Hello, chat. Welcome to the stream. It's Wednesday. Speaking of chat member is spamming,
I hate you Vinny, why would you announce the album on a random Wednesday? Chat member,
This album was announced a while back, multiple times.
You don't need to spam.
It's okay, it's Wednesday, my dude.
But tomorrow, we'll be the premier at 11pm Eastern.
Go to redvoxband.com.
It'll have the Twitch embed.
It'll be a special event.
It'll be a special occurrence.
Hi, everyone.
Welcome to the stream.
Um...
Chat.
Before we begin,
couple things we need to cover in the pre-stream here. One is, so this discussion of me
talking about Final Fantasy VII, Part III, and Hama Gucci, the lunch I had with him, was
kind of apparently going around as if it was breaking news. This guy, that's me.
And it's fine. I mean, the problem is what I've learned is Final Fantasy fans are currently
starved for news and they're blaming journalists for asking the same three questions.
Now, when I was at the lunch, I asked, can I tell my audience about this lunch and about
stuff we talked about? And they said yes. So I told you all about it. The problem is what I
didn't realize is that people are so starved that they took my wording as some weird thing
confirming a specific aspect of the game that I didn't mean to confirm because I didn't
get that information. So in the original Cloud and Tifa are in the livestream and they're
putting Cloud psyche back together, basically. Sorry for the spoiler, game come out 30 years
ago almost. And that's the original. So that's what Hama Gucci said was the scene he was
looking forward to most doing for part three and he said that they did a good job with it
and people liked it.
That's basically all I said,
but because I used the term cloud and Tifa,
people thought I confirmed that it's 100% cloud
and Tifa in that scene.
So I didn't even consider that they might be doing something
different for part three, which maybe they will.
Maybe other characters will be there.
People seem to think,
Earth is going to be there for some reason.
But now the way I explained it,
was the scene in the original with cloud ant tifa that is the scene he was most looking forward to and that they they nailed it
They did a great job. Not that cloud nailed tifa
I like some of the takes I saw were ridiculous because again people are so starved and there's also there's this like incredible
the fandom
There's a war between Arith and Tifa and I'll tell you something, Chat. I've been a fan of Final Fantasy 7 since I was a kid
and I know that the biggest fans of Final Fantasy 7 have never played it, but I'm not one of them. I played it
and I'll tell you something, Tifa and Arith would hate that. They don't want you arguing about that because
their friends, and Arith would be happy for Tifa, because you know, her and cloud, but
also it was unfortunate circumstances. So it's, I'd really like how they did that in the
original, and I like that there's kind of a, a what if, but circumstances lead one way.
And I think Tifa was the person in the original that was the best for cloud, which is
that leads to the life stream thing.
She was strong enough to put all those memories together for him.
Well, blah, blah, blah.
You don't need me to say this.
None of this will be seen by any of the same fans that saw it.
I'm glad they're happy.
I didn't want to misrepresent the Gooch.
I wanted to make sure that people knew that I didn't know anything other than that was
was the scene he was excited about.
You know what I mean?
So it's just funny how that all went down
and speaking of misinformation,
the amount of misinformation on the internet
is nothing new.
I talk about it, you talk about it.
We all talk about it, we know it,
but this made me laugh really hard.
This was on, on X, the everything app,
Grock put this together.
So here's what Cox said, a content creator of Vinesaw's Joel recounted Hama Gucci's enthusiasm
during the meal with journalist Jason Schreier, which he was there, saying the team nailed
the emotional sequence where FIFA A is a fractured cloud.
So yeah, I just thought that was funny.
And then there's other stuff talking about Unreal Engine 4.
Tell me this is a troll. No dude, this is real. This is what Grock summarized it as.
I saw another one that said Vinnie, but this one said Joel.
What if Joel was there, and I have a fractured psyche, and I need to put my mind back together.
together. What if what wait a minute? Who was at the Shinra Manor that day?
What really happened all those years ago in Nebelheim? Was it Joel? Was I just a
the Shinra Soldier? Oh no. Damn, well, anyway that's the story. That's the story, that's
the story chat. But I really do have a lot of excitement for Final Fantasy 7 part 3,
even though rebirth was something that I thought was, didn't hit every single beat perfectly,
It was a hell of a thing as a fan for most of my life.
I really enjoyed it and I do feel like this is going to be a tough one because you really
have to figure out a tie everything together.
You have to have all of these different plot threads that they're doing different things
from the original kind of.
And then bring them together and have it be satisfying and not upset every single fan of
the original.
But also do something a little bit different.
It's so crazy.
It's going to be a huge thing.
But I personally can't wait to see Rocket Town, the snowboarding stuff, in the north,
I cycle in.
I can't wait for, again, the livestream sequence.
That's one of my favorites.
I told him a Gucci that as a kid, that was a very meaningful scene for me because that
was, you know, when you're in your teens, you're finding yourself, and that was a scene
that really resonated with me.
And T-foot and Scarlet slapping the shit out of each other.
I can't wait.
So I'm excited, man, I'm excited.
Now tonight I'm playing Ratchet and Clank for the first time.
I've never played it, maybe a demo, but I'm excited to check out the game.
I've seen a few people say it's a favorite of theirs, so it's pretty cool.
Then we'll finish half life in secure.
So this is the PS2 version.
And, yeah, before we begin, I have a special guest, very important special guest for
just a moment.
And we're going to talk about something very important.
something that needs to be discussed. My special guest is Reg. Regality. Hi.
Your audio is not working. Yeah, you got nothing. Let me make sure you're not muted.
No.
Can anyone hear him?
Vinnie, I hear him.
Wait, really?
Oh God, just court.
No? Oh.
Is this a bit? No?
Oh my god, my speaker is the fucking dual sense wireless controller on Discord.
Are you kidding me?
You're doing a bit.
And that wasn't a bit Reg. I hear you now
That was a good bit. That was a good one. That really got me my sides are split my controller did a bit on me
Why does that I plugged it in and it's like your audio is now all PS4 control five five were up to high, Reg
Hello
Yeah, the title cookie scientists I cookie scientists would be one. I mean you are a food scientist, which I didn't know so much about you
I've heard of your chili. I've heard of a lot of experiments you've done with food and
Why don't we tell the people what you yeah ranch ranch expert? Why don't we tell the people what's happening here today?
So you had a new cookie adventure and a lot of people were inspired by it and a lot of scientists such as myself thought we should take this further
and they get to darker and darker places.
And we conducted an experiment.
It was the first one, where we tried to replicate cookies
to last a stalactylization, as we're trying to call it,
to realize.
And it produced optimal dropings, so we made cookies.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to show that image.
Hang on one second.
I said I was going to gather them here.
Please.
Show us the what?
Show us the whole, please.
Okay.
Is this what you want to say?
Yeah, so what we're trying to achieve here is we are trying to create optimal cookie
droppings so we have created cookie holes.
So we're trying to replicate the natural stylactylization process that occurs in cave
in nature.
So we have created dedicated holes and filled them with butter and then put cookie
power is a top them so that during the air frying process, which is how you should cook cookies.
Yes, and then you smush down and then it help extrude.
And then when you go to air fry, the cookie droppings will drop spectacularly and we hope
for optimal slack visualization in this process in this initial test.
We also, if you can clearly see, these are two different cookie batters, one is extra
goobie, and the other one is normal, it's our control.
So that's before the baking process started.
So I unfortunately didn't use the air fryer during my experiment when I did the double
chocolate cookies.
And what ended up happening was the cookies were still good at the top and I used the
pizza tray similar to this but it ended up dropping down and burning.
So that's the problem is they can burn very easily, which is why the air fryer seems to be
a good strategy.
Yeah, I'm going to be better the butterholes, the butter pockets as we're calling them.
That's new to me.
I didn't have anything to do with these butter pockets, but I think it's a great idea.
Here I'll show you what many have lovingly referred to as rat droppings, just in case chat
How do you get this optimal dropings here that we had a lot of dropping?
Yeah, that's that's we're going to show you the difference between
regs dropings and mine, which I would say reg had the
Superior dropings. These were my dropings during my experiment with the pizza tray.
As you can see here, they came out really rat-shit like, which is not, but this wasn't what we wanted.
I didn't want this. I didn't want this at all. So, yeah. So, and then what I ended up doing,
and just so you can see what inspired some of this, is the, I combined two doors myself, and this
is before the rat dropings, this drip down. So, what I learned is the oven burns. So,
The reg used the toaster oven, air fryer, or is it an air fryer?
It is an air fryer toaster of a combination.
It's a lot of advanced tools that we use in the industry.
Wow.
All right.
Well, let's continue along with your particular version of the experiment.
So I'm going to show the video now, is that good?
Oh, yes.
Show the droppings, please.
the
you had some good trips really good
rich really awful
yeah
now they they look nice yeah that that's a good
all the delicious
so i'm gonna show the result of the draw i'm gonna show the
dropings now
and and chat apparently
these were delicious
all i have them in front of me right now
They're scrumptious.
I think you said 10 out of 10.
Oh, like legitimately 10 out of 10,
it added so much to the texture.
Imagine like the crispy edge of a crispy cookie
that's like perfectly done.
It's just, that's all it is.
It's wonderful.
It's lovely.
Yeah.
So the stock realization didn't really occur,
which is very sad and disappointing.
This is bite the control and the extra goopy better.
But the actual dropings are delicious.
I mean, I have them right here.
like, yeah, that's the post. That's the post. Right. And then there's another in process
early. And then I have also a photo of the cookies that rigged out those dropings from.
So not so much the lag type, but definitely good dropings. Good great dropings. The cookies were
wonderful. It was an excellent technique. Yeah, I could only think of how we're going to take
this further, honestly, since the droppings are such a success. Yeah, so I think you did great.
Thank you for doing this. Of course, I have some other cookies in the future. This is a technique
experiment, but we have some recipe experiments coming up. I have one coming up tomorrow. God should
fear me. And then after that I was thinking, um, we're Italian food is famous for being
delicious, but there aren't really any Italian desserts, like Italian food is famous for not
having any desserts. What? So I was thinking about making Italian cookies. Okay man, if you say so,
sure. Yeah, I go for it, man. Yeah. People in the chatter saying can only, no, that's not real.
I can show you a real cannoli. I want to show me a cannoli. I'm not sure if that's real.
And now that sounds weird, but at one day I can prove to you that cannoli is a real. I'm just saying.
All right. Well, Reg has another experiment coming up. I myself am currently focused on other ventures,
but I may return to this, and I may try the same dough. What's that? Right, you got to get, you got to get your
still act like it's going to happen. I believe in you. I think I can do it with the
dough I had originally and get it similar to the ones that look like a platform in
Zen from Half-Life. I think I can get a further version of that. And then also
Zot will be experimenting with very interesting. I'm not going to spoil it, but
Zot will be a guest. Zot will be a guest on the stream next week more than
unlikely and we will discuss his results. So a lot of our greatest researchers were
really proud of them on the team. We are. Yeah, it's a really nice team we have
and we're going to figure this thing out. We're going to crack it. But if you want
to get some delicious droppings, then you know how to do it now chat and
apparently they're excellent. You can probably throw them on ice cream. So I'm not
I'm gonna have a look at them.
