Okay, start and shoot started.
Yo, chat.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
That's in my title?
Chat, chat, chat in my title?
No.
Fuck.
Last day in LA with a dad.
I knew I was forgetting something.
Fuck.
Alright chat look y'all here. Are y'all here?
Are y'all here? Are my baby boys here my baby boys and girls are y'all here are y'all here?
My lovers
Can we walk or not? How the fuck we gonna walk right now?
Look listen
You put on some happy weight every time I okay. I don't understand when are you gonna get through the cycle every time I grow my beard
I am lighter than I've ever I'm 179 or 181 or something like that every time I go my beard
Are you putting on a happy weight? It's a cycle every time
Every time gang once they're gonna stop
well
When we gonna get used to the shit
Rage can I take a breath?
They said can I take a breathe?
But that beard yo gang we can't say for that anymore
We can't we can't troll and joke around anymore
You're in a congon certain congon take it too serious game. They'll say for that name. No more gang. They're gonna start crying
Wait, are you 10% white though?
Stop with the for that gang. You don't want it is crying every calm cries about his gang no more for vets game for that pants
No, these are car
The car heart's gay. We took off the vet pants gang 17%
Boss call no the streamers are normal. It's be the comms. I'll be dragging it
Chat
It's the last day in LA
How y'all feeling they ready to go back to Florida
You know we got it in the last day with one of the brothers right look
We gonna talk about men in black when you go over there that's crazy. You know, he's across the way
Should we go over there now?
No, why I'm saying no all one more thing
Probably no hollow night tonight game not gonna cab. There's no setup here
So my first stream back in Florida probably gonna be a delayed hollow night. You feel me?
So you're gonna get still gonna get hollow night on my next stream and get home. I can't get it today
I tried there's no setups. There's just none. There's no extra set of game. I tried I tried a bra
I tried brah it's cooked brah. It's good in in in Austin
We were able to play Hollow Knight because of W. Den's he brought his PC setup over to me and
Let me use this PC setup for it for it. Oh, he didn't laugh. I rented it from him. I paid him but but
Den's let us use this setup for a whole week. Yeah, you feel me? We didn't have that luxury out here
We don't we don't got that luxury out here. You feel me?
Because you already know niggas is moving niggas don't have you feel me niggas got you feel me?
Um
Yes, that's the last name of a you know a laser second which I will feel is more like our second home a layer of Texas I
Don't know your thought
What feels more like our second home a LA or Texas?
Texas LA LA LA Texas LA LA LA LA Center LA LA LA Atlanta
I'm not gonna lie
So rank him, rank Atlanta, Texas and Cali
for like second, third, fourth home.
Put him in order and rank.
Florida's obviously won.
Vivette Moustache, Jesus Christ.
Cali, Texas ATL.
LA, Texas ATL.
Texas Cali ATL.
Kelly ATL Texas LA ATL Texas LA ATL Texas
Sena LA ATL
Yo Sena how many times are you gonna tell people that I fucking hated you gang?
Why just why just open to it? Bro I thought it was an old tweet gang. Every time I see them videos I think it's an old tweet, bro.
It's good Lord. Oh, I ain't gonna lie. That's great Lord. I probably abuse that story like how I abused the story about the stick of retortion
You did what I'm saying? It's just one of the things I feel like people got to know is good Lord
Let's head over to a death spot
Let's head over to a death spot look brother the phase house
The boys house temporary house is a mess game, but it's allowed to be filming you did what it is
Like that leap man in black three yo chill bruh
Is that Bobo
Ron when are you going live? I'm about to boot
I bet
What do you mean a leak it's nothing to leak what are you talking about
What do you what are you talking about men in black three what do you say about men in
black three what about men in black three why you walking like that cuz my
pants is below my ass I don't have a belt game like I generally like my pants
is below my ass game like my dick is like right like feel me like I got to
bruh and I got two things in my head I can't I can't I got I got a vet runway
walk hold on what if I walk on the vet runway like you
What about walking at that villa, dude?
Chat?
Y'all fuck with it?
Is that good walks?
Bruh, it's natural, bruh.
Why everybody gonna have a s-
Why everybody gonna have that stiff-air walk?
Niggathon Tomatoes.
Holy chop-ass nigga.
Do not invite him.
Moose-style walks.
All right?
Alright, how do you...
This is going a lot, Chad.
I always like spending time with a dad.
Always.
We have a dad in just right, why the fuck is there a doodle right here, bro?
What animal doodle that is?
Chad, what animal doodle that is, bruh?
What doodle animal is that?
This is why Lee is better than you.
Oh my god, I gotta show you my conversation with Lee, bro.
Lee pisses me off, gang.
Lee, I was up till 5 a.m. West Coast time yesterday.
Lee was not home, then I fell asleep.
I don't know what time he went home, and he got on a plane because he's not here anymore.
What's happened to Lee getting home, Colton?
I don't even remember him coming home.
The only reason I knew his home is because when I woke up in the morning, I saw him
What is suitcase ready for waiting for his Uber? Oh, no, I think I heard somebody come in at like 2 a.m. No gang
That was me. I was awake till 5. I
Was texting him at 4 a.m. Gang. I'm gonna show you gang. It's a little that boy thing he grown
Well, how he didn't come on to the morning to the songs up
Look
Read this zoom it on that
Are you think you a grown-ass man nigga, who the fuck you hanging with till 5 a.m. gang
You can't you y'all didn't see the messages can't see blue I'm ready to for you try to
focus I'm gonna read it for you what the fuck
a debt a debt
that did you hear death voice oh oh oh
Yo, you got fucking surveillance everywhere, gang?
I'll just show them something.
I'm about to knock on the door soon.
I'll do that.
I'm coming.
But look, chat.
Look, listen.
I said, do you not see the time?
Where the fuck you at?
Lee says, I'm chilling with the dogs, gang.
What's up?
I said, what dogs?
You from Chicago.
He said, yo, bro, just chill.
Go to sleep, nigga.
I said, what, nigga?
Answer the phone, so I call the nigga.
Like, what?
What are you talking about?
Nigga, was that somebody Crib Gang?
Who you know out here?
Don't know nobody out here?
Fucking Chicago, nigga.
Come on, I'm chilling with the dogs.
Maybe it's 3 a.m. West Coast time
And mind you I waited up I leave where I say to 5 a.m.
He has a sponsor they bear they bear
Joe
Final Coggy think for the four years subscription game
Thank you for the four year again
Fuck's the door locked, attack. God damn it.
Hey, Ray.
My dog!
Damn me, man. What's going on?
You got a chair for me, kid?
You're productive. Hey, look at that.
Congratulations.
Oh, my...
Everybody welcome, Ray's, man.
Chad.
Colin.
What's up?
Look at these niggas.
Chad, this is how you need to greet me every time I come on my fucking screen, nigga.
Was good Colte. What's up, man? That's not a fucking degree every time. I don't fucking shit production
We can pull up a chair right here right here. Wait, do I say here like
Hey
You like the TV dedicated to the chat, right? That's the tone. You've got to add that yo
Why you shrunk these niggas real quick?
What do you mean?
Sometimes like I'll walk down here, right? Yeah, and the night and people will talk to me through my offline chat
And I'll just be like so confused. You talk back. No, but like it's weird like all like the other day
I was what's the fuck is that?
You put your rage. My name is Yuri gaming. Oh shit
My name is Yuri gaming. I forgot. Hold on. Hold on production. Can we pop out the right chat for rage?
I'm trying to I didn't come to quit. You got you got any
You're not trying to quit a toothpick.
Oh, you need a toothpick?
OK, hold on.
Production, can we get him a toothpick?
Also, pop out a tab.
Bang, bang.
Yo, W chair production.
W chair.
No, we're working really hard over here.
I feel like that didn't even do anything.
Let's get him a product.
Uh, a toothpick.
A toothpick.
Hey, Floppy Onnes, I miss y'all.
Floppy Onnes, I miss y'all.
I miss y'all, I miss you, man.
How y'all doing?
What y'all got going?
You're raised, you're raised, y'all still bouncing,
keep bouncing this shit.
It's not a bouncer.
No, it's not here.
Oh my God, you loaded up.
Yo, this nigga loaded me up, chat.
That's a real name.
Do you still disappear, or are you keeping trying?
Nah, they despawn, man.
How do I not go fly?
Angle out.
We gotta just track them,
drop the stream, like, where they going, man.
Bro, we did that.
The last stream we did, when it was with Emily,
I gave you a toothpick before we left.
We left for the whole day and we got home
and Ray's had the same toothpick in his mouth.
That's normal.
No, they are biodegradable.
They like break down like, they just turned out.
You know what I mean?
You know what is biodegradable?
What?
Men in black three.
Mm, wait, is it?
MRB3 game, it was supposed to be today.
It was supposed to be today.
But, chat!
We came to the conclusion together
that we want men in black three to be peak,
it's gotta be good.
So it's better to not rush it, you feel me?
Like, look at the first one, look at the second one, right?
They were fire, right?
You know what I like about the two?
The first one literally was all of that gang.
That shit was all of that,
and we were joining, we went into this fucking room.
I don't know what we were getting into.
It was a fucking mission.
It was like some GTA IRL shit.
We anime shot, oh my God, the e-bag.
You remember that Cam2 broke off at Universal?
And we got anime figurines and shit.
We got figurines, we got a hot dog,
we got a nice view.
And the second man in black, he came into our world.
You see what I mean?
You dig what I'm saying?
And the third one, we want a good mixture of both of them.
We got a blend of chat.
The perfect blend.
Infuse it, and we don't want to rush it.
We don't want to rush that one for the game.
You know when movies make sequels
and you're like, damn, that shit was ass, bro.
I should have.
What do you think is more anticipated?
Avengers, Doomsday, or Men of Black 3?
A death feature in your age?
A death in your age?
I think that is...
I don't want to sound cocky, but I think Men In Black 3.
Men In Black 3, right?
Yo, gang, imagine Men In Black 3
as like a brand new fucking location game.
People were saying Florida.
I don't know.
We could do it anywhere, gang.
All I know is that it's better if we did do it
and make it a thing today.
So when we do decide to do it, it's lit.
Yep, that's the fact.
You know what I mean?
You can get a set where they even type, where they not?
I mean, I think they just wanted us to stream.
Gently gently not one of us together. Okay, I'm gonna blue bear gently. What's that something we did a stream together game
What's that stream or was no count?
And yes, that will be the finale chat
Sub-a-thon to how to go back and find it, you know, it was a good I was talking about how many streams and clips and like moments
We had together, you know what I forgot about what the Japan stream. I was like, oh
my
God
The pan shot I wasn't even live for that. Why are you might remember that bro? That was like at the beginning of mine
What sure my career and I was camera man it like I literally
Even watch anime back there
Right remember one of those spots we went to I don't know who we've been on streaming at this point
Well, you got so drunk game. This was the end of the trip
One but my spiky senses are tingling for some reason. Yeah, you got drunk. It's like did I get a notey? Oh, yeah a
A child is walking on the porch holding a golden ball
What is that's an ornament here?
It literally
Person is trying to open the door to end why you thought his ornament was going up ladies. Well, the fuck is wrong
What the fuck is wrong, they just, you mean they caught us, you mean they caught us.
Where is your hand?
How you doing?
They just ate Indian food with their hands.
Welcome to the crib.
They touched them.
What?
They just ate Indian food with their hands.
Wait, did they not wash their hands?
No.
No, no.
Smell them.
Where is your streamer?
Yo, yo, smell it, literally.
Smell his hands.
No.
Literally, literally.
He threw your hand.
They were eating cool with their heads.
They just fucking watched it and asked me to do it.
That's just like how we used to do it back in the days.
Our ancestors,
wait, what do you do with that anymore?
What do you do?
No, but that's what I'm saying.
I'm not broke.
It's black history, mom.
I wanna, you know, I wanna hide up with his fingers
and munch it, he's a daft tool of us in this world.
It's not munch, it's in here.
It's in here.
I should probably go clean, like Sanitizing Day?
No.
He should come and clean you up.
He should come with some germ Vectra,
some hands in his mouth,
Sit down to see he should watch your hands for you
No, we don't need to do that
Where's your guys a streamer?
Green shit
Why do you talk to your guests like this fucking crazy to during black history month
I wasn't on the same side, man.
I'm next to you.
I think black history was middle.
So we do it.
Right?
You allowed to say that,
you learned a black history about two months.
I don't know.
Is that how, how's that work?
Oh shit.
Wait, watch your feet.
Watch your feet, watch your feet.
I got the pumpkin bomb.
Watch your feet, man.
Please, mom.
No, no, okay.
We're good?
It would have blown up, yeah.
Okay, we're good, it's not a different set.
Is that the green goblet?
Yeah.
And I got the mask, too.
You see, I got magic in here, but I got so yo!
You could put this on your head for real.
Yo, imagine?
How do you turn it on?
I just break into the fucking crib?
I need these feeding pervers!
Perfect!
Oh, fuck it, don't have any of this!
You're gonna hold your head and just fucking explode!
Yo, I don't bad-ass!
Okay, I look like a tool of that work.
Yeah, you could put it on, bro.
You could literally look at it, bro.
You could literally look.
head in there? I'm a big head of that. Me too, bro. What? Yeah, you know what I mean?
Hey, I got the two payoffs. Yeah, now you just need a hoverboard, you know what I mean?
Shit, you're good. Hey, Spider-Man! Hey, Spider-Man!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, Spider-Man!
Do you want a knife? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, put this in on.
Production was supposed to add up.
No, put this in on.
Oh, was calling to you?
Yeah, don't put it on.
We're not 40.
Why do they keep saying that?
Do they chance you?
Do they tell you to start a family and why are we not?
Do they tell you that too?
Do they tell me that?
They give it every fucking day, gang.
Well, I'm not sure I do that right now.
I say you nothing.
40-year-olds play with toys.
It's not a fucking toy.
toy is a collectible all right what do you think max meant by looks like a toy
but I don't know but I didn't understand that clip and toss Ron kept saying
I was like what is he talking about Ron kept saying I'm like why'd you keep
fucking saying that and then Max Lewis said it twice
Why?
He's like a toy for Thanos.
He thought he thought he was...
He thought he was hitting gay.
Bro, where is this clip, bro?
Max.
Toy for Thanos.
Hopefully it's on YouTube, bruh.
Alright, just take a look.
Like, why did he do this?
That shit look like a toy for Thanos.
Bro, that's not an ashram ring.
I lost this, though.
Y'all, this is your...
That shit look like a toy for Thanos.
a toy for Thanos
What's that?
I was the worst Shoki I've ever seen
What does that even mean?
Like get out the room, boy you just got me mad
Like what are you saying?
A joke for you
I don't know about
He said twice dude I make sure everybody heard that
What did you say?
He said twice dude
Cause when he first heard it, nobody said she
When he first said that, mom look at it
Oh no Shoki was pitched too
I think Shoki's here
No he's not
Yeah.
Shout out to Silkie here.
Right, he was just in Texas.
Yeah, he was just in Texas.
But I think he got back today, right?
That's up to you if he's here or not.
Well, that nigga moved in slow motion, bro.
If Silkie arrives at a state a certain day,
don't expect to see him until like two days later again.
He loads hella slow.
He doesn't have an SSD at me.
Yeah.
He loaded straight hard drive, bro.
He's got his whole own timeline and he moves, yeah, he moves like 25, bro.
Look, you live in here?
Yeah, I know, but that other crib is far, though.
I have a cut scene with him in a second.
That was a good stream from last year, though, too, the Uncle Thon.
That was a great stream.
What do you think our best stream was?
I was looking at all of them, bro, the Uncle Thon with Mike.
The Uncle Thon was insane, bro.
The first men in black.
Bro, I love Lotto.
Y'all niggas, y'all niggas.
Y'all fell asleep. Who fell asleep? Didn't you fall asleep game? Yes, you went to your fucking bay. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean yeah, cuz it was like 20 fucking hour. That's we didn't talk about that. Yes, we did
No, bro, we didn't
And I was like how the fuck are you gonna do that yet? Yeah to record a commercial the next day
Yeah, and you're like I'm gonna figure it out. Oh my god. I did go film a commercial. Yes, bro
No, I was so tired and it's so close to time to two hours. I only want to wait
Oh my god, I remember there was a day and I took my car home my AG and I left it on in the garage
And close the garage and I woke up and I'm like what was that smell in my house and I almost died
I think that's you know because of the gasoline and the crib wait
I used to do that though. I used to go on my mom's car go on the garage
I used to turn it on to listen to music and
And you would have the engine on yeah, with the garage clothes. Yes. Yeah, that's how you die carbon monoxide
I just do that as a jet though, but groggs have little vents though. They got like the little vents
No, no, they know there's clothes. Yeah, they close like the doors have like little lines, right?
But the carbon monoxide is so big powers oxygen and then when you inhale that you might die
So I woke up and I could tell something was off with the climate like I could feel it
Is the garage dangerous or inside the car gets dangerous?
It's the chemicals that the car pumps.
So let's say you're outside the car, but you're in the garage, can you die?
You're in the garage but outside the car, but the car is on.
Wait, let me, I'm trying to visualize, where are we again?
We're in the garage, okay.
Let's say I'm in my mom's car, I've turned it on.
I'm in my mom's?
My bad.
Car's on my outside.
I'm inside my mom's car, you're outside and you're still in the garage.
Who dies first?
The garage is open?
Clothes. Oh, oh
I'm inside the car in the garage. Yeah, you're done
So it doesn't happen to you. I mean, I'm a different is you can't really apply
the natural laws of physics and shit to muck to me and what I'm doing it but for everybody else yeah
Call the monoxide if you inhale that genuinely you probably died
I'll be straight though. I'm different. I'm different. But what's it called?
I think one of our best our best dream seconds
The the random one at the end of silver down one the frozen because that that wasn't really a stream though
But I the water is he gonna kill my family. No, no, no, that was the last of the time. I'm talking about frozen. Oh my god
When I came here
That was so stupid
Adapt
Rose on
It should this year should come up. Oh, that's what you had
Look at this
I go back to this dude the same. Where's my super suit? I say, what about me miss you look like I said, oh
black
Oh my god, bro, it sounds like someone up from production
Wait, we're loading?
I think that's...
Do you think I want to black?
I was like, what?
That was me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, you look like the type of dude that's saying,
Where's my super suit?
I say,
What about me, maybe you look like I said...
Oh, that's you, bro.
It's black.
Oh, damn.
No, no, he's a...
Hey, what?
No, he's a cat.
He has switched to petting his boys.
No, no, no, no, no.
It was a woman.
And the way that she is cropped, you can't really see.
OG sponsor.
Oh, what?
What's OG sponsor?
Oh my god, you're doing a spot.
You're doing a sponsorship last night.
Oh, I was.
Yeah, man.
I was approaching the room and they said,
get the fuck out.
You're doing a sponsorship?
Yeah, I got a notification on my phone.
It said, two individuals, one holding a camera
with a light are walking.
Yeah, your system is not an AI.
You don't got an AI system saying that shit, hey?
No, I do.
I'm not gonna tell you in two minutes what I can- one of them got a camera.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
It's not possible.
It literally just said someone with a golden ball was walking off the side of my door.
I do.
Actually?
Yes.
You think I'm- bro, come on.
Look at this.
Wait, what?
Three people are walking.
A child is walking on a paved area that's sandy.
I guess a person is trying to unlock your door with a screwdriver.
What the fuck?
Three people are moving on the-
Wait!
Whoa, watch something.
Whoa, I swam on my chat.
He's not lying on everything I love.
Is that AI shit?
Or is that like human watching you at all times,
giving you information?
I can't say too much on what I got in the back end on my tech,
but I got a gatekeeper on this shit.
I need that.
Wait, you got to touch me with that system.
It's good tech.
Actually, it's good tech.
Wait, what if AI isn't AI?
It's just a bunch of people in India or something
like just responding to you.
What if it's like not actually AI?
What we think AI is is all cat is really just people talking. I feel like it would have been revealed by now
They would have slipped up with a chicken baker and we saw the little robot nigga that delivers food
Oh, they're out here. Yeah, you know, like you don't have somebody controlling that right?
They got exposed one time, but I didn't look too deep into it
No, the little the little toy and they had the names and they delivered foolishly
He said there's somebody in another country controlling that job. I know there's no way just plugging coordinates and it drives
That's what I thought but I was sold otherwise. Are y'all cooking today? Yeah speaking of who we should get in the kid brah?
Oh my god, are you nice in there, bro? I'm fucking nice for real. I'm dirty. Why are you is he lying or not because I
Just started cooking it for real and getting well versed in the culinary department this year
And I'm like Loki three for three. They're all saying no in cab. Yeah
You know, I can't even ask me my this
What's your, your history? I know your history.
Ancient and baby. When I was in college, how you got, you mean?
I was making chicken rice, fucking pasta, salmon steak.
You were in college?
Yes.
How's that?
Is it a vibe or not?
Not really. That shit was fucking, it was fucking, it was like school.
Yeah.
You didn't want to do that anymore?
I did four years.
No, I got my a and I'll get it by my back. Hey
Masters or a bachelor or one and oh the first was the social decision you gave you're on time
You get it like two years
And I was getting my bachelors and computer science and cold that happened
This is getting sick and shit and dying and shit and like so the school shut down
So I was there for four years. I just got it associates
You didn't get the big the main shit the big shit
I mean, I was I'm like 20 credits away. I need one more semester
One more you well you supposed to see it through you were right there. You got that a one-yard line in there fish
No, a lot of fuck when you four years in it. You didn't see bro. What?
Okay, kind of protects lives you yeah, yeah
We're on the right so this is getting sick. This is dying fucking bleeding out the nostrils and shit
So that's just set us to school down shit. Okay stream that same time wait
Where do you say me? I didn't happen that didn't happen to me
What did that mean I didn't get school shut down
That was that was not that long ago. Damn that was like six years ago. Wait
When were you in school? Now my head's fucked up. I mean, I'm gonna straight. I got
straight to high school to
To the league
You you declared to the draft
I yeah, I did I went to college and shit. So I feel like
Yeah, I could develop more, I could develop a little bit more development, and so what'd
you go there for?
Computer science.
Oh, really?
Computer fucking science.
Yeah, yes, yes, FAU, Florida, Atlanta, New York, New Jersey.
Now, now I'm understanding.
My body says this is our tingling.
Yeah, the bill.
Yes, yes, yes, FAU Florida. I let you know now now I'm understanding how I'm body senses are tingling. Yeah
Okay, it'll probably share a child a
Group of people is walking and standing on the porch
These are they fucking for real they just threw them on Orman and
Why do you have both ominous?
I didn't have, I did have these,
but then I put them back in the main crib.
And they light up.
And now they're back here,
now they're for Christmas DLC.
Oh my God, did you have fine shit
come out of a present for Christmas?
I'm like a gift?
No.
Fuck the fuck around at Christmas?
No, I left there and had Christmas.
I sat here, couldn't believe I could waste
it a past 14 years of my life.
That's why I got Christmas.
What about you?
I
Did I get a little bit of a different
Oh, but coldly coldly. Okay. Yeah, we were
And I was streaming and around that time boom
I just got a boom. I'm like, yo, and like I was really focused on my classes never thinking switch to online
You're already streaming in school. I think we started out on YouTube
So you were streaming and then you too with which one it was always different for me. Okay one and then I did the other yes
I started off a YouTube in 2017. Okay
And it's 2018 I started streaming
So I was doing both. Okay, so it's 2018 and in 2020 hybrid
Call COVID hit 2020 last year college
I was trying and then niggas were dying, bleeding out their nostrils, call finishing COVID,
you know?
These fucking excuses, man.
Let me break it down.
And everything's first on line.
Okay.
And like, bro, I don't know, like I wasn't doing my homework, so I just jumped in my class.
I'm gonna resume next semester because I don't want to fail, man, because I'm bad at this
online shit. When school is reopened, I'm gonna go back to class. These bars, you
need to start going crazy. I'm like, damn, I gotta take this opportunity while I
can. I gotta focus on this. Yeah. So I, I beg to myself. That's why I did budget, did
it way earlier. I did it way earlier. What took you so long? Why do you wait so long?
You should have done it. Black, black mom. Oh, okay. She wasn't going for that.
She she she's you like you're not in school. You get the fuck out of there
I'm trying to tell you to get out. I'm gonna get the fuck out. No, cuz I was trying to dip before I finish high school
But my mom was not letting me do that. But now I was like wait when I graduate
I'm pretty sure if I turn 18 I could do whatever I want
What is that I usually don't see emails. What is that? I'm starting my free will. What is that?
Uh, it says fairs.
Fairs.
Wait, so every time y'all type fairs in my chat, that's when y'all be seeing it?
That's understandable, yeah.
You've seen it through for months.
And now she's probably stoked, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You fucking...
Wait, what the fuck?
Does it have a picture?
Whoa, it popped up down there in the bottom.
Why are they typing fairs and the picture is coming up?
It's a 7 TV, you know.
There's no way you don't know, you don't know what's on the TV's?
You're doing it.
Yeah, it's Emotes, but why they, I see fairs,
like they say fairs.
Yeah, that's-
So if I type fairs right now, what happens?
They will price and have that emote.
F, A.
See?
Yeah, that's me.
Does it do with your tattoo?
Yeah.
Other keyboard, other keyboard.
Oh, you little typo.
Oh my god.
There you go.
Fuck.
Wait, what if I only want to say the word though?
What if I don't want an email to pop up?
You gotta tell them, you gotta tell them in the chat.
Huh?
You gotta tell them to, I don't know.
I don't fucking know, that's all in production.
I don't have a lot.
Production?
Is there a chat production?
Yeah, I got a big production team.
Speaking of production, let me get Gilbert down here.
I gotta show you around the crib a little bit.
That's a new shit, though.
Yo, I know what you should do.
What?
You should come business manager
Hey, Gilbert you around you trying to pull up on me?
Okay, Ben wait
Bro you the goat
Okay, go bitch. I'll do gilly brother by the slide here, and I got to show you wait
Have you ever been here into in here here?
They can see other shit or not
What the fuck are you talking about like in the guest career? Oh, wait? Yeah, you have a bunch of time
Why did you just say that to me game? Oh for God?
We got we got something. Yeah. Yeah, you stay for you literally stay there
That's the CTE. See sometimes should be all you do be having CTE
Should be slipping through a crack. We have no
That's
See, that's an emote that I'm not personally. Did you finish cyberpunk? Did you ever watch cyberpunk? No. Oh my god
That's something you should watch. I'm actually looking for a lot. Okay, and I made a while I started cyberpunk
I'm on been this season two right now. Everyone said I just got to see it through bro
Have you watched too few cool a little bit? No, I don't have a parasite. No, cuz it's not stuck
Or dub, it's not dubbed. But you
Yes, I only watched up I speak English
Like only watch the yeah, so what do you think and that's jay liar? Yeah, JJ K. Hey, I don't have a choice
I don't have a choice. Yeah, okay. I understand
Okay, but some anime
Most anime have good dubs, like one piece have good dubs even though they be on my dick.
I'm a subass and they go, but some anime, I'm like, watch my dub, I wanna be able to
eat and watch shit, I wanna be able to look away for a second and watch shit.
Yeah, you feel me?
You feel me?
But like some anime is held up, bro.
I don't speak Japanese, how am I supposed to, what?
When you're watching JJK, it's like you're reading, after saying it, and you don't realize
It's a sub, man.
You don't.
But you see, you gotta focus too hard, though.
Yeah, I'm not trying to grow.
I'm trying to chill and like, I gotta sit
and if my eyes go away from the screen for one second,
then I completely missed a fucking whole plot.
Now someone's dead.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
My Patreon was getting on me
cause I was looking at chat too much, man.
Have you ever heard of a chat getting on your ass
from looking at chat too much?
Because it's a sub.
And every time I look at chat, they're like,
yo, this nigga doesn't know what's going on.
I'm like, yo, this is so fucking annoying, man.
I can't even glance at my chat, gang.
I never got called out for that.
That's kind of tough, but they said that.
That's fucking weird.
Because they probably wanted you to pay attention.
Yeah, they wanted me to pay attention.
All the comments on my last Patreon video,
for JJK, this nigga's not even paid attention.
Nigga, I understand Japanese, gang.
I don't gotta look at every fucking sub-type of gang.
I've been watching anime for fucking 20 years, damn near.
Oh my god, I can say that.
Oh, you're old.
Because I've been watching since Zach's Bell,
the fucking Dragon Ball Z, tight shit, like.
Nah, I've only been here for a while.
22 years, I've been watching anime.
Damn, they're 24 years.
24 years.
24 years, weren't even that old.
Gilly.
Should I say it was good to Gilly?
Thank you, Gilly, Billy.
Hey, Josh.
How you doing?
Nah, bro, I just started.
Did you cry in the face of it?
I just started last year.
Yeah.
You cried, did you mind?
Hard to tell.
50-50.
Nah, I was born my own now.
Yeah.
Chad, if he was crying, you think Gilly really was crying?
Everybody weighed the Gilly, Brad.
We have to figure out what meal we're cooking today, too.
BGDUGS.
I think the Chad, I got a bunch of chefs in the chat,
and they normally know.
Should we bring out notepad and write all options
that they say?
Are we doing the lid down?
They have said like the same three wonders.
What, it's like pasta, or like some type of wing.
Like what I've already unlocked is tacos, pizza,
I don't know, tacos, and then what do I get to do?
Fischetta hot dogs peep this shit. I just ox tail. No, see that's my chicken. That's some super
Cuz I've seen the hot that's my hot dog I made
Seen that shit was gas though, man. Tell him. Hey, Gilly been here for all these but he's
Loki it's like he kind of be helping me with it, too. It's his gas. No, you want me make you want?
for shed a hot dog, bro.
What the fuck is that?
I made that, uh, bread myself.
From scratch.
Why is it your light's on? I'm black.
Because it hurts my eyes.
I don't want to look into a fucking white light
every time I look at this monitor or read the chat.
So you never have your ring lights on?
I mean, if I have a choice?
