I chat, I have you know that my cookies were delicious.
And I didn't make the dough for them.
Okay, hear me out, just hear me out.
I didn't make the dough.
What I did instead was I bought the store-bought stuff and it was on purpose.
It was, let me read some comments about them.
the inshidification of cookies.
Girl, what the hell is all this?
Bread and water, tier cooking.
Hoop from a butt.
First, the sin abortions, and now the dookies.
Ah!
No one's made worst cookies, they're delicious, they're perfectly cooked.
Whatever makes you happy, man.
Goes great with fruity juice pizza rolls.
Hmm, someone posted Jeff Goldblum in front of Dinosaurs poop.
Hmm.
Straight, dukey cookies, dog.
Man, Vinnie, that's rat poop. That's rat poop, Vinnie.
If I see these fuckass cookies one more time, it's kind of impressive how shit it looks.
Yeah, I know that. I know, but can, alright, let me explain one more time. One final time.
And I'm sure me and Zot are going to talk about this soon, but there will be further experiments.
And what happened here was I put them in the air fryer because I thought how convenient
would it be instead of setting up the oven and getting the parchment paper and you know
like a tray just I only wanted two cookies I only wanted two cookies so I figured let me
blast them in the air fryer but when I used I didn't do the parchment paper so I used
the crispy tray and then it melted through the circles. So that was when I got the
tendril cookie and then I threw it a little further. So that's how the dookies came about.
Or I like to call them stalactite cookies. Or stalactite, whatever you want. That's pretty
much it. They're delicious. They're soft and crispy. And also there's also people like, no,
Don't make fun of Vinnie.
You know, these look great.
You're lying too.
Don't defend this.
I knew what I was doing.
So no, I didn't make the dough.
To answer your questions. The commonly asked questions.
I didn't make the dough.
I knew what I was doing to a degree.
Kind of and I feel like we can take this even further
So yes
Why did bro raw dog get on to the plate?
Dude I'm crying this looks like a Zen map from half-life one. I think I think they're talking about this
This looks like the kind of photo your maintenance guys sends you from behind your fridge informing you you have rats
It's someone else wrote,
PUT THAT POOKEY DOWN NOW!
New texture just dropped.
He should add a fucktum of almond crumbs next time for taste, probably amazing, and so it
completes the freshly harvested from the cat's litter box aesthetic.
Which is funny because my mods and I were doing a little bit of research into how
to make something particularly foul and disgusting.
Well, this is the kitty litter cake made with boxed cake mix golden oreos, instant
pudding, and tootsie roll poop.
Yeah.
And we're trying some stuff.
I'm sure we're going to talk about it later.
But Regg, Reggality came up with a game plan for future.
Cook the ideas.
So we're going to put this plan into effect at some point, somehow.
the
wind to hear about regs food adventures i didn't even know how crazy they were honestly
it's like
i didn't know that reg also was
doing really weird experiments with food and one day
i don't know when i'll get them on on the air
but one day i'm gonna have to talk to him about this
is very important
so yeah just wanted to give you an update. I also wanted to show you this
uh...
I don't know good reason
it's just muscles
it's like uh...
Arnold Schwarzenegger you know like mussely
uh...
um... hi chat welcome we're gonna play lort tonight
and um...
yeah what else oh uh... and then
i'll finish up half-life
then he your cookies looked like rat shit i saw that instagram yeah we covered that already
cookie jam vinesauce cookie jam oh
Now,
if
okay
You need to see the talking flower pre-order bid. No, I didn't, but I know that it's 20 dollars for the Mario Wonder DLC, which
it's funny, because the Donkey Kong
Returns dlc was or and sorry update for the switch to was like free
I guess I don't know what exactly is in Mario one there. I'm gonna have to look into that
chat. I've been meaning to I've been meaning to do my game of the year thing from last year
But I haven't had a chance to really like it's been weird how busy life has been
And so I will get to that, I'm hoping yesterday, I can get to it.
Now I'm hoping that I can get to it sometime next week.
And I also did an interview today, chat, I interviewed someone and I'll tell you more
about that soon.
Thank you for the raid, rat, bag, trash.
Do you want to see some cookies you might really like?
I've been told this looks like rat poop.
I made these.
Alright, let's lort.
Okay, this is Lord.
It just came out like yesterday, I think, and or today, I don't know, and it seems
kind of fun.
There's like a risk of rain thing.
Apparently Northern Lion liked it quite a bit, so that's a recommendation.
I don't know.
I'm going to play this with some of my mods.
At some point, I don't know if it's good.
I might play it with the horsemen, but we have a bunch of other games we're looking into
as well.
But apparently it's not great in single player, but it's a lot better in multi-player.
I'm going to get a lobby in here.
Ashtrid Glitzgore, die for the first time to unlock this dude in counter at the boss.
To unlock good day mate, others only three characters, okay.
Now, if the R and the T were switched, it would be LOTR, that's true.
All right, I'm going to
get the code and we'll see
which of my mods hop in.
But I have to play as
this character because I have no other characters.
This is Sword Woman.
You got to play as a Astrid Glitzgore.
Let's... let's... let's... let's... let's... let's... let's... let's... let's go... let's go...
yeah that's... now you... that's you say to me. I... I know. I know. So that's the voice in the right
bird. Where are you playing it? Oh sorry. A plane is birdied...
blood... blazing to... is that the second guy? No that's the wizard guy and that's the third
Oh, hey Dave. Oh, hey Dave. Oh, hey Dave. Oh, God. There's a lot of people here now. Oh, we're all lording. All right.
So this is up to eight players. I don't know if the game is any good, but we'll find out. So we have Dave.
Desert Sin City and Monotonous. So pretty big group of people we got here haven't had the mods on stream for a while.
I guess I'll lock in with the only character I have it looks weird it's weird it's a weird
Look in game because it looks both polished and kind of jank a jank but like a little
I don't know I'm looking in the distance and I'm like those are polygons
I'm gonna lower the game volume a little bit
Who's voice is that I can't even tell I think it's just an NPC in game
I wish Reg was in here so we could talk about his food abominations.
People think I'm the crazy one, you have to hear about some of the shit Reg is done.
Oh yeah.
How do you see one of the new names that someone came up with for the cookies in the
chat?
No, oh no, what is this?
So like shites.
Yeah, we'll talk about the cookies, I'm sure.
I don't think there's any reason not to.
Because I mean, it's not just me that likes the cookies.
It turns out they're fired, good sir.
I've inspired Zot.
I got my wife involved in it and she's like this invisible.
This is a cheap big rudgingly went to the culinary store today.
Listen me so I can get a fucking spazzle makers.
Oh my god.
I forgot to spazzle them dukey cookies.
But you're gonna use like homemade dough, right?
No, so I bought four samplings of that stuff you got the stuff is okay.
Doboy centric yeah and stuff and I bought the monster cookie I bought the sugar cookie
I bought the chocolate chip cookie and I bought the double chalky wow and we're gonna try
different still egg type methodology it makes like the my goal is to make the longest
But still connected to the cookie still I type. That's my goal
I wanted to I ordered you
Stand your eyes though. It's like it's like a NASCAR you have to use the same cookie though. You can't like you know
No, I mean you're right we could do that and that's all I had I'm too lazy to make my own dough anyway, but
Yeah, I definitely like the idea of trying to make them longest pieces
There's something innovative here. It's like a new form of cookie on we can unlock so yeah, it's cool
That's a fish bird at bird is a part fish part bird
Yeah, so this game is means, right?
There's there's seems to be a trend of games that are going like
Okay, ha ha, plus E type stuff now.
Ha ha, plus E games, yeah.
Yeah, they'll use the term, I'll see in it,
and they'll be like, that's me
necting with the younger crowd, you know?
Like that's what I didn't have to be, meaning.
Well, it's fitting that he chose this game
because apparently in Danish lore means shit.
So it's like, all of a sudden, right?
And from?
Was that?
I was wondering where the main game was.
That's trying to see if the devs are Danish or something, but I couldn't see it any reference to that, so I don't know.
It feels very Danish.
As do you like it, Dave? You've played it already?
I did a couple rounds. It's fine.
Not bad. It's fine. It's fine.
I could see some potential.
Yeah.
I don't know what we're going to do.
It would take very little tweaking to make this into pretty great, so I think if they can get it there.
Okay, so the goal is on the top right.
You have like a little mini quest, and you have a time limit to complete it.
It's like three days, and then you have the boxes that you pay money to open, and it's risk-errain.
Right. Okay.
Yeah.
hold to challenge novice trial
we got this right yeah
that's not going to be a man no no you go for it
there's like little camps that have like loving shit about them and that color
relates to like strength agility or other upgrade for your stat. So like there's a
cap off in the distance with a lowy green above it, you know that that's where you
can get like agility up here or whatever. Is there a map? Doesn't look like it. No.
Looks like you can just sort of see everything, because it's, I, I, I, I, I had trash.
You guys hear this?
I do.
Should we do the champion trial?
Do it!
I was controlled to avoid taking any damage.
There's blue here, big time in there.
Oh, I bad.
I said you want to lock someone if you do it if you die.
It says get good. Oh, yeah. Now this is halfway to megabock this game.
Abaz bumper.
Where do you see what items you all top left, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Seems like it's gonna turn into a risk of ring
where you just have a huge amount of icons
covering half your screen by the end.
Yeah, probably.
Like, that camp has blue,
so that has a magic buff,
and that the one directly to the west.
Can we go to that one?
It's really just kill whatever you get items like, you don't have to super over thank you.
You don't have to coordinate either too much or shit.
I mean you should be like, hey I'm getting fucked over here, come over that type of thing.
Right.
Your buttons have pain like hey look at this thing.
It's a little middle click.
Oh.
Okay.
allegedly this is made by former fortnite devs. I don't know I did not read that far into it.
I don't know idea. I saw words that I've regurgitated back to. It looks like fortnite a little bit.
but too much almost. Yeah.
It's a lortnight.
And a lortnight.
That's right.
So everybody gets a buff.
So there's like a little grayed-out version of the boss that people have picked up over here.
So you can like, hey,
oh and so you haven't picked up your ghost, but
I'm sorry.
You're like, oh, that mist's attribute.
Oh, no, you can't do that.
There's stuff now.
I can't do that.
It's like some kind of risk.
Yeah, seriously.
I thought this was going to be like a multiplayer MegaBunk, but no, this is quite a bit different.
Yeah, this is really interesting.
Actually, I can see where they're going with this once.
Yeah, pretty fun.
It's actually...
Concept is cool.
But yeah, I mean, for a game like this,
how do you keep people coming back?
I guess this is my question.
Notice on the devs Twitter account, the pin tweet says we were tired of waiting for another risk of rain so we made this.
So I'm not even trying to hide there.
Yeah, that's pretty well.
Okay, okay.
Let's see if it compares.
I mean, it's currently mixed on steam for, I mean, difficulty reasons.
It seems to be the main one.
Yeah, like somebody said it actually got patched back two hours ago to the rest of those consultants. Oh
By my flying by my flying. Oh god
You touched the beautiful
Sir wait a like check the stats of an item you're already holding
Oh, you need to escape and click on it.
But, uh...
Oh, you also push tab, it looks like.
Oh, yeah, tab and then just hover over everything.
That's nice.
Oh, okay.
I've been thorny behind.
Uh, yeah.
Wait, no, that's a beat machine. That's not helping.
I have a weapon that all it does is make, like, it's at an 808. It just makes drum noises and then nothing else.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that, though. Maybe him skill issue.
That was kind of the patch notes with the update that happened a little bit ago. Everyone's saying that,
That solo play is almost impossible in here.
They're very politely saying to get good in skill issue,
but they're working on it.
I see.
It's two days from aim.
There's a fast days.
That is coming.
Well, let's say.
So our quest goal is to do one more trial, then we'll give them another quest objective.
So we'll put it like yellow to it.
Yeah, there's like a weird chest in here, so it needs a fantastic obsidian key where you get those.
They drop off a bullet or something, I don't know.
Oh, okay. I see them just randomly pop out of stuff.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, I just found the Shrine of Baja Blast.
last.
I wouldn't even doubt that.
I used the Walmart Unity API so you can instantly order a Bob last to your house in
game.
Did you see there's, I don't know, was it Walmart where you could download like a model
of a couch?
It might have been IKEA, yeah, you could download a 3D model of a couch and I'm like
Mr. Dink, if I was better with blender, everything I know about blender I learned from Mono
But I didn't really remember I'm sorry to say
That's very it can be very overwhelming
Essence of desperation
That's relatable
I call that colon.
So that's the boss objective, yeah.
Okay.
Did you like an achievement if you bounce on the three sunflowers or bounce on them without touching the ground three times?
Oh, you get an unlockers just for funsies.
I don't know, I haven't been able to do it yet.
1, 2, 3, no, 1.
I think you have to go into tween more than one like travel with it.
Yeah, you can follow it, dude. It's following, man.
I'm just gonna wear it.
Okay, guys, I'm sliding.
Oh, I see you down there, I'm bouncing on some flowers, all right.
I'm just gonna...
Can I remember once you know how I feel a bit the giant cold snap?
The big cold snap that's gonna happen.
I think the Midwest is going to get more fucked, which brings me no small comfort, but yeah, it's going to get really cold, it's going to be in the 20s, it's going to snow.
I swear it's going to be cold.
Yeah, that's a good ancient meme that.
You know, do you find it gun?
Yeah.
Famous medieval weapon gun.
I think when you swap your weapon, you drop what you already have.
I got a sick bow, day to take this bow.
It goes into my uh...
It goes my side.
Oh yeah, it's in the bottom right you can drag it out onto the space and it will drop.
Oh okay, I'm using the trigger though.
I guess mouse and keyboard does that.
Yeah, I don't know.
This might be more of a mouse and keyboard game.
And my dude.
I'll get out of here.
Oh, it's a possible.
Found a crossbow.
There's a muscle mommy statue in this building, I just want to point it out.
What?
What do you mean?
I just told you what the game patch notes have.
Oh, she's right.
Is there a muscle mommy?
What I like of you, Vinny?
Oh my god.
No.
Oh, it does.
Yeah.
Go.
Amazing.
It's literally what that's called in the passionate.
It wasn't like trying to be funny there.
I'm trying to be technical.
You're the beginning to do.
Oh my god.
I'm dying, squirtle.
Oh, it's all the guns.
Guess did I open this?
No, maybe I did.
Yeah, I'm out of healing for some reason. I thought healing was more available, but it's kind of not.
