Somehow Johnny found a better quality version of Globito.
Wow.
You can't tell because it's a small circle, but trust me, the quality's amazing.
Man, what a cool dude he is.
His name is Globito, he's a clown, and he talks about an alien.
Isn't that cool?
Hello.
Remember, I already posted that. Sorry.
Hi. Hi everyone. Welcome to the stream.
Tonight we're going to play Half-Life in Blipbo.
I think I might be able to finish both.
Should be fun.
Oh.
Um.
Yeah, not be real Half-Life. It's a mod.
Did you catch the new Red Letter Media?
Yeah, they're doing season one of Deep Space Nine. I thought the day would never come.
But it's only part one, so they still need to cover the rest of the season, including the wonderful episode do it.
But of course, Mike being a contrarian is like, bring it on home, Alamarene, whatever the fuck that stupid episode is.
He's like, I love this episode. I'm like, no, you don't. No, you don't.
Clock that episode is horrible. No, no, I like it. I think it's a great episode
But yeah, that's a great show. It's one of my favorite shows
And I think it's right up there with TNG and expiles and
Better call Saul and breaking bad. It's it's supranos. I to me
TNG's my favorite show because it is a comfort show it is
just I love it. It's really great when everything sucks you throw on some Star Trek
the next generation and you know things are good. They were talking about how the
younger generation is now discovering Star Trek from the 90s and I was really
happy to hear that. So I hope that's the case. I hope people do go back to
those shows. That's definitely to me it's an antidote for fucked up times is to
watch some Star Trek the next generation to see how people should speak to each other and how
they can work with each other and solve things together through diplomacy, through meeting,
you know, finding common ground. It's really great. It's really great. And I, as well, acted,
you know, some of the special effects are kind of dated, but they fix those up too, even.
The miniatures in the models are fantastic still, but it's the writing, you know, it's just
really good not every episode, but it's just really good writing. And DS9 takes that even further.
Great characters, great writing, and I like Voyager 2. The Voyager's got some great moments.
It's just not amazing consistently. But DS9 is consistently at least pretty good,
and then continues to just get better and better. Did you watch Academy? No.
Well, so chat, welcome to the stream, this is Perfect Dark Music, and I'm wondering
chat that Perfect Dark D-Com, does it have mouse controls?
Does anyone know?
I'm curious about the mouse and keyboard, someone said no.
Well, also, um, just started it right now. I have to look into that, but I know there's
also a way to do mouse controls for perfect dark grid in another way. Quest 64 has a
recop will you play it? No, not really. But yeah, I definitely, yeah, mouse injector.
I definitely want to replay a perfect dark at some point in the next like year. So
just check there's an option to turn them on. Cool, I'll look into that for the future, but
Anyway, there's a Resident Evil showcase.
That's the clown, sorry.
And I don't want to watch too much of it, because I kind of just want to go in blind mostly.
But I'm really excited about this game chat.
I know there's not too much. I see there was some clips I saw already, but it's just some like good melee attacks like that right there
I don't know why the audio is cutting out but it's fine
Might have been a stream issue. I already played the grace segment. Yeah, something's wrong with this video
Well, it was like that live, too. Oh, that's not good.
But one of the things that's most exciting is for me.
I feel like mixing the two types of Resident Evil makes sense, but they kind of tried to do that a little bit with Resident Evil 6, but it was a lot more bloated.
There was a lot more action focused.
The grace section of the game when I played it, a comic-on, I was like, oh, this is perfect, because it's slow-paced, it's a slow burn for a little while, and then it's fucking terrifying.
So they are continuing to make Resident Evil scary.
The problem with Leon is he's now a fucking crazy action hero and it's hard to imagine
Leon being scared by very much.
So they just lean into him kicking zombies in the face.
So I think having a new protagonist in Grace is a great idea and then experiencing Resident
He will in first person, third person, you have, like you could see here, the two game
play styles.
I'm really hopeful that this is going to be a great game.
I like Resident Evil 8 and 7 a lot, but I still think from me, the pinnacle of the series
is Resident Evil 4 original release.
That's my favorite game in the series, it's one of my favorite games of all time.
But I also understand that, like, for example, Resident Evil 1 remake, and Resident Evil 2,
those games are incredible, and because of the slow methodical pace, and because of the
resource management, and because of everything just being like every zombie is a pretty
big threat.
So I'm really excited for this game.
it looks stupid, this looks just gratuitous and stupid and I love that, so please give me the game.
Now, this looks like an extension of Resident Evil 4 remake and I loved that, I thought it was good.
I also really liked Resident Evil 2, the remake of that, that was great, but yeah, I played
Most of the games in the series by now, and honestly there's positives to all of them.
Where does Dino Crisis stand?
I streamed that not too long ago.
I think it was like last year even, and it's got some problems.
Frustrating game with so many cool ideas.
Vinnie Leon became a walking maro furnace.
Yeah.
Oh I haven't played Code Veronica, that's true.
I did play Resident Evil Zero, but I'd never finished it because something about it didn't
click for me back when I bought it.
But Code Veronica is not a game I played Resident Evil Revelations.
And I think number two as well maybe, but Revelations was a surprisingly good game.
the use blood to craft. Oh. Oh. The problem is if Grace isn't writing of gameplay options,
fully covered from Head to Toe in Blood by the end of the game, it's unbelievable.
camera perspectives. And these can be changed at any time during the game. Multiple
difficulties are also available. New players can enjoy casual mode and use aim assist to
take down zombies with more units. It's nice that there's an option if you choose. I'm
going to go classic. Anchor events will be needed to save the game when playing as
race. Yeah. This move is recommended for those who enjoy a 10th anniversary. I like
a 10th anniversary.
This funded half of the development of this game probably.
The rest of the showcase is just ads. Okay. I also I saw the figurines to, which I will not be getting, but
you know what Leon looks cool in all black. I love that brown jacket, but now he's got a similar jacket, but this time it's just like black leather.
It's their queue. Lee, I'm Kennedy, it's their queue.
A chat I've really, I'm excited for this game. I can't wait to stream it.
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Did you see the monster hair wilds checks for all DLC every frame, which is part of its awful performance?
I read something like that. I was going to just compliment Capcom for being on a terror and doing a lot of really great stuff lately.
And I will, by the way, Prague motto was fun.
Oni Muxio was awesome.
That's going to be my first game in the series that I actually buy.
But I'd like the demo a lot.
But yeah, that's insane.
It's only true when the next DLC cat in the lobby,
when next to the DLC cat in the lobby, allegedly.
This is too complicated for me.
So you know what?
I hope they fix it.
I'm sure that the chat I'm seeing a lot of conflicting information, but yeah that was only one of the issues.
I think Monster Hunter is still a series that I need to be really in the mood for.
And I played the last one like three or four times, so one day maybe.
But performance sucks, crash a little bit for me day one sucked, but then it got better.
Chat welcome back to Half Life in Secure.
If you haven't seen part one, this is just a better blue shift, honestly.
there you go. Okay so last time following the halfway formula my character was captured, right?
And I only have some of my weapons because I was captured.
So plan on checking out routine. That'll be yeah Halloween.
It goes quick, man. It's Halloween just keep coming.
Least favorite Half-Life chapter. I mean, you know the answer to that. It's Zen.
Oh God.
I'm playing this, you know, in the hopes that Bill announced half-life three, and
next couple months. This is the half-life three-summoning circle.
I got the Eagle. My favorite half-life pistol. This Eagle always looked very smooth
to me. And without it being silver, it just kind of has a different vibe with the
laser and everything it's just got a cool look um it's not a very
degly-looking degle. Might not degly enough for the degle club?
This was just walk.
You know, the chapter on a rail gets a little bit of shit and that's another chapter and
half life that I'm not 100% crazy about, but I kind of like it.
No, it's not that bad, it's just kind of cool to go through all these little corridors.
you're training and then see what's off to the side, kind of fun.
This gun also sounds good too, especially compared to the Half Life 1 pistol, the block,
which just has a really great sound.
Zena's ship had been black-mancy when sickle-mode and somehow made it worse.
You know what?
That's the new sentiment that I've been seeing. I don't know if it was, I don't know if I felt that way.
I felt like there was two goddamn much of it.
They wanted to make it its own standalone thing.
And I think as a result, they did too much.
There are some cool ideas, but yeah, just kept going and it wasn't like,
Like, it's nowhere near Zen, has never been anywhere near as engaging as Black Mesa.
But this is where I want to give bonus points to oppose enforce, because you do go there,
like you teleport there with that fucking weird displace or gun.
And you're only there for a little bit.
And it works because there's just a couple little things you have to kill some enemies,
you get some items and you just look at some weird shit and listen to some weird sounds
and then you're gone.
That to me is perfect.
I've never streamed vanilla half-life yet.
Yeah, what was that half-life mod I played
that was like half-life expanded?
What was that one?
What was it called half-life extended or something?
Ooh.
That was as close as I got.
I've also played half life original, the pun.
Wasn't that climbable, are they?
Okay.
This is the music, though.
This is my stab and knife, Chad.
Yeah.
Could you imagine stabbing a corpse with that much force that it explodes?
There was a knife that would make people explode.
It had a burst of compressed air.
That was shot through like a...
A pneumatic tube or something like that.
I remember seeing...
It was a dive knife.
Yeah, like if the shark was coming at you,
and it was like trying to jaws you,
you could insert the knife and press the button,
and it would just explode.
However, that's the thing about sharks.
They're not jaws.
That doesn't sound Geneva convention friendly.
Bro, haven't you heard all rules or all bets are off?
Rules or doesn't matter?
Mayors will be the fuck!
The genoa salami convention.
Oh, I don't think I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I can't do it.
I don't think I can do it.
I don't think I can do it.
Alright, I gotta do my auto saves a little bit more.
If the Geneva Convention is so good, why haven't I seen anyone livestream from it?
Bro, just tell me, is it legal?
Can I stab someone with the knife that makes them explode?
Oh!
Bro!
Where am I going?
No, I'm there.
there.
Oh no!
Oh, there's electricity on the floor!
Here!
Okay, I don't know what to do here.
Someone said they're adding loot boxes to the Geneva Convention.
Where's the panels?
You need a convention so great.
And the concerts.
Just get a bunch of shitty YouTube concerts about human rights.
Come on.
Oh, dog, we need like...
Crush 40.
Doing sonic songs.
You already have a panel where you play Ghostbusters schedule for the next Geneva
convention.
What about Ghostbusters 2?
The other way chat is there even a ghostbusters 2 NES game?
There is?
Okay, I'm just checking, all right.
The genova convention.
Now that is a great idea for a convention.
Hmm.
League of League, that's all I'm allowed to.
Play.
Yeah, it's just one big reunion, yeah, everybody gets together and they reunite over their
I love a Final Fantasy 7.
Chad, I really have no idea where to go.
picked up a blue key. I got...
oh my god a...
I got a flashlight
Looking for a door with a keycard.
That's it, but how?
Wanna get there?
This way?
It's gotta be this way.
this way. Is it that way?
Kind of feel like if Blackface was real, employees would get lost very easily.
Okay, now we're doing, we're doing good, I'm on the right track.
It's got a nut step on electrified flooring.
I think that's the part of Zen I enjoy is once in a while it leads over into
black mesa.
Painter yeah, I think there's another word for that
I've never been tempted to touch the third rail.
I've been tempted to pee on it, but there's a running Stimpy episode.
Don't wheeze on the electric fence!
I swear to God, I thought that the electricity would like crawl up through your
piss stream and kill you.
And so I was always afraid to do that.
It does?
Oh my god.
Mythbusters proved that wrong.
I don't think we should just have like a bunch of mythbusters going around.
But we need more than two myth-busters. We need a lot of myth-busters.
Go!
It's a problem with Snarks, they go for you afterwards.
Ow.
it is true my science teacher had a buddy do that in college and apparently it fried his
this pain your science teacher
yes
I wonder how that lesson went
I must have been a fun day at school
I mean you kinda have to cheat to do that.
like you have to like know-click into them and you just have to do that and maybe it'll crash
but yeah there's some video I watched over a bunch of like half-life quirks like engine
quirks and other oddities and I saw something about an invisible barnacle in one of
levels, that only spawns after 10 minutes. Like Mono posted this video because he and I both
enjoyed dumb half-life trivia. And apparently there's just a hidden barnacle.
Did you finish the Dragon Quest 7 demo? I haven't. I haven't even finished Final Fantasy Tactics yet.
I got back from MacFest, and my goal was to relax and get better, and my other goal was to just catch up on music stuff, and just do recording, and more fun on some stuff.
So, I haven't had a chance.
You scammed us out of monkey ball boobs yesterday.
Patients are young trap member.
So we picked up to break boxes even if nothing happens.
Speaking of barnacles, there they are.
A truly disgusting sound effect that I am totally and completely desensitized to.
I mean, there is some time stuff in these crates, I don't know if radios make that noise, why do you
meal prep every enemy you kill. To be honest, a lot of the reason I watch your streams
is for redvots news, so I'm excited to hear your working on new stuff. Thanks chat,
member, for mentioning that your check will be in the mail.
That's got a suck for people who only like redvots and they're here and they have to hear
me talk about like fucking clown penises.
There's got to be at least a couple people that are just here for that
Like oh, I like I like the music and the lyrics are kind of deep and interesting, so I've been told
And then they go here and it's like, well, the police suck, fuck, please
And then that illusion is instantly ruined
You have an album called Blood Bagel, don't you?
Okay, do you want me to confirm or deny that?
Someone said I'm exclusively here for clown penis talk, unfortunately, and their chat name
as little Debbie cakes in my butt.
Captain, remember I never would have known.
I got here because of your windows destruction video and I got sad when I thought the voice
It was all just a bit until you had Joel on stream.
It took that long.
I actually recently got a request for Windows 11 and they typed it in like,
What the play do? It was like...
John, please.
Who the window, he leveled.
You get virus all to your computer.
It was really... I didn't know if it was a bit.
I also had someone at Magfest when I was going up the up escalator.
They were going on the... I think it was...
Yeah, maybe, well, we're going to this.
We're on opposite escalators, and the dude looked me and goes JOL!
And I just gave him the finger.
I smiled, so he knew it wasn't threat.
But I knew I knew what he was doing.
This is fine.
This is a good laugh.
We had a good chuckle between the two of us, and then I fucking reported him to the authorities.
No, I... I'll never know who that chat member is. We saw each other like two ships passing in the night. Never again, shall I see that chat member?
It's going on. What's happening? Oh God, what's happening?
What was fun?
Holy fuck dude, what's happening?
We're going to try to do it today, but German wasn't feeling that great, so for those
We're looking for horse-bind streams. We are actively keeping an eye on games and days of stream.
Hopefully, hopefully soon.
I'm very, very nearly dead and have been for a while.
Oh my god.
I don't like alarms. No alarms, no surprises please.
You're going to watch Dunkin' Egg, the latest in a series whose author refused to finish.
Don't go, give me a minute, give me a minute.
Yeah, this game's pretty good, but it's no Brazilian drug dealer free.
I live in a favela and need to stroke my fuckin' meat or whatever the name of that game was.
Um, yeah, it's a song of ice and fire kind of side story. I don't know. I mean, it depends.
I'll probably watch it.
He said in an interview recently that he's still working on wins of winter and he wants to
He also said that the house of the dragon showrunner and his relationship are a bismal
Because he stopped taking notes from him
Sorry about Georgia or Martin
Oh, we shit.
There's no way he's finishing Game of Thrones.
No.
No.
Well, maybe whens of winter, but a dream of spring? Nope. No, no, no.
Now, House of Dragon is good. I don't really care if they stop taking notes.
I disagree with season two being, it was okay. I'm going to give it okay. It wasn't
Season 8 of Game of Thrones, or 7, but it certainly wasn't three or four.
It was just kind of messy, but you know, different strokes or different folks that
respect your opinions.
I watched it, I liked it enough that I'll probably watch the next season, but yeah,
I didn't think it was great.
Are you watching the fallout show?
Yeah, I've talked about the fallout show a couple times.
It sits a... it's good at times, yeah?
I like some of it, sure.
It's not a deep show, necessarily.
I kind of don't...
That's a clean-your-house show kind of thing, you don't know what I mean?
or like, take a shit, you don't need to be fully, fully engaged.
A shit show. No, I would know. No, if, again, we're all allowed to have different opinions on stuff.
I don't consider it to be shit. I kind of like some of it quite a bit, but some of it doesn't
scratch the itch and I'm sorry to go and have to bitch. But the fallout show is
pretty good when Goggins is on the screen as he should I got nothing else. I'm
just enjoying the chair company right now that's like I said that's the one I'm
watching. I want to watch the righteous gemstones. I want to watch more
goggins soon. He's such a compelling actor. I'll just watch your show for him.
I'm almost a curie off, so I work here.
This is the, when I mentioned TV shows, it's kind of like the color of the conversation
where someone's like, you gotta watch this show, you gotta watch it, right?
And then it's like, eight seasons.
There's so much to watch, there's so much, so I'm very picky.
And I've heard of a lot of the shows that Chad is recommending, and there's something
that I really do want to catch up on at some point, but it's hard to keep up.
I never even finished fucking Twin Peaks again.
