Oh, sure.
Wait, we're live?
Oh, sure.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll put those shades on my boy.
Alright, you ready?
It's gonna be a rocky road.
Floor it.
Send it.
Oh my god, where's the power?
Can I see our face somewhere?
Where's the camera?
It comes in the back?
Holy shit.
Is that a turn?
Yeah, that was a good turn.
Now what?
Oh wait, he's up on the tree, right?
Yep.
I think, yeah, we got, yep, see, hole one.
Yeah, hole one.
And then, and where did we go now?
We stop right here.
You stop here?
Yep.
On the grass or not?
Nope, right here.
You park?
Yep.
And then you push all the way in the park.
That's the gas button.
W.
Holy.
All right.
Alrighty.
All right, all righty, yo, chat, chat, drip check, chat, give me, give me number 10,
give me number 10.
Hold on, hold on, it's going to load, it's going to load.
Okay, fair enough.
I got the, I got the, I got the, the, whatever the fuck, I can't, yo, does he, what are those?
Uh, I don't know.
Dude.
I don't know what to help.
Okay, hold on.
But I got the sketchers.
You already know with that every...
Already got the...
With the hot dog hat.
How do you think it's all of them?
Yes, sir.
You keep it on, bro.
Keep it on?
Yeah, you're going to grab your first thing, right?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I can't see how we're playing because I got a...
Okay, so we're, check this technology I got out here.
584, we'll show a chat here too.
We're sitting at 585 yards here.
The only thing that's gonna get us close to that
is a what?
Is a drive.
Yes sir.
A driver.
Yes sir.
Tiger Woods?
Bang.
You got the carot?
Orange?
Look at this thing.
Holy, you got your T?
No, do you have a tea?
I could, I could, how much, how much?
Look at the rubber tip, today's a swag.
Look at the rubber tip.
Holy, I need balls, I need balls.
Oh.
Remember the balls I said to put in your pocket?
Yeah, but I don't want to have balls in my pockets.
You're orange because carrot and I'm yellow.
Because.
Also we should start some shit with the old guys.
I should start drama here, dude.
So where, where's the hole?
So we're going to play from, see those are like good players,
which I know we're pretty good,
but we're going to play from up here.
Oh, we're in the wrong spot.
We got to play over there where the pussies play.
Let's go.
Come on guys.
On the mountain top?
Yeah, we're going over there.
Oh my God, bro, okay.
It's all good, it's all good.
Just keep the driver in your hand here.
Let's get it going.
Check that shit out.
Oh shit!
Careful you don't kill them.
So the front teeth are the lady teeth?
Yeah.
The ones behind it are the seniors.
The seniors?
And we're what?
We're the seniors.
No.
Yes.
We're seniors.
So why don't we play full course then?
We are playing full course.
This is it right here.
Okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
You're the one that has to stop.
Stop. Oh, watch the stop.
Oh, wait. What?
Huh?
Oh, market.
All right.
Oh, there is tees in here, by the way.
Oh, those are your tees.
Oh, those are classics.
All right.
OK.
These are the lady tees.
These are your tees.
We're playing from the blues.
All right.
Miller Chat, today we're doing a, well,
how many holes are we doing today?
Hopefully 18.
But from him swinging in the simulator yesterday,
it might actually be nine.
Nine what?
Holes.
Oh, nine holes.
Yeah.
Again, I know we do a friendly call, but one rule.
When I kick your ass, you cannot cry on stream.
You're not allowed.
So no crying it.
Okay, I won't cry.
Too easy.
That's the only rule.
Yeah, you can do it all, the crowd's it.
All right, I see it.
Can you do that?
I'll try, yeah, yeah, I'll try to do that.
Okay.
Now you're gonna go in between these.
Now how about you get your chat?
Not me, of course.
Where the ball is supposed to go?
So normally you would look over, you'd look in the golf cart and you'd see, but you see straight in front of us?
Yeah.
You want to go there because if you look, the flag is over there.
So you want to try to get a spot there so we can then move it left.
Wait, but what is golf over there?
That's the hole and you're going to get it there.
Remember how we were playing on the Nintendo Switch yesterday?
We went to the one spot to go to the green.
Yeah, so maybe I can get through the water.
Yo, I can do the water.
Yeah, yeah, you can do the water.
Okay, so here's my game plan, hit from here, over there, I'm probably not going to go far.
Another drive next to the hay bells, then I smoke it across the water.
With your three wood, you're thinking?
No, with the drive.
You don't use the driver here.
Yeah, but I smoke a drive, though, so I'm, you know, see, he's actually trying to make
me lose, is that crazy?
He's actually making me lose on my way.
I could use this many times I want, right?
Yeah, you could use anything you want that's in your bag.
OK, so let's start this up.
What were you at?
Nope.
Now really look at it.
Now what do you think where you would have to put it?
OK.
How far do you put it?
That's fine.
OK, so a good rule of thumb is that it will cover,
like, half the ball should go above the driver.
OK.
That's like a good rule.
Good luck.
OK, hold on, hold on.
You can give us some context though, like.
OK.
So like the rules, though, I don't want to cheat.
I want to have a real game.
Gotcha.
So here's the rules.
This is a very common thing in the golfing community
that we have something called a breakfast ball, which
means you are technically allowed to have a mulligan here.
What's that?
A mulligan is where we'll just forget it happened type shit.
Right?
So you're actually going to do two here
and you're going to pick the best one.
Really?
Yeah, because we get a breakfast ball.
We're hungry, okay?
But, we need to try to get it into that hole
in the least amount of strokes.
Okay.
That is golf.
Get it, my friend.
Okay, so do I angle myself to hit it more,
more on the left, right?
Cause I'm not gonna go that far.
She'll say like, you gotta angle it this way, right?
So imagine that is the flag.
Your feet are going to face where you're going.
Okay, well, I'm gonna go left then a little bit,
cause I know I'm not gonna make it over there.
Not a great idea.
I don't give a shit.
OK.
Good luck.
Bro, I'm going to make it to the water.
What was that?
I'm going to make it to the water.
So why bother going right if I'm going to go to the trees?
If I go left and I swing right like I said,
I'm going to go to the green.
I'm going to ask you a very simple physics question.
What happens to a ball when it lands when it has speed?
It rolls.
OK.
I'll never make it up to the goal.
Put a ball in my teeth.
Heard that.
All right, ready?
Yep, good luck.
That might allow you to do practice swings.
You can do practice swings and you get two balls here.
Hold on, hold on, practice swing.
That would have went by the way.
Mild.
Ready?
Yep.
Hold on.
First ball, here I go.
I'm actually gonna nervous.
Ready?
Nice.
So that one did a tree, right?
But it went, went, no?
It did go went, went.
But that's my breakfast.
That's your breakfast.
Oh, you gotta eat breakfast.
You gotta start the day off with the breakfast.
So you're scared of losing, cause I was right.
If I hit the ball to the left over there,
it would have curved down to the terrain.
I should have listened to myself.
I can't fucking believe it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, hit this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean in the go, in the world go for it.
Okay, true, okay, okay, true, but just one time please.
Fine.
Okay, you get one too, but on this whole after that, no more.
Fine.
Dude, I actually feel bad.
Okay, ready?
Yep.
Nice.
Good hit.
Oh my gosh.
Good hit.
Where's it going?
It's good.
It's in.
It's in the middle of the green.
Oh my god.
You're not beating that by the way.
Get your tea.
What are we, millionaires?
Get your tea.
All right.
Oh my god.
So where's my tips?
I just gave you a bunch of tips.
What do you want to be doing?
All right. Oh my god. So where's my tips? I just gave you a bunch of tips.
What you want to be doing? Aim at the water and it'll go to the right. Okay.
If you're good. Check. Tell me that wasn't an absolute hype. Dude, I went so hard.
It's okay, you got this.
Ooh!
Perfect center.
Nice shot.
And that is a great shot.
No breakfast ball.
Wait, that's actually good though.
Yeah.
No breakfast?
Zero.
Dude, just single breakfast?
I'm skipping today.
Okay, so...
I didn't see it, but...
we're, uh, we're, uh, diving on the fly.
Yeah, what's a good way?
No worry.
If you're really good at it, when we hit it,
if you can zoom up in the air, that'd be crazy.
That's insane.
You know what? It is super hard.
In victory, believe it.
No, I know it.
No, you're the goat. That's the thing.
Yo, we don't we don't look at the angles. Do you see where we shot right? I'm I'm like here. You're here
Yeah, I'm like, well, I'm like maybe like right here. All right, and look when you click look. Oh
Wow, okay. Yeah, kind of cool. Really? Yes, sir. Send it
Okay, come on
My bowl was pretty good though. No, I didn't see it. I don't think you did you did great
But that it actually went way better than I thought like I'm not getting like ten times better than I thought it would be
I mean the fact you in I mean I guess the wind really helped you there Joe wasn't thinking about the wind
I think you did a bit of a slice or something and then the wind yeah
That's a lot of good though
So the wind isn't well where's your breakfast ball go? Oh, it's in the water. Gotcha. Okay. There's your ball. Oh
My god, we're close
Dude Jesse and this is the etiquette of golf
You're gonna drive to on the sidewalk next to it and then we're gonna walk to it. Okay. Look at our balls
Dude, we're like ball, but they said some PGA level stuff though. Actually
Now we stop here. Yep, we stop right across it and then look Bing
What the hell it's the number? Oh my gosh, when the number went up
but what the hell
So the first ball is uh
What no, yeah, just easy water
That's 85 and then that's 32. That'd be 60. Roger. Where the heck is this guy going?
He hit the tree here, right? So I'm thinking. Now, it watered.
Did you find that ball though? My mom gave me that.
I'm sorry. We can't get it back.
Like, it's breakfast, remember?
Who's leaving their freaking, really?
Chat, say how it is, I think I'll waste the gold.
Should I drive this or what?
No, so let me think about it.
You just wanna hit over there, right?
No.
Yeah.
I wanna go to the green.
You wanna go to the green from here?
Yeah.
Okay, if you wanna go to the green.
Give me my three wood.
Her.
Caddy, three wood.
really bad three with me like we take off our socks and we put them back here
this has never even been used yet it's pristine holy crap wait is that my
three what that's your three one you're shooting it like a driver think of it
like the exact same just remember it's a little lower than the tee hmm you're
further than me did so you get to go first did you on the balls Jesse's ball
My ball.
Like the flag's right there?
Yeah, but you have to, you have to stay though.
Jesse, come on.
No, it's a great hit.
Like, look, we're so close.
You had a great hit.
You really did have a great hit.
I'm gonna go to seven iron here.
Yo, you go first because you're shorter.
Remember this thing where we were playing
Mario Golf or whatever?
No, the furthest away does it.
Oh, exactly, you're further.
You're further.
You're further!
No, you're further!
Brother, you are further to the goal!
Look where the flag is!
Look where you are!
Brother, mathematically, this is closer to the net than you are!
What's the math problem then?
Brother, look at the hypotenuse!
Where's the e-square?
You are the hypotenuse!
Really, bitch?
Yes, look!
Chad, who is it?
Yeah, I'm actually getting mad now.
Wait, wait, wait, no T?
Author, it?
No, you don't T.
You don't tea.
I, I, I, you're allowed, you're allowed.
The game starts getting weird here.
The game starts...
He's right.
Okay.
Alright, here it comes.
Come on, baby.
Let's go.
That's it.
You know what?
Chasey, I'm feeling good today.
That's our breakfast.
Cause this is shit.
I gotta take a drop.
That's the only place that's a lot of breakfast.
Jesse, this is shit.
You give me an out, do it again.
Well, I'm not, I'm not.
How about this?
Before you give me my breakfast, go hit your ball.
He's really gonna walk like that, really.
Ah, he caramba.
He's going with it with a three wood.
Let's see.
Oh.
Oh! See?
That's my bad.
Now I'm going to hit the ball.
Okay.
Look, you know, that looks good.
That looked good.
Oh no, that's good! Wait, look! Hold on!
That? Hey, you went about ten yards, bro. Okay, but no tee is hard though. Yeah. So I have to hit it again?
No, I'm taking my drop and I'm taking it over here unless...
Well, you can go ahead and hit again. I'm farther again, yeah. Go ahead it. I'm gonna go check if I'm actually...
So I'm what this is this is to strike come on come on come on. Okay
Why did it do that?
No, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't tell them stop stop
Yeah, ready washes oh
Oh my god, bang, bang, bang!
Where did it go?
I didn't even see it.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yo, it's...
Where is it?
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, where is it, though?
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, where is it, though?
It rolled in the right spot.
What the fuck?
Wait, my ball's in play.
rolled the right spot my balls in play my ball is in play
all right let me see I see
no dokes no no that's why I saw that line are you good
all right one of my add-a seven iron
just it's over you know we'll allow you to climb out by the way
He's already lost.
Look at this five-stroke to get out of here.
Oh, that's up in there.
Forget about it.
So you got it out of the pit.
And that's cart path.
Is that a bonus?
Nah, I'm in an okay spot.
Oh my god, we're so far.
Yeah, because we hit the ball really hard.
You want to run there?
Brother, I'm actually high, isn't it?
You want to run?
Okay, you gotta go fix your divot, by the way.
What?
You want to take a break?
Why don't you go tackle belt, tackle belt?
I know I still feel the tackle belt.
Tackle belt?
Well, you gotta go fix your divot, dude.
I thought I was gonna do it.
Oh, I gotta put it in?
Yeah, you gotta take this, go over to your divot,
and fix it.
And then once you pour it, stop on it.
Is that gardening?
What the heck?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know, you're good.
So do I put it back like a puzzle?
Oh I have a microphone on me.
Wait a second.
Do you guys hear me?
Like that?
I put some green?
No, put it back, I guess.
Yes.
Is that good?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, good.
Good shit, dude.
Thank you.
WX for fixing up the field.
That's golf etiquette.
You have to take care of the course.
Well, that's fun. I don't mind doing that.
That's fun.
You're allowed to divot.
A good shot with an iron always divots.
So how'd you gotta they get the angle right? I'm saying yeah, I'll put this here like this
Okay, I'm not kidding. My show is actually good. No, you're great. I just don't know where it went
So remember where you're shooting so you're shooting now
you
Chunked it so you shot two then you shot three it went two inches three and you shot four. No, so now you're shooting five
Welcome the Gulf dude. No, no, no, no, that's four
No you freaking like hit the ground and did some weird shit that's a that's a swing you
were going for it.
Chess 4.
You're swinging 5 bud.
It's out goes.
Wait when did I hit it?
You hit it and then you hit the ground and then you went low and then you hit it again
and then it went 5 feet ahead and then you hit.
The ground counts?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you're going to use a rule book then I'm going to rule book you then.
Good.
Stop me.
Right here?
Yeah I'll stop you.
Alright.
I had to get this car out of my way.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
I'll get the car out of your way.
Oh, oh, shit.
I was grabbing my stuff.
Oh, you want me to get the car out of the way?
You want to get the car out of the way?
It's like, she with.
All right.
Pretty easy shot here.
Seeing the winds kind of coming towards me.
Think a pitching wedge would get it right in my face.
You got to look at your finger to see where the wind is.
It's going to go.
I like a finger here.
Oh, oh, that's going this way.
That's a Southwest 2-meter second.
You want to know a cool trick?
What?
Look at the flag.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
So you want to hit it against it for real?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Are you just pitching it right up there?
A little bit of a chip?
Good luck, pal.
Good luck for my best friend.
Thank you.
They're saying good luck.
Thank you.
I stopped her.
Hit it.
You're looking same tonight as now, dude.
Weird, dude.
Fight, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
They're going the same.
Same trap, same trap, same trap.
Damn it.
Same trap.
Look at my ball, look at my ball.
Where's your, that's a good hit, dude.
Yeah, so what number are we taking?
You're shooting four.
Chat, I'm gonna try to lose this advice.
That's it, I need to.
At my same thing?
Oh wait, I'm not in the same.
I don't have a four.
Is that my blue?
No, you're shooting a four.
What?
Like you're shooting, you're on stroke four.
You should kitchen wedge this.
Really?
Yeah, and you're gonna kind of treat it like a putter,
except you're gonna snap it a little bit more.
Think of like a putter, right?
But instead of putting it like this,
you're gonna give it a little bit of bend and putt.
Okay, so a little bit of a chippy.
A little bit of a chippy.
Chases five, chases five.
Oh, you're on stroke 5.
What?
So 5?
I get a 5er?
Brother, do you understand what's happening?
No, but you said give him a 4 and he said give him a 5.
Let me explain what I'm saying.
This is what the numbers mean.
You, when you shot the driver, you were shooting 1.
Then you went, you missed, you shot 2, you missed.
Then you shot 3, it went 10 feet.
Then you shot 4, you got it over here.
We got it over here.
I need the numbers, but what number club?
This is a pitching wedge because it's less than like 90 yards, 100 yards, so get it
done.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
This guy, this fucking guy, is the numbers are getting in his head.
But this is hard though, like numbers.
Am I allowed to fix the grass next to it?
Nope.
Fuck off.
The only thing you can do is if you're on a route, you can move it.
Is that a route?
No.
Heard that.
It's gonna roll off if I do too hard.
You have a straight shot here.
like a putt with a little bit of a bend. Lock in. Sending your face to the flag.
Dude, it's gonna hit the grass. You got this.
I don't even... Don't kill it.
I'm scared. Okay, it's funny. You got this.
No! Okay. It's been connected a little. Yeah, but that's still a stretch. Now you're
Shitting six. Get it. No!
No! You got this. You got this.
Good. That might go right in the water.
No, it won't. Just stop. Just stop.
It's not bad.
You hungry already? W.
We can order food here stop pulling on widows
All right
Cool, dude. That's I'm actually matter. I'm shooting five at the sand trap
All right, let's go to eat. Oh, let's get out
If you win by rulebook, I'm gonna get like you can win my rulebook
You're pitching this as well and remember same same same yeah, and remember you're not trying to get in the hole
You're trying to get into a good next spot. I always try to get in the whole buddy
Got I'm describing my wedge thing
Oh my god, this is right next to the hole.
Bro, what's he shooting here?
He's shooting seven or eight.
I don't remember.
He's got this one.
Come on, we want him to do good so he plays more.
Not too hard, right?
Not too hard, not too hard.
Just a little chip.
No, no, just tell me, why are you watching?
Oh, I don't know, you want me to look away?
Okay, you're shooting at nine.
That's fine.
