Hey everyone! What's going on? Welcome back to another late night stream, but this time
it is a surprise stream and you didn't know that I was going to be here.
What what's behind me a rat a rat guys stop trying to prank me you guys always say oh look a spider
Oh a rat. Oh a cockroach. Oh
What the hell
What the hell I don't see a rat look I don't see a rat I
See a cat. There's a cat down here. Is that what you met Chai's down here?
Anyway, okay, that was weird
That was weird. I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Anyway, yes. Okay, yes. Am I bored and did I want to play NoPixel? Yes.
Did me and Dylan and Christina go get dinner? Yes.
And did- did they just come inside so they could say hi to Miso and Chai? Yes.
And did I say, okay, maybe I'll play a little bit of NoPixel before I go to bed? Yes.
So that's what we're going to do. What?
No, because you guys were going to go back home anyway, no?
We're going to get something else to do here before on my couch.
You did already? Okay, perfect. Amy Goss with the 500 bits. Thank you!
What was I gonna say?
No, okay, so yes, I went to a cool Resident Evil event yesterday.
It was like a pop-up for the movie, but it wasn't the showing of the movie.
It was just like a cool, fun pop-up, so that's if you saw my story of us fake running in the scary Resident Evil shit.
That's what that was, but I haven't seen the movie Mandy XOXO with the five gifted. Thank you Mandy with the five
No pixels making vanilla an everyday streamer girl. Hey enjoy it while laughs enjoy it while laughs
It's fun though. I'm having fun doing this
I'm having fun, but today. I think we are going to try to
Find a job for Vivian. I think I'm gonna try the postal service. I think that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna try the postal service try my hand at that and see how I like that
Yeah, I saw last has a magician on her stream not a criminal criminal anymore, so I never said that I'm just again new to the city I
Just I'm just want to try everything. I just want to try everything
Whether that be crime, you know some music the postal service like I could still do crime and have a stable job
and nobody has to know.
Eatin' these nuts with a hundred bits and holy cow it's Kate with 500 bits. Thank you.
Last is texting me right now.
Baby you need a magician.
Bitch I just had the best time ever. Oh my god.
Wait can you send me his info or if he has other magician friends?
Yeah, last just had a magician on her stream.
I saw one clip of Kaylee pulling the cards out from under her ass.
I was tuning in a little bit earlier, but he was at my Valentine's Day party.
Shut the hell up.
He was at my party.
No way.
He went to the party with his wife.
Last is face to face with me.
Hey, hey, hi
This chat just told me right now, I literally like
Shut up oh my god, that's incredible
But then, he didn't even touch me, wish I was so.
It's all right.
It's all right, it's all right.
The all-seeing, no, that's scary.
That's cool.
It was the best hour of my entire life.
It was insane.
Oh my god, it like actually was magic.
This was magic.
Wait, OK, I want magic.
Oh, girl, you need magic.
OK.
I need magic.
I can do some magic for you.
OK, you can?
OK, yeah, send me.
OK, yeah, send me that magic contact.
Oh, I will.
I love you.
Love you.
You have an amazing magical day.
Thank you.
I hope you guys had fun.
I love you.
All right, love you.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh my god, how fun.
OK, let me see.
What is it?
What is it, a grape?
No, I already ate four grapes.
Oh, you're giving it to me.
OK.
OK.
Woo!
Okay, sorry, they're like, oh no, four is too many.
Y'all have you know, they're fruit riot.
They're fruit riot and they have the candy coating on them,
okay, and there's a lot of sugar.
That's why I'm watching the sugar, okay?
Oh, no, I'm just so full after four grapes.
No, that's not why, it's because of the sugar.
Oh my God.
Oh, I'm just so skinny now, I can't even have four grapes.
No, it's because there's kind of,
well, there's not a lot of sugar in them,
They're so good. No, it's not the sour ones. It's um a new flavor. That's just candy coated. Oh
They're so good
They're so good and they sent me the Kool-Aid ones too, but I haven't tried those ones yet
They're so good
Um, does the mic sound different or just me does it different in a bad way or my wife sent me here. Hey, what's going on?
Welcome. Wait is that?
What was this?
This looks, I feel like I've seen this guy, I'm not sure.
Welcome and shout out to your wife.
Show the nails.
They are cat-eye brown with a teal tip and I had to tip, I had to do them for a shoot.
shoot Rachel Serena with the five gifted. Thank you Rachel Serena with the five gifted. Sorry
my camera is just wandering away. Why are we loving a Sunday? Um, just cause I'm gonna
play a little no pixel just for the vibes. Just for the vibes. Are you scared that April
Fools is going to spread rumors about Vivi? I am a little scared, but you know what? I'm
ready for whatever comes my way. I'm ready. Um, Will Dussie with the five gifted. Thank
you, Will Dussie with the five. Yeah, one would say I'm a little addicted to no pixel.
One would say that. One would say that. What happened last no pixel girl how much time do
Okay, for anyone who didn't okay for anyone who wasn't here last no pixel. Let me tell you what happened last no pixel
Um God where we start I saved a woman from from falling off her balcony and dying I
Joined an all-girls school. I punched that same woman who I said I
That I've saved and then I accidentally punched her later. I'm getting extorted for $10,000 for punching said woman
I got plastic surgery. I have a new face. Um, I developed a crush on somebody who's in a relationship
What what else
I don't even know I might be sick. I might be sick. I was coughing a little bit because I was petting all the raccoons
um
vampy, honey bunny with the 10
gifted thank you vampy, honey bunny. I
I I did kind of say that I would possibly get into some I did I am okay
I became a little bit of a criminal I was breaking into cars. I was breaking into cars. Um, I
Joined a criminal not again. I wouldn't it's not a gang. I wouldn't say a gang
It's just a gathering of girls and one guy Kiki walk adab with the five gifted. Thank you
Kiki walk adab. Um, yeah punch a celebrity. We yeah, J
a GP jash with the 10 gifted thank you GP jash with the 10
So yeah, that's pretty much that's pretty much what uh
What happened?
Stanny licious with the 10. Thank you. Stanny licious with the 10 gifted. Thank you Stanny licious
Yeah girl have you seen the new cloak and dagger skin of course I bought the new cloak and dagger skin
Um, oh my god, mind you the girl extorting you is the girlfriend of the guy you developed a crush on shut up. You're lying. Oh
No, I didn't know that
Ooh, medigaming. Okay. Shh. Oh someone said no, it's not. Okay. I don't know how true that is
Tell me that
Okay, they're saying it's not okay, maybe they just look the same
Okay, well, let's just fucking let's just sign on and see see who's there see what happens
Okay, see you guys tomorrow. Bye get home safe everyone say bye Dylan and Christina. Yeah
Yeah, yep.
Okay.
Leo Mace with the five gifted thank you Leo Mace.
Bye Diltina.
Bye.
Um,
No, I'm okay.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Just in case I need that.
Ew, did you hear Dylan Farr?
That was loud.
Ewww! Did you hear Dylan Fart? That was loud!
If it was me, it would have been louder than that.
That was clearly a fart from the living room. Did you hear that?
They heard it! I'm crying!
Loud and clear. Oh, hell no.
Okay, bye.
Just funky. Uh-uh-uh. Just
FUNKTASTIC!
Uh-oh stinky!
Uh-oh stinky!
Okay, it's loading
So, so do you see them every day?
Uh, most days, I'd say most days, until it wasn't even me
Just left my apartment, by the way, already in the chat
Dear fur on stream absolutely absolutely sometimes you guys know and sometimes you don't oh what happened to the other headphones I got a new piercing I got my conscious piercing on my ear and the other headphones bump up against it so I have to wear these until I heal dang it but I want to wear my new funky ones but I can't
Maggie with a two-gifter, thank you, Maggie.
No! Mama, someone stole my phone with your case!
Oh, fuck! That might help them go to hell!
Oh, hell no! Elevator, I did it!
Do I have to do it again?
Okay, there you go.
Sunday shreemie, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
there was a server reset, right, when yesterday, well, they re- there's a server reset like
multiple times per day, but did they just do another one like right now?
I don't know.
I guess we'll find out.
Everyone saying thank you for that.
Oh, shit.
Shit. Oh, I forgot I was still in retica core. You know what? I'll go out in public dresses retica. I don't seem to mind. I
Don't seem to mind
Or it's but then but but then no then they're gonna know people you think people are gonna know it's my disguise
I can't go out like this. It's my disguise. I
Have to take the mask off. I
I
Have to take the mask off
Okay
Dude and look at my new face for anyone for anyone who missed it. Oh
Look at this side profile. Look. I just look like just look
I'm you know, I look similar like it's still me, but I'm just a little bit more youthful
You know, my lips look better. My nose looks better. I just look fabulous
I do. I just look fab. Okay. Oh, wait, I forgot.
Good morning!
That's mandatory. I got to do that every day.
EthanSan with the five gifted. Thank you, EthanSan with the five.
Okay. 508.
Just noise pollution.
I will now you know to turn down my volume before I go out the door. Now at least you know,
okay, well, I'm not taking these fucking stairs all the way down, please.
There's too many stairs going down, please.
What is this? No pixel companion thing on my screen. It's a cool like layover thing like like extension for no pixel.
You could like see the map and you could like if I if I go on socials in the game, you can like my posts. It's really cool.
Let's go to the first floor and let me see.
So I want to see where the post office is, go postal.
Is the go postal shop different?
Do I got to go all the way up here?
If I want to get a job at go postal,
do I got to go all the way to the shop one?
No, I can go to the first one. Okay. Okay. So I'm going here. Oh, baby, I could walk
there. Maybe I can walk there. Good morning world. It's a beautiful day. Okay, let me,
Let me walk a little bit faster.
Walk a little bit faster.
Good morning.
Okay, fuck you, bitch.
Okay.
Oh, who's this?
Good morning.
Hope you're having a good day.
So sorry about your webbed dose.
I'm not.
I love these are my comfy shoes.
Oh, the kitty!
Who's kitty is that?
Is there a dog?
What's a dog on the loose?
I'm going again for people who are still new to the GTA role-play servers.
Some of these people are, okay, so these people are the NPCs, like these people that are
just kind of chilling like this.
These are like NPCs, they're called the locals.
If I'm talking in the chat I have to call them locals, that's the term for them.
And then there are like actual players as well.
So you could usually tell who's an actual player by the way that they're like walking
and moving and driving and shit.
Okay, just going to go to GoPostle real quick and maybe I should have drove there since
It's taking longer than I thought, it's hill, Jesus hill, woo!
I gotta get my stamina up, girl.
Crap.
Okay, there we go.
Oh, the jog, yep.
How do I do the jog?
Caps lock, yeah, cap lock.
Wait, so is it here?
Is it like behind here?
Oh, is this it down here?
Oh, this is it, go postal, right here.
Perfect, I'm really excited to apply, I hope they accept me.
Uh, okay, what, who the fuck do I talk to?
Um, oh, I guess I go, oh, oh, this guy right here, I guess.
Alright.
Hey, guys!
Hey guys. Hello. I'm just here to apply for a job potentially. Do you know who I could talk to about that?
Okay. God. Don't be so nervous. I know I'm sexy, but... Hello. Hello. Do you know who I could possibly...
Oops, so sorry about that. Jim, excuse me. Do you know who I could talk to about possibly getting a job here?
here? Okay, tough crowd. Locals are so rude. Oh, hi, fellas. Oh, hey, okay, this guys, you
could have just told me your boss was right here. You have to be so rude about it. Hi.
currently clocked out. Oh, I would like to clock in. That's it. Okay. Perfect. I'm now
thank you, boss. Get a work vehicle. Okay, retreat. Oh my God, that was so easy. Okay.
Do I feel like put the uniform on? Or can I just wear what I got? What do I got to do
anything touch the start garage manager and Jess with the five gifted thank you
and Jess with the five do I have to put a uniform on or no I could just the
lockers oh there's uniforms in the lockers
or y'all just saying that oh wait there is action interrupted okay let's see is
Am I still going to have my...
Woohoo!
I'm ready for my first day.
Okay.
Let's go.
Do I have to load up the trucker? Is it already loaded up?
Toggle the cargo door.
Do I have to load it up?
Or what?
You have to go back to him for a run. Talk to him again.
Got it. I click run a job. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
See you the boss. I'm ready for a job. Oh, okay, let me see. Oh, wait, I want the most high paying one. I want this one 468. Yeah.
Hello. Oh, hello.
Okay, pick up the mail from the outbound carrier.
So, okay, so I just go, I get in the car.
Okay. No, to your right.
Wait, are you, look at your map.
Oh, over here.
Wait, is this me or it's just her?
Oh, that can, that is not mine.
Nope.
Pick up mail for delivery.
Am I taking the right, did I take hers or, wait, how the fuck, what if, oh look at,
Oh, I don't like the way I'm running.
Okay.
So where do I put it?
Oh, load package.
Vehicle truck.
Okay, right?
So is that it?
Deliver the piece. Okay. That's it. I think Anastasia says deliver the piece. Cool.
How do I open the...
Oh, hey!
That's the girl.
dealing with yesterday I think that's her right she was that girl school for
sure well she helped me open the garage so can I listen to music when I drive
Arka!
Hey!
Okay, I gotta be really careful with this car, cuz it's not mine, and if I mess it up, I'm stuck with it.
Wait, am I seriously gonna get $400 just for bringing this one package to this guy?
Oh, I got him too good. I'm too good.
I'm too good. Did you see that?
If no one robs you. Oh my god, they can't. God, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Excuse you, can't you stop in the middle of the freaking road like that, you nut job?
Did he mess my car up? No, it's good.
Oh my god, what's wrong with him?
Okay, I'm almost at my destination.
I'm almost at my destination.
What's going on over here?
Excuse me, you can't park there!
Jeez, what's wrong with these people?
Wait now this
Where am I going to this driveway?
Right here
Right here
Do I just leave it at its house?
Okay, I think I just... the game's really quiet.
No, I just have the music quiet.
Oh.
I just have the music. We can't hear the car either.
Maybe there's no noises at all. Okay, I'll make it louder.
And then if anyone complains that it's too loud, I simply don't want to hear it, okay?
Okay, wait till it starts raining, y'all are gonna be able to hear nothing.
Where are these, to Sarah Thompson?
Oh, wait, hold on!
Oh, there's three of them!
So this one's to William, got it!
And where the fuck am I supposed to leave this?
Right here?
William!
Where do I leave this?
Oh, it is coming.
Okay.
Oh, there we go.
Good job.
You'll deliver.
All right
Okay, so it's three it's three packages it's three three stops okay got it oh
My god, you know there's a big freaking hole in the middle of the road who's just geez but the mayor would be
Getting this stuff done better
What the fuck is that?
My seatbelt, oh.
This car is nice, it's like electric or something, I just...
So quiet.
Okay, now this one.
I'm sorry, wait, was this not just where I-
Did I just do a circle and it was just the next door neighbor?
