Les amoureux sont comme le boulevin
Ils donnent de la joie au pied du chagrin
Affaiblis par la fin je suis malheureux
Pôle en temps chemin, tout ça ne cache pas
Car rien n'est gratuit dans la vie
I don't want to tell you that the castle in the stars is not for me
Let me kill you and take my hand
We are going to fight for you guys
Welcome to Cooking Challenge, where me and Jason will go head to head in the Cooking
Challenge.
Well, it doesn't look like it's going to be easy for you, I'll say.
I have a lot of cooking experience.
Yeah, I could tell.
Really, bitch.
Okay.
All right, let's get it.
Let's go to the store, shall we?
We shall.
Chad?
What do you think?
Chad, what are we going to do with the idea that we said about yesterday?
we're going to do the idea that we thought about yesterday, we're going to have a budget
we're going to try to get each one, oh should I get my chair now?
yeah.
yo.
you've got serious not all day.
yeah we've got real serious.
we'll get a budget, buy ingredients at the store, come back, cook this whole thing
up, and we'll have some special guests eat the food, jesse and all of his friends.
really thick.
and Dean So-Cool from Among Us.
Yeah!
I didn't know you were counting.
I didn't know you...
Oh, that's right!
From GBRP!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hey!
Alright, let's get it.
Your title didn't change, apparently.
And...
Classic.
Please?
That's what you told me.
No, no, the title's like, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's probably...
He has to refresh, probably.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe you just...
Yeah, yeah, chat.
Any more, right?
Cause when I hit it, Jackson, oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, yeah, music.
Oh, you're right, it didn't change!
Is he in mod on here?
Oh, now it's gonna do that over and over.
Alright, then.
Well, you're right, eventually.
Let's get it.
Oh, oh, yeah, we're going to the store with this.
Yeah, we're going to the store, I guess.
So we're not going to get bullied like that now.
Also, it kind of looks like the guy that works at Chernobyl now.
Yeah, yeah.
2.5, right?
Yeah, 100s.
Not going into the turn of the valves.
Not good, not terrible.
Oh, you're saying it's used in the roadblocks here?
No, I'm sorry.
It's a little bit of a block straight here, right?
Uh, yeah, it's used in the brick.
Just pull.
You're just pulling the bricks on them?
The bricks.
Uh.
What's the setting?
What's the setting for me to be in the middle back?
Whatever you want.
Sorry chat, just a second.
Oh my god.
Shall we?
We have a lot of time too.
This is sick.
Got my vape pocket.
Yeah?
Don't they look like a lot of character back here?
Should I try to film it guys?
It's nice.
Yeah?
I'll box you up a little bit.
Oh no, not box me.
You should film it a little bit like a...
One guy?
Just a few, just a few minutes.
One guy said holy fat.
No.
Yeah.
I don't know.
No!
Yeah, he did.
But why did you read that one guy though?
I don't know, you have to get one guy though.
Let me see if there's another guy I could read.
How about instead of the flavors in the store, you give us the flavors of your baby.
Give us a...
I'll give you a taste test.
See, I'm ready to get to see that one here, right?
Yeah, you want it a bit low?
There you go, they can see that.
It's kind of like a...
It's like a sour apple with ice.
That's quite delicious. Would you like to try some?
I don't think not.
Let me show you the ingredients on that.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Sour apelice.
Nice!
You had it wrong.
I'm good.
Dude, you're like a vape crossover.
I'm the taste test guy.
Well, who's vape is that?
I don't know. I found one on the ground.
He puts his lips on it?
Yeah, mine don't.
Yeah, it's kind of what it's kind of this thing.
Don't cough, I think.
I'm telling you bro back here the lighting bro a big I'm not gonna lie to you bro. We gotta work all
right don't use it we don't use life I'm like all right yeah of course we don't
So you're like, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
That's why I'm gonna look at that.
So, somebody that doesn't, Dean, it's so black.
It's like, bro, I'm not allowed to care.
That's worse, it's worse.
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I have to come to the top.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm telling you, it needs, we need a sunroof.
Just get the car up there.
Oh, shit.
Can we turn these up a little bit?
No.
I did nothing.
It works, at all.
I'm trying.
Bro, I've been through this with Nick,
I've been through this with so many people.
Yeah.
Well, WDN, though.
Yeah, W.
Yeah.
That was fun.
Did we talk about the...
All the way to go?
Did we talk about the price thing?
Yeah.
We didn't?
We didn't.
All right.
They're typing WDN and they're flying right now.
Yeah.
You don't frosty?
I don't know what this is.
Oh, I didn't get them chats.
I don't want to chat.
I don't want chats in there.
Yeah, frosty.
Frosty.
I ain't tapped in like that Jesse you've been in the game for a minute now, bro. Yeah, I ain't tapped in like that
Playing golf. I'm playing golf in jibber
Well, I've seen some of the clips from that
No, the golf. Yeah, I'm sore. Really? Yeah, that was a lot of exercise
We're running and jumping is that our sprint. Do we think we got a little we burn a bunch of calories. Yeah
None of the exhausting. Yeah, let's hope seatbelt
Yeah, of course because one is the law to me to want to get a clip
I just said don't want to get it. I don't want to get hurt. And I and if I fly through this car
They're getting hurt up there. It's like a freaking cannonball. Yeah, I didn't even see about honestly
No, you're not even that big, but you start wobbling wall bed. Oh, yeah, exactly like a pinball
Multi kill. Yeah kill tacky
Maybe I should go into deep on you so you know, it's you sure about that. Yeah
yo if I were to get debunked one of these days I can't be mad I've been
debunking everybody else someone said flying Jesse question I don't know
flying Jesse what do you think you mean by that
um I don't have wings what does that mean what does that mean no you have
wings you have wings I've been noticed of the Chatham putting a lot of ass keys
in the chat yeah and I've been seeing those well what there's a dress keys
You know what ass kids like um, it's like a letter art
Put the G1 normally see like the octopus ones or like the like the eight cocks. Oh the hydrocock. Yeah
OG that's all G
Like look at this one. There's all may one is awful
Well, this is all may one jet look I'm puking or something or crying
No, no, no the one that there's one that you kind of
I love boys
Oh
Like look at this water it looks like white speed
It's just a cat
Force him.
Cool.
These guys are doing a rat on the XG's hat.
Sus.
I love this one.
That's nice.
That's the G.
Aw, that's so good.
That's a nice one.
Now do the one where it's him when he was jumping in the air.
The chud.
Do the XQ chud.
That's nothing.
We don't have that one.
No, that's a chud.
Yeah, but I've never had a chud in sand though.
So we don't have that emote.
What is the chat?
Bro, I find that it's not a good thing, a couple days ago.
It's not?
No.
It's like a chat in reverse.
Yeah, it's...
And I said, at first I was like, yeah man, best chat ever.
Yeah, bro, it's not a good thing, I was like, fuck.
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
I love food.
I don't know if you guys know that, but it's a very fun segment for me.
There's a few clues.
But, can you actually cook a good food though?
Yes, I can cook.
Because everybody can eat, but not everybody can cook.
Not you.
Mmmmm.
Alright.
Yeah, that's what you get best.
That's a middle of a joke man.
Nah, that's what you get best.
But, no, I can cook and I can season very well.
And you can eat it too.
I can.
See?
And you can.
And I did another fat joke back to back.
Even though we're ready for such a thing on that, and we will be later.
No, but you're good on it a couple more.
You guys are like completely opposites.
Oh my god, yang yang.
Oh my God, like God's skin duo.
Slim, he's husky, right?
Okay, no, that was a better way to put it.
That is.
Some people say that God's skin duo.
You never seen that before?
Yeah, they've been saying that.
I think you know this.
No, I don't know.
What's it gonna say?
I think it's an elderly.
It's not an elderly.
There's a skinny boss and a fat boss.
End it together at the same time.
Oh, shit, okay, I can see it now.
That's a classic.
That is perfect.
Add it in.
Would you mom back, too?
Jesse?
Mountain bike. Oh mountain bike. No, I've never mountain. I thought you called me mountain back
No mountain bike I've never done before but I would it looks fun. It's demanding
I just feel like my weight like because you have to turn and like what if I just can't turn in the weight continues to go
Well, yeah
Wade band
The last of Wade band. Yeah, it's like a waterbed thing. That'd be sick. I'm just saying bike ride. That's cool
Yeah, that's funny. That's the good man.
Yeah, that's sick.
But I think what you remember that is that when you're going up the mountain though, it's demanding.
Already when you're skinnier, you get a lot of weight together. It can be a bit demanding.
And my muscles and my legs go kind of crazy though.
It's more about stamina though.
I kind of got that too.
The F1 incident would like to...
No, no, no, but that was a different Jesse though. That was literally a different day.
F1 incident?
I just was out in the sun for about one minute
And then I had like practically a heat stroke and they had to give me three coca-cola's and I was just on the ground
Yeah, but he sat with me the whole time to be friends. Yeah
No, we said we sat next to like the VIP like everyone all the celebrities walk up it
We sat next to it and we had people deliver them like oh and on water
Oh water a drink a cocoa go like you know me like it's crazy. Yeah, they're like is he gonna die?
Yeah
Yeah, I was going to say, cook or hold the hybrids.
No, it's just that they thought maybe it was blood sugar to the drop and now it's just the sun touched me for one minute.
Yeah, some of the blood's used.
I'm not a lot of you, man. You guys started coming outside, like towards the wind, starting to get hot.
Yeah.
It's about to be summer soon, you guys are going to die.
Well, the thing is, we were going to be late.
Remember, we were going to be late, so we had to run.
Oh, yeah, we ran.
So I was at my heaviest, and I was running, and we ran like probably a mile.
You lost a lot of weight, right?
a lot of weight right? Yeah thanks. What do you mean right? They told me. Yeah true. Yeah I did.
That was like bro he's lost so much weight. How many pounds of pounds?
Not thousands, 103 pounds. That's what he said. That's a lot, that's a lot of weight. Yeah but I
probably gained a weight yesterday because we had a big dinner. Oh a big dinner? Like a very
big dinner. How big was our amount? Like a big dinner. Like we had it was all you could eat buffet.
It was like a cream barbecue place, my chad.
The guest who suggested going there.
We'll see you in the chad.
It was really good.
It was cream barbecue and hot pot.
It was delicious, bro.
At one point, we ordered a round of food,
and then it was no place allowed on the table.
It was full of stuff.
I was like, this is way too much.
20 minutes later, it was all gone.
It was all gone.
Because he curbed it.
Okay.
No, he was like really kind, like he kept putting the food on my plate.
Yeah.
He knew.
I love you a feeder, bro.
He knew.
I would eventually get it all, bro.
He knew.
Chad, it was Felix's idea to go.
Yeah.
Not just you.
Yeah.
All these people making the sanctions.
And the sauce bar, too.
I made the perfect.
None of you guys made a sauce.
That's like one of the best things.
Oh, I dumped the soy sauce into the rice.
I did.
Soy sauce, hot oil, cilantro, green onions, garlic.
You mean the hot pot?
Not into it, just as the sauce thinks.
You take the meat and you dip it in that most second.
You know what I'm doing?
It's already cooked stuff,
even when it's burnt or whatever,
on raw stuff or whatever.
You just put a little bit of everything in the hot pot.
Oh yeah, you just grab it.
Yeah, you just grab it.
Because it'll boil and it'll make like a nice taste.
I wanted the frog legs,
I wanted to do that
Which is how like
20
Oh, you had that point. I'm guessing in the 30s. I used to be 28 for about four more years
Three oh three oh relax three oh
Brand new it's brand new dirty brand. No, it's not I'm not gonna lie to you. This is the best times of your life
I'm letting go right now. Hmm. It feels like your fucks are just completely gone. You're true
I've had a few fucks gone. Yeah, they're just completely gone
Just gone zero fucks
That's not 30. I saw a couple fucks right now
Oh, also, I remember way back in is that we said it whenever you're zero. You're not really zero
Like when you're born you say you're zero year old right? No, but you're actually nine months old exactly
That's cow
No, because like you're alive. You're just in the stomach. Yeah, it look is it Korea
Yes, it's Korea that does that.
I'm not, I was zero months old, bro.
I came in fresh start, fresh spawn.
Fri- Absolutely zero, zero.
Zero. No stats, no passives, no debuffs, nothing.
Hmm.
But, well, I can't swim, but I can't, that's a, that's a de-roffing effort.
Really, you guys swim?
Fuck no, bro.
Dude, let's do it, let's do it.
A, a, a Dean swim streamer.
Brother, I paid good money for live guards to try to teach me how to swim, and they have failed me.
What is it? Why, why can't you?
It's
You can't dog paddle no, I can't I can get to the wall, but I can't tread water
We're just in the military
Yeah, what's in the military? Yeah, no army. I didn't choose a navy
So just a river between you and the enemy
We go Dean there's a river
Yes, it's our building a bridge
Oh
Yes, we just have to so no I'm more like 40 pounds with the equipment like I'm not fucking terrible even so naturally
That's insane 40 pounds is crazy though. No, it's not that's just that's like the best in the demo the bags like another mind
What's our price limit per person here?
so my idea first was a
I was thinking about the price of it, I thought 70 bucks,
she'll say it's a lot, but since we don't have a lot of
stuff at home, right?
If we, yeah, something like a spice, whatever,
we'll have to buy every one of the things, right?
So it'd be like, it's one of those things where like,
the first time you cook it, it's like 70 bucks,
but every time you do it again, like 30 bucks,
and I mean, they're even saying 100,
they're even saying even more than what you said.
Really?
$100?
100 is way too much.
I thought it was a lot.
What's the price of the cooking though?
I have an idea of what I want.
Okay.
Actually, I have no idea what you want.
Well, I wanted to cook a spaghetti ball of knees, but then...
You just told the judges.
Oh, I need to break the fourth wall.
Like, we're not doing that anymore.
Because we won't be able to hide from him properly.
Yeah, I mean, either way, as judging, just pick the best food.
Like, just go to the neighbor's house and bring him in.
Okay. Hey, what does that have to do with the neighbor's judgment?
Yo!
Are we losing our job?
No, no, no.
They would be the unbiased.
Are you going to poison your neighbors?
Okay.
I drove all over here in sports.
Whoa.
Bro, more prices through the roof right now.
Yo.
This guy said, is Greek hunting the food for them to cut?
Whoa.
But this is an old bit of inside being because we had Greek on a rant the other day.
He was on a rant for like an hour and a half.
About how the world, like people need to do their role and men need to go back
to hunting because most of people on earth have still need to hunt with a spear to get
food.
Yeah, he thought this.
Grock said that.
What?
Yes.
That's not the way.
Yeah, he thinks this.
Like actually.
Yeah, yeah.
And then Grock said it was .01% of the world still does it.
Yeah.
He was saying majority.
There's like a nice little, you know, probably a couple villages in Africa and somewhere
in Asia.
South America.
He was thinking like most of Africa still does it, most of like the whole East culture
still does it.
Yo, so what he's saying is that the speed stream did nothing for anybody because yeah
Yeah, like it didn't importable that there's there's civilized societies and develop cities they built that for the stream apparently
Like on some North Korea types like some green screen
They were building as he was walking forward
All right now we're not with a great machine on a Greek segment. That's good. I love you
It's gonna be a great day. We got a lot of stuff planned.
This is not as out the... Bro, this is gonna be a long day.
It is. It's a long fucking day.
It is.
And then we got that table at the club tonight too.
That's you guys both, remember?
The one out? What's up?
The one out?
No, no, no.
Table at the club.
Oh!
The club.
I love the club.
The mighty clubs are deadly the best.
Sort of best.
It's better than that leg club, it's better than that club.
Oh, you're actually true.
True.
I've been to one club in my life.
Which club was it?
It was just one in West Palm Beach, in Climatis, and the music was so loud that my...
Movie shop?
I'm not sure.
I really don't even remember it because I was already drunk before I got there.
Nice.
And the music was so loud that I couldn't hear anything, and then I realized why they do that.
It's because they want you to get really close to the person to speak to them.
Oh, well why don't you brush things then?
Then you gotta leave.
Then you gotta go to the bathroom where the towel guy has got all the gum stuff and all
the whatever.
And then he just makes a cellar of tips and then he looks at you if you want to buy bucks.
He looks at you to me and looks at you to me.
Genius.
So he was this guy, me?
My name's Jesse.
Yeah, I'm Felix.
And that's Dean.
Dean's so cool.
And this is Aiko.
Hi!
Anyway...
We're gonna, uh, I mean, for, on the, why, or...
You have, you have like a, like the cooking stuff, right? Like the pans and the...
Some, some...
Yeah, that's just you, whatever we have there.
Yeah, especially you, you let me know.
No, no, okay, well, it'll be part of the budget in my opinion.
Oh.
Yeah, cause I was thinking cast iron, but like cast iron...
No, no, no.
That, that's fine. I think that that's off budget.
So you need two separate baskets because you'll both like put your items in separately. Yeah, so they count
No, just use the right so 70 the heart or what's the sir a hard limit budget or not 70 for ingredients for sure?
Chess chess at a hundred bucks, though
I do it well how I do it I I
I I I I I I nuk it in the cast iron with some what some what some ingredients and I slant it into the oven
What yes? Yeah so no seasoning nothing? Yeah, of course you seasoning it before right with all the boiling
salt pepper
You nuk into cast iron really fucking searing hot right you do one side other you base a little bit
You slam it into the in that oven like the godo okay, so don't do any of that
So if you slam it yeah, don't do that
What's up, if you slam it it doesn't get the oil everywhere. No, no
It's like a 350 like that
And you just literally like it cooks the inside it doesn't overcook it you keep the truck on the outside
And then the flavors really set in you better not be looking at one guys when you're going and given that it's like Gordon Ramsay
One guy giving you advice
Really
Okay.
Did you slam at least?
I just did.
Good shit.
You're gonna get a hamper and squeeze him out like that.
That one was not even ready to come out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
He was mature but he was making a bad turn.
He had a trained professional ass.
You're gonna fuck around shit yourself.
He said, what now?
Pause.
He did slam.
Hi, hi, hi.
Will they be judging taste or also presentation and other stuff?
All of it.
Okay, yeah, maybe different pointing system like which one looks better is a bing and which one tastes better is a bing and then
What else is there?
You have to sell the dish though
Okay, then the storyline as well
So the storyline like a how hard it was and how hard you're growing up to exactly trauma dump
They start trauma dumping right before that's important and then that would do like the sad music and everything
Yeah, and then you miss your family in the middle of the middle of the video
And it's gotta be real tears or you cringe yeah
Okay, just just straight to the oh if you're gonna put a joy we get your dad in and he opens it
Yeah, yeah can't open it you gotta get a dad in there
You ever use those machines that open it for you know they suck ass it's literally like fake
It's like I think it works like all the little like the round thing. Yeah, because it's like it has like a rubber thing
And then like once you stretch it out one times, it's like GGs. Yeah, it's just a scam
This is a big ass
I don't want to say this door is massive huge
We're gonna go to the store is like some fucking ultra mega mall like actually now yeah, I think that's what it is
We're gonna be low-key walking
But I just realized walking in here with these alphas is so embarrassing.
Brother, I lose to that little...
I didn't really think about it until right now.
I said, we're not in the store, and they were like,
oh yeah, with a big smile, like, guys, this is...
What was funny, like, on paper, you know, and then...
Oh, man.
Well, I have normal clothes under.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna grab it.
You don't want to sit there?
Uh, everybody.
Looks like a chamber.
Alright.
So we're not tangled?
Alright, alright, alright.
Is that all?
What do you think about that?
I kind of look like a unit right now.
Nah, I'm just inspired.
I like it, I like it.
What?
You guys switch right?
Let's get your own basket.
Yeah.
Okay, no, hold on, hold on.
I need to figure out what I want to try.
So you will get your ingredients first, then we'll do mine.
Yup.
No, we'll get this later because we'll have to go through the alley ways again.
Oh, okay.
Well, I had a really big promise.
What do you guys...
What was that cook?
It's not too crazy.
Maybe you can get farm wraps.
Don't ask me. You're my freaking opponent.
I'm gonna be back.
No, you should be good.
Chat with the editor.
Okay, okay.
I can't talk about it.
You can talk about it.
I'm saying,
why don't you go public?
I'm not going public.
Super easy.
Yeah, they don't like that much, right?
All right, so, who's ingredient is first, you?
You, because I see the marinade.
See your idea?
I see your idea better than you can do it yourself.
That's what you think.
And here we go.
So, we're going to have to get some steak.
Because I'm cooking some steak, potatoes, and asparagus.
Let's go find a nice, juicy steak.
Shall we?
We
You look like a rookie
Can you know you know like the peon like in the thing and I'm like the Gordon Ramsay?
Yo, oh that peon phrase man
He is too much
No, wait, New York Strip.
Two of them.
Two people.
Hold up. Let me look at the fat cavities. This matters. Where are you at? Oh, yeah.
It really matters about what kind of fat we have here.
You know, I'm not liking the way that the fat is here. I want more.
I want something more.
Ooh!
Ooh! See the, the sticker.
Can we look behind the sticker?
Let me use my X-ray.
This is good.
Going with these. Two New York strips.
Yep. This is nice and classic.
I hate to drop, but New York's supposed to post it.
I'll do it right in front of the people.
Do it right in front of the people.
Yeah, but you know what?
They don't know what I'm doing though, I cannot do it.
I cannot do a hashtag anime all the time.
Can I?
Yeah, you can.
You can.
OK, what am I supposed to say?
Just get a pat your phone.
You just have to announce that it's
falling tonight, and your team's playing against someone,
and it's pretty much over.
And I'm not allowed to say this is no exclusive behind
the scenes page on top shit.
Woo!
Great.
This is great.
Oh my god, seriously, I'm cringe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come to my camera.
And I'm telling you, you're
by sending that you cannot unsee.
OK.
And three, two, one.
Bar League is live tonight.
Come watch Glitch,
William.
Run it back, run it back, run it back, run it back.
I'm gonna stick the basket.
Three, two, three, two, one.
Bar League is live tonight.
Come watch Glitch FC cook their opponent.
No, no, no, what do you like to do?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, just stop, stop, stop, stop.
You got it, you got it.
No, just stop, man.
Alright, this is so cringy, it's so cringy.
Say, I cannot wait to go there and see them cook.
You're saying to Jesse, you're saying to Jesse.
Okay, Jesse, you can't see them cook.
Ready?
Three, two...
Bar League is live tonight.
Come watch Glitch FC cook their opponent.
Let's cook!
Boom.
Woo!
Okay, I'm done.
What?
Okay.
That was great.
Yo, Maz, no clips of any of that, that's awful.
Okay, these are my steaks.
Now I'm gonna need some potatoes.
Potatoes are...
Okay, now who's cooking?
Are you buying first?
Yes.
Okay, just wanna make sure.
I'm getting like...
We should both get guys to go.
Anyways, well...
Okay, then pick your meat now.
Yeah, I'll get it over there.
I said that earlier, man.
If I had to choose earlier...
I know your choice.
So we don't really go to the...
I was smart, I was smart.
Yeah, what about a chicken parm?
Was that nice?
What are you thinking?
Um...
What ingredients do you need for that?
Yes.
No.
Yes. No.
So what do you think?
You're asking over 15,000 people
What do you think?
But you have to just...
If you say you're making hot dogs and ketchup
Whatever
It's so good.
Okay.
Am I allowed to kind of copy them a little bit?
You can do whatever you want.
Garlic, green beans.
Steak.
Okay.
All right.
No, but let me send this to you though.
You're just gonna do it first,
you're just gonna do it first.
What about, what about like a hamburger?
A pizza?
A salmon?
A hamburger?
Mm-hmm.
Jack!
Cheeseburger.
I'm crazy.
I would like a cheeseburger.
Is that a mixture of cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger.
I'm hungry for cheeseburgers.
Cheeseburger with some... what else?
With what?
He's just asking me.
Like, look at this.
I'm your opponent, bro.
Cook it with a garbage and a doodoo.
No, no, no.
You know what?
Cheeseburger with garlic bread.
Oh, that sounds bad.
I'm hungry anyway.
Okay.
So, I would need to ground meat for that, right?
Yeah.
Something that was too easy, is it too easy?
You're cooking whatever you think is going to make you win.
It doesn't matter how easy it is.
No, it's about how it looks and how it tastes.
Sometimes the things in life that are simple are the greatest things in life.
Remember that.
Oh, the little bread is about a belly.
So, I even at the chat, I cheated.
21 shaped. Somebody said 20, 20, 80, you know, a lean fat. It's a lean fat blue. Boom.
Boom. So that's done. It's just done right there. Now if I just, if I just have a mind about what I want to cook, it's, it's still good for? Yeah.
Bolognese. Yeah. You can, you know, you can swap an egg round beef is a good ingredient for many things.
So my stuff is in the vegetable place, so what are you thinking you need now?
Over here?
Yeah.
Wanting some cheese so I can put some cheese on the cheeseburger.
Cheese?
So shall we continue?
Yeah.
The cheese area is right here.
Apegao?
Oh, there's like more of the deli.
Yeah, but cheese should be down here a little bit.
And here where the cheese is at?
The turkey.
It's next to the milk and you know all the dairy products, cheese is made with cow milk.
Where's the door dash?
I don't know where the, where's the door dash?
We don't need to do that right now.
Oh, okay.
What should they do?
You can order the door dash ingredients.
Yeah, but where is the door dash store in here?
I don't understand.
I got it on.
Good one, me.
This is egg crust here.
Okay, got cream cheese.
Hold on, make it a sale.
Garlic herb butter, caracal.
Lane.
Sorry, it's just Lane because if you're going to make a garlic thing, you get yourself some garlic.
You cut it properly and you make your own garlic butter.
You don't get the oil, you don't put it on the shelf.
lane. Got him. I got him. He was right though. And he's gonna have to put some
efforts. He was right and not only that, you helped me and now you lost.
Thank you. Are you getting cheese too? Yeah of course. I need the so-be-he-forgot.
Cheese! Yeah, yeah, hot take. Don't get mad at me. I don't want to get the big
thousand. Canada, grocery store cheese is kind of, this is gonna, let's get them out of the country then.
I'm just doing a comparison, I'm just being honest.
What are you doing? These? What is that?
Cheeseburger? Yeah, that sounds good.
Dude, yeah, yeah, that's good.
I gotta eat this shit.
I looked at the Gruyere cheeseburger. Oh, that's gonna be yummy.
No?
Chai, Chai, am I wrong? I'm good, I'm right, right? No?
Chai isn't career, she's like super good on the career.
