What's up, boys?
Oh, no, I do want to try one thing.
Let me cancel this and go live again.
Let me cancel this and go live, we get it, because I want to...
You guys didn't see me in everything?
It's a homie of mine. It's not like I'm actually playing for a little money.
The thing that sucks about this is it's blurry again, so I can't see myself.
Oh! I just fixed it!
Oh my god, let's fucking go!
Let's go. I can see myself now. I'm juice.
Let's go.
All right, we're playing with my boy that does my merch with me and his pops.
My two older, this older family of mine pretty much, so I don't know what these are gonna
be playing for, but we're just gonna be trying to have fun.
And we're probably gonna get Mike like nine strokes.
Pause.
I'm guessing plus 15, brother.
I'm not shooting 15, but if I shoot 15, I don't know, maybe I could.
My back's not.
best from fucking sitting all day but I feel like a lot would have to go wrong
for me to shoot 15 over at any day. The greens though are playing at like a 12-7
right now. They're fucking rolling. We tease you out fast there.
Now about the number one T, Winnetto, second hook, behind, third up, you.
So this is Lou, this is Mike's dad, and then Mike, the mastermind behind all of our merch,
you know, that's uh, you guys have played with him before. It's my dog.
I got a scorecard, yeah but I don't got a pencil.
Oh, now they're getting on us about the hats.
They're saying, we need our hats.
Oh yeah, they're coming.
They're coming.
Hey, I gotta send you, remind me later.
I have a list of people I gotta send some out too.
Yep.
Oh, you won't play with a rice bowl, right?
Say, it's finally made.
If we have to, we'll...
Yeah.
You know, I usually play tibs.
go low I'm gonna try bro. Same stuff, three and a half, three and a half, yeah.
So I'm giving him seven, three and a half a sign.
Alright, we got a new tripod right now, I'm hoping it works.
We do do breakfast balls because I did not get to warm up.
Is this a good view? I want you guys to tell me after I'm not gonna be able to
see your chats and everything like that so if you guys
give subs it does go over towards the timer but I'm not gonna see it.
What do you think?
No.
Does it look like it's a good view right there?
Or how we have this here?
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah?
These ladies got the way a little bit.
What, you gonna bomb it?
340.
50 oh
Without my back is up to fucking sitting for 12 broads been since the 12th of sherman like
This happened. I thought screaming bro
Yeah, I'll try to play my new game. I got something for real
Six fucking I hit for 24 points two minutes up in the fourth quarter my back locks up
You're buying it the clamp so you have that
The first game that I had a good day, I was like, holy shit, I'm on a scrub today.
Are you about to do a full marathon on there or are you going to do a full marathon on there?
No.
Did you see?
I got a meeting for the first golf tournament.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to be in Jared's group.
Invite only.
Oh
You know we got to come on. Oh, yeah, of course what it's gonna be like a good guy
Are you gonna play with us look
He's the first investor
And then he showed me.
Did you think he was going to talk?
No.
He was like maybe sitting in the corner and he had a heart attack.
Oh yeah.
He probably got a heart attack.
He had to get what?
Recycle looming down here.
Oh, man.
How come the gut?
How many rain sensors have you had, dude?
Cheater.
You didn't know I haven't had none.
I don't know about all they have and they have, because I don't have any money and I'm not sure you have to make money.
I like to lend them hands, go around all the family and just stay with them.
All week, one week.
It's all about the money.
Oh really?
Yeah, you get the pay half.
You taught them how to be a hustler.
Yeah, see that's how you make money.
Yeah.
That's gonna be cool, Mike, if you.
Hold it.
Nope.
I'm getting a little Lewis money with his driver.
Hey, if we drop the ball like that all day, we're gonna be all right.
I'm the 5th handicapped DJ.
Oh, Lou, that's perfect.
Damn.
Nope, right over it.
Nice ball, Lou.
Bro, Lou, always money with the driver every time.
Thought you were gonna jinx him on camera.
No, no. I just want him to teach his son how to hit like that.
Not really.
You got your speaker?
You don't got your speaker?
I have it.
You can hook up your phone to mine.
I always bring mine, even if I'm streaming and then I'm like, I'm gonna slap music because
it's cool.
And then I always forget that my phone's streaming so I can't slap the music.
On with the grandfours, yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
How's walking, bro?
Frosty would collapse when trying to swing the phone.
Hey, you know what's he funny about that Frosty shit is that dude,
the one thing he's always resorted to or to make fun of me for
is saying that I'm short.
And then somebody just said he's five-six or five-seven?
He said, bro, I'm five-eight and that motherfucker's been calling me short.
Is that a real thing?
Somebody said they've seen him on a land event.
Tripping.
Oh
Yeah, Mike I did a couple give away things for a couple of hats
But then I got a couple homies out of hopes we have a lot that I want to send them a little package too
Yeah, and then I have the addresses and she's just been hard to do it when we're doing everything
Me and Mike were golfing every fucking day before we were all crazy, but he started running
This is a fourth time this year
That's crazy as fuck.
Hey, but we're grinding right now.
Oh, sir.
This man just ran a half marathon at hit,
at 63 years old, bro.
That's tough.
Yeah, that would make my dad 90.
That's what sucks.
Wait, what's homie saying?
What's homie aiming at?
Was it dude in our fair where he's aiming for a fucking...
God knows where.
Hey, we got mods in here to do a live scoring.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I went to the range
and hit a few wedge shots.
I chunked one, scold one, and then hit a good one.
And then I was like, yep, that's good.
That's my ball, that's my ball.
Don't touch me, thank you.
So I don't know how this first wedge shot's
gonna go boys.
Yeah, this whole one, man, I'll give you some updates as we go.
It's nice to be able to see myself now, now it's not blurry.
All my hats are hella cute.
We on the show tonight, we're on the show every night.
We're going 30 and 0 on VR, bro.
We're 21 and 0 in our last 21 VR games.
We're going to win 9 more and now you go 30 and 0.
I'm a 5 handicap, absolutely.
When I'm a golf fan, but I'm more like a 10 right now.
Really?
Finally, the Caribbean feels good, bro.
Right off his golf trips on his taxes as a business
expounder.
Well, this is my country club, so I don't pay nothing.
22 and O, am I tripping?
Did I play two?
If I played two, then we're 22 and O.
I was so fucking tired last night.
We're on a whole one at my castle.
That's weather perfect weather, but not hot, not cold.
I play two, oh shit, all right.
will be 22 and I'm done.
You go retire, then play golf.
Bro, stop, bro, stop.
I'm making me feel like shit.
I'm sorry, Lou, you're down there.
All right, come on, first, first wet shot.
I'm a little nervous, cause
I'm telling you, my web shots, I just did not look in.
Let me see what I can set this up next.
So you guys can see.
You're going to get it.
Bomb to drive on this wall, Ace.
hold on now hold on now it might be a day bro it might be a day hold on one
hold on one second if I birdie this first bro
come on now if I birdie this first dog you cannot tell me nothing I'm gonna be
filming good today that's pretty close for a good first birdie cut oh look at
Mike's first shot. Hey, go ahead and start the round, Mike. Nice little comfort, comfort shot.
Hey, that minus three and a half looking good already, boy.
Come on, let's birdie this first one.
Oh, no.
There you go.
That was a good out, though.
All right, boys, for birdie.
for birdie on whole one you want it out though
that's a good bite though
You're gonna be busy me right here.
Yeah.
Start it, baby.
Just.
Start.
I'm gonna walk you right there.
Yep.
You'll be good.
Yeah.
I'm glad I should probably be so fast.
Start it right, start it right.
Come on.
Get far.
Good?
Good.
Beautiful.
I want you guys to have a live score count.
Nice like thing, bro.
Yeah, it's just, these grains are playing at almost a 13 right now, so they are very,
very, very, very, very, very fast.
So we just gotta focus on not too much.
I want you guys to have a command that shows my score and my score.
I'm giving him three and a half a side, so I'm giving him seven total.
I'm giving him seven shots total.
Through one, I'm even.
He's two over.
Wait, what happened here?
Look back, uh, yeah, bad looks are very universal.
Yeah.
I don't agree with that, man, I like very universal.
Every time I've heard of the first one, I've had really good runs.
But, a par on the, you know, number two, number three handicappals never a bad thing.
I'm five foot eight, but they're third.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, they're gonna be fast, Drew.
But at least you know.
We got the ladies in front of us,
which at least means it'll probably be a little faster.
I feel like these white ladies play fast.
is why ladies play fast
You see it?
Yeah.
Good?
Yeah.
Do you see it?
Yeah.
Good?
Yeah.
Do you see it?
No.
I'm right at the tree where we just saw it.
Keep it up.
How are we feeling B-1?
Not good.
You gonna cover the 7?
No.
You're gonna cover the seven
It's gonna be good Lou I was in the high 80s low 90s when we're golfing four days a week
Which you think?
No, hey, sometimes I reset hope so
This is a part five
This is a part five a Mike. I did a stream here, bro
Bro, we were playing for the blues, right?
It was me and, uh, fuck, who were we playing with?
Oh, it was just me and I had a homie
that was filming for me.
I had 160 out on this fucking,
or 170 out on this whole.
Bro, I took a seven iron, shanked it in the hazard right.
Literally, Hossel shanked it.
We were all talking about, they were saying,
hey, 50 gifted for Albatross, done it out.
I was like, how about for Eagle?
Like, what about for Eagle?
Shank it over immediately.
They were all just like, well, guess that's done.
Hey the resubs I appreciate you guys made I'm gonna just go over there and then set up
This shit's so fun, bro, it's actually really fun. All right boys
We're not doing the house will shake anymore. I had a pretty good drive again
I think I'm a for real just lay up. I know I sound like a bitch
But I didn't hit any three woods or seven woods. I didn't you know, I think I'm just gonna lay up
Well, we'll see how far- oh, I'm pretty far down there.
Oh, God, dude.
What do you want, Chat?
You want me to see as low as I can go, or you want me to go for Eagles and shit, and go for just attack birdies?
Get over to Pebble Beach?
Wait, do you- do you play it?
Hold on.
You trying to-
Well, that's Mike right there.
I'm down there by that tree over there.
there. Johnny, what you know about Pebble Beach? Five iron? 50 for an eagle? See now I
gotta go for an eagle. No, I gotta go for eagle. Alright. As low as you can go. See,
that's the thing, bro. If I go for birdies, I'm not gonna go as low as I can go. You're
not good enough to hit on that course. Johnny, literally I fucking played Pebble
when I was a what the fuck where'd you go okay Mike's in like ground balls now
but when I played pebble I was literally like a fucking I don't even know
like I it was like my first two weeks of golfing
Let me get back into it. Yeah, golf is fun as fuck. Cypress point. I want to play Cypress
so bad. I know laps are for pussies, but I want you guys to look at this. I could easily
go outright if I try going. I mean, I'm going to try going for it because you guys told
me to. As long as I have a shot. If I have a shot, I'll go for it. Oh, nice shot,
We might be able to get there with a five iron though, but I can't really cut my five
iron.
That's a thing.
Oh no, we gotta go for this.
We gotta get, we gotta solid look.
We gotta solid look.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
But we gotta wait a while for these women to...
Can we play pebble for your birthday?
When's your birthday, Drew?
I'm down.
As long as it's not during it.
Oh my God, I didn't know this was a full tripod.
Hold on.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
I thought this was just a mini tripod.
I didn't know this thing goes all the way.
Let's fucking go.
That's amazing.
Handless thing, Titans.
Well, let's try to pull this fucking doe.
All right. We're down here. We're down here.
This is a par five. We're probably gonna have, like, two fifteen.
Two twenty.
Can we use a five iron?
Try to get, man, or should I use a three-wood or a seven-wood
and just like take it light?
I don't know what I should do right now.
I think a five-iron is less likely to,
my miss for a five-iron is less likely to go out right.
A five-iron is still going to get there if I hit it well.
Especially with how fast these greens are playing,
it'll run out.
Seven wood, you think so just to try to get it high?
But I can, my miss with my seven wood is so brutal.
No, I'm going five iron, bro.
I'm gonna trust this.
I'm gonna let this in the past.
I'm gonna aim, bunker, see if I get a five.
The worst shot ever, but we're down there
Fuck, I thought that's so chunky.
As soon as I set up to that lie, I was like the shit of 7-Wood, because I didn't realize
it was more rough than isn't like as thick as it is setting up. Yeah, see now it's a
layup now it's a layup.
You know when you set up to a long iron and you're just like uh I don't think
I'm gonna pure this one but I'm telling you right now now I'll probably
bird it. That wasn't chunky that was morbidly obese. Drew you do remember
you're playing against me tomorrow for $500 right? Are you sure you want to
speak like I think we already know what's gonna happen tomorrow with me and
you right do you want me to be like aggressive with it or do you want to
just beat you hey that's a phenomenal layup what the fuck I probably got 70
yards out now we're birdie in the sand yeah I want to feel like such an idiot
when you get face fucked you will you will this castle would we all play
tomorrow castle it again it's my country club so I can film do everything here be
obnoxious I'm gonna always come here for some golf anytime soon I'll be done
play around I mean I don't have any plans on it if I go to so-called it's gonna
be to film two up to down the episodes low that's a great shot oh I like that
loft though that was nice all right we got a birdie this we're gonna be like
seven yards out on a part five let's just get up and down for bird and move on
start one out we'll start under through the first two
66 yards out that's like three quarters 60 degree
Come on, come on, it's birdie it.
Let's birdie it.
The thing he holds to his eyes is a range for the out-to-range finder.
That's not birdie it.
Wait, do we have a fucking...
Is there bounties on a birdie?
I don't have like a dimmy birdie but I have like a heat footer.
There's a prediction.
There we go.
Do you know if that's going to drive her and rock him through without the t-
You're really going to be golfing like that?
I feel good about it.
I mean, when my driver's off, I always go through without the t-
All right, we need a birdie here.
I want to start out with one under three, too.
Oh, nice shot, Mike.
Mike just got that off the bum here.
All right, little uphill birdie putt.
I'll lower it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's what I was supposed to do.
Okay, keep leaving these birdies on the table man.
Yeah, two birdie-off-
All right, I mean, I'm fine with the parts there, the only thing, the only time I sucked
is when it's like, all right, we had two easy birdie opportunities.
I mean, that last one wasn't an easy birdie opportunity.
The first one kind of an easy birdie opportunity, but if I get like a dumb bogey now, that's
when I start looking back at those missed ones.
We have the same putter.
I mean, I feel like this is the most common putter.