No, but I get to begin your stream,
I'll have it on for a little bit,
and I'm like, yeah, let me just turn this off.
The studio life doesn't her own your hat cyborg. So, you know, yeah, you're not subject to the same
Shit that I am. You know, I mean a production where we might have to
Switch to Iraq. I'll show you some of the tech I got. Yeah, I tell you guys
I try to look when I was speaking to you. I was like this and I didn't look I saw a big tank
Oh, I got a gym too. I gotta show you it. Wait. I thought that's what you were talking about
What were you talking about there? I was talking about I thought of figure-raising shit
I mean yeah, I've been getting I got that sauce day Susan. Let me show you production. Can we swap to?
In just are we over here? We swap to
In just are we over here?
Hold on production
Again, holy bang. Are we over there? Holy checking off the holy. Oh
Shit, okay. Come on. Let me show you around
This is my face rub. I guess it's just rub now, though.
Maybe I gotta cut it.
Yeah.
Okay. This is my...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Check out that jacket real quick.
Why?
Check it out real quick.
No, because now you're not...
That feels...
I felt a little sexual.
No, is that...
No, I was like, you had...
You had face tatted?
Oh, yeah, duh.
Alright.
I wanna get it tatted before I...
Oh, other hand.
Fuck!
Bro!
Hear me?
Oh, you hear me?
I'm not tripping cuz it's a part is a big part of your life games half of my life
Come on. I got a camera for your life. It's crazy. You're old
14 years and half of your life. You're older than you're about to tell my god. Wait. Hold on. Let's talk about yo
You're about to turn 29 in a few months. It's gonna be your last year of UB 20 few in
Eight months. I'm turning 29
You're older than me, bruh.
Your birthday's before me, gang!
Put it over this.
You can't move it. No more.
You moved it last year.
You're not gonna move it two years in a row, gang.
You can't move it.
I can move my birthday.
I can do what I want to do.
Maybe.
When did you get shoes on?
I just threw these on when my new balance is.
Okay, let's move this one.
Check this out.
So, I got some of my stuff.
You already seen this shit, though.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Right now, I'm streaming it a year.
A little boomeray.
Contact.
We're gonna try to put this in here
and here's how they get re-boat.
Uh, Bane.
You stole it back from Sylvie.
I love it.
Bane.
Uh, this is like my Batman corner.
Have you seen all these?
This is new.
This is something I've always wanted, game.
Right?
Always.
Naruto was your favorite character in Naruto
since you were done with it.
Uh, Kakashi.
Right?
Who's your top three?
Kakashi, I really like Gaara.
Okay.
And like, it's like mainstream, if I say it's Hachi.
No, it's Hachi is like the swaggyest thing on here.
I like the uh yeah kakashi gora
Who's your fourth favorite?
Honestly guys kind of comp too. Who's your fifth favorite?
uh
Yeah, sasuke
I'm looking for a game. I'm fucking looking for a game. Yeah, notice how it's crazy everybody in naruto like naruto is like not even in the top 10
Bro that's what I'm saying
But don't say that though. They were cute. There's a fandom of naruto
Oh, really? They're going to make it?
You're not going to beat them in real life.
But on the internet gang, they roast the fuck out of Sausage.
Sausage gets roasted on the internet gang,
and it's just Naruto Dicksuck is just flaming that nigga gang.
Hold on, he wants to be on Sausage, dick.
He didn't want to be on this or a full ass nigga dick.
Yeah, bro, they were fighting the whole entire fucking time
after he left the village.
It was just like he was chasing him for the entire dear shipwreck.
The whole fuck you should food it never mess our food is boiler. Yeah, I'll fuck with me in a toe too
That's what that's what I'm here. It's all swagged. That is a swaggy
I can't really wear a headgear
Listen, you look better than head again than I do really you've got a permanent headgear, though
Huh? You got permanent headgear. Does it work or maybe I gotta go black. What does that mean?
Right here. What do you mean I got prominent head here? Like that shit is getting me a surgically attached to your head
I never see you without it. You feel me? Oh, what about this one though?
Like the brand I think this one hits better than this one. This one hits but it might just be the fit
That's why it's cuz of the fit this gold game with this shit
This gold cuz I never you never see me in a hat never but I don't know why you look good
Not cuz I got big head so my head is bigger again. You look good bro for real actually you look good
Ah, I got that I'm pulling it off or not. Listen, Alex, I would you would what?
Here you go over your Ivy and there's poison ivy. Yeah, that's everybody loves this segment
There's gojo's head
Where's gojo over here? Oh, okay
Gojo the secuna are on ultimate hide it. Yo, yo, I'm just I'm just gonna be yeah, there's gonna be a day. I
I feel like I don't know you watch as much as me or go to a secluded fight somehow somewhere
Oh, yeah, who do things want in that? I already got the whole shit spoiled for me
Man, I did I kind of did too, but I'm actually like I did it
It's annoying, but it's actually so annoying. I don't know. You know how I guess well
I'll put a tic-tac comment section on the edit gang open the fuck what I don't like don't think everybody just reads the manga like
They'll just say it. Oh, oh if I got this sports, I'll do a magoria
Yeah, borderline
You would I would never know anybody's name. I don't care how much I've watched the fucking
But listen, you just somebody's close something with that little tool. He's like I didn't see that one. I'm not gonna say it
He's like even though he he's still that's what that's all right
That's what I do. I think I read the manga. You probably know what I'm talking about
of my shelves. This is my favorite nigga. You like the tanking figure? Yes, he's
calm. He's fucking tough. So I got JKH shelf here, JKH shelf here. I'm not gonna lie,
having clothing, G.O.S figurines is calm. That's style. That's like bald, like that's
Conk see the biggest
You see the car you put oh my god
Would you buy it would you get it at the car shop that car shop
Peel box not someone dropped it off when I was at anime con I didn't ask for they just handed it to me
You know Minato is so swaggy game see gara and that's what you we got me. Yeah to garras
Yeah, the same way different and that but I gotta build my show. I really like to deal with Slayer show
So this one my
I'm not gonna lie. It's my life.
Why is it?
Can I be?
I showed I'd be already.
You wanna see it again? Here it is.
There's Ivy.
Yo.
There are fucking us.
Dang.
Why are you caressing us?
Yo, Danny, this is a sitting game.
Danny, this is a sitting game.
Yeah.
She's having some shit, yeah.
Adapt.
Danny Johnson's sitting game.
Oh, no, no, no. I ain't gonna lie.
Cardi's kind of OP though.
This might be one of your this might be one of your best
Right. This actually might be one of your best, but
Look at that symbiote and I got
OG 1 mil like they don't have these that's got this continue. No, I can get our Etsy
Nah, I can get on Etsy. No, no, no, not like this
Etsy like about it. It's the real this stuff. Yeah, I can get on Etsy and then say so. It's not a new
Uh, what's it called play by so pussy? I
It's like this big game
62 year old playing with toys yet ban that guy first of all even not to collect your items and this is ODM gear
All right, leave a leave irons on glaze me gang
Okay, does your chat glaze other people or they just hate everybody because my chat only hits on me and glazes everybody else gang
They be calling me old when this old ass Nick is older than me gang. No, no, that's just
Watch this.
Chat, who's older, me or her dad?
It's pretty 50-50, like it depends over here in a flock,
how, like it's kind of circumstantial.
But for the most part, yeah, they be,
they show a mad love to everybody.
Sometimes, yeah, see rage.
You can see it all rage.
YRG, six-ons, rolling six-ons.
No, no, no, that is, oh, shoot.
Look at the bear on my fucking dick.
I mean, these are just bad.
Can I, I, yes, you asked a question.
They're gonna answer it honestly.
Appreciate y'all in a vlog man. Appreciate that.
Anyway, this door. Oh, do you ever play anything in there? Not really. No, I was gonna like turn this into some comp shit and like
What's it called like make it like have like a costume like I don't know like Batman thing, but I
Don't think it's worth it
That's that was PL phase with the roses
Mm-hmm. Lots of phase logos Lyrie everywhere you look
Yeah, mm-hmm. You see Leaky Black right there too? What do you know about that?
Where? What? You have a Leaky Black sign. How did you get that? You did not buy that.
I'm having ties. Jesus Christ. Okay. I'm having ties man. Shout out Leaky Black man.
One thing that's underrated about Death's Creed? The rugs. These rugs are fucking
sick. What do you think it's been? Anonymous one is my favorite though.
yes right here that's the crane man no I like a lot of this is stuff there's
Easter egg on it too you could kind of see hold on let me see you gotta like you
gotta catch it from an angle
the face is the face hanging off the crane
hold on I don't see the face hanging
you gotta catch it at an angle though
okay I see the gwen yeah I see the gwen
I have it tatted here too
we got the face tatted
The other side
No, no, it's here. No, no, no. Okay. See you see the gland to leave them go to sniper
What's not what did you do to intervention?
DSR. Oh, you put them you put it to the crane. Oh on the crane with that intervention
Yeah, yeah back up on the crane with a fucking DSR game what the fuck
I really yeah the way you came from the fucking future game
I want to get an air cut on a crane on stream, man
You think I could do that you have any connections
I
Come right this way
I thought I keep this shit equipped or not. What do you think about the what the act the hat? Yeah?
I don't know if I keep chat. Yo, fuck with that. I keep it a quick or not
It'll be Blance who that keep it man
Big plans. I think it's a barber. I'm alive that keep it okay. I need your help today
Especially when we go out to get food for the shit holding my pants up
Brought like you need a belt like my shit is like
But oh, I see you had posted a pic where you're a new car you had the sleeveless hoodie now you're tough
It was it was a hoodie. It was just a sleeveless shirt. I don't know that good
No, I can't wear sleeveless shirts, so we're chilling around at the gas station.
Maybe a fucking decade ago, we could have rocked that shit.
We have a sleeveless shirt on right now!
This is a wife beater, this is different.
This is a wife beater.
Wife beaters are in a whole different category.
I got a t-shirt on.
Sleeveless.
All of Duke's shirts are sleeveless.
All of Sookie's shirts are sleeveless.
Why would I wear a sleeveless shirt? It's a fucking problem!
I don't know if you're in that same conversation.
You know what I mean?
I'm wearing sleeveless shirts before them, motherfucker!
You don't really have that, like...
I'm not really in a place to critique someone's fashion,
but I was saying that shit was not it.
Anyways, let's continue the tour.
Right?
Oh! What? What is that, doodle?
Gotta watch out. No, coyotes.
It's coyotes that I pulled up.
You didn't quit on maybe chewing them.
Nah, I have a tech there. Give me.
Wait, this way. I gotta show it right to Jim.
Come on through, okay?
This is where I saw you doing your sponsorship, you can close your windows, can't you?
There's no...
It was right here.
It was right here, yeah.
You can't close your windows, can you?
You can't even see.
Oh my God, this is like a gym.
It's the gym room, hey, man.
Wait, you're about to have a gym review.
That's the dumbbell tight.
You had those already?
Yeah, it's really good for uh, what's the call like
See I'm spinning I got a little sauna right here
Ice bath bash squat rack and ergonomic chair
So you could go in here and sauna and sauna nice yourself. Yeah, hold on. You see this ergonomic. I should though
Jimmy is a company look it
No, it's like
ergonomic
Oh shit.
No.
Would you get scared in here if you're like, like a soap?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Is noise cancellation?
I don't hear you, I don't hear you.
You're screaming and I can't hear you?
What?
KILL MYSELF!
Fuck you! Hold on, I wanna try the ergonomics.
No you go, you actually could relive for real.
I wanna try the ergonomics.
No, I'll try it, bruh.
Oh, look at your familiar with shit like this, huh?
All sorts of tech.
You know what's great, I actually have those.
Dorm Attack?
Yup, the Dorm Attack's for my knees.
Oh my god!
What do you think about this?
Yo, I just had it, bruh.
Do you be sungazing? Do you sungaze?
Actually do yes, what time does the Sun hit you the best, but I gotta be careful because the Sun burns at me
So I can only be outside in the Sun for like 10 minutes or I need like FPS 80 or something
I never got some bird before
Yeah, I got sunburned a bunch of times. Why do you think I never got some bird before black?
It is what they're saying in a chat. What's it called?
uh no um i got some poisoning once you got poisoned the sun dead ass poisoned me
would be that's some poisoning that's not real you can't get some yes no no you
can i found out when i got some poison yes cancer no the sun fucking literally
poisoned me what did you do to the sun for the fucking poison i don't know i
never did shit to it so i like that's why i'm not like i gotta like be very
caught like mindful when I'm underneath it and it's hitting me because was you
getting mad tick damage yeah I know you're poisoned did you feel like purple
or like no I woke up the next day whole body was red it hurt to do any this to
lay down to breathe that start puking I had a flight to which was just like the
most inconvenient and I had a backpack on and like just hurt to wear the
fucking backpack but yeah that shit poisoned me so I'm trying to figure out
I'll work around for that. That's what yo no trodo. This is probably the best part of the finish also right here
It's area. Well, it's just the house now
It's the house, right? Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, this is way. Hold on. So you're gonna tell me you build my
Arrow on protein shake. Yeah, I'll be here. You built all this shit just to move it somewhere else. I like mm-hmm. Yeah
Yeah
Gotta move everything soon
Just put it all fucking together nice how soon soon are y'all moving it together or is it like a separate
situation these are really good questions I'm trying to figure out the answer to some of these
questions as well I'm staying in Florida yeah I mean I think you're gonna stay over there either way
Yeah, how the fuck would you think that because you already did you've been doing that?
Okay, I've been doing that now. Yeah, well the poor question is what is hot? Oh, it's cold. Oh, plunge
Yes, cold plunge
Is it is it cold right now? Yep, freezing
What the fuck?
So this machine just keeps it cold. Yeah a lot of water bottles
Yeah, okay, I get in
Take this off. Yeah, go ahead
The back end also comes on this way. Yeah
Freezing in there. Yeah, I just go inside going yeah much much
I might need a change of clothes
You think yeah, it's you're gonna get so better. Do you have extra clothes for me?
Why is it actually cold? Why is it actually cold?
But my balls I can't they're gonna show it set out like Ron's and it looks like a long
My balls my balls my balls don't go in you're already halfway committed just go in
God put your arms you're gonna go numb after 60 seconds
That's where you're breathing, yeah.
You gotta handle it with a durian technique
on some demons later too, yeah, yeah.
That's when you get it.
12 seconds.
15 more, 15 more.
It's cold, huh?
I don't want to towel it.
Dad, I don't have 30 seconds.
What do you need to allow to towel?
Give me a towel, give me a towel.
Someone give me a towel.
Production, someone bring a towel.
How many seconds?
30 seconds.
31, 31, 31, 31.
At least a 12, at least a 12.
At least a 12.
was that just now it's 35 just 20 seconds 20 minute one minute one minute
one minute 60 seconds will be good yeah yeah yeah yeah can you go in here what
how many seconds is that how many seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds you got
it right yeah yeah five and you're gonna get Matt a lot stronger I think when
get out here five four three two one
stop it oh oh you took down a cat
I like soak your son up my son already soaked you fucking we talk okay yeah
you do it okay we got to go grab a towel and the main crate yeah oh there's my
Pants
No, the pants are needles needles
Hey, I'm proud of you thug that shit out. It is freezing in there to I did thug it chat and it's called outside
It's about 60 out here.
It's freezing, bruh.
It's about 60 out here.
Okay, wait.
What did you say you needed my help with, though?
Oh, Joe.
Dang it.
Hey, man.
You gotta figure out what we're cooking, eh?
Oh.
You want me to figure it out?
Oh.
We're the chat.
The chat?
Yeah, y'all have any ideas or not?
Bro, I'm down a toothpick already.
Is that one two toothpicks, bro?
Two toothpicks.
Fuck.
Oh, shit just broke down, bro.
Is this these greases cold?
Cold side of a cold lunch fucking in the cold outside the six degrees that come outside the plunge see if we're not cold retard
Chicken farm could be calm. Oh that could slap
Like what's your rank in the kitchen? I'm like silver. I just hit silver. I'll say okay
I'll say at one point
College I was part of plat
But it's missing years. Y'all put my placements you D ranked
I'll say I'm like a gold
Okay, I mean that's around gold gold if we're talking if we're talking Marvel rivals gold three ballerin gold one
So I just got the gold
Okay, I could do some of the heavy lifting for me
Chicken farm chicken pumps. I like that's uncocked. I'll give my keys and my wallet
Should we take our AMV chat or should we take our GTR?
discuss some of your cars
Right because I'm trying to think for it. Yeah for the headcount, right?
I
Fat you go fit it
Yard are wrapped you see that shit. I don't want I'm not gonna say the color but I saw Hans, uh
About I say
Wait, he showed wait wait. No, I'm joking
Not a shot I didn't show Hans
I know he hasn't shown it on stream yet, but did you drop it?
No, I'm good. Thank you. He doesn't
Everyone don't you ever do that again. What?
You just offer this nigga fucking water. Yeah, it's important to say hi
Don't offer him water bro. Oh, you don't drink water. Let's feed
Wait you saw videos of the car
Yeah
So people haven't just seen it just not on the street on a live stream every other every other former thing, okay?
Should we slide that?
Yes, but
We got to make a stop somewhere that's fine
What are you trying to go?
It's Colton wearing shoes, yes, he's got shoes on.
I was like, why are you wearing shoes?
I'm glad people still remember that.
Colton's a barefoot demon, gang. He's a barefoot demon.
We got to make a stop.
We got to pick something up real quick, and we're going to fucking, you feel me when I say that, and we're going to drop him off, type of shit.
I said, okay.
Do you have it low?
That's why I love white people.
They speak down for anything.
And he's like, yo, not who that was.
Like, okay, babe, you got it low?
I thought we'd get to see a gay.
Okay, okay, since you're down.
So I have a little sister.
I have two little sisters.
Snoke home, dropped her off the present yesterday
with Ron, who's our favorite streamer, and Paige.
What'd you get her?
Who?
She fought on the, what's it called?
Anime's blockchain and Snowcombe too.
Why didn't you throw the towel?
Man, what was going on there?
She told me not to.
They said don't.
Only ended at the ref exit, gang.
And I didn't even want the ref to end it.
I'm like, oh, the ref wasn't gonna end it.
The ref ended!
The end of it was gonna end something.
No, no, no, Snowcombe was powered up though.
Yeah, did Snowcombe power up?
Paige fought back a little bit.
Snowcombe, I didn't see her.
I mean Paige was powered up.
Snowcombe was something.
But we're throwing something back.
You know we cooked up some crazy shit for snow come on we gave her a bunch of fucking gifts
And now it's only right for my other second out of the four sisters to get a gift to
And you're actually her favorite streamer snow come Ron is snow close to your man. You're a page for sure
Text me right
Yeah, as I get okay, so this is what she wanted a switch a laptop a camera a gamecube with
What is she trying to get into what the fuck no no like a Nintendo switch
I can attend those. Oh, okay. I'm like damn
Katie B she was she wanted to know she wasn't gonna switch down any big game. No
Switch after this shit. No, no, no, she's a gentle retard. This is what we're gonna
We probably go to best buy they probably have a switch or something like that
We get her switch that we drop it back home. Yeah, we go
We go to the grocery store. Yeah, they got tack at best. Okay, so we're gonna parlay grocery store with page at best buy
Huh, I'm down for the parlay
Huh parlay now now we're making it as multiple legs on this yeah, both of the legs, but let's break it down
I mean that's often groceries with us gang love best, but okay, so we're just gonna go get the gift
Yeah, she's a big one. We're gonna get it with her and I give her the gift
Yeah, and she gets the fuck up out of there, and then we drop her back off
And then we go to do the grocery and we do the cooking segment and probably gonna shit and to a dishes segment
What oh what dishes the dishes?
I've a live page. I might call you just that's that's her job game. That's not our job. We don't do that
No, they yell at me all the time
And if I don't sometimes they threaten to take my controllers and shit who
Or the tape around
I mean, we'll see. We just gotta wait
First of all
Why are you if y'all ever?
Try to take my electronics game is I'm throwing a fucking riot. I'm not gonna throw a riot
Hey, don't you ever do your PR is horrible this week? Wait
What is not pure that bad?
I don't know. It's not really. I don't think it's good
maybe somewhere
Yes, I feel like it's been the same. I don't feel like it's yeah gone in
Any direction taking your chain?
So how's the bottom clean today?
Warranty, what you gonna do the fuck you gonna do pussy? You gonna do what can you do? Hmm?
Why do you think you're gonna do I?
Don't know. I know what how it looks over here after we take it create. I'ma play
Oh, they're gonna take your dog. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm good. I'm playing. It's a change. Okay. Well, that's later
That's later. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go scoop up
Yes, let's switch switch it's
Is it raining boy? Wait, this is just the fuck tell you
Oh my god
Water was leaking. I'm all tripping
I was so fucking confused.
Wait, it is raining!
It's not raining at all!
Water! Bro!
It's a mouth! It's a mouth!
My trip is not raining!
There's no water!
What the fuck is that?
Is that diamonds?
What?
Go back on the ground, Gilly?
Look!
There's fucking diamonds and shit!
What is that?
It's the glant of the water.
It's the glant of fucking diamonds, gang.
It's the same way you could see spiders with the eyes.
Like, right off their eyes.
Oh my god, I walked through a thick-ass spider web last night.
What type of spider was that?
I didn't see the spider, but I saw that the web was all over my body.
I need more details.
It's thick. It was light.
Almost looked like cobwebs, but they weren't cobwebs.
It was a spider web.
And I got it around this path.
I was walking down here.
I mean this was last night so it's in yeah probably could have been February 1st
potentially or weaver the fuck is that yeah that's they've been low-key ducking
me I don't know why
Yo chili
Alright, let's hop in the window. We're sliding.
Yup. Why the fuck do y'all got a surfboard?
You still got a lot of Christmas lights out there. You're a little festive.
Chad, they got Christmas lights up in February. That's some black nigga shit.
Okay.
You ready to go?
How should we do this, buddy? I'm gonna paste. You want to talk to the chat real quick?
Yeah, I'll be player one.
Unfaced.
That's the only ball I seen left.
Kind of symbolic.
Let's go see something out here real quick.
Why not?
Why is the basketball hoop moved? What happened to the house I loved?
Where should I shoot from, give me?
What's the good trick shot?
I'll do a little something, a little this, a little bit of that.
A little something, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
I'll do a hook shot from here, around the stairs and to the hoop.
How about them?
Yeah, sure.
I'm going to get on the third try right here, watch out for Jilly really, I'm going to
get this one right here.
Lower your life on it. Mr. Life on it.
Bitch.
Give me that ballroom. When did the hoop move to here?
Same attack. Wait, hold on. I've got one more.
I feel like I've given the majority of the shots you can get on this map.
Nah, not the shot I just shot a hit.
What you trying to do?
Look, go behind the stairs, hook shot, like this, look.
Oh, look.
You're hooking it over this, like, oh, you're trying to go over the fucking stairs like this and hitting that bitch.
I'll get that.
It's challenging.
That'll cause a lot of strength.
Thank you for you.
Hold on.
Ready?
You're hooking it.
Where's the hoop at, right there?
It's a lot of strength, but that's why I gotta kinda...
Why not reach the hoop?
It's hard.
Uh...
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe I got to go right here. Yeah, this is it ready right that way
That's a tough shot tough shot like damn near right on point though
One more. Yeah, okay
It's hard it's like the it's dark out and shit
You like it's going that way but it goes that way
I don't know about that shot selection.
No, that's good shot selection.
Boy, my water.
All right.
Chad, I think I got one more in me.
I think I got one more in me.
That's too hard.
It's not possible.
Yeah.
Second one.
Back?
Yeah.
All right, into the whip.
Into the whip.
Should we break four heads?
One, two, three, four.
How can we do this?
Off camera, man.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Who's got it?
Hey, loser.
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, we won.
We won.
We got a little, like, no break, almost.
I don't know what to do.
I'm not gonna lie.
Great job.
I was dug.
That was good.
My head, I did that.
Angie?
Look at what I just said.
That's a good T-shirt.
Great T-shirt.
I gotta get for y'all bro.
Enjoy bro.
Here, come on.
Knock it on.
Who's the one in the green?
No, you guys.
This is perfect.
Oh, that's really good.
Hey guys.
Hello, nigga.
What's up, what's y'all doing?
What's good, Brody keep?
You good?
What is this?
Kevin, man, it's a lot of threes.
Oh, OK, so actually what's happening here.
Here, you guys stay right here.
Yep.
We'll be...
Where the fuck was Rock Out Lee last night?
Oh, no, it's the fuck with I know.
Where was Rock Out Lee?
OK, OK, they caught us.
What?
Fuck! Wait!
Where's me? What happened?
No you weren't!
I was texting this nigga up to 3AM where the fuck are you?
At 3AM West Coast time where you at in fact I'm with my dogs!
I'm like, nigga, you're from Chicago, man! I have no dogs!
Yeah, we wanted to go see a movie. We wanted to see Markiplier movie.
Yeah, I remember.
It was 5AM and he wasn't home. What are you talking about?
5AM, I don't know where he was.
We watched like the last show in 3AM.
So how long? I was like, it was like a show in 3AM.
Where was Yuki at 3AM?
You're a liar because I called him at 3 a.m. and he was in a house.
So I think our movie started at a level, so then it was like two-hour movie, so yeah,
that makes sense.
I didn't know what time it was at.
One year after the actor.
Okay.
I didn't do anything.
Okay, I think...
At 3 a.m., I don't know where he went.
He's trying to...
I feel like you should lead this up to Yugi and Santi to figure out.
Oh, that's me and Santi.
Yo, Yugi, Santi.
There's clues within the phase house.
What are you doing?
Put on a guard.
The whereabouts of Rockout League.
Okay.
I think the key lies within Stable Ronaldo.
Yeah.
Inside of him. We have to enter him.
We got to somewhere in our left table and we're not gonna leave your site.
You can't.
What is that?
My car is...
By the time we get back, we need to answer Sol's.
Wait, what are we doing?
Huh?
Wait, where are we going?
I have a car and my car's starting up.
You smell so good god damn!
Where are we going?
And I know that's a chrome chain too.
Is that chrome?
Can I wear your chrome? I have one too. I just want to see how it fits.
Nah, where are we going?
I'mma follow you. That's the only thing I'm gonna do.
No, no, where are we going?
Oh, you've been trying to find where I was last night.
No, no, I was home. I was streaming.
Now we're going right down the hill and we're coming back.
We're going down the hill and we're coming back.
And by the time we get back, I need more hints about league whereabouts.
We're about inside the inside the house
Colton here
I mean yeah, okay, you got the keys okay one second. Let me time out a play
This is the car right this way
You go here. Hi gilly goes here. Yeah, I believe it up here. Yeah, and gilly just gets both of us. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to stay in the corner. You're done. You lost rock. This is
Got ratio to Michael
Yes, you do that was
Hi
We're gonna what's it called? I'm just gonna move this real quick. Oh, I'm gonna move the car so y'all can get out
I'm gonna move this real quick so y'all can get out we're trying to take the
E-wag you look for the keys for the U-Wag yeah yeah yeah the keys inside the house
and then we'll try to move the car so we can get the e-wag out.
That way we can all fit, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense, we're all finished then.
Okay, so we got him.
Okay, you can do the parking signal for us.
Wait, you can direct this out.
Wait, give me a minute.
Oh, I know, I got a camera.
I'll sit there.
Give up, okay?
Give me a minute, I'll sit there.
I'll sit there, I'll sit there right here.
I'll put the left foot.
Thank you.
Okay, we're gonna move this.
Can you let me know if I'm good on your side?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
and we're just setting up.
I'm getting on this.
Raise your hand a little light.
Wait, is there anything on me?
I thought I'm good?
No, I'm not.
Hold on.
I don't have my leg!
Oh, shit!
Got that bad real quick.
Oh, shit, we gonna grab you at...
some heels?
Yeah, we're gonna get you a big pot.
Oh, shit.
Okay, hold on.
We don't need a big pot.
I'm gonna drive.
Okay, where should I go?
Who fucking parked this right here?
Is that your car piece of shit?
I don't know if I'm making this
Appreciate it W. Erlan, I saw one do what just fuck it and then sue them. Just sue them try like you get your money and change
Just sue the person
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, wait.
You want me to make the wall?
Yeah, maybe if I go over there.
No, you're making it.
I'm telling you, you're making it.
You're making the game.
You're making it.
Oh, shit.
I don't know if I'm making this.
Wait, try it.
Try to get closer.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Okay.
So I go in your direction?
Okay.
Okay, this way you're saying this way, right?
Yeah, I know yeah, we can do this. I need you. Yeah. Yeah, I could do this
I've been in multiple driveway segments before you go so which way you go this way, okay?
And you're gonna give it a little bit of gas and then right when you get past this wheel you go left a little like fully
Okay, and you reverse fully like that. Okay, so right left and then reverse
Yep, so you need me go this way
No
If you're back to Seagull, let me see that.
Please.
I don't get- what?
Bro, this is so-
I don't got time for this!
Bro, fuck, I'm stuck in here.
How far back does the Seagull go?
Okay, wait, wait.
Okay, left or right?
Right.
Yeah, go right first.
As close as you can to this car.
Wait, whose car is this?
Maybe if they just move up.
Bro, you did it actually.
I have to move out.
Bro, it's not the car's fault.
You called this and it's that.
Yeah, it's not.
Right.
Straighten it out.
And then go and gas give it a little gas. I'll turn the left a little. No, that's a lotto a little
Yeah, and then give it a little gas. Keep going keep going keep going keep now give it more left
Now give it some gas mm-hmm gas hits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Okay like that
okay okay that was a hectic drive we've been doing man-of-drive-way segments but
that one was a little bit scary well yeah parts right here but okay where am I
going this trip we get we gotta have
3 points earned and now we out of here, just like that, c'mon.
Oh, I spoke to that snuggle.
Ready?
No.
What's that?
What happened?
Send me to Eddie.
I don't have to Eddie.
Alright, send me to Eddie.
I tried.
You got it?
Let me check.
On the internet?
Yeah.
Okay, uh, so what's the plan one more time?
