what's up everybody yes oh hey everybody how are you doing
and
she it
for God I said I was going to do this
All right, how do I start digital camera?
Come on, William.
You can do this.
Don't panic.
Um...
How do I start a virtual camera?
Um...
Well, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Virtual camera!
Start virtual camera!
Yes!
Wait, I'm a god.
We're gone.
And...
No.
Oh fuck.
How do I answer this thing?
Too bad, virtual camera!
How am I going to...
DOOS!
All right, hold on, sorry.
Oh
There's so much going on I've I've really fucked it. Okay here we go, oh my gosh
My
How do I, I've done it. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius.
I'm trying to figure this shit out, I'm sorry, it is very loud, there we go, fix.
Jesus Christ, hope he's done. Do you see me? I'm trying to fix things, man.
Hold on.
Okay, there we go.
I fixed everything, Jesus Christ.
of
Hey, what's up, how you doing?
I
I feel like I feel like an old man right now. I feel like an old man.
Oh my god, I need you diamond Jim bro. I'll go to diamond Jim.
I was married Supreme. I liked Marty Supreme. It was good.
It was good.
Talk about coins.
the
Jesus Christ.
Wake, wakes like the Harriet Tubman Quarter.
All the other quarters are.
Okay. Thank you.
She helped, she helped in the underground railroad.
I'm trying to think how I can show you guys this screen while not showing it.
I don't know how to do that with a virtual cam.
Oh, I'll put scene.
Oh, oh.
I think I did it.
Yes, I am a, I am a genius.
You're your cameras being flipped and discord. Listen, Pinky, I'm a hundred fucking years old, okay?
I'm a hundred years old the fact that this is even existing on my computer as a fucking miracle
I hold my iPhone like this next to my fucking face. All right
We're gonna let it go same shirt is yesterday. Yeah, yes, because I'm a big pixel mon all fucking day and working out and watching Marty Supreme to be a break
That's fucking liars.
This is the new scuff pod. No wakes up. We are going to be playing for variety games together on a Sunday
And I came in to this and I kind of have no idea what's going on. I'm just the old man who wandered in, but you know, I'm here for it
Yes, quite a bit.
Listen, I, I, I, I, I lift a battle. My demons. Basically. So I'm, I'm in the gym all the time, chronically.
Oh my god.
I'm so lost.
I have football and a little teeny window.
Perry showed his Marty Supreme jacket. Wait, why does he have a Marty Supreme jacket?
on that.
What?
That's a bizarre prophecy.
I think the Seahawks have a chance, though.
And we, we, we, we've all
I'm just going to fuck it.
Okay.
You
I'm so lost. Yeah, we're supposed to be playing variety games, but I think someone is late. So I don't really know what's happening right now.
the
Yes, binding of Isaac, Metal Gear Solid, Backyard Baseball, Orchamassage, and just a few.
No, no, no, no, no, they're awesome, but they're kind of like involved, you know what I mean?
They're fun though, you should play a, you should play the remake of three, you'd like it, because like chronologically it's the first game.
the first game. Yeah, it's, you'd love it.
Just casually throw a fucking hand tag game. Just casually throw up.
casual, orgmas, orgmas, orgmas.
You're a fixel.
Man of taste.
I don't think Batman could have beat that information out of me.
You just offered.
I feel old bro.
The I feel oh yeah
You
To women, look terrified, to women, look terrified.
Pan-Fans not terrified?
Pan-Fans wild though.
She's wild.
Oh, different corners, different corners, so it's not gay.
sure. Right. Mathematically. Right. Like the movie, the thing, you all poured
Blunder of Petri Dation.
What kind of porn was that?
I'm not a gay man, but are you asking me if sitting in a circle, semi-circle, Chris Cross
Apple saws with all your friends watching gay porn is gay or not?
I think you're going to weigh in on you.
That's like asking, yeah, who's having gay sex with this guy, but we're going to
see if it felt good.
Is that gay?
Is that gay?
So, by watching more of the gay porn, you showed them who the straight man was, right, right,
right.
I guess the straightest thing you could do to it was stay in the room and jerk off the
completion to show that it doesn't bother you at all.
You're not listening.
My honest take is I think sexuality is a spectrum, and everybody is on a different
point in that spectrum, and gay and non-gays to binary and ultimately, young men will
experiment with their sexual preferences by doing things that feel strange or feel normal.
The greatest thing you could have done in that moment is embrace your friend, gay Greg,
and let them know that no matter what sexuality is, you still your buddy.
and
rage you got a you got a try cobble monde didn't have you played cobble on yet
it's it's so fun it is so fun
You
I can't we have that in our movie nights real real I can't even show but
and
will need to be sure that is a crazy reaction to that
the
I don't know you, I don't know who is, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
No, you guys must have heard what I was saying.
No, no, no.
don't you don't do that wait I wouldn't do that if ever you
back
yes you say don't do that now please god
No no no no no a boat. Don't do that. It was a funny meme please. I'm just trying to fit in them all please
...
...
I can't, we're really gonna make it up.
I don't know.
I
It's tough because you can only really play the game for like four minutes at a time
Because you because you hold last five minutes playing this game
You walk right into it.
Well, it's beautiful, it's beautiful.
to
get
it
didn't even give you the C. K. God
down
yet yet
Yeah, for sure. I think there's some commonality there.
So, page your boxing, how long have you been boxing for?
Wow.
Wow.
Do you know what do you know what our wingspan is?
Who are you training with?
that guy was there the whole time
are you guys fighting with head gear
Starting with head gear.
I think that girl is going to get a little bit of a
I think that girl is going to get the crap kicked out of her.
I'm very worried about her fighting KDB.
Is anybody else worried for a primate page?
She's coming down.
That's the end of the song.
I don't think she's training in the area, probably just YouTube videos.
She'll probably survive, oh, she can get her, she can get smashed.
offered a trainer. I don't know. I don't know her really. I feel bad. She does not see
an interested in doing that either. She seems very content, just walking into that ring.
What does anybody know where she's fighting?
Jason offered to pay for a trainer. She said,
No, what is she fighting in? What's the promotion?
It's Jason's NMS boxing thing.
Did I should go and invite somebody and kill some bucks?
I should go on and just fucking murder some.
We are 40 minutes in.
We need to play some games.
Myth is fighting?
Oh that'd be such a good fight.
That's better.
That's a better fight than...
That's a great fight.
Just pull up Cobbleman.
What game?
What game?
the Azsark.
You
ship sorry I'm using the wrong card
will it be cobbleman after there might be cobbleman right now
Like them.
Now there's server maintenance.
Shit.
There's server maintenance on a couple more right now.
All right, well, let me go.
guilty is stock pulling it up right now, build that man.
Oh, this is, all right, let's make a character, oh, come on.
or war. Oh, wow, like that. Okay, that is problematic. Maghasha. I kind of like the little
frog. Yeah, eyes. Wait, charge our banks.
Please, please, so jack-up, things.
Dude, what if I just do a fucking Jamaican pat to all night tonight?
Oh, you said no! You said no! You said no! You said guilty!
Yeah, now I'm like this
Ooh, that's good
Oh, we're cooking
Oh, yeah
Oh, very good.
Very good.
Loki's socks romp.
I really shouldn't buy it, but I do.
of
baby
hold on, find a quartz
lobby code
so what's the character? I'm thinking kind of like a lock jaw type
oh
Hello? Hello?
Why can I change my mic?
I don't know how to get the other mic up.
You got a scroll through the drop down?
Oh, brilliant.
Hey, is that better?
Am I saved?
Nope.
Just kidding.
Hey, is that fixed?
Wait.
Should we connect someone's chat with the juromode?
It says we can connect channels.
Okay.
The plaintiff is the person seeking restitution.
and they are represented by the prosecutor.
The defendant is the person who is being prosecuted
and the defense is his attorney.
I'm in the schools, I'm in the schools.
You
The plaintiff would get paid if the prosecutor wins his case.
Yeah.
The attorneys are getting paid no matter what.
I collect my check.
It's an hourly.
Yes, that's.
Yes, that's correct.
That's me.
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm open the schools.
All right, so everybody goes back into the side panel, click this side panel, and we'll all click random at the same time.
I
I three two one click
to
all so
by the way, just for anybody
so this would be a this would be a bench case
because we don't have any jurors and I think we probably need jurors
Oh, okay, excellent.
When I ready up.
Yes, why?
We should, do you guys want to share chats by the way?
That would probably
Lee, Lee, you are the, my arm of the law, so when I tell someone to chill out, you have to execute on that.
impose yourself.
You
You
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, we are brought today to hear a case now I think the
prosecution is getting ready to address the court prosecution.
The execution.
I don't know the whispering.
Stop that shit!
Order!
Order!
All right, now it is time for the prosecution to make a case we know.
Thank you, thank you, that, thank you.
Sustained.
Prosecutor, rage, your case, please.
Ah! Oh!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, this case is a PR nightmare, all right, fan fan,
you stand accused today of beating a one little black kid with an egg roll.
uh... how do you plead
all right
she
the police
not guilty so i think now we're gonna go ahead now here the case
uh... from prosecute rage or i don't really don't know how this instruction but
All right, let's go.
All right, so now does that mean that wasabi cat is the little black kid in question?
Because they're the plaintiff.
So wasabi cat, you are a small black child?
So, you are!
Alright, yeah.
Alright, so again, now,
So it was I'll be cat you are the little black kid in question correct.
Yeah, all right, Robert Downey Jr. did it was I'll be can too.
All right.
So defense, fan fan, tell me.
How do you be in this case?
All right, the plea is not guilty.
Let's hear from the witness now, average hearing.
You were at the alleged site of the egg roll assault.
Can you tell us what you saw that day?
All right.
Order! Order!
Yes.
You may.
Oh, my goodness, all right. How do I activate? Here we go. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, oh, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. All right, bring the call witness. All right, come on up, call witness.
All right, so who is this witness for?
You're a witness for the defense.
You're a witness for the defense, damn it.
All right.
God, no.
What did you see today on the day of the alleged egg roll assault?
Uh, defense, it's your witness.
You can go ahead and ask them anything.
Order!
Order!
Yeah, yeah, get them bailiff!
Yeah, get them bailiff!
All right. Now the defense is your witness.
Now what hold on hold on hold on hold on let me get some strength.
Let me get some straight. The defense is alleging. The defense is alleging that the little black
book kid in question hit themselves with the egg roll and not fan fan.
Okay. All right.
Thank you.
Fascinating.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bill.
Thank you, Bill.
All right, come out, come out, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
defense, are you, are you through with your line of questioning?
All right, take the last question.
Why did you say it like that?
Oh, what the hell?
Why would he be able to smell an egg?
You know what?
Good question.
Go ahead and answer that.
All right, all right prosecution, it's your witness. Go ahead, cause examine.
Yeah, but he's allowed to ask you questions.
There has no one ever heard of or seen a court before in the entire fucking life.
Bailing, beat the shit out of everybody, Bailing, beat the shit out of everybody.
Yeah, that's what, that's what got a day is gonna be.
Everybody go listen up.
When, not, auto, auto, auto, auto in the court.
Yes, okay. So just you guys know how court works. One side calls up a witness, they get to examine or ask that witness questions first, then it goes over to the other side.
So defense this was your witness. Yep. You had your way with them. And now the prosecution going to get in there.
Oh, Jesus Christ, He's a liberal!
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
Alright, that's it for this witness. Get the fuck out of here!
Alright.
Alright, uh, let me uh pull up the next witness. Here we go.
Oh, wait, shit.
Is this the...
Wait, oh shit.
Wait, no, fuck, oh shit!
Oh no, hold on, hold on, hold on, now.
Get up there.
Oh shit, this bitch is gonna get out of here!
God damn it!
Oh I see!
Oh hold on, they go get up there!
Get up!
I don't think it's allowing me to call the same witness!
Yeah?
Right.
The correct hammer with the fuck.
Yeah.
Sure.
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, bringing the call witness. Bring him in.
Allow the lawyer to, oh, there you are. Okay, all right, sir.
Oh, my God.
TMZ, who let TMZ in the courthouse?
oh my god look at that now okay uh TMZ can I ask you could I ask you a question
because there's two shocking revelations here the first the egg roll seems to have
been thrown but the second was I'd be caught not a little black boy
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right.
Go ahead.
Prosecution.
This is your witness.
We please proceed with your line of questioning.
She says, Christ, man, that's your client!
I
for the phone for the public market of the court can you please list who you favored streamer is
Interesting, interesting, okay, all right keep going
you
Yes, yes, it's your witness defense.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm kind.
All right enough enough get the witness out of here.
Get the fucking get the bailiff!
Kill him!
Bale!
And just keep the child!
He's out of order!
Oh, we got breakin' news!
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I used about Rachel Dolls all.
Oh, wait, can you guys do it?
I was reading something, I was just attracted by some of my desk.
Yeah, we got to get this kid out of here.
I don't know how to get this damn witness out of here.
Oh, there we go, all right, listen up, listen up.
I need closing statements from the defense and from the prosecution.
My God.
Hmm, interesting, interesting, and defense.
No, no, no, that kid is dead.
That kid, he challenged my thought.
Kids out, I'm tired of these damn zoomas.
He was on his iPad half the case.
He's staying a bird.
You did a good job, you did a good job.
I literally have no idea how I'm grabbing this thing, I'm smack a buttons.
Oh, let me see, evidence has got it.
