You
Hey Jack, that's fixing a hole from the Beatles.
In the style of Final Fantasy VII, there's a channel called Seabass Fiction, which did all of Sargeant Pepper in the style of Final Fantasy VII using its sound font.
Yeah. How's it going?
Welcome to the stream. It's Sunday. It's Super Bowl. I'd like to let you know that if you're looking for commercials...
You have to watch the Super Bowl and not this, because it's a lot of work.
The amount of work it takes to do a commercial chaos for Mad Clown
to organize everything, it's a lot. So he needs a little bit of a break.
But we'll get there eventually.
So hi everyone, welcome.
Did I misspell bizarre?
Bizarre. I did. Bizarre. It's Italian chat. Bizarre. Which means bizarre in Italian. Probably,
I don't know. Chat welcome. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be a stupid night and I hope everyone's
Well speaking of Mad Clown, Mad Clown made something interesting.
The
Like you you know what he's saying
Yeah, I don't really, I mean it's an 8-bit thing, I mean obviously you could say it's
kind of like an undertale thing, but someone went to know what I thought about Penis Gate
and the truth is I don't really, I don't really know.
I asked what it was and then I forgot what it was, it was like inflated penises to
make you go faster, is that correct?
Yes? Am I set? Is that... it's an Olympics thing.
Higher in ski jumping.
Let's leave it at that. I need no further explanation.
Farther, not faster. Oh, well, that makes it make a whole lot more sense.
Well, I don't know, um...
Stretch fabric? Okay, you know, you know, I listen, I am going to tell you now, I don't, I don't care.
I like my explanation better, which is inflated penis to make go faster.
Chat, there's another thing that I wanted to talk about speaking of current events.
So me misunderstanding and not wanting to learn more about certain things.
Here's something that's really quite nonsensical.
This, this has been going around.
And I felt it before chat.
I knew that I was like too old for this shit
or just like not hip with the generation.
I've seen signs of it.
acknowledged it but now there's no turning back. I have no idea what this
means. All I know is that when I read this I think of this being read by
Commander Data.
Captain, Clavicular was mid-Jester gunning when a group of foits came and
spiked as cortisol levels. Is ignoring the foits while munting and mocking moids more
useful than SMV Chad fishing in the club?
I knew some of those words.
I got, let's see, is.
And even that, I think we learned in the 90s
that depends on what you mean by is.
I know what levels means.
Cortisol, I think I know what that means.
Pretty cool.
Well, anyway, that's the pre-stream.
That's kind of like the pregame, you know, for the Super Bowl, which, let me tell you what we're doing tonight. Super Bowls!
And then, of course, after that, we will be checking out some Bizarre Simpsons Flash and Bootleg.
Liminal Mario's, of course, too. That's important. Liminal Mario's, you know how it is. It's Sunday.
I've combined, well, someone else did, but...
That's kind of like Sunday stream in a nutshell, you know what I mean?
Liminal and Mario's.
And then also if we get to it, which we may not, but don't worry, eventually I might,
where is Gary?
So that's the shaft bait right at the end there, where's Gary?
But there's a chance we don't have enough liminal Mario's and Gary will be with
us very shortly very shortly even chat welcome to Sunday stream
In purple, we need donuts and coffee pot.
Why not, well?
Give me great pleasure to reinstate you into the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Superb.
Owl.
Wait, no.
Super, Super Bowls.
This is Top 10 Owls.
First up, Number 10, The Spotted Wood Owl.
Number 9, The Snowing Owl.
Sorry, that was the wrong footage. This is the right footage.
Hang on. It's Super Bowl Sunday. And that means...
I bring you Super Bowls.
Okay, so what I have here are a number of games.
You don't know what you're going to get.
Only I know.
Will you get Beastball on the Genesis?
You might...
Hell yeah, so this is a prototype.
This was never released.
League unfriendly, knockout or password.
The brown note?
Well I mean that's appropriate.
So here's the slayers and here's the thugs.
It's God but one's angry and one's stooped like stern.
Ass-ass-ins.
I'm very mature for my age.
I know warlords, slayers.
So I know very little about football.
It's not my sport.
I don't really have much to say about it.
I didn't really watch very much of it.
And I'm running out of things to show you for...
Heh!
For Super Bowl Sunday, so instead...
You might get fecal.
You might get football.
Wait, which way am I running? I don't know.
Well, this game never officially released, apparently, so...
I think it's just a bunch of buff old men throwing a neon football around a castle.
That's the game.
One guy's got a lance.
Is that a sword and a shield on the ground?
So what is this posture?
Alright, you're gonna hear me say this a couple times today, but if this was football, like,
whoa, blood splatter.
If this was football, I might be more inclined to watch it.
It's also not like, there's no slowdown, you know, no one here is making any plans or doing
any plays or drawing out any like stuff on the screen with pencils that are magic.
This just seems to be just like anger from old men.
Just stabbing and anger.
Look, watch.
Look at that!
I just fucking stabbed a guy in the back with a sword.
Oh, is that a rabbit?
Dude, there was a rabbit on the field.
Um, the gameplay itself...
I can't really say I'm enjoying it. Oh, is that a... whoa.
Um, if the game's not done, that's probably why it was never released, it just, you know,
didn't finish it.
Or maybe the opposite.
There appears to be one main button, and then the rest of it is just run around.
And just like take out other old men.
With big pectorals.
Whoa, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!
I got it!
Oh, I'm running faster now!
Hell yeah!
No.
My cortisol levels are definitely spiked.
I just want to, like, score one ball.
Chat, one ball.
I can do it.
So to stab more of their team in the back,
and maybe then they will stop running around
because they will be dead.
Doesn't seem to stop them, though.
these guys love dying
so this is on the Genesis and what I've discovered is
there's a lot of really weird football games
on Sega systems
specifically the Genesis
some of you know the other ones
you'll see one of them that's very popular
let's just say pretty well known
turtle
ah man
looking for a passball button
there it is
this shit is tough
I just want to get one ball.
Got it. Yes!
This music is the inspiration for St. Anger's drums.
You may be onto something, Chad, remember.
Well, that was fun.
Funt. Funt.
Let's see what we have here.
So, like I said, Chad, on this segment, you never know what you're going to get.
I flip a coin and we see what happens.
This is shit post apocryphal.
Why did it go fullscreen?
All right, that's fine.
I can see the game doesn't run particularly well.
Doesn't have sound, no problem.
It's like shitty Pac-Man.
What's wrong with that guy's face?
Did he get stung by a bee?
You just shat everywhere you lost.
My mouse is lost and I can no longer play the game.
Let's try again.
Shitpost.
A Valkalypse?
And if you choose you don't want full screen you get it anyway.
Don't really...
I don't get it.
That's over a hundred points of toilet paper.
there's a there's a tutorial option
All right
So a chat member got upset with me that I didn't do the tutorial
Did you see did you see what happened there?
This, that's the tutorial, you can't even click it. It just says you stink. I'm going to tell
you something right now, Chad. This guy does not have super bowels. And I'm going to be
rating each game on whether or not the bowels are super. Previous game I would
think you'd have to have super bowels to get stabbed with a sword and not shit
yourself, you know, because you know what happens right when you die in the
battlefield. Yeah. So what's next? Let's see what do we have here? I don't know.
We've got some interesting things.
Vinny, the tutorial. You couldn't click the tutorial chat member. It was a joke button.
All right.
This is called colon, colon.
Now this is colon gaming.
Really a unique concept.
This is definitely super bowels already.
Just because the concept is unique doesn't mean the game is fun.
Wow.
Does anyone else have a fluorescent light in their colon?
Hey, I know I do.
Oh, shit.
We're going to be, uh, we're month maxing now.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's gone.
Hey, I got one!
Don't say that.
Man, what if I just made that word up right now and have no idea what it means?
This is a super bowel. I'm very very pleased with this game.
Exactly as advertised.
You win!
Hey, and I actually... I beat a game.
Huh.
All right well let's see what else is here. Okay, okay we got something.
Jerry Glanville's pigskin foot brawl on the Genesis.
Like I said, the Genesis has some really, really weird football games on it.
I don't really know what they were trying to do.
It's like, hey, we want to get people into football, but we need to make it cooler.
There needs to be like knights and skulls and spikes.
It's actually really cool.
1990?
I may have played some of these a little bit at some point, by the way, but here they are for completion purposes.
The toughest game you'll ever play, even worse. No experience needed.
Yeah, let's do that.
That guy looks naked. I feel like I played this.
This is an arcade game originally? Okay.
I feel like I remember- GET THE BALL!
Once again, you'll notice there are weapons on the field of pigskin.
Oh, my God.
Chat, I don't even know if I'm playing this game.
I can't tell.
They just ran into a tree and knocked himself out.
Left player?
I kind of feel like the people wearing armor are like going to win just because they're
wearing armor.
Wait, is that my team?
Yeah, I'm wearing armor.
Left controller for it. That makes sense.
Okay.
I don't know if I'm going the right way.
Whoa! Hey, Princess!
This is a Night of the Seven Kingdoms, Season 1, Episode 5.
of
the
of
the
of the
of
the
Let's get some fun!
How? How?
Let's get some fun!
Let's go!
Alright, well I mean, this is again another example of a weird football game.
I just, like, I wanted to compile all of the weird classic football games.
So even if I did play this already, it's just so strange that the Genesis had so many games
like it's football, but with armor and weapons.
I don't see that a whole lot anymore.
There is a Mutant League Football 2 on Steam that came out like 10 years ago almost.
And we're going to get to the first one.
But now like the Mario sports are like more novelty sports than just like violent sports
with I don't know swords.
now this is a pretty uh... interesting game because i don't even feel like i'm
playing it
which maybe i think i would like better
if i could just watch it and not play it i think i would like it a little more
so were the bowels good
i didn't see any shitting so i'm gonna assume
that there are some super bowels
So here's another one.
Let's see what we can do with this game. This one looks cool.
Love royalty-free music. Alright, this one's called
Owl adventure!
Yep.
Heh heh!
This is really fun.
This is what happens after Super Bowl food.
I've learned over the years that poop gaming is really common.
Someone said watching this while eating.
Hell yeah.
See, you're strong.
Evolutionarily.
That's what you need to pass down to your ancestors.
Your distant, no, not ancestors, future ancestors.
You need to pass that gene down, because too often I hear Vinnie, I'm eating, stop playing
this game that you're playing, and it's like, no, you don't get to do that.
Only I make that decision.
Descendants?
Sure, that's also a good word
What do you mean future ancestors doesn't that that works though a future ancestor is
It's you can you be your own ancestor?
That's a paradox? Oh man.
Is that poison?
Check it out.
Or is it epicac?
Oh.
See now I'm reading chat because they're telling me about future ancestors
in descendants and shit I'm like I don't know I kind of like oh cool
the game just froze the page is slowing down your browser I didn't get a
chance to determine whether or not this is a super bowel so wait I did that level
already
has been done that one colonoscopy game I've done more than one colonoscopy game
Which one?
Look up VinesauceColonGaming on YouTube for a good time.
See, now that's kind of actually one of the problems.
Is, um, nice ring on the logo tonight.
logo tonight. Oh thanks, I made it.
I've almost run out of colon gaming. I've discovered, like we were trying to figure
out games for the segment tonight. And it turns out I've played most colon games.
If you can believe that, I'm sure you can believe that.
Shit, smelly smells.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Mmm, fuck.
Host a colon game jam?
Alright everybody, I need colon games by next week.
Chop chop!
Why does this actually look like kind of a fun game?
It's...
Not...
It's not...
Fun...
