you
Please don't die bro. Wait, what do you mean don't die? What's happening?
Wait
Dama
Listen to my one more thing. Let me check. We see the ubers here
What is over scamming me bro, they doing this shit when they just sit there make you cancel game
What the fuck was that, hold on, that's a good music plan, but we gotta pause it, what the fuck was that?
Maybe I deserve to get scanned.
I feel like you deserve to get scanned because I was watching on that tonight.
That's right, I was watching you sit in a tub with another grown man and literally duck the question.
You know what question I'm talking about.
What question I've done?
You know what question you've done.
What question I've done?
Should any pie get erased and you've done it?
You're in a fucking tone with a grown man who's been eye-to-eye
and he asked you a serious question and you dodged it.
You evaded it and I didn't like it.
And I felt some type of way.
So you deserve a good scam.
And then have the gall, the audacity, to say something like, he doesn't get paid anyway.
With my reputation on the line or not, now people think that we're doing this shit for free.
Like I was doing it for A&P, so I'm just not making money. I haven't been making money for six years.
and slay them away, created, created, with nothing to show for it.
Well, tonight that changes because I got my credit card.
What the fuck?
And I put $10,000 on Seahawks to win.
Well, no, no, I already put $5 on it.
I put $5 on it yesterday.
You're good.
You don't need to put $10,000 in there.
Too late.
I already did it.
And it's actually crazy how much it just goes through like it went through very easy.
Yeah, it's what happened when you got a fucking black car.
They trust you.
Yeah, I thought they were gonna call me like scam or fraud.
They didn't call, they just said approved.
I could put $5,000 in the Nazi saying, no good, $500.
you
You
Fucking airbags and shit and fucking airbags on all right, so look chat
Look listen
Don't have the drag brunch we drag brushing today. Okay drag brunch. I ain't gonna lie
I'm excited for some chicken and walk. They got they got food at the drag brunch, right? They got food at the drag brunch
They got they got food at the drag brunch, right?
You look like the dad and that's the father I'm a fucking father. I got fucking nine kids here. I'm not fucking dogs
I
Magic onto a brunch just a drink. Yeah, that'd be great. Now. They gotta have some food there, right? I'll be hanging on this fit
In my fucking tree, I
Okay
Man puts the fucking tins on now. That's too that's too predictable
Say please
Immediately me immediately me look how I'm walking around you. You're not standing up look how I'm walking around you flowing up
Bro, you ain't doing shit. I'm really having all my energy all my order master
Look at it. It's all over you
The drip all up. It's all over
You're fucking you wet
You're dripping you're drippy I get your drippy you're drippy god damn it. Yeah, I'm wet. I'm so wet
Is wrong with this guy
They're gonna run at this time
No, because like this time you mean by this time it's gonna be time
This is gonna be a time of the day that they got to run so they go run that motherfucker
They don't want them fucking boy. They ain't gonna throw this shit. They're gonna run that motherfucker. They don't
I hope for your sake
is if they don't, I'm gonna run for you.
Get ready, bro.
You're late for a very important date.
Coltec!
Yo, yo, I wanna crash out, okay?
I
Called two new cars
Yo, I'm actually a crash hour daily Colton scream
So Chad the plan is we got a link them then we got a
Get on a party bus
but like
Get a designated driver
Yo, I hate like
What are you saying what I gotta do in I
Just try to send it to climb my shit. So I need somebody to go in there and just wait game. Would you like to?
Turn it like a weight too.
Alright, let's switch over.
Swap.
Check.
Okay, I'm actually very confused, Chad.
I got two overs called and the time isn't getting any lower.
Like, no, I'm calling this again.
I'm calling.
I'm about to get tired.
What the fuck?
No, he's trying to scamp.
Hello?
Hey, I called you. Yeah, I ordered this over 20 minutes ago and it's still saying you're staying in the same area
Are you are you on the way?
Oh, there's an accident
Okay, thank you
All right, thank you
Actually, I actually make sense
Because it doesn't look like he's trying to and he has to go around and make it it. I feel bad now
He's so cab actually don't think he's cabin because there's another Uber there's another driver the same air
There's an accident right outside my neighborhood game
What the fuck?
There's actually he's right outside the neighborhood. He can't get in
Yo, I'm alive.
We need to plan B.
Greg, we need to plan B.
We need to plan B.
I just, I just want to drive B.
Because these niggas are not making it to the neighborhood, gang.
They're right outside the neighborhood.
Okay.
Come on.
Um...
Yeah!
My name is your rage in our war!
I'm fat and your name is your rage in our war!
My fat and your name is your rage in our war!
Yeah!
My name is your rage in our war!
Yeah!
My name is your rage in our war!
Stay here, just stare at your rage in the honor real quick.
I
Gotta make a detour
How busy are you
You guys
I got a hot truck, I got a hot truck, I got a hot truck.
What?
What you got?
We want a slide in there, man.
What the fuck was that?
Easy game.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna be stressed out.
I'm canceling these cars, getting it.
Actually, the brock can't drive you blind.
Let me get the door.
Come on, though.
Three holes inside the flat tray.
My every will be.
Gigi, bro.
Gigi.
GG chat
Actually, I never let I've never like been in a color great driving. I
Never been in a whip with great driving games never happened
Ever like I don't let that nigga drive ever
I'm canceling oh he can't sit on me. Yeah
It's fucking great. It's just fucking great
Cancel skip. Oh you will be charged a percentage. Yo cancel. I got her
He highest fuck creep so or if we create you have
I fucking face
My excellent job great that's a long job
Is it close over
Check.
Oh yeah, I'll go to a drag brunch.
What are you looking at, face?
Why you got me driving you to a...
There's nothing wrong with a drag brunch.
It's not, but it's like, why can't...
Like, you driving me like I can't come, like, damn.
Yeah.
Only members only.
What the fuck?
What you got to do to be a member?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my God, Jordan!
Oh my god, Jordan's fucking in front of me.
Oh my god.
You getting out of this, bro?
You think you didn't get it out of this?
Chet?
I got this one.
Let's go, bro.
GG, bro.
I'm not sure it's...
You guys can tell me where?
The reason why you don't know more.
Okay.
Chad, fuck.
Chad, is he whipping it?
Whipping the hell off.
You don't play GTA?
Fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck?
New car GT ain't trying to crash that one stop playing with me, bro. Like we don't do this. I'm be extra careful with this one
Like you think you could have one already, but
You just hit my bushes their bushes. That's that's cushion
Why yo
Hi, hi, okay
You're in a hurry, man.
You're in a hurry.
I would send you to Addy, gay.
But nah, put that shit up here.
Ain't a lot.
I ain't trying to look down at my phone.
So let me put that shit up here.
Like, on this side.
I mean, man, plug your fucking phone into car plate, dumbass.
Okay, listen.
I'mma type the address in.
You feel me?
I'mma boom.
Fit check you feel me where the airmax with the brown right there and that 85 on this year
I was against it. I don't even make wear it. I only like a specific amount of airmax design. Okay, it's specific amount
Okay, what's my favorite shoe? What's my favorite?
Shoot a wear
What's my favorite shoe that you just wear to swag?
garage sales garage sale in the neighborhood
8th 1 August 1st, what the fuck?
Adidas.
What's that?
Bro, I can't talk seriously about nothing, bro.
Ahh!
Ahhh!
Ahh!
This is the first raw game.
Bro, that is...
Alright, go.
Here.
I'm ready to do this again.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
But what the hell do you mean by that?
Do what again? I'm confused.
Wait, do what again?
You tell me I live Miami?
Or are you trying to do like a night shift?
Tell them to me.
You no nigger?
Y'all gonna realize I don't know shit about shit. I don't think serious here. I think he's actually think about like a fucking content
And it's currently writing
Then it's acting already holy shit these things actually brand-aid I feel like what it feels like
Answers to shit if you could ask like a Shinigami was this real was this real was going on here
Y'all see how wrong y'all are in every situation?
How fucking retarded? How stupid?
I wonder if y'all actually feel stupid
or y'all have a coke for it somehow.
I feel like y'all have somehow make up a coke.
But turn that AC up, Greg. Fuck.
I got a jean jacket on, nigga.
Want me to order
a Nebroni for us?
Cere, thank you for putting me on Nagarone, it changed my fucking life.
I know you love the Nagarone.
That's the favorite shit to eat, right, Nagarone?
What about you, you call me that, Nagarone?
It's, yeah, it's pretty good.
What's pretty good?
Uh, the thing that you, the fit the-
Nagarone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What'd you say?
I, it's just, it doesn't come up, you know, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's
You know, I struggle with words, you know, I just, I can't say it.
Oh, you don't fuck with certain things in that word, you don't fuck with it.
No, no, no, no, it's, there's nothing about the word, it's just, it just like makes me stutter and I just, it's really embarrassing.
Nicaroni makes you stutter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interesting. Does it make Sears stutter?
Ah, he just built that from him, I don't know what to tell you.
You know, he named that liquor?
He named that drink, Nicaroni.
That's his drink.
oh shit that's his shit what do you mean I got to get gas I don't want to be
L-M-S
you're lying
oh yeah we're gonna get it eventually but I feel like
I feel like we're gonna see
You're fine.
Doesn't that make me line?
But yeah, I feel like we make it after you drop us off.
Excuse me, drop us off.
You go get a gas.
All right.
No need.
Cory's script.
Gregoroni.
Nice.
That shit tastes good as fuck.
Yeah.
That shit tastes like fucking brava, nigga.
Fuck.
What are you talking about?
You don't smoke Gregoroni.
You eat it.
eat it till that fucking tobacco nigga I don't know what tobacco taste like you
licking tobacco that's great
Gregoroni kind of gay yo yo we need some we need some homies pulling up to this
fucking Super Bowl watch party gang who y'all got a whole South Florida pull out
to the watch party
Rage you nasty any good goons recommendations Greg talk to them
Yes, Rex
Corner jade, huh? What'd you say? You heard it?
What'd you say, huh?
You see son of jade, that's what it came
You said the Navy said start with a K
What?
Huh, Kona Jade who you talking about?
Okay, there's no way you still bro used to talk about this bitch years ago game. No, it's new. That's new
Oh, is that what I seen on the ship?
What oh?
My god, you're like
Twins
I was going in the same room
Do y'all feel like the spiritual connection when you go?
No.
Do you think the remnants of your goons, like, or like, they became homies under the bed or some shit?
Maybe in the bed.
Seems like all of these things.
Oh no.
I'm thinking about that shit.
Are you picturing?
Do you think your goon got out of his goon and overpowered his goon?
Or maybe it tried to overpower but his goon was stronger and it took over your goon?
And your gold doesn't even exist in the room because it's good and so powerful just killing all your golden chemicals
Cells
It's great, it's great. I actually love it. I
Got I popped on Patriot. I should have been asleep on a picture on three and last night just to watch episode
I'm free right now.
Get your ass over here.
That show's compass falling.
Yo, she's so, she's so, she's so good, bro.
Two-fock, man.
Still on the side.
Me more like Hamel.
Aim is two geeks about today.
Why don't you just type technically,
if two goons combine,
yo, two danes combine,
And we get a baby of half Greg and a half Colt of about the act of sex.
What in the world that look like in my hearing right now?
What would that look like?
I hate that because I was just watching Nick and this woman.
I think I was not watching this.
Why aren't you a hater type to my chat?
I'm only here for Greg.
You are here at every stream.
You type in the community every day.
Like, like, yo, why is a hater?
What is your purpose?
If there were to be someone to kill me in a car be you so let me put this fucking seat
on no offense no offense though.
Man, it feels as if...
Uh, can you turn that like, AC power probably down one?
Or two?
Yeah.
That's your phone in the back of my sh- oh that's this.
Hey, why did I hate you two?
Yeah, why'd you hate her? Fuck you.
Fake hate.
I hate Abe.
Oh, he said I hate Abe.
I'm only here for great Greg
Yo, this nigga typed in offline
Can we everybody can we raid aided Ross offline they active right now
In my offline chat you just type it actually
at 3 a.m
344 a.m.. Yo, why are you here to gotta go gay?
What are you doing this nigga?
Do you think we'll ever run into him in the wilds?
Nah, he'll never sell all things.
I think you'll be another Devajay, a great updates variant.
Fuckin' freak.
I'm a lot, Greg whipping that hole, but we arrived in there 15 minutes late or 30, but
it's okay.
No, they're dropping it actually way longer than I thought it was going to be, but it's
actually slow because the traffic is opening up.
You see any express lanes you can take it.
I like the place
I don't even know how to use those bruh
I just make it do out the mud
He ain't gave me a hug
I had a little thing to get out of the mud with
but he's not on my
You ever play in that club?
Yeah, I played in that club
We played in that club game
$1,000 custom paint
I sure did
I still remember
Have you ever been to a drag front script?
Oh, we got some urge.
Ah, shit.
Wait, are we?
No, some urge came for us.
Oh.
Wait, have you ever been to the track box, Greg?
No.
Why not?
I didn't know they existed.
Oh, oh.
What are you, Colton?
No, it's a, uh...
Why not?
It's not really something that I'm...
Oh
You don't like brunch
Oh love brudge
Well, have you never tried that much?
Oh, so the night the night people could have people you would talk to anybody at track brudge
Who say you can't talk to me about that much
What'd you say?
I said, this is distraction, man.
Oh, you'll get horny.
No, no, no.
I don't find you how I tell you to get you horny, Coco.
I don't believe that you did not say that either.
Too shabby, too shabby.
I was throwing words in my mouth.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's what you're talking about.
I don't know the words, man.
It was a question, man, Jesus.
You're gone.
Hey, hold on, okay.
Let me be the one to give your parents fucks.
Okay, so,
Yo this thing is actually
This is out of form right?
DJ, ain't no got no my force on that thing
You know what I'm saying?
DJ
They got all the force on that hook
Oh wait! This shit do bluetooth though
This shit is connected to my bluetooth so
Can I do bluetooth and carplay at the same time?
It's 2026
Uh, lip gang
Does it have your bluetooth?
Oh shit it has this on bluetooth
Oh it's on it, it's on it right there
Yeah, sir of course
Oh shit
What you want to listen to, Jay?
They will slaughter my shit, connect the issue
All over my car and shit
For all this nigga
yo I still got names of that I gotta do it I can see the fucking I got a you know
I still got names on that shit I gotta get out my blue tooth game
What is that?
Why does that guy have so many phones?
Don't ask.
Hey dude, this is what he gets his.
Can that bitch up a little bit?
Can I pitch up a little bit?
I forgot about getting some.
We'll remember this one.
This is something live.
I'm actually hella excited for the Super Bowl 2 game.
We're not watching that at the crib.
Wait, Greg.
You might as well stay in Miami for the day.
Man, I would have not. Miami, you know I'm dead?
Or...
If Mark comes to the crib, you can slide him apart.
Right at the brunch
Right now go to the brunch, but they're not letting this before in that bitch
You know Sam be like no I
Can smell the whole before me a real I'm playing
Yo chap I'm gonna be honest I'm faking it right now
But I remember up this early game, I've been knocked out this early game, I've died.
I'm so sleepy right now.
But low keto, are we keeping the beat?
Man, let's say this is an off day.
And you wake up early.
Your days are way better when you start an earlier game.
And you got the whole day ahead of you and shit.
It's just way more calm, like, bruh.
Yeah, but, yeah, you're a crackhead, though.
You're the heathest I've been saying.
I'm good on three, honestly.
Yeah.
That's, yo, you're weird, bro, like.
Yeah, pretty much.
You're a weird gay.
I'm constantly arousing, like, I mean, you're a good ass.
Oh my god, the rebel would hate right now.
No, what are them? Wendy's?
Smartlin?
Y'all are getting drunk today?
Oh, yeah, yo, I didn't call you in front of the camera
I'm taking a shower
One of the first streams I did with you
On the sixth stream, was that it?
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, did you feel it a little bit?
You think one shot's gonna get through it?
Yeah, you are a big buddy.
We all get drunk after drag brunch.
Yo, mimosas?
Oh, my God.
Yo, chat.
You all understand.
I know y'all watching me through a screen, but you're experiencing the same shit as me,
okay?
So I need you to be a fucking loser.
And when you see me post some drink, you all post some drink in your room, and you're
you're drinking with me at the brunt you have a bunch with me go put some
they go waffles in the toaster put them out and you have a brunt with us game
and have your little homeboy come over to some drag and fucking tell me you
with us gang you experienced it with us
I'm fasting sorry oh yeah Ramadan soon trying to get your practice reps in
gang you're the only loser here I'm on the toilet and it's not coming out your
What's up, Hater?
Here we go, this is the problem.
Probably shouldn't be having TTS on from the phone right here today.
Why are you Hater?
It's $5.
You're lying.
You can switch.
App?
Uh, no, I don't have a browser.
Why do I have no connection now? What just happened?
My phone just shitting itself.
Why did all my bars go away?
Oh, it's back.
Come on, come on.
Oh!
Let me log in, I'm logged in.
Oh, Bernie logged in, okay.
It's cute.
Chat, let's see if I can get your TGF from Apple.
How's that possible to record?
Actually?
Here.
Oh, fuck.
Did that dashboard thing, like I had the website?
Like the desktop website.
You know what I'm talking about?
Try getting that open a new tab.
That's usually the method.
That's about the whole dashboard.
It's all cluttered because it's heavy.
Let me see real quick
Jack tries to get gts on the phone and if we do that be next level. I mean that's fucking level
I have some coffee and a little drink to spill for you, so I'd like to make you some tea.
What's this dude?
Alright.
Got you.
Texas dude?
Are you gay?
Who the fuck you feeling like?
You look like Kanye because I have a fucking hat on.
Oh.
I ain't gonna lie.
I never wear a hats chat.
My head ain't built for hats, but that's what happens when you subject yourself to that type of shit.
I don't wear hats because I don't put hats on my head.
If I put hats on my head, then technically I'm a hat wearer.
So, if I want to be a hat wearer, what are I just fucking wear hats?
I never wore hats because I never wore hats.
Not because hats couldn't go on my head, but because I didn't put them on my head
You wanna sign it?
But that has to quote
You're the thinkiest
Why are you going to a drag brunch? You know what Jane? Why not?
No, I'm from Austin. Oh, yeah, put Austin in the title
Drag brunch with Austin Super Bowl put with Austin
He wants so we took Austin
To the trenches yesterday in Broward to fucking trenches
So I took him to our world Greg, Florida, right?
And so Austin wants to take us to his world. He really enjoys drag brunches
So you gonna show me what a drag brunch is about
Like what fair is it? All right come over here. You're gonna do what I want to do. We'll go to fucking hood
It's fair and who the fuck don't like brunch
But it's a oh
Wait, what did I say? Oh!
Creed has a gun.
Corey took your chain.
Low key down for an empty chair segment. That's still lame shit. You got your favorite
Strip Revolt on right here sitting here talking to you. You talking about some chair segment.
Who the fuck is that about? Can the Jean Jackie guys shut up already?
Cree Tweed
Cree not sweet as shit, ain't chill out
Chill out, huh, man
Cher Tweedid bro, Chery fuck it sweet bro
Cree Tweedid, sit in the wrong
TOTA not in class.
Alright, check Twitter.
Another one on my fucking Twitter.
My channel, sweet bitch.
Fuck you.
That's crazy, 3 minutes of ads every 3 minutes.
Yo, someone at Josh?
2100 and tell him he has a prime.
He has a blue crown, that's his fucking name.
Fucking use it, you piece of shit.
He's not fucking complaining.
Are you done Tom?
He's a fucking prime.
Get out of here, he can't hear me right now.
Fucking tag him, I'll abuse him.
But last days, you look good today, doesn't that man?
You look better.
You don't raise change of camera, I'm only here for calling.
Do you want to tell them about the thing you want to talk to me about what's up?
Why don't you want to disclose that to the VA?
How on your off day, or your free day one day, you might want to, you know?
And you might need a camera man?
Oh, I'm not ready for that.
Okay, bet.
I'm not ready for that.
We're very down the line.
Not in line?
Yeah.
But there'll be a day.
I would say I need to get some things to set up first.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's going on a date. We need call and contact.
Colton BTS? No, no, no, no, BTS.
Colton BTS Vlogs? You can look at it on motion and do vlogs with BTS.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
There's no way it works.
Alright Chad, send a donation real quick for $2.50.
Let's see if it comes up.
But so what happens?
Let's say in a hypothetical where your phone was connected to Bluetooth and my phone in the TTS.
Would it go through the car?
Yeah.
Haha.
Are we there yet?
Do we look like we're there yet, bitch?
We're not even somewhere in this theater.
No, no, no.
You send us to 50s.
Chat, when I'm streaming and I'm in like a segment and I'm not reading chat,
what do y'all be doing in chat?
What do y'all be talking about?
Do y'all stop typing?
Or do y'all wait for me to enter out and we're talking?
I'm roasting you.
Roasting me about what?
What is it that roasts me on?
Pretend it's a YouTube video.
Do you think there's a homophobic? You didn't get around like a slight few homophobic people on here
They're gonna watch this stream because they fuck with me and go back to the homophobic shit right after
Like they think like a homophobic weekend off and they're like, all right, back to regular schedule programming. Holy fuck
LCP don't ask
With the fat ass 100 gifty gang
No, I hate washing you've been self for three years
LCP fucking demon
No, I don't
When people donate doesn't pop up on the screen
Oh, like if you pause it, it's like paused. Yeah, I don't know if it's paused. I
Generally don't know
That's me you crazy, bro
It could be paused
Someone pin landed
Donations. Donations. Who, who shit is that? Why did you say that, Luke? Who's that, that, that son of a fucking, that son of a...
Who shit is that?
It's Dr. Ubar, obviously, but who can use that?
That is Dr. Ubar boys. Oh, that's Bruce shit. That is Bruce shit.
Donations.
Don't kn- Aigolai, that's a comp.
Donalai.
Who else has a comp? Donalai.
Able.
hahah
Able with the calm.
That's sure.
Must not really have a lich.
hahahah
Able for you boys.
Who should I just drink?
Like somebody should just drink.
Oh yeah, I love black people, see.
I love black people.
Who's drink? I think somebody just has the drink.
Shut up, don't tell. I'm here. Shut up, don't tell.
Shut up, don't tell.
GIFTS!
MORE GIFTS!
GIFTS!
What's that?
Uh, U-Mart 2?
Then he goes,
Yo, me sings for him.
Oh, what?
I got his U-Mart chat.
Great.
I got his U-Mart chat.
Great.
I
Look at that Chad give us culture to take the camera boy
Give me my three dollars back. Oh, yeah, it's just not on it's not working
My fault y'all got scared
Lizzie bro the donations are off barely
Is it connected to
I forgot how KC-3 don't know sounds, must not really have a latch, must not really have
a latch.
Did you get shot in the nose?
PBM don't know her, was PBM shit again?
Was PBM shit again?
Oh my god, I'm meeting Christian today!
Oh my God!
Oh yeah, that's better.
I don't suffer ever, boy.
Do you think seer is actually there because one they've been telling my to surprise
I'm a human being because I'm honest with you at all times. I don't think seer is maybe
it's seer because they haven't been telling us special guys that he typed in my chat and
Remember he peaches here by chat yesterday. So I'm about to do a collab on Monday
That's my off day
And I'm thinking about it. You want to club on Monday? Let me start here
Let's say I wanted to do a virtual collab like this corn
I need to go and do my business chat, yes, off days, yes, I need to try to buy a minibar.
If I could clone myself, aw, why are days so short?
It's disgusting.
It's fucking disgusting.
Jack, if you were calling yourself, what would you do?
You're three out of no identity.
Are you dumb?
I have three days off and nothing.
Are you drunk? What are you saying?
Make the clone work. What the freak? I'll use a strap on him and fuck myself.
What?
That means you're a girl, right? Saying that.
Yeah, you are. Oh my god, why are you women are unhinged too?
I'll use a strap on him and fuck myself.
You know, whole rivals team, that'll be a team full of, ah.
You wake up so late, that's why you're doing it on a short no, Allison, because I still
go to bed until like 7am.
7am is my midnight.
You want to see what I'm saying?
So just because it's dark, don't mean I'm not awake, I'm awake.
I make you do my hair, not in a lie.
Bargy Ashtray.
Can you even do hair?
Hey, what's up, Chris Wurz?
Broke out the Ramadan schedule?
And that's why I do Ramadan, and that's why it's so easy for me to do Ramadan every year.
Damn, I already have a schedule.
Greg, you can braid my hair?
Uh-huh.
I can't even do my own shit.
Huh?
Cause I can't even do my own shit.
No, but you, you, you, do you pray here?
No.
Why?
I'm a nigga.
Huh?
I'm a nigga.
Cause you a what?
A nigga.
What that mean?
Niggas don't do that.
I, I, I, I, I put her here for me one time at LA.
Um, I forgot the name of it, but it was,
I thought it was like the name was I guess a neutral name like it was a human name and I went there
That sat in the chair
And it do start doing
They do
As long as I'm being quite frank not cuz you got the gay or anything because he's a guy but that shit was terrible
He did my shit so ass loose ad-brains, bro. She was ass
I
Create aura yeah, no no y'all always about fucking creed. I always think about fucking creed. How much you think about me for once?
Creed this creed that creed this creed that
What about your rage aura?
You know what it is?
I trolled someone.
I don't take this into that shit seriously.
I ain't on it, I ain't trying to look cool all the goddamn time, trying to farm Oroa.
I just get on this bitch and be goofy.
Cause I don't know the, what about life, I get to be goofy.
So I get to be goofy on the stream.
But I need that same blaze to get my dog, you got to get me now, okay?
I
Know
Say where you glazed my dog. I need you to glaze me. No chat
Like I tell you so Nimrod see it doesn't like like my brain be Honda Civic driving
You're not Creed, buddy.
Rage is jealous of Creed.
Creed stole your cane.
This nigga tried to spell chain with a K-H and he spelled Creed with a K.
You are not blood gang.
Got nothing for the suck.
Man, you're a retard. You're a retard. You're a producer.
They probably just like a fucking rapper.
Fuck out of her.
Don't know fucking swag.
I ain't gonna lie, chat.
I fucked with my chains overly.
a gang. I'm not childlike, I'm no rapper gang. Like, I fought with the chains, OD, but every
time you put fat ass chains on, it just turns to fit into a rapper looking ass fit. So I
gotta be socializing with that weird ass shit. Every streamer dreads like a fucking rapper
gang. Like, holy fuck. I don't know if I was fit in that fucking mode, like, holy, you put
the fucking chains on like that shit's so ass
This is the ass
I ain't talking about all rappers though like Yachty, that ain't the dress
Rocky, that ain't the dress
What other rappers could dress chat?
Bruh
Oh, oh where that swag, I was walking in fucking super-
I'm talking about a wing right now
I don't know what he dressed like right now, yeah, I genuinely, and I don't wanna know
And then it's 50 games.
Yeah, Google a little way in fifth right now, bro.
And see how that shit look.
That shit probably look crazy.
Oh, Charlie Contrast, yeah.
Who's he?
Who's got his own swag?
You're the only nigga I can see rockin' skirt
and I ain't gonna call him.
Well, I never call him anything regardless.
Yo, stop driving like a fucking old man.
Cut to the chains, grandpa.
You're getting hunked at.
That fucking Magga nigga just flipped you off.
Nigga to fuck it up for $1.50.
Oh, fuck it.
I'm fucking hunkin' around past you.
It's a traffic jam.
You know people get stressed out and shit.
This is my car or whatever.
It's not.
You gotta be careful.
You hear that's your current back now.
That's current, though.
All right, all right.
You put that fit on and say, yeah, they gonna like this one.
I'll put this shit on.
I'll say, yo, fuck man.
Bitches, look at this drag punch.
I'm talking.
Jogging.
Only guys over there, Cal.
There's gonna be fine shit.
They got five shit up on the table, too, right?
You think that'd be no shit, like, what are the effects of that fucking ass cold in here?
Dude, I have no idea.
whoa yo spy meter chill hey that's it a gay low percentage of fun shit
chat we in Miami you bounce the BBL lip filler bitch I mean
check out like those at the BBL light light light the overly BBL with the
duck lips
really like that shit
maybe I'll be happy all in a chokehold and you got me feeling what the face
look like that shit crazy
Yeah, we're almost there. We're right there.
I
Silly BBOs on the way. Yeah, you gonna get a PBO don't make sure I make sure they can't sell
Haha
There's not like huh did she work out for that shit or maybe she could genetically gifted
That's how you know you got some con
He can't say what the fuck going on
We've got an amazing voice go actually take up an annoying ass voice and that's why it's hard for a I to replicate it I
I
Got replicated all my home all home and you testing shit if my voice is the only what's the car shocks like it
Oh, you know, it'll come out normal
You are a
Is that a voice that's horrible?
Yeah. I think me and Seneca have bought them two voices.
Except for when I'm mad. I think when I'm mad my boys get a little con.
Is that as worse though? Yeah, it's as for sure worse.
Holy fuck. I'm actually waking up to that shit. Jesus Christ.
Joe.
I
Get up her D. Yeah, yo, oh my god, let's go back to the front. Speaking of that. There's a burner account
I don't know how
Yo, I don't this is sitting on a boner
I mean I don't know what
Hold on.
Bro, every time it's so from yesterday.
Keep disrespecting Senna and you'll regret it soon.
How you gonna choose to adapt over Senna for best collab with the last collab with Maya was also the cosplay
and you were having a hard time choosing between Adapt and Maya.
and Maya. At this point Senna should stop fucking with you if you're going to keep disrespecting
her like this to her spanish points. You stay distant with her. I don't know why she's
even friends with you. When you clearly hate her and don't even acknowledge her, acknowledge
the strengths you did with her, she should really cut you for being a dig. Not to mention
you didn't even read Senna's name in chat when you asked who we should, who we like
to see in Florida to spanish points. You should have ignored her name being rude as fuck with
Just admit you hate her.
Before that, like January 28th, you never say anything positive about her and she does even what she shouldn't.
You just have nothing but negative comments when it comes to her and you regret her one day.
January 27th, stop being a bitch towards Senna, like you hate her and you'd rather be with anyone else but her.
Wait, what? It's 2026 and you still on this hating Senate bit grow the fuck up the shit gonna backfire on you one day
You'll regret it. This is better her looks way, etc. It's wrong that others think it's okay
So just as better as well because you're doing it. It doesn't matter if you know her personally or not never be jokes on her ever
ever.
January 25th.
You need to quit this hating on sin a bit.
You have grown ass man hating her as a joke or whatever reason it is.
It's not fucking funny and it's not a good look.
Bro the fuck up.
Cause not adding her to your favorites list when you know she's the main one that be on
your ass about Dandy is crazy.
Grow the fuck up.
It's not that big of a deal dude.
Just add her to your favorites.
estimation points. So Senna isn't good at games? Why the fuck are you still always
disrespecting Senna saying she isn't good at anything and trying to replace her
with Dante? I'm seeing it. Dante is not in care. She doesn't just disrespect you
like this.
You need to apologize to Senna in parentheses on stream for yelling at her
But she ain't do nothing but try to get her friends together to do something again that she
Forgot a period she didn't deserve that
Please react to this on stream and it's a sin of sin of length
And it's Julia Kins might teach your age. It is sin of saying some shit above that stream rewards
says me pictures of sinna
Like I'm like
Like what more pictures of sinna
More pictures of Senna.
What is going on bro?
What do we do there bro?
So what do I say? What do I do there?
It's definitely Paris. Oh, no, no, no, I'm joking. That is not a semi-burner
Block maybe
Bro, the last time I blocked the pair of social motherfuckers
They said they devised a plan to kill me was sending me death threats
I was reading them on my kick stream and one of them was caught up in that hard F word and I
And I gave it the clip context before even saying the world I'm reading this as a message
Someone sent me as you can see they said the hard F so I'm gonna read it
And when I got to the effort I read it because I said I'm gonna read it because that's what someone sent to me
They clipped it then kick niggas clipped it and then there's just a clip of me see an F
I gave all the cut is in the world like chat reading this message. I'm reading this message. They'll send to me
I'm reading I'm reading I'm reading they're calling me this word they're calling me this word
I mean read to you what they said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I said it clip it
Man
Max stream LMAO wait Max is live at this time
He is live
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this setup?
Let's go, okay, now we've got such a cool car.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
What?
What is going on?
Why is he here?
Why is he, why, why is he,
why here on K-Song set up?
Free K, freedom.
Yeah.
What's happening?
K-Song homage.
Bro, that KK homage, yeah?
Where is he yet, bro?
Oh, you see, oh.
For a wide girls.
Wide girls.
Like, I did not got too much out of this on my Instagram story or not.
What they did is like one of them just texted me, dragbrunch is crazy, they're gonna touch
you.
What the f-
What does that mean?
I don't know.
What does that mean?
I mean they do but at normal.
Okay but here's the thing gang, okay we can't just expect them all to fucking have zero reaction.
No matter if I was a drag-brunch or a regular-brunch, if a human is touching me, I'm making a face, I'm making a reaction, gang!
So what if I do this? I get touched, I do this.
I don't do this. I do this.
I just look.
I just...
GG Cliffs. Just be normal, bro. A normal reaction to me. They say I'm at a place on stream and
there's girls there. Let's just say there's girls. And the girls are dancing and they're
touching me. I'm looking at the camera. I'm side-eyed at the camera. No matter what, I
I really think about that.
Is that not facts?
Yes.
Nigga, how scream you better than me?
Why didn't he say he screamed?
Bears, you did that in the club too?
Yes, bro.
Five children trying to get in the same child's life.
Oh, check.
Oh my God.
You're holding the camera,
trying to get up, you know what I'm saying?
You start dancing with Greg.
I took the camera.
I was like, hey, okay, let me...
Because you know the plan when we get out of here and all that?
Good, because I don't remember.
Good shit.
Chad, we're five away.
I repeat, we are five away Oh, we need to get low key.
I didn't get money, right?
Don't I need to get like money?
There are 18, there might be 18 in my now.
Get like a 200.
200.
Bigger than the chat said drag brush?
Gay.
He said drag brush?
Gay.
200 you cheek bitch, what the fuck massage Envy
the surprise is here I don't see her down there so you can't fool me gang you type it
about chat
What's the last time to see a stream chat? What city was in?
Yo, where is it? Wait, is he actually here? Wait, he's here. Is that, is that, is that
the, what the? Chat, I have to know if you were the surprise
here so when I see you I scream and be like yo what the fuck we bids that odd
god I didn't know sir was here
awesome leech on his title oh shit it was Jesse scream when you say I'm a
I was gonna scream about this, I was gonna scream about it, I see Sierra fucking scream.
You just been on autopilot.
Yo, this is why I hate driving to Miami game.
I hate driving to a major city.
Are you mad?
You're humans.
He's looking like a chap, he's touching grass.
Look at his boyfriend and his couple.
Maybe a boyfriend and a girlfriend is
showing on the super cool Sunday.
Probably gonna grab a brunch, some food,
maybe some clothing.
He's enjoying life.
We got this dude on his little scooter right here.
That little rock I live by, slow, man.
We are two minutes away. Where's this location at?
Alright, we're actually two minutes away. Two minutes away, two minutes away.
So when we're like, get out of the car, you know the queue and all that?
Alright, okay, cause I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh, I'm gonna try to...
Come on, Chad. I gotta try to see if I can send some money right now.
Yo.
You working?
Please send? Oh, it's sent.
haha
imma call you when he's be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be
hold on check
All right, man, okay, the dollar bill that's, all right, chat, we're here, we're about
to go down under, um, say bye to Greg, chat, no, yeah, chat,
I think we should leave this here.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave this here.
Yeah, smash it.
Boys what you up?
We are in Miami, and we got awesome producer here, Rob.
What's up, man? How you doing?
How's it going, guys?
It's a big day today.
Yeah, man, we got a lot planned for you.
I'm going to go ahead and not keep you waiting.
Let's go ahead and get started.
We're right over here.
I got a drink.
Let's drink.
We got the whole thing set up for you, man.
I got a drink.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
I got you.
Come on guys, let's get a round of applause.
Round of applause!
My first time, I turned down just a little bit.
Okay.
All right, sit down, have a seat.
Do you want a drink?
Yeah.
All right, try to seat.
The drink is already.
Yeah!
Of course, the drink is brash.
We're trying to get started.
Okay, you can turn up a little bit, Christian.
All right, we're good.
So, now, one more one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Christian meets rage, rage meets Christian.
A lot of passion.
Look, welcome to Drag to Brunch.
So what this show is, I want to tell you a little bit
about what we're going to do, OK?
You've done this on stream before?
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, driver, just wait.
Hold on, one second.
We are going to take rage to his first ever drag brunch, OK?
If you've never seen drag brunch, you're about to see it.
These are drag queens.
These are drag athletes, OK?
These are people that can drop from the ceiling
and drop into splits, OK?
So part of Dragbrunch is we're going to eat,
and we're going to have bottomless mimosas, OK?
Unlimited.
Unlimited, yeah.
Unlimited food.
And what we're going to do is we're
going to go get cash.
And look, I know a lot of people,
when you're tipping the strip club, it's because it's sexy.
When you tip the Dragbrunch, it's like tipping
because it's a good performance.
Oh, OK.
You know what I mean?
The culture of tipping.
So we're going to get $1 bills like it's a strip club,
but it's not the strip club.
Because I was talking to Abe about this,
And I was like, he's like, oh, like the strip call.
I'm like, no, not like the strip.
You have to know I'm about to say that.
No, no, when you tip drag queens check,
you're tipping them because it's a good performance.
Everybody tips everybody.
So we're not phoning everybody.
You can, you can throw the money.
You can throw it.
But you hold it and they'll come and take it from you.
You can do whatever.
So we're all going to get money, right?
And we're all going to do it.
Now, drag brunch is not complete
without a group of people, right?
So I have invited a tremendous amount of people
that we're about to go pick up right now.
We have a squad.
All right, we can go pick up the first group.
Here we go!
Are they far?
No, well maybe just a few blocks away.
Yeah, no, we have them right here.
And I wanted this first group here
is a little bit of a surprise for you.
Okay?
Okay, I'm completely in the dark.
You're completely in the dark.
I don't know who he has.
No idea.
I have no idea.
Who we're going to pick up here first
at Dragon Bridge.
Who could it be?
What's up?
Hux out!
Everybody take their Hux out!
Nice to meet you!
Welcome Sierra Beach to Drag Bunch, everybody!
Alright.
Have you been to a drag competition?
I'm gay now.
Alright, now.
I gotta tell y'all.
Dragbrunch would not be complete
unless we had more homosexuals here.
It's not gay enough.
So we are going to pick up,
you wanted gay friends,
I invited some of my gay friends to dragbrunch,
so I'm gonna go pick them up right now.
Actually.
They live here in Miami, where they flew to.
I flew, I had to import.
I had to fly some homosexuals.
There's not enough gay people in my opinion.
I just don't know as many, okay?
That's why I had to be cast.
No, it's not cast. They flew from Los Angeles yesterday.
This is what I'm saying.
I'm not saying gay.
Is this the same thing?
No, it's new.
No, no, it's not new.
This motherfucker was the same.
What are you doing?
It's not Miami.
This is Miami.
All right, so.
Marodi.
Marodi, yeah.
So, are you ex, are you ex, you can go straight.
You can go straight and pick them up on the curb.
See, typically with drag to brunch,
we put them around town, but it's Miami,
we don't know the fuck where we are.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
So we just put them across the street.
We got, you know, a street.
Yeah, I was wondering who said a few blocks away
we could walk to the police.
We could walk to the police.
You don't want to know, but it's cooler.
You know what I mean?
All right, I got your homosexuals.
You don't know who these people are.
Oh, you're here to meet them?
Well, you may have matched with one of them yesterday.
Matched with what?
On grinding, remember?
We made your profile.
On grinding?
Oh, you're on grinding?
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Yeah, I'm grinding, everyone's on grinding.
We met you.
Yeah!
Come on in.
Awesome, I'm here.
Come on.
I love a track show.
Okay, now, now Rage, does this gentleman look familiar?
He was the guy from the Tub show that we showed you that was, we were messaging.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, you big shit!
You big shit!
He made me a fucking writer girl!
No, no, no.
Chuck, Liam is a friend of mine.
We use Liam's face.
Liam is a friend of mine, we use Liam's face.
Liam and I are going to come everybody.
This is Liam, everybody say hi to Liam.
Hi to Liam.
Hi to Jack.
We got Joey over here, everybody say hi to Joey.
Hi to Joey.
Hey Damien, everybody say hi to Damien.
Hi to every Jack.
I'm a host on this show, I feel like an AI.
Hi Joey.
So, wait, this is range's first drag, my first drag.
Woo!
I was saying, this is probably the top of the drag part.
Yeah, it's going to be the top of the show girls, not just drag.
So tell them what a drag show is about.
Yeah, I don't know if it's a drag show.
I mean, you know, a drag.
Yeah, I'm going to say it.
I mean, it's really good.
Wait, wait, tell them what drag is.
A drag is a performance.
Yeah.
It's a performance.
Yeah, it's a performance.
It's all about the entrance.
I dressed as thugs, so what the fuck was he saying?
Slam?
Yeah, well, I mean, so, wait a minute.
Well, who's he slamming?
At college, they slam themselves.
Yeah.
What I am.
Who's he slamming?
Yeah.
The thing is, RuPaul says you're born naked and the rest is drag.
Like, you're in drag right now, like, when you get up, how you slam?
So, tell him to tell him.
He doesn't know who RuPaul is.
You don't know who RuPaul is?
Okay, RuPaul is a very famous drag queen.
The most sex run-off.
She's mother.
They call her mother.
I started as a New York cooker and now I'm running it.
What year was it?
Like the 80s.
I was tiny a late early 80s.
We're talking about a late 20s.
Like she's like Emmy nominated or a winner.
She's like...
I don't look like RuPaul Drag Race.
Like she owns...she's essentially normalized drag all the while.
She's up for a show in Vegas every year.
She's like the Jordaners shit.
Yeah.
It's calm.
Yeah, it's calm.
I learned this.
I learned what a cop meant.
I thought he was saying con.
No.
We're going to...
Have you heard that? A lot of gay say it, that's all right.
What does that mean?
That's like steak, that's fun, that's fun.
So what?
Wait, what the fuck?
Like I'm serving Klai.
Yeah?
Yeah!
I'm getting into it too.
You can't lie. I'll pay it.
You're making a joke.
You're really?
You know about Bermuda?
Miss Prada is my baby.
That's a swag.
You know what? Get it down and roast me to champs on my feet.
You're way too proud.
Come on, man.
You know what?
I can't believe it.
I don't know. I guess we're drinking.
Yeah.
Wait, as it was said, Liam, have you heard of Swagger?
Yes.
I love Swagger.
No, not Swagger.
I said my age.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
You're saying the absolute?
You can't say it, buddy.
Can I just sit down?
No, just kidding.
If you say, who's going to be the manager?
I'll be honest with you, if Twitch banned me for saying the epsilon, it would be kind of funny.
I think you can start a ride about this.
I think I do.
I found this guy.
I can say twink. You can't put twink in your title on today.
That is a slur.
Twink is a slur.
I'm going to turn my camera.
And it's starting to be used as a slur, a little bit.
Okay, now he doesn't know the gay, um, I was trying to teach him the gay, like, no, well,
no, the gay, um, like, fair, twins, order and shit, yes, here's an order!
What was the order again?
That's Harry, man.
Alright, go on, order, you guys.
Harry, man.
You look good.
How's the audio?
Is it good chat?
Can you guys hear it?
The music's too loud.
Yeah, it's like barely legal for him.
That teen girl, if you watch it, don't go.
A twinkie, no bother, yeah.
It's like, and not a lot of muscle, like skitties to them.
Well, Twinkie, that's a serially barely legal.
Once upon a time, I got a twinkie.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm a barely legal.
No, he's saying that.
I'm not always barely legal, but it's like that same idea.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
young, uh, S.T.C. twinkie?
Yeah, twinkie.
But he's like, 25, 26.
What's upon a time mean really important experience in the world?