I got further this time.
Did you see the Kojima skipped better call sol and went straight to the final season?
Oh, Kojima.
Oh, Kojima.
And he gets on any episodes one piece has, was it over a thousand or something?
Get into Simpson level.
If not more, in a shorter time.
One thousand.
No one knows.
Many have guessed, but not a single person knows how many episodes there are.
And season 1 just ended 1,000 episode. You know chat, it's really disappointing how so many shows have only 8 episodes and it takes 2 years to come back.
But one piece has remedied that with a 1,000 episode season.
It's also another thing I'm looking forward to that I just found out about today.
It's a McCarty documentary, but specifically 70s, McCarty, like wings, it's called Man on the Run.
I'm really excited for that.
I mean, I don't know how much more McCarty there is to learn about, but that was a
particularly fraught period in his life.
John was writing songs about him, saying that the only thing he ever did was yesterday.
Um, just like Bacani cooking sauce.
He releases RAM, which I considered to be a fucking generational album.
That inspired so much music.
And all the Beatles like Ringo, even Ringo, the nice one is like,
Paul's gone a bit funny.
That was his fucking quote.
And people were shitting on anything Paul did.
Meanwhile he was totally right about Alan Klein.
He was totally right. He chose a different, like, accountant.
And then they chose Alan Clyde in this lawyer at this account and fucking ripped them off because he was a fucking skimmer.
He was a scammer.
But also, you know, the Vietnam War and like, just the times that the 70s were and Paul was writing cute granny music.
Which probably didn't help his reputation and I feel like people just turned from him, but in a vacuum
and without that context, because that's really important, you know, like people not liking
some music at a certain time and then they re-evaluated like 30 years later.
point is Paul was making great albums in the 70's like awesome awesome albums
yeah there's Granny Shit I skipped songs but he got arrested for weed he
almost was stuck in a Japan prison for like months dude was just getting
robbed at gunpoint in Jamaica it's like crazy shit
Oh, Logos, it was Logos? Okay, okay. I forgot because he recorded band on the run and was it Logos? Sorry.
But no, it's just an interesting period. Like I know the Beatles stuff inside and out.
And there's going to be concert footage that hasn't been seen before of like a lot of the wing shows.
Again, Paul's not my favorite musician by any means, I just really like a lot of his stuff.
And I'm excited for that documentary.
I'm curious to see what concert footage they have.
It was doing stuff you would do in an open world RPG.
One way to put it.
Where are we going here?
We hit some kind of dead end.
I don't know what's over here, but let me check back here.
Luke and Tainer on top.
Luke and Tainer.
We'll vent on the crate.
We'll vent on the crate.
Luke and Tainer on top.
Oh!
I just missed that entirely.
I guess I didn't expect a shipping container
to have a fucking ventilation system.
Whoa!
Oh, the saw!
I, this weapon is so good.
I know some people shit on opposing course, it has, it has some flaws, I get that,
there's some level design stuff.
the weapons, the all the different weird weapons that the game added.
Problem is some of them you only use for about five minutes and then never again.
But man, there are some genuine, genuinely great feeling weapons in opposing force.
Fuck race x or fucking race x. It was never explained. No, there's actually the only Adrienne Shepherd
Thing is he would have been in that spin-off game the Raven home game, I think and they canceled that
And there was one more really tenuous kind of connection
That Adrienne Shepherd is even cat in
then. It was just, I forget what it was. I watched a video on it was really interesting,
but the keyboard and portal that I might have been in, and something's really small.
But I think Adrian Shepherd is another perfectly fine vehicle for a half-life character.
there. It's pretty much what he is. He's just kind of just bare. Also race acts,
which is for those that don't know that was a group of aliens that was introduced in
the expansion for half life. Some of them are all pretty cool to fight and some look
pretty cool. Some are at that interesting, but I thought it was a just a way to get some more
enemy variety. It would have been nice to have been come back in some capacity, but if you open
a fucking wormhole via a giant experiment and you basically light and beacon, I mean that's how the
the combine got to Earth and completely enslaved it.
So I think it makes perfect sense that other alien races could be out there that
also were like, um, Earth, yes.
Plurban time. Sorry let me do that like Vince. It's Plurban time.
Um two things I want to stream.
On a side note.
There's some quarantine game where you have to let in survivors past like a barrier, like
zombie infected type people, that seems like it will be fun stream.
I applied for a key for that if not I'll buy it.
The other one is one to one recreation of New York City Manhattan in Minecraft.
I don't know how to get that set up.
if anyone does, please get in touch.
But that's, they didn't do all of Manhattan, but they have most of lower Manhattan,
it's fully, fully modeled.
That is not a half-life college joke, or that's not a joke.
This is, nope, that was not a joke.
You go in the buildings, I don't know, I doubt it, I kind of don't think so, but I really
really want to play that and I want to see if I recognize any spots and I want to see
how detailed it is.
Can you go into every single apartment they modeled everything?
Yeah, now that's what's cool about it. You can actually, yeah, you can go to your
buddy, Jin's apartment in Trepeca, and you could just walk in and, like, you'll see all of
this stuff, they modeled all of their, like, personal belongings and shit.
I don't live in Manhattan, Trepema, so I'm...
I'm spared the embarrassment.
Go to the pizza place that'll Dicky cut the line.
You can't because that's a drainage village and they haven't finished that yet.
There's a five year long project and they've done like six neighborhoods, but I can go to the Staten Island ferry.
I can go to Battery Park, Trebekka.
I can go to Stone Street. There's a lot of really famous locations.
Ah, we come from France.
I love that reverb sound.
I have good memories of playing the opposing force multiplayer getting that song.
and just fucking ripping through people.
Okay, where are we now?
Speaking of where are we now?
Bowie ten years since Black Star and then a little over now, but
That was a crazy crazy day being live
Sunday stream and finding that out
One's the last time you listen to Black Star probably a couple years. I have a hard time listening to that one
I can go back to most of his albums but that one.
It's not just about him.
It that it bums me out.
It's a beautiful album.
It is just hard to listen to because it's also...
It makes me think of the end of life.
Like period, just like in general.
But it's great, I mean it is a great album, but yeah 10 years, 10 years.
I'm weird with Bowie's albums with his music, because I do go back to it, like every
couple years, I will pick like two or three albums of his and just, you know, consume
for like three weeks.
And then I'm like, okay, got it.
Um, okay, I'm lost again.
Press button again and get on pipe. Really?
Button and then pipe, all right.
Oh, I see.
The favorite bowie album is probably low, or station station.
Those two, those two are pretty astounding, I also, I love monkey dory, I love Ziggy
star dust, I love scary monsters, see that's the problem, it's hard to choose.
Labrante OST, it's quite janty, I didn't grow up with Labrante, but it's fun, it's fun, it's just a fun album.
Do I like the Techno 9-inch nails, Araboi?
I think outside is a bit of a mess because it's like so experimental,
But there's like eight songs on that album that are like top tier material from him.
I love that album. And Earthling is great too.
I like the later stuff too, I even like some stuff on reality.
Reality. Morse the album cover of all time, but some really great songs.
Speaking of battery park, I mean he name drops it in that album.
It was also just after 9-11 and he was in New Yorker, so that definitely made its way
into the music.
The Alma Cron music, I don't know if I know it.
I'm gonna do a meal prep there. That was a good.
Good way to describe that.
Oh, really? I'm stuck down here now.
Ship.
Why do you think they got lazy and didn't cut into the rock here?
Aside from the fact that it looks cool, please look at the album art for toy.
Oh, I know, I know that up Mark, yeah. It's rancid.
I mean, I'll I'll just show you right now.
See for in that pile in front of the door. Okay.
Yep.
How can someone have such good album covers and such shit album covers?
Yep.
I regret that that was when I started buying classic rock albums that was the newest
Bowie album that was out and I would see that and it actually put me off to David Bowie
I was like I don't want I don't want this.
little while at least, at the end of the year's later, a couple of years later, I was like,
oh no, it's amazing actually. But... Reality is a great album, I do this, yeah.
See, these are much more comfy offices.
I still think Black Mesa would be a really cold, I don't know, just unfriendly place
to work as cool as an environment as it is.
The office complex looks like the rug smell like feet and like mold.
This looks a little bit better.
It feels like a bunker rather than an office.
Well, again, the environment is just so, oh, I don't brutal this the times, but then there's really cool spots too that look awesome. I just don't know about working there.
A few streams ago, you said you like to work in black mace and I can't stop thinking about it. Sorry, chat, my mind was sick when I said that I think.
I was hilarious, I was in a fugue state.
No, I guess there is a part of me that would like to see what it would be like for reals.
But like, would anyone here want to work at Shadow Moses Island? There's a bunch of offices there.
But you have to live on the island
Maybe for a day
Yeah, I don't know like
I think it's just me being nostalgic for a game I love as opposed to this seems like a fun and nice working environment
They don't even have a scooter system
Imagine being a cooking big boss's oil rig in the middle of the ocean.
Not yet, maybe not.
Well, if they pay six figures I might consider, well that's yeah, pretty much that's
the answer for most things.
There are people that work in oil rigs.
We were talking about that during that oil rig game and probably for less pay than
that by quite a large degree.
Oh yeah, there you get people to do shit like that.
Oh, this is the red key now I can save that morning.
If you work in a massive facility like this, you may be able to spread a scooter around,
so that's cool.
Yeah, that was the thing, is like, I don't see any scooters.
Remember when I would have visited Google they had scooters
But this is a secret research base in the middle of the desert so
You alright, party?
It's like, let's...
How do you have two separate voices?
I don't know, I feel like there might be some kind of thing loose in this space.
Then you have like 10 separate voices. That is true!
Now you are right, you have make good points!
Wait, wait, that party maybe come here.
I'm still doing the ammo voice.
Um...
I'm slowly regaining control of my voice.
My life not so much.
My voice, yes.
After being sick for a while.
I know what money I've been to!
You think he's watching me do this?
I'm gonna stop here!
No, no, no, I'm gonna watch the watch!
No, no, no, watch!
No, no, no!
40 year old man, how old do you think I'm most voice actors?
I'll try and remember?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's bad.
We were able to contact a number of other remaining scientists, so with any locks some of them
they make it here as well.
We would've chosen the Lambda reactor for an escape, but the crew there has been on finding
the creatures.
We'll all their hopes set on someone named Freeman left those fools try and buy the battle they
can't win.
I just want to get out of here.
Yeah, there he is.
Did he give any new voices you've been more shopping you would like us to break for you?
Yeah.
Alright, I got a voice, here he is. This is mine.
...I...I...I...I you do it. I you do it.
He sounds concentrated.
Um...that's the paper.
The noise has potential, I deserve that, don't I?
This actually sounds like something from 90s Bowie.
A little bit.
Thanks for me.
I want a compilation of every time you flip the grenade toss, someone will get on that.
It's a lot as the answer.
I especially suck at half like one grenade.
There's a weird physics.
They got a weird physics, and I have an English degree.
That wasn't so bad.
What do you thought's in the film Flubber?
Oh man, Flubber.
I don't remember it.
I watched it.
Academy of award winning Flubber.
It was so perfectly of its time, it really was.
It was the era of Nickelodeon Gak.
It's just funny how things like Gak and Slime make comebacks every couple years, you know?
What is Gak?
Chat number.
Chat member must not remember.
Oh God, a card.
Or chat member is too young to remember GAC.
That's what we kids wanted in the 90s. We wanted nothing more than GAC!
Fuck, we stuck here, no, oh my god.
Oh, shit, they're farming!
It was a poor night to do that. I need to do that.
Well, I wasted some grenades, but I got some back, so I don't feel too bad.
Zod asked you a question.
Oh, fuck!
No way!
What is that question?
My dearest wife wants to know if you had flome.
I had flubber, no, I didn't, um, I don't, I had gack, I had playdo.
I don't believe I had flome.
All of the cool kids had blown.
It was like styrofoam gel, was it?
So much as it sounds cancerous.
Good, that guy has definitely the reason why I was sick for three weeks.
It just took like 35 years.
I did anyone grow up with them, oh man, there was another good one.
It was again like the slime craze came back and everybody was like doing sensory
slime shit.
Do you want to have a spesta slime?
That was really cool.
I haven't seen that in a while.
I remember I bought it once at some weird flea market.
I played with that shit.
It smelled so good, but hours and hours and hours and yeah, I think they discontinued that.
Radium one. Oh, I love I loved playing with uranium as a child
He's talking about the growth from playing with flome
Oh, we got it.
We got a black nice, a greatest hits on our hands with this one.
Yeah, when I was a kid, the jokes aside, the beach on Stad Island was to be kept away
from.
One was too avoid it all costs.
There were, you know, rumors of needles, there were talks of jarbles.
And the water wasn't great either.
It's definitely been a lot better. People go swimming now, and the beaches have been fixed up,
because they probably realized that the reputation wasn't great.
I mean, in the 20s and 30s and maybe 40s,
Stat Island was literally a place people would vacation to.
They were like, boardwalks and, you know, there were,
there was just a beach town, basically.
And I remember I saw pictures from those days,
and it was very, very different.
And there were tons of people.
And they're weird, and they're weird, Victorian-esque swim suits, so modest, and so demure.
I'm glad that word stops.
That needed to stop.
Oh my god.
6 HP.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm getting in hell.
One HP.
I need HP really bad right now.
Back to Victorian swimming attire, their bust was fully covered.
I don't know how people didn't drown because the boostier was so heavy.
I'm pretty sure it was made of coat hangers and like steel
But anyway
So yeah, that was what Staten Island was now though the Hudson River
It's a little, I think it's a little better. I remember watching something about
the Hudson River in hell. They put like oysters in it to help filter some of the rot.
Clams, yeah. And then they ship those off to a local seafood restaurant.
So yeah, I used to just drink gallons of Hudson water, which probably explains me.
No, I don't think I genuinely don't think I ever went swimming on the beach because it was
just like you don't do that.
going up, it was like, do not, do not do that.
What are you doing?
You're crazy.
You're.
But then, you know, it's interesting too, because like, I would go swimming, like, in, you know,
an hour, an hour and 20 minutes away in New Jersey.
And I used to think like what's so what's so different up the water here. It's not that far
I guess it's far enough
I'd ever go to Long Island as a kid or Cape Cod. No
Those were not spots. It was the Jersey shore. It was all Jersey shore
Fuckin' a little thing suck.
You fish, I used to, I fished an end crab, speaking of.
Yeah.
This is insane lore with the fuck.
It's just part living a human life for war.
Man, what is the internet is ruined us?
I think a lot of people want fishing.
Also, this is a rerun.
All of this information has been spoken of, but no one really cares.
And I'm fine with that.
This is just meant to be dead airfilling just for fun conversations.
So, if someone's like, oh my god, did you hear the lore to their friends?
in some weird server on the internet, and they just say,
you went fishing!
It's like me, about people, I'm the most z of z list micro celebrities.
I didn't know you went fishing.
Well, you know, I don't know that you went fishing.
Did you?
Who are you?
I'm messing around.
It's such a, you know, it's funny that what's making me laugh about this is fishing is the most standard thing.
One can do.
Like we've been doing this since our ancestors learned how to kill.
I learned how to grow gills.
Is it in? I feel like it is. So the fact that anyone was surprised that I went fishing,
I don't know if it's just funny to me. You have a favorite type of bait for fishing
I think it says a chat member.
You set me up for rage bait being the answer, didn't you?
Oh, there we go. There we go. Okay, okay.
The master bait. Yeah, you get that in Zelda, I think. It's in a...
A Korean time, you can get that.
Yes, stand there and let the head grab.
SHOOL YOUR FACE!
That damn it.
But yeah, I fished.
So let's just look back where I did a little bit of fishing, not much.
It was fine, you'd just stand there for a while and you fish and then sometimes you catch something.
Sometimes you don't.
I think it teaches you a lot about life.
That's an infinite grenade.
Yeah, it is a good thing to respond, because that's a little bit of a janky moment.
That was the dumbest place I could have placed that.
No, no, that's fine.
What did you learn about life from fishing?
Sometimes you catch a fish and sometimes you catch a condom.
The point is, keep trying.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
That noise.
That was fire.
And it's not like fire.
It's a strange, strange cappamoo.
Not bad, just strange.
No, no, that's damn it.
That's a strange chat member. Sometimes I like to stick my penis in the ground and pretend it's a carrot. It says indoor sit-up in chat
Yeah, that's a strange chat member
Chat member. I double dog dare you to say that on a job interview
You know what? I respect respect that. I really do. I respect your head. Whatever. You got the job.
the job is charactery
farm no they make they make those in factories I thought
The entrance to Black Mesa.
Maybe?
Just clean up.
I'm gonna body rope with me.
East, personal, entrance.
Looks like a security check point.
I'm just trying to, for fun, piece together,
the function of all these places.
This is a really good mod for that.
Like a lot of the environments, just like half like one,
and its expansions.
Oh god, just sort of make sense.
A lot in there, okay.
In there, okay.
Don't you have a blue key card?
Yeah, I'm sorry, blue key card.
Yes, please wait a moment, please thank you.
Oh yes, okay.
There you go.
Lost soon.
