you
It's like rarely this normal temperature. I don't know why like the temperature is always either freezing or really hot
There's that and there's only one more other thing is since it's like your odds like this you could hear literally anything
so like I just be hearing like the birds and fucking squirrels and
Anything outside like they'd be talking like people right outside night. I'll hear I'm gonna show you know like and
Honestly all of our neighbors definitely hear me screaming at this shit all day. I know why
But yeah, that's the only bad thing about the garage really is just the heating and air and shit and then
Sound but other than that bro. It's a live. I'll be sleeping in here and shit like so I need really
like
well
the
Yeah, no, I definitely I definitely need some H H back room. I need some H H back alright
Like I see and I love the garage bro. If I didn't have the garage
I would have never stayed in LA like I would have been back in Chicago, but this garage low-key saved me
And it's the reason I'm literally in LA still because like so much I could afford let's be honest
So yeah, this garage saved me, but the only thing
Low-key bro. I do miss having a bedroom. I'm not gonna lie
I do miss having a bedroom just because you know like what I was saying. I mean
Earlier it's just like I can hear literally everything outside. This isn't even a real wall
That shit ain't no fucking real wall, bro. Like it's not a real wall. I mean shit. There's that.
Also I do, like air mattress is cool and shit, but sometimes I wake up and my neck is way too stiff,
bro. So I do miss sleeping in a normal bed with like a bed frame and everything. And then also
like, yeah, it gets way too hot in here and shit. I'm like a lot. Or cold, you know. So
Like I do miss having a normal bed, but it's like you've got to sacrifice some shit
So I sacrificed having a bedroom to live in the garage. I could say an LA to stream
You know
Just put
Phone board insulation in between this the studs and you should be chilling
Yo, let me get take a HVAC on that shit right now
Let me get tank HVAC on that bitch
Mmm
When we back later, I bet Cardi a card. Yeah, uh, you know, what would I what would I Danny would I do a card in McDonald's last night?
It was fire. Yo trap w cardi cardi
Dorn ash to me McDonald at 6 a.m. After I said corboys corboys corboys corboys
Can you fucking say it's actually that gives me a headache when I say no I said that shit way too many times
That shit was ass, bro
What's good unduplicable
Corboys react to a hundred K. Nah, I don't think they've seen it
But I think I'll see it. I think about that they will see it, but right now they have not seen it
I think when I get the YouTube video up and shit
Then I think they'll probably see it
I need to face adapt to see it if y'all didn't know I used to be a phase adapts mod when
I was in eighth grade I was 14 years old I was like such a big phase adapt fan and like
he would stream like Fortnite and like Warzone and shit and like he was even a streamer
Like it would just be for fun
and
Yeah, I remember this in like 2018 like he was he had like under 50
Viewers in his chat and I was always in there and then he modded me right and then he kind of stopped streaming
I got older, you know, I can't send a twitch chat all day. He blew up again
You know with the new phase and everything and what happened he unmoded me rightfully. So I'm not gonna lie
I was not doing shit as a model
I don't know what the fuck I was doing, bro, but yeah phase adapt did unmod me
You know it's fine because now I'm a streamer and shit everything works out fine, you know
But it's actually crazy browser you have mod rough and it was literally averaging like under 50 viewers
That she was just fucking crazy
If you would have shaken ass they would have seen it
Bro two-minute ad buddy. Yo sub up bro. How you not even subbed bro?
How you not subbed bro? This is why you got ads. Yo, somebody give Geo the boss a sub. He needs a sub. He needs a sub
Yo, someone gift Geo the boss 0 for a sub
Someone give him a sub bro. This is fucked up. This is fucked up, bro. Yo, what's our typo?
W set up in the garage chat cuz you know what it was. You know what actually elevated this room
You don't actually save this room these two lights back here. I never had a remote for the battery so I could never
Change the color of them, but now I can make them red and shit
And I turned this big light off over here. So now it's just a blue and the red light
It looks like that'll see like change the whole aesthetic of the room
Check coming tomorrow or Tuesday LMA. Oh, okay. Definitely gift a geota boss a sub
Danny, you know what when you when you're when you're a gifted in shit
Definitely give the geo wassup
But yeah, how's y'all last Sunday been in shit y'all have any questions about the 100,000 core boys
Because I see was asked I'm never doing that shit again
I'm thinking let me know if you guys is interesting my next challenge. I'm gonna be this is just a thought
You know just a thought what if I flip a prime bottle, okay?
10,000 times and say every 1,000 I have to do like a challenge or some shit
Every 1,000 I do a challenge and I got to flip it 10,000 times
That should probably take me like two days, bro
Oh God, please make us something better that one was boring. What do you think I should do?
I never want to play against Falcon soccer team again. Oh shit, then what happened you losing shit
Wait, you got it like a spring ankle and shit, right?
Oh, how am I, bro?
What's playing the spring ankle and how am I, bro?
Chad, honestly, bro?
Fuck that.
3.5 just to help me sleep.
I do a bitch like Joel M. B.
Yo, Chad, y'all see my new YouTube video on shit?
Look at that thumbnail.
Y'all like that thumbnail on shit?
Yo, good thumbnail or what?
It's fucking focused, I'm asked.
Is that a good thumbnail?
They sleep in the same bed? Wait, what?
Nah, Serge doesn't fit in this bed and shit.
Now sir sir you got the guesser in ship
You going to f s f tomorrow is what's over there in ship
Looking flaring out a cat to Canada and a whole lot. Yo
Cardi bro
Bro already sent you sorry I was too focused on saying poor boys poor boys poor boys poor
boys poor boys chat um what do y'all what do y'all want to see me doing shit in the
garage we're thinking about sending some shit up in the garage by the way check my new
videos you told me to upload he okay but but but I'll tap them in tonight
is it
I did Christmas up there for my phone though yeah
I want brand new Bugatti no show
Jersey Mike was good
what is good bro
Jersey Mike what is good bro
China I actually want to do bro um what's that one website called there hold up
make sure function
what's that one website called we mug oh my oh my gore
What is that what's I called where you mug people and shit?
It's called oh mugger, okay, I run this
All the way I'm gonna try to
Every 10,000 bottle chips in the world's hottest chips how about every 10,000 I just fucking you bitch every time
Should I do that?
Do I want to see that or not?
Nah, I can't.
I said give us some shit.
Hilo, you got bitches?
Yes.
I
Know my fucking camera on here, bro. Whoa, I'm logging I'm logging
Okay bet, okay bet, okay bet. Battle? Okay bet. I'm gonna get 100% win rate and shit.
Yo, we're gonna mog, we're gonna mog. How do I mog this? How do I do this?
Set up your wall to play. What the fuck is this? What the hell do I have to fucking play for this shit?
Alright. How do I fight? How do I fight?
Yo, how do I, how do I play this and shit fight oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's go
go
Wait, I gotta fluff up my hair. It's the only way I'm winning
Wait, I'm taking my shirt off. I'm taking my shirt off. I want to fucking win bro.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let me fluff it up.
No opponent found!
Brother's scared of me, bruh.
That ass.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
what? Wait, how do I have fucking an 8.3? Wait, I have a, what the fuck? Nah, that's
Cab bro, bro it didn't even show me a person bro
Bro what?
All right child we're gonna mark
But what is this bullshit, bro, I'm a fucking mark someone bro. How do I mark?
All right, you're a mug. Hell nah
Wait, what's the other website?
I'm using the wrong website. Oh hell nah bruh. Are you serious?
I'm actually using the wrong website. What's the fucking website bruh?
Dumbass the one Jason and Ron used. Yeah dumbass what the fuck's it called dumbass?
Okay.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
what how the fuck did this kid just mod me bro how the fuck did this kid just mod me
what game bro what nah bro run that shit fucking back bro bro what nah
Nah, nah, that's fucked, bro. Nah, that's fucked.
What?! What?! What?! What?!
Bro, this is fucking rigged, bro.
This is rigged!
This is rigged, cat!
How am I getting mugged bro these guys are sub fives, bro. I'm literally mugging them. This is not real, bro
This is a rigged or some shit like that ass. This is fucking rigged, bro
You know way, bro. This is dead. This is fucking fuck
Oh, what?
Well, this is fucking rigged bro now if I lose again try it's actually right, so we got if I lose again
It's fucking
What?
Chad's fucking rigged!
It's rigged bro!
Oh my god bro how do I keep losing bro?
Get ass!
I'm gonna get you!
Bro dead ass dead ass. Hello fucking my losing bro. Oh
My god, bro, bro, what's check this is actually rigged, bro
Hey, buddy, you're about to get fucking marked to death. All right, you got a deep blow, bro
This is actually rigged this is rigged bro
I'm not this guy again, bro
My good side
Yeah
Yeah, do that shit. I am the real Mogger. I
I am the Mogger. I don't care. I am the Mogger. I am the Mogger.
Dude, I keep getting the same people, bro. Why do I keep getting the same people, bro?
Yeah, why the fuck bro, okay, I'm getting the same three people, bro
Okay, I'm getting the same three people, bro
Like what the fuck I'm dead ass
Chat dead ass. I'm literally getting the same three people, bro. I
Just mod everyone on that side, bro. They did not mark
Care
I
Bro, you got a sandwich
All right, but what I feel like they played a different website when I'm gonna try to go on six I can look up what they played
But I think they paid some different shit
Oh, it's on the logger.
This is it.
This is it bro, this is the real
Was he the martyr? Let's do this
Now I need a fucking profile picture, I need a profile picture.
come on come on what that's it I know actually my fucking shirt up this is
only I'm gonna fucking win only way I'm gonna fucking win this fuck my rank
The only way I'm going to win this is if I fucking take my shirt off, but I swear to God, I swear to God.
I'm not getting mugged again, I don't care.
I'm not getting mugged, chat.
Hey, you're about to get mugged, buddy.
Alright.
Hey, you just got mugged you just come on buddy.
I'm the real Mogger.
I'm the Mogger.
Hey, I'm the Mogger.
Haha.
I am the Mogger.
Wait do I have to squint my eyes? Is that the method and shit?
Wait chat, is this the method?
Is that actually the method and shit?
Sort of bitch right off the line. Hey, what is this? It's Mog Wars, right?
Like you know like Moggers
All right, that's chat what I'm on I'm a mug. I'm on a mug. I want to win a win streak, bro
Come on, bro, I had to, again, I had to, again, I had to, again, I had to, again,
This is rigged bro!
Hey, I'm argue to death.
I'm argue to death.
I'm sorry.
I'm argue to death.
This is fucking rigged.
You lost to a girl?
Chat bro, this is fucking rigged bro.
We're supposed to click start the match bottom right corner you have to click start the match
Because chat she's scary she's only in my world you know
Click start click start
You have to click start
I
Just retarded, bro. This picture retarded, bro
Alright chat, bro. Yo, can you hear me?
John won't murder the fucking doubt somebody a mark I'm looking
I
Come on come on
This is bullshit bruh. This is fucking rigged bruh.
This is fucking rigged. That ass is actually rigged bruh.
Straight rigged. Alright.
Now I want to show them who the real Mawgur is.
I want to show them who the real Magr is.
A new match.
