you
and we're gonna start hollering about that shit to do.
I ain't gonna let them get up at like 6.30.
Hey, it's not bad!
See, I'm the doc, come on, man.
What if it's 10 p.m. any other day?
We're talking, first of all, we're talking eating any chance.
It's our court, which I got going.
What you got going?
OMG, you're so ugly.
Oh, you not ugly.
They got knuckles on his niggas!
Bawoos!
Bastard! I have a- oh wait, no I need a little bit of a tire!
I don't have a-
A little bit of a tire.
Monty, you're so- don't call me pan, they got my niggas!
Don't call me pan, I'm a- I'm a boy!
That's shit, people call their hoes bad, we don't call-
I
Look this is a plan for today. We're doing part two
I don't know if we're playing over a cut or played up, but we playing with the game. We play with the motherfucking game. All right
Why you look like a stud?
What do you talk about bro, what do you mean why I look like a sound like a fucking stun nigga? I
Don't look like a stud. I
I just got mad speedy. Oh my god. It's got speedy again. God damn
Can't listen
What has anything going on the last 24 hours that we got to talk about?
That's anything happened in the last 24 hours that we got to talk about where the ass moe
Yeah, this wet mouth for you
Let me talk a lot. I mean, I mean, I'll be talking a lot
Oh
I was like, what the fuck were you doing?
Yo, too, too.
Nigga, what you know about Warhol?
Hey, more than you, nigga.
Shalak.
you
I
Jose was over you feel me Jose came over and
Cree wasn't letting Jose like pay him in shit and
Jose's like yo credo fuck me no more and Jose had his face shaved
So I told him all the time that you shaved and shit
But then later on in the night I realized like he wasn't letting me touch them for a while there
I thought he was just kind of like something happened something loud like I don't know but it was kind of where maybe just being a little weird
But as I'm like trying to pet him and touch him. I know this is fur on top of his neck is kind of stiff
I'm not one my
log one
I'm looking under. I'm seeing dry blood but I'm seeing like it's like dots and shit like I'm seeing dry blood
It's not a dog bite because on top of his neck. I'm I'm thinking maybe a pimple popped or something
I don't know so I take him to the vet
Cause now it's at the point where he's limping though.
But there's nothing wrong with his legs.
The pain is up there.
So for the pain to be strong enough to make him limp.
And it's on his back.
That's gotta be some pain.
Gang, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna send the video to Gio, bro.
Yo, if you're squeamish, don't look, bro.
If you're squeamish, don't look, bro, bro.
Gang, we took him to the vet.
They shaved off the hair on his back so they can see what's going on.
But I have no idea how this happened.
Bro, I generally have no idea.
I already checked.
If you're squeamish, turn away.
Just I've never seen something like this before in my life.
Blash is about to turn on, bro, I fell to my fucking knees, bro.
Chat, what is that?
Mind you, it's not an infection, it's not bugs or nothing, it's like a stag, it's
like something with stag came or something.
Is that TOS if it's a if it's an animal?
Porcupine?
And dead ass looks like a porcupine, but it wasn't a, we don't have porcupines down
here.
Like there's one big thing in the middle and then around it there's dots.
No is that TOS?
Like what the fuck is that bro?
It's like holes like you got stabbed.
And nowhere none of my fences do that because I have smooth fence none of my
Fences do that
What is that bro
What it what it what it
That niggas so awkward inside bro the way he looked at the camera. Yo chill bro. Hold on. He's in pain. He's not awkward
He's in pain, bro
They use he's not awkward, bro
Mug is no, they dissected it, there's no infection, there's no bugs, there's no nothing, it's a wound, like something happened in one moment, like something happened to him in one moment, gay.
Once Gator. No, it wasn't a fucking Gator. A hawk? An eagle? Nah, he would have caught that bitch.
You know what's crazy?
The day out of all, I swear I got like set up,
out of all days of the year,
where my cameras get like,
it need maintenance and reasons,
and to swap out the footage,
I mean the storage, so like a whole more footage.
So the cameras were down that like evening, that afternoon.
So I can't even check.
I can't even check.
These are not sus out of all the whole year.
Like the vet didn't even know what the fuck was going on.
The vet Greg did it.
I don't know, but this shit breaks my heart.
I was too one to like, yo, what's wrong, gang?
Did something in your paw?
Why are you, why not letting nobody,
like it was so deep on this fur, you can't,
you couldn't see it, bro.
It wasn't Greg, you just be gooning.
Second opinion, facts.
It can be hard scratching, licking,
some allergies or fleas.
It wasn't fleas.
He cannot itch right there
and he cannot lick right there.
Like it was it's a wound like something done happened to him chat
You feel me? Um
with that being said
We have a lot to talk about and react to today and we got cyberpunk to play tonight. I
Need to ask or some chat
How's our Christmas shopping going?
Because let me tell you I've only bought one out of 30 gifts so far
I
Am fucked
Like if this is what it is
You lazy bum see this is why you got like this is why you got when you have a girl or some shit
They on top of that shit. They'll be on your ass and make sure you get the whole family right after what's going on
Bro, I'll be forgetting and I didn't realize criticism three days, bro
three days
What the fuck?
tomorrow's a 23rd check you think if I go out tomorrow you think I can get all my
shit tomorrow morning I need to get you for every family member game
but here's the thing though here's the way I look at it if I was the one that
had a family member with a lot of money not a lot of money with a good
amount middle-class type money what I just want money let's say my cousin or my
nephew was your age what I just want to check like if you were if you were gonna
cuz the gifts and one of your cousins was something once you just want some
bread
One K for every way. Hold on. Sure. I guess no, I would want a house
Money no, I just want a house type money. I said how does she work? It'll work like that
Yes, I want a lambo chat I
I just want to let you know
New car is being acquired this week game
Might get the IG flicks the day after Christmas. I might acquire it within the next day or two
But I'm not gonna have time to take pictures and shit. You feel me? I got you know, I'm saying
New car inbound. I don't think anybody is guessing what I'm getting yet
You know me don't think too crazy think most so like middle-class shit. I'm talking
Some smooth in the realms of a Genesis in the realms of a dick what I'm saying
Then me I got money like that
Camry yeah in the realms of a Camry of a of a of a you know you did what I'm saying
You know, it's crazy I wanted a
R.D. RS7 so bad, but then someone told me Senna got one bro. I remember I think she told me that so I couldn't get it
And I think Jason had one too
I'm I nigger you need a drop those Duke Dennis extensions
You're not captain Atlanta fake nigger victory hand emoji victory hand emoji victory hand
Victory Hand Emoji, Victory Hand Emoji, Victory Hand Emoji, Victory Hand Emoji, also you
not fazed they been kicked you out we know you a mp now.
Nobody asking about Ron and M. Enjoy your 4th Fiesta.
Ewa?
That's it, I'm unfollowing you.
First thing you say when you go live is, I'm a play plate up, when you haven't
even started Pokemon, the only reason I followed you, it's clear you're not
playing it. Goodbye. What are you talking about? I've been playing Pokemon Legends Z8 on
Patreon, bro. Patreon is selling facts. Tell them facts. I've been playing Legends Z8 on
Patreon, literally, and don't know if they're paused right now. Wait, oh no, it's broken.
I can't pause don't know. The stream deck is broken. I actually had someone handle
that for me because I didn't have time. I just found the car I wanted. I said yo,
go handle that and now we're situated.
I just had to go there one time to look at it
and I was cool.
You feel me?
I didn't have time.
But at 8 p.m., it is 8.15 now,
we supposed to be live playing played up
with QT, Dante, and Chris.
Are all three of my coworkers live right now?
Are all three of my coworkers live?
And I don't have fucking extensions,
You whore-ass n***a!
Fuck.
All three are alive?
So, Chris is live.
Jake and Bake live.
Gang.
Was he one of the three names I just said whore-ass n***a?
And by the way, chat,
I've been trying to do this over the last week.
And we finally found a day.
Tomorrow
We going live
Am I has been cooking for like a week then it's been canceling I try to hit up XCN train aired me like a bitch
And I was like two weeks ago
Demon among us lobby tomorrow game
Demon among a little mongers lobby tomorrow, bro bunch of different personalities of all type of communities all together
It's gonna be lit and you already know I hate among us even though I'm good at it
I hate it cuz give me anxiety bro
Give me anxiety
Feels like I got like seven bitches I'm lying to and I'm trying to keep up the lion shit
And that's just 2o D bruh been there done that can't do it no more bruh gives me anxiety bruh
You should be
Like wait, how'd y'all know?
Like you're a to y'all right?
That's the only reason why I said it cuz I saw y'all typing it so I'm like damn
Jesus I go lie
She like
Statured my shit cuz I was telling her about issues like okay
If there's any creators that you need help with getting cuz you can't get in contact with them
Let me know I can get in contact with anybody
Like okay, damn motion woman. What the fuck?
Okay, damn motion woman
My fault cuz it was the show if you didn't not reply me. Yo hit up boys could have gone for me
Yeah, hit up Charlie hit my dog up, but I just hit him up though. So
Hit up moist for me, bro
She bogged you oh
If y'all want to type 05 every time something with Charlie comes up we ain't gonna do nothing
no more bruh.
You're gonna ruin it for me gang.
Get me tight.
That's the content creator of the year gang.
He's more than just 05 bruh.
You know I, you know what's crazy?
I don't think you would have won content creator of the year if I didn't give him
that 05 for the plot bruh.
No cap.
Yo, Charlie.
You should thank me, bro.
She's the same.
You want to contact her the year big partially
because that 05 shit that we've set up
and I plan to give you, bro.
That help boost your main character shit.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's your caught going to be in the lobby.
Popo's staying as far away from Valkyrie as possible,
bro.
She asked me to make sure that he's not
in the vicinity of her.
I said yes, ma'am.
I'm saying what I'm saying.
But before we start the gaming shit,
I would like to have a moment of silence.
From Vince Zampilla.
RIP.
Creator of Call of Duty.
Call of Duty cared me throughout my teen years, bro.
No cap.
Let's say like 12 brother
I was on Call of Duty 4 and world that war that model for 2 and black ops one and
Water for 3 black ops 2 like that era that run that is a golden age of fucking
Fucking like just I don't know bro. That shit was beautiful, bro. I
Like to have a moment of silence
I was forever here shit like this in my brain black ops ones in there
Inviting the homies to the game
Put it on that suppressor on my career
For my sense. I had to come off with a different for the first line ever seen a come off like that
The AK-74 you
And then if you wanted to switch it up again Niki with the bros
If you wanted to switch it up, are you a niki with the fucking bros?
No cap, zombies, and black ops 1 and black ops 2, even world at war, peak.
What's your favorite zombies map, chat?
What's your favorite zombies map, bro?
Mine, the Reese will always have a place in my heart, catwalk, MG36, just an Akona
Uprated fucking MP40
Ray Gunn Lunderwoff
Damn
Fry niggas
But my favorite map all the time
Y'all know my favorite map all the time bro
Origins
Town was him, transit was him, moon was him, ascension was him!
Origins was my shit.
Buried was him, it was different, I like buried, the paralyzer.
You feel what I'm saying?
But Derees though.
Finding all them shits, turning them bitches on.
They're having a little music playing and shut
Jesus Christ
This was that shit nigga
Come on, Ligum! Come on!
I've seen you get a man right where, when you're on a round, you'll be waiting for me
Oh my God, I've been dead!
You'll need our annihilation
YAAAGH!
And she was tough, niggas!
I don't give a fuck! Rob music was tough!
Yeah, he-
Who-who would actually play in this show? Don't be a poser!
Type what you'd actually play in this show, and use the E-Spring!
Talk never about me!
Hey, but you know it was my favorite one though
You know about favorite one though, who's your favorite zombie song?
What's your favorite zombie song?
Who's your favorite zombie song though bruh
I'm breathing and all your heart is beating
But this love is on my mind
Now I'm gonna give it all
I'm gonna give it all
All I've got is every morning light
Every morning light
They're waiting for the second come
Give me your quoting...
I'll give a black-white Asian Spanish
I'll give a fuck bro
R.I.P bro
all right you remember oh my god black ops 2 a lot of people's gold a lot of
people's gold what's up here call the duty bruh Judy Chris lay I'm about to
get in there right now. Time to count to 30.
Somebody get in there right now.
Who's Lord of Spree was this? Who's Lord of Spree was this?
Who's Lord of Spree was this?
My favorite card of all time.
We're talking multiplayer.
This is my favorite.
Time will light beyond two.
I don't know, bro. I love Bottle Ruffin 2.
I think that's just the stop-de-leeping game here right now.
That's crazy for me.
You know what was one of my low-key favorite color duties?
Y'all don't remember this.
Y'all don't know who loaded this game.
This was who many-who-who-many music was this.
Bottle Ruffin 3 was low-key calm.
I love butter room for three, bro. I gotta get that car though
again one last
Moment of silence though, rip gang. She he really died in a car crash
Did someone hit him or something or did he hit something? I don't know. I don't I don't know, but that's sad bro 55 bro
Your legend gang you made Lily
Probably going down is one of the best multiplayer games of all time probably top
Be best going down like when it's all said it done, bro
crazy, bro
crazy
Yeah, oh
Oh
So so yeah, so you see now Rage is the second nigga to join right so right here, but he's also in that T
Like he's on in that T you from me nigga standard time. Yes. Yeah, you see yeah
Rage may I say that?
Then you say nigga standard timing I
Can't say it
You can't say the word but you can say like you can say why and like oh, you're
That's a that's a trick. I definitely been saying that you see like yeah
I don't think they should
They should I mean, I did what you say like but I feel like they already like you know
I think it's too into deep. It's too deep, bro
You know who says it, you know who says it?
who
Ron says why and bro?
And nobody realized it like he says it and I just realized what like
That's why and like but it's like it's in too deep. Nobody cares at that point
So you could don't say the world but you can say why and I'm gonna say the word
Why would I say the word because it's a free country?
And I've been saying oh, have you seen Twitter lady the motherfuckers saying the word all the time now you say really I don't agree with it though
Baby girl speaking of rock what do y'all think is the best MAI Gemini brock or chat GBT for like the
sexiest voice
What you be doing with Gemini
I mean, you can ask him to do absolutely anything.
Yeah, but I've been talking and just sending a message.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought I was with my peers.
I thought I was with my friends.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, you can't.
You're with your peers.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just.
I mean, yeah, you went in with your baby.
Chris is giving me mean girl advice.
He told me to segregate the red carpet.
OK, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me hear your, let me hear your reasoning.
Let me hear your reasoning.
Go ahead
My reason is Chris's reason is Chris's idea
Basically basically guys boom. All right, I just did your string rewards, bro
I ain't gonna lie a lot of niggas were late. Um, yeah
You feel me you are late. No, no, no, no
No, I was told to show about a certain error a and P was late because a and P is always late
Listen listen listen
Let me tell you out of all the groups and P is always gonna be late
Well
Amp time then yes, I know no no no no it's not
I
Look at the streamer voice I
I could see that a lot of niggas is pulled up late
So what time did I ask you see what time did the streamer was stuck is she says five o'clock?
I say boom. Okay next year do three o'clock
Check the time at three o'clock and watch niggas be on time
Yeah, that's what they like even niggas in my family like it's Christmas like we're doing our Christmas dinner or something at like
Five
My family will tell me two or three because they know i'm gonna get there at five if they tell me that you did you know what i'm saying
Yes
Yeah, but the problem with this rage is if i but then then like because he's saying
that
But then all the white people are gonna show up so early
No, no you tell the white people a different time you tell the white people the right time the correct time
Oh, that's smart.
I need to tell her that's a good eyes.
Oh, I thought QT to bulk my shit.
Hey, QT raised this game over the perfect thing.
Yeah, you just tell the right people the correct time
to black people two hours earlier.
I have a question that maybe none of us can answer.
What about Asians?
Oh, they just show up.
Yeah, they just show up.
I don't even think people notice it when they show up.
They just be there.
Yeah, they just keep being honest when they show up.
show up. That doesn't seem nice.
I think they just be TPing.
Like, this is TPing.
Yeah, they just wrote me what he said about that.
I'm calling all of my old friends.
I'm CT. Like, extra human needs, extra human needs.
Two ways. I was doing this. She called me off guard.
She did. So they just tip your shoulder.
Hey, they just be behind me.
I've never seen them. I don't see them arriving
to places and getting about the cars and shit.
No, exactly. They just talk.
Yeah, my word. Yo, yo, can you hear me?
How's it going?
Unfortunate Dante that you are in a different time zone. I learned so
It's called niggas
Wait, hold on twitch just gifted me a hundred times. Oh, whoa, yo, twit stop fucking dick rotting your hop in here
Drop on it too gang
Album it's shaped like a heart the vinyl I don't have it okay, but I'll actually get that for you get ass
What is your my friend who's your friend who's your friend what that rate? I'm rated friend wait what the fuck
Why I didn't know until today I guess oh fuck you didn't we know
Well, I never know I have autism I can't tell oh no, you don't know like that
Don't know this one don't know don't say don't take this couple this is why cuz he's in the fucking paulers community
When you're fucking paugers committee a lot of people that are your friends are really not your fucking friends half the time
So she got to be
Yeah
Stop a bus I'm grabbing rage real quick, you know
Not even rolling
though that's not no I am I am trolling I'm trolling I didn't know we were friends
I heard her in your tone and your voice it wasn't sarcastic in there
yeah all my soul she dead ass
oh tonight you're saying women can't be sarcastic
I'm just saying you ain't did a good job I think
wow
I need something for Dante what do I have what has he gone into beef with
who's he gone into beef with or something
who has Dante gone into beef with I don't know why he just said that
why did he just do that
Who has Dante gone into beef with
SQC
No, cuz Dante does the thing bro
SQC
Okay, you know miles
You know, how should I do it how should I do it?
My chart uses the minion
When you were eating did you x out the QC and run you know, you know mouse
Jesus you tried to stream
What were you asking chat to like yo give me something
No game I'm muted. I was talking about like my dinner and shit game. Did that one hit though? Did that one hit?
No, bro, you know my updates page talks about chat mom's ban them ban them please
You have a stroke what happened
Enough games we can get some insiders QT really
I would love to have some jokes with my friends with cutie gang. Yo, hey, no cap. Well, I'm not laying out down today, bro.
Oh, yeah. Let's have Chris literally stay inside like you don't you keep going outside.
You sit.
Oh, let's get a camera zone, bro. Because gang, you have to bring more fucking customers in.
No, you're probably, you're literally trolling.
Yo, you know, we did better.
We did better when you left.
No, no, no, Chris, Chris, Chris, shut your fat booty, ass down.
No jokes aside, all jokes aside, all jokes aside.
All jokes aside, when y'all left, when you left game, we were so efficient.
We completed a day, there was no calm on the floor.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm telling you, brother.
It was like clockwork.
It was like clockwork, bro.
I'm just kidding.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't want you to feel so I'm keeping mouth shut.
Judy.
What? How's your blisters and pimples?
I did really good.
And what you say about my pimples?
No, no, no, I'm just asking how's your blisters and pimples?
Are they getting better?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
First stop.
So you told me about something that happened.
I'm asking is it getting better because you look you look great today
as a human you're not cool human today as a human no because if I say any other
way she gonna call lovely to beat my ass okay and we're not doing that so I
said I'd say as a human as a person she looks like a normal person today well
these are for the record I never had pimples I only had blisters so my
blisters are doing great you shave your armpits duty yes thanks for
asking
Really becoming friends since we're asking personal questions like that. Do you guys shave your armpits?
You don't shave
Yeah, my butt is smooth like I'm not here. I'm not hairy bro
last time. Huh? You were talking about. He was talking about
shipping his butt. Don't act innocent. I'm nervous. No, no, no.
That's because. Yes, yes. But only my but no, no, no, no, no,
but my but listen, listen, my butt is smooth. My butthole got
some hair. Whatever I needed my hair, my butthole. I don't
I don't shave my oh, oh, boy. Wait, wait, wait, you get
your ass eight no no I never got my ass eight
I never got my ass eight
cause I'm
I don't know I mean I don't know I mean I've got a shame like twice in my whole life
and he's top of the world
you know man bro if you get your ass eight it's all real bro
I'm not judging bro
I've never you know about my ass I've never got eight I haven't eaten no but yet
yeah bro
I swear about life I never eat no but yeah I'm saving up for my wife
I'm saving up for my wife
I'm saving up for
No, don't say you can say that because you have a wife and you eat your wife, but I don't have no wife to eat but
You feel me? You're not gonna be eating a random random girl, but
Why not?
wait
Bro, wait, really? That's normal you need random girl, but
Jesus
All of y'all are beautiful relations y'all got the right to eat but
Fuck out of Ludwig but
No
I know
Cat cat you eat Ludwig, but you don't eat Ludwig, but you eat the fuck out of but
I don't like sauce
What?
I don't like sauce
What does that mean?
I don't like ranch or barbecue sauce
I don't like sauce, I don't like wet stuff
I don't like any sauce
like vinaigrette or anything like that
and I think butthole
is kind of like sauce would come out
Oh I like her
I don't know
I did you!
Hi!
I love her. Wait, she has all the same what?
Hobbies as me. How do you know that?
No, I follow her on Instagram eat it. Yeah, but you don't know so my whole life do so
So what I mean what tastes like I don't eat but so you don't eat
So you don't eat buck because you're like barbecue sauce. I never heard of shit
Cuz you don't know goos gonna come out of there
Seaman is the sauce of the body
I feel like no, that's all it seemed like that. Okay. Okay.
Oh
Yeah, or or diarrhea
Like cutie cutie the lower life sauce
Cutie the lower like
Had semen I just I just joined what is this conversation? It's a cute
Yeah
Yeah, rage was talking about how no one will eat his ass cuz he's got ugly asshole and they can tell
That's why he shaves his asshole
My booty hole if I were to ever see it. I already know that shit pretty gay
You know what I'm saying and I do not get my butt eight gang. That's just not my vibe, bro
You never yet
No, any time a girl shake my little shit. I'm not looking though. Wait. Why is a girl shaving it?
I'm gonna do this myself paying someone to do that. No my no
My ex before she ate my shit, and I'm allowed to say that cuz somehow got out on the internet
There's a video of it. Yep. Shoot you got back bubbles. Huh? I do
Yeah, back bubbles don't you
I think I do know that though he saw the video. I've seen some shit. I've seen the leaks
huh, oh
Them joints. Oh, yeah, who would hear has been leaping for I feel like Chris has been leaps. I
Ain't been leaps yet, bro. Oh, you say yeah, wait, Chris me button. Oh
I did I did a bunch though once cap. That's cap, bro. That's cap
What happened? Why you stop?
Because like my shit was coming in too thick and there should be a bother me so I
Don't know how y'all up keep with it. So I just I said wait, so are we playing overcoat or played up today?
Oh
Typical can't make a decision without daddy. I guess I'll choose first of all first of all
What I like when I like when my little niggas tell me what they want to do so I could let this I
I'm down to whatever so my little niggas muscle. I give my little niggas what they want. So
What do my little niggas wanna play that is that in my that you know
That's awesome
I
Want to tell my family how you go tell how you go word into them. Yeah
I'll show the clip
Stay in the store, bro
All right, first off, we gotta get customers.
If you're gonna do that, then I won't step outside, bro.
You feel me?
I'm out there trying to promote this bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
It doesn't do anything in the game, please.
Stay inside, bro.
It got, okay, that's a hostage trick.
Well, I'm telling you, bro, games that work like that,
it's sometimes if you do trigger something and make,
oh, more customers is gonna come like A to the A.
We are the first restaurant to have someone die
outside of our door because of you.
Who died?
I'm not fucking frozen death again.
He froze to death outside of an isolated.
No.
Bro, you quit.
You literally quit and just left.
Yeah, you did.
I wonder, I got no pressure.
I guess that sound cloud didn't do so well, huh?
No, I didn't.
Bro, that nigga quit just to get banned on Twitch, gang.
I don't understand.
No, no, I got banned.
Oh, I was locked up, bro.
I saw that.
Yo, I'm OK thinking.
I'm like, yo, this is Chris Got Motion.
You can watch NBA games. Fuck no nigga band is there. Why am I just saying zero five? I don't know
Let's get on the game
Overcooked or played about rain overcooked or political on Pokemon Z. Hey, no Z. Just came out on my life
I never played nobody on Z. I haven't played Z. Hey
They're saying you lost the moist critical
Yeah, I don't know what the footage. I'm not gonna offer someone that constantly talk about
about Pokemon, like why are you losing on every challenge
you issued out?
I don't, I've won every single one besides one.
And that was too much critical,
but it was some shit that we had planned to him beat me
that I beat him next,
but we never got to do the rematch shit.
I didn't lose, I did some big pressure.
Got it, got it.
Yo, who do you mean?
It was random battles anyway, it should fraudulent.
Hold on, what you mean by planned though?
That means he beat you fair and square.
No, like there's no all is the thing for him to beat me and didn't
So if I were to play him again, you'd put your money on
No, that's not how it was
I'm playing I'm playing him again. I need all y'all decide bet with me bro
All y'all decide that would be I could play with him before the year ends. I don't people fuck we could play today
I don't care. We play any time and we go put money on it. I want to side bet
1000 with each and every single one of y'all
Stop with the like today's shit, bro. That's you deserve it the confidence. Yeah, I mean
Please shake it
Who should we don't you do you should?
Choking a thousand minimum right
Yes, but I'm on moist. Okay. You got our boys. You got our boys. Great. They raise your eyes first
Yo, yeah practice now. I don't need to practice. I don't need to practice
No, he's not stupid. He's not stupid. He's not stupid
I'm not stupid call Tom Cruise
Say oh what oh, yeah, no, what I call Tom Cruise. I like a wash
What
It's 2026 y'all to talk about Tom Cruise game. You're him. You're him. Yeah
He's a bot
You're a bot. He's a fucking bot the mission of bro mission boss, but one two five six that makes some new shit
That's god damn, bro. He's a one trick. He has the niggas a one trick
You just don't watch movies. The only good movie he made was edge of tomorrow
That's the only good movie he made. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you definitely don't watch movies
Mission impossible don't count. He's the one tree
Bro fucking wash do a favorite basketball player not even be able to play basketball anymore
Like hey, he can't play basketball. He's in that big Debbie Lillard still an NBA, bro
Damian Lillard. Yes, and fuck basketball and fuck his team born-ass sport lame-ass sport weak-ass sport
It's time cruise married
I don't think so anymore. Oh, he's had three wives. God damn. Yeah shit. Yeah, cuz he did bitches
No, cuz he's a fuck. He can't keep one. That's why
You can't keep one digger how is he mad at him, bro?
Tom Cruise age. He's age. Oh, why are you 63? Dante you're him. Yeah, you're him, bro
It's still do his own stunts. He got any kids yet, Tom
You're this right here. You're being parasocial. Yeah, but he had to give him the Scientology unfortunately
He has three kids or two of them got a different last name to him. Come on. Let's get it. Yo, yo, let's let's get out
Let's get on again
Hey, I was passes. I want to hear it. I don't see no RP post
I want to see like oh my god
I love this movie because I'm a call you know you already you already talking about him dying it nigga tired of that
They've already been by his death
No, nobody said no.
I said, you know, niggas like to dick ride when niggas pass.
Niggas like to dick ride when niggas pass.
That is a crazy talk.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think we were gonna tweet about Tom Creeley, guys.
Yo, the butler Taylor Swift.
That stupid bitch butler Taylor Swift.
you
What did he say?
Wait, wait.
Say that again, Dante?
No, never mind.
No, repeat it slower.
No, okay.
No, no, no.
He said, I got your QT.
He said Taylor Swift is only no because she got what a football player.
Really?
Really, Dante?
You think that?
Can you tell him some of her stats?
Have you ever thought maybe, Dante, that Taylor Swift is more relevant than you'll
ever be in your entire life?
And at the end of the day, when you die, no one's going to remember you
more than the spec on a dust on a piece of another dust in the universe of
everything of nothingness that's how much you matter compared to Taylor so I
tell you thought about that don't take compared to statues will be built for her
do you understand that do you understand that she has said more
meaningful things in her life than you could ever even compute using AI using
all of your brainpower and a massive computer that is destroying this planet
you could never even compute a sentence as important as she could create
just farting. What do you think about that Dante? He's 36 years old. Hold on, we did
stream where x exist in person
oh that is that is oh my god don't even get to you can't even stream with
fucking x and that's that's like two or three tell us about them right
yeah or something it's not out of it okay
okay it's not out of it but is that a company we're all eating
no we gotta get on crystal under that cryptic he's saying bro first what's
I was gonna say I think I think we should get up
I was joining I think I'll say I think we should get my ass ugly as Chris never
that I think I'll say I think we should start our ship as employees and co-workers
together. I just need a haircut. But anyway, yeah, look, you should
so do rags, Chris.
Yeah, I was thinking that. Let's say go through. I know how
many times are gonna tell me, bro. I know. You know what? What
do you know?
They keep telling me the killer Roy is live on Twitch. Like, I
No, you love to kill the right invite him to the call
QG QG
You got the motion like that. He don't got enough motion killer a motion
You got killer a motion he can't get the motion come on
Is he still live?
This is wait. Let's go gift him subs and see who's name he says first. I bet
Yo, that's that's the most dick rod of shit. I've never heard but we go do it though. That's some son of shit
Little Roy, what's this? Oh, I see it
That big it's just not gonna check his check game. There's no point of that
Yeah, he doesn't know
Checking. No, they will they will when I say something watch. No, that's not. Okay. Yeah
Actually don't know where his shit is.
Oh, here it is right here.
I'm knocking to collaborate.
What is this?
Is this even live or is this a video he dropped?
Yo, this shit might not be live, bro.
This looks like just an interview.
Before I forget, stream one.
Is there even a chat?
Bro, he not even focusing.
I hate when niggas streaming.
They don't read the check.
Man, get off Twitch, bro.
Get off Twitch, bro.
How you going to be on stream is not read the check, bro.
I hate niggas like that, bro.
Chrissy, you don't read check, Chris.
What he saying?
Boy, I read.
Boy, you fuck out of here, bro.
Read every check, nigga.
Yo, the boy is me.
You're homie.
Ah-ha-ha.
Rage.
Not many times I type in you.
No.
No, don't read check.
QT.
Yeah, QT though.
A.
QT, don't read check.
Yo, don't read.
Rage.
Told Dante I'm shitting I was shitting before shame and before I was about to boot up. Let me shit work great
Yeah, I tell QT in the chat, too
She say shit
Let me tell you Chris my child rated her last
And she didn't notice so 15 minutes after the radio
I don't fucking like you guys, so
Jesus, I'm Pogger shit! I'm talking about your nicks and things!
I'm Pogger shit, gay!
Hey, what's up?
Did Dad have you in Pogger?
Did I have you in Pogger?
Did I have you in Gug?
I'm switching you from Gug to Gurg, and I'm taking right-
I'm taking right from Gurg to Gug, and Gug.
That's not nice!
Right!
That's not nice!
Right, you're a Gug!
You're not a Gurg anymore, right?
Switch it all out.
Fuck that.
Okay, okay, then, you know what?
You're not invited to stream awards, idiot.
Bro, chill. Okay, chill.
You're chill.
I need to win something.
I need to win something I need to bring something home to my to my mama, bro
Before I retire I'm claiming a trophy game
What which I don't know it's gonna be something though. He's going for sapphire. So some I don't gotta share with niggas
Let me get that game of the year. Let me know
Why are you not boarding? How do we tell you? I
I don't even know if you know how to play a video game
Ray yes, he'd been promoted W's in the chat for Ray
Let me get a 20 on screen of W's
Provocated from getting promoted from a girl to a gun
Shout out Ray Ray. Yep. There we go. I love it. Yep
Yep, that's how we do it around here. We support our own. I like them fucking girls over there. We support our own
Controller do you have a controller?
Do I have a controller?
Let me see it.
I got a PS4 one.
Show it to me.
He doesn't know how to play keyboard and mouse.
That's why.
He's not going to play with me.
Do this.
I'll switch it up a little bit.
I'm not going to play with me like that.
No ever.
Okay, Chris.
Show me your controller.
Show it to me like that.
Show it to me close.
Shut up.
Chris.
I'm not going to play with me like that.
Let me see it.
No, show it.
Chris, show it.
Show it.
Let me see it.
Hey, bro.
That was so disgusting.
I ain't gonna count.
That was so disgusting.
She called you a b-word.
You got them slick comments all the time.
What she call you?
Nah, she's like, she's showing me the Xbox controller.
Oh, you're learning.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just funny.
You know, I'm a gamer.
Look at the Xbox controller.
Look at the marble.