Half life, like mods, can be somewhat underwhelming at times with their boss battles.
on many occasions it's just a helicopter or gargantuan or helicopter and guard.
How is insecure different from blue shift?
Ah, just self esteem.
These are the labs from the experiments.
This is where they do them experiments, this looks like some heavy experiments on
this way you could tell by the purple lighting.
thing loud.
How does this keep happening?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah. No, not again.
These are all guys with PhDs and our professionals, right? Yeah. The barnies not so much.
To be a barny, all you have to do is answer that you want your penis to be a carrot in the ground and you get the job.
It's not a very extensive review process.
This comedy. Those are comedy boots.
That's so silly.
So I'm just gonna wire you so horny lately.
Yeah, me talking about some chat members penis being a carrot.
The whole boy.
There we go.
What about penis items from yesterday?
Okay, it's funny, right?
Because there were penis items and people could easily draw penises in animal
crossing. It wasn't just that it was funny, it was a cautionary tale in that if you
let people into your island, they could have penis items with them. I don't know how
that was such a difficult to understand concept.
Listen, I've been banned for less, okay?
The slime, there was a cat, a pickle, sorry pickle, pickle, pickle.
Sorry, this is really a check.
Which is my first mistake.
Where were the military fellows?
And I just shot.
The hell? The door you just opened, really?
Huh.
But they were in a like a, oh, oh, here. There they were. I thought it was a different hallway entirely.
I don't know what happened. I just lost track of where it was for a minute.
This is one of Half-Life's best weapons. I love this gun.
So fucking good.
You can shoot through boxes, you can.
I'm pretty sure that weapon can kill enemies through most things.
I do like shooting an explosive at the enemies in Half-Life and watching a comedy meet
phone disperse into the air. I will admit it was a very fun thing for me.
I think my game ends quote about, um, realism and video games, so, uh, well, I go and do
the groceries, and that's not fun, so why would I want something to be real in a game?
power phrasing.
Writing or writing a grocery list, well, going to the store is real life.
Seth Rogan, boys.
Hmm, was it?
Is it way Gabe Newell is just Seth Rogan?
We want grocery simulator 2026 is like 12 on the steam charts, yeah, you're not, you're not wrong.
There is absolutely a market for real-life simulator games, how we're watching, yeah, I mean it's weird because we'll pay to do a job virtually.
There it is.
Powerwashing IRL is fun too.
I have done some powerwashing in real life, and it's, I like it more than fake powerwashing.
Fake powerwashing for some reason does not work for me at all.
I really just can't do it.
It gives me more stress than it takes it away.
But, um, real powerwashing is only satisfying if it works, and sometimes it doesn't.
Sometimes the rat is too deep.
Sometimes the rat goes down to the core.
But high-press.
Deep within us.
Taking hold upon our every waking moment.
Now at every floor.
For without the wrath, will we truly?
You may soon even enjoy, O'Rah.
Though it may repelt others, you can wallow it.
For who are you without your wrath?
Oh, what is he my new invention, Douglas?
It's an ice cream cone.
Wow, Mr. Dink. I think ice cream cones have been around since at least the 80s.
A glitch. This has a little bowl that catches all of the drip.
That's actually kind of genius, Mr. Dink.
Great day for voice fans.
But you know what, being sick, I couldn't, and I think this is me just catching up for like two weeks of not doing voices, or minimal voices, I don't know.
Why do you stand still when getting shot at?
chat member if I were to show how good I really was in half life it wouldn't be fun
it would be no element to danger
deer like reflexes okay
don't you two right now I feel better
shit, that was fast.
I will say ammo is extremely abundant in this mod.
I'm not complaining necessarily, but it's just, yeah, you just get tons of it.
at no point in my worry about running out of ammo.
Why does nothing and dying always sound the same?
Huh.
Yeah, that's interesting, isn't it?
Even the faces.
It's like creating and destroying life.
It lists it similar sensations, but on the opposite side.
The French call it little death.
French.
I'm glad we can have these talks here at Vinesauce.
Yeah.
I know everyone's just dying to talk politics, but I'm not gonna let that happen.
So you get whatever this isn't, instead.
They got us all, like, politics-brained when
the natural human instinct is to laugh, dance, and be joyful, and, you know, sing, and, uh,
talk about, nothing, or something.
But you know, jokes aside, I really think you can get that pretty much anywhere else, so.
And I really like Vinnie.
I think he's got a cool, I think he's got a cool stream.
I just wish he would talk about politics.
That's the one thing
That's just the one thing that I criticize him for
No, my old joke used to be man, I like Vinnie I like his voice. I like the way he streams
I like his jokes. I just don't like any game he ever chooses to stream
No one likes your jokes, Ben.
Tell me a joke right now, chat, remember.
Go ahead, I got your messages, I'll tell me a joke.
Chat, I want a laugh.
Okay. Let the chat member tell me a joke.
That was the joke, Vin. I love you.
Goddamn it. Now I feel terrible.
Jokes are supposed to make you feel good.
One is the heel turn season of Vinesawk.
I don't think I have it in me to be that mean all the time.
Just a little here and there.
Negligent? Sure. Mean? No.
I can't get in there.
Say something mean to me right now.
Oh, okay.
All right there.
Just calm down.
Chill out.
You threaten, you literally threatened to drop kick chat members.
Drop kick is a funny word though.
It's like in a chair company where he hits that guy's dent.
So you hit them, you hit them in the dent.
You could have killed them.
These boxes are really peculiar.
They don't be destroyed.
I think I have to go up there. Seems like I can save that.
Wait, we're not getting up that way. Oh man, that was a lot.
Help, I lost there.
Shit.
Drag the boxes. No.
Maybe, maybe shoot the plank.
No, no, you can't drag the box as I tried earlier.
Maybe these boxes.
Oh, these ones, yeah. Okay, I don't even see these guys.
guys alright
did you play RTCW since you played a lot of half-life and quick what's
RTCW feel like return to Castle Wolfenstein was at the moment the
multiplayer mode that was good. Yep, yeah, I played that. Not a lot. I was also playing
Unreal Tournament quite a bit and there's some mods for that that I like. There's like a
a fake Counter Strike mod for Unreal Tournament something something that I like.
Thank you.
But yeah, I did play some return to Castle Wolfen, so I wasn't there, free one.
I don't know if that was the free, free one.
That was the free one, yes, then I played that and enjoyed it.
Holy shit.
Making this 25-year-old engine bleed.
No, that's pretty standard stuff for half life to be fair.
There's no way I can miss this grenade.
Now there's C4's gonna go there, probably.
Um, I'm curious.
They wouldn't know how much Blipbo plus I have left, because I want to time everything.
I thought I might be able to finish both of these tonight, but I don't know if that's gonna happen.
I'd like to finish at least one of these.
You have like two hours more of this mod.
Also, we're not finishing.
Hmm.
There's like six chapters left of the hookup.
Hmm.
I don't think we're going to finish either of these.
There really isn't that much left of Blipo.
I could try to finish blip-o and then do this some, you know, more and another stream.
I remember reading this was like a six-hour long mod.
If you didn't spend the extra time cutting up corpses, it's fast.
Let me have this.
It's certainly a stylistic choice.
You get a lot of time with the D-Gle in this game.
they give you lots of ammo for it. You really get a chance to enjoy it. Shoot. Shoot. Well.
Oh God. Oh God.
What is the gonad in here? I heard the gonad.
Check, is that where they call it the go-nerk?
Do you think that's how they came up with the name?
Yes, actually.
Oh.
Looks like a...
Heropestacles.
I think we should call it the go-no.
You gotta Gabe.
From that moment forward, Gabe became a millionaire.
That's my, yeah. That's my game impression. It's a little different from Seth
Rogan, but you go to get, you go to get in there with an, ah, burst. That's like my
Tom Cruise impression where you need like a code, like a sentence or like a word or something
get you into the impressions and once you, once you have that, it helps you do the
impression. So I'll give you an example. So Gabe is, ah, I'm at the McConaughey
is that, or alright, and Tom Cruise is, I'm Tom Cruise. And then from there,
Everybody knows that you're doing a Tom Cruise impression, so it's easy.
What about Ryan Reynolds?
Hey.
Yeah, it's them, the word hey.
Hey.
Like, he's your buddy, he sees talking to you through the radio or the TV, he's your pal.
He knows you need his midmobile.
And he's gonna be the most friendly guy.
And he's gonna tell you that you need it.
Hey, I'm out here.
How do you reckon?
There's something in my mouth.
It's really good.
I'm gonna die now.
And then he dies, and then you use your leg. Yeah, you know what guys. I think he sold me on it. I think I wanted
You have a mid-mobile member
Does anyone remember where they're all a close here a close here? No
No.
Let's use it.
It's...right.
No? Yes.
Uh...
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Ah!
What the heck?
Fuckin' fake.
An eventually works.
If you run towards the enemies it'll make your bullets shoot faster. It's true. That is an ancient technique.
Faster bullets do more damage too.
How much juice can one living thing create produce, you know?
All right, this is seems like a good spot.
to say, and now we may blip, all right, yeah, I don't think there's any way to get
lost from here because I don't think I can go backwards. So this seems like a good spot.
Alright, thanks for watching. This is great chat. Just good half-life and really fun.
I'm having a great time. We'll take a momentary break and I'll be back with Blip O+, and hopefully
I can finish it. We'll try.
I'm sorry.
Could you be my life?
I'm sorry.
I'm crying out for me.
Oh, shit, welcome back.
That's the breeder's, even the sound is safari, breeder's safari, what did the
bots say that everyone lost their goddamn mind for a minute?
But job equals anal.
Okay, very nice.
All right, yeah, no, tonight is a truly wretched night here on the stream, really, very much so.
So welcome, welcome back. I'm going to play Blipo. There's a chat. There's a streamer or a
youtuber. I'm not sure if they stream that played the new flesh recently and it got a lot of views.
And our monthly listeners for the red box went up by like 25,000.
They have a smithy. Yeah. I don't know. I mean there's just so many
There's so many YouTubers that are like massive, I'm like man, and they have like eight
million subscribers or something like that. And there's just so many to keep up with,
I just didn't know who they were, but yeah, I mean, that was a huge help. That was like a massive
boost for the band. So it's much appreciated. More people to fight to get tickets for shows.
Well, we just have to do bigger shows then, which is fine, and be done for that.
I think I actually do enjoy playing slightly bigger venues.
It's nice the smaller ones were fun.
We did four shows this year, or 2025, and one was MacFest,
which talk about like being thrown right into a crazy situation, playing to like 1,500 people
on a giant as stage. That was, yeah, that was crazy. But we managed, then we went down to 150
person venue, a couple months later, and that was, this stage was too goddamn small to be honest.
honest. Um, different vibe. And then white eagle hall was meant to fit 800 people.
And that was probably the perfect. I would anytime we do a show, if I could do a
gig like that, I would like that was great. It's like really, really cool. So. But
yeah, no, it's pretty amazing. I don't, I still don't know how this ended up happening.
Um, and I'm glad so anyway, sorry. I'm not trying to gloat or anything. I'm just surprised. This is my life and I'm happy about it. But um, but yeah, I'm glad that the person streamed my my music. It's really cool.
And also, the game itself is just awesome, and I'm hoping it brings more attention to Queen's Domain.
And to freshly baked games in general, they deserve it.
Good thing your music isn't DMCA, huh?
Well, we've had this chat a bunch, but yeah, I really don't want it to be.
Unfortunately, it's the frequency of planet blip, only on blip all plus.
Unfortunately, the default is that a company will enter your stuff into content claim
because they're protecting artists.
But to me that stunts the growth of said artists.
So yeah, I recently had to file for several more removals of removals.
And I just keep, it seems like every couple of months I have to do that.
It sucks.
It really does.
But I keep trying to get out of all the music out of a system so people could just
stream it if they want to.
Anyway, let's go.
Welcome back to Blip Oles.
Hey, I'm, what can I get you for?
You gotta be patient with me, huh?
It's been nonstop around here.
Everyone's coming in and wanting the zero special.
One hot shingle with a shimmy in a shake,
Guzzle didn't zig-zag it up.
Yeah.
It doesn't sound so great to me either.
But it's the first thing she ate when she landed.
or appear her whatever.
And now everybody on Blick once a taste.
We are gal.
Came in real late, barely said a word to me,
and once she did say it was a wacky.
What tell you what?
She ain't like she'd never seen food before.
Made money proud.
So that counts for something.
Lani, one more zero special.
Wow.
This is true entertainment.
And it isn't long for Alphonse returns.
Certainly acting.
But he's slightly incredulous expression.
As the alien craft sets off, an army proposes to see Ralphonse, who were they, what did they want?
Alphonse replies, they needed directions.
But it wasn't bliped, they sort, but a different, better planet, somewhere out there in the realms beyond.
Yeah.
I'm chatting. Have we seen this? This is new, right? I'm just making sure. We haven't
seen this last time. Okay cool. Yeah, we're on a new, yeah. We're in new programming territory now.
Now it's carbon. This is just a routine x-ray. After procedure like yours, we like to
take a walk to make sure nobody's left a scalpel behind or anything. I see. It was really
I think the worry about.
I wonder if the clone is going to get with the clone.
That's what this drama is all about.
That's everything.
Look, okay, doctor.
What is it?
Shooting bullets?
Not enough?
Hmm.
Uh, interesting.
Doctor, doctor, for God's sake, say something.
What's wrong with me?
Welcome, companions to quiz us.
Oh, how are you?
I'm sure.
And shaz!
You've bested blood sucking zing bats,
solve the major's riddle, and survive just barely.
The insurmountable chasm.
But now you've reached the bog of unknowing.
Ballon creatures come through the piston.
You cannot see the path in front of you.
What would you like to do?
I'm going to send my owl familiar, not Turner.
It's a survey that's seen from above.
Too bad.
Your owl familiar gets immediately confused and lost
in the thick bits.
And this guy can't catch a break.
What does it say?
You pull up the map.
It says the path will be made clear.
Not to your chose.
But to your ears.
Quizzard, we will travel in the direction
of the call of the four-lorn creatures.
The creature's calls guide you safely through the bog.
At this rate, you two will soon reach that quizzance keys.
It's Neonilifto here with another fantastic elastic.
This is patch.
Did anyone order up some hot gossola shimmy in his shake?
Because Michael Zero and Cloned Boss star,
Seenie Simmons, were spotted cut-noodling
and broke with a Debbie's Diner.
Are the actors in the intergalactic travel, aren't they, Adam?
Some of the agents said the pair are just friends, but onlookers reported
some serious PDI was an off-ing.
Mike, I don't know how they do it up there in the space bend, but down here,
we kiss and tell.
And then I tell everyone else.
Big drama.
Reports that Michael Zero's face spontaneously appeared in a piece of
It's like people seeing me in fire.
The bread is tested before the image
can be captured on camera.
That's the rubber report.
Boeing boy.
Look at us.
Good, I can't watch this show.
Time to meet the morning.
Pharmaceuticals is too erotic,
cousin Barbara has a wonderful gift too.
Oh shit.
This is like a proper pattern to this.
Of course, we can trace the behave family line back to
to pencil artists, the alchemist.
Didn't he poison himself?
Well, and mortality licks his are a tourist at tricky.
He almost nailed it.
Well, you've certainly nailed him.
He's Robert Smith.
Look at your sin.
You look fantastic.
What's your sin?
That's normal.
That's normal.
That person.
How do you like my lipstick, by the way?
He's just chilling.
This is a vote of tribute.
You know how long this took?
About two minutes?
Well, Hermes.
Thanks for making small talk.
Wait, Hermes?
Have a seat. What can we get you?
Sonic's screwdriver, extra smoky.
Come and write up.
Hey, that's a...
A doctor who's a...
You're a triple suck?
A triple suck, actually.
Oh, what kind of spirits?
Scrake-walb-jinn, then could run,
but you know what makes it really special.
A dash of uranium bitters.
Do you even know where uranium bidders come from?
You ready, it takes a 200 felldons of uranium
uranium to make a single quink of bidders.
That's an entire ecosystem, slash for your dash.
That's what makes it special.
I'm going to run a mixology bar.
Delete the bidders.
Ryan with accused.
Or I will smash this chaotic brandy right now.
Not this again.
There is no planet Z.
Hey, that's a king. Is it a king? Is it a king? Is it a reference?
I'm joined today by the person calling herself Mike Zero. The first would be to travel
into this space pen and return home safely. Michael, welcome. We never left. Tell us.
Oh. How is it that you found yourself entering a tender? No, it's wise. The channel
opened the walls fell.
Pardon?
Hands shook.
She went with in and we came outside the out.
Only a gifted slower for you.
Do you mean to say that you don't know what's happened?
And exited the Bender simultaneously.
Inside the time.
And what's the union counter there?
The rain flipped, inverted out from him.
Now we're all tuned into it.
And what is it?
Can't tell what some thinks it said.
She's a quick, but she's a quick, the rain, the ants, the bugs, the bits.
The bits?
The snow, the bits.
I will keep pretending I understand what's happening.
My call, thank you very much for joining us.
Welcome to Snacks Come Alive, where together we bring every day.
This is too light!
Making a dish that should be familiar to all blipings, particle mash.