Hell nah, oh hell nah, not a moggin breath
All right chat, I'm gonna win this one. I'm on this one ready. Oh, this is getting mocked at that
He's gonna get my today. Hey buddy. You're getting my to that. Sorry. It's a bad
brutalized
this is rigged bro it's rigged
chat this is actually
rigged bro
oh my god
bro this is rigged chat
this guy's got fucking mustache on his face bro
You were too easy man, hey, you don't mug me buddy, you don't mug me buddy.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
This is not accurate.
You're too low to the ground and won't register.
Should I stand up?
Wait, maybe I should lift my camera and stand up.
That ass, that ass is what I'm going to do.
I'm getting actually a high-monk, I think.
I think...
That's the angle, bro.
It's a fucking angle.
I don't care.
It's genuinely the angle game.
I'm gonna keep squatting right now, alright I'm changing the fucking angle, I'm gonna
fucking win right here, badass.
I'm changing the angle, I'm gonna mod.
I'm not a bad man.
Oh, what's my camera not working, bro?
I ain't know what's working.
What's that mean?
It's about my body.
Yo, your camera not working, Link.
See, my camera's not the only one fucking up.
Yo, man.
Your camera not working, man.
Bro, is this fucked?
Yo, you're cheating, bro.
We're screwed by them.
Dude, this guy mocked me.
It's fucking Rick.
If he mocked me, it's Rick.
It's Rick!
This is Rick, bro.
I'm not getting mugged by this guy, Chad.
All right, bro.
This is Rick, bro.
Hey, you don't mock me, bro.
Mod me bro chat. This is what I'm saying, bro. This is literally rigged, bro
Chat oh my dead-ass rigged bro fuck this game
Bro this guy's
This is actually shit, this is actually shit, bro
This is shit
Fuck, bitch.
I'm gonna camera it.
Fuck, camera it, fuck.
Fuck, my camera's fucked.
Nah, I'm literally getting off.
You fucking suck!
It just couldn't watch me.
Cameras not in your face. I see you closer. Yes, you get closer. I feel closer
Rematch and shit
About to get mugged yeah, I'm just fucking camera. I'm just fucking Lily Monticello camera
You know like I said in Mexican clav Mexican clav
Rome not mention
I
Know I
Mog this camera to death
Yeah, look who's getting mugged buddy. I'm the fucking marker. I'm the real
No, you're cheating game
This is fucking a
Jossi?
Gang, this is just a rigged bro, like that ass.
It's a fucking rigged bro.
Trigo or
knee
bros.
Gang, this little fucker does not mug my ass, gang.
Fuck this guy, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Joss, fuck this game, bro.
This game's ass.
This game is ass, bro!
This game is actually us
For your chopped town now judicious rigged
I'm not playing this shit. I'm not a disfucking. Why isn't it going to be a weak tripping ball, bro?
ball
game
so
she's just in the focus chat
this is what you should read that's what can be
but i'm not going to be playing anymore just looking for
I don't care bro, I don't care, it's just...
God, I don't give a fuck!
Chow, I'm not getting mugged by these fucking 12 year olds, bro!
Hang on, hold up.
Alright Chow, should we just work on our fortnight, bro?
This shit is pissing me off, man.
Dead ass.
This is fucking rigged, bro.
Like this shit is genuinely rigged, bro.
Genuinely rigged, bro.
She's so rigged game, calm down.
So I don't fucking care, bro.
Nah, grown ass man, Fortnite, fuck yeah, bro.
Fortnite over this bullshit Magor's game, this shit's ass, this shit doesn't even work.
This shit's fucking rigged, bro.
It's literally rigged, bro.
Get a bus, I don't know.
You want me to fucking nerf myself? I'm gonna nerf myself, bro
Do I just keep it in cooked I
Literally just keep getting cooked, bro
I'm actually about a race with this, that's where you're at.
We're in a new match, bro, because now they're scared.
Now they're scared.
Face the camera straight.
Oh, fuck, I think I have to turn the camera.
Wait, Chad, I'm gonna turn this into a YouTube video.
I'm gonna turn this into a YouTube video.
That ass.
I don't know how to make this into a YouTube video.
So what's going on YouTube today? We are back and we are going to be doing a
Oh Mauger, Oh Mauger, I don't know how you say it, but it's basically like
Omigo, but they're basically it's you or someone else that's used to doing it.
Well, hey, no one's subscribed to your shit, bro. So, finish it off, bro.
Finish it off, get back to your mouth. See, this guy ruined my fucking intro.
I gotta do it again. I gotta do my intro again. Chat, chat. I'm gonna make this
into a YouTube video. So all you guys in the chat are gonna be in the
video as well ready. Yo what's going on YouTube today we're gonna be doing Oh Moggul which
is basically like Omegle but it's you and someone else and then you get AI scan to see
who Mogg's more and I honestly think I'm a fucking Mogger I'll be honest chat I am
a Mogger I'm the Mogger I think I'll Mog every single person on this app and yeah
let's just honestly just get right into it alright so I'm gonna have to switch to
here and then I'm gonna have to turn 1v1 arena searching and I'm gonna have to
turn this camera off so it works so yeah let's see if I'm a real mahogany
should. Garages fire a W bro.
Josh.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to have to bring the sediment shit.
I'm sorry.
The last one.
It's getting low.
I don't have that.
I'm sorry.
First one first one come on come on. Get mugged buddy get mugged buddy. Hey buddy. I'm argue to death. I'm argue to death
He rage quit
I'm the real mager. All right, look at that one for one
One for one. He hasn't won any YouTube don't leave him gang. I just won first one, but I'm literally the mager
I am literally the only real mager. All right, fine new math. We're one for one right now
Let's try to get like 10 to 28. Let's see.
Let's see this.
I found the method, bro.
It's just for earlier. I was just practicing, bro.
Cause I wasn't in the, in the, in the right camera angle.
I was in the camera angle. All right.
Oh, bro. Why are so serious?
You ready to fucking mark the death path?
Bro, I look like cookie team, bro.
I'm the real model, okay
Two for two. Hey, how do you feel you just got mugged?
Yo, hey, you're never gonna mug me, right pal
I'm the king, okay
I'm the king. All right. Hey star bones fashion, buddy
W's. I'm 2 for 2 bro. I am dead ass 2 for 2 bro. Dead ass. I am literally 2 for 2 bro.
Chat I am literally 2 for 2. Hey are you ready to get mugged to death my boy?
I'm not.
I'm just a few.
I'm the real marker.
What is this rig?
Hey, this is rigged.
You know that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's rigged, right?
Yeah.
Like, I'm, I'm mugged, right?
Can you send me that mug?
Yeah.
All right, hey, good game, buddy.
Okay.
bro admitted it was a rigged
bro literally admitted it was fucking rigged
I switched the angles up and I'm actually mocking bro
hey you about to get mugged to death buddy?
I'm the real model.
You guys are bone smashing my boy.
GG's bro.
Hey GG's.
Hey this is rigged bro.
Come on, I mugged you right?
Dude chat, this is literally rigged.
it's not so it's not real just when you lose just went exactly co-op exactly
bro
literally exactly that's exactly it
if this could be to me it's fucking right
yeah bitch
what the fuck you just said
yeah i kicked
hey fuck you dumbass i'm the fucking king
yeah it's timon
I'm streaming
I'm sorry. Hey, can you follow me? Yeah, bro. I'm on twitch
Okay, it's wozzy why?
Ggy, okay, right for you. You follow me that yeah, can you type in chat and say wazzy marks?
Okay, what's your marks?
W! W! That's good, that's good. It's a good new match going here, chat. Chat's the audio and everything good, y'all can hear everything fine and shit.
Wait, what's my record right now? I'm lucky like, 3 for 2, right? Or 2 for 3 some shit?
I can't look, you have an ass record, bro.
I
Just know I'm the real moderate
Oh fuck
Fuck bro, I can't mug anyone I've been mugged this
You see my god my cancelled till right your cancelled till that's not your jawline. You just point out your jaw
So it's eyes. It's your eyes. Yeah, you see this like this
Yeah, cuz you're negative look at my negative cancelled till it's fuck. You know you should start doing and shit
What bro the eye exercises bone smashing that don't do jack. I've tried it
You know what you need you know you actually need
What?
Brought the hair, bruh.
Brought the hair?
For sure.
Brought the hair?
You gotta hit the gym, too, bruh.
You're right, bruh.
Gym.
Grow out hair.
Cancel till exercises.
Yeah, and you need protein.
If you need prime and chip, you need protein.
Prime?
Are you that ass?
Yeah.
Y'all live on Twitch.
Can you come follow me and chip?
Actually, I don't know about fall.
I have to have an account.
I'm going to spam.
Look what is maw.
Who did you just maw?
I'm just kidding.
That guy's fucking ugly.
ugly. Can you come on my Twitch and give me a follow on shit? Actually, what's your
what's your Twitch? It's wazzy. Wazzy? I just know that. Is that Dylan Latham? That's
not Dylan Latham. No, I'm boys with Dylan though. We follow each other on Instagram.
No, you don't. Go to my Instagram right now. We're not friends with Dylan Latham,
bro. Alright, I'll follow you. I'll follow you on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, I'm gonna pull up a picture of me and Dylan Latham. Oh, you actually got
a picture with Dylan Latham. Are you like the, do the, do the dance in the
pants bro look at this brutal ass mug wait how do I switch camera I can't I
can't look oh my god here's a nine bro what do I do oh my god oh he's doing
He's right. He's on his mic.
You just won.
Oh! Holy shit, that's actually bad.
But I, I, I mugged Dylan, though, when I seen him in shit.
Cap, cap, cap, cap.
Look at this brutal hype mug.
Look at this hype mug.
Wait.
Alright, you might hype mug him, but bro, he literally mugged you.
No, I'm not, bro. Come on.
Wait, bro, am I on your stream right now?
Yeah, I'm live in shit.
Actually?
How many viewers, bro?
How many viewers are gonna get mugged?
I only have 24, but I fell off.
Shit.
I fell off, man.
All right, bro, I'll follow you Twitch.
All right, bro, hey, follow my Instagram and shit, too.
Wait, what's this vote again?
How's this vote?
W-O-Z-Z-Y.
All right, got you.
All right.
But on Twitch, it's like four Zs and four Ys.
Four Zs, all right.
W-O-Z-Z-Z-Z-Y-Y-Y-Y.
But if you just look up Ozzy,
it'll come up on W-O-Z-Y.
I'll drop follow.
I'm like Instagram and shit, too.
you I'm gonna go do this all with the villain and shit so
all right catch you bro that's I roll follows follow let's go W's W's I
literally mark Dylan they don't even know bro they don't understand hey you
You ready to get mugged?
Are you streaming?
Hey, little boy.
You'll never mug me in your life, all right?
I'm the boom.
Yeah, I would be scared if I was you too, my boy.
I just love you, bitch.
You're gonna not mug me, bro.
What?
Bro, this is rigged.
Bro, are you streaming?
Hell nah
Rematch rematch I bet I bet
Hey, ready up ready up ready up nah, I gotta fluff up my hair and shit bruh. It's literally why
Click ready click ready you got a click ready
Are you taking a shit right now?
Fuck
Guys stay on the drag. Oh, you're taking a shit trying to mug me
a shit and just marg me. Bro literally just marg me taking a shit. Now that's fucked.