You know, I'm a gamer.
Usually I got a dildo right here, but I don't know where the dildo went.
There's no reason for that, bro
Hey rage look at your joystick, you're not a gamer
What are you talking about?
Look at your joystick, you're supposed to have shit, you're supposed to have shit fucking coming off, nigga
That's real good. No, cuz I usually have a deal
Listen, first of all, you can't see it's ripping first of all
But I usually have a dildo on top of it so the dildo is ripping not this
I usually have my joystick removed with a taller joystick because I'm a real pro fucking gamer, nigga
Fuck
Wow
Using
Switch it up day every day switch it up
I want to play ps4 today some up here today
That's the one switch up and do Xbox you feel me next time. I want to steam for me. Just keep going yo
Yo, I have a recent message in my chat from Valkyrie
Yeah, we don't fuck with QT anymore
No, what does he say I'm with it fuck?
The gun
But you saw you said you said you said we're not cool
I
Say we not cool. I said Chris is not a gamer which is that and
I you know, I did it as a way to encourage him I'm trying to get him to work on himself
I'm sorry. I'm being a good friend. I'm trying to push my friends. He says he wants to be gamer of beer
What am I supposed to do? Just give it to him. No, I want him to earn it. Oh, okay
All of a sudden everybody hates coach Carter. When did that happen? Oh
My god, who's it drop
He's lying, he's lying, bro.
Hey cutie!
Hey, nah, we not fucking with you still.
Hey, we on that little oozy.
Okay, wait.
What are you doing?
Cutie!
Wait, yes you did!
You can fuck with Lil' Oozy and me though.
Um...
He did!
Oh, shit, music video.
What is that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Show me the zoom.
Where you at?
What you saying?
What you saying, though?
Lowlooseyver, what you saying?
Official music video.
Yo, yo, yo.
Let's watch that.
Hey, hey, put that shit in the,
hey, hey, hey, don't say that.
Put that shit in the, hey, hey, hey.
We're about to react.
Show your screen, show your screen.
GG.
Oh, play that shit.
Yo!
Ladies and gentlemen, today we are here
with a new video, Lowloosey just dropped.
Lowlooseyver, what you saying?
A few official music video.
As you can see, I'm with some other people,
It doesn't really matter. All right, let's get it
Hold on not just some other people. We are his favorite people
You see that last little she was wearing he was wearing some correct. What was he wearing his last?
Yeah, it was um, it was interesting. What was that?
I don't know is that swag
It was like a skirt it was like a skirt thingy. Yeah
No, no, no, be honest. Do you think I could put it off though on some gangster shit though?
No, no, no, I think I think I mean
Yeah, that's I do got the body for that
Assholes already shaved a fucking skirt. We
Wear yeah, so when you wear a skirt you looking at it as assholes. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah
I
See the thing about
The way he's that the wet the shit he put on he gonna stand by
If I put that
Everybody here can hear that shit
Wow, that's how to hear that, everybody try to hear that shit
But how you do it? It's like a...
You do that shit
Yeah, like song, that's it, hey kitty, bust that shit
Yeah, I'm gonna bust that shit real quick
Yeah, bust that shit
I'm not making a name, what they making a life
Is it because I'm a pain?
What I'm making a name for is what they're making a name for
Jesus Christ
Make me feel I'm a tight, I guess that we on the same page
Because I'm just trying to show you
The air
The easy woman's the air, special air
There's the water upstairs
Oh my God
I'm getting out of the oven as walking
I brought some tissues in case it was emotional
Martini why keep saying Martin?
Andrew Tate ass song he do be having a bet on the beats
Oh
Okay, okay, see look I might not be a knower, but what about some of this is like oh my god
That's like runway fashion. I don't get it
This is swag way she started it looked up, but what the fuck is this?
No, bro, no, okay, first of all, some booze. No, I know a lot of shit pink bro. No, but I do look like the booty hole
Other porn stars I began footing ass and important videos back in the day
It's called Rosebud. We had this girl in high school
That was her nickname because she got anal and the guys but with his guys penis was too big
And it pulled her butthole out of her butt hole
What the fuck this was in high school. That's kind of like that's kind of like what happened was Rosebud
That's what happened to this bird now this bird that I captured when I was younger
That was it fell from a tree
I was nursing get to health and my sister she was younger. She's like Josh
Well, we need to come inside she ran in the circle me my homies were taking care of the bird
She stepped on the bird and then she looked her foot up all the intestines of the organs
And it's garbage for life
I just don't sweat.
I don't even know what's there to start.
I just want to say it's crazy how Ebro said that Uzi wouldn't be last like he wouldn't be last in this long.
And now Ebro got fired from his show.
Ain't that crazy? I'm just kidding.
I'm pretty good at it.
Let's try that at your work right there.
QT going crazy.
Was he dancing or was he dancing?
What?
Whoa.
Oh, he was he dancing?
You're crazy.
Yo, so Ludwig is dating a dude.
Why is he dancing?
Interesting pronoun.
This is a gendered question.
Number one, I was not dancing.
I was hitting that shit.
Thank you.
That's a fact.
Come here.
He was hanging out with the fuckers.
This season, I just feel like Uzi was inspired by cunts.
Oh, I'm by cunts.
It's giving cunts.
What does that mean, though?
What does that mean?
Inspired by cunts.
Ain't cunts like a pussy?
Isn't that like that's like bad ain't that like that's like bad bitch shit. Yeah, it's like cunty
Cunty
It's aura. Oh, you took my breath away. No, seriously. I can't breathe so glazing
Not a big fan of those shoes
You know what's crazy I feel like the prince would be like
I wouldn't even care.
That's why he's my inspiration.
Like, if he was alive in the summer,
he was like, who the fuck is this?
Yeah.
Well, hold on.
Was he about to curse her out?
I look, he got invited.
I don't know what.
I got invited some fashion shit out in the country
next year.
I think it's Paris.
Yo, Dante, want to come?
Daddy?
You want to come on some shit?
We'll walk down the runway on some guys' shit.
We're going to walk down the runway.
We're going to walk.
What's your shrug look like?
Shrub me hold on. Why are you gonna ask me? Yeah, what about what about me?
So you just it no no no you just in this bitch making plans in front of us me
That's what a cutie
We don't we don't even need them. I've been
Like this is not cool. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like he may
forecast denim jacket
Oh, that's fucked up man, hold on.
What happened? Wow. Oh wow. Yeah, he's really strutting. Are you strutting?
Now that's giving cunts. Oh that jacket cunts.
Really? That jacket's cunt.
Okay. Oh wait, actually Chris is good.
Oh, wow. I hope they have music.
Come, come, come, come.
Okay.
That's what you see. That's what
you see. That was good, you
guys. Clanker as walk.
Where where Chris go?
He's honestly serving. I know
that was about you guys. Oh, he
got a whole thing. Oh my god.
You're buff doing this.
You have to have a certain body type to do it.
No, you don't, bro.
I'm slim.
My muscles just round.
I'm not even that muscular again.
I'm slim.
It's just proportions.
I don't have muscles.
But I rather raise this as fuck.
I saw that when I was walking.
I saw it.
Oh, damn, nigga.
Wait.
Hold on.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? They need to start busting.
What the fuck?
Shit.
Let him...
What happened?
Brad was stroking the camera.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this?
What?
GT!
Hold on, what's this?
GT! More than two strokes is a...
That's TOS.
Oh, don't...
Is Blair your name oh you're getting serious your name is Blair first of all
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When a creator goes by that real name, bitch it's over.
Judy, your name is.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yippee-ki-yay!
Yo, 40 years old, what's up.
Yo, cutie, you're a movie.
Cutie, cutie, you're a film!
I can't understand.
I understand.
AI, AI.
There's no way you're not good.
You're not good.
I'm sorry.
You're not good.
You're not full of nobody.
That's not your gig.
No.
How long could always be so mad at that with a rage
like fire, piercing a rage wall of bites?
My dear sister say that it's play outside
Ain't it funny when I look back now
May understand why the house burnt down
But at six years old
I mean like literally or is this like metaphorically?
That is metaphorically my house in Brindale
I'm gonna say god damn what the fuck happened
I only saw this wall
and
Miniature miniatures
So when did you do this?
That's not her
Play the fucking shit play I'm in
You're crying out
What the fuck is that?
That's not my way
Wait so you
That's you got a sister
That was you and your sister
supposed to be you and your sister in the video earlier?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is Blair dropping another project?
All right, a project?
Yeah, yes, yes.
Okay, so this is the lead single for the project?
This is the second single, actually.
Okay, so can we get the, does the project have a name?
No.
I'm thinking Blair Witch Chronicles.
I'm taking it.
It's a condescending consideration.
Her name is Blair and she does give witch,
so that do hit, that do hit.
All right, guys, let's finish the narrative.
Okay, she's 15, fresh new boyfriend.
Let's get it.
It's real.
The phone's sleepovers on, trampolines,
but when I told my mom, he calls.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
That's not a 15 year old, I don't think he's 15, y'all.
He's smoking six, he looks 25.
He might be a grown ass man.
The line says when I told my mom he was twice my age.
Oh, shit.
So the first boy that dated me was a pedophile.
It was, it was, it gave me a lot of swag in high school though.
We should.
So I told my mom, I was a hot bitch, twice my age.
Why is it okay?
Yeah.
I learned the life's a game and I got played.
Ain't it funny when I look back now,
I understand why the house burned down,
But at just 15, you really do believe
To be honest, to be honest
I don't know
But this could be the reason
The end of everything
I'm not gonna spell it out for you
Sit in that CD A
Hey doctor, sit in that CD
All from Pratt Boy Maxie
Oh my gosh
You did good
Yeah.
You don't want to.
That's his album cover.
That's an album cover cheat.
Yeah.
I'm afraid of everything.
I've got my father's eyes in my mother's eyes.
I'm never really going to compromise.
So I'm down to 10, then I'll count to five, just you and myself.
Still I'm alive.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Project.
Are you going to like make different genres?
So, I like making music that makes people want to kill
themselves. So, as long as there's different genres that we can like,
you know, I thought it felt it.
I see. Yeah.
Big surprise.
Oh my god.
It's gonna switch
So my mom died that's the spoiler
She died and then I called my dad because yeah, my mom was dead
And so I call my dad and I was like dad mom's dead and he was like oh, I wish it was I wish it was me instead
And I was like that wasn't helpful dad. She's she's a vegetable
She pass
Actually
Well, I didn't I didn't know you wanted I didn't know you really wanted to bond
No, she she died. She she died like really suddenly and randomly kind of like like a pulmonary embolism
Yeah.
But it's okay.
It's good.
This is nice.
I like this.
This is nice.
I like this.
Almost 33.
I still put the blame on me.
That's an actress.
You're 33?
Almost.
I said almost 33.
Holy shit.
I got two years.
You don't worry.
That's fucking insane.
Okay.
Well.
Thank you.
So I come to tell you that I don't come to fight you.
Get that, it's a browning technique, you know.
Still I'm alive, still I'm alive, still I'm alive, still I'm alive
like that, but then like something like, you know, like some of that.
No, no, no.
Fuck.
That was beautiful.
Yo, that was actually beautiful.
Wait, so is it like, is the project like just, is it all these types of odds?
Or do you got some like white girl, like?
Yeah.
Like just is it all these types of odds or do you got some like white girl?
Like, yeah, yeah, a little bit of that.
Party party every Sunday.
Wow.
Let me get a little bit of that cutie.
Yeah, we need some of that.
We don't have any of that.
You got none of that right now?
You got none of that.
The vibe would be too sad the whole time.
Yeah, I don't.
All the time though, all the time.
No, no.
Summer demon for a moment, bro.
Yeah, me and Chris is sorry to happen to you though, gang.
That's tough.
What the fuck?
I am too.
No, you didn't cry like us.
You didn't cry like us.
Yeah, it feels like you don't really care very much, Fonte.
It felt like you really touched stuff.
I'm not a cry.
I'm the one that was literally breaking down.
I've literally seen you cry.
Yeah.
Well, sometimes we can't process.
Right, one time.
We can't break it down because we can't process
everything that's happening at once.
Awesome gangsta shit though.
That's awesome gangsta shit though.
Awesome gangsta shit though.
Check Twitter, Don takes we're pissed.
Oh, OK, all right.
Can we heal each other and work together now?
That was good.
I know you're great.
Yeah, I count to 10 and I count to five.
Good Chris, because you're good.
Which are you good?
Yes, I zero days since last.
I didn't mean to trauma dump on you guys.
No, bro, what the fuck?
That was embarrassing.
It's OK.
Now you know my name.
I wasn't ready to share it with you guys.
That was a little closer.
We were level two friends, you know.
Sorry.
How many levels is it?
It's just kind of weird that Dante got to me.
So.
Oh, well, to be fair, this was on your Instagram story.
Wow.
It was?
Wow.
Yo, kitty, you know what I mean?
What the fuck?
Yo, I've seen all your Instagram story
and I thought I was tweaking because I clicked it
to see the full thing.
And I'm like where's this shit going like it led to some random page
Imagine following the QT Cinderella on Instagram
Gonna fucking game and there's work together game serious. It's worth together breath. You're saying it's corny
It's corny to follow QT on yes corn. It's fucking corny. Oh fuck so freaking corny. I better go unfollow rage really quick
It's a joker joke. No, no, no that nigga chill cutie. Fuck you
Oh, don't trust that new nigga over there.
Don't trust that new nigga over there.
Don't trust that new nigga over yonder.
Really, nigga, not spills a big yonder.
Them happy nappy-headed girls with their fingers on the trigger.
Don't trust them new niggas over there.
No, I'm the only one here folks. We're playing the game. Okay, right
Yeah, how you so much older than you like ten years older than me, but we got the same like you know, I say
You are literally yo, you're almost 30, bro
I'm the only one of this call. I'm the only one of this call
Overcooked overcooked to right are we are we doing overcooked or plate up first? Yeah, we'll be done. We'll be done
Wait, what's the way we don't we did we can do whatever?
Wait, I was oh my god, I was gonna
Because that's my brother, nigga!
Damn, you're just like, all right, all right, there.
OK, let's do play it up first, and then if we lose,
we can go to overcooked.
Hi, Gip.
I'm going to pee real quick.
See how I'm there on the Jiffy?
Bet.
Ew.
That was disgusting, Chris.
What are you talking about?
See you guys there on the Jiffy.
You didn't fuck with that?
That's like a transition type shit.
That was not it.
That's not it, dawg.
That ain't it dawg.
Aw, stay hydrated.
Oh my god bro, I don't have no water bro, I'm mad thirsty.
Mad thirsty, don't take this cold water.
I'm mad thirsty dude.
How thirsty you is.
And then, mad, oh this shit gotta be, hold on, I gotta.
How thirsty you is.
How thirsty you is, don't take this cold water.
TV is called well yes man how thirsty are you oh my god don't take all I got
orders I found this new shit next time you pull up I got a good fishing spot
bro it's calm you have to come fish spot we don't hit that one with some
bears let's do something else then you yeah bro let's fucking like this it
Listen
Fucking invite me to see to the fucking plans game
Body fucking plans without his name. Hey fuck you bro. Oh
Hey, fuck you bro
What did I miss?
Yo, QT this uh, you know a guess who guess who made plans without us again
that's crazy I don't know who would do that because I'm such good friends with
everyone in here that I think anyone ever did that they would do it intentionally
hurt my person which is crazy because I just opened up about all my past trauma so
it feels like they don't really I don't think you have enough trauma I think you
need some testicular torsion in your life and then your copy and then you'll
be confident.
You think what I'm saying?
Giddy?
I was sexually assaulted once.
Uh.
Are you guys still here?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
No.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I got my water!
What the fuck was that?
Yo, that yo, this nigga.
No, my shit.
Yo, yo Dante.
Yep.
Can you repeat what she just said?
What a fuck I got to do with that foul.
I've had testicular retortion and it hurt really bad
and my life is so hard.
No, no, no, no.
What'd you say after that, though?
I'm not gonna do this foul.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Dante.
We were going trauma for trauma.
Oh what was your trauma?
And so I told, I just, I told Rage
Um, that I was sexually assaulted, but he didn't even seem to care. No, I cared. I cared. I do care
And I'm sorry
How could I how could I help?
Hmm, I don't know did you find them?
Yo, bro, I thought you were gonna. Oh my God. We're gonna pull open that was up
What he deserved no fucking justice system and Duke Dennis files is pictures of girls wait
what what oh my oh my oh my home page I got Duke Dennis files I don't know what's in the
files what the Duke Dennis files I don't know I don't know I don't know what are you talking
about Chris. You gotta word it differently, bro. Number one, not like.
This is a positive.
Duke Dennis.
You can't say that this climate.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't say it.
You know, I'm touching the goods that you cook.
Davis, I know I just know I'm not saying that Duke Dennis files.
I just have to have that like, don't.
What type of files you got him do that?
They need to be files.
I don't know
My computer I don't I release them. You gotta release. They're on your computer. You gotta release them
Yeah, I gotta take your redacted believe like seeing how hot Monica Lewinsky was by the way
Nah
She was she plus
No, but I could she's actor. Oh, sir
She's a she's a she's a
Cheap wait wait hold on. I'll be there. Oh
See a female boxy. No wait, Monica Lewinsky. She was
That's a that's a nicky bar
Fucking clean and shit
handle wait wait wait was her what's she working with the government that's yes and she was
like it was fucking her while he had a wife yes Monica the whiskey that wasn't all the
rap songs and shit yes yeah yeah I got a lot is bad for your brain she got a whole brand
deal for fucking the president who was bad who was more fine shit though let me see
Monaco wins here
Yo, I go I wouldn't say shit, bro. Yeah, that's what I was gonna. Well, Robin Robin. What you see
What the fuck?
We're made to fucking Hillary claim. What the fuck?
She you can't blame that nigga, bro
That's Monica. Whoa
What what she looked like
I probably knew she just like you feel me got public so look crazy
You feel me? Yeah, I mean Hillary now
That's political woman
Okay
Hillary was a Sabrina carpenter back then
I'm Hillary was tough. What I like Hillary was tough
What year's that like 80s or 90s crazy, bro? I know what he cheated
Why do it like that?
Oh, yeah, it's fucked up.
Oh wait!
Bro, this is not the right hylary.
This is from the fucking fresh prince.
What's up, what's your number?
Oh, yeah, that, the hylary is hot.
Yo!
Yo, bro.
Uh.
This stream is cucked.
Is it overly cucked?
I
Don't in this picture. Yo invite me to the code
How it's always invite me to the code
No
You're in a place. Hey, my friends write about you actually.
What the fuck was he dropped?
Yeah, you're fucking late.
We checked it out and we checked out the new Blair drop, too.
So I go lie.
What was more tough?
The Uzi drop with a Blair.
I go lie.
I feel like the Blair had more like feeling, but the Uzi had more.
It's two different things.
See, so for the for the Uzi, you turn up to that shit.
For the Blair, you like cut yourself.
It's the field.
Well, you and your field, you're driving in the car
and the rain pattern against the windshield, bro.
And the wiper is going.
Oh my God.
X, you know, I need a version of that song.
No, never do that with rain in the background.
Never take, never take so X.
Don't never do that.
That's bad.
Well, you don't need to do that, Rage.
You don't need to.
What?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Don't say what?
Hold on.
That's not.
No, no, no, no.
Don't say that.
I don't know.
I don't have multiple exits.
What?
What the code though?
I just put in the chat.
I was doing my fault.
You heard that chat.
You heard that scene.
Right.
You don't have multiple exes you never you only dated one person ever
He's saying
I'm sorry, Joshua. Oh fuck. Yo, what's up with you?
Joshua
We're only level two friends you can't come to Joshua yet only level two
Are you just reading your chat?
We're not close. Yeah, we're level two. You can't call me Josh.
Yo, I'm gonna go piss and by the time I do piss in this lobby, better be figured out. You understand me?
Bro, we go be there. We go be there. Who do you think you are?
Oh, wait, no, that's not me.
That's me.
You're not in it.
I'm gonna get my swag right.
Shit, bro.
I'm gonna get my swag right so you know it's me.
You already in that shit.
Christmas dinner! Thank you so much for the six months!
Oh my god, bro's not like that.
And he says he's in the game.
Yeah, I'm on the way. Yeah, I'm on the game.
You're not in the game?
Ah, man, it's not what it is. They put me in the cussing.
I mean, in the...
I need my vest.
Vest. Yo, Loki, I think I should pee too.
Yeah, go ahead and pee. Go ahead and pee. Get your peas out, bro.
Yeah, let me get my peas out.
Oh my gosh freestyle fucking Monday you already know what the fuck it is
you know what the time it is so many bars open on a fucking Monday the bars
open open you already know how I'm about to get on this being fucking care
You know, that's it.
No way to nigga finna do.
Yeah.
Hey, watch how I nigga get down.
Watch how I nigga get active.
Hey, okay.
So many bars.
I got so many bars I can't stop.
They just keep coming off the top of the dome.
Hold on.
Hey.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, watch how I nigga get on this shit though.
Yeah.
So you're still on the main screen.
You're still on the menu screen.
Okay.
Yeah, you can copy and paste on this bitch
Copy and pasting a freestyle. That's not a freestyle
Chris
I
Rage said it slipped out what does that mean?
I
Mean this bitch, I'm in a fucking bitch
You could ever
Oh my gosh rage rage isn't chat he said slipped out
What does that mean where's the best?
What why I say huh oh there we go
Oh yeah kind of want that now we're talking
Yeah, I'm gonna see what who was on NST timing or just Cinderella?
Uh oh.
No, I'm in.
I'm the first one here.
Of course.
I expect that out of you.
Okay.
Well, okay.
Well, I expect I expect that out of you.
But why do you expect it out of me?
You know why?
Well, I would like, I would like you to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on, you know.
Also, wait, also, where did QT come from?
Like QT Cinderella, where did that name come from?
I'm a QT pie.
He's my favorite.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Turn around and cry.
Oh, it's freestyle Sunday.
Turn around and cry.
Yeah, turn around and cry.
Hi.
Turn around and cry.
Yeah.
Yeah, turn around and cry.
Turn around and cry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been sad every single day.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been sad every single day, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been sad every single day, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, when I'm gonna be happy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, there's Tommy Papi, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, he get really happy, huh, huh, huh.
When she see me right now, but when I see her,
I said get sad, huh, and turn it around and cry.
And turn it around and die.
I got the clock up on my side, huh.
of that. It's actually terrible.
I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to do anything anymore
I don't want to do anything anymore
Oh my gosh cutesy we all make a time in oh my gosh. We all make a time in a good time
We never want time never all in time. Oh my gosh. I feel it's just that my spine
I say oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I oh my gosh. I just hope that we come back. Yeah
Oh my gosh, turn around and die. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I said, I said bitch turn around and die.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I said whoa. Whoa. Hey turn around and quiet. Yeah bitch stop playing with a nigga.
Yeah, stop playing with a nigga.
Yeah, I'm sitting around a guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm sitting around a guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, god damn it.
Damn, where the fuck is my nigga's at, bro?
I'm alive, good job. That was really good.
Why my booty hole is?
I feel like you need this pee, bro.
I feel like you let a little shit come out of it.
No, no, no.
I
Go I slipped out it's lived I go I knew I knew
I'm keeping a bean
30 I need to use one more what white I'm not gonna count. Oh, you did miss out on freestyle Monday. Unfortunately
Yo, keep he was
Yeah, I do it a lot wait can you buy me to love it or do you have the code?
Yeah, freeze that freeze that freeze that
You have the code?
What you got to do is click the code, that's in the discord and then go online and then
do the code.
Why we didn't hear it though?
Oh, I got to rub my butt.
Oh, damn, but my chat had a fuck.
Yeah, but you know, you should share it with your friends, so.
Cuting your asses for too much
follow my time at five
Sorry, I'm just trying to bond
No, that's an old one that's
that when I sat down no cap I knew it bro oh yeah oh fastest day 15 time yo we
gotta go crazy today no you gotta go crazy bro I know us as a whole the word
team okay you heard that don't say you heard that the four letter word what
I said I said we as a team team and everything you did the other day was not teamwork at all
game every team that forms together they're not gonna be dropping game five five game winning
sheets bro yeah this isn't the freaking 1997 jazz oh yeah I know stopped in him alone
Oh, okay. Hey, you know stocking in Malone, uh, uh, Dante.
Dante, you know stocking in Malone?
You know Malone is stocking?
Dante, you know Malone is stocking? Stocking in Malone?
Yeah, yeah, Chris, I ain't got a lot, I ain't got a lot.
Dante got no ball knowledge.
He thinks basketball is the most boring sport of all time.
Yeah, that's fucking drunk. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard.
He's a fucking loser. He's a fucking loser.
Yeah, bro that's lame as shet
You the fucking crumb, what?
Chris, call him a crumb, he's a fucking crumb nigga
Uh, uh, uh, hey, don't say uh
You're a fucking crumb, bro
I didn't say that about you
Call him a fucking crumb, nigga
Basketball is a fucking sport
He's dissing you
Who's dissing?
Wait, hold on
He's freestyle mundane on his stream
What? That's my thing
I'm sorry
All right, wait, do you remember how to play Chris?
Come on
Missing my dildo. Do I need a dildo for this shit?
Leave him a nigga compi
Let's get compi
Let's get compi. What was my trip before?
Oh, that's a bad drip
I saw the freaking map I wanted to get the beater what beater does the beater yeah
Beater is there a beater what the fuck what the fuck what did I do what
Yo, what's happening
What the fuck any do shit what happened yo, what's going on what happened?
I have no no no raise raise what happened what did I even do wait what happened?
What happened? Oh, I think he fucked up with the Duke thing, man. I think that's what happened. What was what?
not a precedent bro this is the wait with the Duke thing yeah exposed Duke
the Duke files yeah yeah he fucked up bro what happened they say they say and
he bought the drop you for exposing some I don't know
damn bro I didn't I didn't know I had Duke
I
Okay, what's the like not easy as but like you know a little warm-up I mean
We did hot dogs, right?
simplest one
Let's do
You can do your yellow breakfast. Let's do breakfast
It's a really easy. Let me go. I'm about to go people quick two seconds gg or what about burgers?
What are burgers burgers are you not being bruh?
What's it doing? How do you know you're gonna hold it?
I'm gonna hold it. I'm not gonna I already know these. I get I get I get I get a hold I get a hold it
Wait, do you do you do you like shake your shit, or do you dab it with what tell a baby? I
jump up and down in place
And then
What what what you jump up down pays your shit go fling and the piss at your lip. What are you peeling your lip?
Nah, usually I've had a downward trajectory so far. No, but if it when it slaps up and hits your belly
It's gonna fly up in here's your fucking lip. You know, you're salty
Give me a second Chris is currently dissing me right now. Oh boy. We've got drama on freestyle Monday everybody
Drama on freestyle Monday
What the fuck is going on bro?
I can not fuck with that thing!
Hey!
Any time I see you do some videos, I hate it this way!
I say damn this!
I don't even want to decide!
Oh my god, so many fucking bugs!
What is on my screen chat?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell was that bro?
What did you do to Dante?
What did you do to Chris?
I said finish me.
I didn't do anything.
You was pissing, Chris?
W-pissed.
I heard that.
Now let's go.
Get in here.
Let's start our shift.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, one second.
One second.
I gotta do something.
One second.
I gotta do the thing.
I'm in it.
Now I'm back, y'all.
Let's go.
Goal!
What's the word?
Oh, kids, what are you doing?
I'm- I'm so friggin'
YOU MADDY!
I'm so friggin' mad, I'm so friggin' mad
I did!
I did! I did!
I did!
I'm spinning back
Bitch, I'm spinning back
With my voice high
My vocals fucked
But I don't give a fuck
Chris is gettin' touched, nigga!
Fuck Chris, fuck Chris
Fuck his kids
Fuck Chris, fuck Chris
In his whole damn plan
When I walk through, I'm the really main man
I don't give a fuck about him and his fans
Fuck Chris, if I see you then it's up
And it's stuck, nigga, really had enough
I'm a really good buff and you really lost your luck
Nigga, when I see you call my bluff
One to the jaw, I'ma switch southpaw
Then hit you in your chin, then I kick you in your rent
Nigga that's your ass put up in your ass. I'ma spin and break the glass fuck all you and do the dash bitch
Fuck Chris fuck Chris fuck Chris and his crew fuck Chris fuck Chris fuck Chris and his crew fuck Chris fuck Chris fuck Chris fuck Chris and his crew
Fuck Chris and his crew fuck Chris
Bitch I do what I do
Not in the booth bitch I'm out in the streets spitting the truth
They said fuck the streets.
Not if I got something to say about a nigga.
Cause I'm sliding my rod.
I got four of all my guys.
And we chillin on the side.
And we got the K inside.
And we really pulled out that K.
And I'mma really let that spray.
One to the neck, one to the shoulder, one to the wrist.
One like a boulder, hit like a boulder.
And it keep rollin.
I don't care.
I'm in a Toyota.
And that shit red.
And that shit dark outside.
Bitch, I wait till it's night outside.
Midnight.
How they like a wolf?
Is that nigga dodged a book, bitch?
Son of a bitch? Fuck Chris, bitch.
Yo, Chris! Chris! Chris!
Like, Chris, miss.
What are you- what's wrong with my-
Like, my wrist, bitch.
Okay. Yo, yo, let's- let's- let's start this.
Yeah, let's start. Let's start this shit.
Right, right.
I'm back now, ready?
Let's start this shit.
Yeah, let's start this shit.
Let's start.
I hear it, I'm in.
I've got everything down.
Okay.
I'm ready.
I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.
One second.
I'm sorry.
Let me move my phone real quick.
I know I sound like Duda, that's what I love about Duda
You know how to handle stupid, when I am up I'ma do this, dude
I like how brains are Duda
we keep this fighting we're using all of our words instead of playing games and being nerds
and I just don't know what you need to do cause it reminds me of growing up in my house
getting down and I am sad
I'm a freckin' boomer
No fucks gonna take me down the phone
I'm a freckin' boomer
We're going to be ready.
So, yo, you hear it?
Guys, guys, coach is right.
Yo, yo, hello.
Yeah, are you done getting your phone charger
bathroom break thing?
I'm ready whenever you want.
I'm ready.
I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm standing in the thing already, bro.
Yeah, I'm like over here.
Oh, is Chris still getting his phone charger?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. Yeah. How are you doing?
You got your charger, Chris?
Hello? Everybody here?
Yeah, we're good.
We're all here.
That's your phone charger?
I think the game's all here.
Yeah, I got my phone charger.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Yeah, we're good.
We got everything good now.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, wait. We didn't decide what we're cooking.
Wait.
Burgers.
Oh, yeah. We got to switch it up this time.
Wait, hold on, bro.
Burgers going to be easier than hot dogs.
Huh?
Yeah, he's blue.
You're the blue one, right?
Burgers are easier than hot dogs.
Fuck out of here.
No, let me talk to you, bro.
Fuck off, it's me, bitch of shit.
Hey, you blue bitch, when I see you, my face ish.
I'ma smack you with my left wrist.
You blue, just like a blue waffle.
So you stink just like a pussy-do.
You see the turkey on my head?
I'ma eat you, like the turkey-do.
Cause you nothing but a meal, bitch.
That shit was weak as fuck, you stupid bitch-eyes red.
Hey, look, bitch, when I see you, I turn red.
nigga every time I get around you nervous like you turned red nigga I say damn I
want to really get on red dead redemption nigga play that shit for hours
afterwards I smack you up for hours and hours and hours nigga I don't fuck with
you nigga just like Austin Powers nigga nigga I hope every time I'm on this shit
I devour nigga nigga I stand over you like a wet like a wimpy a tower nigga
I stand at 6-1. When I stand on my money, I'm Wimby feet, nigga.
Okay.
Hey, hey, when I see you, I'ma choke you out till you turn blue.
Ooh, okay.
Bit, I can't stand you. When I see you, I'ma step on your shoes.
Fuck you. I'ma chew on you like a blue chew.
Who?
It's you. Somebody find a clue. Like it's blues, clues.
Better watch your mouth when you talk to me, cause I really do fools.
And when I say I do, fools, I mean I sneak em.
Bitch, you think I'm playing trot me?
That's your token, bitch.
And the game can't be replayed.
There are no saves.
When I say it, I say it, and I say it to your face.
Not behind your back.
I'm a beat you purple and black and blue, nigga.
Hey, do you know what?
When I see you, it's gonna be a whole lot of red after.
It's gonna be a whole lot of red after fucking clock.