Or unfun, it's...
You move the acorn.
And that's it.
I don't know, maybe maybe you would have fun with it. I'm just kind of existing.
I'm learning. This is educational for me.
the
breaking
uh... those battles were not super
i'm gonna say those battles were disgusting
scummy even
alright next
cyberball
on the mega drive
this might be
one of sega's firsts
Football but weird kind of games.
It's the 21st century and humans no longer play football.
Just strange robots.
Boston Riots, Cincinnati Blasters, Las Vegas Bombers.
These all sound so like dystopian.
Buffalo Beasts, Detroit Rollers, that one's kind of normal I guess, at Los Angeles
Assassins, New Orleans Showdowns, Minnesota Monsters, New England Constables,
Philadelphia Guns, Pittsburgh Bolts, Seattle Snakes, sorry Seahawks, St. Louis
Fighters and Phoenix Phantoms, no New York team? Fuck, um...
I guess Philadelphia, it's close.
Average aluminum.
Very fast magnesium, very fast titanium.
I don't know what's happening.
Is it Buffalo in New York?
Uh, oh, oh, oh, that's right, Buffalo.
I like Buffalo.
I've never been there.
It's just too far north.
Sorry.
Philadelphia's not too far, so I'll just go with that instead.
I was like, oh yeah, Buffalo.
Vini we're not north Buffalo is not north
from me in New York City chat member
We're the most west part of New York City.
I understand that chat, that's fine.
I will agree with you.
You're also north.
Buffalo's part of New York City.
Am I? Am I having a stroke?
Let me explain it. Okay from New York City Buffalo is Northwest is
It's like an eight-hour drive from me
What the fuck is this game dog?
Oh my god, football is so fun.
Wow.
I don't really understand how to play football on the best of days.
Like I kind of get what, you know, you make a strategy and you do it and then there's
defense and everything. And then a bunch of people run. In this case though, you're
just a bunch of robots and you play for, I guess, I would say two seconds, three seconds.
The robot aspect of the game isn't really, I don't think it's really that important other
than they look kind of cool.
I didn't even throw it that far.
I threw it to the other guy.
You can upgrade or mod your players.
Okay, that's cool.
Oh, we made it somewhere!
I
Ah
Chat, we need a halftime performance.
I don't know if it's halftime yet, but I think...
We need something.
Um...
Hmm.
What if I just get, like, an actual rabbit that shit on, like, on a carpet?
And that's the performance, that's the Super Bowl halftime.
Oh, the ball exploded.
I
Huh
Touchdown.
Okay.
What?
Whoa, what is that voiceover?
That's weird.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What is that voiceover? That's weird.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm so slow!
Not that I know what I'm doing, he's just so fucking slow.
catch the ball!
oh my god
You know, this is the thing, like, I get that this is, like, a safe blood sport for advertisers.
Inception.
But I kind of, I don't know, I kind of want to see trial by combat and, like, you know,
people explode from, like, a joust or something.
Like, I don't know.
I think Oreo would still probably advertise.
If that was like the main sport, they would.
Coca-Cola would love.
They would have like Coke death.
They would advertise.
It would be really cool.
would love that. Well, I tried to play the game. There's no bowels here, so zero
bowels out of ten. It doesn't really make a whole lot of sense to me. I still kind
of get football to a degree, but what really is frustrating with this one is
just everything's over in like two seconds. And I know that's football. I played John Madden 93 on
the Super Nintendo. I had it. I don't really know why, but I had it. I think it was my cousin's
attempt, never the club cousin, to get me into football and it just didn't work because it wasn't
like fun. Like for video game football, I just wanted to play Zelda. Not that that's football,
but you know what I mean? If we're talking about playing the sport in real life, which
I played a little bit of touch football, versus playing a video game, I would rather play Mortal
Combat or Zelda. That's kind of why I didn't get into football. Watching it was never
really for me either.
This is a game called Winnie's Hole.
Now hang on, you've seen me play this before.
You may say to yourself, yes, but not the full final version.
This is truly super bowels.
kind of good game though. We are ready now. I don't know how much different this is than
when I played it last
but yeah it is it is a uh... full final version it is now out
mutations have actions
so feeding hole
You know, I've grown a feeding hole.
Vinnie, it's still in early access.
Well, it's not in demo form.
Like, you can review it.
Last time I played it, you couldn't.
Um...
It's making noise. It made it grumbly.
Did you always have a hole? I have a hole.
You have lots of holes, Winnie. This one's different.
This one is scary.
I don't want a scary hole. Maybe I can help.
In combat, we enter the brain of our host.
Capture an action to activate its effect.
The thing is, it's such a shitpost of a game, and yet it's good.
Ah, monster! Bro, that's hurtful. I'm sorry, you're just a very... Your hole is making me uncomfortable.
As Bandicoot spoke, they failed to consider their words were also a source of discomfort.
There's the creature's next action, so it's to kind of slay the spire.
Over over different positions look at health and action to compare moves.
The block and attack.
This one's stun and also bonus.
He's back.
Like grapple can reposition enemies
Guessing you're not gonna finish the game since you're playing it here. Uh, I well, I mean I
Don't think you can easily finish roguelites unless you're good. Anyway
And Mugenics is coming out soon
But I figured this was the perfect game. They sent me a key. They really Vinnie
Vinnie
We liked your playthrough of the demo of Winnie. Here's a key.
They said Winnie. They said nothing.
Explore, collect cells, and find exits to evolve in different ways.
I have to place some virus, inflict physical, sure.
I think that was the dev asking if you were going to finish it.
Probably not, dev.
But the least I could do since it's such a unique and wonderful game is show it off to
the audience on Super Bowl Sunday.
You're big in size, but I'm big in heart, so we'll get block and attack.
I like the way Winnie grows and grotesque ways, but I actually think the gameplay
is really interesting it's like as a slay this fire fan excuse me this is a
really this game scratches a similar itch I don't mean to say scratching and
itching in a game about when he's whole like I don't mean it like that I just
mean it's it's a good game
Crabclaw mouth, I'm going to get the mouth, and see what that looks like on Winnie.
Also the in-between sections, I'm obviously not playing to the best of my ability, but
you can see the depth here, you can see what's going on, kinda, it's neat.
and now you can upgrade an ability, much like Slay the Spire.
You know, I remember a little bit of the demo,
but I already feel like this early access release,
like actual effort was put into this shit post Winnie the Pooh whole game.
enemies can have perks so that that cock gets really strong if something else
dies
our hole is going to be closed permanently in just a moment
No? No, we're okay.
Oh, is it a vengeful animal?
Choose a perk.
Start combat with plus two Fearful.
Instant actions gain plus two for a decent bonus tile.
I'm beginning to think that my college didn't do a good job with that English degree.
Oh, wow, wow, when he's looking kind of kind of nice.
One more fight.
In terms of superb bowels, I'm gonna say this game is like probably a 9 out of 10.
Your body is corrupt, focus, you can heal it.
You raise your crab claw.
I will try.
Oof.
Focus Winnie.
Focus Winnie!
Move your crab claw.
violence has no place here we must make peace with our body
well Owl's gonna fucking kill me in just a second
did you dare test me?
first can affect enemies in ways you can influence with your move
I'm taking damage reduced action amount by the damage taken.
Winnie is dead.
But you unlock shit when you die, so.
You're glad?
Wait, you're glad this is dead?
this beautiful creature.
That's just wrong.
So that's probably the game with the most amount of depth
of all the games I've played here tonight so far.
And if it looks at all interesting to you,
I think people are gonna get into that one.
I think Winnie's Hole is deep.
Mutant League Football.
Again, this one got a sequel, and it looks pretty good, too.
Hell yeah, brother!
A newer one came out last year.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what were those names?
What were those names?
Bones Jackson?
Like Bo Jackson?
Jackson.
Coach Bricka? Maybe I don't know the names, never mind.
60 Winers,
Slay City Slayers, Terminator Trolls,
toxic all pros turbo techies vile vultures war slammers darkstar dragons death skin
razors galaxy aces ice bay bashers killer convicts manic yeah midway monsters
misfit demons psycho slashers rad rockers road warriors screaming evils oh my
Oh my god.
Sure.
Man, that Genesis is being pushed to its limits. The sound shift is crying.
What?
is that guy
Lucifer
Poggy
Viper
Dryrot
okay
Oh my god.
Haha! Wait a minute, it's on Team Skeleton.
Notice I've been able to show you four weird football games, all with monsters or robots,
or Vikings with weapons that all came out within a couple years of each other on Sega.
Five-Year Penalty.
Penalty are those just flesh skeletons wait wait I'm now realizing it's just a
Howl at Swap.
Chat, I hate that guy.
But he had a really good face, for just a second, his face was amazing.
That right there, oh my god!
The 60 Winers coach has a good face.
You picked two all-skeleton teams, I didn't mean to.
I didn't know any better.
Kill the rep?
Yo, what?
I just fucking snapped the referee in half.
Inside that guy's suffocating flesh,
there was a skeleton like me screaming to get out.
I was only too happy to set him free.
That's kind of actually amazing.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm the new ref. I'd like to call a good clean game, but I never get the chance to, so I cheat just like you guys.
Five-year penalty.
I just like move in the direction where the dude is and hope one of my skeletons goes
there. And then all of them go there.
Whoa!
Wait, why do these skeletons have blood?
Well let me see if they end up getting a touchdown and then I want to check out some other team's
coaches.
Because genuinely the coaches are incredible.
Are you cheating fucking skeleton?
What the hell?
Dude had invincibility.
Are these guys like also penis maxing to get like additional length, I mean yardage like
in the Olympics or whatever the fuck is happening?
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
Fourth and four. This is it. They have to get a touchdown. They won't though. I'm going to prevent that from happening.
Oh. Oh, that's cool. Oh, shit. Look at the crowd.
There's like a pig in a floating brain.
and other things good no one was there
just saw them stop the touchdown that's crazy
oh man yeah that guy wasn't a skeleton
when the team loses the coach's faces go insane
of
I'd love this man.
He's wearing a suit.
Wait, they're yellow skeletons though.
Oops.
What the- What the-
Hey, hey, Sprite, is it me?
Are there any non-skeletons?
I mean, I see some dudes here with flesh.
This guy looks like an elephant.
Or an armadillo.
Oh, that's an armadillo, dude.
This is cool, but you don't get swords.
all right let's take out one more team are there any other good coaches that
any chas aware of chat member if you kill enough of their team they can't play the
game in forfeit that's pretty cool
maybe the toxic all-pros and someone said something about like screaming evils
could be fun to check out whoa oh god oh that's hard to look at what the fuck
Tripp out stadium
Psychedelic dog
He's got a big cigar tossa bricca
The whole time it flashes like that
That's certainly a decision.
Listen, like I said before.
Real football had monsters and skeletons and armadillo people. Yeah, I've watched it. It's not really
I'm not really a big sports guy, but that sounds awesome
That is a horrible noise. Oh my god
Oh, that was a great face
He's losing his mind!
It's really fucking fantastic noises in this game.
I'm really impressed.
What was it?
It was Turbo Techies, a chat member said to check out.
Midway monsters.
Monster field.
Less painful to look at.
Actual robot.
Um, they're still kind of skeleton robots.
And then the other team is just straight up like goblin like green not green goblins, but yeah
They're not skeletons at least kind of they're like orcs
Oh, they have the same coach, he's just got blood on his tit.
That was the ref. Oh, I wanted to see their coach.
I guess.
I guess maybe you have to just play as them.
Their other team has a mobster orc coach.
I really want to see that just one more time, one more time.
