think I have to...
Okay, it's okay
Let's just let's just this fine. Okay
Let's just vote.
Thank you, Bjork.
Okay.
Let's see.
Maybe she does have something and we didn't know.
Where'd it go?
Okay.
Did it say, oh wait, did it say when I killed her, did it say on the top right, what did
it say?
Did it say infected or person?
to say. It said not infected. It said survivor. Okay, let me move the chat. Let me move the
chat for this. Right, right. Okay, perfect. So that's good. That's good.
Don't bother checking. There's nothing valuable left.
Sorry, I can't take you serious with this fuckin' fedora girl.
I cannot take you serious with that.
What the hell?
Okay, uh, anyway.
Ooh, ooh, she's stalked.
Yes, I don't talk about, okay, because you got a good backpack.
You are in a quarantine zone.
Stay calm and wait for your turn.
Remove your outer clothing.
Okay.
Let me see.
Insides look good.
Anything up the arse?
No.
Okay.
All right, where's the flashlight?
I mean, not the flashlight.
Where's the um, yeah, this.
Okay.
I'm a 3th place C no scoper.
That was a little too fast.
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Missed.
Okay. Missed. Okay.
Damn, like!
No, it's not the fedora right off!
Not the fedora right off, bro!
Okay girl you already got okay girl you already like I don't even need to I don't even need to send her ass
Girl
Girl you acting like I didn't just shoot somebody hold on there. Oh, okay, really?
Okay, they got her ass
We've taken too long to get the cut
What's going on with him? Okay? He's got some bites on his legs and please
Okay hold on. Let's see, I'll be the judge of that.
Okay, pass the UV test.
Pass the UV test.
Okay.
Okay, he also has the same thing that was up the lady's ass, but I'm still not sure
what the hell it is.
Bitch, is that a grenade?
Oh hell no.
Wait, hold on.
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that? Is that him?
I know he did not sneak a little a little shot at tequila up here
What do you mean incorrect item sees why does it say that every time?
Okay, I know you I know you want to I know you want to have a little fun, but is it really that serious like up up the ass
Okay
Other than that you're good to go
We'll just pretend that we didn't it's fine, bro
Thank you poor inspection much. I think good
He looked a little gray
I'd give anything and everything to wake up from this nightmare
Okay, okay, back the fuck up first of all, okay, let's see skin gray pale skin already not good
Got the fucking suds
Okay
You know what I'm gonna use this on you cuz I
Would you I have don't even have any more of these how do I get more of these?
Do I have to buy them?
More of the um
We're gonna buy those you
Have to send them to the lab during evac
Send them to the lab during evac wait what send these people to
To get more of them
elevated, elevated temp. It's not good. You got elevated temp. And then why are you holding
your bellies? What's going on in there? Holding your insides. What's that again? I think that's
the fatty one fatty fatty hepatosis okay that's that's fine now but and then
wow there was one more in his eyes his eyes let's see his eyes
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Mm.
Look, I'm already, look.
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
Yeah, not good.
That's not good.
Okay.
That's not good.
So listen.
So I'm seeing some of these.
I was seeing some of these.
I was seeing that.
And that's what we need to be worried about.
So listen.
So I'm going to send you.
I'm going to send you to quarantine.
It's not looking too good for you, but I'm going to send you.
seen that and that's what we need to be worried about so listen so I'm gonna send
you I'm gonna send you to quarantine it's not looking too good for you but I'm
gonna send you there oh and the and I didn't even check your bag oh okay whatever
I don't I don't know about him I don't know about him but we'll check tomorrow
She doesn't look too good either.
What happens if you find something?
What will you do to me?
Okay.
Okay, she's getting on the UV.
Um, but then I forget I also have to check the UV wall, um, because there could be UV
bite marks too right yes I'm gonna spike yeah I'm gonna check them again you
never know there could be a UV bite mark
okay she's good
okay
Okay, looks good.
All right, let me check this.
Okay.
She does have the yellow eyes, but that's just normal, I think.
That's normal sick, but I am going to have to still send her to quarantine.
But let me go check let me go check on
Hold on
Cuz him
Yellow eyes normal sick in this game. Yeah, cuz the water is like contaminated. Okay, let me see hold on
Okay, so
I'm gonna have to take that what is this baby doll?
what is that okay it's weird but I guess you can keep it I am gonna have to take
this I don't need it anymore okay actually hold on let me
okay he passed the UV test he did pass the UV test so let me let me look in
your let me look at your belly again
Oh shit, he got a fucking-
Motherfucker.
Yuma, he got a bottle of poppers up there too. Hold on.
Contraband. Contraband.
Up your ass, really?
Okay, back to quarantine you go.
Alright, good night fellas.
Gonna hit the hay.
Ah, god can't wait to get a nice restful night's sleep.
Nothing bad's gonna happen. Oh thank God. Okay, actually scared. Okay. Okay, that's
not bad. Anyone die? Zero deaths. That's what I'm talking about.
Boom. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. It's a new day. It's a new day in the
workroom. Let me see if anyone needs...
Okay, boom, we're good, okay, just re-supply everything, okay.
And then fellas?
Attention, evacuation convoy arriving today.
Lone walkers, oh the convoy arrived today.
Lone walkers are near the wall again,
once smeared the concrete.
Hours later, more showed up, looks like marking behavior.
Take them out before they draw a horde duration one day.
Killed three zombies walking near the camp walls.
Okay, so when you say walking near the camp walls,
Girl they be in here sometimes, so what do we mean by that?
Because I'd be walking around and there literally be zombies in here sometimes, so what do we mean by near?
Do I have to just like go up here and like
Wait for someone
Okay
Let me go back there
Like girl.
Woo!
Oh, she was fast.
Oh my god.
You see what I'm talking about though?
Okay, we got one.
Someone said there was a kitty. Where?
Are you sure that wasn't the rat?
Let's go back here.
What's going on back here y'all why there why is everyone scattering what
Hmm, okay, everything seems to be fine back here
Okay, if I even hear a zombie if I even hear a zombie
just triple check and you can never be too sure you just can never be too sure
okay all right
can we hurry this up I have a stream to get to
Yeah, you and me both, buddy, so fucking take it easy.
Who is this supposed to be? Is this supposed to be someone?
There's a cat in my tent? Why are you serious?
Why are there marks but I can't hear anything?
Oh no, I do hear it's the sick breath, but it's normal.
Okay, hold on.
The cat ate my tent.
Who are you?
When did he get here?
Oh my god, who is this?
His little skinny back legs.
He's been there?
Did I like rescue him or something?
Or is he just here?
Aww, what a good kitty.
He got radicals?
No, not the Wrangles, come on.
Don't do him like that.
Not his Wrangles.
Not the Wrangles.
It's Dan's gaming?
Okay.
Ooh, we're speaking of rankles.
Wait, do we do his?
Okay, I almost had to take you out right there.
But it is elevated.
And you got the slag jaw too, that's never a good sign.
Give me the glasses.
It is never a good sign.
I'm already seeing some shit I don't like in here, yeah.
Yeah, see, I'm already seeing some shit I don't like.
Mm-mm.
Yeah, that ain't good.
That ain't good.
Okay, so let's see.
Wait, what's going on in these eyes?
Let me see.
Conjunctivitis.
Mm-mm.