You see, there's little fountains that will appear and you'll do off.
I think they'll be marked on the map.
But yeah.
Map or night range.
No, not on the map.
Sorry, we're going to jump off on that.
I'll do off the fifth.
Yeah, I can't talk that.
Yeah, the the way point thingy.
The compass.
Yes.
the compass? no.
I didn't realize that there actually is a pronunciation of it. I'll just
compass. That's a compass.
I don't know if it's like an American. This is British thing or what?
I died like a pick yeah I died a thousand deaths
Do you have like unlimited revives in this game or are you like primordial data?
No you don't even have to have a single limit so all that till all dead pretty much
So as long as one person's alive, you could potentially welcome that.
Yes.
Okay.
I didn't realize I got revived, and I just stood there and I took damage.
Oh, hey, my crossbow.
Yeah, apparently you drop everything when you die.
I'm not really kidding.
No, no, no, I'll go.
I found a gun, so I am doing great.
Oh, God!
Oh, the gun is so much better than the crossbow.
Holy shit.
the
game
game like dump into things is great
so after this night it's imperative we
all my friends people last boss otherwise we're all
instaculous if we don't finish both their night
okay
Another key, I'm gonna go.
Oh, key, take a weapon slot, okay.
Thank you.
A lot of the final day, I finally exit for the darkness consumes you. I see they're going for shorter runs here.
I'm still not fully in the swing of the gameplay, but I kind of understand it a little bit, but maybe.
There seems to be a pretty good lawn here.
here. Is that a, we haven't right here, uh, it's fortress. There's like a, you're more
crazy this story. Here's a, I give it to you. Oh, thanks one. Here you go. She's light
I flew from music to a city in the chest, nice only picked up a key, I flew from my
fruit to make some sound, yeah, that's good, that's gonna reference that too, try
his at my fruit makes no sound, you know, Jeffro told still toers and he still sluts
and things at the same time.
Ah man.
That bottle is my mind.
You think by now he'd have alcohol on.
Yeah, yeah.
Where are we going fellas?
I guess we don't know.
The boss.
Yeah, that's our next class is the plane, the boss.
Are we going to take a bit of a day's over, right?
Yeah, let's, let's this way. It's Ponyonder.
It's a Ponyonder.
I love that move that your shit's a giant steak.
I think it's like a log?
Or a giant log, yes.
better version of my sword. I didn't really sort you have individual stats.
Locate the boss layer and steal the mild tofu.
Yeah, I found the muddots to the tofu.
You got it? It's very random.
I've got to find it. Yeah, I'm saying.
You do like how funny stuff.
That's so much that it annoys the parents that pay for this game, you know?
It has to be surface level.
Oh, you waiting for me?
Yes.
Oh, there's like a vendor here that sells things.
You guys already hang out there?
Does this transport you to a boss?
Battle?
No, just to just bother.
Okay, because there's a gold chest I want to open in a minute.
I'm going to throw all of that.
hippies.
I'm helping.
Thorney vines.
I don't even see the boss.
Oh, there's a guy shooting.
There's a guy shooting.
Do you see what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Man, Megabunk already did the us he thing.
I believe it's pronounced to shun this thing.
Oh an Aussie, yeah.
Oh yeah, look.
Just do this to any attack I knew.
Oh, it's not even.
You could die. You were now crackles.
Yeah, your mic is really static, I was saying something.
I'm dead. I'm real dead. Oh, no, I'm alive now
Trying to get you back
Got someone back
I'm gonna run guys.
Okay, okay, we're loaring.
Am I still?
It's robot.
I can't help you.
No, you can't help you out.
You're getting hit.
Oops.
Oh my god, Dave's got the right idea.
There he is.
It's very noble if you Dave.
So much just so this is Valheim with Guns.
That is so far from the mark.
It's insane.
Check remember.
It's risk of rain with memes.
Kinda.
I don't have a strength on the body.
Oh my god.
Yeah, shit.
Get revived and immediately die.
Are there any like potions or anything?
How do you get health back?
These are B.
Yeah, first of all, the B button is the B button.
That's mine.
You know what I mean?
Are you really going with that?
Me?
Oh, it's over.
Yeah.
Oh, my loud.
It's so fun.
Yeah, don't mind if I get it.
I'll turn myself in.
Oh no.
I'm trying to get our killer in maybe him skill issue
All right, I'm locked both other characters at least I guess we all now have we have more variety
That's good. Hello, hey, they love my late. Yeah, you're not allowed now
Okay, yeah
You make you make you make you make you
what's up healing shrines appear not much we're just loading
okay I change the guys oh I can join you there's a guy change her yeah that's just
like a yeah right on the juice guy yeah
I want to be cool is your man you can be wizard I want to be the
the archer. I don't know that it's sneak around and wait, no I don't. I can only be
sword. I don't know what it's sneak from you. Someone said this game has forced
me and while the memes in Megabong are pure and authentic. I think that's like a bait
to make me realize the error of my ways, I think.
But I like it.
That's, yeah.
Oh, wait, if you go to the purple me, just like chop-dude,
there's a healing shrine upgrade, where it makes you
sure.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Okay.
It seems like a good idea.
Yeah.
That was helpful, that was.
Yeah.
It says the permanent upgrades, too.
Oh, and it causes zero runes to get help by us.
Yeah, it's a part of the tutorial.
It's a unlock app.
Oops.
I guess if you didn't have the healing, that's why.
I didn't complete the tutorial first.
You must!
Should we do the Goblin appetizer again?
Yeah.
Goblin appetizers.
Three goblin camps three trials kill boss stealing gradient run to van simple get in we get out. We leave
Gen Z cannot make games or movies without memes as chat member. I don't think Gen Z made this game. I'm pretty sure this was like
Someone of my generation
But there I mean I you can tell
What audience they're kind of going for?
I don't know if it works or not.
Well, we'll see.
I need a 67 reference.
I really want to.
No, yes, thanks.
You really want to get permission from Vinny to add like auto time out to any insufferable
current mean.
So it's just in the robes,
chat members are getting timed out,
potentially banned for perpetuating being culture, right?
Am I right?
But here's the thing, how long until a meme is acceptable?
A couple months a year?
Never.
That's accessible in the first couple days.
And then like after a week, it's like,
okay, let's move on.
But I think moving on is how hard this possible thing
I mean streamer too sometimes, it's not always just their fault. I'll cop to that.
I don't have any trouble seeing enemies sometimes.
Is there someone not in the script, Goblins?
or like another character.
Like, kind of do, yeah, that's what I was thinking.
We died, we died, we died.
Don't look at my voice, it's a little narrow.
It might help to get the characters like some kind of green album or something.
Yes, actually, that's a good idea.
Yeah, I don't know, it's just an option.
I'll go that way, yeah.
Yes.
We want to do this.
I'll try it.
Good, yeah, things to do kind of blend together in this.
I'm going to the grass.
My special ability is shoot grass onto the grass.
So it's sometimes a little bit hard to see.
Let's go on.
I am the hammer wizard.
Seems kind of anthropocutable to your nature.
Like a wizard with a hammer.
I think I fall fancy one though.
It's just not people.
That's what I really do.
Yeah.
So, I would have thought you were finishing the Isle of Wads.
I was.
Did it make you cry?
Um, no, because I could kind of see what was coming, but it was still...
They're still really good.
It's funny, I've never seen the movie. I don't even know what it is. So...
Okay.
Is it so interesting?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it yet one day.
You should watch it.
Love the unknown.
There's dogs.
There's dogs and there's islands.
It's um, is it what's Anderson doing another animated movie?
That would be cool, but I don't know.
I think it was somebody who's like a...
Epic power up.
They're making a new human movie at Jared Leto plays skilletore.
I'm out!
Think about it.
I know we've more to think about.
He like how it's trying to do
If you don't have direct on someone in the industry
People keep getting work
You need to watch the
You need to do a reaction
So it's really nice
You really should
Let me know and see if you need to post it on that really
You know what you don't the name of it should be if it's got Jared let it went it
box off is a poison
yeah
oh man the new trying was so good
it's probably okay
I was going to ask if there's something wrong
the transplants are ship really paid as well this month
I didn't know that would happen to 180s properly to germinate, right?
Yeah, they should know better, but no, no, they'll just keep doing it.
My name is Sean Michael Morbius and I'm a doctor.
I'm not doing the whole thing, I don't feel like it.
My name is Jonathan Skeletor.
You know the torbius?
Right.
Doesn't really roll.
He's got to do the voice.
Is he going to do the voice?
I don't know.
He's got to.
He's going to do that.
I think Joel is probably going to be real pissed about this.
I know he's going to do it.
He's got the soft set.
I don't know if he's going to do that.
Or that?
Yeah.
I mean, he'll watch it. It's just so ridiculous.
Where are we going? We'll do a marathon in the last 15 hours.
Yeah. Yeah, he'll just watch it four times in a row while being delirious.
Pretty sure the good last.
I don't want to all flunger, was it all flunger in that one?
Was he?
I remember, was he leaving that?
But that is what caused that movie cause like cannon movie group to fail.
Oh, that was the cannon in the belly?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Christmas or cannon?
Well, I'm really just doing my own bullshit.
You like you guys are fighting a whole camp?
Is it good?
I just used this shrine thing that we purchased?
Um, they're green. There's one here where I'm at right now.
I feel like how do you place them?
What does that mean? Like you don't.
You just find them based on the world.
I think so.
That's a viscifer of iron.
So just at least a little underground.
has to have it and then they'll start spawning a lot like it's everyone that we get my use to
refill our blasts
there's a little oh yeah yes there's one there's one I found that was a flask refiller
guys there's abilities here for you at the skate park
What is it fantastic Obsidian right here, Sim.
Beautiful chest ahead.
What was that?
What chest was ahead?
I played Dark Souls 1. I've spent a good 15 hours playing. Oh, I didn't even get past or Orlando or wherever
Not many people do get past Orlando. They just get so organized by this new world
magical place. Yeah
and
there are other attributes you guys took out a camp and I don't know where the attributes are where
did you guys last take out
I don't know that way I lost myself in the bloodlust I don't know where it was
okay
I guess I just worry about it. I'm worried about it
Scissors of running.
Stupid game.
How'd you say?
Go on over here.
How'd you mock them?
He keeps that.
Okay.
I'm still in the little music world though.
This fucking lot is so much better.
This monster has a metal loop on it.
Metal loop.
Did the metal currency, you know?
Other purple juice boxes?
Hell yeah, more Facebook credits.
It's really nice juice boxes.
Gosh, it's a little juice.
Yeah.
But I think if you pick them up, it counts for everybody.
Oh, okay, then never mind you don't get it. I don't want to be there anyway
I'm going to this camp the this one's got green. I need to agree. Oh, oh, this is a healing
Shrine right here. Oh, this one will refill your flask. I don't know if it's only usable by one person though
It can be standing around okay
Oh my god, yeah, there's some goblins with pop-a-doors. I think oh, no, they got blue on their head
I think
Yeah, same thing
I'll come on, they destroyed the bucket
Ah, they're coming
And the ennister Jesus
Oh Jesus Christ
I'm just talking about explosive barrels yesterday during the quick riddleless gym and it's
explosive barrels in this too.
Grab the sword handle.
Oh, I got a nice crossbow, hell yeah.
I think I'm on it.
He's alive.
I mean, healing.
The agility increase, yeah.
I see the stats, the two, the three, and the one, right?
What game? Oh, dead cells.
Yeah.
Dead cells, that's the one.
Dead cells.
I found a brick that does a thousand damage.
thousand damage. Look, I'm serious, it does like a fuckload of damage, but like one time, I think.
It's a bit of boss. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a consumable kind of thing.
There's a whole own break. Yeah, that shit looked like it hurt.
that genuine the homologne has some of the most realistic
the fictions of violence I've ever seen yet I actually
just serves me a lot more now like as I was like why did I think this
was entertaining as a kid well it is and I find it entertaining of course
but yeah no as an adult I'm like that looks pretty fucking violent it's
Um, the home alone too is worse that's got some real real good
I want to see someone any more into the movie. Is that possible all we do there is a there is a
Corridor crew whatever it does a bunch of VFX stuff. They made home alone more violent. That was one of them
Mono, you want to come to the other thing monon base home alone blood splue in addition to you
Yeah, every year and a few seconds.
What's over there?
Power up.
They're up dates.
It's due to care.
This dude just did a monkey python reference.
Now the game is good.
What's up?
But we go, I think we're burning daylight, fellas.
I didn't see the green hole, why didn't I see it?
Oh yeah, if you push C, you say some kind of like witty, one-longer.
I love witty, flat-a-foods.
Wittitudes, I like those.
I enjoy when a character says the mean.
Witticism, that's it, that's the word.
what the hell
oh
my two
what the hell
What are you doing, Murloc?
Murloc, Murloc.
I can't believe it.
Tyxah 4% chance to explode.
Yeah, I'll take that.
Dangerous implement.
I'm gonna be in the leaves.
Did you get food to nomads of the time?
Yeah, I talked about it a little bit yesterday.
It's hard to know exactly what he,
Do I hate him? Do I like him?
I don't know, I think I think I want to hate him
It's a really good game. He's a restart. I know, but I start all good at all bad does
100% we got to go all in power. We had been pulling started tell me how to feel about the situation
You know, I mean, I'm now where he looks at the devil. He looks like the devil. Wow
I got to get you on the full source channels
That's where the real money is. I've seen at least three of those with me in all. Oh, yeah, no, I've seen it too. I've seen it too
No, he did I said yesterday. He earned his retirement and
If you subscribe every problem of a series to one guy that's insane, it's just not the case. Oh, no, it's
Not the case at all, but I mean like
Guys did like pioneer a lot of game series and yeah
I mean he's why at least Whitney was great.
Which game?
Did you get anything to wake in him?
Oh yeah, no no, that's a yeah all-time classic, absolutely.
He's like, he's a good guy, I want to be on the use of the other.
Yeah, all the ending right here.
Right, he had that.
Yeah.
And then he did that with Metroid Prime 4 and it was cool.
Did you like the ending of Metroid Prime 4 Desert I forgot?
No, okay, I was wondering if you were insane, but yeah, I didn't really know what the fuck that was, that was awful.
Yeah, unfortunate, it was what it was for me.
Yeah, I had to see what they were trying to do with the ending, but I don't think they succeeded.
It was an urn, just a problem, because the game ended up, it had, um, I don't know, it's just kind of okay at best at times and the characters.
