I
Hello, why does it do this? Okay, Katie's did that too. I was just watching
Hope I
Had to change my my output too because it wasn't playing the music before too
What the hell? Okay guys, if you don't know what's going on today
Today is going to be the best day of my life. It is the butchera day. I'm going to be finding love today
Yes, my titties are out. Of course guys
I have to put the goods on display if I want to find a wife
So also what we are going to be doing right now is I have four minutes to do a full beat
So that's gonna be our that's gonna be our challenge for right now
We're doing a four-minute beat because I did, unfortunately, I did lay in bed.
Chai was laying on my lap, so like what do you want me to do?
Like Chai was laying with me, like that's my daughter, I couldn't get up, so we're going
to do a speed run and I'm going to show you how quick I really can get ready if needed.
Okay, quick drag, here we go, four-minute beat.
Also, I've convinced myself that Chai has this thing called feline hyperesthesia that
I see on Tik Tok because she licks her butt and her tail sometimes.
So let me know if your cat does that too or if I'm just being dramatic, but I've convinced
myself that she has that.
See look, like I don't know if she just is having fun or if she's just, I don't know.
Okay.
But basically it just means that they have this weird feeling on their skin and it bothers
them sometimes.
But I feel like kittens just do that.
Okay, well cats, she's not, well she is a kitten in my heart, she is.
Okay.
Kittens?
Okay, not too much cooter.
That's a baby.
Three minutes, that's okay.
I can do this.
Three minutes, that's plenty of time.
I don't even need more than that.
Actually wish that I had less time,
that's how quick I'm gonna do.
Actually wish that I had less time,
that's how quick I'm gonna blend this.
But anyway, guys, how's everyone?
How's everyone doing?
Are you feeling good?
Are we feeling good?
Feeling good to find the love of our lives?
Katie also texted me 30 minutes ago.
She said, are you gonna go live?
I was like, I don't know.
I thought like, I don't know.
Do you want me to do?
She was like, oh, what?
Wait, Katie, what Katie, what Katie do?
She's yelling?
Oh jeez, you have three minutes, K.E.
Oh girl, I know how to tell time.
Tell her I know how to fucking tell time.
Oh god, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
Two minutes.
Is she watching me?
Oh my god.
I got this.
We got this, y'all, don't worry about me.
We got this, don't worry about me.
What you got this okay, okay, fast as fuck boy, fast as fuck boy, fast as fuck boy, okay.
Oh my god, so, so sorry, excuse me.
So sorry, excuse me.
Katie said no beef yet.
Wait, beef?
I thought we're all, oh my god, one minute, one minute, okay, hold on.
I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there though. No, I'm gonna be there though
I'm gonna be there though. Don't even worry about me. Oh my god. I'm like missing the hole
I'm gonna be there though
It's like a RuPaul's Drag Race mini challenge. That's all
That's all
A little bit too much. Oh god. Okay, buff that out. That's fine. That's fine now
Fuck it's four.
It's four.
o'clock okay it's four o'clock hold on it's four o'clock everyone everyone it's four o'clock
Fuck!
Katie said she'd take your time.
Oh.
You know, and I never even needed a lip liner like I never even needed one of those, actually.
Christina, could you bring me a setting spray from my bathroom drawer?
The other bathroom, my bathroom, a setting spray in the right bathroom drawer.
Lady says hurry now. Okay, I'm on my way right now.
What is that noise?
No one's going to tell me that annoying noise?
Why is the music 900-
What's happening? You don't hear that?
What's going on?
What's what?
What's wrong with my-
You don't hear the music like going a million miles an hour. What's what the fuck is happening? Oh
My god, that was the weirdest thing. Okay, I just fixed itself
Just spray you with one that one
Okay, perfect, thank you, okay
How do I look, girls?
Do I look okay?
Okay, a little wet. Perfect. That's exactly what I wanted. Okay.
Here we go.
And that's how you do a five-minute beat. Four minutes, dare I say, actually. Okay.
How do I join this? Request to speak? Hello? Why can't you hear me? Mute music. How do
I do this? How do I hear her? One speaking 12 in audience. Girl, I've never done this.
Am I supposed to be able to hear her in this or no?
Oh, I'm deafened.
Who's it?
Okay.
We have ten people plus our vanilla plus our mod Zara.
Wow.
Vanilla, I'm going to call you up in just a second.
Okay.
I'm going to put myself big cam.
Not because I think I look good, but because I have some ground rules to cover.
Totally fine.
So, in chat.
It's my fourth time doing it.
We know by now.
We have to respect all of these wonderful women who have put themselves out there to do this show and be on stream in front of millions of people.
Poison Ivy, thank you for the 10. So mods are going to be on it, but let's just keep ourselves check.
We're not hating on anybody. We're not being rude. It's all going to be love for them.
Mute the music? Why? I like it. You don't like it?
And then honestly to the contestants. Thank you guys so much for applying you guys were great and amazing
I really appreciate it and if
At any chance during this you need a bathroom break or something pop a hand up because I'm not so proud to take a bathroom break
I'll try and build one in because it is probably gonna be a few hours of this so
Let's call up vanilla mace here. It looks chapter
Oh, thank you for the five.
Oh, okay, okay, so let's just see one second here.
So I did turn on my virtual camera, so make sure I have it on here.
Okay, no, no guys, just hold on.
Oh, okay.
Paige, thank you.
Can you see me now?
Nope?
How about now?
It's loading.
Okay, so we lost your mic completely there.
Oh, wait, did you hear me?
Yeah, well when you yell, it just completely, it's just...
Oh, okay.
Oh God!
Is it better?
Yeah.
Better?
Yeah.
Okay, beautiful makeup.
It looks stunning.
Thank you.
Wow, these, I mean, they're gonna get nervous talking to you.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling pretty good, I'm feeling pretty good actually.
I am excited, I'm excited to meet everyone
and I'm just, yeah, I'm just looking for love,
so what can I say?
Looking for love, right?
Yeah, and I totally get it.
Are you nervous at all?
Or do you feel pretty confident?
I'd say I feel pretty confident.
I wanna hear you.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, you can't hear me?
Pretty.
Wait, I think it cut out like mine cut out
little bit. But that is okay. Okay. So what are some qualities you look for, you know, just in
a partner, just when you're when you're looking for love? I would say that I look for somebody who
is funny. I look for somebody who is caring. And somebody who just supports me. Okay, beautiful.
Well, okay. I'm gonna call these people up. Somebody's in the chat, so am I the only one who can't see her?
Hopefully that was earlier. Hopefully they can see us and hear us. I'm gonna start...
Apparently everybody in the chat is all of those things, but guess what?
She's picking from this panel down here, us.
So, I will let you know. The only thing really for you is let me know if you need anything.
If whatever feel free to ask any follow-up questions to anybody whatever your vibe is feel free to chit chat to them
And then in the audience just hey be yourself. I'm here for you if you need anything
I'm willing to be that source of comfort for you. Let's just go in order here
For the audience. This is just a quick intro round for all of you guys to get you up on the stage
We're gonna start with easy here. I just want everyone to give an intro say your name say your age
You know tell us anything you want about yourself describe yourself what you like to do whatever you do
Just a quick intro for us. Okay easy. I'm gonna I'm gonna invite you up to speak first queen me vanilla mace
Hey
Yeah, what's but oh my god, what's up?
Tell us a little bit about yourself. My name is as I'm 26. I'm a bartender
But I make a mean cocktail or mean mocktail vanilla
Okay, I do I do drag I host karaoke
I live in Washington state, but my gay has been worth for the airport
So I get free flights to LA whenever you want. Call me beat me if you want to reach me, okay? Okay?
I
A little interjection there right because when you say gay husband I
Just I'm a little confused on that could you break maybe down that lore or yeah, absolutely
So me and my husband got married at a very young age because of my religious parents and we're best friends
So we decided to stay married lavender marriage
Literally
I feel like Zara Larson in the like dolphin
Yeah. Wow. Wait, that's actually awesome. Yeah, it really is. It really is. That's
what I'm talking about. It is. Okay. Wonderful. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Sorry
for calling you easy. I will now call you guys from now on. This is why we do, oh, period.
This is why we do the intros, right? Right, right, right. Okay. Next on our list,
Hunter, I'm inviting you to speak.
Hi, can you hear me?
Yes, hello.
Well, hi, how are you?
So happy to be here, how are you doing?
I'm doing great, how are you?
I'm good.
Okay, so my name is Hunter, I'm 26.
I'm from New York.
And I did apply to this
because I am also a sober baddie and also used to work in the redacted industry, like yourself.
So, and I also can't even drink caffeine. I'm a very anxious, anxious girl. So I think we have a lot of common interests.
We could get along quite well. And I can treat you right. Okay. Okay. All right. Love to hear it.
A lot of similarities there.
Thank you, Hunter!
Next up, Sierra.
Let's meet her.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm doing good. How are you?
Good. You look good.
Oh, I wasn't talking to you, Katie. Sorry.
Oh, to vanilla.
I'm Sierra. Nice to meet you. I'm 31. I am originally from New York, but I live in Tampa,
Florida now, unfortunately. And I'm a TV producer. So yeah. Yeah, a little crazy.
Very cool. Wow, a TV producer. Wonderful. Thank you, Sierra, for joining us. Next up,
We got tech.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, hello.
Thank you.
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
Thank you.
Hey, my name is Tech.
I'm 26.
I brought this rose for you specifically.
Sorry, my hat's been a little crazy.
No, totally fine.
Thank you.
Wow.
I'm an entrepreneur.
in spirit, five, eight on paper.
That's what they say, but yeah, yeah, exactly.
Let's see, I make content.
So, you know, I am funny.
I know that's what you're looking for.
So I did, I brought the hat for you
and I'm happy to be here.
So this is for you.
All right, all right, hell yeah.
Good manners.
Love the fedora in the tie there.
Thank you for coming.
Yeah.
Dressed very well for four occasion.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
Jenny! Let's meet Jenny!
Hi! Um, this isn't live, right? I can do last looks.
No, you're not. Go for it.
No, it is fully live.
You can edit it out later, right?
We can not, unfortunately, it is live, so...
Oh, actually, this isn't lipstick.
It's a flame, because I'm burning with love.
Ooh!
I'm lighting an eternal flame.
That it will keep burning throughout this evening and forever more.
Wow, okay.
For you.
It's just going to be on the side.
It's not going to blow out.
It'll be, I can check in throughout the night if you want to see it.
But hi, I'm Jenny.
I'm 31.
I'm based in Brooklyn and I have a day job, a nine to five.
That's kind of boring.
But at night I do comedy and entertainment and content creation and drag and improv and a little of everything.
Thank you.
Nice.
Holy, what a resume there.
Wow.
Yeah.
I do comedy as well.
So, it's nice to meet you.
You look medium.
Great.
Love to gasp around with people.
Yeah, me too.
I like that for sure too.
We could do that.
Definitely another day.
Let's get to Angelique now.
Thank you, Jenny.
Angelique!
Hello, how are you?
Oh my God, can you hear me?
Yes.
I'm having like technical difficulties.
No, we can hear you.
Yes, no, you're good.
Oh my God, hi, I'm so happy to be here.
How are you doing?
Doing good, how are you?
Amazing now.
So hi, my name is Angelique.
I'm 25 years old, Native New Yorker over here.
I'm also a tourist.
I have a nine to five corporate batty job.
I work in like a mental health field
as an event coordinator, but I'm also creative.
So I act, I sing, I model, all that good stuff.
I would say the main, my main creative thing to do
is probably sing.
I'm like a professional singer, songwriter,
I have a band, we perform, it's a great time.
OK, nice.
Give us a little note, real quick.
Give us a little.
Woo!
OK.
Let's go at the same time.
Ready?
Three, two.
Right, right.
Yeah, Katie, you sound good there.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I don't want to overshadow her voice,
but I just wanted to try something there.
when you meet a fellow musician, so.
Beautiful.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Four more to me here, Angelique.
Let's go.
I mean, Anna, Anna, sorry, we just met Angelique.
Sorry.
A lot of people, a lot of names.
Sorry, Anna?
Hi. Hi, everyone.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm so excited to be here.
My name's Anna.
there's like a lot of 31 year olds on the chat. Yeah this is suspicious. I'm 31 I live in DC but I
was born in the Dominican Republic so Latina gang rise up and I am a lawyer but I'm fun I like to
put that out there as well. On this side I do comedy I know that you don't necessarily like
love female comedians. But I would say that I'm pretty funny. And I also do pinball professionally,
basically. Oh, I'm in a pinball league. Yeah. And even though I'm DC, I'm in DC, I'm willing to
to fly out to LA. And I do got to like that. So yeah. Okay. Wow. You can be a lawyer and be fun,
guys. Okay, they're not exclusive. Okay, is this Morgan Morgan, I believe, inviting you to speak?
Yes, it is Morgan. You got it right. Hey, hello. Vanilla first off, you look absolutely stunning.
Thanks for that out there. I'm Morgan. I am 26 years old. I live actually in downtown LA,
so I'm not too far right down the road. I am a teacher. I'm a teacher. I teach seniors so you know
the big kids. I'm an English teacher but I'm not quite a poet so I can't really follow up very well
with Jenny here but I'll try my best. I'm also a coach too. I coach girls varsity basketball.
I absolutely love those kids. You know in my free time I love to stream. I'm you know I
I would say a little bit goofy.
I got ADHD, you know, kind of bouncing off the walls every now and then.
But other than that, um, I love to watch a good sunset.
I love to read and I love to be around people.
So very extroverted.
Nice to be nice to meet you.
Jen, wait, you said it's, it's Morgan, right?
Yes.
You have that.
Okay.
You got it right.
You were like a first person to say it right.
So thank you.
I know you queen.
How would you feel if somebody in the chat said that you're their teacher?
Um, so mind you, that's why I don't have chat open and I told them to be okay. Um, you know
Right like no not your surrogates not your monkeys and if they're in chat, they
Let's go so vanilla remember that her mother's watching
Just have to think about that okay. Also a teacher so she's good well my mom watches all my streams
So then I'm the way I am already so just put vanilla's your mom watching right now
She'll she's gonna watch it back on YouTube later. She doesn't really understand the whole twitch thing
Okay, well when you're watching the VOD vanilla's mom this is for you
Thank you. I'll make sure that she sees that yeah, make sure
Okay, two more to me here breathe. Let's hear from you
Hi.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I want to let you know before I introduce myself that I did get my nails done just for you.
Did you?
I did.
And I heard they're kind of long, but don't worry.
I asked the nail tech to make these two shorter for me to spend Valentine's Day together.
I peep that.
Why?
Okay.
Anyway, my name is Bree.
Right, okay.
I'm 32 years old, and I'm here because I'm looking for love.
And as a lesbian, I am baddie for baddie, and obviously, Vanilla, you meet that standard.
So I'm very excited for tonight.
Okay.
Period.
Thank you, Bree.
Last one we're going to meet here is Sabrina.
but not least, or maybe least, we don't know, Sabrina.
Why would you say that?
OK, so that was rude.
Best for last.
Hi, I'm Sabrina.
I'm 25.
I do have a job, but that's not important.
I like to sew, and I make videos
where I bully men in a political setting.
Amazing.
Yeah.
I'm seeing that rug on your wall.
That's very nice.
And you know what?
She almost killed me.
I don't recommend putting it up on your wall.
Really?
Yeah, it's actually heavy as fuck.
It's like 10 pounds.
Good quality.
I got some tape off Amazon, double-sided.
It will tear down the walls when I move out.
But that's OK.
I did it for you, Vanell.
Thank you.
Wow.
Wow, well, that is the people you're
going to be choosing from.
You are going to have to, unfortunately, eliminate them,
which all ladies on here, I appreciate you for joining.
And it's obviously no hard feelings
for vanilla or whatever when your time comes to go.
But vanilla, after meeting everyone,
are you a bit nervous now?
Yeah, I am very nervous.
This is a stacked lineup.
This is a very stacked lineup.
It's a tough group here.
Yeah, and you're going to have to get rid of some.
So that's going to be really tough.
And it's, yeah.
So I'm just letting you know, if you want to dip out now,
let me know.
But I don't think you should.
No, I'm going to stay.
I'm going to see it through.
OK.
Period.
Well, we're going to get into round one here.
I got two sort of questions for you guys. Starting simple and easy in round one, I'll just start with somebody random and we'll go around vanilla. Keep in mind two people got to go after this round. Okay. Okay. Two people. So, okay. But we got two questions. Let's start with hunter. The question I'm going to give you is if you had to describe vanilla as an animal, what animal would you pick and why?
Wow, so first of all, I do mean this in the best way possible, but I do think in sort of the way, you are majestic like an Arwal.
When you do see one, it's in a very majestic setting. There's usually this perfect alignment and not everyone's as lucky to be honest.
Right, it's a rare, it's a rare experience.
Yeah, it's a very beautiful thing, but when you do see it and the light perfectly reflects
during that sunset and everything, the clouds look just right, that would be you.
That would be you.
It's beautiful.
That's a great answer.
I like that a lot.
That is good.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, Sierra, what you got for us?
Would help for me to unmute the mic, all right.
This might sound simple, but I'm going to go with a cat because they're independent, they're
baddies, let's be real, and you just got to give them their space to do their thing, but
you can just appreciate them, they're majestic, they're kind of sexy, I don't know, so you
know, I'm going to say cat and they're cuddly, when they want to be cuddly they
can be cuddly. Okay. Good answer. I think we would all pet vanilla like a cat. That's
a good answer. I didn't say that. Oh well, okay then. Yep, let me know. I won't even.
Right. Okay. Tech, what you got for us? Sorry. I really had to sit and think about this
for a second. I would say if I, does that have to be real or can it be fiction? Whatever
you want, however you interpret the question. I think I would say you could be majestic like a
unicorn. You kind of brighten people's days, you make them happier, and you have like this light
about you. I would say like, honestly, I would say your head could be like the horn, really. So I
would kind of say it's kind of similar to that. And your hair is always changing colors, kind
kind of like a unicorn's horn, if I would say unicorn.
Okay, okay.
Beautiful.
Not a real animal, but it is an animal, guys, right?
So that's a great answer.
Jenny, well, we don't know if it's real yet.
We can't say for certain it's not,
but Jenny, what you got for us?
Again, it took me a second to think about this.
I was between two, and this has nothing to do
with what you're wearing.
was gonna say it regardless. I feel like a cheetah is a beautiful animal that you
remind me of because cheetahs are the fastest animal and you have such a quick
quick wit about you and like cheetahs just seem like they'd be quick wit it
like they would be funny as well and have you ever seen a cheetah like walk
like it's like yeah a little shoulder action yeah I feel like I feel like a
shoulder action walk is giving your vibe it's very um you know nice okay all right
good answer good answer good description angelic
take your time queen we're here for you
Take your time, Queen.
Oh, Angelique, Queen.
Hello?
Yep, we got you now.
Okay.
I can't hear you guys at the moment.
No.
I promise I'm smart.
Okay, you're up.
You're up. What's vanilla as an animal? Okay. First thing that came to mind was
Mda. I'm also biased because I have a lot of panda
inventory. I don't know if somebody already said that, but I'm gonna speak my truth.
And I feel like it's good luck. It's cute, pretty, also strong, also chill. It has a lot of
of versatility. And yeah, I just, I have like a panda water bottle, actually, too.
Oh, cute. So that's my answer. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna sign a little bit, she can't hear. I'm gonna just do sign language for you.
Thank you. Okay, thank you. Honestly, poor girl with the tech struggles there. Thank you, Anna,
for helping her out. And Anna, you are up.
So actually the first animal that popped into my head immediately for some reason was a koala.
I don't really know too much about koalas, but, and this is a compliment.
I feel like they have a really round head. They have really round features that I like,
and I just want to hug one really bad. And they also give the energy of like,
they're going to jump on you like a tree. And I think you similarly give that energy.
And I would like to be jumped on.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's why you're good.
That's why you're good.
Yeah.
They'll be at the committee, though?
Okay.
So I wasn't going to bring that up.
Well, Vanilla, have you?
Well, because I'm just going to say you did tell me.
And I don't want to do it on, I don't want to do it on front of all these people.
But.
Let's just say me and the koala have had things in common before.
Yeah.
You know.
I didn't bring that up in my answer, right.
Yeah.
But, yeah, so, yep, okay.
The W answer, thank you. Thank you, Anna.
And let's go, Morgan.
Okay. Again, same thing.
I had to think about it for a second,
but the first thing that came to my mind was a fox.
Not only because they're kind of cat-like in a way,
but they're also really cute, but they're also really smart.
I feel like they're really smart really independent and I feel like that's kind of who you are
You can't take care of yourself, but you're also like sweet and I think there's that aspect of you
That's kind of like catlike
So yeah, that that would be what I would say a fox
There's a lot of foxes that would like come to our kept my cabin that we have back home
And I always loved them. We would feed them and stuff and they're not supposed to but I love foxes
I think foxes are really cool. So I would say fox nice. Okay
The cottage I'm gonna come to the cottage
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you picked up what I was putting down.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, right, right.
No, not you, Katie, so.
Bye, bud.
OK, not all three of us.
OK.
Well, there's only two.
There's only enough room for me.
Right, OK.
Well, I could sleep.
Oh, I can get my camera frozen.
Yeah, so we're actually good.
We're good.
Yeah, I think I got it.
Oh, great.
OK, thank you.
I don't know why vanilla is frozen, but that's OK.
No, that's great.
Hold on.
Oh, that's, do your thing.
Do your thing.
I'm just going to be a second.
So how's everybody doing?
What's it like saying means for the first time?
Is anybody nervous?
No, I'm scared actually now.
So OK, Morgan, we can mute, right?
We can mute.
Yep.
So yep.
I'll call you one by one up if you know, you know.
No, thank you.
OK, Vinil, are you OK?
I'm trying to figure out.
Yeah, OK, should be right now.
I think my camera just unplugged.
that's all. Take your time. Take your time. Okay. I can give him. Oh, perfect. Oh, no,
that is really perfect. I'm just really glad that it's doing that. Wait, yeah, I
was frozen again for you. Yeah, wait, hold on. Oh, no. Don't worry, I'll show up.
I'll go big camp for him. I'm just making myself big. I'm sorry, I'm on my screen
just massive and this is really funny. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do your
Let me see if this is a me thing or oh, okay, right
Just give me a second here
So sorry about this guys. No, you're okay. You're okay
So chat how is everybody feeling?
Sing okay. Oh, well unfortunately. She's back right where I am yeah, you saw I see you
I see you unfrozen right now.
You see me right now.
Oh, my stream doesn't see me right now.
Hold on, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Do whatever you got on your virtual camera, whatever.
It is fully black now, but.
Oh, that's good.
OK.
So right now your stream can't see you?
No, so now they can see me and you can't see me.
No, I see you now.
Oh, you can see me?
No, no, you're good.
Okay, sorry about that.
So sorry.
Oh, we see ya.
So sorry, ladies.
Sorry about that.
Okay, there we go, no worries.
We missed you.
Okay, we left off more, okay.
As is up.
What animal would Vanilla be?
Obviously she's a human, but.
Obviously, obviously.
If she were an animal, I would say like a deer
or a baby doe,
because look at her eyes,
like we all know where her eyes look like.
and majestic, light on her feet and a little bit anxious.
You're like, it's vanilla.
I like that.
Thank you.
Amazing.
OK, Brie, what you got for us?
I'm thinking maybe like a golden retriever, but a sexy one.
And we could go to the park and maybe play fetch.
And then if you bring the stick back or whatever I throw back,
I could give you a treat.
OK.
That's what I'm thinking, Golden Retriever.
Hey, I'll take it.
OK.
A little treat, you say.
And finally, I believe Sabrina is our last one here.
Love putting the last.
I'll take it as a compliment.
I would say Vanilla would be a ladybug.
They're very important.
They make our flowers, our gardens beautiful and safe
from aphids, they're prone to imitation, lady beetles,
not ladybugs, and they're lucky, and so are you.
That's what I think.
Thank you.
She's blushing, she's blushing.
Okay, amazing answers there.
I believe everyone had a different animal.
Vanilla, did any of those stick out to you?
Do you feel like you're an animal specifically,
that nobody said?
Honestly, I haven't really put too much thought into it.
I feel like I have always leaned more towards cat
It's just like the safe answer, you know, but
You know, I do think everyone's made sense in their own way. Yeah, they described it well. Yeah, they did a good job
I wonder I wonder what animal they would think I I wish we had more time. Oh, yeah
I wish we that would be good. We could yeah, we I mean, yeah, but like realistically
Okay, all right one more question in round one and then those y'all got to go
So I hope y'all I kind of prepared you for this hopefully everybody saw the message
I wanted you to find a little trinket because vanilla likes a little trinket
So I wanted you to kind of show us a trinket that you resonate with that you like and tell us why why do you like it?
Why do you want to show it to vanilla? Okay?
Let's start with we'll do Angelique last because she might be having tech issues as
We'll start with you
Okay. I consider this a trinket. It's a little big, but it's a fully ceramic, sunny angel,
hand painted by my mother in the 80s. Wow. And it's like the arms are a little bit jinky
and they're held up by strings, but come on. You can count that as a trinket, right?
That's vintage. That's a vintage trinket. A family heirloom, if you will.
Yeah, yeah, to be passed down to generations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe archildren or something.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Very cool.
Bray, you're up next.
OK, the trinket that I picked out, I actually made this.
It's a bone folder keychain.
I don't know if you have ever seen that before.
It's kind of used when you do paper crafts.
And I like this because I'm a zine maker
and I publish my own magazines and stuff like that.
So I like to keep this on me just to kind of like show people
that I'm good with my hands.
I'm a craftswoman.
OK.
Like to do stuff like that.
So this is something you could look forward to.
I could make you trinkets of your own.
I love that.
Love that.
Very creative.
You know.
Beautiful.
Sabrina, you're not last this time.
So what you got for us?
Thank you so much.
So mine's kind of a two fur, but they're the same.
So we have, of course, me and my fairy girlfriend
on a unicorn.
And this could be you.
Of course we'd be waked up
because that's not my hair color, but that's okay.
And we're just glittery.
I don't know if that really is coming through.
But I got this at an arcade in random.
And I honestly, the best arcade gift you could ever have.
Like gorgeous.
love it like that they hunter
okay so my trinket is my favorite blind box figurine here they are very beautiful
and i know this is a touchy subject for you so i don't want to rub it in but
this is my favorite because this was my first choice on the back of the box so i did get it at
at the first try.
I know you do have issues with that in the past.