So we got, let's see, we got conjunctivitis, we got these bad boys, let me see, ooh, yeah,
Yeah. Yeah, that ain't... uh-uh.
That don't look too good. That's the fatty hepatosis.
But that looks more than fatty hepatosis. I'm sorry, that just looked... that just looked nasty.
Okay, I don't think you have any culture band.
Um, my girl, is that really that?
I mean, yeah, that's what it looks like here.
Oof.
You cannot hide in anything.
That's your brain.
Your brain's good.
How's your head?
RuPaul referenced you with that.
Okay.
I feel like I missed one thing that I was supposed to do.
Oh, this one.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, you were disciplined.
Okay.
Oh, you're a civilian. Okay.
Come on!
Don't mind him. So sorry about that.
I don't want to cause trouble. Just let me through as I clean up.
Justin Bieber, you know that I hit him with the...
Okay.
Please, that's all I have left.
No, you have three perfectly good bananas here.
You serious?
I'm dead serious.
Okay.
Okay, okay, already off rip I don't want to let you in just because you had fucking four
AR 15s or whatever kind of gun that was.
So already not having a good feeling about you.
Okay.
He's the killer.
He's the killer?
Yeah, he's the killer.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Hey!
What's up?
You're so welcome.
You are so welcome.
Okay.
I'm looking and they look a little different, dare I say.
Okay.
Okay, let's see.
You got some herpes.
Yellow eyes.
You are in a quarantine zone. Stay calm. We'll tattoo you though. Okay. Remove your outer clothes.
Okay. Sorry. Oh, I'm so okay. What? Little dramatic. Little dramatic. Okay, you're fine.
Okay.
Like, girl, get up. Okay. Normal. That's normal.
Let me see. A little yellow in here but I'm not seeing any diseases so that's good. Check
your organs real quick. Okay. Looks good. I don't think you're hiding anything. I think
You're good, um, I think she's good, honestly.
She has the yellow eyes and a little bit of herp, but that's okay, cause that's normal
sick.
Yeah, you're good to go, girl.
Come on in.
Oh, the UV.
Did she have a bag, too?
Okay, no, she didn't have a bag at least.
Oh, shit!
He forgot to do that.
He forgot to do the UV.
There's just so many things to keep track of.
He forgot to do that. He forgot to do the UV.
It's just so many things to keep track of.
What are you doing? Is this really necessary?
Yeah, it is actually. Oh, okay, great.
I have a gun here?
Oh, you did actually. I didn't even realize that. Okay.
great so um is the man the mouth bleeding is definite killer right no it's not
yeah so that's definitely kill him okay kill him kind of someone's that kind of
need him well he's all yours I trust you guys but he's all yours
Oh yeah, let me go talk to Stuart. Hold on, you just say put it right down, I'm gonna go talk to Stuart real quick.
Stuart!
Well, I'm not forgetting that you told me that you were gonna give me some fucking money.
So, I'm still waiting on that, but I guess, I guess we'll talk numbers later.
We'll talk numbers later.
Alright, so sorry about that, my love, let me see what you got there on on here.
Okay, so I am going to have to take this, I'm sorry, but I am going to have to take this.
Thank you for being so understanding, ooh.
Okay, ooh.
I wonder if that was a...
Okay, so she's got some...
nose and eye stuff but that doesn't mean anything right?
oh I need to kill two more zombies too
okay I'll find some
it does? okay what does it mean?
UV vapor
UV symptom concealed infection
mark no but that's not infection though
action now. Let me try again. Go her arm. What's wrong with her arm? What's wrong with
Oh yeah, she does have some shit on her.
So that means she's the killer.
Let's find out.
You're right.
Okay, you were right.
Okay, she's good.
Passes the UV test.
Okay, get back up.
Okay, normal.
Okay, that's normal.
Kitty!
What is he doing out here?
Kitty, you gotta be careful out here.
I'm shooting people, okay?
careful shooting zombies okay check the fish with the UV again okay we'll do okay
doesn't look like she's hiding anything anything up the arse now let's watch your
brain okay good fish with the UV yeah he's looking pretty good normal fish that
normal little fish. Okay, did we do everything? Yeah, girl, you're good. Come on in. She's
good. Alright, see ya. The cat's right there. Okay, well first of all, what lip combo is
this? Please let me know. Second of all, I'll be the judge of that. May I take off your
Your glass is fine, sir. Thank you.
He's got on the Kremshaw. That's what I'm talking about. I know that's right.
Okay, okay.
Okay, normal, normal, he's good, he's a little strange, but he's good, oh let me do the UV.
Oh, look at that, oh, popped his little hat.
Yeah, he's good.
Nothing wrong with him. Okay, come on in.
Are these survivors block his foes? Is that what it said?
Ooh, ooh, guys, I got some bad news for the three of you.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm hoping that they're all the killer.
Oh, he is. He's got the nose pus.
Oh!
Shut the- okay, first of all, you're done.
yeah okay he's done clean he's not what he's clean please okay yeah you're not
I'm not looking too good either, girl, but I can't,
you can never be too sure.
You might have to go to quarantine.
Unless I find any actual killer symptoms on you right now,
you're gonna, she's gonna be going to quarantine for sure.
Okay.
She's got the fatty.
Wait, hold on, was that fatty?
Yeah.
Oh, God, that looked nasty.
Okay, she's got the fatty.
Oh, wait, what was this about?
Oh, no, that's the...
I forgot what the thing was for the day.
Okay, girl.
So, let's see.
So, we've got...
Okay, she's got...
Nosebleed.
And...
Which is she technically doesn't have anything, right?
Technically.
Her eyes, let's run with her eyes.
Her eyes are fine.
Nothing just hit the UV one more time
Yeah, she's good
Yeah, all right, you're good. You're good. You look a little up, but you're gonna have
to go to quarantine just for the night. Just for the night. I'm sorry. I don't got no room.
I know. I just have to. Let's just get this over with.
Okay, that's normal, normal sick, hit that real quick, okay, uh-uh, fader than a hoe,
don't like to see that.
It's usually not a good sign. Okay. Okay. It's all normal sick things. Except that one, look.
Okay. You are going to quarantine. You are going to go into quarantine just for that alone.
alone and then you said your belly was hurting let me see girl just give me the
goddamn okay and is that a blue okay so yeah so your heart is blue you moldy
organ so yeah I'm gonna actually have to pack you up what could be worse nothing
actually quite literally nothing. You failed the directive. Oh, whatever. You guys been
here? Okay, fuck you too. I was literally just checking on you. Okay, so one day, how
long has everyone been in here? One day, zero days, one day. Okay, so they've all been in
here for the night? Like, did I check them today or yesterday? I forget. I had to have
Let's check them yesterday, right?
Alright let's see, how are your symptoms getting?
You're still looking pale.
He still looks like shit.
I mean he still looks like shit.
What was wrong with him the first time?
Let's see.
What were his symptoms?
Okay, he got pale skin elevated temp.
Okay, so we gotta check his temp and then his eyes.
Oh, what's this now?
What's this now?
That's new.
Oh.
Pack him up!
Good thing I didn't go to bed, because he would've killed everybody.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who's next?
How long you been here?
Zero days, let's see you. Come here.
I got laid out like little flip-flops like, girl, get up. Okay.
I just didn't like that tone.
Oh, it's here? What's that?
It's not going to be you.