I was supposed to bring out the loud.
So right now, I'm even through two, and Mike is three over
three, too.
Come, Maladek.
Come, come, Maladek.
You're not a good flyer, should be.
See how Mike figured it out? Mike's not out.
Oh no. Oh no.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Bro, what the fuck happened?
Somebody must have had a brutal hole.
There's like 20 groups.
Oh, somebody's cart maybe died?
I used a G-440.
Yeah, no, but we were just like cool pace and then all of a sudden there's three groups
waiting on the fucking part four that isn't usually groups get backed up on a
part three not on a part four
hey this this might we might f out for a little bit you'll just have to refresh
I do not like hey Luke you pull up a little bit
that van was hella close
I'm even 32, Dawson. I miss two pretty makeable birdie putts, started out. But as long as
drivers say how it is and wedges say how they are, could be a decent one, Brad.
All right, it might F out, just hit refresh.
Are we good, Jet?
I need to see W's if we're good and you can hear me and you can see me.
If you are on this course.
I think my best year is at 76 and ironically the 76 was from the tips.
I was playing in a money match against the dude who's a club champion here.
And it was during that time where I got my handicap down to a two and I was just
playing lights out and I shot a 76 against him and still lost money.
That's pretty cool.
One of them try balls.
I have one, I have one in like in my hand right now.
I should just put it down.
Yeah, we got a tripod.
Can I grow that stash bro?
If I grow up the stash, I start looking like a fucking Japanese, uh,
One of those like old Samurai's that have like the little fucking rat shit.
I look like fucking a master splinter.
I shot a 68 at Poppy.
My best score was a 2 over 73 at a par 71 and then I went from a 2 over to my best
score being 4 under.
Is that the craziest round ever at Poppy?
Yeah, that was...
Do a master splinter.
I could. I really could.
Especially if I grew this shit out.
I could do some master splinter shit.
I could have my mods dressed up as Ninja Turtles,
and I'm a master splinter.
Thank you, Molly.
Kyle, please dress up as a rat.
No, you gotta teach me how.
Club's I called.
I use a JPX forage from Mizuno, bro.
Um, Mizuno's.
How do you break it?
knows how do you break inconsistencies in your golf game one day you play amazing
the other day it probably all comes down to your ball your your tempo and your
short game if it's like a lot of inconsistencies there's probably days
we were rushing it you know those days where you're just like nice and calm
like today you're gonna see me play pretty well because when I went to the
range of the first few shots I just practiced tempo which means my short
game will probably be better because I'm just like letting the club do the
I'm also trying to take care of my back,
so I'm not trying to kill anything which helps me play better.
But can't I tempo? No, I can't.
But I can beat people that tempo.
Bro, I can't wait to get the hat, son.
Presidio... what did I say?
Presidio and SF is playing nice right now.
nice right now come on we'll get you right will you work at Presidio my me
my boy Rob I've played there a few times new Bonnie blue sender asked to Mars
I'm gonna let you off with a warning for talking to my girl like that you guys
know Bonnie is my fucking dream girl my saint I'll do anything for her if
there's any Bonnie blue slander in here you got to get through me to get to
I will not have any slander on my fucking woman.
Who do you think you are to think you could be in my stream and talk shit about my wife?
Why does he have to say that?
Hey, what is my bonus today?
$79?
I'll just shoot a $78 for an extra $50.
I did shoot a 78 for an extra 50.
Would I sec a fart out of her ass?
Brother, what do you think?
Bonnie Blue probably has the most disgusting farts on Earth, dog.
Like, she's probably just the nastiest woman.
Like, dude, Bonnie Blue's probably just the gnarliest thing on Earth.
I think she might be the devil, bro.
She said she took the thousand men I've seen before.
Yeah, we pitched that idea to you.
I was going to be the agent and make it happen, but Bonnie stole it.
Nothing like golf course combos, man, you know.
All right, we got to, we got to hit a go on.
Here she probably looks like sourdough starter.
You know she's trans?
Brother, I can assure you, Bonnie Blue is not trans.
Trust me, I would have noticed in the 20,000 videos that I've studied.
I hate Watch, Why, and Glow.
What's up Dallas, how you doing?
The 1,000th man has a- yeah, like bro, how do you justify being number 998?
You can't even say like, oh I wanted to be the last one for the memes.
Like you weren't- there's no comedic relief being 998.
You're just a fucking perv dude.
Being number 998, like you can't even say you lost a fantasy bet, you can't say nothing,
you just like, you're a sick fuck.
You'd go top 10 max, uh, out of a thousand?
I'll go like number, I'm topping out at like number 300.
I just, let me get the first half.
How she did that, her shit was bro.
Not only that, but there was actual men eating her vagina after guys would fuck her.
Like there was men that were literally going there just to eat her out.
That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Quite literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
Like imagine that.
Imagine going there just to eat.
Um, that is so fucking gnarly.
That is so gnarly.
It's gay. No, it is.
Some of you know I'm not surprised. No, there's some men that'll do some shit like that, but I just don't understand the...
I know everybody has their kinks in their fetishes. That's the one that I'm not quite getting.
Like, just be gay, bro.
Like, it's quite... it's like, actually better to just suck dick than do that.
All right, ready.
And on that note, time to roll.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the car and see what I'm doing here.
Yeah, I'm gonna try something kind of down there first.
I'm trying to hit like a punched by bar and keep it low under the street and hope that
I get it near that bunker.
Might be stupid.
I might flare it outright, but hopefully it won't.
I hope they are.
I like that.
Yeah, that's right where we wanted it, thank you, wow, that's great.
Yep, stay right there.
No, it's fine.
It did look kind of...
No, that's fine.
Bro, on that right side, we're going to have the best look, but I see why you were like,
I know you can picture it just dropping hell off already.
If I can do this even, he's going to spree, you know.
We'll go back the wrong way.
Okay, crap.
Drop down.
Did it?
Oh yeah, it's on the left of the car path.
Just on the left side of the sidewalk.
Boys, you guys know from last time I told you I hate this hole.
We are in a very good spot to get.
I mean, you know, if we hit a good wet shot, we could get birdie, but at least we can look far and start even through the first three.
Going into the easier holes.
That would be my...
Why did Ann say oh?
Ann said oh, I'll have to shot.
Hey, respect Papaloo, man.
Respect Papaloo.
They said nice shot to me, nice shot to you.
And then when I went to lose a hit, they said, oh.
That was just your circle.
Oh, road car path a little bit.
Oh, actually, traffic, please.
Yeah.
Follow out here for the vibes.
You guys would be shocked.
you'll see you'll see the shots I need it
my grandfather talking about
grossed it I mean I see the fucking chat dumb fuck
answer solid shot you know you can't even see what the shot he hit
solid shot W. Liu you can't stop now
and this might be the best spot
I'm gonna just hit that 5R in every time.
Because how often do we hit a good shot but we're in the middle of a fairway blocked out by a tree?
Never.
He's in, never.
Me too, bro. I missed you.
You go for the old ass dude sometimes just a few now. These are my dogs
Well, you know, it's what's going on the hazard on the soul. No drew. I mean, we'll see this my first time not being in the
Hasard drew like it where I'm at, you know this front bunker
I'm literally right in front of it. So I went as forward to that bunker on the right as you came without going in it
I don't know if you could be in a better spot. So we'll see how I fuck this one
You guys might see a little round out of me today, bro.
If I go even to these first three,
like, you could get interested.
Oh, that looks good.
Is this short?
Just a little short.
Nice shot, though.
I've been down for par.
You get a pop here?
We're doing skunk ride with the 3-3.
I'm sure damn it smells like fucking rotten eggs here. It smells like bonnie blue sports
right here. I know why these blue shit smells like eggs. You can't tell me otherwise.
I'm not your woman.
Thank you!
It's close?
Dog!
Hey!
Hey, I'm on it right now, I'm not even going to lie to you.
He's hyping it up, dawg.
I want to see how close it is.
I gotta see how close he is.
I feel good right now, baby.
He kept saying, oh my god.
He would have said it was a tap on the bird.
We don't even do tap-ins for birdies.
Let's go find out.
Come on, baby.
We need a bird here.
or if we're one under three on the fucking three hard stretch holes,
it's gonna be a fun one.
Oh, I mean, it's pretty close, bro.
It is pretty close.
Wow, dude.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
We gotta make this a bird.
What did he say?
I don't see a pitch mark.
Do you like checked up and...
Brody, she was money, bro. Thank you.
Come on.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't see that.
I don't see that.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't see that.
Who are you here?
Oh, is it Trevor Oran?
Sorry.
OK, what about what are you going to do tonight?
I don't know.
OK.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Psst, psst, psst.
Hold my...
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
I'm going to put some off.
Great as far as if this miss is.
It's going to be far down there.
Good burrow, dude.
Thank you.
Come on, ball, get it up.
That's not good.
Oh.
I got him to like a week.
Wow. Just buried my least favorite hole, of course.
100 through 3. What'd you get, Mike?
I don't know.
Bo?
So Mike's got a double bogey bogey, so he's 4 over on 100 through 3.
It's fucking gone dude.
Well it's fucking gone.
You def just said with that?
Brother, if there's one thing about Mike, you will literally never ever ever ever lie about a score.
I don't know why you think that you would or I don't know if you're watching the wrong person thinking that it's like
You get a good drive to the right
Shot short ship miss the putt to putt for part. I mean for bogey
So you hold on this next one it is a part three damn you guys remember the layout already
He's the one who taught me how to score, even though I wasn't better at the time, we didn't
know how to keep score properly.
Him and our buddy George, they play literally PGA rules.
He's the one that taught me that if you hit a ball it'll be, you're not just taking
lateral on distance.
you're taking your fucking routine for three.
There's anybody that I trust with a score.
I could fucking be at home and he can be playing
and I'll trust what he says he shoots.
Why would I watch your YouTube
if I become the good of the show?
Because you're watching the good of the show.
I'm playing that castle one.
Why don't I wear a hoodie?
Because it's perfect weather here for a hoodie.
This is Mike in the gray, no, Mike's in the black.
the best of this course is the 76.
Chet is heavy on par for you on this.
It's a shorter, it's a par three that
it's horrible.
I should par it.
Wait, who's bitching?
What are people saying?
He had two bars with me too.
We're one under three so far.
Through my, that's a stretch that I, if I'm one over through three, I'm happy and I'm like it's going to be a solid day.
We're one under through three. We just birded the hole that I usually double bogey.
Played Tacoma, nah, I played Mizuno. I have a set of Tacomas though. Just, I have never used them but I bought them just to fuck around with.
I haven't fucked around with it.
You just run the whole one,
dude, if I hole in one of this shit,
we're playing lights tomorrow in a drift.
You're not playing lights tomorrow.
When I play with Mike's dad,
we always play the lights with him.
Invite you to the bar to the invitation of this year,
that'd be cool.
It all depends when they film it, you know what I mean?
I would be losing, I don't know, a lot of money
if I took a fucking couple of weeks off to go to
wherever they film, if it's peak MLB season.
I'm one under three, three.
One is a golf show, never.
I was doing one, but
did you have the taking for iron in your bag last round?
I thought I saw it.
No, I didn't.
To come up, no, no.
I mean, I could have the last time,
but I maybe used it one time
and probably never even used it.
My best tier is a 76 later, but it was from the tips.
I don't know why, it feels like I always play better
from the longer tees, but I don't know,
it's because I'm forced to play smarter,
I'm not like attacking shit.
I always have my blow-up pulls
and I'm trying to attack and attack and play so aggressive.
If I have to play smart, it always like,
I'm just gonna get bars, you know?
Give one iron, brother.
I can barely get a four iron, I'm not getting a one iron.
It's a bar, it's a bar 77.
The first driver's actually a Mizuno, so really?
I don't know about, I can't remember the last time
I've seen a Mizuno driver.
I love these pink drivers, man.
So new care packages and glasses.
I never wear glasses, really.
Unless they're the blue lights.
150 at Augusta pace a day.
I mean, bro, these greens are playing at a 13 right now.
And people want to say that I'm not going to shoot
a fucking 125 at Augusta.
It's so ridiculous.
I feel like these people don't understand
I'm actually a member at like a pretty fucking
nice private course that has insane greens
with insane undulations.
Like, so they're talking to me as if I'm just
playing a mini course.
And this is where I've developed my handicap.
I'm a five handicap at a very hard course.
So when people say that, the problem with the golf thing
that I've noticed in the golf community is like,
everybody wants to assume somebody's a liar.
Everybody wants to assume that they're better
than other person.
They never give people a benefit about it.
They never understand that people like,
some people might be telling the truth.
It's just the golf community is so fucking like arrogant.
I just hate it Brown.
It's so opposite of like how like the people
I grew up around and who like, and who we are.
It's like so like egotip, people here that are such fucking assholes and that are so
and they'll look at you one way and they'll talk to you a certain way until they find out
who you are and what your income is and fucking, oh you do belong here and then they're so
respectful.
It's like fuck you.
I hate that shit.
How you doing?
Great Kelly.
Doing good.
Well we have a beautiful day.
We do have a beautiful day.
Are you playing good? No? That's all that matters.
Dude, I would love to play a game with you. You seem a little chill. Awesome. Pay me an appointment.
What do you live, Squirtle?
Those are like giggie giggie giggie gilps, those are like great, great, great, great,
great.
One of them was, one of our vibes on the wall.
We hit a little bit of a wall.
It was weird, we were smooth sailing for the first two and then right here there
was three groups.
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
Maybe they are too slow during the group.
I think one of the cards died, and that's what made it slow down a little bit for one of the groups, but um
Usually it packs up on the part three not the part four, so that was kind of weird
But we'll we'll be quick. Don't worry
Yes, sir you too
Simba appreciate this that man
Squirting dust you guys are sick fucks, but yeah, and I'll eat that dust like LeBrono
What'd you have for right there?
That's probably 140, I think, over there.
I think so.
Well, it depends where you're pulling from.
Where are they?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know if I know them.
All the leaves are crowned, the leaves are crowned.
Yeah, that's the guy who's going to be in the police.
Thank you.
That was some work, guys.
