you
It's all good. It's all good. It's a clandestine.
I have a two hours intro into gaming. I cannot wait for you to leave.
Will it ever be Paceman?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
You are still Mr. Catterme.
Oh my god, I'm gonna complain that there's a stream, because the stream is gonna have a stream and get a stream in it.
Like everyone, like what, like what?
Complainers early.
You look so good today. You are no rule that their numbers are rock star. Thank you for all you do
Was that nobody says that oh?
But I am man has aura
How do you think it's bad you love her? It's bad because
The characters feel like they're forced a little bit and it almost feels like it continues,
it's just a continue.
It doesn't really feel natural.
It's very clunky.
The plot development is very slow.
It's trying to be something that it's not good at and doesn't really match it.
It feels like a Christmas movie, but it's just kind of clunky.
If you're not a movie guy, don't type in chat.
Don't type in chat!
Thanks for going live on my birthday. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
If you famous you don't read my chapter I just made it there, you know, you're just a random guy
I mean do you even watch ever? You're welcome me
Watch it
Moderator stance sound filter six monitors pedals
drums and gaming guitar controllers six consoles 10 computers
speakers and satellite dog dog cam cat cam cat tree cat this and a bunch of dogs
I
Something work, I'm not working when are you doing runs? Yeah, I don't know
Oh, is that all luck and I don't get it.
Chad, with no scope, the bull goes to fucking bars.
Excuse me, it's proof that if you give a caffeinated toddler
Wi-Fi, a microphone, and millions of viewers, somehow
it becomes a career.
What?
Adley, given minimum effort for the poor looking
for a girlfriend, find a girl to place Pokemon.
This is a girl that is used to being abused,
elected, treated badly, given minimum effort
for the last 20 years, and she's still stuck around.
So if you want somebody for the long term, if you want somebody that's going to stick with you no matter what, really, no matter what, you want to find yourself a Pokemon girl. That's it.
Jack, but what is that, I don't know. So what is it about that?
What's your favorite category to watch when you goon?
Uh, I like to watch the mother. You got me.
Where Brian talks to me.
You got me?
I watch the mother.
In Manhattan.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Buddy. Buddy.
Okay.
Accept it.
Okay.
Accept that it's over chat you bums.
Yo, yo, let's give it back.
Act 30 on better every single game you're going to be pleasure in your life and all games
you play.
With minimal efforts, I can do any game you want, blind folded, I smurf your peak, I smurf
your lifetime.
Buddy, I'll just sit there on your chair, and I'll just have a look.
I am your daddy.
Say it, say daddy, say da da, say it.
they are crying is what our reporter
56 same as your ikelu
what a moment for that family to come face to face i i just it breaks my heart because
they have been so silent and they have not said anything throughout this whole
ordeal and to see their loved one to be murdered in this way and now the man
What am I watching here?
Okay, he's just like a weird shit.
I mean, I'm just saying he's always like, chat reflects the surreal whatever, and the chat's a complete out of hand.
issues with his back. But for this family, only thing you're decent
is that you're already retired. Anyways, this is not true.
Welcome to the jungle to the judge. I shot Mr. Thompson. And he
died. Oh, and now I'm going to play five years. I'm so much
weight. Oh, he did. We should manage you pleaded guilty today.
One of the things he said, I emailed the United Health
Care's leadership posting as an investor managing $58
billion dollars unlike my other experiences with the company I was
contacted back within one hour.
I knew what I was doing was illegal. Again. I shot Mr. Thompson
and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. That family is
What?
Here's the thing.
Huh?
Part of the reason why the media immediately took on this issue is because of the high-profile
assassination, right?
Because I'm looking like-
High-profile assassination of a CEO, and yes, corporate-backed media obviously lost
their damn minds when they saw that the broader American public who are very very anti crime like
Americans are very aggressive about crimes especially death especially a murder right
when they when they see a murder take place in broad daylight Americans usually like oh yeah kill
kill the guy right kill the guy back that's the normal draconian attitude that most americans
have this time it was different this time it was different before they okay jack that's
cool all i don't always say i don't know what i don't know there's any politics anything
i don't think it's just happened but can he please now shock the dog that's it's been
a few months and i tuned in to see the dog being shocked it hasn't been shocked in like
Four minutes now shock the dog. I mean, bro. I mean, when is he gonna do it? Yeah, I've been waiting. I mean, I don't get it
It's just not happening now. Shock it
15 minutes away. And then what? Then what? I thought to myself like some crazy, complete idiot.
Hey guys, I think it's going to happen. Oh, oh, oh, wait.
Brother's alone in his room wearing a suit who I don't think he is.
Oh, you have a beard now. Oh, that's fantastic. The viewers...
Yeah, that was Indian.
Grow up, have children, go to college, graduate, get married, get six kids, die!
Die! Come back alive! Get rest! Then I'll still fuck!
God, I did it! I'm done, did it!
Damn!
Bro, the hardest part was the- Oh!
Yeah, this part was hard.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Oh, anyway.
Uh, I'm gonna have a little bit of chat.
Eventually.
You should watch Avengers in 10 to the Mega-Five and then 3.
I mean, I'm gonna watch it in 10 to the Mega-Five and then 3.
Um, so wait, I have to watch- I have to watch
Avengers before I'm in three? I thought I meant it was after.
Wait, does it make sense at all?
Okay, so Iron Man wasn't in his full form, and he already did the Avengers.
I can't.
Okay.
Uh...
Chat, why they going crazy about Drake parking like a dog? I didn't see it yet.
see it yet. I'm about to look it up. I got to watch. Let me see if this is bad as everybody
says it is. Her boobs are huge. Wait a minute. What the hell?
haha
she whimpered a little bit
now he didn't lose all his worth it's not that bad that's funny i don't
know what you guys expect from these people man yeah man
Like it would get you funny
Without Jeff Jeff people always want to be tough and they always think they owe you the end because you're gonna be tough on when the girls like a funny guy
Why do you think some girls? Why do you know? Why do you think that?
Slater Gomez dates fucking Benny Blanco
Dude, the guy's funny
Bro, they go the guy looks like a fucking shoe, but it's funny man
It's gonna be you. You're just trying to be tough. No, I gotta be tough. I gotta be real tough. I gotta be cruel. I gotta be gangsta.
No, I thought you'd be funny. Well, Mrs. U, I'm funny. I make jokes all the time.
15 minute delay. And then what? Then what? I talk to myself like some crazy complete idiot.
Hey guys, I can't even do something, man.
You see how people notice me as I'm so funny.
15 minute delay. And then what?
I talked to myself and like some crazy
I need to add more good that was like that Jack need to add some maybe some
Chad need to add to be some some little rings like that
You know I mean need to add like some so you need to add some more substance to this shit
XQC. There is. Ryan, who should we try and collab with next? The burnt peanut? Oh my
god. This explains so much why XQC's chat hates me. E-Rob and PokeLolls. So did it.
E-Rob people not like chat? Holy fuck. This is what I think is wrong. I don't know what
If you collab with Ibraba, they hate you because they hate him, Ibraba's yours, they hate everybody.
Ibraba's yours is hate.
Dude, I get it.
What did you say?
I said Nicholas, that's his name, that's his name.
My brother's name is Nicholas, that's his name.
Jesus Christ.
How about they are train wrapping six nine I'm fourth on e-robs
So y'all be an e-robs chat after being in this chat hating on me and you're up chat
That's crazy I thought you Rob was your alt bro shut the fuck up chat
So my brother's name for example is Nikola. That's his name. It guys believe it or not
If any say Nikola, it's a say
I mean, yeah, what is that all right, let's get to
Welcome to the general way
Yeah
Yeah, I could give you a free skin. He said the only condition is that it's okay with your mom
Outside you seem to be here you want to put the you want to give your money Mike doesn't explain her. Yeah, sure
Yes, hey, ma'am
Okay, too long, too long, too long plus take plus it on.
What was on my ears?
What?
I
Thank you so much for the 83
Okay, he does him I cannot wait in like five years every glistening like it. Yo, I'm gonna eat way back
Yo, me and Yeet going back in real, I wasn't a Yeet yet, I was Yeet, and I am still Yeet.
I'm not trying to compete to see who can crack jokes on each other. I want to see if I can make their face shit
I want to snatch you so long to body if we're not doing that what the fuck is we talking about?
I'm not trying to compete to see who can crack jokes on each other. I want to see if I can make their face shit
Okay, uh, uh, Jeff, what does he? I forgot what we're doing today.
Oh
Oh my god, it's not peace. It's not peace
What is this
I just didn't know I'll be at dance September for sure yo over for Markel. Yeah get in there
Yeah, you're trying to kidnap me. Is this actually you know y'all spiking my quarters on
Yeah, I'm not any funny
No, I'm down. You know what was the engine for streaming? Oh, this is actually
Because I learned what's why it was from the movie
You need to shut up and be quiet, because the general is about to speak.
Three things that could save your life under the general's regime.
Every morning, the people of Albuquerque get a video, instructing their jobs for the
day.
don't comply. He causes a full-fledged general ruckus at your store.
I knew this. I knew this ruckus.
Number two, do not complain.
You can't get away with it.
He went to the general to complain about working conditions.
You just once stopped working me.
Instead of punishing the boy, he embraced his courage.
Then had him sent to hard labor the next day.
Jack!
You know what?
Jack, this is why, this is why I started hating this fucking bitch-ass balder.
Jack, I'll be honest with you, I kinda hated him.
I hate him.
Because, because he's, he just won't stop working him.
Why is he doing that?
Hard labor the next day.
Finally, number one.
Nobody is allowed to speak.
You need this treat.
Me?
Personally?
I think you should.
You need to shut up the one grab bomb
Okay, okay. Yeah, I'll just I'll give us anything today. Okay
Yeah, in a movie the email in a movie a project. How may be right? I
Can't forget about it. But the main character girl or the second second character. I
fucking hate her
Stop that movie. I I
I kept remembering I
Wish he just blew up planet earth and I wish he just exploded them
I wish he didn't go home and send a fucking bomb and blew the planet up because they deserve it
Guys because of the plot guys because of the plot if you understand the plot I'm right
There were no signs guys I'm
If I explain it to you, I'll explain it to you.
No, I mean, if you explain it to me, can I explain it to you?
Because of
Okay, I'm a little bit
Because she tricked him
She'll get the guys because she tricked him. He didn't want he eat eat
you know I mean
she
She sent him to die
Which I think is awful
right
She she sent him to die when he didn't watch you
What? It's true. So, you know what I mean? It's not fair.
Okay, interesting, so you know the song in the movie, did you know the song?
I was only going to write it for stream because I was wondering, what song is that?
I was like, you know, I'll give this shot there.
And like, you know, it's actually good.
If September during 5.0, that's cap.
Well, you're going to be addicted to 1.5 billion.
The highest recipe.
Wait, everybody knows the song except for me.
Bring back the airport.
Everybody knows that I did for me.
Just stop.
You're crying.
It's a sign of the times.
chat what a banger okay i thought her version was actually pretty good chat i'm okay hold on hold on
uh here it's good it's good it's good
Yeah, look how happy he is. Yeah, it makes me mad man. Yeah, I'm not gonna hear
Yeah, how how obviously I was so into
Okay
In the movie it was very good
She's a German lover, but you know this thing you take out of it, maybe of the of the Lüfter Lunar
Chats as a hundred
Love Balans this one
You know this isn't it's at 9900. Okay, so I mean I was one off. I mean I mean
So is this a banner though
It's rare, rare, rare, rare...
Rare.
Any minutes?
Come on, right?
Alright, then.
Dude.
you
I
Crazy
Okay
I have to say that it's a little bit of the wrong version I'm about to do I I prefer
South Star version.
I think Audrey made the lyrics, made his own song.
It was the bigger hit.
But then South Star remixed it and it was heavy.
And when he said remix, it was like, okay, we didn't make our own.
And they kind of joined.
Not every route.
of took the song back in a way right but but the new vibe was kind of stolen a
little bit
oh it's a little bit of that okay
that's a banger okay banger okay that one that's why it's really good
No, not the one.
I thought you saw me, really?
No, I'm not.
That's the banger!
That's the- that's the- ah, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, that's the banger.
These are almost all green there.
Wait, these are cooking.
I didn't think it would be that good.
Oh, yeah, this is good.
Okay, to the left there again, one to the left there again.
That's a banger.
You see what I'm about to say?
Check out the house where they're missing.
That's a banger.
you
You
What the fuck was that?
Dude, such a good party!
That's the man here.
Yeah, I mean, there's a little bit of a missa.
Yeah! I mean, it is.
What is the storm song? I said it!
I love this song.
Hold on. I thought I could do one check.
Check. This is such a good summer song.
Hold on.
Dude, what a nice summer song.
I'll go back.
I love this song.
Bane, Bane!
I mean, I hit the floor like...
I was just in my room
I was standing there
I want a double boomer
I know I'm dumb
I love you too
I just feel the light
I won't get you
out of my mind
I feel love
for the first time
Can't get you out of my head
You feel the love
out of my mind
Bang it!
I'm reminding you, Jack, people tried to hate it because this got popular, people said,
oh no, I hate this.
Oh, that's overplayed it.
Jack, I don't give a shit.
I was there before, after, during, it's not overplayed, and it still hits, it still
hits.
The fuck is as good as it was
you
wait 2000 wait hold on chat did this one get like a second second prime something like
like I feel like they had a lot of banners later on but this one kind of came up again
Yeah, it had to stick at Brian for sure because that was early on today. That was like that was like talk era. No
Well, let me take
15 years ago wait, no, no it wasn't before
Okay, it was before that. No
What was this all released in
You know the first album. Interesting. It's not a lot I mean I just didn't know.
Check. Typically this song is really good.
It's good. That's very good.
One more time.
Get through
I've been trying hard to reach you cuz I don't know what to do
My uh my daughter's one. Yo, he's saying. Yo, please explain
You
Why did you ask to beam for in-depth explanations for I did 490 damage or then ask him about his opinions on itemization?
No, no, no, you set him up to look dumb and I don't respect that
when I okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah I did that what sort did you say I
mean which one did I do not say it was okay whoa you said that I didn't say
that one
Wait, Tyler, you said that, you're being projecting!
I didn't say that!
Well, so I remember somebody saying that, and I thought it was awkward.
Wait, no, I think he's right, it's you X, you're the one that said it.
What? How do you not say that?
Invite me, invite me, invite me!
Proof?
Also guys, I lost my voice today.
We were on a train track, it looks like a train, and the guy was like,
Okay, I want to hear your yells in the tunnel loudest yell it's a prize
So I'm like, I got this girls. I scream I ask special and I walk out for the prize
He said he was just kidding fucking bag. Why really?
Yes, I fucking scan by a train conductor. It's like 70 years old. Wait, you went you went to see trains that were your only dollars
Yeah, my family's over. That's really cute. What?
That's very cool
The guy did a choo-choo, and then the horn, all that?
Yes, yes, yes.
I've been you anything that you were more excited
than your daughter's by.
One more time, please, doctor, do the horn.
Woo!
And if I was, as you see, you don't understand enough kids
that you get excited for them.
Okay.
You get excited.
So they're comfortable getting excited.
They're super deadpan.
So yes, I was excited, as you see.
Okay, okay.
I was like waving to the people the whole time,
Like, yes, I was actually.
Okay, okay, you win, you win, you win, Jesus, man.
Okay.
It's a good time, good time.
How's your life, SRO?
It's good, man.
It's good.
Just having a midlife crisis, you know, the,
that might be the most sad,
it's the best I've ever heard of my life, bro.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
it's something he smokes, you know what I mean?
Bro, it's my bedtime.
I get up at 5 a.m. and sleep at nine,
I'm in bed. I had to take a fucking free workout to be here dude. I see
I'm watching stream. Thank you. Thank you Tyler. I'm sorry. I'm not raging as much as I used to.
I'll try and you know. Oh true! Look at that bro! Are you doing better than Hintzley now bro?
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm not really good. I'll take it as serious anymore.
I get to write
Recording though, you might think it's serious, right?
Hey, guys guys so Hums is still in a game. Do we wait for his game or should we look around for someone else?
Like what is his problem like is ever problem
No, he's just in a game. Oh
Maybe Martin maybe Kadeem maybe
But it was his birthday. Do you guys send him a happy birthday message?
Who's birthday?
Hums.
How do you know that?
No.
It was his birthday like two weeks ago.
Did you send him anything about it?
Yeah.
Nope.
I'll tell you what happened birthday.
How come I don't even play League?
Right?
And out of nowhere, I knew it was his birthday and I didn't know anything about it.
And you didn't?
That's just weird.
Maybe you're just a bad friend of Loki.
I think you're sporadically online if you see you.
We're not.
I don't know if it's still you.
So he said can you please say happy birthday to him and you completely go over the way
It's because Tyler's a cameo where he charges $200 so because of that he doesn't give anything for free. Oh shit
Okay, yeah, wait, wait, wait, how much you have to pay for the front of it to be in today
Wait, I should be paid. Wait, wait, are you guys gonna pay?
Yeah, I hate chathoppers.
Yeah, it's fucking cringe.
I have to not stand these bastards.
Bro, these juicers have been juicers for ten years.
Isn't that a bit cringe?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Nah, I didn't spend that.
Can you imagine being a juicer for ten plus years and still typing SCL?
I mean
They're not chads, you know, you know, you know the meaning of the guy
I think I think I chatted the computer the big muscles or whatever. Yeah, I think HECL so what?
XQC
All right
Guys so we need to figure out the rules because we might have to either we're sending hums
We're sending X med
Is it Humpsa doing like a mid to challenger thing right now?
XQC L.
How about we see how you jumbled the first game?
I think they did.
And based on how you jumbled the first game, because your hitter misses fuck, we'll see how the rules go.
Wait, wait, wait.
I jumbled click last week.
Dude, what do you mean I'm a hit or miss? I like hit 99% of your time.
What the fuck is this you?
Yeah.
Loki, Loki.
And you've got the rules, and you could do those with you.
Dante's like a, like the weird sent-over girl is actually pretty good at it, he did pretty
good with it.
See?
Like I'm telling you, wait, I think I can actually play other champs.
No, no.
Like I'm not gonna say that.
I'm gonna kinda make you play if you don't want to play at all.
Our champs are fucking extra sorry about that.
Well, I know the legit game me aids as well.
Yeah, I'm sorry bro.
No, no, that's all good bro.
It's all good.
It's fine, it happens.
That's the, that's the beauty of streams.
Yo, it says last season, yeah, Grandmaster.
I
I'm legit. I'm gonna roll
Okay, my time. I didn't I didn't challenge last split
But I am tired every season
Hello, hope you're doing well. Hope mom and dad. Why does it matter though?
Okay
they why I was I think I think because you have a rescue voice I thought maybe
maybe smokes I was gonna say I always yell I barely smoke like barely barely
okay can you explain your 12k body subs you piece of shit sure on my life I
swear to God it was not bought it today I'm gonna get the 4k subs I swear yeah
Yeah
What do you gain not actually like what do you gain from something to yourself?
I mean I get the foma, but there's that doesn't dumbish it ever
whether I have 2k, 4k, 3k, it doesn't matter, it doesn't change shit.
Do you actually notice a difference?
That's Xoil.
Who's that?
Dude, you don't understand.
The thing about X is that he just bounces like subreddits all day so he knows all the
niche references.
Yeah, my reference game is pretty on point there.
Now, listen, I got a pocket pick for y'all.
Don't worry.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, come on, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, give me the same.
Fuck it is so over-necked in only mid lane
Pop-lane
Wait, that's all my game. Do you want to go top? Yeah, bro, I'm sure right now. I have chills
He did the thing. Oh my god.
Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea.
Hums, have you ever heard of Shaco Orianna?
Okay, enough, Dante's. Enough.
All right, you put the ball, he goes and dais in and he shockwaves.
I don't know.
He's got his acting skills.
Yeah, but it is Dante's all Shaco.
No, no, no, no, no.
And me on Orianna, cinema.
Wait, who are you playing?
Where are you going next?
I think you're going to Orianna with the dumbbell.
I don't need no dumbbells.
Wait, you want to go Orianna bottom, then it's me.
I can make it. I can make it. I can make it.
Okay, uh...
Yo, how about, how about...
What if we all do trundle, singe, camell, zillion and meld?
What?
We get to get to each 50 subs for that.
What?
We get to get to each 50 subs for that.
What?
What are you saying? From who?
From the guy who gave you 4k today.
I swear, I swear on my life, he'll do it.
50 subs, we all play that comp.
Wait, what's the comp?
Uh...
And what is the one that comes specifically?
some sort of
TRUNDLE
SINGED
CAMIL
ZILLIARD
AND MALT
Okay wait, where's he from?
Where's he from?
Our country.
U.A.E.
I'm not doing it, I'm doing it.
We're on a plane.
I'm surprised.
I have Camille.
Alright wait, who do I pick?
Wait whatever.
I saw you could pick which one you walking.
So it's 12 AED.
12 AED to U.S.D.
Okay wait, where's Camille?
I don't know.
Yeah, wait, hold on wait, okay, it's with like half
Time to make it a hundred it's not a lot of words. No, we're on it a hundred each a hundred each
He said okay. He said okay on a deal. Okay. Nice. Nice. Okay. That's good
Wait, what are you playing?
Like now we're fully set up for hums. Wait. Wow. What do you mean for me? Everybody get a hot as thought everybody is
What I was like no, who's like you know why now the why now though?
Trouble singed Camille zillion and Mal okay, I'm singed I'm singed
Oh
Action to we could swap it they won't even know where we're going
zillion yeah zillion zillion no bot it's actually broken i can see it work guys
guys guys wait wait i'm wait i'm going by yeah i'll do it i mean i give a second
is that give us help wait wait actually you want to play jungle i can play
mel yeah do whatever you want okay i don't mean i have no okay never mind
you have to be okay i'll just play mel it's fine guys you know what this is like
this is like that one guy that used to donate like all those hundreds of
thousands to finster to make him like wear female clothing years ago like
put it frisbees just doing that but with like somebody that's that's not what $100,000 someone
bought yeah he very he done like 300 k for an entire year of like female clothing streams
this is very like what frisbees doing with guys dodge he just gives me 100 dodge i'm
scamming dodge no no no no come on bro because they are so weird wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold on. Hold on.
Yeah, time to repeat!
It's fucked, we're all getting died.
Are you the banana champion now? What the fuck is this?
Oi.
It's like a TURBIDRAFT.
Wait, wait, did I pick up any or what?
What's going on in this game?
No, we're like Danny something.
Blast your ass, we're Danny's toad.
Okay.
SRO, are you too pissed for a collab, bro?
I never see you collab.
What?
I don't know. Yeah, I don't like to ask people. I feel I don't I don't want to be like begging or whatever. I feel weird
I don't really care anymore
Give me
Yeah, that's a gold. Okay. Okay. Okay. What skin? What skin is you want that?
I have all the same
You're a sweet 500 gifted. I'm buying a cinch skin right now
What guys am I playing AP? What am I playing?
I don't know AP bro. You're playing zillion AP. What are you talking about AD?
Okay
role what do you mean swap roles I should play you're playing Bali go and
it go TP what are you what are you doing you're bot lane zillion oh I don't
know the metaphor for 80 bottom it's a completely shit role it this oh this
room is broken bro just bottom and just run the weapons forever the
company deserves okay whatever I'm not I'm not a man tonight okay my master
By the way, they when it was doing bottom AP all matter if it is fixed the game
They were to save their own game they're gonna sat down and just just abolish shift with a current was a fix and they didn't
Explain they don't see as an issue though. Maybe spot. They don't see as an issue
Every player does so they're opinion is relevant wait wait xxx you know how you just talked about fixing the game. Yep, I
I want you to say fuck this company. They're playing
The game
Don't ask can I look at early game? It's pretty hard early
Like you'd be pause
Yeah, it's like no, it's just sending a pause request doesn't work. You cannot pause in a solo queue game
That's okay. This is a team game. It's not solo queue. Yeah, but even if it's a I mean like you can't pause in general
Wait don't say it like a level three game. No, no, no, no, no
Okay, if you place in shungo should I go Q first or E first?
I'll buy is that what the fuck is that question? We might have lost talk to you
No
Okay, who's this guy? Why is that I see if came yo remake it let him lose all P remake remake
Guys I had to flash
You put no problem.
We voted yes! We voted yes!
I voted yes.
Why the fuck would you vote yes?
It's because I lost my flash.
So you're telling me that you just want to make it his problem?
Monta is crying now, cold in here.
Wake up T!
I'm back for you guys.
I'm sorry, come in, come in, come in, trust me.
Don't do anything.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, yeah, I swear to God, yeah.
I swear to God, yeah.
go back to FK, go back to FK, you don't know how to play
fuck off bro, I was distracted
fucking...
I ordered two dashes, I fucking...
I can't even beat XB in an XB, in an XB range, just a sit-table
fuck wait, anyway, two dashes got stuck in our driveway
a what?
I didn't see what time I just did by the way
run in the ex-
fuck that is what I'm talking about
bro, whoa, just wait till the wave crashes in
I am literally dying
Okay guys, the good news is, since jungle is scaling, you start Q or E?
I Q.
No but I think I'm supposed to start, yeah, I'm sure it does more damage.
I swear I'm dabbin' in Zoe!
Go in.
Double stun.
I swear I'm 3 kill mid.
No, no, I'm not ganking mid.
What a shitty killer it's like I got a what do you mean he couldn't move
So you beg for a gank I go to gank and the first thing you say is not my mind
Who wait are we fucking did you guys know by the way that this this piece of shit this dipshift
Joey Daniel motherfucker
Lily every time he ganks if you think she was attached to laying it. It's unplayable. It's not fun. It's lame. I
have four CS
I own the guy because your support asked me nicely to it's there was not a
Taxi
W W
What are you lastly?
We want to jump W on stings jungle
No, you know you need to kill yourself that
And then you take the cannon
You're the only reason we're sitting here playing this shit, I don't give a fuck, I need that cannon.
You literally just smited my cannon.
I had six, yes.
No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry, I'll show you.
No, no, no, if you take this, if you take this, I'll take it.
He's the same.
He's a shit.
Let it push, let it push, throw me the line.
You're throwing!
I
Flash don't see flash. No, uh, no
She has just like she those are very straight just like her her sleep very straight just joking
How do I do here? I so look at them already
A lot going on I gotta keep calm
Use what's just happened? What's just happened? I don't know what ones what do they use hello everything
What's going on? Why is everyone so confused?
Because...
Uh...
Seraphine Flash!
GO GO!
Okay!
I'm coming!
OOH!
Over there!
Come here!
OOH!
Where are you?
Goddamn it!
No flash.
Okay Tyler, come and vape.
Okay I'll come in.
Come, come, come.
Alright guys, I'm coming!
You're making cheeseburger right now!
Make it multi-tap, it can be there.
Careful, there's three people, three people don't test.
No, it's a distance.
Go, go, go!
Oh!
Nice!
Oh, man.
For bird, for bird.
Ha ha ha.
Let's see, what are you eating?
That's just sound good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, let me hold Q.
You got a Q, Q, W?
Wait, wait a minute.
Q, Q, W.
Q, Q, W, X, and then the bombs grow out faster.
It's like a block.
Wow, there you go
You heard us. Yeah, but how though it's just a bug. It's like you
All right, yeah, but what does it do though?
Oh, no, it's double bomb. Yeah there guys
You're such a kiddie, A-boy.
I swear if you eat one of them, they're dead.
I'm not joking.
I'm being a bit...
I'm not joking.
That has one shot, though.
Do you not know what my champion does?
Okay, that's all I'm talking about.
Alright, let's do it.
Check.
I'll bait him.
That was all you, bro.
I'm gonna be in trouble.
You did it first, yeah.
I think I have to get ready for that.
I'm just all you, bro.
Okay.
I'm just all you, bro.
Okay.
I'm just all you, bro.
You
Please save me. Oh, dude, he's gonna stop now you got this
You might hear the devil
Wait, so this next one? Just go around, go around.
I'm scared, yeah, I'm scared.
If they have somebody there, they're definitely ghosting me. I'm not even trolling you.
Nope.
So, yeah, you can re-prompt the Q. It's why it works or what?
Actually, the combo is QWQ.
No, no, they say QQW.
QQWX. QQW. It goes up.
It's QWQ.
I just, I'm one tricky delivery right now. Trust me, trust me.
You need to press the W to...
It's a bug. I just said it's a bug. It's a bug of the champion. The bomb comes off as if it's QQ
I understand but if you press QQ it comes out faster
Yes, it's an actual bug. Yes, press QQW
We can't fight under X
No, we can't fight
He's low, he's low, oh?
wait no no no no no no no no no no I need to save him
finish him up finish him up finish him up
I'm not dying
I can see you have any cooldowns up
what do you mean by that? are you saying anything?
Hela can you come mid?
yeah I'm using mid
Hela
I had myself cast my my E
Okay, this game is a disaster. We can still win. We can still win. Just, just, just, just carry.
I'm so fed right now.
I keep pushing here. Can I get a welcome to the way I'm on the way to see
I'm kidding the reason why we can't lose is because
I'm going to run in your lanes.
I'm going to run up to the other side.
I'm taking that right now.
I'm going to R.
OK.
Speed me.
No, we suck, bro.
No.
No!
What are you doing?
You're trolling, bro.
Bro, I helped for as long as I could.
You should go to the other side.
What do you use?
Top lane?
Nothing.
Yeah, we suck, bro.
I mean, I feel like that's a super hard here.
I'm ready.
I'm coming by on the way for the use
And come to me come to me
Like I got eight kills what's going on down there
We don't we ignore but leave bottom as a good lane move on with your life again
No, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough.
Do the QQW on the zilean.
I'm not there, we'll kill her.
QQW.
Oh!
Nice!
Nice, Saks!
She's dead!
Alright man.
I should've run out, but I don't know.