You are in a quarantine zone, stay calm and wait for your turn.
Regroup your outer clothing, hats, glasses and gloves.
your belonging to inspection.
What the heck?
I kind of know what my door they were like,
you need to pay your rent now!
Or are you getting anything?
What are you talking about?
I have to shut up the auto pay!
It's on, literally it's on auto pay,
and then I try to go on the thing to pay it,
and it's like, you can't.
What do you mean I can't?
The hell you mean?
And it literally says auto pay on,
so I'm confused. Maybe it just didn't work
this month, but no one told me the dang thing.
Maybe the system has issues.
I don't know.
It's not going through.
I'll just go down there tomorrow and figure it out.
Okay.
You bring it in there.
Thank you.
Oh, my makeup's not going to work.
It's fine.
Oh, shit, gotta pack my bags.
Oh, fuck, no, it's fine.
It's fine, guys.
What?
Yeah, shibbles.
Guys, it was nice of me in here while it lasted.
No, I'll pay it.
down there and talk to them again.
Extra chicken?
You can put it in the fridge for now.
Mm-mm-mm.
Salad time.
Oh my God, I got to go out and chicken out.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
You know what, and just for that, I'ma pay a few months rent up front, because they're
not about to play me and think that I'm fucking broke. Don't play. But that is so weird. I
don't know why Emily was logged on and it says auto pay on, but then it won't let me
make a payment. I'm so confused. They watch the stream and say, oh, okay, she got money
for the mega space Molly but not for red okay right yeah we could watch something
we're nearing the end of the stream also just like you know so it's probably
the last thing we do is watch something and what are we gonna what are we gonna
a while. The din? Pop the balloon, piss me off every time. But it's so good. It's just
so good. We have to.
Let's watch one we haven't seen. Let's do this one. This is a random one. Pop the
balloon four months ago.
Okay.
Our leg.
Our butt hug act, okay.
Okay, so far, no one's like super chopped.
You should fit your little question real quick.
Okay.
Okay, fit pissing me off entirely too bad.
Like, this is a damn shame because he's handsome.
This is a damn shame because what the fu-
Like, he got fucking-
He got shit on his pants.
Like, look, he thoroughly got
drums on the back of his damn drawer.
What the hell, what's going on?
Like...
No part.
I'm not looking key as always.
Ooh baby that hair cut is just not flattering on his head shape I'm sorry.
Oh man.
And what the hell is going on in the back of his head?
Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel it's your host Arlette and we are here with
another episode of Pop the Balloon or Fine Love and we've got some single men line up
make some noise guys.
I'm not mad at the space buns, am I?
The space buns are not even.
So a lot of y'all know that was real quiet, but that's okay.
So we're going to be bringing out some single ladies one by one.
Once she comes around this corner, if you like what you see, you like what you hear,
do not pop your balloon.
However, if there's anything that you're just not a fan of, whatever that may be, go ahead
and pop your balloon and I'll go over to each of you and see why you ended up popping.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah?
Okay.
All right.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and bring out our first single lady.
What do we got? Hello. Welcome in. There you go. What's your name? I am Tara Chantel.
Tara Chantel. Tara Chantel. Okay, how are you? I'm 30 years young.
You're 30 and where are you from? I am from Cleveland, Ohio, but I live in Atlanta, Georgia.
Can you write? I'm a instructor. I am an educator for our young generation.
I'm also a certified yoga instructor and I am an author.
So what are some things you like to do for fun?
You know, what's really fun for me is having a grateful attitude, you know, little things
bring me so much joy.
I love being in nature.
I love being in solitude with myself, being active, of course.
I love writing, reading, I'm a bookworm, yeah, that's about it.
And now, what are some things you look for in a man?
I must say I'm not looking but because I'm not lost but I am aligning with okay
I like that I like that okay who has self-respect for themselves and who also
enjoy solitude as well I like that you know I love to kiki and laugh all day so
if you're not trying to be my playmate what we doing okay it sounds like you're
trying to be my cellmate we just bought the trauma here for the freedom the
friendship and if we can get the funds together, that would be beautiful because we do live
in capitalism.
Alright.
Okay.
What are some of your deal breakers?
Deal breakers?
I'll keep it short.
Okay.
It's someone who's real hot in the pants, you know, who lacks accountability for themselves.
Also someone who can't stand being alone.
like what am I gonna say someone who's really hot in the pants and having done
the self-development really hot in the pants you buy with that and also who
doesn't communicate effectively because what we do in it you can't talk you
can't write not for me okay so you can't talk you right we can have your name
My name is Jaylin. I'm 29. And Jaylin, what do you do? I am a senior leader for
Furtran 100 company doing state product management. And why did you end up
hopping your balloon? I loved your answers. I did. I get more of a friend vibe from
you and I'm looking for my person. I'm looking for my wife. What's giving you
that friend vibe? It is honestly it's just the energy that I'm seeing. I'm not
getting a romantic connection yeah yeah between us but I love your the icon
site that you're given honestly your answers were great okay and is he
someone that's your type yes you could definitely be my homie
I'm mean that
you're naming that Steve Q and I'm 30 and Q what do you do I'm a Mac
I'm a man's attitude coach and a spiritual God
I'm a Mac
Okay, so you work up
This would be me trying to rage bait him
Oh my god, so you work at the Mac counter. Oh my god. Do you have the stone lip liner?
Can you tell me can I get one of those and then?
And I'll take a lipgloss too while I'm here like the fuck.
What's wrong with you?
And why did you end up popping your lip?
It's the tattoos.
Oh, so you do makeup.
Oh, there, OK.
OK.
And is he someone that's your type?
He's someone we can chill out in nature with.
You're a fine brother.
Thank you.
He's gone over here.
Your name and age?
My name is Evan, and I'm 27.
Evan, what do you do?
Do what?
I'm a medical device salesman.
So I take care of patients.
I'm a head consultant for a medical device facility.
Nice.
What's the legend of popping your balloon?
I don't know if you meant to say it,
but you said lack of accountability.
And that.
Oh.
Yeah, it might have been a mistake.
But also, I get the same vibes as more of a friend.
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah.
Popping your balloon.
I don't know if you meant to say it,
but you said lack of accountability.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, it might have been a mistake.
So you lack of accountability?
Like I get the same vibes as more of a friend.
Yeah.
I'm so confused.
Yes, you should be my homie too.
So is he someone that's your type then?
He's a homie type as well.
I'm giving you homie type.
Oh, is that being a mistake?
I'd be like, well, that's a no, that's not a mistake.
All right, so now is he someone that's your type?
He's someone I can definitely do business with.
I guess physically, I'll tell you, but otherwise, you know, I was there.
All right, thank you.
Let's go on here.
You're at name and age.
Hey, John, 34.
And John, what do you do?
I'm a field marking manager.
And why did you end up popping your balloon?
So it was actually the yoga for me.
I used to be in the New Age before Jesus saved me, and it's just a false spirit.
And I know you seem happy, but I was in that, and I wasn't happy deep down inside.
And I know at the end of the day, I just want to say Jesus loves you
He wants a relationship with you, but there's a false spirit there. It's a Kundalini spirit and maybe I'm just in down dog
Baby, I'm just in down dog. It's not that serious
You you can do yoga and still love Jesus Christ you can do yoga and still love Jesus Christ
Okay first of all let's let's let's
Baby, I'm just in pigeon pose, okay?