So career cheese?
No, career.
What the fuck is that?
I'm looking for a good career, possibly even with, um, yeah.
Like a free range cow.
What the fuck, we're at Target, not hopefully.
What do you mean, free range? These cows were murdered.
Which one of these was with spear?
I don't know.
No, none of those are hunted on time.
Is this a factory problem?
Wait, I don't know what I'm looking for.
Let's just get a chopped cheddar.
I think, is it a chopped cheddar?
Can I, can I build it more fatty?
And it's not going to melt properly?
Chet.
Is a cheddar cheese only?
So, you got something.
This is what you got to think about.
Are you making a classic cheeseburger?
Are you making like a cheese, like a different kind of cheeseburger?
Like a barbecue, onion ring cheeseburger?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Mind you, he's your opponent and he's helping you out right now.
Yo.
And he just had to...
Yeah, we absolutely know how to do it.
We know how to do it.
Whatever it would be, like...
News and streamer allegation.
Anyway.
Um...
They say...
Pepper Jack.
Damn it.
I'll go Pepper Jack.
No!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
I'm gonna get both, because you know I ate those raw, right?
One of those will be good.
Oh no, I'm on a budget.
One of...
Oh.
Chat, chat, chat.
G and G or S?
Well, this is the cheap one.
This is the yummy one.
Why do you throw this? What the hell is he doing?
I'm not a fan of T-Tot.
Really? That's the strut.
Let's go.
We're the best. My message is over here.
This is etiquette.
Thank you.
No, I'm thinking it.
Why'd you put it in mine?
What are you doing? Where is it? Here?
Here. Yeah, this one.
Why'd you throw it in my bag?
Yo. Yo.
Why are you so competitive today?
I'm just in the mood.
Like it. Back off.
Because it's food for me.
Oh, he's territorial, I guess.
Food is my territory.
That's kind of what I do.
That's what he lives for, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean literally.
Yeah, we all do.
Really? Wait.
It's true. It's why we have to go back to hunting with Speaks.
Right now, bro.
Nah, I'm good.
What about the video?
Oh, yeah. Now I need buns.
What?
Why is he the one who's laughing?
Well, we're still brain rotting in the bread section.
Let's give it a shiver.
Let's keep it moving.
Yeah, I need to swing back to vegetables.
Like what?
Potato.
Potato time.
I'm gonna have nice, criminalized onion with brown sugar.
Oh, I'm getting the chills.
I'm going to get a russet potato, or like the little potato with um...
Russet, like an autographed Russell Trent.
Russell Trent, yeah.
Russell Trent potato, and then asparagus, and then...
Asparagus?
Yeah, in my asparagus though?
Yummy, yeah, do that.
No, but I have an idea.
I want to use bacon grease with it first, eat it up to about 7,
you know I'm giving away too much.
Let me just lock in.
Yeah, like I, I'm done, yeah.
Let me just lock in.
I mean, he is fully locked in on a...
You don't want to see him right now? I'm scared of you.
Jesse's gonna go to the flow state then.
Oh, I am.
What does that mean?
Fuck all the bitches I know.
Yeah, dude, I don't think you've seen Jesse in a food flow state before.
Yeah, it's risky.
Oh, I need a, um...
You don't want to.
You guys are supposed to...
Wait a minute.
Is there...
Do I have to get everything that's for this, or can I buy stuff with...
If there's buttermats, I can get whatever you want.
But, if you hit the cap you have to leave it at the counter, at the checkout counter.
I would just leave the stage.
There's nothing more embarrassing than that.
I mean how much do I have?
$70?
Yeah.
And you bet I'm going to go to the cashier and go, no, you're taking this back.
We have some at home.
So, choose wisely.
What are these?
Hot dogs?
Oh my God.
That looks absolutely awesome.
Where's the small one?
Why is this?
That looks absolutely nice.
Where's the small print?
Why is this just the biggest box of this?
Fine, I'll take it.
Nobody pressed you.
Fine, I'll take it.
Who is it?
Nobody knows anything.
Okay?
Chad, what are we thinking?
Are we thinking brioche?
Are we thinking normal?
Sesame seed?
Oh yeah.
Are we thinking sesame seed?
What are we thinking, Chad?
well I don't ask to check too much but I was thinking maybe perhaps sesame seed oh
sorry I was thinking brioche really oh see you're just gonna listen to chat about
the perfect recipe they're golden they are golden though they're crafted no I
heard Wonder Bread was really good you sabotaging me this is good for like a
Fourth of July stuff, I think, you know what I mean or all blog what is that?
Well, what is all blogging?
All blogging, okay, is that good?
God, it's really good.
Why don't you get whole grain?
It's golden.
Chad says this is so good.
Okay.
How about giving the alternative?
Alternative like what if I had
No, no, what if you make it in a sausage roll, and it's like you need
That's awful. Okay. Oh, so what I don't want this is a troll
Sesame seed. Oh, these are nice. No. I'm not I wish I was a little can I show you one that looks kind of cool
And I'll just I'll just help you go ahead
Oh
Like I'll help you this one is a lot of sesame seeds though, but it looks cool and it says Marty on it
Marty judges. That's not all me. You can we can't I can't say nope
To be honest with you if I was in charge outside, I'll ask you to stop the ass in chat
But I you know, that's just me but see the remote furnished all today
I think this one tastes better. This one looks better. Yeah, because it was risen
If you can taste the sesame, it's gonna be bad.
I don't think it's bad.
The sesame tastes delicious.
Well, to me.
I'm getting at the milk cream pie.
I'm not gonna re-chat, I'm not gonna re-chat.
There's even, they were right next to these.
Your eyes just locked in on that.
Is there a healthy guy?
He's gotta be healthy, right?
Or is he how big it is the burger you're making I want to be a nice furnished burger
It's a it's a burger meal. It's not just a burger as a part of the meal. It's the main course as he furnished
What does that even mean women for like I've never heard furnished burger and be in my life he's cooking. No
It has me full as it is to be a piece
All right, let's just get this that's the friendship. Oh, so you're just gonna put it in my bag again
Can't lift up buns. He has to put it in my thing like really
Those just walk yeah
That makes the salad when they're old and stale they've been in the closet
They weren't allowed. I'm so sorry. No, I think we've been kind of quiet and good really. Yeah. Yeah with indoor
Hold on. Hold on.
Look at the price. Look at the price.
That's four dollars.
No, but the thing is I can put this on.
I can put this as a treat on my...
Mila.
Is it worth a lot of them?
On top of this thing.
I'm gonna judge you.
See, look what I found.
What I found.
I think they like this.
Please.
Oh my god.
I would...
Okay, okay.
Now we're gonna buy it.
It's because...
Wait, no.
This is a bad one.
It was at the minor fall.
Try die.
But we're getting injected with some weird stuff here.
I need the question to ask.
What else goes on the burger?
Um, vegetables. And maybe even I put stuff in it.
I'm getting this.
Reese's Carrots. They're kind of healthy, so.
Okay, now we're going to...
Hey, we're just scared of you. We're just scared.
We're going to go to the greens area.
Vegetables, carrots, lettuce, onions, and...
Can't what?
I need the lock in. Can't what?
Can't what?
Just get ready if I faint, if you got me.
You'll make it.
We're going around the house and hit it with a 180 back this way.
We were always going to go that way.
Care up.
I'm not going to lie.
I love being a judge.
I'm watching the cave ranch trying to make a burger.
Yeah, but you said caveman now but watch what I actually do.
If it's actually fire, I would, I don't know.
I'll owe you.
As long as you eat my points, it doesn't have to look bad.
Oh! Oh!
Booyah.
This is a Booyah moment. I think this is the perfect size potato.
Go again, a nice and delicious and buttery.
Yummy.
It's not a laner.
What's she saying?
It says you.
Because you're a real cook when you get a potato?
Yeah.
Just a potato and you'll make it into...
And I had the idea of having a little yummy...
Are these naturals though?
Yeah, I haven't gathered them.
No, there's a shade on there.
I don't know, which one do you think he can get?
Oh my god.
Good call.
You just screwed up big time.
No, you screwed up big time.
We're going with the purple potatoes.
Purple potatoes.
The lights can feel.
They don't look as good, so then they don't want this as good.
You gotta think it has to be...
You need this presentation, Matt.
I've been insolved without it.
So the dark ones are better?
Yes.
Okay, I need some lettuce.
Now, you think this is a burger, right?
I want to have like a mid-tier lettuce.
You can't go too fancy on the lettuce.
No, none of that romaine cheese.
You want to get like a normal iceberg?
Because otherwise it will lose that freshness
and just a normal ice cream.
Ice cream?
It's a nice crisp.
It's got to be like a...
Like an iceberg, have you seen it before?
Iceberg lettuce?
I think this is it, like a...
No, no that one.
Look, why don't you go...
Pre-package, like cut up?
Dude, get this one.
I need a lot of candy, I need a lot of candy.
There, there, the comms.
Dude, this is a red lettuce.
Think of this.
I'm gonna get a romaine.
So fancy.
Those are nice.
Those are nice though.
Oh!
Got my asparagus.
Make sure I got a good one here.
Doesn't that make it like your pee?
Not better.
It makes it...
No, no, no.
I think if you eat something,
your piss can smell like asparagus,
but I forget what it is.
Aw, look at the big leaf bags.
Let me, big leaf bags.
Let me...
Hmm.
Chat.
Iceberg or romaine though?
What are we thinking?
This is romaine.
Yeah, icebergs have to crunch, dude, so the people through the chat is so locked.
It gives you a little bit of like a liquid to it, you know, and you keep it nice and
slimy.
And then you can swindle, you're still some water in it, and it feels fresh.
And it has the juices of the meat being able to flow better to your taste buds.
Yeah, of course I remain.
This has them crunched though, but it's still intact, it's not, you know.
What else do you want on your burger?
And by the way, onion.
I'm pretty much done here, I just need to get garlic.
I want to get um...
You're done?
Almost. I just want to get garlic. That's why I'm getting these reesees.
I'm eating pretty much most of these.
We have a little bit at home.
At home.
There it is.
What the heck is this?
That's a shallot.
Cool!
I'm going to give you some help because you need help. Yeah, he needs it, right? You need help?
I'm getting used to this garlic like this.
Yeah, garlic.
Now, you know sometimes in the shows they put something in the patty.
Like macaroni and cheese inside the patty?
Yeah, macaroni and cheese.
That's so American.
No, they put like a small piece of onion.
Something like that.
Churros.
They put a small piece on the burger.
Just one. Just one.
I boost very small like men's like men's onions red crumb and find the
but I he said a singular one
and I think it's very nice of you inside of the
I'm not a lot this is an experiment you know as an ex thank you so much for
inviting me Jesse thanks for having me thank you so much
Hey, cool. Thank you so much. This is an experience for sure.
Red onion, white onion, onion, organic. I'm thinking un-nice.
Dude, that one looks, it's almost perfect, no?
Yeah, but look at the top. It's kinda like a, you know, in Sonic, the fowl, the tiles, the fowls, what are they called?
The little thing, you know what I'm talking about? The little bulb. Yes, the chowls.
Yeah, white, white onion. Like that. White onion, organic.
But that's white.
They look organic.
I think I would call this a yellow.
This is organic though.
So just tell me you like the yellow one better.
Organic. Because organic is good for everybody.
Why not this one?
Yeah, why not the dark color one?
So these ones are not that more like sugar and more sticky?
I think so. They're more for problems themselves.
No. Is it the red ones?
Well, when you cook them, they leave something behind and they're selling to it.
You can't just... onion.
It's like onion and peel.
Is this a pure onion? I don't know what you mean.
It's like eating it, but I don't know what to peel.
You gonna put it in the bag?
No, you can just like this.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
They know the code.
Can we post the story by the way?
What's up? Green beans?
Yeah.
Green beans.
All posted by now.
Green beans?
I still wanna get in trouble.
You're good, you're good.
I'm in trouble.
You are in trouble.
I hope he forgets the tomato.
Please.
Dude, what did you do with it?
That's the most latest one.
Make sure you got that hashtag.
That's it.
All right.
I can't even watch it, I can't even watch it.
I think it's been one a year for later.
No, no you won't have a later.
Nah, that's yours.
Yo, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, what about some green beans though?
Okay, green beans for you?
Just so I can get a chef's thought to process something.
What are you doing with the green beans?
So, the main course is the burger, right?
That's gonna be the selling point, right?
It needs to have a company with something in it.
I was thinking mashed potatoes,
but that's kind of hard to do now.
You can get you can get instant
Okay, what's better green beans or mashed potatoes looks in burger green beans for sure
Everybody loves fries is too hard. I don't think I can make fries at home. You can make fries. Do we have a little
Like an air fryer. I don't even think we have that you could I mean I know how to
I mean it can be easy, you can put the oil in the pan and do the thing.
Okay, I'm gonna do the... okay, you know what? Send it. Send it. Quick, quickly.
Look at this. I just locked it up. I just... I just went like this and you know what's done.
French fries. If he does French fries right, I'm in trouble.
I'm lost for words.
We're getting, um, the gold something? It's like a state.
Oh, Idaho.
No, no, next.
Utah.
Next.
Iowa.
Utah, Utah.
Yeah, it has a whine in it, like the yellowstone.
You, Conn.
Oh, yeah.
You guys gotta come up with a handshake.
I'm telling you, a handshake has to come up by next week.
We got it.
Yeah, get that out.
What's that?
That's too black.
I was like, no seasoning.
A Florida guy, Canadian.
Really?
Yeah.
He said it was like a...
You gotta do like the...
Yeah, everything.
Yeah.
So, which one is up?
Because these are...
I think that one's good for the fries.
No.
That one's good. You should get this one.
What the fuck is this?
I don't even know.
Help me.
What is it? Yuga?
No.
You actually could make fries out of yuga.
What?
That's yuga.
You know what this is?
It's a root. It's a tree.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not going to solve it.
Chat, if you're making fries,
Oh no, oh shi-
Jeff
They're thinking that's
Right, yeah looks cool
Looks like it's like it's been to shit, you know that gets lived a crazy life
I'm sorry.
Bottom one, I...
That was one guy.
Oh, okay.
Now, how many would you take?
Yeah.
Just do like three.
Three's good enough.
You know it.
All right.
Sure.
Now, he thinks I'm trying to lie to him.
I'm trying to help him here.
Four.
Um, I do need...
Do you think they just sell like bacon fat?
No.
Let me ask Chad.
Is there like a...
I could just get bacon fat?
Is this like a...
Like a charity charity?
Yeah.
Like a chat reading segment or whatever says you're gonna have to chop everything says you
Really made your entire freaking order. I think yes, they do they said they do they said they do okay?
Where is pig fat right here?
Right here really
Okay, where's the butter let's go back to the butter. It's probably over there
Oh, I'll give you some of you
Okay, alright.
Did you post it?
Yeah.
Is it French?
Uh, no.
It's...
Production is sandwiched.
Yeah.
We should get going.
Pull the pistol.
Yeah, if you go...
Yeah, hurry.
Yeah, if anybody went on like a few hours.
Okay.
Nowhere can do fries.
I don't think we have what we need to do fries though.
Oh, Tizzy!
Say hurry!
I'm gonna get what I need to be in front of you.
What about oil?
What about sesame oil?
Peanut.
There's oil?
Like five guys.
Are you gonna have ketchup?
Oh my god.
ketchup
We've already been here.
We're on a loop.
I need the beef fat
It's probably where the oils are maybe
Yeah, where the oils are
Thank you for the temp, wrap
Listen, I gotta get you guys going
We're getting there
Peanut oil, yeah, I'll be the first one to start
Oil
My potatoes
Oh
Peanut oil?
Yeah
What do you get that?
The oil
What is this?
What is the oil?
We gotta look up there, you see?
He'll tell you
Um, it's not here.
Not there.
See, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, the seasonings!
Oh, seasonings!
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I need to get the, um, the Montreal, like, Joe Beats.
I forgot my, I forgot about time.
I'll be back.
What?
I gotta get time.
What are you doing?
Going with them?
Yo, where's the time? I'm running out of time.
Oh yeah, just in time.
Classic.
You're not going to guess what I got?
What?
They have my, my Montreal steak seasoning and I put it on the burger.
Oh my God, it's going to taste like shit.
But I also got the hamburger one and I'll do a mix of both.
He knows you lost, it's all good.
Onion pounder now.
I'll take a garlic powder to discuss and then I'm with the budget. I'm way under budget
onion
Booyah onion powder and then just garlic powder because I'm thinking
Today F today. I need beef tallow
I go
Pondering
Oh
Hello? Of course we can make sure, yeah?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, guys.
Thank you.
Can we get it?
No, please, sure.
I don't know how much.
Okay, thank you.
Of course.
Have a good day, guys.
Okay.
We're sitting at Oldest Juicers.
I'm just sitting there.
Yeah, this way.
I'm slow here, too.
Yo, where do you get that?
Oh, the way we get it.
Is that canola?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, is that canola?
That's canola, but not peanut.
Oh, my gosh.
Yo, Jesse, Jesse, we have to go with this, right?
That's peanut?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you want to fry it, yeah.
And then I'm getting, if they can see it, I'm getting beef tallow.
It's going to be for the asparagus.
A lot of you might be thinking, what?
But it will be good.
My buns are going to crash.
Okay, now, now, now.
For the last part, I would need to get a ketchup mustard.
If you do have that kind of stuff at your house, then I feel like that's not a big deal.
I don't want to risk it.
Oh, okay.
Well, actually, welcome.
Hey, where is it?
I'll stay at the camp.
Sorry, I'm just...
No, you're good, bro.
Victor W at all times.
Victor's the man. Victor, go.
Yeah, I'll be good, man.
Yeah, yeah, you know what you get, right? You get Heinz ketchup and French yellow mustard
Bang
No, you probably should nobody gets mayonnaise
Mayonnaise really
Sorry sir, do we have him in?
Yes.
Check out.
One check out.
Left, left, left.
Another one in, another one in.
Yes, and let's do self-check out so we can see it separately.
Oh yeah, nice.
Oh yes, self-check out.
So I can do a little trick.
Really?
Yeah, I know a few tricks.
This won't be the last one.
I've been walking a lot of, yeah.
He's just trying to win by all means.
Tomato, you want a bit?
No, I think a tomato would ruin your meal.
Hello, how's it going, so how's it going, man?
Oh, wow, that's not weird at all.
Yo, what's up?
What's up, Chad?
Yeah, hello.
How's it going?
You're streaming?
Yeah, we're doing an agreement,
and they'll make us some cooking contest, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
got everything yep everything I have everything okay oh diet soda
you know what now that the photo that's my piece it so what happens if you're
budget? I gotta get rid of my eggs. I gotta remove stuff. If he's over budget, he has to remove stuff too.
No, I was buying some equipment for my judging, but...
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, he's locked. Yeah, he's locked.
I gotta make sure, you know what I'm saying, the judges are locked.
Yeah, of course.
I got you.
That's a national flag. Who likes it?
He just asked me to take the picture. I'm like, really? Really?
Really?
Put it on your head, like bounce it on your head?
I don't know, I can't.
Ready?
I like to feel that, I like to feel that, ready?
It means like, um, I mean, we'll move it, we'll move it.
Yo, be honest, yo, come on, I need some help.
Is that?
You want to be genuine with you?
Yeah.
I think you have a good collection of stuff.
What do you think about me?
Oh, is that diet cola?
I'm thirsty.
Um...
Thank you.
Are these carrots?
They're gonna make us a dessert.
They're healthy. They're carrots.
I think he went hard.
Oh, look!
Pistols!
Oh my god.
Can I take a picture?
I got you.
Dummy game.
I'm sorry, I'm not stuck, sir.
This isn't very nice.
Huh? See?
Dane.
Hello?
I'm not going to call you by the way.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No way to find me.
What does that one do?
That's crazy.
Hey man, did you win?
Yeah, excellent.
Excellent.
You should be wearing that.
On switch.
We do more like a live one then.
Yep.
Yeah.
Don't let you put all your stuff, we'll go.
Then, me.
Not already.
Then you go.
Yeah, there's you.
I don't think we have the fried stuff.
In salt and pepper, by the way,
I know we didn't say it before, but salt and pepper,
we're allowed to just use the one at home.
That's the only thing.
And water, obviously.
Right?
What?
We just like the water and salt and pepper at home.
No, we have to go to the local well and actually put it out.
Oh, OK.
And you bought your spirits in there, right?
Matt, who do we think spent more money?
Eat it for $1,000 a piece.
Look at the ground beef.
How much is that ground beef?
A long?
I think it's like two kilograms.
What a miracle.
What does that mean?
It converts to kilograms into dollars and you know.
I'm going to separate it in here.
One point for us, Matt.
I'm gonna take this back to the spot, yeah, I'll take it.
So that's that right there?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
How about it?
Oh, you can't curse on your screen?
Of course not.
You're family-friendly?
Yeah.
It must be easy.
All the...
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you see all the, yo, do you see all the, all the, all the, uh, the other ones?
They, they listen, they want to see role models.
They're role models, yo.
I've been running, I haven't sworn in, how many streams are you doing?
Ten streams, what do you mean?
Ten streams?
Like how?
Like ten minutes ago.
You called me a friend.
Really?
Yes.
Now get on with it, that's all.
Really?
Yeah.
Sorry about that, I didn't mean it.
That's all, man, I love you.
Pretty much.
Sorry.
Putty, now look at this spread here.
Oh, is that that?
Now my spread is sitting on, I went from.
It's over, it's over.
This is like, um, watching one of those rich kids at the skate park.
Right? I like a brand new board.
So man, so now I'm gonna just, buy some stuff.
Right?
Yeah.
Even if you dig here, it's gonna be a good one.
Not for real, they have no quality sand the whole time.
Yeah, you can just slip it in there.
We got a lot going in a second.
It's here, racked up.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's walk in. We're going to see what it...
So max, 70 or what should we do?
So 70 bucks is my budget.
I'm thinking...
If you got more than 70, you got to take stuff out.
Alright, here we go.
18 for just spending the oil?
Yep.
Oh, you lost them.
Jelon, watch out, watch out, watch out.
What if she, like, did that?
She could beat the potatoes.
Oh, no, she knows the code.
No, I know, but they just, like, have scanners inside of them.
Oh!
They went up in price though.
I think you're good.
Wait, I think I called it.
I think I'm going to be on the dot.
What about those though?
Don't catch up.
I think I, oh my god, I think I had it.
I said that.
20 dollars.
She's coming in, she's coming in.
Come on.
Oh.
Damn.
No defense offer.
Holy...
I mean that...
Oh, the one?
Oh no.
Oh yes.
Actually...
I am.
Sorry Jack, just to mash up the card, we're gonna keep the camera here.
I think I feel like I have so much wiggle room.
But I could buy tic-tacs, bro.
Oh, my tix-axe.
Alright.
Let's go here.
$70 as well.
I got it 100%.
She said I got it.
I got guesty amount.
Yeah, the guesty amount though.
$49.73.
Oh no.
Uh-oh.
You're way over that dude.
Wait, how much for the steak?
We haven't even done the steak yet.
Ooh, way over.
Put my budget at 70 though.
Alright, let me see.
Yeah, also, get me, um...
You're really going over now.
Do that one at the end.
Although this place is not open. Also, do you think Nick wants some of these too?
Wait on these and then... come on, please.
Please.
This is where you're gonna go, bam, you're over, baby.
Am I over-strem?
Ready? Ready?
Ready?
Here comes...
Ready?
You're over.
Ohhhh!
You gotta get rid of something. You gotta get under something.
Okay.
I gotta get rid of something.
Seven dollars.
For the love of God.
How about soda?
Soda's bad.
Try it.
Yo.
We can cut it.
We're gonna swap, though.
Tallow.
This is disgusting.
No, it's delicious.
Oh, my.
It's over.
Just eat it.
I'm gonna get rid of the soda.
See?
The soda.
Just give me the window.
I'm gonna get rid of the soda.
Hit him where it hurts right here.
For the love of God, the soda's killed you.
Literally.
All the sodas.
See?
Now we're...
Can you...
Now the video might be...
It's still going to be over seven.
That's my add-on though.
Yeah, that's cheating.
It's for the...
It's outside of the thing.
$68. I was at the limit.
I mean, the sodas, if you think about it, so...
I did pretty good.
Because the sodas was... I just thought I had more money.
You know what though, Dizzy?
That's good though.
The sodas are the bad part health-wise and cool.
It's diet soda.
Canute told me it's like water.
No room.
That's true.
And aspartame.
I love aspartame.
He cooks with aspartame.
No.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the help.
You want to say bye?
Yeah, I'll say bye.
Bye.
Oh, that's where mine is?
I think you can throw it in here if you want.
That's okay.
There you go.
Thank you.
I'm gonna take a hold of all this. It's a march.
Hey, yo, it's a march. Give me those.
Okay, alright.
What mother is that?
It's a woman's mother.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm just watching this thing happen to you.
Oh.
Hey, yo.
Give me the sensitivity.
Adam, I'm OK.
I'm not going to be in this place.
All right.
We did get that.
You were way under.
You could have got like, you could have got like an insurance.
No.
Yeah, you were at like, what, like 50?
Yeah, but I guess you should show me how it's done, though.
OK.
Cook it on a budget and eat healthy.
A nice American burger with some fries and some peanut oil.
All right, at a good price.
You're gonna make a freaking hockey puck.
It's gonna be burned.
Jesse, you know for a fact,
I've been lorping for years on stream.
I can't do all that.
What do I get in the gift box?
For the first cheese that we walked up to,
you grabbed like the snack cheese
that you put in like lunchables
as the cheese from your burger.
Because that was gonna be relatable, man.
Really?
Now the question that's going to be, oh shit, the limiting factor of this is going to be
whether or not we have the equipment to cook the oil.
Do you have a Dutch oven?
No.
Do you have a stainless steel kind of jujutsu?
We have like a bin there somewhere.
We have a bin to cook oil.
You can also just oven-bake the potato, it won't be as good obviously.
I slab it, I herb it, I oil it on a pan and I slide it in the oven.
Yeah, you can do it that way too.
Wait, I thought that's what you're doing for the steak.
No, that's my idea.
I'm the steak guy.
Oh my god, I just thought about it.
The slab potatoes with cheese.
Shall we?
You know, it's all good.
Yeah, but it would be too much.
There's too many people in here.
It's like when you fart, and there's like a million people.
You know, that's not just trying to be nice.
Yeah, but I always do it because I know that my farts don't smell though.
Can I do that guy?
I actually did not smell actually.
