you
Even the app because I can't eat no view early. I don't know why
We good. I'm staying up too late, right?
Did this nigga just breathe?
Early a strange beyond if you like the earlier streams or like the 8 p.m.
Like what what notification are you more than let me click it an 8 p.m. A
12 p.m. Or like a 3 p.m.
What are you most likely clicking 12358?
Yeah, hold on.
Let me see a poll real quick.
Let me see a poll.
12358.
If you could choose any time from your age, dammit,
to be like no throne of life, or any stripper that you like.
What's your favorite light?
You feel me?
What do you see yourself like just doing nothing
and clicking on a string?
Let me see your poll, mods.
Do we got mods in this bitch?
All right, baby, we got mods.
We got mods.
We got my I knew it was going to be five.
I knew it was going to be five.
Because I play about all the time when I was off of college or school or school.
I always tell myself watching OSN or something.
It was like five, six p.m. every time.
My p.m. straight up out of work.
Most convenient time was good regular hat.
It was perfect
By today perfect
It's 8 p.m. You right now
And you got worse
No
No, I'm not in LA bro. No
Five I got nothing to do
What's going on today? Let's see if y'all know what's happening in the stream today.
What's happening in the stream today?
Cooking. Why are we cooking though?
I gotta see if y'all really finish it. Why are we cooking?
It's a pot quiz. It's a pot quiz.
You know, you don't know who we are too for a little bit.
Mega's talking about teeth was an old star.
It was ADE, an old star.
Yeah.
Well, that's an old stuff.
That's in the east.
And old.
To sell.
Losers competition, OK?
Jada paid attention.
Mayish paid attention.
Bates said, I like that shit.
He's a politician, Maya.
I like that shit.
OK, y'all pay attention.
I'll pay to see who's Al-Qa-A-K.
But as you know, Julia or a dad, I'm
going to have a secondary chef with you.
You feel me?
I'm a little bit of a better cook than them,
so they might be underling of me.
You doing all that?
Would y'all know that?
There's not very many who string with that cook better than me.
There's not very many.
What's true is the cook better than me, you think?
Be honest.
What's your music they could better?
Not gonna lie if Marty was a guy she'd probably get like five wedgies from range by now
You know it's crazy. I can't know exactly what I don't know was probably saying game. No cap
How did snow with allergies come to your house before Kai?
That's that's color that I know I haven't been to my house jay
I'm streaming that kind of the miles. Can you even cook?
Come on
You know, I can fucking cook yeah
Wait Max was in the sign-in acting music video with V's yo, I can't listen to that song no more
Tell us in the number one.
PBL, you're ruining it.
I'm glad that's gonna be hard.
I didn't know that again.
You don't cook.
How do you think I made it out to survive college?
Boking.
Counting my macros.
Can't eat my mama food.
I don't know what the hell macros,
she got her pot of Haitian food again?
Can't, can't eat new it.
Ramen?
Every night I was cooking chicken breast,
it's a rice, that was by B&B's or some pasta.
It's the positive easiest thing in the world,
cause I haven't taught that.
Chad, why is every girl first meal,
they learn how to cook in some Alfredo game?
That's like the standard girl B and B's.
Is it true that these breath stinks?
There's been allegations.
Bro, you're fucking, bro, those are trolls, man.
It's easy and good, that's a fact, actual fact?
Yo, yo, every girl you first start talking with,
when you were like calling shit, you're like,
don't you think it's all Fredo?
Hey, I know how to all Fredo.
All Fredo good as fuck.
I love all Fredo, dude.
I love all Fredo.
You Mike, yo, you haven't been in the street
for like two weeks, huh?
Chet, I don't care what y'all say to a car.
I like no beard.
I don't care, bro.
It's like y'all can see me.
Like this is me, that's my face.
When I got the beard, I can't see me for real.
The new mic sucks.
Is the new mic ass?
Y'all suckin' that game.
I'm the Yeti Demon.