Alright, we're scooping her.
Okay.
We're gonna get her to get her contraband?
We're gonna take her to get her contraband?
I
Down for that we got a little bit of a traffic sector though. It's fine
I can feel W's coming through for the traffic segment though. They're big on these over here.
Chat, do you thought traffic is uh, signals?
Oh yo yo, you're in LA, this is a whole lot of them.
Mm-hmm.
That voice.
What does that mean?
The way I seen you was uh, rocking some out release with that the other day.
Oh, you seen that shit? Wait, was it the bad guy?
I don't know.
What was it?
That was the bad guy.
He was having that shit. Was that the uh, sleeveless?
What do you know is that some other piece?
What piece was that?
You know what's up with you gang on?
What do you mean?
What's up with you and this sleeveless propaganda gang?
You're the one that flicked up with them, posted it.
You have sleeveless shirts too, motherfucker?
I have white beavers.
And uh, basketball jerseys, right?
Yeah, way different.
But now why don't you get on Silky the fucking chopped liver that lives with you ass
until he says I want a fucking sleeveless shirt?
Um...
All you wear is a sleeveless shirt and muscle cheese.
He's kinda nocturnal though, I don't really, we don't.
You know, that's rare that I would see.
He lives with you!
I know.
But I think he's been.
In Texas or New York or Florida, one of the three.
He'd been traveling.
I don't know, I hate traveling.
You traveling or not?
You don't be traveling enough.
No, I'm good.
Good right here.
Wait, I should play some on aux or not?
Should we do this?
So long as I'm just like...
We could see here with our own thoughts.
So long as I'm just like...
I'm down to copy you.
I'm down to do that.
Is that fine with you?
Mm-hmm.
Hold on, let me get, uh...
I mean, Julie, right?
What do you want to say?
Classic massage for the traffic segment.
Oh, here we fucking go.
That's what I'm talking about.
What the fuck is my massage?
Why do you think I'm gonna be having this on?
H-Perso?
Yeah.
H-Perso.
we might be squeezing your eyes so chat we're gonna go pick up page you just
fought
and we're gonna go surprise her with a gift right you got snow comb you went
wrong got something crazy shit we got some crazy shit what they get her I got
hit already um sprite can game worn toothpaste game worn Elden Ring Ron
controller that's a good as that that is a grail game one NBA jersey game worn
shoebox no not that a closet like all around the house yeah and the this the
oh yeah there's some rotten food but he looked it he looked it up it was lacy's
She's rotten food, but yeah, she fucked with it.
Ron is her favorite streamer.
So you just gave her the Game 1 Sprite first?
Yeah, so she basically got two gifts, Ron and the Contraband.
Today, Paige is going to get in two gifts, spending some time with her favorite streamer,
well, second favorite streamer, I doubt, I'm her first, and whatever gift that she wants
to have, best buy.
Wait, now what's the order?
Are you sure?
Okay, so we like to joke around a lot. We joke around a lot, right? And I said,
yo, meaning that I'm gonna scoop you in like two hours. Is that fine? She says,
well, of course, my first and second favorite streamer. I said, I know I'm
your first. She said, well, dot, dot, dot, but she's a troll. She'll be trolling.
Okay, so she did that. Yeah, she'll be trolling this shit.
So yes, what would be a good gift for Pager Day? Okay, so can I tell you what she wants? Yeah, she wants
DSLR camera FX3 she wants that's like $4,000 she wants
a new gaming laptop she wants
The gamecube like a like a like a grail gamecube with the donkey Kong bongos. She wants
An Nintendo switch to oh, she was BTS tickets
Yeah, okay, you know you're you're a good friend, bro
That's not a groceries. I think you you got this and
What's it called? It's gonna be a vibe. Yeah, you know, I feel like the SLR. Yeah, I feel like we should
W-raised man. I don't you guess. That's W big bro shit
I feel like she would go we should go 5050 on the gifts man
what I
I wish you go 5050 on the gifts cuz like imagine she's basically getting a gift from her big bro and her favorite streamer
We should go 5050 on the gift
We might just cut out we're
All in a MacBook
Yeah.
Because of a thing, you don't try to stay too late
You can't live in a normal place
But they still love you tight
I guess they'll be understanding
Cause I'm just so safe
It is impossible
to live safe, baby
You have a lot to take with you
But you don't do the things I do
So just follow the rules
I am a piece of paper
I'm a piece of paper
Hey, let's learn that dance today.
There's a dance that's all I lose if we got going, I'll be going.
you
I
Know the other song recommendation. Yes, I got you
I got 99 problems and no now bitches
Wish I was chicken man, can't breathe a livin'
But I'm not strong or my allure
I'm the chicken man, but I'm not gonna lie
Your playlist is mad old, bruh
It's all old music
Everything you're saying is like, bro
Y'all listen to some new shit, bruh
I got some new shit to make a play
Play, what's a play?
Call that a lie, I got you
The party goes to
This is a whole shit!
There's a bomb!
Young English alley.
Motion balls, keep up the burnin'.
Motion shots, let's make it better.
I
She's so cute with her skin. Why don't you wear hats? You just want me to tell you look good. I mean, I got a big head
Damn cute with a hat
What you're fucking weird?
Yo, look what I'm doing. What's that?
That's my one checkpoint. Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, that 30 40 made the panel traffic. Let me see some fucking doggy
I'm gonna have a chat with Travis. You got another song recommendation or not. Yes. What's on YouTube? What's it called?
Lady
What's it called?
Leg in it. Fire. Yeah.
Leg in it. Yeah. Leg in it.
Prediction.
Wait.
Let's have it started to look math familiar.
Let's load it. Load it.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I just got deja vu.
It's your CVSF, you know what I'm saying?
Don't worry. I'm not going to do that.
I
Yeah
So do you see my body all cut all right some flour shit
Everybody came up to talk up and yell
Told the district fuckin' don't need to talk up and yell
Then everybody came up till I walk and yell to him
Told the district fuckin' don't need to talk and yell to him
From my look on he held his head and said
I'll get my dog to work before I spoil him
And I'm gonna have to go for a ride
That was what that ice was like
He up and he was fuckin'
You know I don't know why it's like I'm having a big day
As you superman and we lost you, you fell
Cause I'm getting my night off
Cause I'm a little cool man, I'm cool and cool
Go ahead and look at what the fuck is going on
Cause I'm just pushing all you folks here up like they said
I don't think there should be a single song where I should go back.
I eat, I eat!
I'm just trying!
Everybody takes it till I want to be a king.
Totally misguided, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
I can only see your face.
Looks like you're looking back at your children.
I'm trying to be...
I can only see your head in the rear of your mirror.
And I can't tell you who I am.
I've been my daughter a world before I was born.
What do you hope?
I can't even see my face.
I'm just gonna say I'm sorry.
What's your goodbyes for this little shit?
They say it's Slayz, that's the exclamation mark.
Throw your shit back in there!
No way!
That wasn't on my little shit.
Go on man, you want to put the roll back.
Go ahead, put your hands away.
You want me to go away?
Yeah.
Alright, I know what you think about this rap.
It's like, turn that shit to life.
Turn that shit to life.
Go ahead and look at it.
I
Where'd you get the heart to be like how did that?
It's it I would have never
Yeah, I missed an egg just to know where I got to go.
It's a little bit off the way up there.
Oh, what the fuck?
What's that?
Okay, we're here.
The paper's taking five minutes to roll.
We should not be playing as long as we pull up.
What the fuck?
Hold up.
Enough.
Any suggestions?
What's he doing?
Oh shit, he's moving.
Yeah, you should play some like,
some 2008
Micro fucking
Damn, I've been around this track
and I'm fucked up in the finale.
I don't know how on the back that one.
What do we think it's at?
I don't know, mad song.
What's the funny?
What did they say?
They said that's BTS gang.
Throwin' some Asian shit, bro.
What did they say?
Yeah, what?
Oh my god.
What?
What did they say?
What oh my god, I gotta say say that again. No, I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that right now
No, Shaq
How do I marry my known from from Cat's eye, how do I get those?
Joe day guys one of the most beautiful people I ever seen in my life
Okay, just what you're thinking of
To be around that jack who's got a store
And I've been like that cause there ain't no holiday girl
You don't know me
Nah nah put some BTS shit so we can try to tell them some Korean shit
Okay, what's up?
Any suggestions?
Um, just like BTS
They fire me and go crazy
They drum 1HB
Yo jack, tell them pigs we outside and pull up
Maybe hook off
Maybe
It's only another three-hour traffic
It's a good song chat or not. Or maybe I switch it up.
There's a Juice World XPTS up there. Oh, there is. What's it called?
What's called XPTS? So what song did they use?
They called it Alchemist, right? What's that?
What
How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
What happened to your neck?
I got it.
Is this your right dynamite or no?
No, that's the wrong dynamite.
That's the wrong dynamite.
Yeah, so that's the wrong dynamite.
What the hell?
What?
Hold on, we gotta...
What's going on? You all right?
Yeah, I got into a little bit of fight the other day.
Again? Another one?
No, it was the same one. It was really hard for me.
Oh, no, no.
It's been difficult.
There's so many things that can make me feel better about it.
Like what?
You know why we're here to pick you up?
I don't know. Is he just in town?
What was that?
What was that, huh?
Sorry about that.
No, BTS is not in town, but since you tried your hardest in the fight.
Did we know how to do that?
We don't get you.
We know how to do that.
Did you just tell him that's a happy lie, gang?
It's cool.
What?
We're gonna call you. Yeah.
What happened?
Oh, you're telling it to us.
Okay, Andy, you can have the stream.
If it doesn't work, you can just end the show.
No, don't ever.
I can really hold it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I feel bad.
No, no, no, no.
Watch.
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you from the other way?
I'm trying to.
I know.
I know what to do.
You don't have to do that.
You can go.
I'm going.
Okay.
What have you guys been up to?
We're just in a traffic segment.
And we're.
We're adept.
What happened?
Me and a dev are one half and a half on a gift for you.
We're gonna go and get, yes, we're gonna go get a gift.
Wait, where are we going?
Best buyout.
Best buyout!
Whoa!
I think I saw it on the store that said one thing, though.
Really?
If you were one, I would have got you everything,
but I don't know.
I mean, fair, I mean, fair, I mean, fair, I mean, fair.
Wait!
I mean, you put up a good fight, though.
You put up a good fight.
What do you mean, fairs, fairs?
I mean, I do all of the, that's a tough thing, though.
Yeah, wait, what's like, what's like your ideal gift,
The great was that you wanted to switch, now it's confused.
If you want to switch, I want to make a game cue, I want to humor as well.
Okay.
Well, pick one.
One of us.
Look at that.
He also won.
And then, yeah, and shout out to Rage, too, because this is good.
We won 50-50.
No.
He got it.
No, he got it.
That's a good, that's a good big run.
You didn't owe me anything.
That's a big run.
I'm out here.
I'm here again.
You owe me anything.
Right?
No, you got it.
Shabby Ridge in the chat, man.
You're so sweet.
Right?
And like, that was crazy though.
And like, wait.
Adapt, agree?
Oh, no, wait.
It's 2026?
The switch is the best console out right now.
OK?
Is it?
Oh.
Yeah, it's the best.
No.
You could do underseason.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna play on the console, wait.
Yes, sir.
That's it.
My bad.
You all good?
Hey, wait a minute.
You can pull my eyes out, gang.
This is the vibe right here, right?
Yes, sir.
You got me.
I'm on the moon.
Got me.
You know what I'm saying?
That's her!
Is there a point?
Not in this song.
And you know the lyrics?
Yes.
Ashley!
I do the same shit, too, right?
No time.
It's like I can speak in Korean, I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just taking Japanese sometimes.
I don't know.
Now you're dead.
I'm dead.
You did switch your language.
I don't know, Obama.
It's interesting that what the translation was,
but you did definitely say something.
Yeah.
I heard a moridato. I know that.
Thank you.
There's no lot of clips.
I cooked up.
They're saying for the map, make sure it's the M4 approach.
M4 crawls, might be in the light, probably.
Alright, let's do it. Yeah, raise your gap.
Yeah, we're gonna pull up right here. It's luring.
It's a great job, bud. There's some trees.
Like, I can buy myself some of this.
I'm gonna just get, like, tunneled.
Now, you don't gotta do that.
I always don't do that.
No, I'm right. Listen, Ray said,
if you went crazy and you showed up in a fight,
like, you didn't win, and you did do your thing,
and he was in your corner, and he's like,
listen people don't be like man hey just such a good job I want to show her how
what happened and I appreciate it but I was for her effort by going and getting
her a gift and came you come with me and I was like yeah like I really want to
make sure it's me getting it. I know I don't want you to blind me anything. What? Your presence is a love. Why? Okay yeah. Yeah, that was perfect. Alright, alright.
Okay, cool down, right? Yeah, great. You heard that?
Your questions is not enough, so look at that.
But I'm your favorite shim of all time.
No!
You're my second name too.
Wait!
I lied.
Okay, so number one spot, I probably see Kaisen at and adapt.
Ooh, so I'm charged.
Yeah.
Why Kaisen X?
Because he made it.
Look at me.
That's good.
Look at me.
You're right.
Fuck.
Like, I don't like, what do you mean?
Like I don't like what do you mean?
Which one?
I'm about to rage go.
I don't need to go.
I think Kai's number one and it works.
No I said Kai, it's an apt, same spot.
You're number two. Do as good as that.
I just love streaming something.
There's so many. There's so many.
There's mass streamer, great.
I think you're amazing too.
Wait, that's not just that. They sold out.
No, we can go check it.
I know people here. I'll make sure there's something around.
And if anything yet, there's a bunch of other tech here, babe, like, yeah.
Rage had a whole list of shit, he was like, you can either get a MacBook, a Switch, a DSLR,
an OLED, 85 and 4K Ultra HD 240 frame TV.
The TV?
Huh?
You're liking our watch during drive just got fixed.
What does that mean?
You would have to take care of that.
You and I have to take care of that.
Alright, traffic segments over, y'all. Now everybody was trying to see the traffic segment, but where are you?
Gotta go.
Yeah.
Get paid to get it.
I don't want to switch.
You don't need to pay? Oh my god.
Yeah, $80.
The games are not gonna be like $80. Let me just get like $80.
No problem.
I think we should get a map. I will get you.
Map of Pro.
Yeah.
Right, yeah. Map of Pro.
Or maybe a new facecam rage.
right or like IRL camera or TV you webcast
we webcast grab get it you got TV you page cuz you know what for good bitrate
IRL right can you like like order when that book pose why they saying pose
I put the P.L. like a P.L. album.
Yeah, say it to your P.L., yeah.
Maybe yeah.
The back house of the P.L.
We are going to have to do some man-shoot after the time.
We are going to do some man-shoot.
We don't think you guys should just go on the one, maybe?
We should switch them.
Okay.
Switch to this engine.
Service?
I just slayed the circuit.
You can switch to the other engine now.
Thank you.
I have a somewhere in production right now hold on I R out right and that would be
Hold on production we're gonna swap over
Your rage first ingest IRL parentheses
And editing videos on my MacBook
It's gonna be higher people. Yeah, I don't have money for that. I gotta go. I gotta do myself
And if you had a switch and I respect that yes, I gotta
I can't work on a switch. Let's get to how are you gonna pay the bills of a Matthew?
You don't want to do that like buying a million WB raise it good. I'll care
That's good. Okay. That's it. We gotta get something you
Showed up you stepped into a ring against opponent who had a foot on you, right?
she had the brief and
Hey, you did your thing, right?
Did you see that hook?
Yeah, you got something.
Like, you definitely.
I feel like you were powering up.
Like, yes, you were powering up.
Well, dude, I was going to win.
You definitely started hitting her.
You landed punches, for sure.
I was training.
I just didn't have enough.
I didn't have enough.
Be careful.
Are you her or no?
Oh, no, like after.
Like, my nose was bruised.
It hurt so bad.
And my neck is getting better.
Like it was actually like, it was bad.
I was laying in bed and I was like, I'm dizzy.
I couldn't fall asleep.
But it was fine.
I've just never gotten to a fight before.
Well, you were dizzy when you went home.
A little bit.
Wait a second.
I got any doctors in the chat that could diagnose.
I feel like a MacBook were healing.
This thing.
Can I have those switches?
Switches are that way.
They said the switches are this way.
No, no, no.
Let's go check out.
No.
She can't.
MacBook I think she said she's cool off the fridge iPad I don't eat that switch
And it's her gift. She's I don't think they have switches. I'm
Let's go take a look at the MacBooks first
She might have contracted a CTE
I like this one I like that is not that's Apple care that's Apple care you
can get me the Apple care with it was this I think this is this is good wait
this must be good let's see usd and for pro that's a w phrase man that's a
memory look it's not even it's not even functioning that's this one it's like
it's broken i don't think we want this one so i think we should look good you got it you got to
get probably uh the one with the most storage the most ram and the biggest warranty
don't know why i think it's three thousand no i don't need that one i want to save your money
we can get this one it's just four hundred dollars less but i would get the three thousand one or
or $49 one. You think so? You think so? Yeah, you want the country to be good. Yeah, and it's a work like, think about how much better it will be. Let's talk about it. Yeah. Okay.
Come on, go 50-50. Half and half of me. Come on. You know you want to. You know you want to. You know you want to go half and half. No, I'm good. She said I'm good. She said my presence was a present, but you're was it?
I'm not. I'm not. Imagine who you're gonna have to suffice. Imagine going above and beyond for your biggest fan. She's your biggest fan. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, that's a that's a good big row right there, and you're and I'm here to
roll model make sure the purchase goes smoothly because I got all the plugs at
Best Buy I could probably get you some points or some but don't even trip I'm
driving I'm not even gonna like invoice you for the gas or not that I'm sure
the thing about a Uber would be attached but I got it I'm not even how about we
look at the cameras. Let's see what the... let's look at the cameras. We'll come
after this. Let's look at the cameras. So what are you screaming and making videos with right now?
I have no laptop with me. I have a video of all my boxing training that I brought on an external
hard drive and then I have no way to edit until I get home on the 5th and by then it's already
gonna be cool for me to watch it. So if I get this I could probably finish editing it like
tonight, tomorrow and stuff and then and then I could come out. I'll do you one better.
You can get this look at the computers
Yeah, you got it. You need something mobile for when I'm traveling. Yeah for stuff like this
I like the color to mm-hmm. Let's yeah, this a vibe and I feel like this should be able to
Right 35
No, but this is like the iPad key as like a key
Shit, no, she can't make look. Yes. Yes, you can I have an eye keyboard
I have an iPad.
Yeah, she got one.
This one, you know.
This one has a keyboard.
And look, it's only...
It's good for you.
It's only $299.
Yeah, this would be good for you.
Teacher, or...
Can we get this one?
Teacher.
Oh, what about this?
Teacher.
Oh, my God.
You don't have AirPod Max's.
I don't want them.
To edits.
Those are good for you?
Yeah.
I think that's more of like a personal preference saying I don't want the speakers that are on the MacBook
Look, this one has like special because look this one the people that doesn't have like speakers here
This one here is like nice speakers. Yeah, right? Look at see this is right here. Nice inside of it
And it's got how much terabytes?
Definitely enough for all your boxing clips
Right
camera. I can't edit a video on a camera. Yeah, but you have to record and
stream an IRL with a nice camera. She's skipping steps, so like I mean we can
swing through and look at it, bro. Yeah, we'll go take a look at the cameras,
but I feel like a Macbook would be a good a good play for you. You don't even
I don't want a camera.
I can't edit a video on a camera.
Yeah, you can.
So what am I supposed to do?
Why are we going to the camera?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's just fucking, uh, did the dial and wasted time.
It's actually so bad.
And you are.
Have all your boxing footage.
It's so bad.
I already have all my footage.
I need to edit it.
No one's going to watch it if I don't put it out.
Exactly.
They don't want to see my training to me losing.
It's really important.
It's really interesting.
These aren't really good.
Yeah, I like this.
Oh, look at this one right here.
This canning?
Oh my god, this is great.
I like this one, might as well just get both, bruh.
Oh, you sure, right?
This is what I-
Wait, no because I only have like a webcam
and then I stream off my phone.
And you need a-
I do need a camera.
Let's get this one.
Teacher and the MacBook.
And the MacBook.
Just double it, yeah, wait.
It was on my nose, do you want me to show it to you?
Oh, forget bro, did you not see how the state-
It was on my nose, I'll show you the picture.
Okay, show me to make sure it was possible
for that you were in here corner.
I don't know if I would have done the fight
if it wasn't for all the stakes.
I told her to fight her.
Every three minutes in the chat,
I think you should get both, bro.
You're definitely, you just got a,
uh, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, right?
Yeah, you're good.
Okay, what the hell is that?
She hurt me.
Oh my God, come on, stop punching the face,
or no, it's not even there anymore.
It did go away.
But look, it was there yesterday.
She punched her in the face, Rachael.
Understand?
No, hard that was to go through.
Watch, a hundred thousand people
give me, me get feet up.
Every time I open TikTok, it's KDB edits of her beating me up.
Every time I open Twitter, it's KDB edits of her literally beating me up.
I don't have any edits. Nothing.
Unless she gets a MacBook and then she can start cranking out her own shit.
I can make my...
You're so smart.
I got you. That's...
This is why he's my freaking favorite. You're so smart.
I got you. You're amazing.
So, you're not fucking with the cameras?
No, I... I... No, these are nice.
No, like...
Does Will get her new font? Wait, is your screen cracked? Cracked page?
Yeah, my phone is broken too, but...
What do you mean it's cracked?
The screen is cracked.
First it was pink, now it's green.
You can see the whole screen.
Yeah, I know.
The green line is going down the side.
That's not the lock screen, no that's...
This is an iPhone 14.
Oh, you know what's something that's even...
Follow me.
So, the 17 inch phone max on there was 512 terabytes of storage.
512 terabytes.
I like it.
So, MacBook, face cam, iPhone...
And Switch!
A switch right here.
Peek-a-Boo switch!
Wait, you're the best! You're actually gonna give me all of these?
I like this one.
Look at this.
$89.
Why are you looking at the price? It's about the item.
Okay.
Nice.
This is con.
It's a controller.
Yeah, that's not the switch. See, that's a separate thing.
This is it right here.
$449.
Hey, this is not even just a switch.
I think I'm better aging the chat.
Switch 2.
It's a switch 2. Let's get it. I like this one.
Wait, since it's light, so it's less good.
No, it's just, it's just lighter, it's just thinner.
So it's, so it's cheaper.
Okay, so...
What?
Yeah, that ain't it. Yeah, get the...
What'd it be that, right?
I don't like the game's color, I don't know.
You could get a Super Mario on it.
Um...
I thought you said that I get to pick my gift.
Yeah, what the fuck? Why are you now wearing the...
Now you're switching the whole...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's what you told me.
This is weird.
Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
Do it.
Cause on the way to the...
The ladies like, I'm so proud of Paige, I wanna show her how proud I am, I'm gonna fight it.
I'm gonna get her whatever she wants.
No, no, she's fucking lost!
She lost the fight that she signed up for!
She's gonna wear her fucking armor again!
Excuse me?
He's gonna get it, he's gonna get you.
You can't edit on a fucking switch.
Don't worry.
All you got to do is you got a super guilt trip him into
You tell him
He was in here you say he would maybe cry. Can you cry? Can you cry? That will always work yet try to cry
try to cry, try to cry.
Why are you making that face?
You're laughing, you're not crying.
You have a switch.
You have a switch late.
You have a switch?
She was literally just saying she has a switch already and she's like I
I have a switch mine when I'm having a switch.
I'm a fan.
I'll take the camera.
You're laughing, you're smiling, you're sad.
Wait, when you walked away she was telling me bro, she really wants to put this video
out and she can't do it because she doesn't have a macbook.
She was...
Wait, bro, what's going on?
What is that?
She's just crying.
Wait, so you have a socialite?
Woohoo!
What'd you get it?
Your 2020!
Woohoo!
There's kulk in it though.
Huh?
Kulk.
What's that?
It's like the stuff you put at the bathrooms.
Kulk.
What does that mean?
I got it in the vents of my switch.
She's pretty much saying she doesn't need a switch.
What's that?
I'm not sure.
She doesn't need a mat.
Woohoo!
Fine, I guess.
No, she's busy saying hers is broken.
She has kulk in her fucking switch.
Oh, so you're gonna get her both. That's why you're the biggest.
Okay, so you're really looking out, Bradley.
I'm gonna get you both.
Come on, bro. Yeah.
I'm gonna get you both.
Excuse me?
Yeah, can we get the switch, too, please?
I'll get you the bag.
The bag?
Yeah, the bag.
And the switch, too. Let's go.
What's both?
I'll get you the bag.
The bag?
Yeah, the bag.
Let's go!
Stupid motherfucker lost the fight. You don't even get what you want.
You better take this $300 fuckin' switch.
Fuck how do I aim?
Broke out of this.
Okay.
Right, she's...
You hear this?
That's okay.
Alright, I'm gonna talk to him.
You see this?
What?
She's fucking crying, I'm pretty sure.
Cause she's so sad cause she got beat up and now it's on TikTok.
Don't fucking cry like that.
Don't fucking retarded me.
Oh, I was, I, she just liked that word.
Apologize.
Are you talking to me?
Yes, apologize.
I think it, I didn't say that word.
You were, I'm sorry, Drew.
I'm sorry.
Now you got to really get both of us.
That was long.
That was just, that was long.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, okay, okay.
Are you howling?
I can't pull.
What is it?
wait can I get a game to you you gotta same character same character base
the games are out right now
where's Donkey Kong Donkey Kong they're all you can buy it on the Nintendo
store and it comes with money to buy it it comes with games until now look
Listen, you want you want you want to get a Mario Kart world? No, I don't want Mario Kart
I don't want Mario Kart. Just get the just get the Mario
I want to have a pong bonanza
No, where is it?
Oh!
Yeah, who is that?
Isn't it just Nintendo Kart?
Wait a second
What is that?
That's Yu-Gi 2x
What? I'm sure I'm
I don't know, am I sure I'm
What is?
Right
Let's see, I'm gonna have to make everything about him.
Why is Yugi here?
Is that what's in him?
I couldn't get cover.
He's about to shoot my present, go.
Why are you here?
Why do you make everything about you, please leave?
I'm actually begging you, please leave.
Does everything have to actually be about you?
Go.
You actually are really good at this.
I knew you could split it!
Oh yeah, I need to cry.
No, can you help me?
What did she mean to cry about?
She's gonna cry.
So where'd you get her to make her cry?
Oh, she's gonna buy you a gift?
You can't fake cry?
It's like howling and laughing and shit.
Say something mean, say something mean!
No, I'm not doing this!
I still sin of crying yesterday!
You did this like last week!
It doesn't mean even this morning!
This morning.
Yeah, that was in the past 24 hours I saw that.
Online warrior bro, I couldn't do that on a rail.
Can you type something in your phone
and show it to her or something?
Wait.
And how much money do you have?
How do you even get?
No, I can't.
I swear to God.
Back yet?
No, man, come on.
I can't.
Oh yeah, come in.
I came just to buy a TV.
I didn't know you were coming.
You're a serious man.
Actually.
OK.
Oh.
Can I talk to you real quick?
Come here, Colton.
OK.
I don't look like a kid.
I need you
No, no, I need something to put the real quick
Yeah, I'm listening
He's got two of us
It's the truth, it's the truth
Oh, okay, yeah, so go ahead
It's totally about his tact that he got
Like, it's so crazy, it's personal
Dude, go ahead
No, no, you can go ahead and take it back
I told you, I need you
It's like the good sir that she does not want to back
And she only wants a Nintendo Switch
You want a MacBook
Is it gonna look great?
I'm not gonna split it, but you definitely want a MacBook
Get the probe.
I know the probe.
The 512 gigabyte.
With the fingerprint.
I know.
With the fingerprint.
Oh, trust me, I know.
With the fingerprint.
Don't let him convince you that you want him to.
He's trying to tell me I want to swig.
You're telling me.
You're telling me you can't.
Bro.
Work with me here.
Work with me.
Come on.
Add another person to your rogues gallery right now.
Add page to it right now.
Come on.
Secuna.
Send out one man, Jason, making people cry.
Valkyrie.
Fan fan, K-Song.
Remember that one.
He would fend for the cry as well.
Fend for the cry as well.
This is insane.
It's an 8 on screen that you're currently on.
Go ahead, one more.
This is actually perfect.
No, just get the necklace.
I know.
The necklace is not that bad.
Freaking tell him.
Great.
Just run over me.
Literally.
Wait, you said he was going to give me both.
Yeah.
Okay, so I have to donkey-pong banana cup.
$69.99.
Yeah, this is this yeah, he was in her corner and she got beat up
Didn't really do much you kind of you look you just stood there. Yeah, you just yell
Yeah, actually get out of my ear. Jason actually is the one that
Cut it. I gave you all the only reason why something lovely like a punch in her
I told you to punch her cuz you got a fucking time. I didn't even hear you talk to me once
Trying to take credit for her hard work. You know what you want that Macbook?
There's a camera too
Yeah, a bunch of Mario shit is over there. I'll be right back. You can stay here with them
Right
Wait, you're telling me you just showed up here. I swear to God. I came to buy a TV
That's one why I don't know you needed TV. No gotta make something out of nothing
I just came to buy a TV. You know how we be the content needs to be made
So I I guess by the hot spot. Yeah, that's my pretty good
POI
And if somebody in the check was like a dad a rage is here and I was like
And then you drove 10 minutes and no
But it's closer to my
Oh, you guys are yeah, okay. Okay. What happened to uh
Uh, Brian, Santi is there.
Oh, Santi, he blew up.
He got viral, and he...
Santi went viral?
Yeah, he went viral.
I know, it sounds crazy.
No, he didn't.
Santi went viral.
Oh, he did it.
Santi went viral, and he left.
He left you.
He left me in the back of the...
What?
He said, fuck you.
That's fucked up.
Deliberate or not.
He blew up.
How do you say his name?
Santi.
He said Santi.
Does that know how you say it?
