you
I niggas seamlessly, without even looking outward, game.
Does nigga need to learn how to play tongue?
Dumb and hoes.
Hold on, hold on a minute.
Tuck up in here, fuck.
Everybody can't do till I walk in here.
Told the bitch they fucking don't need to talk in here.
Brought my look off in here, nigga.
You don't even know.
I get my birdie in the world, nigga.
Why the fuck won't you hold your cat?
I'll give you all the world before I
spoil one of your whole chat.
I know that, though.
I know that nobody gets spoiled before y'all again.
Y'all come first in every situation.
Y'all come first.
Where's my double R?
Listen, listen.
Listen, y'all come first.
Y'all know that though.
We guys cheater.
How am I cheater?
Why be cheating on y'all with?
I don't cheat on y'all with nobody.
Austin teaches Ray to accept his sexuality.
See, I don't like that shit.
I don't like that shit you talking about.
What do you think?
I accept my sexuality.
What do I need to accept?
Watch nigga just text me his phone died.
What the fuck?
How the nigga phone died and you text me out the phone?
They said my phone died.
how you texting me if your phone died? Malik yo chill yo chill Malik is dead
gang this notion stands in Malik bruh that's those notion stands in Malik let
me tell you something Emily and Senna I think they put a potion or something they
did some voodoo on me that made me think that created Malik and shit and
since I've been away from the both of them at the same time for so long Malik
is going away and the more I'm with them the more he comes back. You feel me?
Performative gay. Gay potion. I should have asked Austin how you feel about the gay potion.
Okay so look look look we gotta get some things down. You gotta learn how to play
He got to learn how to play Tom, okay?
He got to learn how to play Dominos.
We got to see him throw the football.
He got to have five niggas.
He got to make five homies, gang.
He got to make like three, five homies or some shit.
But here's the thing, like,
when move your glasses, why?
Oh yeah, we got to play some basketball.
We got to hoop, we got to hoop.
We got to hoop.
I didn't see him on the grill.
Maybe he don't got to be on the grill.
I don't know.
I don't want him to fuck up the fucking food and shit.
I have another nigga handed the fucking food and shit.
What made you wear them?
Make him press someone.
Gang, what?
Bro, this ain't no joke.
This ain't no, these are actors gang.
I'm not making them press nobody gang.
I'm not making them press nobody, bro.
What the fuck?
They can be hit a lick.
It's orange hoody making an appearance wait hold on wait
You know what should we get or
Should we get
Let me see what that nigga doing, cus.
Let me see what Orange...
What y'all know about Orange Hoodie, gang?
What do y'all know about Orange? Make him do it, yo, chill, bruh.
Niles him? Why do y'all know his name?
How do y'all know Niles' name, nigga?
That's Warranty Sidecarrier.
You're not going to disrespect Lee gang.
You're not going to disrespect Creed gang.
Come on, bro.
Come on, brother.
Yo, chat, what's Jester Goonan?
What is that?
What is Jester Goonan?
Well, I keep seeing some shit about some Jester Goons.
Let me type that in.
Jester.
What is this?
Clavicular was made Jester Goonan when a group of foids came in spite of his cortisol levels.
is ignoring the foids while munting and mugging moids more useful than SMVs.
What the fuck is that? What is that?
What is a moid? What is a foid? What is an SMV?
What language is this?
Did they like to watch it?
Y'all can't blame me for this for this lingo game. Y'all can't bet we all can't blame me this time
Not for this lingo not for this language. What the fuck is it SMB gesture goon emphoid?
What's what's the fool? Oh wait, huh? Let's do it. Let's use our content excludes
Gesture goon ing
Clav was my gesture goon ing my friend likes your camera man
Okay, so I'm okay. I don't know what a gesture going in is
foids F is for I think it's a set for female
Because he says moids mocking moids ask me males, but what's the oids?
Spike to his cortisol levels is stressed
Munting what's munting?
Ignoring the four is ignoring the foids while munting and mugging what's munting
Hemorrhoids no, I don't think foids is a female with what hemorrhoids
SMV Chad fishing in the club SMV
Shirley mugging mug what's the SNS and V the M gotta be mug
Munting and Mawking. Why does not a single person on chat know this lingo gang are we not hip gang we gotta be we gotta be
hit to the culture. Ain't that a culture? Suck my vid. We not this chubby. We too cool chat y'all
They can swear y'all cool.
Y'all too cool, y'all too cool, y'all.
Y'all too cool?
Suck my little bag.
Alright man.
You don't already know, I do my job the world for my sport.
What are these hoes?
Baby?
You look two today, nigga. You look better, nigga.
You look better. You look more cute, nigga. Fuck.
You look more cute, nigga. And what? And what? Now what?
Now what? You look more cute, nigga. Fuck.
Now what? Now what? You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! Get the fuck up! You! You! You! You! You! You! I'm talking to you.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yes, I'm talking to you.
Just accept it, stop, stop, face reality.
You're fucking beautiful.
Chad, I love you.
I love you.
I love you, Chad.
You're not, yo, see, I don't, bruh.
Why see the eyeballs?
Why don't they just say, why, I see, see, see, something they just saying call and shit, like,
and there's something they just saying, ew, and they putting the fucking eyeball spread
apart and shit.
Fake ah, using the same bullish, yo, your band, what type of English shit was that?
Your fucking band, gang, I'm sorry, you can fuck out of my chat.
We in Eastern time zones, gang, you can fuck out of her.
Fuck.
So look, a jiggy king with the five gift is,
appreciate you, appreciate you, cuh.
Listen, oh, I actually learned something today.
I don't fucking, like a ramble game.
I learned that there's sexy birthdays and ugly birthdays.
Like they say like an April 8th is like a sexy birthday,
but like a January 27th is like ugly.
or like a, or like a, or like a, or like a January, I think a December 5th or something
is like a sexy birthday, but like December like 13th or I don't know, there's like certain,
I don't know, gang.
Do you think August 17th is sexy?
Cause they said August 19th is not him or August 27th is not, I forgot.
I think August 17th is sexy low-key if there's a if there's a month that'll be sexy with 17th
It'll be August no other month will look good with 17
Patriot think for the five get this oh
Yeah, they said August 26 is ugly
August 17th is drip no cap
And I'm also I saw Joshua slander on you know, we're not talking about this game listen
What? Oh, I want you to say what time? Oh my God.
Oh my God. You think you're pulling up August 16 sexy? No, 17th is sexy game.
17th is sexy, bro. Listen, little chat.
Not only are we taking Austin to the hood, we're taking another homie.
I like spending time with this nigga. You feel, you dig what I'm saying?
So like it's gonna be cool. You feel me? It's gonna be cool. Who?
Lee I don't think I'd ever take lead to the hood game. I
Don't think I'll take lead at anyone block nigga
No cat or my fault daughters wasn't on my fall sexy
These are all forgets it nigga
You need to start following in agents footsteps and start hiding that biggest forehead goddamn nigga using fucking
solar beam you trying to erase history on some void century shit what the fuck
was that
but I'm just existing talking to my neighbors we got a glass of home
There what?
It's not even that it's big, it's a pooch
It's a little bit like a hammerhead shot
Like a leg shooed
Like my shit on my leg take a shower then hit the hay and I sleep like a baby I never get that sad feeling
Billy Chris, thank you for the five gipsies in my heart
Um, there what?
What?
That Cole album was Horrible Man's When 324 New Detroit by Lalo Beter also gang watch code Gears
What's up with timing was that a long last night game because what did he
don't know is that that have been paused what are y'all saying?
Well what Austin feels like he would be the token white guy in a black friend
group. Chad what token are you in your friend group? The token what?
Be a honey bring a cry with you you want us to get shot.
A-rab you the token A-rab in your group?
Token Femboy, token chud, shurdy guy, huh?
Mexican, unimpled sessy nigga, the token Muslim.
Token funny girl.
Hey, chat, everybody say hey page, hey pagey, hey pagey.
Hey page, how you doing?
Do you like to switch?
Are you playing it?
If a goofy tries pressing y'all beat him up and make Austin take his ass.
Yo gang, no, no, see, that's that, no, no, Austin's just not going to take his ass, gang.
No.
I already talked to him about that, he said he, he won't, I already talked to him about that, bro.
We're not taking anybody's butt today, no.
Please take mine's.
Rage, I drank last night, can you door-dash me far?
I don't feel good.
Yo, why do you always come to me to ask to do something?
Yo, order!
Like, like-
There what?
You could've been ordered!
Rage, how the fuck you ain't played Ghost of Yoti yet?
Man, fuck that Rage.
How haven't you played Black Myth Wukong yet, huh?
Man, fuck that.
I'm not subjecting you to peek.
You
I'll be typing in my shit, bro. Like what the fuck even was that game shut the fuck up page
You could have been had your pep no Bismar. What the fuck you need, but you're sending me
She texts in a twitch chat when you could have been had it when you woke up.
Pork Fuh Extra Lime.
He just typed, you're rich, I don't have money,
pork, fuh, extra lime.
Chat, what do I do here?
Chat, thank you.
Nigga, I didn't say yes.
No, that's not fairs.
That's not a fair situation.
There was bro-wearing clothes in the big 2026.
So you can't fool me. You were raised sexual. You want me to be naked. You try to raise me to be naked.
Cause you were raised sexual, man. You wanna fuck me.
Rage? Why do you scampage? Where's her MacBook? Rage? Give her her MacBook.
So, I'm going to get some coffee.
And I'm going to be honest, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chill.
No, it's not your cup.
Someone refunded $500 of subs
The fuck was that listen listen that was the end of a music video and she was clapped with her ass
It was a bit clapped on her shit
Pretty y'all sit to eat none of them
What is he playing in the beat? No, no, no
What is it why don't somebody make a clip gang delete that clip?
Bro, it was at the end of the music video if it was clapped on her shit
Now you and Austin went crazy yo your band
Stop playing with me. That's good. Go your band the car you man
You should play the game good night universe it's a one-stream cozy type game you might cry though bet
G don't save that and look it up see if it's actually good. Yo Paige, can you talk to Kat for me, bro?
What the fuck? I see a calling up snow cone again.
I'm in that snow cone fucking Diana.
What if I see Kat calling out Diana again?
What? Yo Paige, why you say GG? You got faith in your sister?
look I already goes the sisters not fighting no more let's retire that shit
but if there were to be a sister to fight to beat a bitch ass it would it
would be it would be cat that little girl gangster bro like I ain't gonna lie I
know she be in a trench like she be fucking I ain't know that bro get ass
I ain't know that cuz why did you boss event no no no no no no big Jenkins no
She's cute and cuddly. We don't do those
But I feel like y'all I do have a lot of hidden anger though, and I she want to let out our motherfuckers, but no be keeping it
Cute and cuddly cat vs. Yonah water fuck this is gonna fight. No
No, no page. What the fuck you talking about?
No
Page. Oh my god. I don't know if you know, but oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. You don't really? I'm a gay friend. Have a gay friend. Have a gay friend.
If Diana ends up beating cat, fuck it. Bring out the big guns, fuck that boxing, just a straight up street fight. Bring out the big Jenkins shit.
Yo, yo, yo, she'll have diet about her hair like ease.
Yo, don't play with your other game. Listen. Listen.
I made a gay friend
Part of you for getting past your issues. What issues I ain't never had no issues
What is it you tell my I?
Have a gay friend, and I'm taking him to the fucking hood. I'll take me to the block
That's a lot of you a BBL demon
When y'all going to brunch bro, that's tomorrow game. Oh my god, okay, so another thing page
He's taking me to a drag brunch tomorrow
I'm like, and I'm kind of like, you feel me?
Paige said fun.
Why every girl I'd say this, they say fun, W. Is that like, cop?
I've even told girls off, you're like, yo, I ain't gonna allow them to, my first drag
brunch or some shit, cop.
That's okay, expand your, what do you mean expand my mind?
What is expanding my mind about this?
Not gonna lie, it low key is,
cause it'll be fun vibes, trust.
Have you been or you just seen them?
They are chill.
It's because they heard the word brunch, yo, oh god.
Girls is here to work brunch and they're like, fire.
Best day ever.
Fucking best day ever.
They didn't even hear the drag part.
They probably don't even know what the drag part means, gang.
They just heard Brunch and they're like,
yo, you're gonna have a blast.
Mimosas and shit, yeah.
Take Agent.
Agent will fuck around down the table
and start doing that drag shit too.
Fuck me, take Agent.
I wish I had some, okay.
But if you wish you had everything, you spoiled brat.
You wish you had fucking everything.
Agent is in the show.
You need Bill.
I was on FaceTime last night before I went to sleep.
We were talking about it.
Spoiled motherfucka, yeah, she is a spoiled motherfucka.
Joshua's whole night cooked?
No, no.
Not spoiled when you get me nothing.
Yo, yo, Paige.
Yo, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're done.
Silence.
Chat.
Get on her ass, chat.
She's right. We good page. We love you
Get page a private jet WC five. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You just oh my god. You know, you may oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god your neck. Oh my god. Oh
my god
You guys are disgusting. What do you mean?
That shit is ass stop it that shit is ass
That hit low keto that shit do not hit bro Apple pay her and buy them out. Okay, listen check
I need y'all luck in out this trolling move. What's tomorrow chat?
Tell me what tomorrow is check
What's the mom?
Superbowl.
It's gonna be a movie, brunch.
It's a Superbowl watch party with chat and all the boys, all the guys, the boys gonna
pull up, eatin', shitin', feel me?
listen. Y'all know what time it is. I need y'all to lock in months. I need y'all to lock in, get the
timeouts ready. No troll. This is a serious matter. I am going to make money tomorrow. So do you know
what that means, Chats? I am trying to make money and I don't give a fuck how you feel about this
part right here. I need your help. Deadass! Don't troll me. I am listening to y'all who is
winning tomorrow. Who is winning tomorrow? I'm getting this out of the way. I don't give a
fuck because we're on a start of my day. You feel me? Who is why am I not signed in?
Who is winning tomorrow? Help me and tell me why. I need good reason is why.
See I don't like I don't like when the odds are too like is this it out gang
Why is it 68 to 33 when it's shit like that the other nigga be winning?
What's Seattle injury report looking like
Patriots winning but that wouldn't make sense in the script though cut like
Yo, I get 1.4 extra going Seattle game
Sam Donald is hot-ass
Pats winning for those y'all saying passes winning why tell me why
Come on, I gotta sound smart when I'm fucking talking to these niggas during the Super Bowl game
Hey, let's say even see how I was doing the blues. I gotta say why
Do pets cuz we want you to lose. That's weird for the plot
Angola
We don't bet all our money in here today
We don't bet all our money in here today Drake may wait, who's at top performance this year?
Bad and bunny oh, yeah, what's the next man cuz he not eat was it nice tight about that
on one point?
Wait why was niggas mad again?
Wait why niggas saying stuff wait do we know do we fuck with anybody on the pictures
gang. Who on the picture is the nice that we fought with? They've been tight. No one.
We don't fuck with nobody. Wait, digs. Wait, hold on.
days is gay by the way is he with Cardi B gang okay so we're going we're going
we're going to Seattle gang we're going Seattle we're going Seattle I have
$600 in this bitch I'll put a good fuck on it okay I go lie I want to put up
I ain't gonna lie, yeah, I didn't miss some calls.
Cause if I put up, let's say I put up 5,000.
Let's make this interesting.
I turned 5,000 to 7,000.
And if I put up 10,
I'm gonna come to level five.
These odds are shit.
Not worth, yes, not worth, Yanks, actually not worth.
Let's just do a little, let's do 500, let's do 500.
I said let's do $200.
Let's do 500, let's do 500.
Now check.
Pussy, what do you mean pussy?
Poor.
Put it on the pic.
Wait, do I put, wait, hold on, what happens if I do this?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Well, what will mr. Yo, I will I gang
Is there is there a mention for the Super Bowl? What was the enough to say during the pro football championship?
Does this mean Super Bowl Cardi B Gatorade or contracts I don't fucking know
I
Think I think we put five bands on one of these game Cardi B mentioned a hundred percent
What is it more likely they mentioned Cardi B are generate
Like please please help me here y'all know more about this shit
And they just have to say it once.
They're good Cardi.
They're good at saying Cardi B, are they?
Like do they say Cardi B for every pictures can't know they don't do they
Why the fuck would it like like that's like
No
Sometimes
Cardi B she's gonna be shown during the game locked
Y'all I'm scared, gang.
Okay, is NFL and Gatorade, they're signed together, right?
Or some shit?
I feel like they for sure say contract.
Maybe?
It's a Super Bowl, yeah, you're right.
They're gonna say part of me.
I was like, tell us what's going on.
And then he says, tell us what for that one, that good, gang.
They said tell us what every time for Old Boy, right?
Contract is the riskiest one.
one. Okay, baby, baby, let's do Cardi B. How much we putting down? So if I put down a
hundred, okay, I already like that. Let's say put down 5,000. I don't like these odds,
bro. What if I go no on one of them? Hold on, what if I bet the no on something?
We never bet nose on anything or put up. No, not that it's not betting.
We never put up no for anyone. Got to do parlay. No on Cardi B.
No on contract.
Well, I feel like every announcer in every sport says the word contract.
Oh, what the?
Oh shoot, there's more!
Trump.
One-handed, hunts.
Chat, what's a good one that's low? But like, oh, they're for sure saying this shit. Hold on, let me help you out.
What's a good one that's like low? Okay, like,
hunt. I feel like they're gonna say hunt, hunting.
What a catch.
I think they're gonna say no good, bro. They're for sure saying no good. They are for sure saying no good
It's impossible if they don't say no good
100 seems free arm buggin, what is he 100?
And the kick is
No good boss. No good game
Bro, no good thing miss field bro. No, I can see a no good if he misses a fucking
Catch even though it's like the slightly less late hit. You already help your gang. I actually help
They go miss they go miss no no no field goes down
No good is caught one handed for sure one hand is not for sure a game
Yeah, we're both football friends that game
No good college do no good. Let's do no good. I like no good. I like no good. I like no good
I like no good. I like no good. If you put a hundred up
What the freak?
Yes, oh
If I put 1,000 up, what about put a band?
Your angle I cut five bands
Okay
Yo, bro, like, what if the NFL see shit like this?
They bet the lower and they avoid saying the words game.
You know, these companies probably go crazy.
Don't do it.
now they don't do it oh my god oh my god 12 bands put a 5 they gonna say wide right oh
my god no this is a good chance of them say no like they don't say no good no no they
I'm gonna say no good game. I'll give it. I don't give a f
Yo, hold on. I call again
I'm calling him gay. I call again. I've double-tilted for five days of my account
I need five more
Okay, it's not crazy. Okay, Kim. Yeah, I'm with chat chat say hi
Okay, so look at my screen I'm face on you
Okay, so I'm on the the least likely ones right but least like ones that are probably gonna be comp bro
No good. I feel like it's usually a field goal, but they can do it off a bath throw or throw sometimes every now and then
You feel me okay, but we put them up
I know good please put five bands in my account
Okay, is there a better one what about wrestling the pastor does that happen every game
What is this?
Ports?
Ports annoying.
Who's that?
The commissioner?
Trump.
They're not saying Trump, bro.
Bro, Trump is over.
If I put down five bands for Trump, 24,000.
Damn.
What he said about it?
Kim, bro, bro, I don't think he's going, bro.
He ain't going.
They saying Trump not going.
No shot.
He said he not going.
He said not going.
He said no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna add you.
Let me see.
They say he not going.
Two super bull.
He said he ain't.
Bad Bunny is there.
He not.
He allergic.
Okay.
like in Trump isn't here bro why would they say that in Trump isn't here gang
gang they're gonna say the president bro they're not gonna say Trump
oh no no no they're not gonna bring about they're not gonna bring about that
I can bring about right then I like no good what about late hit yeah yeah
How much did you put?
$500.
OK, and we want to put five days.
Yes, because look at these odds, gang.
It's about the odds.
Green Day is performing, they're going to say it.
Wait, Green Day's performing.
They're going to say what?
What do I got to do with?
What?
Truff.
Look at the lift.
Oh, that's the whole list, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bruh, I want the lower ones, gang.
I know.
Truff.
They're for sure gonna say turf, right?
No, they don't always say turf.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chat.
They're gonna say turf.
What about touch push?
You know, there is no touch push.
The eagles aren't here.
I mean, they could mention it and be like,
oh, the eagles, what about it?
What's up with some of the-
How do you help?
I'm doing no good, bro.
No good, we're thinking too hard, bro.
We're doing no good, bro.
I like no good.
I think there's a high chance that the fuel bill is missed.
You know, there's a lot of profit happening.
OK, but actually put $5,000 in my account and put this up.
I can't just put $5,000.
Yo, really?
Cash out them and tell me to put it in my account.
No cap.
They can't because this is not, like,
this is on your training, peer to peer.
They can't just add money.
OK, so I'm going to send you bread
and then you're going to put it in my account.
OK.
OK, so I'm going to do that report on stream, though.
OK.
Okay, put five in there.
Actually, actually, or three.
Or should we do three?
Or three, 15?
Seven.
That's not sexy enough.
That's two, five.
Okay.
If I lose, Brett, bro.
I'm gonna put five on no good.
They're gonna say no good.
I'm gonna be tight, you know, gay.
You selected turf?
Oh my God, I selected turf.
Oh my God.
No good, no good, no good.
All right.
No good, okay?
Oh good.
Sorry about that.
All right, bet.
Oh my God, this is gonna be the worst day ever.
This is actually gonna be the worst day ever.
YouTube videos say you lost money and make it back what the what the chat we're
about to get out of here you're about to get out of here real quick though chat
but what if you're a lab now just put in my chat man I didn't know that was
method what the hell's the Ludwig method what does that mean clutch player
of the year teller hero what yo what do y'all be pulling up sometimes game game
of the year bro on I'm like a lie I better than no one I'm putting the no
on GT on God I put the no on GT cuz that game is not gonna release this
see a game it's like a fucking release game I put the no on this fuck I ain't
gonna I only know none of these games bro scroll down real quick this is down
game I'm gonna lie I'm not gonna put put money up on this at all I'm just
gonna resident evil would win it no cap I see resident evil wanted it are
you not getting it it is the CEO confirmed bro they're gonna delay it
bro fable oh wait fable does have an old fable my snap I don't know bro I feel
like they go the latest bro GTA gang gang
half like three my snap they're not delaying it bro gang ha ha you funny
how the hell I'm funny I'm not the funny one now there's like there's leaks
Last time they delayed it. They've started promo in the summer
Gta already put money into promotions so lock the hunt so you put your ball sack on it that GTA is releasing this year
Because if it does release this year is winning game of the year
It's already been delayed like three times gang
Yeah, not official dates and all that and they always get delayed
Bro, and every time y'all say it's gonna release this year. I said no, it's not if they're gonna delay it
And what do they do each time they delayed it gang?
They literally confirmed it. I don't give a fuck what they confirmed my niggas rockstar between they confirmed it
What does that mean to me?
Don't listen to Rockstar.
You're so negative.
No, y'all just got too much hope, bro.
I don't want your dreams to get like you feel me?
You're such a pessimist.
They confirmed it different than all the other times.
