Oh
and
okay super early stream today
uh... because of
horseman gaming
we're doing a multiplayer thing
yep yep
bogos binted which make it upwards now cuz we ran out of names for video games
and because
with interesting funny silly names
babies can say them
which also means babies can play them
hi everyone welcome to the stream
uh... yet i watched the nintendo directs you can uh...
you can actually
go to the full sauce channel
and you can uh...
check out my reaction. I watched it after I woke up and had my coffee and I talked about it.
And it is something that is really, it was bad. It was bad, but I have more detailed thoughts.
Todd being there was very funny. Turok didn't even look terrible, it just looked like Monster Hunter.
it was like why I don't know man also important thing you'll notice it says
fuckface gaming in the go live notification right no problem I can type
that you know what I can't type mother fuck can't type mother fuck or mother
fucker. But I can type fuckface or fuck. I don't know. I have no idea. Very, very
strange. Well anyway, welcome. A chat member said, Vinny, can you tell Joel to
unban me from his chat? Chat member, I don't know how. So, so here's, here's how
how this is going to work. I'm going to explain two things. One, he's his own person. Two,
I think actually it's very humorous that you got banned there somehow. And you thought
well you know I know when Vinny goes live I will type a message in the sea of messages
Vinny will surely unban me. Maybe he won't even ask what I did wrong.
I wish you luck, Chapman.
Vinny, why do the horsemen hate playing good games? Well, Yapp Yapp is a good game, fuckface.
Um, and two, we're having fun. Okay?
Now, I would love to... I would love...
uh...
yet yet is good uh... bogos binted is fun we're having fun the reason is when we
end up playing good games
we get invested in the games
and that's a good thing
i think when we get together we like to just talk shoot the shit we'd like to
have some fun
we like to be dumb
and i feel like the better the game the harder it is to do that
that's not to say we're not going to do good games i know we still want to do
Warcraft 3, at some point maybe Hytale, which again, you know, you may say you like those
games or not, doesn't matter, but there's a lot of great games we'll play eventually.
But yeah, for today, we want to just be dumb assholes and have a couple laughs with each
other.
And I think these are the games that are going to do that right now.
So anyway, welcome to the stream.
Will you play Little Gator game DLC?
Not, not really.
Sorry, Little Gator.
Also I found out that the berry game that Jerm has been playing is actually really good
and he is in fact the berry bro confirmed
pretty exciting
check check check okay we're we're yapping
It's yap-yap again. This time the full version and with the horseman.
Sure.
Oh my god.
Hi.
I thought I was loud. Hi. I wanted to mention I heard you're a Berry Bro.
Oh yeah, I'm a Berry Bro in the Strawberry Magic sense, but I'm also a Berry Bro in the Berry Berry Berry Bro sense.
So I just bought that today, because I heard it was really good from your chat and also from a couple friends of mine.
So is it?
It seems like game of the year, dude. This is amazing. This is a great game.
Oh my god.
It's going to be the rest of your life for the next like probably three or four days.
Oh my god. Okay.
I, you know what? I need to wait then.
Maybe, maybe next week.
But holy shit. Alright, yeah, I'll play it.
That's how I praise you.
Okay, did you, do you like, uh, do you like upgrades?
Love upgrades. Do you like picking things up and when you pick it up?
It's a sound effect and then when you put it down you get money I
Suppose
Yeah, if you like sound effects, and you like money, and you're gonna love this game
I like both of those things German
You're gonna date and you're good
Great
Well, I'm gonna be I'm already Barry bro. I'm my chat
That fucking memed me into playing Strawberry Magic.
I heard.
And how long ago did you play that one?
Ah, five years, four or five years ago maybe?
I don't know, it's been a while.
What was your ultimate take away from that game?
Um, well, I think I hated it at first and then I hated it to a point where I liked it.
Okay, I'm coming around, I'm crossing that barrier as we speak, yeah.
I'll be there soon enough. Yeah.
I think it's a little bit of a while after every match for the day at the
windows 95 DS. Oh, well,
Paul, you're pretty much are you not a Barry, bro?
I'm a very bro.
What the fuck, dude?
I was just sitting there drinking my coffee, just talking and I fell down the
hole. That's lost $15,000.
All right, I'm sorry.
Should I be careful when I play it? Did you play it?
Are you playing this berry game?
Yes, it is amazing
Oh my god, alright
Glowing recommendations across the board
Oh, I saw you playing it too
I saw that technique
Which technique did you saw me do?
Star collection technique? Pretty good
Oh yeah, do you have used the trampoline yet?
No, no, don't spoil it
Oh, it's not even in the game
I'm just making stuff up
We got to get the other two horsemen to play Strawberry Magic now.
The game was bad, but I think my chat was complaining how bad it was that I said I'm
going to beat it because I hate you all or something, and then by the time I beat it,
that was mad about it, ended up becoming a Berry Bro.
Nice.
Alright, cool.
So those Berry Bro's carried over to my chat five years later, and now they were like Vinny,
you must play Strawberry Magic.
And I said, you know what, Chat?
I will.
And it was really upsetting me on a visceral level.
But I have one more stream left of it.
I probably have like an hour and a half of it left.
And I have to.
I have to play.
I have to finish it.
I went I think I went in raw. I think I did it. I did it in I went in I just did it one
I did it in one go. I think it'd be the whole thing in one go
That I mean that that's pretty respectable
Waiting on you guys
sir
You joined late sir
Yeah, what the fuck I'm late because Vinny didn't even start his stream on your plane deadlock
What are you playing deadlock?
No, I'm playing now. You're waiting get on the real deadlock dude the fucking Barry Barry Barry. What are you doing?
Get on the real deadlock. It's called a chastity belt. Try it
Whoa, I mean, I knew you were celibate, but not that celibate. Jeez
Stir, are you not a Barry bro? You've not played any Barry games recently. Well, okay
I have to elaborate first before you move any forward. It's because someone's been pissing my pants at night
And I can't figure out who it is. I've just been locking it
I hate to be the guy that says this, but you are quiet.
No, you're quiet.
You're quiet.
You are quiet.
I'm sorry, Sturbo.
We have to go.
You're quiet.
You're almost 200%.
Dude, he is quiet.
He yells at me for it.
I haven't changed anything.
Do we have to raise you to 200% because we will?
I will.
Want me to?
I...
You're not raising anything.
How about you raise your voice?
I'll turn this volume slider up, Sturbo.
i'll turn this volume slider up and you would be real fucking bad real quick
yeah what he said
stir play strawberry magic
good for you
i can turn everybody up actually
are you sure if i leak
why wouldn't i leak
how do i rather
you stand above me with a
fucking ten pound rock
and just and and don't tell me when you're gonna drop it on my head
And I have, I don't know how, but like within an hour,
I know you're gonna drop it on my head.
I would rather play that game than League.
See, that's how I feel about WoW.
I know you guys are like talking about
potentially doing some fuckface wowing,
but like I had my day, my couple hours with WoW,
and like I would take the rock.
I know I did, no, I played, I got to-
I played a couple of years.
Did you know my well history?
You would take the anvil on the head rather than play well?
It wouldn't be the first time.
I would want to revisit my character and see what items I have from the beta,
and also from vanilla into Burning Crusade.
That's the first one, right? The first expansion.
How loud am I now?
Hey, thanks a lot dude. Appreciate that. That's great for everybody. Something adjusted my windows volume of Mike
Because you're not getting enough vitamins from berries be a berry bro change your life
Okay
But poke yes, what are you looking for you're looking for a holy paladin to
You know
Shocked dude, let's do it. Let's do you make it. What are you a warlock? I'm a warlock. No
I played Warlock for a little bit.
Let me hit you with the blessing of freedom and we'll fucking roll everybody.
Dude, fucking bless me. Let's do it.
They took a blessing of freedom out of the game.
They're going with the climate.
I'm just allowed now.
I raised myself.
I had to lower him.
I had to lower this guy.
Fuck that.
Alright, what are we playing?
YAPYAP?
I'm in YAPYAP, but I'm trying to figure out how to invite you guys.
I got to get in the game I played this before when it was in like a beta and I
will be real I enjoyed it a lot why do you practice the games you play with
us I didn't practice this was months ago for charity are you insinuating that I'm
insinuating that you wanted to play a red alert you had 300 hours in it what's
more important this or charity but I had to go negative on you just lower it
I think adding people to the game to do multiplayer might be like an in-game activity, and I cannot
find a way to do so.
Okay, but you practiced so it's been a while so we go to play yeah, and then you end up in the world
And capture this
I'm pondering the orb nothing's happening
Check photo early
This is a in-game microphone game right very importantly so yeah
Make sure it's at the bottom of your screen it's saying what you're saying.
Correct. Now that will turn into, it doesn't say exactly, it only says magic words.
So eventually you're going to get wands that have spells that you need to yap and use to create spells.
You need to ponder the orb to invite people.
How about this? I'm going to go online on Steam.
The Palantir. Did you know what the Palantir was?
That was the ability to look across Middle Earth from the kings of old in Gondor.
And Sauron had one, and he would commune with Sauron with it.
And also, did you know how's Denethor over in the white city?
They did not teach that in my history classes.
So who wants to ponder?
Who wants to ponder to the orb and invite?
If you want, you could try to join mine.
I don't know, maybe, uh...
It's kind of a puke game.
Hold on.
What is the difference between use and interact?
I'll join your game, German.
I'm gonna join your game.
Yeah, I can't see if he's drawing on me if you can that be good
Vinnie I didn't get the notification. Oh, I forgot to send them. Haha. I
Think I can invite you guys to I'm gonna send out any rights. I
Gotta say so far 10 out of 10 main menu. This is a great game
Okay, poke you on
I'm trying to read
i'm infinitely in loading
i see somebody
uh... we might have to have mute
or just yet we might have to do it because i can hear you in the game
uh...
yeah i hear you
let me see if there's an update i might have an update for this game guys i'll
be right back
i'm gonna be discord
uh... i sent out invites to join me again
I'll try my best.
I'm setting, hold on.
You're setting boundaries, healthy boundaries, sir?
That's good.
Word on the street, this is a 24 hour stream.
You would be very mistaken.
There we go. Hey, Vinny.
Oh, I'm spending on my controls.
All right.
Hold on.
Hey, you can hear me game up a little.
Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Oh, yeah. Yep.
Yep. Yep.
Yeah. Act. Act.
Those fucking things scared me so much when I was a kid.
The the Martians.
They were horrifying.
Yeah, they were awful.
All right so guys check this out. You two were abducted?
I might have been. I thought I was dude in Connecticut. I thought I was abducted in Connecticut.
You thought you got abducted by aliens?
At one point in my life I was scared. I didn't know if I was or not.
I've been scared more than once. How old were you?
Ten.
Okay. All right. All right. That's terrifying. It's a ten year old. That's a horrifying experience.
had missing time
i probably just forgot uh...
we invite folk
from the ages of ten to fifteen
all of that is gone
actually from ten to thirty nine i don't remember a moment of my life
he's a great
star
this is the start of the year
grab one of these ones of one
now if you right click when you get your wand
You'll see the names of the spells, so watch this.
Arrow.
Ow!
You killed Jirba!
Updog.
Those are your spells with this wand.
As we get different wands, you get different spells.
It's pretty cool.
Wait, where do I see the words?
Hold right click.
Right click.
Arrow.
There's some new features for old spells.
You can change your robe color in the open.
Tempest, stop.
Cool.
Siri, turn Tempest off.
Alexa, no more Tempest.
Hi.
Yo.
Zap.
We got our wands.
Where'd you get that mushroom?
I just found it.
Hey, you're pretty cute.
I'm going to be green.
Oh, wait, no.
Stir your green.
How do you pick your robe?
so okay going to settings general color it's uh... just right there
i think he's green
i i don't mind being anything
who who is this
I had to mute.
That is definitely, that is a ball fonder situation.
Yeah.
We should hmm
It's up to German to kick the guy and then we got to figure out like is there no password system
Tempest
I
What are we doing with this dude
Is this an exploit but he's helping us he's helping us is it like an exploit is it can we just lock our shit?
We should be able to lock our shit hang on a minute
I mean it says a friend's only lobby
You're going to force them who the fuck is this?
I don't trust them, I don't trust them, okay everybody leave, everybody leave, alright.
There should be, there really should be a password system.
the
yeah
hey you guys
kicks my friend
totally have
it's friends of friends right so maybe
fuck her on my friends list
maybe if you want to join mine i i can just go offline as soon as everybody
somebody joined off of a friend's list okay i i can make a private lobby
I don't know if the lobby system is...
I don't know how that works. Because it says ponder the orb and I'm not getting any info.
Like, the dev is communicating with me right now.
Private Lobby is in, I'm being told.
Okay, Private Lobby.
So, I'm currently in a Private Lobby apparently.
Okay, so I see friends only in Private, I see you.
Okay, so if I invite you guys to this private laundry, you just you can just theme join I joined
Okay
Thank you develop developer is telling me things
Whispering through the Palantir if we need that information allegedly private love his name is Devon
Devon the chat
Devon Devon Devon. I love the cast mute spell. That's great
okay are we gonna I'm inviting it really okay I you invited me already
unfortunately I cannot join you cannot no I'm stuck on loading what yeah yeah
restart your game it's above happened to me like three times I'm bouncing on a
nasty style stir that that is real I thought you were celibate what the dog
Fuck dude or the dog
Invite me again germ a dog
nasty style
It's something I didn't want to hear stir ever say. Hi
Let's see if this worked. Let's find out I
Was doing an impression of you earlier Vinnie. What is it?
Okay, you ready yeah
Zelda super Mario
Oh, no, no, you know, I don't I don't know the controls. Oh, I forgot. I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the wrong button. I'm sorry
Are we about to lose? No, I don't have it
I don't have anything I don't even know how to play the game. You don't have a wand find you power
Okay, we got a break and it comes from within a new bro. You got a new tempest. What's why on this board?
arrow
That's sloppy, that's amateur hour.
I think amateur hour.
We have to break shit.
We got to break $900 worth of things.
That's it.
So arrow.
So poke.
Until we get you a wand, just break shit.
Don't do that to other people.
OK.
All right, so we'll get you a wand.
Press G to see tasks.
Break things.
Tempest monsters.
explode slimes with piss okay we got to explode slimes with piss
arrow wait you want that
arrow you walked in front of me I was
I did not
There's a brightness feature that's worth doing arrow tempest arrow up dog
I
Was that
Up dog
dog
Dog dog. I'm dizzy up dog
Up dog. I it's up dog
You haven't cooled down
Hold right-click to see your fucking cooldown.
Oh, it is really dark.
Oh, I just accidentally set that table on fire. That's nice. Tempest!
Arrow.
Damn, it's dark in here.
Is this setting not working?
Uh, devs, you may have a problem on your hand if you're watching.
Oh, I know it's working.
It's just...
But it's a little janky clicking.
It's fine.
Alright, whatever.
There are blue candles you carry for light.
Oh, I need to find those.
Alright, I need to find some piss, too.
Game looks nice.
I just left them behind.
Uh...
Tempest!
Arrow!
That doesn't get set on fire.
Piss Pelt?
Piss Pelt.
That doesn't work.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Fuck.
That did damage to me.
Chat, was this a little bit of an escape?
We got F.O.V. options.
I need some fucking F.O.V.
A little bit more F.O.V. please, yes.
That's better.
Uh, arrow.
Tempest.
Hmm.
It's piss-past.
Chad is just making shit up.
Arrow.
Aw, man, aw, man.
I got turned into a cabbage chicken.
I
Arrow how long is this? Oh, me ah
Opposite hey guys
Guys hello guys. Hi. Can you hear me? It's me. What the fuck is that? It's me
I don't know others I didn't want to but there's a bunch of weird things down here be careful of them
They'll turn you into one of them. I killed it arrow
Kenny, what do we do with the spellbook?
I don't know the spellbook.
Um...
I'm not sure.
Aren't they just ruining your glass pipe to make things a fire?
No, no, it helps.
It all helps.
Do you have a wand yet, Poke?
I have nothing.
Fuck, we gotta get you a wand.
I have a book and a basilisk heart.
I held you a basilisk heart.
Hey, if anybody wants to see the book, it's right here on the ground.
Um...
The arrow.
There's usually a bunch of wands, there's one that pisses.
We gotta get that.
