you
He said it!
Oats, Chinese food.
You soft.
Why they...
What are you talking about?
Who do you think pulling up to the crib today though?
Who do you think pulling up to the crib today?
I
We gonna go to the motherfuckin' Clare check.
When he go to the motherfuckin' Clare, y'all better be plus some fuckin' leg in there, nigga.
Y'all better be in in check.
There's gonna be a dick on me, all of y'all.
You gonna go to the Clare, nigga.
All y'all niggas.
You gonna go to the Clare.
I don't feel like I go to clubs with y'all niggas though.
y'all gonna like. They're gonna drug me and shit. I feel like y'all gonna drug me, bro.
Scary game? Yes. Yes. I don't, I never played a game before. You feel me? We're gonna try
out a new scary game, except because you gotta remember that there's not a lot of three-player
scary games. You feel me? So we gotta tell you what we got. So we might have found a
domino in a rough. Aimee Howell was looking, he found a fucking scary game. So W. Aimee
in the chat. No cat. Seven hour stream. Let me tell you my thought process. I said we
get on discord with Dante and Mario right now. After that, we play the game. After the
game, we hop on some reacts. You feel me? Hold on, it's on fire, bruh. After the reacts,
The new guest pull up.
I ain't gonna lie to you, every guest has a pull up.
Do we try to take it to Wawa, like fuck it?
Do we try to take it to Wawa?
Try not to get kicked out of Wawa, bro?
Dante, not on J. Cole?
Wait, Dante ready to J. Cole right now?
No.
Wait, what was y'all saying yes to?
The I-I thing?
No, the I-I thing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the wah-wah thing, the wah-wah, the wah-wah thing.
Don't know, don't know what's on, don't know what's on.
Might it would be a movie at the crib.
We got a kid in Applejack.
We got to bring her to Broward.
Who's some people we got to bring to Broward?
Who's some people that we got to bring to Florida again?
Faye Bear.
Charlie, Charlie already lives in Florida.
I just already used the Florida.
Ron Jason.
Silky.
Bruce, Adap.
Kai, Zoyle, Max.
Tay Too Smooth.
Maya, Trump, Rukai.
What the fuck with your agent?
I feel that cat sure he live out here.
Boxie Brown that got to be Boxie Brown burner account game.
I so look is Mario and Dante ready to get into discord?
Popo.
I miss Popo.
Well, I spoke about it for a little minute.
Streets been asking for a Eurage extra card stream.
What fucking streaks, gang?
Holy fuck a horror game with Dante and early Sparko.
My god, chill on me.
Go to him about to fucking come like crazy.
Wait, wait, are y'all, are some of y'all, not all of y'all, but because of some of them,
a lot of niggas in here are YG Nostalgia Demons.
Isn't this like the perfect going situation for the YRG sex like for the YRG fucking
die-hards
For the for the rage sexuals. That's what I might say
early boot
Horror game Friday night into reacts like
If you a real rage sexual you busting like you masturbating game
Now you're gonna struggle a shit
And what is the new guest gonna cause a war in the calm? It might be my first family spree
I'm excited. Hello. Yeah, I'm gonna start a war low key, but who gives a fuck. Yo, check
Who gives a fuck my nigga?
If you not one of the niggas actually watch to the streams who can't game who the fuck cares game
Who fucking cares I like that y'all be going crazy. I'll be roasting niggas though
I be seeing y'all roast niggas. I see I see some shit about pretty boy Fredo
Hey, y'all was cooking that nigga in the comments game. Y'all need to be cooking it is
Hey Josh, it's Casey 3000 you shaped that nasty beard and got that sexy goatee and mustache
Come here and model Vibect for me. Dada man
So, before I shaved, I wasn't valid enough to model for VVIP, but now that I've shaved,
I can model for VVIP.
Is it VVIP or VVIP?
Can I've seen Kai say it different?
I've seen the public say it different?
Like the first I, how we pronounce it?
the vet or the vivette or the vivette?
Bro, I've heard guys say,
there's a vivette, and nobody else is saying vivette.
Everybody says vivette.
Guys says vivette.
We gotta say our fucking dolls brand properly nigga.
Fredo still arrived.
though age intended the niggas career back in like 2019 in the only beef he's ever had
I think I think pretty boy found a new art or some shit I see somebody on Twitter
I don't know if niggas is fucking with it but I thought I seen something on Twitter
Hey, I'm gonna make the group chat with Mario and Dante they could join whatever they want chat for
the next 20 minutes you have to hit a blinker checkpoint get lit toss them at each other
While I make this goonsay, it's a blink of chip boy. Get fried.
Go!
Ha ha ha ha!
One, two, three, four!
I can't listen at all, it's in line and I'm drunk like a lion.
No, I'm not a lion.
You can't know my name, that's it.
For real, it like, hey, I don't know.
It's in line and I'm drunk like a lion.
Try not to drop it like a lion.
They try not to be, I can't listen at all.
It's in line and I'm drunk like a lion.
I don't get it, I go with it, that's it.
I don't claim I'm not with the channel.
I made the call.
I'm no longer a baby group chat. We're deafening.
Aqualine? It's a little like the start of a good day.
I don't know.
What's with the chat?
I put you in this room.
They call it 12 pubs.
You, you, what was this? You dropped it?
Yeah.
That quick nigga!
Yeah.
I'm gonna try this one out. Appreciate you man.
What the fuck?
Bro, what's that?
Before I boot it up, I didn't even tell, I was just like...
you
I
Ain't I ain't in no rush though. I want to spend time with my lover. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm gonna lock up
We gotta have more late night talks chat last night was was Bobby gang
Call in a unit nigga, what about me nigga?
I watched you grow up into a pussy who can't play scary games alone anymore
Yo, now let's stare at games alone! Now I gotta be alone! There's only something!
You're just gonna move out, said not bring me. Really bro?
Bro?
You left me here with Gengar.
Well, we gotta find somewhere for you, Geng.
What was look here? Get your head up! I ain't gonna lie!
Are you all that type of niggas to like, let's say you get a gift from someone.
Okay, how do I say this?
Let's say you get a gift from someone, but you don't fuck with that person no more.
Do you get rid of the gift or something like, you feel me?
Because I was looking at it as an item now, I don't look at the person behind it, no low
key.
Russell, hey Russ, you got a good gang on?
Chad, say what's up to my son?
Yo, I miss you gang.
Let's check in since you went back home. This is that finally I'm back home. Fuck flow the game
Haven't heard from you since you went back home, bro
Russell don't fuck with us like that chat bumper to bumper
Russell you don't fuck with us like that I
Missed you too broad been tired, bro. I think there's something in the air Russell everybody been tired, bro
Yeah 2026 I think it's just something in the air might just be something in the air gang
Might you might just gotta let your pussy just air out a little bit. Just let it air out
Just let your pussy air out a little bit. Just a little bit
Move side air sus what the fuck do that even mean?
Oh
Chat y'all see y'all see where y'all this time to
Y'all see what y'all this time to today. It's all floor to zits that I brought home getting me tired. Yo fuck out of her
Chat y'all see what we're gonna sign to today
Adidas no I wish y'all see y'all see where y'all this time to cut
for me hey that's a that's a that's a we brothers now that's the brother now
you for the liquor we got discussed some Dennis nigga we got discussed some
fucking business nigga no cap I thought you said Yana I said Yannis
yeah I said fucking Yana he don't know you game check this is the time game
This is the time bro. You said Yana. I said Yannis
Yanna a baller
Dev sound a lot Yanna
Well, I'm talking about you. Yeah, I got too much dick. Yeah, I was getting your ears game too much dick
Can we play the game now or what don't say I've been sitting here waiting for y'all to get in the fucking group chat
You're not even in the fucking call with me and Mario knit with
Me and Marty been in a fucking call
Fucking knit wit yo check. I didn't fucking knit wit fucking knit wit fuck and clog your mouth
All right, she niggas in here
Yeah, he's a fucking moron, bro, he's a fucking nitwit.
Oh, yeah, Dante!
Hello, can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you, Dante.
Yes?
Call Will Point.
Why am I getting those speakers?
Yeah.
All right, bro, you hear that?
Yes, I fucking heard it.
Retake it.
Dante, hold up, you bro.
Let's act your age, gang.
What are we doing?
Why are you throwing fake pots on the fucking stairs, gang?
Don't say hold up, you bruh.
It's actor rage game.
What are we doing?
Why are you throwing fake pots on the fucking stairs, game?
Huh?
Yeah.
That is what we're doing.
Alright.
It's your rage gaming.
In 2026!
You're gay gaming, am I right?
At what?
You got to do that.
I just want to do it!
You're fucking careful, son.
Oh, I don't like when I turn my camera on because it flips my camera and I look lopsided.
Oh my god.
You look lopsided regardless, gang.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Why did you just say that?
I'm dead little lopsided now.
Oh my god, I look lopsided.
Do you look at yourself and you're inverted and then you just like your face is droopy?
I'm dead, lopsided the whole shit.
How do you flip it?
growing up.
How do you re flip it?
Yeah, just got to be able to flip it.
Are you gonna flip your camera?
I don't take selfies with the camera.
What?
Real thing, real thing?
I don't.
There's no way to, there's no way.
I like the way the forearm actually does it.
There's no point to flip it when I flip it.
Is my sign correct?
Yeah, your sign says Mario.
Yo.
Don't I look like,
RRRR.
Don't I look like that?
So I don't want to rush anybody here because I'm down to fucking play. Trust me. I'm down to play
But Jake hold dropped and I haven't listened to it yet
J. Cole drop last night and you I'm gonna take this call. We'll pull or lick to the party issue was amazing
I shed it a drop this morning and talk to the last night
Last night here West Coast it was last night. You're
Well, I just got off a flight last night.
I just got off a flight last night.
So I'm not gonna react that night.
You should have went live earlier if I could have reacted now.
If I just got off a flight, why would I go live early?
I'm here to excuse it.
Yo, Dante, it was so good.
It sucks that you haven't heard it yet.
It was so funny.
Wait, this is what I had to do was crying.
And I tried so hard not to, because I knew they were
going to say a performative.
Somebody's gonna like say largest okay. I get it wasn't like it wasn't like a bit with the tear thing
I swore on my life, and I hate when I actually tear up. So I have to move out the camera game
Hey, that shit cuz what I really tears like it's not just like tears like a fucking
Yeah
What that shit is hard like like like bro that this to like some real shit
What do you mean, what do you mean you said this to the dick the dick to the dick to it's
a wait what my dick isn't it but my dick to surreal shit like my dick to my dick to my
dick my dick to there's two okay yeah let's talk about something else
Hey, you're gonna be funny! You think you're gonna be funny?
You know how many times I've gotten this shit, I'm like, yo,
Darcy's gonna bust a fuckin' nut.
I've been waiting, bro, like, ever since he dropped that fuckin' single,
I was like, oh yeah, I need this. I need this shit.
Oh, I forgot Marry's here. Yo, Marry, what's good?
You forgot that I was here.
How you doing? Yo, Marry, first of all, Queen,
I seem to be going crazy. I like the collab, I like the RRLs,
the shit you doing, don't feel like this is a lot of handy screams.
Facts. Facts.
I'm proud of you, gay. Stop it.
I'm proud of you. It's not making that face.
It's high here what temperature is it real ass water is cold for no fucking reason
67 degrees
Yeah, it's actually kind of warm over here angle. I want
Yeah, Mario are we still doing six seven jokes game?
I will be talking about going you got a set back
You got a set of presidency
You know the last stream know the fuck I did it
Yes, you did fucking George. You're wearing the nasty out of George. I don't know
First of all, what you worried a stand up?
Swag I was outside. I can't miss out a fucking show. I was gonna fucking change nigga got the same fuck
I'm good
Much I'm gonna fucking stand up nigga. You fucking much
Fuck
Mike you too
I learned that for you on a song. Hey, bro. I hate I go live girl lingo girl manners are so wack bro
Like girl changes so ass like what is this shit? I think it's shit on on real ones or a tit-tie like
What is that that?
I don't know brother. They be doing something they mouth like he's that
What is that what I haven't seen that that's like a isn't that like a shock thing like
And I swear on my life, I got shocked excitement.
I swear on my life, a girl did that in real life game.
I swung everything I love and I got to eat it.
What girl?
It's getting cringe.
It's getting cringe, man.
It could have been.
First of all, when I say girl, why do you automatically assume it was just like, I was just a random
girl in a group setting?
Could have been.
It was Senna, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was just a Senna-ish.
Senna Lema.
I'm gonna lay my right top.
Yo, hold on, hold on, don't take this,
call the little poll.
I don't like how you cook, what is that?
Is that lip balm?
Yes, my tone lip balm.
Be that coming soon.
Well, I love that one, wait, is that the mint one?
Is that the mint one?
Original.
Oh.
Hold on, don't take this, call the little poll.
I gotta have a dialogue discussion with your game.
What's up?
I seen a clip, you did Suki kinda like crazy,
cause like, I would've even had no one to say to that
I was there and they like like what which one the age one
Bro like you of all people know niggas behind your ass cuz you like you like 40 shit and you tell Suki yo
What are you gonna do brick at 35 years old? Hey mom? Here's my girlfriend at 30 for like come on
But bro like um well with us you supposed to be fighting with us, but against the
Mary during you two or not. Yes, okay?
Okay, everybody's where Dante is at.
Dante is the golden light and all this.
Well, first of all, it was a joke.
First of all, it was a joke.
I was literally being sarcastic and I was playing the role of a fucking dumb ass chatter.
But I don't be saying I'm just joking, so I just kind of let it go.
So I forgot that time to say I'm just joking.
I've been telling myself, yo, say you're just joking.
Say you're just joking.
But niggas legitimately got mad.
They was like, what?
No, they was they was mad
That's why that's why I was like I told myself like I'm never gonna like make sure to try my hardest to make sure people know
I'm joking because it don't
Yeah, you know, I like all I do is satire and sarcasm sarcasm and shit, but you know, I don't give a fuck. It's fucking tick tock
It's fucking tick tock. Oh, no gay mad. I don't give a fuck. Oh my god. Yo, Silky is coolest fuck by the way
Yes, look, he's he's he's cool. He's cool. Yeah
Yeah, I think you're kind of cooler than Josh lookie. What else I saw you say I saw you
I just saw that why would you say why you saying yeah?
No, I was joking. I was joking. That's one thing I can't joke about now
I love so he give me that Christmas gift to I just came back from LA and he talked about it. He talked about it
Yeah, he showed me the bag. Yeah, we saw the bag the Mon Cleesey. No, no, no, no the VL
The VL
We we gifted like single like I gotta listen to all that like the bot
Sorry.
Nah, the motion is crazy.
She gets so many alert chats.
She's the alertest.
She gets bad vibes.
The motion is mad crazy.
Yo, yo, yo, chat.
Thank you for the 10 chats.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate the 10 chats.
Y'all going crazy.
The 10 chats?
No, I'm not going to lie.
Your chat be flying.
No, y'all going crazy.
Appreciate the 15 on screens.
Appreciate that.
So look, we're going to get on the game today.
All right, let's get a gap.
Don't ask me what game.
I know a game.
Sleepy doesn't how old are you gay?
No, you should be sleeping for the cool J. Cole album. I can't lie. That's what you should be saying for
Yo, wait, what? That's just two hours. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Good. We're great. I have a green screen. Oh
Okay, but I
Okay, it's right. It's right there
Yeah
Fucking rug bro. No, I didn't why would I fucking lie about where are you at by the way?
What room are you at? You stole the random fucking bathroom in your room?
It's the same room. Just twisted game. That's not the same room
Why do you switch why do you change it up cuz we're gonna change them shit around here
Oh, sorry. Yeah, use the mute button. Hold on. Hold on. We need some shit. We got teach teeth marks on shumer etiquette game
It is my son
And how to fucking talk?
What do you mean how to talk in public as you just be yelling shit when you don't need to be yellow shit?
What she like that? What she like that in the IRL streams is this past? Yeah?
Yes
What yelling to
No, the same thing I yell when I yell when the system isn't calling for it. You just be yelling just to yell
I
I think she gets it to be quite frank
I think she gets it from you if she got it for you she gets it from any of us any of them
Oh, she gets it from you Dante. No yelling. Yeah
Yeah, I
Actually your rage is telling me that she's getting yelling from me. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's go ahead
This is a fucking scary game though, gang
I'm not trying to play scary. Are you fucking?
Yo, don't they you're like 28. Yo scary don't equal fuck bro. Fuck scary games, bro
This is fucking exactly does not equal fun. Yo, yo, yo, Marty. What the fuck does that even mean though gang?
Low-key. No, I'm really thinking about Dante. I feel like so he's funnier than Josh. It's a little bit
What that whole stream was you just what are you doing Josh the whole time? What the fuck was that?
I
Have a lot I go live last time I seen you glazed a nigga like that. It was fucking dude
Did it? Oh my god. Oh my god. He did it. You feel it different today. Oh, he
Yo, you're sick congratulations
My god, I'm already saying something please
Fuck out there
Don't say you don't me anymore
I am not going to counteract that because I have grown as a person
But yeah, okay, let's get on the game
No, you need to go to Japan to eat a real rice ball. This is so good
Well, I'm not rich like you Joshua. So maybe one day base funded it
Well, can you fund it for me? I'm joking face never funded shit in a life for me gang. Oh my gosh
Aza
What what about
Oh, you're a subordinate now.
We can't hear a tunnel.
Oh no, you're talking to me here, but I know it's playing.
Okay.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phase! Phase, oh, it was a good time.
The time of our life.
Oh, wow.
Things come, things go, but one thing always remains.
The phases of life.
One phase leads to another phase, which then leads to another phase.
But there's always phases, because we go through phases in life.
The young phase, the middle phase, and then the old phase.
I don't I
Okay, let's do it unlocked. Yeah, can we open up the game, please?
But why don't I feel like sometimes you don't know which buttons do which you just click and shit?
Me yes you
Me bro, you are not trying to do why you trying to do them?
Yes, you, what the fuck, yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's one of my favorite memes, bro.
I do this shit in Middle East.
What meme even isn't, isn't that like?
That's the white dude, the white dude, like.
No, it's Drusky.
No, the white dude, the stock image.
They did not just culture appropriate that shit.
I'm talking about.
No, it was before Drusky.
But why did that say?
I know someone knows what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about?
isn't the drusky gift like all though why is it going viral again like it's
going viral again like niggas are doing this me shit but like that's like two
years old no yo why is this shit oh my god I gotta go to the settings on the
TVG no Mari knows ball wait barb I'd be right EDG I know ball chat is money no
ball. Wait, where are you joined?
Kappa Hawks since you're like a free agent now.
Are you going to join Kappa Hawks?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean? Oh, did I just leak something?
Is that what you're acting like that?
Let's be a honey.
But Facebook's the one time because it's a childhood dream
and everything.
I fucked my mother.
You have socks in it.
Oh my God.
Then they fucked you over.
Call me.
I mean, it's nothing like that look look look aren't I just better as a lone wolf
Like think about it think about it
I mean none of y'all needed like phase literally needed y'all none of y'all needed to do that
But they really talked y'all a good talk in your ear and finesse the fuck out of y'all
Can I say things like this
No
It's the past bro. No one cares about this shit. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
Wait, wait, Josh, should I tell you what you know that global emo that you said was shit? It's permanent now on Twitch
They made it permanent. No, I just
It's permanent now
Huh what oh yeah, the drinking one
I think we should start far but you also we get one too because why don't we have one
Uh say like that well she's
You're too black
She's light skin so like it's not that big of a deal. I'm not I'm not not black. Look. I'm really black
She's not she's not a Mexican color
No, I'm not like peach
There go Dante, making it about nice again, you're goddamn right I am.
It'll be crazy, there'll be little moments in time when we say little shit, we mean enough
like they don't even start that deep and then we'll break it down like some serious
like it's the most serious, craziest thing in the world like yo, just fucking live a little
bit.
They don't ever say shit in passage.
I will hard, don't say it.
We have to, I think we just got to come to the understanding it's not going to get any
better just to get worse.
That's that's it's boring to have to fucking
Like I hate the fact that I have to let people know that I'm joking it ruins the whole premise of me saying the stupid shit
I just said
Yeah, I'm playing a joke is just the
People I was back then now chat
Destroys me now game because everything is so oh my god
I see your PR was back in the day. No, no, no, I seen the clips. I seen this shit. Oh
Something happened where I was getting like bought up and to someone's certain someone's community
And I don't even know what the fuck I did, but then I then I seen your shit
I don't even this is should I never seen before
Yes
What were you doing with that hand? I'm like
I was doing this like this
It's close the physical
They paused it you feel me they pause it
No one's feeling that I don't know if that was the club I saw
Yeah, what the music and everything in the background
Oh, yeah, they put music but what you put music
Hey home I saw the dance man you can't lie brother
Why did you turn into a meh-ho and why did you say that and turn into a meh-ho and turn
I don't know if the camera, I mean.
And why is your...
Why's my what?
I'm not talking to you, Joshua.
Nothing is about you.
Talking about the concept.
What was he gonna say?
Why's my what?
Yeah.
No, it's just like you cut the camera
and then you put everything back on.
Like you took everything off and put it back on.
Yeah, I was in character, go black, go back into my...
Like, you don't understand this
because you don't do characters.
You don't do characters, okay?
You're just smart.
Yes I can, yes I can.
Yes I can, I can do a character.
Okay, let me see.
Do a character right now.
My name's Don, I'm Don't take.
I'm for the night.
Oh, go ahead.
Do the Mario impression.
Do the Mario impression because you love doing that.
I'm going to ask you got you to do it.
So your impression of me is from 20 fucking.
Wait.
Wait, Josh, do you know the furry now?
Hold up.
OK.
Yo, Mari sit down. Let's start the game, bro.
Please. I don't want to see you in that goddamn suit, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
That's a real.
But I don't like you not into that shit, bro.
I'll let y'all have your moment.
Dante, I hate like I'm.
I saw it, bro.
I there's so many clips of you like I see you.
Don't you are the type of nigga to go for it.
You can't be mad at the phone for clips of you fall for clips.
The cut is behind that.
I hate furries and I had to do it because I lost it so I had to put just a mask on I was gonna put it on the suit
So I put the mask in the hands on
We were talking about it, but I generally hate people who are real furries, but I'm racist towards that shit, bro
How did you guys feel about that?
Yeah, yeah, let's not make fun of furries. I'm getting banned and I'm going back to kick. Yeah, I'm sorry game
You like it bro. I feel like the bro. They got mental problems, bro
They want to fuck animals and they disguise it with this furry shit the fucking weirdo
You can't convince me otherwise, yeah, like I'm sorry, bro, except for Senna's dad. She cool. He cool. He'll cool furry
He be fucking awesome. Oh
Sorry, he's got my ear pierced bro. I said Senna's dad. He's the only cool furry
Then his dad is a furry. Yep. Yep, and that explains a lot why she is she's she's she's a product of like a furry
breeding and that's why I sent her the way she is. Okay.
Let's get on the game.
Alright.
Fucking ear.
Ow!
What the fuck is that?
What is this game?
I'm Dante. It's gonna be okay. I'm Dante.
So how does this work is someone just like yo play this game and
Get get find someone to play with you because how you never know what fucking game we playing
that's the fun about
Just life don't take not knowing what's ahead of you not knowing what you can encounter and yeah, you're right
You're going to different phases two phases. There's phases one phase two phase three phase three phase
Many phases doesn't get to the center of a corrupt fucking system a one phase a two phase
What the fuck I was yeah, yeah, why can't we play yet? Yeah?
Yo, I like this my my my shit is a computer like oh my god, what are we doing don't take where do we go?
Where where are we at? How do I find you guys? It's like an old computer set up. Oh, it says fine fine friends
I'm not taking you a few invite me. Yo, is this
But hold on to do this green street would be a movie
Yo, my pretty green screen up
Actually don't that's so much work. I'm great on the corner. I'm not oh my god. This is so crazy. This is cool
I like this
This internet browser shit
No, you can't it doesn't let you do it. Yes, I know about the fault. Yo. Oh my god. Yes
I know about the follow-up. I'm literally gonna react to it. Shut the fuck up
Yeah, yeah, I said I said hard on I just said it I said fuck I said fucking I quit and just had it like are you
Okay, how do we play with each other then?
Cuz it says invite friends and then I click you and then it goes a little I don't know
There's niggas struggling with his shit. Ah, here we go.
What the fuck was that? Yo, chill. Yo, Chad. Should my green screen be up here? Are we waiting? Are we swaggy?
Join your team? Okay, bet. Is it group day like day on say?
What the fuck are you even talking about, Drula? Okay, this is somebody else.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Open up that pussy, baby.
What?
Open up that pussy baby
Make a song that's like good Josh. Yeah, what's your mom private?
Is that because you have one that's like flotation device and that's the only lyric that I know from it
See this I'm never making no troll again gang is why the fuck does Mari know about that?
Every stream you're like one of your my song you play
I'm not doing minecraft. I'd rather kill myself in real life
No, I'm making a party I'm making a part. Oh, how do you make a party? How do you do that? I'm doing right now
Oh
There's a normal and then there's
Let's just there's normal then there's mad
This dude
It's not mad. It says stay away from this one. Yeah
I do the hardest difficulty on every game besides against me. Oh, I mean I did the outlast but I don't count games like this
Fuck that shit, bro. Come on, bro. Look like an outlast. Do mad. You check. Okay. We got to do mad. You know, man
No, I bro, I literally click start session and it's normal
It says invite friends look like a thing for my friend. Wait, what normal for this group
Let's do normal. Let's do normal
For this group. What the fuck does that mean?
I'm everything but normal. Thank you very much. Oh, we know
i'm that bitch i'm that bitch what are you talking about josh i just uh leaked the code can someone join
why why why why why how do i come how do i con
why do i come he's he's he's don't say don't say it like that well but you can
But you can say how do I come?
Yeah.
It's shift time.
And I'm going to put up with you in my pants.
Shift time.
Oh, shift, shift tab.
OK.
You hear me in the game?
I'm eating my discord.
Me too.
Yo.
I, oh my god.
I almost.
Wait, do you hear me?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna call you a slur.
I'm gonna call you a fucking slur.
Oh, well what slur would it be?
Yo, how do I look?
A nice woman.
Ewww, you look just like your character!
There's gotta be a way to talk.
I look like some fun shit.
Where the mirror at?
Ewww, no you don't.
Where the mirror at?
Where the mirror at, young Dutchie?
How do I go back for the game?
I'm not saying I should go back and change my mind, look.
What do I look like my character?
Uh, chat? How do I go back to the game?
Yeah!
You kinda look like Trippy Red.
Yeah, yeah, your personality like Mari that's what this character looks like it would be no cat
Oh, you to fit your key like you can't your fits who you are as a person like your personality
I feel like if you look like something else you would look like this. I feel like this way like your soul is like the inside your body
Yeah, this is definitely this is definitely your soul. This is your soul right now
Right now
No, I'm my soul, bruh.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, my conscience?
Yeah.
That's your conscience.
The voice that talks in your head is this character.
I'm looking at right now.
No cap.
That's it.
OK, OK, got it.
I think this game's going to get mad chaotic, bruh.
I can't wait.
Can't wait.
Oh, there's two balls on here.
Wait, Josh, look, look, look, look, look, come here.
What?
There's two meatballs.
That's us.
Meatball.
Oh, my god, my Niana!
Yeah, there's two meatballs!
It got my nana sauce on it!
Yeah, it got marinara sauce!
Yeah, it got marinara.
Hello?
What you getting, boss? Hello?
Yeah.
You like Alfredo or Marinara sauce? Which one better?
I like Alfredo because it looks like, uh...
I'm outta here.
It looks like a what?
Hey, look.
Hey.
Why does it look crusty like that?
Well, we gotta get in a hole to get ready.
I'm a lot yellow retarded.
Y'all look goofy as fuck.
Hey, don't say that word!
Come on, bro.
We got to go.
We got to.
Let's talk about it.
What is it?
Why are you thinking like that?
Wait.
How you doing that?
I don't know about you, but I'm going to get swiped out.
Wait, wait.
How are you doing that?
Wait, wait.
How, how, how?
How are you doing that?
You know what you look like?
Look at you.
You look like that girl from Sip the Science Kid.
Wait, how?
I don't know how to see myself.
I'm not doing it. I don't even know what this is.
Oh
Oh, it's tea. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Okay, Mario. How do you do that?
Do you copy me?
Yeah, I copy I copy. Hello. Hello. I said you're close. I said you're close. I
Wait here and then I click you put perks. Oh
Oh
Running shoes
Here we go
Politics as an inventory I go I'm a cruise my stamina. You know, I gotta run. Oh
big skin I
Need that I'm gone. I'm done. Could I be crossing over? I'm going. I'm going over. I'm going over. All right. Let's go
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
But I'm gonna I'm gonna come
Yeah
The district for
That I got the dick skin
You got a dick is that for health the disk?
It makes you more durable
I bet what what is happening?
Hey, we're we're waiting for it to load
But I'm gonna be a region drop
What what?
Okay
You look like chubby red bro
Okay, we're stuck in a store wait, how's it my character glasses?
I got stuck in a store first place and go to the bathroom.
You what?
What is our objective?
I don't know what our objective is.
What the fuck?
Laws and customs.
Oh fuck it.
Oh no no no no.
Oh oh oh.
Chill out.
You gotta chill.
Yo you are so fucking ugly.
Oh my god.
I'm kissing you bro.
Y'all fucking kissing on my screen.
I'm kissing each other.
I just realized we did not come
with any like inventory we're not sorry go ahead there what would you would you
like a boost sir bro there was items we could have brought like I saw weapons we
could have brought and we didn't pick them up and the other room what the fuck
up get up here
this is real life I just step on your head I'm leaving you over there good luck
Don't pick it up and then I
Wait, I try to break it it didn't break
Okay, don't even worry about me. I'll be right here. I'll make sure everything is good
That I have to do here
Yo, he said listen to jaco album. You gotta talk in the bike to let go of him
Over here. No, no, no. Go guys guys guys go go go. I'm gonna make sure we're good here
Uh, okay, so we got one two three four five tv. Okay. Yes, thanks. Oh wait, okay
Can we just pick this up?
Dante, you're free!
What happened?
We freed him?
Oh my god!
Thank you, I actually couldn't wait for this.
Yo Dante, did you listen to Jekyll's album?
This shit was good as fuck.
Yeah, no, I haven't heard it yet.
How did you do that?
Yeah, let's see that.
I don't know how to do the little thing, how did you do the thing, Dante?
Yeah, Dante Shutter needs to be raised.
Oh my god, y'all don't know how to boost?
literally wait you can push carts to clear the way what are they talking about
cars probably this card over here that shit oh my god actually
that's how I freed you I wanted to free you that's how I free this way I used
to free you okay okay okay okay so why did we put what happened that was in
the way that's what I want to open that just before it was like right here but
nothing else happened when I push it you know I'm sorry okay maybe then maybe
left side it's a little left side
this one yeah right there right what do I raise it yeah yeah that's definitely it
okay there's a red wire the red wire goes here I know it's that's where you
high that's I'll say why do you know why there's no I should be high bro and
watch only one hiding spot called store bound oh shit this opens I don't know
fucking friend doesn't open the shit though thank you wait oh wait you can
open it like that yeah absolutely she wants to she wants to seem like she's
doing something I understand she just really she's trying
I'm not gonna lie, that's the point I'm doing, it's the dead way it's the dead way.
Talking on the fucking-
They're talking on the main fucking voice chat, you dumbass!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, guys, we gotta lift this, this, this gate needs to be lifted,
and it has something to do with this red wire, apparently, cause why's it go over there?
Wait, hold on, there's gotta be a button.
Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns.
Blue flower, red thorns.
Red thorn? Oh, that's the top door at one point.
No one fucking cares.
Thanks.
There's a red wire-
Oop wrong button. There's a red wire going from one end to-
What if I turn this way?
Wait! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!
Yeah, I know, I was-
I turned it and it opened.
Oh my gosh! We figured it out, Josh!
So comfy. So comfy.
Ooh, okay.
She's a fucking...
...done.
I-
By the way, I found that first and I was gonna do a speech before I fucking did it.
But whatever.
Oh, too fucking bad.
Let's follow the exit signs.
Don't gonna tell me twice.
Not this way!