No, Santi.
Santi.
Well, the way that it looks,
it's got an eye on it.
It's got an ear.
He blew up, went viral and forgot about me.
So I came to buy a TV.
Oh, I see the red dude right peeking out.
Oh my god.
He's down there, yeah.
Bruh, he's a bad person.
Shut up, man.
Oh, man.
Do you know about TVs?
She actually needed about you.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Now we're shopping for a TV for you!
You actually did!
No! No!
Let's go TV shopping!
No! Let's go pick you on a TV!
One shot! One shot!
Let's go pick you on a TV!
No! I don't mean anything anymore!
Let's go pick out UB's TV!
Let's pick out UB's TV!
Plates are off!
You're so cool.
Uh-huh.
No, no. Oh, you can't get both?
She can if she cries.
Oh, don't cry.
That's what I'm saying.
Rage isn't going to happen.
Hold on.
Come on, let's go.
Can I have the camera?
I have everything I need.
You have the camera.
Switching the fucking Mac.
You think it's actually up there?
No.
Hopefully.
Listen, good luck, OK?
OK.
How's he on the bed?
No, but you won't.
No, you won't.
Ah, you need to hold it that high.
What does he mean by see you in a bit?
I don't know.
I think he's going to follow you again.
I think he's actually going to follow you.
He said he was just chopping for a TV.
And our past had coincidentally crossed, right?
No, he came in here to hang out with us.
I'm sick.
Ah, you were out.
Oh, how do you know he was so close? I feel like he had you
No, he's on the verge of tears, but okay. Let's see. You can't do it to the face. Yeah
Maybe if you guys were on that song
Yeah, okay, okay, which one's you say the just say the 512 gigabyte silver
He's a pro for whatever the fuck that he's for yes, and then the switch to
That's a core I thought.
Yeah, that's an inter-game.
Inter-game?
Inter-game in a Mario card?
Yeah.
A what?
The Super Mario shit for the Switch.
It probably comes with fucking Mario.
My dad probably comes with it.
Why are you pronouncing it weird?
It's Mario, stupid.
Super Mario.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stay there.
You're saying, uh, Gilly, gilly beer.
Gilly's right here y'all.
I don't have a beer.
You want a beer?
I don't sell beer here.
Funk of beer. I'll get you a beer.
I'll have beer at Best Buy, unfortunately.
Have you checked before?
Yeah.
Except for the best.
So you went and told them you got the camera.
Yeah, so they said that's what we'd be having.
Not the camera though.
Mac and the Swiss. What are you getting?
What type of Mac?
Mac Pro M4, a game.
$3,000 one.
A $3,000 one?
I didn't get beat up really bad.
You saw the photo of her face with her nose is red
and there's mad edits too. Every time I open social media it's just
community edits. You know how hard that hurts? It's actually so hard.
So the MacBook is going to get... Hello? Sorry my servant's calling.
Who's that? She has a little...
Oh there's a MacBook M5 that just came out.
Not a bad shout.
Can I speak to you real quick?
Yeah, you can speak to me real quick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just took my servant.
What the fuck?
Was he trying to speak Vietnamese?
Yeah, I'm not sure, Wade.
Were you trying to speak Vietnamese to my servant?
No, I cussed him out.
I cussed him out, man.
That's not how that sounds. What's wrong with you?
Come on.
What did he say? What did you just say to him?
Babe, I got her the M5. I got confused with the M4.
He's like, oh, I just wanted to make sure.
It's like, I got her the right one.
It was actually $35.00 and not $31.00.
Perfect.
You sure?
Yes.
Perfect.
Gotta get her the best shit so she could come back from this.
You know what I mean?
Love is ubiquitous.
And ubiquitous means?
I have now unlocked that one.
What is that? Say that again?
It's everywhere.
And what and what are you is you big you big you big you big what is you big with this?
Everywhere
Plus it's like a just a position plus why right?
Equities I never see that's good. Come on. That's good. Come on. That's good. Come on. I
Have a read of ten minutes after every show come on. Okay. You're not my favorite streamer guys tonight
Joe, slow down. Come on now. You're not reading, we know that.
Yeah, I'm not reading.
How do I look like?
If you go to the front, damn, I said my back shots.
No, Colton, you can stay right here.
So you got the M5 and the switch.
You got the M5, though.
Come on, she deserves it.
Do you know how bad my neck hurts from getting... did you see she went, you know my neck cracked two times?
two times. That's our 360 yo shit. You know what that looked like from my POV? That was pretty cool. Oh my gosh, she did 360. Here's your sick crying shot of your shit. I couldn't even like die. I just let it. And she hit a Y, y'all. She's with what it is. Oh, you couldn't even see. I couldn't even see.
I didn't see it.
That's fucking crazy.
I did see it at 360.
But it's okay.
Because that happened now.
You got free MacBook and Switch.
And if I wanted to go to BTS, I came to Donkey Kong Pongos in Taiwan as well.
But...
I will follow it.
Yeah.
All as well.
Seriously, Donkey Kong and Pongos?
Now what is that?
It's on a ginshu that have Pongos.
It was in the Mario World?
Nobody played that shit.
No one.
Mario world nobody played that shit bro nobody they didn't play in Luigi's
mansion it's in inside brother didn't let me play that I just had a watch you're
fucking droolers gonna fuck up a safe box you're gonna sound so fuck it up wait
I don't know what that game it what is it oh I know
Oh, here it is. Make sure it's all right.
Did you want to go with Mario?
Mario, yeah.
What's up, Mario?
I think the switch is good.
I already have the other thing back here.
I think that's coming over.
Oh, yeah. Get him this, too.
Why are you just throwing the pads on him?
Yeah, there's some like
some jerky. Oh, there you go.
There you go. This is the big one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is not, yeah, that. Where'd you want these?
Oh, there's more on that one too. Ooh, gummy bears.
What do these?
This fucking...
Oh, that's gonna be...
I mean, that's a cave-ass shuffler on the way you came.
He threw away all my gas station cans!
Did he actually throw it away?
Yeah.
What did he do that?
Me and Jason go and wait to go grab a bunch of...
a bunch of stuff from the gas station.
What is all this? What is this?
I'm not...
I'm not gonna stuff she was gonna do.
I'm hoping you guys will be...
But she was...
Yeah, you can put it all on one.
It's probably best.
We're really good in system 1, 3.
Yeah.
Appreciate this, Brad.
How's your night gone?
Busy brother
Very busy
You guys?
Good
Is this except for the swimmer over there?
Yeah
I am confused
Oh, she's talking about the...
Oh, the...
The Mac
They're gonna load it up in the back, okay?
Yeah
What's that? What's that? What do you mean they're there?
We could probably load it up right here. Yeah, actually if you get to the front, you guys should be able to see.
Yeah, we're at the front. So, they get some box out of this.
Is this not the front? Oh, not.
A little sus. How much more on the front can we get?
Not all right there is the outside. Yeah, wait.
I see everything I look. I can rage like at this point. I don't think I can.
We're not getting both like I'll just take the camera already got the back. You got the map
I don't see them like if it was actually just one of them. I would pick the camera. Yeah, but we got we got the Mac though
Best by mad times I never seen a red zone
Make sure to get the five year Apple care to
No, no, no, there's a Mac.
They loaded it, they loaded it.
No Mac breakdown.
They're loading it.
Do you guys need professionals for that?
Streaming, you know, about to go.
Big of a Mac, but you know me?
You ever seen it?
That's my little sister.
If you guys tell the resemblance.
Nice to meet you guys already.
Yeah.
She's my little sister.
You're thanks for helping us out.
Oh, my God.
OK, there's the switch and all the candy.
Yes, sister.
Oh, my God.
Do you have a Macbook over here?
What am I going to do with the Nintendo Switch 2?
I don't know.
There's no games on it.
They're not going to be able to edit your footage or your video.
There's no games on there.
You love your gifts, Sissy?
They bring it out.
Is this your bed?
Yeah, I don't think they're bringing it out. I don't think you hungry
I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
You want to grab a snack? I'm gonna eat whatever I want. What is it?
Okay, does anything you want to eat? We're cooking. Where is your oh?
We're cooking no no no wait wait. Where's your back book though?
No, they have to load it
But if she wants to snack or something they're gonna load it after we get this no rage cuz I see it. They're saying
Drive through Panda Express?
Drive through Panda Express.
That's right on the back road.
We should keep waiting.
Well, he said it was in the red zone.
The red zone. Okay.
The $3,500 one.
So I can edit my video.
What's she gonna do with this?
There's no games out. There's no games out.
She'll play the games if she wants to play.
No, BTS on here. He should.
There's no BTS on there.
The Donkey Kong game that you wanted so bad.
Get the car.
Get the fucking car.
I thought you said I could pick anything I want and pick the switch too.
I didn't.
No, no, no, no.
We can't.
We can't live without the fucking car.
They're coming.
They're bringing it.
Where?
The fucking bridge.
I don't get it anyway.
Woo hoo.
That's the Geeks car there.
The Geeks?
The Geeks.
Now she's crying. No, she's not. She's a geek squad.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Turning into a werewolf.
One or the other. I don't know.
She's not crying, bro.
Where's my car?
Your car's actually gone.
No, it's actually gone.
No, it's gone.
Right here. There it is.
I swear someone moved it, right?
You're gonna edit so many videos.
Wait, are some of the...
It has so much stuff.
You're gonna edit so many videos.
Shut up.
You're gonna edit so many videos.
Okay
Yeah
That was displayed max that's the next day delivery game
Is it brave delivered it to my hotel? Yes?
tomorrow
It's not that early
It's a little bit about all of this it was display over display max sis. Use your brain
Something with a little bit suspicious about this. Are you only sis? Yep. Oh, it does come with Mario Kart world
Yeah, wait, no the delivery is your telly wait, do you have the receipt in the bag?
I got the receipt.
What's it say on the receipt?
You see the MacBook Pro M5 on there?
I know.
Check the receipt.
Let's make sure it's in the right place.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, there's no.
Oh.
Nope.
No, that's two different.
That's two separate orders.
Wow.
What's it say on the receipt?
Those are two separate orders.
So it's saying just the store.
No, but those are two separate orders.
Remember when I left?
I went to buy it.
Yeah.
It could have fit on one card.
Nintendo Switch and then I see
Strawberry Applebyte Goldbears smart water
And taxes no, but you don't know how best that works when it's not
Receipts it's two different seats that I know very well how best I know to me since you hungry
I'm like really
Okay, that before we drop her off kid drop her off
Hungry to put this video out. That's what she said.
Hungry to freaking edit this video on a jool ago in my hotel room sound like iPad.
My phone, my fucking phone.
You can't wait a few hours for them to deliver your fucking mail.
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm sure.
You can't wait a few hours?
No, I'm sure. No, I'm sure. Let's go.
Just fucked up, bro.
You spoiled a little bread.
Thank you.
You're not gonna say nothing, Gilly?
I mean, I'm just bystander now.
She's got a fucking $600 switch in the Mac delivery. What are you talking about?
Honestly, this is the most expensive gift I've ever gotten. Thank you so much.
That's what she really thinks.
What the fuck?
What?
I'm actually happy.
Go to Panda Express, you little fucking boob.
Can we go to Panda Express?
So what, some orange chicken's supposed to make it better, huh?
This thing is still going.
Shut the fuck up!
This chicken's gonna-
Shut up!
It could help. It could make it a little bit better.
We're gonna edit the video on what?
I'm gonna edit the video on my switch.
some momey
what? how's that even make any fucking sense?
no
she needed a macbook gang
what are you doing?
why don't you think about the necessities
you got me something for fun
you couldn't give me something good for my
I thought you wanted to see me grow
I grow you grow
fuck that
who you're panda
I'm supposed to be the one putting you on
but I can't now I don't have macbook
that in my video
we can get panda though
can we actually get panda?
cause I don't have a car
I doubt your pain
ohhhhh
I doubt your pain
I got the orange chicken
Woo!
Hey, you got the little man?
Hey, you got a drink?
Hey, you got a...
Oh!
You got a...
We probably should just go in there.
Nick, is that a appendix for a drive-thru game?
Yeah, that's the...
Yeah, you already said that, like, one moment ago.
I thought I was tripping what I saw, though.
Wait, hold on.
It looks like a toy for Thanos.
Hold on, your message about the end of toy for Thanos.
Wow, you're rage, so you scam your mod out of Bahama trip, scam your disabled friend Jake
future out of 10k scammed your little fans and supporters on a regular basis not to mention the other countless instances and now you scammed your
CTE riddled little sister can't say I'm surprised and I expected better from you
L. Joshua
Yeah, I see a lot of retweets over here too and everything. It's listen pig
I
I got you on a panda though. Hopefully this can help
I got anything you do is this helpful
Yeah, no, no problem. I'll pay for my pain. Don't worry. What I'll put my band up. I got it
I'm just gonna come out here.
I'm seeing that W for the, uh,
the second part of the full track.
Oh, good. I'll see you next time again.
See you again.
Come on, y'all. Let's, let's get Paige some panda.
I'll, I got it, bro.
I got it. Don't worry.
No, no, no, no, no.
I got it.
No, I got it.
Don't even trip. Don't even trip.
Hey, Bray, I want to show you that you did a great job with my application.
Could you play it back?
You know what I mean?
I can't play it back.
Because it's a hard thing to do, and you know, if I was in your corner, I think it would
have went a little bit different.
I know.
You should have been giving me actual intel and just standing there.
The least I can do is to get some more attention.
Thank you.
Come on.
Oh, this smells so good.
I haven't eaten since this morning.
Oh, things just keep happening to me.
happening to me, so sad, so sad.
You know, you're the best. Thank you.
I got you. Yeah, of course. Of course. It's the least I feel like I could do.
No, you're actually the best. That's so sweet. Thank you. I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate how I got you.
You spent harder money.
Yes, on my food. That's sweet.
Panda, like, come on.
Yeah, and if you want you could do a two like the double on the double okay
That is just the money. I got you
Watch your cookie fuck it. Honestly. Yeah, whatever it's whatever I got you you just fuck just
That's what's gonna go crazy. That's your 500 on five switch to
I love orange chicken, it's the best, it's the best.
It's good, it's really good, it's actually here when you come and get it fresh.
I love it so much.
Instead of ordering it off the dash or whatever, like you say it.
Yeah, so it comes later.
And then it's raw.
It doesn't ever show up.
Yeah.
And then it comes cold, like we'll get it here, we'll get it fresh, and we'll get it
fresh.
Donkey Kong, go crazy, that's a $60 game.
Donkey Kong.
Tomodachi Life comes out soon, and I think you should give me that too, I'll let you
Um, what else is coming up?
I'm gonna be a fucking spoiled brat.
What do you mean?
What's with these things?
Why would I be a...
What are you doing?
Getting a panda.
She says she wants a panda.
She just bought.
See, she got punched in the face.
She just bought?
She just bought. She got punched.
She just fucking bought, huh?
You want to see the photo again?
See any of the edits?
See the photo?
Yeah, sure.
Don't show anyone that, yeah.
Okay.
Don't show anyone the edits and stuff.
It hurts my feelings.
It's okay.
We're gonna, listen, we're gonna leave down the pass.
We're here at Canada.
We're living at present.
Oh!
Surprise.
The Rangoon's too.
Whatever.
Honestly, whatever.
You're gonna have to drag him.
Well, I want too much on him.
Can you get me the Rangoon's?
You should go 50-50 on it, at least.
Yeah.
You can do that.
Um, what are we thinking here?
thinking here I'm gonna do orange chicken and
I'm going to starve today.
You can get some rank boots because you didn't pay for those ones.
And then we'll get the rank boots, please.
Yes.
That's all.
Okay, okay.
Like an egg roll?
Yeah.
I think you get a spring roll.
No, he's good.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm trying to think how you...
You don't want to try anything?
I'll do a orange chicken.
I'm down for a trial.
Let's do a trial.
Let's do a test run.
Yeah, just take it out.
You got me?
Nah, I don't.
You got me now.
You're a cow.
Can I get a trial?
Yeah.
You have to want.
Thank you
Oh my god, you got two pick to I'll do the no look about to cook food game
We're about to cook shut up. I'll do one you got me. I'll do one thing. I want you again. Yeah
Yeah
What's that?
You want some snow?
Yeah, we'll do medium.
Yeah.
That's all.
Why?
Really good.
Yeah, of course, thank you.
You're welcome.
That's nice.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I think you want me to...
I'm sending the money later.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I did an Apple major. This is gonna fit me to the eyes.
Alright.
You got the...
You got the...what was it? Switch or something?
Yeah, that's good.
The $600 Switch.
And the game was $80.
That's the $600.
For just the Switch.
How much was the gun?
$69.99
he's round enough I'm not sure like five well anybody in the chat is there
anyone in the chat right now just to the switch to nobody want that
just well that's a good amount of people that's good about 12 people in the
Right now, right? No one is in the chat either by the way. They all said no
Oh shit, hold on. Let me go grab the car. Yeah, be true
You know, you know, I got I got I got a pig hold on
Yeah, we go round out. Or whatever it is, yeah.
Where did he go?
I got him. I'm going to just ambush Rage.
I appreciate all the W's in the chat for this, y'all.
No, thank you.
It's a big deal, you know? He just had a whole fight and everything.
Oh, thank you!
Yeah, of course!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
You're the best.
Okay.
Wait, you need a fork?
Wait, you didn't get it.
We're going to go get you some utensils.
I want these all the way.
Can you get some of these, please?
You need a fork, too? I got you.
Okay, I'm going to put these in there.
Okay.
You just caught NMS boxing form?
Yeah.
Had a great performance.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, in the form.
Are you paid?
Yeah, I got it.
What'd you get?
None of you.
It was like our food.
Like, he got it to get out.
Yeah.
I got my red beans.
You got red beans.
Let me see if you got red beans.
No, they're in there.
They're in there.
Oh, now you want to see.
tomorrow yeah yeah they're getting loaded in the same time as my macbook and
five
who's at the front asshole at the red area yeah red zone they're loading up the
raccoons right now
all right what are we cooking
Good fuck off.
Shotgun!
Fire!
Still though. I still got it if I wasn't.
If I wasn't, I would have. You know what I mean?
Why are you sure you don't need anything else?
Pay attention.
Yeah, I know. It's everything I'm good.
I appreciate it, out of W's all man.
Try and do what I can, do some good, you know what I mean?
Real 10 day express.
Take really wantedy, you know what I mean?
I did really wantedy, that's so sweet.
You know taking care of someone after they want to fight, it's, I mean lost.
Hey, when or losing doesn't matter, you went out there and you did your thing.
Try your best.
Thank you.
I don't know if that's for you to give me a thoughtful gift for my aftertaste.
get for my effort. You're welcome. That's sweet. You're welcome. That's actually sweet.
You're welcome. Thank you. No, I think she was, no, that was directed in my, you know,
it's happened. I was talking to them. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's ready. Yeah, there's like snacks in
a bag and shit. I think Ray's got, I can't, no, whatever. I give you your, uh, your gummy bears
are right there. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Oh boy. And now we're out. That's right. And we can't
I can't forget to give you your orange chicken.
Oh, no.
Nope.
I'll give it to you in a second.
Yeah.
I'll give it to you.
Yeah.
I'll give it to you in a second.
Fuck that orange chicken.
Hey.
Your orange chicken will come tomorrow morning.
Okay.
Hey, we'll get this left right here.
Okay.
What did you say?
Shut up.
Drop her off.
Hurry up.
Wait, so we're not cooking?
I mean, we're hiding in that direction right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm grateful for my Panda Express. That's all I could ask for.
You're hyped on the Panda?
Yeah, this is going to be so good. I'm actually so hungry.
Yeah, I was really trying to think, like, okay, what would Paige fuck with?
Bandax.
What would be a good gift for Paige?
And everybody was spamming Panda.
What the fuck are springing in?
Oh, yeah, actually.
Why are you keep asking about a spring roll, man? Are you fucking for real?
Oh, there's no... oh.
I can't really see the chat right now but I got a feeling that there's W's in there so I appreciate that y'all.
There's my duck sauce.
There's no duck sauce.
When she asked for a note, uh, if I want any sauce I said nope.
Aw.
Wait, she's gonna go back and get the sauce you want sauce or not?
Oh, I'm good.
Haha.
Why that long face? Why you...
How long did we do here? How long did we drop her off?
Five minutes.
Yeah, 45 minutes.
What do you think?
Any song requests or no?
No.
No, you can just play whatever you like.
I don't like it.
Okay, hold on.
Whatever.
This?
I didn't know you were in the TI like that.
Yeah?
Unless it's a Macbook.
Whatever you like, you don't stand by that.
You don't stand by that.
Whatever you like.
You said I could pick out my thing.
You're a spoiled little fucking brat.
Yeah, almost.
Or whatever it is.
It's a song that he does not really stand yet.
Yeah, I'm just gonna say, you could get whatever you like.
Good luck when you get a girlfriend if ever.
Because if you don't want to get her what she wants at the store, it's gonna be hard.
I ain't gonna marry a fucking gold digger.
Why not?
Whatever you like. I'm confused why not?
Get your second or third choice. There's something like yeah, there's there's their song about that
That was hilarious one about this fucking comedic time
You know this one, right?
Are you going to rage?
He does not know this one.
Definitely not.
Easily not.
You should play for rage, uh...
Um...
Any suggestions in the chat?
Hold on, wait.
I got one.
Hold on.
This one?
What the fuck is this?
You know what?
I'll wait, I got one, I got everyone.
I got one, I got one.
Here, come down here and check.
Wait, what? Alright.
Why are you mad at me?
What's going on?
You know who I'm talking about?
I don't know.
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy bro
My fuck your boy boy boy bro boy bro
My fuck your boy boy boy boy boy
That's all I want, that's all I want
This flexing all this shit
You know what?
I'm coming never let them know
And I'm gonna let them know
All I do is wait
This ain't bout you, my so fucking bitch
I don't need your help
I don't need your wealth
But it's my self
I swear my mind so tells
You can set up on my belt
I'm a man, you can use it down
I'm kind of in, you can't use it down
I'm a man, you can't use it down
Don't you do that
Now what?
What?
That's fucked up
That's actually fucked up
He's using physical violence
Not only emotional, but now physical
Oh wow
That is a good idea
There's only one way to help.
I hurt so bad.
Oh my gosh.
Ah!
Ouch.
I don't have anything.
You can play whatever you,
you can play whatever you like.
Mm.
You can play.
Okay.
Over here, over at our house?
All right, good, get your shit.
Get up.
My hotel as well is about to, I have to check out in the morning, I need two more days.
Huh?
I leave in two days and I'm about to have to check out the hotel really early in the morning.
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
Oh, I have to check out, I don't have any rest today, I wish I had.
I think I'll just have two more nights.
What's up?
Oh my god, it's okay.
This is it now?
Yeah, this is it.
Why are you in the middle of the fucking street?
I gotta go left on the road lines on the floor.
I'm just gonna take a little rest, but I have to leave.
There's one video right there.
Give me one second, I'm gonna just pull over.
It's pretty important.
Video?
What's up with your video?
Okay.
Jesus!
Probably something pretty cool.
Okay, ready?
Probably something pretty cool.
Right?
Hold on, wait.
Yeah.
One second.
Let me just take it in.
Yeah, I was just saying.
Make sure I get it right.
You got your panda and everything too, right?
I got my panda.
Let me give you your orange chicken.
All right.
Well, hold on.
Go get, close the door real quick.
Oh, yeah.
No mercy.
Okay, you're here.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
That's all that's okay.
So this is my shit right here.
This is uh...
You know I did it.
I've done a lot of that before.
So this is what I was doing on the get-go.
That's me all playing it out loud.
Wow.
Ready?
Wow.
Bang Jim.
No.
Wow
Amazing that's so cool. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. I wanted to show you that before you know, that's so cool
Fuck off.
Thank you for the panda dice.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Wait, I threw my cast back.
I got you.
It was easy.
Hold on.
I gotta return this cast tomorrow in a sec.
Can you open the trunk?
Yeah, I got you.
We're happy.
I threw them in the back and I gotta return those to CVS tomorrow.
There's one more thing. Oh, here it is.
Oh, you got it? Yep.
That's everything, right? And you got your bag?
Oh! You got me a bag?
It's the water? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'll take that. Thank you.
And a switch. And a switch. And a panda.
And a Donkey Kong. Yep.
And the panda.
Thank you, Dad, for driving in the panda.
Thanks for the switch.
I
Think yeah, feel better paid rest rest up. He'll I will you if you want to play zombies with me
Let me know cuz I
That was I'm glad that we're able to do that
I'm glad to wear it or I was able to get her panda you kind of just like she's
actually like bottom four sisters to shit you should see the other ones they're
even cooler yeah but she's in the bottom of that she's about she below
snow but she was under silicone yeah but still couldn't even fight back
yeah she's a brat she's a spoiled brat right she's a spoiled one she's
swole on her bottle and she swole fucking brat.
What do you mean?
She's fucking swole brat!
Hey, that'll be a fucking swole brat, is that?
No, I got her panda.
But the switch was cool too, I mean.
You wanna watch the end of this? I had a plan.
Jot a card, bro. Let's go, let's go.
She's got one more thing to do.
Whoa, whoa.
You can see this in the background.
She's a holler at me.
Yeah, mom?
Try to hold me
And be with me
And now they can approach me
Check this out, wait
My heart rate rate
Yeah, we're no debits
Oh, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you my number
No, I don't need to know
Check this one out, it's the first time
I'm out of time!
So old-cold!
I'm out of time!
So old-cold!
Hold on!
We're making a phone call real quick.
I'm out of time.
What happened?
We're making a phone call.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on.
Let me just hear a member.
Or we got to go grocery store.
We gotta go grocery store.
We gotta make a few phone calls.
I actually, uh, think we're busy.
We're gonna see which one.
I'm fully forgetting, Yugi spawned in and...
Should we see if Yugi's alright?
We leave them. I mean we never were with we're never with how does that work?
We go to the store. Yes
How do you just watch right through?
Hey on easy I'm on stream y'all know
Oh
Hey
Hey, I just caught water to call to tell you that you're but you're had a long day is my last day in LA
I know I didn't see you but you're you're you're my favorite little sis
I know, but I keep saying that. I keep saying every time you read his favorite little list, nobody wants to believe me. It doesn't get better than this.
I keep saying, and you know, there's no clay like you know, you don't have to glaze me.
No, you to go. You to go. See, I just wanted to call in real quick to tell you that, alright?
Yeah, I didn't even go. I didn't go.
He said he's gonna get you a TV.
I'm real because you're his favorite.
I'm gonna adapt and you know.
You know
Chillin chillin
Yeah
Oh, yeah
Dirty K
Yeah, nah, he's looking out. Yeah
You banged it. Yeah, baby. Oh, she said by shit by
I make another phone call
Kind of fucking with the way I got to have quick like this, bro, it turns you into a fucking fuck. Hey
Hey snow
I'm on screen
I don't want to let you know I'm about to leave LA and share I just want to let you know that you're my favorite little sis
Yeah, she's my favorite little sis game
And I'm gonna get you a Mac and get your map book
Yeah, yeah, you want map book?
Nah, no girls are gamers, they're gaming PC with a $40.90
What are the new shit? What's a 5080 graphics car with a bunch of ram and shit?
Yo, who this?
What do you want?
Who paid you to say that? Who's who got a gun to your head?
Look at the gratitude. I'm seeing hey, that's why I tell you is to go look at she called you just to let you know
she's grateful for the switch she was just in the car a dash you could have
said it she did say it I did say it yeah thank you so much I can't wait to
play it and I'm gonna have so much fun and I'm gonna enjoy it and although I
can't edit videos on it which is really tragic I'm still gonna have so much fun
thank you so much I hope you have been amazing yeah he's kind of cranky right
now probably from later but thank you all right thanks have a good night
Hi, Peggy.
Thank you, Rage.
You're welcome, Peggy.
Thank you, Rage.
Fuck up, my fucking phone.
My phone, girl.
All right.
And I'm a text K. K Verdesru.
Where's Cat at?
I have another call to make.
Gotta make sure she's not busy.
What are we going to? What story are we going to?
What happened?
What story are we going to?
I'm just driving aimlessly right now.
What the fuck?
You want me to take initiative here?
I could.
I was going to say song request.
Anybody?
Gilly?
Maybe to chat somebody?
We should make food though.
But I got this little to-go thing of orange chicken.
chicken but maybe this is like a precursor to the meal that we actually make
precursor or the pre-sale we make we make we make no what hey cat
No!
What's up?
Say what's up?
The chat.
That was good chat, how are we?
Look, look, I'm bitching around,
I just wanted to call to tell you that
you're my favorite little sister.
I had never told nobody that.
You're my favorite little sister.
You really just said that three different times.
Three different.
Maybe four.
No, you're good.
You're my favorite little sister.
Don't even worry about it.
I just want to make sure you know that
so you don't feel left out enough
to be my favorite little sister.
I never told any of them that no so you can't don't don't go to them start
What's up with you today, okay, are you the ops you're just no no no
No, no, no, I feel like you're fucking off. Okay. Well, no, uh
Uh, maybe, no, no, I don't think so.
Oh, hold on, my bad.
Good.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, yo, yo, what's going on?
Yo, take this, the fuck is, my fucking knees, my fucking knees.
Oh, wait, this is not even a stop sign.
Wait, that's not me.
Those are water bottles in my asshole.
In your asshole.
Shut up.
Wait, what are you thinking for food here?
You guys don't look.
Wait, wait, pull out that orange chicken again?
This one right here?
Or are you about to say we use that as a precursor if we do the...
What... What are we making again?
Well I was gonna wait for a chef's in the chat to decide.
A lot of people were saying chicken parm.
Yeah chicken parm. Were you trying to use that orange chicken as the chicken for the chicken?
Oh I was about to say.
Cheating. We can't do that. We gotta make like...
Pin this.
Yeah.
What'd the pin say?
I can't see pinned.
What pin say?
I said subscribe for Amazon Prime.
Which probably happens I promise you make it to the cow you can subscribe
Why isn't yes, Jules on the sister roster?
