Oh god.
I forget how to talk.
Oh god.
I forget how to talk.
I'm so late. I'm sorry guys. I had a chance interview.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just letting God, I'm letting God choose my starter, I have no idea, I'm still in the
raffle.
Good, good, good.
I'm just not choosing.
How do I get in?
How do I talk?
What?
Can I break it?
I'm... Oh God. Voice.
audio. Where is it?
Music and sounds? Oh God. Chat?
How do I speak? Is it B? Is it V?
Oh, yes, yes, no, that's not going to work, hello?
Hello, everybody!
Yeah, is here me?
Oh god, that can't be right.
Is that better?
Okay.
Thank you!
Okay, hold on.
I'm I'm so behind.
Fuck.
We're gonna expand this.
Oh God.
Please.
Okay, good enough for now.
In raw, okay.
Nice. Okay, now I can bid on a Pokemon.
Okay, these are all taken. Okay, somehow total dials not taken.
Wait, okay, we have to decide.
Chimchar is not taken.
Okay.
I think people are battling for Litton.
Okay.
For a co-go is taken.
a suy and rallet is actually very fire
tapig
kip up is
okay
do you totally all kind of kind of cuckoox
Wait, Charmander?
There's, I, I, I wonder if the, the, there's stuck on the raffle.
I'ma try and get Charmander, we'll see.
By the way, now I guys, I'm sorry I was late. I was doing a Jets interview.
If I get Charmander off rip, that's crazy.
I did not get Charmander, we were in a battle.
Ah, I die, I ain't get Charmander.
All right, I need to set a new voice cue
because this one is bad.
Can I do, no, I can't do that.
Can I do, what is it, good talk button?
What's a good talk button for delete?
Now
How are the jets pod go really well?
Hey, that's a cool pip-loppy got there, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
All in that four. Oh, thank you
Wow, look at that little guy
Okay
I'm gonna be a Pokemon Master one day, and no one's gonna laugh at me anymore.
Not even my dead be dead.
You're near me, you're near.
What?
What do you mean?
You mean this voice?
This is the voice that I have inside my head.
It has dark thoughts.
But I'm excited about my starter.
Who should I go with?
Alright.
Who should I sing to Quill?
I don't know if there is a syndical left.
Oh, okay, I can go normal syndical.
You guys, or total dial is kind of him.
I feel like he'd be a bun type.
and
normal send equals of the outcome
no everybody can have the starters they're just joking there they're they're lying
tapig is bad, but he's kind of sick, you know what I mean? Okay, a low, a low, a
uh, Rally is, wait, the other Rally is the one that's sick.
Hissuian, God, Hissuian's sitting to cool is so cool.
Actually, this might be the move because you can fly on this man,
But I can catch another fly mom.
You know what? It's total dial. I choose you.
I'm locked in.
I think we get this. I don't think I've a locked on total dial.
BANG!
Wow! I got my starter!
Weets kid! Let's boil up together!
Oh!
How do I send out my Pokemon again?
Okay, Premier Balls, Polka Pedia, Polka Dex.
Wow, wow, it's in him.
Alright, I'm gonna change my press button to, oops, Sam's calling me.
Shit.
Sam?
Yes, I was asking for how to white list, but...
Yes.
You want a game? Where are you at?
Where what's your starter?
You got one? What what is it?
Oh god. Okay, I'm in town. I'm just I'm gonna start making moves here.
Okay, meet up.
Love that. Goodbye.
Da da da da da da da,
Why are you guys squirre no?
I know I've got a kid! Leave me alone!
Oh god, it's just right school!
I'm going to get on there, I'm going to see how powerful I am.
I'm going to watch and rotate videos alone after school and become an alpha male.
Get back here, females!
I'm going to be cuddled by a bastard and then you're going to see how cool I am.
Ow!
Hey!
Stop!
That's my plane!
This is my voice!
They can hear my thoughts.
They'll never know what's going on inside my head.
Okay. Let's read Wikipedia.
Okay.
Okay. Nice.
Okay, the card album is going to be very important.
Pokédex. Okay. Nice. Okay.
Pokémart, worker, nurse, joy, daycare, man. Okay. I say we start going north and we just get into it. You know what I mean? What do you think guys?
By the way, hello everybody, have a good one.
Wonderful.
We'll be gaming.
We'll be gaming today.
So let's get some of them on.
There we go.
Oh, my God!
My mouse is right baby we're back my mouse sensitivity is wrong. There we go
Be me man, baby. Apparently there's 60 people playing right now, which is crazy.
Okay, so
Um, Mike was sent to camera on that scene, Discord does that crap wait, what's really?
Hmm, interesting. Okay, so, ladies and gentlemen, now is the time.
Hello?
Hello? Good night.
Are you following me?
I'm kidding.
How can I follow you? I'm in front of you.
Yeah! Let me see me! Who are you?
Peepoo!
You name's P.P.U.
That's you bad things to get in P.P.U.N. P.P.U.P.
Let's go catch Pokemon!
I don't know Pokemon, I guess.
Well, if the competitive side of me had anything to do with it, I'd catch a flying Pokemon
and I'd get it's level 25, that I'd find a saddle so I can cover ground more quickly.
But be honest, it's silly guy, look at the cube on!
What about you?
Ah, now points to the face again!
How's the sound by the way guys? Do you guys need their voices louder?
This guy!
Listen, I'm sorry, but I have to bully you or else they'll bully me.
Let's get him!
Oh, that...
Oh my god.
I'm going to set the, I'm going to set that a little bit later.
Is that good on the volume?
We can hear discord on, yeah, it's because I took off stream remote, my man.
There we go.
I'm a year's old.
Ow!
All right.
You.
Wait, I'm quiet!
Son of a darning, how do I fix that?
What about that?
Was that a game's what to be amplifying that better?
of
some of
Okay, I'm amplifying the penis hole out of my voice if that weren't good.
Ugh.
Son of a target!
What is happening?
I feel like I'm absolutely maybe I if I do this what about this?
Nope, that's not better
Nope, that's not bad
All right, how's my voice?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Pause my voice now.
Alright, like it's an acceptable volume, but I still need to work on this.
Alright, thank you.
Alright, people, you want to go find the book about now.
Let's go!
Oh my god, Jesus Christ, it's a wild Pokemon!
Here!
...
Here we go.
Surely.
What the heck! This thing is un-catchable!
I die!
No, I got a Pokemon!
Jesus Christ, did...
...to be erase it?
and
uh...
and
This starter.
A Tier one hideout was a Tier one hideout.
What is that?
Is a Tier one hideout?
Well, you don't have any Pokemon on, all right, that's right.
Oh, it's it.
Hey, that's like the diversion of low-pony.
Oh, a drift-loon.
Wait, what the frick? Why is that a chest?
It's an integrity!
We have to Pokemon Battle it.
You got a beat spell.
The light you should keep the light for.
That's really good actually.
Wow, thank you.
How do you accept the party?
Wait, it didn't work.
That's too many layers.
I'm going to do this.
I'm a alpha male.
I need to go catch some mom, getting distracted.
Dude, too much RP and not enough.
Catching Danny Gas Mom.
How many balls we have?
Eight balls.
Okay.
Oh.
Level 26.
Oh, Trader, oh my God, I almost forgot that there's,
oh my God, I almost forgot how important it is
to go out and just be about your fucking...
Okay, I have totally forgotten how to play.
How do I...
Mass loot?
How do I Mass loot?
Shift.
Bill, Bob, thank you.
Is that a hidden chest?
Big, fucking huge.
Alright, gotta tell them.
What is that?
That's a flyable Pokemon.
Let's go.
What the fuck are you?
What is this?
Getting the ball?
Don't struggle.
God, give me strength.
Please.
God, give me strength.
Please.
Just one time give it to me.
What the.
I need those balls.
I'm so poor.
An early flying monster could be a game changer.
Come on, please.
Fuck.
Please fight it. I can't. It's level 30. It would wipe me.
I just got to pray.
Come on!
Please.
Two chances left. Two chances left.
I believe. I believe.
Last chance. I believe. I believe. I believe.
You
All right, all right, time for Timmy to go is on the line.
We can offer them friendship and if they don't come, we gotta go.
Where did they go?
Okay, they're back here.
We need better balls, that's real.
Throw a sprint again.
Okay, this is so our sprint.
We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're so back.
Hey, guys!
I found some treasure. Come on, I found me!
You probably get some starter balls.
No, there's no shot that that actually just happened in front of me right now like that.
You're holding it in front of my face, you're not trolling.
I want to do violence to you.
I'm so happy for you!
All right, so you got to build a science thing and develop that fossil.
It's going to be very valuable.
It could be.
Let's continue our adventure.
Oh my gosh, it's a pidgey.
Oh my god!
Someone catch him!
Guys?
So much you catch this pizzy.
Ah, I should catch him style.
If you can't find a Pokemon, you can always get open your map and find it.
There's a sideguard near us.
You have an ultra ball? Your luck is crazy.
Hello!
You get a framework. What is that?
What is that?
Someone's letter of invitation.
Oh my gosh, it's day ponita!
Where is the stratavari?
You should catch it, people.
would be the strongest Pokemon in caught in the game thus far.
Sometimes you guys spam balls.
Oh no, you said your people up to instead!
To spam balls, try and do it.
There you go.
You're sending another Pokemon to me!
I think we need to kill this buffalo, it got her for mouth disease.
Do you see that buffalo with...
WOOOOO!
You did it!
You're the trainer of legend.
Now you can use that level 30 Pokemon to weaken any other Pokemon you want to catch.
Alright.
Let's go find some more balls.
Come on, guys!
Ow!
I totally forget how to fucking play Minecraft by the way.
Um, there we go.
Now.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
We need to find some treasure and we need to find some treasure and we need to find
We don't have a flying mouse, we got to do this all on foot, which is going to be,
what is a small pokebag?
Wait, we need to do the quests.
Are there quests in this one like last time?
I get to the quests.
Will loot apricots?
I mean, I guess I could craft pokeballs, but that kind of is for peasants.
Press the quest button on the quest dispenser.
Where's the quest dispenser?
Okay, I was almost disastrous.
L maybe?
Yes, how do I open this?
What the fuck?
Right click?
Oh, this is achievements, shit.
There's a button in your inventory that's for quests.
Oh, achievements, party,
And wrote a phone, nothing.
Guys, I'm wiped.
This is a bad start for Pokemon Trainer.
We might have to get berries and craft might be the way because we need balls.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Okay. Okay, that looks like a village.
I need some fucking ender perils.
It was the last couple of money year ago. I can't even remember.
I'm so excited for this couple of money.
Just to sit around and play some games and have fun, watch football with you guys.
It's going to be tremendous.
It's going to be a great experience.
That is a village, isn't it?
Let's trace back and see.
Change.
A village with literally be a fucking game changer right now.
No way.
Oh, yes.
Give me some balls, bitch.
Give me some...
Okay, we need balls and a saddle.
This saddle is the biggest one that we need.
Fucking horrible.
Trash loot.
There it is.
We're so fucking back.
An experience candy.
Okay, apparently experience candy is going to be very rare.
This site.
We are back.
We are fucking back, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, and now, okay, I think we should go across the book.
Fuck, that's going to be so hard to scale.
Oh, oh, treasure, please.
Treasure, please.
Just one treasure.
Fuck, okay.
What the fuck was that? Did you guys see that? What the fuck was that? Did you guys see that? What the fuck was that?
What? The fuck was that? There's like Loch Ness Monster in the water.
Where did it go? A shiny, luchog? People are already catching the Chinese? What the fuck is-
Well, I swear to you, that must have been a gear dose or something.
Like something crazy was beaming through the water.
Okay, I gotta start collecting these so we can craft balls.
It's the only way.
Dude, there was a massive, massive Pokemon in the water, like...
Oh my god what is that? What is that? Please be big treasure. Please be big treasure.
Give me some. Oh, is that a Pidgey? Okay, this could be very big. If we catch this
Pidgey because what level are you, sir? Do you want to be my friend? Level 24 were
Absolutely cooked. We're fucking cooked.
He cut. Oh, just if we can just lessen it a little bit.
Perfect.
Great! Now we'll go for it.
Please, Allah, if you are there, come on, Allah, give me my flying type. Allah, Allah!
What is that?
Who is that?
Hello?
To Are You?
I'm trying to keep Pokemon.
To Are You.
Please me!
Oh
Kind of a biscuit. I'm out of pokeballs
Did I see you surfing on the water already?
What the?
Oh, you got a boat
Oh, it's incredible.
Nothing?
Yeah, that fucking sucks.
I need to catch that, Pidgey.
I need to catch a piggy.
Please, we need a piggy and we need a saddle walking his absolutely butt cheeks.
Where is he? There he is, come on.
It's doable.
I know that it's doable, where to go? There he is.
Come on, you little bastard.
Give me the gift of flight, unlock flight for me.
Please, please!
Please!
Yes!
A level one, Pidgey.
A level one, I thought he was level 24.
Okay, we're all right with that.
We're all right with that.
We're all okay.
Now all we need is a flying saddle.
saddle. Okay, we just came to the end of this fucking peninsula. Okay, we should craft some stuff.
Shouldn't we? It is Minecraft, you know?
We need an axe, we need a shovel, we need all that kind of furniture, I don't know if I can piece this shit.
Okay.
And a little bit more.
I think we have some iron, too, so we can make an iron ax, which would be nice.
Or should we make an iron pickaxe?
I'm going to iron pickaxe.
Okay, great.
Okay, now it is time to craft.
Okay, we need this stuff, and then we, oh God, what is it?
Crafting table, bang, look at me, I'm so back, okay, and then it's, we need some sticks,
No, oh no pickaxe, yeah, it's a boot show!
And it's a big bad show tonight, and then an axe is what fuck?
Is it... fuck? What is axe?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ayyyyyy!
Oh, yeah, it's a big show!
It's a big band show Night!
All right, and then a boat is what the fuck is a boat?
What are you doing?
Then how do I pull out my recipes?
I think if I want to make balls.
E.
You need ingots. Okay. All right. Great. We have our starter stuff that we need. Get rid of this.
Get rid of this. Um, there's fucking shits.
Get rid of this fucking shits. Get rid of this fucking shits. Put that in my inventory. Put that there. Okay. Great.
Now let's send out totodial and feed him.
He didn't even level up from that.
Are you dicking me?
Okay, they made the game a lot harder.
Here we go!
Sorry, guys, I'm just kind of getting back into the game.
My graph is a little difficult for me in my old man brain.
My old man brain is cooking as hard as it can.
I think you're getting a good start.
The pitch you will help, if I can get a saddle, we're good.
A saddle and a level 30 Pokemon, a flying Pokemon, is like the best way to start this game.
Bar none.
Like you absolutely fucking cook if you have those two things.
I got those so fast last time that it was a good game, Changer.
Oh, my fucking god!
I got it, I got a try, right?
I have to try.
A legendary just spawns in front of me. I have to try.
I have to try.
Legendary, kept up. You know, this is a legendary spawn.
Meaning it's not a legendary Pokemon, but its spawn chance is like astronomically low.
How the fuck do I get out of a goddamn boat again?
Shift.
Please Jesus.
Please.
That hurts.
That hurts, dude.
That one's going to hurt for a while.
Golly.
Call for backup.
People are too far away. I'm I'm far and no one has transport yet. It's day one. It's day zero. You know what I mean?
You'll find another yeah having that early though having a surf Pokemon that's a pseudo legendary that early would be
would be very cool
Just John, way out here.
Hey, hey you.
Are you there?
Oh, I'm muted.
Hey.
And now there's a lot of pressure over there in the water.
I don't want any pokeballs.
See, I didn't go find the pokeballs.
Come on.
We need to find some structures.
I see a villager!
Come on!
Incoming to me, game guy value!
Oh my god, we've done it!
Why, can I not open that chest?
What up?
What?
We've got a link cable, a f*** man, I'm getting, I'm getting jacks here!
Fucking yep, we'll take that.
Wait, is this a guy wear this?
Oh, that's fucking huge.
Yeah, we'll take that all day.
Yeah, they're all pretty tough.
Oh my god, man, these are balls, bro.
The armor will help.
All's would be way better, look.
Levels for Pidgey, real.
Nice competitor.
and getting bald.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, okay.
Hold her go.
Alright, let's continue our journey.
the
of
the drop rates are going to be
off.
Ah, fuck it.
Overstealing.
Oh, check.
Hold on.
What does that flip?
My fan is not working either.
I don't know why.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, should be fixed.
There we go.
Great.
We'll fuck to this motherfucker go.
He just left me.
I really want that teddy bear, so.
I think that'd be a really good fit for Timmy game guy to walk around the teddy bear.
Have you updated your setup?
Uh, no. Oh, guys, he up in the trees. Oh, no, there he is.
Well, that was a level 14. Okay, fucking doable, bro.
This is gonna be a good match for me, I can tell.
Now, what? That bitch is one shot. Why the fuck?
Okay, why is he an absolute fucking?
I did not mean to do that shit.
Please.
Yes!
Woooo!
Okay!
I think this guy's gonna be my signature Pokemon right here.
Nothing says Timmy game guy. Oh, is that a big nut lord?
I wonder if that's an alpha nut lord. He's so giant.
We did it say that there was an alpha on the map.
I don't know if you had a stream where you talked about this, but did you have a movie
of the year for 2025?
I think bringer back was probably my movie of the year.
If I had to be honest, bring her back was a triumph, not a normal nut lord.
You bring back such a crazy good movie.
movie. I think Brearback was so good that like it almost didn't get enough credit for how amazing
it really was. Where is this bird? I would like to have this bird. The fuck. Oh.
Level 36.
Fuck.
It's got treasure on it.
Okay.
Okay, we can win this.
Did I get loot?
You killed those for loot?
I know, but did I get the loot because it blew up?
I don't think I got any loot.
Fuck.
That fucking sucks, okay?
Alright.
I'm smacked with a sword.
Okay, real.
I'll do that next time.
I didn't know it would immediately self-destruct.
I'll be so for real.
And now my teddy bear says knocked out to us is...
This is a tough start for a Timmy game guy.
I'm not even gonna hold you.
Oh please, please God fuck yes.
God is on my side.
What?
Does a guy have to do to get some pokeballs?
Yeah baby.
we're so back. It's combi does not want to stay in the ball. Okay, we have a little team
cooking guys. Yeah, I mean I'm not completely defenseless. Alright, let's go this way.
You left the levels. Huh? There was candy? Real? Am I tripping? I'm too far going.
I was so focused on balls, extra small candies, I think, yeah, those really don't, those
are really kind of bunk.
We need just one XL.
If we get one larger XL candy, we are good.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, that is an island. I think we get back in the boat and we search for structures.
Jaffeele.
of
Primerance, such a good fucking Pokemon.
Okay, let's go north.
Now, what am I looking at there?
Now, what am I looking at right here?
That looks like we, there could be some loot in here.
Nothing?
Please!
I'm a little surprised.
the looped damn. All right, we'll get in the boat. Hopefully you find a
Lapras to a hold your breath.
The spawn chance of that was 0.007%.
That's why I said it's like a lot legendary.
They are very hard to find.
All right, we got a ship here.
What if there's a bed on this ship
so I can make it like a home base?
How the fuck do I get up here? Do I jump? I fucked it. Oh my god sometimes the controls
Those of those game are what?
Why am I not climbing is that just a static?
I don't understand.
Wait, I truly don't understand.
What? What is happening?
Oh my god, what is-
Okay.
Oh, it's just trash.
Please.
The game is giving me nothing but heartache.
Nothing but heartache.
Really?
Okay. What are those? Oh my god.
Okay.
I heard right, Luke was going to be rare.
Man, it must just sting for the Pokemon company that so many projects make better Pokemon
games in them.
I'm going to be honest, I, at the risk of someone who is sponsored by Pokemon often, I
don't think they care.
Like looking at these games, it would be so easy for them to emulate or make a better
Pokemon game, and they just don't.
Like at a certain point, I think it's willful.
I think there is an idea, there is a philosophy at game-free can Pokemon that if they make
anything that isn't a down-the-pipe cookie-cutter Pokemon game, then they run the risk
of like just showing the Pokemon IP.
I literally think that is what goes through their head
is that they think that if they make anything,
that is out of the,
fuck yes, we just got a saddle.
They think if they make anything
that is not a down the pipe, cookie cutter Pokemon,
that they might like poison the well.