I'm just in pigeon pose.
I'm just in wheel pose, okay?
I'm just trying to do bird of paradise.
I'm just in bird of paradise, okay?
And I'm going in shivasana after.
And then also some artitasana as well.
Is that okay with you?
Yeah, that's that's why I popped I just I feel for you I've been there I've been in
the new age before yoga is you're bowing down to false gods don't know if you know that
but I'm saying this because I can't bow down to false gods.
Yeah, that's that's why I popped.
Okay, response for that.
Oh, thank you so much.
I love Jesus as well.
You know, he says, you know, a lot of people honor him with his, with their
mouse, but they're far from him.
Um, and that's kind of like the situation.
You know, a lot of people say that they fear God, they love Jesus, but then
their life doesn't actually show it.
And so, okay.
You say they do yoga.
Jesus definitely wasn't doing yoga girl.
Okay.
Girl.
Okay, so you were there.
Okay, so you were there. Right, right, right, right. Okay.
So you must have been there when Jesus was not doing the yoga.
Okay. Okay. Right. Okay.
But don't also say in the Bible, if we're going off the Bible,
It also says in the Bible that you can't get a haircut, you know what I'm saying?
Doesn't it say something about you can stow the death if you get a haircut in the Bible?
And I know especially this haircut in particular, this one definitely going to get you killed.
This one definitely going to get you killed.
So I know it says some bullshit about something and no mixing fabrics, I've seen a lot of
polyester here.
I've seen a lot of polyester and mixed fabrics here. That's also in the Bible
So I don't know there's a few things here that if that's what we're going off of
Does he someone that's your type
He is someone you can't pick and choose. We can't pick
Here your name and age I'm Blair. I'm 28 and Blair. What do you do?
I do sales in the home improvement space specifically, and I also do personal training on the side
And why did you end up popping your pen?
I just got really I want to say friend vibes
But you seem like really outgoing really sort of like you're really friendly with a lot of other guys
Which I think is a rare flag. Just kind of just getting out and about
Lirty a little bit too tall. She's like master range made or without even trying. Uh-oh
Man, I think that that's gonna be an issue in a relationship. So
That's why so you can't be kind to people. I'm very nice, but no kind and nice is different
What do you mean kind is someone you are have humility with other people?
I see human a human so I'm making connection with you. Nice. That's a people pleaser. You're being nice to everybody
No, I wouldn't say nice to everybody, but I do believe that some some people don't have boundaries
And they don't really respect other people's relationships.
So if you're too-
Okay, if I'm going off of this interaction alone,
he just seems fucking boring.
He seems fucking boring.
And she would be like too,
he would be able to handle her
because she just seems like a good time.
And if she and the people that she surrounds herself with,
she brought him into a room,
he would just be there bringing nothing
to the fucking table as far as any sort of vibe.
Like he would just be there like,
And all our people will be like why the fuck she dating him like like that's the kind of vibe
To a bunch of other people. I feel like it'll cause some friction. Really? Yeah, that sounds like an insecurity
I mean, I don't feel insecure about it, but if you don't want your woman to be kind to humans
Yeah, not kind, but if you're just going out kind of doing too much. No, that's a human just to man
I never said that but obviously you can tell I'm just you said like you're not really a homebody
body. No, you were not listening. I was listening at all. I
said I love nature. I love being like really not grounding
myself and that's with myself with myself in nature. Well, I
said outside. I just said outside. Outside. Outside of
nature. I assume clubs. I'm a true lover grounding myself. Have
you ever ground yourself? Yeah. Yeah. Does it sound like
it? Oh, yeah. That's he someone that's your type. He is
Handsome, but you're a little young for me.
So.
A little young.
But you fought your belief.
Yeah, you got it.
I want to get offended now.
All right, you got it.
Let's go down over here.
Your name is.
My name is Caleb.
I'm 34.
And Caleb, what do you do?
I'm a licensed electrician.
I work for myself.
And I have a home health care business.
Garb, OK.
And why did you end up hopping your balloon?
in my experience, business women come with masculine energy and masculine treats. That's
just in my experience and that that don't really mix well. I'm more attracted to like the softness
and the femininity in the woman. But you're assuming. Okay. So you got you got the money. So you
got, okay. So I'm a business woman. I'll make my own money. So you got so you see you you you you
You cover it for both of us 24-7?
Okay.
We'll put the check on the table then.
Oh, you're not gonna, okay.
So,
so I'm not seeing, okay, so I'm not seeing
what's going on here.
Okay, right, right, right, right.
Can you just say you assume,
you don't want me to be out here making money?
We live in capitalism.
I said in my experience.
Okay, so you're just going,
You've lived in the past, not the past.
No, there's no interaction right here.
Like that's a masculine interaction right here.
Oh, you want somebody to be not talking?
No, you can ask me questions and whatnot.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
But yeah, just in my experience.
OK.
I feel like I see the clip of this on TikTok or something.
I feel like I've seen this one part before.
Have you ever heard that before?
No.
I mean, he's going off of his past experience,
his trauma that he's holding on to.
I'm actually going off a wit who runs the business around my head when you see business men and business
going on out here, it's usually men around the table. It's not too many women around the table and if there is a woman around the table
she has to get in that space where that man is at so that means you gotta bring that masculine energy out otherwise it's not going to work out too well.
Gotta get this money honey. Gotta get this money.
Now I see someone that's your type.
First of all, first of all, this is coming from an electrician.
like okay he said he worked for himself but like baby you're not you're not the
fucking CEO you're an electrician that works for yourself you're not you're not
in rooms you're not in rooms with with other big boss CEO is trying to work out
fucking deals okay you're hooking up my fucking recess lighting you y'all are
fighting over who who's gonna be the one who's who's the one that
to work it back, that somebody gonna hire
and do my fucking recess late.
That's what we're doing.
You're not in these damn rooms
where all this masculine energy gotta come up.
Just put the wires, dude, fix the fucking wires.
Fix the wires, okay?
This light's looking a little dull.
I don't know, like, it's not.
That I will call to do electric work at my house.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna charge you a premium, too.
Then I'll find somebody else.
Thank you, love, very much.
You're down here your name is Bobby and I'm 31 years old and Bobby. What do you do?
I'm a CDL driver and I do entrepreneurship on the side and why did you end up popping your balloon?
It was just a whole attraction. I'm just not interested in entrepreneurship on the side.
Okay, and is he someone that you're interested in? No, but we can go to the gym together.
It seems like you ready you fit for it. You're at the outfit ready to go. So we can go to the
Jill, get that work out of here.
She's fucking funny, bro.
I love her.
Let's head back this way.
She already ready for it.
So we've got three unpopped balloons.
Go ahead and ask our remaining men a question.
So my question is, what does freedom look like for you?
Mm, good question.
OK.
Let's start here with your name and age first.
My name is Jalati Springer.
I'm 29 years old.
And what do you do?
What I do, I work in the health care industry
and I work for protection services.
So I do venues, concerts, and sporting events.
And so what does freedom look like to you?
Freedom is being free, feeling loose, high-spirited.
Whoa, whoa!
Sit down here.
Your name and age?
Jordan.
I feel the rush.
Jordan, what do you do?
I'm an entrepreneur.
I have a diversified portfolio, trucking business, housing,
vending machines.
