Hey, yeah, yeah...
So just got a freaking notification on my phone that says Silent Hill.
Oh my god, that's the game that we're gonna play.
That is literally the game that we're about to play today.
I would play Silent Hill in a little bit, but what's everyone up to?
Hi, how's your day?
I got a new mouse, and the scrolling goes so much faster, so I could scroll through
chat so fast at lightning speed um but you guys are feeling good good everyone's good
your guys are good okay nice nice better now that's what i like to hear
This is your color. You know, I just love a good fall color. Love a good fall color.
Love your hair looks so good. Oh, not mine, but thank you. It's TikTok shop's hair, actually.
But thank you. I've been loving these silly little headband wigs. They're so easy to just pop right on.
on so easy to just pop right on loving the glasses to thank you wow you guys are
so sweet you guys should get cute on here more often thank you guys I was gonna go
to the gym this morning and okay so I went I went to bed last night and my
head was hurting so bad some my period and then I usually had a migraine I'm
like day two or three my period and my head's hurting so bad last night and
then I went to bed and then usually it's like okay I'll go to bed and then
and I'll wake up and the migraine is gone.
Hey you!
I'll wake up and it's gone and it wasn't gone.
So I didn't go to the gym,
so I just sat and farted around all day.
Right, Ubi?
Friendly fart with the, oh, okay, bye.
Friendly fart with the five gifted.
Thank you, Friendly Fart.
Thank you, Friendly Fart.
But yeah, I just, okay, wait,
I'm 20 minutes early because guys,
I wanted to fix my audio delay because I figured out how to fix it on OBS because remember
how I was singing and then I saw a clip of me singing the T-Pain song and it was so off
beat.
Oh my god.
So we have to fix that.
So I'm going to do like, okay this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to play a metronome and I'm going to go, when I hear the metronome, oh wrong
way.
I'm going to go and you have to tell me if it's and I'm doing it at the same time that
you hear it playing, okay?
Let's start with it.
Let's try this one.
Wait, it's on me?
I already fixed it.
Okay, this is what I set it to.
Okay, let me see if it sounds different
if I turn the thing that I did off.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, so wait, hold on, I have to go like this, boom.
Okay.
Okay, now is it, okay, how about now?
Wait.
Now it's off, right?
Okay, okay!
Because I that's how it used to be okay now what about this?
Too off way off slightly off okay how about now how about now
More off, worse?
Did I make it worse?
Worse or better?
you
you
you
you
you
He flung it.
Oh, just right now.
Oh, Miso has this little mouse thingy that he flings around.
Oh, straight out of a magazine, you already know who you are.
Roseboy with the five. Thank you, Roseboy with the five gifted.
Weary Momo with the five gifted that he Weary Momo. What do I have on my lips?
Um, this, I actually just got it in the mail today.
I got it as a PR, ColourPopCloudWhip in...
Girl, what color?
Come on, don't be shy now.
Oh, in Beige Flag.
And Road Lip Tint in Rinn.
That's what I have, that's what I have,
that, that, that, that's what I have.
Oh, hey, hey, that's what I had a lot of.
In beige, what?
Beige flag, beige flag.
Louder, louder.
If kids were in your chat, would you accept them?
Fuck no, get out of here!
How young?
If you're under freaking like 13 or 14,
and that's even pushing it, you should not be in here.
No, you gotta go.
Jack's arse, well you can't be,
you have to be 13 to get a fucking Twitch account,
and that's even pushing it.
Jack's arse with the five gifted,
thank you, Jack's arse with the five.
Damn it, I'm one.
No, but I am not opening up opening
Children no, I'm not I'm not doing that. No, I'm not um, I do not have open arms in this stream for for little kids because
We're not really that family friendly. Well, I mean to our to the best of our abilities
But not always I always feel bad when like really young people come up to me with their parents and their parents and their mom's like
and they're like mom can you take a picture of me and
The mom's like, oh like the mom doesn't know who the finest and she's like, okay, honey
And then I'm like, oh, the mom's totally going to Google me when she gets home.
Oh, crap.
But it's OK.
There's worse. There's worse people out there that their kids could be watching.
Right. Come on.
I'm not the worst.
Lord, I am to.
Oh, my God. Yes.
So I was like, can you do an update on the Patreon?
Oh, yeah, guys.
OK, so I know I said that I was going to probably do
Patreon until the rest of the year. Forrest Gumpler with the five gifted. Thank you Forrest Gumpler with the big five gifted. But
there has been some stuff brought to my attention recently that is going to be the rest of the year is going to be very busy for me in a good way in a very good way. So I
for the own sake of me not having to do stuff every single day when it comes to recording and streaming,
I am not going to be able to do the Patreon anymore starting next month.
So that means that there's going to be one more Patreon video for this month,
which is going to come out probably like the last, like probably like the 30th-ish,
like the last day of the month.
And then there's going to be no more.
I am sorry.
There's going to be no more.
I am so sorry.
And thank you for everyone who has been along for the ride
for the Patreon.
Ellie actually with the 10.
Thank you, Ellie with the 10 gifted.
But thank you, everyone who's been along for the ride
for the Patreon.
No, I mean not forever, but at least until the end
of the year, at the very least.
But this is what we did.
So, I now have the Patreon set to $1 instead of $5 a month, so it's $1 a month.
So if you have ever wanted to subscribe and you didn't want to pay the $5 a month, it
is now $1.
So there is a whole year backlog of vlogs that are up there.
So if you haven't had the Patreon before or if you're somebody who likes to go back
I can rewatch them.
It's the cheapest that it could be.
It's $1, because I didn't want the video
to just disappear into the ether.
So it's $1.
So, yep, $1 a month.
Or if you could just do one month.
And the thing with Patreon though that you have to know,
it's a recurring monthly fee.
So if you pay that thing, it's
going to charge you every month.
So there are people that prepaid for the entire year.
If you are somebody who prepaid for the whole year
in advance and you didn't get the full year of,
like if you didn't do it like this time last year,
message me or message Patreon
because I know there's a way that you could request a refund
and I'm, sometimes the refund request goes to Patreon
and sometimes it goes directly to me
and I'm always able to like accept the refund requests.
Like sometimes people will be like,
oh, I didn't mean for this to go through.
Like I didn't realize it was gonna charge me again
and I need the extra money, whatever.
I could approve the refund request.
So I think that has to be within a certain amount of days though.
So if it gives you the option,
if you're somebody who paid for the year,
that's what someone said, it's under 60 days.
So that's what I'm like, I don't freaking know.
If you are somebody who paid for the year and Patreon,
try reaching out to their support directly
if it doesn't let you request the refund.
Or if not, I am also gonna reach out
to the people that I know at Patreon
and see if there's something that I can do
about the people who paid for the year.
I'm sure that there is something.
Someone said, blah, blah, blah, you're so fine.
I can't focus right now.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever, whatever, no, but.
So that's what we're gonna do,
but we're gonna figure it out.
Don't you worry.
And yeah, thank you for being along for the ride.
And another question that people are asking
What about the Halloween party baby? I'm still gonna vlog the Halloween party. It's it gonna go on YouTube. Yes
Is it probably gonna get copyrighted? Yes. Well, I just take the L on not making money on that video. Yes, that's fine
I still want people to see the Halloween party because it is so fun and so awesome for the people that aren't able to go in person
So yes, it is still gonna get recorded and posted on
YouTube
regardless so fuck it we ball and
And yeah, and that's but that's another reason why
Somebody was like well why didn't you do why won't you just upload all the patreon videos to YouTube one if I'm being completely honest
Dude, I'm so bad when it comes to
Videos because I will literally upload the video like like I'll upload a video on the platform
And I'll be like okay deleting it from my
From my laptop forever because I don't have storage on here
So I'm like I couldn't even if I wanted to like if they're gone
Like I don't know like they're just gone. They're simply just gone
Big freaking Jenkins with the five gifted. Thank you, Yana. Yana. I hope you had so much fun on your vacation
I'll be it so much fun. I saw the videos of you on your fake head. It looked so much fine
So I said do you support the LGBTQ peeps?
Fuck no, no, I'm kidding. Yes, girl. Obviously. I am one of the LGBTQ beats in question
Yes, we do okay clan clipped and clipped great. Perfect. Yes. Um, yes, I ride for the girls in the gaze
And cancel great
No, but yes pretty I'd say my majority of us in here are
LGBTQ okay, somebody says how do you feel about the clavicular?
scandal and accusations how the fuck do you think I would feel about that hey
Obviously not good
Like, duh!
It's just sometimes you'll ask the most obvious question.
Hey, yeah, I don't know.
Something came out that he has a, or not even accusations.
Isn't it like actual, like, girl, I don't know,
something that he fucking, an assault charge or something.
It blows it an assault charge.
I just saw like a Instagram post on it
and I was like, I am not even gonna like fucking whatever.
And, but also what upsets me too is people are like,
People are like, oh, who's surprised?
Who's surprised fork found in kitchen?
But I feel like when you say stuff like that,
it takes away from the victim,
from the person that had to actually experience that shit.
It's like, yes, just because it's from a person
who everyone obviously could tell that it is a piece of shit.
It's like, okay, we're kind of still not,
not that we're not making it a big deal,
but it's like, I don't know,
when people are like, I'm not surprised.
I'm like, don't do that,
because then the person that actually had to endure the child,
the child that actually had to go through whatever had happened,
it just kind of takes away from diminishing it a little bit.
So yeah, it's, you know, I didn't read into it.
I don't know exactly what the like literal charges are,
but yeah, I mean, one could say,
I was not happy to see that, obviously, as fucking late.
So yeah, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
And to think that it's just so scary too because there's so many young people that like watch
people like that.
It's so scary.
It's so scary to think.
And then at the same time, I feel like that same community
are afraid of people like me, like the alphabet people.
They're like, ah, no!
Like the people who want, you know what I mean?
But wait, I'm like, wait, what?
It's just, I don't know.
Scary, man.
The red pill shit really scares me.
It really does.
Really does.
Yeah.
It's the woke mind virus.
No, the woke mind virus.
No, the people actually out there
that like genuinely are scared of them.
No, it's like really, it's really crazy.
Really crazy and scary.
But yeah, burn out the steak.
All of them.
Hashtag Carla.
Cuckuckuckuckuck, Carla, cuckuckuckuckuck, Carla.
Everything's gala.
Excuse me, Radpixies with the five gifted.
Thank you, Radpixies with the five.
Sorry, I'm just reading.
I'm just reading.
Um, Rocky L's with the five gift, thank you Rocky with the five.
Oh my god, and thank you guys. Yeah, I saw Zai's going to get his PC.
Thank you for everybody who has been watching Damian's streams as well and supporting Zai.
It's super awesome to see.
He had a
donation goal of three thousand dollars for a new PC and
He hit it in one fucking day one stream because a majority of all I'm not just my community
But I'd say a good a good chunk of you definitely helped helped him with that
So I really do appreciate that that is super sweet. You guys are
You guys are so awesome. Oh, it's two thousand dollars. Well
Well, well, or two streams, I would have wrote two streams or yeah, what a whatever it
You're still fucking in like like a couple hours. That's awesome
So that is so sweet of you guys. Thank you so much ten cat with the ten gifted. Thank you ten cat with the ten
gifted
Yeah, and he yeah, he's going to San Diego for twitch con I did hear him talking about that a while ago even before the
that goal. So super cool, super, super duper cool.