Bro, negative dance.
I've got a negative dance today.
Just you know, I know y'all want to get to release,
But like you feel me the vet all right chat. All right, we're all right, bro. Yo chat if you do not know
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No cap
No cap camp five bands on that dead ass
you
I
Like it's not wrong name what's the last time you see me not participate in Ramadan
I do it every every year in my homies because I got half the front group is Muslim
Damn have to do Chad get ass Muslim
And the other half Christian, and we work at Harmony.
That shit so crazy.
That's what I be saying.
This shit on the internet is so, like,
nigga's so divided, whole time group chat.
Group chat normalist fuck.
Ain't nobody arguing, dude.
Half the group chat must love the other half Christian.
We got some Catholicism in there, too,
which is a branch of Christianity.
So like, you know what I mean?
How it should be.
That's what I think so.
Might as Muslim, yeah.
Might as Muslim, Wayne Muslim,
Popo Muslim, Wabbe Muslim,
Loose Muslim, Lib Muslim, damn, gang.
What?
What I say was.
But I say what who was to purple was Muslims no purple Muslim
He must some gang
We be having the knees on the floor more than any any niggas in the group. Oh, he got he asked if we don't have a choice
But he be praying he do his prayers and all that
Good prayers on his man. All right
All that
You're insane you did you did that I did what are you talking about what are y'all be saying can I not understand what I'm saying bro I taught normal what are you saying I'm saying hey Jordan some muscle
Joe's never muscle he's a fraud he just be faking gang y'all need to believe that nigga
Rage where are beds from where are beads from
What?
Huh?
Creed is a muslin.
Is your legend vivette?
Oh, where are my beads from?
My beads.
I said where are beads from?
From the stove?
I got them at a thrift store.
They'll just send us out.
Oh, let me cut that shit.
Don't ask me how much they work.
Hello Mr. Yurage Gemin, my name is Peach Jars and me and Cia request your company on
my channel.
you
We do it, we miss it, remember to lock fingers closed, so brother, shut up, okay, look listen
Everything was perfect. Okay, besides the let go you're doing this. No, I mean that was a she means everything
Listen, it's boom boom. Don't let go. This is stupid. Cut. He's tricky. Nobody ever taught me this
So boom boom
Like boom let let grab you like let it go with fresh it you fucking
Like that we do let's go and I was a good time to
Come on, gang.
What's up, butter?
What's up, Bob?
Good to see you.
See you.
Re-do it.
You let go.
Keep it coughed.
Don't release.
What's good, butter?
What's up, man?
I'm doing good.
Why are you releasing?
I don't know.
I'm letting go.
You're scared.
Okay.
I'll be honest with you.
I never heard about it done that way.
It's just like a thing that you need to say.
I know, but I can't.
It is.
What is he, this is how I was taught like this.
It is, huh?
Okay, but, okay, but I mean,
you said it.
I know, okay, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I've been hanging around my boyfriend too much.
Like that!
Perfect!
That's it, that's it.
Perfect, just like this.
Perfect!
Okay, that's it, that's it, let me do it.
Hold it, remember.
Do the whole walk.
Let me just remember.
The snap is not, you don't keep it here.
No, you just, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but I tapped up the guy's.
Are you good?
I'm gonna go.
Show me.
Oh.
Ah.
I think I can cook it.
I need you to get five clean depths today.
Random bubble, just don't know.
Okay, but you have to ask them after the fact.
What's the debt clean?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'ma go through it.
They're not gonna know before.
Exactly.
You feel me?
I guess.
After I'm like, yo, how's that debt with that?
No, exactly.
No, that's what I'm talking about.
Yes, exactly.
No.
All right, I think I'm live too.
So, you know, I think my, yeah, I think people are gonna start filter in here, they're gonna
leave us on stream and they're gonna come in here.
Yo, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with your rage and as I understand it, what are they
saying?
Hey, Austin Boz, can you please turn off the N-word filter and fuzzle?
Oh, yeah, well, I mean, look, we have a filter because we don't accept racism in
the chat, but we didn't consider the fact that people couldn't say it.
You know I mean listen awesome chat. I didn't I actually didn't even listen
Oh shit. I didn't even get that's gonna cause a lot of problems. Y'all got the pass today. No, no, no, okay
Okay, yes able to say it you can say it, but if you're not able to say it
Don't you dare say it? Okay, but but I actually didn't even consider that rage and I have no mods ever
So I do but they just like yeah, I don't come in every now
They come in there. Yeah, I don't really talk to them. You know what? I need to I'll I'll I'll call one because that's gonna
Everybody's gonna get timed out.
Wait, should I say nigga real quick?
No!
Let me see.
Should I say nigga?
Don't say it!
Let me see nigga.
Don't, only if you can say it, don't say it.
Don't, don't.
Oh my God, are they getting timed out?
No, they're good.
Oh my God, they're good.
I think they're good.
Oh, they're good.
They're good.
Chad, you all good?
I think they're okay.
Yeah, everything's good.
Everything's good.
Everything's solid.
I think everything's good.
I think we're all good.
Oh, no, they're dying.
Oh my God, don't shoot.
Okay, oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm sad anymore.
3000 seconds!
No, no, no.
Oh my God.
My mod, my thing is relentless.
Let me text one of my moderators that I, you know.
Oh my God, don't say it no more.
Don't say it.
This is so, like how do I even tell my mod
can you disable the N word filter online?
Awesome.
How, in what context is that appropriate?
Okay, you take a picture of the,
I'm gonna take a photo just cuz like that would be out of context that is very strange
Yeah, let me let me see, okay
Rage now it'll be crazy if that person doesn't know who I am you just send a picture of a red a black
Okay, I can disable it someone send it to me
Oh, that's what your boyfriend said.
Oh, Christian can?
Oh, because somebody has to send him the word,
because he doesn't want to type it.
Oh, Christian, yeah, don't type that.
Don't type that.
You can copy and paste it, though.
Yeah, well, no, I don't even know if you can do that.
Yeah, how the fuck?
That works.
We need somebody with the past that can go disabling,
which means I need somebody with the same thing.
I've never.
There's someone that I trust. I think is the best mod in twitch history. Okay. Okay. His name is Giovanni
He's a wire G mod. So if you do need a person of color, well, let me do that Giovanni
Giovanni Giovanni if you uh
If I can just figure this out because people are gonna be timed out all day. So I my mod is on it. Yeah, he's on it
Yeah, they're on it Christian Christian you should have my privilege is joining the fossil mod and do your thing
Let me see
Yo, I'm actually starving.
Did you eat breakfast?
Yeah, I ate Chick-fil-A.
Fuck, you'd be eating like early.
I do.
I woke up.
I woke up with the worst fucking headache ever.
I woke up with the worst bubblegust.
I was shitting.
What the fuck did you eat?
You know what's crazy?
I don't know about that.
I still don't know what it is.
I shit like five times a day on the regular.
OK, you should get that checked out.
You know how the colonoscopy before?
OK, two things.
OK.
I feel like shitting five, six times is normal.
No, it's not.
Once every time you wake up once every time you go to sleep like right before bed and once after every meal
Bro, you don't even have time to walk like how do you enjoy your day with a clean ass?
There's no moment. It's no
It's like like any like I'm not trolling. Yeah, let's say we want to subway or two flake
I started eating. Yeah, ten minutes later. I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay, so it's like fast
Okay, and I go to the bathroom
Is it is it like is it diary? No, no, no, it's clean. Yeah, it's solid
It's normal you look at it sometimes okay unless if it feels kind of weird
Yeah, I get it. I get it. No. Hey, and if anybody's saying you don't act like you guys aren't yet
They're saying it to say you yeah if you don't say you because I know all of you guys sometimes you look back
And you're proud of what you did
Yeah, bro. Okay. I want to say six. I say that four four is like four out. That's good. Okay, okay?
That's a lot. Those are those a date of the day. I would like so long like 14 the other day
A lot of shit you gotta get it though. You gotta get a calling. Okay, so my good friend, you know, well, yeah
Will neff is doing a this year
He's doing a charity where for for colon cancer, you know colon cancer is on the rise of young people
He's doing a charity where he's doing a lot. He's doing a lot
Yeah, well
Oh my God, it's Dean!
Yes, Dean!
He made my career.
No!
He made my long career!
Oh my God!
You brought Dean!
You knew!
Oh my God!
See, he knows I can't step up.
That's why he gave me a hug.
No, no, no.
That's actually valid, that's for people you already know.
Oh!
Okay, so we're gonna go you can't really go to the wall of a hub. Yeah
There's normally I grab and I hold for a while it's because everyone
I don't want you to try teaching my dad.
We're going to the hood.
Excuse me?
Why am I telling you, Gabe?
I'm excited.
We're going to the block, Gabe.
This man told me, hey, he was 3.5 to pull it to the crib.
I was like, stay left.
Don't fucking give me what you want.
Gabe, listen.
What's wrong with the hood?
Awesome. It's in California.
They say it ain't machas and quarter zips.
I mean, I don't know.
It's lying.
I think it's, you know.
I'm going to get another magazine out of here.
No, I'm not going to.
You're good.
You're good, bruh.
Listen.
I need one. I don't know what's going on.
I don't know. I don't know.
You wanted it.
What?
I don't know how to shoot one.
What is going on?
Listen, listen.
Wait, wait.
What the fuck are you doing?
I was taking everything.
You're joking, bruh.
I'm dead ass.
Start by lying.
What?
You know
These dogs. Yeah
He will
What's wrong with dark Martin's oh my god
Yeah, I was gonna be swaggy around you like it. I don't know
The thing is their
Christian he accidentally took the other he took the other pair of Doc Martins and we have two pairs
And he took the wrong pair. He took one of the left pair.
Are those two different sizes under four?
Yes. I can literally tell.
You can tell.
When Christian took the dog Martins, he left before me and he took the wrong...
He took like one from each pair.
So now I got two lopsided fucking dog Martins.
Look at this. I got one that's small and one that's big.
Jesus Christ.
I know.
Yo, that's what you, if Nick is trying to take you to the other two different shoes on.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
I can't, I'm sure.
Like, I'm serious, like two different shoes.
But what about like, uh, these are, these are.
It ain't.
Look, I wouldn't be wearing my suit, but it just don't fit the swag today.
I wouldn't be wearing my suit too, game.
Wade, why are you wearing your stuff?
It just don't fit the swag for, for like the, you know what I'm saying?
Do I look okay?
Yeah, you look great.
You look great.
Okay.
You look perfect, Austin.
I mean, I think I'm very excited to see where you grew up.
Yeah, like, it's gonna be so cool.
Look, we got
Bro, this is the bumbest
And you're a whole line
This don't even know
So it's product
We did
I'm sure we'll all get along, do you think they'll like me?
You're a very likable guy.
I'll fuck that, that's what I'm saying.
What about you? What do they like, Austin?
I don't know, maybe the fact that I've got two mismatching shoes.
You know?
I'm wearing jungle camouflage.
What would they like about you?
He's a great guy!
I fucking love Austin!
Oh no!
He's a great guy!
Colton!
What?
We don't need him.
Yeah!
you
You
In the mirrors my turn so why see after this
That's not even quick, that's not even quick.
Okay, he's talking to the eye contact thing.
Yeah, I kept looking at the eye.
Okay, this is the thing that tripped me out
was the little, like you gotta hold on,
you gotta do that release.
Yeah, that's true.
He was doing this.
I'm doing it quick, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's what that is.
Because I was used to doing this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it offensive or?
God damn near.
Okay, really?
Okay, it should be if it's not.
Okay, gotcha.
Okay, okay, I know it is so I know that's I realized I know I know what the moment is
I'm here. We're gonna do the hood on in February. I know I know what holy shit
It's February. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't realize that okay
I didn't I forgot so I gotta take you I gotta in June. I gotta take y'all to West Hollywood in June then
Why would what was white women? Do you like white women?
Actually, I love all women.
There's no...
Oh, right.
Of course he does.
I've known your team for a long time.
He does not discriminate.
He loves all types of women.
Right?
But what's happening to you?
It's prime month.
I'm not going to lie.
That's too long.
They love to have the baddest bitches.
First of all, I'm leaving them.
Oh!
Crawl me in that bitch!
No, I know.
I know, guys.
Sometimes I get to the gay club and I'm like,
but I'm like, this ratio is off.
You know what I mean?
Look, I was like, there are so many women here.
So the ratio is off.
You know what I mean?
You guys do that, right?
You guys go to clubs.
And you're like, man, it's not enough women to be back.
Yes, but for us, the ratio is the opposite.
I'm like, what is going on?
Why are the straight girls here?
We got good ratios in bar G.
Why is it 50-50?
Really, 50-50?
50%?
What in the 50s is that about?
You can't even say that with a straight face.
Yo, type 2 in the chat for you if you can't even say that with a straight face.
Type 2 for your girl. Type 2 for your woman.
He can't even say it with a straight face.
Type 2 for your woman. Go ahead.
Watch him. Watch him. He's going crazy.
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I believe him, Joe.
I believe him. I believe him.
They all got pussies.
So, what car are we taking?
The Hellcat.
Wait, why can't we take the woman?
Any one of his cars is going to be taken.
It doesn't matter.
That's what's gonna take it taken the Rolls Royce is gonna get taken that's not that the house guys
What they want cuz they can easily the safest one is a Rolls Royce
No, it's the Tesla because I think it's the hardest to steal the Rolls Royce is the most expensive
So that's the most I think they're gonna be filming how can't probably go worse
It's the easiest to seal okay, and the M8 it's too. No, we can't fit in that in me
No, it's fine if you get so I have to pick my babble. Yeah, we can just take an Uber right
What do you mean?
Well, hold on.
No, no, no.
I think I stole it.
You gotta handle it.
You gotta get it back.
Wait, I gotta...
It's my job.
I got California shit on me.
You gotta fucking get it back.
What do you mean we've got it over?
No, I gotta know me.
Now, we're fucking...
You wait, shit.
You want me...
Wait, I gotta show Sexy.
What?
Yeah.
What is this?
This is Sexy.
What are you going on like a drill?
What if you just have it?
It's just in case.
You never even fucking happen.
What the fuck?
Dig it.
It's like a starter fight.
What the fuck is going on?
Sexy.
There we go.
So actually, do you think they know it's mine?
I think it's better to stay here.
Yeah, see, when you have this on, you gotta tuck it in a little bit.
You can't, you have a goochy necklace.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
This is fucking absurd.
I'm new to this. I'm new to this.
All right, okay.
All right, so, okay, so what would we be doing with a shai-shai-stik?
We're robbing people.
Okay.
All right.
It's nothing now, but...
But we have a good day today.
You graduate.
Okay.
You have to put one of these on.
What is that?
That's a durag.
Okay, that's silk?
That's a fucking durag.
Okay.
Look, man.
Yes, I'm, should I keep the chastity on?
No, no, no.
It's a fucking durag.
Okay.
Oh, chat, we out.
Okay, so at the end of the day, if I do well,
then I get to put that on.
Get a fucking durag on.
Okay.
Oh, before we go, can we get a safe word?
Okay, yeah, we should have a second word.
Slay.
Slay?
Yeah, slay.
Slay, slay.
So we just yell, slay!
What is going on?
Let's maybe change the word.
Maybe,
penis.
What the fuck?
All right, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Pussy.
Well, no, we can't say that
because what if we're calling somebody a pussy?
Yeah.
Um, um, um, um, um, South Beach.
South Beach.
Oh, but what if we talk about going to Zambia?
What's the name of a day bar, you know?
Uh, the Abbey.
Abbey.
That will be the backup to the back of if we forget abby
It's gonna be
Is there anything I should know
every day
No
Everyday you wake up to some naked woman. No, it was actually put those hung up over there, but like
I'm gonna get an old junk. Uh-huh
I'm gonna be quite frank. Yes
You don't know
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm excited. I do not know any other people that should check them. Don't worry about it
All right, I'm gonna go pee with great. Listen. I'm not I'm not a pussy bro. I'm not you know, I'm crazy
Like when I smell me yet, right, I don't do dogs you good
We're gonna get some basketball from the back yard, and I don't know if they got balls over the other.
Feel me? Get some basketball. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. This is gonna go really good, or it's gonna go really fucking bad.
You understand what I'm saying? There's a chance we get there. Let me tell you all the options. We get there, and there's no niggas outside.
And niggas just didn't pull up. And they said we just gonna pull up.
So now we're the lamest fuck. No camera for camera. Oh we pump the and it's deep
Now it's Saturday evening. Let's say it's deep. When'd you go last time with Emily?
I was like there's some shit. It is Saturday. How do you know that? Wait?
Why does he know that? Why the fuck yes? It was a weekday, but okay, but Saturday is the day of peace
day before church
And shit likes a dead piece. No, it's the day motherfuckers do stupid shit to pray the church
They're not stressed after work and school and shit.
They off, they chilling.
This is what happens when we live up here.
You get out of touch.
No niggas outside right now.
Bro, the kids gonna be on their bikes and shit.
You know they beefing.
Listen, it could go really good in the sense of.
You got me looking like a goddamn uncle
with my goddamn new ballons on.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, cunt.
They by fry your shit, huh?
My fry your shit.
But it's not about us though.
It's about Austin's experience.
It's about Austin having a good time.
Blending the worlds.
But there could be a chance if Nick is outside, right?
And they're not on good time.
Okay, on bad time.
You think it's you, a good club before?
No.
We got to take a strip club.
Ooh, like a straight strip club?
I got a straight strip club.
I'm talking about a strip club.
I got paid today.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You got paid today.
We had a couple NBA Divas that had to be paid.
Oh, so you're trying to spend that money?
What you saying?
I like the way you think.
I like the way you fucking think.
But listen.
He's taking me to a drag brunch tomorrow.
What?
A drag, a drag brunch.
I ain't never been to one of those things gonna be cool.
He's gonna make us be dancing on the table shit.
Which is cool.
I'm gonna tell him to chill, forget your craze.
What, like?
Like tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
I'm gonna shit myself.
I did that so much.
Hold on, hold on.
So.
I'm kind of out on a fart
I almost shit myself, my brother.
Oh my God.
Hit it, bro.
What the fuck, Austin?
I'm so glad to see, I'm so glad to see that.
I'm so glad to see that, you know.
Come back to the river real quick.
Yeah.
Bro, he's on a road.
This is a white day, but it's fine.
He's up out there.
I like it in there.
So they gonna pull up in an impala,
talk about somebody that anybody lost a white man.
And I'm not, it's never worth it.
You just gotta make sure he's with us at all times, okay?
Sure.
There's gonna be some rapper niggas in there maybe.
So I seen some niggas from a music,
caught up music video I seen.
Go be in there, I think.
You feel me?
Okay.
Yo, chat.
Put a leg in it.
You think what I'm saying?
Oh, I need some niggas to teach them how to stick.
Stick, stick, stick.
Hey, if you're gonna have a blast, chat.
No, I actually almost shitted myself though.
We can't say nigga in chat.
Oh, okay, I gotta give her a, I gotta,
that's still a problem, we're working through it.
We're still working through chat.
We're still working through the-
We can't talk, buddy.
And if you have the chance to-
You have to say nigga, you have to-
Yo, Ma, you have to-
Awesome Ma, you have to-
You have the chance to,
can you untie the ones I got timed up?
You have to understand-
You have to understand the predicament that we were in Dean. I couldn't allow the word
In there is because most of the time people were saying the n-word
It was so which after you have to make sure you're good to say it just type it in there
No, no, no, I'm gonna make sure you can work that I would never even in a million years
There's never you could not
Oh my God, he loves it.
Okay, I need to add, okay, installed, oh, oh shit, installed precess, that's kind of,
so, types out many variants of the, I mean I have to remove it.
Yeah.
You want me to help you hold your hand while I do it?
No, no, it's your finger.
Get ready.
You're about to, let him go.
I don't know if it worked or not, I don't know if it worked or not.
Alright, test it boys.
I don't know if it worked, I don't know, careful because I may have another bot that,
is it, did it work or, okay, I deleted it, okay, there you go, I'm gonna have to reinstate
that because, because you never know.
I love how your chest like, yeah, yeah, 13, 13, okay, okay, I'm gonna have to
over there?
Yeah.
So this is what happens when niggas get money, right?
OK.
I got you.
Introducing.
So of course, typical softball to start a packet.
Yeah.
4G auto rims on the Tesla.
OK.
Got you.
OK.
You seen the red eye?
Yeah.
I see that.
Hellcat.
Yeah.
Then he got all the pit bulls.
OK.
Pit bulls.
Yeah.
Yep.
Did he have them before he?
Oh no.
He bought a bunch.
He got some money.
He bought a bunch of what?
They even got Instagram.
Okay, so he bought two pit bulls.
Yep, okay.
Wait, there's more?
There's a lot.
Yeah, here to bargain?
Yeah.
How many pit bulls does he have?
Baby pit bulls.
What, is he running like a breeding operation?
Wait.
God damn.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
You know what I got?
The Hellcat?
How does he have time?
He's like a full-time streamer.
Oh, he's got a guy for that.
Okay, so he's got a guy that just.
He's Haitian, so.
Okay, got you.
Okay.
Oh, well, yeah, they live with the like they just live in there
Okay, yeah, you know basketball court, you know, gotta keep okay, okay the attributes going pretty well. Okay. Yeah
We also got an MA, you know. Oh, yeah, the MA BFW MA. Yeah, this is probably one of the safest
I don't know. I can't play basketball.
Why not?
I just can't.
Let's not touch the ball.
It's not touch the ball.
I'm a little rusty.
Oh yeah, don't touch the ball.
It's all net.
It's all net, Dean.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
It was all net.
All net.
Not inside the net.
It was technically all net.
Let's see what the chat thinks about that.
Okay, look, basketball is not my sport.
Soccer is and football.
It's football, not soccer.
You saw, yeah, it is football.
No, it's not called soccer.
Oh, it's club football and an American football.
Okay, I got you European.
Okay, okay, so my sport is American football.
If you had, if I had a football right now.
It's like a quarterback.
I feel like more to thinner.
Do you think I'd be the center guy?
Why is that?
Cause somebody would be slapping my ass.
It's out of your family state.
Yep, exactly.
There's no way I am not the center dean.
Quarterback.
Oh!
Okay, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
Now you get it.
I see what you're saying.
Now you get it.
Christian's the center.
I go.
Ready?
You got another ball up left.
Yeah.
Hey, come on!
I think Creed likes me.
Yeah.
I can tell he just got that toy.
Yeah, he has not put that shit down at all.
Does Creed have kids?
Really?
Really? He's a fucking pops.
He's actually a grandpa.
Oh really?
So, are we gonna play any sports while we're there?
Hey, I told my homie to pick up a football.
He said they got a little basketball hoop over there already.
I'm just making sure we got the balls.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Football.
Because I want to show you what I can do.
Yeah, I'm gonna see your arm.
I told him yesterday, they called me Baker Gayfield.
Baker what?
Okay, never mind.
You're right.
They called me Baker Mayfield.
Yeah.
Wait, hold it.
Come here.
I gotta be.
What does it say? Take a peek in the house to check. Patrick is here.