Beautiful.
And what does freedom look like to you?
Money. Freedom to me means money.
When you have money, you can do the things you wanna do.
You're not trapped.
And a spiritual world, you can do what you wanna do.
You can get up and travel when you want to.
So money allows us to do that.
Like yes, reel into an extent, but like damn.
Like put a little sauce into it.
Like fuck, what about like your life?
Like I don't know.
Love that answer.
live in capitalism.
You're naming it.
It's true, but like that.
Justin, 30.
And Justin, what do you do?
I'm a supervisor at the VA.
I run a small business and I cut hair on the side.
And what does freedom look like to you?
I don't think he had time to finish it.
Okay, no, I know that's how he wanted it styled, but it's just different.
Really just doing what you want.
I don't necessarily go along with what the world tells me to do.
I do exactly what I want to do and what God tells me to do and what my heart tells me
So this is what I think freedom is.
That's so beautiful.
It is, right?
It is.
All right, let's head on back.
So I'm now going to hand you a pick.
Here you go.
There you go.
And I'm going to have you pop one balloon.
Never you ready?
Go ahead and pop one.
This is so hard.
You guys had such amazing answers.
Oh my goodness, no y'all are all amazing.
Okay, I think she's gonna pop him for feeling loose.
Girl can pop him for feeling loose.
No!
I love your answer so much.
No, and he's handsome too, like.
Okay, so why was your balloon unlocked?
Well first off, she's beautiful.
I love the vibe, the fact that you like being outside.
Most women in this day and age they don't they rather be in the house. I love being outside. I have a dog and
Me and me just me him. So that's what we like to do. We like being outside all day
And we end up helping his villain. I just end up popping
honestly
Because I was just making more eye contact with others, but I really appreciated your answer
That's true because when he did answer he looked right into the camera instead of looking at her
when he when they said what's your name like what do you do he look right at the
camera not her much to it thank you thank you so much all right let's head
back this way we are now down to two unpop balloons go ahead and ask our men
another question okay so are you a baby daddy I'm gonna kid you guys
So do they have any kids?
Yes.
Okay.
They're coming back.
Do you have any kids?
No, I don't have any kids.
Oh, yes.
Love that.
And do you have any kids?
Absolutely not.
Oh, I love that.
Absolutely not.
So do you have any kids?
Absolutely not.
Oh, okay.
Okay, go ahead and ask them another question.
Okay.
What's your thoughts on a woman who chooses not to have kids in this economy and is they
Okay, I love her
They they they definitely want you to be a song I feel I feel like we live in a society where
Women they go through
All kind of different things that shaped them to be who they are
But I just feel like for me a man of God. I just feel like
I was looking for my wife and I feel like God shall leave me
Okay, so that's it. Okay. Okay. I thought he was gonna say that he would want kids. Okay. So, okay
I'll take that. Okay. I'm gonna answer a question. Can you repeat the question one more time?
What's your thoughts on a woman choosing not to have kids in this day and age?
Oh, to each his own, but for me, I want children. I'll go. I've been patient about it, so I would love to have children.
And that's okay. But that is a deal breaker. And if we're talking about long term, if she don't want kids,
kids. That's a deal breaker.
That's not really your problem. I feel like especially for you as well.
So right, so I've done enough. I feel like I prepared myself to have children.
I prepared myself to have a wife. So that is cool for anybody else. Not for me.
So that's that's your thing. You can let me know.
Yeah, I don't want. I don't want to. Sorry. Okay. No, no, I don't want any kids.
So why was your balloon unpopped though? Price was gorgeous.
She's gorgeous. I like her answers. So I'm a person I like to travel.
I like to be outside as well.
Yeah, I'm always doing something every year.
So she matched certain qualities.
I appreciate it in a woman, but I want children.
I hope you get that.
You get a nice effect.
That's your type?
Yes.
And look at how chill they were about it.
Ted back this way.
So your woman is still unpopped over here.
Are you OK with someone who does not want children?
Yes.
Or actually, she says she don't want children.
Yeah.
Oh.
Listening is fundamental. Third time he heard the question, by the way. Third time he heard
the question, by the way. And he answered it. Then he was asked again. Then he said,
actually wait does he doesn't want me oh no okay and now very gorgeous very
attractive and I see you out I definitely go after you go after go
Oh, after it's crazy, I'm scared.
Oh, after is like a lion killing its prey.
The outside.
And is he so what?
Oh, I go after.
All of you guys are so handsome.
Cheers, Johnny!
All right, well, unfortunately,
that's all the balloons popped.
Yeah, I'm scared as well.
But there'll be so much for coming on.
I'll take the mic.
Let's give it up for her, guys.
Oh.
All right, let's bring out our next.
Mind you, never seen that movie.
What movie is that even from?
Hello, welcome in.
What's your name?
The Shining.
Hi, my name is Portia.
Portia, how old are you?
I'm 28.
Dr. Poodle Porsche!
I love that app!
Dr. Poodle Porsche!
I love that app.
I'm from Alabama originally, but I live in Maryland.
OK, and what do you do?
I'm a veterinarian.
Oh, there you go, Dr. Poodle.
She's a vet.
I was just going to say, if she's a vet, that's so cute.
Dr. Poodle.
That's so cute.
And what are some things I can do for fun?
I like to go to live music events.
I like to go out with my friends.
I like to really go hiking outdoor activities.
And now, what are you looking for in a man?
I like a man that's squidlar with a five.
Thank you, squidlar with a five.
Keeps himself up in the gym.
I like someone who is health conscious.
I also like a man who is family oriented
and someone who is disciplined and dedicated.
You know, I also like a man who's funny.
I love to laugh.
And I like someone who's musically inclined as well.
All right.
And what are some of your deal breakers?
I don't like a heavy smoker.
I also don't like a heavy drinker, like no cigarettes,
no, you know, heavy alcohol consumption.
I don't like, I prefer men not to have kids.
And I also don't prefer someone shorter than me.
Okay.
All right, so that's good.
So we did get some poppa loons.
Just going over there, see why they ended up popping.
Let's start here.
Your name and age?
Q, 30.
And Q, why did you end up popping every loon?
You don't seem too passionate.
Baby, just showing too much skin for me.
Is the skin of the room with us right now?
Oh my god
She's showing shoulders mind you she's showing shoulders and she got a
Knee length skirt. Let's back this up. Let's back us up to when she first come in so we can get she got a knee length
not even like totally tight skirt on and a corset and like a first of all and
it's not even like her titties are like fucking pushed all the way like even if
they were girl that's fine but like let this is a cute dare I say modest like
this is not no crazy if I saw a girl on the street with this I would not I would
I would not be like, oh damn, she got all her shit out.
I would be like, oh, this is, like, I would never,
that thought didn't even cross my mind.
She got shoulder out.
And it's motherfuckers like this.
It's a weird motherfuckers like this
that cannot control themselves around a fucking slip
of shoulder, which is the reason why there's so many damn
dress codes in place for women and shit,
because men don't know how to control themselves.
like no cigarettes and that it's gone over there.
See why they and Q, why did you end up popping every live baby?
Just showing too much skin for me.
So is he someone that's your type?
Not really.
And why not?
Um, I don't really.
Sorry, I don't like the lack of facial hair.
I like some of the little more facial hair.