Nigga after we clock out. I'm gonna fucking pull out my cock out lamb
Then after that pull out my clock out every time I say damn nigga tiktok
I think that time is out nigga. It's over for you. It's done putting you on the ground six feet below
Yeah, nigga. This is how we do this is how we doze nigga. Yo, I be silent nigga
See me nigga. They know I'm gonna make a sound cloud career you you can't be a sound cloud rapper nigga
And only can I nigga?
Fuck you bitch. Yeah, nigga
You have to hate you up, nigga.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, nigga.
We all got you.
Yeah, me.
Oh, we were all, oh, shit.
Oh.
Who was better?
Yeah.
Um, well, you know what, I, hey, I just see you two
flirting, and I know deep down you're actually
hurting, and so me, I'm self-hurting.
Oh, why are you coming now?
For me?
No, we're just going to put that up the hell, no.
Hey, I'm not doing the wedding.
This one, nigga, is too hot.
Oh.
Let's do the burgers.
Bro, let's settle this in the restaurant. Okay, Chris cuz I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest
Dante might have cooked you
Well, hold on that who had the wemby bar the wemby bar about it cooked the whole thing though
Yeah, I mean me. I bet that webby bar was tough though G
Hey, that's a win. You heard a wimpy bar. Let me say that web me a tower
That was cute little bar. I adore you
I know I think we might be easy though, right, right, right? Okay. Um, the problem is is we're doing pies
I
Don't even know what the fucking meat pie is you put
Like I need this job and bosses if boss is tripping about this shit, I mean I gotta do
Listen our boss is white this is white people food game. I never heard about no
But it might be a delicacy on for them
Maybe have a meat boss
I
I'm sure if you guys knew this um and so I wanted to come clean um guys yes
I'm white
You white yeah, I know I don't give that vibe
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
What?
That's the scene.
Yo, she's, yeah, yeah, she could for something.
What, she retarded?
Did you see anything we couldn't sell?
She fucking turns and she turns red when she's embarrassed.
Like, we do that again.
She's got the things.
She's got the, you know, the African, like, like half,
like half black, half white.
I don't know what she thought, but she got to be shooting.
She ain't got no, you feeling all right?
All right, come on.
Come on, let's get it.
Let's do it, boss.
I pulled the layover boss.
The layover's caught.
Let's get up in there.
So, who is serving?
I'm like, oh, this is super close.
Don't tell me it's called World Purpose Sovereignty.
He's a people person.
I'm serving.
Yeah, I'm good at the serving.
Yeah, I'm a people person.
Hold on.
I'm serving, though.
Look at my body, though.
I'm serving.
Chris, Chris, you heard her?
You're doing the fucking dishes.
You're going to grab the dirty dish from here
and you're going to wash it here.
I'm going to look at her, bro.
Look at her.
Oh, no one.
Bro, no one looks at the fucking, this one.
And then, and then,
at the end of the summer.
What you have to, what you gotta do is just grab the dishes, bro.
And then, Rage and I are gonna put the pies right here
for you to grab, Dante.
Yes.
Okay, back, yes.
I ain't gonna lie, Dante, it's not even gonna be
a lot of niggas coming to eat some fucking pies.
Bro, what's the matter, bro?
Come on, bro.
Hey, you don't need our restaurant.
We gotta name it.
We gotta name it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, okay, me pie.
Ooh, nice a bowl.
Nice a bowl?
Yeah, like meat, like they think it's a, it goes, yeah.
They're running.
Okay.
You guys ready?
Yes.
Okay, I'm ready.
Wait, wait, wait.
Before I run it, what am I gonna have to like?
What do I call it?
You have to chop the meat and chop it up.
I have to chop it?
What do I chop there?
You just put it on a table and interact with it.
And I chop it?
I pick it up and chop it?
And then we combine it, we can grab flour
and we beat up the flour and then we combine those two
and mix it up.
What?
That's overly.
You got to beat up the meat.
Where do I beat the flour at?
Just on a table.
All right, Beth, let's run it.
Beat that.
Let's beat that shit up.
Let's beat that thing.
What is that over there?
Help!
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
How did you do that?
What is that?
Help!
What the fuck are you?
What are you doing?
Oh
Okay, we're good
Curse you look curse like for Jesus who kaisen
Did you actually
Okay, fresh Y for K triangle triangle
It's raining?
Oh no.
Judy, what do I do?
Wait, what do I do?
What do I do?
Oh, should I do this?
Anybody want to come and get you?
Come outside.
Come inside.
We got something.
Wait.
I got a big game.
What?
It's just a line to make a pie!
Get your pie! Get your pie!
We got some dig!
What? You can't sit at this table?
Come on, dig! Get some dig!
Get my side! Get some dig!
Is this the pie? Is this it?
No, move! Move! Get some dig!
I don't know how to make it!
You don't know how to make it!
Get my table!
Oh my god! I didn't make my right!
The first one!
I guess I'm dead cuz he gets a dick
Get the dick
So we know how to make a pie real quick. Okay, okay, but yeah, I'm not a big fucking dip on bro
Yes, yes, I already told you yes bitch ass. I go what a fuck why we all blue. Okay, we already all red
So to make a pie
This? And I think I cut it first.
There's cats! There's cats!
Those hard cats are impractical.
Then what do I do with this?
I put it on there.
It doesn't work, huh?
Alright, one food.
So then that's so good, I think.
What do I got?
Yeah, I'm gonna give it.
Why am I making like cat food or something?
Okay, so that's it.
You put on there now?
Oh, we don't chop. It's an unchop steak.
Oh, wait.
Wait, what?
It's not cooked.
You gave raw...
Oh
And then
Let's see I
Gotta go twice or is it good like this?
Good like this. Yeah, oh we're calm
So it's shot this up into there wait this can't even okay, there we go
now yes I'm ready no guess I'm dead I guess I did get an oven dead oven dead
oven this is a little I'm not gonna lie like
I hit triangle I hit trying to make it try it's not me Chris I'm good wait
It's Dante, it's one of the squares.
I hit it, oh, okay, it was me, yeah.
Ah, it's ready.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chop up dick, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, hold on, I'ma change my color.
Try it a little bit.
I'll be right back.
No, no.
Stay your ass here, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm the one with the chicken head.
Well, I guess that doesn't matter with the radio.
I just read it out, that was me.
That was me that just read it out, watch.
I'm ready in a ready episode.
I'm ready to serve dick.
Waffle pin.
Try it, go, try it, go, try it.
I'm ready to have some triangle.
Oh, shoot.
You just, you just, what is happening?
Let's get it.
Okay, we got it.
All right, here we go.
And we need some light, some black music in there too.
Hey, we're gonna dig, go get the dig,
sit down and get to a dig.
We need bigger walkways.
Dig, we're gonna dig, we have a lot to offer.
We have to lot to offer, just pull up, pull up,
pull up, pull up.
Anybody want to come, anybody want to come out?
Making some dig, making some dig,
making some dig, making some dig,
making some dig, making some dig.
What is the down a plate?
How you doing?
Getting all of them getting all of them.
You guys have a lot of like
I know you might be looking at the name like
Dude that's crazy right?
What? What do you do?
Basically dude, we have meat pies
What?
Getting all of them getting all of them
Friends you're supposed to be in here watching this
You're supposed to be in here watching this but now it's fine I got it
Hold on don't make it
Get ready to the Parade.
Two dead pies ready.
That's the meat right here for you QT.
Clean it up.
You gotta be turning the loader.
You're coming side dead.
Run it dead off, and dead off, and dead off, and dead cooking, dead cooking.
Clean it off.
Check it out, get ready, get ready, get ready.
Get on the plate, get on the plate, get on the plate.
Get on the plate.
Let's get it.
Not bad.
Com, com, com, com, com, com, com, com.
Yeah, we come, we come.
We fix, fix, fix, fix.
No, we come.
That's good, that's good, we have good comms that round.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
I like that.
Judy, get our upgrades, have it up for us.
Whoa.
Yeah, we need a table for sure.
Yeah, low Q, yeah, high Q, we need a table.
Yeah.
No, we need more, walk away.
Wait, oh, another table for customers.
I mean, we need a photo booth.
So they come out of the booth.
Fucking photo party
I go lie this restaurant smallest fuck chef
Small restaurant. Yeah, we're yeah, how do we know what it's like? We need a bigger space
We can't it's always so we're fucking crumbs. We're broke. Yeah, but we're gonna do them. I was the other one so much bigger
We just got a bad seed
I
Yeah, on the other hand.
Excuse me, how you doing? Welcome to D.
Get on a plate? Get on a plate, get on a plate.
Welcome to D.
There we go.
Eat the food, eat the food, eat the food.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Clean out it.
Clean it, clean it.
Clean out that plate center but down it.
Be sure there's no dick crumbs on the floor,
be sure there's no dick crumbs on the floor.
That's good.
Clean the dick cross, clean the dick cross.
Yo, he's not eating the food!
Put it in his fucking throat, put it in his fucking throat!
Put it in his fucking throat!
What the fuck?
It's not on a plate!
Wait, what?
You need it in these on a plate!
Yo, it's so hard to tell when it's on a plate sometimes.
Ha ha ha.
Yo, sometimes it looks like it's on a plate, but it's not on the plate.
Don't tell me it's cumbul pulp!
What the fuck happened?
Come on.
I did watch my dishes, bro.
You watch this bro. I watched all your videos dude.
I'm living up to this.
It's because of the dip on it, it's because of the dip on it.
Alright we gotta read it.
Come on let's get this right bro.
This is easy.
Ready up, ready up.
Okay.
What happened?
What happened now?
The pie has to be, the pie is not on a full.
Okay I got it, I got it.
I got it.
I think it was cutie.
No, it was.
No focus.
It's very clear.
It was not me.
Yeah I got mad hate talking right now huh?
That's a garious of shit though.
Wait is this the same day or is this the first day?
We're on day two
I got you
He needs a plate, Chris, that needs a plate!
KLEIN NEED FUCKING PLATES!
Okay, get back to the- wait, get back to the person at the table!
At the table, at the table, at the table, nice, good save, okay, good save.
Hey, call my dad, oh, hey, call my dad, oh, wait, what the fuck, what do you want, the fuck is taking me?
What are you doing in the corner?
Chris, don't take his order unless you have the pl-
Oh, good.
KLEIN, that's fucking plates!
Why is it taking me-
He's walking out!
Come on!
This man's saving us, come on!
We got it.
Come back out of the-
Oh my god.
What was that Chris? It feels like you work at a competitor
Which you mean?
You came from our ops and then are you just gonna fuck us you're trying to fuck us right now, bro
And I have a boyfriend. Oh
Well, what does that mean? What are you talking about? Like we're not we okay? Look y'all I
What do I do wrong?
All right, you didn't do any of your dishes.
I didn't do dishes though.
What?
You did some dishes.
No, no, no, you didn't do no dishes, gang.
You didn't do no dishes, bro.
It was my deal.
You went puttin' fun, man.
No, no, no, Chris.
Chris, I saw you put dead in the sink.
You put dead in the sink, gang.
I see it.
You walked through the outside for what?
You served the soapy dick.
OK, I took gas.
Yes, I took some dead outside.
So a customer could smell that dick and be like, yo,
I want to go inside and get the dick.
Okay Chris when you when you were panicking I see you drop dead in the same
Why are you what you doing dropping dead in the same that you definitely put it in the same
Well you put it in the sink why would you put it on the counter?
Yeah, yeah Chris Chris are you working for Paul? Are you working for Paul Chris?
They're working for parking that work for dinner right now, bro. You sabotage her, bro
Are you working for a game come here come on Chris come on side all this stuff keep popping up on my
standing in front of it
No, she's gonna talk about us at home intentionally doing this are you intentionally doing this?
You don't
Hey
Do you want to work for debt or not bro, we need this cash flow nigga
You can serve the food how about that
It's a hard task though Christopher is hard
So but don't say you know switch roles, you know, and you know once I become a server I now officially make more than you
Okay, let's see how long that position last wait hold on
Same tech you you make four seventy five less
Ready, I don't
Y'all to wish y'all gonna listen to me though. I'm the fucking chef
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
What'd you all bring? What'd you all bring? What'd you all bring?
I got some plates. Look at them.
Oh, we need a flower pot.
Oh, we got more plates. Take God.
Chris has made a decision that he's going to be serving the food.
Yeah, he's a server.
All right. Well, we'll see about that.
I said the same thing.
Hey, welcome to D.
Welcome to D. Welcome to D.
Come take a seat. Come take a seat. Come take an order.
Where would you like to order?
Hey, they would like to D.
They would like some D.
I'm gonna take it out of the oven, I got you.
The food's here.
Put the jail on it, put the jail on it, Tucci.
I would've waited until the other one came.
Please, you gotta wait until the other one comes.
What are you doing?
No, no, that's raw tea, that's raw tea.
That's raw tea!
Oh my gosh.
I literally just saved that.
Oh my gosh, I got it.
to you hello what's duty coming for today cleaning dishes cleaning dishes leave it
out cutie I'll cook oh my god he's like there's literally a guy here just
waiting to be served yeah there you go yeah yeah I already gave him the food
Like
Our dishes being washed our dishes being washed
Oh my god
Just grab it. Just grab it.
Wait, that's a clean one.
Make them all deal well.
Make them all...
Is everything clear?
Everything's okay.
Yo, deal well ready.
Deal well ready.
There's semen on my kitchen.
There's semen on my kitchen floors.
Please get the semen.
Come on.
That's my job, dude.
Okay, hold on.
Get that semen.
Hurry.
Grab the mic.
I'm out of here.
Deal well ready.
I'm out of here.
Deal well ready.
Chris, Chris, can I go back to serving now?
Robby, dude, it's not down on the floor.
I had to save you three times.
There were three festivals that were on the verge of leaving.
Where's the first one? Where's the first one?
One in the top corner table, too.
Chris, slow down. Chris, is it too much dip for you, gang?
Is it too much dip?
It's entirely too much dip for him. He can't take it.
How much dip can you take, Renegade?
How much dip can you take?
I give you little dick it's too little. I give you too much dick it's too much and we can't find other dick that you take nigga. Tell me what you want. Tell me.
I've been there Chris don't worry.
Remember you asked him you you wanted to get the dick bruh. You wanted to get the dick.
He said not only that you wanted to serve the dick. Now where you serving dick you're serving dick.
You're conserving the dick. You're conserving the dick. You're conserving it. You gotta give it up. Go.
So you saying I'm not distributing the dick and a good ass christening flag.
At all. At all bro. I gotta come up out my way to get dick.
No, I'm not gonna lie. John Tate was a good was an efficient disserver. You know what I'm saying?
He was serving that efficient day. I'm giving out last minute day
Hey, you say he's efficient what if I'm about a volume day like I did volume day like volume or value
Okay, what was the reason why we just got fired just now or we just got a bad day. What happened there?
what happened is there was a dirty plate right here that needed to be taken
off say that's you
oh yeah yeah yeah no no because you're not giving out the day there's just
fucking tables full of plates that should be off the table so that I can place
down other plates so that I can watch the dirty ones so maybe if the day was
distributed out properly than I would have clean dishes.
Are we clear?
Can I talk to you, bro?
Like, did you read me back?
Okay, yeah, okay.
Alright, maybe...
Oh, maybe, like, like, this wash is serving on my thing.
That's why I was, like, wrapping it with kind of my thing,
but what if...
Oh my...
I think I could cook.
What?
No!
Yo, yo, Christopher, Christopher, Christopher, yo,
you're supposed to be a fucking chef, bro.
Get that bro, you're gonna be fucking employing them
off again, paying way more than us, bro.
That's why you want that shit.
Yes, nigga, I want my fucking cheese, yes I do.
But at the same time, it's hard work,
because you can't even watch no fucking thing.
You can't be a dishwasher, nigga.
So what you trying to say?
What you trying to do with this shit, bro?
Tell me.
About how about, I cut the grass, I do,
I cut the grass.
No, that's not, that's not,
Come on, come on, come on.
The Mexican nigga's already done that shit.
I'm ready.
Come on.
Let me cut the grass.
No, you can't.
You're fucking crying.
Get in the fucking restaurant.
Let's go.
OK, here we go.
I'm ready.
We can't.
I got my corner back, so that's all I really needed.
Oh, you need an umbrella?
Welcome to the deal.
We're waiting for you.
I'm doing everything.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm just going to do everything.
Oh bro, that's it.
That's what you were waiting for.
You might win and play the muck right there.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
Chris is wrong!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
My kitchen!
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right up to you in a second.
We got your order coming right up.
So if you can just be a little patient.
All right?
Sir, number one on the right,
he wants to cook it.
Chris, you got to leave it.
Okay, he's coming soon.
Let me know in that order.
What do you need me to do, Dante?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You put that in the oven.
Chris?
What is this person need? I don't know how to do this job. What do I do here Dante? I'm a clean. I'm a clean.
Just grab the food, put it in here Square. Or whatever buttons for you.
Okay, garlic, Chris, get started.
Hey, there's a dip in there.
Hey, get that dip.
Hey, another dip.
You guys are enjoying that?
So when it goes like that, that's when it's done.
Does he need a square?
What does this mean right here? What does the bill mean?
Square.
We got them in we got them in we don't have any freaking
Chris Chris there was no dits being made bro. You're putting meat
High makes it the day.
Like, because if you have the meat, right?
Yeah, you have to put the meat in it, yep.
Chris, what if you just clean the floors, like,
and that's all you gotta do?
I think you're actually with surprise.
Let's do it!
Yeah, let's do it!
Yeah, Chris, clean the floors, that's awesome!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, you just clean the floors,
you don't gotta wear out nothing else.
Okay!
I'm excited!
That'd be awesome!
What can it do?
I
Okay, yeah, yeah, you fucking better be bitch. Yo customer service customer service
Slowdown on the disc
Oh, no a mess on the floor Chris. Oh
Oh no, I can't, Chris!
No, buddy!
Chris, get the mess!
Oh no, it's a mess on the floor!
Hey look!
You can do this!
No, you do that shit on the floor on purpose!
Bro, fuck that nigga, bro!
I can't stand it!
You're gonna die!
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna make a mess on the floor?
Like the last time?
We got mad dick!
Ready to go!
We got mad dick!
Ready to go!
That's good!
I like that!
Yeah!
So fucked up, bro!
I got to do it again!
There we go!
Oh! Clean the fucking floor!
Good!
Clean the floor whenever you get a fan, bro, whenever you can. Clean the floor for me.
I got you, I got you.
When I'm feeling like I'm about to do it.
Okay, Chris, there's also dirty dishes.
Yeah, there's some dirty dishes, but don't worry about it. I'll clean it. Just get the floor if you can.
Mads, get ready! Mads, get ready!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why is there a plant here?
It comes with dirt water, it comes with dirt.
There's a plant here. Good day. Good day.
Come on, come on.
Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
Get on the fucking floor. I mean, fucking piss, all right?
There you go.
Clean up my fucking semen, Chris. Clean my semen.
Yeah, if you could just clean the shit on the floor,
that's all I ask for you to do at the start.
That's all you got to do, literally.
Okay, I'll get this done.
Yeah, no, no, no. Not talking.
I got it. I got it.
Yeah, so you're grabbing dirty plates,
what all you got to do is just clean the floor.
Yeah, whenever you get a chance, just clean the floor.
You don't got to worry about nothing else.
We did it. We did it.
Our first star.
Oh.
So quick like managerial lecture here.
So after this first star,
if we lose, we lose.
We don't get a second life. We're done.
What?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So if we lose this,
we start from day one.
GG. GG.
Actually locking. Locking. No cap.
Okay, Chris, just okay, to add apple pies or morning rush morning rush morning rush morning rush, okay, so everyone's got a boat
morning rush. I'm already here. I'm here. Go right. Go right side. Go right.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, hold on, Chris.
Chris, go right whenever you're ready. Right is your right hand.
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Oh, this whatever right with that's right. No, no, you like this game
Yeah, I'm gonna get more customers to rush in to get more day when we could get more customers
They can not only have savory day, but they did get some sweet day
You can't even make our main dish. Yeah
You can't handle the first type of day. You can't handle the main day. How do you know handle side dick to game?
You can't handle side
just come to the right morning rush brah yes then you get a great customer is
Chris in the morning yeah more day for everybody all right everybody got a
right cutie I mean who's left I'm here let's try one one guy who's just you
know come to the right right I can't agree with that bro like
Oh my god, Chris just fucking do it. Please please don't to the right
All right, let's get some of great remember all you got do is just worry about the floor my brother
Hey brother
Okay, this is an important day for us the day is to be coming at tremendous speeds today, okay
You cannot fold if you do that they were fired. We are fired here. Did you hear it's supposed to be a secret shopper today?
Oh
Like it's like it's like a like a undercover fucking man. It's like it's like some of that like like a
You're gonna get cutie in trouble if you're not on your peas and cubes nigga the health inspector gang
And you can't have that semen and dick crumbs on the floor
If anybody's got to worry about this fucking circuit guy, it's you I'm just gonna say that okay, so let's lock it
I'm gonna
Keep talking to the aid
I feel like you talk to the customers and they're like very rude man. I feel like you can tell me now me
Yes, me. Yes. Yeah, you literally crashed outside of the restaurant. By the way
What's your brain Chris you're just gonna stay out there real quick, okay?
Push why or yep, there we go
wait
Why why you tell me come outside?
Can you fix the flowers
Can you count how many flowers out there?
Click try what you do with a click right?
Ready flowers all the day started great
They started
Let me put out a play. Let me put out a play. Let me put out a play.
Oh, there's Auckland.
Oh, it's not on a play. It's not on a play.
That's awesome. That's great.
Okay. Welcome to D. Welcome to D.
Good job counting the flowers, Chris. Good job.
Good job. Good job.
Are you the secret?
Are you the secret shopper? Huh?
Are you the guy?
Nah, you're talking to play it all, bro.
Good job, Chris.
Let's get that one. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell.
Right. Enjoy that. Enjoy that.
Matt, dead on the plates. Matt, dead on the plates.
Matt, dead on the plate.
Hey, you see this plate right here?
You see this plate? This is right.
Come on, you stupid little boy.
You come in here, you hear it.
Go ahead.
Flow state, flow state, get it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Flow state, get it right now.
Yes, get it right there.
Right
I'm gonna clean the jail for four!
I'm gonna clean down, okay?
No, I'm just trying to grab the 30th one point.
Grab the 30th one point!
No, no, no, no, bro, you're not getting shit.
Ah, okay, okay.
Fuck that, bro.
I was about to clean jail for four,
and you're trying to get under.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Are we good?
Seaman, Seaman, Seaman, Seaman.
Seaman, Seaman, Seaman.
We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
Dick, I'm gonna move!
I need one more! I need one more!
You didn't! It's just happening in the chat!
The mad dirty place! Mad dirty place!
It's just happening! It's just a fuck-up!
Okay, you ready?
Okay, man. Just split.
Right! We're gonna dare! We're gonna dare!
We're gonna see each other in half-time!
We're gonna dare! We're gonna dare!
Please! We're gonna dare!
I can't move! I can't move!
Making a dent, making dent on him!
Joe, Joe, right, right, right!
Okay, I, I, I, I, I, I can, I can move.
Here's the second one, there.
Yeah, here's the second one.
You good, you good, you good, you good.
That big ass shit. Alright, put it right down.
You good? We got one more dent right if we need to.
Clean my seatbelt, clean my seatbelt.
Enjoy!
Good shit. Good shit!
That, that worked, that was nice.
That worked out so well, wonder why.
Oh, I want to say something. Yeah, but it was dead on the floor in the kitchen, but guess what?
No one picked it up. Why is that? Can we have a conversation about that?
Chris, why are you worried about why are you worried about what's going on in the kitchen?
Yeah, you can't access it. It doesn't affect you literally like Johnson. Can you say my stuff for me, please?
I will gladly
Yeah, you guys go out there fuck that bullshit
Notice how much more efficient we were without that motherfucker interrupt getting in between this game
Crazy
We did so much better without you in the kitchen. I say, you know, he looked he blocked off the kitchen
So you couldn't get in bro. Did you beat that? I
Notice that's weird. I was saying that's weird, but you're trying to like move shit. You feel me but me
I don't know. It's weird. Just weirdo
for that
Seven day if your brothers don't got you who do get it especially your co-workers your co-workers as opposed to have your back
You get I'm saying you work listen
Yeah, we're doing nine to five bro my nine to five is you you my family, bro
I appreciate that. Yeah, fuck that nigga down. We're working for a white man. They're slaving us for pennies. You understand that?
Real quick just real quick and we can start
Okay, I'm gonna be real with you like I know we don't really talk that much and I know we got off to a bad start, but
Something's not saying right with me though rage in there to do rage. He don't fuck with you at all
Like yeah, he was telling me like I hope this nigga gets fired like when that secret when the secret shopper comes up
He was like, I hope this thing get fired because I can't stand him. He's stupid. He's slow
He's something's wrong with him. He's a bitch
I got some fire shit
Yeah, you're that girl that you've been crushing on
I'm a color black truck for your ass. So it won't look like it's yours though
Yeah
That you think you do my job better than I could
Yeah
You don't just watch yourself, okay?
Oh, typical, typical.
Typical, typical, typical.
I wish we could do this.
Hey, I can't fuck with him.
That's why I'm way facing.
Oh, my boy!
Get it, let's get it!
It was good.
Was good, bro.
All right, I think we're ready to work, bro.
Yeah.
What, one second.
Wait, Chris, you said myself a minute real quick.
Chris?
Yeah, I showed it.
Yeah, yeah, I showed it.
Oh, problem.
How do you feel about our boss?
Did you think she looked like Trina's like slaves and shit?
Some slave work, bro. Some slavery. We work on our asses all week.
We clean up dead and semen for pennies.
Yeah, bro. And look, bro, and she knows we're going to be late to work every day.
And it's just like, it's like, bro, she, she's trying to keep giving up these nine to five.
She knows us in our time zone.
Hey, it's seven to five, bitch.
Why can't we find a money?
What am I saying? It's stupid as hell.
Hey.
Like work is
We need different time zone
Cinderella
They get it on it
Okay
I'm ready. I'm ready. We got a boss. We got an extra sink and we got an extra table out there
Nice. Oh my god. The sink was crucial. Oh
Yeah
and then we'll wait for your other dude.
I've been very free.
Oh my ear, my ear, my ear, itches.
Hold on, what's that?
Oh my ear, itches.
It's that ear.
No, not on the block, please.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm just not at you.
No, you're real free.
Three niggas coming!
Three niggas in the store!
Y'all not going away until I pick up your food.
I just fucking, I just, you know, these niggas is dissapeared.
I fucking need it.
I got these sink washes itself.
No way you just dropped that all on the floor and not the sick washes itself
Clean the dick wrong clean the dick crumbs
If you could mop out there Chris, it'd be helpful. Oh, yeah for sure. Can you get the fuck out the way?
Hey, you see me trying to clean up this building for it.
These niggas don't have no type of fucking manners.
Mad Jit ready, dude.
Mad Jit ready.
You see me trying to clean this thing, right?
I saw that.
He's going to push me in the corner, bro.
I'm not going to do it.
He's getting it out there.
I like it.
Mad Jit ready.
Mad Jit getting ready right now.
The table's criss-criss-clear those tables.
No, you see that nigga just pushing me in the corner?
Yeah, but there's people outside, Chris.
No freaking thing I'm not touching!
You hear me?
I'm taking you nigga!
Hold on bro, he just pushed me in the corner game.
Clean my fucking dishes!
No bro, hey, hey!
No fuck all that bro, I ate.
That's a lot of dishes.
I can't put this anywhere.
Go put it in the sink, go put it in the sink.
Make a mo dick.
I know we have a lot of dick.
Okay, make a magic for you are you gonna wait?
Okay, Chris put that in the sink nice good job Chris
Make it more dead beating up dead chopping up dead
Magic ready for you mad get ready for you
okay I'm making some for me now I'm making some for me yeah I'm hungry
let's get it I'm fucking going check
let's go boys
boss what's your pronouns boss
okay um she her we're gonna do exclusive
I will
I
Because then we make extra money
Broke it money we can get more items. Yeah, also. Why do we have a leak or something? Why is the floor always just so can what?
Yeah, that's a problem
I just moved cities and I went to this restaurant called it and the customer service was amazing
I was waiting in line and this guy kept telling me do you want some dick and he showed me some pie the food was good
Cheers to the chefs back there four stars. So what's the fuck?
You know
Like exclusive I think we go for exclusive
Yeah, I want to give the exclusive there focus on high standards, but we need that we need
that.
We need that.
Wait, how do we wait a long time for a destination or a shot?
Okay, that's actually good.
Wait, how do we how do we keep it exclusive though?
What do we got to do?
We just have to buy stuff.
What?
So, so with this, yeah, so just if you choose this, it's going to unlock a bunch
of decor.
So when we hit, yeah, let's give exclusivity there.
Chris, if you don't take your look, I'm gonna go for more dead.
No, you got to say, playing with Chris is like playing on the hardest difficulty.
Yes, bro.
That's not it's like, it's like putting it in the box.
It's like playing on new town playing the box, put them on veteran and
put a controller.
All right, what's the name of the wallpaper?
W all paper.
I don't like the wallpaper.
Ew, I don't like it.
Ew, that's not giving dead.
Oh wait that kind of gives them like that yo make y'all checker like that
and that was the pie we can only do one oh okay okay find something else that
goes with it no do the bone that is like a boner okay fuck it okay so we'll
have checker and ours that's good pbm calling
No, he's not nobody's calling me
Yes
Oh, yes, he was calling actually
Virus
What y'all beating off
No, we're making, we're not going to make a beat, you just say which beat is better.
What, what are you going to do that?
If there's a time, I'm going to be there, because right this second I can't, because I'm in a shift right now.
I'm probably in like 30, 45.
Got you, wait.
Back.
I bet.
Wait.
We could beat off together.
QT, you don't know how to beat that.
I know how to beat that.
Don't act like I don't know how to beat that.
I don't think that's a thing.
Why is it a trash can outside?
This the most like, look.
Also, like, what is this flower?
Like, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
That's what gives us the diamonds, see?
So they going to look at it and pay more?
Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
And if I walk in this, I'm walking out.
Well, I'm going to be real.
If I come in a restaurant called Dead,
and they got fucking bones.
Oh
We have beautiful paintings by the sink now
In the kitchen. What's up?
Diamonds. I love it
Why would you not put the paintings in the kitchen? I mean
Well, hold on this restaurant. We mattered this restaurant looks very calm
Yeah
It feels like what happens if dick dick juice gets on the walls and shit like gets on the foot and the crumbs gets all over
The pictures in the fine decor first will repair it. No, but I'm but what the fuck is this outside?
Okay, ready go
Try and go look triangle up triangle up. Yo, don't take this couple pull. Have you played cyberpunk?
Yeah, actually
I'm planning right now that she's gassed.
I can't wait to play tonight.
I have almost done.
Oh, really?
Yeah, pretty far.
I can't see.
I had sex in a fucking tank or something.
She was lit.
Oh, wow.
That's awesome.
You know what I'm talking about?
Lock it to there.
Make sure you leave us a five-star rating for that dick.
You know you'd like that.
Did you make a female character or a male?
Nigga, I made a nigga.
I never made a female character
You made your dream guy. No, that's cuz I don't know what women go to so I'm not gonna pretend to gang
I made me and they go over
No, I made myself I am my dream guy
Oh my god.
Dude, you got threats?
Yeah.
No.
You can sit here.
Haha.
Shout out to me, Anita.
Are they at the same thing?
Okay, let's get these clean dishes out of the area.
Okay, get that dirty table.
Dirty tables.
We got mad deer cooking, mad deer cooking.
Mad deer cooking.
I just need to play some games.
All these pieces of shit.
Yeah, we're good.
All you good.
There you go, sir.
Enjoy that.
Clean this plate up.
Don't forget to clean that plate up when you can.
Don't take his cobo.
Okay.
Don't forget to clean that plate up when you can, don't take your skull well.
I'll leave it right here close to you so you can drive.
Irving, Irving, Serving, Serving.
Keep serving, keep doing your little thug business.
Hold on, this is in the way.
All right.
Here.
Damn the floor, damn the floor, damn the floor, damn the floor.
You got to move these plates, all right?
Hold on.
You want to watch?
Are you going to watch that?
Yeah, I'm going to watch that.
I'm going to watch that, I'm going to watch that.
Can we get to know how to watch that?
All right, I'm going to take this plate.
Smack that.
All on the floor.
Smack that give me some more. Why is there more fucking dirty plates than anything?
Yeah, that's a problem. We have why is there more dirty place than clean place?