I think that I am pretty lucky.
So I think if we were to go to, like,
Hotmart together, we could have some luck
in a similar way I could probably help you in that department.
OK, OK.
That's good to know.
And what series is that, might I ask?
This is the Go Homo.
Go Homo.
I know these series.
Go Homo.
They're very Go Homo.
Homosexual, possibly.
OK.
Right.
So close, but not exactly.
OK.
Thank you for clarifying.
Pretty.
I've never seen those.
I like it.
Well, the Sierra?
OK, this is my prized possession.
This is my little man.
He's my little mole.
I love him because he always looks a little bit anxious.
But that's, you get it.
That's me too.
And he sleeps with me every night.
But yeah, he said he's willing to scoot over.
So we can make a spot for you.
OK.
This is my little man.
Oh, OK.
Love him.
Very cute.
Tech, show us your trinket.
All right, so this one I brought out
from the relics from high school.
It's my one direction bobblehead.
I do have the whole entire collection.
I only brought one.
I didn't want to be greedy, right?
So this is name.
Can you show which one that is?
Okay, thank you.
Yes, this is name.
Let me get it closed.
It looks just like it.
You can see the dust.
We could tell it's kind of old.
But I think this means a lot to me.
I've had it since high school
and I have the whole collection on to flex.
But I do got the whole collection.
And also I have another thing for you.
Sorry to be an overachiever, but my heart.
Oh!
Oh, okay, okay.
That was a real one though.
No, no, no.
I'm a real one just because I'm concerned.
You ain't got to worry, yeah.
Very smooth, very smooth.
OK, Jenny?
So I love trinkets.
I have them all throughout my apartment.
I love Dice By as a kid.
So I kind of, when I got my own place,
I was like, yeah, I'm going to just have my blind boxes
like hidden throughout.
I like Minsky's.
But I brought something else to the table
because I didn't want to move them from their little,
you know, they're at home there.
I don't want to make the more interest than Smynsky's already are, you know?
So, I brought my emergency clams, you normally say emergency clams.
Oh, okay, emergency clams.
Wow, you never really need them.
Yes, you never know when you're going to need these.
Sometimes in a bind, you know, I come from a long line of clam diggers and other clam-related,
You know, and like sometimes a lady just needs a clam in her life, you know?
But actually I got this at Meow Wolf Omega Mart and it's honestly such a fun place and that would be a fun date perhaps.
Yeah, okay. I've never actually even heard of that, but I will have you know that I actually do carry around an emergency beef stick at all times.
And that's, I literally call it my emergency beef stick because you never know when hunger is going to strike.
Absolutely. And, you know, I always bring snacks.
Yeah. Okay.
You guys are very prepared. Two people I'd want to be within an emergency.
Anna, what's your trinket?
This is actually my newest trinket.
So my friend went to Japan and she got me a bunch of stationery and a bunch of little things.
and she knows that I really like Sylvainian family stuff.
I don't know if you can even feel like I'm on YouTube.
So it's this little tiny like key set.
Okay.
And I had it, okay.
It's kind of hard to show you without it toppling over.
But I have a bunch of Sylvainian family stuff
and I love miniatures.
I make my own miniatures too.
I don't know if you can talk
by those freaking doll houses back.
Yeah, so, and it just means a lot to me
because I really want to go to Japan.
And I know that you, vanilla, want to also go to Japan
first class.
And I can take you there.
I can take you there.
OK, we might have to make some arrangements.
We should do that.
That would be a fun trip for us to take.
So thank you, Anna.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Right.
So yeah, let's just go to Morgan here.
Morgan, what's up?
OK, so I'm a very sentimental person, actually.
Like, anything somebody gives me,
I'm gonna like keep it forever
cause like you got me something like,
so one of my basketball girls for my birthday
actually painted me a little like Red Bull energy drink
flower pot.
And then they put like a little basketball on the bottom
with like, we love you.
Ooh, we about to break it, my mind.
But it just meant a lot to me because I love Red Bull.
I'm not really a coffee girly.
I'm not addicted to Red Bull,
but I will say I love me some Red Bull.
And so it just meant a lot.
And my kids mean everything to me.
So I was like, of course I got to bring a trinket
that reminds me of my kids.
Yeah, anything that people give me I'm a keep
and this isn't one of those trinkets.
So, you know, not to get sappy and sentimental, but yeah.
Okay, okay.
Cute.
Very wholesome stage you're there.
Very wholesome.
Thank you.
Okay, and last one here.
Angelique, how are you doing?
Are you good now?
Good queen. I don't know am I? Hey, I think so. I think so. What you got for us?
Oh yeah. Okay. I got this beautiful girl right here. This is my first like ever blind box that I
like I ever opened. So I started getting into it and then I was like, okay, I need more. So this
was the one that set it off for me. She's sleeping. There's like a bunch of like evil eyes. It's
very mystical. I also consider myself to be a very like spiritual girlie. So this very
much resonated with is that a skull color? Who is she? Yeah, and she has like a moon
and stars and like beautiful like eye shadow. Nothing. I love an app. So it's like it's great
because she's sleeping.
Love to sleep.
Oh, yeah, I love that.
Yeah, so I had her by my bed so that I can have.
I'm also an anxious girl.
It helps me to kind of relax.
Goodbye, you get me.
So yeah, this is a, I think I'm going to name her Sylvie.
Is this Sylvie?
Sylvie, cute, OK.
Wow, well, thank you.
Thank you all.
Thank you all for coming prepared here,
coming with your trinkets, answering the questions,
Unfortunately, we have to get down to one person, which means after this round, we have to start the eliminations to people. Vanilla, it's no hard feelings, right? But two people out of go.
Okay. Right now.
So, sorry, yeah, so right now you literally have to take two of them and tell them that
and look, just, you know, whether it was, you just weren't feeling their animals, their
trinkets, you know, but, um, yeah.
Okay.
Let me have a look around.
And you, okay, you want to know what, I feel like every time I watch people on a
Dating show I'm like oh my god just vote somebody all like ever than now that I'm the one doing it
I'm like why is it like no cuz cuz like y'all are all tea like y'all are really all
Right yeah, I can't handle all that that's a crowd. Yeah, right
Okay, I'm
So too to people have to say good-bye to people
When you so just you can go like one by one to or you can say at the same time and guys if you're the people
I'm gonna give you some time to say your last goodbye so you don't have to leave right away, but yeah
Okay, I'm gonna say
Okay, well
Okay, I'm gonna have to say farewell to
She can't vote me.
I'm literally...
Wait, can I...
Never mind.
I was going to ask to see a trinket again,
but then I remembered what the trinket was.
Okay.
I'm going to say goodbye to first person.
It's going to be Hunter.
Hunter Queen.
I'm so sorry.
Hunter Queen.
Hunter, I'm gonna put you big cam for your final words.
Thank you for joining us.
We really appreciate you so much.
You were lovely.
Shout yourself out, say any last words you want.
This is for the four of yours.
Thank you so much.
Okay, guys, super cool.
Thank you for having me.
Vanilla, you are beautiful.
Everyone here is so gorgeous.
I was so nervous the whole time.
But everyone, if you guys wanna follow me,
I'm Hunter on almost all platforms, three eyes, three R's.
So if you're in love with me,
your time to confess is now.
Yes.
My deans are open, thank you.
Hunter, you are gorgeous.
I love your voice.
This is really, I mean, all of you,
like this is very hard, this is very hard.
So you're stunning though.
It's okay.
I hear you clean, don't worry.
Thank you, Hunter.
We appreciate it.
We'll have to say farewell.
Farewell, Hunter.
Okay, and let me see the second person that I'm going to have to say goodbye to is going
to be.
I'm sorry. Sabrina. Sabrina.
You are big cam. Unfortunately,
we've lost you. The age is
much. How old are you again?
25. Okay. You hit that
because you look young. You
and this is a compliment. You
look even younger than 25 and
that's a compliment. Not in
best day of my life so it's okay and you know I'm just glad to be here and you
know vanilla will always be in my heart. Yes and thank you and thank you for
being here and what was that? Of course I just forgot to do the shout-out part.
Oh yes please. So again I'm 25 but my name is Teenage Witch because my name is
Sabrina so we can just put that all out there. So Teenage Witch with two
eyes on like anything Instagram I think they're my actually Instagram
doesn't have an underscore YouTube might have an underscore and I used
stream maybe well once one day. All right. Bye. Thank you for having me everyone. Bye Queen.
Farewell. Wow. And then there were eight. It's tough eliminating them, isn't it?
Dude, that genuinely why did I like I'm sweating. I'm so nervous and they
fuck. I know. That's how I feel when I pick the contestants that I can only get 10. It's
like I want to do all of them because they're all amazing. So I can only imagine.
No, they really they really were all amazing. They really were all amazing
So for this next round, I'm just gonna have you guys do one thing
I'm gonna give you two three ish minutes
So you can really do your thing here, but I told you how to get something to draw with a pen a paper
I want you to design a tattoo for vanilla
And after this she's gonna have to eliminate to your guys will go around and explain it and show it and
She's gonna have to eliminate the two that are her least favorite. So get the drawing here
I'll start a timer, but I'll kind of just read the room
Here y'all go man
Two three minutes here
So
That's a good question I'd want I want to say at this point maybe around
around 30. Stop counting. I'd say around that there.
You got to say. I like my back piece because it's one of my more recent ones and it took
forever. So did that hurt? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, really. Did they all hurt? No, some hurt more
than others. But some are, you know, some are, some are easy. Like our arm, like outside
of the arm that should skate but yeah but then I recently got the outside of my
thigh that shit was one of the most painful ones I ever did so it just really
it really just depends on the person anything you regret um oh yes yes I do
have a few stupid ones that I would definitely if I could just maybe have a
redo on them for sure yeah I'm not done or like you just don't you kind of
through out of, like...
Oh, it's... it's unfortunately about two pixels, but...
Okay, okay.
Do you get the gist of it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not great. It's not great.
Yeah.
But, um, what does it say?
It says, Star Girl.
Star Girl!
I don't know, fuck a Star Girl.
I'm calling you that from now on.
I'm changing your contacts of my phone to Star Girl.
Okay, Fira, you know what? That's fine with me.
with me.
That's fine with me.
Why'd you get it?
You just like, like, you thought like you were a star girl?
Okay, so, okay, well, you know I'm a star girl, so don't try it, first and foremost.
No, so actually it's, okay, so it's actually off of, it's not off of that song.
I feel like a lot of people think that, but it's actually, I like Lana Del Rey,
it's the star girl interlude.
It's it's the her version. It's the Lana version. It's the long
Artist there
Would you ever oh right? Yes. Oh, yes when they did the clock yeah
Um or no when she did the his song and then hurry up. So would you ever possibly get not how much money to get my name
Tattooed on you or would you never ten bucks Katie? I have so many stupid
I'll tattoo just about anything on me at this point like
I'll fire you think you'll get a lot more um yeah eventually yeah
I love it. Okay. Contestants, I'm gonna give you guys about, uh, let's go 45 more seconds.
45 more seconds. So start wrapping it up. Um, y'all better not be doing some damn Picasso
art on it. Okay. Just something. Oh, we got, oh, we got brushes out. Okay. And I'm not
playing. Oh, who got brushes though? Oh, maybe the best one. Maybe you get it.
knows. Everybody seems to be very locked in. I really appreciate how serious
everybody is taking this. So I know I'm really excited to see to see what they did
and how they you know describe it why they picked it for you. Okay yeah can I
wait also me and I have the same sunny angel. All right how cute is that? I
I think Ez has got a pull back there.
Oh, yeah!
I think that might be...
I didn't even see that actually.
I think that might be...
That might be selling back there.
Okay.
It's...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Pencils down!
Pencils and brushes down!
Okay!
Everybody, everybody!
Okay, everybody, everybody, stop it.
Alright, I'm a little scared here because the quality for some of the people has been really pixelated,
so I'll try and give you all the best image.
But do your best to describe it.
I don't know why sometimes it just pixelated.
So just describe it and tell us what you got.
Let's start here.
Let's go with Anna, since she had all the brushes out.
Okay. So what I have here is unfinished, untitled artwork. I was kind of going for like a buskiat
sort of feel that would be really artsy fartsy. And what I was trying to represent here is
our cats together as a family. So I know that you have two cats. I also have two cats.
One of them is not pictured here just because of the time constraints, so I think we should
get matching cat tattoos and like a really fun, like, artistic.
I see, like, love that, love that, so that's me, beautiful.
Okay, I think Morgan is up next.
Okay.
So my view, I'm not an artist. I'm not
So I try to be creative, but it kind of just looks like a
Okay, let me just I don't know if I'm lagging so I try to get creative
I try to do your Virgo star sign with a little camera and it didn't work out the way I wanted it to
But you know, it's a picture. It's definitely it's definitely a picture. No, it's I see what you're okay
Well, when you now that you explain what it is, I know exactly. Yeah, I can see exactly what that is
The concept is there the concept is there, but the skills may not be
But it's okay because I can make up for what I lack here in other ways. Okay. Um,
Yeah, I'm a talker not as much an artist so my bad. Okay. Okay
It's good. It's very good. Angelique. What do you have for us?
Okay, so I actually, I took out my sketchbook because I also, I also do just love to doodle.
So let me see if you could see this. I just doodle a whole bunch of different things.
Oh wow. And let me show you. So it's kind of giving like healing your inner child kind of
very whimsical. I like to close my eyes and draw, which I like to try to draw faces. So I like
kind of how there's like two eyes here nose lips and it's kind of looks distorted kind of abstract and we have this face here
That's like hard eyes because you know trying to find love
hard eyes for you
And then some like abstract imagery of the stars hearts flowers and such just let my mind run wild
And I think it would look nice on like look nice on the body, especially a colored design fine line
Okay
Very cool. Great symbolism. Abstract. Okay. Yes.
Okay, so my best work.
Wow. It's pretty self-explanatory. I mean, right. And it's, yeah.
I mean, he's looking a little scary, but all right. No, but that's,
that's what he looks like. He kind of has that little look
in his face. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Yeah.
I love that.
Thank you.
Amazing drawing.
Bree.
Okay.
I was thinking of something kind of simple, but still kind of cunty.
And so I made this, says Brad, and it has the little halo and the stars.
It's giving Y2K.
I don't know why I feel like this would look really good on your arm or maybe somewhere
on the shoulder, something simple like that.
And I would definitely be down to get the matching tattoos.
Okay.
That would be cute.
That is cute.
Thank you.
Lovely.
Sierra?
Okay.
Let's keep in mind, I'm not an artist, okay?
Let's just keep that at the front.
Okay.
I also don't know why I made it this size, but maybe you just want a small little dainty
tattoo.
It's supposed to be a little flower pot because, you know, I thought, well, one,
It's the flowers that I get you on our first date. I don't know
but also
that we can grow together and you know grow from our little pot and
You also when I think of you, I'm just like she's just a flower. She's just growing you're like more beautiful every day
So I thought that would be a nice reminder. I love that. That's a great answer. I love that
About to tear up here
Emotional bushler up moments tech you're up
Okay, I'm actually like super excited about this. So I am an artist. Unfortunately, like some people are I am. So I don't want to show you this right.
It's a little hard to see. So I'm going to need you to see the vision. I'm going to explain it thoroughly.
Hopefully, yeah. Hope that vanilla can see that.
Yes. So this is actually the ice cream cone to signify vanilla.
Okay.
Like that's you itself, right?
Uh huh.
So that is Chai Amiso right there.
Okay, I'm seeing it. Okay, I'm seeing it.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, that looks good.
And you see like the drips.
Yeah.
Stunny angels.
That's two boys kissing.
That's heated rivalry.
Right, of course.
And then right here, that is, if you look behind you,
you're Space Molly.
I know you keep all my big dreams, but no.
Like, absolutely, that looks just like it.
Yeah, and then I put like the drips,
so that way a kid like show that.
It's melting, but like you stay firm,
so you put an ice cream down.
Love that.
Thank you.
I doubtful, honestly.
Really good.
Way to make the most of your time there.
And Jenny, last one here.
OK, I'm not an artist, so don't judge.
But in this amount of time, I designed this sticker
that I think would look really good on you.
Just kidding.
I got this at an antique store, but I didn't know what to do.
This notebook I just bought, and it was in there.
And look how cool that tattoo would be.
It even has a cat.
That would be cool.
I did also draw it's my Trixie Mattel notebook so it's brand new I just got it
but it's a Miso and Chai that's like a yin and yang with her tails okay very
creative I just thought I thought I don't know and then I drew a flower because I
was like these cats are not enough right so I drew I drew a flower because um
Um, flowers are great tattoos, and yes, um, so, because I gave up on this, so, cats, what
do you want more cat tattoos of your cat?
I absolutely want.
Couldn't you see, couldn't you see like an artist doing like a really cool artsy, like
they're like mushed together in a weird cool way with their tails?
The vision was there and the creativity was there, absolutely, absolutely.
Execution, you know, we can work on, right.
But it's it's not about execution. It's about the thoughts guys, and it's about the way that you described them
Which was amazing. Thank you all. I believe we got everyone there
so
vanilla
done done
We got a kick too well, and I love to ask you a question
Oh
Ask a follow-up question to anyone if you need to see some more. Does it have to be regarding what we just did?
No, no, if you got a side question, okay, I would like to know everyone's everyone's star
science. I would. I hate to be that girl, but I would like to know. Okay. Let's go. Let's
just go easy here. Easy. I mean, or I mean, not I didn't mean to call you. I was saying
let's go easy and let's start with as and then I accidentally said easy. That is fully
I'm going to go full cam as I absolutely apologize queen. I'm going to go back to
you what is your stars.
But also, someone in the chat said big three.
I'm not sure, at least, oh, Jenny asked big three.
I would appreciate big three if you know them.
If you know your big three, if not, no problem.
Torres Sun.
Cancer Rising Aries Moon.
OK, thank you.
You're welcome.
Katie, what's going on over there with her?
Is she writing on her wall?
Katie, OK.
Guys, wait, did it only freeze?
Yes.
Oh, none of y'all froze.
Just me.
Yes, you.
Not a single soul.
OK.
Let me collect myself.
OK, let's move on.
We got your big three.
OK, Brie, on to you.
OK, my big three.
I'm a Scorpio sun, Libra rising, and a Pisces moon.
OK.
Wonderful.
Thank you.
Sierra.
Okay, I am a Gemini.
I know they get a lot of hate, okay?
I will say though, I don't think I fall
into like the crazy Gemini stereotype.
I think my personality, where the split comes in,
I'm very introverted, but I can also be extroverted.
So I'm like, I'm ready to stay in
because I don't want to be social.
I'm tapped out, but then at the same time I'm like,
no, let's go out, let's have a good time, let's have fun.
So I feel like that's where it comes in.
And I did have to look up what mine are on my co-star,
because I don't know them off the top of my head,
but so I'm a Gemini Sun, a Sagittarius,
Moon, and a Scorpio rising.
I don't know what that means, but.
I don't honestly, but being honest,
I don't really know too much either,
but I just like to hear them.
Okay, well then there you go.
Tech, what are you, big three?
Unfortunately, I only got the big one,
So I'm an Aries.
We're graying my birthday is April 10th.
Hold the happy birthdays.
OK, coming up.
Well, yeah, I'm an Aries.
So I will take those your fancy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Jenny?
I'm a Leo sun, a Capricorn rising, and an Aries moon.
OK, OK.
Amazing.
Anna?
I also have to look this up.
I am a Virgo Sun, an Aries Moon, and a Sagittarius Rising.
OK.
Morgan?
I am an Aquarius Sun.
So I've got W Aquarius.
Just had my birthday.
I'm a Sagittarius Moon.
Thank you, thank you.
And then Aries Rising.
OK, OK.
And finally, Angelique.
I am a tourist sun, answer rising and Aquarius moon.
Okay, okay.
Wonderful.
And I'm a Libra.
So, um, right.
Oh, so, yeah.
So, uh, Vanilla, um, could that tell you a lot about them or what?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
You better read.
I think maybe.
I don't know.
Again, I don't know too much about it all, but I just was curious to
Yeah, that's a great question.
So two more still got to go.
Two more.
Okay.
Yep.
Okay.
And I'm going to be honest, I'm just glad there's no Pisces sunsigns in here.
So then that's no shade.
I'm just glad that no one's a Pisces, but if I get a little scared, I've got a little
bit of just feel shady, feel shady, feel shady, feel shady, feel shady, feel shady.
So I'm happy to hear that.
Two more people. Okay. I'm going to have to say goodbye to
I'm gonna say
Oh my f***ing God! I don't even know! Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
I'm gonna say goodbye to- Take your time. Take your time.
our decisive queen.
Oh my God this is so hard.
Okay.
I'm going to say goodbye to Sierra.
Sierra!
You are big camp queen.
Thank you for joining us.
Here's your final moment.
Thank you for having me.
I'm sad to say goodbye obviously but this was really cute.
it was really fun. Vanilla, you look good as always. And you guys in a serious way, thank
you for making all of your content that you do because it's so fun and like so much joy
in the world. So you guys are so cute. I love you. My Instagram is Sierra Noel with
two A's and my TikTok is SXNXP. Don't know why the hell I made it that, but that
is it just a bunch of letters yeah just some letters you know so nice to meet
you you're beautiful I love your mole he was great and yes just wish you the best
you're gorge thank you thank you bye Sierra bye okay that one hurt that one
hurt I'm not gonna lie to you that way yeah well guess guess what you got to go
one one so yeah we got to go I'm sorry okay I'm gonna have to go with
You know, it's cool. You know, I love you. It's fine. I had a great time here. Thank
you guys for having me. I had a blast. It was amazing. Hats off to you. If you guys
I'm just gonna follow my socials, it is T-E-K-K-Y-O-O-Z on everything, literally everything, Twitch, everything, please follow me, yay!
Also, I did want to say like, bro, Vanilla, Katie, I freaking love y'all, so this is such an honor, like I'm so honored to be here, thank you so much, like...
Love you, love you.
Thank you, Czech, thank you, Czech.
Love you, Czech.
Have a wonderful one, Czech.
Bye.
Oh made Anna big came there, but no worries. Okay
Everybody's getting moved to audience everybody's getting moved to audience
Everybody's getting moved to audience if you're in the audience
This is your time to go to the bathroom because we got a shell. We got a bomb shell
Bomb shell alert
Bomb shell tonight
Tonight the music seems so loud, but I'm inviting her to speak right now. We have a bombshell just dropped.
A fucking bombshell on the villa?
Are you serious?
Another bombshell has entered the villa.
I'll give you guys. It is our winner. It is our winner from the...
Bush sir to push the rent to go to bushes and go Tay
She won it, but unfortunately for some reason not everybody actually falls in love at the end of the show
So I want to give you guys some time to get to know each other catch up
No, if you want to ask her any questions, Tay if you want to introduce yourself first Taylor
I'll give you some time to introduce yourself to vanilla and just talk to her. Oh, I know I know she is
Yeah, I know you do but
But go ahead for people that might not know.
Hello guys, my name is Tay, if you didn't know, I was the Bushlet winner of the second one.
Unfortunately, things did not work out with me and Jaws, but I did see something online, vanilla of you saying,
if I need a shorter cry on, a dick to ride on, something like that.
like that. Well, um, so here's the thing. I have a rather enticing offer for you actually.
What about this? Me? You. Two tickets to Joe's barbecue butt massage. Barbecue sauce on my
rocker ribs on my rocker ribs um I know like this is kind of a lot to take in so
I'll give you a moment um oh oh oh she ain't fucking around oh my what are you
saying
Jones, barbecue, foo, sush.
How does that make you feel, Vanilla?
Okay, so...
What do I do?
I mean...
This is a bomb show. I just want you guys to get to know each other.
You can ask her her big three if you got any questions.
I just want to give y'all some time since Tay's just now joining us.
Right, right.
Jennifer, but feel out her vibe, you know what I'm saying?
Well shit, I mean it's nice to talk face-to-face. It's nice to be able to talk face-to-face.
I know it's the nice stuff that we talk to you. I love everything. Actually, I think that all things happen for a reason.
And you know, grass is green on the other side. Don't let your girlfriends stop you from finding your wife type shit.
But I don't know, I think that we can happen.
I'm just looking for somebody to do some gaffes with.
And I think that I could be the perfect solution for you
to all of your problems.
OK.
All right, Annie, can I get Mary asked your big three
as well?
My big three, the thing is, not quite sure,
but I'm a young lady.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Oh my god, wow.
Well, this is somewhat expected.
I cannot believe this.
Wow.
I know.
So dreams come true, right?
Yeah.
Let me ask, Tiff, you know, you were to win the show.
Why do you think you could treat vanilla right?
So after, you know, seeing some of the vanilla streams,
I just think that our sense of humor would really bond.
I am also a collector.
I love trinkets.
I actually have all of my babies here.
If you need a fashion show, I got you because I love putting clothes on them.
Cute.
And I just think that we have a fun time.
I love lollygagging, dilly-dallying.
Anytime that we hate, I know that we would just like have a ball because I can turn literally
anything fun.
Like we can watch a page together and we would just be teetian.
And like I said, I think I could be a solution to all of your problems.
You problem solver.
I, you know, tell me it like.
Okay, okay.
And what?
This is the beginning.
And I had a question, now I forgot it.
I'm flustered.
You see my fit I put on for you?
I'm literally the alter.
Yeah, I know.
This is very cute.
Very simple, it's Harpenter 11.
I'm sorry to steal the show,
but I think we should just make it official.
Like, should I even get in here?
No, we still have show left to finish.
We still have show left to finish.
I do love the eagerness.
OK, vanilla, any last questions for her?
What do you do?
So I do create content.
I do not post content.
YouTube or streamer.
So I know what that life is like, vanilla,
and I'm willing to take you away from it.
I think our first date low key could be well after Joe's barbecue, put my
followers a day in a spa off social media, me and you, bath robes, hot tub, arts and
crafts. Okay. Okay. What do you mean by arts and crafts? What do you mean by
arts and crafts?
Let's do it.
Right, right.
Okay.
No, I heard it.
And I think we know what she means, guys.
I think we know what she means.
I don't want to say it, but we have to, um, um, we, okay.
Now we got, so now we got seven contestants.
Thank you, Kay, for coming in as our bombshell here.
Spice things up a little bit.
Um, let me invite everybody back into the audience here,
The competition just got a little crazier. Hopefully they went to the bathroom if they needed
Welcome back everyone miss you all missing you terribly
Hopefully luckily nobody has left on their own. Okay, so it's next round
This is gonna be our toughest round yet because three people got to go after this
But Vanilla, this is the round that I left up to you.