Nice.
No, it's not nice.
That is good, you're on the green.
I mean, it's on the green, right?
Fantastic.
Idiot.
It's still green.
That is.
Alright.
Let's see what you've done with the sand.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
No, I won't.
I'm getting set up.
I want to see you not cheat.
I'm getting the set up.
I want to see you pal.
This sand is not really sandy.
This is pretty sandy, but I'm going to pitching wedge it.
I would rather hit from the grass,
than from the...
This looks fine.
Yeah, I mean, this sand, it's pretty nice and compact.
Go, go, go.
I'm just pet you're wagging it. I'm not using a sandwich here. Go ahead. All right
Come on. Let's just get it up there. It's gonna go in the water
You were saying Jesse that's actually pretty ass I got it out of the sand hold on golf etiquette time
If you go into a sand trap
You must have it fixed because what the guy behind us?
Can't be getting his ball in footsteps.
If he is lightly dragged, get out of there, make it nice and smooth.
If there's an art to it, you want to try?
Yeah.
No, I'll do it when I go into the sand.
Okay, so you're going to be doing that a lot today.
Well, I'm just saying, if you go to the sand, you do this.
I'm going to do that.
Okay.
I don't have a putter.
I'll be back.
Can you get my putter too, please?
Desi, get my putter too, please.
Really? He's not going to get my putters?
I'll get my phones again!
And grab me a beer!
Oh, shut up.
And a sandwich!
Here you go. Why are you running like that?
Because I'm still energy.
Two years ago, Jesse would have died halfway through running that.
There would have been a trauma hawk in the air, but not today.
Well, man.
Today, I'm just short of breath.
This is going to the water, by the way.
No, it isn't.
I'm further than you, so I got a stroke.
You know, I'm on a stroke one, though.
Stroke eight?
Stroke six.
That's cap.
I'm on what?
I'm on.
You're like on 10.
Okay.
Look, I'm going to give you a little lesson here.
We must read the green.
We really got to understand what's going on here.
How are you ready?
Oh, you've been read that?
It's up there right a little bit with the wind and the bounce wing.
Okay, let me go for that.
I can't kill it.
If I'm playing Margoff, the arrows are going like this, then like that.
So down?
You see what's scary though? You go over. Yeah, you see behind the hole. It's down. Yeah
So it's a little scary
All right
Don't want to kill it about three golf balls to the right to it
That'll work. That'll work.
That'll work.
Kind of lousy, but...
Strike seven, I'll just get this in real quick before you hit.
I got you, bro.
No, no, no, it's not allowed.
Yeah, I'll just do it.
It's my turn.
Yep, I'm getting out of your way.
That's not a rulebook though.
You don't know how to...
You're gonna hit it wrong.
You know the strokes.
No, but you're gonna hit my freaking ball.
Yo, yo, yo, I'll give a shit. I'm a little referee call
We're very on call. Chat chat. How many penalty show is that? He's not allowed to do that, is he?
Yeah, no definitely. What the hell was that? I was being nice. I was being nice
Whatever bro, you want the flag in or out hold on
One, two, that it in, bang, bang, like this, like this,
like that, like that.
You want the flag getting around?
Now watch, I want the flag out, not only that.
Okay, so I'll have it in and then I'll pull it out for ya.
So a little bit to the left,
cause it's gonna down roll, right?
And eyes above it, eyes above it.
Small tap, not too much force, come on.
Got to pull it out.
For real life has more terrain resistance.
You missed.
I missed?
Yeah, yeah.
Flag out.
Flag out, hit it.
No!
Chad, what stroke are we on?
I'm having a, I can't really count that high.
I'm not gonna lie.
You want the flag in?
No.
Okay.
Oh.
Nice hit.
It's fine, bro.
It's a first hole.
Take your time.
It's fine.
Just get it in there.
Do the swag one.
No, I'm not going to do the swag one.
Nice hit.
Oh, but for real though.
You had a really good 3-1, you had your drive was good, you had a good idea with the drive.
And the ref's there.
No way!
Dude, you showed up, thank you.
What?
That was a clear penalty.
Yo, wait did I have a penalty?
That was a 15 shot penalty.
For me?
15 is what?
Oh my god, I knew it too.
I knew it too.
One second, rebuttal.
What if though, he shot and then hit my ball.
I technically being kind of nice by shooting it early. Hey, hey big boy big boy
We will cross that bridge when we get there. You talking to me. Yeah, I'm talking to you
So what are we sitting at what's the chat saying is the stroke right now
I got a I think I got an eight
This one's mine
Still got pepper on it, but it's all good. I'll say nice to this one. Oh, thanks
14-7 I got seven, but okay. I missed the ball with the stick. Is that come as a shot? No, no, no, it's a fake shot
It took out a ginormous did it
Okay, okay, let's say let's say you want a tournament though. Like you're like a that would be a stroke
Okay, then we'll play like that. Yeah
Because because it ought to damn to if you happen to me happen to him, you know
WK. WK'd and I call them Wade.
L. O. Jesse WK'd.
Really? Dude!
Look what he brought us.
Is that a V1?
Yeah. What's a V1? It's even better.
It has more letters on it.
My chat. I don't see a chat right here.
Thank you by the way. I'll shoot that. Wait let me see it.
Oh my God, I gave you the golden ball.
What's your vice, too?
It's got one of the front covers.
Oh, is that it?
Cool.
Bang.
WK8.
Just clip it off.
I didn't even know K8 was showing up.
That just threw me off.
No one.
Once I could tell, I just couldn't really mark it.
Keep in mind, they can hear you even when you're up there.
Good shit, though.
Like, genuinely, like.
That was good.
I think my putting was going to be easier.
Even with all, like, it was a little.
Oh, what was your position?
Oh, he's winning by double, but I...
Like, you think about this, though.
You're gonna do a bunch of those whiffs,
and it is what it is, but the shots that you hit,
I'm proud of you.
Oh, thank you, man.
It's a good shot.
Now, give me a sip of that beer.
Yeah, hit it, bro.
And now we have to do it.
Great.
Yeah.
Well, it's kind of mutated, though,
because I've had it like three times already.
So it's the kind that they don't know about yet.
I might need a new jab.
It's called Greek.
Greek will not be happy about that.
We're supposed to get Greek here, but ever since that incident,
I don't think that'll happen.
Yeah, and Greek was supposed to, but then he's, I don't know,
some of it about the animals and the spears.
Oh, that thing, yeah, we don't like about that.
Especially now with Cade around.
He won't like that very much.
Oh.
So Cade is, is he our caddy-daddy?
Is that what we're going on?
Listen, he will play the role that he wants to play.
Mmm.
You know what I mean?
Holy.
He should give us a low key though.
Show us how it's done before so we know what to do and we can just copy him.
Gotcha.
Well, I mean, I copy him.
So Kate just plays with us?
Yeah, but he's not going to be on the sheet or whatever, because come on, bro.
Yeah, but he'll just be there.
He'll be there as like when you go in, you play Mario Kart and
you want to watch the world record.
Yeah.
And you're seeing the ghost.
And then you try to copy with it.
Yeah.
Just like 10s in the prejudice room on a Colbex or something.
Yeah, and you spit on me.
Really?
Yeah.
Dude, you just like that?
Wait wait wait wait, we went that whole, it's a two.
Yeah but look, you see the T's?
So like those are the good T's
and we gotta go to pretty much the furthest T's park.
We gotta keep going to the noob spot.
Aw, I know camera can't look
because there's a beautiful dog over there.
Don't put the camera, don't put the camera.
Hold it up.
All right, I think these are our T's
because our T's are three.
We're shooting from the blues, you'll see a blue on it.
And there's a blue on his head.
Yeah, keep it going.
Keep it going.
Keep trucking, pal.
Come on.
Keep trucking.
Yeah, keep it going.
Those are green.
Keep it going.
So how many colors are there?
Like, why are we so new?
I think this is it.
Over shift.
We're pretty much shit at the game, essentially.
And we don't really know how to play it.
I'm pretty sure.
Are we not?
Cade stopped.
Uh-oh.
Cade's hit the river.
Hold on.
I got you.
There's a way to reverse this.
Hold on, ready?
Ready.
Hold on.
Hit it.
You're good.
You're just left and right forever.
You're good.
It should be this one.
You're good.
I feel like...
All right, here we go.
What's up?
I think it's like the last T-Box.
There's no more T-Boxes up there.
Is this the lady T's?
Really?
This is the lady T's.
Oh, so that's the senior T's.
Yeah.
You want to play lady T's or senior T's?
Well, I mean, we can be playing the lady T's, right?
Let's call it the front T's.
Yeah, this is the front T's.
All right.
What a shit thing.
I can't make up my mind on this.
I'm looking at you seriously.
That might be bad for that.
No, we don't need to eat.
Oh, we don't want to eat.
We need to eat.
Yeah, you need a tea on this one.
First strike yet.
Okay, so we are sitting.
They said the big T.
No, some people say ladies.
If you don't wear a split on that,
let's just go man T.
Man T.
I'm not afraid of that.
All right, do you have the man T?
And you're gonna hit with us
because you're like, have you ever played Mario Kart?
Yes.
So you know when you're trying to get the record
in Mario Kart, but you got to watch the ghost first
that has the world record?
Correct.
I love it. Okay cool. Fair enough.
So do you want to go from this one? Yeah.
Also is that Korean at all?
No, this is the same one you have. The same brand.
Really? Yeah.
Yo, WCell's fish.
I never got to do that.
Alright, well.
Ken, so
where is the net?
So if you can see there's a white flag
way out there by the house on the right
to the left, there's the white flag.
Yeah, that's where we're going bang. Okay. Yeah in the air. It's doing one of these so so where would you be aiming?
I would say so I don't hit the tree on the left and don't go in the sand on the right
I'm gonna go right at the orange building
Okay, yeah, okay, okay
Okay, I'm gonna do that too me same I
Was gonna do that anyway. That's what I was totally thinking I do
Holy emerald. He's got the emerald. Yeah, really
I made noise.
You have no idea.
I'm not going to make a noise, Mack.
Yo.
Oh, no.
Oh, there's a little bit of a stinger, but it's good.
They went right where you wanted.
Yeah.
It was a little bit of a stinger, but it's good.
It went right where you wanted it.
Is that possible sand trapping thing?
No, no, no.
It's good.
I just topped it.
I think I saw it land baby crabs.
It's honestly right in line with you.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
You might be able to see it.
Is this a little dot there?
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Wow.
So since I played better than you, asshole, I get to go before you.
It's all good.
That's golf etiquette.
So it's good because now I get an example of what you're doing, what not to do, I just
got to go to the middle somewhere.
No, I mean really I'll miss the ball
That's really high by the way, it's really high on the tee. Okay, I wouldn't do that. How are you? No good thing
I'm not you. I got to learn focus
That's good, that's good Jesse you didn't left your right. You're right good. I didn't do the twisty didn't do the twisty
But it went straight.
Yep.
You're really far from the tee.
Where's the tee?
You should go in between.
Yeah, sounds good.
Yeah, we'll be here all day anyway, it's all good.
How do you think he got the joke?
No.
He didn't get it.
He ain't messing around.
You got the joke, right?
He ain't messing around no monkey business, huh?
You got the joke though, right?
Yeah, that was a good joke.
Okay.
Just making sure at least we get a hitter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna hit the ball, I'm gonna hit a joke.
I mean, at least the joke hit,
you're definitely not hitting the ball.
Oh no.
I think you're, oh wait, no, that's yours.
Look at the way he runs though, he's so fast.
Very athletic.
So I didn't do the twisty?
No, I barely hit the ball.
But it did roll quite a bit.
So when I'm coming back, oh, he's got the Seeker weapon.
I really have to do the twisty.
You gotta get the twist.
You gotta, the twist is that,
it won't mess with my shot or nothing.
No, not really.
Okay.
that. So what Jesse said, he said about half the ball at the tip, correct.
See, because of the wind and all that, and because of how
long my shot is, I shouldn't be doing that, but I aim to
let the little bit. That's fine.
All right.
Just focus, dude.
So you're really going to laugh at me when you're going to be doing something like this
in front of Cade.
Now for the real shot.
Remember to keep your feet there.
Just twist on the right foot.
That was pretty good.
Nice hit.
That was so good.
I might hit the cart.
That was awesome.
It all went down to the path.
It will.
But, I'm not, I'm not being with it.
And remember this is another etiquette.
If you think your ball is going to hit someone scream four.
Four, so they hear it.
All right, I'm going to have to grab a three wood here.
All right, Chad.
Just for the people to know, it's right above the hill
and it went downwards, down the slope.
That front hill right there?
So about a few feet from Cades ball.
Two feet.
Okay.
And we're close to your Cades ball.
Oh, Jesse, you're not allowed to go.
Why?
Because you've got to hit your garden ball.
Ha ha ha.
We'll wait for you, though.
We'll wait for you.
I don't think this guy knows what a three wood can do.
Quite yet.
I'll go this way, sorry.
You're caged.
Yes, thank you.
Oh, I forgot it.
There ain't water in front of me, right?
There's no water.
No.
No water.
I'm going to go, I have to do some gardening over there.
No, I'm going to div it.
I'll do a hundred percent, okay.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Bang! Bang!
Like, why is he so happy that I missed? Like...
He's not one of the same team.
Alright, that's it.
Nah, it's just pissing me off.
Nice!
That's not bad.
That's pretty good.
They had an instant replay of that.
Over? Over?
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
It's rolling, dude.
So we'll be at the same height, but different latitude.
What?
I got a...
The instant replay of this first hit.
Really?
Yeah.
Yo!
No, you did a replay on me?
No!
That's good course management, man.
Give me the gardening tool.
I'll do it in a second.
I'll do it like this.
I gotta get the divider.
Jesse, we'll do some gardening, though, which is nice.
There we are.
Let's get exercise, too.
We're gonna make our juicer stronger.
All right, cool.
Cool. Are you guys liking it, Chad?
How y'all liking it?
Is this what's up?
Is that good?
Fun.
That was the moat, no?
Just pull it out like you had it.
That was a moat.
How do you call a piece of grass?
A divot.
Oh, a divot?
Yeah.
Mmm, not good with the driver, but good with everything else.
Okay.
I did it.
I just thought, oh, we have to step on it.
Yeah.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's my signature divot.
It's the one that you don't stomp on.
I swear I'll do it.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm out of breath.
Just breathe.
Watch out for that.
You're about to run over that.
Now what?
Spike strips?
That'd be, yeah.
I'm like a little bit to the left of it. I'm past it.
We're both past it. I'm also at the same height.
It's just different sideways.
Yeah, my three would did not do what I wanted it to do.
I was supposed to smash and really go towards the flag,
but I ended up hooking it.
I hit it on the close left of it and it went right.
So, L.
So, we should be right here, right?
Yeah, there I am.
Okay, that's so that's yours. I go first. Mine's right there though. Yeah, I go first
Oh, I think we do oh, we should go up a little bit because if we miss it
I
Think we're gonna get a little bit of heck just send me in the head you can drive in the grass
Oh, you can drive in the grass cages said. Yeah, look that's right. I thought you couldn't do it on good. Whoa
Oh
No, I thought you couldn't do it on good courses. Okay?
Let me just check my yardage here real quick
Yeah, now Kate I should I drive this use the use the three would three would yeah
Yeah, I use on the other one. Yo X what can you get the yardage for this?
Open bang
Click it right on the flag the baton
Do it which way
This way. The button on?
Yeah, press the button on the top.
Yeah, and lock in. You gotta lock in.
Wait, that's settings? That's power?
Yeah, press the orange button on the top.
It's power though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay.
I don't need to see the flag.
Put it up to your eye, yeah.
I don't see the flag though.
Okay, bro, I mean, I'm not trying to be weird, but...
Where's the flag? Actually though, it's...
Right in front of you.
It's right there, right there.
You see the underweight flak?
Yeah, it's right...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It's going to be the surrender flag that you're waving after the game.
Yeah, I was going to scare with him.
Oh, good one dude.
I can't believe he doesn't even know.
You don't know what the hell is going on.
He's on his knees there too.
Same.
Caught it.
Oh man.
Any tips for the three wood here?
Why I hooked it?
I would try to say,
if you try to keep it further up in your stance.
Yo, that's a hundred and sixty.
Kind of further up in your stance like that.
This is just a really hard one.
Let's do this more like,
or more like a driver stance.
More like a driver.
So let's hit it like this then.
And then just try to have fun, right?
Exactly.
Okay, gotcha.
Gotcha.
So we're just gonna go like this.
Okay.
Keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling,
keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling.
That's not good.
Take that.
So he's doing the roll strat.
Yeah.
And one of these?
No.
out the club twirl. Well when I started getting the English in it.
What? No spin it in your left hand.
Did I do it?
Um.
Did I do it like this? Yeah, that's bad.
Kate, who did it better? Me or him? You did. He said I did it better.
Yeah, right. Now do this.
Hold up.
I'll drive up there a little bit.
I don't even see his ball.
I don't know what's over the hill though.
Oh, it's gold, that's why.
Yeah, he played the golden one.
I gotta go left.
What the hell is my...
What am I...what?
My Apple Watch is telling me about a football game coming up.
Okay, I don't like the way, ugh,
it's gonna go to the sand, it's over chat.
Oh, here's a strategy here by the way.
I know for a fact, if I go there, it's sand,
if I go there, it's off course.
I'm gonna hit the jump like a bike.
Hit the jump, bang, it'll snap up.
You got any idea?
I mean, I think you got the right idea.
Kade, what do you think?
Yeah, fuck about what you said Jesse
Yo, I think I think I hit the job try to be a max it
Yeah, okay. Yeah exactly easy. I went to some strategy
Centers I see he's got the boy has that
I haven't seen something like this
Bnx look it's gonna roll this
Nice. Oh, it's in the beach. Did you got in the sand trap dude?
nice
No
Ew, I was saying I was saying get out. No, but I gave you a high five. That's crazy
But I get earlier
It's easier for me to hit it from the sand than from the grass. That's hard. I have a hard time with the hard grass
Yeah, now watch this next hole motherfucker. That's why they call it a hazard because it's easier. Yeah
Oh, oh, so we drive on we just can't drive at the green I guess I thought we could you could drive up here
Okay, well, I didn't want to be rude
Look at the W etiquette from last time.
Yeah, it's real, yeah.
It's not playing with us there.
All right, you're hitting again.
Look at that golden ball shimmering in the sand.