We saw some version of a mobster with a cigar.
Ice mines abyss on space ice.
ah
nah
who the fuck is this guy?
oh I chose the wrong team
ah shit
I'm playing as the other team
oh
that mouth can fit like, man, that could fit some cantaloupes, all right.
Again, I like that Genesis had weird football games.
It's just such a strange phenomenon that within like five years of each other,
all of these games came out less than five years.
It's like monster football or like skeleton blood sport football.
It's so strange.
But I'm, I don't know, I don't know.
Skeleton blood sport football. It's so strange
But I'm I'm more into it than a lot of the other ones
And of course that game in
Terms of bowel rating. I'm gonna say it was pretty super
Again, you have to have good bowels to get hit all the time and not lose your shit. I
I don't know if orcs can process that stuff well or not.
Someone said, I'm eating, Vin.
Chat member, like I said earlier, if you weren't here for it, that is something that you have
to work on.
Oh, we got a good angle.
We got a good angle.
I think I can do it.
Ah, man.
Chat, this is like a tough one.
Those are hard to angle properly.
We all know this.
the
damage
to a coil
I'm going to drill
That's all I have for you.
Hey, hi there. I'm kind of lost.
Sorry, but I don't give a damn.
That's not very nice.
I am not a good boy.
Well, I'm not like you.
Come on, let's make you not good.
What the shit?!
One fast battle!
Stay back!
What's your language, my lord?
Get out of my face!
Anyway!
Uh-oh.
What do you mean, anyway?
Stay away from me!
September 30th.
The cop inside me died that day.
Uh-huh.
Hell yeah!
Didn't your parents teach any manners?
Don't look at me.
You son of a bitch!
Die!
Hey, you can't just kill someone because of the way they looked at you.
Piss off!
There!
Ah, shit!
Don't be afraid, I just want to talk.
Die, you little brat!
I know what you are.
Something tells me he's not a cop.
God damn.
chat today I have some bootleg Simpsons for you very very crusty top shelf
bootlegs I got flash games including purple Homer well I don't have purple
Homer, but he is the icon of this particular pack from Ben the Bones Man.
I've played some pretty weird Simpsons Flash games, but yeah, no, these I guess I haven't.
So let's check them out.
And then I'll show you some bootlegs, some merch, whatever.
We got plenty of stuff.
Let's have fun!
Anyway, I lied. I think I can make Purple Homer.
I just found this.
Huh.
What color would his beak be?
Normally like darker, right? Yeah, that's good.
That's it, that's the whole game.
That is the whole game.
He looks like Bonsie Buddy.
Yeah, I guess he kind of does.
You can also do blue homer with a green shirt.
You can do like a pinkish homer, but he's old.
There's that.
that. You can do that. This is your new OC. This is my Simsona. This is Homer with a tan.
Goldsons.
Great game. Wow. Okay, next is Bart's shootout. A lot of these games are from late 90s, early
two thousands out imagine
so it's possible some of you played these when you're in the office
bar to doubt
looks so evil kind of gun is this
all god all it's the green day i'm gonna have to mute that i'm sorry
that's
interesting considering they were playing the superb owl today right
Remember that, you know the super chungus owl?
Well, like I said, I like to call it the super bowel.
You know what I've learned about Nelson?
Ha ha ha ha!
Bart and Nelson aren't always enemies.
There are episodes where they work together towards a common goal.
And Nelson's very smart.
Or he can be smart. He likes literature in the theater.
So I don't know, I'm kind of resentful of what's happening here.
It's okay, we just get some really annoying, horrible overlapping music.
Okay, great game. Bart Simpson puzzle. Yeah, I mean, there's been many Simpson on the stream.
I'm only a recent Simpsons fan, which is like kind of blasphemy considering it was the
exact show that I would have grown up with in an alternate reality. But there is
just in a numerable amount of Simpson bootlegs Simpson. Oh god, I clicked the
link and it brought me to a website. That might be virus. Simpson merchandise
That's not official. Simpson bootlegs, Simpson games, Simpson comics, Simpson cards
Bart snow ride
It's like happy wheels kind of
Again, I'm sorry chat. I have to every time I have to mute that or at least have this overlap with it
of
great game
a really interesting tour of every possible like flash game almost and every
every single time every fucking single time it's the actual theme I feel like
I've played this one. I remember Mr. T.
I might have played this on stream, even.
Does Bart even know how to drive?
This is the VQE.
Final Fantasy 7.
And why fight Mr. T?
How does Mr. T figure into this in the first place?
I'm assuming, I'm assuming at some point Mr. T was on the Simpsons.
Like, there's no way he wasn't.
Like, he was such a cultural icon, there's no way he didn't show up on...
Yeah, he was, right?
Hart's Cart.
Okay, it's another Happy Wheels-ish game with less...
What is this remix?
What if Simpsons predated Happy Wheels?
Once again, predicting everything.
You lose.
Where is his right hand?
It's a... I... I don't know.
Is he Napoleon?
Napoleon? Yeah, yeah.
It's on the armrests?
Uh, kinda.
It's like one of the most recognizable theme songs
for it's just this part.
And they realized that and they were like,
we're gonna make a club remix around it.
This is almost as memorable, if not more so than
da da da da da da da da
Camping the Simpsons Online Coloring Page
Camping the Simpsons
Hehehehehehe
Camping the Simpsons
Hehehehe
Why is it called that?
Hehehehehe
Camping the Simpsons.
This is weird.
It's the nuclear power plant's fault.
I can't think of anything else to say about this.
My controller agrees.
I really hope I don't have to like individually color in every flower. Okay, good.
i mean yeah this is a big thing for those of them grow up in this era
like online coloring books on new grounds
or like any website that had flash games it was huge and there was like
everything
you could find a parking
painting game for everything
even stuff that wasn't really like appropriate
it's probably like an alien guns all is
painting coloring book game
If anyone remembers that, God, that seems so quaint by today's awful standards, Jesus.
But I hate to say it, but probably also like 9-11 coloring books.
Yeah, it was an edgy time, just dark humor.
So like whatever, just anything went.
Frozen Elsa dress up, Frozen Elsa.
Gore, Frozen Elsa, coloring book of course, Frozen Elsa, well that's, that's there it is.
Yeah, we did it.
That's my masterpiece.
Oh, is there more?
No, just print. Thank you, one, two, three, Peppy, for wasting a good
three minutes of all of our lives. Bart and Lisa, memory tile.
This is a simple memory game.
Yes.
I'm sorry, whoa. It's Michael Jackson Bart again, okay.
What is this music?
Homero, homero, what is this?
Oh, man, what is this?
Imagine someone throwing it back to this
Man
That's an interesting game, more interesting music, it was Mexican Homer, oh cool, Bart
and Lisa Simpson.
What is wrong with them?
Chad what is wrong with them?
I don't get it.
Is it just find things that are...
It's just find the things.
Okay, it's find the things.
But why were they fucked up?
It was a traced over couch gag?
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, man.
This is fucking bonkers.
Homero! I love that.
I wonder if there will be more homero.
Crazy Homer is next!
This was a desktop buddy.
I do wonder if it was official because it does say Matt Groening.
Okay, that was it.
That's really, you can't do much else in that game.
Factory truck.
I can't wait to see what this has to do with Simpsons.
Okay.
So, okay, you're Bart driving a truck.
Did he buy it for like a dollar and then him and Nelson like died, or almost died several
times?
Oh, is Milhouse not Nelson?
Sorry, yeah, Milhouse.
under the tube and wait for unloading well that would be great if I had
anything to unload but I'm pretty sure all of it's gone
almost all of it level failed
What are these noises?
Simpson movie music?
I saw a gun.
That's...
Angelic Spider Pig song.
I haven't seen the Simpsons movie in 15 years.
Icaramba.
Dress up your Simpsons.
Oh, here's the other genre that I forgot to mention.
Every time I do old Flash games...
What was that?
Every time I do old Flash games,
always a dress up involved. Always.
Play. Play more games.
Play more games. Play.
Strawberry clock. Play more games. Play.
It's just like visual clutter though because everything's off to the side.
the side. So, I could see Homer. These are his famous outfits.
Chat, you've seen him in these outfits before.
You must have.
I think he looks great.
It looks like he's going to go deliver some beat poetry in 1991.
All right.
Find Homer.
I saw Mario.
All right.
Find Homer.
Okay.
Okay
You just
Yeah, you just have to find letters
There's the M that yeah MG Matt greening. It's his hair and
No, too
Hmm. Yes. Is this the episode? This is the one, isn't it? Who shot Mr. Burns?
Literally, a huge spoiler moment, by the way, Chatford. Like, who is this Simpson? Is that
a reporter Simpson? That's not Gregal. I would know Gregal
anywhere. That's my favorite character growing up. What was the drink that Bart was really
really good at making was it in Manhattan?
it was
yeah well that was fine Homer very exciting
simpson's Pac-Man
beard
okay
alright dog
This is what I'm after. I love Pac-Man against the screenshot of another game.
Oh fuck. Uh...
Sorry, I'm gonna try to mute this for Johnny's sake. Oh, it doesn't even go...
That's the loop?
It's chat. The loop is like a second.
All right, but it's still enough to get claimed so unfortunately
Oh, no, no, no, that was just death. Okay, I
Well those Pac-Man this is grandpa dancer
Prepare yourself for grandpa Abe Simpson experience. I think that's the Blade Runner font
I don't know what this is.
Oh my god.
Oh, you know, the main Simpson characters, Professor, Palmer, Maggie, and Bender.
What are these backgrounds?
Oh, the moleman is here too!
This is the best thing I've ever played!
Oh my god!
I love this!
Crazy dancing.
uh...
it keeps resetting the background
uh...
well, wow, that was amazing
uh... man, Homer ATV is now
i'm so happy this shit was preserved
Like, that's something that someone probably was like,
I would rather this not exist.
Chad, is anything kind of wrong with Palmer's head?
Or is that just me?
Looks a little non-standard.
I'm going on an ATV ride, until the boy, I'll be back before sundown.
I'm fine!
I need to find a way to go to MINE and have a drink, MINE!
Amazing. Homer saves Marge.
He's naked, isn't he?
That's cool.
Flanner's abducted Marge. Homer must give his best to overcome obstacles and save her.
Alright, that's all I need to know.
Oh my god.
It's the Super Mario World jumping sound.
That was easy.
It's a devil bird.
What is that?
Hipbox?
Oh, you do have a shoot.
You can shoot grenades.
Homer's famous grenades.
Heh. Symphony of the Night sound effects, yeah.
Oh my god.
I think I'm good.
Um, Simpson, Homer Simpson x-ray, that's another, oh, that's another genre of course
that you will see for every possible thing, ever, is, um, Dr. Games.
So low quality, yeah, there we go, that's better.
Don't think you can interact with anything in particular.
It's signed Matt Groening again, so I'm wondering if this was official from like the official
Simpsons web page or something, but is he ate the cake toppers and spicy pepper or didn't
digest it? Watch. He's got a marker in his brain. Is that why he's jaundiced? Homer
Or Simpson's great adventure.
This seems familiar.
The crayon in his brain is canon.
Oh.
Leggo.
Someone out there has nostalgia for this.
There's definitely someone who's like, no, Vinny.
Vinny found my favorite game growing up.
I've been looking for that forever.
But this is the last game, but with one last thing you can do. You can't shoot grenades.
You can get stuff on balloons. That's a feature.
Woohoo!
Great.
Homer's Truck.
Sure are a lot of truck physics games.
I'm like amazed that these were dug out of a fucking trash can from the age long past
to be compiled here for the stream tonight.