As I say, everybody, like, I mean, not everybody here, but like, like, when I was here with
Destroying, bro, we were teeing off and this stupid white bitch was like, well, they're
taking all day and I heard her talking to her husband and I was like you know we
were waiting on a group and she didn't know that we were waiting on a group and
she didn't know that you know I can hit the ball for her she's like they're
never gonna reach him they're never gonna reach him and they see people on the
green but not the people on the right and I was like you know I can fucking
hear you right and she was like oh no I was just saying it's a nice day and I
was like what the fuck are you talking about we literally heard you and
you know D was kind of just like a bitch with the fuck but you know
at the country club and it's like who the fuck do you think you are huh oh shit
I swear I wasn't even saying nothing I'm saying I'm just gonna skip the birdie
boys we're almost caught that bad juju ah you see that I had my clubs like
this I bent down just shanked myself I watch so much golf and never played
She was out of your tax spray.
Never tried to even look into playing on a course near me,
but can't imagine playing on a, oh, NYC.
It's so funny, when I picture in New York,
I don't even picture golf courses ever around.
Like, how is there golf courses in New York?
Yeah.
Rose got pegged.
It was in my fucking, like, my ribs.
I heard.
Oh, dear.
You got a nipper right here?
40.
Or 40.
I'm like so biased on New York when I when I think of New York I think of like
Gotham City. I mean I've been in New York but I've been to like New York City
you know but I guess it's like San Francisco like nobody would just pick
your golf courses in San Francisco.
Played a course in stone,
so she's so good for real.
The only thing I can really fuck up my groove right now
is if the pace of play gets to this point.
I do feel good, but once you stiffen up,
this whole four,
pelt to the set then you go.
Broke his New York City, he's scared of such a job.
No, it's not like that. It's just like I picture just like all concrete like no grass anywhere just like all city
That's I go back bro. I have the worst back ever
All right, let's follow up the birdie go back to back get an extra get an extra 10 from Mike
He's gonna, he's late.
He's playing fast, though.
Yeah.
All right, come on.
Hello.
Oh God.
What the fuck is going on?
You were a frickin' dialed dude.
This is fucking crazy.
Green?
Nah, I didn't go in.
Oh, God.
I thought you were a fucking dialed dude.
You're a fucking dialed dude.
This is fucking crazy.
Green?
I didn't go in, but it looks very close.
What?
Jesus Christ, dude.
Let's get going.
Look what the fuck is going on.
This feels like a bad luck or something.
Something bad is going to happen later.
Come on, man.
Is this a positive view?
Yeah, no.
I feel good, though.
I'm not doing anything crazy.
We might have back to back where it's to start.
I
Play with my boy Mike the one that makes my merch this is sags the mastermind behind sags
Bro if I get back to my braids here, it looks pretty close
I'm not going to lie, lose Mike's dad.
Oh, I just played that right?
Don't forget your range, try to mic.
I'll give you two hours of Bonnie Boat if you burn it.
I'm one under three three Uncle Sean with a,
I guess I got like a five footer for a bird on four or a three.
See what we can do, baby.
It might be an expensive day for Mr. Mike.
Got some more hats.
What'd you say?
Got some more hats.
Yes, buy more hats.
Who believe going swimming like Mike?
Not this one's better than Mike.
Turn the march back on.
Mike, they do want to redrop.
They do want to restock.
We could do a little shop drop for a day.
There's a lot of people that were waiting to get paid
and she got paid.
Extreme only clothes.
I was going to say, the idea that you had
now is the time to say it.
Because these are the day ones.
Loyal, we've got 850 of here.
So we'll watch me do anything.
I'll have to do like a private cage,
where it's not on the front page of the site.
Is there a way that you can do like a,
like let's say you click on something.
Ask them what color they want to do for the hat, bro.
Okay, great.
So let's get close.
Is there a way you can click on something
and then enter like a little pin that takes you to a page
that only they have access to?
Like a password with it?
Yeah.
Jet, type one if you guys want a stream only colorway
where only you guys have access to.
You know what I mean?
We do a hat, we put it out,
Man, it doesn't go out to public.
It's only to you guys.
What is that exclusive?
They're typing ones.
That shit will be so hard.
We got to make it really, like, different.
We should just put, like, fucking rainbow flags
and doodles on that.
But then everybody would know it's mine.
All right.
Let's get, let's focus.
When you're back to that green thing.
I don't know how close mine is yet.
It's makeable.
It's makeable for it.
It's makeable.
Here's my ball marker.
Look at that.
Come on, boys.
Let's go 200 through four.
That would be nice, huh?
That would be nice.
It's like five feet, six feet.
But it's makeable.
That's all I know.
It's makeable.
Oh, no, Mike just deft one.
You should put yours and Mike's squire on it and come today.
If I shoot what I feel like I'm gonna shoot, then I will.
Come on, man. Come on.
Come on.
Oh, that's nice, Mike. That's nice.
Ah!
Take it off.
Oh yeah.
All right.
One more.
There you go.
You see this dirty shit that he's doing?
I can't believe how much I snuck.
Oh
I know, that's great.
Alright, fuck.
330 putts missed, one made.
Damn dude.
We legit had four makeable birdies in the first four holes.
But it's okay, we got par, that's all that matters.
We got par, that's all that matters.
Short game needs work fellas.
It's heavy on me.
Alright boys, one under through four.
That's a weird comment say somebody who hasn't three but hasn't
Hasn't had to chip. How do you know what my short game needs?
Fogulent on spores
AJ I don't you probably never golfed before but if you have I would love to see how you would perform here
could be worse that's for sure yeah could be a lot better too I cannot believe
that we have had some very mate I mean we we have had no more than 10 feet
one each roll for bird let's keep that up if I keep that up I'll get my birds I
will get my birds
why am I running because I'm streaming sir what do you mean why am I writing
You want to hold a charger with a backpack, with a tripod, with a phone on every hole while walking?
Hey, Drew, don't worry. I'm getting out of my system now so you can win this $500 off me tomorrow.
Don't you worry about that?
get over it
Oh
I don't know, I think that's the way to down the mountain.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Do you know this is your...
Great grip is...
Remember you were focused on having it this way?
Yeah.
It's more like this now.
I mean, I mean, it's fine.
If I had on golf for a while, my grip's gonna get more...fucked.
Like, it's naturally gonna go hella stronger.
Yeah.
I'm having your favorite streamer take a break and go do your own activity
Hey, that's actually dope
Did Mike bogey that last one
Sure
Mike you got bogey or double on that last one you bogeyed it
All right playing the lights
We usually play one up from we always play one up from the tips, but we're playing a little move Mike's
dad is like eight years old and then Mike also plays from that's not a bad
ball it's not about ball when we're if we're not playing like some like a
serious ass money game usually it'll be like you know anytime I'm playing with
The older family will just play from you know one up
I'm gonna shame my next shot. I'm definitely not my next shot is like a fucking 40-yard pitch job, huh?
Yeah, I'm next to you over there I know bro, it's so funny so like I
Got you got to check the scorecard to see where it's at
But every time they ask what my driver distance is,
and then I'll say what my driver distance is,
of course they're like, yeah, right, yeah, right.
It's probably, they're probably 290, dude.
I was 13.
I mean, that makes sense, because it just carried there
and then just showed there.
Yeah.
81 guess, but I'm not shooting an 81.
This is going to be...
I got through the hardest stretch of holes.
If I should have A, it wouldn't be a problem.
You're going 75, if I'm correct.
Well, there's not going to be a 75 either.
I'm thinking like a 7980.
Let's go 79.
79?
Oh, because if I should...
No, I'm going 78.
I'm going 78.
78's bonus, I'm going to show him.
But it all depends, I mean.
I don't know, I feel good, bro.
I was like, of course, to like the holes that might sound so good as fuck.
Yeah.
I like it.
I mean, there's some tough holes.
There's some scoreable holes.
There's some, uh, you know, easy holes.
Like it has a good variety.
The greens are fast as fuck.
These are the fastest greens.
You'll really play it in the bay.
Uh, this is where we're at.
I'll be right back.
What do you tell him?
Oh my god go in
dog the fuck man what the fuck if I miss this very but we're gonna have an
issue I could legit be dog but let me not say nothing let me let me make this
first before we say let me make one before we say because bro this is the
fifth birdie butt within 10 feet in a row and this one's a closey gotta make it
gotta make it what the fuck bro I haven't been doing a sabbathon I've been
grinding. I've been grinding at the rain. Imagine me being like brum swamped, you got a
redwood canyon, I'm sweating in a bucket of holes. Come on, baby. Bro, five in a row,
Oh yes, a makeable one still. We're gonna make it.
Oh, okay.
Look, look, look, look.
There's gonna be some holes inside.
I always shoot in the 70s when I'm with you.
I don't know.
That's not what you said last time.
What was last time?
You said you were gonna be hitting a group but I'm playing with you.
No, that's what I said.
That's what I said, I said I always play well when I play the ball.
It's because you left me cheap.
I thought that was going to creep out bro.
Yeah it didn't get whatever dude.
What the fuck.
200 through 5.
Jeez, bro.
And it could really be like a 4 under. That's crazy.
You could be 500.
You know why.
Why?
No, you don't. You don't always play bad.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, let's have a special one, boys.
Let's have a special one.
We've had a special sepathon.
We've had special viewership.
We've been playing special on MLB, and now it's time to have a special golf round.
Alright, I need you guys to help me keep me calm, though, if this starts getting crazy.
I need you guys to keep me calm, if this starts getting crazy.
Hold on, come on.
Mike, would you get there?
Wait, so you're, you're...
Alright, so you're... Mike's six over, and...
This is a part three.
Kyle doesn't like this part three.
Why are you saying that, Drew? Why are you rooting against me, Drew?
This is not fucking... Kyle doesn't like this part three.
Fucking asshole.
I don't like this part three, but that's not the point.
Yeah, this part three is brutal.
There's just, that water on the left always comes in a plate for some reason.
You have two whole ones.
I need you guys here with me all day, bro.
We got something special brewing right now.
We got something special brewing.
Holy fuck.
Alright, come on Kyle.
Chad, I missed an easy fucking pretty butt tail.
Trish is giving the inside a little.
Oh, you guys are doing predictions?
That's what's hella dope about these.
I feel like on a par three like this, you guys should set it at like three and a half.
You remember this whole stay, right? I will.
I'm just going to go for par this whole fuck everything else.
Hey, that was almost back to back to back on you too.
Rose, five X. So.
No, well, if I made every.
You didn't fucking make a bulberty. It wasn't like all long ass.
No, I know. They've all been within 10 feet.
Yeah.
Crazy.
In the other ones of the part five too.
I want you to go low on this one.
Oh, I mean bro, on stream?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, let's get it.
Come on.
I've never even shot like a mid 70s round on stream.
There was that one time at Carica with Jaric
where I was one under through nine, I had Carica North.
Triple, triple, double.
That's how I started the back nine.
I was like, okay, bro.
But we still have probably only played one part five and I'm 235
We got a scoreable part four we got a scoreable part five
It's time boys
It's time if I could go 20 on be alright. It's shoot a fucking 72 today. That's all I'm gonna do. I'm sure you can park
for you guys
This is your best score today, Kyle, is this guy here?
What do you mean by best score today?
Well, I mean, I've shot a four under before.
Ten fair birdie here.
Brother.
Drew, of course Drew says that on this hole,
because he knows what the fuck is going on on this hole.
All right.
All we need is a par.
Fuck Drew.
I'm not forcing that thing.
We're trying to get a par.
All the way to the front of the window.
My favorite course?
Probably Edgewood and Tahoe was like my favorite course.
Edgewood and Tahoe was the one brush that was so fun.
Yeah, but to find out, I don't know.
162.
One sixty-two, one sixty-two, one sixty-two, one night I am trying to land it right over
the bunker.
Oh my gosh, let's go.
I don't know bro. Thank you. What the fuck?
No, that's fucking more expensive for me my cost of Mike 100 something bucks. Oh
No
Oh my god, Mike, I didn't think they were within reach brother. They're not
You just had to one up me one time
Bro, what the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
How's this a shank from?
From hell.
It's a shank from hell.
Mike too.
How's that over there?
Fuck.
Satan too.
Oh, Lou!
What's your name?
oh my god what a shot what a shot Lou God we got a guy teach your son that man
your son's all over the place we are heaven sent Donald to you guys are that
week as the Russell song we all have been sent well the city said isn't it
eight off two or some shit that's the worst clip I've ever seen of any artist
ever the Russell song corny bro
I'll never forget that clip bro that's it I take off so we all have this
Like probably
Because he's we can towards the online you heard the shit about Wayne. Yeah, oh he did
I mean you have to after what he's been doing
He did say Epstein to
Like what do you what do you make music dog?
I was going to get some duck blood, but they're close on Monday, you know?
Oh, really?
You...
Wait, Lou, is that the place that has the fish sandwiches, too?
Yeah.
Oh, I want to try those, man.
Yeah.
I heard those are so good.
They are close on Monday.
They are close on Monday?
Oh, shit.
What sucks.
Why did the day?
Are you my shit's good now you guys can see me
I'm not as close as I thought I was but it's it's close enough. Oh
No, oh
No
Yeah, go
Yes green stuff
They might investigate me if I make this point.
All right.
Good job, Mike.
Out of your hand, love.
I don't know how to read it.
What's in here?
Pulling up my kit.
Where am I?
Skidding. Yep.
I'm coming.
All right, we'll take it.
We will take it.
Nice par, little...nice par.
Two under through six.
Hey, you got double mic?
I'm two under through six, mic's eight over through six.
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
Where's your speed graph?
You'll see it on the key chain like connected to my bag.
That's the one you got me, right?
should I finish this dog? I'm not. who the fuck are you?
I should be playing all the time I mean how fucking murdered is that boy murdered
Mike go ahead Jesus Christ
Bro if I could just do that off to you every single time it could be a crazy
It's probably going to be, it's got to be,
we're going to see how far it is.
Oh, great ball, Lou.
Great ball.
That is money.
So my e-bounds back here, baby.
Let's go, Grimly.
The world is wrong
The news for all bases
You know what's close to the end?
When today?
No
I think Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Oh, for all?
Yeah
As I was saying, that would be my luck
It's like, hi
I'm five under
This starts thunderstormin'
Oh my god
Okay, you strike the fuck out of that one.
You strike the fuck out of that one.
Good ball, baby.
Music, man, we have to go.
Yeah, I know.
Damn, man. Hey, turn that off, bro.
Don't change nothing.
I'm gonna think about it, boys.
I'm already in a situation now where I don't even need to...
I don't even need to get cute.
I just play safe and I'll go for cars.
When I have an opportunity to get a birdie, I try to execute, but if I get some par of the holes I'm supposed to par, it's a par out, a fucking two under round.
I think I'm not going to be ecstatic about that.
That's all we got to do, baby. That's all we got to do.