So just dead ass fuck bro dead ass
I'm the real Margin, really calm.
Fuck out of my game!
Yeah!
Bro, you do not Margin, bro.
What the fuck is this?
He's gonna be fucking mugged?
I don't know, man.
Need more homework?
Should I put it to the lawyer real quick?
Say yes to my homework right there.
Hey, hey, Ankh.
You're not going to do anything.
Hey, let me see Ankh.
Let me see Ankh. No, I want to mug him.
Let me see Ankh, bro.
Let me see uncle bro, let me see uncle bro
Hey rematch let me rematch on
This cause right screen bro, yo rematch let me play on bro put on come again
You put your boy on there, bro.
Well, he's worked it off.
From your league.
Put on the game, bro.
Yeah, watch it cost to hit it, bruh.
Leave.
Bro, what the fuck?
Chad, my angles aren't right.
It's my angles right, bro.
That's why I was literally winning earlier
because my angles were good, bro.
Let me fluff up the hair and chair real quick.
Marlon oh hell no I'm lucky my camera
bro I we have fucked up we got a rematch we got a rematch
but I fucked my camera bro yeah we got a rematch bro yeah wait rematch
What is this fucking bullshit bro?
What the fuck is this shit?
Alright whatever bro, it's a work now, let's see.
This is bullshit bro.
I want to fucking mod Marge, but it's a ridger, I am the real Marger.
He's like, he's so funny though.
Oh, look at this guy.
Fuck, he looks like a streamer.
Yeah, I'm a Marger.
Oh, I think it's Kamehashi.
I
Said
You're losing
You should have won that call. I
Yo, this is really good. I'm all yeah, see your boy even knows that's your boy. Yeah, that's good
Oh my god bro this is so rigged chat.
Alright this is my last one bro, this is my last one that ass, this is my last one.
Get the mug.
You see mugged it already.
Oh aren't you got a good mug face?
You look as tasty as a mug.
Mugged it!
No I mugged it!
I'm the villain yeah you guys are the people that you got edged hey bro you don't
my shit bro bro I gotta end on a win I'm ending on a fucking win chat I don't
care this is fucking bullshit I have to end it on a win
come on come on come on what no I'm done I'm done with this bro I'm actually done
with this bro I gotta end it on a window that I just have to end it on a limb
I don't care. I got a maximum
Okay, you're not a you're not a Chad, okay
Come on.
Come on, please.
You're fucking serious, bro?
Like a bro.
This is all bullshit as you can tell oh
Ma ma go oh ma go it does not work
It doesn't work. I marked all those guys and like what the fuck is this such bullshit?
So yeah, I'm gonna end this video here chat live every single day on Twitch check the
check the description below yes sorry I'm only good at talking to the chat not
for YouTube videos so yeah everybody come to the Twitch and thank you for
watching
Yo boys away with the fool-o appreciate you appreciate you
Oh my god, what a save, bro, the face of the animal.
That is fucked up, that is fucked up.
I want to see your reaction.
Holy fuck, you're not my mother bro. I'm actually a mugger. I'm dead as a mugger, bro
Oh, like what?
Elite Mawgur?
Oh, what?
Can I have such a good face card, bro?
All right, what should I talk about, chat?
I really need to get some good clips going.
I don't know what to keep playing this game right now.
I just keep looking.
I
Late-ass stream today, bro
It's kind of chillin bro. You know, I'm saying I kind of
Need a water bro, I'm not gonna lie. Let me go make a water with some creatine in it
I'm gonna put it in a prime bottle so it could
All right boys what is up in the fucking chat I'm back. What are y'all saying? What's good?
I haven't seen any of my buddies today bro
If I give 10 more I'll get to see Fred on your garage team. Oh my god, I'm at 90. Yes Danny
Yeah, yeah, Fred's gonna come on me a hundred, but
We're gonna have to like plan it and shit
But it would hopefully be some time in May, which is this month or like early
What's the next month? I don't know. But when we get a hundred, we're doing a stream of Fred
Don't you mac and cheese, I didn't make mac and cheese, bro. I
Got chat. I'm actually dialed bro. I'm actually dialed if I died, bro
Bro, I got fuckin' what I got.
Rice and salmon.
Like bro, I am cutting out the mac and cheese, TAC.
I'm cutting out the SpongeBob mac and cheese.
I'm just a jester.
I'm a jester for the chat.
Start planning, I'm gifting what the picture goes through?
Oh fuck, okay, okay, okay.
What should we do?
What should we do, what should we do, what should we do?
Like a yoga stream.
Ah, what else, what else, what else?
We can mug, we can do mug words with Fred.
Chad, wait, I gotta take my supplements,
hold on.
I literally forgot to take my supplements, bro.
So I'm trying, I'm tiling in on my diet this month, bro.
I'm really trying to hit 315 on bench.
I'm trying to hit 315 on bench this month, bro.
guys guys I'm down on my supplement film hey like 10 supplements right now but I'm
so down I'm trying to hit my goal to 315 on mentors mom and I haven't done that in
four years I haven't even attempted it either so it's gonna be really good or
Or it's gonna be more fucked.
Are you still famous because of me?
Who the fuck are you?
I mean, this garage is looking good right now though.
Bro, this garage is looking good, bro.
Like that.
I never want to leave you guys for the rest but you know one day it's gonna be good when
I'm famous and shit I don't know when I'm not famous anymore
bro it's so
lmao i followed you on twitch and the next day you're in one
oh i remember
oh i remember that yeah yeah yeah now i remember
centennial centennial i remember you now
i remember you now and you were like you were like you're lucky and shit
and then look what happened we give down
I'm telling everyone how I made you famous. Well, can you make me famous again, bro? Like
that ass? Can you follow my Instagram? Maybe if you follow my Instagram, I'll get Instagram
famous. Like that ass. That ass, bro. You got to fix shit. After you think, well,
Yeah, 100 times, 100 times.
Like I can only feel like ass.
I feel like ass.
Does the garage actually look a nice building?
Is it looking nice in here, folks?
What was your P consecutive viewers I don't even know dude
Following since 32 seconds. Oh, I think we're to follow it that's an implication that you follow me right fried fried or some shit
We like pride or something
I
Have a headache though actually a fucking headache
Let's check on twitch tracker
Let's check the stats boys, let's check the stats
Let's see how I know this is coming
How much would you want to say core boys a thousand more times at least a thousand dollars
at least a band or I don't go fuck at least a band I'm not doing that shit
So my peak viewers are 81,000, oh my god that's this leak, that's definitely all the time.
I'm sorry I made food a shower, are you going to laugh?
Top 700 most viewed streamer ever.
Yeah I know, I did get bothered.
See look we literally stream elements literally no one knows what anybody is being.
Everyone knows, I ain't no fucking surprise here, alright?
But what we're still been growing like that up very nice pace here
You've been going out very nice place. How you feeling from a challenge like shit?
Okay, I
White I
Feel like actually shit bro my head hurts my throat hurts. I have a cough drop. I got a cough drop in my mouth
I
When I woke up my throat was like so dry and like sore and I did not feel like talking all day like that
I'm not even on a student today, but I haven't missed a day. You know in a while
Yeah, so you said cool boys. It really hurts like
My head actually shit, bro, I'm not serene and long tonight, but this is the calm little stream brown
What should I talk about, bro?
Guys, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be really broken.
I'm actually scared.
I woke up the other day from an email saying that my bank account actually got shut down.
I don't know if you guys believe me or not, I can show you the email, I'm not gonna show
it, but I have the email and literally my bank account got shut down.
So I'm in the process of getting a new bank account right now, which really sucks, I'm
really broke and now I gotta worry about getting a whole new account.
And like all my money and shit
I
Hey, was he was good, I don't know why they banned my bank account, but this is fucking annoying, bro. I was so mad, bro
so mad
Let's go, let's go, plans with Fred.
What do you guys want to see?
I don't know when she's going to come, whenever we hit 100 subs, I'll try to get her out here ASAP.
But what do you guys want to see if the real plunge trip?
Where do you guys want us to go?
Yeah, it does suck.
I
Pick our shopping on rodeo
How you gonna get paid I don't know what you're gonna open a little bank. I literally don't have a bank account right now, bro
Yeah, I literally don't have a main camera and I'm actually fucked, bro
You know, I got my twitch check I need to come in like a week or two
I got my car payment my phone bill. I gotta figure out this shit out game. So I'm pretty fucked
I'm pretty fucked. I'll be honest. I had Chase I had Chase I
Did have money in the account I
Had money in the account
I'm taking the money out. I mean a lot but...
But yeah Chad, I'm not making time right now. I just wanted to kind of get some clips of me talking,
get some clips of the mocking shit. I feel like I got a good amount of clips, you know?
They send a check what was up in the county. Yeah, that's what they told me
That's what they told me
My faith streamer got banned from chase because they thought he was a drug dealer
She looked you happen to me too, bro, I don't sell my drugs
Yo chat, I don't know how much longer stream for tonight, but
What do you guys think I should do tomorrow?
Did you get enough for a lot of sleep algorithm counts?
I don't know.
Go to TD Wolfing or Wells Fargo?
Wells Fargo is actually way better.
You know, I lucky heard Wells Fargo is really good.
Is it actually good?
What makes Wells Fargo so good?
I actually did hear they were good.
I
Don't think robbery stream can get um, yeah thought about that and I was like, you know what?
Yeah, I was really gonna run that bro, but then I was just like, oh, I really want to go to jail not fucks. I can't run it
There's a garage looking clean and shit boys
There's a garage looking good
We're going to pause this.
W garage did you drink all the prime you got how not it's all right there, bro
You're all the problem right here
We got all the prime right there, you know I'm playing
Thank you.
from a shit hell no the gym was really good today I don't know what I drink
for a couple bottles you know the gym was really good today actually I was
gonna make a shit and the gym our safety and shit
How's your arm after those lifts I look you fuck my chest up right here like right here
I'm gonna feel it like I'm like a strain in my chest
So just I need to rest
But yeah, that's that
You know I was benching and I like being in love with someone is a blessing
Yeah, I'm in love with Fred and shit
Oh yeah, I did pull it I think a little bit I can feel it like in my chest bro
you appreciate you appreciate you W's thank you for the follow thank you warlock
um hey warlock how are you doing today brother
blast music and do shit more energy game i literally said core boys 100,000 times yesterday
i used all my energy on that i wasn't gonna stream today bro chat you guys are lucky i'm
I'm even streaming today, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Warlock, so what's up with you, Warlock?
Introduce yourself to my community.
This is the Wazzy Warriors.
You're good, blah, blah, blah.
How do you find the stream?
We're just tuning around and shit.
Browsing, okay, okay.
You missed it, Warlock.
I literally did a challenge yesterday.
It took me 20 hours saying core boys 100,000 times.
I was like core boys, core boys, core boys.
100,000 times
It took me 20 hours to do
Yeah, no much just hurt right here, bro, I just need to rest it I think
I think all I need to do is just give it a little rest and I'll be good, but I have my creatine in here
Now my creatine and shit
I
Was the salmon I was fucking good. I got I got I didn't finish it
I
Gotta finish the salmon
Why do you can we hop on a call tomorrow? I need your coaching on how to deblow is getting back
All right, I can tell you right now how to do both. All right
Yeah, I can literally tell I look I can tell the whole chat how to deblow right now. You don't want the whole rundown on how to actually like
You don't want the fucking rundown on how to de-bloat.
