All right
You can close your overlays in there
Yeah
But this is a little straighter than you can also create in here too.
Well, hey, there's a good one, say hi, did you look at it?
Yeah, it's still going on, it's my phone, if that's the case.
Oh, hey, no, we're good.
Yeah, we're live.
Actually, shoot that, buddy.
Good.
Are y'all locked in?
Yep.
All the way to the works?
Yep.
All right.
We look at sound good, Chad?
Here we go.
Go.
Good morning, Chad.
Hello, Chad.
Today is a very organized segment with my boys here.
Don't do that.
Why?
It's not sexual or whatever.
It's actually not a sexual thing.
Oh, shit, OK.
Anyway, we're in Montreal, my hometown.
And I'm just going to take him for a spin.
We're just going to walk around.
You want me to teach him how to skate?
So we'll make a skateboard like I always do, classic.
We'll skate a little bit.
I'm going to get the best scapefit that I can to blend in, uh, authentically.
You have to look like a poser.
Yeah, there's no way to not look like a poser, but either that or I look like this, and I'm wearing this while I do this.
You get the price on for how?
It's also important to let you guys know this.
My last name is Seer, C-Y-O, right?
C-O?
Yeah, yeah, C-O, yeah, like wax.
So it's important to kind of immerse myself here and see if I feel any internal desire to...
Like the culture you think you are the culture you think you're like us yeah, and I noticed that people here are
Naturally nice to me. I think it's because they they can make a video. I need to be you
What it why I know because I'm left-handed and adopted
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit. Do I look adopted? No
Well, well, I mean events
They're in person
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
Yes, we're just going to wait.
Are you going to skate before?
No, I've never tried to skate before.
OK.
Have you?
Yeah.
I guess you need to do it.
I used to skate.
Well, Chad will say a little bit of a fake story,
but I used to skate not pro, but I was like sponsoring it.
Well, they've put my entry fees into the platforms.
You are not a sponsor, Skipper.
Come on, come on.
Here's my local sketch on accounts.
And we go to local contests, whatever.
Well, let me ask you a question.
How hard can an Ollie actually be?
You jump on the board.
It goes up on one side.
Pretty hard.
Come on.
You literally press X in most games to do that.
I actually wonder how much the average person, how long
would they be able to do an Ollie from scratch?
I would probably say about a week.
No, bullshit.
Me as a 36-year-old man, I'm trying my world experience.
For you, maybe two weeks.
No, bullshit.
I think I can actually do it in an hour
if I really, truly locked in.
36.
Adopted, left-handed.
I'm also...
What, you do these things?
Yeah.
Home-filled, advantage shoe.
So, you know.
Yo, it's not on camera, man.
It would be nice to be nice.
It'd be nice to be nice to my guests, okay?
Ah, anyway.
If you want something that fits,
what do you want to get us to put in numbers?
Get it done?
You don't just walk on a violin?
What do you mean?
No, no, no, don't say that.
You don't buy completes.
Why?
It's like buying a free go.
See, you smile and it completes like a,
it completes like a,
like a little bit of a poser thing.
You want it?
Because if you're a skater,
like usually something,
like you have a skateboard from scratch, right?
Yeah.
But then something will break and you replace that part.
Oh yeah.
Right?
So you never have a full complete.
But I see sponsors skaters who break that shit
get a new board immediately. Yeah, but these are pros. They're not a pro. Can't all be
it. It's not that hard. Yeah, it's not hard. Look, it'll be easy. It'll be easy. Look,
like that. Okay, let's go look. Yeah, it's like dancing. Let's go look.
Um, I'm not wearing this. I can't. I can't do that. How about you just choose your board?
What, what, what, what's that?
Um, what is all like?
You can pick any of them?
Yeah.
From the smallest are from there to here.
Eight, five, to eight.
Oh, the size, the size, uh...
What about you?
I know the difference.
The board's sort of huge.
Okay.
A lot of them best.
Empire boards.
And they're the cheapest too.
Okay.
What's your name?
I'm Jordan Victor nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Seer. Nice to meet you.
Are you from here too? No, I'm from Texas.
Why are you here in Montreal? I wanted to see my last name Seer. So I wanted to see if this is where I'm meant to be.
Here? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, my direct pressure from here so I wanted to see it.
At least from here too. Yeah, yeah.
Um, you'd have to walk into it, like, what was the, how was it organized from, from the smallest, like, this is the skinniest board in the entire world.
Yeah, it's like something, yeah, something, so how do I know?
But that's like, so different size.
You would, just like, just like, eights, eights.
Okay. Is it based on shoe size or is it like, it's about feel, you would, you would feel some difference.
Okay.
Yeah, I'd go in at eight, three, two, eight, five.
Okay. Gotcha.
Alright, so based on my personality, oh yeah, you're true, I'll help you a little bit,
but you can get back to my chat too, but um, alright, we'll play some parts, we'll uh,
get it back to me when you need it.
Alright, based on my personality, oh, damn.
Woo!
Did you like that?
I hit for it.
Ben.
Now that's Art.
That's Art, Ben.
Art doesn't count.
No, don't do that.
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where did he get his that?
Look, it's like those, uh, those Korean strings.
Yo.
You're not talking about it.
Oh, yo.
The Korean strings?
Yeah.
Chad, if it was off-camera, he would've laughed at that one.
He was laughing off-camera, but he's acting too good to laugh at.
Oh, let's try to do the chat, you gotta have it help me out.
You gotta show them some.
I mean, these are all products, right?
So...
No, you didn't want to, right?
Alright.
And that's how it is.
Size 825.
Let me check it out.
Chat thoughts.
Okay, I like this one.
Watch that one resonate here.
Oh!
The cruising is limited.
Bro, you know, I'm not gonna do it, you can pick the worst shit.
What?
Like...
This is class?
No, it has to be that.
You can keep picking the worst shit and I'll...
You know what I mean?
It doesn't matter when...
When you're the goat, when you're the...
When you're the...
Yeah, you're the goat.
Look at this.
Come on.
You're gonna shit on that one not too bad. It's a little try harder. Why what's trying on about that? Is it too smug?
It's under explain. I'm gonna tell you
See that see that's classic you like that. He doesn't like it
So try
I don't like such hot shit, but I don't need to kind of let people see what's on it.
What about this?
I like that.
Not bad.
I don't like that one.
I don't like it.
If you like it, I don't like it.
Okay, okay, what about this?
That is, that is it.
I actually, I actually really, on a scale of one to ten, that's like a two to me.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
He seems to have a poser.
Yeah.
Darkstar, Darkstar, Jack.
I'm thinking like a full-on, like, emo-style Darkstar with like, black trucks.
Straight up.
Yeah.
I want that.
Jack agrees.
I want people to think that.
I, I, I, I'm not ironic.
I think that I'm hot shit.
Okay.
I know what you're thinking.
Like, dude, we need, we need, we need to, we need to, uh, uh, uh.
Dude, no.
We can't, we can't do completes.
What is a complete?
I complete this is a complete okay, so you buy it off the rack. Yeah, and usually they have like ventures or some shit
Are these more expensive too? These are like unlabeled trucks. I only know what they all this are these more expensive too
Um, no, they can't be they can't be but is with that view cap with that view cap. I
Can't get any of this. Oh, come on. Oh, yeah, for God. You're gonna pick up
Okay, hold on. I'm chat. I mean that that is pretty. I'm not alive. What organ is that primitive?
That looks like a dorsal loki.
Don't fuck with me.
No.
No, good.
Hold on. I really like this one.
We need to get it going.
You have all that in the world, but just not...
Quick, quick, quick.
Okay, so...
I actually...
This is a...
Local skate shop thing.
What do you think of this?
Yeah.
Jack, come here, come here.
What do you think?
Let's scratch this fuck out.
No, we'll drink it. Act your nice.
I gotta go and scratch your shit out a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Send the board out a little bit.
No, it'll get scratched. It'll get scratched.
I'll talk about it.
You know what? How about this?
I'll keep you forceful. I need to read the vibes.
You go through your soul.
That's a board, excuse me.
Dude.
Just a second a minute.
Like, like, you're just like a water bottle.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
You saw him feeling the board?
Yeah.
And it has to come to you.
It has to make a soul.
I don't know.
What?
That's not bad.
It's actually kind of early 2000s for a little bit,
you know what I mean?
I'm not reacting.
I'm not waiting for you.
yeah I actually kind of like that this is you that's you yeah chef it fits the
fit this is kind of me I hope the board like this right well you're holding
like that okay okay no these are actually is you I like
Look, character selection.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
You got it like this.
Like this?
What?
And then the guy selects you, and you go.
The don't give a fuck?
Everybody taking a floor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, chestnut sprig gets on the, all right, all right.
Next step, next step.
I like that.
Yeah.
This is great.
Next step?
Whatever.
For me, I don't want to go too classic, tri-hard.
It's awful.
No, no.
What about on the walls, though?
Anything on the walls that sticks to me?
You know?
Dude, I like the toy machine though.
I like the toy machine though, it always go.
Dude.
Cat dogs?
Death wish.
How about you choose three and a cat dog one?
Okay.
So that's short time?
I think you still don't choose what they choose.
True?
No, no, no, no, all the judges.
Tell me that.
Alright.
Okay.
I will pick three of them.
We need to remember that this one goes here.
I don't mess up all their order of sizes.
I actually like... check, come on, no?
I like it.
But as an option, maybe we'll make the options go all the way to four.
Are you getting anything possible about your choice?
No, I like this a lot.
I might get a second just to get a second
Oh that was a little kitty. I like it
Yeah, I would just check the sizes
Eight eight three eight that's a very wide
Yeah, I don't think I want to see it at A3.
Wait, is the kick part not live?
Yeah, I was asking him. I think he got unauthenticated on Twitter.
I asked him, I guess you look into it, and your brother.
I need a little more choice with Jack.
Jack chooses one more.
No.
This is why they'll eight five. I cannot say eight five. Why? I don't want to pierce
Just look at the back, not that way too wide, that is, like, it'll be hard to flip it.
Like that is, that's not, that's not coming off.
A5 is very wide.
What's the width difference between, like, 8 to 5 and 8 to 5?
Like you would maybe not be able to tell, but I wouldn't be able to tell, I just want
to make sure I can flip the board.
No, no.
Well, I don't want to be at a disadvantage.
I think you'll be fine with an 8-1.
What was it?
Like a flip this?
No, you'll be able to trade on this.
You can golf and flip that.
Okay, I'll show you later.
Okay.
Honestly, I didn't get it.
We have three options.
I didn't really know what to do with that.
Okay.
Okay, what about, what's the name of this child, look at this.
Okay, what about that?
What is this thing on it?
I don't care.
Oh, shit, bro, that's real.
Child is in like 80 of them though.
Yeah, I'll take one more.
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
Look at this.
What the?
Eight is too little though.
My chat likes it.
Could you be able to flip that shit kind of thing?
I can double, I can double.
It's a little thin, but it'll do.
I like the tubs.
Honestly, yeah, the brilliance is...
I don't think I'll go get bullied.
Well, there's a man who's in my structure, you know what I mean?
Okay, I'll put that in a stack of up choices.
Hey, will I go to grind on this?
Yeah, you can do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is a good grind board for everyone, I'm sure you should.
Okay.
It did stay good for grinding on it.
Did it?
Yeah.
What about this though?
What about that though?
Maybe I'll...
Sit like this.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing here?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, just go with that.
Hey, wait.
Chat, chat. One...
Chat, okay.
If it's too close, I'll pull it.
One, two, three.
Lotus, I'm telling you this, this is the one.
Yeah, two's gonna win that easy, okay?
Yeah.
I did my threes, but I did my threes.
What do you like about this?
So, it's a modern thing on a classic.
The classic is the red monster across,
with the yellow horns, I think,
And it's a toy machine.
And I think that brand is solid,
because it's good enough for everything.
But this is more abstract, cooler, more recent than I mean.
And you can flip that.
Oh yeah, I can flip that for sure.
It's an 825, which is pretty different.
I'm a little concerned.
Escape within your abilities, injury or death may result.
Can I get a board that does something?
Are you using mostly death?
What to avoid that?
Is there a board that doesn't kill you?
No.
Oh, that's what makes it.
That's what makes it.
Yeah, that's what it should.
That's so horizon of you.
What does that mean?
In Forza, they say that randomly.
They're like, oh, yeah.
This is so horizon.
I don't think it means.
I don't know.
I hate it.
OK.
You know, to be honest, is this more like a larping?
Or is it kind of something?
Is this like larping?
You know what larping means?
Larping?
You know what that means?
Yeah, but now it's more...
Is it like a pose report or is it like a...
...patio?
No, it's a machine.
That's an OG, Cassie.
Let me go install pose reports.
No!
I was asking, I'm not gonna hit bully that spot, not here.
Okay.
Uh, for trucks, I don't want too heavy.
You want the hollows or the light?
It's probably hollows, yeah, but, um...
I know what's in these days.
Every time I do the board, I'll just like, like, I jingle, maybe a hollow thunder.
I like thunder.
Alright, I like thunder.
But, that one we can outdo, they were pretty heavy.
They're like, let's see.
Uh, let me just see the size we need.
What if I do that?
Anything that pops out of you?
Look at all of this, look at all of this, look at this, look at this.
Well, I mean, you're talking about this, like, like, this stuff, man.
Do I need light or heavy if I'm gonna flip this shit don't want it to be like
right before
This is some color matching
I should like this these all those
What's the other size?
This is 825.
We're going with 825.
Alright.
What about you?
I kinda want to build like a...
Something that matches, you know what I mean?
What about something like black?
Black or white?
Nice.
or that which it is.
Oh yeah.
You like it?
Yeah.
This screams like,
in and around the body.
You know what I mean?
No, no, definitely.
Yeah, just like, you're like a pro, like.
That's good.
And for me,
I feel like,
well, I want to, I want to,
I don't want to match,
but this seems going to contract.
like, where is it, but the color.
Or, can I go with this?
Oh, I don't want to do this.
It's fine.
That good enough though.
I mean, it's not like there's any color. I mean, these are just bushings, right? I mean, it's not like...
Just go that. I, I, I, that, that's, that's fine.
Can't go around with them.
Yeah, yeah, this is pretty, uh...
A lot of wheels.
Maybe, um...
Some spitfires?
Yeah.
That's the classic.
That's what I ride, kind of cool.
Can I see it?
You need to be very straight.
Ooh, you like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe there's some water in there.
Wait, what about these, uh, there's a red version of these, right?
What?
What do you think about red on that?
Make it pop a little bit?
Let me think.
You have to wear them backwards.
Just put them backwards.
You would just put it in your...
What I would do is I would put them back here like this.
Okay.
They'll work the same, right?
Yeah.
I know.
I was just testing it.
I know.
Wait, that's my knowledge?
I'm not the same knowledge.
I've been around the block.
How many people are watching?
Oh, he has so many people around here.
Oh, I don't know. I don't keep...
Would you start something like that?
For me, 1200 is that...
Holy shit.
So I said, um...
Yeah, I don't know. You have to check maybe a few thousand that you had at the beginning.
I have to switch apps.
What about, um...
What about like an orange to match the border?
I mean, these look like... like... like...
I'll take this one.
56 is a good size.
That's a good size?
I wouldn't go bigger than that.
No, of course not.
It seems a little bit...
Is that the same?
Those are 54.
8.6 and spree.
Pretty big, you know?
Yeah, it would match that.
You know what, I think it's like a white.
I'll turn around anyway, like, maybe,
bats, something like this, maybe?
Something simple.
It's chafis, it's too big.
Those ones, that turn around would be very nice,
it'll be just classic.
Chaffis, it's orange, it's massive.
It's not a big of difference, but I feel like it's like a monster truck, no?
I don't know, I ride 56, but it depends on how new suit trucks are.
Did you board here?
No.
Yeah, he's analyzing. What's up?
Bigger wheels last longer, that's why I like that.
They end up being 54 or something.
Just making sure everything lines up with what I want.
Just store this.
I don't want to feel like I made a bad choice right and feel wobbly.
These are huge, so I can't.
The bearings do have any of mine.
Oh, some red bearings?
You gotta go with this, rather classic.
So these are the bearings, makes the real turn better, but also these are like very durable
for the speed and the longevity, it's like the middle ground in all, I need those bearings.
Just so you know.
Don't know about bearings. I bake five, I bake seven, should I do that?
Yeah, these are great. Perfect. That's what I usually get.
Hey, black bolts. 55 millimeter or 52 millimeter. So if it do a bit low to the ground.
Like see like on the sizes it goes from like 50 to 60.
So you get like at the earlier stages, so lower to the ground.
Okay.
What do you, what do you, go with the color, go with your soul, what does it tell you?
I want to be closer to the ground.
I go with the black ones, yeah.
So let's go full black, cool, okay, got it, thank you.
We're gonna get you, uh, knee pads, the wrist pads.
You don't have to do all that.
You need to look like Toad.
Some pillows to, like, strap on them.
Yeah.
And lighted trims.
Bro.
I can't be, I can't be sure about that.
The skate park foot would be like a fucking stormtrooper.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'll wear a helmet.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm the whole thing.
I gotta look at that.
hmm so don't get bullied I can't come to my own home they will get some clothes
we'll get some clothes
oh yeah just so we can go faster I can play and help you mine it's in time
hey my pocket up it's your size
I'm happy to do mine while you do his
yeah sure
I'll I'll be slow though you'll be fine with me I'm sure you
how many have you done a total of like skateboards over on?
So today, this would be my fourth and fifth year of my lifetime.
Uh, under 30.
Under 30?
Yeah.
So it's not really 30, right?
Are you new here working here?
Well, it's going to be a full year.
Okay.
Fair enough, fair enough.
All right, then we'll do a race.
You're going to get me a place.
Okay.
So you're ready to check out?
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
I forgot the things.
Can I go?
I'm gonna buy clothes, should we do it all together?
Yeah, we should buy his first up, because it's more like a...
Yeah.
The clothes are same.
Yeah, thanks man.
Yeah, that's my boy.
Did I know he's this gay?
Really? I used to be sponsored. I'm not getting.
You can't just walk around saying that.
I swear.
Some people know me. It's about obsession.
Anyway, it's my local sketch up.
Yeah, that's like my girlfriend goes to a different school, sort of thing.
I promise.
Guys, I was a sponsor.
You'll never hurt an actual...
I used to be a legend down here.
I don't know why I left that bad.
Okay, do you want to add a phone number or not?
Oh, it's free. It comes with it.
Okay.
Yeah.
So everything's better?
Oh no, no.
It's not okay, it's okay.
There's no code for that.
No color gritties, because that's gonna darken up somewhere.
First, I know that there's gonna be three.
Oh, all at once, there's gonna be one.
All at once, thank you.
There's no such a thing.
My treat, man.
Ow, ow.
Three, two, one.
There you, oh my god.
I forgot your 36.
I have to talk about this now.
Guys, I acted like I was comfortable at the time,
but after the hit, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm getting a life me too,
I left it off guys.
Is this going to buy me in the ass a couple of years later?
So are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
That's $750.
$750?
I'm just trying to see.
So how do I pay him back?
That's the real question.
With kindness?
We kind of look a little related, huh?
He's just a little taller.
With these loafers on, that's the only reason.
If you do a trick with those, you watch it.
I'll do one at least, pop one ollie in these loafers.
No, well then you get a special.
With the brand new proposal I'm sponsored.
I'll bring in another pair.
Yo, I used to travel a little bit to skate and I would win.
This is crazy, bro.
You're gonna go to school and go to the skate park?
I would go to the places and go on like a farm.
Grandpa?
Is it my number for what happened?
I'm actually scared because this is always scary.
One of the good people on it is like,
That's how you know what somebody knows how to do it or not.
You wanna go on that side?
I don't want to be invasive
This is the worst place
So, yeah, so look.
Did you know the muffin man?
No.
So did you know that, I told you?
Not the piercestess. Why not piercestess?
Give me an idea why you wouldn't want piercestess.
So basically when skateboarders were inventive in 1865,
they wanted to make sure that they had a way to preserve the way that the stick sucked to it.
Almost to stop the dust.
to stop things so when you stick on it there's nothing there's nothing to prevent that stick from sticking
almost sticking because you're almost it's because the elements right when it's when it's pierced
can actually get well I bought it I bought it I bought it this is mine okay okay so the the elements
I've been in the moisture and getting to the board and it can warp it so what you do is sometimes
When you buy a brand new board, they're in debt.
You go like this and you go like this.
So I'm going to sponsor it.
You want it or not?
Because if it's warped, it's going to go ding, ding, ding, ding.
It's really annoying.
OK.
It's your fault.
That's your fault.
You can not understand me.
Well, I didn't know about that.
Wait, wait.
You should work here now.
So, I mean, because back in the days,
like some boy would sit on the shelves forever,
and then they would actually warp.
That's really annoying.
we have that problem that depends on where they lean.
That's all we have, those.
Is the critical moment right here?
Not yet.
Are you guys going to erase?
Are you going to erase your problem?
I'm trying.
Oh, let me look at it.
A few times, but not.
I don't think this is like an iPhone screen,
but I don't think you can use credit card
to scrape this one out.
You can re-put it in on, but it's not progress.
All right, ready?
Ready?
This is gonna be really bad.
Let's see how the sponsors' skateboard...
Well, I wouldn't name it on Dex, like, the only few times.
Let's see if you can have it.
Yeah! Yeah, pay, pay, pay to...
employees.
I'm up for it.
Up table.
No please.
Oh.
Ooh!
Yeah!
You know?
Oh, don't press the glass, I don't even know how to press the glass, I tell you.
I want to press the glass, yeah.
This face is...
Looks good to me.
Okay, not so bad. Can I go over there? Alright, I promise I won't be, you sure?
Okay, if there's any trouble, I'll get out of here, I'll get out of your hair and something.
Thank you very much. Okay, I cannot do the cutting part, I'm not good at it.
Let's just show you how you can get dope on them while you're doing that.
There you go.
I went really short there, but it's fine.
This will be good.
They call it a Spongebob game, they call it riding in the line.
That ain't good.
Yo, I think I kind of went hard.
Good.
Then you got to get a little cut on the inside.
Get your hands dirty.
And then you cook it like a little bit, all downwards, slow a little bit.
Chad, have you ever seen him do this before?
You supposed to cut gorgeous stuff like that?
I mean, I'm kind of cooking though.