They say the Yeti's so fuckin' shit.
Echo unlimited BDGess game.
Echo's fuckin' swag.
I was gonna echo as a dick game.
I haven't seen the Echo in 20 years.
20 years, fuckin' Echo, nigga.
What?
Raise your head scruffy scruffy your bag. I don't know bruh
I don't know but that's your heart. I thought what you for knowing a dog. You will know her again. You'll fucking know her nigga
But look that's enough yet. Yeah
We gotta bring special against me. No cat
Why don't you're laughing?
How mad would he be the zombie apocalypse here right now and the
That is a beautiful question. Say it again for me. I want to hear you say this one.
What? How mad would you be if the zombie apocalypse hit right now and the sisters in
Coulton is your survival group, Amal? Fuck you, niggas, cook.
You know what's crazy? Who do you think will be the most valuable sister in that situation?
Who's going to be the most valuable sister in that situation again?
Maury, bro, they all useless game, I don't know, bro, Kat will probably be the least
yet loose list because I feel like she's a complain the least all three of them will
be bitching and complaining and moaning and crying.
Colton gonna be useful. Me and Colton. Me and Colton gonna be comp. You feel me?
Page is the most useful. How the fuck would Page be the most useful?
What the fuck Page gonna do?
I'm already gonna get y'all killed.
I didn't see that.
Is she a girl scout?
I don't know where she's taking girl scout.
Wait, you taking girl scout?
Snow, oh yeah, so the snow's go, the snow's cooked, man.
What happens when you run out of inhaled fluid,
like oxygen?
What the fuck snow doing in the zombie apocalypse
and there's no more oxygen in her shit?
You know what I'd be afraid of?
What if a zombie apocalypse happens right now and I loop in my context?
Like, let's say, boom, shit just explodes.
Like glasses on my homey right now, glasses on the bathroom.
Boom.
Now I gotta survive a context after like a day.
My shit dried up, now I'm blind.
Now I'm fucking blind.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Julia?
Who's Julia?
Who's that?
What are you talking about?
I don't know who that is.
Julia put it in her title.
Who is Julia and what does she put in her title?
I don't know what y'all,
it's spamming something crazy right now.
I don't know the meaning of this.
Uh, y'all.
Y'all.
Yo, they keep saying, I don't know what they say about Chad.
They say something like, something similar.
Police!
Oh, shit!
Police! Hold up!
Oh, Chad, get to the police!
Get to the police!
Da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Hi, Chad!
It's not a game!
No!
What happened?
Are you?
I'm good!
Hi, Chad!
Yeah, no, no, look.
You can pick whatever chair you want.
Oh, you got choices out here.
I have two of these at my house.
You got two of these?
I'll get you one more.
One more.
Yeah?
You got a choice?
Hello?
Yes, that is Julia.
That is me.
It's me.
Me, Julia.
What's up, gang?
What's up, man?
How you been?
I saw how you did.
Punch me.
I almost did.
I got hate threads last time I got them.
Oh, I ain't got a lot of them.
OK.
Last time I was on the car, I wasn't on the lap.
Neither whether the fuck am I, you got me fucked up, you ducking, instead of the sloth.
Okay, okay.
That's Gengar.
He'll be tight when I knock you down.
Why is the GTS there with so much bass?
You're right here, bro.
Look, wait!
What?
What are you about to-
She has a Gengar attack!
I can't- test my leg like that.
That fucking swag.
Sweet.
Sweet swag.
Yeah, a little bit.
Jack, Gengar's right here, so I'll fucking cry.
I'll have to fucking cry.
Why is his butt leaking out?
What?
I think they're talking about you, Rage, not Gengar.
No, that's not a problem.
Yo, that's not a problem.
Those are the fucking covers you don't fucking read.
No, it just stood out.
You understand what I'm saying?
He got a pussy.
See, that's just funny.
No, see, that's not me, though.
He's talking about Gengar.
Gengar got a pussy.