Beautiful.
But it's better than the grass.
Now watch this.
See how many we're at.
We're so bad.
Okay, what are we thinking here?
This is a tough shot.
Really tough shot.
Just because, like, you won't be standing in the sand,
but your ball is in the sand.
So what about?
No, but it's got like a T though.
I was going to say, that's a very unique vibe.
Look at this position.
Now what stick?
Let's hit seven.
Seven?
Seven.
Yeah, I'm using an A to I, that makes sense.
All right, perfect.
Let's go.
Seven.
Good one.
Bang.
And you're probably right next to him.
Yeah, I was using an A.
I was using something, seven.
That makes sense there.
Yeah, it makes sense.
He has a really tricky shot, because it's
It's like in somebody's old footprint, but it's not.
Yeah, but he's saying that he's easier from the sand.
It's easier in the sand.
I didn't even know that.
That's a hot take.
I didn't know that.
See, look, you should give him a penalty for touching it.
I want to really wedge it, right?
Do I really wedge it?
Hold on.
Back?
I'm out.
I really wedge this.
I'm out.
I really do.
You do not touch the sand with your wedge,
or it's a penalty.
Plus one stroke.
It is a penalty.
I can confirm.
Really?
Yeah.
But why not, though?
It's just a hazard, yeah.
It's a hazard.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever, I get it.
It's a stroke, blah, blah, blah.
Nice.
That was pretty nice.
That'll work.
It's actually going to get a lot better.
And you're getting, you're getting carpac.
Roll.
Nah.
Right next to me.
Next to the green right next to mine. Yeah, we're good. So you did what a one. I'm on four one
I'm on how many was that that was three right that was three with the penalty use for
Alrighty it's time you're really gonna stretch it. Let's hit a good shot here
Come on we want a flat face. Oh the sand one of these little sideways step
Lock in
Yes, what do you mean? Yes, I didn't go in fan nice kick. Nice job. Thanks fist bump. W
Yeah. W.
That's actually really good braking skills.
Good. Good stuff, Axe.
Yep.
That's a nice sand job right there.
Yeah. Very good.
Good etiquette. I like that.
Yeah.
Very good.
I like doing the divot better, personally.
Mmm. Well, there's an even different type of divot, and I have the tool for it
But if we land on the green really hard like a meteor
Yeah, there's a divot tool that fixes that to to make it flat again. Oh wow. Yeah, we're literally just
I'll buy any of this landscapers also chat told me that um, you want a good teacher
You didn't tell me how to do the stomp strat. Oh
Because I don't do it actually
Because I actually use a pitching wedge like how you how you hit it
Like I float above the ball and then I pitch a wedge because I suck at using a sandwich. Oh
Yeah, I've been stomping the divot in whose balls this
Wait a minute was that his yeah, and me and him. It's me and him. Is that your driver? Yeah
Yep, sure is shut your car off. So that message on the screen. We got too close to the green now
We have to get back on the sidewall. Gotcha. We're too close. I
Got this amount of here
Watch out X really you're gonna need the beat
It sounds kind of like a, all right.
So I'm at a pitching wedge and I'll grab my set.
So grab your blanching wedge and your putter so we don't have to walk back twice.
Which one's that?
Is that the blue?
The one with the P and the one with the putter.
Sound cool?
Dude, that was Cage Driver by the way and it's further than all of us.
That was his first shot.
Yes
We'll get there though. We will to like tomorrow more these course whatever you go around the country ever
Yeah, I'm back. It'll be like that. Well, we gotta go to Scotland. That's the original place. Okay. It's gotta come
I just gone stream
All right
Send it boy
Yeah, that's me. Okay, that's me
Oh
Again, how do you call that that the grass is that that's the rough the rough they go. Yeah, the rough
Is there another one? It's like even rougher
No, it's pretty much all rough
Okay, I guess there's like fescue like that bush is probably
Fescue. Oh, that's tough. Yeah, you don't want to go in there
Pretty flat green
Yeah, you want to get it up. Yeah, just wanna get up on my boy
You want to say obviously lower than the tree too?
Mmm. I don't wanna kind of squeeze it
I don't care. It's fine. It's fine. You know what? I thought it was going to be terrible.
And actually not being pretty doggy. I always shut up and I always look at this
X. Bad golfer was sitting here. You see this?
Couldn't be me. Terrible. I wouldn't have done that. Very mean. And that's what
What's Cade's gonna do?
That's the remnants.
Look.
This.
W Golf Etiquette and then you slam.
Even Cade slams.
Dude, you know what?
Now think about it.
New company.
We have these little, like a little pocket thing and it has that divot sand in it and
it dispensers.
Or what about a shoe with it?
Dude!
Come on.
You put it on it and it, it was off the back.
Holy.
That would be sick.
Oh, I'm in such a weird little, yeah, you are in a weird spot.
I'll be fine if I do it right.
Absolutely.
Okay.
I think it's bad that I do that, but I end up always striking more right, and I end
up, I have to strike left on purpose.
I want to be a straight shooter, you know?
Yeah.
Like, how do I correct that?
Try to stand a little bit closer to it, kept to the ball, and try to have your hands a
little higher up.
When they're so low like this, your swing works in a big circle.
We want it to go a little more up and down.
Come on.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
Not too hard, right?
Or a hard?
Yeah.
No.
I'll do it harder as I can.
I probably can't do it.
No, don't do it as hard as you can.
You'll hit it good if you do.
Nice.
Too hard.
It rolled, though.
Nice try, though.
You got it off the ground.
didn't hit the ground. Hey, it's okay. Another thing you can do too, and at least
that's what I was doing is you can use just a seven. Yeah. And just put it up
there. Okay. With a seven because it's a neutral club. Yeah. Okay. Absolutely. W.
All right, Kade. All you. All right. He's swinging too. This is a second shot on a
par four correct? Correct. Lock in.
I'm gonna get his feet together like that, feet together, look at that, bang, oh my god.
Stop.
Beautiful shot, Cade.
It's nice, it's nice, yeah, it's not bad, it's not bad, yeah it's not bad at all.
I believe he's further, that means he goes first, yeah, can I hear anything?
Yeah, I'll come with you.
Have you been on these little ones?
I've been standing here for two days already, I thought you'd built my entire life on them.
Oh man. No, that's all good.
I washed the shirt.
This is the key lime pie.
I did the reveal.
He's got a key lime pie, bro.
Bowser feet.
Bowser feet shoes.
Look at his leg.
It's glow in the dark.
Jesus.
Yo, what up, dude?
You're doing great. With this?
Is it really this you're using a seven? Yeah, it's not a pitching wedge. No, that's that's your picture. That's my P
Yeah
It's memory remember you're not like this small boost seats like that. Yeah, think of it more like a putt to remember
This is the center. This is the center. So you want to be like this where you're with your feet
There you go. I guess yeah, and then make sure that club face is facing the actual flag as to face the flag
There you go. Okay, bang. Yep
Come on.
Enti?
It's my shot again though.
No, it was straight.
It's because I don't want to putt it.
So I thought the closer the enemies go in.
Look, you're really realistically...
You're trying to hit it like here.
See where I'm at?
Yo.
What's up?
You want to hit like here.
Okay. Ready?
Nice. Nice.
Hit that. So pretty good.
You have a weird shot.
That's nice. That might even be weird.
It's not terrible, but watch this.
It's crazy how just a little bit of force works like nothing. This is it? Okay. I'll keep proximity with you the whole time then.
Okay, Roger that.
Okay, this is kind of hard.
So try to keep your feet really close together, okay?
Heard that, Cade?
Yeah.
And by the way, this is why I got all my score back.
Why didn't he mess this up so bad?
I like it.
Told you.
This is the biggest comeback in the history of golf.
Now he just pissed me off, let me lock in.
Oh my god, Jesse!
Swing a lot harder guys.
Now aim more over there.
Wait a minute.
No, no, we're going that way by that.
Forget it, but forget what I said.
We're going that way.
That way.
Front.
That's it.
Hi, eyes!
My eyes!
Uh-oh.
Warped accident.
We're good.
Really?
Yeah.
So, you did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
You did it?
Yeah.
So did he swung?
He did swung.
That's a stroke.
He might never get out of the back.
I got to figure this out.
Open the face more.
Turn it to the right.
Hey!
Oh my god.
Actually, no penalty.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, no penalty.
No, no, no.
Get out.
Actually not a penalty.
It's not a penalty?
No it is.
Fuck! That means I can drop?
No.
Fuck!
You have to hit it from the airport.
Dude, I'm fucking this whole sand trap up, man.
Point the face more open to the sky.
Point the club to the sky.
Yeah.
It's swinging really hard.
My eyes!
It's done.
It's been done.
Okay, you get one fucking hole
Yeah, that's what you get that's what you get
That's what you get. No, it wasn't a cent. It was a shot was so terrible after my eyes. I got it. I got it
This is this is a
This is what I get.
Now, we got a pump, kid.
Dude, you've got like three extra penalties.
Yeah, but we only had a problem though.
We only have brakes here.
We need a shovel to shovel down the sand.
Oh, shut up.
We had to go to the foot office.
Oh, shut up.
I'll get a nice rake job here.
Let's get it nice and level.
Push a little forward.
Let's get some level.
Beautiful.
Little sand over here.
Ever heard anybody?
Beautiful.
I'll even get these footsteps.
We did these, I don't know.
Yeah, rig that sand, boy.
Shut your ass up.
Tiger Woods wouldn't be looking ass.
But if Tiger Woods was here,
he'd be at like, what, like whole setting?
Yeah, he'd be gone.
And he would've gotten an eagle, a birdie.
He'd all be in the lounge with his cigar,
but I'll get all ready for sure.
My putter!
I almost forgot.
Don't worry about the putter, you don't need that.
Shut up.
I'm sandbagging right now.
It's making me feel better, because I'm a good friend.
That's what I do.
Okay.
I'm using a sand wedge on this course.
Who's Tiger Twigs?
You.
That's me?
Hmm.
Now, if it makes its spot, I'll be actually...
That is just straight up.
It's not...
It looks like an easy shove, but it's slashing.
Should slant to the right a little bit.
Thinking like this?
You need to aim a little left, yeah.
Thank you, Caddy Daddy.
Did you see it go off the ground?
Yeah.
Why did it do that?
Because you hit down on it.
It's got to be a little more level.
Is it his fault?
Yeah.
OK, cool.
But you know what, though?
It's actually Greek's fault.
The um, I thought it was a bad shot and actually,
now I need to really about the game, the rolling game is a crazy thing.
Yeah, it is.
The rolling game is it really got there.
Doesn't get affected by the wind either.
How many strokes on my eye?
No cloning.
I'm farthest, right?
Tons.
No way you just said tons.
I think you had three penalty shots.
But we're maxing right?
Now we're not.
Now wash this putt.
Yeah.
So okay, you're fine.
What?
Oh god, K is doing the math.
Oh no.
I think like seven.
Nice shot, dude.
Okay.
That doesn't look too good, but I swear it's exactly what I wanted to go, but I thought
it would roll because of the slant.
I agree.
So it was accurate in my world.
Yeah, but like say you don't hit it as hard, it would go in.
Okay.
That, that may, because now the slant.
And it slows down and hits the slant.
Oh, true.
Turn radius type thing.
This year, you're shooting three, right?
Yeah.
birdie. Yeah. Alright, get it. Okay.
Nice putt, though. I'm impressed that they got this close. Nice par. See, okay,
hold on, everybody. Golf etiquette time. This is what we call a gimme. And you
You wonder why?
Because if you put down a club, yeah, if it goes up to, let's say it's here, it doesn't
matter.
Say it was here.
Tell him how it is.
I know you're not about it.
Gimme.
Am I right?
You're right.
W. Really?
Wait, so you're not gonna have to hit it?
If it's that close, it's a gimme.
He was just a nice person and gave it to me.
Exactly.
Oh, you gave it to him.
Yeah, it's a golf etiquette thing, that's a, all right, that's a gimme, you're a guaranteed
mate.
You're good, yeah.
Yeah, but I also know pro golf etiquette.
And you never give me a shot.
You never give me, give me.
Never do that shit to me ever again.
You don't give me anything.
I earn my shots.
And this means war then, starting now.
Now, miss the putt.
Don't you dare give it to him.
You're not giving it to him.
Hold on, let me check.
No, no.
You can't give it to yourself, Gimmie.
That's not a Gimmie.
Oh, oh, I see the metal.
Yes.
But also, it has to...
What are you talking about, Siri?
No, he's using his phone as a line.
No, I'm not.
I'm reading a jet.
Oh, really?
He's got a level on his phone.
Nice try.
I fell down.
Are you okay?
No, no, no.
I fell down.
I was just trying to get a little bit closer.
Nice try.
I fell down.
No, you okay?
No, no, no, I fell down.
I wasn't...
Well, that's the thing, a putter has a lower iron,
you gotta check with the club.
So it might be a real gamey, hold on.
No, your dog shit, bro.
You know, you don't even log-talk shit
until you hit the bulldo.
No.
All right.
Take the egg off that.
I'm scared of the flag.
You can take it out.
Alright, you're good.
Give me!
That's a good one.
You're good.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Okay, no you can't oarowock a gimme dude.
No, that was insane.
Don't forget your phone.
Nice shot.
Don't forget your phone.
And the ball.
Don't forget your pride.
Late a bit.
Don't forget the sand.
You missed some over there.
No, but there's some on you too.
Can you take it off and put it in?
No.
It's on the top of your hat.
We can't take, we can't steal that sand.
Also, I have a few professionals in chat.
You can't, all the mistakes you made.
And I didn't want to say it
because I didn't want to be weird.
Your clubs were hitting the sand almost every shot.
That's one stroke per sand hit.
Chat?
Okay, hold on.
Chat?
True.
But I would have had to run all the way back
and get my sandwich.
So I was technically just trying to keep the flow
of your stream good.
So, fuck you.
Is he muted the way?
Is he disemuted?
Because I can't hear him.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna mute whenever you can.
Bowser feet, key lime pipe pants, shetcho ass.
That's how well you can never.
You do look good though, I won't lie.
Thank you, you too man.
And the blue with the shoes matches the shirt.
And also, I love you.
Yeah, we need to send the camera shot.
It's gonna go black for a second there.
Also...
That was what it did, it's because he's not...
No, no, no, that's good. That's actually being broadcast for a little.
Look, he's doing good.
He's doing great.
He really is.
For not never doing this or nothing, this is really good.
Okay, my phone's dead.
Dude, this phone sucks.
My phone's by the two.
Really?
I love you too, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Ready for this?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god, it was turned on.
Yeah.
This ain't golf, just refreshing.
Now you're out in the golf court.
Oh, there's some refreshing air and then this kind of air too.
Let me get a little bit of this.
Yeah, you got to use a bathroom or anything.
Yeah, you put your foot up too.
Let's stop playing with us.
You can go ahead, sir.
No, no, no, I feel thank you.
You're welcome.
Good.
Okay.
Wait, what's it?
Oh, wait, wait. Oh, I was trying though. Yeah, he was because we're sitting. Oh, I thought it was about. Oh, yeah
You put your knees up you just kind of vibe like this. Yeah
Now you can use you can use the rain triner from this one CFR it is you want to try it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go up to the the tee and then you got to do really good aim on the flag and then tell me the yardage here for me
And I'm gonna give you a cool tee no go to the tees
Those are the front teeth the men's ones who doesn't the front teeth
That's it though.
Which ones?
Those.
Did you lock onto the flag?
Yep.
I'll do it again because it's here though.
You got this.
Lock in.
Look at that.
130.
Here's an iron tee.
You're going to be using this for this because you're going to be using an iron.
The way you use this, look.
But I want to drive though because I need the distance. He actually does okay
See me and Kate are on this okay fine, then it's me and Victor
Yeah, that has that no, what was the what was the yardage again 130?
Is there pulp in this um
Is that normal? There's pulp in there.
There's pulp in the what?
In the corona.
Oh, it's my spit.
No, yeah, it is.
It's just the lime and it's getting all mixed up.
Oh.
I got rid of it.
I'm not enjoying it.
I'm just getting a little sip.
You just have a little taste.
Yeah, it's a tiny little taste.
Just before it takes a victory, you know?
Yeah, it helps digest it a little bit.
I don't know if you'll be tasting victory.
Definitely gonna be tasting the corona
Yeah, they'll be taking a little bit of sand over there, too. You did better than me on this hole. I'm pretty sure yo
Yeah, so you get to go first, but honestly he gets to go first. Yeah, we need to watch yeah for all
And he also beat us. Let's be honest be part of that
Yeah, I'm saying back in just that he feels that's what I was doing for you
Really? Yeah
Now you play the real game. This is the real this is the first real hole by the way. I'm done. Oh
Oh, we need to move out. Look that is water. Yeah, you'll be okay. Yeah, I saw the water
Scary, okay
You getting the stuff you need water
I'm good. Thank you man. Yeah. Yeah. I
So I just need to study this a little bit. No
Oh my god, beautiful head cave stop where's it landing there?
A bad kick though.
Oh, bad kick.
Bad kick.
Good distance, bad kick.
Yeah, it was a great height.
Is the ball on the left there?
Left, yep.
Just barely on the left.
Oh, and it landed and it went sideways?
Yeah, I did it like a bad kick to the left.
So how did you do that?
How did you fix the kick?
That was the hill.
You know, I can't change the hill.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You can't change that.
Because when you play a PGA golf or whatever, you spin the ball in the air.
You click, you gotta spam A.
You spam, spam, spam.
Yeah, you gotta spam that.
Yeah, good luck buddy, you got this.
Just careful of that water.
Now in between the rocks, right?
Wait, you're driving, driving this.
Dude, I need to make it over there.
OK.
Also, what I'm aiming for, I'm going
to give you a straight ahead of time so that you know.
I'm hitting.
I'm aiming at the cart.
Because my shots always hit about 30 degrees to the right.
You're aiming at the cart.
I have to.
Now, if I hit the guy, right?
Then we're banned from all courses forever.
But I know how I hit the ball,
and it will never even go in the direction.
Just get ready to save four if you have to,
and you have to yell it.
Okay.
You know what you should have?
On the course, you should have like a Wi-Fi,
like you know the next hole,
and it has like a little token, and it vibrates.
Letting you know.
If somebody presses it, everybody gets a buzzer.
Like a life alert, but for golf.
