you
I
Means Q not funny you in this call we forgot
Yeah, bro, bro, bro
This is so not funny. I don't know how to say how I feel this is because
He knows it he knows he's that knows dog is that right and makes a major joke at it in the way
It's like, oh guys, it's so ironic that I never did this,
that I'm actually doing it.
Like, really dude, how old are you?
Like, how old are you?
They didn't, bro, in China it's like,
there's never shit that a child doesn't.
Like, some fucking 12 year old is mad
that you caught him, like fucking, like getting candy.
He's like, oh, I'm gonna get candy.
Like, how are you?
What the fuck is that?
See, look at this guy.
I don't know what this guy is, decor, yeah.
I don't know this guy. Yeah, he's still right. I
Didn't do it. I didn't do it. Yeah, I didn't it's funny, but that's not really what you know, but yeah, oh, yeah
Oh, don't you fucking dare racist
Oh there is
No, no, I get it. I get it. So they picked them off. We already know it's a jack. Okay,
I will leak each other because guys, I, I, I heard this about the documents again. There's
no, no, but they tried to pay the men to lose men's hockey USA on top baby and Canada said
No, and they got so mad. Yeah, so I think I okay. Here's what I do
Instead we'll pay women's so they they lose against Canada so that and the end when the USA loses
They'll say oh well in terms of in terms of USA Canada. It's one one. It's one one
You guys didn't win because the women's the women's are one on our side and I get it
It's the most the biggest couple of all time
All we care about is men's hockey.
This is not, it's not sexist.
I love women there.
By just a hockey, in terms of two countries, we only care about men's hockey in that way.
Only one medal can be.
And it's gold.
And the USA is not winning.
I don't give a shit.
This is not winning, little puppy.
countries in terms of sports
seventy three months while
can't imagine all the things i could have bought if i didn't send five dollars to this goblin every month
and i think it's a great uh... all they want
16 months, 5 years.
Bad play plus sucks, plus one man's play cause no team work, cause better players are shitty,
plus paid off.
I'm, yo, I'm gonna be honest with you, somebody in the United States outbidded me.
I tried to buy the win, somebody bought it, somebody said it paid more than I did, I got
fucked over.
Yep, and he got paid off.
I don't even know what to say.
I admitted, I lost, that's what it is.
Mr. Krabs what are you doing?
69 months.
Nice. Finally I'm in the jungle. What is my Ram doing, Link?
Welcome me to the jungle ex-qcl
Forcing a president
Suck your name who won the last women's world cup pepega. Yeah, they don't care. They don't care. I don't know
I'm a prison for imposition of martial law in December
Check out the video chat. I think this guy is a fuckhead
Jack didn't this guy
Chwoll the girl because he lost something like that. I don't know I don't know I don't know
Why you the fuck at it?
Why you, you're, you're, you're new, but...
You're bad, you lost...
Uh, exile.
Move along.
You can't give or take.
You guys do have to realize this, we can...
Okay, so this is what I learned in school.
This is what I learned in school.
Right?
You can do a plus or minus.
You can do a...
Cringe, you know the debunker, look up.
Yo, yo, Barack Obama said a lot of things that people agree with that don't agree anymore
and our dish galloping, they're gonna give a bitch ass hose.
He was like, Obama did Obama that, bugger is whatever, right?
I mean, Obama also said, ice is good, deportations are good, and he was like, okay, moved on,
Now what?
Non-human visitor.
Well, he gave classified information.
And he does about that?
And he does?
Well, I don't know if they're real or not. I can tell you, he gave classified information.
And he does about that?
He made a big mistake.
He took it out of classified information.
No, I don't have an opinion on it.
I never talk about it.
A lot of people do. A lot of people believe it.
Do you believe it there?
I will hit the press it can declassify anything that he wants to
Yes, well Obama was around eyes was chill now eyes of the Gestapo, okay
Back of days Obama was bombing whatever fucking
Doesn't countries okay? Well as the goats
One bomb. Oh dude
Trump is stalling or whatever. Okay. That's a well you met me. It's all good
But I mean, you're not attacking what I said though at least I take the facts little buddy
Although you're wrong other than you're on and I am not a gliss of it either of these fools
Well
All I like to point out is the hypocrisy of the people on the social media.
Guys, if you want to have tapes, you can just stand on business.
When I have tapes, I stand on business.
You can at least give me that credit.
I have a take.
I hold it down.
It's what I believe in there.
I don't want to just say shit because I feel like I'm going to say something today or
whatever.
From today, South Korea's former president will spend the rest of his life behind bars.
Yoon Suk-kyul was found guilty of abuse of authority and masterminding an illegal insurrection attempt to seize the National Assembly in December 2024.
This was when he declared martial law and national television in a move that shocked the country.
Military helicopters landed inside the parliament compound. Arm troops and police blocked lawmakers from entering.
But the order lasted just six hours.
Politicians forced their way past security barricades,
gathered inside the chamber,
and voted unanimously to overturn the decree.
Yoon was later impeached, arrested, and charged.
Prosecutors demanded the death penalty,
one of only two possible sentences
for insurrection under South Korean law.
Chat, why not just lose the game?
Guys, you won the game, after that you lose the game.
It's all good. Yes, everybody loses games. I mean, squid games.
Instead today, the court handed down a life imprisonment.
The judge said Yoon showed no remorse, but cited his age and the fact that no lethal force was used during a serious criminal license.
Outside the courthouse in Seoul, crowds gathered, some cheering for other victims.
Yoon's lawyers called the ruling a political show and vowed to appear.
You just lost the game, all of you chaps.
And where?
Since the country became a game.
Yo!
That is crazy.
That is crazy, by the way.
I'm going to the divine sign.
Next I need you to stop playing Abrams.
In deadlock he isn't metto and less fed and you suck at lame.
Please pick a different character.
You are costing the lower ranks.
It's not hard.
Um.
Dude, I have 90% winrate.
Why, dude, I have 90% winrate.
I, for every nine games I win, I lose one.
I'm demolishing my games.
I don't know which part for me.
Bro, bro, people calling the blue 10-outs.
Blue 10-outs have been on point recently.
That is it, that is it.
But, guys, people calling the blue 10-outs.
um
it was just regularly done
are you playing overwatch today little puff?
forty seven months it was just regularly done
love you all
hello mister rex
You know, Blue-Tone Ale.
Is that AI? Is that real? What's that?
Also, what's up with the mic being that loud?
Like, that's crazy.
I need some questions.
Okay, it was just right.
how did you remove the nordswain's enemy?
how did you do that?
Foucault did a drill, he didn't do a drill
You have to make an app where you don't fucking get no reason to the bottom right
there.
I'll put an announcement, I've directed the government to decode my US government files
on aliens.
Jack, can I do as I do, can I do as I do?
I'll tell you how it is, I never say shit like this ever, okay?
No, Jack, we always say, this is the distraction from this, this isn't that, but I mean, I
Oh
The files go crazy everybody's mulling out the file whenever oh now the UFOs or hold on hold on
To to your Mr. Trump even the right wing and ease even the conspiracy and ease they're actually they're actually getting to this
And they're actually on your asser what we give them
Act that they're actually eat all this food. Did it dude a new theory you a new conspiracy
Aliens. Boom. Done. It's done. At now, only the left is gonna be mad and is gonna fucking
start complaining about the pilots. They just deleted it. 50% of the problem.
Yeah, but in Obama, there was no, uh, there's a protest. Bro, there wasn't massive protests
And there's not a lot of agitation during those times.
There wasn't.
Compared back in days, and today's enforcement,
there was not a lot of protest there.
So you're going to get less incidents
when there's less agitation.
Hello?
Check this stream.
Yo, who do you think fucking gave the number of the guy in the Pokemon cards?
Who do you think made the link?
I made a group call with them, I added them, I left the call.
I gave the directions for the fucking Pokemon cards.
What the fuck do you think?
Oh dude, this is my revolution!
I'm the one behind it!
Fucking domestic!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh my god, bro.
I can't join I left the call just want to say your IRL streams have been amazing this
year can't wait to see what you have planned for next month.
Guys, there's a thing here.
I'm a good guy.
You know what I do?
three wants a connection I made the connection and leave the call I don't
say I don't say in a really go what are these guys talking about I make the
call I make the call I put people together I leave the call
Now Hysie has counted against the skaters of the U.S.
Without the pass for Kallarik, the Frenchman has scored.
Pops to the next!
Propaganda!
Aliens paid off at St. Phil's.
I said it.
We don't care.
We don't care, buddy.
I do not care.
Aliens, ice, deportations,
apps and files, Barack Obama.
Israel.
Backhand five holes.
Megan Keller overall had a great tournament.
She's very defensive.
Excuse me, she's very offensive, but it's had a great tournament defensively as well,
and now she's showing her offensive play.
In the third spot, here we go.
This is incredible.
Mary Ann Patron, her current world champion in this sprint, off the job.
Okay.
Down to the lower section.
This is to decide the goal. Who's gonna get the goal? Here we go! Again across the line!
Jack!
Zola will grab the goal!
He'll go grab Silver!
Noobs. Noobs. Jack, say what you want. I mean this is the best possible. These are noobs. Noobs. They can do better.
Don't care.
Look at this battle. Ning now such a strong finish. Wow, and it looks like Kjell Nassar's
starting to come apart. These guys are way ahead of the time. Now,
you, Venomars, just skated for an Olympic record. Ning went 25-9 on his second lap.
He's 66-hundreds ahead of Venomars. He carried the flag for China at the opening
ceremony. China cooking something.
This calls him the best technical skater in the world.
Turning this final quarter. Looking to beat 143-05. Possibly drop it under
143 now says rain atop the 1500 is over and Ningo's 141 98
Yo, not bad
Yo, here's locked in though
Yo, yo, he is so locked to check
Yo, no state locked. Yo
Yo
Hold Jack
I'd get the chills on there run. I can think of the chills
Jack look how long they are
They are.
The only major finish I've ever seen.
Looking back at these replays, Keldenhouse took it out
like a rocket ship.
So fast off the line, so fast on lap number one at 24-7.
That's like a 1,000 meter opener.
But Nien held it together beautifully.
I was going to say, I had words with his coach, John,
to win.
I don't know if I could have backed him up on that best
technical skater in the world, but he
should have put one together in those 1,500.
That's a huge gauntlet for Jordan Stolls
to have to come out.
The favorite cane he performed, he skated
Olympic record time Jordan Stoles takes silver and that's because Ming Zhang Yang came through with
the best race he has ever skated. It happened. Look at Oriole for Dona Cole in the number one.
Okay, I'm gonna say this is gonna be horrendous, a bad taking. This is noob shit.
But, he's got a massive lead, but Golden Candy is, he's just got to stay together, down the step-down.
They can go way faster than that.
Yo, they can be peddling, they can be fucking downhills dancing, they can be fucking crashing
on the corners.
They don't have anything in racing lines.
What the fuck are they doing here?
Oh, it's not just downhill, they have to go up.
Oh.
Triple let, triple time.
She has like this nonchalance,
both to the way she jumps and performs.
Triple let, triple toe.
Very nice second element in the program and it just got better from there
She is just all a sunshine on the ice if you don't watch her skate and want to get on the ice and just feel
What it might feel like to brace around the ring?
It is childlike beautiful joy and innocence out there quad God loved it
So did everybody else
This is a distraction from the fact that, and let me tell you, the French judges were
absolutely biased and paid off when judging Fred and the other guys.
They were so paid off, it's not even funny.
It's one of the most egregious examples
of judge of bias paid off.
We have seen in decades of ice skating
and nobody's thinking anything about it.
It is one of the most egregious margins of bias
ever seen before and nobody's talking about it.
The first medal for the American women since 2006 when Sasha Cohen won her Olympic medal.
And the final step is up to the top step of the Olympic podium.
She has a cat in the hat on her
The raccoon hair
Yo, yo, what is that that is wild another what the fuck
She has returned better than ever before to set a shining example for how to do this
sport and maybe even how to live your life on terms designed by you.
Oh, because she has goofy hair and the piercing in her mouth, whatever.
It's living life on your own terms.
I get it.
It's a shoe.
I get it.
No?
Oh, okay.
Why not?
Does it know what you mean by that?
Oh, shit.
Is that what I mean by that?
Shit, maybe.
Um, Zigzagunair.
Um, baby no money says he's being sued by Blizzard over copyright infringement on his
devil to team website
excuse me
you know next time though
next time though
and we'll give you some advice
if you want to make it
a website
yo commission real artist man
dude come on bruh
come on yo
come on
This middle left buster cannot shut up
Everyone had a good day and thanks for streaming doon, and now
Release the canadian curling files
Same hair by the way
All right, Hilda from Hey Arnold.
And maybe because she just won a gold medal at the Olympics.
Okay, chat.
Okay, you mind me, chat, I'll give you a thing.
Nobody deserves anything here.
They both deserve it.
But they're both no, no, no, no, nobody deserves anything.
Very I said, sorry wrong worded
My mean is they're both wrong. These are both wrong doing this doing this is not allowed anywhere
Especially even in a racing you cannot do this. It's awful
yo
You can you can't do it in raising it you give and
It's awful like dude. This isn't okay. This is too slow for the left lane, right?
This guy is too slow for the left lane.
And a story.
Okay?
Now, you, as written behind, you see this in OTI.
Oh.
When is the w1 coming my glorious king and will you do track stream with it?
It doesn't look a I
But I'm really thankful for the idea of not finding a way to go to Zidane.
Guys, it doesn't look like that.
Okay, so even if it was AI, okay?
Chat.
Well, I'm by Zidane, it's true in racing and it's true in real life, okay?
People will be fuckheads all the time.
All the time.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna say I'm not.
If somebody's a fuckhead, you don't become a more bigger fuckhead.
This guy would be too slow to left lane.
True. That's true.
So then, you as a human say,
Oh, I have this information.
You might even say,
This is illegal, did you just say that?
Okay, cool. That's cool, right?
So do you go,
That's illegal!
I'm gonna do something more illegal.
No, you go, okay.
I have this information.
I will not do some dumb shit. Okay, so then this guy's wrong twice. This guy's wrong once
That's what I say. He's wrong for being too slow. He's wrong for um for
hiding what's behind it and in doing a
unsafe
Late transition. Yo, when are you gonna play that game where you're driving a castle and you have to kill mobs to get bigger again?
Also, if this is real and not, it should be criminal, it should be manslaughter, gross
negligence, gross negligence, leading to death or criminal negligence.
But you know, absolutely 100%.
I think that I'm debatable, 100% should be.
If you don't agree, then you don't know what I'm up to.
I wish I were as delusional as you,
where I could just pretend I know what I'm talking about
when in reality I have zero clue
and I'm just trying to be contrary.
Okay, so debunk me.
So debunk me, so debunk me.
Yo, enter your discord on your dongle and debate me.
Debate me.
If you see a threat on the road
and you deliberately hide it from something behind you
and you say there's about the last minute,
knowing somebody's somebody behind you will get hurt
and the person in front will also get hurt.
That is criminal negligence or gross negligence
leading to death, absolutely deliberate.
The information was available the whole time.
It is absolutely manslaughter.
That is, it's really that it.
For sure.
Oh, man, that is crazy.
They're cute.
What does this all mean?
