No predictions me and X versus JC who's just JC's your teammate now exit PBM. We're gonna play each other now. Yeah
Back come on check. Let's go
Let's go
Why is it like them an hour not you like right now like right now right now we're playing right now
Oh, look at this game
Okay
All right, I'm gonna make the game you guys just give me the same thing just leave and then I'll tell you
We're gonna join same as one
Yes, now I'm a safe after everybody leave that old fucking lobby. Yeah, it's not gonna change
And then imagine and then join leave in the joint hold on extra right join
Yes, I'm in
I
Like it's cut now
No, it's not
I'm trying to lock in, little buddy.
Um, PBM, are you in it?
What'd you say?
Oh, I didn't love it.
Um, not yet.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Where's the call?
XQC, I mean.
Take these lights out.
I mean, we already did that.
Oh, shit.
Can I get back there?
I need the, um, the name, but not the code.
PBM and Jocko are in here.
Oh, no, we're all in here.
We ain't here let's go
Oh my god, oh my god
All right
Yeah, what is happening right now?
Are we playing?
Yeah, she might get dropped off, bro.
Yo.
So they forfeit it, you know?
PBM, PBM a whole boost.
PBM a whole boost.
I think we're fighting right now.
Yo, Joe, hold on.
PBM a whole boost and gas at the same time
and it's in the ball, yeah?
I don't understand this anymore.
Whole boost and gas at the same time
and then flim into the wall, yeah?
All right, Batman, I got you, I got you, I got you.
What's gas?
Which button is gas?
The fucking right trigger, man.
Jesus.
Right trigger, Batman, right, right, right, right, right.
Cool.
Feels like man.
That's ready, I'm about to un-pass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're ready.
All right, good luck, man.
Hold it.
Hey, Mr. X, it's nice to be able to watch you
when I can with working like 65 hours
the week I really enjoy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
You cook, you cook, you cook, you cook.
I hate when that shit happens, man.
That shit take me all the way out the hole, bro.
Oh, my bad, that's my bad.
Wait, I'm just gonna...
Why does he actually play the game?
Go for the ball, go for the ball, go for the ball!
Oh, I tried, bro!
Wait, he's gonna play the game though!
Chad close I come up long you go
Wait
Wait, are you a pro are you a pro? Are you a pro? You're him your hand?
Yo, I'm not sitting I'm not sitting a goal
I'm telling y'all chat you bring me I'm getting my hours on my belt. You got this one
Fuck fuck got it
Oh shit damn nice Joe is nice low-key say
Hey
Oh
Let me get some booze
Fuck
Oh, yeah, not it's damn good block x
Damn boy, why does that happen chat? Why don't go up? Well, that's really so fucking annoying
No way oh my god, that's on me. That's on me. That's it. That's it
I
Know the weapon too much gas. I know I'm gonna go there. I don't have to drop down
Tough for us here
You might as well go to that location
Oh fuck, oh my god.
He didn't say, this is the game.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, this is the game.
Fuck, all right, let me lock it, let me lock it.
That was on me.
That's on me, I'm twizzing.
L defense in the chat.
Slide, I don't know what the fuck that means.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Ah, damn.
You got that?
Oh, you might have to go hit that.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm better than you.
I'm better than you.
I'm actually top of the acid low key.
Huh.
That's a good ball.
I mean, I really agree with that.
It's a good ball.
I think it was fucking bouncing and rolling on the side of it.
I don't know what you're saying.
I just thought we're good.
We're good.
All right.
Good shit.
We're good.
Game not over.
Three goals.
They scored three.
Good block, good block.
Good block, yeah.
Oh my god, X, X fast break.
Yes, yes!
Ah, it's shoulder.
Oh my god!
I know, I know.
I know how to be touched there.
Ah, no dear.
That's right.
Damn.
How do I form a nigga check?
Yes, holy fuck
Come on check come on we're gonna have to everybody to we gotta get to
You go you go you
Fuck get that X get that X
Got it, got it, got it, got it
Go hit that again
Oh I didn't even see him come
That's really unlucky and unalive
That's all lucky
It didn't even raise my back
Is it the B of the B of the B of the 1er?!
Ayy, day to day to day to day to
Fuck
I got him
I'm gonna be that was that was up of your cut you did good for the manners yeah yes
Come on. Oh my god. Sorry, man. Hey, you know, you're good. You're good. You're good.
Fuck. So, well, thank you, little buddy. Hey, buddy, get the fuck out of my go pussy.
Fucking pussy. Nope. Fucking trash. Fucking trash. Fucking dog shit. Get the fuck out
my neck you fucking pussy no I said no yo hey hey Joey I said no you fucking
pussy suck it
I said no you pussy
Oh my god, just me.
How's that a boost?
I need boost.
Nah, that's tough.
Yo, go up there.
Go up there.
Fuck!
I'm locked in!
It's fun. It's fun. One bad game. It was a bad game.
It's a bad game. So one bad game.
There's one bad game. Don't make a back over.
You got me?
One bad game. Don't make a back over.
Word. Word. Word.
No, buddy.
Buddy.
This guy got cooked.
Brother.
I'm in the head.
I just made a mental boomer.
You might think, this game was an investment.
We got into the head.
You see, Joe, he's funny like a fucking little dog on a leash.
You couldn't get to be they will do a nothing
Their mental boom
I just got the fucking strip hydrogen bomb in their head bang. They don't even know what the fuck is happening right now
try to kill me all right bro let's lock in let's get money man holy shit all right bro
it's not over to the fat lady sing holy shit real shit that's that's good all right your ball
your ball all right it's not over to the family sink check your ball
that's not me that's fine that's fine
that's not good oh that's no good
I hate when the balls do that.
Thanks.
I
Just now another bro. Yeah, we were there. Yeah, yeah
That's just online I gotta go you got this one
Just save, just save, just save.
Dude, that's not bad for us.
That is so annoying.
Yo, yo.
I genuinely thought that when we're playing with a player under our skill rating, does
he got a guy that's above his rating on his team?
That's crazy.
We go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, it happens.
Come on.
Oh my gosh.
That was a little bit of a...
We're on X it's only three goals, bro. We can do this
You got that
I'm there I'm there. He not making that hell. No said no said no
Said no, which is just pause because I feel if you score now, they're gonna say to that letter
Wait, why do I have it?
I think he's FK
I think he's gonna see it.
Oh, that's the one, that's the one.
X, come on, score.
Yeah, I'm gonna, you know what I mean?
I think we should pause it now.
Nope.
No, he didn't just score.
Hit
Waze
This does not benefit us at all
Can we pause?
I mean, he's still playing so like...
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because if we score, it's irrelevant.
So we only have to lose here.
But we have only to lose here.
Yo, yo, yo, did you just play it out?
I mean, nigga, they whooping their ass, why would they play?
They had to give it a work game.
I remember we had nothing to gain by playing it.
You know what a trash player I do this first fucking buddy.
Alright, back, back, back, come on. Right there, got it. Got it, got it.
I'm lagging. I'm lagging, I'm lagging. Oh he mad, he mad.
He mad, he mad!
Nah, that's a rematch, I got it, that's a rematch, I got it.
Can't even get a rematch!
I was leaving scutting the whole time
I
Bro, it's laggy! It's laggy!
Oh
I
Bro, why is my wife my son now we got a restart bro. I know I said
Yeah, I'm not my mom it's about integrity as soon as you can look at the bottom as soon as the DC
I just said it I said pause I
I at least said pause because it's not about remembering about pausing it. They didn't want to pause the game
yo chat it's only fair like it's three fucked up not a spare if we had scored
three goals chat what would have happened there was a rematch it so we
stand to win nothing I plan the game now that's that's that's that's that's that's
That's fax. That's fax. That's fax. Go goal, go goal.
Yo, X. Yo, what's up?
You're saying you want to rematch?
Yeah, yeah. I think it's only fair because I was calling for-
X, X, X, X. Why would it be a rematch if GCC-
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Joe Chardin. Listen, listen. I know you've never competed before.
I get it. You know how it works. It's the way it works.
Because we stand to gain nothing by playing it.
I asked for pause because they wouldn't pause it, right?
So if we scored three goals,
what is every match?
Why didn't you stop moving?
Why did you have to get right here?
Me and this guy, go with the goal,
go with the soil length, get out of here.
Yeah, do you let the player move?
You know what?
Let's rematch.
We're gonna lose anyway, but go drink soil length.
Get out of my lobby, Demes.
Let's rematch.
What a fucking shot this guy.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, what happened?
What did I do?
Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
Drink your soylent! Jesus Christ!
Get the fuck out of here!
Fucking fucking bitch ass. What is wrong with you?
You know, I like how you talk to me.
Holy shit!
I never see a bus like that in my life, by the way.
Holy shit!
What a fucking buster
He's on his ass. Oh my god
All right, come on join you actually I wouldn't know come on. Hold on joining up
I'm sorry when X is playing everyone else is lagging. I'm just noticing something you didn't hear that from me
Sure
All right, let's get money chat. Come on. We have another chance. We have another life X. We got to make the most
Yeah, I know I
Got you I got back in the games on matters, right?
Did you say I got back into the game for that matters, right? Yes, exactly. Come on. Let's get it
Another pretty good going are they gonna start again? Yeah, I'm ready
I don't know, yeah, yeah, I understood that.
Ah, my back, oh my god.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm locking this, I'm locking this.
Yes, yes, you have to go a little.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Damn.
Fuck, bro, that's so...
I need to get boosted, okay?
I tried, I tried, come on.
How does he get there?
Okay.
What is Joe Barton in the brown?
Dude, that's actually a really good shot.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, isn't that crazy?
I'm being called up a bunch in a chat some words. I can't even repeat there. Well, I guess I gotta say well, I was that is it
but
Limtar and streamers their chatters are actually whiffle talking to anybody else and they're actually excited
That's crazy. I've never
I
Know damn
Now he's taking it take it out now this nigga this nigga is taking
All right, come on come on come on we have four minutes. We have four minutes, but it's going to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right
I'll play that game, Barley.
Nice try, Charlie.
Nice try.
Fuck.
Yo, now I didn't think I got him.
So I'm trying to stream.
Baron might take a stroll over here.
Nick, I'm having a good ass time.
Alright, come on.
Come on, X, come on, come on, come on.
I'm the busiest.
Why y'all saying, ass?
I always lie to you.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god!
That's on me actually. Good job there. You did so good there.
Come on. Come on. We got to get this next role. Put a momentum. Reversing, reversing, reversing.
hard
Yeah, we're coming down
Like it's this thing is just so much better than us no way you got it I go girl
I'm a boom chancy. I'm a jewel. I'm a boom jump art
Damn
Damn, bruh
That's so fucking hard on you
Let's go
Bro, why is he going so crazy, bruh?
bro why is he going so crazy brah
who's that who's that chat who's that you go here
I'm trying
Rebound yes x yes yes yes
It's all good nice little
Seven members up
let me send it send it send it send it
mind you have to go hit that
I got you come on we on that we on that we on that
this game of the year yeah niggas what a fuck the balls
fuck
stop fucking
that was not a real shit we're gonna lose anyway
as i said before i already said before the rematch
that we're gonna lose anyway it's a bad integrity
it's a bad integrity
like brother say it's simple
it's a bad integrity we wouldn't you we're gonna lose anyway
we don't we don't give a fuck
like it's a bad integrity of the game man
you got your
go to the bar
we got we got we got
bro just don't let them go go go they can't take ziplocks bro i boomed him yeah yeah do that
oh my god oh my gosh
i'm getting boost collected boost collected boost coming back into play
Sa bitch
Yes, there we go. There we go. W W said dubbing dubbing
No, I won't go for 20 to be rex 20 to be rex what do you want?
Collecting both
I
Get that sex
Good shit game chat it
Well, bro, he can't do me. He can't do me. He boomed me zero times. He just can't do it
Yo, yo
Bro, we should have been playing like this all day, bro.
Dead eyes.
Every goal that the VM does should be five goals.
We should only be down by one by now.
We should only be down one goal by now.
That was fair difference.
Every goal he does is five goals.
Because it's one is your go for a bank and he's down
No, that's not what it's one extra and what per per full tier of ranked down. I just really get there
That's your own ability that I have it's on me
I don't need
I don't matter bro at this point
That's that lady about a sin and she got a yo
I think you go in for you play for our pride right now for up
We can get some more goals in
Fuck oh my damn yeah video
Oh
I'm here I'm here I'm here don't worry
Are you using seats?
Damn that guy. Why are you trolling me?
Yeah, we out perform expectations today though. I'm actually proud you did really good. You actually did really good
I'm not saying at all. Like somebody sure is actually good
Yo, well, what is wrong with this chat?
Why is there a why is there a rocket-like chest all that's lacking?
1v1 taking the rax, let's do it!
Chai, I see the strategy there though!
Sub-Chai? Sub-Chai!
I'm sure he could what are you like? What do you want me to say to that?
This I'm calling me the question. Oh my gosh, this boosts it go crazy
To the
Good game game game game that we are really good man
Is your channel great job great job guys
Good job guys, good job guys, good job.
What did you guys do?
What did you do sports?
Yeah.
Alright.
Ah, jeez.
GG's bro, GG's bro.
Good job to me, I'm making the event.
GG's to you guys.
Yeah, bro.
GG's bro.
Is that it?
Let's see.
Jesus
Maybe I mean, you know this I right there's always next time
There's always next time game. There's always next time. Yeah, that was a fun game guys
You get it a laddie trying a little bit just a little bit hard you good. I started you win this
Yeah, yo, Joe, do you do anything to get everyone you're done without what?
No, Jake's wait. What'd you say how much 20 to 250 racks?
No, don't have that kind of money axe, you know
You got that bet money pal
I think that would I actually see if I bet you a quarter million dollars in a 1v1
I think I would actually have a heart attack
In the game. I I don't think I'd be able to play the game
I think once I heard the the three two one
I think I'd pass out and somebody would need to revive me that is so much money
No, I know what you're laughing
But you're making that shit every every month. I know I'll make I make good. I could bet it
I'm not Joe. I that's not a good financial position, you know
There's difference between having the money and then wanting to bet them on
I'm not warping but you do on ironically 40 acts my network
And why are you why are you saying that though? I
I'll uh, you know what you're it that that amounts more feasible to bet for you than me
All right
Look look it's not even a money
Bro, you can say you're gonna pay for two hundred fifty thousand
Game like
That's guy crazy
Cooked them wrong I could fucking saw them and I'm gonna yeah
It is it is different a 1v1 mechanic is like if like you could play one to be better than this
But I'm not willing
It would be a good
Take it if you think it better though because if you think about it
You're barely behind if I lost a quarter million dollar rager
I think I would be like I wouldn't sleep for months
Joe no pocket watching shit, we know you have any
A look dog to be honest
You literally just was
destroying us that means he thinks you're sorry though it's because I'm
ass so I'm the gash instead of where one people
I think I'm doing the balance. No that W W England.
Break game bro. Look bro it's not even a money tournament I did a shitty job
battle. Excuse me are you upset with me because that one time in the twitch
Trivals turn and I leak the fall guys. Oh, I don't I don't remember. Yeah, did you do that if you did that?
I'm not sure about you. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. That's actually fucking
I actually have a bandana, but we do that shit. You know I blacklist those guys
I didn't mean to I read it out loud because it was it formed a word and I was confused
That's crazy
Okay, exactly that's it. I don't even fucking
I
Would do it again. I cheated I would do it again. I don't know why
Cheat how did you cheat an attorney? I snuck that I have to be at the finish line
Yo, act somebody
What okay, yeah, what I
Think you and Joe are both good
But if y'all won me one I would bet on Joe
now I wouldn't bet 250,000 but I would bet on why actually the finals of this
rocket the tournament do y'all want to do that in like an hour no I want to get
off after this tournament is okay why why you gotta get up because I think on
we waited an hour for you to come yeah well I mean I came you did
Well, let me tell you this, the only reason why I was mad is that I was asked to pause.
In tournaments, I hate when we play for nothing.
So it's like, you think about it, you think about it.
If we played and we got three goals and Jesus came back, he would have said we'd match.
Do you agree with that?
Yes.
You agree with that?
Yes.
So therefore, we're playing at no game.
No, I agree.
I think what you just said is correct.
You're right.
If you guys would have scored more consecutive goals,
you would have scored.
Yeah, it was more solid.
I agree.
It should have been false.
I don't know who I post, though, on my power play.
I think it was whoever YTC is.
I think they have those.
OK, so it was sketch.
Sketch I post.
Yeah.
You have a spectator
Yeah
I thought he was going to play the game like a bronze, you know what I mean?
I'm going to be honest, he put himself with the best player in the lobby.
Yeah, he's just going to cook it.
I think he's like diamond one or two, that's what he's like to me.
What's up, Greek?
You X.
What's up?
How are you?
I subbed in.
I subbed in for you.
I'm like what the fuck?
Yo, you cook, thank you, Greek.
Thank you. I was playing with Playboy Max and he does not know his way around.
Yeah, but I have the other video. I was getting impressed by him though. You did some stuff that was actually useful for me, you know what I mean?
Yeah, thank you. That's all I'm here for. Just to do some useful stuff for you, sir.
Really?
Yes, sir.
Second 1G.
Suck it, 1G.
That's it.
Bro, you were late because you played 50, that has a deadlock.
Off-stream.
I don't care.
Yeah, I got a big win streak.
At least you won.
Yeah.
My life is on D-Rail now, but it's okay though.
So how was your life?
I'm gonna go do some reaction there, just chill.
Okay, I was gonna tell you about my life, but that's fine.
Oh yeah, I forgot the answer.
Just kidding.
Is it cop slop time?
is it not you know it's bad back about a couple though is that they make work
when they make a freedom of innovation act request right to get all the all the
stuff out right and they drained all the good stuff right and there's only a
few cases that are kind of like slow like slowly coming out and they're
getting they're getting the footage out of and they're editing it but the big
block of good shit is that is already out there you know yeah it's kind of
like what is like this guy rob this this guy's car chase that and this guy's
drunk yeah I like the intricate ones you know I mean yeah like some sneaky
shirts and like we have to debunk it a little bit yeah yeah yeah I'm not I'm
gonna say though I'm not I'm not a fold per se but I was a bit rude I
I actually thought I was just telling you bad words.
I'm a little bit too far.
I was in my opinion, reasonably mad about it,
but I was still, I think I was a little too far, okay?
I didn't think it was personal.
It's just like gaming, right?
So like, I don't think it was-
Yeah, yeah, but I got PTSD from Permanent
so I'd be able to do, like, over the years,
I will say though, I'm not trying to be weird about it,
over the years, like I've always had a problem with that.
Like, yo, people don't remember this,
nobody knows about it.
There was, I would put,
I played a Korean team when I was like starting,
and they had a spectator on their side, right?
And apparently it was their own broadcaster
broadening their games,
but it was one of their guys's teammates,
or one of their guys is in their org on their team.
And I was so mad about it,
I invited all my friends to the lobby
and we had 12 spectators, right?
And everybody was on my ass for a month,
but they said that I was racist, I was anti-Korean,
I was a bitch ass, but I was right.
Because if you allow one spectator to be on NN18,
well, at that point, I mean,
we should be allowed as well then.
It doesn't matter what the reason is,
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Because if the game is breached,
then so be it, then I mean go all out of them, you know what I mean?
So yeah, but that was what I was thinking, you said that, right?
Yeah, I'm listening to you, yeah, I agree.
I mean you're not really a racist person, like I've known you for a long time, so.
Well yeah, it would just be closer to anything.
You have a race, it doesn't make sense now.
Yeah.
You know, I'm actually a big lifter myself, okay?
You're not have you see that was it liberal liberal liberal
Have you see that Alex changed me with the liberal you must have seen it as well it's her no oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I let you get on if you wanna
That was fun
I enjoy the competitive nature of it.
I wish I had.
It's not gonna do it again, he says, which is kind of sad.
What, are we visiting?
Because he said people weren't showing up.
They had a week to prepare.
They didn't show up on time.
Can I pass the view?
I, my phone fell into a voided.
Like, I put my phone next to me
and it generally fell into a fucking voided,
like on daughter.
Like, I have a crack and it's in my bed.
And it went down there all the way down.
Like, it is what it is.
I mean, what can you do?
Did you know there was a tournament today or did you just
I had an alarm for it and she was ready for it.
I just I just fucking I got fucked.
I apologize.
You took a shower though before it.
What was that about?
Because I thought it was a little sub.
Well nobody watched that.
Yeah, maybe try having a normal schedule.
Yeah, we gotta get a seat on the gondola.
Is it true I had an alarm maybe?
2.38pm
What do you order by the way?
I order some salad and shit
Salad?
Salad kebab
So you are a liberal
Nevermind you weren't joking
Liberal eating salad
Bye
I'll save it in the fridge
Do you need anything?
No
Actually, but that's good. Yeah, please. Oh my god. Oh
My god, it sounds like my my size
Probably you could tell nothing's been up there like it's squeaky. It's alright
Yes, what about you?
Dude, yeah, cuz I've been fat and skinny of fat so many times my shit. Just it is this
It just bl- it bl- when it comes out.
Jesus.
You're like NMP Law.
His ass is just pu- oh god.
He- oh god.
I don't want to talk about that.
Like he takes a poo and like an hour later he wipes and there's still poo on his paper.
Jesus.
It leaks.
Yes.
That's crazy.
Have you been enjoying Overwatch by the way?
uh... not really a little bit of a little bit
i don't know it's not it's not a great
you're already masters best masters they're still bad on that game you
after all this years
you know playing with your catch up somehow
yeah but also it's it's also one tank at the focal point is very what on one
tank i i i would i would
i should explain the idea why it's a bad thing if i don't read
uh... it's more it's mostly a a geometry problem
like the battlefield
becomes very very conical
and that's a problem with the game
okay first of all what the fuck is any of these words
geometry
monocled
western
have you been doing podcasts lately because you talk about you
what a podcast if you have your tank over here like this right
fair marching
and then people are gonna are are are gonna be hitting you
basically
when they're hitting you
It kind of makes a concave like this, right?
And it makes the shape of the fight very conical
and very focal point oriented, right?
And there's not much you can do around it.
If you move this way or that way, the same thing will happen.
It's still sort of a column, right?
When you add a second tank, like an off tank, right?
Like over here, it changes the geometry of the fight
dramatically.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, because I've got nothing.
Like, maybe now there's nothing over here, not as a...
Like, and then the shit becomes more dynamic.
Does that make sense?
And it's why we're now taking Santa Boring,
because it's very predictable that these fights are gonna be always the same.
You see what I'm saying?
An op-
Do you have off tanks in that game?
Yeah, but you can't anymore because there's only one tank.
Oh, that's...
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, that's what killed Marvel Rivalry,
since the fact that you can give triple support and somehow still win.
to tighten up your rotation rotations what game does that well you know what
back in my days overwatch people played it treasure tracer loose or loose your
wisdom isn't that was a matter you know that no I didn't have fun I've never had
fun of those games yeah I'll be honest I've never really liked to overwatch that
that much from the get go.
Yeah.
Or my arrivals.
Yeah, I'm gonna get to it.
I'm going to switch a little bit,
I want to go back to this.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah, yeah, have fun.
See you then.
See ya.
Thanks for filling out, brother.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, I'll fill you out any time.
All right.
So, that's it.
I'm glad you showed up, Goat.
Nah.
I'm just cooking.
Um...
fuck man I'm mad ex-Q.C.M.
I know what I know that I can't a local friends right?
Joe doesn't own me he he he doesn't he owned me in that tournament with TVM
I don't get owned I was owned a single time
two hours late
even members of me. You can lose almost every battle and win the war. What that person are
you? You decide what is the war. Okay. I lose a, either the battle, either the fight, I win
the war little pup. I don't get a shit. I don't care. Even if at the end, always why
I win the war is that I show up for the battles and I've lost every battle. We don't care little buddy
That's what we do bitch ass. I don't give a shit. I've outlasted everybody in a space like a cockroach
I'm going nowhere. I
Am the war fuck you
Tournament, Connor McDavid will face off to start and back out to play for the next couple of years.
And I want to turn into a couple of them.
I'm thinking I'll try to get to the next couple of days.
He's got Nick Suzuki on one wing and Brandon Hagel on the other.
Here's Suzuki into French territory and McKinnon with a little bit of a lead.
And this time, goals in each of the first two.
And on the penalty shot, got another.
Yo, Fred got boiled, huh?
Chow, what is France, as is a big country, they have a lot of snow and ice and they're
so bad hockey. They don't have a lot of players in VNHL, they don't have a lot, look at
It plays like Czech Republic, shit like that.
Finland, they fucking go heavy.
They go fucking hard.
Yo, some of these countries,
Eastern Europe, but if they play these sports,
like fucking like-
XQCL.
Football, hockey, basketball,
like their family is on the line.
France is fucking tonight, doesn't do shit.
Stone broken up by Jirx, Billy, Stone took it away, maybe another chance, scores! It slides in and sent me! Crosby had it stored!
So, where did they find it?
These two goals come 19 seconds apart and Troy Crosby is on his feet!
Wait, are they ready?
Okay, I'll do that then, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that then.
I
Mean
Oh my god, I actually can't
You can do with this. That's a super classic line. Yeah
Seven one Brazil
That was a close
Yo, yo, yo, he didn't even have to lift anything bro just deposited the bush like look at this bro
He deposited the block
second then goal for Conor McGabe which makes it three games. 17-7 on the star.
Over. Over. Over.
Not over.
Wait, you're right.
Apparently there's a lag there.
I know people that will play over there.
Heavy lag is the elevation of the country based off of...
this is an Olympic moment. Here's a spin around shot and Bittington reaches back to make sure that doesn't.
That was nice.
The door to Horvath. 5 minutes into the third. Horvath, killer with the stop.
I think it's Dolly Green. Probably not.
Maybe actually.
Wow.
Goliath in hockey is a lot about visibility.
Intuition.
It's how you read the game you can't see.
Get to shit.
I do think it's probably one of the hardest goalies ever in all other sports.
Goalie in the hockey is incredibly difficult.
Dude, 9-2?
Jack, USA is shaking in their boots.
Oh wow.
Dude, look at that.
Holy!
What?
Ten?
It is so good.
So good.
I mean...
Look at that.
Gee, where is it?
76, 76.
Where's the fighter? No fights!
They didn't show it there.
Brother, they didn't show it?
Are they censoring fights? What is this bullshit?
I didn't see the big skip it
What's the answer was in the olympics so I said that's him
Is there Olympic days where you can just review all the other gulmenos?
Or is it like funnets?
Where is it?
Is that it?
This is the fight, let me try again
Ketchup, this is gonna get, this is gonna be by a worst take of the year.
I'm going to catch some faith in this.
I actually think that the referees are more wrong
to get in than the players.
I don't try to do the right thing,
but in hockey, if there's big rules around fighting,
then you should not be fighting it, right?
Then if they fight, cook the players.
Cook the players.
It isn't.
But you still got a lot of swing, man.
Welcome.
Got them swing.
I don't saw that, I mean I get it.
Of course they're going to be intensive to my place of residence, yikes.
Canada vs US score prediction, that's on me.
Mother of two, she says, I thought doing this would be a bad thing, which is crazy.
Yeah, this one scares me
If someone does what they were scaring more than the sled
That's small. This is like a death coffin
I'm doing a gentle way
What do you do with this?
Like how do you how do you good?
It's dead
Wait was that gold medal
Yo, he should touch the rock
Yo, yo, yo, yo, did you touch the rocket?
We're trying to communicate with the noise in the building.
We're very inside the track, fully.
Looks good. We're good.
Yeah, baby!
In early celebration, a score of three in this huge game
against the reigning Olympic gold medalists.
Four to two.
The women go back to anything they need to show me.
What we want is that this is hard.
The chance to beat the reigning Olympic gold medal.
Well, this is fucking hard.
A team with their tits and they have done it.
You, that team, have a concept.
You've seen it.
And they will go on to get their third win.
had a really solid first run but gonna want to up the floor flying Oliver Martin dropping in
actually nice hold on hold on not that at all he came up a little early on that rail is blown
the first one cleans it up there I don't mind that lol all those that stay but that will slide back
three on front three out ollie this run is looking better than its first run
Very nice, how am I that
Holy shit, yo not bad
Nice dude dude, I respect this guy. I was I respect actual nice rather on a fucking tough spin very fucking nice
Some form of variety on the ground at least.
What is that, Go-Metals?
I got Charles this. It's like Go-Metals. Go-Metals is over here.
Yeah
You said I can go yeah
Wait this is quick as fuck you wait
Oh my goodness, Big I have Kingsbury keeping it together across the line.
Akuma Hoshima losing his line.
He knows what that means.
He did it!
Mikhail Kingsbury is the king of dual moguls today.
He's walking away with a living life.
The cup is taking the second goal and I'm the mother of Kingsbury.
I don't get it.
Oh my, can he hold on?
Can he harness it?
And he can, he comes off the line.
Oh my goodness!
And it's the right course!
It is Mikhail K. the fairy!
Yeah, I don't get it.
They don't do a jump at the end?