Yeah, W.
watch this come on, come on, come on
good stance
well he remembered to turn his body
he's forgetting
he has to turn his body
oh he did it, he did it
you might hit this good
yeah you could, it's good here
okay
He's actually playing like Mario Golf.
Oh!
And all that for this.
Was it a hit?
Is that me?
Yes.
Bro, you're moving around like it's Mario Golf, like you're like doing like holding left
stick.
Like what the hell is going on here?
Okay.
I'm correcting my movement.
Hold on.
No!
That's not my shot.
It even hit.
I mean you made it pretty.
You made it pretty far though, look!
You made it!
Dude, that's a really good, that's a fucking joke!
Teed up higher, teed up higher!
I was best at acting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you, you don't have to teed up in the divot either.
Yeah, you're in like the worst spot.
In the worst spot.
Really?
Yeah!
You're on the broken ground.
I had to make it even after the, after all this sand stuff you were doing over there.
Oh, okay.
Come on, come on.
Nice shot!
That was really...
FALLER!
You don't need to scream four for that, trust me.
Really?
Yeah, it's better though.
But no, good hit.
I feel like I hit it.
See, when you think about like a rotation, right?
I hit it inwards, like further than the end of my,
of my hit, like I should be hitting, let's say here.
I hit it like here, does that make sense?
Correct.
That's how it felt to me, like I'm dragging it.
Yeah, you're right.
Apparently there was a commercial in like the 90s
that fixed people's golf.
And it was about hammering.
and they were like, it was all about hammering the ball.
Like slicing it?
Like, no, but like with a,
and you stop it.
Yeah, but you don't stop.
You think that you're stopping.
Like I'm hitting here,
and then you're letting your body do this.
Oh.
That's the kind of thing.
The momentum.
That's what it is.
That was terrible.
I was feeling good all day.
That was terrible.
You were getting something.
Thank you.
We ain't richer, dude.
Hold that in your pocket.
You know, we're definitely not.
All right. Also, I gotta do this a little bit, for sure.
Let's get a good iron hit.
We haven't had a single-
Can you say it?
Yep.
Okay.
What?
Good job.
There's vivid a note?
Yeah.
It needs some green grass.
That's okay.
Yeah, we got this one.
All right, good.
Good hit here.
Haven't gotten a good singular hit.
It's a something strat.
Let's just get a good...
Good setup.
Straight up at the thing.
Let's do a practice shot.
Let's just go back.
Do something like that, but with the pivot.
Yo!
Remember the twisty.
Was that a pretty strike?
Yeah, that looked pretty good.
Oh, okay, great.
It's major.
Here we go.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, is that Max?
Bang!
He's spitting the ducks!
It went through the water!
Jesse!
Get the scuba! Get the scuba!
I can't shoot for killing a dog.
Bro.
Oh my god!
It could have hit so many trees.
Bro, it did hit a tree too.
No! It's not a hazard ball, whatever!
You gotta hit that!
Is it good?
I swallowed some insects!
Oh my god.
Wait, is that sand?
Yeah, no, you're clubbing this sand.
No, no, he has to hit it. Come see it.
Well, I can take a drop if I want.
No, you can't.
Yeah, but it's a penalty.
You can't.
This is a unique spot to be in.
He's trying to say that this is a, I could shoot this.
I mean, you can't.
Did I go for it?
No way.
What is it?
All right.
Oh, shit.
Dude, it gets the lag mites.
Try and get it, right?
Why is there still lag mites on the fucking dirt?
Let me ask you this though, if you were to do the drop, where would he go?
He could go back to where he hit from or drop all the way back here.
Yep. No, you have to hit that. This is hittable.
That is like so not hittable.
But if Kade hits that and actually gets it in, I don't even think Kade gets it in.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Are you fucking serious?
How about this, how about this?
If you hit it properly, I'll remove a strike
from your entire, from this hole.
If you don't, no more.
So it's a bonus strike, it's a bonus strike.
All right, all right, back.
This is insane.
And I'm allowed to put my thing in the water, right?
This ain't like the sand.
No, you can't.
You can't?
Yes, you can.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, in the water, you can.
Ooh, get a tuba.
Okay, are we getting really hard?
Really?
What?
What is it happening?
It's not, it's not a bad, it's not a bad struggle.
Watch out for the stalactites.
Jesus.
Alright, he said that it didn't count, I'm dropping.
Alright, drop it.
Drop it.
Really?
But, wait, here.
No, no.
No.
No, no, no. You know you gotta leave it in there.
Yeah, I am. It's for the fish.
Golf etiquette, see?
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
No, it's not even golf etiquette to get your ball.
You can leave it and then it gets your cycle and you can buy it for cheap.
Oh, yes.
I need to throw it in there again.
Bro, I'm smothered.
I'm literally smothered.
And it was him. He wanted me to do it.
It was fucking him.
And also, I'm not taking a stop here. I messed up.
Here. Alright.
Oh, redraw?
Yeah, I don't give a hoot, bro. I'm going over water.
Let me get a nine, though.
Oh, redraw.
I'll be back.
Really?
That looked like Tyreek Hill.
Running.
That was nice.
I'm soaking wet.
I feel like it could have worked.
It was weak.
It was working.
It was very close.
Yeah.
I think you need to hit really hard.
Not to lose momentum in the water, right?
That was an impossible shot.
Yeah.
But, is it impossible that for your pro, that you would go for that shot like that?
Like, instead of a drop?
Like, would you go for that?
No way, I would drop it.
I'm fucking completely covered in water.
Lake water.
Yeah.
Here's one though.
I better hit this over the thing or I'm sick to my stomach.
You think over the water I am hanging over the water. Oh, bro. Hold on. You could get friends 20 minutes right there
Couldn't you water ricochet it? I?
Mean you could with a lot of front swing
Well, you're gonna do that grass in Florida has snakes. Oh shit. Yeah
Go send it
Oh my god, that's actually ass, hold on!
No, he's starting to get- We don't need the scuba gear for this!
No, he's starting to piss me off, genuinely.
Now he's running to my ball.
He's running over to it to look- But Jesse, you know what though?
You're not alone in this.
There's other- There's other souls in here.
Oh, shut up!
Some other noobs went in there too.
Stopping again.
Booyah.
Oh yeah, by the way, you're mic'd up, Booyah.
Yeah, I should make sure.
One, three, four.
I'm out of battery.
I'm shooting six.
For the overlay, guys, I'm shooting six.
So we're tapping.
No, I really am shooting six.
Right, Cade?
Yes.
Okay.
W actor?
They're gonna practice swing because I'm just having a bad one right now.
Where'd it go? Is that a gimme? Okay, okay. No, I feel like I feel like it should give me back
Like oh, let me try to get it.
No, you didn't just do that.
No, you didn't do that.
Oh my god!
You know what, Jesse?
I wasn't gonna say there's other souls in there, but I looked.
Nobody ever did that before.
You're alone in this one.
I can't. I can't even believe this.
I can't believe this.
By the way, what do we do now?
I have to go get more balls well now without me you play golf and we do our victory lap
You get to try to hit the ball. No, it's because I'm fucking wet
I'm comfortable. I'm completely covered in water and it's fucking up my whole phone fuck all the bitches. I know oh
water
Because I'm getting a charger please
Christian you got a towel
Yo, that is crazy.
I have one if you need it.
Put your hands on this and tell me.
OK.
Turn your back back.
You got to grab more balls.
Whoa.
Balls swapping?
No, I just had to grab more.
I ran out of balls.
Oh.
Is it possible that his ball is more slippery?
Yeah, my ball grips.
No, I keep popping it.
No, for me though.
We have to run back guys.
Do we have the charger?
I cannot believe this.
I'm sick of my Elstimego.
Oh, I hate you at the stick.
That's awful.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
We don't need that anymore.
Bang.
Let me do a couple back swings.
Ugh.
We're going to get this fixed right here.
Yeah, we'll have to step for a little bit.
A couple minutes.
Oh yeah, if it doesn't, thank you.
I fixed it.
It's done.
Thank you.
I fixed it.
Really?
Yep, it's over.
GG's.
Did we bring the carts forward or backwards?
Huh?
Should we move the carts forward or backwards?
Forward.
And you can drive right up to me.
Is that, was that a joke?
Probably.
Well, I know if you're going to hit it forward or backwards.
OK.
Let's do this the way it's supposed to be
Just like my practice swing when we do one more practice swing back
Just like that
That's good. So just like that towards the flag
Stop jumping. Whoa. No, you're trying to piss me off. I
Wasn't excited. I just wanted to see if it was a
Uh, for the other hole.
Okay, we're hitting the flag over here, right?
Yeah, yeah, oh.
That's his mistake.
I think he was trying to get to the other flag over there.
It's all good.
I can't wait for him just to miss the next four.
I cannot, holy shit.
Yo.
Man, what a good day.
Yeah, I think we both split our skill.
I think we're good to end here, right?
No, I have to, I have to bounce back.
I was going in front, I was going in front, I was going in front, I was going in front.
I keep topping it.
What does that mean topping it?
Oh, you have to top of the thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Here, I'm making contact here.
Oh.
Yeah.
Where is the, uh, my ball?
That's my ball.
In the middle of fucking nowhere.
I don't remember where my ball is.
Oh, that is it's not too bad. Where's your ball? Oh, yeah, did you not use the gold? I'm furthest. Yeah
I didn't use one ball. I'm not allowed to do that's what balls. Yeah, uh, I mean no, but just finish this hole
I'll let you you know what you can I don't care. No, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it
It's just kind of hard the gold bar balls. Okay, what stick you think for this? Please advice for this ball the blue one
Hold on
Oh, you gotta move that cart out of my way.
X, you gotta move that cart out.
Oh, jeez Louise.
Jessers, I'm letting you guys down today.
I understand.
But let me cook.
Just let me cook here.
Oh my god, we're lucky, we're lucky.
Sorry about that.
Let me cook.
Oh my god, I forgot the noise.
I'll take that. I'm fine. I'm okay with this. Yeah, actually good. I gotta use a sand wedge though, unfortunately.
The what now? Shut up Siri. I have to use a sand wedge, which I don't ever really use.
I think the chat can be up again, yeah, it can be, open up, open up, chat, OK, it might
like not allow to just pitch and wedge that and touch it.
You want to just, when you set it up, you want to just, you're hitting it like this
and release off, you want to open it like this and just dig as hard as you can.
You can't swing hard enough.
That you're talking about I can smash it.
You can smack it, but you don't hit the ball, just hit the sand behind it.
Did you hit your ballax?
oh yeah all right here we go you're right you're right you're right oh that car
will be oh it's a tough shot oh it is you got the tree the tree might block
the shot you reverse a little bit he has to he's got a cut three right here dude
what is this oh you know what this this is why I'm a I'm an athlete I don't give
the tree I'm gonna I'll treat it's not there because I need to go there right
what tree that's what I'm in
not bad then now
Wow that was really good. Nice hit.
Ok hold on. Ok. It looked bad because of the bush.
It's actually on the rock. No you set up. But you're still the furthest. You gotta go again.
Ok. Blue? Yes again. Ok. That was really good.
You know it was better than I thought it would be. I thought it was gonna go way out.
I was just scrubbing to the tree. Same thing you just did.
When you did it earlier, earlier, when I had this blue out,
but I saw you, you were kinda going like this.
Really close.
Why?
Is it because it gives you a look?
You can control the bottom of your swing better
when you're really close together.
Good luck.
Yeah.
One.
Nice, good hit.
It's in the wall.
And it's gone.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, stop water, stop water.
No!
Oh, that's actually so nice though.
You gave a ball to the fish.
No, we don't know that yet.
Yeah, hold on that was the ball. Kate gave you yo
That was a golden ball
Now Kate how really hard
No stroke
No, it's a strong, it's always all good absolutely a penalty. So swing really really hard like I'm on the ground, right?
Yeah, you can you can
Nice oh my god, that was so good
Good shot
That was a good shot. Thank you. I have no idea how good that really was that was amazing
I prefer better in hazardous conditions. I'm a I'm an off-road golfer. Well, I'm in the sand.
All right, let's see what I got. I'm gonna listen to Cade. He's my goat.
He says like he told me I can hit this as hard as I want to hit this. But don't hit the ball.
It's just the sand behind it. This right here, right? Yeah, like an inch behind it. Really hard.
Okay, I'm diggin'.
I'm in.
As hard as I can.
Yeah!
Okay, he misled you. Too far behind.
Okay.
I- Yeah.
Okay.
One inch behind.
Mm, gotcha.
Yeah!
Too bad.
Wow wait, I only took me three we're the off-road guys for real I gotta fix this up dude
this shit is fuck yeah we gotta we gotta pause all this and just do uh all that yeah
I got the- Oh, WK'd!
What the hell?
Just quick, quick it.
Boom, boom, boom, into a flat.
Forward, forward, forward.
Grab this stuff, bring it over here.
Forward, forward.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, low key though.
I tried to not, I didn't root it.
Actually, a couple minutes.
Can't believe you could work here.
You better think I got the vibe for it.
Yeah. No?
Yeah, that's the color of gesture school, so shut your ass up boy.
Alright, and then I'll rake the sand.
I will.
I will rake the sand.
Bitch.
And I'm gonna grab my putt.
No, I don't care.
That's the part.
No, I don't care.
You're pissing me off.
Just kidding.
He's not pissing me off.
Yeah, we're gonna need Greg.
These are the terrible names.
I know.
Where's the vibe guy?
Jesus.
What do you think he's doing right now?
Watching you know that he's eating
You want to jump to come America you can come he should draw that he's so sick
He's taking damage from watching all this
Hold on close content
All right after all that
Cabe is shooting his second shot. All right, let's get it. We got exit hit the ball big boy. I'm winning for this
Really? Yeah
Love you, Greg.
You didn't say that earlier.
I made that up.
Wow.
So love you.
Whoa!
Good shot, dude.
Yo.
It was birdied again.
From the rough?
That was from the rough, right?
Yes.
Wow.
You're next.
Give me.
Good, give me.
Nice par.
Thanks.
Yo.
Whoa.
He said no thank you to your gimme.
I warned you.
He asked me for a gimme.
forward, give me. All right, go over there. All right. Lock in. Oh, I go there? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you hit him. You set me up with it. My man. My man. It really is no slow, but an up slow. I
mean, it's literally just a straight shot. Yeah, it's like one ball left, right?
Good luck. Thank you
Little it's a little it's a little strong not bad. I'm this little is up. I yeah
That's not bad at all.
AHHHHHHH
Oh.
Still you?
Yeah, true.
How many strokes am I at? Like 20?
Like 15.
Fuck.
That waters-
Let me just say, I wanna be-
I'm not trying to be rude.
If we're playing Doth with Frank on the computer,
you- it would be over.
You would've-
Is this a gamey?
Um...
Yeah, it would be if I gave it to you.
No, hit me.
Not give it to me?
Not hit it.
Alright.
Oof.
I'll remember that.
I will remember that.
WK'd
Nice shot for an asshole
Yeah, I know he's well on not now. He's well on that's not a game. You by the way you get a hit. Oh, sorry. I didn't ask
Hit it in
Nice shot. All right. Nice. What I gotta do anything at this point. I'm so one
One, two, three, four, five, six.
And how many strokes are you supposed to do for a part?
Three.
Yeah, he parted.
So that's part three?
Yes.
Yeah.
All right, I'll take that, but I feel like.
Triple bogey.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, yeah, because we met Will Mack.
Oh, did he get a triple bogey?
He did, yeah, he had a six.
Triple bogey.
Like a true one?
A true six.
Wow.
Yeah, what did I get?
It's only strokes over that they did the events
and he wore it for it too.
Triple bogey.
Double digits, I think.
Let me think here.
One, and then I messed up, but you said it was for free.
Oh, it was a lot.
And then it was three, but then I messed up for five.
Five messed up six, seven.
Lowell?
Sevened over there to the eight,
hitting my eight into the sand.
Nine, 10, 11, 12 over here into a 13 for two.
Yeah.
Kassie, I have the real time stats.
What did I get?
The street is saying 16.
16, not even 14.
That's what the students are saying.
Whoa.
Okay.
I can make up.
I can make up for this.
Yeah.
I can make up for this.
Give me a par five.
Give me a good drive.
Give me some fries.
Some fries.
Some TGs.
Yo, yo, yo.
You know what?
I'm supposed to have motivation.
If you hit the next shot, triple bull gear or less,
my treat.
My treat at what?
And we're not even talking Taco Bell.
Really?
We're talking way up.
Like McDonald's?
Ooh, I was gonna say, okay, ready?
Yeah.
Don't panic.
Wendy's.
Okay, no, I'm gonna go take him club larger.
Yeah, I made him lock in, it actually might have been
a nice one.
GGs, you're doing great.
I'm doing terrible.
That water screwed me.
Yeah, but see, if you were hitting the ball like, oh, I want,
if you were playing not to lose, I would lose automatically.
Because if you didn't get to go for the water,
then you hit that three more strokes, you have it.
You know what I mean?
No, I still gotta give you credit.
You're doing good.
Oh, thank you, man.
And when I said asshole, that was just
like a funny joke skip thing.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I'm going to get my drive.
I'm going to drive.
The vibes are gone and only a good carrot hits.
You need the carrot here.
It really brings back.
What's mine to carry down?
What's the carrot?
What's this one?
The T-Bock, where they start, is way down there.
Here's the carrot.
What's mine?
Ooh, an icicle.
Ooh.
That's not the right T-Bock.
It's way up there.
Oh, I heard that.
But is this where the men?
Yes, yeah, way up there is the men.
So we need to go up there.
Yeah.
OK, cool.
They have to make it harder for us men.
Portal colors.
Oh, holy.
Dude, that's actually horrible.
Is the blue one fat?
No, is it?
I don't remember.
No, the same size.
No, the one's fat, one's tall.
Or like skinny.
Blue is slim.
We have to trade, dude.
My carrot.
We touched chips, apparently.
Oh, yeah, see, look, we're playing up here.
Oh, my, yeah, yeah.
So what is this for, then?
like Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods and Cade.
Wait, really?
Yeah, and Cade.
Cade can play for the man.
For sure.
Just like a mountain eagle, I think I did what he's going to play.
I know, I mean, because if he beats us by like five strokes
on the higher one, it's embarrassing, really.
I mean, he's genuinely good.
Yeah, I mean, he's actually good.
Is this it?
Is this ours?
Is it?
Yeah, that's it.
All right, so this is like we're standing at 279 yards.
Oh yeah, pretty straight.