I mean, like, that somehow they won't be able to market all the other things because I feel
like the games don't even make that much money for a many more compared to everything else compared
to cards and merch and, you know, intellectual property and everything, what was that floating
on the water?
We, what is this?
Did someone already fly through here and get treasure?
Because we're on top of it, aren't we?
Wait, there's no way.
no way. Someone already got it.
Game is doing it didn't it doesn't fit the screen?
Alright, whatever. Here we go.
Here we go.
Now you get the corners.
We'll trip through and treasure.
So I just got to beat this dude's ass.
Brother.
Yep.
Okay, drop your treasures, drop your treasures, treasure.
Okay.
We have confirmed our thesis that if he explodes, he does not drop failure.
My favorite Pokemon is here.
There he is.
We'll level our year.
Level 7 we can do this.
It's Cobblman any fun solo. I mean, yeah, definitely, but the battles are what make it really fun.
If you're at a guzz, Lord and Cobblman, no, I've seen them. I've never gotten one, though.
That's big for us.
That's fucking huge for us.
Hoki dollars.
I'm gonna fucks my boat.
Keep Teddy ears out. He's my guy.
There we go.
Any idea what kind of team you're going for? I mean, it's day one.
I'm just kind of catching what comes my way.
Really, I just need to get day one, the main thing is I got to get a fucking saddle,
which we got, and then a Pokemon that can fly.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Sometimes I am bad at this game.
Okay. Let us...
throw some shit in our inventory out. No more potatoes. Great.
Okay, it's just that one window.
What the fuck is it?
Okay, here we go.
Get in there, you fucking nerd.
Why are there so many maps?
Is that all the map that we're here?
Are these all separate maps?
No, I ain't nobody got time for that.
Okay, we got everything.
This game is massive, yes, it is endless.
Okay, this is very good, we can get rid of that, we can get condensed our sticks.
We can put on gold armor.
Great.
good us. Maybe good treasures on the maps. Last I'll be honest last time all the
treasure map treasure kind of sucked cock. So I'm I'm not getting invested bunch of
time in that. Unless I hear otherwise.
Nether portal behind you? Wait. What?
There. Wait. What?
There was another portal?
Okay, I will...
How?
Doesn't really help me?
But, very cool.
Oh my God.
Thanks for all the good vibes. Thank you. Oh, there's...
Are my alert captures off?
Oh, all my shit is off, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, let's bring you back, shall we?
Sorry about that, guys.
Did I have not found anything really?
I mean, we got a cool team.
We need a saddle.
That's kind of rare Pokemon.
Wait, we have a saddle.
Sorry, we need a flying Pokemon is what I'm saying.
Okay, um, so we need to either get Pidgey to level,
Holy fuck.
That was very good.
We need to level up Pidgey or we need to find a Pokemon we can fly.
That I could probably fly on that.
What level are you king?
29.
Um...
Let's fucking go for it.
You know?
All we gotta do is weaken it a little bit.
Okay, that was not it.
Okay
Sandicang
Okay, all right
Okay, he just got spam up a rosy
You're just gonna fucking spam that shit
Yes, Santa Jack. Go my zigzagoon. That's big. Now, lick it.
Oh. Okay.
Alright, it's week. It's week. We weekend that now get in the ball, bitch.
Don't.
Hit the fuck back over here.
What?
Oh.
On the downswing.
Come on.
I'm, we need this.
If we can get this, it changes our life in the game.
And another fucking drift wound.
Please.
You're ass back over here.
Yes.
I'm having no luck, I got to punch this fucking thing, drop your fucking treasure's bitch,
what?
I will follow you to the ends of the earth.
I will follow you to the fucking ends of the earth, you little bitch.
I will fucking follow you.
I need this treasure.
You need this fucking treasure so bad.
I'm damn it.
You have a cool new axe, real.
Just give me the...
Please, oh, what do you drop?
What do you drop?
Rare candy?
Talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
single rare candy I got up get rid of these fucking animals they don't do shit
get the fuck
and
making drop master balls. Oh my god.
Where did my axe go? What the fuck?
This is a cursed existence I lead right now.
Okay, we have too much fucking shit on us.
But it's all essential, oh my god.
Amolga, what is an amolga?
I don't even know that is.
Flying squirrel?
Why was it in the feed?
Is it a legendary?
Oh
God, I've had no luck
Okay, let's see where we are
Any towns, any structures?
No.
Fuck.
Can I just pick up some goddamn motherfucking seaweed?
is
a problem on the lead to stand
on a week late night straight up
Straight up.
What?
What's shiny?
Is that the shiny?
Oh, that's the shiny.
I got, I guess I have to, right?
Do I have any pokeballs or something?
You know if I have any pokeballs left, guys.
You can craft. I don't know if I have any ingots or whatever.
Okay.
I think I just gotta try and catch it now.
Or maybe I can do one struggle bug.
No, I think I just kill it.
Where is it?
What the fuck is it?
What?
Where?
Behind, right.
What? Why is it way the fuck over here? Why is it still moving?
Come on baby.
It's paralyzed.
Whatever that put wants to accidentally.
That's crazy that it one cycle that I think you've fled.
How the fuck did I flee?
It got out of combat how?
Okay, the game bugs.
I need to find Pokeballs anyway.
See if you can buy some at spawn, I don't think I have any money.
This is a disastrous start for me, by the way.
I was really fucking disastrous. Nothing is going right.
Sent for the saddle, which is big.
I hope your day is going well, well, yeah, I'm having a good time just poking around.
That's way too hot my stream room though, I'm fucking dying.
Okay, what is going on?
All of a not found fucking anything.
They're walking in the same direction for like an hour.
Gene of doing the Jet's podcast, I did.
It was fun.
What are you looking for?
Anything.
Usually there are like all kinds of structures and shit on the map, but I am just getting blanked.
blanked. Maybe I'm just like too far from spawn already. I don't know.
Dude, okay, we're going back to town. This is crazy. How do I TP again?
T.P.
T.P. disabled?
We can't see, please.
Yet, he pee?
What?
I'm so cocked.
I'm so fucking cocked.
Oh no!
am
you can't read a book a lot back i cem but i don't need Pokemon that can do that right now
how
I'm in the worst fucking biome. Oh my god, kill me. Okay, that'll
level them up impossible.
Oh my glob.
Well, I set another way point on that fucking stupid treasure ship.
Well, level for Pidgey, probably like level 3.
I got it.
I have to give balls.
Okay, I have to get out of this biome.
This biome is actually a curse.
I have to give balls, and then I got a catch flying morn.
And you can just die and then, okay, that's actually a good idea, destroy the bed and then die again.
You're looting?
I don't really care.
You
Okay, great.
Okay, we're back.
Now I got a fun store.
Do I need this fucking invite?
Thanks get rid of that
Driftland with loot
Come on down bud
I got something to fucking show you
Bitch, come down.
You're fucking asked down here, Dr. Flynn.
It's nurse joy.
I've fucked my get up there.
Blocks. That's how Pokemon players do this.
Fuck.
Can I build over here?
Damn it.
But then why are these here?
Oh, it deleted it?
I'll let the fuck.
I need pokeballs.
How much money do I have?
What do I put this?
Oh.
And then what does that do?
Wait, did you delete it?
Trinket slot? Oh, like that?
I don't get it.
Besides the chest plate. Oh, what does it do?
Ah, that's big. Okay.
Can I sell stuff?
Balls, this is...
Alright.
You got it by PokeBoss!
I don't know.
It says I can only buy epic items basically.
Ah.
Hey, man, how do I buy polka balls?
What?
Why?
I
put one items will go in the bag.
Let's go, Gary.
Wait, can I make a sword?
Wait.
Huge.
Okay.
I, you want to get to me.
I'm not going to get a
guy.
Oh my god.
What?
What did I get?
Whatever.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, there's there not even paying attention to them.
Give me your loot.
But I get...
Mewerb...
That's nice...
It's nice so you'll be young and like that on you.
What the fuck did?
This wouldn't lie, huh?
How do I get ironed?
What kind of bird is this?
What I've never seen as Pokemon before.
Very dim walking.
I walked for an hour and one direction and didn't find anything.
Anything.
I need to poke balls.
Yeah.
I have a corn. What am I poor?
I'm here.
Wait, do I need iron ore, though?
We got a mine.
Where you guys, that'll be a base.
Let's pre-cook it, Cliff.
I think we got to do this the old fashioned way.
Is there a way thrown over in that tower?
Oh, that bird is a flying bird that I could use to fly.
Can I have any balls?
I was trying to boat clutch it.
but the bird hit my head.
Disaster.
Okay.
All right, how do I make balls?
Okay.
We got to mine the craft.
All right, we gotta go, we gotta go do this.
Time to Minecraft.
Alright, we have enough or need those berries.
We need red ones, so I need to get basic pokeballs which would be huge.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Put them.
I don't know what the fight is switching.
Hello.
Better?
We are.
weird single player no I didn't mean to click that
Oh my god.
Oh the demons aren't talking to us.
Real.
Why that sound like the audio from three guys, one hammer, what is that, brother?
Maybe it's some food.
some tacos sound good, right?
These tacos don't look very good though.
What?
It's a couple of them crashing again.
What is happening?
Okay, there we go, we're logging back in.
Okay. We're back. I need to get food though. I'm expiring. Oh, you know what?
A little bit of a sound's completely passable right now. You know what I mean? Not great. Not perfect.
But it'll do the fucking job. You know what I mean?
That's what I need. I need to do the fucking job right now.
I need long javity today, you know what I mean? I need to be able to go for a while today, okay.
I also need to get the vibes the fuck up. This music is putting me to sleep.
There we go.
All right, we're back.
Now, first we get the fucking berries.
Then we get the balls.
And we become Pokemon Masters, we lock the fucking.
I think I was just...
I'm low on food, I'm low on sleep, it's hot in my stream room.
Nothing was going right, I gotta lock in.
Oh, you know what, I need coffee too.
Coffee would be big.
A lot of coffee.
Or a big water.
My B.D. Hydrated.
You're just like Austin.
Am I?
Okay, I don't even see Pokemon anymore.
Man, man, man.
Surely there's some treasure right here.
And I'll thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay.
Arun we in it together.
Man, man, man.
I need a drink, I'm a graduate.
You
I got a drink, I got a French house place, I got a French house place, I got
list on, there's no school tomorrow where playing Cobbleman is time to lock in.
When does the football game start by the way?
Oh, Blar!
Thank you!
Oh, that manky is so court of my identity, that manky is so court of my fucking identity.
You will be the bedrock with which I grow my empire.
Well, what do you think about the Pat McAfee show field passes for college football?
I don't know what that means.
You still don't have balls?
I don't have any balls?
I must have something.
Okay, well, we're just going to win fights.
That's what we're going to do.
Or maybe not.
You have one baseball.
I feel like the baseball using a baseball here would be a huge waste.
I think this dude's gonna light my whole squad.
Hit him with that struggle bug.
Come on, zig-zagoon.
I heard it's something confusion. Why?
Okay.
You win this round.
My team is still weak. I like can't even get stronger.
God, I really want this guy on my team.
Can we get some fucking PokeBerrys or whatever the- what is happening?
Did they like make the game impossible?
What is that?
I feel like I- Oh, here we go.
Just harder? Yeah, they ramped the fuck out of the difficulty.
They ramped the absolute shit out of the difficulty, which I mean, I respect.
But at the same time, God damn.
Whatever, there's no school tomorrow.
Locked in.
They made a davorage quit. Why did davorage quit already?
It's been like an hour.
are those pink apricots where oh no those are growing one still
The
real gamers preserve
Preserve yes
oh
there we go there we go that's a juicer
yeah those are still growing fuck
I wonder if I can mount a butter-free.
Can I fly on a butter-free, do you guys think?
Nah, might be worth an experiment, okay.
Let us.
Can I make any balls at all yet?
I need brass.
I got any bronze.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Copper to you right where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where.
To my right.
There's copper, right here.
In the stones.
On the floor.
Next to the table.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Okay.
I have to remember how to play Minecraft.
That's the main thing.
Now, I need to do something with these to do something.
Okay, I'm remembering how to play Minecraft.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about, baby.
Now, can we use wood, big?
Okay.
Fucking huge.
Now, this, and then we have which balls do we have?
Three, two, okay, hold on.
need to get over. Oh big big big big big big big big big big big big big big
Yes! Woo! All right! Return of the mank! Return of the mank! Come on again!
We turn up the man.
You know that I be bang.
You're lied to me.
All the time you said you're not for me.
You lied to me.
You said you did.
You lied to me.
Oh, wait, we can make those.
We can make dive balls.
Are heavy balls?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What the?
Yeah, lots of me.
Although that you think I ain't mind falling.
You're lots of me.
Yes, I did.
You thought it, did it, did it.
Me turn up the Mac.
I won't.
I can't.
We turn up the Mac.
We don't have one more black ball somewhere.
Okay, this was big.
You can make ultrabals again.
Black in yellow.
Oh, but gold.
I'll return up the man, return up the man, I'll return up the man, you know that I'll be bad, you lied to me, I'll be bad, you said I will forgive you.
Okay.
This is huge.
Yes.
Veeley's Eve, thank you.
We didn't give up.
And that, okay, how do I just, yes.
We didn't give up.
Okay, hold on.
Darn me now.
Okay, balls in the pockets.
You're not to me!
Huge.
Was that?
Okay, that's enough copper I think for right now. Okay, okay, great. Now we just got to find a flying
lying on that I can settle.
Fucking god damn it.
People are catching shines eat my balls.
I'm happy for you.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, yeah, wow, wow, I'm happy for you guys.
Okay, I feel like you can put a saddle on a butter-free.
a butter-free. I don't know why, but I think it's worth testing a theory.
No shot? It's level 33 too, fuck.
Okay. We need to find week-man, and we need to battle them too.
We need to get our mon stronger.
It's a main.
You get lads, level 35, eat my balls! Why are you all so strong?
Level 12, great.
And we have a water type.
Huge.
Time to grow our strength right now.
Water gun, baby, take them out.
Piss on them.
Nice.
What?
Wait, he's dropped a TM?
Wait.
That's new. Yeah, that's new. Oh, that, that's new. That, that's pretty new.
I don't think anybody's battling because battling was not something you used to do.
Thatling might be the way we grow our strength through combat!
Yes!
Ah!
What?
Yeah!
Now, school tomorrow, though!
Oh!
I'm out!
Oh, yeah!
I'm down.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Enjoy the game.
You're a lot of money.
What?
Level 31, he might as well.
Level 25, he might as well.
He has had had had had.
Get lot to my.
We got to kill this motherfucker.
See it? No!
We're running away.
And the man, written and the man, we know that I'll be there.
And I turn on the show.
Maybe when you're back, haha.
But I'm...
Other than my comeback home.
What a gun this bitch.
Yes!
Fuck.
Y'all love it.
Okay.
If we can catch a level 25, it would be very big for us.
So, if we can just do a little bit more damage.
No!
Shiny balloon dude back there, wait, what?
Who's shiny? Who's shiny?
Oh my god.
We gotta try and catch him, right?
Well, level is he.
If we...
If we-
This is going to change our lock around.
Eat my ass!
Get out!
Please, dude, please, please. We're so poor. We're so poor. Don't do this. Don't do this to me.
If we fight this thing, he's going to fucking self-destruct. So we have to do it this way.
Please, uh, I'm begging you, man, I'm begging you, it's a loop thingy, you can catch it.
You guys just don't have enough faith, why would it be shiny if you can't catch it?
What the?
drop any loot? Did it even drop any loot?
You
There's no school tomorrow.
We're down apocalyptic, where's the absolute?
It's gone. We lost everything.
We lost so many balls too to that.
I mean, I'm looking for anything, what's that over there?
Oh wow, we can get a stunk fish.
Oh, thank, oh God, our luck is turning around with this stomp fish.
Oh, wow.
Fucking execute myself and broad daylight.
Okay, berries.
That I'm back to run the show.
Thank you.
Oh.
While I think my comeback song.
You lied to me.
But you did, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, once we get a flying mount, we can really...
We can really start some shit, you know what I mean?
But right now we're so poor
because we don't have the ability to travel.
What is this shit?
Iron?
That's good.
We'll need that.
And he is the rock from which we will build out my fucking bread, there he is.
Not what level are you, you piece of shit.
Level six, love that.
What?
He's paralyzed, we like that.
Now tackle.
Yes, fuck you bitch.
Yep, we like that.
my pink balls. Yep, polky dollars baby rich. I'm fucking rich. And now we catch
this nine tails and this is the well spring from which all success grows and we're just
It's gonna throw a ball and that's it.
Why is there a pokeball just over there?
Oh!
Fuck you.
A level 36 would literally change our life right now.
It would change our life.
But change our fucking life.
Oh.
Change your fucking life.
Get your bastard!
Please, please, please. I'm so poor. I'm so poor.
This is the one. Join us. Join us. The ideals.
Join us. Please.
Stop it!
Yes!
Woooo!
Now, let's go to my room!
I'm a foodie here!
You
Yep. We're so back.
Yeah.
What?
Boom!
Yep.
Alright, now we got a drown.
So we can go back.
Yep.
But I do do do!
Yep.
What?
You lied to mine, but you did.
You lied to mine.
Yep.
Give me your treasure, bitch.
Well, you drop.
No treasure?
Oh my god, level 30, do it.
Yes!
Oh my god, yes!
Guys, there's no fucking school tomorrow, baby!
Yeah!
Now how do I fucking evolve him?
He's ready to evolve!
How do I evolve him?
Yes, there it is.
Woo!
Yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, oh, I want to get them.
these upgrades now. We get these fucking upgrades now, baby!
Oh! What? We gain all these passives real quick. Give me a legendary. I will take
You'll take it.
You loved me!
Wait, why can't I have all of them?
Wait, what?
30 cents!
Okay.
Okay. Okay. We got locked in for a second.
Fire. Now we have a team that can do something.
Okay. Now we have a team that can do something. Let's go left.
We take a few fights. We get a few balls. We smack our weiner on the ceiling.
Yep.
I got balls.
Yep, terrible game!
You can get orb of life to the nine tails?
I don't know if we need to start optimizing right now.
If we can just take to the skies, what'd you say?
I got a little chipotle, life-giving slot.
This is life-giving slot.
your bit rate is really struggling. I think I'll turn performance mode gel.
There we go. Better. Experience candy? I don't really want to waste that right now.
worse
huh
Wait, let me see what's going on
Am I see it? Will I?
Oh, yeah, you guys being babies, okay.
Um...
Remember to put the cards in your pants slot, pants slot, like that?
Oh, there, now I get all the bonuses.
Big.
That's right.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, I need some berries, I need some... I need a challenge.
Alright.
Past Pokemon?
I don't know if that's true.
Okay, berries.
Okay, all right.
I get it.
Fuck out in my way. Nope.
Someone's been through here. Uh, dig.
Damn it.
Okay, we should do some battling with our, uh...
You lied to me.
Okay, brother.
Dude, some of the stuff in this game is actually programmed to like, give you brain cancer.
Get out of my way.
No!
It's arrived easy, 9 plus.
Wow.
My Pigeot will get knocked out by fucking berry pooches!
Oh my god.
Pokemon? Awesome game.
Minecraft? Nightmare game.
Another one of my favorite Pokemon.
Here we go.
Just you and me, buddy.
Don't run.
No!
I got Jesus!
I'm sure!
No!
I got Jesus!
Fuck!
We're back to being fucking losers!
Fuck!
Someone say there was a flyable mount around here?
God.
A D-Met!
Oh, berries.
Come on now.
Come to Daddy.
The red ones are good, they're the nice basic ones.
Oh yeah.
Hmm.
Come to Daddy.
Oh, blackberries.
There he is.
World Black Panic, better, better, better,
World Black Panic, better,
bland, bland.
We're thick with berries in this region.
I need some backtrack.
It's too quiet.
Okay.
Oh fuck.
Almost a disaster.
What is this?
Almost disaster?
What is this?
But fuck is this? Is this someone's bit? Is this someone's base? How do they have so much?
I don't buy this for a second.
Someone's cheating.
Wait, can I ride this fucking bird?
Can I ride this little bitch ass bird?
And he might pidgey order to wake the fuck up.
got knocked out by goddamn fucking berries. Wait, I can buy that. Okay, give me some, give me
something nice. Fuck you, and you're fucking stupid pussy hole. Great!
got damn it, I need poor forever, what is that, what is that, what is that,
Oh, Pidgeotto has woken from his slumpy and now we go on a killing spray.