All right, buy Reg.
But.
You didn't say catch up, did he?
Chat, it is Ratchet and Clank original.
This is the first time.
I just somehow missed Ratchet and Clank.
And, um, I don't know, I've just been kind of inspired to play it.
Camera may have inverted Y.
We'll see what happens.
I mean, it's a game from 24 years ago.
What about Jack and Daxter? Dog, give me one game at a time.
It's charming.
I played Slycupre, yes.
Blinks should be on your list. No, did no. I'm good. I just want to play Ratchet and Clank.
I had a lot more PS1 games than I did PS2, so
I might have played a demo. I think on a demo disc. You know what? I might be able to find that out right now. Let's see
I have
PlayStation Jam Pack featuring Ratchet Deadlocked so I played that a little bit
if that was playable
Game looks pretty good still
games a bit quiet. Light screen hacks work for this game. Cool. That might be
next time. I didn't have time to set that up today. Life has been pretty busy
so I didn't have a chance to really dig into that.
Change camera rotation speed. So camera is always going to be what it is.
There's no strafing in the original the controls didn't age well so I've heard I have
um uh McBanou's Joey was just telling me about this and I was like which one should I play
and he said go for the original but the later ones were um um you know had better controls and
everything. So... I don't know, there's something about this era and especially the
PS2 that I miss and I'm just playing some some black-ass PS2 games on the Sunday
stream enough that long ago inspired this.
First game is more of a platformer than a shooter so I wouldn't worry about the camera too much.
All right, well, yeah, I'm not going to worry about it, but it would be it's weird that the
up and down on the camera is reversed.
Are you doing all of the game? That depends on if the game is is good, my friend.
I'm going to try. My goal is to enjoy the game and then to um, dad or
trans on the range. I'm going to play it.
It includes a new comic star to adapt the universe.
It is the R1 to the ground, and then press the square button.
Also been in a serious platform or mood in general lately.
Between the banjo recap, and all the frog platformers
that have been coming out lately.
Oh, instill tutorial.
You can change camera x and y in the settings.
Alright, it seems like...
Let's try that, isn't it?
Oh yeah, I thought that was a different option.
I thought that was something completely different, nevermind.
Yeah, that changes.
a little bit
This game has
I would have loved this game if I had this growing up. I absolutely would have loved I can already tell
And also I like like shooters so if you're saying that the next ratchet games were more shooters, I would have loved that too.
But the way I describe it why I have missed a lot of great games is at this time I was playing PC games, GBA games, GameCube games, and PS2 games.
games. And I just, you just run out of money at a certain point.
Oh, there you go.
But he tried selling weed.
Why now?
There's weed everywhere.
It's actually, you can't escape like weed stores in your these days.
I sort of got like four more open up on Staten Island within like two miles of each other.
But back in the day, no, I wasn't, I didn't have the heart to sell weed.
I wouldn't have been able to do that.
I was I would have got quite like day two and day one I would have smoked the whole staff
So it probably would have been a nat negative
Like this guy bastard no way
Vinesaw's pre-rolls
you're quite handy with your lunch
you bet I built that ship with it
correctly I'm in search of that you have assistance in saving the solar system
do you know where I might find that fellow
on the radio every week other than that. Oh, yeah, forgot to post about them.
This sage's solar system stuff anyway.
Oops.
Christ.
Hello, citizen's arm.
My race the blog has a small problem.
Our planet has become super looted.
Overpopulated.
I'm poisonous.
That we are no longer able to dwell here.
Huh?
But I, Chairman Drake, have a solution.
Chad is a weird that I think he looks Italian.
These D-new world, using the choices planetary components of their own.
So, what does this mean to you?
You might ask, using highly sophisticated technology, which you could possibly understand.
We would be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new world.
Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control
and drift into the sun, where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas.
Of course, sacrifices must be made.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Man.
And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny sniveling, snut-nosed populations,
form a line behind me and kiss my-
We're still on?
We've turned it off, you idiot!
He is great, Lynna's dad, but he also looks like a finger.
The people on those planets are housed.
Well, good luck getting Captain Quark to help ya.
What? How do I help you?
How do I manage game?
Could you use your ship to take me to the coordinates contained in this info bot?
I might be able to get a further information there.
Even if I wanted to, I can't.
I'm missing a crucial component of the ship.
The robotic ignition system.
How did you know that?
I so happened to be equipped with the latest in arm and shimmerman's voices in Ratchet 3.
I had to start any ship I choose.
So, I agreed to take you to this wherever it is.
And you get my ship started for me?
That is what I'm proposing.
Sounds like Petus. Apparently he is James Arnold Taylor, just not yet.
This could be a problem. Take care of it.
Not until 2.
Oh, this is great! So that's where I've been stuck this whole time, please, which will be your appendix to the scary mechanism, sir.
right. Sorry. Oh, and by the way, you can stop calling me sir. The name's Ratchet.
It needs to make you the queen.
Sir, these days, if you're a Ratchet, that's not good.
These days, if you're a Ratchet, that's not good.
If you be 5-4-9-6, I'll just call you Cork for sure. Hang on.
Whatever you say, sir.
Sorry, you see, it would be most beneficial if your citizens would look in the city when my work has
I knew people were going to say the word planker. I knew it was going to happen.
Who's this voice?
This is your last chance. Stop this madness now.
Okay, wait. You're right. I'm getting Michael Richardson.
Really? No. He's already gone too.
And he's going to be low and spit.
Right, totally. Very good.
Goron mortal combat.
You're also in family guy in the Cleveland show in American debt and Simpsons in
the future.
I'm not leaving the way we came in, but that's we can put fuel or a ship from one of
the inhabitants.
If there are any black.
What's full screen on PCSX2?
Is it just F-11?
No, there's an alternate.
No.
View.
You mean your PS2 console, of course?
Double click.
That does that.
This is the power of the PS2, I mean going from Spyro to this must have been crazy.
But by now I had a gamecube by the time this came out.
So it would have been a little less impactful, but if you were only a PlayStation platformer
fan, probably a little specific, but it's so.
There's a one gun.
It's not like a Metroid theme for a second man.
I'm just going wherever.
I wonder if you got it.
There's no double jump or or anything like that like where you press a button and then you do a thing.
Oh you can double jump.
It improves later. Okay cool. That's all I need to know. Thank you.
It's also nice to have a little bit of a gap in my streaming and then the release schedule
of games.
Like I know, Terraria, the update is big and animal crossings update, but they're mostly
just updates.
Like the next big release is going to be a new gen X and then Resident Evil 9.
So, when I have a little bit of time, it's nice to go to a classic I've missed.
This game is better than those, holy shit we got a psychic in chat.
Okay, what we do need, camera speed, please.
There we go.
Split, slay the spire too in March.
Wait, is it confirmed March?
I don't think they have a release. Oh, yes?
Chat, they've showed so little.
I mean, you know 100%. It's gonna be annoying how much slay this buyer I stream.
Oh, that's a good thing.
Oh my God, I almost afford that gun.
Do you remember, yeah, I remember playing something
Ratchet and Clank, maybe it was a demo of a new one.
I don't know, played something recently.
I said, look, the plumbers back.
Oh, right, why is gay?
Shouldn't you be on one of them escape transports?
Escape transports.
New flash.
Hello, it's three.
You have to checking your escape transports
and taking all the rich folks off this go darn planet.
So why aren't you on one?
So she'll economic disparity.
Why?
He hasn't got enough folds.
Working people.
We're going to wait for Captain Quark to save us.
Well, get anything worth a lot of bolts.
I got this thing, chose to weirdo,
ditching their ship.
It's got coordinates to a desert planet, too.
I mean, for a bout.
Ratchet, we could use that.
Star Wars.
That's a Star Wars bot.
I ain't info about for 500 bolts.
Gerrettable!
Just slide down a sewer pipe.
Maybe, maybe, this is the solar ship radical.
We seem to be under attack from the planet's surface.
Relax, Jim, and looks like some sort of fireworks display.
Probably in your honor.
Whoa! That was close!
Ah! Right now I get caught.
Our info box is just a story.
I'm gonna try to take a detour.
When we land, I'll see if I can scare my next edition for you.
When I do live that long, Jim, let's end screen the chat.
Does they admit that guy on the left?
That was Skid McMarks!
Does he know Captain Quark?
My doubt is a pro hoverboarder.
Always going off about how cool he is.
Looks like he's in trouble.
I'll say, I've never seen him look so freaked out.
Gadgetron info about Skid McMarks.
I heard Skid McMarks said you have the info about for Planet Eredia.
You don't need to find a sheep.
Oh, I see, I see.
You can also use your weapons in your range and smoke.
Oh cool.
Was that graphical glitch always there?
Someone has to know, which one, that one.
There's people that probably note this game inside and out.
Someone said yes.
Another person said, I don't know,
and then 10 other people said, I don't know.
Yes, I play through these annualies as a chat member.
That's the square button to die.
And it's going to rise.
Push the next button harder to rise more quickly.
Harder?
Oh, right, yeah, the PS2 had the button.
Right?
What if I'm not using it? Does the PS5 controller?
Okay, here's a really specific question.
Though I don't know anyone's going to have an answer for it.
This PS5 have the pressure sensitive ones the dual-sense thing or whatever. No, okay, have one
Only PS2 and three had those
Chat I only remember really using it and giving a shit about it in metal gear solid to two because if you held it
you could um like if you if you pressed it lightly you could hold people up that was
them just right now as to as well.
So in Somniac, who though those who made this, they made Spyro, then they did
Ratchet and Clank, Spider-Man, Sunset Overdrive Resistance Fall of Man, and now the Wolverine
game is what they're working on.
They're really, you know, I just don't really care about superheroes that much.
The Wolverine game didn't even look bad. I just can't bring myself to care enough about it to want to buy it.
And I like Wolverine as a character, I mean, huge Jackman did a good job with him.
Two tall, bro.
Two tall.
Do you need an mainstream enough?
No, I've seen the movies.
I'm getting wrong. Like when Avengers infinity war and endgame were in theaters. I I was there like day two
And then after that I decided to be there day zero
But I had my moment where I thought it was fun and then it just got stupid or enverse
And I think I just got over it
Once in a while I watch something but not like my video game, unless it's like a really
fucking awesome.
Like there's that Avengers game?
Wasn't...
Oh, I got into the galaxy also happening since it's like, I don't know.
I don't really care enough about those franchises to also want to buy a video game.
But to be fair, I said that about James Bond in 1997 and yeah, and then golden
happens. There's a picture of Robert Rodriguez, the director who made the movie the faculty,
and Elijah Wood playing Golden Eye, while they were making the movie, and because it's Elijah
Wood's birthday. He's he's 45. Happy birthday Elijah.
Yeah, you know what really surprised me Billy Boyd who played Pippin. He's like 57 right now.