He missed the jump?
But...
Huh?
Guys, it-
The climb!
Oh my-
Can he hold on?
Blue, you just skip it?
Can he harness it?
And he can't and comes off of his line?
No, can't, the one is, right?
Oh my goodness!
And it's the right course!
Wait!
Can it was gold?
Yes bitch! Yo, I got met by Chathar! Chalice, Chalice, Chalice, Shuling it!
Yo, fucking bang! Fucking bang! It was going way too fast there!
Normal hell, gold med list. And now it ends through...
No, I didn't mean to chalice Shuling, St. Dan, or such whatever, but I was like, I was like, how?
I know Muggles there.
Back in my days, the Muggles guys would always bully us, the Slalom guys.
Gold number two in this second run of the women's giant slalom today. Oh
Well, that's how well nice quick move over that first. I'm not that good recovery
Yeah, it'll go slow there yet
But she's gonna cook in my now though
No hold on
Jack, I can't prove it without a theory.
I'm not gonna say it.
Oh, they had more pride on the courses of Italian.
That makes sense.
Oh, that is cute.
Is that true?
Why, really?
Oh my god, what's up with the audio?
Action!
We've seen nothing like that any quicker than him being disqualified.
Wow.
All of a sudden, that gap is gone.
Chow is that UK?
Wait, you can't, you're allowed to
Guys, they don't want to touch anymore
It's just the...
What time did he brexit in there, no?
Wait, hold on a minute.
Aw, not this shit again.
Scared.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's all in the history in it this that I think they help from school
I mean it only makes sense. It's it broke. There's nothing much snow there. It's vast land
This had a make it from the inside to go to work
Thank you oh
Yeah, one of the two laggers.
It's a relay.
Oh, thank you.
Sorry, thank you.
going to be needed from the Olympic
I don't understand that
front rounds is controlling this nicely on her
heel edge
looking composed
the young rider
look here comes Banks
with the striking distance
can the experience operate
in the front break from it
take this away
it's tightening up nicely
wait hold on
after this one
Yellow locked in hard.
Yo, yo, yo, UK, UK woke up and said, fuck it, we're all in it.
What's going on with the UK?
They're actually cooking.
That is racing!
That's just taking it all the way to the back end!
What a response!
France stole the bag end!
You know what you're saying?
I can't prove it yet!
There's something going on here!
In the first team of ends of the...
France stole the bag end!
Air interaction, the rain tactic!
The United States are America!
From the inside, in this one,
there are a lot of racists!
Take this from the World Record!
All about the momentum from the outside!
Jackson, Jackson have the beat to block. She is the strength rockin' this world. Can she trick down Jackson?
Nah, I didn't. You don't say when this is for real.
This is what's happenin' at the big competition in my age.
Am I?
That ain't nothing you need on Jackson already.
We'll rock it hard off on the Mademons channel.
Wait.
Yes, they're a two-blade team.
They're two-tupin' 70-meters into the start.
They send over to a jay-gun to a state-countdown by the court.
World record!
The next 500-feb-ten-time is the new Olympic champion,
Air Jackson's 37-fash-two only in half,
but it breaks the left.
I think sporting fell a gesture.
Wait, that's insane.
Chat, does the elevation help at all? It should, it only hurts, right?
I mean, I'm convinced I have to do it in World Records and this shit is insane.
It should only hurt, right?
Oh, I want to see this one.
The parents say come on he wants more it's right
Fucking drones man
Here's an awful take-in.
Skid big edge should be removed.
There's already big edge in slope style.
It's almost the exact same size, same dimensions on the jumps.
Just remove it.
One jump is lame.
Diversity in grab is cool you get less points for doing cool shit on on on the
game so why haven't you removed it?
Because an insane finish is too small.
Super patient on that takeoff getting that new grab sliding that hand up and folding it throughout.
No man.
Welcome to the jungle.
Well because it's just a smaller shit.
No.
1980 so much.
Oh I get it, I get it.
And you think because the jump is cut differently that it's it's it's a lot bigger
It's not a lot bigger over that and I know he has more in the tank
They just cut it differently want to put down that first one
It's about five five ten feet bigger
You know watch they already chat guys. I think usually it's like what the fucking the onslaught like what he likes to be like 65 70 foot
To have my first exam on anesthesia to know we watch this at any video guys. Wish me luck
XQCL. Yeah, watch watch it in kappa check. Yeah
42 months of me looking at that schnoza. Yeah, so 20 20 40 spinaches insane
It draws the attention to the judges, the same way the need-bases are the attention to the contrast.
So, you watch this Olympics and not be banned like the other time. Love you X.
Just getting lucky, really. You got lucky? I think they have different restrictions on globalization and licensing or whatever.
Um, what else?
The Daytona.
Yeah.
If I were to viewbot, wouldn't I viewbot my revenue too?
Wouldn't I viewbot my revenue too every single day?
Wouldn't I viewbot this or no?
True.
Wouldn't I viewbot this or no?
That's my question.
Would I cheat the system?
Would I viewbot my revenue too?
What have you bought my revenue to I dare you ask streamers who you think that view
about show the revenue show it show it show the revenue show the revenue go ahead
wait wait Ron I have a question turkey subs what about it turkey subs 50 70
on Twitch, 1000 subs January 1st. On this day, 1,850, 1,850, 554, 554, check out. 718,
plus seven hundred eighteen three thousand one hundred twenty two dollars just off subs
what is five thousand times seventy percent let's see let's just say if I gained a thousand
Wait, was that? Yeah. Yeah, but I would have.
Then I saw the 38 month sex QCL. What is that?
Turkey, 10 subs. What an idea.
What do I do?
I'm not going to defend any of that.
I'm just saying yesterday.
I mean, I know why we're saying that.
I laugh because I didn't know what context.
Yo, how come when people rage bait,
if you say a comment, you find rage bait.
But you know what I mean?
Like, I'm capable of rage baiting these days.
The average is 18,000 to 20,000 years,
and it has that much excitement on it as lazy.
I'm gonna be real with you.
This is not that creative a deal.
You wanna know why this is really not that creative a deal?
Because kick knows that he bots.
500.
That's really what it is.
They're not stupid, they know he bots
and they know that this is not, that he's worth less.
50 raw per 90 minutes.
15 per month, max one per day.
Huh?
15k per 90 minutes? That's fucking insane, what?
Oh, 15 match month?
Even ice got a better deal.
If he really averaged 15 to 20,000 viewers,
because he does get bottled, this would be worth way more.
Because you guys know I get 15k wrong. He would get way more.
Oh, max 1 per day.
You may be guaranteed $250,000.
Signing bonus, $100,000.
$4,000 per IG story, $8,000 per IG reel, 25% revenue
share affiliate.
If you want me to do the math for you, this comes out.
And this is just the base offer to $4.5 million
a year minimum.
That's pretty good, yeah?
So what's the next one?
Why would you offer someone whose 90%
a box of $5 million a year deal.
If you had no box, it'd be a $10 million deal.
I'm telling you.
I know how stake works now and all this other stuff.
I know how it goes.
This would have been a $10 million deal.
They didn't think you bought it.
But they think you bought.
So they gave you a less deal.
I'm just telling you how it is.
I will say this, though.
I love Eddie.
I love kick.
I really do.
Please don't take away my fucking deal.
I'm very grateful.
We're grateful, right, Chad?
I've given a lot of money away.
$40,000 a month and lawyer fees I have to pay it somehow
Yeah, I don't give it a bug we do you so box it I'm over it
Well, I don't be moving anybody but
People have been proven it and she said yes over the years being a constant
life journey excuse you know you just use this a lot like I mean I still get
wrong but people have proven that you can buy give up with it and nobody will
know whatever and just gonna and she's gonna be be one with anybody else I mean
at that point it's easy because it's yeah it's a lot of see it the way to see
bonding is like yeah right what a point in bonding it where you can't tell you
don't check the meme it says you see less of a eye like good but then you see
to this of the AI, terrible.
Did you know that, did you know that sense?
Because the AI's gone so good that you can't tell
it's AI anymore.
That's kind of what we're at on bots.
Like, before bots were so bad, you could tell,
oh, wow, there's a guy's botting it.
But that's like, oh, there's less bots.
That's actually terrible because that means that
the bots are so good that they're melting in
with everybody else and nobody knows.
So, what can you do?
You coming?
Chais is trolling, yeah he's trolling.
Wow, what the hell is this guy?
What's your how?
How did she find his channel if he's not subbing when he's livin'?
I think it's gonna...
I'm 69 months old, welcome to the...
Because you never know, I might be jumping off of mobility and doing a battle off of mobility.
So always act your pants.
Mom, can I want to take your speed?
And it depends on what I'm doing.
And if I'm doing something good, if I'm playing roadblocks,
if I'm playing still-the-brain-right, you know still-the-brain-right?
Exactly. So if I'm playing that, you can join my stream, okay?
Okay, take your phone back.
You did.
Jesus, then.
Yo, she just wanted to say hello, and she got a fucking lesson at an Uncan.
Like, never be your heroes, dude. Jesus.
She don't give a fuck.
Well, she don't give a fuck about whatever you just said.
That's crazy.
Oh my god, a black and white!
Oh!
Sorry!
Yo, what is this shit?
What was it?
AI, AI games will kill all the other games.
are going to die to fucking AI games.
She's just hating it?
I don't care.
What is happening?
You're begging for what?
I'm begging for what?
That's not it.
That's justified.
I don't blame it for that.
Where is the...
What is the easiest eat food?
Oh, he wants to wait for golden carrots.
Where is he going?
No, he's never gonna get up there. No shot.
I mean yeah, I mean it isn't playable chat
Diamonds! I don't need diamonds! I need gold! Don't fire! Stop it!
Yeah, I think it's like he runs, he's a chatterbox.
Oh, it's so fast, dude, it's so fast!
Yeah, they're more like a storyline.
Yeah, everyone has it as this little story, no?
Really?
Very cool.
Oh, boy, they're slipper.
I mean it keeps opening up to your mother
So I won't eat this food up
That's good
She was the right spot
Huh
Fuck you portal friends
Yeah, he built it so weird, eh?
Yeah, you're not supposed to put the blood on that side before, you just put it after.
No!
Fuck, it's T-Reed!
I should play more demos, dude 10 seconds plus 80 bucks just the main menu alone was
enough for me to know I don't want this game weird freak shit so what'd you say
demo is still available what you want me to play the knee-high three demo again
shut up bitch what's octopus MGS demo oh that's a demo that came out yesterday
well I think it's friction right if you want I don't really want to look at
this girl's feet.
I did a little bit odd.
You know what?
More of this game.
Thanks Arizona.
Exit.
Yes.
Delete that shit.
I was like, you know, we say shit like this is a notepad game, whatever, but I didn't
know it was really going to be.
Yeah, I think it's not weird.
You can make it weird, you know what I mean?
you're gonna lay in your bed to brace your head for CTE and you're gonna bone smash
You're gonna lay in your bed and brace your head for CTE is isn't that like brain damage?
Well, no, so that's why you lay in your okay, and that's gonna grow your facial bones
You you smash like you punch yourself in the face. Yeah
If I punch myself in the face, I'm gonna get like a nice new job. Yeah according to Wolf's law, right?
Do you punch yourself in the face? Yes
Is that why you're so fucked up?
Um like reasonably just your fist. Yeah, I see he's a hammer, but
My parents would would go into my bathroom and take it away
Yeah, I know it sounds a little silly like people are gonna think I'm trawling
Borderline I almost don't want to do to work. Yeah, absolutely
So it is very interesting.
I guess the more you know, the more you know.
Anyway, I've seen this before.
Oh, Lizzie?
Someone up on Kik who averages 100 viewers.
And I asked him to send me his commission.
He did.
Somebody on Kik who averages 100 viewers in an 11-hour
stream made $109.
In a 7-hour stream, $40.
In a two hour stream, $7.
And then I look back to my kick revenue
when I streamed on kick for one day.
If I was averaging the same amount of viewers
as this guy who made $100, how did I make $5,000?
But I had 100 real viewers, right?
So how did I make 50X what someone with the 100 viewers
on kick made in the same day?
They wanted me to do two hours non-gambling content on kick.
If I'm 90% bop, why do you want me on your site
doing two hours of non-gambling content?
That doesn't make any sense to me.
Max cash out per month, $500,000.
Minimum guarantee, $250,000.
Signing off, $100,000.
$4,000 per IG story, $8,000 per IG reel.
25% revenue share affiliate.
If you want me to do the math for you,
this comes out and this is just the base offer
to $4.5 million a year minimum.
Why would you offer someone who's 90% bots
a $5 million a year deal?
And I said no two days ago.
And the next day, this clip pops up
that I have 90% bots.
A day after I declined the deal.
A day after I said no.
What day after?
Hey!
I picked it!
I'll join you live till I join you.
What's still happening here?
Anyway, you...
Chad, I actually looked at the life of the man I was young, Chad.
You know what my mom, Steve, told me?
She always asked me, dude, who's playing at these hours of the night or whatever, right?
And I was like, oh, yo, I was in my friend's play on.
And then she said it, she said it.
It's not your friends play it like you all night, all day long.
that they come online one by one and you stay on it and you put it all of them
and I was like do you know what that is actually true?
Ramadan is coming up bro, I'm up the fast.
Hey what if you train it though? Do you still fast? For real?
Oh, Ramadhan coming up. Where's Ramadhan?
Ramadhan is coming up, bro.
I heard they eat at night, right?
Or something?
Or even when the sun is down.
Yeah, I know my shit. I know my shit.
I need to eat this food really badly.
It's only 80 minutes. I don't want to watch these two videos though.
I
Want to say that how the most there's nags. He was assassinating
These two soy sauce that you can actually taste the soy sauce in your mouth
Really?
Soldiers are on an important mission
Above them the war of the plain faith
Good sign, the Rocket League tournament.
Oh, I get it.
There's nothing.
The what?
This video includes descriptions of suicide and mass murder committed under the Nazi regime.
Our coverage is largely based on these two books.
This is a photo of Reinhardt-Hydrich and his wife, Lena.
It was taken in May 1942 at the Wallenstein Palais in Prague, where they attended a
concert.
Oh, this jacket!
Reinhardt-Hydrich loves music.
He's the son of a singer and composer
But despite showing musical talent as a child. He chose a very different path for himself
After graduating from school. He joined the Reich's Marina the German Navy
Hydric is tall blond and athletic. He looks like he walked straight out of a Nazi propaganda poster
But this picture perfect facade is deceptive
He speaks with a strangely thin high-pitched voice
He's said to have been haunted by deep insecurity and self-hatred in school and also in the Navy people mock him
Rumors spread that he has Jewish roots
They call him blonde Moses in a Germany turning toward Nazism. It's a nickname. He despises
December 1930 he meets Lena von Austin at a dance in Kiel
after just four dates they get engaged it said that he was drawn to her Nordic
looks maybe hoping they'd silence those rumors about him having Jewish ancestry
but then scandal strikes the newly engaged couple
Hydrik is brought before a naval court of honor a former girlfriend accuses him
of breaking a promise to marry her he's discharged from the Navy a
humiliating fall from grace why are you really it but unfortunately it's
It's not the end of his career.
That's crazy!
A few months later, a family friend introduces him
to Heinrich Himmler.
Hadric joins the Nazi Party and the SS.
And from there, his rise is meteoric.
Uh-oh.
In just a few years,
Hadric becomes one of the most powerful men
in Nazi Germany.
He's made chief of the Reich Security Main Office,
the SS and police agency.
In 1938, he orchestrates Kristallnacht,
the night of broken glass. Across Germany, synagogues burn. Jewish businesses are ransacked
and thousands of people are arrested, beaten, or killed. In July 1941, Hydrick is tasked with
planning what the Nazis call the final solution to the Jewish question. The blueprint for the
systematic mass murder of Europe's Jews, is the boss of Adolf Eichmann, another key
holocaust architect recovered in this yo yo yo a few months later in autumn 1941
hydric receives a significant promotion he's sent to Prague as deputy rake
protector of Bohemia and Moravia Nazi Germany occupied the Czech lands in 1939
and the rake protector Constantine von Neueroth governs the territory but von
Noiroth is considered to lax so Hydric becomes the de facto governor. He definitely isn't to lax.
Hitler has sent the man with the iron heart. Hydric orders mass arrests, executions and deportations.
Thousands of checks are sent to concentration camps. His reign of terror earns him a title
that history will never forget. The Butcher of Prague. To the outside world, it appears
Hydric has crushed the Czech resistance and the shadows a plan to assassinate him is in motion
While Hydric makes himself comfortable with his family in his castle near Prague hundreds of kilometers away
Two soldiers are training to kill him
The Czech government is in exile its leaders are in London. Czech military intelligence is cooperating with the British special operations
executive together they plan a top secret mission to assassinate hydric operation
anthropoid enter young kubish and yosef gabczyk meeting in poland in 1939
eventually joined the french foreign legion he's a way to stole the castle in
the ranks of the legion they become good friends after the fall of France check
forces are moved to Britain. In the autumn of 1941, Gabchik is chosen for Operation Anthropoid.
When his partner suffers an injury during training, Gabchik insists that Kubisch be
the one to replace him. Both men are proud soldiers who had watched their homeland fall
to the Nazis without a fight. Now they're determined to strike back, no matter what
the cost. Together they prepare for one of the most dangerous missions of the war.
to strike at the heart of the Nazi regime.
3D scenes like these are made by humans.
Brilliant!
In the early hours, it's time to get started.
I bought a lot of these, I bought five now.
In the early hours of the summer of 29, 1941,
a British Halifax bomber drops its deadly car.
Gabchik and Kubish.
But heavy snow blinds the crew,
making navigation nearly impossible.
So they accidentally drop Gabchik and Kubish
the wrong location what instead of landing east of pilsen they end up east of Prague as they approach
the ground gab cheek misjudges the height and injures his left foot no now they have no idea
where they are it's night and it's cold job that's that's all the two soldiers bury their
parachutes in the snow and take shelter in the abandoned tunnels of an old stone quarry
Their landing hasn't gone unnoticed.
During the night, a local gamekeeper heard the plane, climbed onto the roof of his house,
and saw two parachutes heading toward him.
The next morning, he finds the buried parachutes and follows a trail of footprints in the
snow.
This guy!
It doesn't take him long to find Gabchik and Kubish, and confront them.
The young men pretend to be surveyors, but their cover story quickly falls apart,
and they reluctantly admit the truth.
Luckily, the gamekeeper wants to help them.
They're stunned to find out they've landed 20 miles from Prague,
far from their contacts.
Kabchik is injured, and the mission already looks doomed.
But then, fate intervenes.
Oh, a local miller, who also heard the plan that night,
tracks them down.
He's a member of Sokol, a band check nationalist group,
and offers to connect them
with the underground network in Prague.
It violates the strictest rules of their mission.
No contact with the local resistance until their mission is over.
But they're desperate.
They have no choice but to accept help.
Over the next few months, they're sheltered by a network of great families,
ordinary people risking everything to feed and hide them.
Well, that's insane.
Reinhard Heidrich is busy organizing the infamous Vanze conference,
a meeting called to streamline the mass murder of Jews.
He doesn't realize that all the while, two men are observing him, learning his habits,
noting every route and ritual.
They even have inside help from people working in his castle.
They sketch out several ideas for how to take him out.
An attack at his castle or his estate isn't an option.
The SS guards them too closely.
But they see another opening.
Hydric always travels without guards, accompanied only by his chauffeur.
It's the one time he's exposed, so they decide to strike while he's on the road.
They consider stretching a wire across the street to force his car to slow down, but time
is running out.
They hear rumors that Hydric might leave Prague soon.
The pressure mounts, and they need to move quickly.
May 26, 1942.
In a magnificent concert hall, Hydric and his wife enjoy compositions by his father,
Bruno.
Not far away, two men finish their final checks.
Tomorrow, they'll attempt to kill the butcher of Prague.
Gabchick is armed with a British Sten gun.
Koudi holds the explosives.
They pack two briefcases.
One contains the disassembled Sten gun,
while the other holds two bombs.
To an observer, the briefcases look ordinary.
The weapons are hidden beneath layers of fresh grass.
It's the perfect cover.
with warts
time food shortages many locals keep rabbits
so carrying grass for feed is a common sight
what?
really?
the next morning
Reinhardt hydricks day
what?
because peacefully
it's a fresh spring day
that common?
he finishes breakfast
and plays with his three children
his wife is pregnant with a fourth
at around ten o'clock
he leaves the safety of his castle
with his chauffeur
on a narrow street in the Lebane district
strict on the outskirts of Prague, Gavchik waits. Kubitsch is positioned here, just a
few meters away. Both have stood here for over an hour. Tense, silent, ready. Then, finally,
Hydrix Mercedes-Benz pulls up. Not yet. Not yet. Now, Gavchik steps forward, throws
off his raincoat, raises the sten and pulls the trigger. But nothing happens.
Yeah classic it. Classic.
Monster training for this one moment and the gun jams.
I always jam.
Maybe glass clump the mechanism. The sten had a reputation for jamming easily. Or maybe
it's just bad luck. We'll never know.
You're a weapon of revolvers man. A weapon of revolvers. You're an old-class revolver.
Hydric thinks there's only one attacker, so he yells at his driver to stop and draws his
pistol.
Kubish seizes the moment, but he misjudges his throw.
Yeah.
Hydric survives.
Kubish scrambles onto his bicycle and disappears down the street.
Gabchik is chased by Hydric's driver and flees into a nearby butcher shop.
When the driver bursts in, Gabchik finally makes the stand work, shooting him in the
leg and escaping both assassins get away but there's no sense of triumph the
mission failed they haven't eliminated their target I mean that was the
hideous critically wounded by the explosion he's rushed to beloved
hospital in a passing delivery truck and on June 4, 1942 eight days after the
attack Reinhardt-Hyderick subcombed to his wounds okay immediately after the
assassination, the Gestapo launches a massive manhunt for the attackers. But they have no
real leads. Frustrated, the regime demands blood to avenge the death of the deputy right
protector. The Nazis choose the village of Ledica, which has 503 residents, for their
revenge. They suspect some within the village support the attackers. But there's no
In a real evidence of this.
On June 10, 1942, a few hours after midnight, Nazi troops raided the village.
They shot 173 men on the spot.
The women are sent to Ravensbruck concentration camp.
Children under a year old and those selected for re-education through placement in German
families remain alive.
All other children are killed at the Chelmnoek extermination camp in Poland.
Of the villages, former 503 inhabitants, only 143 women and 17 children survived the
war.
After murdering or deporting the villagers, the Nazis destroy the entire village.
homes, the church, even the cemetery. They filmed the entire process. By 1943, only this empty field
remains. For the Nazis, the destruction of the town is symbolic of their power. Usually they
would try to hide their war crimes, but this time their brutality is on full display. The blood
and death turned into propaganda.
After the inhabitants of this place
were destroyed by the propaganda again,
through the support of the murder of the SS
pro-provence leader Heidrich,
who was forced to be punished by the law,
the male adults were shot,
the women were transferred to a concentration camp,
and the children were brought to a proper treatment.
The buildings of the place were destroyed in the same time,
and the name of the municipality was removed.
I mean, I didn't make sense of it.
I mean, didn't really even believe what they were saying.
I mean, an entire village ever,
like everybody supported the action,
everybody helped or whatever.
I mean, nobody, there's no way that citizens
listen to this radio and go, oh, this makes sense.
I mean, no way, right?
Actually.
But even after burning Ladizah to the ground
and murdering most of its inhabitants,
the Nazis aren't done.
They wanna find the men behind the attack.
So they announce an amnesty
Anyone who comes forward with information will be spared and there's a reward a million Reichsmarth's
How much of that chick and Kubitsch's comrades takes the deal his name is Carl Chukda
His story is similar to theirs. He fled to Poland joined the French foreign legion and trained in Britain for special operations
He was also brought to the protectorate for a mission
But on June 16, 1942, he decides to collaborate with the Gestapo in Prague.
In exchange for a new identity and the cash, he gives them the assassins, and the names
of the families sheltering them.
One of them is the Morovets family.
The Gestapo storms their home.
The mother takes her own life with poison, but her son is taken for interrogation.
Using truly unspeakable methods, they break him.
He eventually tells them what his mother once told him.
If you're ever in serious trouble, go to the church of Saint Cyril and Methodius.
Inside this Orthodox church, Gabchik and Kubish have found refuge.
Here, in the damp darkness of the crypt, the two assassins and five other paratroopers
wait for orders from London.
They know about the Dica.
They know that hundreds of innocents have already died in the Nazi reprisals.
Crushed by guilt, they consider committing suicide in a public park.
They hope that leaving a note claiming responsibility might finally stop the killings.
But before they can make their move, it's too late.
The Nazis surround the church.
Man.
All hell breaks loose.
Seven men against more than 700 SS and Gestapo troops.
When the Nazis can't break through their defenses, they flood the crypt.
Kubish dies from injuries he suffered in the firefight.
Seven hundred...
Men, one by one, the other paratroopers choose death over capture.
Some use cyanide, others their last bullets.
In the end, both of Hadrix's assassins are dead.
Dozens of resistors, entire families, are executed for helping them.
Among them, Bishop Karast and other members of the Czech Orthodox Church.
And the Nazis' revenge doesn't end there.
Just days later, they wipe another village, the Jacqui, off the map.
Every adult in the village is executed.
Most children are deported and killed, and the village is burned to the ground.
Like Ledica, the Jacqui simply ceases to exist.
But, Chad, the adult villagers don't have, like, native German, like, uh, uh,
clearly gather targets that they want. I mean, one dare be, I'm just saying, according to their own,
like, vision, doesn't make sense, you know?
They don't give a shit, really. This is my version of the legend.
After the end of World War II, Nazi official Carl Hermann Frank, who ordered the mass murder in the D.C. and the Giacchi,
was convicted and executed.
Karel Chugda had continued to work with the Gestapo until the end of the war.
He then attempted to flee, but was captured and sentenced to death.
He was executed in Krog on April 29, 1947.
Even after her husband's death, Nina Hydroch remained a prominent figure.
She didn't return to Germany until 1945.
After the country's surrender, her husband's property was seized, confiscated as the
assets of a war criminal. She spent the rest of her life defending his legacy, repeatedly
denying that her late husband was responsible for any war crimes. In the 1950s, she won
several lawsuits against West Germany, securing a substantial widow's pension and regaining
her luxurious summer home.
Today, a memorial stands at the site of the Ambush in Prague. It honors Josef Kabčík,
Yankubish and a third figure representing the Czech civilian resistance in the Czech villages of the Dice and the Jaki
memorials mark the sites of the mass killings
These places serve as not just reminders of lives lost but his warnings
Never let something like this happen ever again
Chop
Some of the war efforts, it seems to me like they were pushing everywhere, going to different
countries, going everywhere, wanting to be around, lock in and be like, fuck this, and
we collapse on the attacker.
Nope.
All right then.
I studied that war in school, okay?
I had advanced history, war history, and I didn't get that.
What it takes so long for people to lock in.
I don't want to make a mistake again, I'm just going to get a f***ing reaction.
In Paducah, Kentucky, officers respond to the scene of an alleged arson.
We know we're above.
So we're here, we're here.
We need food to get a puppy.
We're going to try, we're going to try.
Where are you supposed to be at?
He's done that time.
What's your name?
Lily.
I hope this is good.
I got that trip. Thank you.
There you are.
I can guarantee you the most productive thing you'll be on.
He's an easy guy.
Shaz is kick on that land
Is another living burger video really?
Um, I like it Jack Jack I like it to the check. I don't normally trust a check, but I like he trust it
Well, it's the name Burger, I mean, yes, I chose another one video, it's just one
chat, I cannot watch it, I'll take his word for it.
Can I have it cheated?
Again?
That looks fine.
This is fine, right?
You're a loud double-toucher
You don't touch a stone before the hotline nobody listen to the rules
Like absolutely not
I have an empire
I see that's what I'm talking about
I don't understand what I'm talking about
You see?
No, there's nothing you can do about it.
She didn't touch a rock?
I just, I like...
She didn't touch a rock?
I'm here, so I only...
She didn't touch a rock, you fucking moron?
What are you talking about?
I only take the call from the bottom line.
I guess there's nothing we can do.
No, you did nothing!
You're saying, but can we talk to Brett?
Yeah.
Yo, yo.
Nope.
It's the red part of the handle.
He wakes up one day and decides not to dedicate their life pushing around a fucking rock on
a slab of ice.
Nope.
Like what the fuck?
No.
That, that, no.
We read it yesterday.
That doesn't count as a second touch.
Yo listen.
This is the hog line, I'm pretty sure.
You can double touch as much as you want to before the hog line as long as you
don't touch the stone. We would have to see if her finger went down onto the rock as it
went down. But there's an indentation, so we need to get another angle. If you think you
can make a call on pure cheating, what is that? You're wrong. Sorry. You're making
assumption that you can't make it so I don't know if you should I don't be sure
about that but you can't take it either for an angle I know I'm here so I only
her finger bends its cheeks what stop stuttering
I can't understand you.