Yup, and we will take a terror blast. Thank you.
He's fucking berries out of my sight. Pick this up.
What did this fucking...
Okay.
It is becoming apparent to me that we need to build a base.
Okay, okay, why can't I pick these up?
Do I not have a slot for blue?
Okay, good job, King.
Wait, do you just... no, okay.
Um, I'm probably just checking out, throw that out, throw that shit out,
throw that shit out, if that shit out, if that shit out, if that shit out, if I haven't
Sorry, great.
Okay.
The quest continues.
The fucking quest continues.
Okay.
Honestly, I think we kill ourselves.
Go back to base.
Kill the Pige.
Start the leveling up process.
Get a saddle on him.
Write him somewhere juicy.
A established life.
Alright, now's the time.
Hello.
Yeah, my name's Timmy Game Guy, but that's my uncle.
How are you doing?
Why did you throw at me?
It's Team Parker!
Ah, crap!
All right, fine.
That's my pickaxe.
I'm all right.
There you go.
Oh, that feels even worse.
Jimmy's rob me!
Alright.
I'll do it by chance!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Okay.
Now.
Now, we build.
Do you see?
Yes.
How we build?
We have balls for days, many balls.
Many balls, do you see?
Yes.
Many balls to make a strong...
Fabulous. Fabulous Fabulous. Okay, now...
Then?
We, I do all my...
There. I gave you my book of balls.
No, I threw it out loud. He didn't take it. He said I would board.
I did that bitch!
All right, um,
I got it!
There we go.
No, you what the fuck?
There's joy, you're being a real bitch right now, okay, thank you.
Okay, now we go this way.
What is that? What a twin! What a twin!
Yeah, it's level 3, 2 more levels and I can fly!
I'm going to start setting up a base and I'm going to do that.
Is it to the east right now?
Got it!
All right, we are about to have a breakthrough.
that's big okay they're adding slash spawns we don't have to just keep murdering our
We have a saddle, which is apparently a rare drop.
Or else everybody would be flying by now.
So all we got to do, nice and shovel, all we got to do is battle, where are the Pokemon?
Are they all in the trees?
Okay, here we go.
All we gotta do is battle a few levels right now.
Easy, squeeze, squeeze, right.
Okay, you got almost no experience from that.
Which makes me a little worried.
where are the it says there's Pokemon everywhere we're the fucking shit are they
hello friend level 28 great
Okay, the battle was okay, the battle fleeing system and this one is really sketchy, really, really incredibly sketchy, that is good to know, are you going to hunt palthin this time?
I don't know, maybe.
I mean, the whole hunting palf and thing, we found out palf and wasn't in the game.
So all that time that I spent that time was just...
shot into the void, and Abe thought it was really funny not to tell me that that
book long was not in the game.
Uh, can I fight? What did the fighting a little fucking
Wem's a cool list time.
Okay, why isn't my pitching not getting any experience? Like, I know it's a higher level, but like, come on.
And where are these Pokemon? Is that like, where is he?
I'm so confused.
Level 14, great.
Okay, can we please fight?
Thank you, gust.
Great.
Okay, the GMs are really good though.
I just want one of these guys to be a higher level.
Level five, that's not going to do it. Oh my god.
Give me experience.
What did you give me?
What are those?
What do you think?
Trash.
You got some kind of black ball?
Don't see anything.
Okay, huge.
Gus this thing, give me some nice experience.
Brother, are we serious with the amount of experience I am gaining right now?
Are we absolutely serious?
Surely this cocoon is a higher level, it's in a tree.
Not being able to fly is fucking brutal.
Hungry?
Yeah, I swear earlier, everything was level, fucking 80, and now I can't find anything even
remotely strong to fight.
Please butter free, be strong.
20, we'll, we take this, gustom.
Yeah, experience, please.
Yes, okay, that was big.
That's big.
Jesus Christ, there he is.
Huge.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
Did someone already have so many Pokemon cards that they're just throwing them out?
Surely not.
And it's a movement speed card, this one the best ones.
Oh god, level one.
You
Son of a biscuit
Dude, I am moving so, I feel like I'm moving so slowly through this game.
I'm just trying to get my Pidgey strong, but like, I can't find anything to fight.
All my loot sucks, like this is going to suck.
But what, one piece of bread?
Here, take this, they nerf the shit out of looting, they nerf the shit out of everything.
I'm gonna be real, I don't know if everybody's gonna stick around, this is gonna be a grind fast.
This is going to be hard.
and
and you might be the locked the
fucking
old 21
old 29 perfect
Bunk.
Right.
Failed.
We, how's it using protection subsidy when rounds?
Great.
Big, big, level 34.
Where I need level 35.
36, eat my fucking ass.
This motherfucker out, bro.
Down.
You're dying?
Listen, newbie.
newbie. Of course I wanted to die. My Pidgey who I'm trying to level up was not out,
so I have to go back to base.
GBS Brogan, Nulli, took it out of the game.
This Pixelman is infinitely more difficult than any other Gobbleman that we've done.
It's brutality.
Hey, so that's what he's intending to do? Yeah.
That's why you see everybody dying over and over again.
Because that's the only way to get back to town.
There are probably a lot of people that have the same idea that I have,
where they're just, they're just trying to get a flying mount.
Like a flying mount changes this game immediately.
And without it, you like almost can't play, so we're just, we're just going ham trying
to get a flying mount.
level 4, eat my ass.
Oh my god.
Whatever.
Level 12, we'll take it.
I mean, he's asleep.
You know what?
I should probably catch this motherfucker.
Okay, this should be a level 34 bug right here.
Level 16, we take those.
custom. How are you survived the world may never know? You can fly with geardos? I don't know if that's true.
I think you can swim with geardos. I don't know. Oh level 36. Okay, if we can win this,
This is big Shumba one-giss experience.
And he's asleep.
Okay, he's...
We're gonna ensure this.
Fuck.
Glasses eyes.
Wow, this thing is...
This thing is tanky as all hell.
Okay, come on, baby.
That's what I'm going to mount.
One more good fight.
One more good fight and we're out of here.
more good fight and we are flying. We're one more good fight and we are back.
What everything is in the trees. Wait. A raging bowl in a meadow. Am I in a meadow?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No one. No one speak. No one speak. No one
fucking speak. No one fucking speak. Where? A D spawned. There's no way bro.
That can't be real.
Probably still there at a different elevation.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right.
Wait, was this way, right?
Why am I fucking hungry?
Wasn't this right where it was?
.
Oh, brother.
There it is.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking lock in!
Y'all use a shovel, okay, fine, what I'm just panicking a little bit.
Yep, this way.
Where is it?
Is it down more?
Higher, you think?
It's lower!
Fuck! I think you grieved me. I think you fucking grieved me.
Where is it?
Is it lower?
Okay, it's this way.
All right, it's got to be down, right?
I'm nervous about just tunneling down.
Oh, or is it?
Bride can't see shit!
Where the fuck is it?
Keep going down?
There's no way.
you're wrong, you're you're fucking wrong and you're griefing.
It has to be down. No, it doesn't.
It's really down there, bro. Shut up. It was dissipating.
Where is this cave?
I'll go down, but I think it's fading.
Yeah, I see how it's fading. That means it's not at that elevation.
I think it's actually up.
Yes, it's at this elevation, it's at this elevation, zoom in map brother, okay?
That's it, I don't... wait?
Yes!
You
It's a lot, what, it kills you on site?
How do you catch me then?
that is brutal I mean I can try and go back
My after dry sniping it, brother, I didn't even see it.
You have a rare candy?
Oh.
How do I wait? Can I not saddle a pidgeot? Oh, what?
Wait, what?
I don't even need the saddle?
That's weird.
Oh my god.
Now, let's go!
And a flying is much different.
I, how does one do this?
Wow!
I need to lock the fuck in.
How does one fly?
What the fuck?
Wait! Stop! Stop, bitch! Wait the fuck! What?!
That's actually broken.
He's didn't hit their box, no, that's broken. The balls went through him.
Okay, so I'm going to be honest so far I do not like the changes.
How the fuck do I fly, man?
I don't understand the flying.
Hold it, hold space, I'm holding space.
Okay, there we go.
Man!
That was so frustrating to happen twice.
I literally threw balls through it's fucking chest.
You know, watch the clip of that.
I mean, you can say hip-locks, but three balls went,
what, four balls went through it.
How do I whisper?
I don't even know how to whisper.
Slash arm. Nope.
Oh.
Okay.
I love a lot, kid.
I'm always sick. Let's try and catch him.
Oh, he's sleeping, quick attack.
All right, and we got paralyzed. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. We need to go start our life somewhere.
That is what I am realizing, because nothing is going to be easy. I thought that there would be a break through.
This is brutal. I'm so sorry. This is brutal.
Oh, is there a waypoint here?
That's the first thing is we need a way point.
Set the difficulty knob from 3 to 999.
Yeah.
Truly.
The first thing we need for a base is a waist stone.
We've got to find a waystone, and then we can build out through that.
Okay.
Oh, he just kind of falls when there's no stamina.
Okay, that's...
That's new.
Oh, man.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, okay.
Do this flying is going to make someone sick.
I mean, it's definitely more cinematic, but yeah.
Hey, it's faster than walking, you know?
Okay.
All right. Okay. How do I get off?
Okay.
The updated flying is awesome.
From a... from a aesthetics standpoint, sure.
From a utility standpoint, no.
Horrible.
Wow.
What about fucking squirrel?
My God.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait!
the squirrel drown
Probably a crit? No shot. No shot. That was...it definitely drowned. It fucking just collapsed. I wasn't even in combat.
It didn't drown, I think, it drowned, I think it drowned because I backed out a combat
for a second to jump above the water so I could breathe and it drowned.
This season's buggy, I don't know if it's buggy, or if it's just infinitely more difficult.
I think it's just infinitely more difficult.
I'm just adjusting to the learning curve, you know, I mean, things that I could do in the
the last version I cannot do anymore. Wow. This has been a brutal day.
Okay.
All right, we got a lot right across this ocean.
We get height we can glide more.
A1 does it was going to be harder.
another fucker.
Okay.
Wait.
Now wait a minute.
What do we have here?
God, I'm so out of room.
Nope.
That's very good. We love that. All right. Um, let's level up our toe to dial. Okay, we made an
in advancement. Okay, we'll take a crossbow for damage or bow. Let's take the bow in the arrows.
Great.
Oh my gosh, man. I'm
We need it. We gotta find a waystone.
What's that booty?
We must find a waystone.
So we have to find a tower. You know what I mean?
Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, Bully, I can have it well.
Okay, we need to be searching our map for a tower.
That's fantastic.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What is this?
Yep, give me a good.
Give me that, give me a good.
Big big big big big
Now we just need a billion coins and we can evolve it
need a brush for sauce travel I don't even remember how to make one okay there we go
getting the ball.
Yeah!
It's like feather, is it feathers and stick?
Oh, oh!
Now I need 999 more.
Whoa, yeah!
Oh yeah!
Wow!
We're almost...
An 18th of the way there.
Is there suspicious gravel here?
Can't tell.
The underwear the goal was. Wait, what?
Really?
What do I do?
Huh.
Wait, what if I shovel suspicious gravel?
No.
Now, that's not it.
Going to the exact wrong way.
Can I get a tower please?
There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
Oh yes, oh yes.
Come on.
Oh my god. Holy hot Christ. Why, bitch? Oh my god, flying in this version. This is going to be the death of me.
I'm feeling like I'm flying a fucking tie fighter.
Wee, is that the way point?
Okay, what do this the fucking old fashioned way?
Or for some reason I just can't get through here, that's curious or curiouser and curiouser.
I fucking hate minecraft so fucking much.
What, why?
All right, there we go.
What is happening?
Fuck out of my way.
Why can I not jump or climb this ladder?
Oh, you know, it's just a ladder.
You're not allowed to climb it.
Minecraft logic.com.
Backslash dumb as fuck.
Throw it out!
Holy...
Okay, I'm just...
I don't know.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I don't know what this dumbass shit.
Why can you not climb ladders?
Oh my god, that is so
Crawthing diarrhea hot
Give me this.
Oh, so many ladders.
Oh, yeah, I can climb these.
Okay.
Make it make sense.
Can't climb those.
Maybe it's because there's one piece of ladder missing.
Let's see.
Minecraft logic, Minecraft logic, of course.
Is that a waypoint? Oh my god, that's a waypoint.
build bitch yes yes but you're still the same get this fucking shit out of my face
space. Where to go? It's in my fucking inventory! I am all that is man and I am a
God, witness me, look upon me, filth, all you filth, you booty, lost, filth, look
upon me, pokey God. I will show you a new way. Okay, we have everything we
You fucking need with every day we fucking need!
Ah! Yeah! All right, now we gotta go find cinematic place to build base.
Fucking cinema, what is that?
Is that a never-polle?
Okay, we have everything we need.
Now we can just take out our mount and cruise.
You know what I mean? Let's we can do cruise control. Okay. You piece of shit mother fucker. I told you never to come around me again. You son of a bitch. You mother fucking driftland piece of shit.
I'm gonna fuck that stupid head up.
Come here.
If I thought I was a game,
that was sweet.
Did I eat sweet, bitch?
Would you drop for Daddy?
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
I take it to enter one dungeon.
Okay.
We have to go find our new life.
The music is perfect.
We're going to say I want to find something so beautiful, then we'll build our life.
How do you get into dungeons?
Keep gliding bitch.
We haven't even reached the promise land.
Ow.
All right, we're going to fly this way.
Who's your nemesis on the server and you can't say it's Aid?
Probably John Spooky Choy.
I want like a cherry grove, biome, you know what I mean?
I think that'd be pretty hype.
Treasure?
Fucking... help me out a little bit here.
Just a little max revive. We take those.
Shining's done.
Wait, the loot here is actually fucking pagerino.
Ask and you shall receive.
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, listen, the loot in there is going to be fucking dummy ridiculous crazy awesome.
So, for right now we should build a hovel near it, because people are going to loot the fuck out of it.
That's what happened last time I built in front of a landmark, and people ripped it apart.
Okay, that island over there.
Yes, it's a plane's biome
Holy Lord, and there's a nice cliff here
Welcome to my fucking house
Yep, okay, time to get to work
you
guys I don't know if you know this
if there's no school tomorrow
Yeah!
I have an idea. Some of you will say it's crazy. I say it's sexy and it's nasty.
Just have faith.
Okay, hold on.
Almost enough.
You guys are gonna love what I'm allowed to do.
You guys are gonna love it.
You
Okay. Watch.
Now is the time for building.
Please make Chesswell. I'm begging. Keep begging because it ain't gonna happen.
Till I build my base, which is right now.
I'm glad I am.
Okay, this is a little fucking...
That's okay.
That's...
We can't not fucking build on this!
Yes, mine, my fucking craft.
PIXX, first play? No way. That's crazy.
BARD!
So, Oregon through a pick six?
You see what I'm doing?
a castle above the castle.
Oh, it's gonna be sweet.
Sorry for no music, but I really have to be here.
But I really have to focus right now where else you know, all fucking die
Okay, and then
How many bricks is it? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Fuck, that's an odd number. Okay
So, if we build out from here, perfect, now five bricks in, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 should be
the middle. Is that look right? It does. And then we build. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, God. This is what I'm
It's hawking about.
Yes, evermindcraft.
Big.
Okay, for now we put this there.
Will's house.
Boom.
Wait.
What? How do we change the name?
Takes XP. Okay.
Well, we're going to find a bunch of XP in the thing.
Okay, now...
Okay, we can focus now.
You have experience?
Okay, how do I change the name?
The gear.
Big.
Okay. Now, we need
We need wood to begin our process.
So we get our bird, we mount our bird, we fly.
Timmy's tree house, you're brilliant.
What the fuck?
Guess that works.
Finally, Chastime. Listen, there's been a method to my madness this whole time.
You just, I just had to get all the things I needed to build a base or else it really wasn't really wasn't worth it.
You know what I mean?
Okay, now.
First things first.
What? The fuck?
Got it.
Okay. Now, a chest is what's?
You
Okay. Sorry guys. Kang with me. Kang with me. I'm, I'm trying my fucking best.
Let's put all pokeball items in here. That makes sense to my head.
Let's put all extraneous Pokemon items in here.
Braids.
Pocable items in there.
Stringing is Pokemon items here.
Mindcraft stuff here.
Perfect. Now, toolbar items. Great. These for building.
Great.
Okay.
Great.
Okay.
Now we just make a little like squat for ourselves that we will fix later.
Get back in your ball.
Great.
Now, how do I make a fucking door?
Wait, we can use science.
Okay, great.
Good start.
Now.
Let's go, read that castle, yeah, yeah, let me.
And we steal everything, do you see?
Do you see?
Everything that's not, oh, yep, yep.
Everything that's not nailed down is ours now.
We'll take that, thank you.
Oh, this, we'll take it.
Thank you.
Is this carpet?
We'll be taking that.
Oh, Windows?
We'll take that.
Okay.
Oh, fucking suck me! Fucking suck my ass!
Oh my god fucking suck me, Daddy.
What is that?
Can I take these?
Yeah, we'll take that.
Thank you.
It's gonna look great in my house.
Oh, oh, no, what's that?
We'll take it.
Take one of these.
Take one of these too.
Oh, it's one of one of those.
Oh, ah, fuck.
Oh, I was wondering what it was!
What is that? What is this?
End portal flame? I was wondering what are those?
Can I get that? It's a little too girthy for my expertise.
But one of these? We'll take it.
Thanks.
What are these things?
We'll come back for that.
Ah!
Sorry, hike your line.
Aw, you...
Just look to me!
Yes!
What the heck?
Why did you make me so much nice food?
Thank you.
I got a call Sam.
Guys, go to Sam's stream till I'm top-calling.
This is all the generational we can't share with anybody.
If we share this loop with anybody, we've failed.
Oh my god.
Leave stone, we take those. I'll come back for all this food.
Sam, Sam, generational loop, generational loop.
I don't even want to put the coordinates in chat, because what are Phoenix arrows?
Oh, I just got a totem!
I can come get you. I have a flying mount. And honestly, if I bring you to where I am,
you will probably get a flying mount too, because you'll have so much stuff.
I'm done.
Yeah, take care of what you're taking care of and then I'm I'm building something real and I might need someone with your talent so over here
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is the big loot. This is the big loot. I'm the throne as always the biggest
What, what is that, what is that, what is that?
Okay, come on, give me a legendary bitch.
Diamonds!
Aaaaaah!
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
I'll leave it all open.
All right.
I am obviously jam packed with Luke.
So now we go up.
We go back up to Timmy's tree house.
me street house. Oh my god, it's like flying a tie fighter. I swear to God.
Okay, poke balls. Go in there. Guys, minecraft shit goes in here.
Guys, wow, yeah, I did it! She is very good for us right now.
Random Minecraft Curios, go in here, put that in my fucking hand so I never die.
where we need the bread
oh my god we have so much
I got too much fucking shit on me
yeah I got too much fucking shit on me
I got too much fucking shit on me
Wait, why can't I attach my close enough?
Close enough.
You know we're not gonna cry over that.
We're not gonna fucking...
We're gonna stress that.
Yep.
Thank you.
Nope, that's the wrong one, absolutely chopped.
It's important to maintain our...
It's important to maintain our dignity here.
Okay, we need to find a bed in here.
would be big.
Oh, wait!
What's all this stuff?
Yep.
Me thinks me will have it.
It's my page you're getting fucked up.
We're gonna chill first, I go.
Okay, we need that to get around, and we'll just take the experience real quick.
Man they looped, they nerfed the loot to fucking hell bro.
It's fine though, it's fine though because...
Oh, lava?
That was almost the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
What is this?
Blince, we'll take that, tinted glass!
Hey!
Fuck, I forgot football's on.
Fuck.
I'm too locked in.
I'm too fucking locked in.
All right, I know there's got to be more to this castle.
Well, I'll be taking this.
Another nice chest for these.
I'll be taking it, please.
What are these?
No, they belong in the castle.
You belong in the museum.
Oh, I like these.
I don't know what they are,
but they're very nice.
Thank you.
Come on.
I'm teacher Chastney, we want to fucking end it all.
There we go.
Very cool, black sludge, very good.
Rare candy, very good.
Razer Fang?
Oh my.
Okay, now we're getting now we're getting some kind of spicy
crap
Everybody chill with the fuck might
Yes, yes, give me it all.
That's very good.
That's a lot of ore.
secret loop in here. Am I crazy?