The, okay, you, you are, you just presented a full ash tray and you said,
stressed out or not, what does that mean?
Oh my god, now, rage, did you write a book on how to be transracial?
Yeah, okay.
Mmm.
Right.
Yeah, okay.
Mmm.
Now I think a lot of streamers have actually read that book.
Shut up, somebody shut this kid, shut this kid up.
They will not leave. They are against my father. Hang on.
Send them back. Oh, there we go. Perfect. I work this time. Great. All right. Good.
Okay. Yeah. Let me take a look. Oh, I have to click you.
Oh, all right. I got to grab this and I got to smite that. No, oh shit.
Wrong hammer. What the fuck?
I'm struggling. Scroll to choose a feature.
Oh, there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there you go.
Presented evidence.
Broken phone.
All right.
You
Now, he said something, he said something about there was something in the phone.
I'm not going to be a good one.
I'm not going to be a good one.
I'm gonna get you up.
Producation.
Auto, auto, auto, auto, auto, auto, oh the Jesus.
Jesus.
Christ.
I love God.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Huh?
All right.
All right.
I said it's not a whistle.
Fuck down.
What the hell's going on in here?
We've lost any kind of decorum.
Yes.
Presets of evidence.
Warm out plushy.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
How's that supposed to help you in the cold long?
You are accused of a hate crime.
And now you just go and tell me, you're spending your time
fucking a blushy, like that's most of my YouTube.
Not guilty of hate!
Nope, all right.
Or all right, everyone.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up in this school,
be in beaten shit out of everybody.
I can't beat him up fast enough.
Yeah, see you Ma,
present you evidence, Jesus Christ.
I want you to have a dance.
Oh God, hell no, oh hell no, they're doing come traduits.
Hmm.
Well, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w.
You know where I'm going?
Oh.
I mean, ladies and gentlemen of the court, lesson, lesson, lesson, this is Kangaroo
caught now at this point. I've never heard of a racially charged African American
plushy defense and I certainly have never heard of Comtribute prosecution move. This
Core is out of order and fan fan is guilty guilty
This is Christ
Holy shit
guys that was crazy that was fucking crazy
oh my god
I'm here
oh my god
No.
No.
It's crazy.
He's not in there, Ray.
So do a certain person.
of
Yeah, take it.
Where do you guys want me?
I think way it could make it good.
I'll be the witness.
That is scary.
You
You
I guess so.
You
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, my name is Larry P. Humphries.
I own the wild, wild breast, where wake works, there's no rotting dance, uh, anyway happy to be here.
Yes, she's an erotic dancer.
That's right.
Why did I said I am the pavilion of the wild, wild breast,
Overall, I 18 is a very fancy, high-class Tidian wingbar, so you come in.
You
Yeah, we all know that, you know, the wild, wild breast is a finest
establishment and wakes pot of what we call the Wednesday crew, you know, the
daytime crew.
So we're talking sea sections, we're talking long nippies, we're talking,
Yeah, all right, listen, rock out he's one of our he's one of our best clients. He's not the smartest guy, but he always comes in with pockets full of cash
He gets lemon pebble wings. He tips the dances. He minds his own business. Anyway, he came in one the Wednesday
He was tipping dance awake over there, and she tried a very dangerous technique called the reverse scorpion 180 on the pole
She got a little too fast in her rotations, and Nipple caught him right in the fucking night!
That Nipple went through his eyeball, like diamond through a picture of paper.
He was bleeding all over his lemon-piple wings.
It was disgusting.
Thank you.
Yes, my name is Mary P. Diddy, and I am a private investigator, and I am also a judge
of upholdance and competition known as the buttery thighs 3000.
You
Yes, my name is Mary P. Diddy, and I'm an amateur detective, as well as a judge for the
Butterly size 3,000 pole dance in competition.
That's correct. Unfortunately, you're on her. I was not at the wild wild
breast at the night of the incident. However, I am very familiar with the move
the dancer was attempting. The reverse scorpion 3000. During that move, both
thighs are placed around the pole, inverted backwards and the body is twisted at a 180
reangle her nipples would have been facing in word a way from the crowd meaning that there's
no possible way that her nipples could have struck the young man's faith.
It's just not physically possible, you're on it.
You
You
Oh, I'm struck.
Jesus.
You're welcome.
You
You
Thank you, Noko.
Check my N game DMs.
to you.
Oh, my God, he's hard!
He's hard!
Oh god!
You
Oh Jesus Christ!
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
You're not fine.
Don't worry your honor, he's an adult, he works for ice.
No!
No!
If you're there, if you're there, if you're there.
Then try to block your hand, stop the hand.
If you're there, please do it again.
If you're there, please do it again.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a fucker.
You
You
Please, please don't say it, please don't say it, now it's over, we can't believe we can gas, please.
I'll go on.
You
You
I'm so sorry.
You
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
It's so stressful.
Okay.
Pin weevels to back to the bin.
by
You
You
That's...
Oh...
Oh my goodness.
That was...
That was...
That was...
Oh my goodness.
What about cobblings, sir?
I'm just seeing if it's up.
It's a better view.
I have so many weeks both dialects, they're very different.
C-C-L-A-B-R.
.
So
Why this?
Why this?
Buh-haw-is.
Bye, Fiona, bye, bye.
Good night.
Two back-to-back criticals, ridiculous.
Three back-to-back criticals!
That is fucking crazy!
Oh my god, glygar!
I really want to beat this.
Oh, paralyzed.
Let's go to the sack.
This battle tower is so hard.
Now we'll see if we can get out of the way.
We'll see if we can get out of the way.
Oh.
There's.
We.
We're looking.
We.
I hear it right now, I'm gonna call, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna,
I think I'm gonna back out, it's cool, it's soon.
That's the girl, that one, right?
Do you like it?
Oh, oh, close to him a
Protect bullshit
Great
King is gone
I'm gonna take a picture of the buyer
I'm trying to delicately head out.
to
all right, let me see, let's see, let's see,
let's see, no, no, break it in the
conversation.
Triple axle baby, get out of here.
Um, this triffty actually fucking cougt.
I don't want to take that.
I'm going to take the life form.
I'm going to take the life form on the print.
You
I'm in trouble in this fight.
This is a good one.
You're not gonna go.
Rocks like me.
S.R.R. backing it, we're backing it.
Oh my god go go go go go strip the go strip the guess oh my god Leon we play
Bunk shot is so strong it makes me so pissed.
Alright, we can win this, we can win this, we can win this.
Drink punch, hit that shit.
Left, push, yes.
I...
and
it is a delight only work if you're
pocum on his on a vault but it work on a canvas con
and
no on a vault you're right you're right
I
Shit, I pick in
I just want to back out, but I don't want to be rude, you know, let me
Shit,
Triple arrow is broken watch.
Triple arrow is the most broken move.
So dumb.
Please fire punch this motherfucker right in the...
No way! And then just did you guys get a kill with one!
I hate that move.
Dude, triple arrow is crazy.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's a yoga thing.
Um, yes.
Yep.
What food do I not like? Oh man, I'm not a zucchini guy.
Now, that's crazy, that's crazy.
I like that take, that's a good take.
Love's here's our delicious.
Yeah.
I'm not going to do this.
That's a lot.
I think I'm going to head out and play some cobblemon, I'm just a little behind on my grind.
Yes, I can tell you my team, I'm actually in what's called the Battle Tower right now, which is a series of fights you have to do, but I'll tell you my starting six real quick right now, hold on.
I'm starting six and I'm playing with I got total dial,
wrote-on, and then I was playing with,
who else have, I think I have nine tails right now.
They made this version so hard, like it's like, yeah.
That's crazy.
Nine tails!
I mean, I listen, I'll hear out low punny, but nine deals.
and
Thanks so much for inviting me guys, thank you. I love the R.P. stuff. Let me know what
you're doing that. That's fun. Appreciate y'all. Have one for us tonight. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
I am old. I'm an old man. I am an old man. I hope you guys laughed.
That was pretty funny. That was a lot, but it was pretty funny.
All right, let's get into, um, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, a little Pokemon.
One second. I'm going to use the restaurant too real quick.
I am a, oh man. Also the chargers lost which was really fucking sad.
Game afternoon, my mother.
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
I'm gonna beat this damn battle tower.
Hold on.
Oh no, just no one's around.
Okay, I wanna beat this fucking battle tower.
I wanna beat it so bad.
It's so, oh, wait, this is actually a godlike team.
This is actually a brink TNT.
We can you grieve?
There's no way you can grieve this, right?
Firstly, dude, but it took a while.
It's dead ass hard.
Because all of their Pokemon are faster than years.
They all get a speed buff.
Okay, that was actually a big first round.
Here we go.
I hope you guys are settled in for me to try and fucking do this.
Hitman is actual, that's crazy, double edge is so fucking strong.
Okay, I think we put in light, Lapras, to try and tank his double edge.
Super power, yeah, right bro.
I'm going to get first attack.
Talk.
Okay, we might be able to do this because right
you as fast.
We're like, oh, we can do this.
I think we just thunderbolt. Yeah, there we go. Come on. All right, cool. Is it possible to move the cam?
No, because there's important information everywhere and all the Pokemon only of one hit. I mean, I could move it down.
Oh, shit.
There, that's the best I can do.
All right.
Okay.
I win this if I get the attack off first, right?
Great.
Oh, boost.
Oh, my god.
I just got roots as a move.
Fuck yes.
Okay.
Now, there is some logic behind this.
If I take their laparis to replace my laparis, now my laparis should be faster.
Ice punch kills him?
Oh my god, he almost got to one hit off?
I didn't get the one hit off. Great.
That's a fucking huge way to start.
Now, Grenbo is very strong in this ladder.
But, punch, please!
How do you live on a critical?!
alcohol, how does he live? That's not good. All right, we send the
lapers now and we hope that my lapers is asleep. Um, we're going to go
ice beam and pray. Yeah, you see how my lapers is faster now. You
notice that how my lapers is a little bit faster. It's because I have
his laparist. Now this should kill. Great. Two fucking rounds. I kind of want to
take this and put him there. Oh yeah, the rocky helm on the laparist is big
shumboongus. All right, we've thunder punch, but we don't want to kill him with one
move, or else his passive, he'll just dump his guts and kill me. So now he dumps his
guts. Yeah, there we go. Reach, millionaire. Alright, he's going to use extreme speed on me
and get his attack off first. Critical, it's always critical. It's always critical. It's always
critical. Okay, Lapras into a speed tank. I think it's strong. If I get lucky, I will get
move out first. I'm gonna go ice-beam and hope for the freeze. Now he gets hit by the
Rocky Hill, and that's perfect. Please give us a freeze here. Fuck you and your fucking
bitch ass. Serve for stab. What do you mean, serve for stab?
Same type boost. They're both, yeah, they're both stab. One has a
of freeze effect though. I'm going to try and thunderbolt maybe get a paralysis off here.
All right. He takes Rocky Home Damage. A paralysis would be fucking huge. Okay. We
sack here because he's going to take more Rocky Home Damage. Perfect. Now, Granbull
Is it tank?
Hopefully he doesn't get fucking one shot here.
That's...
That's crazy!
I love the battle tower.
I love it.
It's so fun.
It's so fun.
Okay, Mock is a really good tank.
Okay, this is actually a very good team.
Um,
um,
um,
drain punch, give me that.
And I want second perfect. Give me this. Give me this pussy.
Um,
six percentage.
If I switch out, you know, I can't switch out. Fuck.
Oh, give it to me.
How many rounds are there? There are ten. And there's like,
and there's like, I don't know if anybody's beating the high tier yet.
Get the fire punch off, bitch.
Um, okay.
Send a who is he's deceivingly fucking rock type.
Yeah, and he's got a fire punch.
Hydro pop!
What, why does this fucker have hydro pump? Excuse me?
You missed, bitch. Go to hell.
I think he gets an attack off first. He does.
Okay, loon it's own.
The fuck type is this fucking piece of shit.
I guess we go earth power and try and lower it's better.
We're fucked, we're fucking fucked.
Please, please, please, please.
Okay, um, we take this gangascon and we get rid of the subuto and we just go we just go tank factory we just go tank factory is the way
Gung shot is so goddamn strong
Get gunk thong bitch, but it missed. Well, it's what's it's actually 80% okay, that's fine. That's I'm not mad
Ahhh, aiyoooooo, aiyoo, aiyoooooo, aoyooooooooooo, just some straight-up not having a good time.
Okay, there's the poison.
There's the poison.
Now we drain punch.
Woooo!
Okay, great.
Drain punch, and the poison, and it dies.
Great!
Good.
Okay.
He's going to kill us now.
take the sack. Great. Um, so not the gang is gone. Train punch. This is nice. Give me
that. Pow. Yeah. What is that damage? Eat my ass. Okay. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
Okay, and we heal and if we get this off first, it should just nuke him.
Oh, big.
That's huge.
Okay.
Now all we have to avoid is a one shot.
As long as we don't get one shot, we are groovy.
We are fucking groovy.
Power jump.
Yeah, eat my ass.
Okay.
Who rounds down?
I don't want any of these Pokemon.
Choice specs, life orb.
I think we take life orb.
And we put it on the book.
Is it time to dance?
It is time to dance, you're right.
Okay, low punny in this is actually fucking broken
because she's so fast, but drain punched,
I'm just gonna heal myself back up
and with the life orb, this shit's gonna rip.
Pow, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woo hoo, sky up, I cut, give me that, TM, good, TM, just.