Look, y'all don't fucking slay.
Y'all don't fucking slay right there.
Y'all are fucking pussy.
You see it?
Check.
That's a gang-git, that's a gang-goosey.
Gang-goosey.
So look, we don't got no beef or nothing, right?
There's been no clips of you talking shit or me talking shit, right?
No, there's a me talking shit.
Get ready, Julia, to carry this ugly ass nigger he can't cook for shit,
so now I know he reeks of shit, too.
Okay, those are mutated for the rest of this stream.
There's so much bass.
There's Brian.
Brian!
Brian Budoz!
How about Brian Budoz?
Like, something is?
He gets it.
Also, hi, my chat.
I see you guys.
Hello!
Hi, it's your chest.
It was cool to be with you.
You'll be nice.
Wait.
Hold on.
Why do you have all these people tapped up?
Because all my friends.
What do you mean?
I mean, where's my chat?
Where am I?
This is our first, second time streaming together.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm only at the end.
Oh, look, you are there!
Hold on.
Pull me to the fucking front, though.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, fuck okay, but you're not last you're buying senator
Yeah
It was with you and
That's it. I'm gonna tell her about it. I can't remember
You fucking during the your cosplay stream you sat in the goddamn car and you said you what my ass? Oh
That's okay. That's okay guys. I want your ass
I was speaking deredicly in like the cooking taco shit
I know but that's what I was talking about. What you thought I was talking about. Oh, you thought I was talking about like beat your ass
I was pausing that's what you did. No, that's not what I was talking about. What is this?
What is this, chef? Oh, yeah, this is what she outs you. I'll see for what though?
I was prepared to tell him like, hey, I can do something like me for like the old
I don't believe that.
I'm gonna tweet me up the thing a little bit.
If you could spar with him, that would be so great.
I don't believe it.
He could be like a few good punks.
Because he's lost shit.
Okay, okay, to be fair though, it's fucking scimitar.
You can't believe a word this scowl fucking says.
She's a fucking liar.
You talk about how he beat me up.
I said nothing about you. You can't talk about what we even talked about.
You know what you said? He's a weird girl.
I don't want to snitch, Rob, never snitch.
Julie, you didn't say anything right.
I would be the fuck out of Julia.
OK, I never said anything wrong.
You did say that.
No, no, no, no.
I said I'd be the fuck out of you cooking.
Anything else is cat pee.
No, no, Julia.
I don't give a fuck.
Kill Julia?
You think I'm fucking out of kill you?
The motherfucker fucked this motherfucker off the worst for me.
You can't listen to her?
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure I saw the clip.
This is not your friend.
I'm telling you, this is not your friend.
She's you.
I almost remember you looked a little different, too.
You looked a little bigger up top, you know?
Wait, I love playboy. What are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?
Is it the wrong clip?
What are you talking about?
I had bitties.
I had bitties what? I ain't had no bitties?
Is that from a different stream?
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, there it is. Oh, that's a different stream. Or is that the same one?
That's a...wait, it might be...no, no, it's the same one.
But it's fucking photoshopped. I swear on my life.
That is fake.
I swear on my life is fake.
I saw the photo!
Don't get into fake face-to-photoshop photo!
But I have to this is the same yes, I have the hair because you have to cut it for all these
Bro, wait, wait, so if you want to play it as it is real. It's not a real picture. I promise you
Oh my god, I'm like
Show I'm falling for AI. You're not even the only one just have the thousands of motherfuckers coming to see this shit
And then I went to a fucking drag brunch. I don't think I'm like extra game
The fuck I mean you weren't the wits not
No, but they cut the William.
She had to cut it, you know what I mean?
Oh, fuck her.
Yo, yo, do you know what your mission is today?
Oh my god!
What? Why'd you say oh my god?
You're range poggers.
What are you doing?
You're range O.T.K.
No, I'm saying that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What the hell's it bringing to it?
No one does it, dude.
It's T.K. range.
