Hello chat, hello, hello, welcome to an early, low, welcome to an early Saturday stream,
the horseman and I are going to play some games and get some, you know, get some quality
time in. I hope everyone's doing well. There are some days, I'm like, what's the point of
streaming, you know? Like is it even important? It's not. You know what I mean? Because
everything in the world is crazy. But really, I just hope everyone's okay. I'm just going
be a silly man for a little while and play some video games. Hope, um, hope that's okay.
Hope that's all right for you. Yeah, no, I'm happy to provide a little bit of levity,
including check out my new cupcake.
What do you think?
No, I didn't make that, that's not me.
That's just something that I saw online.
So I'm actually gonna do,
I'm gonna end up doing a fucked up food segment
because I think that's what the people want.
Obviously I've made my own reg,
has made a ton of fucked up foods.
So I'm gonna ask him to share.
And then, um, yeah, I need to do, I mean, I've already done plenty of stuff on weird food, but I want to do more.
Plus, I have some of my own, of course.
Please stay out of the kitchen, oh God.
No, I'm good at what I do.
I'm a great cook.
Oh, yeah, Zot.
Zot also, we got some good stuff in the works.
Anyway, thank you for joining everybody.
Let's do some crimes and maybe more.
We have a couple games that we want to check out.
And I'm ready.
You want me to put it?
You got ice.
You got a fucking ice going here.
Hello.
I don't drink.
I don't know.
I don't know how to feel.
What are you going to start out with?
All right.
What are you actually bringing to the Super Bowl party
if we were to have one?
Like, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Hi.
Can I bring cheese dip yeah theoretical hey you you're coming hey we're going to do the super ball party and
Everybody has to bring something what are you going to bring egg salad or hummus?
Cheese dip
She's looking at what that's pretty vague what would be what's a what do you mean?
I think like a hot cheese dip. I don't know but I think maybe one
You could just heat it up.
Are you making it?
Or are you taking the can and dumping it into a tray and then bringing that?
I'm going to make it from scratch.
Okay. What's getting dip in it?
I open this game and I accidentally clicked like Spanish or something of my language.
I don't even think it's something else.
Jesus, it was giving me an idea.
I said the music then.
I don't know how to change it.
Um, can you drifted to delete your windows and then it'll delete the settings and you'll be all right.
I would bring slowcode pork ribs.
Good answer. It's easy. It needs work.
And then you were all, you all would like a look bad.
Yeah.
Good answer.
There's a tutorial. Did anyone do the tutorial?
No. I did the tutorial. I did it.
I did it.
All right, so then I was ready today.
I was completely ready.
I just got home a little while ago.
So I'm unprepared.
But if you can teach us as we go, that would be great.
All right, the tutorial was legitimately
like this is how you use a lock pick.
And this is how you sneak into a window.
So it was very, it was very small stuff.
OK.
Well, I've played prime simulator before in some capacity.
So I think I think we got this.
Who's doing the server?
Stored you want to do a Spanish speaking server?
Figure it out, people.
I'm trying it's Portuguese.
I'm trying to figure out how to do it.
I'm in Portuguese, my game.
OK.
Who wants to do the server, Jerome?
You were saying, what were you talking about?
Yeah, I could get it going.
OK.
I figured I'll be there.
Oh, no, I do it.
it's me. Well, I just did it. Oh wait, do we have to do the tutorial? I do you? It's pretty
short, but I don't think you have to. Let me invite you to the tutorial right now. I'm
trying to figure it out. Let's see. What's your name on Steam right now? I always
offline, it should just be fine sauce.
There you are.
Where are we having a Super Bowl party?
Yeah, okay.
You should have all gotten an invitation.
I'll bring Christmas crack.
Should I do the tutorial?
I'm still in this.
You really don't need it.
Okay.
It's the same thing as, it's the same thing as,
it's the same thing as, kind of like,
lethal company where you have a quota.
You need to steal a certain amount of items
in make a certain amount of money. Did you invite me? I did.
It's all in me. I'm not short.
I didn't get it. Oh, oh, I didn't get a steam in my eyes. Or in our neck.
Oh, yeah, my, I see neck to neck with you. Oh, okay.
Why do you only punch with one arm?
Can you punch with what hand?
I'd right hand?
Yeah, mine's holding it.
I'm punching with both.
I'll let my one hand in.
This is so stupid.
Oh, then all right.
So we do have a couple other games too.
I want to crime for as long as we enjoy it, of course, but also I download that misery
game just in case we decide we want some Sloth Jank. Okay. And have any of you played
Hi-Tale yet at all? I have no. But I have no. But you're the only one who's at Hi-Tale.
And I said, oh cool, Hi-Tale. And I looked it up and it's like it's own standalone. I did not
make an account. And I have to go get it from its website, right? Yeah.
Let's find out seconds, Graham. I don't have it. I just don't have it. It's not like on steam.
I'd have to make the account and get it.
So I would be a few minutes.
I would take some time.
But I will tell you, I would love to play that game with you guys.
If not now, then as it continues to be updated,
because it's genuinely a fun game.
It's a little bit feature in completed the moment
because it's early access.
And it had some troubled development,
but they're doing a good job with it.
And I think we would have a lot of fun exploring
because it's that kind of game.
So yeah, one day, if not today,
one day if not today they're gonna throw a back to you a look at this blood by
I
like four mods but play high still right now no no no I
want to cry
I don't know where you're game but there's no one here
start what did you do I'm in biz
alright um that's you actually in the game the how do we see like a list of people in the game
It's so much the logic.
I'm actually gonna do that.
I don't know what.
Do you want to leave that place?
You want to leave it?
Hold on.
Wait.
Lean forward.
You're dead.
And let me touch you.
You're trying to die.
Hey guys.
Hey guys, I love this.
The leaning your face into the punches until your dead is fucking crazy.
Bloodism is really good.
Do you know what? You know what? I think the way we're dressed is that I hope one day there's a fashion scene for Gooncore.
What's going on here?
What are you talking about?
I don't know, I don't know.
School mob, but yeah, Goon.
Oh, all right, we haven't changed for me, man.
We're doing some jobs.
Okay, we get a small number of rural street, dude, we have to impress on the list.
Sure, I feel like we're going to go bust ghosts.
What's the game called?
A thousand of those?
Yeah.
Basmophobia.
Yeah.
But only instead of ghosts, we're stealing suits and we're heated around here.
Okay.
We need to plant a package in the marked location.
That is the job that we have three days to do it. Hmm. That's an easy mission. Yeah
Then now also we need to make okay complete assignment without police involvement
There's item requests and break look. We're just gonna go still. Okay. Yep
How much money we got we should get a lock pick simple lock pick
I'm going to make a crowbar.
This is like phasophobia.
Are we stealing ghosts?
Worst.
Okay.
Drone is going to drop noise.
So we have now, we have a simple walk pick.
Is that?
Yeah.
It wants the lock pick who wants the crowbar.
I'm just happy to be here.
I want to break in.
Alright, hey, you take the lock pick
That's doing is wide by the way. I hope we get our health back when we join in to a game
You know, I mean like when we're in a mission. Yeah, yeah, I mean you know can you kill me?
No
There's nothing any danger on mission fucking one. Alright, let's go. How do you know? It could be a mission? No mission one is gonna be like
Oh, like you're so fucking, it could be a ray for an only dude. You got to be prepared on me. All right, let's go
All right
This is menacing looking with you holding that in my face. I thought it was my microphone my background noise is just a car
It's a truck
So loud, okay
So a couple things to remember for those of you that did not do the tutorial listen to me
F is flashlight it I think it people we look pretty suspicious be careful
See is crouch you're gonna want to be crouched when we're inside because if somebody's inside we don't want to give ourselves away
Yeah, we have to we there's apparently a package to drop
Let's say where it is
Is it the pickup the package at the location
I'm gonna pick up the package, the package has been received.
The door key was in the back.
All right, well, she's busy for the back.
It's going back in our house.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Her peripheral vision isn't good.
We all just run up to her.
She's doing it.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Just stay away for a little bit.
Hide, hide, hide, hide.
The suspicion's going up.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, now we have to hit her.
She's called the cops.
Police have been called.
I get little play at the package.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
We didn't even have to steal mustard.
Get out with this.
I can't get you!
I can't get you in!
Where's the plant?
I'm going to go.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I lost a lot. I made it. Let me see if I can revive one of you guys the package was planted
No, I don't think there's any revives man. Oh first aid kid is required. Oh shit
Oh my god, okay, so something very very good about our first try we've not played a reverse mission
We have to not we can't just like walk up to the person who lives at the house we're stealing from
We'll get into the swing of it. I know we'll lock in these people are very fast that calling the police
Yeah, please don't carry a responsive in this neighborhood
Pet pee what people steam names isn't who they really are who the hell is tourists?
That's me. I'm sorry. I know I know I know I'm usually man. I'm so sorry, poke just fixing who the fuck is gone fishing
been me for like three years.
All right, we got two out of a hundred and ninety seven pieces of loot.
I think we did all right.
Resident Evil Door.
Did anybody actually take anything?
No.
Okay, so drop that can on off straight in here.
Is that the only item we stole?
We only get a container of mustard.
Okay, days left to do $1,000 in two days.
I don't have the much I died.
I actually dropped everything.
They just punched you?
Yes.
So sorry.
All right, well we got this.
We got this.
Okay, we just have to be careful not to kill each other
and in the face.
And we're all right.
Yeah, don't kill each other.
Don't, we have to be careful.
We have another crowbar.
Yeah, I need other lockpick too.
I mean, we haven't, I think we only have like a few hundred bucks, dude.
I got go to go to store go to stir go to the store
and you need a crowbar attack no don't use the crowbar
you need to know the attack this wasn't in the tutorial
that's fine but if you use it you'd explode it like
are you serious what just happened
I did not pick my no box, what was your own an instant I'd oh man, I need to see that I need to see one of your clips
I wasn't looking. I think only I saw it here. I've also think just go under it now
Well, we have 50 bucks more. Okay, the last of the bucks will be by fire and back I have fucking tipsy roll for all of them
I'm almost dead, I'll take the ZF.
I'll stand there now.
Just stand on the blood.
All right, I'm here.
It's not heavy enough.
It should be that burning problem.
All right, well we have to go on.
Like naturally you got hit.
All right.
Let's check out the first aid kit.
I didn't use this.
I just used the first aid kit.
So whatever.
That didn't kill anyone.
Do we have a lock pick?
I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Okay, well unfortunately, oh we can cross the car.
We're gonna crawl.
Is it how we're gonna do this?
This is alert active.
We might need to reset.
What do you mean?
Is it okay?
Apparently we have like two stars.
Okay, well, we're good.
Yeah, this is fuck face gaming right now.
So we'll get, we'll lock in, but we're doing it right now.
We gotta get, what's, what's the main objective?
Still?
No.
We had a drop off of the package last time.
We did that.
We already did that.
We're already doing anything.
The objective is it's open.
So all these places we can go into.
But they may be harder.
We can buy intel on different houses and businesses.
Don't go in the front door.
Wait.
The lights on.
Let's go somewhere where no one's home.
Yeah, that we're gonna do a little bit until we can't just run the first house, exactly.
Okay, okay.
So it's guy open this garage over here.
You see that?
Cross the street?
Oh shit, look what I found.
You got...
Can't get on it.
Oh, you can't.
Oh.
They took my funnel away from me.
All right, I'm going...
I'm going in through.
Oh, wait, no.
Oh, man.
Check this out.
All right, security isn't normal here.
You know, he's not in this house.
We're making too much money as we're making too much. No person yeah this person's very suspicious right now
Shit. Stop moving
Don't touch your keyboard
I don't think he cares about me
Oh, sorry
What are you doing?
We can't leave
And you're gonna use him. He's coming. He's coming. He's been brought for around he's wrapping around going the back door. Go to back door now
He's in his shed
He's in his outhouse taking a shed. Oh
Wait oh
Well
I'm stealing a milk I
Got to choose
This guy doesn't have much in the way of value
I got his got cases
This is fucking jeans. I think it's these ain't the credit card
Back to the man back to the van. Where's the van?
Where's the van?
Where's the van? The van is south
How does social security sound?
Sound of the most icon on the map. Yeah. Oh shit cop
I'm just wearing a gun core officer.
It's a fashion sense.
Where the hell's the car?
There's a self-east.
That's incorrect.
I don't like on the map.
I don't know if you can see.
I don't know if you can walk in that way.
You have to keep going style.
This isn't not going anywhere, and the cops will rob you behind you, I say it.
Whoever's brought behind me just follow me.
Yeah, I had a bunch of things.
I just got shot, I dropped everything out there.
What the hell just happened?
Just tried to steal a cop car.
Didn't work.
Oh, how about that was timer?
He's stealing.
Oh, you found that's my shit.
Then he was more on the ground.
Fuck dude, they're camping. They're camping the van. They're camping the van. Are you serious?
Yeah, I was at the van. They're camping it. You have to come on
Followed you Vinnie. I'm in the shed
I don't believe in you because I don't like you they would chase me
I thought that was them all the mini map. That wasn't my friends that was cop indicators not friend indicator
Oh my god, that's what the red ones are enemies. What?
Vinnie you're pushing your luck. She's gonna. Oh, it's just a call. I'm serious. Right?
Okay, to the right to the there's a ton of shit that I dropped right to the right of the van
There's a painting there is it is a ton of shit there
I think it's just you many okay, okay
Just get in oh no, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to grab anyone on the stuff
The sign in the back you got to click return to hide out and then you're good can I just drop this in here?
No, yeah, if any bright next to this van like to the left
If you had an opportunity to get you know
Is it oh yeah, no, no, no, no definitely wait it's right there come on
All right get in the quick
We all the way. I was a doubter nice
Thank you, I'll be
All right, I was just those two was it just those two it was just that yeah
All right, there's a painting belt. I think it could be worth a lot
Just find a lot in the back. I'd have to log it out there
Yes, I'll go out. I'll go out. I'll just find all the way in the back. Oh, the sign all right return to high I understand. Okay
Nice job this crowbar is almost dead
Star what how did you how did she how did she use all this crowbar? I just hit it in her fence
That's a good idea.
We got eight out of 180 loot.
When we say the record, it's the painting and a Costco member card.
Oh, is that okay?
Well, let's take a look at what we have for the first.
Oh no.
I'm drinking.
Alright, let's a painting worth.
The painting was like a hundred bucks.
Because I got a nice gin.
I
Wait wait wait, before we do that don't press that button is anything on the list here because there's a specific items in the item
request vacuum cleaner
I hold on see
All right, okay, brick red and white abstract painting
Is that it is that the right one? Oh shit. Let me see it
Because that's worth more I think if we do the
Yeah, and you see what you sell. I did not do the story. Oh, he's an ultra by
God, I'm stuck in the box
We have zip ties. Oh, yeah, okay with you. Yeah, that's stuck me
So floating
It looks so terrible
Hey, died no can you hurt me? No, you're good
One of those hit.
All right, I'm out there. Come more.
I think my blood's worth anything.
Wait, am I punching you, poke?
I think I-
Yeah, I'm just a mo-
I'm just a mo-
I punched poke.
I can't get out here.
Oh my god, we got to kill both of you now.
Yeah, that was-
Just sell us both.
I'm just stuck, but there's somewhere I was pressing earlier.
I want to see if you can sell me.
Did he put the cell?
Oh, that's during your sternum.
All right, now sell me.
I don't think that works anything.
Did you bring, uh, did you bring anything?
Yeah, everything was there.
Did you get so germa?
We didn't say that we had.
I think we have to do something.
Let me go to the computer with the painting.
What?
All right, maybe this is not.
How do you actually put it in here?
Put it in here. He's priceless. The wrong painting then. You're priceless, dude.
That's the side of a true friend.
Can I meet you?
No, you're welcome.
What you need both of them.
Okay, we need a sack. We need green and blue shapes painting as well.
We'll get that on the street. Yeah, let's just like place it
No, no dude. No scroll down. We're on hook. Where were you I'm here? No, no, where were you okay?
Oh
Can you talk about that business business? No, no, all right?
So I'm gonna just leave it all will be revealed
Okay, so how are we doing on items? Do you know what you guys want?
Do you see how it works now?
You're kind of understanding how the how it works.
I have a cool bar.
Yeah.
I like it.
Um, how about a, uh, a lock pick?
Do we still have one of those?
Is that, that's gone, right?
I have no lock pick.
We have, we have no money in there.
Oh, I have nothing in the dollar.
This is your voice acting thing.
Wait, I voiced something in this.
Wait, really?
You did?
I don't know.
Oh, shit, really?
No, I don't think so.
Did I?
Let's find out.
The punch sound though.
Who's got the crowbar?
We have nothing. We're leaving.
I don't have any.
We're leaving.
I got one.
I have. It's got one hit.
If you throw it, it instantly knocked out the guy.
Oh, he was wake up.
Okay.
All right, so one other thing too.
If you see a magazine on the ground in somebody's house, it could be a skill leaflet.
And you, we want to pick those up.
Wait, do you see the last thing it said?
Record random reward box if you get a 7,000 by 100.
We're going to do that.
We need that.
Yeah, but if you see a magazine on the, it's like, oh, a skill point, you, that's how you
acquire skills.
What seems to be the officer problem?
I see.
We can sell the car.
Maybe.
But then we might need some tools for that, special tools.
block pic set for this big house and then I go for the small house.
I like this.
I'm stuck.
You mean the police have been alerted?
What happened?
This is a me.
I don't know.
I open the door and they have a camera and it instantly went off.
And I didn't know.
I didn't even detect it.
We've detected it.
That house.
Oh, God.
A large system.
Fuck.
Do the numbers.
I'm running this way.
I'm getting out of here. I can't steal the gnome. I can't get out of here. They're all coming. I say we just restart
Well now that we understand the game worked. Let's see what we what ends up here crime doesn't pay you guys
Okay, you need a gildy low one decline offense
I can't jump over this
Oh fuck.
Dude, I'm the place or not on me. I can I can do stuff. Yeah, yeah, I'm good too. Actually. Oh my god. I just didn't back took the literal
Eiffel tower from this person's house. You're Eiffel towering him? Why? Oh my god. I've got them doing well. There's all I could have said to you. Where are you? I mean you were out here.
I got a toaster
German I'm like kind of near the telephone
I think I have I think I can carry anything else
Not high enough level to use the phone yet mom
This person lives here and says you think chased by a police officer
Like the instant he saw me he's like, oh, I know that guy. He's a criminal do zero one two three is this person's password. I don't know what that's safe is, but
I got to get out of here.
Try my think that's the file. I think that's the Chrysler building you're holding down the garbage can and you bolt it over
Far
Oh, no
Oh, yeah, there's no jumping that way the swing set
Over there, trying to get on that.
You brought the cops over here.
You did.
Man, you brought the police over there.
You were being chased by an officer.
The person in the house saw you.
Oh man.
We got it now.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're not going to punch anybody in the fucking hideout.
Okay.
We're going to buy the X.
We start the hurricane.
We're going to be careful.
Last day to complete your quota. Oh, we do have one more day, but is it worth it?
We have no items or anything. We have no items. Let's just reset the game.
Okay. Actually, you know, let's, let's keep this going because we probably can fail and just let's get our bearings again.
All right. It's good. It's just one more.
There are.
You find them by their, their little magazines that are in people's houses.
And say, only where?
Oh wait, we actually live with his lose. Okay, so let's just go lose. Yeah, let's go lose
And I see we're doing like a battle royale here
This game really is a microcosm of civilization
We can go again.
I feel good about this run. Okay, I'm not punching anyone in the lobby, and I know it's funny. We did the funny bit. It's great. It's funny.
It's funny. It's funny. It's necessary.
So, there's no, because we've had the police alerted on rural street, the whole game. So now that we don't, here's what I'm going to say.
We should split off into two's.
Two's because all four of us going to one house is just a mess and it's a good.
Oh, I found the lady. I'm like, I ran into her.
Those two were all going to beat the comms. They're going to be you.
You know, it's going to be all over the place. Light comms.
Very light comms.
We, I, I believe here is a strike.
I have the crowbar. Same strike. I'm going to throw it.
They're going to get knocked out. We would loot the house.
We know they're going to wake up. Then we get out.
I think violence is not the immediate answer.
I'm sure you can sneak into people's houses.
Yeah, where is poke?
Have you played the previous versions of this game?
Anyone?
Do you think I've played poke?
I think I've played it.
I don't know.
The game didn't change for us.
Have either of you guys played the previous crime simulators?
No.
They're pretty good.
I played the meets simulator.