My discord is asmanbold.
getting easily is illegal. Can I get something to do like it? People will do
wrong shit and they still don't deserve to get to get the brand into and
fucking blow their shit up. I get it. You act like somebody, well, oh, oh, racism is
illegal. Bang! Well dude, dude, like, it's like one is one, what wrong is it? There's an idea.
What? I'm saying, I'm saying, one wrong doesn't just matter either. Um, no, this is Island Ball, no, it's not.
We always do this.
Anyway, most good today.
The games are losing battle for people's attention.
um
Dan link pouring the critical density according to new report that
Spending on console busy again has dropped eight percent
Across eight major markets PC and cuddle spending fell by four or eight billion a mobile game spending dropped by 2.2 billion
20 billion they're spending more time on money on a these short videos take that break on the only fans online
So it's pretty much a new a powered adult chat roleplay apps for you to see
Okay
I mean, the heat-tangent spot in New York City reference, I got marketing stunk by the
I remember that.
I didn't cause this.
How did I cause the people to stop wasting money on fucking bullshit?
I don't give a shit.
when everybody give a shit. Nobody cares.
No, do I need to...
I need to hide a can.
Hide a bomb right to Busta.
Release classified files on aliens.
A lot of these are info of Awakening.
The alien files are some bullshit.
The reality is that most things that they've seen
were either their own
or shit
Or the technology that other departments were testing that that they didn't know about
Because it's it's from within and they were hiding one department from the other. It's it's that simple
Yo, it's that simple
Government multiple branches one isn't about the other right they test some technology
They don't know what they know about and they don't know what the fuck is this shit and they don't know what it is
It makes absolute sense
Oh, it's literally on the empty account
But what's the voice only follows me though? Is it it's like a show-off though, no?
Uh
Yeah, it also, it also show.
Take the things that all browser offer.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Allow in browser.
It's already offer.
Oh, private the account.
Bang, is that gonna work?
Ah, go on out.
you had to ruin it you're not even listening to me yo child what's up with the voice why is it so bad
is it is it glitched
time's over now okay i want to talk to you device please call me lily me and the toys have been
working all summer to try oh i'll talk to you device
Like what the fuck is that?
I don't know, Jesse, a-toys are for play, but...
...Tec is...
That's for everything.
I'm losing Bonnie to this device.
You've got a phone!
What do you think?!
Damn, here was fast as I could.
Why aren't you wearing a dress, Woody?
It's called a poncho, Forky.
Wow!
Someone needs a brown marker.
Oh! Who goes there?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I come in peace.
It's been too long, cowboy.
What are you some sort of old man toy what she thinks you're all because you're bald wedding
Bonnie needs help from someone at least from the same century
We're gonna be back
No way.
Just give me a wave, boss.
We'll turn the world around.
Our mission on this planet is to make a child happy.
Just give me a wave, boss.
We'll turn the world around.
Our mission on this planet is to make a child happy.
Just give me a wave, boss.
We'll turn the world around.
Come on, we'll die.
Boss, you stay here. I'm going with them.
You don't think I can do it.
No!
It's good to see them fighting again.
Yes, it sure is.
Cha-Cha, what about a history of, of treason?
Where one of them switches sides.
XQCL fans for everything.
And just...
Can I get a welcome?
And they start to disappear one by one.
They start to do their one by one.
Then no one's there at the end.
Oh, dude, where's this guy?
And they disappear.
Then they find a box and then they go through the box
and there's a fucking bomb.
BANG! EVERY F**KER TELLS US!
Sir, are you okay?
I just pissed myself.
Sir, are you-
Alright.
Je- Je- Who showed tremendous interest in-
um this year anyway
well in the past few months i i exist in the room months away
um anyway
maybe.
don't be.
you live in a house haunted with ghosts of people who died because of you.
You abandoned your kingdom, and you abandoned your son.
Your gypsy son isn't running the peachy blindings like it's in 1919 all over again.
I can't help him, because I'm not gonna let him go.
I need to know that you are willing to take part in an act of treason that will decide
this war for Germany.
Well, I don't give a fuck about that, and I don't give a fuck about the world.
Hopefully, it's you who decided this wasn't the old war.
There's no.
I'm looking for me son.
Who the fuck are you?
Everybody stay calm!
Because this man, ladies and gentlemen, is Tommy Shelby.
Who the fuck is Tommy Shelby?
Perhaps someone should explain to him, huh?
Who I am.
So you're looking for me, son?
I'm looking for you.
I'm looking for you, son.
Who the fuck are you?
Everybody stay calm.
Because this man, ladies and gentlemen, is Tommy Shelby.
Who the fuck is Tommy Shelby?
I think it's the bottom of the tunnel.
That's pretty cool.
Once.
And then we got fucking everything.
and nearly doesn't count.
I mean, I haven't enjoyed it a lot.
I ended up reading about it when I watched it.
I think some of the, what would you say?
The stylistic edition from people who,
The final gets a little bit on my nerves a little bit
But it's okay
Yo, why don't you just here
Tiger was a training up dress rehearsal for D-Day
They walked right into it
I can't you have to stop doing this to yourself. What's done is done
I'm told Dr. James stagg here at the express request of generalizing. Do we have a date yet for the invasion?
So you did is in 61 hours from now. This is the largest seed one invasion in history
Fade of the war thousands of lives hinge on this. I need a forecast
Church will tell me you're the best meteorologist in the country.
Get me the latest readings from every single place within 2,000 miles often when we get the invasions confirmed from Monday, Monday, Monday.
Well, they weren't like this.
We are faced with a succession of two aggressive storms.
Are you absolutely certain?
The day will be calm and sunny.
I couldn't disagree with that in the world.
50 days cancelled, we moved.
If you agree war movies are the best genre,
I disagree because of historical inaccuracy in them that kind of annoys me.
I think war movies are okay, but a lot of it is just UCL.
Well, it annoys me. Sorry, it annoys me.
I like when something is accurate and good and something is not.
If something cannot be good and accurate, then don't do it.
It is what it is.
If you cannot make it non-dramatic, it's just dramatic because it is and it's good enough for a movie
Then don't fucking do it. It's that's I mean, I don't like the rules. That's my rule
The final decision on the time D-Day will be mine and mine alone
If you invade tomorrow, they're going to be washed away
300,000 left with families that they may never see again!
Why should I trust you?
We must face the Vax!
The Vax!
However frightening they may be!
The Vax?
If we delay, the enemy will be ready and waiting.
They'll slaughter every single last one of us.
The storms that I am talking about are real and the wrath of nature.
Oh my close bastards, ah ok, so in my opinion that's the way you would do it then.
Quentin Tarantino
Get her hair cut so little, got me out of here
No one's looking at you now
Makes me entirely false
Yo
Take a real story
And
What the fuck is that?
And just make it false
It's deathable
Yo, yo, yo, get yourself on my screen
Can I get you some pizza?
No
Of course, honey
No
You never, ever finished
Hello
hello mr. and mrs. cannon i'm deputy chief of the u.s. embassy your daughter katie has been found
she's alive
Do i actually watch any of these movies i don't
Excuse me you look very jill i can today excuse me
Nothing moves
No, not noises
Pause pause pause
Yo, whatever goes over there
If you're gonna do this trek where the thing hides behind him
Make this vanish and fade in some way as your opens don't leave it on the door. It looks stupid. I'm sorry
It looks brain dead. Come on, bro
Like, what the fuck, the perspective doesn't even make this anymore, come on.
What was our daughter doing in a 3,000-year-old sarcophagus?
She just needs our cure and lots of love.
How many others were found?
57.
How many of them were still alive?
What happened to King?
What do you think we have to do?
Therefore, please take a look at the next one.
Six things.
Seven things.
Six things.
Seven things.
Six things.
Seven things.
Don't worry, Grandma.
It's fine to be dead.
I just want my daughter back.
Interesting.
I don't watch this on the I watch also on the airplane. I just realized you've been streaming since the Obama administration
Fossilizing in front of us live
Yeah, this is a watch an airplane that movie was just
Listen, I know you're a very busy guy. Do you think maybe dude guys my account is private. How am I sitting in notifications?
I don't get it
Yeah, that was good, bro.
Guys, I'll get it!
Uh, listen, I know you're a very busy guy. Do you think me?
I am sorry, but if that's my daughter, she is getting undaunted in three seconds and get back to the Chinese factory.
To do what?
Like, Drake just dropped the new McDonald's meal, but it's only in Canada.
So I don't know how I can get it.
They want to get you in the Donald
Hill.
Yes.
When you say it like that, it needs to sound like I'm like
I'm asking for something.
You know, if you weren't on Twitch, I'd call you three
different stories right now, right?
Yeah, it's good.
Son of a bitch, you can try that too, boy!
I'm gonna hit a dick and touch his car!
I'm gonna hit a dick inside for a thrill, son of a bitch!
I let you run in front of the woods, boy!
That was one of the best songs, though.
Taser, Taser.
Taser, Taser, Taser.
Changer! Changer! Changer!
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Ah, ah, ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Taser, Taser, Taser.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Chad, Chad, the problem is that these aren't, they're not immune to the crackheads.
I've seen crackheads take three of those and they're smiling.
Like, dude, like, they just, they haven't built that immunity.
You're right.
Marcus Weaver.
Taser, Taser, Taser!
HAH!
Classic!
AAH!
Ah, was he still ready?
We're on a warning!
Mark-
Wait, wait, wait!
WHAT?!
Negative three thousand even?!
What fucking range is that?!
What the fuck was that?
I don't know.
What?
Cheers.
How bad Q, X, Q, C is at your quizzes.
Is that the guy on Twitch?
Are you nose me?
Is X, Q, C on Twitch?
Twitch contacted me actually, asking me to do like,
Twitch videos.
So what do you think should be on Twitch?
Because apparently all the streamers are doing the quiz.
Yeah, I mean I did the quizzes. Yeah, that's awesome. That's cool
So cool
This is this the head threads
It's like sharing deadlock patentation only does have a ricochet answer an item and then the creeps
Okay, one. I'm not dying a creeps. I didn't die the creeps. I was dying the creeps, but I said fish the camp though
Yeah, and two
Tell me you're low tell me you are low-ranking whether you're low-ranking buddy. I
I assure you I
Play this game for a month, right and I'm about I'm probably at this guy's ranking
Give me two weeks and I'm way past you on the why because you're you're you're a follower Andy
You you you play the good builds you get because you don't understand the game fundamentally in the fundamentals
I I'm near the game and I'd better find out the answer in the game. Yo
Okay, I'm gonna tell you something that you won't agree with and I don't care
This game is I don't it you okay and
Into the two yes PA and battle theory it's up to you
This character is basically PA and ricochet is battle theory answer answer
and the story I
I will not explain this
This is battle fury. This is PA. You rush it. You from the jungle. What about it?
It's that simple. I don't appreciate
Did you look did you I can look at my
Souls permitted at the end of the game. I was insane buddy
What about investment spike? Yeah, I don't I don't I don't who the fuck is I'm not fighting yet
I'm not, I'm forming.
She's going to have to come with us now.
Okay.
We're hurricane.
Yeah.
Um...
We're hurricane.
It's...
It's Orlando.
The desert goes...
Okay, she's going to have to come with us now.
Okay, fine.
Stand up.
No, but still maybe, girl.
Stand up.
Um
Why in 2019 this would be egregious like what?
Um, alright, what else?
You know, as I turn to 31, right?
What do you guys want to see from me?
At the age of 31, like, what do you want to see in this year?
Like, what do you want to see, man?
Death!
You know, bro, like...
You know, as I turn to 31, right?
That's darker.
I'm not
Which one he is eight my weed
All right, which one he is eight my weed
Really?
No shot.
What do you mean?
Why do you keep playing this?
I don't get it.
on the right
Chinese deadlocker
Valorant Locker, I like that.
Is this on your mobile?
Sha, I want you to remember today's clip, okay?
Today's Vaudette.
I'm talking about my build.
And whatever it's meta to do the ricochet first build, I don't want fucking anybody
to say shit ever again about anything ever.
If alien women ever come to Earth and you think about having sex with one, and we would
be having sex with them. Here are a few things to consider. One, disease. An alien virus
could kill you. We have no immunity. Still worth it, but weigh it out. Two, post-sex
death ritual. Do they have one? Do they intend to dismember and consume you? Make sure you
ask. Still worth it either way.
Okay, but what about power enhancement though? As you plug in, you inherit gifts from the
outer worlds.
Like USB.
Boom!
Ah!
Dude, that's what I want!
Three, will their equipment do any harm to your equipment?
It's a mystery.
For all you know, there'll be only a reason.
Yo!
I...
There.
It's still worth it, but listen for buzzing.
So some things to consider, but still safer than most human women I've met.
If alien women ever come to earth
That I mean
I don't get it guys. What is it crisp?
You just described what HIV felt like to me alone
Well, what?
It's pills to be focused again.
I missed him, body catcher, slaughtered gang soul snatcher, ain't no way to let them feed it, there's a fucking runner, snowscaper, street niggler, not a store.
Chat, chat, just say it, chat, this is me.
Chop a little minke.
I missed him, body catcher, slaughtered gang soul snatcher.
Yeah, he's wearing a full Versace outfit, and you guys say he's the goat.
I wore a full Gucci outfit, and you guys say I'm not the goat?
That's crazy
Hello
XQC I made word all but more social
Yeah, I am walking the party
What else
Guys, I rocked it.
Two crickets.
Now, I could have been one crickets.
Two crickets.
That's what you get.
That is crazy.
What did they just watch it?
And they caught me in the format.
Now, I like the clip with the, um, with the spray can.
Get it. Get it. Bite it. Bite it. Don't rip it. Bite it.
Get your foot off it. I'll just do the specific kind of thing.
Ew, stop!
I'm not gonna do that. You're like, it is. Stop!
It is. Stop!
Oh, fuck you.
This is the hack it doesn't do.
Bite my toenails?
Yo, yo.
On a polygraph, we asked,
do you bite your toenails?
I, on Bible, have never even once in my life
considered biting my toenails.
Yeah, but you're not a Christian, though.
Bro, that is disgusting.
Get it, get it, get it.
Bite it, bite it, bite it.
Don't rib it, bite it.
Get your foot off it.
Eww, stop.
That's funny.
Aw, shit.
Not his liner.
Ball liner.
I
Dance even me against the world one is like kind of right here by orange
Camp in a corner coming you
That one
right here oh you gotta get go on you on you on top of you on top of you right
right on that is actually me that's the world okay one is like kind of right
here by orange box.
got one.
got the other.
right here.
let's follow the sprite.
reference with Nazi Germany
symbolism s s thing.
Yeah, it's you and me in this world
Yo Jason big fan from little st. James Island
Can you give a shout out to all of loyal fans from little st. James? We love you over here. Hey man
Shout out little st. James. Oh
My god, can we get a reading? We're not even close sir. We're not even close sir
Um, I was absolutely correct.
I was absolutely correct.
I was absolutely correct, dumbass.
That's crazy.
Yo, Jason Big Fan from Little St. James Island.
Can you give a shout out to all of loyal fans from Little St. James?
We love you over here.
Hey man, shout out to Little St. James.
Oh, man.
Um, yeah.
Can we get a reading?
Yo, Jason Big Fan from Little St. James Island.
Where are you sitting here?
Um...
Five.
Five?