I said Vanilla, I want you, if you got something you want them to do or answer, this is your
round.
So explain to them what you want from them.
So you know, I like somebody who is passionate, who has hobbies, who you know, likes to do
things.
And so I kind of wanted somebody to, well, not all of you in your own way to maybe showcase
a talent of yours, whatever that may be is completely up to you.
But I would like somebody to, I would like everyone to showcase a little talent, if you
will.
Wow.
So, okay, hopefully everybody maybe has something in mind.
I know these things can be tough off the top of your head.
Could we start with Brie here?
Brie, are you ready?
Do you feel, or if you need a minute,
you can take your time, but if you feel ready,
you got it.
Okay, wonderful.
Let's see.
Okay, so you speak of hobbies,
someone that likes to do stuff.
That is definitely me.
I'm a professional crafter.
I like to make things.
And I actually made something for you, Vanilla.
Oh.
This is your own blind box.
And it says first date, and you have three options of vibes for our date.
We can have a cute date, we can have a fun date, or we can have a wild date.
And that's my skill, is that I make things like I showed you with the true bit, you
have three options, you could pick box one to three.
Oh my God, okay.
And we're going to open it right now and we're going to see the vibe of our first
date.
I don't know if you can see it on the box there.
That's a picture of me and you.
I think we look really good.
Yes, that's so cute.
Very cute.
OK, so let me show you the options.
We got three boxes.
And remember, the options are fun, cute, and wild.
So which one do you think you want to pull?
I'm going to go with box number three.
Three?
Yes.
And what are you hoping to pull?
Do you want fun, cute, or wild?
I'll be happy with any of them.
But I think I would like to go with Wilde.
Wilde?
OK.
Box three.
We're going to open.
I wish you had one.
Actually, check under your chair.
I'm just kidding.
That would be crazy.
I'm about to be scared.
OK, so I'm opening it.
Oh, that was a poor poll.
But do you hear it?
ASMR.
Hey.
Little baggy.
Thank you.
All right, let's see what we got.
Oh, we got wild.
Oh!
Oh my God, win!
You win!
So our first date will definitely be wild.
It'll be wild.
I could keep it a secret.
Or if you'd like to hear it,
I could explain it to you, but.
Yeah, we had to explain it, why not?
Okay, so what I was thinking is, I live in Long Beach, so I'm pretty close to you.
Wow, not far.
And in downtown Long Beach, we have the Rainbow Lagoon, and it has the swans, where you ride
the swans and everything.
I was thinking we could do that to get to know each other better.
And then right across the street is the best restaurant in Long Beach.
I'm not sure if you're familiar with it.
It's called Hooters.
They have the best chicken wings, thinking we go there.
And then after that we take a brisk little walk by the water and then the wild part we
end where I get a tattoo, vanilla mace on my collarbones.
You don't have to do anything, you just sit and be pretty and then I do that for you.
Wow, what?
That was...
And that's my skill.
I'm a crafter.
I'm really good with my hands.
Okay.
Wow.
break. Thank you. A good start there might be tough to follow. Jenny you're up next. Do you have any
sort of talent for us? Okay, yes. I have a lot of hobbies, as I said earlier. One of those being
drag. So I used to dance for 15 years and I did ballet, tap, jazz, modern, hip-hop, a little bit
of everything so drag has been like a really cool way to like get back into my dance roots
like I do comedy so like I've figured out ways to do comedy dance but like it doesn't
work as well so drag is kind of a am I allowed to play music absolutely go for it yes okay
I'm not going to be able to hear you guys, but I would love to do a lip sync, okay?
Do it.
So let me just get my song, okay?
I'm sorry, I was getting the song up and then you called me.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to stand.
Okay.
I don't know how this is going to.
Do what you got to do.
No, this will be good.
So she can't hear us so if we want to talk shit guys, we can't.
I'll keep a headphone in just to make sure you can hear this.
Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Can you hear this?
Yeah, yeah. A little bit.
Here's what you'll do when you play cool
When he hangs out like you
Say he impressed all your success
Tell you he's different than all the rest
You're gonna get it all, get it all, but you won't get it back
I'm telling you it's gonna hurt, stay away from the boy like that
He wants a crack when he wants
You aren't gonna have to tell him he ain't hungry
And he wants, he wants
He wants to share the pain and feel the pain
Until he starts feeling it's in your heart
I would say somebody would have told me the truth.
See, he's never gonna know what to do with a woman like you.
For the woman like you.
Okay, I'm back.
Wow!
Vanilla, how'd you feel about that?
That was great. That was great.
I really liked that little dip at the end there.
That was nice. Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Thank you so much.
I tried to feature some tap as well, but that's.
Yo, I caught that.
I caught that.
That was great.
I know.
Yeah, I saw that as well.
Shantae, you stay.
Yes.
So far, so talented.
Very good.
Anna, what you got?
I love that everyone here is so crafty.
I'm also very crafty and have a lot of hobbies.
But one that I think will particularly
interest you, Vanilla, is that I can knit and sew.
In fact, I actually knit this top I'm wearing right now.
And here's another example of some work in progress,
another cable sweater.
I'm very talented and prolific.
And something that I think is that we
have really different styles, but very complementary styles.
So we could do custom non-matching outfits.
And I know you're a style icon,
And I just want to trust you.
Oh, OK.
Very sweet.
Hi, Annette.
Very sweet.
Morgan.
OK, so mind you, I'm actually a professional singer.
I'm not.
But I'd like to say I am.
I sing all day every day.
I love me some fucking karaoke, like dead ass.
My students would say otherwise.
They don't love it.
But you know what?
All that matters is that I love it.
My haters are my motivated.
I'm gonna sing like a 30, 30, 45 second,
if you guys want more, just let me know.
But I'll start us off with about 45 seconds.
I'm gonna throw some odd future.
If you know ball, if you don't,
then y'all need to learn ball.
So we're gonna do some analog too, some odd future.
Hopefully y'all can hear it.
Hey, just think I'm crazy, but I'm normal.
I just come up like a psycho maybe,
yeah, but not performing.
And that's an actual why don't bore you to Texas Live,
bore you to Selma.
And it's the summer, so can you meet me by the lake
at the park or in your room?
Ooh, can you meet me by the lake at the park
or in your room?
Ooh, oh, I'm not gonna say this next part
because there's a slur.
You can practice like it.
I'm a second tall baby in Selma Camp Golf Way
where the talking trees are.
Shay, you and the girls can roll it.
If you meet me by the lake at the park.
By the lake at the park or in your room.
Okay, all right.
You want more?
No, but I'll leave it in about a minute.
So.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Beautiful vocals there, Mark.
That was amazing.
And you know, y'all, that's just the bottom.
Just wait till you get it.
I know.
So just kind of flex.
That was great.
And I also am a big, odd future fan over here.
Oh, fuck yes.
I knew you would know both.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
OK, all right.
Very good.
I didn't want it to end.
Thank you, Morgan.
Appreciate it.
Angelique.
OK.
You can hear me.
Yes, we can.
Okay, awesome. I've been going through it.
Sorry about that, but I don't know if I could top that amazing performance, but I would also
love to sing for you.
Okay, yes.
Feel free.
Yeah.
Group of singers here.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I'll sing like a snippet of one of my original songs. It's called
Tell Me, and it's about my experience with just like a breakup, like a girl broke
my heart. So hopefully you don't do that to me but I know that you won't. So I hope you enjoy.
And I would do to kiss you again, make you smile, make you laugh
Tell me, did you enjoy it?
Tell me, was it important to you?
Tell me, that I'm crazy, something far from the truth
Alright, yeah!
Woo!
Jill's making fun of me with this girl!
I think I want an American Idol or something!
Mm-hmm. I have all day soon to manifest that for me. Hey, thank you guys. That was that was fire and it's original
So that's very creative. Very creative. We have a similar
Voices I see a little bit of myself in you, which I kind of like and I kind of resonate with
Yeah, I feel it. Yeah, I was gonna get that vibe. So, um, okay
our bombshell
Is she talented? Let's find out
Well, as far as hobbies, though, that's actually something very, very important to me because
growing up, I've like suffered from depression for like 15 plus years. And I found that hobbies
really make life worth living. It gives you more purpose. It helps be a great creative
distraction. So, um, maybe I'm hopped up. Um, but I really love collecting. I love coloring.
I love making trinkets. I've been making keychains, like everything, all types of arts and crafts.
Loki, I'm thinking about trying to learn tattooing because I want to tattoo my whole,
my whole body. So that's why I'm doing the coloring right now. But it will eventually
turn into tattooing and like the talent. So I am kind of a little bit magical. There's
two things that are like at the top of my list that I can do. One of those being I
can clap with no hands. The other one is I can speak with my mouth closed. So it's
It's like a special ability lucky that I got.
Oh, whoa, okay.
Can I see a preview of maybe one or the other or both even?
So, the clapping without my hands,
we can save up for later.
But, okay, I don't know what discord will mute it
when I do it, speak it with my mouth closed,
but I'll try.
Hopefully it doesn't mute and I don't look ridiculous.
But here I go.
No, so that was really good.
OK.
Yeah, I'm practicing for a while, actually.
And what were you saying?
Yelling for fancies, I think, yeah.
You strapped up, strapped in her pants, eight inches.
Okay, I know I thought I caught it.
I just wanted to clarify in the normal speaking voice.
That is definitely a talent, right, Vanilla?
How did that make you feel, Vanilla?
Honestly, that's good.
I think that you could be the next scream queen, genuinely.
If they're looking for a scream queen
without actually opening their mouth,
I think that you're up next, literally.
No, literally, it's so important.
I think we should all just kind of start practicing.
Yeah, no, that's great.
I love that.
And then, as do you have a talent?
Very few.
But Katie, I was wondering if you could do a little serenade
for the stream while I show off my talent?
Of course!
Yeah.
Wait, let me get a song.
What's a song I know a lot of words of that would be good?
I trust you.
I'm not going to be able to hear you,
You know the vibe
Okay, wait I know it
Wait I know it, I know it, yeah
Oh shit, oh shit
No more, don't wanna hit that pole
Feel my older
I hit it and I go
Ooh ooh ooh
From the morning to the evening
Evening to the evening
But into the dark
Like six months pregnant
Disappointing it
Callie is the mission
Is the mission, there's an every month, like a split
And I do it fast, I grip it
That it's still a river, one more
I'm holding cups, take it far, so I say
Hey!
The money, the money is the motive
All that money, the money is the motive
All that money
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Woo!
Wow as wow breath Wow Wow
Yeah, you missed a good serenade there I hope I didn't overshadow your talent
No, no, no
No, no, that was wonderful. You are trying to her for sure. That was beautiful
It's whatever just the host I guess but
Right. So what a talented group. Vanilla, how did you feel about that?
Did any of those stick out to you?
Honestly, I I loved the creativity.
I loved how they were all different in their own way.
And, you know, that's what we're here for, to just, you know, explore different things.
And yeah, I'm really loving this.
So I think everyone did amazing.
And do you have a talent or chance?
Oh, was I supposed to prepare one?
No, I just you don't have one.
That's OK. I just wanted to ask you.
I mean, well, yeah, I would say I have some talents.
Actually, I guess it is kind of selfish of me
to not do one if I ask everyone else to do one.
So I guess maybe I'm a little scared now.
OK, let me see.
My chat, what are my good eyes?
What are my good eyes?
Like in this room, it's really not too much
that I can do top of my head.
But, oh wait, am I frozen?
No, you can see me?
No, I don't hurt you.
I do, I mean, I'm sure that soon you guys have seen it,
but I do a pretty good loaf.
I don't know if you guys have seen that, though.
I do a pretty good loaf.
I don't think we have if you don't mind.
You ever seen that?
Yeah, well, I will show you.
I haven't seen the loaf.
Yes.
One second.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm not gonna be able to hear you, so let me.
That's OK.
I haven't done this in a while.
Can you just make sure that it's dead?
She hasn't loafed in a while, so let's be patient with her guys.
She hasn't loafed in a minute.
Oh, and Miso or Chai is doing it as well.
I'm not sure which is which.
Look at that.
Look at that in wonderful 4k quality as well.
You could see remnants of a loafing.
So yeah, so it's been forever since I did.
I could put these back in so I could hear.
Okay.
Hello.
I have a talent, too.
Oh, yeah, let me see yours.
Do I handstand? What is she going to do?
Okay. Well, so that's not...
Okay, so she looks like a blob over there.
It's kind of hard to see.
So the camera's really trying to focus in on her.
It's having some trouble. Okay.
No, that was good, though.
I have a lot of talents, but that is...
No.
I'm not going to do that.
Talents, but that is no no because I caught the end of that one. Oh you did hear that
Well, you said I looked like a piece of shit on the floor was that?
No, I wouldn't say that right you right you okay, right? I must have
Misheard with the right little bit of lag I guess
Talented group um
Sorry, let me oh, I'm inverted so I don't really know which way the beanie goes well very talented
I loved it all. I loved vanilla's loafing there
So this is a tough one though because we got to get down to four people
So three people have to three people have to go right now
Fucking down
Okay, I feel like whatever I do here is is
Not like they're not a good idea like it's just it doesn't matter. It's like I'm gonna be sure regardless, so
Okay
God three is crazy
I can't vote you Katie. I can't
Unfortunately vanilla rights so as the host I'm not you literally cannot do that. Okay. Okay. Okay
Okay
Three, okay. I'm going to have to go
Number one I'm going to go with
Anna
Anna, our knitting queen, Anna, our lawyer, Anna, Anna, your big cam now.
What do you got to say?
Big mistake.
I understand, I understand, honestly I'm really emotional, but thank you guys so much
for the opportunity.
It was great meeting y'all and I hope that you do find love, Vanilla.
DMs are open and you can find me on Instagram at Triangle Scheme. It's like a
pyramid triangle. And I'm also I just started streaming on Twitch like a month
ago and my name is also Triangle Scheme on here but with an extra E because
Triangle Scheme was already paid. So that's it. Thank you guys for having me.
Thank you
Thank you, Anna. Thank you. Bye, Queen
Two more, okay, what the fuck, okay
God damn it, bro, okay, um
I'm here for you. I am going to go with
For the second person
Jenny.
Oh, don't.
It's okay. It's okay, Jenny.
No, no, no.
No, that was not a big mistake.
No.
Not at all. No, no.
I'm totally fine.
Are you?
Yeah.
I'm so chill.
And for the friends, we've made it on the way.
And that's what it's about.
Thank you, Jenny.
You got anything you want to shout out?
Any last words you want to say?
Yes.
My social media is, you can find me at Lay Jenny Matthews,
LE Jenny Matthews on like everything,
I post content.
And I actually have a really cool show coming up
at the end of the month called Heated Rivalry, but Gayer.
It's Heated Rivalry, but Gayer, okay?
It's in New York, but it's also live streamed.
I have it linked in my link tree on all my socials.
So highly recommend you check it out
because it's an all queer lineup of really funny.
Also, yeah, it's basically coming to the cottage, yeah.
Amazing.
If you're in New York,
y'all check that the fuck out.
I wish I was there.
Also live streamed.
and life. Okay. Yes. So you can tell me. Thank you so much. I love you both so much.
So thank you. Love you. Have a good one. Best of luck from the show too, Queen. Thank you.
And guess what? Only one more. How easy is that? It's not easy. It's not. Okay. Sorry.
Okay.
Okay, one more. I'm going to have to say goodbye to
Angelique Angelique Angelique it's okay. It's okay. You're big cam. What you gotta say Angelique. Oh
Oh my God, I'm just so grateful to be here and this means the world to me. When I got
chosen I literally was like jumping up and down, screaming because I just admire you
both so much. Yeah, so yeah, I'm just so so so grateful. My socials, my Instagram and
my TikTok are at the Angelique Rodriguez, the Angelique Rodriguez, my full name, and
You can find my music anywhere on all streaming platforms, also with my full name, Angelique
Rodriguez.
And if you're in New York, I have a show.
Anybody who's in New York, I have a show, April 22nd at Arlene's Grocery, like the
Lori said.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you, Angelique.
Wonderful singing, by the way.
Love the song.
Keep it up.
We love you.
Love you.
Thank you.
Bye, Angelique.
Love you.
Bye.
Okay.
Okay, there's our four vanilla. How do you feel? Let's do a check in with you. How do you feel it you look distraught?
I am I really don't feel good about any of this. I don't yeah
We're really down to the wire here. We are down to the wire here
so
Are you having fun?
Yeah, but I'm sad like
You're too empathetic here, you're too empathetic.
I know, it's tough, but hey, it's no hard feelings, you know?
Look, three of these girls that you're looking at, gotta go.
Not right, no, but not now.
No, no, not now, it's just, I'm just letting you know, you know, that is, it is a big show.
But this, okay, this is getting into my favorite round here.
This is what I'm most excited for.
Did this on the last one, and people loved it.
I'm doing it with yours the role play round.
Okay.
Oh, so sexual role play doesn't lead anything because it's a discord call.
No, it's more of like improv acting.
Right.
So what I'm going to do is I'll move you guys to the audience.
I'll take call you up one by one and I'm going to give you a scenario.
And I just want you guys to chit chat, you know, feel each other's vibe.
It kind of shows chemistry in a way.
So and I'll just let you talk until you know, I feel like I want to butt in so I'm gonna move
Everybody we're gonna start with Morgan on this one. So I'm gonna move everybody, but Morgan into the audience Morgan
You're gonna be first. I'm gonna mute and turn off my camera once I give you the scenario
but
The first scenario is
Okay
You're at the club
Yep, vanilla's dancing
Doing her thing. Boom. She just fell off the pole. What do you do go? Oh?
My god, are you okay here? Let me let me help you up really quick. Let me help you up
Thank you. Oh my god. Sorry. I just a little bit of a crazy fall there. That was scary
Let me check your head. Are you okay? Yeah, do you need anything? I go go get her some water real quick
Go get her some water. Thank you. Thank you. Get her some water. Let me help you up really quick
Thank you. What happened? Are you all right? I'm I think I'm okay. I just maybe I don't know what happened
I think maybe the girl before me use lotion on the pole or something and it's just a little slippery
So I'm glad you're okay. Let me check your head. Let me make sure you know
I am I'm CPR first-aged train. So make sure you're good. Okay check out your head. All right. Everything looks good
I don't see any concussions. I don't see anything so far. Is anything hurt right now my heart
why is that? it's just been rough out here just how it really has. why has it been rough?
what's been going on? it's just just lonely. yeah. I get that. here let me help you let
let's go somewhere a little quieter so we can chat for a second. all right we got you
your water here let's move over here. why have you been lonely? what's been up? I
I don't know, you know, this industry, it's just so, just it's very, just, it's just a cutthroat industry. It's very, yeah, no, I get that. I get that. But I don't have anyone.
Well, you've got me now. I'm here and I'm not going to either side. I'm going to make sure you're all right.
Okay.
If it helps, I noticed you from like a mile away. You can't go out immediately.
So I, are you single?
I am, I am.
May I ask also, what are you doing in a place like this?
Well, I love to come to the club because my best friend is a drag queen, you know, he
always got performances and stuff, so, you know, I'm always here supporting my friends.
I love to just come out and have a good time.
I love to dance, so that's why I'm here.
That's why I'm here.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Great role play, Ate.
That was great.
To catch you guys off, but I feel like y'all could go all day, you know, I feel
like y'all could go all day.
That was good.
So amazing.
Sorry, I might have gotten a little too, like, drama-like, sorry, I don't know,
fine.
No, I love it.
I love it, you know.
Oh, point.
Yeah, that was great.
Love the theatrics.
We're going to move you to the audience.
We are going to call up Esna.
I'm going to give you your scenario here.
OK.
Your scenario.
Vanilla has a colonoscopy tomorrow.
How'd you kind of comfort her and prep her for that moment?
Oh.
Man, my stomach really hurts.
Okay.
My lady.
I heard your stomach was a hurting.
It is.
Real bad.
I went to the doctor for you.
They said you need a coronoscopy.
They said that I have to prep it actually.
And what do you have to do?
I think you know.
I don't have an accent. I don't know where that came from.
Can I take back that accent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no totally.
Okay, it's your word.
Wait, can we just start over?
Yeah!
Can we just start over?
Yeah, okay. Let me turn.
Vanilla, how are you feeling, girl?
Oh my god, I mean my stomach kills. I have this colonoscopy tomorrow. I'm so hungry. I can't eat anything, but I'm gonna make it through I think
Yeah, yeah, that's tough. That's tough. I mean like
We could just not do the colonoscopy. We could just like
Not do it. We could just go out and go have dinner like fuck it
You know life is short life is way too short to not eat and to do
colonoscopies who even needs those you know what I'm hungry let's go get some
food where are we going where we going let's go get like three barbecue or
something yes okay yes okay oh my god fucking day perfect that was that was so
easy I'm gonna call the doctor cancel perfect interesting maybe that
influence there canceling the colonoscopy but who knows at least a
the date came out of it. Okay. Green barbecue. Yeah, no. Yeah,
that might back up her system a little bit more. Who knows? But
I do want to ask you, are you okay from your colonoscopy?
Is everything
Oh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. So yes. So the doctor
did say normal hemorrhoids, but nothing to be concerned
about. And they are testing to see if I have maybe some, what
is it called? Celiac disease and all that good stuff. I'll
find out in a few weeks. Other than that, everything
Good. That's awesome. Yeah. Happy for you. Thank you a little bit of haemorrhoid. We've all been there
Okay, let me move you back to the audience as thank you. Let's get Bri up here
All right, Bri your scenario
Drive in your car drive in your car. Boom. You just got rear-ended you get out and you see it's vanilla mace go
Oh
Oh my god. You just hit my car. I did hit your car. I'm really sorry. What can I do to like? What should we do?
I drive a Rolls Royce. So how are we gonna fix this?
I got I mean I got money. I got good insurance so we could we could make some arrangements. I'm sure but
I live
Really close to where you just dinged my car though. Okay. Okay. I'm like a two-minute walk down that way, right?
Maybe there's another form of payment because I already have I'm loaded with
money okay okay I'm a lesbian I have lesbian money yeah so money's not really
an issue it's more the principle so if there's something else we could do in
terms of payment I'd be down with that I actually wait what about your car it's
your car okay oh my car is totally fine yeah especially after you know totally
fine totally fine totally fine actually after you just said that so yeah
definitely gonna be fine my car is gonna be just fine that's great then we could
probably hop in your car if you want to yeah yeah she said it's about two minutes
from here it's two minutes but I mean if you don't want to walk yeah cares about
the ozone layer yeah yeah just yeah doesn't matter right yeah I think we can
make something we can make some arrangements for sure I didn't even
introduce myself. My name is Bree.
Hi, Emily. Nice to meet you.
Emily, nice to meet you too.
And I don't know if you heard earlier, I'm a lesbian.
Are you interested in women or?
Yeah, well, yeah.
My name is Katie.
Oh, OK.
My name is Katie.
Oh, amazing.
Amazing use of the scenario there.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Glad that you drive a Rolls Royce and you're loaded.
Bree, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, beautiful acting. Let me move you to the audience for the last one here. The last one is today. I'm inviting you to speak
Okay last scenario
Vanilla just came back from the gynecologist turns out she has crabs
Comfort earn that scenario, please
Okay, I was really hoping you were going to say POV, we are scissors, but I guess it was a little weird, that's it.
Girl, what? What do you mean you're a crowd? Thank you!
I literally don't even know how it's possible. I don't even know how it's possible.
Like genuinely, maybe I do know, but that's besides the point.
besides the point.
But anyway, I'm really upset about it.
The doctor said it's curable, so I just gotta take a pill.
I'll be good in like a couple days, but still it's just.
I mean, honestly, you're living life, you're living learn.
I feel like if you're not getting crabs,
what are you doing?
You're not living life.
So honestly, don't be here.
You're actually, you're right about that.
Like you do have to like live life and experience things.
Yeah, so fuck around and get crabs, you know?
Like, let's do short.
I'm gonna get you crabs just like for moral support. I mean, I'm gonna go get crabs just for moral support. I think
Yeah, I'm okay. Yeah, we can we can make that happen
I feel like we get like started
It's like a little bit. We're starting up. Yeah, crap girls. Let's all get crabs. Wow
amazing acting from everybody
Oh my god, what oh my god her Lexa's going off asking about crab restaurants
Okay, okay. I'm unplugging it. I'm unplugging it. I was like what is talking to me?
Oh, I know I don't want crab right now. I didn't mean I actually want crab, okay
Okay, so that is just a quick little exercise to kind of feel out some chemistry, right?
I know y'all could probably go all day, but just wanted to give hopefully you enjoy those scenarios
Just kind of what I thought of the top of my head
So, did you like those scenarios vanilla?
Yeah, I mean in every one I seem to have like a lot of issues going on but it's pretty
historically accurate so.
Yeah, I just wanted to see how they comforted you and lifted you up because through those
difficult times that's what you want from a lover, you know.
Right.
So this is the big one here, because we got to get down to our final two.
Half the group got to go.
Two of them got to go.
Okay.
Listen, this is really hard.
This is very, very hard.
And I'm really, I'm, I'm, what's the, what's the word I'm looking for?
I'm pulling.
What's that?
There's a straws.
I'm pulling a straws.
I'm pulling at straws, really I'm grasping at straws, okay?
I think that's what it is, yeah.
So it's literally down to these like little things that, you know.
So I'm gonna have to say goodbye to S.
as queen as queen as your big cam what do you got to say to us you know what
vanilla is what a fucking honor to even do this with you how much fucking fun in
all the contestants you guys were so nice and honestly the chat was extremely
nice as well so I just I just feel really blessed and that was fun yeah
I love you vanilla. I love all your kids back there, serenity.
Any time.
Yeah, okay. Well, thank you for the opportunity guys.
It was fun. Do you want to do your socials or?
Any shout outs you want to give her?
Yes, please. Oh my gosh, thanks for reminding me.
I'm pretty much easy squeezy on everything, on Twitch, Instagram, Tiktok.
Easy squeezy, some sort of variation with the ease.
There's like an extra E in there somewhere, but you should be able to find me.
Okay, thank you guys
Bye wow and one more for us one more force vanilla
I'm gonna have to say goodbye to
Tatay
Okay our bombshell
Our bomb shall stay.
Um, you don't want to say goodbye to me.
Oh, that's, it's not working.
I don't think it's.
Hello.
Thank you.
You know, I love you, girl.
Thank you for doing this.
It was amazing talking to you guys. Thank you so much.
for inviting me and you know where the woman is because my heart's always open for you.