Updog.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Hmm
What do you do to mystery up dog oh my god
To be all right
Oh you revive people here. Oh, this is the revival area, okay.
This was written in space before I cannot use them. I think I stashed about it. Hopefully it's not a problem.
After using Updog, you can say dog three times to keep floating.
Oh, you just- Updog, Updog, Updog, Updog.
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog. Oh shit, look at that gold.
Yeah, I know. I fucking... yeah. I think we share gold. If not, then...
Expelliarmus!
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog!
Eisen, god, god, god, god!
Um...
Arrow.
Tempest.
We're almost done guys, we just need a little bit more damage.
You blinded coins at the top of the bookcase.
I found coins at the top of the bookcase.
Oh, good timing.
Arrow.
Updog.
Dog.
It works.
The quota is also for all three days, so we just have to extract.
Arrow
As I burned my wand up dog
How do we not broken guys with zero out of seventy five broken objects? Oh, no we have night look at the top right germ
We're good tempest
Arrow up dog dog dog
Guys, I'm finding big treasure up here.
Arrow.
Updog.
Dog.
Dog. Dog. Dog.
Oh my god.
Tempest.
The game is very contrasted.
Like, I turn the brightness all the way up. I think, um, we...
I think there's um apparently lighting yes hold middle mouse play
oh yeah selfies yeah it's pretty cool
got a frog
I love him. Oh my god, he's the best.
Oh fuck, we gotta extract.
oh tempest
I'm done dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
oh there's fall damage guys we got to extract guys if you can hear me we fucked
We gotta leave, we gotta leave, we gotta find an exit. We gotta find an exit. We've got 15 seconds left. It's bad.
You need the tower with the hat? I don't know what that means.
Do we just lose?
The ghost approaches. Oh, fuck.
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello?
Hey.
Where's it?
Poke.
Where are you?
Arrow.
If you look outside there's a glowing tower.
That one has an exit.
Okay.
It's okay, guys.
It's okay.
Okay.
one has an exit okay it's okay guys it's okay okay we we all we all I guess you
and I died we all died but we we still keep some some stuff where's the
extraction zone so apparently there's a glowing tower that we missed oh yeah so
So guys, a poke right here, a poke, grab a, grab a wand.
Up dog.
Oh my god.
Oh my glob.
Astral wand.
Oh torch, holy shit.
Who has that?
Good.
Do you want it?
Candle?
I could drop it here.
No.
No, as long as one of us has it.
you can I will I'm probably the queen I'm probably the worst person to have
this
all right we have a new one but I would get that one grab on a why it's just I
bought this one for me watch this grab on a oh my god
Teleports Ana.
That's gonna be useful.
Luxana.
I guess lighting?
How do you know what spells you have?
Hold right click.
So we completed one contract.
So we're gonna explode slimes with piss eventually.
Is that Arcane?
Is the one you have in Arcane?
Yeah. You need it?
Okay, because we need to break stuff with specifically arcane damage.
I can do that. I will do that.
Okay.
Grabbana.
We'll find pissponds as we go, for sure.
How did you get this?
Did you buy that? With money that we were saving together as a family?
Yeah, it was a hundred.
Grabbana.
Vinny, you have to play it. You know how to do this.
I've never played a lute before I'm getting it now I understand how do I like
the torch you hold use you've used your number battle
there's no senior spells one doesn't do anything I guess ready to start day to
2. Zelda.
What's up?
You got me.
Alright, let's do it.
Swap and then right click.
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm hitting right click, so it won't work.
Right click. 1.
I don't know.
I need to go to the campfire?
Oh, you have to light the torch, right?
like the torch right yeah
as I want to hopefully will stay lit for a long time
or a fellow that is where you got piss explode
explode slimes of piss yeah we need to
we need to find a piss wand we'll find one it'll occur
the what yeah oh no guys I'm a slime
haha
popster
you have to play urge
uh...
yeah
that's the thing
they gave us a awesome
here we go
and now everybody knows
how are you going on our rights
Oh my god
Teleport Anna
Oh, I've been breaking everything
Luxana
Grab Anna
Nice grab Anna
I don't think so, okay.
You do Hawk 2 or the, remember that, oh man I remember Hawk 2, those are the good old
days of the internet.
Someone's going to say that about 10 years.
We was happy then.
Teleportana
I found an item
Anybody want a candle holder?
I got a candle for everybody but I want to
Shut up!
It's a poke
I got a poke for you
This is a game where you talk to everybody
Holy shit
Garabana
Teleportana
grab on a this one doesn't great for breaking things grab on a
there's these are potions there are a lot of bowling
can you drink them oh grab on a grab on a grab fans I tried
I don't know.
Oh, we have to find a glowing tower apparently.
That is, um, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, we have to find a glowing tower, apparently, that is, um, maybe, maybe here.
Teleportana.
Hi.
With the extraction teleportana.
Um, yeah, I don't know where that attracts.
Grab on.
Era.
Up.
Gungaka
Bookshelves
Grab on a
Teleportana
What's up dog? Ah, it's me
Yeah
You know
Yeah
Burbana
Warp South
Anybody here?
I've got blue candle now.
I still don't know where the extraction point is, though.
Hmm.
Why are you blue?
Oh, for an amazing reason.
Teleportana.
Grabbana.
Grab on a
Me grab on a grab grab on a grab on a
Oh, no monster who grab on a
Tempest
I'm dead. Oh
Oh my god. Hell yeah. Be careful. Oh he's scary. Yeah.
Arrow!
Hey, hey!
That's, that's internal.
You pushed me!
Arrow!
Oh my god, he's running, he's running!
Arrow!
Yeah, that's not doing anything.
Okay, I, I, I made it worse.
Oh, we gotta get out of here.
Is there anybody that put damage there?
Maybe you could...
Maybe we should just extract.
They should extract. Definitely.
You need to come here, right?
However, they can do that.
Are you going to try to smush that in his face?
There you go.
Oh, nice. Actually, maybe.
We have a situation here.
Stir. Do you have any damage moves?
What?
Arrow.
What?
No, stir. Bad time to do this, honestly.
Is Pope dead?
No, I'm here.
Okay tempest no he oh
Hasn't he moved what do you want from me?
This is fucking monster up here. All right. We'll go up there. All right
Do you have up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
Arrow take your shit just take your shit
are
oh he found a thing
that was 700 million dollars I was getting a lot of money
like I was calling it money
I don't know what the hell I just picked up I think I just ate it
I'm just gonna let them have their fun
I'll continue to die
and be done and i'll break the uh...
they've got four minutes to get to the extraction point
four minutes aggro the other one just for the uh...
all right we're gonna get out of here
where's the extractor
white's been always left alone on his own collabs it's my own fault
This way right?
Yeah, I don't know if any of these are...
Arrow.
We got way more than we needed.
Is this accurate?
I think this is right.
Are they with me?
Vinny enters Explorer mode, gets himself killed every time, or becomes a sole survivor. There's no way between. Yeah.
Oh, what's this?
Oh.
Oh, that's how you're supposed to do that?
Who are you guys?
Yeah, this is kind of not a great time for them to be discovering things, even though Polk just found a weird egg.
I'm gonna die
They ditched you that's the extraction zone go towards some paintings. I'm
I'm not going anywhere, dude
I'm ready to touch this or the second I need to I'm not fucking around
Hey
You can use the big orb to spectate. Wait, I can... It doesn't end it?
I did I had people just lie to me?
Oh shit, I can't see them.
So where the hell did they go?
I don't get any of your hate.
Hey.
Yo.
There's a little orb to leave.
I'm scared to press this.
I didn't know if I was going to extract everybody.
It's 15th.
Yeah, you can see where everybody is.
We only got 55 seconds, so we need to kind of get out of here.
What? I'm watching Vinnie watching Jerma watching Ster.
I don't know. He's jumping on the chandelier.
Now we're watching me watch Polk watch Jerma watching Ster.
The internet was a mistake watching me watching you sweet Caroline oh oh
Rocco loves that song Rocco Mega64 he loves that song
I'm, um, alright, let's start getting in here.
Look, I gotta-
Hello?
I- wait, did I- did you think I'd die there?
I'm in the atrium?
I'm outta here.
I think it's in this room.
Dude, wait, it's- it's one second! We're fucked!
We're met.
Who's gonna end it?
I have 35 as well, so we do share money. Oh, okay
Where's my stash go? I?
Pick up crazy shit
This what do you mean? Well, then I guess we're gonna have to go by viewers of who gets what?
Jeremy you can buy it. I died so you guys could get get the thing buy the thing for yourself
I don't care. I don't mind. I don't want it. Fuck it. I'll pick the other tests come on
Oh, this is how you do piss. Piss. Piss yuck.
Okay, so you need to explode slimes with piss, so piss on those slimes.
Oh! Piss yuck.
Behind...
Achoo.
And then, yeah, you piss yuck.
All right, so we pee on the set. What are the slimes? The slimes are...
I don't know. I think these are the slimes, no? Are those not the slimes?
I don't know. Explode a slime. I don't think we've even seen a slime. I think they're enemies, yeah.
Yeah.
Try doing the sneeze and then pee on the sneeze.
What's your... piss?
Piss yuck.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Did that work?
No. However, that seems like a good combo for breaking a bunch of shit real quick.
That does seem like a good combo.
So apparently in my chat saying there are different slimes that we can find.
Oh, can you, can you, um, a shoe?
Can you?
Oh.
Wait, I can ride you?
That was crazy.
That game is so stupid.
Oh, many of your voices are very crazy.
I deflate whenever something is really stupidly funny to me.
I just, I can't help it.
When do I not be a fish?
Oh.
Can you sneeze one more time?
I chew.
What are you stressed?
I don't know what I just pressed.
What the hell?
I clicked with this guy.
He said check your quota.
We went to bed.
This yuck.
And these are for Vendetta.
we did it so we ended early i think we got extra gold for it
oh so was that my fault for pressing that that's fine i don't think there's a problem
but we gotta let's go um let's oh we gotta get new wands from the tree here very um we we have a
key to unlock the basement so does anyone want to let's go why don't we um wait seven seasons
before we do that. We have the key, we have it right now, we have to do it right now.
I don't know what that's a reference to.
I got in first, it's mine, whatever's down here is mine.
I think it's...
There's a lot of shit down here. Potion. We can brew.
Dealing potion.
There's money down here. There's a lot of shit down here.
Ah, it matters!
Don't die anymore, Inga!
It matters!
Piss off.
No!
Oh, and more!
A nasty potion.
Can I keep loot here?
German, do you still have your piss? Oh, you do, right?
Yeah.
Where'd my frauds go?
Achoo!
apparently you can jump on this oh okay I make sure you just you get stuck in it
fish up
got him
can you see a frog anywhere?
stir it off
piss down
piss
drowning is ending
I'm finally gone
I'm I can't get out of here up dog
All right, what about a what I put this in here use maybe drop my nerve potion
All right revive potion froggy potion
This is the recipe book.
What do we need for froggy potion?
Oh, we don't need a frog.
We need, uh, two mystery eggs, uh,
Dirk and Rock.
There's that.
Two eggs right there.
Alright, so let's go coal.
Alright, well who, somebody took a shit in the pool.
Get that out of here.
I got a mystery egg.
No, God, Dammit, I wanted to...
So what took a shit in the cauldron?
took a shit in the cauldron wasting materials wasting ingredients secret portal a secret portal
guys
oh it just takes us back here well that's okay
Do we even need to, Gemma already got the wand he wants.
We have 110, we could buy some cool stuff.
I'm going to buy a wand guys, I'm buying the blessed wand, yes?
You go for it, have fun, sounds good.
So you get a different one if you want
But the want sir you're kind of a piss guy, aren't you?
Corpus amina
You know I mean a this is when you can like pee on people
What was the illusions one for this?
And oh or this anime
What the hell is that
Poof me.
Corpus anime.
What does that do?
I think it's huge, folk.
What is huge?
You're one.
Oh.
Shrinkana.
Hey.
Aargh!
Corpus anime.
Yes, yuck.
An anime all about porpoises?
Lux Vita.
Float Oculus.
Pustodia!
What does this mean?
By the fairy in the bottle, you're dying a lot.
It's like a Zelda fairy.
Oh, Stern knows how much I like Zelda.
That's part of his impression.
Are you guys ready to make some money?
Yeah.
Oh, guys, I have a heal, shield, and a res.
Nice.
Nice, that's huge actually
Echo me
Whoa, that's kind of crazy
You're a dude with your eyes your eyes are fucking crazy
What do you just fall kiss ya. Oh, there's B. Are we making fun of?
I'm not here.
Oh great.
Just put me in a booger.
Hey guys!
How you doing?
Good job.
Trink on up.
Hog champ.
All right.
Three nights.
Let's go.
Hog champ.
PogChamp
Jump jump. Yeah
Oh, we're yapping tonight fellas
We can go to him live here
I got screwed over arrow
Some ones I think are like support wands
Arrow yeah, you become a healer making money whoa arrow
Tempest
you know evil dude evil person weird weird person weird you don't need to
kill the evil person with arrow
he's running away arrow
Tempest
arrow
Tempest
I didn't work. Tempest.
Achoo! Tempest.
Making the fish, making the fish and throw it off the wall. Arrow.
Oh yeah, make it a fish! Tempest.
Shit, I can't. I am, I'm peeing on it, it hurts.
I think you're out. Arrow.
Achoo! Hiss yuck.
Wait, what if you piss on your boogers and let them explode into the guy?
Yeah, but we gotta get him to walk this way.
Yeah, it's gotta be specific.
Right there, oh.
He's fast. Oh, turn around.
Tempest!
Achoo!
Piss you.
I didn't do very much but you're plus-fiving him arrow oh oh good good good you got them
Yeah
Did that do anything it doesn't look at this it doesn't look like it does damage
All of a took
Just want to look into it again down just a little bit
For yourself in next time, we'll spot us in trouble!
Piss yuck.
Tempest.
I died, I don't think I'm hurting.
Arrow.
Oh, there's an eye!
There's an eye!
I'm burning!
Oh my god!
Achoo!
Piss yuck!
Thank you, fire. I'm good. I'm good tempest
Echo me
Yeah, nice job story did outweighs danced in front of nothing
Shrink on up arrow. That's you guys watch out
Fish yuck! Oh!
Why am I small? Sir, did you make me small? Tempest! Yeah
Tempest! We have stranger things to worry about however- OH GOD!
All right, I'm gonna-
I'm gonna- uh,
I'm gonna be fish yuck.
Get this guy, throw this guy to the bridge.
Throw him to the bridge.
My name is John Michael Morbius and I'm a vampire. I'm a recovering vampire and
that's why I've brought myself to the support group. I am a box office bomb
consistently. But they keep hiring me and I don't know why. Arrow. Yeah my
Morbius just sounds like a shittier Nick Cage now. I don't know what happened.
I've never seen Morbius, so I don't even know what he sounds like. I'm just making it up.
I think it's something like that probably.
Arrow. Tempest.
I don't know what it means to stash items, I don't know if they get sent back, Arrow.
Didn't even, I didn't even say Tempest.
Tempest. Oh fuck! Mr. Dink couch here everybody. The cock chair has come to life. Tempest.
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog. Tempest.
There we go.
Up, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Arrow.
Updog!
Shit, Tempest, I meant.
Arrow!
Tempest!
Aero!
I'm a deep regret.
Tempest!
Vinnie, someone killed Jerma!
Oh, really?
Sir, maybe we should take a break. I found chairs here. They give you stamina increase.
Hey, stir!
Tempest
Hey, hey, Stero.
I found chairs that give you stamina increase.
Come here.
Where's the exit? I've got a body to bring.
I don't know why you sound like that. You sound weird.
Just, um, yeah, just go sit in one of these chairs. You'll get more stamina.
I was kidding! I was kidding!
Arrow!
I didn't think you would actually get hit by it!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
Why is it... what?!
I was joking!
Oh fuck!
What a bad bit!
Tempest.
No.
Correct.
Okay.
Oh, no.
I
Stir, why do you sound different?
You sound complete you sound weird
Like there's like you get out like weird how like chorusing on your voice dude. There's like two of you
weird. Yeah. Uh, prove me. We really seriously have to find the extraction. Tempest. Tempest.
Do you need help? There's a health potion here.
Stir?
Stir. You need this?
Uh, I don't.
A good idea to run.
One minute.
Stir extract here.