This one looks good.
Whoa! No, no, no!
It's just one of these games, this is like a million of these games, I like that, but
what would you even call this genre?
I played a lot of this though growing up.
slop
toss the turtle clones
yeah sure
simpson bike is next so i wonder what this is going to be like
exactly what we think it's going to be like is probably what it's going to be
any bottom right corner what it what is what does you mean
lines part
all
his
always a new button
i'm sorry you think
you think these buttons work
the tall parts
chat are related to the regular Barts. And they're from a completely different galaxy.
Did he get taller? Yo, when you flip over, BART gets taller!
Hey!
Now the tall parts aren't a myth, they're real.
In the hierarchy of parts, they're probably like the top of the food chain.
Hm.
This one's called Simpson Drift.
That's not that funny, Bart.
Oh, my favorite Simpson characters.
Bart, Lisa, and Simpson.
Why is she barefoot?
I don't know why is part evil there are no answers to any of these questions
Comic book guy comic book guy comic book guy
Great fun it's nice
Worst segment ever?
Oh, that is...
That is a very...
Giveaway sentence.
If you think this is a worst segment ever, then you've been here for two weeks or three
weeks maximum.
Oh, I'm the fake fan. Oh, worst segment ever. Oh, fuck. All right. I feel so ashamed. I'm
just going to turn that game off. I didn't want to, but I have to now because I feel
just ashamed.
Sorry, chat member. You deserved an apology. Here's how I apologize. I play Simpson Hoops.
Oh boy. That's a really kind of 3D-ish homer.
Homer. Homer.
Actually kinda good.
Like, way better than a lot of the other shit I played here.
Oh man.
Maggie, give me the ball!
I'm shooting hoops with a soccer ball though, which I find kind of strange.
Oh, there's combos too, that's kind of cool.
Nice.
all those balls and i still couldn't make it work
genuinely
not bad at all
as someone who grew up playing a lot of flash games just because there's an
infinite number of them and they were free
play them
this was my uh...
this is my way of just like
getting bored for like an hour and instead of doom-scrolling or looking at
like ten second clips
it would just be looking for flash games to play
or even flash animations but specifically flash games
i would have definitely enjoyed playing this one
probably even double the length of the plate
like i'm going to play today
and i've lost the skill
definitely
better than it has any right to be now we get a couple more before i show you
some bootlegs i got simpson's arcade
all men bartholomew
holly-a-fart
and it's guns
course
hahahaha
sideshow bob
and and burns oh shit
The GoldenEye reload noise!
He's so cool!
Kill 7 enemies!
That's great.
Those games were real popular too, a lot of them were really mindless.
I liked ones with upgrades and different weapons you could buy.
This one is called Street Fight.
In the Flash era, if you were a serious developer, you would have your own intro like that.
Alright, here we go.
Uh, Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin.
Why do they look so happy?
They're proportionally wrong.
Where's Homer's nose?
Uh, it's tucked under his eyes.
Pretty bad.
This goes through the most th-
you
In the year 2603, in the castle system, a city once corrupted is liberated, but the
The onslaught of the following war made all progress irrelevant.
The saw rise in bounty hunters and guerrilla units.
And then it's this when it starts.
Oh my god, what is wrong with him?
This is an even taller Bart!
Hacking?
That was a computer?
Chad, this is fucking weird!
Fevery complete.
seems like it was a sprite swap uh that seems yeah kind of likely
Touch color switch to open matching barrier.
Yeah, no, it completes the level and Mega Man dies, it's strange.
I just think like the absolute insanity of all of that story.
It was like serious world building.
And then you start the game and you're Bart Simpson.
I just blew my mind.
Will we ever see any more of that lore?
I don't know.
The Simpsons Hidden Stars.
Haha, that's cute.
Uh-uh.
Yeah!
Bard has no shoes?
Well, yeah, Paul didn't have shoes on the cover of Abbey Road.
Yeah!
You know, cause he was dead.
You know, I was dead across the street, dead.
That took me shoes off to signify I was in fact clone.
A lookalike contest winner.
Named Billy Shears.
Yeah!
We're Homer Simpson's lonely hot club band.
This is official. Yeah, I've seen this before.
I've seen it. I didn't know Matt's brain and drew it, but I've seen the art.
Just find the hidden stars.
Did I miss anything, chat?
Uh-oh.
Car?
Wheel of white car.
Wow.
It's this art again.
Yeah!
Shield arcade. Got it, thank you.
Not yet.
Simpsons Slingshot also plays the Simpsons theme. I don't think this will get claimed. This is again Final Fantasy 7 soundfont, but Sergeant Pepper.
Okay, uh, is this Angry Birds?
Kinda? Not really, not really. Just just aim.
That's it. Just aim.
No.
Whoa!
They exploded.
I mean, yeah, it's okay. This is better than some of the other crap. It's not much to it, but it's some physics
I would have played this for about 10 minutes
Simpsons Underworld
Game Beepie!
Oh my god
That is another really great face. We've seen a lot of good Simpsons, and we didn't even get to the bootlegs yet.
Walk. Shoot. JKL. Alright.
Huh.
Oh, okay. Some are green.
Uh...
What is going on?
This is...
I don't know how to feel about this one.
It's fucked up, bro.
It's alright.
Some green dudes.
I don't think they wanted to draw more than one person.
Fucking game BB. I knew it.
I knew it, game BB. I knew it!
I kind of wanted to see if there would be any other enemies, but it's... man.
It's kind of also like... I don't know how you die in this game. It's kind of really
easy? I mean it can't even hit you most of the time. Oh great game. Quality. Get the
the iPod. I think the iPod gives you life. I'm curious to see if they went so far as to
giving Bart any kind of death animation?
Let's see.
Don't give up!
No. Give up.
Ultimate Bart Simpson soundboard.
Can you give me some of those one-time trouble, morphing?
Allow me to demonstrate.
How sweet it is!
Oh, of course.
No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Wait a minute, did that?
Buttman!
And finally wood carving Simpson
What I know there is a tutorial
Huh.
This is fun.
Ah, Simpson.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Simpson. Wait, wait, wait.
Have an idea.
Kind of gets really weirdly glitchy.
It's not an easy game to play.
Like, you click it and it works maybe 40% of the time?
Now, I can show you some bootleg Simpsons as a bonus.
There's a pretty big pack here, so I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to all
of them.
There's also um Flintstones too, so you know what?
Let's start with shirts. I think Simpson shirts I've seen the most of and in just in terms of bootlegs
I feel like I have
All right, here we go you're looking at a bootleg Simpson mask it might be real, but it looks bootleg
Here we go. Here's, um, Discover Chiropractic.
Straighten up, dude!
No...
No, what's not?
Repeat, man.
UNLV. Is it the University of Las Vegas?
UNLV kicks ass.
Yeah.
Bart and Calvin.
Even easy man don't have a cow. Oh Calvin and Hobbes
Everest no problem. That's a fucked up Bart
Mr.. That's not Bart. That's mr. Nepal I
May not go down in history, but I'll go down on your little
Like week 1992
That's hinged don't have a cow be here now
That's that's how I feel that right now I'm feeling that right now
I think we all could learn from this wise Simpson
I think, you know, it's cool. We just calm it down. Bart Hammer can't touch this. That is
Orderline
That that doesn't look like Bart or MC Hammer
Bart simski so where's the pierogies dude?
Uh, Bad Bart Club.
Wow, that's a Twin Peaks parody shirt.
Uh oh.
Art Holstein, don't have a cartoon man, radical moo.
Friends, let you down.
We're number one.
I've been waiting to meet you.
How about the same here, dude?
Again, just weird proportions.
Turtles like jacked in strange ways
and also kind of looks like a Mario brother turtle.
the baby kids is this where we were baby's kids but simpsons we don't die we
multiply is wait is this actually based on the movie baby's kids yes it's based
on the movie. Oh. I've seen the movie maybe once and I know the game is terrible.
Taste of Chicago 90. Great food, dude.
Don't have a Bart, man.
Is that Mike Tyson as Bart Simpson?
Oh, that's, that's, that's hilarious.
And it's like, realistic.
Oh, it's some of the other shirts we've seen, too.
There's a lot of Black Barts.
Some worse than others.
But this one just straight up says, my name is Black Bart.
What's your name?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
That's that's something is the 90s was a weird time.
And then.
I don't know what's going on over here, but also Brett scripture.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
And then there's like reptilian Simpsons.
These again, the Mike Tyson one is amazing because it's just realistic Mike Tyson kind
of but also Bart head.
I can't touch this.
It's more MC Hammer.
It's so of its tie.
It's so early 90s.
Wow.
dead head and proud of it man
oh no it's the fashion police
tail hook 91 I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove a thing and what's
going on here
it's it's like a
a bikini lady and gambling and Jack Daniels and beer
What's tail hook 91?
Someone said it was a scandal of some kind.
I was six.
Why would they make a shirt like that?
Why is Bart on a shirt like this is a weird fucking segment?
Bart knows rowing.
Just do it, man.
Colin Bart. Colin Bonn. My name is Panama.
Blueberry Stomp 91. 15 kilometer road race Plymouth, Indiana Labor Day weekend. Labor Day.
What's going on here with these tall Simpsons?
They just shoehorned Simpsons into everything in 91.
Okay.
Great things going on the Simpsons.
non-standard, possibly not official. I don't know what would give me that idea, but it's
just a thought.
Okay. Art knows cardiology. Watch it, dude.
It's the shoes, man.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Simpson.
I mean, that's the natural collab.
Bart Trek!
Live long and eat my phaser, dude.
Man, it's just like pop culture collision
with all of this shit.
What's... Okay, Chad, I'm sorry to do this.
But...
It's weird they're doing original series when
Clearly, the Simpsons overlaps with TNG. I mean, come on!
Pop Culture Collision sounds like a good segment title.
I'm down. If anyone wants to help...
Let's do it. I don't know what it is, but I like the name.
Pop Culture Collision sounds like a great name.
We'll figure something out.
What?!
Rude dude, letter rip dude, fart butt head.
Chat, you are witnessing the most 90s image.
Like this is perfect.
Jolly's changing his steam name now.
Oh, fart butt head.
There you go.
The Sampson's.
That's another TV show from the... I don't think it was running in the 90s. It was probably reruns by then, right?
Like, Sanford and... Is that what's going on here?
No? What is this?
Not running in the 90s.
I don't know.
The Jeffersons. Oh, okay. Just say no. I know that logo, but I don't know why I know it.
Just say N2O. Oh, that's the Grateful Dead, right? Stop squirming, man. Class of 93. Scarface
Alcimcino.
Oh, man.
That's a great name.
Do the Rap Man, cool dude.
That.
Why?
It's called Kusougi, man.
Wait, is that Gile?
Kusougi is poop, isn't it?
Is it shit?
Or a Karnov?
Like a hard game?
Or something?
Kusougi?
No, that's...
No.
Shit games.
Yeah.
And it's Karnov.
That's weird.
Family.
Yeah.
M.C. Bart.
And chat, I know many of you were not around for the early 90s.
I cannot express how popular M.C. Hammer was
for a little while. It was such a small period of time.
Obviously the songs were played, but you know after that.
Hammer was huge.
And I think this kind of proves it.
Like, or kinda.
It's just so many Bart hammers.
Hello, my name is Bad Bart.
Who the hell are you?
Eat my shorts.
Okay.
Action equals life.
AIDS is a global crisis, dude.
Ignorance equals fear.
Yeah.
Thanks, Bart.
Bolt?