No, it wasn't okay. It's your grill with the five. It's your grill with the five gifted. Thank you
Okay
Okay, this one is for Sarah get her package Sarah Thompson
This is for- oh wait, wrong house, oh my god!
This is house again.
Excuse me rats.
Perfect!
Alright.
One more...
to go.
For Stephanie, let's turn this bad boy around.
Do you have any money right now? Um, let's see.
How much money I have?
I have about...
$1,700 and how much cash do I have on me?
200 bucks. Oh, 400. I got to deposit that. I got to deposit that. I got to deposit that.
I STOP SIGN YOU FRICKIN MORON! Jesus, people in this city. Oh, here goes the dang big hole
in the middle of the road. Stop sign! What stop sign? What stop sign? Hey guys. Fuck you.
Oh my God, you're welcome Dixie.
Thanks for playing with me.
Okay, and then the last package.
Hello.
Hello.
Here we go.
Last package for this house.
The way she runs with the packages is really something.
Gemini with the five gift.
Thank you Gemini with the fight wait what deliver one piece to Robin Richardson. I
Don't have any more mail
I left it
The other girl took it!
I thought it was hers!
Whoa!
I gotta go back to the warehouse.
I gotta go back to the fucking warehouse.
Where the fuck's the warehouse at?
It's all the fucking way over here.
I'm gonna get fired.
I'm freaking pissed!
I don't know what to do with it.
Give me a high up, oh.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah.
Give me a high up, oh.
Give me a high up, oh.
These things are like tanks.
Oh my god, these cars are really...
This, look, not even a scratch on my...
You okay?
Bring me a higher love, oh, bring me a higher love.
Oh my god, I'm supposed to be following the blue.
Oh!
I'm not even following the right fucking thing!
Rachel Serena with the five gifted-
Jenny? What happened? What happened? What happened?
Oh, what happened now? Are you hungry? Are you hungry and tired and thirsty?
Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go back to work. Okay. Love you. Bye, kitty
Milky teets with the five. Thank you milky teets with the five gifted as well
Oh
That was
Bring me
Help!
Help!
Bring me a help!
Hey, hey, you can't act like you're going to go in the other lane and not go in the other
fucking lane.
Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
late to my freaking delivery for Robin Richardson. She's gonna beat my ass.
Shit. So pissed off.
So sorry.
Move!
Jesus, he won't even know how to drive anymore. Fuck! I missed my turn!
Sorry, missed my turn.
Alright, let's try this again.
Oops!
Oh my gosh!
I gotta talk to the boss, because he's getting really peeped.
I got to talk to him. What do I do? Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Nevermind. It's okay.
I still got to go tell him though. I still got to tell him though. I still got to tell
him. Okay. So one of these Robert Riciousen. Yes. Okay. Is there, how many are there? Someone
How many are there?
Someone said there's three.
Okay, just those two.
What are these guys?
Are they robbing the store?
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, Robin here's your package. I know it's a little bit later than the estimated delivery
every time, but it's here.
Okay.
Can I?
I hear him.
Can I just keep these bolts in my inventory?
Like it's, I probably don't even have to, okay, for Robin.
Wait, but then it's not going to know which one I'm delivering.
Maybe I do have to do one at a time
Kitty
Hey
Hey
For Robin, is anyone raw, isn't it?
Uh, just give me a second, just looking for the mailbox here.
Okay.
Oh, it's right by the street, oh.
Why do I feel like...
Oh, dang it, I want to go in there.
Hi Kitty!
Hi Kitty!
Hello Kitty!
Hi, I know I told you I'd come back and say hi to you, I told you.
I told you I would.
Okay, I love you.
Hi kitty.
I'm gonna close the door for the truck.
I can do that while I'm in the truck I think.
Yeah
Package is on the ground
No, it's not
No for real
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, okay, hold on, let me go get it.
Fuck, I'm so fucking fired.
Where was their freak ass house?
Alright here.
Where?
Oh my god, it's right there.
Just running it over.
Oopsie.
Oh well now I could put this in my actual inventory.
Pockets I can keep this in my pockets or no, can I not maybe I can't put it in my pockets when I drive
Hnyb 6 6 with the 5 gifted. Thank you Hnyd 6 6 with the 5
Vehicle drunk there we go
There we go. All right, let's go
Ana Wanna with the 5 gifted. Thank you, Ana Wanna with the 5
Alright
Let's go.
That's a train track.
Excuse me.
Oopsie.
Sorry.
The mayor will pay for that.
It's okay.
That's what they have that in the budget for stuff like that.
It's okay.
Alright, last delivery of the night.
Oh my god.
This delivery, look.
It was the freaking brand new day when I started.
It's been a whole day.
Oh
Well, you that's what you get for not using the bike lane
Gotta use the bike lane in the city. You gotta be careful. There's people that don't know how to drive
All right
Okay
Okay, come on. We got it. Last delivery of the day for Parker. Parker Howard. Come on!
And there we go. $552! Alright, so now do I have to bring the car back? I would imagine.
engine. Okay. Um, can I get over to the other sea? Okay, well. Dude, I think goober is better,
Honestly, I could have did more goober rides and gotten more money I think.
Okay, arrrr, okay, back to go postal, put this truck back, put the dang, put the dang
thing down. Okay whatever. We're just gonna drive. Sorry.
Okay, maybe the post office thing's not for me.
I don't know.
Maybe this is not for me.
You're fired.
How do you know?
For real?
Did it say I was fired?
Oh, shit, my headlights.
Why turn them on?
I think they're broken.
Yeah, they're broken.
Oh my god, the engine's too damaged to start.
Oh my god, I'm fucking fired.
I-I'm fired.
Oh yeah, I'm fired.
Alright, eww, get me out of these ugly clothes then.
How do I take this off?
I gotta go to the clothing store?
Ah.
You need a repair kit.
I don't give a shit about that clock out.
Oh wait, so I actually...
Excuse me!
I'm so sorry.
I really need to go to work.
No, no, no, no, no!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse...
I just really need to go clock out.
Um...
Aw.
You can't leave it? What do you mean?
Why not? Who gives a shit?
I don't care if I lose my job. What are they gonna do?
Oh, shut up.
Yeah, I already got paid.
I don't care.
No, I already got paid!
I don't care.
Let me go and end the shift.
That's a nice car.
Okay.
Oops.
Perfect.
Ah!
Alright!
Boss boss man listen
Listen someone stole my truck somebody stole it. Yeah, no serious. I'm being so serious
I'm being so serious. They really stole it
Yeah, you're yeah, you're welcome. I just want to let you know
Girl how the fuck do I get these clothes off?
What the hell?
What? At the locker.
Clocking change then clock out. Oh my god!
Ow! My forehead!
Hey!
Oh, thank god. All right, I'm walking out.
I gotta stop so hard.
Okay.
Let's freaking leave this city.
Dude! How the fuck am I supposed to get the fuck- oh!
Okay.
Get me outta here!
Fuck!
Oops.
Okay, it's a burger shot.
Oh, not too far.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh.
Is Burger Shot the only food source in this town?
No.
So there is a cafeteria at the hospital.
But Burger Shot's just so good.
Like if you haven't tried your meat shake, you're just not living.
It's so good.
Hey!
Doing donuts. Hey
Who the hell was yelling
Whee!
Got him flying.
All right.
Dinner time.
Ooh.
Whoo!
Right up on friars, because I sure am hungry.
Can I go in through the back door?
Oh.
Y'all really should have this locked.
Oh.
Wait, I'm working?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Hey.
I just kind of like hired myself. I don't know if that's like cool with you. Are you like the manager or what?
Oh, yeah, that's like your bro.
Huh?
That's, oh, that's okay. That's fine.
Okay, cool.
What's your name?
My name is Vivian. I've seen you here a couple times getting some, you know, I've gotten a couple of shakes myself, but I don't think we got her actually met.
Yeah, you look so much like one of my waifus.
Her name is Princess Robot Bubblegum.
Oh, really?
That's a cute name.
She's my number one waifu.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, you're welcome to work here
anytime you want Vivian Chang.
Perfect, thank you.
Oh, thank you, Senator.
You're welcome to Burger Shot, sir.
How can I help you?
Actually, do you want to take the order?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, my first order.
Hello, welcome to Burger Shot.
How can I help you?
Okay, let's see
Okay, one hamburger, okay, so I won't only fucking click it. Okay accept
One fries come right up. Thank you
You're not clocked in yes, I am just a little bit ago, but they went to pervert alley to go try to someone from getting shot by their
Oh, okay. Pervert Alley. I haven't heard about actually.
I need a ride.
Oh, they're on their way back right now. I just got to check my seat.
Oh, perfect.
Hold on. I don't know if I clocked in. Let me just...
Oh, sorry. Let me just check if I'm clocked in,
because I want to make sure I'm getting paid.
If you took someone's order, you should be clocked in.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
But the voices in my head are telling me something different.
Hmm, I was clocked in, interesting.
I guess I just have to stop listening to those voices.
Okay.
All right, well, okay, so once the order's up and ready, you'll be in the window here.
Uh-huh.
In the window.
Oh, perfect.
And then you just grab the bag, and then you put it on the tray here, you just put
on that tree and then they'll take it. Perfect. Awesome. That was easy enough. Good job, Vivian
Jean. Thank you. Has it been a slow night? Um, I think it was pretty busy a little bit ago.
It'll probably pick back up soon. Okay, that's good. Especially once the other co-workers get back.
Yeah, I heard that, you know, there's some rumors going around that like this place
isn't really that clean, but I don't know if I if I believe that we're so clean here at Burger Shack
okay okay did you wash your pants you should probably go back wash your
ah okay yeah here I should probably do that are we got the same price yeah
Oh, wow.
There's somebody back here.
Oh, Tim's on.
Welcome back, RoxyChan.
Oh, hello.
Hi, my name's Vivian.
Vivian?
Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Roxanne.
Oh, um, do you want me to show her around?
Because I don't know what I'm doing, but I'll try my best.
Oh, I mean, I could show her around if you don't want to.
If you want to, you know, she can do it.
Um, yeah, I could do that if you want to.
Alright.
Oh, okay.
I believe in you, RoxyChain.
Oh yeah, well, you know me.
You can see all the way out there.
I'm looking for a promotion.
Oh, good for you girl, you go girl.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, thanks.
Alright, so here I've been really sad.
There's one thing you always have to do.
And it's to clock in.
Because if you don't clock in, you're not getting any pain.
Right.
And nobody wants that.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Did you do that?
Yeah, I did.
I clocked in.
Awesome.
Over here is the trash bin.
I never touched that.
Oh, hey, it's the really talented music girl, lady. She seems really good.
Oh, perfect. I've been looking for a way to...
I got a new guy, a new guy's outside.
Yeah, hello, we got a new guy.
We got a lesbian in the trunk, I'm back.
Yeah, he's here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, welcome back, Doki Chain.
Hey, I think there's a lesbian in one.
I'm all out, hello.
Got a trunk full.
Uh, lesbian?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a lesbian in the trunk.
Fresh, too, fresh, takes as much as you want.
In the meantime, yeah, can I get one of these money shot combos?
Money shot combo, no problem.
looks pretty good and for your drink would you prefer a water or a soda soda is fine
all right matter of fact I was being right here if you'd like to spread one
open there you go all right that'll be $21 here's that is more right there
Oh, thank you so much.
Let me just have my finger.
Oh, so many pages.
Yeah, six-page issue right there.
Well, the last page is kind of an ad, but it's an ad for our ads.
We're kind of adding ourselves.
So, you guys have an ad?
You guys have an ad for Skeleton Crew tonight.
I had to end it.
And now we're all solo, but they're burning the Midnight Oil.
How much did you guys pay for ad starts?
I mean, time?
I'm thinking like 5, 2, and 1K.
Who's got beef with burger shot?
Thank you.
I think he was going to try it.
We can do that if you want to get, you know, I don't know if you guys want to do a corporate style if you're paying out of pocket and trying to just promote the place or whatever, but we're going to sort it out.
I can do it in advance as well as get like two weeks in advance.
Oh, I'm missing twice, I need a soda.
I'm gonna do that.
You know, you don't have that much money, remember?
It's good to get a formal contract out there.
Alright, so 10 grand, 10 grand.
I do it in three days, sounds good.
Yeah, what's going on?
There's your order?
Is there anything else?
Free house!
You know what?
How about first ones on the house?
If you guys read the, I think it's on the second page,
you guys actually got a positive piece in there.
Wait, what's going on?
An appetizer.
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Oh, okay.
Perfect.
Can Nancy Chan write that article?
Wow, yeah, look.
Actually, this is pretty positive here.
Cammy, the owl.
Wait, what is it saying?
It says, rumors have been circulating
around the popular fast food joint,
Burger Shaw in Meere Park,
whispers of food poisoning,
infested lettuce, rats running the kitchen,
meat being ground in the parking lot, et cetera.
I decided to investigate the restaurant myself
and I was pleasantly surprised to find
that none of the rumors were true.
In fact, it was quite the opposite.
I was met by friendly, attentive staff
who were eager to show me around the kitchen
and even the officers in the back to ensure me
that the entire store was cleaning up to code.
Wow.
Yeah, we had a somewhat of a secret shopper come in
looking for these crazy things people are talking about.
found nothing of the sort so you know what that being said you guys got two
positives that that article is making you guys look good yeah there's another
article too so interesting in here too shut the hell up lady talk is anyway oh
my god anyway it's like I was saying you just smack that woman yeah good race
good riddance all right god damn riddance anyway a grill coin up it seems
to be attached to your guys this company stock so the better you guys do the
better grill coin does it's the only actual uh positive performing stock after a week
of dancing
oh
i'm going to have to have a win song
hi raman do you remember being that's win song
here have a lesbian
um
um
what
uh
the v
yeah of course i remember every time i meet
yeah that's yeah you go to the lesbian i'll wait for the next
way back have a lesbian split it open
i got a lesbian in the truck out back if you guys need more
i have a need for it
i have a need for it for you
and we can use it for what
got a story
Uh, for the court case?
Oh, there's a court case?
Oh, yeah, two great students at the F.
Oh, crap.
I didn't know that.
You know, it's my first day.
Oh, I like it.
Oh, thank you.
Well, how do you like your job so far?
I like it.
It's pretty fun.
But, you know, I definitely have a hard time.
Big news, big news.
Yeah, I have heard some things about it
not being too clean in here.
But I don't think that's true.
Look at how it looks really clean to me.
But the main thing is, is that animal being
Yeah, I mean, I wash my hands like, only so I can get into safe place.
You should have the book.
Yeah, that's enough, right?
If you can get a poke at us, then raise the ball.
So did you want my lesbian? Is that what you wanted?
Right now, you and your, you know, those guys don't count as two people.
Would you mind if I just read one article on the screen?
Oh, actually, I got one.
You got one? Okay.
Yeah, my bad.
Wait, we need to get on top at all.
I'll drive back by and see if it swells up.