Loot!
wait what is it not this way but it says loot though oh we can call hey hey donkey come over
here we're gonna be over here looting i think i'm high i think i'm high i think i'm high what what
do you guys step over here see if you experience the same thing something just happened i can
crouch i think i'm high i think i'm high oh my gosh what the heck oh look at i'm not going over
there over I'm not going over there come over here over come over here over I
think you must over you have to see the powerful stuff it says it says let's
follow the exit time so don't step in the nut you will be slowed yeah no not
no not a buddy how buddy how buddy I'm gonna be nosy if you step in city league
You can become nosy.
We might have to hide.
Did it say nosy?
You don't know what you see.
The metal shoulder, shudder.
No hee.
I think it said no.
I think it said noisy.
Momari, why would it say nosy?
It said nosy.
What do you mean use the TV to open the shutter?
You got to punch it?
No, no, no.
Where does it say cut that?
Handbrake.
Cut.
That arrow's pointing at something.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh look, the cloud on the ground!
Yo!
That is tricky as fuck.
That's crazy.
Huh?
Oh shit!
I'm nutted, I'm nutted.
Oh my god!
Wait, Josh, that's what I like to do, perks?
Who the fuck told you about that?
come on you're a floater jit
I think I just kind of want to sit in it
noisy it's just noisy you you fucking pleb
what is that what is that what is that look
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
why are you fucking fruit
where's Dante
it's just eyeballs it's not gonna touch us
where the fuck is Dante
I'm hiding. I'm hiding.
What the fuck, Dungeon?
He does not need a hide!
Jay, Mario. Mario, shoot it!
Mario, you're a freak!
I don't have anything to fucking shoot it with!
Touch it, touch it then, touch it!
Nice and squishy.
Okay, I think we're trapped.
I think we're stuck.
Oh, we didn't go in here. We didn't go in here.
Living room.
Hummos.
What? What? What?
The clouds on the ground.
Dante? Dante? Dante?
Oh, God, what's going on?
What's going on?
Help me. Help me.
What's going on?
Scatter, scatter, scatter.
Come on, we're through. We're through.
Dante, where are you?
Dante, where are you? Where are you?
Dante?
Dante!
I'm hiding. I'm hiding.
Where where where where did you see something did you see anything?
I was just sorry holy shit
On the TV there's a thing that says cut I'm coming out you shit
There's a thing that says cut go to where it says cuts go to where the arrow is pointing look on the TV next to the exit
There's a cut sign and it's there's an arrow pointing at something that you have to go get go to the cut section of the store
I'll be waiting
What?
Good section of the store Josh, where are you?
Yes, okay, if you are at the exit if you're looking at the exit with all the CDs
It's you're gonna turn right and go to the straight
Yeah, so it's like a there's like a toy or something over here Martin
Are you hearing an eerie sound?
No
Are you hearing like a dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun?
Mari? Are you alive?
Yeah, I'm just out of control of the buttons. We have to go all come over here.
You're at the cut place?
The cut place? What cut place? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.
It's a fucking robot, Mari. The fucking man is fine.
There's a robot roaming around right now.
It's a dollar, isn't it?
Duffin, come here. Duffin, come out. I see you, come out.
You don't see me, where you at? Flash or flash what?
Tell me what like channel is on right now, we have to do this. Okay, there's a square earth, looking at orb things.
There's an open hand and there's a urinary, no, fuck, what is that, fuck.
Stomach, the stomach.
Dante, where you at? I see you, Dante.
I'm at the exit. I'm looking at to where we need to go. Okay. Mari's there. Mari's there. So what? Okay, Mari, I'm coming to you
Okay, so there is a robot and it's it's moving
Okay, come over here. You know, I'm coming I'm on the way. I was literally on the way
No, no, this is a bottle
This is a bottle
I'm on the way. I got to assess the situation first.
Bro, this thing is mad for some reason.
It's shooting now. It's shooting.
Okay, we have to match this on the other channels on the TV so I can change it while you guys like make sure it's what it is.
Okay, back. Back.
Okay, back.
Yeah.
Uh, what is- okay.
You know, I'm gonna stay here with you.
Okay.
See that it's a meanie doing TV's!
Why are you fucking scared, little baby?
No, you can do it
Just tell us what to do. I think two heads are better than one in this situation
Yeah, one of the TVs. Okay, so is there a square earth looking for a blue thing on the bottom?
Where the fuck are the TVs?
By the exit Nimway
Okay, I see the TVs over I see the TVs
I see the TV's over. I'm on the way. I'm on the way. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
I see a blue star, a red hand and a heart. Or some lungs.
I see a blue cube at the bottom.
I see a fist, black power on top of the blue clue.
I see two fingers off. I see a whole hand.
I
See back shot
Of course what's happening? Why is the music going like that? Why is the music going like that?
I don't know, it's gotta be bad.
It looks like me.
Use just step on the red.
Cap.
Can I get up here?
No you can't.
You guys are doing great.
What happens when you step on the red?
You die.
I
Watch your mouth. There's the utility box here says to cut it
We need scissors. I have trickle isers
Where's the back shop? Oh
Wait, this is another like little thing. We got to open I think
We need to find scissors so we can cut open the shit
You guys got a roof.
I hear, oh my god, I hear a dog.
What?
I hear a dog.
I hear an animal.
Come here.
Come back.
Where's this?
There it is.
I hear a two.
I don't hear a dog.
Over here.
I can't go back right now.
Push it out of the wall.
Marty, come here.
I'm looting.
What is that?
Do this.
Hey, Josh.
Come here.
Oh, I think it's Creed! It's Creed!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What the fuck is that? Okay, where are you?
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. It knows that. It knows that I'm here.
It's on me, it's on me.
I'm in here, occupy them, occupy them.
You follow me, fuck it!
You gonna take us?
No, it's chasing you right now. He's all red for some reason.
You should help him.
Why is my phone looks like me?
Yeah, and all- like, is your bars neat too?
My bars? No, it's just- it's just my phone.
Look at- look at the bottom, uh, uh, boxes. One, two, three.
Is it neat?
I think he might be dead oh my gosh wait yeah are we able to find him and revive
him I'm gonna go see I think it's our our sanity as well everything's me where's
the bat shots how do we find it okay there's like little spiders surrounding
me and they jump on my face and creep me out.
Everything's me!
Are you okay?
Oh my god.
I think I'm dying.
I think we're all losing our sanity.
Wait, tranquilizers!
Wait, I used my tranquilizers.
If you have tranquilizers, let me use it.
What's- Oh, I hear that tranquilizer.
I do hear that tranquilizer.
I'm gonna save what's happening.
Okay, let's just reach the backshots. Come on.
I found it! I found the backshots! Come to me! Come to me!
Is this the backshot?
Yeah, it looks.
Come! Dante, come here!
Okay, guys, let's exit, I think.
Dante, where are you?
What is this?
Dante!
I'm up there. I'm up there and there's zombies. I'm there's zombies. There's a zombie. There's a crazy zombie up there.
Mario, move! Mario's behind us. Mario's behind us. Go. Mario, go. Mario, go.
Right! Come upstairs! It's regular again!
What is this? I got scissors!
Oh!
How do I drop? How do I drop? How do I drop this?
Pick it up
I'm the escalator find the escalators. It's normal up here
What the fuck is that Mari
Everything okay, oh my god, it sounds bad
are you guys good Marta's gonna die nothing over I'm about to watch Marty die over okay
I'll be upstairs.
What the fuck is that?
I hear creed.
What is that fucking creed?
It's creed creed as a god.
It's a god.
Go check it out. Go check it out.
She's over here! She's over here!
She's over here!
Zombie!
Green!
Why am I here at these?
Why is everything red?
We're in the dark for two months. We have to get out.
You look like a muffin.
I found the backshots.
We've got to find security stuff now.
Alright. I'm going to run behind you. Let's go.
I know what that means.
I have the keys
Find this. Oh my god. What the fuck was that?
Don't do it, Charles.
Get out. Get out, Charles.
What? Get out. Get out.
No, no. I'm scared. I'm scared. You're a trainer. You're a trainer.
You're a 40-year-old.
No! What are you doing like that?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Get out. Get out.
Oh my god. Stop. Stop.
Okay, okay. Stop.
I want to have flesh. I have flesh. Stop.
Are you down the line?
Mori, stop it. Mori has turned. Mori has turned. Mori has turned.
Mori, please stop it.
I'm on my last leg. I'm trying to figure this shit out.
Come out. Come out.
I'm looking.
Why is it red blood?
Mori, how do I use it? How do I use it?
Right click. Right click.
Oh, that's it. That's it.
Okay, we gotta, we gotta find security stuff.
Remember? Remember where he came from? It was some scissors.
Oh my God!
What was that? What is that? What the fuck is that?
Where did we come from? I need to come...
What was that?
I'm Don Kate. Where are you at?
I'm upstairs looking for the security stuff.
Why is I'm Dante offline?
What is that? Who died?
Why is something glistening purple?
Did Dante just die?
Oh my god. I think Dante died. I think Dante died. I think Dante died.
They're still down stairs?
Hello? It's right there.
Why did I hear about the ghost?
Can we find security stuff?
Mari, it's in the entrance. One of them wires that we need to see is the club.
We need help. We find that from the beginning.
Wait, I'm back. Oh shit!
There's a club somewhere to hide straight ahead, okay? I need to go in there.
where are you guys at I'm dead I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die why are
we split up where are you guys help me where are you guys I'm not moving I'm
done I'm done I'm getting out of here I can't it is they left me it's over
where are you guys I'm dying I'm dying I'm gonna die I'm gonna die it's safe
in me this is the end show me the back you show me the backstabs now okay the
Batshoots okay come here. Is it that way? Yes
Bro don't they died again. Yeah, this is a ruler. I got a few resume resume
It's only chasing me
Bro, we have to go to the beginning where those wires were at that's adding in scissors for remember that Marty
Okay, go back. Let's go back to the beginning. Let's go back to the beginning. What was that at? Was it here?
My light was on
Dumb take it
I'm back. Where's the wires? I have the stairs. Yo, we got a five dollars remember. Wait is it right here?
No, no, we saw it. I'm like yo I need scissors remember that shit. Where's that at?
Somewhere in this room
Stop being loud
Okay, isn't the where we got stuck that one time where we saw Creed?
Oh my god, there's something behind Dante stop standing still Dante
Don't you just want to listen to J Cole?
Wait, what happened?
Help me find the breakers that I needed to cut.
Is it in the beginning?
Something like that.
We saw it, like...
Oh my god.
What are we looking for?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Move this, move this.
Where is the security stuff?
Come here.
Wait.
Oh, the fuse!
The fuse goes there!
I got a fuse.
I put a fuse in.
Lights on over here.
I got a fuse, I put a fuse in.
Lights on over here.
There's a boost thing over here.
All right, all right, all right, boost, boost, boost, boost, boost.
It doesn't work, it doesn't work.
What the heck is that, do you see that?
What?
The black figure.
That's where I died.
Do any of you guys have a fuse, any of you?
No, I don't.
Okay, okay, okay. Help me find them breakers that said we needed scissors or some shit.
Please!
Breakers?
Remember? We saw it and it said need like the cut or something like that.
Remember?
What was that?
I knew you'd buy.
Hmm.
Where was that at, chat?
How did we even get here originally? How did we get here?
We had to go over the shower right, right? Is that where you saw it?
Blue.
Oh, no, it was like, where were we at, gang?
Oh, right here, look, cut, right here.
Okay, where I cut at, where I cut.
I cut, I did it, I did it.
Turn off the security, open the back door, yeah.
That might be good now, I'm gonna go check.
Where's the security at?
I'm in nut, I'm in nut, I'm in nut.
we're gonna find it no no i think i got it i got it let's go back to the backshots let's go to the backshots
turn off the security to open them or this there might be one more thing yep one more thing one more
thing yeah we're the security yet i don't know like what are the signs say anything about security
i'm about to look upstairs yeah let's go upstairs let's go upstairs let's go sit together hey consider
stop it up well how you doing my boy
we read that was the key buckets under every where bees so now she's back to
regular
yeah oh I think it's when it's dark is when and when the zombies come out
nothing up here nothing up here fucking dead in bro
Are you stuck in the closet?
Look at this, look at this sign. Nothing about security.
Where the hell is it at then?
Do you think it might be downstairs?
Oh my god.
Uh, kitchen, kitchen.
Shit.
Okay. Nothing here, nothing.
Ew.
What? What was this?
What was this?
I got more tranquilizers.
Comp, comp, comp, comp, comp, comp.
What? Anything and everything.
Plastic a new in creeping roots. Where's creeping roots creeping roots. Yeah, where's the creeping roots section?
Do you also need these floating boxes?
Hey, look look at this note if you don't want it. I dropped it. Look at the blue white shit. That's a note
Oh, there's more wires. We can cut. I'll be getting here. Oh
Oh
Oh my god, what is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
The lights are cutting off again. I got them on. I got them on. Oh, no. Oh, no, they're not on. They're not on. Oh, no, what's this?
The swallowed settled near the hidden restaurant
Hey, look, look, look, supplies. I should join the nation. Look at this, come over here. Follow the blue lights, pink.
Okay, back. Get on these boxes.
Careful careful careful
Wait look at this guy
Who is oh that door won't open right I saw you on the cameras, but
Wait, are you real?
Your actual people wow I
Sorry, I'm a mess. I didn't think anyone was coming. I I don't
guys oh yes so we picked this up this is by the way he's a bear where's the
he's nice we'll find out who the fuck is this guy are you gonna say anything
important oh there's bandages you guys need bandages so wait to get poured here
Okay
Yeah, Ben is right here
Not talking about nothing over here. Yeah, he's the app in
Me balls every verse make me want balls right now. I think that's how do I drop shit look over here?
Oh
This doesn't even make you crave balls. It's not a way to drop shit. No Marie. It doesn't make me look at them
Just saying balls
Do you like me balls? I love me balls
Oh, it can't come up here though, what the fuck is that? Yes, it can't come up here. Oh my god. What the hell is that?
You guys don't have a fucking jersey. Oh my gosh. Why? Hey, yo, wait, he can't come up here. He's cooked
I
Make him go somewhere else. Yeah, I think he sees us. I don't think that matters anymore
I don't think you can come up here though. There's a fucking drooler. I
Just do it and he went up. He's a drool. He went the whole I don't know what the fuck that was
Turn off security or something. Yeah, I think it might be down right
right. Oh, tranquilizers. If you want to eat it,
get some battery. Hey, fuse right here. Put the fuse in here.
Mark, come put the fuse. Where's the who's got it?
Right there. Fuck you, go. I get the tranquilizers.
More lights. Lights, please. Okay, let's go.
It's a reaction.
Wait, wait, let me tell you something.
What?
It's still a zombie.
What's over here?
He's slow.
Doesn't matter.
No, they started running.
Wait, where?
The lock.
Wait, we've still got to turn off the security.
Yo, what is that zombie doing?
He can't walk like you.
No, the fuck you don't, Marty.
I'm working with a job without walk.
I'm with a sub-agile without walk.
Spin round, spin round, what?
There you go.
Let's go.
Fuck his Dante, where's Dante?
Dante, he's coming to eat your butt, gay.
Oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, sir, just took a truck out of me.
I
Let's go through here one time see if there's anything on this side
I don't think there's anything here
Yeah, the back shots are back over here, so yeah, let's go back to the beginning maybe
Maybe.
Don't tell you this?
Where you at?
Where you from?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go here.
Come here.
Maybe the security's here.
Follow the red wire.
Chats in, follow the red wire.
Dang.
Awesome nitwits, bro.
Okay, that led to that.
team I had to live myself set I'll do it every team needs a leader to guide them
I'll do it the other way right yes follow this way it goes down yeah we have to go all the
way back. no way. why can't I just shot there bro? backshot. it still doesn't but we didn't
That's a father security dodging like right here. What's this right here? Oh, that's our
Mari
Mari why is that turn back on my turn it on?
Mari turn it on
I
Mean I mean
What was the solve
look for an exit. Oh, we exited. Alright. What the hell? Oh my gosh. We have all these
letters. Give me the fucking loop. I'm not gonna lie. I think I should just take this.
I can't lie. I gotta leave him like I gotta leave him like 40 minutes. That's fine. Okay.
G bar
Damn I eat the health patch at GG
Yeah, I'm gonna look up here. How do I get batteries for my for my for my shit?
You will you find them on the ground? I picked one up earlier. Fuck
Okay, this one is scary
Is there anything in here? I think we're fine
I
Bring them to you what the fuck
No
Where's the battery?
I want to remember you did this to yourself good luck
It's a cop.
It doesn't help me.
It doesn't help.
It's a cop.
It doesn't help.
It's a me.
It doesn't help.
Oh, it's here.
Yo, Josh is here.
You might want to run.
It's looking for Mari.
Mari, run.
Hello?
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, Mari.
You might want to run.
No, I'm hiding right now.
Are you guys okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
There's a pair of batteries in that room with the camera.
That's why I was trying to stay here before it came.
Okay.
camera that's why we're trying to stay before it came all right the bus is
going let's go let's go come on let's go this is blue this is blue
i don't hear it
oh my god
oh my god run run
I think he's dead, he's dead, how do we get her, how do we get her, I think, okay I'm
Help me!
It hurts!
Help me!
I can't go out there!
If I can't step out, I just start to lose my mind.
Oh my gosh! It's sucking my ass!
It hurts!
He sucked his big finger in my butt!
Help me!
How do I help her?
I see her!
I got a heart attack!
So I'm kind of in a situation where if I leave, um, the robot alerts her, alerts the thing walking around.
So what the fuck do I do?
Get your ass off, get your ass off!
Oh, thank you so much!
Okay, so we got to find the exit we gotta find the exit
I think there's one in the wrong way crazy, bro
Wait, I swung all the way back here. I opened an exit over here
Look for the exit. I opened an exit and I locked the shortcut. Look
watch where
That's how I got here. That's how I got you something
Stop stepping on stuff John. It was this door this door. It opened up to this door
And it presses back in that area. Mario, where are you?
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
So where we go? Where's that exit?
Gotta find it.
There's some grouch.
See?
Anybody find the exit yet?
No, Dachy, come out!
Yeah, Dachy, I'm being puffy.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Oh wait, there you are. Why are you all crouching?
Why are you crossing?
Look, look, look, look.
We need two Fuse to put in the box.
Hey Donkey, behind you. Behind you.
Hello.
Buh-uh-uh, til-till you're right.
Oh my gosh.
No, I don't know what's happening. I have to look for this.
Ah! I'm dead!
I told him to go behind.
I have died, I have died, don't worry about me, I was looking for the thing, that's not
where I thought it was, that's not where I'm going to get in, good luck, oh my god,
Oh my god.
Hurry.
Mario.
Tags? You look how thirsty they are in the tag.
Oh my, like, really, like...
Yo! Yo, baby!
This is crap!
Bags! Hey, that's me!
Open up.
Fuck off.
Let's go.
Find a way up. Come on, Mario.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
why you what it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming she
let it here she let it here okay how do we find
what the fuses a lot of the tp
that shit went to the floor went to the floor oh I don't know right here I
I think everyone's safe in here.
None of you are.
Jesus Christ.
I think that this could also be our safe zone.
Y'all, what the fuck do we do?
Wait, did we ever look up here?
I found it!
What? Where?
Come! Come to where we've come!
Follow my voice!
I'm lost.
I'm lost too, but I'm just gonna run until I see something are you up there?
You're gonna go to the blue room with all the cameras this year go to the blue room
I think we're back around where we just ran turn on go back through the doors
He's waiting for us on the side he's waiting for us on the side
Go down the stairs and then
Uh, make a, uh, right, and then come straight.
Monka us!
I went the wrong way, hold on, something's su-du-du-du-du-du-robots li-
I hear you, dog, they keep going, I heard the robots taking pictures, go to the blue room!
The blue monitors!
Yeah, I'm work- I'm working on it, working-
Daddy can do it like a couple.
Yo, are you here?
We're back!
Oh, keep going! Follow my voice!
I'm here!
Yeah
Hey down the stairs to the right down the stairs where the blue screens down the stairs with the blue screens
Down stairs right here. Oh well. Yeah, I asked that question and you never answered so I would have been found here
Okay, here we go.
Let's go.
Yo, is this dead ass how the malls be looking like
when nobody's in them?
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There's nothing here.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I'm dead, I'm dead.
No, no, no.
No way that can go in here, can it go in here?
No, no way, this gotta look, oh my god.
Hey pussy ass dick, hey fuck you pussy ass dick.
Oh, this is a safe room.
You big, you big fuck.
Fuck you.
Hold on.
Get a bottle and throw it to the rods.
Fuck you.
Ow.
You're pushing me.
Hey.
Hey, you want me to die?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Okay.
Hey.
Don't.
I'm out of here.
I'm out.
I left.
Kill my friends!
He went away.
Look, I pressed him.
I pressed him.
Good presses, Vary.
I pressed it.
Don't say come back.
I can't, I can't.
There's a zombie running and I...
Okay, let's go to the control room.
Yes, come back to us.
Oh fuck.
Okay, wait, I'm coming back.
This is where we unlock the backshots.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I'm serious. I think I'm lost.
Wow, why are you pushing me?
Oh my gosh.
Alright, okay, okay.
Oh, the battery's here.
It's on batteries.
So where we are at was not the exit.
Yeah, that's where we started from.
It's where we started from.
Oh, that's where I was. Come on.
Guys, how do we leave here? What's the control room?
Wait, we gotta go the...
Uh, which one do you think is the control room?
Control room gotta be here.
What's a shape that's...
Big red and pointy, look at it closely and look closely at me.
I feel like I was just in the area where we need to be.
What's a shape that big red and pointy, look at it closely and must be...
Big red and pointy...
Look! Look! Big red and pointy!
Big red and pointy? Is it the arrows?
The arrows?
Oh!
Wait, why does it say I'm wanted? It says I'm wanted!
Dizzy.
Yep.
You were shot like that.
Fucking thug.
What?
Hahahaha!
They got-
Wait, what?
They got-
They was just showing us!
But what's the air we're supposed to mean?
What?
What's this?
Oh no, he's coming.
He's coming.
Hey!
It's there!
We gotta- we gotta shake him.
We gotta shake him back up.
Well, well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, break it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Safe from safe from safe from safe from.
I don't know where that's at.
Safe from safe from safe from.
Come, come, come, come.
So I just ran out of stamina.
It's on me.
You guys are safe.
I'm going to die.
GG.
Goodbye.
Goodbye to cruel world.
Goodbye cruel world.
If only you were kinder.
where y'all at? I'm here okay the control room can't be over there bro we gotta just
keep going I feel like we gotta go where that that that shit is the robot I'll do it then
things in here are you all good yeah where were that robot oh why you
He's over here! He's over here!
No! No!
He's over here!
No! No!
I'm moving. I've completely lost my sanity.
Wait, I see you! I can save you!
Oh, never mind.
Oh, thank god.
Whoa! Yo! Yo!
Stop!
Stay cool!
I'm coming I'm coming the word I got you but
where the fuck is the control room bro I'm getting mad
I'm getting mad bro I'm getting mad bro
Actually, I don't know. To the control room.
Kitchen!
What the fuck is that noise?
Uh, kitchen! Creeping room!
Wait, Creeping room is where the scissors are, but I don't think we need to get any more.
Oh, we don't have any fuses, right?
Wanna hear something humming?
I hear it too.
Oh my god.
Stop stepping into some nut.
Oh, where is the
Is this shit man, oh my god
I'm losing my sanity
What are we gonna go back to that area yeah, I think so too I think so too I think so too
I'm gonna go back to where that robot was like.
Yeah, I think somewhere in the robot's bro, let's go to the robot.
We have to put two fuses in somewhere, we haven't found the fuses.
We have to find the fuses here.
Should I check the control room over there by the backstats?
I'm lost.
I'm lost. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm lost. I'm scared.
I'm gonna die.
We're gonna go in here.
It's here.
We got a road. We got a road. We got a road. We got a road.
We have to go back.
We have to step on these two things.
Where are we gonna find Marley?
Who?
Dad, you didn't even see this.
We gotta find you. We're running for our lives. We're gonna try to find you.
Yeah, yeah, it's here.
Where are you?
Yeah, yeah. Come back downstairs with a robot like triggers when you walk past it.
We'll go back to the backshots. We have to find the backshots. Where are the backshots
at?
It's all over here.
There's like a puzzle down here. We gotta both step on like something.
Okay.
okay oh my god it's opening it somewhere this is where it's supposed to go
oh my god I'm tweaking oh my god
let's make the door leave oh my god look for hints to create the world
yeah I'm lost the fuck up look for oh my god we just completed it somehow some
way since look for hints to create a door the shop will accept I'm coming back to you
Mari because I opened it because I opened it you guys are coming to the back of that
area where the robot sensors you and there's like a step so you are you hear me you come
in the room Mari do you hear me Mari Mari yeah we're in the back in the back out I'm
I'm gonna be able to go for you guys.
Mark, help me, where are you?
I have no, I'm just lost.
I hear you, I hear you.
See, see?
Yo, yo, yo, Don, there was a room right behind the robot,
bro, one all the way back to the robot.
Yeah, working on it, yeah, I know exactly where that is.
You go downstairs, you remember that blue room?
But you go, like, bro, do you remember the room where,
I'm not even in the same place all are so I gotta get there first
Okay
Well, what's in here? I don't know
push the button
Random ass doors
Okay, I'm gonna get in there
Oh
We have to make the door
Yeah, we generally have to make the door
We don't hear here. Yeah, where you at?
We're in the robot room. Yeah, we're in the back of the robot room
That's a we're back. That's a that's a
That's a that's a
You hear us
Yeah, I hear you
Yes, robot. Yes, robot robot back of the robot. Yeah, I think there's something
I mean, I can't even tell what part of the back.
Keep running, we're done today.
Done today.
Right here.
GG.
Close that shit.
Come in here and close that shit, Mari.
I...
Get off of me!
Get off!
It's not time yet!
Oh god, I thought you'd practically closed.
Okay, we gotta make a door right here.
Make a door.
Okay, exit?
That's the door right here!
I did it guys!
They're not gonna like it.
That's- Bo, go back to the door.
This is the door.
They're work-
Boom, buddy.
Okay, what are we doing wrong?
We're gonna go back to the door.
Okay, what are we doing wrong?
Uh
Yeah, this way or against to create a door the shout we gotta I think we have to look for a hint before you even choose gang
So let's read the notes. I don't know this notes here. So let's read the notes. Oh my gosh. This is the place for monsters, Inc
Did you
The answer for the location is in the answers blocks cuts. Yeah
Did any all read the notes on the ground? Yeah, that's what we're doing right now. I think I found one
Metal doors last doors shatter the thought
So it's not blocked or cuts is that what it's saying
What is this try to say don't I think it's the cuts I think it's the cuts. Okay cuts
I
My cuts as an ex on it you saw that shit
They didn't say
My sister's not cooks and not be cooked
Driller and not be cooked so it's not
to be this way or this way chat exit restricted which one would it be it's
probably the creepy shit metal doors not too heavy so it has to be the wooden
doors more like wooden doors okay so it's the it's the metal one it's the
metal door it says metal doors not too heavy it could be this one it could be
this one okay that one oh man okay is there any no for like the
well we saw this a lot
the answer for the location is in the answers
yo drop your pages let me see you
guys no cuts no no because guys like that how how i think i don't know what
happen but I think that the triangle is the right answer because it's on the
fucking screen for some reason what's the fuck but I don't know what else everything
else is yeah yeah whatever you're out wait no that's how I got you already I'm
gonna try to go ahead go I'm gonna try to work on this but why did it do why
didn't put me all the way back there fuck bro all right
We'll have him on a solo mission. Let's get it.
Don't even go.
Don't go for me. Don't go for me.
I'm going for you, friend.
No, no, no, no, no! Mari figured it out!
No, she didn't.
Okay, no, she didn't yet. I'm giving it to you.
Why do I have to be in the perspective of your mouth?
Wait, what did I say? Stop!
There's a triangle reminder. Okay, there's a bolster in your mouth.
Oh, my god.
Help! Get away from me!
Somebody help me!
Mark! Mark! Mark!
Oh...
It's just her.
Oh my gosh.
What is this P.O. on my god?
What do you mean?
Oh, it's in your mouth!
What's in your mouth?
Gang...
You gotta... You gotta...
Then you go higher.
Just a sec, just a sec.
Yeah, it's gotta go up more.
Guys, I gotta leave in a little bit.
Uh oh.
Leave where?
We're about to beat the game.
Okay, yeah, we gotta get these doors open
You doing the same Mario leave run oh my god
What if he's sucking the animation
safe room nice
so you got in safe room
i was about to say you got in safe room but they put me in the middle of the fucking
stay well
is there any bandages in here
there's no bandages bruh
yeah i have two bandages on my body
oh you just went that far away
We got this door shit
I'm not too sure. I guess it's not the glass door. It can't be a little bit. Let's go back. Let's go back. How do you get back?
Problem thing
where all that why sit there off one
hate this thing I actually fucking hate
this thing fucking shit just just just
it's camping me it's camping me gang
oh my like this thing just as soon as
like that nigga is at least six in
when a varsity jacket will live in it's like problem your glory days are over
wait how are you alive
what do you mean how am i alive
oh just sounds like dark
yeah man it came right for me
because like i know that i'm not in bed
coming coming coming coming coming
listen i'll get you over go back to the doors bro how the fuck did we die inside of a room
let's go i don't know how to fucking move it
Let's go back let's go back robot robot right here robots right here
Oh
No one wants that only one shape is important so there's no circle
So it's this location for the answer is in the answers
It's not a circle, it's in the answer.
Glass doors shatter the thought.
So this is the glass one, so no glass.
No wood.
Circle are notorious elders.
It has to be this one.
No one wants that.
This one is 100% right.
This one is right.
We don't got to touch this one.
Okay.
Why do we think it's closed?
I have no idea wait a minute
You see
Not books not cuts. We already got that one
We don't know for sure which one it is
I dollars already read that one
Metal doors not so heavy already read that one
Wouldn't do worse wouldn't like it last doors
or you want that one any notes y'all got drop let me read them I don't got I don't
got any more there's gonna be something there's gonna be like
in the answers
yeah I don't know so this one's right we don't know this one's right why do we
think this one's right I think it might be because we see I see that one outside
a lot but I don't know. Why do you think it's closed? Closed. I don't know because doors
closed like. I'm assuming this is trying to because they said it's not circle. And for
this one is either this this way or this this way. There's two this ways. Do you think it
might be the fuck up on her though.
I don't know.
Answer.
What is this?
What the fuck do you miss?
Did I get it?
Wait, what the fuck?
You got it!
Okay, where did that go?
Where's the door in this way shop?
Where the fuck is it?
God, we're cooked.
Oh, he's here! He's here!
That was adorable!
Oh my god.
Pick up a bottle, pick up a bottle, pick up a bottle, pick up a bottle.
Fuck a bottle, I gotta track.
Come on here. Good luck, Rody.
You're gonna have to test me, man.
What shot is this? Who was that?
What shot is this? What shot is this?
What shot is this?
This way, this way shot, this way shot.
I bet. This way it's up.
How do we get that out?
Yeah right here.
I think we go all the way back over here.
Yo Dante, it's coach bro.
Dante better up.
My phone's dead. Is your phone dead?
Your phone could die?
My phone's dead bro.
Yeah, it has batteries on it.
Where are you at Dante? Come to the shopping mall area.
Wait no, the phone can't die. Let's lie.
the slide Dante come to the shopping shopping mall area okay on the way I'm
there may not be dead
Mario life so Mari has a dead phone she proceeds to roam by herself okay so I
just teleported to me so this is amazing right now chasing me currently
this way shot
I
Really, bro
Marry cannot leave us game. She does have a phone
We all at we all at
Marry's a fucking drool around how she turned her phone off, but I'm in this main shopping mall area
And you got to get here because if we can't hear Marry can't talk we can't communicate with Marry cuz she's ever phone
I don't know why
I
Chat she her stupid ass turned it off bro. She clicked X chat tell Mario click X on her fucking keyboard
Mari were you clicking X on your fucking keyboard?
Yeah
Bro, I fucking hate this shit come to the main part of the shopping mall. We were at before come on
Let's find the this way shopping beat this shit, bro, let's go
Where you got that I'm in the main area where the bathroom was at it all that shit in the middle
Just present present present on it and all that shit present
somehow I made it back to the part where we made the doors so yeah I'm on the
way home
doctor is not real doctor is not real so we're we first started I'm with that
bike is that yes present the present shit down the escalator down the
escalator outside
I did it
I'm waiting for your on your bicycle, so hey somebody hey, it's me. I made it holy shit
We have to get it all by myself
Mario
GG
Yeah, what's happening? She died. Oh my god. Did she die? Mario you where you at?