I know we have to go though I haven't I haven't seen him
oh it says no players to watch let's go let's leave we did well we broke many
it. Yo, don't don't. It's like emergency meeting time. Like, how did you die, German? Okay,
Well, like I said, it's like emergency meeting time.
I was fighting a monster, and Ster was right behind me,
and I actually won V1Dit, which is kind of crazy.
One of those big ones with the sword.
And he kind of hid.
It was like a big chair.
Ster hid behind the chair, and I did arrow, arrow.
And then I did boom, boom.
And I did the piss movement.
I did explosions.
I laid out a couple of mines, and I got the kill, but I died.
Ster, is that right?
Poof me.
And I think he's lying.
Jeremy, do you want this orb?
I love orbs.
I don't know what to do with it.
Maybe it just provides light, I'm not sure.
It's pretty cool.
Did you use this telekinesis one?
No.
I do have something very sad to report.
you die you lose all your items so we lost the piss wand thanks to somebody
well we can afford a wand for someone you can sell shit how do i sell this
have we tried the astralon
i think so that was the one i'm gonna use maybe
we can reroll it too do you want to reroll it
10 gold.
Let's move on.
Alright, well Piss Wand is back.
That's P Wand.
I'm a wizard. Which one's the fish one?
Fish one and Piss is grotesque. It was pretty fun.
You want to try it? It was fun.
That's a hell of a reputation.
I'm the telekinesis guy, you know what I mean? Like, stirs the piss guy.
Move me.
Stay on me, please!
That's why I knew he was going to say that.
Alright, I'll be the piss guy.
I studied this spell for a hundred years, please, when someone just knew it.
I've had a bit like that for a hundred years.
Mr. Dink turning himself into a chair, how'd you know?
Stirs my biggest fan, he knows me so well.
He goes, Zelda.
I guess I'm messing around.
Alright, I'm trying to run off.
Look at the tiny frog nose.
Hey, we actually can just continue. Do you want to see what happens if we get it on night one?
Yeah.
We're gonna get a ton of rewards.
We completed it already. We did the photo already.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Do we go to sleep?
Piss yuck.
Arrow, it's in the basement.
Oh, it's basement.
Dude, how is it?
I feel like we're not interacting with one of the major double piss yuck things
bro we trying to interact with alchemy no no no I'm not I don't mean us I mean
there's a major gameplay thing crazy what's going on out there dog it's been
crazy I thought Albert Epstein was a fucking smart ass guy I can't believe
I know I know I couldn't believe it either I
Thought Albert also had relatives turns out he was an only child
Trinket
It's so stupid.
Move me.
It's good. Dizzy.
Alright, come over here
This seems like a good room for a campus no no no no dragon bone scale and two rocks
Do we have an empty for explosive explosive shit
Money put many pretty speed my name is James Bond James Bond
And it'll show and you can just hover over the notes.
There's an empty potion bowl.
No, we needed stuff that we don't have in here. It's fine. There's like a...
There's an empty potion bowl.
You know, it was like a whale dork we needed, but it's like a dragon dork.
It's not in here, so we're good.
We can leave.
I'm ready for adventure if you are.
Let's do a selfie
I'm ready
Got it
Stir
Watch this, watch this, we want to see something cool, watch this.
You okay?
No, watch this one, watch this one.
That's a panic attack.
That was a heart attack.
gonna be me in like five years. I try to dance. Oh, shit. Did you do anything just now, star?
Huh? No, did you? Um, dude, you can if you ragdoll at the same time you jump, you could
get some serious height. How do you ride, doll? V.
Give me a joy to the world.
I'm trying to annoy Pat. Are you a numpad?
No, I'm using right-click. Give me a joy to the world.
Are they playing instruments?
Oh, I never say that shit, I'm gonna take a shrink on
He's smoking a big doig!
Oh my god, it sounds maddening now.
He was the whole time you were done with it.
You loved that walking guy game.
Wait, can you do twinkle twinkle little twink?
Yep.
Oh
German
Whoa
We're actually pretty good together.
Yo, let's drop that over again. Ready? Ready? Yeah.
One, two, three.
Alright, I'm starting the mission.
Wait for me to go to the world.
And nature sing and heaven.
This is not starting the mission.
Arrow!
Wait!
Okay, I'll be together again.
That was a very visceral wait.
Thank you for the preschool concert Vinnie, you're welcome.
Arrow.
Folks, just trying to get to work.
And the arrow for this thing
And heaven and nature sing
Alright, let's break some shit
You don't kill me this time
That's fun
That's just fun
We're having good clean fun with Christ
Arrow
Oh!
Fuck it all
Arrow
Tempest
Oh, this loot is gonna be real annoying.
Up dog!
Up dog! Up dog!
Not that one.
Definitely not that one.
Up dog! Ooh, no!
Up dog!
It does work.
Arrow.
Oh, there's a door here.
There's a trap door.
What's going on in here?
I'm lost.
Piss ya.
Ahhhh.
You gotta get that checked out.
I promise it's part of this build.
Tempest.
Alright.
Have we gone?
Where have we not gone?
You're in?
Yeah.
I'm trying to do like an exploit I found.
Where are the adversaries?
Where are the adversaries, Ster? You flyer.
all the way on the roof I don't know where else to go let's go let's go I go
on the new guy to a change up this way all all the way up wait for you
I'll keep going guys.
Up the...
Up the behind you.
Jesus.
Joy to heaven.
Did you get healed, sir?
Yeah, I'm good now.
Wait, I can shield someone before they go.
Corpus anime.
Echo me.
Wait, did I get shielded?
Where are the monsters?
There's a note missing in the scale. I can't do a chat. I'm sorry.
Updog.
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, tempest, tempest, tempest, tempest.
Oh yeah.
Advanced yap-yap.
Arrow.
You are you kind of can then then I supplemented it with a Tempest. I don't like it up here though guys. It's bad. Oh
My god, oh my god guys bad bad up dog Tempest arrow
arrow
Fix arrow up dog up dog up dog up dog up dog up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
Goodbye everybody, it was nice knowing you, goodbye Tempest.
Cheryl.
I panicked really hard, I didn't know what was happening.
of
up dog
dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
that
i think for killing an enemy
i don't think they need to be up
i think this one's a
stone
all it's gonna get real bad in a second
they have no idea
all it's it's real it's real
this is a couple
it's a
no
up dog
that might still kill him
now he's okay
See, he didn't panic.
That was that was really smooth.
Wait, German found out that you to piss on this gargoyles.
I got five seconds.
Stir is burning the library.
Destroying knowledge.
Oh, what is this?
That's it's getting
No, it's fucking not
What are you doing? I don't know I'm dead guys. That's a doppelganger. You're dead
That's not me, so do you
Oh, that's a shield corpus animal is it's no no I could have. Oh, oh
Corpus animal
They don't realize that it's a doppelganger.
Wait, wait.
I think he's working for it as well.
No way.
Wrong.
Well, wait.
Wait.
Did the edible hit you right now, too?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I don't know if there's no spongebob here.
I failed to fucking rose.
God damn it.
Now he's with three minutes.
I don't...
I wasn't saying the words.
Can you guys hear me no they can't
I can't see where is he he's on he's on
that is a glitched corpse they need to leave they need to extract
With three minutes to the ghost comes. Oh, hey, we got my mouth is moving in-game. We're gonna get to that extract, okay?
Sorry, I'm even moving we didn't do the spell what the fuck I can move
Wait is germa dead now, too, okay poke can you Jeffrey? Oh?
Why am I controlling my own corpse? I'm dead!
Lux Vita, Lux Vita.
Up Dog, Dog, Dog, Dog.
Second person gaming, you're right.
Kastoria.
Tempest, Up Dog. I don't think that shit works, chat. I think I'm just like, they just found
my glitched corpse. Is Jerma climbing via snot? I swear to god if this works. That is
tech. Oh my god. Oh my god.
AHHHH!
Estonia.
German's dead. Oh god, German.
German, that was my glitched corpse.
Tempest, we were so confused what was going on. We thought it was a hacker.
It was me. I was apparently I didn't realize it but I was controlling the character
But I was dead and I couldn't talk to you guys. It was and I was only able to view you guys
Via your camera in spectate mode like I was second-person gaming. It was so weird
Second that's maybe was talked up from like the selfie mode. This is so strange. Yes real weird apparently
Yes, the glitch corpse I
I thought I could make a jump, I don't know.
You almost had a really good snot-tech, dude.
I know.
It just despawns faster than I thought it did.
Damn.
What's Coke? Is he just hanging out still? He's going to extract at least.
He's extracting. I think we'll be okay.
It's stir is I'm worried about.
Hello?
Yeah, he's not looking good.
What is stir? Is stir?
What the fuck what's going on this?
Oh my god.
What echo me?
Echo me.
It's an hacker.
It's the hacker.
Oh my god, stir.
All right, probably get it out.
That's good.
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
That was insane.
What?
Okay, poke.
That was a glitched corpse.
Wait, what do you mean?
Like you, you saw my glitched corpse on the roof and I could control it,
but only from your view, like second person gaming.
It was so fucking weird.
It was, it was glitched.
Oh, she had money.
Oh, I couldn't resist.
I just didn't realize that the state of words on the screen.
Oh, I lost my one because of
Everyone
Everyone else stir I saw you get like surprised by the hacker
That was not a hacker that was totally a hack
Wait, did the hacker rejoin?
Yeah, I don't think so
He's okay. We still
Are you available? I won't definitely get that one fire
I feel like I'm a healer, you know what Chad that was that I just heard the hacker. Did you hear that they played music?
Hacker stop you're gonna freak out termo
Young can't take it
I asked my mod, I have a mod that's like
a good 15 years younger than me
I was like, how does it feel to know you're gonna outlive me?
I like quite a bit. So I'm gonna ask the same of you
even though you're not that much younger. You're definitely outliving me
Nah.
Dude.
Nah.
You-
There's no way I'm li-
You got that galorep energy, bro.
You could go long as fuck.
You got that galorep energy.
Listen, dawg.
It's okay.
I'm not gonna-
I listen.
I gotta do one of those, like, 92 year olds.
Hello, weird.
I can see that.
Oh, weird, 92 year old?
Yes.
Am I gonna-
Did you know those guys, like, hey, he hasn't died yet?
Hey.
You know what I mean?
Like, give me one of those guys.
Oh, god, I don't want to be one of those guys.
We have a bunch of items in the basement that I think we can just sell a few.
I think we can just sell if we don't want to use them yes, we can
Where I would start I just sell all of our inventories if we can buy this fire wand
Poke has a heart attack 324 26. Oh, okay. That's a little specific. I
Don't like that saying that you're gonna. Yeah, I don't like that. Oh you missed the conversation or talk about when we're dying
Yeah, that's fine. We're okay with it. I'm gonna be an old weird dude.
Me too.
Yes?
Are you gonna stream when you're 90?
I probably will be bored.
I want you to stream.
I'll stream at 90.
I want that wand.
I feel like obviously it's gonna be 80 years old playing 7 days of die.
No, you know what's gonna happen, Pope?
update terrarium in like 2063 as the final final final update and I'm gonna
get addicted to it again I'll stream that I'm not I'm not that far because I'm
an expert mode my chat told me really blue baby's pretty expert mode so we do
master so you're really in your world and do a really fun thing to your world
don't tell me I know he drained lava he drained all the lava from hell spoilers
the hell are you talking about Terraria my chat told me the stir I played
terrarium stir you know what he did he went to hell he made a elevator he
He ignored every ore, just went to hell, and made a...
Oh, I'm just kidding.
He fucking drained all the lava and put it in the overworld.
Why did you do that?
I made a pump that pushed it onto a cloud.
That doesn't make sense. How do you even do that in Terraria?
You can set up a wire all the way from hell to the sky to pump lava.
I want to see this really bad. Like can you show me this after the stream?
Yeah, I don't know poke crashed out hard and so he wasn't gonna play anything with me anymore
I'll show you right now. Ignis boom. Ignis boom. Ignis boom.
Is that a fire one? That's pretty sick. Oh shit
Ignis legs
Okay, I'm opening Jorah. Ignis tongue
What does this do? Whoa
Oh
Hope should I go on to your stream to watch I?
Can share my screen
Wait, what are you gonna put it on your stream or on discord?
Apparently we're ready to watch this I'm watching
This is our hall room, you know
Prison all right. I can't stream this chat. I'm sorry
There's your arena cat. I have twitch mode on screamer mode
Stir made this see this what the fuck stir
Just go to poke stream
Yeah, go to show them the map
What are you? All right, I'm gonna show them Saddam
So don't I need to know about Saddam hang on
Wait, I'm going on to your stream officially hang on I want my chat to see this
Sorry German, I know we're
Yeah, I'm watching I got it. I got it pulled up. Okay
All right, I am now where we're good. We're locked in we're plugged in
You made the Saddam room.
Oh my god, buried under rubble.
Nice.
How long have you guys been playing?
Just a few days.
There's multiple Saddam sightings throughout the whole world.
Is this a new world poke?
Yeah, this is a master playthrough.
You guys are insane.
Why is it that you've been playing this for like six years?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, we went insane.
How much like did you play like eight hours a day ten hours a day?
Maybe like four or twelve hours a day.
Oh my god dude.
But look at all this lava's third rain from hell.
Look all the lava here he drained it.
There's supposed to be lava he you know what I'm saying up here he drained all the lava
all of it.
Oh my god.
Look up here.
He didn't even play the game with us!
Jesus, oh I respect the commitment to the play.
Wait, I can make you...
Why is Walter white?
Here's his pump, maybe I could...
This game's too much for me.
Alright, fuck you, I'm back on the game. I turn it off.
Crazy.
Okay, you guys want to be to play, you're like,
oh hey dude, why don't you join us and play a little bit?
And I'm like, okay, and now like five days later,
you already have, you drained hell already.
We wanted you to join to clean our chests.
You know, that's all we wanted from you.
And I wanted you to just join and organize the gear and leave.
Hahaha.
If we just wanted a misery situation.
Okay, I see, I feel you.
yo if you guys if you only have one wand be sure to grab a wind one
because they're good they're just good to have anyway
very important
are you good? let's do it
i really respect star's commitment to the bit even if it made no sense whatsoever
Let's see here.
Giga arrow of hap-
Guys, if you can, burn books.
FUCK!
Did you just-
No.
What's it called?
I don't know that one.
Arrow.
So we just beat the game like that.
Sturk, can you hear me, cheaters?
Uh, who has been healing?
Yay.
Boss guy?
Yeah, there's a fuckface down this way.
I'll get him.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Giga arrow of hell! Giga Tempest of Hell!
Giga Tempest of Hell!
I think German has to scream otherwise it won't work.
No, it won't work if I don't do that.
Are you serious?
Giga Spoon.
Yeah.
Giga Spoon.
Nice, German.
That gave a thousand or something.
Those, those are sick.
Updog.
No.
Arrow.
Did you get arrow as hell?
Updog.
Jump.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Oh shit, German, there's another one.
one. There's another one. Ignis. Ignis. Ignis. Ignis. Ignis.
Oh, I don't want to say it, though. I'm healing.
Are you all you want to give it away, but not to me is what I'm getting take it you do we four
Two one
Thank you. All right, great. I have fun
What is this?
When I did it it was fun here
That works.
We got a puzzle.
That'd be a puzzle.
Oh yeah.
We gotta even this out.
was a real sneeze by the way we got it
I'm gets down the stairs down the stairs behind everyone it follows tempest echo me
Problem new wands down here guys. What's up? There's new wands in this chest swap
link arrow
astral eyes
yeah just throw him over the edge
oh that's such a good idea oh oh no he
he got big I got better
I'll try something swap
What the hell is this?
We're gonna make them small again.
Stop Oculus.
Help!
Swap!
Dude, that was a legendary winner.
Did it work?
What happened?
Who shot the wait, did you say legendary and it heard arrow from legendary?
You said it was like a legend arrow. Oh man, that's it fucking nonsense
Oh
Sure, please burn all the paintings and all the
Ignis time blink
I did it before I did it it's fine. I don't know how to do it
We're not my big brother.
Arrow.
Legendary. Legendary.
Legendary.
No, it doesn't. It didn't activate for me.
It's just a fluke, so weird fluke.
There you go. Do the voice. Yes.
Ignis.
We know where extraction is going, and he said he knew how to work it.