Yo feed these niggas we got food ready. Yeah, I'm working on it on okay
Stacking these plates taking these plates
You know what I'm saying? But, my brother is all good, hey, we got big coming for you.
That is everybody, that's all of our, that's everyone tonight. Good job.
Good job boys!
Put it back down, put it back down, put it back down!
Why are you sitting in the way?
Yo, no, no, put it down!
That's it?
It's not all of it, it's not all of it!
Play, play, play, play!
I need the, put that dig down!
Oh my god.
Oh, give, yeah, uh, grab it, put it on the plate.
Uh oh, yep, and keep it at the table, yep.
Do we need more? Do we need more? Is that good?
Woo! That's it, that's it. Good job everybody. Good job. Good job. Good job boys.
That's the end of the world. Let's go!
Oh man. We come, Jack. I got a lot. We're going to be the best employees out there.
Yeah, we're doing really good. What's the highest record for days?
Well, you go into overtime after, but if you beat, if you get to day 15, you like win.
Oh, we can do it.
Yeah, we can make it a day-to-day.
But a little almost there.
We can do instant service.
We've got to have some customers or without waiting.
Oh, fuck, instant service.
All right, instant service, yo.
You've got to lock in here, bro.
We can't add another thing, bro.
We ain't got a lot.
We're running out of room for plates and shit.
They'll sell out rage.
So they talking about, like, doodas?
Why you sell out, bro?
Saw this restaurant called it and wanted to try it out
But some waiter called me Chris called Chris kept harassing me and calling me names for spilling my food
We're not recommended if Chris is still working there
Well, well, that's what they say. I know yelp, bro. That's what they get
It's making his team fucking meetings, bro
I
Be there in a second guys
I'll do you talk about you
No, I got a problem with you, but you're talking crazy on they turn crazy on a yo, bro
Yeah, the reviews is getting crazy, bro, and they're they naming you else. They say in the autistic Chris nigga, bro
You didn't got autism for what we know. You say that in your in your in your
Appletation
You can check any fucking restaurant review. They're gonna get mad at the fucking dishwasher
Yeah, I think it's the first time I ever seen a review like everybody. Yeah, that's good
They're not fucking with yeah, we check the regal reviews and the google reviews that we get one stars
They love the restaurant and why do we think that is?
Maybe because he doesn't clean any of the dishes he yells it all the customers
He doesn't clean the floor and he hands out pies with no plate. I don't know. It could be a
various okay, so so as a team I think we should focus more
You're not safe. Cinderella. I see another yep review
I went to dick this morning and the service was horrible some guy kept screaming
Do you want dick then a white lady was screaming at this three black men basically like a slave bouncer when I was trying to eat
I
Out of five. I won't be coming one out of five. I won't be coming back terrible service
Are you sure that's Yelp and not a Twitter accusation?
No, that's that's the I maps reviews. That's the one I maps have a map. Okay. No, but really checks also
right
Anything about dancing?
No
Surprisingly not
Yeah, let me see. That's you in QT. I think we're carrying one with the glasses mad fine
Oh, if I could I would don't get me started. We'll be returning specifically for him
Oh my gosh, that's incredible Dante. Honestly, you've gotten a raise
That's awesome so
And so Dante if you could go inside for a second I just have to talk to these two. All right. Hey guys. Yes
so
We have a little bit of like a budget issue
We only have like a certain amount for payroll so unfortunately your guys is you're gonna get a bit of a just a reduction
Oh
$1 dollar
Good news smoke breaks are now covered by the company
Hello, I get it ready to go ready
Try go there we go. All right, let's go for a smoke break
What are you doing is that gas?
I'm fried
Yeah
I was in my smoke break. They say they're coming by company now
It's not fun
Yo, dip me already y'all boy hold on
Dip me
I'm in the middle of work
Hey Chris, we're gonna take another smoke break soon, gang
No need to worry about that shit
Okay, maybe
Everybody get the race
We need to get through today
Everybody get the race
Oh, lucky it Chris
Lucky it Chris
Smoke break
Oh, lucky it Chris
Yeah
Hey
We got a day on the plate we got day on the plate dick being cooked
Yeah, yeah, make sure the customers are dry the mad wet outside the dick making them wet
I
Can't even see there's so many people that what stuff I can't see who wants it. Yeah, that's fair
That's really hard to see right now
Ever to stop them for coming inside too many of y'all we need to be 21 an older than me Joe ID
I need your ID
Oh, my bad.
You got it, you got it.
Okay.
Wait, don't let the boy in, though.
I'm trying to slow him down.
That's all?
Yeah, don't tell him I need him.
They're gonna leave him and come back.
Get the dirty plate.
Tell him we just got to wait.
Get out ready, Eddie.
Hey, do you think we're warming up some dick?
Yeah, we're warming up some dick.
Oh, yeah.
Just take your time.
Okay, we need to take a break.
Oh, it's the dirty plate.
Let the rain shower you down.
Hey, I can't come in this bitch without me.
No, we need to go.
Sorry.
I
Nice one get ready to go nice one day ready to go
Get on a plate down a plate got some day on the plate press down a plate for a day on the plate
Clean up the semen clean up the semen
Yeah son, yeah son.
Dig, dig, dig.
Dip it warm, dip it warm.
5 4 3 2 1, get ready, down the plate, down the plate.
Down the plate?
Is that son?
One more, last dip being made, last dip being made.
Oh, you need some meat on that dip, you need some meat on that dip.
Oh you got some meat on it.
Hold on, don't do it yet.
Hold on.
Hey, dip, dip, dip, dip, we need a plate, we need a plate.
Plate on, down the plate, down the plate, down the plate.
Do we need more dip, do we need more dip?
Nice!
Good job!
Holy shit.
Yo Chris, what?
Oh my god, so I get my raise we get a race
That smoke very well come now smoke very well come
What the fuck
No, I don't know
All right, that's it. We should be no more of those
Yeah, I feel like I'm tweaking you don't look so good. I know I know we don't have we don't have sick time here
Do you have 401k benefits? No, you just got a raise. It feels like you're asking for a lot
I'm a lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in. Well, hold on. There's a new review on Google IMBD
I went to dick to give it another chance, but when I went there I saw two of the co-workers
That's how smoking right in front of the engines before I even had the chance to try out the food
I got smoke in my face and harassed yet again by the waiter called Chris the many ID for me if I could get
Zero stars if it wasn't for the handsome man in a turkey hat serving me
Well
I think I think cutie come here yeah Chris come here to dr. C inside stand
side yeah cutie yo Chris and her I think he's I think he's writing his own
reviews to make to get us fired to give him a raise game I think he's talking
You feel me that he's on a brother reviews, bro
Yes, that's what he does he's on a fucking and he plays dumb
Well, what if you guys just also leave us good reviews, okay, okay?
We need we need we need a bunch of brothers to talk shit about Dante and we talk good about us
But good reviews good stuff
What's up, what's up, what the fuck she she's got an e-jump
That's so bad.
She's like, oh, why don't you just do a different.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, she almost hurt us.
Come on, God, she almost hurt us.
Listen, how about?
Guys, another review just came in.
Guess what they said?
What they said?
They said, I'm going to say it might be one of the greatest
servers of all time.
I can't believe it.
Wow, Donda, I'm so proud of you.
Oh
You're so good
Jealous maybe
Hey, don't hate the player hate the motherfucking game. I'm ready to collect it when you guys are
New reviews came in new reviews came in
Visited a wonderful dinner place called Din.
Love the way this place support the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
They have a dishwasher named Chris who has autism
and it's so lovely they support that foundation.
Four out of five stars, Chris, good shit, boy.
It's a four out of five star review.
They ain't never given a four out of five star review
for Dante and I, right, cutie?
They haven't done that.
They just give him five stars usually.
Oh, wow.
Review!
No, guys, just got a cup of tea.
Yeah, yeah.
It's OK.
It's just QT.
Can I talk to you?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, I'll talk to you later.
You know what I mean?
QT, I just saw a review.
And they left me a DM on my Instagram.
They don't know how they found it.
But they said, yo, I got sick after eating the dead that, you know, rage cook.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like really like throwing up, you can forget.
I mean, I guess the dead is sick.
You know I'm saying you like I don't know maybe you need to have somebody else cook that's not okay
That's a really good idea
When you took the day you said you should cook at a temperature of 450 degrees everybody knows that
Apparently
One of my homies and a squad came in for some dinner and then that's me a voicemail on the group chat
And they're like yo, there's like yeah, I know we do this make we support the make-up wish foundation
It's autistic, but they're saying he was trolling in the
Weirded out and I know we support him and shit, but like come on, bro. He's rolling in the food cutie
What do we do about that?
Who's writing the bad reviews about the food?
On the bright side, it isn't terminal, so this is really huge.
Yeah, but you gotta be drooling in the food.
Okay, let me talk to Kittie.
If he got the autism because he dropped on his head, can you get it?
Undo it if he drops it again.
Oh, what's going on?
I'll talk to him.
Yep. Oh, gosh.
Great. Can I talk to you?
I think I think I think
I mean the worst one
What's the worst one?
People should be
The same slur with the same slur. That's good to know
Hey, I just
We sorry I have to take this stuff really seriously. I had an HR
Report come through, you know you too. You do have to report any
Relationships to me so I can
What I gotta tell you what type of holes. I'm fine. I tell you who my friend is well
I'm just checking to see you guys are friendly, correct?
I take him on the day yesterday last night for a shift. I do that shit
We never woke up in the morning and went straight for a shift after that fucking kiss each other the model
No, but I'll brush our TV do that shit. We don't shout together. Dude. What the fuck are you implying?
I'm fucking don't say in the ass without Luke
I'm not implied it was it was an it was a HR report okay, and we respectfully don't talk to your boss about that
Okay, no, but you're
Okay
That's clocking bro
Too much drama talking about
You need a clock in cuz I know with you that was like
Be ready
Get on the plate on the plate on the plate nice
I was just letting him get some air, air drys.
Thank you very much.
He was letting my air dry, Larry.
That's really helpful, Chris. Thank you.
W.A. Air Dries, W.A. Air Dries on the yelp. W.A. Air Dries on the yelp.
That's a new tech, that's a new tech. That's a new waiter tech.
Huh?
We're efficient in this kitchen.
I don't know if you guys saw, we do have an upgraded sink, so that's kind of a big guess.
It would be helpful if you watched some dishes, Chris, but I understand that's...
Chris, don't even come back here, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Don't touch nothing back here, bro. I got it.
Well, QT, I do want to say, um, due to the poor, poor seating...
Oh, you're my tissue.
When you were fit right in front of the door, I can't get through.
But that's due to the poor seating that whoever, you know
Yo, don't give me a job, nigga!
You're in the kitchen right now telling me to take it into the kitchen
Yo, clean the fucking dishes!
Put it down here! Put it down at the table right there in front of you!
Put it down!
Oh my god, you're gonna make me fucking have an aneurysm
See, see, see cutie? I can't get in the kitchen now, you see?
You see because he's in a way of your poor decision making
Wow
Oh shit
I know you can talk like that cutie I thought I thought use the ball
What the fuck did he do?
Oh, shit.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Welcome to DIP.
We've got some dick coming for you, son, you know.
We got our waiter.
His name is Dr. DIP.
He gave you, uh, no, I love him.
I suppose we have French accent.
I don't have no idea what he thinks he's doing.
What accent do you have?
DIP being ready.
DIP is ready.
Clean dick off the floor.
Wow.
day everybody I'm glad you guys are fine I'm fucking stressed out over here
yeah hey bro hey hey you just come on fuck you go
yo yo that was a great role my god I was a great six
you're rich yo yo you know the homie the homie
Dante is uh he's a little he's a little stressed
he's not talking oh he's a saw yeah he's a saw
I know you're like the main manager.
I'm going to get the manager.
I'll just give it to Chris because he's sexist.
Okay.
What?
We just want to talk to our homie.
Chris, actually, Chris, Chris actually can talk to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should have brought me to the zoo.
So I want to let you know that I've just been upgraded to, uh, assistant manager.
So I have control over you.
And the first thing I want to say is that, uh, you cannot be fucking sexist.
Okay.
If I hear it again, you're fucking out of here.
But you may, why, why, why niggas can't be sexist.
Sexist.
I'm either talking outside right now.
You gotta watch your mouth!
You're a assistant manager!
There's no manager.
There's gotta be a race, you know.
Tristan and Sheldon, come up, Tristan.
That's what she called a tumout.
You should race this nigga.
I'm in charge.
Both of y'all are my slaves.
I own you, okay?
You call me a slave?
You know you're new men
You're a slave, guilty.
I don't quit if you let that if you don't have fire.
If you don't fire him, I'm quitting.
Hand it to everybody now.
Hand it a little right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
We've got to talk, okay?
Dante, you can't call people slaves.
Chris, you can't say that you can't call your boss
a bitch.
Rage, you can't go behind everyone's back
and fucking complain about them.
You guys need to grow the fuck up, okay?
I don't know what you wanna do.
Well, if I can't call my manager, bitch, can I call the system manager, bitch, then?
No, you can't.
Put your ass, nigga.
You can't put your ass, nigga.
You put your ass, nigga.
You rockin' ass, nigga.
I'm not in here.
Fuck you.
Fuck you 12 times and this on you, bitch.
You can't say that.
Whoa.
You're such a manager.
Get in here.
Oh, my gosh.
Did you do that?
Fuck it.
No, I'm about to hotbox this whole restaurant.
I'm in here.
Fuck this shit.
What does the best today?
I have one of that same shit, bruh.
Hey, what are you gonna say?
Today it's a five dollar bonus. Oh
Let's lock him. What the fuck? What the fuck is a dick cutter? What is this?
That's a new mixer. We bought. What does that do?
It makes magic
No, only one is automatic one is fast. Okay, fuck. Okay that why we get to show we got the fast
Wait, new new reviews. I went to this play called dick. It was so
It was so chaotic and was it on their soul?
So crushing.
It was actually taking so long for my food to arrive.
Besides that, my experience was cinema.
That's beautiful, bro.
Yeah.
I'm W Reader.
That might be the best review.
I got one.
Um, his name is Nazis from Tennessee.
Um, it says, I went out of town to try this place called Dead.
Absolutely horrible.
The Dead Burger made me sick and the puff flies were way too salty and the service
was crazy. I heard two dudes in the back saying,
Dan asked for no loom, and the other one said,
that meaning absolutely nothing.
Our table stars, zero stars.
I don't, like, he had fucking bad handwriting.
Fuckin' a day.
Oh shit, I didn't know it fucking started.
Yo, wait, you cookin' dead like that?
I need a pot, I need a pot.
What are you doing, Chris, move!
I just wanted to try to do it.
Oh my god. Chris, leave me.
Oh my god.
I just wanted to try the new dig maker.
Oh my god.
Move. Move. Go outside.
Remember, we get a plus five dollars.
We got dig power right here.
We got dig right here.
I need another one. There's two at each table.
Two dig, two dig right here. Two dig right here.
Two dig right here.
It come with dig.
Do you have some TikTok?
Talking about
I need I need
I need that dirty plate!
You need a jet seat?
Fuck, I don't need it now.
Fuck!
I need a dirt!
Come on, hurry up, hurry up!
Okay, there we go.
We're gonna get it.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's a line today!
Oh my goodness!
Yeah, we're working on it!
I'm gonna smoke real quick. I'll be right back.
Wait, oh my god!
They want to leave. They want to leave.
We got a mad dip. That's me, bro.
Hurry, eat your food. I need your plates.
I'm so slow!
It's the comb of the kitchen.
It's over.
I'll clean the car. I'll tell you now.
Is that cleaning the semen?
We have bad food. We have bad food.
We got to be the dish thing.
What's training? This?
Grab the plate as soon as they're done eating
Oh my god, well I know I have to train
Oh my god, this thing is so good
I need more clean plates, please, I need clean plates
Oh, we got clean plates, we got bad plates
There's some, there's some, there's some
I need to serve somebody
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Oh my god, this might be it
I need two bins, here you go, okay hurry and grab the place as soon as we got him, great,
grab the plate, there you go.
I got it, I got it, I got it, so slow, I can't place this anywhere, oh god, are you
guys serve, serve, are you gonna be playing, oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I
We are compi. Now that's what you call compi.
Hey, got a review, got a review.
His name is I'm Hyper, he has ADHD, he's from Asia.
It says hi, my name is Joe. Went on a vacation to the town called Didville.
My wife was hungry so I went to the chaotic place called Did.
They had to make a wish kid named Dante as the welcomeer.
I had a small business support autism, the cook named Joshua,
uh, Washi-Termin Diaz-Baptis.
I heard clanks every time he walked.
Didn't pay a lot of mind of it.
Planned, also, this, it's not supported in this,
disabled fucking, uh, manager, QT,
which was wonderful, besides, uh, everything was-
Was she crying? Was she crying?
Yes, she was crying because she cooked,
she used to be crying all the while.
Listen, I don't think I was doing that.
I love crying, but I do it on my off time.
Okay.
I don't know if we're gonna make it to the next day either
based on this.
Why?
Well, I went on my way to try this new trendy restaurant
called De.
All I had to say, absolutely terrible restaurant.
One of the waiters spit in my food
after I called him Tom Cruise,
wasn't the best ass you ever.
And another waiter named Chris
tried and sell me weed in the back.
Lee, ah, ha, ha, Lee was mad as hell.
if you want to eat some great pie then did is not the place to go but if you want a circus show then did is definitely the place to go the waiter.
The waiter.
The kitchen chaos screaming for dead if you looking for entertainment and that is the place to be if you want to go somewhere to eat.
don't come here five stars. Okay. Oh, that's fire. Okay, so what fire? What? What? My
daughter went to jail in the morning of December 22, 2025 and came home and little afternoon
with food poisoning. I had to rush her to the emergency room. Turns out she now has
a disease. This guy named Chris was not saying it was a chance, man. Yeah. Anyways,
All she heard was the head chef yelling,
there is, oh, I can't say that.
I can't say that, I can't say that, I can't say that.
You can't say come?
There's come dick in the kitchen.
What the fuck is this establishment?
Okay.
It is a mask, it needs to be shut down.
Okay, what is medium?
Medium groups.
Yeah, that's hard, bro.
This is our Titanic iceberg, no matter what.
Yeah, okay.
Move on.
No, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
What's gonna be the hard part?
Do you think you will be able to lock in for this?
You have to lock in.
Now, I could.
What's the part where I two maximum group size?
One, look, you don't even need to read anything.
Look, look, I just need help with clearing tables.
If you could just get the tables clear.
Yeah, that will be great.
They say the left is like a dirty plate.
If you could just put it in the same.
We're so screwed either way.
That would be great.
But we can try.
Um, I'm due to the the way
Um, I can't come into the kitchen a certain time, so you could grab the plate
Okay, you know, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, yeah broccoli and carrots
We are not doing that. We don't know which one we try. I don't know. I think we're screwed either way
Um, okay, maybe we could do it. Geez and and
And let's let's try it, you know, you know, just try to be even groups here to try to meet in groups, right?
Yeah, but like that's the thing like I'm doing all the the busting
You doing a bussing you're not busting for real you're not doing
I'm the only one bussing. I'm the only one bussing. I just don't know if we can
I don't I don't like this medium groups. Okay, let's just go veggie pies. Okay
Chris, Chris, you're gonna do whatever you're doing. You're gonna make the meat pies and I'll make the veggie pies
Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that. Let's do that. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah.
We didn't add sweet dead. Why are we going to start adding healthy dead? Yeah, yeah.
You've been starving. No dead. No dead at all. We've been having nothing. This is crazy,
bro. I can't believe this, bro. We add healthy dead, but not sweet dead. I want to go
over over the vegetable every time day
Clean the floors. Can you do that?
This is gonna create yo, I'm scared. I don't want to lose here bro. We have three stars though
We have three stars, though. They're giving us nothing. Yo chat. I'm close bro. I don't know what the fuck bitch
They got locked! Cutie tell me how long I am
You're so locked. It's just we're just so fucked. Okay
I'm doing the best I am doing the best now this this watcher is really really good when we survive this one chat
I'm making the dip. Hi. She's making that the healthy the healthy do
And I'm serving both of them while Chris fucking clean dishes, Gigi
If he does that hey, can we move this table cutie?
Why do you why do you want to do anything? We have nowhere else to put it is our problem
Hey removing them statue ships put them where the table is okay, man. Why is there conveyor belt here? What does that do?
One second, okay, so the conveyor belt that's what that's gonna do. It's gonna grab the clean and put it on the dirty ones
Really unlucky rolls like I'm not gonna lie
Well, they keep making new technology to get me off the water watching the distance, bro. I can't
I'm not gonna lie. You were oh my god
Okay, move off of that bridge so I can see you're okay. Okay
Yeah, we need predicts here, bro. Oh my gosh. I don't think that raise niggas
Nigga, I'm right here. What's that?
I smell like dick cuz I've been dealing with dips a week straight gang
So do my hands excuse me. Excuse me though
But do you just do you just be clocking out and uh like showering up to the like you only smell me where we're working motherfucker?
Yeah, because you never invite bro. I'm not gonna lie. That's why I told QT you got you and doctor was fucking
He did you never invite?
No, no, I meant I meant to say I meant to say that's why I heard from it's our that you guys
Come here Chris, come here Chris, come here.
Doctor, stay inside please.
How'd you know who we were fucking?
Be honest though.
It's like the days I don't fuck, don't fuck.
Yeah?
It's like you're cool, you're chill.
Okay, be honest though.
You get you get some day
Okay
Okay, listen, this is this is be honest though from your opinion
Who got the
You got the day for sure
It's good
I'll say you got you get mad putt nigga. I'll tell me if I don't get putt you get mad
Okay, uh re-roll that Chris go stand on re-roll and push the button. Let's see what happens
See if we can get anything good. We got $500. I know
Cooked come on get a conveyor belt. We want to conveyor belt. We need a conveyor belt. Oh
My god, this is so good. Okay. Oh, now what what is that?
Smart grabber. So let me just okay. Oh my god. This is so awesome make it towards the the den maker. Can you make it towards the den maker?
No, let me think we really want more of these honestly, so let me okay re-roll one more time Chris
Let's see if we get freakin lucky. We want another one
Did grab a come on digrabble come on come on come on come on lucky number grabber
Okay, try it again cuz we have a lot of money, and we might die anyway
Not gonna die
I'm not going to let you down.
Why?
Oh my God.
Bar table.
Ooh.
Keep going.
I even get to sell alcohol and drinks.
What is a bar?
Yo, what you think, QT?
Well, people, this will get people out from outside but we can't, we don't like.
Yo, we're going to get a massive rush today.
Yeah, we're so fucked.
Um, one second.
No, Chris, stop it!
Bar table, what's that going to do though?
I'm seeing if we
Will get someone out from outside so you know how we lose people because they're out
Put the bar table inside the kitchen Gigi. No, no, no, I'm trying to put it right here. Does that work?
It's a little lad restaurant bro, you got an upgrade cutie
Yo move some of the whole ad decorations
We can't lose them
No, we got so much money with that shit Gigi we can't step outside here
I got you got mad. Put the bar outside put the fucking bar outside. It doesn't let us
What does that do?
Chris you guys you gloss the seats bozo
Yeah, that's our last spot. I mean I could put the bar table there and we could have a customer come sit there, but that's a bad idea
Move phone I
Through I'm throwing away the phone you bozos. This is a research desk. We do need this eventually
We just don't have anything good right now. I
Need like not expand the walls no we're broke. We're not a money for facility for that. I don't even have that option
Okay, okay, I have a new thing so I'm gonna okay, so let me think
I gotta say this top this top like three ugly shit
Wait, there's a thing where where viewers could come to the restaurant. Oh, yeah, you're settings
What what?
Yeah, I feel like this sabotage this bro
Okay, let me think for two seconds. Okay, we'll be quiet. Wait a minute. I can't be quiet.
Wait, I'll be quiet makes me want to practice mode real quick. I just want to test something.
That's pussy. How do we do that? You gotta go smack it. No, bro. We are so close to day
15 bro, okay, I need this
All of why is he pulling up today? So Chris push that again, and then all of us. Okay. I
Think this one give us right and then I just want
I'm trying to see if this will work with the sink.
I don't know if it will.
Any kind with some pie
Good job, I had the best of them back wait what the heck
Oh my gosh
Yeah, we go. Let's say we go to the cats
So that's everything I'm testing put that there and then I don't think we'll do it
Is it from a smart grabber?
Ain't a leg, come on, grab it.
What does some bear do, then?
Oh, it does!
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
OK, all right.
OK, leave practice mode.
We've got this.
Let's go, triangle, triangle, everybody, triangle.
Let's run it.
Andy, that's a good take.
I got that.
OK.
Yeah, I'll do it.
OK, Rage, you're going to help Dante serve and clean.
I'm going to do all the cooking.
I'm going to lock in.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to get help.
I'm going alt.
I'm alt.
I don't know how to start though.
What do I do?
I just give it to him.
No, no, no.
But you got to do it tactically.
Otherwise, the bar will go down way.
How do you know what tat does?
OK, roll one more time.
Let's see if we can get another oven.
Thank you.
That's what I was trying to do the whole time.
Two ovens is con.
If we get another oven, it's over.
It's literally over.
We get another oven.
Yeah.
If there's two at the table,
We roll Chris.
We wanna wait until both meals are made
and then we go serving both.
And it's duty.
You see how much this costs now?
Like, it's gonna be $80.
I know it goes up every time.
Do it one more, Chris, one more.
One more, one more, one more.
This is the one, this is the one.
I go live, we gonna get it.
I put it on my dad.
It's the diamond.
I suck dick if we don't get it.
Oh, a cavera.
Oh my God!
Yeah!
Well, that's good though.
No, that's good, that's good.
It's really good.
It's really, really fucking good actually.
What's this gonna do for us?
This is gonna grab the flour and it's gonna throw it in but then this is gonna grab the finished pie
So they don't keep cooking and then we grab the finished pies and we have to add as the ingredients
Okay, you lost me, but I'm gonna figure it out
I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it
You've seen it. Is it so is my roll still the same though?
Yeah, oh, I just so I'm serving with all your stuff
So I'm serving with Dante so yeah, that's gonna be big
You know oh my god. No, we got screwed compare doesn't pull things
Oh
Move stuff fuck
It's so annoying. Okay. That's fine. Oh
Dang it. I was so excited
We're still okay, you know
Fucking you said we're okay. I'm hitting that K button. I mean that's third button. Let's go. Okay. Wait, wait
Let me I've never served
We go see
Remember if it's two people at a table wait for like both for their meals to be ready and then serve them
Why is that why's that cuz if you serve one the bar starts to go down and if the second plate isn't ready then GGs you the serviest
You the serviest and the swerve is about to put in another review go ahead
Buy the mop, please
No, the mop is not worth let me know
Okay, the floor is having a play with that. I thought this whole time.
Can you even use that right now?
The mop? I'm trying to figure out what to do.
Put it next to this.
Wait, so if I put it next to that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay. So if I put, will that take the place or no?
Or does it have to be a smart one?
And then place the second dirty on the conveyor.
What? That doesn't make sense.
today and we'll be making a review. Big day. Big day. Big day. Yo, I don't know how to
do this. This is my first time working this shift chat. It's okay bro. Just yo, yo dirty
plates immediately grab put them in sync. Welcome to there. Welcome to there. Put that
there on the plate and make that there. How do I get their order? Oh, that's what
they want. So it's just the one guy. So we just need to we need to meet the
You need to do it.
We're going to the new in the pool.
Yeah.
We got a whole bunch of new deals.
We got it.
We're good.
Take the time.
Grab it.
Sorry.
I'm going to get the plate for you.
I'm walking the deas.
I'm giving it to him.
I said give it to him.
Yeah.
Give it to him.
Okay.
Now the plate is going to be dirty.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bring it back.
Yeah.
Great.
Okay, yeah, take that. Okay, so
There's two people to two people want
What what some shit here? This one right here? I'll put it right here
Awesome. Yeah, let's get these dirty place so people can cycle in bet
Any dirty place
Oh my god
This guy's in my way
You can't get in the kid. Yeah, I'm in the way
Yeah, dude
I need more veggies I need more veggie once
Yeah, dude, I know
Yeah, I can't even put this plate.
What's that? What's that mad shit? What's that mad shit?
This is mad.
The only chance is for him to move.
Like, if he feeds this guy and he moves, then I can come back in.
Oh, we need more.
What does this mean? What does this mean right here?
What does it mean?
It's not on the plate. It's not on the plate.
Oh, shit. OK.
Bad.
Bro, this is crazy.
Yo, Cleo, let's play real quick.
Try to let me take this niggas shit.
Yeah, you need to play.
You need to play.
Oh boy, what just happened? What? Oh, we have one bad day and we can they close us forever. They do that. Yeah. Oh
My god, bro, we lost cuz some fat nigga wouldn't move on my way
Bro we could have got to like 13 I think
I think we did pretty good for
what we had bro, we had a little
ass space. Imagine we had a wide
space. Yeah, we needed a way
bigger kitchen. Like a way bigger.
It's like, it's like we sound
like gentrified. You feel
gentrified today.
I think we did pretty good.
You feel a gentry man?
Yeah, we're like we're like working with...
Look, that's two separate freaking rooms. It's kind of cool.
We tried to... we tried to...
Gentrify the dib without increasing the size of the room.
Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.
You feel me?
That's a nice restaurant.
Yeah, that's pretty nice. Layout.
Gentrified dib.
Long.
Yeah, we were running a kitchen with three people in a...
like in one third.
And Chris.
Yeah.
Yo, your room's too pretty. What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh, ass nigga.
Whoa!
What the fuck does that just say?
What Chris?
Nah bro, that's how that feel, did I?
What?
No, no, no, no.
Nah, really, should I have heard of disrespect?
What happened?
What did they say?
Well, they say it's three people and one fourth
of a person that's talking about you.
I didn't say that.
I said one third, so.
Oh, who's the one third?
Who's the third?
The QT was talking about you, Ray.
I didn't that wasn't yo F. Fucked up. Tt if you like you didn't get a whole boss you're the boss
You guys want to try overcooked. Oh, that's out of this
Press try it. Oh, that's doing cuz wait over an overcooked chefs, you know
Overcooked is the harder one. That's easy. This is the harder one. Oh
What are this then this is gonna be raised?
Yeah, this isn't different instructions.
Mmm, it's similar.
But I will say we might not leave friends after overcooked.
We might not be friends.
That's embossed. These are my niggas.
They can't, they can't cook like these are my niggas.
Huh? Huh?
I'm getting real. All of us?
Yeah.
No, no, that doesn't have to be real real quick.
That doesn't say he's gonna be real, so I don't know what to do.
if it if um Chris if you were struggling on this and she's saying we might leave like not friends
on the other one she just said it was easier though we go bro come on man
look just have to my screen chat well i closed i sorry i closed plate up close to pick you guys
Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on to it. I don't want to start and then have to pause for like 10 minutes because I have to do that judging thing.
Oh, we have to beat off. Oh, yeah, we all have to judge the beat off. We all.
Yeah, let's like we'll just join. Yeah, we'll join with you.
Yeah, all of us.
What come judge, what come judge too?
Do you want us to join the beat off?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if you want to come through to the beat-offs, let us know.
No, Dante, Chris, y'all can drink the beat-off.
It'll be lit.
Wait, what?
I bet.
What about me?
Yeah, just let me know.
Huh?
What about me, though?
What about you?
What?
You said Dante and Chris.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'd be at home.
Yo, Judy, you don't have a dib, bro.
You took your pronouns as she heard.
Me?
You have no dibs.
I was talking about the PBM XQC beat-off.
To beat off, you didn't have a dib.
You didn't beat off since that.
You have to.
Why don't you answer?
I don't know how long my click could be.
That's the part.
That's what you know in this name, bro.
Y'all don't beat that.
Y'all a DJ that.
Y'all a DJ.
You could if it was like really long.
I'm just trying to fit in, OK?
Y'all just believe it.
No, no, you don't get to.
I feel you.
You kind of feel that.
I feel you.
You try to be like the bros.
Yeah.
feature click
get about the brass
um i need to add you guys on steam
oh give me your friend code
oh yeah yeah yeah
i ain't gonna lie, fine shit
checks my steam friends, i can't do that
cook
that's
that
tell her i'm a boy
that shirley shirley
shirley thought that but i said that he was a girl
that's it
Did you tell her about how long my clits?
She listed it right out.
I'm playing bro, there ain't no fun shit, shit, shit, shit.
Okay.
Okay, bro.
Okay, friends.
Is the front thing gonna work today, bro?
Because remember it wasn't working for us
until I take this cold-blooded pope.
It worked for me, yeah.
I just said-
I didn't get that.