Oopsies.
And we are going to do some no pixel later. Yes, we are. We are going to do some no pixel late tour. We are.
After, after Silent Hill, Chalmphar sponsored stream. So you all better be on your best behavior for Silent Hill.
We're starting the game in about 30, a little bit less than 30 minutes.
I'm scared for Silent Hill.
Me too.
No, what is going to be so fun?
It's going to be fun.
Kazi with the five.
Thank you, Kazi with the five gifted.
And Bumry K with the five.
Thank you, Bumry K with the five.
Who all up silenting their hill?
well up what's in mama your mouth what what about it it's talking too much what
is it saying some bullshit again
Uh, run it up that road, run it up that hill.
Um, how do you grow your hair so fast you went from bald to so long?
How do you do it?
So again, told you, you just have to eat half a Domino's pizza.
That's exactly what happened last time that this happened.
So you just have to eat half a Domino's pizza and it works.
I promise it works.
Okay, be right back.
Oh my God.
I'm supposed to do you feel comfortable sharing weight loss things you've done to achieve your weight loss goals?
Yes.
Eating less carbs.
I've said this before.
So for the people that have heard me say this a million times, I'm sorry.
Mild peach with the five, thank you mild peach, thank you peach.
Less carbs, and the carbs that I do eat, I try to have them be more carbs that are like
have more stuff in it, I don't know, like quinoa and shit like that, I mean every now
and then I'll still do like buck and rice and whatever.
Complex, yeah.
And more protein, just working out more and try to think what else.
I didn't really, besides when it came to, when it comes to sugar, when it comes to sugar,
I wasn't really ever doing like candies and sodas and stuff, but I would have a little
Yummy dessert every now and then and I did eat a lot of fucking carbs.
So it was mostly just cutting back on the carbs and doing like higher protein and shit.
And working out more.
That was pretty much it.
And weight training, bro, weight training, weight training, weight training.
Please don't think that you've got to go to the gym and just like do fucking cardio.
Please weight train, bro.
Because the more muscle that you have on your body, the, I don't know, like
the exact terminology for this, but basically the more muscle that you have on you,
the more that you are able to like burn calories like in a day.
I forget like the actual terminology for it, but it's just, it's something that whatever
the fuck it is.
The, I don't know, the basil metabolic rate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some shit like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That that thing.
So yeah, you want to come on.
We want to be strong.
We want to look at it.
Yeah.
That should use me flabby.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Fucking.
Yeah, no, but weight lifting is important.
And don't be like, no, I don't want to be like freaking jacked.
Like, girl, if you're picking up these little SpongeBob ass
weights anyway, because if you start,
you got to do light shits.
Like, girl, you're not going to be out here looking like
fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Relax.
Just pick up the goddamn weights.
I know.
I feel like everybody's so scared to be like, I don't
First of all, you're not relaxed, just pick them up, come on.
But the grunting men in the weight section are scary, grunt back, grunt back.
Don't worry about it.
A lot of them aren't even worried.
A lot of them aren't even worried about you, they're worried about the other men
in there.
Um, just don't even worry, don't even worry about it.
Just do your thing.
Just do your thing.
Oh my God, you should see, oh, you should see when I go to the gym that I go to, when
I go to the equinox, but the Hollywood one, oh my God, that I literally feel like I am
watching like, it's just, there's so many hot gay guys there.
so many hot gay guys there. Everyone's so jacked and fucking hot. And I was on the treadmill
the other day and I just feel like I'm looking around and I just like see like some guys
like side eyeing each other. I feel like I am like watching like a jungle safari and
every and all the animals are like mating and I'm just like career. And I'm just standing
there on the treadmill. I'm like, I'm like, okay, okay. Um, yeah, it's so heated rivalry
in there. I love it. No, but it's like it's it's the freaking Hollywood Los Angeles equinox.
So it's like it's not like it's it's not heated rivalry. It's like everyone's like I feel
like everybody's pretty openly gay. But uh, but it's uh, yeah, yeah, they definitely
cruising a little bit of that bathroom. For sure. Apparently they had to put a sign
on the steam room in there saying that y'all can't. No, I swear to God, they had
to put a sign on the steam room in that equinox saying like hey you can't y'all
gotta stop I swear I swear to you but not on the girls one hey come on not in
the girls steam room come on no one wants to play with some clams in the
girl in the girls steam room I don't know no one's some steamed clams I
I guess not.
Boring.
Whatever.
Come on, seafood boil anyone?
I would also too, like getting freaky in a steam room,
I feel like I would be like,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like I can't breathe,
I already can't breathe in there
and now like y'all getting freaky in here,
Oh my god, it's so hard to breathe in there to begin with.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I'd pass the fuck out.
They'd have to wheel me out of there.
They'd have to wheel me out of there.
Absolutely they would.
Oh my god.
So that'd be so embarrassing.
So embarrassing having to get your,
having to get, oh, about to be a sponsored stream,
by the way.
Okay, let me check this stuff.
Stop. Okay guys, stop. In 20 minutes, guys. Okay. Thank you for, okay, you know what Vic,
thank you for putting me back in check. Thank you. Because I was about to get, because
once you hear the imagine, once you hear the imagine come out of my mouth, that's
what I need to shut the fuck up. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. So imagine, imagine
Imagine a world full of love and peace, how about that, okay?
Forget, just forget what I said.
How about that?
Oh my god.
Oof, oof.
Imagine all the people!
Whoo. Oh my god
Does a chat show up just as fast for you it does it does yes it does
Oh my god, so yeah, sometimes the mods have to keep the streamer in check too. That's very yeah, that's true
how you read just like that how do you pick what to read that just the same way
I just did that one I don't know I don't know that's a good question that's a
very good question how do you see with my eyes are you gonna see Katie anytime
soon I'm not in person for a while I don't think she really has any excuse
to come to LA for a bit, but I'm hoping for streamer awards as she comes out here.
How do you breathe?
How do you know?
How do you know?
Streamer Awards on November, some time in November. Speaking of the Streamer Awards,
hey, if you go to thestreamerrewards.com right now, you can nominate me for these following
categories, 17, 18, 19, 24 with KDB, 31, 32, 35, and 37. Yes, you can. So if you haven't done
that already I would really appreciate if you did that. I would really appreciate if you did that.
Thank you so much. That's an amazing segue. Oh, you was ready to pin that. Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
Shameless plug. Do you have to fill out the entire thing? No. If you want to skip categories,
you can skip categories. But if you have other categories that you want to vote,
other streamers for you absolutely can do that but if you don't like if you have
a category that you don't even like know who to put you could just skip it you
don't have to do the whole thing. Do you have an outfit planned? I do kind of I'm
getting something custom made but it hasn't even been started being made yet
and this I've only seen a very rough sketch of it so it's it's in the
early process. So sweet coffee with a thousand bits. I had a question recently got broken
up with how do I gain my pink girl power back. All the love. Well, you just gotta, you just
gotta go outside. You just gotta go outside. I hate to say it. You gotta go outside a little
bit. You do. You do. No, but you actually, you don't have to go outside like, like twerk
on a yacht if you don't want to, but you just got to go outside and just do stuff and just
do stuff. It doesn't matter. Yeah, you could just touch some grass and just go hang out
with friends and I mean if you want to go into work on a yacht, please, all power to
you. But yeah, just remember who the frick you are. Remember that. Remember that. How
How long do you spend time at the gym?
I go for about an hour.
Usually I'll do a class that's about an hour long or I'll be with my trainer and that's
about an hour.
Sometimes if I have enough time after I'm with my trainer because we just do weights
and stuff when I'm with her, sometimes I'll just walk on the treadmill after if I have
time.
But yeah, mine says nominate, not vote.
Yeah, same thing.
Well, it's the nominations phase.
That's what it is.
If I get enough nominations, then I will be considered for the category.
The ones that you can vote me for, someone just asked which ones.
17, League of their Own, 18, Best Reality, 19, Best IRL, 24, Best Duo with KDB, 31, Best
Variety, 32, Best Just Chatting, 32, Best Just Chatting, 35, Sapphire Award, and 37,
Streamer of the year and that one's more just for shits and giggles
Because that one I feel like it's that one's just that's it's fucking rich, but
Just for the bit
You do be chatting I do I do be chatting though I do that's why you should vote me
How long do you walk on the treadmill for like 20 30 minutes usually?
like 20-30 minutes or if you live somewhere where the weather is nice walking outside is
even better.
Did you win any last year?
No!
I was only nominated for two awards last year.
I was nominated for Best Breakout Streamer last year and the Sapphire Award which is
out of all the awards Sapphire Award I feel like means the most to me.
even just to be nominated for both of those was awesome.
Was awesome.
Yeah, everyone at my table,
we all went 0 for 6 at my table.
We did, we did everyone at my table loss, but that's fine.
We had a grand old time.
Me, Barley, Lass, and Katie, right?
That was it, right?
Me, Barley, Lass, and Katie.
Between all of us, we had six nominations,
we went 0 for 6.
Yes!
Comeback seasons this year though, yeah.
Yeah
Because I had to Kya to glass and barley will pad one. Yeah. Yeah
And also, oh my god big congrats to barley barley just quit their full-time job and barley is doing streaming full-time
Barley just announced that on their stream. How awesome barley just put in
Their 30 days of their job. Isn't that so awesome?
I'm so proud of Barley. So cool.
How do we find out who gets nominated?
Usually every year, QT does a live on the streamer awards like channel, like announcing who got nominated for what category, I believe.
But I don't know when that's going to be or what, so.
Now I would imagine sometime in October.
how do you nominate? Just click the link. Just click the link in the pinned comment.
But thank you for voting. Or nominating. There is a difference. I keep saying voting. It's
not technically voting. Are Streamys and Streamer awards different? Yes. What is the Streamys?
But yes, I think those are two different things.
I voted you for the RP categories. Is that illegal?
I feel like at this point I've probably racked up 25 hours or 100, no,
25 I definitely have not racked up 100 fucking hours. I'm no pixel yet, but damn we're getting there fuck
Guys no, but don't waste your vote don't waste your vote on me for RP because I do not have nearly enough hours in it
You have to have for every category you have to have a
Certain amount of hours in your category and certain amount of hours streamed for the year
So RP is role play. So I voted Katie for role play because Katie had an awesome
Awesome streak with Q SMP
So
You could also vote. Yeah, you could also vote people from GTA role play who have been playing for
Anyone who's been playing this past year
For X amount of hours
But can be voted for
And vote last for creative arts. Yes, vote last for creative arts streamer.
The numbers next to the categories are just, I don't know, they don't mean that they're
just numbered.
The numbers next, in the pinned comment, if you go on the website, you'll see here, I'll
just pull it up so you can see what I'm talking about.
When you pull it up on the website, it looks like this.
If you don't want to go through every single one, if you look at the pinned comment,
the ones that I'm applying for is 17, 18, 19.
Hey, Max, you winning that duo of the year, let's go.
Yeah, and everyone, y'all vote.
If you haven't voted anyone for Rising Star,
vote Max for Rising Star.