Doesn't know how to work that one.
Blink.
Oh, that's cool, hop down!
Arrow.
Tempest.
Oh my goodness, that's a gem.
Probably saw that.
That's good.
Arrow.
Oh no!
What's going on?
I oh my god fine now how was the eye thing hope you still the healing stuff
this is such a stupid idea why am I doing this up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
up dog dog
Blink.
Yeah, we just, we know where extraction is, so I figured we may as well just destroy some
more stuff in the meantime.
Blink.
This is one of those Vinny goes off on his own adventures and dies.
Swap.
Arrow.
Tempests.
Aero.
Tempest.
Swap.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Updog.
Dog. Dog.
Blink.
Hmm.
Updog.
Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Arrow.
Little wizard hat.
Wait, where do I go?
Oh, fuck, I don't know where to go now.
Updog.
Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Blink.
Updog.
Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
Is this right, Chad? Am I going the right way? Yeah, it is. It is. It's right.
Blink.
Shit. Updog.
Up dog.
This is no longer right. Oh god, it's that way.
Up dog.
UP DOG!
This guy's running around.
I'm- I'm alright, I'll be fine.
Oh man, he's only got 10 seconds to get up here.
I'm right here!
Okay, okay.
Wait, I- Wait, what?
Dude, after- I didn't make it. I thought I-
Doesn't the ghost lady come after you?
I knew where the tower was wait so I was literally right outside circle way
how come you were late break things with arcane magic I fucked up yeah I died real
that miss tongue you're like dripping bro you're an idea pass you coming down
I hear a cell stuff too.
I was going to.
Oh man.
I guess I didn't realize.
They sell for a decent amount or?
They do, yeah.
Wait, how much is this?
Okay, wand of minor arcane.
So we need to do, there's a quest here to destroy shit with arcane.
I will let's get it.
Okay.
Grabana?
Oh, it's this one.
Laksana.
Teleportana.
Laksana Troy.
Grabana Deeznetza.
I look like I like looking at the stupid frogs face while I'm doing very important wizard things
Where's poke and stir oh
Oh germ come here you get your arcane wand study it real quick see if there's any hidden functions
Okay, if you say Anna Portelli, you go down.
Oh.
Is there more?
Look, it's Luxana, and then Luxana.
Teleportana, and then Anna Portelli.
Where were you guys?
And then Anna Managuchi.
Well, we're just learning wizard stuff. What's up?
Oh, we were just in the woods.
Do you want a frog?
We were practicing our spells, actually.
Yeah, we learned a lot in this game.
Oh, what the hell?
Ignis Tongue.
I gotta stretch my back.
It works, too. It actually fucking works.
Ignis Tongue.
Oh my god.
I could try my ammo, maybe my ammo is strong.
I want to see Polk's ammo.
What's your ammo?
You mean the one?
Yeah.
Why is he going so far away?
Tempest.
Alright, I'm testing my shit.
Alright, I'm ready.
It might be loud, guys.
Good for it.
Good.
Don't know.
Do it.
Go for it.
Ignis Tongue.
It is the best stream, yeah.
It's the best stream, yeah.
No, the vine boom got me.
Dude, I'm so glad I got out of there.
If you guys want to know hidden functions of your wand, come here.
I found something cool.
Wait, what?
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Read this book.
you hidden functions. If you have a weird wand, study.
Ohhhh...
Mercy.
Wait, what the hell?
What does that do?
I don't know.
Ignis Balls.
Mercy.
I don't know what that means, there's a target someone?
The hell?
How does it in Vegas?
Jeez.
It's pretty hot, mercy.
I guess I could keep you to people.
Where's C?
Who's anima?
Animas.
Who's anima?
Where is he?
Who's Anima?
Anima's.
Who's Anima?
Tempest.
Well, you can do some crazy shit with Tempest.
Okay.
Updog!
Who's Anima?
Mercy.
What's that working?
Tempest.
We got to lock in because we need 13. We need a lot of money.
Okay, we got this. I believe in us. I believe in us.
Poop enema.
Poop enema?
Wait, where is he?
Yo.
wait no I just bought a torch and I
shit
final night we need to get everything done here that's okay German you can
find blue candles look look German come here come here
Ignis balls German check this out grab that that's your germ grab that that's your new candle. Oh
Nice they burn out eventually, but they're pretty good for a little while I
Need to break stuff with our arcane right German nose design grab on
Hell yeah, dog brown sick I played a lot of that
It was yuck!
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Uptdog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
The hacker's back.
No big deal. No, no, no, no.
Also Boston over loot my bad arrow
Tempest arrow
Fuck.
Shhh.
My HP is on!
I don't know.
Please.
No.
Please, I'm heartless!
Oh, thank you.
My God, I can fucking breathe again.
Come on, I'm okay.
What's your HP now?
Shhh.
Ugh.
Shhh.
Fuck.
Fuck, you're so stupid.
Shhh.
I don't get it.
Can he rotate?
I'm trying to.
Rotate how?
Oh!
Right.
Ooh, the other way.
The other way.
Opposite.
How do I go the opposite way?
Right! Left! Left! Right! Right! Right! Right! Right! Right! Left! Left!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
I can't do it!
AAAAAHHHH!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
I don't want to talk about it.
Worst career stream.
Bro, that's just like your opinion.
This might be a best arrow.
I don't understand how that even tempest.
I don't even understand how that worked.
Oh, fuck!
Fucking clowned on real hard
Ignis Tom!
I got you guys on the sky, sir.
Aim that way.
Shoot your load on it.
Ignis, boom!
You see the game where you play as a ravioli, chat?
What's up?
Echo me.
Ooh.
That was a pretty big play.
Wait, did I move that into that?
to that? Oh, Ignis Tung! Ah, I'm stupid. It's resetting you.
It's an Ivory working. Ignis Tung! Oh, I'm not supposed to move. Grab on! Oh! Stop! Grab on!
Grab on! I have an idea. Ignis Tung! Grab on!
I thought he was saying granddad he was really like we have almost
5 minutes!
Grand!
This one's real.
What is this dude?
Aging this tongue!
Grab on!
Why does Jerma sound like he's in a refrigerator?
We gotta get out of here.
Grab on!
There we go, we have 24, we need more, great shit, we're out of time.
Wait, would you guys go?
Like seriously, what's going on with this?
He's the only one that sounds like that.
They didn't meet quota.
Right. Left.
Oh. Left. Left. Left. It's the final night. Right. Right. Right. Right. See this is, it's
always going the other way. Left. Right. Left. Turn. Right. Right. Right. Turn. E. I think
It's a bitch.
All right, poke you to it.
Ah!
Jesus.
Stop!
It's E versus OOF.
Right, right, right, right, right.
You can go down.
We'll get ready for another 10 minutes of this.
Well, don't you have the missiles? Shoot the missile at them.
I have nothing.
Where's the fucking Five Mates and Freddy's thing?
I hate that thing so much.
Ramana!
Shrink out of him.
Come on, come on, come on!
Hahahaha!
I can't!
Get out of here, get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
No wait, this is the red place!
Wait, I can res in 12 seconds!
Oh yes!
I will be back, I will be back!
Yes!
it's me it's been I know we have to
destroy things oh I'll help one minute
one minute we're gonna go one minute we
get it we got it where we going where's
the exit where's the exit was the
expression I don't know what's on this dead dead end dead end dead end dead end
dead end dead end I'm sorry sorry is it up this way or go get stairs wand it's
too late I have to just we have to extract
wait we can see out here okay upstairs and then out to the left we got it one
minute arrow sorry but the minute almost ready we're almost there we got the
school I found it oh hell yeah we're good you're to left wow we made it there
I don't know
Like poke was possessed
He was like reciting these fucking ancient
He was reciting ancient incantations
And his voice got deeper
He was like
Alright
Okay
Geez
Let's get the heck out of here
Okay, everybody good?
Is this the first time you've ever...
Maybe.
Wow, with one second on the clock, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
He was actually serious trying to kill the spider teleportation
What's this?
Teleport!
Let's try it.
I just want to die.
We just had crossed the threshold.
What's this?
I don't know if it means to scream.
I only have basic wand.
i'm gonna take the up of the healer
let me take one of these healing mods
i'll take the wand of fire i've never used it before if that's cool
what is blessed play
i think
well i think that's the one that uh...
do you want me to buy a different wand or
do you want a different wand or
i'll switch to this one
igneous boom
igneous tongue
a
Merci. Merci. Merci. Merci. I don't know who it does. Merci. Merci. Merci. Oh, it's a single-target deal.
Is Thrusty gonna be set back another month? It's okay. Merci. All right, so if any of that wand,
would you say Ignis, um, I don't know, it's one of the Ignises. You have to make a constant sound
Yeah, Ignis Tongue.
This stream on all the VOD channels are going to hit the algorithm.
There's going to be a million views on these videos.
We're doing all the funny algorithm stuff.
I know.
We won't be ignored.
Not anymore.
Let's do it.
We ready?
We've got loud sound effects.
got funny voices we got
they're frogs
what
i'm gonna boom
teleportana no
No!
Take the spiders!
Alright, this is gonna be a hard one.
I'll watch it later.
Alright, we actually gotta try it.
Is that a spell?
Yeah, it goes like...
Ignis tongue.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Drink on.
I always have to stab him.
Drink on.
Oh, no, just go. Why would you do that?
Stir. Do it now.
Stir.
Don't let it miss at the tongue.
Oh.
Dude, come.
arrow tempest
Ignis boom Ignis boom Ignis boom Ignis boom Ignis boom Ignis
tongue
Yeah, oh god any shit I need healing fall
I'm down here I fell
That's fine, I'll be alright. I'll live a little bit longer
Ignis tongue
I hate this it is revolting
Oh
The the Oculus view you can control the monsters
Grab on
Yay healing
Whoa, all the statues up here German careful careful careful guy guy guy, which guy wears up here
Scary guy outside to the right. Mm-hmm
grab on
Float Oculus
Watch out I don't want to hit you grab on
Nice 100 on that one mercy mercy
You can see any statue
I think we're all good, I've heard good.
Yeet objects off the map, we have to do three objects off the map and explode slimes with
piss.
We have to burn books too.
Ignis tongue.
GUSTOTI.
Are you okay?
GUSTOTI.
I'm alright.
Yeah!
Custody.
Oh, so...
Tempus.
Are you okay?
Custody.
I'm all right.
Merci.
Ignis, boom!
Ignis, fuck!
Who's me?
Oh!
Ignis, fall!
Custody.
Oh, the healing is so clutch.
Uh...
Luxana.
Ignis tongue!
Wooo!
It's a- I- it's tongue!
Woooo!
Wee!
Got it.
We gotta eat objects off the map.
Trust me on this one.
is that Lou noise necessary what do you want me to do I have to make a noise
can you stop talking yes I in fact yes Ignis tongue
We figured it out we know how to play now or we're a pro gamer
What is mercy I just flew to you. Oh
Nice that's huge good job. All right now if you see books, let me know I have to burn them
I think I got him.
Whister.
Pistone.
Nutella.
Is this the spawn?
Shit.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, it's the spawn.
Shit.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it's the spawn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, good, good.
Oh, it's one thing, but yeah.
Candle, if anyone needs to see in the dark.
I've been in most 2,000 a day.
One is good.
Actual tempest!
Uptdog.
Dog.
Try to go up arrow
Do we were we go down maybe
Maybe...
Look, man, where's a new, where's progress?
Maybe it's this way.
I hear strange noises that has to be some stir, maybe.
Just howdy
Ignis tongue
Ignis boom, Ignis boom, Ignis boom, Ignis boom
Ow! Ow!
You were a chair, I'm gonna control this guy. Okay, you kill him float oculus
Ignis tongue
We got him teamwork it makes the meat work
Why am I so fast? What the fuck? Ignis Tung.
Poof Anima.
Arrow.
It's actually easier for me to do the duck thing. The like, like, uh, double tone duck.
tone duck than it is to do like any other noise. Tempest. Can you do two duck
noise at the same time, Star? Yeah. What do you mean two? Okay, so you ready? Listen.
You need to use both sides of your mouth. No one more. You have to use both sides of
mouth you can do it. Ignis tongue. What's that? You wanna hear it again? Yeah, kinda.
So you go... I have a theory. Yeah? You can't snap your fingers, it's because you're dumb.
Can you snap your fingers?
Okay, you're a smart fella.
And the next hero of that is the duck noise.
You're a genius.
Tempest.
You forgot to say Zelda actually.
zelda come on you like zelda right I mean
no
Ignis tongue
dump it
Ignis boom Ignis boom Ignis boom
I'm not gonna get it.
Ignis Tong.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tempest?
This looks like books to me.
Arrow.
We still need to burn it.
We're still need to burn books. Oh, we gotta get the fuck in here.
I think I burned the books.
Get the fuck out of here right now, okay.
Yeah, the books are done.
Where do we go? Help computer. Where do we go?
Tempest.
Updog.
Dog.
Arrow.
I don't know. I see it up there, but we can't get up there.
Stir, we're cooked.
We're cooked, Stir.
We were talking like ducks the whole time and we were dying
It's over sir, Vinnie, I don't know where which direction it's up here. We can't we can't it's over
It's over
Oh shit. Ignis legs. Let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm ready. Go, let's extract, extract.
Quick ghost. It's gonna start picking us off one at a time. I can't believe we made
How the fuck, how the fuck do we make it?
Did we, did we die?
That's crazy guys!
Oh my god.
I
Think I I think I dodged her
She came for me, and I poof me stir stir. How did you get up there?
Updogs you did up dogs so you can chain up dogs with tempests
Yo, wait true combo. I just found the true combo. What's that? All right
push me up dog whoa what the heck yeah the super
So there's like a fucking commercial for soda. That's how crisp that sounded when you opened it. It was perfect
And I want a soda now have any soda oh
Dude, I didn't like that. I'd cook and I want one right now. It worked. I don't yeah
I haven't drank soda in months man, but I want one
Who's me?
They're
I don't know how I feel about that guy anymore wait you mean the genius from the 40s
I put a germa wand in the game and we'll go over kind of what kind of spells I want on it
but I get 115% of the revenue wow I get I get an extra 15% per item sold the
German DLC. Why am I always a chair? Well, no, if you just do poof me, poof anima.
wait sometimes I get it
Anima
Poop Anima
They knew what they were doing when they named that
Drink Anima
Hey guys, how you doing?
You just chilling out? Yeah, me too, me too
Are we good to go?
We're ready to go when you are
I think we're the most powerful wizards in the world we're actually it's kind of crazy
that we have not truly lost once this is the same shrink on this is the same one I'm actually
very impressed like and we're doing fuckface gaming and we're still winning it's it's really
quite impressive
we're playing on the game's journal
he got cut off just as he was doing his punchline
We just need if we had piss we could
Arrow arrow
Tempest
Oh, we're supposed to explode that with piss, but I don't think any of us have piss
custodian custodian
Ignis tongue
I can't kill it. I can't kill it guys. I can't kill it
Skeletons in it
custodia oh my god it that is a slime making that sound that is yeah we need we
need piss to destroy that
I do not have any I'm 96% I'm okay
Arrow. Tempest. Ignis Boom, Ignis Boom, Ignis Boom, Ignis Boom. Careful of that Ignis
Boom. Uh oh. Oh my god, is Jerma dead? No, he's okay.
What's beating?
oh
What did you do ah
It was bad it's bad we don't want to get close to that thing. It's not worth it. It's not worth it
It's easier for me to do that than it is to like speak normal.
i'd be any heels
uh... on now
camera i got
where you
i'm back here
let's be done
business boom business boom business boom
custodia
business boom
custodia
business time
uh...
You did it! You did it! You got it!
Nice job.
That's easier on my throat than doing any other type of Ignis. I swear to God.
Poof animal.
It's a poke disconnected.
Poke is gone.
Grab on.
I can't let it spill.
Grab on.
Ignis tongue.
hurray
huuuut
huuut
bitch
yeah
bitch
you
bitch
dick
pig
dick
pig
I don't know. I haven't seen any of them.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Great.
Stop dog.
Dog.
That dog.
Dog.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Look, it's Vita.
Still alive.
There's hope.
P.I.G.N.S. tongue.
B.I.G.N.S. tongue.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Arrow.
arrow
photo has been met
was a little what
in this time
I guess boom I guess boom I guess boom I guess boom I guess boom
Fuckers
I wish I could get to the extract if I can.