I'm in the this way shop I'm in the this way shop where is it at it's where we first
unlocked our first door we had to do like the hand in a blue thing and stuff
what the fuck how I was just with you how do you get there how about you come
look for us since you know where the way to get there. Come.
Go to where we first started the first puzzle. Go down the escalators like all the way down the escalators
and go to the main room where Dante had died and staying still. Like the backshot area.
Backshot area.
Uh, Mari, come get us in the main area where the bicycle is at now, outside the backshot
area.
The monsters are over here.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
This is on me, this is on me, this is on me, this is on me, this is on me, this is on me.
All right, Doctor, we got to find out on our own.
Let's go.
I'm dead.
You're dead?
You're dead, okay, let's go riser
Yeah, but now I guess you're gonna have to give me
Oh
Let's go. Let's go
This is on bitch right there
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, my.
Where'd they go? Where's the this way shop?
go go go where's that where's that just out over here over here
not yeah now I'm dead oh my god I gotta go there wait this is the door right
yes wait no it's not no I know the door is
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry
Not fucking watch this save it save it. We'll get more in the stories in that area though guys
Okay, we gotta remember how we got here
We're on the way. We're following you.
Hello. Save me.
Is there another way to get over it?
There is.
Help me.
Oh my god! That was a crazy jump scare!
Help me. Help me.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm dying.
Alright Maura, we're coming.
everybody took up a weapon so we got some of this stuff let's throw it I'm
ready look I'm ready let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go
and watch out for stepping on shit please do not step on anything
this way
oh shit
watch this you just put out oh this is what happens this is what happens this way guys
This way guys this way this way this way come on don't worry about it. Oh my god. Um, I didn't step in it
Did he die
He got in the-
Open it.
Oh, did we beat it?
I think we did it.
Thank god.
Wait, this does not-
No way! There's a second layer!
For next time.
Oh, shit.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh dude.
That is fucking insane.
Terrible customer.
Was that fun guys?
That was fun!
That was fun guys, I had fun together.
Terrible customer.
Wait, how many loyalty points did y'all get?
300.
I got 11.
I got plus 300 too.
Wait, maybe you got 11.
Maybe I read the wrong number.
11 you know I walked up I walked up broken glass 28 times
How about me the team that's gotta be the team because there's no way yo
This has caught and killed five times fell through the sky 13 times. They buy enemies 11 times
But that was fun guys. That was pretty you can't lie. Don't tell you had fun. Not bad. Not bad. Yeah
Yeah, what's going on?
You look like your character, Josh.
No, no, no. You do, Josh.
Yo, that? I'm so glad I picked up that trap.
You're just Mexican color, so like,
that trap is actually really, really,
oh, so, okay, so, next time,
he's just gotta grab one of these, because these should come back
even after you use them.
It's like a starter going in.
You put the trap down and it walks right fucking past it.
Yeah, well, he did it once, and he stepped on it one time.
I don't know what happened that time. He got smarter.
Is this only three player?
Oh
We can we can get a fourth one, but it should be comfy, right?
We'll be more help. Oh, it's episode two. I see okay, but
We gotta run back for episode two in the future. Oh god. We do those one. That's one. This game is good. Oh, this game's way
Where the fuck you gotta go right now? What you about to do?
I don't think about it. I have to go get I have to go get dinner with Maya and some friends
What the fuck?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm making friends. Yo, what is that for my life now?
Mm-hmm
All right, I have fun shit
Well, I appreciate you inviting me. I had a lot of fun
Yeah, fun done there
Yeah, yeah, no, this was uh, this is not if you're gonna. Yeah more fun than you will we're out of that fucking dick
Oh, I'll tell you that much. Oh man
and doubt that
doubt that brother
all right what the
i ain't gonna lie that's good altruism
doubt that
give me the fuck out of her
i got piss chat reaction
what
you're so fat
who the fuck fat nigga
Yo!
Don Tavius called Well Pope.
Did you react to the J-Coal album?
Look what I just did.
I'm about to.
I just said it.
I'm setting up my reaction now.
I put Max as because
the reaction niggas are so annoying.
I'm setting up my reaction now.
I put Max as because
So like the music niggas are so annoying. Wait, hold on.
Huh? That's how long.
Oh, Fortnite.
Let's play. Let's play for the next five hours.
You can react to that one tomorrow.
And then that's not going to happen.
And that would be all my dick if I just did not react to this.
But they they still back because I didn't finish the ASAP Rocky album
because we played the game.
Bro, game. No, game.
Chack, FNG. Dante told me you don't follow ASAP music like that, so you do not care to
finish that and get out with it.
This has been a thing since I haven't been reacting to it. ASAP is mad at you. ASAP fans
hate you. They just keep talking about it. Yo, thank you for the good thing.
You're gonna get a press command thing. You're gonna get a press command thing. You're gonna
get a press command thing. What's your gonna say?
I think he's not worried about that.
You think ASAP Rock is not worried about the Dante reaction?
No, bro
It's like it has Rihanna in it and kids bro. He does not give it down. Oh my gosh
She won at life. He got Rihanna pregnant eight times, bro. I'd do the same shit
Don't be Dante. Okay
Would you do it would you do that you get someone like Rihanna you you constantly just coming here coming back
I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna go
W session, um, I definitely look I not low-key, but I definitely want to run that back cuz I feel like we got to finish that
We carried you today, okay, we carried you we carried you well. I was lost and I didn't know where the fuck
I was going I think we all carried each other we all equally did our part
And you was probably reading chat anyway
No the fuck I wasn't hating ass nigga.
I don't know how you didn't just randomly figure out that fucking door.
Cause actually it wasn't making no sense.
I literally said it by randomly doing it.
I'm not allowed each time motherfucker.
Chatton didn't even know.
Chatton's a fucking brain dead.
The fucking dumb.
I buy that.
Yeah I buy that.
Alright nigga, go do your reaction boy.
Yeah well, what are you gonna do for the next stuff for the rest of the night?
I actually got reactions and then I have a guest coming over.
Who? Who? Who? Who?
I don't know, but I probably gonna get roasted on Twitter again for collab with people, so it's gonna be lit.
Roasted on Twitter for collabing with people.
Yeah.
I don't think I've roasted for.
Ah, so it's a white dude, huh?
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Why do people got a problem with that?
I don't know.
I think I've got with ten black people and then three white people in a row is like, yo, this dick is pauling.
He's losing himself.
He's selling himself.
It's bad. It's bad game.
Alright nigga, go have fun.
Marge get the fuck out of here.
Hi Josh.
Get the fuck out of here, go get rid of me.
Josh, I want you to know you are such a good friend.
And I hope that you are well.
And yeah.
I'm well sometimes, but these YG niggas make it hard.
How?
They bully you for what?
What but I don't know even like these leave me at 1.2, but like they can't
Why would you ask me that no generally cuz you guys everybody yes everybody he asked me to
Enjoy your stream with that white nigga
Chad doesn't know today
You might be one for five game
Say you might be one for five, bro
Oh my god, I'm close over here. Yo chat what if I had closed OBS in the stream just ended type shit and like
This is all like we started stream like what it just been cooked. Would you have been tight?
Okay, I need to go pee I
I generally have to go pee like actually um so while I'm pissing
So while I'm pissing
Just remember
Remember
We are family we're YG
You know that
Mommy ASMR, please bring us
No, it's not going to slip, because I actually have to pee, like.
You feel me?
I want y'all YG to talk amongst each other, look at each other, get to know each other a little better.
I'm going to go piss, and I'll be back.
Check us? No, gang.
I'll be right back, in about 30 seconds.
Ready? Stop!
What the fuck am I screwing up?
What's the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
How did he do that?
Was he in here?
Nicole, come in here, Chad!
Are you all in snitching?
No.
He didn't.
Got a cat.
I checked.
Ooh, this means she got me on a low...
Femme?
Chad, why the shit got me?
I'm feeling
Check Twitter bro chill bro
What do you mean check fucking Twitter game?
All right checking Twitter
Just cuz I leave my setup doesn't mean it's a check Twitter segment every time you bore my ass niggas fucking bots
I check
Let's see what we got going on in Twitter's though.
I want to go, do you have Disneyland?
Italy?
Yeah.
I want to do that.
Can we?
Yeah.
Tata?
Should we go to Disneyland?
I'm waiting.
Let's go to Disneyland.
What else do you want?
It's like a Spanish, a Spanish thing.
We're on a sweepy.
Just taking a nap.
Let's do that.
Wait, so Dizzy land into a nap.
that mean though like what did I look like like she tell my like what do you
mean dizzy day to a nap into a spent like what
let's do that we don't keep my god run back to shopping why make advance
chess and see you what wait nigga wait what wait did you just offer to run back
shut wait wait what did she ever say anything about shopping yo wait wait hold on let me go back
so let's do that we lowkey might gotta run back to soccer
I
Nice you a fucking trick hey
How are you as the nigga off like she didn't even say nothing about shopping nigga look like you want a trick game
Like you want like like she applied no pressure to go shopping
You want to spend bread?
Got a respect this fuck no I don't have respect for that shit nigga
What the fuck we got her on bad. Yo, this
Got to get it this time game look look max
You don't need to do the shopping segment you don't need to do that show
This is where the shots are saying let's see what it says there's a
Look at the first person oh
Look at the chat
Alright so Disneyland, hey yeah, we put some stuff, that should be fun.
Aww she's so funny.
Trick boy back, trick boy back, yo dang.
What'd you say?
We fun though.
What wait what wait no no no
Max.
He's just awful to trick her out.
And her response was, We frang's dough.
Last girl to tell a nigga we frang's dough, I never seen him in the same room together
After that again
Maybe she was wrong though, maybe she was wrong to know like like
She's wrong to know cuz I I never went one-on-one to Disney World with a female friend. You can't me
All right, and if there's somehow evidence of that somehow some way is a ya Photoshop
It's AI Photoshop if there's some help proof somewhere out there and it's Photoshop and it's AI and it's fake
You understand what I'm saying?
Disneyland
At each time I went to Disneyland with you feel me it was you feel me
Plap I can put a wig on
Check com check what for come what the fuck you mean by that game what you mean by that
call and what you mean you can put away like what you implying with those ones with those
ones what you implying check what the fuck is the implying with those ones over there
What max opens up about his addition to us is a session with beautiful woman. I
Realize how bad my oh yeah, I've never seen this shit. He said I see him try to do like
No fat or some shit and he survived like a day or a few hours
I want to go to Disneyland, bro. We're gonna go to Disneyland, bro. I'll take you. I'll take you to Disneyland
I'll take you to Disneyland cool. Don't worry. I'm a very addictive personality. Well, I
I don't shot though. So do y'all think y'all have a digit personalities? I'm glad that he realized that though. He do
Did you have a digit personalities? I
Kind of wish I did it kind of gives me a I don't know like it's kind of I don't know bruh
You do not I feel like people would have did the personalities. It's more than just doing something that you like doing
It's like you can't stop doing it and like when you do stop doing it
You feel weird like you itching or you sweating or your anxious or some shit like that
That's different doing some shit over and over again. So you like doing it's not being addicted to it
It's genuinely it hurts when you stop doing it or some shit or you can't
That's you will we that's not even a joke, okay
But I love that. That's just oh my god
I said we couldn't know
I mean I will I look listen
I
Don't think that count though. I don't think it count when it comes to the woman with it. I don't think that counts
That don't count don't count I don't think it counts with the with the human in the shit with the opposite sex
I don't think that that count
Yes, it does. I don't think that count, bro. It does
But loving bad bitches doesn't count as an addiction, bro. That's some normal shit. Everybody love bad bitches
Everybody love that bitch bro. They got a song and that shit
Lust addiction
You know what I think and this sounds so yo ladies lead ladies lead on ladies lead. This is what my niggas. It's tough on my niggas
Tough on my niggas. Yo ladies cover your ears cover your ears
You know what helps me with like lust gang
Me thinking about how I'm gonna feel after I bust that nut gang and in life you really like to about the oh
That's not worth it, bro. Cuz as soon as you bust that it's like
What the fuck?
Depending on who you fuck with right if I would agree actually like this different, but if you just fucking a fuck gang
That feeling is
Is the worst feeling in the woods like yo
What the and me just thinking about me being in that mood turns me off loud good
This is that don't care. No, you gotta care. That shit is so ice gay
Do girls nut
Yeah, we gotta have sex every YG again, but last time we had sex there with YG my arm ended up in
In a in a in a in a pussy and a fist and some shit on stream and they added on to my legacy. No cap
That happened to us too I
Feel like
It's different though. I feel like it does happen y'all, but it's different. I am telling you as soon as the nut leaves our shit a
Chemical and balance that something happens in our brain and it's just straight and utter regret and discuss like
Yo, I got one more to do, I got work to do, I got this to do, I got to do this, I got
to take back this, I got to do what am I doing, what am I doing, what am I doing, what am I doing.
Crazy.
I love beautiful women, like this is a low key addiction, like if y'all take a look,
I'm gonna scroll, I'm just gonna record, if y'all take a look at my like explorer page,
like I just can't help myself.
Nigga, y'all look too good.
What am I supposed to do?
Chad, what do y'all explore page a little like?
normal I'm pretty sure let me see yeah my shit is some n***a shit my shit is
basketball clothes and workout shit
My shit basketball clothes and workout shit gang
Feel me and some funny shit every now and then but it's all basketball clothes
Or something or like a funny
Focus
And I focus in chat, but you get you get the gist
You had to fucking just do that shit.
Bathroom all special ed memes and boxing.
What's to do?
I can't help myself.
Y'all look too good.
W-Altz.
Dang, you can see my account in the button.
No, no, no, no.
You see my fucking account in the bottom of the screen?
You fucking Nimrod.
Fuck you.
Like, it'd be fucking me up real soon.
So it's like, bro, like, bro, I gotta get out of here.
to get lust out of my system.
I want to change who I am as a person.
I want to get lust out of my system
and I want to be honest.
My face was covered.
I'm not gonna leave you but,
I'm not gonna lie, I was about to light a blunt right now.
I'm like, yo, I was doing some research.
I'll be deep diving research into music stuff.
It really fascinated me and I like learning about it.
Now I'm trying to just consume more, bro.
You are what you eat and I be consuming bullshit.
Twitter, y'all got me fucked up.
One scroll, I'm out here seeing AI cock being slapped on a whole face.
Is that what y'all Twitter algorithm look like?
What's my Twitter algorithm look like?
What the fuck?
I was in the comments, maybe.
First thing I see when I refresh.
And Merule was asked on her thoughts on the...
Okay.
I'm not even gonna read that what the fuck
That's not it
Like just random shit, bro
That's bad consumption now. Look at me. I'm not doing well if I start consuming things that can better my life
Like for example like not on some KC three
Reading books for the time or should shout out my be the soldiers, but
like
Um, like, let me learn about things I'm interested in and feels I'm interested in.
Let me, like, just consume more of that.
Let me throw.
Why have I not watched that and watched a movie on my own or, like, just in general in the
past, like, five years?
I'm not going to lie.
is the definition of tit-top brain though I can't even imagine him like imagine
Maxwell Dent sitting down no talking or talking to me down and and watching a
two-hour two and a half hour movie I really think about that I really think
about Max sitting down and watching a movie game you can't do that shit game
I don't brain fry me and he's honestly always thinking about like working
music too so like you feel me it's kind of hard but yeah my dog just you know
Disconnect sometimes you feel me now think about that. That shit don't think about no hoes don't think about no music
Don't think about no stream disconnect enjoy. What's in front of you? You know like bro?
I can't name out the last movie. I watched coach Carter actually I watched that bit
But honestly, I couldn't even sit through it. I watched it in like four parts. No crazy
Hi for half the movie. So I don't remember having it
I'm telling you I bro. I'm real life cook. Well, I'm starting to realize how cooked I am right
you know what's crazy if I would have said he's cooked eight months ago niggas
would have somehow said I'm hating on this thing and I'm slow and stated I'm
talking shit no I just know my dog bro then I'm a fucking dog what is it your
right left now what the fuck did you just say game I'm scared so I'm gonna
cover my screen first I don't know what this is oh
Sakura test Kaede to see if she knows you're raised. Oh my god. Oh no no. Ah shit.
Fuck. Ah, fuck.
Sakura, what are you...
What you doing, bro? This is about to be a oral loss moment, man.
This is about to be oral loss, bro. Did you just show her that fucking tweet too? You better not show her that tweet.
What do you need?
Your age.
My age?
No, no, no, no, no, no. What do you mean?
You're a rage.
My age?
You're a rage. Oh, you're a rage.
Oh, you're a angel.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Oh my God, that was bad.
That was looking bad.
It was looking bad, check.
I go, it was looking bad.
It was looking bad.
Oh, shit, all right, bad.
All right, all right, it was looking bad.
I was worried for a second.
You did what I'm saying?
Not cause there's gonna be nothing wrong
with people that I know I am,
but like, if you let me chat with them on my dick.
Yeah, yeah, same.
I go, they'll be the same, they'll be the same, they'll be the same.
Wait, yeah, right, Jim.
Yeah.
Wait, how?
Can I do that?
You're black yes, I'm black the fuck paid actor yo gang see Yanis
I don't think I don't think I don't think I would oh but she don't want to
to say agent. What was her order? Agent Senna. Could you rage me? Agent Senna. In terms of-
She know Agent Wood is slain wood. He getting in trouble if he's slain wood. He know that.
He know better. He know better, yeah. Everybody knows. Both chats were saying agent. But-
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him.
Look at him, look at him, look at him.
Giggly blushing his sh- yo, suck a shoe, c'er.
Come on, just be the facts.
Come on, Em, yo, Em.
Yo, Em, yo, Em, come on.
You don't even need to feel me?
It's OK.
Both the chat were saying, look at she.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
agent.
But Emily, who literally knows agent more than chat,
doesn't even know to be an agent.
I think she know.
Unless you got special privileges or some shit
that we don't know about.
What is he doing?
I don't know, though.
Maybe I'm tripping.
What is he doing?
You don't fucking know it.
I just did not think that he wouldn't.
That he would need money.
I hear a why.
I'm hearing a why.
You don't think he'll slime you?
I don't think he'll slime you neither.
Fuck.
I don't think he'll slime you neither.
I don't think he'll slime me and send him before he'll
slime you.
I feel like there's a reason for that.
No cow.
Wait, hold on, chat.
I have a question.
Hold on though.
Are we watching these?
How niggas find these?
You so chopped, you so cooked.
What the fuck?
People, I'm going to...
Oh
We got the Chris album remember that this is baby rock-out Lee
I'll be doing fucking about
Looters and yo this nigga always had that fucking face that
He's always had that fucking face bro. Oh my god
Dang, this nigga was recording shit since he was a jitch.
Nothing bigger than born to be on the camera, gang.
I was talking to the nigga, I hated the camera.
I don't want to take no picture, bro.
Fuck, he was born to be on the camera.
Hello, YouTube people.
I'm going to be doing something about losers and ass people and strong people.
And this is a little pile
Yo, this thing goes so innocent
Now you think about flying off fay-bearing doing trains with your age game like
The fuck happened game, where did it all go wrong, bro?
What the fuck did all go wrong, brother?
I'm ready
That was shot after Tarayani surprised him with Balenciaga
Gucci and Saint Laurent wallets since she knew that his wallet was broken
Wait, can I explain before?
Yes.
Okay, so you told me that your car holder was super busted, so I bought you three.
What?
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah.
Say Laurent Balenciaga and Gucci.
I just, like, run and saw, like, my favorite-
Say Laurent Balenciaga and Gucci.
Yeah, remember that roach you just said in that like really soaked in it cuz like
I didn't saw like my favorite ones, and I
No, I'm not lying. Oh my god, wait a second. I'll see your butt is in here, but you know, that's up rock stream
But his what his what's in there?
Oh my god, wait a second. I'll see your butt is in here lighter
lighter
The dad don't smoke saw he don't smoke saw so so what a oh letter. Oh
Oh, okay. I'm about to say...
I'm about to say we five them cigarettes, they're good, we five them shits.
You know, that's off-roof string.
Wait a second.
They're really chill. They're like chill ones, you know, I've been crazy.
Wait, this is perfect because mine is busted.
It's still is.
Yeah, I think this is one of my favorites. It's the classic.
This is clean.
Yeah, it's... whoa, I do like this though.
I did try and go and find Chanel one, but there wasn't a Chanel store.
But it's Balenciaga.
Yeah, I think it has a white on it, yeah.
It's the coolest, classic Balenciaga.
Cool vibes?
Cool vibes.
Okay, wait a second.
I think they're all like, they're um...
They're all so fire.
It's the same, it's the same thing.
Oh, it's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean it's a clay.
No, that's tough.
Yeah.
No, this is fire.
That's a fire.
Now I'm gonna have to use this.
This is it, I'll use it wherever you want.
Ah, fuck with it.
I mean, they're all amazing.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
This one.
Hey, I don't want things that I sell in the bag, you know.
I'll have three options.
Yeah.
No, you could.
I do need to need to do this.
That's why I remember.
I doubt.
Pay attention to the little things, bro.
you voiced something that happened she took it in her head she took it apart
herself to go to the stove get you expensive versions of those things so
you can pick your pick you feel me you're 29 damn there for the 30 come on
It's about that time, Cubs.
Adapts.
She's showing you gang.
She's showing you light.
She's showing you, bruh.
You feel me?
She's showing you gangie.
It's about that time.
See?
The difference between me and you and Adapts, I need you to read between the lines.
You obviously got your answer right, Duh.
You know what I'm saying?
Your answer is right, Duh.
That's the difference between me and you.
Do you hear me?
So it's time
So it's the time brother
It's right there
You're 30. Oh, yeah, I don't got somebody doing nothing like these. What's your time? I got someone doing that like these
Ray stream
Too many sponsored for a dad I ain't got no sponsors
Yo stop letting this fucking picture go around every year gang
god damn send a Pokemon watch okay we're not gonna compare okay I'm not gonna
compare nothing but I didn't like it's for the theme of the fucking game was
doing the stream yo wait that's LeBron
bro this shit is so ugly gang I don't like this shit gang I don't like this
you know why'd you been on bullshit since 2018 gang or 20s in 2020 now this
picture is like 2020 y'all been on bullshit is that flight why that I was
sqc
Now I don't scroll past. Hey, I ain't scrolling no more bro. I'm gonna see some white pale shit getting fucking
You know that listen chat. I want to react to Chris's tape
I want to react to this bro
Recently, Operan Shandong got ejected for some comments he made to a referee.
Things got pretty crazy so let's break it down.
6 minutes left in the 4th, the Rockets were down-baked to the Celtics.
Shangoon had just missed a defensive assignment so there was already some frustration.
That's when he took Luca Garza a 1-on-1 and no foul was called.
Shangoon couldn't believe it and this happened.
When Goon repeated the same phrase as he ended up getting kicked out, the Celtics bench was
loving it pretty much mocking Shangoon.
I met Thompson tried to get answers and the ref said he can't call me that.
I met told her to just call the file but the ref said no.
Now the funniest part about this is how s-
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Surprise shi-
Yo.
He didn't agree with the ejection and said what?
Yo.
That's crazy.
He kept talking to the ref who just ignored him the whole time.
That's when Shingoon said, you a b**** one last time.
Mind you, the team sent to the ref who just ignored him the whole time.
That's when Shingoon said, you a b**** one last time.
Mind you, the team was celebrating national girls and women in sports day so the timing
couldn't have been worse.
I ain't gonna lie gang.
Are you calling regular rest of b**** today face?
Like if you gonna say you gotta send this under your breath gang but here you calling
that a...
You go ass up, you can't get mad at the gang.
You can't get mad at it, brother.
Emotional ad, you know, regular refs.
Come on, you know what I mean by that, bro.
It's good.
Most often than not, refs are niggas.
They're males.
So like, that's what I meant.
Archie and Bonnie Island.
Wait, they're streaming on the island?
What the fuck is this?
you
Why wasn't I informed?
We're the only ones who made it?
I think so.
Oh no!
I'm stuck on an island with Bonnie!
You go look for some food, and I'll go look for some survivors and supplies.
You can count on me.
Oh, chat. My father did it.
Chat, look at this.
Five gifted, and I'll eat this right now.
Again, I feel like we'll die on a fucking island game. That's some shit out of happy
I'll see some shit. I look like sunrise berries. I'm like, yo check if I get I eat this shit right now
I'm just fucking died since I'm poisoned again. I said I'm fucking poison in there some shit
Look at this. I think it's really for that. They'd be poisonous berries out there
Did you find any survivors?
No.
You?
No.
Son of a, we see that fucking belly going up and down gang.
Hold it in at least for the scene.
You're supposed to look dead for a few seconds gang.
You see you fucking breathing hard as shit.
You breathing hard as shit.
You're not pulling nobody so they get off!
You?
S-s-s-shh, it's okay.
It's okay, son.
Make sure you a-a-can't fuck up to her, I respect it.
Yo, Daisy.
I respect it.
Daisy can't fuck up to her.
We're gonna lay down on the jacket.
I respect it.
Hey, what you doing?
That's my job.
I need this.
Ow, it's in your face.
You didn't even watch out for her, please.
You're not gonna make any noise.
You're gonna make any noise.
You're gonna make a noise.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, sir.
W fuckin' body!
What the fuck, buddy?
You're calm.
Buddy, you're calm.
Yo, why don't they have a life of eight?
Bloody pussy, eh?
We help us!
Help us, we want us!
Yo, what the fuck was it fun was like a fun stream damn. I missed I did I missed that shit
Was it a fun stream?
It's exactly after a pigment
Yo, what is happening game?
Yeah, I was struggling who struggled how
Okay, sounds good.
When are we going to Morocco?
How about China?
Ooh!
Shut up!
You want to go to China?
Yeah.
Yeah, but let's do Morocco first though.
Morocco's, uh, I've been meaning to go back to Morocco, you know.
Okay, my family is going to be there this summer if you wanted something later, but I'd be down for sooner too.
What you mean family though like what I got to do a way so he gonna meet a fan like what we talk about
Yo ref like what she talk about?
Yeah, look at Reggie. Look at Reggie. Reggie.
We can figure out the timing. We can figure out the timing for sure. For sure. We can figure out the timing.
No, we'll do something though. We'll do some
Sorry chat told me this is shams bomb and it looks like hard and got traded. So this is
Fucking huge like I wish I could
Oh my god, big news for the boy. Yo, punky cool. Hey, hey, punky fake cool, gig. Yo, but hold on, rap. Yo, do something, though, gang.
What are we doing? What's going on, bro? What the fuck going on, bro?
How...
Okay, chat. Chat. What is this? Someone show him this.
Yeah, but aside from that, pretty much like, I think that one of my main concerns is that
Ray is going to see how weak I've been, but really it's because I've been sick, it's
not because I'm a bad survivalist, it's just like, this guy over here is quite a few
cars.
Yeah.
So, yeah, he's going to see that and get this shit on me.
What? Wait, what? What? What the fuck?
They go, what? Bro, wait, what?
Because I ranked her low.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! I didn't rank you low! I had you at C!
You was in C tier!
You was in C tier! Because you know how to craft shit!
We're going to have to work twice as hard this year to make new clips that far more
work, more W's, more survival, provides.
So with that being said, do you think you or Archie have done more?
Uh, I think like, he's done more...
What the hell?
What is this?
Snake?
Why do you say snake?
Oh my god, there's a snake!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna lock it.
What is wrong with you?
Yo, did she just, yo, gay, gay, gay, let's analyze this, though.
Let's analyze.
Oh my god, there's a snake!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, what the fuck?
You're a weak alpha, man. I can't do this.
What is wrong?
It's a fucking new year, better fuck up, gang!
Yo, better fuck up! Yo, this king...
I've also seen this a lot. I've never seen this take a lot.
This ain't got a phone, thousand views in this bitch going crazy like this!
W Kings, gang! Goddamn!
I'll take it one moment.
Yo, find some fucking drama chat.
I'll take you a like one.
I thought we were in a like one.
But he wasn't knowing that Fonda, though, so it was like, he's doing it.
That's crazy.
That's fine.
And then he gone controller gang, I go lie.
I'm gonna respect in the chat.
Let me get a fucking hashtag, respect in the fucking chat gang.
This is just Chris Meazey.
I'm gonna fucking respect in the motherfucking chat.
All right, Chris, is it on Spotify?
Oh my God.
We're here.
Oh my God.
an album or a tape he dropped a little song for us so we gonna listen to it with an open mind
and we're gonna be respectful we're gonna be respectful you understand what I'm saying we're
gonna have if we have critiques we're gonna do it in a positive way so like he's gonna mind whatever
came to me if it's fire we tell him it's fucking fire nigga you know what I'm saying
they get it Chris Chris wait wait did y'all say has an album or like a tape or
project or like a little look you know I'm saying
grab the green screen bro I'm so lazy gang should got a green screen I'm so
fucking lazy but that's that's good though we need to stop being lazy game we
need to stop it we need to stop being lazy chat we
We need to stop being lazy.
We meet too lazy sometimes. No cap.
Cha Cha Cha Cha.
Cha Cha Cha.
Yo yo chill chill chill chill.
It's getting old.
that ease boom space out a little bit bigger roll the chair back to it's a
time I hear too lazy now I think about standing up and shit chill out having
stand-up would have been crazy all right let's get it let get it let get it
so I want just slightly ahead right through yours more than just slightly
ahead of our time. Yeah, put that cat link out there that we're done with this jail.
Niggas in the shots, but I'm holding my gloves
Sunshades hoes, none they come and go
Whole industry switch them out, give them gold
There it is, I have no need to say comical
Hope you spot them, need you with them, I'm giving gold
No benefit, chicken on women, that's not yours
Any money, I put down, need a 10-4
Got boy in Miami, cause we're in Nympho
Nympho, Nympho, Nympho
I've been riding solo
Count my brains alright, been solo-key
I'm still a barb. I'm still a barb.
You got a one-story, what a shit-a-power
It's not like you're involved, you can even see the greed
You can't you believe anything you see on your feet
Oh, everything is a hobby, you're a grown-ass woman
So it's not like, you know, I'm fine
Descending by traffic
Oh, I'm gonna ride this one
You know, I don't know how to see a rap man as big as this bitch, this fucking
I've been so lucky, but I've been through life
So I'm so drunk, let go, I'm so drunk
You making this shit worth?
Now, Fetch, let me get my flow stages going through.
You hear that like Josh's special hair?
Humple and lips, there you go.
Charon, you're...
Chay, how you felt about that song?
Yo, gang, was that a raindropper name?
Yo, that beat?
Okay, I'm seeing the top of the tunnel
Because that beat what the fuck I would have known what the fuck you doing that beat I'm surprised you made that shit
I'm not surprised me that shit work as fuck Chris, but I don't know how he made that shit work. It's different
It's interesting
I feel like it's gonna be an acquired taste for that song
The beatman
I always go with a favorite at the end
See how you been?
They ask for a couple dollars from me to send
And when you know get what you ask for
You go, come, start
You look more than I do
I swear
It's been five years
You heard a junior click by an update
Do my pay
It was no standing order
You still get how I grew
grew larger
While my strength smart
I want to be you, I call you
I was dressed as I was like you were so beautiful
You say you different, what I had that shit before
You can't refigure what you even make out open for
I stay until I say, you can keep your say
I just love that name, you can stick a spot on your head
Everybody category five, she got her hair and candy
That's your lunch and mountain, I want you all size of you
Like I opened your door, but what's the point of time
I had one shoe box around my life for this
I increased my forces, I still didn't like what I was
Hit it out of punches like I'm dirty boss
Stick to crying in this child like your own mom
Stick to cursing, tell me what to do other times
Even though I was going with the fear at the end
you
You
I
I'm fucking
Launch at home we're having a crisis right now
What the fuck is this I
Like that song though how y'all feel about us on the 10
Out of town you feel about that
Check is someone get a scissor if you do a quick enough a rip
If you do a quick enough a rip check is a look at a scissor
the vet do read fake I go lie that might be my top two game that one and
utopia are my top two what's really like better this last one or you told me a
top speed or you told me it so far you told me and I think you told me and what
He's so beautiful.
AIMEHOT actually just came here.
Thank you.
Chat, AIMEHOT came through some scissors, just now.
W, AIMEHOT's in the chat.
Feel me?
It's WMans.
Yo, I think that's even K through Yate.
W script, okay.
How's that a script?
Did you not see the emo?
Oh yeah, hold on.
Do it again?