The, the, the, this hoodie demon. Just, just look through the window.
Just look at the point of that. He's behind the kitchen.
Right there.
You see him?
Hold on, sit there.
Patrick, you're the mark of my mom.
I'm gonna assess the situation when we get there.
Okay.
Hey!
No, no, no.
We just...
They just worried about the...
No, Dean was just telling me how well I'm excited about it.
I'm excited.
Should be a blast, huh?
No, I'm very excited.
So, is this where you grew up specifically?
Nope.
Oh.
Okay, so this is...
My homies is that though, huh?
I'm gonna do something about my car.
What do you want to get?
My Altoids, my mitts.
Yeah, your Altoids.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be right here.
OK, OK.
Hey, hey.
Can you give me a piece of gum?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have gum.
I have Altoids.
Altoids work.
See why?
Is he?
I don't know.
Dean seems to be relatively nervous.
And I'm not.
I feel like I'm getting nervous by virtue of,
I'm not I'm not nervous. I'm you're right. I'm not to be a blast. No, I'm excited
I've been excited the whole time the but everybody around me has been nervous. Yeah Chad, isn't that right?
I'm gonna have been so excited
Let's chat if they're nervous. Chad, are y'all nervous? Chad, are y'all nervous?
Or there's nothing to be nervous about there's quite frankly isn't anything to be nervous about
The most the I'd be more nervous about it not being as lit as it could be other than anything else
Okay, he's nervous for the wrong reason. Oh, okay. What is he there? What reasons is he nervous for?
He never is one of us might get killed. Oh
Well for what?
There's really have to be a reason does there? Oh
Oh
You're nervous no
I did I think it's gonna be great
It was hot boxing with boss man D. Lo so I might smell a little bit like some gas and no
Well, I think it's gonna be missed that I
I think it's gonna be great. I'm excited. Who am I meeting?
Exactly. I'm watching the kids.
Okay. Alright. Well...
Oh my days!
Oh my bro!
Yo, I can go live?
They're searching in the back!
Oh shit! I spilled an IHOP cup!
What in the hell is in this?
They left that there.
This is the aftermath of what rappers did.
Oh my god!
Boss man do a little sit in this chair.
Yeah
Hey
Slave I left I'm leaving a cup out here come clean it up. I'm sorry spilled an entire cup of whatever that was what?
Cup of whatever
To make sure you clean my driveway up niggas
My fucking driveway come clean this shit
I hope they got a gas out of the chat no cap
I was a good action, bro. I went on how to drink out of chat
Yeah, blood light or something what?
You don't take a shot is Hennessy fucking hanging to the back of the throat and do say all right. Oh, I'll try some Hennessy
I've never had it before. I don't drink it. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna drink it. Um, I'm a great time doing it
I tell you have you ever been here Colton?
Okay
No, no, no
this block was really about
About 20 years. Okay, so there's a bunch of new YNs on the block. I don't know you that's gonna press
I don't know me if I was to know you to visit. Oh, yeah, no work. We're totally good
Okay, so I didn't know your network, too.
This is mad.
Hey, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I can't stand niggas like you, Drake.
I'm not gonna lie.
You didn't wanna have fun?
And blend two worlds together?
Yeah, I think this is really educational for both of us
because I'm teaching about stuff.
Not like that.
Yeah, I'm not trying to make it.
You teaching people over there about gay stuff?
What?
Oh, I don't know.
You know, it depends.
Is it, is it, is it?
Don't, don't ask me.
Do not.
Don't you ask me, this is Rage's neighbor.
Like, why Rage, uh-oh, how do you think everything's gonna go today?
I feel like we're gonna have a grand dose time.
I think it's gonna be great.
I'm excited.
Maybe you know how to see the other guys.
I mean, when you get to know them more, that's what I'm saying.
I don't think it needs to always be about yourself.
You know what's crazy, you might, I'm not a lot of you.
You might find some like some fun black shit.
Gave you love there.
Really? I'm not gonna make, I'm not even, I'm there.
I get Christian to beat the fuck out of you.
He would have done it.
He's an addict.
No, you can't beat the fuck out of him.
I get to meet him tomorrow again.
Oh yeah, you get to Christian.
Well, see, this is a good day to see him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, Dean met him right when I met him.
You get to meet him.
Well, this one you guys lived in out here.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, he was living out here.
He was living out here?
No, Christian lived in Miami.
He's there right now.
He's on South Beach right now, dude.
Miami is the shit if you want the vibes.
He's partying on South Beach without me.
Oh, bad.
He's right now.
They go crazy down there.
already wait it's Saturday night oh my god I know it's Saturday night I've been
I've been I've been to a gay street I love going to female
boyfriends I'm the time of his life in Miami you're going to the hood I'd
rather be me to be honest with you I would
I mean, this is gonna be interesting.
Yeah, can I just ask, what time is it?
Yeah.
It's not six.
It's all the morning.
What's wrong?
All the morning.
What's wrong with that?
I don't know.
We are going to go to prom.
It's time I was gang.
Come on up.
Yeah.
It's not going down.
It's outside with the bikes and shit.
Come on, man.
It's Saturday.
Everybody's having a good time.
Right?
Yeah.
You see the thing is...
Am I gonna fit it?
You ever seen
It's not gonna be quiet Frank listen, okay
In progress areas or the whole what do we think does not only include one race, right?
You will for sure my you might be the only white person there today. Okay, so
None on that I'm in the most I've been the only white guy in many places if he is not that means that in China
I was the only white guy there well, and then my friends, but they're you know, Japan
And we're under Chinese people white?
Are Chinese people white?
What color are they?
I don't know, it's... Dean, just take what I said if they smell you know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know why.
I don't know.
That's my fault.
No, but when you go to China, it's very homogenous, you know?
What does that mean?
It means like, hey, they're all Asian as fuck.
What?
Like, hey man, hello, hey, yo.
I went to Japan Gang, I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
Yeah.
This shit cool as shit.
It's like a whole other, like,
it's like you're going to a new universe,
game, new planet.
I mean, that's bad age of it.
No, man, this is a good day.
I'm old like God.
What?
Next time you go to Asia,
cause you should bring two black guys with you.
Yeah, no, our security guard was black in China.
And he was telling me all about
what it was like living in China.
Oh, he lived in China?
He lived in China?
You like it?
He said he, he didn't, he was like.
He can't speak.
No, no, no.
Loki the entire time he was talking shit
about China the entire time.
He would pull me aside and would just talk to shit.
And we were, we became really good buddies,
but like the whole time,
but he was, he would just pull me aside
and he was just talking shit all the time.
He's gone, he's gone.
Are you good?
The light's on.
What's going on?
What happened?
Fucking all the time.
I thought my throat, I thought my throat.
Fuck!
People in the back of my throat.
How the hell flew in the back of my throat?
I'll tell you where to go fuck them. Yeah, I hate them
Cream like a cock in a big stuff
Wait, why would you not want to feel it? No, no, I accident because so I had a so I tore my groin in hip flexor one
So I thought of the story back in your Austin, Doshan
I was having sex
At the same fucking time I remember that yeah, so I put being gay on my groin
Oh
He's 30 he's 30 you look so damn good
This let me tell you the first time I met Dean was in Seattle Washington
I met Dean. What the fuck were you doing in Seattle?
The coolest guy. The white women up there love us. Yes. Yo, you're Dean Dean
This is true true story Dean had a Camry a Toyota Camry the cool red leather yeah on the interior
18 the red lights wouldn't beneath it. Yeah
On the globe he had a he had a fucking it was a niggle
He had a spoiler on it
Yeah, you had a spoiler on it the first time I meet Dean you came out in like some big jacket
Yeah, something like that. I was a billionaire boys come back to the day
Yeah, the big jacket and like he had three seats in the back
and I swear like five or six women came out of the back seat.
Bro, I was moving demonic.
Yeah, I was like, every time I saw Dean in Seattle,
he had a different woman with him.
Every single time, I'm like, who is she, Dean?
Bro, the person.
He's like, that's the sister of the girl
that should have seen this nigga the other day,
came last weekend, came?
What?
My efficiency pulled up to the spot, we came?
I'm like, yo, how do you know there's many hoes,
gang?
Which one's sucking you off?
Mix it all up.
Do you?
No, I was playing deadlock at home.
Okay.
But I was just by myself at home playing deadlock.
I don't know what the fuck this was.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, he was playing deadlock, Chad.
He was playing deadlock.
It's fine.
He was crazy.
This happened in the last stream,
and I got a message instantly, midstream.
Yep.
A paragraph long.
Uh-huh.
Chad, how are you?
Chad, he was playing deadlock.
He was playing deadlock.
What happened?
What?
What do you want to laugh at?
Sure do you?
He's not at the house.
The women in Miami are gorgeous, I died.
Some of them are better than me.
They look good, but some of them are just too fake gang.
When they start looking like Barbie dolls, it's just a high gang.
I've seen.
I did.
When I got on the plane yesterday, I saw a lot of lip filler.
Exactly.
Once you look at majority of them, they all look the same.
You know what I'm saying?
The same factory that Mariah the Science is factory and shit.
Same.
I do think, I also think that the, there's like a Florida look for like an older woman
too.
Yeah.
Like the burnt skin.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like the white women that just tan too much.
Yeah.
And then it's like the leathery burnt skin.
The Botox.
Yeah, the Botox.
The big the big lips. Yeah, and that weird like here's like kind of like yeah
I don't know like the short haircut. Yeah
Yes, exactly
Exactly, this is a bunch of lost souls. I hear that's what I call them. Yeah lost souls. Yeah, they come down to Florida. They're from New York
So how far away from the
neighborhood
I got in trouble saying that but I can say the case that hood
Right. Yeah, you can say away. Who's that? Oh, yeah, you got a trouble with the house on hobbies
There's a few people in the song chat said they learned how dare you say that?
No, no, I was a white girl from like Nebraska. She's
You can't say that from her Nebraska suburb
Daring
What city? I don't know. I have this meme though. It's I call them Nebraska Chatters
They're the people that are from Nebraska
Crazy
You know I think I might need a homage for an homage. Yeah, tell me more about let's unpack that what means why?
I'm back. Yeah, no
I'm packing. Yeah, that's crazy
No, they're all homo.
OK.
So why do you want an honest meal?
Because they don't got no internet.
Exactly.
Not that I don't want to keep them away from you.
He like when the bitches don't know how to talk
and they just cook and clean and shit
and keep them in the room.
Whoa.
That is not true.
Hey, I don't think that there's, if you,
I think anybody should be able to do whatever they want.
But if somebody should so happen to want to do that,
they should be able to do that.
Right?
Yeah, but that's but if they want to if they want to if they want to yeah
Rage we do you have hashtag feminist in your bio. Yeah, you gotta play the part
Yeah, people can do whatever they want exactly all type of people
That's right, well, that's that's a good start
That's a really good start.
Every person has the free will that God gave us.
That's right.
And say what I'm saying?
That's right.
Now if she does cook and clean, now will she be higher on a tier list?
One thousand percent.
But that's just because you don't cook and clean.
Exactly.
That's right.
That's just because he doesn't cook and clean and that would be...
There's a lot of men that know how to cook and clean.
Yep.
There is a lot.
You know?
But who doesn't know how to cook and clean though?
I mean, I could...
I can't cook or clean I can clean and I could I can't really cook like that
I can cook I can cook to survive if I need to survive I could cook
Right, I can't cook or clean. I suck at it. I believe this. I believe this genuinely
I think the ability to clean and I mean really clean
Yeah, okay, that's different. You know what I mean? That's really clean
I have to have the touch and that is in that is an innate talent and ability beyond
Something that I'm even capable exactly like I don't believe like you can teach somebody to be
You know livable like right livable conditions, right?
I don't think you can teach somebody to have that that that touch. We don't even have it
Hell no, but see you too motherfuckers. I can't clean a while. Well, luckily they're both rich. Well, what about sis at least?
He's broke his shit. Are you kidding me?
What are you kidding me?
Fuck I had to negotiate with the hotel so you could check in early
I respect you. I respect you. Usually everybody wants a man that got money and shit. You don't care about that shit.
Oh god.
No, he's not. I mean, but I will say one day he will make more money than I am because he's way more talented than I am.
We gotta respect the motherfuckers who don't care about his little money.
He's a model. He can tap dance. He can act. He can sing. He can drop into the splits.
It's like you can do it all.
This ain't looking too.
Well, sexier.
You are him.
It depends on what your type is, right?
If you like a more masculine, you know,
built, you know, stud.
Movie chop!
Then that's going to be-
I'm sorry.
Then it would be me.
I'm sorry.
Movie chop.
Ah, strip club.
Just great strip club.
Golden strip club.
I would love to go to a strip club, if you need.
I'll never talk to a race, you see?
He's talking to a race.
No, I think we should maybe...
I think...
I'll plus that Chrysler and everything.
Now I think maybe we should talk this one out with him.
There's no talking man.
When you were up the internet, we didn't have the internet to talk it.
You just have to do it.
What have you got behind you son of a bitch?
He thought you were gonna cut off.
Don't do it, don't do that to a rage.
He wants to play, so don't worry, you're safe, you're safe, it's okay, it's okay, those
tents are illegal, they probably have suitcases in that car, you know what I'm saying, but
we're fine, we're fine, you're okay.
I'm good, I'm totally fine.
Police on the side of you.
I do not have a radar on this car.
I like the black on the edge.
Wait for it to feel a little bit better.
Oh no, this area don't have police that like that.
You know how it be.
Yeah, if you call the cops here,
you're going to get about $20, $30.
You can talk about, look at the gas prices.
That's not nice. $2.75.
Oh, now you can call a car out for $80.
What?
What kind of car do you have?
competition. Jesus Christ, how much does it cost to pull up in Cali? Uh, like $170 bucks.
Oh my god! What? $170 bucks. Oh my god. That's disgusting.
In California, that is disgusting. All right, so are we gonna race or...?
I'm kind of worried about he's gripping that steering wheel with two hands right now.
Yeah, there's two of you. Yo, what's up, Nick?
I think we started the phone, what the fuck?
I think maybe we lost
That's a bullshit game
I think we lost
Oh fuck no
I don't like what he's talking about
No, great, great, great
I think I think I don't know on the light on the light on the light on the light on the light
But it was fun our turns coming up
made it so that was no catching up that was good yeah he's gone whoa what a
ride that was it's okay you're safe oh we're safe whoa what's that you we never
start over yeah yeah okay you're good you're good you ever come back
he's shot him again oh god you can't you can't say something about what I
can't be without a exhilarating bro don't say something why why now you just
We're going to the speed limit the whole time.
Oh, really?
Yeah, we're going to the speed limit.
That was incredible.
Yeah.
Did we just went straight for the bar?
He tried to run again!
No, no, no!
Someone is leaving!
No, no, we got to run again.
Oh, he tried to run again.
Yeah, you know.
Get a fuck out of her.
You're good.
Now, that was fun.
All you have to do is get shot at.
No, no.
And you got it.
No, that was good.
All right, well.
Good, awesome.
Woo!
That was fun.
Oh, you got it.
No, that was good.
All right
I really enjoyed that
You don't have your car pass. I mean I do but not it just depends. Oh, bro. We're in the hood for real
What's the zero to sixty? I just gonna snappers
Is this three news on in the fucking dr. Okay, never been the snappers
It's a nice park here
Okay
I'm sorry, I'm just...
Oh, the fucks things.
Oh, no, they...
What's wrong?
I got a full loco in his hand and a brown paper bag.
Right now?
Everything looks great to me. I think this looks...
Honestly, I've been to...
You know, I lived in L.A.
I've lived in L.A. before.
L.A. is a hood.
Actually, you're right.
Yeah, so I've been to L.A.
This is...
Hopefully, Niggas is outside, gang.
Hopefully.
We told Niggas be out, you know what I'm saying?
so so this is the so this is what we're here basically oh yeah we we're here
fuck yeah we're here
we got parking
is this the house I was the ass in the wrong motherfucka I don't know oh my god
there's a chicken in the house yeah there's a chicken in the house
The T2P, the BAMBOO, I get like BOOT, all I know is BAMBOO, BAMBOO, BAMBOO, BAMBOO, BAMBOO
What a f***, the best mode on the flow!
This is awesome, baby
Oh my god, is that a taco truck?
Who is that?
Is it a chicken?
No, it's not
Is that kind of a...
See, the thing is, down here in South Florida, we like our music fast
Okay
Like, we speed our music up
What the f***, there was just a wild chicken in the whole room
What the f***?
That's crazy
How do we end up what the fuck how do we end up in the in the hood with Austin exactly?
Well, I'm taking him I'm taking him to
Perse amongst each other
Go and turn the camera for two seconds
Turn the camera for two seconds
This is the case.
Okay.
Well...
This is the case.
It seems like a really nice place.
Is that a chicken?
Running in, there's a food truck.
Yeah.
Why is there a food truck?
Oh, that's like a family-owned business.
Oh, okay.
Oh
We're parking next right next to one never mind
So what is the what is the let's like the starter packet for a drive-by oh
So did those happen here well here probably not okay probably not
Look, I think
I'm breathing fine. Somebody said just breathe in the chat
You sure you're okay?
I'm fine.
You look a little pale.
Do I look pale?
Yeah, you look a little pale.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
Racing?
Or, no, we weren't at racing.
Yeah.
We were driving quickly.
Yeah.
Scared stuff.
Fuck out of me.
Really?
Oh my god.
Does that stem from somewhere?
It is, yes.
It is my worst fear ever.
I think when I was a kid, I, I think when I was a kid, I had cousins that would
do that.
Yeah.
And it was fucking terrifying.
Mmm.
What is that? Chicken with a bunch of babies?
Yeah, there's a chicken.
Yeah.
Oh man, I feel like...
No, it's good. No, no. Chat, chat, chat. Chill, chill.
I'm good.
Also, we were not... we were going the speed limit.
Yeah, we got to 45.
People yell at me all the time when I drive my car, because I have a loud car.
People, it sounds like you're going faster than you are.
You know what I mean?
This is a Hellcat.
Yeah, this is a Hellcat.
My car is faster.
Bro, he has 200 miles on a dash, by the way.
by the way my car doesn't have that wait 200 mile an hour yeah wait how much
how fast is this car pretty fast like this is a fast like zero to 60 and what
I don't know although this exhibit a little slower because it's a heavier car
yeah well my but this good car this car can push 200 shit so it'll get there
anyway it'll get to my god there's a chicken on the fucking top of the car
What the hell yeah, that's awesome
Long parking spot we can't park here. No, no, no, you just want to close it to the trap. Okay
Well, I see two Haitians over there, bro. You already know how those are over
And I know
All right.
Right back here.
Are you sure you know them?
Right?
Right, you sure you know these things?
Something like that.
Yes, bro. Yes, man.
Alfredo.
All right.
I'm not scared.
Trust me, I'm not scared.
I'm good.
I'm not at all.
Austin, Austin pissed himself at least three times already.
He said Austin, look like he's on a school field trip.
He's so hot to look like he's on a school field trip.
I'm going to put a tent here, you're going to trip me right now.
I'm gonna put a tension right now.
Wait, nobody's doing it like we practice.
Is that the difference?
Yeah, it's different.
I'm doing it like the way that I normally do.
Wait, hold on, Frito.
How was his deck?
Was it that clean?
That clean, clean, clean.
That clean?
He's gonna hit him.
He's gonna smack.
Like that, like this.
Oh, this is great!
This is a challenge.
So it's a Saturday evening, you know?
Yeah, I don't feel like, oh, these are scary.
These are, um, listen.
I want my ass on, so I want to come.
I see seven tickets to one of those.
Okay, nine's nine.
Oh, this is great!
What's up man?
What's up?
How are you?
I'm Austin, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
I'm good.
You can't be up or good.
I'm chilling.
What you got right there?
I'm done.
You enjoying it?
Come on, we need some dawn.
You know we need some dawn, brother.
You got us?
Now you're gonna get us some dawn.
What's up?
You good?
I'm good.
You chilling?
Wait, so who lives here?
Look, the first day is first.
Okay.
I got you to play some song.
Okay, you know how I play tongue?
What's that?
You know how I play tongue?
We got you know how I play tongue.
I've never played tongue for a long time.
You know how I play tongue?
You feel me?
Yeah, I'm ready to play tongue.
Yeah.
We're gonna sip a little bit.
Okay.
What's this?
Yeah, a little bit.
I'm waiting for the bros to pull up.
Feel me?
I got like two homies.
And then he got like like seven homies.
Some shit.
They go pull up.
There's no looping shit.
What's up?
And then they go throw some shit on the road.
You got a cold coming.
It's gonna be a little early.
Appreciate that, man.
Now you gotta walk around with this shit.
Sick!
Hold it for me.
I'm against the chairs and stuff shit.
That's a nice bottle too.
That's not a rumble.
Yeah.
Take a little shot.
Oh, real quick.
That's good, right?
Yeah, that's straight. That's straight.
That's straight, yeah.
Should I shoot it or just sip it?
Hold on. We're going to cheer us up.
Okay.
You want me to shoot it?
You don't want to drink?
Or you'll cut that?
Maybe you don't want me to cut it.
Oh, man.
You want me to shot it?
Yeah, shoot it.
Come on, dude.
There we go.
Here, here.
Two shots.
Free game, little free game.
Woo!
You know what I mean?
You're going good.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good!
If I lock up...
No, I don't.
I'm locked in.
Locked in.
No, gentlemen.
So...
I raise you.
Wait a minute.
I love the fact that these chickens are just running free.
Daddy, how's it going, Eddie?
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, they're great.
Oh, my God.
Look at that, it's camera.
Camera's fucked.
Oh, no, it's Alexis.
Alexis is on my Toyota.
It kind of looks like you're...
Oh, Cameron?
Yeah.
A little bit.
We're still in here.
It's okay. It's okay.
I think I believe you with so many white women
I can really drain me of my life.
Yeah, well, you were passing.
It's okay.
This is not my sport.
Yeah, playing football.
I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
I need to be taught how to roll because usually I buy them pre-roll.
I go to the store and they're already done for me, I never have to roll any of it.
I'm so artistic, I'm almost familiar.
The music, the song, all the trees, the cars coming down, the bells.
What?
What's this band?
Oh, it's on dance. They stole it.
What? They stole the dance.
Why?
What's the word? What's the devil is it?
It's a dance song.
You can make weed out of it.
Oh!
Is that what happened?
That's not true.
Wait, that's my guy.
Who's falling?
Who's falling, car?
He's like a brick.
Yeah, man, watering his car.
If you move back, your car will fall.
Is it a party?
That's my car, a party.
I mean, like on the hood.
No, it's a party.
It's like a party.
Yeah.
If you don't really, hold on.
Awesome, man. What the fuck?
My neighborhood is boring as hell.
You just can't dunk on it. I told you.
Yeah, so this is, I showed you KT6s coming out, right?
Yeah.
This is basically, like, so this is the neighborhood of KT6s?
Yeah.
I'm just trying to have it, I'm just trying to see how it's doing, you guys do it.
Yeah, he's a sort of bottom-down guy.
I'll tell you what.
See, Rage was his teacher. He sort of asked him if he has any ops.
In our culture, his ops are now your ops.