Move ready, yeah, we've met quota and then some.
in his tongue.
Lux Vita.
Arrow.
We're gonna revive Potion.
Arrow.
Hmm.
Can you revive Poke? I think I have to be near the body. Maybe?
I'm not dead.
Sherman thinks you're dead and wants to leave. I'm not dead.
No, no, I'm not dead.
Lux Vita.
Shit, Lux Vita.
I have really good wands. I have really good wands.
It's here. It's here. I got it. I got it.
Right? Or no? Huh?
Hey, we're help.
Oh good. Yeah. No, no, I'm good. I'm just where do we go south? Oh, no. I found it before.
I found it before. It's here. German. It's literally it's literally right here. Oh, we
did find it. Stir. I'm so sorry, but we are. Stirred dead. Stir was we were trying to find
He was confused of where to go and but we're good. Okay
I mean look at the
Yeah, look at the crystal ball
He's a frog he's a potion I
Think he's hiding from something. I don't know. I think he's probably freaking out because I left him
man I have a revive potion but I guess you can't use that until you get to the
body all you have to do is go in there and then he's he's close he's real
close he could make it stir no no it's going back ah we have a couple seconds
But yeah
It's a good try why did I leave him?
Because I said hey Vinnie's right here and he he left Vinnie so I was like wait we gotta get Vinnie
He's flying I mean that's cool I guess
All right, we we go we're gonna we're gonna do this
Yeah, we do all right stare. We're gonna get out of here. I
Swear to God if he shows up at the last second
Nah
Sorry, Stur.
I had to leave you, Stur.
I almost made it.
Well, Stur bugged out.
Hello?
I'm back in, I think.
Hey, there you are.
We can hear you.
Yo.
Hello?
I dc'd when Vinny was screaming.
It was funny.
Ah!
Then I just fatal error.
Right at the end, I drank whatever was in my hand
didn't let me fly I got my stuff back we got this though we got this I don't have
a wand it's stir I got you do you I have extra wand I'll give you one of my
ones I have oh what's this wand of minor oh that's the arcana not miners it's
Albert it's not minecraft I like you in one Albert strikes again this motherfucker
It's a Pismond, but hey, Sturrd, do you want a revive?
What's the astral one do?
No.
We need the Pismond.
We should re-roll this.
We need the Pismond.
We can't afford it anyway, but...
Astral eyes.
I guess we can.
We could sell a bunch of stuff in the basement.
I have a revive potion.
Do we want to bring that with us?
does anyone want it
we have two ways to revive, me and poke have revives
i do too, i found this in the last level
oh shit, maybe someone should hold it
i'll hold onto it
that is going insane, why?
why are they going insane, relax
it's fine, everything's gonna be fine
alright, we almost have the quota
when everybody's ready, let's...
I think it is to do it.
I'm going to buff myself.
Poof me.
Jesus is in your chat.
You won't answer his question.
Well, what if he really was, though?
Offer.
Why would he want my attention?
There's so many other things he could try to do right now,
rather than I'm going to be in a German's Twitch chat.
I'm going to ask him a question.
Hey, dude, do you like instant coffee?
Tree.
I like instant coffee.
Jerma, he liked the dollhouse tree.
Jerma's mouth.
I like instant coffee.
If that was our Lord's question, then that's my answer.
Instant coffee?
It's not bad.
A couple times I had some instant coffee.
It's OK.
it gets a job done
the little packets
k-cups
oh what's that called
there's like a european one everyone knows about
i'm not ready
nescafe
i heard that was
good stuff
that's good
packets are good
i still do the
curing
seems to work well enough for me
Oh dude Raven monolith offer Tempest
Oh, no, be careful guys. You can fall through.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you
Updoor
Alright, let's make it happen
Arrow, altar
Uh, Ignis ball
Grab on
Ravana.
Lux Vita.
Sounds like a Vegas casino.
The Lux Vita.
Lux Vita.
Jerma, did you ever gamble with the Lux Vita?
Oh yeah, a couple times.
Definitely, yeah. It's a cool place.
Lux Vita is not a bad...
I mean, it's a...
I mean, it's a dump.
a lot of I mean it's no circus circus but it's all right
I like it, I like it, I don't hate it
that was my one of my regrets was not going to circus circus to see how much
of a shit all it was
circus circus is the weirdest place there's magician selling
joke practical joke gum in a little kiosk area it's the weirdest place ever
I've seen the like just some of the spots I've watched tours of it on YouTube
Oh God, there's a gargoyle
Fuck
Up dog up dog up dog up dog up dog dog dog dog dog. I saved myself. Yeah. Wow
Lux Vita. Whoo. I'm okay with the hell. Thank you though. Astral eyes
grab on up
Can somebody kill this gargoyle?
I guess I think it worked, but let me try Ignis Tongue.
It doesn't work.
Piss only.
Oh, that...
There's somebody called Official Jesus Twitch.
That's not how that works.
Dude, I've had official Matt Damon in my chat for years.
Jesus underscore Vivo. Yeah, I've wow I haven't heard that word in a while
What happened to Vivo I
Tried to get my new album on there, and they just know and return my calls weird
Yeah, I need I'm just I don't know what I need
I need Twitch Jesus to help promote my album.
Arrow!
I don't know what that is exactly, but you know, that's cool.
Maybe one day.
Tempest!
Tempest.
Updog.
Ignis Boom.
Ignis Ball.
Offer.
Lux Vita.
Yeah I'm pretty sure TLC is back with all those like new shows like people eating weird things.
I just saw someone on the Aether couch.
Offer!
Oh you see, I'm by my watch.
Yeah my straight addiction sits back.
So I married a streamer. That's my favorite show.
That's a real one?
No.
Yeah, I like the yeah, I like the show where they have Jesus in the twitch chat room
No, no no pissers here
Tempest
Arrow
uh are these stairs supposed to be like this i think the world generation got glitched here
could be wrong i don't know
No.
Errow.
Huh.
Whoa, this is a- this is fucked.
Errow.
Yeah, that's what I thought, though.
It looks like World Gen's a little weird.
That is weird.
Up dog.
Two building parts intersecting.
Up dog.
Dog.
dog the dog dog error oh my god up dog
Up dog! Up dog!
Oh.
Hero.
Nirvana.
Sorry.
Nirvana.
Something's in my...
Wait, is that...
Nirvana.
Something in the way by Nirvana, but did you just sing something's in my ass?
Yeah.
shit I you know I've been streaming for 15 years and I never thought to do that
once
fucking something in my ass
yeah yeah oh man
Astoria
Nirvana Ignis tongue Ignis tongue
Yeah, that shit don't work
Arrow.
Stop talking.
Talk.
Arrow.
What's Vita?
What's that?
Alright, we need to get out of this room.
Oh my god, Ignis Tung!
Nice!
He's down here.
Oh my god, what's Vita?
Grab on.
What's up?
What's Vita?
Shake out him.
Wait, I said we have over $6,200!
We're gonna get out of here!
Tempest...
Tempest... uh...
I don't know where to go, I don't know where to see the exit.
I don't know.
It's hard to take anyone seriously when they sound small.
That one's alive.
Let's start again.
Merci.
Cool for the days.
Merci.
Oh, I can't!
Merci.
Merci. Merci.
Kelly.
Merci.
Let's meet up.
Up dog.
I found it. That guy's look, look, look, you see that I had there.
You see in the distance in the top there.
Oh, yes, that's it.
That's it. We just have to figure out how to get over there.
Maybe an up dog. We'll see.
Ah, shit.
I could do a uh
dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog come on dog
Okay, that's right here guys. Oh, yeah, hey, we're stir
He's probably messing around somewhere. Yeah, that guy's always doing his japes and stuff
Let us see
What is that? The Mercy spell?
You fly to the person?
You fly to the person? Oh, Merci.
Merci. If you go find him.
He is out there.
He's getting carried to us by that nice gargoyle.
Oh, he's gone.
He's just grabbed.
the whole thing yeah it's stupid you'll probably see it soon enough
hey wait look over the docking again oh thank you
I don't know if I have the swap move.
Offer.
Offer?
I'm sure I should talk to him.
I'm trying to stop this.
Hello, my alien.
He's doing the rapping.
So damn, you ass.
We've not lost once on this game, it's actually kind of crazy.
When do you win?
That was, remember the first time we played repo, we also went like 13 levels?
Yeah, it started getting boring with how well we were doing.
It we're owning.
Oh, focus, Edema.
Astral Eyes.
I think it is silly that this is making Vinny laugh literally a year after it was a meme.
Wait what?
in the way
Yeah, I think it was popular during bad bad time. Oh, man. I had never heard I think I think they did say something in my ass
Oh, I can't lose
It's kind of crazy
Astral eyes
Sometimes
Something in my ass was a meme.
You can laugh at whatever you want, doesn't matter.
It's not as out though.
The Germans said go as quickly as you can, Tempest.
Arrow.
Oh, bring up, bring everything with the wind.
Arrow.
Sorry, Vinnie.
It's okay.
I forgive you.
The raptor's gonna happen because he didn't wish Jesus' brother a happy birthday.
Did Jesus even have a brother?
me no wait did I hang on it I went to Catholic school I don't think he did see
now that you know that was that's that's the false temptation you've been
falsely temptated oh shit yeah yeah you you made the mistake of no you did make
a mistake you're good trust me I know this I'm a Catholic school boy
that's a big scary monster in there super creep to
link custodia where the moon disappeared to in the selfie cam
it's gonna get a cool picture with a gargoyle I totally forgot about the selfie
cam
hmm
Bob Bob Christ is that his brother's name? Are you dead? Ignis tongue
Ignis tongue
Throw them over the edge little bro
Lux Vita
Historia
Ignis Tong
Nice
Oh! Shit, sorry
I can't see shit. That is a very intense effect. The Custodia effect.
it's probably like I get it
yeah it's a little too intense in my reckoning
that tiny voice
it's so funny
who did I just send to the nether?
Swap. Tempest. Arrow.
Oh, Ignis tongue!
Ignis boom, Ignis boom, Ignis boom!
I'm not gonna die.
Lux Vita.
Up Dog.
Fuck's sake.
I don't think one of them, anything.
Wait.
Up Dog.
up dog, up dog,
kill the portana,
Corpus Anima.
Vida.
Anima.
Vida.
Ani...
Oh my god.
up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
like glitched on stir
is anybody still alive?
stir is fucking glitched up here
Damn, 221 seconds.
I feel like everybody's dead.
Shit.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Corpus, Altus, Lumen, Oculus, Enema, Vire, Corpus, Altus, Gullumen, Oculus, Enema,
Vita
Tempest
Yeah guys we welcome back yep now what
Are we are we throwing
Are we throwing?
We have six hundred dollars, dude.
That old voice is weird.
It's been...
Up dog!
Dog!
Tempest!
Up dog dog dog tempest
Oh god stop no
It's fine.
Lux wieder.
Oh my god.
Ignis, boom!
Fuck!
Ignis, boom!
I had him dropped!
You fuckfaces, I need that wand!
No!
Both of my wands, they took!
Lux Vita!
Did they steal them, or did they drop them?
Or did I-
Fuck!
Fuck.
Hello?
Hey!
I made it.
I mean, you made it.
Let's go we got this
Yeah
I already did
What do you think? Are we good on this one?
And you want to try some bogos?
Yeah
Want a bogo?
I'm going to bogo. I like games like this
But the problem is they can just go forever
So...
Yeah, it's okay
I need the mod that has 10 more wands
Yeah
I need 10 more wands
More like dude
What's that game?
What's that game with the wands?
No, I don't.
I really enjoyed it.
There goes that.
All right, I guess we're doing bogos binted
Real game by the way
Okay bogos it had LEDs and everything on it
It was cool. I spent a lot of time on it. What game was it?
We're talking about that thing with the little toilet I made into my chair
I had like orange and red in LEDs on it to big look cool. Okay. There's a big hole in the
I've actually like stepped in it accidentally. Yeah, I was getting out of the chair. What is this game?
Bogos been my brothers. Oh
He played this one already. I didn't play bogos binted at all. I swear
If there's aliens it I played this
I have no recollection of this game other than Alien.
I heard there is some fun game mode stuff we can play for a little bit and see what you
guys think.
I'm going to pee, I'll be right back.
You're not going to pee.
Okay.
You haven't pissed yet?
I've pissed a million times.
Go piss, girl.
I just said it ten seconds ago.
Go pee.
Now.
You haven't even stood up yet.
I'll hold it.
I'm good.
We're ready.
No, you don't have to hold it, dude.
You can piss yourself.
Did he go?
All right.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to piss myself.
All right, waiting for the stir-host.
You get to make a cool alien. You customize your own alien. It's neat.
This game is $200?
Uh-huh.
The lengths I go for you guys.
How do you change your alien?
I think once we get in game, we can do that.
Reg was saying, one of my mods was saying there's a good game mode that we would enjoy.
Create Lobby.
You've definitely played this. Yeah, I think you're right. I have. Yeah.
I played it like a demo a year ago or something.
Can you explain what the name of the game means?
Um, I'm kind of a newbie to this one, but you've heard of logos printed?
No.
Logos printed, I think is some kind of catchphrase of was it staples or
something photos printed I'm not don't ask me sir I don't know what I'm talking
about okay monster wake up wake up man bogos binted meme
did you get your photos printed bogos binted sort I don't get it dog all right
and
no start you do in the lobby host
the guns the downloading the games when you could do it
I just got it
I got you got to do it
I got
there's a key here
that's the lobby key
lobby is created in a second you use the lobby key join on me
and to that
there you go
and joining right now
I have no idea what this game is. Holy shit.
Well, you played it.
Dude, I have no recollection of this. I just remember. Okay, here's what I remember. I
I remember the aliens looking gleby.
I remember nothing else of the game play.
I guess I thought you really needed.
It's fine.
Yeah, dude, you went to Area 51 for me.
Here's the coincidence.
I didn't I didn't know I was there until I got there.
Now, he went to a place that sold some area like Area 51 alien merch.
You know, it was just silly.
But and then he was nice of him. He bought me some some key chains and stuff
Yeah, how quickly did those go in the trash? No, I stood I have them. I have them. I cherish them
Yeah, he doesn't hate you, bro, you're a little bit of me
Yeah
What game mode do we want to do guys?
Zogborp, Zinky Zoodle, Bebel Meep, Vorp or Zoggy?
That's a good question.
What did your mom say that was good?
I don't remember.
Reg is not here at the moment so I can't ask him.
Chad, what do you think?
What should we play?
What game mode should we start?
There's a couple.
Uno
Zvorf is the best do it last okay, so let's do Zogblorp. Let's do that one. Okay
All right, we're ready. I love a couple aliens just being bros. I
Think you guys the germ is just got a ready up and then we're good. I think he's still being
poke is your
Avatar an actual alien
That's sick.
I just have glasses on right?
No, I mean on steam.
It's like an animated one.
Nice.
This is the game for you.
Have you ever checked how much steam credits you have?
How do you do that?
Oh my god, you should check right now.
Go to Steam, and then you go to, where is it?
We got to start the call again.
Chat, is this a game that requires voice chat in-game?
Like, is there GleeBee sound effects and shit, or no?
Beep
You know on steam go to store hover over store and you go to point shop
Store
Point shop I
Have six hundred eighty eight thousand points
Yeah, you could buy anything there
Some cool stuff there
Wait, where does it show how many?
Top left
850,000
Jesus
I'm at 3.2 million
Polk, what the fuck? How many games do you have in your library?
Everything
He's got it all
Oh my god
You're a gamer, Polk
You even got bogos bint it
Dude, that was really weird, I could not join the call
I had to quit discord and restart all of discord
That was very odd
This is a Void game that we should be Void-ing, apparently a chat was telling me that it's
good Void.
Should we do you want to turn off our, um, maybe you can you hear me in game?
What's where you start here?
No, I can't.
How are you talking game?
Let's start the game.
Hey, what if we just started the game?
about now can you guys hear me in game
hello
alright i'm gonna admit the call you just have to
configure your ship you should be good
alright guys
what is the game
um...
What do we have to do?
I have no idea.
Waxen removes all special cards.
Alien cut the rules are also alien.
What the hell are you about to do?
You're doing drugs!
Don't go over the number in the middle.