Do the script shit?
bro fuck y'all gang y'all that this fucking emoji
nigga niggas be using the show on Twitter gang why does other communities know what
the lore behind this gang
I'm not gonna lie this is the perfect picture though
and then you're gonna walk in and this is the perfect picture but it's not enough
I'm not gonna make you wait I don't wanna stop
Always want you by my side I just wanna fall
Until the day we fall I turn my dream to a danger
I
Chat we're on tops we we're on tops for you though. We're I mean jump off the roof though
We're gonna jump off the roof around jump off the roof around jump off the roof. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, what is about to be? What is it about to be?
What is about to be?
I just started judge, still got it off the roof
Swunch on burn, F-I said it'll move
No bass, no tan, that's what's on the roof
No indemnity shit, but please don't talk like you
Fuck, this nigga didn't touch my shoes
It's been jumping down, I got the gas in my system
I know I'm the heist in the room
I've been blowin' and drippin', actin' and just choosin'
They let it double, got it packed in the room
34 times, he said I'm no truth, I've been ballin' like Pulse and Sugret on the suit
I had a opening kiss, had a legend, no blues
But why you feelin' I'm turnin' off the juice?
I was gettin' out, I just lived out
I ain't seen out in a little while, huh?
You feel this life, you're so grown, I'm so so young
It's my life, but I ain't got time to take it to the room
They say it ain't mine, but you tryna go dope
I
Who's this guy? Y'all know who he is?
This is a visionary game, I'm seeing it, I'm feeling it.
I like that song too, though, Chad.
I like that song too.
No way that's A-Bi.
That's the fucking AMI.
That's the fucking AMI bro.
A- A- A-B.
A-B, come here.
He said, smelly bitch.
First of all, no glaze.
That's a good voice you just did there, gang.
I ain't gonna lie.
That's a good voice you did there.
First of all, I ain't gonna count.
My dad's gonna kill me!
That was a great fucking voice, gang.
That ain't gonna happen.
My dad's gonna put this $30,000 cable,
$30,000 cable, my dad's gonna kill me.
Oh my god, that's my job.
That's a $20,000 payment.
That's a $20,000, oh wait, so, okay, so chat.
Hey, man, when I drop my shit,
I'm gonna need you like on the outros like those game
I'm gonna need you on the outros like those, but okay
When I drop my shit, I'm gonna need you on the outros I wonder the songs on some like
Femi
I'm gonna touch shit like
Three holes album three holes into the weight does everything revolve around three holes to your niggas
I'm busy that day, but thank you.
you
I
I'm gonna keep the niggas in marijuana
Yo, Iga La
I'll get my pistol
I can't predict what he gonna say to finish each bar game
He be throwing me off with every bar game
Every bar, I can't
Usually you can predict what that rapper gonna say cause it's kinda obvious and shit
I do not, he be curving me bro
I think you're gonna line with something else. He was like the bar was before the laughing that was before the last
He'd be hitting game
How's this I'll get like better and better and better as it progressed again a lot I first started off cool
But then it's always got better and better better as you listen
I don't like how I got a condom tip right here when I got these braids in though
That way
What are these features
What are these features?
What are these features, Christopher?
Christopher, what are these features, gang?
You know his homie? I dead didn't know.
You know so fucking tough, gang.
She live everyday like her birthday. My eyes be blue. Walk around her. Crippin' her birthday
soon. Yeah, I got a move cause it's a heart about you. Yeah, I got a move cause it's a heart
about you.
you
I
Just think cuz you got this you good up. No, you gotta keep dropping niggas even if it's one-off song singles and shit
You gotta keep dropping niggas no cat
No cat bro
Anybody with ears could fucking tell you can make music again you talented my nigga you fucking talented, bro
No brain work different, bro. So not the fucking game. This shit was good nigga. She was dead-ass good brah
c'mon bro, you fuckin' him, nigga!
You him?!
This shit Christopher.
And I, I miss you nigga.
And I fuckin' miss you nigga. I miss my dog.
Chet I miss my fuckin' dog.
Chet I miss my dog!
Hahahaha! Chat Chat Chat Chat Chat Chat...
Chat Chat Chat Chat Chat...
I miss my dog... Chat Chat Chat Chat...
I miss my Jack Jack Jack
I miss my Jack Jack
Now Jack, I realize
I'm not gonna say I realize, I like to think that
Make y'all feel y'all think that y'all got power and shit
Y'all opinion matter and shit
But I wanna react to like a police video
Like a crime type video, is that cool?
Y'all got a car for that?
That's my box
That's my boss. That's my boss.
Pull down your pants.
Now you're supposed to say pull up, man.
Crime time. I'm going for some crime time.
Three.
Yeah.
Jess is arriving in about approximately 30 minutes!
Watch this.
Look.
Pre-Rakai.
Yo, hold on. Even if it is, Mikhail, what is that? Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing, gay?
Huh?
The homicide of a beloved YouTuber.
Oh chat what's one of y'all fuck with the homicide of a beloved youtuber or 40 SWAT
officers face Utah's deadliest shooter.
Kodak leg in it
And after one of these holes that you go
Let me show you right here
When we outside in the club, when we in the club.
skills on me
you don't even know that I was a layman
as you superman we can lie to you
quick don't get my high man up
pros and pros
cool man
cause you're 200
go ahead and love me after I was a layman
you don't even know
go ahead and love me after I was a layman
I don't even know you
fuck you like they said
Okay, so listen listen what did we choose on chat? Which one did we choose on?
Wait what? Some of these catches this crazy game. Swat one? The Swat. Bet that. Bet that.
Oh they're both released around the same time. The Swat one got more views so fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Insane titles.
I can't, I can't, I can't. Oops, I get it.
You already know, I spoil when I'm like,
Duh, I spoil when you hoe.
They all some R6 shit.
Fuck.
This sniper just took a shot at an armed fugitive holding a family of five hostage.
What the fuck did we just get into?
Why did you paint your hair chrome?
Is it the new hip thing to do?
Brode dead.
I ain't gonna lie, I think they missed that.
I think he missed.
You tried a wall bang issue, I think he missed.
in their home.
And I'm finally being held on the stick.
The gunman, Joseph Anthony, is a man with a purpose.
He has a vendetta and he's going on a rampage, planning to kill his ex-girlfriend and multiple
other people who wronged him in the past.
Bro!
Police don't know.
Chad, please, I know you can't always tell the signs don't be signing sometimes, but
please, anybody weird in your life who feel like it would get on this time and do not
mentally all day and we'll be broken once their heart gets broken get the fuck away from them
as fucking slowly as easily as possible game how far he's gotten on niggas going on a killing rampage
his little feefie he's got hurt his little fucking feelings got hurt see this he's a list of targets
and if they don't capture him here this family could be next right there across the freeway
Let me see your hands!
Call the units, I'm on a second team, we're gonna wait for the helicopter, call the units, hold your positions.
Stop talking at night, it's a showtime.
Yep, okay?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
One more hundred more.
Police! Police! Police!
Yo, what the fuck?
It's Thursday, September 9th.
9.9
And the first sign that something is seriously wrong comes from an alarming 911 call.
I felt like I was one of them if you had Joseph Manhard.
Uh, waitin'.
So my brother, he, uh, you're on the loose right now,
and you're certain he'll just drop in a couple days ago.
He just showed up at my house.
What's your brother's name?
Joseph Manhard.
He has a firearm on him and he is armed.
Where is he?
He's outside my front door right now.
Um, I need the cops here.
Okay, I'll just take you.
I've got units on their way, okay?
Okay, you better hurry.
What?
You better hurry.
I'm dead, too.
Just 24 hours earlier, Joseph Manhard kidnapped his ex-girlfriend, assaulted her, and threatened
to kill her.
After managing to escape, she called police, triggering an arrest warrant for Joseph's
immediate capture.
Since then, Joseph vanished, and police had no indication of where he might strike last
until now.
with an active warrant and a report that Joseph is armed and dangerous.
Officers are dispatched immediately,
advancing towards the house fully prepared for a shootout.
I've just talked to the homeowner.
He said that if he didn't drive, the only place he could have went is hot to the fence
and is barricaded in that shed that Swanson's got a view on.
So he said the best way to go through is us just knock on the door,
he'll let us in, we'll go through the house and clear the shed.
We're ready.
Alright, I got my dog kind of wide.
He kind of wider than the right shield, my boy, no carry.
Bye.
You want to show us where to go?
Where's the shed?
You got me?
I'm going to have to go through and hit it and come swing it out wide.
Just make it out wide and I can step in front.
Okay.
Police! Anyone in there?
Police! Anyone in there? Show me your hands! Come out!
Okay.
all right chat what would you do if they went oh they went in there and they
seen the nigga in there and you just stand in there like this
then you just started screaming yeah you just want fucking eight dates and
kill anybody gang what would you do?
what would you do?
hahahahahahha
you didn't make it in here?
probably drove by one of us
with no sign of the suspect
joseph remains at large
whatever he came here to do
he didn't finish it
so before officers leave the residence
they speak with joseph's brother
trying to understand why joseph showed up
to understand why Joseph showed up, and what he might do next.
What he tells them, reframes the entire situation.
According to his brother, Joseph didn't come here randomly.
He was likely looking for his ex-girlfriend, the same woman who escaped his kidnapping
just a day earlier.
The two had recently broken up, a split that left Joseph without stable housing, and increasingly
angry.
His brother also tells police that in recent conversations, Joseph had been talking about
tying up loose ends and ending it all.
To officers, it begins to-
Tying up some loose ends, you see, Jack?
You know there's something we don't know about when niggas is using like movie script lines?
Whoever says in real life, I've got some loose ends to tie up.
Dang.
That's never a good thing, bro.
Bro, a motherfucker tells you you got some loose ends to tie up, nigga.
Call the fucking neighborhood watch.
all type of fucking the fuck
And then you're using corny booty shitty booty as voice lines like that from movie scripts, bro
Get in the fucking one out here. He needs to be on a watch list money. It's a fucking cornball
And no normal niggas that corny game. You feel me?
Sound like Joseph isn't just running. He may be moving with intent driven by a personal vendetta and targeting people
he believes have wronged him. If that's true, it has never been more urgent to locate Joseph
before he reaches someone else. But it doesn't take long for those fears to be confirmed
because later that evening police receive another alarming 911 call.
Careful, 9-1-1.
Hi, my brother, I'm on my way out right now.
Okay, where is he? Is he outside?
Yes, he's outside.
Okay. Is he knocking on the door or what's he doing?
He's outside your abyssal area. We have it. It could be out on him.
Yes.
Okay.
We need to get him right now.
Okay, we're on the way. Tell me exactly where he's at.
He's out front. He's walking around out front.
He's walking around?
Following this terrifying call for help from Joseph's sister-in-law, officers are-
Y'all got me brain-rodded, bro, cause when the shit popped up, you know what's the first thing I thought about?
Following this-
I thought it was a file of the vet gang.
You guys gotta be brain-rodded, bro.
Terrifying call for help from Joseph's sister-in-law, officers are dispatched to the home once again,
but by the time they arrive, Joseph has already vanished.
This time, however, officers decide to canvas the surrounding neighborhood before leaving,
a decision that will prove critical. Nearby, CCTV footage captures Joseph getting into a car
and speeding away from the property earlier in the day. For the next few hours, patrol units
search across the city, but the White Hun Day remains at a site. But over the next several
hours, Joseph's decisions will force officers into one of the most dangerous manhunts of their
careers. For the next few hours patrol units search across the city but the
White Hyundai remains at a site. Then around 1.30 a.m. a lone patrol unit spots
a vehicle matching the description and immediately initiates a pursuit.
Just as the officer begins to close the distance, he suddenly loses sight of the car, Joseph
is believed to be driving, but he shook your ass in the Hyundai game.
he would scrape in the bottom of his shit and you cooked your ass in a Hyundai game.
Just minutes later, as patrol units continue canvassing the area,
one officer spots Joseph's car parked on nearby train tracks.
With no way of knowing whether Joseph is still inside or hiding close by,
the officer cautiously approaches the vehicle.
I have civilians here saying that there's a car parked on the tracks
said floating hotel three on the southwest and kind of get a couple more of this way.
31, try to battle it.
Right.
Good for those that are safe and happy with this.
Big one's upside, big one's upside, what?
South corner of the south.
Big and tall, left corner still got five.
The car turns out to be empty, and there's no sign of Joseph any earlier by a bandit.
I'd be calling Uber again.
I'd be in Uber's gang.
And any vehicle here, Joseph appears to have given officers an advantage.
He is now on foot.
Without transportation, police finally have a chance to corner him.
That window closes almost immediately.
That's just 20 minutes later.
Joseph makes his next move.
You got a burner Uber?
Yeah, because I was being tracked up my Uber one time
so I had to even, yeah.
That's just 20 minutes later.
Joseph makes his next move.
911.
That was an ability trailer.
I just had a lady walk in the front door.
It said her car was pulling and she was shot at.
What kind of car?
What are we in the area looking for this guy?
Could she tell you quick what kind of car?
Are we here?
What kind of car?
A Kia Optima.
As dispatch gathers details from the call,
patrol units across the area are
alerted to be on the lookout for a stolen white Kia Optima,
taken at gunpoint.
At the same time, one patrol unit
is sent to the scene of the carjacking
to speak directly with the victim,
where they'll learn just how close Joseph
is to committing his first murder.
Do you mind if I talk to you for a second, ma'am?
Okay.
Do you mind just tell me what happened?
Um, so I was sitting in my car, and he was like,
Hey, do you have a cigarette?
I don't know, he asked me if I had a lighter, sorry.
And I was like, yeah, and I only rolled down my window,
like, this far.
And I hadn't paid my lighter,
and then he was handing it back to me,
and then he just shoved his arm in my window,
and I just started rolling it up, and I started screaming.
And he was like, I have a fucking gun and he pulled it out and I just kept rolling the window trying to scream and he just shot out the window.
And then I just opened the door and I said, you fucking have it, have it, and then I just got out and ran.
Okay.
By this point, it's clear Joseph has lost control and this one is lucky to be alive.
But that might not be the case for whoever crosses his path next.
Because just minutes later around 2am, a patrol unit spots the stolen cars-
Isn't that the only looking for white cars game?
eating down the highway, heading to-
You can't even like, yeah, you switched cars,
there's a different car, but now you're in a white one, bro.
Toward Utah County.
And as soon as the pursuit begins,
Joseph starts swerving across lanes,
forcing other drivers to react
and putting innocent lives directly in danger.
Yeah, yeah.
The car is coming towards you.
Bro, the road's on the other side.
Okay, what the fuck?
We're gonna go playing hard.
with Joseph refusing to slow down, it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt.
So to bring the pursuit to an end, an officer approaching from the opposite side of the
highway pulls over and prepares to deploy spike strips.
At highway speeds, there's no margin for error.
The spikes have to go down seconds before Joseph reaches them too early and he'll see
them in time to swerve around, and put innocent lives at even greater risk.
Did he hit it?
Good spikes, good spikes. Southbound, chef.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look. It's stopping.
Oh my god, yo spike strips under yo
I'm gonna be the game
Like me if I'm this little
I'm jumping off that motherfucker. I'm jumping on motherfucking game
Or I'm running to the opposite side of traffic where the cars are coming in to me and as the car going this way zoom I
I latch on to it
The car is driving on me on the side like this open the door open the door. I got a gun
I break out the window
Open it. I'm shooting the car while I'm doing it. Get the fuck out of my car. Keep driving motherfucker
That's how we're going
He's uh, he's hopping the fence. He's over the fence now. He's over the fence now. We need to use the frontage
He's on frontage now on frontage going to housing complex over here
After abandoning his car, Joseph runs towards a residential area surrounded by homes where
Their families are asleep inside, knowing how dangerous and unpredictable Joseph is.
Officers now have to cut through the busy highway and move quickly to find him before
anyone else is put at risk.
I don't know what the hell that is, but he's behind that.
You know, I feel like these shots are looking shared as far as how many you got I mean, obviously, but like
The other time
That's not the friend, it's not the friend.
That's where you are, and this is where you are.
If I copy-san, I will be in an emergency shortly.
We're in the fucking poopers!
I need to get this one out of here.
All units, I'm in a sec containment.
We're going to wait for the helicopter.
All units, hold your positions.
We'll go after it.
With Joseph disappearing into our residential area,
the situation becomes far more unpredictable.
By now, more than 30 officers are flooding the scene,
the scene and without coordination every decision risks putting innocent families in danger.
This is when sergeant Sheldon arrives and takes control of the scene.
Stand by I'm second containment right?
Sorry bro I don't have all the information because I switched this last minute okay so
what do you guys got?
So any shots somewhere in the freeport center?
Okay.
I'm probably gonna take a half an hour for that bird to go.
He popped over that fence right there.
Which fence?
That one?
Quick brief, Sergeant Sheldon forms a plan to flush out Joseph.
First, a helicopter is called in to scan the neighborhood from above.
Second, a technical operation center is established near Joseph's last known location to coordinate every unit in real time.
And third, officers set up a wide containment zone, covering more than a square mile with units positioned throughout the neighborhood to cut off any possible escape routes.
But just as the plan goes into motion,
officers are abruptly interrupted
by a sharp sound in the distance.
That's where they came from.
They're coming to the unit or town.
Right where Preston's at.
That's where the shots came from.
It's one single shot.
Preston, are you okay?
Hold your position.
I'm sending a unit around to you.
We're gonna get someone over here
in order for 2025 more stragglers to come in.
Yep. Let me get some more.
I'll set containment.
You guys come up with a plan to systematically search this.
Okay?
The gunshot confirms one thing immediately.
Joseph is still in the area.
But what officers don't realize yet is that the shot wasn't random.
It was Joseph forcing his way into a nearby home.
And in the next few hours, the situation will escalate in ways officers aren't prepared for.
But before we get to that, sometimes the scariest horror stories happen in your own head, like
disturbing thoughts you don't want, but can't stop replaying. Thoughts like,
you're going to cheat on your partner and ruin everything, or that memory doesn't
proclaim what if I did something terrible and forgot. These thoughts can feel so real and
threatening that you start behaving in life-altering ways to try to make them go away.
Maybe you spend hours trying to figure out what these thoughts mean or constantly seek reassuring
that you're not a bad person, but the thoughts just get more persistent.
No, if this sounds familiar, you might be experiencing OCD.
Contrary to what many people think, OCD isn't about being neat or organized.
Real OCD involves distressing into OCD.
Hour after the gunshot was fired, the helicopter finally arrives
and begins a full aerial sweep of the neighborhood.
But Joseph is nowhere to be seen.
On the ground, officers spread out searching for Joseph
and cautiously prepare for an ambush.
Um, everyone was secure.
We were not thinking suspicious.
Okay, if you have quite no red shirt,
you see something like that.
It gives a call.
If you find a museum, anything that's called in the home.
Alright, thank you.
Oh, you're good.
Just make sure you lock your door.
What the hell is this game with us?
It's driving me crazy.
After more than two hours of knocking on doors
and checking backyards,
there's no sign of the suspect.
Joseph's absence becomes increasingly unsettling and Sergeant Sheldon quickly recognizes what it likely means
Like
He obviously just was what do these in one of the homes?
They told the family to act normal there and they fucking knock the door
I'm gonna be out your hair. I'll be after fucking waiting that fucking normal
It's a knock on the door. I can't find them. We have a totally different situation right because you potentially could be any one of these houses
He could be taking people hostage. He could have broken in and it's unoccupied.
Right, so we have all this shit that we're gonna have to filter through.
And that's gonna have to take on the house of the real police forces.
I would estimate eight on this side, six to ten on this side.
At this point, Sergeant Sheldon and his team are forced to consider multiple scenarios,
including a barricaded suspect holding hostages inside.
But they won't have to wait those possibilities for long because one phone call is about to answer that question for them
Immediately after this officers spread out and quickly locate the caller nearby Chris Samuelson
A father who managed to escape the house just moments earlier what he tells them is chilling inside the home
Yo, okay, so look, he left them?
I know, I already do it.
Of course, Kara asked me what's that, listen, listen, listen, let his family listen, listen.
I feel like y'all are too emotional and have no IQ.
Be in a hostile situation with your family and get fucked, or yes, you leave to call
to help them because now if this is really if you didn't call they would have been cooked now
hopefully his family survived because if he doesn't serve they don't survive that's the risk he took
running out of that fucking crib do you know what I'm saying they'll be too emotional sometimes
you all just think oh man left family man equals back no nigga use your fucking brain gang
it's not everything's emotional you're fucking logic nigga fuck his wife two daughters and
with the risk
Conversing risk because if your plan doesn't go well, you're gonna look like a fucking you're gonna look crazy
Do you feel me orders boyfriend are still being held at home his just moments earlier
What he tells them is chilling inside the home his wife two daughters and his daughter's boyfriend
Are still being held at gunpoint?
Joseph is inside with them with this new escalation and sergeant Sheldon knows this is
Welcome to the scope of a standard response and prepares to bring in special technical support
All units, priority traffic. All units, priority traffic.
We have information from the citizens leading out.
Oh, jeez.
Let's move.
All down the floor, return to talk.
Victim's wife, daughter, and daughter's boyfriend are all on the couch.
Suspect is sitting in a chair just behind the couch.
I don't know if people just raised differently.
I'm not talking about this family.
I'm talking about people in general.
this shit with like streamers and people and like
Niggas be like like they do not lock their houses up. They just be feeling like they safe gang any
Fucking crazy motherfucker unconscious of any random neighborhood and try every fucking door in your car or door in your house
Or window in your house gang like dead ass
Now you'll be surprised how many people don't lock their doors. It is so weird to me. What a fuck like
What's up with privilege to think you can just live without a lock of your life? What the fuck out of brain? I hate that shit
That's like a pet peeve, yeah
They begin coordinating their next steps preparing to establish containment and open negotiations with Joseph
But before a plan can fully take shape, someone is spotted exiting the back door
It's an idiot and fuck that especially you in the birds and that's the type of house that thinks it's Robin
They're good fucking niggas and the fucking birds
of the Samuelson home
it's 60 miles per night one side
it's only 60 miles per night
60 more throughout my time
lol
ya this is so
Very distinctly
the daughter who'd been sleeping in the basement
somehow managed to slip outside
without joseph ever noticing
and without realising it
joseph's hostage count is now down to three
with that update
commanding officers begin re-assisting the situation in real time
They review everything joseph has done over the past 36 hours
and determined that he has shown a complete disregard for human life and willingness to escalate when under pressure.
Based on that assessment, commanders make a critical decision.
SWAT teams are authorized to use deadly force if a clear opportunity presents itself.
From this point forward, the priority is clear.
Protect the hostages at any cost.
So how the fuck am I? It's a showtime.
Yep.
Okay?
DOW THE FUCKING SHIT IN THE SHOWTIME.
SHOWTIME?
That is all.
No, that looks too much.
Yo.
Like that, right there?
That's a call of a lifetime of you and if you...
There's a lot of work, man.
We're throwing a bang as soon as the door gets open.
Okay.
That's the back.
I know we're going, yeah.
We're throwing a bang.
We'll be back for now.
Alright, do I need...
...hands left.
Fulfill the bloody fucking blinding.
Right, facing east.
Garage is on the right.
I put a man door in front of me.
That's going to be our secondary, okay?
Did I go live?
Do you think, okay, so now that I'm seeing the situation,
that, the dad, he got out to crib
and he then, that was a, gave them access to call him.
You feel what I'm saying?
He called the police, told them which house it was
and what the situation was,
which gave the police officers more insight.
Now, do you think the police officers
would have figured all that out
without the husband leaving chat?
Do you think?
No
So when you're putting do you think it was worth how do you think the wife is it look at it?
Look at that as dip. How do you think the wife? How do you think the wife go look at that shit?
You think she'll judge that they go as you like you did what you have to do, honey
You think you're gonna say
If she's reasonable care, what would you do? Would you understand or not be right out there?
You don't care what you do?
I'm sorry about that.
Alright, I didn't mean to start.
Alright, so, Preach, you're gonna practice to the right.
You're gonna be hiding in stairs.
Alright, the daughter's snuck out window, the hinge of the bottom window is open, right?
This is the fastest way to get in.
It's the fastest way.
We have a flashbag, we're gonna reset it to a loop and come in.
Let's keep practicing.
Wherever he's at, he's gonna be able to come in and get in.
This is the fastest way to get it out of the passageway.
It's the fastest way.
We have a flashback.
We're going to reset it, do a loop, and come in.
Let's keep practicing.
Wherever he's at in this room, you guys are going to hook him.
Two banks.
Oh, shit.
Two banks.
Want to do two banks?
No, one bank.
Just one?
Just one bank.
With deadly force authorized, a coordinated plan
is put into motion.
One designed to end the threat and extract the hostages safely.
A sniper will be positioned nearby,
ready to take Joseph out if he's exposed,
and a clear shot presents itself. At the same time, negotiators will make contact with Joseph,
work to slow him down, gain compliance, and convince him to release the hostages and surrender
peacefully. If that fails, they have won. What big nigga's plans in this situation?
Like, I have hostages, and then what? This doesn't end in you succeeding in any way possible.
Like it just doesn't.
So what is the plan after?
The police are just gonna let you go scoffery?
Get me a helicopter.
Like I generally confused
what the fuck is the plan afterwards
killing themselves.
Then why even hold them hostage
if you're just gonna kill yourself?
Ain't I normal? That's the thing?
That is true.
You can't think about it logically, bro.
They're running off of motion
and fucking things that they're feeling, bro.
feeling bro secondary objective get Joseph to step outside because if he does
even briefly it could create the opening the sniper needs with three innocent
lives at risk there's no room for error one wrong move and everything ends
tragically
The officer is assigned as the sniper is Jared Tadahara, a long-server police officer who
moved from patrol and street crime work into a specialized SWAT sniper role.
After arriving on scene, Tadahara conducts a quick tactical assessment and moves into
a nearby house facing the Samuelson home.
From here, he has a clear view of the backside of the house, a position that allows observation
without being easily visible to the suspect and provides a safe distance to avoid interfering
with perimeter officers.
But Tadehara isn't working alone.
Every sniper has a spotter, a second officer responsible for range calculations, wind assessments,
and most critically, confirming that the shot is clear before Tadehara pulls the trigger.
Across the street, negotiations continue.
For the past three hours, officers have been trying to reason with Joseph, urging him to
surrender and release the hostages. But Joseph refuses. He won't let anyone go and threatens
to kill the entire family if officers attempt to force entry. With three people at fatal
risk, a precise sniper shot becomes the only way to end the standoff before it turns deadly.
But before officer Tadehara gets that opportunity, he receives crucial information that makes
things a lot more risky.
What is it, Chad? What's the latest?
Suspect.
Dictant.
Suspect is to ensure white mounts.
Oh my god.
Slightly rounded tips.
What the fuck, Hunter?
Suspect has a special looking thing.
That would be it.
Unfortunately for Tata Hara, the situation just became far more complicated.
One of the hostages inside is a man who closely resembles Joseph.
One wrong shot and an innocent.
What are the ups?
Chat, imagine if you waited for this your whole life.
And the hostage is twins with the fucking victim, yeah?
And they look alike.
You ain't never thought about that situation in your head.
You probably thought about the angle, how hard it was moving.
Bro, you got two niggas that looked the same.
You got to guess which was which.
Yo, I'm across the block, zoomed in on the sniper,
shoot the one with the bigger nose.
Okay, boss, GG.
And person could be killed.
What is it, guess what?
That in mind, Tadecara shifts his position
to a different house across the street.
He needs-
The buffer was really this horny.
You got to go chat.
Imagine you pull up the far shit crib.
You try and go crazy.
Nigga, you end up in a hostage standoff game.
You end up in a hostage situation game.
An angle facing the front door of the Samuelson's home.
The shot at this distance travels roughly 75 to 100 feet
and takes less than a second from decision to impact.
At the same time negotiators reassess their approach.
What's been alarming them throughout the standoff is that Joseph hasn't made any traditional demands.
He didn't ask for money, car, or safe passage.
Instead, he's simply refusing to let anyone go.
That behavior begins to make sense once investigators provide more insight into Joseph's condition.
According to them, his mental state has been deteriorating for hours.
He's been heavily using drugs for days.
His thinking is no longer rational or strategic, and his behavior is increasingly volatile.
Most concerning of all, Joseph is improvising the hostages or surrendering.
His endgame appears to be killing people he blames for all his problems,
then forcing police to kill him or take his own life.
Because of this assessment, SWAT officers remain positioned far back to avoid provoking him.
Negotiators then ask Joseph to step outside the front door with the hostages
to prove they're still alive. If he does, it will give Tadehara a clear view and a chance to take
the shot. It takes time, but Joseph eventually agrees to walk to the front door with the hostages
while warning he'll shoot them if officers make any aggressive moves. After two days of chasing
Joseph, officers finally have a chance to bring his violent rampage to an end with a small team
You sent the other nigga out there to say they're alive whole time. It's the fucking boyfriend that sniked the nigga. Oh my god
I staged for immediate entry officer Tatehara prepares to take the shot
He stabilizes his rifle using a bipod a small stand attached to the gun then lies prone
Steady's his aim and slows down his breathing a few seconds pass and then the front door
Begins to open
I don't know maybe a piece of his skull hit me or something I don't know what it is.
What's wrong? W shirt?
You sure?
W car. Okay.
What do you see?
Okay.
Man, I'm curious what the fuck hit him.
I got you, I got you.
Hold on to me, hold on to me, I got you.
No.
You're safe.
Kextar, I always thought I'd think I blew my brains out.
After more than six hours trapped inside with an armed, unstable man,
the entire family survives.
An outcome that, just minutes earlier,
felt far from guaranteed.
At the front door, Joseph Manhard lies critically wounded.
Paramedics rush him to the hospital, but despite life-saving efforts, he's later pronounced dead.
Investigators...
Awww...
Awww, he died! I said...
What are you, fuck? That was in the fucking chat.
He later determined that Joseph's actions were driven by a rapid collapse.
His failed relationship and heavy drug use pushed him into increasingly violent
and reckless behavior. By the end, he wasn't trying to escape or survive. He was acting
like someone who had nothing left to lose.
Damn. Damn, cunt. Damn. That was a good video right there. That was good. That was good swats.
I like that good good choice good pigs good pigs bruh
Good pigs good pigs
Good pigs I got I ain't gonna touch y'all. No worry. I built with the pigs
Guess time. Yes. He he or she is here
But I don't know your check. I'm nervous. I'm always I was I was do this shit. I
Always do this shit
Meaning people's like, I'm not good at that shit, gang.
Do I be good at, I don't feel like I'm good at that shit, bruh.
You feel me? I'm anti-social.
Silky Bruce.
If it's Rekhae, I'm sliming you.
And I gotta take a shit.
What the fuck
Suki with DDG oh what they doing that's not you tough. I like that. Oh wait, so me that cat name what a cat say about snooker
I'm gonna say about
Diana some of that cat name. I need to see that
Marcus question mark
What if it's Lee
I'm a boss me next or you only fight people smaller than you
Okay, you know what I didn't go a lot
Listen, I'm not even trying to start nothing, but if there was a sister, I don't first of all cat you're a midget game
First of all put the gloves down the sisters is not fighting no vote
But if there was a sister I would send out there to battle and fight it would be cat. She's a fucking
She's a Miami J gang. I ain't no game
That's a fucking thug game
I feel like cat bit of suffice, bro
She ain't not no innocent little girl. That's a fucking thug gang. She fucking thug
Let me know what day or are you only brave behind the screen?
She boxing ain't only about just being able to fight like you have to be smart
I feel like Diana deep down is low key smart. She could be she can actually be like calm
She's smart like she knows what she doing game. You feel me?
Yo, Kat, chill, yo, Kat, Kat, Kat, I don't even know a drummer, they're already cooking
you in the comments gang, yo, yo, Kat, chill, you gotta, we gotta have a conversation before
like you tweet shit like these, bruh, you gotta have a convo before you tweet shit like
these, bruh, this is his own too right now, bruh, chill, bruh, we don't, we don't, well
I just see Faye Bear.
You wait, hold on, hold on.
Faye Bear, are you jealous?
Rack out, Lee just said in the chat, she's so epic.
Faye Bear responded to them saying simp.
Faye, are you jealous?
Faye Bear chill you know I'm a crack you shit what the fuck be going on in my
chat game hold on slash user Faye Bear well that's the shit Faye Bear said bro
I can't see it, bro.
She has 999 in the chat.
Love you, rage, caught, no, no, no, no, no.
What are your first logs looking like, Faye?