Twink is out, Fenboy's in.
Fenboy, yeah, what's a Fenboy? What's a Fenboy?
We get some AC in here, just so we don't have AC in the boy.
Do dweecks usually turn into otters when they approach in the 30s?
Once they get like body and heart.
They call it a twink death, and that's when you see what they're saying.
You gotta make your twink death.
Yeah, make your twink death.
But you get high, so all of them go down after twink death.
Twink is a really limited segment.
Yeah, that's like after you
I am currently facing
I'm gonna be a hairy bitch
And then I'll get fat copy and then I'll be a bear so isn't rare to go for
That's what we had before.
Don't lie, well, huh?
So it was definitely between to honor to come to bear.
Club, what's a club?
It's like, it's like half between a bear and a...
Okay, so Ray, I need to walk you through
what you're about to experience, okay?
So what's like some girls actually testing me like?
What'd they say?
Oh, shit.
Wait, now you're getting ready for going to drag brunch.
They're like, I go to drag brunches, they're crazy.
They're gonna touch you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, how do you say shit?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna show you how it works out.
I will tell you that maybe we tell the queen that it's your first time, right, you are
gonna become a surrogate.
So we don't tell them.
So what if I, what if they ask about it?
I'll come here all the time.
Yeah, I just...
I don't have a little something.
Okay, with that?
Yeah.
Because it'll be fun.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're gonna tell them.
They're gonna eat him the fuck.
Okay?
We're gonna ask them a big spit of salt.
We're gonna get in the shower.
They're gonna put you in the show.
Huh?
Hello.
You're gonna put me in the show.
You're gonna get like a laugh dance.
Okay, excuse me.
I need to show y'all Sears twink death.
Chat, here is Sears as a twink.
Wait, I need to see Sears as a twink.
Let me see.
I gotta see that shit.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
That was a mean one.
Hey, I was in the live.
We're at the end of the interview.
Oh my god.
You are the only one.
I have one of my videos that is Twitter that says it's AI.
You look hot.
You look nice.
That's Swinkey-Van-Asia.
So, okay, so, and what we do is drag-brunch chat, culturally, drag-brunch is you get
$1 bills and you tip all the drag queens.
And I've been explained.
Did you take Bitcoin?
No.
I mean, probably do.
Drag shows are, like, a gaster club.
Like, you just should be able to do it.
Oh, no, I tried, I tried.
He told me it's not.
Oh, yeah.
No, there's a lot of that.
That is appreciation.
Oh, shit.
What? It makes the energy of the show better, you know.
I guess we're here already.
It makes the energy of the show better.
Damn, are we the only people in this motherfucker today?
No, I know, but it's 150, I want more.
It's like 10 minutes.
Maybe your south beat.
Really?
Yeah.
That's right.
I know.
So we're gonna go in here in just a second.
Can we take one lot around the block?
Uh...
I'm too early.
You want to show up in a second?
Oh, he's getting out.
Oh, fuck, he's just getting out. I think we're just gonna get out.
Yeah.
What up?
Hey, you're in a quick spritz?
Huh?
You're in a quick spritz?
No, no.
Oh, spritz.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, I'm talking about it.
Will got that for me.
What's up?
You in a quick spritz?
I'm spritzing up.
How are you feeling so far?
Are you nervous for drag brunt?
How do you feel?
I'm excited to see what I'm doing
with one of my three experience.
No, it's a whole thing.
Listen, okay, all right.
You say drag, but it's just so,
So what we're gonna do we're gonna go in there and first things first we all got to go to the ATM
Get some bread and get some and get some money
We got to change our bills out for $1 bills and I'm gonna pull out $200
How much money you pull out
I'll pull out 250
I'll vote like $10.
$500, my bad.
I want somebody's.
That's my last vote.
I want his.
A donation list.
Are you guys ready?
Yes, yes.
Let's do it.
I'm going to get on the show last year.
Would you ever get a drag?
When I ever get a drag.
I asked all the girls, I could say, I got a scene.
What drag is first?
I'm giving it a shot.
You can just press with all of the root girls.
Don't make it absolutely...
That's what you like to do.
Proper drag.
Not just avoid a leak.
Yeah, yeah, you don't want to be a leak.
I have problems with that.
Looks like good?
Yeah.
Shat.
How's your experience so far?
We're ages to get first drag brush.
So this is palace?
Yeah!
Fuck, wait!
Why would you tell me that?
It's because it was right by your hand!
That's your B?
Fuck!
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck your B's.
Fuck him.
Alright, so we're gonna go get our table.
We've got it right here.
This is our table right here.
Alright, we got it.
Alright, we got it right here.
So show him around here.
Alright.
So this right here, so basically they're gonna...
Our table's right here.
Yeah?
Come over here.
So, so, we're gonna get it at our table, it's unlimited bottomless mimosas, okay?
I'm gonna get fucking drunk.
You're gonna get fucked.
Fuck.
That's part of the culture of Dragbrunch is to get fucking drunk, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna try to get fucking drunk.
Tell me that his friends got their stomach pumped after this brunch one time.
Yeah.
Wait, Christian, tell him the story that you had.
We've been here before.
He went to Crest.
I've been here like 12 times.
He went to Crest.
Oh, shit.
And the first time I ever came to this track, right,
we got so fucked up.
We were crawling like right over there,
like on the beach, like on all fours.
The police were calling us.
My friend got his stomach burnt.
Like.
Of the mimosas.
Yes, we, everyone on the mover back through on the mover.
It was Christ.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a moment.
I don't even know how you guys can be a lot of people like.
It's an experience.
So, oh, so all the people right there,
You can see all those people are watching.
All those people are in line because they're going to be sad.
They're going to see all the people.
That's why.
So they have two shows a day.
This is serious.
Like, look, they've got a guy with a leaf blowing right now.
They've got a guy with a leaf blowing right now.
All the glitter and everything.
And this show starts right at 2.
And it's a show.
Like, this is a performance.
And so everybody gets in line.
This is one of the most famous drag plays.
This is Palace.
This is Palace on Miami Beach.
It's one of the most famous drag places in the country.
So this is like the best drag show.
Is that good?
It's known as like, this is like world famous.
What other city has like I, they're known for some good drag.
I mean, what, New York?
I was gonna say, I think New York is the best.
Ohio, we gotta do Ohio drag.
What's the best drags?
Miami.
Miami?
You have promised at our house.
I was like the top in the country.
New York has really good drag.
New York?
Honestly, the better drag is when the queens are actually trans women, for the most part.
Like, usually, because they're not necessarily drag queens, they're showgirls.
Like, rather than...
I love showgirls, too.
So, why now?
So, you're a showgirl.
You think I'm a showgirl?
I think you got what it takes.
Do I look like a showgirl?
You notice how I have a fucking take?
Wait till you see a drag show.
Do you think I kind of, I kind of, you know...
That's a man.
I mean, there's a boy.
Yeah, that's a man.
So he doesn't give drugs?
No.
Do you think she gives drugs?
It's drugs.
Is that a fanboy?
Ah!
It's like the waist down.
I'll say it straight.
Yeah, I was in some mask.
Yeah, you're so masked.
So in the gay community, we have a variety of like, you know...
We're talking about it.
We have two problems.
We don't need to tell about that yet.
We'll just like...
We'll let him go through the drag show.
For a bottom is the receiver.
Okay.
He's looking at the top.
He's using a pitcher and catcher.
That's what straight people use.
Pitcher and catcher.
Hey, why are we skipping birds?
There's birds.
The birds is in the middle, where they'll switch up on you at any moment.
That's fine.
So, in chat, I just dominated.
I just smacked pussy.
You know, that's how I like to play.
So far, yesterday, yesterday, he took me to the, uh, the hood.
Yeah, to the block.
What do you know about that?
Jocelyn, Tavare, I watch.
What the fuck?
What did he just do?
He went like this.
What the fuck?
I told you to put it on.
Ready?
We're not ready.
Do you watch my show?
No, I don't watch.
You watch Pokemon?
What the fuck is Pokemon?
Come on man. Yo, which Pokemon would you fuck?
Ask you to answer that but I don't know the car. I'll say Megalofarney, but
If I was if I was in another you know because shit
Conversations always end up like this
Fucking Pokemon wait, how long you been in Miami?
Yeah, got two more days to we leave on Tuesday.
Don't do it.
That's why I was on the dinner.
We want dinner with five dining.
He took me to our first mission with star.
Yeah, it looks gross.
Look at me look gross.
I don't know if it looks weird.
The food was weird.
It was weird.
It tastes way better than it is.
Yeah, it was good.
That she was good.
That she was bussiness.
Check, get your mimosas ready.
Is every drink I drink, you drink a little bit?
Okay, so, so, we have a unbelievable,
no, we don't have a problem with that.
We have the best table in the building.
What makes it the best thing?
It's right in the middle of the action.
Oh, right dead center of the action.
Are we gonna be getting a lot of attention today?
Well, perhaps.
They do know we're here, okay?
They do know that we're filming, okay?
So, they know we're here,
They know we're filming, we got permission before hand.
In terms of like gay cloud, how clouded are we at this table?
We are, we are at the premium spot.
People like gay cloud.
Yeah, like we had a lot of gay cloud.
We are, we are at the premium spot.
This is the spot.
It's like going to the strip club
and being right like court side.
We're the only street guys here.
Do you think we're gonna be the only street guys
in the restaurant?
Can they smell that straight up?
I want to see if they can tell.
Oh, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't even tell them yet.
I want to see if they can tell.
You gotta gain it up a little bit.
Ha ha ha.
So, wait, how does one gain it up?
You know, you don't just, because then we're going into the game
that we did, is it homophobic?
Is it homophobic?
Yeah.
We played a game.
We can't pretend to do it.
We played a game.
You can't, but, but, let's ask Liam, because Liam is a.
Ask him anything.
Okay, so Leigh, he wants to know how he could,
he wants to, you want to appear more like a homosexual?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, you don't talk.
I was like, I was saying.
Do you think they'd be able to tell
what means to you just sitting there?
Can you tell he's straight?
Like, can you tell I'm straight?
Why just looking at me?
Do you really walk it?
Yes.
What do you mean?
Oh, fuck, is that me?
Is this all you do for work,
or do you have like a regular job too?
Me?
Yeah, I'm straight.
You just straight?
Yeah.
Hi.
about streaming what do you think we do for what do you think i do for work then when we're like
not standing in the middle of the palace what do you think they do for me
you're a tech bro
do i look familiar
no you don't look familiar
but he has to go to the bad guys because he's fucking people or something
yeah yeah so as you know we're standing here people were stopping and
and recognizing him.
He bore Gad over him.
What?
I'm a good one.
See, I like mad gay motion.
He's like hot.
He is, yeah.
He's one of the most, he's one of the most.
23 awards, my guy.
23 awards?
What?
For being the best at fucking.
This is the pinnacle.
This is me.
You ever want to switch it up?
No.
That's my baby.
He was, yeah, I met him.
I knew him before I met him.
What
Joey's the reason that Austin I are even dating
What's happening with our pit we need it
One step at a time. Let's get you the brunch. Well, we'll get to that. We'll have a mimosa first
It's like the smell of masculinity
I'll try to tell him like check a lot of girls that I've been with like my armpit
They give me straight things. I was a trans person straight. I don't know. Listen, there's a lot of straight women that watch gay porn
Like straight women are also way more. He's not caping. He's not caping. I don't wanna watch gay porn. Straight women are also way more likely to pay for porn
What?
Yeah, I have like a I would say probably like 40% of my fan base is women. What?
That's great. That's crazy. What?
Jack, how many y'all watching day one?
Honest, he didn't catch all.
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
What are they saying?
They're having a good time. Some people are caught.
What? Some people are saying caught.
Caught.
You didn't arrive already.
Listen, definitely people in Chai who knew exactly who you were the second you came up with like Dan Foss.
Wait a second.
Chad, go in the bar and look at the Chatters who knew who you were.
How many of your people know who I am?
I don't want to know.
Chad, have you seen them before?
Be honest.
This is a judgement-free song here, man.
We're big-ass bands.
So Chad, if you guys have been following us through the weekend, okay,
Rage you took me to the hood and I'm taking you
Did you ask him like that because he didn't feel like you could say it?
The hood?
He took you to
He took you to such a place
That's funny
We're going to get sat now for the show
And the show is starting right at 2PM
So, this is a big experience. We have to go get our $1 bills.
All we do is make a scam right away.
We should sit here.
We'll sit here.
We'll go get another bill.
Right?
Okay.
What's the best seat?
Him and I will sit next to each other.
You can sit across.
You can also stand and roam around.
What seat should we sit in?
You and I should sit next to each other.
What do you do?
Chat?
I can sit here.
Okay, so Rage, so there once this show starts, it starts fast, okay?
Yes.
And then.
Once again we have two lines, one on the left, one on the right.
Try making the line on the left because it can't be here.
So you guys can get seated.
It can't be here.
We also have two ATMs, one in the back and the back row.
See?
I'm already telling you.
You need change to take those big bills, please be a third of our budget, sir.
That's up there. They do not fuck around here.
Now we have a right.
That was a nice, honest recommendation.
Two nines.
You need to have cash. We gotta go get cash.
I'm gonna go get cash. You wanna do that?
Two nines.
Left, right.
Hey, give me a couple hundred.
Thank you.
Next line.
Why am I saying that word?
I'm gonna check.
Why am I saying that?
So why y'all say that?
What the fuck?
That's that you better be my boyfriend enough.
Have you been to a drag show before?
Ever.
Super.
Oh, a crazy one.
It's just like the craziest drag show I've ever been to.
Two nights.
That ain't gonna be two nights right now, gang.
That is beautiful.
I was gonna tell you yesterday.
If I did, it was so long ago I really remember.
I just remember like kinda dancing and stuff.
That's it.
It's like a movie that had like a drag queen maybe?
maybe? Okay so, I don't know if it was baddies or some show that they've been fighting.
Oh baddies, baddies. Oh yes, I love baddies. Once again, we have two lines. One on the
left and one on the right. It was ended this way.
I love baddies. Who's your favorite baddie? No, because I'll get him my hair braided.
And the hair braided turned around. I don't really want that. Okay, never mind that.
Okay, here am I. I watch baddies.
What is it even about?
You know, just people fighting. Yeah.
Is it drama? Is it drama?
Do you know who I am?
Um, yeah.
The Gays?
Not me, not me personally.
But like, if you've gone recently, like, I don't know, on Instagram they have random gay guys fighting in West Hollywood for no reason.
But, drunk after the bar, you know, Gays can be messy too.
At the end of the day, they're still mad.
What?
Oh, what?
Okay.
Wait, is that a blue light?
That's a light butterfly.
That's real.
That's the thing also.
Like in a space that you can feel like protected in love,
like people still want to like be like crazy on the outside, you know?
Yeah.
That was perfect.
But we're on the inside of where we want to be.
I have so much fun, you know, but like, people can still be like, hateful.
Not a lot of rage, but...
So are they dancing today? That is honestly like, the normal fast way.
Drag queens will find their home bar, and like, this is the usual girls that perform at it.
So, like, if you go to Vegas, they'll have like, a full cast of girls that perform at that bar, you know?
So like, it'll rotate like, who's in town, who's available.
Some girls will do afternoon bagels, always till 7 o'clock, like doing shows all night.
That's from here.
This is like where you're gonna make so much money, like they're tipping the house down.
People are gonna get on the ceiling, they like go on the street like...
Ceiling? Yeah, they can't.
What? This is crazy.
It's like a Vegas show. It's like Cirque du Lait, like Vegas, you're gonna see it.
It's strong and tough.
Chassel, basically Chassel, this is the boogie trap and strip club.
Yeah, oh my god, I love boogie trap too, though.
Boogie trap, boogie trap, boogie trap, go for it.
That's right.
Great time.
I've had some movie scenes in there like I'm walking I'm so drunk every time I blink I'm somewhere else
I'm up in the I don't know okay
Who's that's a movie?
Who's that booby trap after?
After this?
Maybe you never know
He was my enemy
He was fucking fat holes in my enemy and I saw him in there
He was fucking fat holes in his face
Yeah, that's what
He was filming
Oh, wow.
What hose is he fucking, mom?
What hose is he fucking?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, no, no, no, what hose?
No, I've been like, really, really used to,
I have a garden.
Yeah.
And we was in a hose, and he got hurt, and he's not fucking home.
I was just like, I said, I just feel like,
I'm going to protect him for now.
We do keep it real like that.
You're going to keep the family tree straight.
Like a wreath?
Thank you so much.
Oh, you got your bread?
Okay.
He told you he's the last person.
He's the one who gave me a way, so...
Wait, look at that.
What's the capacity?
I think at the bar.
It's not going to take the weight off.
It's either our house or out here.
How are you doing?
You good?
Yeah.
How's he doing, Chad?
How are we doing, Chad?
I'm doing good.
Now Chad.
I wanna tell you.
If this makes you uncomfortable,
you might be a homosexual.
Hold on a minute.
What if that's not the case?
It's something we gotta do a little bit.
That's it.
Now you're gonna do a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
I get it.
Some people
are, like, tripping to change.
You know what? We'll meet in the middle. You're the only kind of game.
Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, you're kidding. You're kidding.
You guys honestly... Austin already... Honestly, you guys have done such a good job.
You guys are killing it in the chat. You guys are fucking doing amazing.
100%. You guys are killing it. You're doing great.
Yeah, they're doing great, y'all are killing it, so sit back and enjoy the show.
It is an incredible show.
It's my favorite show.
I believe I'm here like 15 times.
That's a kick.
Instead of throwing up all the money right here.
That's an Islamic fleet.
Ashley?
They should have these pictures.
No, you're actually going to be impressed.
I know it's not just every week instead of movie shrub, then I know
I'm gonna come back next week and you're just gonna be at a table by yourself
And by the way, I've seen other straight people at the drag brush
Yes, yeah, they're with their wives
But you know every every girl's like
Because that ass hella girls like that shit.
There's a game they have to pick up the game.
A lot of girls with like, or bachelorette parties
will come in the awesome and wigs.
Like, that's a trend too.
They're also in bad wigs.
Bad wigs.
Like, very hard wigs.
Yeah.
Very, very stiff.
They're everywhere, man.
Yeah.
Jackson wants.
I got my 20s, but I need more runs.
I got, what do you go to get the 1?
The 18.
You want me to go on cycle?
So I'm gonna go change it. I'm gonna go change mine and then I'm gonna go and eat it too.
Get some bread. We've got to do that too.
Okay, chef.
These are the queens.
What do you think?
I think it's crazy.
Great.
Get some, we need a different VC for a second.
We don't want to drink too much.
Yeah.
I like to drink.
I don't drink as much on camera though.
Why?
Because if I get too drunk, I'm like, fuck.
I feel like I'm a little too loose.
Say something to see how I'm gonna regret.
Whenever I drink on camera, I just start watching the streams.
That's why I don't drink on camera that much.
So what's up a trunk are you are you like hello thinking about shit or you just happy?
Yeah, I'm getting mad happy. I don't give a fuck about nothing
When I don't give a fuck about nothing
I don't give a fuck about like the rules on my head about saying certain shit on train and for saying shit
I need a vacation right
I got a little munch, a little munch band.
Yo, come here, come here, Peach!
Come here, Peach!
God damn!
Damn!
I said I was gonna do what I was gonna do!
I'm here for ladies!
How much cocaine is on those?
How much cocaine do you think I can get off of that if I like shake it hard?
Oh my God, you'd actually be like...
If sniffed cocaine were Matt Oran, I never would.
That'd be a great fit pic.
Do you really think I'd do that?
If you said no, I'd believe you.
If you said yes, I'd believe you.
What does it mean?
OK, here we go.
I'll have a little more.
Damn.
That's live.
They ran out of one, so I gotta do 500.
That's a pool.
Awesome.
I always took that area.
Maybe they have more tomorrow.
There's a pool up there.
There's a rooftop pool.
It's a view of like South East.
Damn.
So we got to see that after.
You know what?
We're going to take it to the Gathering.
Gathering.
The Gathering.
Like the Gathering, but again.
That's the gathering
Yeah, I will not make you
Like true women's style where all the men are fucking each other
That's what I'm saying. I'm not asking you to enter
I just think it would be fun for you to watch the intro
They make that.
Have you been in the pool up here before?
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds like a vibe.
Crunch, rooftop pool,
sauce on some mimosas.
The dude's crying.
I'm also gonna have to put it up there.
Damn.
Yo, they find a perfect spot for you after this.
What's that?
This is a hotel they'll tell me about.
They say you're gonna love it.
The Gatorade.
Gatorade?
The Gatorade.
Not your one?
Yeah.
It's a Gatorade.
Gatorade?
Gatorade.
I thought I could take some time.
You're sure?
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Why not you?
I got a house out of your hotel.
No.
Oh, that's a menu.
You see his hair?
He's here!
Judy!
We love Judy.
Super react?
Log on, Judy. How's your Super Bowl Sunday afternoon?
We're for the Super Bowl.
I'm going to go Seahawks.
I heard that's who's going to win, so I like a winner.
Who?
Whoever wins.
Seahawks are favorite to win.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's orange, orange that get out of here.
It's Seahawks, right?
It's getting great.
I'm here for Bad Bunny.
Oh, Bad Bunny is performing a half-time show.
That's gonna be cool.
Bad Bunny, baby.
Good.
Winning Bad Bunny.
Yeah!
That was a heavy award winning Bad Bunny.
Put some respect on his name.
Benito.
You think I fuck with him being at a half-time show?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They said he's not an American.
It's absolutely American.
So, I won.
I gave my money.
It was a guy who just left.
It was.
I was going to give it away before they give it to you.
I'm going to give the guy for the money.
This is Stella with a 5.
She loves you so much.
Was Austin your first game?
What's up?
What's Austin your first gay?
What's Austin my first gay?
Your first gay guy that you're in front of it.
Oh! Oh yeah!
And it's like really first gay guy I got posted.
That's a good one.
It's like...
I don't know...
You gotta be like hiding or something.
I don't know where I'll be at.
In West Hollywood.
The most embarrassing case here.
Yeah, yeah.
The most embarrassing case here.
So I have a food spot out there.
And I'll go there.
Every time I tell you I'm going to move to Mexico, my food needs to be like, but you go
there for like what?
A little pie in it.
I mean anywhere, anywhere where the gays conjugate, it's going to be like a nice area.
It's going to be good food.
So why do the gays have been identified and then the white people buy it up?
And then that's when it becomes food electrification.
Because gays are not scared to like...
And like, the gays are also a minority, they're not scared to like, like, like, like, like,
and then sketchy look at me for my...
So why was the man...
Why was Wilson Manners chosen?
That's like, the squad, the whole...
We're a lot of guys and we're pretty gay.
We're a lot of daddies and a lot of people.
Yeah, yeah.
We're okay. Miami are full of a lot of them.
They're two different types.
I would say what Manners is.
That's interesting.
No, I think, I mean...
I can imagine. Yeah, you can't get it, but like, the timing is kind of...
kind of up to the time.
Oh, I feel like we need more probably.
He just got a lot too.
He's got a lot of time.
They're still sitting here.
Want to go get something?
I'm going to see if I can go get something.
One eight, Tim.
Here, I'll see.
You want me to show you?
It's just right towards the map here.
Just walk here.
Chad, you can't see him, but there's a guy across the street that just has a banana hammer and he's just working.
He has a thong and a banana hammer down right now.
Whenever he turns around, he just wants to get straight across the street.
Yeah, I'm glad to hear that.
You can't show it!
You're gonna miss the fucking intro!
I don't want him to miss the intro.
I don't care.
I know, he's going to get the ATM, he's going to get captured.
Oh, shit, he just gave the signal.
He just gave the signal.
Oh, he's...
Oh, look at that. Oh my god, you're missing it.
Look at, look at, look at.
I feel like... Okay, so, chat, look at this.
It's a mimosas right here.
Look at this one.
You should get a dance.
Look at the chat, look.
Mimosas!
Alright.
Oh my god, I don't know what reason this is the intro.
He's gonna miss the fucking intro.
What's going on across the street across the street? I don't know where
Oh, yeah, there's a guy naked across the street, and that's nothing to do with this.
I'm ready.
No!
She'll try and go.
Ready? Get up!
You already spilled any.
We don't need many drinks.
We have like five minutes.
I can't get a piece anywhere.
Yeah.
I'm going to find rage.
I gotta play right now.
Thank you.
Here's Jack.
He's fucking good to see you again.
I love Miami. Have a good time.
Cheers.
Shackle time, wind it!
Alright, sit down!
Make sure you film everything!
Like closely, three girls with flowers.
So yes, are you ready for the second round to make some money?
We're going to take all of the first thing that we're going to make, the one and only, this is Ratisca.
Moving on!
All of the American's got talent, it's all fun.
They're just playing.
Well, there's 30 teams, and that's not my easy.
They're by H5 after G.
It's over.
It's a tie.
It's a friendly piece and a good fight.
It's a good fight.
What's up?
Me.
I'm sorry.
Chad!
Chad, they're just doing introductions right now.
Just intros.
It's just intros, Chad.
I was thinking about it.
We broke it.
We're laughing like a...
Hey boy.
We got to play it in, Zach.
We got to keep this ass up.
And as we now see, it's the boys from our Sunday practice, each and every Sunday.
They're out of the South, so I know you too many, Taylor.
Congratulations!
It's the boys from our Sunday practice, it's a big celebration!
Congratulations!
Hey, cheers.
Cheers.
How you feeling?
Is the audio okay?
I know it's loud as fuck.
Hey, can y'all hear a song?
It's a song.
Fuck.
Hey, you know what I heard?
Fuck it.
You know what I heard?
Go check.
Enter fucking emotional though.
Every time we drink, you know what I mean?
I can't even get it.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna have to make some tea, so come here.
Come here.
Let me know.
Let's talk to him.
People in the chat saying there are, uh-huh.
Happy Sunday.
What's the obstacle? Welcome all you lovely humble setchangers and whatnot.
We are going to have a fabulous time. Can I get a hand? Yeah!
Yeah!
That's the man I'm playing for. Performing to the end of this right now.
You have a couple of rules and regulations.
Listen to the rules, Cap.
Listen to the rules.
Rule number one.
Get the hell out of the way.
We have been over that for a couple of years.
Welcome to forever!
We are the space to be together.
We used to see some of these idols the right way.
We used to see some of these idols on Shackle Make The Legend.
I need you to!
I'm gonna try to beat everyone here and that's impossible if you randomly decide to walk next to the bank
to the back where you want to start to beat them
because of the high chance that you will hit
if your body will hurt, or your fingers will be hurting
you'll see how time will take time to make a bet
so let's avoid that shallows
who over me?
go box beats
so just get a drink and have a whole lot of fun
cause it's been the fucking worst
you'll make man now
Oh, that's amazing.
This is fantastic.
You can't go in the loco.
This is just an alcohol.
You never believe in alcohol.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, this part.
Yeah!
Yes!
Oh, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
Yeah, appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
The boundaries.
No problem.
Last but not least,
check your life,
you see,
take your potatoes.
Please, please, please,
tip,
Velma.
That's also why
I wanted to look this
cheap ladies and gentlemen.
The job was once a week to get,
so we thank you again,
guys,
for each and every dollar
that you do on your own,
at least,
while they're in the TVU.
If you need to get the cash,
you have an ATM
in the back of the way
to the restaurant,
the restaurant is one of the type of everything on the right, T-minerate, and then if you get some change,
put your sugar in your blood to your darling.
And for one other reason, that girl is not able to get to you.
These two guys that have more sexual with the bag, make some noise for the homo-sexual with the bag.
Oh!
What a sexual bag!
What a beautiful bag!
And what makes a pretty good man,
is he can't make a girl just the same.
With all that said, are y'all ready for a show of his noise?
If we don't further ado, please welcome to the stage,
the one, the only, the Brazilian criminal attorney herself,
Ms. Oda Tantanel!
It's the drag show starting now.
This is it!
Who won it on us?
Get the money out before she comes over here.
This is the boss of Hulls out of Ike!
What a person, dude!
Ike is the boss!
you
You
So, drag queens, drag queens aren't usually that sensitive, they make fun of themselves.
I'm gonna drive, you can be a show girl, there's different types, you know.
The director gets into a musical theatre like in New York.
Musical theatre drag queens are famous, you know.
It's not real!
He's over the ice.
No, it's over the ice!
All right!
Is this from Funi Girls, a musical?
It's a musical.
What?
It's from Apple, I think.
It's like a hot night.
you
You
Oh, this is me.
We're out of here.
Thank you, guys.
So what you done?
You see?
It's okay.
Missy!
Destruction!
Take out the rest of them!
Take out!
Hey, you fucking hell!
This is your party, man!
This is your hell!
This is your party, man!
you
It's a lot if you never made it to the top.
And W's Chad, W's Chad, W's Chad.
It's in so well.
Is that a compliment?
It's a compliment because you're comfortable with yourself.
Yeah, you're comfortable.
And what's more masculine?
That's a context.
That's what I'm talking about.
If you know who you are, that is the most masculine shit.
What is with this time, sir?
We are outside in the public, in our children, you know, passing by, and you know, I'm in space there, though, stop that!
You know more, say that!
Where do I get that?
You said coming me daddy!
Where do they sell that?
The church says, coming me daddy.
The dude says, coming me daddy.
I need that shirt.
Where did I get that shirt?
Well, you only knew a second.
That shirt all over the world.
That's all people have.
Come and be daddy.
That's the perfect shirt for that.
We went to a street club and there were young people.
Come and be daddy.
Hey, it's a funny ship.
Atlantis is a gay cruise.
Atlantis is a gay cruise and a lot of the cruisers are here right now.
From the ship.
They came in for that cruise.
That's what the shirt said, the shirt said come and meet daddy.
That's what the shirt said, he's wearing a shirt that says don't, come on.
Chad, don't put them saying come and meet daddy, alright?
We don't pay the compilation of us saying come and meet daddy.
She's close.
So you don't love me.
I'm never in trouble baby.
Where's your home?
Where's your throne?
We're going all the way down there.
We're going to shock you all.
So we know that's not happening.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
I didn't ask you, sir,
what's happening without a big African show?
Ladies and gentlemen,
come and welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen!
Woo!
This man's stepping up to put it on the fucking stage.
He's going to the stage!
This human don't share it all with his overalls, girl.
He's about to go on a farm.
He needs a tower or something.
Ah, sometimes.
You've heard about the tower?
That there wasn't a tower, baby.
There's not a tower.
I don't know.
I have only political evidence.
It wasn't my tower.
Let me see this.
Yeah!
I've showed those, it gets better and better.
Like, the orange is crazy.
Just wait, please. Just wait. She gets crazy.
You're just crazy.
That was crazy!
We need that! We got that!
I got sucked on!
No, not like that. It's just getting the performance is over.
So it's gonna get better and better.
And then maybe they'll suck your dick again.
But it's okay. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
I'm just fucking...
I'll beat you up. I'll beat you up.
You're going to come and throw me.
I'm going to start your job. I'm over it.
you
You
I told you this was a dead end singer, how am I going to share this with you?
I bring it.
You maxed out.
I can't do that.
You maxed out.
I'm sorry.
You maxed it.
I'm the one who's the dead end singer in my hand.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
He's got his backs prestige.
I see it.
Thank you, thank you!
I need a glass of water.
Yay!
I'm back, baby. What the fuck are you talking about?
No, I'm not getting away yet.
No, we didn't have to get out of here.
Thank you for the program, thank you for the program.
Oh
All right, no more, Malik!
This is all Malik!
Come on, back it up!
It is sexy, it is sexy, it is sexy, it is sexy, it is sexy.
You notice that shit, they put them on a street toilet and they look crazy, they were crazy,
street toilet.
Yes, they are crazy!
I'm getting a little bit of a headache.
This is such a bang.
I'm getting a song.
We're gonna have kids.
They're about to make kids, you see.
I don't even know who's Mamosha, I'm drinking anything.
I was praying, I was praying, I'm back in tune.
Ready to close, roll down, go!
Bro!
I keep everything safe by ass!
Go!
Oh!
Oh
Oh my god!
That's Am I! Am I!
Oh!
It's so bad!
I know, it's still time for that.
Oh, that was great! That was fucking great!
He was snapping!
Oh, he's a bugger!
Oh, look, it's called bugging. Drag really comes from the ballroom scene.
And hooking with the middleman, and like, reading in the ballroom scene.
Drag history lesson.
I'm getting punk culture.
I'm getting real culture.
I just got involved in it like you're so hot.
You can't keep me on.
I got three-tile duck walk.
I'm a big...
You need to put your foot on the ground.
Look at that.
Look, Bill.
Duck walk straight to the hospital.
That was thick, man.
Hey, Bill, I'm learning all this, so maybe we can have a little duo of sexual classes over here.
Or we can have a little duo, how about that?
Do you want us to do a duo?
you
You
The road is muddy on her.
The camera is muddy on her.
In his head, in his head, the next table.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we doing here?
You gotta walk.
You gotta get in.
Don't chat.
This is from chat.
Don't chat.
You know, you have to sing a ballad, Chad, to bring it up.
She's gonna pick it up, I guarantee you, it's gonna be like, she's gonna start slowing and then she's gonna...
That's all coming off, that's all coming off.
you
I guess it's, I guess it's fine, I'll take it.
I guess it's my challenge.
you
You
Yo, wait, so what, so he loves y'all in here?
I love y'all!
So, somebody over here took to send us a shot.
They were taken kind of by him because they also sent another shot.
He is awesome!
Is it taking four here?
Awesome! People buy you shots!
Oh!
Oh, the teacher over there sent it.
He's got a LeBron in the seat.
I'm a little proud of this here. What the fuck?
You got the plus.
Thank you, too, Stoneman.
Cheers!
Oh, my God!
Cheers!
I'm gonna take it.
He got naked. He got naked.
He got naked.
He's going to the other world.
That happens at a straight competition sometimes.
I do.
Most of the time it doesn't.
But then, it's done.
That's so fast.
You got one.
You got two.
I'm telling you not to...
Thank you. No excess with born over 5 months.
One 5-months of a damn little rest.
Not only that...
Most are not.
There are several questions.
Just by asking the reason I don't mention it.
It's important.
So Google me and find out.
If you still don't know...
They're all from Venezuela. I live in Venezuela.
Thank you. I want to give them out of labor.
You can't give them out of labor.
I have a lot. My group chat is hosting it right now.
I want to get a belt on my group chat.
I'll give this a start for now. I'm in labor.
W.A.I.M. Fuck you Wayne.
Yo everybody check let me get a fuck you Wayne.
Fuck you Wayne.
Fuck Wayne that check.
Hey what if I fall away and type in Wayne.
That's what nigga. Fuck Wayne.
Please welcome to the stage the 11th dynamic dancing duo W.A.I.M.
Wayne. Fuck you Wayne.
W.A.I.M.
Fuck you Wayne.
You're fucking Wayne!
Fuck Wayne!
Fuck you, fuck!
You don't like Wayne!
Fuck Wayne!
He's a loser.
Fuck.
Fuck Wayne!
Fuck the loser.
I'm going to fucking this red, fucking him.
Alright, don't do that shit.
Wait, don't do that shit, but don't do it.
Don't blame it on me, I don't like it bad.
Are you fucking Wayne?
No, we don't fuck.
We don't fuck.
Are you fucking right now, but we don't fuck, man, we don't fuck.
What is that coming out? What is that line?
Oh
I know your song, your song, is it mine?
Hey! W raise in the chat! W raise!
I have to take a picture, I think I'm gonna take it.
He's gone! He's gone!
I don't like that, I don't like that.
No, that was so close.
He just got the most attention out of all of us.
The head shall go to the top, Mr. Lawton.
Please.
Take your first call.
Uh, you're kidding, right?
What?
You're kidding?
Oh, yeah.
I can say that.
I can't do the romance, I don't know.
She doesn't have those poles.
That's your cousin, right?
We have to keep it in the family.
I'm keeping it in the family?
No.
Don't, don't, don't be fucking...
We got more of you on playing chess together, if that's...
Get a tank down.
For you!
Stop, hey! Take a shot, Ray!
you
You
I told you guys the bus is coming!
What the fuck are you doing?!
No!
Woo!
You find me?
Take it!
Woo!
I told you guys the bus is coming!
I
you
You
What was that?
I don't know.
What was that?
I didn't want to know.
What was it?
I said, I don't like to do this.
I don't like to do this.
W. Colton, man, you're fucking insane on the camera.
You understand if you get it.
You're capturing every moment like we are in, like we are here.
We capture it every day.
The view at home is experiencing what we are experiencing right here.
We got a whole dance on tape.
This is the HLG Street.
We got some super walls.
We got a bunch of airframe.
What the fuck?
We stopped by the hang-out and fought the streamers.
This is the beginning.
This is a big game!
Yo, I was laughing about this earlier
I thought I was talking to him
I was like, we just did this big game shit
and now we're about to leave the house
and we're like, what the fuck
You're football!
And then we're going to land the fucking plane
It just came from the hood
I'm just fucking falling out because I'm the hood
I'm just fucking flying!
I said, what the heck is wrong with the kids for the sun?
They're not gonna sun.
You can call me even if I don't call you.
I'm gonna call me if I don't call you.
I'm gonna call you if I don't call you.
Why don't you fucking call me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why aren't you talking to me?
What?
That was funny.
I can't do that. I'm rotundancorpulent. I cannot do that.
I'm Santa.
you
You
Dang, this was like the best restaurant experience I know
It's a fun restaurant, not just for me
It's a party, man. I told you
This is the best drag show in the country
Palace Drag Brunch on South Beach in Miami, Florida
The best drag brunch
Yeah, it's the best in the world
It's the best
It's like this every time
I'm not even kidding
Every Saturday and Sunday.
The crowd is by the smacks.
Let's do this, Mr. Boys!
I'm so glad to understand that show up today.
No!
Well that's crazy!
That's a conversation!
That's fucking crazy!
So we only can't find y'all.
Y'all be at a funeral station.
A hard people.
Can't find a hitch.
No way!
I'll call you the first one I call.
Pull!
Face my stuff right!
The first time.
Pull!
We don't, we don't hold the charge, yeah bro.
We're free, we're free for that time.
Everything ain't free.
We're only just getting started.
It's Miami, c'est la Miami.
It's Miami, c'est la Miami, c'est la Miami.
It's Miami, c'est la Miami.
What time does the gang start today?
Chess 6?
You gotta drink some.
You gotta start drinking water.
We got to drink water and then we'll start drinking alcohol, but we'll be fine.
We got to get Super Bowl snacks.
We got to get Super Bowl snacks. We're going shopping right after this.
We're going to get Super Bowl snacks.
And then we're getting water.
And we got to sober up a little bit before the game.
And then we'll get drunk again.
And then sober up before we fly.
We're flying while drunk.
We're flying drunk.
I don't know. We're going to find out nobody's drunk.
I've heard don't drink and drive.
The fuck is going to pull you over?
Is it?
Flight Patrol?
No.
As long as you stay in the air, you can't get in trouble.
You know what I mean?
As long as you stay in the air, you can't get in trouble.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, and they have a fucking Air Force?
Exactly.
Unsexuals based on lies!
I'm going to eat and have a fight.
Breathe and breathe.
You don't want this danger here.
Let's throw it at him.
I don't want to show it to him.
I need you to wave at him.
Ladies and gentlemen, you have seen
to show you what, that's not how I know I am.
Let's look it up.
I'm going to say that's not how I know I am.
I mean, yeah, I think that's not how I know I am.
So, now, now basically all the hot, hot tenders and everything,
All the crew, all the people that are serving, all the people that are waiting tables, bartenders, everything to get out today.
You got a game over here too?
you
You
Oh
Thank you so much, I appreciate you for the good round, keep going, don't stop around,
bro.
My chair disappeared.
Nobody took his chair.
Yeah, check it.
You know that, we're up doing this out here.
Yeah, check it out.
So you know that, right?
So this is it.
We're going to do this.
I got it.
Come on.
Oh!
Check it out.
It's broken.
It lands on the floor.
All right, baby.
Let me just, baby.
I just hit a crushing with the chair.
Wait a minute.
I fucking see it.
What?
I'm good, yeah.
He still has the tooth.
It's okay.
You couldn't shift it, though.
Like, damn, that's fucking pop.
You look cool for a second in time.
It's not a game, Rich.
You're gonna get that nut.
And that hole is ready.
I guess you ready to go.
Ladies and gentlemen, you ready for some of the ballers?
Oh
That's it. That's it.
you
You
No, I can watch this in the car, yes I can.
What do you say?
I was like, oh, run up to the car and we don't want to do something.
He was like...
So, we both said...
They're starting to clean up and everything.
They're trying to...
Okay, I know that guy was wrong.
I like it.
Leo wants to know, is he crazy?
Is he crazy?
That's so funny.
They said you're fantastic.
This is their first time.
I love you guys.
Don't believe in it.
Don't trust believe in it.
Don't trust it.
Believe in yourself.
Don't trust me.
But believe in yourself.
And don't touch me.
Just believe in yourself.
But believe in yourself.
But don't trust me.
Don't trust me.
It's a lie to me, and it turns to me.
Don't touch me.
You're a pretty man.
Don't touch me.
You will make us the grown-ups.
So don't touch me.
Put it in my head.
Please put it in my ear.
Put it in my ear.
There you go!
Thank you so much!
Now move out the way!
Move out the way!
It's my arm swaying
and the next day, he beats you
and stills up
Do you want to know?
Hello!
Are you going for most dance awards?
Yes, I am!
No, he's not! He's not!
If they don't talk about it, it wasn't good.
It's closed, baby.
you
I
See ya!
I don't know what the type of the bus is.
That's the last performance.
Why am I gonna get drunk?
Look at this guy, why do you want to step?
Oh, oh, wow.
He's got some fucking glasses and breaking it out of here.
That's you.
The gays are only quoted for their only certified personnel
and not a blasted reputation.
The people are fucked up.
They're asking for your Instagram account.
Oh, it's a Lian Riley CB.
Check my dog out.
Woo!
I know.
How do people not get dizzy when they spin?
I'm a money spreader on one of them.
Why are you holding that for a whole second?
Why are you calling me daddy?
Oh, look out, look out.
Look out, look out.
Oh, God, how many kids?
Watch this part of money.
Look at all of that.
This is a great, great, great video.
You are so great.
This is a great, great, great video.
This is a great, great video.
This is a great video.
The live is airing.
One minute to go.
I'll show you this now.
Please.
A few more minutes to go.
You thought someone was playing for you, but you quit.
Come on, poke out.
Number one, we have a rooftop building on the 6th floor of this very building.
You can't just be outside and down the building.
You want to do this outside of the building.
You can't do it too.
Outside of the building.
You can go upstairs and stay.
So, Cap, what I'm doing is today,
what I'm doing is that you immediately watch this video.
What I would choose the other way is I would go to drag runs and I would go to the roof job and continue drinking.
And then we would go from the roof job to the gay bar.
We're not doing that tonight. I'm just telling you what we would do. Upstairs is the roof bar.
Look at all the muckers. This is crazy.
Right now, we would go to the roof job and we would party.
There's a pool up there.
And there's a pool floor. And we'd go to the pool. We're still going, mate. We're still going.
It's not over yet, guys.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
This was a team effort.
Every single player put a pocket out of them.
And they're going to put them on their own in this.
All of them.
Time and time and effort.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm gonna start again!
Yeah!
Yo Jack,
I'll kiss G2, Gae.
I saw them sitting with his old boyfriend, Gae.
I'll kiss G2, Gae.
Alright, baby.
And the people can do whatever it takes to make sure that Tito will be on!
We don't want to give her that much money. We'll give her a lot.
I just gave her like a hundred dollars!
That was funny!
That was a hundred!
I'm bad. I'm like that.
Hold on.
I have like a hundred bucks.
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
I'm not going to let it happen.
It's over.
I know.
Welcome to the runway.
The empty gaze of the second seas.
The one and only list of the
He said thank you so much for putting this man on the tour guide.
What the fuck is this man?
That's what the man was going to do.
That was a big, that was a good thing.