Um, is there any other angles though?
Yo, we need to debunk this.
Shut up.
Yo, I'm gonna debunk this.
Fuck that.
Yo, this is anti-Canadian hate.
That's fucked.
This is fucked.
Guys, is there any other angles of this at all?
Well, woman, Canada, curling, cheating.
Or, well, I mean, we saw this guy.
Yo, I said, I said, fuck, I said woman.
I said woman.
Yo, okay, now you do the sexist.
That's crazy.
for the ban you
um
today
well me was a day
just link the fucking
link the thing man
You see you're like nine spots ahead of clav on the mob ninja rankings are
Head of our leaders our leaders right now through the answers making their way down to the deeper
They're not far away from getting to that
Thanks down. It's the admins to
Ancient huge shot for the craft bump boon car straight into any any flags
I mean any red flag and he whatever
M forest
I mean did that a single person with a flag there? I mean
Race control
Straighten them at the top of the BMW.
Save your cowboards and fight, save your cowboards and fights.
They should have new rules for these events.
They should have a council of approved, like, people that can be given flags in case of,
so like this, so that they can red flag, like an obvious red flag.
Clear guidelines, very easy guidelines, I mean, there's like,
what's that? You don't want to put any flags, but you can put a whatever flag
if something is absolutely fucked.
And then they have some at every fucking 50 feet of some shit
Like come on, man, this is crazy or drones
What a joke dude
I
Was it
Logan Paul streaming how that isn't I just know my ears Alex to do I'm done
Bro, this is this is the number one number one streamer of Israel Israel's finest
Yeah, I saw I saw one of his fucking pigs
I
Saw one of his
Number one and it was awesome. We've got homeless people on the streets of LA living in tents with a newer iPhone than your president
Fucking awesome. Hell. Yeah, baby I
Said we have an elite pedo cabal running the government so their petto friends can extract super proper the global south so that we could
So that we dominate militarily the wealthiest nation on earth. We're close to a million people sleep outside every now
We're a cruel Joe. We can do better
Spiritually dr. Kid inspect
No, this is the this is the new version. That's what I'm saying. This is like the patch notes version where
Israel, but it did its very best to be like let's get dr. Disrespect, but without the the kid
It's cringe
That's what it is
You entertain yourself your co-workers entertain themselves with burnt peanut the most co-worker
entertaining
Content creator out there designed in an Israeli laboratory
Let's get to another
spiritually Israeli Vtuber
Chibi yo, yo
Yeah, I feel like I feel like I
buzz-wortifying and kind of making everything Israel makes nothing Israel
but the reality is is that actual actual proper and real concerns for the
state of Israel's action that people don't agree with that that are
generally unexcited will go more tame if you make everything Israel like
that's it guys that is just the basis of everything but you make
everything something nothing is that anymore because it's it's whatever it's
like it's this is devil like it doesn't matter what you think what your
belief is what is it it's still correct like it you're just just just making
anything more more tame I was joking but you seem to be quite upset that okay
just joking them then like um that's not that their point is a dilute that's not his point though
what well i i i don't even care i don't even get a stroll i don't even sure we said that i
i didn't i didn't see any of that what were you talking about i just know you're fucking with
would be all right. I don't know what that means anyway.
It's a hummus. The paste? The paste?
The paste?
too late. Todd Gillil and the first victim there and the number 34-4, a couple of cars
scooped through but most everybody else has caught up in this.
Cheers. It's right here is why you pull back on the race track if you chase Briscoe. Trying
to get- What the fuck is he doing?
Tractor to chase briscoe trying to get
Point 41 year old is he not gonna leave the space open there?
Chad this is not leaving a space right ex-qcl
I mean how could you ever blame the guy in white then the the guys door is screaming against the fucking wall
It's not like the guy can turn in a way that would be bad that can't do fucking anything
He's fucking squeezed in his briscoe trying to get
Points you never know who's who else is gonna fall out of this thing I
Love this angle where you can really see the momentum ships go from the outside of the inside. Yeah, I mean, yeah
Jesus
I'm going to hang on hold up the front of the mud and clear not clear
Little bit of a school looked like to me on his
Block to the outside what's up the racetrack and that's really what starts?
I find it's gonna be terrible is here trust me
I
Know what it is what is this post? What is this post?
We ban XQC, because he was three hours late.
True ban ban ban.
Not doing that again.
Ban XQC.
Remember X.
So I think the next time we do this, we...
True.
Actually true.
Anyway, what else do I have in the chat?
True.
Fair fair posts
Barack Obama
I have anybody that's walking it went to
Um, interesting.
Anyway, well, see you later.
I see that you're working with
Stephen Smith to design using
bullies. Yeah, what are y'all
cooking up?
That will never find out.
Interesting. I see that you're
working with Stephen Smith to
design using bullies. Yeah,
what are y'all cooking up?
Chad, was that a, was, was that a gotcha question, Chad?
Was that, was that like a bad, was that a bad question?
Was there something I don't know about this?
Uh, she knew what she did and what she do.
She was asking about, yeah,
asking about student Smith with Jenin's working with.
Um, okay, hold on, hold on.
Chad, devil's advocate.
Was that it?
Is there anything else going on in this light that's more prominent than that collab?
It seems like maybe she honed it on something that could be kind of a gotcha out of all things
and it seems like a little bit of a try to get them perhaps?
I feel like there may be a room for that, no?
Well, I'm asking because I mean, I don't know.
I can see the validity of him being mad if that were the case.
But who knows?
He has new music coming out?
I mean, I'm sure he has a lot of things going on.
So I'm asking, it seems like it's pretty precise.
One, uh-oh.
What?
What are we at?
The current fade on the illustrator, 12 million.
No way.
What?
That's bad.
No way.
One more bit in the record all time.
Chad, what are they using for the bidding?
They don't want to throw.
Chad, are they using some really strong
legacy website, well done thing,
or is it their own thing?
thing was is that like their own thing I don't want to be rude I will just say
though I remember I remember some there's an auction a while back and that
people were a bidding on it and the thing was the thing was stuffed it like
some people were bidding could you guys remember I think it was the play with
Pokemoners like that.
Luca Tim.
Facts.
Hold on.
Uh-oh.
What?
What are we at?
The turn paid.
Top of the fly.
Anyone who went to visit in this card, a liquid market,
just buy that class, action lawsuits,
a 2.5 mil total to the card would have five Xs
at this sale price.
12 mil.
Oh my god!
I don't understand it, I don't understand it.
He sold the shares of the card.
What does that mean though?
Oh, people put 2.5 million?
You could buy a share of the card on liquid market
and they don't get that?
Why not?
Why, why not?
I don't understand it.
If the card is sold at a price
and they're sharing it.
Oh, someone plays a bit of Final Naked
to play it again as a Pokemon.
Yeah, I remember this, yeah.
I think some of those were fake, they were scuffed.
He scanned and bought it back, I don't know what it means though.
No way, Bruno.
He was going about there,
his burner account was exposed.
I love you, X, can you react to some Glavicular?
Oh, no.
PSA 10.
There was a PSN9 that got graded nine times.
Dude, what is, what are they doing this shit?
It's so weird.
Is there anything about that?
What is that?
Have they covered this?
Yeah, I did cover this, did I not?
It's now been two weeks since the kidnapping
of Nancy Guthrie, the mother of today's show host
Savannah Guthrie.
For the latest, we turn to Jonathan Degli.
Friday night seemed to offer the break in this and a captivated nation had been
there's more for a wave of law enforcement converged on a street near
Nancy Guthrie's home and surrounded a great Range Rover in a nearby parking
lot but hope faded yesterday when authorities announced no arrests it was
a climax to a roller coaster of a week that delivered both promising leads
and his heartening setbacks.
We are in an hour of desperation.
And we need your help.
The help Savannah Guthrie pleaded for came Tuesday
when the FBI shared that haunting door cam video.
By that evening, investigators had detained
a delivery driver suspected to be that masked man,
only to release him the next morning.
I mean, I hope you get the suspect, because I'm not it.
Thursday brought new clues.
A pair of black gloves found near Guthrie's home
and an FBI description of the suspect,
about five foot nine average build
and carrying a black Ozark trail hiker backpack.
On Friday, Pima County Sheriff Chris Nano
revealed DNA at the scene
matched neither Guthrie nor anyone close to her.
Has it led to a name?
Boy, I wish it did.
What happened to Nancy Guthrie
has tested investigators at every turn.
As an investigator, this is rare, unique, complex, all together.
Retired FBI Special Agent Lance Lysing has seen it all, but not this.
Just a flood of incoming tips.
That's overwhelming.
Then you add the celebrity to this case.
Why her?
You add some notes.
You add a serious nature of the victim who's very elderly and the area, a very
affluent area there in Tucson, Arizona. This is a lot of once in a lifetimes all
in one case. Investigators may not see one of these aspects their entire
career but all of these together in one case make it very
difficult. The search for Nancy Guthrie now enters
its third week. Unrelent. Uh the close bind is FBI all of my
neighbors are looking for a car spark everywhere the copter is constantly
overhead. Ding and unfinished.
Who believe this shit that what we wrote with them back?
Whoever believes the shit is that is that what why is the way to be done for brilliance?
I mean what what even says what are you pointing at did I hate fake posters like even make even make even materialize
Some form of idea of why this would not be true
like
Why do you think it's not true what they gave what they what do you think is that play?
Wow sleep sleeping face emoji
What?
I'm crazy right here.
Let me get a full boost.
Let me get a full boost for a one time.
Who's that? That's me.
You go. You go. You go.
Very cool.
Don't be greedy. Look at that.
I got it. I got it.
Flick them. Flick them. Flick them.
Beautiful out there.
Anyway.
I
Was with the jet re-animal
Yeah, I'm not sure what about this like a log and shit was that is that is that there's no you actually scammed again
Okay, I'll move on to this
I
Spent 5.3 million
Fuck
3,000% the last 20 years meaning this is now worth more than all of these watches these cars and probably this dinosaur
Because it is the only perfect PSA 10 Pikachu illustrator in
dude
PSA 10 that's gap distance and now is there a zoom in on this at all. I'm letting it go
This grail is going up for auction on Pokemon's 30th anniversary.
The crown jewel of the highest grossing franchise in the world.
Someone is going to own the Guinness World Record-setting card that I hunted for years.
And that I wore out to my WrestleMania debut.
It is the very best.
And that is why I spent 5.3...
I'll explain it.
Hello, you absolute legend.
Oh boy, Logan Paul is making headlines again due to his invite.
And I don't say allegedly because he may not have bought it, I say allegedly because it
was a private sale, and we have no idea what he actually paid, despite what he claims.
The amount Logan claims to have paid should be treated with skepticism, because one, Logan
Paul lies about everything, and two, he used that announcement of his purchase to advertise
the platform he co-founded, Liquid Marketplace.
This was a very hard decision to make, but yes, I will be listing this card on a platform
that I co-founded called Liquid Marketplace.
It allows co-ownership of top tier assets, so instead of one person me owning this card,
we as a collective can co-own it together.
And we've seen this exact same-
WHAT?!
Same thing before.
When I covered the sealed video game bubble, it was the exact same play.
The co-founder of the Auction House, Heritage Auctions, Jim Halperin, and several other
insiders-
Dude, fuck!
Silent Investors in the grading company Water Games bought a Super Mario for $100,000.
And this made news as the most expensive video game ever sold.
And they used this sale to pump the market and advertise their platforms.
And as it later turned out, they lied about the details of the sale.
In their press release, they claimed only three people bought the game.
But in a deposition given by Water Games-
Well, he didn't pay out if people have to hear about it then.
Dennis Khan, he admitted that not only had four people bought the game, but the original
owner still got to keep partial ownership of it. So the sale was a complete sham. That is why
whenever you hear about these sales connected with advertisements of platforms co-owned by the
purchaser, you can be pretty confident in assuming that the details of the sale are total bullshit.
Logan Paul claims he paid $5.3 million for this Pokemon card and that 51% of his card
would be available for purchase through his platform, Liquid Marketplace.
I'll also be listing it for $5 million instead of the $5.3 million I bought it for,
so basically I'll be giving you guys $300,000 discounts because everyone likes discounts.
And I should say this, I'll be retaining 49% ownership of the cards.
On July 10, 2022, it was officially announced that Paul's card would be available for purchase,
with 51% of the listed value being $2.55 million.
dollars and a month later it was announced that the entire share on offer had been sold out.
Now let's read this announcement carefully because it's important to understand how this
process works. The post reads, Now the holy grail of pokemon cards has sold out and is available
for trading on the marketplace. The LMP community now controls the future of the card and will
take part in all decisions made as to whether it will be taken out of the collector's vault
for events or to be auctioned off. There are multiple cards to this post that are critical
to understanding why Logan Paul is now in hot water. The first is the part where it says
the card has sold out and is available for trading on the marketplace with these fractional
investment platforms.
Okay, but what if he has his buddies have 2% and him and them they're 15% together I mean, couldn't they couldn't they
There are two phases when offering an asset with the first being the initial offering
This is where the platform sells its equity to the public in the form of tokens
So in this case in July 2022 LMP begins the offering phase during this phase
people buy ownership in the asset and they are buying directly from LMP.
This is phase one. If and only if all of the initial offering is sold they move to
phase two. Phase two is where the asset is put on the marketplace where token
holders may buy and sell tokens between one another. So this approach is saying
that all of the 51% on initial offer had been purchased and now tokens are
able to be freely traded between other token holders. With LMP no longer
owning any share of the assets. That's why the post then says the LMP community now controls
the future of the card and will take part in all decisions made. Because the token holders have a
majority ownership in the card, they should in theory have control over what happens to it,
including whether or not it is sold to a third party or through an auction. And this decision
process is supposed to be controlled through a vote. Unfortunately, however, all of this
is a total lie. And by all of this, I really do mean all of this. Nothing about this post is true.
When Logan Paul claimed you could co-own assets, he was lying. When the co-founder Ryan Bahaduri
went around touting in promotional pieces that buying a token gives you genuine ownership over
the asset, he was lying. When LMP stated that the community now controlled the future of Logan's
card, it was lying. But the entire premise of the platform was never true. Now what I'm
First going to do is explain how liquid marketplace was a scam in general perpetrated by multiple people not so
What would you go around and and buy a part of a bunch of shit out there? It's I mean I
Mean dude they think of one point of failure the person that has the assets
What about if they jump in the water just Logan Paul and then we will circle back specifically to Logan afterwards to wrap up
Everything in a nice neat bow
Did you get money back?
Remember a few years ago there was this massive drama around established titles?
The problem was that creators were telling their viewers that people really got to purchase
and own land.
Well, this is a little bit kooky bud.
Osso technically owns land in Scotland now, which means he's a lord.
Okay, so let me see this thing.
There's this really cool company called Established Titles and you can actually buy land in
Scotland.
If you look here, you can actually find his actual plot number.
How much land does he own?
He owns one square foot of land in Scotland.
Okay.
And...
But this was all a lie.
You weren't purchasing land at all.
It was all just make-believe.
Established titles still kept ownership of the land, and when you gave money to establish
titles, they didn't give up control or ownership of that plot.
They just gave you a plaque and made it seem like you owned something, but you
really didn't.
And it was this false advertising that got everyone's knickers in a twi-
Yeah, but even if you were to own that, that, that one-feet of land, let's say, let's say
they were, how do you enforce that?
Like can you go and put like a, a piece of wood on your one-feet of land, I mean?
Twist.
And it's the exact same thing with LMP.
All of the marketing, including from Logan Paul's own mouth, said that you could co-own
collectibles.
But that wasn't true.
I know he said it.
And you had no ownership or control.
its this false advertising and the misleading statements that are partially responsible for
the Ontario Securities Commission bringing proceedings against LMP and several of its
principles in July of 2024. The complaint by the OSCE lists a bunch of issues that we
will get around to, but we will just stick to this ownership issue for now. The OSCE
complaint states that LMP, Bahadurri and Nickdell have perpetrated a fraud on its
investors. Approximately $2.7 million had been obtained by LMP from the sale of LMP tokens
to LMP token purchases. LMP, Bahadurri and Nickdale made false and misleading statements to token
purchases including that LMP tokens represent legal ownership and underlying collectibles.
So this false advertising is a big deal and such a big deal that the OSC outright calls it fraud.
But here is where the alleged fraud gets really interesting, because notice that number, $2.7 million.
The OSC is saying that by the time they filed this action in June 2024,
LMP had only taken in $2.7 million from the sale of tokens. This doesn't make sense.
When Logan Paul offered 51% of his PSA 10 Illustrator on LMP, it was valued at $5 million.
So the total amount of tokens available for purchase was $2.55 million.
That's true.
Which apparently sold out and that was just one card LMP listed many other collectibles as well
For example a PSA 8 Pikachu illustrator with a total value of 1.1 million
Which also apparently sold out we know it was supposed to have sold out because it was trading on the marketplace
Which only happens that means that either yeah either there's a part missing that that they didn't report or that
Some of the owners bought shares of assets that he's talking about and
They have more than they're letting on once all of the offering is sold
This mechanic was made bought of course by LMP employee as big on their
So already with just these two cards alone. That's three point six million dollars more than what the company took in total for its entire
Existence and you can see on the marketplace. There were a bunch of other expensive items as well
Well, how is this possible?
It doesn't seem to make any sense.
Well, the truth is that it isn't possible.
And the reason this discrepancy exists is because, according to the OSC, LNP was lying about their
collectibles being sold out.
The complaint states,
LNP represented to actual and prospective token purchases that LNP tokens represent-
Did he buy an LNP token to buy a piece of cardboard of some other person on Logan's
platform?
you, your seven folds into complete rot, like
And legal fractional ownership of the underlying collectibles, including that LNP tokens are
offered for pre-order on an initial drop and only once all token collectibles are fully
sold on the initial drop does the collectible move to the marketplace where token purchases
can trade their fractional ownership with other LNP platform users.
Contrary to these representations, LNP moved collectibles to the market.
I don't like Logan, I don't think that as a person, I'm in it by lunchtime, I flow with him on jet.
But I'm always very critical of his crypto moves, I think a lot of them are just bad.
And the problem that I have with Logan in general is that he knows better, he knows better.
Like, he's got a lot of mistakes, instead of doing the same thing, since I made those really bad mistakes,
I'm gonna super lock in and whatever we do anything bad that's of that nature in the future
But it just keeps happening it like I have to deal with you like at that point when they're all guys something broke and
Soon as you know what this platform are like dude people are not being receptive because you made those like so many times though
Look at place points. It's deliberate. You have that yet. Yes. This is deliberate
That had not sold out on the initial drop and deposited the unsolved LMP tokens into LMP platform accounts
That were owned or controlled by the LMP principles or their affiliates in a nutshell
LMP lied to the public by telling them that all of the tokens had been sold when they hadn't and then moved with
When only a fraction of the actual tokens had been purchased
The reason for lying about this is pretty obvious
obvious. The truth is that not enough people were interested in purchasing these stupid
tokens to buy out an entire collectible. Therefore, they would have never made it to the marketplace.
So because of this, the entire business model is instantly killed. The way these platforms
make money is by taking a fee whenever tokens are traded. So if people aren't trading,
no fees are collected and no money is made. Also, lying to the public and claiming that
items would be the state news that they went to court and log it Logan one on all counts
um is it sure being sold out especially very quickly like they represented i can't give people
i think i think i'm gonna i'm gonna say i'm sad is just a second time because i i don't want to
look at all the files and if we have to wait well we will can i be honest with you um i think
that some of the things that they're saying the facts in the lawsuit would be good enough by
themselves regardless of what law they thought that they broke and what like the the the
Simmons themselves or the impression that I don't have a lot of demand which
can entice people on the fence to purchase ultimately however you even with
all of the lies and hype was a complete and utter failure especially for
initial investors and when I say investors I don't mean the people
buying tokens. I mean that before launching LMP, Logan and the other co-founders raised
over $10 million in capital. Hmm. They raised $10 million in capital, but the company only
took in $2.7 million in revenue. Now I'm not a mathematician, but those returns don't
seem very good. The founders of LMP did very well for themselves, however. In the OST
complaint, there were only three people listed, but just those three principles alone received
millions in compensation.
Originally these three gentlemen lied to the OSC, claiming that they only received
a salary of around $100,000 each and only for one year in 2022.
But after further investigation, the OSC uncovered that these three individuals paid
themselves hundreds of thousands of dollars in salaries each and extracted millions from
LMP to companies they owned.
From everything I've seen, it's hard to tell if the real fraud was only supposed to be the
initial capital these guys raised and then used to enrich themselves.
They certainly didn't take that capital and invest it into LMP.
The website was atrociously unstable.
Most of the time the website was down or simply unusable.
In late 2022, the CEO said a mobile app was almost ready and would be launched very shortly.
Though of course, the mobile app never came.
Early 2023, the LNP social media accounts were kept on life support by a couple of low-level
employees, but the principals and co-founders all vanished and left their platform behind
to rust from the inside out.
A September 2023 Instagram reel announcing four new upcoming features that also never
came is the last time LNP made any update on their socials.
As of right now, the website has been down for years and from the reports I've
heard, most users simply lost everything. So it seems pretty clear to me and the OSC
that the officers and owners were in all likelihood just looking to take investor money, pretend
to run a business for a short time, and then bail with everyone's cash when it inevitably
fell apart. Ultimately, it looks like investors in LMP lost $10 million, and LMP token holders
lost a couple of million as well. And now LMP is staring down the barrel of a
Yeah, but isn't this technically pure profit?
I mean, if let's say they own all the cards
that are on the listing, right?
They own all the cards.
People come in, they buy parts of it,
bunch of parts, it's pure profit.
It's money that goes really 100%.
I mean, you're not selling anything.
And nobody gets, you don't have to buy anything
and then give it to somebody else.
I mean, we're talking about an 100% pure profit.
battle. LMP was a failure. But let's return to our hero, Logan Paul, and his PSA 10 Pikachu
illustrator. Because that's the incident that has recently plunged this now years old saga that
was forgotten. In December 2025, Netflix released season 3 of their show, King of Collectibles,
The Golden Touch. This show centers around the founder and CEO of Golden Oxions, Ken Golden.
And in episode three of season three, Logan Paul agreed to sell his PSA 10 Pikachu illustrator through Golden Auctions.
I can give a shit about this card now.
I don't know.
I don't think it's a drill for me.
I mean, is it actually?
My heart tells me to do this deal with you, and so I will do the deal with you.
Great.
This left a lot of people head scratching, because the last thing anyone had heard about this card
is that it was majority owned by LMP token holders.
So it didn't make sense that Logan Paul could then go and auction it off without their consent.
This is the inciting incident that has caused Logan Paul to get back into hot water.
Selling the most expensive Pokemon card in the world brought a lot of attention back
to LMP, and people realized that things weren't adding up.
This prompted Logan to make a statement on Twitter, and we are going to go through
his post in detail because once again, it's full of lies.
Logan states,
As you may know, the PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator was previously listed on Liquid Marketplace,
users could purchase tokens that, according to the company, represented fractional ownership
interest in the card. This is such a misleading statement, because of the company-
I knew it, I called it earlier. So basically, you had set up 49, all you had to do is buy 2% buy, of course.
Let's just, let's just, nobody bought the resident, right? Let's say it's 3% for who's buying sold.
And then they go, oh, well, the guy is the majority, which is like two friends and myself,
We decide we are going to sell the card because we're more than we're 51%
You did say tokens represent fractional ownership. It wasn't just the company. It was
the company itself as a co-founder
I mean wrong. It's a co-founder of Liquid Marketplace. I believe we're set to level the playing field by allowing anyone to own a piece of the world's rarest collectibles
That's my guess
Top tier rarest assets in the world for the entire world to co-own
This was a very hard decision to make but yes, I will be listing this card on a platform that I co-founded called Liquid Marketplace
It allows co-ownership of top-tier assets so instead of one person me owning this card
We as a collective can co-own it together explain
Liquid marketplace
Okay, what it is is fractional ownership
Fractional ownership so if you want to be a collector and
You can't maybe afford an original or a triceratops skull
You can buy a little piece of it if you believe in the triceratops called market
Logan even directly told Time Magazine in April 2022 that Liquid Marketplace allowed people to own top-tier assets.
I do care about the collectible industry and I want to see as many people only top-tier assets as possible and this being the vehicle to that made perfect sense.
So it's insane to me that he would pin this representation on the company and not himself.
And notice how he said, according to a company,
not that tokens actually did represent fractional ownership.
He phrased it this way because the representation was false and he knows it.
So he can't say the tokens did represent ownership,
only that that's what the company told the public.
He continues,
In May 2024, consistent with the platform's terms, I repurchased the card.
I paid a substantial buyout amount to the platform,
which was intended to be distributed to fractional owners
Based on their respective percentages.
I was informed at the time that funds had been distributed accordingly.
This is where things get really...
Whoa!
What?
Wait, Jack, I don't actually understand it.
How could you rebuy billions of yen to contact every single owner of any tokens that are related to this fractional, and buy everything?
There's no fucking way he...
Because nobody did that, that would be possible, is it?
Spicy. The LNP website is now defunct and has been for a while, but using the Wayback
machine, I need to go and check the platform's terms of service at that time. And these terms
are extremely interesting. It says that when the owner of a collectible, called the collector,
lists an item on the marketplace, it gets placed into the name of a wholly owned
subsidiary of LMP, called the Custodian, pursuant to a Custody Agreement, so the entire
collectible gets put into the name of a subsidiary of LMP, which means that now LMP has full
control over the entire asset.
It then says that when you purchase a token and become a token holder, you shall be
deemed to have entered into that Custody Agreement for that collectible.
And what does the Custody Agreement entail?
Well, the custody agreement states that neither the collector nor an individual token holder
will have the right to take possession of the collectible or direct the custodian in any
manner whatsoever, unless an individual acquires sole ownership of the tokens associated with
the collectible.
So, unless you own 100% of the tokens of a collectible, LNP retains complete control
over it.
Therefore, the terms expressly stated...
What?
So, the 51% was bullshipped?
It has to be a hundred percent and only them can do so
That Logan had no power to simply buy his card back
However luckily for Logan there was a loophole that did allow him to get his card back the terms also described the process of a buyout
I eat someone buying the collectible bag from LMP. Well that buyout, but isn't he a co-owner though?
How much could they have possibly?
paid
himself
I mean the term state the LMP may allow users to purchase all of the
Dude, I'm buying this!
Dude, I can sell you this!
Without the other token holders associated with that collectible executing a sale.
Meaning that if LMP decides to initiate a buyout,
token holders can have all of their tokens bought from them at any time
without them having any power to stop it.
The only condition that must be met for LMP to initiate a buyout
is that someone first acquires the minimum number of tokens associated with that collectible,
called the buyout threshold. However, the buyout threshold is not a fixed amount.
It's literally just whatever LNP decides it is at any given time.
The terms even explicitly state that the minimum number of tokens
is something that LNP may establish from time to time.
Even how is that legal though?
LNP make the threshold 90% one day and 10% the next day.
and there is nothing in the terms to prevent them from doing it.
So technically, Logan is correct.
While the custodian did have full control over the card,
and neither token holders nor Logan could do anything to direct the custodian,
this didn't mean that LMP couldn't simply decide to sell the card back to Logan at any time.
After all, LMP sets the rules.
Logan still owned 49% of the card, so all LMP would need to do
I don't think we can survive this though.
They might be a threshold less than 49%, which they can do whenever they want.
And then LMP can simply allow Logan to exercise a buyout at their discretion.
Okay, I get the point.
Logan loves to skirt the edges of what is or isn't, obviously illegal.
This tweet is perfectly crafted to be as technically true as it can be.
The balls.
So, can I, can I, was in circles here?
Assuming only $250,000 of tokens were sold, that's 10% of the token supply.
the rest would have been dumped into LMP controlled accounts
and therefore LMP had control over 90 percent of the token supply
it's up to 12 mil an hour ago really
this is the scans of the photo of the
yeah but the scans are bad though and yo
yo sodium I can't see by the way
the scans are shit I mean you would need to have a much better scan
See if I really know.
I, it's bad quality.
Guys, I can't see anything.
Like how is that a PSA channel?
Right there.
Bro, isn't it actually at the bottom there?
There's an S there.
Oh, because it's a,
it's about right there though.
Look right there.
Can I get a happy birthday ex-QC, ex-QC L?
Um...
Oh my god!
What is that?
Is that... there's Zelda's?
I did it together!
Let's take a look at the scanner.
with the dirt right there though. Buddy, this is shit. It's not perfect. It's shit.
It's fucking tilted!
Okay, no, this is Samuels, right.
Umm...
It's pretty decent.
What's that right there?
Buddy, buddy, it's indented!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, PSA 10, that's cap, that's cap.
I'm a hater.
Buddy, buddy, what the gosh darn is this?
There's an L it is indented in it. It's cooked on the plastic. Fuck that.
No, there's absolutely plastic in it.
Well, you're wrong. Yeah, I'm not wrong. It's in the plastic. Yeah, I'm wrong.
Am I though? No, I'm not. I'm not wrong.