I'm being told so we don't want to go over 13
over 19 now you're good i think oh over now okay
okay i see okay
we just throw me
yeah how are you smoking also stir i can't hear you if you're a poke and stir
you guys aren't communicating
You guys ever read old times?
No, I think you might want to click it on toggle.
I was saying cool shit, I was like...
Sturridge, your turn, get a card!
Any card.
What'd you put?
the
I got a random I just passed it off to you okay hey hey hey hey what I didn't do that
why did I do that I didn't press that button I was gonna play it down the card what did
Just do to me
So you are not talking oh, I thought you stir I was trying to spin stir
Oh, there you go. I hear you now, sir.
Hey, hey, German, click on your pigeon.
OK. Pigeon, what I why are we binting?
What is what has been thing?
I don't even know how to put a card down.
You just like it, man.
You got this.
Oh, big mistake, buddy.
Oh, my, you killed it.
Hey, good luck.
Sorry, dude.
Stirrer, you're in trouble.
Stirrer's dead.
Wait, what was that?
Reps.
I don't know, I didn't even press anything.
Stop spitting on me!
How do you spit?
Oh, I got smoke weed, I can't, I don't have...
Oh, I do have spit, never mind.
The video, you're in trouble.
No, you're right.
No, I'm not.
Oh!
Smart man, I'm so close to winning
Just fucking game
Feel like you can't like look like the cars you can't pick
This is
What is the card on the table?
You're in trouble. It's adding plus two to whatever you do.
Oh no.
I still don't get it. What do I do here?
I blocked it.
Really, where do you get all these special cards?
I just got lucky. My bogos got binted real early.
I've never played you know what you do I'm not inflating my zero I'm not inflating my
damn head that's for sure what's up scare
Stir if you're talking how we can't hear you. I'm humbling to myself. Oh
Bulk you have to inflate your head
Explode not yet. Yeah
We get a new round of cards and a new round of drinks
22 is the number this time
You don't know how this is played no, okay
the in the middle that's the out of 22 22 22 if you go over that you're gonna
inflate your head if the goal is to stay under 22 whatever you have in your
hand let me let me explain wait oh so you just I oops I just saved your life
let's just put it that way yeah I think you think you did
What?
It's just a bunch of fuckface cards.
Just play the highest card you possibly have.
Yeah, why is the music so sad?
I don't know.
Don't you listen?
Yeah, I would listen to, like, non-sad music if I was on the moon playing cards.
I'd be like, this would be great.
This would be a great time.
I you want how many times you want to do this I just say I just try I just try to
save your life and you just threw it back at me
oh it ain't that deep you probably got its numbers it's just numbers and
special cards I don't know is my turn
everyone's turn sudden death why why oh my god
dude that's my brain oh that was did you
here okay I'm gonna think about something really crazy I'm gonna spit it
into your brain do you okay all right all right cheesecake do you think you
hear cheesecake in your head wait you told me that you said it out loud
oops try again try again poke it's your turn I don't know but let's go go ahead
guys I'm fucked it up you are come on dude
stairs fucking dead I don't know what that is what does that mean I'm
forcing you to play a random card so therefore you oh boy lucky lucky you got
luckiest fricks y'all heads are big I get a germa how do you like it when I do
this to you I'll click the radio next to you
where's the radio I don't know but someone said you could press it
did the chat lie I don't know I think it's like is it not it's the last words
the blue thing that was next to me chat members we're all the same page now no
no we're not well I mean if you lose this time you're dead
Alright man, okay
Fuck my shitty cork life
Why you do what are you doing? Are we all dead the suicide pack?
what the fuck some poke wins oh wait no what poke wins you won how is your
head still how is it not exploded I don't know my shagando it's just that smart
all right well that was Zogblorp this is Zinke Zoodle Zoodle Zinke Zoodle hello yeah hi
there's a way to set the voice to toggle by the way
That's so weird.
Are there any other games?
Yeah.
No.
Wait, can you hear me?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Guys?
Played with three cards.
You throw one, you draw one, you must play card equal or higher than the last.
You don't have anything you inflate your head.
of any value yes cool instructions yeah dude or bigger than the one that's on
the table yeah like any card no it's got to be equal or bigger or you use your
special fuckface card
do it do it do it do it they still can't hear you guys can you hear me
I can hear you.
Oh, yeah, now they can hear me.
We can...
Do you guys hear me?
Do it!
Hey, stop fucking spitting!
Okay, I thought I was going to die!
That was my eye!
I actually hit my eye and it covered my spine!
Hey, what the f-
No!
Play your damn card after each other!
Why can't we drink the beer?
Wow, the Unxtion's finally happening!
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Dude, that's crazy!
I can't match that.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
What are your eyes doing, Dad?
Smoke.
you got anything folk you have five seconds to make your
to play I think if you can't do anything you just have to inflate your head
there you've got nothing something 12 or higher
Are you serious? What's your problem?
Benny, what are you doing over there?
Watch. Keep watching.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Special card.
Oh, dude, what? You got... What happened to Polkamp?
I don't know, someone got arrested. I arrested poke I think.
Thank you?
I don't know.
Is that good or bad?
I'm not sure.
German, how do you extend your neck?
Uh, hold right, uh, mouse.
Ah, that's too bad.
It would be a shame if I had a 12.
He's gonna make a great video.
Aw, I had no valid cards.
I
What is up everybody, oh
The famous radio voice today I will I can't pick it
Oh Dan that's starting high
It is it is certain high
You know how I do it
Already bombing this thing, okay
I get alien is amazing. There's a lot of strategy
We're back
Vinny are we gonna see another head inflation from you?
Probably.
I got nothing.
My mom says game needs work.
Your mom is right.
Oh shit.
Wait, does your mom watch us play Deadlock?
Come on.
I think so.
No!
Let's see.
Yeah
13
Bro, you just dropped a 13? Oh my God.
Get that head nice and inflated.
Man, I swear to God, I've seen this in my dreams.
At the time in Connecticut, I thought I got abducted.
I hate that I have to do this, but I have to do this.
Missed.
of
the
of
the
I
Hope you can blow up your freaking duck you freak
Hey, I know you hear me
Sturds just like
This mom it doesn't want him playing this game with us anymore
Like I know what's happening
Oh man!
Alright, bye guys.
How's it going?
No, I'm still alive.
You're just bugging out.
You like it?
Right click.
Yeah, hell yeah.
The stirrer is so incredibly locked out right now.
Why wouldn't you play that?
I'm gonna spit in pokes burger
No!
And then he does it.
By the time it's my turn on I'll get the fucking loop again this game is easy look at this.
I don't know what's happening.
I poke, what are you doing?
What the fuck?
Another 13!
That's weird.
There's no way you can go higher than a 13.
A 40?
Fuck.
You know, I'm not getting my low cards out.
I'm being on this people.
No.
Fuck.
very high game will start
over for me
it's okay
I got nothing
my pads suck
I have to click it
stir you good
I don't think he's good.
I think he's...
Yeah, I think he's concentrated.
He doesn't play Slay the Spire. I thought...
I thought Sturlock Slay the Spire.
I think he walked away.
Oh, no, he's here.
He's here.
Sorry.
You're muted.
Did I kill you Vinnie?
Uh, I don't know.
Apparently his game is barely working.
Yo, he said he's having trouble streaming the game.
Huh?
You a laggy for you, sir?
It's just too hard.
I'm just not good.
I'm just falling in the panther because I'm not good at it.
better and there's a good gloop mode we have to do the gloop mode yeah I just
stream slave stir he has a four a three and we can remember three
all right guys on three everyone spit on no i'm not saying a name where are we going
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Can we spit monster?
Alright everybody spit on Vinny.
3, 2, 1, spit.
I just...
get it again.
I'm okay big number.
Alright.
Ohhhh.
What are you doing?
us who would blow up that fucking deputy right now stir is winning the game
right now yeah like pretty handedly to he's not doesn't even have to like put
any effort into it thank you sir what what effort is there I got three cards
It's like a roguelike, pick Cereig.
It's a good bomb scenario there.
What's this chat message?
I think if they match.
Okay.
Wow.
I'm going to be the one going.
Okay.
Wow.
I know.
Starrer, what are you doing?
There's no skill tree, so Starrer isn't interested, I'm being told.
Oh, come on, man.
Why do you always get that card?
I'm fucking dead.
I'm ready.
I'm not pressing it.
I'm ready.
Ah!
Oh, God.
Did we get my...
I think I'm a cute little alien.
I saw you in Reels earlier.
wheels earlier. How was that? It was kind of fun. I got some some decent ones. Oh,
stirring. No way you're gonna wait a minute.
What the? I wonder. I know what you're doing.
I'm gonna have play game, I'll give you an alien.
Yeah, I'm gonna breast.
Now you can put off your own card.
Yeah, poke, I can tell you this, but uh...
See you in hell.
Yeah, but guess what? Guess what? Boom!
What?
Oh no, I don't know how, but how do I play?
We're gonna blow them up.
What the fuck, dude? That's so dumb.
That's a stupidest garden jam.
I hate giving it so funny.
Whoa!
He died.
Wow.
I swear his head is smaller than mine.
Yeah, wait wait!
I have a plenty of head!
His head was smaller than mine.
Is it just random?
What the heck?
Cause like, dude, your head right now, Germa.
Fucking insane.
It spammed right click.
It was like a fucking mushroom.
Oh, he's just kidding himself.
It's Russian roulette, apparently, yeah.
Oh, it's funny.
What do you do about that, Claude?
I'll tell you what I do about that.
Come on.
What is that?
Five?
They won't notice if I inflate my cranium by one inch each week.
You guys' mouths still move.
Wait, doesn't it?
Yes.
You have to go again!
Oh, it reset. Oh, this is terrible.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
Ball goes vintage!
Not yet!
No way, dude!
Oh, yeah, no, you're fine!
There's a chance of dying!
Yeah.
Because I got an achievement.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty.
Oh, this is bad for you.
This is bad for me?
Yeah, I got a really bad part for you.
Oh my god, no press that button again
Well, what about speaking of blowing? Wow
Good luck Wow
13
You guys ever see that video where the guy counters the toy truck, you know with like pulling out a sombrero or whatever
No
And they just keep going and going.
No.
This is like, this is like a pie bun versus a UB.
It ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen.
It ain't gonna happen.
Let's see how big that head gets.
I don't lose!
I'm so happy that Ster pressed that button and killed himself.
And now your reward poke you get to live with that head the rest of your life
Pretty cool
Trust me on this one guys trust me on this one the next game mode is gonna be fucking cool
We're gonna play. I know we're you know the energy is a little low. We're gonna play
Each round one secret warp tries to blend in
No, no, no
Ready up fuck, they can't hear me
Hello guys hello
Hi
Okay guys, I can't speak in the intermissions for some reason.
Each round someone will get selected as the Vorp.
The room receives a clue in 16 words, trying to sniff out the imposter.
Hey, what do I do?
I don't know.
What does this have to do with anything?
I don't know.
What, weren't we supposed to get a clue?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
Yo, there's like, hot aliens.
Where?
Take a look around.
Yeah.
You're mutated.
You're unmutted.
Hey, press B.
I don't know why we did in-game did I show my okay show my no what should I not show
you this I don't know war across
think we need a round to go by stir you didn't write anything on your board I don't know
I don't know how, I don't know how to play, I don't know what we're doing.
I don't get this either.
One user doesn't know which word is red.
They're trying to guess which one it is from the other people's guesses.
Okay, okay.
Floating time.
How do we click out? How do we vote?
Okay.
You click this. It says harass on this.
Oh, you have to click on.
Okay. You have to click on each other.
Who do you think the Vorp is?
I think the Vorp is Sturk. He just doesn't know how to play.
Not enough votes.
Poke didn't point at anyone.
I didn't point.
Okay.
So the warp doesn't see a red word.
You're trying to signal to everyone else who knows what the red word is without giving it away.
Do you see a red word? I don't see a red word.
I see a red word.
Wait, so then you're the bad guy.
guy no but germite said for fun his helmet what okay it's gonna be
It's definitely a milk scenario here.
Why milk?
Because milk, in the same, it's in the category milk juice smoothie lemonade.
Milk juice smoothie lemonade, as they're all thick liquids that, well, juice can be thick.
It could be you know certain types of apple cider is thick
Okay, stick smoothies are thick lemonade is actually pretty runny
I'm gonna go milk
And that's my final answer
I don't
I
Don't know that's a forp thing to do that's already fucking board
That guy's so forp right now. No, I'm I yeah, somebody has to go
Oh, you need a shot.
Stir it didn't even vote.
It's a hundred percent stir.
I clicked Vinny.
I'm accused as the Vorp.
You're dead.
I wasn't the Vorp.
Yeah you were.
You write clues to each other to help weed out the forb.
Okay so you don't say the word, you don't write the red word, you allude to it.
Do we all have the same red word?
I don't know.
I don't see the word.
Okay I was the forb last time, the whole time.
What?
I don't see a red word. That's why I was confused what was going on.
So I don't see a red word. I don't see one this time either. So that must mean
I think we have to talk. I get it. We're supposed to talk to each other.
Right. Without saying what the word is out loud. Okay, stairs being useful.
This is one of those games where somebody has to explain it to you before you can play it.
Everyone has the same red word, signal you know the red word without letting the warp know the red word.
I get it, okay, so whoever the warp is, you're supposed to signal to each other like, hey, cauldron, let's say the red word was lantern.
Well then no, why wouldn't you just all write the word and then say 3, 2, 1, flip and the one guy who can't do it is the warp.
I don't get it, sir.
That's on Warmsman-like conduct.
Game solved.
I don't get it, sir.
It's like charades.
The Vork has a chance to parry by guessing the right word.
Okay.
Okay, well let's stir. That's the Vork, I think.
What?
I'm not voting.
After everything?
It's not even letting me click the vote.
Because you're the Vork.
I was the Vork.
I knew it.
Okay.
Let's try this again.
Let's try this for real.
Let's try it for real.
Oh my god, these fucking, oh my god.
So, whatever is read, we don't want the vorp to know that word.
We don't want to write that one.
So everybody write it down and then no to one flip. No, you're not supposed to let the warp know either because they have a chance to guess and
If they guess the correct word they live so you have to only allude to it. Okay. Okay. It's poke turn. So you allude
You're supposed so you're supposed to talk you're supposed to say hey, man, I got this ailment
And it is bad.
I just don't get it.
I just don't. I don't know what to do with it.
I don't understand.
I was looking at it. I was thinking hard.
Okay. So, I got that illness.
And that illness is causing me...
Yeah, just tighten it.
Yeah, you're doing all right? You need a doctor?
All right, I was going to explain that.
I get, you know, when your headache is really bad,
you get a migraine. You get them sometimes.
I get them right in the back of my eyes and in my ear.
All right.
We're just playing wrong.
I don't think any of us understand what we have to actually do.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure what you just said has nothing to do with what was read for me, so I'm pretty sure...
Vinny, do you know what's going on?
It's Jerma.
No, I think I get it, and I think it's Jerma.
It's Der.
It's 100% Jerma.
I think I think I do too.
Okay.
Describe the red word. If the warp guesses the red word from your descriptions, he wins.
Hey, but if I describe what that word is, isn't he just going to get it anyways?
Okay, let's say the, let's say COVID-19 is the thing.
If I say, oh, it was a really bad thing about like 2020, right? Wouldn't it just do like I know what that is?
Nobody knows what's happening, why are we doing it?
Other games suggested that we're agreed upon before this game.
This Dremel?
It was not, it was...
Every week dude, it was...
I said let's play yap-yap in this other game, and Vinny said okay, both actually.
And we're in Bogo's bintet right now.
Why do we not read on stuff?
I just downloaded Bogos Binti. That was presented to me.
Yeah, I'm not from Bogos.
You want to try Bogos?
I liked it. I think it's fun.
Okay.
It's a small animal.
This is a small animal.
of the chicken brain. Why are you explaining it right now? It's not even your turn. I
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
My stomach.
It's just straight up raw chicken.
Straight up raw chicken.
I got you.
I got you, Vorp.
That means you're the Vorp.
Yeah, you're the Vorp.
Yeah, you're totally the Vorp.
Why would you care about what I was saying about chicken?
200 million IQ plays stirs the Vorp.
Everybody vote for this motherfucker at the end of the round.
Thank you very much.
I'm gonna write this word.
It's stir.
Oh, man.
It's stir.