Yeah, I mean.
Am I getting too much like this?
Uh, well, it's very cute, out here.
What?
Dude, like that, with your...
Oh, well, I do it towards myself.
I have my finger.
Okay, I bring my foot in.
Oh, okay, makes sense.
I'll try that.
But it's so far, so good.
Anyway, I'm gonna end up being good.
Oh, I see, I see.
I don't want to delete too much on the outside.
It doesn't, like, um...
Ooh, yeah, exactly like that.
Exactly like that.
No, I think I can do the wood.
So I can get a bit of wood, get it removed like side integrity, and the water can get
in and it's going to cook the board a little faster.
Just so you know really quickly, the marketing team really loves what you do and offers you
a six piece of anything you want.
A six piece?
Of what?
Of the empire things.
Oh, super, I think he is.
I'm, I'm, I'm, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna have a really,
did you just get sponsored?
No, yeah, look at that.
This is not my old days.
Yeah.
Damn, aura.
And then they want to re-sponsor me.
I'm gonna have a farm.
Put the board off the wall and get all your sponsored again.
Can you feel her, bitch, redeemed?
Um, I feel about at home.
Yeah.
Me too.
Now, I think we are gonna go to a contest
and actually when, dude, I'm actually, this is no good.
Like if you leave like a little chip out, right?
Yeah.
It'll get caught on stuff and it'll not just start ripping.
So how?
Got it.
Beautiful.
Yeah, this is bad news really there's.
All right, please start from here.
Yeah, all the way out?
Yeah, right from there.
Yeah, all right.
You know what, I think this is a diesel sticker.
No, I can try it.
Go ahead, please.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
You're preoccupied with how you're going to handle being on the board out there.
You gotta keep your head in the gang.
You gotta go to Provinc's?
If you're not confident, you're gonna bail.
Oh, I'm not.
Oh, you're like a pro.
Can I ask him?
So 36?
This isn't that hard.
Yeah, true.
It is not that hard.
It's just not.
I think it's one of the hardest parts of everything.
Keep in mind, if I break something, I'm gonna have to deal with it for the rest of my life because I'm 36.
Oh, shoot, he's in the waiver.
Who? You?
Yeah, you're on your own risk buddy.
I'm not making that up.
Like, if you get injured, it's on you.
I think they're not, they're talking about
the nearest victim's favorite scent, the string candy or something.
Really?
So, I don't think you can ask a modest one has access if you care about it.
Yeah, a modest one.
Anybody else have that?
Oh, Chet is not like the sandpepper.
Alright, I did a really poor job. It won't matter.
And then, after that... So, what I could do, I could do a small poke on the outside, just
just to see where you're at.
Small toe.
Not too much, not to push your grip tape up.
And then after that, you push it down.
See, I know where I'm at right now?
Yeah.
Bang, bang, bang.
And then, you take one of the screws,
You find the holes, you wiggle it in, bang, and then it's right.
Yeah, I mean, so my eyes, that looks good.
Check? How much that?
Look at this, this is what it's all about, getting outside, getting your hands a little dirty, getting sponsored.
It's like the first level in this meeting.
You could probably get a...
No, I think I missed it.
Bang. Finished.
Where are the holes at?
I'll get them.
I bit that already. I just couldn't find them.
I'm almost out of here, I'm almost out of here.
Surely it won't be dark when we're done, right?
No, dude.
930 out here.
You know that, right?
Yeah, but why, though?
Explain it.
Explain the size of the puzzle, why do you know that?
I feel like you don't know that, though, because you're always, like, inside streaming
at that time.
I mean, true, but now it's in the size behind it.
Why?
I flew in, and it was like 930 and the sun was still up.
Mmm.
At the science behind it?
Yeah.
At the science behind it?
Yeah.
At the science behind it?
Yeah.
At the science behind it?
Yeah.
At the science behind it?
Yeah.
Yeah, why why does the sun do that?
Because the Earth is hot.
Oh, I think it's because of the vodka.
Because of the music?
No, I just danced with this theater.
Oh! Are these mine for this?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're from the ball, right?
Yeah.
Wait, really? What part?
It's something to be hearing.
That's what I was initially from.
Before he moved to Choperie
Choperie?
Do you know what's on that?
No, no
What about the town?
Chalotte and Laverne
Yeah, Chalotte and Laverne
Chalotte and Laverne
Yeah
The boys, that's the hood
Yeah, kind of
Laverne was there
Really?
You're famous over there?
When I came into that town
So, yeah
I'm sorry.
Do you, uh, do you take off all the, uh, I got, I got, I got.
I don't think you need to take off the price and stuff, what?
It's, it's, it's, you know.
You don't need space or anything like that, right?
No.
Almost done.
Look at this.
Outside, fresh air, music, exercise.
Yeah, now we're going to go skate and have some fun.
France, Canada.
For over a year.
Yeah.
This is like the best summer, no?
What's the time you're going to?
How much, you know?
No.
No one's saying it.
We might not even go because we're working.
Ready?
I'll put it right here.
I don't know.
Yeah.
There are these streets like that.
What is an outdoor activity that's like fun to do around here?
Because he was asking and I was like, you know what?
I look at it and I don't even know.
Going out to the old port.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
It's like a lost time.
I'm gonna go find it.
We went to like, we went on the paddle boats.
I actually, let me take a look, check A or B, the other side.
Which one do you think? This has like little, like little leaflets.
Do we want to go completely blackout?
It is 50-50.
Let's black out.
Yeah, yeah, let's black out.
I was going to do that, but I don't want to be forceful. That's not my job.
Yeah, because I have to make my own decisions, otherwise the board will betray me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I chose you.
It's like you're Katana?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I don't know.
It's not too late.
Well, it's in sunlight.
Oh, we got four hours.
Dude, I forgot to take off the, um, like the prizes on it.
Does that matter at all?
It doesn't matter.
Thank you for your help.
Oh, you can see it?
See it?
No, you're getting it.
I think you're going to be nice and thank you.
You got it.
Thank you for truly our store.
What brought you here? You did some little gold skate shop?
No, bro. I'm not even like taking it.
I used to shop at like the first, I'm pretty sure it was the first.
Like 20 years ago.
It still exists.
Like, is it like a two-story with the downward spiral staircase?
You've been able to go?
That was on the same cat right here.
Oh, no, I had to wait, like, um, yeah, move the yarn.
Yeah, about half a new staircase, but...
Uh, there's a...
Yeah.
Oh, you're 20. Oh, yeah, I mean...
I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's...
Pretty sure, pretty sure the, the, the, the store over there was like the first one.
Good Ben. Move the second one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll get to get the drill please.
Uh, yep.
Can you close it?
Yep.
Can you hold it?
Ooh, I think I stripped it.
It's like on full torque.
So you know what you do? Is it construction testing?
Or were you a contractor too? Yeah, I actually was, yeah. How do you know that?
Were you sponsored? No, I mean, yeah, I was a professional, yeah.
I used to work at the beer factory and we do a construction worker.
Office stuff was like that. So what you do is that you nail it and you got to bolt it,
but not all the way. Just this almost all the way on all of them and then you readjust all of them as well at the end.
That was too much. Just so that it doesn't wobble on one side and it goes committed and it changes the angle.
And then when you go back to it, you can't fix it. The angle is too much.
Almost done level one in those games finish up your skateboard and we'll get you right out the car
Hey, did you finish up that skateboard yet?
Screw in that thing. Here you go. That's me. That's me screwing my skateboard
Is that what you want to hear when you do that
Good job
That's good.
I'm not a fan of this skateboard job so far.
Okay, it'll be fine.
I'm almost done.
Are you happy that you decided to do that?
Yeah, because if it sucks, I'll feel it,
and I'll be like, who did that?
And it'd be me.
Okay, that makes sense.
It's like when you made a...
Okay, that makes sense.
It's like when you make like a bad life choice.
Never done that.
Then you go, who does that?
Let your hair, like my hair.
It is kind of wild that you copied me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, I don't mind the jokes, but that doesn't look too bad.
Oh, oh, awesome.
Look how nice that is, though.
Oh, my board looks so good.
Can I get the, um, look at that.
That is so good.
So do you put stickers on this?
See that?
Look at this.
You gotta know this.
When you buy those, you gotta pull those out.
And some people don't see it properly.
You take those out one in first then your wheel and the other one
That's correct
And now I don't even know where my where's my where's my bolt?
Do people put stickers on me yeah
Is that only when you know I like bigger stick like this one? Oh?
Those are kind of whack yeah
They must have put them on the wheels if you want to put one on the wheels
I'm not even set foot on it yet, but I know I can get used to this.
Oh, yes.
Look at these.
I'm like crazy but like there's not much game on it.
Like see that, like this will unscrew the other.
Yeah, but.
No, it's not much.
It's much better.
Yeah, see.
Just get it.
You can have the brush that is your zoology.
That's gonna be safe.
I'll be done with this quick.
I need some shoes.
Sorry, we'll get this.
We'll do that quick.
It's okay.
Say something.
It's okay.
It's okay, I'm fine.
Oh, that's it?
That's it.
What's the other thing?
Hello, Lucy. Do I have a spacer?
So, if those were too short, would I take this person's outfit when they come on?
No, we'll be fine. I'm going to buy a present.
Yeah, you should have.
Thanks.
I'm trying to be sponsored now. People are like, it's like in a training hog.
The game, you get sponsored, people are like, yo, that's the skater guy.
Dude, you're such a big fan of me that 360 did.
Back in California.
That's me.
Oh, you should have hit the car.
And we all...
Over the car? Like speed.
Chat type one if you want to see that.
Okay, I don't want to be like a noob,
but do you think you can finish up the wheel or get some shoes
just so we don't...
Thank you very much, I'm sorry about that.
I, um...
Yeah, you'd be better than me if you would.
So it's up to you.
Oh!
Beer.
We know that.
You're going to drink beer?
No.
Thank you.
Perfect.
One beer.
What?
One beer.
As well
This is like I'm too good for this
I don't even know what I want actually.
Well these are like high heels.
Yeah, this is what you wear.
You don't skip these.
I didn't skip these.
Oh.
That's you.
Caw.
I mean.
I mean that's it.
You right there.
There's vans, fours.
Yeah, what's the...
Is DC still like hot shit?
Nothing jumps at me.
I mean, this is okay, but there's this weird gilping on it.
It's crazy. I'm gonna have to leave all this stuff here too.
I'll shit it here.
Like maybe something like that.
I don't like the brownish on it. It's kind of weird.
We had also made a drive back and it's a good fight.
She's a good man.
That's my co right there.
So you're sorry to bother with,
are you looking for some shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you looking for something more vulcanized or cup sold?
I mean, with brand new boards, it's vulcanized,
it's gonna.
You feel the board better?
If you're looking for something that protects your heels
or your feet, cup sold would be the best.
Is that like some new thing?
No, it's been around for a while.
I mean like, for example DC's, not for their couple of shoes, bands, very classic, authentic, like, well, canine shoe.
This was got Japan in.
Simple, not too crazy.
Um, 10.5.
10 points.
Yeah, the other US, yeah.
What if I've never been on a skateboard before?
A lot of people, like when my first started skating, I started skating, like bands, those are classics.
So these are not gonna work?
Eh...
Your products?
Honestly, um, Vand what's cool about them is they have this insole here right here.
It's pretty good.
You see for example, these ones right here.
They have this thick insole so it can get good, um...
Like a purple mattress in there.
Okay, I like that.
Yeah.
Do they come in black?
Um, these, this one, it's like, you know, are you looking for something?
Cause like, look, we have loafers too, cause I see you're wearing loafers.
Oh, if I can loaf out on this?
And like, they're the skate virgins.
And they have...
You said I couldn't skate most check this out. I
Don't know anything look at these loaves, bro
Yeah, you can see those
These kind of reminding Clark's but these are also like a skate regime right
So one can skate in these you I can flip the board in these bubbles
Do you think I can flip the board day one?
Like you
Do you know how to Oli?
I'm 36.
No.
No?
Maybe if you're really German, but I want you to shoot through the stars.
How many hours do you think you should do your first Oli?
Me?
Yeah, how many hours?
Ballpark?
An hour.
An hour or two.
An hour for the first Oli?
Are you athletic?
Yeah, I rock my...
Yo, yo, wait a minute now.
I rock my...
So I do have good joints.
I do...
I'm pretty...
I'm pretty jacked.
Are you good at replay soccer?
No.
anything with what we're cops a little bit of a ddr
you know ddrs dance that evolution
okay I'll just uh yeah just the shoes just a shoe
oh you're telling me I can skate in these
yep no you absolutely cannot
but honestly it suede as much better than you
it's so hard
What?
Dude, she said that I can't.
She...
This is not that bad.
I don't mind...
I don't mean...
Because you're not gonna go through this because you're not gonna skid a lot, right?
But you would normally go through this and this is all gonna rip.
Not really.
See, that's all I just said.
I thought it's not...
You know?
Yeah.
This is good.
This is you.
Okay.
I'll take some loaves.
Okay.
Loaves as you were?
These...
How do you guys measure things here?
I mean, where are you guys from?
The US?
Well, she's from here.
I'm from the US, so I don't know.
Okay, so anything...
We should be maybe looking at it like a nine
US is worse for all of North America. I think I don't think they're skinny in size is there?
Although nine
I'm well packaged as man like across the board
You agree with him being all packaged?
No, yeah.
Definitely.
No, you have like the full...
Okay, what about clothes though?
Oh, like, can I quick though?
I think they're not going to stall too hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I don't have any clothes to wear.
I mean, I'm not...
I'm just going to...
I think I need a shirt, would be good for me.
A shirt?
A shirt and a hat.
Yeah.
They got a lot of clothes.
Oh.
What's tri-order?
Oh.
Bro.
Come on.
Nah.
What do you mean now?
Two.
Two on the move.
This is very new, right?
Like, it'll feel tri-order.
And you gotta get a hat, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
You gotta wear it backwards, too.
Maybe a like a.
It's gonna be hot outside it.
No?
Okay, you're right.
Chad, what's really.
You know, we've got pants like this.
What's really sweaty.
Sweaty for what?
For a t-shirt?
Yeah, like.
I wanna look like that guy.
I'll sweat.
Where's sweat at?
Yo.
Low key.
With the lows?
Hold on.
Okay, hold on.
Here's the thing.
So I'm sponsored, and I don't know if you know,
the skate park, it's not there anymore.
I used to be sponsored at the skate park.
Also-
Is he doing me?
Is it him?
Also, I used to do all this all the time.
Sold.
Yeah, get back.
No, really?
Bro, I think it looks hard, no?
Yeah, it looks hard, no?
Dude, I look like I'm about to whip out a ukulele
and sing like a,
I love you, you're my baby.
Like that's this.
How about this outfit?
What it'll do?
I'll do it.
Ready?
Stop.
No, wait, how about it?
Right, what do you think?
Is it full?
Too small?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Checking them out now?
Oh.
You like it or not?
This one also has a really soft,
I couldn't find your 10 and a half in the DC's.
Okay, is this one in the neighborhood of that?
I'll just pick two over there and then whatever you got, I'll pick that.
like nothing jumps I mean I mean like it doesn't like it doesn't
I can't wait to think it's going to feel like I'm on a boat.
Yeah, the more black the mirror.
I like those ones.
These ones?
Yeah.
Our new balance is going to end for skating.
Yes.
They're very technical.
Yes.
They're very comfortable.
They're technologies, right?
They make mirroring shoes, right?
made it skate shoes they use the same technology even better I'm not gonna get
bully awareness no no way no yeah I'll take that yeah yeah ten five yeah please
please yeah I mean I really like the shape of it I think I think the shape is
really good so you know I don't even mind like these ones yeah yeah
Do you feel it again?
No, it's nothing at all.
I mean, if you look at all the shoes,
and you think about thickness,
I mean, that's nothing at all.
And that's like, that's nothing.
It's really just showed up on the bone.
Like what?
It's good.
Cause like nothing jumps at me over here.
Like otherwise it's like bands,
like those you rip through them.
But even then, this is like two,
This is too much like a, what's that, vulcanized way to call it?
It's gonna make the board harder for the, uh, initially.
Uh, whatever, I'm gonna get this enclosed really quick.
I thought we would be at it in like an hour.
Uh...
So, we're just showing up for closure.
No, for whatever.
I don't know if you're doing good.
I think I am.
I'm not in slip-ons.
That's what I would normally get, but I think it's kind of weird for skating.
Yeah, I got to get a shirt that matches this hat.
What about this?
Yo, that's hard.
I'm budding.
Oh, shit.
These are cool skating.
I'm not saying that.
This fucking guy.
I'm gonna go don't it'll be cool. I
Even black man. Yeah, I love skateboarding. It's all my favorite things out there
That's crazy what this like that black jeans. Yeah
Wait, he's got it hold on. Oh, I love that. See that right foot. Holy shit. I
I just realized I'm wearing one right now.
Do you think I got it?
You see that? Is that Ollie?
Oh shit, not that unnatural.
Dude, dude, that's you.
That's you.
I think that...
You know what crickets are? Crickets? What do you mean?
You're fine crickets, you know this? Crickets? You're saying I'm being boring?
No, no, no, you're just farming crickets.
What the fuck is happening? You know what?
What the fuck is happening?
As big as three.
Yeah, if you need help, don't do that.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I need this tip perfectly.
Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, okay. I'll get it. Thank you so much
I just see I did pets like
Sorry, do you know what like normal like black pants are like normal
Not to what I think he's more of a little bit wide
Not not not too skinny, but not too baggy there or something between good
Jake, he's not going to be calling me back tomorrow, is he?
I've got to always be doing something.
Ooh, not bad.
Nana doesn't turn back me, you know what I mean?
I'll just walk around. I'll find something to do with it.
I'll try to pick something that I can fit in.
Oh, thank you. I can do that.
Yeah, this is uh, this is the start.
Hey, get these, get these.
It's not simple on the mama which I've already.
No, no.
Actually, it's not.
That's good.
Thirty?
Thirty-two.
Did you have that?
Do you want me to put it in the dressing room?
Um, no, thank you.
I don't, I don't, I don't.
Okay, I can bring it downstairs if you want.
Okay, okay.
Um, yeah, good.
And T-shirt, never forget.
Okay.
We can go upstairs if you want.
Okay.
Um, yeah, good.
And T-shirt now we're good.
I think it's stressing out over the cricket's collar.
Wait, really?
Okay.
What is crickets?
Yo, see ya.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
The hat was nice.
Really?
That hat looks great on you.
Dude, that's an easy sell right there.
So, just to tell you, the crickets is like, um, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,
The crickets is like, you know when you do a joke, right?
And it doesn't hit?
Oh, a problem.
It's not a problem.
I'm just kidding.
My jokes are so good.
What?
My jokes are so good.
Yeah, but it's very performance.
I don't know what it is.
I was trying to tell you.
No one but it.
You're doing great, man.
No, no, I feel good.
I feel good.
Man, excuse me.
So, man.
Can I please have an autograph?
Oh, yeah.
I got you, man.
Can I get a pen?
Yes, I do.
OK.
I got you.
What's the problem?
Hey, I'm going to rip it up.
Damn.
Is this a supreme competitor to your sponsor, the skate sponsor?
No, no, it'll be alright.
You can keep that.
Do you want it?
No, I can keep it. I don't have one.
Where do you want it?
Thanks, here.
Thanks so much. I watch you every day.
Really?
Yeah.
So, man?
I got a million channel points.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you gamble them sometimes?
Yeah, I lost how when you lost to a soda the other day.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Thanks so much.
I got you, man.
Have a good day.
Can I get a street pic?
I got you one.
Good?
Thanks man.
Come on.
T-shirt, yeah this is a child spot so we can't...
You see those filming with the glasses?
Wait, what is he actually wearing?
Yeah, the light was flashing.
No.
Tomorrow.
My experience meeting next Tuesday...
I think he's gonna chill.
He's still...
Yeah, he has brills on too.
Holy...
Um, what's something like, um, no, I just need like a t-shirt, like, if it was just all black,
should I think about this one?
Is that?
I'm gonna try on the shirt real quick.
Why is the mic's running so good?
Why thank top?
Well, I'm not sorry, I'm holding the shoes anyway.
Yeah, maybe it's wine, I should have.
See, he's got a way to walk, so I was like, I'm starting to...
No, no.
No, let me try it on. You let me know.
Oh, where's that?
I got just a ball.
I can't think of that, is it normal?
No, it's a skateboard fit.
It's just his W.
If there's one W, it's, yeah, I'm stealing it, yeah.
I'm leaving it on.
I'm just walking right out of here.
Now, when the view's Alex, you paid him to say it.
So, so what?
It's confidence boost.
Oh, oh, you got all of these?
Oh my god, I couldn't find the old black ones,
but I did find the brown ones.
OK, not too bad, not too bad.
I brought other ones.
I'll have you ones.
Just 10 and a halfs.
You want to try the one?
Yeah, please.
Do you have any socks that you sell?
Yes, 100% we've got Nike socks, Vans socks, Dan socks.
What? I'll just Nike whatever Black Sox Rumble.
Black Sox?
The ones that go to your ankle are all the way up to your neck.
The normal civilian one, do you wear it anywhere?
Alright.
Got you.
Yeah, does that all have socks on?
And that all have trust me that we put my feet on it.
I'll go grab the feet.
Thank you.
I need some of these right?
Okay.
All good.
civilian like I like and I can every day like a normal guy this
This is not...
Jack, no?
You're normal.
Jack, Jack, my name is that, it's not like for a work, or like for like a specific...
...vision?
Dude, I thought you worked here, that's how cool that looks.
Dude, I thought you worked at...
You know, this is like Angkor, a little bit?
Dude, you're wrong in that.
Hey, can I help you with anything?
Oh my god.
Is that Sponsored Skater?
Dude, I used to watch you back in the day at that old place.
I don't know if I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm for you.
Old Skate Shop?
Nobody knows about that Skate Shop anymore.
I mean, I was watching back then.
I mean, he knows.
This is one size too big.
It kind of makes me...
Like, I'm more jacked than this.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but what about the pants?
It makes sense with the fit but but but I will say the shirts with back of a shirt
The black pants. I don't know if it works. I know because you need beige
Yeah, I think I see the stylist and I need to change the shoe color so no no no not sure you you couldn't
I think that's kind of
In the pavots maybe like a dark gray. Oh
So Walmart Walmart boy here is gonna start telling me how
You want one beer?