Yeah, it's similar.
But yeah, this is like a series, I guess this is the latest.
But yeah, it's not bad.
And you just like graduate to like better equipment
and then eventually like you start robbing mansions.
It's fun.
All right.
So let's do just die.
Why are you?
Sure.
Yeah.
Why?
How did that happen?
I want to talk about it.
No, genuine.
They would happen there.
What are you snipped?
I jumped the fence and tried to use the trucks
car door and then the guy said you can't leave like that and I got shot in the head.
Oh.
There, don't do that.
I want to do that.
Oh, guys.
There's a lot, a simple lock pick.
What do you think about that?
I think we should get at least one of those.
The idea is fantastic.
Hello, Dad.
I think we might need one more simple lock pick.
If we have any money, do we have any money?
We're going to.
Okay, we should do it.
So if we're doing choose,
We need at least two lockbacks in my humble opinion, but about banana should we get
it?
Who's team do you want to be on Vinnie?
I'll be on your isster.
Just subvert next expectations.
I doubt that.
Yeah.
I started.
I started with that one.
We got to go to the other day.
We got to go to the other day before we get this.
Go.
All right.
Got it.
go. All right got it. I'm already simple lock pick hang on hang on hang on hang on
So now we have we also too simple lock pick some hundred blocks. All right
We got two simple lock picks so poke you got one stir going to you guys got one no
We just got delivered. We're gonna should have it. I'm ready. I got one. All right you guys ready. I'm ready
Yep, give me one one second, give me one second. Please please please please give me one second. Please
Stero
You good
Can I get a second that it's been multiple of variety of seconds?
Okay, let's go.
Fine.
Are you practicing this?
That's a scope.
That's the weather.
That's the weather in Vegas.
It's pretty chilly.
It's nice though.
Lucky.
Usually drops your boat.
Forty thirty eight.
Nice.
We had 38 the other day.
I was like, ah, this is wonderful.
Why are you doing this right now, Vinny?
Well, I don't know that me and poker about to die to whether dude. It is 10 degrees in New York and it's gonna be like eight later
What are you guys?
What are you guys getting?
Hold let's go. No white wind what's your goal?
It doesn't shut down your whole power grid when there's a fucking thing. All right this this is power is our last night for 10 minutes
We're not doing anything we're not doing anything criminal
So but that package as a bonus can be delivered into this person's house. This person is in there. They are in there right now
All right, so poke where are you?
All right, you've already the cops have been called and
Pope of County we
Fucking invisible. Okay
Hope's come over here. We'll let's just stand over here because we didn't do any of us. This is get the
Yeah, we have stars. I think they'll drop them us if we decide right here
I'm going to play at the package.
Play at the package.
So good, thank you.
This is way to sound.
Get outside the red circle over here.
I heard something.
Oh, interesting, okay.
I'm playing at the package.
I'm being chased.
That camera.
Can't be right there.
Who would do this?
Could it be the dude in the ski mask?
Or the other dude in the ski mask?
I got the guy's phone.
Well, I got it.
Nice.
Stupid camera.
It's like me.
9.
Okay.
Nice.
All right.
So it's 9.
8.
Where would it be?
Where would the box be like?
Air conditioning sleep gas?
the lead gas.
What the fuck?
My dad, am I dead?
I think we're fine.
I think I heard not.
It's supposed to be me in Vinny.
I knew he'd avoid me.
the uh... I had to plant the thing in the run from cops
so i mean pop the thing that it was open up
yeah try
to try it low hold on this might be tricky
i would
pull back go pull back
oh wow that was slick
all right now
see if we can get in there
on the next cycle
Nah, if I push my body.
Ready?
Go ahead.
Why way way guys?
I'm in.
We're both on the same thing.
Okay.
Laptop.
You got to wait.
Oh dude, strong.
Oh, is he coming in?
Just, ah, he coming, why stop him?
Why don't destroy the camera?
Who wants strong one?
One
It's a skill
Oh
Okay why?
Oh, happened to do-
The cops come in here?
They're no, they're coming to me.
They're coming to me.
And I don't know how to leave.
I don't know how to leave.
Get this Wi-Fi router.
A agility, I can't see.
Let's see.
Stop right there.
What a boring day.
Okay.
Oh.
Fuck.
Okay.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh.
I just leave.
Guys, sleep.
Just take whatever you can.
Leave.
Get the laptop.
You're going to get that laptop.
Is it going to come in?
Hello?
I'll be dressed.
Did I get you red?
I'm going to go to shit.
I got a laptop.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Why can't I leave the fucking window?
Oh, if we can come up.
You got this, you got this, I believe in you.
Do the tech.
Is it just, I don't you two who all start you dive?
Oh no, poke that.
I'm about to.
Where's the van? Where's the van?
I'm going to just go over here.
Let's go over here. I'm going to run. I'm hitting right now. I'm hitting right now. I'm
going to run this bush because right now I'm completely hitting. I'm going to lose these
stars right now. Oh fuck, they are holy shit. I've got to sneak over here. Oh, you're
I think it's going to be right there, okay, they're moving you're good, you're good
You could run it
Dude, I'm going it back into yeah, it's it's out there to your left
I see yeah, let's go
Hell yeah, do we got a laptop
the
service of the lock pick in the
pressure before
a child I can come back later
to the
Oh my god, what do you get?
Oh, I'm throwing that.
I don't know, because I don't really find it.
Yeah, take this.
You're gonna, you're like the strong guy, right?
I guess.
I think if you use that, you'll get a skill point.
Strong.
You have no skill points, it says.
When I try to use it, really.
I will just keep it here.
We can bring it back.
All right, so, oh, should we just close it up now?
do you want to try to get something else?
That laptop's got to be worth a least like far enough bucks.
It says when you put it down, three, seven, D, okay.
Also, I don't think we'll have to look for luck.
You throw things into the cameras they break.
There's a drama.
We'll hear you come with me.
I'm going to do it.
No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is terrible.
I do.
Like you have like six hundred seven hours with the stuff. We must have there the quote already
No, no trust me. No, I wouldn't I like this idea. You see this lady. I see this lady. Yes, I do
Okay, you just whatever you did you throw canatter
Okay, you walk that
We
What the fuck I got a smart phone
Oh my god, she's waking up, she's waking up, she's waking up, we have three, two, one, let's go!
You can't jump out there, let's try it.
I've never done this before, I missed.
She's following you, she's so fast, she's waking up, she's waking up!
Oh, she's waking up, get us out!
The cops are here, somebody is out.
We're getting out.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
How rich are we?
Nine dollars?
I've got a bonus.
It's only the bonus, yeah.
If you do really well, then yeah, maybe you get more.
But we're not doing really well.
Uh, we check the, that laptop might be something.
and
no key smart phone
home router and home audio system
is worth a lot
do you want to rock
the price of it
here and choose the price on the right side of the screen
also don't sell the router not right now only when we were in the area
I do not sell the router because if we get
okay
Let's see.
Router is right here.
I don't see the laptop on here.
I saw the router. Where is it now?
I dropped it right here.
Okay, so all it's...
Okay, if we keep that wallet and we get a black leather wallet, we can turn them both in for 750.
Yeah, go to the item request and you can see if it's something has a blue link it means we have it and we need something else work
My rock we should take the the keep the wall it out because we find a black leather wallet
Then we can get the double bonus. Well, that's kind of cool. I like that you want my rock. I'm mine. Hey guys. I don't know. I'm buying
Um, uh, a lock pick. Yeah, we what we might need to as usual because without lock pick, we we we cannot get in.
I would sell you.
You've rock.
Alright, we's got 500 bucks.
No, I need to double earn more.
No, no, no, that was not okay. Jesus.
I thought you would like be to the shit at a stir or something.
Morgan out.
Okay.
So this we kind of are in trouble, but we don't.
We don't need a little bit.
We don't need a little bit of stuff.
All right.
One lock pick it is.
I'll do it.
I was still a Dyson.
That's good money.
I'm ready.
You have a Dyson?
I want to steal a turtle.
What a guy's in bowl a day's in the vacuum. I don't but I have a standing one of those back games that looks skinny
I have a mouth
You guys good
I'm sorry, what do you just suck the fucking
Grossness off your floor is that were you telling me you're playing Kirby? Yeah, okay, that nice pivot
it. That makes it okay for you.
Yeah.
I hear the word dyson. I just think of Peter Molano. I don't know why.
This game will change the reality of humanity.
You see the bull. The dyson bull, the engineering of it. It's a swivel around your furniture.
That'll be $1,400, please.
It's really life-changing mechanics in this guy in here.
I want you to pick Dyson, like I've got Dyson vacuum cleaner.
I've got like a big one.
Guys, watch out that ladies are always home.
I think they have big ones.
I've got a lot of key. There's a matter.
He'll...
Fable will be the number one guy in the whole guy.
We got weird.
There's a place after here.
Just lay home.
I know.
I think I'm taking her toaster. I simple lockpicks. I'm a lockpick right here. I was going. I don't have one. I'm coming
Oh my god, those noises are really scary me
I'll call it. Oh a fun 20 books
First try to get off you to the bathroom. Oh, we're gonna go
Don't get out get out
What the hell how did it copy instantly appear
That's how it works.
We should have enough to end it.
We can chase over.
We're going to get any items because if you don't want.
I got one and two.
I got two.
Should I leave?
No.
No one will let me.
You have ten seconds.
Are you a little eye?
I'm still your life.
Wait, we're on the wall.
I'm canceling.
All right, I'm canceling you
You're the so many people following you folk. I don't think you're gonna get out of this
I can't poke I can't you should just leave
Yeah, I did
Oh, you know, I don't have it.
Wait, I can't do everything I had.
No, that's kind of a place to hide.
I got a portable scanner and a toaster.
Either of these part of a combo item set.
Take a look at the item list.
Wait, where's that?
You guys in the car and then everyone will steal and then.
On the computer, there's a purple item request and let's see.
You'll still have any stand in the car.
Yeah.
All right, slow cooker.
The fuck did we apparently have?
We need a slow cooker and a gas canister to
I have the slow cooker.
I have the toaster and a portable scanner and the toaster's like more 200 for some reason.
Should I do the other lockpick?
I don't see anything else there.
We made quota fellows.
Cool.
So I don't think, oh my god, I'm just going to kill him.
I don't think if we do more, I don't think it adds to the next day.
I think it gives you extra experience, credits or something, I think you can maybe move on.
I don't think it adds to the quota for the next time.
Okay.
So we just get one of my things in my crap.
I think so, yeah.
Okay.
and we need money though we probably should do sales and stuff yeah
he was hiding items from the next round or is it going away
that's a good question I'm imagining they probably stay
but we should be trying to complete sets apparently
I'm ready ready I am also ready
Let us, okay, begin.
So we just have to kind of stay alive, don't.
Just wait, where about jobs? Anything new?
Now we have to be level two.
Yeah, I don't have enough experience points to read the muscle magazine.
We can read it.
Yeah, that's a skill. You can get like muscles one.
Disguise got a change line.
You know, we were working on it for a couple of years.
We have the studio.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be a furniture for our base when we are thieves.
I want to buy furniture by being bags and a hot plate because it means on a hot plate.
Let's go to this place. There's one guy walking around it.
There's just a camera.
He has a bunch of rooms.
I look this camera shit.
Okay.
to
security level increase
all right
can we take the camera
you just the wood
you just watch out because there's one guy that walks around here
can you throw more rocks at him
what would that go we can
his garage always has tons of shit in it
i just found a hundred bucks and a smart phone
i got a smart phone
oh yeah
He's okay the guy is in this right now. He's in his garage
You're just sitting there no one has a glass knife right?
No, probably no
Is a lot of I don't wait
He's coming he's coming right. I don't
He's suspicious, but I don't think he knows we're here yet
I'm just trying to trap this guy has fucking traps in his house home alone
Um, I'm going to shoot with you.
Yeah, what did the guy put, like RC cars all over the ground?
Did I trip on him?
Yeah.
I'm sorry guys.
Yeah, I think the place better.
Thank you.
He's coming to get you guys.
No!
Stop right there!
Ah!
What the hell are you doing?
With large items, you have to throw them through the window first before you can take them.
take them and out the window. So, shit.
Look, how they got in here!
Oh, is he going in?
He just started to kick you.
Oh, he got right behind you.
I'm not going into the van pop coming into the van right now.
Oh my god, you actually might be alright.
How do I leave?
I don't I leave.
Oh, we're trying to hide out.
Yep.
You're going to make stir very angry with that because stir doesn't know.
He's doing it.
I mean, you can.
I don't have anything.
I could grab that shit real quick.
Oh my god, no, just leave. Just leave. I can't just leave now. I just can't. Oh my god
Watch the stir. You have to head to that you have to head to the truck. You gotta go to the truck. Stir
Why can't I poke do it cuz he's the cops are in the van
What difference does it make it my go cuz then you can save the run. I
They're all in the far is work
I don't know, uh, let's do a funny
All I do in the bar
That work
That was so funny folk just washing you for a second circle
See, but we keep the items
It's all there, it's all there
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
I got, I got another strong man
Oh, well, that's nice
And we still have no money for a lot of sticks
I have one
No.
I can't buy this.
Okay.
Everything is kind of...
Maybe we get paid when we meet the quota, this is our cuts of 25% of down on maybe whatever
is left over.
Back in clear, it times two value for that.
Only the host can finalize the delivery.
Oh, you are my finalizing.
We're good.
I think we are.
You can do it.
I'm doing it.
Wow.
We got 25% of it.
Tell me.
We need 2500 bucks.
Alright.
I put it in there.
We got a good amount of stuff.
Now, will this stuff turn into different combos later?
It's the question.
Ossibull.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Because we need Q-Smart phone.
Oh, three smartphones.
I use this a strong man.
I'll go good good. That means you're the your strong plus now. You're a point in strength and more immature things
We also can pay to unlock something else
But how do you find we're like like real money? We could also do a high-stripe now. We could do the Texas train station
Does do it? I don't what I don't think we understand how anything works. I don't think we're ready for a high
Yeah, we need more tools too. I think going in without any tools is gonna be a problem
It's also 1,500 bucks to unlock the next town
Yeah, we got to set small seeing
I'll buy a glass knife
Now we should yeah, we should go with some items
The glass stuff wins. You don't have to throw it right through the windows
I think the knife will be quiet on a window.
The glass knife is, yeah, it's quiet.
Oh, it's like a, yeah, use them all the time.
When you lock yourself out, what would a bobby pen?
Yeah, I saw that you need level two on lock picking or something for that, like a
or agility. Some I saw it earlier. It was weird.
What a fool of course. That's how I sounded the best part. Whoever did that noise, that's me.
I'm seriously did the amount of flamm I've had. I've been like,
dude, it's 2000 for a credit card stealer. So if we find a credit card, we can just
get a ladder.
Dungun, Stun Dart.
On the ball, hold on.
Skill, leaflet reward box.
If we have 500 bucks, extra, we can open a loop box.
How the loot box is, dog?
We ready to give it a go?
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right, we need 2,500 bucks with three days.
Be careful. Focus.
I need you guys to focus.
Focus, G.
I'm going to the same building with the glass cutter.
You can attach them right click backwards.
Good thing.
Oh my god, it is a dodge.
Huh
All right, I think we've been going to the same two houses, so let's maybe let's take a stroll
Walk down this one. There's no other mass, right?
Just start you love doing that
No, no, remember these storage units have a whole security measures, so we can't even break in
You know what looks good the pawn shop?
Why the I've the glass cutter so like no there's an alarm system in there because I went in
I think there's an alarm on the front door. No the alarm system the car is in here
9-821 right? No it's different every time guys I'm at the pawn shop
On shop I'll come with you from to the pawn shop miss you for three two nine three
But where do you turn it off
In
Use a glass knife here.
pawn shop needs simple lock pick. Do you have that charm?
I think you can open this on the shutter's close.
I do have a rock.
Okay.
I mean, look at all this shit in there, dude. If I throw the rock into the smat, what's the fuck is that?
I hear him. He's so close. Oops.
Why did he just bring the door down?
I don't know why I did that.
Oh.
This is something coming.
Oh somebody is coming.
It's got to go!
What?
Wait, wait, what the fuck am I doing?
We wanted what?
We just wanted to buy some merch!
We just can't even still open.
It said you're open on Google Maps.
No check in a scene!
Oh my god!
911.
I'll be here, man!
This is just too close to reality.
I don't know what you were looking for.
I'd bring the door to me, no one.
I thought it was a code.
I'd bring the door to me, no one.
You know what and I thought it was a code. I could like enter a code. I was gonna get to the code and it was a board
I rang it after you I rang it right after you
Stir the lexner you you got a just did you get anything quick return and then run away
You just
Yeah, fuck it's a hundred bucks every time I have
Where the hell is he?
I mean I lost my glass cutter too because whatever you look you it was I do you guys it was you
No, we had nothing I my infinity's defense
We rang a doorbell at a business and the guy killed us both your glass cutter's here
So one to the kind makes any money to keep the business going
Really
How much money do we have?
Zero.
Report shit.
I mean we need you to a couple of items, all right?
We gotta sell something.
We have no items to sell either.
Nada.
Where's all of our shit?
Is it because we got a game over?
Maybe?
I think if we all die.
You can buy information on the buildings in here. Like the pawn shop. You can buy you know, hints and you should
We need money to buy it. It's probably like 500 bucks. All right. Yeah
Let's try to go run this down. We've got to have to do it
All right, I'm going to go to the house on the right. I'm gonna go there alone
Okay, everybody go alone and we get to see who the real criminal is.
We bring back, make fun of whoever loses first.
Okay.
Okay, we're really, we're gonna side quests.
All right, I'll do that.
Yeah, I'm back with a haul and whoever has the coolest haul.
Okay.
That's pretty.
Yeah, I kind of go off on my own a lot in these types of games anyway, so.
Okay, go wrong.
Apparently there's a warehouse people saying that we can use what the fuck do you
what are you doing out here?
What?
Oh my god.
Well, there's the problem.
It's first sitting in total to complete fucking darkness.
I didn't see her.
It looks like everyone's gonna be more alert now, guys.
Watch out.
That didn't take very long.
So, why does the pawn shop guy live in his business?
I guess that happens once in a while.
Some people just, yeah, that's fine.
What are you doing in your own yard?
Yeah, but I mean, that was weird.
Why don't we come later when everyone's asleep?
You know, that's an interesting thing
that you just proposed there.
Oh, I was in this building earlier, I forgot.
Hey, this person's right here.
Uh-oh.
I don't know what to do here.
What the...
I just didn't hear her.
No, I just...
What the...
I just didn't hear her.
No, I just...
I'm too tired of jump.
It's been a year and a half now.
I'm all right.
Yeah.
Open this door.
We got the last cutter button on this counter.
I have a conflict with you.
I'm still alive.
I'm running away.
I'm finding a house.
Two of you guys are still alive.
At least all of you are alive except me.
What the fuck?
Dude, my name is this in Splatoon.
I don't care what go, buddy, talking about dude.
Why is it getting more red?
Oh, it's a camera.
I see how it ain't so fast!
What?
Oh my god.
Anything.
It just throws it.
All I need is a coffee mug and I win this challenge by the way.
Oh god.
I dropped a phone on my body and the glass cutter.
He's like right next to the truck.
Are you sure you're not playing on hard road?
I think we're just supposed to learn how to play the game and be like perfect.
I think it's, I think it's just a very tricky game, but it's very fun.
I like it a lot.
It's cute.
Okay, so let's go.
I win.
I dropped the challenge.
I was worse than to alert the cops.
We need to go over these little weirdness everywhere else.
Okay, but was that part of the deal?
I don't remember that being part of the deal.
There was the whole point.
Did you have anything, no?
My body's in the middle of the street.
I got things on it.
Look at this.
Oh, a phone, too.
Got all you had?
I have some underwear and pants.
Take those.
I
We definitely don't have twenty five hundred dollars. No.
Hey, but that's thirty nine bucks.
I just resetting this.
Which is the thing I found.
You mean I found it on the ground.
Fine, you know what? I'll go get an item right now.
Prove it. Fine.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, get right, pop running.
Oh my god.
They're just so alert. They're just so alert
I think you need to leave. There's a rock's here left
You lost him
This line you found you
Drop the wall here. Just make sure you drop the shit in here
He lost you
I
can have the natural instinct as always to crouch behind that table very clearly still see
One experience two dollars
Hey, at least we left with 40 bucks
I feel like they don't see because the head has no hair dogs
Such a huge crouch. I think you actually all right here is here. We're going to do this time
All four of us are going to go to the house on the right
right. We are going to observe. Bring a gun. No, and nobody just nobody go into the front door.