Okay.
Right?
Okay.
So, if it isn't like...
Pinewood Hills,
Pinewood Hills don't like Austin show now.
So, welcome to the game.
Okay, so now...
I like how you have an office now.
Yeah, you have an office now.
I like how you have an office now.
Okay, I'm gonna be a honey.
I'm gonna keep you to being.
No cap.
Okay.
What, the best hope was that?
Yeah.
I said they would get out of the office.
They're like, yo, that's another nigga's shit.
That's another nigga we took it.
And we gotta move it over here.
Because he's filming, so we can steal some of these bags.
That's on that side.
We gotta say on this side.
We cannot go over there.
Move.
That's why I have to move my car.
What happens if we go over there?
Every time.
Okay, I just thought I was going to ask you.
We're putting up a barrier right here.
I don't need to know.
I'm putting up a barrier right now.
Okay, so every weekend is this what it's like?
For every guy.
It's not like a set up. It's just a vibe.
Whatever's going on. Whatever's going on at the time.
Okay, look. Our brother's coming with the grill.
He's going to hop on that boat for a little bit.
I love that.
What are we grilling?
You got, you got a glitch, you got a glitch.
Okay, that's how it goes.
I might, I might be wider than Austin.
I might be wider than Austin.
It should be, dude.
This is a lot.
Talk to one of them, let me see each other one of them next to my bitches.
Oh yeah, let's talk to one of them next to my bitches.
This way!
I'm fighting one of these guys.
This is my bitch.
Now get the work!
Hey, come on, come on, stay calm.
Hey, we're wrapping this.
You got this?
I'm pulling him. We ain't friendly, bro.
We only do drugs. You know what you said.
Yeah.
Get a car. I'm gonna get a car.
I can't.
You got a stick.
No, we can't show what's inside.
We can't show what's inside.
So we can't go inside.
No. I don't know.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
You can't go inside.
So right now, it's done and locked.
I'm gonna stop fucking talking.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared of it, but it's not in this game.
But the thing is, you're pretty much saying,
Papa though, Mama's okay with you.
So you were nervous because you didn't know where we were going.
Yeah.
And it's crazy, but we're okay.
I'm like I went into this. I'm like I'm not scared at all like this is fine like why would I be afraid?
There we go
I didn't want to throw this thing because I was picking up litter, I just don't want to litter.
I don't want to, it's just that my place, I don't want to just throw trash, right?
We don't like littering, I was going to say you can't make friends by littering, you know?
Yeah, I just got here
Yeah, exactly great
Few people I need to meet a new person. Oh, I met some people already
No
I think he's gonna go busy.
What do you feel?
Okay, how about the guy in the Ravens hat?
Uh, okay.
Make sure you turn to the right.
I mean, I already met a friend, he was a girl footballer.
I was just a bad luck.
Hold on, hold on.
What's the best football?
We got a basketball right now, but we got a football.
Can you play football?
I'm gonna watch this.
Wake up like you lost your shit
Take it down, take it down
Got all these ways that you just like scared me
he missed the 1 pass we got
Good fight
A knowing brother,hängy un rhyming
Not an average man
Hey, I like to chat with my ass because I'm not from the hood.
Listen, let me tell you something, I lived in the hood.
I'm not from the hood.
Relax, boys.
I wasn't even warmed up.
I skipped training camp this year.
What's going on?
They're getting sick on you, they moved it.
Yeah, but they can go.
Come on, let that throw, bro.
Good, I'm telling you.
Come on, I gotta see another one, though.
That might be a fluke.
Come on, look at the fluke.
Where's the ball at?
Oh, here.
I can catch two.
I'm not a lot. It's getting dark.
And I don't really, I must get a ball.
Come towards me.
Oh, no, I got, don't worry, don't worry.
I got it.
Does that make sense?
He just took the ball and went somewhere, though.
Oh, they stole it.
I gotta stop!
I'm coming I'm coming up as Uncle Ruckus in his bitch
I'm not going to score right until the end of the course.
I got good accuracy, I think I'm good.
You're good.
Raise us now.
Who won?
I'm telling you, Chad, everybody sleeps on me
because every time I play a sport on stream.
Bro, you actually, bro, it's hard.
It's never my sport.
It's football.
That's crazy.
bro he threw a knife at the door
who wants it?
I'm going with the guy in the blue
this is the way I'm okay to throw
okay I know why he was a coach
in the center
I
Was like, I don't know if you're looking this way
You're ranked in the first team, man.
Who's the best?
Tell me who's the best.
What?
Yeah, like offense, defense.
I'm going off.
Come on.
Go over there.
Who?
Go over there.
Me?
I want y'all to catch the shit.
Go over there with them.
Oh, man, I got to catch them.
Go with them.
You got to slow them.
When I'm going to strike a down, me, we going to go.
Shit.
I got to stay in there.
We talk a lot on who, but we do not.
I'm not a good receiver, I'm only a good pitcher or a thriller.
I don't know where about the street lights coming on.
I told you, I told you, I told you, my nickname was Sirius.
What you know with that?
I don't know, I just went and rolled across the street.
So I just went in the dark.
What's that?
It's not a cap.
It's a basketball...
and it was the 21th!
Let's do this.
What?
Don't worry. I've got my car.
Okay, let's do this.
It's a basketball.
I got your shit.
What's N.N.P.
I got your shit.
The hype's like...
it's like a 12-foot hoop.
The church inside a date, cuz somebody died
Big fertile bitch, I can let you down
I'm the reason why your money ain't that bad
Look at how this shit looks
You bad ass, look at this slide
What a bitch so fine, fuck a bullside
What the fuck, what the fuck
I'm the one shitty man in these slides
What the fuck, what the fuck
The whole hood is fucked three times
What the fuck, y'all just saw a light
What's that, now you will not my kind
You will not my kind
I said, better you and I, man.
Always like a dog, I don't want to kill it all.
And they know what it feels like.
Come on, let's see what's going on.
Come on, let's go.
That's that grove.
All right, man.
All right, Chad.
This is a big ass fucking shit.
We're getting started.
Oh, my God.
Some of that shit.
But who began that on the grill over here?
You don't say.
Don't cry.
That's great. Hey, what's up man? I'm Austin. Nice to meet you.
Tell me if you want me to put my leg up there for you.
Yeah, you need to speak. Huh?
Can I get out of here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it, yeah. I love it.
And then I'm Florida.
No, nothing like Florida. My favorite state, honestly.
That's right, never stop. Year round.
24-7, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, that's that shit.
We didn't check, we didn't teach them how to stick.
Yeah, right now we're winning.
Now your own boy said that shit.
You got that shit right.
Yeah man, I'm here to cut man.
Yeah, I know man.
What a situation.
25 seconds.
25 seconds man.
25 seconds.
You know how to sing.
You don't know how to sing.
That's good. It's cool.
Can you run it today?
You know how to sing.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the rest of the scene.
Yeah, he was talking about the fuckers and everything.
Yeah, it's time for L.
He blasts his brain.
Damn, man, man, man.
He's brainless, man.
He's brainless.
Yeah.
I got a lot.
I need G.
I need you, you.
You need you, you need you.
Get him some gold.
We gonna get you some fun.
Yeah.
I'm gonna play with the rope.
Oh, come on, come on!
You ain't gotta do it!
I'm gonna play with the rope!
I'll be looking like Paul Wall.
Nah, no, bro.
Wait, can I say that?
No!
No, no, no.
See, you can sit.
You get on.
I thought maybe Paul Wall was on.
Thanks, Paul.
What's up, lad?
You can sit.
Stop!
You can sit.
I
I was baby
Asshole.
Okay real quick, I'm here with Mary. Show everybody your full look.
What are you talking about?
Look at this guy.
Holding on to the deer line.
He's on the fell.
What's that?
I got my energy game.
I'm dying.
Bro, I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I like how you freeze every single time.
I'm dying.
Hey, he's got all these things to do with it.
All right, but I'm just...
On these eggs?
No, he said we're...
I'm too old, right?
But you can't be driving slow like that, bro.
What does that mean?
What is that?
Listen, listen.
If you want gadgets...
I'm not saying it's a bad name, but...
Well, it's pretty fucked up.
Where did he take me?
You can't be in a whole tinted car...
Tinted window car?
Yeah.
Driving slow, don't they look like this?
Oh, really?
I get edgy.
Like that you don't like jokes, why them, you know?
Show my, show my stuff.
I'm just trying to find some material I speak.
Who knew, gang?
Who's out of stick?
Niggas shot.
You count.
I need that food, bro.
I'm very observant, yeah.
You never lack it.
You never went on to do this.
What does that mean?
Never lack it?
Yeah.
That's my boy, Ryan Hill.
What does that mean?
My boy Ryan Hill is going to teach my boy how to speak and speak.
Oh, hey.
Okay.
To what?
Okay.
Okay, I'll see you in a minute.
We're at the four minutes.
Oh, you're on the hook, man.
I swear to God, I'm not a...
Wait, he's cheating me out of...
I did.
He's gonna...
Austin, nice to get you.
I did.
That's a good chance.
I didn't even make...
You think I got too safe?
I can't.
He probably thought I had a lazy eye.
I was like looking off in multiple different directions
Crazy, I was he said my dad's for good because he told me don't make eye contact with you
Well, I should yeah, they showed me and I was like I was like looking off
I was I told him I said he probably thought I had a lazy ass
So what what dance is he gonna teach me?
Oh still sticking stick is like a Florida
Okay, I'm not like every city has every state how like yeah
Thinking it's like more like
Is it is it complicated it's easy
It's not complicated because I can't even like I can't even do any I'm not a very good
I want to tell you first, I'm very uncoordinated and I'm not going to dance.
Hey!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Lip bite an animal, lip bite an animal, lip bite an animal, lip bite an animal, lip bite an animal
Yeah, how was it out of the chance? You gotta be honest with me, bro.
You don't think so? Welcome to the show?
I know!
I'll do that.
What the?
No brow or rett just went up there.
If Nick is not sticking, you're not the bro, what the shit?
So, I gotta come back here now.
Oh!
The next way to get his rubble is actually when I play Tuck, yeah.
I play Tuck.
And I do this, where they got the stick.
Yeah, the stick, you want the stick?
Yeah, the stick.
Oh, that's a little car.
Yeah, it's a mind-blowing thing.
It was a little bit more, but it's about the same thing.
It's about the same.
Are you drunk?
No!
I'm sober.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm going to do it.
We got hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
We got chicken legs.
We got chicken legs on that bottle.
Oh, we got a puppy here.
Chicken legs.
I've never seen a...
I've not even seen a...
I've never seen a...
I love you.
That's my artist, that's my artist, that's my artist.
She on the floor, we're on the floor, we're on the floor, that's love, that's love.
She's everything.
Air rock.
You sing air rock.
What you better ask.
Look at all the rest of the air rock.
Check it out, check that!
I'm gonna check how I mad know you!
Mad know you!
This is what it look like.
Jack, I heard a little of this, everything on this group right now.
I heard a little.
What the fuck?
Hey, no chicken on there.
We gotta find the chicken.
All right, the Glicks is right here.
We can kill them right here.
We can't do it because Maya's gonna be mad at us.
You said what?
Maya will be mad at us if we kill the chickens on the street.
Yeah, I guess.
We'll try to kill some chickens that run across the street.
Are you Haitian or you're not Haitian?
We kill them bitches in the back yard.
Wait, did they kill them?
Wait, did they kill those chickens?
I was running around the yard while I was having this, right?
Yeah.
The skin, the feathers all.
The skin, the smell.
Wait, so we're eating chicken that just came from the city?
Yeah, yeah, we're eating chicken.
No shoo-hoo!
No fucking way.
And I'm so high.
Wait, that same chicken I saw, I thought that was chicken.
What you saying?
What's that same chicken?
You just might be the same.
You stink of fiddles.
I'll fit in the night to the sky, I think so I'll stand and laugh
I'll stand and jump
I'm gonna ask anyone
So why we rain these days, I'll sit and laugh
I'll fit in the night to the sky, I think so I'll sit and laugh
This is like the second dick, don't I?
Hey, Austin, shit.
You cocked, bro.
Thank you, bro.
You cocked, bro.
You're cocked, too.
This is like a national anthem.
Got it right away.
No, you got an anthem.
Grimote?
Who is this?
Grimote.
Okay.
that I'm playing you and watch your frame made 3624.
I can't believe I just turned that man into me.
You know it all that time.
What's happening there?
What you saying there?
Hey, go for a break.
Don't worry.
We're down.
I'm just thinking about jail.
I'm never just thinking about my head.
And the way you're working here.
I'm just thinking about your state.
It's time to make a deal.
I don't know what that was, I don't know why he's going to come over, but I got some shit.
Hey, give my boy Papi!
Give my boy Papi!
Yeah, man, Papi, chill it, man, yeah!
Oh, Papi!
Yeah, man, Papi!
My Papi's quake, nigga!
I am a Gucci hat nigga.
I'm not gonna drop it.
I said you got a drip.
I'm not gonna drop it.
I knew it.
Drip man.
Yo, bop it.
Chad.
Chad, you got a drip.
Chad, what you saying?
It's a 2013 drip.
Yo, yo.
Hey, chill.
What did you drop?
It's a drink.
Topless, all right?
Cheater.
Not now with Davis.
What was that?
No, I think it was a chat.
You thought that thing was Davis.
Like, you're gonna have to get out by Davis, man.
Shit, huh?
This is really...
I never had this...
Oh, I didn't even know what I was drinking.
I was just drinking shit.
What the fuck is this?
Damn, I got hella quiet.
Oh, we got to get...
I don't know.
Oh, no, no, no. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
I'm listening, I have my tongue.
You shouldn't go down the street.
I don't know why, something like that.
Well, I believe him.
I'm telling you, I'm taking this word for it.
I ain't never lost a tongue, chat, ass, chat.
I ain't got no tongue.
Yeah, all right.
He's gonna put the table over here.
All right, man.
You can't go all the way back there.
Oh, we can't go there?
No, we can't go there.
Chat, he does.
Oh, my gosh.
I tell you what, this is so cool.
And I'm having such a good time.
Um, I don't know what's going on most of the time, but I'm just...
Okay, so we're gonna play a game.
Got an ANS, not the best in the hood.
No, it's good.
No, it's not.
Is that 3G?
Yeah.
See that?
Yeah, I got you.
It happens sometimes.
Okay.
The thing is, like...
What are you doing?
Commander Chip?
I'm sorry, sir.
Yo, hey, Graham. I don't want to go on that growth.
What?
I don't want to go on that growth.
No, yeah, yeah. Take a shot of this. This is the Haysie Room.
That was cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, fuck.
Yeah.
Who's count is that?
Oh, Wildman.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Matthew, just stop doing that bitch.
What?
And you, Matthew?
Austin.
You look like you're Matthew.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're my bad.
That's all good.
Don't worry about it.
I'm bad with names, too.
It's all good.
This is Haitian to smoke, by the way.
Don't get your hands on it.
You basically Haitian by the time you turn this thing.
Haitian stop.
Just drink it from the bottom?
Put it in the bottom.
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck the fuck.
Do I put my lips on it?
Do what I need.
Like, oh, like, no.
Hi, man!
Oh, yeah!
Hey, yo, sir!
I'm good, though.
I'm good.
Oh, okay.
How you been?
My master, man!
I didn't know that, dude!
What the fuck?
That's your phone.
How did you tell me I lived in Haiti?
You did?
Yeah, I lived in Haiti.
What?
Fuck those guys.
We lived in Haiti?
You're so stupid.
What are you going to fuck with?
I'm only half.
Do you speak English?
Yeah, I probably agree on that really.
Wait, wait.
Teach me something.
Is it?
I mean, sir.
Mop-pop-a-bacala.
What?
Mop-pop-a-bacala.
What... what... what...
What are you talking about?
I'm going to hit you with the house.
What... what... what are you talking about?
Ah, man.
Hey, if you're trying to talk to a dumb...
Yeah?
Just be like, M'emawapuysi.
Hey there you go, there you go, where you from?
What do you say?
I love you very much, you know we hate you.
What do you say?
How do you say it?
M'emawapuysi.
M'emawapu...
What happened?
I don't know the problem.
I know the problem.
You got a lot of skills in that, huh?
Not that. We got it here for pre-pro.
But what happened? What did she do?
Slow down.
Fuck you with her vest.
I was thinking that was the friend.
Oh, man.
How'd you win? She put you in the front.
Oh, God.
So wait, so hold on. Let me...
He said he was fine with them, but what happened with them?
He said she was put him in the friend zone?
No, no, she was working with the bestie.
Who's the bestie?
Do you know how they say, oh I'm not with the girls?
She was really out with the girls.
Oh, she was cheating on you.
Oh, that's how they dance.
She was out with her best friends, got it.
They're not sure.
What's up, dumbest man?
Listen, listen, listen.
I'm still a girl.
I'm still a boy.
I'm still a girl.
Tell me bro, you don't need that.
You can move on.
You know what? Don't even respond
if it causes a text by that.
Wait, hold on.
What's that? A big angle?
A big angle?
That's it.
Yeah, exactly.
Just go get a new one.
Where'd you get that bread up?
They gonna come back.
I'm telling you, so I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
So many holes on my face.
Oh my God, I tell you what,
so many holes on my face.
I'm supposed to see more than I do.
Yeah, I tell you what.
Get back.
Oh yeah, I tell you what,
I'm supposed to see more than I do.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, what a hole, man.
I tell you what, oh man,
there's so much pussy around me, I can't even tell you.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
Oh, this is, mm, Seth, mm, Seth.
Oh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't want to be big
No, no, no, what happened?
We're going to the bar?
Oh, fight your brother!
What's up, man?
I told you.
I said, what's up man? He said not my dick.
What the fuck was that?
Hey you bloody ruddo!
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Hey, right here, right here!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Right here, right here!
Oh, there buddy!
Oh, wait, wait!
You alright?
Hold on!
I'm so wrong I got can you teach me a movement where you're moving your arms and legs in the same direction
because I'm so uncoordinated.
Once I move one, he's just going to noise it.
Give me something like, uh,
like, uh, like the,
da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
All the songs, you know what?
All the songs, you make this one.
Well, I don't know, I can do that one.
I can do it.
Do the right, do the right.
That's it.
What are you?
I'm sorry, I have to be, I have to be aware.
I'm sorry you're looking your eyes scared to find a scared anybody if anybody anybody in town this time
So you just have to be aware of what's happening around you. What's up?
That's the one every time the cupid shovel comes on
All right ready?
Hey you can take my, you can take my, you can treat it.
You know how to explain it?
All right.
Oh yeah boy.
All right.
He needs to learn how to play.
Hey, you can take it.
We see a water,
you wanna see the water.
Are you talking to the left?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can take it.
Okay, that's what I got you.
Yep, yep.
You got to do the same thing again.
Okay, all right.
There you win.
Okay, show, show.
At the end of the day, you try to get the lowest hand.
You try to have the lowest number.
If you drop and your hand is lower than everybody, you win.
But you're trying to get the least number.
You try all you pick up and you drop.
Drop one that's in your hands.
You drop or not?
Well, we could tuck out or we could try one that's in the passenger.
No matter who's the leader, it won't.
Shut up.
No, I am allowed to talk to you.
Shut up, shut up.
No, no.
Shut up.
Yeah, fuck you.
Let's catch somebody there.
All right, all right, I'm ready.
Okay, um, so...
I didn't really get the game that much.
You said I had to have three of the same suit.
Yeah, and an order.
Okay.
The order should be the same number.
Oh, okay.
The same number.
Got it.
You feel me?
Oh, oh, oh.
Queen, Jack, King.
Those are those times 11 points.
I had like four, five, six,
but they all got to be in the same two.
Okay.
They don't have to be sequential.
They have order from three to the same order.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Hey, Jay.
And if you're going to...
The bowl is at the lowest hand, but you don't know what he's saying.
Okay, okay.
Look, if you have a queen, that's an 11.
A jack is an 11.
Okay, okay, 11.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I got something.
All right.
They dropped and you got three in between your hands.
Oh, they have to be, like, actually in order.
So I need...
Okay, I got you.
It has to be like, it can't just be like greater than it has to be like...
I do.
This is a pile.
Every round you pick up a meal.
But you can only a lot of hands.
Like you try to get five part-hands.
Every time you pick up, you have to pull one down.
And you can put down the one you picked up if it's useless.
I got you.
Come on, and I can only put down...
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not so tricky.
My king.
Actually, I got this.
I think I'm about to see your coat.
If you like this car, you can pick it up.
Okay, pick it up from here or here.
Pick it up from here or here?
You want the lowest car possible?
My dog's feeding, son.
Oh, shit.
I
Damn!
Wait, wait, let me see.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Spread it out for us, so they can hit your ass.
Smack his ass, man!
Two times, you can't drop.
Oh, shit. What does that have to do with us?
You can't drop.
You can't drop. You gotta wait.
Okay, okay.
Is that good, though?
Yeah, it's good.
How long is that boy at those cramps?
You can drop.
Oh, yeah, okay.
You gotta pick up.
How many cards can I pull? Just one?
What?
Yeah, I want it.
You don't need it.
I got it.
Just drop it.
You got this.
OK.
I got you.
You gone, though.
Ha ha ha ha.
Come on, cunt.
What?
I'm coming for you.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What?
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on.
That's a five right, though?
Yeah, that's a five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a five right, though?
Yeah.
That's a five.
Oh
Yeah, he's over it.
Oh!
Three times.
Oh!
He's chilling!
I don't need it.
You don't need it.
He's got two turns, man.
Yeah, I think it is, right?
He got two.
Yeah, he got two.
He got four.
He got him again!
Oh my God!
He got his fuck off!
That's our case, man.
He's right.
So what am I trying to do now?
You're ready?
Awesome man.
Okay, one more round.
You got a hunt.
You got a lower hand.
You got one.
No, you got one.
Probably from the one.
You got a lower hand.
I don't need to shoot.
Okay, okay.
When it's ready, I'll flip this.
Okay.
I got you.
Yeah, I know.
I got you.
Go ahead, Austin.
Hit it out.
You need the last one.
Woo!
It's dead.
What?
Oh, yeah, buddy.
It's a good game right now.
Off the line.
Yeah, that's over.
I know what she got.
You know what I got?
What is it?
He might match it.
You think I have an ace?
I don't.
Camera, camera, shut the fuck up.
I don't have an ace.
You guys don't.
No, I don't.
You can't do nothing.
No, I don't.
I shook him.
No, I don't.
Now it's your turn.
I'm going like this.
You can kiss me.
You know what I'm gonna risk take I'm gonna wait for that
I need the actual
I
Don't know what he has
I
Got some shit
If you act, dude, we weren't from Madge, we were Madge as well.
If you act as boys, you got to drop us.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I should have dropped already, because it does.
It lends off.
Shit.
That can't be a fucking task.
Just so you don't have to explore.
I think we played it since already, too.
You got to call his boss.
How do I do it?
You got to drop him.
Yeah, you got to drop him.
Ready?
Let him be in here.
Let him catch it all!
You got to drop him.
You got to catch it all!
Yeah.