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.
First step to de-bloating, you need to make sure you are lean, all right?
You cannot be de-bloated and look like you have it gone if you have too much fat on
you.
So if you have too much fat, you can't de-bloat, okay?
So that is number one, okay?
You got to lose fat, okay?
Now when you are at a point to where you're lean enough to where you don't have a lot
of fat, then you got to worry about de-bloating.
So what you should do, sit in the sauna, do cardio, incline treadmill, incline max, incline
so 15 at around a three speed, 30 minutes at least, going to burn a lot of calories,
and then go in the sauna for at least 30 minutes, sweat out, all that shit.
So when you sweat, that's how you de-blow.
You want to sweat, okay?
And what happens when you sweat?
What are you sweating out?
Sodium.
Sodium is when you have salt, when you have salty things,
it pulls water into your face, okay?
So when you sweat, what is sweat?
Sodium.
So you're literally de-bloating when you're sweating.
So you want to do a lot of cardio, sauna.
You just want to sweat as much as you can.
That's how you de-blow.
And then what you're going to want to do after that,
You got to get a lot of potassium.
Get your potassium in too, because you
need your electrolyte than shit.
So you want to get high potassium, low sodium,
and just sweat a lot.
And that's that.
Don't be like me, not me.
Me not no nocturnal either get good sleep
Well, I had to not I'll be back in four months. I'm still fat. Yeah first you got to hit the gym croc
You got to get lean
Chat if you are trying to deep-loading at a John
Is Danny awake? I law. I think she was fried. No way. She's right
Okay, if you guys want to get lean bro, well the best way to get lean, you have to be in
a calorie deficit, right?
So there's an app, you can find all that shit out in a different whatever, someone else can
show you how to find all that shit out.
You find your maintenance calories, let's just say it's 2500 calories, right?
2500, that's how much you want to eat every day.
Now what you want to do to lose weight, just go slightly under that, go to like
like 20, 2300 or some shit, 2200 maybe.
You know, so just a couple hundred under your maintenance.
So you're slowly gonna be losing weight.
If you do it too fast, you're gonna lose muscle
and you don't wanna lose muscle
because you don't wanna be like,
the scrawny, skinny, you know?
You wanna have some, you wanna be toned, right?
You wanna be tone shredded.
You gotta keep some muscle on.
So you wanna eat slightly under your maintenance calories,
high protein, and just, you know, low fats,
and just yeah, make sure you're just not eating
above your maintenance calories and you're hitting your protein, that's the most important
thing.
The most important thing is calories and protein, and once you have that dialed, then you can
start working on carbs and fats, and then once you're really dialed, then you get all
that shit dialed and then you can worry about eating whole foods instead of, you
know, processed, bullshit, but first just worry about getting your calories in and
your protein.
I
Wait what happened to Danny
Got her that soccer
Dude, yeah, she was saying um, who's Danny saying she was basically say how her ankle sucked up. I don't know why she played bro
I don't know why she played for her ankle is fucked. You know
does she know yes bro croc they're dating
we're chill on me bro they're literally
chilling croc we are legit techies on
your phone okay I'm I'll be honest I
I'm gonna be the neutral man in the middle here.
Just cause your texting doesn't mean you're dating.
I'm sorry, I just had to say it.
Maybe you are dating,
but just cause your texting doesn't make you dating.
Okay, so it's had to be said, not my fault.
I'm on both sides of the party here, chat.
Chat, should we host like an e-date
for Danny and Cardi and shit?
And like I'll be in the middle
and then we can get the whole thing on this board
and we can all come together and like,
they can get married on stream.
I guess I'm dating Tim and Serge.
Wait, Yo Cardi, you wanna get married to Danny
on stream and shit?
I'll pull up in a suit and shit.
I'll read you guys the vials.
You guys can, we'll be on a Discord call
and you guys can like kiss on Discord and shit.
That would actually be funny, bro.
Oh my God, that one in my ear, look at that.
oh my god
yes finally a wedding and this where I've been wanting this for months
yeah we can make this happen bro
and if Cardi and Danny don't do it then
we're gonna have to make fucking um croak and surge get married or some shit
Yeah, I was going to ask them first though, should I host an E-date chat?
What do you guys want to see me do, bro?
What should I do tomorrow?
Wazzy was good, Cardi.
Am I lying now?
He's dating.
They're dating, Josh.
They're dating, but I mean, you guys do need to get married.
And I think I should host that on this board.
Denny's mind, oh, hell no.
Oh wait, Cardi, might as well take your girl, bro.
Might as well take your girl, bro.
Might as well take your girl, gang.
She was mine forever.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, bruh.
The giddy diamonds, the giddy diamonds, everybody.
It's just a calm streamer, you know
Yeah, we just want some vibe shit today
You just go chill talk to the chat
Chat so what's up, bro? I'm not I'm just gonna chill with you guys today. Honestly, bro
I'm not even gonna try to clip arm. I'm not even gonna try to you know, do anything
I just want to talk with the chat today. I'm some calm shit
Posted in discord
I'm not trying to do some arguing shit.
Facts.
Nah, facts.
Hey, Cardinal's got to prove to y'all that he's dating Danny, okay?
But if he wants to date Danny, he could date him.
I
I'm getting proud of these two trying to find it not worry about not we get it regardless
I'm getting tired of this
Wee
Yeah
Like
I
My favorite
I
Don't I got it on actually actually live in a garage, right? I have a mansion
I live in a mansion, but that's coming to your eyes because I just love this
No? Wait. Like dude, I'm not even complaining. I don't care.
And let me show you guys my closet. The best part. Oh my god, now we're fucking out.
We're out. I can never show you guys my closet, bro.
You should always be cutting it off, bro.
Like, I'm trying to do this without the camera. I gotta turn the camera, though.
Oh my god, you guys can see my closet. A-W, look at that.
This is my closet right here, yep, this is my fucking garage.
So this is where I live, this is my garage.
You have a house behind you?
Yeah, but like this is my room that I pay for, you know, like my boys and my roommates,
they live in the actual house, they have rooms.
Okay, let me explain this
So warlock here is a new chatter
Let me just explain to warlock. Let me give her the run her or him
Yo warlock, are you a guy or a girl?
Yo, let me explain to warlock like my lore basically so I'm from Chicago
I moved to LA to be a streamer and shit and I'm very poor. I'm really broke
guy okay but some I'm very poor and I'm really broke okay I can't afford to live
I was about to be homeless I mean I was homeless I was sleeping in my car right
homeless maxing I met I met these guys and shit and they're like yo like why
don't you just come live in our garage and I was like fuck yeah bro so yeah I'm
living in the garage now cuz I can't afford like a room in like a bed and
shit. But it's good. One of my chatters named Ganny, Cardi's girlfriend in shit, fucking
bought me this air mattress in shit. And that's basically the lore. Chat am I missing anything?
Can you guys explain to Warlock like my lore and stuff?
W Danny, yeah Danny's a goat.
Danny and Cardi dating?
Are they dating?
We should tell Danny. Yo, can somebody get Danny in the chat?
Can we get Danny in the chat, somebody? Yo, Cardi fucking is a goat. He bought me McDonald's
at 6am and I ate that shit and it was fire, bro. That shit was fire, bro. Those fucking
hotcakes from McDonald's, boys? Oh my god, they were so delicious. They were so good,
like that ass. Yeah this crown kid is a loser? Who is crown? Who is crown? Who is crown?
I
Crow now waiters beef holy fuck
Nah, there's beef between Cardi and Crow. Holy fuck. Yo, y'all gonna happen a discourse call right now fight
Yo, croc, well you can't be from one boy cardian shit, that's fucked up. I'm signing with Cardi every time bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm signing with Cardi. I'm gonna fuck
Pro wants to start some holy fuck. Nah, he's ducking bro. Crow's ducking. Are you scared bro? He's scared
Nah, I'm really scared. Oh, hey, I'm sitting with Cardi, bro
Hey, I'm starting with Cardi, bro
All right, I don't know chat. Yeah, who's side you guys on your minds make a poll make a poll crow or Cardi
Who's who is who's fucking who started your hon in the deep?
Whose side is oh my god give you get your fucking popcorn chat
You ain't gonna pull me into this shit doesn't work on me law
We here at twitch. I will see do not promote fighting. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe I'm fucked up
Maybe I shouldn't be fighting in trip. Oh my god. I wish I had some
I
Wish I had some mentees, bro
Chat if anyone sends me um
Anyone sends me a money on paper. I'll get money. I'll get fucking mentees right now
I'll go on a mentees day with chat if someone gifts fucking if someone sends me like six blocks
I'll go get mentees right now
You guys have you guys have five minutes go now
Pro just shut your mouth about my love life
Holy fuck. Yeah, hey, hey, don't get involved in another man's love life, bruh. That's fucked up.
Don't get involved in another man's love life, you know?
Okay, it's your Friday? Okay, I bet my old one, uh, date's up, man. She's a gentle Friday.
One more job, bruh.
All right chat should Cardi and Danny get married on the discord segment. Oh my god. Oh my god, Danny
Why fucking summer there? Yeah, Danny. What's up, Danny?
Yo Danny, um, so basically what we're saying here
What we're saying here is basically
We want to do a discord call with you and Cardi and me, you know ring the vows and basically make you guys official
No, they're not engaged, they're just dating, they're not engaged, they're not engaged.
They're not engaged, okay?
Well, we can make that happen, you know?
Okay, let's get this straight.
We're just dating.
Fuck.
Danny
Remember I don't do discord wadi that's fucked up bruh it's fucked up, Danny
Come on, I want to host a wedding bro
I want to host up one of my like before I die like there's something on my bucket list and it's called
Host an Eday wedding on discord
Like I've been wanting to do that shit for like 20 years, bro.
Okay, let me just say this right now.
When I'm rich and famous, I want to host Danny and Cardi's wedding.
I
Can't do that anymore, you're good Dan the word out core boys from my chat
Yeah, let's never say that ever. All right, I never say no shit. I work at Chad. Then he fucking knows me I
Can have a wedding in four years
That's aura
Danny are you down to marry Cardi on stream? Are you guys fucking down to fucking get on my discord?
No, I don't regret it. I don't regret it. I
Don't regret saying core boys a hundred thousand times on stream and you know why is because listen
I either say it a hundred thousand times it goes viral all the core boys react to it and then like you know
My name is out there out there more I get publicity a viral
boom you know or I don't do it and my life stays the exact same okay so if I
get a fucking idea in my head whether it goes right or left I'm gonna do it
because I need to know that I at least tried so I don't regret saying a hundred
thousand times it did take up 20 hours of my day and got me feeling like shit but
I don't regret it at least I tried you know you got to try in life that's
literally what it is you have to try you know it was like a shot like I took it
I took a shot it's like I took a shot from half-court and missed you know but
I didn't miss yet bro because it's not even fully you know but there's still a
chance I can see it bro it's on the internet we're gonna upload the VOD soon
mattress money I've got money wait am I gonna buy a real mattress yeah and
You buy me a real mattress.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way, ain't no way.