The plastic ends right there around my cruises that I'm not wrong
Also
Chat with with chat with the new PSA brother the whole card is fucking tilted it dude hold on I
Guess I swam not being a hater. I swear. I'm not here. I can't and they I am a hater a little bit, but not
Hold on
I start at this very pixel right this pixel you know what the and I were to go
So how do you make it not as not as big a yo, can I not get any other this
Hold on bang bang
And yeah, chat hold on top right corner on the back is also cooked
Jack how do you tell this if it's flat on out?
Oh, I'm idea watch this
No, not that yet you
Yeah, it's it's it's bad hold down shift
Yo, yeah, everybody, um, I'll rate the tournament right here, alright, lemme see.
Uh, I'll be the level that didn't care about Pokemon, still insane, a bit over 5 mil.
Mmm.
Make a square.
Anyway, that's about it.
Yeah, here we go.
You shift scroll.
I mean, it's not good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think...
Oh, I haven't built that net about this?
It's the highest quality you can find.
Yeah, but...
I'm not sure.
Whenever you want to.
Okay, Jack, I'll spend time at what is on this one, I don't even want it.
Okay, technically, oh, but it, it's probably to the side though.
Shift draw, we'll make a straight line, okay, shift draw, shift draw, we'll end by that.
Yeah, but you wouldn't know though. That's straight. How come you don't have one now
you poor. Oh, look at that. Yeah, it is straight. Oh, hold on. Yo, you're cooking.
in it.
Okay, I'm not.
Bang.
Is that straight though?
It lines too big, we can't tell. I'm fucking right in.
No, it is absolutely not. Sorry, it's just not.
Jack, is that right?
Look, if you commit the other one like this,
I think that I'll get the last piece of yellow.
Bang.
Um...
What?
Am I stupid, Jack?
Bang.
So that one is straight at the top.
That one is cooked.
It is crooked a little bit.
So I check it.
I debunked it.
The whole card is tilted, dumbass.
Well, dude, I'm trying to figure out if it,
yo, yo, no shit, you fucking bum.
Yo, how about, how about, yo, fuck you.
Over here. Bang. Bang. I'm done. Uh, I mean, it's good, it's real good. Wait. Who did
Do that.
Oh, shut up.
Not again, please.
I have the mechanisms with the horizontal plastic
and the edge of the garden.
Ah.
Anyway, um, I'm gonna do the...
It hit at 60 mil?
No, no, they actually sold it.
I'm leaving you the most in his music shit. Ain't nothing humble me. God is great. Come on. What's what's the wildest place you fought?
I ain't far. No way you talking about some bullshit. Watch out. Get this nigga out the way. Let's go
No, let's show it so what's our favorite struggle meal
I've got to go.
Almost.
Ready I'll get you out there.
I love break.
I've been doing it as long as time.
You wanna quit blowjob?
They dead?
They're dead.
They love you, kid.
They love you.
That's crazy.
That is on fire.
Oh my God.
Yo
Get him
He was a he was working talking about Burger King collectibles
Yes, why are these bags listed for 26 bucks?
I
Dirty milk
Wait, let me see no way. Where's that?
What do you see that?
With a buyers premium the classic
16.1 mil.
Is there no name reading on this?
Interesting.
No, shut up, don't do that, there's a lot of red cards, there's a lot of red cards.
Wait, I'm just gonna look a little bit more.
No, it's not, it's not, I trip, I trip, I trip.
Chad, are those?
What is that?
Wait, it was, wait, it was.
Chad, that person is it?
Wait, hold on, it was, oh wait.
Chad, listen.
Oh, it was this one, bro.
It was this one.
Scoop up
It's a ten you're good hey hey what happened what happened before it was my fault
I'm not gonna do it again. What I was trying to do was get you hyped up. Yeah, there we go. Open some packs, man
What the fuck?
Al Logan. What is this skull fest? Are you fucking kidding me?
I didn't tell you guys. I'm just sorry. I'm so sorry.
Use the W's in the chat. Come on.
One point for the next one.
I do want to say this. With 48,000 people watching.
I
Obviously I am building this this is a collectible platform rip it. I'm very excited about it
But with another one
I've paid on a lot of things in Ken's auction tonight. Okay. We use so hot
Another one this live stream this energy these vibes is gonna be happening a lot more
Trust me you're gonna want to tune in stay tuned
We're building rip it we're building our box breaking business with some of the best in the hobby
Some of the best in the hobby boys. It's gonna cost you a lot more than a whole
We are building the waitlist for a rip it I see you want to do this. This is this is your guys
Are you?
To yeah, I think it'd be fun little switch up. I have that it's just not a little though
This is like when you switch to two hands on the blackjack table
Yo, I don't like the way he's done it with the guards.
Why is he hitting it so rough?
We're off the back.
This is ready to go.
Yo!
OK.
Yo!
So that's ready to go.
Let's see what Chad's saying.
They're saying LFG, they're ready for this.
We have 46,000 people with us on Sunday.
They're not going to be able to get a polymark at all.
I think you misspoke.
Oh my god, yes!
Yes!
Bro, yes!
Chad, how much of our first visit
I'm gonna take the two and a Bulbasaur.
Drowsy, grass, Onyx, Pidgey, yeah, yeah.
We're cooking, Haunter, energy retrieval, seal,
Drowsy, grass, energy, Onyx, Pidgey, energy,
we're the stars, you're just a charm,
and we take, huh?
Charming is insane.
You're the goat, let me get to welcome
to the Dime Guest Cuisine.
I have to say I think you guys did pretty well, I think you guys did pretty well.
He is our a mute to all hunters the rare you're right
Are they in the green? We should be grateful for
Diglett Abra fire energy. Yeah, what's this? Yo, that guy was fucked. Yeah. What are the changes to resale that?
Nothing nothing nothing scoop
I wonder where the source of the box comes from.
This has a really good back on it dude.
I know guys where the box is now. It's actually not resilded.
Not Scandinavia, believe it or not.
It's got no Chinese.
It right you might psychic energy
Higgy
Electro that's it
11 more all right. Well, I think I have to go for this. Oh
Three
I
Box Laura
We're day trading every single morning live on YouTube
Little influencers in my head
They're saying problem in the world
Excuse me, we want more Cup Slop
Keep watching Cup Slop give us
Letters more Cup Slop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Will you play Rocket League today?
Like it did not go well man
It did not go well
you
Canadian Freakie and Beast the coin game feels strong man
How do I pull this light off?
This game contains bright flashing lights.
Oh my gosh, I don't know how to pull this light off.
Yeah, I got a fucking AI house, man.
Yo, Grock, turn the light off, bro.
is there anything to do with it?
is this like a scary game or something?
oh so man?
i just see
sup
oh
shut up
classic
this is a low hanging
frugio by the way
and i know
you just got back to the show whatever
you wanna make jokes that are more fresh
that'd be nice
joke here now I don't have any fresh ones I'm just thinking about golf okay well
that means I'm gonna need to put this up put your voice liar yeah
that's again yeah what up okay all right I have no clue the system's jump
into it. Just keep it alive.
Um, I mean, I'll give it, let's see it all in a big time.
Yeah, that should be fine, right?
Yeah, just whatever things happen, just close your eyes.
Yeah, that's why I used to do a Dragon Ball Z.
When there was like a big beam flash, I just would close my eyes, turn around, just wait.
Yeah, yeah. I had that too when I was young.
I watched a Spokalon episode on TV.
Apparently they said I run on my back.
I had like a big nosebleed and I started twicking out.
That one
That was 2023
When I
Remember I did one of those YouTube, you know when you like look at I think it's like stare in the middle
And it does like a crazy thing. Oh, yeah, I looked away from it and for the entire day at school
I had that in my eyeballs. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I still glitch out. Yes, okay, I was online
line okay gimme actually 15 seconds I could tell the lights
one two three four five six seven seven seven eight
I got it! I fucking got it! I got it!
Well, 13, 14.
I'm here.
15, wow!
That was good, right?
That was 15, but with three 7s.
Not bad.
Two, say it again.
Not bad.
Wait, I said co-op, but...
Where are you?
Yeah, I gotta go.
Ah, let's see. I'm online.
I do shitters
What what do you mean do join online join online do online join co-op online join
If I you're pregnant, you know
All right. I don't see you
You're offline
Okay, I'm
Because I'm invisible you know man
Yeah, I got to stay incognito low-key. Nice. I got all right there. Okay. Okay. Well, I think my code
I
Hello, I gotta I gotta move to a new house great last time we got half some black
The game I think was the game I think was the game great
It didn't like
You should have seen it then it bugged like it went past the screen for no reason
it's even a game huh this was just they don't even have a game in this song they
just we just paid money for nothing yeah I mean it will but yeah I guess so I
will also get a menu and extras hold on I don't know how to do that
it's okay just do co-op and then do join okay I didn't give it a code yeah
Alright, everyone ready?
Ready.
Oh, I can invite a friend up early.
Invited you. Let's get it?
Don't decline that. Alright man.
Bye.
Whoa.
Controller or not?
Controller, no, I'm sorry.
Alright.
What the hell is up there? What is that?
It's a well.
Are you feeling the vibrations?
Yeah, I'm feeling the vibes too.
The vibes are actually looking pretty nice.
So you're gonna drive the boat or what?
I only see one human.
I see zero humans.
There's one human on the boat.
Is it a human though?
Maybe I'm the boat.
I'm the boat, you're the human.
Well I can't drive so...
Maybe you can drive?
My camera is just glitched inside of the boat.
Wait.
What the hell?
Don't put us.
Well I...
I'm inside the boat, I can't see shit.
Well I use every button.
See? Well you are the boat.
Am I the boat?
Yo, I'm not a controller!
Me too, Vaughn, is it the WS?
I can't even move my shit back.
Hold on, hold on, let's just go to settings.
Jesus Christ.
Like what the fudge is going on?
I don't know, these guys don't know how to make games anymore or something.
I don't have any controls.
What the fuck's going on?
I mean, if you're the boat, how about you fucking drive?
I can't bro. I'm no clipped inside of the boat and I just see feet. I'm not kidding. I don't know what's happening
Like are we moving at all? I'm just gonna hold up. I'm holding up. Just tell me if we're moving
All right, just get out get we reset reset reset tear we got a bad time you got reset
I don't know if I should have returned it to you.
Yeah, yeah. It's a new run.
Yeah, that's a bad run.
Uuuhm...
Yeah, I mean, you didn't do the cutscene skip, so...
Uuuhm...
I didn't know I was doing the right commands.
I need to start with the invites on the controller.
Uuuh!
Oh...
I did the invite command with the controller.
Did you get it?
Uh...
Yes.
Got it, then how about I be the human you be the boat? Why am I the boat supposing? Oh, I thought sorry
So good stop
Take two whoa, what is that? I think he's a chubblin. I think it might be a well does not I
Think the dog's gonna show up how the hell did I know that I think we're a worm. Oh
Yeah, see
I'm driving! Wait, I'm not going up. I- I'm okay.
No.
No, I'm not.
It's on- it's on me, all me for real. Just give me one second. Just let it zoom in here.
I thought I was going for one, I swear I thought I was going for one.
Don't go for the cutscenes, kid.
Okay, I'm on your f- I turned into your feet again.
Okay.
Um...
I'm cleaning every button in the game!
Yeah, I'm doing every single one.
Clicking this button.
There's no more yeah, I don't have any more buttons on this one. I'll keep it. There's only one people either
Narrow keys before we move in
Yeah, like going to my setting real quick
I don't know bro. It's just chopped-ass game. Oh, I want to chop game. Okay
Okay, I'm gonna launch the game and fucking and fucking a big picture
Okay, that's a good idea that's usually the like
That's usually what you do when the game does this
How do you do that again now? You go to steam and then you go to
to, um, Jack, oh, view in big picture mode. View, big picture mode. And then once you
get into this, you open the game in the drone. There we go. Alright, this will work 100%
We figured it out.
Oh, gee.
Such a-a is a lot of no.
For real.
Well, we know, hold R2, dude, I held-I held and touched every button.
Like, I did everything.
Anything you thought I'd think of, I did everything.
I didn't click-touch the Xbox button, though.
I didn't think that was a good idea.
Fuck, I should have clicked that.
How the hell do I join your lobby from this shit?
What the hell?
Hold on. I'm inviting you. Inviting you. Did you get it?
Yeah, but where's your Molly hit? Good one.
Classic. Classic.
Could we like skip this maybe? That will fix it.
No.
It's a well, it's children.
I think it's a cookie.
It's a chocolate chip cookie.
I think we're in an ass.
That was an asshole.
All right, let's see if this works.
Oh, this is cool.
And I'm in the feet.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm in your feet, dude.
Yep, I mean, I'm totally driving this.
Yep, this is a great fucking game.
This is literally a Bitcoin miner, bro.
We're getting Bitcoin right now.
I mean are we moving? At all? Cause I'm holding shhh everything.
They're telling you to hold X cause your name is X.
Yeah yeah I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
I mean Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is wrong with this game?
Fuck. I don't think this is a game.
Well that's sweet fucking games like what the fuck is the problem with shit?
I even max witness
I mean my way to you see my I try the fucking keyboard
Okay, okay
Jesus Christ what a piece of shit
Let me I'm gonna Google I'm gonna I'm gonna give Google shot
Like what the fuck is this
I'm having the same issue any update on this literally happening to me when I try to look up the game crashes
This is happening to me as well. These updates suck same up PS5 sad face fuck
Yeah, now look at those operating it that's a pretty like it wasn't happening earlier
As your court is all that mine. Yeah, I can move you can look I can move the camera now look
Jesus.
So they didn't fix this in a whole day?
Like...
Dude! Dude!
It actually gives you a tutorial on how to drive.
Like, it says it holds articles on the boat.
We didn't have that on our co-op.
Wait, let me make the lobby.
Or do you have Hamachi? We can do local.
Ah, no.
Okay, I did co-op.
If you like these hosts, is there gonna be a difference?
I mean.. shit.
Oh, what if you load the game inside of it?
Oh, like load in solo and then invite.
No, no, no.
I host online and then load my game inside of it.
Oh, oh yeah, try that.
I invited you all to our floor.
Oh no, no, you're gonna have to let me.
I did it, I went back to the lobby.
I just rejoined it. Go ahead.
Okay, I'm joining.
Alright, let's see it.
This has got to work.
If we skipped the well, we did it.
Fuck.
If the controller vibrates, we're good.
Wait, I'm putting it on my ass. Let me see.
Yeah, it vibrated, I kill it.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't mean,
What?
Oh, my camera works though.
Wait, mine doesn't.
Wait, so I felt, oh I'm feeling that.
Yeah, yeah, but, what about?
Okay, I don't have any of my, on my, on my,
I feel the vibrations.
When you're out.
What?
I feel it, yes.
I don't!
I feel it!
So what do I do? I'm just a fucking boat?
Like I just... I'm just watching.
Yeah, I'm sad though.
I mean, I like the vibrations, if you have, like, uh, uh, emergence.
Dude.
I don't know.
dude i don't want to do it yeah no i can't do anything
this is like the wind maker wind maker
these folks are such a stupid book
it's all i can't do i don't i don't have a door
yes yes he has another door i don't yeah yeah wait i just want to be in the game
i'm in the game but you're just i'm just it's almost like i'm spectating
but fucking maybe maybe you meet me over here maybe i'm one of the birds
I think that's me I'm the water
Oh, he's got a big pipe. Oh, yo, what up, dude?
Soppa. Yo.
Stop!
Save me, come here, fucker!
What was that? You got to be kidding me!
You got to be kidding me, creepo!
Maybe we could be friends.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I know you.
It's not quite, I bet you're gonna see it once we get to the corner.
Okay.
dude, I actually need a...
maybe unplug, plug it in?
I don't even know man
oh that's the edge of the earth
I think we're right
what is the edge here?
I'm already gone. I'm already out there.
Look at that. I'm honest. People on that way out of this one's like a...
Can you get a foot behind the ramp so you can see something?
Yep, I got it. Keep it steady.
Keep it steady. I'll see you right side.
It's steady.
What if we make some loops behind it, no?
Yeah, I mean, it's not my vision first I had to change your server, bro
All right, here we go. What's going on? I hear something's on the left. All right, just work, sir
Oh, yeah, look around so we can see stuff
Oh
What the right you choose left I think show I love them
They really yeah, I don't know oh my god
That's right
You choose this one
Wow, I don't think that's right.
Yeah, it's going right, actually.
Yeah, I think we're safe.
Can you look around? Is this a lab?
Yeah, I don't see anything out there.
I think we're safe.
Ah, a rock, dude.
It blocks the passage.
I see something down there. What is that?
A bomb.
oh it's a bomb up yeah so what do we do now what we don't know
you want to hit this ball I mean
who's gonna go on the main post war there was a sequel on it
Nothing happened with the seabull.
So I had to stop.
Quiet man, I just thought I'd have a good look around, but I guess there's no other path.
However, there's a couple of trees over here, dude.
Yeah.
Imagine you're trying to land them.
Act stuff so we can look at it.
Yeah, so, oh, it's a bird.
Oh, on the right side, you see that?
Lights.
Yeah, some type of housing facility.
I think you might be right. I think it's a lighthouse. Oh, no, it's it's a factory
The same asylum
Yeah, we're gonna go look around with some loot for us
Yeah, there might be a long tone of vibration
What is that though?
Do we get this it's a chest and we just loot net
Yeah, let me let me get this I
Can't get it. I mean Ellen knows that all
Yeah, my arms are too small.
Boom.
Wow.
There's the immersion on that trolley, holy shit.
Actually, hide.
Oh, there's chests everywhere, Alex.
Yeah, there's lots of chests.
I thought there would be loot.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, you find anything?
Yeah, empty.
Rats lost.
Rats, rat, rat.
Max lost.
Nothing.
Oh, key!
Max win!
Key, baby.
We have plus one key.
I think we can maybe jump up this somehow off of our heads like Halo?
I mean that'll be a skip though, he's gonna go to YouTuber.
There's 100% of YouTube skip.
Tchag, uh, did I hit jump on you?
Yep.
Standing still in the corner.
Oh, am I ready?
Am I ready for a second?
Wait, we can run on this wall.
This is...
Hold on a second.
Oh my god, look at me, look at me.
Look at me.
This is good.
Ah, oh, shh!
Dude!
Oh.
Dude!
Then lamp, lamp skip.
Lamp skip!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Doesn't work.
Yeah.
What's up?
How are my legs?
That was kind of badass though.
Aventures, but it's kind of flickering like I'm losing light. No, no, no, just just um, oh maybe we need to get more oil
Can I pause one time please? Can I please pause one time? Yeah, just go in room the immersion fuck it
Dude, I get to do the locks mask it makes up the go
Wait
Yeah, you wouldn't have that one
Yeah
I learned how to sprint case
Nope, wait, it seems mad.
Like, are you gonna off-off-off kill?
No tilt.
Bang!
Zero tilt.
That's what I do, puzzle man.
That was actually pretty smart.
How did you know to do that one letter?
What?
Yeah, puzzle man.
Oh no!
No tilt!
I should be fine.
There wasn't enough speed.
Yeah, I mean, gotta-
Not to kill me.
me well we'll play on hardcore so we have to reset the whole game yeah and
we don't care if you don't even try to reset the whole game
I'll just take Chris from Saffa Saucer. Yeah yeah sit back run run run
you're not gonna make it come on you can make it
It's not well.
Bang!
No!
Run!
We gotta go down this.
What? I mean, open it then.
Okay.
Got it.
No, no!
I almost freaking chopped my hand off.
Oh, I have a lighter!
All right, that's all right.
Can you loot here?
Alright, we got this. Fuck him.
Oh, look! He's sliding!
Oh my god!
What?
Yo!
Hey, face that lens!
Come on!
What are you sliding?
That's right, that's right!
What was that?
Close your eyes.
Shhh!
Okay, I'll move it like...
Okay, if he comes out, I hide in here.
Okay.
I feel...
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, but how do you slide though?
No, sorry.
Oh, come here, man.
It just, it hurts.
Well, it's all right, it's all right, you see?
You can slide.
That's cool.
Help me up.
I gotta jump on top of my head.
All right, fine.
Come on.
Wang.
Now just help me up instead.
Thank you.
All right, grab my hand.
How'd you do that?
It's my hand.
Oh, good one.
OK.
I see how it is. What's one?
What's in the box?
Or not.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh, maybe we could push them there.
Maybe we could push them to do the Pokemon puzzles.
Yeah
Well, what about this one though? There's no spot. I
did it in the room I
Just go over there for now. No, I'm just go it's fine. Go later
New mask the heck I found oh well dude oh
Not bad. Oh, there's a bomb down there. There's a bomb
At the bottom this whole place is bombed up
Yeah, I'm sorry by the way, next match we can handle it by the way.
Nah, it's all good, just fucked up all the fun and everything.
I literally...
Okay, well, I wanted the...
I wanted the lever here.
Nope.
What the hell is that?
Where you going?
I guess I'm going in the door.
I meant to...
Did you go back?
No, it's not letting me...
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Where did he go through here?
I knew there was loot.
Did he go up in the sundry?
Oh, yeah. Wait, what's in there?
Um...
Should we leave?
Weird.
So do we, yeah, no, yeah, then we would just leave them and that's the end of our play-through,
it's the end of our story.
Yeah, that was good, we should just go back to the boat and just drive out of here.
A player should have the option to say no, yeah, that's my story.
It's a good, they had a good point.
Oh, by the way, there was luck with that, I think you know that's not, I'm gonna
go over here because I think you're gonna go over there and do a puzzle, so go by
yourself.
I was gonna go check if the door was really locked. I didn't believe it. Oh
Well, I catch it I think I'm out anymore, so I
Can't go out anymore either. I know I'm completely bugged it. I'm completely bugged it
You know what I'm gonna do is it's any to come in and like now when I do the thing open the door
It says hey come here. Oh
Or how to cancel? Oh?
Oh
Now this is that oh, yeah, but why would you go there though? Oh, we both go there so that we can hoist it oyster sunday
Yeah, we can hit him
Dude just pick the sound of my head dude slide a little bit there
Well, let me pick you up. No, no, I'm picking up
Thank you
Bye
Come here, dude, I thought I could jump like earlier, but
You're getting heavy out of power so
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think we go left first.
Yeah.
My bad.
I just 100% I thought I hit that gap.
No, it's fine.
I think that looked about.
I think generally that was my investor
Because now you go to the left faster. Yeah, oh, yeah, true. Yeah, you're right. Um, I
Don't want to talk. Yeah, I I know some tricks. I'll just say that yeah
Be a little bit of a little bit of cheat here. I see
I'm gonna be sitting here. Just figure this out. And I'm just gonna chill
All right, let me go to the computer real quick, I'm up a YouTube, oh yeah, I know how to do it. Give me a minute
Whoa, yes
Like that get to get them get the mask on the room three home get the jump skip on this one
Slide on the corner open the door
Now we're here
Yeah, I think we need to go click the lever on the other side or offer the computer
circle triangle what do you do I just try to remember circle why what is it if
you're saying down while walking to you though
Jesus.
Swap it over.
And then I'll watch this.
And now watch this.
That is cool. Now that's cool.
Yeah, now that's rad.
That went far.
Let's go the other side.
No, we need to go to the other side.
Yeah.
37.
Yeah, you pick me up here.
No, I'm not going to pick you up here.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
That looks good.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Really?
You had an idea now go push the plank down
There you go, that's good
Wow
What about over here? Can you open this up?
EW!
EW, dude! Is it a mask? I'm gonna have it.
What? Why are you still on them?
Oh, I'm at this freaking mask. Let me get this.
That's awful.
Oh, someone farted in here, Brie.
Oh, you keep going there?
Oh!
Oh, it's a bath.
Cool this is the well from the beginning. Oh shit. That makes sense. You know, pick it up. Oh
yuck
um I
Yes, I think I think it's it's it's it's to make yourself one of them
So they don't they don't hurt you
Yeah, a little beautiful coming up
I'm stinking now I'm like stinking big time. Yeah
Corn ball
Let's go. Come on. Okay. There's gotta be a good speedrun strat here
Yeah, I don't think so I
Think most of the connection is die or not die too much
You'll kill a buddy. Yeah, I was trying to go for a speedrun. Sorry
Yeah, I don't think reanimals are going to be a thing at any time soon, but...
Yeah, I just can't see anything. I can't see anything.
Oh! Oh! It's dead! It's dead! Stay there and live!
What?
You're a lantern. You know you're not going to use it?
I'll finally use it. I'm just not scared at all.
Like, I don't need light to not be scared. I have...
Okay, I get you in the chat and you leave the way then.
Yeah, sure.
Hey, it's our friend, come on.
Hey, get back.
Get over here.
It's us, man.
They weren't even jump sliding.
How are they so much faster?
Yeah, these guys, yeah, he's hacking.
Oh.
Okay.
You think it me I think you jumped off the cliff or something at you
Oh very interesting there I mean you want to go to you know you know it's kind of sad
But let's not explore any corners or spot. It's like sketchy. I guess we're just gonna just go in the straight lines
I guess what it's bright and clear
No, I'm on my light doesn't
Well let's just check I mean what what even was that they don't do it it's thick left
oh lights off I can't because it's on my back okay what sorry I'll turn it off now
now.
None of the bushes.
Nothing here.
This doesn't work. We gotta go behind him.
Ready? One, two, go!
What the bell though?
Hey, we're safe.
Yeah, this could be Max-Win.
Um, okay I guess.
all right okay then that way yeah yeah i guess we can do that
oh what's that everybody um
i just i don't i didn't like it i just did not like it and i'm taking this to push me fine
really that's that's i just don't feel like it i just don't feel like it really yeah
Yeah.
What in here?
Over here?
Nope.
No.
Cool.
Um, alright.
Let's just follow the scary guy.
Watch out!
You follow him?
100%
How did he fit in this door?
Yeah, he was massive, no?
Oh, he's, oh yeah!
Yeah, that's how.
That's how, yeah.
Yeah, he's going down.
Can you turn that off?
Yep, yep, sorry.
I mean, Jesus.
I had to dry my hands.
What in the hell is this guy doing?
I think we're gonna have to go through that body too, dude.
To go where though?
I mean, why would you have to do that?
It's the only way to the other side of the wall.
Don't even flush this way.
Don't do that.
I got the plunger hold on okay yeah big shit well are you gonna plunge it or
what I need your help I literally just need your help I mean you just help me
really someone took a bitch okay I it's a big shit a whole person Jesus let me
grab this though real quick I got some of the hair well I want to get a bunch of
though so we cannot go into the corpse I guess how did he go into the corpses
I got you, I got you.
You gotta ask me for my help.
So you're not gonna have one.
Not this time, I'm just not in a mood.
I'll take this.
Wait.
We can't plunge anything else.
I mean what I think there was a door outside
But what do we even do though?
We really not go inside
Yeah, but hey stuck in
We're almost died it just kills you
Come on
No, but first the key though.
Oh, you can build it then.
Oh, it's making another wheel.
It has four wheels.
You need four wheels.
Yeah, like the four watts.
Yeah.
You're turning it down every right watt.
Oh, in this game, yeah.
You need to, or it's just it gets too strong.
Yeah.
Nice job, man.
Nice.
OK, but we need to figure out
What is a subliminal meaning in this game now tell me why is there a skin man it's the weed
commercial you ever watch the weed commercial where they say they stop weed and then they
get flayed on the couch okay I think it has something to do with not doing drugs and just
um yeah I don't know what bricks are people look at that fucking bitch yeah just stupid ass
yeah yeah i'm gonna suck it i'm gonna bring up i'm gonna bring in this brick because i'm
I'm literally brick.
OK.
Wait, Ken.
Wait, Ken, you come over here?
That's good.
OK.
Oh, wheel!
Oh.
I don't care about you anymore.
Don't listen to him.
Move!
Just run!
Just get mad!
What's going on in the worm?
Ow, my legs!
Come on!
Why did you come over here?
We don't need to go over here.
Come back!
All right, we're good.
Okay, I got-
We're faster than that.
I got to go, open the door.
Okay.
I gotta say, game design-wise,
you should have to throw the wheel over the edge
and to constantly puzzle together to this room.
I mean, what a boring, what a boring, like, like, really?
Well?
Are you stupid?
No.
It's very slow and clunky.
Oh, it says my battery's low in my headset.
But I'm using the controller.
Minus one.
My bad.
Did they stop steering at all?
I don't know why.
Well, we're gonna hit a wall. I mean
How freakin hurts wait, I think there's a hole in the wall over here
Dude good call dude. You're you're actually better than me at all these things
Yeah, yeah, he's got you up on your fries. Take the fries
Oh my how did you know to do that dude? I just knew
So what do we get?
maybe we need to do more of these guys and it gives us a bonus so we got to find
candles or maybe you got to burn your mask or we just go yeah we'll leave fuck
this yeah I'm like it's on the puzzle that puzzle piece yeah I just need a
little up up there I'm gonna pick you up this time come on yeah it's a big old bus
dude you know these fully artists were cooking in the studio yeah oh over here
No, go go go go go. That's our money
Hey, man, you know come back come back. You know what? I'm gonna go explore
Okay
All right
Nope
Did you break your legs?