I saw on his Instagram, he said his mom,
he said his mom was like,
I'm so excited for you to go to LA,
and he was like, oh well, if I don't get nominated,
I don't, he's like, so don't let my mom down,
vote for me.
So if you don't have anyone for Rising Star, please vote MaxGGs for Rising Star as well.
But yeah, the categories that I'm doing are just the numbers.
So if you could, if you want to make it easier for yourself.
But if you want to go through each category, you can do that too.
You can do that too.
Stop saying, um, um, yeah, I, I, you're actually, you know, you're right.
I do say, um, too much.
I do.
I do.
I'm not even mad at that because I do.
I do.
But I feel like I more do it when, just to like, fill the silence, like even right
now I wanted to say it and I stopped myself.
I don't know why I um um so um yeah I do it because I just want to I don't know no
I'm challenged for five minutes okay let's try that okay well I'm just gonna
have to constantly read read comments why did you get your tonsils removed wait
that's okay so I was like it's 17 when that happened um oh no I said it fuck that
dude that's so hard okay let's try again let's try again uh oh my god I'm not
realizing how hard that is okay reset it reset the timer reset the timer for
real. Max's user is Max GGs like two Gs. You're doing great. Okay. Thank you. Hi, I'm
new fan banks for being here. Dude, this is really hard. This is really hard! Slape-lessy
queen, yes. Oh, I almost did it and I didn't. Almost did it and I didn't. So I was like,
come on, talk like a sophisticated human being. When you open, answer me there, riddle me
Answer me this.
Riddle me this.
When you wake up in the morning and you say, hmm, I can't wait to watch Vanilla Mesa's
stream video, the most sophisticated person in the universe, is that really what's,
is that the first thing that's coming to mind?
Is that the first thing that's coming to mind?
When you think of me?
When I think of you.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Is that the first thing that you think of? I didn't think so I
Did not think so
I just realized it looked like the nanny the nanny or or super nanny which one
Which one
No, I love Super Nanny, though. No, for real. Love me so Super Nanny.
Both. Both, to be honest. Mother Vanilla, what are you going to do on GTA today?
I actually don't know. That's a good question. That's a good question.
We're just going to have some fun. We're just going to have some fun.
We're going to see. It's not going to be until a little bit later.
bit later it's probably gonna be um because we're gonna start i said okay i gave up i gave i it's
the second i look away from the chat i'm like oh what's this damn picture of the what's the picture
of like that ball ball of slop with its tongue out meme that's what the fuck i looked like what
the fuck is that meme it's really like a ball of fucking slop and he's like oh what the hell is
that stupid shit. Who? Yeah, this motherfucker. Okay, I thought his tongue was out. This
guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoever the fuck this is. That's what I, as soon as I
look away from the chat, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
like what the fuck? Yeah, whoever the hell that is. It's not it's not pronounced poo.
How is it pronounced?
Oh, it is.
Oh, okay.
I'm so bad at this.
I'm so bad at not saying.
We are going to be playing Silent Hill
in about four minutes.
And then after we play Silent Hill,
we're going to play GTA role play, okay?
So expect me to get on GTA role play at around 8.39 PM
my time, okay?
Does that sound okay with you?
So I said don't let one chatter make you insecure on how you speak when at least 15,000 want
to listen to you the minute you get on.
Thank you, that is so sweet.
No, I'm not actually upset that I say I'm too much, but I do, I do just say.
But thank you, that is so nice of you.
That is so sweet.
Um,
When someone said vanilla, did you know that there's a tunnel under burger shot leached? It's all over tiktok
What no act I finished it. I finished and it's actually not a real song. So it's actually not even a real song. So
But maybe I think it would be funny though because I know a lot of people put out the music like as their character
So I do not have to find
Because again, I was like, I thought this was just gonna be like a silly little bit, but I think it'll be funny to kind of like put them all out as Vivian Vegas.
I think that'd be funny. Like if I do other stupid songs in the future, but I have to find the person who's beat that I freely use to buy it off of that first and foremost.
Hey, let's start there. So I have to like go through like my YouTube watch history or something.
I hope they don't freaking charge me like a million dollars because they know it's me or something that would be F'd up.
But yeah.
Did you do that with pussy salad with pussy salad actually the producer reached out to me and was like hey
If you ever want to put this out like let me know and I was like oh like I just didn't really like
You know it's like I know it's just like a joke song, but like whatever. I'm like, I know I don't really want to and then um and
Then they asked me again. They were like oh like um if you'd want like I I I would be able to do and I was like
You know what?
You I was like you do you could put it out and you could just keep all the money that it makes whatever
So if you do stream big thighs pussy salad, yes
The money does go back to the producer who made the beat from the YouTube
So because again, I'm like that that song that song is just absolute hell
Oh my god, okay wait, but no for real. Let's pull up this dang
Let's pull up this dang game. We're about to get started in here
We're about to get it started in here
Let's me
Pull this up
Give me a second here
In about just a minute, we're going to change over to this, make sure everything's all downloaded
and good to go.
It should be.
I'm sure the mods are changing the title or probably already have.
Was that my discord?
I believe that was mine, my love.
Is that a blanket or your pants?
This is my blankie.
or Swift. Yes, they are. W. Monts. Okay. Boom. Here we go. Guys. Thank you for being here
once. Um, well, not once first, first and foremost. Thank you for being here. Second,
I wanted to say thank you to Silent Hill Townfall for sponsoring the stream. And Silent
Silent Hill Townfall is available now on PS5 and PC, on Steam and the Epic Games Store.
The deluxe edition includes cosmetic skins for the CRTV device, and the main character
Simon is at the official Silent Hill Townfall website using the link in the chat box.
Boom!
Or the pinned comment.
So go on ahead right there and use that link, girl.
Use that link.
Let me see one second here, I'll make sure I have all the stuff for the game, okay, cool.
And the physical game is available for the PS5 too, like if you want the physical game,
it's PlayStation 5, Steam, Epic Games Store, the publishers are Konami and
Anapurna Interactive, the developer is Screenburn, and the story, just to set
the scene a little bit before we open it up, Simon Ordel is called back to the
island of St. Amelia to put things right, encountering a town line quiet
beneath a heavy fog, seemingly abandoned but not at rest, venturing
deeper and driven to understand his connection to the place and its
inhabitants. Simon begins to discover fragments of a past rising to the surface.
And this is the first full-length Silent Hill game entirely from a first-person perspective
crafted by the team behind acclaimed narrative horror experiences, stories untold and observations.
It features a unique handheld CRT device, the CRTV that helps players not only avoid
enemies but also provides story context and hints on how to solve the puzzles.
And yeah, okay, let's open it up.
And you know, we messed with Silent Hill F was so good. So I'm actually really excited about this.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go!
Oh, Oh!
Okay, new game difficulty normal puzzle difficulty hinted items and documents revealed will be
in right. Yeah, I need that. Yeah, I need that subtitles on. Okay, Simon's office standard
in the cctv style so look but I get it I get a ooh I got a rusted version of it
and then I could get um an alternate outfit
I don't know do I want to do the standard or maybe I should do the alternate outfit
people tatas with the five gifted thank you people with the five should I do the alternate one
okay yeah okay
just to see something different
Cooter with the resub W Cootington?
Okay, I don't know if the shaders have to load or anything, but we'll find out together and zoom in a little bit.
Also Simon is playing...
It's a little loud, okay, I'll lower it a little bit.
things to rest okay I've tried but they need to hear it from you okay they'll
listen to you okay I know it's a lot to ask but it's the right thing to do here
Not just for them, but for the whole town.
Okay.
Let me know, Simon.
How far she just started, literally this is the first scene.
We can make this right.
Just started it right now.
This is Silent Hill, Townfall.
Heart One Arrival.
I know I like the score the music. Is this the new silent Hill? Yes it is
Okay
Simon are you all right? This is Simon
Simon? What the hell? What's the freak?
Oh!
Oh!
What's going on Simon or gal that's him
Go back to him, this is the town that he had to go back to.
Hello?
Someone there?
Get up, Simon.
Come on.
We gotta go.
We gotta go
It's creepy I love it
Oh so freaking cool look at first person
Move and look around like this
Dude, okay. I
Like this Silent Hill from a first person. That's that's I feel like it makes it extra scary
Oh my God, I'm scared.
Graphics, look at these, dude.
This looks good!
This looks good.
Wow, look at this.
Just a nice little wall.
Just a nice little wall.
Let me see if I can turn it.
Yeah, I turned the motion blur off.
usually do that with like most games is that an option motion blur most there we
go let's turn it off boom that did that make a difference yeah I feel like that
helpful bit
classic fog we would about the fog
Do a flip
But yes, I'm gonna sorry this is what I was gonna try to say before and then the cutscene Simon is played by
Giovanna Deppo
Who is in any award nominee and best known for his work on the Odyssey it's welcome to dairy and three-body problem
Okay
Locked. Rats. Okay, so I have to find a key. I'm imagining.
Key?
They're going to go back down. No, I can't go back down there.
Oh wait, I can go down here, I think.
Oh wait, that's where I came from.
Let me look around.
Maybe there's something that I missed over here.
Aha!
Look at this.
Climb around it.
Hello?
Anyone there?
Anyone?
Anyone?
The game's still a little out for you guys.
bit. Okay, that should be good. Okay, and then there's two other characters too.
Zoe is played by Kezia Burroughs who was known for her excellent performance in
the game Observation and Richard is played by Terrio Quinn who was an Emmy
award-winning actor best known for Lost and the Walking Dead, the ones who
live. Okay! But right now we're playing assignment.
Brown and Sun, Fishmonger. Oh cutscene! Cutscene!
Welcome to St. Amelia.
Okay, that's the town.
This has gotta be it.
Who was the guy talking at the very start? I guess we're gonna have to find out.
I don't even know either.
who's here hello East Shore Road
hello knock on the door hello hello it's so quiet yeah you don't say you don't
I don't say, Simon.
Oh.
Um, hello.
Close for the season.
Okay, so it's like a little like, it's like one of those little towns that there's only
people they're like during the summer. Tourist information.
But right now I don't know if anyone's been here for forever.
Mmm ice cream!
Award-winning ice cream.
What's going on over here?
What the f-
Hello?
I'm like freaking aliens.
Excuse me, sir?
What the fuck?
Who's talking? It sounds like aliens.
I'm gonna go that way.
Can I even go that way?
Fuck, what do I do?
What the hell? Okay, let me...
let me go back up there again.
Or this way. Oh, yeah.
Man, if they go back this way.
What the heck?
The hell isn't silent anymore.
Damn, everything's for sale. No one wants to live here anymore.
What the hell?
Come on, what happened, y'all?
Come on, it can't be that bad, right?
Come on.
Don't make me drink alone. Don't make me drink alone.
Right, guys?
No items available.
Okay.
Hey little guy, what a sweetheart.
Wow.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Is he in like a different dimension?
The heart of Saint Iliad.
What happened here?
I would get right back into that water and swim.
So I said do I have to know what happened in the OG Silent Hill to understand this one?
No, I don't believe so because Silent Hill F didn't have anything to do with Silent Hill
They're all separate stories.
Okay, it's Map of St. Amelia.
Okay, this is good. We got a map.
Yeah, they're all individual stories.