Thank you girl. Thank you. Thank you for bombshelling Tay. Anything you want to shout out? Um, give
me a follow large tater tots on YouTube, Twitch, TikTok, IRL underscore Tay on Instagram and
talk if you want my normal content instead of gaining.
Okay, wonderful. Let me get a little more show.
Don't pay, we're here for you. We're here for you, Ty, but unfortunately
you have to leave, so we'll be here for you later. Thank you, Ty.
Wow! The final, oh! Vanilla.
Man, this is crazy.
These are your people here. These are your final two. Now this is going to be a tough decision.
We got got some things left for them to do to just you know show their love and to show who they are
So were they were these two you were kind of feeling for them for the star or was it maybe a slow burn?
honestly a
Little bit of both a little bit of both like they both caught my eye for sure
And then you know the more that I learned about them and you know as it was that that slow burn kind of
You know took effect
Yeah
So okay, I have
One question, but before that I want to do something. I were one of you guys to do something for me
So I'm going to try give me a second to like get this pulled up because I have not done it
I haven't done this on a bush thread before so
What I want you guys to do I'm going to pull up a song and play it for you guys
And I want y'all to dance
Cuz I think that can show a lot so I'm gonna try and share my screen
And then play the music video
Let me see if I can share so that you guys can hear it me as well. Am I dancing as well?
No, vanilla, you don't have to dance
Okay, but you can watch if you want to get up and dance, but I just want to see them kind of do their thing
Kind of like a lift for your life if you will
Yeah, and I the song I chose was boom boom pow
Oh, okay, that's a song. So yeah, it's a song. It's got 500 this is an ad you guys can hear that
Okay, I'm surprised you don't have YouTube premium
Well, okay, do you guys hear that? Yeah, we can hear
Okay, get up and dance get up and dance go
Oh
Okay, oh
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So how did you like that? Did that tell you a lot
about the contestants? Honestly, no, I feel like that was pretty self-explanatory that
kind of like fit both of their vibes to a T. Yeah. It made sense. Yeah, it made sense.
Yeah, yeah, but in a good way, but in a good way.
Right, I just feel like that's fun, you know,
like who doesn't like to get up, dance, and jiggle, you know?
Right, right.
All right, I have one more question for the final two,
and then Vanilla, if you wanna ask them any last things
to clarify, let me know.
Brie, I'll start with you.
Simple question, why should Vanilla pick you?
Why should Vanilla pick me?
Okay, I don't ask to be picked.
I would love to be chosen,
but something that I like about vanilla,
other than being gorgeous and funny, entertaining,
all of that, I think that you seem like a very genuine
down-to-earth kind of person.
You seem very intentional and grounded,
and that's the kind of partner I'm looking for.
Seems like we'd be a very good match,
so that's why I would hope to be chosen,
but I never ask to be picked with respect.
Yeah, I completely understood.
Beautiful.
Thank you, Brie.
And Morgan, why should Vinoda pick you?
So I'm going to be genuine here because I am honestly
looking for a genuine connection.
I was going to be funny, and I was like, no, let me be
genuine for a second.
I really do think that we would work together, not
necessarily that you'd pick me, because I'm not trying
to beg, but I also want to respect what you want.
But I am a really good communicator
and I do have a really good moral compass
and I'm also looking for somebody who's the same way.
You speak out about a lot of things.
You always speak out and like stand your ground
and I do actually like really respect that
because I'm the same way.
And I wanna be with somebody who's like
not afraid to be themselves,
who's like independent, who is not afraid of who they are
and that is definitely you.
And I also just really, really would love
to love somebody and to like have that person.
And yeah, I just, I'm a very outgoing,
I'm a very loving person.
I really do care deeply about a lot of things,
a lot of people, and I would love to be able to
get to know you better and kind of experience
and vibe with what we have and go from there.
And yeah, I'll quit yapping,
but that's ultimately what I would say.
Okay, beautiful.
Great answers.
Great, great answers.
That is awesome.
know and they've been they've both of them have been great this whole show and
I know it is tough you know is there is there any final thoughts that you have
any any questions you want to ask them or anything you would clear up anything
you feel you need to know do you guys have pets
no Pets so bring no Morgan yes Morgan what do you got I have two cats
They have it making an appearance this whole time and you know, they, yeah, I love them. They're my babies. Yeah, I can go more into it later, but yeah, two cats.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bre, do you want an animal?
Yes, I really do want cats, but where I live, I'm not allowed to have pets. So that's the reason why I don't have any pets right now.
That is fair.
And remind me again, we're both of you live again. You're in Long Beach Brea, right? And aren't you in LA too?
Yeah, I'm in I'm in downtown. Oh, okay. Wow
Okay, I know so I can't we can't just stop here we can't like make something
No, I mean obviously like outside of the show if y'all want to do something I'll allow it but just for okay
Just for the yeah, the show, right? Okay
But, um, you have a decision?
Genuinely no.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I think both of you are amazing, and I really have had a very fun time getting to know the
both of you, and this has been, this has been a lot of fun.
This has been a lot of fun, and this is really scary and hard, and I'm scared
Right now I really don't know!
My god, okay.
I'm going to go...
with...
Okay, am I saying the person I'm picking?
Yeah.
Okay, so...
Yeah.
I'm going to give my rose...
to...
Bree!
I'm very excited.
This feels amazing.
Thank you.
You are so welcome.
Well, thank you, Brie.
Let's get to Morgan really quickly before she has to head out here.
Morgan, you were lovely queen.
Love you.
Thank you.
You were lovely queen. Let's hear some final words from you shout yourself out. No, I totally respect it
I totally respect you got to go with your heart
Thank you both for letting me be a contestant on this in the first place
I wasn't even gonna apply cuz I was like there's no way. No, you're awesome
I just appreciate that I even got a chance to shoot my shot
Yeah, socials. I am white boy Carl
Wait, you're white boy Carl
Shut the fuck up vanilla
Yes. Oh my God. Really? Hold on. You were at my party.
Oh my God. Yes. I was the fucking Teletubby. I was the Teletubby.
I knew you looked familiar and I was going to ask you at the beginning.
I was going to ask you at the beginning why you looked familiar. Look at that.
Yeah. I was the Teletubby. I embarrassed the shit out of myself.
Oh my God.
No, that party was so fucking fun.
Oh, I'm glad you had a good time.
I'm Wipeaway Carl, but it is spelled W-I-T-E-B-O-I-C-A-R-L.
So I spelled it a little different to make it a little harder for specific kids to find me.
Right, right, right.
Wipeaway Carl, it's Wipeaway Carl on literally everything, Twitch, Instagram, YouTube,
everything.
Or on TikTok it's white boy Carl one because some fucker took white boy Carl. So
But yeah, those are my socials
Yeah, no, I just I appreciate getting to be on here. It was really fun to get to know you guys
Been watching over a while so
Yeah
Thank you. Thank you for doing the shop vanilla, and I'm you know where I'm at
Hey! Okay!
There he is.
I do.
Thank you, Morgan.
Morgan, you were amazing.
Loved your personality.
Super cool.
Shout out to all the teachers out there.
Thank you, Morgan, for joining us, Queen.
Bye.
Bye, Morgan.
Well, here they are.
Bree, you are our winner.
And you know what?
Let me just give you all a second real quick.
How are you feeling?
Oh my gosh.
I feel wet everywhere.
Yes.
Wetting the other kind of wet.
My eyes.
I'm crying.
What about you?
Same, honestly.
Not crying, but everywhere else.
Hear them cry.
But I'm very happy with my decision.
I'm very happy.
There was a lot of lovely ladies in here today.
But I'm not going to lie.
You caught my eye for the beginning and the blind box thing.
I really like that and I appreciated the the effort that you put into there and I yeah
I'm really happy with my decision. I
Love how we're both kind of bald. Yeah, that too rub heads a little bit. Oh
That would be cute. We're young. We're y'all think you might go on a date. What do y'all think you might have a plan we're going
Yeah, we have it. I was the long beauteurs spawn boats hooters tattoo vanilla mace
This is what the fans want to see all right. Well, it was so lovely having you Brie
Let's say y'all can you know hey wherever y'all do from here? That's up to you, but Brie
Thank you for joining. I'm gonna give you big cam to say your final words. Shout yourself out Brie. Thank you for joining
Thank you guys so much. This was really fun. I'm a big fan of both of you
I do want to shout out my friend Amy for encouraging me to apply to the butchlerette
If you guys want to follow me, my username is at brattyxbree.
I wrote it down, but I think I'm inverted.
So it's no, that's not a T. Y. X. B. R. E.
I'm brattyxbree everywhere.
Thank you guys.
This was fun.
And I'm so excited to be the winner.
Yes, this was awesome.
Congratulations to you, the winner of the fourth Bush
Lorette.
We love you, queen.
Look at it. Beautiful background. So amazing. Thank you, Brie. Thank you, Brie.
Yay. Thank you. Lovely.
Vanilla, you stay with me here. Okay, we'll do.
So how do you feel? You got your winner. You did the Butch Loret experience.
What are your thoughts first game? I feel really good. I feel really good.
And I think, honestly, everyone was you did you can I just say also,
Shout out to you for hosting this and you picked an amazing lineup of girls. You picked an amazing lineup. Everyone was
just so unique and beautiful in their own way and
That was awesome, and I think you did great. I think you did really great
It was it was really fun to watch all the contestants obviously at like you had the most submission so far and all the videos
everybody loves you. You have a very strong fan base of people that love you and they were all so
unique. It was so much fun and I'm glad that I could help you find love maybe. Who knows what will
come from it? Who knows what the world has in store for us. But yeah I just want to say thank
you to everyone who participated. Thank you. Shout out to the mods and everyone who helped put
this together as well. And just seriously shout out to everybody. This was so much fun.
And also, I would like to announce too, for any of the contestants, for any of the people that were involved,
I know only, I think only two of them were local, but if any of them want to come to my Valentine's Day party,
please let me know and I will get you on the list for that.
If anyone who participated today is interested and wants to come party at the Valentine's Day party,
Maybe find love if they were not the person if they are not the one who was picked
Maybe they want to find a little bit of love there
Hey, very um, so touch tell them, you know, we'll figure that out
Yeah, use if you need to use the discord for this to communicate with them
Yes, we could do that or you got to do that would be very fun
And I'm so glad that you agreed to do this. I had a great time. Yes. Yes
This is so much fun. Well, you're continuing to stream. Aren't you? Yeah
I'm gonna stay on for a little bit. Alright guys vanilla is gonna stay on obviously this closes butch threat for
Shout out to bring again shout out to vanilla all the contestants. I'm gonna leave this call
But I love you guys. Love you
This bye
Oh
My goodness guys Wow
How exhilarating was that?
How exhilarating was that? Hold on, I need to write.
I need to write. Thank you all.
So that was so much fun.
If anyone wants to come to my V-Day party this weekend, please let me know.
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god, okay, that was that was awesome. That was just amazing. That was awesome
they all
Sorry, my mascara is like I
Must have rubbed my eyes without realizing
Okay, wow that way and then this one
Wow
That was that was awesome. That was awesome and how and how crazy to I recognized
Morgan because I was like I've seen
Morgan before I've seen Morgan and I
Knew it. I knew it. I was like I've seen and I've seen that username too and then I was like oh my god
Morgan was at the party and she was dressed as a teletubbie and I think she streamed a little bit
I was like I've seen this user select. I knew it. That's so funny
me. But oh my god shout out to every single contestant guys and again at the end of the
day like thank you I feel like for the majority of the time my chat was pretty chill. Again
this it's it's it's it's fun like it's it's for fun at the end of the day like it's it's
it's for funsies like you know everyone I don't want anyone to take anything personal
like everyone was everyone was amazing everyone was gorgeous like thank you to everyone
who participated in that. That was so much fun. That was so much fun. So yeah, that was
really fun. Oh my God, how fun was that? How fun was that? That is awesome. But yeah,
I'm going to go and see if they, anyone wants to come to, well not go, I'm going to, I'm
saying on here but that was so awesome that was so awesome my god yes and how
cool how fun was that like are you serious oh my god I'm literally giddy
with excitement I'm literally getting with giddy with excitement that was fun
Why do I feel like my camera's so zoomed in?
Oh, go down there.
And Katie's a great host.
And shout out to Katie.
Katie's a good host.
No, I'm staying on.
I'm going to stay on for a little bit.
Oh my god, it's only 6.13.
Can you believe that?
But she was your first pick.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but I liked it.
Hey, it's Angelique. That was so fun. Angelique, that was so much fun. Thank you for being here. That was so much fun
How do I feel? I feel great. I feel great
Katie, Katie's a natural host. That was so much fun
Honestly like
Just awesome genuinely just awesome
Genuinely just awesome
So we'll see we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. Who knows
Who knows we'll see what happens
Is there any regrets?
Um, I mean it was hard eliminating people.
It really is hard.
Like I feel like, um, whenever I see people on like Pop the Balloon I'm like, oh my god
girl just pop it.
Like girl, it's really hard when you're the one there.
It's really hard when you're the one there.
It's really hard.
But, but when it's met, yeah also if it was met I would, I feel like I would
not feel as like attached but oh my god that was so much fun that was so much
fun or empathetic queen like I was just like my god I was I was like really
scared I was really scared
no and that was fun and that was fun what's taze at taze at is tater tots
It's I think it's something with tater tots because she's been in the chat a few times before
She spells it like ta y t or tater tots
That was awesome, what are we doing now, that's a good question
I don't know. I wasn't I was gonna I wasn't gonna stay on here past the butchorette
But then I was like wait a second. I might as well. I'm already here velvet starlight with the 10 gifted
Thank you velvet starlight with the 10
But I'm sure, I'm sure we could, maybe we can get like a quick, I don't know if the mods have everyone's socials if we could, if they do for whatever reason, if they want to put like a pinned comment of it or something.
But if we, but they announced, they all said they're socials, so if you want to go back, oh, I can get them in a few minutes.
You don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to.
If it's for whatever reason, if you didn't,
why did Laska banned?
Banned from what?
Twitch?
No, she didn't.
What?
No, she didn't.
For what?
And for how long?
For inciting harassment?
For 30 days?
For what did she do?
Are you s- when did this happen today?
She did nothing we don't know.
What?
Well I'm sure she quite literally didn't do something but I'm wondering what she would
have said that would have gotten it.
if she said something maybe like along the lines of like her like saying
something that's like a good fucking cause and a girl says everyone get more
abortions and get gay and all of a sudden it's a problem like she was she was
playing Fortnite and then her stream just what are you serious oh that's why
olive texted me in the middle of in the middle of my of the thing and said
Do you have any connects to anyone at Twitch?
Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me see.
I don't really, but...
Um...
I think I have one connector, maybe.
The appeal got denied.
Hold on, I gotta send a voice note.
you
Oh my God, that is so crazy.
I wonder, oh I'm sure they have to have some sort of, um, that's so weird, I don't know.
That's crazy.
Free last, man, free last.
Guys, I didn't even say anything literally. I'm just saying like even if someone if I say so if I mute myself and say something
And you can read my lips. I promise it's never anything that's like incriminating or like I'm not like this is my social security number
Here I'm going to read it right now like
Like it's just something that you all don't need to hear necessarily
Like I don't know bro
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I wonder if she's going to be able to get it lifted.
I wonder if she's going to be able to get it lifted.
Man, brah! I wonder what the fuck happened.
I wonder what the fuck happened.
Dang it.
30 days is crazy.
30 days is nuts.
Dang it
Dang it dang it dang it
I'm sure sure figure it out. I genuinely I would be I would be surprised if I would be surprised if
They kept it for the full 30 days
Apparently I think it just happened today like right like yeah. Oh here the
Users okay there you go everyone's users
Okay, so if anyone wants to screenshot that, that's everyone's users who was in the Butch Loret today.
So there you go. Screenshot that. Copy that.
There you go. Users, go follow them.
There you go. There you go.
You got it. You got it. Hey!
All right um, oh my god, y'all will play a game in a little bit. Let me check it looks
Fucking dolly shit. I don't know why we always do that. Can we do it?
I'll do something when I want to do it. Okay. I'm not a robot
We'll play the games when I want to play the games. Let's decompress. Let's decompress for a second
Let's debrief. Let's decompress. Let's just talk. What happened to hi. How are you? My name is?
Big and you put these away because that was for them not for you guys
Big boobs. Oh look at them like girl. I hate that. I hate when it went a button up shirt does that I hate that
big boobs
No
I'm hungry. I'm hungry. That's what I that's what I am. Are you hungry? Yeah
You could snack?
What sounds delicious and amazing?
Oh!
$50 don't know from Teenage Witch from Sabrina!
Heaven, I had so much fun. I wish I could come to the party, but I'm in mass.
Maybe I'll fly out for your next birthday party.
I also didn't get to tell you that I won a torque competition, but I thought you should know.
Anyway, love you, bye!
Okay, well, well, yes, Sabrina, thank you so much for participating. You are amazing. You
are amazing. You're gorgeous. You're everything. Thank you for hanging the rug on your wall.
Thank you for being beautiful. Thank you for just participating and being part of this.
So thank you for the $50 don't know and appreciate you girl. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yes, you're invited to you're invited to any other parties
So hey anyone in mass hit her up hit her up
La la la la la la la
Ain't no party like a vanilla party
Woo! Ain't no party like a vanilla party! Yeah man. I'm excited. I'm nervous about the party
but I'm excited. I'm not as nervous as I was for the last one but I'm still like, I'm still
a little nervous. It's always a little, a little nerve, a nervy. But it's gonna be,
it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. I'm so excited. And the merch is tomorrow!
Hey Valentine's Day exclusive merch tomorrow noon PST or 11 a.m. PST for patreon members
So yo mama's rose toy with the 10 gifted. Thank you yo mama's
Thank you yo mama's rose toy with the 10 gifted. Thank you so much yo mama's rose toy
Thank you
Thank you, yo mama. Thank you yo mama
Who gave my mom a roast?
Wait, who gave my mom a roast?
My mom what?
Holy sh- that's funny.
Oh, wait, hold on. I have to order something that I forgot about that I need to order right now or I'm going to forget.
And then I'm going to order some food as well.
What sounds good, guys? What sounds good? That's healthy.
Oh, also, I had my first...
I had my first appointment, I don't know why I always forget that word, with my, it wasn't
the console, I had my actual first session, not appointment session with my personal trainer
today and it was good and she busted my ass open wide.
Not like that.
Okay.
My chemical romance with E5 gifted my chemical romance with the five and then case so butter
me up with the five as well.
Thank you, thank you Kaseo Butter Me Up and my chemical romance.
Thank you God.
No, but she, okay the first thing that she had me do was this um, it's like a hack squat.
Is that what it is when the weight is like up on your shoulders and you're squatting
the machine?
Isn't that what it's, or something like that?
I don't know, but she had me do one of those.
Girl!
Oh my fucking God!
It was the heaviest thing I've ever done in my life!
I was the first thing we did
And I was like, oh girl my legs were shaking. I was shaking like a hooker in church. Oh my god
It hurts so bad. I literally was like, oh my god, and then like it's like I was like well after I was walking
I'm like
and
Oh my god, it hurts so effing bad and then like a what?
What and then and then we did we did a full body we did a full body
Um day, but oh my god. It was she was awesome. Also. She's best friends with Bruno from RuPaul's Drag Race Bruno the pit stop guy. I
Was like
Yes
Kidding me anonymous with the $50 don't know
Hi, mama. You're my first and only sub on twitch. I love you so much
Just wanted to say you have been such a light in my life since I found you also
I am behind on streams or have you and I behind on streams or have you and Julian not streamed Minecraft since October last year
I think you would be correct
That probably is about the last time that me and Julian streamed Minecraft me and Julian have been having a little bit of a
IRL experience lately me and Julian have been doing
Some IRL stuff lately, but I guess damn it has been that long since me and Julian have done Minecraft
But we'll get back into it. Don't you even worry. Don't you even worry?
I thank you anonymous for the $50 don't know and thanks for being here. Thank you
Um, L.A. does have halal guys, but every time I have halal guys, it's so good, but I literally be like
Sorry, that was you didn't have to like it. You didn't need the sound effect, but that always messes me up
It always messes me up a little bit and and and I got a stomach a seal
Let me tell you I have a stomach of steel. Nothing messes my stomach up, but that shit
Okay, let's see Sid the sis with the five give it. Thank you Sid the sis with the five
Thank you so much and a Kenzie with the reset. Thank you lovely bunny with the sub. Thank you. Thank you
Stomach a seal a stomach a seal
What is it oh, it's Sid thesis oh, it's not Sid the sis it's said thesis oh
Oh, okay, well, don't rain on my effing brain.
I thought it was Sid, the sis.
But maybe it's Sid, see, Sid thesis.
Sid, are you here?
Can you clarify?
Can you let us know?
Sid, they said it's all.
Huh?
Any, like all is in either.
Oh, synthesis, synthesis, synthesis, anything really call me what you want.
Hey!
Okay, I like that, I like that, I like that, see?
It's anything, it's anything.
Since then, any, fuck any pronouns.
I like that, I like that.
Okay, let's see what we can get to eat.
Hmm.
I don't know if it's fucking good.
Oh, you know what sounds good?
You know what sounds good a
Rice wrap what I don't know what that's how it's got spring roll spring roll, but like the ones in the rice wrap spring
You know I'm talking about the ones in the clear. Oh, yeah, that should look bus
That should look pretty bus a
Fresh roll. Yeah a fresh roll
What's he doing?
In the pan?
He was sitting in it?
What is wrong with you?
Okay, what if I got this place?
They got soups, they got entrees, rice, okay, pick something, I, I did a spring roll.
Unless you're going to get to.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
My rent's all situated, yes.
Don't worry.
I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
They were like, girl just pay us, we don't go there.
They were like, girl, okay, just then give us the money.
No, but it's fine.
What's inside of them?
Well, there's different ones.
There's different ones.
How long are you pregnant?
Forever, honestly.
As long as I have all of you here,
I'll be pregnant forever.
I got a lot of children.
Oh my God, do you have some good news?
What?
So I had my assistant do an errand for me.
Dillon?
Our assistant is Dillon.
Wait, careful, don't show this.
And what's it called?
He went out and got the thing printed.
apparently the person recognized you and so they were like oh it's on the house
and so it was like no way so he found the connection set of stuff in the trunk
and gave it to them because apparently the girlfriend's a fan. Really? Oh my god. Shout out to Staples.
Also there's the diva that works at Staples that I've been seeing on TikTok.
Have you all have you all been seeing that diva on Staples that works at
Tiktok or that diva on staples that works at tiktok that diva on tiktok that works at staples like I
love her
What if it was her?
It was all oh the boyfriend was working and then the girlfriend is a fan. Yeah. Oh my gosh
She's gonna be so excited. What did he even have in the back? Just like some extra stuff. Sure
Oh
That's so sweet.
That's what you want, okay.
Yo mama's rose toy with the thousand...
um, with the thousand...
bit? Ask Katie who I am, she'll tell you.
Yo mama's rose... is that... who's that? Is that Yanny?
Who's that?
Is it?
No, it's Laurel, girl, shut up.
It's Katie's biggest gifter.
They're always gifting in Katie's sh- Hey, okay.
Money bag, money bag, rose toy, money bag rose toy.
I know that's right.
Oh yeah, I feel like, didn't they gift like 100 gifted the day of, um, the day of
Um, um, when I gifted Katie for something, whatever, what would they was that?
I'm Katie Sugarbama.
Okay.
Okay, Rose toy.
The Minecraft day.
Yes.
The Minecraft day was the Minecraft completion day.
I was like wondering, I was like, what did I gift Katie for the Minecraft completion day?
Okay.
Two spring rolls.
Yummy.
on me amazing wait hold on a minute for a second oh okay I'm muted I was making sure
what it was that we got printed bottles printed bottles painted I was making sure
that it what it was also too I would love to can I see the nails I would love
to shout out I got a DM somebody wanted to make me nails for my party and let me
get her out really quick so I could say it correctly I want to show you I'm gonna
be what these are the nails that I'm gonna wear for my party so I have my
nails on now these are cute these are done by her name is Bambi these are my
nails like these are gel X but then I got press-ons for the party and her
user is GenCord J-E-N-N-C-O-R-D GenCord X Nails. And she made these cute little
kissies. These little kissies. How cute. So I'm gonna wear those for the party.
So, yes! Does anyone know what time the merch release is tomorrow? Can we get a
pink comment with the merch release time and the website, please? It's
It's gonna be 11 a.m. PST for Patreon members, noon PST for the general public.
There we go.
Boom.
And let's pin that real quick.
Boom.
Valentine's Day merch tomorrow, February 12th.
Okay.
Do y'all just want to see it or what?
For the people that are here, like I might as well just show y'all the sneak peek
for the people that are here.
Okay.
Fine.
He can show you, fine, you win, okay, hold on.
So I've warned two of the things.
I've warned two of the things, so let me see.
He could put them out of stock on the site.
Would that be easier?
No, I'll just show them a picture of it.
Dylan said, okay, I don't know what what makes more sense. Let me see. I could just download the zip file that Sewell sent me
Actually, no Dylan fucking because everyone's gonna want to know the size chart and all that shit
So I might as well just go over it with them real quick
So Dylan if you want to do that real quick, and then I'll show you
Thank you Dylan, sorry
Sorry.
So we'll wait a second for him to do that.
Last appeal was denied.
Fuck.
Okay, well, I gave her a connect to the one person that I know at Twitch, which is, well,
hopefully that is something.
Okay.
Maybe I'm hoping that she could figure it out.
Okay, so the first thing we have is the flowers spaghetti tank.
So it is a tank top.
Vanilla Mace, we got the cute lilies of the valley. Super, super cute. Ranges from
extra small to extra large. Very, very cute. Love a tank top. Love a tank top.