They were, they weren't, you know, they were there, they were just kind of there.
I wouldn't say they were bad, but they weren't good.
No, they were, yeah, they were just there.
They were fine.
They were not worse than people made up they made them have to be this horrible cashier's they were again
I've got gonna play other em ever again, dude
And you shouldn't I wouldn't want you to do that to yourself. I will say I did see
Malz and Kenzie with a demon face as a family was he eating money? No, he wasn't but did say also say other other em was
like
those green gems in the game.
Owler, I don't know if I can get all of the green crystals, so I mean, it didn't take
a good survival amount of time, but the thing is like they spaced it out over the entire
game too. I didn't know you could avoid of the smaller crystals and just get all the bigger
For instance, is it crystals?
Uh, yeah, it was just filler, it was just a filler.
Those bricks are more insane.
I mean, my issue with the crystal water, something like the desert in the fog is like they all
exist purely for each other.
There's no other reason why they're there.
They don't fit the Metro and formula in any way.
It's no, not in any.
I agree, I agree with that, you know.
And also, it wasn't a bism of the block ship as a game.
I don't feel like it was a long time ago.
Same.
Get your middle of the road above average game.
With cool, really, really great moments,
just marred by a bunch of weird decisions.
That's...
I will look back on some of it fondly.
I hope they get a chance to make Metroid Prime 5
because they got the juice still.
They just need better juice.
I think they can still do it.
I've got to try and see if he knows they're now it's not on fun.
Who's taking over?
Trying to remember the name, they crossed this all the better.
It's one of his other studies.
She's been there since then.
He was producer for the remake and thousands of doors actually, and that was good.
There's not too much that needed to be done to be fair, for thousands of doors.
That game was fucking solid from, you know, there's a couple things.
But, um, I think the original remake three-master was a very good version of that game, no, and it was great.
game was already I think just in a very playable state even in the current year.
I'm down to almost zero health.
Oh, I'm dead.
But I think Metro would be fine.
I mean, they did sell plenty of copies of that game.
And I mean, I mean, the red did really good, too.
Yeah, that was my-
Yeah.
That was my problem playing.
More was how much better to red was.
Oh, yeah.
Just a fundamental gameplay, I know that that's very true, the prime doesn't have like real sequence breaks in it really ever.
Nothing more rare. It's kind of a very good piece in a lot of ways.
Yeah, they're very different types of games. The tread is just from on every level, it was an astounding video game.
Maybe not the music.
Yeah.
He was fun like a farm.
That was alright.
There wasn't anything you know about like...
I just wanted to go in.
Yeah, that's how I felt.
It did a job.
But it wasn't...
Oh my god, I'm sorry guys, I died.
I'm not worried we all disappeared.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
The music in in dread was good, but the music in super Metroid was it's
it elevates the game.
It elevates the game like a whole number score that's when you, you know, you
know you got something special.
I mean, the best part of the strategy of fighting for the super-metry thing came out after you put the flag in the flag.
I was over that life.
I'm sorry.
That's the best thing was they could make you think.
Shoot the shoot of.
Nice shot.
All right, there you go.
Did it?
Back to the battle bus after we got the potato. Yeah, yeah, get the bank gets the bank bus
No, no, no, that one
Jesus Christ
Oh, yeah
Oh, there's just that he just drops a ton of shit unless this is our ship from dying
Can you sell stuff?
like if it's not your class we've got to run
oh where's the bank bus where's the bus it's the right up it's a light upon
jalapeze it's a giant light
is it even worth it to spy anything right now
probably not who's got leave okay how much time do we have is there a timer on this
No, our H.C. is the timer, I think.
Oh.
Oh, we're trying to stone.
Good to stone.
And you know.
To stone.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's the steer.
I said, that.
That's the guide.
I'm in.
I died too.
Was it okay to die?
No, I lied to die.
We'll find out.
Well, I'm alive.
You're alive.
Yeah, I'm also a little bit of a sit-up then. It's a lot of fun. I didn't have the potato on me.
We don't have the potato. It was me.
And you're dead.
No, you're alive.
You made it to the butt.
I made it to the butt.
Yeah, okay.
He made it to the butt.
I know what that is.
His technique is so cute.
Yeah.
Go on.
I'm second.
Nice.
So it's just kind of nice to make it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's like my friend
We Lord it
Oh
I got my crossbow I have my levels. I'm still stone
I don't know if that car is over. I will find why am I still stone?
Free chests appear and they're jacked up
I'm at the top of the scoreboard for mode
That's a root I've known apparently you get a debuff from dying and it's the stone's dead
status. Oh yeah hover over it and it says health loss 30% for me
So eventually your character's gonna die oh
We all to him.
Magnificent. I was talking about that.
That's right.
Yeah.
Um, we do the next quest.
Lumber Lieutenant.
I hate that.
Logs?
Oh yeah, I hate those, yeah.
Just realize you have to refill your flask before you leave.
I thought it just did it on a matter of fact.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got this.
There was a flash.
Is carrying a flash gonna fall?
Flask, see this.
Plassy or not, classy.
I guess it depends.
Correct here.
Like, correct here.
Like it.
No, not as much anymore, I don't think.
Keep a what if you're like an uh, very well-directed well if you were to run a nice shore
Very well-directed
No, no, no, that you just totally made a good argument there. I think yes, if you're dressed well
Let's see, they will be a lot of that
And that's why it worked in the 50s too, because everyone was in suits
Everyone, at all times
You're charismatic and good-looking if you get away with anything.
1950's like every day cherry post, you know, people like post-picture of like they're
wallet and they're five knives, like carry around.
50's guys, like I got my Rolex, got my pack in the cigarettes, got my newspaper here.
I'll keep that in my breast pocket.
I'm fucking dead. I'm sorry. I'm not exploding this line.
We're getting that dead early.
Oh yeah.
First up.
So it looks like you do, you know, you keep your levels and shit, but everything's also more expensive.
Trying to think that this game is like, uh, one of those kind of,
can be kind of a sweaty, try hard with.
can you think so? yeah I think so.
it's like, Clyde Roland dodging.
does anyone know what the grass does on the ranger?
uh the poison?
is that poison? okay.
okay.
Let's go.
I'm gonna do the novice trial.
You look at you as if a sign is there.
What I can do is...
I like what the pestles called babies first hang in.
Interest in the end.
This is his pipe, it's still got his breath still in it.
Grab your spikes.
Don't breathe in, it's still in the back.
You die in the lesionnaires disease,
with over no while, how, but.
Is it true if you fart in a container and close it?
You can save the fart from millennia?
Is that real?
I don't know about that.
I was hoping you guys would be silent a little longer than that.
That was good, it was two seconds or three maybe, but you could have gone longer.
Question the value of the vacuum seal.
Okay.
Oh, this is a little...
Oh, this is a big waste of time, is what this is.
I'm big!
I got it!
Oh, God!
Oh, there's fault in it.
Is he your way of announcing new merch?
No, because in someone's gonna fucking clone me using my fart.
There's nothing here by the way, don't do it again.
I said, don't go up here.
I think I have a song about that.
No, I don't.
Wait, you know what, yes I do.
Yes I do.
I've been clone from a fart on the...
Hey, he's...
I'll be useful this time.
Oh
Yeah, I'll crazy
I'm gonna put it up laughing
That would be nice.
Yeah, I haven't seen it in a while.
Oh, it's even nice, too, God damn it.
We stopped to kill two of the latinants.
Lieutenant.
I blew their all.
Help him carrying this Lieutenant?
Sorry.
My spine has been crushed.
I have my help is now more stone than it is health.
I think that's just bray scale in name of drones.
Yeah.
I watched Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
Speaking of Night.
And in the first 10 minutes, a guy shits in graphic detail.
You see the poop come out of his butt.
And I thought to myself, man, I should make cookies.
And that was a pretty good show.
It's a Game of Thrones universe show, set 100 years before.
And it's a kind of a comedy-ish lighter show with a big of a man who's at night
And he's sucks and he's he's very he's got a lot of heart
Beening I'm trying to eat I've done this before but I'm gonna do it again chat member
So no one can be fecal funny because at any point at any time someone could be eating
The world misses out on the fecal funny if one person is eating.
Think about how poor much poorer the world would be for that.
Think is funny is that because Joel has fecal funny dot com and you have fungal funny dot com.
I'm like we don't get a lot of like fungal jokes on your streams
I'm morking on it
I'm waiting for the really funny mushroom joke. Yeah, no, I get you one
Funny mushroom joke. All right, let me think
You know Luigi that wasn't a mushroom. I got that one. Oh
Yeah, it's elastic
Hey, uh, nothing.
Yeah, I am ashamed of the lack of fungal funny. I actually really wish there I could think of more things.
Well, that's the general. I just want to think.
This is my story. I'm more my silly of a guy. My silly. My silly. Okay, I say what you're doing. I like to be workshopped.
I mean the easiest one is just like you're a fun guy. I don't know that one doesn't count. Not anymore. It's too easy.
I'm going to chat because they have a book of 200 fungal jokes, I need that book.
Just a chat recommended.
Use the contact form if you can.
It's chat, it's done me it.
I will give you nothing in return.
It'll be so worth it.
Oh my god, this isn't that many dead shit people.
Uh, it's like a down the road running alone just changing everybody.
Yeah, they go invisible, these fuckers.
Oh no!
Oh, there he is.
Man, this game got like exponentially harder.
At least it feels that way. I don't know which is real.
That's the me too.
No, solo, they need to be some balance if they have it.
I mean, the settings are very full, it's fun, G.
Across the day.
I feel like the upgrading is talking, that's sort of the health of the enemy.
Like, the amount of hits I have to do to kill one thing is ridiculous.
I would have actually just like given up at this kind of thing, so it's like a trap.
I don't think I'm where I'm supposed to be and there's nothing to do with it yet and so why am I doing this like I would just try to find the meta currency and then upgrade
Damies were after clearing.
They like the gold game is really low right now for me.
Is there actually a lot of money?
Yeah, maybe the gold isn't scaling right because it's multiplayer.
or maybe it's just all stuff that gets these years you're getting the meta currency on
for it which is how you know this game's usually working on.
Oh, you guys have done that way, oh shits.
the
helping
to
the way too unstone your health
of the
It's harsh, but he's right, you know.
Okay.
Can I have the recipe of Yuduki Cookies, please?
There's no recipe.
It's just by the fucking pills-very-age double chocolate
and just put them in the oven on a pizza plate with holes in it.
And they will drip.
Or you just, here's what you do.
Here, if you really want Duky Cookies, yeah, you do that.
But like mash like four of them together into one super cookie.
Super Duky Cookies.
Yeah, also known as shell eggs, so that shites, but what was that, it actually did, it actually did.
And I think you have to say you'd be cookie like cookie monster in order for it to come up, right?
Like, do Kikoki.
Yes, exactly.
Why did Krabby and in the Pokemon show say Kuki Kuki? Why did he do that?
No one is ever told me that I-
Why? I pre-other fucking Pokemon says this name.
But then you got that guy and he says Kuki. Why?
No, no, no, sorry. You're a gamer or a Krabby. Don't matter, the Krabby.
What's one of the two?
I think it's a Pokemon actually, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. We're in deep trouble
Oh, yeah, start you did go yeah, oh, there we go. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're in danger
What's it called when it takes 10 years to bake your cookie?
one movie
is a joke in rookie cookie
and
that was that's supposed to be a joke
oh man
do you do keep cookie forever
like the game took long to make
that what
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's comedy.
Oh, this stone's off now, I'm good now.
Don't think kids these days remember waiting for Duke you can forever, just kind of,
Yeah, released and they're like all this game sucks.
What we waited for this for 15 years, oh,
the kids don't know who Duke Nukem is and if they found out, they'd be horrified.
Probably good that they're playing.
Oh, yeah.
I just remember picking up a library and that came in like healing.
And I'm like, where is that his?
Yeah, rip it on my cock.
Yeah, pick up the turt and draw on the mirror.
That was my favorite part of the game.
How much development time was dedicated to the like?
Then let's put it that line.
That's the scene alone. If you spray it out like the total time of the game,
how much time was spent?
that the poopsie I mean every started development a couple times so it's
possible that was like the one thing was kiddos they just couldn't crack
We're gonna do a whole engine retool we can't get the food for
I can't get the food for I think I'm level five
Do we want to do goblins again our lumber lieutenant see thing we can
Hmm
Let's try lumber lieutenant's one more time
I want to see how fucked up this quest is from start
I'm also going to be wizard because I feel okay, that's the one I haven't seen, so
There's a Gandalf quote. Oh
Do you see? Do you see?
Wait, I selected
Lumber lieutenant. Oh, okay. When you complete the first one and you live and you go to the next one
And it's harder. Oh
Yeah, we run stage two we run stage two. We run stage two. I'm gonna explain some stuff
Do you see what else oh
Wait, is this like the death system
It's something.
Actually, it's probably not.
From what game?
My brain.
Oh.
That's one of the updates they did.
I was going to play that again, I forgot.
And then it's okay.
You can play it.
I have a friend who's like cool in the monster and he killed him when he instantly.
Yeah, that would happen.
I have a friend who's deep back in in this heart, and he's gonna be doing everything
and I told my other players like, oh dude, I'll play with you.
You did everything, but I would you want to keep playing.
Obsessive.
Do you just really like for me?
Yeah, what it means.
The gameplay is, I remember enjoying, it's fun.
It's just, you know.
It's fun with friends.
Yeah, yeah, the limited time thing didn't really work for me.
Whatever.
You forget what the game is, the game.
That's commendable.
The game is the game.
Oh, man, I'm fucking dead. They're cobbling archer killed me, guys.
Wow. I got you.
Why would he do that?
Looked you, man.
Hey, you're a fool.
the
Thanks, there's a key here, you can have it fine.
You know what?
Just up here.
Anti-Wizbiz times one.
What is that?
Does it come with sunglasses?
Some weapons come with like a, no, an item?
Ooh, does it pay?
Yeah, it goes, yeah, it goes.
There's a flash upgrade over here, okay?
or Flask refilling
You really can't unstone your stuff huh?
Wait, how do you unstone your shit?
You died already
Right, no, no, no, if we all die we unstone I are shit, but
No, I died again just now. So, yes, I have some stone
Well, okay, yeah, I guess once there's a party white view, there are no more shots.
Where are the other upgrades?
Did I miss some?
I think I missed some, man.
Alright, I'll go get them.
the
as it is a john goblin
a cemetery stone
here
as guns
and it you took the guns
I was going to take those guns, but I was going to take the guns fine.