Yeah, you look good in that new red.
Joey told me, he put me beside you.
Hey, hey, hey.
You can never run in the desert.
Now.
You can run in the desert.
Yeah, I love you.
Yeah.
What is it, Debbie?
You can have that tonight, Debbie.
Come on.
Yeah.
Stop us from putting our hands up.
You know what I can't look at?
What is that? What is that?
Who can have it?
Nothing?
You have a smirk on your face.
I know it's different.
I'm gonna do behind me. I don't know.
Don't be a drunk.
Be a greasy.
This is the end of Austin's Stream Song!
Ladies and gentlemen, that has been Drag the Brunch with Austin Schell featuring your range.
That was great.
I just want to thank Rage for how brave you are to come here to their market.
You know what I mean? And how cool it is that you were just having a great time.
You know what I mean? That's bad.
I appreciate it.
No, it's awesome that you came in here, you showed a lot of people that have never seen this before.
You know what I mean?
Thank you, Ray!
Don't be afraid!
That's awesome!
A lot of people have preconceived conceptions and shit, and they got to see them as just
people having a good time, so...
We're gonna lie the whole day with you.
There's an upstairs!
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
There's another stamp!
Oh shit! Oh my god!
And we got it!
Who bought this one?
Wait, each shit?
Come on, guys!
All right, now we just have 24 hours to go.
Oh wow, wow, he's getting out of a bunch of shots.
Yo wow, wow man, wow.
Alright.
That was dragon punch ladies and gentlemen.
I want to give it up for Cyr and Heath Shoe.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, right here, Jack!
Whoa!
Now it's Super Bowl time already, guys!
Thank you!
Hey, that was good fun!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can we get a photo?
She's so social. She's so social. She's been going crazy.
I've had to pee. I've had to pee the whole time.
Oh, they're going crazy, look, they're going crazy, they're going crazy, they're going crazy.
Hey, Jack, give it up for Liam and Joey.
I'm going to raid rage. I'm going to raid rage and then I'm going live again when we
do the flight simulator. Can you do that or is that somebody? I'll start the raid. One
of my mods can you start the raid if you can start the raid that would be
appreciated all right maybe I can do it I'm gonna raid rage we're gonna be live
for the Super Bowl so rage is staying live I'm gonna go offline for a brief
period of time and then I'm going live again when we fly 747 later tonight
so give me a second I think I'm on my stream so I'm gonna raid it's just your
rage oh shit I tagged him wrong in the damn title is it too
two hours, your rage gaming. I'm gonna raid your rage gaming. It's in progress. All right,
we are going to be live, because we're gonna be live for like, God, I don't know how long.
We're gonna be live all the rest of the day. We're probably gonna be live till one o'clock
in the morning. We're gonna do, we're gonna go watch the Super Bowl together. And well,
first we gotta go shopping because we gotta get some stuff for our Super Bowl party. And
then after that we're going to go to fly a 747.
Now admittedly we probably need to sober up before then.
We're here to drink a little water.
What?
Are you using a little bit of water?
I don't think I need any water,
I think I'm perfectly fine.
Is he good?
I haven't seen this fuck up in a long time.
I'll be honest, I'll be honest,
I think I could probably fly a 747 easily.
Don't put me on that damn plane.
I don't want to be on that plane.
I'm actually good for being on the ground.
I'll walk.
Thank you guys so much.
I'm telling you, it's the end of mine.
I want to say how much it means to me.
It means to me that y'all came in and are you
learning how to make peace with us?
No, I'm not.
I don't know.
Look, look, look.
It means so much to me.
He's ready to basket up and watch the Super Bowl.
It means so much to me that this community came in and accepted all of us and watched
it and had a great time.
I think it's a really important thing.
I really appreciate all of you.
And it was a hell of a time.
So thank you all for watching
and coming into my world for a brief moment.
And I hope you guys had a good time, genuinely.
I hope you guys had a great time.
And we're continuing Rage is Live.
Did you, are you, are you controlling it?
Yeah, I'm waiting for you.
You can cut it off if you want.
And thank you Rage.
Yeah, we're on this page.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Is that what?
And then we're gonna go back later.
Yeah, but for later.
Let's go back.
Yeah, let's go.
I'll get you in.
I know people.
Fucking dog.
Are you good? Who's P1?
Do you want me to go first?
I'm gonna come back and I'll wait for you.
You want anything?
I'll carry a man too.
Yeah, she's big.
I'm here.
I'm in this do-rag too long.
Oh!
Okay.
You good, man?
Oh, man, I'm fucked up, Carter.
I am in no position to fly a 747,
but I will.
I will, and how you doing?
I'm in no position to fly a 747 400 it's a double-decker plane for the record
it's got four engines it's double-decker I think I think we can figure it out
yeah what's up oh yeah so are you drunk no actually no it takes a lot more
these days. That's a beautiful vehicle.
Let's start. Let's go. He's like, I know.
I mean, it's not that nice of a car to be a dick, you know? I don't even have to be an asshole about it.
He's like, yeah, I know. I'm not talking to you. What, that car? Yes. What, you're busing up Audi ain't enough?
Oh, wait. It's busted up. It's busted up right now. My Audi has got busted up. I wonder who
I did in fact hit a park Tesla, but you know what fuck you lost part it was part
Carter did you order yeah, I was having Carter
Texting me said the camera's man name is Carter Colton. I know your name is Colton
Yeah
So wait now I got Connor and I got Colt. Yeah, you get a lot of corners anything with a ski
You love something I fucked that up
Hey, how long how long was the long?
You actually do it better than Austin does and that guy's
Capital Q queer
Get back, get back.
Show me how it's done.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Right.
Watch this.
Okay.
Not the Irish jig.
Bro said.
I got a signature.
Okay.
Yup.
That's right.
Yup.
From the Queen.
Yup.
Fuck me up.
Yup.
Yeah, yeah
All right, all right rage rage took me out on that one
It's okay, you're still high I'll be fine
You guys didn't see it
But at one point during the brunch seer was trying to fan clock and he hit me in the face and then broke a glass
And they stopped serving you boom boom. Yeah, and they stopped serving me because I thought I broke the glass
He took my mosa
Wait, did they come up to you and say we can't give you any more?
No, they just never filled up my glass ever again.
No, it's because the endless mimosa's ran out after this one.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Right, right, right, right, right.
What's that on these?
We're bringing them all back in.
Conveniently the mimosa's ran out.
Yeah, conveniently.
Conveniently.
There were a lot of glasses breaking.
There were a lot of fans going off.
It's crazy.
There were straight men that were inserting something in a game run, and then they denied
the proof that people had the barge of mimosa.
It's just like, wow.
It's crazy to me.
Wow.
No, I forgot, I've been to this track before, I've been a couple of times, but it is not,
I can never, I can't, that was crazy, it went longer than I've ever expected.
See the dance that you learned in the hood, six, five, six, seven, eight, jokershade, I
don't know, yeah, fuck that shit up, every two, every two, George, George, uh, I don't
Yeah.
Every time.
All the cars staring at you, torque it!
Dork, dork, dork, dork!
No!
I don't know, this is not what they talking about.
Dork, dork, dork, dork.
Uh, uh, uh.
Okay, got it.
How's that?
It's not a good fall.
Dork, you just can drive that far.
Oh.
You know what's up?
He's slanging.
If Pete said a dick, it would be...
Wait, that guy's laughing at me!
No, he's laughing at me!
Of course!
Your shirts have been inside out this whole time.
What?
Yes, your buttons are on the inside and your tag is on the outside this whole time.
Your shirts have been inside out this whole time?
Oh my god, that's what everybody was looking at.
Look, they're recording you because you're...
I didn't know it was inside out the whole time.
She is dying laughing and dying.
I'm so sorry.
It was inside out.
She had to read.
Yeah!
I'm the most astute.
Down the street.
Yeah, don't worry.
We paid for the brunch.
We didn't die in Dash.
I gave one of my producers a credit card.
Guys, two credit cards.
Why are you listening to that screen?
What?
the brunch we didn't die in Dash. I gave one of my producers the credit card.
Guys, two, okay.
Why are you listening to that screen?
What?
What the?
What is that?
What's funny is I got what's in it.
It was very minimal.
That guy was even a part of the show.
I know.
No, he came from a different table. The table that bought a shot.
Hey, where's your hot front range?
Give it up for Joey, everybody. Joey's saying bye to my.
Are you leaving?
It turned out, I have to tell.
It's fine.
Oh my god, no, the cable sitting next to us was so fine.
We got all their Instagrams,
we're going upstairs to meet them,
and we are gonna...
I was dying when they were like...
We're gonna see, I don't know, like,
how many trains run through Miami.
Because Adam and Adam are doing a ticket ban.
Right, right, right.
Look, a motive city, bro.
Look, a motive city.
Joey and Gaby, everybody.
Trying to be the caboose.
Joey and Liam flew all the way from Los Angeles.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You guys can take a picture.
We're probably going to have a big problem.
We're all begging for rage.
They're like, Rage, please come back, please.
You've left us alone with a bunch of homosexuals who are drunk as fuck.
Please save us, please.
We're having a good time up here.
You're like, please, please, please, please, please, please.
You gotta pull the camera off of me, my guy.
Yeah, well, we're going to be up here.
We're going to have you take a picture.
Rage went to the bathroom.
He'll be back shortly, Chad.
Shut up, he'll be back shortly.
I might wait till we get to you.
You got a P2?
I might wait till we get to you.
The pictures I got of you are here.
It's okay, it's alright.
They're like, Rage, we've had three hours of homosexuality.
We need you back.
What's this guy? Look at this motorbike.
Yo!
He's pissed we call him a cat, he's like go fuck yourself.
That's Frontier!
Is that over?
Yeah.
That's it.
Chill.
That's a day for the joint office.
Yay.
I'm a fucking dog.
I'm a fucking rat dog.
Oh, I did the shot.
I'm sorry.
Well, they took two to us, too.
That's crazy.
They never called a cat a gang.
See you.
The line for the bathroom is very long because after drag
brunch, everybody has to go to the bathroom.
taking a fast shit, which honestly after chicken and waffles, I get it.
He told me he shits five times a day.
Five times.
Ha ha.
Damn, he throw his fiber in my sleeve, hold on, he's fibering holy shit.
What times a day is what he told me?
No, I thought I'd, no, he said those words just for safety.
That's it?
Just five times?
Ha ha ha.
No, I can't think of anything.
Austin, the strips inside out.
No, it's not.
No, the 108.
I don't know.
What do you know?
I don't think it's a thing.
I don't know.
What do you know?
I don't know.
I don't think it's a tag.
No it's not a tag.
I don't even know.
I'll have to add to their shirt and sign out this entire time.
What do you want?
It's a poster for Austin's outfit.
What?
It does look right.
That's my impact.
That man used to wear skinny jeans unironically.
It's funny.
Is that part of the shoelace is being untied as well?
It's kind of hot.
That's the big shit but like that's just, I mean he used to have some homosexual butt.
Okay.
Overall, it's a difficult impact.
You have to mention the fact that he used to wear a skin.
That's who
Just you just amazing
I mean listen, I look at drug dealers in movies and I copy them. Oh, that's hot. That's hot
Get it slipped out and it's a 90 97% yes
I'm like slipbos is a different context.
What does that mean?
It's about shit out my ass.
Every time I go pissed, they think it's shit.
I thought it was like your dick.
No, no, no.
It's about like shit.
Chill, chill, chill.
I got the absolute, but that's OK too.
We don't say those right, chat?
We don't say no slurs.
If you ask Austin.
You got it.
I got one or two slurs I'll write out into it.
Come on, chat.
You got the pass.
See, I was trying to go pass some fast laws.
Give him the pass, he can get his pass.
Your fear in episode was amazing.
He did your ride on yesterday too.
I love that this is what it all led to.
Did you have fun?
Age icon in the making?
It was actually lit. It was actually fun as well.
It's not gonna turn out.
Y'all make it a lit.
Are these really not over?
No.
I
He's so nice. I like it must be a patriot or something. I don't know
They have really good pina coladas upstairs
The one up here
You never hit the bottom of your Malosa, you never hit the bottom of it.
Because it never is calling that shit.
Let's go bottom.
I've never tried.
I tried.
Do you think we should all get one drink upstairs?
I feel like I can't.
Put a one and try?
We should drink upstairs?
Put a two and try it?
We shouldn't.
Try it.
Look at us.
This is the rooftop pool.
Come on.
Like.
Bro, are they fucking neck it up?
100%.
No one's thinking.
At the gathering, maybe different.
That's the bottom.
But this is not family space, but you can get that space.
Oh, they keep drinking.
That's pretty good.
All right, let's go up there to the pool and get a drink.
Yeah, let's go see the rooftop.
It's a great drink.
One drink.
It's an experience.
It's part of the property.
We got to get to the shoot.
Oh.
It's a pretty time.
It's like a rooftop pool.
It's like 17 flights to stay.
No, it's not.
And there he is, you know.
And your hair's clean.
He fucked up.
He's had the knees.
They're not letting me go to the roof, like, they're running and shitting.
Okay Bad Bunny, if you're watching this, I love you.
Bad Bunny, try to watch chat, how many times have Bad Bunny been in the chat?
Just in case, we never know, if you know you know.
We gotta go watch the Super Bowl.
Actually, dude, that's what we...
That's so sweet.
That was for you, Hasan.
I watch the house, I watch the house I'm showing you too.
But that one ain't gonna go crazy.
Where is the dra-
Are you over?
Yeah.
You want me to go where to go?
I don't know where the fuck to go.
I don't know where the fuck-
Let's just walk this way.
Yeah, let's just walk this way.
Hey.
Oh, sorry.
Thank y'all.
For real.
Thank y'all.
No, thank you.
That was amazing.
Hey, hey, you're in good time.
Actually, it's-
I'm not even laughing.
Actually, it's time.
Thank you.
You know how to get a living, no matter what the fuck we are, yeah?
They get guys out for it, okay?
They guys love them, man.
It's been a long day without you, my friend.
And I'll tell you what, over and over.
You can't say that with this fucking Mustang behind your head.
Wait, they don't?
No!
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
I know you're off tomorrow, but if you want to shoot me,
I'll be inside tomorrow.
What y'all doing?
I'm amic-
We're just-
All right, Chad.
Hey, I'll miss you.
Think about me.
We'll see you soon.
You're fucking fine.
A little bit of-
Oh, a little bit of-
Oh, a little bit of that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh.
Should I-
Should I man-ness you right now?
Turn around.
Come on.
Should I man-ness you?
Oh, shit, that was shit.
Mussy, that must be the whole thing.
You know how it is, it's all grown up, huh?
All right, guys, so what are we doing, guys?
Hey, some fuck with you again.
I said you want?
Yeah, I don't do that, man.
I don't do that for the whole time.
You don't do that for the whole time.
You don't hang out with, like, girls.
You know what, we'll do some shit.
We're gonna go watch the Super Bowl because we already did that.
We've maxed out for the day.
We're gonna do straight activities.
Illustration.
Get that if I didn't spend all this.
You want me gobbling?
There's a baby.
Bye.
Can I hold five?
Oh wait, what's right here?
That's his dick!
I want this cock, yeah, I want this cock!
He has a buddy in his pocket!
Please could I have five dollars please
I put a lot of money in your pocket
Okay that's one could I have four dollars please
See ya, see ya!
Could I have four dollars?
Ah, you gotta ignore her.
No, the proper party doesn't give me shit!
I'm a sugar mom
$4, please I gotta pay for this floor right now. No, that's you I gotta pay for him. Come on
No, he doesn't
Why do I keep on paying for him?
Me come on. Come on a fan for brunch. I had a fan also has that
Something you spent like $300 on fans
I think we end up getting
dollars on fans you know what you guys got a lot of subs
that's five no that's five one two three four what the f**k
all four no all four
what are you doing your cousin right now
that was four
I hope what team are you running for for Super Bowl
Seahawks at the news
no you were you I know I heard you earlier Seahawks
Okay, fucking lose. I bet I'm gonna buy me on that shit. Well, I have 500 on patience, so
Rob me put all that cash in your pocket
With that cash come from oh, yeah, okay
Bye.
Hello.
Ladies, let's go get a drink, ladies.
Three years.
Yes, then.
Thank you.
Hey, three years.
Fuck.
How can I remember?
Hey, don't forget.
I'm not dying at three years, Austin.
I'll get fucked.
Okay.
I'm not dying in three years, Austin, y'all can fuck.
Go Seahawks.
Seahawks.
Okay, so hands down, can we talk about it?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course we can.
It was one of the most fun questions I've ever had in my life.
No, I told you it was going to be the gayest thing you've ever done.
These gay shit I've ever done.
But.
One of my fucking questions ever.
You know what the thing is, is people need to realize,
is you can go to a gay bar and do the gay shit you've ever done,
but then walk out of it and still be in straight.
That's the fact.
Oh yeah, a lot of people don't realize that.
I think a lot of people think I'm gay now.
No, I know.
Which is cool.
That's the thing.
But it's up to the thing.
But see, the thing is, is who gives a fuck what anybody thinks?
Hold on, preach.
Preach Austin.
Yo, yeah, Austin Preach.
No, but who gives a fuck what anybody thinks?
And anybody that projects that, anybody that says that, is projecting their own insecurity.
I'm serious, I'm sorry.
What would they be insecure about?
They're insecure about, because they feel like, well they're insecure as a person.
They feel like when they're around gay people, they have to tell everybody that they're straight
because they don't want to be perceived as gay because they're not secure in themselves.
Does that make sense?
So that's what happened on behalf of them.
I'm not gonna give them a secure.
They're insecure because they're afraid
of being perceived as something that they're not.
But at the end of the day, if you're secure with yourself,
you don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Does that make sense at all?
Wait, the driver's waiting.
What the fuck is the driver saying?
I don't know.
NYT.
It's a suburban.
Okay, cool.
What happened to the car that drove you there?
Did they drive off?
Yeah.
Got the fuck up about it.
He's fucking left.
Oh, I think this is him.
This is great. Perfect.
He's already chilling out.
What the fuck?
Yes.
Hello.
Oh!
Okay.
Let Kota go pee now.
You good?
That was awesome. I really appreciate it.
That was awesome that you did that.
I...
I'll be honest with you, Rach.
with the rage that was even dare than I imagined yeah that was that was even top
one gayest that was my hair that I've ever experienced in my entire life that
was and I'm gay but you you did it you took it like a champ took it like a
chapter you have to admit that those girls are talented yep I'm gonna be
honest I can't lie to you yeah I was scared that I was gonna have to stand up
They get some shit thrown on me.
Yeah, yeah.
You feel me?
Now on the floor, I guess I should bounce on me.
Yeah, yeah.
And honestly, no, just especially if it came to that,
I would have ran.
Yeah.
But I did not know you were allowed to say no.
Yeah, of course you are.
Of course you are.
Also that they know who's who.
They knew you were straight.
Yeah, that's why they didn't go straight.
They knew you would be uncomfortable.
The people that they pulled out there
were people that they knew.
Yeah.
Liam, the guy that was pulled out there,
people know who Liam is.
Yeah.
That drag queen that was pulled out there,
she's famous, she's on RuPaul's Drag Race.
You know what I mean? So like the people that they pulled out there, they knew these people, they knew they were going to be comfortable.
So I obviously ooze.
They don't want to put people out that aren't comfortable with whatever.
I obviously ooze.
Just heterosexual oral.
Well clearly I... somebody took my shirt off so clearly I'm not oozing.
Your shirt got taken off?
It did.
My shirt got taken off.
You know, Leo started making out with one of them.
What shocked you?
What was the biggest shock for you?
The biggest shock was actually like,
never pulling people first, my first shock.
Was them pulling people out of the crowd.
You're like, fuck them.
You know, second biggest shock
was how much motion Liam and your friends,
Joey and the gay community. Yes. Yes. It was gay niggas sending us shots. Yeah. It was like, yo
Yes, because that those were who they were so just for some context you guys
You know who a Bella dangerous? I
Know who Bella can I tell you something? Can I tell you a secret? Talk to me? She was supposed to be here today
But I it was because it was the Super Bowl and she's having a Super Bowl party. She wasn't able to make it
I was I was playing that surprise. You know why she was supposed to be here today
Why?
Because Liam is her best friend.
And I almost had it, but then I forgot.
I forgot that it was the fucking Superbowl.
A bell and danger will pose a beat with us at a table!
Yes, and I fucking fucked it up because...
Oh, fucking danger!
What the fucking videos I watched?
I know, I know, yes.
Fuck, I got my fucking head fucking on!
I know, I know.
I was going to have a bell and danger come on.
We asked her, I talked to her.
I'm gonna go to dinner with her tomorrow to make sure
But maybe we can set something up in the future, but I fucking videos I know I know I didn't even know who she was until I talk to
She has a signature video they used to watch all the time
I know she had lime green socks. I know I know everybody knows what that video is
But anyway, Liam is her best friend Liam you have to understand motion is what they call it, right?
What do they call it motion motion?
Liam has so much motion. It's crazy
Liam sorry just what does he actually do Liam is a he he he's a co of a porn
podcast called pillow talk so but he don't do porn you know he did he does
he did he did and does he did he retired I think okay but Joey the guy Joey he
does do porn oh he's an adult performer and he's won 23 awards because he's very
famous in the gay community. You could win awards for that. Yes, they have the
AVNs, the adult video awards, and then they have the gay VNs, which is the gay
version of that. And it's the same weekend they give the awards and you know, a
good friend of mine for example, Mia Malkova, do you know Mia Malkova? I know Mia Malkova.
Yeah, she won Blowjob Queen of the Year. They give similar awards on both sides.
When the fuck did she win that? When did she win that? I don't know, I haven't
She hasn't won it in a few in a little bit. Yeah, I know but I you know Mia's fantastic. She's a good friend
Yeah, she's like a cool person. She's awesome. I'm better. What's she's for? Yeah, she's awesome
Oh, it's Mia. Mia is the girl next door. She's amazing. She's a man. I've never met her
So Liam Liam I go around West Hollywood, California, and I'll just be walking and people will shout from their windows Liam's name
What he's like the type of gay friend that you that will hook you up. Yeah
Yes, have you ever did porn but nobody knew you were in it? That's crazy. We all
No, so you've never been on like a only fans video. No, because my dick is not photogenic
It's not I have to be honest with myself like it looks good. It does the job, but like it's not a star
You know what I mean? Yeah, like it's not a star
It would it would kind of like it wouldn't really it's good enough
It'd be the trick you say nobody nobody's complaining
complaining. Nobody's disappointed, but it's not a star. You know what I mean? Like it's
not...
It has to be a star though.
I think that, I'll be honest with you, I think that most men, and there's a lot of
men in here that are insecure about there, you know what? And I think it's because of...
Because of Cox.
Yeah, because porn is, it's not fake.
It's not fake, it's just you have the stars.
Yeah.
Right?
All the singer stars.
It's like, yeah, it's like the professional athletes.
Yeah.
That's not like that average person. No, it's it doesn't represent the average person. So when you go out there and you see
Penis is in the wild
You realize well actually porn is not really representative of what it actually is and
I may have seen a few and I can tell you from experience personal experience. It's not what you think it is
So, you know, I mean don't be you know who puts the you know, you know, it's crazy. Yes is
You know who puts the expectation on the size of your stuff?
You know what I mean?
Other men.
I was going to ask you this.
Other men are the ones that are most concerned about it,
because women don't really give a shit.
Because at the end of the day, it's about,
it's not about, and you know how it's the cliche thing.
The cliche thing is it's not what you do, it's how you do it.
is an absolute truth.
Now, take that with a grain of salt
because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with a girl.
But, but I've heard from women.
I've been saying that.
I've been hearing that.
Women have told me that.
I've been hearing that.
Okay.
I'll get with a girl and they'll talk shit
about the last thing that's dead.
Well, yeah, but that's just because they're petty and shit.
They're not, they don't actually care about that.
Or they just try to gas you up for real.
That's true.
Or they just try to gas you up.
Yeah.
Every time they talk shit about the last thing that's cocked.
Yeah.
I'm like, yo, I don't even know nothing.
You know why they do that?
just because they know it affects them.
That's why they do it.
But they're not hearing it, though.
No, no. They don't actually care.
They're doing it because they know that affects them.
You know what I mean?
They just know that that's an insecurity
so that they go after that.
Even if it's not true.
Do you think the Uber driver,
does they give us a bad rating?
I don't know what you're Uber rating.
Like a 4.9?
Yes, probably going to go to 4.7, 4.8.
But it's okay. You got it.
of anybody getting kicked off
We're just having real talk
That's what we're looking around at the plane today. Yeah, you gotta go from you know, it's it's the plane is like drive
I mean driving a car is similar to flying a plane in the fact that it's not similar at all
Yeah, I was gonna say what the one was absolutely zero similar zero similarities
The only thing they do is they're driving something or riding something inside something.
Zero similarities in flying a plane. Absolutely.
So have you ever done anything that's related to flying a plane before?
Um, I flew a plane in Greta Voto in Battlefield.
Okay. You know the general mechanics.
I know what an Airbus A380 is. What's an Airbus A380?
That's a commercial airplane. It's correct.
And how many decks does it have one to two?
What's it control with the yoke or the what is it? No, it's not science thing
Chat this is crazy. It's gonna blow your mind the a380 the biggest passenger jet in the world is controlled with a joystick
It's insane. Oh
Then I'll be a 380 even Airbus a321. Oh, and they have a 320
I'm sorry because of that Gary who's obsessed with planes. He wants to be a pilot so bad
He also he talks about since he was a kid. I'm sorry for really well clearly you tune him out half the time
What do you say when he says that I
Mean interested in the moment, but I forgot I forget yeah, you're worn out fucking war. What is so wait?
I've just it's just occurred to me that all the conversations you've had with this guy
Have prepared you for this moment tonight since I was like literally 10 years old
You know, it's fucked up is this already this is this guy's dream and you're living this guy's dream and you don't give a fuck
Okay, okay, but this is even better than that yeah like I genuinely believe that if it was between
Somebody that has just a private pilot's license and flies one of those little small planes and a commercial jet. I'm more qualified
Then to fly a commercial jet. I don't really see those things. Yes. They're the FAA record
So Chad, let me explain to you.
When a pilot trains in a simulator,
the next time that he flies the plane is with passengers.
That's how realistic it is.
They trust you so much from that simulator alone
that the next time you're flying the plane is with passengers
from the simulator to the passenger.
Do these pilots get mad at pussy?
Oh yeah.
How though?
They're always in a conflict.
Yeah, but the pilots, it's when they come out of the cockpit, it's when they get it.
You're getting the fucking order of flight attendants.
Oh, yes.
They're going crazy.
Oh, yes.
The thing about pilots is, think about pilots.
They travel all over the world.
Right.
And it's not even just travel all over the world while they're working, but the pilot
benefits are tremendous.
So pilots have the opportunity, they can travel all over the world for free.
True.
Right?
No, no, no.
They reach their stop, they stay at hotels and shit.
Yeah, they stay at hotels.
Yeah, yeah, and somebody asked how much the simulator is look
I've just been making it up the whole time, but it is somewhere in the range between 15 and 30 million dollars
It's very deep. Why it's so detailed because the FAA the Federal Aviation Administration
Has to come out to the simulator and certify it to be trained on because the simulator has to
What does Mother Folk say, $1,000?
No, no, no, no, no.
These are multi-million dollar simulators.
They have to, they're called level D simulators.
So why would I buy a plane at that point?
Well, that's a good point.
No, but because they need these simulators
to train the pilots to fly the planes.
You can't train in a plane.
Yeah, the fucking crash.
Where we're going today is a place
that is training pilots to fly the plane.
The real pilots have been trained
in the life of Kennedy.
It's going to be like, this is how it's going to go.
It's going to be like a pilot for FedEx, a pilot for Lufthansa,
a pilot for British Airways, United American Delta,
and then your age in Austin Show.
That's how their schedule's going to be, right?
You ain't no slush, you got real flight hours.
I do have real flight hours.
I've flown the A320 and the 737-800,
but I've never flown the 747.
So much so, I'll be honest with you,
I need to text a friend who's a pilot for the 747
Because I don't even know how to start it.
Let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
Who did 9-11?
Bush.
100%.
There's no doubt about that.
He definitely did 9-11.
There's no doubt.
I mean, the only reason we would have justification
to go into Iraq is because of 9-11.
And he even, you know, yeah, Bush did 100%.
There's no way he didn't know about it.
What did Iraq say about 9-11?
Did they say, yeah, we did that shit?
Iraq didn't do 9-11.
So this is the history lesson.
Actually, I'll be honest, I don't think Bush did 9-11.
Like, that was kind of a joke.
Who actually did 9-11?
Well, Osama bin Laden.
Osama and them.
Yeah, and then, Osama and them.
Were they claiming that shit, though?
Al-Qaeda, yeah, they did.
Al-Qaeda plotted against the United States to do 9-11.
But what happened, what happened,
what happened with 9-11, it's interesting,
is that the United States knew they had intelligence
confirmed that Osama was willing to, he was hell-bent on attacking the United States.
There was intelligence previous to suggest that.
And the thing about Iraq that was interesting is they just said, Iraq had nothing to do
with 9-11.
We basically said, Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
We're going to go attack them.
Americans said we can't tell the difference between anybody because you know Americans are kind of racist and they were just like oh fuck
I guess they did 9-11 and so they just went in there and
Attacked Iraq and a lot of Americans thought that Iraq did 9-11 and Saddam Hussein did 9-11
but
They had it had enough to Saddam Hussein and Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11 at all
right
Do you think?
Which is interesting
So every time I look at the 9-11 today, like yo towers can't go down like that. That's weird. Well, I
Don't know. I've been done. I haven't done I haven't done
Research on that myself. Do you think who do you think?
No, I'm at the mind state of nothing will surprise me anymore
If somebody comes out and God comes down tomorrow like yo, you're in a fucking simulation or something here or everybody the elites all this
Yeah, I'm like, okay, but but if some of those job, okay
Like I did ask, there's no solid proof of nothing.
Do you believe in God?
Yeah.
I do too.
And I do just in case.
You're fucked.
Because when I was younger, right, right?
Chad, I was younger gang, bear with me.
Okay.
I think I got to like, I was 12 years old
and my brain started questioning itself.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm gonna start questioning itself just in case.
Right, just in case.
That's that's what my brains are doing. I'm being honest in case because I consider Jesus Christ to be the hometown God
I'm rooting for
Like yeah, I grew up with her. Yeah, America Jesus Christ. That's her. That's who we root for. That's our God most
You know the predominant popular religious population in the United States are Christians. So that's who I that's who I go for
That's my God
I got in trouble in school cuz I said I said who wouldn't know one-on-one. I was a jet though
I said Jesus Christ or or Muhammad and they got tight and I was like okay God or Allah
And then they got tight too. Well God is same
That is God God God's a Jit though like yeah Allah and God is the same Allah is God in Arabic
Yeah, I didn't know that
It's like saying who would win in a fight Jesus or Jesus
Yeah
You were having got you were doing God Wars yeah, I was questioning everything you were you were putting gods against each other
One of them got to be real so who's the guy
Who's got the best I felt so she think I'm like you know what what's crazy
And I don't know the details so I'm not gonna go into it, but Islam and Christianity have a lot of a lot of
Like Jesus is recognized and Muhammad is like they're recognized in each other's scripture. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it is. It is. Oh, look at the cruise ship. So that cruise ship chat. Do you remember during drag brunch? There was a
one of these cruise ships out here is
There's a cruise called Atlantis
And Atlantis isn't even a cruise company, but they rent out cruise ship. It's a gay cruise and
Atlantis will rent out an entire cruise ship
and it's just a gay cruise.
Like, they'll rent out like a Royal Caribbean ship,
a Virgin Atlantic ship, MSC, whatever.
And they'll just literally, it'll be a gay cruise,
they'll take over, they'll throw the company out,
and they'll rent the cruise ship.
And it'll call it Atlanta's cruise ship.
So some people at Drag Brunch today were on that cruise,
and they were stopping in Miami
as one of the stops on the cruise.
They had the best brunch of their life.
Yes, they did.
No, that brunch that you guys saw, which by the way,
W's in the chat for a chat, because y'all,
I'm gonna send a chat chat.
You guys took it really well, and that was fantastic.
To see, you got, look, you got, you got,
you got exposed to another world.
Chat took it very well?
Yes, they did.
But, I hope we group chat.
That clicked once, what are we?
Okay, what happened?
What happened?
I saw a tweet.
What did they say?
They had 200 comments down there.
Okay.
I saw the first comment and didn't keep scrolling, and I was like, all right, man, I'm not gonna get it back.
What did the tweet say?
Dudes of fit.
Dudes what?
Dudes of fit.
Oh, they said the F-sledder.
Yeah.
Yeah, that don't bother me.
That don't bother me.
I call Hasan that all the time.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I do too.
I'll be honest with you.
That is crazy.
But remember, that's what I talked about.
That's what I talked about.
talk about people that have to say that are not secure in themselves you have
to look at the place that we just came from we all had a great fucking time and
we're having fun and those people at the drag bunch are enjoying themselves
they're drinking they're having fun they're eating great food and what the
fuck else is other people doing they're sitting behind a fucking Twitter account
miserable and we're drinking mimosas and vodka so it's fucking fucked up
Now we're about to go watch the Super Bowl and land at 747.
Oh my god, we gotta fucking fly an airplane.
Yeah, we have to somehow figure out and land and fly an airplane.
Yo Greg, if you pull up to the crib to watch Super Bowl, bring some Zaza.
I'm trying to fly a plane while I'm fucking hot.
I'm trying to fly in the middle.
Fuck you, come on.
Yo, aim hot.
You know what I'm saying?
But I feel like most people like that.
I feel like your community is generally positive.
No, no, no. My community is positive.
Also like I've gotten messages from Maya. Maya was in the chat
Wait, no Maya
Wait, Sina even reached out Maya is actually super supportive. Yeah whole weekend
W sinners in the chat. She did ask text me. She's like
Like you are awesome our Pete game. Yeah, we fucking sit up. Yeah
She actually be testing what is like shit going on that she fucked with you. Yeah Maya as well
Maya generally appreciate good content. Yep. Good
messages being spread yep yep look I'll be honest you know what we should hold
on I know stream rewards is a while away yeah we gotta try to get nominated
it's real it's a collab collab with the earth look I know it's gonna be a battle
it's gonna be a battle it's gonna be a battle but I'm gonna fight for it I'm
I'm going to fight for it because I think it's I think it's meaning what we've
done is meaningful. Yeah, but people look at ship so service value. They're not
deep humans. They just see shit and don't really but it's meaning process. Yeah, I
know, but it's actually meaningful. It's meaningful. It's possible, you know. It's
meaningful. I think what what this is meaning because also the thing that I've
realize what's interesting. I want to tell you about it because I tend to now you may
not think that I'm straight presenting my my outfit. Okay, but because of the because of
the way that I present, yes, I'm able to exist in spaces that other gay men cannot, right?
specifically there were some gay men that were with us today that cannot exist in this space
yeah Liam is hella gay yeah Liam is hella gay of course and Liam but but he but he performed
but but he can't exist in many spaces did you call me daddy? well I see Track going crazy one
time I don't know what's going on he said daddy's got money but it wasn't like he was calling you
daddy it just meant like oh it was like he called me daddy was he calling me daddy? yeah but but like
Austin, yeah, it's okay, but I know but I'll be honest with you
He wasn't calling you daddy like like in a sexual way. It was like oh daddy like it's kind of like a
Okay, I'm asking you a question. Oh daddy like I'm gonna ask you a question
Okay, you gotta be honest. I'm ready. Don't lie to me. Don't think I'm gonna get disgusted so I won't lie to you
If I was gay, yes, sure
Wouldn't leave my fucking
like tonight
sure, I don't like
It would have taken some it would have taken some time
Because you know what if you were gay you would be like I will say in the gay community
Gay men
Masculinity is attractive to a lot of gay men
Right, but Liam knew you were straight and so Liam. It's over. Yeah, so he's being silly
So he also knows you're straight. So he thinks it's funny to poke funny
You remember how I said gay men are gonna faddo
Do you remember when the drag queen came up to you and Joe and she was like are y'all homosexuals and Joey said
This guy's a homosexual. Exactly. Exactly. You're like no he's not. I was like I was like trying to defend you. I was like no he's not
No he's not. I was trying to you know defend you know to make sure people knew what was what
right he said you're cute I mean he did he did say that straight man called me
cute too though yeah he did say that and to be honest yeah yeah he did say that
was he lying yeah was he lying don't chat yeah
is the sun hitting my face right now? look at the orphan
was he lying chat? hey bait us to edit real quick play some music on the background
I did. No fucking way. Did my podcast tweet, you, me, and a d...
Holy fuck, what was that?
That was on the stream yesterday.
That was last night?
That is so fucking funny.
Oh God
I got so fucked up during that stream. Oh my god, I'm still I'm still kind of
But I'm kind of in the phase where I'm base I'm getting emotional
No, it's just talking about how much this means to me. This is great. I'm telling you this is meaningful
I'm telling you, this is awesome.
I'm telling you, to do what I do, you know how long I struggled with being who I was?
And now I'm able to come in front of an audience that like thousands of people and just be
who the fuck I am and not actually genuinely give a fuck what people think about it.
It's powerful.
It's fucking powerful.
I'm telling you.
That's what we do to Shuffle Dead.
It tells you, it's crazy.
Come on, bro.
No, I'm telling you, it's awesome.
We need more positivity in this bit.
It's awesome.
Yeah, the world is crazy.
They hate people for being who they are. This is who people are like why the fuck why would people fake that actually?
Why would people fake that because if you think about it like you know most people technically aren't gay
Yeah, so why would people fake it if it wasn't popular? You know what I mean?
Logically try to have conversation with you think you think motherfuckers are like choosing choose it again fucking bullied by you
No, no, it's like a roasted. That's what I'm saying. Okay, but the yeah
And then there's spaces like this thing because you just be they freed open something. So my thing is this
I just hope that people like I get treated well across the board even by communities that are kind of a little homophobic
Like your community is not homophobic like you guys are awesome
But like even communities that are kind of on the fringe and a little homophobic I get treated really well
because the root of homophobia is in
and bullying people that aren't masculine.
That's what it means, right?
So people that aren't as presenting as straight,
they get bullied, people know I'm gay,
and they support me.
So the real challenges I have for people
is I think I want people to treat every gay person
like they treat me.
Does that make sense?
You know, and of course, I of course get discriminated against,
but my experience as a gay man,
I have tremendous privilege.
I'm white and I'm gay, but I'm also straight presenting.
I have a lot of privilege.
I can move through many different spaces
and exist without being, you know.
So who would you say in the group that we were today
probably gets more, gets like more shit than you
just because of how they're presented?
Well, they would tag, I mean,
my boyfriend would grew up getting more shit than I did.
Liam probably grew up, but see the thing is
Liam grew up in West Hollywood, like he grew up in LA.
So he was around like he, he, he lives,
Liam literally lives in West Hollywood.
First of all, by the way, your boyfriend's funny as shit.
He's cool as fuck.
I would have thought he was a streamer.
He is his streamer.
Actually?
Yeah, he just started though.
So, you know, you know,
yeah Christian started streaming like about six or six
to 10 months ago, but no, he's, he's much cooler.
Like he does not know, I don't,
he's teaching me like all like the cool shit and stuff.
You know?
And no, Christian is awesome.
He's great and he's taught me a lot.
And he grew up and his skin is very thick.
He's got thick skin and I appreciate that
because he's taught me how to get thick skin
because I didn't, I didn't,
I haven't always had the thickest of skin, you know?
Like doing what we just did, I was nervous as fuck
to put that in front.
Cause I love that.
I love what we just did.
Like I do that on my own, you know what I mean?
And like, I don't even expect,
I'm not telling you guys,
you guys have to go to drag brunch, you know what I mean?
Like it's not everybody's thing, right?
I just want you to, you know, just accept people
and what they like to do.
You don't have to hate it.
You don't gotta.
You don't have to go.
You don't want pass it to people like,
oh, yeah, hey, it's not for me, but that's okay.
You know what I mean?
Like, not everybody's gonna enjoy it.
Being, it's just about just like, oh, that's fine.
You don't have to hate it.
And by the way, Chad, nobody's forced to do anything.
If I really didn't want to go to Dragbroth,
I would have been on close to our nine.
Yeah, yeah, no, you would have told me.
You would have told me.
I would have been on nine talking to that shit.
But yeah, no, I think it's good.
I think this has been a, it's cool because like what you showed me yesterday,
I've never had an opportunity to experience that.
Literally to the beginning of the day, I've experienced none of this before in my life.
No, you've never before.
And what's that as wasn't my life.
You haven't even met a gay person.
No.
You've never been.
I don't even understand it.
A gay person's never been in my house ever.
I know.
I'm the first one.
And I don't know how much I just don't know.
You just don't know.
You feel me?
No, like you just, you just don't know.
And it's not your fault.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? I don't play, I don't think it's bad.
You don't have to hate.
Like, it's not like, you're not homophobic
because you don't know any gay people,
you just don't happen to hang around with gay people.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
And that's okay, it's totally okay.
And if you're at home and you have that same experience,
it's okay, but I think it's really cool to go out
and get to know people.
Cause you don't really know them until you kinda talk to them
and you live in their world for a second.
That's a fact.
You know what I mean? You get to know them.
You motherfuckers are smart, I'll tell you that much.
Oh yeah.
I don't know how to have some fucking fun.
That's what I'm saying.
At the end of the day, you may, it may be like,
oh man, I don't know if drag munch is my thing,
but you can't deny people want to have fun with it.
Yeah, you can't deny these people.
You can't be having fun with it.
Yeah, you can't.
You can't deny people like,
I'm gay and we were two and a half hours in,
I was like, God.
Damn, that's a lie.
There's another fucking round of this shit.
What the fuck?
I was like, y'all kind of, I thought at the end of it,
I thought at the end of it,
It was gonna be over when they brought the dance,
or when they brought the crowd out.
But it kept going and going.
And Liam knew, Liam was like,
oh, it's another round, it's another round,
it's another round.
So, but yeah, seriously, for you to do that is incredible.
Because that takes a lot of balls
because I know there's preconceived notions of people
that are gonna be like, you know, oh, that's gay.
Yeah, you know what I mean, but I'm telling you it takes it I'd say the most
manly and not to get not to it's kind of a contradiction a little bit to say
this but like the most manly thing you can do is fucking not give a fuck what
anybody thinks I never I don't understand that's that's always been me I don't give
a fuck about shit but niggas that use me not giving a fuck yes for the wrong
reasons of course I'm like well hold on yes I don't give a fuck but don't get it
Fucked up game. I'm not like no weirdo as like in cell out. You feel me? Yeah, I don't give a fuck about
I don't judge me. I don't judge me for what they like. Yes, of course you like what you like
What the fuck and exact and the other thing is nobody's trying to make you gay. You can't make somebody. Yeah, so do you care?
You're either gay or you're not gay. Exactly. It's very it's very it's very simple. It's very straightforward
You know what I mean?
That's it. There's no pain.
I said, now you gay, you just also have muscles.
You know, I think so. Wait, is this it?
It should be.
Okay, whatever the house, we gotta go to the house.
Uh...
Maybe keep one more, one more down?
Can we keep... maybe...
Oh, wait, no. It might be one more back.
more back
I'm rooting for you today, how you guys doing bro?
Bring it in Shads, bring it in, come on, get in there.
See ya, huh?
That's a lick.
See ya, huh?
Ah, goodness.
I wasn't. I wasn't.
I didn't hit him on the floor.
I had gay best friends.
I wasn't.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you everybody hasn't been to it's fun
And they're getting fucked
Okay
What the fuck?
Do they have a basketball or a football?
You love fucking basketball.
Yo, you have an arm.
I know.
He actually has an arm.
I doubt it.
I told you.
Put it on you from Austin right here.
Aim high, brushing up the middle.
He's got to make a throw.
He puts it right in the middle of the floor.
You diving in there.
Catching up.
I would do it.
Lay out.