Yeah, but apparently, we said two hours, three holes.
And the front of us, they did scarlet.
We'll wait a few more minutes.
Oh, until we leave?
Yeah.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh, OK.
Wait, wait, wait, do we have time?
Have until the sun goes down.
Really?
Yeah, that's literally how it goes.
Until you can't see the balls anymore.
Oh, we're just reaching every ball.
Amp, ampie.
Holy!
Holy aura.
Okay, now imagine, imagine.
Chopper lands, golfer gets out.
Which golfer is it?
Tiger Woods.
Holy.
And he gives you a handshake, he says,
hey, thanks for getting that top cover.
I like your hat.
Oh, big dog.
Big dog?
Big dog.
Staps on your chest.
Big dog?
Big dog.
Ready?
Boom.
And he does one of these with a thing and a snap.
No, that would be fucking lit.
Holy.
No, that would be lit.
And then you give him the driver
and you say, I made this for you.
Whoa.
And then he hits a hole in one.
He said, I made this for you.
Oh my god.
Oh my, I'm in the chills.
Look at them.
Look.
Yeah, we're forming crickets.
Chances, they're crickets.
Next, next, next, next, next, next.
Just walk in.
On to the next.
Single cricket, we done.
Okay.
Well.
Okay.
It's hard for me to read the room without looking at the chat.
I'm just going off flow and fuck all that bitches I know.
Ooh.
I like that actually.
Yeah.
It'd be cool to have like a little, like a watch that has the chat on it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just like one message at a time.
No, no, no, no.
It'd be a good font.
We're gonna have plastic.
Ooh.
Okay, Cade.
Good luck, Cade.
Get a hole, get a hole in one and he'll give you 10 grand.
No, no, no, no, it's very rare. Oh, yeah, you know what actually though. Yeah, it's a good
10k or the water okay, this wouldn't happen
It's that rare. I just found me. He's doing it again. No, we're not saying bagging. No, no, no, he's doing a thing
And he had two gloves
D glove
Oh my god, oh my god
Was it a hole in one?
No, but it's almost on the green.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Nice fucking shot, dude.
Nice.
Dude, that was a bad, that was a bad.
I got nervous.
Your next one, you did better than me.
Oh, yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
This course is beautiful, by the way.
I'm loving it.
It's nice.
I only thought that all of a sudden this floor doesn't be really dry.
and you're like kinda, like,
in between the rocks, right?
Yep.
Is it weird?
I feel like bad when I'm pushing on it,
like I'm hurting somebody.
You are hurting, you're hurting a plant.
You are, you are hurting a plant.
That's why you say sorry.
All my balls go right.
It sounds pretty, I'm aiming for the tree.
That's a classic.
I'm aiming for the tree,
probably gonna go to the right,
gonna roll over and then we're chilling.
Gotcha, do it.
I can't hit an iron today to save my life by the way. I don't know what's up. I just can't I
Work too hard on making sure I can hit the driver. I forgot to hit an iron. Oh, I'm aiming
No, I'm not gonna do that. It's embarrassing. I'm gonna aim more to the right. All right, but
Do what your guts saying
Come on.
Here it comes.
Nice shot though.
No!
It went straight though.
It went straight.
You made better contact.
That was kind of cool.
If you make better contact though, it's going where you wanted it to go.
You know what? Yeah, true.
It went straight.
So, can we get an analysis of what happened there?
He nailed it.
You went pretty straight, just topped it a little bit.
but it's because you fell backwards,
but it was pretty good, minus aura.
Top pitch, which means it hit the top of the ball.
Top of the ball.
So the ball hit the top, correct.
Okay.
I didn't play it in the way they would do the opposite too.
I put it a little bit further up than the usual.
The quarters into the half.
They're laughing, they're laughing.
And then they're making fun of me.
Yeah, here it comes.
I can't. No, I can't.
Oh, no, breakfast.
Breakfast is on for the first key.
Oh, oh, no.
He's checking the clock for breakfast.
Look at the rules.
Is that your breakfast ball, is that a thing?
Only on the first hole.
Can I read theater?
I have to play here now.
You've got to play from there, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
As long as you start passing the rocks, it's in play.
I see, I see.
You know what?
What the frick are we saying?
Just put it back.
We'll rewind the VOD.
Look at the camera.
Wait, just because you can't, okay.
Oh my God.
I didn't mind you losing your, oh my God.
There we go, ladies.
Can I put it back on the tee?
Tell me yes or no, quick.
Okay, I'm gonna block the ball.
I'm gonna block the ball.
Anyway.
Yeah, I'm gonna freaking shoot this thing far.
Well last time, that was a birdie, right?
You did it?
Birdie last time?
Yeah, birdie on the last one.
Just hold on one so we can go home.
Let's just go and do it.
Nah, for real.
Nah.
Nah, I'm gonna smack this thing, bruh.
Holy.
Oh my god!
Christian, get the scuba! Get the scuba!
Get the tank, scuba!
We're going diving!
Hi, how's it going nice to meet you?
Yeah, we can get autographed.
Sorry about that shot.
Well, that's where I was aiming.
I was aiming there.
Yeah, are we all good?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Oh, with the new water, do you go behind us?
The old ones play cool.
Alright, let me lock him.
Oh!
I was making a joke earlier, but I was right, actually.
Yeah.
You can play the dog, we can play the dog.
Yeah, yeah.
Jack.
Is he signing me?
Holy aura.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Is your pen tied?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Of course, of course.
Yo, you signed that?
Yeah, no, you can get a picture.
Yeah.
So we're just going to pick up the balls and go to the boat.
Well, there was a fish over there.
That was in there first.
Yep.
I'm fishing right now.
Yeah.
We can drive through the grass.
Yo, see?
I think we're going to have to fight.
Look at the autograph.
See, get your, but then real name and then watch this dot.
And they can just be aligned it over there.
Okay, but then look at mine though.
No, you're not ordering there right now.
I'm gonna give it back.
I'm gonna do the forbidden tech.
I'm gonna cancel this one out, is that okay?
No, no, you're ruining it.
Yeah.
Whoa.
That's a guy holding onto a fishing rod
because I just hit that fishing thing, see?
Yeah.
There you go.
You're welcome.
Come on.
All right.
You guys want a picture real quick?
You're good.
Come here.
Tiger Woods!
I'm not trying to self-embarrass, so we'll go take a look at this.
We'll get out of here.
Bye bye.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, they would absolutely roll us.
Yeah, no, like no joke.
If they're in college, we're sure.
Like, I don't mind an oil loss all day like that,
but that's deficit that I don't think we could ever come back.
You know what I mean?
Like, we're in debt.
Now, I'll tell you, that drive that I did was so good,
if I wouldn't have got it in the water.
I actually agree.
See, maybe I need to do like you.
And so I'm playing to win and not playing not to lose.
You know what I mean?
If I'm hitting safe shots and you're going for the actual shot
you need to hit.
Yeah, let's just do that. I'm gonna play for the win. I mean it was like such a good hit, too
But I hit it it went into the water and when I started hearing giggling behind me
It was just like my or I was one. They weren't giggling by you, by the way. Yeah, they wanted to do all that
Yeah, I almost ran him over. Oh, oh, oh we have to go over. Yeah. Oh
What happened? We have to go to the last two holes. Yeah, so we can finish before the sunset. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah
All right, so it's because we're playing bad, right?
Well, the front office saw the shot and they're like, yeah, move on.
Gotcha.
OK.
And there was somebody called.
They were hired as well to come over and get us out of here.
Yeah, we got a call.
Were they hired?
Not hired.
They really were.
This way.
Not, damn it.
Yeah, damn it.
Well, I just thought they were going to come out at a good time.
I posted it on Craigslist last night.
I was like, oh, yeah, I mean, they're
going to come in at, what, like, four or five or whatever, right?
when you're hitting a prime yeah and then they come in when you hit the water
scoop a shot now but you know what this means this just means that we
have to come back out here hmm oh someone has done it yes oh like oh yeah
like we've done this before like yeah we've been there done that we've played
these chords dude it's like it's like in the racing like you know like there's
like oh this is like a name and in a straight there's like a skip yo do the
Do the rock skip.
Holy.
Do the bogey shortcut.
Do the water tree.
Oh, you got a daling idea.
What was it?
What was that?
This?
This.
Oh my god.
I thought something was whistling.
No, no, no, the screen says.
Yeah, off the green.
And off the green.
Dude, I feel really bad.
I did that?
Yeah, you're in trouble, too.
That's the green?
No, the green's behind us, but you were kind of driving close to it.
Oh, close to it.
It tells you before you hit it, so you're good.
It gives you a warning.
I'm a little bit on edge, right?
Because I don't want to be like a,
you know, like sometimes like
so somebody will do something new, right?
Yeah.
And then all the pros of a certain thing
will like tear apart and all in the comments,
like, dude, what an entitled asshole you did that.
I'm trying not to do any of that.
You know what I mean?
No, I think no joke.
We've been playing the course well.
We've been respectful.
And all the divots we got rid of, we fixed all the sand.
I even bought a beer here.
Yeah.
So, then they gave me a wine.
All right, follow Cade.
Cade's the leader.
Thank God.
You guys are in line right here?
No, no, no, no.
Don't get flying it?
Yeah, yeah, hit it.
Bang.
And?
And I get the shortcut.
Go!
Bang!
Floor it!
And then use the ramp?
Yep, yep!
And...
If we make it over there?
No, you mix it, right?
No, come on.
We got this.
Okay.
Full center point.
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this.
He doesn't even know.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You don't have a banana?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Blue shell, go, go, go.
Push out, push out.
Push out him.
Boom!
Bang!
Oh!
Oh, my armpit!
Hey, brother!
Just talking about etiquette.
I didn't even do the movie.
The college kids.
See?
And we hit the curb here.
Hit the 360.
Left those.
Oh, are we back to the camera?
Bro, we forgot.
We just left the camera.
Wait, we did?
Yeah, but they're behind us, though.
No, they're- Oh, shit!
That's what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Three!
Also, could that be any coconut, isn't it?
Yes, alligators.
Dude, now that I'm brainstorming this kayak canoe stream.
This is it?
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Play.
Is it East eight or East four?
East eight.
Dude, he knows his stuff, you know?
158.
Oh, he's 154, because-
158.
You didn't do it right, you didn't go on your knee.
Oh yeah, you gotta go on your knee.
Now just say how it is.
Oh, really?
You don't put the knee down?
Usually?
Hmm.
All right.
I'm using a five wood.
See, he thinks you need to play the goal.
I think some had to do that.
Have Or when doing the other thing.
He's definitely his Or.
Nobody like ball it though.
Kate, I have a question.
Yeah.
If I'm using a three wood, what I still use.
Small speed.
Just put it down though a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to ask because I did the worst okay now what time is it close at just
so that we do we have time for the whole thing we have two holes left right two
holes and then you want to go eat yeah but I'm just saying I how much how much
time we got all the Sun's good the Sun the Sun yeah the Sun's going away so we
got to be the Sun that clock doesn't exist here it's all done son oh no he
You guys can go first, go on.
20, 20 minutes, there we go.
Now, let's see how thin his,
yeah, his thing is, he has blades.
He's a pro dude.
Now let's really study it so that we,
oh this one's the easy one, man.
Cavity back, cavity back blade, classic.
Now, okay, is it the flag right there?
Yeah.
That's doable, right?
Yeah.
He can hold one.
You know what?
No.
I mean, I'm telling you, some.
10 K.
No, we'll give it on.
We're gonna do it, but I'm saying,
some golfers never get a hold on their life.
Really?
Am I right on the team?
You have two?
Yeah.
Holy Chamoli.
Why, we got to raise the price way up, then.
How long have you been golfing for?
18 years.
18 years, you got two of them.
Best I can do?
25.
25, you know what?
All right, well, how do you do it then?
I'm shaking my hand.
25, OK.
You're going to hit that.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Wire, then they all.
Kate, you do this, by the way, it's the craziest cup of all time.
Same day wire, by the way.
That's going to be insane.
Nice shot. Wait, nice shot. What are the bells though? What are the bells though?
Not a horn one, but he set up. Yeah. Nice shot. I'm pretty happy with that. Nice shot.
Dude. Look at this. Wow. Oh, they have the camera on the other side. See, we're learning
new stuff. Oh, they had a camera. Wait. Yeah, we're learning the IRL thing. Oh, yeah.
These streams are starting to get crazy.
Good sunset, too.
Yeah, this is nice.
Wow, this is actually a beautiful scenery.
I'm going with a five wood here, by the way.
Five wood.
Yeah, it's really nice.
OK.
Is he?
Yep.
Well, it's all good.
I'll undo it.
Oh, no, go ahead.
Technically, it would be my shot because you were trash.
Gotcha.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, gotcha.
No, you already did the damage.
You already did the damage.
Yes.
See that, that plays into the confidence of the next shot.
Ugh.
Bang.
He's going in the water on this one.
He's talking so much shit, karma's gonna come around.
So what I'm thinking right now is I'm going to the green.
Okay.
What are you using?
Ugh.
Oh, he's pulling out the driver.
Holy.
D-driver.
Now this time.
What the hell?
I was just...
I'm aiming the water kind of
That's real nice, I think I got it
He's just stepping on his phone
Oh, that was a nice but not bad though. Yeah, okay, bro. You're gonna break your phone. You keep stepping on it. Really? Yeah
No, no, no, no, please.
Break his ball.
Break his ball is only on the first take.
That's playable.
I'm doing a drop.
Why do you stand on a low point?
I'm doing a drop.
So I have to play the one that's literally a mermaid.
No, no, no.
Chad, Chad will say it.
Chad, just tell him how it is.
Well, let me play that, right?
What does that say?
Ref call.
The lowling?
And they're saying that you gotta play it.
Yeah.
What? What kind of stick?
Playable, the ref calls.
What type of stick is this shot?
The blue one.
The scuba stick.
Gotta pull out the scuba stick on this one.
Uh-oh.
I mean you hit this you impressed me if not I will laugh it's a good look okay
oh I want this okay okay don't go in the water and oh my god okay I'm gonna get
out if I push it to the side you won't no no no they put that there get close
Get closer to it.
You won't sink.
You're going to have to swing.
Watch that alligator.
No, I'm not in front of this.
Okay.
But what if it was?
I'm not going to step on it.
I'm just...
Terrible survival instincts.
It's going to end up like you.
Now how?
How?
Very, very hard.
Under, I think?
Yeah.
Oh, my shoes.
Okay, I'm going to smack it.
let me get that oh my they didn't move didn't hit it no oh this is not the ball
this is not the ball okay I'll put it over here we get it we get it that's not
the ball make sure you hit the what you've got to hit the water water it's
just like a bunker shot in the sand
it's nice you got it you got it it's 50 yards and straight in front of you towards
the sand-ish. Oh wow! Nice shot! Not bad. It's pretty good. Okay. You know what? I'm
gonna give it that. That'll make the race kind of tighter. Okay. I thought I'd give you
me a table. Nice. A little higher now. Thank you. Yeah. Alright, I'm sick of it. I'm hitting
in it. This is for you, mom. Oh my god. Great shot. How do you call that? It's like a
stinger. Stinger. Is that what you had to do with it? Yeah, I was thinking before I hit
I said let me just try to sting it to the right. So that's what I did. You heard a
No, not at all, it's a good shot.
Thank you.
Dude, it did like the magic thing.
It's like, you know what I mean?
Like enchanted.
Yeah, I enchanted it with a...
Floater 3?
Floater 3 into hole 2.
So it like gravitates towards the hole a little bit.
Well, I don't have to move much.
My ball's right there.
You actually got it out.
Yeah, I smacked over there.
We're going this way.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, he's telling me where to park.
Maybe I should, should I be on the train?
You gotta stay on the car path on this one. Okay. Yeah.
Got that. So what makes it different?
Just so we know next time the short, the short holes, you have to stay on the sidewalk.
Okay. Yeah. Everything else we can go on the grass.
I heard that. Yeah.
Well, uh, WK. Sorry, I get it. What is the stick? Who you're nine?
Dude, I love the way your irons look.
They're really nice. They're really cool. They are so sick. There's like, there's anything to remove the tape
So I don't look a noob. Oh, you keep that sticker on. Really? Yeah. Is this the location? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah
You got this. Oh, no. I'm not like the rough but like rougher, but it's soft it's soft ground
So it's gonna be easy. Yeah, I can't give it like it's kind of teed up for you
Well, oh, teed up. I didn't like up. Yeah, I got my teeth. So am I allowed to
It's gonna make it roll, right?
No, it won't roll.
I followed him for some reason.
Months ago, I followed a golf drama Twitter account,
and some guy, they then a ball rolled a tiny bit.
See, if it does move when he does it,
it counts on the stroke.
Yeah, but if it doesn't move,
they don't have to bar it though, right?
Yeah, they are.
They're always looking.
No, yeah, well, kinda.
Send a little taller, a little taller.
Yeah, there you go, yeah.
Nice, you got this.
You got this, X.
Twisty on the right foot.
and under more under right yeah make sure you hit the ground nice shot that'll
work very good that's not a singer that would be a stinger right yeah stinger
bros or roly-poly because it was a roly-poly that was a roly-poly yeah
roly-poly nice call roly-poly roly-poly only what's that was a old that's an
old one really what was it in French we don't have that the really pull the
only show nope then watch that damn bro sorry yeah we only had good shows one
from okay like what um like all hippies I gang it oh yeah what was the premise
of that one King of the Hill oh let's that's Henry and his gang let's call
them I'm not getting Henry came to hill is literally a Henry and his gang is
Henry? Yeah, uh, yes. Yes. Okay. Well, what's the name of English? Hank. Hank Hill.
Really? Yeah, that's classic. That's what's his name? Henry Hill? Uh, yeah, bro, that is ass. Where's my
what's up here? Well, I don't want my balls that keep going. All right. It's getting dark. Yeah, so
So we got to do two more rolls.
Oh, I'm in a good spot!
Wait, is, okay, oh my God.
You're gonna want to hit the blue club.
Blue club?
Yeah, that was the wedge, that's the wedge.
This is my wedge.
Oh my goodness, oh my God, I could part of this.
You could, I don't even chip, just putt.
Really?
Yeah, okay.
I'm kind of good with the chips here.
Certify the win.
Okay.
All right, that.
So this is like the almost green.
Yeah, still the rough though, right?
Like, isn't this considered fairway?
Yeah, it is.
OK.