That was good, that was good, that was good.
Very good, very good, very good.
I will, let me go.
Alright guys.
Uh, die!
Yes.
I'm having a hard time, I'm having a hard time!
I wanted to end ghost-sid.
I'm a little bit far there, but okay.
My mouse feels fast for some reason.
Yo, okay, this is bad. This is bad.
This is actually bad.
Oh my god.
Can y'all stop dying on charity sh-
I'm fine!
I'm seeing in a jungle rustic game this is bad.
This is really fucking bad.
Hey, what do I want to do down there?
I'm going back in there.
Bro, he's so good, dude.
I mean, dude, I get all three of them when we do it.
I'm actually dead, I'm dead right now.
Yeah, I messed up the dice.
There you are.
Happy?
Oh, no, I didn't.
Dude, I was still focused.
Where is the mouse feeding?
Not at this?
You're actually going to die with every wave.
Oh, much better, much better.
Wow.
I need um to go the game how do they know
Oh
Okay, I'm getting a clear off
Wait
Now the QQW thing is working. It's buggy. It does trust you. You have to do a fast QQW fast fast
Okay, okay, I see now.
Do you see how it comes out a lot faster?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you stop spamping?
We actually see it because we're in the same party.
Payette's QC.
Plains and leaves.
I'm looking, Motley.
You just have to click the button.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
On the way, on the way, on the way.
Yeah, come in.
Can you be good?
I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
I'm on the way!
QQW.
I drive, I drive.
You can double you I tried I tried I tried it
I was done man, I was done
Guys what the fuck do I build on this job?
My life suits
You're dead here you're dead
Oh, so good.
I'm mad.
Coming.
It's the one game where no one wants a game.
Because we're both going to die, we're going to stop bait, man.
It's a stable.
I also want a game where the duel is very, very noble.
Doesn't work, man.
okay okay let's push oh no no we don't have to damage just come in I'm only
with the damage okay I'll do it again I'll do it again
Okay.
At least here.
No more.
Yep.
I'm going to be telling you.
No, but I'll talk.
Stop.
Hello.
I'm getting plugs.
It's illegal.
No, I don't.
No, it's not.
I got it.
here
That's done how how did it even pass it's right in front of you, but no she didn't eat she eat after you miss
All this thing on in my mind
You straight up miss praying funny you bro
You don't deserve to be up to that man.
You missing two point play keys.
Guys, we're out.
XGST got a turret.
Yeah, bounty.
It's big.
Bro, you don't even...
I'm glad you guys are all arguing, because my play was the worst thing ever.
Nah, so you're doing good, bro.
You're the only one that's positive on the team.
There you go.
Thank you.
I got out I got out no flash out
You really go with with cosmic drive here
Yo, it's a supporter Camille problem
There's my damage buddy, so you
Oh
Oh, I had my old
So strong I'm not alive with that
Is it what is it what is it what are you?
Yeah?
So then come, come.
It's my cooking.
When this has us due?
There's one.
Frankly.
Lock in.
Stop working.
I'm just my problem.
No, I didn't do that.
Put the food down, man.
X, do you see a gold circle on my character?
Yeah, but you have to be told a little anyway, Lee.
I don't have that store for it.
What?
What do you say?
He does shit every week, dude.
He just ends games because he's eating and then blames everyone else.
X, do you see a gold circle?
No, it's not gold, it's not gold.
Okay, shoot me up, shoot me up, shoot me up!
Go, go, go, that's gold!
Flip one!
Oh, no!
I strayed, I ran out of the dream of flip-flops.
That was really bad.
He was gonna come by.
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
This is close. He gots to go in.
He didn't flip jump first.
Oh my God.
Yo, it's only dude.
I
I have a CT behind.
Here I am at the gear.
I'm keeping this one!
I don't want it in there.
Let's come in the island then.
And we want him to it.
Go! Go now! Go now!
Go! Go! Go!
Fushy.
Go! Go! Go!
Come on me!
You're right.
You're one of us!
I'm trying to get out.
I'm holding the camera.
There's a watch.
That's okay.
Fine.
I'll leave it at the last place, man.
Big problem.
I'm coming.
Yeah, that's a big problem.
There you are.
Got it.
Okay.
She's dead.
Give it a sit.
Nice.
I didn't, I didn't hold it myself.
Nice.
I'm trying to get out.
I'm holding the camera.
There's a watch.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Fine.
Okay, I have like a normal reaction. Yeah, that's my life. They're so got this lobby. I meant to
Slow down we can speed up my honor. It's okay. We we need to wait for you what we run we can
So so x speed up seems like you flip one like a burger and then we save all our for me
Okay, okay done done done done or me or me. No, no, no, no, no
Anybody but don't okay
You buy yourself for a while
Nice! Not the word.
Ok, I'm flying.
Did you really really use the Zerri?
Show that, ok? Focus the Zerri and show that.
Uh, I should not use your arm just run at the Zerri.
Hold on.
So I'm doing, but then I get hit by one CC ability and Godzilla chomps me.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for Choa.
He's just gonna silence you too before you flip anyways.
Add your self cast thing chat
No, no, no in the bindings
Yeah, oh, no in the bottom that will change it
It's in the hotkey section. It should be self cast. You know like scroll down. Oh
You give the dragon. I didn't give it
Okay
Tyre you done your fucking
3
Jesus
Oh my bad. Thank you the general for some reason. What?
Oh, you're good. Can you not do a combo?
SES hasn't changed in 20 minutes.
It has, it has, it has.
He's leaving some of the rest of us.
That's all good. 0-8, how can I play?
He's not just getting flimberized in this area, he's going to see us.
Okay guys, guys, I'm cutting them up.
No, we're not fighting this stuff.
We're not fighting Jagged.
I use ult for items.
Whatever.
What?
Send up a poison wall!
Stand behind the poison wall!
Alright, alright.
I'm using your wall.
You're working, Jack.
Dude, I feel so defended.
You're working!
You're so fucking...
You're trolling, bro!
You did go, Jack!
It's not working!
What are you trying to self cast bro your e right yeah
We're doing. What are we doing?
It's nothing. Don't don't play. Don't play.
Back up. Back up. Back up.
Oh, I like the wall. I like the wall.
Get the wings. Get the wings. They can't.
I was in the fight, yeah.
Who would you press on?
Tyler?
No, no, no, no, no.
You got to help me.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's the one thing, guys.
Tyler had to eat his food.
We're locked in now.
We know what we're doing.
Look, I'm getting the game.
Ah, okay.
Oh, that one, I blame the angry three.
You had to flash.
I know, Tyler was very okay.
Guys, listen.
I speak on behalf of the wrong one.
I say we can blame SRL for that game.
He was shooting at more like comedy night
than he was fucking ranked 5s.
No comments from him all game.
Yes, it's like my hands are cold.
I get devoted.
Damn it.
I got Q delay, I think.
Oh my god.
What way do you get to delay there?
OK, this time, this time, regular check.
Let's see. Let's see our actual champions. What rank were they?
Yeah, they were probably pretty high up there.
Yeah, I think they were like, wait, wait.
Yo, we ain't no-
C1!
We need T1!
By T1!
Oh, thanks for your-
Ha!
XQC, can you tell me what your damage is?
They were plats?
XQC, 25,000 damage.
Okay, my character, I was playing him while he was in support because I'm not going to do anything as a damage because I was so far behind him.
Now what were you doing?
because we couldn't tell you were trying to do damage
you were trying to have a team
what were you been doing?
well he's focused on it
you were running interference on your own team is what he was doing
also how do you win better with Kadeem?
Loki?
what?
he's right
Hums
listen I gotta say it too
you went from 3 and 0 to 3 and 8
what the fuck was that?
sometimes you took a kill mid lane
took my cannon and did nothing with it
What role do we play?
Yo, how do you play the ADE Crux the game though?
Like, actually...
I'll go mid! I can go go mid late too!
Thank God!
Wait, Tyler, when you say you'll try...
Wait, you guys have to see what Tyler did level 1 on how he came back with his Camille E.
You had to see that.
Yeah, because I was hyped up.
So what do I do then?
You're AD, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I just...
I need to put the hands on bald Loki because I might my hands are cold
No, but it acts no matter what you do
It's fuck Tyler's clocking for a two-hour shift and he's just eating for half of it
All right
I
Just like that because he was work at work all day. It gave me a dad all day
That's that's a real job. I mean guys locking Terry champions. I'm asking a lock-in. I swear
No, I swear I'm nice on this. I promise I'm nice.
Oh, look at my solo queue game. I just won B9 on it.
On what? On Zelen?
Yeah, on Zelen. Did you know that Riot themselves say Zelen is the most broken champion in the game,
but the reason why they don't nerf is because their playwright is low?
Oh my god! X! X! Orianna! Orianna! Orianna!
No, no. Just now. I'm not doing it.
Last thing I said, I should play KT.
Yeah, but then picked it, TJ.
The cake's actually good.
Okay.
Shake Koryana.
So, what's the good idea right now?
I can play.
I can play with all of them.
Play.
Jin.
I can play.
I can play Jin.
Yeah.
Anything built with like a, like movement speed is really good.
Jin.
Jin is nice here.
is nice here I do like them I do like the jinx is coated you play jinx no
no jinx okay we're gonna win this game trust I bear back
yo what do you want me to pick Sorrel big picture for me bro have you had you
Jack James is easy it's easy to be bad at something it James is one of the
hardest to be good at like that that's difference yo real talk why is the
guy named solo renekton only hovering anything besides renekton
that's a good one
now asha watch your stream
yeah exactly thanks tyron
because i'm dumb and i didn't read renekton
you're the one that's on one list
it's all right
yo they banned renekton what the fuck yeah we're getting hosted
wait no we can see the ig n so that's like we already see the ig
What the fuck
Yeah, wait, no, oh, yeah, that's the Anbu leader looks at the camera spot for you. I saw their names
Wait, why why don't I see it? I don't know wait their jungler's name is CC Javi guys. Who's callus? Is that a player?
How do you see that?
Drop party see the names that one thing. What's it called? I
Have stream remote on I don't know why I can see all that shit
No, no, no, like because I think rank fives is bug. There was a right employees car mine cork
Is that a check because they banned out a team of streamers
Yeah, like three riders just banned out an entire team of one trick streamer. Oh
It was this I'm not missing shit. That's it in the West. That's that's like saying like
Like best best mid in my house. Yeah, I mean like the West is so fucking relevant in this video game
wait not this not this why no heck from here we haven't ever seen your heck from
yet why yeah why no I think they're blatantly ghosting this lobby guys I'm
gonna be honest okay look I have a good picture
no please no please not your kid I'm dead the shine I just said that you
should have saw his last solo queue game it was it was nice
What AD champion do you go to other than Kindred?
Anything other than...
Dude...
I like a pro one then.
Diana, your Diana, please go Diana.
I'm so...
That's all you played?
Or in game?
I played the last time it was good.
Shout out to my brother.
I played...
I think you want to play the last time it was good.
Please, Astro's legendary Dut Darius.
Please.
Dude, please.
Bro, first off...
Dude, you know Riot paid me like four Gs back in the day to be like the Darius for some fucking thing that they did?
You can look it up like League of Legends, Solar Renekton only as Darius or some like animated thing.
Wait, what? What?
It's like a decade ago they did this shit, yeah.
That's some acting shit?
No, no, no, it's like some little animated thing.
I don't know why they wanted me to do Darius.
Wait, you did a voice?
No, no, no. Just like a picture.
They used my likeness so they won't pay me.
I thought I was gonna do it for free, but they were like, whoa, we didn't even like that.
That's nice, that's nice.
Be very careful.
So renec-tion only solo garyus liga bludgeon 7 years ago.
See? See?
It's a 16 second video with 5 million views.
Guys, guys, but I like Dark Cosmica.
What do you think they have in there?
77,777.77
He's not even trolling.
I told you.
What the hell is this?
What?
What is it?
What the fuck?
Wait, look!
Look at the first comment!
They paid you four Gafinis.
What the fuck?
What?
Four Gafinis?
What?
Four Gafinis?
What?
Four Gafinis for what?
To be bald or?
Just for...
Literally to use my likeness.
I don't know.
So they were like, we'll give you money.
I was like, I don't see.
Wait, wait.
Right is notoriously stingy.
Huh?
What is he even about?
I have, but nothing like that.
They were like, I don't see.
I don't see.
I have but nothing they were using I feel like some advertising
They were like, I don't know using it on Facebook or some shit like advertising. Yeah, but they're gonna use it anybody
I don't think it even made a facial character. No
Yeah, I don't they use like a bunch of people. I think Lily Pete you did it and like some
I'm gonna try so hard here
I see I'm starting to work if we're going aggressive, we're going to be slaying them the whole time. God, I hope you're good.
I, I, on Jin, I'm okay.
That's what I like to hear, okay?
Oh, shit, dude.
Okay, well I, actually, we're fighting right at the start. Okay, actually, a lot of threats you need to get is, uh, Guardian, and then we're going to back off.
Can you one mid a lot? This is a hard matchup.
Yep.
I can get
Always start to always start you
Then that's a DIY guy I like him
Okay, this is good. We'll lock in. I like that.
A little blongy. The calm before the storm.
Oh, baby.
Ooh. Watch out!
I could have done that. I could have done that.
You're a bit close. I'm a bit close.
I want to work. I want to work. I want to work.
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.
I was thinking about it, but I didn't do it.
Chai, we've never done it, trust me.
Everything's very close.
But I at least have enough to know.
That's the wrong guy.
I'm no problem, no problem.
Take care.
That's great.
Tyler, if I do this car and then it goes down in a lucid game, you're gonna spend half
an hour playing me so we're not doing this.
I just stole the other.
I just stole so hard.
I lost all my human rights in it.
And lost the S. I can't believe it.
My burnstone's off now.
Ah, Dom's on my need help.
Oh my god.
Those guys.
Wait a minute.
That's all.
Okay.
I tried to make a big one my bad
Don't worry I'll pull it back
The blonde has first move, careful.
She's pretty clean though.
She has first move, she's right here.
She's pretty clean.
Oh, I got that.
Right now, I can go in front of her.
I still move.
I'm on the way.
Sanchez.
This is sad we baited our MVP.
Who made that call?
Dante did the call, he wasn't even there.
He said, contest the crab and he didn't go himself.
It's the lane.
I knew you said she had first move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You rotate a bright okay, but you didn't go though
No, he was keeping it was a good call
Yeah, he was big tower. I literally just see peed but I could rotate after
I'm not that easy. Do you want to do you got some kind of pain max you see your hums. No
Recently you play around that
My bogey
It's okay. Let's not panic. We do so in the game
I think
Yeah, yeah, we have to yeah, they can they can do rolls over here. Okay. Oh
My god, we're scaling you do. I'll still I'm really hard by the way
Hey
Me I
Didn't even I think I think was that a rain detailer. What the fuck was that me?
Yeah, we flashed it.
We need to stop spamming.
He hasn't put in Tangir.
He's high on P to B, bro, apparently.
500 LP, baby.
Goddammit.
Push the lane.
That was close.
No flash, no bomb.
Yo.
Okay, invade enemy wolves. Invade enemy...
Mom, stop, bro, stop!
Why didn't we...
The game won!
Okay, what do I buy?
Hummus?
I don't know what to build on.
I don't know how to play that shit.
I played one game easy today, I wanted to kill myself.
It was so bad.
It's one, no.
No.
Hummus, hummus, hummus, hummus, hummus.
Do I go boost first? At all or not?
That's okay. I have enough for boots and this this is actually good buy a very good buy
Dirk and boots is good. Very good. Most of them don't exist. This is a good. I like this
He's down there somewhere
Guys the the best the best time to buy the valley is off the rip. It's max value
Yep on the way you
Oh, what do you mean? What the fuck is the
I saw the guy you killed, what the fuck is he doing?
Oh, I'm gonna like to kill the wall. How does that even happen?
I missed out a billion.
Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in!
Let me in, come in!
Fuck, how's it going?
No, no, no.
I'll W.
I'm not fixin' the way that's gonna happen.
Yo, map is comin' down, careful.
Ah, I can't.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god, yeah, what we need flash
Oh my god
I
They were they were instant doctors, but you're a full HP
He missed
How did he use it?
He missed.
Okay, that was good. That was good. That was good.
Can you follow me up or something?
No, bro. Bro, you spook it on my name.
I've played for a long time.
The thing is, I can use that one name.
You gotta be fucked up if I'm using my pencil on you.
Hey, come here, bro. Come here. Let me give you a class.
You do what?
Alright, I'll come on you.
Alright, forget it.
The block is kinda scary. It's gonna go over the wall.
What's this after you move? You move the most important item.
What can I do?
Why is LeBlanc so fucking annoying?
Nobody likes LeBlanc, nobody likes playing LeBlanc, nobody likes playing Ice-Bling, I guess nobody likes walking LeBlanc.
Nobody likes this shit.
Boo!
I gotta sit back, I know actually, not gonna sit back.
No, we're good.
We scaled, we actually outscaled.
We do.
I'm gonna horn him.
I'll just sit back, I can't run.
Okay, just play bot side, play bot side, I can't be shouldn't it.
She's just chilling farm for a little bit, we'll be fine.
I'm just from a way of clearing.
Yeah.
I was playing base.
Watch out.
Because I'm 0-3 versus a fucking Malphite, dude, that's why.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I don't I don't think I could have done anything better. I use
I think we're still winning. I think we're gonna actually auto gank bot lane counter gank. Yeah, every time
We have you know, I need
One before we don't mean
Shoot an auto why why
I think they might be doing that grubs, I can we play instant boss. I've been so much that I know I'm dumb
So you died boss dope
I think he's a broken gun.
No, we're good.
Well, I don't know what to say.
Fuck, he's still missing.
You guys have time.
I'm not a thousand percent sure that he's doing it.
He's gotta walk down.
They're looking at the top site.
Care.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm done.
Go, go, go!
I'll play walking down.
I didn't like him.
I was late on W, so it wasn't gonna be on target.
caretaps I did oh yeah oh I'm just farming hey still I'm not a tire wait
here with me it wasn't gonna be on target there
oh wow yes god damn it I know that my fingers are fucking frozen that xx I
wonder your back about it to arrange get your already yeah fucking garbage
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Ah, somebody! Holy shit, shut up!
Yeah, you're already! Oh, it's missing R!
I was supposed to get spied at work, brother.
No, we're laughing at you.
We're laughing with you
Is that what the kid used to tell you?
No!
What the fuck!
Long time, bro
Shit's hard
Can we take everything or not?
No, uh, no
This is so shameless, man
I have your moves
Full built
He's gonna go in the bush and watch this
I
Was hubby is hubris
Well, let me go over it. I
Collect her next. Oh, you want me to go first item over us?
It's fine ghost plays not bad. I love those way. It's fantastic. I'd look for a dead block here. It's not much to me
All right guys, I'm stacking bought to go top crab. Oh
oh that's gonna work pause did we press ouch my face we can't make a play work
bot side anyways you don't know what the stone died
wait I would be more go top pick popcrab
then we'll go okay we're going back guys so bad please don't just on the
one I have to be super involved
watch wait a minute oh wait nice don't that's good
shit bro yeah make my own make my own first yeah okay okay
Is it close with it? Yeah, 5 seconds.
They know?
They're gonna know dude, they're... yeah.
Once they said it.
Ansel boots doing my new slot.
There they are! I'm here!
I can't kill him by the range.
Crushed on it!
The later the game goes, the better it is for us.
Don't worry.
It is true, it is true.
I
Know I know what I'm such a nuisance
Yeah, both. We can smoke them. They're trash. It's 32. No, don't fight. Don't fight
Hey, you can always just perm a roll me you just wait for your
I mean, I tried to find her in the dark, but I think she went out of the range in the early.
No way, bro!
I'll fight her if she's rotating, offside mid.
Nice back and back.
That's zoning.
I'm resunning.
Okay, I have a... what do I have to do next? Nothing.
Are we on board one more?
Sure.
Send it.
Well, anyway.
Come on, guys.
Okay, chat. Do I finish boots? No, no, I got it.
Hey, did you get that cannon?
I got it, I got it. I got the cannon.
So fucking annoying what what a piece of shit
Do I go up this now or not wait Tyler it works it works it works not everything
Do I go up it's enough?
Oh go collector
Wouldn't it be better to go like the LDR actually I just go LDR
LDR.
Like triple longsword or whatever.
Wait, okay, there's a build you could do.
It's called Juggernaut J.
You go to Titanite.
No, no, not Donazin.
LDR.
Donazin and Donazin.
So, essentially, Titanic Hydra makes it so you don't have to reload between shots
and you can like boom, boom.
It's like a double barrel, like double pot.
Wait, do you guys say LDR is the end item, Nisha?
Yeah.
I'm going to kill him.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Get a rest.
Oh no.
Time to go.
Time to kill him.
I'm going to get him.
It's good, it's good.
I bolt don't worry
If I did that to him you guys with blame me 100% like
And that's us
Nice brawl, it's so big if I didn't get the kill
So that he would take it and you're the gym you would have blamed no 100%
I didn't use a barrier there.
Is that not the item?
Keep it in, keep it in. You should be able to get this.
Very nice, pal.
Sir
You tell us already I mean they're getting cooked. I mean we're this one their base
I have arrived but
I hold don't worry
I'm showing
You can play aggressive
Play aggressive
I think there's almost some like
Mazzline there used to be
I've been asked to do so
Holy shit, we're finally
he helped turn
Oh, he's rushing here
Hey, some other teams?
I got it
Bring on me
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's teleporting behind them.
Oh, fuck!
Cut it this way again.
That was the wrong spot.
That was the right spot.
No way, it's right here.
It's right here.
I'm behind you, right here.
He's going behind us.
I had to do this.
No, no, no, no.
He's one shot.
I stopped that.
TP, TP.
It's a bad.
We're fine.
He's leaving.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Yeah, they really ended on us, okay?
Yep.
Going all the way down right there. I wanted one. You said they did I hit the one there with the pit
That's the other way I'm a promote you okay. Yeah, well, you don't really have to give them
Okay, so don't you
Well, there's a blast a good resource bar that shits full red
Well, what's a blast? Okay? I didn't buy it
Don't you set up Dragon Contest? One minute!
Don't look at my mouse.
so annoying the way he moves his guys he's not tweaking out man
guys fucking tweaking
I
Get the blue op on me
There's always so cool
I
Boom
You should do it
The bombs above us careful, okay, we can pipe it down just comes in
You gotta don't want to catch
That's no flash
I
Always trying to be am don't let him do it eggs. I mean I hit on the shots of me just be a boy
I can take a full crit on him!
I lock it!
Big lock it.
Yeah, I can flash him.
I'm not moving.
Alright, not that one.
Holy!
What are they doing?
I'll flash this free.
Get him.
Did I stab him?
No.
We're slow?
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can speed him up. I can speed him up.
But he just...
He's too fast.
Hold on. What was it that you did?
What?
No.
I was confused.
You did good though.
I was there though.
I love you. I sped you up though.
That's all good.
Oh, I was gonna go all in on the bus.
I was gonna go all in on the on the on the on the buster
The mouth is invisible I cannot I cannot do any damage. I mean I because they can't
Just focus on the block you focus these two targets and you can't just hit whatever's in front of you
I only gained 612p for that game I got 73, what am I going to do guys?
I got 73
Masters, damn!
I did not done the walls on vacation, okay?
Where'd you go?
Upstate
I did a bunch of shit
Like, aww
Tell me what you did to like end the night off
What are you talking about?
Like the activity that you would do every night
Bro, don't go
I understand it, I understand
Jack, I think it was really fascinating
I don't do Jack, I don't know what the fuck you said
It was fast though
Jerk off
Is that what you're trying to indicate?
He would stargaze
I was not to end the night off. That was just one night.
I went so basically
It was like the best stargazing spot in America.
It was like someplace upstate Pennsylvania.
But it was from like my birthday weekend.
So I went to do jet skiing, swimming, eats, shooting range, horseback riding.
That sounds fun.
It sounds like American thing.
I
Always that reading is honestly not fun. I
Just hurts your body air to air to back there hurts your balls. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, Tyler Tyler
You're just gonna have to listen to my callouts
I
Imagine the horse like jumps up and he cracks your balls because they're under your ass. It's bad news. I
Don't know how some people able to ride it also guys
Okay
yeah okay so how is usually like your schedule like nowadays just now the
young kids like you just wake up whatever stream whenever
oh I'm gonna 4 a.m. 4 a.m. oh my god 30 a.m. rolls are up I watch 8 a.m. you want
what I was gonna go live early until like one I'm with them after one they
got about a 7 and I somebody's do a second stream or it's I we got four
I watch it
So you have two streams per day
You're driving to school
Interesting
What do you mean interesting
If you want him to be great and then shouldn't they start young like
That's flawless logic right there, I like that
But let's say you want him to be like a chess champion
Yeah, you have to you have to try them now start them early start them early
But you have a plan though for for what you would like
them to maybe do a vision or something or or
i'm not treating it like my own customizable character in a video no i'm saying i'm saying
you know an array of things that you'd like to present to her
that's fair that's fair uh that's a good question i'm not gonna talk about it like ice skating
perhaps it could be anything yeah yeah like i i don't hold on guys i see all the ijans nobody
ban yet I'm gonna give you all that I'm gonna say target ban also every single
time you know what I'll just do it give me give me an idea that's how I'm talking
about them okay I'm not gonna play okay
I'm thankful that my parents got me into doing stuff that was competed very early like skiing early
like I did also bad early but not early enough probably
Why do they so I guess oh that's actually stupid
Oh
Yes, we were broken. I thought I was rich when I was one year old
When I was point five years old we were rich and then we lost everything
My dad got my dad got divorced again
All that all that shit and then stuck with a crash
Play mean to you
Chat all my dad had all the same friends. Yeah, but he was rich is right and all their kids did see
I
You know how to play one jungle you let's get up there real quick. I got to GM playing Jarvan Lee Sin
Well, you did it. No, I did. No, you abused me when I lied
that his kid was better than his friends so all these friends that were rich
were doing skiing so he would bring it up to the to this video and I roll all
of them
no way how many games like I didn't compete in ski racing and I was the best
I all this because I rolled on you know we would go where you go with them we
had less money it didn't matter because we had we had the methodology
I'm playing here. I'm playing here. I'm playing here. I'm playing here.
Sure. I don't know about Caitlin. It's Milo.
Go ahead and play that game.
Ooh.
I actually went...
Okay guys, Tyler went 10 and 5 on Wilson 5 years ago in a ranked game.
We're at heavy AD, but that's okay.
We're going to DC.
Well, now that I know that Moe Gabriel is a very small hill.
And in all the in the big chain of mountains
Please thank you
It's a side but they might be sawed as jungle too. It's great. What money is flexed it?
It's a mix, bro. Ivan bro. I was driving
I'm not calling Ivern, no.
We have frontline, I have melee support.
Yeah, it'd be a really good Ivern game.
OK, I have an AP Ivern.
OK.
You're banning it, you're banning it.
That's banning it, not only are you going to ban it.
I'm fumbling.
Fumbling the bag here.
I've been waiting.
I'm just looking at OP.G's for sure.
What fucking losers you think this right shit?
My brother is ribbon data that should be seen when I was younger. I mean, oh, what's that?
Hello, what is it?
What'd you say would say talking?
What'd you say hello?
This was a new channel guys. Oh, we can also ask. Can you lock in something that plays safe?
Cuz I'm gonna be roaming the water
We are in control!
That's realized!
I have a 100% win rate on it.
Look, I kill him.
Anything else?
What the fuck?
Alan.
It's me.
Too late for that.
Gold medal.
I was already winning.
Every dress I know of people, I dress like a bee.
And nobody knows.
I want to be a fucking bee.
I had a bee costume and I was competing with bee cars on the other side.
What are you saying?
I was saying, I would do ski racing and everybody would be normally dressed and I would dress like a bee.
I had like a bee costume and I would compete in a bee costume and I was the fucking goat.
Oh my god, how did that conversation even come up?
Because we're talking about the starting kids young and I was starting young on competitive ski racing.
And I was the best.
How did that go? Did you learn life lessons from it?
I could be in the Olympics if I kept going at it.
Oh, keep laughing.
Keep laughing.
I believe I believe.
I'm not a club player.
I'm not a music player.
I think it's so offensive.
I'm not so offended.
You want it to be a play-along, Blaine?
No, I think what?
Yeah, but I don't want to do it anymore.
I guess I'm hating it.
Cause you have to freeze your balls off
in the middle of the ski,
I fucking stick them in the morning,
and go up on foot and put the gates up
with the drill and it's awful I hate it.
Well guys, I'll say this, we have a dream team here,
we have Dante's Ligerae, XTC on his famous Caitlyn,
Asa Road is fucking fabled, protected,
and then Humb's the Echo, let's go.
Why did not get that, any excitement on mine?
Well, there's some extra narrative.
It again, say it again, I'm more excited.
No, I won't.
I'm dead to say your name, you already said it.
Wait, okay, wait, XTC, you think Vayne?
No, I hate that.
And most Vayne players are fucking awful.
They're bad people. They're bad humans.
They're the deviance.
Riven players, Jax players, Vayne players, Zed players, these are all very weird individuals.
The people that have dark secrets.
Most of the playing characters, they have skills in their closet that they won't know about.
They would go to jail for them too.
He's getting deep into this.
Wait, Axe, don't you play Jax?
I used to play him.
Wait, you play him in all stars.
Hold up.
I played Jax because I had to and because I wanted to.
What do you mean you had to?
Because the cravings wanted him to play Jax, I think.
The world wanted me to play Jax, but I didn't want to.
I just did because I had to.
Wait.
I was in his household.
I used to play Jax, and now you play a champion whose chops revolve around muffins.
Um, what does he mean by that?
What does he mean by that?
He's deficient as fuck, it's okay.
No, okay, guys.