I didn't realize he was like 15 years while the 12 or so years older than Elijah when they made that movie
That is crazy because he looks really young, but also it's you know movie
I got some great bargains for you. They got it
Try it saying you missed a secret I'm gonna miss a lot of secrets, but I'll get one
Then he doesn't look young, he was just short.
Back in that room with the bolts, Frank, you can blow up a wall.
Oh, that looked, you know what, that does look suspicious.
But these are weird controls, but you have to go out 2002, 2000 pool!
Goldbolts only matter if you do new game plus, they're new game plus weapons.
Well, that's also 500 regular bolts or so.
Not true, you can buy them in the main game.
They unlock cheats, not true at all.
people just straight up lie. They let you upgrade weapons, but it's not really feasible in the first playthrough.
See now that's? There's yes, there's no, and then there's also an explanation, so I appreciate the explanation.
You can see the Spyro.
This also makes me wonder, so deadlock is the last PS2 Ratchet and Clank.
It makes me wonder what the visuals look like from this game to that game.
That's another thing I'm kind of fascinated by.
I wouldn't mind doing a segment on like sequel graphics at some point.
If anyone is also interested in that sort of thing,
like, okay, a game series that is on the same console,
and dramatically has better visuals by the last game in the series.
Early to late, Jen, game change visual.
Yes, I don't know, there's probably a good way to say that.
Final Fantasy, we're looking at Final Fantasy 7, and then going to Final Fantasy 8 even.
I kind of feel like a good example of the PlayStation 1 is like Final Fantasy 7 to chronographs.
It's not exactly the same series, but same company, and it's very similar.
Final Fantasy 10 to 12, 10 look fucking beautiful though, like right out the gate,
square has always been like pretty goddamn amazing immediately.
I'm also like brave Spencer Musashi to thread the fate.
Crash 1 to 3, Mario 1 to 3,
Um, shit. What else?
Kingdom Hearts? I don't even know. Is there much of an improvement with Kingdom Hearts?
Spyro 1 to 3? Yeah, that's a good one. That's a pretty obvious one. Call of Duty.
Sure. Some of the early Call of Duty's.
Final Fantasy 4 to 6.
That's pretty drastic. A lot of square ones, yeah.
They're just a grieble.
I'll go read it to Majora.
Ah, aside from some slightly bigger areas and maybe a little bit more stylized design,
the development time from Majora was so short and so many assets were reused
that it doesn't feel like it will be that amazing.
What time is the new Redbox stuff coming out tomorrow?
Well, if all goes well and I've double-checked, it'll release at midnight.
But that's why I'm doing the premiere at 11pm Eastern.
over on redbox and calm you can use the twitch channel but i prefer
i recommend to the website because there will be some special things the twitch
stream and chat will be embedded there and it will be very cool so i would recommend the premier there
they said redbox alright well i don't fucking know because redbox web bankrupt we made them go bankrupt
we fucking killed redbox
Oh yeah, what was this one?
Silent Hill 234. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a big one.
Been a considering red box place for events and stuff, which you guys played for my
prostate exam in a few years, thank you.
So what 20 years from now? 25?
Prime split is one to future perfect. Oh, that's a really good one.
Click PS2 is a good example.
PS1 and PS2 had some pretty drastic, like first gen to let our early gen to late gen.
I don't have a gun that has a range long enough.
Also look at those rocks just sink into the wall dynamically at LOD.
We'll have to try and go to Cycle to last weapon.
Thank you.
GTA 3 to San Andreas.
That's another good one.
That's a really good one.
I mean even GTA 4 to 5 on the 360 or PS3.
But there's some shit that GT-4 did better.
There's some physics stuff that I think was better and 4.
5 just kind of streamlined everything.
I have more of an affinity for 4 because I played more of it multiplayer
and the New Yorkisms of the story I really like.
What are you?
The mercenaries, tortures, assassins?
I told you he was a suffering.
Here, take my people, but you told I've got revenge.
Sir, we're not assassins.
Hold on, let's see what he's got.
As this ever happened to you, I am Captain Quark,
and believe me, there's nothing worse than stirring down
a large and snaggle beast from the inside,
and knowing your equipment isn't functioning properly.
A chin.
That's why I come to Al's Robo Shack
for all my electronic needs.
Al has been the exclusive repair shop
for my super electro gadgets.
Since I was knee-high to a sand mouse,
if Al can't fix it, it's not broke.
Right Al?
You said it pal.
So if you're fighting crime, or just fighting crime.
Ha ha.
Come to Al's Robo Shack in the trouble
as for all your robotic repairs.
Hell's Robojack, it's quarktastic!
The unit, this means...
Yeah, Captain Quark is really sold out.
No, it means Captain Quark is on my trouble.
We could tell him about this invasion.
If we had a ship...
What?
A ship?
You're not going to torture me?
Well, the Spanitary Chairman I could arrange,
but you can borrow our clear ship.
Cool!
You can count on us, sir.
Right.
Thank you, your Chairman's shipliness.
and shipliness. Now that you have four years to do the crimes, you can use your ship.
So, is this an example of how big the planets are?
Or did they get bigger? Yeah. More or less.
Somewhat, they seem like, yeah, just slightly bigger spiral levels.
Some are a bit bigger.
I guess I'm just so used to games, being fucking massive even if they don't need to be.
There are many secret areas as well.
There's probably reasons to go back the planet's too.
There's missions.
Maybe, maybe, this is the solution.
Where do I go?
Can I go in here?
I'm sorry Chad, I'm a little dumb.
Go to ship.
Go to the star on the map.
This isn't my ship, this is okay, this is a different ship.
That is an unrelated ship, Chad.
The cutscene showed you everything.
I know, believe it or not, though, sometimes I'd be looking at the chat scrolling during
cutscene
we could just go to the sprites
one of three
ship your pants right now
You're the best one.
You're shipping yourself.
No.
It's simplistic, but it still holds up nicely.
I've got some great bargains for you today.
Yeah, I don't know how much of a completionist.
I necessarily want to be...
...swant to enjoy the game.
Oh, my God.
Screening for help.
I got ambushed and the way to hoverboard practice.
That he's about to crash, sir.
He's okay, but I've had a little trouble getting back
to my ship due to my sprained ankle.
Oh, come on.
If you can take out all the sand sharks,
I just might have a spare hoverboard for you.
We love to help you, Mr. McMogs,
but Rashid and I need to find Captain's.
One of your boards?
Hmm.
I'm always wanted a decent hoverboard.
Well, all right, you just keep that foot elevated.
The Sandsharks was not him.
Game of Thrones.
They were in Dorn, aren't they?
Now what were they called? They were at the Sand Snakes.
Yeah.
I was so happy they can ask Julie and Motherfucking to share to play a music name.
You're in Martell, which Martell was he?
And then they did like almost nothing with him.
Fucking suck.
Go ran in.
I have to kill a lot of those sharks.
But the Flamethrower works great.
And I understand what people say when they say this is more of a platformer than the other games.
Because I remember the, I think the demo of the three or whatever I played felt more like a shooter.
And again, yeah, I had strafing and shit, so this just feels like
Spiro with more guns and fact this flame thrower
Well, it's a more consistent stream. Spiro just kind of spotters
I knew it no one had to tell me I just knew it
Check this game is cool. I'm into it. I'm into it.
But I regret to inform you I'll be shutting it off now and never returning. Thanks for watching.
I now bring you back to three hours of Terraria.
Did anyone else get stupidly addicted to Terraria yesterday?
Fucking hell, man.
I want to tell you right now, it is a productivity killer.
As great as that game is, because when I got home today, I had to do some video editing.
and I was like I could just play Terraria and I was like no but no
ass asshole no. I don't always reported myself as asshole but what I do is it's
so it's loving you know yeah I said focus speed myself my inner voice says
Focus V. Oh God could you imagine if your inner voice was E3 voice?
And third person I mean someone has to have that
I have two sharks remaining.
I'm going to charge this up for me it's Bruce Willis.
You, Bruce Willis is your inner monologue.
I mean, hey, why not?
Pretty cool.
I'll find my cliff.
They're on the big plot to all that cliff, okay.
I had a famous Bruce Willis impression I did on the stream years ago.
And I did it and I said I would never do it again.
You're going to get into character, huh?
Oh, brand new C3000!
Oh, you're gonna get into character, huh?
Well, I got a bail.
Kits you dudes at the other board races.
You've just acquired a gadget from the C3000 cover board.
Fusion new cover board on the racing race.
The hell in written, what are you doing?
This is an item for later.
I already know about the easter egg chat numbers.
They're like, I won't spoil it for you, but it has to do with Robertsons.
I'm... I'm aware.
I do satisfying to collect a ton of bolts.
Anywhat they were doing.
Reminds me of a Lego game.
Honestly, at one point, like I think I fell asleep playing like Ostar Wars original.
Don't get me wrong. Yeah, it's fun to collect the studs and everything, but boy that game
When they updated the gameplay for the newer ones and like did a little bit more involved
shooting and stuff. I was like this, now this is pod racing.
They did Lego Lord of the Rings, didn't they?
They should do that again with the new gameplay style.
And the Hobbit, I don't worry about the Hobbit.
I slept and watched the field though, but I forgot there's a couple different
cuts of the Hobbit that remove a lot of the absolute garbage.
Like that, you know that's funny guy with the mouth face that they show a lot in the third
movie.
They just get rid of him.
Who?
He's got a unit bro?
Not guy, this scummy guy.
The hobbit is told he needs best to look.
Does it chat member?
Oh, yeah, baby!
Might be.
I haven't read all of this stuff.
Is this another rage bait night?
No, the hoppit is a great hook, it just the movie was bloated.
The hook itself is delightful.
It's absolutely delightful.
You can call the chat member Dunn and dismiss his opinions.
Okay.
I don't want to play a little Lego Lord that rings at some point.
I just see what it's about, but not like the whole thing.
Just go through some scenes, maybe.
Because I do get bored with those Lego games, like seriously, it's only so much of them,
especially the early ones I can handle before my brain starts to take the laser over.
What we need is the dude who directed the new resident evil moot, sorry, the new Silent
Hill movie.
We need that guy to direct a Silma really in movie.
He can do it.
In fact let me prove it.
There's a new Silent Hill movie.
Yeah, people love it.
Um...
Well, that's not it.
Uh...
Here, it's this one.
So it's Chad Christoph Gantz, untrubbled by review scores, gives James a badass convertible.
Yeah, I'll make another, LaMau.
the people what they want, more stuff about the cult. Understand Silent Hill's main theme.
Monsters are scary as hell. How are full imagination totally reinvents the plot of the game
he's supposed to be adapting? None of his nuanced storytelling bullshit. Doesn't waste time
playing the game before making the movie. Correct? Musahishi. Musahishi? Musahishi?
Sorry, it's Musahishi. Subhyama's mistakes in Silent Hill 2 by making Laura a demon in adding
a spider with a big ass, saves money on wigs by going to spear Halloween, recognizes
the slow burn horror, is artistic cowardice.