This is how I'm fucking rigged tonight.
Sorry, who are you?
I'm just ass.
Charlie's the champ.
You're TK!
Oh my god.
Sorry.
You're fake ass emotions, K.
What are you doing?
It's not like I'd be excited.
You're saying, oh my god.
Are you an OTK?
I feel like everybody in Austin is from OTK.
See, that's where people get confused.
I'm and associates.
So y'all are just like, y'all know OTK and just like, this is your friends and shit.
What?
Yo.
I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,
So y'all, oh y'all are just like, just, y'all know what you're doing, just like,
missing friends and shit.
What?
Yo, today, we are doing, um, um, what do we, do you know what we're doing today?
I think we're baking.
We're baking.
Yeah!
What do you know who we're breaking baking with, where any of the beaters ask them to
But I get the clear for my daughter in that full year, which is like June or July or something like that.
You can spar, I can beat your ass dead. But right now what I do with that, what I do with better that day.
You know, I don't think you could like grapple with me if we made a hundred. I don't even want to throw punches at you.
I feel like that's gonna, you feel me? But you can't wrestle with me. You can't wrestle with me.
I don't need to.
What do you mean you don't need to?
I don't need to.
What do you mean you don't need to?
What does that mean?
I don't need to.
What would you do?
What'd you do?
I'll kick the shit out of you.
Okay, kick it.
That's illegal.
Right there.
That's illegal though.
You can't kick it.
What are we talking about boxing?
Oh, shit.
Can't kick an MMA game.
Yeah.
We'll do some more thigh.
Hold on.
Kick it.
The kick's hurt though.
Kick's hurt.
Kick his ass.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to say it's good now.
What's good?
You mean?
No, it's not fucking good.
Are you lying to me?
It's a squat yet.
I can smile a little bit.
I can't jump properly yet.
Come on.
Okay, so me and you in the next boxing don't because if you break your leg
How does my lord love?
You even got that you even loose your fit step back
Do a little outfit check. I got my PJs on today. I got my PJs foot PJs. I
Got the birdberry PJs home. They're the product product sleepy sleepy slippers on you know say I got a white beard
I can pull up the pull the bus
I like that.
My, my, my manly ass laugh?
You ever, you ever think about why they call them white feeders?
That's kind of crazy, remember?
Why do they call them white feeders?
Wasn't there more than that?
Why do they call them white feeders?
Did he get an old friend that used to beat them up like, beat them up?
I think so, to be honest.
What do you want?
Chad, what's the history behind life beaters?
Wife beaters.
Because life beaters were them.
That don't even make you like, bro, that's bad.
That's like bad PR though, like, like, why did we
let that rock though?
Yes, Trillipart.
Use your brain on this one.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown wasn't wearing a white beater when he did the thing.
A dat wears them.
A dat doesn't beat his life.
He doesn't beat his life.
Beaters are named because they give you a free range of motion for both forehand and backhand
I just got your rage
First of all
How do you like the Florida air?
Oh my god, it's beautiful here. It's fucking beautiful. There's actually green shit here.
What the fuck? There's no green shit in Texas? It's all burnt.
Bro, we got palm trees and clear skies and she gave me a Florida P.R.A.
Can I tell you what the fuck happened to me today?
I cannot travel without something done happening to me, right?
What happened to you today?
So, I get off the airplane.
Y'all sleep until 2 p.m. so I'm the only one who's like that.
You still have the voice.
That's my voice!
What the fuck does that mean?
That's just not fake.
That is real.
It's just not fake, but it's real.
Look at y'all like that.
That's so, it's so calm.
You can be like a voice actor.
I don't think so.
I kinda have a Squidward voice.
No you don't.
I, I sound like I'm nasal.
No you don't.
She has like a little ass to her brush her real voice actor.
Okay, continue the story.
Okay.
So I land and you know the fuckers like to sleep till 2 p.m.
So I'm like 8, 3, 3, I land at 11 o'clock.