Blow it all?
Dude, Minecraft, can we talk about it?
What's that?
Have I gone through that tower?
Okay, we have a bunch more loot.
Now the building process begins.
Jesus, I'm flying a fucking tie fire.
Here.
Well, guy.
Great.
You didn't.
We have Pokeballs though.
That and we look fucking cool.
Minecraft ship.
Go see her.
All right.
Exilory Minecraft ship.
Pokemon ship.
I'm still a reminder of shit.
Are you watching the game to see if Dante Moore's any good?
Kind of locked in.
I don't think Dante Moore's gonna leave school either.
Okay, okay.
Yep.
Okay, I need tools now.
Should we need all the shovels?
Because we're going to need a lot of dirt to build this out.
Great. Sorry guys, my brain is kind of moving in slow motion.
Great.
Okay, we are set up now, first-access.
Can you glide off-rip? You can't?
Okay.
All right, now it's time to build. And to build, we need dirt. We need lots of dirt, because
We're going to make that platform gigantic.
You feel me?
Are we building castles in this guy?
You
It's going to take a whole lot of dirt.
You
I had a lot of dirt.
That's a lot of dirt.
Oh my god, do we go inverted?
Oh my god, we can go inverted.
Okay, back in the ball.
It's beautiful.
I'm going to have to be a big boy.
It's a stained life, you know what I mean?
Sorry cats and kittens. We got to mine a lot of craft right now.
The
Fucking drift land.
It's actually big enough to be its own spawner now, which is pretty cool.
I'm going to say I got a mine a lot of craft.
you
see
probably one water you know the main
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Perfect. Now I have a crazy idea. Can I make a fake tree? If I, how would one do that?
Sheers to get leaf blocks, okay.
Okay, I thought it doesn't owe man-made shit.
There's something really simple.
tight. Okay. How do I make a bucket because I want a waterfall up here too? Is that
What is that?
Okay.
Minecraft!
Okay, we want these nice, red and orange leaves first and foremost.
Thank you, Pidgey.
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Yep.
Great.
Good.
Now
Yep, oh
Oh my god, this is gonna be a fucking revelation of Satan's sound
Okay, now we need wood, if we're going to build a tree house, we need wood.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh, my God, dude.
we need to let the buried trees up there too.
That's the next big one.
I got to find a lepobary tree and sacrifice it to the gods.
Well, I am ready.
I'm gonna have a fun time.
Don't you more fumbled now?
Oof.
We're Dante.
Oh, and this is what we need.
Give me all the lepoberry stuff.
Wait, did we get lepoberry sprouts?
How do we get a lepobarry sprout?
Did I jack that up?
Don't kill the tree.
Good to know.
We have to find another one now.
Fart.
I'm going to be right back to my house.
Oh, blessed man!
Khalil, I need a lepabary.
I mean, this is not great.
I need lepabary and I need it now.
I'm hurt. Do I have any food?
I got anaprusch.
Big.
Lepa berries.
A question mark.
It's farted up and I killed the Lepabary Tree.
Come on.
I don't see shit.
I'm just bouncing on it crazy style like an idiot.
Lepa berries, Lepa berries, Lepa berries, all right, do I?
But how do I get the sprouts?
It's a chance to drop?
Is that enough?
Oh my god, wait.
Oh my god, what?
We'll just close.
I've got to close.
Can I found another base?
Okay.
I've got to, I've got to,
We got to ride back to our base.
Which is where?
I got there so much shit around here.
There we go.
I'll fuck, get the height, get height, tie fighter, tie fighter.
Okay, and now this, and now we do this, to make it safe for Sam.
Now there's now a better. Great.
Where are you?
You could already change.
Take a bite.
Now, go!
Hurry up.
Oh, my god.
Hey, guys.
Now, go!
Pony me stop!
Luckily, he keeps giving me wedges!
No, please!
Sir, get on my head fast.
They don't know about the indescribable amounts of wealth I'm about to show you.
I don't have enough XP to travel with the Frick?
You can't travel people like you're headed to the Lord!
Alright, I guess we just gotta fly Sam, come on!
I have nothing in your hand.
Wait, Abe's here. Abe did this earlier.
Come on.
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, we're headed to Tunis, Treehouse to make.
We have a fight time of about 30 minutes.
We are expecting some Easterly Wims causing a little bit of job because of our short
fight time.
There will be no in-flight service unfortunately.
My name is Captain Timmy Game Guy and I'll try and stay off the horn as much as possible here during the flight
Make sure you strap them and
I'll be all those
Fustancy belt sights
Alright, I'm going to play for our out of a while
I don't know if you've experienced new travel yet, but it's kind of crazy.
I don't think they write you.
No way, look at all the W's!
No, that was you!
So now flying is really hard, and you have to take bricks a lot, so we're about to take
We could break whereabouts crash land, hang on to him!
Hey, I think a good bugle behind if you want to catch him!
Oh, Sam, there's a colossal over here!
He's got a mega evolution, you should get off and get him, he's right in front of us!
Do you have some good Pokemon Sam because I also know about a dungeon that we can do when we get there, but you're going to need to have real ballers.
That's what my dad makes ascorn scallops.
Bows.
Yeah, he's not going to have a vision in the very cool damn.
Yeah, got a nine tails.
I got you.
Did you get it?
That's about it.
You're right.
You're kind of laying, but.
A big goal.
Yeah.
That is a flight works now.
I hate to frame my head, I think you're gonna do it.
Wow, we're doing IRL memes in game now.
you're joking that. That one's too much to explain. That one's a funny one.
You're going to get so much stuff Sam.
Now that that loot is poop.
They really made it difficult this time.
Yeah, this is why I went this way because I was like, I'm going to keep going until I find a way down.
Yeah, I need to Lamborghini, but I'm not gonna get it.
Nope, nope, you're wrong.
It took me an hour to find the waystone.
She's one of them.
And I got a bird, you're on foot.
eyes eight minutes. Wow, Oregon is getting fucked up.
I've always been a baby.
My dad says, yeah, because I'm at the shape of my skull, I was born to be a baby.
It's gotta be the big ol' feet.
Oh my god, it's gotta town!
Damn!
The bed.
I'm gonna be sleeping good to be this plant, bitch.
I'm daddy getting some good loot.
And I got a lot of balls.
Daddy wants this lamp.
All right, flying, pickaxe, I get it.
Now, the crap I've never used one of my life.
Cap, a dragon!
Another Dante Moore, Fumble Stop.
Oh bro, he's definitely going back.
Yeah, coming out.
Dintin.
But people tried to say Indiana wasn't real.
I guess we all know.
They are in fact real.
Okay, come on, let's get my bird.
Where am I there?
I can show you the world, shining, shimmy,
I'm wearing glam, tell me princess when you were last lit your heart to sign.
Don't you dare close your eyes.
What is that?
Uh-oh.
Oh, I might have missed your house.
You might be coming in for a while, lady.
Okay, there we go.
Hey, and there what?
And do.
There we go.
And what? And a dude.
I'm trying to get out of the dark.
There she is, Sam.
Yeah, but the bait's in the way he's doing it up here, come on.
Yeah, yeah, come to me, we can fly.
And if you die, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Oh my god, please.
Give me.
Did I get any couple months sprouts?
I didn't get any sprouts.
Give me apricot sprouts!
Oh, yeah, bud.
I'm gonna pull that maneuver right now.
Welcome.
Here, do I tell?
You're working on it!
You forget that I just spent the last 20 minutes, but yeah.
That's why I made the water elevator over there.
all right, there's another place near us and I mean, on your
oh my god what song is this
Oh my god.
We're not leaving total dial behind.
See, not evolution ready yet?
How do I not have any God damn apricot seeds yet?
place me really mad.
Ooh, I do want to grow that.
I do want to grow that and I think we start growing this in the corner.
Perfect. Cool. Do we have another very cool? Very cool. Okay. Great.
Okay, if I was making a tree house,
writes,
Right.
Yeah, life is pretty good.
There's no school tomorrow either.
You guys see what I'm doing here!
I'm gonna make a fucking tree house, and then I'm gonna grow grass.
I want to look like the day-coutry.
Yes.
Okay.
We need dark oak.
Right? Dark oak.
Dark oak.
Dad, here.
In the up 34, oh my god.
I wish one of these is Dark Oak.
That looks like some Dark Oak right there.
Pine, Pine, Willow, Spruce, Spruce.
Oh, A-Petits, give me some fucking-
Now!
Oh god.
Almost a disaster.
Give me some fucking saplings.
Please, saplings.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there she is.
Rare is the fucking stratavarius, we're growing fucking pokeballs, baby.
Thank you for the manual rain, thank you for the hype train guys.
This has to be dark oak, spruce.
Maple, maple, brother.
Do I just start over with maple? I mean, this is crazy.
Pines, slow.
All right, I think we should start over with maple.
A battle factory with the fuck is dude, he's on some other shit already.
to the next.
We need so many of these.
It's a build our tree house of our dreams.
Well, Oregon got wiped, bro.
Oh, let's get some of these big boys.
Fucking timbre.
Oh, cover, I need so many fucking trees.
Nice.
We need so many blocks, this sucks.
No!
I haven't!
The lady version of Joe is hungry.
Oh, I don't even know if I've subscribed to that.
Chos my guy.
Okay.
that's definitely not enough to build the treehouse of my dreams, but
you know, at least get a start, you know,
so what I'm hearing is will hates women, no, absolutely not, but I also won't flip up on one of my
Go, it's just because there's a woman doing his same thing.
Um, what did I want to do?
Okay.
Where did all my hernia?
Oh, I have it on me. Great.
I didn't expect to blow out. Did you?
I mean, Indiana has been the best school in the country.
I don't know. I guess people just like, I think, I think I'm going to be honest.
I think the modern era of football is really hard for people because football used to be super stagnant in terms of like good teams were good for a very long time
But with the transfer portal like that's going to change
And so I think a lot of people that claimed to know a lot about football
Their entire thing was just basically saying that the best teams would win over and over and over again
Yeah, it's like very easy to hit the Alabama Clemson button
And it's very hard to like understand football.
And so, you know, early on like week one, I said the Indiana was going to be really good.
And everybody said I was a fucking idiot.
And now they're about to win the National Championship.
And I get to sit back and be like, yeah, I told you guys, for an end of Endos,
it was going to be the best quarterback from literally week two.
But you know, it's whatever.
Okay, here we go. We start over.
You're the best beta house player. Oh god. I suck. Who all is in beta house? I can't carry a house.
Psycho knows in there. Oh, I couldn't as better than I am.
Hey, damn!
you
because of how big the blowout is, absolutely not.
I mean, it will feel shortened because they're going to run the ball.
Like Indiana will just run the ball, which is going to shorten the actual time of the game,
but now there's no blowout rule and college football.
That's really funny question though.
This is going to have a fucking crazy chain reaction now, by the way.
Because basically now, Fernando Mendoza will not come out.
Yeah, there's another spot.
Wait, you have a waypoint. You can go back to town and tell you what.
Can I get a little building done first?
Because, you know, the last time I brought someone to my base, they made fun of it.
Even though I spent 25 minutes getting them.
them. They made sure to let me know that I was poor. I'm not pointing in the finger.
But it was you, Sam. Sam, you made fun of me. He said, now really much of a treehouse
as we take. It hurt my feelings. I know I have trauma.
I'm gonna listen to Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate
and I'm gonna build a man-laterie house.
I'm gonna hang you, hang you.
What's your body, Kyle?
All right, I'm gonna build.
Give me like 10 minutes.
There's nothing funnier than like a fucking toddler asking about a body count.
Okay, and, bitch, okay, this is the door.
Love it.
Let's leave a window there.
I can't.
Window.
Bitch asks stupid fart.
whatever we'll do it on both sides so it looks intentional you know what I mean
okay um
okay another layer
Why did sometimes, I don't understand the placements, why, why, guys, why, what am I,
Where am I not looking?
Point down more.
I hate this game.
Okay.
I'll just drop down.
Nope.
How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how do I get it just a,
Something has to be above or below.
Great, we fucking did it. I don't have to end it.
Why?
How? How? What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
I need a block below it.
Whatever, this game fucking sucks, and it's designed by people who suck.
I don't care.
It's not gonna bother me.
Why would it bother me?
See shiny?
Smaller for shiny?
No, yes not.
Lift it.
Touching on your boobies gets me lifted.
Good to be here. Thank you. No, that's no. No, no, you fucking horror. This game makes me so angry sometimes.
Great.
Touch in on your boobies, give me a lift, dig.
Okay.
We're going to do that.
And then we're going to.
More me.
My mama tried to warn me.
Great.
Okay.
You mean that...
Wow, it's happening!
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Pretty cool.
All right, I need more maple.
On limiteds, guys, I'm sorry.
Day one is obviously going to be a lot of building.
Please forgive me.
But having a cozy house? Big.
Okay, give me a fucking sprout bitch.
Fuck. Please give me a sprouts. Please, please, please.
I'm gonna fucking rip my own ears off.
Whatever man, I don't even want it.
Wait, mushrooms? Could be cute.
What do you think? Could be cute?
Up top. Can I replant those?
Yes.
Okay, mushrooms are going to make my thing very fucking whimsical.
You know what I mean?
Okay, we need more is this maple? This is maple, great.
Is this maple? Yeah.
I'm not going to lie though as much as I fucking hate minecraft, I've learned to love
crafting the mind. You know what I mean? Like, it is very satisfying when you build something
really spectacular.
and
I think I'm going to put it in a solid 15 hours tonight so
you guys are looking for the late night vibe
But now, what are these?
Can I tear those out?
Yes, tie.
Don't break, don't what the fuck?
Okay, okay.
Beta Breeder Brigade, oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
What's happening on the beta team?
Okay, now my idea is I build one branch out there, go to another level and build another branch out, which I think would be really sick.
Fucking God.
Hey!
How bad, how bad, when do I speak about it?
You find any lepas sprouts?
Oh, yeah, I found it so touched, but...
Thank you.
Here we go.
Welcome, Boone, to New Orleans.
We've got a real brings flight today.
just a little jump over to lead spot beta.
We'll be at a crazy altitude of about 600 feet.
Right after the E.P.G.O.2 eats birds,
we'll be clear to go.
He had a big lunch.
Anyway, thanks everybody for joining us here on to our lunch.
We hope you always choose us for all your best control needs and
Right, we're gonna get a go and we're gonna push back from our taxi and I would like
Which is for the food for the cool
Man, my mask ass that you don't smoke on the bird
Oh god, put it up!
Oh, disparage automatic!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, guys.
Oh my god, I think that good shit.
Wait.
Wait, Sam!
How do I use, how do I use them to take it this guy?
Alright, we'll just come back for a little bit.
The glass right in there room, Tim.
Wait, there's another plate.
Get in!
Here I am.
Can't do anything.
Oh, there's a glad New Year's New Camp for sure.
Oh, I thought that was...
Ha-ha-ha-ha-aha!
The easiest find to get, guys, to get is this one.
Hi!
Hi, you're my base as a 10x5.
Yeah, I think we have everything we need to make a really cool base.
Okay, get back in the bag. Now, where? Okay, can I just pull it back in the bag?
No, we're...
Don't freak out.
Okay, can I just put vines on shit? Is that something I can do?
Oh my god.
Oh, my...
We know they just break.
and you can climb them how do I get more
she's okay okay okay okay okay so I can go back there and get more vines right
I'm gonna be a little bit more excited.
Dude, this was...
No, look at that!
We're growing berries!
We'll be...
Will these grow?
You can make sure's right now.
No, I know, but...
Okay, okay, just...
I have sure's...
Revenge on, Revenge on, Revenge on, Revenge on, fuck out, Revenge on, fuck out, okay?
Jungle door?
People battle, people battle, people battle, all the way!
Open the pier, raise and drill your boat, older me!
Okay.
We are crafting.
We have some fucking glass.
You've got to be. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at this game. No, that's exactly what I wanted.
Okay.
It's kind of happening up here for Timmy.
It's kind of happening up here for Timmy, guys.
I don't know if you know this.
I live in fear that I'm going to flip that up. So thank you.
Okay. Now, now this floor is going to have our first branch.
Okay, yes, allow yourself to have a child's mind, be creative William, allow yourself
to have the mind of a child.
Yep.
Now!
Allow yourself to have the sweet, whimsical feelings of a child.
That's a nice big room right there, and then we kind of like, just give it like a weird branch formation at the end to make it look more tree-like, you know what I mean? Great.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but it's okay.
Yep.
Sure.
I'm really out of Maple Logs, that's my Maple Story.
I will take care of that work later.
Okay, we need these. Great. Great.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Yep.
Right now we got to do this.
Yeah.
Right now we got to take our fidgety down or else we die.
Got to hit this.
Fly bitch!
All right, if we can just,
There we go.
Got damn it. And I need food or else I'm gonna fucking expire.
Where's the bread, bro? There she is.
You respond in your bed. I know. I'd rather not, though.
Alright, I think I fixed that bold patch.
Okay.
Yeah, baby.
And my blinds are growing.
We'll say, hey.
Okay, I need my shares.
Shares, okay, shares, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great.
And now we're going to grab one of these.
And we're going to build it right here.
And now that will build up and give me a ladder, great, great, great, great, great, great, great.
We can actually grab two to make sure.
Wait, what the fuck?
Do I really have to put one block down to climb that?
Nice!
Cooler!
Okay great guys this is cool this is very fucking cool okay now I need more
and I go up so I need another app the price got mmm that's probably not enough
box in it. Sorry, this is taking so long guys, bro, can you imagine if you are the
He imets about to play Indiana in the finals, Miami.
Like, Miami's gonna get fucking...
boat-raced.
Oh.
Give me some sprouts, bitch.
Give Daddy some sprouts.
There it is!
Chinkies!
Dave, we're about to be so fucking wealthy.
A higher state van said the same thing.
Brother.
Oregon is getting murdered. Oregon was the favorite to win it all. They're getting fucking murdered.
Nope.
Huh.
God, how many fucking maple logs does it take?
I can't believe he's building Sydney training in real.
Oregon on a 70 run, you mean they scored a single push now?
What is the craziest way to say, ordin' scored?
Seven O'Ran.
I mean, real.
We got a repopulate.
We got a rep.
and
are all to run out of wood
or run out of wood
and
the end of the score in 14 minutes you mean have them
Who's winning a silver who fucking knows, man?
They'd sometimes the trees just don't fall over.
What is that?
Oh, please, don't let me die.
Okay. How do I plant grass? How do I plant grass up on that dirt?
One bone meal.
Or she hears?
Oh!
Okay, so if I just, will that grow?
Now, need bone meal, okay, I have bone meal somewhere, put still, I got touching
I'm a diamond pig, I don't have no bone male, got it, great, okay, and now I need a hoe.
Find a corner.
What do I do with this bon mail?
Go.
Chattrolled you?
Okay, you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm giving up on you.
I'll do it with the letter.
Is that enough of the room?
Oh yeah, I guess it is kind of cozy, but whatever.
You
Now wait, but what if I put dirt up here and grew a tree on a tree?
Oh, my baby baby.
What was that noise?
Cut out?
Wow.
I don't know if I can fly out of here.
The fuck?
There he is.
Yeah, I know you're talking nice here that much, yeah, I'll speak much here, I know.
Did you get that?
I'm trying my best.
That looks like a tree!
Okay, this is fucking sick.
I don't care what anybody says.
And this is done, everybody's going to talk about my damn tree house.
Everybody's going to talk about my tree house.
The Baylor Tree House if I ever saw one, I'm going to crash the fuck out.
Why can't I just hang these anymore?
I don't know it's...
They changed the...
Shhh...
Ready or not?
Hey, to me, you ever been to a Turkish prison camp?
Where's my carpet?
There we go.
Okay, me thinks this will not grow, so I'm going to grab that out of the ground and I'm
I'm gonna put it here and hit it with that bone meal.
Is it not growing because of her chest?
Plow the dirt, real?
I'm going to leave that there and see what happens.
If I pick my bed up, can I put carpet underneath it?
No, go fucking crazy. It's me. It's fucking Timmy gang guy and I'm alive.
You
Oh, it's the carpet that's doing that.
Beautiful.
Not beautiful though, I...
If...
Okay, I know what I want to do.
you
Where's my flower?
It's disgusting.
You
If I put that in there, we'll make iron.
Nice.
We need to go get some more maple and finish this.
I don't know about all that, but let's get in there.
Oh, there's my fucking.