I have this cool thing.
I'll just have one beer.
That's fine.
I haven't bought clothes in forever.
I wasn't shopping for clothes like years ago.
You need the whole pack? No I can't.
You guys have to have some at home.
I mean, I mean, lies.
Okay, well, buying one album doesn't count, though.
Wait, what's with the socks?
Um, I think I'll just try the shoes on, so maybe I just...
Oh, thank you.
Super.
Oh, you're moving it on?
No free feet?
No, I'm talking to him, he's my nail going to poke in half.
Hmm, I'm not showing your feet, no for your feet.
It's kind of ugly.
Two or three subs, you guys don't know how to do that.
Do you know how I see it?
I don't know.
See that?
Look at it.
Do you want me to show it?
Look at it.
Enhance?
Oh damn, what the fuck happened?
Did it just pick a little dog or something?
No, I was trying to pick it, right?
But I think I went too far and it just kept going down and it wouldn't like go to the side
When you peel down it just keeps going
Like just wouldn't stop
And the two long
Okay, okay, chat.
Any chupros?
Oh, actually, how much games do I need to have at the back to chat?
Is it a thumb?
Like, if I push all the way in, like, is that too much or is that too little?
One finger?
Yeah, too much.
I'm pushing all the way in, though.
Yeah, it's too much.
Yeah, too much, I'm pushing all the way in though.
Yeah, it's much.
Maybe this model, just for quickness sake, that's actually the most perfect.
Yeah, one.
Oh, yeah, that's so-
But these are too high up though.
So yeah, that's a big fast thing though, basically.
So when you got this earth tone and you got that earth tone and you got that in between all of that
Is that good?
It just screams, it used to be sponsored
It didn't scream arms up
So these are still sponsored then?
Yeah, that's about it
Is that what I want?
Yeah
No, I actually, I do think that one
See, this has black so it's actually okay
Right
But I don't like to make, I don't, I don't...
Brownline's like a big commitment
It's too big of a commitment, I don't like it
Holy shit
I didn't know I could do that. That's from rock climbing.
I didn't know that I could do that.
Do it like this.
I don't think I can.
But too much rock? Look at that.
I didn't know I could do that.
It's not really a full push-up, though, is it?
Yeah, you have to get the grip.
Pump it. Nothing's good enough anymore.
Let me show you how you do it.
It might not be a little scary.
You want to go real wide like this, right?
No, but fingertips. You saw that right fingertips, right?
I did fingertips. Look at that.
Look at that. Finger tips.
Oh, anyway, that's all five of them.
Oh, yeah, sorry. Can I get the 10s please?
Do you have 10s on that?
It's a little bit too long.
It's too long? Yeah, sure.
So those in 10?
I'll check if I have the black ones in there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, super.
Tens?
Yeah, I think that'll be a tensile reward for all of them, probably.
Perfect.
It works with these ones, but not those ones.
Those ones are like...
How much longer?
One-ish finger.
Okay.
Um, I had the pants.
I think they went downstairs.
Yes, please.
Yeah, so I could just see what it looks like all at once.
Thank you.
Yeah, Sun's going down.
You might not have to escape.
Yeah, I think this fit is...
Oh, I see the 10.
What was this initial fit?
Like a 3?
Oh, thank you very much.
A lot of zeros.
I think it was just being negative.
So you must have missed like correct to put the 1 in front, you know.
What?
The correct to put the 1 in front is 0.
Oh yeah, that's it.
Wait, wait, it's still that though.
You see, out of 10.
Oh, out of 10!
These are very large butts.
Hold on.
Are you going to wear two shirts when you go or are you just testing it out?
No, no, I'm just testing it out.
Thoughts?
Check.
Right?
Yeah, it'll be a little bit less wide.
Okay, I had enough of that.
Some crickets, some water.
What was the order?
No.
Maybe a hat?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, super.
Bang.
Oh.
See the steamer for sure.
Yeah.
Oh, super!
Bang!
Oh.
See the steamer, for sure.
Yeah.
I think it'll...
These ones are definitely the vibe.
Yeah.
See, it's not like...
See the little blue and the not fully slayed black?
Like, it kind of just...
Low accent color?
Yeah, a little...
It's actually perfect, I don't like it to get any better than that.
You want to try the other foot as well?
Um, I'll just, I mean, you just put them on, I'm not just gonna get on and just
spin it a bit like a bomb.
Would you like to keep the box or a...
Oh, no, thank you.
This one's a winner.
This one's a winner?
Yeah.
Alright.
You sure about that? Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty confident in that.
As a 36 year old man who stands by his own decisions.
Like, a winner, you think?
Yeah.
That far?
Yeah.
It's not the way I had for it.
Why, am I looking at a winner right now?
I was looking at Aura.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That's fucking Aura.
I have the shirt too, but...
Well, the thing is, I'll actually wear this shirt with other fits.
What do you mean by that?
It's like if I'm on a yacht, I'll wear this, because we're going to do that yacht.
We're doing that yacht stream in a couple days, right?
Which one?
And when you said Ace here, we're going on a yacht.
No, my yacht's parked in Monaco right now.
Monaco?
Yeah.
We're going to Monaco!
All classic, all classic, all classic.
You're going to take that one instead so I can put these ones here?
Yeah, yeah, thank you so much.
Do you think, again, um...
Oh, you can't see the O's on that one. It just looks like the LC and...
Yo, you don't know the ball.
Um...
Can I, like, pay for it, like, right now and remove the tags I could put on?
Okay, yeah, please.
Also, a little bit more, though.
I actually see you.
Wink, wink.
Also, don't forget, if you want anything in pirates, we'll get it to you.
Okay, thank you.
There you go.
I appreciate it.
So, you know, I think some people that skip art might actually think you're a pro, because
it's like, this guy's just skipping Tony Hawk or something back in the day, you know?
Well, yeah, you gotta hook it up.
But it's OG, like.
I'll do like that, um.
No, you gotta give him that Chad Moscow vibe.
Yeah.
You know that?
Yeah, I know.
What are you talking about?
Really?
Yeah.
I used to look at the magazines back in the day.
Right, actually?
Yeah.
Now I'm doing rainbow videos, like, you know, naked naked naked naked in the YouTube circuit.
I don't read just a lot of magazines.
Just.
Just a few.
I'm going to check.
Check knows Chad Muska.
Chad Muska?
I believe?
Muska.
Muska?
Really?
Yeah.
I was testing everybody and glad you all passed.
Okay, I'm gonna go change.
Is there a change room?
Super, thank you.
I kinda...
Just, you want to stay.
I kinda like keeping this on, because it shows how fresh it is.
You know what I mean?
The one I had too.
Wait, is he going to go by or is he gonna go...
Well, he said he was done sharing with you and he's like, he's flying out to Monica.
I don't think I'm getting a call back to Monica.
keep farming these crickets. I think you're gonna be like, yeah, he's gonna do desktop.
Yeah. You know.
It used to be Vincent Cinema Seer, now you're Vincent Crickets Seer.
It is what it is. Hey, he's one more boy, it's okay.
I'll let you help him change.
No, go help him.
I think he's a big boy, right? What, is he 40?
He was like it was easier when my mom would shop for me. So well, yeah
Can I have this thank you very much for your help
Really
That's how professional you are.
Oh, no, these are my pants.
Yeah, yeah, I won't be taking this.
It's not usually what I would wear, but...
It looks good on you though.
I like it nice.
Wow, thank you.
Cool.
And I get to dress like...
I have the same check.
I get to dress like a 1950s old man.
I better tuck in the shirt.
You've got a 1950s like that radio voice
Ladies and gentlemen we have seen more than we've ever seen before ladies and gentlemen look at that in the balls out of the court
I think it's
Yeah, so big fan I
Just I've been watching for very long
I flew from the Austin Times for shit.
You had the skating on the street.
I'm a fan of the black letters on their shirt and how they don't show up really.
Really? Yo, this bit is hard.
No, it is. It's actually a good fit.
This is like drinking Josh. There's like one cool brother and then one like...
Say, what are you doing?
I don't know. We'll have to chat inside.
We're both unique in our own ways. I'm dressed like a 19-old man.
Well, uh...
Yo, do you know why? Your chest is actually nice.
Oh.
Yeah, I think it has to do with it. It's kind of weird, it's kind of weird.
Yeah, I'd try it.
I see the laces that are in the box.
Oh no, I said don't get the box.
Hey, the shoelace.
What?
What's up?
Are they ready to go?
Ready to go? From one lobe to the other. Check that out.
Dude, dude, it's like seamless.
It's perfect.
I'm excited to go shred some board. What do they sub-call it? Shred board?
I don't know any English. Pops and board? You know what they say?
Something like that. Slams some board. What about hats?
Yeah, you need to go black and white. Oh, I do have a doogry hat if you want that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna knock off Gucci. I just said that would match with it.
What is? I knock off.
She had her no hats.
She's kidding, April Fool's.
She has no hats.
Yeah, yeah.
Am I really?
I mean, listen.
What?
You look like a...
Like a really bad cut scene.
What are you intending to do with my daughter?
Alright?
Holy...
What are you intending to do with my daughter?
Don't let me slap you shit at you.
What slap you shit at me?
I'm here for across the room.
He's good.
Yeah, you know, he's screaming, he's screaming like a scene kid.
You know those failed actors?
Like through them, they threw out of L.A. now he's here in Montreal.
They love me, they love me.
I made the rounds, got canceled eight times.
What?
No, that's not how it was.
They get a smaller, you know.
I think I could chill here though.
What do you say, monthly out?
What should I do?
Oh, monthly out.
No, holy...
No, monthly out.
Monthly out.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Also, are we waiting for you to do this stuff?
No, I'm done.
Wait, are we just acting here for doing nothing?
We're just going right now.
I know.
It's for you if you want.
We got like a little...
Really, for me?
If you guys want to try.
Dude.
Yeah, hats.
We got like a few shirts if you guys want to try.
Oh, momma mia.
They got you live on Kekabalm.
Thank you.
Oh, I like it.
Oh, these are high quality.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the complete schedule.
Honestly.
You guys want to try it on?
Yeah.
Yeah, we brought like small mini-um like thank you if you guys want any more sizes just
us.
Any thoughts?
I've had enough.
Well, you know what I like?
These are free, right?
Yeah, yeah, free, yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah, you have to take it.
It's crazy.
I like this.
I'll take this.
I also don't want to steal it.
I like it.
That's a good one.
I'll take it.
I have one piece each.
I'll give this to you.
Dude, I think this is a Needex bag.
Is that?
No, it's a gift.
I'll take this out.
I like the shape of this bag.
Not worries.
I'll give it to you.
Put it in that little bag.
I won't wear mine at the same time.
You wear yours.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Okay.
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
But see, I have a small head so what?
I mean, small, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
you know, it's just, it's a lot of trucker hats go up a little bit higher, it makes me
look dumb because I got a smaller head.
Oh yeah, but these aren't full trucker hats.
We were best friends since our first stream in Montreal and it was just, we had, we started
wearing the same stuff.
Well you actually turned into like hyper-history.
It ripped completely.
Just with the hat changed?
Yo, I need to go to 6pm.
Yes.
Okay.
What do we got to do?
We got a painting, you know?
Well, I'm not going to record this because I won't get something like...
Yeah.
Like, for me, I mean...
I don't get a stroller.
It's not that I want a stroller.
It's just that we got to go go.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I feel better if I can take it all this.
You know what I mean?
I'll help you bring down whatever you want, right?
Okay.
All that?
Yeah, you're about to choose them.
What about this hat?
Oh yeah, that's it.
Will you have another bag if you could put these in?
Of course.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Thank you for everything.
Yes, thank you.
You're welcome.
You guys have some stickers, too.
Okay, thank you.
And you're good?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You got it?
You see it?
Yeah.
No, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Yeah.
You know, if this skate life is all about, I'm gonna f**k with this, like, I can do this
skate life.
Look at clothes, puttin' boards together.
You're just always gonna need boards to put it up on your wall, never mind.
I'm too skinny to get wider.
Oh, the board's gone.
Oh, super.
I'm proud of their work giving you that.
Oh yeah, thank you so much.
I'll put it on the press conference.
Let's do this.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
OK, OK.
So, see you.
You are a conundrum.
So, see you.
Let's do this.
I'll do this, OK.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to change this one.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Go ahead.
Say, I don't speak French.
I don't speak French.
So, do you?
I don't speak French.
Do you?
I speak French.
That's good.
That's it.
Holy.
How are you spending it again?
I speak French.
Yo!
Better.
That's how this goes.
Yeah, without the cup I go.
That's too much.
What is your culture and what is that?
My culture.
Our culture.
Take any shoes?
I did and I think she has the...
Yeah.
Just because of her speed.
Say I just let him off.
But she has the box here.
You break dancing class.
Can you do that?
I cannot.
You guys strike me as like a, as like a, I don't know, like a...
No, no, no, like a, like a, like a tectonic guy.
You guys have a board?
Tick tonic?
Yeah, but it's tick tonic.
I don't know, is that what's called?
Do you think tick tonic cancer?
No, it's like some...
I can't...
Bro, check nose.
Check what's tick tonic.
And then, shoes...
Oh, I'll be adding that to your...
The hat.
Sorry, what was that?
You're buying the hat?
Yes.
Did you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna get the hat.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
That's a tick tonic.
Oh, they got the designs?
Oh, it is.
You got the climbing.
Right, I'm in step.
He tried it.
He tried to pull a knee up.
That's crazy.
You just got to rest again.
Yeah, but I saw the full, I actually debunked it.
And it looked like they let it onto the car.
But maybe it was worth it for being on the car while I was running.
It's not as bad as we thought.
Okay, I guess you got a text from running numbers, does it?
You're allergic to wearing a good fit that's pathetic, eh?
I don't mean, I don't, I don't mean to have this number saved.
That's, that's, that's just crazy.
Who was it?
Oh, I got you.
Okay, that's good.
Come on, Julia, check it.
Uh-huh.
It's all about action, I'll take it out, but never actually go.
Oh, I think it was Christian, I said. I think it was Christian.
Oh, yes, Christian, thank you.
These are so nice.
Oh, yeah, they are.
They're from the pop-up dot service, so cute.
How often do the pop-ups change?
Uh, if I first.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's gonna be Thursday, it's gonna be there for a month.
I love those. I love those. Thank you so much.
I guess we have something to offer.
Yeah, thank you for everything.
Hey, don't worry. Thank you guys. Thank you so much.
Cool. I'll have a great one. What's yours?
Yeah, that's yours. Thank you guys. Have a great one.
How's the view?
Thank you.
How's the view?
How's your shoes?
Everyone doesn't pass them out there like, wow.
So this is what's food is all about.
What's it about?
This, what we just did.
If this is what it's all about, then I'm about that.
Shopping?
Did all this?
People say we look good, people like giving you free stuff.
You buying me things, like...
By the way, thank you for all that.
What do I like?
No, I'm extra fucking...
What's wrong?
These are on the...
Look at that.
Oh no!
It's cool though, it's cool.
I've never done anything before.
It's stupid to say the same thing.
I think I'm ready to slam board my TV right here.
Yeah?
Is this going to be like...
Do you think it's going to be like...
Oh my, I didn't check that actually.
It's really...
People over there are going to have a...
No, but I can carve on that.
That is really loose though.
Like, look at this.
I can't stand still.
I'm going to just...
I see you want to take a picture. I'm too loose.
This is my first time on board. Are you ready?
I'm going to try and look as natural as possible.
Please, please don't live before we actually get the stage.
How's that?
Good.
Like a three?
A three?
You don't want to look like you're stuck.
You don't want to look more natural.
I missed it.
Don't forget it?
It is?
This
You get a little snap
I'm like that goofy skater
I'm not goofy skater, the sloppy one
Who does really cool sloppy things
Yeah, I'm for cookie lessons
I'm for rainbows
What's up bro, what's up, G
Damn, he's tapped in
Like this, like this
It's like a parking lot trigger.
See what I did with it?
It isn't.
Holy.
Okay.
Around the outside?
Yeah, I guess it is.
Okay.
Like, I'm telling you,
like, the law person would do that in the parking lot.
It is.
I can't even do that.
You can't do it, man.
I slammed into my ankle the last time I did that.
Okay, how about manual?
Manual?
Yeah
I mean some appointments
This is so loose like
Are you okay
You should get your skate like this.
Oh man, like...
What's the wall?
Like this. Like this.
Does this look like I don't give a fuck?
It's not bad.
Drag a little bit.
And then you run like this.
You get a little run up like this.
I have a 12, I don't think at all.
I hope you get it gone.
It's fine, it's all good.
We'll, uh, we'll find...
Oh, yeah!
Uh...
They're gone?
I mean, I wouldn't complain if it's so loose, I'm gonna hurt myself, yeah, I mean.
Oh, I don't give a fuck, because in skate life?
Mmm, all that matters is skate, skate life.
Yo yo yo yo
Oh shit
That isn't even gonna do it next tool
Yeah yeah yeah
You want to buy one?
I'll buy one for you
I'll give it to you
Okay, I'll give it to you
I'll take it back
Sorry
Like, I don't want to complain
It's so loose I'm like
You tried that, so you did it, it was tasty.
Little fun fact, back in the days, when you bought those stock,
they had bubbles in it.
And you'd tighten it, and the bubble would break, and the whole thing would fall apart.
Yeah, nobody asked, it's all good.
No way.
Do you want to use it? Do you want to buy one?
Well, I just wanted to do it quick.
I need to spin it around, yeah, I'm gone, aren't you?
I don't want to waste my time.
Where you guys going?
I don't know if you know.
It's better if we don't say a problem.
Yeah, maybe.
Read that.
We're going to Laval.
Yes!
The biggest city parking in Laval.
The biggest city in Laval?
There's a new parking lot, actually.
Really?
There are View St. Paul's and Pitcher's Street.
View St. Paul's and Pitcher's Street.
Wait, really?
View St. Paul's and Pitcher's Street.
Nearby what?
Nearby...
There's nothing close.
He's like a local legend of all your sponsors.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like his turf.
Perfect.
True.
Where are you right now?
Oh, is your sponsor like Baby Wipes or?
Nah, I don't remember.
It was robbed.
It's like a little like Logan's kick job.
They're not there anymore though.
Did they lost their money sponsor him or they went under?
It's just 60 cents.
Uh, a second.
A second.
Yeah.
I'm just trying, like, just like, feeling...
Like, I don't want to...
A lot, a lot of tired loosing, I don't remember.
Just a little bit, to stop too loose.
Two.
Pass ball.
Keep it.
Do the products.
Yeah.
I'll get it too.
I got really? Yeah. Okay. Thank you Apple very much. I really appreciate that.
Cool. Thank you everyone. I'll be right here. Alright.
Thank you.
We are dead.
You know, we're going to skate or what? Yeah.
See you later.
We're going up.
I don't want to skate.
Come on, come on.
Look at that.
Yeah, I could have been upsetting people.
Wait, that's for the skate life.
That's the skate life.
Hey, get off the road.
Get off the roof.
I'm sorry, go ahead. Get off the roof.
The what?
The roof?
That's on the trunk.
Oh, the roof. The roof.
Get off the roof.
Oh my God, that's H-U-C.
I got you, see you!
Thank you man!
They control your shiproll, they control your shiproll!
Thank you guys!
This has been nice!
I don't think you heard me.
I got you!
Oh shit!
I can't believe this shit!
Alright!
Hey!
chief thank you so much for the work man I got this going on to roll with it
thank you man so Felix you want to drive no one drive yeah I'll get another
front right side I'm not gonna right you got it right in drive you got it it's
on a matter
Everybody in, everybody going.
Huh?
Everybody get in.
You guys have to get his back in the back.
Get in.
Chad, this is my new ride.
The two-door off-roader truck, right-side drive from Japan.
In Japan.
Yeah.
It's a Dakar rally homologation car.
How do you...
All right, you have to get in directions.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So to drive, you have to go to the D, okay?
The reverse is the R.
All right, Zonah.
We're going to the one way top area.
Yeah, that's right.
or whatever is nearby
If you want to put it on my don't say it if you want to put it on my map
Or whatever is there more nearby? I think that's fine. Is this any more close? No, I mean, it's pretty similar
So I think it's better to go this is this cars like not um game. So then you press it you go reverse a little bit
What's that noise is that like this is probably by it? It's like a commercial. How does it that by me?
You guys make sure you got like two meters
They're good. Yeah, you still have something to lose
Good yeah
You know this like bullish people can buy I said I never get out wait for you feel that am I am I fully spun that is left
Well, they figured out you can spend a wheel more
There you go.
What are you looking at me?
I'm enjoying the moment of what's happening.
This is skate life.
Okay, I'm good now.
Hey Chad, skate life.
Am I good?
Let me know if I'm walking.
I'm good, I'm good.
The accelerator is weird on this.
The skate tour is going to be so tight.
Alright.
Yo, oh my, yo, my left side, it's, it's like,
yeah, yeah, you should.
It's not, it's a car.
You have the GPS right there.
Flasher's the other side.
Oh, there's that.
You're flipped.
Brother, are you chilling with this?
So the good thing about the road is that there's lines.
And so you actually can drive inside those lines.
Well, I'm going to be fully on my truck style, man.
This is actually, it's an experience.
We need a heart rate monitor on the left side.
Like my left side, I have to mindfully,
like, you know what I mean?
Like, this is myself.
Listen, you have the extra third mirror, though.
So you're chilling.
Yeah, I actually use that.
I actually use that.
I
Boy that 200 heart rate I actually am
Yeah, I can't wait to drive this like the desert I'm gonna go now
Remember your bank robbery heist 200 heart rate. Yeah, I remember that she was crazy
No, the road classic
Nope. No lines anywhere.
Then left.
Yo, these brakes are uh...
Yeah, they're really present though.
Yeah, they're not like Lamborghini brakes.
Nope.
We're not driving the same car, like, to me they were totally fine.
For the whole thing.
Listen, you better show her some respect this thing.
One, two, three.
I mean, I am.
I'm trying to drive like a.
You're sitting on the brakes, one, two, three.
You're the one that's from here.
Yeah, it's green.
OK, OK, we're driving this.
You got to be from too much to the right, because of the, you know,
yeah, you're good.
I got a dude.
I mean, it's not too bad, huh?