I've never shot a par round here at Castle Wood.
I shot two under through nine when I was playing nine at Castle Wood Hill.
But I had to go to a fucking meeting when I got back from the meeting
I literally tried to play the Pac-9 again, and I was like this just doesn't count
Probably worst thing ever walking 18 out of 80 and bro, I disagree, but that's like literally one of my favorite things
It's all preference, you know, I love walking the force. I
Mean dude, how fucking far out of me?
And it's a front and I could
Let me get a birdie here.
Yeah, I love walking.
I wanted to walk today, but it's just so hard.
My castle without him.
I checked the score update real quick.
Oh my god, Lou
Lou what the fuck nice shot yes
No, they what is it saying from the from the white
372
Adam I've played I've played six holes. Yeah, it's my drive up there
Thank you
Yeah, I hit I've had six birdie putts within 10 feet in six holes Adam
you
You
I need you guys to stay in there and watch this with me, bro.
I need you guys to keep me rocking.
But the thing you guys need to understand
is I've birdied the two hardest holes on this front.
So, like, we're smooth sailing for here.
I just gotta not make dumb mistakes.
Bro, I birdied the fucking seven and I birdied three.
What the fuck?
Come on, bro.
Thank you, man.
But job not finished.
Don't say to be happy about it.
Is the job finished?
I'm here to witness it.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
I would've,
there's nothing I would change
than to be streaming this with you guys.
Why don't I stream more often?
Because I don't,
I'm rarely doing a stream marathon.
Bro, I go for fun.
I don't, like, I don't want it to be like work
and content.
That's why I stopped doing the golf channel.
I started feeling like work.
Could this be on YouTube?
I promise you, if we shoot the round that I feel like I'm gonna end up shooting,
we're gonna, I'm gonna chop this up and put it on YouTube, there's no one.
Oh, but the music.
Do you want your collar over there?
Um...
What's your collar?
Yeah.
You don't want it?
All right.
I'll leave you in my chair for a while.
Let's maybe turn off the music,
because if I go low-low,
I can put this on YouTube,
and it'll bang.
It'll bang.
You know we got all the shots everything this will bang on YouTube and it'll get demonetized if we have music
so if I
Let's if I get back to even we'll put the music back on stuff. Okay, but if I shoot like a four run five under
Yeah, it's gonna take a while though I get drive the screen they're gonna
No, you can go I that's fine. Yeah
No, let him go
Yeah, yeah, no it's you guys should both go. I promise you're not tripping off that
Play music on trust me. They do not
They do not fuck with that. I
Know the music's quiet, but they do it all fucking captions trust me, bro. I've been demonetized for crazy
No, it doesn't matter burger they can hear
I got demonetized because my karma chameleon was playing through my headphones and they
heard it.
It's my handicap, I'm a 5 handicap, but I was a 2 handicap.
I got down to my lowest was a 2.3 I believe, and then right now I'm about a 5.4 or something
like that.
It's probably going to go back down after the day though, so we got to wait a while
because I can drive a screen and they're going to be...
I bet you Luis Montes pops off with a bruise now.
The background music when you're... Yeah, I could do that, but I kind of want them to hear everything.
Oh.
That's all good, you're down there.
I got a tee up on this side, try to get the right angle to draw around this tree.
When will they be in stock?
It'll be like two weeks from now.
I got a tee up on this one, that's what I said.
I mean, sorry, the restock, I don't know when.
It's usually the lowest round for anyone in the stream.
I won't even, even if I shoot a five under just because we're playing one,
a tee up from when we usually are, I wouldn't count it, but I just want to have
a little round with you guys.
You got to wait till they clear the green, though.
What's up, Demon?
I mean, I've hit some far, far drives because, like, you know, when you're playing somewhere
and you hit a little runner and the wind, when wind's behind you, it can get pretty long.
I feel like my driving distance is pretty consistent.
After that, it all depends on the wind, if it's downhill.
Right. I want to tell them about the monarch time when I hit that drive.
That was, but, like, no human will believe you, so I'd never tell people about it.
I mean, I was there, so...
What the fuck was that hole?
Was that, like, a 4?
It was a long par 4.
I know, what was it?
Well, probably 4-60, you know?
It's the longest par 4 I've had, one-hard.
And you were 45 yards in.
But, and they don't understand how much wind there was,
so they don't get it.
You just hit the perfect shot with the perfect wind.
Quite... it had to have literally been, like, a 390-400.
And it rolled the fuck out.
But I never tell people about that, because it's just like...
I could be like, yeah, okay.
And it's like, I would say that if somebody went up to us
and said that, what would we say?
400 yard drive.
What would we say?
Sure, we would be like, no fucking way.
You know how I cut off everyone that tries to brag
and I don't believe them?
Yeah.
I'll always be like, that's what's up.
Yeah, exactly.
So if you ever hear me say that to someone.
Well, you never said it's a fucking clown in here.
That's a lot.
Oh, that's what's up.
Yeah.
It's so specific.
If you ever say that to me, I'm going to die.
I'm sorry.
Let's get out of the defensive.
All right, come on, let's focus.
300 through seven, let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
Come on, Chobbys.
There we are.
Wait, Adam, you were there with us?
When that happened?
Was Adam there with us?
I'm not here.
When we literally thought my ball was lost
and then it was me, you, George,
and then was it Adam?
It might have been.
Oh, shit.
Adam had that Nike driver.
Adam, were you there with us when that happened?
I think he was, dude.
If he was there, then he could tell Chad.
It was quite literally 400 yards.
I just remember he had that tiger.
He had that Nike driver.
Yeah, he was there, but every time,
I can't picture him playing with George.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't correlate, man.
All right, come on.
Oh my god, a little draw.
You sure you didn't want to go?
Maybe.
I don't know how bad, I think it's short, right?
I don't know, I saw it bounce once, but then I don't know if it's good or not.
Yeah, it was perfect.
Good job.
Yeah, it was good.
A little draw.
I thought it would fade a little bit, so.
We're definitely not on the green but we're up by the green we could get a you get a bird here
Yeah, Adam the drives today have just been unreal
The drives have been unreal then
Yeah, the chip shot on the 13 house crazy, and I don't even think I buried it
I thought I parted or something like that
Which makes sense, but
Okay, come on.
Oh, I hope I'm not in the bunker, man.
It one-hubbed. I might be in the green side bunker.
I've eat with this with Sergio, uh, with Sergio Romo before we, I drove over the green and had a fucking close putt.
Not close, but like a 10-footer and made a nice putt.
Please just allow me to chip.
I mean, I have to give them out here, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn,
Don't be in the bunker.
Or just give me a good lie on the hook.
way over me oh I am in the bunker this isn't a bad lie though this is not a
bad lie at all holy fuck okay I actually don't mind this at all I want to give you
guys an angle so you can see the whole shit so kind of a long bunker shot I
I kind of wish I had my 56 with me.
But we get this close.
We get this close.
Am I good to go, Mike?
Come on, baby.
The round's over.
See where my mouse?
Yeah, you're over there.
Alright, boss back outside.
Holy fuck.
Come on, we got it.
Alright.
Alright, boss back outside.
Holy fuck.
Come on.
That would have been the perfect shot on the first one.
Alright, let's bounce back, let's save Bogey.
Fuck, guys.
Dude, I have not hit out of a bunker in fucking probably two months.
That was so bad.
Dude, I can't believe how nervous I felt on that shot, man.
I dropped my PCI on that first one.
I dropped my PCI on that first one, man.
I dropped my PCI. There's no other excuse.
You can't drop your PCI there.
Oh no, okay.
I did not like how I felt on a bunker shot.
We got to stay out of bunkers today.
Huh?
I'm there, chippin'.
He's got a chippin' close and make-up, but we...
Fuck.
I miss that this year.
Damn!
All right, that's how you bounce back from it.
Fuck it.
We make that.
We go back to 200.
Is that good for you?
Yeah.
All right.
Money match.
If he says it's good, it's good.
I mean, it's as far.
No, I know.
I know.
I know, not how well we wanted without a drive, but we recovered, that's all that matters.
We recovered.
Good chip to get us to the back to two under.
My heart's beating so fast and I saw a fucking, or 10 more holes ago, I got to slow down
a little bit.
Girls, I'm gonna make some mistakes.
If I don't slow down, I'm gonna make some mistakes.
I mean, we do this.
But when we're playing money games, if you say it's good,
because me and him are playing for money right now.
Ooh, that was a good putt.
I gotta slow down the heart rate, I'm getting too like wired, too amped up already, unless
I'm too under, he's, I'm too under through what he is, I give him 7 trucks.
would you get you got bogey so my god bogey I got bogey first bogey today yeah
plenty of course for real Jesus all right not bad I mean bro with our
disastrous we we fucking duff the bunker shot we hit the bunker shot over and we
stuck a chip like we a bogey is best case scenario after that first fucking oh
shit okay it's all good holy shit why is it whispering somebody was putting bro
you want me to fucking scream while he's putting
what a golf course brother there's etiquette
what's up classic who's fucking guys
No, you almost hit us we got to get a perp we got to get a birdie here we got to get it
back we got to get it back this hole is reachable and to have equaled this hole before we don't
We need a eagle, we just need a birdie.
That's it.
All right, slow down a little bit.
Yeah, we got out with Bo, Adam.
Definitely okay with that, bro.
I stuck a chip super cool from from Narnia
Hit a good drive. Yeah, I didn't go over the tracks like I usually do. Well, you got to mention those right now, bro
I'm literally gonna aim so far right
I'm not even a fuck around with that
All right, hey, no pressure now
When I stood in that bunker, I was like, it's been a minute.
It was just about half an hour, and it was just a boat.
Yeah.
So stop.
It's over there.
Alright, go.
Oh my gosh, are you going to get them?
Oh, shit!
Wait till they turn around.
Turn around.
Hi.
They didn't turn around?
Yeah, it's not.
That's the best drive I've had on this whole car.
See, I thought I was gonna fucking hit that woman in the fucking back of the head.
Holy sh...
320.
They were 320?
Oh yeah.
It landed over them then.
Yeah.
They're eight landed over them, then.
Dude, that little draw.
It's just three, what the fucking three, 20, but it's insane.
That Bryson video, he played better than Bryson.
Oh, cut.
That's OK.
No, that's fine, Lou.
This one is cut out.
Just dropped right there.
Alright, we are in a very good position to get birdie on this hole now.
Which I would really like.
I would really like.
That's insane, bro. I didn't even know that's what happened.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys. I think...
I might have been a lie, boys. I think that bogey might have been a good thing for me.
because I was so scared to have that first blemish and now that I have it I could just play free
I know that I can bounce back on it if I can birdie this we have two par fives in a row coming
up right now there's two par fives in a row if I can bounce back get a birdie here and the front
nine fucking three over go into the back there's some tuftles on the back but nothing we can't
do oh my god
watch how Mike reacts to where my drive's at right now
I want him to show you guys how far this
you
200
Yeah, at least fuck got a five iron in hand now though can't go left. I'm just gonna aim center. I
Said I do not feel comfortable with this in my Henry hit the same shot that you did on full two three. Yeah
You know when a club in your hand just feels too long?
That's how the five irons are feeling now.
Come on. Let's get it.
Get it back.
Keep coming left.
Did it get out?
Looks like it's gone.
Right.
Alright, we'll see.
Hopefully it's over that bunker.
I aimed a little too safe on that one.
I peered the fuck out of it.
It was perfect distance, but
I aimed right to stay away from the train tracks and
said, chunked it, brother.
There was no chunk there, I promise.
That's called taking a divot.
I hope I'm- I have a feeling I'm in a bunker though.
I aimed on that right side, it didn't draw as much as I thought it would and then
I'm in my green side bunker. Hope they roll down.
Give Michael if man, he's a walking- Bro, when I'm walking I want to walk.
I'm jealous of him. You know how bad I want to walk? I like walking.
That was too passive of me, man. Like just fucking go for it.
I'm just fucking going for it.
But the pin's on the left and if I go a little left it's train tracks to OB.
Nah fuck that.
If I went OB I'd be pissed by myself and I would've said I should've went towards the right.
So, I'm not gonna lie myself.
Oh, I have the worst lie ever.
Actually it might be...
It might be diggable.
Wait, I might have a little fucking thing.
I might have a little thing.
What's up, stud?
I know, how you doing?
Two under three right now?
Oh, yeah.
I got a little weird lie over there though right now.
Let's go, baby.
Let's get out soon, Derek.
Yup, yup.
Oh, fuck.
you know what that might be okay I don't love it
oh fuck I do not love that at all dude
look at where I'm at you gotta be fucking kidding me
I don't know what club to use I don't know if I should use a 56 and just open it up or what
Nah. God damn it dude. Why does this have to happen right now? Yup, that's what I'm...
yep
mike said oh no
That's about it.
They see about how to go though.
I was one of the craziest fucking lies I've ever seen in my life, but let's see if we
We can still get par if she's getting close.
I'm close to this bunker.
I'm just gonna show you guys the rollout.
Come on, keep going, keep going, damn it.
Dude that fucking lie is crazy.
But we could save Parr still.
I don't know, that's a piece of tongue.
For Parr?
Yeah.
That's not how I expected this one to go.
Shit, I thought this thing was going to be all down to go.
I didn't know that was going to come up, really.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to get to this point.
Come on, don't worry.
If you're ready, I might go there.
You're not great.
You're not great, boss.
I'm breathing.
Come on, baby.
Make one. Make one.
You really didn't break.
I cannot believe that RIP chat RIP all right fucking P
No, it's a double a double where I was fucking 200 out on a part five now we're even on the front
We were three under through seven and we're even now with the two easiest holes
Hi, Addy I was having my best golf round ever and then I blew it
I didn't lay up on purpose you asshole
Yeah, I was two under through seven. I'm in three under through seven and I'm even now
Yeah, this is Addy. This is my godmother.
How are you? It's good to see you.
You going by yourself?
No, I'm with Mike. Mike's over there.
Oh, okay.
He's over there, yeah.
That's not it, Mike.
Well, I was 300 through 7, and then I just went bogey-double.
That's what we hopefully need to play in the championship.
The club championship?
I don't think so.
Please, for me. Please.
Addy asked to me.
I will catty for you, please.
You'll catty for me?
Yes, I will.
If you catty for me, I'll play in it.
Okay, I will.
You have too much faith in me, though.
I do, I do.
Thank you. Thank you, Addy.
Yeah, no, I'm trying to relax right now.
I'll see you later.
Lots of love.