I'm a go exploring.
I'm hungry, I'm gonna get some lunch.
So I googled the, I googled the, not, not nicest,
but like most appetizing looking restaurant
nearest the airport, right?
It's called yacht.
And I said, look, that sounds fancy.
I'm gonna get me a little fish, a little fish dish.
Mother, I show up in an Uber and it's a full gated.
You need a membership club.
And then I, and the, the person checking us in,
he's like, um, do you have a pass?
And I said, oh yeah, that's some rich people.
I said, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I said I'm from Texas. I just want some food. I just googled this restaurant. He said you're only gonna come here to eat
I said, I swear
I don't know
Well, I walk into this little restaurant
But I pulled into a restaurant for private yacht owners where they come and park their yachts and eat on it
Yeah, so this is the city of Florida
Like a lot of people who live on they both live on a yacht
They they will travel through Florida on a yacht and they pull up to the back of the restaurant on a yacht
Yes, and they get, yes, and then I saw y'alls coming,
like parking like cars.
And I'm sitting there, I look like a homeless person.
But you ate.
Oh, hell yeah, I fucking ate.
What did you eat?
I had a little tuna tartar tower.
Ooh, big bag.
A little flat bread, a little magarita.
What the fuck?
With some of the heen on the lamb.
Oh, what a hot!
But the thing is, nobody was under the age of 60.
Oh, yeah.
And then everybody had a certain complexion, you know?
Did you get hit on by any old men?
Oh, hell no.
I did not match.
And then he suited that he's out there again.
Well then I realized, so at the end,
I'm like, I'm just gonna do my makeup here
before I come over.
Okay, yeah.
And so I tell the lady, I'm like,
can I just sit here and do my makeup,
and do I need to go to the bar or something?
She's like, no, go sit,
I was like, okay, I don't wanna take one of your tables.
And I told her, I was like,
oh, I gotta get ready for work.
I put the fuck out of my shirt.
I'm gonna go stream,
if you're ready for me.
Okay, work, this is work.
Yes, I'm gonna get work.
Hey, work, work.
I gotta do my makeup for work.
And then I realized that all these people looking at me,
I'm just like this, this young, young girl
sitting in the corner by herself.
I think probably that was escort.
Oh my god, no, no, no, that is.
I'm not gonna call it sugar daddy.
You want, that's exactly why I just hit her on her.
Cause they probably thought like,
yo, she out here scouting or something.
Yes.
That's crazy.
And then I had to, then I had to take her to the loaage.
I had to walk them out to get picked up by the Uber.
Cause oh yeah, they should be gated and shit.
Yeah.
Okay, but you had a good breakfast.
You had a good little lunch.
You had a little exercise.
Little experience.
Do you know what I'm saying?
A little hooker extort?
Okay, so listen, Jack.
I mean, my sister's over.
Do you know what I'm saying?
And I got them to do bake sale.
Them to do the bake sale?
Yeah, they're cooking.
They're cooking for me.
It's my way to get them cooking.
On the front, you get someone to do that?
I said I'll get them some fucking shoes,
some Ricco and some Balenciaga,
and they'll just fucking cook.
I want them cooking the whole goddamn day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna lose my, I'm gonna lose my one of three outfits.
I'm just kidding.
What?
You're not part of the fucking kitchen.
I'm sorry, shit, I'm sorry, baby.
No, no, no, yeah, you're gonna help them, babe.
I'll get my ass in that kitchen.
Yes, you are gonna get your ass in that kitchen.
You're gonna help them cook so we can make some money
and sell them fucking big goods.
You see what I'm saying?
Oh, okay.
And they gonna play basketball against each other.
I'm just making them do, I'm just making them do anything.
Look, this is what they get.
Look, it's not going to marty.
They're making s'mores and banana pudding cupcakes.
Oh, banana pudding cupcakes.
Is that hard?
Banana pudding and cupcakes.
I don't think I've ever had one of those.