Um, bitch.
All right, he's going to set up spikes. Cool fish almost always sets up spikes. There it is.
Okay, I would almost rather just drain punch. Even though it's not that effective to try and get the poison.
This is a bad matchup, but it's okay.
We're just gonna sack that.
Okay, Kangas Khan is a good matchup, though.
Fucking spikes, because we have Earthquake.
Give me that.
Okay, two to one, Porgon is very strong.
If we win this, we draft Porgon, no question.
Train punch is hyper effective.
Bang.
Try attack is gonna be brutal.
Train punch this motherfucker.
Bang, drain punch the best move.
Train punch him into another fucking universe.
Yes.
Great.
Okay, so we are a hundred percent gonna take Porgon.
Ahh!
Ahhhh!
We can clear the limit on....
Alright, this is a good matchup for us. This is a good fucking matchup for us. Drain punch is...
Double that you so fucking stupid, I hate it!
Such my ass get the fuck outta my face bitch!
We're gonna drain punch?
High horsepower eat my ass bitch!
Um, I'm just going to have a poor organ.
I think poor go on as a water move.
Oh, Thunderbolt.
Yes, yes, yes, that's what I was looking for.
Thunderbolt, thunder, thunder, one shot.
Oh, that's it right there.
Um, try attack, try and get us that as a fact.
Why is he faster?
They're not a shot in the world as this Toro faster.
Okay, I think Punch is gonna fucking rip his dick off.
There's no shot he is faster than my Kanga's Khan on a fucking switch-in sack bro.
That's you're kidding me.
Don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die
Yes!
Woo!
Oh my god.
Um...
No, my team is stronger, but I am worried that, okay, okay, okay,
EVA light, choice specs, I don't think EVA light's good on any of my Pokemon.
I think choice specs on the Porygon could go crazy.
EVA light on the Porygon?
No, it's evolved, it's a Porygon too.
I don't like this matchup at all.
Do I hard flip this into the poor again?
I'm going to hard flip and hope he does get one shot.
Hurricane perfect.
Thunder!
No!
Yes!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Kits!
Hey!
Kits!
Kits!
Thunder!
Kits!
And I'll do it again and I'll do it again!
Wait!
Um, okay, uh, let's send out the Kanguscon.
Let's send out the Kanguscon.
Crunchy.
Eee!
It's gotta be a knockout.
Survive!
Crunchy.
Yes, yes, we're doing it. We're fucking doing it round six, baby What the fuck even is that fucking thing?
Oh, it's four times effective. Eat my ass suck my dick lick my balls.
What?
What? Yeah, get the fuck out of my face. You're dead. You're fucking dead.
dead. Get fucking fire punched. Punch it right is cocked fucking face. Yes. Survive. Go
muck. Go muck. Rip his dick off. Muck is fucking right now. This is psychic, but is it?
Oh, Shadow Seek, always goes first.
Eat my balls, you're poisoned!
Ah!
What's my backwards come?
Okay, all you have to do is use any move, try attack.
Close combat, no, don't die.
There's no way.
There's no fucking way he gets that off first. If he wins this, I'm actually gonna crash out. I'm actually gonna crash out
And we should have had a ghost first move crunch. Yes, goodbye
Good day, sir. I think we take this motherfucker and we get rid of the poor are gone
Yes
Let's do this bomb a cut!
Okay, toxic rogue.
Fountain Toyser.
Do I put in my psychic type? I do, right?
I hard-switch?
I'm gonna go hard switch on this and hopefully not get one tap.
Oh, close combat! No! Okay, we survived. Okay, okay.
S like I'll cut it!
What?!
That's crazy.
That's absolutely offensive.
Get out. Okay, we leveled the playing field.
What the fuck is that?
Oh.
Super effective.
Earthquake!
Please survive. Please survive. Please. Please. Yes. Get off.
Just okay. Oh my god he's a big boy. He's a big boy.
I don't think we hot swap. I don't think we hot swap. I think we...
body slam to be honest? I don't know man. I think we crunch and try and lower his
defense. Body slam paralyzes. All right, I'm going for it.
Wow! You right! You right! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
do we take this toxic rock? He was kind of a bad man. I'm gonna take him.
Round eight.
Okay, okay.
Gunkshot.
We've been waiting.
We've been waiting for you.
Gunkshot.
God.
Gunkshot is so fucking...
Oh, I'm so hard right now.
Drain punch.
Get it off.
Let me go first.
Yes, spikes.
He loves punches ass, heal yourself.
Drink a bunch.
Okay, for some reason, the AI saved us on this one.
This is basically a free round.
Oh my god, I fucking hate this little fucking piece of shit.
Drane punch him.
He's gonna rap it spin.
He's gonna fucking rap it spin.
Earthquake, okay.
Can you just come?
Body slam.
Give me a parallelization.
Give me a parallelize!
Talks to Crook, please go first.
Talks to Crook, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you to go first.
I'm begging you.
Boo!
I like my team, play more of choice specs, toxic orb.
Do we put the toxic orb on the muck? Does that help at all?
Now, toxic orb on toxic roke.
None of these again.
Oh my god, two more rounds. Oh my god. Oh my, ah!
Drain punch him in his, why does he have earthquake? Why the fuck does he have earthquake? Please not come out.
That is crazy!
Kanga's con hard flip.
The leftovers go crazy. Now we drain punch. Get, punch him right in his dick.
We're healing, we're healing, we're healing, we're healing, we're healing, we're healing,
crunch him!
Why did you go first?
Train punch, huge.
Come on, baby.
I think we send the mock.
I think we send the mock.
We send the mock, right?
We send the mock.
It's over chill bitch.
I still got shadow sneaking it always goes first.
Okay.
We're in this.
We are in this.
We are in this.
We are in this.
Don't give up.
Jover.
Why are you guys saying jover?
Just have some faith, man.
I have some fucking faith.
Ice Punch. Why did he go first? That is...
Dude, I swear to you, sometimes they just get the first move all the time no matter what.
Like, that's actual fucking horn swaggle.
and
need their type coverage guys I've been playing this for
all day
I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about. There's just strong Pokemon in this game mode.
Like this thing is so strong because he's like a sweeper.
I
Oh my god
All right
We're gonna take him if we win
She is gonna kill me
Okay, this saw's buck is going crazy. Please don't kill me. Please
They won shots so easily
Fire punch
What okay
Okay, so their Pokemon are always stronger than yours just so you know in this mode
Okay, this is a good, this is a good team, this is a good team, this is a good team, this is a very good team.
Like that, like that will one shot if they ever do something like that, that will one shot.
I want that hitman, I want that hitman.
Next, your great streamer, thank you.
We're going to send out the shrimp tip, bam.
Shrimp tip, bam.
he's so strong. That's insane.
Body, body, paralyzed. Okay, quick one, quick one, quick one,
But it all to be honest, the hitmunchin is so fucking strong, you kinda just gotta get lucky.
Kang is kinda best lead off Pokemon in my opinion.
The absle, I think has a quick attack.
The radically is actually sneaky fucking phenomenal, and we're gonna take the absle here.
Okay, um, yeah, drain punch.
There we go.
If this knocks me out, eat my fucking ass brow.
That is, that is something else.
Close call, man.
Fuck out here.
It's BS, it's, this is really hard.
This is like Pokemon experts are playing this and like they're not beating it so I don't feel bad about it
You kind of you kind of just got to have a perfect run
Give me that no you live you live you live and you learn and you do it do not be paralyzed
You live
You live
Um
I just want big boys. If I have big boys, I can do something. If I have big boys and
some helmets, we can do something. Yep, now we punch our fucking lights out. Pow! Give me my
help back. Punch your fucking lights out. Pow! Is it played by AI or other humans? It's AI,
but it's basically like, perfect. They're always perfect. They always make the right move,
which is very brutal.
Okay, let's send out the earth's ring.
I thought he was ice.
We're gonna go double edge.
That's crazy.
Yes!
Alright, heads up, match up.
Toro's that he wins this.
He wins this.
Close, come on, bat, maybe.
Oh, he goes first, that's absolutely, like, okay.
Just, you know, absoles are much faster.
Oh, oh, oh!
Woo!
Wow, clutch mode.
Oh my god, the Rocky helm!
Yes, baby!
Eat my shit and lick my fucking nuts, body slam is bitch.
Yeah, I'm fine with this matchup.
Fuck outta here.
Okay. God damn fucking gold dock.
Absolves not fashion and torros. I believe he is. I think you're just typing.
My carrot, my cow is scary fast actually. Really?
Eat this motherfuckers ass.
Please die, how do you live?
We're 16 now, the night and the night we out.
Oh god, god, god, god.
Why do you go first? I literally have the advantage
where the same Pokemon.
Oh.
Oh.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Come on, please.
Fuck.
I've so many fucking moves.
I gotta throw some shit out.
Oh my god, yes, this, this is the team, this is the team, oh my god, this is the
Fucking team.
Critical hit. Eat my fucking ass.
Lift my fucking muck.
Lift my fucking muck.
Bitch.
Drain punch him.
I don't know what we do here. I think we have to sack, which I hate.
I think my beauty for the tank.
All right, we got the first attack off, beautiful.
Thunderbolt them.
Survive.
Okay, we just need a little bit of damage
because our low-punny will go first.
Yes.
I
We locked this in we locked this in
I will take all this
What was this we just got a heart of the sea?
Nice
If we get my kioger we can do a primal kioger oh
Oh, okay, okay, I think we just quick attack this.
We're gonna go close combat because I think she goes first anyway. Yeah, okay.
Okay, here we go.
That is a fucking, well, oh, hi, it was nice playing with you.
my chat said I ignored your question and at one point and I've
filled in real eyes and I'm sorry I'm an amazing night. Oh no worries
page I'm just glad you had fun. I wanted to talk to you about boxing
because I trained for boxing at one point. I don't know if you live
on the West Coast but if you wanted to come in and train with my my
guys they're fucking incredible. What the I just knocked that pussy out.
What the f- what the f- what the f-
BUNNAU��!
TABBYNING!
tob!
What is that?
No, if I lose this team, I'm actually going to cry.
If I lose this team, I'm actually going to cry.
I'm actually going to cry.
There's no way.
Oh, I'm going to fix that.
Oh.
Oh.
It dropped loot that was illegal in the fucking game, so it booted me.
that is just awful, that is just fucking awful, great, thank you, I'm a broken man, I'm
I'm a broken fucking man.
I'm a broken man.
Okay, okay, I have to lock in. I have to lock back in. I can't get discouraged. We got to get a
team that we can do something with. Okay, these are all horrible. I'm going to just, I'm
I literally have to go, alright.
Whatever.
Okay.
Fucking boom burst.
Yeah, right.
All right, sack.
I'm going to give you a hug.
I'm going to give you a hug.
I'm going to give you a hug.
Yeah, really.
Just a random ice beam.
That's how you're going to type it, then, is it?
of the
of a guy I think the E.V. are busted, no, I mean, all their Pokemon are busted.
Okay.
These are all very bad. I just keep getting horrible draws.
Goldock is probably the strongest one out of these.
We'll take this.
And we'll take the linal.
That's crazy, brother.
Send out our tank.
I'll use leach.
Doesn't do anything.
Airslash, I'll fuck you, bitch.
Victory Bell is one of the strongest Pokemon of all time.
An interesting theory.
Okay.
Tropius is kind of fucking doing it right now.
Please.
Yes, now eat my dick, right, you!
Peralized!
Oh, righty!
That's...
Okay, I'll whatever.
Okay.
Chancey the tank.
God.
Licky, licky, and Leon, none of these are that strong, however, I think I need to blast through.
If I can get leftovers or a rocky helm on chancey, it gives me a chance.
Yes, it is.
Yes, I do.
If you don't get this move off, I'm going to share my hands. Thank you.
Wow, mirror match.
You know what's crazy? I think seismic toss might be the play here.
Yes, so the AI using seismic toss is an indicator that seismic toss is the play here.
That's impossible. Is it not? It's supposed to do a fourth of their damage. Or does it
max out at a fourth.
Okay, they used cell throcks, so I got a free change there.
I'm going to gunkshot this bitch and hopefully poison her.
Now this shouldn't do, yes, okay.
I'm going to get to go first.
I'm faster.
I'm better.
I thought harder.
Who the fuck are you, Mr. Man?
Who the fuck are you, huh?
I'm not a slammer.
Do I get to play the game too?
Do I get to play the game too, Mr. Man?
Or are you just paralyzed please for one time?
Okay, I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing this for you, chap.
Toros fast, rapid-ass fast.
Blossom tank?
Yes.
I actually like this team.
I like this team quite a bit, rock slide.
Okay, so Volpea is faster than Toros?
Look it up.
I need answers.
I need answers!
You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, fuck you, Barry, get that dick up.
We love that.
Paralyze one time.
We just need rapid as she go first.
Good bye.
Play rough.
Eat my balls.
How are you live?
That's a super effective move.
Two down. Two down.
The any of these help me?
Choice specs, right, on the rapid ash, maybe.
Scarf is speed. What we, what does Scarf do?
Oh!
Baris lamb.
Victory lick my balls, bitch.
Woo!
that's actually crazy how are you alive how are you telling the how are you telling the tail
get out
eat his fucking ass we love that
I horse power bitch.
Yes.
Round fucking four.
What is it? This thing's rock, right?
Rock dragon.
Ground dragon.
When I switch here.
Just bodies, let him do it.