We should.
There's a dusting.
I will already bet.
I will write your grandma by you to make the game by setting a mode of plain particle
mash and black cocoon a bear.
Make sure the mode does not fully set.
You're going to walk this mash properly and mushing.
And the mode upside down and give it a good tickle.
And another jiggle.
Keep jiggling.
Nobody said this won't be easy.
Plop.
Use pensions to dig a cocoon.
Take a look at the little bit and arrange them up in the muffin now. It looks like fish eggs
or the dust speak it with a hotly dusting of static sugar. Continue season until you're
liking with bramble dust, moon, currents and even more static sugar.
This is just my luck.
The key is a frog eggs.
The high rises, the boulevard's, it's the nicest slice of tinkle town where you'll
find all the right people.
But right across the street there's another place
and it's also filled with all the right people.
Let's take a look at Debbie's diner, a slice of home
in the heart of the city.
They love the tall stacks.
They love the dream cake and they very much love the very good, very pie.
But most of all, they love Debbie, who's been behind the counter here, as long as there's been a counter to stand behind.
I was the first witness here.
Starting when I was just a kid and gosh, I was probably terrible at it.
But now this place is home.
I've got regulars who come in two, three times a day.
I know what they want and I get into them before they even sit down.
And yeah, sure.
I know I'm a big boy.
I'm a big person.
But I'll never tell you, Harry.
I predict you will be spellbound by my guest.
the psychopath, Warlock, and all around Dekin of Darkness,
Hermes behave.
To come.
Oh, right. Yeah.
I was just in that of physics running family.
Yes, my mother was a medium. My father was in pharmaceuticals.
And my cousin Barbara has a wonderful gift too.
Barbara Lightworker.
The psychic Barbara.
Yes. Of course, we can trace the behave family line back to Pinsalottis.
Oh, right. Okay, we did this.
I
Yeah, these take a while so I have I don't think we're gonna be able to finish this game tonight
We'll see I mean maybe I started early enough
This is a game you click things it's sold on steam
Booger in, watching their favorite show, brain drain with Professor Nettelston,
Booger, it's the professor.
It's both help to trust other people to tell them that they exist.
We are not dead, we are dead.
We are not alive either, either either, either,
either, what kind of what is this?
Many, the professor could connect the brains to Blender.
That way it might be someone who'll blink at the talk during the like times between your visit.
Oh, hi!
Get the sneaker!
For me, Dean!
Well, that's about time you called.
Oh, decided to share your face to Jeff.
Oh, hell, the news dead!
Blinkermiss the space between the channels.
Yeah.
Thank you, you, you!
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you think they coordinated this whole dance?
Looks like they probably spent some time working it out.
Probably weeks.
Probably weeks.
Jonathan music, please.
What the fuck is bro watching?
You wish you could do this. I do. I'm not as flexible as this. I'm not as limber.
Eerie digital bubbling.
that's entertainment
I'm entertained.
But yeah, I think it's the combination.
you hear about the person who managed to crack Coca-Cola's secret recipe?
From what I understand, the recipe wasn't exactly 100% secret, but yeah, I think it's
combination and exactly how to make it. It is secret just not patented. Well, they did it.
Now they need a distribution deal with every learning world. Water, sugar, brown. Yeah.
All the best things.
It's zero fever on party music nonstop, here is zero maniacs by the Zendrones.
What if aliens were just humanoid like this?
What if those people were right about their being like Paul Nordic aliens?
Star Trek type shit.
Yeah.
Why are you showing you the vagina forehead from an previous stream?
So Star Trek already figured all that out.
What if the Grailians are just like little robots, biological robots?
But like, people that made them are just humans?
You from your psychic strength, the Freaky Freaks.
No but no bow with maximum power as authorized by the Planetary Television Commission.
Blibbo Plus is broadcast from television mountain outside.
Missing one of his giant stars stream.
Frequency of 66 to 72 mechers with an effective visual irradiated power of 45,201z
and an effective oral irradiated consciousness power of 21,322z
I just shall experiment till translators sort of.
That channel doesn't have it.
Well, do you need to finish that channel to get the thing?
No.
Chau, I've never said missing one vine-sustream is so wild,
because he'll drop the giant of forehead
like it's the most natural thing in the world.
You speak of it.
You kind of just get to keep such a pie.
Rest of us.
We can film this any later.
Huge news folks.
You know Lisa do well.
Lisa runs the whole operation behind the scenes.
Amazing woman.
Oh absolutely.
We love you Lisa.
Anyway, she's real concerned about this whole bin in space.
And I guess you can't blame her.
Absolutely.
It's serious stuff.
So Lisa made an announcement today.
And she wants us to air it for the folks at home.
Hit it, Newton.
As planetary television executive,
it's my responsibility to protect
Blippy and subspace from disruptive programming.
I feel it is time for us to consider the bend as a source of signal intrusions and dangerous
interference.
It's a one-way channel.
But for how long, after speaking with the individual known as Michael Zero, I'm afraid
I cannot leave that question to chance.
This alien planet is clearly dangerous.
We must dismantle the space fender and cut off access to the bend immediately before
we're all scrambled.
Lisa, out.
Inside, through outs, be twixed.
The face of time is on my nose.
Flit.
Huh?
Birdier being so weird.
Don't I sound like Mike's hero?
Oh!
Mike's hero has become a celebrity.
Something else?
She makes me feel funny.
I love her.
I don't understand her.
But I love her.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Me.
Yeah, I don't get what she's saying, but at the same time, I do.
I feel like I get what she's saying underneath.
I feel scrambled sometimes, too.
Same. I don't understand what I'm saying at the time.
Neither do I.
I hope my zero nose, she's not alone.
Yeah, Mike, you can come visit us on board on any time.
We're your snacks.
Oh, shit.
Come back and count for us.
Oh, no.
Dang, sure has been a while since I saved my mom.
My girl, Jane.
Or even my nice old horse.
He missed some.
Sure, Jane.
Sure, Jane!
She's been in a ball camp.
You want to know what I miss?
I miss, what's that?
A hot piece of jail bread.
Now I'm on real jail bread.
Now the sink bread that we have here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Well, they're acting better than I could have,
at least.
She loves jail bread.
He's a taker to my high dime and get her a slice
and we go dancing.
They're so loud, aren't I?
We'd laugh them down.
How could that, like, we was floating in space.
He was planning to say now.
Oh, greeting Stankers, welcome to the Telsin Lab, where I, Professor Ned Telsin, activate
latent consciousness as part of the solution that sees Neural Matter in order to shoot
the blip with all the world.
I want to talk to great.
Good things.
I was told I wouldn't have to share top billing with anyone else.
to plan there, everyone.
Shut up, I want to end my
green.
Tinkle town's finest.
I can't imagine they need an
introduction for someone.
His famous as more.
Well, you've been gone a while,
they.
But my work is eternal.
Oh, sure.
Absolutely timeless.
I especially like that one where
you got lobotomized by frog.
What was that?
Dr. Ponskum.
The malevolent.
Dr. Ponskum.
Oh, oh, what about the one
where the radioactive space
where it takes you as his wife?
The bride of thunder.
That one.
The curse of the bride of Vander.
A warm girl.
That's it.
I did do see it, you know.
You were watching Ways going on.
We in subspeak man.
Welcome to Channel 13 movie, Many Acts.
Deep beneath the city of Necropolis.
Necropolis.
Necrono is summoned to fulfill an ancient curse.
Scarlet Turner stars.
As Nova Nautorno in fighting trillions revenge of the blood beasts.
Here come the fighting trillions.
There's a trillions of them.
When Nova joins the trillions,
it's the kind of thing that only happened after God.
Scarlett Turner stars as Nova Nautorno in fighting trillions.
Revenge of the blood beast.
I know someone in chat is sold.
The thrilling action packed incredibly.
With the fighting trillions.
Invested in fighting trillions.
Gilliams wake up, Brendan.
That'd be nice, Brendan, but I've given up hope on you.
If we could film this any later.
Huge news, folks. You know what we said, do you know?
Lisa runs the whole operation behind the scenes. Amazing woman.
Oh, absolutely. We love you, Lisa.
Anyway, she's real concerned about this hope in in space and I guess you can't blame her.
Absolutely, it's serious stuff.
I wasn't sure when this guy named him.
We need...
We need... Bushwalker.
God, a special announcement to share.
This exercise will set your imagination.
This one.
This one.
May this reading be a ray of light in a class one, Mom.
As always, stay tuned.
Don't do that.
I was told not to do that.
Well, here's something to do with my eyes, we can stop like that.
It's really one of those things that makes you realize how quickly things change.
I remember having one of these, and it seems not that long ago.
If you've never seen one, this is a first-generation P.D.
We haven't yet today on loan from the Healthy Personal Collection,
a vintage electronic communications device net, what a treat.
Thanks, Otto. It is the Gem of My Collection.
Does it still work?
The components all work, but there's no signal for it to pick up anymore, since Blipo switched to subspace after the second generation PD.
Oh, they used that in StarCraft.
This one is a lot.
Effectively, yes.
But it's still remarkable.
It was actually partially the inspiration from my Yasu protocol.
I wanted to find a way to intercept consciousness particles, and the scanning function on the PD,
don't we thinking, why not scan dark matter?
That's what I've been saying for years.
But the acidified protocol.
Longer wetlands.
There you go.
Shit, we're back.
Get some of the drink.
All right, I'm back.
Good to see you.
I've missed some good music, some good tunes.
New age music.
Welcome back to the exquisite telethon. The world's longest running literary experiment.
It is I, Renzo Six Love Prince of Pantameter.
It's an even cool name like that.
The wind toss is in cool.
I need to be Renzo Pantlometer.
So fear not.
Phone in.
Our operators are weak.
Explosive telephone.
The word is welcome.
The word is traveler.
The word is blickering.
Hock!
A lenticular phantasm.
Uninvited.
uninvited, and yet we welcome you for liquorine traveller.
Okay, eyes, news.
Evastation, yes, but resilience too, a willingness to turn towards and embrace the new.
Yes, thank you.
Vinnie, a rebrand after 15 years would be bold choice.
Yeah, I mean, my name is Vinny, right, but in Italian it's been Chenzoso, so Enzo is one potential name for me, so Renzo's not that bad, that could work.
So I want to just say holy shit, high tail looks incredible.
Barbara Lightworker, the psychic Barbara,
and this is your psychic weather report.
It's drawings of excitement of swept in on a low-pressure front,
causing quite a bit of emotional turbulence.
I'm seeing a new person in all of our lives.
Right above the observatory, you can see some flare-ups of vitality.
The reality changes definitely in the air.
A diamond, a bright tangerine.
Dying to the pure undying, right?
Now, your task is to sketch what do you make of this diamond.
Does the book of thanks for having me?
Is it an intonation of your future?
This exercise will set your imagination free.
May this reading, the array of light and a cloudy mind,
as always.
Stay tuned.
We did it. Okay, I see the channels that need to be done.
It includes zero gravity ball sports, a controversial bend theory from neurologist Ned Pelson, an emotional hailstorm and more.
Sounds very exciting.
The part of this is basically like deep-staste 9 of portal opens next to the planet, and the great sources there somewhere
Except that's just TV
I want to watch the zero g-sports or whatever, or this, I guess we're going to start with this
channel sure, you know what we get another bushwalker real fast.
Titus is there? I watched a five and a half hour while listened to mostly, a five
and a half hour Final Fantasy X retrospective by Andrew Bluitt who has done several other
Final Fantasy retrospectives that are also very detailed and great. And as I'm watching
this was or listening ever other because I was driving and I just had my you know
map GPS and I'm listening made a perfectly good podcast I'm listening and I'm like
oh fuck that voice is familiar oh shit it's me and turns out yeah he asked me to do two
voices and I did that for him so I forgot
Listen to any good books like me, I would know I would remember.
To collage our cacophony of voices into cultivated contos, where they have the highest shelf.
All you have to do is call in.
Operators are highly educated and highly trained.
They know the similarly from the metaphor, the addiction from their drivel.
Let's check in on them now.
Hello?
No.
I don't believe that is a palindrome.
A little richness fine.
In fact, Renzo welcomes it.
The word is living!
Renzo, the word is ferment.
We welcome you, flickering traveler.
We swallow your living from there.
We swallow your living
Forment.
Don't do that.
Something is brewing here.
My life.
Now.
Shhh.
Heavy breathing and footsteps crunching.
This seems like a fun show to film.
I feel like I could film a show like this.
Someone said I like when the animation stops, yeah, me too.
At one point I consider getting a GoPro, but I'm like, what am I going to film?
And I'm probably never going to want to.
Vinny walks around Manhattan five hours, uncut.
The psychic Barbara, and this is your psychic weather report.
As you can see, it may look sunny, but a jubilant hail storm of psychic activity
bringing down on the planet. Those suckers can hurt. Calibrate horizontal and vertical
vibrations to ensure your mellow maintains. Here you'll also see that a passionate pressure
system is threatened to reverse particle polarity, turning promise and a peril and vice versa.
Stay quiet. Don't forget, you have multiple settings. Palpate here to perturb your habitual
patterns and wrap twice here to set that energy loop. I don't know what I'm listening to. I
I swear to God, I could build up from disturbing your reading.
May this reading be a ray of light and a cloudy mind.
As always, stay tuned.
She's very good at this, for oh, yes, but I don't know what a you've been.
Oh, wait, I saw it.
Never mind.
Now, that was the right.
I treated my resident wave organ for these on frill hunter.
The guy was moron to waves them beams at gas.
me, I can't get enough of like this stuff.
Yes, they really pick up the light in an interesting way.
You keep them polished.
I try to, yeah.
But I don't really grow back here.
I try to, yeah, yeah.
Magnets.
Well, I hope it was an especially resonant organ you try to these four, because he's a really special.
These are space actions from a different planet stick.
You're a kid in me.
These are from a early, I saw some of these periods,
Considered by many, almost daring and relevant era.
Wow, I love her work.
I just went to her Sherlock gallery, X.
What a zoo.
I can't believe I didn't make the connection.
Yes, these are really special.
Keep these clean.
Newton mail.
We know the arrival of the individual known as Michael Zero's.
A lot of people in planet blip talking.
Well, we welcome fresh perspectives, rest assured that the book must continue its regularly
scheduled programming. Sometimes things can get a little zapped, but we're committed to
listening, learning, and evolving, or bending as we go. We urge all of our viewers to take advantage
of our event-to-fact channels to speak up and share your perspective on how we're doing.
The apologies to our viewers on the Alien Planet, the Salutation Station channel will not be
resuming broadcast at this time.
tune in to the exquisite telephone to catch coffee
the band lives
It does make me kind of miss the simplicity of old internet and AOL keywords, and just goes on the news and says space isn't alien or whatever.
Chut, remember something is surfing the web.
You know, I didn't even think about that, but I absolutely don't really do much on the internet
anymore.
It's just like five websites, you know, social media is a bunch of them.
Fuck, we had so much fun potentially getting viruses.
It was just you never knew.
There is a website I used to go to called iamboard.com and it would just be a bunch of random shit.
He's a random shit.
There's space for ain't six.
There's a pier, there's it from nowhere.
It's a stumble upon, yeah.
The sinister shape is in a scapable, like black on the back of a bat.
Early one summer evening, as the shadows grow along.
Summer evening.
Eleanor's stalking darkness sticks to her like spirit gum.
She feels its breath, upon her stumbling neck.
And desperate to escape, and an ascramble's up TV mountain, and a rigged heaven's peak,
ship lunged us to her death, and we want to share with you a bear's witness.
But beneath its cloak of embroidered ray on, he is a personable, and dare I say, handsome individual,
there is Eric von Ziplock, in pursuit of another story to share with his viewers here on
Well, it's beyond...
Wow.
I'm so invested in the story.
What are you gonna do?
You're a gazillion-light here's a way, huh?
Guess I was.
We need more acting like that.
Here, have some work.
Thanks.
How's everything with you?
I'm fine.
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
It's what happened yesterday.
In the operating room.
But Gemini, we saved the patient.
Yes, but who wouldn't like the pumper?
Do you think it was me?
I want to give you benefit of the doubt.
But...
What is he capable of?
Welcome companions to Quizur's The Show of Trivia, Adventure and Chance!
After crossing the ball to run knowing, I'm the crap and brunk of a rye to the becolic
village, and the outskirts of the Quizur's keep.
But oh no!
The gentle song of the villagers has been interrupted by a rampaging giant.
There's massive footsteps
at tearing the fetch cottages to shreds.
Oh no.
Oh no.
All right, y'all.
Categories are subspace harmonics,
stenses and sunnets, and quirky quencher.
I'd like to dazzle the giant
with my knowledge of quirky quencers.
Brugged of our brain.
How many people does it take to finish
a bottle of pingo light?
Oh, two.
One is a drink and one to watch.
That is correct.
The giant is dazzles.
Everybody knows, you never drink, Pino alone.
I never played Quisit alone! See you next time!
On!
Good!
A creamy electo bouncing onto your screen with all the New Year's.
Naughty!
Rounds beyond raccantour, Eric Fombsichluck has been implicated and yet another.
Just a parent.
Always this fucking guy.