Or...
Jack, Jack, if you go to eight, you're gonna hear Trane talk about Cox while Drake probably
ignores him.
You go to four, you're gonna listen to New Jersey podcast, okay?
You listen to three, you better have some lean, because you're gonna be lean the fuck
out.
Like five, you get the cockroaches, two, I mean, I don't even know, you get a tweaker.
I mean, I mean, this is the tweaker alley of dust and a and six you can't set it
I mean that where where we insist six where where where is six there's no six here buddy, bro
I only think the I have is only one space here for
I don't want to meet nowhere
Man, you ain't even got a purpose for my house
Look at the quote tweets
I'm about to bomb this whole motherfucking place
Me in between everyone X you see
What
I
Yo
Excuse me you skipped my monthly subteam. Hey, yo
Lonesian pay for my college tuition. That was real close. Yeah, don't do that
Weird
or pull up in front of the Kmart and let's bang out
and let's do it on camera.
I throw my life away and you throw your life away right now.
Right now, let's do it for the camera.
Right now, and if you win, I'll make sure
I got like $70,000 in my pocket.
If you blind me, you can take the money.
Right now, I hate you, nigga, let's die.
I don't wanna meet nowhere.
Pull up in front of my house.
Matter of fact, you ain't even gotta pull up
in front of my house.
Pull up in front of the motherfucking precinct
Let's bake out
Let's bang out
Oh my god
We're so fucking co-deer.
Like, by respectfully, I hope no one gets hurt. We need someone to slide.
And lose control.
Look at the car!
Oh my god!
That car!
That car just stopped!
Look at the car just stopped, everybody!
Yes, yes.
No, you're so smart.
Yeah, it's a bus, then.
Look at the bus!
Wait!
No, no, no, no, no, come on!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
We're going!
No!
What?!
Like, the last second!
No, dude!
Oh, just Tokyo!
Tokyo, range.
Yo, look at all those people.
No, this is Loki and Under.
This isn't Under.
Yes.
Um...
Anyone else we go check?
What is this?
Cops say they've had it with the army of YouTube streamers camped out in front of Nancy Guthrie's home.
We're here at Nancy's home to try to just get some information.
True crime influencers from across the nation have descended on Tucson streaming for hours on end.
And there is a person that they did spot with a backpack
going through someone's game.
Any snippet of information becomes major breaking news.
I didn't cause this.
And Schumer didn't cause this.
You know who caused this?
The media.
The media's been doing this for years.
And the media, let's be honest with you,
they act like operatives and they are completely outside
the moral scope that they should be operating in.
And they've absolutely caused this, and it's not even close.
It's not even close.
They've not only cause a manifest of this
in every way possible.
Streamed live.
You heard the guy go in, but when he was coming out,
he said, I got it.
I got it.
I don't know what that is.
Jimmy Williams sticks in a lawn.
So in the end, it's okay for NBC or ABC
to go over to my house and knock while showing my address
with the camera and show it on live television
the fucking nation but oh but these guys are wallabies there aren't media okay
these days what what is up with them and their moral standards and their
ethics within the operations none zero absolutely zero so why should anybody
else have it?
Cher streaming around the spot in his live stream
shocking chaos at the Guthrie house so what was the chaos he got in an
an argument with Nancy Godfrey's movie.
If you want to get mad at this, then you should get mad at Hassan Wainer, press jersey would
have looked like when he goes IRLing.
If you don't, then I'm mad at Hassan Wainer, press on his shit, then don't get mad at this.
I'm not going to fucking listen.
I don't care.
A neighbor over where he parked his car.
The only action that's been out here is when the lady called the police on me.
It's a good example.
There's the press, there's the media, and then there's third party, YouTube, Twitch,
independent shit or whatever, right?
If you think it's, oh guys, fuck it, every's the press, okay, then in that case, then how
are these guys not the press?
How are these guys not the press?
Other guys aren't the press either.
It's either all the press or none of it is the press and it's like, is that not fair?
Later on, a petition from law enforcement for the surge in conspiracy theories.
Right now it's kind of spiraled in so many directions and the sheriff has not had a press
conference.
They're actually doing more harm than we know right now.
Arizona State Legislator Alma Hernandez has a blunt message for the streamers.
At the end of the day, if they really, truly want to be helpful, they should probably go
home.
Sloppy influencers and would-be sleuths.
Chris Cuomo is on-
Okay, okay.
The media should go home to them.
Right between the lines, if there's no press conferences-
The Sand Beach president evil for you.
There shouldn't be the news either then.
How?
Why are you telling the people?
They're sharing that they- oh, these guys, they don't know what's going on.
Okay, then if the press conference is because there's something probably going on with the abduction
I'm sure I'm sure there's probably something going on and
Meet-a-sizing it is probably
Not what the people want behind it, right?
If it's harmful all this harmful then then everything go home then how does that understand it also slamming the streamers and
He really went after Megyn Kelly for focusing a lot of attention on Savannah Guthrie's brother-in-law who has been cleared of any
Suspicion in the case. She doesn't know a damn thing. Kelly is hitting back
Nobody watches the show on news nation and I mean nobody and therefore
He gets upset at anybody who does well like our show and he gets jealous
Okay, I guess I mean
If you raise bait and say nonsense, I mean you're sure you're gonna do well, but I mean
Hey man sending hate from Blocksburg
Hey, good morning, can you
Little pup, just play the chubbler's game again.
Huh?
Chad, you know what, this will sound really dumb, but if this is not AI, yo, this is almost
best-case scenario, no? For like, if you're talking about like a landing pad,
right? Think about like how soft the landing is gonna be. I mean, the front of
the house, like that, assuming there's nobody there, like it will die?
Because it's all destroyable. That's a good thing. If everything is
is destroyable, right?
Then it's gonna gradually stop the car.
Well, what you want in a collision
is a gradual deceleration, right?
So if things crumple, if things break down,
then it's safer for the occupants.
If something is a brick wall and it's instant,
you're instanted.
I mean, look at this, it looks like almost perfect.
Look at that.
It's a it's a gradual acceleration
What I'm sick of dude, I'm not just saying this I watch fucking be from Congress
Yo, yo, I watch the fuck man. Fuck you
You know, you probably only in the watch fucking crash test dummies
YouTube videos and shit like that.
Jesus, what in the Lord of Bald is this?
What the fuck is happening?
What in the Bald?
Hi, I'm calling back about...
Chet, I cannot watch your video.
Guys, I don't want to be rude.
This guy, I'm sure he's a nice guy in the way of...
Chet, this is like my wet balls.
Like, well you forgot to shave your balls, Jack.
And they're wet.
Jack, this is like a wet ball sack, no?
So transcripts for an unreleased event that happened.
There was meetings with companies like Twitch and Discord.
And were these ever released?
This is about a couple of months ago.
Somebody told me to call back today.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Says you, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
It is going to be released.
I got told multiple times.
So it has been transcribed.
It was going to be a public event.
It's just it has been three months
and nobody's released it yet.
And I think I'm trying to tell the person
whoever's in charge of that to look into that.
I think somebody who literally forgot is what I'm saying.
This was announced.
It was announced on the website.
It's just a transcript for never people forgot about it.
True.
This was just a name about the meeting.
Sure.
Like it's two and two and three.
Yeah.
It is the investigation into online radicalization.
It was like online radicalization.
This happened in, it was announced in October.
The thing that's happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, as somebody said, a right message, wrong messenger.
But the people that ask those things,
I mean, they're gonna be a little bit nerdy, yeah, that's okay.
I mean, to be honest, people that ask for files
And do a freedom of immersion act request, which I got.
I mean, there's mostly fucking nerds.
I mean, who else does this shit?
It's the others.
It's just they never released the transcripts.
Lemon, they forgot.
Yeah, okay, so, like the, I see here,
if I can flag this, after this, we're done.
This thing, I can't really,
if you had made a time of a long term mission,
but on the, which in the TV, it's kind of long.
Yeah, yeah, that would be amazing.
I just want to make sure that somebody is actually looking
into it because it's been three months.
And so they literally might have forgotten about it.
Is there any way I could, what's your name?
Or is there any way you could write this down
so I could call you back?
I already have an email for you guys.
I'm not going to interrupt you guys.
I can't believe he's always saying it,
but I'm visualizing what he could wear that would go hard.
You might not agree.
A beret.
A beret would go actually kind of hard.
Hold on now.
checker pattern
beret
right
boom
beige
with the lines being maybe brown
that's fucking hard
cannot get to welcome to the jungle
yo yo can we get grown up
i don't have any rude
i'm not gonna ask rock to fucking put up around his head
that's rude
It's just bullying, yeah, that's bullying, because it's funny now, once it gets a clip,
I'm a bully, I'm a bad guy.
Yep, my name is Brian Wade.
Dude, I'm not being rude, I actually think it would go hard.
You're gonna rip us.
I feel so bad, Che.
Che, I actually feel awful. That was awful. That's not funny.
Nah, like, that can be bad.
No, not like this. No, I don't think you get it
Okay
I
What what no guys it's not rude
I'm not doing it.
Merchants fire take their back with the name of that.
What?
I'm not the Austrian. It's okay. We can move on.
Guys, I think I'm being pressured by the public.
People selling wigs on the roads of China who have different types of wigs.
When it is put on the head of a bald person, see how well this wig matches his face and
these wigs are quite cheap and durable.
Once put on, it does not come off on its own unless you remove it.
By the way, how much hair do you have on your head?
There are people selling wigs on the roads of China, who have different types of wigs.
When it is put on the head of a bald person, see how well this wig matches his face and
these wigs are quite cheap and durable.
Very nice.
What's put on?
I could let a 7% on those brows as I said it.
Chet, I once in the morning with my dad and my brother DNA, and you know what it felt
like it? It's feeling like a like like a like a fracture in time space it was like
it's like it's like when we were back in like we were more children it was like
it's like back in the days man. That I mean?
It was often a chairlifter as a family and it was like a it was like we were like
eight years old again you know me
Look, look at that, that's me and the boys.
Not cool?
Look at that, that's me and the boys.
That's cool, no?
It's not AI.
Look at me.
It's not AI.
Look at me.
That's me.
Uh...
What is this?
No, I guess why, I guess why, I guess why, I guess why.
Uh, there's a video in there but I can't see it.
Also chat chat
Matt um, that's right
Chet it was jolly it was it was a jolly time
Okay, any Belkas Belka
I'm good
Save what save one leave one movie from from each time
Ah, two. Two. Two. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This movie is insane. It's one of the best
movies of all time. It's one of the best movies of all time. Yo, it's creative. It has a plot
It's not twist, it's wholesome, it's sad, it's fun, it's funny.
No, it's not indimitable.
Uh, no.
Uh, wait, huh?
Oh, two, two, two, by far, by far.
Oh, two!
Okay, two or four.
Okay, four?
But I really like two, though.
Guys, pull the guys with a third kind.
Chat, is that?
do do do do...
is
um
ooh four four four
chat four all day grease went fucking massive
John Travolta is the fucking man on that
oh two two is that even sign
Yo, alien, innovation in the horror genre that will literally transcend its time for
40, 50 years.
This accelerated the genre and did wonders.
No.
Two.
two two two two two two two.
People dead or Raiders is kinda hard
two two Raiders actually went massive
this is one of the only movies of this
kind that did that good the reality is
these movies aren't rated very highly
because of the nature of the movie
right? that would be it was rated pretty
high because it's that good um he lives in the watch movies buddy I guarantee you
that my watch list is at least seven times yours at the very least
I'm probably going to be a one on this, one.
Two for technical innovation and for overall techniques and costumes.
Not one just for overall success.
Two of them is okay.
Three, four, four, four, four, four, four, four.
One for now.
One, one.
W-E-L-C-O-M-E.
Um.
Um...
One.
Rubblecop, no.
He would have known.
These are 40 years ago.
Aware, aware, aware, aware.
Three!
No.
Yeah, I'll grab any.
Oh, that's hard.
Three.
Sorry, I gotta go for the three.
I love Rain Man.
You know what?
It was probably easy for Tom Cruise.
I think he was method acting a lot in the movie.
I said it.
I'm not a big hitter for Tom Cruise.
He was just, okay, on certain roles, right?
But there's one of those roles that,
in my opinion, these days doesn't really fit
what he's good at.
And it works because he's method acting.
Yeah
You know check as I enjoy life which I did nope
One or four otherwise you're wrong one or four one or four. I also like I said one but probably four
To probably be a two
Fuck dude check you know what?
Edwards with her hands, got really bad reviews, but I think it's a great movie.
Chet, yes it's a more of a musical one, she right? I actually really like it.
I watched it recently. I enjoyed it.
9 musical, uh 4, there you go, is it 9 musical?
No.
Probably can be 1.
1, just 1.
One, one, one, better, better looking Venisaurus than today's CGI.
Hey, I don't make the rules here, one, I know it wasn't CGI, it was, what do you call it,
Ooh, still one, but I love to read them.
Wait, but two though.
Four though.
You know what?
I'm using my cheat card on this same check.
All four.
Brave hearts, probably, for me anyway.
That's hard dude one two three
One's good
I don't even know one three four
3. Special place in my heart for 4 though. Blade when heavy. Chat. Blade was not innovation
But I think it's good in its own genre. Okay, one's great
dude
Dude
One
Um
Won't you won't you
Wait, that's the way out.
One, one.
One is just one.
Train is right though.
Still one, still one, sorry.
It has you on here, has you on.
I still won, but 1-3-4 are hard.
four but one one three four I guess I want you to get it
No, um, fuck, four, four, I'm sorry, this is four, four, it's two to me four, but four.
I abstain 300 no no for
I
Cheat again I cheated again all four yo
Um I
I don't think this movie is bad, I think it's underwhelming, I think the storytelling is
incredibly clunky.
The problem that I have with 4 is the way that the storytelling progresses is terrible.
You get a bunch of stacked dialogue at the beginning, then nothing, then at the end they
are like, what does this have to do with anything?
It doesn't, if you put it in your head it makes sense,
but in the way they do it, it doesn't.
Which I think is poorly done.
You can always do better.
I'm,
three, three, because three.
Three, three or you're wrong, but all four are insane.
And they're all ways.
Innovation, innovation and mastery.
Innovation, mastery and cinema.
Innovation, innovation and, innovation.
Innovation and humor.
It's, yo, innovation and comedy, literally.
Daily brought back types of humor
we haven't seen in dozens of years and they did it blackface and nobody gives a
give a fuck. Imagine doing blackface and nobody blinks an eye. That's how well
they did it.
And they went full retard, which is which is an achievement in cinema.
This is going to be a one, one and three.
That's going to be a two.
The Black Swan is overrated there.
The Book of the Deli is underrated there.
Black Swan is overrated.
I said that, but I said twice because that's how overrated it is.
Because it has some signaling, it has some meaning to it, but it's so forced.
everybody go oh my god this is so deep dude because there's some form of
meaning but it's so forced it's like yeah I mean you only got the message
because it's that force otherwise you would have gone because you're a fucking
dumbass like it's that it's that it's that easy to understand
Two, but ten more different movies.
One.
The only one.
One.
Absolutely one.
One for sure.
I don't know what law is he.
Still one.
Absolutely.
The country.
Chat, what is a conjuring chat?
Is that when they're in the woods?
As like a sect or whatever?