Okay. So, I am right here.
Okay, I'm in the town square.
Um, I mean, the pharmacy,
that's where we just wore two seconds ago at the pharmacy.
Okay. Okay, that's good. We got a map.
We got a map. We got a map.
But I'm probably gonna have to find out a way to get into the pharmacy. I'm a match. Okay. Now I could run. This is good news
They go a little faster now
Oh hello
Go for Simon
Yeah, let me try. Maybe I could call somebody. Oh, oh I could put in numbers to call someone. Okay, have one
Oh nine, uh, okay. We're not in America. I'll think nine hundred. Okay, let's try again
Really?
Okay, what about the operator?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, what about the Operator?
Perfect! Okay, let's try the Coast Guard.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, Simon.
Thanks for returning, Michael.
Hey.
I know that must have been a very difficult thing for you to do.
What was?
I don't know about that.
Hello?
I can't hear you.
What do you need me to do how I want to help
Okay, sure. I'll save the game. What did it say on the screen, the something of lungs?
of lungs.
Oh, my God.
oh no he's not gonna take it out oh no come on Simon no I don't know
okay see ya like thank you it's okay I'm here I can help
fix this
What are we gonna do?
Okay
Okay, I'm back.
Is this like a- dude, I don't know what the fuck is going on, I'm sure we'll figure
out but- I'm locked.
Where am I?
What the fuck is going on?
This way doesn't look like you can go that way, okay yeah, I gotta go this way, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, let's just keep going, just keep going.
to get underneath. Okay. Okay. That's the thing. Simon seems to know these people because the
guy when he originally called him in the beginning said you have to come back. We need you. The
The guy knew his name so Simon knows where these people are.
Where am I going now?
Over here?
Wow.
I don't want to go in there, I'm scared.
Well, we have to. We have to find her.
We have to find her.
And you know how a lot of Silent Hills kind of give you
like, like, this one I think you gotta follow the red light
is seeming like that. You gotta like
follow the sheets and stuff.
Uh-oh. This one seems to be
Seems to be the red light is where you need to go.
How the hell are we right now?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Smeasley.
Smeasley.
Okay, I think that's her.
Is that her?
She's on the British.
What the hell am I?
There's something up there.
Up where?
Up where?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
There's something up there. Up where? Up where? Oh my god. Hello?
Okay, I'm in for house.
There's like a blood thingy, the infusion thingy you can hear me.
I've got something to do with the thing that these are.
Oh, this isn't a CRTV.
Is he sick? He was sick.
I can't stay in this room forever.
I can't stay in this room forever.
You have some very important work to do.
I know it's just going to be hard.
But you have to come back to me.
Oh my god, was he in a coma or something?
Come back to me, Simon.
Oh
Okay, I have the CRTV now, okay CRTV tuning signal Simon is now carrying the small portable analog television the CRTV the CRTV can be inspected by holding
Caution in time is important to check regularly to discover clues to story. Okay, so you have to check the we have to check
Let's just like use it like take it out for example, oh and then you scroll
Oh, I'm just a click it. Sorry 18th. January 18th. Okay. January 18th. Let's try this one.
I have to set this to January 18th, YES!
Oh crap, I had no idea what year it was though.
Okay, hold on, let me look back at that thing, again.
I gotta keep going.
Can you hear her crying?
How did you know it was 1996?
Where did you see that?
18 January.
Where did you see that?
It's on the wall.
Where?
Don't just tell me if you already know I want to know how to figure out
He was in this one in this other one
You can't stay in this room forever
I can't stay in this room forever
We have to try out
Hey new 1996 menu
All right, so is this a hotel? Yeah, this is a hotel. Okay
Let me see, this is a picture. A life before oil painting. Mm-hmm
Interesting, okay
January 18th
Right, it was January
96
Okay.
What?
Oh, I didn't try to click it on.
A lot can happen in five days, but not in this room.
Nothing is changing.
It's not getting better and it's not getting worse.
We just wait together, both in silence.
not doing to look outside, not daring to look outside, room 204 key, okay?
Okay, I think, what is this?
It looks like mine, it probably is yours.
Freakin is
Anything else to look at okay, I think
Medical equipment for checking vital signs, okay, let's go
What did I not have the freaking key talked about this one?
Room 204 use it
Yeah, this is this is new really loving the hallway of this hotel super different and interesting
Love this, love this aesthetic they're going for at this hotel.
Really different.
Really different and interesting.
Oh, the CRTV-detecting threats, the CRTV can be used to detect threats and their location,
oh god, which can be detected like any other signal with left control.
Use the signal, okay, search the frequencies been locked in, the indicators of the screen
will guide you to reveal the direction, okay, once multi-player signal is discovered,
you could switch between them.
This is a vital tool and can help Simon navigate and evade the threats.
Ooooooh!
Okay.
Wait, I'm just- wait.
Am I stupid?
Oh, it's telling me there's one to the left of me?
Okay, I'm understand to get down.
I'm understand to get down.
Got it.
Okay.
Oh, there's a good amount of them here.
Right.
Oh! Let me just check this one really quickly.
Oh, perfect. And just, oh, there's a couple more that I missed.
Oh, there he is. And just one more.
Oh, perfect. Okay.
Hey!
Hey, friend.
Okay, come on!
Oh no, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
It is so much free here at first person.
The elevator's full, sorry.
Oh my gosh, okay.
Okay, we're good.
Let me check my thing real quick.
Look, everything's normal. Nothing to worry about here. Absolutely nothing to worry about.
ring the bell. Okay. Trying. Locked. Rats.
Hmm. What's this? Okay, notice to all staff until further notice all rooms
have been blocked, reserved by SADC until uplift, they will fill from second floor down,
avoiding ground floor as much as possible. 101, 102, 103, 104, 105.
Occupied or Dell. That's okay, that's me because that's the room that I was just in, right?
is that is that the one that I was just in or down okay okay Mitchell Shannon
we can't know if these other names matter but okay
I don't know am I sure it should I be do should I go somewhere else should I go up here first
I don't think there's much else I could do.
I think I gotta go outside.
Oh, I'm scared.
Because that door's locked.
I don't see a key.
Unless there is one and I'm missing it.
Yeah, it won't even let me try to do it again.
Okay, I'm gonna go outside.
I'm going.
What do we think?
I don't really think that there's anything else to do.
Do you think we should go?
Okay, let's go.
What the hell, no!
Here I come, world.
I did just check for threats. There was nothing.
Let the fairies in.
We need justice.
Oh my god, what is it? The company he works for? Because it had crossed out.
Oh my god, what is the company that he works for?
I tried to ruin the city the best he's wearing it's a big evil like tech corp
thingy seg windows demand justice
THD I thought who's spelling something out
It's at Windows? What did I say?
Oh, Widow. Dang it.
Oh my god, so then, so the company can...
Hey, so who's that?
Hey, again, a good time to tell you guys that Silent Hill Townfall is available now on PS5
and PC Steam and the Epyx Games Store.
If you want to experience the full first-length first-person Silent Hill, click that link
in the pinned comment.
Come on down.
Thanks again Silent Hill Townfall for sponsoring this stream.
Ooh.
This looks like a show.
Like this, this like,
scream.
Supposing wait it's done.
Yep, thank you so much.
That was the whole thing.
No! That was just the intro!
Yeah, I'm really- yeah, I like the medical horror stuff so far. I feel like I'm super into that.
When games do that kind of stuff, I don't know, I just- I- I- It's- it's really
It just grabs my attention.
They also said they're sending me a custom one of those that's like for the game, but it's like fully operational
So when it comes in, I'm going to show it to you guys.
Isn't that cool?
Like a physical one.
Okay, I'm imagining that is who we need to find when they said find her.
They won't bring back my son.
Let the fairies in.
Bring down...is it CEG?
Our grief is their failure. Stand together Sunday, 10th of March Town Square.
Okay, so they had protests against this company that I apparently worked for.
Because there's a little relationship going on now.
H and singles.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, three windows.
Okay, an alley.
Let me go home.
Come back to me.
Let me save you.
Let me take this much longer.
Let me go home.
Come back to me.
Look at this, so look at this right here.
Okay, that's what I thought, I just wanted to double-check.
So maybe I go this way.
Okay, the tree, the tree.
Okay, that's it, that's the tree.
And there's going to be an alley somewhere.
The three windows? This is probably the alley right here.
Is it this? Can I jump?
Let me not.
This way?
No.
No, that's done.
Okay, I just got to keep walking past this.
Okay, keep going.
An alley.
I think this is it.
There it is.
This is it.
The house and the signal.
Yes.
Yes, it is, Simon.
Oh.
Come on in.
Zoe Ellis.
Zoe.
I'm going to call him again see if it'll let me talk to that guy again.
Oh, that's how you save the game.
Save yourself.
My d-
Duh!
Ella with the five!
Thank you, Ella with the five.
Gifted.
Thank you, Ella.
That's so cool.
Oh, that's a voicemail.
You have one new message.
Message one.
Soly, it's Jace.
Please, pick up.
Soly, he can be shot as well, like this.
Hold me.
It's from Jess, okay, to Zoe.
Call me.
Zoe?
It's got to be Fergus Ferguson, sister.
No answer.
Is this Zoe?
Whoever she is, she looks happy.
Okay, well, we don't recognize this person.
My sister tells me not to blame you for what happened to Joe, but I can't help it.
He came to you in dire need and you let him down.
You're inexperienced and out of your depth, but what why is worth of me so mean?
It would have been better if you just weren't there.
You're not welcome here anymore.
Leave.
Damn!
I mean.
Mean.
The power is out.
Crap.
Okay.
This is probably not going to work too then. Disconnected, okay.
Painting.
Oh, okay, already, I don't like that, I already, I don't like that.
Hey, why the music gets scary?
Do I gotta check this again, or?
What the fuck's going on?
Okay.
I'll get anything good in the fridge, I'm a little hungry, little hungry, no big deal or anything.
Human organ, Simon, you'll need this.
She left this for me?
What the fuck?
Okay, there's a code on it, two codes.
Okay.
Flashlight with no batteries, okay.
I'll still take that though.
I will take that.
Okay.
I think I got to go in that freaking crawl space thing.
I don't like this.
Can't see a thing in here.
electrical credit guide, electric card, insert the card into the... I got to get
the fucking flashlight for in here probably. I gotta find batteries.
Okay, nice, gauze, that's it, okay.
So I just can be combined, okay, select and then combined, okay, got it.
I don't know.
Boom!
Did it work?
Okay.
Okay.
Awesome.
What the hell? That's me! Why does she have a picture of me like this? What the fuck? That's me.
What the hell? Who is this lady? The house is cold, I don't think she's been here in a while.
She's a nurse
What's she minors, baby, oh, she's a picture in her fucking house
Even if so
Human organ for transplant. Whoo. Okay. It's the hospital ID
And the authorization
Okay, let me see if this has the code on it.
Oh, Raid.
Come who?
Hey Raiders.
Hey.
From rectum?
Is it a rectum ray?
Rectum!
Thank you rectum for the raid!
Thanks guys, what's going on?
We're playing the new Silent Hill.
Supply disabled.
Insert credit.
Insert card for...
Frank.
I don't have the credit in there.
Insert the card.