Nobody open a window. We're going to see what she does. Okay. Wait. There we have an opportunity.
And then we'll go for it. Okay. You have not gained master. Let's do it. But how do we get in?
We don't have a lock pick. The back window is open. Okay. One of us is going to be look out.
This is going to be the one that goes into steel. The other one is going to be a distractor if something happens to you know throw rock at the walls
So she goes what was that noise?
That noise
Why are you in charge you're the worst one? I'm the one that left with $40 last time by the way
Jeremiah cannot be the worst one when I exist
chat member. I'm happy that anyone is in charge
All right, so everybody come over here
this house right here the base one of the tutorial house it was a tutorial
of the security we're going to observe don't go in where is she is she is
you're not sitting in the back let me check she's right here she's the
gardening but the guys are too live right now somebody go in the back door
and start to wipe this lady up I'm gonna start wiping okay and I will we will
tell you what she's moving.
Oh, you can ping people.
How?
Okay, I can, you can like, I think middle mouse,
Pingser.
Or look at the manager.
He's good, you're good.
I mean, start looting.
Let me know when things are getting too crazy.
You know, get out of here.
I was like looking at walking to us.
Yeah, cop is walking over here.
What you guys are fine.
Just stay crouched.
See separations and crouched.
I found a hook.
What are you going with?
She here.
She hears you.
operations out the back window sees operations she hears something out of the back window
Come on man, the fuck did she hear
We meant it to avoid her. We're good. We're good. I got a rock pot. I got a crock pot slow cooker
Excellent, she's coming back out if you guys missed anything. Yeah, we might there's almost everything has been missed unfortunately
She said in the package. No, you have an opportunity just be silent about it. She's sitting out right in front of that front window. That's what she is
Cough is coming back. I would say get out of the view of the window. Police officers walking by.
Got a U pod. I pod. Okay. Starting. Starting. Starting. Starting. Starting. Starting.
Starting. I think I mean we got everything here. She's suspicious. She can see somebody or she can hear somebody. She's beating. She's coming.
It helps piss to at me.
What did I do?
The hell's going on?
What did you do?
What did I do?
Your dress is kind of in the corner.
Oh my god.
All right.
Everybody out.
Yeah, a slow cooker is probably not going to be enough.
What the fuck?
the fuck
fuck
that this is tough
okay i actually i might be making a big play here guys
big play
distracting the cops
big time right now you guys going to
why did you just stand there i didn't think i was going to get
Immediately killed I thought he was going up the boat you doing
I don't know
No, no, I came over
I've been at least going in and you gotta wipe off the whole house now. I can't I can't go in I can't
You see that mountain resistance we can go there. Yeah, you can't
I feel like we're playing on we made the game we turned up like the difficulty of the police
I'm alive. I have no way to get into anyone else's house.
What should I do? What should I do?
Oh, this is a big brain move.
I don't know what to do here.
I'm gonna use punch.
Oh
Everything is for jail. Oh my god
I just got killed by a resident
I got the super Mario pajamas on he came and just smashed him head
Oh my god
I tried to pick up the wine, but it wouldn't let me. Oh my god. Oh my god
This game is made for fucking geniuses
Which normally I'm oh that I think I have had a great time. This is fun
I'm just getting aggro for you, I don't know.
What is doing the tank?
We got massive this game?
I don't think it matters because like the moment I do anything it'll summon different
cops.
Holy shit, you're being staked out like there was a fucking mass shooting.
Holy shit, there's a million people coming over here, folks.
You should be free.
Hook the whole town is over here
No they're leaving
Start ironing
Yeah start ironing
You should have an opportunity to get some stuff
I don't know if I can't figure out to get up on top where you are, I'm about to do a crime.
Nice, can you steal that whole barbecue?
That was.
Everything's locked.
I'm like a shitty criminal, got a phone.
And then I think you open this back door and immediately alerts.
I think this is where Vinnie died.
If the door is open already, yeah, that's where I died.
To be fair, there is stuff in there that I dropped that you probably take.
I have a crock pot, you could have.
But, uh, it's basically a disabled, uh,
We're gonna be in the back, app here, and what's something?
Hey, that weirdly didn't trip the alarm.
Oh, maybe because you already did.
Good evening, it's prep got ready.
Somebody lives here, stir, and they say,
Oh, that's pot, yeah.
No, they do have a baseball bat.
hit me in the face with it.
I don't know how to, you can't like throw this.
Is it vintage or something?
So that is, you have to press G. You'd have to press G to drop it.
You probably, hmm, that seems tough.
I couldn't pick it up. I don't even know how to make it be the job on top of this name. I'm picking up
You can't jump all molding it
Just aim up a bit. Oh, there you go. Oh, hell yeah
That might be worth a lot of money. I'll put all deep alert right now
That's good. So that's teamwork
All right, sir, if you can track where this person is they might be asleep
So you actually maybe gonna get more things check if I have a menu walking around in here
you have to hold in the right of the items
i think okay if i had a med kit you could probably get me back
all i think i've read in the lead and she i know you did
and i don't know that there's i see the red object right there
give me back
oh that's yourself didn't you okay yeah
it's a left click on yourself hold e on you and i didn't know
What?
I feel really good now.
That's fine.
I didn't want to play.
You got...
It's almost morning.
I think there might be a time limit.
Is that somebody in the discord call was the guy in the house?
I was in the game.
Oh, get the hell out of here.
You're good. You're in the clear.
Why didn't the cops instantly appear?
I don't think he called them.
I think he's just kind of taking matters into his own hands.
And he just kills intruders apparently.
Oh, he's a castle doctrine.
He's been he walked in and he just instantly smashed his head.
Yeah, he didn't even question.
Sorry, he even want to ask or talk to me.
We leave him.
Oak?
Do you hear the button? Are you in the car?
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
I'm an idiot.
Let me try again more loop before you press it.
I mean, there hasn't got a soundboard back when people used to do that.
Holy shit, low-ish.
Yeah.
I'm going to turn up.
Do you know of that?
The Peter Griffin?
The Holy fucker?
The time is not like living on the run.
What was it?
I have never seen the episode, but there's a episode where Peter Griffin is like in raptured
and joy, like sexual pleasure.
And people just keep putting it in games and like videos now.
And I just like once a month I keep here.
Holy fuck Louis, I'm like, that's real.
Like I could never picture Homer Simpson doing that.
But yeah, they turned him into a Goon man
in the show, family guy.
Peter's always kind of been a freak guy, hasn't he?
He's a little, yeah, he's had you here
than like a Simpson, you know.
It's not a real episode.
Well, very early on.
Remember very early on, he's,
oh, what do you want to, what do you want to,
Cleveland Stammer?
That's like an episode eight of the like second season. I'm gonna be real. I thought
Stanley steamer was a Cleveland steamer
For like a couple years and I thought that the company Stanley steamer who does your carpets
I thought they were named after like a sex pose
And I was like why would they do this?
So-
The wrong thing I do lose
We lose everything we lose. We need twenty three hundred something I think.
All right, there's some hundred ninety. Some point today. I'm going to show you guys my cookies. We'll talk about that later.
None of these are part of a combo. I don't think cookies. All right. I'll tell you later.
What are you selling the book for real?
I think we have to do it.
Holds for money.
All right, here we go.
It's almost half.
This is what happens when criminals don't get their way.
They just start fighting.
Hide in the building, hide in the building.
the building. Hide in the building and crouch in like the bathtub or something.
Hey, I just want to let you know that I think honestly like, that has been one that
tell you that I think hey the funny moment hey what the hell talking game what the hell
what the hell what the hell oh that was been.
Perfectly cut. Oh, wait, we can unlock something. Select what to unlock new golden cards.
I accidentally left the game. I can increase our starting credits by 500 bucks I'm doing it.
Oh, so there's like cheating.
We have a cleave and steamer mode, but the bottom left, yeah.
We have a steamer.
All right, we get my invite and you guys again if we go for it again.
That was violent.
I totally down to do a locked-in game of mode, yeah.
Well, at some of the next game, I open the next game, all crap.
Listen, whatever you guys want to do, I'm just happy to be here.
So whatever game.
Two ladders.
What?
No, honestly, why did they buy two of these?
What's the point if you're having two of these?
You can put them one on top of another.
You act, you clicked twice accidentally.
No, I wanted both.
I just want both.
I want to climb over the pawn shop.
I got it.
Invite.
Any of them.
Invite poke.
room does not exist. I got you. Yeah room does not exist. It didn't work. Let me restart the
whole thing. Do you lose unlock? I don't think so. He's just mad that I bought two
waters. Well, I mean, that's also part of it too. Okay, I'll
don't invite. Invite. Invite. Invite. It should go through. I mean,
okay, good. We're good. Yeah, did anyone else start with a half
health. Yeah. Weird. And you bought a second ladder again and I don't know why you're buying
this. That seems like a waste of money. Oh, guys, holy shit. I'm getting roasted and I don't
even deserve it. I'm playing a lot too now. It's not cool. We all are. We can pick a different job.
All right. So just, okay, here we can do. We can go. We have to go in this person's house and
just destroy their bathroom mirror. Oh, that sounds great. We're good at that.
And destroy their lift to destroy a lamp in somebody's house. I'm just
very a mirror. And destroy a garden room. Oh, I don't want to do that, but I'll do it
if I have to. Okay, so what about we need to sit? We need to put two with
a three simple walk picks. I think I thought it was a three simple walk picks.
A crowbar. Oh, it looks like everyone's having fun on the ladders.
It looks like I found a glitch, everybody.
Wow.
You're gonna have to have health now.
Alright, grab a lock pick.
Grab a ladder.
I guess.
Ow.
I got a lock pick.
I think of the ladder, right?
Is it climbing?
Lock pick set.
This is a screwdriver.
I caught it.
Climbing up.
You must place the ladder correctly.
It says.
You must place ladder correctly.
It's weird.
I have it on.
Uh, yeah.
Oh, you can't go.
You can't go.
You can get the yeah get the top okay, that's as far as I can go
No, alright
Well, that's a cool object to have in our house. Everybody grab a lock pick everybody. We got an crowbar
Everybody ready. We're gonna we have to break some stuff
Speel some stuff and let's wait
No, okay
Bring ladders. Yeah, there we go. Okay, ready ready ready ready. Let's help
I'll make sure you get some good shit.
I don't know what that time is good.
If we just let it's in a roof, we can die.
True.
Alright, let's go, make a clean, make it quick.
Don't be seen, don't do it in crazy.
Make it clean, make it quick, make it, don't be seen.
Don't be a dick.
Okay, is the lady in the house or is she sitting in the back and it immediately calls it please?
You keep robbing that person. She's gonna have to see it coming eventually.
All right, she's not back here. She's in the house somewhere.
Hey
She's sleeping, they stay crouched
and do not get up. Don't use your flashlight and let's get in here and still everything.
That would be a really careful with your noise levels, no throw rocks, putting her safe right now.
I've got the wireless headset.
Who's throwing around?
Who's doing this?
Me and my ladder.
Okay, just check them all in.
I pick one, not fuck!
up a hundred do we need we need to get out where are we good
picked up 150 bucks
that was me raise
the mirror you guys are trying to go
I got the helicopter on you. The cop is literally parking in front of the we have to wait to leave now.
It's getting the roof. Get my ladder.
Did you die? Did someone die?
No, I'm okay.
I died.
All right. Show, shall we leave?
I don't know. I think we're safe, guys.
Okay.
You want to give it a minute and wait for the cop to leave?
We're in the red. I don't know if that's bad.
Yeah, I hope he goes away.
They got your ass up on the jumbo trombone.
How are we doing out there?
there.
They said they were bringing me to prison and then they shot me in the head.
Yeah, all right, we're good.
Okay.
As we can loot this place over here, too.
Yeah, let's get this one.
Careful because this is the one with the, this traps all over the place in this guy's house.
this and if you want to get out of here, you jump on the AC to the garbage.
AC to the garbage, okay.
All right.
So now, maybe I should.
There's no security camera.
We need to go that and make it a glass knife.
But wait, what, he's, he's in one of these.
I can't break this one.
We can break this one.
Hold on, let me see where he is.
All right, he's right in.
The end through though, the alarm goes off.
He's in the truth.
Yeah.
I don't know if every one of them has the same feature,
but yeah, I remember that happening before.
I'll test it.
I think he's coming up with you.
I trigger the trap, you're right.
We can go in the right one.
Five, four, four, three is how you turn off the alarm.
Five, four, four, three.
Yes, we should have done that first.
the AC threat all right he's coming over to you guys he's he said I'm gonna beat your ass
now they call the cops they call the cops you're gonna get up I'm gonna go deep out of a
hole in the toy yeah his house is just forged barrage doors
oh it's oh yeah I know that's not like crunchy does it like a crunchy death oh man
I'm not thinking you got to do this.
There's a lot of loot outside the truck too so you got to play a safe and get everything
in there.
The code is 5443 if you need a rifle for 3.
I don't know why, I'm not for the safe.
I'm not for the safe.
the AC
alright, what'd you guys die?
at the truck?
yep
alright, I'm good, there's no way around stars
it was a ladder somewhere near the truck
I got to deposit all this shit. I got to full inventory.
Right there. You're let this all aloof.
Okay. Let me dump this or come back.
Yeah.
You're the best of this game.
Thanks dude.
Yeah, I got a car battery.
What the fuck happened to you?
Projector.
An extra backpack slot or something?
I
would use more of it on you.
Oh, wow.
You got a lot of good shit.
Welcome back for the rest.
This is a good, like, is this how criminals do it in real life?
They kill three in the one guy against all of it.
Usually in all the movies, yeah.
Yeah, you're a sea heat.
Well, killed or seen only when they got away.
It's not a betrayal.
It's like you fast and furious you send enough people into a house. Hey, I mean, I got the ladder
Why are you the cookie monster?
Do we talk about them diesel things before?
Vin Diesel those Vin Diesel. No, what's what's on his Facebook?
You've never seen three of these guys.
He uploads like a million weird photos of just like the weirdest part of himself.
It's like your Vindesal was the cookie monster.
No, I've been so honored to get into a car.
You're not going to see this.
Something you know.
Can you say something about wanting a bunch of cookies and then say of like the first two
three pieces of the alphabet.
Yeah, sure.
This is not good for my vote. I have my thoughts been fucked for a month. Yeah, I should do this every year.
It's been a long time.
Hey guys, it's been a long time.
Hey, how'd you do that?
I...
Okay.
Very honk.
I've been playing a lot of Facebook games, or whatever.
I've been playing Facebook games.
That's not one of my eyes.
I got sick and my...
Yeah.
Yeah, we have so much stuff.
We've got to check for combinations.
I want to read this basic log picking book.
Can't do it.
So as we already have the skill.
Yeah.
Wait, do we all get it?
I think I only need to get all the books.
Learned new skill backpacker.
Did anyone else get that?
Well, you got all.
You took it for yourself.
Oops.
Wait, can everybody just read it?
What if we all just read it?
It just appears when I read it.
Oh no, my log picker one so still already learned, so maybe we did all earn it.
Alright now say next time, gadget, next time.
Perfect.
That's perfect.
Well, be the last time I can do that.
Ship that one.
Are you okay?
Yeah, why are you assuming I'm not okay?
Okay.
part of a combination that we can sell is that I don't know here that was the person
who knows what the combination is hard just no I you everybody can do it go
to the computer and go to item requests no you wouldn't I guess it's going to be
me let's see all of the nose can you buy a lock pick I'll be right back all right
we need to we need a cooking pot that's the new one that was playing fortnight
just like trolling and this kid he was like keep it the same voice
I'm actually 44 years old.
This is a funny shit.
I'm actually 40.
I was like 40 years old.
I'm actually 40 years old.
I was like 40 years old.
Stop hurting yourself.
We need to get this is priority for the next mission.
A cooking pot.
A slow cooker.
A red credit card.
Or a loaded leather wallet.
We're looking at a slow cooker or cooking pot
Okay
And also car tool box we have a leather wallet, but I don't think it's loaded
We need a lot there's no
There's no ammo in it. I'm gonna come back. I
Think the easiest thing for us to do is do that get a slow cooker slow cooker and a cooking pot
Oh, you know, this is someone dude
I think you care the new pro the ninja air cooker with the glass thing air fryer the glass one
You have good that one. No, that was good. So good. I guess I have to show them my cookies now
The glass air fryer because I don't make the did you make the banana? Did you make the banana do all what thing?
I haven't made anything since that day
You're not there.
You're all right, so you've made the day we talked about that. It's the last time you used that up.
Yes. Yes.
Oh, shoot these.
I made those in the air for I had.
It's so funny dude. We were still talking about how excited you were.
You're like dude, I'm going to be making.
I'm going to make smoothies in there.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm going to make you know for the first time ever.
I think I'm going to make a creme berley in there.
Dude, you were talking about all this delicious chefs that you're going to do.
And you tell me you haven't even turned it on since like a year ago. Yeah, no, no
That's so funny. I got some good any of these ear cookies. Mm-hmm. What is this?
These are like, what is it like rabbit shit? Yeah brownie maggots. It looks like
There's things getting dinner. It does look like fucking a rapid poop
I wanted to make cookies but I didn't want to start the oven so I figured I had this
great idea.
Let me use the air fryer and I didn't put parchment sheet down on the crispy tray so it
started leaking through the holes and I was like that's interesting.
Let me experiment with that.
I wanted to make the lag tight cookies like with tripping and it ended up just kind of
coming off and tripping into a weird rabbit shit like texture surprisingly tasty to the
last photo of a PC what's the last photo
like it's like a top of a computer case looks like some of the business was
computer for godawd oh my child and seen that photo yet hang on let me
one of your college fucking roommates like took a dump in the top of your pc
I'm going to get him so bad.
Let me show. I haven't shown my chat that. No, that one.
You know what that one is.
That is not. I'll show you hang on. That's not a PC.
That Dave is going to wake up. He's going to be super bad.
He's not going to be understrips.
Get him my Xbox.
You remember when you killed me like three old Counter Strike last night?
Yeah, well, I've tried doing it today.
That's not a PC that's a pizza crisping trade that I put in the oven.
The problem, rolling into the repair shop with a dump cover to Xbox heatsink.
The problem with that strategy was that I'm going to post one more picture.
I had it drip down onto the parchment paper below, but they burned because the intense heat,
So it just smelled like burning.
Yeah, so you're tricking us into like looking at your fucking poop.
No, look at the strategy. Look at the strap. My friend Reg made that.
And you're cutting it in your throat.
It's like one of those like medical subwrites where people are like, oh, hey man.
Like so I like, I feel like my shit's been really fucked up lately. Like is this normal?
Dude, this would be someone you know. Why would they fuck with the Mario font for the fucking good dropping?
That's my friend, one of my mods, yeah.
What is that wolf-and-stelling? Yeah. Cookies, the one case.
Well, we were that was the thing. And I have another mod
who's going to be experimenting this weekend with these cookies. We want to make
the lag-type cookies. Yeah. What the hell is this? We were trying to just do
something strange and interesting and new. So this is the the the the
method to the madness is this picture hold on. Yeah. I understand it. That's
However, the cookie dropings if the heat is too high burn and it just smells like burning and it's not good
I made they're not it works better in an air fryer because the heat is a little lower and the cookies are closer to the heat source
Which is how I got this the lag type cookie
You should make a homey machine for this
Something interesting could happen here. Let me tell you this the lag types or the dookies if you will
So actually our crispy.
So the one that looks like rabbit shit, interestingly,
is it was tasty because you have a soft cookie
and you have like crispy cookie droppings.
And then just the lactite matter.
One to two times.
Cavemen used to literally kill each other
over the rabbit carcass that was on the ground.
Do you know what I mean?
Look at where we are now.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I mean, I mean,
I'm just talking about what I'm just cooking. It's the lag-type poop food and people used to literally
ring each other's necks over like the rabbit carcass that was available. Yeah, it's the lag-shights
You bite any of them? Or have you in them? I ate all that
These all came in and was sitting around going, it's just what if we take the rabbit carcass and smush it through
These twirl of twirl I put two on a rock down and we smushed carcass and you sit on the carcass
There's a vendor, mate.
Oh, it's a black type, uh, rabbit cookie poop.
Dude, how do you think that was a...
Oh, they killed that guy, because they killed the night that guy.
No, this is how we invented food.
Any of the recipes we have today started with shit like that.
Yeah, well, who made the first sauce?
It's aliens.
Why?
Because, I don't know, where we were bored.