Yeah, I broke both of them and my neck and my back and my tubula, so well just gonna need a little pair
So we start to this checkpoint. It's very much needed because we missed the skill check of course
We have to go back all the way
Yeah, we got this go check. All right. Hopefully we got this come on
This time just do it right there. Hey, nice good shit. See?
We got a weapon
Yeah, I bet you there's gonna be a gnome up here. What?
What? I don't know that. It's pretty late.
If I make it in time though
What is he going?
Oh, we can open that because there was a similar door earlier, remember?
Yeah, I remember this.
Yeah, whoo, yeah.
That's kind of cool.
We did it from the...
Oh.
So what do you think it means?
I'll say.
They're actually...
You don't think it means it?
What?
Um, it's just a skin man.
I think...
It's like a sheep in the wolf's clothing.
I think it has something to do with wasting our daily life.
Hold on.
Hide!
Um...
He's gonna check, you know that, right?
Okay, now he's gonna go left on the next one though.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, but he has multiple head eyes.
Head eyes.
Head eyes?
What else are you gonna...
Eyes gonna be...
Move!
Wait, stop it!
Help!
head ass
head eyes
what else are you looking at? eyes are gonna be
move!
help!
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not gonna cut it
I mean, I thought I can go through his legs
but they didn't, they don't let you do that
they can't go through legs in this
new technology
I think we do a bit better at the skill checks
yeah, what are you thinking here for the skill check though?
I'm thinking nope nope just go just go to the back over here
oh my god I mean well I didn't know he was gonna go spider mode that's it's
literally insane I don't think he's gonna check our spot the back end maybe
I didn't read I didn't read chat or nothing, but maybe the suitcases I just thought about what do you think?
I think we still do this
Because I think the bird is gonna is gonna distract them when it comes out of it wait and then we go ahead to leave it
You put the bird in the box, genius.
Look.
Later, bitch.
That's not what we were supposed to do with that, though.
If you go here, there's nothing.
Well, no secret loot.
Um...
Move!
Quick!
Good slide
Looks like Walter White Walter White, yo, yeah
No, oh no, it's a clip this way this way we have to go this way
He's looking at you. He sees you. Run!
I mean, you said run, let me run. So, I mean...
Because he can't... You didn't let me run and crouch.
My fingers... I was holding down both.
It's fine. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be okay.
I'm gonna be okay.
It's all good? I'm not pressed.
Thanks.
Come on.
Yep.
I don't know how I ended up here like we're supposed to be glazing through this and I'm
I'm fully locked in.
That was my fault, by the way.
I alerted him.
Oh, that's good. I see my eyes.
Okay, that was pretty smooth.
Yeah.
What?
I just...
Fuck!
I don't get it though, so I think we just run down there.
Why don't you just go up on the left one here?
You want to hit a 3, 2, 1?
I just can't think in your head.
No, just walk, just walk, just walk, just sneak, sneak a lot.
like it like it's just a little why are we thinking so hard
Oh, dude.
I'm so sorry.
I tried, it is, I'll lock it.
It's all good? I mean, how about we try this one?
Yeah.
Sneak through the first one and it would do full Sunday.
Just for fun, just for fun. See if it works.
Yeah.
Grab the sneak, sneak, come here.
I'm stuck in a box.
Ready?
And...
No, sit!
Sit down!
BANG!
Where are the goats?
Look down there.
Oh my god, look at him!
But I ate a worm!
That's real!
Oh, I got in the way.
Any, uh...
any mess though oh I'm gonna grab this
oh I'm gonna grab this then
oh that is loud
Uh, my tubular just got cranked up.
Move! Move!
Turning! Don't slide!
Bad joke is doing the mechanic!
Yeah.
Hold on! Hold on!
Just fall in, he knows where we're going.
You guys been down there? You can't go down now.
You can't climb up a ladder.
Dude, that's a spider leg man!
Move!
Oh, he can't, he can't, he can't.
Uh-oh! Out of the way again!
You can make it without me!
Just kidding.
I can make it without you!
You can make it without me!
Senders!
Come here!
Please!
I got you!
Yeah!
Dude!
That's all we do.
True.
Yeah.
I mean, we tried it.
We're not just going to leave and leave you here for freaking friends also give us a light
we can't see a thing in here man.
Sure.
Yeah pull your light out too.
I didn't have it in my life, but we have it with him.
We'll get it right out.
No, our third.
Yeah, our random.
Is he sniping?
Yeah, it's gotta be a sniper.
Oh, I was going to get across.
I hit it.
Sand down.
I hit it, and I'm done.
Block that one off.
Yeah, he's not too bad.
I should push him off.
You have to make sure to help, idiot.
Peace.
Damn, and the flush is very cool.
Look at that.
Little gap here.
Oh, slain.
Oh, slain. Just send it. Just send it. Send it.
Bombs, bombs, bombs. Jump that. Jump this.
Yeah. Good comms. Good comms. Yeah, go to the right. Yeah.
Here, hop that and then slide it.
Go right there. Jumping over his head.
There's a lot of them, huh?
Oh, he's trolled them!
Yeah.
Oh, classic.
Loopti, yeah.
That's a Loopti right there, yeah.
What about our friend though?
Is he dead?
Yeah, he's gone.
We don't need him.
Boom shakalaka.
Okay, now there's tree stumps.
I'm stumped.
Everyone stand on a tree stump.
Wait, you're right, actually.
Oh, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Oh, cock!
Oh my god!
I'm sorry!
Yeah, I mean you heard it by the way.
Now, we need to go cut a log if they make a bridge.
Oh wow, look!
Someone's been cutting out here though a lot.
Yeah.
Oh, we could maybe push this.
Lock in.
Shall we? Push, push, pull, push, pull.
Is this guy just gonna watch? Yeah, he's a watcher.
So we're gonna leave a perfectly intact saw behind us for the reason.
Look at the trees. Oh wow.
Oh my gorsh.
Dude, they're being left out to dry.
That's the reference.
Oh.
You get it?
Yeah, like, time is time.
Sleep!
Okay.
Go.
Yep.
Turning on my light.
Watch out, there's something over here. Remember? Is it gonna go?
Yeah, making some type of weird noises.
Oh, we can jump this fence easily.
So the skin man wants to eat the children.
Yeah, but why?
Oh, ice cream. We heard this.
Uh, just run?
Yep.
Keep running, keep running, keep running.
I don't know, we can't outrun a band.
Just run it, run it.
I mean he told you because yeah, but maybe is that he like follows us, you know
Yeah, I was like I was looking at the good. Yeah
It's gonna head start here. I bad. I figured it out now. I shouldn't mess up anymore. I said it
Oh, I thought we were gonna bake him off
What is your ice cream though, and she wants to get a scratching
I mean, what about the ender?
Oh wait, I think I'm dead!
Wait! Wait! I'm so confused!
I'm... you can't slide?
Don't slide it, don't slide it. You get stuck in the mud. I'm not gonna aim. Look at this.
See this? Like, you stay crouched for some reason.
Yeah, I see you're saying it's time-waste.
I think I'm dead.
No, you're making it on you.
Okay, so ready.
Hey, look at that red line. It's in a good minute.
Yo, it's over. It's over. Really careful.
You're shooting over everything.
No, no, no. What about you? What about you, though?
Never hit a blue once.
Jump down!
Boom!
Oh, hey, though!
Oh, we can't just live on my body.
GNOME! GNOME!
GNOME!
Oh.
You're not stupid, you guys.
Well?
Hey, no!
You pause the game for what?
What was the game for?
I just had to unplug my headset.
I had to unplug my controller and use keyboard and mouse to charge my headset.
Oh, there's something hidden over here though. Look at this.
Oh, wait.
Concept art. Wait, we have to look it up.
Okay.
Wow, we cannot look at it when we're in the middle of the game?
Yeah, look it up.
Really?
Gotta use AI past scruff, maybe if you could see the lore of the game again, you see that like we can see it
It would help us contextualize the theorize what what the plot is you see what the art is we can see what it is
I'm using keyboard and mouse now, so I'm learning all the controls again. Wait, why?
No, it's my headset is the same cord and I just never bought a second
Well, I'll get in the whip because I'm driving.
Yeah, I was trying to push it. Yeah, I got to push on it.
Um, um.
It should be good.
No, I mean, what's that for?
Why?
That could kill somebody.
We can make it. Oh no, not the gate.
No!
Uh-oh.
Yo, chill out!
I just got to cheat my father away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen this talent in Sun and Hill here's his
triangle so the ninth in the game is triangle
I don't see anything here, is it this side?
pop across maybe climb this maybe right here yeah try the door all right pop it
Oh, maybe this maybe this oh, I see it. Yeah, this angle
It's kind of hard for me to go. No too easy
Nice. Yeah, I don't know how to do this. Okay, we go. Oh
Menekin yeah, I think it's a workshop. I think it's a it's a it's a tailor-tailory. I'm pushing this
I'm just gonna push this shit over. I just don't care. So I mean
Okay, so you're just right you get paid for it. Oh
We get a brick and toilet
That you got this just a nice, but there's a door over here. Don't look right
See at me, I'm the puzzle man in master room
That's all you did really yeah, it's all you
I don't like it I don't like it very much okay but it's definitely not the
Lord of the Game look up there's pictures of pig in pictures of pig but the pig
eats pig yeah like why aren't they eating the pig like what they go they
go and suck all the dude dude you get it don't know it's a it's a it's a it's
It's the media.
Like they portray each other as yo, this guy,
the pig, whatever, but they are the pigs too.
They're just all part of it.
So we're the human skin flaps.
We're like the wisdom of the child
because we're chilling it.
We're the only hope for a new thought.
Yeah, cause ignorance is bliss.
I don't know.
Yeah, ignorance is bliss.
Yeah, he just didn't hear it. He didn't hear none of that. We're good. Yeah, we've been out of gas. So I mean, yeah
That's it work up
We bring this I was what you threw out
They went to the cinema
Never mind. Hey, let's just go in here. We'll buy in here though
Oh, that's what he came out of, like teleportation, stomachs, or he couldn't stomach it then.
That's good.
You think that's the one?
That might be it.
He was in here, so we have to be a little quiet.
Break!
Okay, show me where to throw. I'm throwing the brick.
Right here. At this painting.
Oh, pop, pop, pop, condo!
Oh! Oh, nice!
Achievement!
Wait, let me get the achievement.
Well, I already opened it.
No, let me try.
Square
I'm on it
On a keyboard, hold on R R
Mouse one. Ah, wow
Now whatever you saw at the chain
I'll try that
Send it
Yeah, that's sorry. It's not gonna cut it. It's just batting. It's just batting
Bad name.
Oh look! Another cousin of art!
It says Trevor on it.
Who's Trevor?
Trevor Moore!
Can't go up there.
Oh, door!
Yeah, can't go in there yet.
Yeah, that's gonna be a locked place.
I think it's the end of the game, man.
That's cool, though. Not a bad game.
Maybe both yank?
No, I think I think the brick was probably it's straight up. Oh, you do it then because I missed
Just try again of it. I'll give it a shot. I just it's hard
No, it doesn't know I'm gonna go back out. Let me go back out. Let me go back out
Okay, don't look at me
You were just making me mad
If you were a key, where would you be?
Over here.
Yeah, I agree with that.
It's gonna be back here.
Yeah, that makes no sense actually.
Oh, there's another skin man in the blind, he's hidden, but it's all about him.
All right, good catch though, you never know.
He's gonna wake up for sure.
Oh, another chain.
Oh a chain cutter a man though wake up
No wait oh
We don't have enough strength
That's what the world's about because they're too selfish
So no one helps each other so they actually never get anywhere. Oh with friendship and help you can get through anything
Yeah, I think he's lost everything
Let's get up and up in a second here.
Yeah.
Let's get back to the cinema.
Get back to the cinema.
Yeah.
Cinema.
Okay, go through here.
Classic.
Over here.
Yeah, we've been waiting here before.
Okay, get the bite of a popcorn.
Yep.
And then?
Yum, yum.
Wait!
I can get the achievement!
No it's not on mine.
Where's the brick?
You're gonna kill me.
I almost died.
Okay we'll skip it.
No, don't skip it.
We can just go back there.
I don't see the brick though.
No bricks.
I need this achievement.
I'm literally trying to 100% this.
Um.
Oh.
Pop it.
Got it.
Pop it.
Pop it!
I mean, you gotta-
Alright.
I got-
I got the achievement.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Oh!
Don't look at the screen.
Well...
Wait, it's the well?
Well...
Hey!
Like it's lots of sacrifices.
Um...
The sunken man!
Yeah, and we're composed of 70% water and the earth is also 70% water.
So, yeah, GGs.
I mean...
I mean, do you blame me though?
It looked like you could pop it, no?
I mean with a skateboard or something.
I'm going to have to go out and train them gross.
Oh!
Uh-oh!
No!
Close back!
That's yours!
Oh!
Close back!
It's you!
Wait!
What?
That man moved.
He moved.
I swear it doesn't matter.
I swear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I
The red door I mean that's what the exit, but it doesn't say here
Go in
I
Dwarf
There's a hole here is all it as easy as a hole. It's not see though
No, I see it though. It's a hole right here hiding spawn the right remember that I don't like it remember that oh
See you see some up. No, no, see these bullies. They they they stomach exploded it
They ate so much they blew up. Oh
Oh
The rich got so rich they ate everything and blew up
While the other guys had nothing left to eat
Yes, and there were suitcases. It was like all business suitcases outside in the boat. You do
Businessman being too greedy. Well, I
um, I know I think that's the exodus of the people that are poor. It's all the belongings. They're packing the suitcases
Bring the ball just to let them know we're here
Oh cool.
Oh, Tresnickle, come on back here.
Yeah, so, oh look, you can ride on the pig though too.
Wow, that was really fun.
That's actually pretty fun, yeah.
Can I get on the pig?
I'm gonna get on the horse then.
Why can't?
Rock it again for me then.
You can try it.
Nope, it's gonna be an overman.
Slide down.
Oh yeah, me first.
Me first.
Ah, you first then I guess.
Sorry.
I'm giving it a shot.
Yeah!
I need a technic shot though.
Bad.
Ah, here we go.
Ready? Watch this.
Yep.
Oh!
Wait, you just did a huge jump slide.
That did the scapegoat.
Yeah, we got technics though.
Also, look at this.
We can see through the map right here.
Right, right, right.
If you angle your camera right,
you can really see through the entire map.
Wait, yeah, I'm still scared.
Alright, don't look, don't look, don't look.
I see the nether.
Oh, oh, we need to move the garbage can to the spot where we need to move it.
To, to jump.
Yeah. We can push this together as a group.
Nope. Maybe the shopping cart has wheels.
There's one, there's one, there's another one.
Yeah, it jumped up on his ass. That was weird.
Come at it.
Yep.
Dude, why are they being toyed in a garbage though?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, to the side.
Sided.
Gotcha.
All right.
Dude, job you.
Shall we?
I guess so.
OK, snake.
Is he cleaning the humans?
He is.
I'm going to go inside.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Do it!
I mean, why am I coming out?
Why don't you move?
He bit my head off.
I just don't understand.
I don't know.
Why did I get out?
Damn.
I don't know.
Okay, sneak it! We're closing it!
Are you holding up to sneak in?
No, no!
No, sneak!
What was that?
Just, just, just keep sneaking, sneak it, sneak it, sneak it, sneak it!
What the hell is he doing?
Hold on, hold on. Wake up the wash machines.
Get out!
I can't!
So!
Dude!
Here, here, here!
Here, here, here! Here, go!
You're strong, you're strong.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Oh my god, oh my god.
You literally didn't spin it out.
You didn't spin it out.
Only walk when the machines are washing it.
He's gonna go in the stomach don't worry oh
Oh, they ate the rich, that's what he means.
Careful, careful.
Careful.
That was well played.
Dude, that corner shot was huge.
That was massive.
What is he doing here?
He's pretty sniffed.
I think he smells up.
We have to go backwards.
To the other video room.
No, he's eating you. I'll get you.
Oh, he's cleaning you.
He's cleaning you.
He's cleaning.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, surely.
Fuck.
It has to be something with the dryer, but they never turned off.
No, no, no.
We have to vent him out and then we go back in.
Okay.
Maybe you, Pete.
Oh, look.
Damn.
Way to go around there.
Oh
Wow
I don't know I don't know up here up here. No, no
Yeah, we win.
Okay, strap, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, what is this?
And we can't grab that.
What's with all these people though?
Dude, I'm telling you, they're eating the rich.
But you see how these humans are like all gray
and then there's other ones that are blue?
Like, what does that mean?
Yeah.
I just don't get it.
I think we got softlocked bro oh he opened the door he opened the door
did he? no he didn't no he didn't
oh it's a wash machine alright let's just go back in there
oh yeah it's like a danger
yeah fuck it
oh I thought it was you
Okay, he's gone. We're good.
Oh, we're good here. That makes total sense.
Yeah, if we open up the next door.
No, no, I mean, that makes sense, yeah.
Yeah, it does. Big time. Like, are you...
We probably have to survive long enough right here to do that, okay?
That's our boy!
Yeah, it is. We have to get him, but there's a ju-
Wait, there's a live one!
Help!
I
Yo, yo yo you left me behind they get yo
I couldn't I literally could not think of what to do there like I couldn't even
Wait, but now what's up, Locker?
Okay maybe you watch back here, watch back here.
There he is.
Okay, go back and you go back in I guess, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Let him watch up on my down.
There we go.
Come on mate, we over here.
Hey, it's not me.
Oh, I let it slide. Just stay hidden there. I think this is a bad mechanic.
I like our first strat. Our first strat was good. No, it's like a weird glitch. I think we're doing it wrong, but it works.
Yeah, so we wait him out, then we go back into here, right?
No.
We just immediately walk in, and he walks in.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, we're just walking.
I mean, it's a buggy. It's a buggy. It's a buggy.
Yeah, it is.
okay let's hide over here on the left side make noise and then go to the spot
so we're going up then right? no no down then right
wipe them to go to go on the left lane
wait let them stay
I mean, I don't know the problem is that you need to click the button!
I am! I am clicking! It doesn't recognize it because this game is so shit!
That's fun!
Well, I mean, it is pretty shit though. I mean, not even wrong.
I mean, I mean, I think the game is cool, but the lot of mechanics are shit then. Sorry.
Especially for co-op, it's very poorly made.
Yeah, I mean, the camera distance thing is just so wacky.
Oh!
yeah we're softlocked in the whole game's crashed
I'm on a block I'm at the altar floor I'm on a block screen lag is crazy
wait a minute yeah I got a altar floor reset
I mean the game was just bugged hell at that point
Switching back to the controller to we're good. I just had to charge that shit a little bit
I
Think that's the other view a lot of this shit like
Through QA through QA. I mean this takes a minute. I mean, I know I don't get it. It just but it's like like actual like
They didn't have a QA team they spent it all
on that one animation on that one problem.
Yeah, the one that is in the house?
Yeah, yeah.
If we are reset, by the way, I'm going to actually just cry.
It's not bad, but we do reserve it a little bit.
There you go.
Where the hell are we
Well, I mean stupid like I mean genuinely
The guy can grab you to the door before the opens
Okay, let's see.
Run strat, right?
Send it, send it, fuck it!
Holy shit, he's fast, he's fast!
Wow.
I'll open it here!
I mean, you should shoot my fucking head off, so...
Ah, shit.
Okay, okay, let's try generally.
We don't die a single time to the path to the next hour.
You just want to show them that we're dead and we're not trapped.
Let's go, come on.
All right, I'm down.
Go in.
He's camping.
He's going to blow up later.
He's camping.
Okay, dude.
I mean...
Yeah.
Go.
What are you on?
In my home.
What is going on?
It's just our area.
Our area.
Go.
There we go.
It really is just a dog, like it is a haywire.
It's probably just this part, this part is just crazy.
But we need to move one of the machines, or...
Do you mind if I switch?
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna share, I'm not gonna share.
Yeah.
Just, just hide, hide middle and hide left.
See you next time.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the, what the glitch?
Big glitch.
I have those of you.
I have me instead of you, so...
I mean the mechanic is fucking god awful.
Okay, alright, my strap, my strap, stay right here.
He's gonna walk left now, because of the magnets.
I think you can only use the behind the bin.
Behind vinegar's safer.
Three, two, one.
I got it. I told you I already did it. I did it long time ago. Now go back to it.
Yep. I think we had a way from the walk to the other side of the room.
You think the game is loading in on the other side? Doing actions? No way. I don't believe it. Go ahead.
Maybe I'm wrong. Let's just sit down.
Nope. You're wrong. You're wrong. Go in. Go in.
Okay, we'll hear it. We'll hear it. I guess he is gonna do his thing while we do our thing. I guess. All good
Wait, dude, oh my god
That's so buggy
Get out of this area
He'll just play the game by himself.
Can we hear the noise?
It's not logic. I heard it. I heard it.
It's only behind the bins that are flat to get high behind it.
It's just weird.
Yeah, it's a really bad result.
Michael, help!
No!
He saw me. He saw me in front. No, no, no, no!
You went the bad way.
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey!
Hey, you're not going to get away.
You're going to get away.
I
Shit, it's what I do
What I do, baby?
All right, we got to think about this I don't get it like well, I mean
The room has both sides. Yeah, I also really need to sneak all the time. I think we're not speaking
I think he's not there. I don't think we should go there.
Go, go, go. Here? Oh!
Nice.
I have a crowbar. How many do we have?
Crowbar. I got you.
Nice.
We are so dead if I'm funny.
Now we go back. Now we go back.
Let's help our boy out.
No!
Okay.
Go!
Let's go, dude!
Go!
Go, man!
Oh, my boy!
Dude!
I'm sorry.
I have to shift that one second.
Okay.
You got it?
Let's go this way.
Yeah, I'm done.
Let's go.
Um, I don't even need to jump.
Nope.
Wait.
This guy's alive.
Oh, they're going to eat him later.
Yeah.
Oh, my boy.
I'm sorry.
I have to shift that one second.
Okay.
You got it?
Let's go this way.
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, but he's skinless.
Yeah, I'll go this way.
Yeah, absolutely nothing once again.
No, we haven't gone into the left.
Is there more than half the cage?
No, let's go back into his cage. Why is he looking at me like this?
Like, stop. Go over here maybe? Maybe there's something inside of the cage?
Now let me just go back out with him.
He's never gonna avoid him.
Yeah, we're good, okay?
I don't...
I don't get it.
I mean, you like it, I guess.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Hold it.
I mean, I'm just gonna guess.
I'm gonna think the toilet.
Let's try the toilet.
No, you're reading chat.
You're...
Well, it's a new game.
The chat doesn't know.
I mean, it was close though.
Yeah, and new games are going to change as well.
I have to assume.
Sorry.
It's all good.
I think we've tried to door open though.
I'm going to begin this.
Three of us.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, you're true.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, yeah, true.
We also have a crowbar.
We have a crowbar to probably crack open the door to get out of here.
Oh, we can probably jump up to the stinger now, because it's 3.
Oh, he's jumping it.
He's forgot about us?
Watch out, he's there.
Sneak!
Sneak it.
You can't see us from here, right there.
No, that was fucked up.
I-I-I-I-I saw, like, the lights, try-
It glist. Like, it literally just, like,
Well, I think we were doing good until, uh, he went out.
Yeah, but I feel like a random, like, fuck,
them like fuck the soak. Yeah, we could blame him to say that we had been having like just
just wait at the bin. Okay. Yeah. And then while he moves, I think it's kind of annoying
though. Like
I
Think let me just work on this
This guy has ADHD when you think time. Oh, this guy's just doing a bunch of random shit. Yeah, I should show
Expand and then we go backwards now
What do you.. Do you think we go forward or back here?
Back for real!
I bet.
I said it.
Oh yeah. Maybe that door with the crane?
Uuuhmmmm...
Arch flayin' this arch real though.
Nice. Can you screenshot that, send it to me?
Remember when we just go backwards, back home.
Because there was some wood.
Remember there was some wood and we could open it.
Oh, you're right. Yeah, the wood on the fence.
We don't care if he wakes up, he's not going to go across.
There's no way he does.
Yeah, he's the mother of the sucker.
I mean, can you...
Yeah, I'm not gonna you're gonna get bored
I mean look at the ADHD towards the minor. Hey, he's gotta go back and clean the garbage outside
See, yeah, I think this is giving us a lot of patience. You wait till the guy who goes even more decent you
We're gonna go now. Oh, no, all he has to do to the pregnant
Let me help you out here. Yo, can you help us too? No, I got bangs too easy
We could have just went through the...
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah.
There's another spot too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we could go back.
Yes.
Is it this way though?
Oh, it's the same.
It's the exact same way.
Well, it's this, it's this way.
And then we go...
What about over here?
Movie.
Oh, this way.
You gotta go around.
Why have we died though?
It's a big...
It's a big Easter egg, I'm telling you, if we just...
No, no, this is the way to go forward, but I didn't even go backwards, though.
Wait, he's behind the...he's at the projector, dude.
Uh-oh, I saw that, good catch.
Okay, go backwards, though.
Yep.
Hey, this is weird. Where the hell are we?
Like, go back to here?
Yeah, we need to go to the spot where we found the key, remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
um
uh...
yeah we can't
um... alright
isn't this literally just him?
no
maybe
why don't we go backwards because there's a spot where we can open a door with the wood
the game gave us a hint earlier
yeah it did
maybe maybe maybe maybe for some loot or something
yeah i'm sure we're gonna round it back
yeah it'll round back for real
i gotta shit that one sec
I'm done nice good shit. I'll hold it. I'm gonna take poop off here. Yep. Thank you
Oh, yeah, okay, open that so I'll just shit them fuck it. Yeah
What about
So somehow we were right there where to go backwards. Yeah, we were genius off the red
We did there was something with wait, why did he walk this way?
This is good. You go
Like I'm telling you, we just had to, yeah, we had to go back to the spot that has the wood on it.
Yeah, we had to figure out how to get there though.
It's, yeah, it's back through here, and then we went to the crack.
Yeah, how did we end up here? Think about this.
Oh, because the room is made backwards now, so it's not the same.
The perspective is backwards now, you know what I mean?
Is it?
Yeah, the perspective is backwards. They reversed it.
So freaking so there is something here then
So we miss a thing in here then electrical box. Oh, okay
Okay. Then...
You could shit.
It's not the same thing as the fr- um.
What? What's happened?
What? What?
Oh, I know where the key room is now.
It's this way.
Outside, remember?
Flastic.
What in the game design GPT is this?
What the hell was that that was a cone that cone man was a cone running
What there's a there's a pack it's better
And it's another one no is it a little no yeah, there's a hundred percent another one you want to go to the other one first
I think we're gonna get a rare max. No, I think it's the one though
I'll follow trust.
Okay, I'll follow you, I'll follow you.
I will buy trust here.
Maybe to the left?
Okay, I'll trust you.
Fuck, man.
Trust.
This way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is why I don't trust anything ever.
Well, it works for him.
So it works for him.
Go, go, go back.
I mean, let me go see what he's doing.
Hey, he left.
Does it work for me?
Okay, and then to the left.
Yeah, so that's the main road.
This is the way that we progress.
I think we go backwards now, though.
I figured it out, though.
I did this.
Yes.
I think we go back.
Yeah, let's go back first.
We weren't supposed to see this yet.
this yet sorry little bit of a spoiler is back away yeah yeah yeah we have to
follow the cone oh then we go back the other way then yeah yeah like it wanted
us to follow the cone yeah yeah yeah like it wanted us to follow the cone
No, we won't be able to go back here.
Oh, it's a spider!
It's a helmet!
Be nice!
No!
Meet up!
We cooked!
We cooked hard
See I did tell us clowning us on that whole segment
No, I mean I want to say I don't want to be weird
But I mean I was right. It's not a single person that unlocked the cone by the way in the whole yeah, this is world first. Yeah
So huge cone then we go back this way
I fall down the whole also I can smack now
I didn't even know you do that maybe I can smack that fool
Yeah, maybe you can smack him when he was about to like put me in the water
You know what I mean?
First you think there's more stuff here. Yeah, yeah because he came he came from here
No, it's like that. I'm from here. It's not that full
He's a bad metal forget about it. Yeah straight up metal metal man. I'm gonna get about it
Now we can do this send it oh
I saw a dodge.
Oh, he has gas.
Yes, he does.
Look, he's got gas. He wants us to pick it up. Pick up the gas. You pick it up, because I already have item.
Yeah, I got it. Let's kind of...
Hey, I filled the gas net!
Can you hit him?
I'm trying to.
He's made out of metal. Dammit.
We've got two together.
Nice.
You fill this up for me?
Yeah, I got you.
I saw the line I saw the line
Oh, maybe it's the right one.
Oh, follow the guy!
Look at the one where our board went!
That one!
One of my footboards!
Oh, I guess it's my footboard!
Shit!
On the side!
Yeah!
Up the car!
Peace!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Peace.
What the?
Look how scary.