What are you doing with level one?
Invading the enemy topside buff.
Bro, we're getting ghosted again, you're going to do damage to it.
So, the next thing I doubt this was the sister daters, is that true?
Yes.
The one?
The sister-dater who you know we're married yeah, but you know being interested isn't better than dating
Yeah, I think it's still out of yeah
But we sit there and caught how it is you know like we're not just gonna say dating if it's more serious or not
Okay, what do you guys have a whole marriage in whatever?
Yeah, we had a wedding. Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah, and you had to go to the city hall
No, we didn't because we got married in the church. So okay, I don't officiate it there
so it's like show okay I'm reasons yep all right guys listen we need to focus up
here all right yeah I love you let's get it all right let's start out with
that there's none of that bulls your roaming okay no no hums I'm gonna put it
again problem okay I'm gonna care to summer honor by the way nobody can stop
My friend because I'm the one going for all the things
Holy bars
From Rob
Oh
Mmm, that's not a word
Okay, that's my boy T. He likes to read when he's on the ivory. He thinks you shudder
Okay, he'll come at you and all you up like butter. Oh
Yeah, but you
Go on go on extra. That's over. It's your turn. Well. I mean you said oh when it was her, you know, I said, oh
It's like a thing where rappers say they do. Oh like an Adler. Oh, yeah, um, it's lit like that
Where's my support once more
I'm just enough with this shit.
I have to look at my keyboard. I have to look at my keyboard to see what where am I?
Oh my god, I can't.
Yo guys, look at any wolves!
How are you not moving?
Nice bro.
Holy fuck this game up.
Haha, good one here.
I can't count it.
Oh no, sorry.
Yeah, no problem.
Look, hey, time to check out what's going on bro.
Okay, just don't do it too much.
There's a port coming!
Yep.
Oh god.
Oh, there's death.
No, no, we're dead.
No, he's out.
He's out.
Easy.
I'm doing good.
This is fun.
I'm going to go to the mouth section.
I'm too flashed on him.
He's actually dead.
This is not a character.
It's very fun to play against.
I'm enjoying my time.
Really?
I see him coming.
He's dead.
I don't give it his ear.
Okay
It's good guys. That's what I was saying
I'm cooking them low key
Oh
Fuck up
The ability you drop some fucking
Positive man Jesus is really fucking time. I'm gonna be aiming at the wall every time like it's a
Hey, I'm still playing I'm simply in the part I'm playing the part
We can kill him, we can kill him, what the fuck are we doing?
No, he's sawed, he's sawed, he's sawed, he's sawed, look.
Yeah, sawed me?
We can dog this, we can dog he dog this.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Yeah, I'm out of crab, I might like pop, pop, pop, pop.
I saw Invader's Cogs, I saw Invader's Cogs.
Yeah, I'm out of them all.
Did he dash up?
Listen to these birds.
No, no, no, no, no flash.
If I had dashed up, he'd have killed that, killed that.
He's missing the beat.
Talks for 10 hours.
He hasn't though.
He's got it though.
I think he can keep dog screaming it.
Screaming it like he's fighting
His mouth and forgets what the dog got a million
But none of them stick
You know first
He's so annoying this fucking toad man ganking bot ganking bot index yet, please
It's fine. Don't don't don't please don't please don't
I
This is good
Fucking toad piece of shit
He's very low. Oh, I'm sorry. Who died?
I'm gonna go be extra matter. Oh give us assist nothing on top said see that one. I'll go be a lot of them one BX
It's just flat out
What the fuck is on your head, it's my fucking hair
and ally has been slain
stay in the fight
my bad
change the tone bottom of the house
whoo
hahahaha
uh, you can go map here
fuck
Oh my god I just I just put into her head what is he missing I just took her fucking
top off.
Okay, all right, all right, he's in us. His wrappers are down.
Oh, I think he had it.
Actually, he should be safe for a little while.
No, not that.
We can admit it, by the way, like perma.
I guess you should be safe. He's literally getting w'd like.
I
Got a rush boots so this front here one boots
You know for the first time in all these games, I'm way better than my baby one on Amy team and now I'm completely fucking
Yeah
Get away from my lane!
No, get away!
Don't come in the game!
I'm here!
I'm the lawman of the law.
No, from the state with my life.
Just thinking to get you to get Tommy, I mean, wait, I should, I shouldn't have
to find me.
I'll be your archer!
The sign's coming!
I don't know if it's done.
I told you to come in.
You sat in the bush.
I don't get it back.
What do you want me to do with this?
The back top can drop by just showing you.
No!
The sign's there!
What is that?
What was that?
What is that?
What is that? What was that?
What is that?
You're dead and you!
That's not even a fucking like me.
Like that.
That's how you sound!
Hey, I'm almost level 3.
1 minute on 3?
Okay, I'm good. I'm level 3 now.
Okay, we're 8 minutes in.
Wow, I'm hyped about this one.
Okay, we're 8 minutes in.
Okay, go, go, go!
Just get this guy!
Bro, you're actually level 3 though.
Oh my god, that's very good.
What level am I in?
I never wanna see you.
Am I gonna disappear?
I think I want to hear though, he ults it right?
Wait.
Level 3, 8 minutes, dude.
Oh.
I'm not chef saddened, this Nile is so bad, he's so bad, man.
He's a baby saddick, a bitch ass.
He said you sit bot.
Right, Axe?
Yep.
That's what I heard.
on the way
wait
uh yeah yeah
appreciate about it side
oh i'm gonna die
and also thanks for the streams kadeem
stay positive and don't listen to your
oh problem guys don't worry
talk about getting in this game
no it's not over don't worry
it's not over till the next is
this close
game over and don't get into the
Yeah, you're wasting time, bro.
Wait, what's with you every game?
No, you unironically sat there and said what I did was getting her sanity put down.
You should have seen what he did mid-lane.
You gotta see what he did mid-lane.
You probably would have been slinging slower than him, trust me.
Why is he invincible?!
Because the W has charges.
It's like yasuo with wall.
I'm coming
Wow
How'd that happen?
Brother, I don't even play this game that I didn't miss it. She's invincible. She cannot again engine
I'm so fucking mad
All these games
I'll hold it for you.
Not only you can take it, just take it. Just guy speed, bro.
You need that speed.
Nila's such a stupid fucking copiar character.
He's so copa.
I'm Thanos right now. I'm actually really strong. I'm dusk.
We have numbers on that church on the map.
Yeah, that's probably it.
I'm no TSS.
Yeah, I can look for those boning. What do they have?
Nothing. Boning is everything.
Okay. Entirely jungle warded.
me jungle warded vision has been established jump in the puddle again
I just show the line I'm sorry to say but I don't think right now the team has value I
think we need to get the uh
I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing.
Yep, yep, yep.
Wait, oh, I'm trivated.
Malphite's MIA.
He's going to go to Raptors, do you want to kill him?
You're able to.
I'm going to go to Diamond, playing for level five.
One Q, he's dead, by the way.
One Diamond.
She doesn't have any lights, though.
Look if you get a one for the smoke.
I don't wear Malphites.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Oh, nice!
Thank you.
Also, X, where you can do this, you can, uh, stop where you see.
He's gonna, like, line. Like, in the middle.
Yep.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah, I just didn't want to get knocked up on that piece of shit.
Wait, again?
One time?
Is this video old?
Is it old today?
We can't fuck that.
They're very far ahead.
That means I don't know it's me, by the way.
Finish Jax's 4 kills and she's still useless.
Like, he's just still out of the game.
I don't think it's...
Oh
I'll take care of you to stop feeding her seriously, I can't carry us
I don't know.
Stop!
No, okay.
So, X, you shouldn't be used to her.
If you don't use her, I think you should die.
Yeah, but if I just auto, he backs up and you die anyway.
X, is that true?
Or is he like gaslighting you?
No, I think he doesn't.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm with you.
The reality is, if I ult, this guy might play around, saving his AD and maybe he
don't die.
But if I go for her, you absolutely die and we absolutely don't get the kill.
It's more of a of a chance of winning committed note as a winning like and it's how I see it
I won't lie down. It's not what he just said
Why do you explain everything like so long?
It's got like it's yeah, it's yeah, it's yeah, it's so good. I show you with a gun
Okay, you can either do nothing or put with an umbrella here than Bella's not gonna do shit, right?
you guys I'm on the way mother what do they use I'm on the way and you chuck
one of the time I'm like kind of far back if you get one of them
I
Oh no!
This is hard!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
No, no, no, it's one of both, it's one of both my bad.
If I press R, they all dead, that's for sure.
I didn't press R, no, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't my bad.
I sold that so hard.
It's okay.
It's not okay.
No, no, no, it's fine.
I mean, we've all made mistakes in this game.
Oh, you're level 4.
15 minutes like
He did okay, we are we are fine
Nice
He's gonna death work. It's on it. That's on me
They can chase it. This is so fucking annoying
Why is that so much?
Nobody likes Tom it
Nothing to delete a legend. It's just a shit character
I mean both carries. That's where it comes. Yeah
Push up, push up, push up, push up, push push push
You better be push us. I don't have stun for five
So annoying man
I
It is so oppressive, but like it's disgusting well, I mean whenever they had a chance because I mean we never actually put our lane but it's all good
You're one beat you the whole game kind of tough to play that one out
I think we just play the line we won. I want to be weird, but we won the line. This is not good. He's not a good player
I swear it's not good player
It's like
Nice! Nice!
That was near.
Surely?
Nice! It's winning! It's winning!
Nice!
Back out! Back out! Back out! Back out! Back out!
Ooh!
I tried. I tried.
Honestly, Axe is pretty good, dude.
Can't do more there though, that's good.
And I'm tying guys, it was just an... I'm not killing this, but we got this shit.
Chad, the traps were good! They filled up every trap.
All four traps, I got a hit on it.
Slingshot xp right
I have like the thingie the the hex tech thing
W
Okay, I'm they rotate so fast it's gonna stupid
welcome I don't even know how much you guys guess oh it's fucking mouth ice dude
it is lame I will say it is lame okay guys I might be me up for about five
more minutes yeah just fun we will win if I just being more resilience
I like it, I like building.
Like what's good is right now we have good communication.
Ah, who's talking?
Yeah, Matt talking.
Yeah, my bad.
How's that even possible?
It's because every time I talk, people start dying on the map.
So I said, I hope that it would change.
I mean, that's a good strategy.
It's not wrong, it's the wrong messenger.
Okay, I'm gonna go bot lane.
I need to steal one dragon.
It's a tough game, but it's not a lost game.
Help bottom! Help bottom! Help our men! Help our men!
They're coming!
I need to go sing.
Wait here.
I
Need a s-roll to the group with the I guess I guess yeah, I need to not be
He's good, he's good.
Come on Anko, come on Anko.
Dude, he's running under tower.
Stop my back.
I'm just keeping it.
I'm really far though, so go slow.
Hey, shut down.
Be careful guys.
I'm coming behind.
I'll be here.
I got the easier.
It's a big trick.
Fall down and drag it.
I got this shit again!
Everybody at...
Oh, come here.
Come here.
Fuck them.
Nice!
No, no, no, I'm taking my way.
I need one dragon!
Somebody take control of the pumps.
I'll go dragon!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So calling and other way like shut up Tyler is the guy that does the coms. You guys just fuck up
I love this Michael comes you guys can do Michael comes it like I don't want to bring here
Here I've two items up you I ran up three items. I'm literally Thanos
I had a similar
Anybody but Dota please
Just let me play size and I promise I won't be not again
just push ways and that's it as long they don't bear we good okay push on
there and that quick
might be fair
come on the way you can stall it, you can stall it, walk up
get a vision, do you have blue trinkets?
oh no
I just use my blue trinkets on the front
oh no, he's decent
check in
17, stop, stop, stop it, out, out, out, out, out
out, out, out, out, out
Leave, leave, leave.
Set it up, set it up!
It's good!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm back in.
Go back in.
Oh, dang!
Oh!
I think he's fighting in a second.
Yeah.
Why not?
I think he's gone.
I keep going.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep going, keep going.
Watch.
Anything?
CD?
Yeah, I think we'll catch it quick.
See you later.
Look at you subbed ourselves, now?
Yeah, it's good.
I don't know, we can't.
Oh no, Baron no.
X will bottom and farm that, I actually don't mean it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, I'll still win.
Yeah.
Man, this is not if I got played, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, trap them three times, this is fucking Dodgers ult, fuck that motherfucker.
Dodgers ult is us, he's a big sazer.
I think he just ulted into one of my bushes, but yeah, I dodged it after the job.
I replayed myself, LDR?
I'm getting vision on Baron very good. Very good support man. Careful. They're over there.
Don't want to do Baron again. Just get vision. I need 50 gold for my E.
I need 50 gold.
Okay, so Rolanda is you. I need a hover though. I need to hover. You shouldn't be on Baron.
Oh yeah, Volta, you should hover me.
Yeah, I'm not paper short fights. I didn't do all of the other than what I see and you play for just paper short fights
You don't mean
matches play for like
I got I got battery
Going top. I'm coming to the point. Yeah, that's it. I'm not gonna hold back in anyway
I'm not there, please don't play without me, please
Yeah, I'm here
Check it. Just check it check it
Nothing I could look I could look on flank. Yes, could go in now, but there's a lot of you guys should go in
They backed out like very far
They have a condition dominance
I can't they have the problem
That's okay
No, you're sitting. Always stay mid. Just keep hitting the wave.
Just always the wave. Sold. Sold.
Always think like where the fucking W from.
Okay, let's get it.
Nice, we're doing good.
I have 17, I have 1.7k. I'm going mid tries.
I
Always be sure don't me please. I can go very deep to put it on me. Thanks
Another coach
We're sitting for
Yeah, just chill
I do not have to be there I don't scare that scary yeah yeah yeah he's cooking something in his granite
Oh lowkey look look look what you do this you can force them out of the dragon just do it on fire right now we can just force this and get them out of the dragon pile
I didn't do it but yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on they have to answer this if they don't answer this we just do it
We should not go over the wall. This is a bad idea.
It's three mid right now.
You guys are good.
They're gonna be two right here.
They're gonna go dragon. Go do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. They're gonna be dragon.
Yeah, we can do it.
Get the board.
Either coming off, get me a turn.
I think we can...
I'm gonna keep Nilo.
They're keeping me.
Watch out! Watch out!
Where's Nilo?
Where's Nilo? She's on the dragon, I think.
Okay, I got him.
Finish, finish, finish, finish.
I'm gonna keep Nilo.
Okay, I got him.
I can't go in, just front to back, you'll not fight, front to back, you'll not fight.
Go go kill, kill.
Just kite, front to back, front to back, front to back.
this is a big boy.
He's doing that much damage.
I mean, I love Flash. It's okay. It's all right.
Yeah.
We got banned anyway, right?
Yeah, we took it off.
Yeah, good smite. Very well done.
Yeah, we got it. I don't know if he's smited.
Aw yeah, he's a full fist.
He's got smite.
Just play more deep.
We can't hit the time catch.
Do not hit the time catch.
Ignore the time just completely.
In that fight, we were just sending subcansions. Don't hit him.
What was it, the Silas and Azir?
Oh, I hit the wall.
Oh, my god.
I should have killed the guy who was invincible to auto-attacks.
Wow!
That would have been a lot better!
I should have auto-attacked the guy who was invincible to autos!
Yes.
If me, you die, but their backline, we should win.
Let me get the bot lane.
I get a board on this.
I got flash for next fight.
Alright, I have creeper now.
Now that they countered the counter.
Flash him.
Gives over.
Up Salus is ridiculous.
I was ridiculous.
Two and twenty.
Three and three and twenty-five.
These guys are hard dosing and it's making me very angry.
Fuck.
Yo, at least he's level twelve now.
Oh, get out of here.
They can.
They can the game here.
They go and they can.
They're in the spring.
They can.
They couldn't even end.
They actually couldn't even end. It's only impossible to end it.
They left. It sounds better to me right now.
I would rather put my dick in a fucking toaster
than watch him plunge his string like a bitch ass.
Shut up, help out Pussy.
Get the shit out of here man.
I'm cleaning it right now bud, thanks.
Like so annoying.
I'm really strong I'm really fucking strong just front to back
Listen burn Nila W and when Nila W is down that's when we go in on the Nila okay, okay
Whatever you have to burn the Nila
That's easy. You see you. You're proud. Look look
He's trolling.
I think by himself.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
He's spreading.
Don't stack up.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm trying to stand around here.
Oh my God.
You always feel good.
I got it from you.
Ah, that's so mean.
Oh no.
That's dumb for you.
for you
500 movements, huh? I'm sorry Tyler. What is this I list
Yeah, I know what it is.
That's not 30.
How?
18 to 3.
Unbelievable.
The cost is, like, 3 is 25.
Bro, you know how much Dante's got you ahead, Tyler?
Come on.
That level one was insane.
You should have won off that.
I'm holding them.
I'm actually holding the game.
Now, but he almost 2-0 with down 20 CS and to the 2.
No, fucking bro.
Okay, there.
I think we're gonna burn it through our shot Loki wait wait no just wait for other keys
Okay, hold on board. Let's go.
That champ is ridiculous.
Oh my god, what up?
What up, he's bald.
I trapped him, huge.
I can't read it, is this visual?
She's OP, level 16.
Oh, okay, send it.
Daisy.
I have boots, they're right here.
It's the extra slots from the fucking new...
A.D. Epic.
It's the bomb quest, it gives you an extra slot for items.
I'm sure the Nylah's literally the only term for me.
If we can kill the Nylah, we just win the game.
He's just burning his shield, yeah. He just used everything on her.
I have Blaster next by it, so if somebody base the shield, I'll just blast one there.
Okay, I'll have a soul, guys. They have soul.
That's alright.
They have soul, but we have a Tyler 1, level 17 hybrid.
That's it, Aura. I'm here to chill, so I'm moving to that.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, they're on the fed. Oh my god. He's killing me.
Yeah, start typing bro, just start, cut him out Tyler.
He teleported me in bro.
Oh my god bro, we were fucking, better mid, better mid.
Better mid, yeah, W mid.
Fuckin' need our shit here on Tech-
W mid, tight on our three-hands receding.
Hell!
Every single one of us are paper, but they're no shit, let's get us.
Join the club, man, it's all good.
No last one, five years.
Five years, I don't know if he has that last time.
I'm up in 8 I can carry.
Chew, just huge player.
Okay.
Daisy though.
Daisy though?
Daisy!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Get back to Daisy.
Get back.
It's a time, it's a time, it's a time, it's a time, it's a time, it's a time,
it's a time, it's a time, there's a lot of damage.
Nice.
I'm up in 5.
You see him?
No.
This guy's so big.
I hate him.
No
Yeah, it's probably bad
It's
Skeleton HD very
Interactive game
Go kill everybody
That's the best gasoline out there
It's just in on a lovely olympics statistics. Are you gonna play that or did you guys take it?
Yeah, it's like an analyst for no big
Okay, the dodge
Okay, give me off this misery
Let him in, bro, let him in, this shit is broken
No, no, no, let him in, let him in, let him in
By the way, I'm not kidding, I'm not even trying to be weird
This AD is actually bad
Like, the other game, I was getting shot on the east table
You're at 48 CS to 15 you were 1v2 the whole time. Yeah, like I think you're the ventrified
Wait, wait
Never ever ever ever let Dante support ever
Every time you play support, he always wants to come mid just use my lane. I don't know why. Yes, and he roams
And he just fucks three lanes at once. He can never
He was looking at 14 minutes. How many impossible
You stop speaking that that's how you know, you're fucking just completely trolling listen
That is not talking. It's I mean no, no
You lost your bronze promo
Yeah, yeah, I was like level eight again, and he pains one like you're I'm coming. Oh my god
He's gonna all right. He walking the lane level three. What the fuck are we doing like well level three is crazy
It's okay. I'm not gonna blame. I'm not gonna blame. It's it's his fault for sure though
Guys listen, I'm serious the real problem this game listen
Let's be honest if Tyler one was on any champion besides Ivan we win the promise he couldn't capitalize off of the monumental jungle pressure
Oh, I still up 30 CS on him. So you got two kills true
But if you on any other jungler you would have been up a hundred think about it killed him and I could
Yeah, see so that's what I'm saying guys guys
Listen
I
Say we just focus on the fact like let's stop playing the blame game, and let's just think about what we could have done better
Yeah
Again
I'm a question maybe maybe get some for something like that. It's just for a couple minutes. Oh, yeah, we can finish big
I yeah, I was like big again. I actually I'm not kidding. I really love people. I was really fun
Told you kept collab. Yeah, very soon a cap
Yeah, what's um?
What's this children's author? So what's how is it children's author? What do they mean?
Like old guy video, like what?
Oh, probably not.
...
Wait, what?
...
It makes them release publicly available footage, right?
It just reposted.
Okay, I'll go down to the river with you.
As officers begin to follow the woman down the road
to figure out what in the world is going on,
she frantically runs a red light.
She just ran the red light, I'm behind her.
I'm gonna try to stop her so she stops driving like.
What are you talking about?
Is it bad?
Stop!
What are you doing?
Can you please go down to the river?
Ma'am, we can't be driving like that.
We are trying.
Please go down. Right now.
If you cause a crash though,
you're going to get yourself...
Get into the river right now! You're going to all be dead!
I have all the police here.
I'm trying to get them to go to save Peter from the river.
We're trying? Give us a minute, okay?
You can't be driving like that.
This is my hospitalation right now.
We're trying to get him to go to save Peter from the river.
He was in the middle of the water.
You need to go down.
Someone go down there right now.
I will not get back in my car.
I swear to God, I will stand right here.
But go down there right now.
I am going now.
Go down there right now, please.
Oh my God.
Come on, it's a big deal, okay?
Okay guys, pull up.
No.
No, just stay right here.
33, of course.
Can I get the mail's name, please?
Okay, now he's moving.
Can you see?
He's right there.
Please, now he's moving.
I mean that's fine but then you know that is
I
Didn't the point you'd have been a little bit like more effective as well. Oh, that's a man like
You're with it
I understand you're upset you do not need to cause the scene where was he supposed to go
Hi guys, we're looking for a male by the name of Peter, I don't know, I don't think so.
His life is freaking out.
Apparently his phone is peeing down here somewhere.
You wanna go down there with him? Walk around?
Where was he going?
That's not a broken house, is it?
Homeless?
Jesus!
Okay, okay, I mean
I
We told you to stop! You wouldn't stop!
I told you to go over there and then please go to the river!
What do you think he's doing?
He's down there!
He's looking!
Because the biggest old river met in my life!
Sit down.
Alright.
We got her phone still?
Yeah, sorry, sir.
We don't even know who she is.
We don't have our ID yet
So what is this phone? The river?
I mean, I mean, I just didn't know
I'm also the skipper wasn't here
There are keys and a purse over here
She said she didn't have her license on her
Nothing happens?
He said, is he in there?
And I told the cop, please follow me
He said, no, you can't
We need more information
He said, I'm like, he's in a suit and tie
I'm like, I can't wait, I need to get down there
They pulled in front of me, I'm fucking
I got out of my car and they pushed me to the ground
I mean she is crazy
There's another
He's here!
What the hell is that?
That looks angry!
Just exercising?
What?
No.
Wait, really?
Do you have your patrol blanket that big?
Is this nothing bigger?
Is this all bigger?
Throw this on my truck.
I'm tired.
These guys are wily.
I never call on this big.
Once you're on it, people will be fine.
But you just...
You gotta go.
I think it's very small.
It'll be easy.
It'll be really easy, we can get a catch pull.
That's not a fun.
I want to see you talk on this national level.
You gotta take your best to your sure about it.
Yeah.
Go get a stand.
Don't piss him off or he'll...
He's already gonna be f***ed.
That's the best you can do to get him to tire up.
Yeah, wear him out.
Can you guys call him?
Oh, no.
Oh no
There's really nothing happening to go either
So I mean
What is that?
I don't like it!
The big wool one
That's what they gave me
So
Get out of my way
Oh man
You're a mean one
Girl why do you keep jumping for it?
Just keep doing that, I'll get tired
Okay what is it like this?
Oh no, you're so big and bad
I need that heavier b-
Okay I'll let you get the dish up for a food time
time. What is that? This is the story of two high school football players from you. Alright,
I mean, it doesn't strike me.
You know what I mean?
There was, uh, what is that?
I mean, EWU, let's take a look.
Well, what did I do?
Why did you just look, I mean, I mean, it's fine.
Yeah, this was an hour ago.
The other night, whenever I was going downstairs to grab the clothes,
I literally woke up in the back of the car.
I don't remember if I went into this car willingly or not.
A woman finds her missing 15-year-old niece at the home of a 24-year-old man.
But when investigators begin asking what happened during the day she was gone,
they are met with a horrifying answer.
You said, I want to have my kid.
Yeah, that's just something I do when I guess I'm falling in love.
love. The following footage has never been seen before. On January 22nd, 2025, a 15 year
old girl stepped out of her home in the late night hours to retrieve clothes from her mother's
car. However, she never made it back inside. Five days later police are called to a quiet
neighborhood home in Hollywood, Florida. So my niece has been missing for five days.
I'm searching, yeah, for more on beach with a duct light next to Daytona. I did
a whole bunch of my own police work and found his mom's address.
Who's he?
Uh, he is uh, I'm so mad, I'm sorry.
Edward Rummel.
Investigators identify 24-year-old Edward Rummel
through the teen's most recent internet activity.
When his name was relayed to the teen's family,
they launched a search of their own.
He's trying to, oh, I didn't know that she was,
you mean, I put her in my car.
We called to do well checks for this house.
I heard they called him out earlier today to be fair.
All I thought was I was like, oh, a girl running around.
I thought it was a local person.
I had no idea that it was so far away.
Police stopped by Edwards Home earlier in the day
after the girl's aunt requested a welfare check.
According to her, however, nobody answered the door.
She and her boyfriend traveled to the home themselves
just hours later.
Yeah, welfare check, they're not allowed to break in.
Where they found Edward and the teenager
as they were about to get into his car.
So we hurryed up and drove over there
and we put the car behind their car,
and I got out of the car, I looked at her,
and I was like, get in the car.
So I walked over and he's like,
like trying to not let her go.
And I walked over and I put my car in the car.
And I told her, I said, look at the car.
Oh my God, I was living in his apartment
and it was like a, I guess I did a welfare check
on me somehow because it's something somebody called it
and they made the door open my door.
So I mean, listen to this again.
Can we talk?
I was like, I promise you don't want to talk to me.
And then they instantly called somebody on the phone.
Then the brothers were like in the,
like throwing signs out the window
and like getting in the window and laughing
and blowing smoke in the window.
Finding the missing girl brought an end to the search
but investigators still must piece together
how she ended up over 250 miles from home
with a man almost 10 years older.
An officer then shares the news with her mother
who immediately voices her anger.
Your sister, your senior,
has informed me that we could find your daughter.
And we do have the gentleman as well
that she was currently with.
And he has to have it to actually go off, you know?
He leaves his phone in his face,
that's how many of them might.
Two questions. You are going to prosecute Breck. I already got a statement for you.
I'm a fool. I'm just going to throw up.
What the f**k are you holding up to?
You f**k that.
You really have no f**king idea.
You go go to jail.
You don't think you have all that good stuff that you can't already have?
I don't see that.
Police now turn their attention to the 15 year old girl,
whose account of how she ended up with Edward paints a deeply disturbing picture.
The other night, whenever I was going downstairs to grab clothes, I literally woke up in the
back of the car.
So how did you end up in his car?
I don't.
You don't remember?
I don't.
I don't remember if I went into his car willingly or not.
Because this sounds more like a kidnap.
I literally was told just now.
You weren't allowed out of his house?
Yeah, I was not allowed out of the house until just now.
When you say let out, what do you mean?
Somebody locked the door.
She had a lock on the door all the time.
She will soon give detectives a sinister depiction of what she says took place over the course
of those five days.
But first they are greeted by the suspect in question.
Hello.
Yeah, I just came up here to see what's the situation.
What's the situation?
Yeah.
Sometimes we'll see something on your boss.
Okay.
Give me a favorite channel.
Do you have anything on you?
Just a phone.
Just what?
My phone.
Your phone.
Yeah.
Do you have a lesson?
He's been detained.
Yes.
As detectives speak with Edward and the teenager separately,
both say they first connected in early to mid-January on Whiz,
an app where according to their website description,
young people can safely and authentically express themselves and connect with like-minded peers.
And during that time, what were you guys talking about?
What?
Oh, we're just trying to get to know each other.
What's that mean?
It's not that to me.
My personal stuff, you know, we're trying to have a relationship between us.
And pretty much that's it.
Edward states that while the pair first communicated on Whiz,
their conversations eventually shifted to Snapchat and Google Meet.
Google me how old you were? Yes, ma'am
Parents and everybody else how old they knew which profile say I
Don't remember
I'm pretty sure if I was older and then as far as when she told you her age
She what was that on well with his SUV. She's 20 always
Edward claims to have just learned of her real age when the girls aunt arrived at the home
Okay, there's exchange pictures with each other
like picture how any kind of pictures did you send any back yeah explicit ones as
well yeah at any point if you like sending any videos that you sent him any
like pictures of videos I don't remember from my end exactly I don't I don't think
that I said anything I don't know did he tell you how old he was he told me he
was younger than what I thought he actually was after at first he told me
that he was 17 she initially used a friend's phone to message Edward after
her own had been taken away by her mother okay according to police okay okay
Jack none is info like it's gonna make some story makes sense like like if the
guy thought she was 20 then why would he make us of younger just sound 17 that
would lower his chance of being with somebody who he thinks would be 20 I
mean this is doesn't make sense this was due to the teenager
conversating with males older than her in an inappropriate manner she would
later switch communication methods to her school-issued computer. However, what she says
began as a normal conversation between her and Edward quickly took a troubling turn.