They did the same thing.
Do you see them saying?
Yeah.
with food means abundance was it farming when who made the first sauce and I'm not
talking about like the meat trippings that fell off the rabbit carcass who made the
first sauce never true John sauce
The same sauce.
There's a word as fuck with this game.
No, let's do it.
Let's climb it.
I'm ready to climb it.
Why isn't he slow back?
And kill people.
Look at all that loot.
We got, we need to grab your bucks.
All right.
Are you going to get the baseball bat?
No.
You're not going to get a lot of pick.
I got a rock.
Also, I put a lot of stuff in, like, why is Bobby pin named Bobby?
Who's the hell's Bobby?
But food was survival. Food was just survival. It wasn't. Oh, this is fun to mix. Look at I'm going to make something out of this. No, you hate the rabbit carcass. Because that's how people survived back the 10,000 years ago.
How do you know?
How do I know that there wasn't a guy with like the lint chef costume on holding the chocolate things ripping the chocolate and be a literal pastry chef?
But I'm just saying people like, oh, when cooked rabbit it tastes better than raw rabbit
I'm just saying who the fuck is that guy?
Who is the one?
Shabby?
A lot of people.
Hold on, I gotta make my point.
I don't think there's one guy who's spread like the concept of cooking across the whole world
like the same mix with presence for kids.
Oh, and you've got tomato sauce and you'll get a fucking creamy mustard.
I'm gonna show I'm gonna lick a picture into the chat
because I'm very curious when you guys see how you guys feel about this.
I found a website that posted Vin Diesel's Facebook photos.
Why?
I'm the person I'm got.
Vinnie, oh, she didn't spell too far, probably.
Don't scroll. I won't. I won't.
Oh, no, you say, but you say, but you don't scroll.
scroll. It's safe. But dude, I need a picture of this fucking guy. Who Vin Diesel
are the pasta maker? Why is this so hard to get? Okay, I'm showing a picture of my stream
right now and I'm going to send it to you guys right now. So that's funny. Look at this guy.
This is a real guy.
Notice two of the same tiger cub.
I know.
Or lion cub.
But my other part down is that one.
What do you want?
Okay.
Do you guys see the chocolate here guy?
I'm looking.
Is that a model?
Is that a model for the advertisement?
Or is that a real guy
that does chocolate stuff.
Oh, uh, he's really low resolution.
Um.
I think he's a real chocolate guy.
Do you think that's a real chocolate?
Okay, is it Wendy?
This guy.
I think he was supposed to random guy to do the technique like that.
I think it's a model.
I think that's just a model.
But maybe not.
Maybe that's a real chocolate tier guy.
You know how badly I like,
okay, if I could choose a different life,
different life. I would want to be this guy holding up the thing and dripping it into the
thing. Look at Chalka too. That's what I feel.
Jerma in my brain when I make my cookies. Like I feel like I look like that guy. You feel
like this guy. Then you end up with this. Yeah. That's so funny. Oh my god, Jerma.
Someone made, oh my god.
Someone made art of the exact, oh my god.
Let's just, Jeremiah, check the chat.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Oh my god, it doesn't feel like this is you.
Oh my god.
Oh, they do this right now?
No, no, no, no, no, this was done prior.
It's AI.
I'm sorry.
No, this was posted a couple of days ago.
That's a holy shit.
I'm trying to do this, I don't know what is this tool.
That's from my cellic madness.
He's using like a fucking golden globe to do this.
That's the end of Gandalf's staff.
Kukuki is precisely when he means to do I can I also say to those
lint truffles are unbeatable they're like the greatest candy ever made I
believe that guy that I think that guy actually is real because there's no way
you make those that good are you against the aid says do not repost from what
Vin Diesel or no everything to be all right there you have a good time
Yeah, see what you want to do some more robin
I'm really I'm really in this they're mid as well. No, they are not okay. I want to pull the for you
If you guys were to be chosen if you had like what's the name morph what's his name the guy from
Not breaking back the idea is nature. Morpheus comes up to you and he's holding out
He's like a disadvantage. I have red milk chocolate mint truffle
and in this hand I have any other chocolate on earth who cares what it is but it's
covered in a blue wrapper. I'm picking the red one. I'm going right for the red
lint truffle every time. Now for Rero share over just a new deli. Okay if
if the other hand had a Ferrari share and there was a red lint truffle it would be
tough landing or a little Nutella thingy with a fucking knife from the kitchen or my finger
I don't get fucked.
I don't know I have to try one I have to try one and then do a review of it man because I've never
had either one of these I'm sure I've had it I just don't I can't recall the taste I've had
truffle I don't know if I've had lint truffle for arrow share is good is bro Roshary is good
and
ferry ever
is there a finger to tell us that you
put it started
you're a good
you're a deli
mix good dog dog
i boss where a deli
brownie mix
that you make
on your own
with a
like with a brookie
like a cookie on top
and you you make both
and the oven
it's so good
so good
and
the
Mm-hmm.
You have to keep the little Elf fuckers.
I'm talking.
What's the, not the cable of the water can you?
I can.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, it takes me no.
Oh.
Um, what's it called?
Who makes this, is it Kinder?
Oh, Kinder eggs, it's so good.
One kid died.
They just ruined everything.
the gender the just the jinn the generic just general kinder
chocolate is amazing
with it with the toy right
what did he eat the toy
all that have to have a toy
no he's not a toy in some way no yet can do well as are amazing
get died or something and they made it like uh...
a weird dipping chocolate
that's here that's your wrestling character in the prison game
which one
kinder boy no
kinder when i was a really
No, oh, oh, sorry. You're talking about El Nino Buena Malo, of course.
My wrestling. No?
Yeah, my I'm ready. My wrestler name is plus the blood.
This is God. This is why I suggested the hide-tale because then we could literally do nothing.
Good. We just had we got some time. We could do that. We could do whatever.
Let's do one more of this and see where it goes.
I am very happy we got to see the Vinny poop cookie.
Escapade, I thought it was great.
That would never happen.
That's a nice tool.
We're not stealing.
Well, you mentioned air fryer, and I knew that was the right time to enter Jack. Yeah
You know the craziest thing happened at the airport
Okay
This sounds like the setup to every comedy bit in the comedy center the airport right
Eight hours of delays by the way whenever. Oh, that's horrible. Shit life sucks and it was like by our
You know, I mean our delay hour delay. It's not like
a big boom.
So you can get by the bait of, oh man,
it's only gonna be another 45 minutes.
Yeah, that's awful.
I've learned from this situation to just expect the laser now
and never be surprised.
So it was nice, anyways.
I'm there, six hours goodbye to the guy on the booth.
He's like on the phone.
You know what he said?
Oh, where's the phone?
Every day, every day, every day.
It's guys.
The police, don't worry about me.
Just go ahead.
He said, well, now it's happened.
It's happened.
He's on the phone and he knows he says,
He said this word for word.
I swear to God, he said this.
I'll look like maintenance,
fix the plane apparently.
So he said apparently.
Oh no.
He said the words apparently.
Like maintenance did their thing apparently.
So like he was talking about like,
I don't know.
He should have made it.
Yeah, that's terrifying.
That's awful.
I already have enough like, okay,
I'm not afraid to fly necessarily.
Like, I'm good.
I went to Vegas.
It's great.
No problem.
There's some delays, but the flight was great, both.
But it's just, I don't like hearing shit like that.
And I watched, oh God, I watched Nathan Fielders show.
What's the name of the show?
Where he covers the plane stuff, chat?
Er, that one, the rehearsal season two.
Dude, for like, I was like, I'm never going on a plane,
because there's, I have no faith in any human
that flies a plane. That show, like, ruined me. But then I figured out about it.
That way, it's going to be sort of the unrund you because the comedian literally successfully
did it. He did, the miracle over the Mahave, yes. But however, at the same time, I figured he didn't
fix the social issues that go on within the cockpit. You can't break this one. Yeah, apparently the
The Venetian blinds make it so you need advanced thoughts to go in.
Advanced thoughts.
All right, so this thing is going to go off, right?
Yeah, we've rubbed this guy's house every day for hours.
Oh, no, no, it's just the trap right there.
It's literally just that trap and bring you.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So maybe go for a bit.
Try not to touch it.
Yeah, spell.
I'll go.
All right, you the first.
Oh, that changes everything.
Oh hell yeah, all right, that's so much better now we can take our time
Remember there's an a lot of four four four four boys. I don't know
Hold me's gonna be checking every one of these
All right, we need a stethoscope for that one
Is that it for this one I need a code?
What's the code?
Code keep it wrong. Do you think it goes off?
Code
This is the tire and old tire
I garage your keep had no all right, let's let's try the other ones
It's coming around oh he's coming he's coming
I'm not going to get on it.
Oh my god, I didn't even care that I'm here.
Dude, why, I got on the first try last time.
Why can I not get again?
We need to tie her.
I had to get up.
Uh, cop is dropping around here.
I think you can get it.
Alright, I think we're okay.
Oh, he's hearing you're here.
Oh, there's a dump.
We're cops right around.
Drop.
You got the sire?
No.
Bring the sire over here.
Oh, my god, he's wrapping around.
Does he see me?
He does.
Okay, throw the sire up here.
I see if I can grab it.
Can you toss it to me?
Where do you go? Oh my god I got it. Okay get it. I see them. Oh god they cops come to this way.
The goofy is criminals in the backyard. They're doing part core officer. They won't leave. They brought their own ladder.
They got they got my fucking old time. Oh my god, dude
That worked
Oh my god, okay, I know you glitch the ladders through the wall like that. That was kind of amazing
You know ways where
When I'm playing
Okay, I think I'm safe
I got a big ass tire
I'm so nervous, even if it chased me in here, I can't die.
This tire is going to be worth $30.
Uh-oh.
Did anybody drop anything valuable?
A front of a truck, I think.
Do you guys drop anything valuable?
And wherever you will, wherever you died?
No.
Wait, I think I had some things on me. I died in that first lady's house.
Well, that is going on.
Oh my God!
What was he doing? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have
been shakes. I know, I sound like, I'm fucking, to give me a break.
Oh, give me a break. They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me.
Oh my god, oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. But I have a tire. So if I die, I'm
sure to get the die. He's pulling out a shotgun. What? He's going in RPG.
I'll die. I'm not going to be easy. You hit the button?
I got no idea. No. Oh, this is bad guys.
I fucked up. I forgot. I could just let him out of the key. I, but forgot. I could just click the
the bifur guy forgot that you could do that.
Did you think you could press the fucking I forgot I could have just touched it.
I just was a hideout.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit it.
It's all right.
We're gonna.
One's arguing with you man.
That's fine.
We got plenty of time.
Yeah, we can do it.
that I don't know what the guy was doing in the house was he was I walked over to his he was
on his hand he was on his hands and he's crawling around I don't know what the house he
Do it.
Damn.
Did he spill milk?
Night crawlers, who's playing Charlie, we got to play night crawlers.
That's my favorite game.
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of people in my chat say,
It's his own house, dude. What are you care?
Why are you mad at somebody?
I told you guys that I put on sneakers and socks,
socks and was naked and was jumping around pretending to be Yoshi and that's a weird thing to do.
Oh, why are you doing that? You shouldn't do that.
But now the sudden you want to defend what people can do in there in their privacy. They're on home.
I'm sorry. What?
We'll have it.
All of a sudden, everybody wants to talk about the privacy of their own home when we're talking.
But I say that I put on a secret in socks.
It's weirder when you did that because I was there.
Well, you wear shoes right now.
I know.
Jeremiah people don't want me to make ever again.
So I mean, yeah, no, people are very concerned with other people's business and it's
honest, it's frankly shocking.
I showed up to visit Germany and he was like, oh yeah, you agree people like in their
private homes, like they can do it over there.
Right?
And then he just started undressing.
Did he then, did he jump up on the couch and he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes,
he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes,
That's so too fucking weird.
Get out of my back.
And he started putting his tongue out as far as he could.
Well, game we all know.
Oh, my god.
What do you think, sure?
I'm, I'm, I'm having a blast.
I'm good.
But whatever you guys want to do.
This is cute.
It's cute.
It's exactly.
It's cute.
uh...
what's looners
something
he has suggested but he doesn't know either i don't even know
yes
i suggested looners
you did
yes i put it on the list
i'm ruining my reputation of such police i don't know
it's a lot i've never been lord
lord needs work
i'm not serious
i did i played it
It's, you know what, let's play it one day, that is not today. Trust me on this one.
Give it give it another couple of weeks.
Or on Monday.
Or on Monday and should be able to put on sneakers and socks and
drying up around whenever he feels like it.
Are we still talking about my chats freaking out?
They're calling me. They're calling me on kind of names.
Someone gone fishing?
I don't know, I'm like, we could do, there's misery, there's this, there's, they said more,
we said needs work.
Lord, I'd work in my grocery.
There's a good, there's the Chuchu train game that's Sterling.
It's the empanacul.
That's down.
Very stressful.
Unmrayed.
We played that a long time ago, the old one.
Montreal is very stressful.
I would go from misery or high tail to narrow it down.
I think both of those we would have fun with.
Let's do misery. I feel like that's the easiest to get going right now. Okay.
Misery needs work. Someone says work. Okay. I feel like everybody agreed that
Hi, Taylor would be fun and we're doing everything but play it. Yep. Well, there's always a future
opportunity for it. I'm down. Hi, I'm sorry. Hi, I'm sorry. Hi, tell server is a bit of a process
to start if you haven't looked into it at all. You can do a local, but that can lead to some lag.
But uh, let's see, I'll not see. Oh my god, I remember that. You want to prepare us, but get a server prepared and do that next time.
I could do that, yeah.
I'll find out like in terms of way I can host mods and stuff too because I think people are making a lot of mods.
There's a metal python that makes German not want to do it immediately, but that's not true.
Misery has open mics, is there a way to disable that?
Let's take a look.
Let's talk about.
We're done here, right?
Everybody wants to be my enemy.
That's just really fun.
I like this game.
I think it's very hard, but the right group of people that really try hard can really
well.
I got a P2, so let me open misery and then I'm going to go P.
Okay, so I'll be back in like two three minutes.
Okay.
Is there a way to disable voice chat in this game?
Like when you do multiplayer, it's just the four of us or there are more people.
I think it's a local kind of call.
I think it's a one to like five or one to four.
Okay, all right, so we should be good then.
All right, yeah, misery looks good.
I mean, I'm so sorry.
It's catchy.
Alright, I'm going to go pee.
I'm going to go pee.
the
time of the
of the
is a speed
of a
of the
How are you being? I was joking. Oh, I was being weird
You know, I would say stairs literal, but man today you're literal
Today, wait, what did I literally do literally no upstairs usually literally but he's pretty literal today
Well, Vinnie's literal
You're pretty literal today
Fucking fucking whips
Guys literal this fucking guy's literal get him out of here
It's a little bit hard to say.
The fucking hate these little pieces.
Jesus Christ.
I was going to wear this red shot.
I'd realize what I said about it.
So I guess.
That's okay.
I demand a 15-page apology on my desk by morning.
My ballad has.
So, I don't even know what that mean.
What do you mean?
I'm literal anyway.
What does that mean?
See, if any of that's you fell for it, man.
No, no, I get it. No, bro. I could take a joke. I know it's true. We're joking, huh?
Shit.
Now see because if you ask what literal means you're being cool literal. I'm dense and my dense.
No.
That sounds mean.
Well, when you say it like that. I'm loading green. That wasn't a lot. I thought the main menu was a loading screen.
Wait, I like to replace the versions. No.
You got some slob squads going?
Let me see what the multi-pack, a host of server.
Max players four.
I don't know if I could have Bob.
I can't show you the server code.
I don't know what you told me last night.
Okay, I got something, I'm going to make a server for this one.
Where are you keep messing with me, sir?
I'm going to turn on my fire alarm.
Do it.
Do it a little pop.
Okay, I'm going to drop the server code.
server code, do not leak, do not leak, all right.
In terms of been gone a while, I think he's putting on his socks and he's
leaping about. I feel like it's really rude to comment on how long someone's been
in the bathroom, but it's been like a while, and I'm starting to get scared
or how long he's been in the bathroom.
Well, I think they're here, what's that?
I think they're here, what's that?
Lucy!
What are you doing?
I don't even think that sounds like Yoshi.
I heard him.
What's like a Yoshi or you playing with?
Well, I don't know, I was hit.
No code with this code.
No server with this code.
Oh, I haven't started it yet.
Okay, now I've started it. You may join. Or try to get in there.
All right, this is misery. And also the name of this game is misery.
should be allowed to turn down that's a whole of a face poke. Thank you so we're
We've got a crafting bench.
I've got a flashlight.
If you're not equipped with the size of the misery, just getting my shit good.
Oh, that misery.
When do you guys have a game open you said check the code in the group dot league. Oh, okay
I accidentally started the game without Jerma
Wow
Okay, good enough
I found cream color. Oh my god, this game is loud. Are you sure we got the restart?
I'm in I'm in
Let me tell me I get that the FLB needs to be changed again
FLB needs work. Is there a fault there is? It's an op game
100's good
What is happening?
My guy?
I'm shaking.
What is this game?
Oh!
Last thing?
I'm on mid.
I'm dying.
Are we good?
Gather resources and come back before the mission.
Do we just lose already?
Yeah.
I'm so confused.
confused. How do you how did you poke you look different? I don't know. I've
found a need to put the crimes in your leader's game on that. But
deetus. So with it is survived right? Yeah, here's flashlights if you need
one. I'm going to turn it up a little bit.
I flash light.
I turned it on me.
Oh my God!
Fuck!
That was loud!
You're right!
Why did I turn it back up?
I'm picked up the litter.
I don't...
Ow!
Did you just punch me in the head?
I think we all have to punch each other in the head a little bit when we started a new game just to get it out of our systems.
Can not equip.
Why do you put the flashlight?
Two or one?
Put it on two and then run with the flashlight out and it looks like you're jorking it.
Hello, the nomination.
Actually it really does.
All right, so we did this day alive, right?
Is the name of the game?
Yeah, the loot and extract I think expedition this is expedition. What is serzining so see you in this edition? Let's check it out
There's a lot you poke your right is a lot ahead Bob going on here. I try off the Bob of head
Can you yeah
Game as well. I'm gonna headbuck in a guy. Oh, yeah, I never absolutely never what are you guys?
are they uh... enemies
hello are they are they alive
hear me
are these guys alive
work
jongol
jongolia
Right this game has some decently nice in-game voice chat
Yes, I'm trying to turn on the in-game of weapon. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
What is going on in here set spawn point? Okay, a weapon. We spawn in here now
We want to do I can pick up a bed
There's cement in here
I can't pick it up because it's too big for my- oh I've been in the cabinet, if I can see
them I got a thief then, a thief, a thief, a thief, a thief, oh shit, knife, I don't know how to
I hate them whatever that is out there. Oh my god. Oh
What's that clown? Don't hit me with a shove because I hugged a horn in your face
I'm dead. I'm one of the HP. I have one HP now
You're coming another no don't you set your spawn point right here, right?
Yeah, but I don't know I have gear
When we have to find out what happens I
Pick up a whole toilet
I guess I can go back to the bunker
I go home and drop off. I do have so much loot
I found this cool horn
the
Oh, guys. How do you attach up on your tailing?
Who's that guy? I don't know kill him. I don't know how to use my weapon my axe. How do I use it he's good?
Stir he just swing. Put on your one put on your one. I can't oh, no, I can't
Stop killing the innocent are they doing are they really trust them?
I don't look at them. Look at them. That's a quest to give them vodka. It's a quail. Oh
Shit, I'm ready. It's not such a shit. It's bread and this. I'll do
Trim a your old body has a knife on it. You need it. I
I'm gonna get it. Okay. Where's it here? It's right over here with the flies around it. You did bodies have things on them too
You guys are even searching that's the corpses. I'm searching. I just ran out of space
already taken. I just got radiation from the fucking water. Oh my god.
All right, let's go. No, oh, there's a suitcase I found. All right.
No space room. We're going. We can we group up as a team. Can we work together and
I'm not going to stop hitting each other.
I thought you wanted those guys.
All right, the people that were chasing me were over here.
Do you want to go find the group?
There's a group of these guys.
It was like three or four of them.
Should we go get them?
Yeah.
Everyone at all here.
All right.
And then to the left is a whole other area with a bunch of people that are hostile. I'm going to act
There like yeah, they are here
Does anyone have a gun to shoot them with? I'm a shovel
It's a mint I have a pack of cement the radiation noise
Good.
He had potato chips.
Gasoline.