Okay, I have to find the card first.
Insert electric card in the slot!
Okay.
I gotta find this freaking card.
Ooh, map updated.
Okay.
Okay.
So what the fuck?
Okay.
How do I look back at that note that I had?
I don't think that's gonna um...
email? Wait, it said code in mail. Wait, where? Oh, she selected email for the code. So I
So I need to turn the power on first.
So I need to turn the power on first.
Okay, okay.
That makes sense.
Need to turn the power on first.
So I probably missed something somewhere.
Let me go back upstairs.
Or should I go back to the town
because it said map updated?
Okay, organ box Zoe's number two.
What the hell is the number two that circled?
I probably got to go somewhere else maybe.
Okay, let me look upstairs really quick.
Okay, nothing there, nothing there, nothing there, nothing in there.
in there. That's it, okay. It looks in here, nothing. There's even a full covered in dried blood.
Nothing in there.
The freak.
I think I'm either missing it or it's just not here.
Oh, I locked the door.
Maybe I gotta go get one.
Yeah, I think I gotta go to that thing on the map, probably number two.
Okay, let's go.
What the hell is that?
Okay, sure.
Oh.
Right.
Right.
Okay.
Hey.
Okay.
Okay. Oh, good thing I'm right in front of the store I needed to go to!
Bring deliveries to the back door, please.
Of course! Of course you have to bring them to the back door.
Of course you do.
This... doesn't make any sense.
Of course... I will, of course.
Use peek to check around the corner.
Okay.
Hold and use.
You can also peek downwards.
Okay.
Good to know.
Oh, there he is.
Okay.
Okay, so that thing has really good hearing. Really good.
Okay.
Hey, there he is.
Okay.
Oh, I don't think he sees me. I think he just runs back and forth. That's just like what he does.
I think.
sounds just like his fun little thing that he does okay now he's going back over there
okay okay I get it I get it I get it
Oh, right! Got it! Okay.
Nice. Now I have a plank just in case.
Leaving the island, fuck Chapman, take what you need.
Hey, thank you, bro. Thank you.
Hey, melee combat. Okay, got it. Block and swing. Got it.
Boom! There it is! That's what we needed.
That's what we needed right there.
Okay, anything else we could take in here?
Oh, we're not open today.
Can I leave out the front though?
Okay, yeah, we're not open today.
Am I going the right way?
This is all like the right way.
Oh, great.
Okay, so I think I have to face him.
Please see.
Yeah, I gotta go back that way.
Okay, buddy.
Maybe I can go around him.
Oh!
Ouch!
Okay.
Blocked him.
Oh, god his ass.
Watch this.
Blocked him.
Oh, didn't block him.
Got his ass.
Okay, hold on.
Blocked him.
Boom.
Got him.
Blocked him.
Got him.
Yep.
And stayed out!
Okay, he almost killed me.
He almost took me out right there,
but at least now I know how to fight him.
Damn, and that barely made me feel any better.
Let me feel any better. Okay.
So I am gonna need more bandages. Yeah.
I'm gonna need some more bandages for sure.
For surely. I'm definitely not feeling too hot.
Oh, great. That's really good.
Okay. Um, am I going the right way? Let me just...
Oh, went a little too far.
Is it this way? Where the hell am I going? Yeah.
No, it's not.
Where the fuck am I going?
I'm going...
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Just...
Just right here.
Oh.
So just right here, actually.
Oh.
So actually not right there.
Okay.
So I'm having a brain fart.
So...
Just right here.
Yep.
Found it.
Found it.
Y'all got, like, a CVS here or something.
something okay look put the card in there okay insert card okay so do I have to
like go like I have to go like this you wait insert the card in the slot okay
Oh, there we go.
Boom.
What do I do with it all?
Units.
Insert disabled.
Okay.
Let me read it again.
Okay.
Units. Insert disabled. Okay. Let me read it again.
Okay. Cycle option to card credit. Got it.
Yep. There we go. Woo! There we go.
Alrighty.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
That's a good sign.
Okay.
And connection offline.
Just give it a second, just refresh it in the box, dial up, who remembers those days.
Your letter. Sure, let's read. Let's read all these.
From Jessica. I went to the clinic today to collect some things and saw the letter you dropped in.
What are you thinking? You can't do this not now. I don't know if you're dodging my calls or something wrong with the lines.
Well, please come over. We could talk about this from Jess.
Okay
Receipt of the live tissue locks lockboxes are you just got to open
Gotta open them. You just have to pull apart
Set using the first and last three digits of the
Corresponding ET code
Put the things inside.
What the hell?
Okay, am I going to have to like decode that?
Or let me see what the other lasts.
Okay. Let's see the last one.
Okay. This is from Dr. Stevenson.
Mrs. Ellis, it's been several weeks now
and while we appreciate this, or we appreciate,
this is a difficult time.
We really need you to check in.
At the very least, return our calls to be frank.
Things are hard enough without this on top.
Get in touch, please.
Okay.
Okay, so I gotta fucking decipher this goddamn letter. Okay, from attending surgeon.
What the fuck?
Lockboxes are...
You just gotta open them up. You just have to pull it apart.
Set using the first and last three digits of the corresponding ET code
Put the things inside
Okay, it could be 015
And it could be one of the first numbers of this email because this is the first and last
seven seven nine zero or so that's a zero two oh that'll make any sense
carry the three look at the med car oh wait hold on
Wait, what did it say the first and last of what?
Of the ET?
First three and last three of the ET code.
Okay, but there's two of them.
So...
Maybe the first one of them.
Okay, let's try 529133.
Let's try that.
Let's try that.
Maybe it's just one of them.
again. Oh, I think one is the okay okay okay I think it's okay nine it's probably nine five six
one three three that's probably what it is. Okay let's try that. Oh sorry. Oh sorry.
Oh my god, I keep looking around the line.
Woo!
Let's go.
Yes, I will open the box.
I feel like it's gonna be like his own head or some bullshit.
Oh, he's, no way he's just reaching in there.
Oh, that's her.
Sure front family clinic.
Bye, honey.
Is that one?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay, sure.
So that's all that was in there?
Okay.
Okay, so now I have to go in there.
The Shorefront family clinic.
Okay.
Shorefront family clinic.
That's where I'm headed. Let's go.
So he like doesn't remember or anything
I need another bandage stat already know I'm probably gonna encounter one of those
Frickin axe head motherfuckers on the way
Okay, I'm going this way.
Okay.
It literally said saving game.
Right when I just opened that. I think it's fine.
Approach enemies carefully, weapon it helps, health items are rare, perfect, okay try to
Okay, just okay saving your weapon. Okay. Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Okay, good to know got another friend over there definitely gonna try to
uh, steer clear of him if I can, oh, but of course, of absolutely of course I have to
go that way. Of course. Okay, it seems like now is my time to shine. Oh, come on, quick,
Okay, oh brother, okay, I didn't know this was gonna take nine hundred years to open oh
My god, that was close. Sorry. We're closed. Yeah, so sorry
Okay, all righty, let's have a little look around, damn it's of course, so it's x x y z or c and numbers
okay let's look around if we see anything like that, can I, can I, my little buddy, can I grab that from in here, no
Oh, I gotta be in there.
Yeah, I gotta be in there, OK.
OK.
OK, bathroom.
Any bandages?
Anything?
Anything?
Nothing?
OK.
Yes.
Oh my God, please give me that.
Give me that.
So why are we in the hospital?
Because we're looking for Zoe,
who we don't remember,
but like she seems to be important to us.
Dr. Stevenson, these are all the patients.
These are all the patient records
These are all the patient records requested by the insurers for those that were registered
with us.
That's all I have access to at the moment.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with the files for those that are still missing.
Okay.
Oh, gold.
Zoe.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
He's scared.
Roy Ellis.
Simon.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, W.
oh my god he's scared of us Simon oh my gosh okay W dude you need like three
goss to go back to full health empty IV bag okay that's probably good that's
probably like the alphabet the IV bag is like the way to get your health like
fully back up or something dead fog
dead 88 dead critical that's a locked
What's that down there? What's that down there? Oh, yeah! Ivy fluid, need that!
It's not even questioning. Simon has found himself with a medical cannula, is that how you say it?
in his hand, connected to a drip bag filled with IV fluid.
When Simon has a filled IV bag equipped,
he will be revived after suffering a fatal attack,
and a small amount of health will also be restored.
To replace the empty drip bag,
you can combine an empty IV bag with IV fluid
to create a filled IV bag, which can then be equipped.
Boom! That's pretty cool.
Okay.
That is pretty cool.
Well, ooooh.
God, that's what they're puttin', they didn't really?
That's even put that in you and Ivy?
Okay, sure.
Just filled with goo.
Where's her office? This is it.
Dr. Stevenson, I'm writing to confirm my resignation from short front family clinic as of 10th
February 1996.
I've gone through the events of the disaster over and over and come to the conclusion that
I cannot in good conscious continue my role as district nurse for this community.
I know you and Jess have tried to convince me otherwise but I can't.
I didn't listen closely enough.
I've made mistakes and couldn't focus on the tasks at hand.
I'm not fit to work in this role any longer.
I'm not what they needed.
I'm not what Simon needed.
Please show me you understand.
I'm so, so sorry, Zoe.
Damn.
2896.
Where are you from, Jessica?
Zoe, why aren't you replying to me?
Please leave a message or stop on my house.
Okay, we got her address now.
We found your medical kit in the street.
I need to know you're safe.
I'm worried sick.
Answer phone message.
This is from the reception.
Alice you have an answer phone message waiting for you in reception. Please come up. Okay, so now I have to go in there
Some sort of tarp it looks damp
So he's lanyard wait I could put it in there
Okay, I could put three things in there that will like weigh a certain amount maybe and something will happen
Okay, we'll come back to that after. Okay.
We'll patient records. Property of Shorefront Clinic.
HP, RZ. I can't do anything with these.
Okay, well how the heck am I supposed to find out?
Oh, that was probably the code, the one on the door on the thing.
What was it?
2, 8, 9, 6. Let's try that.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, this is from Zoe. Okay.
Everything's all crossed out.
Why everything's all crossed out though?
The fuck?
Employee ID 0386.
List of patient names with most details crossed out.
Why is that one like extra crossed out though?
Mr. Stewart? Mr. Stewart's it's like extra crossed out.
Just violating hippo readings.
Okay.
Aw.
Hmm.
Oh. Save the game.
Save.
You have one new message.
Message one.
This is a message for a nurse, Alice.
We've got a prescription here signed by you,
but I don't think it's right.
If you could stop by the pharmacy on Main Street as soon as you can,
that would be very helpful.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
streets as soon as you can. That would be very helpful. Thank you. Okay. They were looking
for her at the pharmacy. Okay. So I got to go to the pharmacy and I got to go to the
other nurse's house. Okay, so I don't think there's much else I could do here right now.
So let's go.
Let's see where's everything at.
Okay, I'm here.
The pharmacy's right there.
And, oh my God, her house all the way up there!
Eh.
I don't know where I'm supposed to go first.
Don't know where I'm supposed to go first.
Probably Jesses, I would imagine.
I probably gotta go to Jesses first.
Okay, let's check the thing.
Oops.
Mother.
Come back to me, Simon.
You see, Alice?