He was talking about how like he wanted to get me pregnant and how he wanted to like
feel it on me at all times. What did you say to that? I was like, you're making me
really uncomfortable and I'm not okay with that. Did you say I want to have my kid?
Yeah, that's just something I do in my life.
I guess I'm falling in love.
I only want to be a dad.
According to the teen, Edward even appeared outside
her school one day as students were being dismissed.
She recalls seeing him in a silver car
but says that they never spoke,
nor did they ever discuss the bizarre encounter.
A week later, they would officially meet.
How did you plan on going to meet each other?
I asked her, I just asked her straight up,
like, do you want to do something?
I can pick you up Wednesdays and say,
Yeah, we can do something about it.
At the school, but then you know that it's not a page, no?
Okay, well, that, she said yes, okay?
He's like, you should come spend the night with me
and then like at first,
I don't know what I was thinking,
but I had agreed with it and I was like,
no, that's really weird, I don't wanna do that.
So I took back what I had said
and then he's like, okay, well,
I'm gonna be in town and I was like, okay,
just, I don't need to know that,
I don't wanna see you.
and then he's like, okay.
Yet Edward says he picked the girl up from her home
and drove the two of them directly
to a hotel in Orman Beach.
Hotel surveillance footage would show Edward
checking into the hotel alone at 826 p.m.
on the night she went missing.
Three hours later, the teenager is with him.
I remember like opening my car door
and seeing that same silver car from my school
parked next to my house in the apartment area.
And I didn't see anybody inside of the car, so I was like that, maybe it's a different car.
Where's the thing burger? Roll, roll, roll, this is each other guy, what are you talking about?
Like, like even, even, okay, even the lies that she was saying, it doesn't matter if she's talking about a bunch of this shit, it doesn't even matter.
She's 15 years old. The guy knows, at that point the responsibility of everything falls onto him.
I mean, everything falls onto him to do better, and then the guy doesn't.
The guy does worse every time deliberately, so he's, he's quick regardless.
She can really go AFT here and say uh uh one, two, three, four and count to 100.
But she's been memories kind of probably from then.
But I remember getting handed a water bottle and like being very dizzy.
Did you have a conversation with him before he handed it to you?
At 11 05 p.m. on the night of the teen's disappearance,
police records show that she messaged Edward stating,
I'll be coming down soon. I just don't want to be sus about it. I love you in response. Edward writes back. I love you more
Faced with conflicting stories detectives are interested in what may have been captured by surveillance cameras at the apartment complex across the street
She's being so weird walking in on my but I remember waking up in the backseat
Police reports don't mention whether investigators recovered the surveillance footage.
Excuse me.
The team confirms that Edward then drove her to the hotel, but her recollection of what happened next would become the most disturbing part of her account.
He had removed my clothing, and then he got on top of me. I tried telling him to stop this, and it didn't work, and he overpowered me.
And during that time, did you guys engage anything? Anything? Explain that to me.
Um, yeah, pretty much.
And what happened then?
Um, I asked her, I didn't ask her.
I told her I'm going to take her back to the house.
She told me that she didn't want to go
because of the consequences that
we were going to have between her and her mom.
So...
Well, I thought her mom knows what's going on.
Because that night, her mom said she couldn't go out.
So she snuck out?
Correct.
She's proud of the idea, I'm gonna go with you.
And I agree, I said yeah.
Edward says they checked out of the hotel the following day
on January 23rd, driving the two back to his home
where she stayed until she was found.
He claims that he and the teenager spent their days
watching movies, eating and hanging out.
You know, you make the case that you were manipulated
to think that they're older or whatever,
when the person says they're gonna get grounded
if they got caught sneaking out of the house,
like buddy, you know you're not dating some adult,
like little buddy, right here.
And then you go pick him up at the school.
What is it, the kids like, the fuck is wrong with him?
He's on the bottom of town and that they would text and call
while he was at work and she stayed at the house.
During that time, did she ever speak to her mom
or they called or anything like that?
She texted her mom because he sold either Friday or Saturday.
She said, hey mom, can I come Sunday?
At any point while she was at your house
did she tell you she's going to go home?
No.
I asked him to take me home and then he said he would,
that I end up getting to go home.
She told me today.
She told me she called his sister
and apparently her mom's gonna kick her out.
So she asked if she can stay with me for the meanwhile.
You've been in contact with your mom
since you've been at his house?
No, ma'am.
No, so you haven't spoke to anybody
since you've been there?
No, ma'am.
Did he give you a phone?
Uh, yeah, but he was constantly talking to me on there.
I couldn't hang up.
Did you ever call your mom on it?
No, sir.
You ever try to call your mom on it?
No, sir.
I was told if I tried to call anybody like that, then it'd just get worse for me.
You live with your mom, sir?
Correct.
And she was okay with this girl coming in?
Okay.
Straight up, though.
Where is this girl's mom, though?
I mean, why didn't she sit her down and be like, you know, listen, like
Like this guy, this guy's cooked.
I don't care, I don't care what happened,
what you did, just say the truth.
Why is your mom saying, yo, lock in,
say the truth, whatever, right?
It might be, like, I might not even hear about it,
or anything.
The teenager tells another story.
I don't know, it's just weird.
Explaining why she wasn't able to leave the home.
If you left the house, like if the mom was there
and you wanted to leave, were you able to?
No, man.
How come?
Because I wouldn't have a way to get out.
Like I could go outside, but she'd always be like,
oh, well, where are you going?
And I'd be like, I'm going home.
And she was like, how are you gonna get there?
Just wait for him to come back and so he can drive you.
But he was on the phone with you, you said, right?
So he heard everything?
Well, I left the phone in the room at one point
because somebody had, like the door was unlocked.
So I went to use the restroom and his mom was like,
oh, we'll come out and eat and all that.
And then I went back in the room
and then I fell asleep.
But as I went to go back to see if the door was unlocked,
it was not, the door was locked again.
But then whenever he would get home,
he'd have it the right way, that he'd leave
and he'd basically flip the handles, I guess,
while I was asleep or something.
Because when I flip the handles
to lock you inside the bedroom?
Yes, ma'am.
So then how did you get out to go outside?
Go back, go back.
Flip the handles on a knob.
So I went to use the restroom and his mom was like,
I will come out and eat and all that.
And then I went back in the room and then I fell asleep.
But as I went to go back to see if the door was unlocked,
it was not, the door was locked again.
But then whenever he would get home, he'd have-
It's this door that you can't do that.
The right way.
Like, he'd leave and he'd basically flip the handles,
I guess, while I was asleep or something.
You flipped the handles to lock you inside the bedroom?
Yes, ma'am.
So then how did you get out to go outside or to the bathroom or to eat or anything?
Like, um, I'm assuming either his mom or one of his brothers.
But the girl's hands finds it hard to believe that Edward's-
Dude, dude, I have to go back. I don't-
How did you get out to go outside or to the bathroom or to eat or anything?
Like, um, I'm assuming either his mom or one of his brothers.
How does that answer the question? And I don't- what the fuck?
But the girl's aunt finds it hard to believe that Edward's family didn't pick up on anything suspicious
The subject of the teenager's age would soon resurface after detectives uncovered another bizarre exchange of messages
How come you said this?
Remember your 20 years old?
Before that conversation, her mom,
she told me I am all that she called her sister.
And that apparently she said that her mom would
come and look for her with the cops.
Was she going to get kicked out
while her mom would come look for her?
I have no clue.
Well, it didn't actually work.
She knew that she was kidding.
This may have been when police arrived
for the welfare check.
However, the girl tells investigators
she doesn't remember hearing or seeing them. But as both sides continue to contradict one
another, detectives are eager for the truth. According to the police report, the teenager
had previously made remarks to her mother.
Don't know?
What do you mean by that?
Rotate your string key.
What is it?
Is that weird?
I mean, I'll do it just one click, but it just seems weird.
Huh?
Please rotate your string key or not up to you.
Hope you're interested in doing a stream smile.
Is that a threat?
I mean, what the fuck is that?
Buddy, what are you doing?
about being abducted. The topic seemed to quote, spark interest in the child, but she
says that the horrors she described are anything but imaginary.
He had tried to be like, oh, well, why don't you just be my girlfriend and have my baby
and all that. I was like, I don't want to date you. I don't want to be here. I don't
want to come.
I still want to be in this situation.
According to court documents, Edward was initially charged with lewd and lascivious
battery of a victim 12 to 16 years of age, Luder Lasivius, and computer. He pleaded not
guilty to all charges, however the state attorney declined to proceed with the case.
Wait, wait, wait.
Not guilty to all charges, however the state attorney declined to proceed with the case.
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Well, I have no idea what I want to touch the case
because of all the lies and how it doesn't work out
for the abduction or like fucking kidnapping or whatever,
right?
But I don't think they need that much more
to just get him only,
on all the charges that are uniting related to her.
As in like, why does it matter?
All those communications and then in person,
all that, I mean, it's still all bad.
And I'm pretty sure it's still also statutory, you know?
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Yeah, yeah, this is a guy who's used to reference.
Like the same guy.
They're about to apply at McDonald's.
Oh yeah.
XQCL.
This is really with her story.
I don't think that he understands.
We don't know how it works.
Buddy, buddy, they can avoid all of it.
You know what, this guy literally self-reported
that he had an encounter with a fucking minor.
Buddy, that's just a story.
He said he's just up for the whole thing.
Like, what else?
They don't even need to encounter anything like that.
Like, what the fuck?
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Imagine?
Yeah, I'm about to do it.
I'll be watching this.
What is that?
Interesting?
Let's see that one.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know why.
Oh, god.
But, uh, Rizabee's.
This is Rizan.
What do you mean?
Rizabee's.
This is Rizan.
Rizabee's.
Let me salute it. I don't know if it's listening.
So they just linked it. I opened it.
Yeah, I'll have a little more just...
Okay.
I'll have a little from Until Dawn.
Interesting.
Is it a good video?
It's an hour.
All right, so there I was an American tourist eating a nice hot slice of
Tato sucre.
Yo, don't look at it.
Can you see me?
We don't know.
Bro, bro, bro.
I, I, I will brief on it.
Don't look.
Being in a dump like Montréal.
But at least I had my Tato sucre.
Oh, very cool, man.
At least I did.
Until this fucking thing looking like a young Willem Vifo after three red
or some medieval squire who accidentally found Wi-Fi came in and ate the most
unholy shit after falling face first into the half pipe. I dropped my Tartosup
prey. Fuck. Now you stop. Let me check his logs. I mean, I'll just tell you, it
means one click. It doesn't matter. User. Linked list man. That's just a scary
I'm like a lie.
Yo?
Huh?
I am so confused.
Um...anyway...
Chat, what is that? Explain it!
Well, but I have already hacked us all.
It's, um...
Prompt Injection.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what that is, like some SQL shit, I don't understand it.
What even is that?
One prompter.
I guess.
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Jack she was in my chance is it?
Hey, it was good
All your mail all get a chance. What is it? It's 8 30 a.m. On April 15th 20 back
I'm not warning you
Right now it's 8 30 a.m. On April 15th 2013 why's it not?
We are 30 minutes away from the start of the Boston Marathon
It's a history of 26.2 mile race that starts in the town of Hopkins and slowly descends into the heart of the city
Dude, it's not running. What are they explaining?
Jackson runners have signed up ranging from elite athletes to recreational runners running for charity a baseball game
The Boston Red Sox versus the Tampa Bay Rays is set to begin in a few hours at 11 a.m.
It's also Patriots Day in Massachusetts. It's around 45 degrees out, overcast and slightly windy, almost perfect weather for marathon running.
At exactly 9 a.m.
The first competitors begin moving towards the starting line.
The mobility impaired runners will cross the starting line first, followed by the wheelchair racers, elite women, then men, and finally the three waves of ordinary runners.
For many of these participants, simply being here is an accomplishment.
Some of them have spent years trying to qualify, others have been invited based on their fundraising efforts.
Many are running Boston for the very first time, a race that they've dreamed about ever since they started running.
Right now, all 23,000 of them are headed towards the same destination, Boylston Street,
where a yellow and blue finish line is painted on the road along with a timer strung overhead,
showing the elapsed time since the marathon started.
By now, Boylston Street is already packed with spectators as the first few elite runners
crossed the finish line.
At 208pm, the Red Sox game ends, meaning a crowd of around 37,000 people flow out onto
nearby streets, many of them coming straight to watch the marathon runners on Boylston,
increasing the size of the crowds even further.
Among these spectators watching with their friends and family at the finish line is Crystal
Campbell.
Crystal was a 29-year-old Massachusetts native living and working right outside of Boston.
Today, she'd met with some friends downtown and planned to come watch the marathon as
one of her friend's boyfriends was running it.
Crystal is standing right in front of the marathon sports store on Boylston Street.
Ling Zilu is another spectator in the crowd.
She was a 23-year-old graduate student from China studying statistics at Boston University.
That day, she'd been hesitant to go to the marathon because she had an exam and wanted
to study.
But after seeing that her friend Dan Ling Zhu and some of her other friends were going,
she eventually caves and joins them.
Ling Zi and Dan Ling are standing right in front of the forum restaurant, one block
down from Crystal.
And so is Martin Richard and his family.
Martin is eight years old, standing on the bottom of the building.
I don't know much about that, but this is where I've never looked.
It was a family tradition for him and his parents to watch the racers run by during
the marathon, cheering each of them on before the finish line.
It is now 2.49 pm, Martin and Lindsey are standing a few feet away from each other in
front of the Forum Restaurant, and Crystal is standing closer to the finish line in front
of the Marathon Sports Store.
Everything is now in place, and in the next few seconds, the country will change forever.
At this point, no one knows exactly what exploded, but something has just caused mass carnage
right in front of the marathon sports store, sending debris and smoke a few stories high.
The noise created by the explosion was ear piercing.
Many runners would later become deaf in their left ears.
13 seconds later another bomb explodes further down the street and it's now that Boylston
Street turns into absolute chaos.
Near the finish line spectators begin running in every direction and police officers start
yelling at everyone to get away from the area, as no one knows if there are more bombs.
I don't know what I would do with that. I would jump on the stairs and there's going to be a little bit of paper in there.
Holy shit, a bomb. A bomb?
What the heck is going on?
Is it safe to be here?
Probably not.
Oh my god, somebody's landing.
Ouch! Get out! Get out!
No, that's not one of your stuff.
What the hell is that?
Oh my God, something blew up.
Something blew up.
Oh my God, something happened.
Holy shit!
At the same time, radio traffic across Boston erupts.
Police officers, firefighters, paramedics and race officials all begin reporting the
same thing.
Explosions at the finish line.
Mary Gorsky, a runner who had just finished her marathon remembers thinking, we thought
the worst while quickly trying to think of plausible explanations.
Maybe a generator blew, a gas leak?
It couldn't have been a bomb, we're overreacting, it just couldn't have been a bomb.
And as most people are running away from the smoke, some are running for it.
Police officers, race volunteers and medical workers begin climbing over and ripping away
the barricades to reach the people closest to the explosions.
The victims seem to suffer varying states of injury.
It's immediately clear that those close to the explosion are missing limbs as
they're scattered near the blast. Some have their limbs mangled, shrapnel stuck in their
body or other critical injuries. Since there are so many victims, police need to make split
second decisions to aid the most critically injured.
Boston PD officer Tommy Barrett recalls, there were so many people that were hurt seriously
that it was hard to choose who to begin helping first. So that's what I was doing, just
trying to pick who, maybe who was hurt the worst.
Some victims are treated unseen, but most are pulled away from the blast zones
and carried, stretched or wheeled towards the marathon medical tent, which has transformed
from a place to treat minor running injuries to a full-blown mass casualty response site.
At 2.58, 9 minutes after the first explosion, the first ambulance carrying a critically
wounded victim pulls away from Boylston Street towards Massachusetts General Hospital.
More ambulances follow behind it.
Among the injured lay Crystal Campbell.
She was standing right by the first bomb and was knocked to the ground from the
impact.
The force of the explosion has broken her femur, burned large portions of her skin, and
embedded shards of shrapnel all across her body.
As her friend Karen, whose leg has been blown off by the bomb, drags herself across the concrete
towards her, she hears Crystal say her last words.
She very slowly said that her legs hurt, and we held hands.
And shortly after that her hand went limp in mine, and she never spoke again after
that.
Crystal Campbell dies in her best friend's arms.
But far away, Ling Zilu is struggling to breathe.
As the second explosion goes off, shards of shrapnel and debris tear through her friend
Dan Ling's abdomen.
She looks around and sees that the man that was standing in front of her just seconds
earlier doesn't have his legs.
She tries to stand up but the injury to her abdomen makes her stop.
Looking down, she presses down on the tear through her stomach, quote, with all the
strength I have, hoping her organs won't fall out.
Silently she sits there knowing screaming will only make the pain worse
Is it more information business in or is it
I would say that her whole body was shaking like my dad old time
She had vomit in her hair debris in her hair, and I kept rolling in and out facing forward and looking
Danlings rushed to the hospital with severe injuries, but for Ling Z. It's too late
She succumbs to her injuries just a few minutes after the explosion and is left on the pavement as ambulance's priority
ties only living victims. It isn't only ambulances who have to choose, but Bill Richard, father
of Martin Richard, is also faced with an impossible choice when the second bomb scatters his family.
After being thrown into the street from the force of the explosion, Bill scans the area
for his family. His seven-year-old daughter's leg has been blown off in the explosion and
is bleeding profusely. His wife has shrapnel piercing her right eye, and his eight-year-old
son Martin's skin has changed color. Because eight-year-old Martin was only
4'5", the bomb tore through his entire body, making it immediately critical that he wasn't
going to make it.
In a last-ditch effort to save at least one of his children, Bill leaves Martin with his
mother and races away with his daughter.
This is the final time he will see his son alive.
Only minutes later, Martin succumbs to his injuries on the side in front of the forum
restaurant.
Within minutes of the explosion, ambulances begin flooding Boston's hospitals.
Marathon Monday had left the city unusually prepared for disaster.
Doctors, trauma surgeons, nurses, and paramedics were already stationed throughout the finish
line area because of the marathon, and six of the top hospitals were within a mile or
two of the blasts.
In the decade since 9-11, hospitals had actually been trained on how to handle mass
casualty events, so they had some idea of what to expect.
Across the city, hospitals activate their mass casualty plans.
Operating rooms are cleared, extra staff are called in, and surgeons begin preparing
Interesting.
Yeah.
A massachusetts general hospital, brigham and women's, foster medical center, beth Israel
and other trauma centers, doctors who aren't even scheduled to work start arriving voluntarily
after hearing reports of the explosions.
By 3.37pm, 48 minutes after the explosions, the last critically injured patient is transported
from Boylston street.
And it's only now that the scale of the attack begins to emerge.
What?
Everybody passed what?
Richard, 29-year-old Crystal Campbell, and 23-year-old Ling Xilu.
264 spectators have been injured, 16 of them suffering traumatic amputations in the moments
after the blasts.
Hundreds of runners never finished the marathon.
But while doctors are fighting to save lives inside Boston's hospitals, authorities are
facing a different problem.
They still have no idea what just happened.
Because there were two explosions right after each other, the probability of this being
an accident is low.
And if it was deliberate, then who did this, how did they do it, and why?
Just after 3pm, Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis descended on the scene.
Now with the street cleared out, silence fell on everything that the marathon had left behind.
Between the trails of blood and severed limbs, lay dozens of purses, backpacks and
bags, the contents of which were all unaccounted for.
Any one of these bags could contain another bomb, and it was now the job of the bomb squad
to examine each and every one.
Each one of those bags in process is being treated as a suspicious device at this point
in time.
We have multiple EOD teams that are checking each one of these bags, but at this point
we have not found another device.
With no further immediate threat at the scene, but the perpetrator is still unknown
and running free, Boston authorities now had to decide how exactly to move forward.
We still do not know who did this or why.
And people shouldn't jump to conclusions before we have all the facts.
But make no mistake, we will get to the bottom of this and we will find out who did this,
we'll find out why they did this.
With 15 blocks of central Boston shut down, the crime scene became the largest one in
history of the city, and every piece of it needed to be preserved for evidence.
Hotels on Boylston Street were evacuated, the Boston Bruins hockey game that night was cancelled,
and all police officers were to work 12-hour shifts until further notice.
By 4 p.m. representatives from over 20 different agencies, including the FBI, Massachusetts
State Police, the U.S. Attorney for the State, and District Attorney gathered at
the Improvised Command Center at the Westin-Copley Place to be briefed on the situation.
At 4.30, President Obama called the governor, pledging all the resources he needed to make
the city safe.
I've directed the full resources of the federal government to help state and local authorities
protect our people, increase security around the United States as necessary.
With information pouring in from different sources, police began to finally piece together
what exactly had happened only hours earlier.
Two backpacks had been dropped on the Boylston Street sidewalk, 210 yards apart, both
containing improvised explosive devices or IEDs made of 6 liter pressure cookers filled
with explosive powder, nails, BB gun pellets and ball bearings.
The police had only found out the bones were made of pressure cookers when a piece of it
was found on the roof of a nearby hotel having been blown over 100 feet in the air with
the force of a blast.
These IEDs were triggered using remote controlled detonators causing the contents to shoot
out, ravaging everything around them.
They were placed close to the finish line for maximum damage.
With thousands of people packed around the finish line, investigators knew crucial evidence
could be hidden in the crowd itself, in security cameras facing Boylston Street, in storefront
surveillance footage, and in the phones and cameras of spectators who had unknowingly
captured the moments before, during and after the blasts.
When the FBI appealed to the public for help, they were flooded with photos, videos
and eyewitness accounts that each had to be meticulously examined for potential
evidence.
We have had a tremendous outpouring of support from the public in terms of video that has been submitted to us.
It has been tremendous and we are analyzing that right now, taking a look at it.
We're bringing specialists up in quantum.
What you're seeing right now is the security footage from businesses on Boylston Street around the time of the bombings.
Here are some spectator photos of the finish line just minutes before the bombs went off.
Notice anything?
No.
In each of these videos and photos, two men can be seen in the frame.
One is heavier set in a black hat, a dark coat and a white t-shirt.
And the other is thinner in a white hat worn backwards, a grey hoodie and a dark coat
over top.
Both men carry backpacks and the one in the white hat can be seen dropping his at
the site of the second bomb.
With this, the FBI finally had their two suspects.
But there was a problem.
The images were good enough to show two suspicious figures, but not clear enough to identify them.
Investigators couldn't run them through facial recognition and couldn't reliably match them
to a database.
All they had were black hat and white hat.
We have the thieves law enforcement argued over what to do next.
According to the Long Mile Home, Boston PD had been pushing for the photos to be released,
believing that public identification may be the fastest way to find the suspects before
they could hurt anyone else.
But others, especially the FBI, were more hesitant.
If the photos went public, the suspects would know that investigators were closing in.
They could run, destroy evidence, or possibly launch another attack.
Eventually, public safety more...
Okay, I mean, I can sit off, I can sit off, so I'm not gonna... I'm not an expert, so...
Today we are listing the public's help to identify the two suspects.
After a very detailed analysis of photo, video, and other evidence, we are releasing photos of these two suspects.
They are identified as suspect one and suspect two.
They appear to be associated.
Suspect one is wearing a dark hat. Suspect two is wearing a white hat.
Suspect two.
So they have good pictures and then they choose the worst ones. I mean, I have the answer.
The suspect one had like way better shots like I'm what the fuck.
In persons of interest identified, the FBI went to work retracing their steps throughout the day.
Security footage showed them leaving through the crowd on the day of the bombing, backpacks in tow.
White Hat is then spotted outside of the forum restaurant, lingering,
blending in with the dozen spectators around him.
Moments later, he answers a call.
According to phone records, this was the 19-second phone call from Black Hat,
although what exactly was said during the call is unknown.
Soon after, when the first bomb goes off,
White Hat was the only one in the area to not react to the explosion.
Instead, he casts a quick glance in its direction and starts moving away from the blast while
everyone else is craning to get a look at what's going on.
Thirteen seconds later, the second bomb goes off with White Hat at the edge of the frame.
Footage from after the bombing shows both suspects running away from the blasts among
the crowd.
These are the movements of the two most wanted people in the US at the time.
And now with the FBI's press release, all of America knows their faces.
With the suspects' profiles public, hundreds of tips started flooding in from people convinced
they'd recognized one of the men in the pictures.
But buried among the hundreds of people seeing those images are a handful who actually
knew them.
About 60 miles south of Boston, students at the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
watched the evening news from their dorm rooms. Pamela Rowland, a resident assistant on campus,
was watching the press conference as the FBI displayed the faces of suspect one and suspect
two. One of them looked strangely familiar. We made a joke like, that could be Jahar,
she would later recall. But then we thought it just couldn't be him. Jahar? Never.
The idea seemed ridiculous. The men she knew, Jokar, or sometimes pronounced as Jahar
Sarnayev, wasn't some hardened terrorist. He was a sophomore at UMass Dartmouth. Sure
Sure he was failing most of his classes, had a cumulative GPA of 1.09 and was well known
for dealing wheat, but a terrorist?
Surely she was just imagining things.
But others made the same connection.
That same evening, Jahar's friend Diaz Katerbayev had seen FBI photos too.
At 8.45pm, he sent Jahar a text.
You saw the news?
Yeah bro, I did.
For real?
I saw the news.
Better not text me my friend, LOL.
You saw yourself in there?
Haha, if you want you can go to my room and take what's there, but aye bro, salam alaykum.
And if White Hat looked like Jahar, then Black Hat bore a strong resemblance to his older brother, Tamerlansar Nayev.
Let's rewind the clock to just after the bombs went off.
After Jahar or White Hat set the second bomb off with his remote detonator,
the next time they're seen on public security camera footage is around 20 minutes later in a Whole Foods across the Charles River.
Jahar casually walks into the store at 3.12pm and buys a half gallon of milk before leaving
the store but coming back a few seconds later to swap the milk for another carton.
After securing the milk, he enters the passenger seat of a car and Tamerlin, who's in the
driver's seat, drives home.
What?
Dude.
But at this point, after the FBI released their pictures, the Sarnaev brothers' last
three days of anonymity were up.
Their faces were on every news channel in America, and suspicion was turning their way.
It was time for them to leave.
So that night, the brothers piled into their green Honda Civic and drove over to the MIT
campus.
Their job here was done anyways.
They left bombs at the Boston Marathon and caused as much damage as possible.
Now, it was time to turn to even bigger targets, targets like New York City.
They loaded up their car with explosives, weapons, and ammunition, ready to expand their reign
of terror, but decided to stop by the MIT campus to pick up more weapons, knowing exactly
where they could get one.
At around 10.15 p.m., Officer Sean Collier sat parked on the MIT campus, looking forward
to the end of what had been a relatively quiet shift.
The 27-year-old officer had been on duty with the MIT police department since 3 p.m.,
and was just under an hour away from clocking out.
With the night winding down, Collier was looking forward to meeting up with a colleague after
work, unaware that his shift was about to take a devastating turn.
The events of the night were captured from a distant security camera on the MIT campus.
At 10.16 pm, Officer Collier is seen driving up towards the intersection of Vassar Street
and Main Street to the side of the status center on MIT's campus where he would
park.
Only minutes later, at 10.24, two men, the Sir and I of Brothers,
approached his vehicle on the driver's side.
Then run off only minutes later.
In that brief span of time, the Brothers had shot Officer Collier three times in the head,
twice in the side of the head and once between the eyes.
When they saw him reach for his radio in an attempt to call for backup,
They fired three more shots into his hand, destroying the radio before he could get a message out.
I'm I.T. Police Closico, Arasasako.
Hi, we're in the Koch Institute. We're hearing a lot of loud noises outside of our window.
They don't sound exactly like gunshots, but they're sharp, quick noises.
There is a police officer that seems to be within the vicinity in a car, but we're really
not sure what's going on.
Okay, and there's an officer in a cruiser by the...
What's that?
Yeah, there's a cruiser that's right by there.
Okay, we'll check it out.
25, second on two.
It's not doing it all on me, they're reporting something to you now.
I'm going to try to wrap the speed side, double back and keep it still there.
Is it the 1-2?
I've tried everything. Cell phone, alerts.
Get the mobile unit down right here, you'll see the sign up.
Onward!
Oh my goodness!
Any of our units respond!
Set up!
Officer down!
Our unit!
Get me troll A-5!
Get me troll!
Location!
Officer down!
Upon arriving at the cruiser, the officer phone call your slumped over towards the passenger seat,
blood covering both hands and interior of the vehicle.
One detail, however, stood out.
The blood smeared across the holster of this 25-caliber sniff in Wesson.
Investigators later concluded that the brothers had targeted Collier in hopes of adding his
pistol to their arsenal.
But despite killing the young officer, they were unable to remove the weapon from its
retention holster.
These are specifically developed for service weapons belonging to police officers to prevent
unauthorized access.
Knowing backup could be called at any second, they chose to flee.
But the one who has the most errors were not over yet.
The brothers had failed their first objective of the evening, so they set out in search
of another way to continue their escape.
and it wouldn't be long before they would cross paths with their next victim.
Just before 11pm, only half an hour after the attack on Officer Collier,
Dun Meng was sitting in a parked Mercedes on Brighton Avenue.
He had had a long day at work and liked to unwind by taking a drive around the city at night.
Enjoying the empty streets, he had pulled over to park so he could reply to a text message from a friend
when he heard loud knocking on his passenger side window.
Assuming it was someone asking for directions, Meng lowered the glass.
Within seconds, the stranger reached through the opening, unlocked the door, and climbed
into the car, pointing a handgun directly at him.
As the realization set in that he was being carjacked, Meng noticed a green Honda Civic
idling behind his Mercedes.
What moments earlier had seemed like an ordinary stop, had turned into a life-or-death situation.
He had no idea then, but the man holding the gun was Tamerlin Sarnayev, and the
violence that had begun on the MIT campus earlier tonight, was now following him
across Boston.