That cat doesn't look like this here.
Yeah, gasoline.
Oh, the hideout.
If anyone doesn't have any way to restore health, please let me know.
vodka here.
We can give this to the dwarves.
Yeah, we could have.
We need a- we need some base or something.
We uh...
Do...
Do the bunker?
In the beginning maybe.
Is that hour do we build up here? Is it like a build menu?
You guys go to this open field. Oh
No, I'm just kind of walking around over here. It's got a big backpack. Oh, yeah
Guys if I die take my backpack, please remember this
I think we feel like you're not running
It's still a little bit.
Wait, this could be sold to Cersei's under-
Oh my god, you scared the fuck out of me, man.
No sound.
Yeah, I didn't say anything.
I thought you were an NPC for a second.
I was like, wait, that's poke.
These boxes have loot.
Man, my eyes are so full of blood.
The bunker is okay.
I think we have to go back to the base, thank you.
Back to the base in your place.
It says we have to use the cement and the gasoline and various materials to upgrade our
base.
So I have, I have a selling kit.
I don't have any rumpers cement.
Oh, give room for this man.
I have some.
I have room and I have cement.
But also I found a hindie.
This isn't a hindie.
This is getting dark.
Do you know what's with home?
vaguely
This way I think vaguely wait, Luke
Stir is this
Bad idea to be here
Those are gasoline
They look like guys are
They're ghosts. I got no room for ghosts guys. I got I got I got actually one I'd probably do need this bad
Um, give the vodka to the dwarves. Oh, I put this anywhere
You can rotate your eyes at the bar.
Voice.
Oh shit.
What is that noise?
I'm giving them the vodka and it's like activating them.
It gives me a menu that can tell them to follow me.
Are you there?
You're like minions now?
It's like, it's like they transform.
Can you pick up this drill?
Open follow stencil.
I still roam pickup.
The warf has been picked up.
Stir. I have a dwarf in my inventory.
All right, let's head back to the boat.
The front wall can be used to craft the dwarf generator at the crafting bench.
The dwarf generator, what do you mean?
I don't know.
Stir, we gotta get back to the base.
Okay, don't, I don't know.
I don't know the long way.
I have a memory.
I think it's this way.
Hey.
Sorry, I just ran.
Apparently if you run into someone too hard, you hit them.
you know that's how life works
you
you damaged if you run into me like I heard
I don't know
you're running to help me up
no
okay good
I think in this tractor
wouldn't pour you
okay then I think you're going to grab that
no space or wait for the item
nevermind
over here maybe?
Oh, more guys.
Wait, we can give vodka do you have any vodka?
Nope, we're gonna send you.
Oh my god, look, follow.
This is a weird game.
Okay, we have a live dwarf.
Yeah, we got one, two.
All right, so we're gonna beat up.
Yeah, I've got one!
Oh my god!
You're actually an intro.
You okay, Vinnie?
I'm dead.
I'm been your dead.
I'm very dead.
I'm toxic water.
Yeah, don't drink that.
You can open the door.
Did you start?
Did you die?
Oh, dude.
The water's in the inventory.
He's an inventory.
We can store items in the door.
Can store items in the door?
Hell yeah.
Stir, are my items there?
I don't know if I trusted them.
Use that, just take the backpack.
If I need it, take whatever you need.
But the backpack in particular, it'll give you a lot of inventory room.
Okay, well, he's got something.
I'm here.
I'm coming back.
I'm just, I don't know where you are.
How the fuck did that target me specifically?
I was just happened to be looking up at it before I ran.
I was just following the dwarf.
That's following you.
You've been here somewhere.
It's over here somewhere.
Where's it?
You just came from the bunker.
I'm going to the bunker.
You picked up my backpack, right?
Yeah.
Good.
That's my gift to you. I'll be a version of me and then turn around you surzies
Like where's our little guy? Oh, no, oh fuck where's the door?
Where's where's there fucking money? Where did the dwarf go? I told you I don't trust him. I told you. I did not trust him
Stur did you do you pick up my inventory? I have your door. Yeah, okay. Okay. Thank you
I got the gas
Sorry
I wouldn't bring this stuff back now
Yeah, the doors will follow you into the bunker
You have to put him in your inventory, maybe?
Yeah, I've got through. Okay, so what? What shall we trade?
How do you sell?
Can be sold to the junk dealer.
All right here.
It's me.
Oh, you're like, click it.
That's strange.
See what happens, sir. Let's take them dwarves into the base.
Maybe you can use them to build the dwarf generator.
Maybe.
I hope it generates dwarves.
Not enough items. Why is it spamming that?
I should not have sold that.
I don't know. Okay.
We actually would hold the money.
Wood? Let me see.
I got shot trees. I have an axe.
Wood?
That's 33 rubles.
We need...
Okay. Let's have the 10.
We can find the wood and insulating paper.
And I digress it.
Well, this is not minecraft, so I can't take wood from a tree.
I'm going back out to look around and loot.
I'm getting very strained if it's just...
It's so weird and also the fucking hero's targeted me specifically.
It was both of us who's right over our head.
Yeah, but you had the foresight to run 20 feet away and live somehow.
Oh man, the gamer, you know?
It's gamein' up, no.
I understand the game, I like it. This is my game.
What about a rock cockroach.
Isn't it a rock cockroach just?
Cockroach?
I hear it.
No, no, no, no how do you say it like that.
Right, what's the crafting bench?
In the bunker.
You're gonna drop off my stuff at the bunker, I forgot to do that.
We have a storage unit to drop us stuff off, just in the bunker where we spawned.
Oh, it's spawned.
Where do we plant things?
Maybe outside?
And right here?
What the fuck is what the...
Is there no map or compass or something?
You probably have to find it.
There's a compass key for navigation, but it's you have to check the key by the way.
Yeah, no!
Yes.
Q. Why are the two dwarves in here?
Because you need them for the dwarf generator.
Yeah, obviously.
It's about to be nighttime, guys. It's really spooky out.
Oh, there's a cab out of here for storage.
Oh, we should probably use that instead.
What tells that? That's bad. I don't like that. Where's the cabinet star?
Oh
I'm gonna put some concrete in there. Oh
My god dude, you think you're cool
You're so cool
I'm not going to do it, Vinnie.
I know.
The booker is a save room.
You can drop things on the floor and they save.
Okay.
There's a chat member with very helpful advice.
I'll be taking that advice.
All right.
So we should move as a you know.
To where we're going next.
Anywhere.
Anywhere about here.
The map's being really big.
I'm gonna start it.
What was that?
When Pope farted into the microphone really loudly.
Oh yeah, I do.
I'm still sorry about that guys, I'm gonna feel so.
I think about it a lot, even though I forgot.
He turned the limiter off on his microphone.
He farted into loud as he could right into the mic.
It was so amazing.
I didn't fart.
I thought I was not one of those people.
I pressed the button.
I found another dwarf.
You're gonna eat this.
I just ate shit.
Is that bad?
No, that's good for you.
I think if it's human then it came from human.
So it's good.
Yep.
Oh my god, that's a lot of zombies.
Never mind.
So if you press Q, you got a compass.
We are following the non-red arrow.
I don't know if that's supposed to be north or south.
I think the poop is killing me.
So south.
Yeah, I figured it was south, but it's bigger.
I was just bigger, so I was confused.
Actually I'm dying.
I only shit this $35 here.
What the hell?
Holy shit.
Is my thing saying I'm bleeding from thirsty?
I'm hungry.
Yeah, I'm also.
What's the eye, is it?
Tired level?
Ah.
They might be asleep.
I feel like I just went to the next biome, everything was like the vibe just changed completely.
Are you outside in a big fields?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, we were at me and started here.
Big hole.
The big hole?
Big hole.
Can you go in it?
Yeah.
Look at me over here.
You can see me in the distance.
I made a hole.
Come back to you.
I got lost.
I'm walking my way over.
I'm going over.
When you can hear my hots.
Don't eat poop, probably.
Be comfy. Why is it louder when I jump?
Can you allow me?
Did you guys go left outside the exhibition room?
Press Q-Jerma, go towards the south, which is the non-red arrow.
That's where we are.
Oh, pal.
So towards the non red arrow.
Okay, I see you.
Okay, oh my stop.
I don't know where you are.
I wouldn't be burnt there though.
It's the arrow where you're pointing.
I can no longer sprint.
You think I'm providing corpse?
Oh, don't go in here, it's radiation.
Oh, no.
Well, starting us, we need a food.
I have food. I have food too. I need a food. I just want. There's a carrot.
I know, I know. I know. I know. I know.
Did I hit you again? They got me through.
I can't get out of this fucking room.
That doesn't live here now.
I
thought I did that before. Not set.
I jumped over it before. This is true misery.
I have a game is called misery.
How come you guys haven't been like airstrike?
That's weird.
It's the same thing.
Well now that you say that I think we have to be in the bunker right now
I don't know what do we do?
Why is my vision all fucked up?
They're supposed to get like nuked
My flashbang again
Because there's this one like ended the game before oh
Yeah, now we're totally done where this is like mega death
Fuck I'll be like check you watch
Oh, it's fucking nuko clock again.
I don't feel so good.
Keep following me.
I'll take it right here.
This is the vibe change.
Bive change?
Right here.
Oh, okay, but I think we're gonna die.
Yeah.
No, I got radiation here and died, so we don't go too deep.
I can't see it's just getting wider and wider.
What's going on?
I think we have to be in the bunker.
We have to stay in there.
It's like a...
You dead of your outside scenario.
Yeah, I'm in the middle. I'm in the bunker.
You die. Okay, I'll spend $30. Okay, bunker respawn. Damn, we were so close to getting it.
Any more stuff? Okay, this cheese sausage. This is, this Mac is in here.
What are you doing?
This is always weird.
Wait guys.
I didn't die, I still had my inventory.
Oh.
I think it's procedurally generated.
The whole map is procedurally generated?
I think so.
Oh.
Wait, I see Jim's body.
Are there any more flashlights?
Oh, fuck, I found him.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
I have flashlights.
Can I go with somebody that has a light?
Why did you decide to punch this thing? Why did I help you? Why am I dead?
Okay
That's a bad idea
Oh, it is all different. We're gonna go left. We're gonna go hard left to the building
So it just gives progress into the next day. Is it progression?
We're talking about the bombs drop you get a new map.
Sift a loot as much as you can bring it back.
Wins and anything.
Because of one, he's a punch to you.
What?
All is a stab.
A loot into the mission, but hiding bunker every mission, new map, it's generated.
That's it.
Okay, that's cool.
What my sausage, red dammit.
What did your body start?
because you had the flashlight.
Shh.
It's all I have.
Chris Alt to whistle.
Oh, there's like anomalies and stuff over there.
I'm going the other way.
Oh, if you press Alt, you'll show up on the map.
So you can go to each other.
That's awesome.
Or on the map of the screen here.
Yeah, we need something like that, badly.
Yeah, there's a little stalker.
There's a move.
There's a moose, we gotta get that elk. It's probably elk made.
We're getting spawn cams.
You cannot kill that elk by the way. I tried. He's fucking powerful.
Oh my god, you were not getting stirred on him and tried.
Whoa.
This game reminds me of my childhood and the zone.
Alright, I'm just gonna go loot.
Finally it's daytime.
Is this a player?
What the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is this?
I don't know.
Who the fuck is this?
What is going on?
Why is he shooting me?
You killed him?
I got him.
I killed him.
He dropped a fucking tons of shit.
Why?
you missed so many
do you drop ammo he dropped a staff yeah i'm right with you
he dropped a baddage can you kill me
you want to tell you yeah i don't think you want to go in that crater it's a little too
irradiated kind of sucks yeah i'm not i hit like i look at it
it's a game is ghosting really pretty good
Okay, uh, he has his hazmat suit on him. We can repair it.
I think it's huge. Can anybody hear you killed him?
Can you pick it up? It's like it's a true bit for your inventory.
Stir severe radiation over this way.
I feel like our day one map will go to it and we didn't understand stir stir stir stir stir look at me look at me look at me
Oh, oh, yeah, next pain oh
It's my goodbye. I was really just about to die if I die, which I will for sure take my sausage
My one for that's in my sausage
I want to go in the orb, I'll go in the orb, I'll take my sausage, all the stuff is yours.
Where's the cabinet to store the ship?
right here. I went in the orb. died. It just says died. Okay. All right. I work. At least
like I got your sausage. The ghost thing is sanity. Oh, the eye on the bottom guys is
is your sanity level
uh... there's a dude with a machine gun here what he might say
how about what where is this
where's the cabinet
it's right out in bubble of this this like three different right outside
there's this game has no hit animations
or teleport to, but it will also do the damage. So stir that is a safe orb somewhat.
What does it do? It teleport to you somewhere.
Don't we don't remember putting any of this stuff? What else is that?
But why did you die? Because it also damages you a little bit while it teleport to you.
You
I can manage I'm I'm I don't want to frozen in time soldiers
Wait, we have a sewing kit. Ooh wait a minute wait a minute. I might be able to make a hazmat suit
I feel like your fist just can't do anything. Yeah, they're terrible
Go in a more
I think I have to do the mask, I think I'll be cool looking.
Ooh.
She went in the bones.
I think you have so much damage.
I want to see you.
All of us need to find anything.
the
good observation
the rest is to craft a
items
is it have to be
with the orb kill you like the weird orb the orb killed me because it does a little bit of damage, but you're
if you have enough health you can get you can get in there. I wouldn't, I'm here with you.
Okay, the only way out is to go through it again, I think.
Oh shit, we need another blue, huh?
I can't do it, yeah. I can't do it, yeah. I can't do it, yeah.
You can equip a metal pot on your head and can't see anything out of it.
and a multi-layered orb situation.
Yeah, it seems like everything is dangerous over there.
Can you even go over there?
Can somebody whistle?
Thank you.
I can't hear that whistle.
I can't hear that whistle. We're in a different dimension.
Oh, holy fuck.
Why am I lagging? I mean, we only want to see us.
You guys?
You're going to hit sick raincoat on.
It's sick raincoat.
I almost got killed.
There's some stuff in here to pick up.
Medkit.
I think I got to pick up a human bones.
Can you whisper, Jim?
Is those condoms?
Oh, no, those are bottles.
I was still.
Those army people, they'll kill us.
They're they're frozen in time. I've checked all that I'm gonna try and head back
Yeah, there's a TV
Stuff in here, there's scrap in here
Oh fuck, you got a cleaver, dude
If you need whistle, you're a little whistle
You saw that by backpacks, sir?
No, that's when we got nuked.
Oh, it's a shame.
In the world, reset.
That sucks.
Vitamin's in the vodka.
Yeah, I think bring as much of that as you can with you because it seems good.
I'm bringing gasoline and shit.
I wish I had a light.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got one of those
They were free in the beginning, but we were supposed to hold on to them. We were not good stewards of our flashlight's fates
We got shovel here. Oh
Oh my god, this guy's a flashlight holy shit. I need a bad backpack. It seems so key. I need to be there
Oh my god, no
Okay
I think else upstairs or anything.
I'm bad.
Oh no, I got this.
I got gasoline.
for the generator. It's it's I don't know if it's full now. I've got two with
rebocches right now. Come back. No don't kiss. You right? I do have that.
I we we should figure out and consolidate what is we need to make a table or a storage unit
or we're going to we got to make some stuff. You can drop items in this corner here.
They stay, there's permanent.
The crafting bench also has an inventory.
You should put all the crafting stuff in there.
And this bench here too has stuff.
There's a sausage in here for example.
I'm not gonna throw everything on the ground.
Concreate wall and floor.
We can build our own base too.
It's like old electronics and scrap, it's efficient items.
I have enough gas that I can now turn on.
Are you got gas?
Sometimes.
Somebody said, oh, that's absolutely massive.
Okay.
If you go into your inventory, unequipped whatever you're holding, you can drag.
you're weapon into the primary slot so you don't have a bunch of room that you're
taken up in your inventory. You haven't done that do it.
Well no.
How are we not accomplished getting any wood?
Yeah, what is the wood situation? Maybe we go chop a tree down.
I think it's just little wood. Oh, I got you guys. The weirdest shit just happened
to me. It's just totally electric.
I'm not going to spoil it for y'all and when it happens to you you'll screen the same thing. I just fucking did good luck
I've won all right
GG's
I don't think it's getting me free. I'm dying
Yeah hitting trees does not give one wood. I checked with an axe earlier even
We need to get that plague doctor's outfit. I know. It looks cool, but I don't know you wear it
I think you have to fix it.
We need a sewing machine.
Oh, okay. I saw that. We could make one.
Uh, a little saying you could sell junk and buy materials in town, maybe?
Uh, I don't know what town is.
That's, that's a good one.
You can select that other.
When we go back instead of saying expedition, you can go to that.
We're at the town.
That was no earlier. I saw that.
No, I don't see that for this map.
when you're leaving the bunker you scroll down one yeah you can select it
looks like electronics you'll have to connect things to the generator via
a couple wires to power them so the starting benches already powered oh man this
seems like a complex game it's kind of cool there are aspects of it I like quite
a bit like new maps each time you mute I like that wolf flow
Whoa, who's there?
I know that was gasoline.
Yeah, these people take all the actual money you find. There's a bunch of craters.
Yeah, so lean on me.
I'm still well in for wood.
Did anyone go through that portal this fear?
Yeah, yeah, don't go in it.
All right, what's all I needed to hear?
is it definitely was good but if anything now you just like a close loop of like being damaged by
you hear my whistle? I can hear you. How many? I'm ready.
We got to go where I died bro. I got to get my hat.
I can't be my hat back. What do you have with your for a hat?
I feel like based on yesterday that we may be getting nuked someone soon.
That's true.
We'll have a moment to know.
They give you a pretty long time to get back.
Yeah, but it's pretty hard to tell where you're going when you're screened.
You're quite worried about you guys.
The motorcycle helmet dims your vision.
That's funny.
I'm not going to see him.
Sorry, I can't, so I have like certain stems that I kind of...
I'm scared.
Don't be as cool.
What was this?
What's with all these missile command explosions?
What's with this, sir?
He drives actual bullets.
Sorry.
You want their vans, what like they're shoes?
No, no, no, no, no, no, they-
Oh, yeah, you've got to forget it.
What, that-
Ampise- who is this?
Who is this?
Oh my god!
Sure, but it's you, oh my god.
Like, yeah, you looked like-
You don't-
Like, okay, we're good.
We're good.
Your name didn't show up until you got really close.
Yeah, it's there for you.
Oh, with me, guys.
With me.
Come on, come on, come on, roll over there.
Oh!
I got a cool hat.
Where are we almost?
I'll go to your thing.
Ping again?
The only thing I'm finding is misery.
I'm going to kill an axe.
Hmm.
Which way did I go?
Oh, that's me, sorry.
I'm white, I'm white, I'm white, I'm white.
I'm white, I'm white, I'm white, I'm white, I'm white, I'm white.
Sorry, you term I has a few stems.
Yeah, we are streamers. So that we are apparently a little sick in the head. I think it's the other way
Actually, it's this way. Okay. I'm just keep following you
I think there's a different or different teleport or oh my god
I actually can't sprint anymore. Oh, did you take damage for that post? Yeah, I felt like I did oh
Can one of you guys a wishing for me? Yeah, it was Derma. I have no stamina. I can't run. Yeah same here
How much is this house you go check that house over there?
The friends water guy. They're my every food. Oh
What the fuck oh my god
I need to put a huge body we need to.
I'm fully loaded.
In here in here German.
I got to say he was my.
He already food.
Let me check again the house.
I'll I'll I'll.
Is anybody near the exit that can whistle?
We are far away.
Near the entrance, I'm just whistled, but press Q and go to...
Um, you know, it is north.
Why is it the house just turned into a fucking bird?
Oh, you got a bottle of water.
What you just said, or what that meant in any capacity, German.
That's just killing you last time.
I understand why.
Why is that so scary? Can we eat it?
Eat the house?
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening.
Alright, well, I need to eat something.
Yeah, I understand why you screamed.
If you need to let her with this one last sausage.
I fucking had a motorcycle helmet.
I had a shovel, I had a plastic hammer, I had a backpack,
and it's gone.
Like, I have all your stuff.
Okay, keep it. Keep that.
Keep that. Please, boy, that there's shoo-
And I found my guy.
If you need more dwarves, there's vodka. Was that my infantry?
No, I heard as zombie. Oh. Oh my god, I just said this is a spawn point. I'm looking for food with the hell's going on with that.
I'll find right now.
Oh, poke was the chocolate. You said there was chocolate in here.
I thought I was there.