So super cute. $25. Please read. Please allow two to three weeks. Oh, my
camera's not here. Okay, I was wondering where I went. Sorry. Please allow two to
three weeks to ship. 100% cotton. Here's the size guide. I wear a large
in this one, I wear a large in this one, it is slightly stretchy, it is slightly
stretchy, I wear a large, yeah, so, but realistically I could wear a medium if I
wanted to as well. These ones kind of, the sizing in these ones, I feel like it
just depends on how tight you like to wear them, so then we have, and then
the other thing, this is the one that you haven't seen yet, is the t-shirt,
You haven't seen the swords tea. I really love this one. So it's a sword with the heart says vanilla mace
Super cute. This one goes from extra small up to 4xL
I'm sorry about there is no plus sizes unfortunately for the tank tops and the baby tees
But I always have the t-shirts and hoodies in plus sizes because it is just like impossible with vendors
I am sorry about that, but I do make sure to have
to have
Other things in stock so we have the the sword stigos from extra small to 4xl
and
yes, so this is this is this shirt and
I
Know I'm sorry guys, and this is how it's been since I've been doing the merch again
I am not a giant company who has access to 90 million vendors and all this stuff
Even the vendors that I do use charge extra for the fucking bigger sizes, which is so stupid and I would never make y'all pay more for
wearing a different size like
So it is unfortunate. It is unfortunate, but again, you know the more
That I do stuff like this the more that I'm probably will be able to like prove to these like big
merch fucking
Production people like hey, I could sell stuff so you know, but anyway, so here's the tea
Again, let's see caught in size. Here's the size
Thing look it also says it on all the descriptions. It says what I wear and everything I wear a large in this one as well
It's boxy. It's oversized in boxy. So it has a slightly bigger fit to it. Anyway, it's not a super like
You can kind of see in the picture. It's a boxier fit, which I like. I like that better
So yes
These release tomorrow the pinned comment tomorrow noon PST and then the third one is I had this on the other day
The cropped baby tea. Oh, this goes up to a 2xl. Okay. Good to know. I didn't know that so the cropped swan baby tea
It's like this cute little like
dotted design
You said might be wrong. Okay, great. Okay, so he might so I might not the website might not be accurate
Right the second okay, but if not it does go up to an extra large for sure
I'm pretty we're pretty sure about that, but I also wear a large in this as well
So yeah, so yeah, and again, it's a little it has a teensy bit
Yeah intended to sit around your belly button, so it is a it is cropped. It is a crop top
It is a crop baby tea, but I really like the fit of this one
It's it's really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice. So I hope you like it
I hope you like it and
And again the same thing will ever be extra extra small as of right now
unfortunately know
the vendor I use whatever sizes that I'm able to get from the vendors that I use and
That's the sizes that they have dang it. I'm sorry
but
But yeah, so yes, and all of these are the same artist that I have used for the last drop
Seul and then also what is making a comeback of course the booty shorts
The booty shorts are also making a comeback tomorrow
And I wear these in an XL
They are stretchy, but since they are like booty shorts. I would recommend
And wearing your size, if not even one size up, if you don't want your literal whole
ass cheeks to be out.
So I would recommend sizing up, especially if you got a lot of junk in the trunk.
If you got a lot of junk in the trunk, I'd recommend sizing up.
I'd recommend sizing up.
So yeah, I wear an XL on these.
And yes, your bunga is going to be looking so right in these shorts.
I promise.
Yes.
So boom.
And then the other stuff that these things, the other things that are like the normal
merch, they are not coming back tomorrow, but they will be being restocked probably some
time in March.
So tomorrow is just for the Valentine's Day exclusive stuff.
So yeah, tomorrow is just Valentine's Day exclusive stuff.
So the rest of the stuff is coming back.
Don't worry, but that'll be some time in March.
And the homepage will show what's available tomorrow.
when you click on the homepage tomorrow,
it'll show you what will be available tomorrow.
Wait, stickers in the hoodies still?
There's still hoodies, there's still some.
Dylan, what the hell?
Did you re-stock the hoodies?
There's a lot to work.
Oh, okay, so Dylan's got, okay,
so if you want a hoodie, hoodies are already up right now.
You want to go grab that?
That's up.
There you go.
Yeah, there is worldwide shipping.
It is fucking expensive.
It is expensive because it is through Shopify.
So it's not like I don't make the prices.
It goes by the way to your package and where you live.
So yes, there is worldwide shipping.
And also please, please, please, please make sure
that you have your address correct.
So many people accidentally put the wrong address
or this, that and then they end up not getting
their package or something.
So please, please try to make sure
you have the correct address and hoodie is true to size.
I'd say the hoodie runs true to size as well.
No Patreon early release will be a post.
I've done it in the past.
So you will just go on my Patreon.
There will be a post on the Patreon that says,
hey guys, here's the password to the website.
Have fun at exactly 11 a.m.
So that's what you're gonna get tomorrow.
So yeah.
But again, and even the Patreon Early Access is a limited amount because I still make it so that not everything could sell out from Patreon.
You know what I mean? So there's a limited amount of the Patreon Early Access as well.
So just if you want to make sure you grab your shit, you should try to be there at 11am for Patreon.
And then if not, you can be there for noon PST.
And again, I'm sorry, like I said,
like I just said five seconds ago,
it's the shipping.
If you live in other parts of the country,
I'm sorry.
The shipping is that it's literally, it's through Shopify.
I'm not a giant million-dollar company.
This is what works for me.
I'm sorry. This is this is how it is. This is how it is. I have no control over that. So please don't shoot the messenger
Oh, you mean the world. Oh, I the world. What is that from the world?
What is that from diamond other parts of the world?
What is that from when they they ask low road?
Where are you from the world? Is that what he said?
Yes, so that, so again, y'all, y'all, yes, I understand y'all's shipping is expensive,
but please do not shoot the messenger, it ain't me.
The Bronx?
The world, right?
Shipping is one-to-one what it costs us to ship, yeah, so it's not like we're made,
it's literally like we break completely even on the shipping, right?
Is that what he means by that?
One-to-one?
What it costs?
exact amount that it would cry it's like we're not making anything off of that
like girl that's just that's just what it's got to be and we've already taken
L's on stuff where people have like put a wrong address or something and then
we're like okay we all right I put my old address can you and then we're like
okay and we'll be what we've like reshipped stuff you know for so we
do try to work with you all we know we do try to work with you all and
stuff so I know but I do apologize about the I do try to I do apologize
about the prices for the shipping if you do live worldwide. I am sorry. No, tomorrow is
just Valentine's Day restock. Tomorrow's just Valentine's Day restock and then after in probably
sometime in March you'll get the normal stuff restocked. But what I'm trying to explain
is the Valentine's Day stuff is this stuff with the exception of the shorts. The shorts
is going to be added to the forever merch. These three things are Valentine's Day exclusive.
These are when they're sold out, they're sold out. These are Valentine's Day exclusive
when they're sold out, they're sold out. If I see like a super, super, super duper
high demand for one thing, maybe eventually I'll like swap one thing out with another
thing or something. But as of right now, this is Valentine's Day exclusive. And these,
they sell out, they sell out, and we only have a limited amount of these, so yes.
So I hope that you like them, I hope that you like them, and the shorts do come, yeah, no,
the shorts are tomorrow, but the shorts will be making a restock, was what I'm trying
to say, the shorts also will be restocking with the Forever Merch as well.
But you will get shorts tomorrow too, so.
So yeah.
But everything else, that's part of the normal stuff.
All the other things in the normal drop will be restocked in March sometime.
But Dylan said, hey, if you're cold, he just restocked the hoodies right now.
So if you're chilly and you want a hoodie, go on down, get you a freaking hoodie.
Look at me and my lady.
Okay, why is this the most zoomed in picture I've ever seen in my life?
If you want a hoodie, get a hoodie.
So there you go.
If you would like a hoodie, go for it.
Are the tanks double D friendly?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
I just wore.
And if you want a little bit extra more room in there,
you can size up.
But I wear a large.
And even with the large, I'm like, I got some room.
I got some room in there.
So if you want a burger, eat a burger.
Like you want a burger, eat a burger.
Yes, I'm streaming tomorrow.
I'm streaming tomorrow.
I'm not streaming Friday, though.
And then the party's Saturday.
Something I'll ask questions like you have to stream on mute.
Girl, that happens every time.
It happens every time.
So I think we covered everything, though.
I think we covered everything, though.
The steady hands, yes.
The rugs are still on steady hands.
And then also, too, I have collaboration
merch on steady hands.
The girl, there's always something.
If you want a little something, I always got something for you.
So we got the, on the Steady Hands website,
the Chai and Miso cardigan, the Vanilla's Varsity cardigan,
and the Chai and Miso rug.
Boom.
There are still some rugs available for wave two pre-orders.
The first wave are already shipped out.
So you already saw our Queen Sabrina had hers hung up
on the wall.
So the Chai and Miso rug is also still available
on the Steady Hands website.
No, I wouldn't say the tank is sheer.
I wouldn't say it's see-through.
I mean, it's cotton, so I guess if you really were like,
and if it was really tight, maybe a teensy bit,
but no, it's definitely not sheer.
I wouldn't describe it as sheer.
So, yeah.
I pull the booty shorts up to my belly button.
Like, I wear them right here.
Like when I wear the booty shorts, I wear them like right under my belly button like right here and they they go up like that and it's completely fine.
So yeah.
So yes.
The party's not going to be streamed. It's going to be recorded for Patreon. It's the same thing I did for it is the same thing I did for
I'm at the Halloween party, just ordered your foodie, yes!
Does the tank go below the belly button or is it short, short?
No, the tank is longer than the baby tea.
The tank goes to probably, I'd say the tank goes to like a little bit past your belly
button if not a little bit farther down.
The most cropped thing is the baby tea is more cropped than the tank top.
So, yeah, and let me change my title to not butch lorak, because we're not doing butch
lorak anymore.
Okay, how much?
Just hanging.
Nice.
There we go.
What are we hanging?
I don't know.
Got to find out.
Maybe some Ds and Ups.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Yes, the SteadyHands stuff does ship internationally as well,
and I'm sure that their shipping is cheaper if you want the rug.
if you want the rug.
Have you watched New Season or Bridgerton?
No, I've never seen Bridgerton,
but Christina was telling me about Def Cheaper.
I know, yeah.
Yeah, so if you want the rug, Def Cheaper,
if you do want some worldwide shipping,
it might be better off ordering from the Steady Hands
website, because they got a little bit more
of a system going over there.
So, but the rugs, please read,
please read before you buy things.
These are pre-order.
The Steady Hands rugs is pre-order,
so they're not gonna ship for a little bit,
But yeah, so, and guys, a lot of the questions
that you're asking are in the descriptions on the websites.
So if you do not, if I do not answer your question,
you can just go and see it there.
But thank you, Yolmama's Roasta with another 1,000 bits.
Vanilla helped me find a Valentine.
I need a feminine girl that's over 20 years old.
Well, we just had plenty of contestants on the Butch Lorette
that I'm sure are just excited.
We have, you have a Patreon?
Wait, what did I say?
What did I say instead of Patreon?
There are plenty of contestants on the Butch the Rat
that I'm sure that are excited to meet you.
Vanilla Baby Songlist can't read.
See, other people in the chat here too.
But yeah, I'm going to take a piss really quick, um, Katie calling you out for having the clap
is crazy.
Y'all, I've told that story on stream like 10 times, she did not, I don't want anyone
to think that Katie seriously called me out for having, y'all I've told that damn story
so many times.
It's a bit, it's a joke, it's silly.
Well, not a, it's not a joke that I had, but I did actually have, but anyway, okay,
let me go pee really quick before I get chlimatea again, all right, be right back.
And that's also, that's not how you get to the video.
Sorry, let me go.
you
Oh, man, my legs hurt.
Oh, man, she beat me up.
That trainer beat me up today.
Oh, she beat me up.
That shit hurt.
It is fun, it is fun in every world.
How do you birthday?
Thank you!
you to see that's a fun prank that's a fun prank where everyone says like
something fun and nice thank you guys I like that one that's your best guy
that's your guys's best prank yet no it's not ever but that's a good prank I
like that one cruise Lorette when like for real okay so if I were to go
cruising for real unfortunately guess what would not be allowed to stream
it maybe I dream on Patriot just kidding let me stop saying stuff like that
because they're gonna be patriots gonna be like okay girl like
Woo!
How was Twinkletown?
You mean Tinkletown?
What's Twinkletown?
Is that what you meant?
Tinkletown?
Ain't it flyin' as if it ain't no pre-war?
Tinkletown was fun. That sounds like it'd be a part of Disneyland.
Tinkletown!
Hey kids! Let's go to Tinkletown!
Kinda like Toon Town, but instead...
It's Tinkletown.
Hey kids!
Hi, you pal!
I love to tinkle!
Hi, you bell!
I have to take a piss!
No? Okay.
You know what? Speaking of that...
Do you think? Hold on.
Hold on.
Do you think?
Oh, damn it, bro.
Okay, that's what I was looking for.
Okay, to town.
That's where I'm at.
But I was trying to see.
Okay, let me, let me download it.
If there was any chance that I could access the Skinny Von Beemflinger account.
The OG, let me see.
Please enter your username and password.
Username, my username was fucking Skinny Von Beemflinger.
Like what do you need username?
Okay, did that work?
Incorrect.
Okay, what about this?
Okay, I don't remember my fucking username.
So do I have to make a new one or what?
Toon Town Launcher, okay, but maybe, how do I launch?
How about the Toon Town, there ain't no Toon! Like...
What?
The plastic? I know, he's fucking obsessed with the plastic.
Okay, how do I make an account?
Click to- okay, sign up.
Username.
Aaron Dippity with the 10 gifted. Thank you Aaron Dippity with the 10. Thank you so much.
Okay, I'm not a robot. Sign up. Looks like the email you entered isn't valid. Okay.
Well that would make sense because I already have a fucking account. I already signed up, I think.
Trouble logging in, click here, I forgot my recent email, okay.
User name, I don't know my F-ing username bro, that's the problem.
Your email's been sent, okay.
What happened?
You okay?
What did she do?
Hey!
Hey, lady.
You redirect it to your page.
What?
Okay.
Your account is verified, you could log in now.
Okay, but I don't know my effing password.
That's the fucking problem.
Hi there, Vanilla Mace.
Okay, great.
Well, I'm logged in.
Count. Okay.
Two in town.
Girl, okay, I'm walking on the website, but I'm not logged in.
Okay, so we did find out that that is my username.
So I just have to figure out my password.
Okay.
Maybe this one.
One more, I'll try one more time.
Manage account current password. Okay, so that's the thing. I don't know my current password
So how long did I don't know my current password?
Okay, so we okay no to in town today because that just pissed me off
Maybe there is no to in town I don't even remember making a password
Let me stop being difficult, maybe we can figure it out.
Okay, let me see.
Trouble logging in, forgot password, email, submit.
Done, check your email for a password reset.
Okay, see it was kind of that easy.
That's all I really had to do.
Okay, so that's all I had to do there.
Do you see how I'm crashing out for nothing?
Okay, we updated your password.
See, and you see how I'm crashing out for no reason.
And he better be...
If I log into this account, and it's not skinny, Vaughn Bean-Flinger, we're going to
have a problem. Tune Guard Code! Hold on, I gotta do my fucking Tune Guard Code. Ah,
because I know how strict they were.
Fucking tune guard code fucking stupid bullshit.
Fucking tune guard like fuck off.
Thank you for the rate, Azzy.
Check your email for the tune guard code.
Okay, maybe there is no tune guard code.
What about in my junk drawer?
What about in, what about in all male? Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Okay, we're in.
Oh my god, we did it.
Yes! He's here!
He's here!
I thought I'd never see him again!
Skinny Vaughn Beanslinger!
He's here!
Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!
Okay, don't forget your tune task, of course.
I can never forget my tune task.
Yeah, this music's kinda loud. Hold on.
Come on, we love it.
Hey, hold on here.
The Kong gal, okay, where's the real settings?
Look, hello, I'm really loud in here.
Okay, we got any settings in here?
Oh, options, did we go?
Uh, options, okay, here we go.
Yeah, let's turn this down a little bit, okay.
That's good.
Woo!
We good there? What? So a little loud? Is that still loud? Or is that okay? So a little lower?
Okay. How about right there? Perfect! The sound effects feel like we can even turn that down a
little bit too. Okay, nice! Okay. And how do I move around? Okay, I'm typing in the
Okay, oh, I forgot it's with
Yo
Rao I didn't I didn't type in Rao. I typed yo
There we go
We got mega goober here
Valentine said howdy who's Valentine CJ Tyler Charlotte
How does everyone customize their their fonts and their names?
This is crazy
Okay, let me see where's a okay, it's it's tuned into it say tune in tines day Valantunes
Are these NPCs you think these are real people
Okay, so the fact that I'm getting stream sniped in
Shoutout to- Okay girl, fuck Amanda.
In fact, I'm gonna Shreve Snipe in- in Toontown?
Shreve Snipe in Toontown?
It's crazy.
Like...
Shreve Snipe in Toontown. I'm not safe. No fucking where.
I'm not safe nowhere.
Ain't nowhere safe.
Here girl.
Miss Ginger.
Ms. Ginger!
What is...
Momomic Muffin!
I love these names!
Okay, hold on.
We got...
What's that smell?
Girl, what smell?
You stink!
Vanilla!
Oh my god.
Hey!
Like y'all this is like
Crispy rat would like Chris P
I'm playing for hours, baby
Okay, so if to town is your is your tea then like about that's fine. I'm not judging you
Okay, click and drag let me see I want to fish a little bit I need to I need to
Like click and drag down the farther you drag the longer your cast will be. Whoo. That was a little too far
Mumble out the water. Oh
My god, I'm supposed to catch a fish. I'm supposed to catch a fish when y'all
How am I supposed to aim for the dark spots?
How do I turn it?
Like this maybe?
You don't know how many more jelly beans for bait.
I was using my jelly beans the whole time!
Okay, hold on.
My food's here.
Oh girl, how do I move, okay.
Alright, get me out of here.
Um, does someone just give me a hundred jelly beans?
How did that happen?
How did I just get a hundred jelly beans?
All right off we go look I'm getting all these jelly beans I'm a nepo baby and
friggin toontail doodle round up the doodles have escaped from the pet shop
whistle to leave the doodles okay okay y'all better not come on whistle
Fucking y'all better whistle. How do I whistle?
How do I whistle? I don't even know how to do shit in a stupid fucking game.
I'm typing in a chat.
Oh, I figured it out. It was control.
Yeah, which way are we? Guys, into the fucking tunnel! No, is it?
Wait, is that the way it was supposed to be?
Oh, I thought we were supposed to put him back into there.
guys come on this way never mind sorry bye bye y'all come on come on come on y'all come
Come on!
Team 1-0?
Well what team was I on?
Oh, team 1 of course.
Okay, great.
With the stupid fucking monkey.
Okay.
I'm kidding monkey, it's okay.
Okay, exit to the playground.
What did you even think you should do in this game?
Like, was this game even fun?
I feel like I didn't really like this one that much.
Cause I didn't like the fighting aspect of it all.
Like what? Is Neopets still a thing?
Bro, is Neopets still a thing?
Tell me it is right now. Tell me it is right now. Tell me it is right now.
It is.
They've ruined it though.
I never did movies. I've actually never played that. Maybe we try that right now. I've never
played that before. Can I play it? Download movie star planet one. Okay. Maybe I'll just
experience this with you or play movie star planet two. Okay. So it literally didn't
even let me click download movie star planet one so I guess we're just going
to have to who do you want to be gay son or thought daughter okay this is kind
of hard I'm gonna be a thought daughter create your movie star okay cute these
avatars are cute love that hair I'm keeping that hair I don't even need to
see the other Harris. Okay, you know, I want pink eyes. It's a game and I can do that. Okay,
and then I like these lips. I like these lips, but I need them more. Oh yeah, that's cute.
Oh no, no, that's what I have, yeah, I like that, okay?
See what kind of undertones, oh, fail girl, see what kind of undertones, look they got different undertones and everything.
We heard about there and then what outfit do I make on guys this is fun okay I
think I like this little dress and then what is this little shawl that I have on
Can I like take that off?
How do I have this shawl thing on?
Where is that at?
Accessories maybe?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I kind of liked it actually. I'm gonna put it back on. I'm gonna put it back on
and then maybe I'll put... let's say like it's a plane tank top. Of course there
isn't.
Hmm
Hmm oh wait, but I can if I do like that
Yeah, I like the dress
Wait, why do I have these stockings on
What are these dang stockings, take these off with me now.
Okay.
Okay, these shoes are chopped.
I'll go back up so I can see the whole fit girl.
Okay, um, let me a little, a little, ooh, you know I love a little Mary Jane girl.
Okay, and then, let me see, maybe I change the color of this.
Ooh.
Okay, yes. She's cute. Put a little glasses on maybe. That's a flag. That's what I meant
whatever tabby, virgin thing. Well, those aren't tabbies, but if they were, that'd be cute.
Okay, maybe you put... Oh, that's cute. A little furl. Necklace.
Oh my god, this is so fun already.
Okay, this is me.
This is real.
This is me.
Actually, no, I have to trick them.
Nova Star.
Welcome! There's so many fun things you can do.
You actually show me around a little bit. Where should we start?
Girl, there's so many... Okay.
Oh wait, hold on. The lady's messaging me.
Okay.
Oh, she's here!
Welcome to the plaza. Use your mouse wheel to zoom.
Nice. Okay. I'm going to show you how to change your mood.
Oh, I could just pick my mood. I want to be angry here.
Happy! Okay, and then you walk places by clicking them and you're ready to explore.
Okay, cool.
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, and I could like walk
in a certain, ooh, okay, she did not come to play.
Okay, wow, look at, everyone's just, can I swim?
No, okay, well, people have pets and stuff too.
What am I supposed to do here?
What's on your mind?
What is this?
Change my email?
Girl, there's so much, that goes into this, thank you.
I want to be skipping what's on here I want to post up f-ing status
Which button if she okay you should click that button
Okay, thank you. Okay. I don't want a tutorial anymore. I lied about the tutorial
I'm gonna play as a guest
Only registered users can update your status
I just want to tell everyone how mad I am that I can't write a status.
That was the tutorial. No, there was more tutorial, but receive an autograph from who?
Did I meet somebody famous? Can I like to, hey, oh, okay, so I can only show, okay.
I don't feel like making a freaking account. Okay, I'm getting love.
I'm getting loves and hearts
Star game studios
I don't want to dress up though
Oh, I want to go into there
Can't do shit can't do shit
Can I make a movie
Wait, is that, just ask what it is, is it like you make movies?
Oh my god.
Do you want to go back to say the word?
No, fine, I promise.
Oh my god, right, come on, let's just go back.
You're literally shaking.
No, I'm just cold.
Just hurry.
Okay, what can happen next?
Friday, 9 12 p.m.
Wait, this is kinda cool.
Who is that?
Yo, you made it!
Hey, yo, Viv, come meet some of my friends.
Hi, I'm Vivian.
Viv, this is Alice and Mia.
The one and only.
Hi, nice to meet you.
You guys grab a seat.
I'ma go grab some drinks.
Hey Daniel, can we talk?
Mia, what's wrong baby?
I don't know, I think I just wanna go home.
But you just got here.
I know, I'm sorry.
Mia, wait.
Friday, 10 48 p.m.
Why would she leave by her fuck itself?
I feel so stupid.
What was that girl?
Whatever, I really need to get back home
before my mom notices I left.
I think my house is this way?
Girl!
Okay, I swear I've already been this way.
Let me just call Alice, maybe she can help me.
Great, no battery.
What am I gonna do now?
Tweak snaps, huh?
Who's there?
Oh, hey, are you okay?
Don't worry, I'm here now.
Who the fuck is this?
You
Wait no that was kind of tea hold on that was good that was good
Okay, you love larpy
Wait speaking of that hold on speaking of that
Speaking of that
There is a fire remember there was a there's a fun one that I'm gonna play after I eat my
Play after I eat my rolls. Oh, but look at that. Oh look at that shrimp all shrimp all through the bitch
Bitch!
Shrimp all through the bitch!
Okay, let's try it.
Okay, that reminds me of something that I played one time, but I'm gonna see if I can
find it again.
Mmm!
Mmm-mmm!
Yeah, I remember this, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I want to make a movie.
Okay.
So, Valentine's Day, should I do a Valentine's Day theme?
Okay.
So let's start this way it's okay people join because they can't really bother me cuz I'm just like doing my own thing in this one
Okay, I
Can explain I can explain
If you if you're an og one of my youtube watchers I
Had made a movie last time actually am I able to see my previous movies?
Am I able to see my previous movies?
How do I shoo- Here we go movies, okay.
My movies.
Alright, let's not watch this together.
Yum, this tea is so buss.
Who the heck is that?
I don't know bro, I'm scared.
The end.
So that, that was my movie.
That was my movie.
Um.
So, let's do a new one, okay, let's look up, so Valentine's Day, let's do like, a restaurant.
No, I spelled restaurant wrong.
Holy fuck I spelled it so wrong.
Restaurants.
Okay hold on, gun to my head, I gotta spell restaurant.
Why is this, oh my god.
Rest.
Restaurant?
Like that?
How do you spell that Christina?
You said Restaurant!
Like that?
What is that?
Is that right?
Yes, this is right.
Yes?
What is that? Is that right?
Yes, this is right.
Yes? Okay.
Perfect.
Set the scene
Okay
Okay copy slide, okay boom
What's out of character in here oh I could put Katie in here
What the hell? That's pretty cool. Where'd she go?
All right, hold on. These are so good I can't even get over it.
I was on here, but I'm not would be cool that
Is that quackity?
How do I animate?
Can I see what that looks like?
Okay.
Or maybe animate.
And then I, yeah, I go from there to there.
Okay, I like that.
That's good.
Okay.
And then,
where's your text?
Hmm.
Not too many options here.
here.
Hey, you fucking heroics.
Oh!
Okay, that one's good, okay.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
MUSIC
OK.
MUSIC
Now, what would her date be?
MUSIC
That has to be a good angle of the rat too.
What about girly rat?
Wait, can I, hold on.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Okay, hold on. I'm cooking.
Perfect.
Why can't I?
Okay.
That's good, that's good, but then, okay, mm-hmm, that's good.
You think I should make him go down?
Alright.
That's better.
Okay.
That is better, you're so right about that.
Let's just play the whole thing and see how it's going.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, okay.
So that's how long.
Okay.
That's about how long my movie is. Okay!
Okay, great.
Okay, let's watch it. I guess that's...
Oh!
Oh my god, okay. When is mine gonna be up there?
Is mine in the order to be up there?
Oh my god, I'm second in the queue.
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, let's see this one, the grand premier.
Wake up, watch.
We was kidnapped, huh?
we thought let's find weapons k
like for parts of
okay
it was me
I can't wait for my blind date to get here!
Take it, it's stupid.
I hope I'm not late.
You're totally fine.
Come sit.
Okay.
I have the door open twice, but that's okay.
Wow, you look amazing tonight.
Thank you.
Dude, that was really good!
That was really, really good.
That was really good. I think I did a pretty good job.