Oh my God, like mattress money.
Okay, when is this wedding?
When are we gonna host this wedding, bro?
When are we gonna host this wedding instead, Danny?
I'm not telling anyone what I'm doing in 12 days, you will see soon!
Holy fuck.
All right, so is this official
Wait Danny, so you guys like a fish on chip
Is this official Danny
Everything send out all right pick the fucking script
Leak the fucking script, bro
Like officially dating yes, are you dating or not? That's all I want to know. Okay
Yeah, we dating. Holy fuck, they're dating. They're actually dating. I don't know, W,
W. Daddy, just so you know, I tried to keep looking at your relationship with Cardi, he
held strong, he said over and over, how much do you mean to him? I can admit somebody's
the right guy for you, and you guys are perfect to be caught for real. Because she
He sends her addy maybe 20, 30, what do I say, 20?
32 roses will show up.
Yo, that's fucking romantic.
Holy shit, that's romantic.
All right, so I think I'll fit through the first chat
to make people date in my chat.
I don't think any of the streamer had two other
chatters come in there together in a day.
I don't think that's ever happened.
Yeah, Cardi could be a VIP if y'all want, because Cardi's an OG and he's bombing McDonald's
and shit.
while he knew Cupid, nah, dead ass.
I'm not doing it, he was rude to me, okay.
Fill up the bottom of the dial
at least three more times to be a VIP.
Jack Tate as VIP?
I did not even know Jack Tate as VIP.
It gets to a point though son. You can't just stand there and talk shit nah straight up go up
Don't we just in my Blake Hardy, bro?
And just my Blake Hardy, bro
Son oh hell nah, he's on you. He's a defender at all hell nah. He's a Sunday
I'm VIP already. Yeah, Danny's fucking VIP. Oh
Man pro just listen chat
Listen to fuck up
We got beef. Oh my warlock. What the fuck are you? Oh my god
Warlock's first day in the chat and fucking he's just like what the fuck is going on here, bro
Yo, can we get Crow and Cardi on a Discord call?
Am I Discord or not?
Can we make that happen or not?
Yo, can we get in the Discord call chat?
Who's down?
Yo, who's down to get in the fucking Discord?
Who's down to get in the fucking Discord chat?
Who's actually down to get in Discord?
Is anyone down?
anybody down now I can't stand curfew on call knock mom bro come on curl walk
bro who wants to get a call chat yo warlock join the discord join the
discord warlock
we're locked on discord or discord all right yo who wants to get a fucking
discord calls cuz call today bro come on let's fucking sell this like men let's
tell us like fucking men let's all get in a call everybody in the chat I
I want Crohawk, Surge, Warlock, Danny, Cardi, Reese.
I want everyone on this fucking call,
because we need to make this shit serious.
Look, Discord, what?
Brothers, I'm pretty mad at this, I'm just on Facebook.
What are you at?
This is internet shit, it's stupid.
Let's just be cool, but don't say some shit like that to a real guy that loves his girlfriend
It hurts to say that shit to you, but I want you to understand that I don't hate you
Let's just be friends. Okay, can we get squashed the beef bro? Yo Cardi and um,
I'm gonna grow up. Can y'all can I just be cool and squash the beef and shit?
Yo, yo Cardi
Cardi and pro can y'all squash the beef bro, please
for the bigger picture in life for the wazzy warriors communities can we
swatch the beef yeah it's washed okay back okay back can we get in the
discord and shit
chat who's down who's down to get in discord chat anyone anyone down top in
the discord and shit
I might be high right now we need at least like four people
Hey
Hey, hey buddy who the fuck's in this court who the fuck's in this court
Yo, where's that camera at
Come on, let me see that camera, bro
You don't get to see my face, bro. Oh, come on
my face let me see that face let me see that face I need help Morgan can you
actually help me yeah I can't help you oh fuck yo Maya I need help Morgan no I'm
serious how can I help you if I don't even know what you look like bro yo
Cardi
Yo, yo, we need to facecamps on right now. I don't have a facecam bro. What?
My buggy. You're my you're my you tried it right now shit
Yes
We're gonna my phone. I ain't show my face though. Oh
Cardi you gotta show face
Can't see your face
No, Cardi come on bro. We got it to your face, bro
No, wait, Maya, what are you writing about on this girl one of the time?
Alright, let me put a shirt on
I ate some cake, so I don't have
Well
I'm so sorry
What you eat in shit, I mean let me put something on to make myself holy fuck you got a whole cake
You don't think for the follow swag DB 12, bro, you've got a whole cake right now
Where the fuck is everyone else yo chat yo we need everyone in this club right now
Well, I just ate mac and cheese now fucking cake
Holy fuck not I said cake question mark was my quick mark twin
Yo, I'm questioning your decision. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what kind of cake is it? What kind of cake?
Chocolate oh chocolate moves
Well, that's it's good
Yes, yeah
I don't want to this well Danny, I'll show you the picture
I'll show a day only.
I keep all my needs already.
Even though I'm a home.
I'm working like five hours.
Hold up. Wait, do I mug?
Yo, Jersey Mike.
Are you trying to win this launch?
You're not even showing your face.
Excuse me.
I see it.
me you're gonna get Maya caked in and mac and cheese that's what you're
gonna wait I'm on or no listen like who said that warlock me I said it when I'm
high I eat it for a white good long I should give them right now
Man, this is Cardi's face. Yo, Cardi, let me let me
Come on bro chat chat, bro. It's come on. Why do you worry yours, bro?
Mogger I'm pop Mogger. I'm pop Mogger
No one else Mogs in this chat, but me. I'm just gonna let everyone know that yo Maya yo Maya
Marlon said genuine question, but do you not feel like shit after eating cake?
I know it tastes good, but doesn't your stomach hurt genuinely asking
Oh my god, Cardi bro Cardi!
Bro, wait, you get a buzz cup room?
No, look.
Holy fuck.
It looks like you got buzz cups.
You need a durag on, bro.
What?
Who?
I need an M3 smoke cap.
Cardi, where's Cardi?
Cardi, let me see that face, bro.
Come on, bro.
Hey Cardi, did you get wazzy that fucking breakfast?
Yes, bro. Cardi got me that fucking McDonald's. It was good. It was good.
But, hey Maya, what do you mean over there?
Hey, what do you think?
Worst on follow button? Yo, yo, okay Maya, 1, 2, 3.
Alright, let's chill out in this class.
Hey Maya, let me see that face.
Where you going?
Chat, anyone want to join this discord call chat?
Oh my, Cardi's the key.
I got a
Cardi's a monger bro, what do you mean?
Rose actually a monger
No, bro, that's a monger
Cardi's actually a monger bro
If Danny's going to sue in time yeah, wait
No
Bro, Cardi you gotta put it on bro
Danny Danny you gotta get in this call bro come on Danny yo, let's go hop in this car up in this car chat chat
Who wants to fucking get in the car wants to get in the car?
Yeah
Yo, cro-hawk get in this shit. Come on
bro you're going to squash the beef bro
bro y'all don't have beef anymore though
yo Maya wait Maya the other Maya is gonna join
yay the other Maya
the other Maya is joining
well I did you remember this
oh fuck no what is that how now
I got less than because of this.
What?
They got a watch.
What's a watch?
What was that?
What's that?
AP?
What?
I'm trying to take my camera with her.
Come on.
Okay, Maya, come on.
We have to.
Maya, let's get a voice reveal, eh?
Join crew?
Yeah.
Who else wants to join?
What's there?
Wait, no.
I think she was talking to the other Maya.
Because she's saying she wants to take her picture.
I
Was done really avalanche
My my girl you got working five hours
Because I help mug him so much
to do all this mog, you know, and I'm like, all right, I can
cheer. All right, yo, can everybody have their mug face
out and shit? Well, I don't have a go to kid. Somebody wants
to
buy a ghost first, Cardi goes next, and then I go left. Okay.
All right, go go go.
Come on, come on. Come on. We got a lot for the chat.
Guys, we got 39 people walking. We're famous. We are
Famous
Let's see your mom. Okay, Maya. I want to join the discord join the discord
Mods mods or the discourse pin, bro. It's pin. It's pin
Yo, I gotta go piss. I gotta go piss
What chat are you guys ready? I'm out of mug all y'all
shit. I'm getting that phone call today. Hey, somebody else joined chat. Somebody else joined chat. We need Maya in here. We need both Maya's in here. We need Danny in here. We need Marlon. We need Rhys. We need everyone.
You need to cut your hair, I do.
Why is he a fucking barber and he doesn't cut me?
I'm a
Chat I'm pop Mager
What else do I do
I'm the Mager
What's a fucking join your chat what's a fucking joining here, bro?
Let me see that cute face, bro. Come on, bro.
Let me see that cute little face you got.
You see that shit?
You're GAY.
Yes, bro. Who cares, bro?
Me.
I like that shit. I like that shit.
You're acting like Spurgeon.
It's one more in the honestly.
Oh
Guys is he calling chat right now. Yeah, Leopardy you could join it's on my discord chat anybody could join
We're just on my discord
You have to join to exploit channels. It's on the side.
You're watching. How much is your jacket?
What jacket? My hoodie?
Yeah
That's the thing about real moggers in here. The real moggers destroyed.
Who the fuck is this?
TES!
Oh my we just got mogged. We're getting mogged.
Oh my god.
Oh
Wait, what's this doing? What's this doing? Who's this Danny?
Who's D?
They're muted. I'm you. Yeah, I'm mud. Oh, I'm you
Okay
Who's that?
All right, who's the real marker? Who's the real fucking marker and the was he warriors?
Wait, oh my god, I'm still I'm still on the call with you. I'm so I'm the cause you
Yeah, it was good.
Oh.
It was good.
The real Mager just joined.
A.K.A. Kez.
A.K.A. Kez will put it on you.
A.K.A.
What the fuck?
That is Will. Put it on you.
Holy shit, Zen just joined.
It's a Mager.
Oh my god, it's a fucking Mager.
Holy fuck.
Yo, yo, I finally got a bed in my room, bro.
Yeah, I'm leaving the call.
I'm leaving the call.
No, party.
Come on, boy.
I'm gonna have a girlfriend.
No.
Okay.
Just don't just don't come party, bro.
Oh, no.
All right.
Who's who most of the most in this call?
Come on.
I love the most.
No, I think I'm over here.
Why?
Do I?
Jacky does not mug with that much.
Huh?
It's Cardi.
He's the mugger, bro.
I'm gonna have to choose every new position.
I don't even know who he is.
Well, I like my head.
I want to smoke more.
Hey, Maya, who's the baddest in this call right now?
Me.
Nah.
No.
We've got Krohawk.
It's gotta be Zinn.
We need cameras on we need cameras on bro. Let me aim I
Yeah, yeah, my, my.
I'm gonna tie back you love thing.
Bro, you know, my, what do you think about Jack?
Tell you, he's cute or not.
You left me on open so it's.
I can't drive.
I'm not sure.
I think so.
What?
Well, it was not my mom's on this Apple.
Hey, Marlin, you want to join in the shit?
Or what?
I was on my mom's on that.
I'll pick it quick.
Hey, Mike, come on.
I think Jack wants to meet you.
I want you to ride me like a god damn rodeo what the fuck
What the hell. What the hell.