Where is it? Did he eat it?
Maybe, fuck. Did you feed the dwarf chocolate?
I don't think so.
You're not supposed to feed them chocolate?
I'm gonna eat this carrots.
Just get out of here.
I'm getting it.
Okay.
Oh, take it.
Oh, fuck, fuck, what kind of it?
I'm out of it.
What?
I come out here.
Come to me.
Come to the next.
As soon as you find a thing.
Come to the next.
You can make it.
I cannot make it.
Okay.
I'm dead.
I have one HP.
I'm not making it. Okay, I'm dead. I have one HP.
Don't see chocolate on the ground.
I was just fine guys.
I'm just thinking at the base.
So come to me quickly. You don't have much time.
I think my chance is lied to me.
It's what you got. If you guys open this party door, I can make it and then get out fast enough.
I feel like it's not.
Almost the weight.
It's actually pretty close.
Yeah, you're dead
I can't I've been to eat I have electronic parts on me this. I really should you really should come back and get my stuff
You have to close the door
No
I'm gonna die right next to this car
We have a dumb goes on how the doors open. We I think we die. I just realized
Well, it goes on that stuff
Maybe it's outside here.
All right.
Yeah, that's so important.
All right, video, you're loose here.
Oh, good.
But we can split it.
I don't mind.
What happened to your day?
I will take.
Uh.
Well, we got a stuff that can be brought back.
Oh, my God.
You also take shit.
You know what?
Take the backpack.
Hope.
you can have that. Yeah everything else you can I don't mind if you have
plastic hammer doesn't do anything but I'll take it anyway because it's funny.
Alright first things first I'm getting food. I'm not gonna be out there without
a can of tomatoes or something. I'm gonna you need tomatoes. Alright I'll put
this human corpse in our base. Who is this? And carrot seeds. Wonderful.
the
one of the
People then you could buy by wood.
The food.
The foods.
Take the rations away.
You can break these wooden boxes and there's stuff in them.
Oh.
I feel like I'm going to fight millennia out here.
What do he's magna?
Oh, oh.
We can make skewers of like rat skewers or something.
I'm going to open it in the base.
and
is anyone have a hatchet or something a break would
because this house is a man's
I do mother fucker
what of it
the giant block is the workbench is something you can interact with if you haven't noticed yet
but this creates I got an axe here you can take this back
trouble thank you it's the plastic hammer does absolutely nothing
That's talked with a motorcycle helmet on.
Oh my god he's scared me.
This is the field where the boss was killed.
And CQC.
I've seen this before.
Nan of technology.
Anything in your boss?
What?
Ah, it's been loaded.
large crop right here we can plant.
Oh, that bandages too. Sorry.
Oh, don't do this again.
I don't like what. I'm fucking minting.
Oh, you should do some of that bandages for yourself.
I don't know.
This is for fun.
Feeled where you fight millennia.
I said that already.
This is it.
You see millennia.
We see boss from MGS3, but whatever.
You guys up to in here.
I found some gasoline in here.
There's electronics.
I got a broom.
Okay, remove the radio.
I got a broom.
Sook, get it.
Hey, poke, come here.
Jarman, you too.
I want to give you guys a quick tutorial quick thing.
I got one.
You want to use your weapon to break that wooden box?
There you go.
Is somebody pick up this planter?
I'm bringing this fucking dead body to you.
Anyone pick up this planter right here?
Large prop?
Um...
Let's see if I can get it.
I found a wooden wind turbine.
Maybe we want flour?
I'm going to home Depot real quick, fuck it.
Watch out, watch out, you.
I found five wood.
Oh my god, the guy almost killed me.
There's more people.
I got to do it to pause it.
Yeah, that's going to be fun.
Oh my, your shovels come break.
I think it's just my own.
Oh, that looks sick.
You're good at that
There is another fucker. That looks awesome
Run into me so you can push me
Actually, I'm gonna die hold on
Actually might die can I I'm banished?
Yeah, I'm not as you I got I mean
What are you gonna just die in come out here again?
I guess yeah.
Yeah, it seems like there's some advantages to die.
I don't know.
What?
What was it?
So should we build our base out here?
Does it continue to get nuked?
If I just leave when it gets nuked.
I have wood scraps here.
What do we build with the wood?
Crafting bench. We need I
Guess we already have advanced crafting bench. No, I might be a while. I think that story. I think the story. I don't understand that man at the store unit
I've needed a backpack for the last seven hours actually. Yeah, I got the selling kit
Yeah, you need a selling machine oh
Iron bars is what we need for them
I should keep this down, lamp.
Okay.
When he 25 would in one scrap, we need to go back to that town.
The giant block is the worst entrance.
We need to sell some shit.
Did anyone bring the planter?
The thing or no?
I could have no idea.
I don't know room.
We'll get in the plant seeds.
You can build outside the whole area as a safe zone where loot stays.
You just have to hide inside the bunker when the emission comes.
that's that's our area we we own that area it's how it is ours yeah this
game's cool once a day I have a pretty big omission
oh yeah this thing clears radiation apparently
radioactive dust from the bunker I guess
it's a massive slot
Might not want to keep the century in rap grinder.
Wait, let's let's one power source into three.
This thing turns shit into scrap and everything.
This is incinerator.
How do we power it?
It's up a lot of like loot.
You just put shit into it.
Tell me if it's in the reader, man.
We need 10 power.
Gasoline too.
Somewhere.
I got gas.
I got power.
I got everything tomatoes.
Yeah, let's see.
I don't know what was a gasoline.
There's a gasoline generator.
Yeah, I, I filled it with gas.
Um, I just don't know what we actually need power for.
Incinerator.
There's a turn on button for smelting.
Oh, it likes melt iron.
Wait, there's cables.
I have two cables there if you need a power anything.
Need to wire the generator to the machine.
Yeah, I'd like that starting goal, chat member.
Whatever you think would be good for this.
Where, where's the generator?
Wire the generator to the machine.
gasoline generator, okay, so we need to wire this? There's wire there. Where is it?
On the alert about the overhead. It's in a big cable. You'll see it.
Copper wire. Okay. How do we use this?
And it was straight left from the thingy scrap electronics light bulb equals lamp. I want that. So
Scrap we got electronics. Oh, this is pissy at that. Okay. I'm sorry. Who's got the light bulb fucking? Why is it vertical?
Wait, do we need a light bulb? I just sold it. Oh
Oh
Never mind what the fuck is happened?
here's a goal okay get a battery connected to the generator to store some power
then wire the battery to the burner burn scraps you can craft a crafting
bench all right guys we got power we got power down here guys do not go outside
and directly left it's a scariest thing I remember me what I've always been
going left what was there the big rock the priest I just what gas in the
generator and we got power down here guys we're gonna be it's gonna be sick
You go there, the crossing, the floating item, rocks, and a little boom.
I was going, I wouldn't write this time.
All right, what are we burning in this thing?
I don't know, it was gas and cement.
Maybe a little, oh, shit.
We needed that.
We just burnt the gas and made ash.
There was so much of shit here.
We were using this as storage and it's just fucking ground.
Everything up into dust.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Okay, I was told to put the battery fill the battery with power.
Was my loop?
I don't know how to do that.
How do you correct the K-Hose?
I think the door's in there.
I don't know.
It's just two things.
It's okay.
Okay.
Is it?
Okay.
We need to fill this up.
That is a water.
I'm thinking it.
Okay.
So we're going to fill up gasoline.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
That was a horrible idea, sorry, but that, but no, I got it.
Watch this.
No.
Okay, the wire's going to be connected here.
How do I fill the battery with power?
Oh, it's getting filled, slowly, okay.
I think it already is good.
We need to put the cable back on.
And we need more gasoline, which I may have just burned.
Yeah, I know who wants that.
Yeah, we need more gasoline.
Oh my god. All right, sorry about that.
I'm holding on my god.
Fuckin' for how long. Get this flower out of my inventory.
Yeah, we need more storage.
And we need to like move things to a corner.
Oh, I don't... I can't even see how big it is.
Okay, so now metal objects we can place in here and we can grind them up so what do we
do metal that we don't care about what about all right wrench no wrenches are
weapon apparently I didn't see like I could put it on the hop bar but what are the
metal objects we have? Holy shit little bones I'm I just I just got
Lute, holy fucking I got loot.
What the heck is that?
Swistle.
I'm heading over.
I'm not sure what I should.
Maybe they like Tronix?
You have to melt metal scrap in its own object.
It's its own object.
Metal scrap, German.
Which we have some stored.
Yep. I see it.
There's too much loot in here.
But we also don't have enough gasoline right now.
So we need to...
Make that happen because I burned a bunch
Which compass direction was home? I this one. I don't know off the top of my head, but you I can go to you and pick up some
Were you whistle at the door?
I'm not at the door
Oh, I've been whistling
Okay, okay, I'm see, I'm seeing you going up to you.
All right, so I need to, doesn't don't we have gasoline just kind of hanging out somewhere we do.
We did.
Like I said, I kind of maybe fucked that up.
How is it, Empty?
I, she was in the generator.
No, we're good.
All right.
Start whistle one more time.
Oh, bro, I'm just telling you, we have access to iron bars now, I have a ton of them now.
Nice.
Yeah, so, stir, I see you.
I see you.
Um, if you would like to go back to base, I can point you in the right direction.
Yeah, pick!
Oh shit, it ran out of power.
Worked trophies?
Shit.
There's a couple things in this building.
I'm going to go back to where you came.
You guys are going to gas in there?
Yo, you'll start coming.
Do you need a flashlight?
No.
Do you need a bandage?
No.
The battery in there too?
Oh shit hold on.
Oh, shit hold on, what's it about?
What is this?
Sports uniform.
I hope I didn't just break it. Oh, shit, there's like a weird ass bunker over here too.
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, I have too much stuff. I gotta go back. Yeah, I'm also.
Oh, Vinnie, from V-sauce.
I'm making a car battery.
Hold on, yeah, we'd get definitely get a car battery.
to
tag again stir whistle
just found the whole thing a gasoline I might ever
come tough
to what fucking stuff
I'm too good at this game
why may not generating any any stamina is that all food related or is it also because you're too much weight
I
S
Let's go, I don't have to get back someone someone paying the door
But I'm at the door first-end hunger
Guess then look at the tutorial
No, really kind of didn't are
I'm at where learning. Yeah, we're having a good time at least the exit is
is when arrow points east west, I fucking want this thing is like so odd, it's like the top
isn't north, I don't know, just table, what can I do with the iron bars now, let me
sing. Alright, we can make a ton of stuff if you guys bring back more wood and scrap
and stuff we can make final make a sewing machine let me in the
graphing bunch oh shwalk hello i'm i'm not oh you know i thought you're
talking to me i'm i'm where are you can't open the graphing
bunch i think you're using um you're not even here i'm writing front of you
You are not in front of me.
Hey.
You seemy swinging.
I need a sausage.
No.
Um.
What?
Ooh.
What?
I see you out here.
I just teleported here.
Oh, hi.
OK, so I want to give you a brief explanation of how this works.
So I just spent the last 10 minutes figuring this out.
Well, chat help me.
You can attach the wiring can be attached to anything
that can generate power, like a carbattery, for instance.
You can use the wire to attach to the dunque.
And it'll power it.
You also can use a generator.
Generator needs gasoline.
You fill up this with the gasoline.
And you do the same thing with the wire.
Dunque.
And it'll have power.
But you can do it with a battery too.
battery also needs power we only have one more battery left and if you look in here
I know we're in other car batteries but we have at least not when you walk like a drop
that off also we have iron bars now what do you what do you guys want to make I found
the actually a we need an advanced crafting bench eventually you got gasoline hell yeah
I need I need I need I need help though because I'm dying I need sausage or something I can't run
and I might need someone here to help when they saw such here. We need to figure out the wood situation.
It's crazy. I think it's just a little wood like half trees that look white. Do you know
time out? Birch, I tried to hit him. Gasoline generator would be huge too.
I have no food, do any bum going to where I died. I think I have some.
If God knew, then I just need someone to grab this gasoline.
Yeah, I'm here.
What do you need to try these?
Any heals or just...
...humm.
Heels, I'm okay.
So we're here, can't we?
That helps.
Yeah, that helps.
Yeah.
In here, poke is where the gasoline is.
I'll come and get my shit right here and then come back.
Gasoline.
Have I done that?
I love that song.
Isn't it a battery package?
We should get our power for a little bit.
Where is the base?
The ship base?
Where's our base?
Who fucking knows?
I don't know.
church has belong to us. Oh my god, I don't know what that means is. Oh my god, I
I crack myself up. You know what I mean? So this is just a lot. Like memes. Oh my goodness.
Means. Mama. Mama A. Mama A's. Are you tagging the base? No, I'm running back to the
I think it's a battery.
You didn't get to get to gasoline?
I'm not expecting that.
I'm not going to do two runs.
I survived the air drop somehow.
Holy shit.
Okay, so there's a weird orb in the sky.
You see that? I can't pick a picture.
Yeah, I saw it earlier.
I'm going in. It's in that house you just left.
The battery?
The gas, I mean.
It was the house that we met me at and you dropped off the cream soda.
Everybody in.
I got the gas so lean.
Yeah, so screwed. We're in the guitar for heat. Did you want for it? And I got to make it?
You're fucking die out there. Where's in the house? Where's in the house?
It's in the like a very like shed outside of the house.
I don't know where but I got a helmet antenna that's it. I'm gonna I'm not making it. Fuck
What was worth it, buddy? Oh, I could use an apple right about now
And I clean this if you can't clean up the toe
I brought some scrap, oh there we go, oh that was a tomato, so I just said that's a
tomato asshole.
You can me, you can me.
How do you clean?
I got a flashlight here for anyone who needs to drop it right there, have fun.
I'm going to go sell this bore trophy because it seems like you're worth some money.
I'm going to burn the trash.
Okay, I should do that.
That creates...
Um...
What?
Now what are you going to tell me is wrong now?
You're doing a pollution.
Is there a better melee weapon than dumb a ground here?
Because I want to come adventure with you guys.
there's boards, someone said,
Germans like house flipper.
You sell your-
Come collect like chairs and stuff.
You can make a house.
Yeah, that's so cool.
Um, do we better bail it up on the ground?
This is where there was a knife.
There's a nice and like the back of the rooms.
It's just trashed.
Next, we'd go, we'd be plant their box and some seeds.
but all the way sell this date and you know get the go to the city of Edits and town
I'm in the town. I don't know who to sell it to the more trophy. The item itself might
say who it sells to. What the hunter? There is guitar cooking the pot. Okay, where are you guys
at? Can I get a pen? Thank you. Did you find your own loot? I still don't have a beck pack.
These guitars probably sell for something.
That's an interesting death position.
Yeah, that's himself for a lot of all.
Jesus cooked Venice in 55.
I got 10 for that.
That's it.
10 Roubles.
Roubles.
Right, what about back here?
Oh man.
Why is this place so dark?
This place is very dark here.
That wasn't worth carrying around.
What a rip!
Oh, I found two or three of your body.
Yeah.
Should I have a loop?
It did you had a handmade antenna. Yes, that's what I died. This thing is gigantic. I can't even carry it
Buying is the last ditch effort the main focus is looting and crafting
I don't think I can find it. I'm gonna bring back some sick loot if you guys don't mind
Bring back the sick loot. Yes
Oh, I see a guy you see are you a friend?
kind of want this, but there's no way I can carry that. I go deep both. Why am I still
not regaining stamina am I broken? Yeah, what is going on here? Wait, I can use my other
You're starving. I just drank energy drink though. That doesn't feed you. Okay
Let me hide disagree. But whatever. I wonder when we're going to get our first gen
All right, I've got apparently that antenna can sell for a lot. I'm going to try sell it
Put the flashlight between your cheeks. Okay, dude. Enjoy the time out
Hmm.
Where's the jump trader?
Come here.
You have an antenna on the table that you deal on.
You happen. This has to be worth a lot, right?
24 rubles. Pretty good.
I'm gonna go buy some scrapers in the building and send it for the last boss
I fucked up
I fucked up dude. I'm so sorry
All right, I'm gonna buy it. If it's five rookies for one wood, that's fucked up
How much would we need to make shit happen?
How much wood could wood chuck? How much wood chuck wood?
Food? How much what do we have?
I'm buying wood
You can almost better off just dying when you this tea buffed
Jesus
Yeah
Keep going. Okay, I'm going
I'm just saying
You're fucking tomato or something. Oh, poop. Good. Oh, there's a poop knife. Guys, I found a literal poop knife.
Huge.
Biss.
Oh, no, this is radiation.
There's a bunch of shit. Oh, wait a minute.
Anything out here.
What is that? Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what?
Is that good?
It's pretty good.
We have to have a better system here.
We have shit everywhere.
This is random.
We need a storage.
We need to have place it.
I'll handle this.
Enjoy your adventure.
Let me take care of the home here.
What the fuck you guy got me?
You got your adventure.
What kind of guy?
The walking house got me.
I just ate a tomato seed. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I was here.
the
is so hungry enough this is look at this is that I have up of course three men have lived here
okay
what was that
oh I can choose the response point why didn't I choose it
weird.
Maybe there's cycles didn't press the button.
I think there was like a choice that I missed.
And I hope this whole world just gets fucking omissioned.
You can pick up wardrobes and stuff for storage.
the post-calculates
oh
we need to make an organic section
this is just like scrap of materials
put the wood here too
as ammo should
and
this is
kept picked up a lot of bad past
that way from might what I'm doing here
all right
I put money
money's going to go in the corner
I don't know.
That's all right.
And here you come in, but also still funny.
Why was that?
Why is the poop knife not allowed to be a secondary weapon?
Why can't the poop knife go on my weapon slot?
That's weird.
You just spread your cheeks and hold it that way.
Oh, I have returned to poop.
No.
What are these like black crystals in there?
Oh, they do damage to you, I'm pretty sure.
Do we need more cables back at the base?
Ah, I think we have a good amount.
Yeah, we got to it for you, all right.
I'm really sure that can be sold to the junk dealer.
Fondry that can be stuck anywhere.
I could put your ass apart.
Just a fucking joke.
This is for food and organics
I'll put this will put like cigarettes can be under here
Gear actually no, no, this is where the gear's gonna be
You're being so helpful honey
Somebody has to do this. This is out fucking rages. I would say this is outrageous
Oh, he's mad
I found a jar of pickles
to
bring it back after I'll make us as soon as I found the nose
I got so much cool stuff in here that I can't scavenge back
and you're a sort of a line of just a shot just drop it on a pile that you have
where's the appropriate place to drop
Garbage drop it literally in front of the Altec Urban
Where's the base again? Oh my god
It's a really good a pay attention to the
Compass
Oh, the cost of good there.
Someone, okay, this is deer up here.
Oh, what should be classified as utility tools, which is going to be, oh, you've been here.
There's an advanced crafting bench, have you like, how do we get electronics?
Well, our next goal according to my channel should be to create a planter.
We have small corrupt box, we can make it.
I have six electronics, so much we need.
We've got electronics out here.
There's a lot of them, there's like 17.
I feel like I went through the whole map.
I took the make-up, where did they go?
So for this place, ready to eat the any of the base. Help me find a red suit no
Very good this band it tried to cut me and I do it again
Stop it
I'm sorry.
I don't know how to use the sewing kit.
Out with you.
Insulating's changed.
No, that's really nice.
I'm going to pick up the tape and I'm not keeping the poop.
Can you look at the book?
You put some on your shoes.
No, but I will.
Come look at this.
Open the small crop.
I'm not playing to me how you power it on with fuel
We need more cable
Maybe sunlight?
I don't believe we need more cable
Hey hey, what are you doing?
I'm putting all that in the fucking car
I'm saying things
For some reason, German is scared of me
If we're going to use my legs, you know you need me
I'm sorting all of our bullshit
Do you know how much glass is down?
the glass bottles that you fucking broochies are drinking on
the road now because I was wondering where we're going to
electronics and apparently you put them all outside. I just said did you
not hear me say that I have 17 electronics? Totally ignored you.
That's well, hey, there's someone paying for the entrances. I'm
I'm buckled. First suit.
Oh my god, you're gonna die. I'm being buckled right now. Oh, that's a
tourist suit. That's not a thirst suit.
This is, I'm going to do medical stuff like here.
Where's all the iron bars?
There's they should also be in this.
They're in the uh, in center area.
I thought it was like a still suit from Dune.
I'm going to call cigarettes medicinal.
Yes, I'm just going to. Yeah.
we got we got an artifact did tech there
selling kid
it's fine
i got to put this wrench somewhere i'll put the wrench for the gear whatever
now that don't fuck with the system
but right here for now
then i can't pick up cupboards
to make some water.