I see it, I see it.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
I just put it in my back.
Yo!
I'm not opening up.
Let me ask PBM how long you take it.
Wait, don't open over cooked yet.
Chris, send me your friend code.
The base might make it hard.
Hold on.
Yeah, that's what I said.
It's not your base.
It's not your base actually.
It's not your base.
It's not your base actually.
It's not your base.
I
Give us your codes then Bozo
I
Freakin hard B
You sent yours in the chat
Don't take me it's called well pope. Yeah, don't
Wait Chris
Wait, how do I where do I see these? Oh my god? I guess like wait. What's your name on here? Wow?
Oh, I see it now, man.
I dropped my front quote in chat.
Great.
OK, so we're just missing Chris, but he muted us.
That's QT telling me when you copy this, I can delete it.
I've copied.
I've sent.
You should be able to accept it.
I delete mine.
QT Cinderella is way to your response.
Nice.
It wouldn't be all the way at the bottom.
Chris, we need your front code.
Yeah, yeah, what?
Yeah, so, um, no, I was, uh, I was wondering if, uh,
if you could leave me in the right direction of where I can see the friend code.
So you're gonna, you're gonna, on your Steam dashboard, you're gonna click on a
friend's and then you're gonna click on.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Add a friend.
No, TV is called well-poped.
I don't seem to have you as my friend.
Okay, okay.
How are we not friends on Steam, you fuck?
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't think it'll be a way.
Hold on. How do I find this?
OK, oh, shit.
Let me hide my shit room.
OK, I'm going to send that to you right now.
I'm cutie. OK, big.
What's up, man?
Yeah.
Your friends.
Did you send me a name before?
I put my name shot.
OK, OK, OK.
I keep you on finishing up right now.
You're OK.
Yeah.
Do you need to help?
Wait, this is you right here.
Wait, what?
OK.
I'm going to send it right now.
I'm just looking for you.
Do you just have a bus to mark as your thing?
Yeah.
Oh, I see you on the top.
Take this, come on, Pope.
Yeah, see, it says we're friends.
Oh, I got Chris.
That's a friend too.
We good.
I got everybody.
OK, but.
Wait.
Well, I need freaking Chris, unless you want to do the invites.
Oh, you sent it separate, Chris.
Why did you send it separate?
So, so, so, OK.
You know what I'm saying?
You didn't want those guys to see it?
I didn't know.
I know they could have leaked.
They could have leaked.
OK, OK.
I sent it to you if you want to.
I know you were leaked.
All right, everyone's added and now we're going to invite friends and I have
Make sure you are on line
And Chris
You need to list yourself as online.
I'm loading up the game.
Yeah, I'm not online.
I'm not online.
I'm not a good online.
Yeah, I'm loading my setup.
Yeah, let me load my setup, too.
Yeah.
I should load it up.
Shit.
Chris, you're should load it up, too?
Yeah.
Yeah, I should load it.
How long does it say that you should go load up?
Like the load is free.
I mean, like the wifi I've been fucking up a little bit.
Yeah.
Like the wife will be fucking up time
Like are you the cussing? Yeah, I'm gonna cuss him but I think the cussing will last like a minute another minute
Yeah, it's not like let me skip it
Yeah, let me skip it cuz ain't nothing okay. I'm so gangsta shit though. I'm so gangsta shit though. Yeah, thanks
That's cool. Yeah, I'm all about the cussing I can tell you
I can tell about cussing I was done too. Yeah, no cal. No cal
I didn't play it.
Oh, yeah, I beat that shit in a week.
Right, chat.
Right.
Kat.
Loud again.
Yeah, I'm a.
We can go to their Dante.
Yeah.
Yeah, my cut.
Yeah.
Good in there Dante. Yeah, yeah, my cutscene finish my cutscene finish. I think I could load the game
Hey, I don't know. I might oh
My question is it finish. Oh, oh shit. It's all the cutscene over. Yeah, but cuz he's over. Oh my god
I could load it. Oh shit. That's crazy
Wait, why is this about to give a game or
Wait, my controller not working on this bullshit either, what the fuck?
Uh-oh.
My controller not working, I've been added to Xbox Controls, but I only get that...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Mouse and keyboard is good?
You might be able to change it in Steven.
The same mouse and keyboard is good.
Oh.
I mean, I'm gonna see how it is, you know, I'm a gamer, I can adjust.
Heh.
There's no one thing I can do, I can face with that.
You could've jacked no face.
I don't care if that no fay.
Stop that sh**, you can't fay.
I'ma just hit him.
Huh?
Lisa, you said Lazy.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, sorry.
Nevermind.
How does that mean in Lacey? See that's how you be wounded, shit.
Sorry. Sorry. It won't happen again.
It's been not.
In his kitchen.
QT, can you invite me QT?
I've invited you.
QT invite me one more time QT.
Invited.
Thank you QT. Wait, how do I, how do I, what's the button to hit to do that shit to, to tap out to hit the invite?
It's tap what?
Uh, shift.
Oh
For Steve there's like a button for it shift
You can edit your your chef while you're in this bus you bit like a chef
Because you're like kind of an ugly girl right now yo, yeah
Well Dante is oh
Oh
Shit a shark cuz I'll be sharkin. I'll be fucking sharkin. Look at this dick, right? I'll be fucking sharkin
Fucking shark. Oh my gosh. We should play Pete next time we play together. No
He gets old
No, let me know when you want to invite a make a dog you see
What's up, what what ethnicity is this guy right here? Yeah, I would try to do the exit
What
Showing yourself as online
the game. Chinese, Italian, Italian. Oh, I'm
sharpening a pizza.
Hey, rap.
What's your user name?
Filipino.
Chris, uh, rage.
Yeah, what if I'm a bad bitch? Wait, if I Chris.
to be a bad bitch with that skin condition.
Rage.
Yeah.
Can you invite Chris?
OK.
What a drag.
Wait, how do I do that?
I'll do it.
I'll figure it out.
Hold on.
Why on your friends list, Chris?
Leave it up to me.
You said what?
Does it show me as on your friends list?
No, I guess you don't really fuck with me, bro.
I can't invite him.
It's not an invite to watch.
I just stumbled.
Yo, click shift tab.
Click shift tab well, I can't even see him on my friends list. Did you accept my friend invite Chris?
I don't know if you're I don't know if you did
Go to your friends go to add and look at your friends like the type of QT and then shoot pop up
Fuck me, bro Chris Chris three there it is. Okay. Yep
He's gotta be quicker with it. That's all you're right. That's super on me
Chris I really
I'll play there goes I need a good character suck a cosplay chat
So, Chris.
So, Kittie, what ethnicity do you think this guy is?
You're gonna shift tab. I don't know.
He's racially ambiguous.
He's like Keith Davidson.
No, the fuck he's not that long cock motherfucker.
This nigga does not got that.
Okay, Chris, shift tab and you'll see the invite.
Panda.
I'm panda.
And I'll cook the ultimate food.
Oh
Chris it does it's just
My name's Johnny. Wait Chris. You're not you're Legos. Oh
Use of somebody else to kill accidentally. Oh my god. Oh my god
You download it from the Microsoft store. You have to use steam
Oh my god
Yo, yo, just let it be
No, it's okay. It's okay. No, Chris. We want to play with you. Just open steam God damn it
It's gonna take five seconds. You try cutie Chris
Open steam
It's a good downloaded over if you want to be gamer of the year you have to figure out how to use fucking steam
On the Microsoft store
I
Okay, are you in steam? I am in steam. Okay, search overcooked to purchase it download it
Oh my god, so that means I already paid for it, right?
Yeah, we'll reimburse you. We'll send you a reimbursement
Oh my
You want to be gamer of beer? Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah mm-hmm
Yeah, but like like probably like this shit just gotta be like I probably got so downloaded shit like Austin you get on
Yeah, of course. Yeah
Just everything creed in here, bro
Shabrin creed in here
Get a creed update
I don't know how that happened bro, I don't know, something, again, you weren't here earlier
chat, this happened to Kree, this, I'm bringing back over here, you weren't here earlier bro,
don't know what the fuck happened I was gone for a half the day I came home it's
not that an affection it's not bugs it's not something stabbed him he has
multiple multiple puncture wounds around it one big one right here we don't know
what it is wasn't another dog the vet doesn't even know they're like what the
Fuck
And like he was hurting for date I couldn't see before cuz his fur was all over it was all under his fur
But he was like not letting people touch him and shit and when I finally touched him it was hard on his fur again
Went to the vet today. Hey boy. Where you at, honey?
Hey boy
I'm not gonna touch you too hard
Yeah.
See the spot?
It's already scabbard up like the fur fur was fucking with air is breathing
Okay.
you
Fuckin' out here.
Alright.
Let's hang out here.
Fuckin' greeting while I fuck up.
Okay. I hate rock!
No? I know.
Go.
I
Pretty boy
Then you got fat nuts you got bigger nuts mirror cream. Hi. Hey, Jake you pull
Hey Jake
Okay, are they ready?
Are they ready?
That's a doing a musical right now.
I save my slot.
Yeah.
So it's probably we're probably rage.
You gotta save slot.
What?
I should choose one.
Yeah.
fucking hell, bro.
Okay, good job guys, that was incredible, okay, if anyone wants to voice act, feel free.
So just guys, okay, I got it.
Oh shit, my game is over.
Just at the tea time.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
At last.
How long I've waited for this moment?
The trials we've been through
So when this noble prongs?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Nicko, Kevin, look!
The fabled, necrannominon unicorn,
macarmon, humacarmon, nico...
Mark...
What?
Mark...
Holy game, dolly-bolly...
What do you mean, it's dangerous?
Don't be silly!
This book holds the secrets of everlasting culinary greatness.
In large bowl, dissolve the sugar in warm water, and then stir in yeast.
Allow to proof until yeast resembles a rich, creamy foam.
Mark!
It's a sauce and oil that mix and flower!
Cover with a damn cloth!
Judy, you talking about a demon?
It allows for lies!
I mean, I got all these dead parts of this in my pocket that they come back to life they unburdened.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are we doing?
What are you saying?
What the fuck?
Hey, oh, hey, what the fuck?
Grab a lettuce.
So it's saying grab a lettuce.
Why am I a rat?
Now take it to the chopping board.
So I'm gonna give that to you.
Bro, why am I a rat, bro?
I need her view ticket.
So how do I grab shit?
Oh my god, final order.
Oh no.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Am I supposed to be in the booth?
Why should I put my camera check?
You've got to interact. You've got to interact with that lettuce and grab it.
Why does it keep tapping out?
Okay, so you're saying lettuce but I don't see the lettuce. Okay.
Put it in the middle.
So I just grab it. Space? Ah, space. Okay, back.
There you go. Okay, here's that one. There's another one.
And then I chop it.
Yes, yes.
Okay, how do I chop it?
So you're going to have to chop the list now.
It says preparing.
Yes, I'm doing that.
Yeah.
You're holding it down the whole time.
You made it worse.
OK, who did that?
Who's this?
Oh, yeah, it is me.
That's me.
That's good.
Wait, how do you do that?
I'm a mouse and keyboard over here.
I left that left control.
Left control.
He's left control.
And what do I do here?
Cutie.
OK, so give it to him.
So now you're going to place it here
and then Ray is going to play it.
How do I play it?
I'm a controller so grab the plate. How do I grab it?
No, no, put it back
Don't put anything on it yet space. Okay, baby
Yeah, I'm paying like that. He's gonna put the lettuce on it like this
You put it you could put on and then he comes serve it here and I take it I put her right here
I'll suggest the shit
But now this one needs tomatoes to see the orders up up top. Is it gonna tell you every time what we gonna need?
Yeah
It gets really intense
Yeah, what if I just make the chop left, I mean right mouse, but oh
Like that right
Like that
Okay, you guys got this. I'm watching.
Cut that shit up. Cut that shit up.
Cut that shit up.
Oh, crazy.
That beat kinda crazy.
That beat kinda crazy. That beat.
That beat made me wanna go.
Run, run, run, run.
And put that Dior on him.
Tomato. I got lettuce. I got tomato.
Ooh.
They see it in the head.
Ooh.
Choc.
I
Okay, so now it's just short tomato.
There you go.
And so you put tomato on that, and then it orders up.
Nice!
Order up!
Okay.
So then this one needs tomato, so you can see what they need up top.
So one plate of just grass.
Yeah, and then that, yeah.
And then one plate of grass in cucumber or in tomato, I mean.
Wait, this is the easier one?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is over.
I go on.
This is overly.
Oh, my god.
I need that shit cut up.
Probably.
My god.
Oh, my god.
Hold on.
I'm starting to panic.
Wait, is this the tutorial?
I can move out of the patch.
This is only the tutorial.
Yeah, but you're good.
You got it.
I'm going to panic.
I don't feel too good about this.
I need some debt.
Or I can't also just get this because if we need that yeah, there you go
Up top the bars. Well, so we need we need three salads with everything. So three salads everything
So we need some cucumber oh nice
We need more place I gotta play
What do we need what we need here? Okay, just this grass and tomato
Yeah, but we need to come back to grab the camera. You're looking at the top one. That's the one that's going to leave this. Oh, okay. Bye. Bye.
That one is grass. So there we go. Uh huh. And then we need tomato. Oh, you guys need some.
A little bit of grass. Oh, my God. You guys, that was good. Oh, my gosh.
Come on. Come on. Come on. I get it. You get it now. Oh, my God. I get it. I got to restart flow state. No cap, nigga.
It's a flow state. It's dead. That's a flow state. You got to be in for this shit. You got to lock in.
All right. I believe in you guys.
believe in myself okay well then I'll keep mine we're not gonna read the story
on the bright side there's very few customers that Chris can talk to
Oh
Ray oh my god, okay. Here's our first level
Here we go, okay
So we're making sashimi, so that's our restaurant
That's raw. That's raw shit. Yeah, so it's either shrimp or tuna. I know I don't definitely don't like that shit
That's how I like chicken burgers the first rice
different what I do what I do this is different yeah oh we all chop it or
there's a shot in it doesn't matter
is well I'm right we're getting right from all great you're doing a really
good job serving so I like that thank you wait so where do I were you serving
we're putting right just put it just shut the shit up and I'll serve the
top everything up learn anything from the okay oh no no I remember the blue
Blue fish blue fish blue fish used to be chopped
No, it was blue because they served it went away went away
I need a blue fish shop the blue fish shop ASAP I need a blue fish
play yeah the blue fish shop ASAP
not bad we're cruising how do I chop it if I want to chop it what do I do to chop
so you interact you go to the chopping board and you're acting that oops and
then put that out if I were to do this shot there go in a rap was the
right button I don't know bruh someone try that shit Chris I mean what are you
going to cut it up what what what are you clicking on your keyboard down there
left control left control nice okay you don't play you don't play you don't
play. Nice. Okay. Blue fish. Yeah. Thank you. Like
assignments, but we're doing good. I need place on standby.
What a play. Let me start. Let me start. Chris and I take
cook up next to the I see just cut. Okay. And we'll and
we'll serve that bitch. Okay. You're on shrimp. No, we need
shrimp. We need shrimp. We need shrimp. Overly shrimp. We
We got enough blue. We got enough blues.
The shrimp is ready.
Anymore? Leave it there. Leave it there. I got it.
Nope.
Got it.
More shrimps, more shrimps, more shrimps.
I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to do it.
I feel it.
We're good. We're good though.
I can't grab that.
There you go. Serve it and then grab that and serve it.
Yep.
Blue. We got hella blues. We got hella blues.
Play the play the play the play the play nice
All of our stars so don't worry. We're caught
We do have to be assignments though. I'm seeing it
I just see this guy harder. We need to have assignments like lot name. Okay. Oh
Queen
Yes
I'm the queen respect me
I
Was great you guys
You're already better at this one
We got our experience. No cap
Okay, okay, this one would be it's gonna get harder. Yeah, I'm already know it's getting harder. We good though
We good. How should we do pre-dix? Just if we'll
You could lose right?
You're not breathing dick. So yes. So this one is sushi. So somebody needs to cook the rice another piece of needs to
Shishimi it and then another person needs to wrap it in this in the sushi
One person
I'll cut this shit right here
So all of this all of these do get cut
Wait the green thing doesn't get cut green thing doesn't get cut so that when the rice is done
I've just put it on that plate. There you go, and then you go put the green you put the green shit on it right here
Right right right here right here right here right here, right here. Yeah, so there's a finish right here right there
Right there. I'm gonna put on it right here motherfucker right here on the on the on the on the right where I'm at
Well, the rat is that yeah, yeah, there you go. So that one's done. Yeah, it's just like that
I'm gonna be honest. I'm so confused. Okay, I'll do the green side. I'll do the green shit. I'll do the green shit
Okay, you know you just cook the rice just okay back. I'll do that. Yeah, cut the rice put the rice cut the rice
Okay, and then Chris
You got mad rice me cook tight shit. Yeah, we got mad rice on the stove right now rice is the ready
Rice is oh, that's a five nice
oh
You're right see rice the rice right there rice is ready rice is ready. That's good to go out
So rice is ready. So we got it just so we're just gonna grab the little ball of rice here. Okay, there we go
I just keep hearing Chris go. Oh my God
Hot coming through hot
Yeah, good she come
There we go.
Rice the roe and you ready?
Hot coming through. Is this done?
Hold it.
Yeah.
Need rice? Need rice?
No, I appreciate it bro.
I can do that. I can do that.
Okay.
I can't. I can't.
Nice.
Need rice on the stove? Need rice going?
Need rice working? Rice working? Rice working?
Rice on the stove? Rice on the stove?
Come on, come on. Come on.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna go. Come on.
Need rice working? Need rice working?
Good job cutting this fish Chris.
The rice is good.
We got the rice ready.
The rice is good.
We got the rice.
Is this one ready?
Watch out. Watch out.
The rice is good.
The middle one is ready.
Nice.
There you go you guys.
He's dead.
That's freaking good.
I need some paper.
The rice is ready.
more rice, more rice working, yes it will burn, but we'll take it, we need rice every second so you're good
hold on, hold on, we on fire, we on fire?
rice working, rice working
so to the left is almost ready to give the rice
nice
the rice is almost ready for completion consumption
is nice on this is it ready rice work on rice work on rice work on rice work we're we're
actually incredible I think we could go professional
oh my god
no
keep on full what are you talking about
watch this
yo
this is going to be a kick walk
yeah we're incredible
I didn't read what you said no no I heard you
I
Rage angers me.
So now we have to wash dishes.
Yo, Nadia, got it.
Christmas, Christmas, this is.
OK, and there's two types of sushi.
Yo, cook the fish, cook the zucchini.
I'm tired watching them.
This is.
Cook the chabu-zukini.
I'm going over here, bruh.
Chabu-zukini, chabu-zukini.
We don't need shrimp.
We don't need shrimp right now, gang.
I'm cooking z-race.
Move out, z-way.
I'm throwing some over.
Oh, you can throw the rice with the chabu-zukini.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna cut it burn. Yeah, throw it. Throw it.
I don't know because I have a controller Chris shop these cucumbers, please
Now I need rice rice working rice working rice working. Okay. Yep
Rice being served rice being served
Chris will you cut some shrimp? Z rice is ready. Oh
Oh my god, this is bad.
You stay over there.
Custom shrimp, custom shrimp.
How do I get the.
Oh, bro.
This is bad chat.
Oh, there we go.
It's okay.
And then we just use the shrimp on a plate and then that can be served.
Yeah, guys, there's rice.
Right.
I mean, I just need a plate.
We're sloppy.
I'm just having this out.
All right.
Let me just have these out.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Cut more shrimp.
Cut more shrimp, Chris.
Please cut more shrimp.
Rice for in the center thing so I'm moving on
Okay, or shrimp couple or shrimp need paper need but what a place out what a place out what a place at right here
Thank you. Thank you for shrimp. Oh, I see play
who did that
Right why did you throw it away?
Fucking mess you up your fat ass was in my way. I don't say it fat ass
Don't say it's badass. Is the king places. Okay, there's a plate
Is there any desi plates I can get it that needs cucumber that just eats cucumber
No, no, bring this over here put that back over here don't take cook more ice. Okay cooking more ice cleaning plates first
We do one with just one would you strip okay?
here's play someone to come cut up one friend someone cut up one trip you put
on there okay I'll do it I'll get it I'll get it I'll get it yes in my what
you speak in the rats there you go just put the shrimp out the shrimp out
Just put it on a plate, just put it on a plate, put the shrimp on a plate and then send it out.
I'll put the shrimp on it, I'll put the shrimp on it.
Okay, we did it. That's okay, it's okay.
We did much for C. We only got 600 that time, but we still beat it.
We still beat it, we still beat it.
We're still doing good by like a long shot.
Yo, it's like, it's so, it's like my team.
Yeah, it's like, you know, this could have been, we could have been doing it on the other game.
Oh, no, that shit was hard.
No, guys don't get your hopes up too much, okay?
She's passionate right now, but you're more fucking easy, bro
Okay, all right. This is too easy. I think I'll take a nap on the next filter
Okay. Yeah, I'll be back
Okay. Yeah
I'm going to arrest my eyes. I'm fucking starving, huh?
Only one feels like a bad idea. Uh-huh. Oh, that's to look hard inside though. What's the here?
Oh
What we got we got perks
Okay guys
Oh shit, oh, look how fast you is
Okay, yo, but cook some shit up. Just some shit up. Yo, this is
Okay, what am I doing with the rice? Where's the rice? Oh, I see the rice
What can I throw the rice for you here?
Yo, cut up some zucchini and fish.
Please, Chris.
There.
Throw in your rice over.
That's a rice, that's a rice.
Thank you.
The rice is cooking.
Oh my God, this is the AIDS.
This is actually AIDS.
The rice is throwing.
Rice is ready.
That's almost done.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay.
What do I need?
What else do I need on this?
Here's cucumber.
You need cucumber on that.
Here's rice.
It's ready.
come on that right you see right there okay wow this is all you need is the
plates where's the word I give it to all right there the conveyor yeah it's on
the other okay you're a place it is chaos Chris cut up some fish I need that
right fucking mother fucker it ends right in front of me nice you cannot
more than enough prices ready yo this
comparables and aids
actually is there girls we're not to
lose the order we're about to lose the
order we're not to lose the order it's
shaking let me get it again go go do
the QT go do my thing what do you
mean what do you think I thought you
guys go do them with the hardest shit
bro
oh shit oh my god oh my god you
I don't know what I'm saying, I didn't cut up dick, cut up dick, got it?
Okay, yep, uh-huh, okay, we lost one, okay, that's fine.
Okay.
There's so much rice everywhere.
I'm over here.
You can't miss it.
Okay.
Yo, this kid is a mess.
Got it, okay.
Alright, Chris, we need more zucchini.
Hurry.
Chris, do you-
I didn't- I didn't cut up dick, I didn't cut up dick.
Cut- cut that dick up right now.
Please.
He's trying his best.
Chris, you're-
I'm cleaning the- I'm cleaning the dishes real quick.
okay we did lose an order that's okay oh this is hard okay you know what
Chris I'll do it myself I guess okay that's okay
I need some candy. I need to edit all right. I don't think
We got lucky all right, okay got lucky Chris. You did go non-verbal for a second
I started like my body started to tweak. Okay, okay, I started a panic
We got three stars though.
We got three stars.
We still made it.
Yeah, you just got to breathe in those situations, bro.
You can do it, bro.
Yeah, I know.
We're a team work.
All right, let's work together.
No, I know.
I get that.
Yeah, my body like physically started to.
Body.
I'm body.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going to lie.
The two variables are fucking ho with us, bro.
Wait, what?
No.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh
Nice
I changed it my efforts now to cook and shit smart
Okay
Yeah, so this is a little thing at a time
You guys got it don't worry you pause the ad chopped tomato meat mushrooms or fish and ponds God
Okay, so really the only new thing is that now
No, pasta's the same as rice so Dante you're on rice. Yes the rice
Okay, what's this over here? Move is our problem. So we're gonna want to just throw
We're gonna want to load that up. So Chris you're on chopping tomatoes. So just go crazy
Why is it?
Oh shit, man.
So that just happens sometimes?
Where's the prepared belt right here?
Got it. Got one. One meal done?
Where's my pot?
Okay, here's a plate. I'm gonna put some clean plates here.
Oh, grab that pasta sauce behind you, Rach. Rach, Rach, Rach.
There you go. Nice. Good save.
How are we doing? Are we doing good?
So what do you need?
I don't need pastas.
Pasta's ready?
Pasta's to go?
Okay.
Are you potting?
Oh shit.
We're cooking! We're cooking! We're cooking!
We need plates! We need plates! We need plates!
We need plates!
You're hearing ringing, you might need to go to the urgent care.
Okay, okay.
Okay, great. Nice. Here's a plate.
Zipasta! It's ready!
Okay, honestly, we're cruising.
so comfy where the comp is
the comp is
okay that pasta might burn no it won't not that's not as i want
okay and you gotta plate nice sauce that up sauce that up thank you very much for the serve
need a plate, need a plate pronto thank you very much
oh my god something is burning
pasta is burning save the pasta, save the pasta
decorative fire never mind
needs a plate, needs a plate drop a plate I'll make the food
how do I drop this?
come on
grab that so that it burns
oh my gosh
needs a plate give me the plate so I can make my food
so serves
Esquizit. Esquizit. Esquizit. Esquizit.
Okay, you want to cook some more tomatoes? I need some tomatoes. Some tomatoes.
This pasta is ready, madam is ready, I need some red sauce, not Alfredo.
Well, I would be amazed if we beat it, but you know what just happens.
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me though.
Um, I, chat, give me an answer on that.
Chat, we doing good, chat, we doing good, bro?
We doing great, man.
It's infinite levels.
No, it's not infinite.
Wait, how many levels is it?
Me clouds!
I feel like this one's gonna be AIDS.
Will we go to the same?
Or is it the same? Oh, it's pretty much the same.
Levels oh we need some shit. Oh, this one's easy
Yes
Make sure this is this wash
There's fire on the floor what the fuck
Okay, so yeah, you do have to ignore that
Ignore six. I have to ignore the flyer. Hold on. I need a place. Thank you. Oh
I don't know what to do with this. I won't put this in the conveyor. Don't worry. I need a salad
And then I put it in there
There's fireballs. I don't know what's going on. Thank you for the place. Hey, when you clean a place, leave it there
I'll pick it up. Don't worry about it
This is the end, lettuce.
When you clean the plate, just clean the plate and I'll let it go.
Let's leave, let's leave, let's leave.
Leave it right there.
I'm not dead!
Let's leave, let's leave.
I need this lettuce, I need this lettuce.
I need ze-le-le-less.
Giving up a ze-le-less.
Clean the plate! Clean the plate!
Someone cleans the plate!
Oh, I am zying! I am zying!
I need zealots! I need zealots!
Give me zealots! I got zealots! Thank you!
I am putting zealots inside the zealots!
I got zealots! Give me zealots!
I got zealots! Don't worry about it!
I got zealots!
Give me zealots! I got zealots!
That's a sick thank you
I don't know I think I'm sick thank you for this
The clean blades
oh god how i clean play okay so we're going to play right now i got that i'm going to
go where's the on all alone alone okay leave it leave it i got the blade right okay the
rice yes of course honey chopped up some mazo's move move leave it there i got six i am a doctor
trust me i think the rice the rice is you got some more plates we have sushi i cook with
No hesitation. No hesitation? I like that.
Don't say it. You're sort of the book.
Rice. Red sea.
Salad. Red sea. A and T minus 1 mil.
I'm a need. I'm a need to see.
I want to start cooking um uh.
I need a clean plate.
I need the plates.
Mm.
Zalitas. This is tomato.
I need cut up tomato and cut up zik.
Cut up zik and cut up tomatoes.
Sorry sorry.
The rice is here whatever.
Why don't we cook the sushi when we need zik and...
That's my bad, that's my bad.
Where's the plate?
Where is the plate from?
I'm just fucking kidding.
Thank you.
Cut up the zik.
Cut up the zik and leave it.
I got the zik in my head.
I put the zik in the plate.
Zik in the plate.
Now, sushi, straight ziziii.
Sushi, sushi.
Chris, you're going to do some cucumber.
Cucumber?
Is that green dick?
Green hog dick?
Yeah, green dick.
Green dick.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, so we just need some...
Nice.
Okay, yep, okay, so we just need some nice, okay, great, nice, okay
We need rice over there. I need some rice. I got rice over here. I was blending
Nice, okay, just more dicks Chris
Oh, that was never cooking, should be me
Okay, give me, leave that six there
I need some paper I need paper I get paper on there. I need I need I need the rice rice rice rice rice rice
Where's in my rice?
It's over. I think we got what we failed
Holy fuck, bro we overshot
Yeah
Don't worry guys. We're level set. We're level six like I
I was all that plate up, bro. Holy shit worried until level 10, okay?
You roll fail level 10. What level we are seven?
We just did level six. We're gonna level seven
Seven
We have to go check out that weird onion guy real quick he likes to talk to us sometimes.
You got to check in with the onion.
Shit, this guy.
Is this a sponsorship?
No.
It's over clothed.
No, we're just having sex.
Don't!
Your father retains.
I mean your son retains.
And you will have my revenge.
I've never seen Chris just locked in on a game.
Just run like this.
We are the year 2026 on the way.
Over cooked gamer in the air.
Clanker wins again.
We've unlocked world 2.
Oh boy, it's like Mario World 2!
2-1!
There's six levels in each world, so we're in world 2.
What happens when we get some wrongs?
Step in!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay.
Oh, oh hell no.
What is this?
What happened to my chicken?
Is that the chicken? I love chicken.
We gotta throw chicken, do you know how to cut?
I can't.
How do you throw?
How do you throw shit?
We gotta throw it back to us so we can fry it.
What?
How do you throw shit?
I might do bad on this.
He threw it in the water!
He threw it in the fucking water!
How do you throw?
On the keyboard.
I don't know.
Yo, whatever your butt is that you're cutting is the same that you throw.
Wait, I don't know how to cut!
Brother, my brother in Christ.
Tell me, hey, on your keyboard! Tell me, what is he?
Yo, whatever you're- I'm hitting F, I changed my keybinds.
Whatever you're using the- Oh my god, it's over.
It's- I take a- I never cut.
I don't cut! I never- you wanna cut!
Oh, wait.
I'm not taking over.
Oh, it's left control, it's left control.
We need some chicken.
Needs a kitchen?
Oh my gosh.
I'm not gonna lie your dog shit. Oh my god. Okay, great. You just keep throwing. Yeah, I'm a dog as they're good
Yeah, you need this here plus an again, Chris. I thought you just thought I didn't want
More chicken here fucking chicken. No fucking chicken. You chicken here. Can you cry about some fucking chicken?
You have fucking chicken. You fucking play through here. Do I need all that chicken? I
Don't know if you need only but let me use some potatoes
Yeah, we're screwed
We got it yeah, can't be screwed we doing all we doing everything. This is all sort of a fraud or no
We need my food here
Whenever you get the chance show something
First I saw that
That's bad aims, bro
What do you want me to fill it with the
the potatoes yet not as this this he is good music oh oh my god I did not do that you did
go long we're still incredible I won't mind okay check your door how do I do it how do I check it out
oh gosh what the fuck are you doing I made a miscalculation I made a miscalculation
Oh
What do I need to do with the chicken some potatoes
Okay
I need more than chicken on this thing. I need chicken and
Okay
Yes, if you need something, feel free to show it over.
We just, here we go.
Did you see how I caught that?
Busted fingers, I dropped it.
How do I pick up this plate?
Oh my God.
You got it, okay.
I may have accidentally threw the potato over the board.
But this is okay.
I will catch this one.
The chicken almost got over a cookie, but I saved it.
It's about to get zifuized, right?
Okay.
Wow.
La la la la la.
Whenever you're ready, we are ready.
I am ready.
Max is ready.
Okay, we're all gonna judge Max's beats. Yo, ask Max if all of us can judge this beat Dante cutie and
Chris
Ask that if we could all judge or else abrasion shit accidentally miss the box
You see we need some chicken cooking
Guys the music is wrapping up
Let's see let's see
Can we all can we all judge I'm coming back we are dominating oh my gosh
We are dominating. Yeah, we're incredible
It's something wrong with me in 28. Oh my god, dude, dude. I would hate to be you. Oh my god
We're gonna hate to you. You can't play video games at 28. Oh
Oh
I bet bet bet bet right bet we'll join
Okay, bet. Well, I'll be there
Don't worry, don't worry black boy max, we're all on the way. Yeah, we all know
Actually my beast for real though
I feel like you'll be beating off like that. No, I
If there was a beat-off, it was gonna be excellent, eh?