Don't get there, slow chasing.
Send it! Send it!
Um, what?
Uh, the bus?
No, wait, it's the gas!
Gas, gas, gas, gas!
Get in the whip, get in the whip!
Open the back door!
No, not the back door!
Let's get in, let's go!
I'm actually driving, by the way, with my fingers.
Where are you?
Yeah, you want to try it?
Oh no, I'm going in low.
I know I.
Wait.
No, this is me, dude.
Hold on.
Yeah, I hit him.
Um, how did he just do that?
Um,
Um, get him a crate!
Nice!
Get ready!
I'm trying!
Get a crate!
Um...
Huh?
I think we have to duck when he swipes.
Duck when he swipes.
Oh, I found a knife!
A knife!
No!
Swing! Swing!
Swing!
Yes!
Y'all, murderers!
Hold on!
Oh, we're going to hit the ship right now!
Our boys!
Ard!
What is this?
It's the well.
I knew there would be a land in this game. I knew it then the sacrificial land
It was just a drink classic
I got to keep my knife why really yeah
I don't like my head anymore. I want to pick it off on
Okay
Oh, we escaped the sniffer cool
This is not me at you nice hat
We've been here before but now we have the cruel bar and what now don't come here. We never open this though
He's extra loot.
That's good thinking.
Wow, look right there!
Nice!
That's nice!
And I think we didn't do that.
God, they've been a terrible time wait.
They cooked.
Yeah.
Help me up with this.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
You have to sit back and watch.
Yeah.
Nice.
Send it.
Literally just crashed our weapon and just watching us open everything.
Yep.
uh oh he's sad I go I'm sorry I mean I didn't mean it's we need you man we
literally need you but come on shake him shake him
bitch if you know what else you're against us yeah he doesn't want to play
with us anymore weird he's tired oh wow that yeah I mean yeah I mean if you're
not using all the tricks that you got and what are you using them yeah you
You know.
That, that, that's a crazy skipper there.
I've been at this spot in, um, in Last of Us.
Oh.
I was thinking Hitman 3.
I swear I've been here Hitman 3.
Oh, a phone.
A radio.
Computer?
Dam controls?
Tiles?
Video game.
Walls.
TV swing?
Clock.
Plug.
dresser light at the top bookshelf garbage bin share radiator are you
win I mean I already had like five more lined up
Nah, that was crazy. That was actually pretty good. Fuck.
Spin that shit around.
Yeah. I'll help you out.
You gonna help me though?
Thank you.
Open the floodgates!
Oh wait, wait, wait. Now we fucked up, cause now we can't jump across it though.
Let's close it up. Close it up.
We do it good. Yeah, it's good right there. Yeah
I'll test it
Now we can go with the boat now we fully open it there
We can we just voted it out with the boat is oh, they'll help us though. They'll help us get it out
Dude, yes, we can who's looking is that?
Is that...
Nikkei 30 Nikkei 30
Or what is it?
Rockin' around
Yo, spin it around!
I'm trying!
That's Rockin' Builder, dude
Fuck, that's Nikkei 30
Shit
I actually get it
Who was- Yes we can, and I remember that from way back in the days
Off the Builder
We- You can do it
Yes, we can
Some shit like that
shit like that
i guess i'm a set it to
the leaders store from bob billett's kind of cringe
almanac
something about it you don't think about the pain doesn't exist
well i don't know about that
will just think about any just think of good things if you're paying
then you're just, you know, it's good this way, it's push this way.
Yeah, like him, there's nothing about anything here.
He just, he's just...
Well, I kinda hate that though.
I don't like that about it, like deriving at this game.
Like, why would this guy stay behind like that and do nothing?
Like, at least accompany this.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, why is he even helping?
Is he like actually one of us?
Or is...
Like, I don't know what's happening.
I mean, not on my blocker.
He's just sort of weird. He's just giving me weird vibes.
He keeps baiting us. He's not going. He didn't want us to save him.
But then, oh yeah, I'll play along.
Gets him killed.
This is our ice cream truck, too.
And then the guy can, he can imprison full on big humans, adults, but he can't engage a small child?
That's cat. That's cat.
This guy's gotta be on his team.
Should we just bomb it and get rid of all three of them?
Bomb it. And then I see the solution. Yeah, bomb it.
Yeah, let's bomb it.
You wanna see what a bomb does?
Uhhh...
I don't wanna see the animation.
Oh!
Hi, Gordon!
Ouch!
Iceberg again? Wow, so many icebergs.
Yeah, there's a bunch of icebergs under the water stopping us.
It sucks.
Oh, there we go. Oh, no.
We have forward.
What if we were to stop at the highway?
Yeah, it might have been the highway.
The highway is making sense.
Wanna hit a bomb first?
I
Residue I
I can't say
This way
Yeah, they just do a hitter 180 hit the bomb. I'm not gonna hit the bomb. I just want to see it
I just want to see it. Do you think it oh?
100%
What about the light, though?
There's a mask we can get somewhere.
I know for a fact there's a mask we can get for our collection.
Oh, bomb!
Dude, look at that traction, though.
I'm sure there's a mask but it's in the middle of the ocean.
I always thought about this, really.
This would be a really bad take, but why not make electric boats with an induction motor
that works off of getting the energy of the waves to create electricity?
like a like a like a um water turbine they did that the waves hit the boat and an induction
mother sucker generates energy to power the to power the electric motor
i don't think that's gonna work why not i did the math in my head i don't think there's enough
to thermal induction with energy that actually radiates off of the uh thermo is it enough
I'm not done with that.
Well, the induction grate would actually be at a prosperous rate, which doesn't quite
fit without water first.
Check out the house.
What about it?
There's a black cat like it.
What about it?
I mean, do they not like us?
They don't like us.
Oh, why?
They haven't even sucked all the juice in.
Because of the anus.
We've just bombed it.
Bang!
What the heck are we doing?
I'm the boatman.
Oh, hotel.
What is a bomb?
A sacrifice?
No, there's a guy on it.
If there's a guy on it, it means it's on a bomb, right?
No, it is.
But we wake him up and then run.
No, no, no, no.
No, no!
What?!
Yeah, like the bird.
They told us earlier with the bird, we're gonna get close, wake the guy up, run.
No!
Yes!
So, you want me to hit it?
No, you get close to it, then run.
I'm hitting it.
No, don't hit it!
Did I get close?
Closer.
Close.
That's not Bum's work though. Just get a little closer
Wow, thank you, just a wild man. I mean, that's it take it out. That's a solution
I jumped so I jumped I jumped that I hit my leg on the table
I jumped like oh, there's a bag maybe oh, we're gonna use this bag
We need to get a new boat attack now. We need a boat upgrade there.
There's a boat upgrade somewhere, but we can get a boat upgrade at that tech, uh, uh, uh, uh, we need to get bricks.
Like a, anything, yeah, like a barge out, a brick.
Yeah, bricks.
Cause we need at least two bricks.
Right here? Oh, there's gotta be a brick somewhere over here.
That's a pretty cool animation with an explosion of some sort.
Yeah, that's about right there.
Oh, here we go.
Alright, looking for a break.
Surely our boss is going to have us out, right?
No, he's just really casually walking in and getting us in.
I think we shank him.
Yeah, I think we just kill him.
Just kill him, man.
Yeah, I think we just eliminate the threat, like...
Oh, art!
Wow!
I'm going to stop arguing and go to the new unit and look at it up.
That is cool.
There's a door here.
Oh, I can maybe waste you. Yeah, hoist.
Hoist. It's a dev. I don't remember that, it's a dev.
The dev just hanging out with us, sitting?
Dev should not put this up in the game, though, lucky. It has a dev in it, come on, bro.
There's no way it's a dev. If there's actually a dev playing, it's like, what the hell?
Oh, that's what I remember, it's a dev.
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's safer.
Oh
Wow
Why oh my god?
Harpoon oh my god now we're just gonna get a harpoon launcher
We can get that
Probably yeah, okay, but what is his name though stairs? Come here. What does it mean though?
Something about this TV
And he was probably watching the pyramid so he died trying to become a businessman, but he
But he he put that through his own chest
What do you think? Oh
Look at this that's what they spent the money on look at the mattress. Oh wow
That's it. That's a new physics of what we watched the pen and paper guy on YouTube it
The scholars
There's a scholar
No, that's lovely. I look up dragon ball what if saying watching those scholars for
Out my legs it
Yeah, I just my heels are bleeding bad. Yeah
That's that's tough
Probably open this no, we can't
Yeah, we just leave with it. Maybe we just poke it.
Maybe you just launch it.
Yeah, like you just throw it.
You just don't want to help.
Okay.
Umm...
Maybe we just stuff it over here.
Look!
Nice.
And now we go.
He only does shit when he has to.
I guess...
I'll drive the bow.
Oh L1 square
All right, I mean it you're not you're not that ass. Oh, yeah, I'm learning
Okay, buddy. Let's trigger at the same time to go faster
Learning let's trigger at the set
Go go go go
That way you need to hold it the boat triggers that you go faster
Okay
You got this
Nice
Oh fuck
Ah, nice!
Ooh, fuck!
That was too fast, that was too fast.
Yeah, but someone's slow here.
Oh, fat. It's a fat one.
You got this.
No, just move around.
Okay.
There's something here wait no
I was a what I'm going to go up over there no no no there was a prompt
Oh
There was a problem up on that one
You go oh
That's a problem there
I guess dude
Another kid we need to get the whole squad together
Yeah, maybe that one's useful though.
That's a sniper though.
Uh-oh!
Uh, I need you to go!
I need you to go!
I'm holding both.
Nope, you're not.
I am it's only slow here
Headshot
Close one
What?
Look at that strike though
Nice! Keep going, keep going!
I'm plowing, never.
What's your name?
I had to be fired.
I had to be fired, I had to be fired.
I literally have a head of sea ice for that's a boy's up on the boat buddy
Jeff
No
I tried go go steer steer
Go to the right
We're gonna go around gonna go around
Can't can't twirl it
We don't get it's won't war
It's about World War two
Wait there's huge human to the right just go we don't get it. Why are you going towards them though?
What about a boy
Well, we want to kill this guy we want another one
We would that's that's what we're gonna use the cannon on that guy, but for now we need to go get a boy
Spoilers I forget anything. You go. Just go to the shore go to shore
He's dead, let's be honest.
Yeah, just wait.
I feel like I gobbled up right.
Yeah, we don't care about it.
This is the puzzle piece, man.
This is the puzzle piece. Look at this, man. Ready?
Eight. One, two, three, one.
Remember that.
Yep.
Downloaded.
One, two, three, one. Now go inside the bunker.
No, no, no, no, there's more puzzle pieces around.
One, two, three, one.
one. I think we just run in dude. Yeah, I think we just run in. We just run in this
right now. What about the boxes though? Look at that. What's this? Oh, it's bird shit.
Yeah. What? Oh, one, two, three, one. Wow. Is that new code? Yeah, new. Yeah, so remember
One two three one and one two three one. Okay, that's two different colors
No, don't fire the missile yet, okay put the shell
I'm gonna open this up load it up
Gotcha
Little heavy
This is for gunpowder. That's why yeah, okay one two three one no no no no we need to angle the thing first
Yeah, this or the or the guy that's probably this because we have to go through right
Well, it doesn't even move anymore. It's like stuck it. Oh, yeah
Uh, uh, uh, that has offer.
You guys love me.
Oh, I don't see it moving on my screen at all.
Wow, really?
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's in the same spot.
That's fine, do you see anything?
This might take a long time, dude.
Um, I see it.
Yep.
Right there?
I think it's gonna be a hit there.
Whoa.
Ready?
Huge stutter, yeah, yeah.
Smoke him!
I think there's another one but what is this there's another one right yeah
I'm a little bugger much better than yeah I am teleporting big time because of
this we have to fix this we need to fix this no no no more wait wait we're
bugged it I teleported so far that I'm gonna die yeah we're desing in I died
I just teleported to the map well that's good because it was bugged now it's not
bugged anymore I mean yes it's gotta be a good reset all right one two three one
remember this I think we just have to aim it at the wall and that's it but
Did it?
What about the zombie though?
I mean...
Maybe we try to right instead?
Alright, I'll shoot the whoppers, fuck it.
Can you open it for me please?
Thanks.
I think he's one bullet for the, one bullet for the wall and one bullet for the guy.
But if you shoot once, it's gonna open him up, huh?
I just don't see the guy anymore, I think I just should.
Oh, you want me to try to put a second one in?
Yeah.
Bro...
We need to put some gunpowder in it though!
Oh, maybe that's the boxes out there?
Wait, what's this?
That's like a red one.
Wait, this one looks better.
Huh?
There's no gunpowder, there's no gunpowder in any of these.
Then let me try...
Maybe there's gunpowder outside in one of the boxes.
Oh!
That would be me snacking!
Whoa!
Right?
Yeah, yeah, we got a smack for show.
Okay, not this one, but there was better chest over here that looked like actual things.
all right I'll just try firing it up again
1, 2, 3, 1, why?
just send it, f**k f**k it
okay
put a shell in
gotta open this window first though, so you can see
put a shell in
Roger
Roger.
It's not a file, just...
No, it's an extra shell.
I just want to help.
And then we get a turn...
to the wall, so we just go exactly to where it lets us go, and then that's it.
Oh, there's still the database!
They're good?
Yeah.
Send it.
Yup, and then...
three, two, send.
Alright, let's get out of here man.
It's just embarrassing.
I mean, it is.
British in the Fettle!
Yeah, yeah, let's bring it and then there's probably a gunpowder somewhere.
I don't, I want to have to get this one out.
Look at that.
Nice.
Good throw dude.
Thank you man.
I mean, I could bring all three of them.
I mean, you provided me with all three of them, no?
I couldn't find the last one.
I'm coming out.
Sam, chill.
Uh, I remember the ones at the door and it's like, barged.
Maybe it's like that red weird thing.
Maybe bring it on the boat?
What?
Mine glitched, yeah.
Mine disappeared out of- no, it's right here.
That doesn't work though.
just uh...
we throw it at him
and then we walk around and find some gunpowder
and maybe we never went to this big red thing
oh it's just one of those
it's a bully
yeah but we believe her
i mean we can stand on this now because we moved it
um
shit
Maybe we need to go get a gunpowder bucket somewhere or a gunpowder like um
Maybe this gunpowder in here. We're just missing. Do we go all the way in the back of the room?
There's there anything on the bedroom over there yeah, never and nothing over here
You know what let's just get out of here leave this behind
it right throwing that yeah I fudge that and we go back on the boats okay and then we find a spot
that has bullets in it and it's probably the spot that we saw when we first went into the camera right
that's right spot oh we skipped a step man yeah but it was showing us that we skipped a step
you know hold the lever is that one chat yes it only takes us off of it
Yeah, our ears get covered and it's like waiting for the shot, but then we're like...
Yeah.
Now you control it this time, dude.
Yeah, I think it was complaining.
So we have to go all the way right.
I can't look at all.
Moxie?
What is all this?
It's clearly a gunpowder bucket in here.
Yeah, it was showing us.
It's a resupply zone, man. See it's a it's a it's a world war thing. Yeah, wait, I don't just boost you up here
Yeah
The guy that they have a gunpowder here
We're just boost right here for sure. Yeah, let's leave. Let's go this way
Yeah
The bird's stuck in the thing get him help me help me
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Nice.
Good shit, dude.
Good shit.
Nice.
Good play.
Let the family know.
It's a query.
Huh?
Look at the stones.
They actually like the stones, right?
You just know too much, bro.
you a little too much a query bro I ain't learning that shit in school brother
brother they get the fucking they get the normal and shit oh a quarry oh my
oh one letter was sounded off I don't know what it means a classic made it
you're not paying it so I don't know oh final boss of security yeah boss fight
a thousand percent said this is where we get absolutely smoked on this is like the
painting of money it's a garden the garden with the flowers yeah I didn't
rock that I don't know he's been rocking there he just know everything from
rock it literally is it oh watch out that this spot is where we go to die
Yeah, there's a bird on top. What's that say? What's that mean? Danger ahead?
Is it a crow? Yeah.
Oh, I did not say. I always remember everything. Like elephants.
Um, just take a little, I'll take a little peek. I see a couple pigs. They're fat.
Yeah, big, big pigs is a rat.
And that's about it.
I just see dead pigs in there, dude,
and a couple live ones.
So what did we learn with this information?
Oh, maybe we...
We feed them, but oh, there's all of the pigs.
Oh, classic.
Like, he could just go through it on his own,
but we have to, like, grab each other's hand.
Yeah, it's kind of annoying.
Like dev power, it's just weird.
Oh!
Oh, the door's open!
Something open for sure.
I heard this.
Oh!
Move along with my potatoes!
Get out of here!
Get out, man!
Why are freaking seagulls attacking us?
What the hell?
Dude, what does it mean?
It's gonna be another, like, double meaning.
I have a key, I have a key, I have a key!
Oh wait, I think we can roll.
I have a key!
I see
Yeah
Remember I keep I keep I keep yeah, low key just careful
Just goes in light to me sure
Blood fresh as well
Well, this has happened recently.
Oh, look!
A bunny.
Hey, it's the second time we do that. What does it do when we do that?
Teleportation.
The bunnies in the cinema. There was four of them.
Five, I think.
Can y'all move a little bit it's a smuggler's asset. Yeah, you got push pushes push this one, but nice
All good
Squeezing between there
But here though about here does yeah, it's gotta be something. I see a light
That's all it is. It's a light the beast for a boy. If I ever useful and have a light. No, he's not sit on the gun
I'm flunking
What at the back of the back of the we can't miss no no
Yeah, we did but I think this is Easter egg
Gunpowder?
Rask
Yeah, it's poop
Poop, yeah
There is your bag
We gotta kill this
Get out
Nice
You didn't want to search all the way down this just a double check
Well I want to check just the spot first no
Like why is he just shitting like why is he sitting right here?
So weird oh, that's a big one dude
Ouch, oh he's eating the other pigs dude hold on
I mean, he is talking.
Yeah, well, don't do that.
He's never happy though.
I think that's the whole point of the game is greed, that you feed endlessly.
It's never enough, you know what I mean?
Remember the pigs head back got chopped off too?
Yeah, I remember that.
But then it was pigs that were taking photos of it.
The pigs are even eating their own pigs, the humans are eating their own pigs.
Yeah, yeah, there are no rules on pigs, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a pig, you know.
Okay, enough, and I'm here as a tractor.
Spent someone 12 hours making that tractor. We saw it for 10 seconds. No, I was actually a one-pumpter
They had to go from Grockin and then he had to take what he got and put it into clawed dude at cheating the system
I said is nothing to be depicted it out
All right, there's gonna be gunpowder in here that was a long walk
But yeah, it is gonna buy it in here for sure. Oh because it's it's a it's a lighthouse
They have like flares and shit. Mm-hmm. You never know when you're gonna need it. Yeah
in a lighthouse. Nice lighter dude. So our boy just literally sat and watched the fat
biggie like he just does nothing. I didn't say it's just a... Oh it's the boy! That's our boy right there. Yo!
Oh
Watch out the version I come though
The version you hear that it's fine. I may just try to get him out here. I'll cut this
Then you move
He helps us! He helps us!
Help! Move!
Don't fly! Don't fly! Don't fly! Don't fly!
Okay, we're gonna go to the next one.
Juck it!
Our boys hurt though.
I know, we'll help him out. He actually helped us and we'll help him out.
Oh my god.
That's a lot of kids.
They're just dying, dude.
It's a South-Saturn place.
Go, go, go, go!
He's actually helping!
Yes!
Quiet. We've got four squads.
Who knows, they think they have a thousand.
Out, out, out, out!
Press some keys, John.
Thank you.
John, four found data.
I
That was it
What about a gunpowder though?
No gunpowder. Yeah, maybe there was no gunpowder ever. No, there is a better. I'm not stupid. No, no, there absolutely is gonna powder
We imagine it dude
There wasn't even a big guy in in the water. We just made this up. We got to the bus now. Good job
Fuck and with the bus
But there's art here, which means maybe there's a mastermind in it.
Yeah, maybe right behind the bush.
Dude, can I get on the route? I don't want to be rooted.
But why does every poster is the same?
But it gives you different art.
Like, come on, bro.
Really? Can you just do a different poster on the ground?
Oh, man. I just want to bring it.
I'm going back in a reason.
We're literally going to wait for the bus.
Oh, wait for the bus.
Dude, the one with the black hat is just...
I don't know. It's kind of edgy.
We need to kill them.
I think they have aura.
No, he's weird. He's hiding somewhere there.
Yeah, he's just sitting on the ground when it's raining. It's just weird.
Did you see me submit wallpaper?
Oh yeah. With the wallpaper engine and it's the same animation too, everything.
Wait, I don't feel good, dude.
Uh-oh.
Wait, let me hear the wrong one.
Mama.
Oh, you're possessed by the sickness of the lamb.
Is the lamb inside of you?
Don't speak of it.
Uh-oh.
It's gonna burst!
Oh, not even fun.
Oh, I shit in my pants.
Interesting.
But why does- why does- you're coming at three bull holes in it?
I've been getting shot.
And so I can see and I can breathe.
Wait, school bus.
Well, guys?
You guys coming?
Who's driving?
What's up dude?
It's a ghost
I'm not going out of the back with all the all the cool boys are at
Come on man, we have to go to the front really
Well, I just want to talk I like talking to the school
When you get on the big bumps in it wobbles the hardest
probably more than any teacher who teaches me this school, I just have to ask them great questions
look we're gonna get where the band is on his head, the cone head, bike
yeah, yes
the guy sitting in front of me is so edgy
it's short bus gov
it's 100% short bus for show
I
Thank you, but what about the gunpowder are we never gonna go back there?
Yeah, think about the gunpowder forever. I didn't have that for the budget, brother
I just have the sound effect. I was it
No, this gunpowder. I'm telling you what, I didn't, oh we're going to school to learn how to make gunpowder
But they're going to bed. Oh, he's going to bed. Really? Thanks for the help dude
What do you see, what do you see, I can't see.
Well, there's, it looks like a classroom, school, how I see.
There's a kid walking in there.
Oh, there's a demon, a demon child.
Wait, so maybe one more friend?
Either a friend or he's going to kill us, yeah.
So there is something on the right over there.
I know because it's that case, right?
Modicles go there, otherwise don't go there, classic.
Yeah, because if there's grass, they didn't make anything over there.
Yeah.
Yellow tape theory.
Nice. Can you bring that down?
Yeah, I got you.
Good shit, dude. Your ass okay?
Yep, I'm all good.
Cool.
Just gonna climb with you at the same time, right behind your back.
Watch out for the fence! Watch out!
This is the way to look at us.
Yes, it's like a ghoul. Some type of ghost or ghoul.
There's a gun breaker.
I think it's cool.
It should be one at a time.
It should be one if you go both then it breaks.
Come on then.
Develop this.
Yeah, you make it go down.
No, it's like it.
Over here.
Maybe you have to look in the crack here?
Oh, nice.
Can you stop that?
Help me.
I need to think where to come up though.
That's us.
Oh, and then we go on.
Yeah, I got you just here.
Let's get on up.
Come on.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you.
Oh, hi.
I can't go down.
I'm killing it.
Oh, I don't I didn't I did a prime arc Raiders. Oh wait a bouncer's all on
And then you've hit the edge at the end you literally edge to you see I pull it out of yours. Yeah snack and snack them
Right here to all right. I can go in
Yeah, it's just a bit of this time for something over here, dude
can't sorry I know you can't I was just mid you know see that the club are
remember oh secret entrance there's no right side over here though yeah there
is no no keep the brick though here's the picture just in case you never know
You never know.
Uh, yeah, let's throw it through this.
I mean, look, move the box first.
Open the hatch. Why is there bricks though?
I don't know. Maybe we throw the brick down the hole.
Yeah, I don't know. They just put fake bricks.
For what?
No, I want to get the brick.
Oh, the brick is for the noobs.
Oh, wait, those are kids, but those are weird.
Okay, just kill them.
Okay.
Kill them!
There you are, we got you.
How is he with that?
Oh, right here?
Yeah, but over here though, as well, though.
Okay.
For a mask.
I feel like mine was the mask spot.
Nope.
Oh, you're...
Damn you, now.
So what does this do, though?
I feel like, yo, how many, yo, listen to your head, how many were there in the cinema? It was four, right?
I thought it was five, and then there's been one one, but I'm pretty sure we're just gonna like do five of them in total, and then we're gonna get an achievement, and that's what it is.
It's a real killing.
Oh, he's the king!
Whoa, hey! Oh, oh, hell no, not my watch. Let's go kill him!
Yeah, that's just weird.
Hold on!
Help!
Yep, I'm in here.
Help me!
I'm in here.
Get off of him!
Oh, you didn't have that. I'm getting- I'm getting clapped.
And you-
Oh, I got an achievement, though.
It says,
Fail to save your friend during an attack.
So that's cool.
Alright.
Alright, that.
Well...
Hey!
There's a death-county over there.
He's- he's- he's, uh...
we can save them nope yeah we can't we'll save them later you'll fight them
and we'd have to help each other we got to stay together
well okay
Nice!
Good!
He's playing!
Always the closest target.
Dude!
Nice!
This is bored up here, dude.
Yep.
I am the king.
God, that's aura.
Kill him!
Oh!
Nice!
oh the pig no no but he was looking like you always trying to escape you see
that he died trying to get away that's actually just sad that is our friends to
the pigs helped us no no no they didn't other than well he did leave yeah he
said leave and they opened the door for us to escape
me the sunlight kills them a friend
oh
could you not cut the rope
that's a big rope it's a really big rope dude
I think I'm going to save them
I've got to check down here, you never know, mask.
I'll sit you down.
Alright, cool.
I'm done.
That's badass.
I think they have that these seats really gonna really resells the aura. Oh wow. They're scared of the light
They're scared of the light. They don't like that
They do not like that
Also that one that was in the light
Turned into that thing. Whoa
Hey, yeah, because of like at the window it was frozen
Swing!
Oh! That one flew!
Man, we popped off!
Yeah, it was big. Mass. Me!
Arse!
Mine!
Get off this!
It's too easy.
Wait, wait, wait! It says... it says... stickman.
I mean, look at that meaner.
I
Hey, hey, baby, baby. I'm gonna make it a little bucket. I want to wear that
Have a spear
I
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hey.
Walk down. You never know.
Oh, wait. Yes.
Okay. We are crazy.
How long were that?
All yours.
That bad boy on.
What is that?
It's a gooey plant.
Potato plant!
It's a potato plant!
No! My headphones are dead!
That's not a bug, my game.
Just here, just here.
That's on.
Oh, Bob, potato!
You have five minutes of Jesse AI by the way left.
You have paper to fold.
Aye, I already paid that.
Yeah, I didn't come through.
Oh! Oh! I get up!
I got it myself.
Did we go through here?
Yeah.
Oh, we need to add the lights to this.
Yeah, we need... oh, they're moving on the ground.
Snack them!
If this is fake.
We're trying to pretend. Stop pretending.
Among us.
Oh wait, we can turn on lights.
Just kill them, Ted.
I
Don't want us
Like the snipers
No, I think you gotta try minute. Oh, maybe yeah, they're not that's
Come on, come on
You bought that one on the head
Crazy we gotta go
I'm killing it. Oh, come on, bro
Okay, let's go there. Just go, just be lining to see if we can break the game.
Yeah, because I think they just keep spawning and there's no point.
Ready? Full senya.
Slide!
Over here! Over the door!
Sorry, I am sorry.
Sorry, well, I mean
Fudging I
I'll let you do it first and it will go and then I will distract okay. I got it perfectly. I know exactly to do
Well, no weird checkpoint. That's
Okay, a bunch of points are like really bad and pull you made it and it was like broken
That's for the speedrun strat you do if you do a purposeful death there
Oh
Okay, yeah, yeah, that makes sense because you get died there well then you can but most players won't oh
They put a strict point here, too
Okay, I have an idea
Okay, they did the thing that you wanted, though.
That's just kind of cool.
That's correct.
Unless they didn't.
Yeah, yeah, that would be cool.
I got you, dude.
Get it done.
Oh, wait, go, go!
I mean, I mean...
I thought I was gonna die.
I swear we had more time on that enough time. It's your weight on it that
There you go. Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah
Dude that was a smart you thought about that as badass
I'll try this on the ropes
We gotta stop it. We gotta stop it
You go you go up and help you out
Go
Start it up go on it hit this cc running
Okay, fake fake real fake real
It's a stage and you'll put up the lights
Miss a door right now. I know the drama music went away. I guess he's just
Oh a new friend Banjo-Kazooie
A gun
Dark souls he's fat
Huh
What was that?
We didn't have enough feeling that the kids that we have with us previously died and we
just saw how the bucket guy died.
And there's also one of those rabbit things.
Who's the bucket guy?
This guy that we're about to save that's going down this thing.
He's on this rope.
Can we jump on this rope, you think?