She thinks I'm like the greatest golfer ever, and I'm like...
She's actually a stick, but I've played some good rounds.
We've been around here, so...
She always says that I should be club champion.
Like, dude, these club champions are like plus two, plus three handicaps.
Fuck, dude.
Are you guys embarrassed of me?
Be honest.
Yeah, Mike Barn.
Hey, Addy was over there.
Yeah.
I cannot believe I just bowed I just played the two easiest holes three over I
Know but my two perfect drives bro just two bunker shots
Embarrassing embarrassing
Good ball though, this was fucking dialled.
It's okay he's doing it again, it's impossible.
Oh no, I think I'm too much.
Have you been looking up?
No man.
Well, it's actually good.
I never heard that, but it's good.
Oh, come on, baby.
The ounce back.
There you go, there you go, there you go, come on.
Look man I could get behind a I could get behind a bogey because of a you know fucked
up bunker shot I could get behind that but I can't get behind is being center fairway
in fucking being 200 out on the par 5 and finding the way to double it.
It's just being excusable.
But this is what I like about golf.
I can't go in like, even in the fucked up lie.
I can't blame the fucked up lie because I put the ball there.
You know what I mean?
MLB, there's so many outer variables that you can fucking look at and blame.
It's all RNG, there's shit that you have no control over.
that can make a random error.
A fucking umpire could fuck up a call.
You could hit a perfect, perfect, that's an out.
In golf, you can only blame yourself.
You're accountable with everything.
That, to me, is amazing.
And that's why I love it.
Now we get a bounce back.
I mean, yeah, when I was playing rigs,
Not only was I fucking shooting high 80s and fuck.
You did?
Good shit.
But bro, I was literally fucking,
I couldn't hit a driver when I played rigged.
I had to use three whatever bull.
My driver's got some fucking rigged.
Not blending them.
It's almost as bad as being the number one
rigged player and losing a ring.
Fuck.
I'll focus, I'll focus.
Where do I get your club head covers?
It's my country club.
Never did I think I'd hear it golfing with a chocomerson.
It's true though, man.
It's true.
I'm so disappointed in myself right now.
It's actually crazy.
Like, three under through seven going into the two
easiest holes and I hit pervy drives on both.
It's not like I lost a drive.
What the fuck's my ball at?
I killed this fucking thing.
Oh my god. I mean dude, we need to hurry to this. We're on a far five.
you
I'll see if we can dance, babe.
The implosion has begun.
God dude, what a fucking pussy I am, man.
There's no way we're burying the fucking three hardest holes in the course.
And then fucking doing it's right.
I have no way man.
I've been regrouped.
Oh my God.
Lou hit Mike in the head with a fucking bunker shot.
Bruh, I was drinking water, and then I hella laughed.
Lou hit like seven shots of the bunker, and then it's cold.
Bruh, I was drinking water with...
Oh god.
God, this has three puttin' all over it.
It's so funny how my mentality changes.
Like, I'm still even right now.
That's the very good, the black hole is over.
Two holes in there, yeah.
Oh, three under through seven, it's a story, baby.
Crazy.
I'm such a fuckin' bitch.
All right.
Come on baby.
I like that button.
Really good button.
Oh
For the rest of the round, I'm clubbing it up and I'm taking three-quarter seconds.
I gotta get over this little...
Just gotta do something.
Gotta make a little adjustment.
We're one over through ten now.
After being three under, through.
It's okay.
If we've got three birdies on the farm,
we can get three birdies on the back.
Right?
Yeah, I go get any more.
We can do this.
We can still do this.
We'll be on a fucking five someday.
Mike, you got a distance?
Bogey, boat, bogey, double bogey.
Come on, Kyle.
Let's get a part here.
bro it's this five some and that's completely open right here if you have
two members you could do a five some if it's just me bringing guests and it's
only for some but if there's two members in that group they can bring
five some.
I ain't hatein'.
You ever want to win something and do good and try so hard and do bad?
That's what you're doing?
Uh...
That's why I told you it's a part three.
Because I can reality I'm like blowing up in my head right now,
but if I show it to 73 I'll be stoked.
So what if I'm so mad?
Nah, this is a part three.
Yeah.
Ah, right side.
I'm always over there on this whole I don't know what
turn the music on right now
god fucking damn that dude
turn the fucking music on
play dance with the devil
what a fucking explosion
I can't hold a fucking iron now
it's so weird
Don't hit part-path.
Nah, you'll, it'll be okay.
It'll be all right.
What a fucking disappointment.
I'm not going to do it.
Can't get a fucking eye now.
I don't know what happened between...
I know it's all mental, but after that shit happened,
After that shit happened on 10, I mean on 9, I feel like I can't hold a 9.
I'm not even trying to exaggerate. I feel like the club doesn't belong in my hands.
I feel so uncomfortable with it.
We're gonna have a nice chip here.
Red deleted the score.
Nah, don't delete it. Don't delete it.
I can't tell you.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, God.
Once we get the music going, I'll be getting in.
I could tell I'm gonna play like a nine over back.
Fucking line.
At least you got to see that I was capable of playing good golf boys.
Oh my god, we're just in the most fucked spot ever.
Is that you all the way over there?
Jesus dude.
I mean, look at the shot that I have right now.
Are you fucking kidding?
Here you go, double.
Look at where the pin is.
Look at where the bunker is.
It is quite literally right over the bunker.
And I'm right here.
What an angle, man.
What an angle.
Oh, we're over the bunker, just as long as fuck.
That was the most uncut, after how bad I've been.
I was not allowed myself to go in that bunker, but that's going to be another double.
This is the most embarrassing, embarrassing explosion.
I'm so glad you guys are about to see this.
It wouldn't be the same if you guys weren't here, it would just be a bad golf run.
No, I'm not going to choose.
It's MLB time after.
I made you log in, Rob.
I was 300 through 7.
I was 300 through 7 Rob, and I'm even, I'm 1 over through 10 now.
I'm about to get a fucking other double.
Can't believe it.
You almost went out.
Not bad.
Shippin
I
Can't do it
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
Yeah, I got it.
Keep it on.
Thank you.
If you guys have never seen a golfer,
if you guys have never seen a golfer break your club before,
stay tuned, baby.
Stay tuned.
You'll see it.
Don't worry.
I'll show you.
So, I am, I'm a three over the roller coaster,
11 and Mike is whatever he was plus two.
You gotta get the energy of chat, c'mon.
I'm so sad, bro.
That's the crazy thing about golf.
That first seven holes, you know you could do that.
It's like, PGA fools do that on the regular, from the tips.
that's the thing about us not golfing is like those first seven holes grip felt
cool everything felt good kind of research I hit that that bunker shot now
with my clubs in my hand I'm like re-grip and I feel exactly how I felt the
first hole
three hundred right eight fuck to me up and I was like this a couple for the
next couple holes I was like that's why I like it and I was like fuck how many
people on this chat, watch them eat golf like shit, it's all the funny cuz on a
normal day if I was you know had this scorebots three over through 11 I'd be
like cool yeah but I could tell shit's gonna start going
my front I literally in my head was like what the fuck's going on because I
didn't feel like it's like I was guessing and it was working because I
I didn't we haven't played in a long really good though. I know 90 yard shot doesn't any more
You're 200 your it doesn't any more five iron shots
Hey, but the the 68 round it was like that just all day. You know me like
I need some sloppy head right now from a dude
It's the only thing that would get me right, I feel like.
I will say this putter has to go.
Tomorrow I'll be using my lab again.
Oh, I hit it still.
That was so good, Mike.
Oh, I think I ended up in a good spot, though.
Dude, that felt so good.
Yeah, it looked good.
We're through the trees a little bit, but if you didn't touch that one then it's perfect.
You can, you know, move.
Yeah.
I mean, it's up that far.
Heh.
Oh my god.
Well, it was hella loud.
We're in a bad part of the golf course.
There's not much reception here, guys.
Let's get it going, come on, dude, what the fuck?
Now that?
That's not even a chunk.
Dude, my 7-Wed man, like, I think I always just hit the fucking shot with this fucking
club.
I should fucking break it over my leg.
That's not my driver, you guys know I haven't hit driver well.
That's a 7-1.
I'm in such a bad mental spot right now, man.
Yeah, I sold the 300.
I was 300 through 7, and I'm 3 over 3 with 11.
To say it all out, that's actually kind of funny.
I mean, it's just so shit.
It's actually so shit.
It's not even funny.
And now I'm in a spot on this far poor that I can't even go to where I can fucking
punch out.
I'm a fucking loser.
I should hear the slurs I'd be calling myself if you guys weren't here right now
Would the slur I would be calling myself every single hole
Every single
So it's time to get back that's never gonna happen. I promise you it's not gonna happen
Shit, they got a beat.
10 in the morning.
Don't make it go in, man.
That's a shot.
Perfect, man.
Let me get him free.
I'm free.
I don't want to talk about it, mom.
I don't want to talk about it
I would say the equivalent of what I've done so far is I was 9-0 in BR
and I was up
7-0 in the bottom of the third
And I gave up eight runs to lose it and then got blown out 10-0 in my next game
If you knew how good of a comparison that is too, it's like I was on the brink of glory
and then lost everything, twice in a row.
That's basically the equivalent of what just happened today.
You guys need to understand.
If this was like during a time where I'm golfing every day and I'm like grinding and practicing,
oh my god, the rage you guys would see right now is unfathomable.
It's something you guys have never seen me do.
You know, I mean I've thrown controllers and shit, but like I don't think you can comprehend
how upset I would be.
Right now I'm more sad.
That's a better way to put it.
I'm not upset because I didn't expect anything crazy today.
But when you're 300 through 7, I haven't said any slurs yet.
Well, thankfully.
But you can keep it a tie, you want an extras?
I'm at 3 over now.
I'm not, I'm not getting back to fucking even.
There's literally a 0% chance.
been so good too. I came up I just chunked that 7-1 how I did.
That's a good shot. That's a good shot. It looks a little long maybe but money.
I'll probably find a way to put the police shot to get rid of you.
This is where I should have gone my fucking drive, dude, and I fucking hit it like a fucking
pussy.
Goddamn, I'm such a bitch.
I'm such a fucking bitch.
you guys know in your life that's a bitch I'm a bigger bitch than them
If that thing ripped back though, hopefully I have a fucking topping.
I don't know what distance I have right now.
Please don't, if it's spun back.
You see it?
What?
It's close?
Come on.
Let's fucking go.
All right, come on.
Without putting though, that's not even fucking good.
That was a fucking great shot then.
Seven yards out.
I don't remember the last time I was on here for 30.
I think the problem is a lot of you guys see these butts though and they look really easy
when they're a very low percentage of me.
The way they're breaking the undulation is wild.
Yeah, that's Mike, yeah.
This, this is one of the shittiest...
Yeah, it's crazy.
And the camera doesn't do it justice.
I'm hearing all of the supply.
TV1, this is quite babies.
I'm going to have to get this shot up somewhere.
I can't even see the flag.
Yep.
you
I'm going to send you a group. I'm going to send you a text to show you.
Okay, better come in. The 14 is 3. Yeah.
No, I'm not.
The only thing I got to have, bro, is the sweat.
Yeah, I know, um...
Everything else is on there. There's a lot of options already, so all I got to have is the sweat.
I'll have it tomorrow.
I'll have a lot tomorrow.
I
Cannot believe I was 300 through seven and I'm where I'm at now. It's truly sad
Yeah, the fabric, yeah.
You shall look.
Hey, Mr. Short.
If you think your day is better, I just...
You'd rather damp you for six hours.
Okay.
I feel a little better now.
I feel a little better about my four over.
I feel a little better.
Thank you, Rob.
all right boys I watch I watch drive to survive block but I don't really watch
like the live formula ones just got back from you being 300 through 7 what
hold we on and are we not at least 600 no Dallas we're almost six over though
Is that good?
See how easy you can cheer me up, yeah.
At least I'm outside.
I had so much anxiety this morning, bro.
I had the worst stomachache and fucking...
I was going through some shit this morning.
I was like, I don't know.
I didn't want to go golf. I didn't want to do nothing.
Bro doesn't know.
How do I tell you who's going to tell Dallas what happened?
I
Haven't had a parsons that whole
Nice average I appreciate you very
How to cheer you up I've ever close to anybody backs last one for us
Why are we opening the way backs man?
I mean you cannot hit an iron more pure than that
Holy shot damn
Damn damn hey that was compressed well that was compressed
Fuck yeah
I didn't...
Yeah.
Jesus.
Let's move on, baby, on to us.
Hey, Jack, can we get the slow-mo, that iron snap?
Let's see if we can get Bogey.
Oh
Shit
I'll go.
Hi.
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I'm a little flustered.
I'm not sure where I'm at right now.
Good.
That's good.
Sorry, I'm a little flustered.
I'm not sure where I'm at right now.
Good. That's good.
Good.
It's far safe to delete that score command now.
Left or right?
I wouldn't watch this upon my worst enemy.
I could fuck something up right now.
I don't think you guys understand
how I'm feeling.
Good putt.
Oh my God, look.
Can't even hit the phone.
Everything's in danger.
And I just broke the wedge that I have to use on the next haul.
I was about to snap the second one, but I remember that I already snapped the 52, so
I can't believe they have both of them girls to the realms then.
It wasn't an iron, it was a wedge, I have fucking 40 and 52 to be as a partner.
I'll be alright.
One, two, three, four, five, double, fucking double, oh my god.
I'm the best driver.
Oh, boy.
I can't even imagine. So let's do a new comparison now. The comparison to my
I'm posing for those that don't golf.
But up double.
The people that don't golf don't want a comparison.
I was up 15 to nothing in my 10 and 0 game
with Shohei as my reward.
And I had two outs in the ninth
and I got disconnected.
No, I didn't get disconnected because this is my fault.
I gave up 21 unanswered runs with two outs to lose that game.
And then in the next game, I was up 15 to nothing
with two outs in the third.
And then I blew that two to get no show.
That's what just happened for you guys up there.
Or, yeah, I was up 20 to nothing with fucking, with two outs in the third, and then I got timed out.
Yeah, pause time, sorry, that's the most kind of thing.
Sorry, guys.
Whoever gives 100 gets this.
Lay mono, 52 degree high tail, solid fading on it.
You could sword somebody.
I could stab myself in the neck if I wanted to,
which I want to, but I'm not going to.
But I might, but I'm not.
In game.
Does it make up tape?
Last time me and Drew had a money match,
he broke two wedges.
I broke my driver in 56th and shot 20 over when I'm a 4-handicap.