You be typing
Follows is August 31st
2025
Hmm
Emily no
Not while everyone's sleeping wait what she doing while everyone's streaming
I mean, you know how Asian feels.
Yo, she a normal ass chatter, gang.
Oh, she a normal ass chatter.
She's gonna be chatting, gang.
No cash.
Hello?
You ready?
Yes?
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
I'm not so nervous, shit, gang.
Oh!
Come over here, black!
What's up, man?
What's happening, Jason?
What's going on?
What up?
How are you, dude?
Shit, we checked, hold on.
Good to see you.
Oh, man.
You be shagging around here.
That's a swag, man.
You be shagging around here, man.
Check!
Yo, what's up, everybody?
Austin has pulled up the Florida.
That's right.
I came all the way down here for you,
because, look, I tell you what,
Moggin' you, see?
No, you are dressed far better.
I've been through hell traveling to this great state of Florida.
Great, great.
OK, I got a question for you.
Do you like Florida?
I love it.
I just want to be offensive.
I love it.
I love Florida.
To Florida.
Because a lot of people don't like Florida.
And I just want to know, if I started talking shit about Florida,
what would you feel?
That's bad.
It's bad.
Because Florida's great.
You've been here a long, probably a few hours now.
Minutes, maybe.
I mean, from the moment I got on the plane,
I was talking shit about Florida.
Cause all the people around me,
like the fucking people watching Fox News
and everything like that, it was crazy.
Wait, okay.
Wait, hold on, what does your chat think of Florida?
Chat loves Florida.
They think it's the best thing.
Oh, Florida is the best thing.
Oh my God, that's all you have to tell me.
You gotta fucking love Florida.
What is your preconceived notion about Florida?
You think about Florida, you think what?
Crazy fucking pizza.
It's not pseudo.
It's not crazy fucking people.
It's not pseudo.
Crazy Florida man.
I think of Florida man.
I think of like people like,
I just think of like crazy people.
We only have one zombie outbreak.
I think of like Trump flags.
I think of, you know, I think of.
You haven't seen one trail flag?
No, you're right.
Let me tell you something about Florida.
There are few spots in Florida that's considered Florida.
This is South Florida.
Broward County, okay below us is Miami above us is Palm Beach. Okay. Okay. That is South Florida. Okay, South Florida is
Florida, okay, there's a set exception to the role of that. No, that's where Disney is. I love Disney. Templar. Templar's just swagged.
I've been to Tampa. You feel me to feel Jacksonville out there. We got respect to Jackson. I've been to Jackson. There's little spots that I can consider Florida
But you in South Florida. So all that shit you be seeing Florida man. There's Florida man. Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna give you Florida because I think I just have to get over like I think initially when I got on the plane
I'm like, oh my god. You got like the the like
But you know like the the white dude with the gut and the maggot hat and the wispy hair
Once I get over that I think I think I just you just you know open
Open my mind to like what Florida really is bro. Listen, so this is why I'm here
You need to show me the best part of Florida,
because I think...
Because you guys do have good beaches.
We do.
You have great beaches.
The best beaches.
The most beautiful.
Both.
On the planet.
The baddest bitches.
The baddest bitches on the planet here in Florida.
Wait, hold on.
That was intense.
Wait, hold on.
I just want to see you say it.
Wait, you can say shit like that.
Wait, I don't know.
You said it, so I was like, I think I can.
I felt comfortable saying it.
I was just getting to your rules, this shit.
I said the baddest bitches.
I didn't think you was gonna say that shit.
You said it, and I, of course,
Of course, man, bitches be bad, it's bad.
I mean, I think bitches can be used in an endearing way.
That's what I'm gonna say.
Look, I'm a favorite.
Now, yes, I know you are.
And I'm trying to like know you are.
You, nobody supports women like you do.
And I think when you say bitches,
you're not saying bitches in a negative kind of way.
Bitch is the polite bitch.
I could be a bitch, you know what I mean?
And that's negative, that could be negative.
But like, I think you're using it in an endearing way.
But I do have a rule though, what's that?
What's that?
bitches can't call me bitch.
Okay, so nobody can call you a bitch.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, no, no, no, no.
I didn't say nobody.
Okay, who?
Oh, who can?
Niggas can't call you a bitch.
No, no, bitches can't call me bitch.
Okay.
Niggas can call me bitch,
I'm not gonna get that mad,
cause like, do a nigga.
Right.
But bitches can't call me bitch.
Right, okay, got it, well.
And there's words that,
Right.
Bitches can call me, but niggas can't call me.
Right.
Is that like equal?
It's equal.
Who can call me a bitch then?
Because I can't say that.
Yeah, I mean, your rules might be different.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what?
You see what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no.
Like, that's, so like, I'm just curious, who can call me a bitch?
Oh, to see that's up to you.
Okay, so I define it for myself.
Yes.
And by the way, to be clear, not every woman is a bitch.
I agree.
A woman is a woman and a bitch is a bitch.
Okay.
I see what you mean.
Did you notice that?
I get what you're saying.
The woman in my life, those are not bitches.
Those are women, those are girls, those are lovely ladies.
Right, lovely ladies, yes, absolutely.
A bitch is completely something else.
I understand, so what would you define as a bitch?
You see, I didn't study that in order to prepare that.
You know what, I think we just ended with you are a feminist
and you have unconditional support of women.
Unconditional.
Like, nobody supports women like your age.
I was raised by a single mother and I was raised by my little sister.
Exactly you are a feminist you were born to be a feminist you know I'm saying women were there for you before anybody else and
We all came out of a woman. You know what I mean? I
Mean I
Feel like different these days. I feel like certain situations be different
I feel like this be creative in labs and shit, right? Oh, you know what you're right about that
I think Nick is a dead as being like created by like I completely forgot about that. Do they be doing that yet?
No, no, no. Can niggas give birth?
Um, can men give birth?
Dude, niggas give birth, yeah.
Oh, now we're going down a path. Now let's change the topic, because I...
Oh, you don't know.
I don't know how... I want to be, you know...
So you do know, you just want to say it.
Well, I do...
What is the answer? What is the answer?
Wow, okay, now...
Can niggas give birth?
Well, now, what... you're saying this word, I need you to define it, because I don't know...
You're saying it so generally, I generally don't know who you're talking about.
Okay, so when I say niggas, I mean like, man.
Right, men.
Okay, men.
Got it.
Okay.
Dudes.
Okay.
So if you were talking about women, what would you say?
Woman.
Okay, okay.
I'd say woman.
No, this is good.
I'd say woman.
This is good.
Because I was just, okay.
So you are saying, you are asking me, now, look, I have been here for five minutes and
all this, we are already talking about transgender issues.
Yeah, let's talk about, let's talk about how we don't.
We don't talk about how great Florida is.
Yes.
No, you're right.
I came in hot with Florida.
But you know, I'll back off, you know what?
No, no, no, fuck that, fuck that.
I got, I got, I love the great state of Florida.
I'm sorry for, I apologize for insulting you
and the great state of Florida.
And it is your strength,
give me, you're working out with the fuck is that?
Yeah, of course.
Are you swallowing it up?
Yeah, of course I am, yes.
Of course I work out.
Bro, why are you being like,
they just be like, you'll be strong and shit,
you'll be just,
Do they know I'm gay?
Do y'all know, do you?
You're still gay, right?
Of course.
I haven't changed I love being gay. Yeah, yeah, by the way, if you didn't know he's gay. I'm gay as hell
I know I may not you know, I know yeah, oh they all you guys knew that you're fucking dope
Guys, thank you. I appreciate it. No, I'm very homosexual. You're gonna learn this weekend, too
I'm not gonna say
No, I just want I want to be I want to clarify but then I'm not gonna do that
But you guys are gonna learn that I'm a homosexual just by the way I am
How's that? How's that? How's that? How's that? How's that? Well, we're going to be doing content together throughout this weekend. And you know, they're just going to, you know, they're just going to learn. Okay. Hold on. I don't want to stand up. Nick, I'm not hard, gang, too. Listen, so you're asexual. I've been, I've been hearing about it. So what is, what is, tell me about that.
um asexuality i know asexuality is you know that's in the lgbtq ya but what's that i
intercess yes wow i'm calling i'm telling you i'm comp nigga you can't call me homophobic no more bro
comp comp means i think that's like part of my room comp is like how do i say like you have to
understand i was raised in portland oregon oh my were you yeah organ is beautiful it's a beautiful
place during certain times beautiful it is fucking beautiful so comp means like uh for short
the little time competitive competitive yes I'm just competitive mode okay let's play comp
okay okay got butts okay me and the bros now and niggas now on the internet we use comp in a way
where it's like uh let's actually a fire car got it drop that or that car come okay if you
mean let's just see them so I have a calm x5m competition bmw is that huh see comp it's comp
Hey, rage, I got a comp.
No, I'm not saying that.
I got a BMW comp.
No, I got a BMW comp too.
But it's not that way.
OK, let me give you notice, man.
OK.
I see a nigga hooping.
He's obviously next.
Like, he dies.
He's ready.
Right, right.
Yo, a nigga ask me, yo, you want to play that nigga?
I'm like, nah, that nigga comp.
That nigga comp.
Like, he's nice.
Like, he's good.
Like, he's comp.
He's fucking comp.
Yes, yes, yes.
I get it.
He's the he's competitive. Yeah, he's competitive. Okay. Okay. Let's say you okay calm. Okay. Let me try. Let me try. Yeah
Rage is really very good at Call of Duty. He's calm
Yeah, yeah, I feel like a little boring about it. Okay, but he's uh
He's woke and he's he's comp it
women loves women he's comp with women and this is tough okay okay okay okay
he's a comp feminist let me let me let me give you his name his feminism is cop
you're a competitive feminist let me give you an example that might like relate
Okay, let's say there's two niggas, okay, and you're talking about one niggas such though the niggas off, okay?
Yeah, two niggas. He sucks. He sucks other niggas off. Okay. Give me something that I can understand. I appreciate that
Thank you. Thank you. It takes 30 minutes to make the nigga bus. Okay. The other nigga makes takes five minutes to make the nigga bus
Okay, the nigga who made the did the five minute that nigga can't okay?
He's a comp. I get it. That's gay mad. That's gay mad. Why are you saying question marks in the guys?
Yeah, it's it's it's gay mad. It's almost sexual abuse.
No, it is. But listen though. Listen.
Okay. Alright. Alright.
I'm gonna ask Chat for it. I want to sit down and say it.
So the goal is to really show you Florida.
I'm ready.
And show you Florida is comp.
Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Okay. I get it. What's an activity or what is something where I could take him or show him?
That is they'll really embrace the floor in this we've done it with the streamer before
Wow, what the hell is wow? Oh my god a game. Oh, yeah, I'm I am taking you. Wow. What the hell is wow?
Now, wow, but I am taking you while I'm okay a gay bar. They want me to take they want
I've been to the gay bars a ton in Florida. I've been to a gay strip club. You guys have great gay strip clubs
You know what's crazy about Florida to me is for how homophobic like how we're like conservative homophobic is they have better gay strip clubs in
California. Yeah, Florida is the part. Yeah, I was like you guys have a gay strip in gay city in Florida called the manor like it's literally an entire gay city
What about that shit?
What's the manners?
Of course I don't know what it is.
Gay is fuck.
Gay is hell.
The whole town is like gay mayor, gay haircut.
They have a gay mayor?
Yes, they have a gay mayor.
Everything's gay in the manner.
It's everything.
What?
It's crazy.
No, it's the gay everything.
It's not more gay than like that.
The gayest people.
It's not more gay than LA and New York.
Or Atlanta.
Okay, my first time I was in Atlanta,
I was thinking of going to a diaper
with a Terry S. Thaws out in a fucking skirt and some ocean.
You had a fucking white, fucking tidy white
and diaper on the skirt gang.
What?
You feel me?
That man may have just not even been gay,
he may have just been fucking crazy.
I don't know what's going on.
Raise your gotta move there, you fit right in.
Bro, I don't like that they didn't get the S right.
Yo, Chad.
I'm switching these things.
Okay, you can't.
No, I'll just get back here.
Listen, Chad, think about it.
Where can we take him in Florida
that really show off how cool it is to come to Broward?
You understand?
We've done it before.
Think about it.
The fucking hood!
I want to take the block, I want to take the fucking block.
But you can't, I've never been to the hood.
Okay, that's understandable.
Well, okay, so I, okay.
But let's tell me about it.
I would love to go see your neighborhood.
This is gonna be some rules though.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm very excited, I'd love to go see your neighborhood.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Okay.
But like, you see me, you just gotta be like,
you're gonna teach me some rules.
Do you think I'd fit in?
Let me take care of it.
No? What do you think? I mean, like, do I, do I, is this what I wear?
Yeah, like, like, that's swag. I think you're pretty swag.
What do you think? Huh?
What's up, President?
Hey, cars?
Oh, yeah, no, they're Abercrombie and Fitch.
Yeah.
Okay.
Abercrombie and Fitch, a little, uh, you know.
Just swag?
You know, black socks underneath.
Uh, got the, uh, converse.
Uh, you know what I mean? I mean, what do you think?
Oh, that's actually swag, man.
You got swag, nigga, you got swag, nigga's on the black,
they're spending nigga with swag.
Okay, so they ain't gonna change him.
Maybe not change him, I see you got some nice shit
right here, we keeping it under.
Yeah, I'm not flashing it out here.
Not flashing it out.
I'm just kinda gonna go a little bit.
Wait, you know how the deck niggas up?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, was that too much?
That was perfect, but the animation is not, like, no?
Okay, like the snap is swag, but you gotta, like,
you gotta snap like, you gotta have a shot at snap like.
Okay, okay, I got you.
Yo, out of the seat, that should have been.
All right, all right, so we're gonna teach me how to do it.
That was good, brother.
Okay, all right, so here, you do it, you do it,
and then I'll, I'll,
It's really, look, look, let me just talk.
It's too much.
It's too much animation, like you're like,
all right, well, like that's not, that's not,
it's like you just, like it's normal,
like you're just doing that, it's like,
like you didn't even gotta put your hand up when you said it.
You didn't just do it down there.
Okay, just, okay, good, brother.
Okay, don't look at me for too long.
Okay, okay.
Look away.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go back.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
One more time.
I think I'm gonna get it.
Alright.
One more time.
You go back.
Let's get it.
If you gotta do that, you gotta get it.
I know.
I'm too much about the steps.
Concentrate.
Alright, just snap on that.
It's like, snap on the icing on it.
I'm going to have it like we just, because I can't, like,
I'm going to be okay.
Oh, ready, let's go, man.
I was going to say, man, good to see you.
How are you?
I'm fine.
You're all in the bag.
Okay, I'm fine.
You're dead.
I'm in the bag.
One more time.
That's good, man. I'm doing great.
One more time.
Okay, let's slide off like that.
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
It's good, brother.
It's good, man.
Okay.
Let it go.
Okay, so like right here,
just pull apart when you do that.
Like that.
You feel me?
This is very intricate.
Okay, what is this?
Oh, I can see it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Can I see it?
Okay, cool.
Okay, okay, okay.
Good, brother.
Come on.
Yo, off it, you got it.
Yo, off it.
Listen, listen, look.
Boom, boom, okay.
Slap.
Like you're gonna.
Okay.
Cause friction.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, whoa, what is healed me? Oh, but it's gonna be bad. Okay. What is what does that mean?
All right. What does that mean? What is healed dead-ass shut up? What is healed?
Yeah, okay, what does healed mean? Okay, so
Healed is what they type when like a man when a woman are like flirting and shit
Oh, I'm like you feel me wait. They're gonna try to ship us. He has a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend
Shut up, man. We won't go into like, you know
I've got a boyfriend. It's all good the top. I'm yeah, and we wouldn't if you were gay you would be the tops
We would be incompatible. Yeah, what do you know? So wouldn't even work out. What do you fuck the work?
That's right. It wouldn't even work out. We wouldn't be compatible. We you know, so it's not even
Not even a thing see so that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so chat you can't ship us respect your relationship
Yeah, you got to respect my relationship. You can't be shipping us. What is this?
Austin tell rage what type he would be is he a otter a bear
He need what the fuck is that? What is that? He they want me to teach you gay terms
What the fuck are otter I love otters, okay? They're my favorite little animal like see okay?
Fuck our I mean, I don't know is it time for like I'm gonna look we're gonna be doing
So you're gonna take me to the to the to your neighborhood. Yeah, we're taking to the block
Okay, so by the way somebody got mad at me because I was on the song stream and I said the hood and they've got mad at me
They were like that's inappropriate to say
Wait, what content did you say the hood though?
I said rage is gonna take me to to the hood in your words. That's what you told me. Yeah
Yeah, so I said to the hood. Okay, so but but I but ever since they got mad at me
I said I'm gonna go to them take you. I mean he's gonna go. I'm your neighborhood. I'm excited right, okay
You fuck with us our community they cool of course of course and it wasn't everybody most people it was just a few
Sees a few projects. Okay. Okay a little bit more
Stats it is okay, so they think that they care about we don't give a fuck. Yes. I understand
I understand. Well, you want to say you can say hardf. You know what a fucking one in here. I can't I have the past
I can say the hardf, but I'm not gonna say because the thing about twitch is I can't say it because
because if they, here's the brief, here's the thing.
I could drop, I'd say the F-slur all the time.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, no.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
I was kidding, I was kidding.
I went out with him off camera, he never says it.
I actually never say it, he never says it.
But we were trying to discuss a trade.
Yeah, which I declined.
Yeah, he declined.
Like, turned down the trade.
I'm still trying to, I'm willing to come,
I didn't even come to the table.
I'm trying to.
He was trying to trade, I said,
I'm not coming to the table.
So anyway, but on Twitch, I still can't say the F-Slayer.
The reason is, is if I say it, then a lot of people
are just going to be like, I'm gay, ha, ha, ha.
And then they'll just say the F-Slayer.
You see what I'm saying?
Nobody can.
That's good, I too.
You know what I mean?
Nobody can tell if somebody's gay.
But if somebody else has a pass for another word,
you know what I mean?
It's easier than to moderate.
We've got to figure out another method.
Yeah, exactly.
We just haven't found it out yet.
Right, exactly.
So that's how it works, but you know.
So what the fuck is an honor, Austin, what is that?
Okay, so I'm gonna go through gay terms, okay?
I'm gonna go through gay terms, all right?
An otter is just a very slender, like normal body type,
like not really like super fit,
like just kind of normal body type.
Like somebody take a guy that's like skinny,
but never works out.
Oh, let's think of a shrimp and that'd be an honor.
No, no, but wait, wait, wait, let's go see.
I'm not, no, no, that's a twink.
That's a twink.
That's a twink, that's a textbook twink, right there,
SGC is textbook twink.
We'll get to that, all right, but we'll get to that one.
Otter is like a man who like doesn't really go to the gym,
like in my interpretation, doesn't really go to the gym,
kind of slender and very hairy.
That's an honor, that's an honor.
A bear is like a bigger guy, like overweight,
kind of, you know, heavier.
I don't want to say overweight, you mean it says it.
Hasan.
No, Hasan's not a bear.
Hasan would be like a, oh, simply as a bear, simply.
Simply would be, he's actually, a bear is like,
think about like a biker guy,
like a guy like a Harley riding a Harley,
like a hairy stuff, hair coming out, that's a bear.
S-Fan, S-Fan.
S-Fan.
fans see like it's kind of hard like yeah K-Soul would be a better if he was K-Soul
K-Soul K-Soul K-Soul K-Soul hot right on uh S-Fan I don't really know how to explain
he's a hairy dude too but like he is closer cuz he's not like you know as big he
would be more of an honor I'd say. Hasan is like more like a like a hump oh like
Like a huh me. Let me. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You're more like a job. I'd say
How many words do y'all got we got jock twink twunk?
Honor bear. What's a twunk? So a twink is like a
More or less a man
Who's kind of like boyish looking does that make sense?
Like somebody who's like you typically a twink is somebody that's like in their
Early to mid to late 20s. Okay, sort of like kind of has
I don't like dance points.
Yeah, and then a twunk is like a muscular version of that.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I could pull up some photos,
but your search history would probably be fucked up.
But that, and then there's a,
and then jock is like a muscle,
like a, kind of like a, like me, you know what I mean?
That's me.
And I think you would probably be more like a jock
because you work at it, it's clear, right?
So, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know, do you guys think?
What do you think, Rage is?
Don't ask them.
What do you think they think?
I want to see what they think, genuinely.
You're asking Chad to be genuine in any situation.
Of course, I want to see what they think.
It doesn't fucking exist.
They can't be genuine.
Twink, okay.
You see?
They can't be fucking genuine.
Okay, but here's the deal with Chad.
I know you were trying to like,
bug with him, but he is not a twink.
You are not a fucking dog.
No, you.
Ah!
My dog, nigga.
My fucking dog, nigga.
Okay, that boy, no, I ain't no fucking fanboy.
Listen.
Wait, do y'all follow 40s
or is that completely different like the universe?
No, it's another universe.
Like, to me, this is my opinion, genuinely.
Whatever you fuck with,
as long as it's like legal and consensual,
I'll give a fuck, you know what I mean?
That's how much I do.
like people that are like furries like it's not my thing but fucking I'm gonna
damn why does that affect me that shit never affects me that shit doesn't
affect me in fact I don't get it like I saw I was at the Chicago airport and I
had so much respect for this guy because he you know you have the you know I've
ever seen a furry like with the big like I say I'm not saying this man came into
the airport after a furry convention and you know how when you go on an
airplane, you got a personal item and a carry-on. He had the furry mask as his carry-on.
He just put it up in the overhead come bin and everything with no shame whatsoever.
And I had to respect it. I said, you know what, you're out here just being a furry.
That's how I feel about that. And doing your thing. That's how I feel about that. See?
What? We could all respect a thought. That's a proud thought.
If you were thought masquerading as a loyal bitch, like...
What is it?
You think what I'm saying?
But if you a thot, tell everybody,
let everybody know you a thot,
let everybody know you're pussy for free
and everybody can go fuck it
and nobody gonna be mad at you, gang.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, what?
That's how the world can keep going,
they're all doing nothing.
I don't slut shame at all, I'm a slut.
You think what I'm saying?
I got no problem, no thot,
but I guess I'm probably lying about your thotness
and they gonna be one with your thotness, man.
Right.
Just be one with it.
Be honest.
Exactly.
You're gonna say that?
Right.
Yes.
Do what you want to do.
I don't care.
Right?
Who hurt you?
Yeah.
I haven't been hurt.
I don't think, yeah, if you're a thought, then do that.
What is a thought?
A whore.
Oh.
Like a slut.
Ain't no wrong with...
Oh.
I think I use that as an internment of endearment.
I feel like I'm a whore.
You're a whore with a boyfriend.
Well, when you're gay, we'll talk about that later,
but when you're gay, you never stop having fun,
that's all I'm saying.
It's just, for us,
what the fuck is that even mean?
Well, hold on, I don't wanna get too much into it,
but basically, like, look.
Nah, you opened the door, you said this shit.
All right, look, I'm not saying that, like,
look, when you're straight, this is how your life goes.
Okay, you're born.
Yeah.
All right?
You were straight on top.
Yes, I was so little.
Or you were spot.
I thought I was straight. Okay. I thought I was straight for a period of time. Okay. This is what you grow up. You're born you're straight. Yeah
You go to school. You have a girlfriend fucking Matt you with one of those
No, yeah, no, no, I had one in the eighth grade. Okay. I don't want to say her name. We'll call her Susan
My first kiss was a girl. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah
I used to sneak off into the woods and you know make-out says yes. Yes. Okay, Paul. She had no boobs, which makes sense
So, when you were kissing girls, will you picture them as dudes or no, I didn't know
at the time.
So, were you getting around?
Yes, I was.
I was very confused.
I was like, why?
I was like, I was actually enjoying it at the time.
I don't know.
I was in eighth grade, you know?
But you're in eighth grade, like anything works at that point, you know what I mean?
You're eighth grade, you know?
So, okay, so your life is a straight man, right?
girlfriends go to high school prom right and then you know you go to I'm sure a
lot of you are living the life of straight men right now I'm sure there's
some straight men in here you go to a party yeah and then like all your
buddies at the end of the night the end of the night is always the same with
straight men man oh so close can you believe it until such and such came and
fucking took her back and ruined the whole fucking thing every night every
party right at the end. Y'all are just in a corner just like oh fuck man like you
were trying to get laid and you didn't get laid every single time that's how
it works. Every once in a while it changes but that's how most straight men
that's most of the life. You live that life until you finally settle down and
you meet a girl and then you get married and then you have children and then
you're 26, 27 that's it right? The rest of your life you're married. Let me tell you a life for you.
Wait, what ages did you say?
26, 27, 28, people are getting married older, okay?
All right, now, let me tell you a life of the game, man.
Extra list.
Picture it.
Go out to the club.
You know, when you start going to the clubs.
Instead of coming back, you didn't get laid.
You did get laid.
Every time.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Now, what if you are going out as a straight man,
and you're just so happy to get mad at hoes?
Like, you're just so happy to...
Well, I think that's rare, right?
Am I right straight, man?
Isn't that rare?
Right?
And anyway,
isn't that rare?
So look, and you do, and it does happen,
and then you continue to party
and have fun for the rest of your life.
And you still get married if you want to.
So can you go to the club without your boyfriend tripping on you?
Yes, of course, because he's a confident man.
So can you go to a gay strip club without your boyfriend tripping on you?
If I wanted to, I could.
Can you come home at whatever time you want without your boyfriend tripping on you?
Of course.
But he would probably be with me, but like, of course, he's a very confident man.
Of course.
I am dating a confident man.
And I want to be clear.
I'm kind of being silly a little bit.
Like not all, not everybody, all gay people are going to come to watch people.
Everybody's different. Everybody's different.
Everybody's different. Like, they're a gay man that want to have and settle down and have a family and do the whole, you know, straight thing, you know what I mean?
But from your experience, you've seen a lot more gay men open to this.
From my experience, I'm describing my life, basically. I'm describing you my life.
Now, but not everybody has any experience. I don't want to make it seem like gay people are just out there, you know, fucking and sucking constantly, you know what I mean?
I do think that we do it more than straight people, though. I do think that. You know what I mean?
I do think that like gay people, I genuinely believe this and no offense to straight culture.
Yeah.
But I think gay people are having more fun and I don't think it's even close.
I don't know if y'all have more fun, okay?
You don't know!
I don't know!
Hold on!
You guys, if you say no we aren't, you're thinking about it because you're like, I wouldn't
have fun being gay because you're not gay, but imagine if you were gay.
gay people are having their own fun
and they're having a fucking blast.
I'm telling you.
Do you see what I'm saying, Chad?
Like, bear with me.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying that,
and there's a couple of chatters saying,
well, STDs, motherfucker, straight people
get a lot of STDs.
In fact, gay people have it,
we have preventative measures
unlike anything that the straights have.
Well, put that again, who's that in the check?
Somebody, your ID or something like that?
I went away. I think it was somebody that's you knew who's this was a very fine. I go who was that? Who was that? Oh, oh
Yeah, that's my boyfriend
Yeah, that's my boyfriend. He said I forgot my okay, so this is a story
So this story Christian and I Christians is named a Christian birthday Christian. He's not getting he's actually from Florida
Actually, he is so he can't talk shit about Florida. No, I key. He's I actually talk shit
I literally text him, I was like, I cannot believe you grew up here in Florida.
Hey, Christian gang, don't let that nigga slide like that.
So Christian and I went out to, we went out to an Indian restaurant and we had some, we
had another gay couple in town that they were visiting and the gay couple, we were like,
I was like, let's go to the strip club just for fun.
And I don't go there to like get turned on.
I just think it's like a spectacle.
I like to watch it's fun.
And Christian's like, I forget my ID.
I forgot my ID.
And I went, Christian, what the fuck?
Like, I want to, and he's like,
you can go away in the car, right?
But I thought it was a test, so I didn't do it.
But he was so confident that he would have just
let me go in, yo, and then just wait it in the car.
And he wouldn't, the thing about Christian
is he doesn't pull that like, oh, I'm testing you stuff.
He's up front, the girls be doing that.
I know, I know.
Hey girls, take notes.
Hey girls, take notes, man.
Women do that, and I'll be honest with you.
I don't know, women to me are so complicated.
I don't know how you guys do it.
Cause I don't, I, like I love women.
Nobody supports women more than I do.
But like, I don't know how you guys do it
because, well, first of all, they're much smarter than we are.
So they could cook your ass, right?
They could really cook your ass.
like objectively they are much smarter than we are as men so but I just don't I
don't like cuz like a lot of people will be like cuz I'm gay they'll come to me
and they'll be like Austin give me some advice on girls you can't you can't I
don't have I grew up I was raised a straight man I grew up as a straight man
I pretty much only had straight guy friends I watched football right because
a lot of people are like oh you're gay so you like shopping and interior design
No, I'm a huge Minnesota Vikings fan. I haven't missed the game since 2004, right? Every time I go
Yes, they do see see that's a chat. What's that? What else is you know, J. Nick watch a sport nigga?
Yeah, niggas don't watch sports game. They can't they do that's cat. No, they do they do
I'm telling you I'm a Minnesota Vikings fan. I can tell
Stop, stop, bike, bike, bike, bike, go, bike,
games running out the score, your hair is yeah, four more.
V-I-K-I-M-G-S, score, bike, games, let's go.
Wait, so we want to go to Baltimore.
Seattle Seahawks.
You got to.
Hey, Sam Donald, the Vikings let him go.
Sam, this is a Seahawks household.
Yeah, Seahawks.
Seahawks?
See, I know.
Yeah, I know.
So look, we watch sports.
Like, I watch sports.
I'm a Vikings fan.
Every time I go to Minnesota, once a year,
I'm on the 50 yard line, five rows back from the bench.
I'm, you know, you remember the Minneapolis Miracles?
Anybody remember the Minneapolis Miracle?
Stefan Diggs in the end zone, I was there, right?
Five yards behind on the 50 yard line.
I was, I was crying.
So would you fuck Stefan Diggs?
No, no.
Why?
He's just not my, I don't know, I wouldn't fuck.
Cause the thing about the other,
the other misconception I want to crush.
Crush it.
Is that like the most unattractive thing
a man could be to me is straight.
You know what I mean?
Once you tell me you're straight,
immediately not attracted to you.
Why?
Because like, why would I want to,
why would I think about this?
Have you ever had somebody that had a crush on you
and you were not fucking with it?
Like, have you ever had that?
Yeah.
You know how that feels?
Like, no matter what they do, it's never gonna happen.
Yeah.
That's, I know how that feels.
So if somebody tells me they're straight,
it's just not gonna happen.
Okay, so look, I have a look.
Okay, I can't even say he's in my home,
I had her on me, right? Okay. High school. Okay. High school. I'm god. He was getting bitches. He was fucking gay. You can't girls
You've got you're probably cool. I got you. But you know time goes by
You just make him flange in the neighborhoods and shit, you know, okay? Yeah
But so the girl I was fucking with at the time
Tells me oh, yeah, you remember so-so. Yeah
He's gay. Really? I'm like, oh, all right. Yeah
But okay
Ever since she told me that
Landon ties throughout the year this nigga would DM reply to my story heart eyes and shit. Okay. He knows I'm not gay
Now I'm not saying every I think most gay men not all most gay men in my experience
Like here's the thing
It's well enough straight guys. It cracks me up straight guys go to gay clubs. I'm like, I don't want I don't want to get it on
You know what you're you know what you're more likely to happen to you when I see you straight at the club
I go that clearly is with his girlfriend
I go fuck with him. That's my favorite thing to do gay people
Maybe may he just fuck with you because they're gonna
Know you have that reaction. So he's just trolling you the whole time
I have a response to this fucking 10 years, like, not again.
He's probably just fucking with you.
Because he's probably like, oh my god,
I'm making him so uncomfortable with the hard eyes.
And you don't even know how to react.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I see a straight guy, to me, good trolls.
Like, that's the thing.
Because I've been gay for so long, like, I don't give a fuck.
So I'm so comfortable.
So it's funny.
It's amusing to me to watch straight guys be like,
I'm not gay.
It's like, who the fuck are you trying to prove that for?
I got a question.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm sorry.
Yo, Chad, this might come off as like a gay sponsorship.
I promise you.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not giving it a B.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Now that I know homophobic.
Homophobic shit.
Okay, okay.
I never had a gay homie.
Okay.
I never had a gay nigga in my room.
What?
Really?
I'm the first one.
Whoa.
Actually, this might come out homophobic.