Okay, I gotta get out there and this new issue out, all right?
I want to meet them too.
Trust me, it's going to be the best thing you ever went all day.
All right, I need food for this protest.
Welcome to Berkshaw, how can we help you?
Um, do you got any vegan food, man?
Let me see, uh, we have French fries.
Okay, um, could I get like two orders of French fries
and two waters. Two waters, french fries, two waters, you got it.
Oh wait, I don't think the water is, like,
decent friendly.
Oh, it's water. Like, what do you put in the water, man?
Well, there's like a little, you know, the meat, it just sometimes it gets a
little bit mixed up.
I think it comes up from an animal. What is it?
Um...
A water buffalo.
Oh yeah, it comes from the water buffalo.
Yeah, they milk them back in the back.
Well, do you have any vegan drinks?
Um, God, I think our sodas are vegan.
Okay, do you have like orange and tang?
Yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah.
One or two.
Two.
All right, no problem.
Excuse me, dude, I'm in line.
I don't, I'm right here.
Sure.
You're trying to get to know me?
It's okay.
Okay, your total's gonna be $18.
I got you some fries, though.
Good job, Doki-Chi.
Alright, order lost.
If you don't want serving order yet, you gotta get the drinks.
Okay.
And then you just put the bag from the window and the studio.
Okay.
Oh, yes, everything's fine, so good.
Now put you up there in front.
Everything okay, Roxy?
I couldn't help but overhear.
Is your name Winsong?
Yeah.
I've heard really good things about you.
I heard that you're like an amazing tarot card reader.
Oh, to Lucy?
Yeah, I got her.
She broke her leg.
Well, I'm a little bit of an aspiring psychic myself. That's why I was wondering if I was gonna run into you one of these days.
Somebody ran into her.
It's an honor.
You should exchange greetings or something sometime.
Oh, I would love that.
I would love that.
Maybe after your shift and after my protest.
But you're perfect.
Oh, what are you protesting?
She was trying to feel better.
Your workplace using a carpet.
Ah, yeah, you know what? I don't blame you.
It's big news.
Big news. What's wrong with big news?
It's a good like you know, there's people to convert to veganism.
I'm going to take that opportunity.
Well, it's pushing your agenda, right, just like everyone else.
Well, it's a good agenda.
Subjective.
Well, good luck with your protest.
It was nice to meet you.
Thanks, man.
that I can force your establishment to stop using animal products under public pressure.
You know what, me too.
Well, we need more customers, you guys.
I don't think Roostie is in the group chat.
I asked her first.
I'm going to take my 10 real quick.
Okay.
I'm going to get some more customers.
I'm going to get the phone call.
Celebrity guest at schools.
guest at Girls' School April Fooze, hazed by a student body. This Saturday marked the
beginning of the semester for the Girls' School at Los Santos University. Celebrity guest
April Fooze was late for attendance and immediately scolded upon arrival. I was told this was
a meet and greet, not a lecture. The singer scoffed. She did say that. Amid the whispers
among the girls, LSBN reporter Nancy Reherd, she looked so different, age really caught
up to her. Mrs. Fuse was quick to fire back and argued that she had worked on in Monaco,
Monaco. LSBN reached out to the blind surgeon for comment, but has yet to receive a response.
Mickey Sinclair, who was present at the class and had a foursome with all of the boys present,
he did, as part of the bonding exercise, stated, if she's on a diet, it's not working.
Although the pop star announced she would do pictures with anyone who wanted them,
She walked away after being sucker punched by one of the students Vivian Vegas
Cancel everything double the pay I am out of here so I cried the superstar
My first time in the paper and it's for fucking punching somebody
What was that I
I just heard you mumbling over here. Oh, yeah. Now I was just reading. I was just reading the paper.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, about what happened yesterday at the girl's school. I was there. I saw what happened.
You were there. You know, you were there. I didn't recognize you outside of your uniform.
Oh, so yeah, I thought it happens a lot at a time. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it was so embarrassing. It was so
embarrassing. And I really, and now they're like trying to extract. I did and it was an accident.
And I had to go get checked out after I had to go get a brain scan and everything to make sure that I was okay
and luckily everything's fine, but it was just so embarrassing and now they're trying to extort me for ten thousand dollars
I I just don't know what to do
Yeah
You know if you put in some shifts of urshot you make it you make that money in no time really
You know like how many shifts do you think?
I guess depends on how long you work, but I'd say you know maybe like ten thousand dollars
Probably like a week.
Okay, that's not too bad.
Oh man, well yeah, I'm just trying to lay low from them.
I think it was her manager or somebody, I'm not sure.
But whoever it is, I have to lay low.
Yeah, but wow.
You know, it's kind of cool to have my name on the paper though.
Oh, you know what, that's true as well.
That's true as well.
I could win over the hearts of the people.
really you know you could offer them some short service no I don't know guys are
anything you're good at yes I'm good at psychic readings that's why I was
talking to Winston
yeah you can still
hi Maynard's done
hi Maynard
hi Maynard
it's Coyote me
Maynard you want some psychic readings
it'll make you wet
he's not he doesn't, he's my maynard
what the fuck is what do you want what
Oh
Robert been around
By the way, I'm gonna say it right now
If any fucking is making perfect early by Berkshire, I'm killing them tomorrow. Okay, just be prepared
I was about to go fucking like I was I was gonna say Maynard's right here. He should be stabbing these cunts man
Anyways maynard son do you want to get a second reading from Vivian?
Bye bye Kench Kench I'll see you tomorrow
Bye Benji sign. Can I visit Perva Valley?
Other clothes
What are their hours?
Security advisor
9 p.m. That's when the
Anyways, well good morning, minor John
I don't think he does either. That's okay. I'll find my way. It's not. Thank you for trying. I appreciate it.
But you know what? Oh, you do? Okay, perfect. I was looking for a psychic earlier. Oh my gosh. Well,
you know, I'm so pretty new, but I've had the gift ever since I was younger. So it's just something
that I've been wanting to explore a little bit more. So do you want to do you want to do one now?
Oh my god. Oh, yes, she called me a pervert.
You hit it with your car in perver alley!
No, no, no, that wasn't me. That was Marko.
Oh, Dr. Beef.
He's not a pervert. He's just European, man.
It's Teotini!
Oh, I got it.
I promise you.
Precator, baby.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Hey, Dr. Beef.
Oh, yeah, what's going on?
What's going on?
I had a long day.
Oh, do you want to freeze?
Oh, you're pointing that.
Oh, my shoe. Oh, yeah.
My shoes? What are those?
Oh, those are just my shoes.
What?
Oh, sorry. Slippers. Okay, that's normal.
Yeah, no, they're not my real feet.
No, no, no. Yeah, no, just, if they were my real feet,
like, they'd be, you know, they wouldn't be able to come off
and these totally could come off,
because they're slippers and they're not my feet.
Yeah, yeah, because they're slippers and they're not my real feet,
since they totally could come off.
The veins and stuff.
Um, they're just really hyper realistic.
Yeah, they're custom.
They're custom.
Yeah.
They're really, yeah.
I just need to, I just need to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you're good.
Well, yeah, if you want to do a reading, we could do a reading though.
Well, let's do it.
Okay.
Did you have it like a go somewhere or?
We could sit down in burger shop.
We could just say, yeah, we could just take a seat in one of the boots or something.
Okay.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, man, work here.
Oh, good evening, people.
Good evening, people here.
What is going this?
Okay, guys.
Hi, new employee.
I'm very part-time.
Holy shit.
Oh, okay.
Oh, hello.
Oh, my god.
Thank you, miss Will.
Oh, thank you.
All right, let's go sit over here.
All right, let's do this one right here.
All right, sorry.
So, Rude, if you remind me of your name.
My name is Lucy. Lucy.
Lucy.
Big red with a good head. Okay.
Lucy. Vivian. Nice to meet you.
Vivian, nice to meet you.
Okay.
So I always like to start, you know,
is this, do you just want like a general
reading? Is there something like
particular in your life that you're looking
for more answers on? Maybe your love,
career, or just something more general?
Um...
Great.
I've only been with men and I think I may be a lesbian, but I'm not sure.
Okay, okay, just getting that happens for sure. Okay. Okay, well, hold up your palms and we can get started
started. Marcos, he's our manager over here. Oh, no, no, no, that's totally fine. Okay.
Yeah. Well, that's, well, a lot's coming through here. I think. Okay. I don't know how to break
You're without a doubt a lesbian, undoubtedly.
The spirit that just came through, well, if they don't accept you for who you are, then
they don't deserve you.
But what I'm seeing, I'm seeing, what are you scared of?
No, don't worry about that.
Spirit has got your back.
They want you to be your true authentic self.
That's what they're telling me.
hiding. Be yourself. That's exactly what they're saying in my ear right now. If
anything, you'll go to hell if you're straight because you're not living your
true self. Yeah?
Um, I heard some, uh, some witchcraft going on.
Yeah, we're doing a psychic reading.
Oh wow, okay. I'm sorry I love you.
No, no, not at all.
I just found out I'm actually a lot of people.
Yeah, it's a lot. It's a hard pill to swallow.
Well, hopefully you don't have to swallow too much more now that you're a lesbian, but...
I'm sorry, I might have been too soon.
I think we can make it.
So, what do I do about my current husband? I mean, he's giving me money.
Right. Well, that's, I mean, I mean, thank God, right?
Because that's really, I mean, that's all that we're good for at the end of the day.
So you could keep him around, you know, it's really up to you.
If he gives you money, if he is a stable financial support system.
I mean, I don't see anything wrong with, you know, keeping him around.
So you're saying I should have a woman on the DL, you know,
Don't let your husband stop you from finding your wife.
That's what the spirit is telling me.
And I'm not going to go to hell.
No, absolutely not.
What about all those cats I know?
Is that going to send me to hell?
That I'm going to have to consult a different spirit guide about.
Yeah, but they're clocked out right now.
So that's something we're going to have to do another.
Okay. Now, does it change anything if I tell you that I'm part bird and I only have a cloaca?
You only have a what now? A cloaca? And what may that be? Oh, it's the everything hole.
No. A pea-shit, bark, squirt, out of it. Right. Okay. So that's what you have. I'm
That's good. That's good. So that's your only, sorry, not to get, that's your only hole, is what I'm understanding.
Besides the mouthful on you.
You know what, I don't think that that's necessarily a problem. I do think that that's something that you know you probably would just have to discuss with your partners.
But that's, you know, it's not gonna, it's not gonna make a difference in your sexuality, no.
Okay, thank god. Oh my god.
Well, I hope that that gave you a little bit more clarity and insight.
It did. I mean, is it bad that part of me
wants to keep that part of my life hidden?
I'm kind of scared.
Well, how does a burger shop stays at Burger Shop?
If you want we could keep this a secret we don't have to tell anybody you know it's your life
not everyone has to know about this it's it's your life uh
I'll just be between the three of us yeah exactly
But you're not gonna tell anyone right no no no
Well I'll probably tell my boss you know Rob
Rob? No no no don't don't tell Rob
What do you mean he's my boss?
Oh you know what they say secrets secrets are no fun secrets secrets
Oh, you have children as well?
Yeah, it's a boy, a cilantro, and a manuvo.
Those are beautiful names.
What do I do about them? Do I put them up for adoption now?
Because I'm a lesbian?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You could still, I mean, I don't know if you know this, but, you know, in this year that we're in,
You're lesbians are allowed to have children. I know you said you're from a small town. So you might not, you know
So stuff stuff's changed
Okay
Well, it's really enlightening
This is
Let me see
Oh my god.
What's going on? What's going on?
What's happening, Roxanne?
What's going on?
This guy wants to kill me.
What?
I'm gonna pick up, I'm gonna pick up.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, it's Roxanne.
What's going on?
Oh, where are you at?
Um...
Don't tell him you're at Burger Shot.
Um...
I am not at Burger Shot.
Okay.
What? Why aren't you at Burger Shot?
I thought you wanted to meet up or something.
Oh yeah, you know what? After thinking about it,
I think right now would be a bad time for that.
A bad time for what?
To meet up. You know, I'm just...
I don't think I'm ready for that.
And I'm not... I'm just in love with my ex.
Um, and...
What? What's that?
Um, uh-huh, it's just like, um...
It's complicated.
Is it complicated?
Um...
Why is he spanking you?
What's the killer behind you?
No, if I don't turn around and tell you...
If I don't turn around and tell you...
You told me I want to murder you and I want to know why I want to do it.
Are you okay?
No.
So why the fuck do I want to kill you?
Oh, um, I think maybe you mentioned that you were killing somebody on the phone when I was talking to you.
So fucking confused right now.
That you said you didn't mean to kill you or something like that on the phone
No, no
That's not what she said she said she said I want to have skills
Because she wants to do better at working at broken shots. So she wants some more skills
I don't want those skills, but I just want to go kill cops because I'm a thug
Oh my god, no, no worries at all. But wait, are you a cop though? Is that what he's trying to kill you?
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay. Yeah, well then you're fine, because that's all he cares about apparently. Yeah, don't worry about it. He's not gonna kill you.
Hey, so what?
Yeah, you're welcome.
Can I also get my reading too?
sure. Perfect. Okay. So I, you know, I just like to ask everyone, um, do you like to,
would you like to do a general reading or do you have like a certain part of your life
that you're really looking for answers on such as love, career, um, anything like that?
I'm gonna give you my phone number.
Oh, yeah.
Um, I'll take a general one.
General?
OK, we'll see what comes to her.
OK, just hold out your palms for me.
Uh-huh.
OK.
Are you an actual doctor, doctor?
A doctor, people.
OK, wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Uh-huh.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing a dead person.
I'm seeing somebody who was passed. Yeah.
Somebody who was passed.
Is there someone in your life that is, that has passed?
Tragically?
No. Okay. Oh, maybe it was, okay.
Sorry. You know I'm, I'm new to this. So it's not always super accurate.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay, I'm also seeing, I'm seeing a child, a child, a child that hasn't been born yet
though.
A baby.
A baby?
Yeah, a future baby.
A fetus.
a baby yeah a future baby a fetus baby of gonorrhea
well you could still yeah unfortunately you still can't yeah well no I don't
want this baby okay okay my boss well my boss gave me
gonorrhea wait it's okay
Okay, if he's not willing to pay for my gonorrhea meds, you think he's gonna pay for an abortion?
But I'm also seeing that something is gonna happen in this shift of you figuring out what
you're gonna do with this baby.
You're also going to somehow become the manager.
I'm seeing a big promotion.
Wait, really?
No way!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I think something, maybe it's something with HR or something with the boss that gave you
gonorrhea, something's going to happen where that's going to come to the light and people
are not going to be happy about it.
And you're next in line for the position.
Oh my God.
Yeah, well, I have to date my boss.
I mean, I have to date my manager to keep my job.
Well, that checks out.
Well, not for long, but just whatever you do.
I have to date my boss, I mean I have to date my manager to keep my job, but I'll check
some.