That's nice.
If you figure out the small crop,
I did not have been given a much attention.
The still a lot of shit to go through here.
No space or wait for this item.
Maybe put some, put poop in the planters, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe water.
4 by 3.
Did someone ping how do I get out or like close to it?
Yeah, that's not being picked up anytime soon.
Still wearing the skirt.
Oh, shit, school backpack, hell yeah.
I'll go whistle.
Well, I made the Boothie detector, you found it.
Press R to rotate things in your infantry.
infantry.
I found a really good suit that has excellent storage, if anyone wants.
The field jacket?
Sure.
Turist.
It's called the...
don't need it tourist suit hey uh germagob I'm so afraid of the boat drop it down
place for shit it's a lint wonderful could they just nukos already or what I'm
I'm ready for World of Two.
I want to be better if I die.
Sometimes it is actually.
I did it.
Nice music.
I did. I put the poop in the pot.
And I convert the seed.
I'm proud of you, honey.
That's really nice.
Hey, start shawy.
You want to take a shawy with me?
Okay, I have a lot of cool stuff. I really need to not die like God.
Oh fuck I'm hungry. Good thing I've made our good food corner.
I have some stuff that you're gonna really like, but I need help finding my way back to the base. Can anyone help me?
me. I'm gonna get him out. That's it's fucking who I mean. That is one of the 24
hell in the world. How long are we going to challenge? How long have I
been? I'll give you four. What are our challenge? The four hours
streaming challenge, right? I'm saying the house in Pazbofobia for 24 hours. I
I'd hang out in real life for 24 hours and like just, you know,
plate games, watch movies, eat a dinner, but man, I can't, I can't sit at my
computer for 24 hours. Oh my god. I don't think I could do it. Honestly, there
might have been a time in my life where I could have attempted something like that,
but I don't think I got it in many more. I feel that. Yeah.
I
Right, how do I say everybody in everybody in
bunch of pussy
I'm sad I couldn't get somebody that's suit because it was so good, but I'm German. You're gonna love
You're gonna love this. Wait until you see this cool stuff. I have
I'm running out of the same way to go watch this watch this
Right here we go. Here we go. Bam look behind you
Did you got a oh
Wow, not not one but two and that's a big you just made by job. It's so much better
Wow, excellent job, hey. Are you hungry?
I'll be taking care of this tomorrow. I am starman actually. She's Wow, look at you taking care of me. Yeah, check this up. That was rock rock rock
Rock rock rock. Hell yeah, I just made it. Yes, I thought I got some pretty good
I don't know what they've hurt me anyway because I got to kill me
I thought I brought a lot of it for the base. I mean maybe another hideout. You beat
I got an axe for anyone who wants it now. Oh, I got you brought some very good stuff a poop knife
Right here two items right on the ground there two poop knives and stuff. I've got carrot seeds if anyone needs carrot seeds
Stir it a little bit this guy
Guys, I have the boosy detector
he thinks he's all that he really just thinks he's all that
we got a strong one
and we couldn't run in the artifact tomorrow with the boosey
imagine this is real and I'd be weird
like petty like that
you're just killing your life like this
just he's so distant and he's like the the fucking deep distance saying
you guys should kill me
I'm going to get out there. I'm doing well. I have a lot of good... wait, let me see you guys off.
off.
Bye.
Wait, let me see you off.
I'm going to be working back here.
I have no.
We need to work on getting food replenishment food.
So we need to plant.
Oh, we got some plant.
There's that's nice.
Okay.
I'm not getting any school lunch.
Nothing.
Before I go.
Okay, boys, come back with something good.
Take care.
Don't get hurt out there.
You guys want to stick together for this one. Don't throw the poop away. It's good enough for some stuff apparently
Look at his mass out there care this man. I'm gonna go to start. Here is not one a group
Stairs over here. I will get him. I'm
Told you guys I'm trying to search for the artifact
Draw it to me. Is anybody hungry?
I am not hungry actually my hunger is good
That's it. No one who's fast to eat in play or ever
I'll play with. I lose so fast.
We want to grab all of them tomatoes.
Okay, no.
This is just funny.
Follow me guys.
If you're the guy who will be the first in your group,
Is the cell pile, so that only give you salt?
Is it the, okay, I'm like my systems so far.
I have one radiation over here. Over this way we don't have that guy really good items on it before
last time I checked them though. This looks a little sketch. I don't I don't like what's going
on here at these um power oh my god. Where you go? If you see power lines with strange like wind
effects do not walk through it walk around it it'll launch you and it'll do
fall damage to you but I'm I'm over here I'm going to be looting these
cabins oh my fucking god oh my god oh my god oh the house thingy holy
Shit
Medication tent
You stand under the house when it's down
That's crazy that's all talking about earlier. That's crazy
I'm right screamed. Yeah, yeah, I get it now. I don't like this you understand. Oh my god
Well, it worked. Why is this my turn on? Wait what?
It's the point of this place. I haven't detected even the sliders hint of a boozey.
A boozey? Is that how you pronounce that?
It's not a funny.
All these years that they're saying it incorrectly.
Boozey.
Oh it's gone!
We're going to have a man's bozi.
We're going to have fresh tomatoes.
We're going to have...
Jermas, we're all talking about something different at the same time.
Bozi's tomatoes and dwarves.
You can kill the dwarves sometimes, I got stuff.
That was, yeah.
I don't know if you want to murder these guys.
I don't.
If you have to poop, poop in the...
My heart.
I've done the pills.
Yep.
this is not a great map for loot so far
oh guys if you have like a suitcase in your inventory you can loot inside the suitcase
does that make sense? yeah I put your loot in it
like right now we don't need all these guitars honestly or we'll have a music tent
just yeah maybe like we're gonna keep yeah from somewhere oh yeah
This isn't ready.
I'm having fun guys now that we figured out some of the game's concepts.
I get it.
I like it.
Oh, so you weren't before?
No.
I wasn't understanding some of it.
No.
That was like clear.
No.
Hey, Star or Poe, whoever's near me, I found an underground bunker.
It looks valuable.
I got four
Go in it when I went in one
Kind of wondering what those giant pit is oh
Nice death. I've been even in the first is death of like this funny kill you noises
It's a good food area potential way I
Flash light. Oh good thing I know what that is fuck
FUDA give this guy money
Sell here
Not falling me right
Maybe
No
I'm PUDDUP
Give this man pestle
Fuckin' computer.
Computer.
Generate 55 gigabytes of low-labunny porn.
On Mr. Dates' hard drive, make it so.
My mom's calling me.
She heard me say that.
And she's like, I could, you cannot be streaming with this guy anymore.
Okay, that guy just—how can we kind of know if he's free yet?
It says, it says, mm-hmm.
I don't know what to do with the eat.
Who—which one of you is this?
Hey, um—started, do you have any advantages?
No! I just don't get hurt so I never have him.
Man, I got stethro- by some monkeying anomalies.
There's a lot of stuff over here. Is they?
Yeah.
There's a big cable over here.
Okay, I can take that.
And they was...
What else was they?
There was a campsite over here.
I'm just kidding.
There's a sofa.
We could bring it to the base.
Oh, there's a handmade antennae here.
I do have a lot of space.
Can you say hello to friends?
Do your friends know that you're munkered day?
Happy birthday mom.
It's her birthday the other day.
They all say hi to you.
That's amazing.
Happy birthday.
Mom, is there all really famous men?
She's not sure.
Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna call it a really famous man.
Can you say hi to them?
Hi.
Do you follow where's our famous?
No, there's a collaboration where it work.
Wow.
We'll talk after mom.
I love you.
That's funny.
I was cute.
That's cute.
Yeah, I like that.
Wow.
There we go.
I have back sorry about that guys.
You should feel bad, isn't it, you know?
I got to get this skeleton out of here.
It's just unsightly.
Was that you, you know, she was on the phone, right, poke?
Yes.
Oh, that was a phone call.
Okay.
Like she's stressing all the weather.
Yeah.
That's fair enough.
I mean, I also, she's worried.
I get it.
That's good.
Yeah.
is it so far over there?
uh...
there you have a window close to you can you check?
uh...
it's not supposed to look actually snowing
that's how lazy I have
no i hear you
i heard you hear me
yeah three bats and i certainly have
we have um you
also overnight here in New York it's supposed to be
pretty gnarly
You just can't lose had anything.
Jeremiah, I'm gonna be real.
We had like four snows already here in New York.
I'm fucking over it dude.
I am over it.
I can see that.
I can understand that.
I'm sorry.
I love it.
I'm here.
It's just too much.
It's just too stressful.
It is stressful.
And it's like even in New York where more.
where more you know used to it we have the infrastructure for dealing with snow
it's just it just sucks and it like gets everywhere and it's of course in a irritating
and then like when they solve everything of course
when they solve it so and then you you you you bring shoes inside
exactly just a mess
I'm gonna choose and then like their salty shoes. I don't like salty shoes guys
Yeah, really portal yet
I went the portal get thrown in portals. No, I don't want to go in there. I don't like the sound. I went in
Just be careful on
One you have backpack
Is it ready?
Big money maybe
Is anyone need a good crime simulator? Does anyone need a good close?
No, I'm gonna not a hunker vest. It's insane. It's a game changer. Oh, really?
I think we're just fighting the other mode. It's like a whole second backpack
Where should I put anyone either have a pet shwuck head?
Ah, there's a hat here that I have, there's one already at the base, but could be kind of cool.
I died in the portal.
So what's like, oh, our current goal?
Let's keep loot in Garbage, I guess.
Oh my god, I need to run back to that body on the freak out and have a really bad time for the next time.
can open other clothes, put stuff in the inventory, and then put the clothes in your inventory.
Oh, if you're like a cheater? That's crazy. You can do that. That's fucking cheater. No, that's a game
mechanic that is a fair and cool game mechanic. That's like Darkhouse. When you guys come back
to the night. I want to show you the system and I want to show you where things are. So it's clean.
And you know where to go for you want. Okay, so I need help getting back.
What do you get through this work? We're trying everywhere.
Everywhere. Everywhere. Is it everywhere?
For me, yeah. Oh, I see it once in a while. Sure, yeah, yeah. I remember using the work
are chode, here are your little jiffy road.
Yeah, called people chodes.
Chode has kind of it's taken on a semi-political connotation.
Oh, it's not really, not fully, but I mean,
enough of one that I can help.
Yeah.
But for me, I just thought, I don't know.
I picture a guy who looks like a vango piece.
Like I don't know, like I just picture like a dude who I'm trying to think of what he looks like.
I see a top lane on the legends.
I see.
Guys, I'm being followed by a bunch of ninjas. I'm gonna fucking die. Oh god, this is bad.
Oh, stay here, please talk to the Lord about him. Where the fuck is that? If he doesn't find his
order, but he can't give it to the Lord. Help someone please help me find the exit back
to the base because I am about to get killed. No, please help him, sir. Help him now.
there up, please.
Journalists go out there and keep paying.
I don't think.
Yeah, it's a lot of good stuff.
I don't want to lose it.
Why are you dying in your life?
It's a start.
I've been sick for a while.
I don't know why this keeps.
Thank you, trust one.
I'll be right there.
I think it's a bit like a month.
Yeah, it's going on about a month now.
It was worse.
I've had many soup.
You do need my secret suit.
Hmm.
I can't help you.
There guys.
There are a lot.
There is a full military convoy
with like seven or nine.
You off.
I'm dead, but they're usually-
I lived. Okay, is that-
You guys all right? Yeah, I lived.
How do you know if I had a gun yet? That's kind of crazy. They have guns. I just found that the fucking military has guns.
How he does it?
We got a couple plastic cameras you can use.
use.
The frozen and time military air is our like environmental storytelling.
Okay great. I made it back.
I'm sorry.
Is that you out here, Jerma?
Uh, I, I was a little down back in the basement.
Oh, okay cool.
I have something cool for you, I'm ignoring that, sir.
I just thought about it.
No, I know.
Check this out.
I had to take that.
Use that suit.
That's your suit.
Oh, yes.
You put it on.
Yes.
Oh, it gives you a tunnel vision.
That's cool. I'm gonna put it. Okay, so you guys are gonna hold the storage. Look at all the storage.
Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, let's go over the system here. I'm gonna show you. When you guys are ready, let me know.
I also brought back a sofa if you need it. Oh, that sounds good. All right, so here we go. Start with start from the beginning.
Yeah, you're going to pee right here
So right over here. We have the this is the growth sections is where the food growing we have had some yield already
Carrots tomatoes
Yeah, this pile is things this pile is things. Yeah, if you have poop, please drop it right here
You're going to put it in the one I'll put it in the one right you could put it in the fuel put it in the field
It's in. Okay. This is stuff that only can be sold. It just sells to the vendor. There should be some in the jacket too.
Yep, I got something in the jacket.
Follow me this way.
This is the medical and medicinal tent. Oh, I need that. There's a lot of genetic supplies in here. That's where all of our medical supplies.
This is the gear
Things that can be actually equipped. There's two sewing kits in here. I just put them here temporarily, but this is stuff that you can actually equip and use.
Okay, equipment. Here is our glass in plastics.
This includes vodka bottles. This includes plastic bottles.
If we need them for whatever beers are here, too.
This is ammo and gun related stuff. We have not found it yet, but here is all the ammo.
Okay, I'll contribute. Here is a food. Food related.
I'm gonna call you.
That's fine. That's what I'm here for.
Food any kind of food stops.
Go hang here. Where's electronics again?
Okay, this is like the electronics and do dad stuff that we can like anything that's actually
Grindable it's most possible it's like though. It's the
Materials pile
And then in here
Come I'm still working on it, but the back
Gas is gonna go in the left corner yeah batteries are going in the right corner and then yeah
I know that electrical slitters are going to go over here.
I was looking at me.
I just got here.
I don't want you to be looking.
By the way.
I don't want any wood.
Do we have any extra wood?
We have what?
Yes, there is.
I have some right here.
Where's the materials pile?
Can you put the materials in the crafting bench?
Because then you can craft things.
Yeah, but I'm saying when you guys come back,
you can dump it in the correct spot.
I'm saying I have a bunch of wood and stuff but the correct spot is in the crafting benches. No, the cracks. No, the correct spot is in this spot because it'll just it'll get lost
Trust me. All right, okay, ready. I'll do it one more time. I'll make how do we make iron bars?
This is the medical tent. Yeah, this is the medicinal and medical tent. Okay
This is the food. We have poop. Please put it in one of these two crop containers if you have put it in my following
But how do we make iron bars?
Okay.
Like iron bars stir is you have to, we're not, let me explain first.
I got it.
Yeah.
I got to make the iron bars ready.
I got the advanced crafting done so that we can escalate our fucking game.
Did you grind up that shit in the incinerator and it makes the iron bars?
What shit?
scrap scrap grind up scrap and it'll make our embark you have to to have do you
know how to connect the power you do right no let's do that tutorial first
I've been looting okay so this requires power to operate you can either do
that with a car battery if it has power in it which there's a bunch over here or
Or if you have gasoline, you fill the generator.
You see, stored power is zero out of 300, you put 300 fuel.
Then once you do that, you pick up a wire or cable.
You then right click it in your inventory, place, and you'll go blank as a little indicator.
You stick it there, and then you go blank.
Stick it there.
There goes another wire, the whole time.
Uh, the stir came down and he was ripping cords out yelling and they were that I was
Ridiculous
Um, he started like throwing like the radio down
He's not away. How do I end the points?
Had to end the point?
Still making me pull you can pick up the cables if I pick it up like that
Just a couple of minutes here
So if you open up the incinerator
Go for it to the air. Yeah, we got to we got to
I'm going to blow away away away away.
If I'll hold on, I'll hold on.
Alright.
Put some gas at please.
Let's see if you can do it. Put some gas in the tank.
I connected this car battery.
Oh, it has no power.
It has that power.
It has space for gas.
Oh my god!
Oh!
There's a lot of fucking thing ever.
Sorry.
I don't want to.
Alright, wait.
Dude, we need...
I'm going to fill up the...
I'll get fills with gas.
Okay, this has got a castle in now. We get a wire. I've got a wire.
Don't, don't, it's connected. We are now burning the trash.
Hey, Douglas, it's me, Mr. Boyk.
I'm your old lady.
What the heck are you looking for?
Life is clear.
How do I get rid of me?
Oh, it's me and the rock.
And no one in the cable.
Hopefully, to return to something better.
Like the ground.
We're going to get somebody's body.
I would love to have my body cleaned.
I'll go.
You just kill ourselves and fun.
Even it.
We need bombs coming.
I bomb bomb.
The scrap pile over there.
It's currently we're currently cooking.
So get in.
All right.
Yeah, scrap turns into iron bars.
We do it.
We did wrap.
We run it a few on.
Glad we spent all the field burning.
burning a fucking dude's body. I'm putting scrap in here. Yep, and you want to stick it in the convert section
that's where it actually breaks it down. I think actually it'll pull it from storage if something
didn't hear. So make sure the only thing that's in here is stuff you want to burn.
Can someone ping the at never mind? I think I could find it. Can you have it a copper wire?
So I don't know when it goes on a storage? Yeah. If burn just goes into the storage,
whatever you're burning. If you want to burn you want to put it into
convert this forest lots. Get rid of the body because we actually
it uses a shitload of fuel to burn that. We're just wasted a ton of fuel.
Makes sense. I thought them. I see. So let me let we need more gas. I have this still gas.
Okay now I'll turn up it'll turn back on. Now we're burning again. We're cooking again.
I'm here for more bars.
I'm trying to have another gift.
Is it another cabinet?
You are the cabinet.
Apparently.
I have a military jacket here that does really well against the cold.
It's got good storage.
Close the door?
Okay, good door is closed.
Somebody should on the floor.
That's actually great because we need it.
It's the best place to shit.
this isn't that's going in the out of context germ a compilation where the ammo pile
uh... ammo pile is outside
yeah i hope i was that we were with keep going over what we were going over so where you
broke through irony now i need scrap
so this is the materials like scrap and wood and tape edge is drop it right here
This is the glass, glass and plastic.
So bottles of booze, vodka, plastic bottles.
Just put them right here.
We'll figure it out.
This is gear.
This is in weapons and kits, and whatever.
This is, okay, right here is stuff that you can
only sell at the junk guy.
So this doesn't have any purpose besides selling it.
Over here is the ammo pile, such as any ammo
that you have to drop it right here.
Also put the gun cleaning kits here.
I don't know if we're gonna need it in probably eventually, but this is kind of like the weapon section.
This is the food stuff, so anything like rice and jar tabato is can't stew.
Just put it here with your yard out to do it at some point.
That's a lot of money.
Also, this is the guitar section.
If you have a guitar just bringing it over there and drop it, we can just sell it all eventually.
Okay.
Hey, stir. You needed scrap.
Nonny more.
Okay
No, I'm gonna throw down. Where's the sewing kick go again? I got I see right here. Okay
I got it. It's a good system. Oh no, fine. It's good enough for now
To when you guys want that
First suit you if you're gonna go adventuring you probably should have it on
Where's the magic extra slots?
There's the first suit. There's also military suit
So there's like plenty of soup
Just know that crap in bed
That's all to the dee spawn. What? No. I feel like it would have already
There is an anomalous military base with crazy radiation out here
Wait, he has actually haven't read suits? No, but that radiation's not that bad actually never mind. Oh
I found a gun in here and I can't loot it.
Really? Where?
Awesome. Money? I'm gonna take this out actually.
Do you drive my head?
I hear you and I see you.
Look at this.
Up there.
Oh fuck.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, get in.
Get in it.
Oh.
What happened?
Why is that so loud?
There's a shit you hear this?
Do you hear this noise?
It's like a loud low-base rumble.
Yes, very loud right now.
Yeah, it's fucking, yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I'll make some money.
I'm gonna do a selling spray here.
So hopefully I can make some money for it.
It's good.
Oh, I'll check the jacket for that antenna.
You can sell that.
Oh, okay.
So there's a gun up here.
How did you find the gun?
Pockets.
Oh, I see it too.
I see it too.
Oh, I have an idea.
Oh, I've been a foreigner.
It's up there.
If we get up there, the portal lead you to the...
We might be able to grab furniture and put place it down.
Oh, an axe right here too.
We didn't...we didn't...we didn't...we didn't...we didn't...we didn't...we didn't...to the head.
Green beans.
Something is already eating meat to death over here.
It's quite painful.
Wait, I think this is what we do.
To me stack our top of each other.