We have different thoughts now.
What?
Look, you don't gotta worry about being homophobic with me.
I think that like,
Because here's the deal, you don't, you don't, there's, people think that homophobia means
like, I don't think you, you don't hate gay people. You know what I mean? You just may not fully
understand everything and you just need to be educated on things so you can develop an understanding.
Homophobia doesn't mean, a lot of people are like, I'm not homophobic. And it's like, no, it's not
because you're, you're not homophobic. I'm not, because they think when you say you're homophobic,
Like I don't hate gay people. That's true. You don't hate gay people
You just may not understand what you're saying may
Affirmative it's not even about offending. It's just like you just may not understand what you're saying or the way you're saying something
Yeah, I feel like oh, that's fucked up. Yeah, but I didn't but that wasn't your intention. I mean, so so
So many the chance at this dude's gay. Yeah, no shit. No somebody said this Chinese gay. Yo good looking people. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, but this is somebody's tagging me says he literally fucked men. That's what they
Anyway, so
Okay, so they can ask me. Okay, would you let a game in your room?
Uh-huh. Oh, like like like sexually. No, he's like, would you let a game?
Would you be what you let again in the room? I said fuck no. Oh, yeah, that's humble folk
like in what way if you're like if you're like well imagine imagine let me
tell you why though I think people just come with it at it at like a back
because what I said like no no you you thought it meant yeah man would you let
it a man in your room to have sex like off the rip if you ask me now I'm
thinking of some sexual shit yeah like no yeah of course then that's not
homophobic you feel me okay that's not homophobic you don't have to sleep with
to prove that you're not homophobic.
But if you were just like,
I don't wanna be around the gay person.
That's homophobic.
Okay, so how do you feel about,
cause face plan was getting hella homophobic out of this.
And it was because like, okay.
So, I'm like sometimes gay jokes is funny, bro.
I'm a two minute baby.
Sometimes like,
like sometimes Ron is doing a little gay shit
and it'd be funny.
And people find that homophobic
cause like you're making a mockery of,
but like I know these niggas, they don't fucking,
they don't care, they actually don't care.
But it'd be funny to listen.
How do you feel about things that be at the Zesty?
Like, the Zesty stuff?
Like, I don't know.
I, it technically is, like, am I?
I got, just to be sure.
You can even ask that.
I've never, okay, did anything Zesty.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I got you.
And are you cool?
Cause I don't want to, I don't want it to, like,
get super serious here.
Like, I'm trying to, you know.
Oh, no, no, no, this is cool.
This is what, this is what people gotta worry about is Twitter.
Okay.
Chat and YRG, YRG, I'm a lot,
Nobody said I got the best common one because they so open-minded. Okay, cool
But Twitter is where the autoconset has happened and I sit next to the son on oh, yeah
Twitter is eating his ass constantly. Yeah, okay
My thing is this I I grew up
Very straight the thing how about this? Let me explain it to you
I am like you guys know I'm gay, right? But I I kind of I'm more straight presenting than a lot
So my experience growing up, I didn't experience a lot of homophobia because a lot of people
wouldn't identify me as gay.
So I didn't get called the F-slur.
People didn't impersonate like, what if you happen to be a feminine gay man and that's
who you are and you got somebody mocking you at your whole identity as a joke.
You know what I mean?
So that's all I'm going to be like.
So for me, I don't get, because it's not, I didn't deal with that.
But you don't see how other people would.
I can see how other people would be, you know.
Like, and I don't think Ron is a hateful person.
He's not.
He doesn't hate gay people.
And when he says it, I believe him.
He did though.
But he just doesn't understand.
And also like, if you're gonna make a gay joke,
make it fucking funny.
You know what I mean?
I don't, I'm down with a good gay joke.
Comedy is getting away with it, you know what I mean?
You know, that's what I'm saying.
Comedy is getting away with it.
Like even like Dave Chappelle, for example, right?
When he was on the trans joke.
I wasn't getting roasted for that.
Yeah.
Okay.
But here's the thing.
Here's the problem with Dave Chappelle and the, and those jokes is in my opinion,
is my opinion.
I think Dave Chappelle is one of the greatest comedians of all time.
I still watch his stuff, but the thing that Dave messed up with, in my opinion,
is I don't think the jokes, I don't want to funny.
He wasn't getting away with it.
You know what I mean?
You could, cause I went and saw his like, he just wasn't getting away with the
You know what I mean? In my opinion. Like the butt of the joke was that fuck trans people. You know what I mean?
Like that can't be. Yeah, that's right. The joke got to be confident. That's what you hate. And I love, don't get me wrong.
I love Dave Chappelle, but that's an example. You see what I'm saying?
And I don't want to get too serious, but like it just make it funny in my opinion. Make it a good joke, you know?
Again, so. Not on some gay sponsorship shit. I'm genuinely curious. I always ask this. Yeah. Why do like
How do I work this for?
Are we getting a gay lecture?
This is my chan-
PhD in gay. This is my chance to learn shit. I understand comedy is subjective
But there is like in my- you're right. You're right. It is subjective. Um, okay, okay
This is a gay ad. Why do certain gay niggas? Uh-huh. They be overly like they act more like girls than girls sometimes
Like it's overly like
I don't even- I don't want to mock it, but like you feel them? Yeah, I do. You know what I'm saying?
Like they be fluffing hair and they don't even got fucking hair on their head, you know?
What's he doing? Okay. Let me ask you this. Why do why do some straight men go? Oh, like why are they going like this all the time?
Right? It's because it's who they are. Okay. Well, I'll call it a loser though. Oh
But but okay, my point is this here let me let me explain
It is just it is who they are and I know it's hard to believe because you're not like you're not gay
You're not that way, but it is who they are and they are freely expressing themselves who they are
You know, to some extent we are all in some like we all like you go to the thing
I'm always wondering about like I go to straight clubs sometimes and they always say that like gay people are like playing it up
Dude, everybody I go to clubs and everybody's like putting on like everybody's like putting on like a
Everybody's putting on a front. Yeah, I got an ox. You know niggas in the club music on niggas in the back
Yeah, see like everybody's putting up like a you know
They like this with the music on the background, all the strength is on the club, that's how they know them.
Chang is trying to be cool.
Look at him, look at him.
The thing is, I'll explain, and I know you're not trying to be homophobic or whatever, but they are just who they are.
That's just who they are.
like one you know they're just having a good time and they're doing and that is
who and like I know it it may feel like they're being performative but I know
these people like I've met you know I was how that would alarm all the time
they're my closest friend they are who that is who they are you know what I
mean and they don't give a fuck you ever met a drag queen before like somebody
doing drag? Oh, what? You want to drag queens? Yeah, drag. Um, it's, it's like, um, like,
they be like, like, they're like in full beat, full beat, makeup, wig, everything, drag.
And they are the T, L2B, no, no, oh, trans women, trans women can be drag queens, but
they aren't necessarily. So not every drag queen is a trance. Yes, it's trans woman.
is a Transformer.
Yeah, no, not every drag queen is a Transformer.
There are trans women that are drag queens,
but there are drag queens.
Not all drag queens are men and women.
So if you have a drag queen spot,
it can literally just be like, he takes off all his wig
and makeup and whatever, and he's just a gay man.
Oh.
But I mean, straight people can do drag, too.
But it's rare, but straight people can do drag.
It's just people doing drag, you know what I mean?
Like that, that's what it doesn't necessarily mean.
It's a trans woman.
I just learned, see?
We're learning, we're learning.
And wait, can I tell him where I'm taking you this weekend?
Can I tell him where I'm taking you this weekend?
I'm taking a rage to his first ever drag brunch ever.
So I'm taking you to drag brunch.
You can't see, you can't act like a, I'm taking him to drag.
I'm taking them to Drag Brunch.
This could be, I was, I was, I was, I was at, I was at.
Oh, Drag Brunch.
Oh, you don't even know what that is.
So there's this thing called Drag Brunch, okay?
There's this thing called Drag Brunch,
and it happens all over the country.
It's, it's a lot of LGBTQ people,
straight everybody can be there.
It's, it's, everybody's welcome, okay?
And you go and you sit at a table,
and you get fucked up beyond belief.
Unlimited, bottomless mimosas, breakfast,
and they do an entire drag performance.
So the drag queens come up, and they perform,
and they lip sync basically,
the drag performance, and they perform.
And we're going in Florida,
and you guys have the best drag queens in the world.
You have like, like, I have, yes,
you have drag queens that fall from the ceiling
and drop into the splits, like it's fucking insane.
I have a question.
Okay, and I'm taking you,
as part of the streams that we're gonna do,
it's crazy, it's crazy, and I'm excited for you to see it.
I have a question.
Okay.
Why?
Let's say it.
Okay.
Because I've seen clips of drag stuff.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I see they're beginning to puke faces.
Are you allowed to be like, ah, good.
Or you got it, or you got it, like take it.
Just the thing, be like, no, no, I was thinking like,
oh, like they, they're gonna, if you, the more you go,
oh, they're gonna fuck with you.
No, but I'm not gonna go, oh, whatever, I mean,
I can't say like, don't they be putting like,
titties in your faces or shit?
Yeah, but you don't like titties?
See, see, I got you.
See, I got you different, like, see?
Look at him, he don't like titties, what's going on?
Nah, nah, nah, but look.
So what happens if I'm like, nah, I can get hit him.
I'm good.
No, don't do it, don't do it.
The drag queens, drag queens, think about drag queens
is having a PhD in gay, right?
LGBTQ, they are the most secure.
Think about it this way, if you're a man that's gay,
you're a man, not all drag queens,
but most drag queens are gay men.
You're a gay man that is performing in front of a crowd,
dressed as a woman, like,
shake legs, high heels, dancing, lip-syncing.
You are the most confident motherfucker ever.
So what if I'm like this?
So, go have him.
I would, like, I would like him.
Oh, they're gonna eat your,
they're gonna go, they're gonna bite your body language.
You gotta just, you gotta just sit there
and just, just enjoy the show.
And they're not gonna fuck with you.
Like, it's all silly stuff.
It's not, and if they do, like, it's just,
The thing is like what I feel like everybody's just got to fucking relax like you know what I mean like the only people
This food era the yeah, there's tons of food and you get like the thing is if you're so worried about people thinking that you're gay
You're probably gay
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you just be just be who the fuck you are. I actually have it if you're like I'm not gay
I'm not gay that draws more attention than being than being actually have a game. I mean I lot about
Oh, I haven't lived with him. I actually have a gay woman. I want you to meet one day. Okay, crap. Maybe you're pretty gay
You think he's there is he actually I didn't tell you that's what he's so he said he was there
He doesn't know I think he's bisexual. Okay. Well, you see you gotta let him tell you that
But he says he's gay, but he also likes the world
I'm thinking again like you know what I think we're so I feel like we're so obsessed like people are just like well
I'm gay. I'm straight. I'm bisexual. I think sexuality is so fucking complicated. Like we don't even know
Always have to put everybody in boxes like you're this because you're this you're that you're this you're that you know what I mean
But a lot of people are saying he is I don't know maybe I've needed I'd be like, yeah, you know
I had to take myself outside of a box and put me back in a box with a
No, look, I'm good and your community is fucking awesome. Great. I was like not sure I was like
I'm giving you guys practically a lecture, and they're fucking eating it up
They're not
This is I'm actually so this is so fucking cool. They're actually this is so fucking cool if this was like a bad chat
Yeah, what's it look at the propaganda you're trying to put it?
No, no, no, this is great. No, this is awesome. No, I'm really I'm really proud
This is awesome. No, this is great. I'm happy. I'm really happy to be here and like, you know
I may not have all the answers to your questions
You know what I mean? Like I may not be because like I said, I grew up kind of like I'm still learning to everybody got different
My boyfriend
His lived experience as a gay man is different than mine. You know what I mean? Like things affect him
That's a fact. Oh, that's a fact because he grew up in he grew up in Florida like like oh, yeah
I want to dox him, but he grew up in Southwest Florida. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it was on his ass.
Yeah, so like he got called an F-slur,
like he got called all that.
I mean, I call him an F-slur sometimes too,
because you know, I mean, come on, let me look at him.
But like, you know, but, no, I'm just kidding.
But like, we just, see the thing is, is like,
the F, let me talk about the F-slur for a second.
It's not a big.
Gay people use it with each other
because it removes the power of the word,
it takes the power away of the word.
That's how we feel about nigger, bro.
Yeah, so it's a similar idea is that you a lot of gay people will call each other the F slur because it takes the power away
Now I like for me. I mean, I don't know like a lot of people
There are some people in the community that don't like it
But like it takes the power away cuz like yeah, like I think
Like I was laughing at something because people call him the F slur more than me
I'm like you don't even gay. I even you know people call it
I don't bra on God straight people get called after but the actual give you a call that's like
What it is they didn't even use this use as a mean word. Yeah, no like the mean word like like I know what's mean like
I was in West Hollywood one time so chat West Hollywood, California. It's like a very gay neighborhood. Okay, so this dude for a gay
Yes, see you don't even know you need to prove it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know like I'm pretty gay if you know me
I'm pretty gay, but I live in West Hollywood, California
I was walking down the street.
Yeah.
Somebody rolls down the window.
Yeah.
Yelled it.
I went, what the fuck is going on?
I said, in West Hollywood, can you fucking believe it?
That's right.
Can you fucking believe it?
Yeah, it wasn't one of your audience.
No.
It was a drag queen.
Oh, what the fuck?
And I was like, oh, fucking son of a bitch.
I was like, oh, what's up, son of a bitch?
I was like, it was another drag queen.
It was another gay person.
You know, I'm the officer.
I'm the car.
I'm straight. Yeah. Yeah. I'm straight. Yeah. Exactly. You scared me. And I'm straight presenting. So sometimes I'll say it around other gay people. And they'll be like, and they'll be like, you know, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, that's your little, I want to tell them about what we're doing this weekend. So I'm taking you to drag
I'm taking to the block I'm taking to the block taking to the which by the way
I'm really looking forward to you get to watch the Super Bowl together and
So I'm taking you do a couple things. I'm I have a show called you're coming on my show after the block called in
Austin show in the tub
It's a show called in the tub where I get to know you okay, so we sit in a bathtub. No homo
It's a non-sexual show, but it's called in the tub
Basically, I've got a show called In The Tub,
where we are going to basically sit in a tub,
not naked, we'll be together.
No homo, chat, no homo.
It's a non-sexual show.
I've done it with Valkyrie, I've done it with Pokimane,
I've done it with, what's your favorite?
I've done it with Ludwig, no, I've done it with Ludwig.
I mean, but Ludwig is a twink.
Yes, he is, and nothing happens.
So it was very like, whatever.
I've done it with Wilmeth, okay?
I've done it, it's a lot of fun.
I'm gonna interview you tomorrow in the tub.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
I'm doing that tomorrow with Rage.
And then another thing that we're doing,
wait, I don't know if I can,
the last time I'm gonna leave a secret.
Okay, I don't want to tell you the secret.
It awaits us a real thing,
like that's the real thing you do in the tub?
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it.
We're doing that tomorrow.
I brought my entire production crew out here for it.
We're doing the entire crew.
Actually, I got my entire crew there in the other room.
I brought out lighting, I have cameras, I got everything.
The last time I was in the chat,
but hold on, it's not sexual.
at all. I heard you've been in the tub with somebody. What was that about?
What was essential? No, no, he was my, he was my caretaker.
He was your what?
He was my caretaker.
He broke my knee and shit. So he was taking care of me.
Okay.
I got in the tub and he ended up getting in the tub and I was pissed at first.
And then ended up being a good time.
Okay.
We're just chilling.
See?
Wait, is there water in the tub and we're in it?
I mean, we don't, yes.
You don't, do you want water in the tub?
Nah, I'll give you water.
Well, we'll tell them that there's water in the tub.
Yeah, we'll make believe it in water.
I used to, yeah, I used to, of course, yeah, well, you know what I realized is I started,
I ain't fake gay, I do the tub segment with all of them.
Oh, that crack baby.
Hey, crack baby, what a name.
Yeah, he, what, what a name.
So how does that, how did that come to be?
Instead of like, you know, usually when you're born breastfed and there's a baby for him
there and shit like that.
Right, right.
He was, he was fat crack.
Oh, yeah.
That doesn't seem like it's one, where does that fall in the food groups?
I don't know, but it's all they had.
Okay.
It's all they fucking had.
I mean, he turned out okay, right?
He turned out decent.
His other brother, Silky, he wasn't fed crack, so he lived a bit more like...
Okay, so he wasn't fed crack?
Yeah.
So, what is crack, exactly?
What is it made with?
Oh, a drug.
So what is a drug?
Is it cocaine?
What's the difference between crack and cocaine?
I know that.
I've watched many drug shows.
I love drug shows.
All I watch is crack cocaine, cocaine drug shows.
It's entertaining.
It is cocaine, but I don't really know the real scientifics behind it, even though I
watched Breaking Bad.
You know I've never done cocaine?
I'm serious.
But is that a shock?
Is that supposed to be a shocker?
Yeah, I thought you were going to do that.
Wait, is that...
A lot of people...
I tell people I've never done it and they're so shocked.
Oh, they're like, what?
They're saying cap in the chat, but I have never done cocaine.
Actually, you know what? The only drug I've ever done is marijuana and I don't even think that's a drug
I think we need to legalize it across the entire country and
I've done obviously I drink alcohol
I've never done coke. I've never done a herpes. Never. I never do shrooms out of the park. What what the fuck are they waiting for?
Why does Florida like if a cop is out there busting people for weed that cop needs to take the night off
You gotta honestly they got nothing to do all of Florida except for South Florida is on that tonic. Yeah, it's all red
It's all actually don't know what's crazy is all those conservatives are fucking
Yes, they do what they do they love their marijuana, you know
all these conservative women and whatnot like they're they're
You know, it's crazy. You guys have a lot of retirement homes. We do you know what I found out. That's fucking crazy
No, you know the highest STDs per capita are in retirement homes. You know that
They why because they don't fuck they don't I mean they can't there's show they can't get a
CD problem in retirement homes. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even a fucking crazy
I get it I worked in the retirement home
I
Left some shit and I could see how that happens game
So I worked in a retirement home, right? I
And they were hooking up like I would serve them at dinner and they come down with their walker with all the fucking crazy
Sex hair and everything wait all niggas be fucking. I was not about to open be fucking they do be fucking
No, there has to be an age where it stops like no, that's cat. No, bro
I didn't read about a lot of old and wrinkly. I know but they do
like you so look grandma's beginning little shit crap like legs in the
L I didn't get crap some of them are getting there's no way oh my god I
seem to fit grandma marks with a chat finally she was so deep but I don't know
bro I said ages you know ages just a number you know what I mean
old niggas can't fuck they just eat the box with sores on it crack maybe that
Seems like it's coming from personal experience
He's a little doubt. He's open-minded nigga. Okay, very open-minded
No, it turns it out fucking grandma's milk all that she cool with it, right? Okay, okay?
He's like he like my homie that gold system shit out report to me with the with his finances if I fuck with it
Okay, I got it. I feel me is he living for it. Oh, nice new York. I was just in New York City
Well, how was that? It was awesome. I was there too. Yeah, she was freezing though. I was there for new years, bro
No, I I went he was it was like 30 degrees. It was like 30 degrees cold as hell and like nobody gives a fucking New York
Like if you were in trouble that you would just like I don't even know nobody everybody's just like nice
Big city people. You got swag. Oh, just the cat the people walking
Yeah, average in New York dressed better than other cities, I feel like.
Yeah, I'll be honest. I had like a really, I didn't want to shock your chat, but I had
a really gay outfit on before I got on the plane and I changed out of it to go to Florida.
Because I was like, you know, it's a little homophobic, so I had to like kind of be more,
I had to dress, I had to mask it up a little bit. No, I had like, I had the gayest outfit on,
because I was in New York City and I was just walking down the road. I had Doc Martins on,
baggy pants, you know, it was probably swaggy.
No, it was a bad ass outfit.
But I mean, I'll show it.
I don't even know what I'll say.
No, no, do you understand?
Yes, we do.
Not all you New Yorkers.
You New York niggas do not.
Like, though, the other people just walking,
like, the girls, or like, I ain't talking about you niggas
that being in the streets.
No, y'all niggas wear a Mary's or some bullshit, gang.
They talking about y'all, you know, big-ass puffers,
not that shit.
They talking about you drill niggas.
They talking about the normal Sevilla's
I'd be walking around the street in the city in their hang. Yeah, then there's got swag
No, they don't know much in Brooklyn. This is the fuck. Yo crap. You ain't gotta swag. I love you
Yeah, you're too old to say is he is he from where's he from?
I think from Brooklyn Brooklyn. Maybe maybe I mean they dress really well in Brooklyn, too
They do they wear a Mary skinny jeans and fucking tennis big in any fucking legs. I mean
Last night I went out last night in New York City. You was there. So you just got your foot. I literally I
I had my flight left Oregon at seven o'clock in the morning. I got to New York at 3 30. I was at the gay bar by 5
I'm just kidding. I was at the gay bar by 5. I was at the gay bar by 8.
By 8.
I didn't take a shower and get ready and get my outfit on bro, and then you know they'd be on my okay
So chat be on my ass. Okay about okay, cuz I'm 28. Okay, you're joking just turn 28. So
Thank you mid-twenties. Yeah, um, I think late 20s hits at 27 and they'd be fucking
Okay, all my ass about like getting married is what the fuck is straight people?
Obsessed with this for what age no obsessed with getting married. What the fuck?
Why?
Who the fuck told you that you had to get married? What year is it? Is it the 40s?
Oh, you know what I mean?
It's like so it's like cool. I
For who like for who?
Every I've never met a married man that was like oh man. This is fucking awesome
You know what I mean?
every married guy I meet is like oh fuck like just imagine that's the thought yeah
beautiful wife I mean yeah not your job settle I'm sure marriage is beautiful
like the kids pick your house fans got to ring my wife yeah I'm sure it's cool
for like a year and then it's like fuck but like no I'm sure let me let me let me
let me get this let me get this this on you marriage is is like awesome and I'm
sure is beautiful but like my point is you don't have to do it right away wait
get in a rush to get in a fun like enjoy your life while you're young
travel do your thing and then like and then settle down obviously everybody's
different but like why are we why are we fucking getting on people for having a
good time you know I mean imagine marrying a woman and she's getting creeped
Cream pie by the neighbors while your kids go to sleep and you're at work
I don't know. I've had a situation. Why is he projecting that life?
I'm not even cat. That's a very
Gang, okay, I found out my girlfriend of two not anybody recent or they don't okay
I found out a girlfriend in two years of getting cream pie by the neighbors whose kid that they were babysitting and that
He was talking about you
Yo
That was my wife when did this when did this happen? I was probably like 19 20 1920. I'm see 19 20. I'll say
Droolers. They just they just be just do shit. They feel shit. So they do it. You don't look here. Here's the deal
Women cheat and men cheat do gay live see yes, of course gay people cheat
You can gain a cheat more than woman. I don't know. I feel like they got
I don't know the statistics on cheating, but the most successful marriage, the lowest
divorce rate is gay marriage.
I know I saw that.
The lowest divorce rate is gay marriage.
You heard that?
Woman, y'all are the problem.
No, well, you know, men may be the problem.
We know how to, we know how to, we know how to.
No, don't try to save me.
It's not how this would mean.
I don't know.
I saw him saying, look, that's all I'm saying.
But, yeah, I mean, it's interesting, I don't know.
Gay women also exist, yes.
Gay women exist, but lesbian marriages are also good.
I feel like, look, even though I'm a high-divorcerate,
but even though I'm a, wait, high-divorcerate,
lesbian woman, I think, look it up, I'm not sure.
I thought I read, I thought that the highest was,
the highest was,
Highest and lowest divorce.
I don't know, I don't know, that's true.
among sexualities.
That's good, that's good.
That should bring that be true.
Lesbian couples have the-
No, no, no, no.
That's what AI says.
Ah!
No, we don't bring it up on the screen.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
Just talk about it.
Okay.
But, let's zoom in a little bit.
Let's talk about it.
Okay, I don't know.
Ah!
I didn't bring it.
That's enough.
No, that's enough.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, I'll be fast.
Yeah.
Okay, what they said?
They said, Lesbian couples have the highest divorce rates.
With studies indicated there are more than twice as likely to divorce as heterosexual or gay male couples.
Yeah.
Gay male couples typically say that they're lower or comparable to each other.
No, no, I will say this.
I think gay men are more likely to have less monogamous arrangements, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so, look, I don't know, like, I don't know, but like, it's not like, you know, it's not about...
It's not about what?
It's not about women.
Oh, okay.
Cuz I feel like I'm on here like promoting the gay agenda, and then just like fucking promoting
I'm not shitting on women at all. Nobody loves women more than me. Oh my god. Yeah, nobody loves women
They cut that shit. Yeah, no, but no, no, no, nobody loves women. No, nobody loves women more than me
I love I love no, I love I love women so much. I don't even have sex with them cuz they're so beautiful
Okay, you know what I mean?
See what I'm saying?
You know how many women are disappointed by straight men
that can't put out right?
I don't know how you close.
You know what I mean?
Women, women like literally are satisfied
like maybe 30% of the time.
I don't know what the statistic is,
but like straight men don't know how to do it
for some reason.
I don't know.
You may be one of the 30%, I don't know.
I love women so much.
Right.
What?
Hit it up.
Okay, everybody.
I've had hashtag feminist in my bio for six years.
I, that's pretty, that's pretty impressive.
Six, seven, go on.
That, that's crazy.
You know what?
I haven't had feminist in my bio for that long.
But, seven years.
Okay.
I think, I think maybe that you have maybe,
you have maybe, what's this six, seven thing?
Can you explain that to me?
Do you love women or do you love pussy?
No.
What, what is, what is the, what is this six, seven?
I don't know yo awesome. I don't know. I don't get it. I fucking get I don't know I don't know I don't get it
What like it's just a thing that me like this is a thing that I don't get it at all. It's dumb
It's stupid. I got a question
For straight kid. You're a straight guy. Yeah, so I can ask you straight questions. Oh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm not gonna ask about straight, yeah!
I'm not gonna ask about straight,
I'm not gonna ask about straight culture, yeah.
Why can a dude go have sex with a bunch of women
and he's cool, but a woman go have sex with a bunch of men
and she's a whore, why is that?
Can you explain that to me, why straight people
do that thing?
Why is that?
Okay.
I'm curious, why is that?
Why is that?
I'm gonna answer the question, no, no.
And I'm gonna try my hardest to answer it
I mean, read your hashtag.
Feminist, the answer is that's fucked up.
You're right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna try to, look, look, look.
Your hashtag.
I don't think like that.
So like, it's hard for me to be in the shoes
of the straight men that do do that.
You feel me?
So I'm gonna try my hardest.
Like, I feel like they were just taught the wrong things.
Yes.
Growing up.
That's what I'm talking about.
You didn't know what I was saying?
That's what I'm talking about.
You feel me?
And they feel like, I feel like they're,
They may feel like there's a difference between,
I'm out of low-key real quick, all right?
The patriarchy, the society was built on the patriarchy.
Right, you know what the patriarchy is?
It is.
The land man in charge, right?
The patriarchy has established a fucking,
you know what, I need a coffee sign.
Honestly, he'd be better at explaining this than I would.
Okay, stop, stop, people, I feel like some people,
it's the patriarchy, something about the patriarchy
and it's fucked up, is all I'm saying.
I feel like some people, and I mean, of course,
It's still like there's a difference between fucking and getting some shit put inside.
Yeah, getting fucked.
Okay, well now now you're going back.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Other people did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think other people did that.
Yeah.
And all the guys that are saying that aren't getting...
Like this guy in the chat right here.
What are you saying?
Uh, advent exacto?
What did he say?
Oh, I think he just agrees.
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
He's just putting questions.
Yeah, you almost...
Okay, but okay, I get it.
All right, let me see.
What's another thing straight guys?
Straight guys, straight guys.
Why is every straight guy trying to fight other straight guys at the club?
Okay, so why is that like I don't straight clubs and none of the guys are friends. Yeah, everybody's trying to everybody's like
Everybody's like because straight guys
Niggas, let's just say niggas why they're trying to be the alpha male. What is that? A lot of niggas have ego
Okay, I get that and they feel like it's just the way they think it's just the way their brain is they think
being the hook, it's niggas y'all to huss, and it's just gonna gain gardener you respect
whole time niggas looking at you like a fucking cornball, and nobody f- I'm out here to have
a good- who the fuck's trying to fight you on the drunk, I'm trying to have fun, I'm
trying to fucking fight niggas, but I'm telling you, I've seen this a lot, it'd be with insecure
ass niggas bro, and it shows in other ways, and they don't even realize it's some insecure
They think they just feel something so they start acting like that. That's it. Like dead ass and if you tell me
I'm scared they'll think you're crazy. That's how they have no suffer. And then they'll get more mad when you tell them. Even more mad.
They're not aware of how they look and how they perceive themselves to other people. This guy this guy came up to my personal trainer.
I'm a personal trainer in Oregon and he told me this time where he was helping this girl out. This girl came over and asked her.
He asked him
my trainer for like
Like to help her like spot her or something. Yeah. Yeah, and it was a genuine like interaction like he was like
You know, he's a trainer so he's a professional. She asked him to spot and the boyfriend
Comes over like 20 minutes later and said I need you to fucking apologize
Meanwhile, my my trainer is like six four this other guy's like six six fucking jacked
And he's like you need to fucking apologize
Like and like was like getting in his face and wanted to fight him
And I'm like, man, that just goes to show you.
It doesn't matter how you look.
Insecurity is right here.
That's the fact.
It does not matter.
You cannot fix insecurity.
It starts here and here.
Chat, you cannot fix security.
Chat, do you think I'm as, what do you think of this thing?
No.
Oh, I mean, I don't think you're insecure at all.
You don't give insecure energy at all.
The fact that you came on here and let a gay man do a fucking,
you're not insecure at all?
That's how you do it.
At all.
You're not insecure at all.
There is probably 10% look what he just did. He let a gay man come and preach on his stream about gay shit
That's right. It's probably screaming 10% of niggas in the WNL committee are doing that. I ain't gonna lie
Like doing this. Well, yeah, because they know they they're probably gonna get cooked on Twitter for some shit for what though
Like what but by who by my box?
They're not getting my fucking box game. Yeah, they're like, you know by who you know, it doesn't matter
What were we just talking about? I wanted to talk about a straight culture
Right before that right after that. Um, just saying something. Um
God, I don't know. Fuck. Oh, yeah chat. Do you think I'm insecure? Watch. Watch what they say. Watch what they say
What's what they say? You think you don't say yes, right? Yeah, I did
What do you think I'm insecure about? What what what am I secure about? They said
Let's see what they said. Let's see what they say. They hate me, bro. These things hate me. Yeah, they're the same
Everything somebody said about your little butt
What did they say about that?
Your knees.
That's great.
So let me see your hair.
Bro, my hair's fucking icy, gang.
No, your hair is nice.
Your hair is really, you have a strong hairline.
You didn't want to lie.
You wanna see me turn around?
You have a strong hairline.
Do you have hair loss in your family?
No.
Yeah, you have a strong hair loss.
The people that are balls in my family?
That's not like the blood.
It's like, my aunt who married someone
took me to these balls.
Yeah, these balls.
There's no, okay.
Bro, I have a fucking uncle he's in his 50s.
My dad has long hair like this my dad's long hair long
You mean L chin you mean L chin what okay, so what is this chat? Do we have to explain this story to every fucking guest?
Okay, they said I got I
Mean we all do but they said about his extra large on some Jason the we need shit. I mean look at mine. I mean our eyes are
Wait, hold on
No, you get it. I think that's good facial structure like you think so you're calm
I just come calm you think I'm calm this thing is fucking calm. He's so yes, bro
Like you think so you think I get you know what I think I never had six when I was straight
Okay, you know obviously that's a joke when I was straight when I was straight. I
tried to pick up girls
Like it like at a time. I was laying it. I remember this one time. I was at a frat party. Yeah
I got really drunk. We were we even heard of peppermint schnapps. No, what the fuck is that?
Okay, peppermint schnapps.
It's like, I don't know,
there's a bunch of sorority girls
and they was like over the Christmas season
and they pour chocolate syrup and schnapps.
It's like an alcohol, even in your mouth, okay?
And like the whole party, it was like,
you'd get on your knees and they would pour alcohol
and the girls would pour alcohol and schnapps
into your thing, right, in your mouth, right?