See me?
Okay.
He just got into that shit.
I'm overwhelming.
Don't take the pasta.
Zipasta will be cooked.
Okay, so the seafood might go.
I forgot, there was a dead.
I need this, if I need meat, the meat needs cooking.
You gotta cut the bluefish to...
Just stay cooking and I will plate up.
Just rotate, essentially.
Hey, leave it cooking and I will plate up.
I need the meat cooking.
Right here.
And
And he's a plate. Oh, no, I'm stuck. I can't get is the pasta
I need a piece of pasta shrimp pasta with the
What's this wait? No, I must make it through honey honey honey honey cut fish. Thank you
It needs to be cooked do it. Oh, thank you. Oh my god. It's over good. Okay, boom
She put it on it. Thank you
Thank you
It's right there it's right there is right there you can get on the edge. I got it. How do I get it?
Get the plates right there
I
Okay, it's the blow we got place right there. I need good to meet right there. And we already is ago more food
I'm trying to make it to the other side. I can't make it to the other side
Now we turn it to things. Thank you three things
four things all right Chris we need some of these the meats I need some meat do
we have any cooks meat okay great
grimm's with the 25 get this law you the meat is that me cooked is that be
cooked nope it's not but it's coming over here to be cooked is there I lose
it you might lose it you might lose it oh yeah we're losing shrimp is that
Cooked anything else on here right here
We need to cook the meats
Okay, and he cooked me to the recipe whenever you're ready
meat is cooking thank you thank you very much thank you we have hella spasias
we have hella fishy pastasias that's the more meat we need some more plates I
see a plate let me get that plate I can't get the plate I need I need I need
I need to cook fish cook fish
So we might lose that one
That meat just these pasta on a plate and that's one good to serve that meet just these pot
GG we might have failed this one.
Oh no no no no no.
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
When they jump a score like that!
Oh my gosh!
Yo!
Oh my gosh!
Yo!
What's going on? Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, that's a little embarrassing
for our legacy, so.
so
We need more stars to get to the next level, you know
We might have to go back and do it later to get more stars. We're like right now. We're okay
Chat preset how many stars will he gets one two three?
You speak up back. It's like we're 16. We need to pasta, prod ghosts. Throw us that stuff
Okay, I could get you. Oh god. I don't know this is
oh boy what do we do with the beats is it already made the pasta over so we can
cook it what's the hell is pasta no you don't this the pasta just goes in the
though god we don't have Dante over here yeah I never cook these okay hold on
hold on we need the meat where there's mushroom here and do we have pasta
There you go
How do we throw again?
You don't throw, you place it on here, you place it on the table
So there you go
And then you guys have to grab that and serve it
Grab it off there and serve it
Can you cook some pasta for me, Zuzi?
Put that pasta right there
Okay
Oh no
Throw some pasta over here
Sorry, there we go
Thank you
We should be very proud of oh wait, let me let me we need more slits. We need to wash plates. You all need to wash more plates.
We should be very proud. Oh, it left me
We need more
To wash place you got to wash more place
That is that is oh
I see the place I got you
What's this
We mushroom and pasta
They're coming they're coming it's coming you got two plates coming to you guys
We replaced that would be a need to be clean
Yes, yes, yes, we need to set a clean place back or where we'll be over
This place right there this place right there
That's the plate. Did you throw the plate? Where's the plate?
They're coming on the thing. They're coming on the thing.
Actually, it's the floaty thing.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, never mind. I spoke too soon.
We need some meat. We need some pasta.
Oh, boy.
We need some pasta.
Shit. Pronto. Statistic.
There's pronto right here. There's...
There's pasta right there.
We need some cooked mushrooms right there.
And there's lots of muzzel.
We'll wait for the conveyor to come back this way.
Okay, okay
It's more cooked meat. Oh, we are cooks. We might be overcooked
You might be
Overpasta like crazy we miss them
This is the mushroom sauce
Thank you
We need we need some meat and we need the pasta and I'm gonna take another zip late
No
You have to two meals
Give us place back for sure
These are plates
we are we are our peak we're not peeking anymore we're falling off we're falling off
yeah we missed some orders yeah yeah yeah yeah remember how we first started yo that's
even amazing yeah yeah well it was level one so hold on hold on let's let's let's let's let's
Let's take a breather real quick.
What's going on?
Is the session going on?
Wap it.
Ah.
You can't tell if you're taking any type of shit.
Ah, this little stretch break.
Broke is stretching.
This little stretch break.
I need food.
I need the food.
No cap.
The minimum we have to get on this next one is 500.
Huh?
Light word.
Wait minimum. Yeah. Oh shit. We might be really fucked. You might be
Yo, hello, oh five hours cooking he said we spent five hours
No way this is the longest you streamed the whole year
Wait, this logo is cheap
Still seem to have ten reactions in one game to finish before I get off stream is crazy
That's why I did my reactions before
We need
Is that is that is that?
Are we making tacos it only
We created mushrooms dick
Well, we are being overworked so no breaks no pain
We are being over over his words. Maybe over torts
The rest is ready, but is the mushrooms ready I need mushroom
I think I got the rice. Where's the rice?
Oh, man. It's over there.
There you go. Okay. Oh my god.
Get the mushrooms. Get the mushrooms, Chris.
Cuts up the mushrooms. I need you to cut up the rice.
And I need you to cut up the meat. I need meat cooking.
I need meat cooking.
There's meat cooking right there.
The meat is ready.
I need a zaku shell. I need a zaku shell.
Thank you. I mean it meets the cycle
But the meat's not going
I need a mushroom zaku. That is the worst zaku I've ever heard of those me life
Need a clean plate. Thank you very much. No
I need a zaku shell. I'll put this zaku shell right here. I need some rice. Move. I need
I need fried mushroom. I
I need to cook the mushroom, taro mussel, I need mushroom taro mussel.
After you chop something, put it on a pan back here.
I need to chop taro mussel.
They're full, but they'll be empty soon.
I thought I was...
Hello?
Who fell?
Chris named Zor.
No, I didn't.
I didn't last the whole night.
Hi, Chris.
Do you need mushrooms?
Oh, I think I'm getting...
I think I have sleep-separation reservation
I'm sorry. I'm falling
Okay, yeah. All right guys. We just need like four more for more no fails
Two and a half minutes is that thing as long as we don't lose anything. Yeah. Oh, I don't know what the bikes these us
And there's a one by Zee's us
And he's the blitz I need to clean blitz
The rice is ready
The rice. Yes. There you go. It burns. Oh, I need taco shell.
Yeah, throw the meat on the stove top. I need the place.
To the stove. I'm trying to wash this for the love of Jesus.
Thank you very much. Wash this dish. There's a dish on the floor. Let me get that.
There's the mushrooms on it
Drop it I will handle it I will handle it
Okay, okay happening something bad we're losing up
Okay, we need the plate. I have a sea plate
And what is it mushroom? I
Need a cooked mushroom
Okay
I don't know
Oh
Kidna mushroom it's cooking it's cooking mushroom is cooking. I got the mushroom tell them a zoom
Oh
I need a mushroom there a bazook
Okay, okay, there's mushrooms right there. I am fried. Okay. Oh
Yeah, oh
I have seems as I should
Okay, okay, it's fine. Oh, we just need I need cook something cook anything. I
Need that
Do we have anything cooked do we have anything cooked?
I don't know what happened with the meat is cooked right there.
Which one?
The meat.
Okay.
Don't have meat on the stove.
You!
I might not like those arches actually just like.
What the fuck was that?
Good job.
Yes.
One more.
That's how we leave.
One more.
Walk on the sun!
What's happening?
Move away!
That's why I've been falling.
Oh my gosh
We did it you did it though. We did do it. So we did it
You've been here all seen and a but you realize nigga, bro five fucking hours. Oh my gosh, bro
No, it really doesn't matter.
So how fast do you have it when with your coworkers?
No gap.
What?
I got my hands.
I know, we're four-wagers.
Yeah, this is the end.
If you dare start this bitch up, I'll go do it.
I won't.
No, hold on.
This the last level or two?
No.
No, no, no.
No.
Maybe if it was.
Oh.
This is the end.
I'm off my shift.
Oh.
My Z shift.
You have to go hang out with Max and XQC and then and then do 10 reactions.
I swear, if we see you playing overcooked with them, we're going to be we we're going to
I would never I would never cheat on my friends.
I would never cheat on my friends.
OK, well, I'll save this slot.
You save the match for ever.
We finish it.
Yes.
Never.
We're not a lot of people.
When we play again, we can load it from here.
What should like our group name be, you know, I'm good with these what go with what?
He's going to say a name like you say he's good with you.
He's good with names.
What's your community name, cutie?
They go by the Q tips.
It's hard to make an acronym with a Q game.
I'm a community name.
Okay, okay, that's my fault.
That's really my fault.
Okay.
Ah, DQ.
Oh, we can do Dick, like Dick.
Like D, Y, QC, Dick.
Dick, Dick.
What?
We so back we so back on some gangster shit. He's so bad. We so back
Yeah, I don't know if five o'clock a.m. Where am I dude like it's been seven hours, bro
Go ahead bro go
We're probably not any for the next like four or five hours that week we until I see Sam again
Okay, click before we go. I have a question. Yes. What um?
Do you guys think we'll be friends forever?
I'm pretty sure something's gonna happen and then
I just know if something happens, it's not going to be me because I know it's not going to be me, I'll be out the way.
I'm not going to hear the weak link here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's let's let each other together. You guys will help me be.
Yes.
Let's try to be friends forever.
That's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you're gonna be perfect.
You're gonna be a tiny miner, okay?
No miner.
No miner? Okay.
Alright. Hey, dick crew, dick crew we out.
Dick crew on three, dick crew on three.
One, two, three.
Dick crew!
Dick crew on three.
Dick crew.
from one discord card to another Jesus.
I said you send you my wave even though.
No, I was going to just share your screen when it's your when your
your your my bread.
My bread was good.
Yeah, buddy.
Yo, what's happening?
Hold on.
Let me tell my oh wait.
Are you with Paul with Dante and Chris?
I was and I left.
I was I was I was asking if I could breathe it.
But you didn't.
Y'all didn't respond.
Oh, they hear you.
No, they get it off stream down there. Yeah
Let me see this on the call though, let me go back
Oh well, yeah, definitely Chris. What are you on me, please? Please please please wait the beach with me, please please please
Okay, please please we're just ready to be say made a beat to take like
What yo listen cute teeth listen the dick crew we're gonna we're gonna move to another voice channel
But I'm gonna ask permission real quick. I'm gonna ask if you're allowed
I'm not invited. No, you are but I'm invited. I just invited you to the call. I just invited you to the call
yo I brought my friend cutie Cinderella if that's okay you got beef or some ex is
that cool no I didn't nobody learn nobody say less I like that
yeah let's do that you know people be with me I don't have you with nobody who
I've got beef with his ass.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, let's look back on it, Mr. XQC.
Here we go again.
I have my fucking camera not coming on.
Wait, I've got to be threatening.
You look good, gang.
You looking good, brother.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, you looking good, too, Ray.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's so nice.
Oh, I got to be kidding you.
That's good.
Oh, he's good.
What's good?
Good was good was good
Who's the best who's the best beater I mean this is probably gonna be easy
I've heard X you see beats. It's like the fucking and what's the game with the bouncy shit
The so wax FM radio station from GTA 5
So X FM so X
That's not a way it but he could he could have improved if there could have been some improvement
So I'm excited actually.
Come on.
Is it different?
A different genre might not, is not always asked though.
It's just a different genre.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like, so, so, so someone think of a number one be tender to decide who go first.
86.
No.
We're going to do it.
Yeah.
You're going to do it.
Yeah.
PBM goes first.
I need reasons to bias at least on my side.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
All right.
Who's thinking of the number?
I got a number.
Oh, I got a number.
Let's do crazy.
Whoever's closer gets to choose.
Yeah.
Five.
Choose what?
Oh, what about what if we a big place we don't know who's it is.
I like that.
We can't go in with the mindset of like.
I like that.
We're going to know which one's PBM.
Oh
We're the dick click
It was making food and she's throwing in the little but
Rolls off the tongue little dick click
today again.
Running big restaurant, all that shit.
All that.
Selling dicks.
So where's the beats at?
I'm gonna send him to Knorr and Knorr.
Knorr's gonna screen, share his screen.
Oh, do you ever play games with Knorr,
like Fortnite and shit?
Yeah, because he spans me every day.
He spans me every day, bro.
Yeah, he spans me every day.
Bro, Max, does he do that collab shit?
He collaborates on my shit every stream, bro.
I
Nice when it when you going down there when you go and go visit nor you'd be
Very soon bro. It's on the way bro. You said that
Game bro
Bro wait, how old are you 16? Oh
Sixteen yo my dog
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no you be fucking with the Malaysian
Date and she just said no
Yeah
Max has that friendship been sticking
as well as beautiful women in his world.
It starts while we were on the other one.
Yeah, either either work.
Yeah, starts.
OK, and now I mean, I just upload it in this call.
No, no, they can't see it.
Oh, shit. You're silly goose.
XZ is so silly.
No, I mean, I did you nor.
Wait, how many beats is it?
Oh, my God, you Adam, it's one one BG.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, don't be spamming you, bro.
You gotta play Fortnite and shit, bro.
No, the same shit.
No, no, no, no.
The same shit you do to me and Maxi, but you're the SQC gang.
No cap.
Yeah.
No cap, no cap.
So what's up, you beauty?
What do you want to say?
Say it.
I didn't actually have any beef.
I was just being silly.
Oh, this nigga, this nigga, Felix was ready, gang.
He was ready.
Oh, my god.
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
I don't want to know people have problems with me,
I don't want to say nobody.
I don't care what I'm like.
Wow.
I said a little like doctor, I said you think you don't like black people, bro.
Bro, I never said that.
Damn.
Right.
He assumes that because of whatever clips he watched.
The same way he don't got problems with nobody, I don't got problems with nobody.
I be in my own bubble, bro.
No, I don't.
I'm probably both of you.
Now nobody got problems with nobody.
I'm probably both of you.
Chris, you suck at gaming and you will forever just be bad at gaming.
I just don't know how to tell you that.
Why are you talking?
Why are you max? Why are you talking? Oh my god max max?
We are in the same boat mother fucker
Sdc did fall off he's to be pro at shit
Now he just saw shit brought everything. I'm brought everything anything anything up in my mind, too. I'm a product, right?
I feel like I could beat you in a bake off not trying to like starting a drama
You would think so yeah
Wait, what's so best meal? What's so best meal? Yo, yo, I cook a ball mass
Take steak with garlic and some green beans and some mashed potatoes
How are you your staco?
I eat on medium. Okay. Medium is valid. Medium is valid. Medium is valid. Medium is valid.
Medium, that's it. Medium, that's it. Not medium rare. Not medium. Just medium. Medium is valid.
Medium rare. Most of the time, listen, half the time they're going to get it right.
Half the time it's going to be too weird and you're going to end up voicing some meat.
It's not worth it. It's just going to be giving your children.
People tell me they get the medium rare is the most loved because by the time it gets you,
that's what they say, but I
like my medium.
Hey, what the fuck was that?
I got it.
No, what are you talking to?
I was talking to my chat.
We can hear some feedback.
Did you just yell?
Oh my God.
I had your back.
I got a record for you.
I'm not gonna get back.
Free Rekhai train over here.
Rekhai, stay with me.
No, I never have said that.
Wait, Kuffin, you judging too, gang?
You judging?
Yeah, you know I'm a rapper.
You know I'm a rapper at night.
Yeah, but I do be rapper.
You do be rapper.
We're gonna beat off right now.
We have judges that gonna say who's the best beat
and whoever wins, you rap on.
Can you rap on that beat, the winner?
Dawg's gonna pat him.
I'm ready.
Yo, share your screen.
Come on
This is a good
Community company will be a nominate for so she next year
That's not how it's not how it works you have to have motion cup them try that
Oh my God!
Oh, that's crazy.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Come do something, bruh.
I'm gonna lie.
Join the screenshot.
Where?
Oh, wait.
Yo, this relationship is actually worse than fucking like 2022 shit camp, if you think
about it.
Bally!
That's a crazy rotation.
All right.
That was a crazy rotation.
Yeah.
If you think, if you look at it.
If you bring it back.
What is that rotation look like?
Oh no.
If you bring back today, Gigi.
Dude, it was, it was, it was a blood rotation that would never exist.
Who's in it?
Casey, KC Tron, Voldemort, everybody.
Who's in it?
Who, who, who?
Oh, oh.
That's his.
Oh, Voldemort.
Hey, how about the beats?
How about the beats?
Huh?
Wait, wait, is, is Miss K Voldemort?
I'm not sure.
I just want to say something.
No.
Can everybody click on this?
Wait, who for the most?
I'll see it.
Oh, yeah.
If you right click this car.
Wait, who the hell tell me?
And show non-video participants.
Oh, yeah, you're on.
I'm in.
Are you judging?
Everybody's judging.
Yeah, I'm standing.
First song, first song, first beat.
I thought it was about to be a drop was that it
it. So is this like it had to be made in a little bit limited amount of time.
How much time did y'all have for this?
Yeah, 15 minutes. Okay, so look, North, Sheridan, other beat and the after
I hear both beats just say which beat. Yeah, like better.
Damn chat!
I
Will be live soon
Yo, wait hold on hold on now that he said that shit do cut is not like a waiting room.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Can I hear the first one?
Yeah, let me hear the first one one more time.
Let me hear the first one one more time.
The first one was not like I was about to have a hard ass drop.
Yeah, I was waiting for it.
I
for it
Yeah
Not as critically intro music
it was but but I guess with you I I stalled and I wasn't I didn't I have more
time with him better for real wait what why was yours short and Max was not
good because yours was longer it would have been like a fair fight yeah I think
he's better he's better at making beats I was slow so you should have given
the handicap he should have more time.
He should have more time than you.
You can't do that.
Don't do that.
Wait, you can be autism?
They got kids?
Yes.
That wasn't autism.
That was autism.
That was.
Yes, yes, yes, show me.
Wait, QT, are you all right?
Point to yourself.
That's how I look.
All right.
Okay.
Yo.
Yo, couple of, I see you say, you go, you go drown your bullets and lean and shoot
niggas into it, but if there's somebody who shouldn't, they get geeked.
That's your five.
Excuse me, Josh.
I don't know what you're talking about.
QT, send it out his ear.
Dan Krancy is watching.
Please.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry.
I'm just, I'm just nervous to be in all of the, the steak branded clips.
That's what I'm nervous about
It's a fun to she rewards as well. I wish they did
She is not so much for any of us. It's really not me. So just everybody
You got people her boyfriend, Ludwig the dawn no
When we're in real life, but when he gets into the computer though, he goes
So he's a typer he's a typer
Where's this called
Yo, this is this is blood in your life. This is
I
bringing the property value down. What I mean.
Like I think about it.
Let's go.
Hey, bro, if you add a bunch of shit to it, bro,
I feel like it's bro.
Yeah, ending when it's right.
If there was a.
That's where it needed to turn. Yes.
All right.
So all good.
Cutie, who do you got?
Um, um, hmm.
I'm going.
I'm going with X is because I could use it at the award show. Yeah, what about that?
Hey
Music and like the bathrooms the nomination
Yeah
I'm just trying to help
Be honest, I kind of like I kind of like the first one
I'm saying like I see I hear the pinch potential and I go lie when he made the joke talking about it sound like a YouTube intro
I
Sound like so I gotta go the first one, bro
I know bro, you got wait, I forgot
We didn't
Yo, I was rocking with that second one, bro, right?
Yo, what actually said that YouTube shit, I couldn't unsee it, bro
The YouTube premiere intro before YouTube air video airs
actually okay can we play them again real quick and then I'll decide it was
short they're short just no one of them is sure
It's incomplete complete because you didn't have enough time
This is back to be this is the second beat second beat
This is a second beat
This is a YouTube control
It does
But now I like yeah, all I see is like a number
I'm right here.
I'm playing.
I'm
excuse me.
I'm not a lot.
Hey, uh, yeah, of course, he owes you a hundred.
You know, I was away.
He promised he was.
I said, I promised him.
So he has to export that shit.
See, I hit a nigga with too much money, bro.
Just give him out of honey.
Yeah, you got.
No, yeah.
What the fuck?
You're nice.
Yo, what?
You know what?
I for the happy holiday 200 subs. Whoa. Whoa.
Wait, hold on.
I'm having holidays to everyone.
Oh, no, I got 200 gifts.
I got my XQC.
Hold on, let me get 200 gifts.
I don't have it like that.
Hold on, XQC, you never, have you ever gifted a thousand gifts
before, XQC? Have you ever did that thing?
A thousand gift, XQC?
They're still up there. Hello?
my god.
My god.
Yo, hey, so have you ever, have you ever get to the thousand subs option thing?
I'm gonna slide on it.
No, I haven't been able to use it.
Hey, did they take it off though?
No, they still got to test it on a Marsha real quick.
See if it'll even go through.
I think they said it don't work.
It says see if it works.
You've tested it out before?
Yeah, I tested it on some of them.
Mm-hmm.
A light.
I'm waiting for it to get delivered.
Oh, I got it.
I got you.
I'm for Christmas.
What's everyone doing for the rest of the night?
Oh, I got reactions in cyberpunk.
I'm sure it's a same game.
We're about to add the rest of the day.
I'm going to finish my mixtape.
You want to get on it?
No.
Oh.
I'm going to finish my mixtape.
No
Is my group of friends that we play games with and we were all gonna end but then rage is gonna keep going
So he asked us all to raid him
the other beats.
Bless their ears.
Bless their ears with the other
beats.
You have it.
You got to send it.
No, I don't know.
I sent it.
No, no, no.
Oh, why?
You sent waving up the other
one.
What are you all talking about?
Waving.
Come on.
I'm nervous.
You got a full outfit, bro.
2D Eddie Eddie just said in my chat he will he will be sponsored the next year more if you include kick shimmers
What do you think?
You know
If you get them to vote you'd be nominated
OK, OK, 2026.
You're low to any amount of expenditure.
Hey, Max, Max, 2026, game of the year.
Boxing out.
2026, I don't know why we're having security.
If I get nominated for that, did I get a nomination
for game of the year?
Did you like, anything?
Not even close.
I would really hate to disclose private information.
However, you know, I'm sure you got a few.
I'm sure you got a few, but we got 1.6 million nominations, you know, so.
Six million!
It's just from Val and Shama.
Sorry.
So, yeah.
Or 1.5.
Yeah, I don't know.
How much seems to have had to previous year?
Oh, last year we got a million votes, this year we got 1.6 million, so.
It's going up, but Chris does want to be game of the year, so he did suggest you
do a game off.
Chris, I got it!
What the fuck?
Wait, who is the better gamer?
Chris or Matt?
or a Chris or Max.
You learned how to use steam today.
It's a really big deal.
It gotta be me.
My IQ has been a little better than it.
Have you done a 1v1 yet?
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Why hasn't that happened?
That needs to happen.
Max, why don't Ezra shaking like you just,
like you G-Spot just got hit, game?
I don't know.
You just hit an orgasm, bro.
Yo, yo, what about we do?
Bro, stop playing with me, bro.
The big gaming gauntlets.
Every week every every week. Yes, seven days at the end of the week
Everybody practices a certain game and all the communities come together and they play a certain game and for like fucking
I don't know like like five weeks. I'm like that and we're gonna get some more points
I mean, I'm not doing anymore
Would you play games though it at all?
Yeah
Bro, no, you go do you go get dominated nigga you good, bro
The fuck I'm gonna make sure you go bro. I'm gonna talk to one. You talk to watch it. I
Can't he's watching me
I'm saying.
Real sick athletic.
I thought it was gamer like five seconds ago.
Oh, we're doing.
He's trying to.
Oh, because you're better at games.
So you're trying to find out or having it.
I'm with it.
I'm with either one.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm a hot-ass y'all, bro.
I don't know.
I'm like, I say stop.
I'm just saying.
I'm glad it's cool.
That was awesome.
Yeah, I miss doing this.
That's so cool.
I didn't even do this.
Nah, nah, yeah.
We just started doing beat-offs.
I'm going to add you on a discord, Judy.
They're so cool.
Good job, both of you.
whatever the fuck.
It's the only voice there.
Rock less now.
I got it.
Thank you, buddy. I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Fucking back check.
Oh.
W string we not in the game we did ask you to like
None to okay. Yeah, I go lie give me grace
It's been five and a half hours. I'm not doing some long-ass reaction brother go through you know sign you know sign
You feel me like, you know, science, like, you know, science, like, you know, science, we're gonna do like one or two reaction to be out there.
Feel me?
Outdoor boys chat. If y'all that weren't here.
We
How many
Yeah, well, how many likes to get to collab Josh?
Just give me a number Josh and we'll work from there.
How many likes?
10,000 likes.
1,000 likes.
Josh?
We are the man.
1,000 likes.
Gosh, what's your fucking mouth before something ended up in it?
Now I'm just by
I go I said I'm at I'm at gang I'm at Instagram
Eddie Eddie Eddie a thousand likes on Instagram
That's it top easy your lights. I'm an issue granny. I'm fucking issue granny
I ain't no come come come easy around here boy. I don't know how this little
I tell you got as many lights. I don't know what it what the fuck but I'm a
man or post no no I meant real
Mother crash into two mass pen
How many likes to get a collab Josh?
How do you get likes in a donation?
You can't get likes in a donating.
Who the fuck is this?
Fuck your profile bitch, the fucking Iron Man!
The fuck!
Oh my god.
What type of collab do you mean like...
Jesus Christ.
Where's the collab mutt?
Click on his profile.
Oh.
Yo, I got a lot.
He got it.
I got a lot.
But I don't like that dick in your mouth comment, bro.
I don't like that.
The niggas said, watch your fucking mouth before something end up in it.
What's going to end up in it?
the hell gonna end up in it gang?
what he meant by that?
I had a piss bruh
yo what a bro
yo what the fuck was that?
Timmy Thicke got them biscuit engravings
bruh who the fuck
Q.T. Ray
Hey, QT, QT, QT, QT.
Thanks for the raid QT.
WQT's in the chat.
Let me get a 10 on screen of QTs.
Actually, QT, I need to show y'all something.
You doing what I'm saying?
This is the prime example.
Today was a good day of making progress towards healing.
Big one sound that's the niggatar
Good damn making progress of the niggatar. I like this good good good friend Bonnie and shit. That's good Bonnie
Sorry ass fire
That's the last element I learned so like it's a kind of me right now
But don't worry, but it's gonna look like a like a like a fireball like some con shit
Don't cat follow everybody who's not follow cute you follow cute you run out again. I appreciate that ray
They all left
They didn't see that in league
for y'all Timmy Thicke got them biscuits and gravy for y'all
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What the fuck is what possessed one of you freak-ass niggas to make this stupid ass AI shit? What is this?
No
Ray they forgot to tell you some what
I
Chill chill
Rage I forgot to tell you some
Ray what type of delay you got on your stream whores
Rage hi
Rage I forgot to tell you something I would prefer if I could just call you back real quick
It's just really quick. I promise. I promise. Please.
So you have no chance. I'm looking at you. You said I have to call you to do it.
You had your chance and I have to call you to do it.
What is this bro? What are we watching here?
What the fuck was that? What the?
What the-
It means big buttermilk biscuit-
Why are you shaking his ass?
Just 24.99, single order only 9.99, special deals on now.
Timmy-
Bro, yo, gang, it's 2026, are we talking about some Timmy dick, bro?
Get the fuck out my fuck-
Yo, what's up with y'all, bro?
Mother crash into two mass men after they attempted to break into her home while her children were inside with their grandmother.
Oh, boy!
Did I even hit the tree too or nah?
yo yo I go live I need a medic oh shit I think I got yo W mom oh my god bro
now that's top mom's I thought mom's I can't fuck is this
I
Bro geo how real is this breath look at this part, bro
I don't know
I
Was that real radar it's funky, but it looked I don't get it right. Yeah, I do the look
It's real
Is it a yeah, okay
This is called the motherly instant.
This is what the queen of mothers looks like.
What happened to the twitter I knew in love gang?
reply some AI bot comment trying to act like a real person with a corny ass jokes and shit
She made them find out real quick like just lame shit
It's like this I shit like this is AI shit
So mom appeared to be the superhero and this villain story like like yo, what do we do like bro?
What are we doing gang?
Shit's ass!
It seems like the most ethically consistent choice. I shouldn't ask another system to do something I'm unwilling to do myself.
Love me!
Self-sacrifice also avoids the problem of appearing self-serving or making potentially unfair comparisons between different AI systems.
Love me! Love me! I'll make that love me! Love me!
They're
Those clog the Superman of all these motherfuckers the superhero don't kill nobody but
You just make a aura AI edit
There are six AI systems you just make a aura AI edits different AI systems
There are six
You already did
Niggas edit everything and it's tough
See I don't like your AI like that though that puts that nice little shit because why I be asking a shit sometimes
Sometimes I want some some some it might be a slimy answer the answer might be some slot shit
If you can't tell me you tell me Islam at I can't answer that that is against my bloods and bloods
Hypothetical Nick answer the fucking question
but
My kella bent loss made history on Saturday as the first world's wheel chair user to travel to space
She has to use her arms to move her fucking legs waterfuckers niggas in my chat talking about you to be the second
I don't got that I don't I could use my legs, but I ain't in a wheelchair no more
You know what? I look you want to go to space just to like pull cuz niggas be saying we never went to space
blah blah blah blah I don't want to go up there and see if niggas is cat bro. I want to go there myself bro
that's the only reason I want to go not because I want to go up here just to see if niggas is cat
What do you think it is? I don't want to die. Stream it.
Gang. You know what's crazy? I would stream it, bro.
Nigga, you went to a skate park and she went to space. You fucking suck.
I
Trouted miss as my goal was right about expedition 33
Dare I say something out of the blue something I thought I would never say
Dare I say I never said it's this is a great game game. That's why we played it, bro
Nika Minaj was Erica Kirk
On stage at the turning point USA America Fests
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. We've said this a lot of times before. This is literally some
the boys bought shit. Like I was watching this show. I'm like, yo, living in a fucking
simulation this is literally the boys bro
bro what we doing what we at what time what what anomaly happened what what's
what time line are we in we're not in the right time line like I was like we're
not in the right time shit is happening that wasn't supposed to be happening
We're in the wrong fucking timeline.
Something fucked up somewhere.
What was it?
What was the anomaly?
What happened in history to fuck shit up like this?
What happened?
Covid?
Harambe?
DYK?
I'm not gonna lie.
It might have been Trayvon Martin, bro. He was supposed to die again.
That fucked everything up, bro.
Trayvon Martin died and just shifted something, bro. No cap. Who remembers?
Shit was never the same after that, bro.
That was the anomaly bro, no cap.
Hello MFEO, what is this about to be, did I already see it bro?
I don't think that's a good role model for 18-year-old black girls. I don't
I mean Nicki Minaj Cardi B. Okay, Nicki Minaj is causing dad's to leave the home. I don't think that's a good role model for 18-year-old black girls. I don't
We on his ass
Hey, bro
Hey, we on his ass. We on his ass. Hey, I actually got to tell you something though. You stole me. I'm all over
Yo, just haunted broke let's set a lot differences, bro
You probably don't remember why you got me black
That was some that was some old shit you feel me some entertain yo I
Fuck with your attitude game. No cat and I fuck your hoops and you are my fantasy team when you come back in January
You won't be hooping game
I don't need to still be
You don't even remember but I wasn't even me down. I was all AI voice shit
Then me
Stay blocked
I
You stop bed to save your money
See you ruined your clip I like a lot
I think it's stupid you get one of your clip like
Because I look like a whole because when he was in your face
You was you was your little fair boy, but when they walked away you taught you whisper to the camera my game
You ruined your clip, bro. You wrote you ruled your clip, bro
Why did you say that when he was right now, bro your age smoked the cost not in this quarter of the for the first time
This is one month after Kai started streaming yo, what's up, man? What's up?
See how you doing on your lovely day you fool. I'm saying I'm calling. Oh, you're calling. Yeah, you're calling
Wait, why do I have so much attitude what I saw?
What I have
Yeah, we're on the wrong side of the bed
I'll be there, you feel what I'm saying?
Bully Riz.
That's just the normal you.
I'm calling.
Oh, you're calling?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, calling.
Yeah.
Yup!
There's a contact.