Cool, thank you. Let's go on here. Stay your name and age. My name is Evan 27 and Evan
Why did you end up popping your balloon? Just physical. Yeah, and you showing too much. Yeah
You're beautiful, but this is not some real fucking beer. It's myself like looking at every day falling in love with
Damn, that's kind of harsh. Yeah, she's cool, but she's just not someone I think I think I'm gonna look at every day and fall in love with
And is he someone that's your type? Yes, he's handsome
Let's go down here your name and age John 34 and John white agenda popping everyone
Um, it just seems like you're leaning with lustful things like you want
Here you go
I
Can't have a preference if I like a guy with fucking facial hair
Why I gotta be lustful here you go you want tall height type thing and I feel like that's very worldly to me
I'm I'm a child of God and I can tell you know Jesus had given me discernment to tell when somebody's leading with their flesh or
There or if they're leading with their actual heart and it just seems like your heart posture is not really there for
Finding a heart posture heart posture heart posture heart posture heart chakra heart chakra heart chakra heart chakra
All things bleed back to yoga all things lead back to yoga. Oh
Fuck
Oh my god wait hold on all things all things lead back to yoga a man of God
and is he someone that's your type no why not
No, oh my god, she couldn't have said that or answered that literally like and then look
and he's like this.
Look at our legs.
I can't.
Listen, because if you're not worried about all this
worldly shit, if you're not worried about all this
worldly shit, she should be able to say, no, you're not
my type, actually, you're the last thing on this planet
that I would date.
And I'm not saying she said a lot, but if she did, that
should not matter.
based off of looks because that's what he said that the worldly stuff
so
let's run that no back she was not really there for
finding uh... a man of god
and is he someone that's your type
why not
his hair
i don't like his hair cut and i think it looks like you filled in your eyebrows
a little bit
Prefer a man that wears makeup
Well, I'm not wearing makeup and
Again, you're leading with your flesh and you're just trying to you're trying to get a reaction
It doesn't look like we hold on or anything, but I'm here for actual love. It's called
Okay, hold on wait cuz cuz wait cuz we can actually
I don't know I would argue
That you might have penciled them in a little bit I
I would argue I would definitely argue that you that you might have tinted them a little bit, baby
Just a little bit and that's okay
I
Don't prefer a man that wears makeup. Okay. Well, I'm not wearing makeup and
Again, you're leading with your flesh and you're just trying to you're trying to get a reaction
I'm here for actual love. It's called pop your balloon or fine love and it seems you're trying to find lust so
No other man of God have popped you because of that. So okay. Have a blessed day. Okay. Oh
Like this way
God, all right, so I'm now gonna hand you a pic
There you go
Okay
Let's go down there first before
Hey man, brother, that's all you can say.
I love that.
Hey man, brother, all right.
Your name and age.
Caleb, I'm 34.
And Caleb, why did you end up popping your balloon?
It's just the age thing.
I feel like there's a little bit more of a gap than I would like.
I like to discuss specific things.
And I feel like people in my age range
kind of know what I'm talking about more than people
that's younger than me.
OK, here we go.
Finally, there we go.
28.
OK.
And how old is he?
Thank you.
And is he someone that's your type?
Wait, how, he's only 34?
Sorry, I thought he was a little older than that.
That's fine.
But that's valid, that's valid.
But I do think that that is,
that's a decent age gap.
That's a decent age gap to say you're too young for me.
Absolutely, I think so.
Okay, why not?
He kind of reminds me of my uncle.
Okay, so he popped for good reason.
So he popped for good reason, it seems.
OK, OK.
He popped for good reason because she also, he, yeah,
OK.
Thank you.
No problem.
I'll take it all back.
So we now have six guys left.
Go ahead and pop.
Let's go with two balloons.
I'm going to have you pop two balloons.
Whenever you're ready, go ahead.
OK.
OK, one more.
OK, you can stay down over there.
OK, you're a name and age.
I'm Bobby and I'm 31 years old.
And Bobby, why was your balloon unpopped?
I just wanted to hear what she had to say.
That's all.
Is she someone that's your type?
She's okay.
I'm not even going to say nothing.
Why'd you end up popping his balloon?
I'm not really attracted to him.
You seem like a really nice person, but you seem a little shy and I like outgoing men.
I'm not shy, I'm just a first-of-parents, so.
That's fair.
Thank you.
Then you did pop one more right here. Your name and age Justin 30 and Justin. Why was your balloon unpopped?
I like the way she looks. She's very attractive skin tone is very nice, and I'm a teet person. So I love your teeth
Thank you. And why did I pop in his balloon? See that's a good answer for why you're remaining unpopped. That's a good answer
Okay, like a little descriptive like okay teet person okay, okay
Okay, I think that was that weird really
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with like in a good set of teeth?
He likes a good smile. She's got a pretty smile. What's wrong with that?
I don't think that's weird.
Um...
It was weird.
I feel like y'all are like, oh, off teeth.
Oh, fuck, he's gonna take my teeth! He's gonna take my teeth!
You go to his house on his first day. You go to his house on his first day.
He's got a fucking tooth jar in his room.
He got tooth jar in his room, and lambs made out of fucking teeth, his couches made out of molars, like,
girl, that's what y'all take it to. That's what y'all listen.
You're like, the tooth person!
Like, my teeth!
Girl, he not taking your fucking teeth!
My teeth! Can you back my teeth?
Really, just because I had to pick, it was really difficult.
I'm sorry.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Cool.
Thank you.
Let's hit unpack this way.
So we are now down to four unpopped balloons.
Yeah, we'll tell that to the tooth fairy.
I guess what's your name?
Where do you live and where do you see yourself in five years?
Five years.
Okay.
Let's start here.
Excuse me.
My name is Jelani.
I'm 29 years old.
I live in Los Angeles, California, and the next five years, I see myself starting a business,
settling down, having kids, building a foundation.
Okay.
Your name and agent answers your question.
You're 29.
You should have, you're 29 as a man, that's 29.
You should have been at least started something, something like some sort of something.
You want to start a business, you want to start a business like, come on, you're 29.
You should have had something at least brewing.
29. I see myself married with kids. I ideally would want three kids financially free in five
years. And also where do you live? I'm from Chicago but living in Cleveland right now.
Okay. He is cute. Your name and agent answer to her questions. Jordan, 32. I live right
outside of Philly in Cricutin and five years I see myself married with at least one child
and my projects that I've been working on business-wise expanding some more and being
in that space. Your name and agent answer to her questions. I'm Blair, I'm 28. I'm in
and I'm a Curriculum in Mexico.
In five years, I see myself just being comfortable,
being stress-free, so that involves financially free.
There's just mentally clear.
I don't want to be stressed out.
I don't want to be overthinking anything.
So as we know in life, things can really build up.
Things can get difficult.
So I just want to avoid those situations as best as I can.
So.
Thank you.
All right.
We got to pop a loon.
I end up popping your balloon.
I just didn't feel our connection.
Yeah, when we were looking at each other,
I think your answers were great.
I think you're beautiful.
What connection were we supposed to?
I don't know, just a.
What do you want me to do?
No, no.
No, just no, no.
Squint, die is just.
So what are you, what would you prefer had happened?