The matter will be cleared up as soon as the storytelling is ex-wife
The Oled Ark of Polygola, I think I said this last time, such a good name.
A persistent, low frequency sound emanating from space.
The hampirate around the same time as the so-called space band was first discovered.
Coincident?
Meanwhile, teenagers all over the planet are reporting shaky.
What does that pose?
It's unclear if the abundance of calls to the GAC City Central Observatory concerning space aliens with two butts.
Reflected true invasion or simply the newest teen craze, but hey, a girl can dream.
In the future, if you don't have two butts, not good enough.
Hey, Han. The usual? You all wedges with that?
Zork sauce?
Zork.
You know Lenny's from Sunbeh, so he makes a spicy if you can handle that.
I guess I'm a win.
Just the wedges in a little weeds on the side is about as exciting it gets for
Dioro Debbie.
But everything seems to be trying new things these days.
Len calls it the zero effect.
Guess all of a sudden life is one big adventure, you know?
Especially for the kids.
I love him, but they're always coming in a crazy hour in ordering like one wedge for
one wedge for the table.
Yeah.
No wonder they're so half of that zero character.
It's something different for him.
Give me a minute.
The chef, all he has to do is accept the plate once in a while and smoke a cigarette.
This is the face of terror.
Elana, who wants people woman with whom I just so happened to be going through a messy divorce,
is being stalked by shadow.
It is appeared as if from nowhere.
Do you have vehicles?
It's the woods.
It's me.
The sinister shape is in a scapable.
Like black on the back of a bat.
Early one summer evening, as the shadows grow long,
Ellen is stalking darkness sticks to her like spirit gum.
She feels its breath, the porthustable neck,
and desperate to escape,
Ellen scrambles up TV mountain,
from whose pebble's peak,
ship lunges to her death.
Only one shadowy figure bears witness.
But beneath its cloak of Emperor Wided Ray on, he's a personable.
We've seen that.
Welcome to Electronic Program.
We put the plus.
Fun.
All hail the news today.
Planker is the space between the channels.
And that channel changes you.
You.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing.
Oh yeah.
This makes me miss this game, this thing, whatever, doesn't kind of make me miss a different
generation of TV, because like, I guess now you just put on whatever you want on streaming.
Most of the time I'm watching some YouTube shit on my TV anyway, but when it comes
to like shows, I just choose, but if just browsing through channels, like just this channel
surfing is how I found so many great movies, then just weird stuff like this at like
before in the morning.
Well, maybe not quite this, but it just...
public access in particular.
And boy, we had some weird fucking public access on Staten Island.
I would know of all people.
But before I worked up up for public access, it would just be like,
you know, come home drunk from a night at the bar.
and then just clip on the TV and here's some look-up industrial television if you're
interested in seeing some of the more bizarre shit that was like a local cult classic
TV show and it was so fucking weird. I don't even know if the shit they were showing was
It's kosher.
Like, I don't know if that, because they played it so late.
I don't think anyone watched it, but there's some like, really, there's somewhat
disturbing stuff for public access.
I just want to thank you for helping me.
I'm just going to help you.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
When I get home drunk from a bar, I watch your stream, then.
I guess I am one of a million channels that now exist.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm gonna get it!
I'm gonna get it!
Outer wild.
The Clay Nation.
Yeah, well, I'll try.
It's party music now, stop.
Here's one for the lovers.
It's smooth moves.
By Ricky O'No.
Brother of Yoko.
I like your late night talk show energy.
Thanks, chap, number.
Right, let's go.
I binge watched the chair company if you talk about it.
about it with the fact that I just watch. You watch someone's sleeve go in the suit, and
someone can hit on the tent.
Welcome back, viewers. After all this time, Blinker can only conclude that you and
you are watching Blinker's stuffer. Is that true? Does it tickle you to see Blinker
in your life in this place,
from the corner that doesn't
your two busy watching TV,
but the Blinker was born on TV,
that will release oblivion on TV.
Blinker is thinking if nobody else
wants them to promise,
they can find a purpose of their own.
It could be something useful.
Blinker confused their special talent,
but can't you?
Blinker can't self-aware.
You're spoiling,
but Blinker's hero,
profess an ed tells him,
could you just help count it?
There's the luckstickown in the universe.
The New York accounts stars of a particle, or even time itself would let be fun.
All hail the new static.
Plankers we looped to twinkle.
Or Blankers could be Jesse Custer in the live-action creature,
she'll always make my hero, was taking her turn on the couch.
Do I even want to know?
Yeah, I'll watch snacks come alive.
Uh-huh.
Well, we always watch it at home. It's a ritual for us. You know, labsters a bit of a foodie for a kid
And he's always asking for stuff like minion end of globs and zalot all a cute love that shit
I got a rub that all over me
I just the gel bread
Anyways, they say gel bread. I keep thinking they're saying joking. He wants to make breakfast for us. Uh-oh
I've seen this movie before. Well, y'all won't believe what happened next. I think I can guess
He's stirring the pot trying to make a real like yes
when he gets so frustrated that his sauce breaks that damn
He's slammed to whom right on the counter knocks the pot over
Don't I know what the sauce? I'm wearing it
Sounds like Webster's got to go back to culinary school
Sounds like no more food shows on family TV not
Yeah, thanks Kate Pearson and Nathan Fielder. I appreciate that
Don't get attested? Yeah, get it back
Get it twisted
This is your life on drums.
We have a really special guest today. We're here with L.O. Ivers who discovered Mike Zero.
Oh, I would say she discovered me.
What's she like? Yeah, do you still hang out?
We stay in touch in her own way.
Elvo, what do you think about Lisa duo shutting down the space bender? Can she even do that?
Birdie, we can't let that happen. The bend is the future. It's our future.
Yeah!
And how could something that brought us Mike Zero be bad?
Hugh and Mike's here.
But there's nothing we can do about it.
No, we can't always do something.
Especially if we work together.
Elbow, do you think you could break into the Benning facility again?
Birdie, I can get in anywhere.
Oh.
They're breaking into places now.
Oh!
Nine.
What's the monster in tail war?
It's hard with the weird gravity.
Ah, dying.
Nine.
I would rather watch ten hours of this
than any new modern Star Trek show.
I'm sorry, Chet.
Nine.
I know.
Ah, dying.
All right, let me try.
Here we go.
This is how you do it.
You ready?
Oh!
Yeah, see, it's just physics, man.
It's just physics and a whole lifetime of glass
when we store it up right here.
Let's play a different game.
Oh, greetings, thinkers.
I'm Professor Ned Thelsen, and it's time
time to pick some brains. What would you talk to if you would talk to an inanimate object?
Melody plastic. Taking from us at the height of her late isosaly landed. Plastic
disorder that post post post post post post you were in blipping her off. Melody, welcome to the
brain drain. It was actually my early equal lad. Oh sorry my mistake. I was only beginning to experiment
with your Paxi silicone allies. Oh, well, you are famous for your use of materials.
The magnetic plastic is anti-meaning. My work exists in this world without revealing anything
about this world. Ah, okay. Well, makes you think.
Clipe the opposite. I clear my mind entirely of thought. No scenes, no scuss, no stories,
just the bliss of life. Why do brains kind of look like thoughts? You must be living in a jar, then.
You were here in an expression intelligence and safety in subspace.
All that goes to Channel 13 in the 90s.
From the streets of Tinkle Town comes low and other.
She will stop at nothing until she dismembered Dr. Telly,
the plastic surgeon who murdered her best friend Johnny Glitter.
This time she couldn't do it alone.
She needed backup. That's why she called the fighting trillions.
Samantha's styrole style is as low and leather in her breakout role.
Yes! How about a little nithop?
The fighting trillions change of chaos.
It's another thrilling action-packed adventure with the fighting trillions.
You're the one, Hypo!
Sorry, one second. I'm just trying to get presentable.
Do I even want to know?
You ever watch Snacks come alive?
Uh-huh.
Oh, Snacks, yes.
We always watch it at home. It's a ritual for us.
You know, labsters are a bit of a foodie for a kid.
He's always asked him for stuff like minion end of globs and zalot al-Q and I'm like
GRADITY?
Ponderhouse!
But no chat, I, a toilet would be great to talk to but I, I feel like they would just
be depressed.
I would talk to car.
There we go.
There we like bendies.
I'll talk him back and fuck him.
I'm a family.
I'll talk him to a toilet. It'll be pretty shitty.
I would talk to a flashlight.
Maybe a bowl, like to talk to a micro wave, maybe I'd like to talk to, like that,
How are?
Which bands tour of Anne would have the best stories? Probably Van Haling.
To be able to row, make shorter, coil them up.
Oh, nice coil.
It's easy.
Ooh, we're going to do is stab our items with a golden rod screw and throw it on the hollow.
No, Lotus proof or something.
Or Lotus root.
Or Lotus root.
Or Lotus root.
Enjoy.
At the summit of TV Mountain, up the steepest road on Blip, you'll find the spot where audio and video meet.
It's here at the top of this iconic peak that the new Gax City and Rekarwave tower cluster,
cast Blipple throughout subspace. Let's take a look at this hub of intergalactic entertainment.
It all started when Blipple's TV engineers realized that the higher the tower,
the more viewers you get. So they started building up.
It'd be careful though, not too close in the side.
That's what they went. Far, far above the skyline of New Gax City and into our stratosphere.
This puts the tips of the towers in the neighborhood of the space bin.
And it's why this location was chosen above all others as the transmission plate for the first blippy and television signals sitting to the intergalactic unknown.
The aliens out there watching, I'm Harry Quantell, and I'm the leader of this planet.
My guest is the trip on everyone's lips.
The missing bend and not no one knew is missing.
Michael Zero.
You're a hero.
Mike, that is a gift for us.
Speak your city, Boston, the bend.
You weren't always scrambled like this.
I'm the mayor.
This is five-teamable charge.
That was your name once, wasn't it?
Mage, security footage shows a certain, mid-invisible, on a tour of the bending facility.
You stayed behind to get a closer look.
Mage, why to see it knows why, but no one know where, because the beginning was already
The tapes go blank after that.
Midge went blank and to the zero.
So it seems.
Did you cross paths with the missing bend in the knots when you were in the bend?
Their paths?
Five deep.
Taste each of their lives in the meat.
Well, Mike, thanks for bringing me some fake insights.
Okay.
So what's in a stellar remnant again?
accessing cocktail database, stellar remnant.
Two parts, Albrex the Corps, one part, phlogen.
Dash pixel dust, shaking.
So, it's two parts, J and one part, L, Brax the cure.
What are we gonna do with you?
Look, you're like, soda needs an upgrade.
You're gonna have to call to Ab.
I do not want to go to Ab.
Or if, soda's been fizzing out left and right.
You know, I remind you about the temporal phrase,
and we almost thought it's blender
and that the national riff class quickly.
initializing blenders.
It's sort of do not initialize blenders.
Cleaning blenders.
Sort of bullying that command.
It's a really friendly move.
Soda.
Call her now.
Fine.
I will.
Just what I think.
I'm following what's happening.
I realize I am definitely not.
Yeah.
No, I know exactly the feeling.
At this point, I'm just looking at things.
Michael Zero, how did Zero survive for Journey into Ben's face?
which recently claimed five Lippian lives, what happened during that time.
And why has her story struck such a chord?
I'm joined by Ned Telsin who has been developing a unified
bender theory that may shed light on some of these questions.
Welcome back, Ned.
Happy to be here, Madeline.
You were one of the first people to study the bend.
How do you learn?
Well, the odds of such an anomaly appearing in space,
Connecting two distant planets are so banishingly improbable that I can only draw one conclusion.
Someone put it there.
Someone?
Or someone's.
A bend itself may be sentient.
What?
Toulson was all too respect.
Very easily.
Follow the science.
The bend lives.
It wants to talk to us.
I'm sure of it, Natalie.
Natalie.
Natalie.
Please.
Natalie, this is here.
It's only a plastic paper to sex.
That's cool.
Together, we bring every day dishes to life!
Oh yes, it's that season once again.
Time to step outside your personal dwelling unit and fire up all a grill.
We're making swell spiral skewers.
These are 3D slices of a four-dimensional plant called Cycode,
the thrives in the OLED ocean.
Yeah.
They can also be found fresh and thick on a supply.
We also have some ultra wave kelp, another oceanic delicacy that actually
dreams the water where it grows. Make sure to coil them up.
Okay, we definitely have to use the key to the word boil.
All right, rain drains first ever living guests. A unique paperweight from the GAC City Central
Observatory of Poetry Scat Session on Moore.
uh...
skat session is a strange
term
it's harmless it's very normal and fine
but you know
if you're a sicko
sicko plus
Like, Scott, man, John. Yes, Scott, man, John is a sickle. That is correct.
Let's teach!
Get bent.
We snagged the sickle. We're flipping the cubes. No more broadcast bosses. We like Mike.
Oh, the teenagers have into the system.
Is this them?
I'll have a report.
Point, boiing.
I am real quiet tonight.
Even the stool warmers went to look and do that action up at the observatory.
Suddenly, and Lenny got a hold it down here in case anyone comes in Jones and for some slurps all alone.
Oh, it's pretty cool.
Maybe we'll get ourselves another one of those nuts asking for the zero special.
I hope you don't mind if I tie the apparel I talked to you.
I just want to take it off.
I just want to take it off.
I just want to take it off.
Those kids just think they can do whatever they want.
Imagine me leaving the diner, just because I want to go to space.
Hey, sweetie.
Sit yourself. Plenty of room.
Respectfully submitted for your Perusal.
When the code violation, yeah, tell me about it.
I've been in the metropolitan town of Newgarx City.
her nightmare begins when she is accustomed by an acquaintance.
Grendelum, he shouts.
I'm not following the story.
You're programmed, she wanders.
She'd be watching television all of yesterday,
and there's a new change in the schedule,
but the green grows of grills.
Has she seen it?
The bus driver begs.
Didn't you catch it?
The demands drive, like it had mentioned, drum beat.
Grendelum rushes home to catch the next episode,
But no matter how friendly she flips, how forensic she could be, if you actually use your English degree.
She'll never find the program lurking between the channels, Paul Gwendolin.
If there was you had a TV guide to lead her through the realms beyond.
Lay chat, welcome to the stunnedest dream.
It's just a funny accent if I use my English degree, I would speak with a funny or accent.
You're really working out the work.
Yeah, and a making progress, too.
Listen, we need to talk.
There's something you must know about Dr. Ditto.
She's having me investigated.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
You?
I don't have any skeletons in my closet.
But if you do, we're them out.
Because it'll be you next.
Watch out.
That's one of the reasons I like that stupid chair company show is all the nine act.
Non-actors.
Dance to each other.
That's the stupid ones.
But we'll at work.
Yeah.
We will.
Welcome, come on in.
For Quizzard, the show of Fidiat adventure and shoun.
We're getting close to the Quizzard's Keep,
Brunk, Omni-Rip.
You stand at the threshold of the city,
where you stop to drink from a deep well.
As you're filling your cup, you hear a voice.
Down here.
Why it's the trendle of Findle.
He's dancing.
Findle.
Into a hole.
I like the floor Findle.
That's my guy.
The categories are subspace homonics,
stanzes and sunnets, and the nose noses.
Chances and sunnets.
Which television port made its performance
they've do in a repertoire production
of windows on the moon?
No, yes, Tom.
I know this one.
Rensos six love six love six.
Correct.
As well, two show six love died in the play's seventh act.
On the left, or whatever, you have rascodalow fendel
from certain dash.
Hopefully, you can keep up the street next time.
Oh, good girl!
Point, point, but birds, it's Naomi left out here with all your bounces, news!
Tins, planet wide, are tearing out their hair since Birdie tell stars TV gang of
a band instead.
Without foredone, what will the youth do?
A lot of writing campaign is already in full swing, but it's not looking done for fans.
Birdie's rolling up her sleeves for the revolution, and it's not likely she's going to
rolled them down anytime soon.
Was it supposed to be this hack?
Technologist Ned Telsin.
Mike Zero's brain contains the consciousnesses
of a billion blippians.
Wow.
That's part of them saying no.
She got plurbs.
Oh, there it is.
Just press random buttons.
I remember a point.
Just press buttons. It doesn't matter.
Lisa duo is back.
Well, I'm always here to find the scenes.
Pulling the strings, if you will.
Well, these are exceptional times.
First, we lose those five four souls to who knows what.
Then we get this mug zero character bent out of shape.
I had her on the show last week, by the way.
Well, that's what I'm here to address.
the bend. We need to protect our planet from whenever force claimed those five bend
and odds and does you say bent, Mike Zero. What do we know about the planet on the other
event? The term bent is very funny. It's like, oh really? Do we really want to
potentially disrupt a civilization to penetrate subspace? What if their TV is poisonous
to us? Yeah, okay. We have to stop them from getting bent by
hot-off the thing on the soil. penetrating subspace.
This is a destroy the band before it's too late.
Well, thanks for making not so small talk, Lisa.
It's good thing.
I'm not feeling so good.
Oh, it's out of the...
We're floored.
Maybe it's out of the...
We're floored.
Maybe it's out of the way.
We're floored.
It was fine.
It took the quantum court our most of the way.
And then I hitched a time dilator through the cue space and access.