Mmm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay, last bite.
That's the real Wuthering Heights. That's the real... Oh, I knew one. Okay, wait.
Okay, now I like that one.
I like that one.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm.
You guys believe I ate it with the sauce?
The sauce got dry.
Mmm.
Mmm!
Mm!
Mmm!
Mm!
Oh, thank you.
You can have a coffee. Please.
Mm.
Thank you.
Oh, well, a new flight.
I'm catching a fucking flight.
It's not very appetizing to smell that if you could change them, that'd be great.
It wasn't my son, I promise. I think it was somebody next to you.
He's on me. I can smell it so strong now. It's definitely him.
I'm gonna see.
And I'm not kidding, but...
Does anyone know what time the plane takes off?
I'll help you.
Uh-oh.
But I'm not kidding.
But I can open it.
Yeah.
Right, right.
I think bartender. Guys, where's my raw steak at? I think I think not. I don't you don't have to cook it or anything. So it should be.
Oh, bartender. Could I get a shake and lemon chill please?
Would you like a bite sovereign?
I think they lost.
I don't think they lost.
Oh, you did.
Just
still waiting on a steak, bro.
So, if it was on the table, it would have been better.
And better
Thank you wow very fast service. Thank you and they didn't forget the rocks too. Thank you so much
Oh
We're gonna do about that oh my bad y'all I'm VIP around here though
Oh, that's good, that's good, oh that's good, oh that's good, that's good, okay, I drink
it all.
I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that Noonie is over 18 years old who's
This is an 18 and I'm a surfer.
Or, or what? I really don't know.
No barn tender out here though.
Okay.
Is it boxing? What is this place? What even is this place? Like there's no hotel, there's no nothing.
He says there's a lazy river, and it goes farther back.
It goes farther back.
Ooh, okay.
This is cute.
Y'all just expose yourselves, man.
Y'all just expose yourself.
Bruh.
The whole fun point of Roblox is that I'm in there with random people and I get to have
fun random conversations.
That's the whole point why it's fun.
If you're new here and you don't know, do not join me.
Do not come find me.
I don't have my joins on.
I don't have my friend requests on.
Y'all are freaking weird.
Y'all are weird.
I don't know what I expect.
Well, actually, I was going to say I don't know what I expect from children, but
If that was an 18 and up server, y'all's brains are almost fully developed, and I know it's
not that serious because it's Roblox, but it's just weird.
If I'm just saying, hey, can you not do that, and y'all are doing it every single time,
it is just a little weird.
So if you would like to stream, please go start your own career and get on your Zoom
and stream if you want if you want your two seconds of fame go do that
I'm just here. I just want to play a silly little game and have and have and meet people and meet some people
That are already in the game
But that's the thing
It's so stupid Roblox because you block them, but they still can come and find you it's so dumb because that because they'll go through
Every single snow don't find the game that you're on go through every server to find which one you're in it
so it's like the
The the amount that people go through to get a free game is so stupid. It's so dumb
Please
Okay, let's put this in the real test
If I join another game right now and you join me, you are a fucking weirdo freak loser.
And you don't know how to listen to people in respect boundaries.
Okay, let's try that.
And I didn't even show the name of this one.
Okay, so far so good.
Excuse me.
I think we're good.
But I am going to keep an eye out for Selenar and don't think that I won't.
You see how easy that is?
See how easy that is when you just gotta buckle down and be a little mean sometimes?
God, well I worked up quite the fucking appetite, so...
Let me get some food. Okay, I would like, I would like a strawberry cake. I think I
would also like...
Oops, sorry about that. I would like a Japanese dessert. I would like a
I need the gamehouse.
Okay, fine.
Joining the cute dessert gamehouse too.
Ooh, savory.
Let me get a...
Ooh, is that a little egg tart or quiche?
Let me get that.
I'm gonna take a quiche.
I'm gonna take an empanada.
Mmm, I'm gonna take an empanada.
Yup.
And I'm gonna do a cupcake too.
I'm gonna do a cupcake too. I'm gonna do a red velvet. No more space in my place!
Oh basement! What's in the basement? Is that new? Oh!
What the? Oh, there's a private party back here. Wait.
Hey, wait, I want to go into there.
You weren't supposed to be that, you were not supposed to be that.
Where are people from like, where would they have to be?
Hello?
Lauren and...
Do you have any room for a poor soul like me?
What?
Do you have any room for a poor soul like me?
Hello?
Where are you?
At the door!
Wait!
Who's talking to me right now?
Me!
My name's Vanilla, I'm at the door!
Huh?
I'm at the door!
The door of the- of the room that you're in!
I'm not in any room, what do you mean?
Okay, now you're gaslighting me.
What the heck?
Wait, where are you at? What's your username? Oh, and maybe you aren't where I think you are.
Oh, what the heck? You weren't. I was and I was tall. I was down here. I was talking to these people
at the door they don't have they don't have voice chat oh what the heck oh my god
so I was upstairs that she was talking to me I'm the one inside this room I was
just upstairs they said there's an age player what does that even mean oh
there's an underage player that who aware
They're like flies I want to get like you I want money can you even hear me let me see
What's his name
Where is he oh dang it he can't even hear me he can't even freaking hear me I
Could hear them funky again
Okay, I want my food. Why'd you stupid vanilla? I literally wanted
like please don't make fun of my bald head
why not I'm hungry
Get your own plate this one what what do they mean okay what the heck you can
Drown!
Okay, alright.
Alright, oh and look, of course.
Humiliation can't get this point, okay?
I'm just enjoying my food.
It's fine, I can get my...
If I want to get my own private room, I can do that.
Like it's fine.
Okay, well, I just busted that down, and I'm so hungry.
Well, these are cute.
You need a plate.
Girl, I have a plate.
Oh, I'm holding three plates on accident.
I knew it was too good to be true. I knew it was too good to be true.
Oh, we're not on this one. You can go let me in this one.
Hello? Ghost herds have it?
Can you hear me?
The fact that my play goes through the door, hello?
Okay, let me find another one.
If it echoes immediately after, that's fine, because that's just probably because they're
playing on there through a friggin' iPad or something, and it's just like the sound
from the actual game.
Okay, let me see.
Why the hell would they make that the picture?
What the fuck?
I'm trying to think of a good role-play one.
I guess this is what I have on from the last time I played.
I put a new doctor in town.
Okay. Great.
Okay, but I'm a patient, so how do I become a doctor?
Because that's embarrassing.
I'm literally lying to people.
Okay, specialty role, okay, doctor.
Okay, um, okay.
was a little bit of a jump scare.
Okay.
Hey guys, this is my first day on the job.
So what am I supposed to do?
This is head to a treatment computer and sign in.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, skip tutorial.
This is your doctor, probably.
You see, you're checked in patients.
Okay, amazing.
So everyone's in surgery, awaiting surgery.
sharpened okay i could tell savannah okay
upgrade
no this might be worth it honestly okay
have been here two seconds getting taste
has requested to put you in now
i am a doctor
how much was it
So I have to pay to be these people's surgeon.
I want to be having surgery and, no.
Glinda?
She's kind of cute.
All right, Glinda, I'm going to have to perform a COVID-19
test on you really quickly, so just stay still.
Who?
You.
Are you not Glinda?
But I'm dead.
Well, how do I see you right in front of me?
Um, okay, I actually have leg pain.
You have leg pain?
Yeah, I have leg pain.
Okay, come with me.
Alright, I know I don't have my scrubs on, but like, I just didn't have time this morning.
just come on in here. Have a seat. Okay. Oh, hold on. You can see my up your skirt. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Okay. No men in the room. Thank you. Okay. There we go. Curtains
are closed. Okay. Um, so what's happening with your leg? Do you want to tell me more about
that? Um, my ankle fell off. Okay. That's why it hurts. Okay. Do you know where
your ankle went? No. Okay, let me just. Can you find it? Yes, I can. And then we could
probably do an emergency surgery to reattach it really quickly. So I am going to go, you
might have left it in the lobby. So I'll be right back. So stay right here. Okay.
Okay, so the ankles.
Okay.
Okay, so I did not find your ankle, but there is actually this new state-of-the-art procedure
that we have been working on.
It is still in its early stages, so you would be one of the first testers ever,
you would just have to sign a few things.
But it is a rat ankle surgery.
So we take the ankles from rats
and we are able to give you a rat ankle.
Oh, does it have to be a rat?
Yes, unfortunately it does.
Can it be like a dog?
No, it has to be a rat.
But we could find a pretty big rat.
So it'll be almost the size of a dog, a dog's leg.
So your options here are there's another doctor. Yeah, sure. Well, let me go find someone else. Oh
Actually, look at this here dinosaur right here. Oh
Yeah
His leg
Yeah
Dinosaur, what do you say about that?
Hey, I think he's okay with all right lay down. Okay. What okay?
Wait, no, I want his leg. I want his leg
Well, oh my okay, well he just tased me so
So he's about to get both his legs cut off
If he don't stop playing
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna operate on this guy right here
Hey move that
Okay, hold on let me okay
Let me get some my scissors here
And perfect all right his legs are oh legs. Sorry
Okay, I did accidentally cut both off, but that's fine. Okay, thank you so much, Dinosaur.
You're gonna have to move to another bed now.
So I have to do the... I have to finish this transplant.
It's in the tools.
Okay, fine. I'll cut this off too.
It's free since it is an early trial testing, so it is actually free.
Yellow, black, white.
Oh! So am I the first person?
Yeah, you are the first human that we've actually attempted this on.
Okay, Taser.
Okay.
Okay perfect and then let me just get my tools back out here and where is my handy dandy?
One second here.
Where's my glue?
Okay this would do just fine.
Okay, um, so I have your doctor and you're not part of the group.
Oh my god!
Can I just sanitize really quickly?
That nother sound, I'm working for you now.
Okay.
Perfect.
And you did amazing and here's some flowers for you and a donut.
Oh, sorry, I ate it actually on accident.
Oh, I do want to go to a dentist.
Where's your manager?
Over here.
Oh right here in the blue right here so I'm not sure
No, yeah right here, that's my manager
Go before she realizes that the right angles are gonna get infected
What is this the BBL ward?
Are you good over here girl?
Rescue from cardiac arrest.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Hold on.
Are you okay?
Confused and angry dehydration.
Okay.
Please take care of me.
Okay.
I will absolutely.
Let me see one second.
I'm going to go get you a gown.
One second.
Okay, supply room.
So if I was the supply room, where would I be?
Yeah, where would the supply room be?
Family restroom.
That's an NPC.
That's not even a real person.
You're lying.
Ashley, talk to me.
Ashley, tell me right now, were you real or are you fake?
Don't do this to me, Ashley.
I trusted you.
I trusted you. Oh, well, here's the rat for the
the rat ankle surgery. Perfect.
Dang it.
Dang it!
My God, bro.
I got bamboozled.
I got bamboozled!
I thought she was real.
So you could never trust anyone.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna find, I'm gonna find
a map so obscure
and so random
that nobody is even going to be able to find me in it.
No one!
Okay, and so niche.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm trying to think of something random I could type in.
Okay.
I want to find one that has zero people
what the fuck actually can I have one of the little chocolate
ok that was a game called duck haven and then when you went to leave it said no
why are you leaving I'm a 14 year old and I worked really hard on this game on
the screen and it started crying.
That's what it said.
Here I'll show you.
Okay it was supposed to be crying.
I know it sounded a little...
Here I'll show you.
Thank you.
I thought it would be a fun game about ducks and then when you go like that.
Why are you leaving?
Please stop.
I work too much on this game.
No matter what you do, I love you.
I hope you enjoyed my game.
OK.
I just typed, those are the two words that
popped in my head were duck globe.
So that's what I put in.
But I think it's fun.
Miss you miss universe pageant. Oh my god. Go get me in there
you
So you are going to be really happy about this.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it. Also, Clonopin with the gift.
Woohoo! I got a cat! I got a cat! Thank you, Clonopin!
Oh my god, Clonopin with another gift!
Magical of baby girl, a shadow, once I know my lover's so mystical!
Oh my god, Clonopin with a third gift!
Hey, Meowcicle's wagon!
Woo!
Whatever, Krista!
The vibrant llama, of course.
Oh my God, guys, are you serious?
Oh my God, okay, we need to customize Kitty.
And I only get to customize the kitty one time
Okay base tan, okay, I
Want to look like Chai though, okay, let me see the
Accent okay, what if I did accents like that and then what if I did?
Wait
Then what if I did
Okay.
That doesn't really look like chai.
Doesn't really look like chai.
So girl, that'll look like him either, but that's actually a cute cat.
So I might just go with that.
I might just go with this though.
I like this little guy.
I like the gray.
And then detail.
Oh!
Okay, I see what you're- okay!
So I could do like a different color ear if I wanted to.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna do that.
Build normal.
Racholgy!
Oh, I need a big freaking cat!
Oh wait, hold on!
Make him big!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah, he gotta be big wait no make him big. Yeah, he gotta be big
Okay, I'm happy with that
And his name gonna be
Biggie cheese
Let's fucking go
Let's fucking go!
Claim them!
Equip them!
Alright.
Poppy fucking scary-ass.
Okay, well let's change the skin, because it is scary, but let's see the shop.
Tom and Ata.
Okay, cute.
Okay, cute. How many V-Bucks do I have? Where do I see my V-Bucks?
Whoa, look at these! Oh my god, look at these little pink Convert. Oh my god, are you effing joking my ass? Cupid kitty?
I have zero. We're okay, so where are you seeing that?
Okay, what if I told you that I have- what if I told you I have a V-Bucks card that Masi gave me?
That I still haven't even cashed in.
What if I told you that I had almost $50 in V-Bucks right in front of me?
Why is it an evolve?
Because I was for safekeeping.
It was for safekeeping.
You never know when you might need that.
Okay, well I need to scratch the coat off.
What can I use to scratch it?
Let's see if this will work.
Okay, that's not working great.
Okay.
There's something.
There's nothing.
Yeah, actually, this will work.
Ooh, that might have worked too good, girl.
Ooh.
Okay, now that's fine.
Okay.
And how do I cash in V-Bucks?
Asking for a friend?
How do I cash in V-Bucks?
Asking for a friend?
I gotta do it on the Epic's games.
Epic game.com slash effing VBuck?
Okay fine.
What account am I even logged into?
That's a good question actually.
Ooh.
Okay got it.
Epic game.
Okay.
Epic game.
I don't even know what I'm having signed in with, like why can't I just do it on
f-ing Fortnite? Okay of course email and password do not match, like of course it
doesn't. Of course it doesn't, why would it? Guys also use creator code vanilla
mace on Fortnite. Use creator code vanilla mace on Fortnite and you can
Then you love is yeah, just do it. I said I really know what it does. I think it like gives me money somehow
15 gifted yo mama's rose toy with the 15 gifted. Thank you. Yo mama's a rose toy with the 15
gift
You have a cold. Yes vanilla mace. I do and I don't know who who was using it on
This past month, but some of y'all were were really using it. I was like, well, I got like you little epic check
I was like, we're really using that so thank you. Thank you for that and thank you. Yolana's arosta with a 15 gifted
Okay, but here's the thing so I am signed in on my computer, but I don't actually know
I'm signed in there so that's kind of pissing me off
Oh my fucking god.
You could do it on Fortnite.
Are you sure about that?
Can I do it on the Epic Games app?
Okay, GIFs?
GIFs!
Yes!
Unopened.
No.
Received.
No.
That's not what I'm looking for.
Okay.
Account balance.
There we go.
Sign in though.
Why would we sign in if we already signed in right here?
What are you doing here?
Bullshit!
Okay, I think I took this out.
I'm gonna lose it. I'm really a redeem fortnight gift card. Yes. Oh my god, redeem your gift card.
That's, is that all I have to do? This doesn't seem correct. It might work.
Okay, forgot password, what if I just forgot my password?
Yeah, that's fine, right?
And then I could go, and then I'm hoping that this account, the one that I'm logging in
with this is the one that's my actual because I have like multiple random
fortnight accounts for some reason I never know what choice connected to
which okay so I still have gotten email so I could do it in fortnight I can
claim the I could claim it just check your epic app and see what email you're
Oh, yeah, actually, I could do that, but you're so right. Account.
Okay, no still making me log in.
Settings. Yes.
No, not showing me anything.
It doesn't show me anything. I have to log in to see fucking anything.
Okay. Okay. Fortnight Epic. Okay. Watch how I'm about to do this. Watch how I'm about to do this.
Forgot password. Boom. Reset your password. Watch how I'm about to do this.
Just got an email from Groupon about Chuck E. Cheese family playing pizza package. Thank God. Okay
Got my code
Okay, and it's better be this better be the right one is better be the right one create a new password will do
Oh my God, sign in, okay.
And please sum it up into the six digits of the recap.
Okay, is it the right account?
It's not.
It's not!
It's literally not.
Okay, great.
Um, no, that's good.
Okay.
No, let's change account. Okay, sign in another way. Okay, um, okay
Let me see if I ever got that email about the other one
So I didn't get
So that's where I'm confused.
Okay, so maybe it's another, okay, let's try this one.
Ah, okay, maybe it's that one.
You must use a device and be in location
where you usually sign in.
What are we doing?
What is happening?
Genuinely.
Why is it so confusing?
Literally, how do kids do this?
Okay, and I don't even have a fort-
Literally, I'm so confused,
because I'm not getting an email on my-
email that I think I'm-
I'm not getting an email on my-
I'm getting an email on my email that I think I would have.
This is the only other possible email
that I could have the freaking Fortnite account.
Wait, no, I'm lying.
I know the other email that I could have it on.
I'm a liar.
It's like a Microsoft or some stupid shit
that I made with my Xbox, but I don't fucking remember.
But let me see, maybe if I'm, okay, Microsoft.
right? Isn't that what it is?
Outlook whatever the fuck. Bullshit.
I'm going to scream.
I'm doing it though. We're going to get in there.
We're going to get in there.
Don't you even worry about that.
Okay.
We're going to get in there.
Okay.
Okay, so that's not that.
That's not right.
Okay, one more try and then I'll give up.
One more try.
I think I got this.
Okay, signing with Xbox.
Let's do that.
Xbox, Xbox Network, yep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay, so it's just not working, so it is not working, so we're just, we're fucked.
So what I can do here is log into a different Epic account.
Oh, so, okay, so all I have to do is click log out and it actually told me the exact
email that it was.
Okay, that's great.
So that's all I had to do actually was click log out and then now I just have to guess
my password to get back in.
Boom!
We're in!
Okay, hold on.
We're in.
Okay, we're in.
Hold on.
Okay, we should be good. Now I have to just log in on here. Yes, this is me. This is me.
This is the correct account. Yes, that's me. Yes, that's me. Boom, we're good. Okay.
Now watch how I do this. Now I go on Epic Games Fortnite. Sign in. Boom. Okay, we
We're in. We're completely in. Amazing. Okay. So now, yes, this is me. Continue. Oh my
god, we're in. Now how do I claim my freaking stupid ass? Okay, redeem code. Holy shit.
Here we go. Okay. We got it.
4, 8, L, R. Just kidding. Okay.
Let's see, redeem?
What do you mean?
What?
Oh, I missed a letter, I think.
Have a fortnight gift card. Oh, I was in the wrong place. I was in the wrong place. Okay
This is like a V bucks code. Yes, it is
Next
Confirm?
Yes!
Okay, it works.
Okay.
Let's do one more.
Oh my God, and it only took 25 years.
Oh my God, okay.
Okay.
Oh my god okay. Confirm. Okay now let's boot it up. Oh my god we did it. We freaking did
it. Thank you, Mozzie. Woo! It only took 50 million logins. Oh! We did it. We did it.
Good night, white boy Carl. Look at that purchase items redeemed. Oh, 5600 effing v-bucks, you
bitches wish. Okay, anyway, let's see if there's even anything I want. Well, obviously I would
like Cupid Kitty as well, so we are gonna get Cupid Kitty. That's worth it. And we'll
We'll claim him, we'll customize him later because I do want to use the Fat Cat for now.
Okay I will pass on all of these.
Oh my god!
Bad Bonnie!
Lee? Oh for a second I thought it was D-D-Hubbin! D-D-D-Hubbin!
Can they please put de-hopping?
Oh, how do I out-support a creator, girl?
Yes!
What the fuck?
Little weird SpongeBob
We go here!
I got it!
And there's mad shit in the fucking gift store. Oh, gift shop whatever fuck
Chapel
Bro, okay, come on hold on
Wait, are all the other ones gone, or is it just this one, or is it multiple costumes?
It's in the music pass?
Where's that at?
Okay, passes.
Show it to me.
Music pass.
Oh
So that you could just upgrade the outfit like the more you play is that oh
So if I if I get it right now how much is it?
1400 I
Get it automatically
Okay
That's worth it.
Okay, so this is perfect. Okay, amazing.
So let's see. So I'm chapel. Let me see.
Put the piano on my back. What else do we got? Does she come with? Oh, we should probably do...
That's cute. That's part of Carol G's.
Yeah, maybe like a guitar or something would be cool.
Or... oh my god.
I know that goes with Ice Bice, but that kind of goes with her too.
So I'm gonna do that. And then I'm gonna do...
I can have the piano as a pickaxe.
Okay, fuck it. Glider.
That one's cute.
Okay, my shoes are busted the fucking house, so we're not gonna worry about shoes.
We're gonna keep her normal shoes on and then I want to be on fire.
And then, and then another like cat, where's he at?
Where's the cat?
Maybe I have to unlock her hat.
I don't think I have anything for her.
The paw print.
Paw print.
Where, in here?
Ooh, E-I-E.
Where?
Oh, hey.
Yup!
All right me and biggie cheese. Let's do it
And what should I play just normal battle battle Royale
Our build non-build the girl re or reload surf city
Okay, where do I find fucking to zero build?
it's all in one now reload okay select so is this zero builder is this no build
zero bill okay okay I'm understanding it now I'm understanding it now I'm
understanding it now I'm ranked oh hell no oh fuck no give me out of there
Uh-oh, okay, whoo!
Her hat is already unlocked, well how do I put it on?
There we go.
Reactivity on?
What is the reactivity?
Oh, that's the glitter?
Yeah, I want that.
Okay.
You ain't got a what if this is my nature, really I'm a error, and maybe I'm a gamer.
You're reloaded. That's okay I want to do reload I want to do reload. Let's try it out.
I know I want to try reload.
Yeah, does Dillon wanna play?
No, he's up. He saw us on the chat.
I'm here. Okay, it's all good. Let's run it.
Alright, after this one, Dillon, let's run it.
Dillon's cracked.
Dillon will carry me to victory.
Is-is, um...
Is the fucking, um...
Cartman!
Ladders!
Are they still in the game?
No? They're gone! Everything just got here!
Looking for the big cheese!
It's over? Are you serious?
No way they barely did anything.
So, when girls go to scratch their bowels...
That's my favorite thing.
Do girls not have bowels?
No.
So when dares go to scratch their bowels.
Okay.
Let's go to...
Ooh, cashmere cliffs.
Sounds fun.
But battle with boulevard, I know that's where the action's about to be at.
I'm taking it, I forgot to thank the bus driver.
I'm so fucking rude.
He ain't got a word, it's all in my nature.
Baby, I'm a dicker
Baby, I'm a give-a
Okay, y'all fucked up giving me let me know about this skin because now I'm gonna just keep singing that dang song
Whoa, what is that? Oh
Okay, hold on we're off to a good start
Look at my sensitive extra spicy ramen.
Wait, and I do, so I do, oh my god, why is my sensitivity stupid high?
Like that is so high.
Eat it.
Eat it now.
Eat it up.
Eat it.
Eat it up.
Oh!
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice!
And who the fuck is in here?
And who thinks they could just walk- Snoop Dogg, Snoop It Ass, you ca-
Think you could just walk up in here like that.
Look, and there's an idiot too.
Think he could just walk up in here like that.
Think I'm not gonna just melt him to pieces.
He thinks I'm not gonna melt him to smithereens.
Okay. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Who did that? Where's that coming from? Oh, you're lucky
you can't hit your shots, bucko! Because I can! Anonymous 269? It's like all bots because
it's my first game. Okay. Oh my god, I thought this was a guy I got scared. What the fuck
was that? I thought I saw something. And that's how you clear a bitch.
Yeah, how would you think Fortnite pays to put you in the game?
Genuinely.
At least two dollars. At least two dollars.
I'll move the cam to the top, yeah, you're right.
Ah, good thing you can't hit your shots. Good thing you can't hit your shots.
Oh, you're gonna pay for that. Wait, where is it even coming from?
Oh, who the fuck?
Chapel really? Diva on Diva crime? Really? Okay, let me get down here
Okay
Wing Sue is that worth it is the wingsue better than this thing that I have oh girl
Woooooh! We're going up! Bup bup BAPPA WE're going...
Get the fuck away from me!
Oh my god, I don't know how I just got away from there!
We're going up, up, up, up, up, we're going...
Okay, hold on, let me get this stupid ass.
He's pissing me off.
Okay, there's too many people here.
Y'all go fight each other. I got shit to do. Yeah. You see how easy that is? Look. Look.
Two idiots. Okay, another. I'm gonna eat this again. I'm getting here, biggie cheese!
Skilly out there
Okay
Okay, it's just getting real real freaky, okay, I think I am gonna take these though just in case I need to get the fuck up out of here
Do half pots like not exist anymore haven't seen one yet
whew
What is that? What is that blue shit? Why is it that glowing blue like that?
When you deal damage it up it up raises okay
okay first and foremost chapel you know
because you lost the first time remember
and you're gonna lose again what is
that med miss smoke grenade okay that
could be a little bit useful actually
But not right now
Yes, I am playing with controller Zoe's bubble shield, ooh
Okay, I don't think I liked guys. Do you guys like the sword is the sword good or no?
Okay, this bitch wants her revenge. I thought that was chapel again
Okay, she's using her damn shield bubble.
Okay, how long is that?
Okay, that thing seems pretty good, the shield bubble thing.
Okay.
He thought I didn't see him.
Watch how I'm about to play him for a fucking fool.
I
Okay, switch shotguns low-key, okay, I'll try
What do you get shot? Oh no, that was chapel. Oh look at this. Look at this fucking idiot. Look at this fucking idiot
I think he could be, look, he think he could be sneaky, not, no, not around these parts, not around these parts.
Oh, you're so lucky I decided to reload at that moment.
You're so lucky I decided to reload at that moment.
He, he, he would have been, hmm, he would have been gone.
Would have packed his ass right up.
Sorry, I keep asking, I keep asking about the sword and then not looking at the ch-
What was that?