So I did this and I got fucked up
And I was talking to this girl and I was laying,
I was talking so much game.
I went out and I was just,
you spit a game.
I was trying, I'm trying.
You were risen that.
I was, yeah, I was risen.
You were risen, dog.
I was risen that, I was risen that, right?
And I was like, you were the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen in my life.
I know.
What's cooking on a seat?
Yeah, I was like, you are unbelievable.
And she was like, oh my God, and her friends were like,
and she's like, can you walk me home?
I was, I was like, absolutely, they'll walk you home.
And then as I'm walking home, I start to sober up
and about three quarters of you to walk in my head.
I'm like, I am gay as a motherfucker.
And I cannot sleep with a woman.
I cannot do this.
I don't know why.
I don't know what I'm doing.
And so you know what?
We got to the thing, we got to the door,
and I kissed her on the cheek and was like,
all right, goodnight.
And the look on her face was completely,
she was like completely shy.
So in that, and then I had to go through three years
of college, like seeing her in the cafeteria.
You know what I mean?
That's when you were straight, right?
I was straight, but I was still doing like that.
Was that like your first instance where you're like,
yo, I actually might be gay.
No, I had many instances.
It's weird, like I had, when I came out,
I came out like later on, but I had instances where I would look back and be like, oh, I
was gay, but I didn't know anything.
I had feelings, but I didn't know how to associate the feeling.
So think about this.
Imagine you were raised a certain way, you're told that you're going to be straight.
You know, so your brain is like, I'm a married woman, I'm a married woman, I'm a married
woman, but you have feelings that you can't explain because your mind, you know, all you
know is you're supposed to be straight.
Yeah, exactly.
So your mind is like telling you one thing.
And so I would look back when I was even a kid and I would have crushes on guys and
I didn't even know it at the time.
You didn't know it was a crush.
But I felt it.
But I didn't know it.
You know, I didn't even know association.
Okay, so this begs the question.
I had an argument with homies about this question.
I can't believe it was JIT.
JIT's never like middle school.
What is that?
What?
A JIT.
What is that?
See, he's teaching me Lingo.
Is that Florida Lingo?
That's Florida's play.
Wait.
You know, I've heard that before.
But what is it?
A JIT is like a young person, like a little nigga.
A JIT.
Okay.
Okay, you know what, wait, is that like a,
is that like transcend race and everything?
Yeah, anybody can say that.
Okay, so my boyfriend has an identical twin.
And I heard that word from him first
because Chris was from Florida.
And his twin, he called him a jit before.
He's like, he's a jit.
And I was like, what the fuck is that word?
Show your boyfriend is hit.
Yeah, no, he knows all the lingo and everything.
He's gonna be he's gonna be at brunch with us. I'm about to meet him. You're gonna meet it. Yeah, you're gonna meet
He's in Florida right now. He's with his family in Southwest Florida, but he's gonna come he's gonna come over
Yeah, he's but he's like he's with like he knows all the Florida slang like he's a lot cooler. He's more educated
He's much cooler. So I'm about to put you to awkward awkward situation. Okay, hit me
So is his brother fine shit to you?
You can't say no.
Oh, that's funny.
That's funny.
You can't say no.
Look, I will say this, his brother is identical and his brother is straight, which is fucking
insane when I talk.
Oh, that's actually crazy.
So this was kind of funny.
Christian is straight, right, or gay.
His brother is straight, right?
But both of them are identical.
They're like the same person.
But it's like they're incredibly athletic, both of them.
What?
Right?
But they're athletic.
They're athletic, too.
Oh, I like it.
Yeah, I can, I mean, if we play football or soccer, I'd tear it up, but like, yeah, I'm
okay, but not like Christian.
They're both athletic, right?
But it's manifested, like Christian's manifested in like a gay way.
Christian is a professional dancer, and like, and he can fuck shit up, like he can drop into
the splits.
Oh, shit.
Athletic he was also he was also a soccer player, and he was on the Olympic development team and his brother played collegiate soccer too
So like his brothers athletic athletic, they're both incredibly athletic
Like insanely both of them like he could run circles around me. I'm right. You know, they say I'm like are you an athlete?
They say I didn't be most athletic streamer, but
You know
What are people talking about here? What's up with your needs? What's going on?
I had double you surgery. Okay
What how did they get fucked up? I actually had two surgeries or visiting and one on Disney
But at the same time as my last one with Disney, so it's what
This is the way I cope with it, okay
I was a little bit too athletic for my own good. I understand that happens and when that happens sometimes
times your cartilage might deteriorate quicker because you're so athletic yeah
and other genetic factors right play into far far like my flat-ass feet instead
of that nature did you just run in the family the athleticism and the
deteriorating knees the athleticism wasn't in the family and there are like two
family members that did you have a ACL MCL or did you have a Terry you just had
to get a readout literally just cartilage degeneration the arthritis at 28 is it
arthritis, what was it? Is that what they called it?
Arthritis would be, so picture my knee. Okay. Okay.
Arthritis would be like your whole kneecap. It has like,
you asked this question, they walk you through it, didn't they?
Like you were at the doctor's office, you're like,
is it arthritis? And then they're like, no, I didn't,
imagine this is your knee. No, I don't know.
So I got, I thought, no, no, imagine this is your knee right here.
Okay. So tell me, tell me what they told you.
I was just a sloy. Yeah.
As the top, tell me what they told you.
Okay, like what I got okay, it's a focused circle where the Carly's is missing okay hold basically
Okay in the M.I.D. so and Carly's wasn't there it's not there so it's broken part of my knee
There's a floating out around on my knee I did my first surgery to clean it out and I didn't fix it. Okay, so
I got a little boy inside of me
I got a Carly's transplant. Oh, you have a perfect what happened to the what happened to the did they
I don't, we're not supposed to speak on that apparently or something like that, I brought
it up, I brought it up but they were like we don't speak on that, but it's cool though.
Rest in peace I guess.
I don't know if he's still alive or something but I'm supposed to be, I want to be his family
though apparently they want to meet me and shit.
Oh yeah that's what, so if you think about it, okay, like touch them, I mean that would
be interesting if they were like, you feel me?
I'll let them cuz like I mean what would you say would you say no no be kind of fucked up? Yeah
Yeah, can I pray on your knee? No, no fuck yeah
Talk to them
And I also got
Cibial ostinatomy after you school with a what okay, I can't be what it's called
What?
Ostinatomy what?
Cibial ostinatomy
A tibial, a tibia is the bone, tibia.
Yeah.
Tibial, ostonomy.
Something like that, right?
Uh, okay.
Tibial, ostia.
Ostinotomy.
It's ectomy, so it's going to be removed.
Did you remove something?
No.
Okay.
So, they...
Osteo is bone.
They took my...
A tibio hasanabe.
Is what you got?
They got a fucking tibio hasanabe.
Yeah, a tibio hasanabe.
Is what you got?
No.
Oh my God.
I'll tell you about the two of them.
That makes sense.
So they took my fucking tibia, they shaved it off, moved it, like drilled it back in,
released some fucking pressure on my knee and that's it, they just cleaned it out.
And you know, I'm trying to get my tipped half shape, watch for each other.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready for it, I'm ready.
This is, you worry about like eight months off, trying to get to a full year of total recovery.
Really?
You know what, I don't have a bar, I'm just bringing down my shorts.
I get it, I get it, I'm not even looking.
Really?
All right.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready for it, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay, I'm looking right in the camera.
Yeah, I got some air, I'm gonna get some air.
Yeah, I got you, right.
Oh, well.
It's a fucking air here, huh?
Yeah.
It's a fucking air here!
That's a fucking air here!
Do you want to say it?
I guess we gotta break eye contact.
Oh, okay.
You look away.
I acknowledge your words.
I'm not gonna even laugh.
I'm not gonna give a damn.
That's right.
Can we see Austin's verse?
No, no, no. I'll be honest with you.
So here's the thing. I can go out there
They call me Baker Gayfield.
Okay.
I go out there and I can throw the fuck out of the football.
Like I can-
Really?
Oh yeah.
You have to-
You have to play football?
We could probably find a football.
I just throw the fuck out of the football.
Like they-
We talk about foul rules.
Do you remember, do you know NMP?
Yes.
He had this thing called Game Day, right?
And he would host this show called Game Day.
And I went out and threw like 500 yards, right?
And won the game.
Like I was throwing shots.
Yo, we need you for a fucking turkey ball.
We need you for a turkey ball.
You want me to take a fucking turkey ball?
I love to play football.
Invite me, snap.
We need you for a turkey ball, okay?
A turkey ball.
Now you think you're actually like a pretty good QB?
I would fuck it up.
Well, who's in the turkey ball?
The thing I was playing against really,
I mean, I'm a classic streamer.
Oh, fuck the streamers.
As long as they're not super athletic, I look really good.
Now, if it's like people like, who's that guy, Marlon?
Yeah, what about you have to do this every way?
You're very observant.
You're not.
No, I don't know.
I don't know about the inner.
A lot of people.
OK, a lot of people are.
He gets.
No, a lot, a lot, a lot of gets glazed.
You do what I say, because he's a sexy man.
Right. I mean, he's he's
objectively attractive.
Yeah, I mean, he's objectively attractive.
So like, whatever we hear, glaze of someone who gets
that he's it's like, oh, it's like, oh, come on.
It's like, wait, wait, I saw it as an emo for this
It's called Haas, Haas, um, Haas, oh god.
Haas mods, Haas mods.
If you were, it's the I-roll, what?
What?
It's called Haas mods.
It's the I-roll.
Look, look, look right there.
Oh.
See that one, the I-roll?
It is right up.
Yeah, that's the Haas.
It's like, oh god, come on.
Like, it's not really one I know.
It's because all those girls-
What the fuck is this, emo?
You're putting, gang.
What is D-
Oh, oh.
I don't fuck you laughing at that game, these are my schmunkers.
But they be doing that with me, they be saying like yo, this thing is like a sexy shimmer
all the time and shit.
So like whatever they like.
No, no, no, I was just saying he's an athlete.
He's good, he's athletic.
Yeah, he's athletic.
But I would like to see what I, he probably would my ass.
Like he was, like I don't know why he didn't go compete in like some sort of like sport
or whatever.
And he does look good, but you know, like congratulations.
You know what I mean?
Second to go to the year, go to the top.
My God.
And Athletic, what don't you do, you know?
You know what it'd be a good time for?
What was that?
I have a great Gator.
I feel like I have a better Gator than you.
Oh, no, you don't.
There ain't no winner.
I have a Gator of hell.
You don't have a Gator.
Yo, Joe, send me a Gator video right now.
Send me a guest of the Gator person video right now.
I will cook you wait raid. I'm doing this thing. I was supposed to do it already, but I'm you know, Willneth and Asan
You know, we did the podcast. Yeah, I'm doing a game. I challenge him to a gate. I stream I casted an entire
Like in a la live in person random people
What like and I like casted them and like I cast like real people like we're gonna do what we're about to watch
That's gonna be that's a movie. That's gonna be a movie. I'm thinking about making it a series that would I'd be on it
That's a lot, that's too much.
I feel like we find a video, find a video where there's like,
it's like multiple gay people, cause like this is like,
this is horrible.
We're all in a haystack.
This is a fucking haystack.
One out of 30 is crazy.
No, no, no, come on, bro.
We need more of a payoff.
Like we need more like gay.
We need, we need like, we need like a, like a video.
Julia has videos where there's like,
gay in our test, just look up gay in our test.
facts. Hold on. And then chat. I gotta have my history. You
kiss a crazy shit girl. Gay dard test. Very slow. My false
mark is what the fuck. gay men test their gay dog. Who's gay
test your radar? We do one of these.
What are thoughts on the Brat album? Brat? Charlie XTX? Brats?
Do you know who Brats are? Who the fuck is Charlie XTX?
You don't know Brad? Who's Brad?
You're not bumping that. Oh my god. You don't know Brad. Wait, we need to like share music because this is oh my god
We could dead share me. We share music. You could dead share music. Yeah, I had no fucking
I feel like you and I listened to completely potentially different music like all together. Yes. Oh
My god, think about that
Okay, so my producer right mm-hmm he was with me in the car. Yeah on the way over here
And I put on Lady Gaga and he turned out this he turned radio. He said there was an old lady Gaga or new lady
Lady this new lady Gaga. Yes
You know I was pumping that shit. Yes mayhem is insane. It's like it's like back to like new like everyone
Gaga was like weird. It's like there Gaga is back like she's back on like, you know, you know
I heard that song.
Abracadabra, I'm a, oh nah nah.
Abracadabra, I'm a, oh ga ga.
You haven't heard that?
What the fuck is that?
You haven't heard that song?
No, we listen to like V's and jump up.
Abracadabra.
What is this?
It's the dance, I don't know how to do the dance.
Is that a real thing or is he making it up?
It's a good song.
I mean, I don't know if you can play music on your stream,
but I mean, I'll.
Yeah, you can play music.
Pull up.
Wait, my music taste is actually like in, like I have,
cause I'm 32.
So I grew up listening to like early 2000s, 90s.
I've got, you're gonna be shocked by my music.
I've got really gay music taste.
And then like I grew up gay music though.
I mean like Chapel Roan.
We have our gay, we have our gay, I can't.
Chapel, you don't know Chapel Roan?
I might have heard of him.
Why'd they say damn when I said I was 32?
you
You
Yeah, he's getting lost.
Oh, shit.
There's a crisis, man.
Come on, come on.
There you go.
Yeah.
You can't do myself.
I don't want nobody else to help other than me.
You have a shot inside my body.
I'm fine.
It's crazy.
There's nothing in it.
I want to be your life.
I don't love you.
You're a potato.
I'm not gonna dance.
Because I'm always being your love.
I
I just don't want to stop, but it doesn't last until the story goes on.
My mom is a, my mom's, you know, she's not famous, but she's a professional singer.
Like my mom is like really good.
And she, she raised me on really good music.
Who's at the band, Ross?
That's a good mom right there.
Whitney Houston?
That's a good mom right there.
You know, like even, I mean, I have like a variety.
I have like a variety. I listen to country music, you know, all sorts of stuff.
Alan Jackson, even...
COALTEN!
Continue.
Wait, who's that?
Is that gonna be with Alan Jackson?
I don't know.
Who's Alan Jackson?
Oh, Conte.
No, no.
COALTEN!
Who's Colton? Colton.
Is that a country guy?
No, he's my slave.
Okay, continue.
You... she listens to...
Okay, okay, let me see who else, um, oh, there you go, he's coming, I don't want to
alarm you because everything is good, boss, everything is fine now, um, creed
estate, like, the estates, fully, um, and we just
have to go on a mission, and shout out to Austin's team because Austin's team
helped us too, what, and we all went out and the dog,
Creed. Creed is back here after he stays. But I'm just saying that to let you know Colton just
going to be like two or three units late. Like actually that like that.
I'm trying to go. You know what I'm saying? Who's calling my little let go?
Get right there.
What are you saying honey, come on. Just don't offer me full room.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, is he- oh, he goes in there.
So, why is your dog?
That's the second time. That happened yesterday.
Is- is Creed named after the van Creed?
Oh, no.
No, he's-
Oh, is that Creed's like brown, so I was like, yo, look, fuck Creed.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, your dog.
Yeah, yeah, my dog.
Yeah, my dog.
No, I know your dog.
Okay, he's Creed.
Yeah, that's why they're Creed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they agree yo Chloe decree actually get out
How
I couldn't help but notice his balls
Yeah, they're bigger than mine
I used to have a dog whose balls were so big he used to trip on
He's a trip on his fucking balls. I have bass and how with big ears and big balls
He would trip on his ears and his balls. What the fuck? It was he was he was a show dog
Like he was meant to be he was he was like raised from show dog
You guys know bassidowns are really short to the ground. He had big-ass balls and big-ass ears
It was just he spent his whole life trying to fuck and just get tripping up on his balls and ears constantly
That was his whole life. Yo, it was crazy. You were a dog. Yeah
No fuck that. Okay. We're fucking animals. I have two cats. Oh, I have two house cats Christian. I have cats gay animals
I have two gay cats our cats big gay animal to get no no gay
Gay animals are doxins, little doxins.
Weiner dogs, you see gays with the weiner dogs.
So that's how I see my days with them?
Yeah, yeah, on the plane, yeah.
Weiner dogs, doxins, little like Pomeranians, you know?
Yeah, Pomeranians.
Let's see, I think a lot of gays have cats,
because gays like to travel, and cats, like, I love my cats.
They're doing their thing.
I had three cats.
Yeah, what happened?
You made it, you said this, you said, I have three cats.
Which means something tragic happened, what happened to him?
I mean you could call it tragic.
Did they just die of old age?
Custody.
I can't do anything.
I won my cats in a Custody battle.
You didn't lose nothing?
No.
I mean I did.
My ex-boyfriend and I are still friends.
See, that's the difference.
I'd go like, hang out?
All the time.
Isn't that crazy?
What? Christian don't give a fuck.
But it's not like that. It's platonic. Yeah. Oh, yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. No, you don't give up my ex-boyfriend
My ex-boyfriend and I and Christian all went to Lady Gaga together
We all we all like and it's not any it's all you know why it is because
Yeah, Christian just said I went and watched a movie with Austin's ex-boyfriend while I was at the Grammys
They went to a movie together. What the fuck?
I'll just sit in here thinking of two of my exes that go they would kill each other because here's the deal like my
I'm of the opinion we dated for my accent. I did it for like five or six years
Why the fuck?
We broke up not because we hated each other just because like it wasn't right and we don't hate each other
We still love and respect each other as people and they were an important part of our life
Why the fuck do we need to be enemies?
You know what I mean? We can still be friends like we can separate our emotions
It took a minute to get over but now like he come my ex-boyfriend comes over for Christmas dinner
So what you're saying is yes, I should call it to my ex's put them on three-way get
It does sometimes but it's rare
I don't know why I don't know why it is it just doesn't work with as much it can work
It can work. It just doesn't work as much. I'm not gonna lie
Man, I'm just kind of sound like I'm heterophobic.
Yo, is that a thing?
Heterophobia?
Uh...
Well, who cares?
I'm short sorry.
I like it when it's not heterophobic.
Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna do?
Like if I was like, straggit?
What?
Straggit.
I don't know how that shit is.
Straggit.
Straggit?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's, you know, straggit.
Straggit.
You know what I mean?
That's what you say when somebody's straggit.
Straggit.
You know?
You hit it hard to know what I was actually gonna ask was yeah, if you could be any animal. Oh, okay, what you're choosing?
Yeah, I really think about that shit. Yeah, I don't know what's it
If I play this safe if I if I play this safe, I feel it's a boring answer
I'll say a house dog me too. Yeah, but that's too safe
No, no, I think playing this game is good because you want to be a house animal because they live the fucking life now
What if I say no house then you're in wild your nature I need to be at the top of the food chain
That's what we think you kill a whale
Kill a whale? I want to be in the ocean
I don't want to be in the fucking ocean
I want to be in the ocean
I want to be on land
I don't know could I would I have my human brain?
You want to be a monkey?
No, I don't think so
I'd be a fucking lacquer
Like I don't want to be a deer. Those are dumb as fuck. I'd be like I want to be look
My favorite animals in line, but what I want to be alive is heart life is hard for them niggas game like you know
Like that shit is a battle out every day heavy and zebra bro. If you get a choke been off you
There's no band-aid. No, no letting the air heal that shit. There's nobody cutting it off
There's no doctor. There's no doctor
I gotta have a lump, I gotta go see.
Yo shit, it's infected.
You're infected, damn it.
It's like humans before 1800, 1850.
Can you believe that humans before like invention
of antibiotics, people would just like,
ah, I got an ear infection, they'd be dead in two weeks.
Like you don't think about that.
Yo chill, god.
I was actually just talking to somebody
about infectious disease and shit.
Okay, can you specifically talk about it?
They were telling me like the ocean, all the fish,
that's what they look like there,
They're fucking aliens at the bottom of oceans of portals
No, I was really talking to the chas that real game
Actually a girl told me that first and then I brought it up so she's gonna see here three homie. He's like that. She's real
Was she hot was she hot? Yeah
Yeah, that she started talking
You feel me what call everything good
Let me ask you a question. It's all right. I'll let it slide. Is it on TV use and or our
toolkits and our receiver is down for unknown reasons unknown reasons our receiver is down
for unknown reasons
What does that mean?
You know
That's like ours, right? Oh
So who did you grew up listening to music wise? I'm not really into the new music as much as I am the old music
I fucking love the older music
I like the music too, but not like how my peers can I yeah, no they are in love with all this new shit
They know all the new niggas. I'm just like yo bro this shit don't hit my soul like these old though
I know can I tell you like I grew up my brother is eight years older than me
He grew up like I'm talking like 2000 like the mid 2000s 2000 obviously even older like 80 even before that but like
For me when I was younger. I like like
2004 era music. I thought was like
Was amazing
You could go in the carton any radio station and you're enjoying every song being played. Yes. There was no skips, but yes
Because you have like
Dang check we're listening to first year
I should stress you this is my confessions
There's you got one on the way to my confessions
But it gives me a gift or two of my confessions
If I gotta tell it, then I gotta tell it all
Damn you cry when I got that phone call
I don't know, I don't know what to do
So I gave her two of my confessions
You know how we only knew the part of the thing?
I can't, I can't
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, okay, usher confessions
I love these songs. Nelly?
Nelly.
This song? Oh, Mario.
I used to like breakups
when I was in 8th grade.
Baby I just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt?
I know you smell
the perfume, the makeup
on his shirt.
You don't leave his stories
You know that there are lies
bad as you are
you stick around and I just don't know why.
I don't know why if I wasn't there, baby you never worry about what I do.
I become a home back to you every night doing your right.
I know, I do.
That's my sin.
That's my sin, gang.
They say it's a huge shit though, gang.
The what?
They say it's huge.
No, hey.
Come on.
Chapp, none of that.
We vibe and want the bros, man.
Yes.
We can't vibe with the bros.
We can't vibe.
Look, just because I'm gay.
I'm gay.
Can't buy look just cuz I'm gay doesn't mean heal. Yeah
Doesn't mean he'll you know what I mean? See this is a misconception that nigga got even I was
Yeah, but I was younger. Yeah, I mean you want to fuck you. Yes. Think about it. You're straight
Do you want to fuck every girl in the world?
That's okay. Well, you guys do I guess I love I love they they're saying yes. Oh, I love wait Lil Wayne was
Oh, that is my favorite rapper all the time. That's my goal.
That's my goal.
Prime the way, that's my goal.
What's the song that I had?
I wanna fuck every girl in the world was like, where he was talking about pussy being filet mignon.
Yeah, yeah. He was going crazy on that shit.
I opened the radio and I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
I was just on the radio.
I forget what it was, but it started like the business.
Like I'm a happy
Why is great acting like a jester in front of this gate
Look, that's not even a song yet, this is the one I have to be and where are we going?
Where are you taking me to?
I'm ready.
I'm on a trip, man.
Are you on a trip?
Are you ready?
See ya.
See?
I did it.
Are we on this camera now?
Yep.
Okay.
One more time, brother.
Hold on, hold on.
Come on.
Wait, hold on.
You're changing it up.
Okay.
Come here.
Come on, bro.
Okay.
No, come come here. Come on, bro. Okay. Oh, what's that fucking John Cena?
You might be able to answer them. I didn't get made fun of okay
I was younger. Yeah, they're my action figures right actually. Oh boy. I got you. There's all of you
So I got you even like seven eight. So pretend this was an action figure
I get my Dragon Ball Z action figure my team times out here. I used to take it the first thing I do
I'll get first. Yeah, I'll draw a few days of it being clean. Yeah, yeah, but
What would you do?
What time should I go?
It was gold time.
You're not allowed to fuck your action.
No I ain't.
Fuck my fucking action.
I'm just asking you.
That's the way you were going with it man.
I'll take my little.
I'm happy you didn't fuck your action.
That's because of Goku.
Okay.
I'll take him.
Okay.
And I start like scratching him up.
Fucking beating him up.
Make sure his clothes look all ripped up and he looks like half his face is wiped off, right?
And then when he's all beat up I go in my homestead on my floor.
Rope like Goku.
Do you not get it?
and fuck each other.
No, I make them fight.
Oh, and I'm cosplaying like them
going through building and shit, and then I'll get hard.
What?
I swore about life.
I used to realize it was a powder.
I'm like, yo, I sat down one day, I was like,
why the fuck am I always hard
after I don't put on my edge?
Look, I think when you're a kid,
you do a lot of weird, confusing shit.
Right?
I used to, I had Barbie dolls, they weren't mine.
Why am I defending it?
I'm already getting it.
I was trying to defend it like a but they won they generally were my other the fuck they were I just had Barbie dolls and
I would like
But here's the thing I'm really awesome that suit I get hardware I used to do that though
Interesting I got home when they were battling fighting. Have you ever is that your thing when you have sex with a woman?
Just getting your ass beat by
Okay, no never never
I'm I'm the dominant fit you feel my life. I just want to chat like you were you said
I was hard when you were beating stuff was upon a time
But maybe you're the dominant one, so maybe that's what you like to do like to
No, I know I know but like in a concept. You're not beating it up
Like you're beating it up like is that what straight people say you're beating up the beat it
Oh, yeah, hold on being up the vagina as Christian ever
As you ever what?
I understand you don't have a wife. Has he ever taken you a ride on one of these?
You know, I've got these a streamer. Yeah, yeah, I got you. I would have said it has Danielle ever took you in a ride on one of these
And I like has she ever like tricked on you get put you in a nice car. She like that. Okay. I'll basically make it
Oh, yeah, I get it. I get it, but okay. I technically can't make that joke. You can make the joke of me
You just have to clarify. Okay, cuz I haven't heard that before so yeah
I knew you were talking about but it took me a second to process it right you know what I mean
I bet so I get I've never had a been in a Rolls-Royce. Well, actually, you know, I'm glad you I
Drove a Rolls-Royce for a couple weeks. It was a Colin. Oh, that's a move. I wanted one actually
I was calling in LA for a little bit. I don't know somebody's excuse the message every doing my room and shit
Oh, yeah, you just see mad boxes. Oh
I'm one.
No creep.
Oh my god.
Is that some real carbon?
Taylor Swift.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
Sorry shit.
All white women look alike today.
Can I say facts?
Yeah you can say facts of course.
No.
You know what?
Yeah they do.
Can I use your bathroom real quick?
Of course.
Who do you have a say fucking no?
I don't know.
I'm a polite guy.
What's that left of your head?
Right of the...
No often creeps fuck.
I don't think it wasn't gonna be, but that's cool as shit.
I don't know, I'm gonna say this every time I have a guest, nigga.
Chad, be honest, are we about to get bad PR from this weekend, hey?
I feel like we are.
Even though what the contract's in stream is just niggas bullshitting having fun.
But you know, Twitter's a different world, but you can't worry about that shit.
It's good to be aware of that shit, but
I can't let it bother you, you feel me?
Cause I'm gonna fuck on A nigga.
Fuckin' Clums, fuckin' Clums on Twitter.
On X, don't you ever call it X.
Grumps.
Okay, I guess he's going back out.
Huh?
How did he get out Colton?
I don't know.
Was he actually out the neighborhood?
Bro the fucking some
Yeah, he person came yesterday and
They left that the back gate open like the back gate open and he crawled out and I'm leaving in my truck
About to back out with Greg and my neighbor a lady closer. He's like
There's a big brown pit bull in people's lawns right now. I'm like what I drive down the neighborhood it created just
Now Greg is out was chilling out here and he saw the chat was wide open
and he's like, wait, didn't you guys let Creed out?
And so, yeah, we came out here.
Creed wasn't back here, so we ended up finding him
all the way down into that.
I know Niggas was panicking.
I know Niggas was panicking, bro.
I was wrong.
This place is nice.
It's a little song song.
I love your puppy, oh!
How old is she?
He, under your dog.
I'm sorry.
I'm not like looking down to see the ball.
Yeah, the ball's big, yeah, yeah, okay.
Hey, hey!
How old five five and a half? Oh, he's so oh, I didn't mean to hit you
Wow, so how long how long did you you might be asking how much is one of these roles for us?
Have you ever talked about this? I mean they get good. Okay. Yeah. Have you ever told them this?
Okay, so if you want to get you a nice double law, okay, I feel like you give nice colon in okay for like
380k okay, okay, okay, okay. I feel like you get one of these like
Like a cool 500 almost 500. Oh, this is nicer than the colon. That's just different
Okay, this is like this is like the classic. It's like it's just okay. So there's soror's rice. There's the coop
Yeah, there's a coupe. There's the four-versed in which is this. Yeah, there's the SUV
Which is the colon in okay, and then there's the like the
prestige like you got a chauffeur
Okay, fan them okay the big ass or what is this one the ghost the sedan four door
Okay, you feel me cuz I don't want to get the fat the phantom because
I don't want to drive on a chauffeur. Yeah, you got the car to drive it. You dig worms. I get sure I don't want to get the
Cool cuz okay, I want to be a Austin to be able to call me drive fucking while I'm sure of course
Yeah, I want to call it in because I already had a truck. So of course, okay
Do you have do you have multiple cars? Is that yours? Is that your cyber truck out there? Yeah?
I'm trying to get rid of you. I fucking hate it really. Yeah, because yeah, no, that's a good thing
You know what I saw you know what I saw is somebody with a brand new test
Tesla and they had a fucking fuck Elon and the thing and I'm like, why did you buy this?
I actually understand because you just he does it because you probably fucks with the car, but he hates him
Yeah, but he still wants to come. Yeah, I know but you you are supported by buying the car
Like you is that what happened with you because you bought the cyber truck because at first we brought the saboteur actually like back in like
2019 my first period of saboteur. Yeah, I thought you know cool. Yeah
I was I was out on Tesla from the beginning. I rented one in Austin
I'm fucking have to charge it every fucking 30 seconds. I hate to charge it
But I have a charge in my house, so it made it easy without an electric car now
I've got I've got electric. I've got a one of those a Audi RS e-tron off the e-tron so sexy
Yeah, I got one of those. Yeah, but but that that is like that's fine like I like it, but it's a pain the ass
Let me show you
One other time
I
Wait it has like the Toyota unlock or not it's a BMW because it BMW owns it
No, baby, look baby. I want you to close for me. Okay as much as the clothes for me
Oh, am I sitting in the back seat?
Yeah, he don't get you.
Okay, I got you.
You want me to sit back here?
Yeah, you do.
Okay, cool.
Hey, close, baby girl, can you close your name?
Or is it because you're like, okay, thank you.
What's her name?
I actually have a name for you.
You have a name?
Wait, wait, wait, what year is this one?
2020.
Wait, this is the newest Rolls Royce I've ever been in.
This is so sick.
Wait, BMW owns this now,
so they got the BMW UI on the screen.
Is the same as shit.
Yes, but no, but this is Rolls Royce.
Wow, what the fuck?
This is so cool.
You have a lot of, you have a lot of people
to do chat, no cat.
Oh man, this is awesome.
I should have given you a money or something.
Yeah, I think you did actually.
Oh, it's got, wow, I can hear it beeping over here too.
Say, that's our BMW beeps.
You know some BMW beeps.
Oh yeah, I know those.
That's that's when you're about to hit something, but you know your you know your way around this place really well. Yep
Now watch this
It's Colin's car behind me, right? Oh, yeah, I just fucking hit it. Who gives a fuck
What's your car calling fuck?
Yeah, you know the only I've gotten a couple of car oxes the only car ox is I've gotten him is hitting inanimate objects
What the fuck I hit my own garage
Because my boyfriend he he didn't tell me I was I actually never been in a car
I said before really never I mean
You've been like rocks it with like another person have you hidden an animate object like me? Um, I never hit any oh one time
Yeah, I was going to vote. I think I forgot what year was okay, but I was in college first president you voted for
What year was
I generally don't even fucking remember game. I
Generally don't remember. Um, what's your first year 28? I voted my first president was Barack Obama that I voted for in 2012
Yeah, I voted for this is my voting record. I'm gonna be a look
Man, it's no shock. Well, you have it like you know, I know my voting record. Oh, you're 20 12. I voted for Barack Obama
Okay, 2016 I voted for Hillary Clinton 2020 I voted for Joe Biden in 2024. Yeah, I think it was
You were with her
Who was her who was her up? Who was her cop Trump?
I was my fucking drooler I didn't need to
Try to get your chat up here the fuck was that about to say fuck I'm trying to get your chat up
But I can't you know streaming like it's so weird. I've been a streamer for so long like I can't function out chat
Hey, that's what
To like I need to like every situation is a streamer other there. I see you I see you guys
I see you oh, it's an F, but it's okay. It's gonna come back chat. Are we good?