I don't know. Oh man, I don't know. It's definitely stir.
It has to be. Why are you all pointing at me?
I don't know. I don't think, you know. Oh my god.
What? It really was stir.
He wrote my mistake all the time like in every other game. So like you know, I thought now you get the point
It's someone that you want. Oh
Why I was on your side. I didn't know what the button did
Why did I write that I cuz I don't know what wait alright, so start talking
Alright, so there's this straight in that calendar sink CD as mask donal fence. You know what I'm saying donal
So, do I write the one in red?
No, you- you-
Pfft.
Hahahahaha.
Hmm.
I'm kidding.
Hmm.
Uh.
I'm honest, you're trying before you die.
I think I'm having a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke.
It's like I'm getting it now. It makes sense. Trust me.
Ask me, CD.
For the first time ever, scientists observe negative IQs, is this a chapter?
My bogus is bended.
You spelled the donut wrong.
Why'd you write the donut?
I just got the game right now. Yep. I literally just got it. Yeah, I got it. I got a couple minutes ago
Dude, it just snapped it
This is so fucking stupid
Explain did everybody else here thought you had to write these words on the fucking sheet you know
No, no.
You can write any word.
You have to write something that is lewd to the word in red.
You can write any word.
And the vorp has to pretend.
D'oh, sir doesn't get it.
You've been writing jokes this whole fucking time.
Oh, so I write the word again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You elude to it.
You elude that you know.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, is it poke?
I actually know how the game works now, completely.
There's no votes.
Not enough votes.
Who, oh god, who was it this time?
Don't have a red word, you're the Vorp.
You don't have to write the exact word.
No, if you say the red word, then the Vorp gets a chance to guess it, and then he wins.
Yeah, you can't say it. You have to allude to it.
Let the others know that you ain't the Vorp.
I don't see the red word.
Alright, Vorp.
I don't think he gets it, it's not even a real word!
I don't get it, but I gotta laugh!
I just...
I really stir.
Oh my god.
You good?
Oh, no, no, he'll get it.
It looks like the Vorb didn't have enough info to go on because of me, so I was too...
Now he knows he's caught!
That's the, I got caught killing a kid laugh.
That's what he does when he killed those kids.
I don't know man, okay, honestly, how many he's not playing the game, but I am playing
But that is so vague that you it almost has to be you folk
What but also Vinny's is like wouldn't even breathe dude?
Oh, I see I see what you wrote I see what you wrote that's kind of horseshit. It's it's been a
What it's been a no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, it's on it actually has to be
Yeah, that's a warp, no.
That's, I'm telling you, I'm not the warp dog.
Got him.
Shit.
I trusted you.
I told you.
I fucking trusted you too.
I got, hey, I hit him.
You misled me, didn't you?
I did, I hit him, I hit him with it.
All right.
All right, wait, what is your turn right now now I have to guess the word
All right, what was the word
Shit
Yes, I wrote smoke and bones
Sorry, I got me
It's not making me hungry
What the fuck is that?
You know that.
No one knows.
Hmm.
Warm.
Oh, I think all of these are warm.
Yeah, that's a body type answer.
Hmm.
fuck both of you, get off me, I'll jump across the table and bite your fucking neck right
now
you too soon German
alright alright alright, that's last one, settle down, settle down, settle down
you forgot to vote I think
Oh my god guys. Oh shit. You're twisting my balls. Oh shit.
See ya.
Why?
What?
I guess you can't warp with two people I guess
Oh
Hey nice
Wait, wait, no, no.
No, not that one.
No.
The other one.
This one?
No, actually the first one.
This one?
Your first guy.
Yeah.
You're right. Thanks, bro.
No, not that one!
I wanted to leave anyway!
Why is the TV on that wonderful basking in the sun?
We figured it out like the very last two rounds.
Yeah.
Uh...
so good what what's the deal what are we doing I say next time we play Barone that's my vote
I'm down.
I played. What are we doing tonight, though?
What we we guys want to do?
We got that scary game.
We could do a lot of scary game.
What's a scary game?
Species unknown or something.
Is it just a lethal company?
I don't know if it's on the list
There's also Beeple Meep and Zoggy
What?
Beeple Meep?
No, it's game modes and-
What do you want?
Yeah, stir. What stir? How do you feel? You're the one you were very upset.
Mimo stirs the only one here still in bogos.
I didn't realize everyone left.
Yeah, we're they bogo Darla.
And it's funny, Warp started getting kind of good right at the end there.
I'll say those games you got a little liar.
You gotta play those a few times before you really get it.
Once you get it, you just like I looked up when you wrote pizza.
I was like, oh my God, I understand the whole game now.
Yeah.
Well, sir, do we play more? Do we end the stream? What do you think, buddy?
I don't know. How long do you guys want to stream?
If there's something you guys want to do, I'm good to hang out.
If not, then we can do something again another time. I'm down for whatever.
Do you guys like eat at your computers and stuff?
Yeah.
I think I'm ordering right now.
I had like the worst Taco Bell of my life today because I was in a rush to get back
to the, you know, to get home for the stream.
And it was just like a bell order.
I mean, a number of different things.
I don't have one specific order, but you know what I did?
I did like a steak chalupa and I did two just soft beef and the chalupa was
stale and there and the something was off.
Like it's just weird.
It was just weird.
So I don't know.
that is good
sometimes you get two
and if you're feeling crazy
you get a Doritos Locos taco
yeah dude
I haven't had that in probably a year and a half
I haven't had any fast food
smart
it's not that I don't want it
it's just kind of completely abstain from it
yeah I avoid
I avoid
Yeah, I avoid fast food, and then I make fucking abomination cookies, so.
I just rolled up too far on the discord, I just saw them again.
Yeah, I just made new ones yesterday too. They were also weird.
Still I fight?
Almost, yeah, they were just kind of shit. They just look like shit.
Some pictures?
Sure, you know what, yeah.
My chat is like, they're so done with my shit right now, they're like so sick of these fucking cookies.
It is really fun.
I'll throw you a couple more cookies and then we'll figure something out, I guess.
But, Polk, what are you playing TBC? What's your deal? What's your schedule on TBC?
What's your poison, Polk?
Oh, wow, that looks, that looks disgusting.
Yeah.
Those peanuts?
nuts. No, that's just the cookies through the air fryer holes.
It is awful, man. Yeah.
You know how tasty they were? They were really good.
Why don't you make like a flat pizza cookie and then have the drop on it?
Oh, like like the whole thing across the whole thing.
Yeah, just make a huge flat bread on the bottom and just have a
top layer just all drop. Yeah.
You can cut it later to make like little cookies.
Yeah, I like that. Okay. Got. Thank you, poke
So what are you thinking you guys want to play World of Warcraft?
You know you can if you want
Stir, why don't you make a decision if you'd like to because we forced you to bogus bent
I'm gonna go
With what Vinny said
And then we're going to play yap yap or the fishing thing
Want to do the fishing thing we just did the yap yap. Yeah
Do you guys all but we get this fishing game, what's the game? What's the name of it?
Skrull fishing with your fish hunters
Is that this is a stir special right stir was like let's go
Well, all right Barone next week you guys are into Barone next week
We're walking on me check. Let me check. Let me check
Does anyone play Neo yet Neo 3 I
Did the full demo is really good. Yep. I recommend I love Neo 2 I
Try it out. I know not of these games, but I'll take your word for it
I'm done for Barone or Barone next week.
I'm free.
We also could play, you know, we've wanted to do the Warcraft 3 custom games for a while.
That would be kind of fun to do too.
I do want to do that.
And I know we've delayed.
It seemed like kind of a pain in the butt to get it set up, but I really want to just do it.
If I spend some time over the next few days getting it ready, would you guys want to do that too?
Yes. Okay. Yes, sir. Yeah, so Barony and that one next week. Barony and Warcraft 3
custom games is kind of, I guess, what's up next. Okay. Alright, cool. So are we
to lock it in? Are we extracting ourselves from the internet? I think I
might go play that bear. I'm gonna go play that berry game for like another 30
minutes or so. Oh, God, is it that addicted to do it? It's great. It's awesome.
Should I fucking play it tonight? You should get it right now. I have it. I bought it.
Unironically, it is probably going to be as simple and as fun as it is. It's probably one
of the most fun games I've played in at least this year. Oh, no.
So I'm worried I'm going to get addicted to it, dude.
It's definitely worth getting addicted to. It's also it's a fun game just to you can just talk
Over it is just one of those.
Hey, this is a game in the background,
but I'm talking about my favorite way that I make salmon.
But I mean, none of the matter.
Yeah.
So like, do we all play the very game separately on our streams
but are in a call together?
I mean, I'm just going to I'm going to open it right now.
I mean, people, I guess I'm just going to hang out.
I'm going to run a while.
I feel so bad for stir.
Port guy wanted to play his fishing game
They're open very very very
I'm not it's late. I'm just gonna play Neo tomorrow
I was looking forward to playing Neo today, but they did a weird like it releases February 15th
And then it is like one minute before midnight
Or February 5th
Or whatever so you're gonna stop streaming you're gonna keep going it's
No, I'm done. If we're not doing anything, I'm done.
Alright. We got some fun stuff to do.
I'm going to try to really... I'm going to go
super deep into the Warcraft 3 stuff, so at this time next week, we should be
able to do it. I'll get a bunch of maps. I'm totally down. If we can't do next week,
I can't do the week after, so we just have to figure that out.
But yeah, cool. Alright, well, I'll go play some Barry game.
I'll message you after like 45 minutes and let you know what I think of it.
Does that sound good?
Yeah, dude, definitely just give me your, it could be one word.
All right, that's all we need to hear.
What just one to three words and we'll, or you might even forget because you're going
to be too addicted.
You're going to forget to say anything because you're going to get so addicted to it.
Oh my God.
I got shit to do tonight.
All right, fine.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I got it.
All right.
All right, I love you guys and all that.
It's fun.
I love you more.
Good day.
It's good to see you guys.
Have a good or a good night.
Yeah, good night.
It was really fun.
All right.
Have a good night.
See you later.
Bye, bye.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
All right.
Well, I guess Barry Bros are going to win,
because I'm going to play this game.
the
man i was gonna get going early
any warning of the heavy heart on getting into games of the previous very in for like
today straight
All right, just give me one second, one second here.
Let me make sure everything's good.
Should be fine.
All right, Barry Bros.
Here we go.
Barry, Barry, Barry.
And this is like really, you know, one of those horribly addictive games that I was afraid of.
But let's do 144.
We're going to probably increase the sensitivity.
Huh, that still looks choppy to me.
Maybe it's doing that on purpose.
No, that's weird.
Press E to pick up berries.
Enable vSync.
think. Yeah, I had it on a moment ago and it's really choppy. My monitor is 144, yeah.
120 maybe.
The camera movement is specifically locked to a lower FPS.
Dev said they're looking into it.
a bit of bank your money you don't want to stay up too late. Very buddy plus.
That's fine.
You can hold E to pick up coins easier.
What kind of sick person makes a game like this?
What do I do with this?
okay?
There's a very strict limit.
Is that just a bury buddy?
You can pick up money after night.
I'm trying really hard to get the berry buddy in here, but that's not the point, he produces
more berries.
Do you understand chat?
You don't remove him, you just bury the berries.
That's why you bury the berries, you bury them because the guy shoots them, he shoots
them and then you bury them you did it we're bros we're winning very bros the
hole grows larger you're doing great
Oh
Whoa, you dropped five bucks down the hole that can happen. Oh
No
My god, you're gonna be careful
Should I be picking up coins or no?
Should I wait until after the night?
Pick them up at the end.
Oh, wow.
Frozen in the air.
Berry buddy plus.
Move the hole, will the hole.
Blueberry.
Increased day length.
Unlock vacuum.
Suck up and shoot multiple berries.
I don't know if these are like oh it's just another one no we definitely need a vacuum
We absolutely need vacuum.
Oh, is that a golden one?
Whoa!
That's good. I think it's five.
pretty good
Um star wand no we need vacuum definitely need vacuum
Don't control to charge a blast at least to fling objects in front of you
Hold E to suck up berries.
How many berries can you hold?
varies this this is what am I why am I playing this why am I playing this and
And why is it good?
It's good.
Star orb generator creates star orbs from berries put in whole.
Dopamine escalation. Shut up and press buttons. Okay.
How do I get rid of the tutorial signs?
The hole is not big enough for them.
whoa thing whoa we didn't do so great that time
It's damn signs.
I missed the gold one.
He already forgot he could use his hands.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
I got rid of another sign chat this is this is really engaging it shouldn't be but it
it is. Move the hole.
Press Q to set a destination. Oh, you manually move the hole.
the
it's got a limited range
double top double tap the stop movement
it's based on the berries
that the whole looks very foreboding at night I don't know what kind of like
cosmic horror is happening in this game
I can't really even keep up with the berries. There's just too many being produced. Oh my
I need that hole to get bigger, man.
of
the
money is for us OK we could do better we're going to get an upgrade I think
tonight
we will get
star wand
Jerma should make a tournament out of this. He probably could somehow throw star one of Berry buddies to upgrade them at the cost of star orbs
What
Can afford a buddy upgrade raspberry bros
You can just grab and throw the star balls.
Oh you can?
Oh.
Wow. Oh no, the earnings are getting really, really high now.
You know what? Of course, Thurma would like this game. Of course.
What happens if the money falls down the hole?
It can't.
It just jumps back out, okay.
Yeah, just as we stopped playing warp, I was like, oh, I understand warp now that could
be fun with the right people with like a little bit of patience. I mean reg
recommended it maybe one day we'll do like a mod thing you know. The hole
grows larger you're doing great oh oh shit berry burrow raid welcome everybody oh
man I get it already I've only been playing this for a very very short time
I think I get it
the hole is breathing oh it's moving on its own now brats what's my one word
succulents I think
whole movement range
another very buddy I need another very buddy
we're all very buddies here chat
I'm gonna get the wand on the berry buddy, come on, berry buddy.
Come on, berry buddy.
No!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay, alright here we go, here we go.
Excellent. Excellent. Oh, yeah, man. This is, this is some fucking intense berry shit
right now. Did you notice anything special when you move the hole under the props? No,
Oh, not really. It's just a normal hole.
It's a normal hole.
I like their little berry noises too.
So they get rid of more of these signs.
They're kind of annoying.
Ooh, ooh.
Gotta definitely get that.
Alright chat.
Use the wand on the raspberry buddy.
You can do that.
Further berry burrow upgrades?
I need an easier way to grab all this money off the ground.
There's probably enough grade for that later.
Unlocks the Sledgehammer.
Good for smashing stuff.
Sure.
Hold the wand at them.
I need six stars, apparently.
Whoa, what?
What?
what
what else is this world hiding
no shit
that what what
strawberry bros strawberry magic
all that's a good stars
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, no no this game. I mean my other one word would be just just addictive
masterful
It's like two words, but I think I would use some of them
You can use the vacuum on the coins I was trying to
I'm pretty sure this game was like conceived on Nyquil
So, someone just said, as was I, like, as they, the champ member.
Yeah.
Right?
So, I can't use the vacuum here, not the chat, it's just there is no vacuum.
I gotta make the horsemen, when we next have an unction,
I gotta make them the fucking, my famous Nyquil chicken.
I think they would really like that.
Though Bogo's Bint did had the same Nyquil effect on Stirr.
Same thing.
Oh, that's actually, when you give them texts,
It spits out coins.
That's good.
They do kind of start wandering. They're mischievous, little berry bros. Why is it censored?
You strawberry bro just dropped.
Damnit.
There's an auto pickup ability for 500, I mean, it's gonna take a little while to work
towards but that's a good goal.
That's huge.
Whole movement range, we need that.
need that. Stars don't vanish between rounds. Oh that's helpful to know.
Probably sledgehammer and take care of the rest of this area here. Work that needs to be done.
All right, work.
Work is done.
All right.
Now money to be made.
up
damn
at a certain point it's probably more time effective to not pick up every coin
and just like get the the big denominations right
so you can like maximize your time in earnings
No? Alright, never mind. I just... I'm just lying. That's fine.
Auto-pickup makes it easy.
I'm going to throw them in there.
We need, yeah now we have full strawberry bros.
We need some earnings chat. We need some earnings. Throw them in there. Let's get some pure earnings
rounds. I've wanted a game like this my whole life, I just didn't know.