I don't think I'm going to taste it.
That's not my vibe.
You don't like banana pudding?
I don't like bananas.
What?
What did you say?
It's so zesty.
It's not zesty.
You just hit by it.
I don't like bananas.
Like, I think about it like a banana.
Like a mushy brown...
Rage, you don't have to pretend anymore.
We all know.
We all know what?
What do we know?
Bananas are delicious.
No, I don't...
Wait, wait, what the fuck do you mean?
I don't have to pretend.
What do you even see when you're in there, game?
Why do they say we tweet?
You're a game.
I don't like fucking bananas, game.
And if I did like bananas, I'd be eating them with swag.
You know, I'd break the bitches up like this.
I ain't never been to shit.
Sorry, I'm sorry, sir.
Wait, what?
Can we answer it?
Yeah, answer it. Fuck.
Hello?
Hi, this is Crystal with full work exterminating all the people-
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, is that your exterminator?
What? No!
They don't have an exterminator.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, what you doing?
Oh, sorry, friend.
Yeah, that's a little.
Yeah, oh yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
they're making banana pudding, cupcakes, smores cookies.
Okay, that's hard.
I love smores cookies.
Do you think these are the ones we want to make?
That's pretty intermediate, pretty up there.
Page and cat, Rice Krispies with M&Ms.
I love Rice Chris.
Yeah.
So here we are.
Hi, son.
Hey, what's good?
What's good?
Hello.
Hi, little kids.
Hello.
Hi.
Hey, son.
Hi, son.
Hey, son.
Hi, son.
Hey, son.
Hi, son.
It was just a few hours ago, man.
We missed you.
Jesus.
Is that me?
Hello?
That means hello.
Jesus.
My goodness.
These are my sisters.
You know what I'm saying?
We are going to be there right now.
What?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Shut your mouth.
Oh, hold on.
She's on the hard side.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
We're going to stop.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you could let one of my dogs out, let him fucking beg for it in here, but I'm a damn dang little like this.
I get you what you look at.
You're a fucking bad.
That's crazy.
Listen, Mr. Dosh was in the club.
I can read my chat too.
You said what?
Sit in the club, fucking read my chat.
Sit in the club?
What are you talking about?
Sit in the club, fucking read my chat.
Yeah, I'm not.
Get on the chat.
You know, how do I- I'm not doing that shit.
Call the chat!
Yeah, oh yeah, we feel good cause.
Hey, hey.
Don't do it, don't drink.
I mean, no, no, too fucking bad, too bad.
Don't talk!
Woo, woo!
Don't talk!
Can you hear me?
Can we give this a laugh with us, please?
We need to share chats, because our chats are moving too fast.
We need, like, right just to try to balance our size.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right.
Not much moves on here.
I was gonna say, I was thinking, I was in the middle of a thought, just what is going on?
We call it cause it loves this shit.
I only have 17 words right now.
It loves this shit.
It's a boy.
Let's carry this shit.
My chat's moving too fast right now.
Okay, why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
No, somebody said something funny there.
Mommy, mom said something funny.
Don't say anything funny.
Somebody said somebody shouldn't do anything.
I'm going to be fast, too.
Wait, our chats are moving too fast.
You don't want me to join your chat.
It's going to drama me.
I'm going to talk to you, too.
Guys, we're moving too fast.
We're moving too fast.
Phase looks kind of different.
It's a breath.
Yeah.
You start hearing the voices.
Somebody already sent you his notes.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
Did y'all sleep well?
What time are you on to bed?
What time did y'all go to sleep?
I went to bed at five, I was just so excited.
I couldn't go to sleep.
Four.
I was being mad.
I don't remember where to find the phone.
I couldn't go to sleep till 9 AM.
I had to meet my dictapost.
I was just so excited.
Wait, I've been my dictapost.
OK.
You guys should be able to go to sleep.
I need to go to sleep.
I have.
I don't need my dictapost.
Wait, hold on.