I would rather have done what you've done, what you did.
I would rather have done what you did.
Yeah, I could just replace the shaft, but I literally have like fucking, but I have so
many 54 degrees, 52 degrees, 50 degrees, like, I'll just put another clip in the back.
Um, yeah, I just snapped it.
I just bladed a 90-yard shot.
God knows why.
I can't do anything right now.
Like literally I'm just done.
Like whatever bad you've seen, it's gonna keep going like that.
I can't hold the fucking club in my head now.
You don't have to golf with this fucking retard tomorrow
for 500 bucks.
Drew, you are so,
you are gonna golf with me at the perfect time,
aren't you, brother?
I was three under through seven
with a fucking...
I haven't missed a fair way. You know how hard that is to do. 78? That's part 3 is so
I'll probably find a way to go in the water.
Yeah, I'm gonna stream the fucking match tomorrow, of course.
I want you guys to see me break more shit,
and break my fucking fist.
You're going to be on plan tonight. Let's aim for 10 Drew.
For 9.
I'm gonna eat it or play a hard play.
Look at this. Look at this.
Look at these.
The Geepox, the grass is telling me to fall.
Bro, I cannot believe I bladed that fucking shot.
I literally clubbed up so I could take a three-quarter swing.
I just bladed the fuck out of it.
Yeah.
Is that long the line?
Oh yeah, bunker.
Yeah, I don't even know what you are doing with it.
I hate that bunker.
Let's see if another club's going by why.
Okay, here you go.
Get away from me.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you
Well, aunt, now I'm six under, I mean six over.
Oh, close. You have no clue, brother.
You have no clue, brother.
I mean, you do have a clue, but I'm saying, like,
I wish you seen it.
Six over. I was three under through seven,
and now I'm six over through 12.
I'm not joking.
I am not joking.
It's a real thing.
That sounds like a troll.
Mike, we need some score updates.
We need some score updates for the command.
Yeah, what are you at?
What am I?
I think I'm six.
Over here.
You got it.
It's fine.
We can get on that.
And you were what, 15?
Is it?
12.
12?
You're 12 over?
Okay.
Nothing's going on, boys.
So this is for poor for Mikey's 12 over.
So this is for porn for Mikey's World War.
Mike's 13 over through 14.
Yeah.
Alright, so Mike's 13 over, I'm 6 over.
Bro, I almost walked into the fucking water right here.
you
Thank you, man.
Yeah, they take good care of it.
care of it is a good place to be a member at. I was a member at another place before
it. It was a little less expensive than this place but they just didn't take care of it.
Their food was never open. The fucking range sucked. This place has two courses, two
ranges, two practice facilities. The best food you'll fucking find at a golf course.
It's just like such a good spot to be a member at.
Man, my green and regulation percentage has got to be so high.
ship's over a month.
Nah, it's more than that.
These motherfuckers.
I don't know, I'm just trying to, there's a lot more.
Yeah.
See it?
They've taken like ten tee shots and it's four on every one from the two.
That's crazy.
That's why you guys don't play from the tips if you're not players that you're playing
with the tips.
take a little long slope of the course
oh my gosh
I mean that's a phenomenal load
that's so good
it's a fifty-four pound
Oh
Long ass butt, you'd like that to tap in.
Oh!
You got a Bogue Mic or Par? Par?
Oh yeah, yeah, you got Par. So, same score through 15.
6 over and 13 over.
Huh?
Check it off. No, I'm happy with the par there. That's the number one handicap hole. The top
three handicap holes, I've gone birdie birdie par. So that's, and that's what I'm saying,
bro. That's why I'm upset because it's the easiest holes. It's the easiest holes that
I fucked up on literally and I'm not even fucking up on my drives. I'm having fucking 30-yard pitch shots
And I mean I played it that one like that's just stupid. It's just dumb mistakes
That's a tough one here, but that was an easy par
Now we have a par five. I'm not gonna lie. I want a birdie here if I don't birdie this I'm gonna be pretty upset
With how my drives are big we need a birdie here
There's not much trouble we just need to get your drive and the fucking
install the boat shot and that's it that's all we need so let's do it
up there look Mike yeah
What the hell are you doing?
Rough putt day?
No, not really.
I mean, I missed it.
You know, there's some putts that were makeable, but I only had one 3-putt.
So, bro, how you doing?
I only had one, uh,
one 3-putt.
It's just missing, uh...
Bro, no, I've had two 3-putts.
Bro, he...
I was like up there, and he goes,
what the hell's that guy doing?
He was like, that guy's ugly as fuck.
I was like, no, Lou, that's Mike.
Drives are nice. Yeah, I mean, I haven't missed a fairway yet.
I'm just happy I wasn't able to straighten my number of poles.
Yeah, you're back.
What are you on the back?
Three over something.
I wish I had my back.
My phone driving.
you
aren't you okay? I'm okay. There's no bruises. I was like what? Hey it's like family guy when the
woman's being hella abused and she's hella like in denial and she goes she has two black eyes
and they're like what did he do to you and she goes it's okay it only hurts when I see
like he's tripping though like he's done. Yeah.
I
Even when you miss you hit a fairway
Oh, yeah, is that what it academics and I think
Demics and no jumpery post now that he's cool. I just don't get how you're that fucking stupid to do some shit like that
Like they showed other videos of him. He's like crashing out. No reason. Yeah, that's just him then. Yeah, he's a scrub
That's crazy as fuck
How should I
It's been better though
We were we were set we were 300 through seven and it was like it was gonna be a PR type of day
and it's gonna be a PR type of day a worst nine ever type of day personal
worst
but you can ask chat boy was I fucking boy was I dialed earlier man yeah
drivers been alright that was the I I did miss this fairway I'm in the right
fairway which is completely fine
you quit his day job damn near can Bob be over here yeah they're teeing off
one hole one I'm never really good looking if I hit a good three-eyed good
seven wood or a good three wood we could be talking something nice could be
talking something nice
yeah I should know I'm over here on the right side I don't care dude there's an
epidemic at this fucking course dog you got the the worst golf look at this do
you see that person swing bro he's going like this and he's like that and he's
hammering them left OB over the tracks and they are playing from the tips right
now dude there's just an epidemic at my fucking course where they just I don't
I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is, but watch, watch Mike, watch, watch this guy's swing.
Are you sure they're not playing G's?
Brother, look how far back they are, but watch it.
Look at where they're hitting the wall.
Every single one of them is hitting it out of bounds.
And they're playing with the tips.
I mean, I feel like I could go hit my ball and not even worry about these motherfuckers right now, but we got the five-some over there
Tell me call
But but look it it doesn't even matter because look at every single ball has been over there like bro play the greens
Yeah, yeah, so they all fucking do have egos by gotta play tips oh my god this
motherfucker just hit the ball four feet in front of him and he's playing from
the tips like Doug these are the guys this is why I won so much money at this
fucking course though. Playing against members. Everybody is just so oblivious.
Wow, I got a good look actually. I got a good look.
I don't know.
Dude, for these people to be playing from the tip right now is just like actually insulting.
I think I saw my ball on the way.
That's a pretty good one, that's a pretty good one, damn it looked pretty long, up and
down next to a chip and I'll get a little long.
Like, nice little chip, sit, go up and down for a burn.
Good ball.
You just come up, fuck that other shit.
I gotta go back to being dirty with him now
because it's my fucker.
I'm gonna take some bread off of me on the back.
It's beginning right now, isn't it?
Yeah, unfortunately.
I was 300 through seven.
Went bogey and double on the two easiest holes.
To end the front nine even.
And then just kind of lost it from there.
But we've got a couple bars in a row.
I could definitely birdie this right here.
I'm up there yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Why should I tell them all?
Oh, I wish mine was the one close to this water right here.
There's a hole right there.
Over here, bounced along from the 7-1.
I'm not going to set it up on this hill, I'm just going to like,
hit this and then show you guys the result.
Oh, it's such a tough lie.
That's a toughie.
Can't get it to spin off of that.
Yeah.
Oh
Nice.
It's a walk.
Yeah.
Score.
It's another par.
Six over through.
16.
Yeah, we're doing skins, we're doing.
I'm giving them seven, three and a half, three and a half, three and a half on the front,
three and a half on the back.
I give them three aside for skins, three pops aside.
We're playing birdies, we're playing all that shit, so I had three birdies on the front.
I got me to get them on a chain against him.
So this is part four? Yeah, it's part four, part four to end it.
It's up allocating.
It's so fun streaming this.
So hopefully I have a better round. I mean I had a good round, you know, obviously I've played well
It was just that stretch of holes where I just lost my like mine. I lost my focus
It's hard to hard to do
But it's like if I just stayed focused even after those couple dumb holes like three pars in a row to end it here
I could have just kept it good and instead I just got stupid
on hill course you could have quadruple bogies easily like
Yeah, let's see what the look is, I don't...
The pin's a white pin, I could probably get over that.
It's a saw-shot.
One in the fairway, but there's a tree there
that could get in the way.
My back don't feel like it's about to go out,
but it just feels like tired, you know?
The fire has come up everything.
There isn't, there's somewhere else.
Oh
Came out I'm not lucky. Thank you
I've been cheering you on this whole time dude even when you imploded and it's fucked me, huh
See chat. What's up with this guy man? It's me against the world, bro. I don't want nobody else to do
I didn't even text the dirty tort group chat when they were at 300, motherfucker.
You know how it goes though.
If it's a regular round, we talk shit, and I don't sound a person.
Oh we got through it.
Yeah.
Yep, that's fine.
You all right?
Come on, you think.
It looked like it bounced back out.
I'm not telling you, I'm just moving this.
Full stock ship, but in my face they kiss my head.
Is the uppies a foul?
What you doing my lighter at?
I'm fucking high up this fucking dank right now.
This fucking dank on me is zooted.
I got like 10 bitches waiting for me at the house.
Bruh, that's a mamba.
I got 10 model hoes at the house
waiting to suck my shit off.
And I'm highs and muff fucking draft pussy cunt.
All right, mamba.
Good job man, good morning.
If I pour out though, I'd get an extra 50 from Mike, because I get a 78.
That'd be cool.
If I don't shoot at least a 78, I'll be fucking furious.
The quality on this phone is solid.
It won't be around next year.
I can't believe how fucked up my stomach was all night, it was so brutal, like I got
no sleep. I'm not gonna lie to you. When I get home I might pause the timer and take a little nap.
It's just been...
solid.
Yeah, I might need a little pick yet. Especially since I slept on the floor.
Sleeping on the floor I just do not get that rest. Fuck dude.
Look it, I hit a solid shot but I gotta go over that fucking tree now.
I don't know how many go back.
I love squirrels, bro.
I didn't want to take a break.
It just doesn't make me feel good, you know what I mean?
I used to be able to get pretty fucked up and, you know, deal with like a hangover
or something.
now it's like I feel hungover the second I drink a sip of beer it's like crazy
bro no wait did you drop five no I love you bro
it's weird dude it's like something happened with my body where how did I
quit weed I was dealing with a lot of anxiety issues it was the first time I
ever went through like anxiety and depression and I blamed it on the
weed so it was easier for me to quit and I just never went back like I was I
smoked weed every day for probably I mean fuck well I won't say every day during
high school but you know majority of the day is either before or after school and
then after I was still smoking until probably three years out of high school
dude this sucks I just blamed the weed on that so it was easy for me to like
I do not want to smoke anymore, if that makes sense.
I don't know if I can get a 50-60.
I'm going to try some pellet up here, and just not even care.
Oh, it's so close.
Yeah.
Almost.
Oh, it was so close.
Yeah, almost.
Still a good shot, but...
The bitch who had to miss that tree would've been so money.
Oh, should've been more comfortable.
I can't believe this was so close.
oh my god there's no way he just did that there's no way he just did that Mike
Mike has a little bump and run shot from the middle of the barrel here look at
where Mike's at Mike is right here the pens right here and he's a low runner
They're right into the fucking bunker.
I am tired, boys.
All right, that's ending strong.
That's ending strong.
We gotta get up and down for here, bro.
We got to.
We gotta par out.
oh he might give me back the lead can't do it again the camera's on ya
Oh, no. Oh, no. Mike, not like this.
Wait, so what do you want right now?
Alright.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
oh no okay we just got to put one close here we just got to put one close
oh look what a putt
Go in! Go in! Oh my god! Oh shit!
That was by half a fucking literally a centimeter.
Back in the bunker! Back in the bunker!
Oh, none! Unfortunately no.
That would have been hilarious though.
You're such a good friend dude.
Bro, we have a bed!
We have a bed!
We had a fucking bed when you fell in!
Bitch!
That's different though.
That's a personal record, that's different.
So you're such a good friend.
There you go, get in the hole.
Get in the hole.
Come on, give me a mic.
Fuck.
Come on baby.
Yeah, Pa.
Good pun.
Alright, so you had one, two, three, four, five.
three four five six I got a nine I got plus five on that and I got a par well
that changes the back bed up a little bit I'm sure you care don't act like you
don't care I know how to guess you say you're such a good friend such a good
I know I'm a dick because I was truly hoping for that to go in the bunker again
just to see if you had to like if that was gonna happen again
but the the bunker between me and you has costed us crazy amounts of strokes
today it feels weird they feel like the bunkers feel different today than they
usually do.
you
The
You know what's so funny guys that's my go-to safe drive the safe like
like, glove off the tee that I know I'm not gonna lose or fuck up, and for some reason
I'm so bad with my 7-wit off the tee.
It's like the weirdest fucking thing.
You would think it'd be the same exact setup, same everything, but I don't know what it
is, but it's just like that.
All right, we need a, we need a, we need a par here.
say a birdie would be excellent, but we need a ball.
At least.
Can't really be in a better spot than I am right now on this track.
I think it was definitely the move.
I don't know if I'm playing golf.
It's going to be, it's 20, like, August 2022.
So, there's a ball right here, though.
So almost four years in August, it'll be four years right here.
May, was it May? Is that when our tournament was?
It's easier said than done, baby.
It's easier said than done, you know.
I've always had the strong grip on my right hand.
And you know, when I train it and I go to the range and I work it and I work it and
I work it and I can get it a little bit more neutral,
but for some reason I just fucking,
if I come back to golf after a while like I've done now,
it's gonna be back.
Uncle Sean, I was three under through seven holes,
Uncle Sean.
Is that you over there?
No, I should be like in a perfect spot like ten yards from the, yeah, that's actually...
Three under three seven.
A 78 doesn't feel good.
I'm gonna let Mike shoot him.