Well, not for long, but just whatever you do, decide to do with this baby, you know, that's
your decision.
Yeah, my body, my choice.
Yes, but you know, if I were you, I think you should tell the news channel.
Really blackmail us.
No, I should do that.
You don't think so?
That's what spirits telling me it's it's actually
What was that right and you know and that's like you know no no judgment here like girl
have your fun. But, yes, Spira, unfortunately, isn't able to help me narrow that down.
Yeah, so do with that information what you will. And again, not everything is 100%
accurate. It's just more of a general forecast. But that's just what the spirit's been telling me.
That's also again, that's a very strong possibility if you haven't pooped in like some days it could also show up
That is you know that there might be a baby
Oh my god, that could be it as well. Yeah
Get you some laxatives or well, there's there's another
Option, but I hope you are but just I think laxatives
Oh you are okay all I'm saying is by the end of this you might have what was
any of your hole again you might have a
cloaca
Jesus Christ
what the hell what which one red hat oh my god John Marco St. Marco
What?! He's a pervert?!
He's a pervert! He's a pervert! He was in pervert alley!
Are you kidding me? I thought he was a good guy!
Is it a pervert alley?
Why did you get there?
Oh my god!
Oh okay! You don't notice me, that's fine, it's all good.
I noticed you, King.
I noticed you as soon as you walked in.
They're high!
That guy's hot.
Okay, anyway.
Um, yeah, I hope that she gets better, but okay, yeah, John Marco, say, Marco, what the
freak?
I did not know he was a pervert.
I was in the hospital with him.
Yeah.
He seemed pretty cool.
They were like running around naked with guns out.
What the fuck?
They were like, oh, Naomi.
What the hell?
Naomi's so nice.
I don't know.
How would they do that?
Oh, God.
What the hell is this pervert alley?
What even is it?
Is it just everyone running around with their clothes off?
Yes!
That sounds terrible.
is the location it's by morning wood boulevard morning wood boulevard got it
okay let me just morning what is it so that is that north of here um kind of
like Bay City like to the west to the west okay all right just all right
Another day at work. Yeah, I just wanted to uh
No, I mean well, I just I would like Disney's drive by just to see it's just like you know cuz I'm gonna be a little bit foam
I'm not gonna lie
Okay, well then boring it's not gonna be any fun
Yeah, you're so oh my god. No, not at all. Just do me a favor if anyone isn't like, you know in need of my service
Just recommend me. That's all I could ask
Actually, there is someone
Yeah, if you want to like send him my info or something here, I'm gonna share my contact with you two
How can I help you? One money shot? I'm in my debt.
Oh, you're Dixie's friend!
Yes, I am!
She's so cool.
What? No way!
Oh my god, I was just gonna say, is that the...
Yes!
Well, I understand that.
She's a sweetheart.
Two of them?
Yeah, um, I made, I mean, hey, maybe it's for the better.
Yeah, they were assholes anyway.
Yeah, yeah, forget them.
I should probably get back to work.
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't want you to get fired.
But yeah, this was, this was awesome.
I hope that you got some answers.
But if you ever need me or if anyone you know, just, just give me a call.
No, no, no, no, no, like I said, what happens at Burger Shot stays at Burger Shot.
That's what I say too.
Yeah, I know that you might have to worry about, but we'll be alright.
Alright, have a good rest of your shift. You're welcome. Bye.
Oh, damn.
You're looking so cute today as you watch this.
Oh my god.
They are tricking me around tomorrow.
Nice!
Okay, well then, it's gonna be a protest.
That is worried, man.
And, uh, we're gonna get the news here, and there's gonna be explosions.
It's gonna be big.
It's gonna be crazy.
Explosions?
Well, we're not gonna do the explosions.
Does someone take my car?
Perfect, somebody left a car on for me.
Even better. Or is this the car that I took?
Why did I just cough? Why did I just cough?
This car is driving like shit. Oh, I was gonna say, is it in like manual or something?
Oh, shit, that guy's not okay.
You think I got the Canada?
No, there's no way.
Oops, I'm sorry.
Oh, crap!
Okay, this is so funky, though.
I went the wrong way!
Out of the wrong freaking exit, town bearer saying.
What a bad guy's car.
Oh, sorry.
I was looking at the shadow.
I was texting and driving.
My bad.
Why is it beeping? Oh, I have no gas. I'm low on gas. Oopsie.
Okay, well let's see where this pervert alley is, what they're talking about. I'm sure it
Can't be that fun and crazy and awesome.
Hello!
Um, hello, I was promised fucking perverse, there's nobody here.
What the fuck?
It's fucking ghost town over here.
Bullshit boring in the alley wait, oh wait
Where what alley though
Those
Wrong Street
Rockford Hills Morningwood Boulevard, where my camera's covering it says Morningwood Boulevard.
Is it not that one?
We're on Morningwood.
Turn down the side street.
Oh, like this.
Okay, okay, like there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hello perverts the freak freaking perverts and whatever
Well, no, at least I know where, oh wait, you know what I could do though?
Oh, there's an ATM, can I use the ATM?
the bank. Surely that's not for me.
Double C Gaming with the raid, thank you!
Guess what, what the fuck are we gonna do about my name being in the fucking news?
Should I like tweet about it or something?
Just so people can like...
I need his hand wash before it plays on the button.
Bugs are washed as well in our dishwash.
Eugh! Oh, fuck.
It gets in my burger shop.
Where am I can stay away from burger shop? Oh my god. What?!
She freaking posted us doing our reading. Now everyone's gonna know she's a fucking lesbian.
It was Ginger Son.
At least she did a hashtag cool.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm just going to send it like that.
I'm just going to send it like that.
guys look how good my profile picture is. Let me do a lemon list.
Looking for wheat crack head for hire.
I'll do it and so on tarot plus singer I could turn I could turn one into I could turn one
$1 and a 50k peptides on deck.
Call to join the crew of Dead Reckoning.
TV show. I gotta go to the bank too.
Oh, maybe the fleek is right here.
My health has dropped quickly.
So it is, does that mean I might have the Canada?
No, there's no way, right?
Right. Deposit, how much cash do I have?
Cash on hand, 235.
Wait, so the cash, the bank rolls of cash don't count?
What's ours here?
Oh my god
No, I didn't want to go. Dang it. I clicked it. It's okay. I'm gonna get $400 just from that shit
Who's behind me
Hello?
Oh, you're fine.
I was just sliding a deposit slip behind you here.
Oh, okay.
No problem.
We've got a copy of the new magazine yet?
I did actually.
It was my first time being in the paper.
Well, there you go.
You're in there, huh?
Yeah.
Not for really good reasons, but it's okay.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Fair enough.
You know what?
There's no such thing as bad press.
Yeah.
What's your name again by the way?
Otterman, Ron Otterman, Lead Publisher,
Lead Publisher, Newsanger, you know, just all around Executive
over there, the Los Santos Broadcast Network. Okay, Ron Otterman,
got it, Vivian, nice to meet you. Yeah, likewise.
All right, Ron, you have a good night.
All right.
Okay, there you go to the hospital.
Seems like every day I'm at the freaking hospital.
I should get better insurance at this point.
We've got this car that's F'd up.
Hello?
Hello?
No, I don't think they're the perverts, they're just wearing matching outfits.
No, they had shirts on, they had shirts on, they just had tan shirts on, that's what I
I thought I thought it was the perverts that's why I stopped I think I was mistaken
YOUCHE
Help me help help me help me anyone
Help me somebody call somebody please call help me
Oh, can I use my phone?
No.
Help me.
Please.
Hello.
If you can hear me, please call an ambulance.
Just call an ambulance, just call an ambulance.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, help me. Someone just got into a horrific accident on San Andreas Avenue by the Little
Soul Church. Please come help. Thank you. Thank you. Listen, it's going to be okay. It's
going to be okay. Do you think so? I'm just starting to see the light. Just breathe through
it okay breathe through okay I think you're gonna be just fine what happened I
just I just I don't know I took the turn too hard and I just I hit this tree and
that's the last thing I remember just really breaks my heart to hear I'm
seeing the light I hate this I'm seeing the light no don't don't go to it don't
go to it not yet okay not yet okay what were you delivering on magazines I work
at the at life invader I was delivering the latest edition of their magazine oh
wait I I think I was in that one once it's then it's just came out today so yeah
Yeah, I'm yeah, I guess we'll see I
Wait, hold on. Let me see
What's the name of the issue called?
It's the fourth issue. It's it do for guys. Is that the one that I was in I don't know
But the name is in particular actually even read it yet because it's hot off the press
Okay
Well, if you read the article about the girl school
That was me
You run a girl school?
No, I was there. I don't run it. I'm not that important.
Oh, well, I think you could one day, you know?
Thank you. That's so nice of you.
I think you definitely could.
Thank you.
Oh, Officer Unroute.
Oh, amazing. That's great. Thank you so much.
Yeah, I feel like you don't have to wait if you're busy.
I know you probably have deadlines to make.
I was just waiting for them to respond.
Okay, oh, I think I see them right here. Yeah, but very least I was waiting for a response
Okay, thank you so much. Oh, okay. They're
What? Dairy
It's here right right here
We'll thank you again for saving my magazines
No worries. Good luck. I'll see you again. I'm sure
Is it just you, ma'am?
Yes, just me.
All right, no problem, no problem.
Uh, I'm not- I'm gonna take a look at you super quick.
I'm gonna just make sure you're okay, okay?
Okay.
What's your name, ma'am?
My name's Vivian.
My name's Vivian.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Tori.
Tori, nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
Uh, that's 103A from currently on scene.
seen I might need the jaws of life though. Oh god. Sorry we're just gonna
cut you out of the car and stuff right? Yeah okay. Alright I'm just checking you
over for injuries okay I'm just gonna put some band-aids on you did you hit your
head at all or anything? Yeah pretty hard. Okay do you feel like you like
possibly knocked out or like lost consciousness at all? No I think I've
I remember everything. Okay that's great that's good that's good. It doesn't look
like we have any EMS so I'm gonna take you down to the hospital we're just gonna
wait for an officer essentially we just need to catch you out of the car there's
no fire department or EMS available okay okay no problem okay okay so what so
what happened what happened I just I took the turn a little wide and then
there's just a car was just going too fast and I swear that I hit the street
you're coming on it like like eastbound I guess like this way yeah yeah I'm gonna
be careful with these fucking drivers are literally out of control you know I
know yeah it was crazy okay well I mean you're talking to me fine does it like
hurt when you breathe do you feel like you have any issues breathing or some
little tightness in my chest but it's it's not that bad yeah you know that
I could have been from like the seatbelt or the airbag or whatever the fuck, so.
Yeah.
Let's get you down to the hospital, they can take a better leg at you.
Where were you heading to?
I was heading to the hospital actually.
Oh my god.
Well, I guess that's not going to change, you know, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
We'll make it there one way or another.
What were you going to the hospital for?
I just wasn't feeling so good.
I was coughing a little bit.
I just wanted to get checked out.
out anything make him better or worse like carpet car crashes I would definitely say
this probably made it a little worse but I couldn't I could see that I could see that
already I'm gonna film one of it do you think it could be you in route with the
Do you think it could be the woke mind virus?
Oh, is that going around?
I don't know, Carlos would scare me about it.
People are getting Canada. Do you have Canada?
I don't know.
Okay, yeah, I'm not sure if I have Canada either, is it the other...
Telling us, I've been, like, shitting myself 24-7. Do you think I'm fucked?
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
So what you're getting to, or is this me?
I think... well, mine's more of just a cough, but have you eaten a burger shot lately?
I did make four or five days ago, and I'm still shitting it out, so you haven't GMI, obviously.
Yeah, that might be it, honestly. I've heard some not-so-good things. They're using coyote meat. It's the whole thing.
Oh, my fucking coyote meat.
Yeah, that's just what I'm hearing.
Jesus Christ, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can get you out without the Jaws of Life, okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
It's gonna keep you nice and stable in like a neutral position or something.
Perfect.
Gonna make sure you don't damage your spine or something.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
I'm just gonna slide you into this car and we'll take you straight in.
All right.
Sounds good.
Oh, that was a nice one.
This batch won a 3076 over to CMC.
Uh, we could split it on the unit and who's playing the Toss-A-Life for the rest of the-
Sorry about my feet. They're kinda like-
Uh-oh. Just put them with your feet?
Yeah, they're just- they're kinda- they're just really big, I'm sorry.
I think that's why you kinda like hit the brakes or something.
That might be it.
Do you not just like have any time to hit the brakes?
Yeah, I just- I'm not too good of a driver, but I think it- you know, my feet probably don't help.
I'm not too great of a driver either, to be honest, it's my first day driving.
Yeah, I could tell by your car, but that's okay.
Yeah, you know, I was actually trying to get that repaired. I figured you would appreciate it if I kept off on that for a little bit.
Yeah, and I did, so thank you.
Yeah, of course, of course. You know, I could definitely see this thing without your car though.
Oh yeah, no, too shy, too shy.
Yeah, you're throwing rocks in my glass house.
Alright, don't rub it in too much now.
I'm not going to rub anything in action, I'm not sure what you're extending your injuries like.
Ah, true.
Alright.
Whoa, I've never seen the emergency entrance.
Alright, I'm just going to get you out of the car as carefully as I can, okay?
Alright, no problem.
Very carefully, very carefully.
Okay, that works.
Is your uh, is your chest feeling tighter now?
Uh, no.
Feels about the same.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Is her name was uh, Valerie? I apologize.
Vivian.
Vivian, Vivian.
Yes.
Sorry, I'm really hard of hearing.
No, no worries.
Oh.
I like the little big bird thingy-og going on.
Thank you.
Those are just my feet.
Oh, okay.
Help!
Sorry, my little heavy.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Dr.
Thank you.
There you go.
Where do you want this patient?
Any bed?
Any bed?
Yes, yes.
All right, big bird, this is where we part ways.
Thank you so much.
A safer time driving, please.
you're incredible have a good rest of your shift you as well doctors you know
she was the driver of a plighted head on with a tree and very well thank you
officer you feel better man bye thank you vehicle accident yes yes yes I hit a
tree. I see, I see. Wow, miraculous. You have not broken
off, or anything. If they, if may look over is correct, but
we will be more diligent. Yes. Yes, yes, of course, do what
you have to. Let me just test the arms and the legs, anything
in sharp pains you are noticing. Nope, that doesn't hurt.
I'm going to give you some liquid IVs, this is going to be just a pain killer, very slight
and it should help quell any of these pains that you are feeling.
Amazing, thank you.
No flinching please, shakey hand.
There we go.
There we go. We will go ahead and clean this up. All of these bruises and scrapes, yes?
Oh, how fast were you going in this vehicle? Maybe like 60.
Oh, not wearing your seat belt then? I don't remember, honestly. I know. It's a little careless of me.
Oh, is this your, uh, your colleague over here?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, no, no, no, just, no, be sorry at all.