I'm catching that shit.
What the fuck are these like these?
Like these.
I
Don't say I took a timeout see
Drop off sides. It was a two-minute warning one time that it's calm. See I don't even know what the fuck that even means
Hey, what wait?
You watched a whole reaction like voting the time out though debrief on the entire 40
I'm gonna take you out.
What do you mean?
No, not the time man.
Oh, so this is green 80, green 80.
Oh yeah.
Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't.
54 mic, 54 mic.
All right, we good, we good, we good, we good.
Seven, done, done it.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
See you, false, false, false, false, false, false, false.
False shot, offense number 34.
Five yard penalty, gonna beat, second down.
Second down, let's go again.
All right ready?
No, it's a run!
It's a run!
Switch this again!
Oh my god!
Too deep!
We got it!
What's that?
You didn't get the count, it's a two minute warning.
So we got it.
Number 34, 5 yard penalty.
Now we're bashing again.
Second down.
We're trying to get them back.
Go!
No!
That ain't to do with us, son!
That's your son!
Pass!
Okay, again!
Watch 34!
Here's the goal!
Got it, shit!
Got it!
I got it!
No, no, no!
Fuck out of me!
Fuck out of my life!
Touchdown!
I got it!
I was trying to help you!
FTD, nigga!
FTD!
Okay, good throw.
Thank you.
Hey
Fuck a Sunday, it's fucking Sunday
Or why is he cunt?
Yeah, you're serving, man.
First try is crazy.
Let me see if I can... I think he outgained me.
Really?
Yeah, it's good.
Look at the wrist!
What?
I've been outgaining this nigga.
You weird dude, what is wrong with you?
It's actually signed by the drag queen.
No, it's okay.
It needs to be framed now.
Every queen means a palace.
Look at that.
Nice.
Every queen means a palace.
What's my beer with all the hoes at?
Well, we're gonna frame this.
What the hell?
By the way.
I didn't have my bath in my bedroom where I'm gonna fuckin' hoes at.
Wait, bro, you literally had it...
You guys didn't bring them?
No, I forgot them at the club.
What do you mean, bro?
I thought I had the hoes.
I said hoes, come here.
Austin, you said you were going out with Liam, Abela's best friend.
I know, I know.
You don't got...
He don't got friends?
I fuckin' told you, Abela's dangerous.
Abela was...
What?
I was supposed to surprise you with a belly down. I had to go to dinner with her
But I could go to dinner to talk to her about it
I said well because a bell is having her own Super Bowl party that's
She would have fucking loved me. I know she
Look, I'm gonna go to dinner with her when I'm one
And I'm gonna talk to you about you and I'm a picture
Yeah, I have to be there
Like his perspective
Yeah, Amy, Amy and I are gonna go together.
That'd be great, just stay in contact.
You didn't have to, you didn't have to picture the, like,
a content, off-screen, off-screen.
I understand, I understand.
So I'm gonna picture both and see what she said.
Thank you, Mike.
I got you, I got you, I'm gonna picture to you.
And I'm gonna tell her about the video with the green socks.
Fuck you, Rick.
You don't have to do it with the green socks?
No, I've worked it out.
Why do you know that?
What is the video with the green socks?
I'm the only one.
I'm the only one watching that shit with you.
I'll say never what the fuck is everybody talking about this video, because he's not only one brother.
You know what I'm saying guys? I had to stop watching that video because he got too many views.
There's got to be. No.
There's too many views after stop watching.
Do you watch the stream?
A little bit. A little bit.
He's been to Drivebun. Has he been to Towers?
No, I've never been to Towers.
Which one have you been to?
It was a club in Windwood.
Oh, oh, right. R House.
R House.
Yeah, R House.
I even had a fucking, what are you called, Queens?
Yes, Queens.
There's a picture of me before. It was a picture of my nipples.
Yo, I'mma turn you, I was like,
Oh, yeah, but not, but good luck, yeah, good luck.
No, we need that shirt on.
What the fuck, where's your shirt?
I don't know nothing about you, I know that.
I know that.
I don't know what I already see, I don't know how much, nigga.
I don't know where to fuck, I don't know how to check it.
Move up.
Hey, let's not, please.
There's kind of a love of God.
Yo, Josh, please.
Please don't start casting checks or don't start writing checks. You can't cash you know I'm saying especially in fighting games
Let's be honest. Hmm. Wait, let's be honest
Who's that wait, you better than a plate September ends
What is this
They open up with the time of your life.
Oh, oh, oh.
They open up with the time of your life.
You remember the benefits of Green Day?
I thought they were, they opened up with the time of your life.
No, no, no.
They open up with the time of your life.
Really?
They always open up with American idiots.
No, we're going to be closed just now.
Do they eat a plate of vodka?
Clumps at all?
I'm sorry?
Do they eat a plate of vodka?
Not yet, they're going to.
The thing about Green Day that's crazy is
They start with sometimes they start with American Indian and you're like, oh shit
What else is there left to play Green Day has so many fucking hits that you forgot about
How do you know Ocean Avenue?
Yeah, Ocean Avenue is so funny.
There we go.
Yeah, Ocean Avenue is right there.
I'm an American idiot.
American idiot.
One day, I'm gonna help you.
We're already home.
You hear that?
I want to hear it.
Hold it, get closer to the TV.
They said it after one of the songs.
I want to see it.
It's the next verse.
I don't know though.
Are you gonna do it?
I don't know.
No it's fine. I think it's a good, it's my favorite use of the Epsilon in a saw.
Well, I see he hasn't done it yet. He hasn't done it yet.
Wait, yeah the bottle is lucky he's buying. Yeah he's buying also but I like the use of it
because he's using it as like uh yeah what the fuck I am that. What are you gonna do about it?
You know what I mean? Okay. Here it comes.
Let's see if they believe it out.
Did he skip that verse?
There's no way they can say it.
No, no, no.
There's no way they can say it.
Yeah.
Yeah, he skipped it.
Yeah, he let the crowd say it.
He's not going to say that.
He let the two boys say it.
He let the crowd say it.
Okay.
I
Tell us what I went to a thrift store here
I wonder if he was going to, is that, it was actually Super Bowl time.
No!
We got the Billy timing today!
I should not believe that it's Super Bowl Sunday.
It's actually Super Bowl Sunday though.
I got bad money today on.
If you've got the season, if you've got the season.
Billy to next week.
We a you got the chance to see all correct billing energy. We are in the scenario
And we fucking fighting go-to for the pure fun of the game
No, I'm not even looking at you
It's not even a thing anymore, sometimes I don't even think about it.
You make good, good hit-offs.
There will be any compliments about the connections, about the way you hit the daps.
Good.
Bob, did you get my bandeau?
Yeah, we had oral.
Wow, here's what's great.
We had oral.
Oh, it's a fine guy, did you get it?
They got this guy, Drake May is like 23 years old.
24, he's Christian's age.
He's Christian's age.
Yeah.
Can you believe that?
He's playing you the fucking Super Bowl.
You know what happened when I was getting old?
I worked with him all the time.
But I'm trying to watch it.
But I got to work with one more nigga to film with me.
Yes.
I'm going to take you to the conversation.
I know.
It freaks me out because I'm ten years older than the bike he started burning.
It's gonna be pissed.
Ten years, man.
J.J. McCartney is twenty-two years old.
How old is Cooper Black?
In the age of eight.
Uh...
I'm almost twenty.
Is he 18, 19, or 20, Chad?
19.
I'm almost 10 years older than Cooper Flag.
Watch this.
When are you not feeling stopped losing your veterans?
For like, almost, I'm 28.
Is that what you said?
Fuck it, fuck it, 30.
Can they hear us or is the TV really loud?
The direction of that?
Yeah, most of the time.
So you guys can hear us, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy how sound works, okay, so if we were able to, come on here, we don't get to sing a lot.
Yeah, what's up?
If we were able to see sound waves, what would it be like, look like it's going to be, like, and from our voices, what it would be?
It would look like, like, boom, like, strong.
Think of it like, you know, a bunch of particles in here, typically.
think of it as like mostly like those particles depressing and they basically like the pattern
in which they stress and they take your piece. So for us it's like a sound wave essentially,
but imagine like the high point is like high compression and the low end is the high compression
and that's basically how it works.
Is there any advice that people use to have some seed sound waves on a tree?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I don't remember what it's called, but it uses it as a software for mirrors.
It lets you see air flow. A lot of people actually use it for sound.
You can see air compression, but I don't know if you'll be able to see sound.
Because I can see sound. I can see sound. I don't know if you can. I can fucking see sound.
I see everything man.
I see everything.
I fucking see everything.
I see phones.
I see all types of sounds.
I'm sorry for calling you Cameron.
Wait, no, you called the fucking Carter?
Carter.
Turned me down a little bit.
Just a little bit.
I called you Carter.
I'm so sorry.
It's not even your speech.
I don't know what happened that I get.
It was the most
I'll be honest with you. I don't even remember calling you
I don't even remember hearing you
But Cuny texted me
Cuny did say it
She said his name is not Carter
Yo, I don't even like W2T
W fuckin' Connor
W motion
He did that and he has other series putting those
That corrects his name
Defend your honor.
Defend me, you guys.
W Connor in the check.
Sure.
Dude, fuck that.
Woo!
It's true.
Call her from Albeis?
Yeah.
Try it.
What was the videographer for a very long time?
We were in check.
You did my whole project, you guys said it's for me.
No, she's been top.
She's been hyping us up all weekend.
It's been 60 on every year, brought to you hard.
All weekend.
Don't set up your bed.
All weekend.
I'll see it. I think I should touch up a story type. What's that?
I'll tell you the time I try to hit on girls.
Yo chat, wait, camera's on me, oh camera's on me, I think she's gonna be here for this conversation.
Camera's on me? Camera's on us, I mean.
Oh shoot, I knew.
So like, tell the chat, it's good?
We're gonna handle some business.
And we'll be right back.
Okay, yeah, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna talk, we're gonna talk.
What about talking here?
Yeah, I'm good.
What's up here?
Yeah.
I got a thing here.
I'm gonna tell you a story before the Super Bowl starts.
Look, Chad, there was a time when I was straight.
Can you guys hear me okay?
There's the TV too loud.
so I was straight at one point and that's a lie every since the closet but one
time I was in so I was at a I was really trying to hit on a few girls the
group of us, two girls. And I was really putting it down, and really hitting out, and I felt
like they really liked me, and I was at a baseball game in Washington, D.C. Okay? And
I had to go to the bathroom, right? And this was back in like 2008, so I was in Middle
early middle school and so we're on an east coast trip right so I went to the
bathroom and I pulled down my cargo shorts because it was 2008 and they were
kind of in a cargo shorts for in back then and I started to pee and I realized
that I didn't hear the pee hit the water and I looked and I felt something very
warm down my legs. Well, I tried to pee and I peed in the corner of the cargo
pants and I pissed down my entire leg. I pissed my underwear and everything
all down my leg. Meanwhile, these girls were back at the seats waiting for me to
to come back. I was a middle school, okay? I was a middle school, okay? So I went back
and the girls and I was like, I can't go back to the seats. I can't go back to the seats.
So I went and stood like over the balcony away from the seats and the girls were like, come
on, come back, come back, come back. And I was like, no, I'm good. I'm just gonna watch
the game from here so I had to dodge it the entire time and when I got back on
the bus some guy came out and he said who smells like piss
who smells like piss and so I looked around and I go man you're right who
It smells like piss.
And I never admitted it.
I never admitted that I was the one
that smelled like piss, but it was me.
It was me, it smelled like piss.
And I got away with it.
I don't know if anybody ever found out until now.
I'm telling you for the first time in history,
in my life, I am now telling this story publicly.
So now, if these girls are watching,
They know that number one, I was gay.
Number two, I pissed my pants that day.
That's right.
I pissed my pants.
We've all been there.
We've all been here.
Now, I'm sure you've all pissed your pants before.
I'm not the only one.
I'm sure you've all pissed your pants.
Right, Chad?
You pissed your pants before?
Somebody in the chat said I told this on podcast.
Shut the fuck up.
You're not supposed to say that shit in the chat of people that have never met me before.
It's a new story for them.
It's a brand new story.
Damn.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to...
You know what's fucked up to me is the Patriots.
They had Tom fucking brave, right?
What's the key for you in this office?
The coach, and he won like six Super Bowls.
They were always in the conversation to be in a Super Bowl.
Probably every year for like 20 years, okay?
20 years straight, always in the conversation
to be in the Super Bowl.
And they had like three bad years,
and now they're in the fucking Super Bowl again.
I I could not be more of a fucking hater for the New England Patriots. The fans of the New England Patriots, I'm sorry
You have not suffered enough. I'm a Minnesota Vikings fan. We have been to four Super Bowls
We've lost all of them, okay
We've been to the NFC championship for it
You have not suffered enough
I know you do, something I saw, well that's true, that's true, you got a good point there.
You got a good point there, okay, he's got a good point, but, but I don't think Patriots
fans have ever, have not suffered enough, right, what do you think Colton?
He said the Patriots have something to do with it.
Four Super Bowls, zero loss, zero wins.
I think like more NFC Championship games in the next few years.
And then on top of that, Chad, J.J. McCarthy.
We choose J.J. McCarthy over...
J.J. McCarthy could be watching straight.
I think you just look at me probably do if you watch it on the stream.
How many of you are late?
I know there's a couple of them.
Wait, really?
Two of them.
I don't know.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That's how it goes, bro.
I need to learn to learn.
Can you get the camera out?
I'm sorry, I think he wants everybody out.
Be camp. Be camp.
Be camp.
I
The music is really hard to stand by now.
George!
I'm the one.
George!
There you go.
We got you.
Fuck, hey.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
Fuck.
You got me.
What's up?
What's up, Chad?
What's up?
Hi, Chad.
Hello, Chad.
Chad.
You're looking to call.
We were just smoking on my phone.
What's up, Chad?
Yeah.
Man, my bad.
Ugh.
Welcome, though.
Chad, you want some za?
Yeah.
So what?
Oh, Ava's smoking, Chad.
I'm smoking, yeah?
No, don't worry about it.
It's not.
It's not za.
It's oregano.
And smoking that kush?
Yeah, well, that kush oregano.
No, oregano, I mean.
Yeah, no, oregano.
Not oregano.
Why is it certain time?
Why can't we just legalize it?
That's a great question.
What the fuck is Florida doing?
You know what I mean?
I don't know. I wish I knew.
I wish I was from Florida.
Maybe I could have some type of inner connection
to know what they're doing.
Maybe if I lived here.
What are you doing to Santos?
Hurry the fuck up.
You know what I mean?
It's hip hop. Is it two hours?
No.
It's hip hop.
What the fuck was that?
I didn't want him to...
Oh, I just hurt my head.
I feel like this.
Can you give me a water?
No, you can't?
Wait, hold on.
Can you give me a water, please?
I don't know.
You're the answer.
Oh.
Oh, you thought he was strong.
I'm not going to take it.
Well, once they arrive, there's no problem with the action.
It's just, it's impossible.
So what is getting there?
We're on medical.
OK, medical is there.
That's the step.
It's to legalize it, medical.
Go to the fucking dispensary, show fake ID.
I mean, a real one.
He gets the shit.
Real one.
Poor squills.
That's crazy.
That means that's crazy to me.
The concept of it being medically, like, oh yeah,
it's good for you.
It's medicine.
But you can't.
Only people that need it, need it.
But like, if it's medicine, it's good for you.
That's my opinion.
What if I'm feeling a little stuffy one day?
I can take my sick nightclubs.
Why do I need a doctor to tell me?
Yeah, I can go to the store and buy some fucking nightclubs.
I'm feeling a little stuffy.
But medical is pretty easy to get, right?
You just go to the doctor and be like, I'm anxious.
I'm anxious.
Yeah, my back hurts.
Oh, that's what you do.
I'm anxious.
And then they give you a medical card.
Well, I think.
Anthem.
Your whole chest stands in the middle of my mouth.
This shit's popping.
Wait, who?
It's the anthem, and they smoked it.
I can't.
OK.
Who's doing the anthem?
I'm going to stand for it.
Wait, you're going to stand for the anthem?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
PR.
Oh, I got you.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm actually standing right in front of you.
I'm joking.
W stand.
W anthem chat.
Predix everybody predicts right now let the previous be long long long
I
Have a bill awesome on this time in chat time in time in time in
All you gonna get through this quick damn
I was born here chatting with my country, it is what it is, my blood and
hadium Barbados, but this is where I was born, this is where I was born and raised.
Don't stand for that motherfucker.
I'm gonna move it no time soon
Oh
You're so chopped no, this is aura, huh?
Yeah angles dangles when he edits
Get the whole thing get the whole thing to
I got the diamonds on just not to show it game
What a swag
Fuck
Jack pose up for a flip real quick signal to you Jack
Wait, who sang the National Anthem?
I mean, I love Charlie Cous.
It wasn't Flickering before.
Hey, Chad.
Come on up.
Get the eddies going.
head is gone
hahahaha
somebody in the chat said
chat is undefeated though
they're so funny
yo those are hard bro
with the phone hanging out
that's tough
do the toughest
I'm just going to read off a couple of messages.
You're so him, bro sending edits to Liam, that's crazy good, you're the diniumist, your
The blues don't match.
Get that poster.
Vecna, aim is so, the toughest, you're so epic.
Dissidious.
Better than Stranger Things evening.
You're so cool.
Oh.
Okay.
Two trims.
You are what they call a slaggy.
They say you should like aura overload.
I love when you glaze you like that.
One guy did say look like you're taking a shit.
I just felt like I should even it out because you started to think they were super glazing
you, but it really was 50-50 and I felt like I was doing a good job of reading and framing
it positively.
Yeah
So just keep it that way. Why don't you fucking keep it that way? Do you understand what this game means to me?
Okay, okay, this is the sale if they win
I'm going crazy
Poop it if they lose. I'm jumping. Do you hear me? Yes, if they lose, I'm jumping. What do you mean?
Look, I need any re-contact
I'm leaving. I think I believe in God now
Fuck
What happened?
I am so I drink so much alcohol, but for some reason God has kept me sober
Oh shit, and that's the only explanation I have for it really probably I'm a godly man
I'm proud of you
fucking godly gay butter right?
godly gay brother
W godly gay brother
come sit over here
ooh
Oh, yeah, we got these bussing right here, we got some raw shit right here, we got some
raw patties, we got some cooked shit up here, cooking, standing there a little bit with
the heat on that bitch, you know what I'm saying? Not the raw shit cooking though, I'm
all for cooked. Phimmy, I want a burger, a little Chee-Bur, some more for the onions on
Oh, huh, don't, don't get a fuck though.
He got pep on that bitch, it's cooked.
Only sauce you really need on a burger for it,
it's ketchup.
Ketchup and mayo is a fucking bus combo,
but that's really probably better on chicken sandwich
than shit you can still go on a fucking burger though.
They got some aioli, stop playing with me,
that's fucking bus, man.
A bus on a fucking pool.
It's gonna burn a little bit.
It's gonna fucking look good.
It look like they're ready to flip.
A little flip, I guess, I don't even know about that shit, so...
I'm not.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hust!
Look at that. Hust!
That's here.
Look at that, it's here, no wake.
Hust!
Look at this face.
Hust!
That's how you do it look at that seer
Look at that seer
Watch your step
They start putting on fire or shit, bro
Here we go, sir.
Lizzie's ready if you want a good...
Lizzie's.
Don't play with me, huh?
Are those two different Lizzie's?
One's a Brock, one's a Lizzie.
One's a what?
Brock's word.
Oh.
A German dollar.
You would get a Brock's word, wouldn't you?
I would, I'm extra like that.
Because I said I like brought worse woman
You're not the first one to say
Who said it's me
Oh, I thought somebody else of the bill saying I should I like that shit
So which what should I get you at is the brawlers is the brawler on the bros is the right one
It's a wreck. This is a brawler and a regular one right?
Browards, this is ours. Yeah, what's Broward hot dog?
It's like sausage. Oh, that's awesome. It's like German sausage
This one you get the Broward one I get the Broward
Little Broward
Yo, I think if all the homies were
I'll leave one of the canners a smack in Sean's tongue game my dog will crazy
My dog will stupid
I think we would have gone funny game. Huh? You would have gone it would have gone down without a single bite
Oh
My dog extra like that. My dog. Wait. Okay. I said hey, okay?
I said I said tails you said hands
He said heads to me and then the guy said tails
It is
How do you say
Yes, yes
But let's have a half already we don't know the time we should keep track of this
You said 100 tunes.
What are you reading?
Oh, I don't know.
What's the one that chat the end go through and check and pay the bets from last night?
Wait, I forget what it was, but it's a 100 each question.
Yeah.
I'll take your questions.
Don't chat.
Figure it out for once.
We have one that we bet the same one.
Mark, we have...
Fuck!
You forgot the condoms?
We don't got condoms.
What?
Can't you break?
Who's using those these days?
I'm just kidding, use protection.
It feels just the same.
You think they got condoms in?
Oh, we're cooked.
Maybe we don't have no condoms, it's over.
I should starve it right now.
I'm actually starving right now, bro.
Conn, for what?
No, like...
Ketchup, con... condiments.
What?
I thought you were talking about, like...
No, no, no, Conn, you're freaking cool, man.
What spice is?
Time to do a dash.
Chad, did you guys know what he was talking about?
about because I thought he meant condoms like why do you need condoms
I'm actually just that kind of killed me just now
Steven Spielberg's back with Pete?
You don't have condoms. Yo.
Yo.
Did you just know what this means?
I need condoms. I can't have no condoms.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
You were it?
bro I'm looking for the fastest MRI
I'll see anything, 25 minutes
oh okay um hold on we don't have condoms
no no no we're thinking of the B&B one has some
hey Austin we always have condoms just give me a sec
oh yeah
I need condoms, bro. I need ketchup. I can't eat a...
I'm losing no ketchup.
That's just bad. It's bad. It's bad.
You can't do it.
You can't eat ketchup, no condoms?
Ask the neighbors.
They'll get some bull.
Yes, Austin, they're bringing hose over and fucking them.
Yeah, what you thought this was? You would have a bunch of straight man.
Whatever, you're a model of the game.
The corners over here, we have a bunch of...
Wait, so straight people during the Super Bowl get hoes over and fuck them during the Super Bowl?
Is that the most manly thing you can do?
You're gonna have time, game.
Fuck, you're gonna hear bad buddy, hold on.
You gonna get condoms?
Oh, yeah. I'm, uh...
Hank, meet me outside.
Hank?
What?
Who's hey?
Who?
Hey!
Oh!
Check!
It is time!
The new script, but it's just the script.
Let's go!
Here we go!
Oh, no!
So we can just watch the game like we don't have to do like Super.
But now we don't have to.
Maybe we can do it in the washroom like every weekend football game.
We can just have it on the bed like Facebook.
Yeah, and I can see that.
You can just have the camera on them.
You'll see.
Yeah, I see Faye, I see Ron and Blasey.
Yeah.
Oh!
See, huh?
Sam Donald, 4 minutes on a mic.
You know, Marvel took my spot in Faze.
Really? Yeah.
What else? Nobody had this problem.
The whole collapse?
Yeah, there's a ploy to get me out and hit Marvel in the head.
Hey, did Marvel have to join? What did he do in Faze?
He probably didn't really enter.
Is it still here?
Probably.
You probably want to give me a fuck around here.
I can tell you that.
So they're gonna add him.
Oh, you're okay.
The caucus is good now.
You flip it again.
Oh, shit.
He's gonna eat three of them.
Yeah.
You know, I was on 100 Thieves.
Wait, what?
I was on 100 Thieves from 2021 to like 2023.
What the fuck were you doing on the Thieves?
I don't know.
I was on 100 Thieves.
I don't know
Am I still drunk yes
No, I've been I'm flushing my system right now
You can watch us too while watching this Super Bowl.
You can just view us and tap in whenever you want to reaction.
You can bring your TV and just watch us.
You were over again.
Oh!
I was almost intercepted.
I know it'll be a big game.
I think Seattle is going to blow up.
Here's the other game.
You're going to see the matchup right there.
You're doing great.
Yeah, that was a great throw.
That's a good thing you can win your message.
Jill, great throw.
Oh my god.
Shit.
Yo, Jill, put your score on the bottom of the screen.
Damn.
Game is delayed.
Whose game is it, a lie?
I can't watch Rage spam and Hulk trims it.
Damn, watch out for your room, where do you live at?
Damn.
Oh, my God.
That's just street blue.
That was there, well done, on the part of Seattle.
Yo, watch right now.
No more shooting on this.
Where's Amy? What's going to get caught on this?
Where's that Austin Snellio, bro?
I don't know, I just think it's such a ridiculous thing to say.
Fuck.
It's such a ridiculous thing to say to someone standing somewhere here.
Somebody said the announcer said no good.
No way.
Check.
The announcer said, oh yeah, we're ready for a no good check.
Boom.
You should be able to feel the big-ass scoreboard, big and small if you need to.
37.
37, San Garro.
And a shot down with those, just going back to his left.
Pressure.
No!
Oh!
It looks like a few real teams are going to come out now.
I'm not a copter. Are you in a show with no condoms on it?
No, I'm for you.
I mean, we are seeing it.
There's a green lamp in here for a second.
There's a white smoke fucking, though.
Here, it was like the white people.
You said you didn't like that one. No ketchup.
Yeah, no white people are unfortunately black.
You get a lot of flavor.
What the fuck was that?
White people don't have a lot of flavor.
Wait, did Mark go to get condoms?
Did Mark go to get condoms?
No good
Oh no
Yes, stop doing that bro
I can't see on an angle maybe
No, no, no, it didn't have to look like it was off
Yeah, it looked like it
Wooo
Here we go
Alright, let's see how it's going to look
No good
You guys are dressed like Steve Thorne, right?
Why, barely?
They never spit for us.
I don't want to be number five.
Do we just need some emotional support?
Oh no.
There's no emotional support.
Oh no.
I think it's super cool for us to be chatting online really good.
We should talk about this, like, the commercials itself.
The commercials should be so caught, bro.
I mean, they stop.
I mean, me.
What year?
I feel like Czech Farmers 3 or some shit.
I don't know, because like, bro, every subol is your check-over, but you check-over for
where you're talking about that.
Yeah, it's bro.
Transformers game, start right now.
Yo, yo, yo, show Cat's Eye, then show him my naan.
That's the most beautiful human being I wanna play.
He thinks he can see me clean with the lights.
Yeah, maybe, I'm right here now.
He should like get him?
Yeah.
Oh
Superal commercials people live for that
She's too young for you. How old is she?
She has a beard cap.
She's 23.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're 48.
Why are we all older than me?
You're digging and laughing and making jokes on our age.
I am the JITS. Y'all are dying soon, gang. I'm 28. No you're not, but I'm 43. Hell no. Hell yeah. Fuck. I look good.
Everybody in this house is born like 94. Chad, I'm not the youngest. I hate to break the news to you. I'm not the youngest.
I was born in 1993, 1993, almost like...
Austin is mid-twenty.
It's thirty to new twenty.
Yes, until Ray's game of thrones.
Yo, I am...
Yo, Ray, I'm fucking hammered.
You hear me right now?
If I am hammered, I have so much alcohol in my system.
It's struggling to sober up.
I'm still free, guys. I'm live playing.
I'm so sorry. I'll pay you back. I'm so sorry. I just need everything. I need to maximize and
because I swung this on in a swing. I can just tell that I'm going to be hung over before I even
You can't go to bed.
Yo, we're gonna sleep so much.
Oh, my god.
I should get to busing, all right.
What?
Huh?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I think it's 3 seconds down.
We're gonna sit down.
Here we go, it's gonna stop, person's in.
Boo!
Oh, Frank May!
Try to make it harder for people to hear, bro.
Oh
What the f**k is that?
Will that be the biggest ring in history?
Oh shi- oh good
Yes
I love
I picked up music with him, see him coming out of the back, but I do think we're going to see him out of the back.
I'm trying to get him to sit in the best way I can, so he is next to me.
Perfect, let's go!
Oh, wrap up!
He stayed on the bench.
This is exactly what we want, bro!
Oh, that's some big shit.
Oh my God!
They cook that thing.
I mean food.
Yeah!
Food!
Black ass cookies.
I'm so happy to be playing for you guys, I'm playing in the snow again.
Those of these teams have gone out for the ball and a tableau Douglas this year.
It hasn't been every game that he has had some of his asses.
Really exciting and good plays for the sub players.
There's a way for you to play at first, but you have to make a foul because of the game.
You have to take care of the game first.
Yeah, thank you.
He's got a run-up, Robert Landry and Stevenson on the right side.
Tell us what you did to those dangerous positions in the Minnesota.
You took a trip on the line, bro.
They're like trying to break your knuckle.
They get the most injuries?
Yes.
The dude's up front in the most work out of England.
And it's crazy.
What about the turn-offs?
Maybe in like the early 2000s.
I'll be fucking taking the time to get into the ring until you know they haven't do everything
rule down.
Whoa!
Come on!
Great shot.
If I wanted to buy like a douchebag, theoretically, Jersey would just have, would be like a swag.
If I wanted to buy like a doufins
theoretically
Juris just to have
Lookie like a swag
To a brain is bush what don't we just would even have to like okay that's why
Jason Taylor
Yeah
You don't even waddle?
Oh, you've come long.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!
Get him down.
All right, Thursday, Thursday, Saturday, we're here.
I need to build those out.
Gary, I need a year of my opening training.
How about Dan Marino?
Dan Marino's.
Dan Marino.
Monday, Tuesday.
Challenge and shortback.
Do you have that word?
Yeah, challenges, yeah.
Challenges, that's my stuff.
You say challenges.
Most challenges I've ever seen in my life.
I don't think so.
Hell.
49, nice!
Oh!
Get him with his phone!
Get him, get him, get him!
Pick that!
Hell no.
Whoa!
What's the point?
All of that.
Oh, it's going.
What do you mean?
Poppins here, Jack, Poppins here.
WConn and Shaft.
I'm gonna need this.
I'm gonna need that figure out.
So you're gonna be a tick return?
What attribute do you have to attribute to tick return?
Didn't you?
Sometimes we choose our path.
Other times the path chooses the path.
Through it all, we keep pushing forward,
dreaming, we had different brothers.
And I needed to play my part.
We got a hot dog.
I'm the dreamer, and we're not talking to the ones here.
I'm talking to the ones who are only in the chat.
This ads suck!
Yeah, it is.
We're here.
Well, it's an actual movie.
Oh, look at that.
It's the cop that let you two jump in the house.
Come on, now change to how do you get a little more money.
Imagine this is how they announce Godfall 2.
Is that a TK-6 trailer?
Oh, that go crazy.
Alright, last one, guys, the Ultra's mine!
Or Doomday Shillers?
Which guy?
75.
It's there.
Like I said, I've always been buying the Ultra's greatery.
Shall we go for Vara now?
An official, another, an official GTA 6 Shillers?
Or the first official Doomday Shillers?
What's your pick?
yeah so what's more life
GDHL or Duke and Trinket?
yo I'm like I was rock star at this point
I was basically dead ass and I was like
I would say the new thing until I'm really ready for this new thing
and then after you like who needs the trailer
and then the game gets to drop a little beat
you know what I'm saying like that
you will rub the world for like that
You know what's crazy though is probably just a lot of people off because people take a week off of your outfit and if you drop it a week off they have no chance to put it in your shoes.
Yeah they're gonna be like dude what the fuck!
I'm gonna lose my job!
Yo man I can't make it I'm sick!
I
That one, just like that.
That's enough room.
And so far, we've got a lot.
Just like, let God do you.
Yes.
I'm trying to, I'm in sober up mode.
Everything that I do is to get sober up.
Yeah.
Ready?
I'm ready.
I'm going to be gentle.
I got a little bit of damage.
I'm going to get on the side of the wall.
We call the way we're rushing out to the gym and to the, I'm not going to put that back.
I'm in that mode to enter the knee's house.
I think it's easy to get taken out.
What are you doing here?
Now you're asking for me to do that?
I'm going to Boston.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
I locked up this for me.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry man.
There's Sam!
Sam, your hand!
Oh my god!
Bro.
They got him funny.
Sam, come on.
Woo!
So, man, don't know, he just plucked it up.
He had it.
Do you think Jason could have done it?
He was like, I don't know.
I don't know if he was a job.
Job?
Oops.
You are welcome.
Ready to have a dream about U19?
We are at DreamCon.
you
I
Yes, you
He never met my day
I'm not gonna say you're talking on feet. Yes, you are. No, you are my guard. No
My family ruined me for feet because my my sister and my mom
Fucking had like an FD trip for feet and it just gave me a feeling. Oh, so that is good. I fucking hate you dude
Actually, I actually scrubbed my shit with a
I
The whole way through a game, it's as if I'm here for the NFL.
We're going to be sitting through this whole game this year.
Here's the hell!
They all have a fucking sack!
That's a fucking sack, Bruce.
Come here!
Yo!
They all locking these niggas up, bro.
How you doing back there?
Not great.
Say what?
How do you get that freeze?
Damn, he booked.
He got on that head.
Shahid!
Oh, it's turning that.
Turn that, fuck me, turn that.
Oh, that's all right, that's all right.
This is therapeutic right now.
I need seven, three on a quarter one please.
I've been out before and like,
you know, you feel like you're gonna throw up,
you know what I mean?
I'm good now, but I haven't felt like I'm gonna
throw up, but I've been out before,
where I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
And then like you have to eat, you have to eat, you have to eat, and so I'm just like
sitting there like, shaking with the fucking Taco Bell burrito.
For most y'all, it's the last time that you feel like you can compare that level of drinking
with the last time you did that.
Oh, last time I drunk that.
Last weekend.
And look, the people up, okay, these are crazy, man, they don't stop.
If you've ever seen Jennifer, you guys probably don't know this, but do you know who Jennifer
Cooling is?
Oh, makes me wanna...
Makes me wanna hot dog, real bad.
Don't know what he's saying.
She's a stickler's mom from the American class.
Yeah.
I'm not cool.
Australian picture.
I generally have a nice...
I'm not a stupid room checker.
I think I don't know.
Months, months and months, maybe drink long?
Do I even get that in my picture?
Jennifer Coolidge.
Oh
Okay, so she's like these gays are trying to kill me
They are
Gave people are lazy like after that drag rush the gays got fucked up like we did and then they went to the big clients like
nine or ten flights of stairs to go to the rooftop pool
Again, and then after that some of them are going to continue to go out
And now I will admit some of them will intercede with some other substances, you know, because, you know, sometimes alcohol will not...
Sometimes you have to do what you got to do.
Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you have to do what you got to do.
What do you know?
Try step moves maths.
What's the longest you've partied for a little while?
This was a pressure.
I go to a party once a quarter and I get there at nine o'clock.
I don't believe there until 8am.
9pm.
9pm I get there.
I don't know until 6am.
Man, I'll be honest, I don't do hard drugs.
You're gonna throw a shitless thing up?
Let's take it.
I think the largest I'll hook it up with is Ted Ass.
I think the Vegas or something with Todd?
Yeah.
We were out like 9am.
We got back inside at 10am or 9am.
You can do it without doing any hard drugs. You can shut the hell up.
This was like years ago, I'm talking about it.
Wait, how long have you been doing high-flying?
Shhh!
We've been friends since...
20's? 20's?
Yeah.
What was that sense when you were like that?
20's.
Really?
Yeah, I think you guys knew something about it.
Yeah.
What did you mean?
Oh, he was just watching my reactions to shit.
He was like, no, first he was watching us scream.
Yeah.
And it happened before he was streaming.
Yeah.
He used to talk about chat.
Oh, shit.
And he saw how cool he was thinking before.
He was like, game.
You know what I mean?
It's like, we ain't shit.
It's just calm.
Yeah, that's the thing.
That shit's calm.
And then I was like, do that shit, game?
Wait, so hold on.
Rob's out with me and saying, calm.
That shit, calm.
So you told me, because I can't,
I keep pronouncing shit and calm.
I mean, not that shit or not.
So that shit, calm.
That shit, calm.
That shit come shit
That shit come
People keep saying I sound like I'm saying that shit come
I must say that
That'd be a cool saying for you though
That shit come
You can start, you can start
You can get that trending awesome
I
Just started new transit that shit come
Better
Thank you for that.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Hello.
I'm gonna go ahead and get a little bit of the
guys to go ahead and play.
Alright.
I'm gonna go ahead and get a little bit of the game going,
just to get you to play.
Alright.
I'm gonna go ahead and get a little bit of the game going.
Alright.
See how she got the aura, I got it now.
Oh shit.
That's a lot.
Yes.
Get that out, Bill.
Hey, you!
Fighting!
The trick plays were coming because this is simply the way it is in Super Bowls.
Because all everybody has two weeks to do running and they got a lot of time
about their games and thinking of plays.
And sometimes it's the last round.
All right Chad, W's, I got that hot knock down.
That was a struggle but I did it.
You're making progress.
How many W's do you think they will?
No good.
Oh.
Did he just say it?
No, that pass ain't complete.
He said he could believe it?
He said he could believe it.
That's a no good if they miss a field goal.
That's a no good.
I was waiting for him to get it.
That's that with A.
They can see how it goes.
Yeah, no, no, the pass was no good, the pass was no good.
Yeah, you can say that, I'll tell you, it's not like these other people.
I knew a problem, later I tried to do some outside of training.
I got to say no good one time, I said no good.
Don't use any ballot for good.
We'll say no good.
Hold on.
That's no good.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Stop him.
Ain't nobody.
Go to the court.
It's on the table.
You try.
And I'm going to put it down.
I'm going to put it down.
You tell us.
You check the phone.
Yo, hey, I double to use the football on the table.
I need to lock up this little jist.
I'm not locked up.
They might.
I don't know.
It's the coolest game.
The two-quarter finish.
Double to the jist.
No state coverage.
It's the whole side of the table.
It's starting to dawn on everybody.
Like, they definitely don't want to be in this all the time.
Yeah.
Right?
At least some players don't like to hold in.
They're not going to do that.
Here you go.
I feel way too large.
Yeah.
Oh, get his ass.
There you go.
Damn.
He was fighting through this shit.
I'm here, I'm present, I'm good, I honestly was, I was down bad for a second over there,
I had to get that hot dog and put some condiments on it, really, I feel like you're a natural,
you know what I mean, I hate that too, I like that, but that's why I hate it, nighttime
is meant for sleep. When I sleep in the day and wake up, I cannot sleep during the day at all.
I am not happy. I will sleep at night time, and the sun goes down.
So we have to make sure we have a bunch of lunch.
I don't just take them in the night. I don't ever do that. I do this. I wipe that toilet
basically that's how I was getting water check this motherfucker I can fly
playing I had to fucking fly seven not even just any plane a 747 I don't know
how to text my friend who flies it I gotta be like yo I got a message to be
like how do you start this thing they saw JT you know they put it in my chat
okay I think okay hold on any violence in the chat is what I think I fear us
Okay, now they're on commercial 747. Okay, I need the APU so there's an engine in the back of the plane called the auxiliary power
Provides auxiliary power see I'm starting to sober up
Provides auxiliary power to the back of the plane and the powers the
Aviation everything you need that auxiliary power to start the engines
You need that you need the APU the lead air you need multiple things you need to start an engine air and fuel
Okay
So you need APU to provide the air and the auxiliary power
I think you need APU on, you need auxiliary power, you need air on
and you need the fuel switches on and then you need the
fuel cutoff switches on and then we just push the start button
But we may just be sitting there for two hours at the game
Yeah, I see.
I remember that bus.
Yes, every pilot has to know that.
Bullshit, man.
Why is it like a bus?
Push the start on off.
I mean, that would be nice.
You know what? They should probably invent that.
Push the start airplane.
Yeah, they should probably invent push the start.
But how everything just like...
Have a phone.
Yes, yes.
It worked?
Yes.
Did they make you do the whole flight 1337 before?
No, but I could do what it would be.
I could do planejarden, Todd.
Oh, hell yeah.
Give me a call sign.
I'll do both sides.
JetBlue?
JetBlue, 243.
and the drive-on clearance to Las Vegas from the Los Angeles.
JetBlue, 143, you're cleared to the Las Vegas Airport.
Cleared via the Las Vegas Department of Transportation
as file, climb maintain 5,000 until once you're on
mid-time to departure.
Partridge is on 124.3.
Squawk, 1234.
Yeah, it's like a specific unit to identify a code.
I don't know, I'm kind of making up the code
in the departure and everything, but like,
is it very fun?
I mean, trees, right?
Like, I want to be in highland.
Like, what about it?
I mean, there's so much.
I don't know, just, I don't know,
so I always like big stuff.
I always like to take things, like big cars,
big planes, big cops.
I'm gonna watch out for the late blower.
I'll late for the late blower.
He knew it was coming.
You knew it was coming, you knew it was coming.
Wait, that was a maybe in the movie, Fairlur?
Yeah, maybe in the monster.
But we did not get in a difficult conversation, but what a class of old fingers we'll see.
Nah, I don't care about making this on the side, just whatever you got, it's for me.
Whatever you got, it's for me.
What do you call it?
Hamburger in the red.
Oh, Hamburger?
You trying to kick me out of the room?
Yeah, I'm starting to come alive again, for sure. I was down for a second. That hot dog was real. I'm telling you, it's magic. It's really, really magic.
Power of the dog.
If I get another one down, I'll be really crazy.
And then I need Ad Bill.
So the first phase of getting back to life is water.
Phase one is water.
Oh!
Shit!
Nibble with cane.
You can nibble with it.
Peep his head close to his ears.
So chat, if you're really drunk.
First phase is water.
Second phase is food.
Third phase is ibuprofen and Tylenol.
Wow.
That's the third phase.
The reason hydration is really important to hangover effects is because you're dehydrated.
The second one is, you know, you need the food to absorb the alcohol.
And number three, add milk to get rid of the headache.
She got me stressed.
Yeah.
She got me stressed.
Shit.
Fuck.
I'm still sick and sick.
I know.
We're getting started.
Oh, here's the thing.
I don't wear a buck.
And they might go for this.
They might go for this.
I don't wear a buck.
Oh, yeah, four-step is drink again.
I'm kidding.
It's got to say what I'm thinking about.
In the process.
Yes.
A little bit, just like they did.
That's a big motherfuckers.
Oh!
You know that?
You know that even the punter has like this, that, he's like,
is he going to have that?
I think usually they do it now.
And before they'll do a signage where like,
the half back, like the half back to the side,
The punders are just waiting for us.
So he's not going to cut it.
No, he could.
He's going to signal like,
that will signal the center,
and then that will clap or go up.
Sometimes they could have a,
they could have a big count.
Does they really have to bring up the Minnesota Vikings
and this is what we've suffered enough?
I don't like it in acting like that.
No, I know.
I'm happy for it.
was a sea ox
i know i i get it
oh my god
oh my god dude
that's a deep fit
that's weird
i'm just trying
i'm not learning to the patriots
One hand shot caught that shit, and Popo was a different.
I heard defense, and I went defense, but it doesn't move.
One hand shot, I bet when it went through.
That one hand, we didn't get that though.
Ready to start.
Get his ass.
Get down, get him. Let's go!
Oh my god!
Let's go! Let's go!
Get him!
Holy...
He's acting like they haven't had five Super Bowl winners.
Yeah, he's like a spoiled brat.
Oh, he's an actor.
I've never looked at the picture.
Any other girls from my family?
I don't know.
You're like a Patreous fan of people.
It's like the version of like that.
Oh, it's crazy.
You're saying you're a Patreous fan?
The Patriots fan is like a billionaire in being a sports fan.
Like, I don't even watch football and I'm like,
Patriots should rule out watching games, like...
They're great!
It's like, I'm sick of that movie.
I don't even watch the big ones.
I watch the big ones.
What do you mean you guys watch?
Watching a Patriots fan.
No one asked for that.
To me, watching a Patriots fan is like watching AI.
What's like a billionaire, like, treading in a cage?
They're the most upstate majority.
Yes!
Oh my god!
They're going off him!
Whoa!