Yeah. And then also, Virgin David Lynch over here, names a show after a strip club.
No, you have to interpret it, addicted to coffee. We'll waste time meditating when he could be gaming.
Weird voice. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Problemat, what's the thing?
Oh, made the guy in a racer head have the same hair as him.
Art is supposed to be meaningful.
Didn't cast Timothy Shalame in Dune.
That about sums it up.
I think Chalame's dad was a fetus when that movie was in the theater.
No, that's not an Hill movie sounds fantastic.
Return to Silent Hill.
I showed you the peer that looks like a Neil brain peered.
day on stream.
Not, on second thought let's not return to Silent Hill.
On triple thought, let's play Silent Hill for the room, four times in a row before
watching that Silent Hill jump once.
It's funny that like people are almost now and this chat especially conditioned to
type the word hurt whenever I say Silent Hill for. That's it's like lasting legacy. That's crazy.
I'm telling you, man, that game has the potential for a good remake, it just, you know,
it needs to be some real restructuring.
But if they remove the burps, that's like one of those things that when you're making a remake.
You have to imagine, like, okay, if we remove this, people are going to be pissed.
But it objectively is horrible and sounds terrible, and there's only one burp.
There's not several, there's one, and they burped downstairs, but it's like, it's so memorable.
It gave us so much joy.
It's also like the Final Fantasy 7 remake, Hellhouse, but maybe one of the most ridiculous,
like absolutely wacky enemies in the entire series, and they were like, not only are
we including it, we're gonna do something like actually insane with it.
And it worked, so I liked it.
I thought Hellhouse was great.
I mean, even the honeybee in, they went all out.
They did something.
People were like, is this going to be good?
Can they still do this?
And it was different, but I thought they did it pretty well.
No signal, what's the limit?
We need dyno time, it's in part three.
Do you need medical attention, sir?
Don't be so literal, son.
The problem is I'm scented on this back what a planet
and my star client is nowhere to be found.
Hey, we saw you on that info, but you're skid's aging.
What's his agent having seen him since our ship crashed and an agent without a client is like a flea without a dog
Say you look like an athletic kid if you can bring back the championship prize from the hoverboard races and blackwater city
I'll make you my next stop. We have no for trivial matters
It's what gonna do some hoverboard. Hey
I, I still like, yeah, Skidnik marks is a great name.
I do like the soundtrack, then something of note.
Is the question mark where the races?
No.
You're done here for now?
It's not accessible.
Okay, so we're going to the next planet.
the need you wear the question mark at while streaming. It would be rather uncomfortable to have
headset on with a hat in general. However, that hat in particular was very valuable.
It was like a size too small and was just leaving like marks on my head and giving
me I had it.
Well this is cool.
I think I've seen this, but this planet come back in other Ratchet and Clink games.
Coruscant.
This is the most reoccurring planet, because it looks fucking awesome, is why it's
The fifth element.
Yeah, the green draping off of the buildings is great touch.
That, that's a stock sound effect.
Is Karuskant a joke about the episode 1 bloopers?
Yes.
Welcome to the Captain Cork Fitness course.
If you're strong enough, fast enough, and clever enough to beat my fitness challenge,
you will receive a reward from my head trainer.
Simply make your way to the third island to complete the course.
Good luck!
Quirket surprises is not responsible for Sprains' broken bone snap,
tendons bruised, he goes or accidentally I think he'll take him to challenge.
Excuse me, Captain, but we have more pressing issues.
We urgently need your assistance.
Clank?
Yes.
Do you notice anything unusual about Captain Quark?
Well, I find the fact that he has a spring where his legs should be, to be quite puzzling.
And why do you think that is?
Possibly an injury incurred while battling evil.
This isn't a real captain Quark you know, Skull.
It's a robot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Wait, what's that wall jump noise?
Look, it's kind of a bottle, it's someone like sucking on a bottle,
but blowing into a bottle.
Oh yeah, it's road runner.
But to be fair, this game is kind of loony to us.
Jump, sloppos.
There you go, a little bit more powerful and astrophobic filtering.
This PCSX2 have additional options for anaestrophic.
Oh, chat, that sucked.
Alright. Well, maybe we'll add some anaestrophic filtering.
I have times 4 on extra filtering by linear.
There's texture replacement.
I wonder if this game got better textures.
Dude, 16x, one time has dropped it.
Everything else seems alright.
I wonder if it actually made a difference.
Ah, yeah, it... a bit, oh.
Still gets wacky on this one texture.
I don't know chat, yeah. I can't play this game anymore.
Fuck the kid!
I deserve that.
This guy hates textures.
Stop pretending to be bad, you know, when a chat member says that, I just want to thank
them.
I won't, but I want to.
kind of you to say that chat member.
You can enable white screen patch on the fly.
Is it built-in? Is it built-in to the thing here? It is.
It looks a little wide.
The game doesn't have native widescreen, right?
You go to apply a patch.
Under patches, there's a white screen patch, is that in the graphics area where it wears patches?
Aim properties, patches?
Just in case I'm going to do this is I also turn the menu off.
There are specific ones.
Rakes cutscenes.
All right.
The chat members now sweating like oh fuck I just stuffed the stream dead in
tracks. If there's a good one that doesn't break cutscenes then I would I would try it.
Next time. Whoa, just slap the TV!
We finished the circuit man.
Oh, y'all, but it has weak, weak, weak!
You were weak!
I would be power crosses like that for breakfast!
That that's not all.
If it were up to me, you would drill drill for the rest of the day!
But somehow you managed to impress that fool Captain Quark!
Captain Quark knows about Quark!
He certainly does, and worst of all, he wants me to give you a prize,
but that ridiculous performance!
Comments!
Who what is it?
I'm supposed to give you a spinning shot, so you can stay to explore like little insects!
Huh?
All right.
Let's see.
Not so fast.
Today the two of you displaced my optical course, so I am going to make you pay.
But that prize is ours from the captain.
That's not fair.
Who bad, flies not fair.
I like Clank's voice.
He's delightfully monotone.
I bet Captain Quarky is the stuff like this all the time.
You're a man can spin without silly things like that.
Do you think you'll make me sick?
Congratulations on your new gadget on Svinsha.
We're good.
Kind of maturity.
My shoot, I am these.
I don't have a lot of reach, just weapon.
Better gun as needed.
Yeah.
So when I could set I could destroy the mannequin.
the
well, you need a better weapon to destroy that.
I'm very curious to see where this series, how it evolved.
What is the worst ratchet and clank game chat?
All 4-1
The remake of this
Full frontal assault, she's these fucking names.
Oh, that was okay, not as bad as I thought.
Someone said there's a secret agent blank game, which is not what I expected from the
series. Up your arsenal I'm aware of. Say down on the streets in New York, see what happens.
I mean, that's the beauty of New York, though, is like, that's what we saw on the Infobus.
Remember, you know Captain Quark.
Hey, you're that robot guy, right?
No, actually I build robots.
I myself am not a robot guy, per se.
Hahaha.
Nerd.
I like him.
So now that we've cleared that up,
what can I do for you?
Well, we saw your info about announcement.
You were with Captain Quawk.
We are trying to find Captain Quawk.
Please out you could help us.
Your logic is commendable.
However, I haven't seen Captain Quawk since we shot that commercial.
Say, do you run on standard X-P18's Cisterboards?
No, 17.66.
Back at you.
I may be able to help you out after all.
How does a hell of pack-up great sound?
Upgrade.
Natch. Since he's a 766, I could have a little guy up and flying in no time.
Of course, I'll just need my fee for service.
Just a general edition, we were so close.
Hey, this won't hurt a bit. Hey, wait.
I've got a new complaint.
That's why I'm in cool now.
Not yet. Yeah, you the man claims you're welcome.
Yay.
I was in the hell that's how strong creature to climb these boxes.
Whoa.
Mero 64.
and
live it to me to try to do something and
still food
It's great because at any moment someone could be like,
I'm a big fuck yourself,
beach shit.
Like you see someone,
you know, just just hanging out,
playing bongos on some trash cans.
You could see someone do some drugs.
You might see someone self suck.
Eat in a piece of pizza or some fried chicken or some beans off the floor,
which I have seen,
right off the concrete.
God, I love New York.
is
as you did a bit nippy there right now all we did not find right now it's not fun to eat
exist outside in New York. And the snow has been really annoying for traffic, especially
buses, like driving has been 30% more annoying. And the journeys have taken 30% longer or
more. Parking is an absolute nightmare. Parking spaces are down by like 70%
subway little pup. I don't live in Manhattan. I live in Staten Island.
You think Staten Island is a fucking subway? I mean we do, you get a sandwich, but
now we have an elevated rail. One, one singular elevated rail.
Little cut.
Oh, pop.
I'll never break that before.
Really, I am die.
Oh, oh!
Sturse is it?
Is there a way to stay locked on to an enemy?
No.
Not in this game.
There's more of a platformer.
You can stray from the triggers.
No, you can't.
That's not this one either.
little pop you can't hit a straight from this one you can later on the game
I had one job, holy shit.
John, try and. I'm trying my best here.
Best you can, is good enough.
Speaking of, I need to do another rocksmith at some point. I've been, been,
hankering. I need to find a way to my rhythm guitar is like a half-second
late. I didn't notice it until the vibe. I'm wondering if there's a way to fix
that I have to look into that. I can add a bunch of songs.
Your Cox Myths segment opened my eyes to many awesome tunes would love another.
you
do some Mars Vulta. You'll need to die
there you're might be some Mars Vulta on the first stop
I'm probably handled.
It's hard. Yeah, I know of almost an amazing guitarist. I'm not saying so I'm trying to ever say guitar not the vocals
you should dig out a base to I did I reported base recently my base kind of
needs a setup it kind of sucks you know what it just sucks it doesn't just
need a setup it just is it's a 20 years old base there are knobs that if I
If I turn the knob just a little too much, it'll fucking break.
It'll like actually snap wires.
That's how it's just not, it's not well made.
It's not even as it's like $200.
I got it.
20 years ago, 20, one years ago, it's fine.
It does the job.
It sounds like a base.
It's on some red box.
somewhere. I don't know which one, but it is, it has been featured. I'm like three or
four, five songs, maybe. He cleared the train first try. We need another F-D-L studio
BST stream. I got one coming up at some point. Now though it'll be better because I have
have the uh... better interface
Regretive, subjective, German, Grand
You're spent with a pleasant experience with Kenan
My sources tell me you're behind schedule
You must prepare for your work
To be harvested for our new world
You have a fucking alligator
Money play
Everything is going to be wrong
That's why
I'm counting on you, Kenan
And as your formal command I can tell you
I don't take the support with where
Yes sir, I want failed
Nurek is destroying yet another planet.
Yeah, but if that's the kind of help he's getting,
I don't think we have anything to worry about.
You should not underestimate Chairman Drek.
He is quite dangerous.
We must find Captain Gork.
Look, that Lieutenant doesn't seem so tough.
Let's take him on ourselves.