No, okay.
What am I talking about?
The village.
Oh, too.
Too.
Um, absolute two.
Um...
I abstain. Two, but I abstain.
Um, I don't think anybody knows this movie didn't even exist, either.
Um, four probably.
Two.
I'll get it to you, I'll double it and give it to the next room, one.
Definitely one.
Four, but it's supposed to play in my heart, it's four though, because it has breath of
handicap.
That's wonderful.
Four.
One.
Chad, I think Dune is great.
I think Dune is great.
I think it focuses too much on imagery, but that's very deni, right?
But it sets the tone too much.
It would make sense if the movie was five hours, right?
Because it would really consume what it built, but unfortunately movies are too short.
And it doesn't really consume all that it's built.
That's yeah.
None.
Oh, nothing.
What's that nothing?
One.
Barbex Shader.
So if you notice on the jet that that you know, Barrett was massive in in
Out out in marketing in on the internet then
There is a zero reference zero pop culture reference zero memes zero imagery of any of that movie
anywhere to this day
absolutely zero
Show me or tell me
Lots of you seen it one frame of that movie in a meme or anything at all in the past two years
never
What
I'm not my thingy. Double it. Give it to me person.
39 months with the gaming warlord. Thank you for all the content and good times.
And I still forgot to bring it today, so I'm instead going to give you an evil eye
So I'm gonna give that to you
I'm having a hard time taking this off. All right. Well, you give it to me later. All right. Okay. Oh
Yeah, let's take a photo nope
Not anything buddy
All right, we'll leave okay
I'm not gonna watch that.
Okay.
What the fuck is that noise?
Oh!
What the fuck it fucking flew on the road
What would it be?
HUH?!
Did this work, clip it?
Dude, come on man, listen.
I need a lot of, like, bomb the bell people that do bomb the bell shit, there's absolutely no shot you fucking did on purpose.
No, bro.
See your chance.
Oh my gosh, bro.
No!
Really?
He bumped?
He looks at what happens, really?
Hey, but the noise comes from above though.
What the fuck is that noise?
Oh, he opened the window.
It makes sense though. If you hear noise, if you hear the noise, you look up, you lower
the window, maybe the sun's on. If you open the, you always listen to the car. If there's
a bad sound in your car, you open the window. If it's louder, it's outside. It's every
nose of shit. What are you talking about? Really? Yeah, that works. Has he done anything
beside the tri-sort of fire, or something the same spot there.
I think it would have been better, chat, if it was more like primitive technology.
No, I mean
He is doing dumb stuff for clips and try to get famous quick guy is stupid as bricks
Jason really said, solo island boss. Like he's the main character, but Brog's just buffering in real life.
Chat. Can I answer that? Guys, why is he focusing so much on building a fire? What do you need a fire for? Isn't it hot? Are you not hot already?
You've been alone so long the Echoes started charging you rent.
The bugs?
The mosquitoes aren't even biting you, they're just subscribing out of pity.
And why are you building a hut like you're in Minecraft on peaceful mode?
One strong gust of wind and your whole base is getting briefed by nature.
Why, you cooked fish?
XQCL.
Did he eat the fish?
Did he found it?
I would never do that.
I mean, I'm sure they got a green light from like fucking people over there.
They're like, it's the fish that's edible and shit like that, and that's like the correct time.
I would never do that shit.
What?
Guys, what did you get? What did you get a weird fish and it's like poisonous?
What there is poisonous fish out there there is
Yo, they're absolutely as poisonous fish.
Pufferfish is for poisonous.
Pufferfish is poisonous.
He has me cooked at a masterful...
Although she died.
Yeah.
Fuck you for saying that to make you better.
I'm fucking dying out here.
my stomach. Yeah. It looks like you look like fucking Katniss Everdeen in in uh in fucking
Nonger games.
Yeah.
Did y'all see this?
Like this is genuinely like the most painful shit ever.
What the fuck do you know about fish?
You're eating Drake McDonald's meal as we speak.
Puffer, fish, poison.
How to eat puffer fish and not die.
A puffer fish contains an effort toxin to kill 30 adult humans.
Yo.
Nope.
Liban?
This is the red flag of Dongbang village.
Why is he not getting up?
Because he is afraid.
He has the ability to defend himself.
You aren't educating anyone
to do a complete skim.
I'll show you how to
eliminate his toxic sense.
The first step is to
remove the fish.
Why don't you catch a fish
that looks like they see you?
Just don't eat it.
Simple.
Hey!
Ewww!
Disgusting. Disgusting.
Chad, we are all puffer fish one way or the other.
We have to be. We have to be.
We all inflate ourselves to be one way or the other.
For beings, for our own survival, one way or the other.
To go through life, man.
I thought I was going to say this once yet, but it sounds very odd.
I always get a beeping at the machine.
What's mommy's a puff of fish?
Okay?
Like, near my balls, they always have to check me.
But check... why, though?
It's always at the ball level a little bit to the left.
Any time.
But I have nothing.
This salesperson sees the no soliciting sign at the last second
Because of the density of my pipe, right? Oh my god, come on man
Yeah, dude, but it doesn't scab.
Biggest show is coming to you to cover that up.
All that water frozen. That's a toilet. That's a real...
...dig right there.
What?
It's fucking great.
Ch- is that a zoo?
This Amazon drone decided it's heading out-
That's a zoo! That's crazy!
Oh my god.
What the?
Oh my god.
They added chimes in the subway station.
I
I don't get it
Yo!
There you go!
Eh!
If your Jenga is that big, you should be able to use any tools to advantage it.
A soccer game in England was delayed when a squirrel ran on to the pitch.
So it turns out robots now have their own Olympics.
Jeff!
I think this would be actually more entertaining than real life sports.
I think it's cool to, to fully mid max robotics, I think it's a cool thing.
He gave all a certain model, a certain restraints, constraints, and it's like F1, but
Oh my god, that took his blue rag off today.
Oh, wee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got one.
Ah, she bit it in.
The zoo regularly lets its animals roam the facility to provide exercise and enrichment.
Very cute.
He just finished clearing this path and then this happened.
That's good though.
I think the roof is clear now.
Only a dad would use a laser level for a haircut.
He went out for a casual skate, and accidentally put on a show.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Very cool.
This slug doesn't look real, but somehow it is.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yo, they're kind of cold, bro.
I don't know.
Come on.
No!
Oh that sound, I'll do it again.
That's a good one.
Last month, a photographer captured this insane video of a volcanic eruption in Guatemala.
Um...
Joe, what if a small pebble lands on you?
This mafia ant just sent his bug to swim with the fishes.
Interesting, I'm in pursuit of an avian, and I'm currently by the sea.
So, Australia, very much.
He's running back south down in the middle of the road.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
There you go.
Oh, I've got one on.
Don't look at me that way.
Don't bite me.
They're cute.
A few years ago, a storm in Colorado sent a bunch of mattresses rolling through a town.
Yo, yo, what's up? What's up?
What's up?
That could cook you, no?
Yeah, but I noticed on my truck.
See all this?
Look at that, it's noose. Noose for licking my truck for the salt.
I call that a noose car wash in the last trip.
Really?
Who did this, Lava? Who?
chat chat where do you need to get the salt from man hold on hold on info check
chat where do you need to get the salt from where is the salt in the car yes
salt at Rhodes did you do it who did it
he did he did thank you he ate he ate that
Because salt dissolves the ice on the roads fast, that's why they put it on the ice.
This guy made his own automatic backpack umbrella.
Here's the, here's the true story.
If you have an umbrella, you're a bitch ass.
Why does anybody ever have an umbrella?
Who cares? I don't care about an umbrella.
Just walked where you gotta go to.
I don't understand it.
What's the point then?
Oh, you only got wet.
Ash has a buoyancy disorder, so his owner built him an underwater wheelchair.
Oh, that's cute.
Look at the counterweights.
This is a seed pod from a mahogany tree.
Oh, wow.
Oh
This is what the inside of a turtle looks like.
Speed Months. MuchLoveMister.com. X2CL.
Oh, mothers again.
Ah!
Kermit, I can't even see you standing in the sun!
Oh, it's so cute!
Oh my gosh!
Do you like sunbathing?
Oh, and they love that
Boy that's cool shit
Thousands of ladybugs washed up onto the shore after a storm.
Why are the cards so loud?
I don't like those bugs.
I think they're into disgusting.
It's disgusting!
It's cocky out of nowhere!
I don't think I'm ever gonna get it.
They smell weird.
He has a game for me.
Beautiful.
Look at him.
Ew!
He's so beautiful.
That's so...
He's the beautifulest little baby ever!
I love you.
Chai, I thought those were gonna be toxic.
Good one.
disgusting
oh can you see the camera? no you can see the chickens
I was like, you know, but I'm not going to give you a ride.
I'll give you a ride.
I'm not going to use my first term as an excuse.
I'm going to go home.
I'm not going to go home.
And I was like, yeah, sure.
And then this was brought out.
And I just ate so much food.
Like, what, who came up with this?
It's like a whole meal.
He's so happy that this idea weren't.
Why are you guys going to go?
I put it off the bottom.
What is the secret to 60 years of marriage?
He didn't care.
I was faster than that.
Chances I get earplugs.
Believe it.
I honestly have no words.
Boomer humor.
You're a sailboat.
Oh that's cool, it looks like any games.
Just when I thought the work day could not get any worse, the truck is getting towed.
The announcement system on this bus had a meltdown.
It's all of a dumb guy.
26.
I don't know.
Classic AI voice.
I'll get you now.
So we're in line at McDonald's and this guy is actually an American Sky Dolls and
he artifacts it and chucked this water bottle at him.
Oh my gosh.
No, that's what my idea is, the one thing.
But two water bottles, watch it.
Oh.
That is the end of this video.
Are you hope you enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
All right.
I'm going to get a champion.
get the first and they'll do whatever you baby team can I be a city I don't care
um look at Gaga she's the creative director of Poland I like some of the
Gaga songs what the fuck does she know about cameras who's a booster yes I'm
Let's move on, okay, sure.
How much does it cost to bar 20,000 viewers on kick versus twitch?
I'm not on kick, I'm on switch.
Yeah, I know, but you were on that one before and you bought it probably on both of them,
so you know the inside details here.
So who do you think is the biggest barter in your opinion?
Probably to my left.
But there's a lot of them out there, probably mostly on kids.
Uh, interesting.
Chat, um, I just saw a cool DK on the car.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Chat, I kind of like those.
Chat.
Those are kind of nice, no?
So what's a cool team?
Vitality
Okay, Jeff what is the team that people like it that's like respected it like the best players I only buy the best players only
Falcons?
Ooh, that decal is really ugly though.
That's not it.
What is KC?
Yeah, it's all ugly.
Oh
Let me just take this up a little quick hold on
Chat is anodized cool at all or not. I think it's gonna be sent
I'm gonna go right to now making
What about this?
Not bad actually.
What about this though?
Not bad.
My cousin always ugly if I need to.
Why is your optic league rank the same as your Overwatch rank?
Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
I actually did put some time in there to play the game, man.
Diamond 2, Division 3.
Archie, almost champion.
I need my boosts are lowkey, just kidding.
Hello?
Yo, it's good, car.
So I need to, I need to practice a lot. I need to kill them though.
Wait, this is ugly as fuck. This is ugly as fuck.
You, you, you, you, you.
You're on my vault.
I got it.
Yep. Off to the back.
It's a good shot.
What?
Are you staying, you staying?
I'm not, I can't do that.
Nope. You need to go for it.
You go in, you go in.
Good job. Okay, nice.
I'm up here.
Try to do the door I mean like when you were like in it and they're behind oh
And the whole map was dry
I'm I'm away
Just send it I think
I was power. Yo, yo, I did oh just send it
boom
All my bad
Fuck
I'm made to hit it hard
nice I kill him
fudge
come back, come back
I already fucked this out
I fucked this over
you have something
it was very close though, it was very close
are you I'm sticking up that's me
I'm home you're fine try to make it up to make him shoot
you got it you go I'm right behind
I
Press yep, it's okay. I'm gonna go boom. Yeah, you go. I bought them working from them again
We're good
Do you flick it over I'm dead. I'm a boy. I'm a boy
He's gonna kill
dude that was insane
ready for it
it's fine, over
good ball, good ball
this is actually decent at the end
doing that was crazy
for jump
oh god I don't jump jump to do
you gotta go I need boost yeah I go
I
Have a moment
Back in him good. Oh my god
I'm ready for it
I got it!
You got it! You got it!
I'm the blue
Wow! This guy!
Are you locking it? Yeah, you go
I won that, I'm free
Oh
72 months
I think I saw a design
Up the top the top. Oh man, I mean
I
Thought I had
Yeah, but I mean I'm gonna do you out of line building is it you guys they played like a fundamentally strong game
I mean they just went in so good really works
Now they better show I did it again. I mean I'm not mad at
I didn't have to fly, I didn't say anything impressive, I said I didn't play a fundamentally
strong game, meaning like their fundamentals were pretty solid. Like they were doing good
rotations, whatever, they did hits, they weren't over committing.
you
You
I'm gonna have to come into here.
Oh, that one.
It's okay.
Oh, I passed back again.
You got it there?
Yep.
Oh.
I got it, I got it.
Wow, he faked me so hard.
Bumps him a little bit.
Dude, no way!
I'm actually kidding.
We got this.
Yeah, we got this.
Here you go.
Oh
I got it Oh
And now this game
I must take all you travel again. Yep. Oh my god
They're up
For the key one bottom
and
I'm home.
We got it.
I got it
Is there a 2?
That's right
Is there a 2?
I'm going
Stop, stop, stop
Stay with it, I'm going
Yeah, yeah, I go
You go then, you go then
That's
That's all I could do with it
You go then, I mean, yeah
I'm killing I got it. I got you. I got you back
Dude
Dude, I was playing for counter hit right there. You know me. Yeah, let me see
Yeah, I mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked out.
Ah, man, that was a really crazy match.
Bang!
I go.
I know he's going to do it.
Please put your mind and body first goblins. Have fun game. XQCL.
No no no, I can pass a little back wall.
That was too fast.
Nice. I'm going to stay and go.
I got back.
Good.
You have that.
That's right
Is it
Yeah, this guy
They're trying so hard to do shit, but they can't do anything
Well, we don't really my man. Oh my god, I hate that like what is
I
Did wait a minute there that's crazy
I go all right way that was insane
I can't deserve them
I
Show them
I mean it's already
Got it
No, oh my god, you're dying. I'm so I bumped this guy though
get that boost, i'm golding
yeah, you get boosted
i can also get boosted
yeah
start off with this
No, no, no, I'm on you.
My left. No, that's not me.
I'm going back hard. I had to machine hard.
I mean they're trying so hard to do shit, but they can't bro so the guy flips, but that's no boost like I don't know
What he's doing? I mean is his bun stuck in?
Like is this stock or some shit? I don't understand it
His bun is always spinning, but he's not even boost
And I am living in Josie right now
I can do up to top it's a beautiful ball
man that guy said he did a massive save that'll wait yeah dude
Oh my god, what yeah, but I'm just like that's insane wait
I got it!
Middle
Okay, I won
I think I'm watching them
I got it, I got it, I got it
Watch out, watch out, you little boy.
Ah, working, working, working, working, watch out.