I
Don't think it's a hurt thing. I think it's just a person a person thing a stronger draw to you. I
Think if you took a little more time to hear more of my answers you would feel
Some work connection because I've been girl. Don't beg for it. No
This is true, can I
Okay, so you want the balloon bag? Okay, let's get that balloon bag then. Okay, well hold on. He's gonna take it back
Nice to meet you Portia. Nice to meet you
Okay, he just wanted someone to whip him around a little bit. That's what he- he's a whew, I kind of like that. Nice to meet you Portia
Wait hold on! Wait hold on! He just wanted a little- okay, and he- he liked a little bit of Domino Warmer
Hold on, I like that, I like that, hold on
This is true, can I- let me get my balloon bag
Wait listen, yeah
Okay, so you want the balloon bag? Okay, let's get that balloon bag then.
Nice to meet you Portia.
Okay.
There we go. Okay, let's head on back this way then.
Okay.
So, 30 hands you a pick. Yes, I did. It is time to pop one balloon.
Whose balloon are you popping?
What did she pop into the kitchen?
It's okay.
Okay, so why was your balloon unpopped?
She kind of described me to a T. She said that she likes somebody that's in the gym. She likes animals.
I feel like that's me, so.
Okay, got it. And now, why'd you end up popping his?
I feel like his answer was a little more lackadaisical than I would prefer.
Like you didn't have a very structured answer about what you,
where you see yourself in five years, so that was really it.
So it's a tough question to answer, but yeah, because I'm really,
I'm just kind of a go with the flow.
It's really hard for me to plan certain things.
So I was like, who knows what, you know, certain opportunities would come up, but cool.
Thank you. Thank you. All right. We are down to three guys. Go ahead and ask our remaining men another question.
Would you consider yourself someone who's disciplined and dedicated? And if so, what are you dedicated to? Okay, see a question like that. A question like that. You've got to be careful with those kind of questions on here because
Every single one of them are gonna say yes, because of course
Of course, they're gonna say yes. I'm a dedicated person. Yes. No one's gonna sit up in here and say no
I'm not dedicated. Nah, actually, no, I'm not that dedicated
So even if they are a fucking they don't do shit and they literally sit on the damn couch all day and they're a fucking bum
They're still gonna get up on here and say
That they're dedicated, but it's so now, but okay. What are they dedicated to? Let's see
Okay, I'll start their head back
Start over here. What do you think they're going to say? My career? I think, okay, they're
all going to, I think he's going to say his career. He's going to say he's dedicated
to his career and building a family.
Well, somewhat. I would say discipline is something you, over time, you get better
at. For a long time, I wasn't disciplined with my eating habits or going to the gym,
but I'm getting better at that.
Okay.
And but financially and all the aspect when it comes to like preparing for my future
Yeah, I'm very distant when it comes to that. Okay. Yeah, very I can be funny and jokey with her
But when it comes to like finance and stuff like that, yeah, he don't play. I'm structured today. Okay. He don't play
Good answer
Okay, what about here?
Question was what am I dedicated and correct?
It is
bettering myself with
throughout throughout my life I would say over the summer I even hired a life
coach to just understand where I am struggling and I think well you should
have hired life coach why didn't you tell me you should have hired on the Mac
you should have hired the Mac four years four areas of my life and going of
Of course.
And figuring out how to improve each area.
This guy right next to him, right?
Isn't this the map?
Can I ask what is one of those areas?
Sure.
I think life is broken down into career, finances, relationships, and you.
You've broken up into physical...
Okay.
This is what his...
This is what his life coached on.
Physical self, mental self, and your spiritual self.
And he's like, okay, what does he tell me right now? I am
Developing in in all three or all four. Okay, but by doing what?
Okay, we get it. Thank you for that, but still answer the question
Career is is something that I am trying to develop more. Oh
Bad answer, buddy bad answer buddy. Okay
Okay, bad answer. No. No. And what about over here?
Well, I'm the oldest of four. So I take discipline very serious, spiritually, mentally and physically.
I just felt I had to be disciplined as a man in order to lead by example, for my family.
And even financially as well. I feel like that's an important part of life. And so I just feel like
As a man, I should always continue to just set the bar, you know, very high for my life and my family.
And that's what I mean about you.
Okay. All right. It's that time. You do have to pop another one.
Dang. Okay. I don't really don't know where she's gonna go.
They made it hard for you, huh?
I'm going to go with your gut.
Yeah.
Really?
I thought she was going to.
Why was your balloon unpopped?
It's very attractive, very gorgeous.
I love the skin tone.
Thank you.
And why did you end up popping his?
So it was hard.
I'm taking notes for tomorrow.
You said that you said that you're dedicated to your family.
family you have a really big family. Yeah, it's not that I I don't
admire that it's more so. I think I want the focus to be more so on
me our relationship and what we have together because I feel like your time
may be I don't think that the other people in your life that you have
responsibility to if that makes sense. No, I don't think I don't agree with
I don't think having a lot of siblings is going to take any sort of attention off of you.
I don't know, I think she's just trying to come up with an excuse because she wants
him.
She wants number two.
Get a pop balloon down over here.
Okay, why did you end up popping your balloon?
I'm super family oriented.
I'm Haitian on everything.
Oh, Haitian's on play about family.
my finances will always be like made available for my people back home and
I always got to think about that and I want some a woman that's gonna be
supportive that's why I try to make enough whereas not question I'm not
taking from my family but I also want to give I also want to provide I like in
the best don't have as much as I have so I always got to have that that's part of
my burden that I feel like God has given me so that is something that's very
important to me I'm very family oriented when it comes to that I think that's
beautiful and I love your answer but I think in the initial phase of our
relationship as we're getting to know each other I want more of your time and
energy to be focused on what we're building instead of spreading it among
you know your family it's not that you can't send them money and stuff like
that but just the focus to be to build what we have together. Yeah I wasn't
taking it that way as well but like she's losing me. When it comes to family it's a
a very sore spot because I feel like a lot of people
are not very family oriented.
They don't give as much importance to family.
And minds is like something I give very important to.
So I'll make sure it's, my house is the house
where everybody have things given.
I don't care if I have to pay for my sister's ticket
to come, I want everybody at my home.
I want to be that kind of, but that would mean
like I wouldn't be giving my partner no time, no affection.
Yeah, good answer, he is.
I'm a man at the end of the day.
I'm always gonna make time for what I'm talking to.
Yeah.
want them to feel appreciate or appreciate what I do or how I look out for my family.
Yes, absolutely.
It's an example of how I would look out for all family.
Right?
So the things I do, I feel like should be an example is like, man, if he love his mom
like that, if he love his sister like that, I can only imagine how much he loved me.
Exactly.
That's a really good answer.
It is so hard.
That was a great answer.
That's exactly how you should look at it.
I feel like if anything, if anything would be a red flag, if you're like, I don't want
I want you to I want you to we just met but I don't want you to see your family
or I want you to spend all your time on me and I want you to focus on and the
guy's like okay that's like a red flag.
Lou and here do you have any questions for her?
Do you want to?
I do.
How many?
Two at the most.
So you are family oriented?
I love family I just I'm an only child.
Okay, that's okay. That's what that's it's okay fish person but I think in the initial
phase when I'm getting to know somebody if you have a large family in my experience it's
been difficult to just kind of focus in on the person because you have influences of a
lot of other people like intervening in the relationship and I you know that's a little
bit, uh, how do I say, overwhelming for somebody like me, where I don't have a large family.