Wait, wait, why did they leave it after I said that was cool. You made him leave because
you're too freaky, bro. Now I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I think my life
speaks into it. Oh my god.
What's going on. Are we are we
doing a mug off? What's going on?
Yeah, you're a mug and mine's
been a Ray. You gotta rate who
is the best, all right?
Everybody's showing a long face
right now. Hey, Maya, be honest.
Hey, Maya, be honest. You want me
to answer your snaps back, don't
you? So that's the one who's
that old list or street and I
think you don't fucking
answer. What?
Not everyone.
Sorry, Google.
Oh my God.
My, my, we getting spicy, my or sweet, my?
Oh, sweet, my, right.
Hey, what about Jacky, what does he get?
Does he get spicy or sweet?
Sweet.
What?
I mean, I like a little,
I like a little sweet thing I say,
hey, bring that cute little lass over here.
Bring that cute little lass over here.
I like that little sweet thing.
What?
I like that shit.
I like that little shit.
Yeah
Do you like talking to Jack T tape
Oh my god.
I'm 21.
Unbelievable, but yeah, let me know on your 25
25 what the fuck
I did a guy who's a year younger to me never again north fuck it I'm 26
I'm a 99 baby. I'm a 99 baby.
Okay, I only told some I saw those old fuck yo.
Zed Mogg on everyone.
Where's second?
What the fuck?
This is not the nerggin lock in.
Well, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
it's a 6v1.
You gotta, you gotta.
Did you teach us all how to mug, please?
Okay, everybody go like this.
Go like this, everybody bone smash.
Fuck no.
Go, go, go, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We all have to bone smash.
We all have to bone smash, come on.
Who could, who could, who could get the best pump?
Masters.
I don't like this.
Yeah, I need, I need a couple of weight more.
Who can get the best pump?
My is so bad.
What is it?
It makes your cheeks redder like fuller.
Clav will be proud.
Is that Louie?
Louie, get in here.
I'm on a mug off right now.
Come check this out.
Yeah, come on here.
Mr. Nees, hold on.
Hold on.
What's your real name?
Dr. Watts, what's the next?
OK, mug off.
Let me get Jack 11's tape birds, VVS search.
Mug off right now. Mug off right now. Mug off right now it's
Fucking left the call bro
Let me just crack that open like a bag
I'm not saying it's not to say a shame.
All right, all you guys have to ask your best pickup lines to Maya since she's the only girl here and she has to say which one's the best.
Don't Google it crazy.
All right, who's first Mr. Wally. I don't have any pick up lines, but I'm the judge here. No, I was actually a judge
I won't go first
Okay first, I can't go first. Let's see if that's got friends really really roses are read violets of blue if you're a Pokemon
I'll choose you
That kind of guys on many a little what?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You need to know what I'm talking about.
Shit.
Alright, who's next?
Alright, is that new guy on or what?
He just talked about off to his PC.
No, I didn't.
What are you talking about?
No, I didn't.
Wait, what am I supposed to just pick up lines?
Yeah, like a wrist.
Like, who got the best wrist and shit?
Are you from Tis?
That shit's old.
Oh
No, I only I have no
Chicks, I don't even know I just say hi
Yes, they don't spoke it
Like how are you like that? That's the same as I got brothers. I literally look at a girl like this
I literally I look at a girl
I don't even know how to really say much with like, it's so corny.
Yeah.
It's Google.
What?
No, I don't, I don't get it.
Hold on.
All right.
I'm thinking of the polar bear one where it's like, like, like how to break the ice
and it's like, there's some shadow in it.
All right, Tay, what's your best pickup line in show?
I don't have any good pickup lines, but I sure would do a line and then pick you up God damn it.
Discord and shit with the chat.
That's that's my best pickup line right there.
Maybe I didn't hear it. What was it?
I said, I said I don't have any good pickup lines, but I sure would do a line off of you and then pick you up and then crack.
Wide open.
Like I can't have any way to stop with that content.
Don't you know?
Because I'm the villain.
Me.
I'm gonna crack that.
Yeah.
Yo, Mike, was that a good pickup line or not?
Was that a good one?
Yeah.
Alright, uh, Cardi, what's your best pickup line?
I'm not doing that.
What?
All right, let's just imagine you were picking you're raising up a dude. Like what would you say?
But it's good to add gay though
Oh
You either fuck or you get fucked or you get locked
What'd you say?
No, I remember that.
What do you mean?
It's not the first time.
That boy's got his mogging.
Oh, my God.
What do you mean it's not the first time?
Yo, Kenra's a fucking mogger, bro.
I'm not a mogger.
VIP for a reason, man.
Yo, party's kind of mogging right now.
Hey, hey, who's fucking?
Who gets VIP?
Winner of who?
Whoever has the best, whoever has the best mog right now
will get VIP in my chat.
Yeah, I don't even know like I don't either because you got a bone smash you got it like
No harder like harder like I'm not freaking my jaw like you did I'm sure yeah, but I don't
worry.
Your jaw is gonna be goddamn even more broken after you get on your goddamn knees up in
my head.
Oh my god.
She's into that.
Yo, Maya, I think you thought that she's into it.
She's into it.
Who fucking see that?
I think that was that baby who said that shit.
I think that was me that shit.
Yeah, it gets you into me.
Hi, nice to meet you, Maya.
My name's Zen.
He did sense that.
That's too old for you.
You're too old for me? I'm too old for you.
Yeah, I said that thing.
Hi, Nessany.
You're deaf too old.
Oh, well.
She wants someone to be like, hey, what's up, boo?
And they pull up shorty, like pull up to the crib.
No, I'm getting you fucking tips out of me.
You need someone to make you feel
like you're younger than me.
That's good feeling to raise it right there.
I was raised fucking eight years ago.
10 years ago was your age.
So that boy's not like you might have forgot not to be 26, bro.
I'm older than you.
What do you mean?
I'm older than you.
Who am I?
Where's MJ at?
I'm down for a kid.
He's late.
I haven't talked to him.
Cool.
It's a dog.
Why is that?
Oh, look at Kaz.
Oh, well, he's very dirty.
Like 10 minutes away from me.
it's a little.
The boy.
Poor boys, poor boys, poor boys, poor boys, poor boys.
Yeah.
I just hate you guys, but.
Both the ones were terrible.
I'm sorry to say.
My what about mine?
I don't like the crack.
The what the crack?
That one.
No, that was too.
The other one was pretty funny, right?
Come on, they had you laughin' that was fun.
My mom was wholesome.
Wholesome?
Yeah, you're so wholesome, Kez.
The way he said awesome wholesome.
Because of my exes.
Let's see if I pick up more of y'all.
I said I'd drink once.
All right, um, tell me about your exes.
You were there, you were there.
You are actually my man.
Kez is cheating.
He has daylight.
What's up, man?
What you doing?
No, I don't know my look if I was gonna raise you this is what I would do. You ready? Oh
Yo, that would work. Come on
That would work. I
Was gonna say something like you can
What's that word now?
It's alive, I can't.
We're live right now?
We're live?
Yeah.
We're fucking live.
This is probably it.
Yeah, yeah.
Who's brother?
Sir, why you put carbon, bro?
Twice seven?
Twice seven.
I'm not saying that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're live right now.
Everyone do a thumbnail face.
You know that.
Alright, that's gonna make bodies here to make.
Not actually.
I want some fucking ice cream.
Handcuffs.
No, I think that's hurt too much. Nope.
Would you put me in a dungeon swing?
No.
What?
Well, no.
In a dungeon swing.
Wait, what?
Maya, would you let me take you on a nice cute date?
What type of freaky?
This is a freaky show, yeah.
I need a smoke.
Maya would you peek was he come on my look at this draw line you guys pick one
get we can we put a pole or something it would be I would pick hearty
I want to fuck him.
Can we spend a little bit more time?
I want to fuck her.
Bro, no.
They're not that cute.
Thank you, Chaz.
I can't find your clip.
Wait, hey, Maya, how do you know handcuffs hurt?
Oh, look at her.
She's either been arrested or been a freak.
Oh, my.
And I don't think she's been arrested.
We're not going to get that answer.
Oh, both.
Be so cruel.
Y'all know how to use handcuffs, not Danny.
We know how to use them handcuffs.
Danny, you know how to do it to me, right?
Bull.
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, wait.
How did he get the green?
Why?
Well, I said Danny.
I didn't know you swing like that.
You know my middle name actually is Danny.
Huh?
My middle name is Danny.
the capital god damn d you can small d energy
what the fuck oh shit oh shit
no damn
all right who's down you look you just broke my heart
boom all right that's what i cracked that god damn god damn open
I don't know what fit.
That's a compliment from me.
Wait, do we all do a double take?
Alright, fuck it, fuck it.
Plus, you can join at the same time.
No, don't do anything to me.
We'll put a hog on the spit, Ross.
What?
Bro, what the fuck?
Dude, that McDonald's was good, Brad.
Fuck you for that shit again.
Carl, he's already got those red lights on in the back.
Wait, so what is Serge?
Oh, we're in the same room.
Are they in the same room, bro? What the fuck?
Serge is underneath the table.
Mm-hmm.
Let's get a room tour Maya let's get a room tour
I'm not a fucktor.
Oh, she needs to put her legs towards the way.
I'm but I'll be stupid cause honey...
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Who the fuck saved that?
Sorry, sorry.
Wait, was that you?
Man, Cardi's accent give me fucking horny.
Cardi's accent?
I don't have an accent.
Who the fuck is that?
that. Okay, I'm looking for a mug and everyone then frame
mug and everyone. Yeah, but well, who's big Mac? Who's big
mom? How am I fucking frame like anyone?
Not
dude, I think that program is like fucking fucked just some
shit because like, I don't know how they're calculating
mug fucking calculations with that shit. But yeah, I
should
Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.
Yeah, there's things like,
like,
I don't have to be dating for me to crack that thing open a couple of times am I right or am I right?
Has he? Has he?
Were you cracked?
I don't know the fucking wrong.
You cracked?
I ain't no, no, nothing.
Alright, when's the last time you cracked?
A lot of three days ago.
Two weeks ago?
Zero, zero.
Zero days ago?
Your version?
Uh huh.
I'm just telling you all zero because I'm not telling you all.
Oh, she's not a virgin.
Nah, no way.
She ain't cheating.
She ain't not a virgin.
Do I look like a whore to you?
I didn't say that.
She took my hand.
I've been working for the whole day in my life.
Gene, why do you miss the thing?
She's a massive fucking slut.
What was that?
What was that day in, bro?
I only had three problems.
Oh, sir, it's fine.
I'm from Michigan.
I saw you get I saw you get cracked in the in the Ross changing her wait what?
How does he know that
I hate it here.
Hey, Maya, quit playing.
Yo, what are you watching?
Quit playing eye games with tape.
Quit playing eye games with tape, Maya.
Come on.
I know you want a little bit of that thing.
Look at that tongue.
You see that tongue?
Look at that damn tongue move.
That thing's like, oh, thanks.
Maya, come on.
I know you want to let me lick that shit.
Hey, Maya, you look at Jack Tate's tongue
and you're like, damn, that shit's
extraterrestrial.
It's out of this world.
I hate y'all.
Not me though.
What's that thing like an ice block on a hot summer day?