He had two kills in his hand, bro. You had the third one.
Hey, who won? Nobody's thinking who won.
He didn't even hit him.
I don't think he had an ace.
Okay, fair play.
I knew that.
I was supposed to be out of place.
Say what?
Watch that, man.
Yeah, I'm ready to put it in.
I don't know, he says
I used to
How much money do you make doing that?
$100
Really? $1 and you make a profit? $100
And it's $100?
No, $100
When was high school?
2017
2017, okay
Oh, uh.
How you guys doing here from high school in 2012?
I'm a old housekeeper.
Yes.
Well, what do you guys do?
This time.
What?
What do you guys do?
We do.
Yeah.
Well, we do.
I'm out of here.
Look at me.
Look.
What do they, they go all the way?
Come on.
I got it.
Hey, how are you doing?
21, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, maybe for your PhD.
This time I'm at 24.
What's the last year at the Greenfield?
You said you were at the Greenfield.
You're at the Greenfield.
14.
I thought it was 18.
What class are you at?
What?
32.
What grade are you at?
The street?
I went to Bobby Central.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I'm running from around that way.
Okay, alright, man. I'm in West Side.
I live right next to the West Side.
Yeah, I went to West View.
I went to West View. I got kids out of there, but I went to West View.
For what?
So you stayed in Dark Side.
No, I lived in West Side.
West Side?
I didn't know. Dark Side isn't it.
Off of 127.
That's one side.
No way.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's crazy!
Huh?
You know Theo on him?
Yeah Theo!
Yeah, Theo out!
Theo out!
That's crazy!
I'm not from the hood, I live in the hood.
You know what I mean?
You know the eye, you got a brother there.
That's crazy! I know when they called him.
They called him like ripening when I was kicking off the shit.
Damn!
I don't know.
Damn!
Oh, let me see, man.
How to fool him up?
Yo, I'm gonna do three.
I'm gonna do three.
Yeah, I'm gonna do three.
We're on the same age, all three of us.
You're on me.
I'm gonna rock them.
I'm gonna do a double top.
We're on first place.
Nice.
I'll get seven.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.
Leo, man.
My first time here, Rob, I've been in front of a bitch in my friend's.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, you see, he's happy.
Yeah, he's happy.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.
How do you know?
I don't know.
How do you know?
I don't know.
He really went to the US.
He went to the US?
Let me tell you about the Haitians.
Tell them about the Haitians.
When they come to America,
they lower their age.
So, if he be like he twenty...
How old are you?
If he be like he twenty seven,
So you was really that was getting jump for no reason
I'll be honest with you, I didn't know what the fuck was going on the entire game, but
As long as I have somebody helping me through, I can...
Thanks for your advice, that's great.
Alright, Jackson.
Let's play again, bro.
Play this round.
I got
What's that show?
Grandpa Moose.
It's summer.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Who's getting these?
I'm eating somebody's chips.
Yo, are these your chips?
I'm sorry.
It's real.
How's it eating somebody's chips?
I'm sorry.
No, Grandpa.
I'm sorry.
Look again, bro.
I'm sorry.
How's it eating somebody's chips?
I'm sorry.
All right.
Right, we'll check it, Rob.
Rob.
Hey, here we go, Rob.
I need some consent.
I keep telling him.
Woo!
W's in the chat, W's in the chat.
Hey, y'all see my little song,
Give Me, Give Me, Give Me, Give Me,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
let me get you thinking.
At least it's ours, it's only ours.
At least a thousand kills, man!
I'm in jail, man!
Check this out for my boys, man!
Two for five.
Not the top man.
Hey, look!
Who showed you?
Hey, niggas!
What the fuck?
Hey, niggas!
I'm gonna talk to you.
I said I was talking to the champ.
I'm trying to get rid of the big cars, right?
I'm gonna be out there every day.
He's paying leases.
I don't know about the poor hold.
I just don't know about the poor hold.
There's really no about the poor hold.
I've never been there.
There you go.
They're going to look cool.
I never know. I'm going to never know.
There you go, sir.
There he is, man. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I love you.
You feel good, John?
Yeah.
I love them regular motherfuckers they got twitch chat
They don't know what the fuck is going on with them
That shouldn't be funny and smart to be wrong
I said ask this one's W man, some gifs man, some likes, subscribe
Like, subscribe, release some of those
I love those
It's all right, please don't bite, just be high with me
One last time, what's the circus tonight?
What's the funny, what's the occasion, rap?
Y'all rap, come on.
All right, I do only fans.
What? Fuckin' me, you do only fans, bro.
You do only fans?
What you do only fans?
I put my clothes.
You put your clothes on only fans?
I put that leg in it.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, gotta put that leg in it.
I put that leg in the mold.
Hey, you in the shit.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Can I have a whistle?
Quick, I'm not trippin' or...
No, man.
We gotta get off of some gold, man.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Off of some gold?
Where do I want?
I'm gonna go buy some gold.
What?
I'll see you get some gold, man.
Yeah, gold?
Yeah.
Yeah, we gotta get some gold.
Yeah, how about...
Where do I get those?
Larry?
Oh
I'm from Miami. I mean, I'm from here, you know what I'm saying?
It's the first time I've ever seen a place like that in all of California.
I've seen my wife pull out.
Yeah, you can get that. You'll be going for a lot.
It's like maybe one day I'm feeling it, maybe one day I'm not.
You're gonna get your purse.
Fuck you, man. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you guys.
Come on.
Come here.
I put it in my face.
I don't know, I just want to die.
I put it in my face.
I don't know.
Hey, you coming, man?
Yeah, I'm coming, man.
That's why he asked that shit.
What's the hardest part about music, man?
All right.
It is not the hardest,
I'm just saying like, you need to do that.
Like, you need to do that.
You got to be consistent.
Yeah, you got to be open-minded.
Even if it's slow and dark,
even if you don't see no progress there,
you got to be consistent.
Then keep going.
All they take is one fucking song
I'm gonna slap that bitch on the table, kid.
Uh, jeez, that was a little stuff.
I'm gonna slap that bitch on the table, kid.
And that one blunt hit you off.
He fucked up these chips.
What?
That one blunt hit you off.
That was crazy.
What's in that?
What?
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm proud of him, bro.
I'm proud of him.
What?
He's gonna hit the problem.
I don't wanna hit the problem.
I just have a lot of shit in my mouth.
That was crazy.
I'm gonna rub it.
I rub that game.
I'm just gonna go back and fix.
Go ahead, go ahead.
They must be watering it down where I'm from because that was straight from the flat.
I'm not.
Yeah, that was nice.
It just grows there.
You're getting on it.
You hit me?
You can't drop now.
Are you an obstacle?
Oh my god.
Yeah, nah, I promise you I won't.
I promise you I won't.
Watch this.
Hey, I swear, I promise you, I don't know.
You got one card?
Oh, nah, yeah.
Ooh, man.
I don't know what to get rid of.
One of these got eight of these, huh?
Is it probably this one, yeah?
No, I got, damn, no, I got this one.
You got eight, you don't got more.
See?
Because I got three of these.
You need an ace to win.
You do, man.
Okay.
Yes, I trust you.
He got your card
He won?
He got no more cards, ain't he?
No, he won
He won
I can't get top man
I didn't get lucky
I'm gonna kick the top man
I'm gonna shoot
This shit
Space top
Goldfish
Uno
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot
That's a game I know, who knows
Rock, paper, scissors, run up
What's up?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Come on, brother.
I told you to pay for it.
You got who know?
Who know this thing?
He said who know.
I'm gonna share it with you.
I should have told you that.
I think he still comes with us.
He's sleeping in on a suit.
I got something.
You got to try some grilled pork.
Do you grill or do you pork?
Do you want to eat pork?
Yeah, what kind of pork?
Hey, try some pork.
Yeah, I'll try it.
Yeah.
That's good shit.
Is that on the grill right now?
What's going on?
The grill's been on for a minute.
It was seasoning.
Oh!
Anybody know what that is?
It's salt pepper and all that.
That's what it's all about.
It takes a while.
What's that?
Uh, yes.
What's up?
Uh, no, Portland, Oregon.
Hey, I was born in...
Hey!
You're the first!
I'm the first one!
You're the first one!
I'm the first one in that song in Portland, Oregon!
Really?
Oh, it's wonderful!
What are those people like?
Nice!
Artie!
Yeah, here we are right here.
No, you know Nike?
You know Nike?
You a Dutch man.
Yeah, I'm a Dutch.
I'm a Dutch man.
I know, they always fail.
I can't tell.
I'm going to get this thing.
I guess I'm going to get this thing though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, who's your team?
Gators.
Okay, for the Gators.
I'm not going to have it like now.
I'm fast enough.
Okay, okay.
Who's the NFL team?
They don't tell us.
The Dolphins.
I'm going to set up Ike's man.
I love you.
Get it down, man.
Get it down.
Every year.
Get it down.
Get it right, man.
Get it, man.
Forty-gaters.
Stop, stop, stop.
The Robert Steeve was soft more.
Really?
Wait, you were soft more?
I've never been soft more than you.
No way.
Yeah bro, I'll take you to Austin Stadium, come stay with me in Oregon, I'll drive you to Austin Stadium, smooth.
Give me a boy a little, smooth it up.
There's a lot of Keynes fans here, that's where Christian went, was the University of Miami.
Yeah, one second, one second.
Yeah, go!
We're gonna get a full real quick.
Oh, I'm out here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, Soda.
Yeah, you guys.
What's up, Chad?
You guys, Terry?
Oh, I was under the impression that in legal states
we had more powerful stuff, you know what I mean?
But I was, what do you mean about it?
Like because like in like states where you can just go buy it in a story, you know what I mean?
I was under the impression that he was more powerful.
What's up?
Yeah, yeah.
You said you didn't want to go on a drill with him.
A what?
A drill.
Ah, this, you just want to be decisive, man.
You guys going to take off.
What's a drill?
Ah.
Bad boy, you think.
Bad boy.
Oh, they want to take me on a drill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got to make sure you're ready for stuff.
What?
I can't remember what it was.
Do I need to do anything to prepare for that?
Oh.
Yo.
I got a shit for you man.
I got a shit for you.
Get okay.
How you made that so quick?
That's on.
Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo.
No, I got a shit for you.
I got a shit for you.
Where do I think one leg people work at?
Oh, shit, I have no idea.
I don't know maybe behind the desk
I'm giving it to you because
DND just with you. Oh, thank you. I got my phone should work. Let me see. No, you're a Verizon here. It's not gonna work
That's it different
You know what scares the fuck out of me is the cars with the back
You know what the feedback?
No, no, no
No, like it always scares the fuck out of me. She's our awesome
Every time that's why you had Tesla I don't have a test
I'll assume that he had a test
Wait, why are you getting the fence?
I think I think it's free game to make for the wife before the matter
if people get mad at people being raised or making fun of white people it's
take outrage in my opinion that I mean I don't know maybe I don't know that's my
opinion I think you're way too old I'm way too old way too old way too cool
too like special shots wait wait really no you wait to do I get defensive and no
no no no no you're too cool you can't be cool with 2026 was on a normal that's
Okay
Yeah, oh they're saying it goes both ways, okay, yeah, don't do that
Every single time I've been on a swimway rage is even a set up string
Every single time I've messed it up girl at my house three days early because I went on sure what is my
Wait, I knew about this weeks ago, and we were going to go
The only reason you are high
I am
Oh my god, you're high
Yeah, you're high as fuck
Wait, what?
I ate three bags of chips and even though he ate three bags of chips
Wait, really?
You're not the same dude I wanted here like
Wait, really?
Yes, no, I'm good
Oh, this thing is fried
I don't know if I'd make it out of here
So, I'm fine
Water?
No, I'm good
Oh shit, I was reading the back of your heart
Yeah, I know, I was just reading from the back
Come get food.
Oh, is there buns, too?
Oh, he eats those a lot.
He doesn't know.
Where is this all the way?
Oh, wait, what?
Where do we get buns, a lot?
You can't buy stuff all the way.
You just eat it really?
Oh, he eats those all the way.
Are you OK?
I'm good.
I'm great.
Why are you great?
Straight down over here.
OK, we're good.
Oh, I don't know.
He's got buns right here.
Oh, sweet.
He got water?
Where do you want to hold this?
I need water.
Alright, how you doing?
Awesome, what's your name?
Jayce Moore, Jayce Tabar.
Tabar?
Yeah, Tabar, Jayce Moore.
Jayce Moore, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Do you live out here?
Yeah, I live down the street.
Okay, is this like an honor?
Pretty much, I mean, you bug the army every day.
Every day, every day.
Hell yeah, awesome.
Bobby's stealing and playing cards
That's another big one
Oh, shit
Alright
Hold on, who's the store lonely?
Oh, why'd I say that?
I think I'm second hand high
I was trying to, you know
Wait, dude, I can't do one full day
No way.
Oh, it's just...
I hope my horse is on fire.
I got it.
Really?
Who's one of you?
I don't know.
What the f*** is that?
Was this something else?
Yeah, I mean...
Probably Fino.
Oh, well...
Yeah, yeah.
What you say?
Yeah, but it's Florida.
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Who's there?
Well, alright.
Who's there?
Why?
Hey, hey, hey, come on, say, about the bottle of ketchup.
Where the bottle of ketchup at?
No ketchup.
No, of course not.
They don't have ketchup.
Somebody ran off with that shit.
We can get a little two full bottles.
They were drinking that shit.
They said, yeah, we don't have ketchup.
That's a Bashi.
That's shit.
Anybody got some glow?
I need some glow, please.
Two bottles in the home.
Better put some mustard on that shit.
Exactly what I put on that bill.
You gotta do it, man.
I can't fuck with a monster, damn.
Pick it up, pick it up.
Man, this shit's squirting on that motherfucker.
Do you want a little one?
Yeah.
The wing ain't done?
No, I got water.
Oh, shit, hell yeah, I'm out of here.
Listen, I ain't got no catch...
Give me one that's done.
Oh.
You gotta get a thank you, man. I appreciate it.
The battery's done?
Yeah.
I
You want to buy that for me?
No, no, no.
I've spent so much shit.
No, no, no, no.
Because I've seen it.
I was like, bro, this is a fire-ass jacket.
I got some of that?
Let's kill it.
Like, I'm not buying no good.
You see the price of crypto right now?
I'm chillin'.
I'm not buying shit.
Oh, that's a lot.
No, I got a lot done.
Yeah, I don't really got nobody in crypto right now.
So, there, I did, listen, chat about the cookie
for this one.
I put 90% of my shit.
What?
Four months ago into it.
I wouldn't put that on it.
Why?
Because I lived life on the hedge
and I paid for my mom's house,
so I'll just have a fallback plan on it.
I know, and what?
Bunch of other shit, a bunch of shit.
A bunch of shit.
Did you do any reshirt?
No, but coins that are balanced will always go up.
ETH, but I've been in ETH for $278, so.
Yeah, it's gonna go up, of course.
I know, I don't care.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm not just living off my credit card right now.
You are?
No.
Honestly, that's just so hot.
No, I'm just hot dog.
I love chicken wings already.
Really?
Yeah, I love that.
How does it look?
It's fucking good.
Demon.
Do you like it that?
That's really good.
Come on, babe.
Wow.
Mmm.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's a lamb, what?
Oh, here we are.
Oh.
There's some dog.
Come on.
Before I eat anything, I need water.
Oh, yeah.
I don't need it before.
I need it in time.
You gotta teach Austin about some street shit, for real.
You gotta teach Austin about some shit shit.
Oh yeah man, I'm gonna take you on a lift.
What?
The lift?
I'm gonna take you on a lift.
Oh, that's great.
Not tonight though, right?
No, not tonight.
Oh god.
Aha, here you go.
Yeah.
They don't give a kind of headache tonight.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I'll clear it next month.
I'll be out here for a lift.
Wait, is that?
Is that too loud?
I'm shaking.
I
Actually the widest man I've known you do what is the God though?
I was in my chicken wings
I'm not gonna say that, dude.
Perfectly fine.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm so fussy, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
Yo, Ray.
He's the best chicken I've ever had.
I'm gonna leave him.
You're fine with that?
I'm gonna put the seasoning in the nice cooked whale.
I'm gonna take him, because I have no water.
Dice on straight? Dice on straight? Yeah?
Yeah, it's rolling nice.
Go to the cornerstone, get it.
You trying to do that trip?
What?
You want to go to what?
Right here.
Come on, give me a call.
Do what you call a motherfuckin' trip.
No!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You take it.
Whoa!
At the same time!
Wait, wait, wait!
Where's the beat?
Whoa!
My dog's in there, I bought it.
That extra order, that extra order there,
you got to do what you got to do.
Ain't no big fun!
What?
Take a shit.
I ain't got a lot.
That's my first time seeing that.
I'm hanging up.
I'll do this.
I'm hanging up.
He put two legs in it.
Two legs in this.
You want it?
Oh my God, we should have gone show them the corners to actually.
Yeah, we're looking good, right?
Because we gotta go get water, we gotta get better.
No, it's spray.
Just spray and shit.
What?
Not even water.
I didn't get that.
I didn't get no water.
Right, right, just go make me, okay.
I saw like a suburban kid like that.
That's a double water, I need a double water right now.
Oh yeah, I'll take the double water.
This is the big one.
I want her.
I know I'm going to kill you.
I want her.
I thought I was the model kid.
I said, I want her.
Oh, yes.
I see how this look over there.
Over here.
I want her.
What?
What's the lot going on?
I'm going to over-stabilize them.
I'm going to get them.
Why are you walking with a big gun?
You all right?
I'll just let you go.
I'm going to shoot the piece.
You all right?
I'm going to get you.
You should have got it slow, bro.
I'll be proud of all the people around the scene.
All the guys will take a look at it and burn a net.
Look at what I said, you know what I'm talking about?
You just said W, bro. That's crazy.
I got a lot of up here.
I got a high break, you know what I'm saying?
I'm on the blackout tonight.
Ha ha ha!
I'm so happy to be a part of all the members.
I'm proud of that.
I want to go to the strip club in New Jersey.
Hey, want to go to the strip club?
Nope, you can't go to the strip club.
You want to go to the strip club?
I can handle that. Yeah, I want to go to the strip club.
Oh, they're fighting.
What the fuck?
Oh, look.
Hold on.
You should be there.
Everybody want to go to the strip club?
Of course not, it's your birthday, turn it right up now.
Ah, it seems you don't even know what it is.
Strict love.
Hang on, I'm a lawyer with nibbles.
Can I tell you something?
Some people, I don't know.
Okay.
Turn your ass right again, would you lose?
I can't tell you what.
A lawyer with nibbles.
Like one girl, I don't know.
I said one girl, I'm like, what does that mean?
Like most of us, most of us.
Fuck those nibbles.
That can't be happening.
What the fuck are you doing?
Do you want to unpack this?
Do you ever fuck a triple?
Nah, you never fuck a triple.
If I didn't know she was a triple.
No, no.
I don't know.
You ever fuck a triple?
Yeah, I have a triple.
I
I never let you down.
She cried for a 960 on cryin' that hug.
It's like we get down on a trip.
I'm a pilot. He wanna go to the business man's free.
I'm a man with a jam. I'm up in the bed.
He came with a wedding.
I'm a man with a friend.
I'm a man with a husband.
I'm a man with a girlfriend.
I'm a man with a husband.
That's all I'm a man.
I'm a man with a husband.
I'm a man with a drink.
You're the first to start my life.
you
I
my money away why like a little way
at a club but you are a dick you're
getting but you always have a lot of
time and don't go to circle around
oh really want to try to play dice
okay I'm down that's the real thing
on the corner yeah the branch of the
So how does that, how does that work?
That's it?
You did.
He don't think so.
My parents were strict.
I was told to be inside the house.
That's how the life went on.
That's just you have to be in the house.
Once again, I lived in the hood.
I'm not from the hood.
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't do that son of a bitch.
Put her out.
Don't do that son of a bitch.
Put her out.
Not allowed to go outside after dark.
game right no I don't know where does she live now
here but they'll no stop her thank the services my days
oh no I was not gonna leave her here he really seemed like she was still
No, not here!
What is your little brother?
Little brother.
So he's younger.
Younger.
He's like 24.
Okay.
28.
Okay.
His little brother's in the orange.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Okay.
Pull up for him since he was like one year, two years old.
Okay.
I got you.
He feeds three cats.
Oh, it's gone now, but.
Okay.
I got a little.
He feeds three cats.
They use feed straight caps.
They get all nice and plump so when we eat them...
No, no.
I can say that.
There's a fucking dumbass Trump.
No, that was way before him.
Really?
It was way before him.
They've been calling those cat eaters since...
No, man.
Since 1992, though.
Oh, they got a nice right up.
Oh, yeah, sir.
How does this stuff come out?
I'm ready to play.
Hey, what up?
Alright, we're gonna play three dice.
Three dice.
They will.
Three dice.
Okay, three dice.
A hit, Crop.
Here is if you get a six or four, five, six.
Okay.
Or a ten.
Okay.
Okay, three dice.
Okay.
Okay, three dice.
A hit, Crop.
Here is if you get a six or four, five, six.
Okay
Okay, okay, and then what you get one two three. That's a dick you lose. Oh
Five six
Okay
All right. The cost, okay.
Okay.
Oh!
What is that?
A four is my point.
Oh, a four.
You gotta beat the four.
You know why a four is my point?
Yeah.
Cause a double, you see how I got two 60s?
I can have, I can have one more.
So what do I get if I win?
What's my point?
Is that a dick?
No, what's my point?
What's your, kind of looks like a dick.
What's my point?
One, two, three, four, five.
That's five.
No, look.
Oh, three is my point.
Oh, okay, okay.
Any double with another number?
The doubles cancel each other out.
Any double?
I mean, it's fine.
Is this the what?
Is this the right word?
Which one should I try?
Try the medium one.
This one right here?
Where is the problem?
I hate it, bro.
Where you got it from?
I hate it.
I don't know.
No, the food is hated.
Yeah, it's hated.
That's why I'm not eating it, you know.
You gotta dip it in Peekley's sauce.
No, no, dip it in.
Put it on there.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, it's what it is.
Yeah.
Put that plantain.
That's plantain.
Bye, plantain.
Right.
But that's right.
Put the peekley sauce on it.
Put this on it.
Put that on it.
That's like spicy cold sauce, huh?
Put it on your mouth.
And then you...
Am I doing it wrong?
I'm doing it right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do what I do.
I'm doing it right.
That's my cut-eye shit.
I was kidding.
That was a good trip.
You know what, I put the beer on the bun on.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fucking good.
Wait, did you have it without the bun on?
No, I had the bun with it.
I tried without it too, now.
I did. I did.
No.
Whoa!
That's amazing.
I didn't think he'd, um,
get a leg in.
This was so squat.
This is duet for them.
That's a big bump.
It's my boy.
My boy Austin.
This is the best pork I've ever had.
Yeah, man.
Haitian pork, yeah.
Real. Real.
Real!
We can edit that part out.
I say, say, bon apesit.
Bon apesit.
There we go.
Bon apesit.
Yeah.
Let's say, get my mom.
Ow!
Get my mom.
It means to fuck your mom.