Just wondering.
Nice to meet you.
That's my juice well.
Oh, yes.
Your wounds look very clean.
Now you should feel the effects of the IV kicking in very soon.
Okay, amazing. Also, while I'm here too, I noticed that I've had a cough the past couple days.
Is that something I should be worried about?
I'm not seeing any rashes, nothing that stands out.
A couple people come around with their coughs.
It is usually just a slight cold that you are getting through, yes?
Yes, so you're probably perfectly fine and just working through something.
Okay, perfect. I've just been fear-bongered about the Canada, so I just wanted to check on that.
Oh, yes, it looks like you are perfectly healthy other than the branches and such that they've been
scraping your body. Oh, okay. Well, that's good news. Oh, thank you, Doc. I really appreciate you.
Yes, of course, of course. Where's your seat belt? Yes. Yes, I know.
Since I think there's all the gross out there, so you'd hate to see the Canada make a comeback, yes.
Exactly. I know. Trust. I will. Thank you, doctor.
Yeah, that's a little bit of a problem, man.
Oh, wait. Where's the cafeteria?
I might as well get a snack while I'm here.
Isn't it this way? Oh, this is the emergency entrance. I never entered from this way
Where's the cafeteria?
Staff area
Cafeteria here we go
Let's get a little snack I'm gonna get a hot dog
I
Have enough inventory
I'll put the magazine on the ground I already read it you bet for someone else
I'll get a drink too.
Do they have drinks here?
Got a soey pop.
Amazing.
I feel like a million freaking bucks.
Oh, you know what?
I'll take them.
I didn't even read the rest of the paper.
Let me see if there's anything else important in here.
Fake news, two men posing as reporters weaseled their way into secure areas of the police
department in the central hospital. Oh my god. What the hell?
Okay.
Professional crime duo goes on mass thieving spree.
Who the hell?
Wow.
Let's see what citizens fight Canada.
Alright, we're getting a celebrity guest at Girls' School.
Three cop felonies stop?
Oh wow.
Okay, sexist robber makes attractive women do all the work.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Can I make the picture bigger?
Wait, my picture is there?
No, it's not. I went through the pictures.
It's just these two.
The April Fools one.
Yes, it is.
Well, where the fuck is it? I don't see it.
You you can see it you guys can see it
Like on your thing, I don't see it
Maybe they didn't use my picture because I have my pussy out
I feel like a million bucks.
Yeah, it's not the best place in the world, but it's alright.
Holy shit, she's got chicken feet.
Hey, you don't say that about a lady.
I don't think they have a condition.
I don't think there's chicken feet in the world.
Yeah, okay, well, yes.
Don't be afraid of it. What's so scary about a woman hiding?
Why are you scared?
The only thing they have more of them you is ovaries.
Hello there.
That's true.
Hello.
Um, these are just my feet.
So it's not really nice of you to just ring that.
But you could have just, you know, asked.
Oh, I'm so, I'm so, I'm sorry miss.
I apologize.
That's okay.
I'm a quarter chicken.
I apologize for my friend.
No, that's okay.
It's not something you see every day.
So.
Very nice.
Clocking good as one might say.
Thank you. Yeah, I like that.
What are your guys names?
I'm Jason
Jason
And what was it Finn?
Yeah Finn. Finn. Jason. Yeah. Nice to meet you guys. I'm I'm a I'm a straight hustler. Okay. What do you do?
G unit type activities. Oh, yeah, you see real legit out on these fucking streets making paper
But you know he's he's stacking fucking checks. Okay. Nice. What me what kind of work you guys do?
I roll people's houses in their cars
Jason you're gonna be a little bit more
Robin cars too
Wait, really? Yes. She's one of us and I've been trying to get you know
I mean well, I wanted to do houses, but I didn't really know where to start and the lockpicks are so expensive
It's the whole thing
But if you guys ever need a girl, you know to just distract or something I'd be super down. Oh
That's a really good idea. Okay here here. He's my I'll show you my contact details. Thank you
I don't know if I did that wrong. Yes, I think you did there we go
Oh my god, we've got a mission to make you friends.
Oh, is this your friend as well?
Yeah, he's also a friend.
Hi friend, I'm good, I'm good, how are you?
Oh yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Came back with a small case of iridosis, which is not contagious, don't worry.
Eh, what's that? How'd you get that?
A rabid dog came out of nowhere and charged me when I was in a burger shop.
Oh God that's scary. I'm sorry about that. You sure it wasn't right on my own
No, no, it wasn't a coyote wasn't a coyote. Okay, cuz I heard you using coyote meat at burger shot
But that's that's a whole nother story. Why oh, I don't need there anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I know
Yeah, be careful. Good at least. I mean, well, I said I had a burger. It was pretty good
I'm not gonna lie, but who's to say what it was made of? I
I heard that you can somebody skin the dog maybe sold the meat the burger shot
Jesus Christ dogs now too is that how everyone's getting Canada
okay I think so crazy people are getting Canada from eating off the floor
but yeah I have the same feet yeah I know yeah I'm saying they might be
cussing I didn't even what I didn't even see that yeah yeah yeah we've got it's
actually a coincidence. Arthur over here was telling us that he was quarter chicken as well.
Really? Yep. By who?
By, by who do you mean by who? Yeah, no, Arthur is quarter chicken here with the yellow feet.
Oh, oh, so you, oh, you are, oh, you're a quarter chicken too?
Oh, you're, you're quarter chicken. Yeah. I just, they just, the airport gave me this because they
I lost my luggage.
You're also a quarter chicken out there, right?
Yeah, Arthur.
Uh, uh, yeah.
You gave me a puff of feathers.
Oh, that's not too often I meet someone who's also chicken.
Yeah, yeah.
On my mother's side.
Oh, that's so nice.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
It was an interesting reunion.
How did you ever bend a chicken landia before?
Uh, my parents wouldn't let me.
I uh, I didn't get good enough grades.
Oh, yeah, no, that's that's understandable.
It's an expensive trip, so it's you know, I get it.
Yeah, yeah, and uh, yeah, I do you lay eggs too?
Uh, not yet.
I'm hoping that one day I will when I go through my chicken puberty.
I'm gonna, I'm a little old for I know it's kind of embarrassing and hasn't happened yet, but uh, it's you know, hopefully one day.
That's good.
I heard that on my mother's side, they were really late bloomers too.
Yeah, I think it's a natural thing in the chicken community.
Yeah.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Yeah, definitely.
Great to meet fellow quarter chicken.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
I know.
Yeah, well, if you ever need any, if you're missing your chicken family, you know where
to find me.
You guys should start a coop together, you know?
What's a coop that you have in there?
Yeah, oh my god.
A coop?
Oh, I miss living in the coop.
You guys didn't have a coop growing up?
No.
You know what?
I know where we could find a coop if you don't have a coop right now.
Where?
It's out of the city.
It's a bit of a drive, but I can take you there.
Yeah, you know it.
Yeah, sure.
I would love to go see it.
Okay.
Um, here comes Craig, uh, there's not really enough room in the car.
Yeah, I was gonna say, oh, oh, sorry, I didn't know that was me.
I have a car.
Hey guys.
Hey, Craig.
Hey, Craig.
I can take-
This lady's a quarter chicken.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, how you doing?
That way, Arthur and his new friend can keep, keep, uh, talking about it.
So, I got some news.
So apparently I'm patient zero for two diseases in the city, but we have to keep it on the
line.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh my god, you're fucking crazy!
You're fucking crazy!
Stop eating out of the fucking bin!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Didn't expect this reaction, guys. I opened up emotionally and this is what happened.
Did you read the- Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I thought it was emotionally great.
I don't think it's emotionally great.
Can you put a mask on?
I've only got my criminal mask.
I don't have like a mask for like that, you know?
I just put it on and it can't just cover it up.
Yeah, I don't put a mask on.
I could never cover up these long locks of mine.
Oh my god!
Whoa!
What?
I thought we were all putting our masks on.
I thought you were chickening.
Yeah, I'm chickening on my mom's side and my dad's side, I'm rat.
Oh!
Yeah, twice we moved it, so it's uh...
It's where it's only sometimes.
Yeah, what did you pick up?
What diseases do you have?
you create
I've already forgotten the names of them. Fuck. Whoops. I should probably but they're gonna do pathological studies on me doctor
Oh, fuck. I've already forgotten his name. Fuck
Jesus Christ the old guy with the monkey mask
Lysov Dr. Lysov. Okay. Yes. Oh, I see. Yeah, he's gonna do tests on me later
I think and try to come up with a cure so like you know, um, you know it costs the hospital like a hundred thousand dollars for each cure
all right yeah but they're gonna try to test the price on mice right what yeah
you might not be safe in front of the but we should probably avoid it oh my god
okay okay I wasn't taking photos you keep taking photos I see his phone I was taking
I thought it was myself!
Right?
I mean I would have done it.
I mean I would have taken pictures with you if you wanted to. Just let me at least pose for a piece of selfie.
I remember how I used to...
There we go.
Shit! Shit!
I've never done this before.
Craig is just so unks crazy right now.
I got it. I got it.
I'll see you man. How do you do it?
How do you do it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, nice.
I went down to my socials later my first ever social post
Okay, well I was gonna take the chicken lady to a coop. Yeah
Somebody can come with me if they want is this the one up in the lead?
I used to know a guy that used to feed guns to the chickens that lived up there.
Well, I gotta wait for them.
Okay, wait, wait, so you're half-wait, no.
Quarter chicken, quarter mice, and then what's the other half?
Oh, just human. Just a drop in Vegas.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
What's Vegas?
Vegas is like a place you go to beer, but you lose your money and get caught out.
Yeah, like that.
They've got a lot of themed hotels, you know.
Yeah, it's really cool.
A lot of girls, a lot of...
Yeah, you guys said you're all about money and stuff like that, too.
You guys are probably having fun in Vegas. It's awesome.
Oh, I like making money, not losing it, miss.
There is money being made over there, though.
If you're smart about it.
I'm curious, miss.
Miss, there, sorry.
Put a mice, put a chicken, and then half human.
Yup, exactly.
Half Vegas girl.
next to Vegas girl. Yeah. Sorry. Um so uh on which side is the heritage? So yeah so both my parents
they're both from Vegas but my mother is quarter chicken well half chicken and then my dad is half
mouse so then that makes me quarter of each. Where is the Vegas? Oh because the Vegas girl
because you they were born in Vegas. Well yeah because that's just yeah they were they're just
from Vegas I was born in Vegas so. Right okay I see yeah. Their parents were but like both
of their parents like you know my mom's mom was full chicken but her dad was human it's you know
it kind of goes back a couple generations and things so. Oh the your grandfather was a human.
Yes yes. I see okay all right I see okay on your mother's side. Yes exactly. Okay yeah okay.
Did you have to share a yoke with- are you from an egg? Is that- did you hatch?
Yes, I did. I know, yeah, I'm an open book. I'm an open book. You know what, that is still up to-
I haven't- like I was telling- well before you came out of the hospital I was telling-
telling your friends here that I still haven't gone through my chicken puberty so I haven't laid an egg yet so
I'm honestly not sure. It really just- it's a matter of time until we find out.
Interesting. Interesting. Okay. Interesting.
Do you think you need to get pregnant to have the egg?
Again, that's a good question. Just a matter of time.
Wait, does that mean that you... Hmm.
Does that mean you need to find... Sorry, I'm just very interested in the internal...
No, no, no. I'm an open subject.
Does that mean that you have to find a rooster?
Or do you have to find a man, if you were...
for what?
for fertilization
egg fertilization
i think i'm capable of either
interesting
wow you have great talents
i do yeah
oh sorry sorry
what would you pronounce?
oh my pronouns are she her
also squeak squeak and click
clack
okay gotcha
i meant to say clock
Click clack.
You get a lock in on that one? Yes.
Is it both click and clack at the same time? Or is it click or clack?
So click? Yes, exactly.
Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, I can agree with that.
I understand.
Oh, f**k, god.
Oh.
Well, this place is pretty far out. I don't think I've ever been this far out before.
So the thing is, is it like, do you, are you more of a nature,
port of chicken, or more of a, uh,
city kind of...
You know, since I grew up in the city, so that's kind of what I'm used to,
But you know I do still enjoy nature, but I do I would say more of a city girl at heart
Well, I would say
Would you say this is more of a holiday home thin or is this more of a
This is like
This is like a little like a little house like a start house. There's a big house. It's your first home
Yeah, I'm like oh anything's better than my little apartment right now
This might not be bigger, but it's definitely better. Okay, perfect
Hey guys speakerphone jack cars guys come on. Oh, sorry
Yeah, I'll uh, I mean maybe like five minutes. I'll try that when I'm ready. Warp in Polito above the jetty
No, above the jetty with the ocean is surely we shouldn't show to the factory right that'd be a bad idea
No, I think I think we should start over there. You know, oh, okay, that's right. Yeah
Yeah, oh my god, all right check it out. Oh my god
Yeah, I was just like oh my god. Oh my god. No, I think the one my mom had. Oh
Wow, this is so nice. I'm sorry. I'm getting emotional
No, it's okay. Let it all out. We're in the ocean. I'll stay here. I haven't seen one of these in so long
It's beautiful. Yeah, no easily. I think you know
Wow.
Right.
Sometimes there's other chickens that live here as well, so you'll be among your kind.
Oh my God, that's amazing.
Give me some friends, some like-minded friends.
Room mates.
Exactly.
Do you guys live around here?
Is this where you guys stay?
Up in this area?
No.
Oh no.
We could come visit.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Wow.
I'm just surprised you guys are going to be showing this.
Jason is the landlord though.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense, I was wondering how you guys even found this, this is incredible.
And the view, I mean come on, it doesn't get better than this, look at this.
High quality, man.
This is incredible.
Look at the ocean.
Wow.
Eat some shit off the ground, little worm, lay an egg and then you sit.
And that's the life, that's exactly why I came out here.
That's what I left the city for, that's what I left Vegas for, for this, right here.
Well don't make your mind up just yet, there is another spot around here we can show you.
just such a beautiful story I just feel so happy that we could be part of
reuniting you with your cultural home. No and honestly this means so much to me
because you know people were just kind of like making fun of my feet and they
just didn't really understand and I just really appreciate you guys for like
seeing me for who I am. People don't understand. I'm just really emotional about this.
What confuses them? Right. It's just a common thing in society. Right. Right. They don't
like to know new things
I'm so happy to click Femclac's home
yeah it's all over
oh god I just need a moment over here
no no take me
oh god it's making me emotional
you are so sweet
I'm gonna realize Jason is so emotional
no that's just so that's so sweet
that's so sweet
it's an empire
yeah
yeah no no no I just didn't realize
he was calling me a father
it's a beautiful thing
hello it's Jason
I'm crying because I just witnessed a chicken go home!
It was so beautiful!
Jason, Jason, I think we should show the community of bonfires that a chicken is.