Let's see, Bolt? Impossible to clone?
This is Bert? No.
Built? Maybe built?
Oh, I don't know.
Reggae dude party animal.
Oh, the fun never ends, does it?
What is that hair?
Oh my God.
Is this their take on Bart Simpson?
Simpson dreadlocks?
The joint is massive.
Oh God, this is awful putrid stuff.
The ear has shaped this beautiful body?
What are you talking about?
What is this a shirt about for?
Who?
Why?
Jesus.
I had a cowman.
We're in the same gang.
Jesus.
Dang.
MC Hammer again, the West Coast Rap All Stars.
Remember Chad, there was West versus East Coast.
That was happening when I was younger.
I didn't understand it.
I didn't really, I didn't know until later
what was going on, but some pretty good stuff
across the board to be honest, but I guess that was
the fourth to park
a big
magic part okay like magic Johnson part knows basketball yeah
Kelly Lakers
mill
No, Tori is B.A.R.T.
It's never ending.
Man, Simpsons and Raph go together hand in hand. Who knew? Bart Simpson. I'm open man.
Philadelphia Eagles. Totally offensive, dude.
Bart Tracy. You just killed Batman?
That's weird. That's just proportionally wrong on many levels.
Fort Simpsons. I love this.
From Groovy Samson.
So is that Bjorp?
I need Joel to pronounce that Bjorp.
CraftyFest98
I was at the 10th annual CraftyFest. Where the hell were you?
I was...
Personally 13, so I couldn't be there.
Burt, eat my shorts!
Oh, that's a problem don't have a yak man don't have a yak man okay it's like
white part and finally we got white part oh my god what the fuck is this
I'm like actually disturbed by this a little bit
Nelson Mandela the dude's my hero will be right back
Don't have a box new Bayek Simpson
The Simpsons go funky reggae
Yeah, again, just lots of stuff like this in the 90s too.
Why not?
I'm sure it's still a thing, but crossing over with Simpson just seems like, yeah, everyone
was doing it.
Bart Simpson, I'm open, man.
Totally defensive.
Oh, playing both teams, Buffalo Bills.
The Simpsons playing mahjong.
That says offensive, not defensive.
You're right.
Oh god, the Simpsons mahjong is interesting.
Bart Marley.
Jamaica forever.
So much weed.
I like the sideshow bob hair.
have a cold one dudes
huge tavern
throop
p.a.
where the fuck is throop?
p- what a great name
throop
p.a. let's see where that is
the first image i see is just like
nature
just trees
i don't think it's
um...
well it's near scranton
so i've been
chat i might have
i might have
driven through throop
I think I've driven through through
Yeah, for sure I have
Interesting
Bart knows books Bart knows beer Bart knows babes. Oh, no, there's so much wrong here
Bart's underage cannot drink and wait Bart is that's who is these?
bad
Oh
Discover straighten up dude chiropractic
And the yeah that that looks us back around well there you go
That was some great content. I don't who made this pack
Who made this bad yeah mad clown
That's a good. That's good, man. Oh
Man, that's that's cool. Hang on. We're not done with Simpson shirts yet though
because
We haven't done
The Gulf War Simpson shirts.
Yeah, dude. Hey, Saddam, can't touch us. Hammer Time USA.
This is a pop culture collision.
Rembart, eat my shorts Hussain.
Ok.
He's very emaciated, it looks.
Golf Defender, in case of war, break the glass.
Ok.
Okay.
War in the Gulf 91.
I was there, dude, and it sucked.
Operation Desert Storm.
What?
Okay, listen, I have questions, of course, of the appropriateness of even putting
Bart on the shirt, but he was a fucking genuinely a phenomenon.
was massively popular. However, my main question is what's going on with the eyes
is what I want to know.
Operation Desert Shield. Go ahead, Sadam. Make my day.
What golf crisis time to kick Hussein's butt man
Hey dude, this scuds for you.
Who's sane?
Sure as hell ain't who's sane.
Mess with the best?
Die like the rest and it's Bart punching Saddam Hussein or choking him out or whatever.
I don't add it. Yeah.
Yo, sit down. I'm Bart and I'm pissed.
Chat. Why is Bart stepping on dead Barts?
there may never be an answer that was that was that was amazing I think we're
gonna have to do a part 2 to this because there's so much good stuff but but toys
this is a really intense pack of Simpson bootlegs and merchandise but
let's do one more section of this pack because this is I'm enjoying this well I
I say enjoying it. I'm dying a little on the inside every I don't know a minute and a half, but that's all right
Here we go
This is Simpson toys
They all have they tongues out well two of them do all right barely looks like Homer
Marge whatever that they're
Okay buzz light year but Bart
That's fairly gormless
Oh boy.
So that's a duck.
Someone thought that mold was a good idea.
And then it got actual mold on it.
Another non-standard Simpson.
This one looks like an alien.
It's not yellow.
It's really weirdly painted.
Proportions completely wrong.
I hate it.
Then we got key chains.
So let's see.
Ah yes.
Homer with his mouth wide open, Marge with her superpowers or migraine, not sure.
Bart doing a Roman salute.
We got, oh, Maggie is just kind of there, it's like a dumpling.
And of course, the famous blue-haired Lisa, which would make a lot of sense if you think
about it, because, you know, Marge's hair and everything.
I think they just assumed that was correct.
I don't think they had ever actually watched The Simpsons.
What's that?
What names did you make up for these characters here, Chet?
It went away.
Spider Bart.
He loves that wave.
That's his favorite.
From the show, too. I remember from the show.
Oh.
Oh, they're a little crust on them too, but it's the ravages of time.
Yeah.
Who's this guy?
Blomer?
Yeah.
If I saw that, I would buy that.
Yeah, if I saw that I would buy that like honestly I I've seen at like in Vegas and at various malls
I've been to like the Mario ones and and there's a lot of Mario ones that are like you know
incorrect we'll say like Luigi Mario's and Wario while Luigi Mario's etc etc um
Um, genuinely though, I'm wondering if they do that on purpose, just so you'd like people
would buy the incorrect one.
Like they cut, you know, they sneak a couple shitty ones in there on purpose because it's
like a fun gag gift.
Well, then there's real ones that are like, good-ish, and you know, if there's a way
to avoid copyright by making them mixed up and wrong, they're also selling ones that
look more real.
It's hard to say, but I would buy fucked up ones on purpose, so I would be the target audience there. This looks all right.
This doesn't.
No, I don't like that.
Simpson $5,000 what for the whole collection?
the
as a lot going on there
that's the chilean
case of notes
that does that look like
dollars
it's five dot zero zero it's five dollars all
these parts have seen better days
this one's like you got into a fight
Look at it, tooth knocked out.
This one is like just...
Ah, no.
No, no.
Funny Simpson riders skater.
You know what I will say from this concept art or whatever to final product, at least it's more Simpson like.
Los Simpson.
It's an action set, including purple Bart and hey chat look purple Homer.
Homer.
Okay, I don't know what the reference here is, but that's fine.
That is like fetal.
Goddamn.
That, um, what is it?
It's, uh, fucking something, boy.
Oh, Astro Boy, yeah.
A Homer.
65% off of the sad and incorrect millhouse.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm looking at. I think that's a blow up Palmer. But again, flesh tone, like,
I don't know. I can't tell by the proportions. I'm not getting enough info. Long, Lisa and
smush part. I've seen, I think, something like this. Yeah. That big toothy grin gets a little
disturbing when there's no, like, actual teeth colored in. Okay, well, that's kind of neat,
whatever it's supposed to reference.
Hanging on with the Simpsons. Aloha, man.
Yeah, I don't remember that episode, but I haven't seen all of them.
A lot of episodes out there.
The Americans.
No copyright infringement here.
None I like how they're still in the plastic and and also look like this
Homer's pretty good too. Oh
What you want Lisa's saxophone or Bart skateboard or Marge's
whatever
Maggie's famous scooter, Homer's famous jackhammer, I think.
No, you just get a drawing.
Sorry.
Simpson, I would so buy that.
Oh, man.
It just says Simpson.
Oh, that's brilliant.
Oh, another Simpson.
Flexible Bay Bar.
Fireball, I guess different languages for flexible.
Oh, this one's open.
Simpson.
Big hands.
I don't like proportions on these parts.
I just don't like them.
It's kind of cute.
What's the story here though?
Like, there's like a person in like the background of the photo.
Did they go to the bathroom?
Pantsuit.
Pantsuit
Again Homer puppetry
Wooden car puppet, what would you call that chat?
Marionette
Kirk van Houten the incredible Kirk van Houten that's funny
Long part
Good faces across the board here but I think there's one clear winner for me.
The news today. Oh boy about a lucky Bart who became Goku
Sailor mo
Yeah, what's your problem? What are you looking at? I?
Know I got nice legs
Gizmo, oh, that's funny. I'd like that one Gizmo
That's that's good. Oh
Fuck that's
weird and awesome
Simpsila, dude
All right
Yeah, I'm impressed by these there's some actual work has gone into this shit
I don't know if why wizard
It's like Simpsons and Random Wizard.
Okay, uh, plastic glass eye Bart?
When Bart and Homer go through the matter, transporter at the same time.
Not at all what Lisa looks like. It's fine.
Oh!
Come TV, come dot LV.
Oh, what's going on there?
The Simpsons, you can stop.
It's my favorite quote from Bart.
You know, I, Karamba, eat my shorts.
You can stop.
So I'm noticing though like Homer is fucking wide this dude is working out
and also 3d Homer choking Bart regular Simpson art he's massive he's built like
a fucking like brick shithouse this guy let's see Bart's crusty but not so bad
Maggie also, Marge also kind of normal-ish. What happened to Lisa? Like, is huge, first of all,
like, approaching the size of Marge and Homer and had stretch face, big.
Yeah, that's that's crazy fucking merchandise
This looks like someone and I can't put my finger on who
You can stop
Hey Karamba Bart Kagon is that a coil
I can't really tell if the Bart comes with a poop. I don't see a coil.
That gun means shitter in Spanish. Oh shitting shitting bar.
hard. Homer. I love that. What a great image that is.
What the fuck happened to Krusty the Clown?
I mean Gruntskeeper Willy's a little fucked up too.
The part is melting and sad.
Oh my god, he looks so dejected, his hands in his pocket and everything.
He just looks miserable to be here.
Chat I thought Maggie was a flower in a flower pot.
Like what are you doing?
And then Krusty, they didn't even try.
No point was an attempt made to get Krusty even close to correct.
They didn't even bother filling in his face.
Which, again, I know the makeup and everything, but it's it's pretty.
Oh.
OK.
You know, I've seen a lot of toys and collectibles where it's just like
cute thing and then skull on the inside that's showing Mario Bart Mario
Simpson movie who bad promotional product right here
I've seen this. I've shown this.
I think it's felt as in I felt bad looking at it.
And that's, you know, that's part one of the fucking Simpsons bootlegs.
We've got plenty more.
We got plenty more. I mean, there's some good stuff here.
We got jewelry, cakes, real products, intentional bootlegs,
intentional bootlegs, weed, tattoos, flintstones, and some videos, we got this bootleg from Port
Landy, if anyone remembers that, part scompson, yeah, but also, yes, flintstones, flintstones.
We'll take a break chat. I'll be back. Wrong. Correct. I'll be back with Mario,
Mario. Liminal Mario. The most algorithmically friendly Mario yet. Maybe.
Welcome back. That's Snake Eyes by Trouble. They were featured in the third season of Twin Peaks,
which I haven't gotten to yet because I can't make it past season two.
It's my second time trying.