Oh!
Not him, but not you.
In general.
The fucking news.
What?
I don't know your brother.
The fuck boy.
No, that's the fuck boy.
That's the fuck boy.
I can't say that.
Oh.
Oh, man.
After that.
You can't say how that sounds.
Okay back to the dice. What's my point?
Any double
Cancels itself out. I was 456 456 you win. Hey, you win out the gate
That's right. One two three dick you lose. Yeah
You get a trip you win out the gate. Okay. Okay, okay?
Okay, I do
Okay, are they trying to get through?
I don't know, bro.
Okay, that makes sense.
So it's not a issue.
No, no, real.
Hey, man, I got five, man. Get the five, man.
Real. Real.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
a lot of you I'm telling you I lost my lunch money for a whole month yeah
It's a little complicated.
So what is it?
The number?
So, so.
Because the rules are good.
It's easy, man.
The rules are good.
Well, no problem.
Nobody's playing, man.
20-20, God, again.
You know what's crazy?
All of the travelers in the chat know.
Non-travelers don't know.
What?
Two.
Really?
Hold it.
What's going on?
What's your time on?
I'm good.
What's your time on?
Look out.
Oh, my God.
Well, here we are at the...
Wait a minute, is he looking for food?
Oh, poor thing.
See what happens with straight passes, right?
Yeah.
Once we feed them one, they stay within the area.
Okay.
He just keeps getting free.
Yeah, come here.
That's a plate right there.
There's a brick.
On the way, I know, why not?
I thought it was over there.
I work here already, fuck it.
If I can break this bitch right now, I mean,
I just think it's like, I'm being honest.
Wait, wait, now you guys have flipped.
Now you're concerned, indeed, don't give a fuck.
No, no, I'm not worried about something completely different
than what he's worried about.
He worried about the world.
Completely different.
Oh, completely.
What I'm worried about is some serious shit.
He's not worried about anything.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
So you're not sure I should die?
It's not that far off and the next thing you don't get one of a hundred people.
I don't know where I'm at right now.
Hopping, yeah?
Yeah, I don't know.
Hopping, right?
You like that one?
You think it's hell?
Yeah, they probably think it's hell.
He's got them.
Somebody in the chat said, is Christian coming in the hood?
No, he's on South Beach.
I put him at twist.
I said, baby, you stay at twist.
I'll be happy about it.
Money they got.
All y'all, Bruce.
That ain't no business.
Who won? Who won?
I won. I got five.
Gene, they said they need you.
They need me to pay for what?
I got some money in there.
I got some money on her.
I'm not putting no money up.
I got your bread.
We got a win.
I got your bread.
Hey, remember, right?
Tell us.
I said let him, stay.
You remember?
I got your bread.
I got to roll first.
I'm the bell.
I'm throwing a hundred.
You the bet?
We got to roll first.
You can't beat that. You can't beat that.
I won't let you.
I'll roll the game.
Wait wait wait.
You want to see? You gotta go again.
I won't let you.
So you gotta roll again.
I got it.
Wait wait.
Hit him back.
If he playing bait, everybody's going against him.
Oh.
He's a bait.
He's going right?
He's going to stay.
You got to be this
Already
If you shoot and you make the six four trips or four five six, yeah, he went automatically. Okay, so he won
Only way you could be him is a
100
You're going again.
Man, he goes out, you man.
I'm going again.
You going again?
I'm going again.
Get out of the way.
I'm going out of my mind.
Why are you more nervous?
I can't go in.
Oh, I'm happy.
Oh, shit.
This is water on gamble.
God, I ain't losing $100.
No!
My man, my man, my man.
Oh! My man, my man, my man!
Oh, shit.
That's our code.
My man!
Oh!
One shot of your shit.
I told you not to do that.
No, no.
Get out of here!
Happy, yeah.
Oh, no!
You broke even.
Hey, hey, you broke even.
Bro, hey, hey!
No, no, no, no, we can't do that.
We just wanna know what you're up to right now.
No, no, no.
I'm not happy.
Whatever he said, I'm not going to pay.
I'm telling you, I'm not going to pay.
I'm not going to pay.
I'm not going to get it.
So, it's not gonna be only physical.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not always anything, right?
It's 80-20.
80% of the time.
It's like people get pissed off.
Yes, every time.
That's what I was talking about.
People play dice all the time.
Every day.
every day so I mean you grew up right around here
you know what waist out we're more sorry
that's not no freedom that's crazy
well they stopped playing nice
yeah what
let's say bye
I'm out brother.
I'm about to get broke in that day.
Anybody get broke?
Yo, I got a lot of good habits.
Good habits. That's good habits.
Yo, that's good habits. That's good habits.
What is this?
Hey, Fredo.
I'm out brother.
You going? Yeah, I'm out brother.
Alright.
Check this out.
We are tired of this boy, you're in.
We're in the trenches right now, you hear me?
Thank you, brother.
I got them in the club hall if they come.
I'll work it out.
You know?
I'll take a nice shot.
Love.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
I'll go to the booger tonight.
Booger tonight.
Booby drop.
Is that the uh?
We're going to the movie?
It doesn't matter.
We gonna take my movie
My wife is that movie
and exit 36. I come to win the time, man.
I know it, man.
I know. Beagle.
You
Now I'm gonna see eyes go see after that we don't see ass
Like my free game be at the strip of
Shit, then you wanna free game be at the strip for I'm trying to block out bro
They got boobies right down the street
See, they can be on the river
No, not on the river, bro
The thing about boobies is they make too much money
They think they're worth
No, no, no
They think they're better than everybody
Everything else
You know what I'm saying? So I like the low-class
Cheetahs
We got Porto
Porto?
Hey, Fredo!
The man that bit to the nuttery, bruh
Hey, tell the wife.
Hey, no, no, no, I'm straight.
That's game.
I'm not a referee because you go catch a nut.
Hey, Q and a low, bro.
These niggas, they just take a spot.
Are you round straight?
What's that?
The round corner.
I just did that hit.
Hey, Ray, man, that was a good straight, bro.
I'm a suit.
You had that fucking card.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we are in Switzerland now.
Oh, that's a good one.
There we go.
We're gonna have to do it.
You really matter?
Yeah.
I'm pretty good at it, too.
Good.
So what you got to know of, you can run that bit tonight.
Y'all hope to do it.
Make sure that I'm loaded.
You got nothing to say about that?
Matter.
I thought we'd do Kato.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna be loaded.
Just let me know what we want to talk about.
Oh, I'm about to say it.
But I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's up, man?
We're playing the video.
Want to see that again?
I'm trying to get you.
Follow your boy, the grand man, face Gucci smoothie, man.
We out you, man.
Hold your boy, man.
Music on the way, for sure.
Good boy.
Not to the boys that ain't shit.
They ain't shit.
That was for two.
But that was for the paid-it.
For the paid-it.
Huh?
I don't want to hear it.
Oh, shit.
The paid-it, the paid-it about a grader.
Oh, shit.
In the street, they talking about that.
You're a new one, Tommy, to the north.
Ha!
I got my...
Leroy, Leroy.
Hi, fam.
Good seeing you, Gary.
Have you saved, have you saved?
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm the best at playing possible, bro, on top.
Yo, you are a boy!
What?
Bro, what?
You're a boy.
Bro, what?
Yo, I call, like, 300 people on Instagram.
This is actually my friends' game.
I know I'm being friends!
I'm surprised you still got the wheel
Sporking I just met a nigga named AK like a gun
That's that's crazy
I was looking for a government name. They think it's a AK nice
Oh my god, I came a long way bro.
You need help?
This ain't, they're like,
Dean's scary as cat, y'all just don't understand.
Bro, I wish I could speak bro, but I can't speak.
I can't speak because if I spoke, this bitch is getting rid of me.
That's all I can say.
You gonna pull forward a little bit?
You in the car with them?
I gotta go ahead on something real quick.
Hold on.
Wait, you want me to get in the car?
Yeah, y'all stay in the car a lot and go.
Wait, you serious?
Fuck the door?
No, you said lock the door. I didn't say lock the door. He said lock the door. He said he didn't say lock the door.
I heard the door lock. No, he literally said lock. I didn't say that. I was just re-iterating what he said. Where's Dean?
Handle what? Oh, I think he just needs to pay the hundred dollars probably.
Well...
Hey, some new friends.
Oh yeah, I followed a few people on Instagram.
Block in before it's too late.
Okay.
Well, I had a great time.
This is a great first...
I think this is a great first impression of his neighborhood.
A great time. I was welcomed in.
I was fed hot dogs and chicken wings and
I got to play
Dice I'd play a little dice and I
Got to
Play cards was a game called
Drop yeah, it's drop and then I
I also, I also, what's the, what's the dance?
Where I kept looking like I was sucking a dick when I was doing it.
What is that?
Is that a stick?
The stick?
Yeah, I did the dance, but, you know, and then I, and then I did the, and they, they,
they scheduled me for some sort of run on some, I don't know what that was, a lick
or something.
I don't know what that, that's what some gentleman asked me.
He said, do you want to go on a lick?
I said I'm busy tonight but perhaps later we can organize something. I'll make sure we maybe he can send a Google invite or something and
That's what he called. I don't know if I'm calling it the right thing
But anyway
I'll make sure I can you know, but perhaps we can put it in my schedule
Anyway, so that's cool
And I got several Instagram several Instagram
It's just a lot
No, I'm good. Where's Dean? Oh, we gotta move so you get in. Oh, okay. Oh
Chat, how y'all feeling? Oh, yeah, this is great. This was awesome
No, no, it's just the lock scared me when you
Why why are you tense? No, I'm not well because you said you got out of the car
You said let me deal with something lock the door. That's what you said. No, nothing bad
You said you said you said where's Dina? Oh, there's right
Well, hi, how'd I do really good?
You made friends
Mutuals
No, no, I followed them back.
Oh, yeah, more mutual.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy, man. You know what came to the hood?
Yeah, but I know, but my first photo is me with like,
shirtless with like, pride flags on them.
So they didn't know, but because I was trying to...
No, they didn't know.
My first picture on Instagram is me just completely shirtless
with pride flags all over.
Yeah, not they know.
No, I mean, hey, look, I hope, I think that they're going to be cool.
I think they'll accept me the way I am.
Of course they will.
I think they will.
You know what I mean?
They knew you think they knew?
No, I didn't know.
It was with the dance.
No, they didn't know.
They didn't know.
You're talking about how much pussy you get and everything, they're like, yeah, yeah,
you saw that.
Yeah, you saw that.
You see, do you think I played with them?
You literally just pulled all some Trojan horse types.
Do you think that they, do you think that they bought the fact that I like pussy?
Do you think they bought that?
Yeah, he did one time he was like, yeah, I get mad.
There's so much pussy around me.
I said they call me the pussy demon.
Christ us.
I said they gave me, yeah, I said I love pussy.
And so they call me the pussy demon.
You know what?
And as you gave, you gave the bro that's
funnest fuck to be around.
But he might not have that many bitches, but everybody.
But he does get bitches low key because he's a good boss.
Wait, we had a good time.
I had a good time.
Yeah, yeah, I had a good time.
I had a great time. No, but I was telling like rage. I never even when I was straight
I could never pull girls at all like I can never
I swear to God
No, no, no, I could never pull women I could pull men like it's no business
This is many many easy, but but women I never under maybe it's because I didn't wasn't interested
You know what I mean? Do you think dudes and guys have like the same taste?
What do you mean? What do I say like do you think like like I feel like you get bitches do you look good?
Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
You girls have the same taste like you look at it.
Oh, like, oh, like, like, do you think women see me
and are attracted to me like men are?
Yeah.
I think women, I think women have a sixth sense
and they know I'm gay.
Oh, wow.
I think they can tell.
You know?
How?
I don't know.
It's like a gay-dar?
I think they just know.
I think it's like a, I think it's an aura or something.
I think they can just tell.
Great, great.
Did you have a good time?
Had a great time.
I'm kind of, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I bet.
I can't smoke man. I get depressed.
Bro, I'm telling you I'll be depressed as fuck. I just can't do it.
I swear to God.
Is crack baby just finding out I'm gay for the first time?
No crack baby gay too.
Well that's what he says.
No crack baby gay.
Well you know a real test of somebody's gay is when another gay guy comes around.
Exactly.
You know crack baby would be, well he would out gay you.
No way.
I mean
You're going he's going there you think so I think Dean's more white than Austin chat you're right
So freaked out about there was nothing you got me all worked up for nothing
Okay, first of all, yeah
Once again how I know Fredo. Yeah, I lived in the hood. I'm not from the hood
Okay, okay, then I had friends there that she knew from way back when from the bro from the trenches, bro
Not just that the trenches trenches, too
by like it's
Bro, you can't be in a neighborhood like that and not look at every fucking car slow. Oh, I'm sorry
It's just it's what if you are in the chat and you live in the hood not don't not like these motherfuckers on a logitech keyboard
Talking shit. I'm talking about living the hood
You wouldn't understand
Log in I was great of boards by the time and I'm so to tell me why we had to pull Abbie Abbie
By the way for those of you that don't know that was our code word to get the fuck out
And why do we have to pull Abbie?
Well, Abbie, you know, rolling dice.
Yeah. Well, I know that, but they stopped rolling the dice.
Oh, no, they kept the roll.
They moved.
Oh, they moved the location.
Oh, more dice.
They rolled more dice.
Some of us seen that man pull out more cash.
I was like, hmm, Abbie, it's time to go.
It's time to go.
I thought it was like a one-time thing to just teach you something.
Yeah.
No, it was not.
No, it was the whole thing.
Diamond dolls.
So why did people get it?
What is your warning radar? How did you even see that?
The guy's purple neon lights.
Hold on, question.
Have you ever looked up a stripper at a strip club?
Yes, yeah.
Did you have no? I have not.
Did you have to pay?
I have not done that.
You paid $500. What's in the backroom and buster?
This is one of the most interesting things about...
because I've lived in both worlds.
I've been to straight strip clubs. I've been to gay strip clubs.
Women, when they're working as strippers,
they are always working, no matter what.
Even if they see you and they can perceive you to be attractive,
It doesn't matter you have to pay.
Gay men?
Oh no, not me.
No, no.
Oh, you don't have to pay?
Like on their ass, like everything I love,
like if I'm the strippers I fuck with,
not at the strip club, at my house.
No, no, that's different.
Okay.
I'm talking at the strip club.
That's because he dates them.
He dates them.
No, no.
When they are, okay.
Okay.
Get to your feet.
Okay, okay.
So women at the strip club,
they're always working no matter what.
Even if you've got to pay, right?
Are you dating them outside of the strip club is completely different?
No, but if you just hair give me just that nigga,
like you go walk in that bitch and get a bunch of dasses without throwing a dime.
Okay.
I'm being deadass.
Okay, but it's rare.
Yeah, but you just gotta be that man.
Okay, so maybe, okay, I don't know, because maybe I don't know,
maybe I just threw my lived experience.
If you go to a strip club with me,
sometimes within the next, this year,
you will see us walk in,
tap up the security guard,
not pay to get in,
and watch strippers come to me and just dance.
Really?
My future wife or a girlfriend. Yo if you ever see me out with Dean, I'm not partaking in the shit that he'd be doing
I'm just like there
I was mistaken because my experience at a gay strip club
I've hooked up with the stripper every single time three out late every time I go and I don't have to pay
Wait, really? Yes. I never had a pay
But I was the gentleman so I tipped
Okay
I was nice. What's the craziest thing you've seen in a strip club? Me?
Well, I was in Portland, you know Portland, Oregon has the most strip clubs per capita in the United States
Yeah, the most strip clubs per capita. No, Portland's got to be it's the most in the United States
Maybe the world
And I went to my first strip club when I was 18 years old and I put a dollar down and this girl put her titty in my mouth
For a dollar. That's it? Yeah, for one dollar
Okay, what about you, right?
Wait, what, you mean the craziest, like?
Yeah, what's the craziest thing?
Oh, oh, I mean, I can't tell you, it's a gay one, though.
I don't know.
That's fine.
I went to a strip club in Fort Lauderdale,
and two guys came up to me,
and they said, we want to give you a dance.
And I said, well, why don't we just,
I was there to support sex workers, you know what I mean?
I was just there to help you find a partner.
Yeah, yeah, some more, yeah, some more sex workers.
So I was there, and I said,
can we just do them both at the same time?
Okay.
And anyway, the first one goes back,
and um...
dance or whatever
and uh...
he...
all of a sudden starts looking like that
and he goes, what the fuck is going on?
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
okay what?
you went from go back?
and all of a sudden you're...
how did you think?
I'm not gonna do that!
I don't think...
I just slipped into it on accident!
what?
he grabbed it
I thought he was gonna be like
oh yeah, and then he started dancing
and he touched my leg
oh no, no it was that fast
Look at that escalate so quick. I said this is I said this is this is crazy
I didn't know what this was and I was like well, you know, okay
I guess I was like are you sure this is allowed, you know, and he's like you're not leaving until you you know what you
Know what the fuck I said, okay twist my arm. So I did anyway, so that happened and then the next guy
I remember there's another one. Yeah, and I go out and I go back
Same fucking thing back to back and I told him I said I got nothing left
you know I mean and so and it didn't cost me a thing you've never came from
a load off really I've never you know it's crazy women love same excuse me the
woman in my life you ain't never had nobody second like I did I'm like
Bro shut the fuck up like you really didn't do anything
They get disappointed yeah, I'll be so disappointed if you gas it up like I
Mean look I think
Okay, chill out
Chill out bro
Bro you have a cult of a following why are G is a cult you know why for some reason
Listen, I might be wrong, they believe that you're asexual.
That is deep, deep.
I don't know.
They, they bully, they bully, they are bullies.
I hate, they are not a cult.
A cult is what's the dick ride you.
They try to fuck me, gang.
They don't want what's best for you.
That means he's a part of the LGBT.
Right.
Hey, you what?
No, he's on the, he's on the flag.
You know what I mean?
It's on the flag.
Yeah.
But I tell them that I'm asexual
and they just, they just sexually harass me.
What? Wait, what do they say?
I put my face cam on it, like I'm going to grab you by your fucking braids and fuck you in the mouth or something.
According to, uh, Austin 00, rage is mad pre-table.
Yeah, like shit like that, I don't want to hear that shit.
It's crazy, because it's always the straight guys.
It's always the straight guys.
I was fine, I think the straight guys are gayer than the gay guys.
You know what I mean?
I think they are too.
Like, seriously, y'all are out there being like,
is there any cool to fuck the homies?
Ha ha ha!
You thought it through, I'm gonna fuck my homie!
You know what I mean?
That's what the straight guy says.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, tonight's a good night.
I'm happy.
You ever get a burst of happiness?
Yeah, dude, this is awesome.
It's a good burst of happiness.
Yeah.
It's been a great night.
Aw.
It's been a great night.
You think you've been invited to be right?
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Greatest.
Greatest was phenomenal.
Really?
I've never had an experience like that.
Thank you. Thank you for turning Florida into a fucking hub. Yeah, it's been fucking
I made a few friends
I got you got you got you got orders gay you
Tomorrow I'm like yo, I'm a twist
It might be outside
You got to bring them outside
I'm telling you, it's the nigga's turn.
Hey, I'm at Dragbrunch.
At Palace.
Yeah.
I'm at our house in Windwood.
Please pull up.
It depends on the location, gang.
This drag queen has got me pinned down with a heel to the neck.
What the fuck?
Did I fall into a lousom?
It's a tank machine.
Listen, who knows?
There might have been a closet gang guy.
Yeah, of course.
Oh yeah, I think in any given situation,
situation like you know probably one out of ten you know I really feel about for
that one kid that's what 20 years old is go to time oh I know man you know and
then they wonder why we become monsters you don't do you know black man don't
you okay so you're saying the only time black men do cheat those because
they became a monster from somebody else because we tried to love and then
they fucked us over. Then we become the monster. We become the villain. That's how it starts.
No, no. I uh... So you're saying we as life, so that's you as your life?
Oh yeah, one thousand. I told you about the hell cat in my driveway when I came back from Africa,
getting shot at. I heard about that. You remember? Oh, then you talked about it back in the
Austin show. Like, uh, it was so long ago, like, you know, came back. Where did you go?
It's spreading freedom. I can't tell you. It's spreading freedom and whatnot, you know what I'm saying?
You have no oil, just regular shit, you know?
Came back, Tainisha, it was a girl though, was it a guy?
Oh yeah, okay.
A girl fucking my wife.
Oh there was a girl fucking here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have this marriage, man.
Wait, honestly, that'd be fine if I found out.
No, it was a stunt.
Oh yeah, yeah.
If I find out.
Why are you laughing, man?
Why are you laughing?
I go like, yo.
If Christian was like, I've been cheating on you, I'd be like, oh my god, that's
and he's like, I've been fucking this girl.
I'll be like, oh, there's no way you enjoyed any second
of that.
You know what I mean?
I was like, that must have been horrible for her.
Oh, they do it.
You can't get an ass left with my pants on.
And they were like, Dean, what's wrong with you?
Why are you so cut?
That's why I'm cut.
Oh my god, I'm secondhand high.
You're secondhand high for me?
Oh my.
No, I'm joking.
That was good.
I'm a suburban kid.
So, Rach, I'm curious.
Genuine question range. What is the difference between the stuff here versus in Oregon?
Because I go to the store and buy it like in a store.
We got to think about it. We're closer to Jamaica.
Oh.
Jamaica is...
Come on, Azaza?
Yes. Yeah, Azaza.
I feel...
Because like there was something in it. I like...
Where were you getting it at, Oregon?
I just go to the dispensary, the local dispensary.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Cuz like I was always under the impression that the stuff on the streets was less potent than the stuff that you get in the store
Hell no!
No?
Hell really?
Hell no!
Well, the dispensary shit, that shit feel like fate, like I don't know
Really?
Uhhh, okay
It's tamed, you got to think about it
Also, you gotta understand, the niggas know they're smoking grubble
So that should probably put you different
Wait, wait, what is that?
The leaf from grubble
Oh, is that like, uh, when they put the, what do they call it, key for whatever?
Whatever
Right like that the freaking they freak it. Yeah, like you know, I'm all right
Like that's like
Baco it's tobacco
Like they take it out
Freak it. They suck on it. That was a turn back in a day. I'm on guy and then I'm on there's a reason. I'm on a freak it
He's a little different.
Some niggas like it, some niggas hate it.
He's not that uncle and girl.
Freak it.
I'm on two.
But it's true that's a little bit.
Bro, what's that saying?
I heard somebody say freak it.
I don't know.
I don't hang out with you, that's just like...
Da-da-da-da-da.
Ta-da-da-da-da.
Wait, uh,
you gon' find somebody to fix you, game?
No, that's not wrong.
Bro, a lot of women have tried.
And it did come out more than once.
They just left more damage than they came into the city.
Somebody said you hid it like it was paper.
That's why you got fucked up.
I don't know what that means.
You can't hit it the same.
Like, I don't like smoking.
I did smoke for like two months in my life.
You can't hit it the same.
Somebody brought up a great opinion and share
with thought process, baby, baby.
I sort of got to say, I'm the problem.