You write his hell.
slam the shit out of it. Welcome to the slam factory bitch. Welcome to my house.
Sam, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Dude, I love how this game is so advanced. There's so much
going on. And the answer is, take the big fucking bowl and just slam everything into paste.
Awesome!
Gigadrain is balls.
Okay, not good.
Why? Because my other Pokemon is a fucking rapid-ass you. You slut.
Okay, that works.
I think we take this and we get rid of the blossom.
And we take the choice specs, and we put it on the glacier, right?
How's our sweeper?
Yeah.
are you ready for a slam the third
god that's so nice please live please just let
move fucked you think you are
I'm just faster thank you
Thank you.
Oh, this is an easy one.
Burn him.
Burn him all.
Fuck, why?
No.
We should be dead.
Free dry has 100% accuracy, 70% accuracy.
Ice beam and we pray.
Shest not went before Glyg!
What?!
Wait, what?!
Nooo!
Oh!
Oh, it's so hard! It's so hard! Why did Chessna go before a glacier?
We'll never know! We'll never talk in no!
We'll never ever fucking know! We'll never know!
We'll never understand!
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
brick fucking wall.
Extremely effective.
Yeah, Trifty! You got this! Oh, double edge just a full bar of hell every time. Of course.
You might as well use brute force, but you don't get the brute force characters every time. You have to fucking pick from this huge roster of useless trash.
trash. It's almost the most effective thing to just pick the fastest Pokemon every time, honestly.
So at least you get a move off.
Alright, well, I know I go first. Blossoms slow as all the fuck.
but she's a tank.
stiff upper lip.
Are you kidding me?
That's actually crazy.
Die, bitch.
Fucking tank.
Speed is king, speed is king, especially.
Oh, this should be an easy wipe-up right here.
You go first.
Okay, you go first.
Yeah, no, no, no, I like to play the game.
That would rather not, I get you go first again.
Have you go for it?
Oh, parallelization.
Bye bye.
You thought it was over.
it's not
um...
we're gonna take whatever the fuck that fucking thing is
and we're gonna replace that piece of shit
hi horsepower
it missed
Oh, wow.
Oh my god.
They never miss, they never miss, they never miss the day in their life.
They never miss.
Oh, that's a big draw.
Okay, this is actually a big draw I've never played with the vests vests between
I'm gonna take the kingler. I'm gonna take the kingler. I know you guys think that's crazy
Ice being bitch
Yes
Yeah, okay, okay, the vests between is you so that's great
Us do a setup Pokemon in a three Pokemon fight is actually fucking so stupid
Ice cream, lid, lap rest.
Yes, lap rest, slap rest, slap rest, slap rest, baby.
Welcome to my hand.
Wow, that time I missed high-house high horse power to 95% accuracy move. I love that
High-hours power high-hostilver
Yes, hi, yes, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We are back. We are back. Surf this bitch. Wow, extreme speedy my ass
I love that for us
That's flying, right? No, it's not, but we have an ice beam.
You missed! Yes! Take this ice beam right into your dick!
Okay, we want this hitman. We want it so bad. It's actually so strong.
Okay, can we hit him with the crab hammer, right?
Yep.
And I'm paralyzed.
Liquidation, you think?
Oh, we just don't get to go, okay.
Oh, hitman is so strong.
Take the double edge.
Yes!
Oh, hitman!
You're on the TV, baby!
Have you light on, Hugh?
Yes, okay. Great.
Ice cream!
No, there's no way. Kill it. Kill it with your ice cream. Make it die.
Yes!
Sure fit, just let me go first.
Alright, we see how my Earth is now.
Super power, Super brother.
That is the LI!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay, we are in this bitch, like a newborn baby.
If we can get a muck, we're actually fucking slapping our cocks on the table ice beam type advantage
and it's week, please, it's week to this, it's our type.
We like to use the ice, yes!
Music is low, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Survive, yes, ice cream!
Yes!
Fuckin' suck my ass, suck that shit!
Fuck.
Come on, Earths.
Earths, I need you, superpower.
Give them the superpower.
Give it to them.
Yes!
Woo!
Oh my God, citrus berry, citrus berry,
on the laparis!
B-B-B-B-B!
Go-on, blaspheme fuckin' G-O!
Yes!
YEAH!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I speeeeeeein!
NO!
FUCK!
Okay, okay, okay, I think I have a fire punch on the hitman.
I don't.
I...
than ice punch. Punch him in the dick.
Why are you still alive? Why are you still fucking...
Ooooooh! Oh my god I got to go first! Oh my god! Wait! It's not done!
please burn no live live live why does it have super power
bro hit mama's a throw how the fuck how the fuck this hip-man
not faster than a fucking executor of a hard swamp.
We love Mrs. We love Mrs. Mrs. are fun.
Oh, I mean...
Oh, oh!
Parallization!
Remember how slow my glacihan was?
Fuck.
Fucking...
Laser beam this thing double edge whatever
Really really really really really
can you eat me train in a couple of months not in this section?
really. Really hit by recoil hit by recoil hit by recoil. Okay, how did the image? How did the image there?
this
this
this
we're just fucking
do 90% moves here are just
they're like 50-50 flips, you know?
what do you get by the end of this?
I don't know, I just want to beat it
Rapidash Gold.booflaught.
Really?
Please just live through one body slam. Thank you. Now just add this. Thank you. Thank you.
Go that very strong.
This thing is such an ungodly tank.
Ungodly tank.
Oh my god, we might win this.
Go first, please.
Sleep powder.
I'll rage.
I'll rage.
I'll rage.
I'll rage out.
Thank you.
Why are you so fast, bro?
Why are you so fucking fast?
Alright, my little pony's gotta be faster on a hot swap.
Nope, just nope. I never did to go.
Immune.
Okay, this is winnable actually.
Yes!
This is winnable!
My fucking ass.
The all these suck.
A Jack button toxic or play more.
Give me leftovers or fucking citrus berry.
You absolutely fucking buffoon.
High horsepower, eat my shit.
Now it's gonna one shot me.
Now it's gonna one shit.
Okay, we're alive for a life.
We're in this room, this room, this room, this...
We're in this!
Psycho cut.
Yes!
We're in this room, this room, this room, this room, this room, this room, this,
this gold duck has gotta be faster than this piece of shit.
Gotta be faster than this piece of shit.
There's no way. There's absolutely no way.
Oh my god, it's so fucking tanky!
This is a winning team.
This is a winning team.
This is a fucking winning team, real and actual, real and actual, real and actual,
It's my time!
If I lose to this fucking piece of shit, I go first, I'm right, show them the fastest
that's ever existed in the world on the fastest.
Yes, paralyzed.
Eat my shit.
Live through one attack, baby.
Go to hell!
Drain punches.
Oh, a little double edge?
Oh no, the watch! How about this fucking gunk shot here fucking eyeball? Take that come shot.
Shadow Seek goes first, too, bitch! Shadow Seek goes to first and you poison!
Shadow Seek goes first, bitch! Bitch!
I don't think I'll get that off.
I think I has no effect, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting, all right.
We take the sack, we take the sack, we got two m on to their one.
I think we send the right you to try and get damage here, focus blast hit him, hit him with
I should get out of here.
I'll fuck out of my face.
Oh!
Fire punch.
Pow!
Right milk in the face is how I'm doing them.
MC Smoke crack,
Us Smoke Illuminum!
You're no one from nowhere, firepunch.
No, I should've shadowed us, need.
I'm a fucking idiot, I should've spucking shadows, need.
The air slash will eat his fucking ass.
There's no way that he has a fucking flying move also.
That's so... that's so... rough.
It's a 50-50. If the move is less than 150-50 shot every time. I don't know what to tell you guys. Oh my god, this is the worst.
This is the worst line-up I've ever seen.
said tile supremacy, no, I'm going to put one sucks ass and dick and balls, it's just, this is not, oh, he's going to fire Blossomay.
Goodbye.
He's going to go first and kill me.
Yep.
Same Pokemon.
I have the move advantage for being swapped in,
and he still goes first, you know, just normal shit.
the
Isn't the toxic orb on glygar really good?
Doesn't it like heal him?
Well, what are you a week to, Kant?
Really?
whatever I don't care, I don't care.
God, Genghis Khan is my boy.
Genghis Khan is my boy.
If no one's got me, Genghis Khan does.
That's focus blasts. Really, what a move. What a move that is.
Firepunch please. Oh, dark pull. You have focused blasts and dark pulse.
What a move set. What a fucking move set you have.
I protect.
Okay, um.
The port on is so good.
Yep.
Get out.
That's magical lust.
Pulled on to us. No, it's solid. It's so good.
The protect poison is actually the grossest.
the
all let me go first let me go first and this let me go first and just add this and just add this
Mottyslam.
Pau!
It's paralyzed.
Nope.
Mottyslam.
Pau!
Pau!
Okay.
Have a light on the Gligar, right?
Have a light on the Gligar or on the Porgon 2?
I'm the Gligar.
All right, I'll trust you guys.
Get no, no.
Let me out!
And hoodwink, let us stray, run a muck.
No, disgusting horror!
Oh my god, what the money!
Why are you first? You are the slowest Pokemon to exist in the history of Pokemon.
You're a fucking dandelion.
Oh, I'm going to slap you in your fucking face.
Okay, I take the lab rest.
I take the lapress and get ready for my family ball.
Please don't tease it on your skin, you wall risk bitch.
There's, that's a super effective.
That's a super effective.
Why is this one so strong?
Get out of my house.
Oh, we go first. Thunderbolt!
Not Brave Bird!
Kanga's gone. Punched this fucking bird in his stupid ass fucking head.
You've got to be eating shit and...shitting that shit.
Paralyzed, give it to me one time.
Get the fuck out of my face, you little bitch.
Drain punch, we go first, and we heal, and we survive!
Fuck!
Yes.
Oh my god, the citrus berry.
The citrus berry on my kangus cock.
Oh my fucking kangus cock!
Thunderbolt!
Drop it!
Drop it on him!
Eat my fucking shit bitch. Eat my fucking shit out of a bull are you fucking bitch?
Yes, do it to a poor god. How do you live?
slam on it it's a ghost we can't do that we can't do that we can't do that
we can't do that
I think I'm gonna have to come to Brazil by myself because my podcast mates are weak
there's
gang is con you have a citrus berry and you're up against this little
fucking bitch, body slam, press him into, there's that, why, why is it so strong, why is it so strong?
Oh my god, all these perkymons suck my balls.
That's actually a good Pokemon if we can get it.
Oh, I'm just dead.
Oh, what might die?
die guy come on that's that's
poppy cock
oh my god shadows snake wait what are you shadow sneak shadow sneak always goes first the game just broke
Okay, that's interesting, that's interesting, that's very interesting.
It's interesting that the move that...
And then goes where I was shadow ball fuck.
So unfortunate.
Body slamming.
This is the move.
This is the way.
Body slamming the opponent into dust with poros is the way.
It's the way and the truth of light.
Because basically you get a free advantage every time.
Please what music is this French house to goof off to.
There's no wave.
I'm like...
Boof a lamp?
I love you.
I love you so much for getting off your ass and doing the damn thing.
We'll have to put him in the fucking coffin.
There's...
We don't live in a just world.
We don't live in a just world.
I'll never be all right.
I basically just need mock and I need torros and I need Lapras and that is how we can
do this.
Where she is, that's my queen.
The rest of these, mon suck ass.
Hard.
Surf.
Okay.
For X, if it doesn't knock it out, this game is right.
Thank you.
Oh, it's you.
It's a fucking right here, I'll see you in hell.
Wow, this... Poohan sucks.
Lunge!
Lunge!
Oh, please die.
Is that a rare item?
Um, poison bar, uh, mystic water and, uh, uh,
Ender Pearl.
Lunge. Oh wait, you got it all first. You'll have no, he'll know is the worst, he'll
sucks ass. Oh, sucker punch easy.
Oh, fuck, daddy. We're going to take that right,
you and we're going to get rid of the ballbeat. Okay, I think you have Thunderbolt. You do. Thank
Thank you.
I am a Lapras, Dynan Hell.
Thank you.
We have the advantage.
Thunderbolt.
Yeah, right, eat my shit.
I were in a hard switch to Vigoth.
Wow, that drain punch kind of like crazy don't you think, sucker punch.
That should do way more damage, but who's counting?
I'm not going to go to the next one, but I'm going to go to the next one, but I'm going
Yeah, basically they have no said you lose.
He just didn't take any damage from a fucking...
move that shit to kill them.
There's no justice!
this wedge trail, so you're just going to warm shot.
Okay, I know that this is a one shot on low-pony if he just lasts long enough to get it off.
Yes. One shot this bitch. Love that.
I got it here. Firepunch, do it.
Oh my god.
You have a scenario, you know, these are, okay, so let me explain. These are not my Pokemon.
This is a battle ladder, okay?
Which is a competitive thing that apparently there's some prize if you make it to level 10.
I don't know what it is, but I just want to do it.
And it's very hard.
I kind of like my team.
Okay, choice scarf.
I think we give Choice Scarf to our Ursurine.
And we take these first fucking punches. Yep. And this is why we do it.
So we can get that first win right there.
Oh, this is not good.
Let's switch to this guy.
Love that for us, love that for us, we take this matchup all day, we take this matchup all fucking day.
Not come out. Come on one time.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
If I can go first, we just kill here. Of course I can't go first. Why would you ever think that?
He went first, even though I have a choice scarf?