He's so yelling at me, I can't handle all this pressure at once!
yeah
this is like a solo home kind of thing
right yeah like this is like a this is like a share house
right
there's a much bigger group around here
I don't have a chance to view but it's
hey but you know I'd still love to see it
lots of space lots and lots of space
I think you'll appreciate it
can you call the other lady and tell her that
we're going to the new location because I don't know how to explain it
Yeah, I got it.
Hey! Last raid! Thank you!
Thank you, Last of the Raid.
Great, we're going to the big chicken coop.
Oh, no.
I don't really support this idea, guys.
Thank you, Last and Kaylee, for the raid!
Oh my god. Guys, I can't even focus on what's going on.
I'm half... I'm a quarter chicken quarter mouse half human.
hold on click what was your name my real name yeah that's the one yeah
Vivian okay close your eyes for a second Vivian okay okay we're in the back
bravado we're about to be we're about to be up front here I'm sharing my location
don't look to your left Vivian if you do open your eyes okay I'm not gonna look
Hey!
What are you guys doing here?
I'm just gonna pop out of the car and just walk away.
I can open my eyes or just keep them closed and...
Yeah, yeah.
No, you can open them.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Come inside.
Come on.
This is the big chicken coop.
Oh no.
Oh my...
This is just...
What is...
What am I doing to this pool lady?
Oh my gosh!
What is this?
Oh my gosh!
What is this?
So these are the communal bunks.
But if we go further we can find some more, okay?
Why are they all like in the cages like that?
oh there um you know it's like a big old dormant for a bunch of chickens
everywhere it's like yeah who was behind this it's like a well I haven't
give you the whole tour we still got them where to go what do you mean
oh my god
what are you talking about he's just saying this guys
no i need to see i need to see
it gets worse it gets worse
alright this is um this is the salon
i'm going to get there uh feathers
oh my god
as you can see
what is this
i'm getting a little bit hungry
what is this
this is the salon
chickens go to get the fitness trip okay and there maybe that's all it is maybe
it's just a haircut oh my god and then what happens over here they just after
hair cut oh my god
well then what what happens after their hair cut
Oh
You know they
This is the hedge room
Okay, so you just donate them or something like
This is
Chicken time it's going to burger shop
Who is the charge of this place?
Not me not me. I think it was Craig actually
Craig
Yeah, yeah, great great over there. Okay. Crouching away. He's very modest. He's a modest. Yeah, I know
No, I would never own such a business.
He just said, welcome home to you.
But he whispered it.
I did, he said, and then chicken thighs.
I could have sworn I saw your name on the list.
I'm home to Roost.
No, my name is not.
This is not where the two diseases came from.
This is not where anything started.
I run a clean business.
You still need that person-sized cage
that I got for you this morning?
Is that, you still need that or?
No, I've never tried to purchase
Oh, that's actually going to take more...
Oh, because I brought it just in case, so I can get it.
Yeah, it's going to take multiple people to set up. It's pretty big.
Yeah, we can go get it now if you want.
I say we water off a chicken's back, then we bounce from here, we shut down the system,
and we no longer supply chickens to the city.
It's all right there, okay?
No, no, it's all going to be all right. Don't even sh...
bring it in, bring it in, bring it in, it's all going to be alright, it's all going to be okay.
I just don't know how to feel, this is a lot to process.
Right now.
I don't know how to feel.
He's used to processing a lot of chickens.
Oh, Christ.
Just a quick thing here, Craig.
It actually says that in the fourth quarter of this year, you actually made the highest profits you had in the last three years.
Congrats.
Yeah, it looks like...
Oh, no, hey, here he- oh, this is why, this is why.
It's because you actually sell the chicken heads as well to, uh...
No photos.
No photos.
So they can learn how the chickens work as well.
Forever this moment, forever.
Why am I being framed as some sort of chicken man who murders chickens?
Well, because you always-
You know, this might be news to you guys.
This might be news to you guys.
I'm vegan.
Didn't they name the new disease?
You have the slaughterhouse?
Because you got it from here?
Did you need that steak knife?
I got it right here.
Oh, my...
Oh, wait a minute. Wait, how did you get Canada if you were vegan?
Hey, I'm just gonna, um...
Would you mind if I just checked out the haircut area?
Really quick, vegan.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
That's okay.
It's a course, it's a course.
What the fuck are you guys doing framing me for this shoot?
What the fuck are you two skits doing?
Why are you guys trying to frame fucking great birds?
I suppose it's also not fucking chicken or a little fucking baby.
Where have I taught you fucking racist?
I was just careful about my ability to do so.
Fuck it.
Oh
I'm just um, I'm just looking for um, I know I was just looking for my
Um, cigarettes that I dropped, I was just looking for them.
Oh, found them!
I found them.
You're feeling a little stressed.
You're feeling a little worried.
You'll come home to Rooster.
Yes, Craig, help her out.
No, I don't believe it.
Oh, my god.
I need a moment.
I need a moment.
OK, well, I'm just going to maybe call a goober.
It was really nice meeting you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you guys.
Okay, um, okay, let me just go this way.
Clucking Bell Farms.
What is that? Clucking Bell Farms.
I'm documenting all the evidence.
And the cop! Can you fucking...
I totally...
No, no, I'm okay. I'm just gonna run home. I need my steps.
Okay, watch out. Craig lives up here. Who knows everyone around here.
Okay, thank you for the tip.
You know what they call chicken killing Craig.
I'm not scared or anything yeah yeah I'll be okay
I should have never fucking came here I should have never fucking came here I
I should have never fucking came here.
No!
Dude!
I should have never fucking came here.
Ah, hell!
What the fuck?
Fuck!
God damn it.
God fucking damn it.
Oh wait.
I can't take it anymore.
Damn.
Okay.
I will talk to me just.
Oh my god, I keep clicking the wrong fucking button.
Ah! Why does everyone up here lock their freaking doors?
Okay, now I definitely gotta steal this guy's car, cause he fucking hit me.
No, get the fuck, get the fuck!
Please somebody, please.
What the hell?
Shit!
I can't.
Please, please, please, please, please…
Please…
Please…
Please…
Yes!
Thank god!
Okay, okay, hold on I
Need to go back home my god, we're so fucking far away
We need music
Oh my god, you know, I can't even think with the music on.
I can't even think with the music on.
I can't even think.
What the fuck was even that?
Donkey?
What is this?
hoarding donkeys to? I can't even, I can't even... You know, you meet some people and
you think that you're part of a family. And all just to be lied to and shown what has
been happening to your family members.
Winsong was so right. I have to tell her about this.
I have to tell her about this.
And he said, you'll come home to the roost soon.
Like, what does he even mean by that?
I cannot let people know that I am part chicken.
I can't trust anybody.
From now on, I am a hundred percent human if anybody asks.
I have to take...
Who the fuck is that?
This is Vivian.
Hey, is this Vivian?
This is.
Hey Vivian, it's me, Scotty. How's it going?
I'm good. How are you Scotty?
I'm doing great. Thank you so much for asking.
I didn't think anybody was going to ask me that today.
I'm actually doing really well.
That's good.
But you know what would make me do even better?
Yes, yes.
Is it okay if I call you Vivian?
Yeah, yeah, go for it.
It would be even better if I had a ride.
Alright, yeah, I can do that!
Wait, really?
Uh, well, yeah, I mean, that's what I do.
Okay, perfect! Would you mind picking me up from the prison?
From the prison? Yep, no problem.
No, no, no, no, it's not like that. No, no, no.
No, I wasn't even thinking-
I can escape you.
No.
No, no, no, no, it's kind of like a...
More of like I rolled doubles and I got out sort of thing.
I was just like, you know?
Okay, well, yeah, no problem. I'll be there in a couple minutes.
Okay, it's the one in Vinewood not the one like super far north. Okay one in Vinewood. Let me just mark it hold on one second
Kind of a little west of burger shot over that way
Yep, I see it right here
All right, I'll be there in a couple minutes
Okay, take your time. All right. All right. Bye. Bye
Okay, okay. Okay, well at least I'm making some money, so that's good.
Um...
Just, just go pick up that guy.
Yeah, he definitely didn't escape from the prison or you know what I know that I just got you know
I just didn't meet some people that I thought were my friends and my family but you know
Wasn't necessarily true, but I mean what are the odds that that happens twice in one day, right?
Right
Oh, that was my exit right there.
Oopsie, let me just get off over here.
Just get off over here.
Listening in Scott?
Is this it right here?
Should I just go in the parking lot?
Or was he in the front, maybe?
Oopsie's reading in the front.
Scott anyone was a Scott right here? Are you Scott? Yeah, yeah. Hey, it's me. Hey, it's
me Vivian Scottie. So sorry about that. No, that's okay. I'm not that mad. It's nice to
to meet you nice to meet you would you mind taking me to the bank over uh kind of you
know where the pier is oh let me go I'll tell you what what what if I what if I do turn
by turn instructions yeah perfect okay so you're just gonna back out into traffic
and then you're gonna want to yeah wow you knew the right direction all right turn right
OK. OK.
And you're just going to go straight for, I don't know,
a couple of miles. Perfect. Are you European?
Should I do killer miles or whatever?
Oh, we could do the normal miles.
Oh, OK. So, Vivian, a little bit about me,
I just became the warden of the prison.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. How are you like it so far?
Oh, it's great. It's great. I have every gun I want.
Oh.
You're probably wondering if I bring up me being rewarded.
Right. I am wondering that.
I'm hiring anybody that has breath in their lungs, huh?
You ever thought about hitting somebody?
Um, I mean, maybe people that make me angry, but...
Okay, like criminals, huh?
Um, well, I, uh, maybe...
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I can read the room. I can read the room.
What about therapy, huh?
Changing hearts and minds to talk to friends.
That's nice, therapy for people that maybe need it.
Mm-hmm. We have our own therapy office.
There's an entire office dedicated specifically to the art of the human mind.
I like that therapy for the people that are incarcerated.
That sounds pretty nice.
I'm not gonna hard sell you. No, no, no. That is actually something that I
would be very interested in. I'm actually a little bit of, you know, I dabble in the psychic medium stuff.
So I feel like I'm just a little bit in tune with people's emotions and stuff to begin with.
So am I still going straight here, by the way?
Yeah, keep going straight. Yeah, you're going the right way.
I've actually been called a psychic large.
Really?
So that's kind of exciting. Yeah, yeah.
So that would be great having somebody who's dabbled in that.
Yeah, I would absolutely love to do therapy at the prison. I think that would be a great gig.
Okay, okay. I'm working on getting the bank account set up soon. It could be kind of a
lucrative endeavor. Okay, at the end of this street, you're gonna turn left by the way.
All right, all the way at the end or right here? Yeah, yeah, okay. Just one more.
So what you do like some psychic stuff, is that kind of like your your main hustle right now?
Yeah, well I'd say my main hustle's goober. You know the psychic stuff doesn't really pay the bills as much
but it's definitely what I'm the most passionate about.
You can't eat a good
All right, and then just up here at this intersection over on the left. This is it all right all right here
Thank you, baby, you're so well. I'll be in touch and
Yeah, just think it over. It's no pressure. Yeah, do you mind if I get your contact to just so I could save your number? Yeah, be happy to
Okay, there you go
All right perfect well nice meeting you yeah, I'm looking forward to hearing from you
All right sounds good. Take care Vivian. All right. Take care
I forgot to ask for money
Yeah, whatever
Well, he offered me a job so like you know, maybe it's like
You know, maybe it's like one of those things that he like thinks I'm a good-hearted person or, you know...
Also, wait, let me see, because somebody did text me. Hold on.
Just saw they talk about you briefly in the new paper. Apparently, you know...
You know as the student who assaulted April Fools.
Hit it hard, smash it into it, make the screen roll the filler.
Hit it, hit it, no, no.
Read the words, don't fuck up the books, dad.
Oh no!
This is gross and trashed!
Who's Mew?
Wait guys, and Gigi was the one who brought me to the house.
Gigi, the one who brought me to the hospital yesterday?
Sorry, I met so many girls yesterday.
Yes, that's what I thought.
She liked my message.
No, that was Dixie.
That was Dixie.
You did have Gigi's contacts.
And I guess I don't, because I would have had it in here.
I think I shared mine with her, and I didn't accept hers.
So many hot women wear.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Let me see what's going on on socials.
Getting so sad.
This one's only red.
Oh, anyone want to sell their car voucher?
I do want to sell my car voucher.
I don't really need that.
Did you saw her checking on the job?
It's so cute.
He felt at least she knew.
He felt at least she knew.
Oh, wow.
He did really just get the job.
He literally just had the interview.
for Chunderblunder has been discovered. That's good. That's good.
No guys, we can't, I have to be strategic about this. I have to be strategic about this. I, if anything, I'm selling.
I need to find, I need to find the news guy. I have a fucking story for him.
Let's go to burger shop
Check lemon list I think he was on lemon list right
What was his name again? Is it wrong? He's not on here.
I could have sworn he was on there.
So...
Thank you!
Well, thank you, sir!
Thank you and thank you for all the support, sir.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm gonna just go to burger shop and see if anyone has his contact
She was about to lie.
I was like, girl, you look so beautiful.
You look so beautiful.
I was gonna be like, girl, you look so good.
Okay, let me just, I'm just gonna see who's at Burger Shot.
I'm not gonna tell too much. I'm not gonna say too much.
I'm not gonna do...
I need to hide my feet first, do you think?
I'm just- let me just- hold on.
I'm just gonna act cool. I'm just gonna act cool like
Oh shit, Roxy, I forgot some, um, some ice here he gave you a, a notebook.
Hey guys.
What was that?
I love your shoes.
Oh thank you, they're my feet.
Hi.
Hi.
Thank you, they're my fiends.
Hi.
Oh, question. Does anybody have the...
What's that guy's name, Bron? The news guy?
Does anyone have his information?
Yeah, would you mind sharing that with me?
I have a story for him.
Oh, yeah. No problem.
Oh my god, where have you been?
Girl, I've had the craziest day.
But I went up north and did a couple of goober rides and now I'm back here.
Oh, okay.
Okie dokie.
Damien, are you angry again?
Is he Okie dokie?
No, I'm just showing.
Okay, don't tell me who that is.
Which one is he?
Oh, this guy wants a double tea, a double hamburger fries, and water.
So I'm gonna get that, Graham.
Yes. Okay, there we go.
Oh, there you go.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hello, I'm Voxy. It's trying to pass you, sir.
Excuse...
Ow!
Oh!
Oh, damn.
Okay, I'm broken.
Okay, I'm broken.
There you go.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
I actually have a bandit.
Look at how he has a dick.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I believe it.
Why?
He fucking punched his heart.
Fuck.
Let me see. Do I have a bandit like I thought?
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay good. I don't want to see that pretty face, but I'll mess it up.
Damn.
Oh no, not your ball.
Aura. And then walk off. Walk off.
Walk off.
That was smooth. That was smooth.
That was Aura.