I hit up to that, I'm ready.
I tried.
Did he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's on that thing.
Ah, me, me, me, me, me.
I need to put my legs, I need to put my legs.
Yeah, I mean, bro, that is, this guy is just,
I don't know.
That is moving, he's moving,
100% moving, he's moving.
This guy's grand champ for sure.
This guy's GC, 100% at least GC.
Yo, this guy's like mid, mid top GC.
that was an insane ball delivery
did the guy lead
but with barely any boost he delivered the ball
that's actually that's insane that's not an aerial
the guy delivered the ball
yeah like what the fuck
After that again.
Wow that's...
Good job.
you go I'll go switch I'm good
I'm gonna let you get it.
Wow this guy's coming so fast at the time.
That green guy, that boy, that green guy, this guy flies really fucking fast.
I'm gonna do one second. I got it. Oh my fucking god. I had hit my lantern on my lantern.
Oh
Okay, I see how it is okay
here's one
special nice
found some gold
ok
go find a good one in here
I got it
nice
I need to do the more the more these fat balls like a lot of my shots have been slow
I didn't work on them doing shit like this
Like that's incredibly quick. Yeah, I go. I mean 80 miles an hour. That was fucking crazy
That's not bad. Yeah, it's not that's not
I got it too. I'm going gold. I'm playing right behind me
Nice, I'm out.
My bad.
That's his wall.
That's gonna be tough all the way.
I can redirect it.
I'm boned there.
Maybe?
I boned him.
Bum him?
Up, up, I'm back!
See.
That's me.
That's you though.
I'm going to go north.
You going to go north?
Yep.
Oh I missed the fence.
Got it.
I'll hang you back.
$5 on spamming TTS instead of just something on another note the fanboy factual is sticking around a long time
Okay, and I got an ad while writing this
Yeah
Wow
Thank you for using me brick on for 61
Good job, holy father
Problem for are you playing over watch? No, I'll be I'll be humble on this game. They did it. They did a good game
were you going to listen to the new baby keemal them had just dropped you go
yeah man I find that was very good well I don't know that was into it I don't know
I'll see it.
I got it.
Sam.
I got it.
The bomb.
I kind of turned like a dumbass.
Oh, that's bad.
That's on me, man.
It's on me
I didn't see I was I was not paying to do that at all. Oh
Wow, look at this guy. Oh you go. That's good taken
Oh yeah, I do an interval thing
That is so fucking unlucky
Dude, I cannot believe when he went he won both of these fifths. Oh my god, fuck on dude
you
doing it because I know exactly what he's going to go for like the last corner of
the car actually get the ball in though I see it I mean it looks bad but those
shots are the riskiest but they're the best as well though yeah it's just like
the last visual of the corner
Let's go.
Wow, damn.
Keep it in the middle.
Keep it in the middle, yeah.
Middle ball on their side is blue.
The best position to be in at this rank anyway.
Go, you go, you go.
Nice call.
Nice.
I wasn't there I'm gonna make him shoot it
try to go back to the goalie yeah I'm going
I got it I got it I got it
back to the goalie I didn't do so did you back to the journey room I guess
I got that.
Dude actually bit his legs in the fucking minute.
I got the same goal.
I have, I have zero, I have zero, zero boost.
Oh my god!
Okay, well I guess he missed the ball.
I'm gonna go for a boom here.
I bumped one.
Oh god.
Nice, nice dog.
Go, go, go.
I cannot, no boost.
here just stay for that boost you go here whoa I made you and then he passed
out the armory I'm ready what they call me the feather man I fly
Hey, I hope you're doing well, bro that looks so bad
Wait job is that not break up and we'll get it they should be right up. No you go
13 kickoff
I
Damn
That's on me
I'm not going to take your middle, flip it flip it flip it
Yeah I don't want to get the molly there I think it's time to get it out
I have one for the new engine and I should make the folder.
It's been a week since my motorcycle crashed, getting the cast removed tomorrow, let's go
I'll do it.
Okay.
You gotta go for them, man.
I got pushed four times.
You know?
Oh, that's fucking wonderful.
Get up without him again.
That's the weird guy, he's going to dribble, air dribble.
you
I
Time
Fuck I have to the cool bouncy ball then get out of action that's the double bounce. Yeah
Um, so diamond three, let's go, let's get MSM.
Well, you like the balance one.
And we're stinking.
They're both cheating.
Kick out.
It's okay.
I'm here.
Nope.
I'm good little puppy
Oh my back wall
Yeah, he was, he was, he was gonna, he was gonna fall down on that
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you say I'm gonna jump to that?
There's Trezzling
I can, I can
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wow, no fucking way to death. I think you just missed the ball
Good
Oh
Look at the flight. Oh, no, no, no, I don't really I
Rotate fly look at that my small downwards
No
I got it.
Okay, go.
I got it.
Okay, go.
I got it.
I got that fuck
Nice that's good plan. We are not they they they we had better change your role
They did it with the other looking at shit
You go
I'm bomb my bike lost a session on a turn so it started sliding
I flew into the pavement and broke my arm busted my ribs straight my knee that's gonna
I'm going back to the ball.
I BUNK HIM!
That's what I have in mind.
you
I
Just call my car
Come on baby, I'm on there I go
Fastball door side I go I go I go I go
Then he grounded it
Oh my god, okay, bitch man, man, man, man
Got it
I mean that was a really nice shot. No
Yeah, nice shot.
Alright, let's see.
Here, try to go left.
Yeah, here you go.
Hang on.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's too fucking easy.
It's too easy, it's too easy, it's just too easy.
They have no idea, they have no idea.
Go.
Yep.
There's your face bit.
I got that.
Too easy.
They are so bad.
They let me do what we're doing.
They have no idea.
The bug was there.
Look at that dude.
The bug was there, the stair.
Look at that dude!
I go.
Nope, yep.
I can try to find some middle.
I got it.
That's you.
Oh my god, we're tricked.
No, no, no, we're good.
Go for the next one, but I actually got it.
I'm on the other side.
That's you.
I'm second, go.
I'm on the bomb, on the bomb.
Yeah, challenge is soon to get out.
Yep
I'm gonna let it ride a little bit. Yeah. Oh, that was not good. It's okay
That that's all I want to do fuck you go again. Yep, I got it
That's that's on me it was because it's medical
Why do you have the ball if you want to make I want to get a ball angle that I wanted it so I was like
If I'm blue some coat I
Do that side that's on you again
Did I line the sideways?
Oh my god.
I line sideways there, but I go.
I can boom a bit.
of
the
I
Don't you go
Get down
I really need it
You get them get them get them
Okay, well
Nice
Nice.
One.
All you, all you.
He's there.
I missed.
No, no, no.
I lost him.
Okay, two goals one.
You go.
Over set on that part.
I got it fucking bitch fuck you
he got lucky and he got lucky you did not read that okay but like I read it
Okay, very nice.
One more in 28 seconds.
28, we can do it in 20.
Here we go.
Try to sneak up maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, sure.
Oh, they caked it bro, classic.
It doesn't go in.
Uh, I'd get out.
Right, I'd get out.
Oh, it's hot.
What?
Oh, look at him.
He's sniping, so he's playing with...
See that flip-flip cancels up dash curved ash wall
Yeah, they slide choose it. So they yeah, you have to get his buddy in fucking higher ranked it. That's insane
Yeah, he's having
He's never a 70 a hundred that
It is it that was it I'm the levels ever undeniable
you
stay in stay in
That's a male
That's gonna be a little bit of a go to
All you
It's gonna bounce up very high.
Oh my!
What the fuck!
This one's not really, it's very nice.
Very well made.
I go for that, I go for that, I got it.
What?
Oh yeah, nice one there, thank you.
Is this the end of this build?
The one that would never stop the ball attempt.
I've got a goal attempt.
20 acts.
Every chance.
Oh boy. Oh, I'm killing him. Actually, that's how it's going to hurt me.
I got it.
He's coming
Stay with us
Hey, Mari
Go, go
Oh
Bomb them
I got that yeah, yeah, yeah, you're so good. Oh
Okay, oh
No, it's coming to get it
weird pinch
no
good job yet
So yeah, just pull it up and I thought
You go oh
That is very embarrassing
Nice shot you discussed
I'm ready for it
All you for now, I'm not there at all. Just just just little little yeah, I'm here
Yeah, that's you I'm going back
Oh my fucking god this bitch ass
Nobody
Up back
I'm gonna roll, I'm gonna roll a bit.
I'm a boost for a long time so you're gonna have to give it to that.
I'll make it, I'll make it shoot. Yeah, there you go.
Ready?
I just followed.
Yeah, nice.
They're banning, they're banning, they're banning, they're banning.
I need to fix my car, it's ugly shit.
shit. If I got them in hitboxes it's just the way it is, it's just the way it is to
make the game fun and for people to customize their shit. But not every hitbox is like
a magnet.
Yeah, I'd be trying to do that I'd rather.
I'm trying to do that.
I got it, I'll just round it, I'll just round it.
That's gonna be a little bit difficult for you maybe.
I'm gonna need to get the spot.
I'm dead.
I got it.
Whoa, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got trolled so I won't be there for a little bit of time.
That's not me, that's not me, that's not me.
Very weird fucking...
Dude!
It didn't look like he was gonna hit me on that side.
I go.
this is actually the one
what a fucking buster
smoke a sick on street
You got it. You got it.
No cats is there first
Fuck me
That is fucking insane
What how is he playing that ball?
to do so please
16 months
I'm gonna do this whole thing was like it added like a fucking silver game, but I mean what what is it what is what is it?
like what the fuck
Oh, good.
I'm gonna peek you. Here you go.
Okay, no problem. I don't want to go ahead. All good.
Here you go.
What is going on this lobby?
Oh, I fucking left!
Almost.
I trolled the zone. Good luck.
I'm behind. I'm boosted.
They always take it.
I don't need it, I think it's just better.
I will be honest with you.
XQCM.
I got that.
Almost.
I'm not getting a go.
Oh
That's all yes, that's a little reason fuck man look at look up
I thought I was gonna go left why I thought I was gonna the final touch was gonna be to the left
Fucking dribbler bro. What is that? You did pretty good
I'm back with you, I think this guy scores a goal, then taps out and watches the stream
and his computer is too shit to load properly, right?
He's too late.
Yeah, look, like he can't load the stream up to go watch his goal, so yeah, you take
time to come back.
I'm not kidding.
Like actually.
Go.
He's still loading.
go
still loading
there it is
I got it
Just try to get that loose.
I got that.
Is that Val'z'nalia? You got it?
Oh, too powerful.
Oh my god. I can saw him.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Woo! Nice.
Not bad at all!
Oh, I go.
I got you.
I got that.
Yo, that guy don't hold on, among us?
Mustas.
you
I'm off my game now.
I have no boost.
Okay.
If I vault.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's not gonna...
You're like a faster design, I'm looking at you bro.
It's awful, it's awful, it's awful.
Oh my god.
You
Sorry
Let's see that's yeah
Can I be oh, can I I'm gonna be us I'm touching I'm dodging I didn't know that you
middle middle middle middle
middle middle middle
watch out my- oh!
yeah i'm home i'm home
we're good
oh i barely hit that
i'm left
i'm gonna take a shield
send it yeah
oh!
oh my god
Yo that pin twist is insane
Wow you get a flip for a judo
So you go I go I'm speaking of power, I'm gonna be on your ass
What do these guys do?
So good
I'm dead again
the cross nice oh my god yeah that guy is flying weird
I tried
Okay, I'll try some more
Alright, I'll hit the Ugo goal
I'm gonna report
Oh, that's where he was going in
Done
Nooo!
It was followed
I'm gonna try some more
Oh come on!
Alright, that was Newton's Law!
you
You
Oh my god, okay
Let's go let's fucking go not that was good it because since I was there began the guy had to delay
He was slowing down way first he made it that's all good
You go five seconds in my car that was a great game
Oh
I guess for that nice, it's what we do
You go
That's all hard
Scrub? What do you mean?
I'm killing.
Nah, that's a bad thing.
I'm going all the way back here.
Wait, pinch.
It's okay, it's not going to end.
I'm going.
I made a low kick.
Hit it right?
okay
oh i'm trying to read that no that's okay
stay goalie i'm gonna tell him
nice i'm on right
ok
i got the one who was the one who was shooting
boom!
the one who was shooting
damn, honey, i see him there
i am not at home
I got that yep it's your top I got it oh I'm cookie man oh he's alone though
I'll go, you go.
Are you go up now?
Yep, yep.
I'm not going to shadow out until you go.
Yep.
You, you, you, you, you.
Are you sending it?
Ready?
I trolled in this really early.
I got it.
Okay, thank you Bruce.
Goodbye, June, how are you?
I'm powering.
Nice. I got this.
Okay, he put me...
You want me to do it? Two seconds.
I'm here.
Good.
Oh my god.
Didn't you go? Yeah, I'm ready.
Every time I pinch you, just go straight.
Stay with it.
Nice
Oh mad and now bump them
Nice
Dude, I won't watch this again. I outplayed the fuck out of this bitch ass. Oh
My yeah, I mean yeah
I
Yikes, yeah, actually x
Again, I'm ready. It's okay
Oh my god it's going.
It's a crazy flipper.
Oh you have to go.
Yeah, yeah, I know you go.
We're done.
I'm just going to head off the wall.
Yep.
You got two.
I had a battery.
Very battery.
There's nothing.
Yep.
Good.
Oh, not great.
Not great.
I got it.
Here you go.
Yep.
I played really fast around here.
Bad ball passes you, you have to get off the pepper.
I got that.
Go, go, go.
He's gonna hit it hard here, he's gonna hit it hard.
You have to stop playing not to lose, and instead play to win.
Nice.
I just picked them hard. That's all you
That means
That's it. I'm dead. You commit
Oh my god, it's okay. Got it. Nice. Don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you hold on
I'm not deaf, I just don't give a fuck about it bro, I killed it and he wants us to lose the game
I'm not interested in his advice, I mean, I could give whatever
This guy wants us to lose the game, while I listen to advice about some haters, that wants us to lose the game
Bro, I'm playing the way I'm playing and we're winning games, why would I change the way I'm playing?
To lose, I don't get it
Here's five bucks to help you pay for the carry. Also, what are your thoughts on sober
streams?
What does that mean?
I thought it was a good shurik
Yeah you can kill him
Would you rather be able to lay eggs like chicken or have monkey hands for the rest of your life?
Now the nines.
Ah, sober streams? Ah, sooner.
That's good.
I
Should I should I told you what to do if they're showing
45 Wow
Money on it
That's crazy
one boom one boom kill them kill them both here you go
I have a weird ball weird ball watch out home damn that's just a lucky really it's okay
it just bit me that was bad we don't need just trust what I'm afraid of you
That's me.
I'm gonna go with it oh my fucking attitude
two
yeah this guy is he plays a lot and very difficult
I'm in the area, good boss.
I'm middle.
One down, bro.
12.
I'm here.
I'm on top.
fucking bitch huh I'm gonna match him yet
Bumptom.
Alright.
Nice.
Yeah, he's mad, he's mad, he's mad, he's mad.
Bro, bro, I think we might be in their heads.
Look at this bitch.
Oh yeah.
They're in metal boom, I'm telling ya.