I was bracing for like a...
Oh, I got the next one.
That's the cameraman.
Here's a gum for you, Victor.
Oh, I'm all good. Thanks.
Here's a gum for you, Alex.
No, thanks, sir.
Here's a gum for you, Aiko.
Woohoo!
Cool. Good.
That's what I always wanted.
When there's a group, you always want to have at least one person take what you're off.
Otherwise it's just gonna look desperate, you know what I mean?
Tell you what?
But I took one though.
No, no, no, it was nice of you.
Love you.
But then I had to take a kind of, it's kind of like peer pressured into it.
It's you, second.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
If you guys don't want gum, I'll take my gum.
I think outro's are way better.
Oh.
Ooh, we got your outfits too.
They're just too...
They're too much.
They're too...
You walk around, it's flanky.
Mmm.
Well, I'd rather you bite your cheek, though.
I never.
What?
You never bite your cheeks, do you?
No, I do.
I'm a professional at biting.
Oh!
Okay.
Stay neat, stay neat.
I'll just get it.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and jot that down.
Yeah, very interesting.
Sugar burn it.
You know what sugar burn is?
No.
Oh, is that when you have cavity in your teeth?
No.
What?
I don't know.
When the sugar itself hits like the breathing pipe.
Oh.
Oh, like the dust?
There's the sugar itself.
And it burns.
Like when you take the scoops by yourself?
Oh.
Oh, and he did that.
The dry scoopy.
Oh, hell no.
I've never done that before in my life.
You doing that is insanity.
I do that with sugar.
It's not good for your health, as I'm going to say.
What?
But I swear I'm not larking.
I'm telling you.
The flavor that I made it with G.F.O.L.T, right?
When I dry-scooped it, the taste of it is so good,
it's hard not to do it.
Remember Tyler, when you used to do that with his...
Yeah, it was pre-workout Lord of the...
Yeah, what was it called? Blood Rush?
Blood Rush.
He was like getting addicted to that.
Yeah, I think his lifespan was shown by at least eight years.
Yeah, 100%.
Every scoop was a year off, so...
God, it's gonna be sick, dude.
Mike, I'm just letting you guys know
you guys are gonna have an amazing meal.
I'm ready for it, you know?
I'm gonna make sure I keep everything dotted down correctly and then make sure I adjust
the score accordingly.
Why is your hat like that?
That's not good?
No, it looks really good.
I hope you guys have your stories together because I'm going to be judging you purely
on emotion.
She's one of those judges that I think are one of those experts.
Yeah, she's one of those American Idol golden buzzer pressers.
It takes 10, but it's like, it's the story.
Yeah, it has to be a lore story.
It has to be a lore story.
Like the performer couldn't make it or whatever, right?
But then, it's because they had to go to treatment and whatever.
So they get a golden buzzer.
Do I have a story as a chef or do you want the story of like the cow?
No, no, no, no.
In a way like you need to love him to like to warm the house type shit.
We need that type of shit.
It's got to be a real story.
What if it's a story about me and the cow?
What is this story about you being the cow though?
Really bitch?
Again?
Too far again?
Too far.
I've been up over the mark today.
We were actually...
It's a tough point for that because I'm an emotional based judgment.
I go over talking earlier.
If you ended up hitting your face on like a wall or something and you broke your nose
your career would be over by the way.
Really?
Yeah, your nose is everything.
Really?
Do you like it that much?
Yeah, it's a big part of you.
It could be like one of those experiences where it can define your like your experience, you know.
But if you're defining things.
Yeah, one of those moments where everybody thinks that you're down on your luck, but then you come back in the storm.
And then I smoke a cigar under my nose.
Holy! In the rain.
If it breaks this way though, you could just be like, oh, and it will spin.
Yeah, either to the side.
Do you think it's real when people like snap their nose back into place? Is this fake?
I think it's real.
It's real.
Something about it's like weird bridges.
Really?
Yeah.
I've got a little little hump bridge.
You know?
Like, I don't think I've never felt, I don't know I've never touched my bridge until
just now.
I have like a scope.
A scope?
Like a 360?
I got extended barrel.
Mine just goes straight down.
A 14 inch barrel, bro.
I mean, it makes you look at your nose look like a...
Very nice.
Thank you.
It's actually, you know what?
actually you know what it's a little bit bigger on the ending part you're
saying it's like a fat front of it just just the ball in front yeah but I'm
thinking my dad has it too and it gets bigger it just keeps getting bigger oh
wow yeah what's going into that hmm his his was like this and then the front of
the nose the ball just keeps getting bigger and well you're not like a
I think my nose just the the cartilage becomes bigger
Interesting, I don't know. I have you know your ears just continue to grow forever, too
If you think they're ears. Yeah, that's what all people have like super long big ears
Oh, wow, yeah, the lobby ones. Hmm. Oh, it's why when when something you know
There's like an Epstein thing whenever and you're like look at his ears. They're like
It's not him's a clone. Yeah, cuz like mine's just him be getting old
No, but it was like not a tap like it was like taped, you know, I mean like was it though
Yeah, I think it's like different like
Really yes
Over there
Wow
I don't know how it works.
Yeah, the bigger your head, the bigger your brain.
I have a big head.
Is it really?
Yeah.
The size of your face is not big your heart is.
Somebody said that.
Is that true?
That's not big your heart is.
I got a pretty big heart.
Yeah.
We got a little heart, dude.
It's got to be bigger than that.
It's doing too much work.
I'm telling you.
Well, for you, it's not real.
Did you know the size of this right here?
Is your shoe size.
Is your shoe size?
Yes!
Oh!
It really is though.
Did you know that the size of this is how small I am?
No.
OK.
Do you tan, X?
Exclusively.
Yeah?
It's lighter right now a little bit.
I mean, we went out yesterday.
You got a little.
Yeah, I can see the shoulders.
Mm.
It's like I have scars and shit.
Look at that.
You see all the veins.
Compare each other, see what tan more.
Yeah, you show me a tan.
Let me see.
You sure about that?
Yeah, I think I got both of y'all.
Well, man, you showed up black, so that was a fibrous.
Yeah, you were.
T-shirt.
True.
They said that it's going to be imposed.
Oh, imposed?
That's what they're talking about.
Look, it's on the top thing.
This?
Yeah.
Oh, it actually didn't.
OK, I did it again.
They said it has an anti-crinch rejection filter.
Oh god.
I don't think we're getting past that though.
We're gonna get past it, bro.
Everybody has to do those.
Oh my god, I'm outside with the palm trees today.
So you tune in.
Oh, I thought it was a joke about my hair
because you would call it the palm trees.
He has the palm tree.
The banana peel.
These are just my trigger words.
Banana peel.
Is this a character on Overwatch?
No.
He says my hair looks like a banana peel you know like a banana is like yellow and as it gets a little bit older
The top is trying to get black. Yeah, that's his hair and it's like down like this like this. Yeah, I get more of a car
And then what about them that that car engine we're gonna do oh
That the carding one. Yeah. Oh brother
What about that an actual car engine at a real car in place with real good carts
And we got other shimmers and we do like a like a race an actual race
You want to go
Yeah, you can't you can't just tease them with such great strings back to back no no no no it's happening though
It is yes, what's my need a week or two depending on their ability
Really really good
Overhead camera and and at the bottom it would track everybody and then it would have a little tie about their name
And this is this guy can I just say what did a spire come from what's like bro?
How long have I been messaging you to come outside?
How long?
I just asked a question.
How long?
Wait, how long?
How long have I been messaging you to go outside and do our own stuff?
Oh yeah, years.
Years.
Yeah, I mean literally hundreds of messages.
Okay, damn, but they don't sound like that.
I had to really...
You know, now that we get to stand out like this,
I can do a lifestyle, you know, like a life.
You have to really fall off hard to get the inspiration
to go back and climb back up, you know what I mean?
You fell down the mountain, but you said not yet.
You said you'd go back up the mountain.
And you know what it's like to be at the time
that I want this again, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's exactly.
So long?
No, me, it's great.
No, I was like, like, great fell off really fucking hard.
Yeah.
I mean, he, like, we're talking a lot.
And also, we had ideas of doing shit like this
like three years ago, but I was so fat
that I couldn't make the house and shit.
And now I'm like, OK.
Are you outside, you're a summer body,
2026
Okay, let me give you some more. Yeah way back in the days even before any of the like the the big Irelia right very early
Assuming days. I want you know, I want that with Moxie
Well, we go we go out and all the people the people been doing I we had those ideas and then he didn't want to be on camera
You know, I'm you know, I was his face out, right?
Yeah, for whatever reason and then I
Wanted out with Dante my teammates and they want to do it and I didn't want to do it
Nendo, and I kept pushing into him, and he didn't want to do it.
And then I kept trying to find something to do with it,
and nobody could do it, right?
And only with Jesse, but Jesse was fucking like,
we're talking.
Yeah, I said, give me some time.
Yeah.
I hit him with it, give me some time.
And then, and then.
He locked in.
Yeah, we had to lock him.
But I thought, well, I thought Italy was,
nobody cares if Jesse's fat, right?
I don't give a shit, nobody cares if he's fat.
I just stamina.
But then it's, when I went to F1,
I just scared because we walked for, I mean,
we're talking about a minute and a half.
We ran that one was this
Two years ago, okay, okay, not the last one and he got a full cc like
Like I like a full stun sleep silence. You know I mean and I was like, oh my god
I don't know I want to do stuff that's gonna prompt that you know, I mean, it's like it was a good wake-up call for me
No, I was like, okay. I can't be like the break of death. Well, yeah
It's kind of like this is bad. I'm like this I can't do this
So that's like when the thing started and then my incident was that I went to the paddock at the garage
Where you go to the grid, you know you go on TV
I was at the corner and I go there
I'm supposed to go because Kik is letting me and Bijan is there
Bijan was in the corner of the stick and he's like well actually
Everybody sends two people and I'm going with my girlfriend. I was like, oh, yeah
No, I need to lock in and make it to the top so next time no will ever tell me that
Yeah, sir.
Okay, but that was a joke with that, I didn't give a shit, but...
Nah, but 2026 is the year.
Like, there's no cap about it, just shit's going down this year.
We're gonna do the best that we can.
We even have some crazy ideas that we were talking about off-shipping yesterday.
I don't want to say it, but it's gonna be good, and it's going to be good.
That's good.
For fucking time.
Yeah, it's happening.
Yeah, I thought we could do some street interviews at the beach.
You wanna do street interviews?
Yeah, we're like the TikTokers, right?
But we're kinda too old to do it, so it looks wonky, but it's actually good.
We go with the little mic, right?
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, yo, why don't you make your first million dollars?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but like, street interviews are the best.
Not like straight up random, maybe like a sign saying,
do you wanna get interviewed that way?
It's not like invasive, maybe, you know?
I mean, you probably said that on the piece.
Like, I'm not, no glaze or anything.
Like, it's probably...
Oh, I didn't think about that.
you probably should hmm how about we make it a little booth yeah booth and then
whoever wants to be interviewed yeah it's like interview and they get like a
not private the some some something like a little bonus yeah yeah see tell us your
life story come to this address it's my impromptu like it's my this one we
can't have a good thing is like it'd be so nice to be like the youtubers you
Yeah, you got a random guy out the club. It's like what about women?
Yeah, the other club make up or jiggins. Do you know their other red hot man ready to sit and then they just unleash
Right. No, we need to have we need to bring Greek to
Interviews of people on the street that would be a brother and then suddenly even the guy and then greek is wars in the guy
What's gonna be live though
Yeah
Yeah, but don't don't go slamming all night. No do the among us thing with it. Oh, I'm not. I'm not
Oh, who is this?
I'm asked on the interview and then oh my god. There wasn't a monger said
He was like
It's bad enough
That people rage bait deliver now you get ready to the people want to farm clips that are nighting streamers
And I mean and now you're getting baited
This whole radio thing is too much now it is you want it on already a good angle you want to lower a little bit
This is good. This is great. This is great. Oh, we're good.
Can you just block the back one there just, you know, do that is enough
Um, yeah
Yeah.
Is that good?
Just lean your heads against each other, you know.
There we go.
Yeah.
A little more.
Oh, that's cute.
That's perfect.
Yeah.
This is good.
I just don't move.
Apparently, I double-bullied my Instagram story.
Nice.
Okay, so I think this is one time, and now it's closer to 10.
It's perfect.
Yeah, double-bullied.
Can you remove the older one?
Yeah.
No, no, remove the new one.
We're good for two weeks now, then.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I like the thinking process.
You should actually, you should just like schedule,
you should just schedule the Western Indian post.
Just do another one and I can schedule it.
Yeah, I have some rules about social media
and there's some stuff that I don't do.
I don't pre-think and I don't pre-send stuff.
It just doesn't feel right.
You don't even go on social media other than Twitter.
Yo, true, you're just calling me out
on everything you do.
I'm being honest, bro, I'm being honest.
No, no, Dina is just calling me.
When was the last time you called an ex?
Not ex, but on Instagram.
I'm posing like a... it's just London.
It's just London.
And we're about to go to London again.
We're good, we're good.
No, you... you... you... you...
That was a good picture.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was nice.
We have some stuff in clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that.
I... I... I get my passport.
What do you do to get a passport?
Do you have to show your birth certificate?
Oh, he has his show.
Ab... everything.
Well, he's Canadian, but you, as an American man, just go to the goddamn courthouse
and you pay the fee.
I would check.
Do I bring my social?
Yeah.
No.
Just bring two forms of ID.
You could bring a social if you want.
Only two?
Yeah.
For a lot of journalism, it was like three and a half.
Yeah, for you.
I mean, you're Canadian.
Dude.
I had to get proof of residency.
I had to get, um.
Blood type.
Yeah, like all addresses, all known friends, like birth
footage, like, you know what I mean?
Wow.
Like, they want to make sure I'm real.
They wanted the thought of your friend.
I was like an alien.
Like, yeah, I mean, I'm a human, I mean.
Yo.
Yeah.
Dude.
Sorry.
I see me blurp around a little bit.
Then blurp and blurp and...
Glurper.
Permission to initiate contact.
Permission granted.
All right, I'm gonna wait inside
before you guys bring the groceries.
You guys can go first.
Yeah.
Whoa.
This angle was still a preventable leak,
you know what I'm saying?
We're all good for the problem.
Hey!
They left me right here!
They just closed all the doors for you.
I'm not allowed to have a little grocery!
Hello!
It's just dogs not at the back yet.
We didn't know anything about it.
What are you doing?
All right, just a moment.
I'm going to show you a little bit of the camera, yeah you might want to check it.
I need a charger, I need a charger.
I don't want to say something.
Do you have audio on the screen?
Do you have audio?
Hold on.
Hold on there Captain.
Okay, what do you need? One hand first though.
We touched on people's hands, I was like, yeah.
Is he coming or what?
Who?
Is he coming to the America?
Yeah, but he's like making it seem like, let me check in a couple of weeks.
Oh yeah, he's been in the United States for three months or something like that, remember?
Yeah, but I feel like he could come over here real quick.
We could have like a nice week, he could leave in one second.
I'd say if you commit.
Yeah.
Yeah, come on.
I'm not even gonna stand, I'm gonna add a non-lunch app.
Tell us about the bad thing.
Like, it's hard to like, tell chat how it is
without thinking, I'm like, it's like a,
like you're faking it or whatever, right?
Like, how do you explain this?
It's like, he's not reading the room.
He's not reading the room at all, right?
And it's like he has like good intention or whatever.
Yeah, I'm always good at intentions.
So I was like, I'm like reforming
and I asked him, I asked him, I finished him out
and he's like, oh, there's nothing.
Then why all this, you know what I mean?
Like I want to play, you know?
You can get all this stuff out here.
Okay, so do it.
Do it again, do it again, do it again.
Do you have a timer?
Um, yeah so how does that work now?
You're just gonna get like an hour or?
Yeah.
Oh I, probably just 45 minutes.
45 minutes, okay?
About, cause we gotta be there by eight, it's 6.20?
We still got a chance.
Yo, in Zivino you've got a glass and all that.
Nah, do you look at that?
No, I'm walking around.
Damn.
No more, no more skit, no more, no more humor,
whatever, this is like cooking.
Nah, I'm like.
I'm here but I'm not here.
Oh, look at this.
You're gonna get the moment.
Okay. Anything else?
That's it.
Let's get broken.
Heard that.
Production said...
So I didn't want to be broken. I was gonna say it was gonna eat me.
What's up with this at what?
So we can leave at 7.50 at the latest.
Okay, then we need to get cooking.
Alright, let me get...
7.50?
Yeah, I want to go.
Because your match is a little bit late at the start.
Oh, then we have time then.
That's like the limit, like what are you the car going on with?
Okay, I need to get a...
I think we should only get an hour to cook though.
Oh my god.
Jesse?
How did you start it?
Oh, you had a thing.
The fuck!
Yo, Frank?
Oh yeah!
Or is that a fire?
Brando, never use it.
Oh, this seems a little weird.
How did that get here?
What is this though it's an air fryer.
No it's really a steak.
Are you figuring out it's part of the...
For steak?
Yeah look it has the...
Oh no oh no oh no.
There's a metal net.
Metal net.
And there's the...
Oh no you don't want it in there.
No.
You do not want it in there.
No no no no no no no no no no.
What?
I have to fill them up.
How's your kitchen fire?
Well, thankfully it's in there.
We are prepared for that situation.
You want to show them?
Boom up, boom up.
This in case there's a fire, we have one,
that's two, and on top of that, uh-oh, uh-oh,
oh god, boom!
And three, you never know.
Maybe we put the pins back in there.
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
I don't think he's right here.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, we need to get these ones.
Oh no, they make fries in this?
Yes, you can.
Is that what you're gonna see now?
This right here?
Yeah, I mean, what?
That'll work.
Jack, Jack, is there no way to make fries?
But look, but look, look, look, look.
He says fry on it.
That's your air fry.
Bro?
I'm gonna show them.
Air, air fry.
That is an air fry.
Yeah, but how do you air fry it if you can make fries?
Huh?
You put the fries in there and then air does the fry.
But is it good though?
Uh, yeah, I'm not better than deep fried, but read the room, dickhead.
You can use oven.
Yeah.
Um, can I...
Air-fried and nasty, I agree. They get dry, and they get like overcooked but undercooked.
Like, it's so weird.
Nope, that's uh... Nope.
Nope.
So once you're gonna just set up, let us know what you're gonna start the countdown to.
Dude!
I got my stuff, let me get my beef tallow.
Chai, is that what I make fries with?
What I got?
Put a little bit of oil on the air fryer and it comes out okay.
You should put all your food on this side, like how I did it.
Use the pot.
Yeah, the pot, bro.
I'm going to put your stuff here, okay.
Hold on, I'm lucky in it.
Air fryer is good, deep fry, okay, deep fry is better than air fry better than oven,
so we're talking mid-tier.
Yeah, but you got to think of time constraints.
Air fryer will do it for you.
Okay, I'm going to do a little video.
Oh, Jesus.
Well I'm out, I'm out.
Jam I'm out.
Rats?
Uh, look Google a video.
Jam I'm out.
And it was a tough point today.
These are for both lefts, so it goes in the middle.
Alright, this is my, this is, oh.
This is for me.
No, yeah.
No, we're gonna get a bomb, it's gonna, you know, it's gonna blow up.
Oh, neither is as well.
What's this? Montreal! God! Oh, so that's that's how you know. He knows nothing about cooking.
Montreal has the best steak and burger spices combo. No man, even the top chef
use the shit. You know how to lie too. Yo, he's never gonna eat with my people like that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, this is for Beck and Florida by the way.
All right, man.
Okay?
Also, will you give me this?
This is the gold medal of rematch.
Okay.
The action is...
That is like the battle of last minute.
The battle of minute.
Thank you.
It goes down to water.
All right.
Tell me why I'm...
These pants are like...
Oh, shit.
That's what we got, though.
Teeth that teeth foul or no
Alright, just let it sit on there ready.
Who's the middle pan for fries?
Somebody said if you use this for fries, it's true or false?
I'm using this one.
Uh-oh.
Okay, now something like this, can I go like this?
Before that minute timer starts?
No, something like that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So we go like this then?
We go behind the line?
She should probably go in like three, two, one.
Yeah.
That way it's easier for Peggy to sink it also.
Yeah.
Alright Peggy's, so she's gonna count you in three, two, one and then just match the phone, okay?
Yay!
Your guys's 45 minute timer starts in three, two, one, now!
Chat! Chat, how does it look with fries?
Bitch!
I'm gonna cut it.
Oh, uh, Mr. Justice Pete, tell me what you're doing right now.
Right now, I'm trying to open up this thing of steaks with a butter knife.
Yeah, that'll work.
There's ain't no alpha, there's ain't no alpha.
Alright, have a look.
This is gonna be my meat, my meat, uh, one.
I will not be touching vegetables on this.
Um, you know, I'll be getting out of my other stick here.
No, no, no, it's, it's, there you go.
I just figured I'd get a bone.
Okay.
It's out of here.
There's no help, no help.
Okay, I'm gonna do my potato oven.
Potato.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put the shirt in the closet.
Yo, what the heck is that?
Is that usable?
Ooh.
I actually have one more time
to do something in the garden.
I'm gonna...
I'm just...
Bro...
I'm it!
Okay? Now I have to wash...
Watch this quick.
Jesse!
First...
Nooooo!
You gotta get some good seasoning in here.
Get um...
Start getting this hot.
I can't tell you what you're doing right now.
Oh, I have a tray, but it's a parchment paper.
You can use foil, but parchment paper
is better for the quality of the potato.
I'm gonna shave the potatoes,
slice them in small little like pucks,
lay them all out like this, oil them,
herb them, season them, toss them in the oven.
Boom, after that I'm gonna start making the burgers.
They should come out at the same time,
five minutes late, or they'll be in the oven
so that they stay hot.
All right, that's one.
Let's give it a flip.
But I do need to get a little wash of my hands again.
One hand again?
Yes.
Yeah.
So I'm going to wash my hands again.
Think about it.
You want to wash your hands before it's in the middle
or is it in the middle is okay?
This is a Mediterranean wash of your hands.
In a wash of your hands.
Yeah, I'm going to walk you through this.
Very interesting.
Are you going to use the juices here?
That's... I'm going to eat that later.
Ah, very good.
Don't want to waste that.
Either thing, yeah!
Does it soak?
I'll soak it, right?
Open the uh... potato?
Yeah, I... do I...
Soap this, right?
No?
Just water?
Yeah, you need to buy this.
Uh, uh...
Do we have to eat this?
No!
I'll remove the peel, too!
Oh!
Yo, yo, it's fine, right?
Bro, I've seen it in the movies!
That part?
Oh my God, I think that's actually wrong.
No, no, it doesn't matter because I shaved them.
My name is Vibes.
These are prepared.
I need water.
Now!
Yeah, that is definitely going to be the best I've ever had.
Really?
He's icing it out.
Rubber is?
I do not exist on because I can't ask questions about what you're doing.
No emotions in my face.
Full emotions here.
Get this on.
Get this nice and boiling in here.
Get these open.
I can't get a lot of open up potatoes though.
I should be able to open up a video.
I don't know how to do this.
I've seen it.
I've seen the potatoes.
I've never seen any of you cook them.
Open.
Sesame.
Bully up.
Now, I don't know if this is fake,
but I've seen this before.
You never know.
But what are you doing, I know.
Just seasoning the water.
I don't know why.
I think I've seen it on a Tik Tok.
Oh.
Tik Tok is kind of a cool popcorn.
Oh my God, I lost it all!
Hey!
Chef!
Chef, what is it?
Chef, last chance.
Potatoes.
Do I try to do the fries or just go with my sliced potato oven technique?
Oh, brain, what should I do?
Okay.
Okay, Jesse muted.
Got it.
Next.
Chef?
Yeah, slice.
Yeah, real shit.
This is gonna be a surprise!
Dude!
Oven!
I'm not even gonna go in my slice!
God!
Dude!
Nice and even.
Yeah.
No, I'm shaking.
Here you go.
And I'll have an answer by then.
Okay, careful, knife, careful, knife.
What the fuck am I looking for?
Roast on this was London.
I hate that this is just here, but as we're on time constraints,
the oven would be something to be about. Yo, let's preheat the oven.
Put that muslin at 450.
Just so it's right below. Or make you roast or bake.
or bake? No, no, no, we do convexional, convexional, convexional at four. So I'm going to...
Into that after I add the bone. Yes. Okay, give me this.
Checking Vexional Floor.
Yes.
What is he doing?
Beautiful.
How do you stab him?
Contamination.
Watch out for your potato.
Yo.
You start speaking like the interview alien guy.
I'm just going to put the contamination over here.
Everybody be careful with that.
Contaminated.
Dude, I don't want to do it.
I think I already lost.
I'm getting desperate.
Sorry?
I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to use the video.
I'm going to have to cheat.
Listen, listen, you are a chef, wherever you use to make the food, you use.
I'm already going to be drinking and eating Stokey potatoes today, so.
Okay, so.
Ready this thing?
Got three garlic cloves here.
We think.
That should be great.
You know what, I volunteered as a judge, so I'm here to commit to these.
It is a disadvantage for me.
I don't know where anything is in the kitchen.
This is bad.
I don't know either.
Did you see me?
Did you see me look for something?
You've lived here.
Yeah, and I don't know where something is either.
Did you get cook over here?
Like, holy shit.
I need like a tongue.
Anyone have a tongue?
A tongue.
You have a tongue?
Oh, pincers!
How long are you going to leave this steak on here?
I'm just asking.
I'm going to go for a perfect medium.
Because I'm not a medium rare kind of guy.
It's kind of cringe.
So I want to just...
I'm doing three minutes, but I need to hurry up
and get the tongue.
You can use that.
Okay, going in.
Get a flip.
It wasn't ready yet.
I'm not ready yet.
Did you know that burger chef?
Fine.
I don't know how to make burger patties.
I need to google this.
How much time do we have left?
Give me time.
According to my calculations, you have 36 minutes.
Classic.
Get ready.
Booyah.
Wait! You lost my video!
Wow!
Oh, yeah.
Jesse, Jesse, I think you need to get the credit.
Once again, if you need to use a video, use a video.
Yo, yo, thank you. You're dealing with my side like that.
You don't have to use a video if you need to.
Jesse, Jesse, come on, give me the credit.
I got it from you.
Really?
No.
Sorry.
Actually, I have to ask all of that.
No, but I did get a credit from you.
Fry?
Gordon Ramsay's.
In a, was that a ninja?
Yeah.