You know, I'm not trying to rage out, but what's up with the bikes?
Yeah, the fucking bike lane. What the fuck is the bike lane?
What's with the bike lane? Here or there's no here?
If I make a mistake, you gotta tell me though.
Like, I'm not, I don't make a mistake, like driving, you know what I mean?
I'm not, I'm not accidentally.
Oh shit! No you said that!
Hey, if you mess up just hold Y to rewind.
Oh, I get it, it's a forza joke.
Not bad actually.
Venger, huh?
Relevant.
I have a seer playing this too.
Yo, you listening to Uncruck?
Is this makes you do like overage?
He's like, mom, yes it turned down the music.
Honey, shut the fuck up, mommy's driving.
You know why is this guy easy to drive in when you're just far up?
Yeah, it loosens up pretty well.
My top mirror is like not very angled properly.
I should have done a mirror trick before I started.
You're getting good.
It's like you're getting a boat, like I'm not going high ground, you know?
A boat, damn.
Is that a cop on it?
Client, car drives like a boat.
I'm not supposed to stop here, fuck.
Seeing a car drives like a boat is definitely not a cop.
Wait, really?
I thought it was gonna cool.
Not near.
Stop.
Bang.
Yeah, you wanna put on some 90s hip hop?
Here, you wanna actually DJ?
I feel like that's some skate life shit.
Yeah, here, you DJ.
Well, we need it back for the GPS.
Yeah.
I was a little dumb.
No.
I was anyway, did you jump a little?
Did you not put the chat here?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll keep it on the GPS.
Because my share of bite will look at it, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
It's green, but it's not real.
I want to get gridlock in the middle of the no stop zone,
you know what I mean?
Once you put some music on, I'll just put it on the GPS.
Oh, we're going straight?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't have a playlist.
I'll just call it.
This guy just sounds like one of those outback road,
Like car, you know what I mean?
Here you go.
How about that car?
Like an off-roader.
Like it actually does sound like it.
Be on byage with me faster.
Dude, I want this song playing when I'm smashing K-Flip after K-Flip.
transitioning into a manual 630 flash step ultra sick grind dark slide it dark
slide Magnifico that's a real tricker but like what who was the first to do a
dark slide officially his name was was it clearance of Monogu who the fuck
I think it's Clarence Monagio.
Yeah, I can't drive into him, it's like impossible.
Is this Clarence on the road?
Yeah, you can't, I don't think you can park there, mate.
Buddy, it's red for you, man.
Who would burn a red light on a bike?
You know what I mean?
Everyone.
No, London.
No, I was excited in London a while back and people were really mad.
I didn't do a bike.
I didn't do it on purpose.
It was like a bike lane.
Bike lane, pedestrian lights, you know what I mean?
Like some stupid ass lights with doors in it.
Look, you're kind of warming up to it though, huh?
A little bit.
It's not getting better much, but it's like Forza, but easier.
If I could go through the trees, it'd be a lot easier too, though.
Yeah, we just need some nights.
Yeah, please don't.
I just need Bowie nights fucking up my lap.
Holy.
I mean, technically, it's an off-road car.
It is?
We're not a...
Old Don, he's tempting me.
Old Don!
Not a demolition car, not a tree demolition car.
Okay, what kind of demolition we're talking about then?
You can call it demolition.
Are we gonna catch a light?
I don't know you waited for you to pass it to say that.
I didn't know.
It'll be about me.
The next one.
And then.
Good thing when there's a, I'll be the force.
At the next exit.
It's right and left.
Take the next left.
It's nice though.
You like the old buildings and shit?
Yeah.
I like it.
though you like the old buildings and shit yeah I like it I don't think you
can pass it any whoa they know everybody knows now need now need to get
like a like a big-ass jug of juice that's what you would do get some tea or
some um not as afforded let's see how many Jesus in can pull around this turn
I'm holding on the whole handle see it's the same I didn't get down if it goes
from from arrow to left I think I'm good but am I gonna do it oh shit one
What is it dude why are you I'm just a whore
I just it was perfect time in that car was coming like
I am the worst like I'm not a big much old driver ever
Oh look how cute he is. Oh he's hurt. Is he hurt?
He might be old. He looks old. He's got a nice coat on his coat.
Hey how do you say stop? Okay.
Okay stop him.
Okay
You should they stop really you got little marines isn't much of a London
Where we do that we say over here as well
Stop here. Oh, right? Yeah for most part. Oh, okay. Is it our stuff? Yeah
I don't usually get to say that for the phone
You can hit the bottles in the steering. Yeah, but I'm gonna break your car
That's what you know, you told me the roads are bad here. I was there on in the car that can oh
That's why you bought it. Yeah, I was like this thing go across Africa
It's not because something will go to the Sahara, it will go to Montreal.
It's a tier above.
Don't think it's a tier under, it's not.
That's crazy.
Why are there so many potholes?
Because construction, I mean, the weather sucks, true.
Old roads, very bad construction, and if I speak big trouble.
If I speak the road, they'll find me.
I like it, I'm good, right?
Do you like being in a Mungyol?
I like it!
I like this cool.
Yeah, you said that's great.
Shit, yeah, I'm blending this.
Mungyol, I'm blending this.
Yeah, you're gonna be coming.
Mungyol.
You like the city though?
No, not sure.
It's very charming to be honest.
Yeah, it's nice.
I like it.
It's like old, but like modern.
Yeah, look to your left.
Victor is very charming.
What's pastel bar?
It doesn't look charming to me.
Where do I go when I want to hit the streets?
You go to St. Catherine, and there you go.
Really? Is Catherine there?
Is she like there?
No, I think it's like an old church-related lady from
like the Jesus times.
You know, I think there's like a saint's here somewhere way and I mean, there actually is yeah
There's like a saint's here River, too
Like I got it here like all
Something yeah, yeah, and then the people got mad at the church right we go real mad and
Then they transform all the church words into swear words and so every every single like every object in a church, right?
when they say it they use it in like a slang way and that's a swear word
really like like the cupboard where they put the stuff in like the like the
thing where they speak at them all these are swear words literally that's
pretty meta it's got a cool note yeah they're like rebel against the church
well everyone's the same right it's like they rolled out partnership to
everybody everyone punishes one I didn't get that oh is it the time where they
were you could pay to get it wait you could pay for yeah there were some
times I think back in the days you know the dark ages or whatever where you
could pay to win it to go to heaven you know it's so like tickets to heaven and
it's other what's fun some of the operations oh shit what I've heard
about that yeah did you buy it no I didn't I wasn't around again these
lights man I mean like they need to bring back the manual light switchers
like these are jobs that automation took from people like every day working
managers switch those lights manually like fucking turn the shit to green like
I would turn it because look there's nothing's going on right now your heart
200 right now. I'm not I'm gonna relax actually I kind of figured it out the car is like a figure in a rally
But you can't go with the obstacles at the dodging and setting it's it's actually gonna soothing you can go over the obstacles if you want them
And that's bad boy. Well, then the car's gonna break down shit
She's built up
Built up
It's not American. It's not built up those guys. Hold it. We need it. We need it
That's real skate life?
I feel like I'm driving a bus and I got like...
Don't show rice in the background.
Bus? Like how many more insults you got?
It's like a short bus.
What are you guys doing in the back of the short bus?
Hey, it's kind of making the front of the short bus, okay?
Listen, everything outside of a Lamborghini is a bus or a van. Is that what it feels like?
I mean, look at how this thing drives, look, this is really a bus.
I'm going to show you footage of this thing winning championships, alright?
That's me.
Right.
I don't know where the MPH meter is.
It's in kilometers. That's what they use here.
I got used to the real system, the MPH.
I was, I'm glad that they match because I was matching the numbers
and so that would have been fucked if I was matching kilometers to like miles per hour.
Yeah.
I'm trying to go too fast. I'm trying to go, uh, Montreal speed, which is either zero or ten.
I had to join here.
Mmm!
It's not, I'm good?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, almost.
Almost what?
We almost did the white person's man.
Oh shit, we'll be drifting a little bit.
You see that?
Yeah.
Was it the suspender or was it the tires?
Hey, that rear wheel drive kicks in, you had some gas.
Oh, we can drift it.
Yeah.
See, see how the arrow says Ford?
That means that you can only go forward.
And then you wait for the full green, or the red arrow, but it's probably gonna be full green.
Ooh, this place is kind of hipster, like for me.
This place? Yeah.
It's actually a good place for a good send.
Really? Yeah.
Where's it going? Where's it going?
Patatipatata.
Oh, yeah, one second.
Patatipatata.
Yeah.
I've actually never been there before.
I mean, either.
Yeah, all the old spots, they're kind of washed up now. It's kind of sad.
It's like we're losing our touch.
I think we're losing our Quebec nature, you know what I mean?
The culture is being lost in the wind.
Because of what?
Because of people like you.
You know what? I kind of feel this European vibe.
I'm going to buy an overpriced apartment over here.
That's what we will do in Austin.
Oh wait, actually, like you!
Wait, hold on, like you!
Are you from Ohio?
I'm not really, I cannot identify somebody who is like from Ohio really.
What?
I moved out when I was 14, like my brain, I wasn't even a human.
Okay, that's your Ohioan then?
No, I'm not the same human.
I really am not.
Yeah, but 14 is your whole life pretty much.
Yeah, but you're fine.
It all goes down after 14.
is why you're kind of almost peaked no no no bro I'm 36 I'm in the healthiest state of my life
and you can't be too I am I'm in great shape I can do I can do 100 push ups that's just absolute
like not real okay let's not ground it whatever you've been saying all day today none of Israel
it's not oh that looks hipster and wonderful hipster is the name of our city really love it yeah
Yeah, I love it, it's pretty hipster, no?
No, it's a little Corpo.
No, it's like steampunk.
Yeah.
It's like fake ancient.
It's like postmodern.
It's like, these people are looking at me.
Aye, it's a man.
I know, they were actually waving at whoever was
at us straight up.
Not at that?
They're actually, yeah, they're fringed over.
OK.
There's somebody who knows me here, right?
No?
What is this building? This looks old.
Yeah, it's some old shit.
How did two people died out in front of here at one point?
Probably actually. This is kind of dangerous tonight.
Really?
Well, not dangerous, but you wouldn't leave your childhood.
My mom used to play softball, and she'd go nearby the parks, the big parks,
and play, and we weren't allowed to leave the lights.
It was like one of those, like, um...
Yeah.
It's like one of those movies where you go in the dark,
Like darkness falls there's no moveable. Yeah, yeah, but you know darkness and then they find you
That's gonna how it is. So I've been lights
One time we've entered off the lights and it was something
Whoa, what happened to you?
Why oh
Yo, I get to my left because they got real for a second
You know driving on the on the right is insane
Like it's already a gauge where I'm at. I'm gonna hit the cars on my left
My people who didn't see it, you know, my my my my my wide vision
Yeah, how often do you get to see him drive? Never really?
You're doing pretty good. I mean, it's okay. It's just that most of my unswenty and me looking around and fidgeting is because I can't see my left
Like I'm trying to be that realize bucket, you know
You just relax your shoulders and you like you give a little less of a fuck like this
How you lark it and you just actually feel like you're meant to drive this thing. Yeah like that
There you go. See it's just so much easier now. I need to pull the windows down and put them country music
For sure well, I don't hear
Where do we pork that's a good question
I mean if you want to pull it from maybe I'll just find a spot just get out of the car
When you're close and you think you can give me some stuff from old yeah. Oh, thank you to go. Actually don't thank you
I'm thirsty. I can't speak. I'm studying worse than usual. I'm not what do you want?
Maybe some juice some lemonade
I'm playing I don't think you can't be a party
He'll, like, get a spawn.
Oh, okay. I'll temporary park here.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, this looks exciting.
Um, seriously.
We're gonna get...
I'm gonna get so many funs.
I was gonna be a hater with a lot of flat grounds.
Okay.
Okay, my danger meter is at, like, a 2 out of 10.
I think we're gonna...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there are other skaters as well.
Do you want to put on the tool?
Yeah.
Just pull from here.
holy shit this guy is my full friend
picture
hollywood's anglais
oh why am i closing it
i need like a driver's score
antenna
chat
i can't walk out like this bro
this is
Look at this shit, I mean, like a 6th century,
I bought no pics on a white shirt bald.
Like, oh no eyebrows, no eyebrows,
stand in front of it.
Bro.
Sweet out all the sweeteners.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh no, now you do, here's no eyebrows.
Now we're getting mugged in.
Oh, is my phone still on?
Oh, I can't grab it.
Here's your way.
I'll be less than recognizable.
I'm actually going to switch this not back.
No, it's worth fitting the outfit already.
What?
The outfit in the outfit.
No, okay, I'll change that.
You can bring it and then change it after you're there, you know?
I've been out of doors, not mine.
The brother's backing down!
Yo!
How do you do fellow kids?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Wait, what did I look like?
No, no, no, no.
You stepped for real out of the car.
What is that?
You stepped for real.
Okay, just about pissing.
Sit down.
I'm out.
I'll tell you what, there's a wind, you know what, don't get a bling of wind that goes bad, like, oh, that's the wind, that's a losing mentality.
You know what, my big toe still hurts from London.
It's no good, it must be broken, it's probably broken, there's another fracture.
So you left the keys in the car door open so this man didn't he spend it with the drive out oh
Do the George's water?
Don't do that
This is nice, this is like what you offer for flat ground, nice flat ground, you know
what I mean?
We don't want to be in the rush.
We don't want to be in front of the line.
Yeah, that's fine.
I think we're going to switch to the wireless snacks, OK?
Yeah.
You guys go down the lawn.
OK.
I think I'm gonna switch to the wireless max, okay?
Yeah.
You guys want to have them on?
Yeah.
Let me try one second.
Yeah.
Dude, I wish I could have it like DRChat where I see chat.
Yeah, I know, right?
It's why you speed up like this arm thing,
but it's gonna go, oh this pool, no, no, no.
That is scary.
Yeah, that is, yo.
Hey, this is a skate game. This would be a red, it'd be red and you wouldn't be able to do it.
Maybe they, in peace here we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Heads up there.
Maybe we're not quite there yet. Yeah, yeah, you know. And you go to the tutorial. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe go talk to Johnson first. This is like a drop-in, those singles blarees.
Wait a minute. And it resets and then you're just like...
Dude, this is inverted.
Bro, I just held my skateboard right here, bro. Don't ever let me do that.
let me do that holy shit not don't let me fucking do that holy stop stop stop yeah
you drop in there a hundred thousand dollars don't do that please don't do that
I'm actually not doing it 10 bucks don't do it look like it you just died
you drop in there you get it to you oh see I would have a concoction no you
could never I don't I didn't get a fucking helmet I didn't get no no is it
I think he's about to flick on us.
Oh, he's somebody, bro.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
He's somebody.
Okay, okay.
That's cool.
You can do that.
Actually, nice.
See?
Do you think this guy looks kind of easy?
It really isn't.
It's all about the little weight transfer
and how using your knees and your weight to kind of push it and pull.
Bro, I would be in a vegetative state if I went in there.
You'd be making the decision to unplug me in like 24 hours.
All right, so how about some tricks?
Maybe we start with the basics.
The basics is just dropping in first.
Okay, how about an ollie, did you do ollie?
I mean, I can teach you real quick, but it's gonna be hard.
Okay.
What does it wanna do?
You wanna put your board down.
Okay?
Yep.
Then we want to label the sides, okay?
So where's your strong foot, the one that's going to push the board up?
How do I figure out, I saw him left handed, how do I figure out?
It's more of a leg thing.
Okay.
You can leave it there.
Slow man, slow man, let me in.
You'll see.
I think this is my like...
No, bro, just stop, whatever you were rolling, what side are you going?
This, this, wait, let me feel it.
Oh no.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're goofy, you're goofy.
You're goofy.
but he skates, come on bro
he's gonna smurf
Tim?
so left leg
did you do Ollie?
you're smurfing, I know you're smurfing
bro, I'm not smurfing
yeah yeah
okay so
so left leg
You don't have to push, right?
Yeah, so this is my strong balance leg.
Yeah, this is your tail, and that's your nose, yeah?
Yeah.
So you want to put your back foot so your left leg like this.
Maybe like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, a little bit further back.
Because you want to give it a good snap.
That left leg, further back a little bit.
Yeah, it's good.
On the back now?
Yeah, like off?
I like it's a little bit up like a little like 5% off right and your front foot
I can't hear you from around here
Front foot?
Yep
A little bit before the bolts
Okay
Let's do a good business start
But like full on like this
Like this is a good business start like this
See that?
Not bad, not bad, not bad
And then you wanna do that
Do that right now
No, do this
Like give it a good kick
You want it to flip over or do you want to control it?
Nah.
Like, your goal is to do this and synchronize it with the front foot while being against.
Dram.
Drag?
So yeah, so you want this to go like that.
Okay.
Like this?
And then bind.
With the paw like this.
Combine.
So I want to combine boom, bang, and I want to combine boom.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Fuck bro, I probably should got a helmet. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna send it
Okay, better than module
Okay
Okay, yeah, there's some pop in there and there's a pub in there. I need more I need more pop. Yeah, okay
I'll die on the bottom
Yo, yo, he's working
Yeah, that's straight smurf.
Skate fucking my car.
Cause you pop, that's good though.
I need to remember to breathe. I'm holding my breath.
I can feel myself like getting lightheaded.
Oh, okay, yeah, I'll meet you actually.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Holy shit. But then, but then,
sometimes, sometimes.
Nice to meet you, man, nice to meet you.
What's up, guys?
Ready? Do it again and give it a bigger pop.
Okay.
Like really put your back foot into it.
Okay. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. So see, if you don't feel like you're in balance, if you
don't feel you're stable, you know what happens? When you do the pop thing, not a lot of weight
will go there. You want to feel like you're in control and then do it. Otherwise, you won't
be able to give it a pop. The energy gets lost as any pure.
Feel stable and then do it. I feel real stable.
Okay. Holy shit. I was, I was,
I feel like I'm going to black out every time I do that. She's also,
I think I'm about back out. Just standing up.
Okay. Now then, hold on. I guess he trapped her action. Oh, shit.
They're moving. Oh no. He's farming. Holy God.
Now we're ready for the big leagues.
Yo, low for a buff.
Now then?
Okay.
Give it some body into it.
Okay.
Put your, like...
It's a weight transfer.
Like everything they said, mate.
Yep.
You know what?
You gotta...
The power comes from like that side.
Okay.
Bang!
From what side? This side?
It comes from this side?
No, your back leg.
Okay.
This side.
Like that?
Really?
Lean into it, like, give it, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Boom!
Because that's what you crank it, and then bang!
Yo!
You know what I mean?
OK.
Why am I rolling?
That's good.
If you're rolling, you're keeping more energy.
Not bad.
I've got to land.
I'm so ready.
It's not bad.
I'm just going to keep sending it, sending it, sending it.
It's good because you're not losing energy going backwards.
OK.
Okay.
It's gonna happen in my street life.
Yo, I'm almost blacked out.
Again, again, again, again.
I'm almost blacked out.
It's all right, you're getting there.
Bro.
But, you know the buddy right now?
You feel like this?
This is the real deal.
See?
The weight is everywhere.
Right?
Be stable, be strong.
Put them into the rain.
It's really good.
This is really grippy.
It's very good, because of your mother.
Like when I fail, my balance goes all over the place.
My feet are stuck on the board.
I see that.
Because you're not rolling.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Let's introduce a little bit of movement.
Just a little bit.
OK.
Action about it.
It's a battle.
It happens early on when people skate.
It's not synced.
Yeah, there's EU ping in between my feet.
It has to be very synced.
Yeah.
OK, wait, wait, wait.
How synced is it?
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like.
It's like.
Bwaah!
Like, it's, it's like, it's like.
Yeah.
And the front foot is gradual.
from like, it's exponential energy.
Like, this is a zero to a hundred,
and this is like more of a curve.
Yeah, got it.
It's not, it's more, bam!
Yeah.
See ya.
All right.
Whoo.
Okay, still the Eupig better better what I'm not doing is I'm not committing to the to
the pop and then the energy set at the back of now as even if you want to pop it it can't
go anywhere because you're still at the back of it.
Feel like this?
It's going to have to be a transfer, like back to front.
Right.
OK.
I think I need speed for my immersion.
I think I need some speed for my immersion.
I need some juice a little bit.
Not that heart rate.
Bad.
I think I got cars and shit.
That's a nice move there.
You'll hit me.
I can't bring it up.
Okay.
It's really a sink problem.
I'm okay.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing boom.
Yep.
I'm not, you know, you're supposed to press Y and X at the same time.
I'm only pressing Y.
Yeah.
I'm letting go of Y and then I'm pressing X.
Yep.
The body isn't going with it, you know?
Like, kind of, do this, do this, do this, kind of like this.
It's kind of like this.
Yeah.
It's kind of like that.
It's a full body thing.
Yeah.
the board. I need some juice. I need some lemonade. Even if you can't, back when I was
young, back in my days, I used to get bullied. I would do the biggest gaps, the biggest jumps.
And I couldn't Ollie like you I could only really but I would go so fast. I didn't have to Ollie
I'd give it a little mini pop
realm
You know you have to give you a bunch of tricks without you can do shit like this
Like what out without Ollie all the shutters it you don't need but I like that this
I mean
How do you not eat shit when you do that you what I mean when you practice that?
You got to eat shit. Yeah
Those are no risk, but you know, it's like a
Yeah, I can't I'm gonna eat you doing it
All right, we had a little bit of we had a little bit of so
And that promise though the way energy I need I need to go it's like you're giving it away
Yeah, I need full body big energy. I need you want to do it take it
Yeah, I need full body.
Yeah.
You want to hear that snap?
Spang!
This?
Damn!
Okay.
Okay, okay, better if the body was in there.
We're getting some air time.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay.
Better, Ashley.
Okay.
Better, Ashley.
OK, I need to get that confidence in.
See?
Almost.
Then that's what I want.
There still?
Yep.
See?
From this.
More like it.
I'm not going to be doing this.
That is.
Is that how I look when I'm doing it?
Yeah, a little bit.
I've got to relax a little.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe don't go as fast.
Yeah.
Just...
Okay.
Okay, good.
Now let me...
Maybe we'll have more of a jumpy.
Let me know if your legs are all there by itself.
What about if your body does a jump?
Because if you're on it, it cannot lift up the ground.