All right, I got to put some shit away.
of
You
Come on you.
They're bad motherfuckers
Oh
Wait a minute, hold on
Beautiful
you
What is that?
Just breaks that, all right.
Nope, that's not going to work.
Can I punch it?
You just break?
All right.
Some lava would be pretty cool.
Golly.
Okay.
Things are getting faster. That's good.
Browser announced a new head coach, got damn it, there was a fucking coach from the water
So let's do it.
All right, realistically, how many more maple do I need for this?
To finish my maple story.
Henry Wengler, yes, Henry Wengler.
Hundreds? No, come on.
I probably need 200 more.
A full inventory? That's crazy.
I want to be done with my base.
Any advice for full team or football fan is team just got destroyed?
Are you an organ fan?
I would say be happy that you had a fucking amazing season, man.
And now your quarterback's probably going to come back and you're going to have another
amazing season.
Realistically if Oregon wins, Dante more declares for the draft and next year you're
rebuilding.
You
Okay, all right, dude. What are we doing? What are we doing?
You
Okay, that's a lot of maple logs, okay.
We need a little bit of dirt too.
Okay. Okay. Day one is always tough, but once we finish getting this set up, it's
going to be truly magnificent, truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Okay, for right now, nice and then...
I think that'll grow.
You
mind.
All right, let's see how it looks from the ground.
Yep, and that look like a tree.
And now we get all of our V's, great.
Okay.
Okay, now we...
Okay.
Now we need some shmatterings of
You
My dear, she's just fucking brave.
Yikes.
Hope you understood why I'm still going to get fed?
No, you're going to starve.
Tonight, for sure.
Give up all hope.
Oh!
I got it!
Oh!
I don't know, I'll think about it, but I have much to do.
Much to do.
So much to do.
Do you read manga or just anime?
No, I read manga.
It's been a while since I read one though.
I liked chainsaw man.
and chains on me was the last one I read like all of.
And this is why I grew these here.
I just sheared my.
Now let anybody ever tell you that I'm smart.
This is gonna take so much.
It's starting to, it's...
Whaaaah! Yeah baby!
How's the grind really?
I'm doing something really stupid that's taking
an absolutely unfathomable amount of time.
But...
There's a chance that at the end it's cool.
Al-Gunderson.
You
Was happening
I mean, it's so many leaves.
Okay.
Okay, that's going to put a dent in it for sure.
I'm going to put the bird down, boy, what's happening, why can't I land?
Yep, okay. Now you're engineered to have to land.
You
It's getting there.
Oh my God.
You
I got to fill in the underside there a little bit for sure.
Oh.
You kind of want to be a little random.
Dude!
It's a little Homer Simpson here right now.
But we fill this in.
Oh, whoever are you, fam?
36.
I got something for that ass, bitch.
Whoa.
That was a bird move.
Anyway, that much damage, she not Buntyp!
Why did she cut the apricot trees? Did they not grow back?
No.
Okay.
Great.
Why did I run away from?
Bro, something is broken with the combat.
That's actually crazy.
It ran away from battle because I took two steps.
Awkward it's just broken and it's just not fun.
All right, well I'll fuck it. Okay, let's.
That's super annoying that they change the battle system to be like if you're two steps away, it like auto runs you away.
They didn't, probably in your mob pack? No, they actively made the game harder.
Oh, dude.
I am kind of digging it.
All right, let's fill this in.
We got to get the back a little bit.
All right, it's going to be real Homer Simpson.
Okay, I just put leaves back, oh, I mean just, just patch these up.
Dude! It's almost done, baby!
Okay, what can I let's put a pulpit in here for now?
Nice, kind of cool.
Um, then we can put our chests in there.
We need lighting in here.
How do I turn candles on?
Clint?
Clint, it's steel.
Do I need Flint and steel?
I'm damn it.
Wait, I do need Flint and Steel. Fuck, I need, I need a fucking chicken jockey. Fuck.
How do I start those candles?
Clinton steal?
Okay.
How the fuck do I make Flint and Steel?
Flint and then I imagine Steel, right?
Flint and Steel!
Blind and steal!
And there's another tree up here.
Oh my God!
Thank you. Thank you. Alan. Thank you.
I did not mean to use that. I did not mean to use that. It's okay though.
Thank you, Alan.
Appreciate you.
guys my mind is craft right now seven hours in real holy fuck yeah yeah yeah
I know.
Oh, you literally can't jump over her fats.
Okay, that's...
Don't know if I love that.
We can put some around the perimeter here, you know what I mean?
Love that. The rest gets launched into space. Okay. We need grass.
next and we need to break these. That's very cool. Okay. Right.
Okay, we are...
We need to get more water, I know that.
Nope, wait, I can ride a nine tails!
is the point of this. Oh, oh, okay.
All right, we need to get one more water.
Okay, bird.
I also don't like that you can't just get off your bird.
You have to like write it down and take care of it.
Okay. The last thing we need is grass. Yes, dude.
Jankies, I think we should move this back one.
No worries.
We're just getting this shit poppin'.
You know, give myself a little water feature here, boom, very cool, and then let's...
Yeah, baby!
That's pretty house.
Okay.
Great.
Um.
Now, if I chop this up, does all the stuff come out?
Great.
Okay. Now, this is the real park.
Okay.
Carpet, your bitch, you're a silly little bitch, carpet.
It's amazing that you just don't work.
A Pokemon stuff goes in here.
Pokemon stuff goes in here.
All right. Now we go down and get the rest of our Pokemon stuff. Jesus Christ, we
have a lot of Pokemon stuff. That's crazy that I literally haven't looted in an hour and
We have so much Pokemon stuff.
And our more like three hours, Jesus.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Great.
I'm sorry, guys.
I know I move at the fucking speed of snail old ass man, but I
Think it'll all be worth it in the end when this base is poppin and we get some fucking plushies in here
Great
Okay, and then jumping jahosephat, I need, okay, oh I have more Pokemon stuff, the lightful.
you
Okay, great.
Now, maybe I can go pick up the chests.
I feel like I failed.
turns gone, gone, just got it, great.
Okay, and now this is Minecraft shit.
And we don't have to put useless stuff in here, William.
Jungle door, we can put on the pan, or we're going to put that.
Jungle door goes here.
Great.
Very cool.
If you want a man, if you need a man.
Did I pick up that second chest? I did. Okay, great. So that does that. Now I can organize this.
recognize this. Now I can put Minecraft stuff in here. Okay, that, there's not Minecraft
stuff. I want that food is for me. One tool, two tools, great. We're gonna put those
around the house. That is not the right thing. That is not the right thing. We want one
some of these, greats.
Put a table there.
Cool, awesome.
I kind of fucked myself a little bit, but I'm okay with it.
I want to put some mushrooms.
What the hell?
Why won't it let me place mushrooms?
Huh?
Wait, that's so weird.
Why won't it let me place mushrooms?
They don't only let me do it once.
It needs to be dark.
Why did let me do it there then?
We'll never understand.
Okay, my Minecraft stuff.
Okay.
Pog monster.
Come on, Totodile.
Wow.
Spensive these days aren't a Totodile.
Oh, thank you.
you are an absolute wonder of engineering.
I tell you what, I like the way they engineered
carpet, honestly.
I don't, you know, my whole thing is like,
I think if a game works, it's boring.
You know what I mean?
I really love that it's so un,
have them a bleb broken.
Like there's something like that that's very,
I don't know, endearing to me.
Yeah, I don't know about you.
It's so fun.
It's such a, it's like, I mean, guys, it's a, it's a feature, not a bug.
Okay, we need some light here, go.
Goal, darn it.
Okay.
Okay, let's just...
What are you growing?
Oh.
Car beat, car beat, car beat, car beat, car beat, car, car beat.
Okay, now things that don't belong, we put back.
I like so many fucked up tools.
I don't have to do.
Whatever again, that's good enough, goodness.
And now we put the crafting table inside, and then we are
done for now. So we can get some grass up in here. You can play at mushrooms now, it's
It's time, oh God, where are they?
Pickaxx.
I think we have everything we need except for pokeballs right now.
Get some pokeballs and then we go to work, you know what I mean?
I'm going to real work starts.
It's still not letting me plant mushrooms.
just randomly let's you I guess it just let's you plant them randomly
alright whatever cool
okay great guys what do we think
I
I we can take silk touch and put grass up here eventually
Damn, I don't even know
Okay, what else would I do not look pretty looks good
It's like grown in.
Make grass. I have silk touch somewhere. Well, I guess I need like diamonds and shit, right? I guess I need to mine some fucking diamonds.
But my diamonds go.
You make a dirt bridge up, that will take forever, that will take for fucking ever.
Just get some touch and place it.
Okay, what do I put cell touch on?
Which is my cell touch book?
All right, should I go get diamonds? So this isn't a waste.
Sam has diamonds? Sam, can I have some...
Check your backpack, nope.
Don't have any fuck.
Okay.
I need this.
We can finish our
plant cover, at least.
Okay, we need to trim that.
You
I think we're good.
I think I can just finish this and be done with it and it won't plague my mind anymore.
You know what I mean?
How do I use an enchanting book on something?
I just want the grass.
I don't want to go mind diamonds, and they'll.
There's an angle in the roof below you.
Great.
Can we fill in that side a little bit?
Yeah, this needs to be filled in.
Hope that.
I mean, I mean, that's, yeah, all right, great. And then we go do the
The Anvil thing, we get some grass, we get the fuck outta here.
We go play fuckin' Pixelmon.
Okay.
Where's the Anvil?
Is this an Anvil?
No.
What the fuck is there in an envelope?
Take that.
up, real, I'm the catwalk, I need a pickaxe for that.
Where is it?
Down half a level.
Wait, what?
Was that it?
That's a cold and we should take that, right?
How do I make an Anvil?
TNT Room had an Anvil. Okay, okay, okay.
Good.
Okay.
Oh.
Take this helmet.
What is a Phoenix arrow?
Wait, that's rare as fuck, isn't it?
Okay, TNT room is up.
loadstown
grindstone grind ever stops
Spencer, I don't know what I'm looking for.
No, Anneville, ugh.
Wait, what's that?
Hmm.
My poor puppy got caught coming lost revision this week.
Oh my god.
So sad.
You need like 40 iron to make one.
Shut the fuck up, man.
I just want grass to grow.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I make like a little loft.
Oh my god, that was fast.
Yes.
Go!
Got to wait for that to grow.
Perfect.
Great.
Yes!
You
I don't know, yeah.
Okay.
Why can I please?
Whoa!
I don't know who raged.
Who rated.
Yes, oh my god, yes.
Guys, Treehouse is fucking done.
I honestly can't believe it.
I honestly can't, we did it.
Now we just got to fill in that side ever so little and we're good.
Who raided? Is this a psych raid?
Oh dang! The bait is her up.
No.
Quick place things before you die.
No, I blef my pillar of poop!
No!
We press the beer!
God don't want us to have a bigger house than ya.
Hello!
We did it, look like a tree house?
Jam, can you have me re jumping?
You stole the handheld that I was gonna use.
I think so.
Listen, Jam, here's what I need.
Hold on.
Hold on, before we do anything else.
So much.
Hang me two seconds.
Oh no, what do you mean oh no?
That has grass on it. We're good.
Just not efficient. Oh, I don't give a flying fuck about efficiency.
You must have beg me for someone else.
I'm caught on the tree, I'm an idiot!
But yeah!
Now!
I don't know what to tell you, lady. I don't fucking see a portal.
lady I don't fucking see a portal alright
lady I don't know what to tell you
Oh my god, I'm done. I fucking finished.
Oh, so fucking cool. I'm crafting mines.
Hey, I found a portal. I wonder if we can use this?
Let's do this.
Look at that, Jim!
I know how to make women happy.
Jesus Christ!
I'm a theory!
Wait, you're a grabs in Pokeball's first!
I'm a grab Pokeball's all I have to be ready!
Actually very useful actually very useful.
is my crust spreading fuck spread spread bitch sorry I'm just guys I'm so sorry
okay that's a lot of pokeballs
I hate this bird.
Okay, oh my gosh, oh my gosh wait is that a mysterious or a flutter or a fucking
Flutter main. What is it?
That's an asturavius, right? That's not a-
Wait, where's the path?
The fuck? Where the-
Oh, nice.
Done.
This is actually crazy, but she did this, this is actually so fucking crazy.
Not dumb, just been streaming for eight hours, that part, I hope you guys have been having
good time. That how and do them could be fucking crazy on my team. I have a
fact to have already. I need a water. I'm dehydrated. Shit. I can tell. My vision
is narrowing, lacking out.
to make all diamond tools.
All right, I need a water. I'm sorry guys, I'm I'm
expiring. I'll be right back.
You
What the hell?
We built the wall around me, damn.
Wait, we could get that, guys, rare!
Where is it, Sam?
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
You're right, you're right.
I'm a burden!
Yeah, come on, there's a new hell!
God.
All right, I'll use a slable.
What is going on?
They really be bugling hard to catch, and they just want to.
What? Why can't I jump?
Okay, oh, my pizzero almost as fucking kill me.
Wow!
Well, it's rather Spartan!
As you call the ranch, because you're as a ranch toy, because nothing else is ranching.
Yeah, I get it.
Now I get it, it's cool, don't worry, baby.
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
You're really cool!
You want my diamond?
I need diamond jewels!
by the way, how's can we get a little border to cover the top and bottom?
We'll poke them on borders, I think.
I like a little cragnyin!
Where did I move over there a bit?
I'm going to have a door.
Oh.
It's how much love the game?
Oh no!
Huh?!
Hey, I'm on looking at the deep dog!
Oh, that's sick!
Wait, what the...
Just in case.
Oh, wait.
There's a deep arm that I have good hood again.
Alright, we gotta be self-heal at all.
We gotta be self-heal at all monkeys this time.
Because flying isn't the same as it used to be.
But this might be generational it.
Oh yeah, there she is, oh there she is, okay can I shovel these motherfuckers, isn't it shoveling?
That's working.
Oh my god!
I got him.
Can I break down for bone meal?
I'm just gonna assume I can.
Oh!
Diamond home!
Why do you taste so good, um?
Okay.
So now I can hold these boys out, right?
Fuck out much.
Oh, what are you about him?
Oh, I don't need my hand, won't make me the minute needed.
That's a rare man over there.
God, dude, finally, the loot that Daddy's been waiting for.
Okay, where is that fucking thing?
Oh my God.
Looks so cool.
Get it?
Okay, what level is it?
Can you fucking tell?
Kind of satisfied it.
Bro, I can't I can't
Level 36, okay, great
Great
That's perfect.
Oh, I have a machine.
Okay, nine tells.
Let's disable.
Yeah, we can disable it's electro ball.
Now I don't know if we can attack us anymore.
I think I can get one more flame burst in.
Yes, perfect.
the
bank
is a road-tomb strangely a pseudo legendary also
because of like something where it like came out of a TV
at the end of like diamond and pearl
or something very weird like that
No, no, I think I'm right.
Yes, I know.
Okay, wasn't it that there was like a TV at the end of like diamond and pearl?
and it like came out of the TV.
Shut up.
Stop!
Hello! Hello!
We need to find the ice room.
Oh, you can't tell me where?
Okay, I get the fuck out of here.
Oh.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm fucking stuck. I'm so good.
So I am just howling these things so it doesn't scream at us.
You know you can hold these sands, we don't get murdered.
You know you can hold those, we don't get murdered to death.
Why?
Where's the H room?
Ah, damn it.
Do get spirit, Jim.
Yeah.
Okay, now I can see you again.
to
get that's a fucking
word
all right home these things actually really smart because it gives me a fucking ton of experience
My experience.
I hate that they fuck your vision. Is there any way to prevent your vision getting
I'm absolutely annihilated by them.
Thank you.
They make it dark on purpose. Yeah, I know I hate it
All right, where the wait my pizzyock got knocked out. No by what I?
Deep dark
Yes.
Give me that sweet, sweet fucking trash.
Diamond leggings?
Can we break down diamond leggings for...
Can you get the fuck out of my face?
Sam Lynch, thank you.
Sam, it's time to play more, don't you know that?
Tell me where the dang ice room is.
What?
Brothers and sisters in Christ.
Eat the bread, bitch.
Fire in this game is so cool.
Okay.
Oh, good.
I'm actually doing it, I'm actually a go at this game.
All right, baby, let's fly.
Now we look for chests right there.
Where did you go?
But you got to be sharing me.
Ooh, that's a nice border house.
Thank you.
We're fine.
You gotta be eating my ass.
You got me in my ass, please!
Okay, we cannot be upset by failure.
Failure is a part of success.
Just much slower.
What's it chest again?
Great.
Okay, um...
We can just kind of sloppily throw our trash in here for right now.
We need this, we need this, let's take that.
Why hasn't it grown at all?
Doesn't spread if no one is nearby, what's the fuck?
That can't be real.
You're making shit up.
Yeah, chunks need to be loaded.
I don't understand what that means.
Chunks need to be loaded.
If no one's here, this area isn't rendered.
Okay, okay, so it'll eventually go.
It'll eventually go.
We have a ton of experience, we should go back to town, we should go back to town and maximize our team real quick.
Yes.
The day.
Hey, Dan.
Yeah.
Please.
I'll be home.
I'm going to be home.
Yeah.
It's not a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Can you, Dan?
I can't.
I made a tree house.
Yeah.
What's that?
Wait, let me get my line up here. Hold on.
Wait, why is it?
Okay.
Okay, damn.
Check out this cool book by my guy.
I've got to hear it, too.
I need a cynical theory, yeah.
Yeah, you want to see my line up?
Yeah, I caught the thing that will doubt in the deep dark.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
I changed my talk button.
It's fucking my life up.
Can I ride this little fucker?
Okay.
Here's Hielsen, the quote, fuck. That is so annoying, just heal all your Pokemon.
We can ride this to go faster.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What the hell are these pieces of shit Pokemon?
What the hell are these dog shit ass Pokemon?
Do you get anything for it?
Oh shit.
There's the Persian O.
Wait.
Let me go firefang.
Oh.
Okay, we're going to switch to a blackshad.
Eh, eh.
Eh, eh, eh.
Yeah, eat my ass, bitch.
Ow.
Gorsola, baby.
This is bizarre. It's kind of cool.
Um, ice cream.
the
words twice a day doing the battle factory oh shit that's good how are you still alive you little
fuck
okay that's nice that might have to give an ass a chance
Please put going here team with one from your opponent. I continue take Pokemon.
Oh!
We're gonna take that wiggly tough. And we're gonna...
Okay, cricket's in.
Oh, we're gonna fire blast this fucking asshole off.
Ha ha, get fucking black, get fucking blasted, bitch.
Okay, nice.
Um, stealth rock is so good.
I don't know if I'll get it off in time.
I'm just going to try and fire blast again.
Okay.
Trade that.
He's a normal type.
I think we send the electrode.
And I think we just fireball this fucking dick off.
Yeah, that looked pretty good.
And it's paralyzed.
Hi, perfect. Eat my ass, bro.
Oh, Thunderbolt. Goodbye.
I think we're just, I like my team. Oh.
I don't know if those help.
What is a choice band do again?
Wait, doesn't this evolve?
Fire blast.
That was lucky.
Wait, isn't this a fire blast?
Ow, bitch!
Fire blast!
Oh, my brains!
No! Okay.
Um, I think I just take the knockout to get the advantage on movements.
Oh yeah, I feel like we should have put it on an electrode, my bad Thunderbolt.
Right.
And we win.
Great.
Continue.
He's a psychic.
I think we just fire blasts is cock off.
Okay, I'm going to sack and go stealth rock here, okay, and now I'd fireblast and
we take a sack and we send out a letterhood who should have a speed advantage and
And should be able to one shot on the Thunderbolt.
Yes, okay, great.
Tangala, I don't love that.
Why didn't cell-throw occur to him?
Wait, hidden power with ice?
I feel like that's gonna fucking eat, yeah, that's great.
Giga drain, wow, look at you, eat my ass.
Goodbye.
That okay. Okay.
Thunderbolt.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie this.
This radicate might beat us.
I don't know why stealth rock didn't work at all, by the way.
I'm kind of... I got hit by the stealth rock.
Okay.
I just be in this bitch.
That's crazy, Stealthrock didn't hurt them, but it hurt me.
Uh, ooh, Rocky Hound, put that on, yes, we like that.
Um, fire blast this bitch.
I did nothing.
I don't know what I should do here.
I don't think it'll do anything.
No.