Okay, I'm going to- oh, Black Beetle's in the city, we back immediately.
Oh, it looks like that's so embarrassing, he's gonna see me get- like, not even be
able to get in this fucking car.
Okay, they just keep walking.
Okay, I'm just gonna stand here, like, on my phone.
Okay.
Now it saves Ron out of his song.
Hey Ron, it's Vivian.
I got a potential story for you a couple guys should I should I say I got a million
dollar story for you yeah what's up yeah yeah yeah let me just get my car I left it over
we're here
yeah take your time take your time
I see you
yeah
oh damn
wait Ken why is your fucking shirt
I forgot my shirt at home
you okay you know he always looks like you look like you might need a little
bit of fun can you give us actually a flex can you strike a pose yeah sure yeah
can't hit it
oh dear god can't
oh my god what are you doing
oh my god
oh my god there we go there we go
oh nice nice
oh i like your tattoo
oh my god you did say that i have the same hair color
are you right
Yeah, I said that in my mind.
Yeah, it's so cute.
You're missing the show again, Roxy. This is the second time now.
You know?
Did you show your tattoo to everybody?
Oh yeah.
I thought you were supposed to say tattoos for marriage, Ken.
Are you?
Oh, are we doing a tattoo?
Oh, his real name isn't...
I got it done in Japan.
But you know what? If you're gonna say that,
I'm going to go ahead and take my top off and show everybody my tattoo.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where is the tattoo out of curiosity?
Does that have any tattoos, Roxy-Chain?
Sorry about that.
I was just reading something.
Yeah, I do.
I have this one on my arm.
I have one of my leg, the dolphin on my stomach, and I have a tramp stamp that says gold digger.
Oh, dig that gold, Elliot.
Yeah, exactly. I saw people know who I am.
Oh, I said she had a nice tramp stamp, eh?
From where my angle-
Ah! It's right here, and above her hot hoodie.
Yeah, it's right there.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I believe her. I don't want to go.
Yeah, just, you know, out of courtesy, it's, you know,
You know, just polite nods to try to stare.
Right.
I've never been brave enough to get a tattoo.
I've heard they hurt quite a bit.
Was that quite painful?
Oh yeah, it took, it took, it took almost 12 hours.
Wow, 12 hours.
I know what you're saying, it's so detailed.
It's beautiful.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, the beauty is that, you know,
that's my wife, who?
Yeah, quite the large canvas for them to work on.
It is a masterpiece.
That is true.
That is true.
That's a good thing, though.
Yeah, I know it's a strong back.
You definitely would bring honor to people, you know?
Yeah, Ken, you gotta get more stuff done, though.
We wasted potential on one.
You know, if you can get a whole sleeve, that would be quite nice.
Like the Yakuza style sleeves.
Oh yeah, we're just about the same.
Yakuza vibes.
No, that's what I thought you were starting on your back.
like oh I wonder if you're gonna get the shoulders and the arms and some of the
chest kind of like you know like imagine if you get like like Luffy is gear
for tattoos you know what I mean the swirls
pretty cool oh that would be awesome
do they charge you by this what's his name again this guy with the waifu tattoo
Oh, they're not laying carpet with the fuck read on it
Well, Inga's expensive. I
Think you know this one did cost me a lot of money over a thousand dollars
Wow
All right, all right
But luckily, you know
It turned out good
It does look really nice. I'm actually quite envious, but I don't know if I could ever get a tattoo myself
Yeah, I don't know if I'll get more. Maybe I will you know if I decided
Yeah, I decided to turn into a bad boy
You know I think you should just get
You got a complete body suit. We should get you a throat tattoo immediately
Throw tattoo what kind of tattoo would like suit the piece though right now. They're very anime
Hmm, what would you suggest?
I don't want to throw a tattoo.
We don't want to throw a tattoo? I mean, should I give a word, MASH?
No.
I don't know.
Princess Robot Booboo Gum has a wide array of weapons, perhaps.
Something around that. Stick with the theme.
Alright, maybe one day.
You know it doesn't have to be that permanent though. They could always get a choker maybe that has like bubblegum on it.
I don't know if there's any choker that would fit around my neck.
No, there definitely would be or you could just double off, you know?
Or use.
chain
yeah
excuse
but no
you guys by
by two chokers and then link them together kind of like how a police sees two handcuffs
for people just like
yeah
you know
what the fuck is this called
yeah I don't know
you're the one that started with this
can't you tell everybody now
you're fucking insane
Ken great job you're doing great
man I just want to see this time
yeah okay
are you ready for your ride
I mean, I posted my back on socials, a lot of light.
Okay, all right, well, we're out of here.
Does anyone else need a ride while I'm here?
Yeah, nice to meet you, I'm Vivian, by the way.
Nice to meet you, Vivian, Amy Steak.
If you ever know anyone who needs therapy,
just grab my name out of the list.
Apparently everybody in this department
is the most famous therapist.
Okay, great, thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
You're so good.
Nice to meet you as well.
What was yours?
Oh, yours is Vivian.
and then this is...
What's her name? What's her name?
I think she's, uh, lost in the phone.
Oh, I forget to save my number Vivian-chan.
Call me if you need me again.
Yes, I will. I won't forget.
Alright.
Oh, I think so. That's Roxy.
You can come back to my room.
Uh-huh.
There you go. Vivian.
Yes.
Alright.
What we're sharing contacts
Mind if I get your share
Where do you go to share your contacts you go to your settings?
Okay, I'm sure we're gonna smoke in the back all right. Bye. All right, dear. Take care
He's so mysterious
Yeah, yeah, what's up, okay?
So he text me I will be back soon. I'm having an affair wait wait who texted you?
know. My boss? Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. And then I'm like, I'm leaving you. Yeah. Wait,
and this is just for wait, this is the same one that gave you gonorrhea, right? Just so
we're on the same page? Oh, no. Oh, a different one. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Just confused. Okay.
Keep going. And then he's like, no. After I said, I'm leaving you. Even proceeding to
saying are you insecure because you can't wait and then I said no and then he said what
if I come right now and then you have an answer yeah I'm responding I don't really know what
that means oh fuck what if I come right now what to like to burger shot maybe that's what
Like yeah, probably just be like just be like
Yeah, you gotta be like
Something mean
Be like what if you go fuck yourself? How about that?
Even though he called you fat
Trying just trying to like be mean
No, I think he was saying it to try to make you feel bad about yourself to try to get in your head and that's you look amazing
Really well he just did
I mean it kind of like he just did but you know, maybe yeah, maybe it's just you know
I mean, and he did sit he said he was having an affair. Do you know you guys like it?
Oh
I don't know. I will be back soon. I'm having a fan.
Oh wait, what does she mean by that?
Hey, I think he's right in front of you.
Wait, huh?
Okay, can I talk?
Oh, oh, oh, I didn't, wait, wait.
Uh, yeah.
She's quite quiet.
What are you reading my text to her?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, I was just, um,
No, no.
Sorry.
Just, we were doing Duolingo.
Yeah, I was just practicing.
Oh, okay.
I could do Duolingo every day.
What language are you trying to learn?
She's just trying to be perfect.
Oh yeah!
You're trying to learn Polish for me?
Yeah!
I know!
Hey Stukums, I see you back there.
Can we talk like one-on-one somewhere?
Um, I want Vivian with me.
Okay, then I want Ken with me.
Ken, are you done?
Is that okay?
Fine.
Can I get a plus one yeah sure yeah Ken who do you want to join plus I want doki chain with me
All right doki-chan who do you want you want a plus one oh doki
Oh, wait, I didn't even get to pick my plus one. It's Mako say Mako. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'll take Damien
Okay, I'm here. Hey then Damien you want you want Amy or kick chance your first one
I'm actually already a plus one oh you are yes yes I was I was Robert's
Wait, no.
Just tell us you're not saying.
This goes without saying, you know.
We are, you know, the team.
All right.
Yeah, I guess we just talk here.
I mean, I'm always this plus one.
Yeah, should we take it easier and just talk here?
Yeah, I guess we can just all stand here.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I thought this way.
So you wrote to me, I am leaving.
Do you want to tell me about this?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay
I just want to know
When you when you're gonna come back
And I've been waiting and waiting
And waiting
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen. All right. I was with my friends. I tell them hey
She's waiting and they said just tell her ten more minutes and then no
I broke my arm muscle. I broke it.
Wait, you didn't? Why didn't you just tell me? I'm your personal assistant.
Because I didn't want you to see me as weak. I'm supposed to be your boss, you know? I'm supposed to be alpha male, you know?
Yeah, well, can you explain the first tax you sent me?
me which one I will be back soon I'm having an affair
oh yes all right so I was in the car with everyone and I said guys she's texting
What should I say and then Marco James Marco said tell her I will be back soon
But I'm having an affair so I wrote that down and put in text
Where is the German
Yes, I am right here. Oh fuck. She's behind me
Remember Marco James Marco when you told me to write that yeah, listen, I'm gonna come clean you guys
Sometimes James just he gets bored and he wants to fuck shit up
Yeah, sorry Robert. That was a bad thing to say
You Marco you told me this is a very good thing to say. What does this affair mean this world? What does it mean? I don't understand
It means
You're in love with someone else
Everyone knows there's only one woman in this town for me
I don't think anybody knows that really I'm just gonna keep it a buck fifty
wish you anyway so that's why I wrote that the concept of a German man saying
a buck fifty right from now on I'm never gonna tell you lie again yeah tell
what we were really doing.
Yeah, tell me.
Really, you want me to tell them?
What were you doing?
Yeah, tell me.
No, they're all the fishmen.
They're all the fishmen.
They got caught.
They're all the fishmen.
They got caught.
They're all the fishmen.
They got caught.
They're all the fishmen.
Oh, yes, you're right.
I should tell you.
Are you sure?
I should tell you right here with all these people listening.
I just do it.
Yeah, well, I can give a secret.
Okay.
Okay, um
Well
We were
Well, we were just a oh
She the rat you calling her a rat
Shit
Not sure
Are you saying that someone here is like gonna
spread the secret. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'll tell you everything. Okay, so
we were like, and then and then I got the crowbar and then I was like, who's that guy
back there
huh?
oh?
looks like a cop
oh
i think you are shooting someone
hello mate how are you?
hello nothing we are just you know everything is fine everything is fine
okay okay
hello tinkerman
oh i want to know what were you doing if you don't tell me i'm just right now i'm leaving
and i'm leaving with variant
I took this and I found this little machine that gave me money and I broke it open and
then the money fell out of it and then I picked up the money and then I tried to do it again
well the first time I tried to do it I broke my arm muscle from my arm okay so then I tried
fix my arm muscle and I fell out of the car and I got injured and that's why it took so long to
get back I'm sorry oh yeah I also purchased drugs I forgot to mention that I'm gonna smoke it now
what kind of drugs?
me? And no, the class. Oh, can we talk about your text to her that you said that she's
gaining weight? Oh, yeah, Marco told me that this was a good strategy to tell you this.
He also told me something else, but I didn't get the other message. I'm going to jump on
this grenade too. That was me again. I've been in the city for a long time and sometimes
Things come to my mind, not good ideas.
I want to...
Oh...
Oh...
No! What happened?!
I burgered at the burger spot!
My fake- I freaking crashed!
Hold on, let me get back in there.
Oh, jeez, no.
No, no, no. No, I can't. Come on. Come on, stay with me.
Fucking burger at burger shop. Come on, stay with me.
Come on!
Shit!
What do I do?
Should I exit it and relaunch it?
Or let it load?
Because if I let it load, it might put me back at Burger Shop.
I might have to exit it.
I might have to exit and reload.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
No, it's definitely not a server restart.
I don't think so.
No, no, no, it's definitely not, because it would have said on the screen.
Fuck.
I can't leave in the middle of that.
I can't leave in the middle of that.
Yeah, it was me because my stream lagged out for a second too.
Goobie was that you because he was behind touching the wires and shit.
Hi Scooby-Gooby-Yoo-Bee Scooby-Gooby-Gooby Scooby-Gooby Scooby-Gooby Scooby-Gooby
bit. What's going on?
Close it again.
Okay, there we go.
No.
Hi, Gubay.
Hi, Gubay.
Come on.
I hope it I hope it responds me a burger shot
The janitor with the raid thank you the janitor
I'm sorry. Passed out for a bit there. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Sorry, what did I miss? Where'd he go?
Everything has been resolved. It's all, um...
Oh, okay.
It's a whole circle.
Oh, hello, Lucy.
Yeah, okay. Well, yeah.
He was just feeling a little silly.
Robert was doing crime and smoking drugs and...
Yeah, but that wasn't a court issue.
The affair was kind of a court issue.
Bad criminal. Really, really horrible at crime.
He should never need to book a shot again.
Yeah, I ran into him at the pawn shop the other day.
Uh, wearing his same short shorts just with an eagle mask on, I could tell it was him from a mile away, but uh, you know.
Yes.
Apparently every time another...
His scrotum sack falls out of the bottom of his athletic shorts. I know there's only Polish nuts anywhere.
It's here.
They're like fingerprints on the scene of a crime.
I imagine I'll sleep out behind some blinds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been a while.
Yes.
Wait, is this him?
Yeah, yeah, I do just where I was telling you about my psychic readings
I do it's I could do pretty much any part of the body, but scrotum is one that I am I also specialize. It has lots of like lines
Exactly
It really tells a lot about a person. It's kind of like a palm
What was that
You see if I'm gonna get you secrited in an anime world when I die
Well, it depends. Are you okay with, like, floating out your scrotum right here with everyone?
It's just...
Oh.
We could, you know, we could rain check her.
Yeah, maybe rain check her.
Yeah.
Or we could do, we could do poem.
Yeah, whatever you're most comfortable with. I mean, scrotum's the most accurate, but it's,
you know, whatever you want to do.
Oh.
Okay, well then I guess maybe I'll just...
Oh, come on. I'm so lost.
Maybe you start
Yeah, well you have my number now, so you just you just call me
You know
Oh, sorry, what no, no, sorry, I'm sorry
No, you go ahead, Parker.
Oh, I was just going to mention that they say it was a scrotal reading that helps Sally
Sullenberger, the pilot, prepare for his emergency land.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
I saw that in the paper.
Yes.
The miracle on the Hudson.
Hi.
Wow.
I guess the scrotum really is the window into the soul.
That's right.
Beautiful.
They say that.
Oh.
All right.
Well, I guess we can get my reading done soon.
Yeah, well, you check, so you have my number.
I'm ready.
Of course.
Alright, you ready for your bed now?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Alright, let's go.
Pleasure meeting you both.
Good name you.
Alright everyone.
I got you me.
I got you me.
I got you me.
I got you me.
I got you me.
I got you me.
I got you me.
Wait, my car's this way.
Yeah.
Right here.
This is me right here.
Oh.
Part of the sidewalk?
Yep.
How are you so cool?
Where are you going?
I'm going to my apartment.
I'm going to get my car.
Okay.