Are you all on that I?
Read you I read chat of course
They said it was the Trump EMP.
Are you on F-Tec?
We're all on F2.
Okay, whoa!
This ride is nice.
What's the sound system like in this thing?
Oh, you haven't even connected a phone?
It's so new.
What the fuck?
It's so new, he hasn't even connected a phone!
Let me tell you, Lord.
It's like connect new mobile device.
Let me tell you, Lord, we're about to go.
Okay, what's that?
Every time I guess, positive to Florida.
Okay.
to Wawa. You know what Wawa is? You know what? I don't know. I've heard of it but I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. Is it fast food? Wawa is a gas station. Oh!
You understand what I'm saying? You can see the type of gas station. You guys in the south love
your gas stations. We just have Chevron in that quarter. We just order at gas stations. Yes.
Okay, so Wawa, tell me about it. But here's the thing. Okay. Out of the
Millions of times we've gone to Wawa, only one time they did not kick us out for a camera.
Only so they kick us out every time.
Every fucking time.
Well, here's the objective here.
The objective is telling me it was a hate crime.
Because it'd be like, hey, if we were two white straight men, you know what I mean?
Oh my God.
I'm literally gonna say are we kicking it out because he's gay?
Yeah.
Because I'm black.
Exactly.
Oh my God.
It's a double, it's a double, it's a double.
That's what I'm saying.
We're stacked.
something Colton what do you got this would have been the best time to test
this shit what do you got you don't have any are you he had he has tech
switch to a body cam yeah that's awesome we left the other crew that's
time chat that's right um we had our objective is to go inside okay and get
get whether you gotta go in you gotta go in secret mode with the white with the
The cameras are so bright.
Oh, I'll turn the light on.
You go turn the light on.
He knows what he's doing.
I'll turn the light on.
So, so, so, so.
I know, I think I'm kind of fucked.
I think I'm just, the people like that.
So why do they kick you out?
Like, why does no, why do they not want you to go to the gas station?
The employees be cool as fuck, but there's just one dude on there.
If he's not there, we're good.
But there's one dude in there that's just like, yo.
So what do you say to him?
I'm typically, I'm not gonna lie, I don't be fighting people that are on here.
No, of course, of course, yeah.
There's no, in every situation, you're gonna look like the dickhead.
So, I'm about to know you better off to vlog.
Yeah, of course, yeah, he might as well be like,
okay, gotta go, yeah, yeah, of course, that's just me.
So, I've been trying to be like,
last time I tried to finesse though,
they're like, are you guys pressed?
And we're like, yeah, we're pressed.
Yeah.
We're so, so, so, so, we're reviewing
local gas stations,
the Wawa's in South Florida, Blah, blah, blah,
and we almost got away with it
until they asked for our credentials.
Yes, credentials.
Shit.
Oh my God, we've got to print up the credentials.
You can be like credentials.
Fuck.
Fuck me.
Wait, why would they let press in,
but not like a streamer?
What?
do they want the press? We're good press. We're literally hyping up Wawa. We are press. We are.
We're media. We're media. Well, and then you give them your manager's number and then you call it.
I got it. We're okay. Let's see. I don't know what else to say. What could be our story? Okay. We're
with CNN doing an investigative journalism on the best gas stations in America and this has been
been ranked number one yes we took an internal poll yes I like that
no no say we're with true social with true social oh yeah we're in Florida we
gotta be with true social yes yes maybe like we're investigating Trump's
favorite gas station yes and I don't see him so far but it's a short white
dude it's always the short white guy it looks like a fucking it's always a twink
If you were to win, you know, maybe maybe maybe we'll get a little break
Wait, do you twist have anything to do with personality as well or no? No, if you're gonna personality
Oh, yeah, no personality is I mean they there are associations with twink personalities like being bratty and
You know you're sassy sometimes I guess but like not not everything
Like it this is it open itself. I know I can just push the system
Closer to the other side.
This is nice.
God, this is not my way.
Hey, dude, we're going in, but I don't, I still don't know when it does.
Sometimes a friend of mine goes down.
You gotta pull it a little.
Lock it?
Oh, no, here, here, here.
Oh my God, I almost closed it with my keys inside.
No, no, it won't lock.
It won't lock.
That's the BMW.
The key will not, Chad, the key will not lock.
If the car will not lock, if the key's inside.
inside is automatic. Come pull! We missed it. Come back up. Do you have to do this because
people will steal this. People will steal this piece. It's a very expensive piece. People
will steal it. Wait actually. Yeah. That's why it does that. It's because it's expensive.
So people will just rip this shit off. They'll just pull it off and they'll steal it. That's
why they're coming. Come right here Colin. Get a front angle view. Right here. With the
but the grill and everything, the walls right there,
they make it go down.
Cinematic form.
Also, also I wanna show you another feature
you're trying to mean, I don't know.
This, I think this open, these grills open and close
depending on shit, at least.
That's the biggest one, so.
Cause in, cause I don't know.
Cause I know, cause ever, the reason I know this is
cause BMW now owns Rolls Royce and I think they added
some features cause my car is doing business too.
I don't know when it opens and closes.
Ready, set, go.
Come on, let's go, Fatboy.
Yeah.
Fatboy?
Are you afraid of her since you're here?
Huh?
You're afraid of her since you're here?
Oh, yeah, she is here.
Okay, so there's a lady in here who's super fucking cool.
She's cool.
So we just play it cool.
Come on, please, please, please, please, please.
Chat higher or lower?
I'm gonna walk behind.
Okay.
I see her.
Oh, he is here.
He is here.
Yeah, that is him.
Shit.
Where is that?
That is him.
That guy's the pinot.
No, that first, the guy that walked by it is the surgeon.
How many times has he done it?
Well, every time you have another one, besides one time,
you take another one off.
It's part of the walk.
We're trying to walk in.
He doesn't know.
Keep it low for now.
I swear on my life, in my phone, I saw a picture with me and you, really today!
And now you're here in person, gang.
How's that?
What the?
Did you just say me?
Oh, you just came here randomly.
It's still working, that's what we're doing.
Fuck!
I'll be with y'all even though.
What's going on, brother?
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
You lying on the stairs right there?
That's good. That's good, Dad.
What's that?
Did he do a good, Dad?
That's a good, Dad.
If he didn't pee, it's good enough, man.
Okay.
What do we do?
And he's not in the world that you want or you get something. I should do it's not here
Look good
Guess a fool
That the best drinks in my opinion they got all type of what do you get I want to get what you get
This is what I usually get.
I usually get it after I work out,
so it might not be what she might not want.
I love substance sandwiches.
So I be getting obstacle.
You said we're gonna go to Diamond Gym?
You think you can do this, though?
You think I'll survive?
No.
Oh, so you think Jason can survive and I can't survive?
I think I can survive.
Do you think I'll do better than Jason?
I'm a pull-up.
I want to go in the summer though.
I want to go in like the summer
when my body a little bit more, right?
She's there.
So what is diamond, Jim?
He's here, he's out here.
Oh, sure.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna tell him about his manager, okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a,
usually I get like a,
like a hoagie,
little salpignis.
I like to get that chicken.
Oh, get around, get around.
Preach home.
I gotta go quick,
I like chicken, chicken steak, the thing is that, I'm not, fuck, I'm not panicking, show
this to a, what is chicken?
I'm not, fuck, I want a chicken wrap, but I want like a grilled chicken wrap, they got
grilled chicken breast, I want it to be too picky, what was, is there chicken in?
I don't know, fuck, fuck, signature recipes, oh yes, teriyaki chicken, what is chicken
steak?
I have grilled chicken, fuck, fuck, fuck, so breaded, so many shit, breaded, so much shit,
I see I'm trying to kill my mad girls
Oh shit, I'm not scared
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go back to it
Do your own
What's the create your own?
Fuck
I'm again
Do your favorite one
Milk shakes?
We're at protein power maybe
I want a bowl?
You want a protein?
14,000, what do you want, 14,000, what do you want?
15,000, fuck.
A chocolate banana in the neighborhood, 16,000.
Fuck, 10 grams for too much of a fucking rip off.
What's that scam?
Yeah.
15 grams, don't be getting shit.
400,000 in the county?
It's actually 15 times five.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Listen, I'm going to dinner?
Okay.
I'm going to go with the homecoming.
Fuck, I'm going to decide something.
I'm going to decide something.
I know, I need to.
Is that gay shit or straight shit?
both my boyfriend is indecisive I might go pinning me let's do I want to what
is chicken steak why can't they just do chicken what is chicken steak I know
it's a type of chicken it's like I think I'm so in the fucking size of Jack
Don't go back.
Where are you?
There are you.
Good.
My girl, how you doing?
How are you?
I don't think she remembers me for a second.
She probably, she don't remember me for a second.
She's like, who the fuck is it?
I'm getting to her.
Do you like to her?
I don't like you.
You don't like to her?
Not really, but it's okay.
I'm gonna crazy much.
I'm not gonna get a drink when I'm making her.
What are you doing?
What is that?
It's not our lucky evening.
What's she saying?
She said, she better you don't get a drink when I'm making it.
Oh, yeah, that's gonna make it, that's gonna make it, boy.
Is it the time of the year?
Better?
Nope.
Yeah!
Alright, we'll get some little turkey shit.
That's good, that's what I'm trying to...
What's that? That's good shit.
What did it...?
Garlic, honey, hot turkey, mac and cheese?
Looks good.
Looks really good.
Do we try that check garlic honey hot turkey mac and cheese?
What
Do we try that I might I might try that it could be a check. We're gonna try it
Customize
Yo, what's good? What's good?
What's going on?
What's happening?
I'm on a mission right now.
He's trying to take a cell phone.
What?
I said, Josh.
You just called me Josh?
Yeah.
Listen.
I feel like I'm just standing there with the fries.
I'm there.
Like that?
How are you really a bro?
She's awesome.
She'll stay in here and talk to people.
Hey, brother.
I know you've got much time.
I've got a few.
Thank you.
Okay, he's going through this over there.
Yeah, talk to me.
Why don't we do the intro no more?
What happened to Fulfa?
Why don't we do the Fulfa intro no more?
Fulfa.
Why don't we do the intro for the intro no more?
The intro's changed over time.
Yeah, of course I don't have a phone for it.
The intro's changed over time so you gotta like, you feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
I play football every once in a blue moon like twice a year but it's like you gotta be there
to experience that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Then come and go, gang.
He's on like the seventh page.
I
Even did what wait, hold on
Appreciate you
Was he was that the associate of press
My intro is like the way I used to
Intro but I do different songs
Do this
That's you that's your sandwiches the next game. It's you gang. I don't know what the fuck is way this on it. Very good
Season black
I can't believe I've been told because he hasn't noticed that.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't need to tell you how to do this.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You don't have to get extra theories.
Feel me?
Jesus.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
No wonder everybody in Florida is big as fuck.
There's so many options.
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna give me a bit.
It just doesn't stop.
You know what's crazy?
It gives you like your calorie.
Yeah.
I know.
Jesus Christ.
This is 710 calories.
All right.
the fuck did I get two pepper jacks on there they snuck that in look at this
shit
chat what's going to go frozen lemonade or ice for physical ice I got a great
night oh I gotta take that pepper jack off what the fuck is yeah the fuck did you
get pepper jack I can't you can't even edit it once you add the calories it's
fucking no nobody know when we make it I might tell yeah perfect lemonade
We're paying for it, we're just donating it to Charbert.
you
It's not I say my I say boy has I say, you know
I don't know. It's just sweet. You're good. I don't give a fuck but it's delicious
I say nobody knows what the fucking I say is you guys know what I say he is. Oh
It's a it's a fruit that cheese right extra cheese you're gonna fatten me up summer's coming up
Oh
Wait, what do you say what?
Yo, what the fuck wait is it exploding? How did that happen?
How do you get on the outside?
Or is this one yours?
No, I don't know.
Is this the second one?
Oh, shit.
Um, well, I guess we got a...
Is this this...
Or do we just change the top?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's right.
Oh, no.
You look bad, bro.
Okay, I got it.
What's going on?
I got it here.
I want it.
Get a little sip.
Okay.
I got it.
What?
I don't know.
Let's see.
Should I buzz it?
Hmm.
I get it.
We got her.
That's really fucking good.
No, we weren't.
Fuck.
You got him?
We don't have to clean this.
They did that.
They didn't.
They didn't get that.
But J-Lo's gotta clean it.
We gotta clean it up for J-Lo.
I got him.
Just a little bit.
For J-Lo.
I never mind fucking that shit.
J-Lo, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
I'll get you a drink before I start.
Is there a lid or something?
Excuse me, sir.
Can I have another lid, please, for his drink?
Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Are you sure? I appreciate it.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it. Thank you.
I like to move at like you're going to do a while.
That's my signature.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you very much. Have a good evening
See thank you. Thank you J. Lo. See you later. That's my signature move
Okay, I gotta get this cap on before I get into here my signature move is uh, oh
Did you grab my quesadilla?
Fuck no, no, it's right there
And I'm also going to put it on the outside, okay.
So this is my signature move.
You got to be polite, right?
You got to be polite.
So if you ever go to a friend's house or something like that and you eat dinner or whatever,
you got to slowly kind of start to pick up the plates, but very slowly and wait until
they give you the, you don't got to do that.
You know what I mean?
No, no, you don't have to and then you just kind of explain you got to do that
Are you sure are you sure and then by the time you know they say anything they've already picked it up
You know what I mean, but at least you got to express that you're being polite. I'm running taking up
What if they say sure go ahead hold on
That if they say that's so nice to you then it's like every once in a while it doesn't work
And then you have to follow through you have to follow through
Let me get that for you. It's kind of like when you offer to pay for somebody's
fucking I'll get it and they're like oh thank you so much fuck that happened to
me last night I took like five people out to dinner and I was like you know
what let me get this one and they're like all five all five of them said okay
Not even one, you know, I can even get some of this split.
I don't spend like $400 on dinner.
They're like, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Not even like, hey, let me sell you back.
No, no, any time somebody goes all Venmo you
or cash out of you or whatever,
you're not getting that fucking money.
You know you're not getting that fucking money.
All Venmo you, yeah, okay.
And it's always the little amounts too.
It's like somebody that owes you like 15 bucks.
Cause you're not gonna ask him to hey,
can you get me that 15 bucks?
You know, nobody's ever gonna do it.
You sound petty at that point.
Yeah.
And you know, you all, we all have a friend
that does that too.
All of us have a friend.
No?
You know, I don't know.
I always have to pay.
Unless I'm with Hassan,
then that motherfucker's paying for everything.
Everything.
I will, I will make sure that Hassan's credit card
the only credit card on the table. Right? Because that is socialism, ladies and gentlemen.
You ever do card roulette? Yes, and I lose every fucking time. Every fucking time with
card roulette. Well, card roulette. You do it? No. How long have you been a Rage's camera
man for? I started in November. Really? Yeah. How did you get the job? They collabed
at uh...
at my sanctuary
oh and then i came in and they were there
were you in austin
okay yeah i was uh... the sanctuary's careman for like
oh my god have i met you before yeah
i wasn't there i'm so sorry
that's crazy
that's crazy i'm a piece of shit i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
you were doing like a podcast like out in the
oh the in the tub
yeah i did in the tub with maya in the middle of the alvea see i've done it
with everybody I'm doing it in the tub with rage tomorrow after he takes me to
his neighborhood or is he he calls it the hood but I didn't he said that and I
told me I could say that so I did so I yeah met him through that cameraman for
him a couple times and when I went to the face of him okay got you and so
that's how you got that yeah you know what in Florida you know in Florida you
know oh okay
look hmm never in Florida they have these people that look like they have like
resting voted for Trump face you know what I'm saying you can just tell by
looking at their face that they voted for Trump. All over Florida.
Did you see any yet?
All the, on the plane immediately when I got to the gate, you can just tell by the
gate. I don't even look at it where the plane's going from.
They just look like they voted for Trump.
Let me get that.
All over the place.
Say what?
I saw the check.
What did they say?
He's flirting.
Oh, he's flirting with me?
It's false.
Hey, you know what?
It's okay.
I can't, dude.
I know you're crazy.
No, it's okay.
It's all right.
My boyfriend's very secure.
He's watching right now.
Oh, what's up, boyfriend?
Oh, I gotta wait till Rage is here to try it,
because I wanna...
This is fucking awesome.
I really like this.
I haven't eaten enough today, you know?
Well, okay.
Your community, Rage, is fucking awesome.
I was like not I was very anxious. I was like, I don't know if they're gonna. I wasn't sure I was like
I don't know how it's gonna go
You know yes you
What do you do?
What?
She knows she is.
Huh?
I'm trying to, so...
That was an attractive photograph.
Yeah?
What are you guys filming?
This is a little YouTube video.
Can we be in it? Hi!
That was good.
Are you streaming?
Oh, are you streaming?
Yeah, I'm in Fibrigar now.
Uh, about 17?
About 17 people?
17.
There's a lot of chats going, that's not 17.
Nah, that's like the AI shit you feel me, it's like AI would be going crazy.
I see a lot of people.
Like 17,000?
Oh my god!
Wait, what's your name?
Yeah, this is your age.
I would ask my friends if they knew.
They definitely don't know if they know me make you might want to ask him another question
I don't know what I don't know where the phone is
I'm gonna eat a more fuckin' cheeseburger.
That's a fact.
You know, if I was hungry, Dan.
Wait, how many people are on our channel?
Tastereys?
Um, yeah.
What do you guys stream on?
Uh, Twitch.
Twitch?
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Uh, his name is your range.
We're on his channel right now.
Do you guys know, or who do you guys watch Twitch?
I see that.
On TikTok, we're on Twitch.
Oh, okay.
Okay, do you know, do you know?
We're in Clabs.
We're in Son's channel.
You know, Sondpiker?
What would he say?
We bring cloud of strength.
I have here a little bit of fear of strength.
Oh, OK.
Well, that is so much confidence in the next generation.
1.9 million followers?
It might be.
GG, bro.
No, this is the youth, this is...
This is what? This is fucking Florida?
This is the youth gang?
This is...
Alright.
I'm on my stream.
Take care now.
Oh, we are so...
We are so fucked.
What the fuck is going on?
They just said that.
This is the youth gang.
Yeah, we have the biggest cops.
That's our province.
Is this a car meal?
It's a ball again.
That shoo-roo was not meant to do that.
What was that?
It was a Volkswagen GT-M.
Is it a Golf?
Yeah, it's a Golf.
And this is like the spot everybody wants a gas station.
Okay, let me say, this is awesome.
Oh my God.
Why don't they have these in California?
California do got some good shit though.
It does, but this is fucking insane.
No wonder your food is delicious.
Hey, what are you talking about?
What are you no wonder?
No wonder what?
Well, oh, in Florida, everybody's here.
What?
People are a little bigger in Florida.
Is that a fact?
Am I wrong?
No, you're not.
but like I'm not gonna know what I hear what wait am I true? I just I mean I don't know
what are you looking at me? I'm mostly talking about manga oh yeah they're all fat they're
all fat they be fat I don't believe in fashion unless you're you know not
believe in fashion let me tell you why oh because like are you gonna hit me with
the bollying words like no yeah I was super fucking skinny I was down there
in a wreck I didn't know until Nicky was roasting me and I really like looked
like yo it's not about just being skinned I was too skinny and like objectively
like not even up to like factually like I was 99 pounds and fresh me in high
school okay I looked at myself like damn wait I am here let me get in the gym
you know can the best version of myself bruh I take it to like oh my pussy her
My fat homies are fucking ropes in their ass. Some of them got right. Some of them didn't which is cool
Some of them killed themselves
I mean
Yeah, but
I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing
But
But she was pretty one. She was gorgeous. Okay. She walked out with so much aura. Hey gang. You know what I mean? Hey gang
She came through and she knew she was hot these napkins were hella important. Yeah. Yeah, she was she was very beautiful
I'm you know even even as a gay man, I can acknowledge
Beautiful, yeah
She's
No, we're not talking about the girls that were here. We're talking about
Yeah
Shoot no, no, there was a girl that was that's so funny
There was a girl that walked past and then I said damn isn't she fine? That's just before the
I completely forgot that we had a full-ass conversation
Oh my god, I'm so happy that we fucking caught the shoe. That's crazy. No, no, no
We were talking about the girl that she walked by you didn't see her on camera. She walked past me sir
What's that?
Shut up.
It's 2 AM?
Holy shit.
Oh, I'm on East Coast.
I'm on West Coast now.
We've got an early stream tomorrow, gang.
Do we?
What time?
Something like...
Nobody in my talking?
Something like...
3 PM.
Early?
What?
3 PM.
What?
It's like 3.45.
That's early?
Early nigga, I stream at 9 p.m.
Like what time you gonna bet like 8 a.m. What I went to bed last night like 7 a.m.
Game 7 30 that was good for me. Yeah, I'm trying to get I'm trying to get skill
It bets like 5 a.m. And it better see I could move to like a 5 minute by 3
8 I'll say this possible. I'll do this bottle is 3 a.m. You're 10 p.m. Yes
Yes, the AM is tight.
When do you wake up?
I wake up.
2 PM.
You're just on a different schedule.
2 30, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
All right, people call that lazy,
but you're working late, so you're just working graveyard.
OK.
You're just working the graveyard shift.
Then I was up on stage.
You just invented your own schedule.
5 a.m. Last night talking to them about life. Yeah, 5 30. We're just yapping
Yeah, I think that's healthier. Did you go to sleep when you're tired and you wake up when you're not wait?
I forgot this had macaroni and shit. I was devouring this shit like no
This is one of the best ponies ever because I had a Mac in it. I didn't fucking realize game
Unbelievable what the fuck?
Unbelievable three hose concierge
Keep it on the low. Yeah, we can no segments on the low chat. We can't like that
You know, I'm sorry. Are you nervous nervous for what?
For the hood. No, why did you jump like that?
Because you went...
I was like, what are you doing?
No, why would I be nervous?
Why would I be... should I be nervous?
No, I'm not nervous at all.
Of course not.
Well now you're starting to make me like I should be. Why should I be nervous?
No, Austin.
Chad, should I be nervous? I'm not nervous at all. Why are you nervous? What reason would it be to be nervous?
No reason.
Well, that, you're sounding like, is there a surprise for me?
No!
I'm very comfortable around everybody. I don't need to, I don't need to, there's no problem at all.
Excuse me!
Your voice is going up.
Well, it's going up.
No it's not.
No, no!
Yes it is.
No.
I don't, I don't have any issue. Are they gonna like me? Do you think, do you think people in your neighborhood are gonna like me?
Yeah!
I'm not...
His voice is going up!
That's not normal.
I'll get you...
I don't know!
When your voice goes up, it means you're lying.
I'm not lying, bro.
I'm not gonna be ner- I'm not nervous at all.
Hey, look, look, listen.
Do I look like I just nervous?
Does this person feel any better?
I took extra ammo.
Like, come on.
Yeah!
The family could survive.
But I wasn't- I never was- I was like- I'm excited to go see where you grew up.
Oh, okay.
I'm excited- Wait, was I supposed to be nervous?
No!
Why are your voice so high?
Why is his voice so high?
Are you nervous to go to the drag brunch bar?
Wait, that's tomorrow?
No, it's Sunday.
Oh, no! This voice is going up!
No!
No, I'm not nervous at all!
No!
That's what my friend told me.
me my best friend taught me that he's like when your voice goes up it means your line
oh no that's like a myth in the it's a myth in these streets no
keep asking him questions he might break glass oh interesting i might what he might break glass
I'm just gonna be fine gang. Yeah, I'm excited. Who am I meeting tomorrow. I'm just making myself at home back here. Watch your shit. Wait, where's the cup holder?
Let me let you figure it out.
What the fuck?
Actually, I'm not going to lie.
The last people that were in here,
that's for shoving shit.
I think they broke it because it wasn't me right here.
Yeah, we broke it.
Oh, what the fuck?
Why did that just happen?
Why are you making it like you did that shit on purpose?
Ugh, wow.
Close your door real quick.
Oh, does that not work?
How do I...
Works for some of us.
Wash it's awesome. Hey, baby girl. Can you close the door, please? Please close. Thank you
Hey, you too nigga not not just my door your door
Oh
I just have the
You know
Wow that while I experience this see that's the while was the vibe listen
I'm out and about it's 4 a.m. 3 a.m. Is latest flat after him or whatever case maybe oh my god
Okay, so I'm gonna keep you be quite Frank
I kind of scammed you the best skin protein shakes there aren't the ones that you could buy there what have you ever had core power
Yeah, I just drank one before I came over to saw you they have a bunch of water
Yeah, no core powers are all over the place. I remember I was drinking them
Oh, that was my gate keep shit. You could only bottle those on Amazon at one point. Yeah, I know
I was buying them in bulk at Amazon like $20, $90. Yeah, expensive gang. Yeah, I could see why they're expensive
It's so much protein and it's so good in a little ass bottle. It's like chocolate milk
Actually, 40 grams. Yeah, 100% 42 grams
Oh, you know my dog you drink that whole 40 calories you're counting your macros and everything
Yep losing weight
Really how much weight have you lost since I met you?
It's tough cuz I since I met you I've probably gained like 20 pounds. Oh, really?
Well, I found out that I had met him evidently like a year ago a year ago, okay
So much way right now Colty. I don't know actually I haven't waited myself a lot
I don't want to get in the habit of weighing myself every day
I used to come on macros only to the car to the fact to the
Oh, I'm getting back to that soon. It's just hard because I've been traveling a lot
It's hard to get it's hard to get on track. Oh, and then I go to Wawa and they're added like every fucking page is a new
Calorie. Hey, let me tell you. Let me actually tell you something else
Wawa machine ups the calorie to fool you into eating less. Wait, wait, really?
Actually, that's what I'm talking about, bro. Think about that shit, bro.
Well, how many calories is in your shit, bro? That's not, that's my problem.
I don't know. I think seven hundred.
Come on
I've always said nobody's allowed to eat in here I got you I got you but you're right. You're right. You're right
You can I'm low-key
Like you're Austin gay. I'll show up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, but you can't make people
I can't make any sense. You can't make it. If I say that
Yep, and then they're gonna pull the clip and you're like you let Austin eat the car. You know I mean gay privilege gay privilege
Nothing, was it like the opposite I mean I
Mean I guess gay privilege exists
You know yeah, because I could be I could go up to a
Damn, I could go up to a girl and be like
What if that's other government police officer and actually might be that would be over
That would be I'd be like listen officer. That was a mistake
And let me tell you yeah one thing about Florida Broward, especially
Every street there is a police officer really you see well that was a cop because he's not coming
Yeah, you're not some other states
I could go a whole day and I see one police officer if you drive in Florida throughout the whole day
You probably see 50 50 minimum 50. Yeah, I see they're everywhere cops are everywhere. They love cops here in Florida
No, I'm not gonna lie, it probably just made me jump.
And when I say, when I talk about the bad in Florida,
I'm talking about MAGA, that's what I'm talking about.
Really, I hate to get, I'm sorry,
I know you're not like a super political thing,
but like, that's what I'm talking about, you know?
I'm talking about, I know exactly what you mean,
whatever you say those things.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm talking about.
When I talk about Florida,
that's what everybody's talking about, you know?
But if Florida would be all that bad though.
But, I mean, yes.
It's like there's worse states, yeah, but every which way, but like the reason why Florida gets so much shit is like Florida
Like everybody knows Florida right you got Disney World
Now if you had one zombie outbreak, I know it happens to the best of us, you know, I get it
I'm from a city that got a lot of bad press. I'm from Portland, you know
Portland, Oregon, you know
We got a lot of bad press, you know, we did wait for what?
I'm gonna be really talk like they everybody that was usually again the right did you have a bomber
no we didn't have a bomber I don't think the Portland bomber why that was Oklahoma City all
Oklahoma City oh yeah drugs is what we get about we get we were like we're like the meth capital
of the United States for a while math yeah math was big is met the white people drug uh I think so
Was that like a I think I think I don't know yeah, I've never seen a nigga on meth. I don't know
So you ever seen a nigga on meth? What about you Colton you ever seen a nigga on meth?
Well, yeah, I see that so aggressively
If you know I have what he said you have it up. Oh
Okay, did you say yes?
What do you mean by no?
Yeah, and who what I'm answering the question. What was the question? Are you insinuating something?
No, you should explain it.
So I understand it better.
Yeah, Colton is locked in.
He's just crying as he's locked in.
He didn't slip up.
What is this?
Oh, shit.
See, you were so comfortable driving with that tone going.
Well, I agree with not eating in the car.
It's good.
If it was any of my other cars, no, I don't care. No, this is the Rolls Royce
You spent a lot of money on this probably 400,000 at least. No, no, no, I want you to actually like guess
Just think about this. Yeah
You're fine shit
Coming to pick you up. Yeah
But I got the Mario playing
The door opens on its own
She sits down, the door closes on its own, the stars are lighting up.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yeah.
Mmmmmmmm.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, you are falling in love, game.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I imagine my light brown eyes just like just looking at light just like
Just looking at your fucking your fucking yo your spirit looking into your spirit
Well, I do you want better
This isn't a phantom, but you used to have a chauffeur in this bitch.
I got a chauffeur in the back seat at the time, the massage chairs?
Oh, yeah, massage chairs.
Mmm, uh...
Mmm, yeah. Who's that?
I'll get the others ready. By this morning, she's probably getting out of the car and you gotta play.
What the fuck?
All right, let's go, chat.
She's probably...
Why these diggers look disgusted?
See, they're doing that Ike yo yo chat.
I'm calling the cops on you.
Is this your car too?
Yeah, it's a Hellcat.
Okay, Hellcat.
Let me see the side.
We'll kind of be another good boy.
M8, okay.
M8 comp, okay.
That's A-high.
And that's Colton's car.
Super on the other side.
Oh, you got a super too?
Super.
Fuckin' Jordan's super.
Just claim it, just claim it, just claim it.
That was actually the first time
I ever got somebody a car in my life.
Okay.
Wait, you bought somebody a car?
My best friend.
Oh, that's awesome.
Jordan, he be upstairs and shit.
Hey, Colton, attention!
Come here, Austin.
This is the part of the stream.
Okay, I'll be coming in on you.
Okay, you go to wall.
Okay, you see, goodbye, and then shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, chat.
It's been WStream, so how'd you like the stream today, chat?
How you like the chat?
W?
WJ-1?
Oh, man, they loved it.
I love it.
Oh, they're loving it.
Yeah, they're having a great time.
W Stream Chat, y'all fought with it?
I'm glad y'all liked it, gang.
And thank you for being, like, it was calm today.
No, they were.
They were calm.
They were calm today.
They were calm.
Y'all were hella calm today.
Like, I know y'all really good, bro.
I was very impressed.
Like, I walked in there, and from the moment I walked in the room,
they were showing love from the moment I walked in.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed. It's a reflection of you.
He's telling you.
It's cool, okay?
It's cool.
It's a reflection of you.
I'm telling you.
It is.
Now the next job that they do need to stop doing it.
Every time I get on the stream, they call me chops.
Yeah, they gotta stop that.
You gotta stop that, Chad.
Okay, that's, you gotta stop that.
And every time we have a moment together, you can't do the, the, the heat.
What is that?
Heels. Heels.
You gotta stop that.
No more.
It's my brother.
Yeah, we have to, we have to stop the healed.
wouldn't do that with well did they do that all the time with when you do when
you have a moment with people because if they do with other people too they
will do like one other person and it's what is it is it correct me no it's a
girl well gets a girl there but see that one is yeah we got to stop the
healed and we got to start shaming the people yeah that do healed yeah you know
what I mean so tomorrow what are we doing I'm going to the fucking yeah and
And I'm not a few of the streams. I'm ready. Oh, that are my friends. They don't know about okay
I'm not gonna say enough. I'm not gonna say I almost I almost
On the edge of saying who I do that's one of secrets. Yeah, no more. Yeah, who you think pulling up?
I'm gonna let y'all keep guessing. Thank you for to the stream is 2 a.m.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get a gym session in or something bro. Oh, cuz we got to be up right and early
That's a really one hour after I wake up. Honestly, I'm really excited. This is the first day
I get to sleep in 3 p.m. Is 3 p.m. Is sleeping in yes, I'm gonna sleep. So I'm gonna sleep so good
I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm excited to go to the neighborhood that he grew up in. Yes, right. I got it
No, I think it's stay safe
Yeah, be easy. Peace out y'all