I love my family, but I kind of want to just lock in it.
Okay.
She probably had a relationship with somebody who had a whole bunch of siblings and mom,
dad, aunt, uncle, cousin, whoever, like, and they all probably put their two cents into
their relationship.
So okay.
That, I get that.
And that is like, you know, but I feel like in the beginning stages, the way that, because
the way she originally worded it, she was like, in the beginning stages, I want you
to have more of your focus on me or whatever.
That's where I don't agree.
I'm like, okay, I don't agree with that because I'm just like, what is it?
What are you even talking about?
I do understand though, like down the line, if you're dating someone, you meet their family,
then all of a sudden their family is like for what, and it's like, you know, if you're
not really the one like in the wrong in their family is like doesn't like you
for whatever like superficial reason or something then yeah okay and then their
family's like in the your partner's ear about it and that's okay that's a
different but why yeah why would anyone prioritize someone new over their
family that'll make no sense so that's where I'm just like okay that is where
I yeah, but anyway for a little bit before we start
Yeah, exactly
Okay, are you okay with that? I see your mind is just going I think it sounds worse than what I'm actually trying to say
I
Think I understand what you're trying to say
Just like what the how your your ideal house just like what it what it looks like just yes, so I have two cats
Okay. Okay, so the cats are in over you? The cats are in over you. I'm a dog person. I'm a dog person.
So obviously, you know, we had him get his balloon back, so is he someone that's your type? Yeah.
I love how you checked me. That was like... Yeah, we know baby, we know. We peeped it. Thank you.
Alright, well, unfortunately, that's all the balloons pop, but thank you so much for coming on. I'll take the mic. Let's give it up for her, guys.
Thank you.
Woo!
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know. Also too, you could be a dog person. You can be a dog person. You can be a dog person and not make a f-
I'm a cat here and not making a deal breaker because someone has cats.
If I really like somebody and I'm a cat person, but if I really like somebody and ate a dog,
that's okay.
And that's fine.
As long as he's not, like I was saying earlier, spitting slobber and fucking, and even if
he was, and even if he was a little bit like that, okay, I would let it slide if the dog
was a little bit like that. Maybe I'd let it slide a little bit. But it depends.
Reg! Squidlar with the $50 donut. Today the 11th is my 26th birthday. This year has
been crazy and I've already been promoted twice at a job. I started in August. Work
has been beyond stressful, but coming home and watching you keeps me sane. Truly so proud
of you. Thank you for being here. Love you. Oh my god! Freaking happy birthday! Excuse
Happy birthday, Squidlar.
The 11th, oh my god, it's not even the 11th here yet,
so I'm the first person in LA to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Squidlar, and that's actually awesome
that you've been promoted twice, and I know I'd be a little
stressful, but that means you're doing a great job
if you have been promoting twice.
I'm so proud of you, and keep killing it,
and have the best birthday ever.
Lar, thank you, Lar, for the $50.
No, no.
You are the youngest person ever.
Wait, what? Wait, the people said to keep watching the video a little bit. To what part?
To what part? I need to know a part, because I got to get off soon.
What part?
Pop the balloon.
Like a minute and really?
What was that?
Okay.
I'm sorry ya'll.
We just want too much skin for me.
Okay, let's give it up for her, guys.
Okay.
Okay, let's bring out our next single lady.
Hello, welcome in.
I know you're lying.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Kim Briana.
Kim Briana, how old are you?
I'm 26.
And where are you from?
I'm from here, Arizona.
Arizona, okay, what do you do?
you do I'm a full-time medical student nice nice what's that it do for fun um I
like to dance I know you like Pilates gym all of that okay what did they say
and what are some things you look for in a man bring her bring someone bring
someone back man he has to be consistent he has to be he brings him back he has
being vicious have goals for himself and he has to be self-aware okay and what
are some of you deal breakers kids smoking cigarettes and someone that's
just not a kind person wait oh my god wait what do you want to say I'm
interested to see what he has to say hey huh backstage all right so before we
bring Portia back out here wait what her back stage just for you but yeah it's
just we have to say all right so before we bring Portia well we're thinking to
bring her back he must have said something earlier on okay all right
I should have matched with 29 and it is nothing against you
I should have matched with portion
I honestly this is a very nerf racking environment that we are in
Oh shit, should we go get your girl after this?
oh shit okay hold on wait
yeah it's just chocolate okay
all right it's a poster, so jelly wants you back
i'm gonna bring you back think about it and if you want to match you can go back
if you do not want to match so good oh what do you want to say
i'm interested to see what he has to say
Let's go. Let's do it. All right, Jalen, I'm going to have you come stand next to me over here.
All right, let's bring Portia out. Come on out. So have you hold on to this. All right.
So before we determine if we have a match here, I do want to just ask you Jalen,
why did you request for Portia to come back?
Because one, this was a nerve-wracking environment and I do sense our chemistry a little bit.
a little bit I do since our chemistry and I need to you do a better job of stop blocking
potential blessings that I can come into my life and so I did feel the vibe I respected
how you checked me and he loved that that's his favorite thing he's like and I want more
of that I need more of that mommy please I said that because one's nervous and I am
I'm allergic to cats.
Okay, allergic I'll take.
They got medicine now.
They do.
That's true.
They do.
They do got medicine.
Okay.
So do you have any response to that, anything to say?
I hope that that's true in that you actually don't mind cats
because I come home from work covered in cat hair.
I deal with multiple different types of animals
that work all the time.
So I'm going to have all types of things on me.
So Dander, lots of other fluids and stuff like that.
I would prefer somebody who doesn't mind
that I work with and have cats, so.
Andrew, again, I'm allergic, but there's medicine.
What do you do?
I'm a product manager.
Okay. Okay.
Did you think about that?
Okay.
You good?
I'm good.
You good?
I think I'm going to pop.
Ooh!
There are a hundred picks.
Ooh!
Okay.
Go ahead and pop in.
He wants her even more now.
I already know he wants her even more now.
How are you popping?
Just seemed a little all over the place.
I don't know, like the coming back and the, you know, didn't seem too sure about...
I'd start crying though.
Your answers was a little awkward, I'm putting.
Okay.
Thank you.
Why don't you head back?
All right, well once again, thank you for coming Porsche, let's give it up for her guys.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
What?
He just over here irritated!
Like he just irritated 24x7 that one!
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh my fucking god, I can't.
Oh my god, y'all.
That is so fucking funny.
Okay, I gotta fucking guys, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna
POOP, I have to POOP!
Like, let me go, I need to leave.
Okay, no, but I am gonna get off here, I'm gonna get off here now, okay?
Um, but I will see you tomorrow.
I will see you tomorrow.
I will see you tomorrow on the Butch Lorette being streamed on Katie's channel, The Real
Katie B. Okay, so go follow Katie if you don't already.
It's going to be at 4 p.m. PST, so you'll see me there, 4 p.m. PST, I'll announce it
in the Discord before it goes live just in case anyone forgets.
So join the Discord if you haven't already.
If we could get a Discord pinned comment for like two seconds.
There you go. Perfect. Boom. There it is. It's an announcements only discord. So if you ever
miss the twitch notifications or you miss anything like that, you know, you know what
to do. Okay. Anyway, loving you. Loving you guys. I will see you tomorrow on Katie's channel.
And then I'll see you Thursday.
And I'm