Oh, I won that. We're in the heads. That's all you. Yeah, look at them. What are they
doing? No way!
Alright, let's go. Oh, whoa!
Good.
Have we gone middle?
Oh, I messed up.
Lucky Andy.
I play he's playing defensive is that they got score advantage
No, I'm the pincher. Yo, I mean not your pension your pension
Yo squeeze that ball man
Go
Hello.
I'm the blues.
Just stick with it.
Nice.
You're good, you're good. I'm badger.
I missed.
I need that back to the stand.
Are you?
Yes! Come on, come on.
Yes! Oh my god.
Last second goal.
You're changing big plays like a GC pretending to be a diamond.
All right, we got to play defense, lock up.
I'm in goal.
Now I'm in goal.
OK, I go, I go, I go.
I'm good.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he does get a shot, so he gets a shot.
Watch out, he's not going to get it.
Nice.
Let's go.
Is that it?
No, no, no, no, no.
I need like two more games to think in.
Two more games.
Yep, there is a floor.
Here we go.
I'm gonna go back loose.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Damn nice fucking guy, this guy is good.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Yeah, go to your...
Slime?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I was just waiting for the blocker.
Set it.
Nice.
Come on.
No.
Hit it, hit it, hit it up.
You're gonna hit the...
I can get that. It's gonna bounce. I can only hit middle. Oh it bounced. Oh no. Okay.
I need back boost. Yeah you gotta hit that now. Wow. Hey I need to watch this. How do
They flipped not collide there
What oh man, dude, my hitbox went under no that's just that is you know, I don't like it
It's fucking loser, man.
Yo, do you know what more time it's to happen to this?
Do you know what more time it is?
Nice.
Uh oh.
I got it.
You take your time bumping, bro.
Yo, do you know what more time it is to happen to this?
I think he's on bomb him bro
Yo, do you have one more fucking time?
And I'll stop you then
Come on I got it. Yeah
I got it.
I'm going to kill him
of
the
I don't know what.
Go!
I don't know what's wrong.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
You okay, pal?
Uhhh...
Stand! Try again!
It's all good now. I'm gonna do like the guy who he was gonna hit it there
I tried to be in position like it hit both, but I fucked up
That that actually worked my heart a little bit. I'm out of line
That book my heart
I can't believe it man I had that that that that's on me it's on me it's on me
I
Fuck man, tell me I kind of had it though
Yeah
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, this guy sucks.
Yeah, this guy sucks.
I don't know why they're there.
You got that, you got that.
you got that you got that it's any way ball press
I'm going.
No way.
I'm gonna be able to do it in in all games trash talking in Rocket League is the cringiest
thing you can talk to them in anything you want Rocket League is the cringiest trash
talkable that I'm thanks to the past thank you the ball nice David I mean you're a fucking
loser buddy hey buddy enjoy inflation you fucking fat dumbass I'm gone
Did he's- I was adding it to him.
Oh my god, bruh.
I
About them fuck you
That's you yeah, that's all
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Oh, they just read that.
I need that one.
Thanks.
No.
Again, that's all they can do, that's all they can do, it's just lucky bullshit.
I got, I got you bumped.
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
I'm only faring to hit it.
I'm following that.
Good, good, you're by yourself now.
I can make that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice. Good job.
Go.
I'm actually gonna go for that. No I can't. I can't. Fuck no I can't.
I'm already pretty hip on wall. I got that.
Oh god god. I'm dead.
Wow yuck what a crazy hit.
that's you I'll stay on the left side
I'm gonna hit it first though
watch out
nice holy I'm at the chip
Nice dude!
Yo I think that's the fucking last second fucking five MS brain computing fucking all
All towards you to bang to the other side of the round.
Fuck you.
It's, oh, we got it.
I'm home.
You guys up a little bit?
That, nothing you do, nothing you do.
That's what you meant by, I mean, that's not all.
We got this, we got this, tanks.
Shut up man
Chopped
I go
Send it
I got myself one
Yep
Yep, let's go
All they do is double commit and do cheese bullshit
Two of their goals and three is fucking rentiness
Here you go
How many?
I wonder, if you could try fast as that.
Alright.
Myself a little bit.
Oh my fucking god!
I need boost.
Yeah, it's fine. I'm ready for it.
Here, get that boost and we'll switch.
Yep.
I see though, I got boost.
We're good.
And then he wins that.
Nope.
Fuck!
Of course he was a fifty-fifty buff.
Yeah, I'm back. I'm sorry.
I got him.
Yeah, I'm gonna go under some.
I'm ready.
Got him.
Sand?
Well, that would have been better on my part.
I'm coming up
No, that was insane
I got there
I'm going to get that one, where are you?
I'm on the kill
Nice
You're just staying cool
I was looking for it in the mirror, it was on there.
Tanks!
Yeah, thanks!
Tanks!
Fucking loser.
That's so porky.
Ugh.
Porky
Yeah
Slow-boost
Where we bought we bought
We're good, you know what?
Nope
You give me I could have put that in but fuck I suck
Yeah, that's all I can do.
That's all I can do is drive.
All I can do is drive the vehicle on the other wheel.
That's all I can do.
Knee.
I got clicked.
fuck you. yo yo yo yo. put your tongue on my tip you fucking bitch ass. your trash.
I know you're slapping him! Fuck you!
I go.
Tough wall, tough wall.
Yep.
I'm ready to get.
Yeah, that's good. I'm ready for it.
I have no boost though.
Nice. I'm staying in call. Get that boost.
What? I'm a boomer. That thing's failed.
You're going to have to go for that. Good job.
Here you go.
Oh, okay. I mean, he just misses the ball then.
I
Nope
All the middle
For the time keeping them
I go back
what's up? just go for it
nice
I'm gonna hit that
no I know I know I know
come on top
I should follow that
out in the woods to get to that
happy 40 month sex
Are you going to watch the rocket leap ground? Oh my god Sunday
XQC
Well, that is an insane shot though
Let me see
Maybe I know you go
I
Talk to us many point
I tried I didn't want him to have it watch out you need to pass them
You go I'm gonna grab it
That's not good.
I...
Oh man.
I meant to- I meant to side roll, not fucking side roll!
I meant to air roll, not side roll!
So the ground there with the metal, that's my ego.
They're sneaking pickle?
Oh, I missed so bad.
I
Share with her
Fuck you
I'm rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling!
YES!
EEL!
YES!
C'mon!
HIT!
NOOO!
EW!
I'm gonna hit him with the hammer, you're gonna hit him with the hammer, you.
Smittle.
I'm not gonna put it.
Yeah, I'm gonna put it in the water, sure.
He hit it.
All you for now, all you for now, all you for now.
Nice.
I got it, I got it, it's all good, oh it's all about it, it's all about it, yo, yo, yo,
They let it roll.
All good.
Done.
You missed boom.
I think you got a boost.
you
You
I'm not gonna put no boost you go
I'm not getting 130. It's been a minute since I had that boost.
Oh, we got this.
I won that.
Wow, what the?
I don't even know what kind of ball is that. How the fuck?
It's okay.
Everyone in the room is really focused.
Yeah, we need to go back to our pass.
Why the fuck did it?
Why did the ball do that?
I thought it would roll.
I just bounced three times.
Alright, look.
Take it, take it, take it.
Pass to you.
That is a really nice I mean they could have been a ball in the village of it the trash
What if I mess okay, I guess what why would you keep the ball in the middle of the matter
David, this bitch is a little grosser.
Oh my god.
I'm him!
Oh!
That is so insane.
Here you go.
Hey, man, you got this, you got this.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm boom, I'm boom.
He's got stocks, he's getting carried.
Come on buddy.
At us.
Nope.
Same here.
I got that.
Yep.
I got you back.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Ready?
Look at that.
Read.
you
I
Said so I don't follow them so maybe maybe not at the boom I quit that I quit
Parking to kind of have a tender
No, that's not that's not like a it's not like it
I go
Dangerous
Yes Diego!
I'm body!
I'm not finished! I'm not finished!
I'm just going to go...
Nice! Stay on, stay on!
Stop here!
Nice!
I'm staying at the goal.
I need boosts, lad. Here you go.
Oh my god!
I got it!
You here?
Better?
Fuck!
Hope you're all doing well, excuse me.
You all better?
Yeah!
I missed well.
Very nice.
Sam bells down
Wait, I'm gonna boost I didn't look at my number. I'm not ready guys
Yeah, watch out it's tough
It's all good
Okay
So good
You hit that?
That really though.
you
You
Nice
Watch out, that's gonna...
Oh no.
I missed that.
I got him.
Yep.
here you go I bet the bigger one probably at least all you for now wow like
them. Half slip is not saving me there at all. That I put out way at all. That sequence
was played properly.
Alright.
Oh my.
Dude.
No fucking way!
That's on me, I should have been able to hit those shots, okay?
I could have charged.
Yeah, I charged it.
yeah yeah yeah fuck man thank you I go yeah I'm gonna like three games now
you get that boost up a bit yep all right I'm not buying fuck me that's
Insane
Chat when you're going high speed it high speed it reverse
If you have flip is the standard way you're cooked. No
Oh that's fucking rats.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, double kickflip, watch this.
Yeah, double kick flippers here you go.
Whoa.
Double touch.
I knew it.
Oh.
Oh
Go boy
Wow
Stand stand stand stand
It's okay
Nope
Oh my god
No fucking way
Yeah
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, you go for it.
Yep, I'm gonna take it slow.
Here, stay missed.
I'm goalie.
Nice.
I got the revoke.
Fuck.
Stay, it's okay, stand, stand, stand here.
No, no, no.
Come back.
I'll stand, I'll tell him.
Good.
Fuck you! Dude, I'm about to deal. I'm playing Pigeon in the door. It's really pain-alpha.
Like, nothing's going down.
Alright, come on. Yeah, yeah, we can do it. Come on.
All right, let's see what...
Oh, a neutral, neutral.
Oh!
No!
no
oh
okay
I got that nice man. What are they doing? I'm a child. It's like a block there. I mean is what it is
You know
That's right, maybe don't hit that
Oh my...
I need to show off for a little bit.
I'll get what I can.
He's gonna have a good effort.
No fuck it, yeah you got it, you got it.
0
there for a thing
I got I got you know you know you know you know
I got that dude it I don't know what happened
well I I change the camera from ball to car to see whether where that guy was
gonna come I can see him I put back on the ball and he's there like
I'm right.
Oh, he got there.
Nice!
Dude!
Cooking!
I got one.
I'm about to live back.
I'm coming out the way back.
Red.
I'm taking a hold.
Middle.
Okay, I got it. I'm looking for him.
Good.
Middle?
Yep.
Nice.
Bad again.
Nice.
No, I was up.
I don't, I don't want to.
Yeah.
Nice.
No, I was up.
I don't, I don't want to.
Yeah.
I'll go.
Okay, go.
I can't hit. I can't.
Oh, for lord.
Thanks, my motherland.
Yeah, you're gonna get out of there
Come on in
Oh God
I got it. Oh my fucking God. Oh my take slow
Adam jump nice. I'm saying go to the safe
Nice oh my god one more one more come on baby. This is gotta be it
Yo, somebody's blocks and saves were fucking insane
I got that.
That's weird.
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
I can't get over there.
Bing bunt, Bing bunt, Bing bunt.
I think I'm boosted
I'm here
I'll just hit this again.
Middle.
Dude, this guy, huh?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Get along.
Nice!
I mean, look at the way they're playing it.
I mean, the data's really shit.
Double committing, going for weird ass bumps and demos.
I mean, fuck you!
Yo
Untie me
Ah, who did that to me? Yeah, who did that to me? That's so lame.
That is actually crazy.
that's just so fucking annoying
and
To fucking do this guy so we don't rank up is a fucking insane that is actually crazy
You back a lot
Yeah, I wonder why
It's lovely the fucking rink of game, bro, it's all good. Yeah
We got this. I'm fucking looking hard. I don't care
They're not good, trust me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're best off, you're best off, go!
what do you think?
uh, does he have a tornado?
oh.
hard stuff are you that you're trying to get fast yeah I mean yeah I'm stuck in
there's no other way to say these guys are hot stuck in nice day also fuck
checks actual fucking dog shit Lama
I
Actually read my bed you go. Yes, really I'm so good. Oh my god
I tried to read the play there, I mean, I knew it was going to hit it, but it didn't hit it.
Nice.
Yup.
I'm gonna back here.
Yeah, he's messing with my back, yeah.
Ooh.
Ooh!
Nice, nice, like that, like that.
I'm going back, you go up, switch.
It's a bit south, oh my god.
dude i think we're gonna f**k
What the fuck is that?
I got it, I got it, I got it, good.
You for the hold it?
Oh I stole it, that's all you.
Oh I can't do this.
That is so fucking lame!
Nah that's not a free gold, there's two golders there.
How the fuck
I'm so fucking mad man
We can do it, we can do it, it's all right
Excuse me do something
The what?
So fucking annoying
Okay, I guess whatever man
This guy is such a tough pro. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, no, it's hugging.
Cool, bro.
I got a guy we only three games we're trying
I got it.
on
You go you go you go
Yep
Dude
I'm sitting play back I bumped them
I'm bumping him, visit!
Nice!
Nice, dude!
Sorry, was I on the right way back?
I got him, I got him.
Oh my god, I'm telling you. Let's go. I'm right here. I'm at it. Oh, shuttling.
All right, guys, get the fuck out. You're getting at your chance. It's all good. You
tried it. Get the fuck out of Lubbys when you're doing this game. It's game's over.
the fuck out of here we have to use the play come on come on bro what is that
doing what a bitch ass
Oh my god!
I'm gonna get this!
Good!
What's your deathlock for it?
Um, purple one I think, I'm bad at purple one I should, like some more games I need
to purple.
should be free? oh wow, okay.
but it just takes a long time.
I'm not literally like, it saves everyone right there, and my game isn't, like, and it doesn't rack up that much.
He tried it.
not it i got to redo it i'll stay up
i'm off that's it that's it
oh this bitch ass
i'm going to go um i'm not gonna aggressive then
i'm gonna give it to that ball
You get that boost, Uncle.
Oh, top, top of your top of your head.
Don't jump with that.
Oh, I hit it too.
Okay.
Damn, we actually did a pretty nice shot at the end there.
One minute, one.
Oh, bad thrust.
Okay, I got boost.
I'm ready.
Whoa!
For you!
Hold on.
That sound.
That's roof.
Dude, I'm gonna be able to do that was a really weird ball. I'm gonna get the goal
I'm gonna hold it
Oh my god, how many brother hit like eight times
That's insane, I don't even know I don't you go
You're supposed to block the wall, by the way.
I can't block that, I can't block that.
I go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I go.
I go for this as well then.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'll do that.
You go go go
This game is a shit ball so lucky with him
I think I guess a lot was supposed to go to I mean
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Here we go.
A bearded ape keeps the dumb fucks away.
I got him.
Take my blues, that's going to be here for a little bit.
Pull backwards, you have to find a way to hit that.
Oh god.
I did what you did it! I did what you did it!
You did it! Dude, that was actually sick. I got three done for that.
I learned this! I learned it on the fly!
Let's speed it up!
Damn!
Oh my god.
Oh!
I go, I go, I go.
Come here, come here.
I sent a Q.
I boom, I boom.
Fuck.