Every big one can't suppose an upstate majority.
Oxfordshirebones.
The short-ass Catholic church.
What are you talking about?
The whole life of Gadget.
You do not know the demographic of Boston at all.
I'm gonna be...
You must talk it out of your ass.
I mean, one big person, he's a general...
Jim Narrett, white man, gotta be a good fan.
Yeah, we read the drag brudge.
Somebody's gotta get the fight.
What do we get this month?
I don't know what month is.
Somebody has to get the fight to show how masculine they are.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh, he's coming!
Oh!
They're all back.
It's our time to go back to the game.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that is not the standard picture.
Let me just stop the chance.
I can't even think of anything to take this out of my mouth.
Is Ludwig a picture of that?
Yeah, it's from the wheelchair.
Oh, I mean, it's New England.
He is the standard picture of that guy.
Ludwig is not the standard looking guy from New England.
Let's see six or seven.
Watch out!
Oh!
Incomplete.
I don't know.
He said watch out.
He's taking a hit.
Watch out!
I think this is on singin' Darnell, because they got splits coming in and out, so there is nobody there to stop Chase on, and Darnell's gonna have to relax that shit.
And now these guys all came from that left side. There's nobody to protect him.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
What's the matter?
You're such a Canadian, but I'm actually...
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why did we run?
On third and 12, we can't get a screen, we can't get some action, we can't get some motion.
They run at every day, they try to make the same mistakes.
We can't try to make it.
What are you doing?
We're in the right zone.
It's a Super Bowl.
And we gotta land all the line right here.
We gotta land all the line.
Hey, no good opportunity. Hopefully it's not here though.
Jack?
Come on, Jason.
That's what you're talking about.
That's good.
Fuck.
Woo!
Hey!
That's a dead 5,000 touch.
Yeah.
How many?
Six.
Six nothing.
Fuck you, six nothing.
Let me know if the logo's checked.
Damn it.
Wait.
Jack's right.
Patrice's gonna go down here and score a touchdown.
Okay, it's gonna be six-seven.
He ain't got no structure.
Holy fuck!
6-7!
I'm gonna live. I'm gonna live.
Damn, why any other time?
Why any other time?
In any other year, it wouldn't matter.
But it matters to me through this whole 6-7.
It's stripping.
So, okay, now we're just thinking about the future.
Let's say it doesn't become 6-7.
Are we all getting naked and swimming
and going on 6-7 shit?
Or are we just sitting there like the real grown-up?
I mean, I'll get up, I'll get up every step of my life.
I'm a little bit of motivation.
Okay?
I mean, you know what?
I'm gonna do yes and then I'm gonna say yes.
That's what we're doing.
Yes and.
You ever heard of improv chat?
Improv they have to say yes and.
So when somebody says something, you don't say no, you say you get it.
You keep it going.
Keep it going.
You don't go like what they all did.
But I said, yeah, I think you have no kidding.
We do the 670.
Will you give it?
Yeah, I'll look.
No, but it's like the guy that was out in the street with his dick out for some reason.
You know what's going on?
I always thought I was going to do a drag run.
So I was just a guy with his dick out on the South Beach.
That was South Beach.
So I have a question.
Yeah, so if you get naked right now,
yes, and you just start wiggling your shit,
but the camera doesn't see you,
and you see your upper body, you won't get mad.
I feel like no, because I know he like, now somebody's gonna prove.
Yeah, I mean, let's say you saw Willow, your shit.
Now you will.
It's a nut fly out and it lands on your face.
And they see the nut fly out and they're gonna flip it and see.
Oh, they know.
How they know that's what it is?
That's the emotion.
And yeah, emotionally, you can get somebody busted and not on your shit.
It can be part of the stretch.
We make it a trans-use work.
Actually, we can just look at it as it was an effort.
I think somebody, I think somebody got mad.
I know somebody got in the head on stream before like one of the other days.
Yeah, no.
Me?
Like this.
No, that's not true.
No, I mean, I've never done that.
No, that's a rumor.
It's a rumor, actually.
Wait, I wasn't even saying that as a bit.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, no, that's a rumor.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's a rumor.
I didn't have one.
It's a better rumor.
I don't think so.
To this day, they don't know what's true.
It's true.
I know it's not dead, it's feeling good.
That's all I remember.
That's awesome, man.
It's one of my dreams.
Appreciate it.
It's great.
I thought I'd, I would.
Of you?
Never.
I'm not really like other people watching me.
Oh no, no, no, yeah.
I had my face there.
No, I had my face on there.
Yeah.
OK.
I
Go chat I go live if they do the six seven everybody chat has to give sixty seven subs every person chat
I think Seattle's gonna pull away with it
Yeah, I think
I actually feel amazing. I was gonna have to make one but I thought it was in the film.
Other burgers? Yeah.
Yeah, did anybody have a burger yet?
Yeah.
Was it good?
Yeah, it was good.
It was good.
It was a good burger.
I made it.
Yeah, should we get a burger or what?
Help us.
What do you think of the burger?
I want it.
That's it, man.
I want onion.
A little lettuce.
They almost shook up the fight, they were talking about winning, working hard, and championing.
They were talking about respect inside his body, but he was just...
What the hell are we doing here?
No!
Yes!
That's the way we play!
We just tackled two niggers.
Damn it!
There's gold!
That's a monster game.
That was a fucking dirty sack.
That's just straight hustle, bro.
That is the strength you want to work for the other guy.
No, look at this shit. Look at this shit. He pushes the gun all the way. Go!
He tells the whole school.
Hey, give me that. Come here!
That's insane.
I'm going to hit you with that old bitch.
Come on.
That's insane.
I looked at him and he had a kind of like, yeah.
That's money.
That's what I call him.
Money!
Raph!
Is he okay?
Yeah.
Fuck some bodies on that.
What does he mean?
Maybe stand on sidelines when he gets into enemy territory.
Is he okay?
Well, you see there,
there's nothing to keep the peace.
Yeah.
Somebody said Austin's always eating.
You always get in trouble.
What the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Yeah, we don't know you!
We don't know you!
Yeah, yeah, what do you say?
Fuck you!
Why are you always getting full off?
I don't know.
Why are you always drinking, bitch?
Yo, the pictures are some shit.
I'm sorry.
The DJ is out here.
I know I'm really white, so you didn't really see it, it's the white stuff.
You know what though, a lot of this rage, just to catch you up, education, why some of this is a tablet,
because the second half could be different now.
But a lot of why this is happening is because Drake May is young, bro.
He's young, so you know what, I don't get it.
My French Buddhist right here, they're going to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, he's 20 young, bro.
They got a good team, they got a good coach.
It's not this year.
Who knows?
He's not going to win that one.
Let's see if there's always next year.
I love you.
I'm going to pay for tomorrow.
So, we'll do it all.
Talk to you about that.
Don't you be mine, don't you be mine
Why don't you be my favorite
Take me safe, don't you be my favorite
Alright, touchdown Seamawks on this drive
They came to the Patriots, Patriots go down
Because there's not enough time
Because they take a little bit to get down the field
It's about to be the end of the first half
So they have to get the field goal
They go for a field goal
But it's long because it's like at the end of the half
50 yards, no run!
I like A.D.A.
I like that one.
If I was watching the bike,
would you see a whole different kind of thing?
Actually, yes. I'm like borderline, I'm above it, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
Like, I call it, I call it, that's, that's slur.
You know, you fucking, that is so cool. I'm like, that wasn't holy, you motherfucker.
You know, you know what's crazy? I'd be saying, and slur, I wouldn't be saying it, but now, it's like, not too insane to do that.
like the radical, they're looking at the radical.
So your own people, they're looking at the radical.
Like a hard one?
Yeah, the hard one.
But you have to see that, because it's actually like,
but the absolute doesn't have to go to the radical.
Yeah.
Because like, if you just say F-A-G,
I don't think it really, like, you've got to use more often,
but like, F-A-G.
They're not in the hard part of it.
Yeah, but it's not the same.
It's not the same.
You know what I mean?
Digs.
Let's go, Sam.
Go on, bro! Go, go, go!
You're doing better!
You're doing better this time!
Well, that's what I'm gonna show you.
Let's keep feeding him.
He's leaving, he's leaving.
deep in the body.
You can get in and still bounce it outside.
Get in and get there.
I feel like I've lost your practice.
Awesome. You guys aren't ready to spin today?
Did I raid what?
Did you guys like to spin today?
The homosexuals loved his spin.
Really? Yeah.
It was a perfect new.
Liam especially
was into his spin.
Specifically Liam.
I'm starting to really want to get into it.
Yeah, he really wanted a little piece of rage.
He texted me about it.
He's like, yo, is rage doing anything happen?
I said, hey, what the fuck are you doing?
I said, hey.
Sometimes I have to get the squirt bottle out and spray it.
Damn.
He's like, can I be the flight attendant?
I'm like, no.
You don't even have room.
It's not even a full plane.
It's just a cockpit, OK?
We'll chop down the thigh.
We'll.
We will.
We leave.
Here we go.
We're going to chop stick.
Oh my god.
Yes!
That's actually a good plan.
It's fine.
It's a strong ass move.
One, two, three, four.
And you will leave.
OK, that walkers is the easiest lane for something
actually was a night mic.
We, I can't even tell you how much more alive I am after two months.
Can I tell you now, I thought I was going to throw up.
After about 45 minutes ago.
Yes, I knew I wouldn't, but I felt like I was getting to a point where you were talking to me and I couldn't speak back to you.
But I survived, I'm completely on the other side of it.
If I get nauseous, that's over.
The worst hangover is like a sugary drink, like mimosas or anything but sugar.
That's why I only drink vodka so this is the best.
Because I'm not drinking because it tastes good, I'm drinking because I want to get drunk.
I've never understood like a...
I just drink it to get drunk.
Ready?
Good.
Oh my God!
He's gonna go!
He's killing it!
Oh my God!
Damn!
Kid Walker knows it's the Super Bowl!
Thank God! Somebody does!
Hey.
Sam Arnold has been so good this year that the Vikings fired their GM just because he
made it to the Super Bowl.
You like that as a Vikings fan?
Yes, I do.
I think they made such a huge mistake.
The guy went 14-3 and you fucking chose an unproven rookie.
You know, more or less was carried by a good runoff exit at Michigan, you know?
I had a good one.
The baton I took, check it, check it.
I'm sure you didn't.
I'm sure you did.
Oh really?
I'm sure you did.
I'll stick right to the rest of this.
That's you?
Oh.
I know, I just thought it was me, because I had two hot dogs and four.
Oh my god, my god.
Oh.
How's it going, man?
That was a great...
Yeah.
It was a balanced game.
I can't believe he...
Oh, he should have counted it real.
I bet he's trying to bring it down and...
I guess you probably would.
Free safety.
Oh, what would be the odds you'd be able to save me?
That would be the secret.
They probably make mad money off of me.
Oh my God.
Oh, you have a payout?
Yeah, we'd be nuts.
I'm the Roots juicy gummy clusters.
I love the Roots, though.
I know, I know.
He's about to spread out his food.
He's not going to spread out his food.
He used to say a lot of times, you can't just get him around.
Don't you dare talk to me.
Thank you, Brad.
He'll go postcard.
He's just done an old run.
That's all right.
What's his name?
Yeah, he had to be there.
Yeah.
You're telling about pancake blocks so tight
Take me close to look, meet your brothers, tell me what needs to be pulled from for home fame
It's a juicer
What?
Look at his ears, chef
It's a juicer, friend
Yeah, it's all over the place
No, no, no
No, it's a uberator
It's a uberator, man
You're going to eat a bunch of some child-cell food
So what do you say we just squash this beef?
Heh heh heh.
Thanks for the new sauce for one, you son of a...
Burger!
Here's my book on the two hundred and one of our number eights.
I'm just a guy.
I wanna use my boxing punches.
I feel like...
That's a pretty cool guy.
Fuck this guy.
Isn't that nuts?
I feel like...
Fuck him.
That was Guy Fieri.
I got our pills here.
It's an AI, man.
What did you do to that?
Yeah.
Just a guy.
God, God, God.
Just a guy.
A guy who can come to the toilet and battle for ballots.
I thought you only spoke French.
What the fuck?
What?
Appliances.
Bro, have you seen that?
Who's that spear?
She like, tore her ACL a week before.
I think she might have broken her leg last night.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
baby back baby back
listen right now
yeah, just hear the music
this Super Bowl is busy like walking through it for those of us
the offer of safety to Super Bowl are $850
oh my god
it's not about a hundred dollars yet, it's about a hundred and fifty dollars
oh my
bro
the odds were 850
really?
You bet, a hundred you would get at eight hundred and fifty dollars.
What the fuck?
Hey, let's get it right here!
Huh!
Yeah, right there, right there.
Oh, I didn't know that too!
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, PP1, can you run for me real quick, please?
Yeah, sure.
We've arrived, we're showing ourselves, let's play our game.
That fiddle is not fun.
Yeah, but...
...to be honest, it's not fun.
We're gonna get you out of here.
All right, here we go.
Trying to do it again.
Let's try it out.
Second and seventh?
I'm just wanting one good throw.
One good throw.
What's happening?
Streaker!
The Seattle hits.
Almost steel.
Okay, we call the timeout.
That is a thing, isn't it?
Goin' up chat?
How you guys doin' bro?
That's all the news.
Control the joy today with Austin.
W3D, pull out with Austin.
It's been incredible this fuckin' week up.
Fuckin' piss me off.
You wanna know what you need to sort of pick up?
What's that?
We're not gonna want to do it on camera.
But if you stick your tongue out and just paint like a ball,
I love you my boys, I love you too my boys!
Like fast!
It should work.
Ah!
You get scared dude.
It works?
It's going to work.
Oh I gotta see it.
No you can't.
Fuck!
Freak!
Fuck, you throwin' the ball!
Get their down right here!
Fuck, they're down!
Suck it, fuck!
It's all their ducal.
And...
They're fucking the head
of Freak May,
and he's all sped up.
Yeah.
Come on, get that down.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Come on, get that down.
Flip the field right here.
I feel like he's doing the whole the breath technique, Jack.
I'm trying.
Come on, let's get back there.
That's a good throw.
Damn.
Yes!
That's all right.
I have a feel, feel, feel.
Hold on again, Drake May.
Goddamn.
I'm going to finish solo for a couple of minutes, but win one.
That's number seven.
This is the thing from the minutes, don't you worry.
I did say my team.
Yes, you can.
Boom.
So many times ends up in interception.
And yet we saw a friendly boy hold that tight.
And it looked up.
Because I'm hearing the guy.
There we go.
Chill, chill.
Let's do this.
I'll make four shots.
All right, all right, follow the game.
I feel good right now.
This is a fan.
I feel all right, it's like, you know, we're not doing a lot on offense either.
Yeah, no.
So it's kind of scaring me a little bit.
Yeah, I know.
It's hard though, I think you're going to run away with it.
The biggest thing for the Patriots is that if they smart break, right, that's hard for them.
What do you think that is?
Chad, what y'all think?
Am I good? Are we good or not?
I'll tell you what, Matt Andrews actually, I need to go out and see if that's how it is.
And he's young.
It really is and it's also steep.
I mean, they are getting three runners coming forward.
Here we go, Jack. Here we go.
It sucks just for people that don't care about who wins.
We like that.
If I was a fan of a team, I'd want them to blow them the fuck out of the Super Bowl.
I don't want to get stressed as well.
At this point, is it slipping out?
All right, now I'm going to give you this, if this can happen, Drake, give me this,
buddy.
Come on, get him!
That's a ball, he's got it open, chill!
Drake, I hate you.
He hates Drake, man, now.
I think I can show him how to move.
There you go, I think so.
I think I can probably give him a run-safe money.
That's all you are, man.
Five nines.
No.
But at the same time, we don't preach the word.
I'm gonna say, and Russell Wilson, you have them, or you just hit on the outside.
But yeah.
You just gotta close your eyes and start to believe.
They know what this means, they're not bad, that's not enough.
That's true.
I cannot see it in your life.
That's not gonna be true.
If I could play in Doc Martin, I may have a chance.
You do a good collab with Doc Martin.
Yeah, we do a collab with the police, yeah, with the Doc Martin police.
It's a good return, good return.
Let's go.
And let's just look for the chat.
They know I think your bike is in.
Talk about a little bit with Sam Darnold.
See if Sam succeeds.
This is okay.
You're okay with it.
I mean, I have to be like, I don't want to be bitter.
Like Sam didn't leave the Vikings because of Sam.
Sam wanted to save it.
They did.
But he left because they weren't going to prioritize him after he took them to 14 and 3.
And it's like, you know, if the money was there, J.J. was going to be there the whole time.
So he'd be like, if I fucked up, it's his job.
Yeah, I want to be, if I took your team to 14 and 3, and I was a big part of it.
I would want the keys to the castle.
You're right.
And the Vikings fucked it up.
Yeah, there's a mark.
That's good.
No, I'm listening to that.
I'll treat you to an L.
Don't listen to that song.
No, I won't.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah.
There you go.
What's that?
Is that a toilet singing?
Oh my God!
So, take a look at me now.
Yeah, there's a mark.
That's good.
No, I'm listening to that.
I'll treat you to an L.
commercials are back
it's white, it's white, you gotta get hydrated
it must be clear, must be clear
it's not white, that would be weird if I found your room was white
Yeah, that's a great commercial
Yo, yeah, you guys see the tiktok of LeBron James punching everybody you just uh the like of urgent fire
Yeah, he's just like dead smack and everybody
So I can tell you on the couch
Oh
Little bit slippage. I get it
The worst is when you're standing up and you have to take a piss, but you also have to shit
There's no point in sitting on my floor and Johnny came in and he told me to sit on myself
Yeah, let's put him in the lap and came in, plus you don't lap guys on a lap, that's a shit
He likes to sit on a standing
Oh my god, that was sick
Sometimes you have to like
What an awesome thing to do
I
You guys, you addicted?
Yeah, of course.
He gave me a whole bottle full of what I only needed to eat.
But he gave me a whole bottle, and I think he was trying to
stand with Frank as if it was my dad, Chad, and me and each other.
But I didn't even ask for anything like that.
And he gave me the bottle, and he was just like,
he said it in like kind of like a cheeky way.
And he was like, don't ask for a refill.
And then he like left.
And then you asked for a refill?
No.
No, no, no, like it was a nuke.
Like it was like a bump long with like,
I only needed two weeks though.
Right.
You were just taking it for fun?
Yeah.
I'll be honest, I got my wisdom seed out and I started, I think I got, I think I also got purple sale.
But I, I got, I didn't really enjoy them. I would take half of one and I'd get really solid and chatty.
Super chatty, I called it the purple.
Yeah.
Dude, purple's still good.
When I got, when I got my wisdom seed out, I called it the Minnesota Vikings Radio.
And I was talking about that.
What?
I was like 16 years old.
Yeah, can we find that?
I, baby. It was just like in 2000 and God, I was 16.
Yeah.
So like probably 2009 or 10 and I was uh, I called into the Minnesota Bikings radio and I was calling and I was playing flight simulator while I was talking to them all the time.
Yeah, 16 year old, I wasn't addicted to the Perkis that I just got my wisdom to know. Yeah, or 17 years old.
Is it the fuck that I stopped talking to a girl the day that scared the whole bunch for three?
Wait, was it a turn off?
I was like, I always fuck bitches with gallbladders, I'm sorry.
She didn't tell me that was the day she was happy day.
She was like crying, and the whole time she had fucking surgery in an hour.
She didn't say she had to have surgery. I was like, oh, so wait, why did you...
Did you just not wipe her? Yeah, yeah.
I had nothing to do with her gallbladder. No, I just fucking had a fucking gallbladder.
I don't know, maybe that's your thing, is you like a nice tallbladder?
No, I just don't know where the tallbladder is.
A tallbladder is an age for rage.
Why are you not with FaZe, bro?
What? What FaZe?
I'm happy that you don't like tallbladders because that would be like, you can't really see a tallbladder.
Unless you're getting fooled?
I don't think so.
That's the one tickling your dog lathers at.
People with dog lathers matter.
Four parks! One vacation that changes everything!
Wait, wait, how many parks Universal has?
Island of Adventure, Universal main park,
they don't let it out.
And then Epic Universe, where's the fourth one?
You don't want to see me without a tent.
I don't know, but is it Universal?
Is it Island of Adventure?
Is it Disney?
No, that's the only Universal.
The Safari one.
That's Disney.
Wild Kingdom.
That's Disney.
That's the only.
I'm taking, oh, is it like a water area?
No, Chad, Epic Universe, Universal Studios, and.
Hollywood.
No.
And then, uh, there's four parks.
Cause he's, that's what I thought, but they said on the TV for.
Yeah, but I'm adding a little water park.
Epic's the brand new thing.
I know.
So if you take a vacation to Disney World, we'll change your life again.
Yeah, you might have to take out a second mortgage on your house, but it
will save your life.
I feel like you are
You know, we won't we we won't and maybe you won't
Maybe if you're for everybody like it's like a
Like a friend
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Are you kidding me? I fucking loved it. I'm a Disney game
I'm actually never been this way. I've been with a significant others. Yeah, like a cool friend. No, no, Disney
You know, some of you are going to study any angles and shit. What the fuck do you just do?
I need to switch up the angles so swiftly.
Like, I'll be honest.
I think Disney may have been one of the greatest accomplishments of American...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
The detail that they put into the game parks is unbelievable.
Yeah.
The world class.
The guy who's gonna be the best.
Universal, like, got that from Disney.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't want to get there.
I had to make it so fast.
California for sure.
Hey, come out.
I like this nigga.
Universal Orlando may be better than him.
Is he any good?
Or no, man.
He's only into the shirt.
He's like a third striker.
I think I'm a good guy.
Me too.
He's got a jacket on.
He's fucking good.
Hey, we get a clutch down here, go on 13 nothing and half off the break, off the break.
Y'all get rage going to do the sub-a-thon.
You get the sub-a-thon?
It's all about that.
Oh, what a friggin' sub-ass.
What's up, Rosie?
Oh, Rosie. Rosie where are you, Rosie?
Rosie.
Is that the same Rosie?
Yeah.
That's your little shit?
Rosie!
My little shit!
Hey little shit!
Ron hit the button.
What button?
Oh, we missed one of the most important commercials.
We missed the anti-submit to the commercial.
Oh, no, I saw it.
Yeah, we saw it.
Oh, I didn't...
Was it cool?
Yeah.
Wasn't that good commercial?
Yeah, Aiden just got some blue sticky notes on the way.
Yeah, it was worthy.
He was in there.
Oh.
Back again.
From the pictures everybody's seeing.
Another friend of yours is out of town.
Got a question for you that answered now.
All about the original, yeah, and how lonely you are, yeah, am I supposed to be carefree?
It's sexual.
Yeah, everything you need, you better rock your body now, everybody, yeah, rock your
Everybody, yeah, everybody.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Ah, fuck you.
That shit.
Rolled the classic.
Why did they think that would go good?
I'm not right with something.
I did, it was going great.
You're there, I think it went great.
No, I didn't want you to be Doug Gay.
Yeah, Mr. Godwin survived, you knew the brand.
Everybody was locked in.
We all just had the same opinion.
Fuck off.
Let's go for a couple here, let's not turn it over though, let's turn it over actually.
Two yards, get him, get him, get him, there you go, that's our second.
He got it, y'all.
Added a piece of the y'all.
The fact that you a broke-ass grunt for the fucking Amazon Prime Subjects, your name is not subject to the fucking channel.
And the second ad you're gonna be two minutes, this is beautiful, y'all too.
But you don't see me bitchin' and complainin' about a whole ass nigga?
Please, use your crimes in church, bitch.
I'm being attacked with imbalances.
You think it's a new field goal team that'll be ready?
You know Christian's older than him?
Yeah, crazy.
Actually, that was great.
Awesome.
Yeah.
That was wrong.
What?
Yeah, still breathing.
Still breathing.
I know, I know, I know.
Come on, bro.
I know.
That makes me sad, dude.
That makes me sad.
You're 23 years old.
That's fucking absurd.
Sus.
Spot!
Incomplete.
All right.
I'm just going to tell you you're here for the back of that book.
OK, well, let's put more talk on it, honey.
I'm telling you.
Sus.
Oh, god.
Wait.
Wait!
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
Wait!
Oh my gosh!
No!
Wait, no, no good!
No, no!
It lets it catch.
No, I bet it.
It's gonna touch the ground.
Try to stay no good and hit the ground.
No, it didn't, it's starting to go back up.
No, it didn't.
It's over angle, it's over angle.
But it didn't ever touch the ground.
No, it didn't.
It's over angle.
Should we just go for the ball?
No, that's because it's the ground.
I'm the ground, that's because it's the ground.
I think that's a crown.
Oh yeah.
Fairly.
I remember he played with us.
Yeah.
I can only hear that.
Well, it's a fair game.
That was about that.
We got no good quality on your chat.
I thought I said some good quality.
We got that.
I don't know.
I don't see anything.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Bullshit!
That's alright, don't?
No, there should be like 18 or 19 if you can catch it.
It ran some time long.
Oh, 20 seconds.
Love that.
I don't know.
It's not time for the pitchers to fool.
They probably deflated the ball, that's probably what happened.
They deflated the ball, which is why it raised the grass.
And a fully inflated ball wouldn't have done that.
Hey, 20 seconds until I'm going to break into the first half of the fight.
The ball's coming around, and it's going to hit the set, and it's going to hit the start, and it's going to hit the free.
All right, that's the end of it.
It's just going to get caught up.
Well, we don't make a stand on this one.
We got to go take a look.
Well, Chad, that's a little $5,000.
Go to the corner.
Jay, stay in the same.
Is it Jay?
Is it time?
It's Jay.
Really?
But I hope so.
I think it's a lot of money.
It's right now.
Yeah.
It's going to lock his ass up.
They're going to sell it to the foreigners.
They're going to risk playing these players.
It's just a lie.
It's okay.
It's better.
I've got $500 on the hocks, and $5,000 on it.
I never thought I was gonna win a shoot.
When they gotta stop the win the Super Bowl and only kick
Bill goes.
Yeah, yeah.
This is 2-0 for Christian Gonzalez.
This is the 10th.
It is.
What's the last set?
That's the big time.
It's like, yeah.
I'm gonna throw a young bet.
Yeah.
This is the first try to push that leg down into the end zone.
You put it in on to the end zone.
You should have done more.
Yeah.
Good job.
Another chance here.
Check, check, hold.
Don't keep him away from this though.
We need hold.
We need this to go good.
That's good.
This is Jason.
Jason, let's go!
Imagine if he was throwing no good at that from a no-leaf.
And you're like, ah, that was a good no-good.
It could have been no good.
And it's the opposite of no-good.
You know, the thing is, that's what I'm talking about, you're gonna be so excited.
He chokes you up after him.
That's for you, right?
You're right.
You're responsible for it, Joe.
Let's do it.
How damn is this one for a girl?
It's not good.
No, they're like, patriots.
Jill Moll.
It's up, it's blocked!
And the attempt fails!
I'll try, they said something like that.
It's up, it's blocked! And the attempt fails!
I'll try, they said something like that?
But like, if they say not good, I don't get ready.
I mean, no, it has been no good.
No, you didn't say it!
No.
Jack's saying he just said it.
No, he didn't.
Stop, stop, stop it! How do I rewind?
Go back, go back.
Can I rewind?
Girls!
You're lying.
You're lying!
You're too fine.
You're...
Who said it?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Let's go!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
That's crazy.
Wait, is it live though?
Yeah, let's go to live now.
Holy fuck.
Yo, somebody get to the next.
Oh my god.
That's so tough, bro.
It's better than that.
It's just so good.
It's just no good.
I didn't know that you'd anticipate that that was the case.
I didn't even say something about that.
I was going to make sure it's over.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Are you there anybody?
I
Check we're rich
Oh my god
I'm not so liking
Z
Somebody send me that fuck good
Oh my god, you know go have seen
Fucking class that up
Come on you
Yeah, yeah, bro.
Jill, hit him, say it right now.
What if he brings out
a young lady that you can never understand?
The one person who's rivaled in this music
from the last year.
Oh, yeah.
Troy Brayden.
He pulls out Taylor Swift.
And the two most popular artists in the world
give America the greatest half-time show of all time
and create a spectacle!
I'm bringing up all of the lessons you've learned out there.
You've come around here for 11 years, impacting you.
And if the Cuff Tamer Swift is there, she plays karma,
I Spice comes out!
Oh, shit, wait, hold on.
We're listening to fuckin' Booty Cheeks' Check.
It's a Booty Cheeks' Check.
Yo, gay!
No good, no no!
I gotta check, I gotta check, I'm scared, bro.
Yo, what's the wording on that?
announcer has to say no to it but it didn't give any like they have to sell it or this scenario
no i'm taking my app
will they pay after the game or during the game with me oh my cables are pissing you off
here is that this fucking hoe
fucking cryo
fucking legs
I
That hard rock that
Wait
99% chance
Oh my god.
Hey, hey man.
Bomb.
I'm not greedy.
Bomb.
Taking more.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
State for celebration.
Whoa.
Mark.
W. Mark.
Mark! W. Mark!
Yeah, you wanna show it to him?
Yeah.
Yeah, show it to him.
You gotta get it right.
Holy shit!
I get it right for the celebration.
Oh!
You said we're in 3-6, and that's the one everybody's gonna talk about.
Oh, W. Mark, you're in the chat.
Oh!
There it is.
Very good.
Shove them through too.
And keep them in the back.
Just lay down.
Oh, yeah.
You can get out.
Oh, yeah.
What kind is this?
The condor.
This is my sword one.
No, it's your one.
No, I am ready.
My favorite club.
Oh, you have your card?
Oh, you have your car already?
Oh my god.
Yo, that's awesome.
I never win stuff! I never win anything, jay!
How much money did you win on that?
$12,000!
Oh my god!
What's up, man?
Hell yeah.
Wait, wait, something.
Oh my god.
You know, word it like that, no?
Fuck.
Way to win something.
What?
No momentum, no.
Hey, look at that.
Momentum.
Momentum?
Because the next thing we go do is we fucking W.
More W's and more W's and all y'all are gonna remember it.
Fucking W.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, bitch.
Yeah, I hear you.
What's that?
Yo, do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Yo, do you hear me?
Do you hear me right now?
Are you good? Where are you at?
What's the cash out?
Yo!
They're coming up.
Is it cutting up?
What's your stuff?
What's here? What's here? What's here? What's your stuff? Is it cut enough?
I think I think I think the Wi-Fi
Scammy ass
I don't want to fall back on anything.
Well, there's a bad buddy down there.
Oh, we're not going to have a turning point?
Yeah. I'm ready to see Kid Rock.
I'm ready to see Kid Rock, dude.
That's what's going to be the final.
I want to see Kid Rock show.
Probably already
Yo, Jeff, yo chat
I put the no good call on stream. I put a group chat just one. He said love one one. I said I won no good.
I put money for the no good. He said nigga's love flexed and they pitched when they win but was a vocal body when they locked it.
I'm seated bro. I put it up too.
Alright gentlemen, check.
We'll see you all in a bit.
I don't see you.
God, that'd be stupid.
We appreciate you.
We're setting up a flight, ladies and gentlemen.
They're doing a free flight for us.
We tweet.
Gang, gang.
Y'all could have been up super little listening to me.
But y'all got listening.
Y'all could have been up.
Ah.
I was at the Superbowl, um, when Snoop Dogg and, uh, all those other people, I was at
the Superbowl.
When Chip Dogg and all that was probably, the whole west coast.
Yeah, Dr. Gray, all the way to grade 50, said.
At a friend that was at the one at Princeton, Miami.
Oh, when it rained?
And he did that solo?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie, for me at least,
Prince is like the best friend.
Prince, Michael Jackson, Kate, Ethan, Kate, Mary,
and Bruno Mars, bro.
Bruno Mars, yeah.
He had two, but his first one was nuts.
Yeah.
Things like drum solos and stuff are crazy, bro.
We got it all out here.
Is this it?
You know Republicans are mad as hell right now.
What's up, bruh?
What's up?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, shit.
Wait, that'd be really fun.
Roll out.
What's my hardship back there, Jack?
What do we have?
Yay!
Turkey, Turkey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, they got those spots.
Miho.
Can you see the Miho in the chef?
Holy shit, that was good Prince.
Let's print.
How are you looking, bro?
How are you looking?
It was all up on the string, gang.
How are you looking, man?
Me, Prince.
Look.
What's up, Prince?
You know?
I'm sticking up.
Oh, man.
I thought it was you.
OK, I got you.
We're going to have print, too.
Wow, yes, I got you.
They can't pull it, they shit up, you see, guys.
Hello, Oost.
Yeah, that's right.
Yo, you're a good looking woman, bro.
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
Bad party!
Yo!
He's okay!
What the fuck is this?
There's gotta be like, pretty much one right here.
What are your production?
Great production.
Oh, hold on.
Oh.
This camera's insane.
Got Solina.
This camera's insane.
No points, I know.
Oh, those two guys.
Those two guys.
That was bad fun.
That was for the only man.
They lost right up.
We snuck that in there.
That's about to be the next three days on Fox News.
Yeah, just like that.
Oh
Thank you!
Yes!
Dance, dancing, dance!
Dance, Lady Gaga!
Lady Gaga!
Oh yeah, she's the girl!
Oh
Yes
Woooooo!
Oh shit!
Yes!
Oh shit!
That's unbelievable. I can't believe what you fucking got out of that.
I lost my mind for a second.
Look at that.
That's amazing.
That's insane.
I lost my mind when you lost when you won for $12,000.
I didn't even bet money on that.
I just took what I thought was mobile.
Oh, they...
Ahhhh!
Oh, y'all, y'all.
Your bus is great.
Thank you.
This is gorgeous.
Check out what the choreographer did.
Wait, the person who can kick it, the haircut, the window too.
Yes, it's great.
That's awesome.
This is kind of crazy.
Yo, Charifi for a beautiful day.
Yo, Charity for a beautiful day.
I didn't even notice he can't do it, you know what the fuck he can't do it.
Oh
That was sweet. That was tough.
What a fucking flex.
That's actually a tough one.
Woo!
Oh!
That actually makes it.
I can't believe I said I didn't know who he was.
This production is fucking insane.
That was shit.
I'm gonna let you represent it.
Represent for this beat, man, don't care.
Is that them trying to fix the electricity point of the boat?
Under the hurricane?
Yeah.
There's so many storylines.
Yeah.
I
I'm not gonna do this one.
I'm gonna try to represent Bravo Lages.
How can I do that?
Another Turkey ball.
Yeah.
I would play it.
You do, you do.
Oh, get Kodak back.
Just play the halftime of your Turkey ball.
You grab it.
I would play it.
100%.
We don't have to.
Is it over?
Is it over Thanksgiving?
Or is it like before?
It's a little bit of a shame.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're happy to have you.
But it's usually like around Thanksgiving.
Oh, cool.
I'll be down.
100%.
And we need that quarterback.
Wait.
Nobody can play quarterback?
Really? No I would fuck it up on the floor.
Damn, it makes me run up on this dude.
Damn!
What?
Fox News is gonna be furious.
Oh my god, there's so much we have.
What is there every flight?
What a miracle.
Yeah.
There's so much we have.
Why is there every flight?
What a miracle.
Yeah.
There is so fucking angry.
Ah, tired, so.
What is this?
I don't know, it's vodka.
I don't need more of that.
Ilsevka?
That's not a Russian shit.
I thought it was Swedish.
No, it's Skagga.
It is Russian.
All right.
First impressions of the half-time show, one through ten.
Here we go.
Starting with Rage.
I'll give this half-time show
I'll give it a
9 8.9
Yeah
I'll give it a 9 as well
The reason straight
Straight nine
9.0 9 out of 10 I
I love the way that he we've narrowed it into it. It was a storyline. Yeah, the only reason I
It wasn't tennis because I need to I need to lock in and get
Yeah, it was it 10 out of 10, but I and that's on me
That's on me.
We're getting solid 8, 7, solid 9s, but very high, 10, Chad agrees.
Chad, you agree?
What's Mike Tyson doing?
I was so sad and asked if he was going to fight me.
Did I tell you I smoked weed in Mike Tyson?
No.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is the most powerful food I've ever eaten.
Yo, we chose to see me back on track.
This guy loved me.
That was so fast on me.
Eat real food.
Hey man.
You know what other fun things about processed food?
Yeah.
Cheese is processed food.
Yeah.
Oh, eat like cheese.
Like cheese.
Just like all cheese is processed.
Yeah.
So many foods that are good is processed.
Yeah.
No, I hate this word speed. Superbowl commercial, damn!
That's top, W Speed!
Yo, W Speed!
Was that even ducking that shit?
Yeah.
This thing is a Superbowl commercial, damn!
Damn, that's top, yo!
Yo!
Oh, Stu!
W speed in the fuckin' chat, gang!
Whoop!
Is that not crazy?
They said twice.
What's your accent?
I
Sort of Haitian uniforms ha ha
Yeah, let's talk about the sea now
the other thing
You guys are Seahawks fans tonight. How are you feeling? How's the energy? I think the Seahawks are going to run away with it
Okay, I like your defense. They don't know what to do with the Seahawks right now. Yeah, okay
You guys got I feel like in a box right now. Oh 30 minutes. It's nine to nothing at the end of 30 minutes
What's the score gonna be?
24-3 Seattle
Range
You get to 24
I'm a lie
So you said the end of the third
The end of the game and he gave what the score will be. Yeah
Don't know. Uh, pictures pictures the score one three pages. Go have
Sadly don't beat my ass pages. I have 14 points. Okay
Okay, okay
I'm hearing you so far.
And they had the Seahawks at nine right now?
Yep.
They're gonna finish the game with 16 points.
16-14.
What are you doing?
I don't like that scenario because I feel like unless it is 13, I don't know.
13, 14, and we're kicking that field hole to win the game, 16, 14, me, we up to, they
got both in, and they got a chance to kick that field hole to win the game, and you
already got there no good.
So guess what?
That's not balling well for me, is it?
Why don't you just stop thinking?
Okay, we don't even need to worry about it.
Awesome?
Yeah.
24-3?
24-3.
I like that.
What the fuck?
I wrote that out.
The patients aren't going to get three points of the same goal.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
Sometimes it's true.
Abe don't fuck with that script.
We're going to chat. This is a lot. This means a lot to me.
I'm a Seahawks fan and it's more than just a game. It's about life.
I know, if the Vikings were in this, I'd probably be here right now, I'd be in the game.
This is literally, you guys understand this is life.
I respect the fact that you were able to, like, come here and...
This is life.
I know it is.
It's just Seahawks win, all Seahawks fans get a 10% boost in life.
Yes, I know.
If Patriots lose, right, Patriots fans, life starts to get stale.
I think everybody's rooting for the sea audience.
But if we lose though, life gets shaped for me.
I know.
Patriots, Scootish?
You want Scootish walking around happy as hell?
No, I'm not even going to see him if he wins.
He's doing the production.
I'm just going to say I'm going to be like,
somebody else has to do it.
I expect you to.
I'll be like, sorry Scootish, I can't deal with it right now.
Well, what happens to you?
What the fuck is that?
We're on a train, and we're going to pop stats money.
I feel like it's going to be interesting.
Chapter heli mix.
Ever skied?
Because when you mastered the terrain, you taught high.
Anybody?
I never skied.
Never?
I skied before.
Yeah, I was a skier.
Really, not really, though.
I wasn't great at it, but I skied.
Chat, any skiers?
I skied a little bit.
My dad skied for a while.
I want snowboard.
Same.
I just skied, same boat.
I see.
That was fun.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Kerry.
Okay.
30 minutes till 7 is crowned the Super Bowl champion.
This is the block.
I've got a block here.
There's another block here.
I don't know, no it's not.
Another block, yeah.
I don't know, no it's not.
They show Tuesdays, yeah they show Tuesdays, bottom man, and GTA.
I don't know why they do this to the Wolverine teachers.
Why'd you feel like they put us up, Gary, nine months?
It's too much right now for the great man because they're disguised
Why is it too much to drink me Chris?
He's not Patrick Holmes
This is Bert
Oh
Puff Puff, welcome to New York.
They're like Cajun and Limit Puffin.
I don't know which one is which.
You gotta play this live.
Oh my gosh.
This is cool, bro.
He's like, Puff Puff, back in India.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
This is your captain.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
They're here to Puff Puff, login.
Oh shit sorry I didn't know what I was talking about.
Two and a half hour flight tonight.
What's happening here?
Pick that!
Oh my god.
I think he's stating the air.
Yeah, I was like, get your hit from him.
Who's second then?
And that's the email authority who's out there
had a bit of an ankle sprain.
Yes, we're at the third quarter civil and 9-0.
He's such an important piece.
The New Orleans...
The New Orleans Navy's all got guns for these days.
She just followed New Orleans.
Thank you very much.
The New Orleans Patriots.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Put it down.
We're even birthday today after birthday.
I
That crashed out of fighting out only his hand was featured in the Superbowl commercial
the devil's in a super old commercial let's go yo these niggas are lost
go up bro let's go there's a no fight zone
come on yo but I mean you couldn't even touch that body was that that's so dope
No, only his hand was featured in it. That's so cool. He said he spent hours recording that shit. He only showed his hand
12 hours being an actor. He only showed his hand
But pictures so fucking suck
Jack, can we jump off?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, the ball's gone.
I'm gonna get it.
We're close, though.
Super Bowl Champion Sam Gartner
could have been a fucking Minnesota Vikings guy.
Now, look at what they're saying here. Be honest.
Be honest.
I burned it to my tongue, I can't be honest.
What you so hot bro?
What?
Alright.
That Gibbons made the flames, and the players right here.
You're straight with free balls, spets on, and can't escape.
They were blue ass.
I got the job given to you.
Oh, flight is the Patriots' way.
Hey.
So, flight of family warriors, the Patriots.
Who else?
Are you an Yankees fan too?
I'm a superhero from Superman.
Every anime character in Goku?
Nice pick up.
That's a doc.
Let's go.
Well, the Patriots, you fucking suck dick!
You lose a ass!
Fuck!
You shitty, goody ass guys!
You suck dick, Patriots!
Fuck me up here!
And the fucking gang!
You're not some good boys, man.
You suck dick!
Talk suckers!
Man, you're fucking hard, you're fucking fucked up.
The time of playing is fucking over, man.
We're fucked up!
Fire!
We regret this mistakes in history.
Today!
You dick suckers!
Fuck retin' that shit!
He's shit!
That's what I'm talking about!
Fuck you!
He's shit. That's when the time I got fucked up, you notice the world hasn't been the same since that?
Since when?
Since the anomaly happened, okay?
What anomaly?
Cause they ain't run that fucking ball.
So there.
Oh!
I was dead.
What the fuck did you just say?
No, no, I'm saying the world hasn't been the same.
Shut the fuck up!
Don't ever bring some energy like that in here, bro.
Do you understand what happened to me on that day?
You understand ever since that day America's been weird bro people's been weird
We don't even need to talk about it
Don't ever say some shit. Don't bring that don't bring that shit up here while this is happening
You can see the moon
Oh
Beep beep what's up, here's but don't bring that up. Okay. I am so bitter
Son of a bitch
I'm trying to curse us
Not everybody needs to get the wires you curse look Chris it up
Oh!
These are fucking awesome.
No good! Ha! Say it again for me, for me.
Do you get something if they say it twice?
No. Yo, that was crazy.
What did you say that makes you think?
What did you say?
Come on.
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
We can't cut down here.
Austin made you cook it with his prediction.
Patreous, y'all fucking suck, bro.
Y'all are terrible.
I'm fucking out here, bro.
We're sitting here over there.
Everybody pay attention.
Now we're going to spring back the other way.
Beautiful call that time.
For the Seahawks.
I got out of Super Bowl two weeks ago, game.
It's over.
Yeah.
Everyone that makes didn't want that shit.
Yep. Come on.
The Rams.
They had an easy-ass schedule.
Two Patriots.
This was the year to win the Super Bowl.
I don't like that narrative.
You know?