No, it's fine.
You take those guns.
Thank you.
True of second chance,
upon taking lethal damage, you heal the full.
I got a legendary.
What the fuck are you?
I just found it in chests.
Forever round.
You're a you a weapon.
We're over here.
What came established the loot rarity color system?
I have low.
But the deal I've low, maybe.
Well, here's a lot of low reward for that.
I, um, it could have been the things.
I'm looking at his face.
Talking.
Yeah.
And thus, Frodo found a legendary after defeating the trolls.
Oh, he found it.
He found it.
And he said, GG.
That's not the whole thing.
That's how he'll be as he found them with the trolls.
And Gandalf found Glandering, which we all know was his ultimate.
build. Yeah. And then again said GG's. Well maybe if you think way back in history
about like the scarcity of colored dies that if really rare things are purple
it has to do with the rarity of the guy itself. Yeah that's got an interesting concept
I hadn't, you know let me kind of make sense.
Then what would photos shorten the blue would be frail or frail frail?
I know, I'm a bit of a Tolkien scholar, so yes it would be frail.
You could be on red letter mutia, a little bit.
A little bit.
What was that old color purple that like?
Why is there a fridge?
use a crush like molasses to make.
And then you think like a kid...?
Marion?
Terrient.
Is that why he was tearing lannister?
And no one could put the story in and run the broken.
Except every other character.
why is there a fridge here? why is there a cool ass on the fridge? there's a cool
ass yeah definitely not made by Gen Z definitely not now this is Gen X and they
just scribbled out the X and put a Z and they're like hello fellow children it's
Steve Buschemi what if uh don't you like to hear it like loaded that would prove
that they're Gen X.
Actually, the more dope fish is somewhere in between millennial and Gen X, right? I mean, that's not purely.
What was the little fellow with his nose over a ledge?
That one has to be right.
The Carol killed my one's favorite.
It was like actual boomer.
I mean, like real definition of boomer means.
Yeah.
Marmaduke is the funny shit I've ever read and I will be convinced of nothing else.
If Cumer peaked at Marmaduke in the paper.
What the hell is that?
That's pretty good.
I don't actually know what that is.
What was that?
That wasn't Barfield.
He gets clipped.
He's clipped.
He feels it's surprisingly funny, I've never realized how weird interesting how it is.
And I also haven't watched a bunch of YouTube videos.
Never realized just how insane a lot of like Sunday comic book illustrators,
where you cook cartoonists, just how crazy their lives kind of eat, their lives.
It's like cartoonists always have just really bizarre histories in their lives and they're
like how they got to the point of making cartoons for the Sunday funnies.
I've ever heard of considered that.
Was that like the first Sunday streams?
Yeah, getting the out of my grandma, I always call them the funnies.
Yeah, like wait until Sunday and you get all the wacky weird grab bag stuff in the paper.
I, and those were good times.
We all love Dennis the Menace.
He was wacky, he was wascally, and now Bart Simpson and Dennis the menace and each generation's troublemaker is just a TikTok streamer that goes and puts poison in someone's coffee.
Why did they start with the Calvin pissing stickers?
Oh, I've read about that once and have forgotten, but yes, that was a thing.
Shit, that was everywhere, huh?
It's like a fake panel, someone made it, like just like spread it illegally.
Ooh.
That one's another boomer, man.
The pissing cow, yeah.
It doesn't talk to me.
And so slow, funny video about the history of Garfield,
field and how it's sort of like a collective hallucination like we all think that Garfield
was funny but really I don't think anyone ever thought Garfield was funny it just sort
of perpetually existed in our lives at all times and we just kind of conditioned the
hell I don't know.
I love this.
Yeah we found out that the question we found the way we're going to keep in Jim Davis's
estate in the end of the business.
Yeah.
They got filled in friends. I thought I was a giant hedgehog, but I have gone to I've been to a Garfield house
I like that they had a phone, but then the the walls were orange
It was like black
Shag carpet and then the other room was also orange in the next month. I'll you just unleash fucking
Yeah, that sounds horrendous, dude.
Wait, was it like someone's home or was it?
Someone's home?
Yeah.
Someone's home.
Here's the crazy bit.
This lady married a dude who had a teenage student in the turtle's basement.
And that's what he was like.
Yeah, no, that's meant to be.
here to like I don't know if you have a giant wall of Funko Pop. Does it count towards
like the R rating for your house's insulation? You think you could get a ride off on that?
Yeah. That's a friday though. Definitely. I don't think so.
You can know when you get all of them go pop wall. When you get all three of those people in one
person you can now play as Luigi you are now where there's probably Rick and Morty
garages is it a thing anymore?
smiling friend garages now yeah oh or in a couple years people can be like smiling
friends it's all about blorpship.
The warp shit is where it's at these days. I got a warp shit vomitory. I'm gonna write that down. Yeah, please do
Where are these lieutenant?
Well, the compass says ones over here. Oh, oh, yes, did he spun here?
That's the thing with Luigi, it's like, what exactly does it mean?
Because Luigi mode can mean that you've completed something
and like, congratulations, it did really good.
Now, you can play the Luigi.
Or you unlock Luigi mode because they're doing so bad
that you need Luigi to help you because not so bad.
Yeah, so like in real life,
if you're like a candidate of Luigi hat or something,
something is that just mean like you're struggling and you mean we usually
like take you out of a hard situation or something.
I wonder about that too sometimes.
I think about that.
I've never thought about that.
Well, the weegean mode is typically like a new game plus.
Like, it's more like you've unlocked,
what's this name?
Nav it.
Funky mode.
Funky mode, yeah.
That's right.
Nav it.
Funky mode, yeah.
I guess the newest system.
Yeah, Luigi doesn't really help Mario.
You just helped him a couple times when he was lost or whatever.
Now anyone here before he comes in, I'm over here.
Hey, Dan.
You're emotional support, Tom.
I know that things can be real, real lame.
That's why you need to take a sweet birthday and play Donkey Kong Country Returns on the Nintendo Switch 2.
That's how he does it. He would be very sensual. It's supposed to be like, you know, he's whispering.
There'll be a good video. He probably exists, right?
Funke you can't whispering, sweet enough things to you.
Oh yeah.
He's at the home.
He's at the home point.
How are they?
You can do anything.
I mean, that's arguably the original video.
Yeah, you know what it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is this, I wanna say it's like 20 to 30 minutes long
that it's really old, I wanna say it's before the YouTube.
And it's a guy doing that funky tongue,
there's another close flame, like this first
or second Sonic the Hedgehog game.
but it's like corrupted, but he acts like it's normal.
Kind of similar to that, like, super Mario Brothers.
The one that I did?
Yeah, the one that you did.
It's familiar, yeah.
It's only on our Kived.org.
And I'll watch everyone's,
it always cracks me up.
It's very funny.
And everyone has to be the funky part of the world.
It might even be the same guy for all I know.
Is that the same guy that I did with video
with like, what is that game like,
losing a world because 3D sequel would cruise in USA.
I don't know those games, but when it's the game, it's really corrupt and insane.
What can you need this keeps playing it as if it's the game's normal.
That's like a joke.
It was from like early 2000.
That's a good bit.
Yeah, I did that with the Mario Corruption.
You know, that was that was an old bit of mine too.
I think that was probably long time ago.
I remember those.
Yeah, it was 15 years ago.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it's like...
Yeah.
That was the expiration date on how...
What you could do that bit.
You can't do it anymore.
Sorry.
That was my first memory of vine sauce.
Was you doing corrupt.exe and you're playing NES.
This was like livestream.com or something.
And corrupting Mario and you're making up a new name.
Every time a corruption happened,
And then you know these are like the most mild curfews of management also like oh, it's a super Mario backwards
Transprother and we're all like L alone hard. Yeah, that's what I mean
That was truly the marmaduke of its day. Yeah
Hi, but we loved it then we would a laughing and we enjoyed every moment
Big guys want to believe we've turned us.
It's at Slurfgeus. Oh god, I'm almost dead.
We get three more Slurfgeus in one, one, eight.
Oh, that's good. Oh, the mushroom got me back.
Don't get close to that.
Mushroom wasted.
It's getting kind of hard.
Yeah, and also we, we've not been efficient.
I'm gonna be real. I'm noticing efficiency issues.
In myself as well. I'm not blaming my team.
Oh no, I'm done to one fucking health. I wasted my mushroom!
No healing.
Oh, cry!
You didn't even pick up up.
Good team?
I didn't know, but I am dead.
Oh, okay.
I'm sure I break it, guys, I was my only brick, but I had no choice.
What do you think?
Yeah, I got him.
Okay, base, come with me.
Thank you.
This is a weapon man.
That's like out this.
It's all being shipped.
It really is. This game is Gooncore.
Gooncore.
100%?
Very obvious.
I got off the hand.
I got off the hand, everybody.
Based on the screen.
I got traffic key.
Hold on, I died.
I think I have to go back and see it up.
Oh!
Okay.
It's just right here.
I got it.
There's like upgrade right here.
It's like boot.
There's some boons over here.
Y'all.
I'm not boon with it.
My spirit.
Oh.
Oh, cool.
I have bringing up the boards.
Yeah, this kind of thing.
I got that too.
You have a plane lord of rain, though.
And now we have the rain of the Lord.
Haha.
The soak copyright infringed.
It's green though.
It's fine.
You can't copy right the shape of a ring, but you can't copy right the shape of a ring.
What do you find these scrapers?
Muboon, how do you do this?
Spirits.
Blood.
Leaching touch.
Primary text give one health.
Sounds pretty great, actually.
It's the final day.
Where's the looter?
Yeah, I get that.
Lieutenant is just walking around.
He doesn't have a marker above him.
We're going to find it.
Check the Bimmocompus.
It's on a compass but yes, 40% critical damage minus 100 armor. Is anyone want this?
No. Okay, I don't want that. I'll take it. I took that like I'm just going to be squishy.
Yeah, I'm using a sword now so I can't use that really. Oh, we're dead. We're so fucking dead.
Shirt on the air
You're so fucking dead. Wait, I like that. I'm like it's in like a boarding
Yeah
This is why there still go whenever the
Everybody's fighting the boss. Oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, he's very here. Does it was that Mario?
Yeah
You're going to have to sleep so soon.
I'm so sorry everybody.
It's like totally blown out.
Oh, that's like God.
Oh, it's the race.
Yeah, the race.
Oh, is it just spawns like unkillable enemies until?
Yep.
and
of
the game is that he's a way
can we play one more match now that we all know what we're doing clearly
the
My wizard looks like the default unity run cycle. Oh
He's I don't know. Yeah, well
It really isn't a default unity anything but there is mix-emote. It has a lot of freely available
Oh, is that what that is? I mean, there's like a lot of like free mocaf animation
You know libraries up there because you know, there's a really
Unlike the thing like that
I guess I'm really doing kind of has a default dude, but
Yeah, literally anything it don't matter. It'll make up. You want to put a huge sculpture sometimes, but yeah, you can do it line up up
I'm gonna stick with the wizard since I just started enjoying him. Oh
All right, let's do whatever
I'm kind of wondering, is the map generated based on the hosts, like acquired perks or is it all of ours?
No, because like, if you have like healing shrines unlocked, I'm just wondering like, if you have them unlocked, is that gonna appear for someone else or is it just you?
There's a tiny bunch of village over here.
No, I think there's like the effects it changed.
It's all over.
Okay.
I keep almost hearing that what is a Yevon Polka song?
Okay, I keep I almost hearing that
Isn't that's not leeks. It's no it. No, it doesn't say the kids know it as leeks been meet me. Cool whatever
I'm 40 though, I don't know what is that
True, that's it's old. It's bleach
What's bleach?
I just think of the old turtle man for six legs
Yeah, that's nice
You know what song I really like from my youth
It's not all stop just right. I don't ever get the the jog jams. Yes, I love the original
Oh, I have the jog jams.
I was thinking about the jog jams a couple days ago, in fact.
I'm on the train.
We're at it. Oh, yeah.
I don't know where to train.
The mommy statue again.
The brainworm songs like Crazy Frog.
Yeah.
And then Crazy Frog started tagging me and Joel on Twitter.
Oh, that was dude.
That was so fucking...
It's trying to get into the community discord just like trying to get us to let them be this green
They wanted to crazy frog wanted to stream
Yes, so like there are social media things a bunch of 18 year olds like being paid in like saving product teams
But why are they need anything to do with vine sauce?
Because I guess that's what the entrance wanted to get a red bull somebody
access to Vini and Joel please
Please
I don't know what happened to them. I they're still around for them frog's they all died
Frog's not that very long. It was really tragic. Yeah, I
Don't know. I feel like Wendy's is my friend
I like when they do epic poems
Where he is?
Be gone, Bun!
As I played, we used to use a shock of chance.
I played in Pep van in school,
so we're constantly playing at, you know,
football games, hockey games, and all that.
It's just so weird having like, you know,
concert van versions of, of,
of Jocchan's, and those versions got stuck
I had not the real size, I don't know any of what you're talking about.
It looks like an ice pool that you'd get the high school bands to play during athletic games
and you'd play all the like you know exciting songs.
Okay, okay.
That's a job I think.
I think so, you know, just like,
it's not just a generic genre for like, get hype music.
C.D.C. is Jack James, by the way.
I mean, I mean, I thought it was like that's what people listen to at the gym. It's always
C.D.C.
So it's the last.
Yeah, I mean, seven armionation is like the ultimate job.
Seven.
Yeah.
Do you know why it's called that?
Seven.
It's called that because when Jack White was a kid, I think he heard
Salvation Army wrong.
And he just,
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the story. I'm serious. I'm serious.
Yes, six seven nation armies that what you want me to say? I'll say it. I don't care. I'll take one for the team.
Fine. No shame.
There's this some shame. You know what I'm saying?
This is the most, the most, and the six seven meme is also just like extremely empty calories.
Sam's the thing, I wish people had a higher standard for me.
I'm on O, I mean I would like to do nothing to share me.
It's like there's no. That's nothing.
It's like we should be at least one extra step to the comedy parts, not just, okay, there's
the thing and the mean is just say the thing and that's the full extent of it.
Well, there's all the hand thing, you know, the hand thing, the mean dervide.
I guess that is a tiny bit of nuance.
It's a mean check mark. I don't remember if there's a thing with the means.
I don't remember how it happened, but at our show in Baltimore,
I had some kind of meme discussion happened while I was talking to the audience.
I, there was like, anyone got any other memes?