Snow cone you know delete delete that pen delete that pen
My son's
Episode or something what happened?
I don't know you happen
We can make chicken pond from scratch game. We could do it. We go like like craft cheese. We put on top of that bitch or something
Yeah, I mean we could right we could technically do should we try it so how do you okay?
So I feel like it's easy. You just got a big chicken you probably put a bunch of marinara's on it
Are you gonna bunch of cheese you put on that bitch and cheese. Oh, well, ah
Well eight up make like the block of cheese, but I have some mozzarella, right Gilbert
You guys
Um, you might have shredded, what did we use?
Yes, we used that shredder.
You have shredded Mexican cheese.
Brooke, we can just get you from the stove.
I'm having cheese, though.
You might have Parmesan, so.
They have Parmesan.
I don't think you have Parmesan.
What's the last time you did this?
I'm having a map, cheese.
Huh?
It's magnesium, boy, cheese.
You never had too much.
What do you think it had, though?
What do you think it had?
Mexican cheese, what's the Mexican cheese called?
I don't know, it's like a blend.
Like swivels?
It's like shredded.
Oh, with different colors.
Different colors.
It's like cheddar and boneless.
Yeah, yeah.
Some fresh Swiss chive.
You got some of it by sir?
No.
Who?
How does he say that?
To anybody that heard that?
Yes, sir.
Mix, yes.
You might need to swap these things.
I don't know, I don't think so.
No.
Did you guys had Jason cry during the therapy sessions?
My penis low-key pulsating right now.
That's what they said.
They said you did both times.
Yeah, yes.
That's why I don't want to go on that shit, bro.
That shit gets real.
I started talking about some shit.
It's not because I'm sad.
It was just happening, okay?
Why do you guys have to make chicken for us?
This thing is just, wait, why would I say that?
Cause it looks like it's way too big.
Wait, if we make chicken parm a deck,
don't look at Chad, do we have to make the pasta with it
or just the chicken parm?
Just chicken with the mara mara.
So we don't gotta pick a side.
I mean, we don't need all that carbs, bro.
Facts.
It's not all that.
But I've never made chicken.
So that's, yeah, nah, I haven't eaten it, got there, yeah?
And we're not allowed to use YouTube tutorials, right?
We just gotta do it.
No, we cannot look up anything like we could technically could call cutie, but I don't want to keep bugging her
You know I mean I would call her what you caught you called her like more than once
What's your fucking time for the yeast in the bread and trying to build it out? Yeah, so listen
I think we still raw chicken breast chat has mad
Chips in it. So almost they can help us easy. They've helped me with all the shit before and it was fine
Chad is it not we get raw chicken breast we get some like breading or something
that you freaking arm it breaded yeah it's like it's not just regular baked
chicks like breading
yeah it's like fried chicken
you have to fry it with oil
yeah
you have to fry it with oil
yeah
you have to fry it with oil
yeah
you have to fry it with paint or something
well it's like a hype song to listen to as you're about to pull up to the grocery store
I hate Kiera
I don't like hype song a lot
what's that shit there in the store
listen to at the local like restaurants you've seen that trend where it's like
when I'm weighing on my burger and then the co-workers like dancing to that one
song it's kind of a vibe song but like it's like so shit they would play at a
restaurant while you wait for your limit garlic aioli on the side the fries in
silver cup don't listen to the words I say was that song called
I love the way you lie and watch out
what's the song called it's like the truffle fry song
truffle I'm good at truffle I used to love truffle when I was hitting
question mark bro you have not seen that tranquilly but they're like when
you're saying waiting for your food and your servers hitting this emote to this
and it's that soft bow come on I've not seen that train bro wait why open
it's a nice enough dog on his two legs dancing oh there's like to be in that
shit like what's the millennial burger joint song bro what is it millennial
Burger joint
Broccoli by Lillie Ivey we are young
What do you mean this is?
This is the shit you hear at the local burger joint, bro.
We like to have a little fun here, bro.
This is an empty house.
So how in my hand am I walking my day?
I gotta be old.
The sky is clear.
I just think it's keeping me awake.
It's the house telling you to close your eyes.
It's time to take the pain, just my sound
I'm always scared to see you in this way
But it's all the truth made in my dreams
She will carry on, while he's in the show
for your burger, here it's on the off-screen,
the local burger joint, and you're moving it back.
And your waiter's sitting at 36 feet,
but just all the cool vibes of this song,
and then they bring out your fries with truffles
and a silver cup, and ask if you want the special,
how special, lemon garlic, or olden people.
Oh, wrapped in like paper?
Yes.
Wrapped in paper?
I see what you're saying.
They do things a little different at this spot.
And so I fly from sublime,
They are gonna be fine
Oh, all right
Today is the day to celebrate my day
As long as you are playing games
She will be a champion
I'm here to save the stars
So listen to me for a nice second
I'm gonna scream inside your sight
One with life
But you can make it right
I don't get the meme though, I know this song, why are we playing it, it used to be on the radio in like 2010.
But yeah, in Florida, like where you ever had like, you had like, oh no.
Herder on the radio or on the radio, here I had like J.C. Penney or some shit.
Yeah, you hear there's a J.C. Penney, you hear there's a Burger Joint.
There's just some shit that would be on, like you know what I mean?
Play people of Vita by cosplay Viva la vida
I like that word. Yeah, why you get a lot with reforming this way you drool up
You took the wrong turn drool up. Why are you in the parking lot drool up?
We would describe your life in a song or not
No, they didn't say that.
That's actually a good one.
Whoa!
So much on his fucking kill me!
Yo!
What the fuck is he doing?
Did you just see him go through there?
Bro, that thing is drunk.
Now if only I had listened to this shit out of him and peed.
Can you imagine?
Your car just gets totaled and people in La Vida is playing in the back.
That's gotta be top five worst songs that crash your car too.
I used to be all the time
Like I'm not, yeah, you know what I mean?
Okay, hold on
Isn't that a meme?
What?
Like, uh, like if you were in like a really bad accident, like your car's upside down,
like what's the worst song to just-
This is a good discussion
Just playing on the radio, while you're just hanging in your seatbelt
It's hard to just go like-
Let's go and look at this seat
I know in the chat they know something
Oh, this thing is intrigued by this question
What do you think the worst song to crash your car gotta be a happy song game
Party it's a party in the US say you fucking dying bleeding out. I'm gonna say anything don't you
Anything from her catalog
I don't know, don't you probably got five, bro?
I don't know, don't you think it's...
Hey, she got a gram?
She got a gram, she got a half-five.
No, she got a half-five.
She got more grammy than a two-part.
Imagine you're on a highway, eight car pile up,
backed up, your shit's smoking.
You can't, and this is, come on, Ram.
Airbagging your face.
Right?
Come into life, your neck, you kinda got whiplash.
Well, and you think it's an actual version, right?
You think it's an actual song with sleepy hollow, maybe.
and then it's just
anxiety
keep on shining
and then you get...
Because it's car piled up, it's raining too
the rain's hitting your windshield
rear end is big
now you get hit again
you get hit again, the cars are piling up, right?
and for some reason the song is just turning up
guys
oh bro
bro, I don't want that
come out, come out, come out
and then someone hi-drop plays
and the right lane
Hey, Colton, get your hands off me!
And now don't you start sliding!
Hey, you're on one HP!
Like, that could be tough, yeah.
Okay, wait.
There could be, okay, wait.
I'd be pissed.
Yeah, that would be a-
What, you know how it's hard?
I'll be gay, just fucking kill me, gay.
You know what I actually do remember crashing my car to when I did hydroplane on the highway
It was this song. I'm not even trolling. It was literally this song, bro. This is what Drake was saying
Hold on Drake. Yeah, Drake was saying this listen
I swear to God, I swear to God, you don't say this.
Shut up, that's you lying here!
I swear to God, this one is at 5.0.
Yeah.
Brother, my car all the way fucked up.
I've got fancy sideways, my lights are going off.
Airbag in my 50s.
When I pull up on a nigga, tell that nigga back.
Crazy, I hear the rain.
I'm too good with you.
We're watching nigga bad check.
What's going on?
No.
Like, oh hell no, he cuddled like that.
So that was like, was this foreshadowing?
Like, am I already dead?
They had been singing thinking like, yo, this is it.
Like, this is what's happening, gay.
Like, is God throwing Easter eggs at me through an ox cord?
I don't know.
Dead ass.
I'm hearing this.
If I die, I'm a legend fucked up in the ultima on a highway
So we're going to the Ralph's segment. Yeah
That's good sauce to go out
Bad outro.
Yeah.
If someone comes and finds you, and it's like, oh,
this is a song that he went out to, he's kind of got swag.
What would be the toughest song if someone saw you?
The opposite question?
Dark Conversation, but you know what I mean?
Oh, my god.
Oaks and creams.
Right there.
Cake and ice cream.
How do we live in?
Yeah.
That's so sweet.
It's my boy, Ray, right here.
I'm at the end of the opportunity to be great marvelous in history of life and self God bless you sir
I feel like you love your job. I don't love my job. I love my life
I love your life
I don't understand no matter where I'm at. I'm gonna love my life
I'm out of a way in a uniform no matter if I'm on the street
No matter if I'm blessed enough to stream like y'all. Hey, I'm gonna love my life. You know what I'm saying?
That's inspirational. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
You could be anybody. I don't know who you are like I don't know he was when I first met him. You understand what I'm saying?
I'm saying though, I'm not doing it for the ooms or at all.
I know you're not.
This is how you feel.
This is who I am, bro.
This is you.
This is who I am.
I'm telling you, it could be a real motivation on the speaker.
Put that fire inside of you.
That's actually, I just walking up to a grocery store and this is what I hear, gang.
You changed like my whole vibe, gang.
There we go.
You changed my whole vibe.
I was actually in a terrible mood.
I got slime by my man just then.
Did I slime him?
You just, I didn't change your vibe.
I just elevated it.
It's like we doesn't get you hot. It just goes to your receptors. I'm already
It's just your receptors. You just receptors to it. God bless you. Have a great shopping experience
Have a great night my guy my boy. Hey, hey, brother. See you. All right
That's a good dude right there man
Yeah, he's good at that. He's dead. That's the best bro
He's cool as fuck. All right. Wait, what do we cook it? She was just
Wait, he's just out there.
You know where you were going?
Yeah, uh, oh, I do, actually.
We need a cart first.
Chicken, what?
Chicken.
Oh.
Marinara, we need Marinara?
We need it.
Oh, I got the cart.
Cart?
I got the cart.
Fuck, I missed that one because I was in that cut scene.
Mafalia.
I'm in a room.
Practice.
That's not going to work.
Why is it not going to work?
I mean, I think legally you probably could use this
because of your knee.
Because of my knee.
I got surgery.
You don't have to be disabled to ride in fashion.
No, you're...
I already know you got swag, bro.
Me?
Yeah, man, one line. I thought you needed keys for it, right?
There's a one-line demon.
All right, let's go.
All right, there's just a kind of comp-mobility.
I swear, in every grocery store, you always need the keys for this.
Not me.
Oh, there's that cyborg shape, bruh.
I don't love that exit.
That's that cyborg shit just detected the tech in trying to go
chicken marinara
So the chicken will be in a back right corner pocket of the store. I believe the raw chicken
right opposed to
Yeah, we right
Wait actually the chicken will be lying. It's just a flanker tech. Yeah
Try to hit it try to come in at an angle for the chicken
Carol like it marinara. Do we bake it or do we use oven? Oh
You're a chef now
Open up my holes. I don't know. Maybe you put it in the cereal. Yeah
Chicken breast or something
Okay chicken breasts or chicken cullits.
Alright this is where I got the glicks for the glissie segment.
Legendary streams.
Oh that's good.
Oh I think the chicken will be good.
Oh shit.
The chicken is going to be back here.
So first steps first.
You need
Full hour eggs breadcrumbs chicken breasts marinara. Whoa all that shit. We need all that shit
We need all of that shit
Breadcrumbs beef alert Diana snow cones boomie
What happened?
You know who Catalyxia is?
Or Snopo's roommate who just kind of fights
Sorry, I'm trying to wear a little bit of
standard wear of the girl, whatever.
Do I know who that is?
You saw her, you just saw her in the fight.
Do you have a GoPro on your chest?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Show chat!
Is a body cam.
Are you actually a body cam?
Yeah, body cam?
I killed it!
Yo, that fucking car!
Someone's like, hey man, stop recording this.
Hey, fat butt, what's wrong?
Oh, um...
Wait, did you call me fat butt?
That's good tech, uh...
What do you think you're hearing, Gilly?
Cause I'm not with anyone.
What's that?
I went that one?
That's over one skinless boneless chicken breast right here so many I like that
was calling my name boneless and skinless right here that's calling my name
this one will probably do the trick right yeah it should right two one for me
one for you are either y'all hungry
But just go ahead
No, they'll both split one. They'll be our taste testers. There's two pieces of chicken for your chicken partners. Okay
Then cut okay now. We'll be airline. I appreciate that kid. He's not up. He was not something to chat. What's his name?
Be be what happened? We need murder?
Yes, that's the sauce. I know exactly where
What no no no no no it's over here. I want to be over there. I don't know
Hello?
Give me a second.
Shit, Gilly.
The Marner was in the...
We're in the island.
Gilly, the marinara was on this side, no?
No, it was over there.
What's that?
I've seen it all the time.
Yo.
That's their YRG.
Let's find the Marner.
Yeah, you should get a ball cap and be professor X for cosplay, but I'll be Magneto. I'll be Magneto. He's calm
This is a bunch of supership
W. Clanker mobile yet see this oh wow it is here. Okay. Wait ragu
What you see a butt chunky
I did not know that this shit is what a minor look up my name
Okay
Chat choose choose this one. What's the best manner?
Why someone just take Naruto on the chair does that have to do anything?
Why we need eggs? Oh for the hmm?
Fuck Naruto, why you saying Naruto?
Rios is like the bullshit that's a cop shit that's the bullshit
It's the one right here, two face low, yeah right here
The bolognese?
Bolognese?
This is not it?
It ain't murder!
This is not it?
That's bolognese!
It ain't murder!
No, all looks the fucking same.
What?
One more.
They both say marinara.
I just grabbed this to grab this.
One more.
They both say marinara.
I just grabbed this to grab this.
I've got to be there.
Tell me if this is different.
Chat, comp?
I hear we have your Rios, Boozy, Homemade,
All Natural, Premium Runner, and we're
making chicken parm.
Today, chat?
Oh, yeah.
Can we intro?
How are you manipulating a fucking scooter like this?
Chat, today?
My spiky senses are signaling.
It's the right one.
You think?
I think so.
Okay.
If it's expensive, they have motion.
What do you think about this one?
This one?
Take a look at this right here.
It looks awesome.
Right?
I mean, let me just look at the logo on it.
Like, look at the...
The graphic design.
It looks like it has motion.
Yeah.
It has aura.
So we'll handle it.
If the bottle has aura, then you and Jesse will.
Not a bad shout.
I heard you.
All right
Chat today, we are making chicken parmesan with a dad you do nothing. We've got the burner. Haha. You spaghetti sauce
Is that nasty?
Okay, I don't think we do for that what for actually five calling. Okay, that's where the phone
You'll be five
What's up you five
Was good
Yeah, he wasn't saying something about that in a car ride actually dropped you off so
Yeah, I don't want to speak for him but the answers yes
Got you
or you
Who says he grabbed a spaghetti noodle?
I don't know if we do look, Chad.
We don't remember.
Switches got Scrain and Protector this game?
And cases?
You don't need all that shit.
What you gonna do with the switch?
You can't switch with it.
Pure tomato sauce right there.
No, that's pure ray, pure ray.
W Ray's right here.
You don't have to do all that, man.
You're a good guy.
All right, Chad.
Appreciate it.
Check in with that murderer.
Oh, we do need breadcrumbs.
You need flowers as well.
Can I get on this?
Yo, I just saw your brain twerk.
And like, how, like, how...
Bro, I remember my...
Dad and my mom would push a car
at the grocery store.
And I'd be like, yo, can I get on the side?
And then sometimes we would go,
but if we were not behaving,
and they would say no.
Yeah.
Like, I was not in my sister's car, and we would go,
and then if we didn't behave,
We wouldn't get a ride on the scooter.
Yeah, I try to get on that shit, and I get slapped, man.
What are you talking about?
You going under it.
Close enough to breaking that bitch.
You ain't fooling nobody.
You're going under it.
What?
Is that a fat joke?
Yes, CTE.
What the fuck?
What does the CTE have to do with any of that?
OK, so we got Mar-na, I could eat that shit with your big ones.
Big ones should be here, though.
I don't see even know where everything is,
and he's never been here.
Hold on.
Let me try to remember.
It's this way.
Give me beer. Oh shit. I see TMK in the chat
So I know but we know no TMK
That's a real that's actually flock legends right there
How you doing, but you good wait?
You got a recommendation for a mayor mayor mayor
No, we got a murder
Combs and cheese
I'll take this shit serious by the way. I'm not playing. Hey
What a brand from that video right? Send me that you're fucked
You're done. You don't have that you don't got dashcam. No, you guys are all you're done for
Um, yeah, is that whole?
Um, no.
Do we need butter?
Do you have butter?
Or do we not use the butter?
We do not.
We have not purchased butter in any of these segments.
I have a particular type of cheese.
It's not the good cheese, though, some of the cheese.
You know what I mean?
Decent cheese.
I
Did the top wheels?
Right here you're right. We're gonna grab one of you. Oh my god low-key
Try is it crazy how the world erasers eggs and oil you have flour
Or eggs I do a flower wait right y'all I
Do have flour
I made bread I
Have olive oil I have flour
What's wrong with these eggs?
You still gonna talk about eggs? You walk right past these eggs. What's wrong with these eggs?
Wait, wait, wait. You don't fuck with these eggs? Why don't you don't fuck with these? Why are you so hesitant on these eggs?
We got to just take a look at the waves election these eggs. These are good eggs
Why are they the perfect eggs these are what we use last time you know for the chicken fried rice or the same
Beat beat beat and seasonings for the Italian
Where do that where do the egg? Why do you why do you point at this one?
You look where did the eggs?
You see these two as you point at this one why not point at this one like this
How the eggs get exposed to me and that what exactly did they do cheaper? I don't know. There's like I think it was I think it's these ones
I like they ended up actually not being that good
Let's get the check that yeah, yeah go grab a grab what? Yeah, any of them. I think that browns for me
Whatever has to let two columns to a dozen
Rewranging that's him. I mean
About two dozens 36
You know makers doesn't 14
We're not here doing that we're here getting
cute
Cute
I don't fucking know the answer to that
You're the smartest appreciate that bra Harvard degree showing it yet. Yeah, I'll see it
Are we just need breadcrumbs?
We get the breadcrumbs right out of there.
I have to reverse out of there.
Yeah, I'd make sure, yeah.
They're headed in the right direction.
I love your print phone.
Heard.
Heard?
He said thanks, gang.
Nah.
Heard your shit.
He said thanks.
A crippled person talking to me?
Heard.
it looked like that's what happened though she said thanks look oh no I ain't
here I'm in the proximity
oh yeah different stuff
What is right?
No, we got flour.
I have flour already, no?
Really?
We have like half of...
I don't think you need that much, right?
What do you mean?
Um...
Half of one is like a small one.
I'm gonna just eat them.
I'm gonna eat them.
This small one is too.
All of them.
Yeah, you're probably just like the smallest.
Yeah.
Did your mama ever make you chicken big chicken as a jit chat?
Oh my god.
I think this grabbed the movies because I think we used most of it.
So I think we can have one of those.
One more.
This shit is, this is that, yeah.
Panko.
Seasoning these coals.
I call that shake a bit.
Shake a bit with dry so you eat that motherfucker met.
That rice won't eat sauce with rice.
Ooh, what about this one right here?
Panko breadcrumbs.
Parmesan herb.
Oh my god.
That's perfect.
A panko.
That kind of looks like, look at the photo.
Look, it says parmesan.
It says parmesan. That's what we're trying to do.
It says parmesan. We should get parmesan then too as well, right?
We got burner, we got chicken, we got eggs, we got...
Do we need seasonings? Yes.
That same panko, that's what they were saying earlier.
You got no seasonings?
Uh, I got like salt and shit.
Jesus Christ of death.
We got no seasonings.
That is seasonings.
Is that not yet?
No seasonings? Jack, we don't put no seasonings?
It's seasoned already.
Oh yeah, it's a gother herb.
It's a gother herb.
Oreo cheesecake mix.
That should look kind of calm.
Wario's branching out.
You're not going to season the chicken before you put the breadcrumbs on?
I have a regular.
That's seasoned breadcrumbs.
Think of that.
I have a chicken season, too, game.
Mozzarella.
I have Italian seasoning.
So if you get a breaded chicken, so if you get breadcrumbs,
you're not going to put seasoning on it because breadcrumbs are seasoned.
season the breadcrumbs, but these are already bread...seasoned breadcrumbs.
No, and I'm saying since you're getting seasoned breadcrumbs you won't put your own seasoning on the chicken?
Can I talk to me about seasoning?
Are you fucking crazy?
We're going to take a debt, Colton, and Gilly's advice on seasoning today.
I got...
You are silver.
So I'll take your word for it.
You are calm.
You've been in the lab.
Italian seasoning, I got oregano and...
All of it.
Have a favorite ass.
Yes, sir.
OK, it's not about me.
Shout out to myself off so many times.
This is about divine timing and God, OK?
So there's a random guy outside playing a guitar
at this exact time.
Got happened to be here.
So I'm just like, he's out that door.
Do y'all could just come out that door,
give him some candy or something?
I don't know why he's up here.
Were we're Dutch hopping?
Yes.
For sure.
He's an outside right now.
Yes.
OK, bad guy.
I told him to just play his best songs,
Because you never know, you know, you just never know.
So I'm just trying to make that value for this person.
That's good. Calm. That's A.
Go look for him.
Yeah.
Look right here.
OK, well, look at this.
You gotta have an intermission, a little cussing.
It could be.
We're about to get fucking slimed.
What the fuck are you talking about, an intermission gang?
We're going to die while you're lining us up.
Come out this door.
Oh, shit.
Ah, no, no, no.
Ricky.
All right, let's take a walk.
I'm about to say, they got his brother out there trying to get him to the top of the
thing.
All right, bro.
I got all the seasonings, y'all.
I think we're good.
I had to piss so bad for him.
What if it's Yugi?
I don't feel myself.
I don't feel.
How about it?
Is it Yugi?
It's Yugi Day.
Yeah, he deserves.
Yeah.
You don't have to hit him with the rain.
What's your favorite dessert?
I don't know.
I like, uh, yeah.
I said that because that's a cheesecake.
A cheesecake bus.
Yeah.
Bus hey, what a cheese that we got the burner this way mozzarella cheese you want to block a cheese there's a block bunch of cheese up here I
Do have a greater come on this way. Oh
My god, we're getting this at that
Come on.
Hawaiian rolls.
Best to eat with wings, pizza, mariner, chicken, whatever you like.
Even on a sunny beachy day in Florida, Hawaiian rolls are the way to go.
I'll see the barmajad over here.
Did I say the barmajad?
You got butter?
No.
No, I don't know.
You like butter?
I can't believe it's not butter. My mom was overdoing that shit, can't she?
I mean, I have a... Do I have Parmesan?
Wait, I do, no?
Because I put it in the fridge. What's this shit I put in the fridge?
I can't even put it on.
Oh, hold on.
It's a bass guitar.
This is the one?
I can't even put it on.
Cooper Kettle?
Or...
What about this one?
Or...
Oh.
It's Mad Mozzarella.
Yeah, Hello Mozzarella.
Oh, it's Mozzarella.
Yeah, it's mozzarella.
Mm-hmm.
That's how that is, but...
Do we need mozzarella?
It's Parmesan.
Why does it look like cheesecake?
Oh, good mozzarella.
Oh.
That's the one, right?
Oh, that's the one.
That's the one that's the one that's just the other one.
So, do I grab any of these then?
I think it's...
Ew.
You need both?
Is this supposed to be hard?
The main cheese on the chicken is...
Okay, we get both.
It's not supposed to be hard, it's supposed to be like this.
It's soft as fuck.
Yeah, mozzarella's soft, no?
What's that? What is that?
There's two different flavors of Parmesan.
Cooper's Thomas and Riccio.
Which one do you want?
They're saying that's blue-side cheese.
What does that mean, champ?
Yeah, soft. Soft is good. Soft is good.
So we don't need those ones or do we need that, too?
As well.
This one.
Why? What's that one for?
I just felt a little bit better.
It's that we need both and for the most part I feel like they know alright.
You think we're good?
I think we're straight.
Think about it.
We got chicken.
We got no burn arms.
We got a rock Hawaiian roll too.
How are those implemented?
What do we do?
That's needed.
Okay.
And we got, we got a burner, we got a breadcrumbs, we got a flask.
I have oil, no?
I have mad oil.
You have to have oil and if you don't the face kitchen I mean the kitchen. Oh, yeah, there's oil to grip
Yeah, we're overly good
Actually, yes, I have the pods
So we
Here we go, right in here.
Come on, Jack.
Get this from one of your, your hoes.
Oh, boy, let's keep it in jail.
Hey, Jack.
Rice, crispy.
The Valentine's Day is approaching.
You said your girls even get flowers?
Flowers.
Matt flowers a bit.
Is that right?
Yes.
I see Valentine's Day balloons.
I see shell gift cards.
Princess cruises you get your princess a princess cruise gift card
I feel like yeah
Nothing we should go to check out Ashley yeah, that's where
Yeah, I think we should go check out.
Alright, yeah, let's go check out.
Come on this way.
Yeah, let's go this way.
No, no, no, let's go check out.
Yeah, go ahead, right here. Wait, we could get a sponge.
You need a sponge?
I do need a sponge.
Okay, here, you go check out and I'll grab the sponge.
Okay, Matt.
See, if he thinks I'm thankful to this, he's sucking dick.
Oh, yeah, we could grab these dishes, man.
You better get two fast sponges
Tell them we need two sponges
Or chat but chat tell them we need to spend we're even all the sponges. Oh
My god, these are
These bars
Put it on the phase tab.
How do I tell you?
The phase tab is too tally.
It's already fat.
The phase tab is about a...
at about, like, $500,000 right now again.
Can't add no more.
It's at about $500,000 right now.
$500,000 right now again. Can't add no more
It's at about $500,000
What happened
Go to what and the store? Yeah
Hold it down. So I turned it off. Oh you turned it off? Yeah
Hello sir. I'm sorry I broke my knees. I served for you, sir.
Yeah.
It's still directing, so you can still look forward to still look at it.
As long as you can see that it's...
Nope.
Can't see that.
It's probably better if I go...
Yeah, that's it.
Yes, please.
You have a new car?
A wrath card? No.
I didn't wait for my friend.
The daps.
Oh, 50, 50, 50, 50.
56. What's a dap?
What's a, what's a dap?
No.
Wait for the car?
Oh, no, where are you guys?
A dap.
Who's behind us, right?
Yeah.
I spent it for an hour and a half.
I'll use my car.
It's like that.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Do you hear him?
I don't hear him.
You hear him?
He's over there?
Oh, because it's hard.
I gotta find a deck. Where is it?
Yeah, I did.
Here we go.
Ready?
He was actually getting sponges
He would never tell y'all he'd been fucking me with Kira. Who's on there? What did he just say?
No, no here. What you been on? Oh, I'm about to go to that
He would never tell you but he'd been fucking me for the past few years when I am in Cali
Carol, what did you decide?
Well, she's lying.
I don't even bet this girl.
What are you talking about?
No, why did you just say that?
Come on, I'll show you how to move it.
Oh, come on.
It's cute though.
Oh, Carol, I'm just wearing something new.
Yeah.
I've never known when your time is going to come.
This man outside just came to play.
that some of the biggest shimmers in the world is gonna be here so keep going
and never know what's in this it's gonna be your time. How you doing?
Thank you sir. No problem.
Don't forget about the car.
It's okay buddy, it's alright, you're nice.
Here, it's just a camera, it's just a camera.
Yeah, buddy, he just wants your attention, that's all.
Yeah, go ahead, buddy.
buddy you just want your attention that's all yeah you like thank you man
it's a jelly roll song that I re-wrote it so let me sorry
Gotta tell you for the moment.
Time!
Done!
F**k you, go! Yeah...
Have a l!rgy, man!
What's up, guys?
What's going on?
That sounds good!
Those chord changes are awesome, though!
I'm original yeah that is so good, dude
Why don't you been playing?
20 years something like that 20 years. Yeah a long time
I really picked up the guitar because I write a lot and it's you know, I like the music
So I'm less of a guitarist more of a singer. So I'm Kyle by the way
Pleasure, man.
Good to meet you.
Pleasure, man.
Nice to meet you.
Pleasure, man.
I love it, man.
You guys got the whole set up, man.
I feel special.
We're here for you again.
I love it, man.
You guys want to hear some other stuff?
Yes, please.
I'll play you some new stuff.
I got you.
I just wrote this last week, so...
Let's hear it.
Let's do it.
Sorry.
Speak with a little chubby.
I apologize.
Go.
Let's do it.
What's the dog's name?
Rocks.
Rocks?
What's the dog's name?
Bronx.
I'm from New York, so.
City.
He's Booty Boy.
He's real friendly, man.
He's just a little shy in front of the camera.
Of course, of course, man.
He lives for the love.
If I don't take him out with me, then he gets upset.
He won't talk to me.
Yeah, Booty.
He's part of Husky Park Pits.
That is a beautiful mix right there.
His mama was a husky and his daddy was a pig.
I think that's a song I'll call it.
I love it.
That's a song.
I'm so nervous, I'm so happy, I'm so
Placing my heart in every attitude
It's like you were an enemy
Sometimes I smile, I smile and I hear your voice
I
Yeah, okay, thank thank thank you
Yes, sure man. He's always hungry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's okay with that.
Yeah, normally I only give him fresh pet, but that's cool.
He's hungry.
Bronx.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I have cash app, Venmo.