Show me what you've done.
She showed me the things.
Just give me a sign.
Yeah, I gotta find stuff to put in the fucking thing, so we gotta go.
You gotta go!
Okay, I gotta go this way.
Girl, now how the fuck am I supposed to get to her fucking crib?
Okay, and his ass is probably over here, school?
Oh, there he is.
Can I go over here?
Oh, brother.
Okay, okay, thank you.
I can't even get to her right now because it's locked.
So I have to go to the pharmacy. Okay, I gotta go to the pharmacy right now.
Clinic?
No, I gotta go...
I gotta go this way.
Pass this door, fuck.
What?
Ouch!
Oh, okay, well, looks like I got a fight.
Okay, looks like I got a fight.
Oh, I did good that time.
I'm sorry I had to do it.
I'm sorry I had to do it to you, bro.
Okay, where the hell am I at?
Oh my god, the whole opposite way of the freaking pharmacy went the whole wrong way.
At least I don't gotta worry about him.
Gotta go this way.
Oh my god, the whole time I ran all the way around I didn't even have to go that way to go this fucking way.
Should we go around the back for the pharmacy or some shit?
I'm gonna see if it's locked, so I don't know how to f**k up whatever.
I'll just go over there and get a figure out.
Is this it right here?
This is it right here!
Okay, um, I gotta get around back for something.
I don't think I can go in the other buildings.
Please be open.
Okay, perfect!
Perfect!
Perfect!
Yeah, I can't go in any other buildings, so now what the freak am I supposed to do?
Okay!
Do you think I forgot something over there?
Like take the long way to Jess's house.
Oh!
Oh, I'm, oh, my God, that was, yeah, I might be able to.
If I go from Zoe's, I might be able to go that way.
Ah-ha.
I think I might be able to do that.
Okay, let's see if that works.
Road closure.
Great.
Love to hear it.
Let's turn this way.
This is back the way I came.
Where am I at?
Yeah, okay.
I don't need to go that way.
Why did I held a night-bomb?
What did night-bomb say? Why did he get deleted?
Oh shit, and my weapon only has one hit left in it, so I'm absolutely fucking cooked.
If there's another guy over here, I'm absolutely fucking cooked.
There shouldn't be, though.
OK, so I got to go back to Zoe's.
I got to go this way.
Oh, sorry.
And then I should be able to go up right here as long as this isn't locked.
Okay, so that ruined our plan.
So the plan that we had, okay, so the plan that we had is ruined.
There is one more door, though.
Look at this.
There's one more over here, it says.
I'm imagining this one would be, yeah.
Okay.
So, I missed a box.
Where?
Are you sure about that?
Because I don't think I did.
So I just, if I'm going to go somewhere, I need to be 100% sure.
Why need to be 100% sure?
I don't think going, there was a small thing on a pile of the bosses of the clinic.
though in the reception or on the floor. I'm pretty sure I went through everything at the clinic.
And I don't think going this way is going to work either, but let's just try it for shits and
giggles. Yeah, we can't even go this way if we wanted to.
This is just back to Zoe's, I believe, but we don't need anything.
Let's look at the map again.
On the way to the pharmacy, there's a gap behind the house.
Okay, wait, let me see.
So here's where we were.
Pharmacies right here.
here you think that's enough of a gap okay we could try that we could try that
yes okay we could try that
Okay
Keep going
Okay should be right here
Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh, where am I?
Okay, well that's good to know.
I can hide in there if I need it to.
Oh dang it, it just brings us- it doesn't bring you all the way- yeah.
It doesn't bring you all the way back to where you need to go.
That's okay.
Okay
Okay, I think the official answer is we got to go back to the clinic. That's what we got to do
So we got to chill
It's kind of like a little monkey did you hear that?
Okay. So, I must have missed something here. I think back in her room. You guys were saying.
A scalpel. Okay. Is that for fighting or what is that for? Okay. A scalpel. But what can
can I do with the scalpel?
Can I pick locks with it, baby?
Maybe that's what I have to do.
The scale.
I don't even have the option to put this on the scale.
I only have the option to put her lanyard in the scale.
I have a feeling I'm going to need to get her lanyard,
the other doctor, and Jess's lanyard.
That's what I feel like it's,
if they're asking me to put the lanyards in here,
I think that's what I need to do.
Okay, now I'm gonna go back to the pharmacy door.
Do you see a box outside of the front door on the wall?
Wait, okay.
Wait.
Where are we going to tell them?
Outside of the front door on the wall,
this little sign?
It's just a side.
I think I got what I needed.
Okay.
Let's go.
Um.
Wow.
Okay, pharmacy.
Okay.
Okay, pharmacy
All right, let's try this these work please please please work
Yes
Okay, yeah. Sure. That's normal.
It's totally and completely normal.
We are not open for regular business.
Okay.
Do not abuse our stuff.
Okay.
Oh God, I couldn't even imagine working.
It's not like in a pharmacy.
like when the world is going to fucking hell.
Let's come back here.
Save the game again.
Whoops.
Uh-huh, CRTV fine-tuning, the CRTV can be used to tune into local VHF radio transmissions
regularly used by the island inhabitants already signals are hard to tune into.
Okay.
I was moving the CRV itself to the correct angle.
OK.
He's still singing.
I feel like I have to do something else different
besides what I'm doing.
Did it say I had to say something?
I actually fully read what it had to say.
Did it say something about standing in like a certain position?
Ah.
Got it.
Got it!
Calibration, oh!
Is that good?
I got to make it be dizzy.
Wait, and WASD for color alignment?
What the fuck am I doing?
The colors look the same.
Oh, okay.
Wait, ah!
Fuck.
I'm trying to mash it with the shapes on the screen, okay?
It was going too fast.
How did I just have that before?
Okay, so you have to get it to not move?
Is this not it right here?
Oh, oh my God, I didn't realize I had to do it.
Okay.
Oh!
There was a certain time on the clock. I couldn't tell what time it was though.
Nice.
It's a clock!
I want any four numbers from that.
Ah, washing the hands, that's what was on the picture.
Is there something like behind it or something?
OK.
Washing my hands helps protect me and you.
Can I turn on the faucet maybe?
No.
That was on the thing.
OK, let me watch that back.
And the steps prescription drugs against you
I can't fucking tell it's like 12 something
And then we're and then this one
five steps for safer. Okay. Do you think it's like, okay, do you think it's like six, because
there's six fingers, five, and then one, because there's one little pill? I don't know what
order it would probably go in the order that it showed on the thing okay let's
watch it one more time the steps wait it's okay the drugs and you steps in the
time that's the last one okay that's the first one the five steps is the
second one. Where's this clock?
The poster, it's on the poster, the clock is on the poster!
Wait, was on it?
This one, oh my god.
Oh my god, it's right there!
Okay, it's pointing to like a little bit over three, but I'm just gonna go three on that one
Okay three
Six five three one no
Maybe it's however many pills are like the entirety of it of the pills
No, that would make sense because it's 10.
Did I do it in the right order?
6351, 6363, there's a 9.
Oh, oh, nine kills of it, okay.
So, 6-5-3-9, yes!
Yes!
You genius!
Prescription dosage error note.
Please contact Nurse Ellis to get confirmation on this increased dosage.
It's way above the previous dosage and likely an error.
Got it.
Okay.
Boom.
So I got that.
Oh, fuck, no.
Nope.
Have you come in here?
Okay, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
the pails.
Pals, I'll save them for later.
Just to be sure.
The scales, duh.
Uh.
What about the freaking scales?
Oh my God, hey!
Oh my God, he's trying to contact me
about my car's extended warranty.
What the hell?
Why was he going so fast?
Oh, his friend's here!
So nice meeting you guys.
Surely they don't know where I am now, right?
Oh.
Jutia- Oh!
Ouch!
Oh, sorry about your friend.
Oh, sorry about your friend.
Fuck, I've got to move it one way, I think.
Oh, God.
Okay, fine.
You want to go?
Let's go.
Let's go, bitch.
You want to go?
Come on, let's go, bitch.
I forgot, I forgot my thing.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot my thing.
I forgot.
I forgot my thing.
I forgot my thing.
I forgot.
I forgot my thing.
I forgot about my weapon.
Oh my IV!
Oh my god, he's so strong.
Oh, and the guy left me alone.
No, he didn't!
No, he didn't!
No, he didn't!
Oh my god, no, he didn't!
Oh my god, if I could just figure out which way I'm supposed to go, I wish I could
take the map and run at the same time.
I think I have to go this way no no yes yes I have to go this way right
Of course it was the other way.
Of course it was the other way.
Of course it fucking was.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Yowch!
Fuck.
It was this way.
I had to go this way.
Get out me way!
No, you're not welcome in here.
Yeah, go on and leave, you little bitch, and not get in here.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Okay, so it doesn't let me take the pills out of the bag, though.
Okay, no, so I have to, okay, so I'm gonna have to figure out, I probably gotta go to
her house for the last one.
Look girl, how the hell is supposed to get there?
How on earth am I supposed to get there?
There has to be a way.
What the fuck do I get to her house?
It's locked there.
It's locked there.
Locked there.
It's...
Oh my god, the scalpel.
The scalpel.
Forgot.
The scalpel!
Forgot.
Okay, I have to...
Didn't I have a freaking medkit?
Okay, there we go. Need that.
Oh yeah!
Feeling brand freaking new.
Okay.
What's this messes over there?
So I have to go, I have to go straight, bust a right, yeah, and then bust another right.
Um, yep.
Scalpel.
Yes!
to Jess's house. Okay, and her house is just straight up here. Just going straight.
Okay, we'll take the scenic route.
Why not?
It's a beautiful day.
It's a beautiful day.
I'm sure and everything will be fine.
Hmm.
What could possibly go wrong?
Wait, if I go this way?
Oh, this is her house.
No, but can I go into here?
Oh, another mid-kit.
Okay, that's good.
Oh, why the fuck did that one whip open like that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez, oh, geez.
Squeeze through!
Oh, squeeze through!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Ooh!
So sorry to bother.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, now I can get to her house.
Oh god.
He's right there.
I like these guys.
So I love them for such a good job with their creepy character.
And this is just level one of the creeps.
I'm excited to see who else they got.
You think you can see an ammo look this way?
Oh, oh, perfect, her house is just right across here.
I need to find another way in.
Oops, excuse me.
Okay.
Okay, gotta find another way in.
Gotta find another way in.
Of course.
So we're gonna go around the back, maybe.
Back, I think.
So I gotta go this way.
I'll just wait right here till he goes past where did he go?
Oh, there's two of his friends here, perfect.
Oh, no, just one.
Oh, and he's right there.
Yep, I see him.
Run, running, running, running, running!
Oh my fucking god!
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I got another stick too!
Okay, okay, that's okay.
That's good.
Okay, that's good.
Excuse me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Is this not her house right here?
Can I go?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Okay, which one is hers? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, wait. No, hers is over here.
Wait, I'm confused. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Okay, so no, hers is here.
That's the hiding spot.
Wait, other side of the gate?
Dude, I don't know what's going on.
Hey, this is the back of her house.
So we have left the back door key
with Walter at number 16.
Of course you did!
And where's number 16?
Okay, so...
Just gotta be down this way then.
Oh!