Originally, Tamerlin began by demanding money, but Dunmeng only had about $40 on him.
Knowing that he would need money if he wanted to bomb New York City, Tamerlin decided that
he would get it out of Dunmeng another way.
From the passenger seat with a gun pointed at his driver, Tamerlin demanded Dunmeng start
driving.
With no set destination in mind, Tamerlin would bark orders at Dunmeng, sending him
on an Amels Odyssey across Boston, from Commonwealth Avenue to Market Road, through neighborhoods
in busy streets. Chatting with him the whole time. Tamerlin asked him where he was from,
how long he'd been in America, whether he had any friends, while Dunmeng did his best
to keep his eyes on the road. At one point, Tamerlin almost seemed to have been boasting.
Do you know the Boston Marathon explosion? He had asked Dunmeng.
Yes, I know.
Dunmeng replied, I did it, and I just killed the policeman in Cambridge.
Eventually, after what seemed like ages, Tamerlin told Dunmeng to pull over on a small
residential road, likely Dexter Street, where Jahar pulled up behind them in the green Honda.
As Tamerlin exited the vehicle, he told Dunmeng to sit on the passenger side before opening
the trunk and transferring all of the brothers' belongings from the green Honda Civic into
the black Mercedes.
Too terrified to run, Dunmeng sat helplessly in the car as both brothers finished their
transfer then moved back into the Mercedes with Tamerlin in the driver's seat now
and Jahar sitting in the back.
Both brothers now in the car, they drove onto a bank of America in Watertown Square,
where Jahar, after demanding his pin number, withdrew $800 from Dunmings' account.
With the money in hand, the three drove further, stopping at a gas station that was closed,
then again where the Honda Civic was parked to retrieve something.
If they were locked in about making money as they were about doing some terrible shit,
they would actually need to fucking withdraw money and fucking broke bitch ass.
I mean, you get a broke bitch ass, I mean, it is what it is, I mean, I have to say on this.
I mean, at one point, Timerlin brought the switch out of the fuckin' milk cart and it fuckin'
pulled him to the chair of the building.
But the phone answered and I met no one was looking for him.
Fortunately for him, someone was.
With his phone connected to the car, Thammerlin's roommate called him.
Then when that went unanswered, she texted him,
Where are you? It's dangerous outside. Come home.
The message was written in Mandarin and it immediately piqued Timerlin's suspicion.
He ordered Thammerlin to translate it.
It used an English Mandarin dictionary app to reply with a single word.
No.
The response seemed odd enough to raise concern.
Soon afterward, Dunming's phone rang again.
This time it was his roommate's boyfriend.
With a gun pointed at his head, Dunming was told that he had to answer the call, but was
warned.
If you say a single word in Chinese, I will kill you right now.
Terrified, Dunming did exactly as he was told.
Speaking in English, he told his friend.
I'm very sick.
I'm going to stay at my friend's home tonight.
When the caller expressed confusion, Dunmeng repeated the excuse before quickly ending the conversation.
Satisfied that the lie had been convincing, Tamerlin rewarded him with a...
Good job, boy. Good job.
Little did he know, this little joyride was quickly coming to an end.
As the brothers pulled into a shell gas station on the intersection of Cambridge Street and Memorial Drive,
Dunmeng knew that this would be his last chance to escape.
As Jahar left the car to pick up snacks and fill up gas, Dun Ming was left alone with a distracted tamerlin.
Over an hour of compliance from Dun Ming had lowered tamerlin's defenses,
so when he shifted his focus to fidget with the car's GPS system, Dun Ming took that brief moment to quickly unlatch a seatbelt,
open the passenger door, and bolt out of the car towards the mobile gas station across the street.
This mad dash, as well as his panic as he found that the mobile gas station was caught on the store's security cameras.
According to his testimony, the second he spotted the cashier, he began begging him to call 911.
You see him holding the door closed, ducking home, and repeating,
they have guns, they're trying to kill me, please call 911.
Eventually, the gas station attendant conceits, as Dunming hides in the back room until the police
arrive at the shop of the station across the street. After failing to catch Dunming,
Tamerlin enters the store to advise his brother of the situation.
You can see Jihar strolling the aisles collecting snacks for their journey.
when Tamerlin enters the store and tells him of Dunmings' escape.
Yeah, I don't think it's like, I think it's just, um,
I mean, one, maybe he speaks 90s, maybe it's maybe second language English, I don't know,
nervous, scared, like fucking out of breath.
Panip, he hard drops the stacks off of the checkout and dashes out behind his brother,
hopping into the car and driving off into the night.
The whole night so far had gone wrong for the Sarnayev brothers.
They killed an officer for his weapon but failed to retrieve it.
They stole a man's car but let him escape,
and now the police were after him for not only murder but theft and kidnapping as well.
Having evaded police for this long had made them confident,
but what they didn't know was that their biggest mistake lay in the car itself.
Dun Ming had not only left his phone in the car which could be tracked,
but the Mercedes had its own GPS tracking system which could easily be used to determine where
the car was and where it was headed. Meanwhile in Watertown, the police shift change had just
taken place. Officers coming on duty...
I mean these, I mean these dumbas, why would they go for a Mercedes? Why didn't they go for a broadcast car?
There's no track or anything like that. Broke, Broke, they went for the, probably one of some of the only models that you can find in the entire city that has this shit.
Like what?
I had already been briefed on the shooting of an MIT police officer earlier that evening, and as they began their shifts, a new alert came through.
A Bolo or beyond the lookout had just been issued for suspects involved in a busking carjacking.
They were told suspect one is 5'7", the second with darker skin.
Both suspects armed with firearms driving a black Mercedes SUV licensed 137 NC1.
Meanwhile, with Dunmeng safely in police custody, investigators were working quickly to track the
stolen vehicle. And before long, they got a hit. The Mercedes had been located in the area of 89
Dexter Avenue and was still moving. We've got a call from Cervus speaking. Is this the phone of
one of them in the vehicle and he's flexed on the cashback and he's been here a few
few weeks after that. Again, he'll be late for the bomb after the 3-7 and number two
will be one in 2013. Now the vehicle is open now and he's here at 89th Dexter.
One of the officers nearby was Watertown police officer Joe Reynolds. After hearing
the update, Reynolds headed towards Dexter Avenue to see if he could locate the
vehicle. He didn't have to search for long as only minutes later he spotted a black Mercedes
matching the description and the license plate number 137 NZ1. The car was following a beat-up
green Honda Civic both driving at a suspiciously slow pace. The Bolo made it clear that both
suspects were believed to be armed and Officer Reynolds was instructed to not engage until
backup arrived. But as the two vehicles rolled slowly past his marked cruiser, he
locked eyes with the driver of the Mercedes. Cheaping his distance, he quietly followed,
hoping to maintain visual contact until other officers could join him.
Although, that's not true.
Chad, there's light on.
I had brought this Chad.
This Chad is so busted.
As both vehicles came to a sudden stop
in the middle of the street,
Officer Reynolds knew that avoiding engagement
was no longer an option.
Within seconds, Tamerlan Sirnaev
stepped out of the Mercedes and opened fire
while Senapolet straight through Reynolds windshield.
The officer immediately reversed
his cruiser, bailed out and took cover
behind the vehicle, returning fire as rounds struck around him.
I'm glad to show up, I'd show up, I'd
Holy boss I was in the
Back up arrived almost immediately.
Another officer, officer McClellan, pulled onto the scene and was met with the same relentless
barrage of gunfire.
Rather than stopping short, he allowed his cruiser to roll forward towards the Mercedes
while he and Reynolds crouched behind it, using the moving vehicle as cover as they
exchanged gunfire with the Sarnayev brothers.
Hill Street, a quiet residential neighborhood flanked with family homes on both sides, had
now become a battleground.
As more officers poured in and the bullets kept flying, the residents of the homes around
them were cowering in terror.
The worst was yet to come though, as the firefight dragged on, Jahar emerged from
the Honda to throw pipe bombs at the officers.
trapped in their homes had taken videos of the incident.
This is a real fucking guns!
I don't know what this is.
This is a real fucking guns!
What is wrong with a man sitting there?
Why was he in the first place?
Oh my God.
I didn't think there was a big mess.
Again, shooting in right in front of my house.
By this point, the Sarnaev brothers were throwing everything they had at the officers.
Gunfire echoed through the neighborhood as they fought desperately to escape the tightening
police perimeter.
What neither of them could have known was that although they had entered the shootout
together, only one would leave it alive.
When Tamerlin's handgun finally ran dry, he abandoned his firearm and charged towards
the officers attempting to overpower them, but by now, more police had arrived.
Despite his size and strength, the officers wrestled him to the ground and began trying
to secure him in handcuffs.
It was then that Jahar made a decision that would be the beginning of his downfall.
He climbed back into the stolen Mercedes, accelerated and drove directly towards the
group of officers restraining his brother.
The officers managed to dive out of the way.
Tamerlin could not.
The Mercedes struck him at full speed, trapping his body beneath the vehicle and
dragging him roughly 50 feet down Laurel Street, before crashing into a police
cruiser.
The impact dislodged Cameron's body, and as Jahar drove away into the dark, he left his brother bleeding out on the way to the moon.
And then he lost the night.
Okay, let's trust that the good opportunity after you is to hand him over to Tamerlin.
Tamerlin.
Is everyone up here?
Ammo's on the way. Ammo's on the way.
Knowing he didn't have much time, police rushed Tamerlin to the nearby Beth Israel Hospital, where doctors worked feverishly to keep him alive.
According to his death certificate, Tamerlin's immediate cause of death was multiple gunshot
wounds to the torso and extremities, but he had also experienced blunt force trauma to the
head and the torso when he was struck by jihad in the Mercedes and dragged under the vehicle.
Even with all of his injuries, Tamerlin was still combative, resisting against nurses
trying to get an IV into him.
They had been hunting these brothers throughout the night, and now that they had one,
he was on his deathbed, incapable of giving them the information that they so desperately
needed.
able to save him, Tamerlan succumbed to his injuries at 1.35 am.
Though he himself couldn't tell them anything, his fingerprints might.
After he was pronounced deceased, police fingerprinted him and ran his prints through
their database.
Sure enough, his name came up on a domestic violence charge from a few years ago.
Tamerlan Sernayev, 26-year-old Russian immigrant, former professional boxer and
older brother to Johar Sernayev.
This is the first time the police have learned their names.
They were no longer suspect one and suspect two, black hat and white hat.
They are now the Sarnayev brothers.
But now with Tamerlan dead, only one remains.
What seemed like a never ending manhunt was still not over, and now the death toll
had increased.
Sean Collier, a beloved police officer, was dead.
An innocent man was traumatized in a high-stakes carjacking, and at least two other officers
had been seriously injured in the firefight that followed.
The one brother who escaped, finally identified to police as Johar Sarnayev, was loose in
the city.
It was the early hours of the morning, and the Boston PD had a decision to make.
And in the early morning of April 19th, that decision was made.
We're asking people to shelter in place, in other words, to stay indoors with their doors locked and not to open the door for anyone other than a properly identified law enforcement officer, and that applies here in Watertown, where we are right now.
Also, Cambridge, Walfam, Newton, Belmont, and at this point, all of Boston, all of Boston.
This is a serious situation. We're taking it seriously. We're asking the public.
Around 950,000 residents told not to leave their homes, not even to open their doors,
as police and SWAT teams conducted an extensive house-by-house search of the area,
checking every residence for any clue that could tell them where Jahar had gone.
As the search for him shut down Greater Boston, the remaining Tsarnaev brother knew he wouldn't
get far. After running his brother over and evading the police and the beat-up Mercedes
stolen from Dunming, Johar only made it about a half a mile away before dumping the car on
Spruce Street then continuing on foot. From there he snuck through backyards in between houses,
leaving behind two destroyed phones in Dunming's stolen bank card until he eventually came upon
a boat behind a home on Franklin Street, wrapped and stored for the winter. He had been shot
in the cheek during the firefight, exhausted and losing blood, he decided that this was
the best hiding place he would get. It took all of his energy just to crawl inside.
As the hours wore on, residents across the Boston area remained confined to their homes.
It was during these hours that David Henneberry, who lived only half a mile away from the shootout
on Laurel Street, had noticed from his window that the protective shrink wrap covering the boat
in his driveway had come loose. Wanting to respect the shelter-in-place order,
he resisted the urge to go outside and fix it. Shortly after 6 p.m., authorities lifted
the order. Henneberry walked over to his boat, expecting to secure the loose wrapping.
Instead, he found blood smeared across the side of the vessel.
Peering inside, he saw a man lying motionless beneath the torn tarp.
Without hesitation, Hennaberry rushed back into his house.
His wife handed him the phone, and within moments, he made the call to 911 that would
finally bring the manhunt to a close.
Police firing ambulance.
I have a boat in my yard, it's blood all over the inside, there's a person in
the boat.
Are you sure?
I just looked in the boat.
Okay.
Stay on the phone.
You're in the house staying house.
No.
Okay.
The boat's in the backyard, right?
It's in the backyard.
There's somebody laying on the floor in the backyard of the boat.
Can you look at the boat without making the sound nervous?
I can look at it right now.
Okay.
Just let me know if anything moves or anything like that, okay?
I'm outside.
Go back inside.
I can hear that, look, I can see the whole boat from outside, but I can't see it.
Don't put yourself in harm's way. Stay away from the boat.
I'm not going to say the boat.
It took only minutes for all of the officers Boston could spare to descend on the scene.
The boat was surrounded in all directions. They were not going to let them slip away again.
To confirm their son was in the boat, a helicopter from the Michigan State Police
pointed an infrared camera towards the area, and the video captured was very clear.
There was someone inside the boat, and now he was moving.
There was a person in the boat trying to poke a hole through the side of the boat.
We have a person in the boat, a live party, who's trying to poke a hole through the boat.
Maybe he's trying to talk to us and ask, no, live party in the boat, confirm.
Officers had spent the entire day searching for a suspect they believed was armed and had
already killed multiple people and had used improvised explosive devices just days earlier.
With only the torn tarp separating them from the man inside, no one knew what he was doing or whether he still posed a deadly threat.
As thermal camera footage showed Jahar beginning to sit up beneath the tarp, the tension around the boat steadily grew.
Then, it appears something is inching towards the covering above him.
In an instant, a single officer fired. The shot triggered a chain reaction and the officers around the perimeter opened fire as well.
Yeah, I'm in classic.
I
Never lentils for the crazy am I a suburb of
What about his boat though?
Okay, everyone hold their fire.
Hold their fire.
This accent is diabolical.
That's right, Dan.
For 15 seconds, 126 rounds struck the boat.
But despite the barrage of gunfire, investigators later determined that every shot had come
from law enforcement.
Jahar Sarnayev, who was seriously wounded and unarmed, never fired a single round.
To this day, no one knows who fired that first shot.
As those in charge scrambled to get their officers to hold their fire, FBI hostage rescue team
negotiators began calling out to Jahar, urging him to surrender.
Officers deployed flashbangs and stun grenades in an effort to draw him from the boat, but
he remained inside.
At one point, as Jahar shifted beneath the tarp, some officers feared that he was
attempting to ignite the boat's 40 gallon fuel tank.
Take those units to where there's a full 40-gallon tank on the boat.
Alright, those units have a full 40-gallon tank on that boat.
Watertown, Fox, we're getting information from the...
How did he do that? How did he ignite that?
...the Japanese movement in the railroad at both.
To eliminate the barrier between themselves and the suspect,
police used an armored vehicle to tear away the remaining shrink wrap.
It was only after all of this that Jahar finally began to emerge.
Gravely wounded and bleeding heavily, he slowly pulled himself upright before climbing onto
the edge of the vessel.
The images that followed would become some of the most defining photographs of the manhunt.
Jahar, hoisting his leg up over the side of the boat, barely able to keep himself up.
Under the glare of helicopter spotlights, the red laser sights for military rifles
are trained on his already bloodied face.
His officers shout for him to put his hands up, he complies, lifting a shirt to show that
he hides no weapons.
Satisfied, they pull him over the side and onto the ground, where he's handcuffed and
given medical attention to address his wounds.
The police's attention would soon shift to the boat itself and what Jahar had done while
he was waiting to be caught, but we'll talk more on that later.
For now, Jahar Sarnaev was finally in custody, and for the first time in five days,
the city of Boston could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
The hunt for the Boston Marathon Bomber was finally over.
Man, that bolt fucking tank, what the shit?
Then...
120 shots at going live right now, Deb.
I should take this press conference, so let's just go over and see what they have to say.
And for neighborhoods that lived in fear for the entire day, we are eternally grateful
for the outcome here tonight.
have a suspect in custody. I want to thank all of the partners who worked tirelessly."
With the final suspect in custody, the police's job was far from over. The manhunt had ended,
but now came the daunting task of piecing together timelines, tracing the brother's
history and trying to understand how and why they carried out the attack. But one
thing quickly became clear. The bombings were not the only time the police had heard
of the name Surnayev.
The Surnayev family left Russia in 2002 and arrived in the United States the following
year as refugees.
His father, mother and younger brother Jahar had come to America first to settle the family
down before bringing over the remaining three children, Tamerlan the oldest son and his
two younger sisters.
Jahar and Tamerlan along with their parents and two sisters were ethnically Chechen
Muslims.
Although they had grown up in a predominantly Muslim society, family members would later
state that religion had never been a major part of their daily lives.
For the oldest brother Tamerlin, his late teens and early 20s were spent in a haze of
parties, drinking and relationships.
Friends recalled that Tamerlin was known for wearing flashy clothing and associating with
local drug dealers, some of the very same men he would years later be accused of
murdering in a grizzly triple homicide.
But for now, these were the people years later be accused of murdering and exiating
with local drug dealers, some of the very same men he would years later be accused
of murdering in a grisly triple homicide, but for now, these were the people that he spent
his time with.
At one point, he was dating two women at the same time.
In 2009, one of those girlfriends was, in Tamerlan's view, dressed too provocatively.
The argument turned physical and he slapped her.
She called the police, resulting in a domestic violence charge that investigators would
later uncover after running his fingerprints following his death.
They broke up not long after, but that would not be the case for his other girlfriend,
Catherine, who grew up in an upscale neighborhood in Rhode Island.
She had been a student at Southwark University, but eventually dropped out of school and distanced
herself from her family and friends as her relationship with Tamerlin heated up.
In June 2010, they were legally married in a quick ceremony at a small Boston mosque.
In October, they welcomed the child.
At the time, Tamerlin was working odd jobs.
here and there, while he transitioned to passion which was boxing.
Throughout the years he would fight in amateur boxing matches working his way up until he
was eventually competing in the Golden Gloves National Tournament of Champions in 2009.
He went on to become a two-time heavyweight Golden Gloves Champion, but was barred
from competing further in national tournaments because of his immigration status.
Tamerlin was a green card holder, but his arrest and the domestic violence incident against
his previous girlfriend made him not eligible for citizenship for another five years.
Without citizenship, his boxing dreams would stall, and soon come to an end.
At some point, around 2008 and 2009, Tamerlin began to change.
He grew a beard, prayed five times a day, and gave up his partying lifestyle.
He began engaging more and more with extremist groups, watching their videos, reading their
publications and slowly but surely adopting their world views.
What he was practicing began drifting further and further away from Islam until it became
something of a corrupted form of religious radicalism, a radicalization that eventually
drew the attention of the FBI.
In 2012, Tamerlan would make a move that would solidify his increasingly dangerous
beliefs.
He would take a trip back to Russia, Dagestan specifically, where he would meet with the
leaders of extremist groups and entrench himself in their teachings.
Despite being on multiple terrorist watchlists in both the US and Russia, somehow, Tamerlan
was able to leave America for Russia, enter Russia, and then leave and re-enter America
without any issues from border officials.
When he returned to America in 2012, he was a changed man.
What he preached to those around him, including to his younger brother Jahar, was that the
atrocities America had committed during their invasion in Iraq and Afghanistan needed
to be avenged, and he would be the one to do it.
Slowly, Jahar began believing the same.
The change came at a time in his life where he felt like things were slipping out of his
control.
Usually a very social student who went to parties, Jahar had created a reputation for
himself selling weed on campus, but as time passed, the friends he had started moving
away.
His grades started dropping, and his academic performance had gotten so bad that he had
almost lost his financial aid.
The future was looking more and more bleak, and his Twitter posts would reflect this
Change as his earlier tweets were that of a normal college student tweeting things like I hate these college desks
Way too small to sleep on then later on his tweets became more cryptic things like if you
Small to sleep on then later on his tweets became more cryptic things like if you have the knowledge in the inspiration
All that's left is to take action as his interest in religion grew
He even began a Twitter account where he encouraged people to follow him for a stomach insight where he asks for victory over the kufr
Or non-believers even on the day of the bombing after pushing the button that killed three and injured hundreds more
He tweeted ain't no love in the heart of the city. Stay safe people
Police investigations after the arrest had shown that in the months before the bombing
Jahar had been watching content from religious extremists
In the months part of the city stay safe people police investigations after the arrest had shown that in the months before the bombing
Jahar had been watching content from religious extremists receiving their publications some of which detailed
Remarks about unrelated people and groups for no reason like this
he does that these two fucking dumb fucks and the baddie bull that they're involved with or whatever, right?
I mean, surely it was weird. I mean, surely it was weird, but you're making the reason wild shit, some generalization for no fucking reason.
About for what?
Well made bombs.
This is about the people.
His home and dorm had been searched and investigators had found photos and videos of both brothers in front of flags that have often been associated with terrorist groups.
Even the day he was caught, Jahar made his intentions clear, writing what seemed like a manifesto on the side of the boat he was found in.
It read in part, God has a plan for each person.
Mine was to hide in this boat and shed some light on our actions.
The US government is killing our innocent civilians, but most of you already know that.
I can't stand to see such evil go unpunished.
Now I don't like killing innocent people, it is forbidden in Islam,
but Duda said it is allowed. On a separate piece of wood he wrote,
Stop killing our innocent people and we will stop.
With his motive already laid out in his own words and the man who wrote them
in custody, police and prosecutors.
Surely this has nothing to do with being a loner.
And I know friends, failing in every way,
being a broke as fuck, having absolutely
every debuff possible.
I mean, broke, come on, bro.
Let's just stop it.
Stop it.
Who yours, gathering information, and preparing?
I get it.
It's both.
But I'm just saying, this person didn't have all the things
to live for.
And they're so, all these beliefs are so empowering.
I must do this.
No, he has an out-of-the-hand fucking nothing to live for.
I mean, of course, you're gonna,
United is in a sense like-
For a trial that would eventually decide-
Who's gonna say that?
It's Cope.
With 30 counts stacked against him,
17 of them carrying the potential for the death penalty,
including the use of weapons of mass destruction.
Both the defense and the prosecution
knew that the trial to come would be won for the ages.
Finally, on March 4th, 2015,
the United States versus Jahar Sarnayev began.
Because this was a capital case,
which could result in the sentence of the death penalty, the trial would need to take
place in two parts.
The first to determine his guilt, and the second to determine his sentence.
During the first phase, the defense's plan was to concede his guilt in the involvement
of the bombing in the face of overwhelming evidence against him, but argued that Jahar's
actions were made while under the controlling influence of his older brother, who masterminded
the plan and forced Jahar to follow.
The prosecution, on the other hand, attempted to demonstrate Jahar's active involvement
in the planning and execution of the bombing, proven by the contents of his computer and
home, the messaging on his Twitter accounts, and the actions he took in the days leading
up to the bombing that showed his increasing radicalization and degree of involvement.
The first trial lasted about a month, with Jahar Surnayev being found guilty on all counts
on April 8, 2015.
In the month to follow, victims and their families would take the stand to testify
how the bombings had impacted them and their lives, the pain they experienced,
and all they had lost due to the Sarnayev brothers' actions.
Jahar's own relatives also testified, speaking about his childhood and the person they knew before the bombing.
Despite remaining unbothered throughout the trial, it was during his family's testimonies that he displayed any kind of emotion.
In the end, on June 24th, 2015, the judge formally handed down the sentence.
Jahar Sarnayev would receive the death penalty and was to be executed for his crimes.
Before his sentence was read, Jejo Tull left the court in Jihar with the following words.
The evil that men do lives after them. The good is often turd with their bones.
So it will be for Jihar Sarnaya. Whenever your name is mentioned,
what will be remembered is the evil you have done. No one will remember that your
teachers were fond of you. No one will mention that your friends found you funny or fun to
be with. What will be remembered is that you murdered and maimed innocent people and
and that you did it willfully and intentionally.
You did it on purpose.
Surely someone who believes that God smiles on and rewards the deliberate killing and maiming
of innocence believes in a cruel God.
That is not and it cannot be the God of Islam.
Anyone who has been led to believe otherwise has been maliciously and willfully deceived.
Today, Jahar Sarnayev remains imprisoned at ADX Florence, the federal supermax prison
in Colorado.
Although his death sentence was briefly overturned in 2020 after an appeals court found issues
with jury selection, the United States Supreme Court reinstated it in 2022, where it remains
today.
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That was pretty informative, I think it was pretty good.
I like this kind of video more, like I'm a lot more receptive to the facts, right, when
it seems like they did the work and it doesn't seem like there's some form of like personal
past.
Like this is a video that I like more, right, because other videos, when it's not they're
going to go on tangents and have opinionated shape, that any fact that they give me,
I'm like, okay, I'm gonna try to see it
for what it could be, you know what I mean?
Like, fill in the gaps, but I think that was pretty good
because it's gonna do all the legwork, you know what I mean?
And I like the way that the,
can you know what I like?
I like the non-dramatized, like,
graphics a lot better than some of the re-makes
and recollection, you know what I mean?
some of the like the officer like this I love those those are a lot fucking
better like sometimes some videos will spend fucking 20 times the amount of
money to make a grab make a 3d or whatever I can give a shit I can give
a shit this was way more I couldn't in any 3d bullshit or you get a scene and
it's really appreciate of like some some map on a city planner like Mombra
you know what I mean my god that's good not it's not I'm not I'm not I'm
nothing fuck Fern okay because Fern they don't make it a big deal what's
It's about they they were more for on the motions of the video
That's kind of a vehicle for the information the information isn't the the main component like the accuracy of the locations injury, you know
It's different
I'll give them a subscribe and a like
You know something pretty good
We don't have no add at W W
Yeah, sorry, I don't know guy, I was muted in, just with kids, blah blah blah, yeah it's
just annoying, I can't get the buck, some of the shit people say is very insensitive.
I think it's going to get mad and to say this person that the bad is bad videos you should
watch more in the future.
I'll need a look.
But sometimes you can't have the lock in, l'Bud.
XQCL.
There are three times in the head.
Type 123 for free boyfriend.
Craig-Azim, Craig-Azim.
Yo, so Drake got the 15 Pro or the Pro Max,
so that's either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches.
If you assume that he's holding it from the one-third point of his piece, then he's hitting BBC range.
But if it's a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBC JR range.
What the fuck did I have the displeasure of having my ears?
What the fuck was that?
Okay, anyway, uh, I want to finish speaking we got do we got um
But yeah, what was that?
I'm not an expert on the on I'm not an expert in fucking Drake meat like what and if you are your you might be weird
I mean, what mean you might be weird? Why are you a Drake meat expert? It's it's odd
Okay
Yeah, yeah, like bro, I could have gotten some not good during the day like a million times
I said some kind of I was so stupid it like it. Oh
I bro, so some of the better shit. I didn't get it. I didn't get it
I want to argue with some of these switchers so much some of the shit you were saying it was so dog shit
I could not
um yeah it um that video scares me i just wish the world we lived in was peaceful chat make
sure to be nice i'll link the channel in chat two x what's up
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the same guy who supported Drake using A, I.
Baddieball will do bad things.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it is the good that people do that matters that must be celebrated a little more.
Is it bull? Is it bull? I'm not even giving that much attention or whatever.
They're just like in dog shit.
Sometimes I wish that people's words or people wouldn't give it a megaphone
when they're doing shit to get a megaphone.
If there's a dog or person and nobody wants to listen to what they say, right?
They they want to make a big wave so the people listen and then they get a megaphone when they finally do it
It's like it's exactly what they want. You know, I mean like let them be fucking irrelevant
Brothers playing attack on Titan
So
So actually I know what I want
Hold on
Chalice I want to cloud it there isn't like a piece of shit
Maybe oh it's got cold
Hold on, let me check.
Check, you have a wizard!
No?
Any wizard?
No?
I'll go to what I had before.
I'll get my old outfit and fuck it
Wait, no, that's not bad at all
Shut up about this one
Your ex you saw this right link gene Paul soon
We like that I think what's gonna cool suck suck suck
And thumbs up
No, I'm by missing people I think we have three I think threes three spot
Chat chat force too much force too much chat I think most most squad games they like to do four six, whatever
I'm I've always been saying this. I think three is always best wait for for wild toe way
What is Wildtard?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm barely fours if I can only also begin.
Is this the same man who summited K2 in Roblox at record pace?
And Buddha messes me bro, that's your lucky crazy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's in here? Who's in here?
Lang!
Oh, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha?
Yeah, yeah, he did, for NoPixel.
Wait, why are you watching on that?
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I asked for it, but he hit me back, man.
Oh, he told you the application and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like adding on discord and stuff.
All right, well, you got anything to lock in on the character,
and you gave me a story where it comes on and all that.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I've been on the red end block a little bit.
no pixel gene pool well are you are you a d10 guy oh hell no fuck that shit why the
heck not there's no one to play it the hundred K area are die people over there
if I was a buddy to play it if I'm gonna get it was a play it could be our
I
Still it's not have motion or what?
Well, I got motion I choose that choose my play with it's not about that
I I think it's my plan but I mean I didn't duty in no pixel. I'm not in red DM boot it
I see him yeah
As you said it doesn't mean he's in it
Yeah, yeah, he said he's something the application to get buddy else like what? Oh
And is he gonna go from tickets it I mean listen it's I mean reds definitely not creative enough to get a character and okay
I mean I used to play on public server with Mr. Marty Nakes.