Perhaps we can persuade the Lieutenant to tell us where Drek is.
Ha ha, now you're talking.
Getting a base rewired isn't too expensive
depends on whether it's worth the time and effort. I think at that point, it wouldn't be a bad idea getting a new base.
Rich streamer. I mean, I really don't, I'm not a lavish person by any means, but yeah, I do
I have a few too many guitars that is true but something I'm going to use
it's dropped in 5 to 600 bucks on a base it seems alright
Well, I use this stuff. That's again part of my job in some ways, so to speak. So it's not like it would go to waste. It's not just gonna sit on a wall. It would go to use.
You can move planet now, I've only ever played with cheap equipment such as a chat
Remember, I'll tell you a true story, it's cheaper equipped than it's good.
My strap that I bought for 200 bucks, I still use a lot of stuff.
And that is, by most accounts kind of a shitty guitar.
Some would consider it.
Yeah, buzz is like a motherfucker, but it's really, I don't know something about it, I really like.
So, cheap equipment is good. We still use a lot of cheap equipment.
My favorite guitar I currently own is definitely the Black Supro. Right now.
Don't forget to return to Aridia with your swing shot.
Okay.
Favorite amp?
Well, we use an AC 15.
There's a build that Joe is using.
good. I have a vendor twin combo amp which is half digital, half analog and as a result
very light, that's what I use. It's like a tan color. You can see it in my the live footage.
I like it a lot.
That way.
You have a keytar, you know.
You have to have some fucking balls to play a keytar in current year.
Why it's just to look cool with a key tar? I can't look cool with a key tar.
I know people can. I can't do it. So it just takes balls. It's it's certainly a choice.
And I think it is a cool instrument actually. I like it quite a bit if I just get.
You have a piano key in that time.
No, I don't.
So I get on.
There we go.
Do I have to switch to the hookshot every time or does it just automatically?
It's automatically, does it?
Context sensitive?
You do in this game.
What was your first amp?
I don't remember.
I know I had a box modeling amp,
which for those of the nuts,
it's digital, and you can recreate a bunch
of different effects and sounds on it.
And it cracked out really, really hard.
And sorry, crackling, it was not great.
And then years later, I saw the exact one, I sold it.
And I saw the exact one that may have been mine
at a sandwich in like a discount bin.
I don't remember what my first one though, was.
Might have been like a PV, like a small PV.
Not PV, not PV.
Mr. PV, PV, Herman, do you have Vs?
Now, will you be able to be?
Yes.
Speaking of P.E. Herman, the soundtrack
is starting to sound a little P.E.
We asked, oh fuck, all right, we're good.
Orange brand amps I want to like them more than I do.
Yes.
You found the trust passer.
I was going to say it looks a little dildular but then the name and on my other totally is.
These are now to the beach where we're going to be in the sea.
In the mountains, if the second is on the outside, we're going to the tunnel.
Our research has mostly been written before the evening of the world.
Cool.
Where is the just proposals?
There's not a lot of weapons in this particular one.
is there. There are a lot. There's 15 weapons. Oh, I thought there was like three more and that was it.
Any thoughts on Jazz Masters? I've always wanted one. I've never had one. It's a fender before
But I think I have a Jaguar, a Thunder Jaguar, that I think I'm going to have a friend
mod and like get it real custom real custom custom low-bot so I think we're
done here now I'm gonna go back to that other planet
All right, new planet.
Don't forget you can long jump.
I have forgotten.
What are you doing jumping in the sludge through your wrench?
You are.
Yes, quite lovely.
That should just about do it.
Commander, we have finished with this word.
You're right.
Commence towing our planet to its next destination.
Lieutenant!
Yes, sir.
You have fulfilled your tree coat.
There, we are ready to return to base.
Not so fast, Lieutenant.
Just because we don't need any more trains, doesn't mean they should have.
Destroy...
...and freakin' needy.
Everything!
Just to be evil, you know, for a game like this evil for the sake of evil, I'm
okay with it.
I want them to know that, the developers, I want to write them a letter and say,
Vinnie Vinesaw's particularly is okay with your choices, or an evil villain.
Thank you, God bless.
Oh, sis.
Oh, the net even runs a power, just kidding me.
There are always running.
Can you show that gallum picture again? Which one?
Shut up, remember?
It's... those walls are melting, dude.
I thought they were fucking melting, but again, it's just weird, LOD shit.
I guess you'd notice that less on a TV with really small resolution, but I'm sure you would still notice it.
So I feel like this is just the insomniac special.
It's an emulation bug.
On the PN2, it was a PS2 way back in the day, it was always that way. Oh, so a chat member just lied.
I don't know which one, but what are your motherfuckers as lying?
But it reminds me of PS1. I mean, again, it's just like Spiro and shit. This is
PS1 with the texture of Warping. Like, when those, um, I don't know if it was developers
at the PlayStation hardware, but they were like, there's some quote about like, why would
anyone try to emulate the texture of Warping? But it's like the thing I started about
Yesterday, like, people get attached and nostalgic to stuff that's maybe not always the most
nice or convenient, but it's familiar, and it holds a charm.
And that's why we like some stuff that's a little poop.
I like Zelda too, all right?
Like bad pizza.
That pizza is a great example, once in a while you just want a garbage piece of pizza.
I do it too, like I'm somewhat of a pizza elitist as some of you may know, and yet...
And yet I will eat Costco food court pizza, which is a better version of that.
And I'll also eat like the mingo's domino's, sorry, that's one of my friend and I call
it.
So sometimes I forget it's not actually called that.
Oh man.
New Vinnie Lord dropped now years ago, I've told my friend Tyler why I mentioned on the stream.
He's the shitty pizza guy.
He likes good food like I do, but once a year, got to get shitty pizza.
I suppose I did.
You can't animal husbandry.
Rolls up repair now.
So, can't test them in, and administrative assistant.
So, oh, BTS.
I trust this guy.
Wow, you build your future.
I'm Colin Hitchie, that's the best.
Now we're talking.
You see all the cool gadgets we're making?
Let's go get some.
No, we must continue our search for Captain Purg.
You're absolutely right.
I am.
Cheers! We need to find Quark, although when we find him, wouldn't it be nice to be able to tell him where Chairman Track is?
I suppose.
Well, we go to the Space Station and talk to the scientists. They work for Track, so they're bonded nowhere he is.
I am unsure about your logic.
Ah, you think too much, come on, let's go!
I am unsure of your logic. I'm going to start saying that the chat members.
Oh, oh.
out.
one of my favorite games, this is a good day.
I'm happy to hear that.
I hope there's no like weird path in this game
because I would fuck that up and people would hate me.
Weird route, I don't know what that means.
I'm already locked into the bad ending, I'll man.
Glove of doom.
Let's very random.
I'm gonna need a little bit more right before you move.
Don't bump into clank otherwise you get the bad ending.
That was like the most psychotic shit ever while I was streaming.
As people telling me, don't bump into the character too much
because you get a block into a bad ending.
It made the playthrough 50% less fun.
But yeah, for Silent Hill 4.
I don't think I can make it.
However,
wait.
Oh
Do you ever wonder like where the music comes from in a video game?
Look, there's the planet just play it over a loudspeaker
The Lord.
Watching the night of the seven kingdom show in an episode two they show a joust battle
at night.
And it's very, um, for a minute I had a thought like, where's that lighting coming from?
It's got like an orange kind of tint and everything's pretty visible for the dead of night.
And I was like, all right, come on.
But also going for the naturalistic approach seems to be more common.
It stands up looking more like shit.
And I'm sorry to do this, but I'm doing it again watching Lord of the Rings and any of the nighttime shots.
I think there's only a- there's some day for night for sure, but
Sometimes like especially in fellowship of the ring when they're going to breathe and the ring rains and chasing them
There's a big floodlights in the forest in some scenes
And it's like well, what is that supposed to be?
Fucking moon. It's a floodlight coming from about I don't know a hundred feet away
But
Andrew Lesney, who was the director of photography floor of the rings, who sadly passed away, who was a legend, was like, where's that lighting coming from, and answering it, he said, the same place the music does.
And it's like, that's, it's right, we're watching cinema. God damn it.
And it's great.
So that's why, that was a bit of a circuitous thought, but it links back to where
this video game music comes from.
Go back and get done.
Suspension of disbelief is important, you know, it is, yeah.
Ultimately, we know we're being entertained watching a movie or whatever.
If you need to go back and get gone, what do you mean?
Where's that?
At the vendor.
Oh, I thought there was something else I missed, okay.
I can get that gun.
In speedruns is the long jump utilized, like a lot.
It's not a gun.
five years for you today.
They have a long jump attack that makes them build speed.
Why am I going this way?
Do you think flame throwers are the most effective weapon against robots?
I guess they would be, not the wiring.
Remember Battlebox?
They remember Battlebox?
And how, fucking, like, once in a while there'd be a robot with like a flamethrower?
It's like, what is that gonna do?
The flamethrower never did shit.
Like they had a lot of fancy robots that looked cool.
I don't know if it's different now, but the episodes that I watched growing up, there
was a whole lot of people that would do, like, you know, they would try to be showy.
Then like the robots that spin really fast, way better.
You just need a bar that spins very fastly.
Or a simple wedge, boot a wedge that can flip a robot.
That robot can have a flame thrower, a giant, a knife.
I remember there was a knife spot and it's like, all right, what are you cutting?
Are you cutting, I'm sorry, are you, are you cutting the other metal robots?
The saw robot, I think will probably be a little bit effective.
Again, anything that's spinning, like, fast spinning metal seem to work okay.
But yeah, flame throwers, a big knife, it's like, come on.
And, again, all you needed to do is have a simple wedge and it would flip a robot.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm talking about robots.
You can build speed by doing a long jump letting go of the stick and pressing all
one axe right when you touch the ground again.
I'm really lucky with both the edges.
See the anime tricks in that robot that was a bomb?
No.
You know what?
I have, I have a watch out of Matrix precisely one time and I'm pretty sure there is
medicinal things happening in my life at that time.
I might have been...
Well, I don't remember it.
Sick reference.
Did you inhale?
No, no, no.
That's twice the stream you brought up the sticky green.
Why is this stream brought up the sticky green?
That's okay, someone's gonna get really puritanical without it.
Feel like this is a smoke 20 years ago.
What must I do? I must say thing.
Did you stop for the reason you stopped smoking cigarettes?
Yeah, I stuck. Yeah.
It's rare. It's much more rare.
And no, I don't like to burn this stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes maybe a couple.
I don't listen, I don't want to encourage anyone to do anything silly, you know what I mean?
Don't do it any of that stuff, don't do any of the greenery, don't do the wacky stuff.
Because, um, you know, mom, Vinny, so he ingested weed like once every couple months.
You know what I mean?
I don't do that.
Won't do the greenery.
That's right, don't do the greenery.
Um, should I screw this up?
Do I have to bring that back down?
Oh, I think I do.
I see, I see, I understand now.