Yes, this is a ninja no no it's called no we're good
Here's fries are here. Okay. How to burger
What? You're watching a- and how to?
and portion your meat with that for a smash burger you want to be in half to four ounces of croquette.
Number three, take the time to preheat your griddle, get that thing ribbon-eyed.
Really smash that pan and use it perfectly.
I already hard-witted up.
Jackson, you don't want to do that.
I have a hot one, so I'll just...
Here we go.
That plate here is huge, so it's not taking so long.
Okay, we're having a crispy temperature here.
We're not getting any spelling.
Okay.
Thanks for the time.
Thank you for the time.
Okay, I don't think that's good.
Oh, that's funny.
High smoke corn oil? I don't even have that.
Oh.
There we go.
That's going to be all we got.
What do you mean? I don't even know what that is.
What do you got to stuff it in that garlic?
The garlic and the thyme and the butter will be coming in with...
This is awesome. This looks awesome.
...and I'm going to be brisk meal.
You know what? I'm going to do something else.
If it sucks, it sucks. I'm just going to give it a shot, though.
Where's a good knife? Oh, he has a good knife.
Nope, bad.
Good.
Oh, man, this is getting worse.
Nope, bad.
Good.
Oh, my God, this actually looks very nice.
Good.
I take it.
Go ahead and tell me what you're doing, Ryan.
Go ahead and tell me what you're doing here.
Watch this, look at that.
These are called potato dollars.
Basically those will go layered out on this
with some oil and some salt.
And they're gonna go in the oven.
And they're gonna be like roasted,
conventionally, you know what I mean?
Like from all angles.
Like look at that.
Look at that.
And this is going into the grease of the oven.
Let's do this.
Now tell me what the pizza is on.
Don't do this.
If I have the potatoes boiling, I have the steak here,
I have this ready to go,
and I have the spooning of the butter ready.
Yeah, okay.
I almost forgot.
Oh.
Thank you. It's gonna flip here.
Oh, I'm happy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, do we do the glazing?
I'm gonna take a spoon.
You wanna just have to go down?
Not for now. I just chill.
Where's the restaurant?
It's about to start, I'll show you.
You can't just leave it to that.
That's good to show now.
That's called prepping, look at the prep.
That's what happens when you do some prep.
It's easy, I'll even open this up for me right now.
My other bread, what do you think it's doing?
Alright, I'm going to purely all of what I know the dish looks like.
I've never seen anybody cook it, I don't know what I'm doing.
Chef?
Am I going the right direction? At least give me that.
Is this the correct direction at all?
I'm going to have to make a change here, just to realize.
I'm going to have to take a lot of potatoes out, because there's too many potatoes and we don't have the time.
So, paper towel.
So Chef Felix, what kind of beef are you forgotten?
The burger.
The buns.
The pickles!
You forgot the pickles!
Myest flint ones!
Just kidding, pickles is kind of disgusting on a home burger.
I thought this was a really good one.
Do they have some frozen pickles?
Ew, I'll get some soya here that's like very old.
That's cheating!
What?
Pickles?
No.
Really?
Yo!
You're not a referee. Let me do my thing.
I'm looking for some olive oil.
Yo, how good is olive oil for? Do you know?
What is that?
Anchovies in the oil.
Oh, man.
Chad, quickly. Chad, what is the name of the spice they put on the potato? What's the name of the spice?
Chet, please!
I guess it's name is Spice, it's name is Spice.
Bro, have you even made anything yet?
What the hell's going on?
It's, um, oregano?
30 minute warning?
30 minute warning!
I heard that.
Oh, small.
Time?
Time, uh...
Okay, chef.
Yes?
If your competitor wanted your time, per se, would you allow him to have that?
Absolutely not.
Good competition plus five points.
Thank you.
Now watch this.
I'm winning.
Well, the points are fair, we're not.
Oh, that one is not even open yet.
I'm going to put it all in the oil, I'm going to lower the pan just a little bit, now let
me set it, now a really good chef can feel the meat and you'll know if it's ready.
Ahhhh!
It's almost done.
Apparently I need to drown them.
I don't want to do this.
Would you like to flip them over?
I want to do it on the right side.
I'm glad I'm not a judge.
Yeah, it's, yeah, it's your bollocks crazy.
Well, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I didn't have any idea.
I'm a fan.
One for the oven.
I'm off on a hose.
I'm on a hose.
I'm going to say this is a multi-billion dollar house and these are ten dollar pounds
at one point.
Yeah, none.
No more?
You have to prep your stuff, remember?
This is, uh, oh my god, is that hair?
No, it's not.
That is good enough.
Add some salt.
It's time.
Lower the temperature.
Drop in the butter.
Get that going now.
Yep.
What exactly do we do right now?
We're finishing it up.
Chef, it's order good, order good!
To allow the butter to finish the cooking over the steak,
to give it a delicious,
and to allow that kind of explosion in your mouth.
Bang! Chef, order good!
Be honest, it's smelling good here.
Is it yes? Is it yes?
Did you use that?
You used that, right?
Then we're going to see what the installments are.
You can have a copy of this, but I need my box.
Oh!
How big are the patties to be?
Is that the French technique?
Yeah, that's what the French have been doing since 1893.
That's what they first invented.
It's not good.
Both my hands can cooperate like a baseball. Is that good?
Too much?
It's good. Too big.
It's too small bro.
Golf ball size? No, it's bigger.
It'll shrink exactly.
Something I need to be careful about here is not burning the garlic.
So what I need to be worried about is not taking it from Jesse because this looks fucking horrid.
This looks awful.
The only thing that smells good in here is this.
You haven't cooked anything?
True.
This is way too garlic.
You don't eat that much garlic to base it.
You know that, right?
Yes, I do.
How many burgers?
I mean, how many chefs have we got?
I can't want one for myself, though.
You sure you want to eat your food?
I'm going to have one ready.
No, I need to only do it for you guys.
Seasoning first.
Seasoning right now or when I put it in there.
Oh my god, is this any possible?
I can't actually do this.
Chef!
Okay, take a look.
Quickly!
Chris, the temperature in here,
this is gonna be the last little brisk.
And then the oils and all that stuff that I have in there
will be used for the asparagus.
Mix it in.
A little bit of beef tallow.
Now, his potato slices look amazing.
This looks amazing too, to be honest with you.
Thank you, Sarah.
Let's just say you're gonna have a delicious lunch.
All right, chef, it's a 25 minute morning.
You're gonna have to get rid of that gross stress about the 20 seconds.
Hurry up, you guys can have it.
Amber, your spices, watch this.
I need to go in with a cut on one of them.
Right? Right?
This is a tiny cut.
I mixed it in, right? How do you mix it in?
Exactly what you learned.
Oh, oh, oh! I said it's not a movie!
Oh my god, it looks perfect.
I said it's not a movie!
You do too much.
Oh!
Try that good!
Turning off the temperature for the steaks.
More!
You have to try it over there, Barbara.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
That's what you do.
Okay, give it a flip.
Is that enough?
Speak to the song.
They said, good, oh my god.
Yeah, but it seems like it's not properly mixed in.
No, and I messed it up in the meeting.
I think this is good.
This is working much.
Dude!
Sorry guys, I swear it's going to be good, it's not because I'm manipulating it a lot,
it's going to be bad.
Okay, I have an idea, I need a bolt, near.
Salt?
I'll put salt on it, on it.
How do you put it on the other?
This is going to be bad because I put the raw salt on my hand to get it to be turned
this.
Put it on the high place.
Time?
Okay.
Time!
Okay, and then we're going to... which one's this? I can put it on this, this is fine.
This is all clear and ready to go. I want to get the garlic out of here.
Move this out of the way.
Gonna drop these steaks in here.
They used... they used... oh, um...
Oh, it's in the punch it.
I think you washed your hands.
Bang! A gargable!
Okay, put this in here for now, I have an idea, I have to do this, I must.
Because this is the kind of pan I have, it is what it is, but I want this to have some crust to it.
We're going back in, oh your fists, by itself and just give it a nice crisp.
We must. This is terrible!
Oh!
Chad, what's wrong with this?
I feel oil!
Ah!
They're awful.
Brother.
You're laughing now, but.
Ah, I'm gonna feel that.
I swear to the gods, I swear to the gods.
Well that potato feels pretty much almost ready to go.
Oh my god.
More?
I'm getting more advice from Chad, it's awful!
Remember you go watch the video.
My hands are full of ruffles.
Can I get the other lights?
I did, I did.
You put a dog ball on it.
Yeah, you're right.
Let me just eat, don't worry.
It's fine.
Can I get a special one?
Yes.
I'll get it right there.
Damn, I mean, this is, I don't want to overcook it,
so this is pretty much, this one's done.
You're done.
This one, just, I want color on this side.
There we go, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
I got a little color there.
But what about my buns?
If you want to close them up.
I don't want to contaminate.
Martin, you do have another pan.
Ready?
Yep, yep, there's a pan right here.
There's a chance this is a pan.
It is a Walgreens pan, but it is a pan.
I have to.
Oh, I'm not gonna put a Walgreens pan in the pan.
Oh my God.
I have to butter my buns a little bit.
Turn it right here.
If maybe a little bit of heat,
we'll talk about a nice low, a nice low pan.
We'll go here.
I'm gonna step in.
Wait.
I think mine needs to be high.
Oh no, he's going to be cutting hot.
Jesse, go ahead and tell me what you're doing right now.
We are taking the butter that we had from the steak that we did of basin.
And we're now allowing every single one of the asparagus to get to know.
It smells like a bingo type thing, you know?
They're just talking.
I haven't a good time when they're talking.
And I just want them to get familiar with each other.
It's got like garlic in there, a little pine.
It was too big, it was too big.
Did you get a pine?
What did we get in that?
Oh, here it is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
19 minutes, 42 seconds.
Clearing this.
Big and stop for the burgers.
Ow!
Might be for people at home.
Make sure you do not use a nostic hand.
Do not use a metal fork.
Unless you're really skilled and you don't touch it.
Shoo-shay, shoo-shay.
Okay, yep.
Thank you.
He said, don't put the sit, the lemon sink.
Yes.
Okay, I'll order back to Oreo, make it go.
Okay.
I need onions, I need onions.
Fine, see how it's fine.
Who's up out, who am I, is that?
Hey, thanks.
Not too much. Not too little. Just perfect. I don't look like I have an eyelids.
Put that right in here. Oh yeah. Now, onion powder. Where are you at?
So, yeah, dang, fam, lamb, welcome to the fam.
A little bit of onion powder, gluia, get that shit nice and soft.
Hey, no!
Get my beans.
Shut up, Stephanie.
Yes, ma'am.
What has inspired this dish for you today?
You know, growing up with a small family on a farm, beans surrounded by vegetation,
by vegetation cows. I always had a loving and deering feeling for actually putting the
food together and the entire story from where the plant was made to me eating it for nutrition.
I think it's a beautiful circle of life. Honestly, thank you for asking that question.
Wow, that is a beautiful plant. Really? Beautiful.
Absolutely.
I'm not even holding it.
See that?
It's a little flat.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm scared.
Oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
You're trying to scare me.
Let's take that out.
Let's move the oil away.
Yeah.
Let's leave it there for a little while.
Let me get a whole thing.
Put it in here.
You can put it in now.
Yeah, that was a crime.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He doesn't even know what he just did.
Oil, it's the water.
If you could show me down, it's just a sliver of 30%?
Yeah.
Not my buns?
Chefy list.
Chef.
Can I get some butter please?
What is this butter?
I'm gonna get that butter.
I would like to use my butter.
Thank you.
Thank you. He doesn't know what he just did.
What's up?
What was inspired you to do a crazy thing?
Basically,
we didn't have much money.
Oh my God, no.
And what we did is that.
Hold on a minute.
Oh, it was so sad to have to turn away.
We would,
we would get the spear that we had,
that we crafted
I'm a running devil and we would have to go put the cows that we raised at the house and then
Make our own patties
Yeah, so this is a reminder. This is a reminder of what used to be like living
With no means, you know
I'm using this plate too because I'm using it because I can't butter the butter!
Hey, I'm using this plate so you've got to also use this plate since I need the butter.
Okay, sure.
Do I butter both sides?
Do you want to butter the outside?
Yeah, no.
I don't want to get in the market, but I know if it might work.
Okay.
No, I can't!
Judge Aiko, can we please get a time check?
Chefs, you have 15 minutes left.
I might just sign her. I might just sign her. I'm like...
I'm sorry, smirking is not an option.
You have one burger now. Just make the other burger.
That's true.
Oh yeah.
What, is it done?
Yeah, it's done.
You turn me back to my t-match.
Let's eat.
Sorry.
You turn me back to my t-match. Can you turn me back up?
Oh yeah, yeah, I got you.
No, I have a door.
That is a good color for us.
It's not over-dusting.
You can at least one.
Yeah, 15 minutes.
You know what I mean?
Burgers can make them 15 minutes.
Last thing we got to do.
How many good ones, though?
Boom.
Let me give you a tip of the box.
See how you got two pounds there?
Yeah.
See, that pound is big enough to take two burgers.
So I can present the whole thing?
Yeah, you can literally start the burger meat on the other pound.
and then start the buns on the smaller one.
So then at least you're picking two burgers
and you can at least get it.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah.
Two, one, two, three, four.
Good.
Bang.
Ow!
So what I think is, I get one as well.
I'll eat the bun and blow up myself.
And this is too much meat. It didn't go over. It didn't spread.
I think that's a fine size burger, but you're the chef here.
You know what I'm saying? If you don't agree with it, you can do another.
Now mind you, once again.
How do I know what's inside or not, though?
So you should take a butter bag, stick it in there, or at least try to crack a little bit of city inside.
Either way, this is beef. It's not going to give a sound much.
Oh my God!
Hmm, you see what it looks like? That looks good.
Let's look.
That looks good.
Let's go.
You just want to put that in there.
Bang.
Now, Dan, this was too much.
So, bang.
This is for me.
What?
No.
No?
I'm watching you.
I'm not saying.
This is cooked.
Yes.
But, uh, if...
Okay, so, okay, fine.
You just wash this real quick and don't touch raw meat.
But it's gonna be in the cook though, it's gonna be in the, okay, sure, go ahead.
Yes, no touch, wrong to cook.
Please, yumminess and help, easy.
What, is it contaminated?
No, that was by itself though.
It's definitely by itself though.
Look at that one.
Like what?
Look, look at that one.
It's not way by itself though.
Time check.
I'm done.
Uh, I think we're at 15 minutes.
Not only that.
Five potatoes?
Oh my god, it's looking really nice.
It's looking really good.
You know what happened, Dad?
Oh my god, it's looking really nice.
It's really good.
12 minutes.
Stop playing with me.
I'm done.
Check them out.
Stop playing with me.
Salt pepper, whatever seasoning that you want to put on there.
Stop the truck or it's a default.
Whoa!
It's blocking me, that's insane.
I'm cleaning.
Come on, you clean the cheese on that.
That's the start of the first.
I forgot the cheese.
Oh, I'm going to reheat it when they're both ready with the cheese so it'll heat it and it'll do the cheese part.
Oh, okay.
And um, how are your buns looking?
Oh!
That is hot.
No!
I feel bad now. I don't like food. Do you want to eat that?
I'm here to judge whether or not you put it.
Yo!
I didn't think it'd be my burger.
How about that?
Dude, I feel bad.
You have more bread?
Make that yours?
Don't worry.
Ice.
Where is mine now?
Ah!
The bread smells amazing.
It does.
It's amazing.
But the butter is coming.
I'm here to judge whether or not you put it.
Yo!
You know, I didn't think it'd be my burger.
How about that?
Yeah, you did.
Dude, I feel bad.
You have more bread.
Make that yours?
Don't worry.
I think I'm going to eat one of these.
Ooh!
Ow!
Oh my god, I LCS with an insane amount of stuff that's constantly going on.
possibly could have been going off right, leave 40 seconds.
Wow!
I'm gonna pass!
250 subs!
Is that for real?
No!
That was insane to me!
Oh!
That was insane!
I don't know.
Wait, is that a little?
I'll see what they say.
Longer?
The day is longer than that.
I'll see!
Oh, I'll see!
Why is this on?
Oh man, wait, wait a little, wait a little!
I think I'm gonna have to open this.
This is so easy!
Oh, I'm gonna have to open this.
I'm gonna have to open this.
I'm not gonna remember if this is up high, just wanna make sure you know that's up high.
Not too bad.
I really hope this steak is cooked in the middle good.
I don't have anyone on a gamble.
Sometimes you just have that feeling.
I do like those ones with the gas.
I feel it.
Looky, how are you doing?
I think it's a it's a good over all dishes. You have the potatoes ready really
It has the potato the exterior share a little bit of similar flavor, but I think the start with the potato really
Cleave up especially on the stage that you need calories
You can go out of place
It's a good color
Let's see let's see let's see that one's good to go
You think it's gonna go? No, no, no. I see some right.
That's the red pushing out, brother. That's not the red inside.
That's not bad.
Oh, yeah.
The red pushing out.
So...
That's the red pushing out.
Yeah, that's good.
That is good to go.
You can start that baby on the bun.
Okay, now, here you go. Ready?
Yeah.
I'm gonna not do that.
Oh.
I'm gonna reduce it way down.
Okay.
The time is here.
and put some bad boy back in, moisturize it.
Everybody has 20 seconds.
What? No.
Yeah, I didn't tell you that yet.
Double cheese or one cheese?
It's a favorite inside of it.
Double cheese or one cheese?
I feel like my food is getting cold
so the steak is just fucking off.
Say it's time for me.
So it makes it so cold.
You also gotta let the steak cool once it was in it.
So you know, I've got farther but it's no.
You're not allowed to step right?
What?
I didn't step right?
No!
Yeah, go for it!
Ow!
I think you should go up in here for like 10 seconds each.
Right before...
Lift the buttons!
Is that a good idea?
I'm here to eat whatever you serve me.
Oh!
Woo!
I'll be a pasta!
Pasta!
Oh my gosh!
Stop playing with me!
10 seconds.
That's what they do in the restaurant.
They're cooking it in the kitchen.
Stop.
Are you doing anything to it?
10 seconds.
10 minutes.
Wait, I don't have the...
Don't forget yet these potatoes.
Yeah, I didn't forget.
Okay, well they look kind of raw.
So...
Not too bad.
It's fine, it's good, it's good, it's fine.
We have five minutes remaining.
Does that look melted?
It does look pretty good.
Good job, I'm going to take them off, I'm going to take them off.
Now watch this.
Is it good here? One contamination of course.
Look, look, look, that was way over there.
Nothing, like this is meat, this is salt.
Way out there.
No cross contamination here, did I mean?
Yep, none whatsoever.
I won't lie, here's this looking tasty, and if my steak isn't cooked right, I lost.
Okay, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now!
Look what, watch me slay this.
I'm watching.
He had some.
He had a lot of down...
Holy!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh my God.
How many?
Total 404 gifted.
That's insane.
Yo, thanks for the good job, man.
I cannot think of anything.
Yo, thanks for the good job.
All the stars, man.
Yo, I else, yesterday, thinking about, okay, now then, this will go off now, bang, I
need some plates, plates.
Now mind you, once again, you might not put the condiments on the saw, but you
Bang. I need some plates. Plates.
Now mind you, once again, you might want to put the condiments on the side to see if the judge will want the condiments on the burger.
Now let me add the juggers though.
Give me some backstory. What do you guys like on your burger?
No, no.
I'm sorry, I cannot speak to what I like on my burger.
Really?
Yes.
Well, Dean gets to give these special guests.
Oh.
And he actually has food ailments.
I know!
Yeah!
My question puts to team!
Oh my god!
No, no, no!
I meant like...
I know what you're talking about.
Any allergies to this?
None. None at all.
Any allergies to this?
I cannot tell you.
Is it blood sugar?
That's a little bit too much.
But!
You need to move.
Okay?
Any allergies to this?
Nope.
See that? I'm gonna put a little bit less of that.
What was the picture there? A heart?
Nope.
It's the dab you put in on a...
Okay.
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
Now watch this.
New thing.
Well, he noticed us. Well, he noticed us.
I called out.
Wait, is that, is that, is that better?
I just called out.
What?
Nothing. That's just the one I want.
What?
It's just the one I want.
And then, and then, was that on this coming morning?
Interesting.
Yeah, it was on there.
No, it was way out.
I told you guys, it was on there.
I know that.
I've done it.
Oh.
You're using it?
Yeah.
Oh.
I can't wait to watch Ballsley from the bathroom.
That's pretty great.
Yeah, but, look.
Bro's making a crappy patty.
No pickle.
Oh?
Fine?
I hope mine is good.
Fine?
Fine.
Okay.
What?
Everyone!
You have one minute remaining!
One minute thirty seconds!
Oh my god, it's so fucking, it's so old
Don't burn yourself. Oh my god, this looks like shit. I'm not going
Too slim.
Now, something doesn't look bad.
It's up to you how you like them cooked.
You know what I mean?
You know what's crazy, Jesse?
Complete troll wave.
I might clutch up cause it's a cheeseburger.
You really can't fuck up a cheeseburger.
Yeah, but if I did that steak correctly
and that asparagus hits, I mean it, oh!
No!
No, 40 seconds remaining.
And it has to make it over to this area for us to eat by with 40 seconds.
So you have 33 seconds remaining.
Because it doesn't make it up to your discipline.
Every single piece of your food. Every single.
Look, watch.
I want to hand the mess.
20 seconds remaining.
Alright.
15 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining.
No way, you can take the street and catch up.
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
Back!
The bottle!
At the finish line!
Oh my god!
Blood, sweat, and tears went to...
Good luck!
But I got this.
Now, that's mine.
Are you sure?
Now, now, now.
Damn!
Here we have Yukon potatoes, peeled and oiled seasoned to perfection.
We have a Wagyu Japanese Burger A5 with cheese, it's a cheeseburger, pepper jack local sourced
and freshly made, homemade ketchup sauce on a bed of bamboo plate.
Interesting and Chef Jesse.
Hey, how's it going guys?
I just want to let you guys know this was the biggest heifer that we could find on the
farm.
We got him really good.
We got him at the perfect time, chopped him up real nice and I cooked him just deliciously
for you.
That asparagus actually is covered in the same sauce that I used to baste your steaks and
believe it or not, so the potatoes.
The potatoes had a nice boiling session and went straight into a dip into that sauce.
I really hope you guys enjoy and make sure to enjoy your desserts at the end.
Thank you.
Oh, we have dessert.
Wow.
Oh, we need a dessert for our burger price?
The desserts are from us.
They're not.
Now, if we look at the receipt, who paid for that?
Who paid for the reasons?
Oh, so we're going into it.
So, it's from us.
Enjoy it.
Alright, I'm going to go and take a bite of this steak, Jesse.
Just talking.
This isn't freaking yawning being a teacher.
No, no, no, no.
Hmm. Interesting.
Hmm. Many perhaps with the burger you'd like some...
Mmm.
Oh, man.
Mmm.
Oh, wow.
Mmm.
Okay.
Mmm.
Okay.
Mmm.
Try it.
Now, let me get another one of these buckwheat potatoes.
Mmm.
A little bit of some sprout.
I might be like a spurgus.
Try this the way, man.
Can I have something?
Mmm.
Wow.
The meat.
Mmm.
Did you remember to cook it?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Mmm.
Oh my god, I forgot. Oh god.
Wow, that is amazing. I can't see my score.
Yeah, hide it, hide it, I don't see it.
Yeah, yeah, I got to hide it.
Hmmm.
Alright. I'm gonna go on my own.
He's going for triples.
Not a big experience, man.
You're gonna have a trouble.
Let's do it. I'm just gonna let you know I used a little bit of Nutella and that little bit of sauce.
Just a little ummm...
I guess I'll give it a cookie.
What?
Wow.
Amazing.
Let me know when you're ready to shut up, April, and I'm going to move on to the next
dish.
Yeah, let me just get one more bite of the stroke for you.
Can you pass me a red bull?
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Wait, I can not stop.
Are you just going for a drink?
I have two options for you, sir.
Okay.
Just want to make sure.
You're a woman.
Mm-hmm.
All right, check.
I'm ready to move on.
Oh, just some years?
All right.
All right, you're ready to move on.
Oh, just some of yours?
All right.
Now, quick introduction.
Now, with a high-glay burger, would you like a taste of this 1996 Chateau Bourgois, the
France...
Oh my God.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
That was kind of...
Didn't you go up there?
I didn't.
It's a school measure.
You've got to have been watching me.
I thought I brought it down.
Yeah, I thought it was done.
Yes, we shall.
Wow.
Now, um,
you may eat soon, for now.
The peppers will be provided
as the hors d'oeuvres.
You mind if I eat it?
You want to eat the food that you gave me?
Yeah.
Can I get you sick?
If they get to be like, locked in.
Don't.
Okay, you ready?
Yes.
It's not first time I'm having, uh, silk potatoes.
Yes.
Very interesting strategy there.
No.
You're eating it backwards.
I'm in the backers.
Oh.
I feel like you should let them eat the way they want to, right?
Alright, here we go.
Oh wow!
You guys want to try the noodles so we can see you over here?
Yeah.
They have pretty cherries here.
Oh wow.
Oh what?
Oh.
Yeah.
You can put a stain on that.
Wow.
Fresh.
Very, very nice.
Wow.
Fresh can be potatoes.
Mmm.
It's a bit salty.
It might have just like seasoned the potatoes so right.
Mmm.
It's something like a salt, it might have just like seasoned the potatoes to right.
It's quite a pure taste, isn't it?
I told you.
Oh wow.
Mmm.
There it is.
It just brings me back to my childhood.
Wow.
I'm just trying to eat that.
Can I have a crunch?
Can't you just take that back to my childhood?
My mother was a horrible chef.
Yo, that's crazy.
Let me just...
Man!
I want you to see it.
Is that penodoro welcoming?
Oh yeah, I had heard something about a...
A wine crunch came in.
A wine crunch came in?
It's not a crunch.
Yeah, okay.
The front office called.
We gotta go.
Let's see.
Hold on.
Before I make my judgment.
Wow.
Can I hear a sob story from one of you guys?
You know what?
I was going to...
I'll let the food speak for itself.
I don't even know that.
I don't even know that, whatever we did earlier.
This food is definitely from poverty.
Let me tell you.
See?
Yeah, this is, I tasted the Lord's food for sure.
I knew being with FW with it.
Wow.
Yes.
Oh.
Well, believe it or not, when I was bringing this food over here, I fell on the ground
and I stripped my knee.