I'm going to self-rock and then take it out.
I can just also sack. I think I'm gonna as sack
Okay, great
Didn't course all I have a bug type move I think it did
No, fuck
Jesus Christ.
Umm,
Oh,
I can't.
The sing is an absolute fucking bastard tank.
Oh, poison, thank you for letting me stay in it.
Okay, I think we get the trade here.
No, come on, bro. Eat my fucking ass.
Alright, well, let's try to ask the fucking carry now.
And there's my, oh, it's signal beam.
Fuck it.
Self-rock?
Dude.
Oh no, I think I'm going down down.
Yeah, fuck.
Damn, bro.
Do I get any reward for that?
I don't get any rewards for that, okay?
16 rarec... Oh, I did! What the fuck?
Take the fucking candy! I have to do this one out of fucking time?
Yeah.
All right, we got a little squad.
Look at him, hey, yeah.
Okay, we got a little squad.
And check all these buildings
if they all have crazy stuff like this.
I did standard mode, loads here.
the elect oh, okay.
Um,
okay.
The speed is crazy.
Fuck.
Okay, okay, I'm glad my bug is so resistant to fucking psychic, eat my fucking cock.
Okay, he's actually a fucking G.
Okay, cyther is a G.
Cyther is a fucking G.
Um...
Good drop of thunderball on this bitch.
Yeah, that's great.
Don't what? Who the fuck is you bitch?
Okay, this, this siphers broke in.
This siphers of fucking bastard, man.
Pay-wan-ness.
Leftovers?
Oh, we did!
I've light on sight, there would go crazy, I hear it.
How many rounds are there?
the
well left over's going absolutely dumpster mode give me that slurp that shit up slurp that shit up give me that signal beam right in my fucking cock wait
Let's go, it's not a psychic, my bad.
So dark, crunch that.
Crunch that bitch.
Yep, that's nice.
Crunch that bitch.
Okay, do I take that mysterious, I don't think so, I think we just keep going.
Wait, is he rock?
I can't remember.
He's just bug, right?
He's grass, bug, grass.
I said I'm with a hidden power.
That wasn't great.
Oh, oh, my god, he's paralyzed nice, okay.
Let's send in the site there and just go type for type here.
Go, that leech life is going fucking wild.
All right, dual wind beach and kill him, though, yeah.
Now you get a close combat?
Fuck.
I'm just gonna close combat
My supply was gone.
Drop that hidden power. Got him. Okay. What was your first Pokemon game?
Put one blue. Continue. Okay.
Choice specs. Oh god. I can't. I wish they would tell you what these do.
I think we take the Rocky helm though.
Specs on electrode? What do they do? Oh, I'll fuck it. I'll just believe you
Specs are plus special attack. Okay
Drop a thunderbolt on this bitch. Why not?
Come on dude
You don't live with one attack here, you don't do that to me.
Wait, what is this? Oh, oh, this is great.
Take that. Thank you.
to a windy, come on please.
Whoa! Why was Shriptie so fucking fast?
Uh, I got fucked. Wait firefan, please.
Why did the fuck is this Shriptie the strongest fucking Pokemon of all time?
That's...
Cobra...
That's shrifty just fucking shawmy.
It's still gave candy, I guess.
Wait, this is really funny.
You can only challenge a standard battle factory choice per day.
Hello!
Shit!
I don't think you don't cool things like this in town.
Fralligator, baby.
Crazy Tyler, you stay?
Oh, Pooops, you can I challenge right today.
Oh, that. That's just my foralligator.
I mean, some people say it's very big from the right perspective.
If you shave them.
Um, uh, are all these things?
What is this place?
I don't know what to do now, and now there's a 36 cap.
God, I wish I would've gotten that.
Why is this still called totodile?
Um, because I only have one name tag, and I don't really want to use it on him.
Do you know, Raid? Oh, yeah, how do I do any of that?
Oh, I'm hungry, that's why I can't run.
level teddy or some kind of like him or he's at
by a huge pokebag might be sick
Can I buy a large book then?
Nice, okay, that's good.
Great.
What the fuck is D here?
Take your man.
What the fuck?
Oh, breathing.
Hot.
Rades and dungeons, okay.
There's a lot of shit in town.
Good to fuck.
How do I join the dungeon?
We are going.
Oh.
Do I need that ticket?
Turn your Nathan, turn your Nathan!
Um, do you not do these things?
Um, I don't know, I don't know.
Um, I did good thing.
You, you, you, you, you, you get two attempts a day.
Here I'll show you.
And I know I can't
You're going to click on here and then you're going to go to load here.
Then select three of the Pokemon and play for you life.
Once you pick the three of them, let me know.
What?
Wait.
Pursin' BIRIT!
Ehm.
I think this is faster than me walking. Yes, think fucking schmooves.
I'm just trying to launch a raid and see what happens.
Oasis key?
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so we do need that ticket, right?
Wait, is Sam non?
she ran as you bro, yeah, but she always plays after hours
You
You're beta house. Yeah, I don't know what the house is really mean yet.
Grow!
Where's that take it?
Ah, okay cool cool cool cool cool.
That cost so much.
You guys want to do a dungeon?
I don't really know either. I did not have this key.
Is what I'm saying? I don't know! I have the answers.
And you see it, I need to people apparently.
Come on, guys, for me!
The dungeon building?
Yeah.
There we are going to a dungeon. We go to this called building called Rades and Dungeons,
and then I redeem my key, and then no one knows because I'm the first one to find a key.
Tell you my inner dodge!
Alright, here we are!
Papa, pass my head real quick, she's being coordinate!
Okay, you guys have some good book, Mom, ready to go. Apparently this gets kinda crazy.
All right, so full. What's your best Pokémon to get?
I feel that I think you should have at least one strong Pokemon to come here.
I'm looking for a group, if you go over there, I think you can join my group now.
Yeah, tell people to join.
You're going to use my precious candies on that fucking thing.
I don't know how you're just saying.
That's a butt plug.
I have faith in you. You're the King, you tell everyone.
the
oh my god
okay all my Pokemon are kind of fucking juicy except for for all yatter is not juicy at all
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Good moves.
Who's?
Oh, I love this!
Yeah, that'd be cool thanks.
You're welcome.
You join my party?
All there you can evolve your side and probably if you want to do that, I don't know if that's
than you want to do.
You bake you.
Hey, what's up?
Okay, I said I'm looking for a group.
I think you can go over and join group there.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, three of them go to looking for group, and I can invite you.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, wow, wow, it's breaking, it's breaking, it's breaking, what's happening?
I don't know what's happening.
What is happening?
I don't know what you do, my game is actually about just blood.
I'm eight years old.
Are there really just no admins on right now day one that seemed crazy?
Peanut!
I don't know a peanut join our group quickly!
Thank you, dad.
Oh, you guys don't have this?
There's a text scrolling across my screen.
Yeah, I like that.
Now, apparently there's full full trees as a birdie in Kaya.
But you guys, no, you gotta eat that little thing for body.
I can't wait to join up.
Hey, Piner, are you in beta?
That's ridiculous.
think you don't want to be an alpha.
If you want to be a zombie,
that's right.
That's all about it.
A small little mule, boosy.
Oh, hi, everybody.
I'm trying to get the dungeon started.
We gotta get our party back together.
Go grab him!
I'm gonna smell that million pussy for me here.
It stinks nice and glowy.
Oh, that's one of the better things to get to get to get some impregnish.
Oh, you're a f**k, Peter.
Oh, hi!
Did you join my group yet?
It says you're not in the group.
Now I reformed, I think everything I think they might have reset it.
Oh, spooked!
Flash, party, speak, leave, to leave!
I think so.
I we got three in the party.
This is what I need.
Should I just try and send it?
I got tired of waiting.
Oh shit!
Die!
Oh god, what do we do?
Can you guys hear me?
What do we do?
I don't know what we're going to do, guys!
We have 10 lives.
Oh, shit it's a chemical!
Now I think you gotta use your Pokemon!
I think you gotta use your Pokemon!
You're Pokemon!
You beat a fucking shit out of it!
You beat the absolute shit out of it, Peter!
That's a game of gold, that's a game of gold.
Oh shit, it's a Pokemon Guardian that we got a battle!
I'm about to eat his ass!
Fuck.
Inferno, bitch, suck on that.
Mist, look at my nips!
Inferno!
Mist again, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
So dumb.
Jesus Christ.
shove it up my fucking ass bitch.
I just have now.
Great. Good. Now I'm happy.
What is happening?
Were the odds of Schmacher night zero?
Ding dong, change wheels, I did. What the fuck?
I-My move missed three times. What the fuck are we talking about?
What the fuck is happening?
Yeah, fucking fuck him up.
Bitch.
Oh my god.
Are you fucking loose?
I fucked this man.
Fuck, fuck you all of you, too.
Well, I got fucking destroyed.
I got fucking destroyed!
Yep, it basically just said that I could not do anything, which is real fun.
Okay, and...
What is the accuracy on fucking?
I didn't fur now.
50% of no fucking wander.
That's so fucking stupid.
I
Wait, does this heal you does what heal you?
The shrine does it heal where's the shrine?
I wonder if my Pokemon resurrect if they do I think I wonder if my Pokemon resurrect if they do we might have a chance where to Peter go?
I don't know where a peanut went.
disaster. I don't know what Polkalu is either. Polkalu guardians, stakes.
I'll just be there.
God, what I would do for a revive.
I wonder if he has a revive.
He knew it.
They really throw your ass in here.
I literally have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Okay, all right, berries, oh, nope, you can't kill them.
Pina!
How do I revive my Pokemon or where do we find the Alpha?
That's someone Pokemon.
I need to call Abe.
I need to do... I need answers.
I'm going to call Abe and see if he answers.
Because I don't understand anything that's going on.
Okay, we got two of those, we got tons of time left.
Oh, my Pokemon recovered from painting. That's huge. That's huge.
Okay, great, great, great, great, great, great.
Oh! Super potions! Okay, okay. Can I feed my other Pokemon? Okay, the guardians
are going to be tough.
Okay, if I can get more heals, we can do this.
Okay, level 14, get me a goole.
We just bite this fucking thing.
Take his ass out.
Instantly.
Great.
the fuck out of my face.
What are the stakes?
Oh, fuck!
You see, just catch me?
Jesus Christ.
Now can I fight that thing?
Okay, can I catch that thing?
Okay.
How is Peter just fucking raining down shots?
No.
Running gun?
I mean, it looks like he can't...
Oh, he's stuck.
He's stuck.
You like that shit?
I'm fucking bitch.
Welcome to fuck factory.
Okay.
Okay, I got a call, I got a call Peter.
That was big for us. That was big for us. Okay, 25 minutes left. Fuck.
What are the stakes? Okay, okay, okay, we can do this. We can do this Peter.
Because my Pokemon recovered. The guardians are going to be the hardest part.
Yeah, can you add them?
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Okay.
Gee.
We need all this.
They think they're going to die.
Can I fly in here?
Can I get those chest then?
wait what the fuck? I... I don't understand.
Bo, maybe?
Maybe just decoration?
No.
All right, I got to focus up if we're going to do this.
You got to get the skates and we got to kill Alpha's fast.
The guardians are going to take the most time in their hard.
Yeah, if you can take them out, my Pokemon just recovered.
Also the states apparently look like swords, right?
Yes, they recover on their own.
The fuck?
I'm blasting through as fast as I possibly can.
Oh, fuck my sweet, sweet pussy at the Sterlats!
Okay, the Snorlax hits like a fuckin' freight train.
I really wish I brought a bow.
Okay, bud.
and
another I don't know how to hit him without
what
I think it's just an auto trade man that's not good
All right, I got this, why he's poor with spinning.
Maybe I can get on top of him and attack down?
What do you think?
All right, bud.
Got to do the berry bushes, honestly, make me want a fucking take my own life.
Yes!
I got to eat.
I think it's a perfect distance.
Dude, compared to the Tangolo though, the Tangolo was crazy.
Bro, this is...
I love fuckers' was a finish all this so fast.
I don't know if we're going to fish this dungeon.
Now you can't catch it.
Oh, whoa.
you
you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you I'm the era yeah there's like driftlands I think you can see with the attempting I am
Okay.
You piece of shit, how about you learn to fucking jump will?
What?
Delayed?
I don't know if I can slice my wrists up in.
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
What do you want for me?
Do I have one block with which to build? Oh my god, one Sam block.
Okay, that's an impossible thing to get.
Great, great, great, great, good to know.
Good to know, good to know.
Fuck.
Do I have anything that will help me?
No.
Oh, the Uber camper, thank you.
Would you have to go back and fight that guardian?
Thank you for the rain.
We had a wonderful stream.
There was a guardian back here that we have to fight.
Let me get, let me know if you find one of the stakes.
I don't even know what the stakes look like.
Come on, stay frosty. We'll have to time. Half a time.
I'm a ghost.
Charget.
Whoa.
Well, slap my nips.
It's drip the cat.
Thank you.
Run, keep running. We have nine lives out, okay.
What is this?
Fucking candle?
Fucking kidding me?
You think this is some kind of fucking game?
You think there's some kind of fucking joke?
Bitch!
Can I mother fuck her?
Oh yeah, you like that shit, don't you?
Yeah you like that shit. Come on a little closer.
I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna show you how sweet it gets.
Yeah bitch, you like that?
Did you like that?
On him.
I really liked that.
Come on.
Let's go.
Yeah, get some.
Get that shit.
Come on, bitch.
Yeah, I can fuck down.
Let that, let that shit.
Do you like what I said about it?
Do you like what I said about that?
The average respawn if you need to find more.
30 minutes. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm not going to.
We're kind of short on time. Make sure we get the guardians in the alphate.
There's another alpha down.
Twelve minutes, come on guys, we can do this.
I bet the loot is gonna be extraordinary.
Oh fuck.
Super now!
I'm gonna take out a guardian right now, come on, bitch.
Uh, okay, psychic. Um, let's, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, that's big.
Okay.
What?
That is why he has put on so strong.
You have Crunchbroke, I've used fucking, I used a dart move, man.
He's put one or so fast and so strong
There we go, there we go, come on. Come on send out a grass-type you little fuck
That's not what I fucking wanted wait
Please don't kill me.
Oh.
Electropals!
No, how are you fighting living?
You're not a dirty, you piece of shit!
Test!
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Villa Boomer, how about you villa Boomer, my nuts in your fucking mouth?
Shockwave him we got it
I'm in so much trouble
Flame thrower please
Why
Are his Pokemon so strong?
He just recovered so much what?
Oh, dude, he's recovering so much health.
Yes, get fucked!
He dick, bitch.
Thank you. Thank you.
Take energy, Mom.
I get...
I got one of the guardians!
Ethan, no one flashes you fucking bitch!
I need to add a single fucking steak.
That's not good.
Two alphas are fighting each other!
Where's that my bird?
That's my bird!
Somehow he's just eating his ass
Bush is killing it. No, that's my bird. That's my fucking bird. That's my bird baby
Yeah
Come on, you got to find the guardian spinner, my Pokemon are fucked up.
I think I'm back at the middle.
You have a max revive?
Yeah, but the guardians are so fucking strong.
The guardians are bad men.
I'm just going to avoid him.
I found a guardian.
It's by the middle.
That guardians get a fuck you up. You gotta find those stakes.
Um, max revives, max revives.
Okay. I need to change moves on this guy.
Thunder shock?
Okay.
Nineteale sweep. No, I got it.
So dude, so following me?
I think I can get to one guardian, I'm on after my Pokemon recover, but we still need stakes.
Oh, we got stakes.
I haven't seen a single stake yet.
What the fuck is this?
The restakes in the water?
We, I think there's states in the water hold on.
Better be right, Cheddar.
Stand and hit the button.
I'll hit the buttons.
I'm out of fucking...
I got one! You need to find one!
Oh, I get it!
I'm just gonna send it on the Guardian.
Oh, you gotta find the sticks, it's up to you!
Heal Pokeys with what, bro!
With my fucking vibes?
I'm giving them those rare candies. We might have been able to fucking do this.
Do I have anything that here? Oh, full heels. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No, that's for fucking status.
What do I have? What do I have? What do I have?
Revive.
you said there are stakes in the water
got them at their most stakes in the fucking
All right, I gotta send it.
I gotta send it.
I think it was a different pull while I don't know.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about
in your wasting my time.
But I appreciate it.
Oh my god, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this, flamethrower,
please!
Why do you get to go first?
I have sex fucking levels on you man!
So dumb!
I see my fucking time.
Please, how the fuck you're bug-type! I have six levels on you!
on you.
Where can I use my items?
Please, let me go first.
Come on.
Yes, we don't give up!
Oh my god, just get the attack off first.
He's fucking still tight.
How?
Where is Pokemon so much fucking stronger, dude?
Scissor the Spies andsight.
I'm 10 levels higher.
They overpower these Pokemon.
Oh my God please.
Just miss one.
I lost guide, I tried, if we just find the stakes at least.
Okay, you said stakes for in the water.
I'm trusting you, Chat.
Stakes for in the water.
Where are they?
I'm trusting you.
Stakes for in the water.
Ah, yeah, you didn't know the fuck you were talking about.
Got to tell it.
Two left.
Where?
I hope they give us some reward.
Did we get anything?
Do you get anything?
Wow.
We didn't get shit.
You only get a reward of you 100% it. That's pretty hard.
That's really hard guys. We try to bet.
Yes!
Yeah?
I need food.
It's okay.
You get great.
Do you have any food?
Yeah, we need a lot of bread if we're going to do it again.
I think we're going to try and get with more people.
And hey.
bro. That was frustrating. I got fucking obliterated by Guardians that I have, okay, I need to,
I think I need to go catch another level 36 really fast. I think that'll help a lot.
So, fuck is that?
How do I go to my voice or my group?
Oh, yeah, delete the group, okay.
Can you involve Cindacuo? No, and that doesn't help at all.
It's all levels. It's all levels.
Evolution's help a little bit, but it's all levels.
Send a Quill is useless because he's level 22.
I gave a lot of my rare candy to Fufu to try and help him out, but obviously in that situation having one Pokemon that's high level doesn't help at all really.
Oh, here's the level of 35 right here. Perfect.
It's a great, awesome, big.
Okay, um...
That's huge. Okay, that's already one more viable Pokemon.
The Guardians Pokemon are buffed away beyond their stats. Oh, of course.
of those Pokemon were boosted out of their fucking skulls, dude.
They were all first striking against,
against notoriously dummy fast Pokemon, too.
Pidgey, nine tails are dummy fast,
and they were first striking on them like,
I understand first striking against the total dial, whatever,
but level 36, huge, here we go.
Okay, digs me.
Can we get a burn?
Oh my god he's got bulldoze, that's huge.
quick attack. You have a try and use it on the alphas? Real. Quick attack missed? When in the history?
I thought Quick Attack was a 100% accurate.
Okay, come on, bro.
You're not that guy, pal. Get in the ball.
Thank you.
Alright, now I have a viable, like heavy squad.
Those two might be the clutch we need.
What, oh yeah, his moves sucked. Let's see.
wing attack, there we go, f***ing hell.
Um, oh, Twister, big.
Way better, way better, way better.
Oh, ghastly.
Okay, he's down in the f***ing mishmash.
Did that one legendary what it helped a lot and if my phonecappell was didn't fly through
it, remember that?
Just started the day, that's so brutal.
meeting up with someone? Yes, Peter Park.
Oh my god, I'm hungry, fuck.
I'm sorry I got mad at you, Chad.
I was so pissed.
I was non-Jubilee.
Non-Jubilee is.
Okay, I'll show you how to do it.
Where is my train?
Bring lava.
That is an interesting dairy that I kind of like.
You can't place anything in the end of the dungeon.
Okay, yeah, fair for for for for.
Where did my trident go?
I'm very confused and we'll do an A right, do an A right, yep.
Well, fuck is my train?
Wait
I'm trying to use some stuff.
Oh, they're at least.
Yeah, I don't have arrows, though.
Come.
Outside, maybe?
I'd maybe, I mean.
What, what again?
The grass is not spreading.
Your boat is crazy.
Thank you.
can you buy potions or vibes can't buy anything this year the store is like not
exist in. Jimmy? Yeah, it's me. Okay, let's get
venery's ass in here and let's get this steam
buffalo in there. All right, now we got some, now we got
some heavy hitters, suckle. All right, let's see what we got here.
Throw chop, reversal. Okay, scary face. Fuck that. Oh God. Okay. Oh
This move pool. Oh
God
Okay, all right, bulldoze dig bounce mountain
No, he had died.