If any what if I do because it's prescribed by a doctor I'm gonna judge you I'm gonna judge you
Think of all the second graders watching your streams right now. Yeah, I know all right
I think it said thou shop not smoke weed in the Bible. So I'm just gonna assume anybody like it's mad at me
Um, is like deeply into the Bible.
As it was back in the 90s. Amen.
That was.
Did your alcoholist priest tell you that?
No, he just thought it money.
It's the alcoholist priest only wanted money.
Grey goose is expensive.
all that to say I don't remember the animatrix but I'm sure it was great
um also you know watching something 20 years ago I have a matrix story
what I was in high school when matrix reloaded was uh was released in theaters and I
Remember someone had a bootleg on a CD of a pretty low quality version of the fighting and only the fight scene of Neo vs
Like a bunch of agent smiths and that got passed around
People like oh my god, that's so amazing and it was like really low resolution
But I don't think it was a screencap screen recording from the movie theater.
I think it was like a screener that was leaked online or something, so it looked pretty
good.
And I remember thinking that's incredible that they did, that they made, they duplicated
agentsmith so many goddamn times, it's so cool.
And then you see the movie, and it's like, yeah, it's cool, but you can see that Neo
It's harder to tell on a computer screen from a CD.
I've ever smoked the Bible. I ain't be smoking that holy shit.
That's the holy ghost the father and the holy spirit. I won't smoke that shit.
Blast faming in the name of the Lord, just to get a slight high, going to hell.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
The last weapon.
That's just too much.
My hand is on the other side.
The last weapon.
That's right.
I don't know.
That's it.
That's cool, yep shit.
Oh!
Let's see me back through the beginning.
Oh, you gotta be...
You gotta be fucking with me. You gotta be fucking with me.
You're done with this planet now?
That was perfect. That was the end.
Did I not unlock a shortcut out?
whatever. You got the cannon, it's all good. Alright. That was a death war. I was intentional.
I'm not going to die.
Sorry, chat when I died there.
I had a 20 year flashback.
You know, I remember.
from man
that one join a smoke behind the Wendy's
don't do it don't do the greenery it was like oh my god it was a it was a harrowing
Jeff said I want to make fun of you so bad you can't you my mod
not allowed sorry
I've got some great bargains for you today.
Hey, so you can make fun of me.
Fuck is this thing.
I told you the shit was loony tones.
Parable weapon just wasted bolts.
It's enemies into melee range.
It's a frog going up there.
That was a golden eye noise.
I heard golden eye, just now.
You can use this thing to get a million bolts over the course of a few days.
When you say days, do you mean real life days?
Why would you need a million volts in this game?
Does Lee be his two on?
He doesn't know about endgame purchases, oh.
I question your logic.
I'm going to die.
and
Oh, shit.
They're trying to get you to inhale the greenery, oh no.
for bitten arugula.
That smell air.
That was silent library, right?
That smell air.
That was a punishment, like, or a way to try to get you to laugh, or something.
It was a punishment, yeah.
Oh.
It was Endos punishment.
endos punishment.
Hamada gagging on stinky stuff is so fucking funny.
I don't know, honestly, I don't know what I like more.
That, Tanaka taking a Thai kick, or um,
Yamazaki, getting slapped in the face by Chono.
And again, there's like maybe a hundred people in this chat that know what I'm talking about.
You're the cool ones, if you know, there's more, okay, 200.
24-hour tag, yeah that's a classic.
There's a moment in 24-hour tag where Hameda...
Whoa, where he sees people descending from a rope in the darkness, and he looks just like a monkey in it.
He's he also for those who don't know they make merch of him as as like a monkey
There's um, that's just this face I know, but there's um a gacha that I have
Let's see
This is a great image
It's a really great image what a type
We got stressed.
Here it is.
Oh, man.
This is from a show called Downtown in Japan.
So there's one that they make, and then there's another one.
which is the thing you just saw, they turned it, that's homeda.
And you can see they turned him right here.
They didn't mean that into merch.
I have that.
Oh man, it's so stupid.
There's probably a lot of confused people in chat right now.
I don't know if this is backwards. Is this backwards?
Oh, man.
No, it's not that good.
This is good.
I got some great fudges.
Man, they're really good.
These little robots.
I was going to watch one of the punishment that the Batu games showed you.
games, the new year's ones, around new years, and I couldn't find one, but I don't
know, I had trouble finding a full episode for some reason.
There's still a couple I haven't seen, I'm probably not seen like three or four.
I'm gonna ask, oh, okay, well now I know.
There was one where they did blowdarks, that was the spring, that was like the spa episode.
Okay, basically, for those that don't know, this is a group of comedians, it's in Japan.
They do a show called Downtown, and there's the punishment game where you laugh you lose.
That's the U-Lafu-Lose thing. That's kind of where it came from.
Maybe not where it came from, but it got really popular in Japan to the point where it was a five-hour long episode every new years.
And it was a 24 hour punishment game and they would set traps for them like left or traps and celebrities and
really weirdly personal things that would make them laugh and
If you left
You'd get hit on the on the ass with
I guess it was like a foam-ish kind of baton. It wasn't anything particularly painful looking
but that was the punishment.
However, early on, like really early, but one of the first episodes, if not he first punishment game.
They did blowdarts to the ass.
Literal blowdarts.
And we're talking like laughing hundreds of times potentially.
High school one with realpendo sticks.
There's not as much on YouTube as I would like.
There's a truck right here.
It has a gun, does new it shoot.
Surely this is the play.
I'm much better.
We've been massaged a little bit of an arsenal.
Dude!
Ha, dude.
Yeah.
Dude.
If you do that boss wrench only you get a skill point.
Is that real chat?
They're like achievements.
They're like trophies before trophies.
They are not cheats, which are just goofy things, okay?
2.
6.
8.
7.
9.
I'm not going to kill him.
BOOM.
There's no contact damage.
That was just an unfortunate angle.
You earned a skill point.
Cool, the game told me I'm still
Now chat has to believe it finally
I don't think I'm doing the thing right
I thought I was a goner this time, some nano-wit in genetics must have left the cages open again.
You could come down now.
Honestly, a gadget engineer deserves a bit more respect if he asks me.
So, you are an inventor.
Gadget engineer, I create revolutionary devices for executive chairman Drec.
For instance, the owner, my soon-to-be-patented, grind-boot.
Rind boots.
Look, I'm gonna go live here so I can find a new job.
How about I sell you these?
A cost sell after we just saved your scrawny butt, all right?
I'll give you the employee discount, too.
Yeah.
Well, thanks.
I'm gonna get out of here while I still can.
how do you use the skill point everyone wants money in these games the game is very much
about capitalism it says it right from the first moment
Pause menu extras.
We're gonna get a lot there on the other features in new game plus.
It's Donkey Hawk, or it's Donkey Hawk.
Now, due to capitalism when I was younger, I couldn't afford to gain it.
Ironic.
Isn't it?
That which the game loved most.
I've entered it from being bought by Milk with Vaughn Milkington the fifth.
I run!
Is there a way to save the game in game?
I know there's more things to do here, but I'm gonna stop now.
In options.
It does save all the time, though.
Have you got my hood?
Tragedy, I've doubted, like, is the why?
Just off the tail of the dead eye would carry you, life.
Sorry, Anakin, I currently have bronchitis.
You
And also, song 2. And they also know song 2. But they were really popular overseas. And
for good reason, I mean, not just the singles,
but that was like just a deep cut album track,
it's just fantastic.
Truly, really good songwriting.
And demo always sounds great.
Oasis is all right.
Yeah.
Yep, I agree with that.
I wanted to show you something chat.
If you haven't seen it,
Finally, um, got to clip together of something.
Oh, you, I am innocent.
When I'm not a man, I'm not a man.
You just back in the green jet.
When I get any special.
You're so finished, I'm so tanky.
I'm so tanky.
I'm going to get the heart to win it.
It's nuts.
I got an idea.
It's just two days ago.
The dude that was like, yeah, water.
That, thank you for that.
What did the people who only know you for RedVox think of this?
Oh, all three of them?
Well, I hope they got to kick out of it.
That was, yeah, that was probably, and that was just before I got sick.
So that was my last hurrah before my voice turned to shit.
It was me doing Watto.
Someone had a really good idea of this video of me doing Watto creep.
What I should have done.
You remember that sexy Watto trend from like a couple months ago?
I should have just had pictures of sexy Watto the whole time.
I might have to do that, that didn't happen, oh yes it did.
Water in a sexy thong, water in like a borat, sexy thong.
Was this a trend you dreamed up?
Do I remember the sexy water trend?
Literally Google, sexy water trend.
It's just shit like that, like tons of it.
Oh man, no, I can't show some of these chat.
I can't, I can't, I just can't.
Why do you have these? They're on the Internet. I have the Internet.
Wow. You commissioned all of these. You got me.
All of that sub-money chat?
That's where it went.
What's that? Oh, you want to do something to contribute to society? No.
Watercock.
I think we're all going to be okay.
All right, I bet everybody, we're in the Lambda Complex here and I'll remember getting
I'm knocking something right here.
All right.
I don't know how to just stick around where to go, what I unlocked.
I owe Red Key, right, Red Key.
Here.
Oh my.
Huh.
Gee.
That alien sure looks big and strong.
Is he wearing a cot piece, Gordon?
Gordon.
Can you investigate that thing's cot piece?
That reminds me of the sexy water trend from 2025.
and
forces
Adrian Shepherd
Lighthouse
Oh, I was gonna say, oh, blue ship, no, it's just a dead body.
It's also a character from the Black Nops mod.
Cool.
Shit's fucked here in black mesa
Just like it always is
Zero use of cover. Yeah, who needs such it?
Gordon get a good look at it. Hmm. I thought for sure
We were gonna get another expansion where you played as a black ops soldier because it was like okay
First you play as
Gordon, then you play his military. So the next one naturally would be black ops, but no, it was Barney and then the series was like, no, we're done
Scientists expansion you just do experiments with other scientists
That's aviotic factor.
Haven't felt this way since college, Gordon.
Running in circles. Yeah.
Cozy farming sim where you're one of the scientists teams on zen.
Now the scientist one would be interesting because they would be like Captain Toad.
You can't really do anything.
At no point, just look at this.
I missed that shot.
Good
Whoa, he died. Whoa, what was that?
I don't think I've ever seen that before in Half-Life
This is if you save at the exact moment, certain enemies die, you get a little treat.
There's still so many things to discover about half life, all these years later.
It's like some fucked up science experiment.
It's always a fucked up science experiment.
This one looks extra fucked up.
Sure, just bring more aliens to earth, why not?
Let's tell the combine we're here while we're at it.
As your YouTube main page been blessed, the shorts about half-life oddities and bugs, Mono
sent me one of those videos and I watched it couple and fell asleep to a couple, so
some of that information didn't quite absorb.
But it's really good.
I mean, I like shit, that's really...
There are types of videos that I like to just listen to.
And those feel like those types of videos.
The problem is though they do feature heavy visual component.
Like here's this glitch that you can show, you see right now on the screen.
And it's something, you know, happening in the game.