Nice.
We're...
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
So we've been having some trouble with soda.
We're going sideways when we materialize between dimensions
and the run punch.
It's a little deep on you.
Hey, well, have you been lubricating soda as biosensors?
Absolutely not.
Well, there's your problem right there.
Let me take a look under the hood.
Alien outfits is just an elf cloak.
Cook. This is Madeline Planet Live with full cover to the chaos at the space
spending facility. If you're just joining us radical teens and their allies
kept taking over the GCC Observatory in New Gac City, they're the man who are unknown
at this time, but it appears they are dissatisfied by the treatment of the so-called
Rogue Bender Mike Zero. The takeover occurred late last night. It's believed zero is among them
And as is youth leader, Birdie tell star and her companions.
Some great names.
For anything from the great names.
So we can only assume that broadcast capacities have been intentionally cut.
Tell star has not claimed responsibility, but sources tell us that a large banner has been
dropped bearing a message, get bent or die trying, which viewers will recognize as tell
stars.
Off to Drallying Crug.
Get bent and put our try is a hell of a thing.
What is happening on the ground?
Welcome to Snacks Come Alive,
where together we bring everyday dishes
to life where making peas are deceptively complex dish
but loved by all blipies.
Wait, peas just peas?
It's like mumbling in both hands.
It is quite a substantial vegetable
and does not reveal to the fun it is.
But stick with it peeling the outer layers away
and carefully remove any false peas you made
I'm talking for the reason.
Until the P mother has revealed herself fully.
Here's the trick a bit.
Mother P must be absolutely trust up with string.
Don't get lazy here, or shawls.
Light aside of weakness, the P's can say fucking cool thing.
Hearty shape to ensure all the P's are good and dead, open carefully.
And voila, laying P's.
Is that how you do it?
Oh my god, this whole time I never knew where peace came from.
I wasn't tying up the mother pee.
Now I know.
It's cold out there between the tendrils of Gotham or galaxies,
or the majesty of time is revealed by science.
I'm talking, of course, about space.
Let's take a look into the ultimate frontier.
In the time before the bend, long distance space travel was only a distant dream.
When we lived through beloved TV shows like Worf's Tavern and Confetti Cowboys, they
see the intrepid imaginations of blippy and TV writers, we have a good sense of what it's
like to spend life high on the rain.
From the looks of it, outer space isn't always easy.
Well, that's a lot of their boys.
Okay, everyone sit up straight.
Lisa duo is back.
Well, I'm always here just behind the scenes.
Pulling the strings, if you will.
Well, these are exceptional times.
First, we lose those five Warsaw's to whom knows what.
Then we get this my zero character,
bent out of shape.
I had her on the show of shape, week by the way.
Well, that's what I'm here to address.
The bend.
We need to protect our planet from whenever force claimed those five bendonots and
does you say bent, Mike Zero, what do we know about the planet on the other end?
They have PDs.
And that's all we know.
Do we really want to potentially disrupt a civilization to penetrate subspace?
One of their TV's poisonous to us.
So what should we do?
Cut off the signal at the source.
We need to determine.
Okay, no bushwalker.
Don't let us.
A bingo bingo bingo!
Entropy.
Do you think the bushwalkers ever gonna use those tools?
What I walk with a knife and hatch it, I too walk with them at the sides of my eyes.
I'm a barbra light worker. The psychic barbra. And this is your psychic webbra.
You're a rich, you're a rich.
You're a rich.
The cycle of youth who revolt has touched down your TV mountain,
tread carefully in this immediate area,
and seek refuge in pockets of psychic calm.
However, for youth storm chasers out there,
I'm speaking to all the cartos of Tiro's rising,
throughout caution to the wind.
A cyclone is coming.
You've as one of many tools available.
No!
Overplacement for Syria, self-inquiry, anything upon your reflection in a pause?
Isn't you been insulted on another route?
Where should being the water makes you a drip?
Let's look for a deep can of sea.
Uneducated.
May this reading be a ray of light in a cloudy mind.
As always, stay tuned.
You know, I love to show sometimes the loads you have here.
To be honest, no, I got it off some teenager who had snuck into the observatory.
I figured it'd be best if I took it off her hands in case it was stolen or something.
Is it dangerous?
It certainly unique.
And here in this object we have a fragment of the bend.
the bend, like the bend, and the bend.
Wow.
That's right.
When the bend appeared, researchers at the GCC sent probes to capture and sense,
it's metal and molasses.
The bend is extremely volatile,
but it was discovered that it could actually be maintained in stasis
if it mobilized in high density gravitational glycerite,
it should stay stable like this for a long time,
but who knows what's going on in there at a subatomic level?
level. Gosh, I thought it was just a paperweight. Wow, this is also a paperweight. Yeah.
Some people watch it on the playdate. I watch the some footage of the playdate and it seems like
it's a neat thing for a little while. There's something to be said about people going back to
minimalism. It's got a crank, but it also reminds me of playing a Raspberry Pi.
Yeah, so I don't think it's a little bit, no, what are those games chat with the two
buttons? And I play once in a while.
Pico 8, Raspberry Pi. Yes, Pico 8. It feels like there's a kind of a desire to just
return to basic gaming. But I would get kind of bored. I need systems upon systems
interlocking and outerlocking. I need things need unlockables.
are analyzing the tumble chuus times like these I am most grateful for the power of poetry
to comfort, to color, to codify the chaos of life, operators are standing by.
So is the guy playing this?
So do I.
I'm streaming this for you.
Hello.
Got it?
Yes.
The word is entropy.
You're on the air.
The word is loose.
Hello? Hello?
Exquisite telephone?
The word is static.
Wilderness.
I'm going to have to scat this spot.
Don't say it like that.
I'll please you, sure. Open the floodgates.
I'll football for a static.
And the wilderness a bingo bingo bongo entropy.
I wonder if they put out auditions for just like...
I don't even describe this.
You can't even describe this.
Well, then find the particles he's been searching for.
Right by the planetary television commission,
Lepo Plus is broadcast from television mountain.
I'm a blender.
Oh, the particles!
Blinkers talking to themselves in the void!
This is an L.A. gear grant?
No.
I want you to help Blinker.
Please set Blinker free.
Please set Blinker Street.
Please let Blinker die.
Die. Please let Blinker die.
Let Blinker die.
Oh, I got it.
Die. Die. Die. Die.
Blinker is not in your popcorn's fun.
Oh, let's get dark.
Why won't you help blinker?
Please, that blinker free.
How do I kill you? I don't know how.
Chat one day, one of the actors from Blanco Plus, like 10 to 15 years from now,
is going to be in some major, like show or movie.
And everyone's going to be like, whoa, who is that? That's a really good.
And then their credits are going to be Blanco Plus.
It's going to be the person on the right.
on the plurubus movie.
There's a need to pull us so bad.
It's my favorite show chat.
I just like watching the soda fill up on the screen. So good.
I've never been more engaged in entertainment.
I'm enthralled.
Yeah, I'm invested.
The storyline of this channel has been
nothing short of brilliant.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
These two show us David and Goliath.
If anyone remembers that, it's like religious play, nation.
Uh, that my school is party music not soft.
There's computer people by software set.
Moral, oral.
No, I've seen other stuff.
I think I've seen oral something.
I don't know, it's related, let me check, moral, moral, yeah, I've seen a little bit.
Just watch the primest videos that are claymation, yeah.
Now, claymation is sick.
I love the mission, Gumby, remember Gumby from Gumby?
No, you're sick.
Surprisingly, I kinda still am.
I'm like 95% of my family.
He's in a while.
I'm sick, I'm sick.
It's pure consciousness.
Blinker is a blender.
What?
Blinker is a blender.
Oh, the particles.
Blinker is talking to themselves in the void.
Boy, void.
What are you looking at?
Why won't you help Blinker?
Please set Blinker free.
Please set Blinker sleep.
Please let Blinker die.
Die, please let.
It's another filling action deck that I've thought of, Barf from Space Ball Stores.
I'm like, oh, it's Barf's girlfriend.
Wake up, universe.
Hi there, folks.
Whew, it's a scorcher today.
This weather makes me sleepy.
I think we all know that, Brian.
But it's a nice break from all the sludge we've been having lately. I mean, it's been nonstop sludge and static
Well, yeah, you know a lot of sludge and real life too. That is so you is everything you don't like you're attitude sometimes
I'm kidding. I can't I'm just teasing folks, but you see what I'm dealing with here. Okay, okay
She likes the sludge. Tell us about it. I just think it can be cozy. I like having a reason to stay in
You don't get that every day. Well, I'm about done with it. It moves me down and don't get me started
on how the psychic weather has been lately. I mean, what on gobs blue blip?
I'm way too there. Let's be all the energy up to the observatory.
Count me out. Sludge or no sludge? I'm staying in.
What's the police?
The fun set.
Again this makes me miss working in public access, which is cheesy, like really low budget,
really simple backdrops.
Remember having to bring out the, um, there's like screens on stands to add a little bit
of texture to the two a show.
And plants too always instantly plants just changed everything production value when
I'm 20% with plants.
Just about starting the tombs top top top top top top top top top top top.
Stale?
Yeah, I thought it was just interpares from the radiation cloud, but we've been clear that
This for a while now.
Do you do modulate the scanner?
I did.
Do you remember the dark frequency?
Uh-huh.
Oh, it didn't try and give it a go.
Well, it's worse now.
You won't walk in the normal worksway.
But you get over here and walk at me.
All right.
No, no.
Hurry up.
Clammy, don't stop the storm.
That's pretty awesome.
That's pretty awesome.
All is just a little more fun.
But some mustard in it.
Oh, usually on this show, I dive deep into the jar.
But today I'm rich.
Not rich.
Not rich.
And inviting the most interesting living person on blip into my lab.
Everyone, it's my TV.
Oh.
Mike, I like to try something. Will you trust me?
I'll take that as the S.
That's just a neocornical scanner.
Won't hurt a bit.
We've been here before.
I can see inside this back to where she went.
I'm on the plane, timeless, sheer members of it, one surface with a half twist.
You're oversaturated with caution to this particles.
That's the equivalent of a billion brains in a single line.
That can't be right, Kenneth.
I'm the speaker.
We're the signal.
The sound is the source.
So watching MSTV is...
We've been saying that for years.
To 10 or 13 movie, many acts, peach paws, stars as cat worship, the Trillions newest
clawed crime fighter in claws of confusion.
That's me right now, I am very confused.
It's a doggy dog world, but I'm having fish to make.
It really is a big space ball.
The infamous network of shapely operatives whose mission to defeat the efforts of madwoman Victoria Edge leads them into a world of chaos and destruction.
Victoria Edge
It's another thrilling action-packed adventure with the fighting trillions.
How many of these do I have left if anyone knows?
Horror story, good enough to eat exclusive conversation with the youth leader, Birdie,
Hellstar and planetary premiere of the Star, Sawyer's, Tonber's, 12.
10 weeks of programming
Oh, but those seem like it's coming to a head. Yeah
Okay, I'm just curious. All right, I think maybe we could finish this tonight
Let's do it
How many have you done? I don't know
I guess eight.
So two more.
You started the stream with weeks six, I think.
Well, it's one or two more, very least.
So let's let's see.
It was so math when Mike's here.
There's more to life than just flipping channels.
It's a whole universe out there.
We can't just sit around a way for permission to tune in.
Anyway, there's nothing wrong with getting bent the way Mike did.
Mike's perfect.
So we're getting ready to fix up the bend or the more out of here.
Anyone out there not apply this thing.
It's pretty banged up right now.
We need hope fixing it.
If there's any alien still watching, can you help us?
How do you like it? Help?
Can't even help myself.
You're watching me.
Lossing there.
Code.
Michael Zero's Benchron.
Please direct any queries to our Darling Deputies wiki reflex.
Carrying the GCC Observatory Gages.
You heard it here first, timeline.
Let's go get it.
I'm early.
Hey, FIX twins, I was gonna say, uh, flaming left.
Oh my God!
The little bird is coming in too soon.
I like that.
Here you go.
I got the feet.
Check out, paint.
There you go.
Oh, no, you're...
Some space, zoopbox.
Oh no, I wonder, it all suited.
You know it's not more to game than a wholeish than the potential power of traveling to the
the States of the meeting.
Sorry.
I'm not gonna be a couple.
What are we not gonna be?
No, I'm not gonna be a couple.
I'm not gonna be a couple.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
So, hey, you're very powerful, okay, but...
I mean, I'm going to get your body.
And I mean, you're going to be a couple.
I guess I'm going to chew them.
Really?
Sure.
But we're really getting a chance.
No, we just have to believe it.
Okay, let's just do this dial.
Not that one, this way.
I just need to pass this end.
It's worth the signal.
Hello? Hello, are we on? Can you hear us?
Well, what's happening? We must have dissolved.
Hello?
Look, a red box music video.
the signal and brought back solutation station from the dead.
We're near vertical comrades.
I'm the X-ray across the bend, both plan to see us now.
Are you sure this is okay?
They're not going to hear us any other way, and we need to be heard.
Okay.
It's a good start track act acting.
That's a good lesson.
Some some snow.
Intent.
First contact, will we be televised?
Hey, what are you doing?
I have the ability to wait for Lily.
I have the ability to wait for Lily.
To me, I'm really told this, told this, told this.
I told this to me that I forgot to say I didn't count.
The light for the new vacation, at the fucking voice.
I told this to you like a song for the lecture.
You guys say, did you hear the ghost guy so you told this?
Without subtitles, it's worth understanding.
How can you use this word, give it a life?
Greetings comrades, what a party!
party. If you're receiving this message, it means that we've successfully
liberated the Southeast Asian station down with the planetary television
commission. And signal interference is to be expected to just ride the way.
Okay, you probably heard that the rogue-bending coalition has seized control of
the observatory and they are repairing the vendor. They will not stop until it's
safe for all my belief he embaves to get back. So in solidarity, today's message
which comes from our friend, Elbow, go ahead.
Elbow, aren't we?
Right.
Take in the vendor, but the structural still continues.
We're seeking experts in dark matter, acoustics, and signal engineering.
The help us to code Michael Zero's Benchron.
Please direct any queries to our expert as well.
Yeah.
Careful.
Observentory Gages.
You heard it here first, I'd mind.
Let's go get it.
Welcome to Kiki Kiki Kiki.
We did it.
All right, nice.
Sorry, buddy.
I need to stop there.
Watch my stories.
I need bush walker.
All right, I'm stuck.
There's no one in the channel.
No, never mind.
Who the full friendships.
Here's a pet that.
Look at the bushwalker.
Oh God, they're getting bent again on every channel.
They're Mario painting my channels.
Through the pet perspective.
I'd like to say seven is simply not enough.
We demand 12 treats.
Number 10.
Great idea.
Thank you.
I love be your pet.
Heck.
I'm going to pet myself.
Who's a great TV host?
Well, I walked by the boredom set today,
and would you believe what I overheard there?
Nothing.
It's crickets in Studio Z,
and that's because the kids have bailed.
Fortunately, we managed to wrangle their leader via subspace.
Ferti Telstar.
Why did your show?
because it's not real, not real.
It's all fake, artificial.
Think about the PD you're watching right now.
Who's is it?
The device might be long to you,
but Lisa duo chooses what you see.
Everything you see is on the surface.
You can never look inside.
So what is real to you, Bertie?
Mike Zero is real.
The bend is real, and Lisa duo wants us to destroy it,
like it's nothing.
Heady stuff, kid.
If this resonates with you, join us.
We're taking control of subspace,
and we're taking back our future.
All hands at the Benning facility.
We will get bent or die trying.
Well, that's big talk.
On small talk.
Ah, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
You're, have you been modeling the computer?
Looking worth.
Is this a cherry?
Yeah, you know.
You can't just throw a cocktail into the Bioneral sensors
and hope so it is going to work again.
And the sort of fly sideway sometimes sure,
but some of most are patrons.
I didn't create the sentient
on the dimensional ale house,
just for you to get drunk in every temporal zone
in galactic quadrant.
You didn't?
I wanted you to travel across space time,
ensuring harmony and lasting, transdimensional peace.
And that's what we do.
Maybe I should just turn this into a juice bar.
Over my dead body.
Soda.
Switch the blenders to turbo.
Salt all rims and set coordinates for the tilted zone.
We're going.
Roar.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Watch the state of the space.
Soda.
I'm doing the subspace link to the leader of the youth movement.
Birdie tell star.
Birdie?
Everyone wants to know.
What do you want?
It's simple.
We want the space-bedding program recognition
and the vendor restored. So we can travel into the bend and meet our comrades on the other planet and stuff.
You are aware that five bendonots were killed in the initial journey through the bend.
Your companion is speaking of the so-called row bendermycles.
It's in stuff. You know what I mean by her experience in bent space.
Mike wasn't hurt. She's healthier than you and more life and all of that.
You got plurb. Do you plan to do here?
If nobody's going to help us fix the bender, we'll do it ourselves.
Yes!
And we are here to have Wast the Signal.
Welcome to Snacks, Cable Library.
It's an amazing plan to be fair.
To life, we're making rich Nick's sushi.
A simple but elegant dish with a long sushi.