You mutt down to me.
Crazy style.
Okay, I got a squad.
I got some bad men.
Okay, let's put the leftovers on totadile because he's gonna be our big boy.
Yeah, and then
first strike claw. I think we got to give that shit to
to ROTOM.
Hey!
Let's give it to ROTOM.
Hello, Tirst.
We're back to give the opening dungeon. We did it once already in it was brutal.
And then he died, the blood of the world.
Six!
Alright, listen up.
We're gonna go over to the dungeon building,
and we're gonna give you a little run down on how these works. Follow me!
The one I'm about to give.
All right ladies and gentlemen, listen up. We are about to go and do a hot zone.
That zone is infected with what are known as Alpapocamon, killing machines, blood thirsty,
evil, cross-eyed monsters that will tear you limb from limb before you know you're even
dead.
I was picking painters in trails off the ground before I even knew what was happening.
So listen, we're going in.
There are five objectives, one, pull the stakes out of the ground, the stakes look
like green swords, two, defeat, kill and humiliate any alpha Pokemon you see.
If you come out out with one, you can bottom with your Pokemon, but I recommend climbing
some kind of nearby structure and hitting them in the face with a sword.
Three, battle before guardian trainers, all of which have insanely juiced Pokemon that
are on trend beater all steroids test us to own well venom all kinds of things that make
them ordinary and scary and last but not least find the poker treasure you can accomplish
all those goals within 30 minutes you will receive loot unlike anything you have ever
seen are there any questions all right join the group in maggots
Join Peter and my group.
You gotta go looking for group and then select our group.
Go looking for group and then painter will send you an invite.
Shit!
I've been to leave that party and start a new one that invited all of us.
When I went in I was an eight year old.
When I came out I was a man.
Horribly.
None, because we didn't finish it.
It's an all or nothing situation ladies and gentlemen.
Add me, Pena.
Pena, shoot me anybody.
I'm in!
It's very serious.
We only have 10 lives.
If you find yourself dying a lot, find somewhere quiet and hide.
The permission granted.
What did you fuck it say to me?
All right, someone's got to get cut.
You should be rock paper scissors.
How do I dance again?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, give more of these.
I want so, my friends die!
I was glittering.
You not a glittering?
Yeah, yeah, Daddy.
Uh-huh.
I'll be coming back.
Wait, the party's fall, Roger!
Launch it, Pena!
You'll learn the hard way today.
Holy shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to remind you that there's no where there's no school tomorrow.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, fuck yeah.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God, the objective has changed!
Move fast, there are no prisoners!
wait there are no there are no guardians
Oh, the chemicals are, fight his ass.
Fuck you, give a go.
Got him.
Gone.
See you later.
Bitch.
So
Yeah, let's see what the oh
Oh, this is a free dungeon.
I feel like it is.
All right, now I can actually do that.
I'm starving.
But why am I parkoring?
There must be something up here, right?
There's gotta be something up here.
Is that the loot all the way up there?
I don't understand. Maybe I jump across.
Now, okay, I fucked this. I fucked this. It's the it's a lie.
It's everything in the water? No.
Hey, check the water for stains.
I can chat.
Um, oops.
Okay.
Tell me.
Tell me you desire.
No, Alva, put one.
No.
Oh, yes, fuck.
Oh, block.
Yeah, this one is much easier than I thought.
That's one. There are no alpha-bulg-man in there. No gym trainers.
Three gems left.
Nice.
Tell me your desire.
Damn, this is so fucking cool what the fuck is this?
This is the steak water.
This?
God damn it.
Nice, we're cruising.
Oh.
Oh my god, the shit is sick!
I'm so focused, it goes crazy. Oh is this the last gem? Could be good. I so haven't seen a
a single stake, which is weird, right?
Whaaaaaah!
Pretty good items this time around.
See, it's a stake down there?
Oh, what is that? What is this?
Push that embo.
Wonder why they're a random gold blocks?
At least you don't want to like hook shot.
I think I found some pretty good shit, I mean, a fossil's great, don't get me wrong.
Miss the chest in the water.
I swear to God, if there's not a chest in this water, where's the water?
Don't you wear is it?
This water?
water the water fist wall. Okay. We'll go back.
I'm going to put it in the middle of the screen.
down. I see it. Kind of like stuck. Wait, it won't let me back down.
one
my crouch. Control.
All right.
Yeah, I'm in safer life.
He's stakes do not exist. I can't find them.
I don't know what it is about me, where I cannot find them.
want to
build a
day one was always going to be like this for a couple
mom
the election inside day one
I
Just the way I went already. I came remember. Oh, thanks, though.
10 plus hours in a goddamn champion.
Yeah, I love Pixelm on that. It's so fun.
Is this of there's no way that this is a fucking park or a course?
Oh my god it is.
It fucking is. It absolutely is.
Now all invisible, invisible blocks fucker.
I'm
We're getting fucked up here last time.
I have not found a single stake.
Check under the bridge, you think?
but I feel like the team of six people we brought in only Peter and I found things.
Hurry, hurry!
On the bridge, we was on the bridge, was on the bridge, was it a stake?
Look at the trees.
Oh, oh.
Is this it?
Is that a snake?
Fuck.
Where are those states and do anything for me?
Please.
five minutes fuck I have not seen a single stake bro I'm coming to crash out
oh my god
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
All right, let me go this way.
Let me go this way.
Check, you guys open.
Sloppy stakes and you see what real piece of shit.
Just no way, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way.
Keep your eyes up and keep your eyes open.
and keep your eyes open.
Slap them up. Oh my god, one stick or baiting! Come on, please, baby, please.
One last, come on, keep the thing!
I have not seen a single, we boss room unlocked.
Where is it?
How do I do any voice group?
How do I do any voice group again?
How do I make a fucking voice group?
Fuck. Hello. G.
Jesus, Glace, wake up on dream!
I'm running away right now.
Wait.
Jesus fuck, you could ride brown Pokemon to go faster.
Guys, did you hear me? You can ride grow, ground Pokemon.
Jump on my head, we can ride faster, come on!
I can't see shit!
What's your lives?
Throw your body out, throw your body out!
We all get a scyther!
Wait, that's you.
Five iron, that's it.
That...
Did everybody have another way to get that wish for him?
Yes.
All the dungeons give mine.
We're going to check out my Dmaniah head.
3,000 smackers.
I actually have a really good loot spot if you guys want to come with me.
Okay.
Wait, I can't throw my Pokemon on your head.
Yeah, I can use Sam's portal, which is the ranch, there it is.
Alright, that's hop on, we gotta go for a journey.
Hop on, man, you're going for a journey.
So we built an elates system of tunnels.
Please keep doing all right
This bird has asthma
All right, everybody
You
Jesus Christ!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude, we are high atop a Pigeat today.
This is a Generation 1 flying vehicle.
Now we've had another two minutes to our destination,
thank you for flying to me here,
and we hope that you have a pleasant rest of your voyage.
I'll get that way down.
Hold on a moment, I'll get my bearings.
Shit, where is, where's the portal?
Where's the, where's the, where's the another?
Alright, how do they follow me?
Didn't hear?
Wait, wait, wait.
She's here, hang on.
There we go.
Alright, y'all ready?
All right, you all ready?
We've built a series of tunnels that connect the whole map together for fast travel
I did gotta find it where it is
Um, hmm, oh, dying.
Is this it?
I don't need to eat 90.
The torches?
All right, we got it, let's go!
FAQ
F
You
I'm going to be a little bit more excited.
Pace!
There he is!
Kessa Timmy!
Go ahead, hop on!
Ladies and gentlemen,
We've got a real brief one today.
We're just taking you to the top of Castle Timmy.
We hope you've enjoyed using the Timmy and Sandwich Public Brail system today.
All right, we're about to take off as soon as Peter figures out the what the fuck he's doing.
There we go.
Yeah, that's to me, Treehouse, come get the way point.
Okay, now that castle's full of loot, come with me.
Now, kill them all!
You
God.
Well, I'm having fun.
You got to be fucking shitting my sweet little pussy.
I'm going to drop focus energy really is that it.
That don't seem right.
of
that raging ball is just absolutely
fucking clapping them
for shooting through walls
y'all i love out when i say that something's bugged everybody's like awww
it was an idiot
but
now they're fucking getting blasted by it in the lord what the
Yeah, I can't get in good news.
Oh, it's here.
There's another loot spot in here.
And here I can tell you.
Oh, he's dead!
here. No, I did.
Okay, let's put some shit back.
These are all useless.
Okay.
And then...
Use this Christ.
I have somebody fucking gimme ass coins.
Look, my legs.
Peanut?
Where are you, Zebra's Vads, Peanut?
Okay.
Rat dude, I don't, Joe, Joe, the teams that I have in my inventory right now are dumb.
The TM system in this year's is way better. I will say that. Oh.
Get the fuck out of my way.
of
a
is called good for anything I mean I guess pokeballs right
Oh, she can ask.
Pina?
Where is your room seated?
Maybe she burned the old thing down.
I got some tools.
Where are you all going to maybe behind us around?
Wait, I think that's...
It's, oh, it's said it got away.
Wait, did they give him a second chance?
I know you wait.
I know you way.
Oh.
That's the golden room.
Where?
You
I want to get here, be it.
I got more treasure on me.
Come on.
This fucker doesn't have treasure.
What? What did you drop?
Sometimes they just don't drop shit. Is that what we're doing?
Fuck out of my face. Bird.
I do my beginning to write to your inventory, but oh my god, thank you, rookie babe.
Why can't I send gagging off my head so I can fly my bird?
I get my head so I can fly my big.
Um, help, be in it.
Here, here.
Yeah, I can't call my baby daddy.
Okay.
You're a little spot over here, but they had some nice tree.
It's nice to have you aboard again.
We're about to mong land in some ruins over here, followed by a tower.
While we're losing altitude, do Jesus Christ, please fashion your seat belts.
Or emergency crash landing.
Thank you so much.
Let's have this.
Oh, uh, okay.
Let's rate!
Oh my god, I didn't know you'd fly!
Oh so touched, more glass.
That's correct. Yeah, I brought you to these three spots. I'll get a good treasure.
I got so tight!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Did you do this?
Hey!
Flint and Steel!
AAAAAAAA!
Thank you, Jay for the raid.
and
she said so much fucking loop
and he does poke balls though
uh...
where the
Balls?
Balls, Melitty?
There we go.
Okay, he's bathroom.
You
Okay, now.
Good day, did I get in so many raids with the hell?
What the hell?
Thank you so much, Goosey.
Oh my god, lick the rainbow.
I have not heard this song.
Oh, my God.
Mordfusting.
Lick the rainbow.
Br- I, Jude.
In, same throwback.
How do I get this?
That was almost my fucking ass.
Well, levels is ghastly.
11. Can we confuse them? Oh, nice. Okay, and maybe... Oh, my god, what a fucking throwback.
What a massive tune!
who's getting hurt right now
gassie
it's enough bro
Gasly, it's enough, dude!
I wake up, ever again!
That's what you want to hurt yourself in confusion.
That's me.
All right, dude, I guess confusion just doesn't work anymore.
I guess you can be confused eight fucking times that to get any damage.
Thank you, mother fucker, mother fuck bitch, mother fuck bitch, and we're off.
Why is for alligator named Todadile?
I don't know, that's interesting, he didn't say his name didn't change the evolution.
9 tails fast fuck yeah there's 9 tails kind of change the way I live
okay this is kind of cinematic riding on the 9 tails
absolutely flooring it
and
I could have slid the nine tells Danny right as fuck
It's part of this actually a pretty fucking long.
This hown doom is pretty sick. I also want that cuebone, but I'll deal that shit later.
You can just TP to spawn by late, but it uses experience, and you have a limited amount of experience, and it's actually very expensive.
Um, they made this version much, much, much harder.
According to what I read in chat, yeah, they're wrong.
Because my spawn is sad, my base.
So slash spawn takes me back to my base.
base, but thank you for spreading misinformation. I appreciate you guys, it's what you do best.
Splash, Splash spawn is different than bad spawn. All right, I'm going to trust you.
I'm going to trust you. We're going to check it out right now.
Wow, okay. Good call, gang. Thank you. I learned something.
Oh, my god, Nero.
Hey!
Hey, there's something on your back. Hold on. Let me grab this real quick.
me.
Where'd you?
Yeah, yeah...
Ow!
Is it crazy, baby?
Whatever, now you watch my greedy!
Oh shit! I show it's speed!
Whoa, whoa, I'm ready! I'm ready!
Oh my god! I think I would love with you!
Oh, it's done.
Okay, that's kind of sad.
Oh, it's great.
All right.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh, we should go to beta house.
Which one's beta house?
Shiny boost agver, that shit don't work. She's dumb.
Alright, bit of house, here we go.
Is there anything in here?
Peer.
I'm shy at beds.
The fucking basketball?
Okay, last time there was like stuff to do in the houses.
It doesn't look like there's anything to do in beta house, so time, sadge.
Maybe they just haven't acted in that part of the game yet?
Wow, but...
I don't know.
That's fucking cool.
Oh, there's a beta house waypoint.
Go 9 kills actually saving my fucking life right now.
Hello again.
You okay buddy?
Kind of sound by the dying.
Are you okay?
We're going to do a pillow.
Ah shit!
What, uh, battle trials?
Oh shit, that's gonna go on.
I did one deep dark and the loot was pretty good.
I think the ground now kinda changed my life by the way.
on the ground, yeah, watch.
I wonder what you do and you want to get some shunny's or what?
Alright, let's do it!
He did what let go, he didn't shine, he didn't shine, he didn't shine, he boosted right now.
You
Get here!
What's a radiant Pokemon?
Holy shit!
That'd be cool.
Fuck.
Here we go.
I wonder if we can hear a shiny way up here.
I can't get it!
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
My father, he left many years ago.
His name was Ash Ketchel.
He never came home.
I'll follow in his footsteps, and I'll become so great he cannot deny son to me catch him.
And I also want to try real candy.
I can't hear of all the Pokemon enjoying a relaxing day I hang up at the tasty.
And when I find my father, I'll kill with my bare hands.
I want to watch the life-trained from his eyes.
Then, my total dial is going to rip his Pikachu, then from there.
I won't stop when it's not done.
I'll just keep biting and scratching in hydro pumping, in hydro pumping.
and hydro pumping to there's nothing left.
What's your guy's favorite food?
Yes, because we look good.
Oh.
There's your dead name.
Your dead name is Ralph.
Is that a spell with a pH?
Alright, let me just write this down.
Take John's happiness away from me.
We're gonna need spaghetti with your dad.
Oh shit!
There's no fucking air!
You're still the top!
I did it.
Fuck.
Oh, please.
Jesus Christ!
Can we eat from scavey after this?
I've always wanted to go spolunking with my bros.
What is happening?
You
Okay, so fight him with your bokeh line?
Well, I'm just gonna fucking bulldoze these motherf-
I'm just gonna bulldoze him to death.
I think God I have my beineries here.
My beineries are real bad man.
That's mine!
and
are we working together I don't understand
Okay, I can't bulb those as bangin' my kissies floating.
I guess I can.
Well, I'm fuckin' am up!
I mean frick!
That's four!
That's five!
This can't be right.
I'm absolutely smoking these motherfuckers.
What is he dropping?
Rorn.
I don't know if you guys heard, but I said a curse.
I mean, I'm just absolutely blasting these guys.
Can I catch them?
Paralyzed cannot move me, my ass.
Thank you.
Should I be looting these? I just, I don't understand.
This does not feel right.
I hate that prowess is just last forever, it's really fucking fun, it's an effect that
just never goes away.
I was like a trial chamber in my grave. I have no idea, bro.
What?
Come here, get your beat.
I've beaten like 20.
Did it spawn or break?
What the fuck?
I mean, I'm starting to shit now, I'm...
Okay, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Okay, how do I get through the glass?
Right now, swim through.
What the fuck is happening?
Use pickaxe.
Wait, did the key just spot in your inventory or what?
Okay, how, what can I kill these guys with?
Dark?
Oh, I got a crunch right here.
Okay, here we go.
Crunch.
Yeah.
Yeah, you might fucking ask, bro, all that fucking crunch, these little bitches, yep.
Night dash ship, crunch down.
Oh my god.
Ice fame.
He's faster than me.
Oh.
Yeah, the fuck out of my face.
Great.
Okay.
Where's the fuck ass key bro?
Am I doing it wrong?
I mean like how many of these fuckers do I have to kill?
It's not turned off, you have to defeat all the people on from this, but how many
is that I've been like 30?
What was that noise?
of them. Is it turned off yet?
Do I have to get the ones up top too?
Wait.
What was that? Was that it? I got one cooked.
Yeah, and one chicken came out.
This, that one cooked chicken came out of that.
Where did I get one cooked chicken?
What do I do again?
I'm not allowed to get shit out of that, I'm not allowed to get shit out of that, I'm not allowed to get shit, but fuck.
Alright, so should I go kill more shit? I don't know.
I don't care much if I get
Fuck you bitch.
She's like, like that shit.
Like that one I fucking beat your ass like that bitch.
Yeah, it talks a crook on my balls, bitch.
Talks a crook on this nuts.
Talks a crook on my nuts, bitch.
Wow, you're just gonna keep sacrificing, huh?
Good night.
I get another check in on a ship lad.
I love how they're not all in the same place, I love how I have to chase them down,
that makes it really fucking fun.
I wish I could just fucking blast through them instead of this slap cock as fuckery that I'm engaging in.
Can you kill him on the sword? I don't think so.
You're fucking gone.
who's your least favorite Pokemon? I don't know all these fucking pieces of shit that I'm
evaporating from the world right now.
Caroline Kwon, they give the raid!
Alright.
Alright. Oh my god, open up. Give me a contract and a Doritos Locos.
I still have to go so crazy.
There's...
Oh, it's even nice.
Open up.
I'm an update
Yes, it's dumb
Why am I confused?
What am I Lord in heaven?
Oh, four trial keys.
Okay, that's better than chicken.
Wait.
I got some trial keys. Where do I take them?
Okay.
Okay, we got some trash, okay, we got some trash, okay, we got some garbage,
Come on, bitch. Give me that tasty shit. Wow, this loot is...
Wow, this loot is ass!
I'll be on it, I think I'd be better not having any of this looted all.
one right by the way stone real
Oh, where?
Oh, here we go.
All right, let's see what trash we got.
Wow, wow, wow.
at least give me a fucking good card
okay
oh wow wow wow wow wow
Abe was not kidding
They made this feast or famine but always famine.
It's just made it famine. Lots of famine.
All right, that's a giga one.
of
as is horrible
as is
can you at least sell it? Nope. Nope. This is all very useless.
Hey boys, I'm gonna be so thrilled. I think we should leave.
I mean, I'll be kill these guys, but I'm telling you right now, this is not worth it, it is working for Dick from a butt.
there's a million different items of trash on this, yeah.
I mean, like I guess some of it bitch.
Do you really just fucking sleep?
That's unforgivable.
Fuck outta here.
Wait, the heat is hot.
I mean, I got a
There you go, Peter, there you go, Peter, there you go, Peter, come grab them.
Ready, I come, grab them.
Hey, gentlemen, they disbox right here.
Get ready for your dick, but...
Yeah, there's another one child like again right over here. It's been the wheel
You're dead dick in the butt
Is it Peter? This is a total waste of time
This is stupid.
I mean, apparently, okay, so Peter, apparently there's a higher tier of chest.
That's like right up there, but you need a different key for it.
So I don't know, I don't know. Where's the other spotter, Peter?
Here's another chest down here, Peter. If you come, you got four keys, right?
Come on, come with me. Come get your ass butter. Come get your truffle butter right here.
I don't think there's another spawner in here, so we should be able to
and
be I don't think there's another spawner in here so we shouldn't really kill these
on we got to go find a spawner
all here it is yeah here it is okay now I'm fucking kill these guys here we go
It's going to give you a big butt, leave it on, as we get one, a good kick.
For crash.
Oh.
I think you have to clear all the spawners to get the better loot.
Stop, bro.
Stop.
How is your voice feeling after 12 hours? It's okay.
Unable to connect.
Is it down as you're being out?
Nooo, please.
I'm calling.
I'm calling Peter.
Thanks for your fucking game, Abe.
Oh, no, I'm just saying, we still always say this.
That the fuck up. Did you get kicked out also?