I'm rolling, I'm rolling.
Yeah.
That works, that works, that works.
Oh
Yeah
Good oh my god, stand the top
I know it's gonna pass him lucky
I'm I bunk him I'm on him or two of them. I saw him doing it to you. So I did them. Oh
Hold on bro you
you
You
Do no way
Red alert red alert
Go go
Found him
Nice
Back down one
That's nice!
Come on, go and go in!
No!
Bumped
Not cold
Stop right there, you go right there
Yeah, yeah
I'm just gonna back up
Alright, you go on both
one of them
that's me
no I
I'll go
good
that's you, you have to hit this one right now
Bump them! Fucking pussy!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Bad!
It's free. Go!
I killed him.
I'm doing it, I don't like this. Go, go, go!
No, you missed him!
Oh
Do the thing do the thing anything I got it. I got it. I'm gonna get that oh
My god
Good good good good good
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it in!
BOOM! BOOM! YES!
He lost, he won, BOOM!
Yes!
Alright, boys, we're back in. Cheers.
I mean, I'm sorry, hold on.
Relax, you cunt.
No, no, I'm just playing.
No, no, no.
Did we hit it?
What?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Devza!
We-
Huh, that's not working?
Huh?!
you
You
We go back to the truck bus. How about that? You go
Oh, that was a weak ass shot. I'm not gonna
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not good
Okay, sounds like my Pete is bugged.
Okay, I can't have to be there now, just give me this.
Yo.
The arrow is fine, I thought I'd be committed to that.
I got it, I got it.
you're not a little bit
it
i can't believe what was there
that's you fucking
i got it i got it i got it
nah i can't i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm out
You go, you can stay, you can stay.
I have to play slowly here.
Oh my god, I'm coming.
I love people.
I can't wait if you pass me a shot or that.
I should have played, uh...
Fuck, I should have went under the bomb double jump to them.
So we got them.
Niiiight, she passed.
Fuck.
I go, now we got this over mine.
I'm trying to take a 3.
They're fine.
Fucking bomb here.
It's fine, I'm not doing anything with that.
Nope, watch out, I'm going to chill, watch out, watch out.
Alright, I'm locked.
Stand, stand, stand.
I should have hit it with my gun.
Yeah, it's not a bottom.
Alright, I'm gone.
Go for it.
I
Will deal with the book the belly as a flip reset by the universe that fuck that
Yep
I tried it.
I tried to kill me.
I'm trying to kill me.
Take all.
No!
No
I don't even know
Dude
I got it.
No fucking way!
I'm botting you a lot.
Bungalow
Bump them again, he's at the boost, he's at the boost
Little
I got it
Oh I trolled
Yeah, I had it for free. It was free. I should have called it
Well, I hear the beep beep but I get scared, bro.
That's all I got.
He gives a chill.
What?
I mean, I wouldn't have fucked it.
I didn't have to do anything.
I didn't have to do anything at all.
The balls on top of my...
I'm pretty sure where I was at, it would have even went even if I didn't jump them.
So lame man, the enemy was not there, you're just saying shit, there's just that.
That's it, let's jump again.
We're in, we're done. Let's kick out.
Have a boost.
Dude, it's self fucking annoying.
I got that, we'll go back on one.
Okay, I see how this, yeah, you have to try it, wow.
I don't even know how he does that.
Nooooooo, we're down.
I'll pass that to you.
Okay.
Great shot.
Okay.
Go a little bit.
Yeah, this ends up going to sniper, by the way.
I'm absolutely bad at it.
Is this a thing?
No, anyways, he's a fucking loser.
He already goes.
I mean, we need twiggles, so we can do it.
Yeah, my bed zone was kinda... like, could be any last time.
That's not me, actually. It's whatever.
I can bloom in the fuck.
and
Please welcome me to the jungle, Mr. Cat.
and
lovely
I can see Cheetah.
Freakin' pro.
Uhhh, my god.
That's beautiful.
This guy, man. So fucking annoying.
Oh, bro, I couldn't drag my fucking plaything.
Yeah, yeah
Unless
On paper I feel something there right now on paper
Yes, yes, that's what we do!
You go.
Bang.
That's it.
Yes!
Fuck you!
Fuck that!
You trash!
Shit.
That's it!
Yes!
Fuck you!
You little bitch!
You trash!
Yo, we exploded on his face!
I don't like that last second. It's okay. Yeah, you get up on the planet last day in a second
Oh
Our heritage no, okay, cuz I thought you were gonna be with your side so I prepared for the clinic on you
That's my polish my comment
Got it
Yeah, I think there's others are getting fucked cuz you're out of the party I got it I got
Oh
I really did better
Okay
Nope, okay, go go go for them
Pumping keep on me
Just sit down there and make a good director I'm gonna go fuck it. I'm sorry I bump them
I'm trying to kill him now.
Bump them. Bump them again, go for it.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that's all.
Cheers.
I'm a laundry girl duplicate login
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Shaz, is he just lagging or am I a hacker?
Yeah, yeah, this is like, you got a hat?
I'm chillin chillin
You're not the same voice from earlier bro
Really?
Who is this?
Why is the name green?
I got that
Can you boost it now?
I need food.
Okay, I'm dead.
It's predicted, pal.
Good shit.
That was a weird wall.
I found them.
do no way
I forgot that
I'm the blue
you're the same
that's mean
howdy
up there again
yeah, is that?
I got it, yep, oh my god, next.
Destroy.
I'm going to go through the building.
Yeah, okay.
I got back out.
Yep, amazing.
Yeah, that was easy.
Yeah, alright.
Oh, that one actually.
No!
It's gonna go all the time.
It's gonna go now.
I
Got a guy for this one
Yes, yes, yes, baby
Good late fucking it on that you
Oh, you're there. I'll tell you back. Very fastball here
No, you need to find her
Hey
This is no, we're gonna
Yes! Come on.
No way. I got it. Good. I'm in. I got it again.
I was not over there. Yeah, that's okay. No, no, no, no, it wasn't.
Bring it back, bring it back. I got it back, I got it back.
Okay, I'll sound, okay you challenge him.
Make him go, nice, I'm going back to gold.
I'll stay with it.
I challenge, I challenge.
Bro, I lagged again.
No way!
I hit on my screen and I'm like look at my leg look at my leg
oh wow yeah I see that Jesus Christ
oh they're doing something
yeah yeah you're doing something again and that's crazy man
I can't believe that
go for it
no we had it go
I
Got
Another
Okay, we're good.
I got it, I got it.
I'm in the middle.
I bumped one. Boom one.
Let me get this. This is our chance.
Locked in.
Bump them.
Alright, I can't read that.
Play gold.
Oh my god, just play ball.
I go, I pull you.
Oh my god!
Half ball, press.
Nice line, son, does it win?
go go go
go go
anybody's up a little bit
come here, come on, come on, come on
I think that they're gonna
No
Hey
I
I go
I'm I don't know
It's easy and it's easy and what a fucking loser
buddy buddy buddy all right my team is getting deductible match like it's
insane it's a sleep every night like you might have come in here crimes that we
don't rank up like this bottom of the barrel like the bottom of the bail
behavior is genuinely actual federal crimes that we don't make up a crazy
that's some good shit, this shit is fucking Christ man
that is fucking awful
I'm going to try to make it up.
Any momentum for your ult?
Yes, because I use...
That's good.
All right for now.
I can't get there.
Up the top! Up the top!
There's fucking bitch ass man.
Oh, there goes the next person.
Oh, yep.
I got the best.
I'm on your route.
Yep.
I wasn't there man, it's okay.
I got it, I'll stay with it.
That's not me, dude.
I'm gonna put a bomb here.
I'm gonna cut it.
Is that me? I'm on my way.
No. Okay.
Got it.
Yep.
I'm on your right.
That's right.
I'm going to use the bomb.
I got it, I got it.
Nice one.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
only does that bro
I didn't had it, he's dead by the end.
Dude! Nice!
Get him! He rolled up on the fucking roof.
I just did all my things
Wow that these are two hard shots
We could do it we're gonna do this one
Of course they do of course they take it while I'm next
i got 3
I GOT THE SET
YES BUSH UP!
NOOOOO
Nice, nice, nice, nice
I see a bomb
Army, Army, Army, Army!
I hit it best.
Go, go, go.
Oh my.
Yeah, it's young.
Come on.
Will you go in?
Yes!
All right, one more, come on.
Actually, just one game.
Just one single game.
We're done.
Ah, you've crushed other.
I
Why am I getting so many fucking rewards
I
Repeatable with the rewards interesting
You know what is this look you're getting fucking max lawless. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're good
Dude, why are you low loot always so bad?
Next loss?
There we go.
I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
What the fuck
3, I'm left, so if you could try to hit it.
My bad bro.
Okay, we got this.
You gotta go through some.
I'll go back to the wall.
I got that.
I'll go back to the wall.
Dude, I got bumped!
No, I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.
I just want to keep an eye on the other guy.
So no.
You go.
I mean, I guess dude, he's got boom
Yeah, so fucking annoying man
oof
I'm just gonna keep bumping and bumping and bumping and bumping and bumping and bumping
against benign
so fucking annoying
I should have said something.
I'm missing everything.
Dude, it's so when no one's going.
Of course, the mist is the one time I go for...
I got here.
Yeah.
What were we running away or two games away?
One, no, two, ten.
Bro, we're so close, bro.
Well, we had, we had the challenge then.
I mean, we were done by three goals.
I still don't know how we won three games in Diamond 4, Division 4, or anything like
that.
yes
yep
I'm done
sorry
I'm dead.
Fuck off!
Pussy!
I got you, so go.
I got it, you go home.
Again.
Oh no, we clapped.
Oh man.
That is something like a smoker.
That's a mucka smucker.
There you go.
Founders are nice.
Good.
Keep going.
He goes.
Got him.
Should be a good bounce for us here.
Do you want to hit?
Nice try though, that was a crazy hit.
Come on buddy.
He's not doing shit with that, he's not doing shit.
I tell you get that woman good good form that's fucking cool
No, you can't stand too. That's crazy
Oh
Good yeah, we need that. Okay
I'm going all the way back, reset.
Dude, isn't that going to hit the ball?
Good job.
It's... oh my god.
So many fucking bullshit things happen right there.
Ah damn.
That's not me, bro.
That's not me.
My role's on you, so that's not me at all.
Here you go.
Just get out of the speaker.
I'm on your left.
Get that boost.
Yep.
What the f***ing b***h!
I'm falling.
come on let's go that was boy you broke his legs
There you go. There you go.
That top floor, very bad, very bad, very bad.
Nice!
I'm getting back to us.
Stay here, stay here, stay here.
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
Yes, stay on, stay on.
I'm on. Stay on.
I'm on.
Hit that.
Proper, nice.
That was a bad shot low key
You just wanna stay back a little bit
Yep
Bitch
I'm in China, I'm in China
Sorry, I challenge you again
Yeah, I challenge you
Nice
Keep it up, keep it up
Yeah, keep it up.
Yeah, bounce off, we're here for them.
Nope, round the dick.
Let's go.
One more.
Nope.
Nope, well, buddy, where is he going?
Do we know where he's going?
Fuck you.
And we're one off on our.
I want to get to the one that looks watery.
That's nice.
Nice and light.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Uh, Winkill?
You're a leader, bro.
Oh.
That was good.
I'm in here.
Um, well, I'll be right next, buddy.
he is not ready to handle that
if my internet goes out, it will not change
if you talk to one of the guys
yeah
what are you doing here?
nice man
are you gonna set the ustal?
yeah, i can put that on
I blocked him. Go, go, go, go. I'm dead.
I took 3 up. Nice. I'm middle, I'm middle.
I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it hard.
I have the most many of this. I'm gonna go for the ball.
You? Don't you? Alright.
Nice.
I can test that.
Wow, you trolled that really bad. That's really bad for us.
Yeah.
That's all good.
It's like this is not like a dream ball, but I'm just like you
Somebody I'm out my mom
Wagon the ball for free for that one or is it?
You're very stupid
I'm go
Oh my god, I got that come on
No
Nooo
No!
I'm not gonna kill you
Please chase me bro
W
I knew you would make it because of where it was at, I knew it was in front of you.
I had a corner you had yeah, come on. They're not making it. I hated that
Go just me
He's moving I
Mean that's on me
I had the job I had the jumper
nice come on
Oh bad for me
Oh wait we got it
Nice shot.
I'm on back.
Yeah, you're good.
Yep.
Oh, I got it.
I'm undercooked.
Hit that.
Yeah, you're good.
Bang!
Fuckin' bang!
Let's go!
I'm going to be through
There you go
Hit the ball
I wasn't there
I'm dead
I'm hit
So good, so good, so good
I'm going tall
I'm trying to hit the tall
It's okay, I killed him
you found the way
okay
we got it
it's a guy that did the Jibbit Jax
I'm flipping it back in
okay
we got it
there's guys that did the Jibbit Jax
I'm flipping it back in
okay
you
send it
I'm just walking
I'm trying to tell you for now.
I got it.
I'm holding right now.
Just play teamfights.
go fight go fight you go fight
my fuck I fucking hate this game
I fucking hate this game
yeah
I come
I got it, I got it, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh my fuck I hate it
Yeah, that's right.
Fine.
Fucking hate this game, man.
And your lights, like, I fucking hate this house!
It's like I fucking hate this house!
So when we hit each other...
I can't kill the lights off, this house is just trash.
You go
Fuck out of your do your trash
Dude, what the fuck was like an hour to miles an hour
I got it, I got it.
All right, let's do it here we go, my god.
I'm buying my first house this weekend very nervous.
He might have been hospital with kidney stones, worse pain of my life being broken through my people and all life, and to what was this, such a sexed gameplay for hours in between in America.
Hold on, I'm gonna send this to my friend. Wait, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna send this to my friend.
What the fuck is the lights off?
Like, why am I not allowed to have the lights off?
This fucking trash house, this smart house piece of shit trash.
Like, I don't get it!
I'm not allowed to have my lights off! Like...
I got it, I got it, let me hit that, let me hit that.
Oh...
That's only...
I got it.
oh no we
Okay, jump fairly.
I got it.
Okay, you got it.
Let's go.
Stay left.
Please leave me.
Keep going.
Nice.
Good contact.
You're going to fall right there.
Here you go.
Nice.
Okay.
Jesus, huh?
That's crazy.
I'm going to go to the lights over, maybe I'll get to where I'm going right?
Thank you
Yo, just that path, bro
Like, I had to go to the fucking breaker
Like
Like you cannot make this up
Yo, snap her guy come on I'm just gonna let it go in
This is paid actor and what do you think you are buddy?
What do you want? You're one of those guys in the citizen chapter and you're mallie because I'm getting to your ranking
I'm proving pass your ranking and you feel threatened by that and it makes me sick yours
And he thought oh dude, I'm actually gonna I'm not gonna snipe it so I can do it myself
I'm gonna do I'm Batman. I'm gonna do it myself and you queue and you get fucked
You get fucked dry and then I asked open wide and I'm gonna
bust on your face you fucking trash loser
suck it
You're trash
I shot.
Sick man.
I'm not a boost, I'm not trying, like what?
Hey, take him, take him in his story, don't let him die.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
I have zero boosts, I have a very fucking stream on the map.
I have one more to go, scary.