Oh my gosh.
You look beautiful.
Walk, walk.
I'm okay, but it just, uh, still hurts, but I really hope you guys enjoy the
food it's kind of hard to walk. I'm gonna limp over here is that cool?
Oh my gosh, yes! Oh my God, that's five million!
So last resort thing? He's got to be thinking this, right?
There's no way anybody could fake something like that.
Alright, my score is in. Aiko?
Yes, my score. Are we going 10, 10, 10?
Alright, I'm going to go 1 out of 10.
1 out of 10, okay?
Yeah.
Wow!
Um, you want me to go first or you go first?
You're beautiful, you're my go first.
So the steak brought to you by Jesse, amazing steak, I don't even like asparagus, I take
two bites of asparagus.
And asparagus is a hitter, man.
Right, right, no, it's good, I like the, um, hopefully my pizzas smell.
But beyond that point, um, the steak was very juicy, amazing.
Cool.
I'm going to give this a whopping 8.2 out of 10.
Thank you.
Wow.
It's a full course though and potatoes was really good also
Things I don't even think I don't even know if you season the potatoes, but it was just naturally just
Was amazing um and last but not least
the
Let's go. Let's go to the burger now
Now, I did write some things down. You did use some unorthodox things, Mr. X.
So, we call those street methods.
Mm, street methods.
From the hood.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
I didn't believe in you.
The seasoning was amazing.
Mm.
Seasoning was amazing.
Mm.
The salt potatoes, that's what I'm gonna call them now, was amazing also.
Oh.
So.
The winning music for Jesse is can't kill it.
Just a little bit.
At least on my end, I'm going to rate your burger and potatoes a 8.5 out of 10.
Bro, he's barefoot.
All right.
Yes, let's start with.
No, listen.
You have forces on you.
Oh, that's right.
I got to be out of the deal.
I didn't like the restaurant.
I got you to do it over there at the kitchen.
All right, so how do you change?
If you think I'm joking, I actually wrote it down way before.
Really? I wrote it down. Just in case you think I'm bullshitting and I'm changing my answer.
But it ain't done yet.
I wrote it down.
It ain't done yet.
So my score is going to go towards X for the...
The wire's going to have 90 and 90 and the wire's going to have 90. Thank you.
That's a good score though.
Now Jesus!
This is a shit!
Dude!
I chose the right ones though.
That was pretty good.
Aw.
That was actually pretty good.
Okay, and for my score, I was voting it completely on Vibes, and according to my Vibes,
XQC seemed a little nervous in the beginning, but then he started aura-farming and reading the chat,
and then I was like, what the fuck is he saying?
True.
But I have some great notes here about Jesse that is,
steak, mmm, minus one, plus one, plus five, plus 20, plus 100,
And then, excuse me, watched his potatoes with soap, and Jesse is searing NA plus one.
I don't know what that means.
So I will have to say...
What about the scores?
Yes, yes.
I will say, Jesse's was a 9.3.
Wow!
Wow.
That's it.
I was still on and I'm seeing so.
And like he had the saddest little story ever and I just couldn't believe it.
It was amazing.
But when I ate the asparagus, it was kind of like gross, ew.
And so for Felix's burger with his score, at first I was like, oh my god there's
no way I could eat this.
I'm gonna get food poisoning.
But actually I was surprised because the flavor was like so good and then his
story about like growing up in poverty and stuff was so sad to me and then I
saw like he's got no shoes and he's kind of just shuffled and I thought oh my
Oh my god, just like the homeless guy.
So, um, I gave him a 9.2.
Oh, what did she just say?
Wait, so wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
He had a 9.3.
He had a 9.2.
But, but, hold on, put it together, put it together.
Yeah, he wins.
Put it together.
Oh, he won.
Oh!
Brian told you the cheeseburger is such a bro it's too cush.
It's fucking done with this.
I don't want to try to do this shit.
Good game.
I was a chef of life.
Good game.
Do you think we scripted this?
Well I did not script this.
Like the cheeseburger is clutched off.
From this day forward, I will never cook again.
Whoa.
Oh no.
Uber and steel again!
He's been in Quebec since he was only eating it!
Yes!
No, Fussy, please!
Fussy!
What?
We still love you!
Hey, really?
Even after the meal I made and everything?
I-I-I-I-I-I really liked it!
How about you were at Utah?
Let's get in. It was shit.
It was shit. Get the fuck out of here!
Oh!
You know what, Judges? I'd like to change my score.
Whoa!
Minus...
We gotta go! We gotta go!
Okay, you see, it's kind of a toxic winner,
and I'm not into that.
How about I try your meal and you get to try my meal?
Really?
Let's see how this plays out.
No shame in the moral I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Okay.
And then we swap because I want to eat that oatmeal as well.
Try this.
You want my son?
He's most crazy.
Yours is pinker than mine.
Let's pause.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say that.
I had to say fuck that.
It is pretty good.
It's good. There's a lot there.
That's rare.
There's a lot of...
A lot of flavor, right?
Way too much.
Oh, then this tastes like shit.
Fuck you.
Now, let me try this.
Ew!
Wait are you trolling?
Okay those are my mom's, oh my childhood.
Actually, this reminds me of when I was a kid.
That is actually so funny.
And then we get slapped around and we eat nothing.
That's ass burgers.
You didn't even eat it.
This is disgusting.
You try your burger.
You try the steak.
I need that one.
Maybe I want that one.
Where's the fork? Is it that one?
I just don't know which one you need.
Can I get a...
Do you want a nice cold red bull?
Red bull please, because I gotta go out of this.
Just...
Just slow it, I'll catch it. Or...
No.
No, that's too intense and you know it.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got it.
Okay, J-A-N-O is exactly how to do it at my school.
Those are hard.
Okay, dude.
Unbiased, actually, it's not gonna,
like it's perfect, no, no, no, no, it's perfect.
Do it, do it.
There's soggy.
What the fuck?
There's not soggy, half crunching.
Not possible.
I don't think when J-A-N-O was like in some liquid.
Oh, okay
Okay
Oh my god
Chad I'm doing so
Why? Oh my God! This is good! Take a bite of this. That's a big one, hold on. Like you're
going to have to actually tell me this doesn't taste delicious. I have to put down the
Do you want to smash these with this?
Gotta admit though, like...
It's got all the flavors that need to be there, to be honest.
That's good!
Okay.
That's good.
Do you want to smash this?
What?
So...
I'm biased.
Yeah.
Can I get a slab of steak and let me just touch it?
I'm not gonna be with it.
No, the slab itself.
Oh.
You know what you're doing, dude.
So,
I'm not trying to be that go-or-do whatever,
just my personal thing on it.
You flatten, you also make it red, piping hot,
like it's gonna explode.
Yeah.
You flash it both sides.
When the slab is gonna be like the top,
It almost looks burned, right?
It looks, but it's not, right?
And the middle's not cooked fully.
You baste it, you slam it into the oven,
so it actually cooks it.
So you get the texture you want,
and on the out-and-inside.
Look, the pan was teflon with plastic handles.
I couldn't.
I really?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, we ate that?
Yeah, did that fall?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a teflon.
It was.
Are you?
Yeah, we didn't have anything for that.
now.
Hello!
Your burger did hit though.
Oh man.
Now, at J.L.Y.O., it's got a draw.
This potato sucks.
I wish I would have got the purple potatoes.
Bro, I don't like this.
I don't like this.
It came out pretty good.
Bro, the fucking burger, I'm telling you bro, burger just clutches up.
I know what you mean.
Generally.
No, those are good though.
I like them.
I know, but it's like a weird.
The thing is, you got the rhythm of the meat though.
That's a weird thing.
Yo, yo, yo.
This is good, right?
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it's like a medium.
It's like a medium, medium wall.
Let me try this asparagus, y'all were clowning on it.
I hate it, I hate it, it's a little...
It's a little...
What?
That's perfect asparagus!
It's like a hard...
There was like a hard line every time I ate mine, and it was very awkward and texturized.
It's exactly simple.
All right.
Well, that's it.
That was episode one of the cooking challenge.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you for...
I can't believe it.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you.
Thanks for being here.
Come back for episode two of the cooking challenge.
Thanks you guys for judging.
This is an episode two?
Yeah.
Next one?
Seafood.
Okay.
Seafood.
Next one.
He sprayed Windex on fucking potatoes.
God knows what the fucking potato is.
God knows.
Potatoes?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Well, well yeah.
I'm gonna find a way out of it, but it's just the truth, yeah.
What time is it right now?
Oh, we gotta go.
Yeah, we should go on.
We're on time though, right?
Yeah, yeah, we're on time.
We're on time, yeah.
What time do I have?
I'm talking right now.
Yo, can you check for the address?
Oh, yeah.
It's, oh, the fire's off, and the oven's off, yes.
Oh, yeah, good to see you.
Hold it.
Ooh.
No, we're, we're, oh, we put the bomb.
Was it on?
Is that, is that, is that not weird?
To my children?
I thought that would be like the off, right?
Yeah.
Turn it off.
May I go out?
Yeah, oh my god, they weren't on.
Unlike, unlike, wow.
12 or more, not on.
It's how it's gonna explode.
It's gonna go back on.
No, they're good now.
They're good now.
These are least triad ones again.
They're actually like, they're not supposed to be crispy.
It's supposed to be,
it's supposed to be slightly
rigid.
But the whole foundation is that it's still
Yeah
Oh
Is that the only cause I have to get a lift for like two people that's supposed to meet me there
That's the VIP entrance?
Yeah, there's the VIP entrance
No trust me out there
I know you're the I.P.
Yeah, I got a sense
You should see it
See what I mean
You got two of those coming?
Yeah, I sorta got it, I'm not joking
Oh my god
You think I'm joking but I'm not
Oh, yeah, uh, yeah, you have the actual, the physical hard one?
I'll come here and say hello to these coordinates.
Okay, I can tell you the address, so you're going to scan it with seven entrances, and
then you've got to play one and seven odds, the coordinates send you to the entrance.
Oh, fuck sake.
OK, sorry.
Give me a D address.
And I'm going to just give me a D.
Hey, bro, I'm just.
Oh, no, no, you're helping me.
You're helping me.
I'm like, I'm not mad at you.
Don't worry.
You're helping me amazingly right now.
Listen, you got a super, right?
Yeah, I have a super.
OK, can you keep up with a big yacht of a super?
Oh, no, I can keep it.
Once again, I got to get a car for two girls
that are meeting me there.
So they can't fit it.
I mean, they can't.
I mean, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
No, we don't do the little activities.
I have to give him a car and it's safe for that way.
You have to give one of them a car.
Both of them.
Yeah.
What's up?
I'm looking at the jungle calm.
I'm sweating a little bit.
Dude, they're fucking nice in there.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I love the lovely shows.
They're really happy to have two.
Look at that.
So cute and sweet.
sweet. Let me wipe all this sweat off my face. Put it in my head over the pan and stop
it. It's literally smelting. But you can't touch your smelting when you're cooking because
then that's gross. Yeah. You gotta just leave it on. We'll leave this camera here so
if the whole house starts on fire, Pecky's can just switch to it and then it'll show
the pointy. Oh, let me see. Alright. Give that a bang. Put this up here. We're
We're just leaving this.
No, I'm gonna tell me if you coordinate with me, it's gonna come right after.
Oh, that's your Nick.
W Nick.
You can check me.
I actually would check.
Did you try my steak though?
Oh, I was here because...
Oh, this is great.
Wait, do you want to try my steak?
I'm all good, I'm all good.
You sure?
I can give you...
I gotta work tomorrow, so I don't want to risk anything.
Oh, you sure?
No, I'm actually allergic to it.
Oh, okay.
Do you want to try the...
You'd have a potato?
I had one.
Oh.
And the soap wasn't really...
Mine's not... I didn't soap mine.
At least, oh, you're right.
He soaked it. No, if he actually soaked it, that's insane.
I'm saying the one I tried, but the soap doesn't.
Ewww.
Let me get a chat up here.
Aga.
Allergic to everything.
Alex, are we ready to go?
Just one minute, please.
I'll wait for you.
You guys enjoying the stream if you're enjoying the stream type one one
You
Ready go
Yeah, man, a lot.
Micro to that spot.
Yeah, sure.
Micro to that spot that you have decided to know.
Hi, Greek.
What up, Greek?
He's in jet.
He's watching, I think. Yo.
Do you have the small bag here?
Hi, Greek.
The emergency bag?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay, cool. Awesome.
Thank you, bro.
I have a laser.
Oh, no!
I'm a manager.
What's up? What is it? Blazer?
Football? The kicking ball?
A manager is the view of the magic teams?
A manager is like a coach, right?
Are you a manager of one of these teams?
Yeah, I don't know. It's not a mountain.
What? Yeah.
Oh, I had no clue. I don't know what that was going on.
So they have Blazer like a suit.
So we're watching your team.
Yeah, I have a tuxedo.
Put it on.
That's too hard.
Alright, we don't have much time.
Why is there a couch with a blank wall?
Because there used to be a big S.C. over here.
When I left, I wanted to go upstairs, but I did that to be upstairs.
I put on my brown make-up and my bed, it's like the washroom inside the plan.
So you used to sleep on the floor?
Yes.
I was just on the floor there.
Literally, did you guys see that on the floor?
No, I'm just a minute.
All right, a minute.
I'm not, you know what, Tuxedo?
If you don't wear any of the, of the, of the bowtie,
and I like the blazer will be nice, no, no?
I don't know what a blazer, you have one minute,
go do it in one minute.
No, it's 10 seconds.
10 seconds, hold on.
Chad, do you guys think that the blazer
will look good on the Tuxedo, it will look good?
You gonna follow me or are you here?
If you don't believe me, it's uh...
Okay.
You know what I've been through in my life?
I know.
What?
Use as a military!
I'll have you know!
What?
Yeah, yeah.
It's an A.
Step off right here.
Yeah, alright.
You know, A, you never know.
I'm very concerned.
You never know.
Alright, you.
Yeah, first question is for you, Mr. President.
Take it back, yeah.
But uh, using this section of military where you only go on uh, landlocked countries, where there's no ocean.
No, no, I just walked around I just walked I just walked around
Oh man so far so good
This is like a hectic party
I've never been in something like this
Just everyone being crazy
What we're about to be at
They're like citrules that I've seen
The texture is too texturey
Actually, go like this
I was helping you out there
You got it
Hold up
Really?
Yep.
The drip.
I like the casual and the classic.
I could also wear...
Not this in the buckets, do you know what?
Mm-hmm.
What about a little bit tighter pants?
Yeah.
You can drill a little wider.
Yeah.
Hey, put on a chain.
Really?
Yeah, you need a chain for that.
Yeah.
Make sure it's like...
It says like XCC or something.
Yeah, you can get your foot on a really nice walk.
Yeah, man.
Really nice watch diamonds not the not the boys and I like the real shit
Yeah
All you gotta know is it's
Oh, they're saying Jesse suck at one G
So that's awesome.
I love that guy.
I like your hat. It has my hot dog on it.
Oh!
I thought it was wearing my other hat. I'm wearing the hot dog hat today.
Shit.
The hot dog hat is cool. It's vibes.
This is the lowest one right here.
It's like a...
Yeah, it's like baseball.
The goblin's gonna come.
What did I get this for?
What the fuck?
Where does that come from?
Airpods!
Whoa!
What else did I get?
$500!
Oh.
I don't know.
It was a baby.
Nothing else.
It's a hatch.
Oh no, I hope we didn't get lost in here.
It's one like 37 floors? Yeah. Come down! Come down! Can you hear that? I don't think I have a maid to put the thing in the wash.
No.
Okay, now hold up, hold up.
Like that?
Hold up.
That's nice.
What's up?
Hi.
It's my old tux.
It's like a...
You look good.
This is the owner of a football team now, huh?
Football club, yeah.
How you doing?
I got to put it apart.
Did it go well?
Very good.
Very, very good.
Okay, can you carry it for now?
Just carry another one.
I know.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You have fire shoes on now.
I
Know from oh from Snoop
Is this mine
Say can I work?
I'm not a loose bro. This is worth my whole life. Yeah, don't lose it
I actually got a target.
No that's crazy.
Thank you.
Thank you Don.
Yeah I got a target.
Snoop Dogg.
No way.
I got you in my heart.
What the heck?
One time I wore it to a dinner.
I go outside and my neighbors like I'm outside.
We're gonna pick up some boy friends.
No.
I'm drug dealer.
I'm so sorry.
That is so much to me.
Nothing.
Yeah.
That's your dancing.
This is Dean.
What is this? This is Papa X right here bro.
This is the boy.
Dean is the super driver.
I love that.
Okay, I know we can't do that.
Not by breaking valid.
I'm still used to this.
Oh, how's yours?
You're good.
I am f*****g used.
Wow!
You're taking too hard now.
Alright, I'm ready to go. Ready to go?
Let's go pretend I know what it does.
Can I ask one question?
Second check.
How's the establishment?
How's the security light?
I'm the security under the stars.
Not too sure.
I'm going to stop on my mom and then drop my firearm at her.
Oh.
That's why.
Are you running socks?
No.
There's no way you're dressed like this.
I'm leaving to see her mom.
One second shot.
Yeah, thanks bro. I appreciate it.
Okay.
Alright. Seatbelt.
So we can be safe.
Alright, where's the double?
Alright.
Trying to knock the Tangle. Sorry, sorry.
Like following the rules.
Which is fun.
Vegan has the eye force right?
Just doing a good guy following the rules.
This is a good thing.
I'm not gonna bring my sunglasses in there,
I'm gonna leave them here.
Got to do some good chat.
All right, I'll do a little square recap.
Chat, remind me to grab my glasses please.
Thank you.
I'm just gonna keep it low for now, okay?
We're gonna check out Michael's shoes.
Geez!
Oh, I thought these was a gift.
Geez!
Oh, okay.
Oh, wow.
They're right moments, it's fine.
Oh, who gave you those?
You didn't.
Huh.
Too easy.
I've worn these almost every day for two years.
I'll get you.
Now we have to go.
Oh, it's hot in here.
Just a thing bit of AC.
I want to be rude.
I'll be back here.
Oh, OK.
Oh, look at the number.
I'm going to put it on.
Oh, dude.
No way.
They're the funny blood out of the sand.
Yeah, they cannot see what we're doing.
No, they wouldn't ever see it, it's just, like, we're doing a meme.
Let me explain the joke.
Explain the joke.
We'll give them a, let them understand this.
We're giving them a hint of what it is we're thinking about,
and then they put it in the chat,
and then their little reward is knowing that they got it,
but we don't give any signs.
Yeah, it's like an anti-med.
Six-seven is what it was.
It was six-seven.
Oh my God.
The joke was six-seven on the AC, so the AC's at six-seven.
It's just fucked up, because now 69, like, isn't funny anymore.
It's like everything with the six-seven.
I still laugh, we still have my six-nine.
nice yep nice yeah we still do that oh they're putting crickets wait really yeah
like a blunt like a bunch of that normally when I explain a joke though
those who didn't get the joke initially they'll laugh and chat they'll be law
law they're putting a cricket but they're sitting at the house one
exactly and then it was on tiktok but they're still doing the answer thing
Yeah, they're just not stopping. It's still that's does that ever cure such after ants
40 year old
W good one and answer back
You gotta stop saying the word and then they'll get distracted. You go W's in the chat if you love this kind of content
Dude, if you yeah, you think speed is a better streamer type W or type one in the chat if not
type of two and if you smoke it's at three just man and W's yes yeah baby them
good she's easy as bait let me say because let me explain what he was doing
so he was like trying to like say the joke again as like a joke he was trying
to farm the ants again essentially. Oh it's a meta joke! Yeah. It's like the post irony.
You know where I learned that from post irony? Oh they're laughing when I said it. Yeah post
irony the full circle of irony. But who told you that first? It was in the Idubs. Zood
Idubs. Same line. Same line. Bang! Classic. Actual classic. Chat who do you think made
the better meal. And I'll be honest here. Yours looked bomb though. It looked like a
million sorts of your kids, you know what I mean? Yeah. No, I was kind of, I was a little upset about the potatoes
because they just were not tasty to me. Really? Yeah, I just want to write you the
potatoes. But what my mommy does is that she has those little potatoes because we
grew up at home and it's a little butter on the side, a little, little, little buddy.
They definitely, those purple ones definitely needed like a hell of a lot
more butter. I was just giving it the remnants of like the steak but it should
have been like they should have had its own thing you know. Yeah but also like
they're meant to be gonna healthy gonna give you some food yeah they're not
meant to be a star. That was like a healthier kind of potato. Yeah so it's
why I didn't mind it because I was like I think it's fine. It's always more than
for those. And I think you got unlucky with Miss Barragas, okay. Well I would
have never even liked it. I hate this place it's like I've never
tried it but I know it's bad you know I mean that's like the classic steak
vegetable for me it's okay it feels like it's gonna be bitter if I try it
feels like it's gonna be hard you know yeah
we did chat the type of carrots one guy wrote a broccoli oh it's steak a broccoli
as well carrots and mac and potatoes yeah mol mash if I had the time which I
I probably did honestly because I sat there for what 15 minutes after I could have probably made a purple mashed potato
And it would have went super bowl because they were like purple potatoes. Oh
You know what I mean like I could have done that and I should have done that and I would have saved the whole day
You know what here's a really hot take that's not in that hot
Mashed potatoes right the texture and the looks almost
Do more than the taste because it plays mentally when you're eating it it plays all in your brain
will read think about the flavor and it adds to the flavor do you like having
little chunks in your nice potatoes tiny yeah there's small and you need to keep
the some of the skin on it like I want some of those pieces I wanted to be the
skin to like rustic not a lot of the skin but some of the skin because I want
it to feel rustic and you know this is what I did a little bit but I will
My mom would just do extremely good at those with no
Combo it's just potatoes, but it's done so well. It doesn't mean nothing
Really
Yeah
So we go like a mobile weekend where they learn deduct that's like a real hobby
Yeah, she'll go for like a month's worth of her every weekend, she'll learn to duck.
That's sick.
I was raised off instant mashed potatoes, which I still love.
You know, there's people that are like, eww, you gotta eat it, but I'm in come home, bro.
When I have an instant mashed potato with my meatloaf, peas, or corn, it's nostalgic
for me.
It's literally nostalgic.
Like hamburger helper.
Exactly.
Hamburger helper.
Say it again what it was.
I didn't actually get it.
Macaroni and cheese with ground beef, and then it's like a hamburger helper seasoning or whatever, but it's like it's like the I
Don't know we ain't got the money this week type shit, but it is so good like I don't care
No, we're something like this. I don't like it. We had simple meal was called this but then my dad calls it simple meal
It's just whatever we got left of
of mince meat or whatever, what is that called?
Like ground beef.
Ground beef?
Yeah.
Mix patties, no buns or whatever.
Just cook them properly.
And then you would do some like, you know,
on the shell there's like a sauce that you buy at the store
or whatever.
It's a four pepper sauce.
Four pepper.
It's called four pepper.
Four pepper.
Is it like a mayonnaise based kind of thing?
No, it's more like a gravy.
Almost like a gravy.
Almost like a mushroom sauce with pepper seeds in it.
So kind of like the biscuits in gravy, kind of like gravy.
Yeah.
And then you lay that onto the patty, flat out, boom.
That's all your two patties with a bunch of sauce on it.
See, and what would go good if you guys have it
would be like a couple croissants.
Croissants?
Yeah, like a couple croissants.
We don't do that at dinner.
What, when's croissants?
Breakfast.
Breakfast only?
Yeah.
or lunch brunch croissant sandwich ham and cheese
That is the dinner ball game that you need to master it's it's another animal in that early
At the same time tell me your favorite sub three two one Italian
If we just fucking become best friends
Do we just become best friends?
I'm mad
I'm not with you. I'm gonna explain it again
I tried the Tom Cruise meme.
That one's impossible to pull off.
What's the Tom Cruise meme?
The Tom Cruise meme with the stunt double with his own... also an actor.
And he's like, oh, we've been finishing our sentences.
And he says, no, we don't...
We don't...
And then he... and then he...
And then he says, finishing our sentences.
And they go...
AAAAHHHHHHH!
Hey, hey...
Never to explain it one more time.
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Not explain it again.
Wait, you show me this.
Ah.
Well, I don't really want any more, so give me...
See?
This is how you like the fake vibes...
No, it's like Greg is the vibes guy.
I'm trying to like lock in, but I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
And I'm just trying to agree, but then...
Oh, you've actually never seen it?
Never.
Look, it's a great reference.
Yeah, I have no clue.
I was just trying to lock in, I was trying to make it work.
But then you called up into a corner and did like a cricket thing.
Ready?
How long was I gonna be able to see it?
You think I don't want to be able to see it?
Yep.
Just turn a little...
Yeah, right?
Yeah, there you go.
I'm kidding.
I'm gonna go get a bagel.
Hold on.
I don't know.
No, I'm good to go.
All right, I'll get it now.
Okay.
We've worked together for so long now.
It's almost like, you know, it's kind of like we can finish each other's sentences.
You know.
All right.
I got it.
Remember, we finished each other's sentences.
Hahaha.
That's the one.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm sorry.
Last second.
What about my fingers? What about...
What about my fingers? What's one of them?
Yours or mine?
Oh, maybe mine.
No. No, nobody's.
Well, I bite my nails.
Yes, I am.
You shouldn't do that.
Also, I get double nails. Yeah, I never get doubles.
Doubles?
If you eat the nail too close to the finger, yeah.
When it grows, it splits into two.
No, I said I don't do that. I never go too deep. Like this is the furthest I've got.
Oh wow.
Actually I can eat these.
That's deeper than I do. It's just the type of thing you have, I think.
Yeah, probably.
Genetics, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like I can eat. I could eat this one a little bit.
Yeah, but you know what happens right when you double nail, right?
You know what happens with it?
Mm-hmm.
When it splits, where's the other part gonna go? It's not gonna go in the air.
It stays in the skin.
Oh, so it goes like this?
Yeah, but the other part is in the skin. This one's off. This one's in.
You have to pull it out.
Oh, there's not gonna go like this on the these here.
No, this is like split it's split yeah, and we pull it it it hurts more than that breaking a bone
I feel like that's gonna be like a mountain nourishment thing
No, that you're there's like that's my toes that it's splitting though. It's like it's not being able
It's when you eat it too deep
It's still on the skin, and it just gonna splits
You know what I'm talking about?
You know how the pressure mills too close to the skin and it gets to the scary part?
Yes, yes.
I never get the scary part.
The only time that would happen is an accidental toe clipping.