Yeah, cash app?
Yeah, all that stuff.
Is it like a scan or what?
No, it's my wife's name.
You married?
Yeah, about 10 years we've been together.
That's a great sign.
Yeah.
It's an amazing sign.
It is great.
Something fast, man.
No, you're good.
Don't even worry about it, man.
It's all good.
What kind of spectrum does the switch?
I certainly knew what I've been through over the past month.
A code?
No, here's his wife's name.
Oh, what is it?
Kelly Kynes, what is he?
K-E-L-L-Y?
K-E-L-L-Y.
K-I-N?
K-I-N.
E-Z.
This is a really pretty black girl.
Yes. Oh my God. Yes.
Oh, okay.
I got the taste, I think. Okay.
Go, Kyle. I love you, man.
Hey, bro.
Guitar. That's what the band's gonna be called.
I got like two albums worth of music that I'm dying to just record.
I just haven't had the time and the money, man.
You know, it's been a failure, Chad.
Y'all heard it, right?
Y'all heard him say his name, Chad.
So if you want to support it, man.
Kelly Cahn. I'll catch up.
You see him out here rocking.
If you want to support it in any way, you did what I'm saying?
That way I really appreciate y'all um if you're on YouTube
POV Kyle KYLE
And if you're on
Tiktok, it's on the corner music all one word. I love it, man. Yo, I'm feeling a luck tonight. This is awesome. He's great. He's amazing
Really appreciate you guys
I'll do something that they know, a little something that they know, and I'll put a little twist on it, please.
I love it, man.
Look, it's beautiful.
He's sick, bro.
He's sick.
You're incredible, man.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Great to see you.
Do you come to this location?
So I play everywhere.
For the past three years, this is like how I stay alive.
I just decided I didn't want to work for the man.
And I was like, I'm going to come out and live the dream.
And I play anywhere and everywhere that they won't fall the cops on me.
Which surprises not that many man. They call it a lot on me. But they just I guess they don't like live music
But what are you gonna do? But I just keep going I keep playing man, and I'm hoping that something comes of it
You know like and I don't know man. That's
Get me in the studio
Thousands of thousands of people just witnessed this so anything
That's awesome
That's really sick dude. I appreciate you. Um, you guys got my info, right? So
It's on the corner music all one word on the corner music
Thank you, man. And that's Kyle and that's Bronx. Yeah, it's all about him, man. He's I'm just a backup entertainment
Yeah, buddy
normally he's all up on everybody jumping on him too like he's all shy
today man it must be the canvas you know you guys are epic man thank you so
much you have a great night stay safe I'll play you guys out how about that
little outro hey we'll walk slowly we'll walk slowly cinematic on some
cinematic
We'll be ready.
I think they're in here.
Oh, let's pack this up so I can put the car back.
Watch out.
One trip.
You can do one trip when you get to the crew.
We don't know about this, though.
Why do you have everything out to die?
Alright, put that back.
Alright, Kyle.
Alright, Kyle, I'm gonna go put this back.
What a cut scene, man.
Nowadays y'all need to review cameras and shi-
Nowadays y'all need to review cameras to back in the parking spots and reverse before we
just have to allow our review mirrors and look behind us, man.
That's it.
We didn't have all that tech.
These cameras and shit.
It's crazy.
You over the shoulder man.
Over the shoulder like you.
If you had a girl in the passenger seat, you did the whole hand thing.
The only thing they rely on is they review mirrors.
How you doing guys?
Hey, you too man.
You too, guy.
Let me get some pussy tonight.
He deserves it.
Really?
Oh good.
I'm out of your slowness.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Good game, bro.
Yeah, no, bro.
Good game.
Hell yeah, bro.
Not as a bit of a basketball commentator, but it's a good one.
Good, brother.
Hold it, man.
Hey.
You see it, bro?
Yeah, it gets over there.
Watch that little guy go like that.
Hey, Jack.
See it, bro.
You want to thumb you around with it.
I don't know.
You can slide that nigga right now.
Yeah.
It's good.
How you doing, man?
How y'all doing?
Good.
What y'all doing, bro?
How you doing?
We got some good fun.
Oh, yeah, that's called work right now, not the CVS or shit.
Oh, yeah?
Ah, again, I ain't for the whole group.
He's doing it for the brown boys all the time.
We're not some browns.
Oh my god, not by 40.
What city?
I'm in the North Springs.
You want to cross this high?
No, I'm with the Carl Glades.
I'm with the Glades.
Yeah, I'm with the Glades.
I'm with the Glades.
You live here now?
Yeah, I live out here now.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
No, I better be 21.
Two days.
Yeah, I live out here, and it is expensive out here.
You didn't work your way down.
What do you work at?
Bro, I'll be doing a little side-side for the show.
I'll be doing a little side-side for the show.
I'm playing a game.
I'll just come with Darman or this today.
Who?
Darman.
Oh, shit.
I'll do a nice show on this show.
All right, bro.
Can you be streaming and shit?
No, I'm trying to get into it, though.
Right now, I'm moving right now for the move to the spot.
So I'm trying to do all that stuff, though.
You got late still?
Yeah, I'm trying to do all that stuff.
I mean, I've done stuff with y'all before, though.
I was like, I don't want to mention all that stuff.
This is where what?
I'm probably messing on them boys.
They up there for something good.
Yo, that's the phase 42 of my one on the move.
Merge.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's the whole thing.
Merge, I was there the whole time.
Oh, you were chatting there.
Yo, I was chatting there.
Oh, you remember him?
Actually, I think it's about chat yesterday, remember?
Oh, if I really do, huh?
Yeah, that's crazy.
But now I always want to get to talk to him.
I've been seeing you since, like, 2018, when you got.
No, I sort of got before you did your face before that face reveal bro. We used always there terrorizing it
I promise I remember real we used to terrorize all the people bro used to go this time crazy buddy
I that's what's that? Who was there since that shit? Hey, I thought what you bro?
You from from the city, bro. That's right
You from bra I thought with that. Yeah, you are here. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, keep grinding, but what's up, bro?
Yeah, that's my brothers right now. I'm gonna say y'all look at like crazy game
What's happening bro? Good?
Alright bro, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you bro.
You were a good dude.
He's a cool dude.
Next time we're going to have to see everybody.
Yo they're looking.
Yo they're family.
Wait how was your cut scene? My cut scene was pretty good.
I think your cut scene is from Broward.
He's from my city.
What?
Wait, that's where you were from?
from yeah and he was from out there too yep and you guys both are here now yep
I'm saying Tom's you crazy I'm trying to find out why my mic here a type he
been fucking me ever since every for the last few years every time I say LA what
what did you mean by that game 11 we gotta get drive by one more for Kyle
right we here we're heading back to the
Kerbal down
they got a message okay oh please stop
please stop I'm sorry this I we got we
got fucking 50 minute car segment
I'll shut it
oh
rock on brother I'm talking about a
real passionate what a fucking time to be a lot like a little trouble hey
you wrote that window it's kind of oh you got that you got the page rate huh I
got the page rated yeah let's go hey thank you to pay for the rage for the
panda yeah I got you on the panda I hope it was good
Hey ready you it looks like you hear the breakfast came through
Thank you page. I hope you
Have a good day and enjoy the panda
It was from the from you know, I mean the heart
Yeah, appreciate the rate. That's big we just
Oh
And rage that appear we got rage in the back to
nothing I'm the one that got it but we got a 45-minute traffic segment right
now I can feel the W we're about to head back to the crib and make some
marinara chicken farmer shop or maybe it's the other way around
amen Kyle though I wonder how much his cash I've just ran up
yeah I see some people in the chest they put the fuck
I don't need your life savers gang, for a better cause.
I see some people say, I could get some support too,
question mark.
No.
Puh!
Bro, you can't just outside the rouse
with the guitar for sure.
Come on, bro.
He was doing his thing too.
Yo, a job in a hollow night tonight.
What's that?
It's hollow night Mondays.
That means every Monday you have to play a hollow night
What no matter where you're at you have to play all appreciated W airlines in the chat if I could see I'm sure
Be flooded with it. What's that? What's that?
Hello, hello night is no Halloween. What's this game?
Okay
Video game it's a video game about what a night a hollow night
a night in the hollows
is some scary shit or not?
nah, some comp shit
I'm about to hit this right right here
okay, you can hit it now
I got it
you see me?
you know, you're tough for that right there
hey
nah, that was
alright
Oh, wait, not fair. Well, actually the Wi-Fi is still named Faze. I just realized.
Why did it rename that?
Why should we rename it?
What about this?
What it is?
Alright, I'm not sure.
I'll figure it out.
I'm going to put this down.
Merch.
Oh, they're doing this.
Oh, so I'm doing this in creation.
Yeah, we probably should okay hold on to this one second. I have to piss okay you can hold it down
Oh, yeah, I will swap would do like that. Oh, no, I want to piss you get in the guest house
The angle I the best of that joke was that
What no the fucking the vet by Viva LaVita by yeah, but that Nvidia by oh
Oh, that's what they said?
Yeah.
They're fucking funny.
You ever just, I don't know, like, smell the cherry blossoms?
Just have a great day, huh?
Now you know, Scott, this is a fucking great day.
You know.
Huh?
Why the fuck are you looking for this guy?
I go on as W strange.
Come on.
This is the fucking strange.
That's W fucking strange, yeah?
That is a hard one.
That is a hard-ass stream gang go double your flow with that no cap
Yo, we actually have to fucking make this chicken y'all gonna taste it
But I just see the fucking hot dog that look like fuck was that hot dog?
Why look at it?
Like million bucks. It was really good
It was perfectly browned it wasn't like crunchy it was a hot dog with stuck in a big-ass crouton
It wasn't crunchy
Yeah, what's the first thing we do in there? When we go to the chicken?
I mean we get to do
No, no, no, nothing, only chat, only chat.
Only chat, and then lifeline is cutie.
That's the only resources we have.
I think you don't need a lifeline.
What do you mean?
Let's go to get some.
Viva la Vivia.
No, my god.
Stop, bro.
They're going to make think pieces about you when it comes,
bro.
Where's it going, bro?
Can you see this?
Bro, but my oven doesn't work.
You're lying.
What?
I tried to use it.
I mean, we could go try to fix it.
What are you doing?
Uh-uh.
I really want you to do it.
You don't want me to work you just don't want to turn around.
No.
I was trouble shooting that fucker.
I mean, we can try again.
Come on.
Hold on.
Hello?
Hello.
Do you want your hands?
Yeah.
Come on.
Get the fuck.
Did I want you to look good at that?
Yeah, but I have to.
That shit a little mad, but I have to, yeah.
We might have to kill that shit.
No, no, you're good.
We might have to kill that shit.
Yeah, you're good.
Who bought the groceries?
You're good.
It's right up this way.
you keep walking about you ever been in the pool at this time make a let with
fine shit have you ever been skinny dipping before
that particular you've never been skinny dipping oh there's my ominates
that throw it get over there okay watch out for dog shit and coyote shit and
or weavers and or weavers yeah yo is that what happened to lacy's dog how he
can fucking cook them? Oh Milo? Yeah. No Milo got too big. Where Milo at? At the
pants house? I think he's at PA now. Wait, I can't see it. Potential shit. Why does he
step on the pathway that is here for you? That's because there's shit riddled all
over that. It's clean as fuck. That's what you think. That's what you think. Then you
move around it. They'll be walking the grass. Focus, focus. One, two, bang, bang, and then
we're gonna walk around. Watched out for that old quilting was close. Now I stepped in it
a few days ago. I can't wait to piss. Yeah, man, one minutes.
Uh, yeah, there we go.
The bathroom right here.
Appreciate the welcome homes on the big TV.
Appreciate the welcome home set.
There it is.
Look at it. Welcome home pool.
Welcome home, my darling range.
Okay, let's get ready.
So, what are we doing with this?
Tell me if the oven works or not.
Yeah.
We're probably going to have to swap to one.
I'm not going to lie.
We might have to swap to this, right?
It's smaller, man.
Fizz, I'm a fizz.
I'm a fizz, man.
I don't think my oven works, though.
Try to see if it works.
This one, I think.
Right here.
Go ahead and try.
No, look it.
I literally did this the other day.
Wait, why isn't it?
No, no, it's that one.
No, why can't I twist this?
You want me to use a jam?
I can't twist it at all.
I'm not even joking.
I got it.
Wait, how did you do my topfizz?
But listen, it's on.
No, no, no, but it makes that noise and then it doesn't turn on.
It's on.
No, no, see the fire on, gay.
What the fuck?
No, it didn't do this to us.
Alright, bro, we're good.
What the fuck?
In there it gets...
I was here for like an hour or the other night.
I'll show you.
Alright, I'll get you a look at this.
Put that down, I'm gonna piss.
Alright.
Really?
I'm pretty sure it's not.
It's a real lazy.
But I will give you, I think you only ate one.
So that's like, it's okay.
That's laxies, bro.
That's got to be lazy.
Okay, hold on.
Let me just get like a...
I'll take one.
Alright.
One.
I'll take one.
Okay.
I'll take one.
Okay.
One
There's actually kind of yourself with strength I could
That's what I'm saying!
I had a whole box of the cookies!
That's why I said it! That's why I brought it up!
Boy, you're not the thick ass just in the island!
Now, bro, I swear the other night I was in here and I was trying to use the other thing.
I'll drink it because I'm like, alright, let me just really drink.
This shit was not turning on. I pre-gated it, I did everything.
Yeah.
That might have dropped you back down to bronze.
I
Know what I gotta do right now being able to turn on the oven. No, no
See now I say shit like this and it's like oh you're a fucking idiot
But you should have been here and you would have seen
How it look it did not was not working like this by square
Okay, I don't want to wake rage and we're gonna get started until you're from John. I say are you using a fork like a spoon?
No
I want to get paid. I eat my fries. I don't want to eat my friends.
You brush your hands. I'm gonna wash my hands with that.
You know, we all can't see shit in that.
So I just vintage it.
Yeah
You decided to go sleep on for this one
He got dumbest views.
Oh, damn.
Man, that is a hard piece.
That is a hard piece.
This is fucking a thermal.
Get the fuck. You know what a fuck that is?
Oh, buddy, thermal's a good take.
Nobody's off. Not bad. Okay.
It's a great take, isn't it?
It's Supreme Thermal, isn't it?
Is it Balenci or is it Supreme?
It's Supreme Thermal.
Wow. Balenci Thermals, I don't even think they got those.
Wow, you pretty got the best terms.
This shit is hitting, right?
Yeah, well, we should have gone back to Panda.
This is Bob.
Well, we don't know what he just did too, right?
After we were done?
We see how it was really thick.
So I had tea, Bob.
How long did he say?
Not really, though, but...
What, how long ago?
I got hit with allergies.
What?
I made tea.
How many weeks ago?
40 hours ago.
No, I'm not taking like that though.
No.
I swear, no, it was allergies.
I was losing it shit.
It's not like that.
I'm not a doctor, but, bro, I promise you I'm good, bro.
So you got teeth?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, and you got honey just on there.
Yup.
Cause you had a sore throat.
Yes.
So you were squeezing out a sore throat?
I guess, yeah.
And it's just allergies.
Yeah.
So I made teeth and I took a clear tear.
How long did it last?
Give her a take?
Give her a take what?
Alright bruh, let's get what's going on this year, stop stalling.
What PBM just texted me, huh?
You still here?
Right here, tell me. Give me that room.
Huh?
Badass, how to grab one and still eat him, right?
You little bitch, right?
Did you have paper?
Paper?
Hahaha, that's a good one.
Oh shit, I'm actually on...
I'm empty.
Yeah, I'm out.
Damn.
I was just in the paper section.
There was no paper.
Damn, do we gotta go back to the fucking rows?
No, no.
For a roll of, uh, book up here.
That tape, that's not gonna do it.
Oh shit, golden liver.
Here I love you, though.
What?
That shit hits.
Ah, listen, though.
Chicken Parmesan is fucking time, y'all. You ready?
It's fucking time. Me and fucking a debt, my fucking boys.
We're making some chicken parmesan with scraps, man.
With no help, just chatting. You can't use the internet.
No help, except for the culinary artists in the chat.
We can't, I can't phone QD five, six times.
Oh, help me with this, help me with this, help me with this.
We got it. You know what they call this?
Err, Spectroglas.
The fucking Epic Mealtime. This is the epic mealtime.
Oh, he used to make bangers, megatrado!
Eff Talking!
Oooh!
Did I say it?
Ascends you round.
Ascends you round
Wait, Epic mealtime really made banger.
Oh listen y'all, we got the chat up here, so we can see.
Uh, I just right here media chips. I still bet cuz now what we got put wire. Yeah, there's your production
And lookie production
Production work in right now production production is doing it
to help us and a comfy hat and I'm actually wearing edgier today it's rare but you know be
wearing the edgier yeah I decided to I feel like you look good with that do I keep it like this
I've been wearing it on the side of my what yeah that's what yeah I see you keep using that adjective
this is we gotta watch it we got chicken we got my nerve we got uh what's up my brother we have
Realistics, and we got a good cook on this shit. Okay. Let's do it. Um, wait, did he for real? You call me did he?
No, did he like did you?
That's how that sound you are fast. I
Ain't one of them. You're a fat fuck like these are humongous
Relations to Horigay, yeah, I got any fucking big-dance fat ass. You're a whole other listening to you
Now Lacey was in here the other day. I think he brought those way
Okay, let's go check the grab bag I grow three
Kitchen where I'm cooking so we're both gonna you show them a green box of it. Yeah here
Okay, how do we
Why do you do this? Okay, wait what?
Fuck it on my shoe
Okay
No, you're
My traps
Okay
You have a Daniel right here fucking smokey game. Yeah, that was that was on me. Uh, okay
Let's get everything planted
You're looking for ease everywhere. What the fuck? What's the keys to the car that you were just driving when you were in your car?
You left the keys in the car
Please oh yeah, W. Redd
W. Redd. Yes. All right, let's put it right here. So that's pretty good
Are we gonna use it?
Holy shit!
That's good tech.
That's what he's chasing.
I was looking like, yeah, we gotta wash this down.
That's good tech.
I saw it looking at you.
You were trying to watch that shit.
What the fuck?
That was lit.
That's good tech.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is for the dishes.
Yeah.
This is that actor.
Okay.
Hawaiian rolls.
Hawaiian sweet rolls.
How does that get implemented into the dish?
Listen, it's not supposed to get implemented into the dish.
It's supposed to be implemented on the side of the dish.
the dish. You know what I'm saying? If you probably take the whole line of rolls and
hit the mana, hit the mana like this, and I'll eat the whole line of rolls on the
side of the dipping sauce. Do you know what I mean? Okay.
You got sauce? You got eggs? We can place... Do we spray it on these?
Or how do we... How do we... How do we whisk it? We whisk it up with a fork.
Because I'm gonna... With the marinade.
Like a whisk? Wait. No, the mana goes...
The mana goes three. Over. Page three.
Page three. Oh, she did three, so.
Where did the eggs come into play for the chicken?
I think it's sort of the flour. It's the eggs and the flour.
This is at the end.
No, no, no.
I think it's a big, what's it?
Is it the beginning?
No, that's like the middle.
Like right before you put the chicken in.
Say it with this, alright?
Okay, so I don't have answers to any of these questions.
So I ask, and I hope either one of you guys answered or somebody answered.
Like they're saying that you flipped.
This was on the dirty side of the counter and then you flipped it.
So now we're, this is what was dirty on the counter.
So, um, is that what they say?
Thank you so much to Faze of Death for Panda.
Best thing that happened to me today.
For real? Hey, let's go, hey.
I'm glad that you enjoyed the Panda page.
It was a, it was, why did you want to hate rate her?
Hate rate her?
Hate rate her shit.
Call on the time today
Bro, that's a good
Racist I wish I had to be misogynistic. I want to be all the all the instincts and all the gist see can be right now
Great sweet, bro. Oh, here's my receipt. I just give a sheet actually
Bucket cheese not a bad sound wait what block of what type of cheese pistachio cheese?
Wait, Parmesan. I got rain Goku though. Come on. Come that sticker
Ceviche, Parmesan and Mozzarella. What do we do with the two? Do we mix it? Actually?
Billy's not in his head so I feel like, yeah. When I am in doubt or not sure what to do, I just don't know how he reacts to my question.
What ethnicity are you? Italian?
Not even close.
Okay.
What type of white?
Greek.
British.
I'm not too far.
I'm saying all of these, let's go and take a breath up.
That's not bad, I didn't mean to break into action.
That is so bad! That is so bad!
That is so bad! That is wrong!
That's not a good breath action? Let us to breath like God, that's the only thing I got.
That's the only thing I got.
You tell me this, Ash.
Let me hear your breath action.
Uh, they bought a water.
They bought a water.
No!
They bought a fuse.
They bought a water.
Where's my Europeans in the chat?
They bought a water.
Is this working?
Roadman.
Oh wait, I know. I've heard that.
learn so is that is that checking out or no come to yard I need my peas and my
feud my peas my feud and but oh whoa there's a funny show they sound okay
yeah it's probably top boy top man all right so check what's the first thing
that we do party season this I don't like clean this we can water this down
Right?
Seriously, that's not a joke. Do we not do that?
Listen, do we wash it, right?
Yeah, we wash it. And then what? Season it.
We need a bowl.
Let's say we have a bowl of seasoning.
Okay, actually first.
Should we preheat the oven?
Should we keep the oven free?
Should we keep the oven on the pan?
Huh?
Nevermind, nevermind. The oven for sure.
One at a time.
one at a time.
Okay, Chad, what's the first thing we should do?
Water it down, question mark.
Yes, lock it.
I'm in.
I'm locked.
It's had a touch on my head.
Three bowls.
Do I have that many bowls?
Smoke.
Wash and cut.
We need to cut.
Good work.
We need like, so one bowl is going to have the mixture of
the the flour eggs and panko panko this one we can bake it you can bake it in
that then there was gonna have something else and then you put the other one in
the other one so do I need a particular type of bowl can I just use the cereal
bowls um do you have plastic bowls like double words no what about these
Oh, yeah
Okay, okay, what the fuck is that?
I washed it, it looks like sometimes
Wait, is that light off?
I mean, the light is bouncing off it
Why is there crumbs in here, bro?
Wait, do you wash your plates off before you put them in this water?
Wait, never mind, one is, one bowls for eggs, one bowls for flour, and the other one's for the, um, the, um, yep
Which is it, pancakes?
and then you do bang back bone
oh so you take it zoom zoom zoom
yeah
I'm not
wait what?
wait one whole bowl has eggs
yes how many eggs doesn't matter
just a bunch of eggs
do I scramble the eggs
how do we do the eggs
yes they're raw
well yeah you scramble them
but you don't cook them
so one bowl
one bowl egg
one bowl chicken
one bowl seasoning
Yes, no, no, I was close.
Hey, good.
Yeah, the breadcrumbs has the seasoning already.
I think so.
OK, wait, we don't need you to put a wash of oil in there.
OK, you.
I'll do that.
Well, you both clean up?
No, I mean, I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
It's not confirmed.
It's not.
I don't know.
What do you don't know?
They were just here.
I don't even know how they fucking got it.
Oh, they stacked like that.
Why would you stack them if they're not clean?
These are great questions.
All right, um, wait, this is a good time to use my fun.
Okay.
All right, you want to get to work on the chicken,
I'll get to work on the bull.
How's this already wet?
What the fuck are you doing?
My parents are falling down, I'm in the ship,
so I have to pull them out of the way up.
Get a knife, please?
Thanks.
It's only two cutlets.
Yeah, I got a knife, sir.
Don't wash the chicken. Wash your hands. We washed our hands. I'll wash it again.
I'll just wash that bowl.
I have a lot. I think we're getting old on chicken, bro. I don't like how you used to
be stealing things. I feel like you should put aside some fake titties, like silicone.
We're not supposed to run this underwater?
Yeah, we wouldn't like to wash it, right?
Yeah, why are you holding it like that?
Because I feel like silicone titties, you f***ing fake ass titties.
Put it under there, right?
Or wash it off.
This is an outfit that's doing it.
I'm there.
It's addition though.
Stop?
Oh, shit.
OK.
No.
No, GG.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
There's one of our mom we do all the time.
Yo, do it at night.
You just gave everything in there, like, contamination.
But yeah, it's fine.
It's cool.
We washed it off though.
That's good.
So this is not on the chicken.
Let me get a nice knife.
That's all I got right there.
No, no, no.
You got those.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what this is got, though.
Oh, do you have a chicken beater?
Whoa!
Holy shit.
Do you have a chicken beater?
Like a...
Wait, I might.
I might.
Hold on.
Wait, I swear I had something like that, you know?
Like a hammer?
Yeah.
I've something to beat the chicken.
You can beat this, son of a bitch.
What is that?
Oh, is it this too?
No, you're talking about as a music.
They want us to beat the meat and I'm not seeing fate.
Where the, there's like a hammer now.
Be sure to check it out.
Yeah, just fixed it I guess.
Oh, what we're doing now?
Is it, what's that?
What's that technique?
What's he doing?
Free nutrients because salamonella paste.
I could sell that in the chat.
Cut that bitch in half so it's like dinner so it's cooking a cook-type shit, you feel
me?
Yeah.
Cookin' a cook-type shit.
I don't have high hopes for this.
One guy, why not?
Coming along nicely.
So you can see the bread knife.
Yeah, what the fuck type of knife is this, is it a bread knife?
Oh shit, it's no two thing my liking the shit is slicing through her brown. What are you talking about?
It's good. It's actually very nice. Oh my god
Okay, so what do we do after we cut the ticket? That's not how you cut everybody
What the fuck was that all right, so
I do want a little more flat some easier
cook okay let me you do this I'm gonna do the eggs I do the eggs in one bowl
yeah the eggs and the breadcrumbs this is yet to dry it then beat it
what are you going to get a blow-dryer blow-dryer with a pick it up bro what pad
dry it yeah you won't pat dry it actually you do that yeah let's go
half you go on the two on the left I got a two on the niggas actually wait you
pat dry the shit the culinary artists are saying that in the chat all right but
go bro yes they say yes yes they say yes there's some boozy shit game why I
was the pet drama chicken for real yeah I was just cooking that bitch that shit's about
bus they're saying you don't need to beat it since you sliced it's thin yeah but
let's go what's the point of beating it what does that do it makes it flatter so
Cooks easier it makes it more wide but flatter. That's the cook. Okay
Right, it's looking pretty dry to me. I'm making a day to make it alive
Okay, I'm now lick your fingers
We didn't cook yet.
All right.
Crackin' black eggs.
Okay, ready?
How many eggs do you think, y'all?
Just two, three.
Anyone that says six or seven, ban them.
I wasn't about to say that.
I wasn't about to say it.
All right, get ready.
Three.
Strike them down.
There they go.
All right, ready?
Three.
Check it out.
You know the best place to crack an egg?
Where?
It's not in the sink.
Class surface.
No, it's just a bowl.
I've been right here.
What?
Class surface is actually the best thing.
Okay, you show me how you crack it out
Okay, what I've never seen anyone do that ever
No shell
Can I see the spoon?
Oh my god.
It's okay.
I see it's not hungry.
Watch out for Jack.
Do you have a dead pupil?
My pants up.
Please.
What the fuck is going on?
I got so well with the Hella-Hands.
How did you got...
How are you okay?
Okay, I'm gonna get this.
Early?
Thank you Colton.
Oh, I love you.
Whoa, what the?
Appreciate that.
Okay.
How bad is it if the shell is in?
Just put your hands in there and take them off.
Look, shit's out of game.
You gotta get surgical.
Yeah, clean hands.
Let's do such a little bit of chicken.
Roll it back.
Get surgical, yeah.
Okay, that's all out, right?
Wipping it. No, there's still more. It's like 30 more. They ain't go boom boom. What the fuck? They said use the shell
It's easier use the shell scoop. Oh, what?
Just get that one and we're good fucking let me redeem myself. We need a third egg or not. Yes, okay
Let me see if I can
And it's
How much is split how much God had it it's like you now how to break up it I can't get it
One more
Lost in the old
It's a little bit of a start-up.
Two of them, it's two.
Got it, got it.
You got some yolk in there though.
Tag in.
Get the...
Don't let go of it!
Good.
Bang.
One more health in the yolk.
We're good. We don't need to be bougie, Brad.
One more shot right there.
It's redemption time. Hold on.
do the table or should I do what I was doing? How do you do it on the rope? How do you do it on the
walkie? You just drop it in the center? But then it's going to spill all over. No trust. Really?
Do a test your strength, do a soft and do a little bit harder, a little bit harder until you feel
that crack. Right. It is still not going to go on the table. Trust me. Okay. It's going to spill on the table.
but you got no you got only one little problem today come on it's on the
table how do you do it you're not good at on the table how the fuck did you do
well get that come on get that come on bro fuck do you think this is the
salmonella chicken farm no no no first of all cook it it kills all the
salmonellas or everybody on the planet would have salmonellas way better
a percentage like an egg to shell in this shit though, no?
Yeah, okay, buddy.
Okay, hold on, wait, that's the shit, wait.
Where'd it go?
Right there.
From some boy?
Okay, focus, focus.
It keeps finessing out.
You see this shit is swimming away.
Dog, look at that, you gotta try this, bros.
GD is not GD, you deserve some,
now after his performance. That's rude. We are only literally on like step three or
four to the level of every game. I'm telling you it's hard. There's feelings on it. I got
it. Why did it? It's like no. The thing to use it, the shell. Okay. Family because it's
like a little track to it. No, but his shell has crumbs in it, gang. Oh, I got a good shell.
There's a good piece of the show.
Look at it right here.
Oh, you got it.
Go at it.
It's attached to a string of nut.
It's a just like a nut.
Up.
It's still attached to a nut.
Get it up.
Yeah.
And then move it.
Take me out.
You're good.
Take me out of your way.
Get ready.
Fuck, you lost.
It's under.
Take me out of your fucking finger, Adap.
You go up, I go down.