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna go find Walter.
You ever heard of him?
Surely he can't open doors. He doesn't have arms
Okay, I'm safe, okay
So if that's 14 this probably 15 this has got to be 16
This has got to be 16 oh
10 12 8
Wait.
Okay, like, I don't have time for you.
You know what?
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna get all the kills.
I don't have time for this.
Come on.
Dry it, bitch.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm getting good at this thing.
Sorry.
It's a sponsor.
Let me know.
Okay.
12B.
Wait, what?
How is it going down?
10.
Suck it, Walter. Mind you, Walter's the neighbor we're looking for. Okay. Does that mean I have to fucking go back around to the front?
I don't know what to do. Maybe I gotta go to the fucking front again.
I probably do, huh?
Yeah.
Ten.
Okay, run, run.
Thirteen, yeah.
Four.
Thirteen.
Nine, eleven.
Four B.
Two.
Jesus Christ nine and a half seven and a half for where is fucking five five? It's getting lower
Bring it bitch
Bring it bitch
Okay, I let you get that one hit. Oh my god. No, my suit is broken. Oh my god. No
15! This has to be 16! Please! Get away from me!
Yeah. The Ivy bag. Yeah, it's important.
Perfect! Okay. Perfect. And, guys, with that being said, that's our time. You know, actually, I kind of died at the perfect time.
I kind of died at the perfect time. And you know what? But good thing I saved, good thing I saved right here.
So, all my stuff is saved, and all I gotta do is just go back to Jesse's house next time.
But we definitely are going to be continuing this because I do want to know what the hell is going to happen
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midnight
What was it called midnight?
murder
The door around the gamut the gas station shift at midnight. I keep forgetting what it's no. I'm not getting off
We are gonna play some gta
Yay, hey, hey, we're going to play some GTA role play.
So we're going to do now.
Mods, if you want to change the title to, uh, you can just do no pixel,
Vivian Vegas or something like that.
So we're going to, we're going to Vivian it up in a little bit.
So I don't know what we're going to do, but we're just going to Vivian it
up, but I do have to pee really quick.
So I'm going to pee, get some water, and then we're going to play some
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All right, did you see Lady?
You could see her in the corner right there.
She's flowing with all the pickle toys.
You saw her though?
saw her now and Christina made me salmon so I'm gonna have a little snack. No the
song is not getting shown until I I think it's probably till the casino open
slash I get some sort of thing with the record label just to show them the song.
Hey, Squirula. What you doing? 10 cat with the 10 gifted W 10 from the 10. Oh my god.
Look, are you serious? Look at this gorgeous dinner platter here. Someone said it looked
like rabbit food. I'm not who said that you showed it. I sent it to someone and actually
Actually, two people said it looked like rabbit food.
Can I guess who?
Dylan.
Yeah.
And is it a mod?
The second person?
Vic wouldn't say that because she eats vegetables.
It was me.
It was me.
I was going to say, well, Vic only eats vegetables.
I think it looks amazing.
The other joke dip is vegan.
OK, let's try it.
And I think they made it with almond milk.
It's good.
Yeah, I might need more of that, actually.
No, look at me, he's like,
I love what he does when he goes,
oh.
Go, Neff, look at it.
Mm, I don't know.
I'll just take a sip of this.
Okay, thank you, everyone say thank you, Christina.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
All right, goo, go and get Tia, go.
Okay, let's try the salmon. She puts parmesan cheese on top, and this is a
good example of like a easy dinner to make if you want like low-carb dinner
options. Throw a salmon in an air fryer, put a little parmesan and lemon pepper
seasoning on it and then some veggies yeah that's what yeah right that's what
you guys use ten cap with the ten yes thank you ten cap with another ten thank
you so much ten cap okay I'm gonna boot up girl play sometimes it takes a
second. It's updating. I believe with the resub, thank you. Maymangos with the five
Thank you, Bang Bangos!
With the five.
This spinach artichoke dip is so good for being vegan.
Mmm-hmm. I
Was thinking pretty bad
Not feeling sometimes it's not as creamy. I say good
I'm on battle side
Don't eat that, Bill.
Okay.
I
Look at some of the dude I was watching earlier. I'm sick. So I took a nap and it's 1030. Did I miss Vivi?
Girl, you just caught her at the perfect time. We're just getting on right now
Hope you had a good nap. Oh
This top is the IMG atop. It's like one of the Blair zip-up hoodies. We're so comfy
go stop acting like you're just coming he's acting like he just coming over here for a
little a little pet but I know what you want go you're gonna try to eat this
It's not my first rodeo, though.
Is your closet the IMG warehouse?
They send me a lot of stuff, which I'm so grateful for.
They always message me they're like hey girl new collection out. What do you want? I'm like, oh
Well, don't mind if I do
And so then I wear it all the time
There's this new there's this other new set that they just care about it's so cute
Oh, maybe I'll wear it tomorrow. No, but I'm
I'm aware it's you. It's really cute
And for size reference, I wear the Blairsta and a large.
Osemic 69 with the five good to thank you Osemic 69 the last of us to rotting in the core
Okay, perfect, okay, cool. All right, bye
Bye!
Say bye, Christina.
Ah!
Oh my God.
In the middle of the city am I fishing off it way I have to go back to the apartments to sing my song
I have to it's the rules
Hold on
Excuse me
No, it's really important. Please. Let me talk to you. Please
Excuse me, oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah, that's what you that's what you get for flipping me off get out the fucking car
Bitch, okay. Oh my god. It says I have a broken bone. My health is gonna deteriorate
Okay, hold on
Let me go over here here
Sorry, it's burping in your freaking ear. Okay
Okay, let me go home real quick. Oh my god, I'm just laying on the board?
Oh, that's an accident.
Jesus.
Excuse me.
All right.
Oh, seat belt.
You're right.
Seat belt, seat belt.
Okay, I just gotta go inside my apartment, sing the song, check my socials.
Ooh, that was clean, and we'll be good for the day.
Okay.
Whee!
Oh!
Sorry, I was looking at the map.
Hmm, okay.
Okay.
Carla?
Oh, hey!
Oh my god, hey girl!
Oh no, I didn't, I literally just saw that bob and I knew it was you.
I love that I'm so identifiable via my hand. What are you doing? You look like you were farming or something
Yeah, I just woke up. I tried to go to the farm yesterday, but I didn't really go too well
Didn't make it there. So yeah, I got a change out of this
Just thought I'd go to the clothing store or something. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Wait. I just got to grab something upstairs really quick
Okay, that's fine. I'm gonna try to find a car. I think this might be the one I left. Okay, perfect. Okay
Yeah, I'll be out here. Okay, I'll be right back. Oh
Wait, no, I think I live in this one one sec
Okay, yep, this is- yep, this is- it's right here-
Okay, I'll be right back.
I have to go sing my song, I have to.
I call these fucking stairs!
Okay, is this am I in the right one?
Building A room 104, this better be fucking building A, I swear.
Oh, sorry
Okay, what if I just sang it right here it still counts
Good morning everyone. Okay, sorry, I can't keep carl waiting. Okay that counts
Oh my god.
Okay, goo, get out of here.
Go now!
Immediately!
You're done!
Ouch!
Down!
Now!
You won't let me push them up.
Down!
Go!
Oh!
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's get out of here.
Alright, let's go to the nice club.
I don't like this.
It's one's in the hood.
Hang on, the janky ones.
one's in the hood.
I know, the janky ones.
My home clothings are on Cougar Avenue.
Ooh.
What are you getting up to today? What have you been up to?
Oh my god, literally nothing. I just woke up.
So, yeah, I just want to change my fit.
Oh my god, I heard your husband didn't win.
I know. I know.
The first thing I posted on socials
was officially divorced.
Hashtag single, hashtag Carla.
So are you guys done?
Oh, you see, I don't think he saw the post,
but then we went to the prison to like see Chatterbox
and when he was there, I was like,
hey, I'm not sure this is a great time
to break this news to you, but I wanted divorce.
And then he got all upset and was like, no, please.
But like my wife, I thought we would like
support each other.
And then like he kept calling me his wife.
I'm like, you know what I mean?
And it was like, you know, I feel like I kind of just like
made myself his wife, so for him.
Right, right.
And that's sweet, though.
You know, that's nice of you to like,
stick beside him.
But then you threw a grenade into a crowd.
I was in at a party earlier, I blew up inside of it.
Okay.
So I think he's like evil now,
but like, I think it's kind of sexy that he's a bad boy.
I know, isn't that kind of hot?
I'm like, I didn't die, so it's pretty okay.
Yeah, so like you're fine.
He's in jail now, so I'm hoping he doesn't fall in gay love with chatterbox while he's in there.
Hey, you know what they said?
you
you
you
you
you
These little cargoes are cute.
The different top
Take your time.
God!
Fits you like a glove.
I need more selections.
That's cute.
I gotta take the hat off.
And with different hair.
Brawley Abbey with the fine.
Thank you, Broly Abby with the 5. Thank you, Broly Abby with the 5.
Thank you, Broly. I just wanted some simple shit.
Maybe I could do a different hat though.
I kind of like the little headphones.
That's kind of futuristic and cute.
Little headphone. That's cute, right?
Sunglasses? Yeah, I don't really ever wear sunglasses. Let's see.
Oh! Wait, these are kind of cute!
They match my hair. I feel like a little CIA agent.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, I'm gonna name this undercover
Okay, I'm feeling good. Oh my god, Q. We're matching with the top. I love it black on black
I
Heard there's a like a lash artist in town now
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
I've been working on something too.
you
you
you
you
you
Are they just bottom lash?
It doesn't even fucking make a difference.
Let's do this one.
Oops.
Maybe like from the side it does.
Okay, one second.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on.
I gotta see how to send it to myself.
You take your time.
What if I go on and I'm not on my phone?
Okay.
Get the app, okay, no.
Okay, I think I'm gonna let you play any of them here. Let me just make sure that literally
You've made me so just g-
GOO, it's coming from right here, it's okay.
It's okay, GOO.
He got so scared.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want to hear a little bit?
Yes, oh my god, I'm so excited.
Okay, okay.
Let me get it up on my phone here.
I
That's fire
Okay
That's a little snippet.
That can't be it.
Oh my God, no, I need more.
That needs to come out yesterday.
Really?
Do you like it?
As that is so good.
That is going to be a smash fucking hit.
Oh my God.
OK, I'm excited.
I know I was like so nervous about it.
But I just, you know, I wanted to try something different.
I didn't know like what vibe I wanted to go for.
So I'm going to, you know, try a little bit of everything,
see what sticks.
But yeah.
That is going to go omega virus, like Omicron status.
OK, I'm so excited.
I'm just so nervous.
You're gonna get up, you gotta put it on the radio,
you're gonna have to play it at the concert,
you're gonna have it playing in the vanilla unicorn,
I can see it now.
Oh my God, okay, I'm so excited.
Yeah, I'm like, you know,
I don't know how any of this music stuff works,
so I know that you're like,
with the big label and stuff, so.
Oh yeah, totally.
Well, if you need, if you have any questions,
you know, about stuff with music producing,
like Liz, obviously fantastic resource.
Yeah, she's incredible.