And I think it just naturally turned into six, seven.
And I had like 25 to 50 people all saying six, seven and doing the hand motion.
And I was like, let's never speak of this again.
And, uh, here we are.
This is called meme school.
It's called meme school.
Yeah, meme school.
Yes.
I'm sure there were some context that I'm missing for that, but yeah, it was a strange moment.
You know what I'm learning with a lot of memes and things is that there really isn't anything else to learn.
There isn't any context, it's just my friend was saying things, so I say thing and then now that my other friend say thing.
Yeah, that's the me.
And I don't want them to have that model.
I know, I don't know.
Sorry, I'm not gonna get into the model.
I don't think you should be allowed to do that.
I don't know.
What could I do?
Did you have any, when you were younger, though, model, like any, like the funny hand motion
syrup, whatever?
Oh, yeah, we have a mimo.
Well, we had the cool, uh, yeah.
I know, that was all the rage for a while.
Oh, the mimo.
Mimo.
Yeah, it's the giant elf that makes up the Midwestern
states down to Louisiana, Minnesota, Iowa,
Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, draw the outline.
The giant giant elf.
The most close I have been in Tennessee.
And then Tennessee, Tennessee is a frying pan,
and it's frying Kentucky.
It's crazy.
I knew that one, man.
I think it's great.
New meme unlocked guys, I'm fighting a boss here alone in health
Oh, that's the thing with the mid-last though, is that we get all the trendy stuff
that very last. The coke just make up everything that's cool and then we get it like five years later.
Well, I think the internet probably changes that a little bit, right?
Yeah, that's not a little bit like a hyperliferate, more slowly.
Thank you, Mom.
They didn't get the internet until five years ago,
chat members said, yeah, it's true.
Monarch, are you gonna be okay?
No, I know in the snow.
Oh, you're gonna get eighty-seven shots on it.
Yeah, it should be fine.
I mean, where I used to live was like a really old house.
So in the cold, there was an actual risk of pipes bursting.
We had like had to set up heaters in the basement, or lord.
People have pipes warm and stuff and stuff.
We're all right, ladies, it smells like everything is shut down.
Yeah, you can use the Louisiana. You can't handle more than an entrape.
Nope.
Chad, I'm driving on a minute, so did I.
I wasn't gonna go there, sin, but that's why they call you sin.
Yeah, this fuck guy.
I haven't rose to Darzlo, Targets.
of
are we going to kill other boss but we're making better progress than last time
yes
all of the store here
where's the store
uh... is right here
uh...
Well, it's a trade. Oh, there's a trade offer and there's some historical items.
It's not, actually, guys, I think, of course. No. No.
No. The haters mask. Are you a hater?
Oh, I don't know. No, I'm a little bit of a hater.
That's the chance of what I can't do.
10% sprint speed. You know what this game could use? It could use the thing that Megabong has
where you can crouch and slide down hills. Yeah, it means tribes, slide down.
Trash mechanics. You know whatever you call it, you know, I love it. Yeah, that's you.
It's bunny hopping, something. Yeah, but the physics-based movement down hills would be
awesome. Then you just want this to be megabok.
Well yeah.
Yeah.
Shit, you're right dude, this does me fly.
No, they get about it's like, yeah.
It's the perfect game for it. There's hills.
So like, movement, you know?
So kind of like the ultimate life form is a crab.
Not something, it's just like one game that every game secretly wants to aspire to.
You know, he just gradually becomes that game.
What do you mean he just perfected?
Oh, I like one line crash.
Right.
Everything he wants to grab.
Video game, carcennization.
That way he's just taking the game.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Any game exists long enough that we'll get enough patches that inevitably all become the
Fortnite.
If he takes time.
Yeah.
It just all becomes Fortnite.
Right Shakespeare on its own.
Yeah.
I got the lieutenant.
He's like a mile away. I'll go over there
Trying to break throw it out of
Oh, you know what I should have to do that. I don't know actually no way no you should have given someone monochle
No, I
I felt like that does magic damage. I took it. I'm not really like doing a build. I just kind of grabbing whatever seems cool at the time
Yeah, I say behind you, because it's revised trying to revise all allies and gives you guys all died. That's a good idea. I forgot Monno wasn't a wizard right now
I was so many there was like a theory in chat. You know when you've been sick for a while and then there was you had the stream where you have an audio issues with mono
So people think that you can track it. Oh, that's funny. Mono then and then you just haven't been the same way since that's a good bit
I haven't been the same truly
Oh, we got a boss now. Oh, man. Yeah, the sword here. Green, green, sort of sometimes. Yeah, we've got plenty of time. Now we can just power up.
Oh, that's the boss. Oh, there's a healing here, base, clef. And anyone else, I think we can get our blasts back, maybe?
It's back, maybe?
There's another uh, no, over here too.
All right, go for it.
Wow, you got a raid.
Don't acknowledge that.
I'm gonna encourage them.
Now thank you for the raid.
True Mage, that's a good name.
Unbiased.
Oh, I just throw a brick at a regular enemy, damn it.
What's that limited?
You're limited? Time breaks.
It's the other. It's only a couple.
There's a frame breaks.
I just got an item that gives me an extra 75 health.
That is pretty amazing. It doubled my HP. It's funny how the word brick has multiple meanings.
I'm telling you, I don't really have one meaning. You don't want me to go there, do you?
All right, I don't have to. It's fine.
No, yes, ending this. Yeah, no, Mono, Mono just ended that whole improv session.
That's actually a mono in your region and across the United States for the most part, it's gonna be brick.
I guess? Have you heard that term before?
No.
It just means cold.
It's not anything weird or gross.
Do you make that up?
No, genuinely, if it's brick outside, that is a local argument.
Albany direct. Yeah, I've never heard of that. Yeah, here. Let me go quickly.
Rick equals cold direct lingo. Let me try. Okay. You can do like bias, confirming
Google search. Tell me more about the commonly used phrase of Rick referring to the cold.
It says Rick also means a helpful person. I've never heard that before in my life.
A reliable, helpful person, a useless electronic device, a bad basketball shot, a large quantity
of drugs, or something extremely cold and heavy, like whether or a heavy load, wow, there's
a shit load of meanings for brick and not even the comedy one that I was about to invoke.
Huh, frankly it was just about any generic word. There's always going to be a sex version of the word and a drug version of the word
It's just like given in in language. Yeah, if you're soft and
Chat's going to hold it
There's too many people in chat for them not to
I'm ready
I was just getting a thing
That boss, I'm not sure if I'm back right now.
It does a thousand damage. It's crazy.
These types of games you really have, like,
Abro, I think it's a call like,
HATE tables or something.
HATE tables?
Correct.
From the EverQuest days we call it hate
So it's like the more damage you do the higher priority target you are for NDCs or
It sounds like a familiar concept. I feel like I played a number of games that do that
Yeah
Call that a place mom
It's called, yeah, thanks.
Like in this point, Path of Exile 2 for the first time, I was trying to figure out, like, okay, I gotta keep my
Agro down, so that the tank can keep it in like an DPS or whatever, but I don't think the game works that way, so.
You know what I'm doing?
One other fan of Everclass can chat, I see you.
I was going to ask Mono considering we played a lot of the same games growing up and
grew up around the same time.
What is the game you say you spent the most amount of hours in your life?
I'll eat at least.
No, I usually have like one and it's mods.
Oh right, yeah, okay, same game.
Like my old teenage years was just every mod, a matter of how long it was like.
My teams.
Oh yeah, we definitely, I know we've talked about this.
before but for anyone who doesn't know there's almost zero chance we didn't run
at each other at some point like playing some new mod or something like natural
selection when that came out or something probably yeah and how I just can't
really play teamwork this classic with Mac the monitor or who would eventually
go on to become like them oh yeah that's what I remember that story that was
It's like, we're just like 10 years ago.
Yeah.
A lot, or a couple times.
I use a regular in our community.
And I don't know, he was just kind of an annoying little kid that he was kind of tolerated for a long time,
but he was musically talented and would like make goofy songs about the people in our community.
And that's why I learned later that he would go on to become a big musician,
Someone found one of his weird inside Joke Old songs from my 2001 that was about our community and people like what is this?
There's probably someone right now on some other stream across the world that's like yeah, that Vinny guy
So fucking annoying and team forchers classic and everyone else is like who the fuck is Vinny?
That's the movie. Oh
That's just my life.
In chat, it's not Daffy pals, it's Daffy, we like stuffy down to Z-Powl, it's not Daffy.
Because even wrote a book called Daffy Stories, oh, that is confirmed.
Yeah, all right, but we the theory does go to rest now fully
He has said that before, but he usually is
Yeah
Okay, I picked up my loot everyone else have fun
I got the tater.
I got a bone staff, but I picked up a mushroom.
Very happy with that.
So apparently the word Daffy comes from calling someone Daff.
Because I only does like Daffy, like with a T, and maybe that just became Daffy.
after we pounce. He's still streams, right? Let me. Oh yeah, he's really-
I think he's really- I think he's been on Twitch for like 12 years. Like he's been
just a long time like OG or Twitch.
One of like, he's in original. And I don't just mean like as a streamer. I mean just like
Why is it really an original talent?
Yeah, some of the best you know it's on switch. I think
It goes my mushroom
You hardly ever see a TV personality permanently shift streaming games. Let's true
Oh, that's bad, I'm not sure, not games, that's kind of like his retirement thing.
Like he said on stream that he'd be perfectly fine, streaming for the rest of his life.
It's just like he loves it, gives him money, he can be funny in front of people, which is all he wants,
and is totally content with it.
That's why the retirement arc thing is silly to me, like for me, at least.
I get like people with need to retire and certain circumstances or like you know health reasons
But like sure enough for example even though he announced his retirement
He still does like streaming. I mean we've talked about it. He he loves to stream. It's just
When he's feeling it when he's able and when you know when he's
In the mood to stream he'll do it
But he did she did stream like a hundred times last year. That's true. Yeah
I think it's just, yeah, it's nice to have it as a hobby to the point where you can say,
I don't need to stream every single day, but I can, you know, when I feel like it, and that's a nice, that's a, a gift, honestly.
I think even for me, like, I think even for me, like, I think even for me, like, I think even for me, like,
Like
Well, let's just you're talking about him the same way someone would justify keeping an old dog suffering from some chronic illness
I know I'm in a interpretation
Yeah, when you say like that now I'm like fuck
I don't want that I don't want that for anyone
I should we should we lower next level? I'll do camp, scoblin camp.
Yeah sure. Don't forget to ramp a little flasks.
Yeah sure, flasks. I haven't had stone. I'm also.
I can. I'll stone our you guys.
I hope we're there.
I don't know.
But like even for me, I can see, I do love streaming.
of streaming there's a lot of games that I just want to play just for myself and
some that I know will be fun for the audience. But I also, um, I think last year,
I streamed a little less than the previous year just because I ended up taking some
vacations, I ended up chilling and I did stuff with the band. I could see that happening
more and more and just taking a little bit more time off, a little more time to travel.
But I think I'll always come back to streaming because I just, it's fun.
It's a really, yeah.
You get to be goofy in front of an audience and you don't have a boss, like at a TV network telling you.
I can't do that.
Which, by the way, when I worked at public access, I literally had that.
We were doing these fucking stupid goofy shows,
um, made my friend Paul, lay a bidet, and other things like that.
And the people in charge the bosses were like you can't you can't do this
They thought for one for Labor Day. They thought we were gonna burn down the building
Even though there was no real fire. There was no fire was lit whatsoever
They thought we were devaluing the channel
Even though it was a public access channel that no one was watching
I thought it would be funny to make fun of it a little bit here and there like you know in the age of the internet
We're on public access. That's funny
It's okay to be self-aware about these things, but yeah, eventually they were like, yeah, you can't do that anymore
And that was the beginning of the end. So I remember there were people online that got like weirdly upset with me that I quit my job
But I had to
I was making almost slightly above minimum wage and I was getting like actually censored
I was being told that I couldn't like do the bits and the shows that I wanted to do
So, and it's like with streaming, you just do whatever fuck you want for the most part.
You got forbid you show an accidental nipple.
But, um, and then the other side of that is, it was fun, and I miss going to a place,
but producing a show that, I don't know, 150 people were going to watch on Staten Island,
versus streaming to several thousand.
It just seemed obvious to focus on the streaming.
And, you know, I, but I missed it.
I actually fucking really missed being a part of that
and having a local community and people bringing in
trays of like catering.
I'll miss the cater.
Guys, I'll miss the catering the most.
But what do you get catered at a public
access?
A lot of Italian.
Who knows?
Yeah, sometimes sandwiches, you know what? The big sandwich.
You know what I mean? Like a brief flip.
Four foot sandwich.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay, or like, I don't know.
Chicken, you know, like an eggplant, something like that.
It was good. It was in like local places.
I'll say, you know, stat island is whatever, but we got really great food here.
And people would bring in like chicken masala like hot trays of food like that. There was really good
Pasta people would bring in
Yeah salads and also pizza that was a big one. You know, you could I don't know how it is now but back in
to back in the year 2011 you could feed
like I don't know six or seven crew members and and a
talent on screen talent for like less than 70 bucks.
Yeah, it's funny. I know I said the funny number chat and I didn't mean to. I really didn't even
fucking mean to. I don't know what you got to put up. I want to turn on and like I don't
That's a bad past right through me.
Yeah, my eyes widened.
I was only aware that I said something objectionable once I heard.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's okay.
You're plugged in.
You know what the youth like.
That's like the six and seven.
They're like no funny numbers.
I get it.
I do too.
Oh, I hate it.
That's funny.
I didn't even realize it.
I know them.
They blew her as me.
So notice if we pulled the logs towards these lamps, they're way easier to fight.
Well at least for me as melee, because it gives a huge speed boost, and you can avoid all of your attacks.
Yeah, yeah.
Where are we going?
Oh, no.
This one. I want to take this camp.
the
enemies are very spongy in this game that would be
i feel like time to kill is is pretty
intense compared to like risk of rain
doesn't make it bad necessarily but it's not it's not as fun
maybe
but also i guess there's how many people we have like seven people here right
We're on level two out of five, yeah, right now.
Oh, there's five at a run.
Yeah, little map it shows like you little
the crew moving down the map.
There's a super boss.
And then I can't down this area, this direction.
Okay, do we want to go for this big one over here?
Is this one I think we should take this one?
I think this is one of the ones that we got to take.
Jump.
Oh, that's a shop, never mind, okay.