And I go too far.
Yeah.
You know what?
Have you ever done that?
You chew your fingers way down low.
Somebody throws a football and you catch it.
On the...
And then all the skin pulls down.
And they all open up.
Bro, have you ever seen this commercial?
I don't know, you just made me think of this commercial.
Chai, have you ever seen this commercial?
I'm so glad I just ate food.
Bro, have you ever seen this commercial?
Oh, I've actually never seen it before!
That shit fucked me up as a kid so bad.
Oh my god!
No, that shit fucked me up.
They scare you so that the solution is their product.
Bro, that shit fucked me up so bad.
Is there a limit to that on TV?
Do you scare real straight like on TV?
I bet you you could.
Like any ghost in your house?
I bet you you couldn't do this anymore.
Yeah, I think it's...
I feel like they would be like, ah, that's...
There's a bug!
Bug!
Next to your head!
On the right!
Hey, look, look, look, look, yeah, look, yeah.
Open the window!
Woo-hoo!
Is this a spider?
Yeah, it is, but we'll get him out.
No, it's not a spider.
It's one of those, like, uh, summer bugs.
okay he's gone yeah he flew away and he lived a good life look and now he's in
chat there he is yo
if a group was here he would have ate it yeah he's next little more it was a
survival and he would have kept it for a year and his pockets for there yeah
in just a while it's where you go we ever seen that group though of which one
he had a bug yeah never dude I think it was this Andrew tape pocket whatever
Okay, let me look at it.
And then, chat, was it that?
Wait, is it just Greek 8 bug?
Yeah, Greek 8 bug.
How many gifts it for you to get a bug?
I would never do it.
A 10 bug is already pre-dead.
No, what if it got eaten by, like, infecting bugs?
Ew!
That's it?
It is it.
Okay.
Like I'm but a friend I remember this
Holy shit
Well, it's like when you're with your friends and somebody says, yo guys, I'm gonna bring
this guy over.
Don't worry about it.
He's a chill guy.
And he does a wild shit.
Yeah.
What the?
Wait.
What?
Your vape Lego?
Yeah.
It's just Lego bricks.
I don't know where that one is.
No.
So if vapes have an interchangeable part, what are you going to buy a new one?
It's like a new meta it's a new meta now where you can you just buy the battery and then this is the coverage
Yeah, and it's just it just staples on yeah, you know feel it's like a fidget toy
It's kind of cool dude. That's part of all right
Because that's one of your that's one of your solutions the one you have it's very like like like your like buffing is a mouth thing
It's a nicotine thing and it's adding another is a HD thing. Oh my god
I made a fidget toy out of it.
One solution?
Wouldn't I try? You would be playing with that all day, right?
Uh, not in the end.
Didn't they just have like a big one?
Yo, yeah, adult pacifiers, what do they call them?
True.
Oh, the big one they call them the Chodes.
Well, this is an adult pacifier because it's just your neck.
With like coils? I mean, how do you sell it?
I used to do them.
You would make the coils and then you like have to pour it first and prime it.
Wow, they don't spin anymore?
You have to prime it?
Yeah, no people do still do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah people still build the big mods and they still do it with the content stuff
Yeah, I used to like see videos online of people making big circles
Wait, let me try it. Oh, there's too much AC in here. Oh do it. Can you do it? Let me turn this
Exit him. You have to try that. Oh, ACs? What about this one?
Whoa, whoa, is this Gandalf?
Whoa!
Yo!
What's going on?
Did that pop it out?
Ooh!
I don't know!
Dude, I got the challenge.
I used to sit there in the beginning of A-Pain,
like literally sitting on my desk doing like the tour.
Yo! You're gonna keep parsecting.
Yeah, I was gonna keep parsecting.
I didn't know you had like that fill the grip tape on the top too. Oh
That's a little thing yeah, it is cuz I dare and do this brother. That's so better story. It has look
Like and fluids and fluid movement spins a VHD this
And like what happens to the camera look what happens to you like when you click it it goes like wow
Wow!
Yuck!
Family guy?
Yeah, you watch films, surfing on it, you got the liquid movement thing, and you have texture.
Show the screen again.
Okay, don't tell him this, right?
If I had this company, I'd put a wheel inside of here so he could roll it.
It makes noise.
And you gotta look like it in the...
Oh my...
I switched.
Ooh!
Can you buy one of those and not beep?
I just played with it, in that way.
It's literally just a fiddle.
On and off switch? That doesn't do anything.
Yeah, it does.
There's even an X on it.
That's you.
You're trying.
Look what Jesse taught me.
It's past eight o'clock, so the children are sleeping now.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had a we had a warning
Yeah, like a scroll meal a scroll wheel of a mouse
Dude like the g703
Then click the button
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
Whoa!
And that is?
Oh, it's the ringtone.
No, it's.
What?
It's a different text message.
Your phone does it all night.
I'm sorry, I just learned two years ago when I got in.
Sans Undertale.
Whoa, your fights.
Classic.
I did not like the texture of the sound of sands
and it made me uncomfortable.
I think it was-
I'll never do it again, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you can do it.
Yo, that game though, the noise the old armor made
in like an ADHD consuming, it's like the headshot sound
of Overwatch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just that one, okay, the headshot sound of Overwatch,
the ding is one of my, it's the reason I play the game.
It's also 90% of the players who play Overwatch
only kept playing because the headshot sound can be felt otherwise anywhere else and they're addicted to the dopamine it actually gives you
Black Desert had a really good one
Black Desert had a good one and then Crossfire went crazy and then Valorant copied Crossfire
Yeah, we had to get a wash leaky like tracer. He kept doing headshots online
My headshots and you put cool turkey. He's fine. I'm died
He stopped tracking and bang it's sourced up. I mean buddy didn't know what to do without it
Yeah
It was a skit's right made too far
So
Yeah, I um
Valorant sounds suck.
Yeah, it does.
Oh, except for...
Valorant is...
Well, they have good...
The best game ever. Hashtag...
Well, Valorant has good sounds on some skins, though.
I meant the default. Some skins are good, though.
I pay $40 for a skin, so I don't have to open it in the loot box.
I'm about to get mad.
Okay, now explain me this.
Why is the gushing sound so bad?
It sounds like an actual gush.
That's not the point, though.
Even CS is like a more visiting and the
I think it's because they're trying they're just trying so hard, but they can't they don't want to make it like one-to-one
They don't have a note. They don't want to have an original thought that they came up with for one singular time
Is there a sound of you killing somebody in league?
I know there's I know there's like you've got to kill but
I kill the kill announcement person. That's the highest level
Well, when you get what do you get multiples? Yeah
There's a crescendo!
Oh, now there is!
There is now?
Since when?
Yeah, I think it sounds like a...
I think it's something like that.
Wow.
I'm trying to think.
I don't know.
You know what?
This is one of my most insane take.
The game shouldn't tell you you got a kill.
Unless it was confirmed by the game.
If it's in a fog of war, you don't know you got a kill.
Oh my god, somebody said a good one.
Rust headshot.
Ooooooo!
That shit is satisfying.
Shhh!
That shit is satisfying.
Alright, what's really bad is when you're up against a cheater and you're like...
Pffft!
Like, the crunch is like fifty times higher than a rock.
Yeah! Oh!
Oh, that's not the beginning. I gotta put it on you.
Yeah, like, lags out your screen.
Okay!
Okay, bro!
Okay, I'm real-term and have the best announcer voices ever.
Halo 2!
No, uh, you were...
It was because of Unreal Tournament.
Yeah, I think Halo 2 took inspiration.
Capture the flag.
Flag
Overkill kill my daughter kill tacky double kill
triple kill
I ran out till you know
What was your favorite Halo game you want to say hey, I'll leave I know you want to say oh three
But I played Halo reach way more than that
Okay, Halo region was an attempt for them to get some of the cod player base and
attention people because they had more movement to it because the other one
felt that since it was in space the jumps were like oh oh they didn't they
wanted they wanted to be able to feel Halo they want to increase the pace and
give it more vibrance and it ended up doing the opposite effect for me they
made yeah but I think that that was the start of like smaller map sizes and
stuff too. They added a lot of verticality to the maps, multi-layer, drop down bullshit, guard or
whatever. But you had like the classes, so you would have members of the three-boy guys.
Exactly the same with the guy who goes, I thought that shit was sick. I mean Halo 3 was amazing,
I mean don't get me wrong. Halo 3 was the best of all worlds for that timeline.
Well I liked ranking up and reach, I liked getting a glimpse, you know what I mean? Like the
Rank? Wait, I quit the game because of the rank ups.
Oh!
Cause you got max rank almost for free.
No, you wouldn't rank up and then you would get the helmets.
Remember?
And you were trying to farm the different helmets.
Oh, sure.
When the game came out, we made my boy from the other halo.
We used to do doubles.
We farm doubled until Onyx, which I'm pretty sure was the Mac or Crystal.
And then that's it. We're like, really?
I think it was like a clips or something, right?
Onyx.
What's it? Onyx?
Chad, what was it?
No, no, no, my boyfriend.
Is that my friend?
Yeah.
You put a weird space.
Oh, me and my boyfriend.
A friend.
What did I do?
Yeah, that was...
Yeah, I think you started getting...
So yeah, I became my old self.
Inheritor?
No...
I don't remember that.
Is that what it was called?
It was Onyx.
I was max rang the day of oil I think I think it was a cut off like it was like
not time-gated but it took a little bit more time than we thought but yeah still
like a day and a half after some shit yeah I don't know I like it like I
would stay up all night I'm finally at the rank I hit the rank yeah I can go
And I wake up the next day at the coolest helmet at all my friends like with the face paint helmet
Oh, the Hayabusa or whatever. It where it looks like a globe, but it has like the the Wilson face security
If you wore security, I'm gonna have to do my own stream
No, it looked like the Wilson hand face on like a globe. Oh, oh, that's it. That's very rich. That's
What's the name again?
The Noble Six or something?
The Eva.
The Eva is the Rachel.
The Eva smile helmet.
Oh yeah.
The one that almost prepped it on a scarred or whatever.
Yeah, it always reminded me of the Wilson hand like in cast white.
Okay fair enough.
See, I've left the ride on this for like three hours.
A lot of people were born like a few years ago.
Yeah, okay, well fine.
They have is a fortnight. Yeah, yeah, they either have nothing or yellow infinite
We don't really talk about that
Yeah, you know infinite their old black ops game for them. It's like blackout whenever remember that one
That was like fine. I
remember the best release in in literally that that
six years of battle royale yeah the best battle royale ever released for that
time blackout snipers were super good member you would drop in new town and
then there was a helicopter right there yeah and you can't have one shot it
pretty much because the armor was it actually had some decent armor to it and
you had like the stem that's like in the stem sorry oh yeah oh no was it
stemmed or was it armor no armor plates was later no dad armor plates
was there armor plates it was our plates and when you were full and you
Is there any somebody?
I don't know.
Remember you can get the right gun?
No.
Yeah, I like. I just made it up.
Sorry.
Oh, you tested me and I passed the test.
Good shit.
Not a larper.
Good shit.
Holy script.
I'm just kidding. You can't.
Really?
Yeah. You failed twice.
Have you played Halo before?
Yeah.
But how much of Halo 2 though?
I'm gonna do something very specific.
I was younger. Are you gonna ask me about the glitching boost? No, I'm not I know all the things
I'll give you one or two. Okay
Try me out. Really? Yeah, we'll look at you. My brother was the halo two. Okay
If you're going online and you were about to load it instead of let's say ivory tower
You know every tower?
The map it's like if there's bumps in the middle of the rocket. Yeah, okay instead of loading in this map
You're loading at the sanctuary
Okay, how do you know that you're loading into sanctuary before it actually loads the game with a spin on it?
Your controller was vibrating close
The console would click and it would make a different noise
Because it's a DLC map and instead of being a CD it'd be on the HDD
I
See though, I see how I put the phone down. Yeah, see that. I don't cheat. Yeah, no cheat. I don't cheat
I tried it. I didn't know that at all. I really didn't play much Halo 2 Halo 3
I was kind of like that was banned. I was doing banned and stuff bad and yeah, like marching band
Oh, I thought you were bad thing you were doing like the thing in custom games where you take a picture like under
I was I was in band and I was like all my time that the band can't Halo reach
Check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it.
Now you ready for this?
I'll hit you with it.
Really?
Yes, sir.
Yo!
But then, um, I was marching man time, but then, then I got into REACH, League of Legends,
Black Ops 2, and Minecraft on...
You got into League way back and you're still shit.
I would beat you in a long time.
Ten years ago!
I would beat you in one.
Brother, I'm Emerald when I'm 9 trying.
Doesn't matter. I was Platinum and I don't even care.
As I go, I smurf in Emerald.
Does he?
Yeah.
Lies.
He smurs in every game.
No, it's actually true. He carries in every game.
I'll just admit that.
Did you see me in him 1v1?
No.
Okay, that's okay.
Okay.
Hard job, get it off me, you two.
Let's just...
Hard job, if you want to keep your job,
let's just say we did it right now.
Two years.
You have ten minutes to get this shit off.
Wow.
I was winning so bad he started saying I was cheating and he was making it like he was changing the score
No, it was insane
It was insane
What if it's true? Oh my thank you for such a
Can't type on this
My chat froze, what do they say?
Okay, then I'm gonna rebuttal with this. I was giving you games that you're good at so you would win, so that you wouldn't stop playing.
Oh, I see. The reverse.
We played...
I'm too good of a friend, that's why I lost for you.
I think most of the games were like, you're cheating.
We played the Touchers game, we played the Dick game where you mount your friends.
Oh, I love that game.
We had to bring that back with Greek.
One of the best variety games
She died with Greek
Greek gets so mad
And then you get good enough of
Where you do the thing
Where you not just a wind up
You do the wind up
In the air
And then grab the test
Full clock wise
And you go
Wham, wham, wham, wham
We weren't getting to that point
That's crazy
That's when the shit gets really boring
Because then
You miss the one-second G
What a production to this
I'm funny
Fuck
Clown music
And the pink clown music
I don't know
My friends is you have a blubber really
It's why I would say we should do a gaming gong with other streamers
Because people that watch trains these days they know about video games and gaming. Yeah, they don't know how hard you can push
Variety these variety multiplayer games and how much skill that was actually used to it
Oh these games have like a bazillion mechanics
Speedrunners for example, like it looks like simple on surface. Oh my god when the lobby gets crazy
It's great when people do the fake item fake dash into rewind next box
Oh, I can like you start losing on purpose to hit them with the thing
Yeah, and so that you go way back you do a fake ball so that it slows down because you have a speed up
And they don't or you know the map so you know like where the box is gonna cut
You do the early skips. Yeah, because you can only do the early skips when the box is small
Yep, but some apps you can do you have to do the later skips when they're better than the master dude
Like home party. Yes, the box drop before the big jump that was across the map
So even a slowdown the camera has to go left and the guy gets lost
That's why you do the early shoot. Yeah, you get like a head in and yeah
You're considered ahead because you're taking a short time you guys like that jumpy one. Yeah
Yeah. Oh wow. The one. Yeah. The jumpy one. The jumpy one. The speedrunners are so good. Which one do you want?
In football party. Oh. I thought you were talking about speedrunners. I thought you were talking about speedrunning.
Yeah. I thought you guys were talking about speedrunning. I'm so confused. Fishbunk for that though. Yeah.
It's a fishbunk for that though. Yeah.
The the the jumpy one where you duck jump duck duck duck jump jump duck duck yes, it's where you use the line
and oh
Who is good at that?
He is, he is the champion of the jump duck. Oh that was him then. I thought that was wrong. Was that not wrong? Nope
Nope. It was definitely him. I watched it.
Were you just, is there like a rhythm to it?
There's a there's a rhythm and then you have to look ahead.
more about the lock-in of what's coming right and how the buns will flow and if
you make a mistake it's about forgetting what's going on and you're
all you're not even the guy you are the pipes are you looking to a head or one
ahead I actually look almost just in front what only one had one I want it
so you're like so you're like playing chess where yeah what happens if you
You get your buttons mixed up.
You don't.
Because sometimes I just get my buttons mixed up.
Yeah, it's like driving.
Pedal left, a brake.
I don't know what this is.
Yeah, like you yet.
So what I'm saying is that we're never
going to get a big gauntlet with all the shimmers
because nobody wants to play through this shit.
To tell would 1,000% be down, think about it.
Like if you call him shit at something,
he'll be there the next day ready to go.
How about we do the Warcraft 3 thing, right?
And then, instead of playing, I order a pro to play for me.
So it triggers him.
Ludwig.
I Ludwig him.
No, Ludwig, not Ludwig playing.
But I have Ludwig play.
But then Ludwig would get a cheater to play.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my god.
This is why just he's here.
This is what we need him for.
But I don't get the whore.
Because Ludwig is cheated among us.
And among us.
And he gets people to play for him on stream.
Yeah, and then he makes YouTube videos like I tricked this guy into thinking that I played the game
And then we had a meeting way back in the days with a council meeting from among us a high-tier society
What and we were saying it he's a cheater and we could never prove it
We could improve it and then the other day had a clip is that he cheated it
Oh, so we had another meeting and we brought all the boys back. It was like just like in the boys everybody round table
Yeah, and we decided we went yeah
Which is the sound for
emergency meeting and we decided we were worth we will not be forgiving him
ever never ever will never see him live it down his his clip was like everybody
used to cheat back in the day that's what you had to do to get viewers we were
looking at it we're just see see it's actually
Yeah, cheating is lame.
That's like a, a brand of a game.
It's fun for that.
It's so lame.
It's fun.
It's fun for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, cheating is lame.
Oh, let's go type John Pork.
I learned about the John's yesterday.
I don't know.
I explained the joke.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I have to, see she leaked it?
What?
No, I have to say.
I have to explain.
I have to explain the explainer.
I explained her, the Andy and the John.
Yeah.
She's gonna start using John and Andy without being part of the people that made it what it is
What do you think I'm thinking we could literally get away with it
Yeah, oh no one play yes, like you're in no, so if you say John Andy isn't too much
Oh
Holy John Andy
Holy shimoli
You know that's almost post meta John Andy. That's crazy that you met that's crazy
Hello, well Andy Andy is Andy
XCC, one of the team owners.
Hi.
I'm gonna pick up our credentials right now.
He's right there.
Oh, okay, yes.
Thank you so much.
Oh wow, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Wow, I actually locked in.
I didn't know we could do that.
He looked at me, he's like, you're not XCC.
He changed a little bit since I fired ourselves.
Holy shit, that's a big one.
Well, that's a minute, yeah.
So Andy, Andy is just Andy.
Andy Milanakis
Aka hold on. What is his old name? I got it?
Sitting Andy is the classic cuz he what he would do you'd like which I row stream and he'd like be sitting in a restaurant
Like half the time and he was sitting Andy. He would just eat. Yeah, by the way after him. It was Mexican Andy
Yeah, not actually from Mexico. Nope
Andy who got arrested.
Oh, so a lot of them.
Yeah, pretty much all of them.
Which Andy that guy got arrested.
Just go left here, and then go down to the top of the hill.
Well, they actually allowed him to go
to the embassy at least once.
Oh, burger, Andy.
Burger Planet.
No, the one.
The warm clip.
But I closed the door on him.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
That's insane.
Do you want the law behind it?
Nobody knows the law.
I guess that was the weirdest law.
The bus driver said to us, I'm not driving if someone's standing up with the lights on.
Really?
And so he was like, if someone else comes on the bus, I'm not moving.
And we're on a time crunch to get to the next location.
And I'm not going to kick out a random guy in Skid Row because he decided to invite himself.
So I was like, all right, I have to tell him to go.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, OK.
But what about the worm though?
Yeah, but he ate a worm.
Oh, I don't know.
I just told him some shit.
But he ate a worm though.
Oh, that was so sad.
No, he says you want to cover it up.
That was payment was be on the bus. Yeah, she delivered the one
And so we should have thought a random person that's good row
Dang, dude.
We're going to track some of the IPG people.
Do you think that's the thing?
Yeah, 100%.
They still do their stuff.
Oh, yeah, the girl who was paintballing, no.
Right?
There's chicken Andy now, too.
That's a newer Andy.
Chicken Andy.
Chicken.
Not that then?
I'm not 100% sure.
No, well, I mean, well, I just came work.
Some of the people are too young to know, like the amount of buzz around that whole crowd.
About that whole, like, how's this spider web is so much...
It was changing streaming in real time.
Everyday.
By the day.
That was big.
True.
Streaming in IRL, like, just streaming in general would change Valey's crazy.
Like the backyard boxing thing.
Yeah.
The what?
Backyard boxing.
They had a boxing thing.
Oh, they remember that?
They did.
The one they went behind the house and then...
Yeah, that's backyard boxing.
Yeah, and then that was the wind time I watched.
They're coming. They're coming.
They're coming.
The Pfizer's kicking me.
That's a rally. That's like the rallying call.
The Obama botcher in my body.
Everybody stands.
We're...
We are.
We're gonna get out and they're gonna come. They're already coming to us. So it'll be good.
Do you want your drink?
I'll take it. It's just an emergency.
Oh, okay. You want me to get a sip?
No, no, no, I'll put it in my pocket.
Look at this.
I'll put it in my pocket, bro.
Oh, okay, bro.
Thank you, my friend.
Now I guess this is what I live in, something like that.
A bomb of potatoes.
So much for this.
Thank you, dude.
All right.
I'm going to go his side.
He's not going to hit somebody.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, what?
Yeah, I swear.
I'm going to say the exact same words.
I'm exact same words.
No, you're good.
What?
So apparently sent us to a different location for two while you're driving
So by gonna go no, no, no, we're walking the car walking over to us right now whether app whether app taking yeah, okay
We can go here
That's building
All for me
Holy shit!
Oh, I almost died!
Yeah, well I have to play the part.
I didn't see your shit, man.
Yeah, but it is pretty hot.
I don't know.
It sounds a little bit like that.
Just like that.
Oh, back this way, this way, this way.
It's coming in planks.
Gotcha.
Hey, hey.
No, no, it's not a key.
No, it's not a key.
No, this is probably the key.
Oh, no.
No.
See, this isn't the most important key.
You just say, I got a...
I just want to see what I get.
Okay?
Thank you.
No.
Okay.
I got the chill.
I'm actually gonna kill you.
You're gonna kill me right now, right?
You're a guy over here.
I mean, I'm sorry, buddy.
What the hell is he saying?
Listen, I speak Portuguese.
That was my stuff Spanish with Portuguese.
How do you know Portuguese, Spanish, French, English?
I don't really know Spanish.
Portuguese, my parents are Brazilian and French
because I lived in Argentina.
I smell like...
It's a horse sack.
I can't imagine.
Convention.
I wonder what we're doing by the way.
As I do so, what's everyone doing?
We're doing baller league.
Baller league is an island football club.
And it's a small court.
It's 66.
And we're playing against other people.
So it's my squad against this one.
And we will be watching.
Yeah!
By the way, by the way, I just got the bail by the way because some people died of the
project lights over.
It's gonna be a lot.
A lot of people were hurt by the lights, yeah.
It was hurting me.
Yeah.
Yeah, a poor RGON incident, you know what that is?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Poor RGON.
I'm doing the thing with, you're the Lor guy.
I'm referencing a lot of shit.
I feel, I think it's cool when people don't know it.
in the inner security guard so we feel safe uh yeah he's right there oh what was the go in there
i think it was full to show gotcha we're not going to the spot all just follow the spot
i want to do oh no this is the back okay okay
hello thank you how's it going
we're having a good day oh thank you is there is a reason yes really
It's my old tux, but I thought I wanted to look sporty so it's good man, all right this way here, yeah
Oh, it's your friend
Last week yeah, hello, man. Yeah, how are you?
How are you doing good? I'm looking at second. I think last time
It's easy. We lost
Oh yeah, all probably for sure
Felix
Nick and just show him on him. I think all actually was pink right is it changed today? Yeah. Yeah, but you're just making sure
Together it was both of us on YouTube last week
That's cool!
That is, isn't it?
Oh
They might have needed on the server to play it safe. Yeah, but like
If anything happens with the camera it looks like, oh well, what is he doing with the camera?
It's deliberate, just know that.
Privacy or problem or what?
Sorry.
We'll do that again.
I said lucky.
Oh.
Alright.
How are you doing?
Thank you sir, if you can hear me, I'm mute, if it is muted.
What happened?
Him?
That's Christian behind us.
Wait, real?
You know, what about Messi if you showed up over here?
No, the place would collapse.
I honestly don't know who is better when all they're messing with, because I'm so, like, uncultural.
It's one of those topics that those who care about their life, they don't really talk about it.
Because whatever answer you have, you're gonna get attacked by people.
Gotcha.
So I just say, lots of people ask me questions to the capital of it.
I said, oh, this guy's the best, and you're the guy's the dope.
Not a bad, not a bad idea.
So they both win?
It's like, what does that mean?
They're both the best in their own way.
Is there a bathroom next to your thing too?
Yeah, it's right by my...
Well, here's another answer.
David Beckham.
I don't even know what that is.
Wow.
He's a soccer player from a long time ago.
Yeah, I should be like, um, I know well then the documentary actually
It could be our friend for me anyway, but you know Robin Dino
Uh, Ronaldo messy and David Beckham now really? Yeah, you told me
Yeah, well, it's not the it's not the goat into the egg the game
But for what I said documentary it may be like him as a as a as a person in the
Or as a footballer brand.
I gave it full lock-in mode.
I don't understand but it's really lax in there.
I got it.
Do you like lock-in rocks?
I love that.
We want to do this.
You coming?
Definitely.
I know you're a great fan.
Sir...
Can't hear it.
What?
I don't know you.
What's up man?
What's up?
Great to have you.
But I don't really own the team and play the side of them.
I'm more like, I bet the team, I mean it's our team, it's not like a-
Is it Team X2C?
It's Glitch FC. Football Club FC.
Okay. And it's your, this is your favorite team.
It's actually my team. I just don't pit as Hallowe's or whatever.
Do I?
They're on the streets.
Wait, no, I think I do actually.
The team?
Maybe. I answered the bill actually.
Anyway, what is actually the football club?
Also, Speedstein has a Smurf.
No, but they need blues.
Yeah, but you guys, there's like one zero, I think it's a...
No.
Thank you.
Oh.
So that would be my booth.
If I wanted to just react or whatever,
I would just go here.
Bro, we're literally right in front of the booth.
Yeah, but we'll have to go on the field and shit.
Oh, I'll go here real quick.
Yeah.
Where's that at?