What'd you say?
Girl's not working out for you, track dudes.
No.
You know why?
Here, let me coach you.
When you're straight, man, and somebody says that,
you're like, no.
Yeah, no.
I'm just like, the thing is,
you don't have to defend yourself, just say no.
Yeah, no.
I'm not gonna do it.
You don't have to explain yourself.
You're right, Austin.
I'm not gonna do it.
You can say, I don't like penis.
I don't like penis you only like your own. I like my that's okay
I'm sorry
The way you worded
Yeah, like my version of my penis
No, I just you like your own yeah, I like my whole truck mind you like your own you know like vagina
That's right. You like pussy. Yeah pussy, right? And I say no
No, I don't like...
Oh yeah, to disagree with you, I was in a sex with a girl,
gotta be way better than sex with a guy gang, right?
I'm not gonna lie.
You are sadly mistaken.
No, you are.
No, that's impossible.
That's what's lost for me.
Exactly.
That is impossible, man.
No.
Y'all get one option, gang.
Like, what?
What?
Are you kidding me?
What do you mean one option?
Only asshole.
You got two options.
We got three.
Well, we just get the better option every time.
No, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
If you had if you look you have your health cat and your Rolls Royce in the driveway. I get the Rolls Royce every time
Well, I don't take the Rolls Royce to the quarter store
Oh sometimes
Which I mean it's this variety is variety
Limited like a quarter choose type. Okay. How does it mean? Okay? We're just missing one. That's all we're just down one
That's what happened.
Have you slept with a woman?
Yeah.
Okay.
Once.
Well, I can't, you see that?
I can't drive.
She stopped me during the middle of it.
Wait, wait, wait.
She said, she said, is it me?
I said, I'm sorry.
This was back in Oregon.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
She said, wait, wait, wait.
Bitch spoke?
Yeah.
She said it was, well, there was no, I couldn't even, it was, she, she,
he was there.
You were gummy?
No, yes.
He was inside, he was coming out!
Yeah, this was in Portland, Oregon.
God bless her.
She knew.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I can keep up the center of her feeling all right.
Yeah, I think she's a lesbian now.
Oh my god, you're really dead.
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, hey.
Both of us are on a journey, you know what I mean?
I'm high, so I became a lesbian for a little bit, too.
Really?
Yeah, she's a good boy.
I mean, what if that was her thing?
And she, I mean, you know.
Oh no, she's the wooded man now.
Oh, your wife?
One of my ex-wives.
Your ex-wife?
Yeah, she's one of my ex-wives.
She's with the man that went, oh, that's the one that came back from the ocean.
Oh, that's the one that cheated on you when you were serving the country.
Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
No, I was laughing.
No, I wasn't laughing.
That's the one.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
You know what I wanted to do?
I wanted to do this show where I competed against straight men with girls that didn't
know who either of us were to see if I could spit better game than the straight
guy. I want to put up like I wanted to like put up like go on like a date and
put like a straight guy against me and then like see if I if she would choose
me at the end like that's what I want that's what I want to do. Yeah I thought
that would be I thought that would be sick. Just to see because I think yeah I
want to see if I could do it if I could have any riz with women.
Aw. You think I'd win? No I don't think I would win. You're a tired person classic
You're fine, love Dean. Thank you so much, man. Thank you.
Dean, why haven't you found it yet?
Because I'm running through these sorties.
You're always having a...
If they could have an active girlfriend and say shit like that.
Dean, you spent... you spent the last 20 minutes saying...
You look... no, he's a hoe. He's such a bitch, bro.
Listen, listen to this. Hold on. Rage.
Dean just spent the last 20 minutes being like,
man, these women, they cheat on me
and then that, they fuck us up forever.
Meanwhile, Dean is fucking running through half the city.
Oh, wow, I have this in here.
Is that a puppy?
Yes.
Oh my god.
What?
Why are you out?
Wait, there's in your dog.
The big dogs out too.
No.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Whoa.
Come on, buddy.
Give me one, Dean.
Yep.
Oh, that's the thing you want?
Yo.
Call A for me?
I'll call him, I'll call him.
Maybe he's probably watching.
Oh, sir.
That's the only one?
No, no.
Two.
Yeah, there's no one.
Hi, buddy.
You're so sweet.
I had the best fucking time.
That was so cool.
Look, I was nervous in the beginning, but not because I was nervous.
I was nervous because everybody else was nervous.
You know what I mean?
Everybody else, I had no nerves whatsoever, and then everybody else started being nervous.
It's okay.
Come on.
There you go.
I'm gonna shut this door.
Yeah.
Good girl.
Do your thing.
Well, that's a good one.
I mean, sometimes you just...
That's not his kid!
Huh?
That's not his kid?
Uh, I don't know.
His dog is a Korean.
I don't know.
They really just...
They really deserve the spanking.
I mean, the dad knew.
He was like, let me just...
Let me deal with it.
I don't think in the dog world...
I think he left some doors open on the hot cat.
Mmm.
You around?
Well, somebody said, card door.
Let me go check.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you left the keys in there too.
You left the keys in there.
It does happen.
One time I left my garage door open and the police came to the door and they said,
your garage door is open.
But I wasn't worried, see, that's the thing.
Dean was the one that got me all riled up.
I was like looking because Dean, before we went, I was like, Dean, is it like, are you
just fucking with me?
Right?
He's like, here, come here, come here.
Off camera.
He would like tell me he did it.
I was like, awesome.
He had me freaking out.
And then we got in that we were revving our engines loud at the speed limit with
that guy, you know?
I got so scared.
I don't know.
I've been chased by and soft floated so many people because they're a legal one
behind the PTSD.
Do your chat, do your chat call you out?
They call me ST Dean, ST Dean.
Why, why are you laughing at that, awesome?
That's not funny at all.
Thank you, thank you.
You know, ST Dean.
I've been chased by these dogs so many times.
Have you ever had an STD?
No, I have.
I've not.
See the thing is, it happens, it happens, it was.
My orange has been pretty good.
My orange, my orange has been pretty good.
I'm not going to lie, you know what else is orangey?
What?
Then I thought about what?
The G spot.
You know what?
It's R and G.
It spawns in different locations.
I found out.
I learned that, I thought, I'm finding out, Dean,
that I learned that the clitoris
is in the same spot for every single woman, right?
No, it's not.
The clitoris moves?
I think so.
Wait, Dean, I said this
and I got made fun of online.
I'm telling you, I think it's,
I think it's, you think the clitoris moves?
I think it moves.
No, no, this is what I learned,
The clitoris is two different things and then a what clitoris in the G spot of two different days
Tell me though. I've always found the G spot the G spot moves. It's I think it's I think it's different
It's different for every girl. Yeah, that's all yeah, the first one. Yeah, no girl has the same
G spot inside it. No, no, no, no, no, it's different from those are stomach
I don't know why it's different for every girl
I was the fucking go over here cost that I wanna what's gonna do?
Yeah, my dog get he get up in them guts
All right, and just cuz you don't don't put that on him. Don't project that on him
I'm sorry a lot
I mean I
So why does Creed hate the puppy?
No, cuz the puppy fucking tried him one time. Oh, he was down
It's because puppies are feeling probably they got balls now
Oh, I'll run this shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah
So what was he doing? Was he gonna fight? No, he wasn't actually like fighting nigga
But he's a big that they go down
Yeah, the pub was just a minute.
Yeah, yeah, I see.
Oh, that happened to here?
Yeah.
Is that Creep's daughter?
No, no, no.
That's different.
That's Agon's.
Jit.
OK.
Oh, this is some like Simba and Lion King type stuff.
Game of thrones shit.
Bro, what kind?
Some Game of thrones shit, bro.
Bro, what kind of shit you got running here?
This is sick.
Bro, you should have like a TikTok channel for them.
I did ask them about it.
No cap.
What an incredible experience that was.
What an aim!
You get a chair, bro.
Chad, what a fucking day, gang.
What an insane day.
Chad, how was it?
Was it decent?
Oh my God, where the fuck is my phone?
No.
Okay, listen.
Wait, did you-
We got to the shit.
Nah, he just called money, so he got it.
Oh, it's right there.
You said it wrong?
Nah, bro.
I don't know what the wrong thing is.
I don't even do shit.
Chad, how was it though?
I didn't get to look at chat. I'm like dead ass. I was the least I looked at chat my fault
You had a good time. I have mutuals now there. So you need to take you there. I got you
My dog you're gonna go there next time I'm gonna be at the table playing dice like that or talk
Rabbit forward on his head bro
Mm-hmm. So a grillo, uh-huh. I did okay. So when you drink out of model, I always drink
Yeah, okay, see that never never put your lips on the bottle because I did like or purposes of 84%
Everyone
See you and even in the next person in clubs gang, I still want to see the bitch you put a lips on it
I don't even want to shout out. I'm cool
I don't like
Oh interesting. Have you ever had mono before?
No.
I've had mono before.
You have mono?
I've had mono. It's a kissing disease.
Like some sickness you can get only for like a swapping stick.
What do you mean by that?
And most of the middle school would get here like when they were younger.
Middle school?
Cause most of them would put their lips on the waterfront or anything like that.
Oh I can't exactly that shit, yeah.
Were you there for that kid?
To be honest.
What is that what?
Putting your lips on the waterfront.
No.
Austin?
I swear to God.
I'm I'm I swear I knew kids like I was I was very germophobic
right
Yeah, sorry germophobic you flipped your holidays as good
Yeah, dude. Oh
How many over I live before I live there like kids who do like this shit
I don't know how they can stay but isn't like flip this shit inside out
Wait, did you do job the kids in school that would put that fucking just like a shit ton of ketchup like
Just a disgusting amount of ketchup on the plate and always gross me out
You know, like on the paper trays, you know, at lunch,
what were they doing?
Well, they just put the, like the shit time to catch up
on the plate, it was gross, it was just a lot of it.
What do you mean?
Yo, I never saw that before.
I've never seen no, I've never seen no.
You guys, what kind of drool is shit is that?
Wait, they didn't, no, that's no lunch table.
Yeah, exclusively, white people like that.
Yeah, white people like that makes sense,
because I am pretty white.
And milk.
Oh, I go like, oh, the milk.
You're about to be bestowed.
Get on your knees.
Oh.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're dead.
All right.
Austin.
Okay.
All right, so you survived the day.
Not only did you survive, you're the best of it.
Okay.
You understand what I'm saying?
Yes, sir.
You were accepted.
Me friends game I did I did
Make fucking friends. I like that stuff. Okay, I know I'm working here. That's what you locked in though when I was there
I'm gonna not
the Dura upon your cranium
Is your graduation? Oh my gosh, I'm so proud to do this I could never do this. Oh my gosh
Wow
I'm tired for you. Can you see us? Yes, I can see.
Hi, thank you.
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't cry now.
I'm not going to cry. Don't shed any tears, though.
I can wear this, right?
Yeah, you can. Yes!
Will was making fun of me. He's like, you can't. Of course you can. You know what I mean?
It'd be disrespectful if he said no.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Second effects of the chat. Can I get it back? I can't see the front of his head. Maybe I should stay in front of him.
Maybe I should stay in front of you.
Chat, don't look at my butt.
Don't look at my butt.
Why are you laughing, motherfucker? Don't look at my butt.
Wait, where's that?
Look, they're saying, yeah. What does yeah mean?
Oh, we didn't even teach them on Margie Lord.
Yeah.
We didn't even put them on Margie Lord, chat.
Yeah, you made that word
Because you told me about this we have probably
This is the closest imagine your penis. Oh my no, I just say that James. I don't worry. No, no, no, I'm not gonna suck it
Yo, I mean I knew that you know
I don't even like second date
down to me you're killing me
it's hard to put it in your head
another motherfucker bro
it's like yo this looks crazy bro
pull the back pull the back
pull the back down
pull it down no no pull the
tie because it went up
get a small head
there we go
oh my gosh
cock
oh what a fork
Oh shit, oh shit, what the fuck, I'm clean, come on.
Hey, what do you think, huh?
You look amazing.
I don't know how to be clean.
Wait, that shit looks pretty good, to be honest with you.
What the fuck?
It actually looks really good.
In February?
Yes.
My dog, Swaggy.
Thank you, thank you.
My dog, Swaggy.
Look at that shit.
Wow.
Wait, this actually looks pretty good.
Alright, I'll make this baby my new thing.
It's kind of, you know, it's kind of, you know, imagine if it should be K-Punky Day.
No, I wouldn't ever know.
I was kind of giving Joe from you.
Okay.
But like hella swaggy.
Wait, a lot of people think I look like Joe from you.
Did he say that?
Yes.
A lot of people think I look like Joe from you.
A lot of people think I look like Baker Mayfield a little bit.
Look up Baker Mayfield.
I think I legit-
Chad, tell me if you agree.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, look at that.
You gotta put me next to him.
What the fuck look look at this
Kind of look like Baker Mayfield just a little bit
Now I don't know who that is. Oh
my god, dude
See look
Bro you do fucking people have come to me and be like are you Baker?
Yeah, you be looking like Joe sometimes I think I think I look like Baker more but
You know what's funny?
To me, what I've started to realize in my older age is that every time I get, people come
to me like, every time I'm brown-haired, brown-eyed, I'm like, you look like you look like you
look like you look like you look like you.
You know what I realize?
All white people look alike.
I'm genuinely, I've started to realize this.
Is it all white people look alike?
I thought, oh, because I thought y'all knew what happened about us!
No, I never said that.
But that's what I'm starting to realize.
It's that we all look alike because I was like,
I don't look a damn thing like him.
The only reason why you say that is because we're both white.
Or maybe they ain't seen many white people.
That's true.
You didn't know what I was saying?
That's very true.
And they just coincidentally seen white people
look alike.
I guess.
I don't know.
Just every time there's a white guy with like a brown hair,
maybe his nose is a little big like mine.
Because I got to think about it.
Well, whoever you know, do it.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, a little shallower.
Well, it's because I'm, yeah.
If they say much like, they'll be all shot.
Check what you think.
Check what you think, yeah.
No?
I got a big fucking nose.
Your nose is fine.
Hey, quick question.
Don't make me fucking.
Yo, I'm fucking so shit.
Are you a good guy?
Dean got me worked up.
Why do you jumpy still gang?
Dean had me work.
Well I didn't have you work though.
You had me work that deal.
I was Dean.
You had me.
You had me show.
Okay.
You had me show work though.
Dean.
I don't think you ever said, oh awesome.
If you knew.
Yeah.
Uh.
If you just knew.
If I knew.
We're all right.
So Dean now that we're out of there.
Okay.
Tell me where the fuck.
No, no.
No.
Oh, okay.
I think we're in a beautiful place.
Yeah, we're in a beautiful place.
We're in a great place.
We'll just leave it at that.
But what the fuck am I saying about my lizards?
Did he fuck you?
No.
So did it be in there just not doing shit?
They're growing and living and enjoying life and having food every day
instead of scavenging and dying and getting cooked.
You guys got two slaved lizards.
And a cage.
Yo, check.
Shout out to Dean.
Dean, pull up to the screen.
All right, all right.
Love.
Appreciate you, Nick.
There's always WD's in the chat bro.
WD's in the more fucking chat.
I'm going to go ahead and get out of here.
I'll be in the living room.
Yes sir.
I'm going to get my jacket.
Yes sir.
You want me to show you my mic?
Thank you Dean.
I'll have that.
You're getting chats.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you.
I love you Dean.
WD's in the chat.
I love you Dean.
All right.
We've got to do that government stream man.
We do.
Like bro, I got 20 cars and a bunch of land.
You have a flamethrower?
Yes.
I never lived in a flamethrower before.
You have a...
You have a flamethrower?
He has a flamethrower. I don't have a fucking flamethrower.
I got a...
A saw.
You have a saw?
Like a .249 saw?
Oh, is that a gun?
Yeah, a machine gun.
You just have that?
Yeah.
You never know when fucking...
Yeah, you just never know what's gonna hit
You don't like to be all peachy some fucking rainbows for the rest of our lives
You think we just gonna wake up to fucking clear skies? Are you a doomsday prepper?
I'm a Sunday prepper. I know someday some shit won't go down
Like it is what it is and I want to be the one laughing when it does
Okay, so I understand better safe than sorry. You just have it ready just in case shit
I don't know what the fuck zombie outbreak gonna happen some go happen. Yeah, we fighting a fucking necromansor some niggas born with
Necromancing abilities now he has the army of the dead and we got to kill niggas and shit and what the fuck going on
You believe that
Anything I wouldn't be surprised. I'll be honest recently. I've been thinking about getting the doomsday shelter
You know I'm a bunker you have a bunker. I'm a bunker shit
I'm monger and I was like a nuclear fallout shelter. I don't know
Yeah, those doomsday preppers don't seem as crazy remember that used to be like a reality TV show. Yeah, they don't seem as crazy anymore
Yeah, no because we're real
Hi P5 P5 in it P5 is my little sister Paige. Oh really? Oh, hey Paige. You don't you ever know
So soon is it like your legit little sister?
Or just like that
Yeah, let's just say it.
Okay, yeah.
Hey, P-5.
P-5, yo, you look mad cool.
Why are you so cool?
You're like, yo, what's up with you, guy?
Are they gonna let you cool?
Wait, it kind of fits my outfit, too.
Look at how they look cool as shit.
My outfit.
For all of this nigga.
Game.
It kind of fits my outfit.
In the same outfit as Swaggy.
I kind of feel cooler.
Okay, how do I get my check to glaze me?
Because they always glaze.
Well, that's just how it is, okay?
Like your chat is always gonna glaze the person on there
because I'm like the substitute teacher.
I'm like the cool teacher, you know what I mean?
Like nobody's got substitutes.
Like, oh, Mrs. whatever.
Oh, yeah.
But like, when you come over to my stream,
I'm getting roasted and you're the cool guy.
Why?
It's because they just like to give you shit.
Shut up, chud.
Fuck up, chud.
Like what are you talking to me like that?
Somebody asked me how I feel about,
what's swag it?
What does that mean?
Swag it.
It sounds like a derivative of a word.
Oh yeah, it's a word, are you?
Okay, so like.
They're trying to get Hassan,
they're trying to get Hassan to come over here
to look at me.
I'd say you're a swag it right now.
Swag it.
I'm a, if you like what I got on,
I say I'm a swag it.
I'm a swag it.
It's the average of swag.
Okay, and we just added a G-G-O-G.
We just added a got to it.
Okay, okay.
What's the end for it any reason or just doesn't sound swag swag swag swag swag swag it like you're not a fucking swag
You're fucking swag it so you like you are like you're calling somebody a swagger fucking swag it swag
And you got hey, but you like my new one straggling
Stragging is calm. You talk about that one. That's not it. If you see a guy. It's like
If you see a guy that's like being just super straight just calm with straggling fucking straggling
Yeah, when you're just like not hit with the with gay stuff you can say straggit like Hassan high-crab
Strag it. Oh, I thought the fucking straggit. He's a straggit like a straight-up certified straggit
What makes us not a straggit because he's so painfully straight
It oozes out of him. Yeah, it oozes out of him. He's so straight. It's so painful. Is that disgusting to me pitiful
Disgusting
No, it's fine. You can be straight
But you know what straight people need to I can tell you what would and this I think this is like a
I don't have straight niggas you don't like it's the ones that are overly
Yeah, what like yeah, no if I'll be my best like my friends growing up like I have mostly like I've actually now more
I have more gay friends now
But like when I was that would have niggas that hoods and straight for you game. No, no, no like straight people don't
Make me like I don't hate straight people. I just I think it's funny that like real on straight people, you know, but
But, like my best friend is straight, you know?
But, what was I going to say?
What straight people need to stop doing,
and this may be straight white people,
because I talked about, uh-huh,
is the three in one body wash.
You know what I mean?
Three in one body wash.
They have the, they have the,
they have the shampoo, the conditioner,
and the body wash all in one.
Bro, straight people don't use that.
I'm standing for it.
No, no way.
They do.
What?
Straight niggas use that shit?
Yes, they are.
There's people in here right now that are using it.
I use that.
You know what I'm saying?
We gotta do better.
I'm telling you.
We gotta do better, bro.
Just a three in one body wash.
That's bad.
Yes, I'm telling you.
Okay, if it's a situation though,
where you could only buy one thing,
and you gotta wash your hands,
because of money purposes, then I guess.
Of course, yes, of course.
If it's a financial situation, yes, of course.
But it's not,
you just think you're killing three birds
with one stone, gang.
Right, yeah, you gotta have some questions, man.
Yeah, absolutely.
We gotta clean that up.
What's the other thing that they do?
They don't use a, they don't use a like a Lufa.
Oh no, I'm a Lufa demon.
Yeah, y'all don't use Lufa, man?
A lot of strength.
Well actually, we figured this out though,
that that's a white dude thing.
No.
Not using a Lufa.
Oh, not musical, yes.
Okay, okay.
That's actually true, because Lacey,
he's had a lupa in his bathroom for months or years,
but he never knew he had to use it on his body.
Yeah. Oh, really?
Some like that.
Yeah, it's just a white dude.
He just discovered a lupa.
Also, white dudes don't moisturize their bodies.
Like lotion?
I don't.
Look at my elbows.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I don't.
Yeah.
You know what happens when I don't even look,
Like you can see yours a little bit, but you've been really see it because the contrast. Yeah, the contrast is crazy
It's like hello, yo, that was my elbow. Say I'll be on my ass game. Yeah, I don't I don't know why I don't know
Why I do my face. I'm not my moisture in my face like I watch my face
But yeah lotion, it's a little ashy
Do you need to get asked you to my knees be an issue. I don't know
No, no because I'm Haitian I get more Ashton in this, but I'll get Ashton bro.
Austin you're lucky I can't help a chat homophobic slurs in your chat so Christian.
Yeah, he calls me the Ashton all the time even though he is the Ashton.
That's so cool.
Yeah, no, it's awesome.
Oh my god, I said this, I don't know who it was, but I, he came out and sang
because he can really sing.
Really, yeah really saying and he tore it up at QT's Christmas concert. Oh wait. I might have
You may have seen him you may have seen him
But he would I don't know if you were you weren't out of concert
No, but I'd be watching it and I called in the F-slur on stage when he started singing cuz he was I was used for fun
You know, I was like I said it under my breath and there were people next to me
like what the fuck they said that and they didn't realize
and I was like no what's my boyfriend I'm gay I can call him what that you know
like oh no Zoya was not his boyfriend no that's Zoya there's other people in
Austin that ought to sing or other people oh yeah no he was singing a
Christmas song and whatnot but it's a little cool too, Shaq.
Oh, I love it too, bro.
But look, Shaq, yes, we're about to.
This was a great day.
I guess it was a fantastic day.
It was a great fucking day.
Shaq, y'all enjoy yourself?
I'm a little fraudster.
It's a little bit, y'know?
I really enjoy myself.
It's a little bit.
Were you scared at all, being with it?
I was, I'm gonna be honest with you,
I was not scared at all going into the day.
I suck like a baby.
I got scared when being with you, Shaq.
I was Dean you gotta get to receive these POV. How was Dean James Dean Dean?