Yeah, but never into his creativity.
You don't know how to be creative.
I'm rage-pating.
I know he's a player.
Okay, you are a bitch-ass who is what you want.
Me?
Look.
Why are you defending your boyfriend so hard?
Huh?
It's not gonna read.
Are you jealous?
I thought I knew of a new guy?
Reds, don't even...
Okay, you know what?
Okay, you know what also, but I rub his name string if it's one play it is on play I
Don't give shit. Oh
What now washes three now washes three? This is what I do
All right, let me read that I got everything say anything now watch this
Bang bang no shot
I'm not in for it anymore now watch this oh my god oh I wonder how good it is to become
at this like they don't even get jump shot at like oh oh that's going I am
looking at 180 full oh my god don't be funny do you guys want to skid with me
my last name is James it's kind of like in my DNA oh really James what James
What's his name?
James Brooke.
Uh...
Who?
I don't know.
Oh, the Bron James.
What the fuck?
If you make the next shot, you have to welcome me to the jungle.
Rules are rules.
Damn.
So, he's got anywhere?
Oh!
Yeah, Vegas James.
Yeah, he's going.
They want four. Okay, guys, we should do ascension four and finish with all the Talos man's.
How do you do that?
Well, you just pick them all in the ground, what?
No, like, what does that do for you?
You get the real ending, barely.
The real ending.
Okay, Loki, I played Hell at Lucy yesterday. I want to play that again, but that was
good.
Oh, you made it.
yo yo i played uh... tank gunner and i was actually doing pretty good
it's really fun it's just that uh...
sometimes when you're at a time when you're broken and it's like you want
to die you know i mean i i i i would like to reset the fucking remission and
getting a new stuff it's like you know i know what you mean it's annoying show
you let it try the helicopter dinner it's it's a lot more fun
why do you know that you do you drive a cop there is your is that your
i'm here i'm here i'm like i'm gonna drink up in the middle
but it all games
yeah
it's kind of like
yeah i do it in russian squad
i mean i'm a good driver in russian but i'm not that good
like are you a specialist?
yeah i'm a specialist
really?
yeah
oh yeah
wait how many hours of blood do you have?
on which game rust?
yeah
xpc75 months can i get a welcome to the jungle
couple thousand okay not bad at all you can play flying people I was down
disappointed in the new battlefields flying I like flying about a field with
this game but like shit no it's because you need to really you need to put like
thousands of hours in only flight in battlefield to be but even then it's
less like the skill expression is less than it used to be though okay it's
like a there's a guy on YouTube I played he plays he plays a new work
And he goes like 300 and zero. I'm not I'm actually I know I know I know and even they say it's still like more than a key
Yeah, it is a little Mickey in our home. Yeah, he's rolling coming
There we wish you wish you some hello Lucen later or what?
He's gonna I like that game. I want to play if we first not I think it's actually good. Yeah, um
Um, watch this shit.
This is what this is.
This is who I am.
Yo, dude, you guys want to play horse?
Sure.
Yeah, I, I, I'll go first.
I'm, I'm sure you hear over here.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do we have to come to the shot?
If there were any figures in it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I, you go, you go to the, all right.
I, I, I'm gonna make it simple.
I'll make it, I'll make it real, real simple.
Oh,
Okay, I mean it's gonna be this one right here on this blue line on this blue line
Bang I got it. I'll do shit. Oh
H for red
Oh man, I do again, right? I know I got good. Okay on top this trash can
bang whoa go go go go go whoa HL I got okay well give me a ball give me a ball
I'm gonna use first okay well he's he's selling me right here
I'm the blue trash you don't hit that you don't hit that that's cap
Okay, over here, imitating the white and the blue on last.
Bang!
Oh
Bad fudge H
Oh, yeah, you got it no shot. Yeah, got it still on a show
Hold on. Let me just fix my LBS because I had them by rubber. Okay. Okay now watch this
I don't remember the controls I'm gonna be I'm gonna be dead ass
we're both brand new like we are the gesture okay all right good luck
Well, you're not
Hey, I want a ball why you so loud rather young the one like okay
Okay, hold on am I like you know, you can break the scape from down. Yeah top right escape
No, I don't want to be the problem. I know it's okay. I fixed you up. I got here here
I'm gonna get you don't get that you don't set the bench if we don't give it shit
Well, yeah, because you're not gonna hit it. We're not to do you know, easy. Yeah, easy
All right
Yeah
Man he is
Yo rainbow shot though
Okay from the bench because you can do it.
Ah you must be familiar with the bench.
Watch this.
Oh!
Okay okay that was good.
BAM!
That's gonna be a walk walk.
I'm stuck.
Oh look he fell off.
I'm not gonna make sure I'm not in the leader. I will it's not my turn because I didn't fail my score up
Okay, okay guys guys
I'll pass it, I'll pass it right here, right here.
Do you want my turn?
Okay, right here?
You gotta do a 360 and then a quick release.
Then a shoot.
Okay, so everything failed.
Now you're gonna be like, nothing worked out.
Rad, just stop, you're not gonna score this.
Like it's honestly just sad, it's sad man.
okay now I'm gonna do the real the real one wait wait it's my turn it's my turn
okay go ahead and go then okay okay you have to um you have to jump off of this
and do like a pump midair like where you pump it down between your legs to go
up and then you shoot okay okay safe you want to go safe we do want to go
Oh dude that was so close. Wait you didn't look. Oh shut wait wait wait. We're shooting the both. Yeah Rob go in Rob go in
Do I get another turn? Is that real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I actually almost made that. I saw
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
Okay, I have to count it down. Okay three two one
I think I played the one second four so we need we must finish with the flare at the
the top. Oh, give me a backpack if I can get it soon.
You want a backpack?
No, I can put this in there.
Okay, let me move right back to the controls.
I'll put it in.
Ow!
Why?
It's not the same map we already did.
No, it changes every day to the layout change.
It's the same overall stages.
Oh, same theme.
No, no, it's the same stages, but a different layout.
No, I understand.
Should we get some coconuts or what?
No, I mean, they're just heavy to climb with, they're just, yeah.
Oh, if I had to change the stages too.
Peterbutter?
Really?
Yeah, let me put some nails in the backpacker.
Let me put the nuts.
Try not to eat those because those are kind of good when you cook them.
You can put the nuts in my mouth instead of the backpack you want.
I'm hungry.
Okay.
I'm a little friend of them doing that, but thank you for the invitation.
Oh, briefcase.
Guys, we're gonna cook some...
things at the beginning, because we'll get a free fire, but it's all good.
There was a fire?
Anything at all.
Remember, don't tap your center to zero, because that's what takes your hunger.
Yo.
True.
That's very true.
Great, great comms.
No, no, I want us to win it.
Like I like I did it was a lot of it was fun, but I hate it's lame as shit. Oh, I agree
I just I don't know what I'm doing. Okay. I got this
Rob Rob, okay. Well, yeah, yeah, you know play like you did in the game or not I
Be in the game, but like when it like the day it came out like I haven't played it since this is a four
So you have to look in
okay okay I'm like don't touch and stand at the zero do not touch and stand at the
zero and first I have a first aid kit anyone gets injured I'll be team mom I'm
I'm view um I don't fuck you not you it's okay sorry I don't want to do it
just just fine listen if you if you want to write it for her some people play
better I'm not gonna say who some of us play better when it's a respectful
environment and that's who this is a healing problem fall okay oh shit that
seems bad that was John boy so that's a healing problem
if we must go fast because if we fail we could just you know me but we're not
going to fail I believe in us
I guess I will aim to get the talents man you guys just find normally okay I'm
gonna come normally I guess you can't use it whatever because I really need to
I'm thinking a path that will make us go into the town center.
What am I doing?
Oh, if you want, we could chain up here.
I mean, I don't know how much we were going to save some time with this one, but...
Let me go up here.
Oh, we saved zero time actually.
We saved zero time.
I couldn't shoot.
I'm going to go up this way.
I
Don't mean rope you know I can rope you if you want I'll say some time
Okay
Wait you can't go there
I
Chained I roll out everything
Oh, but over here it looks humble but way even kind of missed that thank you. It looks like a good path over here
Yeah, oh my god
here if you need it it's one of those pixel spots oh that was that picture okay boom hey
if you come on the right side i have a little left oh you're good not bad at all not bad
at all pal guys where's tells matter i've heard the tickling was that the fuck that
tells my job um i think it's left-sided
guys just climb normally i'm going to the tells matter
probably wait until stamina is full to do the next jump.
UADHD bring Moldfuck.
XQCL.
I suppose we're actually doing pretty fast, not for strong.
Yeah, I think that that's very easy though.
Like, first stage today is very easy.
I will say it's not very challenging.
The spider-bomb though is incredibly annoying, I don't like it and I don't like the one with
the ghost either, so I don't like most of the new stages in.
But maybe I'll learn to like it when I'm better at it.
Pineapple had welcomed me to John Dome, Motha Zucka.
Jim Dome?
Who the heck is Jim Dome?
Okay, how's that worth an acquire, easy.
Oh!
How do I cancel this scanning system?
Oh, deep but a goodie.
It's actually beginning to scuttle, right?
The... the... the... the... the... the... the... the...
Okay, so what I need to do now is this.
Backpack, backpack, backpack.
Where's the backpack?
uh... is that the other that's what we could do is we could take everything
there's a lot of models
when they come in at
Why would I break them? I need to cook them. Oh, you cook it and then you break it?
Ouch
Yeah, hold on. What do you think?
Should I do I cook the launcher? I don't think it does anything for the launcher. Does it if you cook it does it?
What about the medkit?
No, I don't think it's gonna cook it. I think I think physical objects. It just breaks them low-key
Let's see what kind of surprise do we get.
Oh, what is that?
I don't know what that does.
There's a fairy lantern in it.
Oh, that might be for the end.
No, I don't think it would even...
Apparently it's air we heals.
Oh.
Guys, did you guys pull up?
Guys, we're isn't hungry for no reason.
Like, hello?
Okay, pull up man! Jesus Christ then. I feel like it will heal this bad. I think we're
really going to have people that were all low HP, you know what I mean? I'm kidding,
wait too many items, wait too many. Did I get the flare? No you don't. No, I did
you know how to use it the chain gun yeah and okay love from Netherlands
xx cubes yeah guys why is it this is why I would tell us man and I got like
what are we doing let's take them cuz fucking they're talking about stories
um yeah this is just annoying me
no because we're losing on us like like all the
what we both made it what do you want to play the game in a year i like i just
okay just just couldn't you fucking g
you're fucking this game i could have speed ran to but i was
making sure he didn't die eat the coconut first
eat the coconut first it's fine but cook them
We all survived.
Click em first, click em first!
All of us surviving is better than losing our items.
True.
Also, I'm not gonna lie, I had only 50% stamina.
When the pack you guys took with 50% stamina, it was crooked.
We had to lock in.
Alright.
Only one tomato?
I've earned experience, okay?
My next keyboard is no longer low.
longer low so now I know what to do.
Ah, go on, go Revenge, I like it.
Now, this...
Is it low anymore?
Can you not have a stick on it?
Yeah.
Yeah, guys, it's no longer low.
Oh, man.
Rob, you're my best friend.
You know that?
At least you have this idea there.
Sorry.
Okay.
Oh, damn it.
Does everybody have a stick?
Did you have your stick?
Because I didn't eat it mine yet.
It's one of the best seven items in the game.
It's not the best.
Rob, are you all...
You have a fucking tier list for items in this fucking game?
Bro, it's fucking peak. No, it's a high target. They remember the sessions like what? Oh, man, I have roll
Now how about you? How about you make it please? How about you make it? How about you? You take a plea you say, okay?
Since I'm fucking shit if I died don't raise me on the next one because I'm gonna give it a buck
You're dying your representative you are at the dying
I'm not gonna die. If he dies. I'm dying with him. Okay?
Thank you baby
he I think a little damage is no big deal
okay guys there is a mistake and I want to make sure that Rob is there for me
and if he makes a mistake I'll make a mistake for him. Is that a coconut?
What kind is that? I think it's honey.
Is it honey?
If you make a mistake you die it's very healthy.
No dude I think Felix is trying to fucking join like
like a fanatic gaming for this game oh now the problem okay what's that missed
is that back and now the misses the rain it makes you slip off the oh we need
this number you'll think it's you'll drink this witness we need to we need it
I'm glad to take this Rob why y'all beat up man what happened you guys I
Like beat up that's when it rains you slip you know, yes, I'll just slip that trust I
Just don't leave the house dude. I'm not used to this like nature stuff
Yeah, me neither
You don't know what I've been through I just fucking oh god, I just hit that spike
And the spike hurt you umbers here
I've got what Scorch buried you and then we give you some of the buff
Okay, I can tilt your chair left.
Okay.
Oh, it's for ice.
I'm actually at a point on the left side of the game.
Oh, good, good.
The challenge mode is on the left side, close to bottom, XQC.
Oh, is that it?
why did you get puffed why did I get puffed
So does that go down over time? It does, right? The poison?
I heard FBI open up, the Red Sox, where are you?
Yeah, I'm looking over there. Oh, it looks like that.
Well, I hate my big ass fucking house.
My theater room, it all sucks so much.
Yeah, I opened the stream yesterday. I opened the stream yesterday.
He was having a fucking full-on raid with like, 400 people in the house.
I see toss man. Yeah, I 20 items. This is this is completely coach is absolutely boiled
This is not right
Guys the bandages so they should so we should be at this benefit. Oh God
I don't want to do it. I just played some video games.
I'm just gonna eat the mince then, fuck it.
So who's Bill talking to, he's on his phone.
It's raining?
Yeah, the rain is even coming.
You don't need to?
I think I'm good for now.
Guys, take his ropher!
Okay.
Uh...
Where is the rope?
It's gone.
It's still raining?
Let's go. We gotta go guys. We gotta go
I'm over here I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm doing fine. What's bro? It's gone. It's guys. It's always on the ground. I
Had to tell us man guys. This is good
Is everybody get on foot on me and heels it
Yeah, I should take that yo I didn't think it's lit from you.
Yo, Vegas, I think it's there from you.
Ooh, Warfungus.
I don't do anything, Chef.
Guys, I have an idea. I'm going to...
This pad was like it's harder than the other sham noggin life.
Wow okay.
I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm not doing it.
No ice here.
How do you go so fast?
I'm not gonna do it, man.
Ah!
Oh!
Um...
Is that what you're doing?
Is that any good?
Where are we supposed to go from here?
I don't know.
what that's just really done I don't know if I just fell on my hands I didn't know it
when you when you when you when you drop it back to it
I see them they're she not even that far ahead I'm not head I had some items I have to use
it should work like I'm think Jackson Felix can I get a welcome to the junk
girl this game is like so low for us all bro I picked four hours of elven
today this is like a good northwaters all oh yeah how was that fucking torture
dude I can't find it up there man
look at that route that sounds scary every Elven ring chatter is fucking
worse yeah I can make it up I'll be able to grab you here
can you make it over here?
are we going this way?
no, I don't think we can make it over here
I don't have any idea
it looks like we go that way
let's go right here
yeah, if we go over here we'll make it
I was just being annoying here, I'm not going to lie
because half my weight... half my...
it's literally like 45%
yeah, that's annoying when that happens
oh, I think I should use the magnum here for sure
Why this is the one I went to earlier?
Where's that tree over there?
The wide brown tree, don't you think that's a little bit?
Oh my god, I almost had it.
Um, I, I dropped one.
Is he dead?
Oh he's so good at magic.
Guys, I can use a roper later, no?
Can you guys not rop him back?
I have nothing, I have no bad idea, anything.
I have another chain gun.
Oh, guys!
I have another chain gun.
I have another bag!
I have another...
Can you guys go heal him?
Give it to me.
Give it to me, I'll go get him.
Wait.
I can throw it down there for him.
Wait, can I throw it down there?
Is there a location?
Yeah, dude, right?
Yeah, dude, go get him.
I'll go get him.
I'll get a roper!
I'll go get a roper!
Alright.
Oh my god, I should have taken the flare fuck
Wait, is he dead?
You threw the bed back on the ground
So
Uh, maybe.
What happened exactly?
I was following you on that chain thing, and then we landed on the thing, and then, like, I was about to be right behind you, and then I fell.
Uh, I don't know.
Alright, that's enough. We'll get right to you next time. Would you don't get the Super Ultra Bank mega item?
Oh my god.
It's all good. I mean, we don't need that, so it's fine.
That's my fault, dude. Everyone hates me.
Wait, what is that item you have? The number two?
the number two
it's a healing
it's an air we heal item it's for everybody to get healed
barely
so can we get an air we rez at the top it's a problem
I'm sure we're probably going to get one or two more deaths here
no problem
Well that's the last time I'm dying.
I know that for a fact.
I don't think I can make it here, can I?
Oh you got this.
Oh fuck.
Is that a double of that? Do you think it's gravel?
It's gravel.
what's happening wait but I'm like I'm
What just happened?
Brother, the entire game is over there, is it over there?
That's the game.
Like, brother, I'm way above the game, like all across.
Like, what?
Chad, the blackness over there, I'm pretty sure, is all of the mapping.
All stages is right there.
I'm like, so far away.
Thank you.
I played 12 hours with Elden Ring and everyone told me that I was a loser about it games.
Like I'm stupid.
Yeah, but that's just how I needed this reinforcement.
You can really use this glitch that I just did to finish the game
But I guess I bugged out. I had like a very like I'm not getting a what-a-one rare
I've never seen this bug ever before right? I got lost Rob Rob said you just made a mistake and you said you were bugged
No, that's not true. He's sabotaging me. I never said that
Bro chat hates me enough. I never seen that in a dollar for
So, uh, what's up guys?
So, uh, what are you wearing?
Cackies.
Chad, is that common?
Well, you wear cackies at home while you're by yourself?
No, I was making the State Farm joke.
Dude, we lost literally all the Townsend's guys.
I had all the Townsend's guys back back.
I had everything.
You don't know Jake from State Farm?
Oh my God, I want to get...
Yo, these bananas are good, but they...
Yo, the banana goes good.
Yeah, you see that shot progressing while raiding hold on how about you eat the banana you think if they don't put your hands
What?
by Nana
No, it's bad Nana
They should drop the minions don't put the peel on the ground
lots of up
It might have been a bloody in disguise though that I don't have to fucking worry about having a stupid all items in my backpack
and I can actually play the game now a blessing in the skies my favorite I've
actually never watched millions I watched the first one or two maybe would you
recommend it for a old man I don't know I watched it when I was like 13 so I
don't know if I can make that as much as you is like but only they're all good
items 25 but if you end the game all four of them you get a secret ending but
I'm not really 25. I'm like a youthful just turned 25 a couple days ago. It's like not it doesn't count. I'm like 22 mentally
You guys need to end but honestly you should probably just jump off as any of you guys all of us at the same time. Well
Now that XQC is gone
I have to take the role of being the team leader regardless of whatever happens behind me and I have to make sure
That we win. Let me go check it on him. Oh
Yo low-key red you don't any items just jump off
That sounds like it sounds good
Don't let's get don't let's get don't let's get he's not dead yet. Yo, yo, yo, just die out die out
All right, you're good
I
And I have permanent damage now very cool another day and we'll make a video G
Can't fire
Cook your shit
Since I'm like like I lied to really bad it like from foot back
Yeah, me too, actually
Wait, I never did this beyond before
It's basic I am
There's what I can this red mess on a low key
There's there's lakes
There's lakes right away this oh, is this a
Man a war a war
What's up with the big flowers, are they good
I'm burning I'm burning I'm burning oh
I see it. Yeah, this is it. There's like a yeah. Yeah, same same shade same shade
Well, I mean, it would help if you didn't have a stupid fucking wrap all over your body like, of course you're hot.
No, he's a mummy, he has a racial bonus.
Oh.
Banana?
Banana!
Yeah, by the way, our viewers don't play loud, but they won't get that, they're just gonna say, they're just gonna think it's weird.
Oh, my bad.
Oh! Tornado! Tornado!
Is that a sand tornado?
What actually that's called a dust death hole. No, it's not also what is that red to prove it?
Is that good at all or nuts?
No, I basically
Gonna prick me
You want me to hit it
I'll try it
I took chapters that makes you let go wait the sun is moving the sun is moving guys
Guys, you guys go ahead, pick some things.
Ask Korea, I can take thorns out of you.
Thank you.
Here you go.
The only prickly thing here is you.
I have more prickly.
Pick up the prickly off.
Thank you.
I did three.
Just send it.
Dude, I'm hurting now.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah, but I mean, you're dead to what?
The tornado threw me up in the air and they're letting me catch you.
Oh my god.
Really deadified?
Wait, you call them what?
Deadified.
Oh, okay.
Well, maybe you could have time now to write up your GTA character.
I'll eat very soon, I'll eat very soon.
I think that was a prickle barrier.
Did I even cool down?
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
But how long does it take to cool down, though?
It's not too long.
Thank you. Unprick me, please. Unprick me, prick me.
It is these. Thank you.
How do you get prickled?
Because I work for it. Prickled?
Kind of, yeah, but wait, this map is huge.
Wait, the pre-map is massive, and the map itself is massive as well.
Oh, maybe the mesos are easier to climb, maybe, perhaps.
We need a loop for drinks in fluids.
like right there is that this is the case i'm more for that
okay
wait this is weird one of you are going right one of you are going left and i can make it
boys
just go with your heart desires then
portable stove to be good!
it's probably really heavy though
oh my god it's any of shit
it's still good yet?
is that helping at all? with my stuff?
I got an item but I misused it
I
Think he's not gonna go away that that's it's my poison. Okay
Stove is good. It's been in probably again really
I'm going to get help. I'm going to pull me up. If I go that way, coming. I got you.
apparently this over there that you guys been any sports
will use that
i don't know
i can't help you down i can't help you up
i might just die here
that's scary
i'm not gonna bother with that i'm not gonna bother with it
i have no food
do we just
St. G G's
I can rope you, I can rope you, hold on
Where?
I might be able to make this
Oh, it's nighttime, no heat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can rope you
I can pull you up, I can pull you up
Oh, I'm down here
Okay, yeah, it's gonna take a while for you to get up here
I'm not sure I'll rope you down
I'll be up
Do you see me?
No, you see the ropes?
Okay
Yeah, I'll try and get up there
I don't think I can get up there
I got it. Thank you.
I can pull you here.
I'm hungry.
Thank you. Well done.
Let me put some food. Let me put some prickly.
Yeah, we should have
Let me go see what's the thousand man, what's the thousand man number 3?
It's the useless one, right? The one that does the uh...
What are you bitting? What are you bitting?
Well
There was one that doesn't does
useless
Slow falling
What about the glider?
Oh yeah, I could glide across here. Hold on.
I'm scared, Jack.
Wait, here's the stamina though.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
Okay, you don't have to cross that canyon too, honey.
I might just fucking glide it.
No, actually, no, it's not too far. No, right here. Yeah, we're out of the block.
I'm just wondering whose balls.
Um...
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
What if I glider across and throw you the glider and you just walk off?
Okay.
You need that to work?
Yeah, how do you use that double space, or what?
You just walk off.
If you go after them, I'll carry care of them.
I will clutch.
Oh, no way!
You just walk off.
Guys, I'm dead!
Good one, Mr. X.
Help!
Good one, Mr. X.
Guys, on the right, man!
Oh
We lost
Oh
Where can I go? I don't know that might lie to my what?
I'm overheating because I don't know what else to do
Oh, that's so bad.
Uh, hold on.
Stop!
What are you doing?
Yeah, by the way, Vegas, you're the last same player to play, so you have to clutch
this whole body.
Is there a bag anywhere?
There's my body downstairs that has a badge in it.
Isn't there a chest right next to me? No, I swear I saw something.
Bro, I'm telling you, it might be better for you to go and get my backpacker.
I can't go in the sun, I want to die at 1 HP, so can I go downstairs?
Yeah, yeah, go downstairs, yeah.
Can I just cook? Like, can I even do anything?
You're kind of cooked to low-key. Bro, you have a lot of HP, you can do it, you can do it.
Okay, I'm going. Go, go, go, go.
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
Again? Again?
On your left medicine it helps the medicine and food
Excuse me. You're going down this pink. No, no, no, no, right behind us behind that. There's two cats behind it
The cactus on the left. There's two things on it. The cat is on the left
You make me anxious cactus there's two roots under the cactus
Yes
Okay, I wouldn't do those yet. Don't eat those yet. Just go open the case line.
The case of your left. The case of your left.
Case left. Case left. Case left.
Okay, I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.
Okay.
I'm opening.
I give you a gun.
There's more cases in front of you. Go get those.
Only use the medicinal herb if you have to.
Because it's good for damage.
Yo, yo, yo, there's management's behind you, and my buddy.
Where's your buddy?
You lose sight, he's right behind you.
To your left.
Okay, we'll rubble you to death because he's, um...
Um, guys.
Wait, that's another backpack, is it?
Hey, that's the wrong one.
They forgot to inform me that the dynamite's gonna explode.
No, look in the backpack.
Look in the backpack.
That's my backpack I dropped.
I was dying.
Oh, OK.
Then you did it.
Reset.
Yeah, I can't move.
Look at my fucking health, bro.
I can clutch this.
I mean, at least next time I see dynamite, I'll know.
Yeah, I'd add dynamite to my life.
That's the most exciting experience.
Well, but Loki, that was third stage.
We didn't really fucking good, and that was really easy.
like i think we just not to be a million items that we were clear this is easy easy easy
robin on it's a fucking crazy place i'm not going to lie we did actually we did
something really sick
we're not high as you know play yet
kind of beautiful
I go ahead, go ahead, some balling.
I just do give up.
Like, look at me, I went, I went,
I clearly bugged out of the game, see that?
So dumb.
All right, let's go.
But how was that 43 minutes, by the way?
This game makes time fly by I feel like I was like blue 10 minutes. I'm not kidding
Yeah, I agree and then what start it
Wait does it no doesn't yeah, that's for sure
Wait, I think should be the opposite
Why does my good stand like this?
All right, buddy.
So I'm a mage caster.
You look like the Wicked Witch of the West.
That's what I was going to wear.
Wait, buddy.
Do you guys think our avatars like match us?
Like how we are?
Yep.
Yeah.
OK, good.
Yeah, you're all beat up and stuff go
Guys guys you want to do you guys on the normal or do the ascending I can't
We'll do this at least I
Mean we had it we had we were literally at we were in the city that's literally love you church excuse me
Then it was going to be watch at the frog realm and then sit it out.
And now we're hoping that I don't glitch out his family.
I would very much like that.
Chain launcher.
Yeah, I have an idea.
Let's just carry mostly food and don't be items.
Like I feel like it really, it really cooks us over.
I am on stage one is cook.
Like let's just go at least two and a half stages with no items like like alternating
You're good man, but let's let I have it one item of useful and two items of food. That's it
Right that now
There's a tripler
No, no, no, the spi- oh, is this right today?
Which I want stage 4.
Wait, so the map repetition changes every day?
Yeah, layout and- layout and stage- what?
Wait, spider on floor.
I'm not a fan of that.
Oh, bullshit.
Wait, is there a new item on your server board?
a bundle of balloons
a bundle of balloons, what does that do?
it might kill me
should we open it?
it's fine, I'll do it
okay
ooh, the troll
is that good?
it's a chug jug
chat do I take the bundle? do I use the bundle?
oh my god, it's so broken
do you want it?
what if I use it?
last time I was climbing all first during my time, right?
I
Was that the ending
But I literally are very very good. I got a grappling gun
Wait reduction
No, but does it give you where doesn't passively and in the backpack when not used or not?
What even went out of the bundle I thought only the balloons did that
My weight is very low enough for all the things I have you think about it
Wait wait it is oh my god only my items are this much items and backpack is less
brother these balloons the stack is busted it okay that this is not in the
game this is that I'm in the game is there is the ass on the tier list
Ah, no, it's X here.
You you are this is awkward this is awkward this is awkward
This is awkward.
Are you sure this is a good route?
It's not good at all, it's terrible actually.
Yeah, I don't know if we should be going this way.
I'm stubborn, I'm still going to do it.
Beautiful.
Oh my god, we're gonna die from this.
Can you pull me up?
Oh god, you fell too.
This is a bad, this is a bad, this is a bad idea.
Oh.
But you are trying it again. You're literally doing it again.
So no is the fuck enemy
I know this for a fact that this works and go up.
Should I get thousands or all or not?
What the fuck?
Am I done?
Oh, are you guys okay, are you guys okay?
We'll be fine in a minute.
Oh my god, Jesus.
I'm so impatient.
I'm doing patience.
I get so impatient, I want to break the fucking computer.
They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again,
and expecting a different result, however, they have never dumped 1000 hours into deadlock
on a brain full of cop slot McDonald's and that and all.
like you suffice strongman
what a dumbass tangents
oh my god my friend
the puff thing is busted a shit
I can make it.
I forgot to go for the emblem fudge.
try actually thinking about your pathing for more than two seconds before
leaping to death like a lemming instead of failing on the same route 50 times
guys you're gonna tell us man or are you rage baiting for content again like
class time
do you intentionally go the worst ways or are you just restarted
I see things that you don't, as a top programmer myself, huh?
Guys!
Guys, get the damn stamina!
Now do it again with less stamina.
Now do it again with even less stamina.
Now do it again with much less stamina.
You sure?
Now do it again with no stamina.
Now do it again.
Rating is temporary, skill is forever.
If you've been approached something, you have the pro DNA.
This is what it is. I mean, I'm going from what everybody said, that's just the truth though.
I'm here.
Very good guys, give it up.