You want Nick?
Nick, is there a bathroom or just a place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll go there and see you guys soon.
Uh, yeah.
and then we'll walk out there.
I'm just going to be honest, we'll just choose like you can do whatever
and I'll come get you.
All the way, like, is the game on now?
So your game's going to be like 9.30 or 9.30?
Yes, but you have an interview like soon.
Oh, you have an interview?
Okay.
Anyway, that's the computer.
Also, I don't know if we're going to use this like to its full potential,
but basically, like the idea was, that was my idea initially,
is that this mic, I just speak it outside, right?
And I can hear from the inside,
and you just turn this on, right?
And talk to them outside.
People were like talking outside.
But it's a lot to watch.
I'll show you the vision later on.
I'll show them the multi-camera, let's see.
It's like a react segment.
And it's like, so people were like,
come on in the front, they could talk to me.
Because I don't want to be like, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh,
because they can't hear anything, you know?
So they have to be like back and forth.
Like an intercom.
Anyway, oh wait, where's Dina?
He said he was bringing two baddies.
So maybe he was meeting up with these specimens.
Jesus.
I don't get it like that.
Who's playing now?
Should we go inside?
Yeah, let's go sit there and check it out.
I, okay, no disrespect to anybody.
But without the band, it's better.
The bell was a little bit loud.
Oh yeah.
Like, it was disorienting.
Keep the door.
You want to step down this way?
Excuse me, is that my shirt please?
Excuse me, please.
I think it's fine if I'm going.
I'm on that.
I got you, I got you.
Here, give me that.
Oh, I have one, I have one.
Okay, take it.
Give me a shirt.
I got you, I got you.
As you see, we're never gonna see each other.
We'll see if anything happens.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not bragging.
I'm not bragging.
It's all over the track.
Whoa!
I'm not bragging.
I have to go, OK?
I'm going to do my best to go.
Let's scuffle.
I'm going to go and I see you guys.
Go! Go!
What's up, man?
Go!
What's up, guys?
I can't walk on the chains.
Oh, it's a chain.
I'm going to play a game.
I'm going to play a game now, right?
What's up, guys?
Excuse me.
How are you, guys?
Well, yeah, good back there.
I don't want to have a little bit of a cramp in here.
What's up, guys?
So, they claim ownership of the football way back in 1700s, so over a year, American football
is not sending.
Oh, but American number one, no?
But that's hand and egg.
Hand and egg.
They use the hand?
They use the hand to throw an egg over here.
The foot delivers the ball.
The foot, the ball.
This goes for that.
That's kind of like rocket-based, but instead of cars, it's feet.
That's a game changer.
I get it.
Copy the... like a leaguer.
What was the number?
1600? Yeah, it's still this beautiful.
It's still this beautiful.
Yeah, I see.
Okay, guys, we're off.
Can I get a seat?
Okay, guys, we're off.
No, they didn't do that.
Take your logs.
You said that, you said that.
Wait a minute.
Oh, half-time show.
I will go in the club, guys, we're going in the club.
Take all the dishes, we're going in the club.
Get on the chair.
Why would you say that?
What we got?
We got Leo
Come on
Some of the guys
All the guys
Some of the boys
I'm surprised that you like
You've blacked all our names in your world
Yeah, crazy
You know them too
All of them
I'm glad you're practicing with them too
Oh wait, you're a fan
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Who's that Dean? Who's that Dean?
I swear to God.
Who's that Dean?
I swear to God.
No, no, no, no.
Nessa, don't do that to me.
I swear, I swear.
No, wait.
I thought I heard something.
I swear to God.
Dean, for sure.
It was me.
Dean!
Woah!
I heard that!
Oh yeah, that's fine, so much.
What's your game?
It's a...
We thought it was an 830-930.
Bro, you gotta win this time.
You got to win this time. You got to lock in which one's your clipboard?
When I was for him, I was like, I'm gonna get your clipboard oh, bro. I fucked up
Cardboard I had a box of shoes in my hand
Oh my god
There yet, oh when you stick a jersey with the aura you'll know
We got the best jersey and it's not just the only one. We have multiple of them.
What, multiple of them?
More than how he has so much aura, you don't know him.
When he seems like, who is this guy?
Gotcha.
You have to go like that.
Okay, okay, I remember you.
Yeah, we didn't have you.
Who is that?
Nobody even knows him.
Alright, gotcha.
Holy!
Can I finally get that mug in?
Lucky!
Holy!
Finally!
Bam!
Go!
Oh, they have a game in the future.
Really?
Yeah.
So, if you go wherever, the game will stay in the bag, yeah.
I'm going!
Stop!
I'm going!
We did it!
Last time Speed was here, O'Reilly was parked. They had no overlay, no POV. They only had him on screen.
So we did it first with the overlay, so we sold the tune for a few million dollars.
Really?
Yeah, because we had patented the O'Reilly, they said, oh we want to use it!
That thing now, alright.
It was 1.9 mil.
Give me that one.
Yeah, so we got payments.
WXW Speed.
Yeah, WXW.
It's just business, everything about it.
He used to stand on the ball.
So, it's a wild game of paper.
So, I was one of this football,
but they can do head ball.
Weird.
But they can also chest ball, they can knee ball.
Ankle ball.
Weird.
And that's the A ball.
That's the, yeah, that's the A ball.
Where's the other ackee?
That's the ackee.
The whole ackee side?
Oh, you used both feet?
Yeah, that's all.
How many do you use left feet?
Well, you go right, right, left, left.
Wow.
Yeah, right.
And then you pause it.
You hold it.
That's a prank.
Wow.
Up to the knee.
Over to the right.
Stop.
Oh, my God.
I see.
I'm gonna do a lot of things.
I'm gonna change the coach.
I gotta watch the goal.
I heard your ball comes like really fast this week.
You gotta have like reflexes and shit.
You just take it.
Bang.
So you got CTV.
But they're not gonna get it.
Usually they do that.
I think that's a game goal.
No, the ball is getting all the way.
What's the language of your team?
Spanish, Spanish.
We are the most diverse inclusive group.
a group of all and know are they good if they're diverse.
Do you want me to give you a bucket?
No.
What's with us?
You know what?
You fucking come down.
I'm down.
He's valid.
Thank you.
I'm on the team.
Ready?
Welcome to the jungle.
Yes, sir.
She says that's crazy. It was a little crazy.
Stop.
They can't say shit.
It's like we're having a photo-op together. They cannot say anything.
You feel the hostility slightly in the picture, but you guys act like it.
I'm real.
She's thinking of strip right now.
I'm gonna do a little bit of that.
I'm gonna do that.
Oh, he's thinking of me doing this.
What the heck?
Okay, what, what?
That's the guy in here.
One of the flick right like this?
He think, he think,
well, we don't have,
we don't have,
well, I'll let you just look at the game.
We don't have a game like this.
I say right there. That's money. Yes, sir
Now if I don't want to sing this on the camera
Like it's not it's like
I don't know, but yes, with that one, but the problem is that I get scared of the ball.
When you're there, you think, when you look at the game, distance, right, goaler, ball.
Oh, this is pretty far out.
When you're the goaler guy, and you're looking at the ball,
and look at the guys right in front of you, and you're just going to bang.
You know what I mean?
But isn't it good?
Like, it should hit you.
It can come fast.
Can it hurt?
Yeah, bro, it is.
It's just soft ball, no?
No.
Really?
You think if I'm like this close,
there's a potential that the ball hits me in the head?
Yeah, but these are good though.
Like the ball won't go there.
Oh!
Oh, that is lame.
That is so weak.
That's it, guys.
That's really nice.
Goal!
Also, also.
So the gloves have a lining so your fingers don't go bad.
They go break.
And it'll break.
Like, my gun was crooked.
I didn't have the lining ones.
And the ball goes so fast, you know, in a short way.
They can't, they punch into it.
They can't do it.
They can't, they wouldn't do it.
Like the tennis shots.
Are they sacrificing fingers to win?
If they don't, if they don't have the distance
for them, they'll go for it.
But I think they had the lining though.
I'm too blind.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
I'm the same level as the ones that won't know, they'll never know.
Well I don't understand anything.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You said you have two buddies for me?
They're somewhere out there somewhere.
Yeah, they're somewhere out there.
He didn't want to promote them on the street.
I'm lowkey, I'm lowkey.
Yeah, I'm lowkey.
A lot of my stories I hope he has downloaded.
Yeah.
I mean we were in the roster.
It's impressive.
It's all 70 up there.
The fuck is all this shit, man?
I know you did eight.
I'm not gonna lie.
Eight.
You did it right now.
It's epic.
I wish I could have done that.
You're talented.
Thank you.
See, we didn't have that.
We just have a sponge on in French.
There's no way.
Hey, Patrick, hey Carlos!
We can French? I don't know if I can watch the one who bought it anymore.
I don't want to do that anymore.
I'll stop doing it.
Hey look, Squidward.
Ah, good job guys.
I'm not gonna lie, you fucked up a guy over there, by the way, the guy was over there for it, and then all the kids came up and they hit his gun, they disappeared into the channels.
I think I think I need to
I'm sorry I meant to last week
I appreciate you man you look fancy today
Thank you
A little bit more
Next time it'll be better
Yeah
Thank you
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Two parts.
Inside.
Oh, yeah.
There's a problem in the bottom.
That's right.
That's it. It's great.
Thank you.
Inside.
Hi.
Are you filming inside?
No, it's strange.
Is this your caravan?
Yeah, it's my caravan.
Oh!
I'll take care of the toilet.
Oh, yeah, he's bothering me.
We're just kidding.
We're going to scare him to be like he's behind us with a hose.
Watch this!
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
Oh, it's the first, first and second half of the game.
Oh my God, what a save, what a save.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I have a thousand on six stops.
In London.
Oh, in London.
Six stops?
Six stops.
Oh, easy.
Pass me the pass.
One more on that.
Six stops, really?
He's sending me up for a future edit, that's insane.
I won't think it's pass me the pass.
There it is.
Six stops.
What about 15?
Oh!
Now we take that, we cut it, we wait.
Holy.
That's an X, see look at that.
That's an X you can see.
Woo!
You can do these.
What's a stop mean?
I don't know what's going on.
It's the ball, it's on the plane.
You can do the goal or you should set the ball.
Oh, oh.
Yo, pass me the rock.
Yeah.
They will.
You know the rules again?
No.
But you gotta get on the ball?
Some of the other rules though.
Like what is an offside?
I said what is an offside?
Offside is when the ball,
you're the furthest away,
that is what's the corner
of their team and then you
put out a pressure ball.
Or they try to throw it to the back of the guy.
Yep.
So it's like, say the guy's here.
At the point of contact,
they try to pass it to somebody
and it's further than their last attack.
and their last defender?
Exactly.
Offside.
Like, Blitzball!
Like what?
Like Blitzball.
Blitzball.
Blitzball!
Like Blitzball.
Exactly like Blitzball.
Just like that.
I don't know.
Is that a real game?
I don't know.
Final Fantasy!
Oh, my God!
I'm so fucking...
I play Final Fantasy X.
Give me another...
Stop!
Um...
Oh!
I'm so fucking...
What would make this easy one is there's a lot. What would make a tackle illegal, they're gonna give you a card.
Foot on leg.
No. Not automatically.
What is it?
If let's say there was a foot on leg thing and it kind of happened or whatever.
If the guy touched the ball and it was safe and they made contact, I don't think there's a problem.
It's only after the fact
If the ball is saved
If it was unsaved under the kite
What happens in the ball?
You go for the ball
So if you're running for the ball and it's going
So, what's happening?
That was so bad
In two minutes
We're gonna have to rap because I have a beat for you
You have to wrap it up.
OK.
It's freestyle.
Half time?
Half time.
It's only a three-minute freestyle.
I can do it.
Three minutes?
Yeah.
Let me track this.
OK.
Brett, that's the only question we're really pulling now.
Some of them are doing it.
Honestly, if you have a lot of guys that do it again,
if there's one in the middle,
and then they don't wrap us without them,
you can just hand it to them.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You're fun.
Who is this guy?
Who's that guy?
Who's this guy?
Good job!
What?
You picked my father's tuition.
How's tuition?
What's the investment?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How'd they get that?
No.
Oh, right here.
What's up?
Uh..
Something invested in my father's tuition.
What?
Something invested in my father's tuition.
Hey, hey, you see.
I know a lot of advice.
Honestly?
I have an investor, so I don't need to value.
Take a picture.
Take it.
Take your money.
Yeah, he comes to the chess hole.
Yeah, team is about to hit you.
I love you, team.
I'm gonna go with that.
I'm gonna go with Michael.
I'm gonna go with Jason and Michael.
I can't see.
Alright, Jason.
I can't see.
So, it's nice to get the game changer.
It'll change.
Oh, shit.
So this can turn to a V3 or a 1v1.
Sometimes.
Oh, is that what you meant by hockey?
Ah.
It has to hold it.
If there's three corners in a row,
then one thing is doing a three-corner's row.
It gets the opponent a 1v1.
Not even a free go or a free take.
It's like a 1v1.
But that's kind of cool, but...
Yeah.
It's going to get exciting.
It's not boring.
Yeah, it's actually kind of...
There's real soccer, real football.
It gets still sometimes.
Big field, you're tired.
Ball's not going anywhere, you know what I mean?
Oh, I like that.
What did they say?
They say boo.
Ooh.
If I get hit by the ball in my face,
no, negative four.
I don't know, this is fake.
I don't know, it's coming towards you.
Take it, like bang.
Oh my face is swollen tomorrow, bro.
Well, you don't show that.
Ooh.
He's kicking the ball.
They're going to score here.
Right.
Yeah, 100%.
I can see it.
How long do you think you can run up and down the field
like that?
If I were to set up you in, how long can you go up
with the ball?
Three, like four minutes.
Really?
That's what I want.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, he's coming!
He's coming!
Yeah!
No!
He just saw that goal!
Oh!
Where is it?
It's my grace, it's my grace, it's my grace.
No way there's a position behind us though.
Oh, I know.
He's coming!
What?
He's coming!
Yeah!
Get him! Get him!
I'm coming here.
Oh shit.
Oh!
I'm still...
I'm still good.
Oh my god!
Why am I so empty this game?
You're locked in!
Oh my god!
That's right.
Can we sign it?
I just want to do it, I had to get him swinging it once.
I guess I got him going.
Fuck you.
I guess I got him going.
You're going to go and I'll give you anything and then I will just go.
I feel we're being like nothing was happening.
Okay
Where is this size of our bin on?
Seven.
Um, um, um.
Two.
No, no, no.
Two.
I don't even know what size before.
Um.
Yeah, no, it's like my size.
I can't even take a one.
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah, nope.
No.
That's a question.
Dude, I can't take a one.
You know what, guys?
That's Chad.
Yeah, that's Chad.
I'm Chad.
Oh my God, it's embarrassing.
Jack!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uh...
No...
I went...
I went golfing yesterday.
You know what's like?
I'm skateboarding with my Jason.
Really?
Yeah!
And how's that experience?
It was amazing.
Uh...
He's actually a great guy, I can relate.
He's like a normal person.
And he's incredibly good.
Which is like...
If you're a skater,
he's skating, he's really good next to you.
It's like you can almost feel it, you know?
That's crazy.
That's awesome.
And would you do it again?
Oh yeah, of course.
Awesome.
I appreciate so much, man.
Of course.
Yeah, have a good one.
Side question.
Guys, please, I may cut the part where I don't know what I'm saying.
Yeah, no worries.
We'll make you look good.
Yes!
Oh my God.
I'll tag you so you don't have to do it.
Same, same.
Yeah, it was...
I feel like a beauty filter.
I'm not that good.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
I don't know, guys.
Give me one minute.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm just going.
One minute!
I'll just go in and do some more stacks.
I feel like, I'll just...
I'll just pop some water.
Yeah, I'll like a bit and then just go.
I feel like you're trying it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll pop some water.
I'll do that now.
He has to water.
I'll get to the water and then I'll do all the water.
Okay.
And I feel like the guy was like,
not gonna get water to like,
like shoot me into his band, did I mean?
He's asking for water.
But I had to ask three people.
And then you run up the train
They want to get water there, just to get two of them out of here.
You're the same water boy.
No.
I don't think she's on the team.
You're the same guy.
Any chance, bro?
Well, well, it's because speed is sugary.
Oh, whoa!
Yeah, I might suffer to get you there.
Speed would have been given tomorrow.
Yeah.
W.
W, speed would have had a cooler on it.
And with a cannon?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And it's so slow that...
Fine. W-speed.
W-speed.
There is one that had a horse today.
What?
I don't know if it's over there.
Every time you won hops though.
The fish on the top of her head.
Last time you got a bent.
Yeah.
All over there.
Yeah!
The whole field was full of chilenders, I swear!
We're gonna do an Iron Man Super Fire.
Okay?
Next time we're in a carriage,
When a horse is...
We're a stage on.
And we did a guitar thing.
And they opened the hatch twice.
And they're smoking!
Pyrotechnics.
That's not what pumped us. Long-up speed.
We're gonna demo the horse today.
Brother, just drive your car in here.
Woo!
Bro, I said easy.
Well, the McLaren we don't have anymore.
Okay, we know what happened that way.
I can walk in.
Maybe bike? Oh.
I just get, ooh, the GD3 though.
But then I get to get my dad to my brother though.
Oh!
Get all the shorts!
What?
The shorts, the pink shorts.
The pink shorts? We don't have that.
I'm sure I saw the pink shorts.
Yes, I saw the pink shorts.
Are you sure?
I'm sure I saw the pink shorts.
I'm sure I have pink shorts. I don't know what that is.
The pink shorts.
Here's the pink shorts.
The legs are there.
I'm cloning this weekend.
I what? I cloning this weekend.
What's that?
A Rolls Royce.
A Collin.
With Skinners.
Or Spongebob.
The Spongebob.
Yes.
The Spongebob Skinners.
Like actually.
And they spin in the green.
Okay.
Oh, like the hot, like the passion of the game.
Yes!
Like the one with the dog.
Like the ice-face screen.
How the AI with the braids, with the dice.
Yes, sir.
Here's the envelope.
No, I've never seen them.
10, two, three.
Woo!
What's up, the dog?
Want to get a picture?
Come on, I got you.
Next, you see thirsty.
Oh, no!
Hey, hey, hey, what?
You guys are fine.
Bro, I got nothing to do with you.
You got to put that fight right where it hit me.
We got to go.
This way.
No, I have to go.
I have to check on this.
Bro, I would have to go all the way.
Come back. I have to stay here for now.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
Okay, okay.
When we go up, when we go up there, okay?
If you get to still here, I'll get you guys some shit.
Just put it up.
Yo, you got this.
We have nothing here.
I don't know what to do with this
Yo, yo, we did what we did anyone subscribe gets water so if you subscribe to twitch you get water
open the app
Okay, if you're not subscribed
Why does a case opening with these kids? Oh my god, what are they done with these kids?
It's over my P.R
Oh, my good intentions of getting in the water are going to, they're going to, they're going to, they're going to bite you in the ass, you know what I mean?
I don't want kids to say this.
Can I get a picture of it?
Okay, of course.
Okay, you said that?
Got him.
Hi.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
My name's C-9.
Nice to meet you.
I'm revealed by you.
I just want to know how to chat.
I just want to ask you.
You don't look, you lost a story.
I lost a story?
I lost a what?
You like soccer?
Yeah, I like soccer, yeah.
What's your scene for work-up?
Do you like sex scene?
No, work-up.
World Cup?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I got to go to my country, Canada.
Canada.
That's my home.
Yeah.
You got to have the boys.
Otherwise, they're going to hate me over there.
Oh, no, I see what you think about Neymar in the world.
Neymar?
Yeah, he's even the work-up.
I think it's a great brand
Do you like my shirt?
Oooh!
I think it's great
I actually actually like them
Oh, that's cool!
I actually said in last interview
that what I think would be the favorite that's going to win is Brazil
I hope
I said that, I said that actually
I did, remember?
Oh, you said Brazil too
You're from Brazil?
Many Brazilians are in the chat
What?
Many Brazilians are in the chat
Oh always every you go on the live stream you guys feel from Brazil
It was a joke it was a joke I swear you didn't mean it. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, I don't!
I'm gonna twitch it on YouTube!
If you're a game after this, you're just about to tablet it.
I'm gonna diet, Dr. Pepper.
Okay.
You get like a bunch of water, do you remember?
Yeah.
I'll pay back.
What?
Water?
I told him I'm gonna do it next.
You told him you're gonna host them?
I told him that you'll host them if he gets me.
So, I lied.
We're gonna line the kids, line the team.
They're fine.
I'll hold them.
From my offline channel.
I'm still good though.
I'm still good.
See ya.
We can work on this.
It makes sense.
Okay.
Now it's gonna swing a little bit.
You know what I'm saying, you know what I mean?
Oh, Florida, it's because of the...
I'm used to that shit, man.
I got like polar bear skin on it.
I mean, you can take this off if you need to.
No, I...
No, you got the chain on it.
That's what the chain was for. It was back on.
Alright.
Whoa!
Get away, get away.
A little too much.
I don't need the glasses now.
Swear glasses and no present.
Not them?
No, not them.
Glasses.
That's it!
Is this the anger?
Mmm!
Oh my God.
That was a bubble.
The timer has to hit one.
Oh my.
Okay.
You're gonna have to go right now.
That was good.
Bro, you didn't have to answer Joe.
What's up?
What was it?
Who asked?
They asked for it.
Wait, wait, wait.
There is no way.
There was three.
I got three.
I don't know what the water is.
What's up?
What happened?
0.3.
What?
0.3.
Their phone's closed.
They're phones closed!
Oh no!
Good exit, good exit!
No!
Bang!
You face home so hard!
Oh, soccer player back home in Algeria.
Really?
I'm going to tell you right now, you've got to play a 1-1-1-1.
You've got five players on the field.
Was anyone...
You know, you've got the formation.
You know, 43, 11 players.
You've got five players.
I'm thinking more of a, you know, we can't tell each other, we can't tell each other
I'm like the Pep Guardiola this shit.
I think I'm playing chess.
You wanna hear what it's all to do?
Yes!
First of all, let's see my little boy right here.
Is your boy?
That's my boy.
Hello, Dali, Dali, Cinco.
Dali, Cinco?
Dali, Cinco, Junior?
No?
Good job, good job, good job.
Let's go.
Dali, you want to see the boys?
Okay, you wanna go see them?
Okay.
Go see the squad.
I see you go see the squad, yeah.
You wanna come or you come?
I'll do that, I'll do that.
I
Get the water and stuff
No, I got cussed out
Cause I do it man. I don't know I don't know because I didn't go inside it but I was doing sign stuff. You know me
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I had to change my mind.
I got to go see my boys, I'll be back in a minute.
Holy.
Wait, how are you?
You doing good?
Yeah, a little bit more, a little bit more.
You're crescendoing.
Every time, every time.
At the end of this one point.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
At the end it'll be one point.
Hey!
Bang!
Whoa!
Okay, okay!
Just so you know we need to get into the studio,
just at the end of this game.
When the game is finished,
all the players,
I'll walk when the game is over.
Okay, okay!
What's up, guys?
Hello, how have you been today?
Nice to see you guys.
You guys practice?
Are you guys ready?
I'm winning, but I'm still in it.
I told you guys that the last time it was great.
And you guys have been working on it?
Yeah.
Working?
Yeah.
Train twice.
Train twice or something.
What?
I'm like, so you really made it something.
Oh, OK.
I didn't think it was going to work twice, OK?
What do you think, guys?
The other teams, they've faced a lot as well.
I hope that.
I think only once maybe if that we're going to get to.
So we did more, we did better.
OK.
So last time was training day, today's result day.
And I'm ready to see it.
Everybody? All right, let's get it.
Ready for this?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
All right, let's get it. Let's go.
You're gonna see Ted right into the middle of that.
You ever watch Ted Nassau?
No.
I just like it.
I just want to tell Nassau.
Hopefully you'll watch.
I'll see the reference later on.
No, that's not.
This is like a fuck-out.
It's a bitch.
It's not a bad thing.
It's a good show.
Okay.
So I think I'm gonna get these over.
Hey guys, the one does.
I can't go there yet!
I'll do it later!
I'm not going to like...
See if you can get it!
Stop it!
Hold it!
No, no, no, no!
Keep it up!
Yeah!
We're gonna work on that next week!
Next week we're gonna...
Let's have a chat!
Alright!
Alright, you up!
One more, one more, one more!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
They're okay.
Well, I must do them.
I'm not going to say these guys, you know?
I found out that like, you know,
in their way, but low key you did just hit that exit sign
and it was kind of working.
Yeah, that was fine. Let's say like, um...
Oh!
Holy...
He's not black.
Oh!
We can't find a way.
Oh my God!
We're like 60 of those people.
So this is our training grounds now.
Eeeeeee
I'm good.
Yeah this is our facility.
We bought it last weekend.
Excuse me.
Oh my god.
I don't want to go.
He said not.
He said sign it.
He said sign that shit.
Sign that shit.
They won't like this.
We're not gonna get like 50 balls though now.
You're starting to trend everything.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
If you guys want to lock them up, get them.
60 years, 12 years, and then it's all gone.
No, no, go for it, we won't hold you back.
It's not respectful, you know, it's like a...
I'll be there later!
Yeah, how about it?
I feel bad, brother, like...
Like, I can't do trade-offs, we're like...
I get them what they want, and I put everybody else over, like...
That's so hard though, I don't even know what to do, I'm telling you, I'm not a problem.
Keep the situation, if you're gonna shut up it's back towards you, so you're not gonna like...
I'll take the police and then punch it over the head.
I'm like, oh yeah, put it on the police, like, dude, I'm gonna be doing that.
Yeah, it's really, like, sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're ready.
Oh.
The game's over, right?
Is it your game, man?
Yeah.
After the interview.
I think we'll go through here.
What?
I did the interview right here.
I'll pick it up.
I can't even get to film my shoots.
I'll be there later.
I swear.
I'll pick it up.
I have to interview.
I'll go right over here.
It's the run-up one second.
Oh, OK.
Oh, he's trying to get us to go down, huh?
Is it later, right?
Is it later?
It's after the interview.
Yeah, we'll go there.
You got two minutes.
Two minutes, we'll do that.
Oh, we can hang out over here, right?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'll come after him.
Bro, I actually can't.
I just, I'm not.
Don't just, you know.
I'm gonna be hated it, you know what I mean?
No, no, like we just do this right now
and then at the end, I guess,
I mean, we just do this.