There's a movie about that.
I got a heal.
I got a weasel in a hacking.
Then you got it over here.
Stop.
Get on the roof.
It's a puzzle guys.
Okay, I'm playing only up. Wait, um, how do you get on the roof? Is there a ladder?
Uh, the the truck out there. I see it. Okay. That's killing me.
Okay, I'm gonna sell this ship. Oh
Guys, I've first gone. I'm getting this green beans every day. That's right
I already are a little different with Jarmeys.
He's excited about green beans, folks excited about guns.
A military jacket, woo!
They're okay.
Okay, thank you.
Drop the dukey on the way down.
I don't know.
I don't think I can do it.
Foul them home.
No more clothes.
Do you make it?
Nope.
I died the same way.
It probably stupider.
Nothing could be stupider.
It was really dumb.
I'm gonna leave that down here, actually.
Okay, any more steps to sell?
I don't think so. Oh, with the guitars.
Can you sell the guitars?
I'm not sure you can sell the guitars, honestly.
It's cool that our farm and group has a dedicated salesman.
I'm here already. That's how you optimize and that's how you do it.
I mean, you kind of need to have somebody do this.
Otherwise, look at what just happened. It was a mess. We know what he was looking at it.
Everyone was just wrong stuff down. Me included.
That's why I get frustrated in a lot of games like this where I just don't do that.
And everything becomes a mess and then I'm like, I don't want to play anymore.
That's why you didn't want the R2.
Yeah, my stuff is a mess.
I mean, we could have started a new map though.
I was down for R2 actually.
I was.
But we can do that.
Well, this can sell this.
And did a surprise?
Yeah.
I'm getting it.
are is there anything that you guys that we need is that I have money to spend what do you think we need
something that we need to do base wood scrap electronics gasoline what do you think would seems to be the thing that
some would at least
okay well say wood put what's there what are you
what was the question what do we want wood scrap what do you when we need
I have no idea what we need. I feel like we're self-sufficient and thriving and there's nothing new that I have seen.
It's where I'm at. Okay. I feel like I need for nothing. We have enough sausage to last us forever.
I'll say the mic.
Put the coal in the generator, maybe? Oh, experiment.
Definitely can pick up. Oh, we need to look at all this shit. Did you get it in their poke?
I got the gun. Oh, so I shouldn't be doing this then. Yeah, probably.
Kind of too late. I'm already here. More.
What kind of gun is it? A bit of workers too. PPSH.
Big old machine gun. Yeah, that was in World War II. That was used. There was in a lot of World
World War II games. Yes, it's shit mother fucker
All right, oh, I get a hundred big years now and kill it get the meat
Yeah, what happens if I do this? I'm curious who's die?
What is it wood turn it to?
there we don't want to do that
now this can be sold I didn't realize you can sell it
where was my my new corpse
did any chat members see where my corpse went?
I'm starving again sorry.
landed on the roof.
I'm trying out of you all here.
I see it.
Oh, that was small damage. That's sick.
Hell yeah.
This is our, I'm loaded.
We got a lot of money.
I remember we got like 160 bucks.
Oh, this is entire air, damn it, that's our area.
I'm doing an adventure tomorrow.
I thought I had a guest tomorrow.
Yeah.
I think tomorrow in game after the next event will be my last, because I, it's, it's 730 and I, I haven't eaten in a while.
That's fair. That sounds good.
Yeah, just do that one more expedition.
So we said, hey, I just got, is this game just walking around and picking up stuff on a small map?
Yeah. You probably better off watching one of the other perspectives. I'm home making right now, okay?
I...
Yeah.
There's a gorilla, man.
Where are you?
Oh, come on.
All right, I'll go to the U.
There's multiple big feet.
Hey, poke.
You know, the platforming puzzle you did?
Yeah.
There's another exact copy of that.
Really?
Yeah.
I need the gun, man.
I'll press Alt.
I have been.
I'm Alting.
I don't see it.
Press Em pressing Alt.
I'm sure there's another gun, but I don't feel like doing that platforming so
I can do it.
Press off again, sir.
Okay, I see you.
I see you.
Going to you.
Can you kill Bigfoot?
No, there's a left to left to left. Oh, fuck. I'm out of stamina
Keep all tank keep all tank. I might be closer now
Might be something the artifact he knew here actually dude. There's another
There's a lot of them. We need to hold it. There's there's three of these
He's jumping causal. Oh, I see you guys. There's three
I'll kill them all. I've 36 bullet. Oh my god
I'm just a carrot. Okay
Take two green beans
I'm gonna sleep soundly there haven't just seems like there haven't some trouble out there
These are the star ping please
I think I'm gonna do Bandit Jacket.
There's a whole bunch of them.
Oh God!
There's a bunch in that direction.
Watch your backpoke.
You'll just walk into the doom.
And you should loot him.
I got him.
Nice.
Hold up.
My detector is.
I got both of them.
It's here for the Lord.
It takes some medical supplies.
That's not going to be died.
I died? Yeah, I got killed by a circle.
Is this close to the entrance?
Where were we shooting?
I'm just coming home.
Oh, there's another gun up on that one.
You want me to go for it?
I'll go for it.
I think the portal might kill me though.
And my fun fact, the bombs only target the host.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I might anymore help though.
I can do it.
I can do it. I can do it. I found the help bots.
I'm going to buy some.
You know what?
That's what I'm going to do with the money.
I'm going to do us a huge favor, guys.
What, it's a, I'm going to go buy a bunch of like a help ship.
Okay, that's cool.
I'm going for it.
Let's save a day.
If I die, it's all over.
Okay, that just looks stupid.
I'm still in the air anymore.
That'd a can we go?
How many dead kids did I get?
Holy shit, both.
Gasoline.
They go in the wrong way.
I'm sure we're going to need lots of
The endages
I'll do
I can get more of these
Damn it
I'm not being shot
Fuck is a torba
No
Oh my god what the fuck dude
Dude what are you doing
I'm locked in, oh yeah, I'm locked in.
I have to be ready for, okay, I have some good shit.
Oh, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, lock him with you.
Okay, I made it, I'm gonna bring some health.
How are you guys doing? You guys need health. Yeah, I could use maybe a couple of manages.
I want for nothing. Okay. I got the gun. There's a dude with a gun.
You're like, who is who killed me? It was poke.
I
And he flashlight how could I go unprepared?
Hi, buddy. I'm coming. All right. I'm gonna poke yours. I'll whistle. I'm here.
Oh, I should just put the ammo here. Take this gun.
Don't any extra
I've been any vessel. Oh my god this is crazy out here the world has changed.
Yeah I can I can here. Okay I gotta go here you go.
The attachments on the gun and take out the magazine and drag that into the magazine.
He was walking on us.
One second, one second.
I don't think the attachments that it isn't working.
Put the gun in your equipment and then you can do attachments and you see the magazine.
Yeah, I can't drag anything on.
No, God, God damn it.
Drag the mag out and then put the ammo in the mag.
In your inventory.
We're doing all that shit. Are you good?
I've come and I can see no.
I need bandage really bad.
Is that a gut? That's a guy with a gun. That's a guy with a gun who's killed. Oh, yes, I killed them
All right, come to me. I've got I've got supplies. I remember I've been home making for the last like hour and a half
What would he go? I got anything everything you need what do you need?
Should loot this guy
It has nice suit
Nice
Do you need anyone else?
Oh my god.
I'm good.
Oh, how are you doing on health?
We're going to have a...
Not the best.
I can't imagine.
I need to go home now. I'm both dying.
We're in my died.
I died.
Is my body in there?
I too died.
I double tapped.
That's something the suitcase then pick it up to save a bit of inventory space. I saw there was a godpoke you have a million things
So there was a good suitcase
The other plane carcav can you paint?
Yeah
Which where are you coming from book we're on over the exit is I paint I'm out. I think I know yeah, you can see the two bubbles in the air
So I'm of the further bubble
Oh my godpoke you really are playing Tarkov here. You've look at all this shit you have you have a suitcase
You see what's in the suitcase dude, there's so much in it. What's in the suitcase?
You have so much stuff.
That's the same for me. Oh my god!
You have the whole game in your inventory. You think you think we were?
Holy shit. My arms instinctively pinged for no reason.
I showed up with a can of stew two green beans and a med kit and I'm like I'm
I'm coming to save the fucking day.
You guys ping?
I'm taking right home.
Back.
Oh, what the hell?
You good?
Is that launched?
Yeah, be careful of those.
I don't get you killed pretty nicely.
Alright, let's get you, let's get you back.
Do you want a green bean?
Yeah, can you feed me here on the ground perfect.
You can all two cumbers.
Long good. Okay nice. Let's go home.
All right, let's go. I'm glad I was useful.
I think it's the second the other bubble in the air.
Or the way.
I'm going to the bubble.
I'm ready. It's crazy over there.
All right. I'm going back.
I need another gun or thing.
Let's check this for quick.
Is there a gun in here? Oh, I would love a gun.
Oh, we gotta go.
I came out with a bunch of shit to feed you a green bean and then die.
You did save me.
This is the standard.
For no.
I hope it was worth it.
Ah, I've got to have a glass there.
You all right?
No space or wait for this item.
You need- wait, maybe I throw you green bean.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Never mind.
I brought some special for home.
Are you paying- are you paying the base?
Yeah, I think it.
Is it?
We're both paying.
What is it to Orba?
Is it to Orba backpack or is that like-
Change your backpack for that bag?
Here is it a backpack we got to get it we got to get in I got to leave yeah I can't
throw that all right
okay let's watch more
hey what a shot you I don't know he's thinks he's funny he's shot me
when he's coming in I was coming in I was coming in I'm gonna kill him if he
does it again
I'm really wounded one of these arms are seldom
this won't for arms guys I need a ping on the base all right I see it I see it
I see it I see it oh my god oh my god I can't see shit yeah we need to make a
same I was gonna be gone
the other one it's crafting you can follow the ping Vinnie yeah I can't see
shit to bright it's to bright it's you
I'm dead.
Looks like I ran out of stamina and I
I'm dead.
I'm so I'm dead.
And now I have a flop.
Oh, we could have died.
We're terrible people.
So they're like another military jacket.
Oh, there should be.
Yeah, there's a ton of gear out here.
and
this bandage jacket
there's
there's human poop
I have a bunch of
on the house
with there's a second
there has everybody on health
like out some health kids
I mean, it was sewing kit. I mean, all of them, uh, I'm going to let's say what has taken make a sewing kit.
We need, all right, we need to iron. I want to ask. We're in the bunch. We already have a sewing machine.
I may want to get sure behind you. Oh, hell yeah, okay. So that has met suit is sewing kit in one. Okay,
I can make the hazmat suit. I need one of those kits.
There over here, I'm just going on here. I have everything. Oh, it needs to be in there.
What is it going on?
Do you...
Hmm. Now there was no backpacks, right? Alright, let's find another one.
Alright, yeah, this will be my last expedition.
Come on, go on.
Try out the worker suit. It has big pockets.
What is coming back to ringing?
That look cool?
Look at me, that look cool.
Oh, shit, you do look cool.
And these would be powered on.
Oh, shit, thank you for the raid lines.
Limes told us to wiggle here?
Is that the raid message? I don't think I've seen that one before.
No!
Thank you for the raid. Hi everyone. I appreciate it.
We're that you can wiggle if you want.
I'm literally like 20 minutes away from ending my stream, but you know, if you want to see some crazy shit.
you're in the right place
it's like sucks
they sell these arms and money
ow
I mean I guess it's radiation protection
of shines.
Is that any shines?
That's super radiated in here.
Yeah, this is not supposed to be on, right?
Okay, well, if you need radiation protection, I have it on the ground over here.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, all right, this is the last day, right?
I need to do this.
Oh, I need to, yeah, this is it.
I need to, um, anti-radiation.
Oh, god. Oh, my god.
Uh, oh, my god.
I got an anti-radiation suit.
There's a world to be looking a little different than the other ones.
this one's a little
long term that's outside
do you need to ready ready radiation suit yeah
i i got one coming for you
he's outside
yeah i'm right here but i'm right near you
oh you're right i died i already died yeah
oh there you go
you know what's all ammo
Nice.
Cool, thank you.
This world would do the kind of fuck.
Yeah, the bunker has a ton of ammo and grenades, but it's super radiated.
So...
I just mentioned it as, oh, 200 bucks for ammo.
Okay, yeah.
We do have a lot of ammo. Well, well, not really, but there's more out here.
There's some my gun is 50 bucks, yeah, no.
Oh, the amount of work it took to get it.
Oh, come on.
What the hell do you...
How'd you just die?
You got stuff dying.
How could you?
Do you have any chefs?
I don't know yet.
All right, I need a flashlight.
All right, I'm coming out.
I'm coming out to, uh, I want to adventure on this last day.
This place sucks, Sharma.
It's all.
Maybe I should stay home.
No, I mean you can.
Just avoid the radiation.
Like I just, my stuff is gone.
Ever, every direction was already.
So maybe we should bake more radiation stuff.
Or there's anti-radiation tablets in the medical tent.
Mine is 30 radiation for one.
Hey man, this is your first time leaving the base. Do you need a mess for it?
This is actually yeah, I want you to go with me.
Hey, I bought ass wants you come with me.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna eat.
I...
Want me to turn daytime like really quickly, just now chat?
Yes.
and
gasoline is useful
as soon as not to
well that's pretty glad to touch it for anything
what the fuck
you get stabbed
at one of these everlasting gop stop for things attacking me
Oh boy, those are guys with guns, guys with guns, guys with guns, oh I found your body
even, take anything you want, but you're gonna die from radiation, so be careful, but you
can just take whatever is on there, if there's anything good I don't know, the suit was
the best part, probably.
I got it.
That's seriously take the re-anti-radiation, and I'm still dying.
It's pretty rough out here.
I'm not dying.
I'm not going to do it. I'm dead immediately.
Okay.
I didn't think it was going to be that correct.
Oh yeah, it's bad.
It's bad out here.
You chose the worst day to go adventuring.
Oh fuck.
I'm not sure if you can go over there.
Yeah, so be it, Rig.
Yeah, the only thing was, well, I knew there was radiation, but I figured it was going to, I could take those tablets and at least live for it to pick up this stuff on his body.
That's good.
I know how.
Yes, you can't even go over there.
Much carry, because, you know, that's just forsaken.
I was going to bring a new one up some good inventory.
There's like stuff you can wear on your, like, sides that give you inventory space.
Where, where is the healing?
Uh, it's all been eaten.
Oh, no.
I mean, I mean, we could go sell and buy it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is the voice.
Is that the end of the stream voice? Is that you?
No, it's the last, no, it's down.
Oh, ammo.
Pickles.
I
see something that moves on shooting it
where you guys at the very
I found another underground area. Looks like.
Yeah, that bitch.
The hole in the ground.
What's going on in this bunker?
Oh my god, is that a player?
No, it's me. Oh hey, it's you.
Jermok, get in.
Here is gonna suck.
If I'm gonna park off the looting mode right now, I'm going crazy.
I was gonna get out.
I got the drill.
Just run through.
Take damage.
I don't know.
You're going to the corner. What's awesome about that?
I don't know.
I didn't even know I did that.
That was awesome.
I did try to stab you, but it's got to be.
No, I'm not watching any video in the background, I'm just locked in.
This is worse.
No, the plague is not.
What is going on these people that are in stasis?
Yeah, that's like, what is this, Harry?
Fucking monster.
Apparently, the environmental story telling.
I'm dead, the guy, I think they was a monster man out there and I got killed in two hits.
There's a swamp, whatever killed dirt. It's not moving. Oh, oh, just come on and get my body. I feel like it's these things. I just ate it warm.
It's standing up dead on that ammo, then weird drama come to the ping game
come to the ping for your uh your body
I'm gonna stick to the house door
I feel like I should
What?
Uh, ping again?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh my god, I walked out this radiation everywhere here.
I got poke your way what I thought oh my god, I'm dead again
I mean you didn't have much I could bring it to you. I'm I'm just gonna go pick up the fucking living room, okay?
Was that was that noise?
Oh, there's a noise
No, it's me it's just fake dead people. No, we killed some bunch of people here. Yeah, it's a bug. Oh
Yeah, I mean too
I'm dead. It's over.
Is the radiation?
Do you need a heal?
Um...
Waaaaaaaaah!
Not really.
We have anything to sell.
This is kind of crazy.
I lost track of germ's body already. I don't even fucking know where it is.
I had pretty much nothing.
Yeah, no, you had a good jacket. That's better.
Someone's on my gear by Daniel Wirdspot. This game.
I'm a guy's.
It was a fun guy.
I, what do you do?
Why are you trying to make you want to hear?
Did you, did you die in a weird spot?
Yeah, and I'm really bad.
Who just stabbed me in the head?
Stayed camp for a second.
Fucking camp for a second.
You want to,
I don't want to get down there.
I also, I don't know.
I can't answer.
I can't.
He's camping like,
Hey, hey, what are you going?
I got a fucking fight back.
Does the fun game, I like it?
It's interesting back here!
When Pokes says something's interesting, he means it.
I think it is fun too, I feel like I picked a bad day to come out of the base though.
Yeah, this is by far the worst day.
We haven't had like radiation everywhere like this.
We've been having fun. Hey, until the last place gentlemen rules I want I want to weapon and we can do general gentlemen rules fight
Gentlemen general
Gentlemen rules come on out
Okay, you're gonna go grab your shitter now. Oh my I can find it
Take get off
charge people I'm taking my clothes off
Get that hat off too
All right, wait, there is friendly fire
One bottle of vodka you we both drink it at the same time and let me go for it
All right, you ready
Where's my watch this all right in your hands. Oh, I just drank it already. All right, let's go
360
You gotta get the momentum built up
What the f**k are you f**king?
Oh, all that.
How did you survive?
I'm just built different.
You remember when crime's in the litter?
I read the strong book.
I'd be...
Pretty funny.
All right.
Well, this was fun.
I like this game.
It was fun.
That was good.
It's some good lootin' and shootin'.
Well, no one in shootin' and barely any shooting, honestly.
But still enjoyable
Enjoyable until this last map. I'm gonna work out a little ridiculous
Hey, we all pick us good everyone pick a guitar from play us on
Just wait
Cute
This is a cute one
I really do like the nuclear bomb resetting no
It's required for these
games to have
Well in a greater acoustic guitar, are you playing guitar now I am the flies on our
There's a lot of corpses are louder.
Oh, God, it's so innocent.
Three, two, one, go.
Nice.
We're doing so beautiful.
I knew it was going to be a problem at the moment.
Do you have like, can you possibly have to explain something?
I have no gear on.
Do I have one?
Am I just weak?
Am I deriving?
I need more than crushing it.
All right.
There was fun.
I'm glad we got a chance to hang a little bit because it had been too long. Goodness gracious.
Good night.
All right, I'm going to tell them next time, or Minecraft 4.
I'm down for either one of those. It's both sound great.
I'm good for either 2.
I'm high-tailed, like I said, it's getting pretty consistent updates.
So...
Or...
Oh, no, I'm not sure how many of you are up there?
to do to warrior we that would be a problem if we did to warrior but I'm I'm
down I'm down I mean that's the 24 seven three days a week stream no yeah
no that that's gonna be fully addicted well my first dreams ever in my life was a
24 or two to warrior stream mission it was absolutely dope shit
I'm gonna try to give a fuck.
Oh.
It was so hard.
Oh man.
Alright, I love you guys.
Alright, you two poke. Have a good night everyone.
Have a great day.
See you later.
Good luck with the storms in this cold and stuff.
Yeah, actually be careful.
Yeah.
I'll try.
Alright.
You know.
Alright, bye.
Bye.
I'm sorry about to leave any.
Did he leave mid-apology?
What the fuck they all left?
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
Well, chat.
Thank you for watching.
I'll be live tomorrow.
What's this doing up here?
I don't remember putting that up there.
I can't even click it, where is it?
Chat, I'm serious. I don't even know where that is.
That's so weird. There's just still there. All right.
Chat, thank you. Have a good night. I'll be left tomorrow for Sunday stream and I don't know if I'll tell the story.
Probably won't tell the story tomorrow, but I will tell you the story on Monday about how I had lunch.
with homoguchi. Neyoki homoguchi who is the director of Final Fantasy VII Remake in
rebirth. That's what I did yesterday. That's yeah, that was my day. It was really fun.
An interesting, and I was invited and I went and I'll tell you the story eventually.
So yeah, strange life. It was cool. Anyway, I'll see you later. Bye.
be safe out there everybody in every circumstance and be good to each other if you can. Bye