And I can't just listen.
but yeah YouTube videos as audio only is something I do look fuck at for I look for
Oh, my god.
The greenery was not stayed off of.
To the...
Ah...
Is that him?
Hey, hey!
There we go. Black ops soldiers. Is there any, does anyone know if there's any difference
between them and the marines functionally, are they just like more effective?
They're faster.
Because I know the ones from the original, the assassin ladies, they are very different.
The male ones are functionally the same I believe, so the jackhammer.
They run faster and female black knobs can backflip and also turn in visible part mode.
Oh yeah, yeah, they can.
Oh Jesus, save me from my grandma!
Where'd you come from?
I think bombs blow themself up.
Damn it.
Oh man, it's tough. It is tough here today.
It's trip hines are from me are rarely a very rare thing to use in any video game, but I don't know why I think my brain just has a natural aversion
It's a place in the water cover.
It was all I needed.
Three.
Oh my god.
I think we're doing okay.
Uh-huh.
Oh my god, we're not doing okay.
Here.
Holy shit.
Look at this way
Okay
Step ladder, but useless
This way
I was trying to figure out a way to do that.
You're not my real latter. I was trying to figure out a way to do a joke like that and you just didn't you nailed it
It's a lot of unnecessary damage.
If you save Marines here, you get them as allies, but I see no living Marines.
I see one dead Marine.
That's pretty cool, but I don't know if you're able to get your fast enough to save
What's this mod about?
It's just more black-macish than it is generally speaking, and that's probably the best way to describe it.
And also, it's about insecurities deep down we all have them.
What are they? What's their story?
Hey everybody, my name is Ryan Randall, and I'm here to sell you main global.
Okay, we're gonna have 50% off special.
Let's go fix that plan.
My friend's huge jackman is here to sell it with you.
What do you think, huge?
Yeah, I love, I love mid-Mobile man. Love it.
I hate Ryan Reynolds now, thanks to you, Benny.
I wonder how true that is of many things.
This is the big circle I am, but it's not the only thing that's going to.
Price is also going on.
I'm Ryan Reynolds and I approve this message.
Yeah, Ryan, uh, love, uh, a love-mm-mobile, beautiful place.
If you can't do an impression of a particular person, just commit anyway.
Which I'm not doing particularly well.
of my life, I have no respect, no respect.
Oh, Chad, I'm having a little bit of a problem here.
I-I feel like I'm stuck.
Oh, we back.
seem like something but it's nothing that's nothing.
Soon the boxes are pushable.
That's why I thought too.
Okay.
In half life these doors almost never just open.
Oh, there's nothing here anyway, this is fake.
That's not supposed to open, that's just fake.
Okay, something needs to be pushable here, right?
There's personnel only.
Yeah, get in there.
Chuck and Nate in there.
Oh, there's, oh, oh.
Watch out, I don't need to vent, but this is my stream at all.
get off vent or I'll have you bent that echo's that echo's in my brain
ah
Think I saved the soldier. No, I didn't
I'm trying to save a soldier
What am I pressing five?
Now four.
That's probably as...
Hmm.
Never mind.
What, like, what do you do?
And what you see your fellow soldiers just blow up in, like, like an orange laser, fire.
Guess I'll die now.
That's, it's time to run motherfucker, that now it's time to leave.
leave.
They're just like disintegrate into a pool of blood and foam.
Like, yes, I shall stay here. Like, are you getting paid that well?
Well that's a conversation of the ages.
People doing rancid shit for like what amounts to almost nothing.
Just falling orders. Yeah, well now you don't know penis.
All right, shit's gone.
You're buddy blew up and disintegrated into a pool of liquid hot own, a portable maril furnace.
Hmm, yes, I shall stay here and fight.
Why?
Run!
Live, be free!
Make music!
Make love!
Dance!
Go to museums, appreciate art!
Frolick!
Mung the fjords!
But no, you're going to let some random Barney shoot you in the face, okay?
If museums have a marital furnace, God I hope they do, otherwise what's the point to anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, that difficulty increased the chat member talked about last stream was no joke.
I welcome it though.
I'm only playing on normal mode, so I'm happy to finally have a little bit of pushback
from the enemies.
Johnny should hide grey leno in these green screen moments.
I mean you do whatever you want, Johnny, you have, well you have two choices yes
Sir, no, I guess they have that in the base game, right?
Isn't there a scientist with a shotgun, wait, there's a lord in the half-life universe?
A Sith Lord!
Have last, you've arrived.
We almost shot you.
Believe in you to be another trespass.
We'll do you, Mr. Kruba, after all you went through.
You finally made it.
Love this guy.
It's so good to have you with us at this place.
We're trying to gather as many survivors for our plan to escape the facility by using
the teleporter being located on this place.
Surely.
We must have told you all of our plan.
Ah shit.
Fuck.
Oh, be funny.
And we've lost contact with Bailey some while ago.
Well, that is your witness to take his place.
I say well deserved that all we have to be hell you went through.
But enough of the tithat, this is the plan, Mr. Kuba.
We are going to use the reactor inside this complex to facilitate our escape.
From what we gather, the other reactor is being used by another person.
Was that a word?
I would have a question into our planage,
which, for somebody called Fremor.
Our reactor was meant for the lander complex seen as the secondary place for which to operate.
In case their place would have gotten completely overrun,
or their machinery faces a catastrophic system failure.
Instead, we're using it for our own purposes.
Speaking of purposes, for what purpose does this computer serve?
This plan doesn't run as smoothly as we have hoped.
You see, Mr. Cooper, our teleporter is not capable of targeting an Earth destination in its current state.
state. The border world is somehow involved in the process, which has kept us from
accurately set safe for ordinance within our own dimension.
Before the residents cascade, our colleagues have developed a triangulation device, which
is capable to be attached with the crystallized structures in the border world. The
guarantee this device can be used as a focal point, which will be essential to aid our
a teleporter to target a destination within our own dimension.
Finally enough, another group of scientists used the same method to escape the facility by using even older technology.
Sadly, that device can destroyed shortly after they escaped, so we cannot use that for our purpose.
Regarding that, we've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that we have located yet another device that...
Oops, finally enough. Another group of scientists used the same method to escape the facility
by using even though their technology. Savvy had devised and destroyed shortly after they
escaped, so we cannot use that for our purpose.
The garden that we've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we have
located yet another device that will serve the same end goal that will be crucial for our
state and survival. The bad news is that this device was never powered on, not even
before all that is asked or occurred. We've already sent some of the survey team members
to power it on, but we've lost all contact with them after they've arrived at the border
world, and all likely that they didn't make it. Now I hate to say this, but you have a lot
of experience dealing with these creatures. If anyone can get the job done, it will be you,
which was that you're more than capable enough to find their focal point device.
That other team made it out as well with their device so it can be done.
My colleague is waiting for you at the teleportation chamber.
So do her, Mr. Cooper.
I'll wait for you at the door once you're done.
I'm here.
Just go to the door. I'm ready.
I shouldn't be surprised that Black Mesa has hologramed pet.
It was an extreme lord-up.
I want the gun that shoots.
The green explosives.
From the asshole of that creature.
Do you have that gun? I know it's here somewhere, Barney. I want the green explosive asshole device.
It's appropriately half life in.
Good good grebles and stuff to really really clean and nice design.
Oh the camera locks onto you, that's cute.
Whoa.
Wait a minute is this no this isn't one from half life original right or is this one just look like it
Similar but different
Okay, starting up the teleportation sequence, now pay attention, the charging process will take up a long time.
We're uncertain whether we want to control.
I'm going to have to fight.
So make sure to be prepared at all times.
Under seven superiors, we will just like half life.
I can't unnotice the idle animation of the desert eagle now.
No, these enemies specifically, you're joking.
Okay.
All right, we're good. We're good.
Go on his end, my favorite part.
I hate!
I'm actually really curious to see what they did with Zen for this mod.
Maybe they made it better.
Oh, wait, why you living longer?
What do I think of black bases, then I forgot.
It's in a while.
Um, yeah, I like it at the time.
It's pretty, truly beautiful with there, and the ideas of the science teams and the science
tents and everything and all the detail was amazing.
But it went all the way too long and there were some segments that were not great.
So, maybe better, but I mean, at least an half-life one in Zen is a very brief section.
I'm not jumping in there, right?
Like that's that.
Oh, Nick really?
Ow!
They broke in.
No, it isn't.
Like me says, then, isn't that bad?
I think it's not my favorite part.
Every other part of Black me so it's better than that but it's
I appreciate what they did with it. I see the vision
The going
You're dookies. Yeah, where did that picture go?
Fuckin' someone post the dookie cookie in Zen. I think now is the right time for it.
You pull that up quick.
For those that haven't seen it, here's the Zen I prefer.
It fits a little too perfectly.
Like that's gonna be half like three's in.
There's a crystal painting.
So, I have a question if anyone has the answers to this.
This Barney does not have an HEV suit, and Gordon does not have a helmet, which makes
question. This Zen atmosphere is, I guess, conducive human breathing.
Does is Zen oxygen?
Yeah.
Jimmy neutron rules.
Does it? Is it that good of a show?
I don't know what that is.
Would you approve of someone made dukey cookie bleed at a bolt?
What I say about the greenery?
I said stop the greenery. All right.
I want to be a positive role model.
I'm a fucking mess!
Somehow still sick.
I-I-yeah.
This is like one open world, one big open world, they should say not open world, but that
you bet term is used incorrectly, a lot, it's just a big area.
Open it's a big open area. There you go.
I hope that's good.
You see that mountain Gordon?
Well, you can climb it.
It just works.
Ah, Gordon, I'm something of a scientist myself, you know.
We've invented a radian quest system that allows you to play your game forever.
Well, within a few years we've learned how to monetize that, and we also learned how
to generate content on the fly.
So technically you would never have to buy another video game ever again.
Unfortunately we didn't realize this would crash the industry and everybody tried to make
the same game.
You can imagine my surprise when it took years to make Elder Scrolls 12 or whatever
number were up to I lost count. I don't even know how many kids I have. Cloud Gordon,
that was a good chat. I'm gonna go die now.
There was something I was reaching for something.
Your plan turned into net slanders at the end.
workshopping the top. The thing is with live streams is I just am too lazy to like do any kind of preparation so all of my workshopping is live
needs work.
Well, I want you to think about for those that know my particular brand of comedy and know of my my genius
Great, Leno. If you've been following the Gray Leno second, you know that he started out
He started how did he start as a guy that basically
Gi-rates, is that a word? Yeah, and torps and glitches and has a annoying voice and and tells unfunny jokes
and after years he has evolved into a guy who glitches and falls over and
in Gyrates, and tells on funny jokes in an annoying voice,
and vomits, and vomits.
Where I know is on an ironically genuinely and truthfully my favorite vines I was
character next to Scoop.
Let's see if we have a chat under a paste.
However, whenever, when someone says that, I don't believe them.
It's like saying, oh no, Vinnie, you're dukey cookies, look. Good. Really? No, no, no,
bit Vinnie, the cookies look good.