Like I kept seeing Dean every time a car would drive by he'd be like
I was like Dean what the fuck is going on? So I was like because Dean was so worked up
That's when I got worked up
And with the car thing I was scared
Yeah, how was the chicken
have serious you okay they put buffalo out of business let me tell you them
them chicken was worth good but not a lot it was like seven out of ten really
I swear like seven out of ten in the pork what was that grillo real that
was real good real real that was my that was real you don't think that was
amazing here from the raid motherfucker no you're not waiting with four fucking
viewers man. I fucking hear from the raid. That's him, his mom, and stuff like that little
shit in his house.
Who raided who? Did you see a notification for a raid?
Yeah I saw it. Don't pay attention.
No.
Little chat.
Is that a Hassanabi raid?
No it's not a Hassanabi raid.
Oh yeah, I thought you were going to send him a screenshot.
No I saw it. Should I call him and see if he's telling me to come look?
Yeah, you can FaceTime that Nick.
Let me see. You want me to FaceTime a son?
Bro, this is talking about like Trump and shit. Yeah, he's probably talking about Jason. Thank you for the five. Yeah, bro, Jason
I'm gonna tell you again
You know, I'm gonna say today
Thank you for the five. Get in there. Hope you raid. I can't Felix is with him. What Felix? Oh
See, man. Oh, no Felix. Oh, yeah, don't go ahead. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see not ex-c
different
Here from the raid bitch how's their fucking ten different motherfuckers are here from the four-view race are up
All right, no Jeff this was gonna happen. Yes, this is what's gonna happen. I'm gonna end my stream
but
We are rated Austin. Yes because
We are doing a
Episode of in the tub. Yeah, okay. We're doing an episode of in the tub. It's my show called in the tub
And we get into where I get in the bathtub and I interview rage
It's not gay. It's very straight. All right. It's over time over time over time content over time content
Pete. Do you have to pick you have a bathing suit? I
Mean you want to get in the bathtub and close?
Oh, like this water is shit. Yeah
Yeah, there's one
shorts. Yeah sure. Fastball shorts fine. Don't worry. And then we're gonna go, we need to take a brief.
Wait who's done this show? Who's done this show? Yeah. Valkyrie. What? Pokey Maid. Wait hold on, wait, what's up the game running on him?
What do you mean what? I don't know. Sinner? Sinner's never? What? Okay, I see it up. Sinner.
Ludwig, okay. Ludwig has done it. Um, who else?
Hassan hasn't done it for some reason. Willnep has done it. Seer and Peach have done it together.
What? Yeah. I had threesome in the thing. Extra Emily's done it. Emily? Yep. Yep. Seedog,
you know Seedog? Yes. Seedog's done it. Canute did it. Canute came in the tub with extra Emily.
Couldn't do big-ass. Yeah, Vanilla Mace did it.
Manila. Maya Higa did it.
Maya!
Yeah, Maya did it. Yeah.
Yeah, Cutie Cinderella did it.
Do you feel better now?
What?
You feel better now that all these people did this show?
What?
Wait, yeah, yeah. Can you, Maya?
Who else? Who else?
I think we named them all.
Yes, and I realized them all.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
That's not my line-ups.
It's a fun show.
We're gonna have a good time.
What type of question is it?
Are you asking me shit?
I'm gonna interview you.
But it's gonna be awkward, intentionally.
It's supposed to be.
Y'all see, have y'all seen In Between Two Ferns?
Is that Gal Fanakis?
That shit's so funny, man.
You know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not this, it's a completely different show,
but like, it's kind of, that's what I was inspired by.
The vibe, yeah.
Awkward elevator music playing.
That was a funny shit, yeah.
Oh, yeah, no, it's called In The Tub.
I think, wait, who's got control of my stream right now?
Because I want them to I want them to cut it and then restart it before we go we before we go
You guys you know what I mean? I'll cut it like for two seconds and then we'll restart
It's a me. Oh, they all have control over the string. It's a meat
Okay, so how much time how much time do we need how much time we're gonna take the transition?
Because however long could we probably take this off because out of context
Yeah, whatever your whatever your mods or whatever says ready. Yeah, so
Yeah, everything's also a raw well, I'm gonna try what you
That's another do you engage for me don't be like this. Oh, I do this. Yeah, we haven't did that before hey skoo-ditch
Hey, you said to do a short straight.
No, I said him second.
OK, are we ready to go?
Yeah, I'm just going to log in.
Oh, I need to log in?
No, you're already logged in.
You can change the key from the TVU.
Oh, so we'll have to go offline.
I mean, I can just go in and I can just change the book.
No, no, I totally can go offline online real quick,
go offline, and then we'll go online again.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Can you change my title, you have that?
Yeah.
Can you change my title if I'm in the tub with your age?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, yeah, might as well right now.
And then, chat, give us like, what?
Like five minutes of the intro screen.
Scootish, why don't you turn it up?
So chat, we're gonna do an episode of In the Tub.
We've got the production team here.
I'm gonna take this off.
Yep.
And those of you who are there.
Chat, we're gonna interview.
Yeah, I'm gonna get, it's my interview.
It's called In the Tub.
When you see us, we're both gonna be shirtless in the tub,
but it's not gay.
It's not gay.
Not gay at all.
It's not gay.
And when I was with Maya and Ray and Pocky,
it wasn't straight.
It wasn't sexual.
It wasn't.
Oh, it's not a sexual show.
You feel me?
It's not a sexual show.
You could be in a relationship and be in a show.
Exactly, exactly.
It's not a sexual show at all.
No sex in the show.
You can cut mine off.
And then, wait, skutish.
Chat, let's cut.
Why have we only been in tubs with dudes?
Before you?
Yeah.
Well, I had some message in there,
one of my message was, caretakers, caretakers.
He was in my tub, you feel me?
Anytime before that me and my homeboy,
we did the Ice Bucket Challenge shit.
Oh, I mean that shit, that's good.
Got a line up.
You've never done anything gay in a tub?
No, never.
Never.
And it was never gay.
It was never gay.
So why the fuck would it be gay?
No, we're gonna have a good time.
And then wait, tell them what we're doing tomorrow.
Oh my God, yo, chat.
Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
tomorrow is a packed day.
You took me inside where you grew up.
Yeah, inside my world.
Inside your world.
I'm gonna take him inside of my world
and we are going to drag brunch, okay?
I'm taking him to probably the gayest thing
he has ever seen in his entire life.
We are going to drag brunch.
I don't even know what's expected.
He has never, ever been to drag brunch.
What to expect you guys I want to say something this community has been so welcoming and so supportive. I
Anticipate you guys will be
I have some advice you all tomorrow. I don't want to see anybody in the chat going. Oh hell no
I don't want to see any of that. I don't want to see any that I want to see love
I want to see support because these people are artists and their performers and they're great at what they do and we're gonna have a
Yeah, it's a performance. All you got to do is sit down
We got to get one dollar bills because we're gonna tip the Queens. Okay. Okay. We're gonna get a lot of it
We're gonna we're gonna tip the Queens when I tip them as much money as we possibly can. It's like a strict law
Kind of like a strict law. We're gonna get they're gonna come around and you're just gonna hold your muscle
They're not good. Yeah, you just hold them up and then you give them the you give them the money
That's right, right. We've gotten permission. So it's gonna be a lot of fun
We're gonna we're gonna start the stream. You're probably gonna start cuz you're gonna meet me down there
And we're going to start in a party bus so we're going to start in a party bus
And we got some special guests coming on the stream tomorrow some special guests that you you probably know
I don't know
You will know you will know them you may you may have known already, but we got some special guests. It's going to start
All of us are going to be live so all of us are going to be live
And it's going to start at probably I think it's going to start around like noon to one eastern
That's really early. Holy fuck. Yeah, but that's the only time brunch happened. We have a full day tomorrow
So we're gonna go from that. Okay. We're gonna go from that
it's a
Superbowl watch party set and then
See, huh? See, huh?
All right now. I got money on that shit how much okay, so I bet hear me out. Okay, I
Bet 500 and see also gonna win. Okay, and then I bet
5,000 that they will say the word 500 that they ran in and 5 grand on what they're gonna
that they'll say the phrase what was it like too short not good not no good no good
that's easy you think so yeah no good but what if they the extra point is no good
but what if they never what if they just don't miss the field goal well it's gotta
It's gotta be on a penalty.
All right, this is what you would say you'd say.
The announcer would say no.
All right, yeah, they'd flag, extra point.
Boom, kick the extra point, flag on the play.
Announcer comes on, oh, we gotta say no to it.
No to it, fuck.
Okay, this is what happens, this is what happens.
All right, you gotta kick the field goal, right?
It's a illegal shift, right?
Illegal shift, right, so the rep comes out.
Illegal shift, offense, number 83.
That penalty is declined.
The result of the play, the kick is no good, right?
He's not holding on a kick.
He's got to be holding on a bad kick.
Or, or, or, or, here, I got this, two point conversion.
Two point conversion, right?
Flag on the play, holding, offense, number 32.
That penalty's declined, the two-point try is no good.
Oh!
When you see, when you see a two-point try.
Wait, wait, the announcer has to say it.
Yeah, the announcer has to say, wait, wait, I mean,
the ref, wait, does the, oh, the announcer has to say it?
Oh!
That's a higher chance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's no good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that can happen off the bat.
No good!
anything. Just no good. No good. I got $5,000. Okay. Is that interesting? Yes, very interesting.
That's gonna make it fun to watch because we're watching together and then we got and should
I tell them the last thing that we're gonna do together because it's, is it telling already?
No. I've tweeted it out but like they don't know that. You should tell them. Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a huge, huge, huge
My statement of 10 gift is
Huge aviation enthusiast
I like to fly planes, yeah
I have rented a 747, okay?
That's a double decker, all right?
And you and I are gonna fly it together
We're gonna fly a fucking plane
Yeah, 747, there's two stories, okay?
It's called, it's a show that I like to call flight
So you and I are gonna get after the Super Bowl,
no matter how drunk we are,
we're gonna get in our pilot uniforms.
So you're not gonna fly a fucking plane
or a fucking truck, Austin?
Well, we're not gonna tell them we're drunk, right?
They don't know that.
We're kidding, we're kidding, right?
So we're gonna do that.
And then we are going to,
yeah, we're gonna fly a 747,
you were flown a 747?
No, I never flew a fucking airplane all three.
Pull up a 747 cockpit right now.
My cousin does want to be a pilot, though.
747 cockpit, go up images.
Go to images.
Yeah.
Look at that one, yeah, go to images.
Go look at this one, how about this?
And make it big.
What?
Fuck.
How you do that?
A buck.
I
That's not a 747
Yeah, that's a 737 here. Let me see. Let me show you this one right here. I don't know what the fuck wait, which one did you have it on?
Yeah, this this is a 747 right here, okay, how do you this cockpit is look this is what we're gonna fly
look at this. You can just look at what the car is. Yeah, I'll tell you what this is. Look,
look, Yokes primary flight display. This is your flight director. This is your autopilot panel
that's speed heading. What the fuck is all this shit at the top? Oh, your lights like the headlights.
Yeah, these are lights right here. I can't hear you. You want me to show you the overhead
panel yeah okay I'll show you
here we go yeah yeah look at this here we go
all right see look at this oh shit I fucked it up where is this how do I
I'll go back to here.
Oh wait, no I'll go back to here.
Wait, no I'll go back over there.
Open there again for you to make a spot.
No, no I'll go back over there.
Shit.
Open New Town, open New Town.
Open New Town.
Open Golden New Town right here.
New Town. There you go.
Right there, the dots.
I keep my fingers on it.
Zoom.
I can't see it.
What the fuck I said anyway fuel pumps lights down here. These are your engine start switches are right here
This is for engine fire right here
Yeah, we're flying the damn thing tomorrow and chat. It's not Microsoft flight simulator either
Okay, I'm not even fucking with you. This is the real fucking deal. Okay
We're sitting in a cockpit like physical cockpit when we sit down it'll look exactly like the exactly like this
Okay, it'll look exactly like that. I promise you you may be saying cap, but you'll see tomorrow
You will see tomorrow. What's no? It's a fully functioning cockpit. Just like that the cabin
They're gonna put me on fucking PlayStation video game
Yeah, you should be flying we'll be flying in there. Yeah, we'll be flying in the air. Do you know if you like to fly?
Are you a pilot? Yes, sir
Where are you from where you used to fly for is he a pilot?
Nothing is sugar that no
Nothing is sugar that no all right fine. You know what fuck it. It's a 30 million dollar flight simulator
There's a 30 million dollar flights in here full motion everything full motion like everything
Oh one of those real shit is real. It's my cousin. My cousin's dad. I wanted to pilot it
He has he has to fly though. Yeah, it's yeah, because he can't fly it's huge
It's yeah, no 30 million bucks. These things are there. They're certified by the FAA, but like, you know, you can crash it though, right?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, and you're gonna show us how yeah, no, we can't wait, but I got to do coal pile of shit
Yeah, you cannot crash it. We cannot crash it. It's very
Well, you're gonna learn you're gonna learn tomorrow. Well, is the coal pile actually important though? Yes, very important
You have a very important role model like we're gonna be in a whole thing like he's yes
It's gonna be shaking you're each one about like the front will look the same. No, it's all gonna look like that
It's gonna be a screen. Yes, everything digital display. We need a headset or is it we it's everything that a plane has it has oxygen
Massive no do we need to have like a head like that like that like beyond it's a no
It's all digital displays around you. You will feel like you're in a plane everything just like this
Like you'll look out the window and it'll look like you're in a gate. It's like that
Exactly this game was that's a full plane was last time I flew, but well, I've never flown this plane before
I've never flown the 747. I've only flown the 737.
Well, it's different.
Christon and I did it, and he crashed, but like, it's fine.
That's because he wants it.
What's different? Like a few bucks?
That man sees a tower and he wants to fly into it. You know what I mean?
It's his favorite thing.
Now watch this drop.
No, that angle, I don't think it was a comedian.
Now watch this drop.
I think it was crazy for that.
Listen, Chad, look.
All right, yeah, so we are just tomorrow, man.
That's tomorrow.
We've got a pack day.
We've got drag brunch, Super Bowl,
and flying a fucking commercial plane.
We're going to be streaming until, like, one o'clock
in the morning.
Austin live piece.
Nigga, you know, you're leaving because I'm sending
you there anyway.
It's a piece like I'm out of here.
The fuck are you talking about?
Oh, shit.
So, yeah, so we are, we're gonna be doing that.
It's gonna be awesome.
And I've never flown the 747 before.
That doesn't make you feel better, Gage.
I'm saying that shit.
So this one has four engines.
Normally I'm used to flying with two.
What is this?
What the fuck?
What is this?
My son sabotages the flight.
Look at this.
This is not really like.
My son!
Oh, shit!
Wait, what?
Oh!
What the fuck?
Oh, I can't believe I'm showing my back up.
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, what a thing!
On a flight, on a flight!
Yeah, that's on time.
You're gonna let me fly?
That's the seventh, yeah, of course.
That's the 737.
So basically, oh, that's scary.
So basically what he did, okay,
so let me show you what happened.
I agree.
This is when I was a beginner,
This was like three years ago.
So let me tell you what he did.
So when you're flying in a plane,
you got a twin engine plane, you got two jets, right?
What happens when one of the jets stop
and you're going full throttle, right?
Don't fucking tell.
Yeah, you're gonna roll, right?
Because the power's coming from here, right?
So you're gonna roll.
You know you got that little tail on the back,
the rudder, right?
You have to correct that.
You gotta hit the rudder all the way down
to pump, crack, and then correct it
and the plane will stay straight.
But I didn't know that at the time.
And so we just crash.
Holy.
Yeah, that's the way to pay attention to those things.
The streamer, the streamer, the streamer,
the simulator is violent.
So you have to be seat belted in.
You have to be like, yeah, we can simulate turbulence
that's like real, like the most maximum turbulence
you've ever experienced in the air, and it fucks you up.
You gotta be like, you can't even like move your hand
because you're in like a big ass.
Oh man, you gotta be locked in with that camera like this.
I'm crashing that motherfucker.
I fucking
When I did the
Do you have any do you have any long ethernet cords? Yes, okay, we're fixing that was the is the internet
So the thing is
You're talking about the turbulence.
Oh yeah, the turbulence gets insane.
You have to wear a seatbelt.
Oh, when I am, so when you stop on a plane,
you know the plane has pedals.
That's not what you do for like,
it's not like gas and brake, right?
It's just, it's for the rudder.
But the brakes are on the pedals,
so you gotta press the brake with your toes.
Like when pilots land,
usually you use something called auto brakes,
and the brakes just come out automatically.
But like they'll be like pushing down with their toes.
And I hit the toe brakes
in the fucking camera man on a fucking floor.
Holy fuck.
Cause we landed and I hit the toe breaks too hard
on the fucking way I'm the W Cliptoe.
Yeah, yeah, he fucked up.
No, but when he flew forward, he disconnected the feed.
GG.
He goes in the fucking hang of a fucking action.
Yeah.
And he had a fucking action.
Yeah, no action whatsoever.
Did he not test it before him?
We didn't.
You didn't, it was fine.
Yeah, it was just a slight drop,
but I'm sure you guys can see that it's here now.
No.
It's just...
Okay, gotcha.
We're just fixing some names up, chat,
we're gonna switch over. Oh yeah, are they wirelessly on? Yeah. With a TDU? No, it is with a laptop.
Who makes the whole line? Oh, she's like, oh, oh, shit. There's just a crackdown, but it's also got a string. Yeah, that's fine.
But, I mean, this wire is here, and I could just, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. And my
I can take my wire out of here. Yeah, we could put it in there. That can be fine. Well, I called it!
I called it!
How is it? What? Is it dropping? Yeah.
Oh, like how bad? Ah, bad.
Very bad? Yeah. Alright.
Do you know how to record with the laptop or with the...
We do it with the...
Or we can give this Ethernet cord in here.
Excuse me? I'm sorry?
We can give this Ethernet in cord.
Yeah, what I'm saying is when I end and rape him. Yeah
Okay, so oh, oh he's got one already you think that's such a preventive
Okay, do you have a port for it right there?
All right, cool. So it's a fucking cop. Oh good. He's so calm
I'm like a tangy right there. I need to put a I need to start using comp like
No, Rob. Yes. Don't like it. No. Yes. It's a cop. This is a cop
Yes, that shit is calm.
But see, I...
No, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Okay, all right.
That shit calm.
That's my car, my shit calm.
That's what you need.
That's the thing, I'm saying to pee, my shit calm.
That shit calm.
But I can say pee without making your lips touch.
That shit calm.
But I like- I- that shit come.
That shit come.
I don't like you come.
I can't really like this- that shit come.
That shit come.
You see the teens t- in shit too?
That shit come.
I can't a little less than you talk.
I'm trying to pronounce every litter.
That shit come.
I
Know
No, that's it come that's it come
Come on
Just be bluffing on your behalf you like yeah, yeah, no when he knows he's gonna be there
If that show starts right not not like at the time, but like it starts really close to that time, okay
He was just been making promises
All right, so well let's yeah, just give them one there. Let's oh, that's what if I'm gonna be there
This doesn't map out. It's about our timing. Okay, that's what I'm gonna have to go to bed to get a good eight hours
and
Three hours ago
No, if you want to get eight hours of sleep, can you just do it? Can you just go to sleep?
Yeah, if you went to bed at 2 a.m. Which is like really it's like that's like seven o'clock for you
That's really you know, I still be shooting at 2 a.m. I know I mean I've been shooting my foe
I'm flipping your sleep schedule.
No, no, no, I'll go right back to that day, don't worry about it, I'll get back to it.
We're gonna fuck it up the next day.
Well, because Chad, we're gonna be live for 12 hours tomorrow, like, total, okay?
12 hours.
Wait, wait, what's our zoom goal?
Like, 6.30.
6.30.
So we're gonna have to do something in between, because we're gonna have to run
some goal like a couple hours, so we'll have like a two-hour, like, weird, like
spot.
What's a filler episode that I want in between game?
Yeah, because we'll have like a couple hours.
We'll have to get to where we're watching the Super Bowl.
Oh, and to find a spot to watch the Super Bowl.
Hey!
Have you found a spot to watch the Super Bowl?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
He has a nice knee.
No, he has a nice knee.
He has a nice knee.
Chad, was that a comedy?
Yeah.
Why is he scripted?
Yeah, everybody, I was like, nerf.
Everybody was saying that it was an aimed script
every time.
every time there was something.
Where does?
Jay Paul's a kiss.
What?
Jay Paul's a kiss.
Oh.
What?
So, all right, well, we're ready to rock.
We're ready to rock in there.
We're ready to rock.
We're ready to get in the tub.
We're in the tub, not gay at all.
Not gay at all.
It's my show called, In the Tub.
I will have my shirt off, and I'll be in a swim truck.
Wait, can you look at my suitcase in the back of the truck?
Yeah, which one?
The big one.
Bring them all in, just in case.
I need something from something.
Well, there's seven suitcases.
No, I don't have seven suitcases.
He's making a big deal.
Five out of six of them, Rob, please.
Thank you.
I was traveling for a week, and I
got packed with a lot of stuff.
Shut the fuck up and get naked.
All right.
See, you said he taught me.
I'll light an ass shit.
Damn.
That's crazy.
I need to start respecting me. Yo yo yo check. Stop start respecting me if I do somebody fucking tight
What y'all gonna start with huh? You're gonna get what you're gonna get tight. Let me get tight before I get tight. What does that mean?
Like like you put in your mind man like tight
That big interpretive
Well, they take the odds on me.
They say, other things great.
We're going to have a great time in the tub.
A fantastic time.
I just think it made me want a nose.
That is disgusting.
What is that?
Yo, yo, big mute.
BHG mute.
We about got to time you out, gang.
I think I'm going to put a nose in my shit.
All right.
Ready, ready?
Give me, did Rob go get my, yeah, we're ready.
Chad, there's going to be like an intro screen for,
like, maybe five to 10 minutes.
Mostly most likely five minutes. I just need to get my swim charge
Austin you need to follow me on Instagram by the way
I didn't let that slide. Huh? You didn't follow me on Instagram. You don't follow me on Instagram
I'm gonna put that first interview question on the top. No, is it cuz I'm too gay?
Yeah, I follow bad gay people
Wait do I just not do it? No, I know you follow me. Oh, it's gonna probably not verify
You just you were like this guy's too good the first photo was me shirtless. You're like, I can't do that
Oh, I don't even know yet. Shortening photo of my
Wait Austin show yeah, Austin
Austin a US TI and yes, I said
Just like that
A US TIN SHOW
Yeah, that's it one more time. Show them a time a US TIN SHOW. There's nothing after that. Okay check
No double-check one time. Yeah. Does the raid look good like slash raid. Yeah slash raid a US TIN SHOW
So we're good
Let's go.
Yeah.
Check.
All right.
Join that motherfucker Ray, gang.
We'll see y'all over there.
We're gonna see y'all on the other side.
We're gonna see y'all on the flip, bro.
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
There you go.
We'll see y'all on the flip.
You saw y'all.
Love y'all niggas.
All right.
Love y'all.
Click that shit check.
I'm on her.
Thank you.