I keep asking about the sword and they're not looking at the chap.
Is it good or no?
Get the shotgun outside.
Is that not the one that I have?
The pump?
Well, it's never too good with a pump.
The sword is ass?
Okay.
Okay, let me get some good positioning over here, kind of in the middle of two fights.
I don't really like that.
I do want to get into these, uh, what is this, what about the Twin Hammers?
Twin Hammer over Pump?
Yes or no?
Twin Hammer over Pump?
Yes or no?
Okay, well more people are saying yes than no.
Okay, but at least I can reboot.
At least I can reboot.
So what's the, you only get two reboots the whole game?
Is that what it is?
Is that how it is?
Is that, what is this reboot system?
Three.
Oh shit, there's somebody over there.
Let me get that, let me get that, let me get that slurf truck.
Let me get that slurf truck.
Okay, where?
I can't even drive that bitch.
I thought I could drive.
Bitch, you don't even got no fucking wheels on it.
Okay.
Does it tell you where you died?
Cause I don't remember.
Slap juice? Okay I can, I can work with this, I can work with this.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FOTHERFUCKER!
Oh thank god, okay.
Oh that was the guy that was trying to kill me earlier, no?
I knew I thought I saw something.
Okay.
Okay, nice.
Oh, this guy's about to have the worst day ever.
Was that the same guy?
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Oh my god.
He had so much time to react to that!
What is he doing?!
Oh, that's a different guy.
Come on, hit your shots! Got him.
Is that a flying fucking squirrel?
WOOOOO! You couldn't even find me! You couldn't even find me, girl!
Okay, Wing Sue kinda looks lit.
Is it better than the Arc Lightning Gun?
Wing Sue or Arc Lightning Gun? Let me know right now.
Oh, that should, like, auto-wings for you.
Fuck.
Okay, Reboot's disabled, y'all! Reboot's disabled!
what's the slap juice do? I know I should have got the wingsuit. I'm gonna go around.
FUCKING HOLY SHIT DID HE HAVE 900 HEALTH?!
Oh no.
I'm gonna take the wingsuit, I'm gonna take the wingsuit.
Holy fuck this shit is lit!
Yeah, you wish you could hit me out the fucking sky, bitch, you wish.
Okay.
I got good positioning right here.
I can see everything, I can see everything happening right here.
Look at this.
It's beautiful.
Nothing's getting by me.
Nothing is getting by me.
Can the other people see my cat, or is it just me?
only teammates okay everyone see that okay somebody's flying in
Okay, I'mma let her have that, I'mma let her have that.
Okay, for my first game back, for my first enemies can jump through the portal, they just
through PORTAL!
For my first game back, I'll take it.
Okay.
I'mma run that one again.
Oh, this is the same bitch who killed me earlier, okay.
Fucking bitch.
Oh, I'm killing.
Get me out of here.
Okay.
Okay, let me see.
I don't know if I got my-
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Wait, hold on.
Voice chat.
Where's audio input?
Voice chat. Okay. Hello? He should be able to hear me. It's his on or not.
What the heck?
I gotta pee again, so hold on.
Let me see if he well-dilling figures that out
Hello
Hey
are we good are we good are we good
and she caught him by the mouth. I waited a long time. She finally set him free. I told him I can't lie. He was the only one for me. Two weeks a week caught on fire. She's getting out for me, but I wear the biggest smile.
What have I ever meant to break, but I got him where I want him now.
What I was never my intention to break, just stealing away from you now.
But God, does it feel so good?
Did he figure it out?
I did.
Is your mic working?
Yeah, it should be good.
Oh, OK.
Let's take it from the side.
Which one do you want to do, Rilo?
for sure
oh good
did you get a new mic?
yeah I did
oh it sounds crisp
caught on fire
yeah for
guys Dylan's birthday is on Wednesday
well what's today?
next Wednesday
okay
I was never born
bro
in a week
the big unk birthday
the big unk birthday the big 3-0
isn't there a 30 years old playing call dude?
years old playing Call of Duty.
No, I feel like that's okay.
Fortnite at 30, I feel like some more questionable, but here we are though.
What do we hear?
What do we hear though?
Oh, my cat's talking.
Did you hear him?
Can you see him?
I don't think so.
Can't see him?
What is this?
Day Hoppin, Day Hoppin.
I thought I had a dance.
I'm a jet.
I'll be, I'll be.
Wait, did I even ready up? No, I didn't.
How are you ready to stop dancing?
It's about to be at the Valentine's Day party.
What? That one? Hey!
Hey, you know you're not fucking dancing.
Oh my god, I got a gift from Lily!
Wait, what?
Wait, how?
I thought I just got Cupid Kitty.
I
Have multiple
Oh my god, Lily. Thank you. So now I can have two different cuba kiddies. Lily. Thank you so much
No, no, that's great. What?
This is about to be me at the Valentine's Day party. What?
No, literally
In your jeans, so you're gonna be wearing the same fucking fit because you don't want to wear dang pajamas
W. Lily. Yeah, W. Lily. And I got a donut to real quickly. We read this Vanessa Dart see Vanessa D art Vanessa dart
I always do that wrong. Hi vanilla big love from Australia
Ben a fan in suburb for a while now is why 27th birthday yesterday less than a month after losing my mom to cancer
I wanted to say thank you and I love you so much. Your shares have been the only thing giving me joy Vanessa. Happy birthday
Happy 27th. Isn't that what is isn't your 27th like your solar return?
They call it something like that. But anyway, thank you Vanessa for being here, and I'm so sorry about your mom
But thank you for being here, and we love you. W Vanessa
Thank you for the don't know
And happy birthday
Sending you nerve what the fuck
What is this damn emo?
Okay
You can't aim on my mouse. Too much call of duty on my controller.
My sense of- I'm kinda getting used to it. It's high but I'm getting used to it.
Kinda like it.
Where we dropping?
Tilt the tower.
Oh they changed- oh so the map changes on this?
Let's go shady.
We're going up
This is Christina Grime, or Christina Scared to shoot on anything
No, she literally is, because she's like, I don't want to hurt anyone
We were at this bar that had a game night, and they had like, you could play like PS5 and Xbox and Switch
And there are some other guys there and they were like asking us they were like well if you were if you're trapped on an island like
What game would you pick to bring with you like and that's the only game you have forever?
Got home oh my god tires teleport. Oh my I found the teleporting thing
I need to fix this fucking mic, oh fuck
This Friday is the 13th, they, uh, maybe doing the Friday the 13th tattoos
I saw that, I believe we're doing that
Wait, oh no wait, watch, I'm gonna call Lawrence right now and I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna say
I'm gonna be like, are you doing Friday the 13th tattoos?
tattoos he'd be like fuck no I'm gonna say something like that watch I bet if he
if he picks up
cannot hear shit in the game or me not hearing too well you do enough Friday
the 13th tattoos yes oh because I thought you were gonna be like fuck no
cuz I feel like you hate doing flash it well that's good though you got time for
another one I'm kidding I'll charge you extra if you come okay no I know I don't
I don't I don't want one. I don't want one. I was joking
All right, well I was just I was on stream saying I was like I'm a call Lawrence right now
And he's gonna be like fuck don't do it. I thought you weren't gonna do it
What
No, Dylan singing he tattoo his head
All right, well we're playing fortnite on stream, so
We're some dorks, why don't we play second like it like that like that games any fucking less sweaty, please
That door
Dylan I just I don't oh
Oh my god, I just drink a seltzer
I'm not a lady you never knew me to be a lady shut up
All right
Anyway
What do you need some bullshit? Let me say he eats a bullshit. Oh god. Let me shut lower
What is that just toast and butter?
You can come on bro, it ain't that bad it can't be that bad
Oh, they're a stream sniper I kind of feel bad
oh wait look wait sorry lords we got to lock in have fun with your toast okay
bye
okay sorry lords all right well that was nice of them and then you killed them
No, I didn't tell no, dude
No, you did did you you did it did you knocked out?
Yeah, not to my
They're just going to sleep
Who's here? I don't know. I can't hear you. Oh, they're here
Here's someone like on top of me hold on stay
them?
no the people over there
oh behind behind behind behind
that's them
is it? I can't tell
oh they're not playing anymore
they want their crown back
whooo
no it's someone else oh I'm dead
do we both die?
I'm rebooting I'm rebooting six seconds
uh-huh okay just dropped right on top of somebody was a horrible idea
I got one something watch out of here there's a tp drop here okay hold on
might be cooked first I'm cooked I'm cooked as fuck
hold on I'm so scared I'm so scared right now
wait I'm actually doing okay okay
All right, I'm going to not land where you are.
I'll land up here.
Nice.
Got a nice feel up here.
Doesn't lose down here.
Alright, okay.
I'm coming up here.
I don't know, he's actually on me.
Is that you?
I'm here yet, but I can never tell if the stream sniper not like I fucking just get this point just shoot him. No one's safe
Nobody's safe. Oh
Somewhere in here
That's bad
Thank you. They are a little bit. Oh what?
Fuck
I
Like
He knocked me off
I'm a reboot
She
Okay, the fact that you have eight kills I'm zero is just really sad. Okay, so he's landing on us
Oh, it's here. He's back
Where's he at? He's probably gonna jump down any second now
Okay, I'm running. Oh shit. Fuck. I meant to pick up that goddamn medkit. Just keep running
I love you. I love me. Oh, yeah, okay
My god, this is so bad
I'm setting me back in gaming literally, okay. Let's try that again. That was too hectic
I needed to lock in from the start. I was never locked in because I called Laurence and then it was all over the place.
Okay, now we got this. Now we got this.
I was a practice round. Put my camera over the map.
Are they going to still figure out where the fuck I'm at?
Maybe I should, though.
Might help a little bit.
Okay, where we land, it's going to have to be...
You're going to have to use telepathy.
I don't know I don't know I can't ping it
okay
we're gonna go tilt the towers
okay
actually now we're not we're gonna go right here
you saw it? actually you can't
no wait do it again actually you do it do it right now
Okay, I keep that copy
Shouldn't thank the bus driver, you know we're in here true
I just put a Christian on the keyboard for one round.
For one round.
Okay.
She'll just be walking around.
I know, I want to see her like just actually just walk around.
I feel like I'm like hearing shit oh she's out here that's what I thought I
Thought that was someone where? Oh my god, wait are you sweet?
Why do I have my ears my thing? Oh my god whole backwards
Bruh, I knew it whole time. I have my headphones in the wrong fucking ear
That's why everything was all messed up
Was hearing shit the whole time it was you
My god, I knew it. I knew it guys now
It's about to go it's it's about to go down watch. That's why we lost the yeah
Llama there's a llama. Yeah, okay, hold on in a big shit
Lama and a big shield that we'll be taking out
It's like no boss in here. We need boss in that sort of thing putting boss in reload. Yeah, I guess I'll take the sword for now
Fuck it. Why not?
okay done done done
the teleportation mask they got I'm not I'm bad with a jetpack so I don't know if
you want that okay let's see energy flash whoa whoa oh when it goes oh that
We will we will we got it this time
this might be a lot of you
maybe better off winning like the normal one really and I'm getting I was
sitting and then Christians are wasting like this my fault I did not
I can see it.
Are you saying like he hunched over some shit?
I don't mind.
I'm watching my legs crossed.
Bro my fucking, my, I know I'm about to be so sore tomorrow.
My legs already fucking hurt from what she had me doing today.
The trainer had my first session with her.
I just getting up to pee right now that shit felt crazy.
I don't even want to know what tomorrow is going to feel like.
That's a good workout.
Oh, I killed him.
I hit him once.
Oh, I killed him. I hit him once.
What the fuck am I behind the tree?
Not for long.
Whoa! Okay, I'm going with ya.
Careful there's someone shooting to the left of him too.
Yeah, I helped there, I helped there.
I helped. Why is he rolling into the den?
I helped.
around oh he had a clown let me get that
at this tree
uh oh and he had a purple thumb
actually I'm gonna take the purple thumb
oh hey hey dude I literally was picking
guns up you're not allowed to just
come and shoot me when I'm picking
what guns I want
that's the rules you'll be behind us
right behind us
Fucker white in this building
Two three, I'm gonna get this guy in the building coming here
Where does ask I'll be dipped
Okay
Anyway, see if there's anything else that I wanted here.
There's some good stuff over here, I don't know if you saw.
Yeah, I got it.
I got the purple pump and shit.
Just do that this time.
Woo!
Oh, he had a sniper.
Okay.
Oh!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Ah, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me!
fuck out of the car
he's just hiding behind the spot
I'm healing, I'm healing
there's a guy right here too
hold on wait, I can't ping him there
I see him
there
hit him, he's low
Oh, is he dead?
How did he flip like that?
This is where I end up there.
There's a lot of people.
Someone in the bubble up there, someone's over there.
The dude's over here, sniping.
Everyone's just looking at us.
we should move we should move let's get out of here
do you know how to build it? I don't have a skull but he's like a skull I don't have a
I got a bubble.
Yeah, I got it.
Do I have- Is the K-pop bubble here?
Sure, I can aid launchers.
What's that there?
The burst AR has a scope.
What is this one?
Okay, here we go.
Oh, I hate the recoil on that though.
That was nasty.
nasty in one shot
should go this way for a screen
careful this trees
one shot away
she's ready for
I'm gonna take these berries
Right back to where we came from. Yeah, I was gonna say where were we just here?
Oh, there's like no one alive. There's only eight people left. Oh, and this just popped us a puddle
Okay, we got this
so is there snipers there is snipers in this oh shit
he's so hurt the blue guy oh the people over here too
They're sounded like they were
Still be to stop rock
Those are ops
I mean a better AR
Oh right here
Okay, I'm playing that I'm playing music somehow. Oh my god, how do I turn this off?
How do I turn this off?
He's one shot over there.
Fuck, I don't know how to turn this off.
Can you take this?
Are you still reloading?
Oh my god.
How do I turn this off? Hold, why?
There's a big shot over there.
thank you okay okay back at that oh we need some fucking I'm gonna get I'm gonna
get this bubble shield I'm gonna hold this I'll take you to see you got it okay
I'm gonna do the jetpack then fucking actually no I definitely need some
meals okay you have movement you want to take no no no I got I got the
showcase okay okay our last lines then we got a goal we gotta go like kind of
far we should go now
oh there's someone in this house
he just got a little dee right now
he knows we're here
I'm surprised on the other side
He's gonna shoot at me.
Above you.
Reload.
Baby, the merch is not sold out.
It comes out tomorrow.
Tomorrow, noon PST.
I'm going to land up here, I want to shoot him, I can shoot him, got him, is there another
one?
uh behind i think hold on
oh what the fuck
oh my god
wait and hold
fuck you
oh because i was rolling oh because i was rolling down the fucking hill
oh i'm dead as well
i'm gonna try to crawl to you
yeah i'm dead
fuck
shit
jazz with a 10-1 freeze up thank you
okay we got this
we got this
do you want to try the normal one
or do you want to try the normal one
actually I do want to try the normal one
okay
which one do I have
are you not playing on control
lily with another get
Oh my god, the other Chapel Roan skin!
Yes, Lily, thank you!
Oh my god, W Lily!
Oh, that's so cute too!
I'm going to claim that too. W Lily, thank you for the other Chapel Roan skin!
Okay, I'm going to wear this one.
Roan of Arc. That's so fire.
Okay, what?
Battle Royale? Zero Bill? Zero? Okay.
No, don't be lily, please don't be sorry, I'm not gonna have two custom Valentine's Day
cats.
I could do two separate designs.
Aren't you got styles too?
Okay, I'll die.
Ooh, cloak on, crown on, yes.
I would like both of those please.
That's pretty cool.
That is cool.
Let me try the other cap.
Look, I didn't design them yet.
I can't do it because I have to design them.
I'm not going to rush him.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back to the other side.
Okay, this is me playing this round, guys, just so you know.
Is she gonna let her walk around?
She's not playing, she said that and still standing up.
Not even near the mic.
She's standing behind me like she's my little brother.
She's like, I'm playing next.
I'm through.
Well, I hope there's bots in here.
Where's my ding?
Why do I only have like that many programs?
Oh, fuck me on the surf.
Whoa! What the hell? I forgot about this.
I don't even know how to do this.
How do I do this?
Um, I don't remember. You like go up?
When it hits zero. Go to the top as it hits zero, maybe?
I'm really torn for it.
I didn't the higher up you go, the higher up you fly.
I don't know. I don't remember.
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
I don't know what I did to it.
Where are you going?
Okay, uh...
Oh wait, we can't take it to the freaking storm.
Um...
We're gonna go to...
Something that rhymes with...
Beliefful blabs.
Okay.
I wonder what that could be.
Of the many places.
Real subtle.
Apparently it's sweaty there.
It is?
I don't give a damn, I'm not scared.
actually far from that but I think we can make it
one and p.h.
I would say megabytes per hour, that's not hard.
even like the wind mechanics on the
on the cake is pretty cool. I want the wind, I'll go outside
Yeah, Russia
Like it look like pretty realistic
Is too realistic
So sweaty that there's not a single person here
Dang, I don't know what came here. Oh, I'm one person landing with you. Oh
I found the blue chest
Oh fuck, I'm like dead already.
Dun dun dun.
I'm out of my watch.
He's pushing me.
Oh, I'm so dead already.
Now where is he stupid outside?
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god.
Aha.
You got one
The other one's still over here
My god, there's like so many of them. Oh my god, you got a wolf. Yeah, I think there's one more. There is there is
Back shops, okay, you got a guy. I didn't even hit one shot, but that's okay. I would have gotten
Exactly. Okay. Flowberry miss. What's that? Oh, come stand in this. Come stand in this.
I don't know if it's real people or not. Oh, it was. We're gonna get attacked. Oh,
they're throwing grenades. Okay, that was a real person. That's a sniper, I mean that.
No, that's a boss. I just shot a real person in front of him.
Okay, let's kill the boss.
Good target practice.
What is this?
Transforming to you play as a boss? Your location will be exposed?
Sure, why not?
What's the point of this I just get added fucking shit that's kind of cool
Oh, and I get a sniper you want that?
I don't have one, I want one
Hey, okay
And this is what is this?
So what does that do? Oh, I can summon fucking
Get the hell out of here Eminem
Oh my god, that's so cool
I just want another one
Oh, this is so cool.
Fetch me, you son of a bitch.
Oh, but I can only do it every like 70 seconds.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Not completed.
Yeah, Christian is playing both of it.
Okay, so it's good to like, if I'm fighting against someone to call out.
How are you invisible?
I don't know, stealth spot on the floor over here.
The hell? That's so cool.
That's it.
That's it. Stupid.
That's cheating.
Holy shit. There's a launchpad in here, I'm gonna throw it down.
Can we see what this sniper talking about?
Ooh, okay.
Who are you?
That's the hell of people in here that land on the tree.
Land on the tree every night.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh, they're actually good.
He's not better than me though.
Oh, he's dead, dead hopping! He's the dead, dead hopping skin!
Oh, no.
The Ozepic Skeleton.
Oh, that'd be Skeleton. Watch out.
Okay, hold on.
I don't know if I can get off the front tree.
Oh
He's on top, okay
Got him 93, but he got me he got me but worse help me Dylan help me
He's pushing he's pushing right now both of them both of them. They're right here
Stupid-ass skin she got
Oh
Let me see him did did hoppin did did hoppin ass fucking what the hell
funky bitches
No, you haven't seen the did they hoppin
What
little crop down is not really bad. What do you want me to do with two sweatspirts?
Hold on. They're tripping in chat.
Day day hoppin' day day day hoppin'
Hold on day day hoppin'
Fortnite bounce.
There's this certain emo.
Look
It's this one this one person has this like fake shit that he makes these fake emotes
It's so stupid. Oh, yes, I see my shit. That's a hilarious did it happen when he had that skin on
Did it happen did it?
You gotta wait for these people
You get a dance.
Dance?
would be on us.
Hey.
Oh.
OK, let's go to clumpy clay.
Did you hop in?
I wish they put that in the game
There is a mat we actually I'm gonna do it. Hey after this game
Remind me to go find the dead-day hoppin on here. There's a map that has it. No, there's a map that has it
There's hella people here, and I'm not even scared of one of them
Oh, this is nice!
Yeah, vacation over here. I know this is real nice
I love vacation. Come on. Yeah, every time Dylan comes to LA cuz he thought they live in a OC. He's like, I'm a vacation even though he's here like three times a week.
He's like, I'm on vacation.
It's not my house so it's a vacation.
Too above me.
80, 80, half of him.
Two of me.
I'll move in.
Got one, got one!
OK, the other one's still here, though.
You just opened the door, don't you?
No, now he's right here.
Come here!
Woo! Why are you not even trying to shoot?
Someone else!
I'm lying.
Maybe not.
Place newspaper.
Nice, we're doing deliveries as well.
Oh, this place is not- this place is really nice, actually. Like...
This is really nice.
Robbin' the store.
I was on it.
Holy shit.
Oh god.
Above me.
Let me wait too long to figure out.
Above you?
Think so.
Below me.
I'm dead.
Save me.
I got you.
Where you, you got like...
Hold on, come down here, come to where I'm at.
He's down there.
No he's not.
I think he is, I'm gonna heal really quick.
Can't pick up the wrong shot, man.
Right here.
Oh, nevermind, I'm drinkin' up here.
I got all of them.
For shots.
Shots fired.
There's some chugs in here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got him.
Coming for redemption.
Where's he at? What the hell?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
You got your ass.
I couldn't see him.
Okay, and he's playing the fucking trombone.
Okay, hold on. Let me find the did-day hoppin'.
I gotta find the chit-chock really quick.
Yeah, but the good ones are up top.
I'm not up more. The colored ones. The other blue ones.
Hold on, hold on. I gotta find the Tik Tok. It's in my like somewhere.
Yeah, you can like, come over here. You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss.
I don't even know that- I've been not bothered. What is that?
What the fuck is that?
What is this?
Me?
Lara
Me?
No, no.
I'm gonna go to the looser to hit that.
Here you go.
Oh, you can't even hear it, huh?
Yeah.
It's Keilani.
I'm like, oh, where is this stupid TikTok in my likes?
Y'all, is anyone- oh, you found- okay, someone knows it?
Okay, nice, brief, okay, hold on, hold on.
Where do I put a map code in?
Uh, you have to go to search this, not discover, cus, not custom key, uh, hold on, is it custom
key?
No, it's not.
Where do I go, y'all?
It's called E-Modify?
Okay, it's called E-Modify.
So just do this.
Okay, it's called E-Modify.
Wait! Wait, I'm doing a different one. Is it E-Modify?
Yeah.
I can go private wait there was an option oh let me just try dd hop and dd dd
Thank you.
All right, let's do this.
Okay, how do I, how do I day-a-day-hop?
I'm trying to figure that out.
Oh, someone's day-a-day-hopping!
Oh, shit.
I'm doing it.
The remote in your slot, so on your, on your, shit.
Oh, hopping.
D D Hoppin D D Hoppin D D Hoppin D D Hoppin D D Hoppin D D Hoppin
Wait I'm trying to hop
Ayyyyyy
D D Hoppin
Wait I gotta play the song hold on
D D Hoppin
Yo
DEEP DEEP HOPPIN DEEP DEEP DEEP HOPpIN DEEP DEEP HOPPIN DEEP DEEP-
DEEP DEEP DEEP-
Everyone did hoppin!
DEEP DEEP DEEP-
DEEP-
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO GOOD
Why don't they just look that in the game for real?
Ok what other ones do they have?
Wait why the hell they get up?
I can't stop hoppin d-
Okay, okay, I figured it out all right hold on how you stop
Okay, how do I uh oh wait I can't I don't think I can't how do I freaking hello no you did it was mine was X
But what yeah mines unbalanced so I can't I guess I'm they did happen forever
Okay, how do I get out of this okay preset one what is this?
Why I'm clicking everything. I don't know how to get out of this day and night
I'm literally stuck in there.
What is this?
Settings?
Okay, oh, literally.
Okay, but how do I get out of this to go to fucking close?
It won't let me go to close.
I'm just gonna click everything.
I can't get out!
I'm doing every button on the fucking planet!
I'm working on stuff!
I can't stop.
Did you help me?
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
The damn shoe's under the fucking skin.
I'm on this vicious cart.
I can't, I cannot please.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
Okay, I think we're stuck here.
Okay, I know I'm de-hopping I'm leaving wait a little I'll leave the party. How do I leave that thing game?
Okay, sorry
All right by Dylan wait now I'm stuck here. How do I get out of here? Yo, I literally cannot leave did they hopping
Tab over
Oh
I can't bro, actually it was the sentence to eternity did it happen
Holy fucking shit that was crazy
Funky bitches
Did, did it hop, I'm sorry we couldn't get the win, it's okay
And Joker, I don't know if Joker's still watching my bat bro, I knew he was gonna get off
Did, did it hoppin
I need to go to a trampoline park I need to go to a trampoline park
Did did hop and did it?
Hopping dead Sharon boy, what does he say he said pussy funky bitches hoppin did did
Just hooting and hollering I need to go to a day hop and party well
Well, I will call it off to Patreon vlog be out um relatively soon hopefully by the end
of this early next week probably I need to edit it down I need to edit it down I need
to edit it down.
Yeah
Did it happen?
You're gonna go see latte tomorrow
Yes, oh my god, go visit her for me
Yes, oh, that's awesome. And if yeah, I there I just posted a vlog on YouTube today if anyone hasn't seen it
So go go watch it if you haven't seen it it is so
cute. There's a lot of cute little kitties in there and go watch that later if
you haven't watched it. But there's there is there is a cute cat named Latte
that was very very sweet and she was super sweet and she was a fat sweet
little girl and she was the same age as Jai and her name was Latte Jai Latte
and she was also very sweet. So yeah, loved her. Loved her, loved her. What about the
Roxy fam? The Oxy fam, I love that. What about the Oxy fam? Yes. And the Oxy fam as
well. The Roxy Andrews family dynasty as well. They were also very sweet and greedy.
them as well. So yeah. So you, if anyone lives in the LA adjacent area and liked that place,
you can go there too. Also Little Lion Social Club is booked out. Hell yes, I love to see
it. Also, I recorded this vlog before I even knew about Little Lion Social Club before
we even found out about it and I love that one as well too. So maybe I'll do a
separate vlog where I go back there but I love that place too. I love that's the one that we went to
on stream is little live social club. So cute. So cute. Can't wait to go to your show on Saturday.