I may be for the regular season, but the playoffs,
I know people want to say the Chargers are chokers,
but that's Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert.
And then the Texans and the Broncos
are genuinely of youth level differences, like elephants.
So to me, like, they deserve to be here, though.
They deserve to be here.
But what's happening right now?
She's been testing it out good this year, sorry.
Steph, is that what it is, Steph?
And Drake made it to jump.
What's Sam Brown going to be a dynasty with the fucking sales?
That would be nuts.
And the Minnesota Vikings could have fucked that.
It's a Nixon outplay.
Who's Nix?
Bone Nix.
Oh, Bone Nix played that entire game,
except for like the final drive of the game.
So like, actually, he played the whole game.
It just got heard out.
He would throw the Patriots that, when the Patriots played,
he would have the whole game.
Oh, they talking about that.
I mean, I was more saying from a defensive perspective,
that the Broncos' defense is still a leap.
Like, they still got a score point to win the game.
But wasn't it kind of still a close game,
even with the backup?
Yeah.
The Reeds.
Shall I go live?
That makes you real right now, man.
I don't know
I feel like as a casual viewer and a fan
There's there's more parody than ever in NBA
From when it was from like 2014 to 2018 or 19 or like you know what I'm saying
Like that's to me though and I'm not really in the NBA yet so I don't know if I'm correct
It could be possibly be because one I have no favorite player actually brand and my favorite team is IZ
That could be about percentage but I'm not like
Bro, I used to be so...
That has invested, bro.
You think they should have gone after... gone after...
They should have gone after... gone after anybody, gang.
I need fucking...
And that's why the...
might mean you haven't won a fucking championship
to LeBron fucking James.
That's fucking why.
No, we shouldn't have been there. We fucking sucked.
We're 15. We should not have been there, bro.
Fucking... oh my god.
Watch out! Nice throw!
Ahhhh!
Coo!
Let's round off that round off, please.
Hey, P5?
Paige! Rage said that he won $12,000, he can give you that backbook now!
I P5.
I never said that Paige.
And the money ain't steady yet.
So like, did I really even win anything?
Good point.
They could have scammed him, they could have been on site, there wasn't a chance.
Another field goal.
I'm waiting.
No good.
Double or nothing?
Oh!
Another field goal!
Oh, 57.
Let's go!
Come on!
Four field goals.
Come on!
Come on come on come on
Hello, yes, baby
No, this is yes
I don't even have a game to play on my Switch that you bought me.
If you bought me a Switch, I wouldn't have a game to play.
Remember when you got the game out the shelf?
It's in the bag.
It's not in the Switch.
It's in the bag.
You can buy the game separately.
The code for the game is supposed to be on the receipt, but it's not even on the receipt and you can't get charged for it.
I don't even have a game to play on my Switch Rage. I don't even have a game, but you did win 12k, so I'm going to figure that out.
And she got charged back on subs, so she's like, I got $500 charged back on subs, I'm broke.
I don't even have a game to play.
So you're homeless and you ask for a Switch and a bunch of other gadgets.
What the fuck nigga? Are you doing the fucking thing through the phone again?
So what the fuck do you want me to do about that Paige? What do you want me to do?
My game doesn't work. I can't play Donkey Kong bananas. I don't have it.
Paige the fucking Super Bowl is on your tongue. Call me about Donkey turn bananas up.
I want you $12,000!
What do you want me to do with that? What do you want from me, Paige?
I want Donkey Kong Vanessa!
Okay! You'll get Donkey Kong Vanessa, Paige! I'll get you Donkey Kong Vanessa again!
Okay!
Okay, Paige!
Excellent! You know I bought my own MacBook. I don't freaking need you.
I just want Donkey Kong Vanessa.
You don't need me, but you need me to buy you Donkey Kong!
And a controller, Senator.
Jesus Christ, Paige!
Okay, I'm getting fun controller. Okay. Bye. Okay. Okay. Bye
Brad
this kind of stuff always fucking not
people are literally happy to just do it in every single kind of way
did you did you are you watching super evil people
battle for the first time
36 minutes
five
six minutes
you're watching super evil
you ready
ready
you want to pancreas
She don't know where it is.
Yo, I don't know, I can probably get a score and it pisses me off how I'll ask for pictures
of her.
Oh my god!
That thing is dead!
So we got that really hard.
Oh, a picture.
Yo!
What happened?
So we got hit really hard.
Oh, Patriot.
Oh!
Yo!
We can't read. Why does it seem hard to read?
Just the half time.
Four years from it.
What is the score, Caleb?
I can't even tell you, man.
It's on the screen.
No, no, she said like, what is the score?
Like, why is it so fast?
Oh, my God.
You know what's crazy yo, hey, I like how you just boot game max is p5
Gang that's oral page to please so P5 from max you think a page with a P5 oh my gosh
That defense is nasty
I
Know why the picture is so ass game
Get the fuck out the Super Bowl game. You do not belong here. It's shit. I'm a casual
blood
This game is a RIO.
A fake? Get the fuck out of here.
Let's go!
What do you mean by that?
Do you like the Legion of Boon better or the Dark Side?
Legion of Boon.
Yeah.
Legion of Boon.
Time-lapse.
You gotta say we're trying to make our own day.
Sam, you know...
Yeah, come on.
You're giving Legion of Boon work, too.
Yeah.
Oh my God, bro.
Cat's eyes.
I'm sorry, I probably said that I didn't stay out of it.
You alright?
Wait, they like Pokemon?
Yo, aint it, Commander?
They like Pokemon?
I hate that.
Yo Jack, some of the fuckin' best Pokemon, fuckin' bastards in the real game.
What Pokemon is that?
Zygarde, Jengar, Arcanine.
Okay, man
My mom be bring me to the crate Jack
What you say
She'll say like toky mans. Oh, I'm playing toky mans. That's what I've never always said toky mans like the soul of yeah
She purposely always says tortilla
But no trolling
We saw the Nutcracker, really?
I think I see it up black, like a really black historic one.
I saw a line in one.
I saw...
Who said one? Who's in the middle of this movie over here?
Uh, there's a good interview.
I mean, funny, uh, funny video.
Uh...
Shouldn't it be Hamlet?
Oh, I didn't see that.
Tell us.
I saw Hamlet.
Musicians are so, like, I ain't gonna lie, going into it, they're always good, I ain't gonna lie.
I don't like musical birthdays that much. I rather just be, uh, being there watching these music videos.
But mama, man, musicals? Right?
Yeah, yeah, I just, okay.
They got Sam.
Come on.
Sam Dyer.
Oh, Patrick's fucking sucked it. Yeah, cocksuckers
Okay, I don't mean we got a flight to catch one
I see the pressure inside my gut legs, but they put so many people up around the line of scrimmage.
You can hear San Donald go, can, can, can, can.
Bro, Brad, they're really good.
They're all like, oh, they're so staggy there.
They forced the other one to step.
They're going in his own booth.
What is he doing?
That was not good, because they could put the giveaway on this more much.
Yeah, bro, that's punch now?
That's why I would really put the game on ice.
You get a hype for a pussy boy? Fuck off.
You really cannot move the ball at all.
They can't do it, they can't do it.
No! No way.
Propaganda. You get locked up, they have to do something.
Yeah, I know, it's propaganda. You gotta have a reason why you get locked up.
I said, I said, they couldn't have done better than you.
They wouldn't have done it.
Jake Vogue goes out of here.
I don't like that play.
Third down.
I love that play.
Love that play.
You know what?
UI, just to get more into the play.
Yeah.
The game about kill position, bro.
I told you nothing.
I never let go of that.
Why don't we try to throw that?
We throw a kick six, dude.
Yeah, sure.
Pretty good, right?
Raise your coat, put on a daily shirt.
Oh, I got one in another room. I'll go put it on.
No!
Maybe it's time to just spread it out and see.
Everything would go to shit!
I'm joking.
You hear me?
Yes.
You put it on a daily shirt, everything would go to shit.
No daily shirts at.
Zero daily shirts with us.
get his ass. Oh my God. Oh my God. Block in the back. Block in the back. It's coming
back. I see Michael Dixon. Block in the back. Here we go. Make the call. During the return,
illegal block in the back. Receiving team. Right here. Number 24. Return, illegal block
Welcome to the back of the 24CB team.
Time down penalty.
First down.
Is that the first penalty?
Second.
Rage shilling with Baker Mayfield.
Where are they?
They're referencing me, Baker Mayfield.
Of the quarterbacks of the Cleveland Browns.
No, Tampa Bay Buckingham.
You look like them.
Yeah, that's what they say.
TV throwing passes to Mike Edmonds.
I do.
Chris Godwin, and on the weekends I fly planes of your age and go to drag
with us.
It's pretty cool.
Well I love it.
It sounds like a dope life.
Well I love it.
Yes it's a no good, yes it's a no good.
Where's your coffee can?
Oh, stop.
It's a high level of pet surfam, but every year, 10 million of us.
When we look for them, hasn't changed in years.
Until now, one million of us have been in the field.
We've been in the field.
It's a high-level pet's earth family, but every year, 10 million of them.
And when we look for them, hasn't changed in years.
Until now, one post of the dog's photo of the ring has started to outdoor cameras looking for a match.
Search Party for Rimmie and the state of the family's fine lost dogs.
Since 2003, the dog's death has been reunited with their family.
Be a hero in your neighborhood with Search Party.
That's what I'm talking about.
Tell me more of the surveillance stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know it's crazy.
You know, I've been trying to get it to cool, but it's just like...
I kind of have like a weird perspective on it.
Because I'm always like, oh, they have my face.
They know where I am.
It's like, you know, we carry phones around all the time.
They know everything.
How do you open your phone?
This is my face, that is exactly it.
A PONGEE!
Uh, is this a Budweiser?
A CHICKEN!
What do you mean?
It's the Budweiser commercial.
Budweiser.
Awwww.
This is giving me parts in the album, bud.
Yeah.
I think that's AI.
I think that's AI with this.
Yeah.
See it?
Hard to see.
Yo, Dick has got AI and then the wood to do, yeah.
And he's just cooking up anything.
Oh, I'm very impressed.
Yo.
Yeah, there it is.
Dick has got a grok.
Dick is doing anything, yay.
No, there's a captain that called up
said that the evil child was under supervision of, like, an actual sight.
Everything else on there.
Oh, shit.
They did this because everybody was talking about how it was AI.
What they brought?
They brought it out.
They brought the bullet.
Yeah.
But all the other shit was AI.
That fucking chicken was AI.
It's fucked.
That's fine.
that last drive and state down the stairs and set them down.
We would try to find something about a two-thirds of the way
of the race that is going to get the worst performances ever
by an office.
Oh, Jesus.
Damn.
Don't get his ass, dude.
You got a platform matching the nosebleed shell with a 5-7 story.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, no, you're in a box.
Oh, you're in a box, dude.
It's too late, but it could flow there right now, we may get it for a float quarter or we'll get it on a plane soon, so yeah, we can try it.
You can see me later. Yeah, we can see me later.
Is that the only time I have to go?
Maybe.
Are there any?
Are you flying a pump boat?
I never in the city I don't know, but that
You could go to like Machu, yeah, Machu, yeah, really fast.
I never really hate, I was into the college before.
Sing a lot.
This was in your head, that is you.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Like even clocking New York to Ellen in like,
three hours or a minute?
Yeah, three and a half, three and a half,
three and a half, it's crazy.
They never did it like from the West Coast team.
Look for the two.
Scissor.
OK, OK, OK.
Yes!
Shit.
That's like the look of it.
Yeah, that is really good.
And that is yet another six in the last seven drives.
Right up.
see how it rushed. This is a relatively easy program. There. It was trashy. No, is this
going to be the one hand? Yeah, probably. Now, see if we're doing it right now, chat,
you're probably starting to get a little discouraged. It's not over. It gives me a
It's really a toucher.
These are disgrace.
It looks like a shot.
Oh, that's a car. Oh, I need this car.
You guys ever play Jurassic Park, but the one on PlayStation 2, I think they also had
one PC.
And you would make your entire park and you would have fence around it, make it extremely
and then to beat all the fences holding the dinosaur in there and then you just walk around and eat it.
Hey, why did we all have PS4 versions of that? Like, did a part 3 with the plastic car?
Yeah.
Why do we all become evil people?
But then what did you do?
Just because you came.
Like, one of the sins you were trapped in had been a room with no door and then they was piss themselves, shit themselves, and then they had.
Yeah, one of the first things I did in Grand Theft Auto was get up on top of a parking garage with this.
Just a ball for you.
Or just drive, just drive down the beach and just run over.
But I don't know, why do we do that?
Why do we do that?
Are they just starting fights randomly?
Yeah, I know for no reason.
Also, in GCA, I would go pick up prostitutes.
And they kill them?
Yes, they take their money.
I need my money back.
That's right.
Yeah, that's what we would do in Grand Theft Auto.
What else would I do?
Oh yeah, I would drown people and put rollercoasters on cue.
Oh yeah.
God, man, I was gonna fuck her up.
Are you gonna have it like, launch off?
Yeah, the rollercoasters just launch off.
Oh yeah.
There's no original experience.
There are majors in character development.
I didn't see the stairs, but you could just build a pool and they'll go in and then you delete the ladder.
And they just swim for hours.
And then eventually they just die.
My sister would make a cemetery of just a block, probably a tombstone, and then there'd come back as ghosts
and hog the people also on their property.
So my sister would have a cemetery of like 10, 15 stone and she would just torture one of us.
She put a house next to it like in the family?
Yeah, oh yeah, full of family.
And the ghost would just hop in?
That's awesome.
This is the poster that burned the house down.
That's awesome.
Come on, Sam.
It's 12 to nothing.
Come on, let's get some action in here.
Good touch there.
Wait, can he's out?
He's got to catch that.
Can he's out of the game?
Oh, shit.
You know.
JSM.
Yeah, JSM's first.
Damn.
JSM is in concussion protocol.
Yeah, that's...
He's out.
That's how you do the beauty.
I think he's down, there's a side cut from the off-court.
Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter!
How about? How about?
So you go, you go and touch the ball, you go.
What, the ball?
Peter, Peter, Peter!
Yeah, I think I'm also going to pass.
Oh, shoot.
Jason is out.
The old man.
That's what I was saying, man.
You know what?
You know what it says, man.
I wasn't going to take George, but I mean,
you didn't have to do that.
I was.
Who?
Oh, it's the buses.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I'll take him.
Chat you want a pretty son? Oh, they said it's protocol. It's not confirmed yet protocol. Okay. Yeah
You kind of got to talk to the doctor and say
But at the same time like I don't want Jason's end up like Antonio Brown
Like I need JSN healthy and like thinking right to like bro like his entire life
Get him! Get him!
I'll do the line.
Yeah, honestly, this baby defensive holding.
Yeah, defensive holding where the flag was thrown. Defensive holding.
Good job, man. Good call.
Yep.
Holding. Defense.
Damn.
I think this is what this game is going to have to come down to.
They're going to have to spread out.
A little long.
Yeah, Chad.
I've been watching football since I was like 10.
I haven't missed a Minnesota by-ease game since 2004.
I watched every single game.
Every single game.
Might as get a pre-season in this game.
Who cares about that?
I was on a plane in China this year.
and there was no way I could watch the game and I FaceTimed my brother and
watched the game through this FaceTiming. Oh shit.
That's Huck. That's a real Eurofans game.
Your brother's real. Yeah, he held the phone on FaceTiming towards the TV and I sat with my headphones watching it.
Oh shit.
It was the only, for some reason, like none of the other signals worked.
even like track it but I can watch it in FaceTime and see the whole game. And we lost.
Is Luke Campbell or Rookie or second year?
Somebody said awesome you watch for other people. Rookie? So he's going up against the Marcus Lawrence?
I don't want to see a sweaty ass man in a fucking tight football uniform, somebody said, you watch for the news, and they said you should, somebody said you should.
No, no, it's okay. My chat doesn't say that. It's okay.
I don't want to see those sweaty ass.
Who's that?
That's one of my students, but this is me.
Yeah, this is getting sweaty.
You'll meet the Torthon chat.
What?
With the Torthon stream.
Get him.
Oh, yes!
Here you go.
Ahhhh!
It's Vegeta!
Magic fucking evil villain!
We're getting our ring back!
That shit wasn't yours to be getting with it!
I don't even know what to say.
We're gonna do something a great time.
By the way, before we get the plane,
it should be an issue, but we gotta take a B test before.
We're gonna test this for weed.
We gotta pee into a cup before we get on the plane.
I bet, I'll, yeah, so it should be good.
Yeah, we gotta take another, I forgot,
I forgot to tell you about that.
Yeah, it's cool.
Why, why, why did I take a B test?
Oh, because we, we can't fly with passengers before we do.
Do we have to take a sobriety test?
No, no.
He knew a cop would walk a straight line down a cop there.
He's got a, he's got a, he's got a, you know, cop there.
Yeah, he's got a cop there.
Don't worry though. I mean, I should be fine.
I never seen you smoke. You've just been smoking oregano.
Yeah.
That shouldn't be an issue.
Mark, you got anything about it?
It's just...
Yeah.
Shut that up for me, by the way.
Mark got a bottom beach out of the world, right?
Holy...
What's down, baby? What's down?
Oh
The Patriot fans you want to go up now tap up
No, they can't tap out. We're not done. Come on. So we said Ron pulled his beat out. What do you mean?
What
Ron hold his dick
Somebody in the chat said that it's like we asked live chat. I might call
What was that guy doing, was he just taking his foot out of it?
This defense might be better than a little fool.
His first live sports day, I should ever.
That's okay though, because someone else's head was in front of his head.
chat this deep it's not better than the region of room right
everyone is watching up for everyone this classic general stories buried around every corner
nah you just beat a little
you know what they say
she's got good
I would say don't put bro
watching them felt different
they do I'm not gonna lie like they got war on
but they don't got like old Thomas Richard Sherman
camp chancellor or like that
like Bobby Wagner
Oh
I
Specialized
Compete
She can still do what she loves
Who she loves
Yeah, because they've gotten through them all.
Light.
Hold on.
Light? Oh, hold on.
Hey flight, um
How you feeling game?
I feel terrible. I feel like shit, bro.
That's the hardest thing I've watched ever in my life.
What is happening?
Why aren't y'all scoring? Why y'all so ass?
I'm not going live.
You gotta give him some energy, flight.
I don't know what you gotta do. You gotta start.
something to give them some energy dead ass I'm trying I don't know what to do listen
listen listen when we get off this phone call you and your child you gonna say
prayer for the niggas you're about to get killed yeah you're getting y'all
looking dead nigga y'all looking like y'all ain't supposed to be here
they look like y'all you could be out there
Facts but no
We're gonna see flight
Oh, you see the script?
Hold on, Tim.
What?
Is he looking?
He's not even looking at the ball!
Yeah, he was not turning around at all.
The low key, I'm not a scan.
Well, under Tom passenger's clothes.
It was the way they call it.
Let's go Koo!
Step up!
Koo!
Smoking it right here.
It's over bro.
We're done.
And Seattle has it pecking the red zone for 16-hour lock.
And so this is sort of a thing, I don't think you're going to come out.
And then you're going to come in here and then go back out.
But you're going to get behind some traffic.
And that's exactly what happened.
DeCristian been told us on that one.
Us.
Catch number six for the Newport Cup.
The A and the assistant,
for the Newport League.
For what he has to do.
Thank you, Sam.
That's it.
Let's go!
No, no, no!
Come on!
Seattle Seahawks!
Yes!
Super Bowl champions!
Yes!
It's over.
Vikings let him go.
It's over.
It's done.
That's the ball game.
It's over.
God damn.
Come on, bro!
What a play. What a play design. What a play design. One.
Chad today has nothing but W's. Nothing but W's today Chad.
Let's get it double or nothing, no good here.
All right, let me just remind you, just for the energy, Boston Rays are not a party
because they feel like the game is over.
They are a party because they got these and other things to do.
Because we know that the Patriots, 28 to 33, with 6 minutes left in the shoot, will
back to win if you share their palpations. So we don't want to give back to these
energies. What is happening right now is such a reason because you have some
other things to do. Yes, exactly. That's what you really want to share.
That is full of idol-like. Idol-like.
At least in the next generation, yes.
Now Chris, come on, Sackle-A, you got it.
No, you didn't even watch.
You all imagine? No, there's no way to have no no.
First, yeah, take a close look at the life of the tutorial.
If we leave and they start coming back.
You have to come back here a few years later.
I have to.
I'm not joking, we have to kill the car.
I'm not telling you what's wrong with us, that's not a joke.
You're not gonna make it, you're just here.
Yo, like, like, I don't know, bruh, you're so fucking full of your lads right now.
Why is a man fighting a bear?
It's a curse.
What do you want to fire?
Is that Chris? Chris Hacksworth?
I'm gonna go.
Do you want me to use the tent?
Can I go to the garage?
Yeah.
And I'm gonna scrub.
Oh, you can do that.
I fucking love this shit.
I'm not some of these.
Aren't you saying you're a fucking lazy potato?
Like the ones that have made America's favorite shit since 1938.
And today, we're turning them into lays and delivering them to your door.
And if it doesn't get there in 72 hours, we'll be doing a year supply of lays.
Seriously, a potato to chip to your door while supplies light.
Grab your phones.
Scan the code to get the freshest pack of lays in 72 hours.
That's the asset, then it's up to us to make this commercial.
Jack.
You gotta put this your own shirt, I have a rule.
Like this, I know it, gang.
That's the fucking saying.
Fuck.
Look at him with pants, that's bullshit.
Alright, well, you can't fly a plane without your shirt.
I don't know where the pants are.
But, look at the fucking pants.
You're just gonna have to wear those pants.
I don't have to wear these pants.
Oh, you don't have pants out there?
No, I don't.
Listen, we're going to be the most swaggy fucking pilot ever game.
Fuck.
Chamber about to have a changing segment.
Oh, wait, we can be right here.
Yeah, we can just put it on.
Oh!
Oh, man.
How far is it from here?
Twenty minutes.
Oh, I'm going to bed.
We have a flight to catch. Wow, we actually kind of look good.
We look kind of fucking dapper.
Wait, we have the hats, too.
But I don't know if we're wearable, seeing them in the chat, thanks.
They fit me. Hats don't usually fit me.
I'm a big ass head.
walker MVP
Yeah, probably.
You have a ton of time.
Patriots get the ball first and the 30-50.
All right.
What the fuck is this?
Mile-high pilot?
Is what the name tag says?
What is it, Hugh?
That was the name tag, I don't know who's uniform this was, but that was you, but not you.
Shootin' Jordan.
He's the winner.
Let's go!
Make some shit.
Ooh, whoa.
Alright, alright.
Ain't no crazy.
Oh, whoa.
All right.
Ain't no crazy.
Yeah, we're putting on our uniform.
I don't know about the hat.
They just go without the hat.
I think this is fine.
Jack, what do you think?
Well, we have to put on the tie
See how see how good
What is cat saying I don't think it's this
Let's see the tie here.
Actually, we look pretty good.
What do we do?
Wait, look at us, Chad.
Did he punch the ref? No, he punched bigs. That was a clean.
Oh, shit.
I like how the NFL, if you didn't catch it live, it didn't happen.
And that was the end of the fucking police officer.
He didn't get in the prison he started.
He never gets caught.
No.
Hey, Chad, what do you think?
How do we look?
A streaker?
You're lying.
Chad was saying a streaker.
There's no way there was a streaker.
I mean, they are taking advantage.
We should put the hat on?
Like, what's going on?
They are taking advantage.
This shit is not fitting me.
the hats I don't think the hats are good.
Also, bro, it can't fit my head again, I would, but I would.
These are kind of dorky hats.
They don't fit my head.
I don't think I'm aware of the hat.
It's a little dorky.
It's hard
Holy that was the best
Whoa, wait, hold on chat
I'm a little chat to know oh my god
Oh
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking unfortunately we have a little baby tonight
Nah, they still got a long way to go.
And finally, it shows up.
Ha ha ha!
What's that?
What is it?
You gotta hop on the plane, okay?
If the game gets closed,
We'll turn this bitch around.
We'll see you though.
Oh, sweetie.
So you think they coming up?
They coming back?
Shit, we got formula one, come on.
Do we fuck with the Fiddo chat or do we fuck with the...
You can polish it.
It's caught.
You look great. Appreciate you. Appreciate you.
I look like I want you to come back.
I'm some gangster shit though.
I'm done.
Shut the back on out of here.
Well, Jen's gotta call you and make it work.
Now take the day off.
Not me.
Charlie!
Here!
Come on.
I'll be right back.
Charlie.
Come. Sit. Let's go home.
Charlie, stop.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Will you stop that?
Children are crazy.
Somebody's on?
A mortuary's resumed?
I'm sorry.
Where would it be?
I don't know.
Okay, Charlie.
I see you, Charlie.
I was born in the Steady.
My best friend was that baloney.
That is something I bet you.
Steady's down, ba, ba, ba.
So good! So good! So good!
Wait, Trump really made that post about the Hatshot Show?
Yeah, he did.
Wait, what?
Yo, he bashed the Hatshot Show.
Yo, yo, yo.
He's a generational figure, bro.
You're fucking loser, Gary.
What do you say? He's in a long paraphral, Gary.
What else comes up? I'll read it.
Oh my god, the bushes were beautiful.
In the halftime show.
Yeah, there's a video of it in walking.
Holy fuck.
That's crazy.
Can we see the radio too?
It does get to a little bit of lightness.
It's not a time like 12.27.
I have been behind breakers since not so long ago.
So they're in business.
And I left point fingers that they do as well.
I'll read it on my game, just to put that down.
Okay, I got the pressure back.
Now the pressure's on Seattle.
The non-trucks are in the way.
I just hope that I don't...
Okay, put this one here.
Okay, I'm gonna ask you,
You better get knocked the fuck out
This nigga locking niggas up
Yeah, I'll see if the GI will, he's not here yet.
He's talking with him.
What the hell is that?
Holy.
Checking my line
Fuck, fuck
What the fuck?
Fuck
I'm not new England and it's going to shift to basically a six man down line.
Why are they doing that?
it's been a pleasure watching as a new viewers I want the new viewers to end up hating me
why?
because I want to thank you for that message, those are not my favorite messages this whole
weekend all the new viewers because I'm friggin not everyone's cup of tea
not everyone's cup of tea
come on
I've been, I've been tame and mild and I know when you see other communities, you gotta be more open, you gotta be more like, uh, uh, uh, aware of what other people might be cool with or not cool with.
Gotta be respectful.
So like I caught people stupid
I caught people to all work with that shit, you know, they read
And I'm probably gonna say it's already a couple retarded
But not cuz of like
Learning
Oh, fuck!
A deep throw.
Just hit Davis' fingers.
GG, new viewer.
That nigga was going.
Fuck! New Trap, yo!
That's how they try to get extra boost.
I think he tripped up a little bit.
You imagine?
Oh, this part again, we got a game.
A good game.
I mean, low key doesn't...
What are you even saying?
No, you said 14.
I said...
Yeah, I said...
14, 16.
14, 14, 14, 14.
It's going to save the action.
21-7.
You got scared. You got scared.
It's almost unbelievable. I know you're standing up.
This is as wide open as you can get. Can you imagine
if they get that one and it breaks him out somewhere around?
Oh, yeah, no, there, yo, what is he had and all you had is the safety right in front of me.
Oh, safety.
Oh, oh, my God.
Did you ever do a play like that?
Try to jump over.
No, I don't trust other people.
They're gonna hit under me.
I trust you.
Did you ever do a play like that? Try to jump over someone.
No, I don't trust other people. I feel like they're gonna hit under me.
They put a five getting Kurt.
Or a man.
You know who did that? I was playing AB.
AB tried to jump over someone and he just kicked the dude around the face.
That's an exception.
That's intersection.
Ooh.
That is scary.
That was a stupid throw.
What is, uh, that is scary.
Why did they just do that?
Gay.
That is scary, gay.
I
Scrubs
Oh my god, yo, oh my god
Wow is this over
Oh my god, yo, they saw no
Hey, it was getting scary
Those are dumbest passive life. They were actually moving they have momentum
Yeah, that is I don't get this
That nigga sucks
I have nothing for you here.
What is that, like, that I could say.
That nigga sucks.
I don't give a fuck.
That was a good one.
Good blocking, good blocking.
I
Know let's get out of here. Let's watch some fucking plans. He's making a shit
I'm ready to go
Fuck this year
Good up to some ball
No offense, I think you're the best.
Well you guys are flying too.
No offense, I got this guy.
No, I didn't know.
If you could fly, that's the most important thing.
What if you had a plane full of all of YRG?
What are you saying?
What would I say, YRG? Japan?
Japan?
Yeah, because they said Gunner Webos.
Alright.
check out the new Pohli Monk store.
Is that our Pohli Monk store?
Yeah, that was taken to the Mossad Brothers.
Psssss.
Good.
Yep.
That was probably my new favorite.
Pissed off.
And that's the professional football store that I found that.
I mean, the slow motion was positive.
Puss.
That's pretty good.
I think an autograph has to go get it right here.
Yeah.
Well, it's starting to talk.
Oh, look at the lofty.
Oh my god.
Turn down the clock, please.
Go to the fast.
Now, 6-6-1.
Get ready to listen.
The mic is up.
5, 8, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 15, 15, 16.
You happy guys?
We've got it back.
Skips is not a bad idea.
We've got it back.
Yeah, lots of things.
I agree.
We've got it back.
Skips.
We've got it back.
Skips is not a bad idea.
We've got it back.
We have somebody coming there?
Maybe tomorrow.
I thought I left you there the other night.
Well, I don't talk to you, but maybe today.
I'll call the police.
Yeah, maybe today.
Tell them I'm gonna go up and sit.
Take a time out here.
Oh, tomorrow.
It's fun to go.
Oh, tomorrow.
Tell them it's time.
Tell them right now.
We're gonna fly, sir.
Maybe tomorrow.
Is this a field ball or not?
We're gonna punch you.
Yo.
You're gonna squeeze it open.
It could be a field ball.
Yo.
Field balls, and that's great.
But if we got smart, we're not out of the woods yet.
No, you guys are gay.
Yo, I don't know why they did that.
They had stupid momentum.
Every throw was stupid.
Great!
I'm Perkz Patreon's self-ins tomorrow!
Watch one piece!
Come on, let's get this.
Let's get this.
Come on, Jason.
Jason!
No good.
Jason!
Woo!
Game check.
Go home, turn the game off. It's over.
It's over, Jack.
Twenty-two sevens.
Go Hawks, baby!
Harder than she is!
Oh, man, that's so...
CALL US HEROES!
Hey, you guys saying hi?
You want Super Bowl champion?
So what?
You want Super Bowl champion?
What did you say?
Super Bowl champion, actually living in Super Bowl champion.
Not yet though, not yet though, but...
What, Godwinner?
Oh, bro.
Super Bowl, let's make it to get sniped or some shit.
We're going to start the stream over there, I'll let you know when to start the stream.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just got off the phone with our dispatcher and he said the plane is ready for us
so we
We called
We're our uber is about to be here. I like to apologize. It's not a luxurious one because it was the only thing available
So we're in a unfortunately we're in a Ford Explorer
No, I find we're about to we're about to fly in a multi-million dollar. Yes
Yeah, come on.
I'm gonna give you a crash course.
Let me change that.
I'm gonna give you a course.
Have you guys been drinking?
No.
We actually don't.
No, no, no.
Crazy guy.
No, we have not been smoking.
The crackers are a little...
Yeah, I can't eat anything about smoking.
Have you guys been smoking?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
You peed in the cup, didn't you?
Yeah.
All right, goodbye.
I did my sobriety piss.
Yeah.
Did all that.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
Yeah, no, we're completely sober.
We're completely sober.
Both of us.
All right?
Both of us.
Let's see here.
Where is my...
Where is this car?
Far.
Don't you hate how, like, you call a car and it says four minutes and then you look three
minutes later and it's three minutes later and you know what the fuck was he doing?
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it all.
And then...
How do you say to Pete?
You saw how much water I drank?
You're gonna have to drink half the alcohol at the drag bar.
He doesn't have a goal, brother.
No, I don't have a goal.
What's that about that shot?
That's why you don't forget shit.
I got bad memory.
Chat?
Oh, I'm a crack.
Time to go get a hand in Mr. Crab.
Show me Blackboy Max!
I want to see that old fuck on my screen!
I want to see some new shit!
I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.
I
Know what if you
Can't send it to yours. I can't know if you start the stream if you start streaming to your channel
Then I can't send another stream to your channel because you're already locked
You have to even have to hold off until
We get all this
So once we get there is an especially yes, then we're gonna go ahead and once plug everything
And then I will have to get I will have to send it to yours your channel from my yeah
I was on the phone with the car, they're right outside, so you have to-
Wait, hold on.
I have to say one thing, because Chats aren't going to be here, probably to see it, and
you know, I mean, you never know, right?
Like, Austin, go ahead and say the thing.
You know the things.
I'm going to say the thing?
Say the thing.
What?
The Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl.
Oh!
I got it.
We're going to Disney World.
Me! I'm the fan!
Ask me!
Oh, oh, oh, shit, shit, shit.
All right, where are you going?
The thing, they've got like the holes, they're like the CLC logs, I think you should see what you're disneying for.
Alright, hey, congratulations man, you just won Super Bowl 60.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do?
It may be real for real in real life, you never know, but I'm gonna go into Disney World!
Oh shit, look!
We're going into Disney World!
We're going to these people!
I need my shirt just because I'm not...
That's that belt!
That's that belt that I was talking about!
That's that belt!
Sam Dardo.
Have the same plate, boys!
We will!
You're running to any towers!
Now we're not going to fly.
They don't get in our way.
Yeah, they don't fly to any two towers or nothing.
Fuck, do we get up?
I can't.
What do you got?
I'm gonna lie, this is a pure ass...
What the fuck are we...
Whose car is that?
It's yours, it's ours, right?
Oh, it's the move.
Oh!
Wait, where the fuck are we?
I don't know.
You can pee in the plane, I got a plane.
Hello, I'm Austin.
Remember my jacket?
I'm new muse, so I don't forget it.
Okay.
Alright, so have you ever flown a plane before?
Oh yeah, not a plane.
I used to take flights though.
You used to take flights?
Okay, so you've been on a plane before?
No, no, not a plane.
I used to take flights.
What are you talking about?
What is he talking about, Chad?
Chad?
What is he talking about?
Chad, does he know?
I don't know if I know what you're talking about.
Does he know?
I don't know.
Do I know?
Chad, do I know?
I was taking flights since I was 18 years old.
Okay.
I mean, I've seen like a mimosa flight,
like, you know, different flavors of mimosas.
You know, you get the mimosa, you got the strawberry,
You know, just like we went to Dragbush to get the strawberry, the...
No, a fuckin' flashlight.
That's why you just stayed in a group chat.
You're about to take a flight.
Oh my god, you know I had one of those.
A pocket pussy?
Yes.
Well, you were straight or gay?
When I was straight, and I used it when I was straight, but I was gay.
I am gay.
You're gay.
I am gay, but like I was in the closet.
But he's not your straight.
Yes.
And I had it one time, and then I put it up in my closet and...
So you used it once. Why did you use it again? Because it didn't feel good.
It's a pocket pussy. Yeah, it didn't feel good.
Even the fake ones didn't feel good.
Am I gonna lie? Yeah.
Well the past few days? Yeah.
We might have like a record for like Uber drivers to give us reviews and what we're talking about in this little car.
What the fuck? Our name's gonna be put in Uber.
In the Uber wall of shame.
because that's true but ladies and gentlemen we are on our way to fly a
747 jumbo jet I want to let you know something this thing is rage this is
real yeah it's real this is a 20 million you are not high at all nor am I
from no no or no are you you are not cross across at all I'm sober this is a
this is an incredible piece of machinery this is what is used to train the
Baddest and best pilots in the world. They fly the 747 for those of you that don't know what the 747 is
It's a double it's a double-decker four-engine wide-bodied aircraft. Okay
It's very famous very famous aircraft and one of the most famous commercial aircrafts of all time
Yes, the Lufthansa flies the 747 800 the Lufthansa Lufthansa, that's the German airline Lufthansa
So Chad you have seen many variations of us right this this this trip. You've seen
You've seen us in the hood. You see this in the hood. You've seen us at Wawa. Yeah, you see this in Wawa
You've seen us
Just at the desktop
You've seen us at drag brunch
Chillin and being normal
Be straight and being gay and now you're gonna see us fly a 747 as a pilot's
professional pilot and this is the last stream that we're doing together this
weekend I'm sure there'll be many more to come
damn unless you don't fall me back on Instagram then I'm gonna have some problems
okay I'm gonna fall you back I'm gonna fall you back yo shout out to the arrow and fly to be gay
I'm gonna fall you back no sometimes people don't see it sometimes people don't see it but
This has been such a fantastic weekend here in South Florida.
And yeah, this is exciting.
I'm excited to show this to you.
And I'm going to be real with you.
I've told you this before.
I've never flown a 747 before.
Normally, when I go into these situations,
I know what I'm doing, but I genuinely,
I've flown a Boeing before.
You have to understand, I've flown a Boeing before.
So I'm going to figure this out.
But there may be a chance.
I may not even get the engines on.
So you know the foundation. Yes, I know the foundation like I only get in the plane
I'm gonna get my bearings and I'm gonna I'm gonna sort of establish like I'm like I'm telling you I have to be real
I don't even know where the parking brake is
But wait planes got parking brakes. Yes, but I know generally where it should be so I'm gonna find it
It's kind of like it's kind of like getting in a new rental car. You know what I mean?
Well, rich
it will be the last time you do that because you know it's it's a simulator
but it's real what do I do as a copilot? you die, rage is his life or death
what's my responsibility as a copilot in there? to make sure that we don't
crash it's my response it's ours it's our responsibility to make sure that we
don't crash our responsibility is to make sure that we don't crash
to protect the safety of others yeah that's our number one priority is the
safety of others yeah actually for this stream is the entertainment of them but
Normally is for the safety of others passengers right safety of others, right?
And
This is really cool for me because I've searched all around the not even the country the world to find a simulator
That would let us stream and and and fly in I've I've traveled all the way to England to do this before
And that's the only place we can find them this place this place
The other place like because I know there's like a lot of places like Orlando temple
Yeah, but they don't have this check chat when you when you talk about these simulators
There's a lot of simulators that you see online. This is nothing those most of them are shit
This is a full motion simulator. So like we're gonna get in there. You will have to be seat belted in
You have to have your summit. What if I look through turbulence without my seatbelt on you will fly you'll you'll fly
I'm gonna hit this ceiling. It's really intense. You got to be belted in
gonna be belted in
Can you simulate us like crashing what it'll feel like like that actually crashing but like the moments before a crash like it's shaking and rumbling and shit
But we don't order that
Ptsd if we end up crashing that's what it will feel like, but I
Promise you I know I know
Yeah, I think I
Think I know it's that I think shit now. I never flown this before
And it's not helped me right now. I know I know I know I understand I understand
Yeah, I understand and I'm definitely not half awake right now off the Zaza alcohol and sleep. No
I'm not I'm not awake. Yeah, I'm sober as fuck. Yeah as fuck. Yeah, I know you see how she's one of the Super Finals
I know
You just open the bed there's no air fucking air
Oh, thank you very much
Man I have to change my flight. No, no chat you guys are all our passengers by the way
You're all aboard all aboard passengers destination wherever we want to take you
Okay, AJ Airlines. That's right. Austin. Yeah, that's right. Austin Josh AJ Airlines
Chat Joshua, chat, I'm actually making it a habit to tell people my name is Joshua.
Except Josh.
Josh's like little boys here.
Wait, is your name Joshua or Josh?
Joshua.
Well like, Josh is short for everybody's name is Josh.
Yeah, do you prefer Joshua or Josh?
I prefer Rage.
You prefer Rage, okay.
So, I'ma change my name, my last name.
I was at AR Airlines.
AR Airlines.
See?
AR Airlines.
Oh my God!
I'm gonna tell you, did you see the Trump tweet?
Trump say you didn't see that he tweeted it after the halftime shit no did he I
promise I told you he would do that he's probably like it's very sad what's
happening to our country very sad I tell you what you know what they're not
bringing their best folks read it out loud read it like Trump like it's the
Super Bowl halftime show is absolutely terrible one of the worst ever it makes
no sense in an affront to the greatness of America and doesn't represent our
standards of success, creativity and excellence. Nobody understands the word
this guy is saying. That's crazy. And the dancing is disgusting, especially for
young children that are watching for I can't even read this. I can't even read
This I can't fucking tell about a young children mother you motherfuckers damn any best buddies on the fc file some
I said, yeah, literally was on the island for the young children fucking the good fucks
Yeah, literally also by the way the United States does not have a national language by the way
We're gonna make it why are you yeah?
We don't have a national language
We're a country that was built on in immigrants and thrive on immigrants
You know
Right, we're big and why are you language? Yeah? Oh, no, she said fuck English fuck
Yeah, he's a piece of his approval ratings like 36%
It's like it goes one him and then to him in his first term you know what I mean
And I said no good and I said no good again. Did they say no good again? Oh, you're talking about they said it before
Yeah, chair balance chair balance. Yeah, we're gonna hit the chair about that chair. Oh the chair. Well, what was the chair balance?
You get to witness that she's my signature your chair about that's what the new gen even know me for is the chair balance
Yes, I would say that's your chair, but I'm gonna fix my chair
It was like with that drag queen didn't mean to me today. Is that the chair about yeah, but I'm way more float
rotation on it
I'm floating on it. Yeah, and I'm flowing
That is I
Was actually shocked today. She took my shirt off and everything. Oh
Okay
Ain't me and nipples get sucked off. Yeah, I could see all the glitter came off
Nipples on his mouth. Yeah glitter on his mouth and
Man play three homes
Yeah
It's because we're at the airport this shit's at the airport. Yes, it is
We're at the airport
So we're about to go inside the
Is it?
Is it in here somewhere? Let's see
It's kind of in a, you know.
What does it look like, strippers?
What?
People say we look like strippers.
What the fuck?
What the hell's going on?
We look like fake, did somebody call a captain?
Does that fucking stick to our chest?
We kind of do look like strippers a little bit, but we are not strippers, we're professional pilots.
I promise you we're not strippers.
We're professional pilots.
Yeah, but not strippers.
Not strippers at all.
Yo, I'm not high, bro.
No, he's not high at all.
Not in the slightest, chat.
Not in the slightest.
Hey, you guys just sitting in the road sitting,
or would like to, I want to say yes or no, just playing the rules, let me know that you know the rules.
In case of an emergency, this is our icing door.
You're, you're not a flight attendant, you're a fucking pilot. What are you doing doing all that?
Oh.
You just...
Oh my god.
You're a pilot.
Yo, all my...
Flight attendant's gotta be bad bitches, I'm not straight bad bitches.
Well, we do, we do. Thank god. Liam's a flight attendant for us.
Thank god.
Is there...
Oh, okay, let's see. It's around here somewhere, I think.
What the?
Rob parked in front of the building.
Somewhere else.
Where's the where to depart? Where to depart?
Um, is there? Uh, hold on.
This is my pilot son.
Wait, uh, is it here? Uh, maybe, um, turn around?
Oh, this ain't no type of stolen valour, right?
What, no, no, could you imagine we could cancel for stealing valour of pilots?
You're so funny.
Alright, hold on a minute.
What are we waiting for? We're looking for the entrance.
Yeah, we're looking for it. Hey, Rob.
Okay, I straight ahead I see the SUV the white SUV put poking out there. Yeah, okay. I got you Rob. Can you come out?
Okay, cool and chat we're gonna be
Thanks, Rob. We'll be we'll see you in a second. Oh, there's Rob. Yeah, the guy. Yeah. Thank you very much
So chat we're gonna be I think we're gonna take a moment where it's gonna kind of flip to so who's it gonna flip to?
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be watching Ron for a second. I guess while we figure our stuff out and then you're gonna come back
And we're gonna bring you back here. Okay. Yes, just stay tight
Sit tight. Yes. It's tight. Sit tight and keep it tight. Yeah, and we'll be we'll be right back with you
You want to switch it now? Yeah, by chance
No
Let's do my checklist shall I?