What?
Is Fero the cure for male loneliness?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow… wow!
Wow.
Wow, sir…
Is that not the mist?
I'm not going to be that bad.
Oh my god, but I'm battling.
I'm fucking battling.
Please go first.
Floor blitz.
Floor blitz.
Floor blitz.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck bitch.
Come on.
Never, why am I go first?
And yeah, why would it kill?
Or why would it freeze? Why would anything good happen for me and my team?
Ah, these all suck.
Just wasted round.
Wow!
Yeah he's not faster than.
Okay.
Alright, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out, give me out.
Okay.
Okay.
That's actually very good.
That's actually, okay.
Hold on a minute.
Hope springs eternal right now.
Okay.
You can do it.
Hold on a minute, hope springs eternal right now.
Freeze, yes, ha ha ha.
Anything.
He thought out the same round.
Come on!
Try a tag.
No, survive.
Survive.
Get a try a tag off.
That's why I love you.
That's why I love you, kid.
Survive this.
One health.
Yet, you're the future of sex kid!
Icepean, go first, fuck!
Yeah, give me a shit.
Alright, um...
Bug flying, alright, great.
I want to come in your asshole and finger my Fanny back all day.
Yeah, I hear.
All right, that's round one, baby. That's round one. That's round one.
I like to finger my asshole and play with my Fanny back all day.
There's no way, try attack, big damage, oh, sinful, it's sinful, it's a, it's a, it's a, abomination, it's a joke, it's,
Oh, she died from the recoil.
Play in charge, do it for me, baby.
That's super effective.
That's super effective.
If you pull me to sleep, I'm gonna break every...
You
That's four times a fact and it lived.
What are we doing? Shadows to get the first attack off, kill it.
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Peralization
Stun stun
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Well you are dead ass so unlucky no it's not that I'm unlucky it's it's program this way
It's supposed to be fucking oppressive, basically.
Oh, Mr. Mime, I want to, I want to fuck your fucking mouth.
Get the talks to go out.
Yeah, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
is there it is. Get the stealth rock out too. We like that. We're just going to set up.
Yep. And then we'll take the body goes poison ticks over here. Okay. This is still win a ball.
Oh, he has shadow ball.
Yes, okay, and now stealth rock hits hard.
Why was that not effective?
There's a rock type move.
Lapras, okay, there's chance, there's chance, there's, we, we may as gentlemen, there's
a fucking chance.
There's a fucking chance. There's a chance.
And his name is Bill Brasky.
Get the fuck out of my fucking face. Never speak to me again, bitch.
Drop them.
Drop him. Yes. Yes. That's what fucking happens.
Oh, it's fucking
congross.
Are you gonna sleep me?
You know, fucking sleep me?
No, you're just gonna gigadrain.
Oh, wait.
Okay, we're fine with that.
We're fine with that.
Oh, he just went first.
That's new.
That's new.
That's new.
switch up the turn order?
My slam, get that shit, get that shit homey.
Yes, parallelization.
No, no, you're paralyzed.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
It didn't work.
Go to sleep.
I'm just fucking slow off.
I sleep all day, bitch.
Shut up at rams!
I don't like this matchup. I do not. I do not like this matchup. I'm gonna hard flip
into the big off.
Okay, body slam.
Please stun. Yeah. Oh, oh, it didn't starting. Just okay.
gigadrain this bitch he's got ice beam too gigadrain please knock him out he's got 61% health it's super effective
Okay, I'm going to throw toxic on you, bitch.
Okay.
I speak in please, no you have a gigadrain.
Oh!
I'll be shell smashing good.
That's, yes, parallelization, we need that.
Yes, smells, shows, mash your shit and end the fucking next Tuesday.
I'm fine with that.
You're paralyzed.
One of these parallelizations will hit.
One of them will hit.
He's caught in a loop.
It's caught in a loop.
There's, can the parallelization hit one time?
No, it can't.
It can't.
He just fucking, herelization is not an effect for the enemy.
It's only one for me.
That it's good to know that a parallelization does not work for the opponent.
It's only something I have to endure.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes.
I'm a fucking Mary Poster bitch.
Yeah, miss, fucker.
That's, wait, that was a super effective.
What are we doing?
What is happening?
Okay, a parallelization, please, please, please, please, just
parallelization carrying you home.
Thank you, God.
Extremes, extreme speed.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Okay.
Drop chancey? Why? Chancy just fucking literally blasted through that first fight.
I'm okay as long as they win their fight. Like I don't care if it's ugly.
Why do you go first?
I wish I, I think you just get killed here, but.
If for any reason you could go first.
I
Just gonna go speed fuck it
Focus blast get him
You should be dead you should be dead, you know that right Scott Hound
you should be dead you should be dead you should no longer be alive
from my estimation
the
he's going to kill me with this fucking move double edges in the kill me somehow
radicates double edges in this game is like
wildly strong like inappropriately fucking strong
You
There. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We got a team. Monchery.
Mashery.
One tap him. Now.
No, that's actually a bag of ass farting in a parking lot.
Miss.
Golduck is down.
That's fine.
That's fine.
earthquake and put them in the earth.
Okay?
Everything is a one shot. Everything is a one shot. Everything is a one shot. Everything is a one shot. Ice beam, please.
Pist in his fucking mouth
One round down
One round down baby
I don't know if I can psychic is weak to bug, psychic is weak to bug and bug and what?
Dark.
I don't think I have either, so I'm just gonna thunder, but oh my god he's...
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Please, him, free it's just one time, please.
Okay, we got a battle.
OK, we're all right, we're all right, we're all right, be ready.
We're going to buy the slam on E my shit bitch, so that's a free recycle.
Body slam this bitch. Pow! Shock him.
I eat my shit!
We're back in this, we're back at Toros. Body slam meta is so real.
Eat my shit bitch.
But just paralyzed one time.
Did he just gig a drain?
Oh my god, you're such a fucking gross excuse.
Please.
Just survive.
No.
If you please, I'm literally begging you.
120 power.
I'm literally begging you to kill the
this guy right now 31 damage. Yes! Trash!
Fucking leftovers on my tank. My dick is hard. My dick is hard right now. It's fucking hard.
And yam yam yam laptopers.
Yam yam yam yam laptopers.
Yam yam yam yam.
And then yam yam laptopers.
Yam yam.
I mean, I'm left over, see, I mean, I'm...
Stun it?
Fuck.
Okay.
Squash this motherfucker.
Squash!
Die!
Yes!
Taurus is, for some reason, the best Pokemon in the entire fucking game right now.
Slot, smash them. Give me a stun. Give me a stun. Give me a stun.
Give me a stun. Yes. Please give me a knockout right here. Please please please please please please please please.
Round four bitch. Round four. You fucking pussy old bitch.
Thunderbolt.
Yes.
Why does my wife have fucking thunder?
That's okay, it's okay, it's off-type.
It won't kill me.
Yes!
Woo!
Get out of my face!
And eat my fucking ass!
Drop that thunder ball.
Okay, he takes double edge damage.
He's a new vacu.
Did we send this?
Fucking body slamming one time for the one time.
Smack around me and cheese.
Oh, rocks lie this fucking piece of shit.
Okay, do I take the life orb and put it on my torus to do more damage?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
You paralyzed. You paralyzed. You can't move. You can't move. You can't move. You can't move.
Move!
Funder! Funder!
We're watching episodes of Nothing News.
This is pretty sad for him!
The fuck was that?
The fuck are we talking about?
90% accuracy, he's got 9% health.
I think I just go with the body slim, even though it's half effective.
Because it won't miss.
Yes.
Always correct. Always correct. Rock slide we go for the wind right here. How is he faster than a Toro's? Never in the world.
Okay, we have the lock in. I've never seen a couple tops. I've never seen a couple of tops.
The thunder can do this shit right now.
that he messed he fucking messed
Please, pardon me.
My God, I do know fucking damage!
Kissin is mouth. Kill him on this turn and we have a chance.
Nooo, he's...
Kissin is fucking mouth, baby.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Please please please please please please
No, no, no, no, oh my god. He missed again pissing his mouth pissing his fucking mouth. Oh, I'm
Kali baby
Okay
Choice Band, which choice scarf.
What does Choice Band do?
Choice Band makes physical attacks stronger, right?
Oh, my god. Just live and drop this on him. Please please this has got to be a one-hit
kale. It's thunder on a bird.
Never have I suffered like this never have I suffered like this in my life. Why are you like this?
Oh my cow!
I need to
Um, we're gonna go with the body slam because I know it'll kill. I know. Great.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. The rock slide. The rock.
Earthquake. Earthquake. Do it.
I know this isn't effective, but I'm hoping the next Pokemon is week-to-ice.
What is this?
It's super effective!
Please!
One time!
Okay.
Okay, these are all juiced Pokemon.
Do we take this and replace our Lapras?
What the fuck is this?
Or do we just stay with the method?
The arc, H9? No, no, no, no.
Now we're going to stay, we're going to stay, we're going to stay, we're going to stay.
This is a terrible matchup that we have to switch out of.
What the fuck is that?
My, I need you to piss in it's mouth, I need you to piss in it's fucking mouth and kill this thing.
Oh my god, please, Mr. Mine, Mr. Mine. Now is your time.
Now is your...
Oh my god, it's got fucking...
Oh my god, Lapras went first. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my God!
Do we give it the Rocky helm?
Do we give it the Rocky helm?
I don't think we do.
I don't think we can keep the leftovers.
We keep the leftovers.
Okay. Okay. Fairy type is weak to what? Fairy type is weak to what? Still, poison and
dark I don't have any of that. I don't think she'll have a fire move. We're going to ice
beam.
toxic toxic doesn't do damage though it it'll poison it but I don't think that'll
poison doesn't do extra damage
to a fairy type does it?
Yeah, I think I think you guys are off base.
I think you guys are off base.
I love you, but I think you're off base.
Leftovers.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
They went first. That's her.
Okay, we're all right. We're all right.
We're all right. We're all right.
Because Taurus will go first.
I mean, we'll kill with this body slam right here.
Because there's a God.
got the
body slam at
all we got the
mind, I need you to piss, piss in its mouth.
What the stop are we?
Yeah, that's great and leftovers and leftovers survive this one time.
Not great Hank, not great.
Please, stun, kill, do something, please, yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Oh my fucking, what the fuck am I looking at?
He's gonna be faster.
He's gonna get his move off.
Wait, I'm faster!
Well, please just live.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, 12's.
No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, there's...
Listen is fucking mouth.
It's a heads up.
It's a heads up for the win.
And it's super effective.
Listen is mouth!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Listen is mouth!
Let's go!
No loot for being the backup battle factory.
Okay, I'm going to tell you right now, Mr. Mind is going on my team.
Mr. Mime is going on my team for the tournament.
He's going to piss him out.
Oh my god dude, I honestly feel like crying.
That took like five hours.
Toro's carried you.
I'm not well-gued.
Toro's?
Okay, it was actually the perfect team.
Because Lapras gave us a tank opener where we could kind of like figure out what was
going on, Toro's would always be the clean up, and then Mr.
Mime was so good at the end.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, bro.
All right, let's let's go back. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, shiny gobble mong.
Um, alright, let's, let's roll around on my nine tails and see if we can't find anything.
Oh, my fucking god dude.
Chat, that was incredible.
That was incredible. Oh, my god dude.
That was high level fucking streaming dude.
Whole fucking leak cow
Read do I have balls? Okay, I got some ultra balls great. You can go grab some ultra balls after this
guys, thank you by the way. Thank you by the way. Some of you really had, some of you
were really holding me down with some good decisions there. I cannot believe I'd be the
legendaries at the end. Dude, the top lay lay, match up at the end against Mr. Mime was like
fucking crazy. Did you actually get nothing? I actually got nothing. I actually got no loot for beating that.
Which makes me want to talk to even be like, there's no way that this is intentional, right? You got to get
said, because I think I'm the first, I think I'm the first person to beat the high, high tier one.
I think people would be in the loathe tier one. I think I'm the first person to beat the high tier one.
We're just looking for a shiny right now, we could probably go even faster on my crockin' out, dude, my crockin' all peat this, this is actually so hype. Watch how he swims.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
Come on, give me a shiny, you know?
Bro, I cannot believe I won the battle latter.
I am so fucking pumped.
I don't think anybody else is playing right now.
Is anybody else playing right now?
I mean, there are people on, but
I think everybody that's on is like locked in.
Okay, can I get these?
Oh, oops.
Oh, okay.
Okay, bro, can thank you, big bro.
Let's go swimming.
I think surfing is by far the fastest mode of transportation in the game.
It's silly fast.
Are we looking for a shiny?
Apparently there's a shiny moon, but I've never had any luck with these.
I might rebuild my base, too.
It did.
I might rebuild my base tonight.
I know that's not sexy or exciting, but my base is just like not efficient enough.
Also, all my loot is just chaos.
I think that's going to be so much work, well shiny show up on the map, no, but they'll
making noise. They'll go, you'll hear like a little, I'm not gonna lie. The odds of
you catching a shiny air fucking butt in cheeks. I'm just, I need a little cool down from
that, that battle latter. But there is a shiny moon right now. I think I am just going
to build a house, um, hold on.
You know what I can do is just cannibalize the castle and take some parts from it and make my own little tiny castle next to.
Any castle next to it.
Tina responded.
one of the wash
a adjacent the diamond and he'd see there but it would go crazy
yeah I mean I think it would be
peanut
one second peanut
where's the voice
Okay, Peter talk again, saying.