Fucking morons. I mean, it's me.
But hi, welcome back to the stream.
Does anyone know who made this?
I need to, I want to give them credit, but I don't know who made this.
It's one of those things that just kind of, someone sent to me along the way somewhere.
But this is actually real, because in the new Silent Hill movie, which is a Silent Hill 2 retelling,
James smokes a blunt on the way to Silent Hill.
And I don't know, I haven't seen it, but I've heard, I've heard, I've heard.
So I think that's cool. I like when people tell their own stories. Give a character traits of their own. I think it's fun.
I'm watching Night of the Seven Kingdoms, right? And Game of Thrones left such a bad taste in my mouth. In fact, I never have anything to rewatch.
watch a single episode of the Game of Thrones TV show House of the Dragon
started going off the rails because it started getting season two was getting
real dumb and not it was okay but not really doing it for me and I'm not that
excited for it but I'm watching the this Night of the Seven Kingdom show which
is a very very simple tale that gets a little more complicated and I really
like it. And the most recent episode was the most I gave a shit about Game of Thrones or
anything in Westeros since like season five. And I'm like, that's interesting. Let me,
let me learn a little bit more about this. And it turns out it's really accurate to
the books, the little novellas, and that George R. R. Martin had had very heavy involvement
getting his adaptation made and getting it to the screen.
So he was like pretty on point
with making sure people were like,
this is the tone I'm looking for, this is the story.
It's funny how, I think it's just interestingly,
I think about Lord of the Rings.
I'm not saying Georgia Martin's the same caliber,
but it's just interesting when you stick
to the source material, you can create something
pretty cool.
and then I think about the Witcher show and then John Halo fucking and I think
about lots of other cool stuff and James smoking a blunt on the way to Silent Hill
and I just I love when I love when directors do that they should do more
of that anyway that's the soapbox for the night he's very good at writing when
he actually writes stuff but I'm true
six American products at us British do far better the first one is Chris or as
the Americans call them chips their top-selling Chris are called lies but they
absolutely pay in comparison to Britain's top-selling Chris the fantastic
mega pussy. Next up is that every essential washing powder the top US selling brand is
called Tide. But this absolute trash should go and hide when it comes up against Britain's
top selling powder the impeccable ultra slut. Now America's top selling cereal is called
Cheerios. This dry as a bone oat based cereal doesn't have anything on its British counterpart.
The incredibly delicious British shitter bricks. Now the Americans of course don't
really drink much tea but the best one I can find which is a top seller is called
Purely brewed tea.
Us Brits knocked this one clearly out of the park without super delicious urine or tea.
The Americans wouldn't be able to handle its full body flavor and strong aftertaste.
Now one thing the Americans do do quite well is these laced, grilled bacon chips.
But they still come out as absolute losers when they go against Britain's massive-selling cock bacon.
Chad, welcome to Liminal Mario's.
Here we discover...
the liminal quiet desperation of Super Mario Brothers 64.
No, I'm just kidding. It's a bunch of garbage.
Hey, Mario!
This is your usual Mario catch-up.
Alg-Algo super-friendly liminal Mario title.
However,
Kitting aside, I do genuinely have something here called Liminal Dream.
It is Mario 64, but a little different than you remember it.
I have other Mario things that are not going to be liminal.
But this first thing we start with will be whatever liminal means anymore, I think.
So it should be fun.
I want to recommend B3313 if you like this, or you want actual other liminal marios.
This is not done yet, of course, but it does lag a little bit.
Hey, that's not supposed to be there, but this reminds me a lot of B3313.
This could use some of Kaze's code.
The world of Mario moves so fast.
Chat.
Like every month I have a new full segment of Mario things because people just keep
Making stuff. For Mario 64 or otherwise, it's insane.
And you won't stop playing.
I won't. I will not.
This is what you call bread and butter.
Oh, that's weird. I grew up playing Mario, and, um, chat. I wandered those hallowed halls
for years, looking for a personalized emotion. And the only place I really found it was
What dry world?
I'm thinking what dry world is the main reason
that all these like weird Mario 64 copypastas and like
YouTube videos and discussions of
its sadness
kind of emerged
and it really did actually feel that way when I was younger what dry world was
really weird and it had like that strange sky box
and it had that strange abandoned city
And I've told the story before, but I'll tell it again, when I was younger, so I guess some
maybe 11 or 12, when Mario 64 came out.
So I was the perfect age for Mario 64.
Unknown Star in the Plexus.
My cousin who is not the club cousin, but he was a couple years older than me, came
over and he was watching me play Mario 64 and it was one of those like again you
show that to someone who mainly had like Genesis and it's kind of a mindblower
and I went to Wet Dry World and I invented this whole story of this
peoples that lived there. And like, you know, a tale of what once was lost, and how the town
became abandoned, and I was just doing it to be a weird asshole, I guess, because it was
all a lie. And I told him it was a lie later, but it was just like me making stories up.
But it was fun, and that's exactly the kind of stuff that I think people gravitated towards
in, you know, later internet.
And now, like, people just make videos of weird, you know, quiet, liminal spaces in,
like, Madden 95.
But it started with Mario, and now people are making liminal, liminal marios.
I don't think there's a level exit, but I want to see as many levels as I can.
This is still work in progress, but I think it's up to 3.0 right now.
I want to see what kind of other levels there are.
No, chat, what I meant to say was I found this copy of Mario 64.
It was in that weird hotel.
It was just, it was just in like a trash can.
You know the, you know the weird hotel.
Everyone knows it now.
Saddam's Hotel.
It was a long, it was in the dumpster
alongside a Simpsons t-shirt.
That was kind of strange.
But all of these levels seem to just be a weird wide open spaces, not too many enemies.
I don't know if I call all of this stuff liminal, I think for one the music kind of works against
that concept a little bit.
It's like super liminal, or like liminal.
Let's see.
Definitely needs different music for a different vibe.
Yeah, if this had like, weird, like, um, I don't know, just the synths of Mario 64,
just kind of playing and, and like, doing something like, um, do you know the, the caves in Ocarina of Time?
Like that kind of shit.
But I am curious, let's see, let's keep going.
Let's check out whatever levels are available to check out.
Oh, what is this wing?
Is this where the leg is coming from?
Trees inside the castle?
That's right, that's wrong.
Oh, I like this one.
The school.
Liminal doesn't mean creepy.
I know, chat member, language changes though.
Like liminal has, it means an area in between areas, like an airport or like a big weird
sky bridge or something.
Not, it's not even weird.
It's not something that, you know, it's not an area that you are to live in or remain
for long.
And I do like spaces like that.
But I think over the past couple years, the Ward liminal has started to mean different
things.
It has different connotations, especially in the video game sense.
So maybe not specifically creepy, but just a little bit off-weird space that evokes some
Some kind of emotion unsettling in its emptiness as a champ member just said.
It's like the positive version of eerie.
Well, I've played enough Liminal crap at this point that sometimes it's just eerie that
people go for.
It's weirdly you can exit that course, but others you couldn't.
So it's like the interconnected areas between courses, like inter-courses.
That looks interesting. We'll come back to that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Vinnie, you are not funny.
Yeah, I know.
Big pit.
Oh, thank you for the raid, Jules. I appreciate that. Hope you're doing alright.
Hello everyone, we're playing Liminal Mario, but the music is kind of making it less liminal
and just more Mario with strange levels.
Oh, what is this slide?
Why- oh.
Oh, god!
This is like weird angles the slide.
I want to try to do that one more time.
I'm not going to do the weedwacker noise chat.
I'm working on a new noise.
I'm working on a leaf blower.
Just give me a minute.
If I die again, then you'll hear it, but it can't be force that has to happen, like the air cannot be forced.
I said I'm working on it.
I wonder if there actually is a key.
Oh!
Purple area!
Oh, okay.
Well, you know what?
There's more to this than I expected, so let's go here- excuse me, we don't need to do
the slide again.
I want to experience the melancholic loneliness of whatever this is.
you know chat when I thought of liminal mario 64 in my brain I thought mario
just going through, fuck, through, um, like, liminal, strange areas. I didn't think it was
going to mean, like, weird platforming. I'm just, I'm muting this for a second. I just
I just want to see, hang on, I want to try something, Zelda cave music, right?
We can do the one from Twilight Princess.
I'm going to do play back 0.5%.
Now.
Listen, the Nintendo 64 cannot handle pure liminality.
I'm good. We don't need to go back there. We saw it.
A bombs?
I was going to say something really mean and I'm going to still say it because I've set
it up now, like REM losing my religion. So I can't not say it, but um, no, I think you
You could just slap the word liminal on mediocre level design and it just, it works.
Yeah, it's a bomb battlefield, unknown star in the plexus.
Okay, unfortunately, this is, I can't exit from here.
I'm going to reset.
Uh, yeah, B3313, if this is going for that vibe,
B3313 is one of the most interesting Mario 64
ROM hacks I've ever played. And, uh,
Yeah, I think kind of going more in that direction would be cool for something like this.
I do like all the castle areas a lot.
That's my favorite part.
You have to stand still to exit levels, really?
Which you still never went back to?
Remember, I think I played like six hours of B3313 total.
That's a lot.
Yeah, the frame rates certainly don't happen.
And even like trying to think,
How would you do a liminal Mario 64 without objectives of any kind?
Is that possible?
Is that too boring?
Because here there's some coins and some stars and some objectives.
That's like all the levels are kind of familiar but different
and weird and just wrong.
Walking Simulator Mario could work if it's weird enough. I think so.
Again, B3313 is a good example of that.
Linear level based with one level taking you to another.
No enemies, weird music.
Yeah, I think the way I would do it, and again, this is just personal preference.
Now, the person that made this put a lot of work into this, I think it's cool for what it is.
But I would, yeah, that would be my thing is just strange level design, weird textures.
Oh, God!
Levels should have secret star spots, the chat member said, I mean,
the Mario, the level after Mario leaves, that's an interesting concept.
These all levels? Oh my god. Oh, there's so much of this.
And all of it is really laggy.
Just for the sake of some musical variety, I'm going to go back to the actual soundtrack.
So you just have to stay still, is that real?
Then pause.
Oh, thank you!
But I feel like that's lost forbidden knowledge that I once had.
Yoshi level?
No, no Yoshi level.
Smiling Princess Peach level?
No, that was also a thing in the regular Mario 64. Yeah, I just forgot about it, I guess.
Is that Mario Party?
To pee. To pee.
Did the window shining on Peach go anywhere?
No.
That feels like it would be a good secret though.
Again, B3313 took, like, just whatever random idea
and just turned it into a like a small strange area Luigi there he is that's him
that's him it's funny because the next thing I'm gonna show you after this is
the most insanely optimized incredible looking Mario 64 I've seen in a while
That runs, I believe, on real hardware, but specifically it works in the same setting, if you know what I mean.
Oh, monkey level!
This is the one I sent you doesn't work on console. Oh, okay. I figure maybe with Kaze's optimizations.
Not Kaze. It's going to be 64 modders remake. That might be it, yeah.
Okay, we'll look for one more level here and then we'll check out some other stuff.
M1? That means Mario 1 lives. Normal. Nothing to worry about. No, no, no.
What if, oh man, dude, what if you could jump into a Mario painting and you end up in his
inner, like, psyche?
And it's like, just pasta and like, plumbing and regret and mustache.
Psychonauts.
Yeah, basically.
Basically. Princess Peach? Yeah, she's in there somewhere.
This looks like an evening room.
Yeah, the castle is appropriately weird, and I think it fits
that description pretty nicely. I'm a fan of the castle.