Fuck, fuck.
This is so terrible to watch this.
This is good.
Please.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
I'm going to imagine the shit all these things all just drown.
Yeah.
When I'm drunk, I...
Oh, the mugger.
Bro, we're actually drunk.
Shit mugger.
We're about to get mugged right now.
I hear cricket.
We're about to get mugged right now.
If I get mugged, dude.
We take a different direction here.
What's the purpose of this?
All right.
Who wants to get fogged?
I'll just say, I have to work four hours to get drunk.
Hey, man, you want to try to get a drink?
I bet.
Make sure you're not working four hours a day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Somebody's just trying to call.
Hello?
Yo, let's see cameras.
Let's see cameras.
You're all good.
More bean!
You're a man!
2.0
You're a man!
Let's see cameras.
You're a man who's never turning on a camera.
Come on, I want to see that cute little face.
I don't even have a camera on my computer.
Come on, who man?
That little bug.
There's a top monger.
There he is.
There you go.
Off that train out.
He's staying humble.
I'm not enjoying this.
All right.
Right here.
I'm a girl.
Just ten chuds in here, huh?
What?
Who said that?
I
Fucking game child
Dude aren't you upside down don't talk to me
just like good in the trip. Yeah.
Getting with none of the job.
Listen, I've had enough. I've had enough of this bullshit. I'm
the top logger in this goddamn.
No one can say
let's do suck on that though.
Oh my God.
You don't even want to remind me of?
Come on now.
He works up like that.
Who's the cutest on this call?
I'm not saying you're the cutest.
The guy on my TV.
What are you watching?
Oh, it's all of us.
Well, I can't.
You got Zen string pulled up on your TV?
What?
What is he doing?
Hey, Zalokey mods everyone.
I can't lie.
No, come on.
I'm on, I'm on.
I'm on.
I gotta give my vote to Morbin.
Yo, Morbin.
Let's see that.
Take it back.
Yeah.
Who is Morbin?
Yo, Jackson.
You wanna see Morbin's little face, right?
Who is DJ?
Yeah.
I wanna see that cute little kid face.
What do you think, bro?
Kid face?
You just something just sounds like a nice little
I'm Maya
Yeah, hell no, bruh, fuck the fuck
I'm just saying you just got like
Just like a cute little like puppy
Yo, man
We need that camera on
Wazzy, wazzy
Both the Mayas are in here
Yeah, but only one of them has their camera on so
This is revolutionary
Yeah, now this is an area
Maya
This is crazy
What's Maya talking about?
You better make your choice
Hey, DJ M, let's see that face
I'll see that goddamn face
You know I'm good bro
She's Latina I could sell
Yo, where's everyone getting glasses?
Oh, and shit.
Whoa, wait, wait.
What are you, pro hot suit?
What the fuck?
Kez?
What's on here?
What the fuck?
I think Kez is off right now.
He battled the ma-
Oh, my God, he's got glasses!
Oh, my God.
I think we're following-
Wait, Kez?
Kez?
My sweater.
Those are awesome, man.
My is the real mager, holy fuck, holy fuck.
That's good.
My looks like she's ready to go do a nice beach.
I'm afraid of the beach.
To the beach.
You're afraid?
Don't worry, I'll make you a couple.
Maya number one, Maya number one, aka MAIA.
Is this a good coder, though?
You look like Knucklemore.
He looks like Harry Styles.
They match with more.
Can we go thrift shopping?
Hey, DJ, I'm sure that face before I crack that wide open.
Who the fuck said that? Kez?
Wait, when did I leave?
I didn't take it.
Kez is a fool.
You guys know how you compete between the B maybe.
IA, Maya is very OG.
I remember she was around with Wally Berry.
And first, I leave.
Yeah, she was around with her A.
Yeah, Mr. Lees.
Mr. Lees.
Whoa.
I want to business with you.
ever got what you ever got what you got in budge let's see what's up yo this is my manager and
shit what's up muggers oh shit it's release release what up manager Lee I'm working right now
oh yeah sure sorry yeah we're doing it in here you're getting all right we're good buddy yeah
I always know we all are baby oh no you love your name homie leo leo nice to meet you buddy
That's all Mr. Leesonship.
Don't you guys want to ask him why they let him live in Wazi's garage?
Alright, he's gone.
Does he believe in my boy?
Who's crib is it?
Who's crib?
What is the story with this crib?
First of all, who, like, who, like, what, what is the story with this crib Wazi?
So, when Diddy got arrested, they needed a new, they needed someone to live there.
They're sub-leasing it off, Diddy.
Yes.
Whoa.
I thought his garage was bigger than that.
No, good.
You should see the next bedroom.
Oh, yeah, that's a church car right now.
I don't think you can get out the closet.
It's a strong poem.
This is Diddy.
Hey, Mike, look at me.
I'm not looking at you.
Sir, did you hit on my girls?
No, I'm looking at them.
I've never loved I don't like
Me, Surgeon, Zan.
Who the fuck is Zank?
No, Zan. Zan, Zan, Zan, Zan, Zan.
Me, myself, and only I.
Hashtag real for that.
Just meaning myself and I.
So go right into my life.
We're going to direct the question to you.
Yeah, I'm not answering.
Sorry.
Alright, who man?
We need to see that face.
Her man only has awesome tongue sounds.
I love triple teeth.
I love triple T what is the little boy you don't know triple T like that bro
he doesn't innocent little boy who just like no sense
What's your nickname?
You want to be a condiment?
I have a lot.
Mayo?
You like that white stuff on you, eh, Maya?
Mayo?
That wasn't a no.
No, it wasn't a no.
That wasn't a no.
It wasn't a no.
Muffin, papaya.
Yeah, we're working.
I'm working.
I have worked in four fucking hours, five hours.
What?
It would be a shame if someone had to put you to sleep real fast.
We'd help him.
Sorry, your dick's not helping.
Because we have the same.
Yeah, she said you got that weekend.
She said you got that weekend.
I've lost more. One, two, three, I got that risk. Yeah, you got that risk. If I said
to do that, yeah, you got that risk.
You're right. I don't know. All right, man, who's got the best reasons?
I'm not the best reason as well.
I'm not the worst.
Half of y'all.
Listen, listen, listen, I'm unpredictable, okay?
It's watching.
Ready?
I'm unpredictable.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
What do you mean by that?
Bro, what do you mean by that, dude?
That's some creep shit, bro.
Dude, that's some creep shit, bro.
Yeah, that's some creep shit, bro.
Yeah, play those goddamn crickets.
I love being close to the world.
No one play the cricket, bro.
No.
Yeah.
What?
The time limit.
What part of the world are you from?
Michigan.
You're a fucker.
Listen, I'll put that D in that goddamn Detroit.
Can you go down there?
I'm born in Detroit, sweetheart.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I
wrote in the ghetto
Yeah, I guess what I mean
All right, yeah, you'll get fucked or you give me or you are fucked
Yo, who can you give me the 5.6 inch up?
I'm not sure.
Marlin in that chat.
Where's Marlin? Where's Marlin?
I helped search.
How far are you guys far from the new courthouse that they bought it?
No, I'm about to move in there.
What courthouse?
Corvo, Corvo, Corvo, Corvo, Corvo, Corvo, Corvo, Corvo.
You know, I was paying my nails at two in the morning.
You know, I'm like, really, you're watching your video.
And she's like, who are the Corvoys?
I don't know.
You know the Corvoys?
Guys, is there a storm there?
Listen, for me, look at these guys are in California.
Their name is Ken J. C.
They're like famous YouTubers back when I was a kid.
See, those are the guys I know,
and they're called the Can Boys.
back when you were a kid are you like 50 back when I was a teenager like 30 12
I was basically like a kid. Wait, 12, huh?
Are they still relevant or like what do they do?
They're all dads now. They're all dads.
You don't have to say I know who he is, but I don't watch him right.
Come is rug.
I used to be fresh with his friends, Jacob.
Oh, Mr. Beast, I haven't watched Mr.
Beast in two years.
What's Jaycee and Ken?
Jaycee and Ken.
I mean, I used to say everyone J.C.
was like strong.
I think he could get it.
What about uh, Jack Tate?
Who?
Jack 11 Tate.
He's a bloke hooked up.
What?
Like, I'm lost and real.
Why y'all coming at me?
I'm older than all y'all, so no.
Except for the one.
Why, did you just number me?
I'm like, yeah, I'm Marvelous.
It's just a number.
I ain't going to prison.
21 years old
What do you think I am do you think I'm under 18 not
This is me. This is y'all. If you don't get it, you don't get it.
We don't care what's on your shirt. We care about what's underneath it, Katie.
Take it all thought. And we just got marked.
What's the code? Why is that code actually long?
Holy shit, look at Krohans, bro, he's not...
Krohans actually is a real logger.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
Are you serious, logger?
What?
Morbin, you said some dumb shit like that ever again, I swear.
What are you talking about?
I'm lying to you, man.
Hey, you morbin. Hey, you morbin. Hey, you morbin.
Let me see that cute little face.
Look at that.
Well, look at Kuz.
good bro.
Oh my god.
Where is it going to do?
I'm waiting to see what Serge is about to do.
I'm waiting to see this too, I'm waiting to see what Serge's about to do.
Yeah.
Call me some dumb stuff.
I don't know.
What the hell is going on?
He's saying.
Continue.
Continue, Maya.
Thank you.
No, I didn't.
Are you wearing pants, Serge?
Well, they showed that rump.
Hey, rump.
Any forward?
Who should I say?
Now, Maya's turn.
All right.
The number one fucking call right here.
Yo, what is that, Maya?
Wait.
It's for my music birthday party.
I'm passing it the fuckers in here.
Wait, Maya.
What's Maya?
I just want to put her camera on.
Yeah.
Oh, she's bored.
She doesn't want to get pretty mugged.
What, Serge?
What's up?
What?
She's got the fuck up.
Serge, you're too young for a thoroughbred.
Yeah.
I ought to be honest with him.
He's not afraid of you.
Look, look at me.
Look at me.
and his and his eyes my i'm responsible i can handle my listen i'm like steve
irwin i can handle a cougar too
i'm like magic johnson baby because just put them together
What did he say?
He's like, I'm like magic Johnson.
Magic Johnson.
I'm like magic Johnson.
Okay. You guys say your best
dirty pickup line.
How's that?
Here's my best pick up line. Ready?
Damn, I'm wet.
Yeah, wait, wait, we said earlier, but you know, what is your best pick up line?
Shit.
Let's start with an easier question. Maya, what's your type?
I'm type. I go for a personal and good personal.
Would you fuck the wall to me fuck me my fuck on the land?
Me personally me personally if I had to pick someone here i'm picking crow
All right, Maya, Maya i'm gonna i'm gonna ask you three questions and each each question is
going to get a little more difficult. Okay. Fucking hell. One. What's your age? Over 18?
Yes. Perfect. Perfect. Two.
Danny, you said you know what? What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Number two.
All right. Scratch that. Number three. Would you suck it?
it.
You're just fucking
you know what?
Would you would you let
the Michigan fucker?
What?
Why don't I hate you?