Yeah, we got camps, we only need tribes.
Just to fill up pillars.
I wonder if this game will have interchangeable skills, like risk of rain at some point.
I think that would be pretty cool.
Staff of the Funky Bone.
Hey dude.
Slime Pike Mall for melee.
It's a blue melee.
I
Do
Okay, I will say
I'm still going to say if any melee people want a blue melee weapon,
Come to me because it seems good.
Are you?
Oh.
Right up here.
It's free.
It's just, it was in a chest I found.
MLA!
Holy fuck, Ryan.
You're dying.
Well, I have a desert storm gun.
Oh, I opened a bunch of those cards.
The S can say it's a common with trading cards.
All the rewards are in the trading cards.
Because when you're talking about desert stone trading cards, for pods, there's like
Iraq, war, hogs.
Oh my god.
The great is kind of move that concept at the next generation of trading things.
It's still blows my mind that you had Jesus pods.
I think it was just that they used to go to these craft shows, high school
and things.
When I was a kid, and people were just mass-produced, the most random thing.
Like, oh, for $5, just take as many pods as you want, and apparently there's a bunch of
Jesus pods.
But I like the pod that says, I'm guilty of murder.
That was amazing.
the thing at craft shows now I got a lot and it's all 3D printed garbage
you know what just yeah constant yeah yeah yeah there's like spirits here for
you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
wait wait oh holy fuck hold on shh
the one I see the most at crash shows is the you know like the little Buddha guy
but they put like different character heads on yeah right and I see yeah
he's teaching you and I'm on homeers yeah like homeers is stable at
Comic-Con the dragon you have the egg of the dragon yeah yeah if you just go
What is it thing of verse or whatever, like an archive of 3D prints, files, it's just
like whatever, a couple of the most popular things people just mask produce that stuff
and then just sell it.
Yeah.
At MagFest's the vendor tables, we're generally pretty good, but it ends up being a lot of key
chains and like, you know, what are they like acrylic?
Like, you're just a acrylic with like a character inside them, that kind of thing.
Those machine-trouche-8 things.
Yeah, those two.
I mean, it's just, any video game convention over the past several years that's been
the main feature.
So, there's...
No, there's no.
There's a location.
Like in the same December.
Like, it's not a lot of that shit.
It's a streetfender.
Yeah.
I mean, it's cute.
Some of it's pretty good.
It's just a matter of like, when you're at a convention, my eye, my eye start to glaze over
because there's just so much of the same type of thing. And it's usually just like
wifus and send, send pies. So, to subscription service, the pies. Yeah, send pie.
That would teach you how to get a pie, send service.
Yeah, you got a pie pie pie pie.
Pie hole. Oh, there's already a pie hole. That's a thing to block, it ends.
Hi, yep.
Hi in the sky.
Hi guys.
Here's it.
Nobody ever really cooled their pies on a windowsill for you to like steal from.
That was a fall for two.
That was like a hard field would do that.
Garfield was still the window pie.
Yeah, he would.
He's a piece of shit.
Yeah, like look for the first
And behind you
I really happen people did that all the time
They made me think that like quick sand would be a thing I'd have to deal with every day like my god
Man, what are we learn what what were they teaching us? What were they thinking?
And that, at the sort of road rats where it's stewed sleeve walks around was terrifying
to me as a kid and I was like really worried like people are just going to be sleeve walking
all the time.
I thought it was not going to be during my life.
I was walking the night class tables.
I thought I would develop sleeve walking because it was just so common in cartoons and
of course I would do something like that but no luckily I haven't.
you're aware of. I'm aware of it. I mean one more trial. Yeah I need to
don't don't activate healing yet please I need to come there so I can get
oh my god. Oh man. Where were we past that now? Did you activate the healing? I didn't.
It was a beast. Who did it? It was both of us. Technically it was both of us.
Oh oh oh oh oh I still keep trying to beat up. Okay so she there was I like to let you know
that that was a morality test and you failed. I wasn't even concerned.
We should remember what this revived shrine is. So when you fight the boss you can like run over here and revive it.
The problem is the boss has its own arena. It locks you.
I was a fight in some crazy shit, I need help. I don't know why I did this. This is a mistake.
I heard the board text in the middle of the dice.
Oh my god, I'm fucking ungitin. My ass had it to me here.
Let's get to that shrine.
I'm gonna try. Yeah, speaking of, yeah.
you're up hold my god
there's your up and your up here
two things
oh I get it
this is something new so I don't know if you can show that on Twitch
Yeah, you're a peon, you did bad impression.
Could we use a shrine already?
Shrine's user.
It's still glowing for no boy.
He doesn't even need to use the other one.
We need it.
Still there, it's still usable.
It's no problem done that one for me.
No.
Is it on the...
Oh god.
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
Yeah, no problem.
It's a liar.
Right, look out.
Oh, I'm alive. Thank you.
Every time I open YouTube, I see your shit cookies. What the fuck man?
Wow. It's chocolate's fault for looking like poop.
Honestly, every time I close my eyes, I see the poop.
I see the poopies.
Silent Hill.
I heard the new Silent Hill movie is really good.
Okay, for example, it's rated lower than the worst Silent Hill movie.
It's a great song.
Yeah.
Surprise, Pikachu phase.
Is it a special thing like a game?
It's not the one games.
It's a special thing.
No, it's a aspect.
It's a lost game.
That's good.
It's good.
You know, the director, I have a feeling something
interview with the director probably went like this.
I don't know who the director is, but it probably was like,
what I wanted to tell my own story.
That's my favorite.
When a director of that material,
and they want to tell their own story,
that's I'd love to hear that.
That's so fun.
Hello, TV.
Halo is, yep, but one, only, but one.
Blood guns here.
Over here, Brian.
Yeah, there's guns.
Whoever died, your guns is here.
you guns is here yeah guns is we do have to do one one more trial yeah this
final day and a box there
I made a mistake, thought I was a bunch of spirits here.
And this isn't even a trial, this is just wasted time, I'm so sorry, got there in it.
I'm gonna pass that point.
That's fine.
Right until the last breath.
Holy shit.
I've never said he could run right us.
Yeah.
No, the new stuff in the movies is real apparent.
I'm feeling real real real real real real.
Oh my.
It's so crazy when you see those moves that come out.
like knowing the dollar is gonna get like,
like they overseemed like a handful of theaters.
Those are the asymmetrical movies.
Yeah.
Well, the Star Trek, the new Academy show,
apparently they did a YouTube premiere
of the episode for free.
Yeah, that's good.
And it got like 1300 viewers.
So Star Trek is healthy right now.
Where it's in a good spot.
someone said that the release of that was more viewed than the red letter here review of deep space night. Yeah,
actually, it seems to be, it seems to be true. Yeah. Holy crap. Yeah. The franchise is healthy.
There's a healing shrine here, I think. Yeah, there's a healing shrine. I don't know,
There's a tiger right here.
Gotta go for him.
Oh yeah.
There's a right behind behind there.
Did you watch Star Trek Enterprise while it was releasing?
No.
I wasn't really a Star Trek fan of time.
I'd only seen the original series by then, and the movies of TNG.
So I didn't watch Enterprise.
I thought it also didn't look like Star Trek.
Like Star Trek. It looks too NASA and like clean and then what I watched it eventually I was like actually there's some great stuff in here. It's just
Some weird decisions, but good show mostly
That scene where a laser beam shoot to Earth and I saw that at an age roast worried about the apocalypse
It man, that was really helpful for me to see a laser just shoot Earth
Yeah, yeah
It was like you never saw something like that in a in a star truck before like actually Earth got shot by the
Well, that was independence day the whole movie was that yeah
I was just not scared of me, but I
I was 10 and I had the same thing as user. I was terrified of the earth and
just the world blowing up because of independence day and I was like we're
fucked if aliens come to earth. We're screwed. There's nothing we can do. It's over.
What if it nice? What if they just want to like give us some technology?
The Zindee?
Is that the names of the Zindee again?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yeah, the Zindee.
Yeah, I'm excited and D.I.
I believe, right?
Yeah, I believe that seems correct.
Zindee and a Jones.
So if they want to give us technology,
I just don't know how Xon can monetize that, is the problem.
So I don't think that makes sense, you know, on an economic level.
So we can't have that, I'm sorry.
It's not a very good thing.
But I'll be great.
But again, think of the oil companies.
They've been with us for so long and we love them and they would lose so much money, and I don't know. I just feel bad for those guys.
There hold it.
I'll just find that, but yeah, that guy wanted, and we'll get him out.
get a no. What was that? Oh, yeah. Oh, I think you said it fast. That was
the choice. Yeah, not a loyalty. Not a loyalty. Not a loyalty. Yeah.
Boss, that is the only way.
Um, hmmm.
I'll get more health insurance.
All right, well, I've had enough of a lot.
Yeah.
I think, you know, it clicked about an hour in.
And I understand what it's doing.
And I like a lot of it.
I think it has some room to grow.
And maybe with some feedback from people and just some adjustments, I think it could be great.
But yeah, I mean, it's also another one of these games. So yeah.
Not bad.
But it's a little bit, it's a little generic in some spots. And then in other spots, it's like super, super personality.
But in terms of gameplay, I hope it succeeds because I'm not going to get a refund, I'm not going to keep this one.
So it's your friend slot.
This is not friend slot. I think a friend slot is like, yeah, yeah.
Or like, um, leap of company. This is actually like a game with like shooting.
It's more flat.
Friend slot, 100%.
Okay, it just means nothing anymore. I got it. I got it. Okay cool. It's my friend Slop is multiplayer understood. Okay. Yeah, it's games you play with friends. Yes. Okay cool cool
more mainstream
a term becomes the less meaning at home. I would say this is the Lord Slop
I'll take Lord Slop
Not bad. Okay. I'm gonna exit the game now
All right, so everybody, thank you for joining. It was nice gaming with you. We will find more game at some point. I'm sure and
Zot, we need to figure out how to perfect. Oh, yeah, I'm going to give you a send you like a documentarian version of it and we'll set a cut down.
But yeah, I'll be starting this weekend, but I'm really
going to get into the books on these, on these Duky cookies.
Good.
That's good.
I think also, rag might be participating.
And what we may do is chat.
I'm considering doing a little video for the main channel.
Once we have all of our footage and doing a little documentary,
a Duky documentary.
So look out for that.
We'll see if it happens.
It may or may not.
I don't know, we'll see.
Good luck with your still egg shites.
Thanks, man.
I did it.
All right.
So base, Dave, Desert, Great Zot, Sin City,
and the monotonous, which, what, what, what, what, what?
What was the new name I gave for you, the magnanimous?
What was it?
The Monumentalist.
I don't think I could have thought of that.
Did you see that?
I don't know, it's just a funny word in chat.
Oh, it's good.
All right, I couldn't live up to that name.
It's not self-deprecating enough for me, but I appreciate it.
You really are a child of the 90s.
All right.
I'll catch you guys later.
Have a good night.
Bye.
Good bye.
Did the dukey cookies taste better or worse
than the Senate come rolls?
Can I fucking talk about, man?
It was pre-made dough that you buy at a supermarket.
They were delicious.
They were fine.
Only if you say that
Oh, I can cry
I don't believe you've been there
Oh, I can't cry
I can't cry
Oh, it's the perfect day.
You mix the drain!
We're killing it out of the way!
Then you start!
What's happening at the end of the day?
That's a commit a crime by Mr. Airplane Man.
I don't know, I just want to play sub-dirty grungy shit.
So hey, welcome back, Chad, we're gonna play Half-Life in a minute.
I want to show you, there's an update of a breaking news update, hang on, let me find
thing. Breaking news sound. All right, chat. Check. I've got a breaking news update on
the polar vortex. All right, let's bring it on over to Vinnie Vinesauce with the weather.
Hey, bitch. I just want to let you know we got an update on the polar vortex and as you
can see here we got something we got to worry about over the weekend.
However, with a new satellite image of this polar vortex, let's take a look.
Yeah, maybe it's not so bad after all.
All right, that's the breaking news, everybody. Thank you.
Dude, it's been years when will your life be whole?
When will the life be whole?
I don't know, corn has something, I think they have a song about that.
In my times of trouble and need, I look to corn.
They usually have the answer.
So yeah, welcome back if you haven't been following this playthrough.
As a matter, wait, Jollies here?
Oh, he said something about call the loan two hours ago, never mind.
I thought he was here watching Half Life.
Dude's dead.
I think Jollian, I need to do some Half Life content at some point.
In the near future, we're gonna figure something out.
I'm gonna go back.
Damn.
I almost put a bullet in your head.
Follow me.
You're putting on your energy level.
I don't know if you'll be able to finish this today.
Later levels get a bit difficult.
Really?
So, your name is Cooper.
You're likely heard of me.
heard of me, the guy of the ordinance was silly.
OK, listen.
My colleagues and I are trying to round up any survivors
we can find to escape the facility.
Our plan involves the reaction of the lambda complex.
I don't know what that means, it's actually
but the scientists assured me that this is the safest way
to get out of black mesa, especially seeing how the grunts
and aliens alike are telling everyone who gets in their way.
Some of the crew are bound on fighting all the aliens with their hopes resting on some guy called Fremac.
They believe he can resolve this mess somehow.
But our group believes otherwise.
We should get the hell out of here while we still can.
Trust me. The situation will worsen and everyone's storm.
So, we want to let get there and join our group.
Tell them, barely sent you.
Oh, one more thing that for you go.
As you do?
I'm not sure if you're gonna need it because, well, it's a goddamn warship.
It's a block town.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not planning on staying up until 2 in the morning tonight,
except because I actually kind of have to be up early tomorrow.
So, we'll see. I mean, I'll try my best if I can be good at the game.
Maybe I'll be able to finish it, but I don't know how many hours left there is.
I could also just add onto it with a pre-record.
Just finish it up that way.
You didn't change the category in title.
Like, totally did.
You're gonna sit there and finish the damn game.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Danger.
Oh.
Why would they quit that there?
Strange.
I may not understand the military's decision-making process, but I respect the explosives.
There be enemies.
Yeah, I think there's a jump down situation, I think there's a jump down situation.
Just waiting for a ton of enemies to burst in here at any moment.
Please make the board of god noises.
I mean I've been sick for a little while and...
Oh, wait, I got the-
Hey, there I can't go in.
Oh, no.
I'm just saying can you stop?
No, I think this is actually...
I like doing this. I'm going to do more of it.
the
Oh shit.
Ah shit.
It's only matter time I guess.