What does that mean?
That's like that.
Oh, almost green.
Well, no, that's the fringe and your cringe.
Where's your thing at?
Way back there.
I need to go over there.
Let me do it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait, not bad.
Oh, we've got to go back to yours.
You want to race?
Go.
Get on!
Hey, Julie!
Get on!
Ready for this?
Yeah.
Am I just a scuff now?
Okay.
He goes more like this.
Shoulders.
Right? And you give it a smack.
Stand a little closer together with your feet.
Yeah. And more weight on your left foot.
Your other left. Yeah.
And hit down on it.
Hit down it.
Just a little bit.
I'm going to hit more to the left.
That's perfect.
I like it.
Now you're good.
Yeah?
Yep.
Good hit.
It's a little hard, but stop.
Please stop, please stop.
And now you're fine.
You're fine.
It's still in the fair way-ish.
Yeah, you're like on the fringe, or it rolled all the way down.
It's not all the way down.
It kind of stops. How do you know?
I don't know. So what if it was the near green? Still this? Still that.
I'll bring the putt over as well. Okay.
How many shots are you in? Does he two? Yeah, I could par this.
Oh, wow! On someone's running over here.
Uh-oh, we're a coach.
Quick, hit it, hit it, quick.
Go, left, left, left.
You know what?
Genuine though.
If it was aimed more left, they could have gone in.
Yeah. I'm scared of this, see?
The sprinkler.
Oh, if they cut the hole right there, it would have gone in.
would have gone in. True. Oh my god, where's my ball? Way down there. He's in a penny? He's on the...
Actually, maybe. Huh? Really? Yeah.
What? Yo, something happened to my ball. Oh, cool. We have to go back. No, no, no, it's just... Oh,
I just picked up his muck. It's in the roundabout. Yeah, we can take it out. No. Well, you do get
get free relief. Relief free? Yeah free because you're on the concrete. Why is it free though?
Because it's somebody made it. It's not natural. Oh my god. Dude that's a good answer. Yeah.
So just line it up and just go go behind you behind you. Oh. Oh that's up the sand. I
thought that was the sand. Not here not here the line. Go further back further back. Yeah
still on the fairway you're good. Right there yeah that's perfect right there it's perfect.
and drop it from your knee.
No.
What do you mean?
You gotta do this, this is the classic.
It's gotta drop where it drops.
You gotta let Destiny do it.
It was lined up over here, right?
Yeah.
Drop.
Okay. Good shit.
Now this is for the nose earlier.
It is what it is.
Little more weight on your left side.
Yeah, good.
feet closer together perfect make sure you hit the ground
good I knew that was so good look it's gonna roll it's gonna hit the last
gonna go to sprinkler it's gonna sprinkle where did it go?
it's like a little valley not bad playable very playable that was a great shot thank you
very good you know that was the first time I hit the ball like that's what I
wanted to do you know I mean yeah it was perfect first time today you see the
hill it kind of took it over there too yeah good stuff I think this is our last
hole we're almost out of sun here yeah it's here ball I mean you can you can use
this one from there okay thank you
Good luck.
Look at him.
And because he won't wind us.
It's literally all Spider-Man.
Yeah.
Come on.
Get this in.
Nothing wrong with that.
Good power, yeah.
Same thing, better angle, could have gone in.
Really good power.
I stick my stick
All right, good luck, Cade
Hit this in for birdie birdie. This is Cades birdie lock in X
You having fun, yeah, I actually love it. This is awesome
Come on, come on really oh
Oh nice though. Good par though. Good good par. If you give me it but you're not
gonna give me it. You gotta give it to him.
Oh you gave it to himself. Nice.
Totally. Alright watch this.
Now for you this is, you hit that?
Ten bucks? Ten bucks? I see it. A push up two? That's too much.
What I do is all I do is it's just try harder.
My theory doesn't know what you're saying. Yeah, so keep it down. Yeah, she's listening to me
Oh
Don't look at me. No, not again me
Two three, I'm shooting for those for bogey for me. I'll take a bogey. Really? Yeah
I will take a bogey.
Love is strong.
Were you aiming for my ball? That's the hurt.
Not that.
What? I wasn't locked in. You know what I mean?
Gotcha.
Mentally.
Gotcha.
I don't think you hit that actually.
No, well you're just wrong, let's watch this.
I'll take a double bogey.
That was a gimmie. No, that's a gimmie.
So that would be a triple bogey.
No, that's a gimmie. That's a gimmie. And watch this.
I'm just gonna make sure that we get the terms right.
Oh, nice.
Wait, did he do the thing?
He did the thing.
I did it again. Hold on.
I got to do better than that.
That's pretty good.
Hell yeah, finally about time tip. Oh, I bet you're touching my tip
This shot
What is that it? What'd you get? I got a double bogey if you don't want to give me the gimmick
Are you giving me the gimmick or no?
Yeah, you can have it this is how you do it
Okay, oh and watch this into the hole
Oh
So busy we say that you do like this
Okay, okay, can you please do one more but just maybe just a drive. It's a speedrun. Just a driver. Yeah, okay
He's addicted. He's addicted. He's addicted. He's addicted. I like doing the drive thing like it's getting better
I'm having a blast.
Yeah, this is actually really fun.
I knew you were going to love it.
I knew it.
Well, I enjoyed getting better, Terry.
Yeah.
Like hitting the ball once the way I wanted to.
It's actually worth hitting the ball bad like 60 times now.
It's actual Maxwind dopamine.
Yeah, exactly.
When you hit a snap, it's the one you wanted.
Pound or dink.
When he hits it, it sounds so good.
It's like a stoop.
You had a good sound from the water hit thing.
True.
You like snapped it.
Yeah, that was the tree.
I had to get down, Brian.
I'm not a bit of a little bit of a...
Yeah, I mean, we're sprinting.
I just said a push up.
Jeez, geez.
Look at this hole.
Which one?
No, like up here.
Just straight.
Dude, I actually got to get out.
I knew I'm gonna do it somewhere.
What about the poises?
Yo, look at this hole.
Look at the iPad.
I part five the world what all five five
What does that mean we got that if you get it in five, it's a par
So it's a long it's a long hole. Yeah for me and Jesse. This is like a whole day. No, no
No, not me. I got this
All right, I kid I go right over here straight center. Hold on. I got you. Okay. How's the wind this way? Okay?
So wait, what's the range on that though?
You don't even need to check?
Like 500 yards.
500?
Yeah.
500 for 500k.
Send it.
It's gonna be really...
15 bruh.
It's impossible.
He'd be the first guy.
Yo, is it like a Mark Rover video where he has like a rocket in his thing?
Yeah, yeah.
He just gets sent with it.
Lock him.
I don't know where that just went.
Wait, no.
It landed on purpose.
Did you go over the trees on purpose?
Yeah.
Holy.
Oh my, holy.
So I get to go I got the chills a little bit. I've got to chose the whole time
I think it's a medical emergency. You know what though?
Here's the proof that he meant to do that shot. Oh, you didn't mean it
He would have said four because the person's right under the ball
True, but that's kind of meta and fringe now that that is that's insane
Unless unless he's just an asshole
They he won one or the other has to be
Well, it's it when we see the ball
This one's for you mom
Yeah, this one's for you Frank
Oh
Oh my god, Wendy's yeah, don't say three fours in a row. You get me hungry. It came down. It came down
Yeah, it's in the sand. I honestly don't even know how this happened. It's the biggie bag. How the hell did I go that way? I
Don't need further than that house with an as little ball in this to me. I'm suing your ass
It didn't hit anything.
The tree.
Now, watch how it's done.
Okay. I will watch how it is done now.
Now, do I have a ball?
Here.
So this, by the way, in Goulton,
we got this a broke man ball.
It's the same ball as yours.
It's just a different color.
Don't make me do the hat thing.
Oh, a goal. I thought you were going to flip my hat.
you're gonna put my hat also who removed them my tea you put it in so bad
yeah I'm hitting bedrock
get it in bro okay ready yep I'm aiming at the emitting water and trees man I'm
swinging really hard yep am I legally allowed to take a drop in this dude again
yeah okay
It's just on the left side of the fairway.
In between the hills.
Okay.
I'm taking a drop.
I feel the shot good.
It felt a little bit like bricked, but also at the same time it also, the weight was like
I, you know what I mean?
Yeah, felt like I was a rookie. I didn't like that, but I like the shot though, but it was pretty great.
I'm taking a drop, I'm swinging three.
Please.
Do what I have to do.
I must.
If I don't hit this right, the world will explode.
Oh my god, four!
All right, well, now...
Oh, that was your real shot?
Yeah, that was my real shot.
The first one's better.
I know, but I took...
But then I did the thing, you know?
I did the thing.
Why did I do the thing?
Well, I was hitting at the simulator.
I come out here and it's not hitting.
Yeah.
You know, you tricked me with the thing.
You know?
I did the thing.
Why did I do the thing?
Well, I was hitting at the simulator.
I come out here and it's not hitting.
Yeah.
You think you tricked me with the driver by selling it to me?
What?
You think he's tricking me with the driver and made me buy a bad driver?
Okay, I paid him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I paid him instead of all like this.
Really bitch?
Really?
I'm sorry, but also, um, breaking news, reported three deads.
Oh, so we'll go that way.
Should we leave?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Oh man.
I'm gonna need another Corona.
For real.
Okay. Yes, air ski.
Send it.
Oh, I think I've read it. Really? Yeah, I've read it yet.
Wait, oh, mine did too.
Night D4.
Oh, where's your bullet? Uh, it should be right next to the dead body.
Somewhere over here. I can't, Cade's really good at finding it.
Just like a kid wait for him to drop like true. Yeah, that's you gotta do that. He just oh your ball
Oh, yeah, two balls wait one ball and one ball. One of them is not real
The first one was gonna be my little ball, but then I took a drop. I think I want to CGI. I took a drop
Oh my god. I'm in these people's backyard. Oh, yeah. Oh
God, you want me to look I can go knock at the door and if it's okay that we yeah, we'd have to we have to ask them
I mean, I'm going into their property. Yeah, that's not you keep the camera to this angle
Hey everybody, sorry, you know if you keep on coming backwards, you know what I mean?
You know what you're doing, I'm talking to you.
Whatever that is in the golf cart, they gotta be careful for real.
I'm not even kidding.
Be careful!
Oh my god, bro.
Really? Really, guys?
You're the intruder, not them, buddy.
Really?
Oh my god, we gotta go slay off the backyard.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Did it just kick in the backyard?
It hit the tree and it went... oh my god.
No, it did not go to the back. It hit the root of the tree and went to the back yard.
Sideway, next to me, I swear it's the way back yard. Yeah, oh, it did.
Did it go in someone's back yard?
Oh my God.
It was going so well and it kicked into the fence.
It was about to roll out of the stand. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it. I have to break in. I have to break in.
Oh, yeah, you have to.
I have to jump the fence.
Okay, next dog segment.
I cannot believe this.
Okay, that was an unlucky though. I'm not overselling it. That was unlucky.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it might be okay.
Do you have an archaeologist actually digging it up?
Dude, there's people actually digging it up.
Look at it.
Oh, production.
He's digging up like it's dinosaur bones.
Am I good?
Somebody else is cool, by the way.
Am I good?
No way.
Dude, this is awful.
No way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's locked in today.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Jesse, by the way, don't you dare hit the... Oh! Oh! Oh my God! That's the least
I could do. I was acting. It was a bit. All right, here we go. Cade? Oh, he left. He went home.
Okay, here we go. You know, we're definitely like the assholes now. It didn't move.
It's in a really bad spot.
Whatever it's moving by the way, okay, I can't even
Oh my god, oh my okay, I'm out I'm out I'm actually out I'm actually out
I can't see.
Wait a minute.
My ball's right there.
I can't see.
I'm sick of the PR or whatever.
Yeah.
I think we take a drop, Loki.
Really?
You think it's trying to get to the point where I'm ruining proper?
Yeah.
I don't think any streamer or YouTuber will be able to golf up to it.
You think this is like the Logan Paul thing?
Yep.
But that made him popular.
What?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
It's not worth it.
There's some Walter White in the car.
No, Jesse, no!
Jesse, don't do it!
Do I take a free drop?
Not free.
Then I'm hitting it.
Oh.
Be careful, by the way.
There's a tree in front of us
and one of us can die unironically.
Can I?
How am I gonna do this?
Please, not again.
I can't fucking possible.
This is just...
Oh my god.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Really, bitch.
This is not natural, so we have to drop it way down.
It's true.
Oh, further back, sorry.
We have really bad news.
It's still going.
Your ball's in the water.
No, it's actually...
It's gone forever.
I knew it.
No, that was your ball though.
That was your ball.
You give me that ball.
It's okay.
It's all good.
It's gone.
Gotcha.
Last hole, we're out of here.
Gotcha.
Thank you, sir.
Oh.
All right.
Just do it.
Yeah.
Just do it.
So, wait.
Oh, he's getting it.
Oh wow, oh wow. Stinged it. So I was in between the hills though right? Yeah. So
I'll just go in between the hills there. I'll do it real quick. I'll do it really
quicker. Hey he said we got to get out of here. Am I loud on this? And then he said
you rotten kids. So I don't know what that was supposed to mean. Then he said I'm
Out the way man.
Out the way.
I'm supposed to go in your cart.
No.
I'm going to myself.
All right.
Now I'm going to roll them over.
Yeah.
I'll roll them.
I see.
Holy.
By the way, the, uh, I think that was fine.
We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll cut out the bottom of that.
I think that was fine.
We'll cut out the bottom of that.
No, you're allowed to do that. That's all course.
I was just for the bit. Wait, that's actually allowed.
I know. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like,
I'll just play up for the bit.
What about the, do I drive that?
The three-wheel drive.
Yeah, you can't use a T.
Oh, it's not drivable without a T?
Correct.
That hard? It's not hard?
Yeah.
I'll go with the rough. It's only fair, right?
You think you can drive it?
It's pretty hard.
Without like destroying your driver?
Probably could.
It's the head.
The head is risky.
The head is lighter.
It would...
Well you'd never hit the center.
Exactly.
The driver's too tall.
Now where are we going?
Oh I see the net.
Yeah.
Straight down.
You have a ball?
So what would I put it?
Just come over here.
Yeah, come over here.
Go over here and drop it.
Right there is perfect.
Nice.
Ready for this?
Yep.
Same stance as the driver?
Yeah, a little taller.
A little taller?
Yeah, there you go.
Good.
A little far right.
Where did it go?
Is that a good way?
It's on a car path.
Sometimes that's a good thing.
But it'll be like a triangle, like this, that, you know, if you go to the angle, I'll go.
How many swings am I at, I gotta think here.
One.
The dog one, the backyard one, the unsafe one.
The one where people died.
Four.
Five.
Six, seven.
Yeah, I think I'm hitting.
That was a good one, that was a good one.
If I'm, maybe I'm hitting eight, I think.
Oh, see, probably over there.
Oh, we have to go to the bathroom.
We should go in there. No, we don't.
It's a part five.
He said only part three.
I think it's a room though,
Keep it on the on the on the grass. I don't think so
I think it's just some like you don't want to go up to the green or whatever
But the part three you don't want to mess up because there's so little grass
That it almost the grass there's your ball
But where this is insane, I mean you're set up good to hear so uh wood wood three
I don't know. Yeah, we would yeah, we would that thing. Yeah, okay. I
Would I will go way
Last shot.
Last shot?
Yes, sir.
We're not going to hold you up.
We'll just up on that if you want.
I'm going to pull the flag.
You can finish up.
Ready?
You don't want the cars.
I mean technically the courses both.
Get a good shot.
You know what?
I'll need one.
I bet you're going to hold out from here.
Hold up.
Ball on home.
Okay, go get your ball.
Let's go home.
We're going to hold you up.
Sorry about that, sir.
Yes.
Sorry about that.
I am sorry, sir.
Where's the divotette right here?
I can never get an oral shot.
Yes, sir.
No, we're brand new to the game, so we loved it.
It was amazing.
Gotcha.
Yo, you know what?
We understand 100%.
Yeah, he wants to hit it. Oh, look he's hungry for the ball though
This is like a praise gonna hit it one out of under here. He's the pro. He's just gonna hit it
We're done. Yeah, the noobs are done. Yeah. Thank you, sir
We got my ball
Drop me over that ball right there
We'll be watching
Turn the middle being watched here.
Just relax, act natural, have a nice break.
I'm gonna walk out, I'm gonna act natural.
Move.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay.
His balls are there, right?
Yeah, only him.
Only him, not me.
One shot.
It's all he needs though.
That's all he needs to be there.
Like me.
We should get out of here though, we should.
Yeah, I actually feel bad switching it.
This is like a-
You wanna just talk it now?
You know what, this has,
really, in it.
Okay, then we'll press them and the last move to the side the last shot and we got to go
You got to get it in the hole. We're not assholes. It gets you hit today. I mean true like otherwise
We're still gonna asshole wish right, but yeah, this is this is how we see. Yeah true
Get in the whole K to rassles by the way on the shade
Holy shit
That's my history.
Thank you.
We're out of here, sir.
He was just like me last night.
Yeah, I was sitting there like the whole day.
WKD just fixed up the green, too.
Really? Yes, sir.
Show me an example.
All right.
You want me to finish that?
I do finish that, no? No?
That's a gimme.
So if that's a gimme, would you get an eagle?
Yeah, if it was, that'd be nice eagle.
Wow, first eagle of the day.
Dude, that was impressive though, generally.
That was crazy.
You're amazing.
Yeah, thanks.
So, is the dude right on the back?
Yeah, yeah, follow me.
All right, full throttle.
Well, not, yeah.
I actually got a bottle though.
I actually, I made him.
Okay, for real.
Red shell, let me hit this in the corner right here,
ready?
Yeah.
Here's one, 20, go in.
Now it's supposed to be driving.
I'm gonna hit him when we hit the apex.
Yeah, just hit him, just hit his car.
Hit his car.
Bang, bang.
And nice break.
I swear if I was gonna hit it.
Great shot.
Thank you sir. Thank you.
Thank you so much. It was a pleasure.
It's not my first time. Yeah.
YouTube? Thank you.
We have to test the guy.
By the way. Actually, yeah.
What's your guy?
It would be him.
This guy? Yeah, yeah.
Take my dude.
No, him. The guy that just came out and yelled at us.