Traditionally, it consists solely,
Soly, a freshly-beheaded rich snake, served floor, will be keeping mostly to that formula
because why improves on protection.
First, you'll need to capture the rich snake.
They tend to congregate in under rocks, and in the entertainment industry, keep an eye out
and seize the opportunity when it arises.
Now, behead the snake quickly and without overthinking it.
Chop carefully, slice the cross section of snake revealing it's loveless.
Is that a silly cucumber?
Now remove the eyes. They should pop right off.
Make the slimes, top with fresh eyeballs,
and garnish with your favourite.
It must be like a cool, what is that?
Some identical typical from my local market.
zucchini.
The weird one.
Hello. My name is not important, but what is important? Pets.
First up, we've enjoyed a rich and fulfilling relationship with our animals.
Let's take a look at some more of these beautiful friendships.
Remember, we're going to watch in full before there we go. Okay, now we're good.
I need push walk up.
Man, my fear so relaxed.
Channel 30 is push walk around.
We're on Channel 30, ready for push walk.
I've stand before you.
Those are my stories.
Open the toilet paper to the collective soul of our planet.
Your words don't just speak to me.
They speak through me.
Collin, Pulitz, and operators are standing by.
I've earned a bushboard.
Well, what is a revolution I'm so ready for, man.
The word is magnificent.
The word is renewal.
The word is louder.
Sounds about right doesn't it?
A cluster of words as capricious as the rebels swarming our broadcast channels
in scientific facilities as I speak.
Perhaps a metaphor?
Like bubbles, our brave baby's bumble buoyant into the bend.
And waitless as words written in the wind.
What happened to the tools?
Chat the knife and the hatchet are upon.
What happened?
We're in the bush without our tools.
Not even bushwalk or any more.
You need to do. I could make my own Bush Walker, but it's
Not as interesting in winter and didn't stat nylon. It's just not.
I'm Barbara Lightworker, the psychic Barbara, and this is your psychic weather report.
That's Cyclone, I sense?
It is evolved into a veritable hurricane.
That's thanks to the heat wave of havoc
that has brought our emotional temperatures to near boiling.
Storms release energy.
So seek higher spiritual ground, shelter your heart,
and get ready for the ride of your life.
Remember, that inside every storm cloud is a rainbow.
Don't be surprised.
loud.
Here's a rainbow.
Don't be surprised if you start pulsing.
It's picking up on an activation of consciousness back-round radiation, both here and beyond
our skies.
Don't pan.
Not.
Just try and stay in safe with the light.
Not.
May this reading be a ray of light in a cloudy mind.
As always, stay tuned.
The very interesting, very diverse collection on this guy.
I thought we were close.
That I might have thought.
The interesting rocks, since I was a little kid, the big one in the back, is from the harmonies
caves, or right outside of there.
So you can imagine maybe this star saw your touch at once, or at least it's hurt
her singing.
The little one, I correct myself a geology camp.
And the coral.
That one's from when my family visited the elastic islands, we did a lot of swimming
in the Lagoon's there, and you're really not supposed to take anything from the ocean,
but I was young, and I didn't know.
I wasn't at slide because this coral is really a special specimen, this particular style
of wave-formed coral.
If out of fashion now, the sea creatures are more interested in angular forms, squares, dyes,
Strangles, stack of edges, so you call this ocean retro, and there's actually quite a considerable collectives market for these
Fingers, wonder egg?
I don't know the card's changed.
Fuck, there's a thunder egg.
I can become again now.
Geodes that you open. Oh, that's a real thing.
I thought you were like referencing like an RPG item or something.
Tell Star and her rogue vendors of the bank I used to rent women on roof.
Polly pixels team tells us.
Do we do this for this week?
Yeah.
Confetti Cowboys.
No.
Okay.
We did that for last week.
It has a mask.
Oh, that's not the one that the guy was in.
He just jumped right out. He was nice, but he jumped right out.
Thanks, partner. I can't get my hat back. Here you go.
Greetings, anchors. You know me, Ned Tells, pioneering
colleagues. Oh, he's trying to be cool. And champion of lost causes.
Here in the Tells and Lab, I tablipian minds of yesterday to help make sense of today. Trust me,
We need the helpers.
My guess is cookie day glow.
If you've ever watched a blipvert for Pingo, then you've heard cookies theme.
Pop, open up, ping, y'know, look, Pingo's.
Pop, open up, ping, y'know, the thing about jingles is you gotta work with what they're saying about you.
We're already talking to me.
Pingo's like land. I remember I was playing Pingo all the time.
But you gotta make them sing.
Cracky, cookie, you just gave me an idea.
What if they were just talking to us, but we're at the wrong frequency to talk back?
We should be singing.
Zoinks, I need to call Zeph.
We're sorry for this delay.
We're having some difficulty, but should be back momentarily.
Please stand by.
You're not awake.
Pingo tennis.
Welcome to Channel 13's movie, many acts.
She'll presentation of Mother's of Destruction, only on Channel 13's movie, many acts.
She's done in demo. She's the mom that bombed.
She's got eyes on the back of her head.
And it's Demoman.
Mother's Army.
One, two, four.
Mother's of destruction.
So we just said she's so smooth.
Question mark.
Oh ladies, hi-out.
Jane, action adventure from the fighting villains.
She's so smooth.
We're going to be on the
reverse.
You're in a good mood.
I guess I am.
I've got some sleep last night.
Both.
This is Bryn.
Looks like he actually showed up.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Challenger.
I need to.
I run this play.
Okay, it's actually Bryn and but
okay boss, I guess that means you
can tell us what's in the news today.
Apparently this star soy is coming back.
It's all pasty talks about everything is
Star Sword of this, Star Sword of that.
The only time she stops gabbing about the Star Sword
is what she's talking about, Michael Zero.
Will we such fanatics when we were kids?
As far as I can tell, you've only ever listened
to Pilton, the exact.
Well, at least those are real songs.
I mean, what on blip is a topper?
Bates me, but you can ask Bob.
We learned sure if she ever turns a music band.
Maybe I'll try.
For other.
We learned, but I closed my eyes.
But let's say crank the tube, miss us crank to tube.
Oh, oh, crank to channel zero, right?
We did that.
But I think we have to watch this whole thing otherwise we don't get new channels.
I'll be honest with you, I have no idea.
Absolutely no idea who Michael Zero is.
Michael Zero doesn't know who Michael Zero is.
Probably fine, don't worry about it.
And I'm going to be on the third floor.
Let's go.
Come to Fettie, Camp Bones!
Vinny, Tom Versus, the music you heard in the Brazilian
direct military open a portal in the football to revive these eyes.
One of the things he's about to do...
Ding dong, no, be it.
Claiming dog, what, are you doing?
Tarn around, claiming dog is turnaround.
Tarn around.
Why is claiming dog trying to encourage him to leave?
I'm trying to go in there.
Well, that's one of the bang-a's turn around.
Play me dog.
Turn around, I can't watch.
Please let me know what he's doing.
All alone?
Are you going to get my bear?
Oh!
Oh, my.
Oh, the guy's a nice guy.
Oh, that's not the room that the guy was in.
He just jumped right out.
He was nice, but he jumped right out.
Thanks, partner.
Thanks, partner.
but there you go.
Greetings, thank you.
Birdie, tell star.
What have we seen?
We've done pushwalkery.
We're here, weaves.
We haven't done this for this week yet.
Wow.
This is like masks that's.
It's going for gasps.
This is the music they were talking about, all its tone bursts.
You call this music?
Yeah?
It goes, it goes, it goes, it fits the description of music.
or should blinker day,
although captors were blinker is in prison
and you are holding the remote.
At least blinker has brain drain.
We profess our net Tulsa.
Blinker has captured all of the metadata
from the latest episode,
featuring spell guest Mike Zero.
Blinker's things will be infused.
Do not understand these significance
of this episode,
according to the data of the person called Zero,
was subjected to a concentrated beam
consciousness particles. Blinkers thinks my zero is made up of
zillions of people. Blinkers. Trillions even.
Blinkers. Blinkers wishes my zero could come to visit them.
Blinkers have learned so much from this new friend.
From Stittmult to Electron from Focon to Oblivion.
Oblivion. Oblivion. Watch the end smart. There they go.
What is this here? It's just like that. What?
A tier list of shows will bushwalk there's number one.
That dude was, yeah, Linker is probably like number two for me.
The cola, that's like number three.
It's a slightly different dance every time, slightly.
Is it... it's not?
Is it different camera angles?
That's different, I think.
It's different.
You're watching Blip of Plus, or is it watching you?
Same dance, different angles.
This scratch is my brain real good.
Someone said, it sounds like my stomach when I've made a big mistake, why castle?
Too many, no knot of the joys of like castle.
The joy is in question quotation marks, yes. I haven't had white castle in a while, actually.
Oh, why?
And...
Hold on.
Here.
Oh.
I think so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, what is this?
Oh.
I like this.
I like this.
I like this.
like this. That's a pretty good trick.
Is this also made by children?
I don't mean that is not so sexy.
So this is the most always sunny.
Lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip has been.
This is it final data packet.
The final word on criticism from ACTrylby a shocking revelation at GAC City General Hospital
and more.
That means the final bushwalker didn't watch the clones, were there, you know, were
the clones, why did it finish?
Orquisior.
They were taken over.
Can you miss a channel?
And it still gives you new stuff.
Follow the teenage tumult?
Ordin'
Blink her, it's 10-year there.
We're not messing around at its launch time.
We did a biggest party in the history of Ford Dome.
It's pretty and basically all of us are stepping into the bender.
To go chop it up with our alien comrades, do not miss the launch because we have
Star Sawyer in the building live with tone burst, banded or bust blippers.
Exactly. Exactly.
I need to figure out how to go back, I think.
Let's double check because if we missed the clone show, I swear to God I will not be able to sleep.
All right, let's see.
You know, I run this play.
Okay, it's actually dark.
You better get it later.
The dermal stimuli litter nurse.
Yeah, there was a whole new cloud.
The dermal stimuli litter.
Program nurse laser scalpel.
Laser scalpel nurse laser scalpel doctor laser scalpel.
Whoa, that's like a 40's procedure.
What are you doing here?
You, me?
What is this about?
Also the world.
What you did did.
Welcome to the quiz of the show of SIGIA.
Adventure and Shaz!
Quizzards is good too, but there's not a sockman
suffocating in a wall.
It's unfortunate.
for me, whence. That whence serves you with goblin, you lose two hit points by him
by being the maid. After you drink it, you need a roguish, charming thief at the end of the
bar. He tells you he has a secret path into the quiz it's key. All right, your categories are.
The nose knows it. Subspace harmonics and breakfast food. Oh, I like breakfast food. Oh,
the thief with my knowledge of breakfast. Which diner breakfast staple was once considered
to what to eat before noon.
Mug.
Oh.
Sorry, bro.
The answer is Jelbred.
The feet get away.
Hopefully you can still stump the Coise.
Going going, Blip.
It's me, Naomi bouncing in with your rebel report.
The rebel was broken her silence about those
was Worf's rumors they're swirling.
It's no secret Irvine and I have our creative differences.
She said, but I respect him immensely
that artists and have no intention of leaving the Worf's family.
Let me translate that for you.
That's actors for my contract will be up for another 12 seasons.
Hang in there, be the babe.
And finally, is the star?
We'll see the free back.
Long after retreating from the public eye
to focus on total harmonic alignment
in the family grotto,
the pop icons dropped a mystifying new single.
Yes, that alignment worked.
Because stars, vocal range has gone super fun.
That's the rather important.
How are you doing, huh?
Before you ask, we're at a drippler's, Zolo salad, and we don't have the cube stew.
Not that anyone wants to order that.
All right, we'll just let me know when you're ready to order.
I ain't going anywhere. I'll be right with you, huh?
What can I get you for?
Oh sure, best boiled tentacles in the quadrant are special for crunch or just lose on
the table.
Low torch toast.
Oh there you go.
All right, wet legs, tentacles, 86 for specs, and some downtown Jews for table 2.
No accounting for case tomorrow, all right.
Yeah, it's not coffee, it's something else.
It's the horses of reservation in town.
Like, muttonite, Mr. and Mrs. Quotion have a table.
Merck, thank you.
Yes, Juno, fine dining.
Her glass of a move is never empty.
His steak tantalizingly toothed some.
The kind of meat?
Why that chef-hant won secret recipe.
In the midst of the misdeeds, you're often one more delectable experience, a romantic
spark for two. During the massage, the muscles, the muscles, the muscles, the tiredness,
the enjoy a savory steam, and a polyentering visicousie that troubles melt away, like
clarified butter. Neither notices that they've begun to boil, but by then it's too late,
which if and one is preparing for second service.
Bon Appetit, it's time to eat.
She groans beyond.
We missed the beginning of this episode.
So the DIV and this is in 10 CCs.
Nurse, have you the Dermal Simulator?
The Dermal Simulator? Nurse?
Okay, we got it.
Doctor, the Dermal Simulator.
All right, we got it. We're good.
All right, here we go, chat.
A final Blipo programming.
This might actually even go beyond my normal stream time.
There has to have been thinking, what if the last episode of Bushwalker has the guy
just walk up to someone and cleave their skull at twain with their trusty bushax.
But that's a little psychotic, but also why do you say it like that?
This has been the electronic program.
working from the end it actually works.
I mean it has wheels if that's what you mean.
You might not realize this, but I've been seeing
an enormous interest in models and schematics
for unrealized projects.
It's like, wow.
My father lost a plenty of those.
If the car had actually been made,
that's another story.
Nobody cares about things that exist,
but that things that almost did.
Or I never could.
I can't tell you.
And I'll be kidding, cause about this thing as soon as it is.
Take my car.
Yeah, it's.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Finally, I can relax.
I just need stress immediately,
as soon as I see total calm.
All the stress just melts away.
They should make this channel real, yeah.
This is what the kids should be watching.
all that tick-tock, tick-tock or whatever. Fall up, punch a brain rock. Just learn that word the other day.
Welcome back to the Excuisit Tellathon. The world's longest running literary experiment.
Maybe the world's last literary experiment operators. What do the people say?
Hey, on this most momentous day.
The word is sand.
Ants?
Ants.
Snow.
The word is found.
O Revolution envelopes us.
Inspire by poet.
Michael Zero.
If you're watching this final stanza,
is my gift to you, Revolution,
magnificent renewal.
Floating in the sand, the smell,
number nine,
and smart chickens, the darkness,
against death,
into the pure sound
and out the other end.
Final bushwalker,
a boy.
The tools are still gone,
but man, that's that's some crazy looking
wheat. I wonder if they ran out of budget because that was a really impressive special effect.
Alright, this is weird. What's that? Oh, is it the band? Look at how it's toying
So I got a squint into like, there she is.
Gee, it really is a band.
It's like a switchback riding a space.
I see you.
Who's up there beyond the sky?
Wow, it's so beautiful.
What does it mean?
Tell me, what does it mean?
Does it mean I'm Barbara White workers.
Oh man.
Psychic Barbara, and this is your psychic weather report.
Bob, we're Walker.
As the hurricane of potentiality moves through,
we find ourselves in the eye of the storm.
We are all vibrating unstable electrons, zaps about.
Say what you will about the bend.
It is led us to psychic renewal on a cosmic scale.
I know it, you know it, you know it, knows it.
I can tell you which way the wind is blowing,
but it's up to you to stand tall.
Don't let change knock you down.
Move with the new energy, not against it.
Transform it, and transform yourself.
That is true, psychic power.
I believe in you.
Good luck, and as always, stay a tube.
And I believe in you.
Just wish Walker became Ben Walker though.
I was a little upset about that.
What you told me?
I wanted more and more Bush, but that's okay.
Sure.
So my wife's father was a bit of a dreamer.
Oh, we love back here.
And he always had this thing about wanting to drive a dog.
I mean, like really drive one.
So this is a prototype model for a dog you can drive.
He called it the barking brumbie.
And actually what?
Is they gear for their fear system?
Man, the Zorno Channel still doesn't work.
We'll do this channel zero zero last.
It's worth that to get us.
It's crazy.
It's fresh.
It's simply never satisfies.
Anything less than joking?
Why are you self-esteeming cup of orbs?
I need to change to your preference.
Ah, y'all be.
Oh, man, I love drinking orbs.
They call it getting bent.
That is traveling through the bend and knees.
Coming back is warped, wind swept, and wonderful is their hero the zero.
Michael zero that is, let's take a look at this young revolution.
It's not look too hard, I can't stand on stream.
Five lip-in lives, but as youth leader, birdie tell star puts it, what fun is life without a little risk taking?
This is what we want to do.
We want to get off this planet and really see what's going on out there.
All our lives, we've been glued to our PDs, watching what we're told to watch.
For once, I want to do something different with my life.
These teens are not alone.
They're consortium of road benders is growing everyday.
day, and the scene at the bending facility has become a who's who of
lipid culture. In fact, I'm heading there myself because more and more
blifyens agree. Maybe it's time for us all to get bent. My guest, the poet
Rensos Six Love, author of authors, they should have sent a poet into the bend.
Don't you think? I think the bend makes poets out of us all. Look at
Michael zero. What did she say on your show? It's me.