So excited. It's going to be fun. Proud's Butch Lorette. It was so fun. It was so fun. I had
a great time. I have to follow some of the gals on the gram. I literally haven't like I've
I've been streaming since I got off of it so cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Okay so some people, some of them want to go to the party, amazing, great, great, great.
Beautiful, okay.
Day-day-happen. It says you've been streaming for one day and two hours. Amazing. Great.
So that's not true. So I've been streaming for five hours, 56 minutes. But yeah, since
I am going to be streaming tomorrow as well, I say maybe I call it here or maybe I play
some rivals because that's probably what I was going to do anyway so let's play a
of the arrivals.
Best care for a stuff he knows, day-to-day hopping.
Fenella, did you see what Jake Weber is going?
Okay, baby, let's try to type that sentence out again and try it one more time.
Fenella, did you see what Jake Weber is going?
Okay, let's try that one more time.
I was going to do a rival sponsor this week.
They asked me, but I wasn't able to make time for it
because I had a million jillion bajillion things going
on this week, especially with the party coming up.
So I wasn't able.
But you already know any other time rivals,
they already know where to find me.
Okay, let me turn my voice chat off
because I don't want to hear anyone.
Okay, comp on boom.
Let's run it.
What is my rank?
Fuckin' Plat 3?
Is that where we're at?
Just barely, just, just barely Plat 3!
Rogue got a wedding skin.
Hold on, let me see this real quick.
Where?
It's not out yet?
Where is it coming out?
Oh, not out of it yet.
Jeff got like hella money.
Don't you have an early access, no!
They never give me their early access!
I mean, I just have never asked for it, so I'm sure if I asked for it, they would, um,
Give it to me, maybe, but I did see the new Squirrel Girl skin, the Jeff and the Rocket
one, super cute.
I just never asked for it.
Okay.
Let me, maybe, let me be someone that I'm not usually, okay, I'm lying, I do play Wanda
a lot.
Okay.
Let me get out of my comfort zone.
Let's play something we've never played in ranked, who cares?
Who cares?
Play Phoenix, okay.
Sure.
As long as she's not taken and no one else wants to DPS, I'll do it.
If she doesn't get banned.
Okay, in the future, I'll ask for early access for rivals.
We all know she can go back to bloke and dagger.
Hey, I know where home is, I know where home is, that's all I'm gonna say.
That's Mama and Dad are right there.
I know where home is.
Okay, I'm gonna be Phoenix, I'm gonna be Phoenix.
And as long as Merton heals, we should be fine
Okay, is he confident in that choice though? Okay
Okay
Mom, what do you think of the new character Elsa Elsa from frozen?
They're gonna pour her in right
Wait, is that one of the, um, is that seriously?
Oh, Elsa, bloodstone, of course.
That makes sense. Oh, I didn't even realize I had this Phoenix skin.
Okay, so let me read about her. I played her like once when she first came out, okay.
Leave behind an illusion, instantly teleport.
Okay, hold on.
Merge with the Phoenix, entering a state of free-flight, and mark a targeted area, followed by a-
Okay, got it.
You are NOTHING!
Yes, I'm on PC with controller, I don't want to talk about-
Don't- don't worry about me, don't worry about me, not too much on me.
Not too much- okay, so- okay, so can I get a little bit of a heal? Thank you, okay?
Okay, so watch how about okay y'all so there's Angela over here y'all me just not doing shit girl
Okay
Okay, so I'm already not doing too good with Phoenix
So you're already seeing how my aim is because I do play mostly cloaking dagger. Oh
Okay, that kind of work get a Angela pack her up nice. Okay. That was good
Ooh, get me out!
Okay, that flew away, see?
W ability.
Ability!
What did I say?
I like that.
W ability.
Okay.
And I do know that I would be able to aim much better on mouse and keyboard, but guys,
some things are just too far gone.
Okay, we're doing pretty good, actually.
I'm not mad at this. Okay, now I'm just shooting in the air.
Girl, get her stupid ass out of here.
Beautiful.
Okay. Nice, pack her up. Beautiful.
Oh, look at that. How I used my teleport. I used my teleport.
teleport, that was good.
Still not my ult, but that's okay.
You don't always need it.
Okay, I'm really, really not hitting these shots.
Alright, let me try, let me try, baby Swords.
Let's just try mouse and keyboard just for shits and giggles.
Oh, not much better on here either. Okay, back to controller we go.
Get this bitch, get this bitch to fuck out of here. Okay, really? Did she really think that she was gonna get away with that?
Okay, can I get a little healed right here in front of you? Thank you so much. Okay.
So that's fine. That's fine. Okay, I'm gonna ult this time. My accuracy right now.
Where's oh, okay
I'll switch if I need to I let me oh let me oh
Let me oh, and then I'm a switch if I need to and this is why baby
This is why I've never I've never made it past grandmaster 3
And even then even then I was grandmaster for half a day and it was the best day of my life
You are fucking nothing bitch
How did that not kill nobody?
How did that not kill a soul in the sky?
You're gonna get that cloak. Okay.
All right, see I- and I know when to switch.
And I know when to switch to another character that I'm really good at. Which of course is...
Iron Man, who I play so so much.
Who I play a lot.
OK, so how do I fly with him?
There we go.
I remembered.
Uh-huh.
Look at me go.
OK.
uh-huh look at me go look at me go okay
sometimes you just got to go the easy way
way out sometimes you just got to go the easy way out
I like it a little bit
did it happen come on who wants to do hop come on out he's hoppin there
He's hoppin day
Where the fuck she go
Girl get out of here
He's hoppin daily, he's literally hoppin day look at him
Maybe I'm nobody scared of you, we should back up though, let's just back up a little
bit though.
Oh my god.
I
all right calm down
I'm crying my first game come on first game of the day
not too much on me not too much on me now
easy
thank God my teammates were good cause I was not really helping too much there
but
I did alright.
Hey, my accuracy went up!
When I'm so up, it's all to luck.
Is this GeoGuessorama?
Yes, honey. Just close your eyes. It's gonna be okay.
Miss Mace, are you up to date with the Marvel movies? Absolutely not.
I don't know a goddamn thing about the Marvel movies. I just love the game.
I just love the game, and I know the lore of the characters within the game, but I'm not up-to-date with the movies at all
at all
Happy birthday madam. Do you pray?
Happy's characters aren't in the movies like who
Okay, like example in the movies. I had never like from the movies that I've seen like trailers of and shit I
I have never heard of in the movies. I feel like I never heard of Psylocke. I
Never heard of Phoenix. I never heard of iron fist. I
Never heard of Adam Warlock. I never heard of Luna
Yeah, have you heard of day hoppy
Let me get let me get his little
Wooo, leave that go, hold on
We all hop and did, Namor hop and did, he hop and did, be careful Namor, he's hop
day
Get him get him Punisher get him come on get him Punisher get him
Get their ass get their ass Punisher. Yeah, get him get him
Oh, come on come on. Oh, that was such a bad idea. Oh, that was such a stupid idea. Oh
That was a dumb idea
Hopping they hopping they hopping
Okay, okay, we have actually kind of fucking my whole team up. So what's that about?
Okay, we got him.
We got him boys, we got him boys, get, get the squids, get the squids out of here!
They don't even see me over here.
Hey, back up, back it up, back it up.
Back it up, back it up.
You don't want this you don't want this you don't want this you don't want this smoke you really don't
Have to get these squids
Wait where'd y'all go team? Oh lord oh my god w save
Okay, beautiful, beautiful, oh my god, they never let me die though, you see how they
never let me die?
Dang it!
They already died before I freaking shocked, but I backed them up.
Boom, okay!
Yeah, yep
Yatter nice, okay, we win this easy
All right, let's not get too greedy even though I'm about to get greedy which y'all right here I'm about to get greedy which y'all right here right now
back for the fuck up why did we do that was the reason we used the
Invisal.
What's someone diving her?
Get her Punisher get her!
Where's he even at? Did he die? Oh, no he's right there. Oh, no he died.
Oh, let me back up. Let me back up. Okay. Let's back up. Okay. Wait y'all so maybe we guys what happened?
We're doing really good
Nice
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
D-D-Hoppin!
We're cool though.
Oh right there.
we're close though get them get them
okay whoo and who's the MVP and I know it's not actually I ended up dying that
I'm holding my own towards the end there
Faza, I want to have CD!
Oh, y'all are stupid.
Oh, shit.
But I did okay, though.
Well, look, I still had my own, though.
20k damage with the Punisher on 25k.
I still had my own.
Even though I started out a little wonky.
Okay, good job. As long as I don't have it, especially not this gambit on my team. No,
was he a DPS? Okay, he was the DPS earlier. I was going to say that's all he healed the
whole game, but he was a DPS at first, so that's okay.
Dee Dee, hop in Dee Dee!
Okay? Okay?
I'm sorry, I'm not the type to fail quietly into the background.
Now, cool, am I gonna finish the next match?
Whatever.
And you're banned.
Okay, let me stop if I want more sponsorships.
I need to stop.
Rivals.
Y'all know I love you.
It's my favorite game.
If I want more sponsorships, I need to stop.
Rivals, y'all know I love you, it's my favorite game.
Just no one saying nothing back in the chat on either team.
Go on, go on, it's going to be so pissed.
Okay let me say something wholesome then.
Good luck, have fun.
Dang it, I tried to do a horror and then I did a comma.
Okay, no one cares like they're just okay
What made you get into Rhyals in the first place by the way good question so a few years ago
I actually game tested it before it came out and this was back when I just was like I wasn't streaming like I just
Well, I maybe was like once in a blue moon
but I
I signed up for this company that like you could play test games and they like
play like pay you to test out games I thought was so cool so basically whenever
they have like a new game they like send an email like oh if you are like in
this demographic like you basically like fill out a survey like and they ask
you like how old you are well other games you play like blah blah blah they
ask you questions about yourself and if you fit their like criteria that
They're looking for to like test the game then
They like bring you in and then you get to play test the game and then that you get paid like a couple hundred bucks pretty sick
so
Yeah, so I went to play
I got picked to do the the rivals play test like I literally a year before it came out like way long before it came out
and
Well, they were like oh just like keep in mind that it's like not in the finish like it's it's not be anywhere near finished yet
So like keep that in mind and at this point
I knew nothing about rivals and I had never played overwatch in my life
So I didn't know anything about like this kind of style game
So they were like what other games have you played?
I was like Fort Mayn call a duty and they literally like because they were like I'll be the tank
I'll be that I was like the whole like I was
Like I was so confused like all the other like guys and girls that were there like playtesting and they were like
Okay, if you're used to shooters, you should try someone like squirrel girl
Like that's what one of the people told me and then I was like, okay bet
So I tried squirrel girl and on my first rivals game ever
And then also we played we played in a game that was like against
Another group of people that were playtesting at like a different studio or something and and we won
and I got MVP and ever since then I've been hooked.
No, but then when it came out a year later,
I remember I think LUD was the one,
LUD was like, oh, that rivals came out.
And I was like, oh, no way.
And then I was like, fuck it, it's free.
So I was like, okay, I'll download it, it's free.
And then, because I only got to play it
for like an hour or two that one day.
And then I was just like obsessed with it.
I was like, wait, this is so fun.
And then once I learned about being a healer,
I was like, oh my god, this is so fun.
Ooh, ooh, I need to get the fuck up out of here.
OOOH!
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
See, why are we standing right in front of Punisher when he's doing that, though?
Why are we standing right in front of his face?
Okay, good ult, Cloak. Beautiful ult.
Okay, nice.
So yeah, so I-I-I really like healing the best, but that-
Girl, get the hell.
I
Okay
And it's super cool now to like look at it
I'm like damn I went from like play testing the game and being like holy shit
How cool is it to get paid $200 to play a game to now like?
being one of the top
Girl streamers on twitch and getting paid a lot more money than that to play a game that I love which is so fucking cool
so unreal and I'm still I'm still flat through and I'm still flat through it all
and I still can't rank up through it all
yeah blade want that kooky bad cuz I'm on his ass cuz I'm on that ass alright
y'all let's back up come on come on club get out of there girl alright guys
we got this. Someone's about to have our ults again. We're good. Let's just ult
dumb, but we should get his stupid ass. Okay.
Okay, nice. Okay, hop and dee. Everyone just make sure that they're hop and dee.
Okay, let's come in here. Oh, didn't realize cloak was ulting too. That's okay. We win this here then
guaranteed
That's okay
Took me 20 times to do that email kind of fuck my aura up, but it's okay
She sat
What is alting it so it's ult like ultimate ultimate ability so
You'll see in the bottom right corner
See how it says 3% right now when that when that gets to a hundred percent
You're able to do use your ultimate ability and in my case
It's when I say disappear, and I fucking have that W heals
It's when I put that big blue bubble shield up and I'm able to heal people and then anyone on the enemy team
That's outside of the shield. They can't see us we go invisible to them
So
Yeah, do you play Mantis? Yes, but I'm not that good. I have I have her
What is the one before Lord sent sent her on sent to Rion? I have her at that. I played her a good amount
I'm just
If I have Mantis I need I need to have another healer who carries or I'd like to do Mantis as a third healer
Cause I'm not that good, not that good.
Cause Mantis, you gotta hit, you gotta hit your shots.
What, um, what is Elsa, what's Stone gonna be? Like what, uh, what kind of character is she about to be?
Ooh, ooh, okay.
I thought, I thought we got Punisher out that turret, but it's okay.
She's about to be a duelist, DPS? Okay, baby, okay.
Yeah, I'll try her.
Okay, that's okay. We used all our ults last time, so back the fuck up thing. Okay, we'll wait
I'll wait I
Unfortunately play with controller because I'm just not good at mouse and keyboard and I get my nails done like this and it's just like not I
Don't know. It's not fun to play a mouse and keyboard with that
Okay, we gotta get Punisher out that fucking turret. Hold on. Back the fuck up first and
foremost. Okay, hold on. I'm gonna try to throw my bubble at him. Shit, how do we still got
me like that? Fuck! Okay. Okay, well now we all- Okay, well now we all got there!
All right, so they gotta be pissed off. So they gotta be real pissed off
Guys back the fuck up why are we going in one at a time?
Like what is the more doing by himself up there?
Stupid
Okay, Punisher can die. Somebody fucking kill him. Okay, well I can't heal you behind a rock,
Emma! Especially if I'm the only healer! Okay, why are they pushing us back so far
right now what is happening here genuinely what is going on can we maybe
what if we portal there's something wouldn't that be crazy guys
yeah we got a touch we got a touch right now yeah I saw the goat come on
Yo, come on!
I'm not the girl, I'm not the girl.
Okay, 9 and 5 DPS?
Come on, Wanda, I need more from you.
Okay, so anyway sir for me too
Any more passion and more energy I just switched to her okay, well who were you before
We might need a stranger mad yes I agree. I feel like we're getting beamed out
there well yes that's that's what happens yes so okay does someone want to heal
I'm a mean squirrel girl
I feel like I'm doing okay, but I'll heal, okay.
Well, I'm going to be doing better than you.
I can promise you that.
Okay, great.
And he's going to go Adam Warlock.
Great.
So we're really going to do good.
Okay, it's possible though.
possible it's possible that hold on let me just hop some day real quick not not
hopping not not not hopping hey not hitting any shots that's good did they
go three healers is that what the issue is they went three healers that's what
it is okay so I'm gonna go out I might just switch back honestly at this point
Oh my god, me lying when I said I'm a good school girl.
Girl.
So is that our gambit?
Okay.
Okay, so I'm just gonna heal too.
So I'm just gonna heal.
You know what, fuck it, I'll try Mantis.
I...
Okay, so I'm just gonna heal too, so I'm just gonna heal too, you know what, I'll try Mantis.
Let's do three heals, they have three, no, don't go back to fucking Namor!
Okay, we got three now.
Come on, we got this, they have Gambit.
DAAAAAAAARGH, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
OBVIOUSLY!
Come on, kill him, kill him!
Come on, kill him!
Look out on the healing as much as I can!
Okay.
Ah, go to fuck the bed, go to fuck the bed.
Good night.
Bye, your life.
Good night
Damn it. I missed miss. I missed the sleep. Okay, but that's good though. That's good. You see what happens when we get the three heels
We're unstoppable. I hear your controller. I'm crying. I run the shit like the fucking Navy. I don't play I
Just joined back, but I knew we'd go to rivals at some point here you already know
You already fucking know.
Oh, hell no.
And good the fuck night.
How did that?
I slept strange instead of fucking- oh!
He would have been so pissed if I slept him.
Dang it.
You can't sleep him in his ult?
Are you serious?
Oh.
Dang it, that's news to me.
Well, that's news to me.
OK, guys, we can do this.
Let's just not, OK, well, so thing, when you go in by
yourself, that's never going to work.
Never once is that ever going to work.
OK, beautiful, amazing.
Okay, I'm gonna all I'm gonna all as soon as I get it as soon as I get it. Okay, wait, it doesn't matter because Sue altered so we don't need to
We don't need to
Y'all we got a push come on come on y'all
We got a touch
Get him get him get him get him beautiful to two shots to the dome to get to get it is getting this getting this get her nice
Get him to okay
Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her, get her, get her, get her, get her, get her,
get him.
You two, good night!
Bye, your life!
Okay, back up.
Okay.
Okay, yo, we gotta hold it down here, this is for all the marbles, come on.
We only got into Moro right now, so that's not looking too good.
That's okay.
Okay, hold on.
Can I sleep him after the fact?
Kill him, kill him, we can kill him, we can kill him, we can kill him!
Oh my god, he's one, fuck it!
Now he's not one shot anymore.
He's not one shot anymore.
I'm the ace though, so I have some to beat out of.
We need to portal, we need to portal.
Okay, we're portaling, we're portaling.
Namor is so stupid, he's pissing me off so bad.
Alright, so who's to blame here? I feel like it's Namor, but let's see.
And yes, okay.
So, that's the thing.
So, Namor, why did you only have 13k damage?
when their Punisher had 27k damage.
So you see where that's the problem.
You see where that's the problem.
And me and Sue, who both healed a majority of the time,
almost have the same amount of damage.
OK.
So that's where I am going to avoid you as a teammate.
And your name need a goth baddie.
So that's why you're never going to get a goth baddie,
because a goth baddie is never going to get a person
like you who does not do good at rival rivals.
So, but they had Gambit though.
They had Gambit.
OK.
We've got another Shreemer in the building, Sailor Wring.
Excuse me.
What happened?
I don't get it.
So at the end of the game you're able to look at everyone's stats and basically he
should have did more damage than that and he didn't do enough damage.
He did not do enough damage for his character.
With a name like Clutterly Dead, it makes sense to have Lord Cloak and Inviz as well as myself.
So yeah.
Can they ban Spidey, interesting choice?
Or no, we ban Spidey.
Okay, we'll find out with that I guess.
Um, Venom ban.
Okay, I'm not really scared of him, but sure I guess.
Sure!
Okay, interesting bands this game. Okay, let's see. Let's see.
Like we just hate the Spidey verse, I guess. I don't know.
So feels targeted, okay, well let's do it, let's do it.
After every death!
Laugh track? Cue the laugh track.
Comedy gold.
Crazy comp.
Yeah, what the fuck are we doing?
What are we doing?
Okay, there we go.
I need to get them squids the fuck out of here I need to get them squids out of here
Who's up there? Moon Knight? I need to get his ass.
Oh hell no!
Where are these squirts coming from?
Okay, y'all we're getting cooked we team up deactivated. Okay in that case
Why are we doing three tanks? What are we doing?
Why are we running three tanks? Give me the squirrel
I need a heal
Okay, so there is an arm, okay.
Why are we doing free heals?
They, I mean, I mean, free tank.
could somebody please thank you thank you moon night thank you thank you thank you
about to get this motherfucker about to get this bitch
See look at how much, look at how much easier that is now that we're, now that we're all
aligned.
And see ya.
See look at how much easier that is now.
Whoa, how did the uncle look like that?
What is this new uncle?
Oh, is that with that, the skin?
That new skin that's cool
Get the hell
Look at that nutting off the wall nutting off the wall, bro
Nothing off the wall like girl get out of here get her get her get her
Oopsies
Okay, well are you okay healers down healers down back up we need to back up healers are down
down. Okay. What is the Squirrel Girl skin? What is the Squirrel Girl skin? It's the
Rocker Squirrel. I have it on random skin selection. OHHHHHH! Okay, that was my bad.
That was my bad, y'all.
A good Moon Knight and a good Namor is just such an annoying combo because you gotta shoot
out the Onks, shoot out the Squids, like, girl, I don't got time for this.
Also, they're running 3 DPS.
They're running 3 DPS in one tank?
Ooh.
I'm gonna try to take their heals out, that's what I'm aiming for, okay, I'm gonna try to
aim back here.
Get his ass, get his ass, oh, oh lord, oh my god, beautiful, oh, save me, you saved
me and good night no they shot my squirrels they shot out my squirrels
get his ass get him get him oh my god how the fuck did he kill her out her ding
Oh, since when is the Morse dang octopus that strong?
Good night
Okay
Yo, hail me. Thank you
Nice
Just not in, just not in.
Boom, okay we're doing good, we're doing good, we got our bearings.
Is that even the right term?
Oh hell no.
Hey!
Hey! Help me! Help me!
Guys! Team! Team!
Thank you. Oh my god.
Okay, get him out of here.
Bro, he's literally won!
He's literally won!
Okay, got him.
And his ass too, gotta go.
His ass gotta go too.
Where the hell is the club?
Oh god, get her out of here.
Get her out of here.
Not on my watch. Not on my watch. Oh hell no! Not on my watch. Okay, squid, squid. Got it.
No I didn't. Yes I did. Back up, I need a little heal and viz. I am begging you. Did
she does die no oh my god I'm going to die killer beautiful wasted her the fuck
out of her all okay back them up and I will see you later girls
I got it.
3, 2, 0.
Time to switch things up.
Switching which thing?
Woo, man.
Okay, well now we gotta do the same thing.
Now we gotta do the same thing.
Oh my god.
That was sweaty.
I didn't realize GR was good round. I thought people were growling at me.
That's so fucking funny.
How many rounds are there in rank? So for this one, it's like one person, the one team's on offense and the other team's on defense.
on defense, like we were just on offense and then we had to push the cart and then now we're
on defense and we got to stop them from pushing the cart.
But if the other team also makes the car, if the other team pushes the cart all the way
to the end like we did, then it goes another round for us to push the cart again and
then it goes a fourth round for them to push the cart again.
So whoever pushes the cart the farthest the second time.
So, I did see the new squirrel girl skin and you best believe I'm gonna buy it.
Oh, schoolgirl. Like, I love when they all stand in a straight line.
Ooh!
Okay.
I love when they all stand in a straight line like that,
because I'm just like,
YES! Let me nut on you!
Sorry.
Okay, let me go back.
Okay, they're kind of fucking- they're-
THE SKIN IS FREE?!
Are you serious?
Try to get Gambit back here.
Try to get their healers. Okay, Bucky for real. That's what we're gonna do Bucky.
That's what we're gonna play.
We're gonna play dirty now Bucky. Okay, okay, that was my bad. I should have gone back to my team.
I was trying to be sneaky over there. I was trying to be sneaky.
I was trying to be sneaky.
I've never heard that voice live from him. That's funny. Okay, let me get his stupid ass watch how watch how I pack him up right here
Oh, wait, am I healing back down? Did he?
Okay, I'm just being zero use to my team right now. Let me do something
Do you know what I'm gonna do actually?
Yeah back up, back up bitch.
Back the fuck up.
Yup.
Okay, help me!
Okay, my team was locked in with the rest of the team.
It's okay.
So we're not doing too good.
I guess I'm gonna just kill two people.
Try to get that cloak if I can.
Okay, nice.
Alright, we can push up, y'all.
They're down like four people right now.
She's about to die too.
Get her stupid ass.
Oh, we could have pushed up there.
They were down like a few people.
Think we could have survived
Somebody get that on guy I can't worry about that on great now
Like why is things running away was that thing that just ran away what the hell is this
Like bro, you're a freaking rock you're a giant rock
That's his thing, I guess.
That was funny, that was funny.
Okay.
Okay, Moon Knight, good, okay Moon Knight, I'll let you have that Moon Knight.
Trip support could work.
It could.
I guess we'll never, no, okay, I'll switch after I all, if it's still really bad.
I feel like our tanks are just like not tanking as hard as they should be we're getting out tanked
No, no you don't you're not taking nothing
Killer
How does it oh my god, what is moon I have is a little bit game. Okay, I'm gonna switch. Let me get you
Don't worry guys, Jeff's coming to help.
Okay, there's only so much I could do here.
There's only so much I could do here is a little shark.
I'm really trying.
Somebody
They turn me in the sushi, yeah
Press E simulator is crazy, okay, okay.
Okay.
30 seconds before your attack. Get ready.
Do you want to spell his name wrong?
I know I've been live forever. I'm getting off of this dang game
Oh beautiful beautiful amazing
now we're screwed guys so somebody has to touch it we got to touch it y'all
Perfect. Now he locked in a character that he doesn't even play. Okay, great.
Okay, so that's good.
Okay.
Like, no, this is actually perfect. I didn't want to win this anyway.
Anyway, I didn't even want to win this one.
30 seconds before you attack, get ready.
I don't know how you do it.
Emma was what?
A hoot job?
You can't defeat you like a monster, but you just keep
fighting the same thing.
See, I didn't know Marvel recruited animals.
See, I didn't know rivals had an adoption agency.
Don't go too deep. Oh, I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna go just as deep as I want to go
Okay, come on somebody do something
Hey, we're actually doing something
Careful now careful now
What the hell is that who was that we did that or they did that
Wait we're doing good wait look at moon night he tried to halt the moon
watch this okay
What the- what is even going on right here on this day?
Woohoo!
No, we lose here.
We lose here.
Yeah, it's over guys.
over fellas it's over I'm not even gonna I'm not even going out there I'm not
even going out there it's over
Welcome to the dark force dimension 3, 2, 4.
Eiglin, Cork, Fenson.
Just because he was in the way.
I'm sure I didn't do that good, either.
OK, that's fine.
I'm so ready for Adam to be able to fly tomorrow.
Wait, is that true or no?
Or is he just saying that?
Are you serious?
They saw all the memes of them all making fun of his no
mobility.
Oopsie.
And they decided to actually change it.
What?
Oh!
Oh
Can't add on the loss. Yeah, I can
Yes, I can absolutely I can
And I'm asleep good too. I'm asleep good as shit. All right. I wish I wish to be for seven hours
Let me get the fuck off ouch, and you'll you'll see me tomorrow
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