Adap.
my contacts take it with your finger right there right there
G2 see you can oh and it's on the corner of the edge if it's a little shit
I got all right that's my bad I'll take that I think that kind of
Okay, now you want me to get the whip in this?
So I'll retake it?
I just think about it every time you make an egg you got that shot in the mouth.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no.
No, bro, when I do it all three of it doesn't look like that.
How much shot put in the bowl? How much shot put in the bowl?
The whole thing?
In the different bowl.
Yeah.
I don't mean eggs with shells in my entire life.
yes motherfucker no bro that was a bad track right there okay whoa what are you
what's up okay you got a this I mean I don't know it doesn't feel like that
we're supposed to dip the chicken and cover the chicken with that that's a
a lot they said yes too much okay maybe put some back in the bowl and then and then
proceed
I'm just going to put it in
you gotta delete some of this shit
right?
the next fucking moment is quicker like you just spin it you ain't really gonna get those
Why are you using a spoon?
You were using a spoon!
I told you to get a fork!
No, it would be better with a fork. You're tripping the fuck out. Let me see this.
I'll make it work, though.
How did you do that?
No, it's fine, bro.
It makes you emotionally light.
Bro, this is actually pissing me off.
I'm actually getting pissed.
I actually didn't do it.
Okay.
Alright, so look.
How much flour?
Um, I don't know.
It's vertical motion.
Okay, wait, wait.
Stop.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Wait, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Enough.
That's enough.
Just wait.
Okay.
I think.
This is good.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
That's perfect, yeah.
So we got the flower, we got the breadcrumbs, and then we fused it.
Once upon a time, it was a very, very stormy night on Isbro,
Mellorow Street, and there was a pawn, a pawn who liked to make eggs.
Eggs so good that he put them up his butt and they came out of his mouth,
and he would take the eggs and harness the energy into powers,
And he was using the eggs as bombs, sun-picks grenades, and killing niggas with booty-hole-infested brown eggs.
They thought the brown was the color of the eggs, but no, it was the do-do from his anal cavity.
On the eggs, he was using to kill people.
The fuck was that about?
Let's get this.
Yeah.
I need to realize you got a similar facial structure to Jason.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't realize until you got that close.
I didn't realize you got that close to the camera.
I was like, damn, that's what Jason looks like.
You don't got those, man.
No, you got a similar facial field.
Okay, what are you doing with the fucking pussy?
You know what? My Asian homie in the main crib?
Yes, I know Jason.
You look like a dickhead.
I don't know.
Please, please.
You gotta figure something out.
I need a string or something.
I don't have a...
Maybe the chain.
The chain.
The chain?
The chain on your neck.
I'm not doing that.
I'm doing the eggs.
No, put it...
The eggs are supposed to be what makes everything a steak.
Okay, are we seasoning this now, Chad?
So, you just salt pepper the top part of it.
Yes, preheat it.
To what degrees?
350. I feel like that's a six-pot. 420.
425?
385 is like the perfect box.
That doesn't be like 425 for chicken.
Chicken. 425.
425?
I'm trying to do that 425 for chicken and stuff like that.
Is it gonna turn on?
Yeah, this is not 425.
No, it's not. See, it's doing it again.
Wait, what?
I told you.
I fucking told you, Greg.
It's because you're not...
Wait, what?
What is happening? Why is it on me?
It's not best though, that's best though.
See the flames not going on anymore, I told you this was happening.
You called me crazy.
I told you this was dead ass happening the other night.
You see there's no blue flame down there, you would see it.
It was flame before though.
Yeah, it's weird.
The one time I spent all night together and I, oh why is it not turning on?
It pretty shows up.
Oh look, you can play it.
Now look.
Anybody got a fix?
I got it. I got it.
How did you do that?
How did you do it? Did you get up here and move this?
Freaking me?
Yeah.
Alright.
How'd you do that?
You're not pushing it right, you're pushing deep enough.
Alright, so I'll get the seasoning.
You want oregano, bang, and then Italian seasoning, bang.
A tap up!
Feel me, and then maybe oregano.
Maybe salt pepper, or a little bit of garlic.
No, no, salt pepper.
I thought I was thinking salt.
Here, I'm having a nasty experience.
I need a couple. I need a couple.
I gotta be in here somewhere.
See, see the flower? Hey, we gotta see the flower!
Right?
Gilly, you're fucking-
I got my tissues.
Yo, Gilly, what the fuck?
The fuck with the- did you just-
Did you just shit yourself? Did you just rip us?
Did you just rip us?
Wait, I have garlic powder now.
They might be in the minute crepe
Do we do we do we do we need too much season I got more garlic powder nice
This is the expire or not
Here read what's in that this week was in this smell that back until we got smells wheat flour
Dextrose
Parmesan cheese readily garlic oregano basil crushed red pepper rosemary sage
Has no salt
All right, this is what we're doing smells it smells flavorful
Yes, not like it's some shit there, okay, but it was a black pepper and shit on
Check do we not see this should it be like a seasoning bowl? That's what this is
I know but no they're see I'm pretty sure I mean we could it's probably the same thing
I'm behind us
Season the flower
Flower first. Yeah, maybe you see something this year right here
He's in the floor all this is going on the chicken doesn't matter what which one you yeah
What's he got nice, so we're adding
Yo, season of flower, fuck, fuck me.
What a black couple, why we got no black couple in this crib?
What's in here?
What?
Wait, this shit looks like exactly what's in here.
What you just added on the top.
Yo, what a black couple.
Right there.
I'm gonna just use some of the time.
See, it tastes better in the flower.
Literally does matter, LOL.
Oh, I guess it does matter.
Okay, wait.
You know what I'm thinking?
What?
I wonder if this...
I
Is this supposed to be replacing this
Chat when I put the season in here do we
All right.
And then we mix it.
Because the flour mixed it.
OK, but we do mix it.
Flour egg panko.
Dang, what the?
OK, so this goes in here.
What the fuck?
What?
What happened?
How old is this shit?
What do you mean?
Go ahead, shut up.
What happened?
Bro, this shit expires in one month.
Dang, how long have you had this?
It's not moving.
That's why I break it up.
bro it's stuck upside down a debt
get ties in
yo i'm just stuck together
i don't have it
it's seasoning they don't go bad
okay wait
it's like we need to cover it and shake it more
I just make this bitch.
Oh, it actually is going in.
Yep.
You got a clean spoon or something?
100%.
Let me get a clean spoon.
Right here.
Where?
Right here?
No, no, here.
Or here.
Wait.
Hit the water.
I already did.
OK.
Now we use that.
And then you put that into this.
What is this right here?
That's pepper.
One in the egg?
No.
That's not a big stuff.
will keep it on deck
and then mix the flat, yeah, let's mix it
and then what?
I mean we're fucking chefs, man.
How do I tell you that?
Oh my god, when does the marner come into play?
At the very end.
No way.
I think you big, you wouldn't know.
One flour, two eggs, oh, I lost a chunk.
All right, now watch that.
Egg, flour, egg, bread. Egg, flour, egg. So we put a little bit of egg in here and then we mix it.
Egg? And then you can support the stick? Boom. Wait, egg again? And then boom?
Yeah, egg, flour, egg, bread. Yeah. Don't forget. Flour into the eggs.
It's like a sticking.
Wait, so flour is here?
pour anything into anything you're putting the chicken into this and then
into this and then back into this and then we need our pan that we're gonna put
everything in there with our thing
this flat ass shit you got no like concave deep yes that's better right here
yeah that's better right oh that should work now check what do we do with this
though like we put the burner we put like the oil the spray I think oil right
yeah that makes sense hold on right here this shit is done five hold on now
Where do we go with this?
We fry it. Wait, I fry what?
All of it. We got to weigh it up. Yeah, we got to weigh it up.
Fry it? No, you should fry it.
That's what I was thinking.
Fry it, right? It's fried.
Yeah, so I don't think you'd put it in the oven.
But on a pan, on a hot pan, right?
Wait, do we fry it, then we put it in the oven, Chef?
I don't know if you put it in the oven at all, but I don't know if that's true at all either.
Fry it in a pan when you're cooking it.
Oh wait, no, yeah, bake it for, wait, yes, you're saying yes to you, I think.
Fry it and then open it.
Okay, so put some oil on here, and when we're cooking it, when we're frying it,
is it already going to have the seasoning on it?
Yes, right?
Yeah, we're frying it with all that bitch on it, and then we...
How would you fry and then bake it?
Yes, I'll get back to you.
And should there be a base on here?
After we fry?
Should there be a base on here to stay here waiting?
I got some oil.
Are we frying the chicken or we baking the chicken?
Why would we do both?
What the fuck is there?
Are there not two separate days?
So which one?
So when does the marinara come into play?
Do we put the marinara on here while it's baking?
How are we supposed to do that?
Do you bake it with the marinara?
You're a fucking hated in the kitchen right now, bro. It's getting stressful
Yes, they're saying both. All right
So the burner do we put it the chicken first the marner over or marner of the chicken on top of it and
Then more marner our marner bottom chicken of marner top cheese
No, no, no, we can't talk to you
We can't we can't we gotta you guys can't just default. Yeah, come on. We gotta have to learn
All right, I think we pull oil we put the chicken put the chicken and then we
Put the burner we put the chicken put more burner then you put the cheese. Okay, fuck it
Oh, yeah, great some cheese through cook
All the great is down
Okay, so should I oil up the pan?
They're saying, no, that's how you do.
Huh?
To which part?
Oh, you fry the chicken and then you bake it with the marinara.
So we have to fry the-
What are you saying?
You fry it, then you put the bread on the bake pan and then you put it in with the marinara.
You fry it for just seasoning, take the chicken off, put it in the marinara, you leave it
on the marinara, and the cheese, then when you fry it on the chicken, then you put it
in the oven.
Okay, so let's put it right here.
They don't fry it on this.
What was that auto lock first?
I don't know. It's got air bubbles.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We need a cheese grater.
So, you want to fry it first?
Yes.
Like how you scramble eggs.
Like, on this shit, we're going to cook it on the stove.
Yes?
Let me show you.
You do what I'll do one.
Yes.
Okay. Go ahead.
Eggs?
Yeah, egg move that smell from me, sir. You are
Flower first right egg flower egg right come yes
Oh wait, they said flower or you did eggs first
You fucking bot knows eggs flower egg
No, egg, flour, egg, flour, breadcrumbs.
No, egg, flour, egg, breadcrumbs.
The egg is adhesive.
Chronologically I don't think it's that.
I think it is.
It's adhesive.
Go ahead.
It's fine.
I'm honest.
You know.
Yeah, you're good.
All right.
I'm putting it back in the egg.
Looks scary.
Yeah.
Don't go back in the egg.
I would not.
I would go to the egg.
I mean, you might as well if you're going to do it all.
right? They say yes. They say yeah. Okay, then I got a call in there artist in here right now, so then
break room. Yeah, and then you fry that. And we fry it. Wait, wait, we have no hot pan. Yo,
can we turn the pan on please? Oh my god. Yeah, turn the stove on please. Put the
Start one. Get some oil. Yeah, put that shit up. Is that this one?
Dang.
One, one. That's this one.
Oh, you're just gonna move it up.
What the fuck is that? Why was I at the bottom of that?
You would have thought, watch that. Now we do.
Is this even clean?
Listen, man, you can see it's fine.
Jesus Christ, man.
We need a deeper pan. We need that one.
For real?
This shit is clean. We clean this.
We're both in the same time as you both.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, we can cook it faster, man.
We do need a deeper pan, okay.
So you do.
I don't know how we can do this.
We can just do one at a time.
That's what we're gonna do.
They don't work.
Hey, should I put oil in here?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oil.
Wait, I put the oil.
Okay.
Okay, so you're gonna do one right here.
This thing, tiny ass pan, little ass pan, big ass, little ass pan.
The rest is disposal.
The set is a petite ass pan.
Yeah.
In the chat.
But how do I hang on a mop?
Not olive oil.
Uh oh.
Hold on.
No, it's gonna work.
But if you have vegetable oil, it'll be better.
You have vegetable oil?
I don't know.
Do I?
Chef?
I don't know.
No.
No, no, no.
This is good.
All of it.
No, look more.
More oil than motor oil.
Lots of oil.
OK, hold on.
Ready, quick.
What do you mean by that?
It's the same shit, man.
You saying none?
that's all
more
that's gotta be good
american game
what means more
this is for this one we're doing like one at a time game
because it's a small ass or two at a time or something
you fry that
what do you think you need more
because you're gonna fry it
it needs to fry in the oil
oh
oh you're right
so we got a little more
that's a lot
party
half of the bottle
wait wait wait
I mean not half
I have extra
olive oil
shall I use that?
no
yeah worship
I want to have this sitting there while you're
I think you should put it on this
I think they should
but we need to clean that
that's what I would say too
I don't know.
It looks cl... Yeah.
You just could rinse it.
Then you just put it right there.
Can we just have it sit in here?
It's illegal.
Vegetable oil. I only have olive oil.
And then extra virgin olive oil.
But this is a global butter for everyday cooking and baking.
I don't think it matters.
They're saying, they're saying like you're boiling it.
You're boiling it.
What?
I am fine with olive oil.
Is that right?
Should we be fine with vegetable oil or not?
It doesn't matter.
Bro, the main house gotta have vegetable oil.
Every house has vegetable oil.
Bro, we're good. It's all the same shit.
It's the only right.
It matters.
It's fine.
This is a learning experience, bro.
Oh.
No, what?
You still can't get all of those, too.
Why?
It has a much lower burning point than vegetable oil.
A lower what?
Burning point.
Hey, do you know how to do those two?
Do those two? Do those two?
Alright, hold on. I'm going to go egg, flour, egg, breadcrumb, like how?
Ready?
And you just want to like soak it like that or not?
Yes.
Oh man.
all of those does burn fast, look at that, this is our arm, this is...
you know, we should be good, right?
I don't know.
what the fuck do you don't know?
did you turn it on?
it's crushed.
hold on.
I'm doing this, I'm looking to see...
I'm gonna, I'm gonna drown this shit in the oil, Dylan.
you know what I mean, it's got a fizzle in your oil.
there's a lot of oil there, something.
I'm liking that.
You like it out?
Chow, you like it out or you want more?
You like it back in the egg, you think?
Yeah.
What?
Make sure the whole thing...
And then...
Really, I think I'm gonna put more.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
More fucking parade.
Okay, that's overly.
It's gotta be enough.
All right, ready?
That's gotta be a mouth game.
I'm putting this shit together the right way or no you think about this like the way you fucking doing it
you see me right now you go and then I'm gonna go to the pan behind me I got me
180 to return and drop it right it's enough come on
No, hey, oh my god, feel me. Yeah, what double it do it again double that move
We going
Just terrifying
Fire on my medium game. Okay, hold on. Hey soak it. I got the method now said open windows
Yeah, right
Yeah, I flower this is sticking all over my hands. No, this happened you two or not. Yeah, I have to wash it off
lower than that
Okay, oil now good game
Then there
That's too late to not use all world then I go into there. I like the perfect amount of eggs. Yep. You just did it
Back to the flower
Oh, yeah, good to do great
Do you have like the air shit like the next oh supposed to be right here, but I don't think it works
So you from the hood now I got your hold on we're gonna turn the hood dance on
Congratulations.
Do you have a...
Tons?
What?
We'll be back in three weeks.
Three weeks forks.
Oh, we got tons!
Yeah, duh.
What?
Get him a fucking rookie?
You're a comp.
Got everything I need.
I'm a comp.
Chet, shall we?
You're a fan?
Wait, it's on.
It's good.
It's all right.
Chet, shall we?
It's not really going.
It's like GG.
On the microwave.
Chet, shall we?
Wait.
Turn it.
Wait, wait, wait, it's not, it's not, oh, why isn't that on?
Testif, we're not a fucking testige!
Who on the fucking top?
You're the fucking golden.
Appreciate it, come on, she must have microwaved and I've seen her live right there.
So, friends, I love you.
Hey, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, testif.
Alright.
Oh my god, that's sizzling.
Is that hot? How do we want it to look?
Uh, like that, like that, certainly.
How do we want it to look?
I don't want it to look.
Now you poop over from there to there,
and then I'll take it from there.
It's in.
All right, number one, you doing my first?
Do I turn it up higher?
Woo!
I oughta put two in at a time.
He's kind of low, yeah, we could probably do two.
Yeah, ooh, that shit is crazy.
Woo!
The time is coming, they go!
They're gonna get me fried in my fuckers!
What the fuck, I'm talking about.
I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna turn that bitch up a little bit.
We had a great ...
Just a little bit.
How, when do we flip it?
I think we just got to get it out.
No, so Chef, should we put cream marinara as a base right here?
So oil, marinara, then we put the chicken, more marinara, then we get the cheese on the top.
If you think about it, you could just put the chicken in there, and then put the chicken in there.
Oh, that's swag.
That's swag. I like that.
Just so that it's not just sitting there.
Yeah.
I like the idea of it just sitting there.
Okay.
we wait on the marinara yeah okay what about this oh I just need some blue
place to come to the side of it hey you flip you flip you gotta do the next
thing okay I look at it's looking brown bro it's like a flip it flip it flip it flip it flip it
yeah yeah yeah that's fine a little bit
There you go, there you go. Hold on.
Woo!
Oh, shit!
I'm talking about...
There's a thing. If we get it to...
We're gonna always flip it back, yeah.
You don't want to see it.
I'm seeing how you do it.
I'm gonna come in after, and I got it from there.
Turn the heat down a little bit.
I'm gonna heat down a little bit.
Should I look for it?
Yeah.
That should look...
That should look good.
Doesn't that look good?
I'm gonna fucking look for it.
They say you need to send it to the player a little bit.
We got a what?
A satellite?
Like, right to the right.
Alright
The chicken raw?
Yeah, it's raw right now
Yeah, it's really raw
But like, if it wasn't raw
It'd become
This was the chicken
but it just wasn't raw
I didn't know that this is how they did it
They're cooking it
and they're double dipping
Don't let the flame touch the oil
I don't know what that even means
Definitely
two thirty year old men by the way
now let's not show you around and let them see you
and we're gonna one more flip after this
we do it again
okay
and I'll get it by preview
this chicken is cooked one and the other one though
no cap
yeah how's that
I might off-center it a little bit
so this one cook a little more
is that tech chat
I think that's tech
they're not getting too early your fuck
they say
Okay, what do they do?
Stop looking, there's good strenght probably, you hear that, listen.
Do you hear the fucking system that's popping on that bitch?
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is fucking tough, man.
Okay, so when do you know what to do?
I don't know, I don't even know what to do.
How do they even know when?
Four minutes a side.
What?
Bump it, look at that shit.
Huh?
Oh my god!
What happened?
What the fuck was that?
Why did it?
What happened?
That fucking popped!
That fucking shot!
That fucking popped!
Now I see.
That popped out of the water!
What was that?
You want me to grab you water?
No, no, no, I'm good, pal.
Why'd that pop?
It's oil, dumbass.
That's what they say.
It's oil.
I just got him dumbass.
What?
Oil, dumbass.
It's oil, dumbass.
It's oil.
oil dumbass
who said that?
no i was reading the chat my day
they called you a dumbass
no no no no
no do not act like that
why is that the one jaggy friend?
wait why?
they saying cool it down or water
that flip?
Let's be calm there
Uh...
Let's wait
Y'all not going to tell me how to make chicken?
There it goes
Y'all not going to tell me how to make my chicken?
BAM
Y'all not going to tell me how to make my chicken?
Stop playing with me!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Stop playing with me boy!
Come on
What the fuck am I?
I'm going to fuck cook!
Fuck you don't wanna!
I'm going to fuck cookin'
No I see it
It's a medium-range thing
Yeah!
I
Would say
Here for 10 15 we can kind of peek at it. What do I wait?
or once I've done we throw those on and every one really clicking around the
teeth or all the time I'll tell you
I don't know, I don't know what you fucking think.
That's the only time now when we get to know them.
Yep, well, we lived at that.
I don't remember where it was.
Eggs. Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll get out of it.
Yeah, okay.
This is a little bit scrunchy.
This is a little bit fucking spectacular.
Whoa, this is hitting my fucking face, man.
Black pepper.
Maybe we stand away from it?
Apparently.
all the shit
god damn you motherfucker
oh my god
get a shot, get a shot
get a shot, protect your eyes
I need it, I need it
alright baby, I'll get it
I'll tell you
What's wrong with coming up?
Hey, did that...
No, wait.
Here.
Get that way.
You'll be ready.
Cheese.
Right now?
Cheese?
Do I leave it here?
Yes, leave it here.
Hold it! The house has no fire extinguisher!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's get away!
Come in for a few minutes!
I need a...
Oh!
God did to me!
I can't see! Oh God!
How did I catch that?
I can't see shit, right?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Okay, okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh my
God.
I'm looking for chief writer, right?
I have a bad hospital save here, good amount of dollars.
Do we need anything else?
No.
Wait, do we?
Oh, do we need vegetable oil?
No.
It's too late.
Let's do it!
Alright, fuck that.
That's a good one.
Appreciate it.
Okay, come on.
That's fucking good.
Is he close to dying?
Is he smoking?
I thought it was my house!
Am I tripping over that slug?
Oh my god, what the fuck's that?
What is in front of the door?
That's gotta be culture, pal.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that could have been so detrimental.
Oh
No, no, I'm good. I try to skip way too many stairs. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay
I got a flip, I got a flip.
Oh, that looks juicy, right?
That looks fucking juicy, man.
Okay, come on, what about you?
I'm gonna watch the stream, man.
Yeah, you gotta watch that stream.
Be careful, though, when you watch it, you know?
Yeah.
That was almost so bad for me.
Imagine I trip the tail in the shit and this thing might need more oil.
Right here?
Right for you?
Yeah.
Uh, you have to like lift them out for you to pour oil in it?
Or yeah, then here's a fork.
And then, uh, nothing.
It's out, yes?
They're saying it would cool it down.
They should just pour it down, like, uh, who's doing it?
Oil?
Of course they're in.
Yeah.
I see, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
What? Like, there's something like that?
Yeah, there's something like that.
Feel me?
This is our home to be being.
This is where there's a big piece.
There's a big piece.
There's a big piece right there.
I'm proud of what we're doing here.
All right.
And we got the cheese there.
Yep, got a cheese there.
Fuck.
You got it up a little bit.
It's fine.
Look, he's a little rich. He's a little rich. No crazy stuff.
How do you live in here?
I've got water, milk, and...
Water what?
Some fireball and some soda that you wanted and ketchup.
What the heck?
I was, uh...
I was gonna say the thing, I tried to get his ass, so...
So, that's it. It's not really big.
That's your kind of ass.
This is ass?
Yeah, look at that.
Have you ever put liquid inside this?
Have you ever mixed liquid cream soda?
No.
But with the sprite. With the sprite.
That's what, uh...
Low key is the best taste ever.
We're not taking away like caffeine.
Check lit?
Yeah.
Why'd you get that?
I don't know.
Ah, careful, man.
Hold on.
Careful, I'm gonna shoot.
Just grab it like a little bit.
You can do it, man.
You can do it.
Ah!
Just fucking shoot, gang.
You have to shoot him.
Just to pull against him, fellas.
What's going to happen?
Stop, stop, stop.
Just to position him at all.
Why?
The chickens are adjacent with the other pieces of chicken that we are talking about.
They are parallel.
They are nice and...
They are looking good, no?
They are adjacent. How do you say adjacent?
That should kind of come, no?
That should look... I would buy them for that.
So how long do I wait?
Two more minutes and then we put it there.
I would like two.
And then we marinate it.
And cheese.
All we have to do is prong the shoes from me.
I was reading Charlie, they said you shave that viscose.
Shave this?
And then we put like a slice of this, like a nice slice of that.
Right, Chad?
There's like four people that said that.
Yes.
OK.
I didn't fuck my freedom, but I'm out like an avert.
Why is that hot?
Oh, that's the ugly thing, dude.
I put it inside the crease right here.
What are you thinking about, dude?
I'd say you look at it just to see
what it looks like on the other side.
But not to make the other side cook.
Are you flipping all the way?
Chat, I think we're good.
I think we'll go over to the chat, flip this on to him.
Then it's like five seconds and we're good.
Oh yeah, we're going good.
We're going good.
Right, right?
We're great.
Played up, played up.
Yeah
Dry what?
No
load not off not off wait wait why wait why oh you didn't you uh put the load
now that's my answer you sure that's all but I'm loaded oh my car y'all I'm
lagging everybody
Chabbit.
I like both look the same. This is the dap, this is mine.
I think like a semi-alcooks, you know.
This shit is lookin' fun.
It's lookin' tasty, you know.
Okay, so now we cook this.
Now we gotta put marmalade.
Marmalade?
Let's save the cheese, man.
So you want to save this one, right?
I'm gonna throw down that brown stuff.
You did it, Paul.
You want to save this one, right?
The big side or the small side?
Yes.
Why is the Brella covering the marinara?
I think Brella is not a problem.
I think that the, um, the levels that you do cheese marinara,
it's like, no, no, no, definitely not that.
Fuck, I thought I was on the front.
It's like, you know?
Wait, this is raw.
Up to you.
That was raw meat on here.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely don't put it on there.
Use the small side.
Yeah
That's a cheap one right there, chef.
That's a cheap fucking player.
Are we looking for a chicken or are we looking for a golden?
That's looking pretty fucking good, guys.
That's a fucking stick-tastic.
Put it on the plate.
Oh, hey, you could just put the grater on the...
like... like that.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
And it just got weight.
But now I feel like it's going everywhere.
I
Don't know going on this yeah, I see it. Yeah
So just don't say you're going up. Huh, okay, do this. No, it's funny that you're using like the flat watch out
I'll just do this. I don't know that's what they know way well more like I would go more
Oh, because that
Because I watch out for your hand. I'm not working on your you won't cut your hand. I hate my pick my hands
They get cut. They don't get cut.
What?
Yeah.
Right at station?
Yes, they said yes. Sideway is nifty.
I think they have enough to eat.
Oh my god!
That was building up there now.
Yo, chat!
That shit is looking pretty fine.
They want you to do this.
I think you lay that...
It's like cut a slice off, right?
They just lay it on top of it?
I assume so, yeah.
Just one piece per chicken?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is what I'm in charge of what what what what what layering system do you think we should do
Think cheese man cheese
Cheese or a man air cheese cheese man air cheese cheese
Man air makes us put them both up in there
The cheese cheese cheese. Yeah, okay. I get a knife
Yeah
Yeah.
Just leave it here?
OK.
I'll take it from here.
I'll hang you through the knife on the southern aisle.
What?
Yeah.
That's another conflict.
Well, do I got a backup?
We got another one.
All right.
How's it going?
Lower?
Here.
OK.
Wait, hold this for one more second.
This guy's supposed to walk out of a scissors school.
Nope.
What, like this?
No, you hold the blade.
You hold the blade, yeah.
It's school with scissors?
Yes.
I mean, a knife, a knife, you hold it like this, right?
No, if you fall you're gonna it's gonna like
People are really dumb people are really dumb
No, you hold the book you hold this
Stabbing myself gang. Yeah, you know what will it towards?
Why not a different man they work in the chief trader and might be fucking oh, yeah, why not just hold it like this?
I'm kind of fucking nervous.
I don't know why we're doing it.
I own that same plane.
Yeah, let me get another plane.
Let me get another plane service.
Okay, yes.
Okay.
Keep pointing right now.
Got the pressure.
Hold on.
Let's just head up a bit over here.
Separate.
Thanks.
Got it.
Dang, dang, dang.
Like that man. Yeah, but I would like I would like it's like the end of a piece of bread
Yeah, but yeah, but that's your dad
How do you know my outfit? Do you want like what happened?
You just sliced it like go down like slight like a
Like use the night the night to start there dad
Dang, it was cold.
It was just a little bit.
It's a bad one.
Cough.
Gentle.
Last one, last one.
Oh, please don't fuck up here.
This ain't the long way, but I don't think it really needs to be.
Holy.
Yeah, shit is dirty.
That's a bit.
Cut it all into the bottom.
If you put more than one on one, it's a little bit easier to start.
Do one more cut, that's some more?
Right down here?
Yep.
Watch your finger.
Ready?
Perfect.
Do one more.
Why don't you just do one more?
And then go down.
Do one more.
Which way?
Am I not starting at the top?
You're like attacking it from all angles at the same time.
Try to go.
Oh, they're saying to cut it thinner.
It's fine, it's fine.
What is up with that, Jay?
What is up with that, and nice.
Okay, so I bend these down.
No, no, no, no.
Right?
No, cut this one.
I'm feeling pretty confident.
Which way should I go?
I'll cut this one.
I
Sad ass lessons, okay, we got that pieces of meat look at this shit. You know what's great
This is really inside of us like between our skin and our muscle
That's fucking weird
No, that's not
Let's get the mirror on
Mirror on go, mirror on three, mirror on three, one two three, mirror on there
Are you just going to pour it or are we going to use a utensil maybe or are we thinking?
Okay, yeah, let's figure out the approach here.
I mean you can pour it probably, it's fine.
I'm just asking.
Okay, pour.
What are you thinking?
We can pour, use a tong to flip, and then pour again.
Yeah.
Right?
Obviously, we might have to pour it twice.
Let's see.
Ready?
Let's pour, let's pour, let's pour.
Go ahead, yeah.
I'll give you a clue, you know what I'm saying?
Whoa!
Huh?
No.
Huh?
No, it's fine.
What happened?
I didn't say to do it, Jesus in the chest.
You just marinated the Mary, Tarnaris, Maranaris, the pan.
You want something to be cleaned, do you feel me?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Now I got this shit right here.
Check it out, ready?
No, no, that shit.
Red.
Black.
Bread the floor
Mine ain't that shit for me, you know?
I'm trying to go all the way
Wait, they're saying don't flip it
Yeah, don't, I don't think we do
I'm not against not flipping
They don't do that in the restaurant
Yeah
Stay with me now
I go lie down at your company
Do you need me?
Ready?
Alright
Do we want to flatten it out, chat?
Or do we want to clump it on the top?