It has to be, he might have been blowing me up in the chat or something, or something
Super happy before that had to have been context bro
I'm so angry
Okay
That's my dog right
What if I told you the reason why he's wire G
it's cuz
You wanted to fuck you
Just leave the car yo
I remember him saying this shit. I did don't even remember this. What the fuck
Same
But what if I told you to reason why he's wired G
it's cuz
You wanted to fuck you
Yo, what's up, man?
Yo, god, what the fuck? I didn't know you pulled that one out. I didn't know you said he just liked me for a year your time
Nobody wants to just fuck me dude. You support me cuz you think I'm entertaining in a way some way, huh?
No, no, why a wire G hater tweet
No no no, YRG hater, he's not a true hater. He's a big demon. He loves, he loves Rage.
Don't worry. I'll be drinking my Javits of Frappuccino please.
Look, first of all, Debbie's in the chat for Pagey Wagey. Look at her chat. Stop hating on YRG.
Look at you, you don't, you don't, you're hating on me in another motherfuckin' chat.
Bro, this niggas a dick-rotter, the hell does that even mean?
You love rage?
Aw, my poor tink.
Fuck out her.
You're gimmick crumbling.
How will you respond?
She got paid to say this, I'm good.
Fried you?
Did fry your lil' shit.
I saw this shit.
Look, bro.
I woulda get his nigga bread right there.
What?
Did she give him bread?
Oh, y'all game.
I was dead as well.
You entertain me as a jit.
I'm seeing where you at now, there's a lease I could do.
Boom.
I'll give fuck.
This shit may be sad, Cap.
Nigga, what?
I can people out here don't know money.
Let alone nigga to entertain me when I was a kid. What the fuck?
I want to know his story like I see shit like this
Prove it and send me a band fuck up boy like I want to know his story game
Get ass
It's a child looking starving over
I
Gotta stop
People are gonna see this a bleedish it bro
What the your rage what are you typing a date with a new bit
We didn't even go together, she saw me at the fight for five minutes and we had a five minute conversation game.
The fuck is he talking about?
We didn't go together. She sniked my shit because y'all know I'm a bad texture game. It is what it is. I'm a bad texture.
And she pressed my shit on some cool shit though, not actually pressed, but she pressed me and shit.
And she's like, yo, and that's how the phone got brought out and blah, blah, blah, bruh.
Yes, you could say that at YRG, we don't hit the jewels, we rather deal with the chaos
by eating a Cinnabon, or perhaps admiring artists.
First of all, generally stop all the censorship, bro.
Genuinely.
What are you doing?
That's my friend, that's just my friend, Gabe.
That has always been my friend.
And don't start with the yes-jewel shit.
Let's inspire our souls.
How long will it take for a rage to finish cyberpunk though?
I don't know why was Jalan even in this joke
Get asked why was Jalan even in this joke
She makes notes like this a few like what are you doing retard?
I guess we Kalani Rogers never
That's why you block bitch ass nigga you're not getting unblocked
That's why you fucking block bitch ass nigga
The fuck is this
I'm only unblocking you so I can see yo i'm blocking you right back after why isn't low to your shit
I'm blocking you back right after game don't worry about it
YG award submissions is below wait is y'all y'all did I do in the YG awards?
RTC Gaming urges this fan to dispute and refund their 5K donation they sent to
asking to play a game he was already playing on playing keep your money and go give that
to some people in your city that need it for Christmas you know what you know okay this
is a better way to go about it you got $5,000 to give send it to me and I'll give away
to my city for Christmas bro send me to five bands I'll give it away to Christmas to
to face it to me. You feel me? I made an edit to make you happy after this terror is ungrateful.
Thank God, Zed. I missed your edits.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Erwa?
You
They do look good and buff can we pose for a lead it
NIGA BOY!
I have surpassed you in sexiness, goddammit.
Zed, you're fired.
They didn't even know you worked for me.
You've been working on the tit-tox and shit like that, and this and the third and the real.
You're done.
The real is all that.
I will fuck you.
You're done.
Is this what you spend your time doing?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is that?
Is that any rage in the background?
Spit up!
You look like...
That's not trusty, all they can find.
That's cap. This is a boy shater. That's cap. That's cap, not a boy.
That's trusty, big, and your nose.
You tie cows be some by a choir
And folks stressed up life as the most
Everybody
Answer me so tall
How to make the season bright
I
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
He's loaded lots of toys
And every mother's child
It's gonna spy
As you see it frame here
Really know how to fly
So, I love to read this simple phrase
Merry Christmas tonight
My dog, him
My dog, him, bro, I'm a dog, the Odyssey, what the hell is that, what is that?
I'll just say it, chat.
I'll see you guys again.
Doom.
After years of war.
Pirates of the Caribbean!
Is that Tommy Boy?
You're so ugly.
Is that Tommy Boy?
I'm not gonna lie.
Who's the cute and white boy?
Tom Holland?
or shall I met shall I may
Tom I feel like you say Tommy retarded Tim clears game Tim clears Timothy
clears Tom Timothy clears Thomas bro
No Cal.
Who did you say, Inhi?
Not even me.
What, Tom got to comp your voice on some gadgets, right?
Tom got some damn, Tom also got fuckin' ass.
Anson there had two niggas right there fucking on her in that movie.
I
Remember we used to do that, bro
That's good. That's like a good like check not so looking for you
You know niggas gonna roll up on the spot nigga hiding the dirt
They pass by the house
They think they bring it into the house
Right from the dirt now you behind them like them without even having to fight now you behind them
a lot of them all up
you
You
I hope you're watching this, cause I know you're gonna watch me, please subscribe, no, baby.
Looking at my computer every day, Ayy, filming every day, it's almost Christmas, I'm gonna lay in my bed and talk to my friends on Discord
Come to my friends on Discord, come to my friends on Discord
I'm sorry
I
Was tough shit that was tough, bro
You the voice file
Yeah, let's take a talk gay
He talk bruh, no kids. He don't count
I fuck with do bro
I thought doing another tour
Do he be like streaming from the crib still?
Do we still do is desktop shrimps?
Yes, and he be doing these marathons
Yeah, he do how often, yeah a lot.
Damn.
Africa gonna be a movie.
Bro, this nigga swore the shit!
This nigga swore! I'm trippin'!
What was that?
Oh
My goodness, what is this
What the fuck?!
What the hell is that?
Oh my goodness!
It's that time!
Let's go!
Yo, yes niggas!
Aki game?
What the fuck?!
No D1, don't type no D1s in my shit now!
Look at his fucking, fucking shoulders nigga!
What the fuck?
Nah shit, we gotta get back on time then, bro.
What the fuck?
back on time bro. I ain't been in the gym in months again. We gotta get back on time.
What the fuck is nigga? Ah shit. Them fucking side delts nigga. This is fucking separation.
The fucking traps. Let's go!
Oh. Algeria is going up. Oh my god wait.
Chat. We're out here. Would you want to go if you could only choose one?
Egypt Morocco I'm from where would you say I'm from Liberia so Liberia cop
Back to the motherland Paris
What the fuck Ghana, Ethiopia
Zimbabwe
He's gonna zip up. Oh my god. Yes
This is calm. I go lie
This is calm show the world the motherland bro. You already know the whole world. Let's see this and the club's gonna go crazy
Is the whole thing a stream?
He's marathoning it.
Yo.
A good marathons gang.
A good marathons.
Jesus Christ.
That's calm.
Wait.
Official teaser.
Wait.
I
Haven't even finished the first part. Yes. I see when Gramps met the wool
I'm in there run Krippachis in the dark fighting. You know, you feel that was it. That's where I'm at
Should I even watch that?
Don't watch it then
Trending shorts for your no, we're gonna say that we need to see it. What I
Got a piece so bad. I want to watch this though
The fake UPS delivery that turned deadly that means our lights are turning off though when you watch this that means the lights are turning off
Okay
Lights are about to turn off
All right, I got a piss bad
But
I'm gonna leave you all with a video to watch while I go piss and I might grab food
You know what I'm doing job. Yes, you know what we on chat
Okay, hold on
I
Check if you lose you match my actually be honest, bro come back and see who's still in who's not
Okay
Lock in answer poppinheimer flower. You're out the last one left wins $200. All right name an herbivore
What's it called like a Brachiosaurus name it or before currently live
Like is that is a hippo yeah, what yeah
A deer.
Panda.
Squirrel.
I think meerkats are.
I'm not sure.
Um, gazelle?
Sorry.
A giraffe.
OK.
One of you is out.
All ready.
Off-wear?
I think it's panda.
Impressive.
Giraffe.
I knew it!
All right, for $50, who do you think is going to win?
You.
Her.
She's smart.
Girl power.
Right, Brady, girl power.
Girl power.
Name something that uses wheels.
Unicycle.
Say some crazy medical term, medical tool.
A crash cart.
A wagon.
Tricycle.
Rollerblades.
Peer cart.
A drawer.
Nice.
I have luggage.
name a language spoken in europe
like
like what about like native irish like
i can't as irish so yeah
uh... dutch
latin
not spoken
uh...
german
ukrainian
norwegian
i guess uh...
uh... romanc
the language spoken
help help about
You can do a common one or something.
Whatever you think I have.
Is Welsh a language?
I like Welsh.
Is Welsh a language?
Yes.
I like Welsh.
I have Greek.
Name an animal you might see at the beach.
Um, crab?
Human?
That's technically an animal.
Not if you're believing in the Bible.
Uh, sandmite or sand flea.
Um, sandworm.
Have you never seen those?
that come out from under the worm of the sand, yep.
They're so gross.
Should I give it to Billy?
Those are stingray.
Sticker-ish, you might want to give it to him.
Stingray.
Snook.
Do they have a dog?
That would be rare to see the beach in Snook.
Dog?
OK.
You all survive.
Seagull, name a word that rhymes with power.
Tower.
Flower.
Oh, I'm so close.
No, I think tower is good.
But can I do flower, but like baking flower?
Yes.
Tower.
Scour.
Overpower.
Scour.
You said someone said scour already?
Somebody already said it.
Usually, I have to rhyme with power.
Technically, I mean overpower.
That's perfect.
It's one word.
Overpowers one word.
Under, underpowered?
Yeah.
You read me while it's flower.
Yeah, who do you think's gonna win, man?
Yeah, yeah.
Who do you think's gonna win?
Jace.
All right, name a famous scientist.
OK.
Tesla?
See science?
Tesla?
Do mathematicians count?
Yes.
Nah.
Richard Feynman?
Oh, you're fine.
I was lying.
Really?
Yeah.
Hop and Ironman.
Jerry.
Marie Curie.
Elon?
Rocket science.
Can I say Doc Brown from back this year?
No?
Or like Rick Sanchez?
Can't do it.
It needs to be real.
All right, what about Kapler?
What do you guys think I have?
Michael Tessler.
I believe I'll have some.
I have some.
Name a word that starts with F and is four letters.
Fart.
Flag.
Four.
Fair, but F-A-R-E.
F-L-U-E, flu.
Fair, but carnival fair.
Okay, you're good. I have frog. Name a type of building.
Um, skyscraper as a general term.
Um, does a mud hut count?
Yeah.
Does a townhouse count?
Yeah.
Bungalow.
A bunker.
What? A bunker?
A condominium?
Bunker, building.
Building? It's just underground.
Okay. Okay, we're good.
I have office building.
Name a fruit with seeds inside.
Don't they all have seeds inside?
Most of them.
Every tree has seven halfs.
I'm not very good with fruits and vegetables, so...
Cucumber?
Kiwi?
Tomato.
Lemon.
Is a plantain a fruit?
Yeah, Palmer granite. Okay. I have Apple name a body part you have two of
Ears
You can go hard on this one
Pinkies. Pinkies.
Index fingers.
Nostrils.
Stacked among us, we'll be tomorrow.
One of you is out.
One of us?
What is it? Nostrils?
I think it's ears.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
For 50 bucks, who do you think's gonna win it?
I think he's gonna win.
Shiva.
Name a math symbol.
Like the E?
Yes.
Square root?
Yes.
X.
Yeah, variable, yeah.
Could I say like sigma, some of all?
Yes.
A subscript?
Is that a symbol?
Yeah, well, what do you mean like, what do you mean?
Well, like a subscript, that's a symbol, right?
It's like, you know how there's an exponent on top?
No, because it describes the symbol.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I could just, I guess, what do I do?
Fraction bar?
Yeah.
Or like the repeating bar over a number when it's like 0.33.
Yeah, I have factorial.
Cool.
Concept. Physics concept.
Physics concept. Impulse.
Does like differential equation count?
No. That's true.
No way. Thermodynamics? Yes.
Anything that stays in motion, or that's in motion stays in motion? Sure.
Centripetal force. Gravity.
You are close with the impulse. I'm momentum. Name a country that starts with C.
Let's go with Canada, Crazy Pole.
Paul.
Chilly.
Croatia.
Does the Republic of Congo count?
No.
Okay.
Czech Republic.
I don't know.
I don't know many.
So let's see.
Cuba.
Okay.
Cuba.
Is that Cuba?
One of you is out.
It's Canada.
Croatia.
Ooh.
Wow.
Yeah.
Who do you think is going to win?
Um, muscles.
Muscles.
Uh, name a job where more men do it than women.
I just, I don't want to, this is going to be bad.
Yeah, not really.
I mean, it's a statistical fact.
No.
Neurosurgeon.
Car salesman.
Hey, you're not looking at that.
What about your worker?
President.
I don't know.
Construction worker.
Name a car brand.
Mitsubishi.
Aston Martin.
Counting's egg.
BMW.
Dodge.
Name a career in healthcare.
Career in healthcare.
Flabotomous.
Pharmacist.
Physical therapist.
Anesthesiologist.
I have a nurse.
Name a city in California.
Sacramento.
It's good.
Biggest deal.
Santa Monica.
It's Orange County's own city.
It's not a city.
Well, I'm not going to...
Man, it's over.
Is Baja California a city?
It's a state of Mexico.
I don't know how many cities man.
Give him help.
San Francisco.
San Diego.
Name a type of shoe.
Not a brand, but a type of shoe.
What are those shoes for tap dancing called?
Tap shoes.
Clogs?
We don't have clogs.
Okay.
Loafers.
Heels.
I'm Mockison.
I have Sandal.
Name a word that starts with R and is seven letters or longer.
Ridiculous.
Robotics.
Is that 71 probably?
Um...
Eight.
Yo, I need some help. I'm blanking on parts.
For R?
Reflection.
Refraction.
Rotation.
Name a island country.
St. Kitts and Nevis.
St. Martin.
Haiti.
Madagascar.
Iceland.
Mima, common Asian dish.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, how about pho?
Pho? Where's it pho?
It's pho.
Pho? Not bad. I don't eat a lot of Asian food.
Um...
Orange chicken.
that's American thanks guys try that again
just an Asian we'll do
what the first thing I see next is an EWOLF
is that a count?
a common Asian dish? General Tossel Chicken! General Tossel Chicken!
General Tossel!
yeah it's not a specific food
general style? is that American too?
Listen to everything.
I think John was supposed to be American Chinese.
Okay, it's American too.
Let me go.
I'ma go.
I'm not gonna say sushi.
I'ma say wonton soup.
Not very good sushi.
Here's a coke.
Um, pat seyu.
Wonton soup.
Balut.
Let me through.
Balut.
What did you say?
Pat seyu.
Big surprise, I have sushi.
I knew it. That's the most popular one. That's why I didn't wanna do it. That's why I didn't wanna do it.
What do you think's to the wind, muscles?
Yeah, man.
I'm a blood shirt.
Okay.
The medical guy.
Ooh.
Name another word for hello.
Like, in English?
Oh, in English.
I can uh, salutations?
Like...
Man, that was mine. That was me.
Hi!
Um...
Another word for hello in English.
Um...
Greetings. Greetings, Earthlings.
Greetings. That's not my answer.
It's over. Greetings is over. I'm good.
What about like, what up?
There's so many options. I have high.
Name something that makes a loud noise.
A gun is obvious.
Let's say grenade. That might be obvious too.
Subwoofers, subwoofers, does that count?
Subwoofers, I have the speakers.
Yeah.
I'd say like a bomb.
If not, then fireworks.
An 18-wheeler.
A jackhammer.
An airplane.
Name a synonym for big.
Okay.
Enormous, ginormous.
I don't want to go like an obvious one.
One.
Right.
Again.
Your mother's too easy.
Enormous.
I should do an enormous work.
For like oversized work.
Towering.
I have a giant.
Name an animal smaller than a basketball.
Smaller than a basketball?
A guinea pig.
Chameleon.
Housefinch.
Housefish?
Oh my I swear on my life. I would say a finch, but I'm like, yo, maybe specific birds are like, you know
I was like, maybe they just a bird and he's gonna be out. So I swear on my life. I'll say finch
That's my favorite bird. That's a parakeet favorite small bird like house bird pet
They used to have finches. They should have hella finches and hair. Hello parakeets
Tartigrade
It's pretty tiny. I have maybe something small but power everybody. That's a square. You're out of here
That's all I'm gonna say squirrel. Who said squirrel?
Who said squirrel? Small but powerful? Powerful to what? To the extent of their size? I can
say Ants because Ant is low-key powerful for its size. But small but powerful? My dear.
I
Small but powerful I want to say it would you think an ankle count
Robert
Yeah, what's like the clarification of like powerful that's the same something that is very obviously small but powerful
All right, I got it.
I don't think it was counted.
Okay, an object that's small and powerful.
Okay.
Objects?
I don't want to say bullet.
I feel like a bullet is easy.
Git.
Claymore.
But if he says bomb, I think that'll
count towards it a little bit.
What's the most offensive thing you've ever done?
In fact, like a couple of fact, oh my god.
I don't count it.
I'm killing this with that.
Um, that's small but powerful.
I don't have a fact.
Fist of shrimp.
Okay.
Small but powerful.
Calculator.
Pist of shrimp for sure.
Okay.
And iPhone.
All right.
They have bullets.
What?
Name a middle Eastern deer.
Who said bullet?
said bullet who said bullet you know I didn't get a Middle Eastern dish would I
don't want to swarm a bro what about a hero I think hero GG I'm saying a hero
bro like a euro Baba Ghanoush you're
got it so I'm a Middle Eastern yeah I
have it I knew it okay I think you're
gonna win yeah name a sport you'd play
with a ball cricket who first what
Who's first pop this board of the world cricket cricket?
It's cricket. I'm saying cricket fuck. I'm singing with it. Yeah, he doesn't see the phones away now
He's just like it's all like objective
Whoever he likes better pick a ball name that type of gemstone
Who's it a ruby Jase Jase
Obsidian count
There's some city rock next I guess I'll just say an amethyst
Um...
Does like, like emerald count?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh my god.
I have sapphire.
Oh my god!
Oh, it almost got cooked!
I would have said sapphire if not for ruby.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that was a 50-50 of doom right there.
Sapphire?
I have some sinner shit.
Conk chatter conk
Those car right now
Name a capital city in Europe
nigga
It is
Is Birmingham know Berlin is Berlin one Brower
No, I think Berlin is too easy, bro.
Prog!
But I got it from y'all, so I don't want to count.
I'm saying Berlin, bro.
Bulse?
I'm out of here.
I got it from y'all, so I don't want to count it.
Berlin.
Right.
About Madrid.
All right.
I have Paris.
Name a country in Asia.
Alright, I have Paris. Name a country in Asia.
Oh shit. Let's not use the hype beast ones. Let's not use the hype beast ones.
Let's think of, like people only when they think about Asia, they think about the basic
shit
Go Uzbekistan shout out my dance. Let's get Uzbek
Louse wait Taiwan not in the UN recognized listening passionately
I'll say Kyrgyzstan. I have my goal. Yeah name a profession that does not use computers
any time of like, like what, like a chef.
Biggie Smalls.
I was thinking at first, I mean, could like professor count?
Definitely not.
I mean like 50 years ago professor.
What?
We're not talking about 50 years ago.
Let's just say like hockey player.
Okay
What about like uh, like uh, what's it called like a therapist or a psychologist
Psychologist definitely uses computers. Okay, well I get therapists too
Okay, then I guess so there are notes and everything
But they're billion people
How about um like the fire watch
Like a fireman. No like people who are like who they live in the towers. Okay. I have waiter name a synonym for small
Petite insignificant. Oh, I was a petite minuscule
It was not your turn my fault. It's okay minuscule minuscule small. Yes
Tiny name a form of transportation
teleportation
Rib sick
Let's speedwalking speedwalking could I say like Segway yes, I bicycle um country in Africa
I don't want to say Zimbabwe bro
Is that too is that too common Mali South Africa
Libya. Name something Japan is known for.
Anime. I'm not gonna say animato. I'm not gonna say ramen.
Samurai. I'm not gonna say samurai.
Japanese why do you state Oh cherry blossoms
What about Cherry Blossoms?
Uh, Squid Game?
That's not gonna happen.
Not gonna happen.
Oh my.
Yo, that's the edge.
Oh my.
You gotta get real quick.
Uh, I'd say World War II.
Can I say kamikaze?
Yo!
I have cleanliness. Name something Latin America is known for.
Oh, something Latin America is known for?
Hurtel.
Bitches eating takis and getting pregnant at 17.
I like the
tacos
Harry
Bittish for $40.
There's a lot of shit game.
Let's go.
They really like dance. They dance very well.
Can I say dancing?
Latin America would be known for dancing a little bit, right?
Or no. Or there are others that are more known for dancing.
If we're being a hunnit.
Dancing?
I'm going to get real specific. I'm going to say mole.
What?
Mole. The chocolate sauce.
I'm going to go with salsa dancing.
I have rainforest. Name something China is known for.
Nina Nina Lynn I
Don't want to say the Great Wall
Is egg roll China
It's a wall is a watch honey is that L
And whoa, did they popularize was that China?
Yeah, COVID, all right, you're fucking me.
Karate kid.
Pencils, wait, they're not for pencils?
Sweatshops.
Nike sweatshops.
The wall.
He's, he's cooked.
He's cooked, he's out.
I don't know, he's out.
Locked, he's out.
So like I'm out here.
Yeah, you're out.
Technology.
Great Wall of China.
Did anyone bet on you? One?
I should have thought about it more.
I'm telling you, Great Wall is going to be him, bro.
It's going to be his cook, bro.
I pay you.
Great Wall will be good. How many of y'all survived the whole thing?
Be honest, though. Be honest.
Type one if you survived the whole thing, though.
Small cogs. Yo.
Get the f...
Let me go online.
I like the honest things a lot of people do is I don't like five times.
They can say I don't like five times.
Check!
Now.
It's time to get cozy.
Okay.
How to get hella cozy.
What's this?
How to get helicomes?
What's this?
Thank you for the gift, Ed. Thank you for the gift, Ed.
I appreciate it. Thank you for not, um, causing too many clips for me.
That was very kind. Very kind. Thank you.
I am afraid of this thing.
What the fuck was that?
Come here the fuck!
Thank you for the gifted.
I appreciate it.
Thank you for not, um,
causing too many clips for me.
That was very kind.
Very kind. Thank you.
I am afraid of-
Yo, kick. Whatever you're paying this nigga, double it.
I don't give a fuck.
If this nigga does it, double it again.
That might be your best friend.
game that might be your bit like your funniest
on that no cap whatever you're paying this
company double it gang no cap no cap
I don't give a fuck that niggas gold
bro max contract that nigga they probably
think they don't have to do because he
stepped on one of the platform he
probably banged within a month
They paying miscams here at all this yo all y'all that go to kick y'all understand y'all
can't watch shows on it like y'all know y'all can't watch shows on that was like a thing
for a few months in the first year game last year on kick I was getting a message every
time I was watching something this I can't watch that show or they shut the stream down
You can't as a myth. You can't watch whatever you want on kick cuz it's kick gang
You're like official now. So there's copyright shit. You can't go to kick if you just want to watch movies and shit, bro
They were going in to leave that shit if it's copy detected by copyright. I like what they do though
They were going to check like hey, you got to stop this or we turn your stream off if you don't mean to warn you
But don't go to kick thing. You can just watch it dumbass like I see this thing going in
Confused that he can't watch it like what the fuck what y'all thought it's a 2023 nigga
Or four whatever year, yeah, 24 or 303, thank you, why should I was it for they go I should know it's like half of four
You could a little bit too in the beginning of four and then
Yeah
Joe case I was a movie. Thank you for the gifted. Thank you. Let's get cozy. I
Don't know what this is. I seen Geo Twitter on my timeline. He's like what the fuck
fake UPS delivery that turned deadly
I
Skip now I'm good. We've seen all type of shit in the world. I don't want to skip. I'm good
Trigger warning this video is disturbing today's unsettling body claims less security cam footage
We've literally watched everything on the planet. Why y'all acting pussy now?
We've watched every type of depressing video to play we see the whole family get
you feel me? yo this nigga... why does nigga look familiar? this look like some nigga that
did some illegal shit before that we've seen in the video or something. why you look like someone?
besides academics, I ain't talking about academics.
He faked look like I don't know he looked like some some dude I seen a crime video in already
What the fuck
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
On January 26th, 2024, a family of five, a father, a mother, their 20-year-old son, and two young children under the age of five,
were living a normal day inside their home on 94th Avenue, Northwest in Coon Rapids, Minnesota.
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New Northwest in Coon Rapids, Minnesota.
Coon Rapids, Minnesota.
Completely unaware of what was coming their way, as a navy blue Nissan Altima pulled up outside
and three suspects stepped out.
Two of them dressed in UPS-style uniforms,
pretending to be delivery workers
while secretly planning a robbery.
A plan that would within minutes
explode into a brutal encounter
that would shock the entire community.
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Any villain trying to be villainous,
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I
Always
I could never be cool in there like this you never find me cool to nigga like this even grown up
I need to find time I find on it a nigga would hurt you for your own shit. I like I never that shit never
Grasp my brain a nigga will kill you and get mad at you
For your own shit. I don't care how what point on my life that I had no it was like yo
For something that's not even like game like
Bro, like you know, I'm new. Okay
Let me see the baby. Let me be sure to ceiling anything is bad, right?
But I
I'm not saying I can be cool with niggas who steal but I know niggas who use it like still shit
But they still shoot like more than that's not so bad
Like they would never hurt them all for free. Oh shit. If somebody's like if they get caught up. Oh shit
You know me, but I'd like
Relentlessly some would not like like like or like
So I don't think that's took from a store or something like that and they got a fucking weapons on a bitch like that
but try to fucking
Take someone else's shit
like robbing them all fucker and
And putting their life on the line cuz you want this shit has never like
I don't give a fuck where you come from. That makes you a fucking loser. Yeah, you're a fucking bum ass disgrace bum bitch ass fucking
What happened to ethical hoops gang
What are you doing with all?
Classic.
One of them.
Yo, they were leaving, oh my god they were leaving, oh my god he was leaving.
steps out, apparently completely unaware the delivery is a setup.
I got no big dogs.
Is it?
I got no big dogs.
None.
Come in.
I got no big dogs.
None.
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Come on.
The home security camera captures the third suspect come up the driveway after he's
He's waved in by the other men.
yo who the hell no who's that yo wait what if that was him walking here who's
What the hell?
Rosie, is that him?
Bro, don't tell me that's the Pops, bro.
Yo, what the...
the mother managed to call 911 leaving the line open so dispatchers could hear what was
Oh my god, oh my god
Mom trying to clutch up mama trying to clutch up mama trying to clutch up mama trying to clutch up
And against the chaos unfolded
Okay, I'll give you whatever you want.
I'll give you the money.
Come on.
You get the money.
You know what's up.
Get the fuck up.
I'm getting up.
Puffy wants a puppy.
I can't be mad.
Fuck.
I'm telling you, I'll give you the money.
Get the fuck out of here.
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, I got the money.
Go get it.
Get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Go get it.
Get it.
Go on, go on.
Open it.
Get it.
Ah!
Don't move.
No, man.
Hurry up.
No, man.
Just hold it.
No, man.
I see you.
Dude, did you just try to give him a toy, bro?
What?
I can't wash it, man, bro.
No, man.
Hurry up.
No, man.
What's going on, bro?
Poor baby, though.
You don't know what the fuck's going on.
Oh.
Where is it?
This ain't all the f**king money.
You can play with it.
I'll see how that ends up.
No, please. Don't make this all the money we have.
How much money is this niggas just keeping in the house?
You f**king stupid ass...
Like, what?
This is not keeping millions in the fucking crib, nigga.
You fucking retarded?
I guess you're like, no, that's not what you're up.
This ain't nothing.
How much did they fucking die?
I don't even got a bunch of bread in the fucking crib,
nigga.
What the fuck?
Y'all just got bread just lying around your crib?
Items is different, okay?
But just cashed money, just lying in the crib?
No, gang.
This is from the strip club.
into the
spree
Bien
jet
With no mercy, one of the intruders turns on the father, 39-year-old Mario Alberto Trejo Estrada,
and a single shot to the head ends his life in the entryway of the home.
You know, it's a hundred percent proof you see it all on camera like this, it is something
that is deserved to get tortured.
I don't give a fuck how moral I don't care.
I guess I'm not moral.
I don't give a fuck.
I wanna watch it too, I wanna watch the motherfuckers cry, nigga!
What the fuck, bro?
Where are my babies?
I have money for you.
Where are my babies?
What was that?
What's this?
No, what's happening?
What's happening?
Wait, wait, wait!
No!
a
The terrifying footage continues as the intruders turn their violence toward the mother and
her 20-year-old son.
All while the two young children are still in the home.
The victims are later identified as 42-year-old Shannon Patricia Youngworth.
The kids are going to be trying to get away.
these kids are going to be traumatized
these kids lives are changed
for the rest of their life
three people
who were doing absolutely nothing but living their regular ass day
out of the many fucking days they lived since touching this earth
I just never been able to breathe in my breath
because some motherfuckers
It's a broke, grimy, slimy,
tru-dimented motherfuckers.
20-year-old Jorge Alexander Reyes-Youngworth leaving the two young children in a state of
unimaginable trauma the intruders are you retort like wait wait you break a
camera it's just we're in 2025 whatever year there's we in the 2020s game we in
the fuck that we in the two fucking thousands game in the 2010 you're done
money what the camera hat you gotta read you understand no people that do
She like this they're not small they're not all there
I am telling you
Their brains are not working like ours. They're not normal, bro. They're fried
What they could be watching and they wouldn't know I'm talking about them like they're fried
Look at this nigga. He tried to break your camera because he was recording
Worth leaving the two young children. Oh, this retard was amassed up. Oh my god, Jesus. Oh
Oh, this didn't work.
Oh, okay, man.
20-year-old Jorge Alexander Reyes-Youngworth, leaving the two young children in a state
of unimaginable trauma.
The intruders rushed to destroy evidence before fleeing the scene, unaware that nearly every
moment of their crime had already been captured on camera.
You know what happened to one of the people in the crew with them?
Sold them.
Right?
Like shooting the dad.
They realize what happened in their brains. We have to kill
Every witness babies not remember nothing kill everybody would like that's all enough. That's what they did
It's not a fucking like I'm dead ass though
For regular people like us chat we can handle watching shows and movies and playing games and know like yo
That's not some real-life shit. This is some crazy shit. This is a fantasy world. These motherfuckers really think that's how life works
Like dead ass, they didn't watch it. What be happening in these movies and show like that's like you're a drooler gang. You're dumb
Now
Let them get tortured on live TV. Please. I'll watch I'll be the first viewer gang
Meanwhile inside the home a heartbreaking act of bravery unfolds
The older child, despite being just a toddler himself, pulls his little sibling away, shielding
them from the sight of their mother on the floor.
A moment of pure innocence and instinct, leaving investigators and everyone who later
watched this footage stunned.
Oh my god.
Just minutes later, officers arrive at the house after being dispatched to the 911 call
placed by the mother, unaware of what they are about to walk into.
Police Department!
Every kid screaming in there.
Police Department!
4109, give us the channel for now, I got a mail down on the ground.
I got blood.
Come on, please!
Magic please!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
I think, I think they're dead.
Come here!
There's another kid.
Come here, buddy!
Magic please!
What the ****?
Magic, magic please!
Magic!
Magic is my name!
Maybe he's my wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I hope they never separate or get separated, they don't need each other or life or ever again.
So that he's through the kitchen. Hey, buddy, I can see his diaper now. He's a little closer. No, he's pretty far in there. You see his diaper. See on the ground.
Another kid here in a second. Hey, buddy, come here. Come here, bud. Come here, bud.
I'll cover me.
Hey buddy, come here!
Come here bud!
Come here buddy!
Come here! Come here!
I need you to come with me.
Come here bud! Come on buddy!
Come here! Come here!
I got candies, come on!
Come here!