He might be on to something, but also he might not be on to something.
go yet no you said I was on to something I literally got so much
confidence oh man well now you're on to something I mean it's awful that's a
larger way we have to do the whole thing again yeah but maybe we can do
something different here
now let's see it's bucket head I mean yeah I don't know what the head has a
move that what what is happening what why does it work now oh I think we had a
hit the dudes down the hole for them to officially die and we didn't try to use
it yet I'm gonna hold it I'm gonna hold it yep yo come here
I think I don't have dying I did it all I don't need your help or something man
I got you
Got him oh
Again
They're taking the same dude yeah, we're gonna do business
us. Wait, the loading apps are now all lower down. We're going down the well. Full circle.
Oh, then our boys are going to go and help us out. The loading screen is them helping
us out of there. Oh, swing swing right left. I got you. Yep. Nice. I don't know what I was
doing. I was just clicking every button. What I want what I need is school buses, lots
school buses down here see that yeah they're short though oh yeah don't wait
freaking rope now oh no we're ropes Gigi yeah we're roped up hella big time
okay they already kind of wrote about oh wow over there friendly friendly friendly
Snapping turla. Oh, stay, stay, stay!
Got it.
Just gotta turn off again. I got a kick.
Oh wow, how'd you know that?
Yeah, I just, I played this.
It's my second play-through. I played with Nekkei 30 earlier. No custom.
Really?
Yeah.
Why can't Nekkei get it?
Yeah, it's just a mean thing.
I go back to the red.
Yeah.
Snipe?
I said I-
3, jump in 3, 2, 1, go.
We're dead.
So we have to think about physics.
So we both got to go left.
Yeah.
I'm going to follow just right behind you.
Well, I mean, I was supposed to know that, though.
Yeah, you got to fail to succeed. That's one of the lessons of this game
I mean only one by the time
I don't have a solution either. Oh, yeah, we can only be one on the path ever I
Like oh no, no, no you say you say I would go here. I would go. Yes. Yep, but I would go around
Well done, let me take it, let me take it, let me take it, no, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
And then I'm going right. Yep, go. Go.
I'm going to jump, three, two, one, let me jump. Easy.
Two, Dan. Very easy.
What a crook.
we are so I mean I don't even have to say
oh holy shit I was crazy that's it looks possible though it really did no I
didn't know the planks I need the planks here for show
It's our friend he's gonna move the plane but he's not a real kid though look see he's
fat I get on there he's not a real one yeah he's like slowly transforming but he's trying
to help us on the last
bit of community
he's coming us out
come here
hey you see this
oh my god
oh shit
that's right
it's all good
friendly
come on here
over here
can we not look through this
oh we can't go
it's breaking you from
yeah
wait he's got
wait wait
he's got
he's got a level 2 plate
only doesn't go first so you're just going to drag me I have to go with them
Snake.
Yo.
Snake.
I've been needing some help, but...
Nope, he likes us, dude.
He likes us.
He's our friend, bro.
Can we repeat him?
Aw.
What?
That was cute.
That was cute
Comes from the scared pig
I guess
How's that coming though? We didn't do anything at all. Well, we put our head on him. He said it's okay. Oh, okay
Okay
Uh, man, I like that.
And our friend's dead.
Just send it. Just send it.
We don't get it. We don't get it.
We don't get it.
He's not going to respond to this.
Zero bucks.
We don't get it.
We're so ahead if we just win.
Let's go.
Okay, please.
We don't...
Zero deaths here.
One.
Yep.
Oh, no!
They ripped it off, they ripped it off, we're good.
We're free.
Oh, no!
They ripped it off, they ripped it off, we're good.
We're free.
Dude, this looks like the place where Edward Scissorhands lives at.
Oh, yes, this is actually the Edward Cisran House.
Wait, why can't I win this movie?
I don't know, but we need a key.
It actually does, yeah.
Or it's the, um, from the Frankenstein movie.
This is where I made the Frankenstein movie.
You know, I don't think that it was a bad movie.
Edward Cisran, I think it was actually pretty good.
Oh, I liked Edward Cisran. I thought you were going to say Frankenstein.
I liked Frankenstein as well.
Oh, yeah, actually, it impressed me.
I thought it was good.
Yeah, I really liked it.
I thought it was going to be a piece of shit that person, but I enjoyed it.
Well, it just had that really good actor in it.
The guy that's in, um, uh, Inglourious Basterds.
The main soldier guy is so good.
That guy's just a crazy actor.
Really?
What's your guy?
The, like, the main Nazi guy in Inglourious Basterds, the one that goes in the beginning
and talks to the guy that goes in the middle of it.
Yeah, he speaks like a million languages too
Is he yeah
What's in here why are we we just open things well, I mean I don't know I mean why is it openable there's nothing in it
Don't know
Snack them I
Got there close that shit up nice
Did we gameplay that or was that a scripted event that we thought we were playing?
I mean, we're just better than the devs.
I gotta open this.
I mean, you can't just not open it.
Shouldn't have opened it.
Again? There has to be some weird achievement or prompt.
If you open all of them, you get a bonus.
Open all the crates, yeah.
Mine.
That wasn't real?
flower dandelion that's a bingo no yeah that's him that's him yes yes he's so
good
help help
catch you
I just need a little help you just say bingo
Bingo it's a bingo and he rubbed his hands and shitting he smiled with some money
Wait, um, you're gonna die wait
I'm too far. Okay. I'm coming again with you. The orange on your hat means to think that it's you. That makes sense
But it's me like this thing the orange. I don't like my hat. I don't like it. It's too. It's too. It blends in
Yeah, yeah, so the potato the potatoes not a chat. It's not it's
go ahead and do a swap here mechanical swap it would just help yeah I think I
think I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna go I'm gonna go standard mask aura okay I
like it let's go
get to some pause I kicked me I can yeah you changed your mask and it kicked
You can't change your mask in us and I'll out of here that fuck
No, no, it's literally just a game it is what it is though. It's like it just came out like three days ago
I mean there's like there's like a thousand glitters with the games that working, but somehow
Definitely not a net
Do we open this like just out of all that was cool
I got to man run away run away from me baby
run away just feels weird not to do it
I have to do it one end Bellevue I got both providers at the same time
let's insta kill this guy real quick
What?
I thought it was that.
By the way, yesterday, a weird thing happened.
My internet was on a smart plug.
Like a plug that you plug into the wall and you turn off from a far way.
And somehow, something took it down.
And it's my internet that's on that.
Our candidate can't afford EMPs, so you can't go with that, just in a way.
Like a Canadian EMP is just someone going to your house and cutting the wires.
Yeah, that's weird.
How are you?
It didn't come back, I went to the server room and I unplugged it, and I plugged it
manually.
Did it come back on though?
Yeah, because it was a notice.
Something
But your wife I know
Just smart plug all my internet is on a smart plug it so I can receive them up from afar
Gotcha
Smoke them I
Hear them is that the pig but he's our friend. It's nobody
They're the fake if they're powdery already, they're just fake powdery one gunpowder is what we need it. Oh
my god
Dude, okay all the dead children's ashes put them into it put them into the fucking shells and fire them
Yeah
Oh
That has to be the puzzle yeah, that's gonna kill them
He's not real if they're powdery they're fake they got to be great. I don't care. I mean achievement. Okay, I don't know
We missed one a long time ago by the way, so if there's gonna be an achievement we lost already
Yeah, we missed one. There's a lock on the script. I think you have a key. Yeah. No much immense.
Nice.
Why'd it go on this side?
Go. Um.
Why did I- I waited very long. Oh, potatoes.
Dude, they go bad really fast, though. This is gonna be a waste of potatoes, though.
did those go bad no oh yeah and you want me to help you yeah I mean no
Oh shit
I'm in the box dude
Wait really now is inside it glitched me in the box. I can even move
What are we even...
Gosh, oh yeah, you were stuck there.
Yeah, I was inside.
I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.
He's about to turn.
Yeah, he saw me like inside the tank.
Well, is he gonna see you when we turn the door in?
Maybe go behind him?
Maybe sneak?
Be careful.
We need to run when he turns. Get ready.
But, like, crawl run.
Go?
Stop!
There we go.
No!
Two bottles.
They actually put fuckin' bottles on the ground just for me.
Like, literally just...
Oh, just for me.
You knocked the bottles.
Yes, I knocked a bottle over.
Like...
That's...
Wait, does that have to avoid the bottles on me to live?
Fuck!
Wait, look at my head though, it's like a vidos!
Yeah, you have to be actually just sacked.
Why does he look kinda...
Wait, would you fuck it?
Low key, I don't know.
Yeah, that's not bad.
I think we can go when he turns but just don't hit the bottle.
Yeah.
Well, uh, run.
Yep.
Whine!
Pipe.
Yeah, pipe it.
Send it.
You're strong.
Uh-oh, what's up, dude?
Never again, never again.
Don't let him get inside it!
Watch it!
The spear! The spear! Take a spear!
Gotcha. Grabbing one.
Nice.
Watch out!
That's a bitch.
Good job!
What is my spear after?
We need to kill some kids with this spear!
You ready?
Ready.
And...
Look out!
Help!
Okay, we can spear and sight-stop.
We have an extra spear so are you gonna do it or me?
Uhhh...
I'm doing it.
Got it.
I went inside of his mouth and died.
Okay.
I think we both got it.
No, no.
But mine?
I don't understand it.
Yeah.
I was thinking you have to pick up the thing fast
and hit him with a 3 and then it's easy.
Nothing is easy to do fast.
Nothing.
Actually...
I'm never gonna...
Never gonna...
Pick it up!
Dude, nice hit!
You must've killed me!
I think that's part of it, though!
Can I hit it this way?
Well, hit, well, hit!
On, on, on!
More again?
nice hit good good initiative
okay we have to go all the way left we have to go all the way left
got it that wow that wow that is quite the main shoot okay I guess
Yeah, it was not us like missing the dead as long as...
I got him though.
Nice.
Hey, for the only you only have to hit one
What is the kids we're trying to have this all the time that you're trying to kill us we kill them
All right, we gotta go left side here
And be met they suck give me remembering these all day
I'm hitting the next one is gonna get on the right and he's gonna break the wall on the left side
Yep
I like that
Alright
If you go straight, just careful of the straight thing
Oh my god, they're not even running!
Um...
I think he's getting dead.
Yeah.
Wait, that looks like the...
oh let's go and excavate it
I believe we go ahead of it yeah we can I'm going in
oh you opened wide it but why would we do that though
teleportation device because they ate our friends if we need to go to the
We need to go think about it!
What's going forward?
We got him!
We got our boy out!
Yeah, we got him!
He's dead.
No, he's alive.
Yeah, but while we're killing him, what if he was just trying to help him, though?
Keep them safe from the world. Yeah, it's not saying. Yeah, exactly. Like it's a cool
Because like why didn't he just kill him in the first place? Yeah, exactly
Hey, where's our buddies at
Man
That's it. I think I did a gold squad right oh
Fat careful fat. Yeah. I mean you when you see fat you gotta get them
You know he's got it just lock in yeah
They were trying to take our friends dude, I mean I had a will to go friends it
Wait, you just shot what why wouldn't you go in it get in there?
What the fuck
What the fuck are you doing it? I
I thought you were the MPC and I was following the MPC. That's why that's you're moving like an MPC. Oh
Oh
Okay, I'll remember that
Bro you see in this guy this guy's glitching
Go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
There's a big staff inside of me.
Just make sure to assess the shit, Rip.
the revenge of the pigs.
Oh, I just peaked on the ground, man. I'm not feeling good at all.
Yeah, I mean...
We have an infielding...
Oh! Oh!
No!
They were surrounded by potatoes. We should just eat the potatoes.
Wait, hold on.
True.
Can you eat potatoes straight up like that?
Not even when you're in the pill, if you go off the ground and you just eat it with
the skin, bang, eat it raw, bang.
I think you can, it just tastes terrible, but I think you can.
Chances no.
Well, they also told us to open the toilet at that one time, remember?
Yes, unless they're great.
Yeah, but they didn't play the game though, maybe they did though.
It's ass grok.
Robo-Ditto is poison, and you're poison to this thing.
What?
Rarely poisonous, you mean?
Difficult to judge, that just in high-talk center.
That makes sense actually.
Oh, binocular!
I told you!
Oh, is it time for the gunpowder?
It's out of the gunpowder. I knew it. Look. Oh my god
We got a zoom. Yeah, but hold on. Look around first
Okay
First we look at the
One two three four wait they've changed the pattern. No, that's one four three one
One four three one. Yes. Sorry
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's one three two one four one two three
No, actually, no, no, no, no. Oh, these are the buttons. Sorry. I didn't realize I'll reset it
That's reset. There's no power
Probably I go this way
I
Generator that was big power if you think about it you win shit
Yeah, but I'm just gonna need a little bit of help pulling us. Oh, that's you
I mean I I know I'd my bad
said it
What about this though we push it
Sure
Oh gunpowder probably that's gunpowder. Yes, that's gunpowder and then that
That's the thing where we couldn't jump up, and then we're gonna come down.
Yeah.
Wait, the code's almost already in.
Yeah, we just gotta bing bing.
Thing, thing, dope.
Done.
And...
Reading the code.
Oh!
The enigma from the World War!
It's lighting up!
Team Edition gave it!
Where does it come from?
There's the gunpowder!
There it is! There it is!
I knew it.
So what if we drop?
I wonder.
No, but there was two codes, remember?
Let me check it out.
Now they just changed the color.
Why would they do the same color twice, though?
I don't know.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
If you do all the combinations, I'm sure of it.
There's an Easter egg in this game.
I said try one.
What was the first one that we had?
Do you remember?
It was one.
It was opposite.
One.
Well, one, two, three, one.
Yes!
You?
Yes.
No, no.
Yep.
As long as I go, send it!
It's locked.
I'm telling you, he's right here!
Let's see.
Anything?
Well, I wanted to check, he took forever.
Alright, let's check it out.
The code changed it yeah it did it did change I'm not stupid it the code changed it yeah
100% it did dude it's crap coming probably going there
okay cuz I relaunched a lobby it changed every time different code every time
unless the artist got it wrong when he did it the one from afar and then over my
close all right when we go close we got a double check yeah we got a double
check that's all you bro that's all you
Wait, let me check out that drip
God that is so hard
Was that the crate I think so oh
That was the crate. Yeah, that was the crate. Oh
Wait, we have many people. Oh, we can't go. Hi. I said them all. Oh
Sorry, I have my friend my dinner
Halfway! Halfway!
And if you don't want to get nice, just move! Yeah, I mean...
Come on, in!
Hey, can you drive this bad boy for us?
We've got the lights.
It's a little hard to see.
Let's see if they messed up on the art.
No, wait.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Reset actually changed the code.
Different combinations.
Wow.
No way.
You bring one too.
You bring one too in case the big guy comes.
Unless we reset.
Nope.
I don't believe it.
All right.
Let's do a reset.
you bring one two in case the big guy comes.
Unless we reset.
Nope, I don't believe it.
All right, let's do a reset then.
Yeah, watch right?
Yep.
I have to know.
You know what we have to know?
I have to know.
I have to.
They're saying no, but they just don't get it.
They just don't get it.
We have to.
What did you, what did you, uh, menu?
We start from checkpoint. Let us know where it is from. It doesn't change at all, thank
you. It did though, it 100% didn't. No, no, no, I don't think it changes what we said
though. Is it? It does, it's fine. I have to know though. I, yeah, wait a little
Yeah, I'll do Offstream Scrim.
Offstream Scrim.
Yeah, it's a lot heavier dude, because it's black powder in it.
Thumb powder.
Maybe they'll break our plate through the way it stays static though.
It's always going to be one, four, three, two, one now.
Oh, dude, you got a bird on your head.
A bird.
It's a fish, man.
It's a bear kuda.
Put the thing in.
in are you stupid it's making me pick yours up what it right where needs to be
yeah and now it's just floating and that way we bugged it
dude it's buggy oh we gotta turn it up we caught it was good is it it looks a
little to the left now okay do the scope do the scum first scum first
What first just skeleton
We don't want to wake him up when I jump first
Wait he's gone
Yep, we got all the way around now you want to stop just go the other way. No, no keep going keep on
There he is
is that's a perfect shot I know no it's not okay that is that is that is shot
that's what it's okay but yeah and let me yep send it
He just got loaded quick loaded quick
He's dead I think that was smart to kill him before
we're doing it though that's why it's a way to come up
yeah he's dead as hell
yo how would you know though?
I feel like I would have been faster if we had left the other way
no no but we don't know what there is around us though
they give you other stuff because there's three shells imagine it
yeah true true true
I need to go in.
Nope.
Help me, Glacier Chunks.
I'll get that.
Good exercise.
There's an easter egg somewhere.
Somewhere in the rock you can blow up and it opens up a spot.
and it opens up a spot of 100%.
Unless all three shots were for him?
No, I think it.
Whoa, what is that?
That's who it came from.
Oh, we have to go all the way around.
It's okay. We're almost there.
Oh, it's bugged, dude. For me, stop.
No.
It's bugged. Yeah, it's bugged.
It's bugged.
Not again!
Yeah, you just spin it, you just spin it, by yourself.
I can't.
Uh, I'm bugged, yeah, we have to reset.
No, no, no, no, no, go on.
You got it.
I'll try it. I mean, I'm like teleporting like a mother sucker.
What about right there? Don't be at that.
No?
I don't know what you're looking at for my screen destroyers, and essentially.
Until we do this.
I think we need to hit right here to open the door.
Should we hit here or more on the side?
I like to dead on perfectly.
This is to send it.
Okay, I'm super lag.
So three, two, one.
What in the fucks, dude, my screen's going crazy.
stream is shaking yeah oh my god yeah no I don't know clip I'm no clipping
good the both good I'm only I only see you I don't even exist anymore
Oh, please.
Oh.
Okay.
Bye.
I was just with the energy.
I mean.
Yeah, like, there's something with, it's just that.
There's a couple of bugs in here though that are completely game breaking.
It's kind of nuts.
Wait.
Is that when we killed the, the, the, the monster?
game breaking it's kind of nuts wait is that when we kill the the monster yeah
we got to see if we kill the monster a monster would be over here is he dead or
is he dead is dead yep we're going to the wrong spot
We going there's a bullet there's a bullet in here wait did we break the wall?
I don't think we could consider breaking there's nothing at the wall. Oh
The wall didn't know cuz I think it bugged. I'm telling you it was like I
Smushed up bugged up. Hello
No, no, okay
Okay, well, okay. I'll make the call you can you can cut you could put my shit raw after if I'm wrong
I'm not I don't I don't want to monopolize the control, but I'll do that and then you can do whatever you want afterwards
And then you take control more. Okay?
All right
When you take control here wait one two three one that's what we did
Yeah, yep, see we proved it sway
We proved it
But what if we go back over there and did one two three one now though?
it changed it did it changed
there's a conferring on the left though
yeah I I think we came from the wall I think that's the two wall
things that we opened and then we need to go to the cave and I think
or maybe we need to go where the monster was we just killed the monster
I wanna see both though yeah yeah yeah let's try let's look at
camera first
nothing
yeah
I think we got to get one more friend left
maybe it's two
well what we're doing the loading you're following there's five, right?
So that's sex?
Where's the cable
There's none of the above
Maybe it was over the rocks and it's like an unattainable
Yeah, I mean, these are some brisky waters, man.
Did I shoot? Did I shoot?
No.
Bumper?
Yeah.
We actually have to keep cleaning as though it isn't reloaded all likely.
Dude!
Yeah.
Aircraft Kill, you're looking at it!
Oh, that's a destroyer!
Oh, my God!
Oh, that is crazy!
Dude, that looks sick!
Yeah, that's crazy.
Alright, about World War II, man.
Yeah, it's a World War thing.
Did it, I think it did destroyer, right, Jack?
It's like that?
Did I get that one?
I... Yeah, you did a little...
I
Should go there first or not, I think we came can you not drive the boat in the middle there? Yeah, yeah
I mean if we can go on the boat, we should go to the other thing first
Yeah, yeah, we got the other thing because it's like some red thing right there. That's probably
I'm not supposed to probably go.
No, that's a beacon.
That's a beacon.
Yeah, but we're getting something.
Sure.
I'm just trying.
It's okay.
It'll be a mask or a friendo.
Possible new friend.
Not over here.
Okay, this is where you drop down to.
at the end. Yep. Or we swap up another crate with a thing. Yeah, we'll get a new mask
or a friend. Well, friends, look at them. They're actually just vibing though. Kinda
cool. So what is this game about? It's all the seven sins, dude. No, I've already
red vanguard chat that's not it is it oh you're at that too where's the lost
and shit man where's the
where's the jealousy probably over here over here we go over here
and it's the beginning
very good
right
envy
have we seen envy
what's the guy cleaning the stuff
like what's that
he was the sniffer
who sniffs
I mean
get one
so is there anything here at all
right here
no
Oh, maybe we can go in here?
No.
Fuck's going on here.
Oh, where?
I knew it. It was ahead of it.
What is that, though?
Ew!
I kinda like that. It jiggles.
But what's inside of it, though?
It's your brain getting all smushed.
Nah, there's some lard in there or something.
Hey gunpowder, can you smush up the gunpowder?
Oh yeah, we didn't even have the gunpowder yet then.
Yeah, that wasn't a gunpowder, so we're still looking for the gunpowder.
So we had to go back to the boat so they would maybe hear something.
Oh, hit him! Hit the pig with the arrow!
Hey!
Oh, this is a being. What the hell? Octopus.
It says they're super dicky.
Yeah, big one. Maybe we can jump on top of this box or something and leave the boat?
No, I don't think we can.
Back to shore, yes? I don't know.
Try to go further this way.
Oh, ahead of the boat.
Oh, we have to go over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus, I don't...
Checking the waters now.
I'm not so accurate.
Look at the sand physics they just know what gamers want
Well this is what we want you know what you know I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you
I just agree here's why here's why oh we're gonna eat my first yeah let me
Yeah, did you use the bridge first?
What they just want is a red dimension level.
This is dry sand, right?
It should be kind of whitish beige when I go in it, right?
But over there, that's wet sand.
That will look more like dirt when it comes out of the ground,
but it's the same color for both.
It's just like, come on, bro.
Know what I mean?
Yeah, the wet sand is supposed to be looking darker when you're stepping in it.
Yeah, they fucked up bad, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, that's a major oversight.
If you guys are watching this, make sure you fix that shit up.
You're fucking up big time.
And also when I shoot the dick over there, the dick,
maybe have more blood or some shit because barely any blood came out the dick.
Yeah, but how do we know if it has blood in it though? Maybe it's been drained, like a pig.
See?
Maybe they drained the dick.
Entity to the boat of sea
More odd, thank you
There's a point
Not as I was here. I'll show you go fake fake pipe fault. I'm talking to shots here
This hoist your
Can you pick me up, please?
Thanks.
Oh!
Sea thieves!
Yeah, these nuts open your mouth, uh...
So you're gonna...
Oh!
I thought it was you again.
It's you.
It's all for you.
I think that's open enough.
No.
It's going to revert to me until I go there.
No.
Go!
Okay, I'm going.
Hit a slide, hit a slide.
Nice.
Well done.
Oh, it's a dude.
It's a dude, yeah.
Holy shit.
holy shit wait it's a mega load on it
yeah mega did bruh
maybe he wants to be real short again
it's gonna be okay
kill him dude look at that leather dough
yeah that's what gamers want for the show
up here you can make a bag out of that
mm-hmm so you gonna help me out
Yeah, I've been clicking
Why is he so long and big
Well, the way he's so leathery
Someone said the vet bag. Yeah, okay. I was gonna say it but I didn't want to say it
Wow, wait, wait, wait, that's not what they long as a long slide. No that was extra. Yeah, you did something with the mechanics there
Oh mine
Nope, that's that's that's that's for that here you can have it I'll put this on oh
we're about to go scuba
I just scooped up big time where am I though oh I'm ready look at me I'm orange
it's up I'm orange no no no I'm orange you're yellow might know my color would
be orange no there's is like no ours is also orange but it's like a red oh my
god and how do we do the calls then I'm orange yellow no we'll say orange or
red orange okay red then Jesus Christ I'm gone this isn't if you call this
yellow you're just trolling this isn't even yellow nine close and I'm not
man or whatever you've never had a box okay your orange I'm tangerine fucking deal
maybe great for the kind of abscess from I'm tangerine man
I forgot my option to check
Austin I didn't bring any
Boom.
Um...
Orange out.
Uh, tendering out.
Oh, we can slide it in the middle of the water. That makes a little sense, yeah.
Yeah, I got a flare. I got a fire.
Okay, we can maybe go up this pole.
I have a flare, too, now.
Cool.
Yeah, we gotta go this way.
Another computer screen.
Ooh, it moved! Look at that physics though!
Don't want to alarm you, but bomba.
Where? Right above us.
Can I jump above it, Loki?
Why would you want to bomb us?
Yeah, we gotta push the bomb.
Oh, maybe throw the TV.
Oh look at the San Francisco they got it down here.
That's noise.
Gamers love this.
Maybe the TV because the TV moved.
What? No.
Okay.
Maybe the door.
Alright maybe the right.
Okay it's definitely not the TV.
Let's just go. Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go forward over here.
I fell man.
Yeah, I slept on your bed. That's on me as I
Fuck that actually hurt
Oh, there's a door!
Oh, at least my friend lived over at
Alright, I think...
I think TV Strat
Well?
Nice
Well, I don't...
Well, okay, I don't do TV, I'll mention
Okay, Roger
It's a flight, so I'll give you it, so then I'll...
Uh, maybe we gotta just grab this at the same time. 3, 2, 1.
Oh! I-I got Qobar!
Oh, okay.
Said it.
I find it kind of annoying that the Qobar guy has all the group workouts when the knight has no specific tasks.
It's kind of like... you know what I mean?
Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it. It's literally been hurt. It's been jammed on my mind.
Uh, no, because you're not included at all, you're kinda useless.
Yeah, and whenever I try to go and do it too, I actually waste time by clicking the button.
Yeah, and we actually end up trolling ourselves that it's something, man. It's not, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well like we'll walk away and not think it's something, and I think it's more worth it, so yeah, it's just fucked.
Yeah, but they should fix the same physics first before any of that.
Yep.
Door?
Let me guess.
No, it doesn't have doorknob on it.
What is it? Subnautica?
I look at some game, but it's a Nautica 2.
At the end of the view, it looks worse than the first one.
How is that possible?
I never played the first one.
I won't play Dave the Diver. That was the game I was thinking of playing.
I love that game.
Whoa, you're getting eyeballed?
Yep.
Holy smokes.
For my collection.
Oh, that is yummy!
But why?
Loot.
Oh, you cut it.
Yeah, I had to cut that thing off the shell.
Oh, my knife was useful for once.
Right when you said that, they really thought about it. Where we gotta put this though?
I think we go to rebate some-
Oh, dude!
Yeah, I saw that.
Just run.
Oh my God!
Jump!
We got this tangerine.
Can you open up all the flare?
I mean, I can't see a thing!
Yeah, jump!
Open up a flare, man!
See, they went away.
My flare's gone.
I found it.
Oh
We bring that up we give it all we give it to the man up top
Mm-hmm
Dude we put it in the eye I suck at us see
That's all we did
Yeah, it looks awesome actually. Alright, time to give him a new eyeball. Here you go, buddy.
Here you go, man. Prompt it in. Bob.
Yeah, it's me. Just put it in backwards, though.
You know what they say, right? An eye for an eye.
That's what the game's about. That was the theme the whole time.
Every consequence has consequences, positive effects.
Wait, that just did!
I am really...
Yeah, you gotta do it like me. You've so long you have to rule it around.
Yeah, you gotta tuck it in.
That is the theme.
Nice there.
Nice vein dude, get down!
Wow!
Look at that, but look at that pool though, we got like an endless pool.
Watch it, they're gonna let us get one of the masks and keep it for ourselves for the rest of the playthrough. I knew it.
Just call me Orange.
Wait, we have the same color now!
Lame.
How about just the tangerine brothers?
I think it's funny.
I'm changing it.
It's elastic.
So, we're going to the water maybe?
Yeah, we go over here, we go to the right.
Over there though, there's like a, maybe there's like a scenery.
to me never okay I feel on the clock so yes you're gonna keep that on yeah I
like this you want me to take it off no it's fine no I'm trying to buy no I know
I already did and I put it up that I was a weird though now it's such a weird
vibe it's so bad I was gonna instantaneously change I'll just put it
back oh I got orange they have orange and the other one dude wait we actually
Yeah, I have orange on it.
Okay, let me check.
It's the right one.
That's cap.
No, you put the wrong one on it.
No, no, no, no. The one you have on it has a top helmet.
Now.
Yes.
I don't fucking get this, man. Fuck. I'm just gonna go back to the cone. I don't know what
to do.
Okay, then I'm gonna go back to the burden.
So, crash again.
That's just so weird. The game is 100% getting crashed now. We shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
Oh, for the odd boys?
Stop walking. Okay. Take your time, guys.