We'll give it some space.
Give it some space.
Body.
Damn.
Give it some air.
Okay.
Okay, okay, if your pop is stronger there the holding goes higher. Yeah, way better
Okay, I see I was getting a lack of air right there, but it's any very mechanical to the game. What's that?
Maybe very mechanical, but
Okay, well I'm telling you
If the kick is better and the motion there this goes higher with a jumpy
Bang!
Okay.
It's the sink of the kick and the jumpy.
Alright, alright, alright. You got a breath or no?
I'm spamming, I'm spamming.
Stand bar, stand bar, coming back up.
Stand coming back up.
I think I've only got, I'm gonna cut it half already.
I'm not getting that air.
I'm going to get that air right now.
At the end of the day, it's a jump.
Why can't I jump?
I think overall, I think I'm spamming too much right now.
Let it, the brain like a sponge.
Yep, you gotta wait a second.
Let it soak, at least the water goes out.
Also, one more thing, try for noobs.
You put your foot further back.
The further back your foot is, the sharper the pop is.
Right.
Like look, I'm here like, I can put all my weight.
See this?
But when I'm over here, like a lot more energy.
It's like a spoon.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, okay.
Honestly, this is kind of depressing.
Why?
Because I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not at the park.
I'm seeing all these modules that I could, like,
I could rip.
Why don't you do that?
I just feel like I'm gonna die.
You know what I mean?
I feel like I lost my power at the most.
It'll come back, it'll come back.
It'll come back.
It's going to come back, it's going to come back, it's going to come back.
That was good.
That was like 50 points on those, on 30 points.
Make your bail to get more.
That was good.
You know, I'm gonna get my wallet and I'm gonna go get some juice.
I can't wait.
I need juice like now.
I don't have any to drink all day.
Hey.
Okay.
This is a pretty cool map.
This map, this map is called exit.
They got the little RTX, little puff ball.
The foliage is shit though.
If you go too close, the foliage, it's like a JPEG.
Lazy devs.
If you go beyond the foliage, immediate map box.
You just fall through the map, right?
When you go on the other side.
Was that real?
Yeah, I was dizzy.
Nah, it wasn't real.
Does that mean?
Still mean.
These are two minutes close to two.
No, I'll wait.
The only thing that's going on is just here, where we're going to go.
All right.
Can you skate at all?
Right?
Not like part.
I used to downhill long-haul.
OK.
Can we do a cool line?
Can I follow you?
With like four modules.
OK.
This is as you can follow me.
It really feels like I want to do it, but I can't.
Like your body has energy?
You want to unleash it?
Yeah.
But there's no how to.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going.
All right, go for it.
I was just going to make a clue on the modules.
Just send your line.
No, no, I'm not.
That isn't too bad.
It looks crazy late tonight.
You pressed left bumper right as you fell to catch that fall.
Yeah.
Just to save some points.
That was some cool tricks, but I'm scared of it.
I'll show you something.
I'm going to aim it.
What's up mate?
Yeah, I got you man.
That's my job.
Thank you man.
How are you sir?
I think I heard a flashbang from the front
There's someone in your phone
Do you want to go here or I can bring you something?
Oh, I have a nice idea
Can you help me bring something?
Guys, I'm gonna describe the mics because it's probably gonna get out of range and make a bunch of buzzing sounds, so.
Just give me a second.
I was gonna grab him a drink.
I can grab him.
Can you grab some too?
Yep.
Here's two.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go back to the wireless nights guys, one second.
Are you in pain?
Thank you.
Fuck, I touched a bunch of hands.
I'm not as big a fool.
I'm going to do it like this, and it will touch the inside.
That's it, that's it, both of them.
I feel fucking...
This is 50 cents juice.
He made that.
This is why I'm so gangster. I drink a shit of a species sense.
This is tough.
Reminds me, when I'm in LaValle, I have to dodge the boat to get to school.
This big crossing, it cross higher.
I have to be Neo.
Dodge the boat.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah.
I want that W.
I just I don't want to hit that daily ceiling, you know. Oh, we've been there. I've been there
With a skater guys cool or they just antisocial
There was no real skaters is all lovers I only I don't think I've ever been to school with one actual skater
Like usually you get like one skater per school and I'm kidding
Like they would all I do it like I was a lot of no like oh you know what
They were they were cool never cool they were cool, but with these guys like
We get into the basement they're like rich kids
They're like richer and they would put some 41 and
And if we jump on the sofas downstairs and just trash
like like
It's like one of those business right it's gonna
It's gonna tight and it's like three big ass over the walls right we blast them 41 and we just go
And we take that this pillow the bang bang a traffic fucking maniac show is hard
you
You see it right there, right?
We can almost have your toes grip side of the board like this.
And all you have to do is, you have to scoop it.
And the front foot doesn't flip.
You know what it flips?
This foot is good like this.
So just scoop forward like this.
Yep, that one had a lot of pop though.
Are you like, is that slamming into your ankles
and shit when you do that?
No.
at least I'm not gonna leave me with that.
Damn brother, I'm watching this.
Look at that, we got an audience man.
Oh shit?
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
Oh my viewers.
Hello.
You can tell my viewers because they're older.
Ha ha ha.
Wow, it's here, it's here, it's here.
Hey, wait, what if my, what if that's not the,
what if my feet are backwards?
It wouldn't be.
If you were skateboarding, maybe not skateboarding, you would know automatically.
Oh, that feels horrible.
It feels terrible.
It's why people don't appreciate the difficulty of skateboarding.
When they see some guy do like a fucking switch hard flip nose blunt,
like brother, that shit is like mind spaghetti.
Bro, it's like tech tech, but instead of fingers, it's neat, man.
Okay, more power, more jumpy.
Like, you know what, forget about the front foot.
Just go to the back foot.
Okay, I got to focus on that back.
Focus on getting a good snap.
Bang!
Yes!
Okay.
A little bit more jumpy.
Nope, not enough jump.
I'm not anticipating it. Yeah, you're waiting for the popper. I'm leaving you to make it pop
Make it fucking pop make it fucking pop
Sure, if they want to yeah, so if they want to come on this everyone's come in and do again escape
I'll do that. I know a few tricks that this people can do
Oh, yeah, but
No, we know you do that you wait until people skate see the skill level
He said I want to be like a yo give me skate and get any with Ali and I mean
I like now do the kind of bitch
I'll look at all command for a guy like a do kickflash yeah
Yeah, I'll look at all one of them in
OK.
What's up, mate?
It doesn't matter.
No, no, what do you like?
I like it.
The one?
Yeah.
Thank you, my guy.
OK, bye, man.
Yeah, I can't remember.
This is his brother, Cyr.
Bonjour.
Very good, very good.
Do you want to say a word?
Yeah, he doesn't speak French anymore.
Oh, that's all right.
Yeah, you do a lot of heroin.
And at one point, he's just going to snap.
And he hasn't been able to.
I think he's probably going to play.
Yeah, perfect.
And you're here too.
I'm sure you're going to be around.
Austin, Texas.
Yeah, you can speak English.
Yeah, you can speak.
Austin, Texas.
Nice, nice.
That's cool.
So how are you joking?
No, I'm doing all right.
Cool to see you guys around.
You're going to have a good day.
OK, good to see you.
Thank you.
What's up?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you man.
Yo, absolutely, absolutely.
So man, I was admiring the sight of somebody who should have seen it, it's cool.
I like that.
But wait for me actually.
What?
You know it's not.
What are you saying?
That's crazy.
Yo, no, no, no.
Good to see you.
Okay, man. Holy shit. Oh my god. All right. Hey to my chat who knows that's Ashley
Some lore
Is it bad immunity lore?
No, just wild wild just wild
I'll explain it
All right, I'll explain later. I
Just get something to do again escape. All right. Do it. I mean, I'll let them come up cuz all the way the big group over there
I'm scared of
There's like a big group of swarming up there like a pack of mobs
If I get aggro you get the whole pack
See that one counts cuz I drew oh, oh now watch this
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom I feel better now feel better now
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Oh shit.
Oh my god, that got me really bad.
What is that?
That motion, you have to really commit to it.
That was a half cap heel and basically it's like this and then you heel flip on the inside
And you rotate that looks uncomfortable. Yeah, you have to recommit to the motion
Is that when people land on their nuts exit? That's actually exactly what happens
I got this
Click on new shoes it grips a lot so much drag
I got a bag.
Got a bonnet.
Like everything involving front foot
when I was very sketchy.
I'm scared.
Hey.
Ready?
Get that shit torn up.
You think?
It's a little steep on my line.
Huh.
Damn.
I really want to.
What?
Just go down there?
No, it's just this rail.
It's just a little, uh, like, when you're testing it out, right, like, there's water
in there.
That's crazy.
Like, what?
Well, nothing when you're testing a rail, what you do, you pop, you get on it, and as soon as you touch, you just whip it forward and you jump out.
This is just a test of how slippery it is, but I don't have confidence in doing it.
I'm a bitch ass.
How long does it take to be able to grind?
No, no, it's not my confidence.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
There's this hole right there.
I did it a little bit, but I'll give it a try.
Maybe I'll do the whole thing.
Just to see the balance.
I think I'm telling you, like,
I think my power is almost, it's coming.
I'm almost, I don't know.
It's fine, it won't.
Oh man, thank you man, thank you too man, nice to meet you man, so have a nice evening.
All kinds of...
Oh, sorry, I'm in a short...
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I knew what you did.
Yeah, here we go.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just step the hell.
Step the hell, I'll come towards you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah, man. That's the same, man.
What are you telling him?
That's the same, man.
Just a couple hours just to get in a little bit.
You didn't switch my legs a little bit.
Exactly.
That's what I mean.
Come on.
This is gonna be a good trip, isn't it?
I'll face it.
I'll see you soon.
Hey, welcome to your next quest. You did a pretty good job on that smack dab 550.
It's not a 550.
What's up man?
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
What's up?
I'm doing great. I'm doing great.
Oh shit, thank you man.
I'm doing great. I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
Shit, thank you man.
What are you doing?
I'm doing great.
Oh, very cool.
The order, the prints, the bag, everything in the house.
Oh, very nice, man.
Oh, thank you, man.
I appreciate it very much.
I don't know what you wear, so I took a guess.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate the clothing, man.
Thank you.
I could use some clothes.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you, boss, man.
Anytime you need some merch, you can go to services too, bro.
Thank you, man.
Sorry, I'm out of breath, sorry.
No problem, bro.
Take care, man.
Hold me.
Yeah, you got some loot.
Little drop right there.
This looks like some green loot.
Yeah.
Could be gray, but I don't think it could be blue.
You never know.
Could be purple.
I'm gonna put it in my resolute.
Oh shit.
Thank you, sir.
You gonna get this?
Thank you so much.
I dropped it from down there.
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna have a breath, man.
Yo, I'm gonna get my guard on check
and I'm gonna become Sonny Hawk.
I'm gonna become a...
I'm gonna become a breath.
Hold on.
Thank you, man.
You ready? This is the... this is the vitamin Oli special.
Okay. My 50 cents.
Yeah. The Oli 50 cent.
God damn it, man. I need to get that.
50 cents is a little mad about that one.
No, no, no.
Foot's for the back of it. Yeah, good
They had like three joules of energy
Yeah
Have a good day man. You too man. I can't get that it's really it's
look at this right now this right yeah we want is it not only that's only that
but with a jumpy you want to get some power get some air you some direction
like this I get like this bro you look like a koi character yeah no you look
like this look like in Philly like holy shit give it some juice
It's like point. It's like, it's like, watch.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, here it is.
Hey, watch this.
Tell me I'm gonna do it.
All right.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at that.
With a jumpy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I'm watching.
Here's some pop.
Yeah, easy, easy, easy.
Okay. Fuck, man.
Reverse.
Okay.
Now we're waiting for Philly.
Somehow I hurt my shoulder.
Yeah, I had this in there too.
Now with them Phyllis in a fucking LA with that one.
No one's like this.
There we go.
Hey.
Okay, here it comes.
Okay.
It's this.
Toss that.
All right, I'm ready to skate.
Let's go.
Yo, I get I would have speed I could probably do that over there on the way up
No, dry on the top top buns
Maybe go away there, I'll give it a shot
Okay
What about this?
With the ankle breaker tricks?
No, no, no.
I think something that doesn't require any pop
would be a shove it like this.
Well, that pop, but you can do it without pop, I guess.
No pop required.
That one is more of a lever action.
See this?
You feel like this, right?
Slight, like a manual using it, right?
Slight and
like this.
See this? Like this?
You know what I mean? You only have...
Don't even do it.
Just do the motion like I do there.
Look at this.
And look at this.
Hey, are my trucks too loose?
They're pretty loose.
We can get the tool.
I'm gonna do an Ollie.
He's losing energy on that, for sure.
I'm gonna do an Ollie right now.
Yeah, I said it.
Can I do it when I'm going backwards like this?
I wouldn't because that would be a fakey and fakey requires your back foot to lean
Right other direction
Okay
It's not bad no it is give it a shove shove it come on give me that shove it I
Feel like I'm gonna eat shit if I do that one okay, okay wait
So that would be a fakey a little bit of that right?
this
Push it forward.
Remove your back foot automatically.
Your back foot, let it do its job and remove it.
Yeah, yeah.
Do it, now do it with all of it, more lever.
More, more what?
More like.
More leverage.
Yeah.
Yo, that's it.
Okay.
Now the trick is that the more pressure you put on this,
the more you increase or turn radius.
It's like this.
Instead of doing it like this.
So more but I feel like these are tricks you really practice the helmet on
Okay
Okay, yeah, now yeah
Yeah, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Meow.
Yeah.
Send it.
Now remove your foot off the back end.
It's just these are so.
Remove your foot off the back end.
What?
I always feel it.
No, I always feel like it's easier.
The more ignorant I am.
What?
Yeah, when I start learning the mechanics,
is when I start fucking up.
OK, fucking mechanics.
Just do the motion.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need to tighten those tracks, but the motion is good.
Now, over time, it should look like a bit like this.
But with no pop, it shouldn't mean popping.
That could help you unlock it from the ollie.
That's not bad, way better.
See, it's tightening it, it's tightening.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, you know.
Okay, now you can tighten, you can tighten the angle.
You can just, see, you can like tighten it.
More whip, you see the back foot?
Yeah.
This whip, like this.
The more whip, yeah.
I gotta catch it.
the less far it'll go.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Okay, see, the ball's going less far away as you're going.
Yeah.
Wow.
Ooh.
Not fucking bad.
If I could get rid of my foot.
Sharper, faster than that doesn't.
Okay.
The whip was good.
What?
Not bad. It feels bad, but it's not bad.
It's because your front wheel got caught on it.
I feel like I almost broke my ankle, my knee.
Yeah, my back, my C5, my C4.
Okay.
Well.
Good.
That is actually wiggled in the knees.
It's fucking hard.
This is damn hard, man.
Now you can whip it really bad.
Round.
We check this out.
The more you learn how to give it power on the back, the closer you get to the ollie.
The ollie is all about delivering power and keeping the energy.
Because the energy of the leg gets lost.
You lose the energy.
It's probably when your trucks are loose, you lose the energy.
Yeah.
That isn't.
Just like that, yeah.
That isn't.
There you go.
That isn't.
That's crazy.
And some primal shit.
Hold on.
I think we'll break it 5,000.
Damn.
Okay.
I think we'll break it 5,000.
Damn.
Okay.
Damn
That's not accurate, but
There's some freestyle shit
I'm gonna do something like this
There's a number four
It is this
There's a number four
It is
Okay, you'll be surprised, but that's not what I used to do
I think you should I get on watch this you do like that oh my god hold on
you really do it nolly back shove sex change okay so that's crazy he looks like
You look like you're in pain, bro, and look what you're not 40 are you?
I can feel my body. You know how I'm like, you know how I'm like the
MMOs
When they show like a red body part. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're fully yellow with reds. Yeah, I can feel the reds
Thank you, I have to like Tarkov
When you just search me your entire body. Yeah, it's all black
Dude, if I don't do an Ollie, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
Fuck, stop that.
No, no. I'm not giving the pop.
Sometimes you do more motion.
I'm going to practice just the pop.
Okay.
You can do only back.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay, more slam.
I felt that a little bit.
I haven't seen Shat in a while, go get my phone.
My fingers are going to be bad for gaming now, because I'm rubbing it on the, I'm going
to get gripped fingers.
Go get my phone.
Wrong one.
You're the black one.
Thank you.
That could have leaked.
Do you have the tool?
Yeah, I have it.
Thank you, man. Sorry if I gave you a minute to go back and forth.
Oh.
See you. Give me that.
Oh, my God. You're a good paper.
Ah.
What? It's grippy.
That's hard work. Yeah.
You're a good paper.
Oh, my God. You're a good paper.
It's grippy.
It's hard work, yeah.
I'm telling you, it feels like my feet are magnets.
Like magnets.
How much would this realistically change my goal?
A lot.
Because it's going sideways a lot and a lot of energy is getting lost.
Think about it, a car, right?
If your suspension is loose, you're losing speed.
Because the energy is getting lost in the suspension, that's why it's doing it.
This is acting like a suspension, you're losing energy.
It's all that pop you're getting, you're not getting a lot already.
It's taking all of that out.
If it's really stiff, it gets not great either.
But at least you're keeping all the energy in.
This should be a lot better, but so pretty bad. Okay, I think it's a lot better. I'll give it a half a turn more
Try it
Try it just just
Just rolling a little bit because the early turns almost do nothing
Okay.
This is a lot better.
Okay.
That's my fault.
I think a little bit,
he plays a little bit more like a one third twist.
Okay, I start pop.
You jump over an ant, I'm not getting more.
You want more?
Yo, that was an ant ollie?
The tool?
Was that an ant ollie?
I start and move up.
You know, hearing that makes me feel like it's possible.
It's kind of crazy.
I think that if I do it once,
I'm gonna be able to do it again.
Yeah, you know what?
Back in days, people used to bully me
And they used to say, I won't show this guy to jump over my finger.
So if you put over a finger, because you are doing an ant,
you can do a finger.
Then two, then three.
Now you're.
Yo, I feel like I'm in the video game.
Like idle animation?
I mean, you all are your stats away down.
Idle animation?
How's that?
Watch this.
Here we go.
You like that?
All right.
Come on, brother.
Don't be shy.
Come on, man.
Skate shit.
There you go.
Yeah!
That's not bad at all.
Was that an ant?
Uh, can I just leave it over here?
Like that?
I'll leave it here, it's fine if it breaks.
I'll come see it once in a while.
Hey, we did a little bit of something.
It's not bad at all.
At least now, I'm telling you, I'm not kidding.
A little bit more commitment.
A little bit more.
Instead of doing it like this.
Yeah.
The energy stays in the motion, you're getting,
like we're seeing more pop.
We wanna hear that shit crack.
It only matters if Chad's laughing.
That's the only thing that matters.
If Chad's laughing at me, then I'm still not good enough.
Which I'm saying, a couple minutes with the Ws.
No.
No, no, no, I got some work to do.
I got some work to do.
Woo!
Okay.
Yeah, I need to save that for the skate game. I need to get somebody.
Oh, fuck. I was doing it.
And go, bam!
I'm not dizzy.
Hold on.
Look.
AFK skating game.
Bro, this is like a chooser skater, you know, when a skater is sitting down and you hover
him and he moves, right?
Yeah.
Now you choose your skater, you have to choose your default stance and then, you know what
I mean?
And then you do it, somebody will choose you and then you go and do a little move, so
They do not choose me, hover me.
You see that? I didn't get chosen.
No, they hovered me.
Oh. I thought they chose you.
No, they hovered me.
That's my mission! That's my mission move!
Five year old chooses his first character.
There's a truck in front of you.
Wait, is that there?
50-50s on round.
This will be the confidence.
I should ask this guy to lose the best, and it's just like a second best.
Okay.
Now you're gonna do this.
You guys, do you guys skate a lot?
Do you guys get like ground tricks?
I want you to get a skate, do you want me to get a skate?
See, this one I want to avoid, I want...
See, I didn't want to...
Like...
It's like some friendly shit, I didn't want to...
Alright.
Do you guys like, um...
Well nothing, nothing bad, I don't want to put all the...
Like what can I trick you guys do? Like you clip your clip.
Okay, okay, you know.
I said it.
You guys want to do an actual like a...
Okay, send it.
Alright, let's go.
Good.
Alright, do you want to give the mic to him?
Double the chat.
Alright, we'll...
Just put it on, okay?
Ready?
Sorry, give me a skate, give me a...
Chad, give me a skate, basically.
The guy, somebody sets a trick,
please set the trick.
So, the trick, he lands it,
everybody else has the mimic, the same trick.
They don't get a letter.
They fail, they get one letter,
S, K, all it, all it, E, skate.
And then they lose, or you lose, why lose?
There's one oh
Really?
Oh
No, I could never I had the hack and never also never know you get smurfed on it
Okay, so I'm like no you just flip it. Yeah. Yeah
Do you want to be on bin? Do you want to be in?
But you don't see it. It's me for everybody you want to play you get play
I'm not going to embarrass anybody or whatever, we're just playing for fun, it's whatever.
Alright.
Ready?
We're gonna try?
Alex?
You skate?
No.
Oh, he doesn't skate?
Okay.
Are we ready?
Okay, first.
Yeah, you set.
Oh, we're gonna have mics?
Yeah.
Shit.
Oh, we're sick, yeah.
You put the mic on?
Yeah.
You're gonna have mics?
Yeah.
Shit.
I'm sick, yeah.
You put the mic on?
Can you put the muggle?
If you don't want to, you're good by the way.
Yeah, we're second.
Um, no actually.
We can just go counterclockwise.
Okay.
I can't go.
Yeah, we'll just do counterclockwise.
Sorry, Tom, I was preparing the mics.
Yeah, Mikey.
Okay.
If people are saying mics are being...
I'm not sure why though.
It's all good.
Okay.
You all right?
Okay.
That's it, that's it.
That's it.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, actually that's nice.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, I have big spin, a fakie big spin.
Fakie big spin, shit.
Oh, can I go over there?
See this is called choking it.
Brick for brick.
I'm choking really bad.
Nice, Mikey.
Oh, shit, okay, what was that?
A back 180.
Actually smooth.
Now we can cover the trigger.
Oh!
Good shot, you're fucking funny.