If we lose today, they have to do,
they have to win the whole field, 10 times.
We have to crack down.
All right, this is how about it?
You're like the
I'm the guy who does that he tells them that I'm the anchor translator. You got to do it. Yes
That's good job. I'm gonna say 10 10. I got good enough. I got you. I got
Rejection prediction for today the game
prediction
Five two for us
Why you don't believe me?
I guess the player is professional, second division in Colombia
Really?
Actually, so what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Watch your hands play
Because I didn't know about the draft
Dude, you gotta walk in though
I'm gonna see if I can get next year
Yeah, okay, we'll drive with that
I'm still gonna see that
Good luck
Yeah, and maybe we...
Maybe if there's like a lot of...
100%
Yes, yes, yes, yes
So man, do you wanna get a picture?
I'm gonna get a pick up.
Go ahead.
I do.
I mean, if I do.
If you guys do destroy, someone's gonna do this.
We will not be destroyed.
Also, I'm playing against.
You know what I'm playing against?
No, no clue.
Well, I want to say because we practice against them all the weekend.
We've been studying with everybody.
How do you play football when you're working though, right?
Yeah! Oh yeah? Yeah!
No, it's good.
I'm not kidding. I have lasted like, all of all, I've been all kicking for less than two hours.
It's fine.
What's up brother? How's it going?
Good?
I don't remember, but when I was studying with the guy and their teams, I was still all the input.
So the other day they were studying with their team.
We were against, uh...
What's that?
We're against one of our team.
Wait, actually?
We're against one of our team?
I'm just like the goat over the goat, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Go ahead, I'll take a moment to mess with you.
And just not show them?
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'll take a moment to show them.
Now we got this though.
We got this.
No confidence is key.
We will win.
The squad that we got,
was hand-picked, hand-crafted.
And also they have potential.
They go way beyond the scope that other people can see.
Yeah.
And we chose them one by one.
Yes!
Also speed is so much higher than I scouted them.
No way.
Come on.
I got this.
OK.
Is this your team now?
Yeah.
So at the end, we do 1v1s.
Oh, this is the scene as the last team that did 1v1s now?
Yeah.
So they all get one chance.
Really?
I can't.
What you think?
I'm going to go running, what are you doing?
I'm going to go running.
Yeah.
We're going to walk down on our side.
There you go.
I can't.
That's about it you guys.
So, here it is, that's what I had at home.
It's a fox, but next time I'll be after dressed like that.
I'm just playing the part.
Let's score and see what we've got, let's all do it.
Chad, I'm getting mocked right now.
Holy...
You can be shut off.
Come on, man.
It's not because last time you had a blazer and jacket and you looked really nice, but
I did that.
I just thought, oh I'm going to wear a blazer and so I did.
It looks great.
Very sharp.
You're keeping it sporty on the bottom there.
There you go.
It goes out and everything.
Hold on.
I know, right?
I like that.
frostbite with all that ice around your neck, man. You gotta be careful with this one.
You should talk, my guy. Come on. Come on now. I'd like the most understated one here.
All right, let's talk about last week, okay? It was a tough loss to Speedcinct. I think
that the 7-2 scoreline was a little bit not indicative of how the match actually went
because I feel like you guys actually played really well. You got a little bit unlucky
some of those goals. So what were some of the positives for you to take away from last week?
So the positive was that the first half was 2-2 at the end of first half and then we thought we
need to win. So we adapted a little bit, maybe a little bit too much and a slit out of control.
But if you only look at the first half, we were doing fantastic. So we'll try to get all the
pros of that event and then improve on that and today is result day. So we're here for the W.
Okay. Okay. I like that. Obviously I could tell you're learning a lot. It's not just about the fit the image
You're actually learning a lot about being a manager about this whole football game, but your background in an
Overwatch can you tell me what you've learned from playing that game competitively for so long that you've taken now into baller league?
A lot I learned is about leadership. Yeah and communication and
The reason why that's so important is that when nobody's talking it gets real quiet
Yeah, and the coach that I got is real talkative and he talks to the boys and we think about stuff and then he
Uniques with them and as long as we have a leader who says we're gonna do this. We're gonna do that
It's a free win. Absolutely. I love that. I love that. So what do you think today? Are you gonna be a little more talkative?
Are you gonna be yelling at them? Are you gonna be calling out plays we gonna hear you from the sidelines?
Me and the coach have been cooking okay cook it all week
Okay, two president and we've been working on a lot of strategies and then we're gonna be out on the field with the boys
We're gonna be like we're playing the game with them. Okay, so you gonna be you will be stepping out on the pitch
Yeah, that's why you got the shoes you got to show them the shoes on the ankles
It's so good the ankles and fresher ready. You're fresh and ready to play
Okay, so what you're saying is basically the guys gonna on the pitch, but you have to adapt as managers
Yeah, as well. Okay, so real quick. What's your pregame message to your guys?
Talk to me like I'm one of your your teammates. Okay, okay
You guys know what to do
You guys know the plan, focus, execute, and don't even look at the score.
Just keep the plan in mind, and we'll get a win at the end.
I'm fired up.
Good luck guys.
I'm ready, I'm gonna run through a brick wall.
Let's go, let's go.
Whitty, are you fired up?
It's your last one, baby.
Fired up soon.
That's their song!
I like to play at least some point, at one point, if I get a little heck of the ball,
I can get a good, I can get a good, you know, I can get a goal, right, right, Jeff?
What kind of green is that, everybody?
There's a double way over there.
Can I have this jersey?
Us.
Oh shit, a lot of time at this time.
I actually don't know.
Where's the um...
I'm not going over there.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, I'm going to do a look for him.
Vendito, the goat, Leo, the goat, that means the goat, but...
Look at this room. Yeah, of course.
Look at this, the day. There we go.
There we go. There it is.
Okay, I like that.
Turn over the power source already.
Momenino.
Relax.
That's fun.
The big ones.
Big delay.
Is that corner?
Miigay! Miigay! Miigay! We got a corner?
That's what I thought too.
Hey, if you want to argue let me know.
Bro, that's our energy.
Miigay! Miigay! If you want, if you want you...
Hey, Peter, you asked me out challenge.
That's okay, that's okay.
Stay up, stay up, that's fine.
They're, they're, they're a lot of McDonald's.
They're, they're a lot of McDonald's.
Yeah, they got one, they got one McDonald's.
Alright, I found out. I didn't know.
More you know.
Ooh, I like that.
Press them, good.
That's fine.
Nice. That's fine.
That's why I was going to watch out for one of our one is that one right to make another
corner it's better to know good way is that court not going to decide it let's say when
and out there for a week to the block.
So we start counting our corners?
Our side?
Yeah, our side starts counting the corners on that.
Ah, OK.
So we get to three corners.
And I'll do it.
Nice.
Good job.
I need to go.
I'll have to find my nail.
Good.
Oh, I like that.
Wait a minute, this is why you're allowed to do it?
Oh
What is that
Nice! Nice! We like that.
What was that?
I'm going to do the free go pretty much, right?
This guy is a long spot.
This guy is pushy. This guy is really pushy. Come on man, what is that?
You took more!
That's alright.
See? That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I should get my own cars and get my own cars, that should have been a car, okay.
Take a step back, please, step back, take a step back, please.
Good job, Leo!
Good, Leo!
Not bad.
Nice.
Good.
Good job.
That's good.
Good!
Good job!
That's good!
Good job!
Well, he doesn't reverse it.
We've got here.
That's good!
Oh!
We're good, we're good.
We're good!
Go, Leo!
What?
Yo, yo, yo.
What is that?
Is that?
Yeah, exactly. I think it's better.
Nice!
Next side!
Good!
Wow!
Hey!
That's good!
Oh my god, brah!
Push him!
Oh, the goal!
Oh!
Whoa!
Ah!
Come on!
Oh, no!
Oh, look at me!
That's crazy!
You did it!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, please score. You're running on the pitch with us now.
Wait, what?
When we score, you're running on the pitch with us.
There we go!
Good, throw it back, throw it back!
If that was red, I would have given him two reds already.
That's right.
Give me! I can see it!
Throw it back! Give me that!
Throw it back!
That's all right!
Relief!
Double standards. Double standards.
Double standards.
Classic. Classic.
Can you do it? Come on, we do it.
I'll run up the chain. I'll run up the chain.
Yeah. I'll let them down. I'll let them down.
Thank you.
Miguel, have you got any?
Miguel, I'm down.
That's all they get though, all they get is empty.
Let's go!
Yo, yo!
Get the center
Look at that!
Two crazy tactics here
They didn't even dirty
I told them already
They're running it up
By the way, you didn't play
Oh, penalty, all right.
What's that?
Nice try, nice try.
Empty.
That's empty, that's empty.
No, it's still NT. It's us, it's always NT. When it's them, they suck.
You're going to sink a little better, we're just going to have one second.
What's the job? Blacksmith or what's the other?
We're sinking.
Good! Good! Clean!
Good.
Good form.
No.
Keep up! Keep up! Keep up!
He's flying.
Good job.
I have a big chance.
Good, good.
That's good.
No!
Close.
Good!
Good, good, good, good!
That's the point.
Leo's in. We're good.
Leo pressed them really hard.
Come on!
It's going to be tough there off the clock.
It's gone! Get off!
It's gone to players to get on with it.
I think so, why?
It's XTC.
You know what, is that clever?
I didn't see the other player changes coming in from Lynch.
He's got towards seven minutes gone.
It's not so far.
Played 30 minutes, 15 and a half,
and after 12 minutes in the chat,
have a game changer.
Oh my God!
That's my leader.
No, no, no.
It's there and I'll just bring it out of play, back into this second tee area.
Way to go.
Very good.
W-1.
W-2.
Nice for sub-spare.
He'll go and catch up with.
He's going to spin it.
He's going to do what he can do.
And it's into the final round.
The wildcruiser for Midnight Wizzards delivering.
He's opening goal in the game and he'll catch up with.
and he scored the build-up as well
one of the best individual moments we've seen in my life so far
the Christ guys are brilliant
Brilliant!
I can't give up!
Even in the wizards,
they've been beaten by three goals,
and they're still getting the seed
for the 30 minutes of marrily dashing,
which is very difficult to pull off.
Alright, good job!
Good!
Almost done, almost run!
Oh, Steric always.
That needs to play, bro.
Come on!
Yes, sir!
Good!
Hey!
This guy's wide.
You good? You good? You good?
Nice!
Go, Stalker!
What do you mean, no way?
No, I tried it last.
That's a corner?
That was fine.
Is that a fine?
That was fine.
We have to call a smearhold?
I'm not going to corner kick.
Wait, check rock, we gotta rock the rules, hold on.
Rock's just clean.
Good, clean, clean that.
We're clean.
Wow, it's not going to go to the bar?
We're not going to bar this.
We'll do a second prompt.
Oh
That was not penalty
Yo, we should have convinced it that I called though
Damn, I right the wrong
Come on now.
Oh, so gross.
Yo.
Oh, that was the first one.
That was the first one.
Hey, ho!
Yo!
Oh!
Oh, that was it!
Oh!
That's the whole rule. Three corners equals three shots.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So we're going to have another one.
Tonight, yeah, the chances that we'll see goals here are quite strong.
Hey
Give up in there.
He loves this one.
Thank you. I love the blue.
Probably the worst one ever.
Ow, ow.
It's so soft. You can do it.
I got it.
Let's go.
Get open. Get open.
I'm gonna go this way so I can be with Coach Guy.
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
I got it, I got it!
So, I got a job, Leo!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
And run!
Good, good, good!
Go!
Good, sick!
Oh, wow!
Good, good, good, good.
You guys open it.
Nice!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Good job, good job, we're done.
Yes sir.
We need to stop that.
Come on Leo.
Oh
Corner yep yep yep
Oh, man.
Oh, come on.
That wasn't that nice.
It's over.
Come on.
Come on now.
Power shots.
One more, we got one more now.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Score, score.
Come on, two more, two more.
Yeah, we're still doing it.
That was clean, so clean.
You gotta tell the sideline or else they're not playing fair.
They're not, mindless calls.
I don't know, there was two balls back to back in the arm, he pressed them, he pressed them.
Oh man.
Come on bro, come on.
Okay, turn that.
In the shot, in the shot!
Okay.
Okay, here it comes!
Oh my God!
They can't reach it when the play is over!
Good though! Good though, yeah!
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
You're one, you're one, you're one, you're one!
No.
Hey, no.
No.
Bring it in.
Relax.
Okay.
Don't get frustrated, we can't push it, but we have to cheer up.
We're going to keep playing, we're going to keep putting our balls in the air.
We're going to keep putting our balls in the air.
We have to put away our opportunities, we cannot mess our opportunities up.
That's what we got, crack on!
We can't back, back, back!
Okay, crack on!
Let's go, let's go!
Guys, the only detail is that we're never alone.
In the middle, we're both like this, and we don't score anyone.
Talk to each other, the other one is quiet and we're standing still.
The first circle is perfect, we're the same.
The rest of the family we don't care.
Yeah.
Whatever.
We need to score by the end.
It isn't exactly what we want.
no matter at the end of this way you react on back to catch you
we'll be fine, we'll be fine
this ends 5-2 by the way, I think it's last at early on
on the air
What are you guys thinking?
I feel like it.
Superb were harsh on our team early on.
You gotta see it through.
Okay, that's fine.
He tripped by himself.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, this guy fell by himself.
Jesus.
We had a walk, buddy.
What's that?
I didn't see it first I need to lock in it I was locked in
but I wasn't sure the question though.
That's good though.
Okay hold on, you're still locked in.
Your wheels are on the hot spring.
Here it comes.
Yes, yes!
Oh no!
It's in the middle, it's in the middle.
That's one.
Is that one?
I'll give it a count.
Oh! That's right! Clean! Clean! Clean!
Everybody, be quiet every time. Oh my god, oh my god.
Hold on, for sure. It's playing in the real time. I can see it. Yes!
Well...
I mean from my ability to look clean, I was very clean, Mr. Cleaner.
I'm not even on the hook.
Good, good, good.
Yes.
Okay, it's okay.
Yep.
Looks clean. Looks clean.
That's right. Looks clean to me.
Looks clean.
Lemme check Broxy with this.
Oh, yeah, it's not, it's not. Sorry about that, sorry about that, my mum is sick.
Good, good!
Oh
Good good thunder
I can see
Come on guys!
Good! Good D!
No! He tripped him! He tripped him!
How could it do so, man?
Press him!
Good! Let me go, come on!
Yes!
Almost!
Yeah, keep it up, keep it up!
I thought I was going to shout like that.
That was a nice try.
I thought it was going to be inaccurate.
Next time, you've got to hit him with the bommos.
You know what I'm saying?
Bommos?
I'm telling you, you've got to hit him with the bommos.
I hit him with the bueno on...
Good.
No, look at that.
Bommos.
No more bueno.
No bueno, but...
That's what you go play tomorrow.
Yeah.
No more bueno.
No more of that.
I'm learning though.
Woo!
Oh!
No, hey, outside, outside, outside!
Good job!
Almost out!
Oh!
No, no, no!
Get off, get off!
You are better than him!
But if I'm called, you've got to go in.
And roughly go, that's a double touch and it goes through.
They told us something on the game.
It's the line of communication, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is your team, right?
It's your strategist.
And yours?
Analyst, strategist.
Good, good D, good D. I like that.
Yes.
Press him.
We need to stop it, we need to stop it.
Come on now.
Leo's got a lot of style for a bigger guy for sure.
Yes!
Nice spot!
Leo!
Let's communicate with our player.
He's in flow state.
You know, you don't interrupt the line
and he's really hard at it, but he said no.
He doesn't care.
He likes it over here.
Oh my god!
Who wears a chain as a goalie?
as a goalie. What are they doing?
Like, you're on a sucker pitch.
What are you doing with a chain on?
Good press, good press.
Don't let him. Get it out of there.
Nice.
Good.
Super.
Yeah, he is, he is, he is.
Okay, his kickers are a little powerful,
but we've been working on that.
He's gonna screw it up, he's gonna fuck it up, here it comes.
Not wrong, not wrong, he had to.
Yep, see?
I called that.
I'm feeling a goal by the way, like 15 seconds.
I'll count him.
Oh, handball.
Five, four.
No contact!
Oh
Good, take your time.
Good, good, build it.
Yep, I like that.
Nice try, nice try.
That's one of the ones I think.
That's one clean, clean, clean, clean!
That's clean!
Yep, not for real.
No, no, no! Be quiet!
He hurt Ken!
It's hurt!
Come on!
Who, who touched Leo?
Nobody touched Leo.
That's just weird.
Next time I'm getting on the way.
Cannonball, cannonball, cannonball!
Nice try!
Empty
Nice!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
You can get your strips all the time.
But it's on!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh come on that was clean, but yes, you guys they come on and yes, what yeah, I'm making doubt with this
No, no way.
No, where is he shooting the ball to?
Where?
That's not making any sense to me.
That is not making any sense to me.
I'm sweating bro, I'm sweating.
I'm tired.
She was being nice!
What is he doing?
Yes.
Another ball to the fans.
That's our bro by the way.
What?
He said what is bro doing but that's our bro.
No, no, no, I mean why is he pushing so far?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I need to, I need to, I need to!
Long distance, long distance, look, look, look!
What's the name?
Oh!
The line from the outside counts as double, so one goal
because the count is two most.
The middle, the middle line?
So if they shoot from the distance,
and they score, double, double, double, double, double!
Double, double, double, double!
Right, right, right, right!
Long distance!
Right, right, right, right!
Now they know.
They're gonna bang it. They're gonna be banged.
Now they know.
Show here.
That's good. That's good. That's good.
Let me know.
Here are like your hands.
You're gonna know about all this.
You gotta do it right.
You hit him with the goalie.
Ooh!
You have to go with it.
I'm sore from golf yesterday.
It's really demanding.
Oh, oh!
Come on.
That's fine.
Good push.
Good defense!
That one is definitely for the center.
That was the Africa.
Good, good little.
I like that. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh wow!
Thank you!
Good good!
You know look what the screen!
The ball, the man to the stage!
Don't tell him it!
The Narnia, that was the Narnia!
Yeah it was the Narnia shot!
Oh oh oh!
Oh man!
No no no no no!
Yes!
Oh come on!
That's clean, that was clean!
kick shot.
Yes, sir!
It's hard when you see the bangle.
When it hits the net, you think it's inside.
come on boys come on boys good job thank you guys thank you
Yeah.
Oh!
What was that?
Side, side, side, yeah.
They didn't look like it.
I'm the Bengi, I'm the Bengi.
Classic, classic.
Hey!
Go!
Go inside!
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
That's hustle.
I'm not going to lie.
Clean.
Off clean.
Next play, please.
Good hustle.
That's good contact.
It's a penalty.
Penalty?
Yeah, three corners.
Three corners.
Penalty.
Penalty for them.
Why?
First, we touch the pitch.
And put it on in the corner.
All corners, not because of the contact.
We pushed his last.
The contact didn't look good.
Let's go, let's go, block it, block it!
Block it!
Fuck you, dude.
It's all good.
It's all good, it's all good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Next play, next play, next play.
We're a guy.
You're fine guys.
Skip us.
Skip that.
We celebrate, we get kicked off.
Two seconds.
It's been 20 minutes.
Wait, is it over?
Not over, right?
Two seconds. That was a tough goal.
Alright, it's over.
It's over, it's over.
I'll let them do it.
Punch it!
Walk in.
Two points!
Punch it!
Oh my god!
It's all good.
Hit him last time.
You've got to get out of there.
Thank you for that.
Where we going? Where did the losers go?
Over there?
Better, better, right? Better?
Much better, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to take a whine and go and do the thing.
My phone's on there.
Toilet.
I'm a new person.
I'm a new...
2 minutes, you have to do it with a crossbar.
Now, in 2 minutes.
Just a little picture.
Thank you so much.
Ready, ready.
3, 2, 1.
Thank you.
What's on this?
Yes, right now.
I have to interview the press box.
We asked the press box.
Interview. Interview.
That is how you end a match day, too.
Felix.
Okay, man.
Once again, I just feel like the result is so not indicative of the way you guys played
If I have it come down to the final two seconds and to give up that corner
I mean, I know it must hurt but you're you got to feel like you guys are right there
You're so close to getting some points. Well
We're a bit unhappy with the way it went some of the some of the calls felt
like it didn't go our way
it came down to just the game changer at the end and
They got lucky they got lucky
We should have won that. In my heart we won, but we're going to go back to the lab, practice
a little bit more, and next time we'll come up with some even better results, but it's
getting better every time. It's a crescendo. That's what I'm seeing. It's going upward.
It's going upward trend right now. Closing the gap. Got a little bit unlucky there in
the end, but what do you tangibly, what do you think it's going to take to really
get that first win next week they're in match day three the boys got to come
together more can you get one another yeah sometimes we're a little bit lost
but it's really getting there it's just hard to see it from a bystander but for
my POV it's really happening okay you got to believe a little bit gotta believe
a little bit where you're in there you're in there so I'm gonna say go for
maybe show the people your feet, show the people your speakers, maybe some socks next time, maybe some socks is gonna do the trick.
No socks needed.
Well it was a tough 3-2 loss for Glitch Absolute. Let's take a look at some of the other results from match day 2 as we wrap up the whole cruise here.
I love this, I love this. All right, Witty, you watched every single one of these matches.
What results to you was kind of the surprise of the night?
Can I tell you something? The person, I guess the manager I've been...
You guys can leave.
You're one of us talking, you know?
I'm going to talk.
Yeah, hold on.
What?
You did what?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
There's two on his shirt.
Everybody out of the house!
Go!
Everybody out of the house!
Everybody, keep moving!
Keep moving!
Go, go, go, go!
Keep moving!
Come on, let's go!
Okay, go!
Go!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Okay, let's go, man.
What about you?
Thank you.
We don't know if we have another team, but you can say something like, we're coming for you.
We're going to win.
We're going to win this time.
Yeah.
And please don't go back to Spain.
Oh, uh, whatever.
Well, you're going to ask a question, right?
I'm just, I'm by myself.
I'm gonna take something like, okay, we're gonna have revenge next week.
Three, two, go.
I'm sorry, the person was on the way.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Today the match is going away, but we're going to practice and next week whoever you are we're coming for you.
We're going to get a W. Let's go.
We're coming for you.
We're coming at a point. What do we do?
We're coming like this.
Oh, well, I guess, okay, ready?
We're coming for you.
All right, we're doing it today, are we ready?
You're going to stand for the same time.
All right, we're coming for you.
Right side.
Ready?
We're coming for you.
Oh, fuck, fuck.
Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No smile at me.
We're coming for you.
No, I'm sorry.
Good.
Say anything you want to say.
Um, no, I didn't have anything good.
I'll do it next time, whatever.
Because I'm on two minutes to get out.
Oh, okay.
But, I got you.
If there's one thing we could do something else,
do you want to make sure?
Yeah.
And if there's anything else you want to say?
Um, if you think that he was specific.
We can say something incalculable against our guy.
That's the worst thing we could say.
Yeah.
That's the type of skate that we usually cut to the bar.
But, it's all good.
Is there one more time?
We have a skanage community. We have a basketball and archangel, I think, the one that's for the win.
That's archangel and basketball.
Where's school at?
Archangel.
What's that?
What's the name?
Archangel.
Pass it up?
Yes, please.
What school?
Yeah, they go from the longer.
You can't say something like I'm gonna make sure we can and we play soccer or we play soccer
Soccer, soccer, soccer
So you need to eat the soccer?
Yeah, the soccer
So what's the vibe of the line?
Like what's the objective here?
The objective is calling, calling ten out, like we calling for you
Up the head and west goal?
Yeah
We're going for you, we'll show you how we do in Canada
Oh, I mean the boys left ten of those, you know
Ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, go.
Abdelhel and Westall, next week, we're coming for you.
One more time?
Yeah.
All the signs are hidden at the camera, please.
Oh, yeah.
Can you let me look through it?
Yeah.
Ready?
Three, two, go.
Abdelhel and Westall, next week, we're coming for you.
What's the name of that?
Oh, what's the name of that?
Oh!
Thunder.
I'm coming!
Come on boy, come on boy!
Thank you!
You guys should have, you guys should have,
you guys should have,
it's totally,
it's totally real!
Ready?
Now come ahead and go skull!
My family brothers,
next week we'll show how we do in Canada.
We're coming for you!
Well, hey!
Good, good, good.
Yeah, yeah. See?
That is easy.
We're going out and eating the green security guard here, and just eating on-strain.
Oh, another eating skin?
Yeah. But on-strain with...
Oh, wait, we didn't eat.
Yeah?
I ate too. It's just like, they co-come with us and we eat somewhere.
Oh, what do you think?
That is...
Interesting.
More of a fiber thing.
But I think she did a trick with the boys.
You got it?
Yeah, yeah.
Like an actual good...
Just so we think the whole squad,
because, uh, I think it was 2K audience,
we didn't get through the door.
Oh, you want to, you want to go outside?
Because all the boys, I had to leave.
It's not a thing where you,
we're actually just gonna,
I mean, we don't gotta go back to your booths or nothing.
Where do you want to go right now?
I think we're probably gonna hit it off
just because there's a lot of logistics.
Yo.
Yeah, but,
chat, that was Dean with the boys.
Say thank you.
Thank you for being a judge.
Of course.
They showed up with the whole day
on the beginning of the month,
so wherever we had to do it.
Yeah, chat, I'll see you all later, big.
Oh, take the chain, take the chain, bro.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I got so much confidence in this.
It is order though.
Everyone knows what's going on.
Can you take a peek on Dominic, please?
That kitchen technique, the food challenge?
It was awesome.
It was fun.
You got a good team on, Jax.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, whoa!
Yo, it's pretty much come out already.
I don't have an idea.
I want to do something with you like, bro, I see your skin at the beach with the girls
and whatever.
Flowers?
Yeah.
That's all.
Not like that.
I don't think of that vibe, though.
Yeah, go on to the beach.
We can definitely cook up.
We have something.
All right.
We'll go.
Bro, you better talk.
There we go.
Thank you.
Here, here, here.
All right.
it away right here. It's a good, it's a good, we're reliable.
It's like this and we don't want it to go to the end.
Yeah, we'll just go, we're, chat, just watching chat that was, that was our team, which FC
at Barrel League, basically it was just watching the chat, we were just hanging out,
up following the subs, getting the subs, people were just always nice and moving
to calm. This course with the calm and the jungle, the chatters, chat with
You do it while that.
Thanks much.
Bye.
See you next time.
Bye.
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