Mario with a raccoon tail?
game Mario.
There's much castle.
Oh, it's this place.
Oh man, I thought we were going to head to the Eye of Sauron or something.
goes to Mordor. That was an Elden Ring screenshot. One does not simply Bing Bing Wahoo into
And more door.
Pipe maze level?
Yeah, this works a little bit better for me, for the liminal descriptor.
But here's the other issue, exiting the course is like, yeah, it takes you kind of forever
to get back to where you were.
That's base game.
I know. Just for a castle this huge.
Alright, one more. One more area.
There's a door that I could've, I think I could've gone into.
I zigged when I could've zagged, you know.
Suspicious pipe and cage.
I don't think I went through... oh wait, no.
There might only be one door here.
Yup, it's just this one. Well, hang on a minute, what's this?
Okay.
Man, even though I'm kind of complaining a little bit about this when I was a kid, I would
have paid good money to play something like this on my Nintendo 64 game console to have
more Mario's.
Even if it made no goddamn sense, I would have been happy to just run around in like
some semblance of any kind of new level.
Good parents, good money. Hey, I made allowance.
Wait, that's also not my money.
I, you know, again, I don't mean to be, um, I don't mean to be rude about it, because
Because I like a lot of the idea of that.
Liminal Mario 64 is such a cool thing.
And again, B3313 did a good job at it.
That did a good job with Peach's Castle.
I really don't mean any like shittiness when I say it has potential.
I think I mean it has potential.
So of course, I have another really cool Mario 64
that's incredibly impressive.
But in typical Vinny fashion,
I have to show you something called Super-Sized Mario Bros.
So those that click on this video in the future
and they're like, wow, Liminal Mario,
I'm gonna watch that.
Then they have to see this.
This is liminal.
But all new grounds.
You've played this?
What's wrong with me?
I didn't make this.
There's a classic.
Pfft!
Great.
2009? I believe that was uploaded?
Yeah.
Wow.
Video games, huh?
Okay, that's, you know, for anyone who is getting a little bit liminaled out.
Now I can show you something really cool.
This one impressed the hell out of me and I've been excited to check it out.
This is 64 modder's Bob-omb Battlefield Remake 2.0, yep it's widescreen.
Now apparently this is not playable on a real N64, but, yeah.
This is still Mario 64.
splendid Mario for sure. Look at that man. He's fantastic. He's so cool. If you want,
can go back to this guy. Is that the DS model? I think it's an enhanced maybe version. You'll
see some of the Mario 64 DS castle ground stuff here too. This is playable on an N64
simulator. I have no idea how. Do not ask me. Still no update on explicit Mario's. Oh,
I got you covered. You just gotta, I'm gonna make you wait a little longer for explicit
Mario's. I got forbidden Mario's too. So, I really, I mean, God, I've been doing this
for 15 over 15 years and there's no shortage of Mario's trust me on that one she
press B while in the air if you're starting to ground pound, and you do a ground pound dive.
That's right.
Is that Mario Odyssey sound clips, if anyone knows?
Poor Yoshi. Still not upgraded.
Welcome back to the castle. I love the view from up here, don't you? It seems like the
princess has made some renovations. I never knew the toads could build mountains. I heard
you enjoy these cool red boxes, so I brought one up here.
This is fucking awesome.
There's even like birds in the sky, I just noticed.
Blue coins? Oh, treetops. Cool.
That seems kind of... that seems kind of tough.
Oh, I think that's so loud.
Oh, health.
Yeah, I mean, and physics-wise, it feels just about the same as Mario 64, like, control-wise.
So yes, it's definitely built on top of it.
I thought this was, like, all Kays's enhancements, but no.
It's not.
I remember said earlier that wasn't the case.
There's a camera mode?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
That's... crazy!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back to the beginning.
I'm going to go back to the beginning.
couple options still quite a few options
drowsy mario
Cap on or off?
Eyes half closed.
Heh.
Oh!
Oh, metal cap looks weird.
It looks good in motion.
More like a dull matte metal as opposed to like a shiny metal.
The body rips in no fucking way.
Oh.
All right, thumbnail for Johnny, coming right up.
Oh my god, he's totally broken.
This body is broken.
I've got there, I'll figure out a good pose, I've got this.
This is just too fun to play with, honestly.
Yeah, I think we got something. Oh, I think something's brewing.
Something's definitely brewing.
The funny Mario.
Well, it's been my life for many years now.
years now.
Funny Mario.
rolling textures on coin visibility.
Oh, God! This is an insanely detailed photo mode!
Crazy. Absolutely insane. I could have just fucked with that for like another 10 minutes
but... The box throwing is like a little different. More fluid. Okay, never mind.
This looks like a really nice middle ground between 64DS, Galaxy and original 64.
It's kinda cool.
Yeah, like 3DS visuals, I can see that.
no longer restore life in this version. Interesting. Whoa.
Four coins no longer restore life. Yeah, that's what I meant if I didn't say that.
Ah, you still exit the level, though.
So there's 10 stars here now, instead of...
I don't know if there's 10 inside Bob-omb's battlefield.
But I know there's a couple new...
There's like some new things.
That's the new thing now, too, Chat.
Like, that Zelda 1 remake I was playing.
The new thing is to kind of be kind of faithful to the game, but then also add a bunch of new
shit.
It's the Final Fantasy 7 remake approach, apparently.
Spam.
What's their story?
Let's tell an original story in the world of Mario 64.
Not enough Minecraft creepers.
Pac-Man World 2 repack.
Yeah, this isn't exactly a new thing entirely by any means.
It's just funny how a lot of games I've been playing recently have been exactly that.
Just a nice touch, whatever, like little firefly things.
Can't go up that way.
I don't need that.
Seems pretty faithful otherwise.
Most of the new areas seem to be outside this level, in the castle.
It's only this one level and castle, by the way.
I don't know if you could tell, but...
Also, um, that Half-Life Extended thing I was playing, chat.
Oh, god.
That also just was Half-Life, but enhancements and some new areas, but it's still the
same general story.
I can't wait for that to be finished.
The music time to- oh, oh.
Oh no.
I'm- I'm a fucking babe.
I'm a fucking babe!
Just wanna defeat Pingba Bomb as his customary.
I wonder if I can take... Wait, wait, wait, can I wall jump that? No, I can't, never mind.
No, it's pretty much just like original.
I mean, maybe there's a way. I'm gonna find out from a speedrunner and chat.
They're like, no, Vinny, you could totally well jump back.
Holy shit, this guy's good at Mario 64.
I hear he's been playing since he was 11.
He jumped over that boulder like no one's business.
When I first played this game, I thought I had to throw him over the edge of the mountain.
Oh, shit, new attack pattern!
Turns out he just had to throw me over the mountain.
pattern is from DS. I forgot a lot about the DS version of Mario 64. And, uh, yeah, people
love when I talk about it. They love my respect for the game. But I don't like the physics
of the way the characters control. Oh, did you see that? I think I just jumped off
of the ball. I'm dead. Never mind. What the fuck do you mean I'm dead? What? Oh no. Double
jump is a spin. Oh! Oh, a double jump! Meanwhile, here I am trying to fucking jump off of a
moving cannonball and die. Oh, you get the idea. I don't need to kill the lily too much.
I think it's great. If this were to be fully developed, I would love all of the Mario
64DS stuff to be ported to this. Some of it is okay. I like some of it. King Goomba is
cool. There's some interesting levels. Wario is there for some reason. You use him maybe
once or twice but I like the new levels when I was growing up so I would like to
play them again with Mario 64 level precision and some quality of life
enhancements
Alright, this is it. Jack, think for bomb. One more time.
This double jump is very good.
I know why I died now a moment ago. It's because I didn't pick up part. I picked up points.
change everything I know about Mario whoa
Yeah!
C'mon!
No. No, no, no.
C'mon!
There you go.
I did it.
Finally.
I finally defeated King Bobon the first time in my entire life.
the stars are actually all the stars are here maybe I can see double jump making
this a little easier I can see coins not restoring health making this a little
harder but cool there was a quiet liminality to that as well I won't
deny it. Before we do more 3D Mario's, I'm going to play something a little bit well
expected of me.
Wega and the lost media.
Oh, this it just never ends, does it?
Choose a name.
Blind.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Fucking ball.
Fucking digital circus.
Fucking fuck.
Fucking motherfucker. Fucking moron.
Usually the purpose of that sort of naming scheme is to avoid names like that.
Hello!
It's me!
Have you ever wanted movies free?
Download moviesfree at moviefree.com
If you don't want to download Free's movie, then hi!
Must die!
Wow man, this ad is great!
Yeah, they have some impugnant Polish free movies!
They're bringing out!
They're gonna be rolling in cash!
I'm gonna be rolling in cash.
I'm a great club.
Did you think free will is free?
Now this is storytelling.
I'm happy I can still laugh at stuff like this at my old age.
I'd also might mean I have a problem.
Um.
great music. Screamstep.
Well, looks like the controller doesn't work.
I'll see if joint to key is worth it.
Press E to dive.
Is this really a musical remix of Have You Ever Wanted Free Movies?
Really?
This is some game mechanics, let me tell you.
Why do I hear Hank Hill in the background of this?
Oh, Bobbi-Bobbi!
I'm not the new character already!
Media Meadows!
Oh, okay.
Stop!
Check options for controls.
I can see something.
Input.
There we go.
Oh, that didn't work.
Input.
Yeah, that's right.
Ah, that...
You can't...
Ah, I went to go customize the button and it backed out of the menu.
Ah, that, uh, you can't...
I went to go customize the button and it backed out of the menu.
That's funny.
Was, did it again? Alright, no problem.
Got this.
Interact.
Scream?
There's a scream button, you say.
Switch weapon. I'm literally running out of buttons
Look on the right side players using keep keep okay
Great.
Is that a little Lou Albano?
These characters, by the way, are like...
Weirdly well-known.
Like, Scary Mario and Luigi Wega is the name of the character.
I had no idea that this was as big of a thing.
Oh, not just a little Luigi.
Um, Weeja?
Is that how you say it?
Okay.
I mean, it's so far.
It's just kind of standard platforming.
I was expecting a spooky game.
It's collected lost media.
Oh my gosh.
There's a copy-pasta going on, I don't know.
So yes, again, popular character.
It's a whole branching Mario story, like, more popular than Sponge.
Like, like, really I think a pretty decent margin at this point.
I know.
Well, to be fair, Sponge hasn't been in any- I mean, he's made carry appearances in a
couple of things but he hasn't been, like, headlining a whole lot of games lately.
I haven't done anything with Sponge.
I don't know what the fuck to do with Sponge.
I also don't make games.
I mean, will Sponge return in the year 2026?
That's an interesting question.
I think the answer is, who gives a shit?
No!
Sponge will return in 2026, the year of our lord.
You know it'll happen.
I know it'll happen.
Oh shit, it's Moldemario!
Why do I get so excited about Mold Mario?
If you do not want free movies, then die.
Pastel.
Sigma.
Evil.
Shadow.
Stupid.
Okay.
File extensions. Increase your health to six. Increase your max health to one. Um, makes
you completely invisible. He's invincible, I can see. Makes you never stop running ever.
Good luck.
Kind of?
Hey, look at the meme!
That's pretty good.
Really, every time.
This is way better than I expected.
First, I thought it was going to be a horror game.
And then seeing it was a shitpost, I thought it was just going to be shitposts.
No, this is kind of quality.
Kind of.
99% of plumbers stop before they hit a pig.
And for them, I guess that would be what?
putting a bunch of human hair that they could remove from pipes.