Oh, yeah, we'll have to get all the cards out. Oh, yeah. Oh, definitely
We're gonna go to bed. It's a common practice. It's a yeah
But we would have to get some cash out to don't so maybe we could do it on the flower time, you know
Yeah, yeah, but we never get to keep cash on us, right? Never. Yeah. Yeah, I normally just keep cash on any of my mattress
Kind of look at the girls here. Yo, yeah, close with that job or not. That was my shot
Really?
Bye!
I played really bad today.
But you played way better than I thought.
Yeah, but...
Then this marionette and it slows it by.
And next time we go, we're hitting fars.
Fars, bogies, bang.
Well, we need to like go driving ranges, though,
and just like get our irons better, get our drivers better.
It's like warm up.
It's like doing rocket league practice maps.
Yeah. Also, the cable's great.
I actually enjoyed it.
Yes, yeah, he gets it. He's he's he's life and does enough at the right time
Yeah, I mean he gets it and he's never even been in this world. Yeah. Yeah, so second one. He's like I want the second one
G for show
And the MC
I have nothing at all
This is like the most like for like like rich rich guy like you see this though grass is green music is playing
Yeah, look like
Yeah
like chillin. Nooo.
Gotta go back to the wifey kid.
There's just no talking. Just drive.
S&P 500.
S&P 500. Let me check them real quick.
Oh yeah, they're going up.
401K.
What's my kid doing right now?
College? W.
College.
Thank you.
And then?
I look at these.
Oh, these are the guys you tip on.
Oh guys.
Yo.
What do you got there?
That's amazing.
It was great.
Couple of bogeys, couple of eagles.
How many eagles do you got today?
Three.
Only?
Yeah, it wasn't a good day.
I'll be over here tomorrow.
Good morning.
Yeah, clean up a part a little bit.
Oh yeah, clean up a part a little bit.
Yeah.
One of these.
One of that.
This is my phone.
Here's your wallets.
Two.
I touched my car by the chipping greens.
It's a little bit of a wall.
Yep, be off.
100%.
No.
No, I don't want to.
Yeah, tomorrow what are we doing?
Canoe fishing?
You want to fish more?
Deep sea fishing with the yellow coats.
Oh, ball of lings.
Oh.
What the day after we could do anything?
Do you want me to go to that?
You know what we could do?
We could do, watch the game.
I don't think the game is that long, right?
We'll watch my game.
We'll go out.
Time down.
What time is it at?
We'll be outside that we'll be like in the range of places we could do stuff
You know I mean I'm down
Let's do no, but you see
You're true. No, no, this is a hey. Hmm. This year is gonna be crazy. We just let me know
Yeah, we got victory shit. We're locked in a pictures in Victor vectors a dugout. Yo
W. Christian, the sad driver.
W. Chris.
He hates it.
Yo.
No, but he's doing a great job.
Thank you, San.
I'm gonna give Kate a good old handshake.
Kate.
Oh, yeah, Kate.
Thank you.
Thank you for, thank you for being on, um, also I have your, your, your, his thing, nice, nice. Yeah. You did get the money, right? He didn't scam you. Oh, hold up. So there was an incident yesterday, but, uh,
cash?
uh what?
dude
I asked you if you could give me some cash on hand
you know what I mean?
I gave you the numbers
I gave you the cash
are you sure?
now we owe one of them
oh shit
no no no
just do whatever
I was gonna say
thank you sir
Revent so we owe you we owe him a hundred bucks
Hey, who didn't get paid?
Which one you guys didn't get money?
Nick, if you're watching, you have text
The number yeah, I'm talking to the camera. Yeah, I'm talking to Nick. Oh, I don't know if he's up in my nose
Make sure to send him like a bit. Yeah. All right. W. We don't have anything left in here
Okay, that's just like it. We really we really figured you're uh, okay
But you were growing everything like hey, you did fantastic we were impressed we were actually impressed because normally like uh
so some people sometimes are like
Designed you too much you're like perfect like on key and you've never done any of this before right?
I have a channel. Oh, oh, oh
What's your channel?
Yeah, there will be yeah an investment because when he's like pro pro we made him and then we get to go to the PGA
Oh
No, we'll we clap for real though because we're the boys. Yeah, it's up
Yeah, and he's gonna go ahead with that. What these guys are who are these guys?
That's for the hem and tiger gonna get in the car and settle all right
Bye little Kate little good
We continue on yeah food them
They're not forgetting nothing food segments. We said bye to him, but then we just walked back up. Oh
This is really weird. We said bye already and now we're right behind me
Oh
Where's the intersection that we leave them? That's a real bike. We have to we have to walk all the way. It's all the way
Yeah, so
Oh
Just kid can and golf that's it. Just like a cannon
Kade cannon golf make sure you subscribe. He will be shooting out more content. Kade is a W
And if he doesn't though if he doesn't I'm gonna be I'm gonna be complaining in the comments. Yeah
Planting.
Oh, it's some good exercise.
Dude, this is like, yeah,
and I think you always see that in movies almost, you know?
Yeah, yeah, no.
Like this scenery and all that.
But I'm from Canada and all that,
so like this experience is like not common.
Two years ago, you think I'd be jumping around
and sprinting and you'd be rolling, but same energy.
Really, bitch.
Really?
Yeah.
It's just like the ending of a movie.
I'm about to cry.
Oh yeah.
This music is the music they put up at the end of the movie.
And then we walk, and they stop frame on me, and it says, Felix became a professional
golfer.
Because the Kade ended up becoming the biggest golfing YouTuber that ever exists.
Jesse died.
Whoa!
That's all it says.
That day.
Wait, when? Oh god.
It's this. This is a step I missed.
Stop the skid, stop the skid. Don't manifest it.
Oh no!
Why did I run?
And this is the most awkward by-
you
What about my bag, is it here?
Wait, you know what my bag is that?
Uh, no.
Oh, are you there?
Oh, there it is.
We have all this other?
Thank you.
You did amazing.
You too. W Alex, W Victor.
And WXQC.
Excuse me.
I would never, oh my god, it's in my head.
Had a bad golf day.
But I had a good day.
Is there any liquid, anything to drink in that,
that cool-
Oh, same actually.
I am thirsty, dude.
Dude, I'm so thirsty, you know what I'm gonna say.
I would drink a Baja, a Baja Blas.
Oh, a Baja for sure right now, I would too.
Like, that's how thirsty I am.
I would drink liquid from a Camel.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't do that.
That was a day.
That was fun.
Yep, it was a good exercise too, you know what I mean?
Yes, well, we made it more athletic
by running around and jumping all the way up.
Yeah, you can jog near balls and stuff,
do stuff like that, jump in.
Oh, I'm done.
Oh, the print, what the?
Nice print, really?
Nice print.
Was it printed up, hella?
No, just at Crock-Cams. I ain't all that night. They assumed.
Wait, can I, can you make it so, can you put it here?
You see the chat?
Yeah, my guy's just dead.
Also, I was drinking this earlier, and I didn't want to do like a, like a, like a counter hashtag ad,
but this is genuinely awful.
Check.
I haven't read chat by the way once today, because my phone died immediately.
Oh.
Actually sad.
Yeah.
Yeah, we gotta do the wash thing though. It'd be kind of cool though.
Yeah, is that possible?
You can put a chat on the watch.
Oh, uh, I just want to make a custom app for the Apple Watcher.
Because that would generally be good.
But sometimes, maybe people wouldn't know you're reading chat,
and they would think you're, like, kind of being dismissive,
you know?
Like, oh, when am I at the clock?
No, I mean, it would be sick if I was able to look at chat.
Look, I filled all my circles in today.
1,900 calories burned, 107 minutes of the course.
I didn't know you'd get to those circles,
because when I had that, it's like a diagram.
I thought it was a background, but you can change it.
You can make it like a fitness circle thing.
All right.
Is there any drinks?
Cause I'm gonna have to drink.
Yeah, everybody gets water.
Like I was going to drink it.
There we go.
I mean, we have something about you.
Oh, a drink would be hella good.
Yeah, sure.
I'm kind of dying.
I can grab it.
Can you get my old water?
That's warm.
Can you get my?
Yeah, yeah, that'll work.
But it was up, that was my water fence today, right?
What have we got in here?
That probably what the fight was.
Oh, you show the stats?
I feel my problem is that the drives are hit or miss.
If I get a good drive every time,
at least I get a decent drive. We can get the score way closer.
Oh, you own me.
I'm pretty sure. No, I don't think so. No, I really had a bad,
bad, bad golf day.
How do we see the scores though?
This is the image and then.
This course was really hard.
Do what?
Exit the image, we pull it down.
And I hit the cross-sit.
Turn on these lights.
Oh, I shot 54, shot 51.
Get down.
So I lose.
Yeah.
So I lose.
Yeah, I won.
Bye.
Bye, 3.
You did good.
Thank you.
Yeah, you did, by like, all genuinely.
And I'm, like, you stuck with it too.
You weren't getting overly mad.
That's something that people do in golf,
they'll just get super mad.
Well, I miss the ball so very, very, very, very, very.
It's like, you know, you want to hit it again, you know what I mean?
No, you did great.
You did great, good job.
five holes and what four hours it's not too bad right what fall yeah that's okay
i mean was that a that was like four hours five goals right yeah i mean we took literally forever
to play golf but it's fine yeah it's fine so you did have fun now 100 percent i had a lot of fun
here i'm sick oh that's just fun cool oh thank you for the safe hunt where do you want to go now
But I mean, I well, I don't want to give you guys bad food
But we're trying to get some bad but I guess I guess I mean like some
Or do you want to because I also don't want to leave everybody hanging with no food for like a you know
I mean, I think we should all eat some food. What about a home door?
What about we home to rush home door dash and then they get to eat whatever the hell they sure yeah
Yeah
So yeah, yeah, because then we can act then let's actually try to play the video games. I
I feel like you gave each video game three seconds.
Sure, go ahead.
Well, I mean, if I don't put them, they can be fixed, they can't be fixed, right?
Alright, so home and then, yeah.
You want the rest of this?
I really can't.
It's too much sugar.
No, thank you.
Okay, I'll finish it.
If I don't have food, I can only drink two steps of the soda.
To the crib?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, because I want you guys to eat food that you want to eat, you know what I
mean?
It's just the new year, man.
The boys are house, just the new year, if you guess.
Yeah, it's all in the new year.
OK, cool, cool, fine.
This is fun though, I don't think it's fun.
Yeah, it is fun.
It's like real life, but just like an extra thing to it.
Well, I'll dress up in the room though, guys.
My dad was fine being like, I know last time it was going
to be weird because it was late, but it wasn't because it
was late.
It was for some other reason.
Yeah, yesterday it was like that at all.
He was like being scared or whatever.
Well, not scared, but like pressed, you know what I mean?
It was like a sitch, but it's all fine.
It's a situation.
It's not a sitch, like I'm gonna wait five years
to go guys, but this is what it was, whatever.
Oh my God.
It was like enough to where the stream had to end.
Yeah, but it, exactly.
Yeah, that was it.
At least I would say like, yeah, it's something big,
I can't tell you guys it wasn't like it was like that yeah no me well we're
on your good word we're perfecting it
it doesn't it's also unrelated to all yeah I was thinking that whatever all
wrong oh pretty much all yeah I thought the EV was like yeah not that
So smoke started coming out of the EV, you don't pass that out?
Oh no.
It went out before we passed out and then he got the message.
Bro, the EV theory was crazy.
The EV theory.
Holy shit.
No.
Yeah, people said that but they forgot it was actually so...
It was so kind of a tracker in it actually, yeah.
My watch out, it is all a joke.
I think it was very nice.
Nah, it was super nice.
Also it wasn't like the obvious thing you think now the second obvious it's not like none of those like come some completely off the
Yeah
Chess at F. Not normal. Oh
Yeah, this is the
The dark zone?
What do you think?
They said, uh, okay.
Sorry, sorry, we're back, we're back.
So you want to go home and then we'll order just something tasty?
Yeah.
You want to do like a food review?
Or just eat food?
I don't care about that.
Eat food?
Okay.
And then we got, dude, what if we, how long are we, how long is the stream so far?
I don't know, maybe four hours?
You want to do Halo 2 campaign?
No.
Okay.
Alright, bye.
I'm saving.
Alright.
Hey, it's an animal?
I think the trunk's open.
No.
Noar?
I clicked the button.
The production was telling me the trunk's open.
The window is red, clear red, no it's closed.
I think it's a club.
The window's open, no.
Also, I don't think we can...
Wait, are we on the course?
No, we're not driving brother
No, is this my fault because I got the thing out of the cooler
Really bitch I
I can't go off right I can't even close a door. Yeah shit. Oh, geezer. What?
dude
What about what about a um?
I don't know. I won't be like not some ideas. I think we actually do something tangible like some other idea
You need to start practicing. Oh, you want to start thinking idea ideas?
Yeah, like a kid like it like a like a we gone on the water some shit like we go fishing yeah
Well, one thing is you guys are practicing soccer
True. That's like something that has to start happening.
True, it is a long one. I mean like more immediate though.
Yeah, we can go kayak fishing.
No. Okay.
Oh, kayak fishing. Remember what Zoil did?
They went on the kayaks.
What about we build our own boat, we build our own fishing rod,
and we go to get a fish off of nothing?
Oh, like an actual challenge?
Yeah, the whole point is that we get materials, we build a boat, and then make a fishing rod,
then we scratch.
I'm fine.
I get DIY.
I'm down.
Yes, I'm down.
And then the whole point is to get on the water, float, and catch a fish.
Wait, we have to build a boat?
Yeah, all of them scratch.
Bro, we can't build a boat that handles my weights.
No, of course you can't.
How?
Because all I have to do is float.
How?
Well, it has to float, and then it'll...
Okay, what if we just start with making a fishing rod and then catching a fish and then making a fire and then eating the fish?
Okay, but the whole the whole idea though is to
Carry out the whole you just think you leave a faith that the whole thing's gonna work
You just pour some of your equipment. So you you want to build a boat?
Yeah, we get some wood if you want to do it. I'll do it. No, but we can make it like we build a boat
Okay, and then I can have your own idea. No, I'm listening. I just how are we explain?
How are we building a boat? You get some wood. Okay, then you you get some nails. How are we gonna
get how are we gonna make nails? You know, we buy the nails. Okay, okay, we're buying. No,
no, you're buying the wood by the nails. Okay, okay, I thought we were okay. That's where we
we're having. Oh you meant you meant from scrap? Because you said from scrap. Yeah, but we're making a freaking wrap. I generally would do that, but
It's I think it's hard to get a place that would let you get wood. So we're like Mr.
Beasting it in a way. You know what I mean? Like it's like it's like it's no with the premises in that we're lost in the woods
Then we're getting we're getting we're building a boat. Okay. Okay. Okay, so we're gonna home depot wood nails
nails, hemorrhage, make a boat, and then create fishing pole, catch fish, create fire, cook
fish, eat fish, Gigi's right.
Well we could do that, but I don't think I'm going to cook it for it.
So the stream is just to make a boat?
Yeah, so you would just build structure, right?
And then what you would do, you would nail a bag, a big ass plastic bag under, the water
We can also do the duct tape thing that they did on Mythbusters, it worked.
Oh.
We can do that as well.
You want to make a tree house, like Drake and Josh?
We can do that.
Now we need to find a place that will let us nail some wood to a tree, which is nowhere.
We have to find a tree.
That's the thing.
Oh, isn't it a polytree?
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, what's Chad saying?
GregStream flex tape, plant a tree, bike trail, okay plant a tree, okay, restaurant
thing that's got to happen that's you know already in the works, oh my bad, what else
what's that, oh look at GregStream, he's just putting himself in between us, oh
Aw, that's cute.
Aw.
I'm gonna eat it come to America if it wants to.
Rick, we love you.
Well, we're obviously inviting you to eat it come to America.
We love.
Let's do the TSM thing again.
But right.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Let's see.
What's other cool things?
Maybe eating?
Like who can eat the fastest?
Oh yeah, I didn't think about that.
We could do that.
Eating segment.
Yeah.
That'd be fire.
Then we could do.
What about a cooking segment?
And then we drive, we drive a segment to get food,
cook the food, eat the food, then drive out again.
No, no, no, that would be, no, no,
we both have a recipe, okay?
And then we have judges, and you cook a meal,
and I cook a meal, and then we feed it to someone,
and then we figure out, and then there would be Greek.
Dude.
And then I'm trying to save his life when it,
he just wasn't, yeah.
I'll make a salad. What are you gonna make?
I'll make a vegetable soup.
Oh, very nice. I'll make a salad. You make a vegetable soup.
That'd be beautiful.
What's he gonna drink? Water?
Nothing.
Otherwise, he's gonna ruin his palate. He has to taste the food.
True, true, true.
He's not even master chef. He's gonna be like master eater.
We should go to a sushi place and hit them up and have them teach us how to make sushi.
sushi. In Japan.
We have a guy that knows restaurant owners,
and he has to work at a restaurant.
Really?
Yeah, remember we met him.
I got his house last year.
Making sushi sounds hard.
That'd be sick.
In Japan.
And then in Japan, we go to the samurai,
where they make the samurai swords.
And instead, we make a golf club instead.
That's what they do in Japan, by the way.
Yeah.
They make golf clubs there and then we go to Korea to finalize the piece when we get this we get the stick
And then we go to K and we say we made this oh my oh my and it gets like knighted. Oh, and it becomes pro, right?
Dude brother. This is like it's like a it's like a multi-year storyline. Yeah. Yeah, this is the four on lower
What else do we have here?
Let's
Well the minecraft thing that's just something I know we've kind of gotten away from that a little bit
But the mic, not our craft, that's how it's done, we'll announce it when it's ready, when it's nearly ready, as in like...
Well they said it would take a week, I told them four days ago, so it should be done like three days.
So we have to start hyping that up and getting people to drive.
Okay, yeah, I'll send some DMs.
Okay, there's that.
Oh yeah, he's already pulled off, but I mean like, the best.
Race track.
True, true.
You could have a good set up for that.
Yeah, and you could learn how to drive it on the track,
because it's a little different than doing it on the track.
Well, DMV stream, I go get my license.
That would be a 48 hour.
Stopwatch, for how long you've been in the line.
Holy shit, how many fights that we got into?
Dead body counter?
You could have taken the driving test on the stream,
would be so good.
I did it, and honestly, I was thinking about it
when I was doing it.
It would not have any content.