Uncle Sean wants to know what you're shooting.
It's not that bad.
I don't know what that is in the bag.
That's with the mics plus five?
I think Mike's score is messed up.
I'm 10 over on the back now.
What were you on the front?
9.
Mike's 9th, oh yeah, Mike's 19 over through 17, okay.
Hey, Wilden with the sub, appreciate you ready?
No one shot left in this boys, okay one good one, where you at?
you
Full of lost teeth.
You got a bonus?
78's bonus. You're done.
Oh, I think that went under the fence.
It went under.
That's a great hunt from there.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, it's just behind that fence.
You might do it after that one.
Well.
Now back in.
Yeah.
We're for a few more.
Go ahead.
I'm good.
Yeah.
I put it on your life. End of the year. What was your bonus 76 from lights?
You liar
The whole time
Because I forgot that your bonus was hell on the last year. That's ridiculous, bro
You're always scamming. Hey, let's go look let's go look at the text
What was your bonus at the all I know is we reset and that's what we're at
And that's all I know one straight. No is that's what we agreed on chat. Were we not going for a 78 for bonus?
In all serious eight how about this I have video footage of you saying 78 in the first hole
I know okay good, okay, but I'll pay you
But I want you to tell me I hit bonus no we talked about
78 in the beginning okay, but so cool, but at the end of glass I have a question I have a question if you
If you if we said we didn't even talk about your bonus if I said I 84 and you hit 84
Do you think we're even having this discussion or do you think I'm paying you your 50?
Be honest
I just threw out a number
And so in this is my bonus
You know damn well even if we talked it out and I was like a bro. We have not played it in months
You would have been like 78. You know you would have said that
Thank you, I don't want I don't want the money. I don't want it is my bonus. It is my bonus
Good game, Lou
Now I'll go show now numb now Mike saying my bonus was 77 and I missed my bonus by one he was saying 78 is
Crazy, bro
Oh my phone's hella hot.
That was, that definitely was probably on me for saying 78.
Well, it just makes sense, Jarex went up too when we were at ceremony.
I shouldn't, hell no.
No, but I'm just telling you what happened.
So that's the number we set.
No, not ours.
No, thank you.
So that's why when we were playing from the blues at the tips at ceremony, mine
79 and his was I don't know 81 or something like that. Yeah, because bro
It's like it's it not only is it a new year, but we're also not playing
Yeah
Okay, next year you're whatever your current bonuses. It just goes up one
Okay, that's what we said. Yeah, but bonus today. I'll do you the bonus today 78 is still
Whatever you want. Oh shut the fuck up
Uh...
Uncle Sean said you guys said 78.
Quit being a fucking scammer, you scamming fuck.
That's what Uncle Sean said.
That's the thing, that really sounds like a...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
The cooler side to your boy...
Uncle Sean's gonna be like,
Dude, I don't care, you can have all my money!
You wanna go eat?
Uh...
Yeah.
Oh, I'm metal-eyed.
Yeah!
Yo, what do you wanna eat?
Something you really buy, do you even know what that is?
I don't want beer baron again. That shit's been weak
You wouldn't get that tour that I saw you up you you say that every time you just done one Mexican, huh?
Yeah, I'll go trying to get it
Damn, I can't believe I shot a 78 after being 3 under through 7, bro.
That's such a disappointment.
Still a good, still a good shot.
Hey, also that birdie putt is now?
I might have pushed that shit.
Three feet right.
That was so bad.
That was crazy.
This putter is not being used ever again.
I did say torta.
Torta.
Porta! Dude, I do want Taco Bell. You fuck with Taco Bell?
I had Taco Bell the other day and it was so, like, man I got it.
Cause you just felt like shit?
It was a hood-ass Taco Bell, so they called it a Taco Bell Ass. Double whammy.
That sucks.
But if it was like a good, fresh Taco Bell, I'd fuck with it.
There's nothing better than a good Taco Bell, bro.
That's like the guilty pleasure.
Yeah, Taco Bell goes crazy.
Where should we go?
There's a spot I'm thinking of that I just had pokey last night
Yeah, we're not going to break beer in I shot a 78 berserker with the rounds done
Then cheesy Gordy the crunches go fucking crazy
I don't want it now, but yeah
What else what else is there I want some Vietnamese I want some like ramen or something
Yeah, let's get Vietnamese for them
Can you check on Yopra now cuz I'm on my yeah
All right, let me back up
Go to Chili's no chili's have me fucks at me. I'm gonna get some fun
Go get he bought you
well
Do I look like mr. Moneybags deal
About some for Bachi
Why don't you go get some hup-itches? How about that?
I got to admit, this is probably the only one of these I've had during a 70s round.
All right, Lou, I'll see you soon.
Yeah, at least you got the plate finally.
Yeah, for real.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Yes, sir?
Whoa.
Well, I'm being reported for robbery somewhere probably.
That was fucking retarded to me.
There's nobody less careful than me while I'm streaming bro, I swear to god.
You knew I was gonna do that?
Okay.
Yep.
Thank you.
Yep.
Alright bro, have a good day.
Yeah.
Time change please.
Is there, why is that even a big deal though?
like I get like leaking air-dress or something but but why does it like what
can that do
it doesn't even matter okay then you guys want to see my car
Just where I was in the room, well they could kinda get it.
RSE Tron GT baby, come on, fuck with me, fuck with me.
Oh wait, where the fuck are we eating?
Wait, where am I eating?
Mike got the same one. Matt Black.
Where the fuck were you? I told you to look it up. I'm on my phone.
What the fuck I gotta take this
You're hailing damn that's crazy
I'm not sure.
ages can fall see for real.
What's the score so far?
There's a plus spot?
Yep.
What kind of reviews they got?
Huh?
What kind of reviews?
Four?
243 reviews?
Yeah, let's go.
Four out of five?
Let's go.
I'll follow you.
What?
Psychon.
I'll text you.
No, don't text me.
I can't get off this.
Oh.
So I'm gonna follow you.
Okay.
There's no way you guys think the matte black looks better than the fucking pearl
I don't know why he by the way, he only fucked us.
You don't know what you better ask somebody.
I cannot read chat while we drive.
So you guys sit tight and enjoy the ride!
Boy oh boy is it hot as a motherfucka in here!
I don't know how far this place is.
I wish I could look at you guys.
Hopefully you guys enjoyed this dream.
I hope you guys have enjoyed this sepathon.
It's almost over.
It'll be over soon, don't worry.
We will all be free.
I can't believe Frosty can't legally do this.
How crazy is that to think about this simple activity of transportation?
Honestly, you can't do. Life is crazy.
Oh, I can't wait to eat this fucking fuck.
Yeah, I want to see arguments when I, when we get here, I want to see what you guys
think's better ramen or fuck.
I'm Japanese, so if you think I'm biased, but I still prefer fuck.
Like how am I like a garlic shrimp and grilled beef plate?
I'm going to get a lot of shit.
I'm going to get a Thai iced tea boy.
It's going to be a good day.
Hey, we shot a 78, I mean, in the grand scheme of things.
You know, not bad.
But 300 through 7, you want to see a better score than a 78, you know what I mean?
You want to see a better score than a 78, but it is what it is.
It is what it is. We ended strong.
We birdie, I mean we parred 18, 17, 16, 15,
14.
Yeah, we ended with 5 bars in a row to keep the 78 that's solid.
What's funny is I don't even know if I'm talking to myself right now, like this shit could be shut off.
Don't have service, you guys can hear me?
I can't even look to find out.
So I guess now's a good time to admit I'm gay since nobody can hear me, you know.
Really gay.
Oh, there's so much fucking traffic.
Oh, we're getting off an exit, it's almost time.
Boys, I hope you get to see the fucking uh, the Meadowlark after this.
This ice cream spot is just so fire, bro.
Do soft serve ice cream, they do little celestial swirls with the soft serve.
They'll do like anything, it's just so good.
Pleasanton, California. Meadowlark, there, there you have it is.
Red or red light? Please tell me nobody heard me say I'm gay.
They did. Fuck.
My door lock is goaded. Are you from around here?
Alright, green light. Bye guys.
I don't have somebody. I don't know if you'd better ask somebody.
Oh, another red light.
Clipton posted on Twitter too?
Well, that's fine.
We heard it.
Fuck.
Your dad lives in Livermore, and you're in San Jose?
Oh, sure.
That's what's up.
Livermore's pretty close to here.
What is it?
Sure makes sense of that?
I mean, we're not doing it right now, Nola.
fucking bitch prefer electric over rs 3 or 5 7 yeah electric is heavy enough to
be a write-off
it's a full-tax deduction for me as a business vehicle it's over 6,000
pounds
all right and all that they heavy enough the batteries make this car heavy
enough to be a ride-off. Just like, you know, Teslas, a lot of people buy those
for the ride-offs. A lot of people buy G-waggings for the ride-offs. I chose the
E-tron.
I've been thinking a couple years that might get something crazy. Been doing a
good job saving up. Got my dream house now. Can start buying some kind of
stupid shit. I don't want to get something crazy. Red light.
AJ's losing it. What's happening? A green light. Damn these fucking lights are
quickest fuck.
Oh dude I'm so hungry, can't wait for this.
Time is at 3.17.
I mean this is cool bro, like I need a day of just like, not all MLBs.
These next couple days are gonna be nice.
against your 500 bucks. That's gonna be good.
Whoa, what the fuck? I'm literally right next to Pockets or Sheep. Oh, there's a
chick-fil-a here.
All right, red light.
Lost Mercedes.
Yeah, I've had some low rounds of Lost Mercedes.
I always play well there.
The last time me, Mike, and his dad played, I shot a 75 at Los Pesitos.
AJ's tripping right now?
Damn, I hate missing Rage.
Do I have a home track?
Yeah, Castle, what's my, my, I'm a member there, so it's technically my home.
I'm tired, what's my best on hill?
I had a two under round at hill with a, but it was only nine holes.
I was two under through nine and then I had to go to a fucking lunch to meet my girl's
for the first time
and it was when I was doing this like fucking seventy five hard shit so I was
like you know what I'm just gonna go walk the course
and uh... I'll get in nine before we have to go to lunch and I was fucking
two under there
from the tips
and that was frustrating
uh...
besides that I shot a seventy three there it's far seventy
it's far seventy
I shot uh...
the two under front nine there
I shot a 73 there, I shot a couple of 74 or 75s there.
I feel like when I'm dialed in,
that's a good course for me to be at.
If I'm not dialed in, it's not a good course for me to be at.
Holy fuck, this has been a long fucking, two as a killer.
You don't like two?
Are you talking about whole two?
I literally just, the last time we played,
wait, was that on stream?
I equaled two the last time we played Hill.
It's getting punched right now.
Or else I'd want to play there tomorrow.
I actually prefer Hill.
That's like a good test to see how I'm playing.
I would have fucking gone white out at Hill today
if I played there without my driver.
Oh, there's supposed to be one right there.
Oh guns and got it, you don't know, you better ask somebody.
When the pin is left, oh, well, I mean, dude.
If there's a bad pin placement on two, it's the green, you know what I mean? It's not the whole layout.
That green is...
Best score being three over to my best score being four under.
It's a fucking seven shot gap in between my previous best and the new best, which is fucking wild.
So like, I kinda skipped over all that other shit, you know?
Which sucks, cause it's like I wanted to kinda feel that feeling of like, oh that's a new accomplishment.
I was like bro, what the fuck do I go for after shooting a 4 under?
It'll never happen, like I really don't think that'll ever happen.
I don't even know if I'll shoot under ever again.
Today I thought I could have it and I folded.
And I folded back, oh, are you gonna bomb me?
No guns and guns in here, no more firing at them.
Excuse me?
How long are you here in Vegas for?
I haven't talked to him and I haven't talked to him.
I'm gonna post that top three in the world shit that I'm gonna tag him.
A lot of people gave up on me.
Does he own this place?
Yeah, I own this place.
I kind of want to...
Hey, let's do...
What are you gonna get?
I don't know.
Let's do, what are you gonna get?
I don't know.
I'm gonna get a rice plate.
If you get a rice plate, can I get a ball of fun?
You wanna share a ball of me too?
Bad asses.
I know.
I'm gonna eat it like I want you to.
When this is done, I'm gonna be on the,
hey, let's do a bet again.
We have to.
But I'm taking you guys a little sooner.
I know, whatever.
Yeah.
Foxes be going little man. What happened? What why are they leaving now?
This water smash right now
I
Got to get rice, right?
Ooh, I got a strawberry smoothie or a Thai seed?
Yeah, bro
Frosties we water pissing off whose frosties people
Why is Gina in AJ's chat? For real? Please tell me you're serious.
What kind of bum are you reading about?
I don't want to know. I'll tell you on it.
I don't want to know what kind of meat.
Pork? Real pork? Yeah.
I don't want to know what kind of meat.
Just take it out. I'll get it in.
These viewers, she's in there too.
Are they just talking crazy shit or what?
I mean I'm glad this is happening, love.
I'm actually glad this is happening.
I'm glad everybody gets to see their true colors.
I'll have my wallet.
And your house?
Yeah, I'll put it in.
Do you know what you want?
Yeah.
We'll get it both.
How are you doing?
Yeah, can I get a number six?
Just with the Flaminio?
Yeah, me and Robert.
How much of it?
Is it a difference in like rock or blue?
Blue, red, blue.
Okay, so the price depends on your dollars?
Yeah, I'll do the large amount.
And then we're gonna share a...
Can you put a bondage on it?
Yeah, it comes with a bondage.
Okay, what comes on that bondage?
Is it a bondage on it?
It goes on a bondage.
Okay, so yeah, we just want...
Yeah, we'll do broke pork, sorry.
Do you guys have a broke pork factory?
Or broke pork shop, do you know?
I'm going to put pork right here, and then I'm going to put it there.
Okay.
Is that green beef, beef ribs?
Yeah, it's like, sure.
How many do you give?
I think it depends on, I'm not too sure, but you get these in the house.
Okay.
I'll take that, that, the real green pork rib?
Yeah.
More beef rib?
Yeah.
Can I get a fried egg too?
Add a fried egg.
Yep.
And can I get a strawberry smoothie?
Thank you.
Talk to you.
Oh, mother-in-law, it's my pleasure to welcome you all.
I've got a lot of the stuff I need.
For real?
Yeah, dude.
I'm gonna be the one to pull it off.
Oh, I like that.
I'm pulled, yeah.
That's crazy.
Oh man, my backpack is starting to run really bad.
It's just sore.