I have one more, I have one more.
There's the one, there's the one, there's gotta be.
I'm gonna ask you.
Flash level, buddy.
Oh, it's a new account, what is this?
I don't know how to do it out there
I've got to see
No!
Is that blue? Is that blue?
Yeah, yeah
Stay with me
I mean, we are on the third X. It's kind of hard to see you in your family. Can you please
turn your lights on so we can see you better?
I'm finishing yes fucking yes
Let's go come on
That's not good. I'm back at this you just yeah, I will get this one. I can this one. I can this one. I can this one
I'm gonna go then
I
I just need to what a fucking
great job my great excellence that's magnificent fuck that loser
great job
good job
Oh
That may be what's very very very good strikes. I go
I took your advice and got some Korean skin care.
My hair started falling out of my face as fucking.
Well, Ashley?
Yeah, Elvin does say that, um, yo, yo, yo, yo, what are these strikes, what is going
on here?
I'm probably gonna bomb them.
Nice.
Fuck this.
Bomb them.
I'll stay with you till you get to the roof.
Yeah I'm going.
There you go.
Yep.
Oh.
I got him.
Oh fuck.
I got him
Go for it
We got it going
Do you have a hole?
Yep
I got him
Still got him
I'll take a do this one, bro. Yeah, I thought you were going to do it. I mean, do the table
I guess I guess I'm already I'm getting one out I'm bad I'm better than them
I mean this game sucked us all out of me bro.
Yeah that wasn't all.
I mean the two DCs were like, live diamonds were really really bad, I mean that's just
It's like man.
Come on.
Oh
I like it
Oh well, I'll go to the bottom that I'm actually not
that was dollop of all right and I'm so fucking I'm so no idea run this is me
Did he?
Oh no, why?
How many hackers it is, what is it?
Oh, a new team album?
I could...
Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I'll give it a shot.
I'm so fucking annoying.
Oh yeah, I'll practice whenever I wanna practice.
You just don't have the goals to get the champs, so I mean.
Oh yeah, I'll practice at 4 a.m. in the morning,
really shortly.
Oh no, I'm good.
Who do I pick?
Nobody.
I don't know who they're dealing with.
My mouth is fucking crazy dry man.
What's the point of getting a champion if you carry there?
Dude, the reality is,
like it's like to smurf at that rank,
you have to be SSL, like how do you not agree with this?
Like, to smurf at that rank,
you would have to be GC or SSL, right?
You would have to be above it, right?
You guys spam carry to every single game when I was solo and I was on a win streak.
When I went from Plat 2 to Diamond a day and a half ago, you guys spam carry to every single game.
So why would you carry to here now more, like it's annoying. It's annoying as fuck.
It doesn't matter what you, like just say you feel threatened by me rating up, just say it.
Because you discredit regardless, it doesn't matter how I do it, you discredit it.
So I mean then the complaint is irrelevant
Well, well the complaint is irrelevant if you complain if you say carried it every solo duo
Plumbing anybody and you know is always carried even though everybody's a unit the plane with Jesse back in days carried
So okay, right everyone is carried everything. So why would now it would be more carried?
I don't get it
Thank you for signing you the whole time anyway
55 months you still only nice for the class you have your defense is really good. Yeah, but when I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna locked into playing like
Like that role I would have to learn a lot more mechanics and a lot more shit
I'd have to spend a lot of time in training room to get um
Better offensive players and all the shit, but the goal is to get the champ, so it's not like, you know what I mean.
I always plateau my improvements.
I'm gonna get my improvements.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Did I expect the chat to be mad as I rank up?
But I got deals with you.
Like, seeing everything, like, celebrating, somebody getting paid off, whatever,
is, I mean, that's bottom of the middle, man.
Even if it is community, it's fucking absolute, it's so low, it's just cringe.
I have to be honest with you.
Like, that shit is so weird, man.
They underestimate you, bitch.
Nobody wants praise.
I mean, bro, there's nothing praising in that behavior.
It is fucking egregious.
That's what it is.
So here's the guy in chat, his bitch ass fucking was a dillon, bro saying deserved, the rest
of the day was a dildos, he said deserved.
That's so breath so weird like how insecure are you man like I don't get it so insecure man. That's crazy
My hands are useless, but I'm sort from fucking playing with the controller
I'm the I actually have these lumps
I'm gonna do I'm gonna I should I'm not a bug we bought all of it here on my second
buy
Whoa
Same weirdos you find swapping funny
Yeah I mean it is what it is I think that's just fucking weirdo
This spam is insane. I mean, they have like too much spell fucking
I mean, he's the guy that did us, I mean, I mean, I mean, anyone else?
Oh, let me get, let me ask, let me ask.
She went to fucking hyping and DC'd twice and it was both just unlucky.
It was the exact breakup game, but like, come on man, really dude.
I mean I believe that, you're the same shit.
You think this is going to go back into the water?
That's just so annoying.
Do you actually believe you can get to champion solo Q?
A bit more time for sure, but I mean, if it was a smurf, I wouldn't play with him.
People know why I fell on that.
Like how is duo a big problem?
I always said, if you Q duo, you're not really worth your rank yet.
You're not really worth the rank because you're using something you cannot get in solo queue
as an advantage, which is fine, it's not ethically wrong, but you're not really worth the rank.
I like to be worth my rank.
I also like to just get the rank as well.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
But you finding a problem with that is insane.
I think I still go rebuttal oki. I think they're gonna do a lot of melee this game especially with the green dude
I knew it, I knew you said it before I started playing.
Oh man.
Just spending abilities, I mean, is what it is.
This character is shit, it's such a bad character, I couldn't give a fuck.
All fucking single target, bullshit spending abilities, and they're gonna lose the game.
She's triple Z-tears, the worst enemy game in the game.
I don't know why I launch that too.
I don't have my combo yet.
Wait, how far is that?
That's if he is crazy far.
Wait, he's...
Well, well, Fury, really?
He's got about Fury first?
Yeah, he does, he's probably garbage.
I mean, I don't do it 65 month Turkish Jews love the content and everything man keep it
itself. Yeah, I think I think I need level two, right? Yeah.
So again,
that is so far. Where is he?
bullet slow yeah he's a boy if I can't evil
Yeah, I mean, this is a tough line.
I
We might do the game like I really have some games but it's playing this fucking straight dog shit
I was asking to for like for the diet like
I got him
I mean of course the one time we'll make it come back because the applicant comes back
the lane playing it like oh man this is one time or so fucking dog shit um who's
I'm still in Hawaii right now I'm like I've ever lived in Hawaii
we're about fed that animal that was fucking trash
I mean, they have a strong laner, I mean, they're mid-latest kind of up, but their
lane phase is super strong.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, point and click abilities, long range spell abilities that are like, come on, bro.
man you need to run yourself up
I need to get the run out
I need you to go on it
This guy...
Umm... there's that. Next.
That man's gonna try me one minute.
But then I'm always trash. He's always like, like, trying to cool down and he's using it on one person. I mean, it's not, it's not great.
I don't think I've ever seen you in history.
I think we should just brawl and fight.
Am I still gonna be able to get an image? Yo, why is it still lit on that?
Yo, why is it still lit on that?
I'm engaging the guy.
okay, i'll take that
come on yellow
wait, 1.7 is insane though
um
You know what, now that they've edited, let me know if someone's not ready there.
I might need your help.
Okay then, that's all good then. Whenever you have a chance then.
I mean, is this guy okay?
Yeah, sometimes they're really one of the worst players in the game, literally in the whole game.
chat you look sexy today 1g love 0
of course the guy that has an apollo line is fucking talking shit of course
I hope we lose, by the way, so you know I'm trying best, but I'm ruining the enemy team
and
the
are we getting some more overwatch crumbs to go
excuse you see on maybe a
I mean, can I buy this or am I masking the fuck up?
Can I kill them all?
I
Fuck out of you man
What was that out of the range dude stop it there's no way
dude I might my body is that my I'm not range I'm way I was way past it thank you
this bug that's bug right
I don't know how much I have then.
Oh man.
Got it.
Headed to yellow
Got it
Let's push York somebody's here
Check I parry the punch of the green guy. Does that does that does that stunning at all or not?
What are they doing?
I don't think they're going to do anything to me.
I
Think it's a witness represent. I mean leg game rate is just so bad
I know they did it the character with the add-ins that it's just so bad now
Where did your molly fix
I
uh you know what I'll actually go to my pulse
get a statue better
our blue walker is under attack
Lashes, Lashes we could kill him.
How does that even work?
video okay I feel bad now sorry ex your streams helped me well I've been
Wait, fuck it, alright.
Alright, see you later.
What even happened? Did the British just leave, huh?
I don't know, I don't know.
He's giving us the lead out of our hands for a little reason.
I don't hear music or nothing playing B-Lot.
I don't like to get refreshed on this character, it's just gonna, it has no stats, nothing.
I don't know if it's like shit that is insane that your abilities are like very very very like your absolute core gameplay
Or like one ability is like insane
I'm in a bull game, I'm in a bull game.
I'm in.
Let me backtrack.
I got Christian Fister, I think.
I also need point blank and other shit.
I'm so far behind, this is insane.
16k, any games like average, what?
It is but I'm par now.
I'm behind compared to some people but I'm par.
Can we fight here?
Oh god.
it's coming
you're gonna get them die?
hold on
Wow, we actually now we're buying on gold, y'all can we run the uriner?
I should have taken it a long time ago, I didn't see it go away.
Park us here.
Now when is the uriner going to rush me down if I do that?
I would have done the uriner but I didn't see it.
But then I saw it was too far away
I don't think in like merely the middle of it unless it you just can't do it. You don't get the boons out of it
Also, there's just gonna do anything like this
Now you can you only a young get one it's like that's like I should say toss it you throw in the game. I mean what?
I think I get the heart item now.
Well I mean, I would be quite blind but the bad thing is that my gold spiker, I'm about
I think spike is gonna give me a good amount of fucking magic damage
What was that?
Huh?
What just happened?
My game is completely glitched, I mean that's just insane.
What do they do with the fucking bug that's happening?
I mean what are you talking about?
There was such a massive glitch.
Yes, I know a lot of bugs that happen in the game.
What do you mean by glitch?
I was being dragged into the ground.
What are you talking about?
Nobody does that shit in the game
Like I lost completely like Alice was in my character. I was the game dragged under the ground like what are you talking about?
Dude
Dude really again one one man old Billy
The arsenal is stop. He just stopped trying this game is over. Yeah, it is over to go. Did you
Our son just stopped trying and we can't fit together we've we've been trying to fight
with these guys just trolling.
Headed to York!
Dude, we should have forced fights when they don't have fucking, um...
Faggula, Faggula!
What the fuck is happening with these guys?
Where?
What?
Roger's still here.
Why did you just fight with that? I don't get it.
Oh, Durandal, I'm by myself and died.
I mean I'm at base, I'm being chased, I mean whatever you want.
Was that the base?
Oh, I'm in sense actually.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I need um...
I need advisors.
Nah, I don't sleep, because this app would be on the view of- Dude, I've been playing this game a lot, and I still make the mistake. It happens.
Like, the indicators are not very- like, it's not intuitive at all.
I play with two people, sometimes, and it happens to both of them, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
not gonna get one of them.
The 7 is a terrible laner, I mean, it's horrible for me to play with that.
landing wise I mean that was fucking insanely bad I mean I don't think we
I don't think we even saw one time the damage coming in from him coming from me
not one time it you guys just doing nothing
yeah runa
I'm gonna get the little boxers for sure.
My own fingers.
Yeah, I have bad win with Billy, but a lot of the games were bad and it's a very small
symbol size and also I don't really give a fuck if I'm losing games.
I mean, I play to get better at the game.
It is.
But there's some games that I play that I want to get better at.
I believe it's not bad at all.
Have you tried Mr. I feel like you would like them?
The iron has been dropped.
Solo ult all game, I mean four times this game.
That's what you guys are to me.
Dude, second.
What's working? It's working because they don't need it. If they needed it, they would not be working.
I mean you shouldn't be doing a play because it's oh dude like that's just a bad mindset
It's how you become a worst player
Hi
Graham, are you? Yeah
Off with him
a lot for three different ability. Yeah, I had a seven lane so seven is like the worst
lane in the games. Probably. Maybe we did absolutely nothing in it all time.
What the fuck is that on me?
What was that on my cooldowns?
Yeah, what was that?
I wasn't using this arm though. I mean, all my abilities are on cooldown.
Oh, I'll just...
Very fun.
I tried to find mid game as well. I tried to make these effect because Dynamo couldn't
melting me and he just wouldn't they would they would not fight they don't care
like I don't know why the fuck
yeah we're behind you were buying like so dumb like it's like it's it's gonna
is so irrelevant like early early early stages of the game it doesn't matter
like it can swing it away exactly yeah if they have like 15 by old like Dynamo
and he hasn't like he's already used it yeah you five like what the fuck
i'm just wrong but you're low rank and you don't shoot the game is against
sure
I didn't hear it, I'll pick some up.
I know.
Maybe I'll flash those when I stand right there.
No, no.
I'm gonna...
I'll close down.
It's an all-game.
He's a slain for his livens.
I think it's one of those various games.
Yeah, he's nothing.
It's his fifth ult.
Fifths of the ult in the game after 5 minutes.
The spirit error is way too high.
The guy's used his ult seven times in the evening.
but it doesn't work I don't know why I always say he's the one forcing it
Yeah, I think it's really dumb. It makes sense, but it makes the characters like that only like one ability again, like
Yeah, you know me
Yeah, I mean I just
So we have to stay out in maybe CCM, but I don't think it's a little he doesn't
Chassis lonely as fuck
Why is this army not killing me?
I have my Dracobot there.
This is not winnable. It has no winnable since it did anything.
I have Billy in my pool.
Is my water in the battle? I'm just trying to get rid of it.
What?
Yeah, I still got it.
No way.
Well, I mean, I'm not in the potline, but with you, I'm good bird.
maybe it's just your lane was bad but I don't understand like we literally
I'll kill you with the cream again
Look at what I've learned from this
You need to make a stand and stop them
They're just not in there, they're just not ready
I
Balance overdue
I mean, 7 Ult out of 8 is pretty crazy, I don't know.
Did you silver Ult one time?
Um, yeah, I should have been doing okay, but...
I think our 7 is a robot looking.
You think? Well...
No, I mean, I mean, he's a lot out of the bonus.
and
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thank you, thanks for coming.
No, it's okay.
Okay, I guess I'm gonna be giving it for a little bit.
I actually love playing this game.
I'll stream it, I'll stream it as a disaster.
All right, give it a buck.
Dude, give it, not a single,
not a single team fight, oh, does that ammo.
I'll meet you in the entire game, that's fucking crazy.
I
Do my worst at about a long shot. Yeah, but I check is all
They have a good you bought today you bought it before shame
Okay, thanks again I check thank you so much. I was the only chat
There was a lecture because that was fucking super fucking tired
Okay, they
Oh, they're not yet. Bye. See ya
I'll be looking out but I have to get into the mouth
I check
But yeah, there's more to it
He's always showing up, follows viewers, people, everybody else there
I check, push up
I'm ending, but yeah, I'm doing a little bit of game
I back out
until the next day
um I'll probably write like a
yeah I'll do a gs one
bye
you