I think we should have two flares so we can get the flare on the ground
Wait, I'm I'm even Rob used to be my coach
Therefore my point is intelligent. You have a friend
Sitting on the washing machine. Yeah, I did coach them. I almost coached fueling 40%
So funny, right
Why who's it was wrong? Who's it was wrong? We're doing good. Who's it was wrong? We do. I was a that JKW
Yeah, fuck that work, but we did okay. I we be broke, you know, you know, I actually met temple storm players in bed
Like it today from that team from what I can today's I think they were they were playing with um
How about what they play with I think it was I see but I don't think you play with them
I think it's gonna play for Toronto Esports
I I yeah I see was I see was a Genji player I coached him yeah I am I saw
him in a bin login today he's actually he was actually pretty good
did you get the second player? he's always talking about deadlock huh next to there
whoa whoa I have it have it okay yeah you know it was also told by esports
Deller
Okay, do you know who got Deller on Toronto East?
Probably you okay?
Dude, I had the worst okay
Here's here's the worst look I had the two players. I got on a team with Deller and
And dream Casper. Oh
Oh
Shit I had I had dream Casper on the enemy team on bebop the only place bebop on deadlock
Jesus Christ
I had the worst fucking luck dude. Oh my god
Okay, but that was actually a nice guy give me honest. Yeah. Yeah, I bet
He's not the relevant while I'm not one time because of that I don't know what it will make her
Flip oh you really just said that you're actually gonna say that
Holy...
Yeah, whatever I need to say it, I just write it down.
Guys?
I haven't seen him in a while.
If I fall, are you gonna catch me?
Cause I don't think I make it over here.
I'm falling. I'm falling here. There's no way.
Well, this is awful.
I'm not thinking about going down and getting the luggage instead.
Oh my god.
No.
I should not have...
Ah! So you're really gonna do that!
Gonna go to the bar?
Do you guys want that?
Yeah, I actually need some.
I'm awake now, I'm awake now, I don't know why but I'm awake.
Ah, this is what we're gonna do in the last time.
It's a crisp berry.
You know, I can get items because I have the bundle of balloons which is completely busted.
Okay Rob, we forgive you.
Like the item is completely busted.
We all have our fair share, okay?
We've all had our fair share of hard art.
I mean back then, in terms of even the existing.
Exactly. I was walking with Kamla guy the other day and the actual use of the hard art was just jarring.
It was jarring, yeah, it was jarring.
They used to, um, they used to allow it on distance TV for like a long time.
Doesn't he? Yeah, you remember so is all profile? I remember I do on the sidebars
that was crazy
what
well really so you're just gonna just land there yeah I get it that's not nice
Fuck it, run or do that over, or you can just...
Like, I'm kick, if you have virtual tits, they ban you, and like forever, if you kill someone, you get like a one-week ban.
I don't know, I'm glad.
You gotta pay raises as well for doing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, on Twitch, if you go 90 and a 30, and you go through three red lights, you get Ambassador.
Oh my god.
I climb I climb now good luck everyone else
Got him
The emblem is that is a bit lower than the other one
No guys you guys go up. I'm not lost. I'm getting the thing
Found it. We're good. We're good.
Like you know the rules there are no laws net
Don't try to just send it purple truth is good guys guys purple Kingberry
sounds like a fucking weed strain it sounds like a weed strain
you're that purple kingberry coast I'm fucking faded off that purple kingberry
okay I didn't know that that I didn't know Merry Christmas my little door
with red hair I can carry it because in my bag my back is is light I have a
back there maybe you guys can use some of my other items in the pockets on the wrong
next QC yeah actually I can't are we climbing the ladder right now or what are
we doing yeah it's good yeah yeah keep it you all by the way you really have
to not die with that you really want to keep the picture wall it's gonna
I get a hand.
Oh, they're on deadchairs.
Come on.
You don't have a bandage?
Yeah.
Oh, we're here, medkit.
There you go. Oh, perfect.
Coming.
Is mushroom good?
Okay, thank you.
It depends. Which one?
Which one? Which one?
Yeah, yeah, but um is it is it is it dotted or is it breaded it?
Is it like a big potato or is it like a spider's nest if it looks like a
Does it look like a skyrim loaf of bread or look like a yeah
Bad bad bad this is bad. Okay. Okay. I'm fucking dead
I'm good
I don't like it fast
I have a rope I don't know if I can I can chain up in the rope you guys done if you want
If we switch the rope in half, it'll be closer together than it was before
Oh my god, you can get through here. Oh
Not he putty into it. Come here
Yeah
I can chain and rope by the way the right side is not go through yet to go left here
No, no, listen to me. Hard, medium, left. Stay center.
Why are you going fast?
Where are you going? I don't understand where you're...
Why are you going fast? Well, bloody, why are you going fast?
Stay here.
No, here is bad. I forgot. This is the one that was bad, actually.
I'm done.
I get a welcome to go right here
Ah
I'm better I
Just said did not go there and I tried it again like a bitch ass. I know I could do that I
Did it again for what? Oh
Oh
Yeah
Stop for it
So where did the whole thing here? Yeah, I had me had had come come come come come
Yeah, yeah, tell me tell me that you're wrong. He's getting you on me. Oh wait you might be shooting with the
Yeah
Oh my oh my god
Holy shit wait we had a rescue beam
Yeah, I got fucking rescue beam in a brief breach. Holy shit. That's insane
I am not a lie. I'm just stuck
Thank you
I've been waiting for the enemies to climb to the top.
I'm gonna have to find a way to heal soon.
I have a cure-all potion.
I had balance with one of them.
It's about to be took earlier, remember?
Yeah it is. I remember his little knob here.
Ah!
Do you know?
Can you hand me? Hand me? Hand me? Hand me? Hand me? Hand me?
Oh my god, I'm handy, I'm handy, I'm handy, I'm handy, I'm handy.
Holy shi-
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man.
There's a case here yet. I remember there's a case man easy. I think I need some heels
Are you guys dead?
Lollipop is good, no
I
Think that's a bit of setup for a wait distribution
Is it coming you know, I pop is a bit heavier
Oh
God
The rod you play Lee I
Do will you read my vicar impression?
Yeah, please don't
You have anything about voice acting
That voice acting in spark something in my head. Oh, I don't want to try haven't tried it yet. I was gonna try today
But I came here
Well, I got all these like I was like like I ran a little what the fucking glitch is this I
Can only do bad characters like Patrick or
Is this the crusty crab
Don't very nice guys use the chain
Is it that is it that it's bug go for the weapon
I
Want to use the town's mind because they they tap your soul and then they chat is anything you could do to kill your soul
The campfire does it
The bottom part the soul tap it clears it okay, dude
I didn't know that I didn't know that that that the Talisman usage was only for that particular spot
Good divine here
I think you should use it now then because anyway, we're gonna go to him anyway check
Not way not all of it
Can you help me help him?
Yeah, I don't know them.
That's nice.
Thank you.
I might make it all the way to the top without using it.
I think what we need to do, I need to heal, then dupe it.
Does that make sense?
That's possible?
Yes, I dupe it and then I heal it and then I can't fire it.
Maybe we spread it the other curse
So you just touch me I go what what am I fucking so
Wait, I think touch me on my shoulder. Oh, it was like a sure was like at the edge of the of the maximum
Can you hand me sure sure with the jump work
Coming ready
I don't know
Six comma seven months holy
That's huge and I made it up with it because now we can do the trick
Okay, what does the berry do though?
Yo, yo, what does it do though?
Okay, I'm gonna eat it.
Ready? Go.
Are you, Rob?
What do you do?
I don't know, I give it to you.
Wait, I'm gonna eat it?
Yeah, I fed it to you.
Wait, did it heal me?
It might be good then.
Oh, it gives me extra stamina and a reduced hunger.
He's about dead?
Oh, that's good.
Rob?
Thank you.
Rob?
Are you fucking gone?
Really?
He lost half a quiz.
Is he full dead though?
I don't think he's in render range.
Guys, he had the potion though?
What you want to cure it all potion yeah, yeah, he did
Rob are you good is he dead
Now you died then you already dead rob
Maybe oh
So I'm gonna have to do some item doping. Well, you had the potion, right? I
Didn't have a potion though
So where's the pot guys was it where's it all of COVID in 2020?
I just had that way teleportation near variant is wicked chance. Wait, I check my back
excuse the owl now. I don't only have the flare
He's gonna make it I'll do I read now
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What the fuck?
Holy. Welcome back.
I don't know what happened. I was climbing up and I exploded.
Oh, he's 200 meters away now on this floor.
We were just doing like an impression.
Um, so it's something said that Lydia back I can jump jump down it, but I'm gonna respond with a little poop on my thing though
Chat so I take the blue I
Take the blue I do the yellow right behind
I
What's your problem?
You're a monster
Son, I'm lighting the fire. No, no, we need the green to do but I won
I can't I like that
Loud
Why does he give me two things so loud?
I
I said in a heel though, I'll probably get a bandage. It's all good. I'm gonna shit send it
It's a hard one don't forget
It's a hard knock life for us. It's crazy life for us. Yeah, the tornado bill. This is fucking cancer
What if it is that a hard knock lifer
You never seen Annie?
No.
You know the movie Annie?
The red-headed girl?
Oh yeah, I've probably seen it before, yeah.
With the dog, with the dog, the mop dog.
Yeah.
It's very old, but no?
It's either cool.
Yeah, it's very old.
It's the hard-knock life for us.
Yeah, yeah, but what is I mean?
What even is that?
Whoa, behind us, behind us!
I don't know, man, this is for me.
Ow, man.
Like, I don't know, like, seven a heart.
I've got the exact same voice as the finance propel.
They are right here.
Oh, I think we've run here.
I'm dead.
You're not dead.
You're dead.
I'm going to be like, hard for the lost man.
Fuck that.
I'm back to my duty to have like some little like wobble wrap and get in there and climb up.
Sportsman, he heals that.
What the fuck are you doing, retard?
36 months?
That's like 3 years.
Ha.
Ha ha.
Ha.
it works it works
so what do they give me to be in here
so uh... that again
i have to play around with my body
oh no i have to play around with the bomb
I think it's intended.
We'll make it, we'll make it understand.
We're dead for this.
I have to go down anyway because I want to get the items.
Well, after so long?
Of course.
Well, I'm going to be dead.
Oh, I thought I'd heard you.
Do you want any back?
No, I'm going to have one.
Do you need any deals at all, Doctor?
I think I'm going to drop this as I don't need it, right?
I wonder if we have one in the back... No I don't, I have one in the back back.
I'm gonna go like this instead of...
I think that was a really smart...
Oh, good one, that's a classic.
That was really dumb, I lost all my shit for no reason.
Guys, do you need a thousand dollars?
Take your thousand, yeah!
Rob, you have it?
Rob, then it tells 9-
The end of the town is 9-
The blue thing? No, no, no.
to the end yeah but we have to carry to the end no we should we should have it
all in the backpack because we need all of them or none of them
you know that sense okay so what do you want me to do with it I'm coming I'll
put it in my backpack okay I'll put it in your backpack
It was a fanny pack in there.
Wait.
Did I just drop this for you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drop it please.
Are you hurt?
Take this.
Take it off.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
Are you in?
Damn, look at you.
You're loaded.
Yeah, I'm in K-1000.
It's like very heavy for no reason.
It's like very annoying.
But we need to do we have all of them.
We are almost there.
but ascension forward 4,000 man it sounds or a low-key does that like make
us gamers or what I guess you can any on the floor I mean are you okay I got
I got this in my hand Bob, okay.
I'm gonna go and I'll take out the prickin'.
I'm Torpean, Torpean, Torpean dynamite.
What is it? Pickaxe here, why?
I'm gonna go and grab it, it's a piton.
Oh.
There's Torpeans here.
You're dying here?
Help me.
My hands hurt.
Oh dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.
Dynamite!
Torpean dynamite, get this thing down my hands.
Ow, it hurts the client now!
Tell me, yes.
Okay, I need to eat that, and then you un-pick me.
Tell me.
My hand.
More.
Okay.
I'm gonna eat this?
Un-pick me.
Wait, can I eat the cooked scorpion? This is good.
I mean, I guess.
I'm eating it.
Oh, that was good.
Okay.
Is there a secret back here?
What is the blowgun doing?
I'm gonna go in here if I get a blow-to!
Did that hit me?
Apparently, but it hit me.
Is this a good route? I don't know about this.
I'm not doing it. I escaped it.
Did you guys make it up, guys? Where's the back floor?
Over here.
Yeah, I think it's happening.
Oh, and we need the prix will you vent?
Guys?
Yeah, yeah we're good.
Oh good, okay.
Oh my god, I heard a bomb.
And then you end inside.
Guys?
Okay, I think you just fucking blow up.
Oh, you're dead.
That's it, that's the shit out of you.
I'm gonna eat some pricks and he is on pick me
There was a blowgun
Okay, um, the thing is those that I need to be anything definitely out of here
I guess you're sure, well yeah. Right here. Come on shoot me. Peek over here, peek over here. Peek over here, peek over here.
Alright, what down there? Oh, thank you. You missed. Wait, did I? Yeah. This is Peek.
I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant. Yeah, this is why you played me. I mean, I guess you played with
Winston, not Ana, what I expect. I'm actually a great Ana player though, Loki.
Balloon's good, put it in your backpack there.
A balloon, Dior.
Is that a meme? Can you go in there chat, you think?
I don't know about this path, I am down below but I can't, if I fall in I hurt myself
Wow.
Wait, no shot, right?
Yeah, good pattern, very good pattern, very good pattern, very good pattern.
Now, it's because sometimes the upside of something
looks really bad, like you can't do it,
but the reverse of it is really good to climb up.
You know what I mean?
All this looks really bad on the other side.
Then you wrap around, and then you have a full new pattern.
You know what I mean?
Over here, though.
Can you make it over here?
So does that go?
It does go!
Oh my god!
Hold on!
What about in here?
Is that your room?
It doesn't doesn't but what does it leave though?
No, I don't know.
Guys I might be like slightly lost.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Did anything yield anything like that or what?
Oh my.
Oh my...
The biggest guy.
Actually? Yeah, he fell off.
This path is really annoying.
Take your Wallypop.
I don't wanna use it.
You're out of order again.
No, I'm not.
Is it only me now?
Rob's alive.
What's up?
Rob's alive.
You and Rob's, but basically, uh...
I'm bugged. What's up?
Don't attack this.
I thought I did it.
I think you can flick your own things off.
You can take them out of yourself, dude. Look down. They're on your leg.
This map is really hard.
I can't grab the wall classic great moment
What's that? Oh, could you hear me? Oh, my bad. Excuse me. Excuse me. What do you
think about the recent drama?
That's Delta P over there, careful.
Is that... is that a pathway or not?
That's Muddy Putty, Muddy Putty.
Muddy Putty. Incidents.
Oh, no.
I don't think there's anything here, man.
I'm going to have to light up and full send it.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, yeah, I got time, bro.
It's not here, I have to go left, I have to go left, I have to go left, there's nothing here.
You gotta like walk in and like go for it.
It's fine.
Medical route, nice.
Could you use the TNT to launch yourself and like light her away?
Probably.
Crazy tuck.
I'm just hungry.
I might have to hear it.
I don't think, not yet though.
I think I'm dead.
Oh, wow.
That is Lay Mickey.
So lucky, actually.
There was a singular spot to be on it.
There was literally one.
That was actually Lay Mickey Disney Plus for a long time.
Luck is in Lay Mickey.
Hey, hey, come on, huh?
I made a call that did not go back
when I still went back and took the risk
and I get rewards.
The risk taker deserves all the prizes.
why do I hear Rob six times here comes
I'll keep it first for emergency Sunday morning but you have a fucking store
that was gonna use us right on
you're telling me
Red, what if we were both in that pixel, and I was you, and you was me?
Ooh, dude, I'm you.
No, I'm you.
That's me.
No, that's you.
No, you're me.
I'm you.
No, you're me.
Yes.
I'm you.
I'm me.
We're going to master that again.
You're getting the lock in.
This is the last table order before the ending tower.
The ending tower, Monk Kong.
Actually, I've never made it up this far.
I'm actually pretty impressed with you, to be honest.
Oh shit, thank you man. Wait, alright, well, alright, that's too dead, what about the third one?
I, I, I don't know what it is.
I try to kite a scorpion to a dynamite so I can eat it, and it stab me in the face.
Nice.
Jesus.
Yeah, they tend to do that.
Robe here
Ted you could only pop it on us whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that? What's that? Oh?
Shit really they get better
Cursed Apple yeah, which is trying to do that
You got some food always this again God game and hate this one
I hate this so much.
It makes it not sleepy?
Oh no, nothing's on again. I hate this.
Guys, where is my sausage?
Who threw my sausage?
Yeah, mine's gone too.
What?
I have a sausage, but this was like a singular sausage that I grabbed.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
I make it up top and my reward is nothing is crazy after dating a full team.
I can't believe it.
my sausage. Uh, nah, I'm not, I'm not hungry enough. I just wanted to have it in my hands
so I could have it. It's not good. I don't give a shit. Okay. Well, if you change your
mind. Oh, okay. Thank you.
Okay, this part is a little bit tricky. Like, oh man, I can't really explain it. If you
hear a toad, don't go towards the toad. What about a crow? Wait, what about? Oh,
I see the thousand man. It's in line with the, with the ending, which is pretty
good I think it's like what if they grow up
is this is this long bad you're gonna die for sure Rob I would say okay okay
well thanks for believing me I know I mean I it's just a disaster is anybody
hurts a bandage of our nuts
I made it up here
I hope someone just said something bad, what was that?
No, I used something.
Okay.
I'm sure that they made the game so that you wouldn't go direct.
I'm pretty sure you have to go right side probably a little bit for sure.
I mean, I'm not...
You guys think me as an extra food at all or not?
No, I'm not thinking like that.
Oh god, I'm kidding.
Alt-Tiles Madness is so fucking bad.
I'm fucked here.
I say we split up and look for clues.
Here we go right here.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, I'm trying not to miss my wings.
What?
Okay, okay, we need to find eggs for food
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm at I'm out to beat you a little bit for for toads
Want to walk into the green the green rock over there?
Hold on if they pass out we're not to carry them
Come here. Come here
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I need a hand, I need a hand, I need a hand, I need
a hand.
This is good if I'm gonna hand it.
Yeah, come here.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
There's a box here.
Do you see the food from here?
I'm on the tree, is that the tree?
the best bit might be the box here okay I think I say that's
I made it!
You got it, you got it!
Yes, yes, did you get a grapple shot?
I have the rescue claw, so we can grapple.
Okay, I'm coming.
You want to come to me, I have to bring you to me.
Yeah, come here. I hear frogs
It's um
We have to go there on the blue. Oh, brother
Okay, frog on the right, I think it also those those ghost icons do those mean that there's a ghost thing now?
Maybe I don't know
Okay, I'm gonna deal what
Don't do I don't like I did you out you got you got you. This is big feels good
I'm going to go you might you might be able me are you good are you couple me so a giant
thing came in like and like touched me try to get a little closer I died too you died
that giant thing no I got a lot over here absolutely we get it look we we we
could take this here as well just broke
actually maybe it might be better just around there
talk to the right though maybe we'll get any rebels from here brother we are
We're doing it!
Okay, a few offense here.
There's a triple eye and triple eye to the right.
We have to go to the left for the blue eye for the blue thing.
And once we get there we can do that.
Oh no, we can't do it because we use it twice, right?
Yeah.
Oh man.
We might have to go to the right here and get these...
Actually there's four boxes.
Okay, I think we go to the, um, okay.
Frog left is, it's fine.
Come with me.
I think we go here, and we go to the gates.
Got it.
You got it?
Yep.
Alright, we wanna get the- the- the trubal item back to them.
I- I wanna get the house map for the- for the second ending.
What are your thoughts?
Yeah, we can do that.
Um, I mean, if anything, I can maybe go back and grab the items.
Oh, um...
I think it's better.
We might have to split.
No, no, no, I think the thing is better.
Because of Toad.
Yeah, that's true.
The Toad will fuck.
Like the toggle fuck us!
Ah, let's go here together!
I got the tree.
Brother, we are cooking!
There's a road that leads up the tree, should we go see it?
Can I have some food?
Wait, there's an ancient box right there in the middle.
I don't see it.
Where's your left to left there?
That way.
Ah, do we risk that?
Oh, we can heal it.
We can tell what the thing is that I got.
What does it tell us now?
I think we want that, low T.
What could it be?
I'm scared, though.
Maybe you grapple to it?
Well, I had to grapple.
I feel like the grapple's low T.
We should save it.
Okay.
I can maybe run there.
I should be able to run there,
but I might die to it.
Okay, all thousands acquired bang. Okay, I have a piton
Okay, I have to save I have to keep the balloons
I can only have two items because I need to have ever all yeah, this is good. This is good. This is good
Why are you
No, I need to be the player out there. We can't finish the game
Yo, Pete on here you don't I'm gonna max forward, okay? Yeah
Oh my god insane holy shit insane I see our over the nest of the year there's food
on top of the tree I think I'm at the door okay okay no no in front of me there's also
eggs in front
There's frogs around here, I hear them.
Frog in front of you back somewhere.
the bridge so I have to go. There's food on the street I think. Don't focus too hard
on the cheese that you forget about the trap. I don't think I can make it all the way up
there. You have a lollipop but I don't know what the cheese is. Maybe I, should I lollipop
and go get the food? I don't think it's worth it. Maybe not. Because I can only
I think it's worth it though to use only POPPIN.
Do it, do it, do it, just do it, just do it.
I agree.
We know it's not worth it.
See if it was that's not worth it.
What else are you going to use it on?
Oh, right here!
Wait, what is that?
Oh, I got it. Nice way.
I got frog, man. I'm good. It's up to you.
Big!
I got frog.
Right front of your straight head.
No!
Use a thousand?
Wait.
Oh, wow.
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. It's over.
That's what happened to me. That fucking thing.
What's going on behind you?
I
Right right right right right it launched you to like fucking nowhere
Black form in front of you should be on the air
Good. Good. Nice. You're on the hard left of the map.
Can I use that in here or do I die here? I die here. I die here. I use it more, right?
I'm not sure. I think you can make it, honestly.
I
Oh God
Not they would not give you a stretch up to the end here for no shot. They lose tells my I love us
That I think I gave it a ball in the I give it all of them
It flew super far away
Nope, I have to go outside.
Yeah, you may have to go straight to that tree there.
What the fuck is he doing?
It's just bugging.
It's bugging.
Nice.
Wait, the flare!
Oh, did he?
We lost.
No flare.
Did he?
It's actually over.
Yo, can you, is it possible to walk the fence?
No, no, no.
Yeah, no flare, we cannot win the game anymore.
Where's the flare?
The flare's in Narnia, it's in the ocean behind you, I'm going to the wall.
Find one, they would put some at the end of here.
You can maybe check the three, oh no you can't.
Just go for it so we get some more information.
Yeah, try and run, try and run.
Made it.
No, you're really good at this map.
I really hate that, that one toad really cooked me.
I mean, I got nervous and I tried all the items and I ate both the wrong items back to back to me.
What are the odds of that? Just unlucky as fuck.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's what I'm making.
Can we spawn here?
Surely we get one more resin.
Wait, Liza, what did you do to the left?
Wait, really?
We got shit.
Wait, in that case, maybe we could go find a flare in the ocean.
We have to, whatever we do, we have to make a planet.
Is it a tripwire?
Tripwire?
Throw an item in it, throw an item in it.
There's just one point of shit on it.
I need to eat this.
I'm back and just put us on it.
I'm done going on, here you go.
Oh.
Throw your backpack, Axe.
Someone said two foods, but whatever.
No, I have to have one out when I'm three, six, seven.
Got it.
Wave.
I only shot once, though.
What does a dagger do?
Oh, you can go under it.
What does the dagger do?
Oh, you can go under it, nice.
Can't help sticking
Guys, I imagine this is gonna be crazy, okay?
I'm gonna take the can't help sticking
and I'm gonna full send it onto the items down over there
because we're not allowed to win without flair
Remember? Like, we can't win without flair
Wait, we can't go back
What does he do?
Can't help sticking is only for the stage behind us
As you go, we must go
Are you gonna stab me?
Okay, I forgot what I want
How do I get out of I tell the Rob go go go go go don't kill him. Don't kill him. No don't kill him
Yeah, I think we all get we all get we all get loot like we all get p-box and shit. No, it's just you I think
Don't kill him. Why save it?
Yeah, we have bandage. We're gonna I give it open it's up and a manager
fuck i am guys yeah i think a lot of damage already i opened the last one i could i could
open it fuck it do you have the advantage no i don't i don't but okay you can always heal
with my backpack items uh i forgot what what i didn't do does that i think it's gonna open it
open it open it let me do it let me do it yeah all right open it so i think it's a blue one
All right.
This is a resident.
Okay, okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
I knew it.
Listen, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go together, okay?
When somebody's low or something,
we kill him and resident.
Let's go, come on.
Come on.
Watch out, watch the darks.
Watch the darks.
If we sacrifice then rez we get all the buffs yes, no, no you move your debuffs
How long it does add no, yeah, maybe touch a seminar it brings up your thousand meter. Oh god, what's that?
I can cleanse your debuff you're gonna die to you out we can kill Rob you'll
raise fun of the toe to them and then we just remove your buffs right here so
I'm not trying to kill you so much I don't mind you coming here
oh look hey don't move over here in this little crack I mean it could be
Watch out, there's a dark rear, see the dark thing?
We're going to get a flare, remember?
We need every chest.
We're caught, we're caught, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's so jover.
Might be, might be in the spot there.
I am going to go to the rock here.
Oh, man.
Holy.
Get off your- you gotta watch the tripwires, now.
Say I know the dude.
I think I just try naturally.
I didn't look for loot, but I'm looking around. I don't see any loot at all.
What? Why is there a spider if you can't climb it?
Do you have to use the rock thing?
Loot's only on the inside, okay.
Uh-uh-uh, guys?
How fast? How fast?
I can't tell if I'm gonna die. Am I gonna die?
Alright, no more ice. Fight!
I need to look wide and I need to look wide and I need to look wide and I need to look
I'm not dead, yes.
Can I go on the torch, you think?
Torch!
I need to look for items, I need to look for items.
Is there a way to come back inside it? Let it on or not?
Okay.
Can you imagine that?
Ooh!
It's not like I hate...
...somebody needs to die.
Why do not people build it?
What's up here?
I'm going to go down.
I will do that, I'm coming
Where is your body?
I'm happy, I'm happy
I'm happy
I'm good. I'm so good. These are your duties now. I think it up again. We can do it
Yeah, I sacrificed myself for you wait really
Yeah, you got police feet now. Yeah, I can read you in a minute. I didn't even if I climb solo
And then there is a noise we're working seven. I mean it
Yes, I
I had I made Rob kill me so then because I was going to speed and then you get the buffs up there
Okay, good. Yeah, I'm gonna go on the inside. I'm gonna go on the inside. It's sharp out player
Careful.
Little chest.
Yeah.
Useless again.
What is this stupid ass lock, man?
What is this stupid ass luck man?
I can't make it with this all like...
I didn't leave it, I did it by itself, I did not leave it, I did it by itself.
Careful what I noticed at the last second. What the fuck is that?
That's that's what killed me so they mean you have to keep running on it
You gonna touch
Yeah, you made this I'm not gonna do it unless there's items there
Oh, fuck.
No!
No items.
The X that way, go to the wall.
Outside wall, there's a ladder.
Outside left.
You see that?
You made that ladder?
Behind you, 180 degrees.
180, on the back wall, right there.
Yeah, but I'll always have the entire items, remember?
Yeah, I know, but I don't know if you can.
Like, Alva can make it here.
I'll go a lot of them.
Just by the window, just right there.
Oh, no.
Just where?
I think I jump over there.
I
That's very risky. No don't do that. How do you rest me? You first you want to put up? Yeah
Can you just read me whenever with that? Yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay, whatever. What do you want it?
Yeah, yeah, I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm gonna leave you on the inside. Yeah. Yeah
Wait, you open it. He opened it already
Watch out, there's a wire in the middle. You see the wire? A wire. A man. A war.
Yeah, we can't win anymore. It's actually over. Even if we win, we can't win. Because we're down to play.
I mean, what else do we do here?
Yo! Good job, man!
I'm not sure this is not a bad route up here.
Red's dead.
Fuck, man!
Oh fuck!
I'm a genus, was that a low damage?
That was a low damage, yeah.
Very, very good.
Wait, no, I'm fucked up here.
I have no food man.
Yo red, did you eat food? Did you have any food?
Because you took all the items there.
Was there anything in those?
No it's not, it's not.
Nah, it's over for me.
I mean I have little, yeah I have no food.
I have blue trinket though!
I used the blue, you're not wrong.
guys I just said middle for items to be no
I guess we go back inside
I'm not making it across though over here with the top bridge.
Can you give me a hand at the top of the stairs?
Yeah, well yeah.
Top of stairs, top stairs, top stairs.
Right here, grab him.
Thank you.
Wait, what was that?
What was that?
I can even grab you, I can even grab you.
Wait, what was that?
It keeps pushing me.
Teamwork
Okay, I think I'm in a lot. Yeah, I'm going to
Yeah, I'm not the loose progress here for though
Okay, I didn't bin it the buzz saw please
Please.
Another fucking candle, man.
It's so boring.
It's fucking boring.
Are you having a nap, Jeff?
Yeah.
Let me look around for other items.
Is there other items?
Oh.
I took a point. I took a point.
I'm gonna put this again.
I think, uh...
I think this don't look so good.
Shall we go to a drop?
Wait, wait, wait. Shall we go to a drop?
I got a flare gun.
Oh, a flare gun.
I blow that side. Blow that side.
Oh, you could bust up the top of the ladder.