Fucking drop, Swabby.
Nice.
I think they're later.
Yeah, you got them like you.
Yeah, I gotta do what you want.
That's your trick, yeah.
It's your trick.
You can do tricks twice.
You don't have to...
Straight letter out of me.
Almost, almost.
Almost, no, no, I'm the last one, I got the red one.
Someone said blah blah blah for a second.
What do you mean by that?
What?
I have hair.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it's okay.
I think you're gonna, I think I'm gonna, I think it's red hat, black hat, you mean.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna take the red one, the last one now.
Well, I don't really matter, does it matter?
Okay.
Order remains always.
Oh good.
Oh!
Okay.
Oh!
Oh my.
Is that, that's me?
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just getting,
I'm getting a chance.
Here we go.
Come on man.
Oh.
Holy shit, some freestyle shit.
Oh no.
Kick, kick foot.
Yeah, we're all gonna die in the kickflip.
Yeah, for real.
Oh my f***.
You know.
Jesus, so far we've been the only one to land something like this.
Nice, good stuff, good stuff.
That's the best thing.
Okay, now we're all gonna do kickflip.
Can you do kickflip?
Yeah, just try it, just try it, yeah.
I got it, I got it.
I got it in this one.
Oh!
Press, press.
Almost.
Do you get it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Is that you?
No, it's you.
I just get it.
It's you?
Is it full return or is it red hat, black hat, or no hat?
I'm not going to get it.
He's going to give us a little bit of a push shot.
Some final shot.
I'll just do a pop shot of it.
The lights are too bright, bro.
The lights are way too bright.
Oh, shit.
Did you get it?
No, but close.
He's almost trembling.
Just so you die, bro.
I've got an option.
No, no, no.
He's on the wheel of the guy.
He dies.
Yeah.
No, the camera's gonna move.
I want it to put the level.
Oh, Fakie.
Fakie, Fakie, Fakie.
Oh, she has an MC.
Back.
Fakie, front side?
Front side.
Yeah, Fakie, front side.
Fakie, you're going to go forward for the last time.
Come on.
See, front side.
No, it's back side.
Sorry, it's Fakie back side.
It's Fakie back.
Just a little bit forward, or forward?
I'm just going to go forward.
I'll take it back.
It's up front or up front?
OK.
I'm not letting anything go.
No, you're not letting anything go.
Nice, nice, nice.
That was so sharp.
Road turns and on and the pressure's hot.
Whoever stepped it?
Yeah, that's my turn.
Reset, yeah.
Yeah, I'll do the pop shove again.
Pop shove.
That's right.
Action eyes though.
Yeah.
Almost almost.
Yeah, I'm not getting cut.
I mean, no, it's good because I'm watching excuses.
You don't want me out there.
Well, I'm on ass.
Yeah.
Have you gotten a letter yet?
Yeah, you got the kickflip.
Yeah, I got three letters.
You got a skater?
Man, I'm a water.
I'll do it.
I'll lend a little time.
It's you, man.
It's you.
We can switch to the PIG, if you want.
Oh!
You got it next time.
That's me.
I mean, can I do a board slide?
You can do what we want.
You guys want to do well?
I want to do a board slide.
OK, a board slide.
Just a little top at the end.
That's crazy.
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, let's go!
Is he gonna feel regular?
I'll do it on the way back
That's a good one to land
I'll do it on the way back
Yo, I hate you
Sorry China, I'm multitasking
I'm trying to find some stuff with Alex
I'm texting, but I'm back now
Practice time, practice time
I actually got a letter.
I forgot these fucking...
You got to try your board slide.
You might as well try it.
With your luck you might fucking get it for the first time.
For real.
He's on fire.
Yeah, Mikey! Yeah, Mikey!
Good try, good try.
Thank you, man. Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
All right, my trick again.
There you go.
He's ready.
Is that it?
No, no.
You got a pop shot.
It's my trick again.
Let's just do it all the way onto the man.
He's hot.
Okay.
I think he switched up to a pig.
It's a sassor.
Okay.
I don't want to get you cucked out.
I was lucky.
I almost clipped it.
Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of State Pop.
It's my turn.
I'm going to be the first one.
Another episode of State Coppings down at 26.
Today I'm going to be doing what I do best, watching from the sidelines.
Let's get into it.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Did you jump on it?
Yeah.
Finally.
Yeah, you got it, Mikey.
Come on.
Show us what you got, buddy.
Nice.
Come on, buddy.
You got this.
Just be the board.
I didn't know I was warmed up.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like fun.
You actually like your hip 60 coming around.
Oh, shit!
Who's guys crazy?
Geez, oh!
He's got to clear me.
He'll clear me.
The big guys.
Anyone here?
I don't know.
Did they get these guys?
Yeah.
Again, the vario's still down.
Uh, all right.
Let's do a little air off the hit.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Where is he going to do it?
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
Yes, of course.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, just let it slip through the wall.
Like, you want to come out of the car?
I'll fill in, don't do...
I don't have to be active too long, if he was just like PIG, three letters.
If the members just skate, they just pig it.
If you guys have never won a pig, you can play pig and basketball.
What's your name?
I have one life.
Oh, you guys have a bunch of letters?
I didn't see.
Oh, yeah, I didn't send it.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't send it then.
Okay.
Who started this then?
My turn.
Did you do the air off the hip?
On the hip way off the second hip. I just did air into the small transfer off
This the slope your one like the easier one where yeah, yeah
Nice
You might as well go at it like you just kind of want to
Alright, Jesus, what else can I even fucking do?
Okay...
Okay, what's your point if you hit the pool?
5-0, 5-0 on the...
I could try it.
5-0 on this guy.
I'm gonna have to do it, that'll do it.
No, it's like a manual on the coping and then you drop back in.
It's not really coping, you can do it.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Is it my turn?
I mean, we're gonna do the tricks, huh?
Oh, no.
I think I'm gonna throw one at a time.
I mean, you might as well.
I thought there was gonna be a pipe, but it's sharp.
Go again, give it again.
He's going about the right speed.
Good try, good try.
The top, I thought it was going to be like a whole pile.
Go for it again.
It's like a triangle.
I don't want to go.
This here.
Oh!
Almost, almost.
I got it.
I'll put it there.
I'm running out of tricks here.
What else can I do?
All right, all right.
I'm dead.
You're dead.
I almost pulled my mic.
Oh, I just got the crook on it.
I just want to try it again.
Like that.
Yeah, go.
You're gonna try it.
I'm dead, I'm just gonna practice it.
So who's left?
I've asked.
You've asked?
Okay, I think you're setting again, right?
You're setting again, right?
Yeah.
I've just set it.
I'm ready.
Let's do the happy jump.
Someone's down.
You're unlocking the full DLC.
We're just pulling all the tricks in.
If you jump.
Damn, if you did that, I might have to sip it.
Yeah, if you ran your...
Yeah, I'm literally...
I'm literally trying to...
I'm not gonna do a bunch of other tricks.
Like, now I'm in trouble.
I lost the reins.
Oh!
Yeah, I found it.
Good turn.
Thank you, thanks man.
I'm not gonna redo.
Whoa.
It's all that we do for like a day, for like a tow drive.
Okay.
What the fuck am I doing?
Just do a varial.
Okay, so now we're doing varial fit.
Now we're doing varial fit.
Oh.
Big spin in front.
Are you dead?
Oh, shit!
Yeah, it's definitely close.
Nearly, nearly.
Okay, this...
Yeah, we're in this court now. Goodness.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Let's see.
Ugh.
Okay.
Let's do a varial in the bank, maybe.
Varial in the bank again, should we?
Yeah, in the bank.
Oh, anyway, should we get some food with this?
Want to get some food?
Yeah.
No.
All right.
Okay.
I'm going to end this before I go.
Should I pull?
Yeah.
And now I land my Vario.
Oh!
That was a weird one.
I'm going to wrap it up with some bullshit tricks.
Before the street fit?
Vario.
Yeah, I'm the one who's done it.
Taking front side.
I'm going to wrap it up with some bullshit tricks.
Before the street fit?
Vario.
Yeah, I'm the one who's done it.
I'm making you frontside, I'm making you backside
Alright
I'm making you backside
I need lives
Yeah that's big for me
Is that what I did?
That's big for me
Is it?
Oh no, no, no, no
I'm...
You go on
These guys are playing skate so fuck it
Okay
Is that what I did?
I'll number five
I need an evidence left
I need two
Two?
I guess two
Oh, he's that S I think or S K. Dude, I'm getting all the mixed up man
Oh, yeah, oh that I didn't see
Nice, yeah
Oh my god
I'm not surrender from chef
Yeah, I miss my shop really bad. That's a regular show
Switch no
Haha, I got it, I got it, I got it.
A little bit, I did that.
Just a shove.
I think some sweet, I'm not sweet.
Nice.
I even put a pop on it.
I did not put a pop on it.
Oh.
Look how it's nasty.
Two in the corner, one letter left.
I had two left.
Two left.
All right.
I'm going to land the varial.
I'm going to get it.
Varial, right now.
Go.
I'm actually not bad though.
Okay, all right.
Oh, he got it.
Oh!
I do not have that one in my bag.
Thank you, Flip.
Let's see, let's see.
Oh, shit!
Okay, finish it up.
Oh my fucking god!
Yo, get a lock in, boys.
I need a self lift, man.
Yo, what's going on there?
Put a fucking needle in there.
I'll do a heel.
Okay.
Oh, that was clean.
Nice, nice, nice.
That's it, I'm out.
Good game, good game.
Good game, man.
Good game, guys.
How was fun?
Good game, man.
Thanks.
Thanks for playing, guys.
Thank you.
Can I get some food?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, hey.
But now that it's absorbed in,
I'm going to get some food.
then? Okay, this is where you go. I'm gonna try. Not bad. Oh, okay, I gotta land it. That
was way closer. It's fine. Dude, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. The motion, the motion is
good it like the energy is going where you want it that's like 90% good it hey
this is it this is it now or never that's because you know rolling let's go
What's up guys? What's up man? What's up?
Yeah I got it. Yeah push on.
I look like a cracker.
So whenever you're not moving, the energy you're putting in here, instead of just moving since there's wheels, it goes out that way.
So you're losing all that juice. That's why fakie is the opposite.
When you go a little bit, you go like this then.
Yeah.
I mean.
Makes sense.
Good game there.
When you put your body in it, that's when it really pops up.
Right, this is the last one.
OK.
All the progress is the one kicker.
Actually good.
Rob's in. And then people would go.
I gotta let it. I gotta let it.
I gotta let it. Even if there's not much air, right?
Like the motion is good. You know what I mean?
I gotta let it sink in. I gotta let it sink in.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to let it over there. If I die, I mean, so be it.
That could be a little bit dangerous, but I think I'll be fine.
Look over there, you can camp at the top.
You can camp over there, you stay up there, and come in.
On the way up.
Bing, Bing, over there.
So if you want to stay over there, I'll come up.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got a feeling
From the land of France, Canada, this guy has been skating for a while now.
We'd love to see him.
He's not been out here for a couple of years.
So man, so.
He goes in extra hard.
Now, tonight he's on the juice, so if you'd like to see him, I'm actually having a second
hour.
He's coming through now.
He's coming through 30 miles an hour, ready to commit.
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is.
Here it is.
Oh!
Smash dad, fat slide 466.
I mean, one more time.
I'm going to go through.
That's slide 460.
Okay, one more, one more, stay there.
The palm though is that I'm not kidding.
If I go even an inch further out like this,
it's like that.
So I have to be like more like on the safe side.
Okay.
You got a stand?
You got a stand bar?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's actually just getting those stretches right now.
About to come in, we've never seen it.
I've never seen it in my 30 years of commentary here in the land of LaValle-Larper community
in 2026.
Showdown.
I'm very excited to see if he's going to be larping or succeeding on this one.
As you can see, getting into that mental state.
Last information, getting that power up,
we're ready to come here.
One more shot, one more shot.
Fortunately, just larpin' it up here
and love all ladies and gentlemen.
I can do it, I can do it.
I'm gonna start too hard, but a little more shot.
Give me one more shot.
You're stuck in the bronze lobby, if you can't do it.
I know.
That's just he under a lot of pressure knowing that if he doesn't make this one he will be
walking out of the skate park here today as the locker from the ball and we don't want
to see that he doesn't want to see that so far as I told you folks as you can tell stand
bars down as he gets older and approaching the age of 30 years old.
Are there any other guys out here?
I need a couple fans taking a couple photos.
What's going on guys? How are you?
Really calm. Nice to see you.
Boost gauge maxed out. Ready to come up and show us?
That is not going to be a leading pass on my part.
Oh, my back foot was like so bad.
I was all crouched up.
I just, I sent it anyway.
Fuck, that was good.
Alright, this is about as much as my heart can take.
Alright, this will be it.
That was hard.
Back in here my fingers are moving
Like a crook slide on it on a leg like that, but I'm a fucking loser now so
I said good
It'd be like that out here at LARP Fest 2006. I mean they say I can go pro maybe again, no
Tell the world that I go to Japan or something like that. I can I can hang I can hang X games
All right
I'm about to drop in the pool before I go.
I'll drop in.
There's water in there.
Oh, that's fucking scary as shit, I'm not going to lie.
Maybe we come back with a helmet and then we do this.
Bro.
This is...
I can drop it from the inside, okay?
Have you?
Oh, shit.
This is abrupt.
Normally I can't see my legs are so weak
like I can't take the fucking pressure, you know what I mean?
But can you jump in?
No, I will see.
Ah, yo, my leg taking like no fucking zero.
See?
See when they drop in when you hit the apex there's a little bit of a wobble
Legs are gonna take that
Now that my legs are broke my legs are so weak. I can't take that. You know fuck y'all try
Wait, which one
I'm more scared of the actual actual drop itself not what it is what's after
I think it's not in.
Wait, is it lower over here?
It's really tight.
Oh, there.
That part's not that tight.
It's just a little inverted, right?
No, it's just a little bit.
I like going like this, right?
I mean, it's tight.
Yeah, I can do this.
I can do this.
OK.
Heck.
Anyways, you got it.
Hey, read chat while you do it.
Yeah.
Chat point.
Actually, Emily style.
Okay, I can do it, then I can go around a little bit.
Maybe there.
My legs collapse over there for sure.
That's nice.
Ladies and gentlemen, the juicer himself, ready to see if he has one before he can slam the
bolt.
Here, there, and around.
I'm running out of that courage.
I got that in crisp quality.
I thought my legs were going to crush there, but it actually was fine.
Yeah, that was...
Okay, there you look.
You don't realize, when you have the skateboard on the edge like this...
It's like, it's like, it looks inverted.
You're gonna hit the back of your head and like, literally become, you know...
How did he invert it then?
Maybe he's gonna look confident.
Actually, he sees confidence skyrocketing after that last ball sesh.
Really not feeling like the lucky one of all anymore.
Ready to go up a little bit more.
See if you can drop in, draw a line.
Now that he's actually juiced up,
ready to take it to the next level.
We've not seen this in a while.
Like, my body and soul, like, know it's easy.
But my legs are like, if they crumple there,
I fucking slam, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
XGC prodding reality here as he decides to figure out how he's going to get down
into that pool from the next level folks and again we've not seen this in a
while for a minute as you know he's approaching the age of 40 we've got to see it folks
this drops in stupid up right up tonight guys so scary whoa oh my god
I'm not kidding, well the shit is inverted, it actually is, it goes inside, okay enough
for me.
Alright, we've got it, you've got to leave on that one, yeah, yeah well I'll cut my chickens.
I'm out of breath, out of energy, my legs are like, tweaking.
This is like extracting like full lutes on interchange with Lin's full block.
I'm actually sort of retching.
How you did it? When was the last time you did that?
A while.
Did that go away? I slammed.
My leg is clinkling.
Hello there.
Oh, I got you, boy.
Good ball, man.
Take care guys. See you guys. This is being chill. Oh, I'm not driving
Yeah, yeah
That's skate life, huh? Yeah, it's your life
Sniper your hat, I feel better.
I fucked your hat up man.
Dude!
Alright, I'll let him in!
Get some fuel please!
Oh my god, you're the fucking goat.
Thank you.
This is actual goat.
Thank you so much man!
W!
I feel different sniper, I thank you man.
Thank you.
I'll squirt some of that on my hands.
Oh that's a lot of fucking squirt right there.
Oh I mean you have to squirt hard.
Yo I'm not a juice, I'm not a juice.
Like I'm flat now.
I ain't here at last this long, I'm not gonna lie.
You feel good after that?
Yeah.
I think I'm recovering faster than, uh, what I did like soccer when I was right.
Soccer's brutal.
It's brutal.
You guys, how do you do it?
Do you want to go to the back before you walk?
Yeah.
Talk to the back?
Yeah.
You can see your thumb or up to you?
Is that okay?
I'm gonna do a little crash.
All right.
Here you go!
Shit.
I'm so fucking clutched.
I'm gonna go over to this.
Thank you, brother.
Can you do the battery pack?
Thank you so much.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Issues like my limbs or like just Gigi.
Like, it's like torque off or like my right leg is literally does not reach in the center.
I have a headache too, now.
Hey, hello, Jack.
You know what?
I'm gonna get there, we'll switch batteries.
Did I find a little bit of it?
I got there.
I can feel my pulse in my skull.
You got, you got a little stem?
Yeah.
You know what this reminds me of though at the original what is it not shit camp, but
Yeah, oh shit ton over shit go when he did the boxing
You were like this you went inside and you were about to faint. Yeah, that's like fucking father. Yeah, you did
Oh, cuz we also had a drink too
You're chugging those beers. Yeah
So where do I don't even know we want to go?
Should I
should I find a spot you want to eat a putzin yeah yeah yeah do you know spot
yeah let me blast it let me know if it becomes too
I like you want to eat inside
Don't matter really
Chas a good spot anybody knows because a lot of the places are like
I'm looking out for best best Putin in Montreal
So, is it prudine?
They're gonna say labanquis and they're gonna troll.
They're gonna say what?
Labanquis.
What's labanquis?
You'll see. Just type it. Just type the best prudine in the air.
They say...
Yeah, I know it's overrated, so I'm saying it's overrated.
See, when you find a spot, I made a group chat with Alex.
You can just send someone out saying it out loud.
Okay.
Alright.
The thing my pool we okay. I think I found a place just saying the best okay
The Mickey it's called McDonald's zero right?
Felix is here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so my neck is itching
Yeah, it's it's that that's life coming back into you
All right. Yeah, I went there once
So one of those people who came in, one of those viewers who popped up, they were, they're
somebody who's banned from my chat and they only ever communicate by spam donating.
Yeah, that's like half my chat.
And like I know who they are because it's been years.
That's crazy I didn't know they were here is it here
Jesus run
It's like with some guy only talks to me through sniping it
But in game when you don't have voice so he changed his name to what he wants to say every time
Haha, yeah
Yo, that was fucking skate life right there. Yeah, good sir
You look like someone that's already been like skating for you know, not their first time
That's really it's kind of it's kind of hard to fully commit though if I'm being honest
I hope for the spot that you want super close
because like I imagine me fully committing and then canceling the move
halfway through late fucking up my land the board flying out from under me me
hitting the back of my head and then I'm in a vegetative state yeah and like
like the skull caves in and the school like breaks the fucking like the
nebula or whatever yeah and then your cerebellus is like fucking caved in and
And then all the synapses are not firing properly.
Yeah, yeah.
And now you're a fucking...
Now you're a fucking...
um...
James, if you are...
James, if you put in cases, you need to help.
What's the first game you remember playing?
In your life.
Donkey Kong.
Oh, duckling on country?
Duckling on country, yes.
The first one I ever spoke.
Holy shit.
Maybe even duckling, like the guy, my cousin's had it.
I remember the feeling of that cling when you like.
Good thing I had a big ass spring,
and I had a little bang, bang.
Then we played Mario, Super Mario on SNES.
Yep, I remember Super Mario on SNES.
Then I played Super Mario 3 with All the Worlds
in the flute at Aftercare.
You know Super Mario 3 is a reskin of a different Japanese game because the real Japanese Super
Mario 3 was too difficult.
Oh, it was too difficult for Western audiences.
Bro, I mean, Deng Dong was an impossible finisher.
You could not, I will never believe it.
Everyone says that they were a kid and they finished out in country.
No kid has ever finished that game.
Not one kid.
I don't give a shit what he says.
That was Mario 2.
You related to that?
Yep.
I had one on the Gameboy Pocket, no color.
It was fucking abysmal when we finished it.
I love Donkey Kong Country, man.
I listen to that soundtrack all the time.
You guys should know that there's a cultural phenomenon
on the why.
Some of the, let's say, fighting games
is so tight as a community
when it comes onto a video game with eSports.
Because back in the days, you'd go to school and you'd get like aftercare or whatever, right?
You know, aftercare?
It's like after school, before your parents come to pick you up at like 6 p.m.
We don't do that in America.
Really?
No, we don't care.
We don't care.
And everybody would, they would have like one console for all the kids, the whole class
of kids, right?
Yeah.
And then, you would play in turns because they were great, like couch versus games,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
And then everybody would play and they would wait for your turn, like King of the Hill.
Yeah.
And it what there's nothing yeah, no, it's not they care like after care
It's for the parents who are like late. Well, they don't care about you. I we had that no we we did have it
I can't remember what it's called. I
Had to do that
After school. Yeah, I can't remember what it was called
Like like there are cultural phenomenons that of let's say
Just like why are why are there so many Koreans that are good at let's say League of Legends, right?
It's just because of the PC Bong phenomenon
Where you go to the PC ball and you have all the all the characters unlocked and it's like everybody goes there
So he fosters more a fosters a more
dedicated talents because of the bill availability and it that culture builds into
The area and you have a high density of pro players that come from the other than that area
Do you like League of Legends?
Yeah, I guess it's pretty good.
Well, there are a bunch of stuff like that that are very interesting about eSports, but
if you say them out loud, it sounds like you're being like an insensitive, but it's true.
You know what I mean?
Well like all League of Legends players are deeply miserable underneath it all?
Well, I mean...
It's true.