I remember back in. I really think this loot is a dick from a butt, but.
Oh. Oh god. So many. I'm obliterating these Montriopener.
Wow.
Good.
I'm glad you're having a good stream.
Doing my best.
I didn't have my house.
What, what, why did you, oh, did you weigh point out here?
Telling all these monsters for you, Peter.
I think there's only two left in this room.
around. Okay, here we go. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm bouncing on it crazy style.
F***ing bouncing on it.
Reusy star.
Oh, did we?
I think it's a bit of a stretch of my events, right?
Wait, no, I think we did roll it back.
Because now there's two king-glitter cards.
Way back in a second, I'll hold them.
We watch.
What is happened?
We got more, we got more keys with the shitty ones.
How do you open the good chest, man?
Did you get a shoe in Draleth?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Hi, I've got to hate this draw so much.
I'm going to fly up here.
Do you have to fly up there?
That's crazy.
I, I, I, I, I do.
Yep, there, there, there, Pena, jump off.
Okay, I did it. I did it. I did it.
Now we take these keys and this opens up.
Nope, no
That's only for good. All right, let's go find the guys.
All right, let's go look for some more shit-ass chest painer and we got keys. Well, I mean follow me, Peter. Follow me
We're doing a fucking life here, man. I
And I wonder the next round, Peter, we cleared that one.
That's just the next door, Peter, right over you.
This way.
If they left us to clear this, that's right, that's right, I'm Caucasian, that's right,
Here we go, more Pokemon to clear, let's do it.
Till make you find a chest, we got keys.
We got trash keys.
There we go, another one dead.
Again, nope.
up, gently. Okay.
Bounce on it. Crazy!
Ah, ah, ah!
Wait, why can I not change Pokemon?
That's weird.
Wait.
you
got a little crazy I'll say that
I got a fucking destroyed this
jr.
Yeah, he kind of does that shit.
Anyone else out there?
And I never want to miss you again.
No, that's the big chunkess.
That shows up there's the big chunky.
Yes.
I'm a fan of them.
You must melt so neat.
Yeah, I mean, I'm, dude, I've depopulated.
I'm not, I'm not, I've killed at least a hundred monsters out here.
Like, because my digs bury just one shot, everything.
and
the
I don't want to ever put him on their starting team
in the history of Pokemon.
BITE!
NOW!
I don't know.
Feeling like I'm alone in here bouncing on it crazy style.
Yeah.
Yo, my BooFaLamp.
My BooFaLamp is now in fucks shit up mode.
Get on BooFaLamp.
Oh, yeah, that's BooFaLamp, bitch.
You like that? You like getting BooFaLamp?
Well, fucking BooFaLamp. Yeah, look at that.
How many must die?
How many?
How many must die?
Am I boofing it?
Oh my God, it's mine, God in it.
It's mom's saying, bro.
actually discussing. Yeah, like that. Oh my god dude, it's just endless. If we don't get
the good keys after this, I'm putting my penis and I'm fucking electrical socket.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm just...
How many Pokemon must die?
I feel like they looted one chest and immediately fucking laughed when they saw how fucking
ass balls I was.
It really laughed.
Are they, is this thing self-destructing?
You gotta be eating my shit.
God's dead.
There's no way we're doing this for this much dick, but
There's simply no way that there's this much dick in the bottom.
Oh, we got seven keys now, Peter. I think we can go open every chance.
I don't think we need to finish this. We have seven keys. Let's go find all the other chests.
Yes, Peter. Yes.
Follow me. Let's go look for more chests.
We got to go up.
We got to get to the left over here.
But of course, you can't just...
Mods.
Change that guy's dog with a slightly different dog that acts a little different.
I think I found one of the, yep, here we go.
Dick, from my butt!
If it farted in my face, bein' hurt.
Wait, you're a dickie.
Peter, take a key.
Oh.
It farted in my fucking face, Peter.
Peter, farted in my face.
I'm gonna jazz, I'm just gonna...
the
I don't know, I don't know, it's just, it's all dick, but
The game trials is all dick butt.
This is your game.
I'm just looking over here, okay, if I don't die from this fall, which I might not today,
Do we jams what do I need it I need it I need it what yes let's
Yes. Yep.
I definitely need some food though, or I will die horrible death.
I don't know where.
No, no, no, no, no, no in-game.
Oh my god, she's doming.
Holy shit, there's joy.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I just started to nurse joy absolutely fucking pounding a shlong.
Oh my god, no!
Joy, please!
Okay, I'm gonna go home the only way I know how.
Wait, what?
What are you looking at?
I don't even know if you're seeing what I'm seeing, Peter.
No, Painter, you're in the pad place.
Alright, so I'll be right back, Painter.
Let me do this.
Dude, I have so many TM's, oh my god.
the
yes, it's pretty good
might do
I have so many tms
it's actually ridiculous
Oh, yeah, for sure. Let me say you want bulldoze. I
And bulldoze is the best
If you got one of those juo boxes that plays music, be nice
Yeah, I make another gesture quick king and then I'll come back
to
the
message they actually probably
roll it
Yeah, that he needs chests.
No stop. Stop.
That is so fucking funny. What the fuck?
What?
The fuck?
I've never seen that in my...
I
Give me all of your desire
I don't try to that just went missing
I
I feel like my team is kind of going to step on balls now.
All those we need that.
Um...
Hmm.
But it's so hard watching you play a basic Minecraft goddamn.
Yeah, because I don't have autism. Don't play this game 15 hours a day like you
Not that there's anything wrong with having autism. I have a bow
No
I
Real
I
Really don't know what happened to my right?
Mods break his dick. Okay, I am coming back to spawn
All right, I'm gonna give you bulldoze here.
There you was as you have you now moved.
He was in my sitting here slamming slamming on the end chips.
Yeah, he's like, making the IRL fucking mine grab was at that.
I think you threw it on your Roger Pidgey.
I don't know, I had it in this slot, which doesn't make any sense.
Hey, by loss, a tried-int in the rollback.
Oh, thank you.
I'll make sure the dungeon building.
We probably need toast and John to help.
That's right, yeah, get some shit done, yeah, get some shit, yeah, threatened to
I'm gonna get something done.
Like for about a time, you don't pay it.
We mean people are right in the job figure out.
I'm about to crash out.
There's no one at the dungeon building right now.
Mods kill that guy.
And so that guys, I love galaxy, yes?
You
What?
See this? You see how I'm whipping people into shape?
That nighty. I can't speak for it.
Some more of those goddamn suck in your gob.
We have no, you don't do danger.
All right, go over the danger building for me to there.
Come on, let's go, girl.
All right, peen, we got it, we got it, team. Let's go.
Come on, Dan.
Wait, do it, Dan.
Let's go.
Yes, Dan, you, Dan.
I know how your dad likes this spaghetti.
That's the last time he's going to roll that fork around, unless you get your ass and that
dungeon building right now.
All right, let's go.
Hey, well, I don't watch as much, but I stopped by when you gave my grandmother just
passed away from cancer. Oh my God. I feel depressed. I know you get depressed off
then. I like some advice on how to deal with it. Damn.
I'm sheesh, man. That's a tough one. I think I think I'm dealing with grief as tough.
gets easier, but you get better at it is what I would say. Cancer is a tough one, because
you watch your loved one kind of wither away first, too. I think ultimately the best thing you
can do is realize like that person would love to be around still. And so any time that you
lose being depressed about their passing is kind of like almost a disservice to them. I mean,
they would want they would want you to live to the absolute fucking max. So just try and keep things in perspective, take it a little bit by a little bit, you know,
put what front of it, foot and probably the other, we're coming to your routine and all kind of house.
Oh my god!
What?
Tell fuck are you talking to you?
We're gonna get our butts creaks.
Oh no.
Is it the chair too?
Guys, the guardians are gonna be the hard one be careful.
Remember to ride your Pokemon it's much faster!
What the fuck, why can't I ride 9 deals anymore?
Huh?
They've patched it already?
It's going to be a little weird.
Um, alright.
No one went this way.
Let's go.
Oh my, that hurt.
That we, oh that was polka-lip.
Nice.
Bro, the riding.
Get your fucking throat chopped bitch.
That's what we do, that's how we get it, get it how we live it, that how we get it.
The guy in legendaries yet? No. We're barely, we're barely getting by. It's hard out here in the city.
What? Okay. What happened to my nine tails mount? I don't understand that at all.
Oh, that's gonna be big.
If we have to fight.
The rest of this is fucking trash, okay.
Oh, is that a puckaloo?
Oh, my.
That's still.
I'd be full of this absolutely cranking, oh that's book loop, fuck you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Unless I'm yelling at you, watching me, which isn't great.
Sorry y'all that like I for saying I was about at this game. I am bad at this game. I'm very bad at this game. I'm fully aware I'm bad at this game
I wish I was better at minecraft minecraft
Really is it's everything
thing. Okay, did. Okay, did. Watch out for the little tiny berries. I really wish
they weren't in this game. I don't see a chest in there. That's poke loot. I'm
got a cranking on the poke loot right now.
I think I'm going to do this last dungeon and then call it a nightclub.
Yeah, I'ma come in right after this. I got 15 minutes left.
Okay, as kind of curious, how much do you grind Cobbleman?
You, you qualified for Minecraft streamer of the year award even though you hate the game. That would be really funny if I fucking qualified for Minecraft streamer of the year.
Oh my god, we have to step this shit up.
We didn't get that guardian.
What the fuck is down here?
What?
Oh! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Is that the fucking one with the head?
Is that the one with the fuck up head?
Wait, that's tyrant? Oh my god!
Oh my, oh my gorg. Where did I get gorg? Oh my gorgansola.
Mother-tie, what is Mother-tie?
That's good.
Stronger than Diamond.
They're secret.
Okay, that is a very good thing to know.
For next time, the chest down there is fucking fucked up.
Touch you to Tyron. That's so cool. Tyron is so cool.
Oh, oh, chest.
And as you get back in the ball, but then we go there together, we go there, we go crunch them.
That's shit out of here.
Okay, we finish that.
do that guardian fuck your ass up. Well, I think he lost and he needed to send some
I'm back.
Did that Guardian beat your ass?
Where is he? Where is he? Tell me there.
Wait, wait, why are you going on that? Why are you doing that? Why are you doing this?
Is there a treasure up there?
All right, take me to the Guardian.
John saved me to the Guardian right now.
You got to find one and we got to at least knock out to you right now.
Yeah, I'm talking to Peter.
Peter's got the other one here and jump off right on my right on my head.
Where is he?
You
I'm going to jump on one right now, I got this.
Yep, no, why did it send out?
Oh my god, why I had the nine tails out?
I hate this fucking gang!
No!
Why are-how do you live?
How are you-how is a Venusaur faster than my nine tails, bro?
I'm taking one down right now. I'm taking one down right now. You got to tell them.
to do the other ones. Guys, you gotta find the guardians, you gotta find the guardians, you gotta do them fast.
That's bullshit.
I got this, oh my god bro, that I swear to God, the guardians are so strong, it makes no sense,
it makes no fucking sense.
They're like, it's like impossible.
They're like so fast, you can't do anything.
Okay, I think I'm gonna beat mine.
I think I'm gonna beat mine.
It's gonna be really close.
I can buy up some, okay, wing attack, bitch, wing attack, bitch,
wing attack.
I think John's Pokemon are all knocked out.
the
bank drop mine
drop mine
i'll sack up all kill his all kill his two
time where is it where's the other one john
okay okay okay I can do this
and do this
get everything else get everything else I will I will
question some questions
Oh my god.
Please, please, please.
Okay.
Alright, what do I have? What do I have?
I gotta revive. I gotta revive. I gotta revive.
I gotta revive.
Okay.
And then...
Super Potion.
of
Oh my god.
Gett, ahh.
Did anybody go get the jap, like what the fuck?
I'll get this Gari in please please please please pleaseede please
pleasealı please I just I need something I need something I need,
something, something.
It gives you extra time though when you hit it all ya gives you
There's time.
Where is everybody?
I just need a revive, please.
Oh my god, I have four Pokemon.
I don't know if I can pull.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, how do I make sure I send out my fire Pokemon first?
Do you know?
I think you have to reorder them.
Yes, that was wrong, you gotta reorder them.
Okay, here we go.
I'm trying clutch.
Okay, it's comfy first, first is nine tails.
I got this, I got this, I got this,
I got this, I got this, Flint or a bitch come on, give me that fuckin' sexy ass shit.
Yes.
Running out of time, I am fucking a cutely aware of my situation right now.
I swear to God if you drain kiss me again, I'm gonna pull my cock out and fucking slap your face with it.
Okay, just make sure they get the gems.
Just make sure they get the gems in the Pokemon.
Make sure they get the gems in the Pokemon.
I got this.
I can clutch.
Thus the score P does a fucking, are you?
uh-huh
There's no way you survive that
Okay, that his Pokemon are just impossible. It's both not just possible. You just can't win. You can't fucking win.
No!
No, this is impossible!
Come on!
Oh my god!
He's iron, thunder shock, and him.
There's...
Fuck!
Okay, I got a discharge.
Oh my god, wait, she can clutch, she can clutch.
We need one more phoenix, we need one more fucking phoenix, we can clutch this.
Just run this run this run.
No, she lost.
I couldn't clutch two guardians by myself back to back, who's too hard.
Are they watching?
I'm not gonna lie, everything feels over time.
like I'm level 36 37 everything and they're all level 30 and they just steamrolled.
I tried to fight two guardians back to back and I just didn't have it.
I had to fight this egg all of the like three monsters. I was like one hit away.
So hard.
Does it, does it give you anything
Anything clustered related or is it just for loot?
By the way, do you have a ground mount Pokemon?
It helps a lot.
And then I'm gonna go back to this one, and I'm gonna go back to this one, so it's gonna be the last one, so I'm gonna use this.
Wait, you might be able to ride on him.
Hey, I have something you might be able to ride once I'm
Um, if I level this up
Instead of the fucking what I know the doomsbury
and
the
No way I can research my fossil!
Damn I have any more... uh... where can he?
Bro, look at his experience move.
Oh!
...
the
It's another dungeon ticket here Peter you take it because you're the party leader
Yeah, revives would be clutch
I forgot how to add these.
Yeah.
I can get the cleaver too.
I'm front of the room.
Shake, shake, shake.
Oh, shoo.
but he's a gatherer.
He's horrible.
Oh, shit on me, that boy's tough.
Oh, what happened to my dashboard?
How do I get back everything?
There we go.
Fiery Cutter.
How do I bring back my Pokemon meters?
Where did they go?
Why can't I see my Pokemon on the side of my screen where that breath?
The
Sighter is nappling his mouth.
The soul said it's fucking mouth.
We're at a candy my Pokemon.
I don't know why.
I can't see my Pokemon now, I can get that other side of my screen back.
Nope.
It's press everything.
I broke it.
I'll go on.
And my team is kind of tough, and you got an apple in his mouth.
I'm getting it.
It's nine.
You ready?
You all right, got a good bet.
Let's do this.
Venus is going their own way!
That's right, Venus.
Let's do this.
I think you wanted to do it, right?
Oh, fuck.
Give me your journey again, too.
All right, forgotten country.
Yeah.
Let's go. Yes. All right, we end with this, boys and girls. This is the end of the stream.
Stand of everything.
Kable, they're going to attack you!
I'm going straight.
Life just kidding.
I don't know if that's an alpha.
What the fuck?
Yes!
Which one's Piner?
Okay, they're cranking, they're cranking, they're cranking, they're cranking.
Take the pituit of the bread.
Nothing, God, Lee.
and find his stakes.
Issue it must be for kids talk about snoozeer.
Pokemon?
you never heard of Pokemon? What do you a hundred?
guy comes in and is like what the hell is this even?
That's where the fossil chest is. I don't think it is. I think it's a different one.
Yeah, that's a different one
That's how we spell success. I haven't got anything for the group right now. I've been a fucking liability
I've locked the fucking
Yep
Yep, you want to get that you want to get that I want to please let me go
No. I got caught on a fucking plant. Oh my god disgusting. Fucking killed by Barry.
Oh my god this game is so clunky, I, Jimmy is going crazy mode, I'm proud of her.
I'm looking for stakes, oh my eyes cracked my fucking hip so bad.
For that Chesco.
Fools.
I still have never found a fucking steak.
right bitch
check under the bridge just for shooting gig
see fuck
dude i swear i swear to you
eliminate bushes for minecraft
eliminate, eliminate bushes from Minecraft, get them out, get them out of the game. Forever, forever, remove them.
No one would cry.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, I'm looking for stakes.
God, I've been year-slash!
What is happening?
Mount!
Which was the last three, which was the last three?
Look for stakes, look for anything, look for anything.
Is this park where?
How is this done?
Yes, invisible blocks, fuck that. I ain't got time.
It's one of the flying mount they can use.
Fire with Pidgeots. I don't know if I think it's just bugged. I think you can, yes, I can't
fly with Pidgeot.
a
of
a
so one key
is not chest
by the game changer
I'm still absolutely tickled by the guy coming in and pretending not to know what either
Pokemon or Minecraft was.
And going, yes, must be for kids, Doug Bush, Newtor, brother, oh, you mean the number
one and number two most popular games ever made?
Yeah, it's for kids.
It's like that's like literally like turning on the NBA and being like what the basketball
Must be for kids
Not a better snager
That fuck is this
Oh my god, we are getting destroyed on stakes.
I've not found a shit.
Anyhow...
What are the stakes? I've never seen one apparently they look like green swords.
And know they're not those beans.
Pina, I give I shit.
Please, I can do his kill of fucking alpha.
Come on.
anything, anything.
Well, this isn't...
God give I shit!
You're in a group call, hang on.
Guys, it's looking dire right now. I can't find a fucking thing.
I've never found a stake in my life.
I'm riding my beef so hard and can't find shit.
Oh my god, please give me a hug.
Oh my god, please give me something, give me an alpha, give me something, baby, give me something, baby,
slap my fucking nipples.
It's already been through here.
It's already been through here, fuck!
Isn't that good?
We're here already, too.
I've still never seen a stake so I don't I need to know what I'm looking for.
the
like a big arena too because we got to go there at the end.
Puzzles Bayes are in!
E.B.I.S.Wiser fucking Starlachs there.
Please give me a steak.
Please.
Sleep well.
Sorry.
Thank you for staying as long as you did.
I'm almost done for the night, too.
Stakes.
Bro, I'm cursed.
That are just not rendering in my game.
Beful of please, beful of please, just walk.
This song is a killer.
I've never seen one one time.
I'm going to reset to the beginning and use one of our lives.
Oh my god, dying for fucking 20 years.
20 years later, please.
Talk it out like, yeah.
Which we haven't gone this way?
My game might not be loading on like how you were with the paperverse.
and
the
process of
the
Yeah, oh my god.
Okay, I don't think they're loading on my string.
Where is it?
What stakes look like, Peter Park?
Oh, I just saw it.
Get your mons out.
Oh, we get a fucking this piece of shit.
This is the reward.
and
the years running past them unfortunately I don't think I am
because I was I was grilling I would have seen one of them
Well, this is the absolute fucking slap.
Interesting.
I don't trash my home in Ludo Coco, dude, sucks bro.
I can't believe we did all that for a Ludo Colo.
all that for a ludicolo. We got a fucking safer last time. I can't believe we did all
all that for a luta coco.
$6,000 with the fuck am I going to do with that?
The fuck am I going to do with sixth?
But what, what, okay, can we, let's have a talk?
We, I think we over tuned it.
I think we overturned it.
Oh no no I'm going to talk about the difficulty in general.
Okay, so let's go through it.
The trials are just straight dog shit loot, straight poop, not worse your time.
Like, just go do the deep dark.
The dungeons that we just did, there's not really loot and you get a single Pokemon
and you get 2,000 gold and you need 50,000 for the fucking safari's home.
So, I don't know if I'll be strong enough.
I don't know if I'll be strong enough.
I mean, I'm a solid 15 hours in, and I feel very weak.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha.
Alright, boy, I'm calling it midnight.
Good night.
Damn, that was tough, man.
That is not for the faint of heart.
God, Lee.
That is not for the faint of heart.
That is hard.
All right, I'm going to send you over to Peter Park.
I have a fantastic rest of your night.
That was a fucking doozy of a stream.
I hope you enjoyed.
I'm going to go get some sleep.
State injuries, everybody have a wonderful evening.
Thanks for hanging out.
Normal stream tomorrow, including survivor.
I promise I will see you soon.
Are you?