I was almost playing around.
Okay, take the exact ones out of the house.
Oh, yeah.
We have those at HQ too.
Have you been at the New Premier?
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
That was when you pretended you weren't sliding there and then you slipped there.
Yeah.
When you were born to your neighbor's house.
I just really wanted to see that because it asks if she won't see it, do you believe it?
Damn, my back's clogged right now.
How do you see it?
What is she on the back?
I covered by half on the door cover.
I don't cover it.
No, it's three and a half, three and a half.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
It was turned back over all.
Yeah.
Three birdies.
Yeah.
But this game's game was only a dollar.
A lot of money.
So it's 31 bucks plus bonus.
Okay.
Don't you fucking do that.
I earned my bonus.
I earned my bonus I castle with two oh my god bro
75 okay now you're lying though it was 75 I put it on my soul it wasn't 75 Mike
it was not 75. Okay 76. Even that's questionable. From whites bro, stop playing, dude, stop fucking playing.
Okay, don't make me go. Why'd you skip to 75 though? Huh? I could have sworn it was that one.
It was not 75. That'd be crazy. 76 from tips. No, from whites dude. I understand that but
okay we're at San Ramon, you're saying from the tips? Where we normally play this time?
Nice bro, you made bonus hella time!
76?
From the Blues, I had Sam Raimond from the Tips.
I think when you're a golfer, it was never a thing.
Four days a week.
It was never a thing.
It was never a point where I had to shoot a 75 from the White Stick in my runs.
There was never, I promise you that, it was 77-76.
Okay, and you added one stroke to that.
But Manjaro got a two when we played.
Thank you.
That's the thing with us.
What does that have to do with the dirty tour?
All I know is you said 78 in the beginning.
Am I chairman?
I did say so.
Okay, why were you even talking about this?
But I guess.
Okay, question.
I need you to solve this real quick.
What?
The chat thinks...
I'm not the chat.
There's a couple people.
Thank you that try to say that I wouldn't be able to shoot a 125 at Augusta.
Remember what we talked about there?
If I'm trying to shoot a 120 out of this thing...
What do you care about the greens and everything, bro?
Have you seen around the...
He's one of them. He's a love.
No, I'm just saying, bro.
I'm not saying you can't do it.
Focus on. AJ is definitely raging.
Yeah, I need you to clip shit.
I need you to clip it. I need to see it.
I don't want this to be a thing where I missed this.
Because I'm gonna be pissed.
you
He was underdog.
He booked in, he was like 300 to 1,400 years from shit.
Well?
He was like, anything can happen.
And he ended up winning and he hit for...
Enjoyed?
He was like...
Okay, Ryan's gonna have to tell them.
Well, we ain't seen...
I ain't seen you in a long.
I filled that for AJ for all season minions who were treating him.
So what ended up happening with AJ and Frosty? I need a...
Oh, shit.
Yes, bro. Yes.
From the tips, I guess that's what you think you're really shooting. For real.
Hold on, Todd.
I think that's reasonable. Again, I don't know how much that is.
The 110 to 115.
Nothing about this.
I've laid them.
People will say, oh, if you get you to 115,
you get you to 125.
That's a difference between me shooting a 78 today
and an 88 today.
Do people realize how many tent strokes this?
Let alone 25 strokes?
Right?
We can actually do it.
But they think-
You should actually try.
I would.
I told them.
What's the waiting list for fucking a dozen?
There's none.
You can't get on it.
Like there's people, like Jack heard it.
It was like a Gary player that said
he can't even get his family on shit.
It's like that.
But I feel I'm naive. I think I could get us on you know, I mean
but well, I
Just think like if not us, I think you can get yourself on with that
I
Think people think when I talked about it they think I'm saying that I'm gonna shoot a fucking 85 it's saying no
I know I'm like
I just I'm used to three wood on every wall. We just have to have context. We don't know the conditions
So what are like the bro shooting when they're shooting 18 under on a tournament somewhere else where they shoot in here
You know I'm saying I think like shooting one under two under for the weekend. It's something I heard it's like
Yeah.
Like that, right?
Thank you.
All right, let me catch up.
So this is Bonnie and Jay.
Hey, Jay, well, I'm 18 and 10.
Apparently, Frosty's minions were going in there and bullying him and she...
I'm confused when we say Frosty's minions are left. Does he even have fans?
you
You get somebody that lives in Vietnam or somebody who lived in Vietnam for 40 years and come here.
Yeah.
The flowers probably going to taste similar, you know?
Yeah.
But it's about the broth.
And so when you go from homemade, like, that's just different.
A 12 year old on another counter on their iPad, you know that place is fire.
It's a lot.
You know that place is fire.
I notice that with all that beard and these flowers.
There will be like young-
Yeah, it's like the picture of a grandma.
8 year old grandma.
Yeah.
There's so five dots on there.
These ribs are up there when we cast them away.
The ribs?
Those?
Yeah.
Let me try one.
Okay.
The castle of Rives, the price is crazy.
Take one.
Yeah, I'll put with that.
I think when the short ribs are like bland, that's when I think of it.
Yeah, those are not bland.
What time?
Wait, can somebody check the weather in Pleasants in a while?
What time is it right now?
Where do you got to put your mouth around?
Oh, I'm gonna be fine.
That smoothie snacks, bro.
Everything you use over here.
Have they really had starving?
Yeah, I mean you have to really work together. Have you ever had something that was weak?
Yes we have. That's what I remember the most.
I know one thing we had that was weak.
You know what it's all about?
Here it is.
That's just the weakest spot, bro.
I'm still mad about that shit.
I thought hella just taking advantage of being here.
I felt like you got caught.
Need much, honey? There's no rain.
Somebody thought he was raiding.
When I checked the forecast, it was like...
You want me to walk with us around?
I got a little bit too much.
I was not playing it with homie in it the last time.
He snapped two wedges on 13 and 42.
I was in a row of snap though.
He was so funny.
You shot a 78 and snapped your wedge.
No.
Because I really thought I was going to shoot like an 85 after being free on there too.
Your driver's working like that.
That had to have been the best driver day I've ever had.
Because even when you were kind of like losing it and your driver was so good.
When you duff that went on, that was not your driver.
That was your driver.
Five or three would.
That wasn't my own.
You know what?
Hey, I got to show you this video.
There's a clip of a kid, not a kid, like a, you know, probably like a 20 year old dude
that was fucking involved in playing Hella Bad.
Cut to him.
He was waterboarding himself with his own shirt.
He had his shirt over his head.
He was pulling the water.
Like the CIA tortured that kid.
That's just so hilarious.
I'm coming for you.
Which one?
What a hand cap son.
He's been getting crazy here all.
The streamer largely hits his wife on the stream and then makes his wife explain the
situation.
Okay, get me off, get me off...
There you go.
Get me off.
The paper team here on the Swarming Daze are beating the hell out of you.
I'll let you do that.
I really didn't know what to do, ulti-pig.
I'll tell you what to dig.
Shawt... to the van.
What's up man?
Which are channels, okay?
We got our channels
And they're so bad, they got the channels
And they saw us like all the PC just got military
And the channel went on
My PC literally just got trashed
And they got that holiday in today
And they purr-
Oh, I've been making a fucking energy drink
It looks like
In the space you say, like,
What's the purpose of this?
I've been making a fucking energy drink
Before I was talking about everything else like
And I never did hit or miss
It is insane
I've never hit or whacked
This is pregnant
Shoot it
Looks like you can see, like, the fucking mark in her face
bro is still
bro, how can you deny that
what the fuck is that
he said
he said I
put it somewhere
it doesn't even make sense bro
bro is on some answer
bro is on some studies
he's a
he was ever
he said
bro you let me hear her say
ow, ow
How you punched him?
He cried a little bit.
That is the most guilty motherfucker on earth.
I was gone.
It was high.
I mean, fuck, it could have been really good.
I was 300 through seven holes down here.
Shot in the 70s.
And I shot in the 70s.
Snapped his wedge in the middle of it.
If you told me that we were coming off your couch and I was going to snap a wedge, I would
be like, oh my god, I'm going to shoot 110.
That was so funny.
But if I told you we were going to the cops, you're going to shoot a 78 and you're going
to snap a wedge, you're like, I'm probably on the verge of going super low, you know
yourself, you know me.
That's the shit I need to put you on music was secret a carpet there's crazy
I'm not even drooling, I actually do play with it some of the time, I see it's a nice
beat.
I have three daughters.
Yeah.
You know I've heard this before.
Yeah.
These are my favorite type of chat.
These are my favorite type of chats.
Kyle, tell me why I have a 4pm class.
I don't know, but I don't know why.
The fuck is it? There's just signed up for it, I guess. I don't know.
Like, imagine how a homie called you and was like,
hey, Kyle, what's up? What are you doing? Chillin'?
Tell me why I got work at 7.
Because?
Yeah, because you do, I guess.
Give you go-to powder. Just start with the rare steak.
The rare steak, you put the steak in it, it'll cook in the broth.
Add a little sriracha, a little oyster sauce, a little coarse cum.
That's what I'm doing.
Any more good live shrimps?
Chad, do you guys like this type of stuff?
What am I doing the IRL streams?
It belongs.
It's delayed, so I'm going to stay till the end.
I'm going to clean up the color right now.
Yeah.
Chat.
When we get home, I'll do a poll.
When there's everybody in there.
Like, then maybe people too.
And then we'll do a poll.
Because all of them are going to type decent, type different shit.
I
Can make them after we can make them after like my I
Took our hat and I fucking designed it in the game though. I'm gonna show you my uniforms
But that'd be dope to have
We're like offering your chat a hat that no one else can get
We could put like right here why pay fam or some shit with like something that like only your channel
That would be dope.
Well now that I've got the DM, I have to work from fucking 5pm to 5am.
Why?
What the hell should I do?
You're dope.
Me too, technically.
I've been working- I'm sorry right now.
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
How many hours have I been working a day, Chuck?
Oh, thank God.
That's what they're gonna say.
How many hours have I been working?
Okay, cock suckers.
Part timer.
Almost every 10 minutes.
to go forward. Yeah. All of them. Thank you, Dewey.
Hmm. How about 17 minutes today? I mean, longer than that, to drive over to.
God says he's going to the bathroom and cuddles with his couch instead.
I was gonna lay on the couch and just be on my phone for a couple of minutes.
I was doing this, I don't know if I did anything to it.
Yeah, but Dave allowed me to start sleeping in my bed.
So that's leaving the stream room.
The last night Adeline got a little mad at me.
So I had to sleep on the couch.
For real?
Yeah.
Was it a long time?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
I was like, I was like, what the fuck are you that mad about?
She told me what she was mad about, and I was like, I'll go sleep in the room.
I was like, you know what, you don't even worry about it.
You just rest your little head, I'll go pack my shit out.
The other times I'll flip it on here, and this one I was like, oh shit, I'll go sleep
in the room.
But I got to the point where, why'd you say, you're always right, I'm not even
fucking argue because even if you are wrong you're gonna talk the way it's gonna get it right perfect
so you're punishing me for being right all the time yeah so because i'm a genius i finished
too quick and uh that wasn't it that wasn't the issue there was
let's just say i'll probably be sleeping on the floor with you guys for the week
We're extending the south line.
It's got to be fucked.
No, it didn't.
If you admit it, you're like, ah, yeah.
No, yeah.
It was one of those where she was like,
you probably don't even know what you're mad about.
What I'm mad about, and I was like, no, I do.
I was just like, there's only one thing that you could be mad about.
What's up with the AD?
But he hasn't hit me back yet, like I told him about the, uh, the, uh, fans and everything.
Once that's done, bro, you're gonna be picking fights and be like, I'll sleep in the 80s!
Later on.
And then...
Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. My sugar daddy.
From who? No, no, it was, it wasn't anything like,
I mean like mean shit, you know, it's nothing on stream shit
You guys knew sometimes
You didn't even
I'm building like an entire golf sim at my uh, at my new house.
You just deducted out of what you owe me.
Thank you.
Oh shit.
Yeah, man.
Dude, you should have signed the A with the runs, too,
about being pretty impressive.
I did, eh.
I had a little session right before we started, boy.
Dude, I don't know what was going on.
Last night, I had bread and butter.
It was right for dinner.
I don't know why my son wasn't fun.
I think it's because I knew I did wrong, but in the
airtime, I get anxiety on that shit, because I'm
just like, yeah.
My life's about to be able to be difficult for a week.
Yeah.
She was like, it's a perfect time.
She was like, I don't have to cook for you.
I don't have to cook for you.
I don't got nothing.
I'm like, hold on now.
I'll be like, wait a second.
But I got caught just like doing some dumb shit, right?
And then immediately, because I'm an asshole,
I was like, of all the times you choose to sneak
through my phone, it's when I'm doing the southern film.
She was like, you're going to blame me?
I was like, god damn it.
I'm not trying to write a new film.
You have selfish.
I don't know.
Literally I was just like, you're
I'm gonna sleep in my shit now.
I'm doing this for us.
Yeah.
Fucking crazy, bro.
You're so narcissistic.
I'm not though.
I just write all the time.
I apologize out there.
I just gotta talk my shit before I apologize.
That's where we're very much alike.
I think it's a thing where it's like,
I have to make it seem like we're so far opposite ends
that when I finally meet you in that middle
I didn't say I'm sorry, you'll accept it right away.
Right?
Yeah, it's like being like, oh, you're selling a club
for fucking 500?
I'll give you 100.
And you've been like, that's hella low.
And you've been like, all right, fine, free.
You're right, like that.
You're a car salesman, dude.
I, uh, you're a car salesman.
Oh, that was so close.
Oh, thank you very much.
It was delicious.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Have a good day.
W. Minato.
What were we gonna deserve?
Oh, just have a smoothie.
I know, I know.
I'm gonna feel an hell of a fact.
Bro, I wanna go to the place that Pablo goes to,
because I wanna try those fish sandwiches they got.
Oh my God, I heard they're fire.
They're good, but they went viral and now it's just like they're not that they're fucking because they're a 350
Eight out of ten, bro
It's crispy fried filet fish on bread bro. We're barely anything nothing crazy
Just a little bit of mayo or what?
Yeah
You get out to the command that I want up. Love you. Hey boy
The whole that's wired of a there's a birch dough to hide so let's try to play this week
For real I need help all right
However come ever come
Oh fuck
Hi chat, I'm like I'm gonna drive home
Then I'll be on I don't want to drive all the way home not talking. I mean not looking at chat. I gotta make a couple calls
I love you guys