There's not a there's not a rust player out there. He was probably not evil underneath. I think you got to be a little evil to be good at rust
You know, you're gonna have that dog in you. Yeah, yeah
Like the closer you are to being like an actual killer. Yeah, the better you're at the rust
Yeah, like I think I think there's a correlation between how close you are to committing a very bad crime and how big you're at rust
Yeah, it's a very it's like a 0.73 years. I got it. You got to have that that kill
Yeah, you got to be like yo
Dude, like, I lost everything last night and I think, I think, I think I'm not seeing the lights and I think it's not even my last day on earth.
Bye-bye! Fuck you! Fuck you! And you say all the slurs, slurs, slurs, slurs, slurs, slurs! It's, it's cold. It's cold.
Yeah. Chad, you guys think you guys are concerned, but the Rust player is not good, but Rusty, you know what I'm saying?
It's brutal, man.
Fuck, I was so close to that Ollie.
Does it feel like it when you do it?
Like, I feel like I would have known.
I didn't get that hit marker, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it feels like a crack, like a pop.
Yeah.
Like a bank.
Like, you know you lived off the ground.
Yeah.
I think Russ is lame, I think you get me at a bad experience with it.
I'm actually more interested into the, the phenomenons on the what, why, cerebral like
certain games.
Okay, these will sound crazy, okay, and it's not incentive, it's just a reminder I found
and I've been studying why they'd be the case, right?
I noticed when I'm playing deadlock, talking to people about all day, right?
Do I have any?
A lot of person of color.
More than I found in the other games.
Hey, I'm not being sensitive.
It's an observation, and I'm always interested in what causes certain phenomena.
Now it's just getting weird, and then I can't.
Well, it's an ancient dynamic.
Can you help me switch the battery?
Yeah.
What, what are we doing?
Yeah.
Are we here?
Yeah, we're here.
No, no, well, if you can grab it,
I'm going to put it up in the car.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, sorry.
I'm going to put it up in the car.
I'm just going to switch the batteries because I have to switch it in,
like, an hour.
OK.
Let's go.
Fine.
You're such a liar.
That's because of the light, the beeping.
Chats is fighting games, but that's like an odd on the phenomenon though. That's just because it's a phenomenon that I was I was talking about
and and
Let's say some
some lesser affluent
neighborhoods
with the the community consoles being played and the games that are on those consoles are fostering a
high density of players and
You know I mean
You can Google it. It's a real phenomenon.
I just didn't, I didn't know anybody played Deadlock.
I just didn't know that there was anybody playing that.
But you know, I leave it to me. I play such stupid sim games. So what would I know?
You can write a book about this. It is, it is...
The more you know about your world, the more it opens your eyes.
I'm going to go back to Ohio now oh oh oh oh so you want to you want to go plus one
this number so then so you want it when you want a plus one this then I think we
can skip the poutine part now oh okay now then now explain me riddle me this
me don't be that why is there so many sexual deviants that play the top lane in
League of Legends explain that explain that hey wait isn't there something in
Overwatch too like a heel slot or something yeah isn't there like a
dynamic a sexual dynamic yeah yeah people that smirk on DPS are usually very
close good to crime doers and jailed personnel. If if you boost on surf
accounts to heal slut Andy's you are very very predatory. You're a threat.
He's right. Did you have a good time skating for that?
Got a good time here.
Any next topic?
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
Hey, we get some of those.
We get some of that blue team in you.
Well, the topics are going to shake some of that racism out of you.
Yo.
Hey Chad, we got to get that.
Get that French food in them.
wait are we out yet oh shit sir talks all that shit but I mean
bro's pretty much a OTK yeah he's got a tecton in him a little bit no that's
crazy my bad I was actually too far I need my protein I mean you gotta imagine we just simply
No, no, no, that's not too far. Oh my God, that's not all.
Nothing hits harder than the view cap.
I'll give you a hit.
Hey, 1200 viewers forever.
I thought that Dan clenched it about that.
Maybe, maybe, yeah.
Oh, is that, is that where we're going?
Is that, was that well rated?
Yeah, it's a good one.
I'm actually, oh man, it's gonna be good.
Came all the way out here from, all the way from
Bum Fuck Florida, right here, just for this.
I kinda like this.
You're actually rocking that swag. Oh shit, I forgot.
That's a doggy. That's a Quebec doggy.
It's not a bit different from a normal doggy.
Mmm
Oh shit
Yo, this is good
This is what I was thinking about
Want to start the bar some shit?
Should we grab a table?
Oh, we'll check
This looks like a place I shouldn't say that in America
Hmm
Who is this?
I didn't know he could speak.
He speaks all the languages.
I downloaded the DLC when I was flying out.
He's like a Penta language. Something like that.
No.
In drum, please.
What?
I'm so happy to see you sit down.
Oh, I'm going to sleep in the kitchen.
I'm going to lie down in the kitchen.
So, about the thing about the...
I think that you have some very great video gaming points.
Oh.
Yeah.
Are you better?
He's arguing, saying a bunch of really mean stuff, but I mean, I don't mind it.
What does he sound like when he speaks French?
Pretty good, actually, pretty good.
You have to pull the chair in a little bit.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Pull the chair in a little bit.
Okay, yeah
This way that was like my inglorious bastards moment where I'm trying to
Like I was trying to map along my cover.
And you're like, oh, this guy's French?
He's like, uh, blah, blah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This group is back for a second.
The good thing about this group is they can't judge the photo.
Yeah, until they develop it.
They can't see your finger in front of the fucking objective.
You purposely block the sticker.
Hey, what's my hands?
Purel's not good enough.
You have to really rub it in your,
just be looking at your fingernails.
Look at that.
See that?
Yeah, I'm gonna go rub that.
I'm gonna let him wash his hands and then I'll go wash my hands so we can cycle the content out.
Hey, why do they have the needles walking on the road? Is this where the needles are?
You see that?
Damn, that must be here.
That's crazy.
Let's see what's on the menu.
15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15.
Hey, we got a lot of hamburgers. That's for sure, man.
Hot dog vapor?
And hamburger. I want to try some hot dog vapor.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you for being nice to me, Chuck. I have had a great day.
Oh, he's just washing his hands, right?
Oh, yes.
I know that I'm not a very good person, but I've had my earbuds.
I haven't heard that.
You think he had fun? You think he's going to call me back tomorrow?
Yeah, he asked me if he could make his flight from the radio channel tonight.
Right, so...
Yeah, I guess I'm too very... I guess I'm too very irritable.
We'll be the first time.
Oh, yeah, five star poutines, oh my god.
Oh, Petite? Oh, Petite, baby?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh, I mean, I was just breathing really heavy.
Yeah, no.
Dude, I was like, look, look at that.
Okay, okay.
Hey, what's up, dog vapor?
So it's a steam odd dog.
I love steamed odd dog.
So, even though I'm personally against putting with toppings usually,
but without what I'll accept, it is a steamed odd dog sausage only cut in it.
That's super, we accept that right here.
Okay, so you're allowed.
What is the, I need to get like the house standard.
Standard?
But if you want to spice it up, you can have the little...
Falsetto. You know what?
I like spice.
I always do it when I'm in a situation like this.
Do it normal.
And you take a few bites and you see if you like it.
Okay.
I also want a...
A beer bag.
Don't do that.
Biel.
Do it like what we do, how we say it over here. Say, B-I-L.
B-I-L? B-I-L.
B-I-L. No one does that in your partner's name.
Um, what's B-I-L in B-I-L?
In B-I-L.
That's, that's, you're speaking your language but the way that you talk.
Okay, then say, in B-I-L, like,
What's B-I-L?
Something like that.
That is not real.
That's crazy.
Um.
Yeah.
No.
Stop.
Um.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah
That you'll need to roll the
Yeah, what they say was maybe right about all this
Yeah, we try our hardest
We come out here. I try my best to shake hands
I'm trying to do that as soon as you're bullied around.
That bitch right here.
Wait.
Um...
You what?
What do you want from me?
Say, je veux...
I want...
Je veux...
Uh...
No more protein.
Better protein.
Bacon, delicious.
Yes, yes.
You get some free pasta.
Just poutine.
A small poutine? What kind of poutine?
You have put it in different ways.
Very classic.
A small classic, okay.
In a beer.
Okay. The beer has a blonde, blue, IPA, chauvin, blonde.
A blue, blonde.
A blonde.
Okay, I'll start.
Okay, two.
Okay.
For you?
Is it just a little normal, but with just some sausages inside?
With sausages?
The last one.
Yeah.
I have the Dalton, sausage with pork. We don't have pork.
No? Just normal?
If the sausage is the same, it has to be with the sausages.
I mean...
I'll just take the normal one.
A sausage with pork.
Is it small or small?
What's your name?
My name is Fery.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Do you know each other?
No, I'm not.
Do you know each other?
Yes, I know each other.
Nice to meet you.
Did he order the beer in French?
Yes.
How are you?
Good beer.
Do you sell me a beer?
Merci.
Bienvenue.
Excuse me.
You tried to speak French?
I'm trying.
He sucks.
You are trying to speak English?
Your English is a little better than his French.
Yeah, but I don't speak it.
It's okay for my job.
I'm sure.
It's great.
Yeah.
Thank you very much for being a company.
Thank you.
The next time on the book?
You should actually in French.
Isn't this the last time I've been in the Norswap?
I'm not following this.
This is the last time.
You know what I'm saying?
I hate bringing him outside.
Do you want me to get in the cage when we get home? I'm not getting.
30 minute what?
In the cage.
In the cage?
I'm not using it. It's happening.
She was looking at me like...
There you are. That was a skit. That was a joke.
I think they can tell if it's on or off.
You're not being weird today, okay?
You know all streamers read the same thing in chat?
True.
I know that because when I...
Sure, Jesse?
I'll read the comment.
Oh, and it's the comment I picked as well.
This is yours, yeah?
Une tremblée.
Ah, tremblée.
Une tremblée.
Tramblée.
Oh, I was going to pour you our stream.
I always pour my friends for me for you. English is not my first language.
No, so you want, well you want, you want at least a little bit of foam.
So this is bad. This is...
You keep that one.
Yeah.
You pour mine first.
Let me explain. Let me explain. Let me explain.
Hold on. Let me explain though.
At least a little bit of foam.
I don't know why.
People think that the foam is bad.
Oh, I'm getting scammed.
Oh, I have this foam.
If the beer foams in the glass, it doesn't foam in your stomach.
If it foams in your stomach, it blows your stomach.
That's why I drink beer once every two years sort of shit right there.
We pour beer and we drink it.
You wanted to let it smash the bottom a little bit.
You know this? Like a real man.
No, no, no!
See, I would have to ask you to report all of that.
Hold on. Give it a chance.
Now give it a chance. Give it a chance. Give it a chance.
Give it a chance.
That's crazy. See, mine was real world.
Give it a chance.
This is like concept. Like, lark. That's lark. That's lark right there.
Give it a chance.
That's warped right there.
You having a chance?
See, I read the one thing that says here greater than XQC.
Come on.
So yours is going to be flat now.
OK.
That's bad, but it should be in between me and you.
It should be, like, I would say above the G.
Yours was above the B.
Check in your true or false.
It should be in between both of these.
No, I think that there's truth right there.
I won't be his first supper.
No, and this is good.
But, you know, it's not going to be perfect all the time, you know what I mean?
I could have just drank it out of the can and it wouldn't even matter.
No, this is nice.
This is like on TV.
TV's fucking thick, bro.
They have 90 rounds in a gun.
This mobs you.
No, you got film mod.
Cheers.
Cheers to the skate live.
Chat, thank you for watching.
Thank you for having a good time.
I think you had a good time.
Dude, I got Argentina.
I got Argentina.
Oh, damn.
Cheers.
What's that?
Hold on.
I'll drink it like that.
I'm going to do a little beer.
See look at this, this is some reddit shit you're doing right now.
This is some, I'm actually, mine was like that. That was mine.
Where'd it go?
He's going and finding a picture of that.
You know that research bias is a thing, right? Like, you and you look up what you're looking for.
This is more like you but nice that I'm like me look that that's a guy look look at that
look that's literally what I poured it look at that right at the bottom of the
Oh
Massive a go
And they give it a thorough review for this bad manners in China in China. Yeah, I'm gonna go watch my hands
Well, you have a fork though. Huh? You have a fork though. Why did you wash your hands?
Because I want to eat some salt, but it's not you
Do you remember in RP days, whenever people get salty, people would spend the salt emote?
Yeah.
If you were braiding my tea?
Yeah, if you get salt?
Yeah.
Look at that, you get a nice little...
A little combination?
Too much.
I told you, I want to get a perfect bite.
There's no way you eat this and you're like, I'm going to go do a bunch of stuff.
Hold on.
This is the end of the day, Neil for sure.
Okay.
Chisholm
Oh, yeah
Holy shit. I actually approve approval
I mean bro, I approve this. This is good. This week's friendship man. This place is gonna be good
What do you mean by that?
I say what they learn about y'all French but y'all make some pretty good fries.
This is pretty good. This is really like I'm surviving in winter.
I'm good at it, too.
I'm good.
Perfect.
What do you say?
Say, Spamon.
Spamon.
Say, Spamon.
Spamon.
You're telling me the most difficult one.
What do you do this?
Say.
Supaier.
Bon.
Supaier.
Bon.
Supaier.
What?
C?
Superb!
C-
Superb!
C-Supy-up-Ball.
B-
C-Supy-up-Ball.
B-
C-Supy-up-Ball.
B-
It will never be good enough for you.
I'm not a f**king spy.
Alright?
You sound like one.
I'm just an American trying to get out there and do the same.
You sound like some guy from Ohio.
If I was a spy, I'd be like...
Can I put your hat over your face?
I'd be like...
I'd wake up like you.
What, getting dumbed out?
I'm...
Byaah!
I'm...
Byaah!
I'm...
Byaah!
I don't understand my fucking language sounds like it's like people having strokes.
It says America compared to the real English.
England, the real English!
Ha ha ha!
It's Hoyt.
No, I mean, listen, I got the French last name.
I made the meter something.
The amount of energy lost because of all the translation from meters to feet.
We would have flying cars.
We would have utopia.
You're so, you're so like...
You ask your average American
I'm telling you how many miles aren't it how many feet on a mile?
What temperature does water boil?
I don't even know how many feet in a mile. I know that freezing in Celsius is zero and boiling is 100. Oh, wow so easy.
Oh, let me let me let me boil in Fahrenheit. Yeah, I
I a minus 133 pi underscore 3 e
parentheses
Why add extra numbers in there to add extra math? Yeah, when you could just do everything by tens and hundreds and whatever
thousands right
If this is me off, but then like we also use like we have like yards
We have like I don't get it man
That's okay
You have to make a good poutine.
The potato, the fry, the cheese, and the sauce.
You should be able to distinguish one and the other too much.
It should feel like it's a bite of this.
So it's not like
It's not so intensely savory that you feel like you can't eat the whole thing and I'm thinking like
This labor is so neutral in terms of like in between everything
Inconsistent that I'd like it actually
It's not like I first told you
Some sauce will vary I want some more barbecue or less or more gravy like
or more spicy gravy but this is cool this gravy it's a little bit um it's not
a leaf but it's a little spicy little yeah it's a little spices in there
no I don't mean no no I really don't I just want to taste it
let me get a taste of it
What's your favorite sport?
To play to watch to watch
I'm trying to find some sports to care about
Okay
hot taken
Very hot taken. Are you sure you see? No
You see this great. It's probably top three
American football with no ads no breaks and no referee bullshit. Just if you could watch the game
Play, play, play, great game.
That's never going to happen.
It doesn't happen.
Like, it's too much of a commercialized...
Well, I mean, it's the only reason why it works.
Did you know that NFL is the most profitable sport on earth?
They actually use a more of a socialism style of revenue distribution that makes them the
most profitable sports and it's not even close.
He will say, oh wrong, what about FIFA, what about the Champions League and what about
soccer?
I'm sorry, you just got out of a car accident.
I'm so sorry.
He's just screaming.
You know, they do, right?
NFL, even in the dog shit team.
They don't sell any jerseys, right?
What are you thinking about?
Falcons.
What are you thinking about?
Whatever.
The dolphins, shit nobody gives a fuck about.
They get almost the same revenue as the other teams.
Because of revenue distribution, they run the ads and everybody gets the money.
So what, how do we fix all that?
You don't need to fix it.
It's solved.
It's profitable because the ads are built into the product.
Now imagine if instead of having a flopping player in soccer, do you want to go to them?
Wait, do you hate soccer ads instead of hand? Do you hate soccer?
If you ask the average European if they were better about to watch a player flop or an ad they will say an ad
They got a bit they need to build that in
This flopping and they go
And they like lay down and they're like
I always thought that was silly so that so flopping is actually used as a it's
like a technique it's like a thing it's like pulling a card basically yeah
it's like he's saying it oh here's an infraction happened but the referee isn't
gonna call it so I'm gonna play it out right I'm gonna play it out like a
You are bar that happens exactly when they hit that level
Ref can no longer but if they don't if they don't flop the referee doesn't call it. Oh, sure
So it's a it's a it's a given of of chicken almost
I saw you do the day sitting on that one saying
That for
the triple down to safety and more dance cars for you because they let everybody
feel their own cars.
Don't forget any racing control, adaptive suspension, ABS, you're welcome.
Did you just wrong do that?
Wrong.
All you needed to be doing is smoking, cigarette and speaking for insurance and it's that much better.
The reality is is that they actually remove features, they actually remove a bunch of shit in F1.
The car could be much faster, much faster.
They remove the features, because it makes it bad.
But if everybody has the same car, everybody has the same chance, but it's bad for business.
They want the same five guys getting all the praise because they're the good looking guys,
they can sell, they can sell.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Lewis Hamilton, Paul Kim Kardashian.
Bro.
Yes, he needs a certain level of attractiveness, money and fame.
And now his fame is up there, and it looks, yeah.
But he needed that.
It's like royalty-linear shit.
OK.
Do you have to Google Louis Hamilton's dozen pasts?
We'll check it out.
I'm saying you looked different.
He leveled up over the years.
But you know, so they also say the best drivers end up
in the best teams most of the time.
But it makes for a good underdog story.
You have a team that has half the budget,
fucking pull the car up, you're like holy fuck.
Always remember.
Hülkenberg finished third in the rain with a tractor.
But everybody had flying cars with magnets on them.
And you're gonna tell me that the other guys are,
oh, how much better drivers, fuck that.
Ron, Ron, you give him a good car, he qualify,
he gets high up there, his cars are shit.
at the beginning of the race, you have to get to crank the car, you have to crank it
and start, it's the one start, and you still got to start it.
Wait, is that real?
Yeah, they had to pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it,
Yeah
Something that says that really cute your way to kind of all doing that cerebral it's not it's not it's not
a repulsive
It's not a repulsive I don't want you to quit that today that's that's you being offensive. This is my note
Hey, this is what you need after that dating session.
No.
Hey, Joe.
What's up?
Thanks, Joe.
Well, what happens if you take a French Canadian person and put them in a room with a French person? What happens?
French. I mean, I'm gonna say they have to play a game of chess.
The French person will pity you.
If you know how it sounds, as someone that, you know, we heard both French, the French
and French will sound like a posh British and that Montréal will sound like...
Out of French? Like...
Okay, I've been a French. I've been a French.
And you speak your French friend over there?
And they're sticking you like you're like your heart of hearing it.
They go, they go, they go, oh.
Yeah, you know what he's saying?
Oh my god.
I think he means he's hungry, he's hungry, they go.
Holy shit, it's like your diet turn.
Like, seriously, yeah, literally.
What is in Sandal is Canadian, French.
They start to speak faster and faster over time.
It's like you're in a YouTube video and it goes like one point one x,
1.5X, 2X, when you're talking to your dad, I'm understanding and they're going
boop boop boop boop boop and then I'm like, when you're like 3x, I'm losing you
I'm like, what's this language?
At the end of the day this is just really crazy
I don't know, I don't know, they don't do that in France
They just speak at 1.5X
That's wild
We're going with French, French from France
They're two slang bays now
Now they have so many slangs
With the language, it's just a bunch of syllabus
This is slender.
It is just...
You have to keep...
What?
You have to keep...
You have to keep making...
It is like...
Dude...
Like...
Just speak the language, man.
This is slender.
I love that.
Are you being an older person telling those young insidious...
Come on, say the words.
Yes, yes.
Wish, wish, wish.
What's all this mumbo-jumbo talk?
Yeah, this...
But chat has made me think that is kind of crazy coming to me.
All right.
Over here.
A lot of the guys.
Even the dudes that have no bag now on the,
uh, let's say Middle Eastern,
they'll go, they'll go,
Wola, Wola G, Wola G.
What's that, what's that actually?
What's a Wola G?
You know what I mean?
What is that?
It's just a greeting.
What is it?
Holy shit.
That's true.
It's complicated and nuanced.
It's voila.
G.
Voila.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you?
It doesn't fly.
You're never going to give it to me ever.
Any good friend will be like,
at 90% which I probably am at,
you would have been like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, what's up?
It means, uh, sup fatso,
but it's not like, it doesn't mean, it's not,
it doesn't mean like that.
Sup fatso?
Is it oh, that sounds really okay. That sounds weird when you wait when you hold on now
Well, do you pay do it for this? Yeah?
I'm not much included. I'm not in the evening. I'm not in
No, even food is about enjoying experience. I'm enjoying coming home with my friends it
giving him stories man
Did you have a good time today?
I got them.
You know, there's some places in Italy where people have a great lifespan on average.
Because they drink a little coffee, a little espresso, whatever, and you take the time to
live out the day and to go through the motions.
They pause the grind, they actually pause the grind, like in the day, maybe twice, they
relax, they close the shop, they sit back, they get cappuccino, and they drink it, and
maybe they smoke a little cigarette, and they just relax, and they laugh a little bit, shit
shit. Yeah. They smoke. Yeah. But they still live forever.
There's a
like an invasion.
The beauty factory I used to work at. Right. It's a real, real
man's job like some some some cave and coal mine ship.
Well, in mourning, it's something after noon. The goodest
local Italian spot. Right. It's one of these spots that has like
a counter. Like a cashier's counter. It's not really a
It's almost like you're at somebody's like at somebody's house and a bunch of tables
People play cards will wash soccer or whatever and everybody goes down. Did they just sit down?
They sit down if they talk to chill again. They get a little deli. It's all fresh food
You're making a home cooked meals sandwiches or
Absolutely delicious
And it makes you want to do that. You can't say that well, what you said about what yeah
You don't want to say that
Oh
Holy did you feel your belly?