Much better.
Peter, oh my god, have you beaten the heights here, battle arena yet?
Peter, you have to do it, dude.
You have to do it.
Guess what, Lou, I got.
Dick from a butt.
I, five hours, Peter, five hours, it took me to beat the high to your battle tower.
No loot.
Like literally, you get nothing.
Like I mean, when I mean dick from a butt, like I would have taken dick from a butt.
I didn't get anything.
It hurt me, Peter.
Literal five hours, Peter.
Literal five hours.
Now we're going to catch this shark.
What are you working on Peter?
Oh my god dude, what?
You want to borrow some money, but you're...
trying to catch a sharpie all right now, but he's basically telling me to go
I'll float myself.
The battle was fled. Why was the battle fled?
Okay, I'm not going to catch this thing.
Catching Pokemon in water is almost impossible, by the way, yeah, I mean, I think I need to make a new base because I have so much loot that it's like literally overflowing
Do you need rare candy, by the way, oh, I was saying I think I might rebuild my base has my loot my loot is like overflowing
I just have shit in boxes, what are you going to do for a while now?
I don't even know what that means.
probably.
Also, do you need rare candy, I have like over 200.
You
I'm going to need, how later are you going to play?
I'm going to need some friendship at 1230.
I need to be doing something with someone or I'll lose my mind.
Yes.
Yes, Pinier.
Okay, okay, okay, I have infinite stuff.
I think what I need to do is build this platform out because I love the Tree Power
Let's do this. Let's put all of this shits in here for now. I need a shovel is what I need.
to
raise your mom's levels low cap rose to be honest there's
no reason to do that right now other than like vanity if that makes any sense
Um, like I, not even for dungeons, no, not really. I'll be honest, like, I can raise my Pokemon's level in like 30 seconds because I have all the rare candies of all time.
Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to grab a bunch more dirt. I'm going to build my platform out.
I'm going to make like a hundred chests and I'm going to organize shit.
Um, what's up?
Oh, aren't you like a bone meal factory?
Can you grow grass on my platform?
Thanks, though.
All right, guys, this is going to be a mine crafty.
I'm going to work on building my platform for a little bit.
I think it's 1230, I'll be ready to jam.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so here's my thought.
If I like double the size of my platform,
shiny global booster,
This shini booster is a fucking lie.
All the fucking loot is dick from a butt.
I think you just have to craft everything.
You got to pull it out of the earth.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna do a lot of crafting right now.
I'm gonna do a lot of mine crafting right now.
Where are you about to say about diamond jam?
Oh, I think it'd be fun.
I think the interesting thing about like Diamond Jam is from a perspective of how I work out,
other than like the weird kind of military elements of like not being able to drink water
and not sit down, which I think are kind of dumb in my opinion, like they're kind of counterintuitive.
The other philosophies at Diamond Jam are actually how I work out.
I don't really believe in this, like, diminishing returns overload, like, I think you
know when your muscle is exhausted and until that point, you can push it way beyond
most trainers and most fitness experts will tell you, like, if you look at gym programming,
I think a lot of it is too light.
I think a lot of it is too like to actually have significant gains.
Um, like I have been growing like an absolute freak of nature recently and these last
two months and it's because my programming is, is fucking absurd.
It's dumb.
Like there's so many things that I do that other people would tell you to never do
in the gym and I've, I've, I've actually, this is going to sound so fucking
colt leader and dumb, but I've actually developed a new way of doing the first set of
every workout that I think has like changed the way that I work out fundamentally. And
everyone that I've taught it to has benefited from it. So I might actually publish it at some point,
but I want to do more to see if it actually works. That's true, but I think it's to minimize injury.
Honestly, yeah, but at the same time, like they still have deadlifts, which I just don't think deadlifting more than once a month is actually a good exercise for you, and I also don't think you should be doing progressive failure with deadlifts.
I think the deadlift is something you should do at like a medium comfortable weight.
And you do it kind of like as a compound lift to like maintain strength in in compound
areas without constantly trying to max it out.
These are the everybody I know that I've consistently done deadlifts have gotten hurt
doing deadlifts.
Do you take any, uh, creating?
Yes, creating is God like it's like the only supplement that actually works.
actually works.
Add me to the deadlift injury group. Yes, I think there's a lot of misinformation about how different was your gym approach when you were training for boxing?
Literally 100% different.
a, a, a could not have been more different. My boxing, my boxing workout, basically my
biceps were too big and they were too tight. So like, I was hurting myself when I was throwing
jabs because my biceps were too big. And if the same thing that happened to Hundar,
it's why Hundar is bicep tour in his fight with myth, is because his biceps were too big and
to type from normal weight training. So the workouts I was doing were like so endurance
focused. Like I was jumping for like 20, 30 minutes every day aside from like insane
sparring and running and like crazy resistance band workouts. It was nuts. Also my diet was so
dialed in. It was ridiculous.
Hunter seemed like a super chill dude. Yeah definitely. So my new thing that I've been doing with my
first set and I don't know if this is totally fucking like placebo effect but my
new set is no longer a warm-up set. I'm not looking to warm-up anymore. Nor do I
have a number of reps that I'm looking for. Nor do I have a set weight that I
use. My first set can actually be like three or four sets, but what I am doing with the majority
of my muscle groups on the first set now is I'm looking for what I call a perfect squeeze,
where I'm basically like if I'm doing my chest, I'm like adjusting the weight and I'm adjusting
the range of motion until I lock in one rep where I can feel the muscle as tight as I've ever
had it, like a perfect tightness, a perfect flex and then I basically hold that flex for as long
as I can and I try and get like it almost gives me like a pump on the first set. After that
On days where I do that, I'm trying to like do progressive failure with heavy weights,
and I'm trying to recruit that feeling with every rep that I do. I'm trying to get that same
perfect squeeze, and I know I've already said it, it might be placebo, but since I've started
doing it. My PRs in every lift have gone like bananas, like,
like, putting it like insane. Like I, I squatted for the first time,
350 cents. I ripped my knee apart, and it was like, it was like lifting a
toothpick. It was, it was crazy. My bench is up near 300 again, like,
It feels really silly.
So I'm going to keep going with it and see just how I feel.
Now I've watched enough Jeff and Nippard videos to know what you're talking about, you're right.
Yeah, it's interesting because I've never heard it expressed the way that I have it in my head now, if that makes any sense.
like this, this just complete, okay, I just can't land on the platform.
This complete ignoring of like, okay, don't focus on how many reps you're doing,
don't focus on the weight, don't focus on how many sets it takes you to warm up.
Just focus on that one, ultra-specific thing, which is perfect squeeze.
And get that perfect squeeze, find that perfect squeeze, maximize that feeling, and then from there, like you work out.
Anyway, give it a try and tell me what you think.
Alright, it's time to build a voice.
We'll take one or two rest days a week. I'll be honest. I usually take one, and it's not because I think it's efficient. I just can't not get back to the gym. I'm that horny for gym work, which is kind of shameful.
Okay, I got to do something real quick.
Now it should flow down there, right, and it should stop pouring over this, or maybe
I have to do this.
Okay, fixed.
Great.
Oh.
Neffle Neffle Neffle.
So what's the purpose of building with your Pokemon, building with my Pokemon, what do you mean?
You mean like what's the point of building in a Pokemon game?
I'm just making my base right now, so I can like store all my stuff.
Also, I'm strangely neurodivergent when it comes to Minecraft,
which is something I've realized about myself,
where I really like a certain like look and feel to my base.
It just makes me happier.
Like a lot of these motherfuckers will just throw
Just in a cave and that's it and I can't do that. I have to have like a
Frank Lloyd Wright house or else I just feel ugly.
But I'm going to get three four. It's right there. It's a, I love the tree for it. And I'm going to keep the tree for it.
Ultimately, I need more apricot trees and I need just like a space that's going to be more organized.
I'm going to make like a really nice like shed basically and I'll like the tree house will be totally aesthetic.
Well, if you tried and shot it, isn't shrouded be a game that old school landscape made?
No.
Okay, I have made a spawning platform, which is kind of cool.
I need a Polka Nav.
you
This is pretty big.
I think the next thing I'm going to do is go down.
line and we'll call it. And then I think the next thing I'm going to do is go down and
ravage that castle. I still have a lot of dirt. We might as well take some more time here.
Okay, I know what I want to do.
Okay, this is what I want to do.
I want to.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bike.
I'd like to ride it where I like
I'd like to ride it where I like
You say black, I say white
Do we need more water to make it go?
Yep, okay. Bucket.
If I put more water here, it will go, right?
2x2 infinite water source. Right, right, right. I know how to do this. It's boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What is happening?
And then I put them in there, right? That's a 1 by 1. Right, right, right, right, right.
Right. Right. Right.
And then I put that there.
And then I put that there and now it's infinite great.
You
I want some fish.
I'm like, I'm fucking on even it looks.
Go.
Now we basically are going to rip this down to the studs and build whatever we want.
What does your goal just to make something pretty?
I have like a bunch of fucking, um,
what should we call it? Boxes in it.
So that I can, like, have a nice little place to hang my head.
It's need for our Pchat now. I'm going to be honest. I'm kind of just letting my autism take over.
God take the wheel.
You can jump that.
Yeah, we're going to go down to that throne room and we're going to just take everything basically.
That's that's my pitch.
I meet up with Peter, yeah, this is.
The fuck is that?
Why is there just wool in the walls?
What might be?
texture, I mean, Lord, take the wheel, give me the quartz, I know bro bitch.
Just drop it in my inventory, please.
I think I just build this.
This is very frankloid, right?
Like a bunch of stairs, I like that.
my god the cello all-flight coloring
it's even got a watermark
What the?
The fuck is going on there?
Do you logs, bitch?
What is happening?
Tree-cutting mod, okay, great.
Just give me the loot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh, he's your red blocks.
Oh, I'm demaxing.
I'm maxing my day.
I'm not picking up looting anymore, oh.
There's no need for carpet, you're crazy, there's always a need for carpet.
Okay, here we go, now we can build something.
but I really hearts hope some like legendary and rare Pokemon starts spawning because I think she
wow that's a big platform
got a bit of flying
all right now it's time to do that
Okay.
Oh, Caroline Kwan. Speaking of him, I'm saying. Okay, um, if I want to build a
Frank Lloyd right house, it's, they do, the ass, they do it like this. Get out of here.
Thank you so much for the raid, Caroline Kwan. I appreciate you.
Yeah, that's some Frank Lloyd right-type shit.
Type shit.
Type shit, daddy.
Type D. Type D for D. Then I line those up, I did.
Give one, jump one.
Yes, I am the dead master.
All those will see the power of my day.
Oh my God, welcome.
They fear my day.
have you ever been afraid of a man's day
what is happening to me
streaming is made me a bad person
Okay, type shit, I actually, on God, love it.
Do I have enough stairs to do the other side? I do.
Shinkies!
Okay.
I just threw my pickaxe. I'm washed.
Yeah, let's do the other, so my shed only needs to be like this big.
My shed only needs to be like this big.
And it was, how many up?
One, two, three, four.
Okay. One, two, three, four, one, two, three, one, two.
What?
Since when?
Since when?
One, two, three, four.
We can't do that.
1
1
1
1
1
Sucking on the D.
Nope.
Nope.
Shift to dismount. What in the... Wait, what happened to my stairs? Am I out of stairs?
Impossible. Oh, actually this works out perfectly. Actually this works out perfectly.
That was God trying to tell me something.
that was not what I was trying to
type shits, a little texture.
I never hurt nobody, not I'm saying.
No, never, never this.
I hope to see you go.
Whatever.
Um...
All right.
this is regalist shit by out of carpet already
go
It's all so many materials, but I wrap.
It's going to be brutalist.
How did I not have enough of this?
What did I not have enough supplies? I'm so mad!
Oh, oh, you know what?
I'm overthinking this. I really am.
I'm doing dumb things.
I'm doing dumb things. I don't know why.
I don't know why I'm so stupid.
you
I say I'm building a small structure and then I build a fucking mega structure, the ambition,
the greed.
It's sickening, really.
No, I need this side, what am I doing?
Okay, perfect.
My green.
I was so blind.
Okay, actually the plan just came into my mind.
And now it makes sense.
Higher tier raid spawns available.
Season one of Rick and Morty.
I don't know how you just pulled that.
That is absolutely the most insane pull of a lifetime.
My greed, I was so bland.
Okay, now, or Billy Botsex, wait, wait, we might have, we might have chopped this
but hold on.
and
the
also hate these bricks get these the fuck out of here i don't know what are deco fucking
nightmare i was looking for here
Okay, we are close.
We are close now.
I've almost fixed it.
Okay. I've almost fixed it, gang. Give me a moment. Okay. Now, fixable. Starting.
Yep!
The Champus!
Fucking cozy!
Did I'm so fucking back?
I did not like what I was doing, and then I just locked in and said, hey, you're
Well, enough, aesthetically, you're a god.
Figure this shit out.
Hmm, slam, debt, debt, debt.
Yes, very much, yes, very much this is yes now.
Roofing materials.
Is there a way to what in the fucking Zoynkis?
But how does one, okay, in that one spot, I understand now.
Oh!
What? Oh my god!
May I go up, please?
May I go up?
May I go up, please?
We're in a public server, I wonder if...
Wow!
Who are you, friend?
I'll take your junk.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, what is this?
What?