Lost my bet. Going home to no power. Going home to no gas. Going home to no water. Going home to no light.
And then also I didn't get invited to Tremes. This is great.
Well, maybe other Super Bowl locker.
Sit that fuck down.
I'm not listening.
I have any questions.
Thank you, Mr. President.
I'm going home.
You know what I'm going home to?
Darkness. The house doesn't have fucking water.
Or power.
I'm going to go home to some motion.
Just use your headlight.
I'm not going to get it.
Can we get some hint of...
Thank you.
No, I'm not.
I'm rabbit since way more come to the board.
Not for me, I got to go to the practice.
No.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God.
That's like no.
Like ho-
It's ho-ly, if it's not ho-ly, he's got your blood on your feet.
It's not ho-ly, he's got your blood on your feet.
Yeah, boy.
Two, three, up, four.
Just stay down, be right back.
I was going to go up and down in the TV.
Yeah.
Stay down.
why am I watching this they don't want to make it interesting like get it
close like I'm confused for ratings
I hate the fact that I want to stay in the city, bro.
It's a lot more interesting than it is to walk here and go slow.
But, you know what I mean?
It's a lot more fun.
Well, that's the ass, bro.
It's a lot more highway.
Yeah, a lot more highway to the city.
I already won, I already won.
I can't believe Bob lost a thousand, that's so sad.
You're not going to pay me, you're not paying me.
You never lose a thousand.
I don't care, it's time to pay.
I'm so so bad for you.
That's just funny.
No, I got so good about grade.
I got so good about grade.
You feel bad too, right?
I was wrong, eat now.
You just lost $1,000 while you had $3 million in savings.
That's not in my savings.
That's my interest.
It grows 8% every year.
It's $3 million that grows 8% every year.
We just lost out on like,
we had to wait like a year now to buy Best P.J.
We have a run.
I feel mad.
I feel mad for a run.
You can't.
No.
I'm not okay.
Get your bitches up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna see how I want some gift for some.
Yeah.
This is my third.
I don't even care.
I'm gonna make my money back during World Cup.
I don't care.
I'll tell you make your money.
Bet on a real sport.
Not this bullshit.
Oh, I'm curious.
I'm not gonna test me for a kid's snapshot.
Let me help you.
Make love, cheat, and stay faithful.
You ain't even a five-kitted, bro.
Oh, I love you, J.J.
It is.
Yeah, I need a thousand to break you in
Everyone freets me because they know it's the truth, bro
I'm gonna bet on a real sport World Cup where people finally have emotions in this chat over the game instead of just me
I got to pay $5,000 in taxes
for alcohol. I don't care, I'm gonna watch real football. For now one we're not
calling this football. We're calling this fucking fraud ball. We'll call it football
soccer. That's what it is now. It's just fraud ball.
I'm not watching for our ball. Don't watch
There's a reason why there's a reason why Google NFL is an entertainment business. It's all scripted
No, Benjamin Netanyahu lesson deal with this. I know he does I know it
Maybe he put a curse on a patient
I
CJ different bro, I know you're feeling me right now. I'm sorry. I let you down
That's gonna do you so much
What is, how much money is made?
Money?
All you need is a backpack and a bowl.
One more backpack and a hundred and ninety-two.
Like, four minutes.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Five.
I'm trying on a downfall.
I hope it doesn't happen.
The last leg was to get to four distances.
It's about three.
What number is he?
Number eight.
Where is he right here?
All right
And then drink
I'm praying he does again
47 seconds left no timeouts
It's not well no more play and then it's over kind of for him
Where's number eight? Where is he? Oh, he's not on
That's him. Oh
My god, Drake may sold you
That's how Drake make this fucking soldier. Oh my god. He actually just sold the whole shit
You got this Lacey.
It's over.
Hold on a second.
39 seconds.
Drake May, ooh.
Wait, is this the last time?
Is this the last attempt?
I just wanna see Lacey's mirrors, okay.
I'm gonna act like I'm a friend, but I want to.
You got this Lacey!
Is this the last one?
Last one?
Yeah.
That's right.
I'm gonna get you.
You're first and chance.
No, there's no way they're gonna call it. He's gonna give up brothers 40 seconds left
Drake may slapping his hands
Kekwa, bro. Where's number eight? I don't think he's on
How much time is up on your clock?
This is for Lazy's 190k?
Hail Mary!
They're playing with one more pad.
Dix, please, please.
They're gonna get behind tomorrow.
Please, please, please!
One patch?
Oh my god, they're going to Hail Mary?
Hail Mary.
It's going to be a Hail Mary?
Which one is it?
It doesn't, it really doesn't matter.
Loki over.
Oh, no, it's over.
Game over.
Why would you go into him?
Any saving that'll save you.
What are you fucking doing?
Fuck!
Fuck this!
Hold your hands together!
And breaking your hands with me, so you can really run with me.
I'm stuck and done.
Fuck it, Faggot!
Faggot!
Yo!
Put your hands in your head.
Yo!
Suki, this, this is your shit, Suki Na.
Yo, you took the pain!
What was the paining?
He did it as he needed to fuck with me.
Oh, this is a beautiful piece of art, too.
No, I'm not gonna bullshit.
You're a dear baby.
You saw a break in the room because he didn't get that last leg.
All right.
Hey, you suck.
Fuck, you better relax.
Hey, bro, at least we're the other bets, right?
Looks like there's two losers.
How much is this?
All right, like $20.
Two losers today, I'm not eager about it.
What's that?
Yeah, you're up against the wall, bro.
Yeah.
God is good, man.
So how much money do you give?
How much?
How much money are you supposed to win right there?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome, how do you hear us out of 10?
Check.
Are we good?
Do you read us?
Can you hear us?
Passengers, do you read us?
I'd like to have your mic on your glasses, that's it.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome inside the cockpit of a 747-400.
I'm Captain Austin Scho, joined by my first officer,
your rage.
Both of us have never flown a 747 in our lives.
You are seeing raw and authentic first-time reactions.
In fact, we just got in here and we don't even know how
to move our seats.
Yeah.
We're not gonna move our seats.
We don't even know how to put our seatbelt on.
But here we are in a 747.
If you look out the window, ladies and gentlemen,
we are on the ground here
in Los Angeles International Airport.
Clear skies.
That's right.
Clear skies, beautiful day, nothing could go wrong.
Isn't that right, Rach?
Beautiful day.
So I think first things first,
we gotta get this bird somehow off the ground.
And we need to, I think we need to.
Avoid buildings.
Avoid buildings?
I think we need to get going.
And then we need to kinda attack.
I think we wanna do a little circuit around Los Angeles.
That's sexy.
Now I heard from our dispatch
that it was going to be extremely turbulent, very turbulent.
Keep it this way, don't ever break the immersion
and show what's back there.
Also we got Colton on camera, give it up for Colton.
Give it up for Colton, Jack.
Give it up for Jack, Colton.
We got Rob and Scootish back there
in the jump seats back there, helping things back.
Yep, we won't show them, but here we are.
How's the audio, ladies and gentlemen?
Audio's good, Jack.
Audio's good, okay.
Rage is already trying to fly, but we're still at the gate.
Yeah, I am.
So first things first, Jack, let me show you something
real quick. This is called the flight management computer. And also chat, we have front facing
cameras. Can you turn those front facing cameras show rage real quick?
Hey, tech, tech, tech. How's that? How's that? How's that? How's that look?
Right. And now show me. You're both on. We're both on at the same time. Yeah, that's
bad. All right. Now you have an X. You can go from the back now. So you're going to be
to see us from from this. Alright. Alright. Alright. We're going to put in the airport
here as KLA X. That's that's that's Los Angeles. That's a code for Los Angeles International
Airport. You know, I'll do it. What we want our flight number to be. Austin rage airlines
our airlines, AR. Let's do what flight number?
1717.
1717. All right. We're AR1717, so I put that in the flight number
right there. We're going to take off on runway 24 to the left.
All right. That's going to pop up on your screen right there.
There you go. You see that?
See? OK. I've never filmed this plane.
I swear to God. All right.
So remember, I was talking about the auxiliary power unit,
a fire button, that's right here.
Going to turn that on.
Fuel gestures, Jim.
Yeah, right. Turn the... Now, hit these buttons.
These are our fuel, fuel, everything like that, everything good.
Okay, let me do a quick rundown.
These are the engine start switches.
This is our fuel, these are the lights.
These are all the lights.
These are generators.
This is the autopilot panel.
This is what the autopilot panel is.
when the AI take over the line exactly, exactly.
All right, and this is the, this is the first mission is
no, this is the thrust.
So when you push this forward, watch, right?
That's that what if we had engines on,
that would go into the gate and crash it and burn.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
These, these, you know, when you see a plane
and the reverses in the reverse press, that's these.
Boom.
You pull those.
This is transmissions.
It's kind of, yeah, yeah.
In the middle is neutral.
Yeah.
You know the flat?
Hey, now, I'll be honest with you, I don't know what to do really, so let's see.
I'm going to put this to $5,000 a week, all right?
$5,000 a week, so the FOV, FOV map.
Yeah, okay, you know what?
I need, I need to, you know, hey Dispatch, do you have our gross weight by chance?
Dispatch, we need gross weight?
Pounds.
Pounds, please, when the U.S. pounds, please.
620,000.
OK, so we said 620,000.
We got 620.0.
All right, we'll put that in there.
That's invalid entry.
OK, 620.0 probably, I'm guessing.
Invalid entry.
Is OK, maybe another number?
The gross weight.
How about zero fuel weight?
530,000.
OK, that's 530.
0.
Point zero, I think.
Oh, shit. Okay, that's invalid.
Five hundred and thirty, I forget how to do this.
Shit, five hundred and thirty point zero.
That number's not working.
Okay, how about this?
Reserves, I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do five thousand.
Five thousand.
Give it a damn.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, take off.
We're going to do flaps 10.
OK, that's your job.
OK, we're not yet.
Not yet.
I'll tell you what.
OK, flaps 10.
Flaps 10.
All right.
And none of that worked.
OK.
Let's see here.
Hold on, Chad.
We're figuring it out.
Hold on.
This is complicated.
Look at this, Chad.
Look at what we're dealing with.
Yeah.
All right.
And Ray just never flowed a plane before.
So, you know?
All right.
I know what I'm doing now.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, route.
All right, and it, all right.
What is the gross?
It's $620,000, so I put in 620.0 or no?
$620,000.
$620,000, okay, so 620.0, right?
But it's not working, it's saying invalid entry.
So 620.0 or common?
There's no common button.
GG.
Chat, is there anybody that knows how to, 620.0, okay,
I'm trying to.
I know how to fly playing
Is everybody not a part play well, how do we put the weight? What's the fuel calculation?
I don't know what the hell is going on to the it's program here for the gross weight at 620,000
Do you have like a number that they would go directly
Maybe I don't know why y'all lagging randomly coming back okay cool yeah okay got you oh
I got it everything's good okay I got it we got the numbers in there 179.8 fuel okay cool
It's there we go. All right. I got it. All right. Cool. Um, that's program.
We're just going to go.
Cute. I just need to do. All right. Chat. This is, this is me. We're good.
We're good. We're good. What if you hear us? We're good. Are we delayed?
What if you hear us? Okay. All right. Well, chat with that.
We don't really need much else. I'm just, I think we're just going to push back.
All right, and we're going to try to fly this thing, right?
Yes, we are.
Because this is what we do.
OK, so, Chad, we have a seat belt.
You got to get your seat belt on.
Seat belt in?
OK, seat belt on.
OK, Ray.
I'm not going to lie.
Pull the shoulder strap.
You're going to pull the strap.
Yeah, our technician team said my seat belt is broken,
so if there's no point, we should always just use it.
I should always just use that one,
because the other one's not going in.
OK.
That right, okay, I mean it's gonna be crazy because the turbulence is gonna be crazy
Ditch could I get the button here? Oh, yeah, do I have one too?
Is it my walkie hello test test Mike check is it is it usually playing through a speaker? Oh
Oh, that's broken. Okay. Okay. All right. Uh, this batch, uh, we'd like, uh, yeah, call for pushback rage.
It's actually like a pushup pushback on case three.
Oh, we're going backwards. We're going backwards. We're reversing. We're reversing.
we're rehearsing. These are the engine cutoff switches so I know I gotta go. Okay, that didn't work.
Engine one, okay, engine one's coming on, there we go, okay, all right, let's do two, okay,
all right, okay, there we go, here comes engine two, we've got the engine, the second engine
on, okay, so three, here we go, all right, there's three, all right, okay, we're getting
And our third engine on, okay.
And then let's get, let's get the fourth engine.
Fourth?
Here we go.
So, so Chad, this is how it works.
You go, you pull, you pull back and then up, right?
So try it.
Let me do the honors.
You got it.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, shit.
Engines on.
All right, packs are off.
So I need you to do me a favor.
Yes, sir.
And turn these all to norm.
All the norm. Thank you very much.
Switching off, switching to the norm.
All right, and we need taxi lights. Let's turn those on.
Let's turn the lights on. They're on.
Okay, those are on. Good, good, good.
Let's turn the lights on.
We'll do that right before takeoff.
We'll turn the lights on.
Turn the lights on.
We'll light up the car.
We're taxiing forward.
We're taxiing forward. We're going to crash.
Put the brake. Put the brake.
We got to put them all out. We got to put the parking brake on
Straight on the
No, I'll have you release the brake, but we need to
Can you call for another push because we just roll forward
I'm calling for another push one terminal three. Thank you day three day three terminal 37. Thank you
is it laggy how bad pretty bad give it a sec chat one second swaps give it a sec
chat we have air traffic crew right now with the tech team in the back of
plan trying to figure out anybody in the back planning the passengers worrying
about Wi-Fi and Wi-Fi issues are getting fixed right now we have tech team on it
Right now, all you have to do is go to the website and click Wifi and you'll be able to type in your confirmation number and last name, you'll be able to get free Wifi and if you don't have that $15 per hour. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Yeah, it's hard in these simulators, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah, just give us a second. We're trying to fix the.
Yes, the Wi-Fi is $15 an hour.
For each flight or you can pay for.
Yes, it'll be $80, but it's the price you pay for 1, 1, and 1 hour for 10 per ounce. It's a great deal.
you
Okay, we're back.
Okay, is it better now?
Okay, it looks better.
Hello, passengers.
Do you hear me?
And the intercom's passengers?
I look ugly as hell that close.
What the fuck?
How do I look in this?
I look ugly as hell like this.
All right.
All right, are we ready?
It's good?
Hell yeah.
Okay, we fixed it.
All right, Ray, would you call for another pushback, please?
Hello, Air Traffic Crew.
I'm in need of another pushback.
We're at terminal three, gate 37.
Thank you terminal three.
Actually pretty close.
This is actually terminal, you're actually really close.
All right, I'll release the parking brake.
Release the parking brake?
All right.
Oh, I guess I just...
There we go.
All right, released it.
Parking brake released.
Parking brake release.
Here we go.
He's gonna push us back now.
We're moving forward a little bit.
We got a TRK341 with a mag.
Good, so put five.
I push him back.
I'm moving forward.
We're moving into the gate.
Right, we're moving into the gate.
We're actually taxiing into the airport.
Yeah, we're getting very close.
You want me to stop?
This might be classified as a terrorist attack.
We could go, okay.
Let me, can we get,
are we getting the pushback this match?
Are we good?
No?
Yes.
Okay, now we are.
Okay, here we go.
Now we're going, now we're going back.
Thank you Air traffic crew.
Thank you very much for giving us our pushback.
Thank you very much.
Third time, sorry for being,
we were a little tired,
we're not hired drunk or anything.
Yeah, no, no, we're not, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we don't do any of that.
Yes, however, our hydro system is complete,
our electrical, everything is done, everything's done.
I mean, I'm gonna, but I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to get me to, this is the two five side.
I think we're on the two five side.
I think this is, right behind me is two five,
oh, I guess it's two four left is over here,
but we'll taxi, we'll taxi.
We'll taxi around.
I think we need a little bit more push.
We need to be back a little further
because I can't make that turn.
Flight traffic crew,
could we get a little bit more push back?
There we go, there we go.
All right, so our engines are on rage.
I need-
Our flaps will be at its head.
Give us 10, right now?
Yeah, right now.
This is the moment.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking.
All right, don't pull too hard now.
Yeah, just like this right now.
Oh, oh, there you go.
Let me do it over.
All right, ready?
There you go, now see, watch this, watch this on the screen, then moving down like that.
Okay, that's good on the push.
All right.
Thank you guys, perfect.
All right, now Rage.
Auto brakes, RTO.
Ready?
Auto brakes, RTO.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Wow.
You knew that?
RTO means reject the takeoff.
So Chad, if we want to reject the takeoff, all we have to do is pull the throttle back
and the plane will break on its own.
Yes, it will.
Okay.
I need to do some V speeds.
OK, so we're taking off at 124 knots.
OK, let's see, I'm going to give it some thrust.
This is how we steer with this knob on the ground.
So I'm going to start it.
Start it up for us, Captain.
Oh, Captain.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Can we get a little bit more?
I know it's kind of weird because we're in a real plane, but this batch,
would you mind giving us a little volume? Perhaps this batch?
I mean, I know it's kind of weird because we're in a real plane, but
the windows like really, you know, really crank up the volume so we can hear this
beast.
Bro.
Yeah. Yeah. So you can steer. So use your, we're going to go to runway two, four
left. So, um, use your, use that. That's the stick. That's the stick.
So keep the, keep the nose wheel on the yellow line on the yellow line.
Yeah, can they see out the window?
If you're up high, you can stand up, too,
if you need to, probably, better be.
Staring a little bit.
Okay.
Keeping it starting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keeping our nose tip on the line.
You're kind of going to the right here a little bit.
Oh, come back to the left.
See, this has been the left.
This is the right way.
I've got to push, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yep.
Staring, staring.
Yep.
Keeping it steady.
Keeping it steady, stare.
There you go, there you go.
Now we're doing it.
Hey, nose on the line.
Bro, I'm telling you, you're doing it.
This is 747.
Look, look, he's taxing.
Taxing?
Look at this chair.
Look at everybody saying, Gigi,
I don't know why they're saying that.
Why is the steering wheel on the door, gang?
What?
Why is the steering wheel on the side?
Because, Rage, when you turn this,
it does the flaps on the wings.
It only works in the air.
Oh, the air.
It only works in the air.
So you need air controls and ground controls.
Yeah, so that's for the nose wheel.
So when you're taxing on a plane,
it's just the nose wheel that you're turning, right?
Chad, isn't this bad ass though?
Look at this.
Rage is flying to 747, he's not flying yet, but.
We're not flying yet?
Okay.
I'm trying to keep it on the other side.
Hold on, I don't know if I turned the seatbelt,
so you can keep going.
Let's see, seatbelt's on.
Behind me.
Hey, all fucking passengers,
sit the fuck down and put your seatbelts on.
Thank you, that's good.
No bathroom breaks yet.
Okay, we're gonna take it right here.
We're taking it right here, right?
Yep.
Passengers, prepare, can we slow down the aircraft, please?
Okay.
Can we slow down the aircraft on this turntable?
Okay, you're right. You're right. Okay, you're welcome. All right. Hold on. Let me give it some I slow it down a little too much
So let me give you some give me some engine give me some thrusters
Give me some knocks
Okay
Turn it out. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Let me turn the seatbelt side. Look at this. I'm just
See both there you go and no smoking action. You know what? Fuck it smoking
All right, everybody got some sauce on your free to spark up, but only once we're in the air, there we go.
All right, perfect.
All right.
I hope you're going to the right just a little bit.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Los Angeles International Airport.
Damn, bro.
Clear skies.
Clear skies, beautiful day.
But this match told me it was very turbulent.
Isn't that right? This match very turbulent.
Very turbulent.
Very, very turbulent.
Oh, T-CAS is off.
We got to turn that on.
So on 9-11, the people who hijacked the planes, they turn off people's transponders with this
button right here.
Just a little history lesson for you.
So this is an identifier to identify the air traffic control that your transponder, it
submits a signal to air traffic control so they can identify your aircraft, your speed,
your destination, everything like that.
Have you got any time?
Oh, yeah.
We got to, we'll go to the outer one.
We'll go to the outer one.
So what does that mean?
the second we're going to turn right here.
So you're going to fall in the line to the right.
I bet, right here.
Yep.
Captain, are we going straight down after the turn or what?
Yeah, we're going straight down.
We're going all the way to the end because we're a big jet,
so we need to get, actually range, you're kind of a natural.
Actually?
I don't know if Chad, I don't know if you realize this,
but what we're in right now is a one-to-one,
I mean, we're actually into 747, but this thing,
he's basically taxing, he's driving a 747 right now.
God, he's driving a 747, he's killing it.
Someone blood.
Yeah.
No, Chad, this is real.
If anybody questions whether it's real or not, you know,
you've got to, you know, okay.
All right, Rage.
Okay.
Here we go.
Now, this over here is runway 24 left.
24 left?
Yep.
All right, here we go.
We're getting close, here we go.
After I'm scared, I'm scared what it's time to go faster.
Why?
It's hard to keep this steady.
Oh, really?
I'm using the thrust, so I can't,
we're actually going about 40 knots,
which is about, I don't know how many miles per hour,
that is, but I want you to practice the brakes.
So you see the rudder pedals?
Yeah.
Put both feet on them and then,
and then push the top of them.
Top of them.
Yep, just push down on the top.
See that?
Oh, shit.
That was the brakes.
So you got that, that's the total.
That felt weird.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so you just stopped it.
Now I've got to get it going.
So if I let it go?
Yes, and this is a heavy plane, right?
It's a heavy-ass plane.
So it takes a lot of push to get it going again.
Are we coming around the circle here?
Yeah, we've got to go over to the left just a little bit.
Yes, yes, yes, Captain.
OK, so you see we're going to get on the runway.
It's over here.
We're going to hold short.
And we're going to get our lights on.
OK, these are our landing lights.
Look at this.
All right, these are the landing lights.
We need these on.
where's that strobe light turning captain we're trying yeah you're good you're
good we got to get you center on the runway here so this is where it takes a
little focus I'm gonna let it go slow you want to get this lined up with the
center of the runway so really crank it on left or right left left left left left
left okay we got it we got to get straight yeah I got straight here captain
okay you got to get work there's not a good sign we can't even get on the
Yeah.
Okay, we're off the runway just a little bit, but that's all right.
That's all right.
We can straighten out.
We'll straighten out.
That's all right.
We took out like a few lights and stuff, but that's okay.
Yeah, exactly.
Whoa, it's all right.
Okay, good.
Okay, hold on.
We're not going yet, Chad.
Hold on, Chad.
Okay, let's arm the speed brake here.
Oh, sorry.
Stop it.
Wrong button.
Stop it.
Wrong button.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, so now, hold on.
I got to stop.
I got to get us straight.
We're pretty much straight here.
Okay.
All right, you believe in God?
Yes, I believe in God.
All right, okay, well, you might want to talk to him
because we're about to take off.
Wait, what?
Okay, so, all right, so let me turn it on.
Okay, let's see here.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I think everything's good.
That's not what you want to hear from your pilot.
Okay, so here, Rage?
Yes.
We're gonna go together, no homo.
You're gonna put your hand below mine,
and then we're gonna push it up together, okay?
Wait, why do we both need it?
Is that hard?
No, it's actually a standard procedure.
We both do it.
It's not even on.
Okay, I bet.
Not even on now, what do you guys say?
Not even on some Gayship.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Right over blast.
All right, you ready?
Yep.
Okay.
All right, let's do it.
Ready to countdown.
Three, two, one.
All right, we gotta get clear for takeoff.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, hold on, clear for takeoff.
Come on.
All right, ask for takeoff clearance.
Say Los Angeles Tower, AR1717, ready for takeoff.
Los Angeles Tower, AR1717, ready for takeoff.
Clear, over.
All right, I think we got it cleared, you ready?
Yep.
So when this hits one, two, four, you're going to say rotate and then I'm going to pull up on this thing.
One, two, four.
All right, Ray.
Do you know what?
You know what?
Put your hand right here.
Wait, but what hits one, two, four?
All right.
Put your hand right here.
We got to go.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I'm going to steer.
I got it.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I got it.
Holy shit.
Watch that.
Watch the speed.
Right in front of your primary flight is by the blue thing.
Okay.
And then I do what and then we pull back
I know it's because we're just just all right there we go. It's a little turbulent. Okay. Hold on hold on. Hold on
Stay stay with me. It's a little terrible fucking shaking. Yeah, I know I got I got it. I got it under control
It's okay. All right, we're good
Okay, give me Flaps 5. Give me Flaps 5.
Flaps 5. There we go.
Flaps of 5.
Everything's good.
Flaps of 5.
It's good. Just quit panicking.
Why, guys?
Quit panicking. It's very turbulent.
Who's gonna fucking die right now?
No, it's good. We're up in the air now.
Who's fucking air? We're fucking...
We're very much up in the air right now.
There's a fucking ocean right under you.
I know. I know there is. Don't worry.
There's a fucking ocean under you.
Don't worry. Don't worry, Rage.
I got it under control.
All right.
My neck. My neck. There's no head rest.
Okay. Okay.
There's no head rest.
So, we're gonna go in the pattern here.
Shut the damn.
All right. That was actually shocking.
My neck, what the fuck is that?
It's crazy.
We're just getting, no, just a little turbulence.
That's okay.
Why are we lost?
Why are we still going up?
We don't want to fly yet.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna...
What the fuck?
We're gonna...
Take your hands off that real quick.
Watch this.
Just try it.
Watch.
Trust me.
All right.
Now, watch this.
Look at that.
Watch.
The plane's flying itself.
Now, I'm gonna go like this.
Boom.
Two months to let's get up to 250 knots boom. It's gonna climb to 7,000 feet. The plane's gonna level off
Look at this level it off at 6,500 feet. We are in the air. We are over the Pacific Ocean
Now rage that was takeoff. That's easy. Holy shit. So look at it easy
So that that was easy. Can I get the flaps up, please?
Yep, get me out of nothing
That is our first time flying the 747.
Landing is the tricky part, all right?
So we're gonna have to vector ourselves in to this, okay?
So you see this, let me show you a few things, all right?
You see the blue and the brown?
Yes, yes.
That's your primary flight display, okay?
Your goal is to keep that little black box
in the middle of the crosshair.
That's what you're aiming for, okay?
You wanna keep that between the crosshairs
Because that is basically the plane is interpreting the data from the autopilot and the flight
manager computer and telling you how to stay level at 7,000 feet.
How do I keep it in the middle, though?
What do I do with this?
Well, you just kind of have to eyeball it.
But it's fine now.
Move this.
You would have to move that.
Okay, man.
But if you do that, right now, we're on autopilot.
Yeah, right.
So we're not hand-fly it.
But we're going through a little turbulence, but we're going to make a right-hand turn.
I'm turning right now. Hold on. It should be turning. Oh, shit. Look, are we turning?
Yeah, we're turning. We're turning. We're turning. So we need to go back and land because
I want to try to land. What? Yeah, do you want to try to, do you want to land? Yeah, yeah.
We'll land together. We'll land together. We'll land together. Let's do it.
We'll land together. Chad, what do you think? I don't know how to, did you put up your wheels?
Is the wheels? Yeah, the wheels are up. That was it. When I put that up, that was the landing.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so
So rage, yes, I've never landed the 747 with the fuck but but look I've never actually flown and now you're fine
Yeah, I'm never actually flown and dispatch told me
That it was actually
Really turbulent. Yeah, this I don't even know how much we have here, but this it's pretty turbulent
It's very, it's very severe, yes, very severe.
Chat, we're in severe turbulence right now, I don't know if you can tell.
Yeah, I don't know. Is it, is it severe? I can't even really feel it.
I don't know how severe it is.
Rage is trying to, you don't have to act. It's supposed to be really severe.
I didn't play just too big to go through the turbulence.
Yeah. All right. So chat, we're in California. We're flying over the mountains right now.
I think we should rage.
Can you adjust this to 5,000 feet right here?
Adjust it to 5,000 feet.
5,000 feet. Okay, there we go.
Adjusting right now.
And then I'm gonna... We're gonna fly out, Chad.
So we took off.
We're gonna go out here. We're gonna take a right.
And we're gonna come back here, and then take another right,
and then come right back into land.
Wait, how high do airplanes usually go in the air?
Do they go in the air?
Yeah. They usually go up to...
Commercial jets usually fly no higher than 41,000 feet.
Usually the water that jump out of an airplane. It was like way higher than that. No, you didn't
How high did we jump out of there? There's no way you there's no way you were jumping it
You can't breathe 40 100 41 100 41,000 all over 1000. Yeah, it's like 9,000 some shit. Yeah, that's fine
You can breathe up to 10,000 you can't breathe at 41,000 feet. Oh, no, that's what we ain't the clouds. Yeah, no
All right, so chat
Right now we're making a right hand turn is this like this is 7,000 word 7,000 feet
Yeah, so I was harder than this I jumped out bro, but did you see how quickly we got up to 7,000? Wow
But this is a jet. It's got four engine it climbs like a fucking rocket dude. I didn't realize this but chat
How's this plane that we're on is the 747 oh the speed right there see how it's jumping around around yeah
It's because we have turbulence you see how it's jumping around
It's having a hard time but look it's also automatic look everything's automatic
It's it's doing itself, but let's say the auto the automatic system was not working. Oh, you mean like this
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
What do I do, what do I do, what do I do?
What do I do?
Oh.
What's that?
It's a gun, see, that's it.
It probably ain't that one.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's it, all you gotta do is
put it right back in autopilot.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it, that's it.
It's pretty, chat.
Pilots are trained not for,
not for what to do like you know they're trained for what could could go wrong
that's it how to prepare for those that want to do what certain ways we're
seeing that's exactly that's what I'm talking about okay so fucking mountains
out there yeah so we're going to LAX right now so let's let's see let's do our
departure arrivals let's go arrival in the LAX let's do runway let's do ILS
certainly 24 left activate execute it's gonna give us some executes gonna give
us some waypoints so he's gonna populate look at this oh it was supposed
to what the fuck happened hold on hold on hold on chat we populating right now
he's figured out the code type of code in the next yeah currently our seat
belts are all on with a dumb press two four left okay hold on chat
We're going to land this shit.
We're going to land this bitch right now.
All right.
Activate.
Execute.
So see, watch your map.
Look at your map.
I'm looking at the map.
Okay.
You see the, let me, let me make it bigger.
All right.
Look at, change the, change the range on your map.
See that?
See all those waypoints?
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to change to, let's see.
Look at that.
Look at all the waypoints.
I just populated them on the map.
You see your map right there?
Yes.
Chad, that's going to help guide us to our destination.
to help guide us to our destination, okay?
All right, let's see here.
Let's go, I wanna go to-
Okay, what if a pilot wanted to get freaking
into a barrel roll, what would they do?
Oh, no, no, no, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
I'm joking, I'm joking, you know.
But get the head, keep it out of pilot, good, good.
Keep it out of pilot.
keep it awesome awesome awesome chill out awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome we
had a great brunch what is that it's about time what does that mean okay leave
it yeah how about that one what the fuck was that I'm just like yo yo
bro all right so um let's see what did you do let's do see next page we're
We're already at 7,000 feet.
So let's go direct to Hurler.
It's Hurler.
That's the, you have no, you know what, I used to try to
explain the flight management computer to people when I was
doing this stream, but I was like, nobody gives a fuck
about what's on the computer, right?
Chat, you don't give a fuck about what's on the computer,
you just let me be a nerd and type all the stuff in.
Captain.
Yes, sir.
I just started clicking shit.
I mean, OK, so this, this is what they call the trim.
This is the elevator.
That's your trombone.
Yeah, so this is the elevator trim.
That's your trombone.
So on the back of a plane,
there's something called an elevator, right?
And that's what moves.
So it goes like this when you pull back,
it goes like this when you go down, right?
But the plane is really big and it's a big piece.
So instead of having to move it constantly,
you can have it moved and trimmed out
so it'll be in a certain position.
So you don't have to like constantly pull
and put a lot of force into the stick, right?
If it's already trimmed here, right?
To get to here, you don't have to pull back as hard.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, does that make sense?
Does that make any sense to y'all?
It's overly trimmed.
Yeah, so trimmed, you know?
It make any sense?
Do you think any pilots have like,
watched Netflix and flew a plane?
100%.
Ashley?
I know pilots, and they'll be texting me while they're flying.
Oh, what?
Yeah, but dude, like think about it.
Look, we're flying right now.
We're literally live streaming right now, I mean, we are going directly for those mountains what the oh, yo, yo, yo
Call it cool about that. Do you see it? Do you see it calling it? I mean, it should be fine
I don't know. Let's just let's just see how close we can get. No. No. No. No, I don't want to see how close it
Yeah, well we can worst case scenario will turn
It's all good. We got to get down eventually. Let's see
Oh, yo, yo, there's a waypoint called FaZe.
I'm not even kidding.
There is a waypoint called that.
What do you think it's at?
Look, FaZe.
What does that take you?
It's in LA.
And we'll see where it goes.
Let's do it right now.
We're getting pretty close to this.
No, no, chill.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Let's turn this bitch a little bit.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn it.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to come down.
Oh, this is turbulence.
I feel the turbulence.
Okay, let's get down here. Let's descend here. So I'm descending and we're going to slow down phase you want to be at 240 so
All right, so I'm gonna
Okay, we're gonna we're gonna turn here towards phase. All right
All right
Okay, rage. So this is the landing gear. Okay, that you see right here. That's the landing gear
So when I call for it, you're gonna put it down. Yes, and these are the flaps
We're going to get all the way down to 30 flaps, okay?
30 flaps.
Okay.
Am I going to put the landing gear down first on the flaps?
You're going to put the landing gear and the flaps.
Same time.
That's right.
And we're going to fly this thing together.
Get that hand works.
It's a little hella old.
Yeah.
The bitch is going to run out.
Yeah, well, yes, I'm saying.
Yeah, yep.
It's good.
Anyway, you can put this in your dating profile.
Oh, god, bro.
You can put it in your dating profile.
Make sure you shoot him from the waist up so nobody sees the blue jeans.
But, okay.
Right.
So we're gonna go down to, let's see, 5,000 feet.
Yeah, okay.
And then, okay, so see, we avoided the mountains, right?
Everything's avoided. That's good.
We did.
Okay, Chad, look at this.
We're in a Boeing.
I got to pump the seat up, like, with a lever.
Like, isn't that crazy?
How do you do that?
You're gonna see.
You got to pull it like a lever, see?
Nah, I'm gonna keep it right here.
Okay.
I'm sure it just like this.
All right, they're smoothed out just a little bit, but it's okay.
All right, Rage.
What?
Yes.
All right.
Yes.
What's going on?
Everything good?
All right.
What do you need me to do, Captain?
All right, we're good now at 240.
Let's see.
I can't read this.
It's all blurry.
What flap is...
Hold on.
What do I need it?
All right, 240.
We're going to need to...
We're going to go on LNAP here.
Okay, so that means we're going to follow this waypoint.
We got to get down to 4,000, all right?
Are you texting and flying right now?
No, no, no, I wasn't making sure about dogs.
Oh, okay, no, you're good, you're good.
No, no, no, I wasn't.
No dogs, guys.
Oh, okay, okay.
Textive flying is crazy.
I know.
These are the problems you take.
No, I know, I know you're a professional.
What's the speed?
the speed for these flaps where is it oh yeah okay give me flaps one so I've won
give me flaps one yep actually give me flaps five all right give me flaps 10
actually we've lost 10 all right you see that right there that's the indication
240 knots flaps 10 bet okay so we got flaps 10 perfect left left side
tap all right let's do all right here we go all right all right so we're gonna
to make this turn towards, you see this, Julie?
That's crazy.
And then pretty sure.
I know.
We're going to drift it a little bit.
Oh, drift it.
I'm going to turn it to the max bank angle so I can do that.
So it's going to bank at the maximum, OK?
So it's going to, right after this, it's going to try to do it.
But planes aren't perfect.
So it's going to really try to make this turn.
Oh, we tried to, oh, our phones were kind of messing with each other.
Fucking, fucking.
Yeah.
OK, all right, here we go.
We're going to take a right hand turn.
Three, two, three.
We're still going to phase.
We're five miles from phase.
And then see how it gives you all your speeds.
Chad, it tells us what speeds we need to be at.
And the auto throttle's on, everything's good.
This plane's pretty easy to fly, Chad.
I've never flown it before.
I don't know what it's going to be like to land.
This is the MPH?
No, that's nuts.
That's a knot.
Where's the MPH at?
There's no MPH.
Oh, chat rod, 235 knots.
Yes, yes.
Let's get a conversion calculator going.
Chat, how much is that?
235 knots.
It was hitting way more earlier.
Yep.
OK, here we go.
4,000 feet in the air.
All right, here we go, here we go.
See that field of turns?
See how it's steeper?
Yeah.
Because I put on the max bank.
So we're going to go, any more in the plane,
we go bank angle, bank angle, maximum bank.
we're curved. We're curved, we got curvature going.
How's the screen? It looks real because it is.
Everybody sit down, prepare for landing.
That's right. We're on the West Coast right now.
We got to LA real quick.
Yeah, we're on the West Coast. Prepare for landing.
Oh, everybody stop using the bathroom.
So, prepare for landing.
Overhead luggage up the top.
No, don't sit in front of you.
Prepare for landing. Everybody stop using the bathroom.
That's a fucking bathroom. That's a fucking bathroom.
All right. All right. Here, see the runway?
Straight ahead. See that?
It's coming up on your right hand side.
You see that?
Which one?
What I don't know, actually.
Which one do you want to land at?
There's bad runways, I think.
I know, I know.
There's a lot.
Wait, wait, describe it.
Describe the runway.
So you see, you see the, hold on.
You see the water.
OK, no, no, no, before the runway isn't there.
It's right here, straight ahead.
See here?
See those runways straight ahead?
All the way down. Yeah. That's the runway. Yeah. Okay. So what's
when we landed out? Okay, let's take. Well, hold on real quick.
Give me give me flaps. Give me flaps 20. Give me flaps. What the
fuck was that? Don't worry. Don't worry. I got you. I gave
me flaps. 20. What the hell was that 20? Don't worry. That's
just it. It's because I arm the speed break. Give me. Let's get
that speed down to find our final approach speed. I actually
don't even know what our final approach speed is. I didn't set
It's going to be 126.
Pilot?
Yeah, what?
What?
Chatter?
Yeah.
Why are we down on someone?
It's because we're slowing down.
Don't worry.
Give me Flaps 25.
Give you Flaps 35.
All right.
OK, gear down, please.
Gear down.
Pull out and down.
Fucking go.
All right, there we go.
OK, now we need to get, we need to slow to our final approach
be with this one, two, six.
Give me, don't worry, don't worry, I got it, I got it.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, we got it.
We got it, don't worry, everything's okay,
everything's under control, I got it, don't worry.
Don't worry about it, right?
Look, you have to be fearless.
You have to be fearless, all right?
All right, there's SoFi Stadium right down there,
do you guys see that?
You see that?
Look out your window, look forward,
here's your SoFi Stadium, we're landing in LAX.
What?
One, two, six is too low?
No, no, no, no, my dispatch is telling me it's too low,
but the FMC tells me it's perfect.
Maybe for a Cessna.
Maybe for a Cessna, he said.
Okay.
Cessna.
It's a lower, too low.
The FMC is giving us, here, I need Flaps 30.
The FMC is showing us one, two, six.
Oh, he's telling me where we're gonna stall.
This batch almost saved us from a crash.
Thank God.
All right, okay.
Take it this batch, take it this batch.
Okay, we're a little high, so I'm gonna get us down.
Here's your little lower, 2,900.
I'm gonna do it by hand.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, hold on. It says, why does it say 126 on my FMC?
But we're really lightweight in this batch. I'm going to see what happens. I'm going to have it once you see.
We're really lightweight. And the FMC is telling me 126, see the computer says 126.
What the fuck is this? What the fuck is that? I don't know. I have no idea.
idea. I think we're good. We're configured for landing. Okay, so so
Rage, I want to show you something. So be okay. So look straight ahead, right?
Yeah, you see the lights to the right of the runway. See how they're all white?
Yeah, that's it. That means we're too high. It's about to sneeze. Hold it in.
That's a sneeze.
No, good.
Yeah.
What, lights or lights?
It's called the poppy.
The poppy.
Yeah, the poppy.
The poppy.
Yeah, the poppy.
It's to the right of the runway.
Right now, one of them just clicked red.
That means we're too high.
Yeah, I mean, no, it means we're one.
All white means we're too high.
All red means we're too low.
What's, what's, what's?
Too white, too red is perfect.
We're just hit too white, too red.
All right, man.
You want to land with your right thigh, for you, it's going to be your left thigh.
signals the middle of the plane right you want to you want to line this up right
here with the center of the runway and where is the center of the runway
captain um that white line right yes do we have a do we have a dispatch we have
ground proximity warning system out there it is just now did you hear that yeah
you're here one thousand yeah her what does it check did you hear one thousand
also look at this you see your thing this is 960 yeah okay here we go
Chad this is a 747 oh shit we're a little low yeah we're pretty fucking low
it's okay don't worry about it I got you I've never landed a 747 white line
right white line right we want right right down the middle right down the
middle rage right down the middle okay here we go I got it under control
rage chat chat this is 747 we're good no don't worry about it we got it we got
it under control don't worry about it Chad this is this is a cake walk Chad
Everybody see about please see about the purple
and change cameras what they said we want the back view we want the back view
as a real see from what I said we do see through what I said oh shit the
camera's overheating oh you want me we can get we can go around we can go around
if you want is it back okay back good okay it's back okay if that happens
again just tell me to go around I'll go around. You good? Is it good? All right, here we go.
We're landing, we're landing in approximately the 30 seconds passengers.
Okay we got we got to get down low. We got to...
Hold on, we're touching roofs. No, I know we're good, we're good. 200 feet.
Oh shit.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
One, double.
There we go.
Don't worry.
I got you.
50.
40.
30.
Pull back.
20.
10.
Oh my god!
That was sick!
Fucking dammit, nigga!
Oh, bruh!
The fuck?
Oh shit, we gotta stop.
Stop the fucking airplane.
Go to ocean.
Okay.
Oh, I'm liking it.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
All right.
Chat.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Hey, passengers clap.
Bro.
No, I'm gonna be I'm going to be honest with you. I need to actually
Wait, wait this batch, how was that?
That was perfect that was actually perfect. Yeah, I want you to be honest. Have you seen
Like compared to like a real pilot, which I am of course, but what would you say this batch like?
Almost the same. No, what?
What the fuck you really don't a shit I
I told you oh shit oh shit who needs to stop anyway you know I mean once you
these runways are so long anyway practically just stop itself just from
you know I mean you just don't have any car drop it down okay all right rage
now it's your turn yes what do you mean this time I'm not helping you huh where
we're staring to so we're gonna we're gonna turn around we're gonna taxi off
Okay, I'm gonna set it up for you. You're gonna take off without me. What and you're gonna land without what what?
Yeah, you're gonna do it all. What do you mean? You're gonna do it all
Everything you're gonna do it all
You got it you got it you got it. No, I promise you I promise you
No, no, no, it's okay. We we can't
This is real life.
How do I take off?
Yeah, yeah.
Give it up for dispatch, Chad.
Everybody say, give me dispatch.
Oh my God, oh my God.
How do I take off?
How do you take off?
I'll get you there.
We're going to, we're going to, I'm just going to take off.
I know the, are the wins, can we get a win check?
Fuck it.
Fuck.
We're going to win check?
I remember that shit.
Bro, that landing was in, that was the best landing I've ever done.
That was so smooth.
In a 747 too?
That was smooth as shit.
Bro, it didn't even bang at all.
OK.
What's the win check, this bench?
185.
185 at what?
What's the speed?
5.
5?
OK.
That's about calm.