Why did you say me and Maya
used to, you know,
Am I let me get that cookie
What first let me get back to
Bro join the call bro, there's the mic and that chassis Mike
No, we actually need to we need you're the mic in here dead ass, bro
I'm getting drunk like holy shit I'm going to ask you.
Is it new already?
540.
Hey, uh, my OG Maya, who's got the most risen this call?
Oh, no one.
If you had a pic though.
pick them.
She wants to say it.
You'll say bottle of water.
Why the fuck I see Nifla come back?
Danny, if you're in his tent.
Wait, try to say bottle of water.
Bottle of water?
We're gonna say ghetto parties and with bottles of water.
Say that.
Ghetto parties with bottles of water?
You're not saying that.
I like that.
Are you from London?
Oh gee my oh gee my who's got the most drip?
You I can't even a lot of room
Be a mod in my old streams used to be am I not mod anymore?
Yeah, no you are.
Yeah, I'm on the check right now.
No, no.
She's still on it.
I see it right here.
Can't mod a stream that doesn't go live brown.
She's not.
Oh,
retired bro.
Hey, Danny.
Yeah, say it.
Say it.
Please.
Let me fuck you up.
Come on.
You have to.
I said it before on your stream.
Oh, I don't remember. Where is it?
We're scared to say it. Come on resolve friends here. I can check my China's three. Yeah, just pull up with the Chinese tree
Yeah, I'm telling you right now. No, maybe don't cheat that was like a week ago. I'm grow your one step out of it
You know Danny said say it my she wants you to say it
Oh fuck then what do we got here?
scared
Oh, nuts nuts nuts.
It's not but come on.
You can work with that.
Zendure shots, a bowl of nuts.
Come on.
You can work with that tape.
All right, Maya, well,
let's get on with it.
What's your say?
I got mixed up.
It makes no sense.
I'll be doing dying to find out.
Come on.
Hey, Maya, what's your favorite kind of nut?
Now you're not.
Oh, my God, what is anyone's mistake?
He's taking a second.
Well, what are you into?
How about that?
That was definitely your sound.
That's a great question.
Oh, y'all look at me.
I'm trying to say it, but I'm so scared y'all look at me.
I just said to say it.
I said it before.
OK, I said, are you an elevator
because I will go up and down on you?
What is this place?
Okay.
Oh,
um,
right.
All right.
I used to say, um, to my ex-boyfriend when I was 15, I was like, um, is that
I'm married?
16?
You must have been like forever ago.
And years ago.
Pretty hard.
Right.
No, I said this to my boyfriend.
Is that in there in your face because I'm in the public?
Or I said something about a live pop because, you know what?
I don't know why.
Did you?
I did.
And I said, oh, it's not a live pop in your pants because I want to look it up.
Hey, yo.
Alright, what's your favorite position that you did with your ex-boyfriend, mom?
My ex-tea that moved at 13.
What the fuck?
What?
Wait, what did you say I'm lagging?
What the fuck?
I'm a girlie, but...
Chris said house now.
Okay, I'll...
Look, I can slow down my 3 S's right now.
One, the first one, when I was 16.
Wait, we should get Gany on your ex-boyfriend.
Is that illegal?
It's illegal.
He's never kissed me.
Oh, he did.
He's never kissed me.
Oh, he did.
Did he crack you or no?
Yeah.
He's never kissed me.
Oh, he did.
Because he was two and I made a homey out of him.
Did he eat it?
He did.
Oh, I think frankly, he doesn't kiss you.
Oh, okay.
The second one, he was in the military and this girl knew I liked him and she
took him from me and just say he's five months later.
What?
Yeah, I don't know, you know, on the live news?
Huh?
On the live news?
Yeah.
And the third one, it was raised a year ago, not even a year ago.
He said, oh, I will never cheat on you.
But this man had his friend from college as his house.
Never faced him before.
Wait, he said his friend?
He said his friend?
Yeah, his friend.
His friends, Brian, died in the car accident.
He had no rest at all.
And he had her in his house.
And to say he got at the house.
And that's why he had all those sickies.
And he never FaceTimed me for a whole week.
And he texted me, I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah.
I love him to death.
I care for him, but he's just fucking with it.
No, at that point, it's not even.
I've not been in a relationship since last year.
Well, well, well, good thing you met Jack T.
Like I said, you gotta let me know when you're 25.
Yeah, be honest.
I don't need to be 25.
I ain't gonna do it.
You're just gonna get too old for me, bro.
Hey, Jack, how are you?
I'm from Chicago at Waz and Sontel.
Oh, sweet. What the fuck?
Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah, you know that. Yeah. Hey, man, you know what, you suck jacked
tape. You got no chance? I'm not fucking kidding. Yeah, me and Wasley know each other
from home. Yeah, he used to be a full-timer, but he switched part-time. Sweet. He used
to like make like Rizz pick Tuxentia and he retired. Yeah. He used to make some
Cause I saw him on a four year page.
No lures, he was like.
Oh, that's what's up.
Maya, did you get hard?
No, not that easy.
Was that safe to the game last year?
I think so, I think so.
Maya, are you Polish, by the way?
Yeah, you're about to say how do you know, because, come on baby.
It's because of my last name.
I don't even know your last name.
Yeah, I mean I said it.
I know your last name is about to be pretty pretty damn near soon.
Chloe.
Like my lesbian real I'm making you a little, a little turned on Emma.
Like I said, it's not that easy.
Let's be honest who wants to get fucked?
All right, um, my I'm gonna be honest here jack Tate has been wanting me to put you guys on together and
We both what he wants to do when I agree with him is we're gonna have a wedding segment where
He proposes to you and you guys get married and I read the vows and everything and we all wear like suits
You know gets the ring and shit
You don't think it married in the stream
Not as best parties
I sport at work.
Well, Moven, let me see that cute little face you got.
Yo, don't make me mad, bro. I shut your freaking mouth.
Well, Moven.
We want to expose Moven on here.
We want to expose Moven.
Yeah, can we close Moven?
Because I'm fucking...
Nah.
I'm horny as hell.
Nothing.
Yeah, there's no dead on me trust.
should we get the morban
morban don't even know how to get up for free
i'm arguing for a night this is just pediging for free
it's crazy
whatever you can cope it up you know some for a night bro
you know i do actual circles around you
hell man
i'm looking a lot i might have to go on morban
on morban's side i reckon morban
We need a Hooman, Wazee 1v1, Fortnight.
Nah, I'm winning that show.
That would be a good call.
Yeah.
We'll be holding it down, bro, for everyone that has it.
Yeah.
Who are you guys going to put your money on a trip?
I'll put an underground on Hooman.
Unfortunately, I'll put my money on a trip.
Yeah, you're my god.
Hooman put a T-Steam.
You won Wazee?
We've got to do a long net.
And we've got to see a one on one boss.
I bet.
Because you're both the two best four night players
I've played with.
Who's going to 1v1, Maya?
What's 1v1?
What's Maya talking about?
You!
Tell him to come be one in bed.
I suck at talking.
Why don't you just 1v1 with me?
I said that, man.
Who said Maya about?
Maya.
Who the freak said that?
You'll get the matter.
Maya, when I speak like, stick that.
Hey Maya, when I speak like that, it's only to you.
That's the worst pickup line ever.
It's not even a pickup line, it's just me being me.
Oh!
Oh, you suck at it.
Are you?
I hate you.
I should reslate that I have work.
What?
I have work.
I'm like, very cool.
So yeah, I was about to talk to you.
What are you doing?
Wait, what the fuck are you doing?
I said, $2,000 for a chat.
Chat saying, chat saying, is that a child?
Who is this child?
Give me his discourse.
So I'm going to talk to you.
You don't say.
It's like, I was going to troll.
I was going to troll a child.
Who is the little one?
Wait, Danny.
Who are you talking about?
It's Morban.
Morbids and out of breath.
Morbids who man bro?
Morbids who man?
Yo who man?
Let's see that thing.
She valid, she valid.
Hey Jack Tate that's a girl you know that right?
Who?
Morbid.
Nah, nah, Morbids not a girl.
Nah, nah.
I mean there is only one way to prove it.
I know DJ M has got a nice, let's see.
What?
You're not worried.
He's gone.
Oh, hell no, bro.
I don't know.
That's why I say age first before anything.
That's insane.
Y'all don't want to listen to me.
She said, she said, come on, stand in the chair.
There's a club.
Oh my god.
Wait, can someone clip that?
Wait, yeah.
There's a discord.
That's a discord clip.
I'm dead, bro.
I'm actually dead.
We're close.
Oh, man, in the chat, man in the chat.
Oh, my God, we are very sorry. We are very sorry.
That's why you all feel that for her.
Oh, my God.
Our fault awful.
Yeah.
I agree.
I agree there to hear that.
I was here.
I was working.
Dude, I'm dead. He said, oh, fuck, heck, it's out.
I'm clipping it right now. I'm clipping it right now.
No, that's not us.
We're just joined.
Back's very welcome. Welcome back.
Oh, what the fuck you got to say to that?
But what do you have to say?
I would say, hey, let's hear them out.
I just want to take this time to sincerely apologize.
That's why I say, ask for a service, you can say anything.
I am a client with loyal and commitment to the other Maya.
The Jack K files, really.
Huh?
The Jack K files.
The O.G. Maya, the O.G. Maya.
Say O.G. Maya, when you talk to me, say Maya.
I'm not going to check me and he's probably working on that right now as we speak.
Yeah, those are gathering evidence for this case. Okay, Danny, you're in the chat.
All the cops right now.
Oh, gee, my, we're very sorry for that inconvenience.
17 year old. We want you to feel a state in this discord channel and we'll make sure that it never happens again as a top operator of the discord.
He's HR.
Is he like 30?
Who's 30?
No, he's not 20.
Alright.
Okay, he's 20 years old.
Yeah, he was 20.
He's 20, right?
That's what I'm saying, if you want to get 20, he's fucked.
No, he's still fucked, yeah, but I thought you said he's fucked.
At any time we joined the twitch fin shit now is it just gonna be like FBI for now the Jack Tate files
But there was what there was was he that said that
W coms was there W coms Jack Tates. Oh shit. Danny's Danny said he has to apologize now or else
We did a policy. Oh
My oh G my did you accept this apology? Oh
Yeah. No. Oh, no, no, I don't know. Later. He needs a better apology. He needs to like write a paragraph.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jack, Dave, you're watching us get in the chat now. We need one of those
Logan Paul suicide forest apologies. I think this is worse than this.
This is fucked up. This is fucked. Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave the claw. I gotta go do some shit. I gotta go give him some shit.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna go goon. Yeah, I'm gonna go goon. I was talking to y'all boys in chat.
Okay.
Alright chat.
all right all right all right Chad that ass
I gotta do a lot of editing. I gotta do a lot of editing tonight Chad.
Yeah, I'm fucking retarded maxing
Yo Reese with the zero second wash time W
W zero second wash time. Yo chat. Um, they guys tapping in a little three hour stream today
I did not even think I was gonna stream this long. I thought I was gonna do like an hour stream today
Good night everybody. I'm gonna go eat some food and edit so yeah man this will be live back in the same schedule tomorrow
We're gonna go
We're gonna go we're gonna be on the same schedule again starting tomorrow so 12 p.m. We'll be live
So yeah chat W's in the fucking chat and we'll see you guys
tomorrow as well