The food waste is a serious issue, Vinny.
Bet you think I didn't eat those cookies? There was delicious.
Then you missed the pun, food waste.
food waste was a pun waste is a poop yeah all right oh I want to show up a little bit
Ah, that's not bad.
Sure, I get it now.
I get it now.
I like it.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, no.
to
get them check me something to say I don't know what is bondsy buddy's favorite famous quote
What's he saying?
I like delete it.
I don't know if any of this is accurate.
I don't remember what Ponzi buddy sounds like.
of
I understand now.
Google says, oh there, I don't think we've been properly introduced.
I'm from G.
You lost it, Ponzi, buddy, voice, Ponzi, buddy, Joel should come up first, but it's
not happening. It makes me upset.
Most famous computer vibe.
Oh my god.
All right, nevermind, nevermind.
A new choice is the voice pack or a choice or a voiceer.
Once I'm feeling a little better, I would like to do more choice or voiceer.
Please, if you have any packs that you've created,
It didn't chat. Submit them.
I want to do more of the long-form ones.
Like when I did Minecraft Steven, that shit.
That shit was good. I want to do more of that.
Oh, these were an opposing force, right?
Those weren't in base half-life.
The mini.
That was like a gargantuan child.
Sven Koa.
Oh, no shit.
That's Sven original.
You.
My main criticism of Half-Life, it is aged really well and so many respects, especially
with mods like this and a lot of the updates.
The Hector fucking flashlight still kind of sucks.
It just depends on the texture.
If it's a big texture, the flash light is good.
If it's not a big texture, the flash light sucks.
It's a weird way to do lighting.
I mean, yes, it is also a 1998.
I think they did a reasonably great job with almost all aspects of half life.
Perhaps forward thinking it was.
But yeah, the flashlight is a little odd.
I also realized like a flashlight as a concept in a video game is so
Weird because in the half-life series especially like one in two
Hold me one in two aside from Alex which is a different thing altogether
I kind of read the flashlight on like
80% of the time
Feel like I don't do that with most other games. Maybe doom three
Ah, he no.
Ah, I just cheered out.
Big time.
Black Mesa Crystal mining complex.
Okay, now that's that's cool
I think that's a very black Mesa thing to do and I don't mean the facility. I mean black Mesa the
Source free make a path life
H-E-V!
They just had regular ass scientists up here.
I guess they thought their facility was
very secure.
Then imagine getting a job of black Mesa, and rising the ranks, and that at some point someone tells you
maybe some guy named Gary, Gary Mann, who's your boss, and he's like
We have the buffer for you.
You want to move you to a new position.
Half a million dollars a year.
In 1998 money.
You're like, oh yes.
And then within a week you're on another fucking alien world.
There we go.
Also HEV zombies very cool, very very cool.
Boner bull and they head.
The atmosphere are kind of selling that this is not just more black, makes sense.
But it is also space facility.
figured out gravity here.
Alright.
I feel like OG Halflife doesn't really ever have you push anything this far.
It actually, wow, something half life where I actually had to pull the corpse.
That might be a first.
I've been waiting my whole life for deliberate corpse ball.
I spent my whole life training for this moment.
I feel like Rocky.
So you'll lose at the end, yeah, probably.
Rejoice, spoiler and rocky, you dip shit.
50-year-old movie spoiled for all of us.
Okay, chat my finishing this tonight those that have played this I've got 45 minutes ahead of me
Yes
Definitely I mean everyone else is saying no
Man, I would be so content if a quality half-life mod
like this came out once a year.
Like something that was just pure half-life.
Do you mean the vines are Christmas mods?
Yeah sure, those two.
Strange.
It sounds like that little megafaal and I have chat.
And here.
You know what I mean?
Hang on a second.
That's why you're not beating this tonight.
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, yeah.
So disabled the steam.
But does chat memory say it's not a life?
The public command of battle droid being stunned.
I don't know what that means. I do. I know the game.
Oh man, what's a shame?
There was a barnyard alive up here.
I'm surprised they didn't have like, you know, new outfits for them.
going to be up here.
Why did that one explode?
I'm so far this version of Zen is not too bad, I like the zombie lab.
Chat they figured out a good way to do Zen, which is to just put more black face at
It.
Two Peter talking about the Beatles.
One of them, like, a juice box.
Like, a YouTube search bar?
So anyway, Brian, I was listening to Abby Road.
What do you think about Abby Road?
You know, I don't know Peter.
I kind of liked the White Album, the best.
Oh, Gold, you're so hipster.
Who keeps to you know that?
Everyone knows Rubber's soul is the best beatles album.
You know, I like Ringo.
I like his voice, I like his songs.
Someone said, why are you so fucking negative all the time?
You're right, chat, remember?
What, what, Stewie?
My Stewie is what you mean, right?
That's a family guy, bit.
Oh, God. How many seasons of family guy do I have to know?
I thought the chat member was upset that I was doing family
Guy, bits. Why are you still fucking negative old?
I don't know. He wouldn't say that.
That's something Chris says to Stewie. Oh, I can't do it first, boys.
You know, this text is really hard to parse. Sometimes you don't know what people mean.
So I thought they were like really pissed off about family night. Oh man, sorry, I got a check on her.
That's my bad
I think it sucks life juice from these crystals chat
I'm not sure if I have to destroy the crystal.
It's not taking damage.
I think he just has to, you can damage him enough that he goes for the juice and that
Absorb the Absorb is the juice she
Hit
I mean that's babies is coming out of that thing
That's how you know, you get too comfortable streaming, so I'm saying shut the crap.
Okay, okay, I see what we're doing here.
If you set the crystals on top and destroy them before they're going out, I'm so
welcome.
If I would go much quicker, I don't think you can destroy those.
Crystal seemed to be indestructible.
The ones on the ceiling?
Oh, could you shoot?
This is the crystals on the ceiling, and then they destroy the ones on the bottom.
Get there to me.
Oh, oh that was help.
They spelled surprise wrong.
I'm not really sure, look up, look up, I see it's the lag tights.
Oh
Select as select as a visualization that would it rig say how do you pronounce that to the lag position
Doesn't sound right
It's the lactation, it's the lactation, it's the lactation, it's the lactation, got it, all right.
You know, they, they say the name of the thing is the drug going on, right?
But there is another one. There's two and it makes a lot of sense.
Holy shit!
I wonder if that feels awesome.
Both juice.
Oh, Snars!
I didn't invincible in here at the moment.
water eat meat.
We are here.
Let's just teleport me.
I'll go at the lights around.
And believe me, I'm shit.
This could've got health first.
That's really actually cool for a half life one gold source thing.
little nonsensical, but I like that a lot.
Try this is what gaming would be, and always be, if all computers hit a limit, in 1998,
in the last game engine we ever had as gold source.
I remember when I was younger reading something about how we were hitting a crystal
limit like we couldn't get crystal like I don't know what was that there's some kind
of limit in a computer.
The Pentium Megahertz something that sounded like yeah it's like computers won't be
much more powerful because we're hitting a limit, a physical limit.
Does anyone fucking know what I'm talking about?
Transistors on chips?
It was true, so we added more cores.
Nanometer size.
That was more recent.
Everything in Moore's Law law.
Moore's Law.
What is Moore's Law?
Can you explain that a little bit more in detail for me, chat member?
More is laws dead?
Get us double in speed every 18 months.
Oh that one, okay.
Oh, no, I'm supposed to do that right now.
It's at the direction you came from.
I don't know.
Oh, I think this was thought.
It's a pretty nice damage and the Oh God, there's a fucking something crazy if they're eating shit
spewing out blood and guts
I know what I must do.
What must I do?
How will I save him?
These are who...
I want...
Who...
Shea...
No...
You know...
That's nice, infinite B.
So bad for the mixed literally just doing their job, and against their will at that, too.
But, you know, they shoot.
Like me.
It's good.
Yeah, they would put just nicely there.
Those ones still out there?
Yeah, this reminded me a lot of blackmail.
So it seems like they took inspiration from Black Mesa and combined it with Half-Life 1 and
also just did a bunch of their own thing too.
would actually life tomorrow. We'll just the trailer. I mean, it will probably get a release date.
I swear if it's the same day as Resident Evil 9, I'm gonna complain. I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go to the Nintendo store. I'm gonna find a random employee. I'm gonna like,
excuse me. I am so disappointed in Nintendo. And I want to let you know that the game
has some really unfair moments in it and it didn't live up to my expectation just
some random employee.
People hear me say I with a little pause and they're like Minecraft's Stephen.
Sorry.
Actually, we're thinking about we're talking about gray Leno paws.
What?
Right Leno paws.
You're gonna fucking dent in your head?
Did a piano fall on you when you were younger?
So when you said that's how their parents made them practice.
VIP-NO.
Wanted to check.
Just wanted to check.
I don't think I'm finishing this tonight, Jack.
You are so close.
Not far, but it gets balls hard after the section.
Oh man, this backwards.
Also, um, stifling yons.
So, if the game gets that much harder,
we may we may have a little bit of difficulty and name stifling yawns
we got that bit they're horrible
I guess I have to go up here right
Where's the cube to the laser, I think, but it just blocks the laser.
I don't think this is the intended solution, but it may be a solution, so I'm
I'm just going to do it.
It's a solution.
I'm sticking another post?
Let me kill the big go-nad.
You can stop here if you want to, I'd say you have an hour or less.
This was like, wow, it's ended up being way more streams than I expected.
No way it's an hour.
Don't attack me, asshole.
No, asshole.
There's a...
No grenades.
Oh.
Yeah, I guess I kind of feel like I have to save here now and get going because I am my
brain is is not is not good it's tired. I would have loved to finish this time. I
probably should have started with this instead of ratchet and clank. Listen, learn
I guess.
All right, well, no problem.
You do you've any, I don't think it's an hour, but you're a decision.
If anything, I might do a pre-record tomorrow, like early, and just have it be the finale
in the final part. There is a chance of that. If I have a chance to do that, I will.
If not, then next week. So yeah, thank you for watching everybody. Tomorrow, the stream
will be a little early. I might do animal crossing. I might do some some meme game or something.
I don't know. And then at 11 pm Eastern will be the album premiere for those of you that care.
If you don't, don't worry about it. No big deal. I appreciate you listening to me.
You know, we only release an album every couple years. So I really appreciate those listening and giving me a moment.
chat did you know Microsoft Flight Simulator at 2024 has a mode where you could just walk around
you just like walk and just look at stuff that could make for an interesting stream I haven't played the newest one
And Microsoft walks in, you later now.
Flight Sim New York tour, I mean, we could go all over the world.
But truthfully, yes, we could do that too.
And it looks kind of like shit, so it might be more fun that way.
All right, for real chat, thank you, good night, and take care of yourselves and all that stuff.
all that stuff and be good, be safe, and then stay warm, and each shit, not, no,
not each shit.
Hang on, let me get this guy here.
What was this guy doing missing?
I had him here.
At some point, didn't I?
All right, bye.