But you know, I've been around the block a little bit,
So if you have any questions about some of the technical stuff about getting on the mic
and playing your songs, I could totally help you out with that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to need some help with that for sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's usually a little bit of, that seems to be the biggest learning curve for a
lot of the artists in the city.
The technology is a bit confluted for whatever reason, but we make it work.
Right.
Okay.
I'm so excited.
Thank you for listening.
Of course.
What are you eating?
What are you eating?
Carrots trying to stay healthy.
Got to keep this figure, you know.
Mm hmm.
You're going to turn orange.
Hope so.
Oh, my God, is that why you got the sunglasses on at night
because you have such good night vision from all the carrots?
It's like burning your.
Yes, it like hurts.
You know, it literally hurts.
All I've been eating for the past week.
I knew it.
All right.
Well, I need to get to the burger shit.
You're on a carrot kick, so I'm not sure what they're going to
have for you there, but I'm starving.
Yeah, no. Okay. You know, I'll have a little burger. Fine. Cheat day.
You're so bad.
And away we go.
Excuse me. You know, I went up to that farm and no, I did not farm. I did not do any sort of manual
labor where I put my fingers in the dirt right but I did go up there the other day and I will say
everybody and their fucking mother was out there I was like Jesus if I'm ever bored and looking for
a conversation I know where to go there was probably 30 people there really I'm not kidding you
like everybody's everyone's farming like seriously is it like that good of money it has to be if
everyone's up there I guess so okay so I kind of asked Kamala like how does this shit work
I don't really understand and she was like okay, so basically like we come out here
Oh, this looks like what the hell happened over here. I don't know
She was like so we come here and you go and you buy some seeds or whatever
And then you plant everything and then you water it and she was like that takes you know
Maybe like 15 20 minutes what are they doing and then after that you just kind of like go fuck around for a few hours
And then you come back like three hours later to like harvest everything and she said that it makes so like
$10,000 every time she harvests her crops and sells them and she's like what the fuck wheat
And who do you sell it to and like the farmers?
I don't know what I wish I knew and like I'm maybe they like making you know
Maybe the burger shop people they got to buy all that wheat to make the buns or some shit
I really don't know but like Carmela's got enough money that she could buy like a fucking high-rise apartment
What I
Know I nearly shit when she told me fuck. I might have to get out there
No, I was on the way over there and I got like a really bad accident on the way so I just never made it over there
Jesus Christ is karma's fucking slide and like I don't even know what
Been slide. No, I need a seed plug
Excuse me
Said excuse me. I know it's our fault
I
Did Roxy give me a seat
No, I actually haven't have you
No, I like going inside I can harass them more and I feel like the ordering is more of a supervised activity when I'm standing there
They won't fuck around they won't fuck the order up
Yeah, I know you know how many times about to the drive through and they fuck it up
And then I don't realize some halfway down the fucking road. I know and you're like once you've already go
Okay, that bus just came out for me.
Oh my god!
That's the bell.
My god, look at this fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ!
Who is driving that thing?
Hello!
Hey!
Hello.
Uh-huh, I am.
Hey girl.
Oh, we're like super-duper hungry.
I know, yeah.
Can I go for you?
could I have three money shot combos please with an equal light and I'll have
light salt on the french fries please and then on the burger instead of the
bun could you just wrap it in lettuce yeah three money shots right in your
face come here now my god maybe on my chest to
hi bird what's going on
a proposition like for what to have sex I'm not interested I don't fuck fatties
what do I do for a living I think the better question is what don't I do for a
living bird
fashion and makeup I mean have you seen me I have some of the most beautiful
outfits the cities of the scene
we check my phone
i can't check my phone, okay i was gonna say
tom ratfucker is looking for some strippers
front of her car
look at i heard about the ratfuckers
damn it
girls come to this party
what time is it now in the game
Yeah, damn it
Yeah, yeah, you know
My god, look who it is. I'm so so
I thought that was me in the picture. Oh
My god
Roxy said oh my god look who it is I'm so sorry also please don't tell him I
took this for you they're practically holding hands
Dixie no no Dixie would never do that to me no Dixie would never okay right
down the register. No, they're just friends. Oh, no, no. No, Dixie would never.
My God, what should I say? Oh, gee. That doesn't look kind of bad. Kind of bad.
Yeah, I'm happy
But Roxy's my friend though
I mean, but Dixie but Dixie's my friend
But Dixie's my friend. Can I get you something Sarah? Oh
Yes, quite
I don't think she would do that. Let me a nice summary of what you want
The plot of the movie just
of the office you need but I'm just saying I've been thinking about you all
night I hope we can see each other soon anything yeah yeah like a fry or
something for sure for sure on this name is Berg he's this guy that I know he
worked on the campaign team he asked me if I would help my god that's like
totally up your all the week hold on one second rocks he's calling me go
go ahead hey girl hey what's up yeah what what happened can you tell me about
private space
And like what were they doing could you hear them?
Thank you madam, thank you
Come on!
Oh my God!
I know that's just right!
You probably don't know how much this stuff hurts.
No, I'm not.
I'm just gonna get my hands on it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna lay their side.
Yeah, but then you're gonna have to ask them.
I think we like the taste, but we actually like the taste.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I just love what you know,
because you know, I like to think they're friends.
Yeah, we are.
Well, that's why I wanted to ask you.
I feel like, you know him pretty well too.
Do you think he would do that?
Oh my God, you did that?
Um, you know, um, I don't really know him that well, I feel like I, um, met him at a great time as he met him.
Uh-huh, okay, okay.
Carla.
Carla, it's me, it's Daphne, I'm in disguise.
Oh my god.
Is it Daphne?
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
I'm in disguise because I need to make more money, um, but I can't let people know that I'm working at a burger restaurant.
Oh my god, I had no idea.
She's in disguise.
Wait, Rob, see I totally was.
Yeah, I'm at Burger Shop with Carla.
Wait, are you guys talking to Rob?
Is he married?
Wait, is what?
Rob?
Yeah, Rob?
You know the burger shop's here?
Uh, I haven't seen him.
Rob, are you here at the Burger Shop right now or no?
Oh, Carla's going in the back.
She's going in the back right now.
Is Rob here?
I
The back yeah, okay. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. They just confirmed
No, no, no, no, no
No, I didn't Roxy. Hey Liz. Okay. Well, thank you for telling me
He lost okay, well if you see anything else, let me know
Oh yeah, oh is he Carla?
Oh she just walked away dang it, she's on the phone with someone else right now.
Oh well, she's had a pretty bad day, she basically lost her deputy mayor position.
I know, and then her husband lost the election.
But that's her husband?
Uh, yeah it was, I don't know, it's kind of messy, I really don't know.
Oh, are they eating at the voice?
Um, she said they were gonna, and then she said now they're not going to?
Oh yeah, that's a nice little high score.
Okay, well um, I was good to know, hey look.
If you're asking for the tea, he's having a meeting with his girls back there about their harem.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I'm Dada, so I'm seriously Dada.
Well I don't care.
They're like negotiating.
Picture of your kids?
Okay, well I don't care, I mean I hate people whose names start with an R, it's so stupid.
stupid, they're the worst. All they do is treat women like the worst and treat their personal
assistance even worse and you know and always have multiple women around them. Like no reason
and expect them to do everything. Anyways um oh yeah I don't care. Yeah no it doesn't sound like you
care. You definitely don't. Fuck that. Um yeah um anyways okay well um I'm farming right now so
maybe i'll see ice okay all right yeah well we'll be here for a little bit
bye bye rock see bye liz bye are you on your stay out yeah i was just gonna say so vivian here she
also has been working on a song and she played me a snippet earlier and i'm just sorry i might have
spilled your beans a little oh my god no not at all the music and i heard a snippet so i was like
We should sing by the stew to listen to it because it was just so good. She has to hear it too. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh shit. Okay
Sorry, I'm not only the CEO of a record label. I'm just moonlighting as this loser of fast food worker for
I mean, I'm advertising with the general public more. No, I love that for you. It's kind of like a undercover boss
Yeah, this is exactly she's the CEO at brick boys. Oh
Yeah, that's why I should say the CEO
Oh yeah, just just keep it on the low though cuz I'm kind of doing this the song is like a surprise for a crush of mine
Oh my god, my lips are sealed. Okay, and well, okay
That's why Roxy just called me because she saw him with Dixie at the debate like in the back like by themselves
And no one else was there. She's gonna be a picture. What? Yeah, it doesn't look good
I'm not gonna lie the picture doesn't look too good
But I don't think Dixie would do that to me. Dixie's a good friend of mine.
I know. I've never known Dixie to be anything but a girl's girlfriend.
Yeah, I think...
I've known Dixie for a number of years now.
Yeah, I think Roxy was just being, you know, just trying to be a little...
Maybe she's just like, honestly, maybe she's just actually sensitive to it
because I heard Ken Summer broke up with her.
Oh, really? No way!
After he bit on her?
Yeah, Liz told me that Ken Summer dumped her.
Oh, no. And she just said she's not talking to, um, what's his name? Robb right now, either?
Oh, my God. So maybe she's just completely out in the cold with the boys.
Yeah, I think she was just trying to, like, you know, do me a favor.
3-2-2.
Honestly, move over. This is too heavy. I think nobody else can hear us.
Well, when a certain department opens up.
No, I was just saying, like, move over in the booth so I can scoot in next to you.
Oh, oh, oh. Sorry. Okay.
I
Got like isn't that's so crazy
No, she doesn't have either of them. I don't know what she's probably why she's not here right now
She said she's at the farm instead usually here
Yes, yes autographs autographs one at a time please
Was on your side my ass
Oh my god she baby right there
Wow
Oh my god
She's so loved
Right there for you that's property of lasagna
Mind you, mind you
God
These are mine
Now I need your service now
Who the fuck is this we need to talk
Oh sure what can I get for you?
Oh, this is Jordan.
The Bleeder combo make it extra juicy.
Please.
Darling, thank you, Barbie.
That's Hattie. Put it on the top for me.
Oh, I got it.
That's Jordan. We need to talk about what?
There in the big old coat.
She's gonna be stuck up there.
My name is Barnaby Pemberton.
Yeah, I know, she's out there right now.
Barnaby Pemberton, I come to say I'm Regal.
Are you from a lineage of royalty?
Oh no, you're fine, please don't apologize.
Just thinking about loud.
Who am I kidding?
Of course I do, I've got my lineage traced back thousands of times.
I've been thinking about you all night.
I hope we can see each other soon.
Oh, that was yesterday and today.
Hey, sorry we couldn't see each other today.
I keep looking at my phone, hoping you'll text me,
but I know you're a busy woman.
Can't wait to see you next.
Hey.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm so much darling, busy, just saw this, missing you, missing you, can't.
I left some gifts from my fans there if you would like.
Thank you very much.
Thank you Liz, thank you Liz.
Hi girls, I'm looking gorgeous tonight.
Oh, thank you.
I had the right hair so we could pick a Neapolitan group of ice cream baddies.
Oh that would be so cute.
You're kind of like the cherry on top.
You're right!
Kind of white hair girl.
No we don't.
Girl, okay.
So I was just telling Carla too.
Just let me know when you guys are ready to go to the studio.
You made the song?
And I took your advice I didn't overdo it with like you know the lovey-dovey kind of you know