I've been sitting for that sour
Yeah, now you drive now you don't know
I'll read a name
Hey
Light
Nice it. Oh, we're gonna stop stop sign
I mean
Well, how do you drive? Just have you drive? No, I just don't I don't drive. Okay, don't try
Okay, but make sure you go around and you hit everything though because some of these guys will not wake up
Okay, I just I don't try ever
Ready, we'll do it. We'll do it. Bye. No, I'm gonna you're going to be
like are you okay what about you you're going towards a bomb you're going
towards a bomb I was gonna go around the bomb and you shot the bomb just
then they're gonna shoot them on them they should be on them
and I'm going super right super right
oh I can just go slow and give them a bomb
it's not even got this now
it's still a perfect distance it's like training in zombies
So go go go
Like nothing
The camera is just so fuck I know you got a moment you got a moment
Jesse, why don't you move in your fucking truck?
because there is a bomba in front of us and I had to stop then go back and go
backwards I did I did not holding it that's so okay okay I'm not gonna you
I just do that's sure cap it the the boat ain't reverses when we took it
I'm a person now yeah
An hour
It was but it was one mile an hour
They got stuck in the... They were trying to escape the war and they died in the tunnel
when they got bombed.
Good trap right there.
Bag up go
Well, yeah, I did bugging a damian resets and I'm bugged a camera. It's just crazy. It's a little crazy
Well, I mean
I'm literally currently dodging these bombs, though.
This is really cool.
This looks like I've got a better idea at the end of it.
Spoilers.
Well, I managed to play that.
Hanging man.
What?
You wish you could go back, yeah.
Go back to a simpler time.
The well.
There's something above us and it's heavy.
Yep, yep, it's you, go!
No, no.
Go.
Well, teammates?
Take your time, guys, and get it, you guys got to finally move.
Oh no, it's a newer subway. That's it, we're done.
This is it, yeah, yeah.
This is it.
Watch out for the stabbing on the left.
Watch out! Rats!
This is the end of the game, I can feel it.
No, are you okay?
It's just my head hurts bad.
Alright then.
Stomach too.
I just came out of Steel Creek for a...
Oh no, oh no!
Move!
I'm out man, I'm out buddy.
Uh oh.
Wait, I walked faster if I crashed and figured it out.
Yo?
Well, I got to help you.
Are you okay?
I just don't feel good at all.
It's okay, buddy.
I got Max.
Oh, no.
But what is the end, though?
I got Max.
But what is the end, though?
Ada, watch out!
This is the lamb finally coming out of the well, and we were looking at the lamb's point of view in the beginning of the game.
We're the lamb!
Oh no, you're the lamb!
Wait.
It's mine. It's mine. It's my baby.
Wait a minute, I'm dead. Oh, I'm the lamp.
Wait. Yes.
May it affect all of your regrets or something.
I'm just, I'm gonna need help, man.
Oh, I gotcha, bro.
Thanks for the carry.
Wait, wait, we got Bucket Boy.
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, which one did he eat?
The lazy one?
Who cares?
Wait, he's got one of our friends, right?
Yeah, he literally just ate the lazy.
The edgy like aura farmer that we had this whole time.
Just gone.
Well, I clicked it back a minute ago.
What about me, though?
Okay, that was kind of savage.
Achievement alert.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, off the K2.
Goddamn, bruh.
I think, I think, I think you can walk around that, right?
Now let me get back on the back.
All right, I'm just breaking everything.
Take a break.
well it wasn't a bird it was also it I think it signifies maybe removing the
burden of something in burden oh what like bird but then oh my god brah what
Okay, you actually have to get to Gigi the trenches it
Holy shit, we're in the trenches actually
No, sorry
Dude it third person it like this
zombies
Oh, what's that?
Gun?
Wouldn't it be so fun though to do something like this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This kind of art style too.
That's so hard.
I can't really get the gun though.
Yeah, we can't get the gun. The gun's too big.
Uh, no, no!
Don't do it!
Can we get his hat?
Uh...
I mean, shit.
Fighters keepers.
Whoa, whoa! That's a war crime!
Why, that looks horrible!
No, you got that shit on
Okay, that's
What something
I thought one of our boys got fucked on.
Oh, what the hell is that?
Yes!
Sergeant!
Oh, sir!
What's that?
Yeah
Push careful fat. Yeah, thank you for that
Why shooting down it wait, which one though wait
This one on the right this one
But we lost each no
Yeah, we missed one. You wanna reset?
Dude, I'm so mad at it.
I'm so mad at it.
We know how to do everything.
Dude!
To get the fifth one, you have to get the fourth one!
And we missed it!
fuck man, you know where it probably was? it was probably like the water area, we had to flare it
ah, they're the key spots I remember, we made the spot, but it's okay, let's go
watch out
more tarlottes
down, don't get down
what are they doing?
he's so stupid
what are they doing?
what is he doing?
Oh
Go go
Sorry
Go
Let's let good
No
Oh my god!
Guys!
Oh!
Oh, okay.
Holy shit, yes, I see it.
Yeah, they're gone, they're gone.
Heat.
That was heat.
Oh, here, tank.
That was nice, yeah.
Run for it!
Land! Land!
Oh!
Oh, am I?
Joke!
I was looking at you because we're wearing the same hat.
We're wearing the same hat.
We got the same hat, it's fucking it all up.
But it would kind of ruin the
arpeggio of the war if I ruined that.
Yeah, now you're right.
I'll paint it.
I'll paint it. It's like I have white shirts.
We gotta go back in.
Go!
Left side, left side.
Up!
Watch out.
I'm dead.
You're good, you're good.
I mean kind of yeah I mean you know I mean they got log ball so oh
Oh, Rick. No, no, Rick.
Um...
What? Where are we?
Oh, this is... What? This is like a headquarters.
Oh, our car...
Watch the bunny be back here and we just gotta go back and we figured out the whole game.
No.
Fuck.
They're like an embassy.
Wait, you can never actually fall.
Cool.
Very nice.
I thought these were skill checks.
Um.
What's that?
That's the bottom half.
Of what?
Of somebody?
Yeah, we're gonna see the top half up here.
Come here, come here, come here!
Oh, sorry.
Alright, get ready for the top half.
Okay.
Okay, this is...
No, this is already there if you just enter like this.
Okay!
And walk out slow.
No...
No, no, no, sorry, see that's I'm poor of course of course as always
I mean I mean it's just insanity
Plus so much aura. Yeah, it's a hospital. Yeah, and I'm sick
Oh, do you still have the choppers no we don't have the choppers anymore if you go find them again
I didn't find another like mechanic that just needs a life I think above you above you
What's in there though
Just scared me man
I can't hear you, what did you say?
Hello?
I did!
Hello?
Jesse?
Over here!
I hear you, but you're low.
Move!
Again!
He's doing that again!
Ah, we're done.
We're done.
Oh, that's the top accident!
What?!
That's the top accident!
Jump.
Okay, that was crazy!
That, I mean, you...
Where, where do we go?
Wait till you look at the hole!
You just suicided into me, man!
I think you wait for the guy on the right hand to blow up the hole, I think, or on the right side of the, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
You want to bait to the right, I think.
Yeah, although my ears are busted, I think this audio needs to be prepared, you'll make a jump, make a jump.
BANG!
Yeah, that right, see where the light is?
Genovo, Genovo, Genovo, Genovo!
Oh.
This is honestly crazy.
Oh my god my ears man! I'm sorry that I'm short!
I have a left doing something weird.
Wait, it's a boy though.
Just don't make a noise.
We put a bomb on him now, but no because of that.
No, it should be in you again.
Think about it though, the lamb is a sacrifice, yet we're using all our friends that we got
as sacrifices.
We need to break the cycle though.
Oh my god.
Go back, go back, go back, no.
We can probably just go back in.
Nope.
Did you?
Nope.
Yep.
Huge cutscene.
We just lost the body.
We lost the candle.
We lost the candle, lost the second ending, everything.
GG's.
Yeah, that's just over.
Yeah, it's just walking and just getting out of the canal.
Wait, screenshot this, new wallpaper.
Sick.
Yeah, back to back, back to back soldier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy orah.
Okay, that is sick
It's green shot of that. Yes, we drive that out of my iPhone
New wallpaper for my I'm just gonna do I'm gonna do the front wallpaper. Yeah, it looks sick. Yeah, no, that's fucking aura
Stanker
We're correct
We have a gun though. No
Okay, go set it
I don't think anyone else do you see him?
Big Ben.
Yeah, Big Ben, UK.
Mate.
Cloak.
Cloak up.
Left.
Art, left.
Right here.
Oh my god, you all dead.
Art.
Computer!
What does that say?
I can't.
I can't see there I can't see that computer um you dodged it that is crazy
This guy sucks at shitting. Don't go on the right side.
Oh my god!
Okay, left.
Just go on the right there.
Thankfully he's got Jesse Amon.
Oh, he has your aim 100%.
Oh!
My job is really...
Yeah, let's go ahead and take that.
Thank you.
Am I just bugged?
Yeah.
I feel like since we missed all the rabbits, it's just like that's why I'm skipping it's
Oh, yeah, you want to jump? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's actually games all the time.
If I miss something, I'll just play perfectly, and I'm done.
I think I'm done.
Yeah, exactly. We already fucked it up.
Is that what happens when you go by until dawn and you lose one character?
Fuck it, kill the whole squad.
Yeah, just kill the entire thing.
Wait, I think we jump? Yeah, there it is.
It's like Tetris.
Yeah.
I'll turn on my light, I bet.
Ow, my legs!
Careful careful careful. Oh my god. No, I'd like
What are you cooking? What are you cooking? I don't know up here over here. Nice job. Oh shit
I mean he cooked us, he cooked us. I mean he cooked us entirely. He did. He did.
Nah, we got one. He cooked and that is insane.
That's crazy. Over here.
Only 49 deaths is not bad though.
Yeah, that's not bad at all. Yeah, it's probably top 1%.
I'll bait him this way.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
See that though, that's the strat.
That's genius.
Yeah, that's fine.
I also did the wrong thing earlier.
Oh, code!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, four O's, remember that.
But this one, throw a brigadon because you don't want to kill me.
Welcome all the O's are killed.
The O's were the...
Wait, we need to go over here. It's a shooting gallery.
Oh, there's a gun right here.
We'll don't shoot him.
Mine?
Wow, really?
Oh, well, mine! I got my bullet!
Don't eat it.
Dude, look at me!
Holy!
Give it a shot.
shot wait back to back here screenshot in the middle
oh hurt my ear dude dude look at me though look at me though it stand in the
middle but hold on okay middle it up this way no that's hard
You're practicing now.
That's huge.
I'm not a boss.
There's a sniper too!
Oh!
Oh my god!
What is it, a tank?
No, I'm just gonna have to scope on it.
You just shot me.
Headshot.
Um!
It's not a bit.
oh my ears we have a key or do we not pick up the key oh oh got it watch
Oh, Jason.
Oh, yeah, that's not going to cut me.
Damn, that was trash.
Bang! Holy!
Got him!
Ow! Okay, I actually owned you.
What?
I got an achievement for it, too. I got an achievement.
What did I die though?
How do you get the key?
It's either the key or me. Make your choice.
What the fudge?
I think it's random. Yeah, the pistols seem to be the best
Um, that was weird
Like I
Guess we can't bring your guns. Oh you can go in
Crobar
What are you going bro?
I'm going to get a gun, I don't give a shit.
I don't think we can go in there.
Then bring a pistol then.
You try it.
Oh let me crack the door open first and then you...
No way we can't, lame.
Yeah, it drops.
If we spend a few hours on this game, we could definitely find a way to break the game for sure.
We broke it 20 times already.
Yeah, sure.
are this oh maybe we're gonna get a pie head oh oh or like a turkey head muffin
head maybe cake head dude turkey head that is in the other one we gotta shoot
with a gun. Oh, you're right.
Bang! That's a miss.
Bang! Is that it?
That's you. Is that where I'm?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, it's a little wonky, but all right.
It's got a goat, bro.
It's got a big ol' head.
Yeah, it's not great, but I'll keep it on.
I'm here inside... goals.
Oh wait, we missed that.
That was the door going up on me.
I'm sorry.
I just was not thinking that it was a hide thing. I thought he couldn't even walk to it.
It's all good, it's all good. It's you, it's you, it's all good.
Is my game a lot of- Oh, he snipped her or something.
What? What the fuck was that?
I guess the spawn zone is not, you know, hidden in the spawn zone, I guess.
Yeah, let's go to the second box.
Yeah, it sounds like quaint.
I guess.
We can do something here, maybe we gotta make noise.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We need to move the bread in.
Wait.
Yeah.
Stop!
We're done.
No, we're good.
We'll stop you dead!
We should have a higher 100% bugged it.
What's the bug idea here?
How do we do that?
Just like the other one.
Once the action is queued, you're invincible.
So when the guy drops, just go.
Yeah, that's fine.
We'll run this repeatedly.
drops just go yeah it's like yeah we're not gonna do it we're like we're just repeatedly
is this game making like your home from super hop by the way no this shit it's melting my GPU
oh yeah yeah it's one of those games uh
oh
If you think about the little hats we get too, we're like little spiders too.
I guess.
The enemy is the spiders.
Yeah.
Wait, is this the UE5?
I think the water makes me think of UE5.
The lighting a little bit.
Is it UE5?
It probably is.
sand I feel like gave it away yeah well I'm enjoying it though there's a lot
Yeah, it's fine. I'm in BuzzFeed. The game's good.
Yeah, it's good.
Cool, Mark?
Yeah.
Art!
Congratulations!
The war is it.
Yeah, that's going to my art collection.
Yeah, I don't need anything done.
I've already been screen shot in the back.
Run!
Wow!
Our hero!
You gotta save us, everybody.
Oh! No, we can't!
Molly! Where's Molly at?
Uh, I don't know. Where'd you guys come from?
I was right.
You have a flash?
Yeah, fair.
Flash that?
I flashed.
It's the way where I'm at.
Stuck!
Come on.
Fuck it.
Just throw it off.
It's like this.
Oh, we'll check. We'll check.
What's the can for?
Oh! No! My hat!
No, the hat!
Okay, you going for the hat was kind of sick, though.
I'm not a sick though. Dude, I wanted a hat though.
Three?
OOOH!
Another car!
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Rolling out in the open, shut up!
Holy shit, I'm bad.
I didn't even know your head back though.
Yeah, I got my hat.
Oh, I see, okay.
We have to go hide to my diesel.
Oh, yeah, we have to go to the car.
Oh, because these engines are rolling.
Yeah, we moved to the next car.
Boom, Sharko-Walka.
Boom.
The thing got...
Shit, man.
We go left
We're just dead right? No, we'll make a run for it
Ready two one go
See what are you doing? What do you mean?
Sanding it. I did he shot me in the head start sliding it. Oh my god, bro
Maybe it's the cans. Sure. Don't the cans fudge it
He's gonna shoot the cans instead of us. I mean, yeah, what else we well wild would you bring the cans? Oh
So my one can
There is no way
It's gotta be the cans that this why would they give us the two cans it doesn't add I don't think it's whatever I
I think I think we can make it to the next pass not bad wait wait what does not
mean but I don't get it though definitely wasn't on me
the car. Oh dude it's like Shrugger Jam. Oh yeah big time. Rush hour it's called Rush
Hour. Yeah, five o'clock. The cars are rolling down, they don't have to go. Keep going there,
Keep going there, keep going there!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
And then, left side!
Now!
In the, in the box?
Go!
Nice!
Big Ben!
BANG!
CLUB!
Hey!
Woman is running down!
Building!
Where?
This!
RPG!
Shuka!
Come on!
Fire!
Oh!
Bang!
God is ass. It was a fat?
Yeah, of course it was a fat. What else would it be?
Come on.
Wait, I don't have a hat.
Let's go loot.
Oh no.
Wait, it's gone. I actually lost it.
Well, I mean, it's all good.
That's just sad.
Yeah, that's pretty lame.
There's gonna be another shooter out here.
Yeah, I'm not prepared to play so long.
Yeah, we're back and forth here.
Oh no, it's trench foot.
This foot's getting all slawn.
Oh no, the worms.
Wiggle in on my toes.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Baton switch?
Yup.
Get out of there!
Watch out! There!
It's a nuke, heading on my head.
Hiden!
Oh, it's the lamp.
Go!
What the hell?
Walk up, walk up!
Oh! Nuke!
Hiden!
Go!
Stop.
They don't care about us anymore.
What are all those metal pieces?
Is that what I just covered for people?
I think it's the sub tanks from driving up.
Ah.
But they used that cover, no?
Maybe.
Oh, there's a tank right in front of us.
Next shot, we move.
We got to bait it, though.
I'll bait it no no it's just you what come on come on
we go to the right wall red wall
and middle wall sure if you wait no it hit me it hit me there's no way any
can't wait for you. Next one. Go!
You're dead.
No lights!
Go! Left.
We're cooked.
I'm proud of that. Good shit.
You're done.
Tuba!
That's sick.
Left wall?
Raise it!
Died.
Yeah, now I thought I needed to get the grenades.
Yeah, I went left, you went right, I just thought it would work.
It looked like a wall.
It's a good spot.
Alright, you made it, I did the bazooki.
I go!
My grandma got me a type of bazooki.
I
Got his ass
always the more trouble double-decker
You never know
Oh, we're gonna try it
We got throw to him so we got bring the Nate to the tank and then throw it
I
Was just push as a oh we can drive the thing go
Couple you did couple
Oh, well rip this guy
Can you do it? Oh, I can drive it. It's all you
Oh
This is actually I would expect this to lag and not run, but it actually runs very nice. Look how smooth it is
No
I'll shoot that! Oh my god!
There! I'm left-sided! Hit the wall!
Left-sided! Left-sided! Do you see him?
Left-sided wall!
Hit that! Middle wall! Thanks!
Watch out!
Nice!
Good shit.
I think you can just drive through that too.
Wow!
Oh shit!
Holy orah!
Wait, is this gonna be like this?
Oh, I don't wanna spoil it.
Spoiler!
It's like the inside, like the ending.
Cut up without spoiling it.
Ah!
Yeah, I think it is. That's cool.
That's cool!
Got him!
Oh, he's getting on, dude.
I
No I can't! I can't!
I missed one singular shot and I died.
By the way, just like one singular.
It was a singular shot that was a singular shot.
Unlucky. That was so cinema though.
Yeah boy, this is what I'm saying.
I'll get a bit of Rizzy Lion.
Oh look at that lion!
Come on, come on!
Yes, again!
Yes!
What am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Nice!
Um, nice!
Again!
Yes!
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Oh, my tip!
Oh, yes, crooked. That's unlikely.
What about their boys though?
It's all crumpled up. They all got sacrificed in that.
No, no, no, it's gonna be in his tummy.
But he took bites though. He didn't just go and swallow like this, but this one.
No, he didn't bite, he didn't bite. Trust me, I look at every death of him.
You were paying attention to the nibbles?
Yeah, well I mean, yeah.
Shit.
No!
Wait, let me tell you.
Don't leave me.
What do you call that?
Yeah!
What I'm going for, 80?
I shall take you down myself.
No, we're gonna fight a little bit out of the story.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Yo.
That's the well! Look, it's circled, see it?
Yeah.
Oh
Wait, we're prepping for the final battle
Wait, what?
What is that?
Hey, yo
That's so squishy.
What, are you in a- in a stomach?
I'm straight up in the stomach.
Nope.
I'm literally straight up in the stomach, bro.
Yeah.
Call.
Okay.
Oh, I- I gotta call.
Help me!
Look, is that- I'm doing it, look.
I'm- I'm opening up the other stomach.
Keep making noise, I can find you guys.
Yeah, open the stumps bra. Look at that.
Nice thumb opening. You like that?
That is nice. Oh, that is nice.
That's the boys. Wait for me.
Oh, hold on. This is where we live now.
Cool. Oh, oh, it's just you.
The bunny. The bunny that we missed.
Nooooo
Yeah that was 5. See? We didn't get the 4th one.
Wait! It's yours in Goodbye, essentially! The funding is you!
NO!
I
Um
You guys killed me
I can only go forward
Hey, you're dragging me. Oh, we're gonna we're gonna give you up so that we can all live it. No
So you guys were greedy in the end and we thought we were fighting against it
We were part of the system all along and I mean I was the sheep
Since the beginning of the game remember the well, yeah, I
I go down and I'm the lamp at the bottom of the well over again and the cycle continues. Oh my god
Unless we get all unless we get all the bunnies. Yeah, and then it's a crazy ending. We're all happy
Don't
We have to man. Otherwise, we're not gonna make it
it's just we're just repeating the cycle though what do I have a square on my
shirt though squid game there's triangles everywhere in the game but I'm
square what does it mean
circle or a triangle the whole time.
What is this?
It's the well.
Oh, okay.
But what does it mean though?
The cycle continues, you can't break, you can't, you can't change destiny.
What?
Unless?
Alright, that was a sick game, I liked it.
Yeah, it was good.
That was good.
Can we see the fine honey Easter egg now?
Yeah, let's google it.
Wait, how am I gonna do this?
It's all about the meat skipping.
I got it.
Let me let her go over the top.
That's not the end of the video, actually.
I don't know how long it's taking me to be 80 more people.
Yeah, I thought there was six at the top, and then I said, but it was five at the top.
Me at the bottom.
So I thought it was a while, actually.
okay that is right below
a lot of these things
they're just over the top
I have lightscreen so it's on here
dude
there is a lot of people working on this
it's a lot of QA testers
hey
it's all safe
Yo, how do I skip this?
Fuck, I can hold the skipper.
Yeah, but I can go.
Does it let you?
Should I?
Because it's under.
It's under.
Yeah.
Now, I mean, you might as well commit at this point.
Oh my god, hey, how'd I do all this?
Aha! Oh?
That was a weird end of coming up on the screen.
They got achievement all as well.
Classic.
There's the critters one!
Huge!
Re-animal two!
Re-animal two is just kind of shown he gets coming back.
Re-animal two!
Alright, sick.
I enjoyed it.
Alright, sick.
I enjoyed it.
Not too shabalaboo.
Oh, I saw the gallery. Nice.
Well, I kinda wish you could have that in a game, though.
Not in a game, though.
Yeah, but I remember all those spots, though.
Yeah.
We got all the art?
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
Uh, is it crashed?
Let's go on with it.
I had a whole set of four.
Uh, well, I'll pick it up because it's a big picture.
I enjoyed it.
Well, I didn't really, I mean, I, well, I have a few thoughts about the game.
Yeah, they just that you know they had 40 QA testers and I just pretty sure they all took the day off
Yeah, that it was pretty nice. Yeah a lot of bugs a lot of
Design over sites that is not a very like I do it ever
Yeah, we did a lot of dipping to like there was like big things before a cut scene skip
So we couldn't go back that was kind of fun. Yeah, also it might be in
I mean, when I come to just gameplay, I get it.
It's not like a super gameplay game,
but you can make really small puzzles
that are not very puzzly.
Like throw this over the edge,
pick it up on the other side and do that.
It seems like there's a lot of like,
just very streamlined duplicate scenario instead of-
Yeah, like crowbar did the entire game.
Yeah, exactly.
Like crowbar literally was the entire game.
And also to be fair, this is a $40 game.
That's pretty crazy.
Yeah, it's a place of the game.
I mean, 80 bucks is pretty crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, 80 bucks is the co-op.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Can you play co-op for free if you want a person to buy it?
God, I hope so.
Yeah?
OK, then that's why you buy it for free.
It's all right, so I'll get off some of your refund then.
not steam is i'll make a real nice email
this shit was not working for two hours i'm just gonna start saying gp you
should know
well i don't know what i have to go down to it
start throwing in the bullshit
that's crazy that's a bit of shit that's what i said my shit got stuck at the
laundry machine part i don't fucking know
guy was gone
just a crazy shit
i i think the problem would be with games
come to a point where quality games take so much time to make that that's the
price that a quality product is worth them right but it was good there just
wasn't a lot of a can I wish there was more
That isn't...
Oh, you strike, bro.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
The main problem is, is that, like, if you really get down to it, isn't what the price?
Not really.
I don't want to be too harsh.
I don't want to be too harsh, okay?
Because it's a A to B play-through, that is four hours, right, with not much replayability,
respectfully, respectfully.
It's a format that 80 bucks, it's a lot, like you know what I mean.
But it's fine if you like games, but it's very luxury.
If I'm thinking about games as the bottom B, let's say necessity or whatever, and like
free-to-play games topping the luxury this is like top 3% of what I would call luxury games for
Shots 100% um
Which is little nightmares you say
Little night little nightmares and little nightmares to you get for 50 bucks all together
No, what's what about inside insides 25 bucks. Yeah, 40 bucks is crazy
But yeah, that's that's pretty much my only complaint in the QA team being AFK
But they were getting though. Yeah, it was good son
But yeah, let's say I'm ugly. Oh, yeah, we gotta see that and then
Something
Yeah, look at the rabbit ending like the Easter egg ending well the
What
all the all the coffins
what the fuck is a coffin
oh yeah we opened two
I thought it was one but yeah oh no it was one we only saw one goes
and we saw how he died
it kinda like showed how the person died yo there's a fuck ton of them
Wait we missed the whole game.
UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Holy shit, what the hell is this?
Wait, so the candles are then in deal with it?
I guess I just really was the last bunny or something, I don't know.
The candles are for the last hat.
Oh, heheheheh
Interesting
There's nothing else?
That really is it?
That is pretty crazy
I can't believe we only found one coffin though, like what were we doing wrong?
I mean, some of those are kinda complicated though, I mean I gotta be honest with you, like
I guess you have to shoot at a bomb?
It's probably that island or it's probably that cave that we saw and we had to like blow up the stone or something with it.
Yeah, I don't know, yeah.
Borrowed trauma at the airport already.
What about that train game?
Oh yeah, we have a next time. It's just 4-4-30 in the morning.
Oh, shit.
Oh yeah, I'm not gonna play this game for real.
I'll play it one minute like, you know, just to chill, maybe gamble or go to bed straight.
I don't want to ditch you, but uh...
Are you good bro? Go do your thing, man.
What are you gonna do, man?
Yeah, we can play games in the bar if you want.
That game was gonna be really fun, but wait, I can play actual cinema.
Yeah, we'll do the train one.
There's other ones too.
There's like a gnome game that would be fun as well.
you
simple I do um fuck it cutting fist you know what I'm not I think these are
really bad period yeah I don't get yeah and I'm gonna have a do snatch and
it's like it but he's just these are just not been appearing what would I
what would I not be pretty busy the tentative sample
Oh, I should have went the yellow one.
Yep.
Ah, B-Lob's going.
I like that.
And all those new targets, I did not play your mother instead, I mean, it's not very.
Something's up here.
Subway was under me.
Now that we need to end fast, I think this game is not like...
The difference between Dota and this game, in my opinion,
well, you're not so like a team fighting an ult at least for that character.
Let me get, chat, what is this guy's name?
Dynamo.
Is that unstoppable, doesn't, doesn't kill you.
Dynamo's also, doesn't go through fucking PKB.
So it's like, the character's not that good
because of that.
I mean, it'd be different if it did go through it,
but it doesn't.
Driving.
No, I mean that reduces the characters' utility by, like, stoop, map in all of it.
Oh, man.
Oh shit.
I might just die here though.
I'm gonna have to suck
I'm gonna see them
I'm dead boss
you
I mean he's okay he said no I called it he said no so I didn't go I think it's
and
What the fuck was that anyway?
What the fuck was that then?
I mean just bugged anyone, it's just, it's just over.
I mean I think it's a kind of useless sort of
You guys are useless I mean you guys do nothing
I mean I didn't say you I said everybody
Yeah, your dog shit
Yo, I'm 30k damage above the second place in the steamer. I mean are we fucking good? I
Got a big day. How are we fucking good?
Like fuck that
Do it do that
Use my ears like a little bit if you're playing if you're playing silver
You're playing silver and again, I guess what every smell it rings like that and you're not at least top for damage
you your your confusion detonate I mean it's it's useless it's useless it should
be given to the less fortunate in times where the rams price are so high it
should it should be already listed for donations for the for the poor because
You can't use it, so why should you have it then?
Explain it.
Hi.
I'll be in a moment.
That's it.
I'm not sitting here with anyone.
Um, that's my mom.
I enjoyed it.
Hi, chat.
I'll be in the more chat.
You have to chat.
That was the answer.
I'll have to answer you to chat.
Um, I mean, I had fun.
I had fun playing with Jason whatever.
My god, damn, was that, um, was that, um, was that, um, was that, um, was that,
um yeah i got to get my shit together it's almost there
get the getcha i'm getting to you guys see you chat uh i'm not giving it a no thanks for just coming
out there's a beer what's up bye good luck stay cool stay happy i'll be with you uh it was chill
oh but uh it was well i'll have more chat together with you and so bye
Okay
There's a bit of a socials
But it's going to be cool, we'll do it
Twitch, kick, wherever you want
There's a bit of a march out
It's good
You enjoy your stay
Outside the sun is shining
Seems like everything's gone away
It's good to have you with us
Even if it's just for the best
Okay
No, what
Yeah, you are you tell me
Do you tell me buddy?
Alright, bye Jack.
It's cute.