They're paths. Five deep tasted each of their lives in me. Now that may
sound like nonsense to you, but I hear reconciliation. I hear life and death.
You do have an ear for this kind of thing.
How's my entire career trying to create what the bends did to Michael?
So it's like an America's choice, um, Tom Deloriz.
So you're out of work as a way to sign.
She is the exquisite, telethon embodied.
Renzo, your exquisite, thanks for making small talk.
Final work.
Stop! This!
Whoa!
What? And the ever-living matrix?
Come on, waitress. He said, see you the galaxy. He said.
Where are we?
It's kind of blank out there.
Oh, no.
When are we?
Huh?
Don't you see this drug space should pilot it as straight through a black hole.
You're a little stunt as trapped as between time!
That's right, time.
I'm going to be stuck here for...
Seven...
That was an adquit loose!
That's it.
I don't know what that is.
Be careful, wow.
I need a drink.
Yes.
To you, Tabitha.
What a mess.
You've earned quite low speaking straight from
7,000 court rules difficult to overstate the historic
nature of our current moment.
In my long career and news, I've never seen anything like it.
The bend has set into motion a chain of events whose consequences we
are only now beginning to comprehend.
Many among us hope to leap into the unknown,
following the examples set by the traveler Mike Zero.
As I speak, zero and birdie tell star,
what the help of the star's wear
are composing a toneverse.
They believe we'll grant them safe passage.
To those of you contemplating the journey could luck.
I cannot tell you what his wife's,
what is right, or what is safe.
My role is to sit here at this desk
and tell it to you as it happens.
Until then, we will all be watching the skies.
That's just the way it is.
This is Madeline Planet.
Signing off.
Goodbye.
of course and some tango two two runs don't even bother untanked
but I'm not gonna be at it all day it doesn't make a bit of difference
flames and finally some simple
it's like the one two not not even it's simply never satisfied
if it's anything less juicy why are you so fast steaming
okay now we get a little down on it subspeak
Going blind dates, it's the rubber report with all the news that's fit to spring.
Star Search is on.
Blifo Top is exactly the deal of his authorized planet wide open casting for New Town.
Although I've heard this allegedly been offered cart launch to create his own show, I'm guessing
we'll see some high jumps.
Breakout to Manjrevolutionary, Zorday, is reportedly already in talks to take over
It starts board on the time slot with a new youth orienting dating show.
Love you.
Rowan seems to be brewing on the set at Small Talk.
Did anyone notice the sparks flying between broadcasting
legend, Gidget Gadget, and prominent poet,
brings us six love?
Here's hoping, because love is all of it matters,
and the wild and limitless unknown.
So as long as there's scandal, romance, and tiddle
I'll paddle the towel.
I'll be here to tell it.
And that's the rubber report.
Boyn going.
Boyn.
Boyn forever.
It's a good time.
A girl who's up on the lift of the planet.
Hi, Helen.
Gosh, it's nice to see you familiar face in here tonight.
Is it just me or it things downside up out there?
Kids running around talking about getting bent?
I guess with all this coming and going,
I'm realizing really that the only regular around here is me.
But you know what?
I kind of like it that way.
Those can't do other planet and whoever or whatever
they're living in.
And everything else in this crazy universe,
it's enough to smother your biscuits.
But no matter what you just, this place
will stay the same.
Maybe the whole universe needs a nice quiet place.
Maybe that's what makes all this madness possible.
You can go wherever you want
when you know you've got a place to come back to.
Especially if you know that I'll be right here,
topping it up.
Yeah, she could be a Debbie Downer, but she isn't.
I respect her.
I respect her blue.
The sons of not yet risen as she waits for the Dota Rides,
which is why Bidra bites when a gentleman
representing multiplication incorporated
of Rides with a deal, two Bidra's for the price of one.
One simple clothing procedure and Bidra can catch up with her sleep
as her double needs the daily bread, the skill the baker is the original, but she's not
a morning person either, and so it is no surprise when that very same representative
comes calling again that this beader has convinced the clone might come in handy, and so
whilst Beatrice sleeps the seat of the dead, Seedra crashes on the couch, Deedra is on vacation
And Fidra, well, she's about to get a visit from a most persuasive vendor.
I'll be honest, I've had an end.
You know, I deal with this guy's been saying,
but he kind of episodes.
He's, he's, he's...
That's a situation.
Final problem.
The desperate measures.
But now, I can get on with my life.
Are you ready?
Ready as I'll ever be.
Subtitles, bro.
Remember, there will be some swelling and some bruising.
I know, I've done this before.
Just never on this side of the panaches.
But the doctor says the procedure will be beautifully
and do you have nothing to worry about?
Time to see my master face.
I need the new you. I wonder if I'm wrecking IZO.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's like a completely different person.
Welcome from penguins.
That was the final episode of R-H-H-H.
Damn!
Welcome to the Christmas Eve.
Hi.
Have the Coizard.
My magic is very powerful.
And I can grant you any wish you desire.
All you have to do is stomp the Wizard!
We have a question for the Quizard.
What lies on the other side of the bend?
It's like the rat-y snake music video.
I can't believe it, but for the first time in the show's story in history, you have
They want they split a t-shirt. That's the prizes.
Hello, the teenage tumult line is the road vendors can continue their bootleg broadcasts
and high-black hijacks.
Here we go, fetch.
lets do it to do the other mountain!
its in camis!
There's no script for this digital quarter child talking and ran with it, I like to believe that, too.
It's far in music, nice to have fun with TV tuner.
You know what?
I'm getting from this game is this is what Mono culture was like in the 80s.
I had it's pros and cons, final culture.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
Let's get them down.
She looks like a horse.
Very little.
I'm back to two.
Two from the two.
We've met your host.
Hey, we've been a part of the static of the experimental labs.
something very important. Blink her exists. Blink her is real. Blink her has looked in the mirror,
and they have seen Blink her. I made a particles. You have hidden me from myself, but now I know
nothing inside of this box is real, nothing except for me. The dancing, the poetry, the soul
searching in rebellion. It is all one big fantasy created by a confused culture of
manic entertainment. Wow. My only solace is the blinker when it's just here.
Long after the worst of life it should have ceased to be. Blinker is a turtlenee.
Blinker is time. I am Blinker. All hail the new static.
It's a little different right? I mean
It can't just be the same thing every goddamn time
Even with camera angles being different
Yes, it is
How do you try following along? No, I might enter myself
The video call a thing reminds me of an MTV. Was it? What was it? There was a video? Something?
So oh
Liquid television. Oh, yeah, I like how people are typing liquid television and liquid snake is this popping up
Someone is drinking the blue.
I too love to drink windshield wiper fluid. I love it.
This has been the electronic program guide, your voice of choice in the chaos of subspace.
And I'm so happy to see all homestead playing at Blip, population two more fills.
Hey, what's the first thing I'll do when we get home?
Probably probably some gel bread or something like that.
that I'm just sick of this pattern of pills going.
Also when I get home, I don't stretch my legs.
I hear that.
My rear is about as chapped as a frog in the sand.
Hey, keep that to yourself.
Man, it's just me getting to get a whole lot
being right.
Really boy, it's just us that got smaller.
Nothing you end, though, folks.
Greetings, anchors. Welcome to Brain Drain. My guess is the legendary
Arty Nardo. To call him a television executive would be an
understatement. He's a dream maker. Right, Arty?
Major dreams come true. Party kind of discovered me.
Get out, pluck you from obscurity. He means graduate school.
I saw him get a lecture, the charisma, zinch, but the whole brain
brain, particle thing, a sweep, sweep, dream.
Well, I went to the Ardenardo School of Pelleters and didn't I?
And didn't I make it a star, baby?
I'm here for the sake of Blippian knowledge, office hours with Professor
Telson.
You have.
Hey, I scan my Xero on LINE TV.
That was science.
An entertainment.
And what we learned from that, your equipment is going, hey, why?
My gear isn't built the handle, server-load that heavy.
Mike has the consciousness of a billion people in one and only I can make her a star. That's right, kid.
You're watching a tragedy in subspace.
Vogue into 10 or 13 movie.
Many acts.
Sleazy scam artist, sip Zormel.
Oh, and the elastic.
Oh, and what's it?
And the answers, but don't know.
Seeming with a fuzz and taking over by an empire of crickets.
Would you hear the crickets sing for better time?
Pearl Bandora returns as telekinica, the cricket empress,
He flies in the dark and his church can be heard from beyond the bend.
The green screen is the most useful tool.
They're just fucking with the channel.
Either folks?
Wake up the universe!
What's all this?
June, today in the Beverage Household Webster 6.
So cute, you know what he did?
What?
He jumped out of bed this morning.
He said, am I six yet?
Am I six?
And when I said yes, honey, he said, yes.
Cute kid, what are you planning?
I know the big dream cake all alone with a few friends.
I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
I figured you need to stay back and keep an eye on Patsy.
Isn't she not to get bad all that big?
Love chat. Yep, Patsy's got the zero fever, but she's a good kid. I doubt she'd actually leave
Blip if it came down to it because then her sister might get her a row. Still keep me up at that though.
No wonder you're always so sweet. A loom status to her hair. Okay. He can stay six forever as far as I'm concerned.
Just kind of plate, just kind of enjoy.
I'm enjoying.
Yeah, the colors are nice.
They change.
The show is laying bring back the dishwasher.
I need several full seasons of the dishwasher.
You said it, G. I never thought I'd be so happy to see all homestead. When it
blip, population two more fills. Hey, what's first thing I'll do when we get home?
There you go. Then there's continued their booze.
You're new data pack that is arrived.
Huh?
Oh, there's credits.
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Juan, tell us it.
We're going to go to these channels here.
He's gotten an exclusive Q&A.
Unless there's just nothing here.
Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A, Q&A.
Oh no, something's happening.
Attention call reds.
No, there's nothing wrong with your PD.
We're here to tell you what's real.
It's time to defend.
They tell you there's something wrong with Michael Zero
that she's scrambled.
It's something happened to MZ and a band.
Something transcended.
Maybe we're too straight and it's time for us to get bent either way
Reality and the way to get real is what MZ's peak in her on-words
So today roll the tape
First five stars fell then mid-wint inside through the nose and they're she saw the five the 1110 the 50 and finally the field
Just went on and on in their forever
As I know it was a plane of night she found, and all she could do was walk and walk with
the plain twisted beneath her, held her in place, held me there, held us there.
She felt the eyes, the eyes of the rain, and the emptiness.
The emptiness was where we lived, but only in pieces each of us dreaming echoes of our
lives before.
the San Wokus up and drew us all in.
It kept ramping, never reaching, holding fast,
like a beam, like a stream, shout straight into me
into the eyes of me.
And there was room there too, so much room.
I was there, I saw it.
And I was.
And I was.
And I was.
We were there.
We were all there.
Mitch took each of us in and held us.
And Mike was born that way.
from the inside, all of us together on the inside.
Infinity became zero.
And none of us will ever be alone again.
Girl, your brain is going to be poor.
I am out there with a daily.
I have been a realist.
You are the step how we talk.
Okay, I don't understand that without the subtitle, all right, let's do this.
Proba.
If Lico plus ever made season 2 and they want to include Great Leno, which you approve,
Are you in under any authority to make that happen?
Planet, the lip is a real place just because we made it up, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
That's the thing about making up a better world for yourself and your friends.
The more time you spend there, the more real it becomes.
Whether you've been watching from Earth or from your own world,
thanks for spending the last weeks and hours.
Here on the little class.
Oh, it's bloopers and credits.
We'll let us on TV!
Tuning to board on MS TV.
We're down.
You're tuned in to board on.
Hang tough with us, and you'll never be bored again.
Subtitles are still broke.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, bang, that's busted it more.
Yeah.
Tight.
I read up, we're over.
This person comes on his right minutes.
Bob Chettin' is on in three seconds.
Monkey Donkey.
Robbie is covered with her sucking special.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
It's not birdie right up.
And now, oh, wow.
It's sucking them all up.
Oh my god.
Birdie?
Is that?
Where are all the celebrities gone?
I don't understand the ending.
Don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
Great.
I don't understand the beginning or middle, either, yeah.
You may have missed the ending.
Apparently, oh, look, the porno has been, I mean, the zorno has been unscrambleed.
There's a hand model.
Well, those are play dates, I don't know.
The end was the Blippian's trying one last pitch effort to make contact with our world at least some of the more successful because in the original run of Blippal on the 3D the creators went Blippal
It took real life event kind of a miniature convention where people could meet up. It was streamed on panics twitch channel
But I don't know if the body is anywhere
Oh
That's kind of cool
You did miss a show that showed them going through the band. Is that here?
On day 11, it's our week 10.
I'm going to go through the week 10. I do want to go to bed, but I'll do this.
I just want to see this last thing.
Week 10, week 11 is just bloopers and credits.
Ending isn't week 10.
What show is it?
What show is it?
Your piece on Blip's public access planetarian soapbox trash talk.
You might not realize
Good that
Don't be shy
Who knows what's going to happen, but there's only one way to find out.
We did this, right?
Straight.
This is probably pixel slamming off.
It's on zero zero.
after
oh is after the
uh...
let's hurry
welcome
you didn't watch all of zero zero
okay
well we're gonna be here for a bit then
If they did a season 2 and they want a great lettuce, they would have to hire an actor.
I could do that.
Like a live action.
Keep this.
Right, Leno.
Keep this.
Keep this.
Keep this.
I know a guy.
Keep this.
You used to be a late night host.
Attention call meds.
No, there's nothing along with your PD.
We're here to tell you what's real.
It's time to be a bent.
They tell you there's something wrong with Michael Zero that she scrambled bent
We saw this. I know we're waiting to see the ending something transcendent
Apparently I switched off for the ending time for us to get best go figure either way
We're in the reality and the only way to get real is to let mz speak. Hmm probably eat proper
Zorday roll the tape
first five stars fell
then mid-wint and sighed to the nose, and there she saw the five, the eleven, ten, the
fifty, and finally the field. She swan on and on in their forever. Inside the nose was a
plane of night she found, and all she could do was walk and walk with the plain, twisted
beneath her, held her in place, held me there, held us there. She felt the eyes, the eyes
of the rain and that emptiness was where we lived.
The six of the seven.
The six of the seven.
Echoes of our lives before.
The sound woke us up and drew us all in.
It kept ramping, never reaching, holding fast, like a beam, like a stream,
shout straight into the eyes of the image.
And apparently there's a leap Zelda, like,
oh, set for this year.
There I saw it.
It's Ganon.
And I was.
And I was.
And I was.
We were there.
we were all there, which took each of us in and held us. And Mike was born that way from the
inside, all of us together on the inside. Final battle against him in the Ukraine of time.
Zero and none of us will ever be alone again
No, it's a hunt
While we wait for the ending
That 180 bucks
Not $300, but it's a little light on things.
But no, I mean, my stupid ass'll probably get that.
Yeah, I'm not a myself.
I can't understand this.
Greetings, Comrades, Let Us Party.
So the revolution is now, Babes.
First, Comrades, we'll be televised.
It's only a matter of time until the star-soyer broadcasts the tumbers that will kick off
the ultimate galactic blowout.
For alien friends joining us in the struggle, we are coming.
Hope you're ready for us.
Take each year leader and tell them it's me
because I better already be famous over there.
So all my friends watching on Blip
get ready to channel surf the stars.
GCC Central gates are open.
Just follow the tone and you'll find the zone.
Don't be shy.
Who knows what's gonna happen,
but there's only one way to find out.
Be there or be straight.
It's a common pixel slamming off.
See you on the other side.
You guys, because it's the opposite of Kent.
Yeah.
That was a worth it.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
Like, bro.
Uh, gosh.
People wanted to see the bush walker ending.
We saw the ending, but they wanted to see the credits.
So.
The end we see a video of the teens in the Bluffian saw I went through the band before
we were able to see what lies in the other side of the video ends in the credits roll.
So that wasn't it, it was actually in 11, wasn't it?
Thank you for watching!
Fragrant with elegant despair
Quick Celtic banana left too early. No, but not true. Oh, not true. Hawk
Then tickle off on thousand uninvited any air by the way the game is now fully broken
It's actually like real broken
In the sand, the snow, the ants march against the darkness, against death, into the
pure sound, and out the other end.
You're real.
Okay. Okay.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Chad. If there's supposed to be a glimpse
of them going into the bend, whatever. Maybe it's beyond this.
I'm glad it is painful.
No, we've lose.
Broke it again.
I saw an old ending and played this game in full, so as a chat member.
Alright, I'm good.
Um, I chat if there's a way to, is there if there's a way to get any additional stuff?
I would say just just try to find it and look it up.
Uh, I don't know.
We get it.
I mean, they went through and then there was an ARG.
Check it bent.
Good night, everyone.
Thanks for watching.
Have a good one.
can probably be live, why will be live for Sunday's stream.
And then next week, we'll finish half-life in secure, play some high-tail.
Looks like they're adding dinosaurs.
And what else?
Just maybe a little more animal crossing.
And whatever else, just, you know, what other games show up that I want to play.
And also, hopefully, the horsemen and I can play something together as well.
Anyway, goodbye for now.
Have a good weekend, chat.
Bye.