I'm not usually such a glutton, you know I
Don't I'm like a drink. I ate this like this. That's the way normally you're even more flies left and it's okay
Nobody judges you a
real protein
Never eat all of it
Dude, what if you were Dunzo right here because of 13?
And that was your last name?
You're like, no, big 10, it's about 15.
You're Dunzo right here.
I would have lived a great life.
OK.
So you should review at a 10.
You're keeping your review?
Or do you want to go to a later?
Me later.
For me, a 10 is unattainable.
And because it's morning, that's just my scale.
So can I get a 10?
a nine who is like insane at his world.
It's more like an eight point, eight point four.
Damn, it's good.
Yeah, I can't really compare it.
But in terms of the flavor consistency,
actually really cool I think.
To be able to combine something like fries,
when you pour sauce on it and you have cheese,
I think it's actually easier to fuck up
than I think people would think.
Oh, so easy.
So you can time it all right.
You gotta pour everything on it.
It has to be the right temperature,
and the flavor has to be perfect,
and everything has to absorb properly
for it all to be okay to eat this.
True.
Otherwise it would taste like the fucked up, like,
cold, I think like a mush,
because look, this is barely, barely melted, right?
And see, even though it was hot,
the cheese curds don't melt because they're so thick.
It doesn't go all the way through.
Which is perfectly, perfectly made.
So you get a little layer of squish,
and in full swing, I mean like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit the horn.
I'm gonna piss real quick.
All right, I'm gonna piss real quick, huh?
All right, don't talk shit about me.
I'll just shut up.
Is that a thing?
No, it's not a thing.
Yeah, it's not a thing, it's a thing.
You should have to have the seal breaks.
It was you.
I'm going to go pay real quick.
I don't know how to.
Oh, I'm just going to go pay for the check.
I'll stay here so that we get some...
We don't want to go AFK.
Look at the mic.
Yeah
I won but these aren't bad
Like this is so what happens that they introduced the modules
The rails and the banks or whatever at that point. I can't wait. I'm gonna just make these things like the skaters, but I
Mean, I could have I could have skated it. I could I could have went back and I can finish this one
See I used in 50 50 like 50 50 or 50 on all the modules and then been over
for you drop the big drop scary yeah yeah and I had to say this because if you
always wear a helmet right but in skateboarding you find your head is
really if you know where you're doing it and you're not doing some pretty shit
the motion of it would only normally happen when you whip
One thing is like, when you're more like a dart, right?
Just standing up straight and center of gravity.
There is a ring, right?
Because the skin will accelerate like this,
it'll rum, and you, right?
And then you hit your head, very rare.
Like, you would have to do a big ass jump,
and then land a trick in the air
and stop it on the ground, full force,
with your feet in the middle, and then you would whip.
So, it's like, it's why people don't wear helmets,
it doesn't mean that people don't know how to fall, right?
Yeah.
But when it does happen, it's like,
even a guy, last time I did a skating stream in Florida,
was it Nanda Houston?
Oh, I never saw clips of showmakes.
Yeah, like, come on.
On the highway or something.
Yeah, it was a big ass rail.
Like, you suffered a crazy, like,
like some shit that like, you wouldn't skate ever again
if that happened to me.
Like, it was Nanda Houston, he fell,
And yet it is, I think he had like a skull break or something.
When I ski, I'm always very lucky.
Oh yeah, alright.
Or ski is always.
No discussion, ski is always.
Because in a snowboarding, you can absolutely hedge cut.
Hedge cut, and that's when you're,
you know when you shave, right?
Say about a board, a board,
it's literally like a razor blade.
If it cuts into the snow,
oh, is it going to end soon, so you can see it?
Yes, thank you very much.
You can see it over there.
Okay.
You can see it over there.
If the board cuts into the snow,
when you're going backwards,
it stops immediately.
Yeah, fuck that.
Right? So that sends your body backwards.
And even if you hold your neck
as strong as you can,
your neck is not strong enough.
There's nothing to do about it.
Catch him.
We should have done that before.
This is no.
You know what?
I'm going to give a shit.
Because they don't know.
I just need a personal order back in days.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's not what I wanted to talk about, we were too poor.
Damn.
I don't know if I'm even being poor.
When I was like 13, my first YouTube channel,
Snow Kids.
So that...
Yeah, yeah, of course, man, you got it on.
You got it, man?
Wait, wait, wait.
We're not going to be able to do anything.
Thank you.
And my first channel was Snowheroes, because I just wanted to do like skank videos.
Oh yeah, well that's crazy.
Dude, that's what we started out to.
Two of my friends, we all had snow snowboard channels.
Chat found a couple of them, yeah.
See, I'm sure people in Ohio would be like,
you non-stop and recognize it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's like that.
Can I have two of these?
Yeah.
No, let me get it, let me get it.
Okay.
One.
Let's take out three, two, okay.
All right, as you go, as you remember,
you take the two.
Wait, I got this, it's six.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going average.
No, no, no, I got it.
As you said, can you go to the next one?
No, I see.
Okay.
Should be good.
One, two.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
I hope there's something else.
I'm glad to see that this art is here.
Thank you for you.
We're going inside, there's no one here.
Thank you.
Thank you
Here you go
How do I get mugged?
Right now, it's time to get out and get a fucking shoot
Yo, sir, boy, how's it going, man?
Sir, man, how's it going?
Thank you for all your intelligence
Oh, no, of course, man, that's for sure, man, the problem
You're a shaker for that
No, you're a gentleman
Look at all these chains
Oh, shit
I do it because of you
Oh, shit, it's insane
I'm going to get the gym, I'm going to get the flex now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just after us.
It's kind of like a secret.
Thank you.
It's okay.
You're welcome.
You too, yo, Pidgeur.
Oh shit, Pidgeur.
You're welcome.
That's crazy.
You're welcome.
Yo, hey.
How are you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, nice to meet you, man.
Is he friendly?
Yeah, he's super friendly.
Penelope the pug. Yeah, for sure, for sure. She's a big fan of yours as well too.
She watches you daily. I put you on sometimes for my patients.
You're patients? Yeah, yeah. Honestly, your content is really insane. Well done, man. Seriously.
Shhh, that's not your...
I come from a dentist.
And you only need children.
It puts him to sleep quickly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Nooooo!
I'm not into dockside.
That's what he said.
Yeah, he got it.
Was it okay?
Yeah, of course.
Can I carry you?
Can you leave me on us?
Of course.
It's okay.
You're up.
You're so cute.
Thank you.
Hey, thank you so much, man.
Of course.
Oh shit, it's blurry.
I can take it if you want.
Oh shit, thank you so much.
It's a really appreciate it.
Do you recognize his voice?
Thank you.
Thank you so much for taking the time.
Merci beaucoup, merci.
Merci beaucoup.
The Malfit World Lord, bro.
You're the one that's all that's in me.
Very.
Take care guys.
Thank you.
Of course.
See you man.
I was really stressed out.
I just wanted to thank you for everything.
Oh really?
For all those years.
I was like a big crush.
You made me realize so many things.
There was so much luck that I didn't take it.
The strength that you said the most.
If you don't put your name in the hat,
or if you don't put your name in the hat,
for real, I always use it.
Oh really?
Now I'm a little bit pumped.
I've been following you since...
Thank you very much man, that's very sick man.
Thanks. Good job man.
We'll continue if you do.
I have to have this in my coat man.
Thank you for...
...for telling me.
You're not a crayon. You don't have a pen or a pencil.
Bye bye.
We're gonna pen late.
Now we're pen broke, that's it.
I think I can have a pass.
I got you man.
Yeah, we stay at lunch. You be carefully.
You don't have to have finn dick in your head.
I used to be a pig.
Yo, you can actually play that. Look at that.
Yo, if we just had been saying anything and just stopped, he would go on for hours.
It actually works.
Yes, see, man.
Of course, man.
Take care, man.
Thank you.
Oh shit, he knows it.
I took a photo.
Get on.
Fuck off.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, oh, oh.
Real quick, I'm gonna go.
Are you ready?
You're gonna crack a stall.
After all this skating, this is what does it.
You put me low.
I can do this all day, boy.
No, no, I actually can too.
I know I actually can.
Okay, okay, this is a bit embarrassing.
I'm in the wrong look right now.
If I wasn't my, if I wasn't my brother.
But it's because it's angled inside the hole.
That's a crazy lot.
If I wasn't my brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I wasn't my brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay
Imagine it's a hundred feet down
I wouldn't even try oh shit free bed purple drop
Right, and I breath, see ya.
That requires no breath.
You know what I mean?
That requires no breath.
Back in my days we used to skate those.
Is that French James Dean?
That's Mark, that's all.
Hockey, hockey guy.
Oh shit, I gotta be careful.
Back in my days here was,
we'd go all the way down on there.
We go all the way here, and we hit the we're the board slider right right there Miguel John
We go all the way Miguel John we go all the way and we even we jump over that with that river there
I had Miguel John and he was I taught him how to do it make twisty
Watch it watch it up too fast
Oh
Come on, stand up.
Okay, yeah we need to go, we need to go, we need to go.
The car's here.
Oh, it's here again.
Back into the gulag!
I go for me.
I should have went second, I'm dumb.
Back into the fucking gulag.
Oh
What's that that little light
Is the true door
I like it.
All the boats.
The brakes are worse than my $300,000 Lamborghini.
No shit.
No, no, no.
I'll make it across the country.
They're just different though.
The best that you're Lamborghini, all right.
Bro, it's just because the activation point is like lower.
They have to press more?
Well, it already breaks, it breaks.
Ugh.
This car's on the fucking 1900s.
It's from the same year I was born, 1990.
Holy shit, I was born in 89.
Can you believe that?
touch the 80s. Wait, did you actually hit? Holy shit, this is an interrogation
half flight. Where's the fluskin' damage? I don't know. Surprise ass a little bit.
You didn't think we'd catch you, did ya? Yeah, this is like... I play along with it.
I'm out of breath, you guys. I'm out of breath. Bro, this is like 8,000 Kelvins.
You guys, I think I'm calling it. Yeah. You wanna call as well? Yeah, yeah.
Because it was going to be some fucking traffic and we're going to run out of stories, you know
Act you know, you know, they'd be impossible if you think about it
How do you stream like 10 years plus?
It's still not out of stories
Who am I kidding? I always always do is just say the same five fixed stories over and over again
New stories and they still fucking bite into it new stories
Like I got the story about the about a factory. I never worked at a fucking factory. I was born a rich kid and
I was home schooled.
What? I was relating to you about the whole porn thing.
Actually, I had a balcony, and I had a crown on it.
And I'd pick up the balcony, and I'd look at the peasants.
And I would just berate them as they went to school.
For insults or like that.
You don't seem to...
People like you. People like you.
You don't seem...
Peasants.
...too disconnected from society to be like that.
To have them like that.
I called that bluff.
See if you've been listening to Real Story though.
Or maybe you did grow up like that and you're so disconnected that you can say that with just ease.
Well you know what? I actually did bully somebody.
You know when there's like a school bullying and there's a point where you bully so much that they have to call an mediator in your parents or whatever?
I had a warning like that. You know what happened?
This girl I was dating in elementary school.
We were dating right and then I broke up and she was mad yeah
And who would always the one soldier that's funny, right?
Would you know you know you're a kid you didn't tell each other, right?
It's not bullying you like you do enjoy it. It's like fun games, and then she was wearing it. Uh, she was wearing a
Short or a pants and it's a cute on it, right?
And I said oh what what does your pants say it says?
P-U-T-E, pu-t, which means like pu-ta, or like blech, or whatever, or whore.
And then she snitched to the principal, and then it was a big deal.
Like I was doing something like ruthless bullying, like come on, bro, really?
Like come on, man.
It was like, bruh.
Like it was still within the boundaries, right, guys?
I mean, what did she say which was wrong wrong? You didn't talk about how she thought about it
They would berate the fuck it's one of those like they you know in the music school is like squads
There's like four three girls and if you own their bad side, it would berate the fuck out of you. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I was filming my friends try to jump like a three like three
Staircase thing. Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna say jump a nerd
No, no, you shouldn't do it over and over and I'll still me I'm over and over
Hmm and the background
I was leaning against it. Yeah, he was like
It was in the shot the background of the shot. Oh
Did on it. I was oh this is content. I didn't even know oh shit
No, everyone shared it the next day they were like that's the scooter kid
Bro, wait, yeah, you went viral. Yeah, they went in my classroom. They're like
That's what I didn't do bro and bottle cotton before it was good boy was it hey I was like
His reaction was insane
Holy shit, but
Bro, bro guys you got a clip dude these guys tried to bully me
I was like I was like 12 or something if you guys try to blow me I go like this is he shows me I go like this I go
You're about to make the biggest mistake that you ever could have you lay a hand on me one more time
You're about to handle the big business
And they go let's see what the big business is I go like this dodge one punch dodge one punch go in with a
Tactical elbow grab this bring whoa slam his head into the table boom broke his kneecap
His friend tries to run whoa, I go grab him slam the back of his head into the table immediate vegetative state
Well, you should get a wake up. No, I wanted to see because I was able to play with a plug
And I go, I go, I go to that other guy, I go,
hey, your buddy's not gonna wake up ever.
Go tell your friends, go tell your family,
I'm coming for all you old mother.
Holy shit.
H-12, H-13, they try to kick me out of school.
I go to the principal's office, I go.
You tell them to?
For sure.
I said, don't come to school, I'm on a book out.
They go, why not?
Why not?
And I go, cause I'm bringing cookies.
And I wanna let you all know the whole thing
was just a big misunderstanding.
They're the world's best cookies.
So.
And then you woke up and realized you were losing.
True story, man.
And then you woke up and then he showed up
and then you went, no, it's okay.
I'm not gonna, I was gonna plus one you
but it was already, it was unhinged.
I like, yeah, I love you.
I was gonna, I got a bomb.
You clinged on to the one, the one Monkey W
part of the story and you wanted to-
There was Monkey W all the way through though.
No, it was clearly, that was all reasonable
until I said don't come to school tomorrow.
Well, I mean, you clung on that one bar.
Well, that's market W.
I mean, I think the whole,
bro, you say you put me in a very safe state,
has that market W?
No, that's an example.
I actually saw somebody almost put me in a very safe state.
We're playing King of the Hill, right?
It was, I told you this story before.
Playing King of the Hill, okay?
And back in the days, they would push the snow
all the way at the back of the yard,
back of the yard in a big-ass mountain, okay?
Big snow storm, massive mountain.
And the snow would, it would solidify
because it would ice, okay?
And then, where's the double mountain?
Me and this other guy, this other kid, he was, he-
What was his name?
Alex.
Okay.
I don't wanna say his last name,
cause I wanna talk to him.
Okay, okay.
Two.
Okay.
Bro, wait a second.
Wait a minute.
You're just lying, Alex.
I don't remember.
Okay, it's one of those kids that just didn't fit in.
Like, he, he, you gotta double it.
Like, you double your grade,
and then you don't pass twice.
So the guy's like two years older than he should be, right?
Big ass tall guy, right on the top of the hill, right?
And we're just throwing like snowballs at people.
Never come out of the hill, snowballs.
Bang, bang.
And then we put like bigger ones,
like the small little lumps.
All snow, the Americans just snow.
This guy carves out, bang, bang, bang, bang.
This big ass fucking plate, and he lifts it,
and it's so fucking solidified,
It's a slab of thick ice, black ice.
And he says, who wants this?
Guy comes up and goes, bang!
Slams the plate of ice on his head.
And then he goes, boom, on the cocoa!
And the other guy, he actually passed.
Bro, I thought something died.
Real story.
This was a story.
Yeah, that's what's happened.
Uh, I was on my third tour and I was in the core.
Anyways, they're like we got a special task. Mmm in the marine in the mingle
So we go in I'm clearing a building peck-tock peck-tock clear get down like this one
I'll do some quick little peck-tock peck-tock
That's that tangle down that that ting ting clear clear
What was that boom was a minute?
Peck-tock that's real quick
These are close CQB highly tactical scope rifles
Then go down bodies just fall instantly. You don't think anything. I open it. I get in there, bro
The summer it was on my brother
So I'm like god am I gonna be this guy? Am I gonna be this guy? I go in there
More there's more there's more
We clear out everything's done. I didn't really even realize who it was until after I left that
Hero well by the other guys there's a bunch of other guys that were died in there. No. Hey, man
Hey, man
That
You ever tell I did that so
Other people didn't have to I
Respect that thank you for service
And there was black eyes to then what black eyes
I said there's black guys
What the fuck?
I was trying to do a callback to your story.
Oh.
I hope a clip channel takes that.
I put the wrong captions.
I'm sorry.
So it's just not happy, he says, he says, um, oh, what, what, are you so much better?
He didn't like that.
Well, I didn't see it.
I saw Seer kills them.
Oh, that one.
That's a good one.
So I was one earlier for my, for my gaming culture taken, and then he goes and says
shit like this, but yeah, I'm the one needs a poutine.
That was a big win.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my biggest story, Loki.
Yeah, that's all I got.
Also, yeah, it's funny.
I got some stories about them, they're kind of, they're kind of, either they're embarrassing.
I used to wrestle, it used to fight, you know what I mean, you used to fight in school,
this is what it's like.
No, I never fought.
Really?
I was too weak.
Oh, I forgot you killed them instead.
Bro, I make up these stories because I was so not cool.
I was scrawny, I had a bowl cut.
Oh, look at that.
I watched anime.
Oh god.
No girl liked me.
That's like all the warning signs.
Like all I wanted was just to be recognized.
And then?
And then what?
Then I grew the fuck up.
Holy shit.
They've got eight inches.
Call it a GG.
Now we're here.
OK.
That was loud. That was good.
Did you actually fight in high school?
Was this playing in the background while you were fighting?
No.
You're picking out like mobs?
Come on, bro. That was just unethical.
That was just actually unethical.
Bro, there's nowhere to go.
There's nowhere to go.
Yo.
There's no back windows.
Yo, if it was a smeller, I would have done it.
Oh, man.
Yo, if it was a smeller, I would have done it.
Like I'm not, I'm not a fuckhead.
There's no way you can know ahead of time.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we got rookies in the car.
It is.
Bro, you can, you can tell because the mixture, you know,
it'll spice up.
I mean, I mean, I guess we got rookies or whatever.
I mean, we got rookies.
There's no point in talking about this.
Build my other science guy over here.
I'd like it a hundred percent.
Very rare.
I miss.
Well, you said you can't up them.
We could have died here.
Jack, those you know, those you know.
Yo, yo, I gotta go and put you ready?
Vegetables don't have cell phones.
Onion rings.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that like a slam poetry?
Nobody's naked it?
Nobody, but it don't.
Yeah, onion rings.
What was any though?
What's the dog that likes playing it?
Onion rings like the onion rings. So you got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did get that
But you know, there's more there's more to it than that, right? Like there's a deeper step to that, right?
Is that it? Okay. Where does where?
does
Dark Mole Shop for Shoes.
Oh, the Dark Mole.
That's good.
That was really good.
It's not, it's not better.
Dark Mole?
I don't remember.
I think, I do think you'll make a great grandpa.
Oh, I think the joke is,
see?
That's like when the curtains close on a show
and then the next act begins.
So refresh on the audience,
it gives them a moment to settle
whatever emotion they had before
to give them a clean slate for a new joke.
Now here's a new joke, that was a new joke.
No, that was you trying to run away.
chickens don't run away from that one you have to just take that to the chest
like a fucking man what types what type of suits do lawyers wear lawsuits no
no I laughed no no I get what I get I get the quality of the joke I do think
but that's a high quality joke.
But I don't think that it's one worth laughing at.
I feel like it.
The irony of it being so bad at like one of those
GMR clubs, would hit harder than most of the jokes
at that club, because it would be so awkward, it'd be funny.
And it would give something that they don't get
anywhere else, like I can pull that off.
No, I think that you don't have to laugh
at everything that's funny.
sometimes it can just be like deep like you're like mm-hmm yeah yeah that one
was good oh you mean it's like food for the for the brain yeah yeah you let it
sit oh that's amusing yeah if anybody laughs at that out loud they're being
fake towards you and you should use that to determine so I'm doing good if they
didn't laugh but it didn't any other react there just yes if you say if you say
that joke to somebody they laugh out loud to you they're being fake and you
should watch out because it's not a joke you laugh out loud too but how do I know
that the joke actually kind of hit a little bit when it gave him that little
amusing it gave him that aroma I don't think they're gonna do that to that
joke yeah but what you said you said you did it oh well I think that we go
that was that was good like that was a good one that's what you say um I think
Oh, it was good. Yeah, I'm done. So yeah
Well, this is not as much tape as we can as we can do chat chat. We're out of tape chat what chat?
That wasn't it. We're running this team on a on a on a VHS cassette
Though the wheel I can hear it spin it's at the end of that is that end of the wheel
Finally we have always we only have three letters in our user names. Is that kind of crazy sir? Excuse me?
Yeah, I said sir. I'm only for people that are like a lot three-character
I'll make the exception for Snoop, but apart from him, you know.
Damn.
Who's left of that?
Who's left of theirs?
Kai.
Oh, shit.
Are you going to leave us for Kai?
Is that it?
Oh, no, no.
NMP?
Mizz?
No, he's NMP Lowell.
What's NMP Lowell?
If nobody laughs when he talks.
Yeah.
It's just to be NMP.
NMP.
NMP
Holy holy holy holy it's actually King is Lord NMP actually
If he's the king the king of what is like the only king on the one true king
Well, yeah, it's a little better than
Oh my god, is that a Kawasaki Ninja?
No!
Yo, follow those bikes!
Yo, I thought he was going to pull out a Yuzi.
Okay, the song's on.
You got to act, you got to be a whole different trick.
Show us your French.
So what's your name?
Guys, I'm Femme Merci for such a fun day.
Learned to skate, dress apart, go out there,
Ollie 90%.
Let it settle, go back out there.
Ollie extra hard.
Hit that Ollie tomorrow.
There's the day I don't do it.
Maybe I'm not meant to Ollie,
but I'm gonna get out there and I'm gonna do it.
All chats, thank you very much.
All the chat things are coming out.
Thanks for being here. Thanks for watching the stream as always.
Be happy, do your best, and great things will come.
Keep on the grind, and winning looks a lot like losing until you win.
And on that, c'est le mot.
Oh shit, my IRL run.
Yeah.