That's fine.
We can take off the wrong way.
I think we can take off the wrong way.
That's fine.
What would be the wrong way?
Well, usually they take off, because it's 1-8-0-5.
That means we've got to go that way, but it's fine.
This runway is long enough.
We'll be good.
It's fine.
We can take off the runway.
It's your first time, but I think you can do it.
So I need to just make a quick programming here real quick.
Give me a second.
Let's get straight on the runway.
This is all you.
Hey.
What speed do I go up?
I'll let you know.
I'll program everything for you.
OK, bet.
Chad, he's got it, right?
Chad.
Oh, my god.
Chad, he's got it under control, right?
Everybody's saying GG's, but you guys are saying.
Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Wait, why are people saying in the Lord's Prayer?
They're fucking praying.
Okay, I will only help you if we're about to crash.
Okay?
Okay.
All right, like a good captain.
Okay, all right, now stay here.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
Let me program something real quick.
Not only when we're about to crash.
No, no, no.
We're gonna fucking crash.
No, we're not, with that attitude we are.
Okay?
With that attitude we're going to.
Oh, shit.
Okay, all right.
All right, so.
Little fuck.
When we hit rotate,
So you're gonna pull back when that number hits 124.
I'm gonna pull my steering wheel back.
That's right, that's right.
When it hits 124.
The knots.
Yep.
104 knots, I pull back.
And we're gonna come in,
this time we're gonna come in on the ocean.
We're gonna approach it from the,
we're gonna approach it from the ocean.
All right.
Okay.
So when we, all right, we need flaps 10.
I'm your co-pilot now.
Yes, all right. Okay. So let's see. We got this. Okay, good. Got it. Okay. All right. So
thank you dispatch. Appreciate that. Okay, that would have I would have gotten an alert. I'm sure
also we need RTO. What do I have to focus on when pulling back? Well, you also have to put the power
give you flaps 10 is for takeoff. Okay. So what you're going to do, all right, is you want to keep
keep it on the center line so to keep it on the center line
that the right there you see the you see that you want to keep
it center. So once you start once you the nose are going up
once you start.
No once you start moving down the runway and you feel
yourself moving to one side of the other you can use these
pedals, but you're very lightly.
And it will move the plane is the same as this is different
because when you're moving you actually have speed the plane
you keep it straight.
Oh, we're not taxing.
Right, we're not taxing.
The nose gear can't be moving.
Yeah, OK.
All right.
So this is what you're going to do.
I'm going to call rotate.
And when you do, you're going to pull that nose up,
and you're going to watch that pink line.
What do I want to keep the pink line at?
You want to keep the pink line?
Straight.
No, no, the wrong pink line.
That one.
I want to keep this pink line where?
You just put the, you see the, you see the,
you see how it's at the horizon right here?
You see how the the the L's yeah the L's are like this. I want the pink line in that
You want that you in the middle of the you see that black square in the L's
I throw on the pink line you want to pull it up and you want to put that in the middle of the pink line
Okay, all right, and once I do do that. What do I do that? Like do I let it go?
No, you just keep it in the pink line
So you got to move up and down just to keep it where that pink line right when you take off
It's gonna be it's gonna create a crosshair
Yeah, you want to put that black box in the middle of that cross that back. Yeah, okay
Let's go, Rage.
With me.
Same time.
Yeah, ready?
Ready?
Say.
No.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Rage.
Yeah.
I gotta like turn that shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I'll sit.
You're gonna fucking sleep.
Not too much, not too much.
No, no, no!
Pull back, pull back!
I'm not pulling back!
I'm not pulled back!
Oh my god!
I'm not even pulling back!
Oh my god!
I'm not pulling back!
We got it, we got it!
We're up in here, we're up in here, we're up in here!
Why are we in there?
You're good, you're good, you're good!
You're good, keep that-
Focus, focus, focus, focus, focus!
Focus, focus, focus!
Not too, not too, not too-
I'm not pulling nothing!
No, no, you're good, you're good!
Keep it down now!
Oh!
See?
Like that!
Yes, exactly!
Oh!
I don't know how the fuck we didn't crash, but we did.
We did, we did.
We didn't, okay, now keep it,
kind of level us out a little bit, level us out.
Level us out, level it.
Like we're kind of turning, so you kind of keep it straight.
Keep it straight.
No, no, you're turning.
Right side, right side, right side, there you go.
There you go, okay, you're killing it now.
Killing that shit.
Don't use the pedals at all.
Oh shit, we're about to stall, push the nose down.
Oh my gosh, there you go, push the nose down,
there you go, not too violent now.
Very nice, simple movement, be nice to the,
be nice to the plane.
Oh, you're pulling back now, pushing down, pushing out.
We're getting close to stalling here.
We're getting close to stalling.
You push the nose down and kind of keep it down.
All right, that's good.
Now level off a little bit.
Like get us steady.
Shady's doing it.
W's.
All right, good, good, good.
Now keep it there.
Keep it straight.
Good, good, good, good.
All right, there you go.
Now you're gonna keep it straight.
Okay, I'm gonna give us a little,
okay, now you're descending now.
You see that?
See how it's-
I'm gonna get the pink line, Austin.
Get the pink line.
No, no, forget the pink line.
Forget it now.
Oh, fuck the pink line?
I bet.
But don't pull up, don't pull up too much.
All right, all right, all right.
No, no, you're pulling up a lot.
Oh, no, no!
Push it down, push it down, push it down.
I'm pushing that ball, fucker.
Okay, keep it below 20 degrees, right?
All right.
Push it down, push it down, push it down,
push it down, push it down, push it down.
Ah!
Don't scream, don't scream, you're good, you're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
All right, push it down, push it down.
All right, get us leveled off it.
Let's get up to 8,000 feet, all right?
Should I go up?
Yeah, no, you're good, you're good.
Just kind of keep it steady.
There you go, there you go, keep it steady.
See that?
It's an arm workout gang.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Okay, there we go.
Now we're working.
All right, now we're working.
There's fucking mountains in front of us.
Okay, yeah, I know, don't worry about it.
We're gonna take a left.
So start turning that way to the left, to the left.
Okay, I'm gonna have to level you out.
Here, let go.
Let go.
No, I got this shit.
Okay, okay, push it down, push it down.
I got it.
You're climbing really high.
I fucking got it.
Well, right now you don't got it.
I fucking got it, awesome.
Okay, so let me get this up here.
Fuck, got it.
All right, so we're climbing, we gotta maintain,
get that altitude to about 8,000 feet.
Can you do that?
And you gotta keep it easy.
And then keep turning left, keep turning left.
Keep turning left?
Yeah, keep turning left.
Chad is doing good.
God, that's shit.
Okay, get us down to.
8,000?
8,000.
8,000 feet.
Do I keep turning?
Yeah, keep turning.
God, man, this shit hurt.
All right, yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good.
All right, you're a little bit too, too much of a turn.
Most of them are going really fast.
Yeah, let's slow down, Captain.
How do I disconnect the auto?
No, we're going back into air, Captain.
No, no, you're turning a little bit too much.
We're going back into air, Captain.
We're 10,000 feet in the fucking air.
No, no, no.
Get it down just a little bit.
OK, you see how much you're banking?
It's too much.
And you see how much speed?
Captain, are we going to fucking die?
No, no, no, we're not going to die.
Don't worry.
Hold on.
Let's get that speed back.
Okay, we're over speeding.
Okay, so go, all right.
You see how the altitude is crazy?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're climbing fast.
I know, I know.
Why are we climbing?
It's okay, don't panic.
Why are we 13,000 feet in the fucking air?
Rage.
What are we doing?
Part of the problem is you're panicking.
I'm going down.
No, no, no, don't.
We're going fucking down, fuck this shit.
Okay, but do it slowly.
Do it slowly and calmly.
Just calm, calm.
No, no, no, hey.
Okay, not too much, no no, rage, rage, pull back, pull back,
just a little bit, not too much, not too much, okay?
You got under control, slow movement, slow movement,
everything's slow, everything's slow, everything's calm,
see look, see now it's starting to level off.
Start to level off.
Let's just make $13,000 an hour altitude, okay?
See, now you're going up again,
so keep it level at the horizon.
Shit, fucking hurts my arm, bro.
I know, I know, you want me to put on the autopilot?
I will.
Fuck no, I ain't no pussy.
Okay, all right, I mean, okay, there we go, okay.
Now, let's take a left turn.
Okay, you're going now too much, too much.
And now you're going below.
So you try to maintain an altitude.
Yeah, sorry, maintenance.
Try to maintain an altitude, right?
You don't have an altitude.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, now, the thing about Los Angeles
is very busy airspace.
Yeah.
And dispatch told me that there's a lot of traffic.
Let's make it real quick for a little bit.
What?
A little autopilot for a little bit.
Your autopilot?
Let me get you some autopilot.
Let's level out.
Can I go?
Let go.
Oh, Jesus Christ, don't.
I got you, I got you, I got you, don't worry.
Don't worry, I got you.
I got you by chairing, that's what it was.
I was so far back.
Woo!
Ciao!
Hey, we're alive.
Fucking hell, bro.
We're alive.
Fuck.
This match, how was that?
Why are your voice cracked like that?
It was pretty good.
Huh?
Really good.
It was really good?
Hey, Jadon, here's your.
Oh my God, this bad set that was better than me.
Now he's lying to you.
Now you know he's lying to you.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Now you know he's lying to you.
Okay.
All right, so.
Oh shit.
Chad, I'll be honest with you,
the beginning we almost died.
We almost died.
It was very close.
Yeah, I was looking at the wrong thing, Chad.
Okay.
I was looking at the wrong thing.
No, no, the shit was put,
the shit was stationary like this.
So I'm like, I'm gonna pull it down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna pull it towards me.
No, Chad, it's crazy.
Different bro good shit chat. Are you enjoying this this the same we'll go on me movement
What is this now described in chat when this is like I?
Kid I've never
I've never done no shit like this before bro. Is it is it is it kind of like is it is it cool
This is fucking cool game, but it's like a lot, bro. Yes a lot
It's a lot
This is gonna take years and years and years to know what I know I know
But I mean, you have to, like, reverse engineer
your fucking mechanics of driving a car and all that.
It's not that.
Well, because, for me, I used to play Flight Simulator
when I was a kid, right?
Yeah.
And I used to fly a 747, and I would sit my ass down
at my computer, and I would sit there for 10 hours.
The one that was on PC?
Yeah.
I had my joystick.
I would talk to air chopper controllers
because I flew on like a professional flight server.
I would talk to air traffic controllers
and they would like guide me
and I would like talk to them
and we would like role play.
And I would fly like, I'd be like United Flight 1565,
you know, and I would like look at charts.
I'd look at like checklists.
I had the virtual plane
and the virtual plane looked exactly like this,
but I haven't flown it in years.
So all this I learned
when I was like 16, or actually 14.
I was 14 years old, I learned all this,
but it's been over 15 years.
And so I forgot all this.
So the first time sitting here with you
is the first time I've done this.
So why'd you stop like pilot shit?
Well, because I thought I was a better
entertainer than a pilot.
And also I'm an attention whore.
Yeah.
And I mean, that's why.
People don't really know about pilots and shit.
No, I mean, they're like cool,
Nobody wants to hear the pilot, you know,
crack a joke on the...
Who's like the LeBron Jam of Pilots?
Oh, Captain Soli Solenberger.
What's that?
He put that plane down in the Hudson River.
Oh, shit.
That is the LeBron of Pilots.
All right, give me a bad pilot.
This is slowly got Oro.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of a bad pilot.
That's shitty, like I'm piloting that.
Well, usually you don't, they don't,
I mean, some of them may be not here anymore.
You know what I mean?
Oh, but they're fucking, yeah,
you fuck right up and play, you die.
Yeah, but not everybody that happens to is their fault.
You know what I mean?
Right?
I mean, man, the problem is about preparing
for situations where they don't go your way.
That's right.
Just like when there's severe turbulence.
Yeah.
Which is the reason why, what I was facing,
we were taking off trying to help turbulence
on the wrong way.
Right.
to get up right but we made it look where we're at what the fuck what are you doing
I wasn't talking about the turbo okay you don't even know I'm flying in this shit no no I'm flying
in this shit I'm out of my land is motherfucking dope so Chad some of the simulators I've been in
like I was in a brand new airbus a320 neo and that shit when you turn that thing up max it thrashes
But where are we at percentage wise dispatch what what percentage of
turbulence severe the highest you can go really oh there's just not this is
severe you know what but this plane is so big you don't even feel it yeah you
don't even feel it as much right it's a double-decker it's a double-decker
This plane has two decks, and we're upstairs.
All right, Rage, I know you've been trying to distract me
from the fact that you got to land this plane.
Shit. Yeah, I know.
You've been trying to distract me.
He's like, ah, I'm gonna pretend like I'm not.
I like what he's talking about,
just so I don't have to land this plane.
Oh, that's not what I was fucking saying.
Yes, he was. He was like, oh, man.
No, gig.
This guy will talk forever about himself, right?
He will talk forever about himself.
I've enjoyed the Pacific Ocean.
Yeah, no, but we got to land it, right?
So we're gonna turn back around.
we're going to land it, we're going to descend here to 4,000 feet and you got to land.
Okay, now, rage. You got to work on more subtle movements.
I'm not doing that because I'm in my seat closer.
Right.
I'll super far back.
So you got to do subtle movements, right?
You were like pushing up and down.
If you do that, when we get close to the ground, it's over.
We're going to crash.
Yeah.
100%.
And you got to call it.
You got to be calm.
Calm, right?
You cannot be, if you're, like,
if you imagine if you were in first class
and you heard your captain screaming.
Ah! Oh, my God!
I was doing like that.
I got a masculine-ass scream.
Almost homophobic.
A masculine-ass scream.
Dead ass.
Really.
So, it may not be your intention,
but people may perceive it as homophobia
because it's so masculine.
Yeah, I got you.
I understand that.
I understand that. I appreciate your transparency.
Yeah.
But that's not the scream I heard.
Chat, what screen did you hear?
Something. It was so, it was so loud and obnoxious.
It was almost, it was so, I don't know.
It was just almost, it was almost homoerotic.
You would have, wait, why am I making that seem like?
So, you had a homoerotic screen.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is a homoerotic scream?
Well, you, what you did?
I screamed like a grown ass man. I'm 28.
Well, grown ass man can have homoerotic screams.
See? Another teaching lesson.
No, but so what's that about the wife?
She's gonna be like a fucking homoerotic screamer.
Maybe she likes it.
There were girls with drag moms today.
Hmm. There were.
I'm telling you, wait.
Uh, what do you guys say?
What do, what do, what do straight people say?
They say fine shit?
Fine shit, that fine shit.
What does that mean?
Like, she's fine?
Yeah.
And she's shit.
What?
Like, so she's fine shit.
She's like fine?
Like, that's fine shit right there.
Like, what do you mean she's fine shit?
Oh, shit is a bad thing.
It's like, no, but so that shit could be any noun.
It's like, give me that shit.
I want that shit.
Oh, she's fine shit.
She's like saying like she's a fine piece of ass.
Like, piece of ass.
These are the conversations that your pilots
have in the coffee.
A piece of ass sounds so derogatory,
like so piece of ass, like a piece of meat,
like piece of ass, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some fine shit.
Fine piece of shit.
It sounds so much better.
Ha ha ha ha.
Fine piece of shit.
Yeah.
I just broke it.
Oh no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
What was that?
Speed break extended, that's okay.
All right, so I'm getting you in line here for the runway.
We're gonna get to a point where you can see it, right?
We're gonna go to crispy.
That's the-
I'm off for a crispy.
I'm going to crispy.
And we're gonna-
And what's the technique to land?
So basically you're gonna get down,
you wanna keep that, you're gonna look ahead,
you're gonna see two red, two white.
That's what you want.
That's perfect.
That means you're right on the glide slope.
All right, you're gonna get it down,
you're gonna keep,
you're gonna kinda keep the thing right.
You wanna keep this, like right in this range,
like right in here.
Keep it right in here.
Keep it like that distance, right?
Because if you're going up and down, it's too erratic, right?
You need it to be like calm.
Like the line.
Right, right in between this.
So don't like do so many movements, you know?
And then right before you land, you know what a flare is?
When a plane comes in, they come in like this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like a plane comes in and you pull back to soften the landing.
You got a flare, right?
OK.
Dispatch, you think you can do it?
You think so?
OK.
Even with low visibility, I think you'd probably be able to do it.
Why the fuck is it foggy?
Well, I actually can't see shit.
What are we looking at?
Oh, well, well, there.
Holy shit.
I think you can do this.
All right, I think you can do it.
What's the cloud cover?
I'll wear category three.
Oh, category three.
So that would be, what's the bit, uh, how many?
The motherfucking hurts.
What do you mean category three?
33.
What's the nautical miles at the distance of visibility?
Coltson, look at the clouds.
Oh, they see it.
Y'all see the fucking clouds?
I can see shit.
OK, so we're going to, I'm going to,
this is a little too, this is pretty advanced for you,
even for me to be pretty advanced.
But, so we're going to let the autopilot do it
for most of the time.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah, the cloud just cleared up.
It was just blue out.
It's cleared up, Chad.
Yeah, so this is good.
But after, when we take off again,
maybe I'll go do that category of the landing.
You know what I mean?
OK, Chad.
All right.
It's a miracle.
Is that Hawaii?
No, that's Los Angeles.
Oh, wait.
Rage, we were in LA like 10 minutes ago.
How do you think we would have gotten to Hawaii?
Oh, we had to do that.
We just did a U-turn.
Right, right.
OK, I'm going to get some flaps.
Yeah, I love U-turn.
Maybe she flaps five.
That flaps five.
Is it 260 knots?
All right.
All right, so Chad.
Rage, you start to see the airport, the airport's over here, right?
Yeah, I don't see no blicking lights, though, Austin.
I know, but don't worry, don't worry, they'll come as you-
You're not to give it in comms, it's the comms.
They'll come.
Rage, the lights.
Oh, the lights will come.
How light's gonna come? How light's gonna come?
No, they're going to appear, Rage, and I got-
Austin's used that verbiage, he's used that verbiage original.
I used to say, come.
Say, come.
Say, come with it, you.
I hear it, he said, come with it, you.
I'm saying come with it. Oh, you said come what are you I hear it?
What it would all right come and it's come. I'm gonna tell you a couple different
I'm gonna say come what am I saying?
Come
You're saying come here. No, I was saying come. No, you weren't so I was no. No, I was I'm gonna test you
Come you should come like
Yeah
I didn't mean to dapple you up after that.
I don't know if I can come ball over big.
I don't know.
How does the pilot just take a shit?
Well, the pilot then it comes in.
I mean, that's not what...
Wait.
Not to watch him take a shit.
She was coming right back.
You fucking shit on her?
No.
What the fuck you mean by that?
No, no, no, no.
The pilot would come in to fill the cockpit.
Go fill up the cockpit.
You're gonna take a shit out of that fill his cockpit.
What in God's freedom does that mean?
No. She's going to come into the cockpit
and then he's gonna go to the bathroom.
He's gonna come inside the cockpit.
No, no.
I'll be coming inside the cockpit.
No, no, no. He's gonna...
And then he's gonna come into the bathroom.
No, no.
So I'll be coming in his airplane.
No.
I'm curious, Dave.
No, no.
He's going to go to the bathroom.
She's gonna come in the cockpit.
She's going to be in the cockpit.
What's she doing in there?
Suck it in.
I'm sorry dispatch, I apologize.
I apologize.
Freaky deekey.
Whatever.
All right, all right, we are reaching our, so that's your one way to the right, okay?
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna get you some more flaps. We're gonna get you speed down
Flaps and then we're eventually here. We're gonna turn off the autopilot and you're gonna just gonna land it yourself
Okay, I'm serious eventually, but but we're on a good course right now
So you don't really want to touch anything. Do too much. Don't do too much. It's kind of easy easy easy
Okay
It's just
So yeah autopilot also pushes in and out right yeah, it's controlling it, but you see how so that's
Yeah, but see how easy it's going. Yeah, it's easy go chat. Look how easy look how easy it's going little inputs little inputs little inputs
Little goes a long way it does
I need to get our flaps down to
20 flaps out of 20
I need my flasks out of 25, Captain.
25, yes, sir.
All right, it's right ahead.
It's red right now, because we're a little too low.
So you want me to control the speed?
I'm going to let autothrottle control.
I got the gear.
That just means we need to put the gear down.
Captain, I got you.
Don't worry, don't worry.
We're going to flop 30.
Captain.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Everything's under control.
Turn around the fuckers at one of the doors.
Everything's under control.
What's happening?
We just need the gear down.
That's OK.
The gear's down, Captain.
The gear is down.
It's OK.
What the fuck is going on, baby?
Once it locks in, there it goes.
It just needed to lock in.
It's like you, Rage, you need to lock it.
I blocked it, locked it, locked it.
Okay, we need to get that speed all the way down.
Okay, let's do it.
That says 124 again, but we would stall.
Okay, see, we need to, okay, your airplane.
Wait, what?
No, not yet.
Where do I go to?
The runway right here.
So that's your turn.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Do what you think, visualize it.
Visualize it, Rage, this is your runway.
See how it's too white, too red?
You're perfect.
You're perfect, all right?
Okay, see how you're dipping down just a little bit,
not too aggressive now.
You're really, you know.
I mean, push towards me is up, right?
What?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, you're putting us right in the ocean.
Right, right, right.
But I'm pushing up, I'm pushing up, though.
Right, you gotta pull up a little faster.
Oh, I think it's a little increments, you said litter.
I know, what?
He says sink right.
Okay, you've switched over to the different runway now,
so you gotta move over to the right.
You see that, that one right there?
Well, no, which one?
One to the right, just that one.
The one that's closest to you.
You got the different one no, but go go go to that one. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. You got to turn you got to turn towards it
Ray. I'm turning you. No, no, you're not. I said we're going to water. I said we're going to water. I said we're going to water. Remember what I told you about panicking?
Shake Ray. What are you saying? What are you saying? Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Pull us. Pull us. Pull us. Pull us. I'm pulling.
Okay, pull up, pull up, pull up. Oh my God. Okay, don't worry. Okay, now we're going up a little bit, but we got to get down because
We're too high, too high.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
I don't know how we're gonna get down, calm, calm, calm,
calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
You can do more.
Let the beach, let the fucking beach.
Okay, okay, little bit.
Okay, now, okay, pull back, sink right,
need you to go, see.
I'm pulling, I'm fucking talking to me.
That's the autopilot, okay.
We gotta try to get it down, Rage.
Look how far, Rage, we're over.
You see the runway right there?
Okay, okay, we're coming at it,
completely different angle.
Okay, but I think I think we can fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
All right.
Okay, all right.
I think Rage.
It's okay.
I'm pulling that motherfucker.
Yeah, get it straight.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
Okay.
All right, turn left.
There you go.
Okay, we're kind of missing the whole runway.
I'm not bleeding.
Get it down.
Pass it to the press.
We're getting prepared for it.
Rage, Rage, you're going off the runway now.
Oh my God!
You better fucking tell!
I'm pulling up there to get a fucking graph!
We gotta get a fucking graph!
I got it.
I got I got I got I got to put his back up rage
I had to put his back up I got I got I have control I control let go. I got back in there
I got I have control
I have control
Fucking die all right rage. What we don't fucking die. All right rage. We uh
Who's will die?
Yo, this shit is hard. Hello?
Yeah, Rach. You almost killed everybody.
Yeah, it wasn't working right.
Chad, you almost killed. No, what do you mean it wasn't working right? You weren't working right!
It was fucking... It was going down and shit.
You weren't working right, Rach!
You sent the autopilot off of your car and go straight to the ocean!
I can't do this exact word autopilot was at!
You're not going to fucking ocean, pilot!
Captain, you're not going to ocean!
I couldn't be more disappointed.
disappointed. What the fuck, Dan?
You're gonna land this plane if it's the last damn thing
that we do. What?
Because we only have 15 more minutes
to land this fucking plane.
You got to land this plane, all right?
I'm gonna do it by hand.
I'm gonna show you how it's done.
Look, I'm gonna do this by hand,
but I'm gonna get you lined up by hand, okay?
Watch this. Okay.
I'm gonna do this.
All right, strap in.
I'm gonna get us there quickly.
So it's gonna be a little uncomfortable for the passengers.
It's okay. All right?
Just get us there, captain.
I'm going to get us there.
All right.
See how easy it is?
See how I'm just keeping it easy?
See how nice and easy?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
See, Chad?
See how nice and easy this is?
It's just easy.
See how I'm not a pilot's not on?
Right?
All right, so I'm going to get it down.
Let's get it down.
All right.
All right, Rach, give me.
Where the fuck is the runway?
I'm going to.
Oh, wait.
That's a random ass runway out there.
Let's just land on that.
Perfect.
I don't even know if we can land on that runway, but I'm going to the fuck are we gonna know I don't know
I don't know I don't know
No, it's not but we're gonna land on it and it's a very short runway too. So what the hell does that mean?
I need max auto break break. Would you give me max auto break? What was that? Oh, there we go
So max auto break. Okay, there we go. We got to get the speed down. I'm gonna pull this hold on
Hold on chat
Hold on. I'm gonna okay. I'm really I'm really trying to slow us down here
Okay, really trying to slow us down.
I still don't even see where we're supposed to land.
It's right here, right in front of us.
Okay, there we go, now.
Oh, that long ass one over there.
I mean, that little ass one over there.
Yeah, that is very little.
That skinny ass shit.
Okay Chad, do you think we can do it?
Yo, get me closer.
I don't know whose runway this is.
I think you can do it, Ray.
I want you to run.
So what are you staring at
the most when you're controlling this shit?
The runway.
You're not looking at this shit.
No, because I know,
I keep an eye on it, but I just know what's going on.
You know what I mean?
We got to get slower too.
It's very, we're very fast.
So we got to, we got to slow down.
It's fucking hard to pull back.
Bro, this shit's hard.
Okay.
We got, we really got to slow down,
but it's having, we're having a hard time
because the winds are a little tricky.
You got to be flying in turbulence.
Yeah, I know.
All right, Chad.
All right, all right, Rage.
Rage what?
Okay, there we go.
It's a heavy plane, you know what I mean?
This runway is not big enough for us.
Holy shit, it is not big enough.
I was supposed to do this shit?
KSLI, I don't know what that is.
I was supposed to land this shit?
Oh my God, oh wait, no, this is Long Beach.
We're going to Long Beach.
This is the LBC.
All right, all right.
Rage, keep your hands on it,
because you're landing this thing.
I'm just getting this close.
Okay, I'm just getting this close.
We got turbulence.
I know we have turbulence,
but you're gonna be fine.
We're actually too fast and too high.
It's okay.
I'm gonna get as close.
We're gonna make this happen.
We got winds coming from all over the place.
We got 35 knots.
We got crosswinds and everything.
This is crazy.
That's not so hard.
Yeah, that's why it's so hard.
I've actually never landed in a crosswind like this.
So you see how we're like crabbing a little bit?
That's what they call it.
We're crabbing.
So we're like, we have so many wind.
Actually, this is gonna take some skill rate.
I don't know if you can do this.
Not, not, not, not.
Do the shit.
Okay, you're right, you're right, you got it.
Oh shit.
Light slow, sink rate, sink rate.
Right, you got it.
You wanna, you wanna try your shot?
Wanna try your shot at this?
Oh man, the winds are crazy.
32 knot crosswind.
Light slow, holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Light slow, light slow.
Okay, that's all right.
We'll wait you fast, Rach.
Slow it down! Slow the fuck down, Austin!
Slow it down! Austin!
I'm about to die.
Light, slow, light, slow.
Wait, that's not a lot of runway left, Rach.
Get on that bridge and step on the E-brake!
Light, slow, light, slow.
40.
Light, slow, light, slow.
Austin?
20.
Austin, up!
Shit!
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck, you're part of the prank, part of the fucking prank, I'm gonna fuck it down!
Oh, boy.
Okay, break it.
And that is your flight.
A.R. Airlines, that's it for the fight.
Hope you enjoyed playing 717.
Will it have a turbo-lance across wins?
We were crapping a little bit.
I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you.
I think we would have survived.
You think so?
I think we would have survived.
I think everybody in the back would have been dead, though.
Yeah, we would have survived.
We would have survived.
That's what the fuck it matters.
Okay, I want you to actually land it, though.
So can we get position right in front of 2-4 left?
Without the crapping wins, please.
Yeah, just perfectly calm wins.
I can't control that shit.
Here we go.
Runway 24 left.
Think I said, does this happen?
Does this happen?
I mean, it kind of looks like it.
Look at it. What happens?
All right, Chad.
Should we get a little TP?
Teleport us real quick.
There's cars and shit moving.
Yeah.
All right, here we go, about to be there, there we go, Chad, almost there.
Maybe a little farther out?
Sure.
Whoa.
All right, Rage, you think, and then fully configured for landing?
Literally put the training wheels on all that, aim assist or anything.
All right, all right, ready?
You just go ahead.
I want to keep the pink where?
All right, so now you're flying.
So just keep it right between the crosshairs.
You see that?
Yeah.
Right between the crosshairs.
See that?
Now pull back just a little bit.
Little bit.
See, see how it's going up?
You gotta pull up between the crosshairs right there.
There you go, age. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Keep it. Now, see how it's going up in that
black box is not. There you go. Up a little bit. Pull up. Pull up. See how you looking?
See how it says three red, one white means you're a little high, but I think you're doing
pretty good. You're doing pretty good. You're pretty solid. Pretty steady. Pretty steady.
There you go.
Nice.
Okay.
1,000 feet.
Check.
Okay.
You're getting up.
You're going to be a little higher.
Push down just a little bit.
Push it down.
Push it down, Rach.
Push it enter.
Push it a little bit more.
You can give it a little bit more.
Little bit more than that.
There you go.
There you go, okay.
Keep it steady.
There you go.
Now you're a little high, so you're gonna start to drift low, so pull back a little bit.
See pull back.
Pull back.
There you go.
Little bit more.
Okay.
You're drifting off to the right.
So come back to the left.
Turn, turn, turn to the left.
Okay, you're getting a little low.
You're good, you're good.
Pull back, pull back a little bit.
Pull back.
Pull in there, pull in there, sure.
Yeah, all right, all right, good.
Good, good, good.
He's doing it, Chad, he's doing it.
All right, now steady right there.
Steady, don't go up anymore.
Steady right there, steady right there.
Move to the right.
You're going up.
Push down, push down just a little bit.
You're going up still.
Going up, push down, push down, push down, push down,
Harder, harder, harder.
Not too aggressively, but harder.
Harder, okay, there you go.
All right, you're drifting to the right now.
Come back to the left.
Push it down, push it down, push it down, push it down, push it down.
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left.
500 feet, pull back, pull back, pull back.
To the right, just a little bit.
Pull back a little bit.
Little bit, little bit, little bit.
Yeah, you're good, you're really good.
To the left a little bit.
Put to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right to right pull back pull back now
Pull it back pull it back pull back pull back pull back pull it back pull it back
We're back in the air we're back in the fucking air why we're still in the fucking air
All right, we almost had it. Okay. You almost I mean you landed technically fucking shit. You landed technically
Why is it so hard?
We
Hey, you can see me else again
Okay, all right
Can we go back to where we were?
They're making a three-mile final?
Yeah.
Damn! You were so close!
Damn! It gets harder the closer you get!
I know. He landed.
All right. All right.
All right. You got this. Three miles now.
We got this.
Fully focused.
All right, ready? You got this.
Ready? Let's go.
Okay. Let's get it.
Go ahead.
There's an input delay, by the way.
Yeah, there is. There's a little input delay.
Yeah, think about that. That's good. Okay. You're perfect, right? Perfect. You're right on the center line
Okay, keep it right on the pink line run on the pink one lock in focus chat everybody say focus focus focus everybody focus in the chat
There you go, there you go, there you go
Push it down a little bit push down push down push down push down. There you go. There you go. Nice. Nice
Nice. Yeah. A lot of this is about feel, you know, you got to sometimes you feel yourself
getting a little low comes with experience. So I can tell right now that we're going to
drift a little, you're pretty good, but I'd start to pull back here and like right now,
just a little bit though, not too much. See pull back because you're getting a little
low and you may hit that parking garage. There you go. Perfect. All right. All right. All
right. You got to stay straight. You're pretty good. You're pretty good. All right. Good.
There we go. Okay. Oh man, this is looking good. This is looking good. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
Push it down a little bit. Push down, push down, push down, push down. Push down.
You're drifting off to the right, so make sure you keep it to the center. Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Now, now, right, right, pull, pull back, you need to flare.
You need to sink rate, learn that. Pull back. Okay, push back, push down. Good, good, good, good.
Okay, good now. Now that's good. You landed
Fucking go let's go, baby, bro
That was actually really nice
That was really good
All right, can I give me
Give me six mile final
We'll make this the last one. I want something challenging. Give me six mile final. Yes
Actually, give me 10 mile final, Gigi, 9 mile final, all right.
And I want to do a full auto land.
I want to do an ILS approach, runway 24 right.
24 right approach, or 24 left spine.
And then I want to do no visit, like very limited visibility, like very, very limited
visibility.
You're fucking psychopath.
Yeah, no visibility.
ILS24 left.
I want a full auto land.
All right.
And I think the, what's the frequency here for, I need to figure out what the frequency
is for, uh, okay.
Yeah, no visibility.
That's probably now.
Holy shit.
Keep it paused for now.
I can't see what you're doing.
I think I'll need to put this on.
I need an APP and localizer.
What is the frequency for runway two, four left?
OK, I got departure arrival.
Sorry, Chad.
Chad, what is the frequency for two, four left?
Do you have it on there, dispatch?
for ILS 24 Left, do you have a freak?
You don't have that?
Let's see, hold on, hold on.
Arrival, archery, arrival.
I think it may have programmed it in there.
That was the course.
ILS 24 Left.
You know what?
I'm just gonna do it visually.
Let's go.
Come on, let's get it.
Let's do it.
You can hit play.
I'm gonna give you your comms.
Okay.
Capture, we have another terminal.
Oh!
The stick shaker means we're about to stall.
It's okay. We're recovering.
We're recovering.
Okay, we're recovering.
Capture, very limited visibility.
Yeah, I know, don't worry about it.
But I'm going to fly a vision.
Speedbrake, Capture, speedbrake.
Thank you, Capture.
Thank you.
Thank you, Captain.
We've got three programming from the last...
A lot of pilot disconnect.
Yeah, here we go.
Thank you.
There we go.
Let's go.
There we go.
Okay.
Now, oh shit, I'm really slow.
Captain, how are you feeling, Captain?
Not very good.
Because I can't see shit.
Okay.
I believe in you.
I trust you.
I actually can't see shit.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I believe in you.
I can't see shit. I don't know what I'm doing.
I believe in you.
Six miles.
I'm just gonna have to wing it.
You have to what?
I'm gonna have to wing it.
I can't see anything,
but I generally know that zero feet is the ground
here in Los Angeles.
So I'm just gonna try to wing it.
Chat, don't try this at home, okay?
They're very clear here.
Do not try this at home.
I'm winging it.
Typically, planes would have this thing
called ILS Instrument Landing System,
and I'm not using it.
I'm winging it.
Okay.
Don't try this at home,
but I think I can do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to do it.
I know I'm gonna do it.
You got this, Captain.
You got this.
Captain, I'm scared.
Well.
I can fucking see a thing.
I'm scared too.
You're not supposed to say that.
I'm not scared.
Thank you.
I believe you, Captain.
Thank you.
I don't.
Just kidding.
I'll go with you.
Look, no hands.
Chill.
I just can't.
All right, all right.
I can't see anything, but that's okay.
I think the runway is probably over here.
What if you burst it through some clouds and on the other side?
Eventually we're going to burst it.
We just saw Godzilla.
So, Chad, being in the clouds like this is extremely disorienting, because you can't
see anything.
I don't know what the visibility is.
I don't know how to fly in this every day.
Yeah, we're a little low.
Yeah, they fly in this every day, but typically at this point, what's the visibility?
Is this a captive?
Oh, it's one-third statue mile?
Okay, that's, I don't even know.
What does that mean, Chad?
I don't know I don't know I don't know what's that your limitation was that I don't know I have no idea
okay
Chat I hope I hope we can see the run. I'm not seeing color ship at this point
Okay, I mean
Where's the runway at chat?
Whoa, we're less than a thousand feet in there. I don't know how's it this fuck I don't know I
Don't know I don't know yes. It's very possible
We're 300 feet.
A 200 feet.
Sync rake.
Oh, shit.
Sync rake.
Light slope.
I am.
I'm just winging it.
I cannot see shit.
But we're over the runway.
We're over the runway.
How do you know?
Because we're on top of it.
Sync rake.
Pull up.
Pull up, Captain.
I got it.
Sink rake.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Did you do it?
Yeah.
How?
I don't know.
How?
I don't know.
I said why?
Oh, fuck.
Damn it.
You are right.
I fucking had it.
I think you thought you were honest with me.
Yo.
That is bullshit.
I thought I had it.
You did have that shit.
I swear to God, I had it.
No.
All right, y'all.
We are at time.
Good try, Captain.
We are at time.
Good try, Captain.
We are at time.
We're at time, Shaq.
We are at time, ladies and gentlemen.
I hope you enjoyed.
Can I give a shout out to the facility?
I don't know if they want that.
Do they want that?
They want that.
OK, we shout out to, they post on Instagram, right?
All the time.
It's South Coast?
Yeah, this is South Coast simulation.
You can rent this simulator if you wanted to.
How much?
I don't even know if I can't disclose the prices.
But if you got to ask,
if I wanted to buy one of these,
how much of these simulators?
Oh, four million?
I've been telling people 20 million the whole time.
So, but I brand new one, 20 million.
This is, okay.
So brand new one, 20 million.
This one about $4 million.
Four to $7 million.
Damn.
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the epic content weekend between your age and Austin
show.
Chad, did you enjoy your weekend?
What an amazing time.
Amazing time.
We had an amazing time.
We went to the hood.
To the hood.
Right?
We went to drag brunch.
We went to, we watched Super Bowl.
We flew a fucking airplane.
We went to Wawa.
We flew a fucking airplane.
What's my fucking house?
My dogs?
at your dogs, Rob, but I think we're your parents
over at your house.
Yeah.
Rob met his parents, your parents.
Yep.
We had a great time.
But it won't be the last.
I'm sure we will be.
And Rage is going to follow me on Instagram.
Yes, I'm going to follow him on Instagram.
I'll follow him on Instagram.
I've been just following you like a bitch with no return.
I can't.
No, not like a bitch.
I've been following him like a bitch with no follow back,
like a fan.
Well, I'm a fan.
After this stream, I got you.
Okay, I got you.
Yeah?
I got you.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching.
Love you, Yannis.
Love you guys, and we're gonna go sleep.
Like a fucking baby.
Separately.
Like a fucking baby gang.
Yeah.
Wait, is there a way when this stream ends,
you don't cut mine off, you switch to another ingest,
and I talk to them outside real quick?
Yeah, I'm sure they won't.
Yeah, I don't mind.
Yeah, whatever, whatever.
I'll cut mine, and then, I don't know how is that,
How does that work?
You just outsure yourself?
Okay.
I'll tell you when, I'll tell you when.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
if you're, I will, I'm gonna take probably
a couple of days off, not too many.
I've gotta go to Los Angeles.
I'm gonna film the Fear Am podcast,
but I will be back home soon.
I'm doing a Gator stream February 21st
with Hasan and Will.
I need to check with Will, but I hope that date works.
It works for Hasan.
The Gator stream has been rescheduled on February 21st.
We have casted an entire crew of homosexuals
or straight people that they're gonna have to determine
in person if they're gay or straight.
I'm gonna sit on the beach tomorrow in Miami.
Look at it. Enjoy yourself. Relax.
I'm gonna smoke some oregano.
And enjoy myself.
But thanks to South Coast Simulation for letting us do this.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Awesome time with you, man.
Hey, what a nice, nice chat.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
And I appreciate all of you accepting me and accepting my friends and
especially at Dragbrunch.
No, and your community too, gang.
They were accepting of us.
Of course, they loved you.
And they actually just slid a lot of people.
I was saying, I'm a new rage viewer.
Yeah, see?
That's because of you.
Yeah, see?
Hell yeah, man.
Of course.
Yeah, no, they're amazing.
And this is really cool.
We get to show our communities other sides of Twitch.
So, all right, y'all, I'm going to end my stream rage is going to keep his going when he goes outside.
He's going to end out there.
So, all right, y'all, he's out from Florida.
Take care, y'all.
Oh, did he end it?
I didn't do that.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Uh, actually,
uh, you don't have any.
So nobody's doing so.
Can I do it like a VRB screen?
Uh, yeah, but we are basically right.
Do we why don't you just why don't you just hold the camera down while you walk through the place?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Okay.
Wait, wait, what?
Oh, for rage?
Yeah, so he can get outside. Okay, is that am I live anymore? Okay, so, okay, so it can go live for.
Okay, it'll go black if anything. All right. All right, chat.
I think we're probably still live.
you
I'm sure we'll stop back over here.
Are y'all here?
Chat y'all here?
Are y'all here?
If you hear me, tell one of you hear me.
Yep, you landed that motherfucker?
Yes, I landed that motherfucker.
Landed that motherfucker.
How was that, Jack?
How was that?
How was it?
Damn, that was, I ain't gonna lie.
This weekend gang, I don't know.
Did this feel different?
I experienced shit I've never done before in my life.
I never thought I'd ever do a gang.
Put to the drag, drag brunch.
Brought Austin to the fucking hood
and flew him off a fucking airplane gang.
And two of them was in one day.
Yeah, you feel fucking drinking
the most out of a nigga's mouth.
Feel me?
Chad, W fucking streams.
I already know.
Yo, Chad, I ain't even got a reiterate.
You know the bullshit, gang.
We know the real, they know the bullshit.
But Chad, that ass, thank y'all gang.
Y'all a lot in this collab.
Like y'all a lot in, bro.
They dead at Austin, dead at Offstream talking to me
about how like appreciative he is of y'all niggas, bro.
No troll gang.
Y'all really showed up this weekend.
No cap.
And I love y'all niggas for that, bro.
I was a little nervous at how y'all was gonna receive it.
You feel me?
And how niggas gonna take it.
Me, I wasn't nervous doing like anything for real,
but I was more so nervous how y'all was gonna,
you feel me?
And y'all were perfect.
And I love y'all niggas for life, man.
I love y'all fucking niggas, you stupid ass bum ass niggas.
But I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
This is a 12 hour stream.
I'm tired, gang.
And I got drunk and hot in a string, gang.
I am done.
My energy levels are depleted.
I need to go home and sleep for the next 24 hours, bro.
So y'all not gonna see me tomorrow.
But yeah, I do have some shit cooking up with Austin.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say what it is.
And it's not nothing gay, even though I know y'all don't care.
It's actually the opposite.
Use your all-noggins.
All right, dog-chat.
I'm about to get the fuck up on the hot air.
I'm gonna take one day off.
Is that fine?
Can I take one day off, little niggas?
I'ma see you on social media.
And I saw y'all niggas ratioin' niggas on Twitter.
What's up with y'all niggas, you fuckin' demons?
My fuckin' demons, nigga.
I'ma see you on Tuesday though, all right?
Um, I'ma try to fit in a Patreon
probably tomorrow or something like that.
Um, but we have a lot of shit coming, gang.
A lot of shit coming.
We about to go on a little run on Little Street.
Yeah, yeah, we about to go on a little run.
It's about to be fun these next couple of weeks.
About to be real fucking fun, gang.
But uh, I love you all niggas for life.
Thank you for supporting me.
Thank you for just viewing.
Sub in, type in, follow em, whatever.
Anything, hang in, I don't give a fuck.
I love y'all now, I'm see y'all on the flip.
Stay safe, go goon, take a shit, go to sleep,
eat some food, go to the fuckin' gym,
bed yourself, just on the bed of yourself.
I'ma holla at y'all, all right?
Look at the fuckin' air, call in.