Not bad. All right. That problem is taken care of.
Oh, I should go back up and get the rest of my ammo.
And help.
An armor, perfect.
Check, what other games you're coming out?
In the next month, let's say.
What's some stuff that I should be aware of? I don't cult of the Lamb guy at the L.C.
I'm like mildly interested but I don't cult of the Lamb didn't really work.
Code Bane? Yeah, I heard about that one.
R.E.N. is like a month.
Romeo is a dead man. Oh yeah.
Hackens Lash.
They got a quote about Barney.
That I'm interested in.
new genics soon
high tail is getting another update it already did on the like beta branch sort of
speak I was going to actually consider playing it tonight but I decided against it
but it's a couple things some balance stuff there's a neck romance or book
Mario tennis?
Ah, like in a... like in a bi- Mario tennis this time.
They're fine games. Unless it's doing something truly special, I don't think I'm going to die it.
The Mario Sports title is gonna be fun for me for like two sessions but I get kind of like bored with video game tennis maybe real life tennis if I was in shape
I wouldn't join more.
Mewed Genics. Yeah, you know, Mewed Genics. I'm definitely excited about it.
They're doing a little spectacle here now.
I would enjoy the ira of tennis if all hunting wasn't so much of it.
Yeah, I was going to make a joke about going to bars, but isn't that also golf?
This is ball hunting.
They spawn too, but you just need like 1,000 balls.
number one they made you race for the balls in the last one the last Mario
Golf right yeah that didn't I don't remember that working for me they got
kind of boring they need like combat golf like poppy please be sure to
to be true. Oh, I did that too, didn't they?
At this point though, the novelty of Mario doing most sports is kind of worn off. They've
they've done so much with Mario and his sporting that like we've seen you know multiple
entries into every
Oh my god, all the sniper rifle from upforce, nice.
We've seen many, so I don't know, I'm not really sure if the sporting event games are my thing as much anymore.
why I cannot blow up these oh oh those that's okay
The reason even 9 is currently my most anticipated game, especially knowing there's going
to be a Leon half of the game.
I was already interested, but the double action and horror kind of element really made me
We want to play that a lot more.
Classic R-E-Tank Control R-E isn't your kind of game, right?
It can be Resident Evil Remake is one of my favorite games. I think it's one of the best games I've ever made actually
And that's tank controls. I can deal with tank controls. I complain about them a little bit
But I can get used to them and I understand their function
It makes it total sense by a
Free-rendered game would have tank controls. I am interested in progmoder. Yes
Okay.
It's the worst Resident Evil you streamed, Resident Evil 9.
Resident Evil 6, that's just 9 upside down.
Yeah, it's not even that terrible, it's just, it's just really.
That game is a war of attrition, and it just wears you down.
But I still have a couple of one-offs.
If you chat, if you have any recommendations for games that take like two or three streams
that are like fun, funny games, like someone mentioned Chula, I think, I know of Chula,
I think that's a really, is it?
I took a really long one, but regardless, Chulip is not a short game and you will suffer
without a guide, lots of shame.
But yeah, I'm open to stuff like while releases are slower, I'm just playing random
shit.
So you can use the contact form vinesauce.email, look for the suggestion area and just put
it in other stream content and I will take a look.
But I have a couple things including an MSDOS game that I will be playing at some point.
Yes, chat, an MS-DOS game not on a Sunday stream.
Have you ever played Morrowind?
I said short games.
No, I haven't played Morrowind.
I'm fully aware of Morrowind in its legacy.
??
Ratchet and click.
It's been considered, yeah, I'm right.
That's certainly a consideration.
That's cool.
Quarantine Zone, I consider I applied for a code I didn't get one.
I considered buying it today and that I really just wasn't in the mood for it.
But I think it's good, from what I understand it is a good stream content, which I'm
not always in the mood for good stream content.
Oh, is this one of these sequences... like blow up one mine and it's all over?
Yeah, yeah, okay, well half life does this
What is this green sludge green chat I don't understand why there's a like a readily available supply of green sludge toxic green sludge
clutch. In block phase up. Ass it.
I guess they need acid up like me so I guess that kind of makes sense.
I'm in.
Oh, man.
Wow.
It's where Baja Blast comes from.
Weirdly, that's the second mention of Baja Blast tonight.
Do you have you seen the OOT ROM hack that has Mario in it and he's balding?
Yes, and people wonder why there's a Mario segment every single fucking Sunday stream
It's like okay listen you can't say Vinnie have you heard of them operating a time hack with Mario in it and he's balding and
Then expect me to not stream it
No, no!
Please consider the skate story.
I played a little bit of it.
I was at the skate story release party in Brooklyn.
And I played it and I liked it, but it wasn't one that I wanted to play the whole game for some reason.
But there's no denying Skate Story is...
...Shill A-F.
...Browheim.
There's no way to make that jump, is there?
I just wanted to get that stuff over there.
go around I don't know, might be a little too late enough for that oh my god I've
DOOM to myself for later.
Look at I could do it.
That's doable. That's doable.
It's doable.
Hey everyone, it's me, doble!
There's a lot of ammo over here.
That's going to be a problem.
It is done. Cut down. Don't even so much more impressive if I did that without dying.
50 times. I'm just here trying to or a farm. Did I use the word right
chat? Am I cool?
You lost or a point with that?
Well, that was a horrible waste of that precious apple.
There's a- what's up there, just a grenade?
grenade. I'm not gonna get the grenade.
Oh, we're on a rail again.
What's up, can you repeat that?
I just know if we could put our minds to it.
we could do it. There's 5,000 of us in here. We could discover the secret to immortality. I know we can.
We were rather... I'm sure we could discover the secret.
Yes, Master St.
Yes.
Speaking of Satan, did you see the Darth Maul trailer?
There's a show now.
What's his story?
It is an animated show about Darth Maul, which is a character that probably didn't
need an animated show, or any show.
He worked, fine. I've seen Rebels, I know he's in Clone Wars. He works fine as a blunt instrument.
I'm not worried, I'm just wondering is it going to turn into Book of Boba Fett?
Part two.
So, you know, any and all mystique that Darth Maul had during a show, like the course of a full show,
They have to do something interesting with this character that isn't that.
Even though I still point to Mandalorian Season 1 for how to do a show with the kind of a silent
Esk protagonist, you know, non-video game form.
But um, yeah, I'm not a dark small show.
Maybe they can make a trilogy out of him in silence.
You know what's funny about silence? If you rearrange the letters, you get sucks.
Lie.
I'm not, I, I get it, I don't get it, right?
I'm not, I get it.
I don't get it, right?
We wouldn't let me.
Oh, that one's always activated, okay.
They're on the lay I understand.
What's the last Star Wars thing you've seen?
The Star Wars holiday special.
So have most of you.
Daring lumpy, itchy, Beatrice Arthur, and solo.
So, funny how Andor exists amongst all of this. I know.
Problem with saying something like that is a toast sound pretentious, but I'd rather
I'd rather have more shows like that.
We live in a post-slop world, and for the next foreseeable 30s something years,
We will be getting infinite Star Wars.
So I think there can exist a world in which
Star Wars holiday special number two
Exists and also Andor.
Like shows like that.
So I'd like to see, you know, I'd like to see more stuff.
That's thought provoking and really well acted and well written
and doesn't have a bunch of Jedi flipping around as well as lumpy and scratchy and itchy.
So I could just, you know, I could just not watch that stuff.
It's okay, it's, it's tried, I mean people are saying, they're recommending books and stuff,
and I get it.
It's all so okay for things to end.
get like stuff until I'm 80 and probably in a watching some of it but it's all
a bonus all I've ever needed was the original trilogy honestly. I enjoyed the
prequels when they were in the theaters because I was a kid kind of. I grew out
of the prequels as they were being released in theaters so Phantom Menace I was like
Kind of the riot was like 14. It was cool as fuck
Darth Maul lightsabers and then attack at the clones. I was like, uh-oh
And then revend to the Sith. I didn't watch for like weeks
Like it wasn't a day one experience for me, so I kind of grew out of it as it was happening
But you know
I'm
All of that's a bonus because I got three movies when I was a kid that I really liked and I never expected anything more
Even the prequel seemed like they were never gonna happen. They seemed like fake like these mythical things like what do you mean?
There's gonna be more Star Wars. That doesn't make sense. They can't be
But yeah, I mean it's okay for things to end and if you get lucky and you get something really good out of it
like, you know, for every, um, the order of the rings you get a rings of power.
Which I'm sure there's going to be some people in chat. No, Vinnie, it's actually good now.
No, there's no, no one, no one wanted to defend that show. All right, fair enough.
Well, there's also going to be the hunch for Galam, with Elijah Wood and Ian McKellen.
I think Ian McKellen is like 88, so I'm wondering what that's going to be like.
And Elijah is 44, I believe, and he's going to be playing a Frodo that's younger than the one in the first movie.
movie when when Elijah was 19.
Deaging almost assuredly, yeah.
Why are we hunting gollum?
They want the gollum juice. That's real, by the way. Andy Circus had a mix of like
honey and ginger and like tea and he would have bottles of it on set and it tasted
not great, but it helped us throw so we can keep doing that stupid voice.
The real answer is, I know exactly why they're hunting for Gaulim.
He's succulent.
shit.
Okay, here's why they're hunting for Gaulim.
So the assumption for this movie is going to be, it's totally unnecessary.
This is purely because, um, I listen, I want to say cash grab, but I'm sure Andy
Circus who's directing the movie, who plays column, I'm sure he's got a lot of money.
I think it's just something to do for him.
He wants to be a director.
He wants to revisit this world, which I can't blame him, but when I think of the word
inessential, I think of something like this.
They have to recast Vigo Mortensen as a ergonne, because he does not want to return and
never has, and he's probably right.
He knew that it was a special thing, and that anything else needed to be something really,
really like something really special like okay here's here's something
um maybe aragon 30 you know 40 50 years after and something happens like
there's some some events that he needs to handle because he's the king of
gondor maybe he could do something like that but again that would seem like
totally superfluous the story's been told it's done but the gala movie is
going to be when they learn that the ring that Bilbo has, if I'm not mistaken, they think
it may be the one ring, Eric Gorn and Gandalf. They heard that Galen was captured by Salron,
They want to question him about the ring, because they, Bilbo, got the ring from him,
and they figured he might have the answers.
That's the movie.
That's it.
But why?
No good reason.
No good reasons.
I don't want to be so cynical as to say cash grab, but no good reason.
Along the way, I will probably see Gollum get tortured, which is nice.
We might see a young Aragorn, which is going to be again a different actor, which
is a shame, because I can't really see anyone else's blood vehicle at this point.
We're going to see the dunodine rangers who is that they have long life, they're from
the old gondor, they have the gift of long life, that's what arrogant is protecting
the shire, because Gandalf wants to protect them and keep them hidden.
Like even, even sauron didn't really know about the shire, like barely, because why would
be concerned about a fucking bunch of fuckass hobbits, who cares.
So that's how they kept the shire safe.
To the point where the black riders don't even know where the fucking shire is in the
lore.
So we'll see that.
We'll probably see Gandalf talking to Arragorn and Frodo.
I wouldn't put it past them to get Martin Freeman to play Bilbo.
If he's up for it
This is all happening because of your scientists, it's not a fault I tell you.
It is you make this mutant, make her name them, we were only studying them.
Hmm.
I think they'll put Tom Bombadill in it, no, because it'll confuse people.
Do you not afraid? No, no, no, it's good, we'll find him.
The land of complex should be out of here, let's step on us.
Our colleagues, Shirley, require our assistant.
Are you insane?
The whole zone is well fortified.
You don't stand a chance to fight our way out of this.
Please, Mr. Cooper, be reasonable.
Well, um...
Where do these fellas?
We gotta get to the land of...
Oh, I need one of these fellas.
Mind you that entire plot.
You just said it's like 40 pages and book to a fellowship,
but I'm getting five minutes in the first film.
We literally see it where a column yells,
Shire Baggins.
But we'll see it again.
There is additional lore, there is additional lore, it's like,
there's some stuff I'm missing, it's not much, so I think they're going to just extrapolate.
But now we have like the rings of power version of the world, which I particularly don't acknowledge.
I don't really think it's anything important. A lot of that is also just speculation based on some appendices and some really interesting stuff.
But like Andy Sarker is going to go straight to the Peter Jackson version, like the way it looks, is it going to be, you know, bad again?
I don't know, I just say it seems pointless, it really does. They searched for golem for years.
They searched for golem for, I think it was like 15 plus years.
And in the movie they truncate that. Like Gandalf goes to Minister if you read some shit.
It says throw the ring and fire dumbass. He does that. And then, um, and then he comes back instantly.
But that's like 15 years. They changed that for the movie to build something.
Oh my god. I'm so sorry, man. What'd you do? What'd you write like that? What'd you want?
Where is the sniper?
Jerk.
Good jerk.
So we'll just begin off, making side quests around middle-earth.
Oh, yeah, just again not really anything.
It's it's fan service.
It's fan, it's purely fan service.
Do the fans want it? No.
Not really.
I mean, yeah, there's a part of me that's like, okay, I'm gonna watch it
to see Andy Cirqueuse's golem and Ian McCallin, and also Elijah, and see what else is going on.
I have to watch it. I have to, it's one of those things where I just, it's only a movie and like a 30-hour series, so I don't mind that.
But I can't even imagine like, how do you end a movie like that?
You just start it at board of the rings and like, it's got to be at least as good as
Peter Jackson directing.
Yeah, it could really be a huge whiff. This is Gala movie, which is why the game was so good. I loved it.
I
Remember anything from the gaulem game not really I mean he was getting throttle to completion
That gun is so good.
Shit.
These missiles, these rockets don't mark.
They don't turn.
As well as the half-like two ones.
One.
The design at this map looks like a more detailed crossfire.
It's just very cool.
Oh, my sweet god.
I didn't even attempt to take cover.
Got a touch on it.
3HP
Ahhhh...
The segment really feels like it's missing another helicopter.
True though, yeah.
Oh man, oh man.
From now on the game gets more difficult for some reason.
Well, it's the end of the game for one.
It hasn't been only overly difficult a couple of moments, but nothing to like insane.
10th to destroy a door like a shot.
Oh man.
Oh, you weren't kidding, Chattin' ever.
Oh god damn.
Cox suckers in the morning.
You know, there's also a sequel to Lord of the Rings that Tolkien started,
and just abandoned because he was like this is no longer exciting.