Chorus through.
What is it?
What is it, man?
Oh.
Here, take all the DMs you need!
I'm a man of the people!
All of the TM's are yours!
Oh my gosh, yes!
It's me.
Wait, did anybody else leave?
Am I really? Oh.
Oh.
Why would I want to leave?
It's wonderful here.
Yeah.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I'm live quickly, do your slurs, dear list.
Yes, yes.
Goodbye, everybody.
Yeah, take this help with me.
Quick name.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow!
Yes!
All right, are you taking the selfie?
All right, everybody, smile and say, fuck guys, fuck guys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Oh man, he's a my people.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was incredible.
And now back here, this world sucks compared to the other world.
That was awesome.
That was so funny, dude.
What?
That was amazing.
Nope, I don't even know how that happened.
We were just all the sudden they no pun.
That was so funny.
But I might be a Minecraft had now.
Did the energy was electric?
They had that was so funny.
That was just, I was literally maximum neurodivergent, just moving pixels and I was
all of a sudden just embodied with such positive energy, holy smokes, I'm grabbing a drink
while I draw on and I'll be right back.
you
you
You
You
Hey!
Hail Pymun!
Hail Pymun!
Hail Pymun!
Hail Pymun OSHIT!
I don't know about this roof though. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know about this roof and I think it needs to be one taller. Don't you?
glass roof. Oh my god you're making me buck hard right now.
How could you say something so slutty and yet so hot?
No, this is what have I done?
That kind of looks bloody, no, that kind of looks fucking kind.
God, that looks Kanti, Kanti Sama, and then do we have enough to go one more level?
This one goes to 11.
Fuck you, I knew him!
Dirt.
It's Peter on.
Nice, Kanti, Kanti, Kanti, Kanti, Kanti, welcome back, grunti, Kanti, Benjo, Kusui on that thing.
I'll banjo Kusui on that dig.
Yes.
This is the way to cure male loneliness.
8, 2, 1.
Yes.
Yep.
Welcome to the Fuck House.
Oh, my God.
Peanut, I need glass, peanut, I need a lot of glass.
I just need a lot of glass, bud.
You
plan comes together, guys.
All right, my ultra ball.
All right, my ultra ball factory is now running.
All right, my ultra ball factory is now operational.
Peter, when do you want to play this game with me?
You don't tell me what's going on any more, but you don't, you don't love me, you don't
love me.
Fucking bitch, you fucking love me.
You don't lie, you're the blame to be at all!
Remember who you need, grind peanut?
I need getting a little peanut!
The little was alive peanut!
Okay, I think we should make a bunch of balls and go on to catch a polusa.
Fucking boamy. Yeah, I need grass up here. I'm I had to fix the aesthetic of my base. It was drive me crazy
Roughly 100 roughly 100
That's Andrea good to me.
What is that? What's the shadow realm?
No, I also got booted into the public server, but Piner, they embraced me as a king.
a king. I almost didn't want to come back. They took selfies with me. We all had, we all
started parrying. It was crazy, Pierre. They were like, well, not for a huge fan of yours.
I got on the plate and not coming back at all. They were, show me, but, ah, sorry, Peter,
or someone just woke up on me, I got to hurry back.
I was in a group!
You can't just sneak up on a man like that!
Damn, I think you need to come with me.
Go to my new building earlier.
I'm in my masturbatorium.
The fuck did you decide to be a little shit?
It's not day-to-day design, Sam.
You live in a fucking cave, bitch?
I've seen how you live.
Don't talk about my skin and maybe I'm designed.
I put some effort into the way my island looks.
I have a tree house.
Oh, good for you.
Good for bully, bully Timmy.
Come to New Zealand.
Where do you want Sam?
Sam? Sam!
Sam!
You never used to play the game together, so now.
I mean, really play the game.
I mean, really play the game together.
Once the last time, we really played the game together, so...
Sam, can I ask you a favor? You're good at mine-trash-related query.
How do I make science so I can label these boxes?
Sam, I live in a treehouse.
Okay, you know what?
Let me cut a fucking, let me do this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Half my tree house, date fall apart, and no one did anything, that helped me.
I don't have a big fix, six.
It's a, take the, it's up, take the vines, everything is very aesthetic.
It's a static Sam, you live in a, you live in a hole.
Oh, I bet it does. I bet it. Oh, it's a feature, not a glitch in your fucking cave, water,
Yes.
Six.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sam.
We're going to be working on tonight.
That sounds pretty good.
What happened?
I think you're losing your mind.
No, no, no, I'm chilling.
I'm just making all the crates over here.
And I'm going to organize my loops once and for good.
And then I need to enlarge my boxes somehow, apparently.
Bye!
Fuck you!
3. I'm free. Now, signs. What? Wait, what? Okay, if we do here, yes, okay, so this
This is Balls.
This is Maths.
This is Pokey items.
This is Tools.
This is Maths.
to miss.
Oh, low peanut.
Welcome to my Scandinavian architecture.
Do you like it? Oh, you're in a group hold on.
Hello, Peter. Do you like the Scandinavian architecture looking? Right now.
It's pretty delicious, isn't it?
Hi there, what's this in this call?
Hello, how are you guys doing?
I'm finishing my Scandinavian architecture slash tree house base.
Oh, sh, Peter keeps baiting me to her,
I'm not leaving.
I'm sorry, guys.
I hope you come see it someday soon.
It's very beautiful.
I hope your poogie experience is going well tonight.
Thank you.
You keep baiting me into voice groups and then leaving, Peter, that's, yes, look it, look at what I'm doing here. I'm maxing, no, look it, it's just all boxes. It's all boxes. This is a shed.
Yes, they're all stairs.
Yes.
Oh, okay. I'll take a gift.
This is kind of big vibes.com slash big boners.
Can I build a little walk play?
Like a shrubbery?
The shrubbery!
Meal to me!
Ah, you, that have no shrubbery!
I'm going to make this ball slash TM's.
I think that's a good use of space.
Oh, yes, a shirebbery, Wilkins.
Oh, oh, oh, yes, okay, and then Pokeitems, that's Pokeitems, that's Pokeitems, that's
That's a pokey item.
That's a pokey item.
Okay, I'm gonna need another box.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Peter, there's a raid on me right now.
There's a raid on me right now.
Peter, we need to come back with three Pokemon right now.
Tell me, no, you got another town, Peter, a slash spot. God dammit.
Hey, Peter! Hey, Peter!
Pick three, so I'm Pokemon. And then back.
We need technical versity.
I'll bring water, I'll bring out a little bit of water.
We'll bring the water, I'll bring it out, we'll bring it out.
It brings three, so I'll just be there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll bring water. I'll bring flying up in center. Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Shit!
Go, Peter!
Go, Peter!
I think we have to drop all of our items, right?
We have to drop all of our items,
we'll do collapses it.
He didn't add me to a group.
He didn't add me to his group.
I'm not sad, I'm not sad, did you get an invite?
I did not get an invite, please, in general.
I'm an old man, but I did not get an invite at all.
It hurts, it hurts, it really does.
Hello, Pinyan.
What was that even name, Pinyan?
I never, well, I never even had the opportunity, Pinyan.
So did you get that program?
Did you join your team?
I was traveling between worlds being in, and I got here and you were gone, it's okay
It's a delkoo.
First teams.
This is going to be so beautiful when I get it all done.
Um, we'll put one of these in the mats.
Mattsbox for dirt, keep that just in case.
Oh, a lightning rod.
Sure.
Oh, fuck I almost felt my death.
Oh yeah, they're big, man. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna, um,
pinnames gonna work on something over here, hey, let me just, let me just get this set up.
See what's going on here?
This is a nice decorative look.
What do you think, Peter?
Mmm.
Nice little bad for Timmy?
Well, you know, it's probably gonna be pretty cold. You gotta fire a tape Pokemon just throw them up here.
Just throw them up here, Peter.
Got your reader? Yeah, they go, oh yeah.
Come snuggle daddy.
Come give me that sweet snuggle a bit.
I'm ready for the big white baby!
All right, do what you want to do now, Peter?
Now, I'm being dramatic, it's fine.
You need any really candy I got a bunch.
Dude, my organ is it. I'm only through one box. This is crazy.
This is absolutely fucking crazy my mats.
whole dude this is my ear my friends finally came back
It got it, mama!
Yeah, I got it!
Why, I-
That's so cool.
Peter, can we have glass so we can build a wall here?
Hey Sam, look at all my items that I already have here.
Like, start opening these up. Look at how many things I have. I've been collecting.
It's a lot of, okay, Sam, I'm through two boxes, just let me.
Yeah, I wouldn't even thought you, if you,
If you...
And that's how fast an unintended child can do.
That's a good lesson for both of you soon to be parents.
You
that one block I broke is going to come back to hot me isn't it
That one block I broke is gonna fucking.
Okay, real, real, this structure is, I mean, this is sick.
This is fucking sickening.
This is sickening.
The grass is growing.
The grass is growing.
The animals are returning.
Okay, my base is fucking sickening, like actually discussing the most beautiful thing I've ever beheld in my entire life.
Yeah!
Dude, look at how many items is actually crazy.
I've made my way through like an eighth of my stuff.
That's crazy.
And there, eh?
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my Scandinavian design, Jesus!
Can't put these in there.
Oh, do you guys have me falling from their perspective?
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
No, that's your clip fart.
This beast is honestly sickening.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
all the time, King, all the time. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
Okay. Okay, now I can fucking throw some shit out and move more stuff.
Oh my god, dude, I'm so organized! Can you feel it?
I can feel it. You're fucking feel how fucking organized I am. It's making me sick.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
The organization, it's fucking happening.
Oh dear dear dear God.
Oh dear dear sweet fucking man,
Oh my god, carpet. Oh my god. Oh my, oh my blessings. Can't wait. Is it possible? Is it?
There's no way that I can do this is there.
What the fuck are you doing? What if I start?
Here and then.
Okay, whatever, ebias.
Fucking ebias, Sally.
Suck it.
Oh my god, it's absolutely sickening, disgusting, gross, amazing, the greatest base I've ever seen.
Yikes.
Put in there, put something nasty like armor.
Oh, sickening.
Oh, sickening.
We'll put some of my stickers.
Oh, gross.
Gross. Fucking gross. Ew. Oh my god. Oh my god. The aesthetic is flowing through my fucking body. I'm
Geiser income.
It really is easy for a man like me to be, okay, you know what I should do? I should keep these diamonds. That's a good resource and I should make a diamond shovel as well.
Oh, wait!
Disgusting, it got...
God is dead, and I...
Rule now.
Two...
Sickening...
Sickening...
Sickening...
Wait, what?
Fixed the audio for what the brand-only Mulligan episode?
Tell me the audio wasn't fucked up for Brendan. Tell me tell me
Ladies episode was broken you're talking about the brand-lee Mulligan episode is that what you're talking about?
Tell me that's not what you're talking about.
I'm gonna crash out.
Oh, I'm gonna fucking crash out, man.
I'm gonna crash out.
How long was it broken for?
a few hours.
Wait, the bread and le mulligan isn't even up yet.
Oh, it's on the pastry on? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, all right,
All right, okay, that I feel so much better.
Holy fuck, I feel so much better.
I was actually about to lose it.
Okay, the reason I was buggin' is because that's like
one of our biggest episodes ever,
and so much work went into getting him on.
And if you know anything about YouTube,
if the episode is chalked for the first few hours of the post,
it basically tanks its impressions.
Like, it's a whole different ballgame.
So I was literally about to lose all sense of sanity.
Okay, this song is, I don't even know what the song is, it's amazing.
Can someone...
Sickening.
Okay.
I have to use my brain and I have to blast through here.
Poke items.
I got a bribe so many fucking hokey items.
Okay.
I'm sorry guys, this is going to be so satisfying when it is done.
And this is done.
It's going to be very satisfying.
But until I'm going to take all the basically leveling up,
come and put it in the same band or snatch.
Great.
Regain chat.
God in it. Fucking heaven.
Yo, I have so much shit.
Okay, honeycomb is actually very useful.
Put those in the tools, extra tools, extra tools,
put that, put these all in tools, take those,
Sickening?
Great.
Oh my god, I fucking do that.
Oh my god, I did it guys.
Done.
Done.
It's so aesthetically pleasing, thank you, I'm glad someone fucking said it.
Okay.
How key items.
Nope.
Wrong container.
That's no, all the teams. Great.
That's a pap out.
I'll get...
Misk.
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
Okay, then...
Balls and TMs.
I don't know what's done. Almost done. Almost done.
Huh?
Huh?
Now you guys see why I fucking had to organize this.
It was out of control.
It was out of control.
I could no longer play.
I had just been fucking...
Gorilla Looting.
And...
Could somebody come by and steal yourself if they want?
it's a pose but they'd be a real piece of shit and they probably get thrown off the server.
Oh my god look at my fucking TM's I have.
This is...
CRAZY!
I'm so sorry guys, I'm so sorry this is taking so fucking long.
There is something very satisfying about it though.
I wish I could be this organizing real life.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
What's stopping you?
items don't move this neatly. I don't have boxes like this.
Okay, Matt's that's a mat. That's a mat. That's a mat. That's a mat. That's a mat. That's a mat. That's a mat.
Okay, Pokey items. Okay, let's put the cards in MISC.
This goes in poke items, balls, play with their balls.
Bro, look at how many fucking watch them will call it coins, I have relic coins.