It lasts about a minute and a half in a parking lot. Yep
I did the Florida license test right the actual one sounds about right you're at the parking lot you get out I swear
Your cars your cars parked you get out of the parking
You go forward
Then backwards
Then around make a left back into the parking lot because you never got a lot and then you park on the left done finish
There's no three-point turn or anything
Well, that's part of the getting out thing
And then I drove for like three years with a permit, but I always had to have somebody in the car when I drove
But I never got my license because you have to like be on someone's insurance in Florida
Yeah, that was a broken barely the audio was was supposed to shock in because it was the
My the wise mac was typing in the years. It's me died about me. Was it my mic? Oh, she died two days. Oh, wow
Why one two days how many dead?
Did they leave the stream on yeah, that's naming the bill actually now the years
Well, they left the stream on so should be fine
Millions dead that means you have tens of millions of viewers. Yeah, well also
You know the the the twitch tag like a audio thing. Oh, yeah, a lot more popping up with that. Oh, shit
Sorry about that guys. Sorry
What is some really cool things
What is that what is it?
There's anything yeah, and she was like, oh wrong wrong dude scientist. I have my license though
Let's scientist stream scientist full scientist lab gear. Oh, then we do for we do the Nile red classic stuff
You know what is that not read the chemist? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did I get today guys? There's a mercury. Yes
Yes, I think we're gonna find out it's the perfect voice like to go to bed too essentially
He turned his video on so watching it. You mean me, but not like in a bad way like he's got a calming voice
That'd be fun. What we're gonna reaction
I think we should do things that are a little more in-depth than what people usually do.
We take a day though.
Like go to a lab.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We learn about DNA and we create like a copy of a human.
Dude, we can clone somebody.
Yeah, we clone. Who would you clone?
It's us.
Really?
What if your clone takes your girl?
Is this the thing you think about?
Is that cucking? Is that technically cucking?
No, it's called reproducing your time.
Would you talk to your clone and be like, so, how did it go?
Like, does that make any sense?
No, I don't think I would do that.
You just keep it separate, kinda.
I don't know how to do that, clone.
I would probably just say,
No, actually.
What do you fuck your clone?
I'm being serious.
No!
Would you let him suck it?
I'm gonna suck it.
Alright, we're gonna go privacy check.
Guys, we're going dark.
I heard that.
Can you still hear us?
Yeah, they'll be over here.
Okay.
Yeah, scientists shouldn't know.
That's kind of pizza making stream.
I mean, I go to the restaurant, but I don't go.
I had a real pizza oven thing.
What was the...
What was this thing you made?
A pizza oven from scratch.
Okay.
Dude, I wanna do a billing stream.
Bro, if billing streams are garbage,
We only do one and then we learn forever. I'm down with a boat one
I think would be good and it would be funny because if it doesn't work
Yeah, but it would work though. Yeah, true. We would like I can build a boat. Yes
You get some lighter wood not to buy for us, right?
Do we get floaty devices to put on it? Oh, we should get those pool things that you use to save people on a pool
Put them on the bottom or is that cheating?
It has any materials that that are milled, right?
things that have been produced
But that you could do if you took the time so we'd have to figure out which wood is buoyant
We need very buoyant wood. What I think you just get like
These long-ass planks that are very flexible, but don't break and then you curve them around
And you put in the middle dividers and you curve it around me like like like I like
Green beans pod
Green bead pod.
Oh, so you're saying like it would circle around and then in between would fill it with something, fill it with something.
Like whatever's in the middle.
Yeah, put the seeds in the middle and put the wood around it that bends.
I'm pretty sure it's really hard to do.
No, it's not. Because we used to do skateboarding around when we were young.
Oh, is that the logic you're using? The bendy wood?
Yeah, bendy wood.
And it wouldn't break either.
Gotcha.
Oh, if I step on it.
when you finish building it we could take it to an island and then you have to
get back to Miami from the island because there's islands pretty close to
you start on the island with your boat you know we'll have a helicopter yeah
and I love a dumb cam 100% what island though you know the island it's not that
far from here well you know the direction then he's not the compass
Yo, that was really, that was really, that was really far, that was really far.
I was thinking about it when I was singing a joke and I was like that might be too far.
And I still bit it.
No, it was kind of savage though.
What about a clothes making, uh, what are your guys doing?
Yeah, maybe that would be a copy.
Yeah, it could be a copy.
Or could you do it with him?
Ooh.
Well you made the clothes first.
True.
I can give him some help if he wants it.
Yeah.
I can design.
I think my ideas are good.
What is a fun thing to watch?
Corn husk eating contest.
What is a corn husk?
Or like a corn on the cob contest, I mean.
How much corn can you eat?
And do you eat corn the long way?
I cut it.
Really?
Yeah.
You can't you like them short?
So I used to have braces and it would get in your brain. Yeah, it braces
Yeah, it would be stuck there. You're cooked like you'd never eat corn with braces
So what you do is that you you cut the slabs
Usually like five or six slices. Oh you're talking about that
You can do four, but I like to do five like a pentagon around it and then you dump a piece of butter
butter, you mix it up, then you salt the top, and you take a bite that's like a butter
bottom.
So it's just like regular corn that you cut off of?
Yeah, but it's so good though.
Like it's so juicy and buttery.
Like oh wow.
When's the last time you've done that?
Dude, this year.
Oh, okay.
That was like a nostalgic thing or something.
No.
So we do it like corn string, nostalgic corn string.
What about a nostalgia string?
Just anything that's nostalgic. Like anything that you can think of that's like, like skateboarding.
And for me it'd be marching band. So I'd have to have a marching snare.
A marching band?
That's nostalgic for me.
Mmm.
Let me go out there with a snare with a whole marching band and just feel myself for a second.
Mmm.
What about we do it either thing or we're in a classroom and we get bullied really hard.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah.
I remember that.
Sorry.
They can't see, they just hear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is like a podcast.
This is a podcast, yeah.
Welcome to the car podcast.
Today, my guest, XQC, welcome.
Welcome.
This is called, this is the black screen episode one.
Or we talk about...
Anything.
Woman.
And...
Now, why do they annoy you?
I just don't know.
I just don't get it.
Why do they even know you do?
For me, it's when they just don't...
I can't...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna do a degree segment, but if people don't understand it, though, it's gonna be...
You know what I mean?
I can't...
I know, there's no...
It's like a funny skib, but you can't go through it.
You have to know the joke.
Yeah, yeah.
If you need to know three references, right?
Yeah.
Then your joke, you might just hit them all.
I'll change this up.
I got this.
Why are animals smarter than humans?
Hmm.
Dude, that's actually a good one.
I think they are, because they've been around and we have not.
So you think like a pigeon is smarter than you?
Yeah, but the thing is though that the poons fell out because they don't even hunt their
food with spears though.
True.
Well they have biological spears on their face.
Wow.
They go that way?
Let me check.
It looks like 743,000 years ago.
Well, that's true.
True.
Wow.
Yeah.
That, that's deep.
That's actually hell of a deep, but yeah, I mean, I love Greek, W Greek, GreekStroen
in the podcast.
Say what's up, Greek.
Hello, mate.
Uh, what do you want to talk about tonight?
Uh, let's talk about the state of what, okay, we muted him.
He was going to talk about women.
And move on to the next topic, food.
Okay, okay. Spelling B. Spell.
you
I
Say
So not tomorrow the next day. Yeah, oh
Yeah, that's crazy that you did that. Yeah, and then you pulled the shoot
Well, I had to first
Why was it dangling out? Oh
Oh, I'm gonna use that.
Oh, why was it dangling out?
Well, that's what we usually have when we unfold it.
Oh, that's why you have to rubber band.
Yeah, so the technique called the roll, you're gonna snail it around.
Like a fire hose.
Yep.
Gotcha.
Very cool.
That's my trick.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Make sure I don't make glasses.
I have a Yeti cup somewhere. I gotta make sure I bring that because it's my favorite cup of all time.
It's not in this car, it's in the kitchen, it's in your house.
And I left my AirPods here too.
Oh my god, my god, my god.
One second, shit.
Yo, Victor.
Yup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got any left?
Yeah.
I'm busy.
Can you bring the earbuds for me?
The earbuds?
We're live right here by the way.
Oh, I didn't plan to get off.
Hey, Felix.
It's still dark.
You look good.
I saw you doing it.
You look good.
Thank you.
It was great.
I love fun.
Hold on.
Try it.
Yeah?
OK.
No, no, no.
Take me out.
Oh.
Felix, do you need anything?
No.
OK, good.
OK, so we keep a low profile.
Oh, I'm looking good.
OK, good.
Are you happy?
I think you can see.
OK.
I'm kind of tired.
Okay, anything else I should know?
No.
Okay.
There's a police cruiser running around the development.
Okay.
I need that off.
Wait, he's trawling.
He's trawling, he's trawling, he's trawling, he's trawling.
Where are we?
Um.
I forgot what we meant.
Let's see.
Yeah, okay.
Sorry.
Well, he was only trawling.
Why is he there?
I need that, where did he say it?
Yeah, oh, there's a police cruiser in the area.
I need to stay off, like, come on, bro.
He's made himself worse than I could ever imagine, he was up and said what?
He wants to drive on the golf course?
Do you want contact? Okay look at my feet, what walks this?
We're gonna hear him, he says to me.
Up, up, up, I see.
Hey, we're gonna hear what he's saying right now.
Oh, yo, yo, Pat!
Pat! Pat!
They can hear you, wrong shot on the mic, the mic is like, here's everything, you gotta have to go.
Oh, man, it's not me that's not me.
Why?
You believe excuse me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
I'm not putting it on at all.
No, I'm just going to put my eyes on it.
Okay, yeah, but...
If you don't have the...
You're worried about us, how are you going to pull on the way?
Yeah, I'm not pulling on the way, guys.
Okay, so...
I'm just gonna put my eyes on it.
Dude, dude that's a nice push.
Thank you.
I don't want to go to the pool all of a sudden, you know?
You feel...
I don't really want to go to the pool.
All right.
Well...
Yeah.
I'm gonna be wet and then I get it over to home.
Oh yeah, truly well.
Well, I wanted to do a content thing, but I have to do it right here.
Ready?
Ready.
Ooh.
Nah.
Wait, let me do it again.
Nah.
No.
What'd you learn that?
Is that Michael Jackson?
Nah, I made it.
I showed him.
I showed him how to do that.
I have a bowl.
Cool.
Are you really going in the bowl?
No.
But make sure you get water, you're drinking water?
Yeah.
Okay.
Bring it over with some water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get a nice little cozy little bit.
And then I want to just vape and I want to chill.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
Dude, are you tired?
No, we just had a lot of running. It was good exercise today though.
Have fun.
What do you want to do? You want to iron up tomorrow?
What should we do?
Well, you have follow-leaks tomorrow.
No, so I...
Is it?
Yeah, right? Victor?
I'll let you know, Louis.
Okay, check.
Yeah.
That's a good schedule.
There are probably lots of them.
Draw me like one of your prep.
Draw me like one of your french girls
Okay, I didn't have the room and all the stuff with the audio and shit
Oh, sorry we're doing that. Okay
I don't have a good ending and I'm like a tech Andy segment, you know
I mean, yeah, like a little like a tech Andy and you know, I think we did good
And then we'll have another really good show tomorrow 5 p.m. I just thought so
Okay, how about it? How about this? I
Um, I start normal string, just do that, and then we do go outside and do soothing fun.
Yeah, and then, well, let's shut up. What are we going to do? Fun?
Oh, you're going to go bowling?
Yo, we could do it. You think I'll be fun?
I'm on.
What is your thing for bowling?
Yo, bowling could go hard.
When we play bowling with the sport stuff, it's fun.
What are you saying?
Because it's good for nighttime, because it'll be, it'll have to be after dark.
There's no, often after dark is like almost none.
What's tomorrow? Thursday?
That's not even like a busy day either, probably.
It's not like a weekend, Friday.
Yeah, definitely. I think that's hard.
Good idea.
Bowling's not arcade?
Yes.
Arcade's a little bit harder.
We'll be the last members.
Yeah, well, even bowling might, but like, could we like maybe schedule bowling
and maybe just tell them we're recording and stuff?
Well, I don't mind the people.
that like more people come in if you already there right they're not snipers
right more come in yeah I mean
maybe you want to get security and just try it yeah we're gonna choose one guy
right we're just going to the guy that we are yeah I'm just bringing the guy
with us and then but boy you guys know I want to bowl but can we find a bowling
that has a arcade?
Like a David and Buster Boling couple?
Yeah, exactly.
Mmm.
I don't know, maybe even go-carding? I don't know if I can fit the go-card though.
I will say.
Chellos Chellos Chellos disagree on me.
Other consumers disagree with me, and then they agreed it.
But, I don't want to, I don't want to be weird.
Go-carding is one of the hardest things to catch and experience,
and it ends up being like nothing.
Nothing, but if we both have cameras on our heads go pro then that's pretty hard
W yeah, then another day will do that but we can yeah
Yeah, we need to order some stuff to do that. Let's do that
Let's get a set up. I know a guy that owns a pro karting track here. He's a F1 driver
Yeah, I'm not kidding in West Palm. Well, I don't know that's all right
All right, like you would have so we can like I can actually like shut it down
I just you can do like 1v1's invite other friends. We're part part. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like race cars
It's like faster than the one like if you collide like bad yeah
Yeah
Museum with F1 cars let go pro on the fly. Let's get all your shirts to do that
Just I just need like a little bit of lead time to ask them
Let's get streamers. Oh, yeah, if you want and I thought you just get streamers that aren't gonna like hurt us though
Dean
Dean W. He's been doing W. He's even I won't like fuck like fuck up the experience
I mean, I'm not trying to get weird, but you know what I'm talking about.
Who?
Oh, and then the ones that are like,
oh, we need a clip, whatever, let's wrap somebody in.
Yes.
Yeah, no, I'm always going to do that.
Yeah, none of that.
I don't think Rachel, oh, I mean, I don't think Rachel's going to do that.
Oh, did you eat a toenail?
Oh, that's fucking gross.
Yeah, but it looks infected a little.
Oh, I go to the doctor for a toe.
I go in there and I see my toes, I tried biting this toe and it hurt.
Yeah.
So, bowling tomorrow I think is Pog with Arcade.
If we can't do Arcade, I think we prioritize bowling though, bowling segment, W and Stream.
And then next stream after that, if we don't get an Arcade, we do an Arcade Stream.
Yeah.
Right?
And then we get to compare that with the Japan stream that we do when we're creating.
And we're like, holy shit, the Japan one's so close.
And then we get GoPro set up Mario Kart style party.
I think if we with the right camera, but the auto the auto have to be compressed really hard
We have to compress the up because it's so loud fucking annoying
Speed literally flew on like kites on the air. Yeah, but we heard like I'm telling you like
their notorious or being like the noise is
is like direct into it like it's bad.
It is aircraft, microphones expensive.
What is it?
Oh, I mean the H.
Like the ones that they use there
because that like cuts everything out.
We could do a test beforehand on a secret channel
and you could see how the audio is.
Oh!
If you're like this is good enough for now.
The route audio of the in-game comms.
Quality of the in-game comms.
Yeah.
We should add comms to the rest of the talk though.
Let me show you this.
We didn't actually execute any plans, though.
Oh, let's say it's surely.
So one guy.
I got one guy.
Yeah, no, this shit's happening, you know, so it is.
We got that thing.
Also, all I can say is that we can get upstairs.
So that next time we can actually go to the computer
and see what's in the numbing.
Yeah, just make sure that shit's like, oh,
and it would be nice if you can set up a double-edged set.
Another PC.
Well, another PC.
Well, that would work.
Or it would be a million times better.
Cotton sweatshirt shop.
All right, next topic, next next topic.
He tested um, let me see
What is this if you will say he's right any ideas Victor
Sailing learning how to sail and then going somewhere said ski
Just use hard. Is it you would like wake surfing? I did enjoy it wave surfing wake surfing kite surfing
What does that mean? It means you're up, you know wakeboard it
No.
It's like a snowboard on the sea.
Oh, is it the ones that people would, like a boogie board?
You put it in the water and stuff like this?
No straps.
Oh, we talked about the, like a...
There you go.
And then you snowboard on the sea.
Is it like the ripstick of water you're talking about?
No, no.
You're getting dragged by the boat.
Oh, last time I did that, my pants fell off in the lake.
Ooh.
We'll strap it with a, like a rope.
Yeah, we're strapping around.
But kite surfing is insane.
When I did it the first day, you just
learned how to raise the kite.
And then you go into water, and you
have to know how to raise the kite and how to pull you.
OK, that's scary.
But what if it goes too far?
Is it an emergency release?
So if it fucking flies, you press it,
and it gives you an extra five feet of slide.
And then you die.
Is it?
How scary is that?
That sounds really scary to me, but we could do it.
We could do it for our planet.
When you're in a desktop, next time, look at footage
of kite surfing.
It's pretty fun, though.
I find it more fun than surfing because surfing or like waiting for a wave for like fucking 10 minutes
Basketball? Bang! Basketball? I mean we could do that anytime right?
Yeah
I'm a big baller myself
Alright, I'll stand up, I'd like to kill you
Yeah
Yeah, so tomorrow like maybe bowling sounds good?
Bowling arcade, no arcade, we'll have solo arcade
You know like we could do days too like where we're streaming desktop and then I'm like alright fuck it I'm on my way to your house
your house and then we just go into it.
Yes, I think we should do that.
I think that would probably be the absolute best.
You're just feeling kind of like L.
It's like I'm just going to come over.
I'm just going to do something.
Yeah.
Oh, you also have a really good idea.
Like today's the thing is we'll all do that.
Yeah.
Some days we'll just like, what do we have?
Rocket League O-Bang?
It's like, come on.
Yeah.
Anyway, guys, I want to be like Texian,
be like a tech anywhere and get mad.
I'll just wrap it up and then I'll just jump in a pool
and fucking call it a day.
Do you want to see a flip?
Yeah, sure.
Really?
You guys didn't do a flip before?
Yeah, we did before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want me to do the outro?
Yeah, ready?
Classic outro.
Look at this.
Holy.
Right?
Look at the tan today, though.
Look at the tan.
Okay, ready?
Hey, you're going in with those pants?
It's going in your underwear.
No.
Okay.
You're trying to see them in his underwear?
All right.
We're trying to follow him.
They're tighter.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you guys for watching today's golf adventure with XCC and me, Jesse.
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Green apple.
What a good thing.
I sucked your life.