Wow guys I have a progress like it and I get a nice chat thanks for all the
good times mr. Cow everybody give a people glad rose to a random chatter
people glad rose people glad rose xqcl I mean I really go up before putting the
like that like what
well you died yeah I was so far up
I just don't have enough energy to go anywhere from here I can I can I can hear
you you have a progress flag no you okay I should not sit inside now I'm
I'm caught the shit's out there.
No, there's a denier right there.
Wait, wait, who is that? Is it a US?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I can blow dart you in full cleanse you on the low of you. I can see you.
No, no, I have no debuffs, I have no debuffs, I have no debuffs.
Okay.
I think I'm good now.
Rope here. We go middle and then rope here. Yes.
Yeah. What? What? What? Why happened?
Yo. Um...
I gave you a peat on her.
Oh, is he dead?
I... I...
Do you have any heals from him?
I'm gonna go up from here. I think I'm cooked from here.
Wait, did you have the actual boss? Yeah, he's dead. He may be able to heal me with any heals.
I could go on top of that ladder with you, but that's as far as I could go.
Did that work?
Yeah, yeah, that worked, that worked, it worked, you got it, you got it.
Check.
Bye!
Wagner Wagner
There's no place there was no place in here nope
You don't leave me to rope you down or what I have a rope I put it on myself I
Need to stay inside a low kick if I make that jump
Uh, I should flag myself first
It's been 99 months. Can I please get a welcome to the jungle?
Yeah, I'm gonna fly right here. Yo, yo, what was that to me?
It's just like where the game coded down
Oh, here the train is going to take 8 feet, I'll do it, watch out, don't get blown away.
The book of bones.
That's good for hunger!
Really?
Yeah, it means no hunger but you cannot take any full damage otherwise you lose the
game.
Take it, take it.
Take it.
I don't need it.
Do I use it though?
I'm not going to use it now.
I'm using what I'm full hunger.
Wait, what?
That's just so stupid.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Items have been, no?
Any items, though?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Wait, I'm gonna put the bones.
Any items in your mail or anything like that I could use or what?
and then when we did we can't we can't we can't we can't we can't when all that
because of the fucking toad and I want the other thousands.
What's up here though?
What the fuck?
Oh, strange jam.
What does that do?
night buddy yeah I need a skin looks just like you
what are you eating red um I'm so mad you hear that we can't finish we can
finish again we're so clear can't finish but you know at least we have the
journey right guys yeah I didn't even know what we lose some cinematic like the
The ability to glow, cool steam achievement sound,
no artificial things.
It's a one-time thing.
We didn't come prepared.
It's about the things we made along the way.
But why isn't there no items, though?
At least maybe to get a chance at getting a flare.
Like, we made it.
Like, please, bro.
You all four gems put in it?
I want the deer I guess.
I'll just jump off. It's all good. I'll give you a shit.
Dude, I'm mad because I had all the items, all of them, and I told the fucking flick
my shit off the map. Like, so dumb.
Yeah, that's pretty true. Yeah, that fucked this.
Okay, are you getting from the fucking flags that you're getting this stupid?
Yeah, I know, I've heard that too.
I got so mad I just jumped off.
I hate being flicked over by a firearm.
Wait, what, the thousand-an-a? What are the thousand-an-as in?
I am jumping off.
Wait what? Wait I have a player!
Wait what? Wait
Wait should I go back up? Wait what?
You're going back down because of your checkpoint right?
You got a checkpoint there no?
Wait you got a player? Wait actual
deads in chat. It checkmated all items
from earlier why what's wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
you look at checkpoint no 100% lock in lock in look about me the glueman the
glueman's here was that because of the flag yes I flagged but I don't know why
I reached on me with the items though I clever use of game mechanics fuck it
Oh my god, oh my god! We did it!
Oh my god, you're gonna do it. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't have time to do this, there's nothing, do I?
No, you do, you do.
No, we're it.
No, I don't have time to go back down, I have a lot of time to go back up against the gloom.
I'm not missing them, man.
I died it.
I'm not missing them, man, because I died it.
So surely the items are on the ground, no?
Because these are brand new.
Oh, no, they're half broken.
Oh, the one that dropped into swamp.
But why did they get a flare, though?
Did I talk about?
I don't, it might actually be Devon chat,
because I watched you drop this flare,
where you dropped.
Yeah, but maybe it gets a state of my items from earlier.
Well, it's snapshot from earlier before you, uh...
Yeah.
Did it road down the hill maybe?
I bet it's a call your friend, what?
Oh, there it goes.
Oh my god, I can't believe it's me.
I never wanted to see it before.
Oh wow, there it is.
The helicopter.
hang on five seconds next I'm coming I'll leave it I can't wait oh my god we did it
I could have been alive I could have been alive I I I committed to don't go there's
just him on the plane really fucking up
Bunk!
Very cool!
That was a really fun game, guys.
Enjoy it, guys.
Good to see you guys all.
Wait, wait.
Have you guys tried grain rot yet?
Yeah, no again. Yeah, I think it's really fun. I think it's really well-made
I don't know if it's too late for you guys today.
i'm actually i'm not i'm not happy i don't i don't need i don't need to let me keep out of that i
like if we let me keep the trophies yeah i've been kind of lame but just the game itself i think was
fine wait so the chess point saved it yeah the marker yeah the the thing that put up on the
middle the flag apparently gives you a flare and you spot in it what the fuck that's insane
but if you guys are down to try grain rot today or tomorrow i'm totally bound i tried it
I
Think it's good good, I think it's well made
I'm a guy for tonight. I'm on wait for like like it's like a 19 hours for me
Yeah, I'm gonna go why you do whatever tomorrow if you guys want to try we also finish
I
The other suits yeah, I want to play yeah tomorrow
For sure at least that for sure. I'm gonna work. I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do tomorrow hell it loose and should be midnight in my thinking
or not sure if we're doing so
not a play ball
I wasn't gonna play this too
what big waff
I actually enjoyed it
yeah that was pretty cool
what we're gonna see my
I haven't played this game
GG's guys it's really fun
GG man
GG's, GG's guys
Yeah, that's what's funny. What's GrainRog? Have you played it well?
I wonder what they had there. I've played it before.
Alright. I'll just do that.
Alright, thank you, jeez.
You're welcome.
I'll stand inside my glock.
Uh, man, I could play something else. I'll just go and play.
yeah he's not gonna play that, sure
he's not responding, he's like, okay
yeah, I thought I wanted to play a go-to-medium-2 right now
I'm kinda...
thinks like max focus whatever that shit
oh, grain ruts
I mean, we'll push the playpad of all, I think it'll be better
nobody's there
grain ruts
Welcome to the Outpost of the Scorch!
You are a builder!
You might have machine thing and a sharp needle right now.
Your outpost probably needs a grinder to get corners
and that's pretty much it!
Oh yeah, is there a corner again?
No, no, no.
RP bar, RPP and JP.
The score cannot be held responsible for mounting fear travel damage over exertion
Yo, yo
On the surface of the game
you know
we should have these high-span for the beginning what we want to do I think we
should do official low paying yeah
she's wise again so damn loud fuck hold on yes I'm alone I could probably join
me ever just over
I
Don't know it put it in the arm. I just just came out of me join dancing. I doesn't let me
Yeah, I don't think it works. I'm out of the game quickly. I want enemies
Oh, I know why, oh my God.
Enlist as a crew man.
Where's my tank diets?
Where's my fucking tank?
Wait, was that not a tank last month, didn't it?
Oh my god, it's the round ones that are tanks.
Wait, this is only two players over here.
Right here, found them.
Che, how do I go here with this guy?
Yo, is that way you can get a spawn dig in under or what?
Do I have to walk to you?
Do I have to walk to this guy?
I can obviously lie in there, I guess, you know?
Scoreboard! Scoreboard!
Maybe I can get a heli, drop off it.
Any helis?
Okay, I'll go get a truck then I'll just I'll just see a truck and fucking go send it
Well...
Um...
Inimaginance.
Where's the guys?
Where are you? Logic, where are you?
Logic, where are you?
and what do I go?
yeah, come mid spawn
mid spawn, we don't have mid spawn
HQ 2
yeah, it's the top mid
very top middle
why is it so loud? chat chat chat, why is it so loud as shit?
I think we're back to holy shit I'm ready to have an engineer
We got served
Alright, we might have to run without an engineer, man. Here's what it is.
Yep.
I wish it was a camera I could use to look outside and I feel so close to public in this piece of shit.
Although you should be able to hold it to change ammo without shooting it.
I have an anti-tank loaded in there now, so if you see anything, tell me.
Yeah, yeah, what is that?
What is that?
What is he?
Uh, there's infantry in the house that we're here to.
I don't see it.
Alright.
You guys see it?
Hell yeah!
I can't, I can't, it's too fast.
I'll wait for the weapons to look a little back.
Waiting.
Infantry in our little house, yeah.
Looking.
You can probably load HE and start shooting this infantry.
I'm going to forward a little bit, a little forward a little bit, just a little bit, a little
bit.
Yeah, I see the infantry.
I have to reload.
Start loading HE.
I have 200s on the left
Are we ready?
Can you go up a little bit? I have 200s targets in front
Two more banners, I have a 10 feet board
Okay
I think he's dead.
Should we go have somebody?
Maybe I have the air strike now.
There's a helicopter in front of us, the shopping guys.
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh! Oh!
There's one! Wait!
Yeah, uh, where did we go?
Oh, I don't know what that was.
Yeah, I mean, what was the first flight that we got there?
I
Think of the engine by this
I try again. Oh, yeah, how long is it for think response?
We should be able to get one right now. I'll ask
I don't see it
We're both a lose here. Let's actually know what we're gonna capture. We're good. I think
I'm gonna be kept for the capital application, right?
Oh man, that's what's going on for the year.
We're having factured.
No, go HQ again.
Nope.
Cancel.
Oh well.
Man, that was really close.
We're almost out of the game.
Can't we almost out of the game, though?
It's all that spawn. Should I just spawn? Should I just respawn?
Yeah, just redeploy.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go down and have a bathroom.
I think they're very cute.
Yeah, they're in.
Careful, there's enemies camping our middle spawn here by the tank.
HQ 2.
I got it six six seconds another we should play rush the middle no
Yeah, oh, yeah, I lose the game
No, they gotta get one more after that, but we gotta get in there and we can win the game
We're camping this fall
Do we know where?
No, he's just a little, actual sniper sniping, actual sniper sniping, I'm not kidding.
I'm up in 3 seconds, 3 seconds.
I'm in.
Don't move, don't move.
Got him, go, we're good.
I
Did you know I'm in there?
People fucking it
It's that thing I mean, oh, it's really
Shoot it anyway, so it's dead but shoot it so we can clear it. Oh
I loaded it. I loaded that Frank again. Oh, yeah, we got it
Yeah, we'll be in the second.
Fucking stupid. Oh, present it! Present it!
Can't see it.
We're coming up to the defensive point here, we've got to try to save it.
Yep.
I'm ready.
Yo Miller, you got a mic?
Yo Miller.
Yo, yo, yo.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Go for us.
Yep, I got you guys.
I need paint and gum please.
Yep, yep, yep.
There we go.
Probably gonna be to the right here, I'm gonna go right.
Okay.
There we go, up the ground, up the ground.
In the smoke.
Right in front of us, in the car.
I
Like right behind the truck
I kill a family that was a friendly
There's no no no skydragon shoot
close but it was an it was a fragmented anyways I would have to be a
director like a
the actually got back guess anybody around no no no somebody maybe buy this
is that funny it's fine let's let's just push man baby management is game
yeah we can see if we get the bridge all right no back I mean we should do
do that before you're good no maybe if we go first our team is to follow us yeah
Oh
Nice
Another another yep. Oh we hit a bump
Oh god RPG RPG
I'm here, on-tink, on-tink, laying down, drone.
He's alive, Flush.
Not convinced. Can we repair it a little quicker?
Let me.
I'm not so good, I'm not so good.
Oh, more!
I got him! I got him but he got us! Oh, he missed!
It's okay, he ricocheted, he ricocheted.
Oh my god.
Is there anyone? Is there anything?
No.
I think we may move up a little bit, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, our guys are moving up. I think we're good. Okay, we can probably get ahead of him a little bit not too much. Yeah
It's like
He's gonna try it again though
Ah, by the way, we're 60% on HP, is there anyone you remember who grew up right now?
Wait, nearby, nearby!
Somebody's nearby, and then you can shot them, boy.
I'm just gonna shoot the bucket.
Yeah, fuck it.
That was a way to watch this.
I don't see the thing.
Dead, dead in front.
Alright, maybe I'll get up and repair us.
Please all right
If the trees move then
No
You got lots of bullets
We go
Yeah
I mean I really go in front of us in front of a street in front of us behind the tree big tree straight
I'm dead. I'm dead. I can't think I can
That's it
Well, I think I was on the left side. Yeah, I'm the last one. Yeah, looking
I think I think he's still alive. Yeah, uh, I'm not yet
Anybody touched?
What are you?
Anvil.
You ran into a stump?
How much longer?
I'm gonna spin us around and we can repair.
Oh, there's something in front of us.
Straight in front of us running across the road.
I can't move
Oh shit, okay
He's got that for sure
Got one dead for sure
I see more, I see more, you're going forward, fight it, trippy
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Stop
I can't it's like really cooked
He's dead already
We're getting back to me you might have to get on there. No, I'm dead. I'm responding
Who's there trees with their trees
I just shot him just like it.
Yeah, what was that?
RPG?
It's a sniper guys.
We got some rats back there.
Oh, some grass?
No, some rats.
Oh, yeah, this is one of us for like a long time. It's all good
Apparently we got satchel that that was the that was the noise that we're hearing a satchel charge. Yeah
I'm happy with it. We were pretty effective though. I mean we were we could hold the middle of that for a long time
Yeah, we pushed up two points. Oh shit. Yeah point. Can we get a tank at that location or do you have to spot or from side again?
I've raised my HQ to your summit.
Oh, apparently I got punished because I decayed.
Is that true or false?
Yeah, whatever, it's like 20 seconds.
Actually, you can spawn a tank in.
Awesome, this team killing.
I'm very cool man. I mean I'll try and kill me then fuck it.
This guy's aiming, are you just gonna stab this guy? I mean does that guy even kill me?
You know what I mean?
I like it. It took two mags for him to kill two people.
Yes.
Try it.
I flashed him.
I don't know why the teammates would punish me for pking it, and clearly I didn't know
what I was standing earlier.
Yeah, it's really cringe when people do that, but I think they just get mad that they died
and they instantly just do it.
Like, well they're trying to help them out, and no battle.
Like we airy down like that.
Yeah.
Like wow, big deal man.
When you play commander and put down napalm strikes they do the same thing, they run
into the fire and then punish you for killing themselves, basically.
Wait, how do I do that?
What were we at?
Wait, I did Nepal?
No, no, no, no.
He was talking about a situation where people use Nepal,
and for too many years, people go in there, not you.
I
Okay, we got an enemy tank
Enemy tank where
Right now he's kept on the other side of the bridge
All right, I don't see the enemy
We have a radar down, I'm cheering on the moment.
The regapping overlook.
One time we missed, but this is a pretty chill.
People saying that there's some people at the overlook, we have to regap it.
Oh, yeah, I hear, uh, tanking fire to the right a little bit.
You got 140?
He should be right on my ping there, apparently. He's camping there.
Okay.
Looking.
Don't see
Your spotters in
Oh
Hi
These bumps are fucking annoying I see that this is this article there
What was that?
Air strikes it.
They did it.
Ah, maybe I heard some metal clanking, I said it.
I'm not crazy, I heard some metal clanking.
Smile.
I don't know it's us.
Where are we?
Okay, we can probably go along the coast here. I think it's like a nice road and at least through the base.
Maybe we could pay the push for our team at the G6, Loki.
Okay, we're...
I'm looking at the factory spot over there, but
And it's totally looks down nice the control look at that all that coastline. Yeah, I'm nice
Let me know if you want smoke screen, I got you. Oh, thank you. That's good. I
Don't know you I don't know you can have that because I have my own as well, but it takes a lot of the motive
I just get one armor checkpoint what is that should we go over there that's
the enemy point we could roll into there and try to cap it we might get
It's the actual thing that's behind the main entry to defend us
Right
Was an overlook
I'm looking I hear anything to me
We're doing pretty good though, I mean I think it's all frivolously, oh I think it's on the left side, keep it on though.
Maybe that was the dust I don't know, just keep going, just keep going, just keep going.
Can I get the jeff, is there something there or not?
Dude, have you been here to take Hollywood to Harvard? You have a squad of six people in there right now.
Okay, there's a spot you said? A what?
Yeah, we have a spot. If you look at the map, we're heading to Armored right now, if you can bring the tank over.
Okay, okay. Yo!
What the fuck?
Sorry, this is a fucking scoreboard.
Alright, go to Armored. Go to Armored.
I've got some big smoke there already.
Halle! Halle!
I'm overheating the fan.
Got right above?
I can't aim up there much.
Okay, stop here, stop here, stop here.
We're breaking into a lot of hostiles here.
He's smoking, I should have smoked.
What?
Pain, he's letting me paint it, don't talk it.
I see that a hell of you, am I trying to get it?
Yeah, you can hit it.
Oh, hit it! Hit it!
Die.
Oh my god!
Oh yeah, he's dead.
I hear another heavy bullet, is that us?
Oh, heavy, heavy infantry, 84.
240, 240.
I can't aim down that much, hold on.
Let me move forward a little bit.
There's another one over here, right side.
I need to load a frag.
I'm gonna shoot once so I can change.
I
See I say I say you're speaking
More
Yeah, bro, we're more to the house here
I got to push into the point okay, go ahead go ahead
It's a tree oh nearby yes, I need to look to the left yes, I left it left it. Oh god
I don't even want to get settled here behind the tenses. Yeah, but I'm tense
I just shot it.
Okay.
He's inside.
Okay.
Maybe go back a few meters.
Don't see him.
I just shot anyway.
I mean, we would love to have him.
Somebody's got to do that.
I mean, are we getting rid of him or not?
That's close.
I think we need to take it with us.
Maybe get an angle on the hill on the right side so we can push in.
Chopper right on it.
Stop him.
He's right in front of us.
Look left.
I need a medic.
Oh yeah.
Get him.
Hit.
I'm up.
I only had um, frag.
I mean...
Right in front.
Can you get out, get out!
Get out, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Diffuse the satchel at the thumb of the tank.
Come look and see and diffuse it.
I'll see it.
I'll see that then.
I'm on repair, I'm on repair.
of us what was that the beeping you hear it no yeah yeah oh there's a way we're
looking shooty out there
there a young thing I get him he's gonna keep looking in there yeah he's gonna
I think we stay here while you're up there.
Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, we're trying to...
Is it because of our left side? We're not coming from the left side.
Yeah, it's just because of that.
Left side, left side.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go kill him.
I'm dead, he's in the heart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go like a little bit, and I'll be able to shoot at it.
He's dead, he's low, he's low.
Left, left, left.
He's dead, he's dead.
Okay.
Yeah, they're coming from the other side, and they're on the front of it.
They go to the low ground here, and they wrap around it.
Yeah, we might just have to run to the other side.
Okay.
Yeah, we could just go across now, just full-send it.
Yeah, I think we just full-send across.
Yeah, I'll have that angle left side, I'm angled left there or not.
I can't spawn.
I'm shooting in front of you.
Okay, okay.
Alright, guys!
We need you!
We need you to pass somebody!
Keep going, keep going!
I don't want to get stuck on you!
Yeah, I didn't know if I was in the door right in the trees!
Maybe I just, uh...
Yeah, I don't want to get cut up on you.
That's what I'm...
Oh, that's right.
You can pick me up.
We don't have enough people here.
We're losing defense every respawn on defense.
Let's be overlooking, I love to use your killer buddy, then fuck it.
And then we're gonna make a push for the team.
I think the enemy team has like, uh, the two entrenched into Overlook, do you know what I mean?
If I had like a bunch of respawns there, whatever, I'd be like,
I'd be like, just go tell them about it.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna do a bit of battle.
We'll, uh, we'll remove all the respawn points and shit.
Yeah, if we come up behind them, we can blow them all.
Yeah, that's good.
They'll do a lot of work.
They're still fighting there.
I'll load in the frag, but I think it's gonna be heavy coming up soon.
Yeah, I hear heavy. I hear heavy. You know where?
It finds you, wants you on. I'm pulling up.
Yeah, I see another one on our left. Yeah, he'll make it, he'll make it.
all that highly just passed over us I think it's going to the right
uh yeah
very bouncy
I can stop in a second if you can hear that
fucking bouncy shit not I can't anymore
it was really fucking with the bounce though
Alright, well I'll have a good lookout spot here.
Yeah, this is a very good spot.
Oh, I see tanks!
Is that us or them?
Oh, it's dead.
I mean, I'll see them.
Dead?
Yeah.
There's a lot of smoke, I can't see nothing in there.
Maybe we'll go back and take a look.
Sounds like they're fighting on my ping over there.
I just shot the dead thing so I could get rid of it.
Oh yeah, right here, right behind the beanbags.
Yeah, I see it.
I shot them inside of it.
I'm gonna hit somebody with it.
I don't see nothing.
Infantry right here.
Looking.
I can't see it.
There's a chopper jibby on us.
I'm trying.
I think there's a lot of HG, but I...
There he is in front of us.
To the right a little bit.
Going left.
I don't see him. Yeah, I have to ping it.
He moved on here. He was straight in front of us.
Straight in front of us.
On tank. On tank.
Look up. Look up.
Where you have to be enough
I can
To the right, but he's dropping on it dropping on it. Oh more infantry in the tank there
Fine, yeah, I mean it's fucking moving. It's so annoying. I
I can't shoot anymore, it's going around. I know they're shooting from there. I think
the right side of you? You're right side down in the tree line. I hear them. Can I see
I need to do a gear to that. I can't find it.
Oh, we got a troop prone. Troops prone in here.
Looking.
Right.
Right side.
North-east.
On ping.
And friendly.
He died.
Oh.
What's wrong?
What's all right?
I hear noises.
Yep.
They're running in the right-
Run, run, run, run!
Is it in the tank bringing us to the right? Yeah. Yeah
Nice we got second one good
Oh
I
Can't even end that I up anyway, I'm locked with that. I'm doing luck
Love oh shit, okay, you're gonna do thing. Oh my god. Oh, are we stuck here?
Oh
looking up
I'm trying trying. I'm trying trying. I think I think said that I have though
Oh shit, oh no
I mean, we had a really good runner good run
Well that was good run we we we captured checkpoints so they can't take that point. Yeah, brother
We stabilized the gear out overlooking. I mean, we got him. It was crazy. Yeah, you guys are crazy
I
Thanks, I already know that was all us there they had no chance of overlooking till we got there
Yeah, it was crazy actually
And nobody read all the fucking satchels again because we came out a really nice blanket. Yeah, we came up on that hill and just started black
Any with a sweet annoying but you get used to it then I got me in bed. I think the zoomer because zoom in
the zoom is slow, but
If you zoom, it's like this, like it is slow.
If you do this, like, no, I mean it.
So while they have a tank to throw napalm,
like some big ass bottle that leaks napalm behind
or something like that.
Well, they're like fire fire RPG from the tank
No
They had no friend tanks
What about bullets that sprinkle like fucking gasoline everywhere some sugar and then it burns
thoughts
All you do now is cap off ransack your win, right?
Lot of hostile
Yeah, I think we should do the name I think we go um
Oh armored is uh, the one okay. I have an idea
when you take the hail from overlocked it leads to the high ground across from
armored that would give us a really nice angle on them show me a yacht on the
way to go I would go here
no no no you're not a son today yeah over here is that way is it right there
or not or maybe even because if you do the E8 right if you need low ground
We have to look down into the compounded, okay, I
73
Is there a map that shows the heights
It might take it we want me to go over look I go over there or maybe or maybe from from the overlook cross
Yeah, we hold over I got a spot in mind here. All right
I
I'm on the right, just get down, you guys can drive me over to the side please.
Okay, yo yo, stop, stop, stop, and let's get, get, get, come on stop.
Really, we're gonna have to, this is a lazy bomb on our tank?
I mean, he's gonna help us out, no?
Let's get this, I'm on top.
Actually, yeah, maybe, that's true.
By the way, stable, we're now at least richer than you, X.
Okay.
Yeah, eyes and ears, eyes and ears.
You're a grown man, the water's dribblein' out though.
Fuckin' just can't go any, don't fuck with me.
I can't help it. I love stable room. It's just how I am man I
Love the stable would you suck him up? I wouldn't suck him off
But I'd love to shake his life hand and look at his GP3 RS. Okay
He has been live in like two days. I'm losing my mind eggs
I don't know.
Alright, my phone, I'll have a look now.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I was about to say, maybe the next treaty pass by, you just blow a H.E. shell into it.
Yep.
Okay, we gotta walk this off down.
Yeah, but you're gonna push the hill flank for sure.
Maybe we go before them, I'll have to help them, and we go down on them.
There's gonna be a nice little rury out, we can just go in front of the infantry.
Yep.
I'm in.
Cheese on the...
Is that a tank?
No, it's not a tank.
cheese on that
that a tank
not so
it sounded like a tank
not sure
i heard it
i don't like it came from the right
nearby nearby nearby
nearby
yep twenty-five
i can't let them angle on that yet before
well let me get out
I got him.
Good job.
More than you.
Move away.
You're good, you're good.
I know you're good.
You dead?
Yeah.
Apparently there's a tank right above us.
I think we may be safe.
OK, I'm a low-duty magick.
Or air, air, air.
Yeah, it's good.
I don't think we can get to him.
Hey, man!
Hey!
Get it!
Let's get that.
Two on one! I hit two on right!
I hit them!
Oh it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on.
Alright, let's let him go first and then he can take a...
Yeah.
needs to be prepared to take the hill.
Take the hill, take the hill.
Go on the tank, go on the tank!
Go on the tank, up the hill!
Send in.
Go on the tank, go on the tank,
go on the hill!
Go on the tank, guys.
Where the other tank?
you
You
Yeah, get out. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a bit of a go down.
I'm not in front of him and I need to go all the way around.
Did they miss?
I think there's some shit.
They're ricochets, okay.
Straight in front of us.
Yeah, keep shooting.
Keep shooting.
ricochets okay straight in front of us yeah keep shooting keep shooting
bags from the left side yeah yeah over there what we're damaged yeah we're
full we're full
I'll see where you're behind this mean bag look left look left look okay
They're coming from the house. They're coming to us.
All the guys, all the guys. Move over, move over, move over there.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Yeah, you moved it. You had a wrong time.
I'm lucky.
Hola.
So long to think of you know this is so stupid. I'm looking for drifting a little bit down the hill. Let me know when you need me to move
Yeah, we're good for that
It's yeah, I'm paying looking
I mean, I shot it right there. Yeah. Oh my god. That's why I said it. Yeah, dad. Oh
Okay, yes
our infantry seer is attacking us up from that point
this is fucking goad of
where
no we're on a leaf i think i cannot aim right to my side we're on a
they're losing over what
where is this fucker
Fucker!
Oh shit, I'm losing the team now, we're not expecting it.
Go for it like a little bit.
You're running on me, I can't aim it!
I can't see on the plane, I'm running on the least!
They're not flying anymore, I'll take it.
It's a friend. There's a friendly in there. He died. I'm about to get kicked out
Behind us
I came
Dude, I, I, I, I hate these bumps. It makes me wanna punch a computer.
It makes me wanna fucking, it makes me wanna actually take a hammer and smash the fucking computer.
Like, these bumps are so annoying.
Brother, whatever you're gonna start hitting bumps, it's aggravating it.
I'm going to break a monitor, I swear.
I can't believe we lost Overlook, that's so sad!
How do we lose that Overlook thing, man?
We should have had that.
Yeah, we should have.
We were seconds away from being able to cap them and they did cap us.
So if it goes to a drop of it, it's a hill, I think, that's it.
Our team literally just went AFK.
Wow. It erases all the garrisons everywhere on the map.
How did they get to point in two minutes?
Those are rights.
They must have had somebody already on factory waiting.
Okay. On the left, on the left!
I
Got a standover look for our team gets back
Okay, let's just go get back here back in
Maybe we'll have a time to get both of us
I mean, you know
Let's just roll it on fact-fuck it
I
There's time to drive there. I don't know I mean as well send it right
You gotta win we gotta cap this point to we gotta hold this one down
Is it think also there's it's awesome right as long as we're there whether it's fun for sure
So lame
all these efforts for what to lose the game and we're gonna put a lot of work
you should bring up the right set the link you can't just you can't just
I'm having packed my mints it's over
let's go over and we can get one more
Yeah, if they tap back to me, listen, let's just keep overlooking. If they can't back to me, we win the game. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go over look.
No, there's not enough time in the game. It takes two minutes to cap a point.
Wow.
Wait, really?
Extra time?
Right in front, right in front.
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Yeah, we should have won that game.
get so many good engagements
where do you want kills it's pretty
that's a good game
was handling fun with it?
i mean uh... this is awesome this is what we fucking... we actually fucking caught it
Not bad. Yeah, I think we have top squad. We did really good work. I think I'm able to pretty good do
I use those one. Thank you
Thanks for playing GGs
We had the other copy next yeah, I'll do it really next time
I'm going off there was something I enjoyed a lot I'm not thinking more so we're good
I think my ears a little bit so upset though, but it's all good.
Look at chat, guys. Yeah, I'll be able to do it, okay.
Chat, take care.
They didn't get anything. Good night chat. Have fun today.
Have fun games with squad. Good little react, little chill.
Ah, she's over there today.
I enjoyed it my day and my stay.
Hopefully the viewers and I'll check it out.
Catch you guys tomorrow.
But for the next of those that are into a gamble,
I will do a big gamble.
I'll kick you a little bit.
Rest of me.
We all defend the role we play.
Good job.
Aggrettively, the times come to send.
And have a good evening.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Bye.
You've seen it all.
On fire.
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