Okay.
Yeah, auto pickup is gonna be like huge.
Oh man, I see why Jerma was like, yeah, I'm gonna go play that game now.
you're having streamed for like fucking what seven hours today?
It's good enough.
Increased day length, that's gonna be good.
Berry Blitz.
why are they still producing raspberries sometimes but we graduated past those
Or is that the main thing?
It's the plant.
Yeah, they wander man.
It makes it a little harder to pick up.
This is a new genre, it's whole slop.
It's gonna be huge.
It's gonna take off.
I'm saving for auto pickup.
That's the next upgrade I'm getting.
I really like this.
It's a problem already.
It's no strawberry magic, but not much is.
Alright, where's that auto pickup nearby coins?
Yeah, we gotta save for that.
We can get a Barry buddy upgrade.
Oh man.
What do we got?
Is that a kiwi?
Oh yeah, a kiwi.
Oh, yeah, Kiwi.
Big.
That's big.
The Kiwi is big.
All right, we can pretty much now we can definitely afford that upgrade.
We got it.
pick up huge way less tedious to
all right I'll pick up got it this is the rise of Conan disk game from TNG
addiction and everything you're not you're not fucking wrong oh my god
We need more kiwi boys.
I don't even know what that is chat.
That's crazy whatever that is.
It's going to be nuts.
All right, well auto pickup
huge by the way absolutely astounding there's music on the radio oh yeah
there is
all right
Where's my next, uh, sorry buddy, there he is. Alright, cool, cool.
Imagine how much a golden kiwi's gonna be worth chat? It's, I mean, I can't even fathom it.
It's cool because you get to pick up the coins as you go with this upgrade, so it just makes
life faster, easier.
Very Blitz ability.
I wonder if that's an active...
I don't know.
Blitz ready.
Let's go.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are you kidding me?
That was sh- that's a huge ability!
The hole grows larger, oh yeah.
Mindful of the hole. I cannot fall into the hole. I shall not fall into the hole. I shall not fall into the hole
Increased day length you might want to upgrade your vacuum absolutely
The blitz chat the blitz is only
Every ten minutes
so that is a huge thing but it just takes a while. Sure, don't mean that.
We are running an all-key Wii operation now.
I'm seeing some whole movement issues.
Nice, it went in.
Big, that's big.
Vacuum upgrade seems like a pretty good next upgrade.
Oh fuck this game.
Mod suggested you hold down the vacuum button to make the berries trail behind you and move
them towards the vacuum trail.
I see.
Where's vacuum?
Great.
Capacity.
It's a lot, so we'll do movement range.
Wow.
There's a green one.
That's gonna be great man that hole is gonna fucking go mental just aww man.
New upgrade!
What's next?
Rape bros!
It's a little early for a game of the year, but I'll allow it until Mugenics comes out.
I had more fun when I switched right click with E in the settings.
Is right click not used?
just drop
change the FOV I already did
it's pretty good
uh...
Pick up use vacuum.
Fix the resolution.
No, my resolution's good.
Yeah, right-click is better.
Oh my god.
Damn.
and
almost able to get those last ones
what fucking coins chat we just made seven hundred
very but another very buddy increased a link on the safe for vacuum
I can afford another grape.
I can't believe the words that this game is making me say.
Where's my other Kiwi fellow?
Kiwi fellow, where have you gone? Oh, there you are.
Still not as weird as the words in Tengu's Goose.
That's true. Yeah.
I wasn't focused enough on the hole.
All right.
And not the best turn.
Not the worst either.
We can get vacuum upgrade now, so that's good.
Okay, it's Barry, bro.
Okay.
Rape's, it's this good, who are those?
Okay.
Rape's as good as more of those.
Big things happening over here right now, chat with the hole.
Huge things happening with the hole.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing big hole potential right now.
I don't have much time, but...
But still, not bad.
bad
whoa god almost fell almost fell
what was that grades out hit some what is that try shooting some berries at those gray squares
all right all right you got it you got it you got it
I don't know what's going on there.
that made a weird noise
I don't get it
They flip over.
Ah, almost.
It's a matching game, Vin.
Oh, that's a whole...
Okay, there's a whole other thing going on there.
All right, you got it.
Very buddy increased day length.
and
of
the
death
of
the
Golden something golden Kiwi I think
Is that a match?
I guess that's a match
It's not a match
Oh, wait, we're golden golden raspberry we're gonna do that
and
I'm done is that done now
This is a bit of a nuisance, but it's really nice.
I've got to try again tomorrow if it doesn't change.
Alright.
Knowledge obtained.
of
T-Pot is top right, cigarette bottom left.
I think I made the same mistake, but my memory is not good, as you know.
decent earnings
not bad
got blue
Ooh.
Barry Blitz is ready.
Barry Blitz duration six seconds. Sure, let's do it. Let's go for pure money round.
I'm gonna get that hole over there. Ready? Barry Blitz.
so much dopamine holy fuck
of
the
Get in there.
Don't chat, look at that.
Look at that earnings.
Oh my god.
That's crazy earnings.
Look at how nice auto coin pickup range unlocked berry fountain significantly increases a
whole size and launches all berries towards it.
active ability. Not active. Let's get it. Got a berry buddy too. Fountain is like a blitz.
Combo with berry blitz near the end of the day. Alright. Oh I've already, okay cool
I wasted the fountain. That's cool. I get it now. I read it out loud and then I pressed
the button anyway because I didn't fully understand. Astounding.
There's a little guy.
I'll give him more, there's more buddy.
one more. That's the real magic. That's the strawberry magic.
Not a great round and I wasted the fountain, but I learned we got a new Barry buddy, too
Cassette tape. Oh, yeah, just you're right. There's a cassette. There's
to
to whom it may concern
are time to start one of these, um,
my name is Donna Bellinger
and I know what happened to Barry Pomeroy. Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's so fucking...
of course!
Absolutely, of course.
It's a poor up course.
It knows, though, it knows what it is.
I mean, it's it's having a laugh.
It's a very bro game. Come on.
Next level up is... what is that?
Apple.
Alright.
I'm allergic to apples, but that's okay.
I'll still be happy that they let me earn money.
I know I know I just forget
Yep.
fellows. What the hell is Vinny playing now since a chat member? Are you never
played a berry game before? Are you not a berry bro? I'm deeply disturbed by that
prospects.
played strawberry magic yesterday this today kind of live in the good life right now
Auto coin pickup range and create increased day length. Yeah, that's a big one
I'm not pretending so I is right fly is top I is right fly is top
Throwing for content it's possible possible it might be
Okay, so if I place that there
that should just earn passive income
We're good, new upgrade available for another apple.
Who's on the roof?
No one.
Ah, man.
New apple.
I don't know what that is.
Pool Queue?
remember where the pool keel is someone said top left I just believed them I
didn't even question it
I'm just gonna take a photograph in my mind.
Alright, alright, that's good.
Alright, okay.
of
We got this. We got this.
Whoa!
look I took damage from that what the fuck
Oh man, I tossed some additional fruit in there, it's fine.
Ah, there's a golden one, it's fine.
Berry Blitz bonus growth.
Oh man, we're gonna get a fucking crazy fountain and crazy blitz in just a minute.
There's another one here.
I don't know what that's, that's four exactly.
Next round chat is going to be insane.
and
I think it's about to go nuts, exactly.
Just some more, just a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more, ahhh!
We got some of it, we got some of it.
We need more whole growth, I think.
Do it in middle of day for abilities.
Oh, you're right.
I realize there were more walls.
Yeah, there's some additional walls.
Always add for... oh, there's a clue.
Chad is it time?
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
We did it.
7000 monies!
Holy shit!
absolutely insane
there's a whole metagame in here
Of course, including some censored stuff.
We don't want to fuck with that right now, probably, but all right, we're, oh, tape too.
Wow.
Rewind to the beginning, resetting your money and upgrades, retain your Barry Buddies Star
Orbs game plus 25% permanent, oh god, oh god, there's prestige.
That's the ultimate goal.
starts that breaks star orbs.
You don't get to keep that when you prestige, right?
That's so good.
I wish I didn't know about the prestige thing.
So wait everything resets except that you get more growth and that's it.
This one reset plus two.
You need more info, okay.
You keep all your buddies plus current berry levels and ranked stars too.
Oh!
So is there any reason not to do that right now?
Do I don't keep my money do I?
I just need to earn more money than I could do it.
Eat everything then reset.
Doing it early is probably right at the right play.
I can't keep playing this though chat. I have to get going in like after the next fountain and blitz.
I've been streaming for like five and a half hours.
I think that's usually my limit, unless it's a new Zelda game, or a stair would say,
Zelda
on Friday April 12th we had a short shooting day and the rest of the crew
was leaving early Barry reached out to me via email that morning about staying
later to talk about things he knew that I already knew what the meeting was about
he wanted to have a face-to-face so I began planning so about Barry addiction
because that feeling is like way too real. We did it.
Oh man. I feel so lost without my vacuum.
It goes very, very quick though.
I was going to do another fountain and blitz, but I guess I can't right now.
and I forgot I actually have to pick these up it seems like a lifetime ago now
god damn but all you have to do is like one round just just one round like this
and then you can get most of your tools I think so. Vacuum, auto pickup, wand, moving
whole movement range there you go this is where the addiction really sets in no
you think so
You've already rebirthed. There's no going back.
Huh? But I don't have time for this.
What is this hunter-gatherer thing that we have in our fucking brains that makes something like this
So god damn it, like why is this hardwired into human?
It's actually insane, and it's driving me crazy.
Trying to comprehend this.
Dear god.
Oh my god.
That's my vacuum capacity.
Very fountain.
This game feels like it's commenting on that.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
fucking crazy
That money, all that money, all that money, all that money.
We can press these again in a minute.
Like literally a minute and then we can do Blitz and Fountain again.
But I think it's probably worth it to get the stars, right?
That's the real shit, is the stars for your Berry Bro upgrades.
That's the real shit.
Like I get it now, I got it.
should have done the blitz movement
i should have focused more on that but i i wasn't thinking ahead i was thinking
about the
money
thinking about the money
but to play that fuck-ass game again
the match game
The apple production is crazy right now though.
That extra 25% is really noticeable.
he doesn't even know. What do you mean he doesn't even know?
How many more layers are there? Jesus. Oh my God. Fuck Christ. What am I doing? I gotta go.
Why do I keep... I can't stop playing this.
But is this a good game or is my brain just tricked?
Because I'm playing it and can't stop playing. I don't know the difference.
I can't tell anymore. The hardware is faulty.
The wires are scrambled.
Got its valetro all over again, fucking megabunk.
But this time it's just so much like blatantly less gameplay.
Someone said you can jump?
Yeah dude.
One more prestige and then I'm done.
That's it.
Ssh.
Pear.
I, I just got, yeah, I got chills. I got chills because of the pair.
Almost almost we're like close to another prestige already. Whoa Berry bros
Never mind I
I didn't even pick up all the money.
I had so much of it.
There's so much of it.
of
There's a lot of pairs now, Chad, on the field here, on the battlefield.
love bloom on the berry field like truly I don't know
I missed a golden pair.
That earnings fucking hell man.
One more, one more time, one more time, one more time.
One more time.
Sloring his work, no?
I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much.
Perfectly fine.
Doing great.
But I really just need to get that hole over there.
I just need to get the hole over there a little bit.
Look at all that, that's good, that is good stuff.
Man.
Just get in there, just get in the hole man.
Love is a berry field. Yeah. Yeah, it really is, isn't it?
I can totally get that into that corner. Too late, probably.
Ah, man.
All movement range. Yeah. Oh, prestigious 50,000 this time. Oh my god.
fellows I don't know what to do anymore I've lost I've lost control of my life fully
It's okay because of a fountain plus a blitz and we got that shit no problem.
Easy, easy, easy.
I need to... come on, get the picnic table.
Ah, the hole's not big enough for the picnic table, fuck's sake.
Almost there, don't worry chat.
We're almost done.
Almost done.
Oh, there's more.
The game has multiple endings.
What do you mean?
Oh my gosh.
of
this is crazy
I don't know what to do with my life anymore, Chad.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's happening.
Can I absorb this tree, this full tree?
I can.
kind of get in there just get in this man the hole is blocked
I don't know man.
round we have to do the fountain and then then I can bring the hole and it's
gonna the tree will fit the tree will fit
Let's first then fountain at the end, right?
Yeah?
There we go. Now we can get trees, no problem.
Fuck.
I can't do anything about it.
anything with that tree right now.
Golden pear.
Insane amount of money I have to pick up now.
We're almost at a prestige I'm not going to do any upgrades, I'm going to go for the prestige.
I'm going to get the stars, all of them.
You can't shoot into the hole like that.
of
the
Tree, get in there.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hell yeah!
I don't know what to do now.
Smash the rest of the fence.
I mean, I'm gonna prestige in a minute.
Or rewind.
I gotta get this cold duty term out of my fucking head.
Suck up all objects before prestigeing, yes.
You have one more buried pro unlocked.
yet now we got it oh you mean another bro oh okay I see I know you mean yes yes
Okay
I gotta buy
Amazing.
is, was my producer on Miss Rainbow's Berry Patch, the show I created and star in. The
show was in trouble, financially and critically. I saw the writing on the wall, heard the rumblings
from the studio, I knew I was on the chocolate lock.
Jack, do you know how like the new pivot for YouTubers is to make a movie? Me and Jerma
should co-direct this. The Berry Berry Berry movie. We would be able to do it. We could
definitely make it happen. We could definitely do it. The dev is in chat. Dev, what have
you done to me? Like you seriously, what have you done? Sell me the rights to this, bro.
make a move. I don't actually want to do that. Upgrade flower to bush. Hmm. I mean I needed
that. So we got one more. One more before you rewind. The berry bro is very important.
the
one of the green ones went down the hole
and the good ones
shit
I think it broke.
Aw, man, I needed that.
Then he fire up the curig.
Pull an all-nighter playing the fucking Barry game.
This would be the game to do it.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
This is that engaging of a game with the least amount of gameplay possible and it's that
engaging.
What's that?
Oh, that's a dart.
Why, I can't say it's the least amount of gameplay.
You're actually actively shooting things and moving holes around and shit, like...
I can't prestige until I get all the stars.
I just can't.
I might not even have the money for it either.
Dev, could there be a mushroom in this game perhaps?
These aren't berries, I know.
No, just don't listen to me.
Don't include anything other than berries.
You stick to your guns.
Don't let streamers bully you into compromising your art.
Don't do that.
I'm going to go back to the base.
Where'd my guy go? Where'd my, uh, apple...
Apple friend. Where's apple friend?
Okay, have you seen apple friend?
Great friend, rather. Now we got apple. Okay.
It's insane.
What do you mean he's still streaming?
I know, I know, chat member, I know.
I found the equivalent of Digital Crack.
Well, Jerma found it, and then other people found it too, but...
Oh man, look at all that.
I almost got it, guys.
I almost got it.
No, I don't know what happens to them, though.
Does this make Jerma your dealer?
Yeah.
I should have picked up that coin pickup range.
See now, I can't rewind yet.
I can't.
Wait, do the stars go to the next area or no?
One, you gotta shoot them.
So if there's any additional stars just chilling out, they don't...
Okay.
Can you end the round early, is that possible, after I get the stars?
and hold while well then I lose money because now I don't really need can
afford upgrade
seems probably like a good idea right now we have five pair bros before you
prestige you already have the passwords the computer
Oh, five pair bros, yes.
Pair pals. Yeah, yeah, that's better. That's better. Pair pals.
I don't know what the password to the computer is, chat. I might be missing it.
Look how close you are to another blitz.
I know but then I'll be up like way later.
I can't make that happen Chad, I have to stop now.
Done.
So that's 50% right now.
Now they grow like real fast.
Game autosaves?
Oh, that's a hard game to walk away from.
Thanks for watching chat.
I won't be live tomorrow or Saturday.
will be live Sunday. 90% will not be live tomorrow. 90% probably not. More than likely
not. Good night everybody and thank you for watching and holy shit. Wow. If the horseman
event was fun and I'm glad I got to hang out with those guys tonight for a little bit next
week we'll probably do some more stuff. That is an addiction and a half, that
Barry game. Barry, Barry, Barry, holy fuck. Good night. Thank you. Bye. Any new
viewers too? Thanks for being here for a little while. Appreciate it. See ya.