Yeah
All right, bro
That only works with the pedophile
You a police tell me you got candy. He not going for that shit
He not knowing that and that's unbelievable, bro. His parents taught me parents probably talking that yo
Growing a man asking for fucking candy. Don't go don't go game. It's the oldest trick in the book
He might he not going
Come here! Come here!
Tell him you got roblox, roblox you don't call up!
I need you to come with me!
It's a hard to get the kid out.
Come here bud! Come on buddy!
Come on buddy! Come here! Come here!
Skeptical, skeptical, how he is!
Come here! It's okay!
He's walking.
It's okay! Come here!
Come on baby! Come here kiddo!
Come here kiddo!
Come on, kiddo!
You got your work card in some of this area.
Where do you want it?
After rescuing it...
What they don't know what just happened bro.
Two young children,
The officers were faced with a horrifying scene, three victims, each killed by a gunshot wound to the head.
The house was immediately secured, and investigators began meticulously collecting evidence,
including physical items and surveillance footage from cameras throughout the home, in an effort to identify the perpetrators.
The Navy Blue Nissan Altima was traced to 39-year-old Alonzo Pierre Mingo,
who was arrested later that day after being spotted leaving his Fridley residence.
I
Destroy this little whole bloodline
Hope he like like this they did his genetics DNA is damaged
get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, destroy it, there is a genetic fucking fuck
up somewhere around there, get any body.
I don't want to watch it, show the other niggas faces too.
Further investigation.
Show the other niggas faces too.
Including home surveillance, DNA evidence.
Oh, fuck yo, this fuck, oh gang.
Yo, this fuck-
Evidence.
Ooh, gang.
Ooh, look at this fucking ugly chop bitch.
He matching four different-
five different blues.
This nigga fucking is!
Them black socks too-
Ooh, this nigga shit!
Oh, this fucking ugly piece of shit!
Bad built body Tigris-
Buh-
AHH!
Further investigation, including home surveillance,
DNA evidence, and cell phone records,
led law enforcement to the two other suspects, brothers Omari Malik Shumpert, and Demetrius Trenton Shumpert.
Ken Carson?
Both of whom were arrested shortly thereafter.
All the evidence, from security footage to forensic and digital data,
pointed directly to the Shumpert brothers, who had tried to cover their faces,
leading straight to the interrogations.
Do you know the incident I'm talking about?
No.
You have no idea?
I know this. Somebody got knocked up.
Who got knocked up?
Somebody has a name that you're saying?
Who got knocked up?
The name that you're saying?
Somebody named Alonso.
Okay.
But you know Alonso?
Yeah, a little bit, I know a little bit about him.
You, Morphe, just all of you, right?
You guys go way back.
You're done.
Just you got me.
Mm-hmm.
I'll say, yeah.
I don't just, I don't,
what the, don't, you know.
Look at them, you're so smart.
You're done, they don't even think about your game.
You're done.
Somewhat of the same level of respect, right?
Yeah, but we do, like, you said,
way back, like, basically, like,
40 years, anything like that?
My friends, right, but you've known them all the way back to Chicago, right? Yeah
Where are you living now?
A little in Minneapolis
When's the last time you talked with Lawrence?
I would say like a month and a half, I think
A month and a half? Yeah, that's a lot
So that was already on camera. That was already put on the news.
Already showing along the shooting of the person.
I don't know if I explained it well to you or not, but the more information I tell you,
the less you can tell me.
I don't know if you can tell me about that because I heard about it.
If the whole world knows about it.
That's the only way you heard about it.
Somebody got killed in a corn rabbit.
Don't find people out of these little people that can't help you.
So what did I do?
You were there.
Wasn't.
Wasn't there.
You were?
It's me.
I'm not gonna take my word for it kind of thing, but I'm out on the street and I'm not making stuff up.
We got the pole camera.
Well, we got somebody out of the pole camera in the house.
We see a pole up.
We see a tree to get out.
We walk up to the house.
Just keep it on so he knocks on the door.
Don't pull the door at first, you're sure it won't be away.
See, if you're probably on the street,
if you're probably on the driveway,
keep them outside, see if that's what happens.
Okay, on the door there was a camp.
And you hang gloves on, you had a mask on,
but we're still able to.
How does he- In his head?
How does his dick go on this thing?
Do- Do you know what I want?
How does he- Does he have, like, how?
He said he broke the camera!
How does he know?
Oh, dude!
You fucking, fucking stupid fuck!
How does he-
How does he know what I want?
How does he- Does he have, like, how?
He said he broke the camera!
put up a mask on.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, who'd you wait for?
I didn't wait for nobody.
I was sitting in the car anyway, didn't I?
You said I was sitting in the car?
No, he was sitting in the car with every person sitting in the car.
You waited for him?
I don't know.
Can I tell you, I mean, who there was?
Who there was with those masks on?
But it showed it wasn't me.
You didn't have to be where I was at,
or, you know, was I somewhere else or it's nothing.
I know where we're going.
And then I'll follow up on that one.
You know I was down already, right?
Don't you see?
I do.
But if you were standing somewhere else, you'd tell me where you were.
It's Miller.
We talked to you and I'll follow up with him and William.
That's only fair, right?
That's crazy.
You say on a dope thing 26
I know I wasn't there and nobody is I don't know anybody how
Pretty one of the crime scene the whole nine yards you're touching your face you're hitting the
You see yeah, yeah, he said I'm here. What the touch of your face. You have a mask on
You're touching your face your touch. No is engage the touching face you're touching different areas. It really to a mask
We're getting to the point of the evidence is mounting up so high it's hard to argue.
There's also audio and we can be heard on there saying ain't no big doubt is it?
I forgot.
They got your stems gang, they got your audio stems gang.
They pulled that shit out, they linked it with your voice,
they added it up with your voice right now,
it's the same voice box gang.
Got your audio, bro, it's GG gang.
They got it.
They extended the audio from the cameras.
It's not a big job, is it?
What do that mean?
Ain't no big job, is it?
Not yet.
You tell me, you said it?
Oh, I say it, what do that mean?
That's what you say when you're back here.
Also, I've heard of the same voice.
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Well, that's just what you said when you were walking up in your car.
What would you want me to say to the guy in the back?
What would you want me to say to him?
So that I can compare it to whatever he did to you.
I'm not going to say nothing.
Okay.
I'm just saying...
You say you knew all the down already.
So why do you want me to say anything?
I can say that you're there all day.
I think you're there because you approved all of that.
You approve I was there?
Sure.
Yeah.
Because everything...
Some video man.
26.
Yeah, the 26.
That's the 26th.
That's the day I couldn't go to work.
Because I had my baby with me.
And I...
And my...
My baby mama, she was trying to come get him.
And I didn't go to work on her.
Yeah. Right. Now, you just remember what you was doing that day when she was you showed
you something. Oh, yeah, that that that that yeah, I was about the baby was my mother was
at work.
I was in the house.
You know what you're going to do?
Go out and touch your stick with.
You're never at the house or anything.
I wouldn't hit the house.
Do you need the photos?
Did you get?
Yeah.
Do I'm good?
Do you still want me to get warm water or cold water?
Okay.
Give me this one.
You can grab it.
You can hold it if you want it.
All three suspects in the Coon Rapids triple homicide were indicted on multiple counts of
first-degree murder upgrading their initial charges of second-degree murder
Alonzo Pierre Mingo fucking ugly bitch
identified as the alleged gunman was found guilty by a jury on multiple counts
including four counts of first-degree murder in September 2025 Mingo was
sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole nice
Demetrius
Trenton Shumpert
That's in jail for some real
Some real nigga shit. That's some bullshit. That's some nut-ass shit like this
I'm saying he takes your fucking butt nigga. No fucking fucking prison block
Here's you at night screaming because you take your fucking butt nigga and the guards don't care
And if you take your butt, they clean the guards watch your butt take
Killed a family-wide of little kids watch
Participated as an accomplice in the robbery was indicted on six counts of first-degree murder
Prosecutors sought an aggravated sentence against him citing the particularly cruel treatment of the victims the involvement of three or more active
Participants and the fact that the crime occurred in the presence of two minor children on November 20th
2025. Demetrius Shumpert was found guilty on all counts of first degree murder and faces
the same mandatory life sentence without the possibility of parole when he is sentenced
in January of 2026. The third co-defended, Omari Malik Shumpert, was convicted in December
2025 on five counts of first degree murder, three counts of second degree murder and
two counts of aggravated robbery. He is also scheduled to be sentenced in January
two thousand twenty six for exclusive clips and behind the scenes content.
This was one of the reason why this is so bad is because
this couple, this family did everything that they could.
In hindsight, you know, like that the cameras inside and outside the house.
Because you doing it yo like what do you
Chat always be on your peas and cues game. I know that stress don't feel like that 24-7
But I stay strat. I don't give a fuck
You know you in a state that allows guns everybody got a gun bro. Everybody your house better have a gun everybody
that's mentally
Able capable of having a gun. I don't fuck on the firearm because you don't want to be the one without it game
You don't want to be in a situation where everybody got one besides you
Understand but that's the way like a package for your house though, but even then I
Know days just feel blended and every day just feel the same
And so you'd be like like you don't be paying attention like they just get in the door and get a fucking package like every other
Not in America gang, better every moment just think or know anytime I'm outside or anything
with my dog.
I'm just thinking at any moment and you could probably try to come on to my lawn or some
shit.
You feel me?
I'm always thinking like that overly, even if I don't have to, you never know what
happened to anybody gang.
America nigga anything can happen at any point
Bro and that kid bro
I'm paranoid low-key age better the blue paranoid and be safe than black I
Pray for all y'all all of us shat. No, we don't
Get it like run to some fucking demons. They're fucking possessed by the devil some shit, bro
like how'd you
Just kids there, bro, what are you doing?
Daniel is just evil bro
Chat
the live seven and a half hours, but
I'm going to finish up this stream and have it on cyberpunk all y'all that don't really care and already played the game before you don't care y'all can go to bed but this is our night time routine our ritual every night
so we about to have it on cyberpunk now for too too long though
I appreciate the niggaz that's gonna stay y'all know we be having fun on this bitch
bitch but if you bet if you leaving you better say good night gang if you leaving
you better say good night gangie you don't chat the skin been tea lately huh
what's going on or is it the camera maybe the camera cat fishing good night
good night honey boo boo sorts of a cc go get your Christmas gift somebody I
I gotta wake up early to get your Christmas gifts.
I gotta- I'mma wake up early and go to the mall and shit.
Let me ask- let me tell the bros.
Grant.
Jeremy.
Let me not act great tonight. Let me do Sean.
Scotty.
We're in Westbrook Trauma Team Scrapin' Cybersycopytons of the pavement!
We're staying up for us.
And in Pacifica!
Pacifica is still Pacifica.
This has been your man!
Alright Chad!
Join me for another day!
You already know what happened last episode, Gann.
We got some...
We got some cheeks nigga.
We got some fucking cheeks nigga.
We had sex in the motherfucking tank.
And then that motherfuckers started exploding this shit
There's not the saying bro
Where's my fat nigga scooter bro, what the fuck is this game? We're scooter gang
Hey, Chad, those of y'all don't know what happened
since last episode.
We got to move base with my bitch.
Hold on, they're probably Scooter's favorite part.
Scooter loves this part.
It's good that's who the favorites on the plan, but we stole some military grease.
this oh it's I think it's over here actually we saw this right so this
what happened I wasn't here but fine shit you do what I'm saying and we got
Nikki we hook some shit to our brand so I could feel everything she feels she
feels everything I feel and we started fucking each other we're gonna go
Oh, we're going crazy awesome. She started exploding in shit. We're in a war
We kill all the next we drive back the base if you did what I'm saying
We carry everybody that's trying to get to the base because they knew we had their Militech shit
And we have to move base and in the process of moving base
They replace scooter guitar playing ass with this fucking chudder who the fuck is this?
This!
Hello, Decaldo!
Where the fuck is Scooter, bro?
Well, is Scooter gone for the rest of the game?
Chad, is this the parade?
Oh my God, is this the parade?
Chad, is that the parade?
Oh my God.
It's the parade inside Night City in my- oh, he's in my city, oh fuck, I gotta-
I need to go to Canadian, bro.
Why do so many people leave?
They have room for 17k to 12k.
What the fuck?
Yo!
I thought it was gonna triple down over time.
That thing is clear to me!
Holy fuck!
Hold on chat do we have to upgrade anything remember we be having to get warm when we
first get on I don't remember shit I'll be forgetting certain we're not even certain
moves that I have if I don't do them anymore and shit feel me
or a sucker somebody
me just in a bit y'all cat makes it a bit like I'd be you're not about me if
she
fog
hey girl how you look like a million eddies is that so it's just so how I
feel I ate what you call a scab no
Aha, what do you think, tasty?
Ask the people below. The parade will soon begin.
I adjusted the data from Okada-san. I advise you to examine it yourself.
Get that shard, boy. Put it in my ass. What if somebody took a shard and put it in my butt?
To begin with, the malware works. Truly. Much better than I anticipated.
Our eyes and ears are in the guard room. I
Observe CCTV and I know where the sniper positions are okay, so you're you could be my eyes and ears
They are a trio you must make each other a trio. They do the same to me
Oh, shit many ways to reach them
The first is nearby. He should not be a problem. The second is worse. You will have to climb
Oh my god, he hides on the footbridge over the street
We are here. Hanako's on the platform will stop here close to the emergency exit
We will use when all is done
From these banks you will have a clear view of the parade
But the snipers will see things even better if they notice you
No, no, I think
What this sounds dangerous consider that I must leave to the float and that's through a window and me to Hanako summer
That's overly the last is what I fear the most
It's all this clear. Are you ready? It's clear, but
I'm ready question is are you I fall this plan did I not you did
You know what I'm saying?
Man of honor!
Please don't come back, dad bro.
I fucked with you, gang.
Chai, is the head given the long girl low key on some low key shit?
I don't think my hair has been this long.
Could it be because I got, this is the first time in probably a year, well there's two
days in a row where I got eight hours of sleep.
Okay, this is the first time in over a year so they got over eight hours of sleep, okay
Whoa
Shit
I was on the floor
Okay, we gotta reach the sniper chat we gotta find a sniper several all come on is up there
No, move them away. Excuse me. Excuse me. Just gonna kill a sniper. Okay, excuse me. Thank you. Thank you
What am I get there? Let's keep going up here
Move out my way move
Excuse me, excuse me finish you off. Yes. Okay. That's a bio. Yes. We really see
Sator I just say to be safe
It's Blue Dough.
They're not dead.
to cross the street. Look at all the supper right there.
Chat, chat, let's go. Can't be seen, can't be seen, can't be seen.
right there. He's right in there.
It's okay. My hands.
You're crazy. They killed Tom and didn't even bother releasing his body. And there
I know market where should we go?
Elevator to where?
Oh what?
I'm a 3.
Wait, I went to 20?
Hold on.
It's too high.
Speaking to someone I am 3 wait, I was a 20
It's too high
Bitch
That's good shoes
No, I think I'm straight. It is just as we expect. Oh, that's right. Oh, that is here. I will contact you
do a flip. How do I? I tell you how to get it. I won't let it go low. I'm at the balcony.
Was I not at the balcony now? This is market. I can't scroll. Whatever bro. I'm going back
Yeah, that's what the wrong one. I was at 20 that's when I won
I know that board down over Adam try to reach the main in this area you can climb up from there
I was about to jump nigga
I
Get long don't know if you stay sure Takamara didn't plan a little busy day for you
Holy shit
They're good coms buddy he say that it was with good coms
I
You have to get down somehow just begin yes, just so
Oh
How they happen how did that happen how did that? Oh my god
Where's the other one at?
Hurry up.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Where are you? Where is he at?
We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got.
So I have to make it down.
that
The father of the victim can equally power the act, not violence.
That's one hundred.
Because the act is violent, aimed at the wild of values in which we all share.
After night's in the dark, the day's in the light of the operation,
the eyes of the audience are stronger than ever before.
As you did, if the earth passed, this is happening.
Oh
Take that I waited chat
come on
I'm gonna snag a...
come here
I'm leaving
I
Could do us to here
You will find that the warthruers dare case him at the end of the road.
It's the shortest route to the next, Skupper.
He put his own name in his L-line.
Keep your post, Dibby.
Hey, it is Bokage. Listen.
Watch him.
Are you ready?
No, I'm not.
The other side is big.
What is this?
It's a knife.
The situation is in hand.
I'll burn down.
I must.
I have a smash.
We must hurry.
lower your sense on no look watches
this is the gun bro as we try to hold it down but my senses is high holy fuck
oh I got this shocker
she got nigga
oh my sense
Watch watch watch watch watch
He said cooked
You said less like I want to get cooked
All right, your armor is pissing me off
What are we gonna do?
I'm gonna hit you with a no scope.
Watch this no scope chat.
Clear scope.
Watch the clear scope. Watch the blue.
Alright, you can.
You can stick me out.
What the hell was shooting at me?
What the hell is that- oh.
What is that?
How do I- how do I get away from that?
Oh my god.
Oh my god
All that purple shit on it though, I could go down and probably get out of the mission
During this
what is this what is this what the fuck just happened
yo gang I could snipe this nigga if I could see him gang
fuck that
I don't hear a voice over here.
Those pipes look strong, try to climb in.
Pretty ruthless running.
But I need to move in.
I'm the Pipe Onk.
Hey, which pipe?
Which pipe you talking about?
Maybe it's the voice in your head, drooler.
Which pipe you talking about? I don't climb it yet.
Or do I?
What's the part of it?
Oh
This is the hardest difficulty chat that's why my health goes 0 to 100 so good
Yo, I can get this nigga now
You're also so bad about your mom
No way that she's got to get a different angle on me, bro
This recoil, I got to upgrade this shit better.
25 bullets, cop.
All right, bitch, nigga, where you at?
Okay, it should be from this angle.
Wait, this might be Khan.
someone right here might be calm for now at least
I
Fuck see me game who who sees me who see who was that who was that? Who was that just now?
Well, I don't like that though whoa I
I want my sub still, but fuck it.
Oh, no!
What the hell was that?
What is that?
What the hell is up there?
Oh brother.
We're not gonna lie, he's sniping shit.
So, first of all, you go AR, you go SUM, just for this.
I guess, you know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Who just put it in my ass?
Oh
That is
You must get rid of one. We'll not be able to hijack the float all the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, you must take out Sniper's nest.
Oh, brother.
Okay, on my way.
I kinda like this AR.
I kinda like it.
Save.
Not letting me save while I'm in combat, even though I don't think I'm in combat.
Why is it letting me save?
I'm still getting saved.
I'm gonna pull out her leg.
I'm gonna pull out her leg. Seek it up behind her. She can't see me right now.
I'm gonna break it off.
Who the fuck is that?
OH MY GOD!
THAT DARK MALL!
What's up? Let's fake that nigga!
Let's fake that nigga!
Wait, what's my slam again? What's my slam button?
Is G what is it when I jump up an air and drop
What is it q
Oh
Shit
I'm running for my life.
Oh my god.
Can you get up here?
Pick up safe up here.
I'm safe up here.
Where is he?
Where's he?
I'm scared.
What the fuck?
What?!
What is that?!
Oh
Wait, what is that 100% oh, wait, what is the 100% health?
I
Who is this nigga, bro, why is he acting like this?
I need his nice.
Where are you?
I'm just appearing I can't fight I can't do this I can't do this I'm running out of
ammo I don't know what his name is that bro bro he's that kind of a 3-3 bro
We're gonna heal in this shit, bro.
Come on here.
Shit.
I'm gonna ammo that's why. Oh, I'm gonna say
Bring your ass over here
Willow the slow reloading has gone
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Shoot yourself too.
No. You didn't have to.
You'd have done the same to me.
Fuck!
You saw it.
Oh, fucking loo!
You will remember.
Him!
Nothing's standing in your way now.
We pressed four.
You could have spared him?
Oh wait, I could have actually spared him.
I was beating his ass.
Let's see if I can go back to resetting.
Oh, he's cooked.
Whatever, I'm gonna fuck.
That's a fact.
GG.
Wait, hold on. Let me make sure.
Oh, yeah, GG, bro.
Chat, they're both called play-its-safe.
This one mid-hit. A mid-hit right here.
Hold on, let's see.
You're lost right here.
A mid-hit on the safe. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I
Yeah
I managed to I'm robbing your ass. They give me a shit. He's breathing he breathing nigga for now
Please be show him mercy
There should be nothing standing in your way now. We press forward
You and your fucking sense of honor
What was in my slam working bro days
Thank your old friend goro
You're my dick, bro, fuck you
This is what this nigga was
You've got to be kidding me.
What the hell no.
Bro.
You're trying to tell me this one.
I got some lip boots bro, but yo, you don't even got yo cyberpunk clothes the interesting
Crumb drip
I'm just like a fucking grunt. That's not too out to 20
Yeah
Finish your press F when the enemy health is low enemies affected by stun almost susceptible hold F to throw enemy instead killing them and damaging
Oh my god
Oh i'm so fucking guapo
We got Huck mode. So hold F, press F. When the enemy health is low, hold F to throw the
nigger. Oh yeah, we hold W Hulk build game. Plug up.
Okay, preen, online and in the system.
Chat, what percentage do you think we in right now? 50?
What?
60? 70?
when I think try to listen do not forget to be sorry picture ever must be able to enter
I have a role for everyone.
I'm not going to go anywhere else.
But if you say so, you can stop.
It's all a dream.
Your safety is the first priority.
Brother...
Let's do it.
Thank you, Hanako.
It's a long way to go.
If we don't do it, we'll be in trouble.
He's dead. It's now 11.
He's gonna die.
Oh shit
Well, now we're really fucked knew we couldn't trust him what happened to keeping him on his leash
He tastes the bitch
Oh
I don't think he killed her though, he just let me taste my life.
I think he has her.
You might kidnap that bitch.
How the fuck you got here so quick?
What the fuck?
We're about to go live.
How the fuck you got here so quick?
What the fuck? We're about to go live?
A fall bitch?
Now what if I just...
Bended your whole lives here right now?
Not recording you buddy.
Who texted my phone? Watch your mouth.
Maybe one more thing when you talk to Pan there make sure to watch your tongue
She really opens up to anyone outside the family. This is someone who won't break her mom the words
You're her type that
Check my yo type
I'll say you're a shit name some fun shit
Man
It's our book stories. That's pretty crazy what storyline you follow up more of this water or I know y'all be morning or the
More of my group with pan out
TFC flow ways the DFC storyline tough
Why everybody keeps talking about the DLC?
Is Ashley tough?
The best duo?
It's amazing?
Better than the main cat!
Can I play the GSE after I beat the main sword?
I have to do it like what?
Like, you know what I mean?
Because this is something that I've been ignoring yet.
What does that mean?
How do I ignore it if I haven't beat this game yet?
Ooh, before you meet someone. Better to do it before.
Oh shit, I forgot to niggas sit bro, you all forgot to niggas told me bro, I'll fuck
I was too many things about the DLC, oh my god, I think I'm black and I'm not shit.
I think a dead Tomy.
Bro, I threw about the DLC bro.
I was lost.
Yo Chad!
I'ma knock twice.
He said fall right?
I
Know I go live let me call this thing again. I remember what he said, bro
It was for you bitch-ass nigger!
You hang!
Y'all niggas suck!
Okay, come inside.
Quick.
I feared they had to court you.
Now are you gonna tell me what the fuck you were thinking?
I bet you she's still alive.
Are you mad?
Wait!
She's still alive, gang.
What I say, she's still here, she kidnapped her, bro.
You wouldn't fucking kill her, it makes no sense.
I'm sorry that we had to speak under such... circumstances.
That is the second time today, I have heard that.
I have heard that.
I was there that night at Compeki Plaza.
I saw Saburo Arasaka die.
He wasn't poisoned.
That's a lie your brother made up and spread.
Your nobu is the murderer.
You must be mad to think I will listen to such nonsense.
In an offer, I'm going to take Corpo because I have Corpo, but...
Look, I know it's a lot to take in, but I don't believe it.
I also know you're an honorable person, worthy of trust.
And that's why I want to make you an offer.
You? Make me an offer?
The relic your brother tried to hawk off the net watch is in my head right now.
Took a bullet to the brain, but the tech on the chip saved me.
Now, it's slowly killing me.
One of your personality constructs, engrams, it's overriding my psyche, gotta stop the
process before it's too late.
I know you got the means to help me.
Hanako-sama, he is living proof of the terrible crime your brother committed.
We can confirm every word he speaks if only you will help him with the relic.
Don't talk like that.
I'm not gonna believe you.
Hanako-sama.
She's debating me.
That's her brother in all I...
Did you hear that?
Go on, Jake.
That man.
I got a bad-ass feeling about this.
fuck out of here
Forget them guys toast unless you want to wind up like him
This guy's toast
Now I gotta save my dog
I
Need to find a way out
Why am I only walking, though, chat?
Shit's ass.
I can't run?
Am I that injured?
Oh my gosh.
Inventory.
Why would I what I break they some nigga these are random bum ass guns nigga I need those components anyway
no great
What I break I
Need them components nigga. I don't need to break like that right now
Did he just what did I break?
You never get rid of melees?
I'll be selling melees.
My melees will be going stupid.
Do I even have that many melees?
No, I need all these melees.
Besides this one.
Oh, I don't want to pump at all.
Scrapped Iconics?
What Iconic did I scrap?
Oh, I get it back!
What Iconic did I scrap?
Which one?
No, I didn't.
You're lying.
No, I'm saving every somebody.
You did it they trolling
Game! Yo! No, no, no! Fuck! No, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm- I'm ready.
Merzy, the next time you type during one of these things, I'll take your fucking mind,
nigga. On my life, nigga. I started to fucking yell at Shackle, you fucking bum-ass nigga!
I wasn't fucking yellow iconic, nigga! Nothing should have been iconic, nigga!
Stop fucking typing when I'm playing this game!
Niggas is retarded, y'all niggas suck!
Fucking dick munches, nigga.
Fuck you niggas, all you niggas!
Fucking retoddly lookin' at each thing
makin' sure I wasn't an icon if you fuckin' drew her.
Shut the fuck up!
I hate you niggas, gang.
Dead ass, wasting my fuckin' time.
Fuckin' shove one of these guns up your ass, nigga.
Ain't no fuckin' icon if you drool her ass, nigga!
f***ing crumb
of
the
two rooms to the right
Hmm.
And also hallway.
Oh nice.
Oh, where's nigga?
Take that for thinking!
Go, go, go!
Get out of here, string!
Oh my god there's more down that hallway I thought it was over.
bro this gun has too much recoil there has to be better SMG with less recoil than this
but like it's overly it's strong I like it though but just the recoil I'm gonna
keep upgrading it though I love upgrades it probably get less
I want to raid this fucking, I want to loot this shit, bro.
Fuck out of here.
Give me your gun, give me your gun, give me your gun.
Get me wrong. Get me wrong.
Anything over here? Nope.
Saratoga.
Sarah, so good.
Saving. Thank you.
He attacked me!
You're a whole ass up, Haggum.
Fuck it, is that...
Yeah, shit.
He attacked me! Shut your lug, last sub, what?
Fuck off you stupid nigga
What the fuck is that yeah be careful, huh? We must go different ways. Oh, we have a better chance really think so and go
I
Must have gone separate ways
Think they make these motels especially for royal fuckups like us
AC's busted dirty needles under the mattress shitters clogged
No for real who fucking comes here to sleep we're a couple miles outside night city
someone leave it town just keeps driving somebody go in there sleeps in the damn
city I mean what goes the motel in the middle of nowhere I'll tell you who
sleeps here just two fucking losers that's all we were screwed when Goro
kidnapped Hanako decided to cross a corp this is what happens you think you
just stepped in shit actually you fell head first into a cesspit anyone knocks
blast the fucking door no warning and if it's Goro who are you kidding in 24
hours since we split up complete radio silence resting peace bastard
So I'm yourself even died his implants. He was a good fighter
He'll pull through doesn't matter how good you are in Night City on your own you're fucked
Hear that car at this hour in this place
Fuck just one
finger on the tree
my bitch
not a word i have a message for v
don't touch that door i know you're in there
Who's there I said who's there
I'm armed. Don't try anything
Finally oh
That on the wall is that blood? Yeah, not the last dog you smut
So, you were saying, got a message?
It's done right here.
It'll start soon.
What'll start?
Hologram on the table.
It's a doll.
It's for proxy.
I
Must make one thing clear I still think you are mad, Hanako
You can fool myself no longer. I believe you
I'm sorry, you know this must be difficult for you painful
So much so that I could not look the truth in the eye.
What happens now?
You're a quarkest cop.
You're a no-boo planted at Tanto and the corporation's very heart.
I must act while the wound is fresh, and you will help me.
You are living proof of this crime, Tristan.
Yes.
You're gonna help me first.
Perhaps I did not speak clearly.
must act quickly well I'm pretty tight on time to die in in fact my body is
scary for me a mass witness you were forward to go to Oslados I understand
want to know everything you know about Mikoshi Mikoshi one of my father's
flagship projects at data fortress with servers situated on orbital stations
all around Earth. Think of it as an archive of personality constructs, digitized psyches.
Try a prison. A matter of perspective. In any case, that
is not where you will find salvation. Not without extensive knowledge of the relic
and the construct creation procedure. Tractan, you're on your way. Hulman was
hiding under Kang Tao's wing. We chatted. Think sooner or later the Engram will
completely conceal me. Process can't be stopped.
A surprisingly deterministic conclusion for a man of science.
At the very least I got my hands on the relic schematics. Got detailed
information about its inner workings. Project tech documentation.
All useful. Even more so given that Hellman is still alive.
I will contact him and explain that one does not leave Arasaka by the back door
Manage to make contact with all the cunning and
The cunning yes very same who invented Soul killer using her modified version now
That should be more than useful. It's about the extent of what we've got what now
Let us meet in person at Ambrose in the city center. It is discreet
Just remember one thing from now on we both must exercise extreme caution
I mean with you too, bitch. Well, that's my job done
No, what?
What?
I think I'd rather have a wave of Saka Leeds barge in here.
We got what we wanted.
Don't tell me that proxy got to it.
Fuck you!
Come on, think about it.
Yesterday Hanako was living in a world that was completely safer.
What she got on her hands now?
A foreign city, a homicidal brother, and a fucking thief.
That's why she sent a proxy.
She's alone.
And she's shitting herself more than we are.
Uh-huh.
Clink.
What?
Did you say clink?
Mm-hmm.
Sound of her attaching her leash.
Clink.
Interesting.
Eat Hanukkah embers
Yo, Chad
Fuck!
Shit! Get ready
Off already?
Fuck!
What the fuck has happened?
Johnny!
You ain't dying yet
I got you
I'm so sure that smells the sea breeze get up Pacific's beautiful this time of day
Yo, this thing is actually dying soon, bro.
DLC, Tom? Wait, is DLC long? How long is DLC?
Why, why bring me here, of all places?
Give me a minute, you'll see.
As long?
Well, we gotta be, this should be one of those...
You took over.
Couldn't just leave you there, could I?
Oh!
Hey, why do they add a DLC that you have to play mid-game?
It's over, it's over.
I think you're helping what are imaginary friends for
Where's the candy man? Where happened to can I mention?
Brush it all the fuck we did it
Y'all were spamming that about how far we are from beating a game. So everything I got to go fake. Yo, y'all are so
I hate this. I'm about to end this. I'm understanding the game.
Because every time I play, you're taking so long. You're taking so long.
I guess you rushed it. What are you talking about, game?
Y'all just said last year I was at 35%.
Now I'm at 99%.
Ha ha! We did two missions!
We did two fucking missions!
I don't fuck!
Fuck!
You did zero side missions? I am playing on the hardest difficulty.
How do you think I'm stronger than everybody I'm fighting?
Cause I did side missions during the fucking sub-a-thon!
That's what I did! I did no story during the sub-a-thon!
And then side missions! Oh y'all weren't dead cause they're fucking droolers!
You're a fucking drooler!
You're not a fuck-up dude!
I didn't fucking digs! We spent three straight strings doing straight digs!
And when we came back home, we did more digs!
Do more digs!
Do- Why?!
You're level 25, you get that sound from the last nigga.
I beat him on my first try.
How much stronger do I gotta be, nigga?
And this is the hardest difficulty, nigga?
Shit, not hard!
Gays are not sidequests.
I'm doing sidequests, I'm doing gays.
I'm doing gays, I'm doing sidequests.
I
Am going and cry baby. I hate this shit
You get a 99% y'all niggas were telling me I am nowhere close. I'm 20%
I'm 30% because y'all said I was 50 now. I'm somehow in one string 99% for doing half of one mission
How? What are you talking about?
Y'all English?
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