Talk to me, Jack
Yeah
Huh?
Okay, now cheese cheese cheese, which cheese
It's that is called the cheddar one first. I do this that one first, right? Oh, no. Yes. It's mozzarella. That's the last way
Yeah, okay
We put those right
Wait, this is muscle up
This is muscle up. This is not a different type of one. Okay. This is okay. This is different type of muscle up
Try to make it symmetrical
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's this bitch up there. I was being for
Hey more challenge is good
We got another layer more
Yeah, we don't want to eat in this year
Right if that's anybody to talk about
We'll look at them. They'll get up. One more?
This is... I think that...
I mean, we might as well.
Yeah, it's just cheese.
I'm not afraid of cheese.
It's like a sketch.
And then we put this on top.
Yeah, I'm thinking just a nice little clean little...
Right on top.
You stick that earthy ass...
Yeah, I don't think they're supposed to do that.
Go ahead.
No.
Alright.
How to just get the thinnest slices that you can maybe, and see what we can do with the
rest if we need it.
This is the thinnest slice?
That's the butt.
You can eat.
Okay.
Oh fuck.
Let's just grab the first one you can grab.
Yeah, you got to hit the one.
Fuck it.
This one.
Thank you.
The fuck I missed.
There it is.
There it is there there
Fucking go demon I got extra. I got every guy back us hey now set
You think the oven is
That seems 420 degrees to me. That seems it's being ready but it's hot so you
want to use a tool maybe to put it in there or are you tough?
Yeah, thanks. First question, man.
Yeah?
One more time for my phone.
How long do you think it's 10 minutes? 15 minutes?
I'll say we play it by ear or by eye.
But let's have the time.
Yeah, let's say 10 minutes on the clock. Ready?
And we're just looking, we're just keep looking at it.
That.
Pretty burnt, now we're good.
Ready?
Let me know.
Three, two, one, go!
Fuck that shit.
Stop.
I like what you fucking see, okay.
Fucking go.
It should be, uh...
Can I put a light on inside there?
I was like, we just let it run.
Should we check it?
Is that the light?
Uh, on my...
I'll be just, though.
It's good.
Last time the microwave saved us.
We could have this the last time.
Should we check it?
No, we can get ahead and try to...
while we're stuck, now I just expect that we can try to do the issue of segment or the middle or the crunch of segment.
That's never been done before.
That is going to put the boys in one zone.
Well, we are a lot, but...
What do you get? We do it.
Alright, there's three whole bowls here.
Spammy, yes, dub you for the coo-
Do we try to do it?
Hand me out.
Is your-
Oh, empty.
Definitely not, no.
Is it clean or dirty?
Clean.
I started it the last time I did it.
Fuck!
Wait, what?
That's bad.
If it was dirty, then we could just load more in there.
Yes, clean as fuck.
Clean.
Well, we can-
We're gonna use those plates.
Unless we just empty out.
Yeah, we can do the whole thing
We can even set the table
You get boozy
I don't know I don't think I do
Oh, we can put poison I mean in the middle
Bust yeah
In the middle of the dinner table, okay?
Okay. All right
So the unload and the reload and the set the table. Yes, you can unload to the table
That's that's the one that I'm lost
Glasses, yes
No brains are either fried or we're either fried
I'm gonna leave three, I'm leaving four.
Colts and, wait, yeah.
I can't give this to four, wait.
I got cards from the card statement.
Why are we on the fucking dinner table, man?
Who left the shit out?
Okay, we're gonna try to see if we can do the dishes
in this set of table all along the Parmesan Steak.
The forks, so this is spoon stack stack?
That's how far that knife is.
Yep, yep, yep.
That one too.
That's what you make of these.
Fortune hit cookies.
Okay.
I'm going to go over here with this.
What's one of the forks?
Which one of those?
Left.
Okay.
Oh shit, ready to go two fake knives.
I got it.
Like that.
Oh shit, they're safety perfect.
Dang! Look at that. We're fucking moving.
We're fucking moving in there.
So you can turn the fan off. That's a good calm shot.
They just do this.
Ok, ok.
Does that stick to the palm?
Yo, chill.
Ok, so, this is how it's acting.
Ok, here we go.
What do you think?
So we just, now we load. We unloaded that shit pretty fucking well.
We're done with record time.
For future references, a deck?
What?
Just throw it out before you put it in there.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that was like disgusting and mad.
And you don't want to do it.
Wait, you feel what I'm saying?
Look on there.
Put it in there.
That's understandable.
You know what I'm saying?
Boom.
I like putting these down.
Because, you know, see me?
Boom.
See me?
Boom.
Like that.
Yeah.
And here?
Lucky you.
fuck that shit right there
yeah yeah, we must...
we must, we must, we must...
that shit
yeah, yeah, yeah
but we were fucking moving it
shut the fuck up all the time
what the fuck are you doing here
hey, what's that all this
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
what do you put your bullets in the bottom or the top?
uhh, what is that about her?
Uh, what is that? My word fit. Fuck it.
Yeah, word fit.
We got this?
Yeah.
Yeah, we don't need that.
Yeah, we wish we don't need that.
Is this your right?
Can we guys throw some of this oil out?
Like the grass texture.
No, no, no, no, the grass. Why did you have to hang it?
I'll take that. Thank you.
How did you know that, or?
I could just still look down the drain and could have about leased it.
No, look.
What the fuck did you do?
I saw someone go like, move because I live in an apartment and they just threw a biscuit
down the fucking drain.
The entire fucking duty.
They're now responding to the sewer, the drainage system.
Yeah.
Because would that, would oil fuck it up?
Yes.
Um, I'm not sure.
Mmm.
What did that necessary, what necessary?
A wheel of fucking, cover some ground, cover a map of nothing.
Hey, is that a freaking ethnic?
It's been a minute and seven seconds. Damn, I need to.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I swear to God, I did not know I was the bro.
Six fifteen, six sixteen, bro. I swear.
Why are you in bed, stop, boy?
I don't know. I've been stuck on that.
I was actually not figured out.
You got the air locked, stop, boy.
I'm gonna change your bed.
I'll take you back.
You see? What the fuck is that?
Oh, my God.
What is that?
Well, I will take you back.
I was trying to beat your old ass man, no how do I change it, I don't know how to change it, it's gonna spin it
Okay it's okay, um this, right, we can go down the line
Oh, so like they were saying that you can use a paper towel to soak it all up
And then throw it in the trash, I don't know how comfy that is, is that a comfy trash?
and like that that she might become one swivel I think we're golden and probably
one more maybe or I think no this might be good right this is it jump a
I don't know.
Let me go ahead.
Let me go ahead and get some weeds out of there.
I see you, bro.
I'm gonna go to the left.
Where you still putting my...
Holy fuck, we're back!
Oh my god, I was stuck like that for like a week or something.
I don't know if whoever just said that.
They could actually change the trajectory of my future.
When you wash your hands or you put it in your dishwasher?
I wash my hands.
I bet.
Okay.
I'm gonna start boxing this thing.
I'll hand you.
Whoa, she's got some...
I mean, you got some holes to put in there.
We're on T-shirts and they fucking...
Titty's covered, but they asked out doing this shit for you, gang.
You two rich...
Nah, we don't live like that, gang.
Are you good?
Uh...
There's not that...
You're not making a shit with that.
Let's just throw that away.
The next one.
Why do you have a big city hold over to the concrete?
The big city house can come over here and clean my name.
Busty lock, clean up, clean up, clean up shit,
will do the big white t-shirt on.
I got it all in the border or not.
It's worth the setup.
I do a lot, bro.
Maybe we zip lock it sheets.
I'm gonna throw it in the fridge.
I like that.
This is indifferently.
Try to get this fridge stocked so like one day we're just gonna open it up and it cook something
It actually is getting I'm telling you which is the milk remember when it was
Do we have to clean the dishes that weren't made for this dish
Okay, so good we did our kids what's the timer nine minutes and three seconds, okay?
We got the alliance right here
We need a
Yeah, I think it's lost it off. All right, bye-bye. I
Should just use a paper towel for that. No, do we like what do you do?
Are you clean this every foot while chicken on the chat? Oh
True
I don't need you anymore
Yeah, we definitely watch it but like
Soap.
Okay.
Soap.
I thought water probably, yeah.
Leech.
I don't know about it.
I don't know.
I think we're...
Hey, I just...
This had lots of soap.
It was a deer.
Deer.
This is my flower.
You all know the lie?
A girl?
Maybe it's because we can't put them in.
I mean, we gotta make sure we take...
Look, for the most part, we're about to prove them all wrong.
We're about to prove them all wrong, man.
If some foshet come over, can we get some chicken parm?
We can say we won't do it because we're men.
But we can't.
We know how to if it came down to it.
And there's proof.
You know what I'm saying?
And we got video evidence.
I got four cuisines out.
This is my fourth one.
And I just added to my, uh.
Wait, how long has it been in the oven?
10-30.
10-30?
Yeah, let's check.
All right.
Dang.
Ooh, okay. A little bit longer I think.
Maybe another...
That's it, man. White, bro.
What's that mean?
No, that's a T.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's the mozzarella, I think.
I think?
Chat.
A little bit longer.
I'll say like, three more minutes.
Yeah.
Three?
Two, three, six, seven, two, three.
Four, five? Oh, yeah.
Three, four, five.
Okay. Perfect. And I want you to put it.
It says put it on broil.
What does that do?
It keeps it like
Broil
Broils like means it goes. It's just the top burner
Okay
I got a fucking splurge. I did have a splurge for these seconds before.
What the fuck were you doing the last five minutes?
You got shit right here.
No, I got all the women in the chat.
Man, I know you're a retard and you can get a hell of a lot of those smart things in the chat.
No, we'll hit this other side.
Oh, you're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
That green, we'll hit this other side.
All these things in the chat, appreciate your help today.
All the chain that used the green size.
Yeah, it's a truck, truck, truck.
We're going to take away more meat.
Get all the salmonella off.
Yep, all that shit.
Put on.
Dang.
Dangerous.
She's a weekend.
OK, I can't do what's moving in.
She's on a pandering too.
No, it's not a pandering.
I'm a guy see what's the ratio in the chat right now. Why are these good to say?
Impressive over here the floor chat type what if you're a woman and largely I see
That guy and guy type girl girl, but what if they're lying?
Jack if you're a woman type one look
I'm a girl name was Abby that's gotta be
That checks out. That checks out on the surface, right?
It's time to die, said one.
That, yeah, I see now. I see Dawn, said girl, as well.
Train in. Kalia, you're a good girl.
Slade, I feel like you might be in there.
Alright, okay.
That took your, a male.
I see Miss Mercy's in there, too.
Now, we're gonna, I'll give you, it's pretty even.
I mean it is such a new addition.
Okay.
Are we good now?
This is all good, though.
Yeah, there's not a lot to do.
I think that's something to take out the, hold on.
Yeah, got to get the chest.
Let me get ahead of this one.
Maybe before you tie it up, maybe we get rid of some of these, uh, straight kept tiles.
I'm not sure what.
You got to tell me where about it.
I just want everyone to touch on it.
Anything?
Trash?
Oh, maybe one of these?
Maybe, uh...
Oh
Hey chicken chicken chicken oh
Yeah, oh yeah, I think it's done. Yeah, what you think I'm tripping
14 it's been in there for 14 minutes. No, that was perfect. I can't see gently gently almost
This ain't almost this almost
Two more minutes, I bet.
And he last sent me an edition of Trap Can.
It's on BoroTrap.
That's Scanlan environment.
Oh, I got some straggles over here.
Bottle cap, got it.
Dang.
Oh, what about the cheese over there?
Maybe we do a taste test?
I don't know, raw cheese?
Raw cheese is crazy.
How is that crazy?
Straight mozzarella.
I know you fuck so many bitches, bro.
Was that good?
You fuck that.
We're at a cheese stick. It's the same thing. Yes, I was put them
The chicken is right there
on the chicken you're disgusting I can just in the kitchen if I farted I would
actually claim it like a man just forwarded right one of the oven
Bro, what the fuck was that?
I thought he trashed all of that.
So that's what I was doing, just shit on the chicken.
Why the fuck would you shit on the chicken?
Oh, fuck.
OK, come on, little bro.
It's a season, game.
Ready?
Wait, isn't this how you stepped on the poo?
Wait, I don't remember.
Oh, how are you doing?
Hold on.
Why is that so full?
Yeah, I'm going to need to figure that out.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Fuck.
That trash is a little bit overflowed.
The chicken's here!
Come on, Tad, it's your bubbling at this point, yeah?
No, I'm turning it off.
Excuse me.
I'm turning it off.
The cheese is coming off of the chicken.
I'm turning it off.
Turn that whole off.
It's done.
Pull it out.
So it's time to go.
Whoa!
fucking insane
you don't have like fucking
you don't have fucking awesome
let's turn it off
is it off? no
wait wait wait
ok fuck it
yeah right here right here
just put it on top of the pan and now we just let it
ooh ooh get underneath it
got it got it got it
these sweeps
here it fucking goes
I turn this bitch off
Left, off, on, off.
Bang, bang, look at that shit, it's all.
Get up close, get up close.
Get up close, he comes in front of me, get off.
Yeah!
What the fuck am I talking about?
Take this steam woman off that bitch.
Look at the ceilings.
This woman off that bitch.
Okay, wait. Did we set the table now?
We implement that whole line, right?
Yes, we do. Every plate gets one whole line.
Every plate gets one pop.
Replacing that with something better.
You're already on it.
I turned on the corner and I was about to go grab it.
Yeah
I think after we said it
You guys call me
Yeah
Okay
Why is there a Japanese in the kitchen?
Why are there Japanese in the kitchen?
Banner.
Is there any milk left?
What the fuck? We're not drinking milk and Parmesan cheese.
There might be a little bit left but I can't see.
We're not drinking milk. January 29th.
No fuck.
We can all have our own different stuff.
We all have a choice here.
That's been a class of it.
We can make a bougie.
Yeah, rich and bougie.
I could get the water.
Look at my shit.
I hear it.
Okay, wait, which one?
Do you want ice or not?
No, I do.
I'll beat you and Matt.
Oh, we're getting ready.
We're ready.
What the hell is that?
You guys are crazy.
What the hell is that?
Right here.
Put them hands down.
Oh, I just threw a trash out.
Don't mess with the same one.
No, you can scoop.
Scoop.
You don't need a lot of that.
I'm making fucking rookie mistakes.
I don't know. Oh, it's a fridge being open.
Extra, extra flavor.
That will not be off.
I mean, you can have that.
I don't want that.
No, I'm not getting you right for that.
No.
I'm still excited.
Okay, wait.
Holy fuck.
Ice, ice.
That is not enough.
It's stuck in my hand.
What is the icing? You freeze it.
Okay, wait. Here we go. We need one more cup.
What the fuck, ice?
Wait, what's that noise?
What's that noise?
I think...
I don't know.
Okay, wave up there.
We all...
You want one of these spagos?
I'll do this.
You want one of these spagos?
No, so?
What do you want?
You get it?
I'll take some agua.
Right here?
Still a sparkly one.
You want one of these spagos?
No, so?
I'll take a little sparkly one if you add some.
I don't got that.
What is the beating?
I don't know.
Does anybody have a feigo?
No salt.
Why do you keep repeating that?
It's so feigo.
What is he talking about?
What was that?
Okay.
The kicking?
So we try to
do some preparation on it?
green shit on it or not uh like some bro like like some
stupid little cute yeah like a cat you have any cats oh wait i have uh
layers of it like a rosemary rosemary some herb i'm having uh rosemary no no no
green shit is here yeah you could put the time season
i didn't lose it like a plant good i had a green thing but
not anymore it was a launcher i think yes it was
Glutenberg bro, it's okay. It happens. Okay again next time. Yeah, please
Fuck we gotta make the place
You more dollars you know they don't
Then we need we need forks in that. Oh, we just yeah, this was served
There's good times to serve. Yeah, yeah, that's a raw time. Yeah, we put those in there
Oh, this one.
Ooh.
Bang.
Holy.
Yep.
Mm.
Fucking hell.
Good man.
Put that right there.
Just put them on the table.
Yeah.
Full table.
This is like a 1080 in here.
Okay, hold on.
I need two more.
Two more.
Okay.
Just big ass fork.
The fuck is this big ass fork?
This one's yours.
What's the one you're sitting?
Alright.
And Coltry, if you could bring me the last plate, I'd be very much grateful.
Is everything on?
Off, off, off, off, off.
What?
Everything is on.
Who did that?
Coltry!
I'm just...
Coltry!
There's like eight nines on there dude.
You're not gonna have any...
Where's your forks, though?
What have so many spoons?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Whoa, little bitch-ass knife?
That little baby-ass knife.
Oh, petite-ass knife.
What's that doing there?
You're a mad person, you know.
You might gotta go spoons.
Spoons for the fucking forest?
No.
You gonna wash them forks?
Yes, forks.
Fuck off, man.
I need to wash them forks.
You got four?
Come on, come on, come on.
I need two more.
You got a precious?
I got one, two, I could just get my pocket money.
There was one at first, I'm here more.
I'm not tripping.
I've been here before.
Bang, bang.
Ow!
Oh, Jesus, Lord.
There he goes.
What are you doing?
Maybe a little bit of salt, but then I don't know.
I think we're gonna have to...
...for portions, okay?
Yeah.
Now, I get that...
...that was on here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let's see.
Alright.
No sub-note.
Top?
They meant the vet.
For everything.
The sim looks good.
Look.
See?
Come on.
I think you said...
You said you needed a fork?
Yeah.
Here we fucking go, man.
That was the last time you get an MDMA.
Alright, I agree.
Hold on, we have to call Tunzee.
Yo, remove that fucking dirty soda out the way.
It has to be a cup.
Remove that fucking scoundrel.
Well, someone wants to pour out of one hand.
Please and thank you.
Can I just try?
Yeah, excellent.
Okay.
And...
I
Think maybe you got maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say maybe guys
Hold it up
Here's another tip of the town.
Hey Barnes, laughing.
Huh?
Okay, yep, no, that's a good thumbnail.
There's still something, they'll do something with that.
That's what for sure works with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't see shit now.
That's not flashy.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna call you.
Do we have anything to do with this last second?
Alright, let's do it.
Do you like, shh, you should answer the, oh my god.
Do you have a speaker?
So when you get to the phone, it's just like this, you don't have to say anything, it's just
Yeah, what if I select you?
How do you use that to follow?
Wait, when I go to Flipit, maybe Connor is based on my PC and is playing the sound effect.
Who's Connor?
I'm Trippin, Colin the...
Ah! Ah!
Yeah, Colin is better off on that.
Is it loud? Is it loud?
That's my bad, that's my bad.
You see well, it's a lot of us though. Yeah. No, I could turn it up. Okay. I think I think it would be fun
They keep a phone. Yeah, I the face I'm starts outside knock on the door Colton answers it
No attacks back
I'll answer the door, you'll be behind a deck, and you walk into the podium, you're just going to be climbing.
Trust me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do I do?
I'm holding a phone behind you, and then...
What if she doesn't pick up?
Then it's an L.
So I'm going to call, I made it to you.
Yeah, but we got it.
So send it out.
Yeah, we got it.
Send it out, send it out, send it out.
Everybody get in position.
I hope you got your life in here or not maybe dimmest
please don't like that or not
let's do it
tell me a little bit about your life
we have no like little life to be put on the table right
little what
the little life we do have no
do you have no mind or no
do you have a candle anywhere
I don't think so
cold to my coat cold to my coat
ooh
he's the one
cold to my coat
cold ass food the food's not cold
just came off the stove
Okay, so everybody just relax
This is about this is how I rank up
Maybe you want to fall one behind me
Okay ready
I'm okay. Wait. Where you guys gonna sit you guys thing in these two so I'm gonna come around right here
I guess did we say anything or I don't know okay?
Okay, fuck it, right?
Alright, you ready?
Yeah.
She might be on DVD, but...
Okay, wait.
I'm not supposed to be on it.
I'm gonna wait until it's connecting.
Wait, make sure it's clipped so I can hold it.
Oh, that's right.
Like this, right?
When you close the door, you're gonna knock and I'm gonna answer it, okay?
I said, it's not answering.
I'm just gonna...
Oh, shit.
It's not about...
No, hang up and call back.
Okay.
One more.
It's getting cold.
Did you see the food?
You know what?
If she doesn't answer, we'll make a clip so they can send to her.
We'll do the same thing, just without you being on the phone.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
And we'll send her the clip.
Okay. Yeah, fuck it.
Just got away from her.
Oh!
Fykel!
You let go!
No, please!
Wait, wait, wait!
What happened?
Come on inside!
Okay.
Gonna check it out.
Alright.
Oh!
Okay, okay!
Alright, oh!
Okay, alright, don't worry about it.
I'm just gonna jump off here, okay?
Whaa-howl!
Right?
Okay, those air-o-mate rows there.
But that's okay, what's okay? This is so, so, so...
What?
Wow, all, all Pozani's here?
Oh, Show Pozani!
Wow!
That's good.
Take a seat.
Take a seat, you idiot.
I'm sorry.
Can you wait a minute?
Take a seat, you idiot.
What are you doing?
Oh, oh my God!
Oh my god!
Where did you guys go?
Oh we're going fucking crazy!
That's crazy!
Did I get?
Wait take a bite, you haven't taken a bite.
Oh you can see if I can see or if I can turn the bite on or not.
You have it?
I can see.
Uh maybe we...
Oh yep there we go.
Okay.
Let's try that.
Wait what are you ready to go on a first glance?
Yeah what are you ready?
I'm making up for making.
Look at mine.
Can you use a little bit more water on there?
Well, that's better coloring right there, and it's pretty clean.
All that rolls would have been a good touch.
We'll get there next time.
I'll get the towel.
No, I'll get the towel.
I'll take some of this.
I don't have a store-bought, but that's okay.
And you know what?
I think we're getting to the point where we're going to start adding veggies,
but that's okay.
Let's step out of time.
We're going to get this.
I'm giving it.
I think, I mean, we'll see.
We'll make sure it's clean.
We'll make sure it's moist.
Huh?
What are you doing? Throwing after tea?
Alright, we're going to let you know how to cook.
Okay, see you in a minute.
Okay, let's look a little drunk, unfortunately.
No, it's not.
It's supposed to look that way, yeah.
Okay.
Throwing after tea.
That's edible.
Let's go!
That is pretty good.
Hello, Adam.
I feel like we're looking at a lot of light.
Enough!
Enough, then I can't fucking deal with that.
What the fuck, you're fucking gone!
You fucking go!
I'm gonna kill you!
All right, you know, we're just gonna we're getting bumped down to an eight for that. That's okay. Okay. What was your last kill?
That's not bad. What is it? I'm not mad at that. What's your kill?
You should've killed me.
Yeah, we've been 7.5.
So it's up great. It's up 0.5. It's up great.
It's still up. It's still good. And 8 is good.
Right?
Yeah, it's still good. It's still good.
It's still good? Okay. Wait, you got it. You got it.
You got it too, Gilly.
Yeah, Gilly, you're honest.
Yeah, I would love to.
Gilly, you got it. Let me see.
Okay.
Yeah, I got I have I have well I can't lift because I'm holding rages hand with my armpit
No, are we just throwing it?
Okay, ready and hey
What do you think?
Gilly will be honest for sure
You just cut?
Yes
Mine is pretty
Right here
What do you think Colton?
Good
Not bad not bad
Gilly, Gillard?
Yeah
Gillard?
Hang on!
That's a good one
Hey, that's not shit
Stop it!
Hey, come on that's not shit
Come on man!
That's not shit
Come on Gillard!
Hey, oh Sam what's your problem?
Man, come on Gillard!
So you think there's a rink up or no?
There's a rink up, though for sure.
Whoa.
You did a good job.
It's a little dry.
I'm looking at a brine, actually.
How did you what?
Brine.
So the cool thing about chicken is that you brine it in salt water or pinnacle juice.
What it'll do is it'll seal in all the moisture inside your chicken.
And then it gives you like a daily moist chicken.
Okay.
That's exactly what I was going to ask. I was going to ask, is your weight a blind, like, quickly? Like, like, like, if you have a limited time?
You just, you just do room temperature for, like, 15 minutes and it'll just kick it out just enough that it'll make a difference.
I think that's going to, yeah, okay. So that's what we do next, we blind the chicken.
And homemade rolls, too.
I
Think so I don't have yeah
Like down the middle. Yeah, that is definitely like spicy white
Irish yeah, but last thing's a whole nother
Alexander and Hamilton
I guess so so wait, I'm breaking up though
Okay
Here we go
We're locked in I'm serious about what they lost is break you do you really?
We're working our way your inspirational game. We're talking about you for working our way up there
I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I can talk about you.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I have to get it.
Fuck this up.
Take it off the stairs.
Fuck this.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Not only women need to be in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.
Men can do it too.
Sometimes women take the pressure off women in their job and we can take over sometimes.
You know what I'm saying?
Why are you here?
We're serious.
Well, we're still fucking here.
We're figuring out a way to handle that.
that game. Don't kiss me off. We're trying to get like a string, like a mutual link.
We don't have to pick it up yet, but we don't figure it out.
That's awesome. I'm so proud of you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, QT. We got the privilege.
Highlighting for anybody that can be proud of us or comes for us?
I'm saying QT.
We're going to fucking go.
That's life. Thank you QT.
Thank you again QT. We appreciate your vote.
Okay, thank you. We're working our way up. We're climbing a lot of right now a lot of right
I got this silk am I go yeah, what's all right? What's the gap right is my right? Are we separate? I think the same
I got mad at speed before you guys
No, I was doing you think I wasn't gonna get into that big cinnabon
I made cinemons, I made tacos, still gold, Levek suits.
I don't like that, I'm running.
I like the one with the light on though.
You're good.
It's okay.
It's a locked one, I don't even know.
Are you on it?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
You actually had to put it down.
You were locked in on the light.
I just looked dead at it.
Adapt Silver One Raids tissue setting.
Hey, we got a ready bicycle?
The music's on!
Hey, man.
Something I said thank you, Jeff.
I'm not here to roll.
What are you raiding, buddy?
I'm carried here.
What are you raiding?
I got it.
I know why I got it.
The pizza was better,
It was better, but it was easier to make the pizza.
I don't think the pizza was better than me.
Really? I'm sure that?
I think I would get it.
If I'm critiquing myself, I'll probably get it.
I got an eight, I'll get an eight.
But the presentation is what's scary, you know what I mean?
Pizza was good, I liked it.
You didn't even put it in the chop.
I did, I said something offensive to you, man.
Like, that's so good.
I'm saying like it damn near nine. This is I think with the presentation everything the vibes
with presentation on a nine easily it was just a border they go by a nine yes yeah 990 yes
for the way you think I'd say it in yeah he's a heart he's a heart rate across the border cooking
like I'm in the 2D world. I'm going in the right direction. This is what the fuck I'm
about to do. This is a good great chapter. This is a good part of 9LN. What the hell are
you dipping? Dip in... I don't know what I'm getting at. Shit. They're not in the world
easily. They're not in the world, thank you. I gotta put the bathroom on the hair or what?
and I'll be there
I'll be there
step out
I'll be there
is that these guys
I'll be there
did I come back already? nope
with Ivy as a 10 out of 10
she's gonna have to make sure she's in the shot
She got it. Yeah, what the fuck shit back there?
No girl looks good in the pudding every cost no girl
No, no
There's not a single not a single one. There's not a single female streamer
Now a single chatter Instagram model that looked good in a poison I need
I mean, you know they'll grow on Twitter. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I mean if I see it
Maybe I'll believe it but as a now as a now I need years of living never seen it
Not for you to know
That wasn't going out for teeth man.
Oh my God, that's when they used the fray to go in the teeth.
They used to sit in gas.
Gas.
Oh.
Why are you up here?
How you feeling?
Yeah, does it says machine today and that?
Whatever it is.
I'm feeling sensation.
Not sure it's the same.
I'm not gonna lie.
When I first heard it, I just forget.
Did she get hit?
She's lost.
Damn, everybody cleaned it.
Hold on, let me clean it up.
You all cleaned it, damn.
Cleaned it.
I didn't.
Ugh.
Hurry up, buddy.
Ugh.
I don't want that.
Chat?
Like that?
You missing that time, son?
Me?
Yeah.
What time is it?
11 maybe?
Damn, I'm almost 2am!
Fuck this.
Hold on.
Why is it almost 2am?
I don't fucking know.
I didn't know it was that late.
It really was.
I didn't even kick.
What about me?
I was supposed to end like...
Damn, we missed the hold.
Oh my god, we actually had to...
Oh, you didn't hold.
There's supposed to be like a...
Yeah.
Yeah, fair.
I thought that I had calculated it for this.
It was in like seven minutes, no?
Oh, that first?
Yeah.
I thought that was the original time.
I mean, seven minutes, but no.
Apparently, I can see if I see my father.
Yo, I got a venue for your tour channel.
Two CHRs, some shit.
So many techs in here.
I don't think I have to wait.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
We didn't take care of game.
We got half of it.
Yeah, it's 2 a.m., y'all.
Is it not too early for y'all?
Yeah.
For you, you're on East like me.
I'm good as an East.
You know what, switch your shit over.
I've been going to bed, on East Coast time, I'm going to bed at 7am, 8am.
After your time, we're going to bed at West Coast time.
What time do we go to bed?
Since I've been here, I've been going to bed at 6am, 8am.
When the sun is out?
West Coast time, man. At 6am.
So that means I'm going to bed at 9am East.
If there's no reason my body wakes up at 10am, like 10 30 11am, West Coast, it can't go past that. I don't know why.
I cannot go past like 11 and 10.
Here's the station. That's a good that's it though.
Yeah, I'm missing bro. I'm sorry though.
Well, I mean, can you come back whenever?
Oh, you're not coming back.
I'm here by the time I come back.
I'm not coming back.
Oh, fuck, this is it.
I'm not lying.
I probably won't ever see this house again.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll probably won't ever see this.
By the time I come back to this house, it won't be a thing, you know?
And that's kind of sad.
That is.
you