Do you want to ride? We're going to the apartments.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll just ride with you guys. I'll leave my car in the parking lot.
Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
Bye.
All right. All four of you.
See you tomorrow.
Good bye.
Good bye.
All right. Do we all live like in the same area?
Yeah.
I was going to go to my apartments, but okay, cool.
One sec.
Wait, I'll go.
I'll go to the apartments.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what was that?
Um, do you offer any complimentary water?
Oh yeah, yeah, I have some.
I should have some in the back there.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna reach back there, grab some.
I should have snacks, too.
I'll have some snacks, too.
Oh, oh.
Where's the water?
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, of course you want to change it. Here you go.
Um, oops, sorry.
Oh, the fuck.
Ow.
You guys okay?
I'm glad you brought my seatbelt on.
Yeah, hey, a seatbelt's on, everyone.
Be careful.
Yes, I have that vibe.
Thank you for your genocide.
If you turn the heat on, it's really cold.
Yeah, yeah, got you.
Maybe because you're not in the shield.
Yeah.
I think it's cold because there's no windows
Oh, was it moving was it moving or?
Oh, um, what color was it?
Oh, yeah, I must have been from my last goober ride. That's fine. Just I'll clean that up later
Yeah, okay
I'm sorry it comes off pretty easily don't just just make sure you wipe your shoes before you walk into your apartment though
I'm probably gonna head to bed
I might watch some, I don't know, 2000s, 100 episode, you know, series, you know, yeah.
So, Hunter Hunter?
Oh.
Well.
There's no fucking way there's 2000 episodes in horror horror.
Oh, I think she said 100 episodes.
Yeah, one hundred and fifty-fifty.
That's a hundred and fifty. It's like a hundred and forty-eight episodes.
Yeah, it was a really dumb idea, huh?
I don't know.
Well, you guys have a great night. I actually don't know why I came here. I'm not going to sleep, so I'm going to go wander around.
Alright, we'll have a good night.
Bye, Beanies.
Have a good night, guys.
Bye.
He's so cool.
Yeah, I don't think he's in time.
I don't know. I didn't think he was, but it's just something about him.
What?
Have you heard anything?
Huh?
He makes music. Have you heard anything?
Does he really? No.
What's his artist name?
It's Damien Tinkerben.
Oh my god, I gotta look him up. Do you know if he's single?
As far as I know, yeah.
Oh.
That should stop him.
I mean, yeah. Next time you see him at the burger shop, just like, you know, mention me. See if he says anything.
But don't make it obvious
Yeah
Just act like you know act like I never said anything
No, just bored
But not a long time exactly, I mean hey maybe a long time depends
You should make it rich.
And you don't have any problems.
Does he not have any money?
I mean, how does his music do?
Is he like, successful with the music?
Well, you know how the music industry,
they just scan their artists.
Yeah, that's true.
The agency takes such a percentage.
We just signed with the new record label, Siren Records.
Oh, look at he did?
That's incredible.
Oh, my God.
That's good news.
He might be playing out some new music soon.
Okay, well that's good to know.
Well, I might have to look him up.
Let's hear some of his music.
Okay.
Tomorrow at that burger shop,
we get both of you guys in the office.
Okay, Ken-san and I are still in the building.
Hi, Rosie, I'm here in the building.
I want some candles.
Rosie!
And we're gonna stay like a nice lunch break in there.
Okay.
And we'll also get DJ.
We'll get DJ.
Okay, I like that idea.
Oh, we get DJ.
Rosie, thank you for the rain!
Thank you for the raid! I'm playing- Wait, what was that? We're gonna get what?
Sorry, I'm in the middle of a red player right now.
Um...
Do you know the one in the beautiful red dress?
Yes, yes, yes! Oh my god, yes!
Yeah.
Okay.
You can see that one side, right?
Yeah, she's incredible.
Yeah, with the fruit! That's such a good one!
Yeah!
The fruit of her loli or something like that, it was so good.
Um, I'm fighting!
And now we'll be- Oh.
Mm?
Uh, and someone?
No, he's just singing the- Oh, oh my god.
Sorry, it's just like-
Oh, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey, hello fellow quarter chicken.
Hey, Mace running into you again.
Yeah, I'm glad you made your way back down.
Did you end up talking to Jason about renting out that space up top, or-
Um, no, actually I didn't get a chance to call him in.
I've just been so busy.
Yeah.
Understandable, understandable.
Busy times, busy times.
Yeah, we're gonna be making money making moves understand about yeah, no, I hope you enjoyed it
Um, I know that your partners could be like a little overwhelming because they're so populated right really meet a lot of different people there
But the first coupe seems perfect for you. There's only like one or two different roommates
Oh, oh, sorry, okay. I gotta go
No, I'm not so okay, it's a really long story, but basically you see my feet, right?
Yeah, okay, so anyway, uh, my, uh...
Do you have a fucked-up mouth disease?
So I'm a quarter chicken.
I don't really like to tell people about it, but, um, you know, I met him, he had yellow
shoes on, I thought that maybe we were part of the same family, and, uh, he took me up
north, a couple of him and his couple of buddies, showed me, oh, my God, he's behind me.
If we don't look at him, he won't see us.
So, they showed me this chicken slaughterhouse and it was huge and it was really scary.
Oh, yep, let's move out the way.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Thanks guys.
Yep, have a good day.
By the way, I can hear everything you were saying, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, um, yeah, there's like a chicken slaughterhouse and-
Should we go to the apartment and talk about this?
I mean, he's gone now, so I think it's fine.
But yeah, there was this giant chicken slaughterhouse and they showed it to me and it was like
really scary and then, you know, I just, I just ran away.
I just, I just freaked out and I ran away, so I haven't seen him since, but so it's kind
of awkward.
Wait, why?
Yeah.
pictures and everything on the on the first day he takes you to downtown oh wait
no it wasn't a day okay wait no no no no it was like an actual chicken slaughter
house like it wasn't like RIP that you know pussy it was just it was like
actually like chickens like it like I had yeah that's why I asked that's why I
asked for Ron's number because I wanted to tell about it and his friend his
friend is patient zero because he a patient zero for a new disease because
he got it from working at the slaughterhouse yes I swear littering
trash everybody yeah a few people just I saw a couple clowns I saw a guy with
yellow shoes I don't know
Was the black claw up there?
Um, nope, not that guy.
Was that, was that, uh, was that Tickles?
What's his name?
What, are you the letter police?
Yeah, not him.
Yes, absolutely.
If I see a letter, I'm giving a citation for that.
Um, could I ask you a question, officer?
No, absolutely.
What are the, um, the laws about running, uh, you know, potentially a very large illegal
chicken slaughterhouse in the city.
We're a mask!
Who gets sick?
We're a fucking man!
It depends on the context.
Are you stealing the chicken and killing the slaughterhouse?
How do you take the chicken?
How do you make it legal?
Well, that's why I was just, you know, just hypothetically if I met somebody and they
brought me to this slaughterhouse and maybe they were patient zero for a new disease because
disease because they work at the slaughterhouse and now there's a new
disease and it's like I don't know if that's like maybe just hypothetically if
that's something that they could get prosecuted for
Holy shit
Oh shit
Yeah so it really depends
Um the slaughterhouse
You could have a butcher shop as known
Right
Okay
What is happening to the chicken or the person?
How they getting there?
Are they kidding that?
Is it consensual or is it?
Um the chickens I mean they were all in like really tiny cages
It didn't look very ethical, but I don't know the legality of it. Yeah. Yeah, there's no legality in Los Santos
So, um, right, okay, as long as it's not
Confine of breaking the penal code, then it's not illegal. Okay. Thank you so much officer. Just wondering
Y'all just hear the apartments. Yeah, we were just about to just yeah
Okay, all right, sweet dreams
I mean
But yeah, that was pretty much what happened and it was freaking crazy, so I just you know
That's why I wanted to tell him about the story because uh, you know
No, no, no, no
Look, the story isn't juicy enough. No pun intended. Right. Okay. So should I lie?
Look, no, no, no, no
We need to go back
Look, I know you were scared now
But I can dress up as a chicken.
Uh-huh.
You get the camera out.
Uh-huh.
And let's see what he does to me.
At the slaughterhouse.
That is such a good idea.
Yeah!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
So, should we do this?
Should we do this tomorrow?
Are you down for that?
Oh yeah, let's sit.
Yeah, let's sit tomorrow.
Okay.
I can look, but fuck.
Perfect.
Yeah.
And um, so we yeah, just get that outfit and I'll get something that's like a little bit of a disguise
Yeah, I mean no you don't have to like do anything with him at all like it's just you know, yeah
No, no, that's not yeah. No, that's that wasn't that wasn't part of it
Yeah, more of your murders just a spy if anything
Okay, this is going to be the biggest news that's ever hit the city
Yeah
Thank you, I really appreciate that you know I just when I first moved to the city
I was I was shoving my feet inside of these tiny little peels and it was just so uncomfortable and I really just you know
I just want to be myself, but you know, I learned the hard way that you can't trust everyone, but I'm glad I could trust you guys
Yeah, just like standard chicken so I guess technically rotisserie if I were to get
these are my comic is at the benish on hi nice to meet you
my I don't speak Japanese I think but uh you're great to meet you
Well, I'm gonna get going.
Alright, nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'm gonna kill some guy.
Oh, nice.
Geez, you gotta watch what's going on tomorrow.
Murder that guy.
I have multiple dogs.
I'm still in bed.
I don't know what to do, but anyways, tomorrow,
shake it back to me.
Perfect, yeah. I'll call you when I wake up.
And the day with Damien.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, try to get some info if you find anything. Yeah, just text me or call me, but
All right, perfect. Yeah, and you know, I'm kind of a heavy sleeper
So if you don't hear from me for like a day or two like don't worry, I'll be back
All right, we'll hope you guys have a good rest of your night
Alright.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Oh, I'm gonna go to the next one.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Someone just- someone just said,
Oh gee, she's talking with real people.
Have you been watching this whole time?
I just now realized that.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck, I'm crying.
Wait, am I in this building today?
today? Yeah, I couldn't go in the pool. Is this the soft launch? Maybe this is the hard
launch. It's battery midnight. Hold on, let me go inside though. I forget what floor
was I on the fourth floor. Oh no, I rebooted so it's probably a different... Let me check
my mail. Torn open envelope to Andy Coots from Colin Riker? What the fuck? Oh, that's
Wait, but oh, I thought it was in my, oh, never mind, I was looking in the mailbox, I was like, what is that, want to be nosy?
I can't do anything with it. Let's show the fucking around. Give me this back, okay.
Okay, um, la, la, la, la, where am, what's my apartment?
Oops.
Building A room 406.
Is this building A?
I hope so.
This is B?
Fuck!
Are you serious?
Are you sure about that?
Do you think anyone left their door unlocked?
Okay, wrong building.
I hear people.
Okay, wrong building.
I can't look thirsty y'all I got a
I can't look thirsty
Like I don't know what he's like he might have like a whole lot of interest like I don't
I don't want to be...
Oh, but mama you're parched, okay?
I agree. I'm with you. I'm with you. I definitely agree with that.
Hey girl.
Hey.
Love her.
I do miss.
I'm going to go up the elevator.
You want to go up the elevator?
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, I'd rather do that than take the stairs.
Wait, why don't you come up to one piece with us?
Mine!
Really?
Every episode?
1000 episodes.
We're going to watch all the 1000 episodes tonight.
Oh, really?
Oh, jeez.
You know what?
I'm just going to be so busy that day.
I'm going to go up the elevator.
I'm going to go up the elevator.
I'm going to go up the elevator.
It's gonna be so busy that day.
Wait, no, it's right now.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be busy that day.
Okay, sorry, this is my stop.
I don't know.
This is mine too.
So I'll go man.
Okay, all right, good night guys, love you.
Goodnight.
Goodnight, Vivian K.
Four or six.
Wait, did I pass?
I'm gonna pass it.
What, 401?
Fuck, it's 406.
Oh.
Okay.
Good night!
Good night everyone!
Dang it, I'm gonna go hear me from up here.
And that'll do.
All right.
Wait, let me just, okay, real quick, got it, got a doom scroll real quick. Hold on, got a doom scroll on my phone real quick.
Can't hold your phone. I gotta hate that. I can't hold my phone in the freaking laying. Okay, let me just, let me just check socials really quick.
Okay, I need a taxi. Best plans to get some food. I found, wait.
Okay.
Congrats, Mel, on the marriage to patient zero?
Wait, they got...
Wait, he got married?
What the fuck?
Okay, well, alright.
What the fuck?
Okay, well, alright.
Guys it's just every day. I don't know it's like
So it's a see you tomorrow. Okay, actually no you will not you will not see me tomorrow
You will not see me tomorrow now you will not
But
You will see me Tuesday. You'll see me Tuesday not for no picks
I'm gonna be opening the rest of the presents at the warehouse. So I will see you on Tuesday
But uh
Have a great day off. I know sure everyone know for real you actually won't for real you won't
But uh, I hope you guys have a good night and that was fun again some a lot more Lord added
I didn't want to tell everyone that I was really a little bit, you know, I did have a little bit chicken a little bit of rat in me, but I didn't want to tell everyone that but I guess, you know, it happened but um, okay, this was really fun. Thank you for watching.
I will see you Tuesday to open the rest of the presents and then I'll see you Thursday Friday, normal stream days the rest of the week. Okay, and again, hey if you haven't please
Vote me on the Streamer Awards website.
If you go in the Discord as well, I make it super easy and I tell you what categories, which ones are, I'll tell you right now.
What is it?
Here they are right here. I'll pin them.
Actually, I'll just, I'll just read it out loud because the, the, okay, category 17, 18, 19, 24, 31, 32, and 35.
So it's League of their Own, Best Reality, Best IRL, Best Duo with KDB, Best Variety, Best Just Chatting, and the Sapphire Award.
And Streamer of the Year just for the bit, but yeah, you don't have to do that.
Someone said, oh my god, I thought you said, unvote me.
Well, no.
Well, no, no, no, don't do that.
But yeah, so please vote me.
I don't know how long the nominations are open for,
but please, if you haven't done that,
I would really appreciate if you did that,
and tell a friend to tell a friend.
And yeah, we could raid.
Let's raid Will.
Somebody said, is Will still on?
Is Will still on?
Also, again, Rosie, thank you for the raid as well.
Wait, is this, is this, it's his fucking birthday right now?
I wanna give you guys.
Oh my God, it's his fucking birthday.
I think it's his birthday right now.
Could we have to raid Will?
Okay, Will is Mark, James, Marco, St. Marco,
for anyone who doesn't know.
And I believe it's his birthday right now,
because his stream says that it's his birthday.
So everyone go, say hi and say happy birthday to Will.
And yeah, have a good rest of your night.
I will see you on Tuesday.
I think he's getting off too because he's he's kind of full screen talking right now.
So but anyway, I just wish him a happy birthday.
Let me see.