Oh, the fucking Boogie Dax. I actually should keep that on me! Fuck, yes!
Nope, wrong place.
all
all
all
all
What the fuck was that?
What an ender ball does?
Put that away.
Dangerous.
who never write
I'm so I don't know if I've ever been so proud of something
Thank you.
Thank you.
What? The puzzle I got stolen. What does that mean?
Twenty-four-hour tag?
What about, oh, being a...
Get up!
Yeah, it's P&M.
Okay with that, I'm proud of what I've done here.
Just go through those boxes.
I mean look at this island, Pina.
Look at this fucking island I made.
And I'm fully organized, no extraneous loot in my bag.
Now you want to go get pig, man.
Yeah, if I want to do it, look at all the TM's I have, by the way.
That's what I'm most proud of.
Yeah, right, that's fucking crazy.
Competitively, that's gonna be a game changer.
Yeah, peanut.
Yeah, peanut, that's five hours of the battle tower,
just collecting tms.
I'm saying, there's a method to my madness, peanut.
Take me, babe.
Zero-Gly.
Zero-Gly!
I
get balls, I have a hundred, well, I want to get a little bit, how do I get a little
sneaky from a lick of tongue.
What the?
I'm wanted to be me some Mickey, didn't he?
Yeah, I got a bug about him.
Have you served yet?
Did you check out here, Rhettum?
Watch how fast this program is.
If you got, if you want to go try and maybe get a entertaining, we got to find warm,
oh, that's pretty good one.
Watch out, fast my total dial is though.
It's dumb.
Yeah, I can breach on it.
Kind of cool.
It's like a wave runner.
You got to drive it down low and then ride it back up hard and it'll breach the water.
Go for a peeing.
You can definitely get a peeing.
Press down on your yoke.
Yeah, it's peanut.
I'm bad to go to peanut.
It's awesome.
Let's wrap in here.
Let's get back to work.
Oh, Mr. wobbles, what's up, King?
Peanut!
I'll just stream.
I got to catch these mong.
It's time to game guy back, he is.
You know what, I should get a bunch of these flowers for my base too. I mean
Nice
Where'd peanut go?
I don't even know what I'm looking for, or a retata
classic, she's getting the ball, he's trying to get him back, he's already going to
Explore something back to the show I
I know we're just exploring and catching right?
Nice, that's for a man
You dropped your pick you at oh wait, I jump
I dropped my big guys
Wait, you're a 400-pugmon Peter?
I have like 30. With the fuck?
I can't find my pickaxe, why do I fuck?
I hate that you can just throw your tools so easily,
where is it?
Where did I throw it?
Stop person queue, it's right next to W guys.
I have big ass fingers.
Down the ledge, F3 plus B.
What? Oh my god, this is fucking game changer. Where's my fucking pickaxe?
Where is it?
I don't see it anywhere.
Fuck.
Oh, these are some rare morn over here.
Well, where are you?
23.
Why you gotta be like that.
Just in my pickaxe and I made me kind of sad.
Now, I did diamond, but I'm not sure if I can do it.
Now I did diamond, but that's a big deal for me.
Nice.
So, what are you gonna do with all your money?
Oh, God, I'm getting hit.
Do you want to meet up first?
first. I'm right back at the portal. The portal that we came in on is Amazon to one.
you. Do you have the big bag yet? Oh shit, this Pokemon is a level 46. Wait a
the low cap just went up I want this milk tank
alright buddy
yeah yeah that one's it
I'm coming.
I was in the name of it.
Renemow key.
Do we have any rare biomes, peanut?
Where am I going to get on you?
What the fuck?
Shift click with an empty hand, right?
it.
Scaring.
We're kind of looking for that one like
land's desert region has a bunch of crazy shit. Including a fucking
Kangus Khan is the one I really want. I don't know, I think you can catch it
outside as far as I'm. Do you have a puggy nap? I'm taking a butt.
of
a
looking
doesn't look to be
I don't know
I got to be
You
This is Christ, Pina, where are we?
Jesus Christ, being here where are we?
Dick in the butt.
Oh, dig in the butt, Island.
Oh, Kramer out would be big.
Actually a juicer.
Yo, bitch!
Look, why are you mugging on me?
Or getting bitch?
You
All right, we got to get it's health on a little bit lower.
All right, yeah, one of those peanuts.
Whatever.
Brother, you have no health, you have negative health, you have negative health.
Level 45.
you're my best to be a peer.
He has 0.1 health and I'm using ultribals and he's just like, I'm not going to be caught today.
0.1% health, come on, what are we doing here?
is an even that cool.
Look at this out!
Zero out of 125!
Uh, okay.
How about we do this?
How about we do this?
This is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be fun.
You're gonna die.
You fucking pieces shit.
Wait, oh, it's bugged.
Okay, I can't remember how it's bugged. She was bad.
Now what?
Yeah, Emma ball, thank you.
I need a free bag, Peter.
Good-bye, Royty.
I'm going to help these dudes in the fucking, getting the ball, yeah, right, no, I'm not
let me go. What? What a fucked up day. We'll play Minecraft, but why we are?
What the fuck is that?
Got him.
Yahoo!
Oh, little fortress head, bitch.
What?
Brow some of these hip boxes are peculiar.
Yes, damn, I'm catching some on, dude.
I'm catching some, hip boxes are in the legs, but that put them on,
Namelessly does not have legs.
Hmm.
Okay.
Where are the Pokemon?
Give me something nice.
You know, give me something nice.
You find something cool for once in my God
for sake and life.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
pencil seeing you here, sexy.
Yes.
Nice nice nice nice nice nice all coming up to me
balls.
First one if you're a bot, oh hell yeah, bro, find those bots up.
I'm not doing this, I'm not doing this with this milk tank, I don't want it enough.
I
didn't
I
didn't
I
didn't
didn't
Why am I needed? What the fuck?
Pena, why can't I use you?
Yeah.
My ex-aggregation is X is 42900
and Z is 484 and I'm in a Savannah, which is a rarevile.
No, I'm just walking around.
But Savannah has a good Pokemon, hopefully we can find a dubious forest, what's here?
Oh my god, Lou, what? Spend so long for his loot.
Oh my god.
So, I'm not.
My low cow is 4, 3, 0, 0 is my x and my z is 4, 8, 4, 9.
And I'm catching a low kick, so I'll be in this exact spot for a while.
1-taps?
All right.
Great.
I'm going to move that.
Nice.
Peter, do you see what I'm going to put down a waypoint?
Okay, there's a waypoint, just called the zoo.
I can't, because I don't have a pickaxe anymore, so I'm going to pick it up.
I'm really tired, accent to death.
It's a biggest dickiest.
Oh, a 10-ounce. Yeah, there's put one I haven't seen before over here.
Oh, I see this guy right here. This little guy.
and
back to the Mars the idea advocate for that I did
the idea that we can do that
Yeah, that was me.
You
I
Oh, come on man
Okay, you want to get your ass beat? You want to get your fucking ass beat?
I don't even care if you're level 50. I'm going to fucking slam your ass.
Oh, God.
You have Gity?
Wow, all right, okay, all right, lead you.
Gettin'
The punchman is fucking head.
That's what I'm talking about in I-Lap.
Get in the ball!
You're done now, son.
All right, I got some rare monies.
You want to continue the pursuit?
What?
They gave you the rare spawn?
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Say word.
I look fucking blind.
4300 by what?
4300 by what?
And then 5300.
All right.
This is where?
Do you get that IVsore?
Let's see if I can...
Ah, no, I just bought the Alchibals.
What? I'm coming Peter.
I'm coming Peter.
I'm coming Peter. I'm coming.
I don't know if I can come.
Can I help you, Peter?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see this strange biome, sparse jungle.
Pinner. Pinner. Pinner, what does the structure look like?
should be on you 43 and then
keep
4,000
oh god
what the fuck
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
It's here.
Hmm.
Do you have a bamboo jungle?
Oh, god.
This is where my favourite Pokemon spawns.
Fucking Urshifu.
I mean, Abe doesn't even let us use cool-man is the thing, we can only use dick from a buttman.
So, I need a pig out here, I can't.
Oh, nice.
It's sure these...
I'm missing out on my annihilate and see what happens.
I think I think my monitor kind of killing them.
A lot of my dead.
Ow!
Don't let me go, Peter. Just keep poison kill you.
Thank you.
I'm on her being horribly slaughtered.
I feel bad about it.
Yeah, little.
Bring some food back with you, T.
Oh man, get where.
Oh man, get up, you.
The nice chest is right down there.
Peanut, we got to kill our way through.
Peanut!
So now your mind's Peter, they fight for you.
I need food, Peter, I'm gonna be a-
And I'm dying, yay!
This place has pee.
Peanut got a tried and you can repair those, can't you?
My graph chads
Let me see, yes
Okay, I put it down
Okay, it's called dick in a buttville.
Happening like fighting each other
All right, I'll get the quick balls to
Oh my god, it was base, maybe wait one thing I wanted to do first
I'm fucking aesthetic, you know?
As there ever been a man,
as swag is this, as fresh as this, as clean as this.
Fuck, I don't even know how to do that.
I'm going to be a good friend.
Give me a minute, Pini.
I'm going to be a good friend.
Tch, am I sad to get me later?
taking a boat bill
how do I make a public
I need global.
And as full diamond armor, how much hell does he have?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Holy!
My god, I don't know all these chests.
What do they fill with?
Dick from a bite?
My god.
Dick is shooting out of my butt.
Oh my god it's fucking trash.
Oh my god, dick from a fucking butt.
Oh my god wow this loot is so...
Fucking rancid.
Oh my, what is- Oh, blunder policy!
Actually, very good. We take those.
That's dude. I'm that excited about a fucking wonder policy. What have they done to the loot?
What have they fucking done? That I'm that excited about a blunder policy. Oh my...
What did we do guys?
the
date they've over to this this is
this is
the
the
bride is loaded like 30 chest and there wasn't anything valuable
way I think zoo I think I see zoo from the full of
the
motion call it
from the gas car
I'm going to catch him.
Wait, where's Zimma Fuga?
Oh, there he is.
There's actually some rare ass morn
in this little, all right, bitch.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
excuse me, Zudmufu, don't you get in the ball?
Alright, now we're fighting.
How we're fucking fighting?
Try a quick ball, I tried like 12.
You have to be in battle?
You have to be in battle for the quit ball to do its thing.
Interesting.
Goddamn, what is his name?
I don't even know.
I got Zubim if you all talks to Croke.
I love toxic rogue.
That's my guy.
What?
Yep.
I mean, we need to, I mean, the IVs are the juicer, you got a fucking juicer, you got one of the original Star Wars, man, that's juicy.
That's so fucking juicy, Peter.
wait what? from hell.
Gums? wait she just gives a T.P.
Oh, we should go back and get the one here, shouldn't we?
or should we leave it up?
I actually people might want this.
Yeah, people might want this shit.
That guy got a new mega.
I don't know if you if he's in the mod yet.
The zoomer full.
The fucking leamer.
Oh, oh, it's lacking.
This is huge trust.
Um, there he is.
All right.
I'm catching all the money that I'm saying.
I'm not here catching them right now. Oh my god, I'm in it.
Just feels good. Whoa.
Then are ZumaFoo? Wait, this is mine?
Pass them, pass them, pass them, Panesian, Panesian?
Ooh, wait, that's rare.
Oh, this is the song I wanted.
Someone choose them, this shit.
Oh, the way you point up right now?
I'm catching more good bear than I'm on the way.
Some fucking shes in this shit. This shit's poppin
Got him. What is this sort of fucking dang huh?
What the
nothing came up on shizam
is it worth it painters at a cool bio
it's not what is it
for fossils we need a brush you need a brush and you got to go from I mean what kind of Pokemon?
Wait, what's it called, though? Oh, what?
I'm either.
Can you make a brush?
Can you ask her why she did that?
Hmm.
Well, what is this?
What song is this?
song is this. Oh wait, wait, I can, I can geolocate it.
Wait, the trackless ends at 50 minutes?
No!
Oh, do the track literally spikes, too.
Wait, what happened?
We can't take away point.
Can she do it, well, I'm not going to go to the front.
I'm going to show us the mix, you're right.
This is called Nokia 7250, Liquid DMB, Jungle Max.
We were, were you going back to you, Pee?
Hotel fever.
I don't.
Beating with the Pee?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll extrude your own.
Okay.
I'm not going to do that.
Talk.
Okay.
My brain is starting to turn into spaghetti string.
What does that mean?
Wait tonight?
Oh, King, or 99, or it's thinking, man?
Here you go, okay.
Wait, you found it?
No, shut the...
That is not it.
Okay, what are we doing here, you're already me Peter, that's it for me.
You're gonna kill me.
Flataboot Pina.
Flataboot Pina.
It's a key.
you
you
The bug, or the witch,
Either one's cool.
you
How far is it, Pean?
Thank you.
Guys, I'm I'm falling apart.
I'm totally non-verbal right now.
I think I'm gonna rate out.
I appreciate you all, but I know when I'm fucking brain dead.
I hope you enjoyed tonight.
It was different soon tomorrow.
We've got enough news for back to our normal stuff.
Woo!
I'm calling it.
I'm fucking...
Absolutely.
Cucket.
Anyway, thank you for joining me.
I hope you had a good time.
I hope you enjoyed.
Um...
I'm gonna send you over to Shai Thambo.
Have a wonderful time with Shai.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Stay dangerous, have a wonderful evening, and good night.