Do not touch the drill.
Okay.
The perfect coil.
That's the depth animation.
Oh, I forgot there's a scream button.
I can just hit that any time.
I feel like Sturr now.
Please re-forget it.
No, no, no.
This is good.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Oh
Damn
How to get that oh man man man
There's multiplayer too. I don't know if there's like you versus a computer. Halo 2 brother
sounds great.
I don't know, this thing is just co-op.
Extras.
Concept art.
Wow.
That's Command and Conquer.
There's nothing liminal about this anymore, Chad.
I'm so sorry for the title.
Yeah, but the only difference is that you get screams on command.
Send stir this game.
I think he would probably enjoy.
He combined it with his own screens.
There's one more thing I wanted to say, actually, I didn't...
Did you see what it was saying on the bottom?
No, I didn't see that.
Have you ever wanted movies free?
Let's see costumes for a different Mario brother.
Less even on the pause screen.
Retro rater retro rates retro with retro rater retro ratings.
Yeah, it's fun.
It changes every time you pause.
Really am I doing this again?
Am I really doing this again?
If I hear this fucking scream one more time.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the base of the house,
I locked down from the street from Jerry's bait shop.
the
I can, you know, show you a bit of a game, god damn it, and then wish to move on.
What is that? Oh, that's Halo.
Okay, alright now, now I show you different 3D Mario thing for 64 co-op deluxe.
I have a couple things here that I think will be fun and interesting.
some new things and stuff I missed.
yep oh that's not Mario wait what is it exit when I yeah well that was that was
Roblox we don't we don't want that let's just move away from that okay Roblox
64 let's let's just forget about that all right so a couple things that I
missed last time I played this and a couple things that I didn't even know
existed. So for one, this Donkey Kong can do the things that Donkey Kong
There's a lot of fun things that can do.
Some of the things.
And of course you can see that we're in Banjo-Kazooie.
It's a Hyrule Mountain.
Which I thought was neat.
There's even, I think in the options menu here, you can change, um, where is it?
The only option is no.
Mod menu.
And you can enable DK music, it just didn't work.
So okay, I want you to think about this kind of scenario.
I'm playing as Donkey Kong's redesign from Bonanza in Mario 64's game engine in Spiral
Mountain from Banjo-Kazooie.
It's just a weird combination of things, but it just works.
Kinda.
Oh, you can also just do this.
hell
Mario World Bats? Oh, oh Mario 64 Bats.
So, there's also Donkey Kong...
Let's see...
Let's show you some of the controls so there's pants.
I think I played as Hornet last time.
Definitely pull it back along.
Okay.
Whoa, Goku! In the menu?
So here's a character I missed.
Vinny by Ash.
Character description. Watch the stream for discussions on topics such as the Beatles, Blade Runner,
Pizza Examinations, Chrono Trigger, His Band, and whatever godless subject a chat member brings up and funny noises.
But, like, in that order...
Later on I didn't even come up tonight.
So I did not voice this character.
I voiced Spike.
This is just clips from the stream.
Cha, I will bet you five plot lose that my dead sound will be the dedication.
I did bring up Blade Runner tonight. Oh, fuck, I think you're right.
I'm just curious about something.
Jump off of a high place.
Well, the other versions of this character, there's a couple of character skins.
That's the bug.
So there's this version of me.
I obviously wear different outfits depending on the job I'm doing, um, including a shirt
of my own band name, Generation Lost Vinnie.
That might be familiar to some.
Vdub, I don't even look like this guy really, but he's got weed ass, and it says I paused
my kill streak to be here, and, yeah.
I don't want to hear them, I'm going to lower the music a bit.
It's just nonsense, and I heard Milky Way.
We can't get up that way.
It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. I mean the character's good. It's just, you know, wretched.
What's that doing there?
Wait, why would someone do this? Why would they do this horrible horrible stuff?
Aw, man.
I'll let you- okay, chat, you can watch Grey Leno die as a treat.
I can imagine the person who made this digging through sounds to find the appropriate sound
and just feel like, oh my god, these are all... none of this works!
It's the audience clapping!
That's incredible, uh, it's very cursed.
Let's see if the other characters...
Okay, every time.
Um, VW doesn't sound any different.
I don't think...
Yeah, this doesn't sound any different.
Jump on the shy guy? At the start? At the start of where, exactly?
mountain. I think I know what's gonna happen. That's a shock. Here's a large fall noise.
It's the dedication scream.
I caught like a half second of it.
Yeah.
God, I make some fucking stupid noises.
And how do you do a flip like that?
What's your drowning sound like?
Asking for a friend.
You see, this is what you want?
You just want to see me drown?
The Seahawks won the Super Bowl. Fuck, I just won 10 dollars.
I know not up the Super Bowl, but good on Seattle for winning. I'm proud of you, Seattle.
You did it.
Actually, you did nothing. A couple players on a sport team did it, but you deserved
to celebrate anyway.
You gave us brunch.
You gave us lunch.
Alright.
We're drowning.
I'm drowning.
It's duck noises.
Oh, that sucks.
So, yeah, there's a couple things for you.
I think I may have...
Let's see.
I have another level maybe.
Definitely not doing Kaizo.
I can't even get past the fucking first area.
So there's Banjo-Kazooie Redux, Roblox 64.
Did I do Mario in the Dreamscape?
Go back to the Roblox level.
I don't think there was anything to do there.
I'll try Mario in the Dreamscape and see what that's all about.
Otherwise we pretty much...
We pretty much did it.
Why did you create yourself?
I just... yeah, I know how to do that, sure.
This looks vaguely familiar, but it's just a ROM hack that you can play in this.
I showed some of these fellows last time.
The funny thing is, I actually do voice this character.
I did play as Mega Man X, which is incredible, by the way. If you haven't seen it, it's absolutely insane.
But this was the last time.
I did play this.
I think.
I remember the corridors of time.
As happy as I am to hear the corridors of time.
I'm gonna try one more thing.
I know there's one, the Dreamscape, I guess I did, but I definitely didn't do the Luigi
Flower Cup.
I'm making a, there's another ROM hack that I think is kind of popular.
But yeah, one last thing for the night.
What are these horrible things?
Yeah, Gary's gonna remain missing for the time being, but like Strawberry Magic, it'll
show up at some point.
Where the fuck is Gary?
That's supposed to be, like, a friendly NPC.
Oh my god, Brian.
Check it out, this poop is getting crucified.
Bing Wahoo it's a me. Oh he's red for an amazing reason.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about these strange flower creatures.
What is this place?
Oh, is B3313's most recent version available and co-op the X yet?
So something.
Something's dead
No, not yet damn
Okay, I'm not Mario I'm Brian
Oh, yeah, don't help us right now get the criminal.
Crazy shit happening.
They just burned this whole...
Some criminal burned this place to the ground.
That should be in this. Burn to the ground!
There is one. There is a flame hyenaard mod for co-op DX. Do I have it? Do I?
come with the Mega Man X.
Now this is liminal.
And this is, wow, this is a really weird Super Mario 64 mod.
oh my god what the fuck oh my god Brian you're like you're not even like Mario
The Mega Man X stuff is incredible.
The Flame Hyenaard thing is separate, can anyone link it if they know where it is?
I think I would like to show that real quick.
Yeah, I think I need to. Thank you. Alright, I'm going to download that real quick. This will be awful.
You can go to sleep now. You can leave or whatever. Just if you need to, save yourself because this is going to be horrible.
Okay, I have to just close it. I got it. It is done.
It was that quick.
There it is. Wow. Man, it's so easy. So easy. I love this thing.
Now I have to figure out...
Oh god, what have I done to the music here?
Oh god, I forgot about this.
You know what?
Let's go to Wet Dry World.
a place where it started the whole thing.
Oh, dear lord.
I can't believe someone made this.
These look really zoomed in, like, but not in a normal way.
You're just really small.
It's the original FOV, but widescreen.
Oh my God. Who is this character? This is Mega Man X7, is it? Or 6? 7. This is what
this- this is a boss. This is a Mega Man boss. This is really what the bo- the fucking
voice sounds like. Watch? You know what? I'm gonna have to show the video. We need
some context here I think oh god fucking goku
this is like I don't know some things really wrong here with this characters
like proportions because it's like
It's just the regular camera that's freaking me out.
Also, something is wrong.
One more thing I want to do here, camera.
I don't think Invert Y was the right choice.
Oh wait, Invert X maybe?
Yeah, that's right.
Wrong course.
So now the camera changed to isometric?
Really?
What does that mean?
This is what it sounds like.
The whole fucking fight sounds like this.
Yes, something went fucky with the camera.
This is not normal camera.
Something got broken.
This is not what Mario 64 looks like.
Just respect the game. That's okay, I'm not going to be here much longer anyway.
Burn! Burn!
What the..
Some random ass horrible blocks for Megaman X7 is this game of all the things
How
It's truly terrible. Let me check out this video here. Here's your original
reaction. I don't know if I want to watch my original reaction to this. You know
what? Fine. Sure. From four years ago it's on the clip channel. Why not? All right.
Here we go.
So this is me watching just a video of it. I've not played Mega Man X7. I
I stopped somewhere around x3 and then I played four and five later in life, but
So I didn't know about this
I thought it was fake and then someone was like no if any you got to watch this
I think is how that went down. You have to at least look up flame in your okay. Let me look up flame hen yard
Then we'll do the art
Flame hen yarn
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's causing my suffering
Then if I tear you to pieces the pain will stop
Don't worry. I am just a killer
Shit what that voice
Yeah, it's kind of... it caught me off guard.
He doesn't fucking stop, he does not stop.
my god
that was liminal mario's
believe it or not
and i check thank you for watching off the head of the time tonight i appreciate
stopping by after the super
bowels
and
owls. I hope everybody's team won. And if your team didn't win, remember, better luck
next year. There's always next year. What's the other team? It was always the Patriots,
right? New England Patriots. I suppose like I'm closer to New England than I am to the
West Coast, so I suppose I should be rooting for them. But I don't really, I don't know.
They won enough. You know, spread the winning. Chat, thank you so much for being here tonight.
I really appreciate it. It's been fun. We got to do Mario's and Weird Simpsons and
some poop games. Gary will be found another time. I'm sorry. He's not dead yet. Maybe
he is, but we'll find out this week.
Mugenics comes out and that's a big one.
I really am looking forward to it.
I might ask Ed if I can stream it a little early tomorrow.
I know he's, you know, he's sent keys out to like press, but I don't know about streaming.
I think that might be, excuse me, Tuesday.
But I'm going to ask him if he's down for that.
And I want to finish that half-life thing.
I might do a pre-record.
We still have Strawberry Magic.
I've got the other fucking berry game.
Dear God, Ratchet and Clank.
I've got a lot I'm playing, which is good.
But also, I think I need to now not take up any new games for a little bit and just
finish my berry games.
And yeah.
I said I would do Final Fantasy Tactics this week.
I'm going to try.
If I can make it happen, I will.
If not, I'm going to play more at some point, too.
And yeah, I'm trying to finish some stuff up before Resident Evil 9 comes out, because
I want to focus a lot on that.
But hey, I appreciate it.
I got a lot of games that I'm looking forward to, so let's hope Mugenics delivers.
I think it will.
Good night, everybody, and catch you tomorrow at the usual time.
And thank you if you have subbed.
Thank you if you haven't.
And thanks if you've clipped.
That's another thing I want to say is if you have clipped any videos or any clips from
the channel, that has helped tremendously.
So I appreciate that a lot.
And oh, oh, one more thing.
Thank you, mods.
Okay, goodbye