Because the elves left Middle-Earth and the main evil was defeated and it just...
There's a whole synopsis of it. You could read like the first 15 pages and had a bit of an outline.
It's called the new shadow.
And he was like, I think he realized it kind of diminished more of the rings, and he just said fuck it
Yes, depressing is one way to put it. It's kind of almost better to let the rest of that story live in your imagination
I mean, that's, you know, that would have been more money, more holes, too, but he was like
mad dog.
We're back out here.
But yeah, Amazon got to do a show about the second age, which I, you know, checked
out pretty quickly.
And, um, I don't really know what else aside from, you know, finding gallums smegma, not
really sure what other stories can be told or why they would need to be told other than,
you know, paycheck.
But within our lifetimes, I believe we will see another Lord of the Rings movie that
is a remake of the trilogy and it's going to be filled with, um, it's going to be cool
because the director's going to do an interview and he's going to say, well, for this,
So I wanted to put my own stories into it.
It's Lorden Time.
Yeah, that it's gonna be quicky and joky.
It'll be cool.
That'll be fun.
My thoughts on it are this though.
I really like the world of Middle Earth.
And I kind of feel like you can just make up shit.
Like shadow of Mordor and shadow of Ward did that.
You could just, you know, I don't know if you've to get approval from the Tolkien estate.
You might, but you just set a story in that world with those fantasy races.
and like I don't know, tell the story of a bellrog terrorizing an elven town and just I don't
know do something totally unrelated to the one ring in all of our going and all that shit.
Because it is such a fully fleshed out fantasy world. It's really, really interesting.
and yeah some of my favorite episodes of Star Trek are also and X-Files are
our low steaks, our low steaks, stories, a cure elevator, well low steaks also
could mean high stakes for characters. I think a lot of people have forgotten how to tell stories,
especially any of the marvel shit that you and again a lot of modern Star Trek is you don't need
to have the end of the universe or the world for it to have stakes. What you can do is here's a tough one.
um, right real human feeling characters. I know that's tough, especially for a lot of people.
Um, characters that feel human that you care about. Like, I'm gonna bring Lord of the Rings up again.
I'm sorry to do this chat, but I saw someone post that they watched Lord of the Rings for the first time.
And within like two minutes, they fell in love with Gandalf and Frodo. They're like, how the fuck is it possible?
I just started this movie and these two already feel like old friends.
And I think having characters that the audience cares about and having them have personal
stakes is sufficient.
You don't need end of the world shit every time.
You can just tell really interesting interpersonal character stories and it seems to work
just fine for most things if you're not a hack.
You should follow me.
This door is locked.
I guess the best way to get there would be through the loading dock and storage base.
If you'll follow me, I can unlock the door and get you on your way.
My axis code should open this and unlock any door around the top.
What the fuck are you?
What?
How did they get you?
How did these bodies keep dying?
Oh.
I really wasted quite a few rockets there, didn't I?
This mod feels a lot like Half-Life's greatest hits, and I mean that as a positive.
But producers don't seem to trust that humans have feelings anymore, otherwise they don't want us to have feelings anymore.
Prets have to be a global item minimum, and we are supposed to care when generic aimless characters die as long as the hero saves the day.
Well, the feeling thing, again, Northern Lion's rant's going around about how people
can't handle like a nipple in a movie or whatever.
I think that's the coddling.
I think that the marvel of Marvelization, this is my thoughts on it now, I could be wrong,
I'm wrong about a lot of stuff, but I do think that people get so used to that type of story telling,
like the stranger things type of storytelling, no offense, stranger things, and Netflix storytelling.
That when presented with actual art and they see a character that's like a bad guy, or morally kind of gray, it's confusing.
And that's to me like several steps back.
I had to generalization and I also don't want to say it's just Gen Z.
Because it is, it is.
But it seems to be more prevalent because of the stuff that, you know, is being fed.
And again, producers not trusting people to have human, like real complex thoughts.
And content being more important than creating something lasting and giving people an actual voice.
That's why I really appreciate Paul Thomas Anderson, however you feel about his movies, his last movie.
Boy, that led to some interesting conversations. That movie I swear to God is a fucking warshack test.
The takes I've seen on one battle after another are absolutely insane.
It is such a warshack test for how you and your own particular brand of brain rot process media.
It's it's in it's actually stunning, but
And it's it's also how the political discourse of everything
Has
Effective
Everybody's lens on pretty much every piece of art. It's crazy
But I really like that he just said I don't know he just make him whatever fucking wants and a lot of times
It's really interesting and it's a little difficult to process but I respect that I mean
I know that me saying Kubrick is my favorite director is pretentious
I know how I look and and for most people that's Babby's first director in a lot of ways to
But I can just keep going back to that guy's movies and I get something out of them and it's like a cold detached
kind of view of life but it's kind of funny and it's a little bit cynical
but there's a lot of heart in his movies too and I feel like there's a
humanity in the movies that that's really easy to dismiss shon pen looked so deep
pride in that movie. Yes he did, but it's correct.
Check, remember.
I don't even know how another human looks like that.
It was like shocking that he just looks like that.
A lot of media made with heart tend to have something we can learn from
including games.
Well, for better or worse, I'm the person I am because of all this stuff that I've
soon over the years and I'm glad I'm glad I I had it along the way and I kind
of feel bad for like see this this gets into a different conversation too but
I kind of feel bad for like the kids who are growing up with iPads now
especially, not that baby shark was some form of high art, but like, there's some article
about AI stuff on YouTube being used like a billion times last year or something. And it's
like, that is such empty calories for a child, I think. I don't know if I grew up with
of anything particularly amazing,
but like nursery rhymes and like stories
and like shows with some kind of moral,
like peanut, and dog, and ruggrats.
There's some time truck rats.
I feel like there was something there,
if some substance, sure, are there if you want it?
So I don't know what that is gonna do to us,
as a species to have this stuff.
And again, I'm sick of the generation wars.
This is just a human problem.
We're just facing this as a species.
And I'm wondering what that's going to do to kids brains.
And like comprehension and literacy of media and like how to process.
Like how do you process painful emotions without art?
You know, it's, I think it's harder.
I think a lot of art prepared me for a lot of difficult things that I had to face in life.
I was genuinely there for me, like sad music, deeper music that was made from real suffering.
Was there for me when I was going through that shit?
So I just, I don't know, it's fun to be able to have all this crazy shit to generate, I guess.
I don't know, but at the same time, I think it's going to really
that and what Netflix and a lot of companies are kind of pursuing which is
this content shit. I wonder what the ramifications of that are going to be. I mean we're
already kind of seeing it. I don't but I also don't like saying people are dumb
I'd rather a chat member say it, so I don't have to.
But also, chat, you know, you're here watching me.
And I say, spin, and I make cookies that look like shit.
And I do like weird stupid voices.
There's a lot of people
From different generations and even your own that would look at you watching this and be like
You have no right to throw any stones from any
Any glass houses
But I guess also that's that's another thing too like my
My my persona
Fuck it.
Oh, we came back a long way.
I'll get there fast.
If you've only ever seen a video of mine,
where I'm imitating that fart.
You would think this guy's fucking idiot.
Hell, some of you watched me for 10 years
and you'll like this guy's fucking idiot.
But I've kind of made peace with the facts
that I am a lot of different things
to a lot of different people,
at many of which I am unfamiliar with.
I don't know who that guy is.
And that's whatever, it's part of the job.
But, you know, once in a while try to apply some brain, I like to be a goofy silly man
because it also makes life a little easier and a little more tolerable.
But I can also, I mean if you listen to my music, you kind of know where I'm going, you
you don't have forced soul. Thank you, chat member. I'm going to let that get to my head. I appreciate that.
Don't worry. Here's a thing, chat.
Compliments, the people you like, so that they become a worse version of the thing
you like, that's, that's what it's all about.
Why would compliments make you worse?
I'm just joking.
I'm being sarcastic.
But no, I don't think the humility of, even if it's forced or fake of the 90s is like totally out the window.
We live in the age of ego. It is just blatantly get that back, blatantly do whatever.
and talk to yourself up and that was just never my favorite kind of person I think
it's a little too late for me. I've received trust mecha. I have a healthy mix of
I'm good at what I do and also I think I'm garbage. I'm in the middle and I'm okay with that.
That's not what must I do? I will fix him. He must know he is great. I don't that's okay
I'm whoever the fuck I am. It's okay. I'm like pop-eye, but I eat way less spinach. I don't like spinach spinach is like
I don't get it. I like broccoli. I've come around to a lot of vegetables spinach. I just don't get it
Spinach dip. That's different
Yeah, my streamer is a depressed alcoholic taco holocae gamer, et cetera.
Thank you, chat.
Taco holocae.
A chat member said this is a good stopping point. May I ask how many more streams of this how many more hours of this do you believe I have?
You still have Zen to go?
Quite a lot to be honest
I'll play under 15 minutes
But yeah, I talked about this in an upcoming pre-record, but to springboard off of the Northern
Lion thing, I really think people need to prioritize some of the stuff that they get
really upset about because it just makes people look foolish and it's really not accomplished
anything at all. In fact, maybe make things worse.
Like some dumb jokes on SNL that like a bunch of people couldn't handle. And it's like,
yeah, that's okay. You just move on. You just get on with your day or you're about it.
You'll be alright. There's got to be some like better use of your energy.
And then like also the argument that a sex scene in a movie never has any.
And I'm sure people in chat right now are going to argue about this.
I know there's people that watch me that would feel this way.
We will disagree.
I hope you can still enjoy my streams and if not, so be it.
But it can.
Yeah, it certainly can.
It can add something to a movie.
It is a part of being a human, it absolutely has some.
That's not to say that in the 90s and early 2000s, they weren't just putting smart in
movies just to sell a couple copies, because that happens too.
But it can also be done in a way that is not good, but it can be done in ways that are
good, and really have some kind of impact on you as a viewer.
Then why hasn't it happened on stream? You know, I attempted to do that, and then Twitch was like
you can't do that, I'm sorry.
You're not allowed to do that.
I remember when I said before about the public access thing and being censored?
Well, you know, that happens here too.
Oh, well, I think in the movie I's right shut, this is an example that comes to mind.
And that is like gratuitous, but that was also a movie that was making a point about it.
And when I watch that movie, it feels gross.
It shouldn't on the surface, but it feels anxiety-inducing and gross.
And that's the point of the movie.
That's literally what that movie is about.
So that to me is art.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean also realizing a movie like Freddy got fingered exists.
And plenty of movies in the 90s were just like hooter comedies.
So as our most things, we've, I feel like culturally we've lost sight of that gray area
a little bit.
With things aren't all good or bad.
I think it's, it's hard.
So it's okay to know that, yeah, and some things have a good version of that, and some things of a bad version of that.
Oh, up here.
By the way, chat.
Chat.
Okay, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I appreciate listening.
I'm not trying to change the world, I'm just sharing my opinion, and however you feel
about it is fine, I can accept that.
But chat, look my cookies.
I love this shit, by the way.
At this type of half-life environment.
This is some of my favorite half-life levels, like this kind of shit, under ground bases,
with natural rock formations, and I would assume turf.
This is not real grass.
Just this like facility. This was one of the types of things I tried to make when I made maps and half life was an underground facility with an entrance like this and this this is just that
I just think it's neat. I don't know
Very solid snake
That, and also these science noises very important for the mood.
Please do not talk about your solid snake.
I already talked about sex and movies in violence on TV.
Hey, you're Cooper, right?
You're really fast, but my colleagues are waiting one level below us.
Uh, unfortunately lies beyond that road of nowhere.
They're seated inside an alternative to get there, and please be quick.
I'll be right out of time. I'll stay here today, but I'll also come by.
It's everywhere.
Just don't do the holy fuck I'm coming Peter Griffin voice anymore.
A dev in chat a bit ago said you're nearing the end of chapter 2 and have 2 more
to go.
Oh, so it's a fairly long game there.
It took one chat number five hours.
I'm gonna play, like I said, a couple minutes,
and then I will try to finish it next time.
more half life is always good. I don't know if it's as good for you as it is for me,
but I like playing half life. I don't know about you. I know that's a kind of an
underrated opinion that half life is a good game.
It's sneak peek of what will be this Sunday.
Did you hear the bit earlier about Mario being bald in his elder mod?
Holy fuck.
I love the opposing force weapon so much.
I'm a little sad that the lightning, the fucking shockroader, it's a gun that shoots
lightning for free.
It's really good, and that's probably why it's not in this, it's too good.
First mainstream on Saturday, Jerma leaked it.
Holy fuck.
I wasn't sure if it was 100% confirmed.
Hope they have some weather issues and may not be able to, but we're going to...
I know Saturday's stream is not much of a thing, but Saturday, there's a decent chance.
It'll be an early stream for me earlier, and we do some horsemaning, and if not, it'll
be early next week.
That's kind of the current plan.
Oh, I need explosives.
Probably not down here.
Um, notice how we mentioned Pope but not stir or who will be having the same issues.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Stir is also in Texas.
I'm going to put that in the title.
Let me update Twitch so it says huge drama and then look at it.
Where's this lead?
Hmm.
Oh, C4. Wait did I get it? I got it. I got it. Okay.
So that's the most well placed the C4 and then I will...
Mozy.
I gotta get going.
I didn't even know there was a dude behind that door.
Oh, it's that guy.
Oh, it's that guy. Yeah
We're gonna fuckers the sea floor door
Maybe here, no?
No?
Since you mentioned NL earlier, I'd like to see you play some DLs at some point,
at some point what's DLs.
Bordle like games? I like Scrandle and okay I understand. I'd be I would love to stream with Ryan.
I'll be fun. I don't know. There's so many games that we have in common. There's so much crossover.
But I would also, that's the thing, I don't like forcing these things.
If it happens, you know, we both, we've spoken, we were in House Flepper together, the House
So yeah, we could one day it happened.
Wait, why did I, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, did I exploded that door?
Next, I exploded that door, what do I get?
Oh, I got the red key card.
All right, you know what?
Perfect place to stop.
Thank you for watching, chat.
I'm going to get this sleep.
So I can get up early tomorrow.
I'll tell you why, eventually.
But for the moment, I'm just going to...
It's cool, it's a cool thing, but I'll get going.
So have a good night.
possible stream on Saturday with the horsemen if we manage to figure out the weather situation
because it's going to be fucked up. So anyone who's in this polar vortex stay safe.
I hope you're all stuck up on on food and catch it and heat.
So, yeah, take care and I appreciate you watching as always.
See you next time.