What?
I can't find it.
I'm just going to lie to the location.
Wait, go to sleep.
I'm sick.
Me and Paige can't get away from that.
We can't go to sleep.
I already got as much BTS tickets and a MacBook.
Alright, let the clock show you.
I already got a MacBook.
Good choice.
Oh yeah.
Let the clock show you.
He didn't even know we were in the front of the booth.
Let the get in my book.
Uh, that's not the eye.
No, it's getting his clogged shoes.
That's the only thing I wear.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you're getting your fucking shoes.
Wait, wait, wait.
I also have a Diana match coming up and if I win that...
Can I join?
Where are we?
Yes.
Am I in?
Across the line.
In my...
Oh, this chat's about to blow up.
Marry so swag.
Oh, God, I did.
You want to join?
We have money.
It's not her.
We're not.
I have to promote it to my desktop.
Hey, don't be collage.
No, no, no, no.
We can chat.
Stroke him.
No, no, no, not Marry.
Not Mar...
Don't laugh at that.
Sorry.
I'm sugar.
Can you make the camera focus?
What the fuck is that?
Camera, my body.
Can you get the camera focus?
It's just bloody heat.
Do you want to have my side of the map?
Wait, what is that?
Wait, did you poison it?
Why do you want to give it to me so bad?
That is so funny.
That is that bridge.
I thought that it was a pregnant girl.
I'd be fine as shit.
It's a recent issue.
Wait, turn around.
Yeah, I'd be fine as shit.
You would be so on this, you're up to nothing for me.
I'd be fine as shit.
I don't want to fuck your musty dad.
He's gonna stop being so proud of us.
Shit.
That's cat.
You would have a fictitious,
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
It's fine, Tom, we go.
No, Chad, if you don't want to see it,
you can have a fish.
Chad just really doesn't want to see it.
It's not.
This is straight.
What did you say about a fish pussy?
I feel like if Chad had a pussy,
that he'd be wiping from like back to front, you know?
I didn't.
That's what I said about the tap water.
I feel like a lot of you guys have like,
stinky, like poopy balls.
I just don't like them at all.
Don't use a bidet.
I use a bidet.
Me?
What do you mean?
I have a lot of music.
Just to sit and look cool.
You don't use your bidet?
You don't even have a bidet!
You don't even have a bidet to get to that phone.
You actually don't have a bidet. I'm a rich.
I have two bidets in my bathroom. What are you talking about?
What do you need double bidets for?
No, what is this one girl doing?
Double bidet.
Yo, yo.
I didn't know you were here.
They're saying someone called that name.
Wait, are you on my name?
Yeah, that's my name.
How about you, I'm gonna use it to help her get ready.
That's not what I'm gonna do, she won't dare you.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What?
She's got one mic, and it works.
But listen, listen.
Yup, we need some order in this fucking house today.
What are we gonna order?
We're gonna order something?
I think we're gonna order something.
Yo, catch me.
No, what?
What's wrong?
I'm not in the organization!
Shut up!
Thank you so much for the rain.
Woo!
Thank you.
You did a great job eating all those balls.
Thank you.
They'll be ready.
Shout out, Kaji.
You're ready for the raw shrimp.
So look.
We're going to need some order.
Not too order. We're going to need some order.
Order.
In this fucking house today.
You got a lot to cook today.
Listen.
Wait, why are you tricking us to cook for you?
Let's fuck the other.
I'm not.
No, because they're like, OK, let's make the woman cook for me.
But this guy's has a challenge.
So they can win something out at the end of the day.
Let me get free, like, big goods.
That's not what I'm doing.
Are you crazy?
He wants free stuff.
That would be fucking misogynist.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.
That'd be fucking crazy to do that.
I'm not doing that.
This is for the betterment of Broward County
because you're going to cook for them.
I'm gonna buy you a drink.
Hey, y'all are getting the money.
We're getting the money.
And y'all are getting the money.
Oh, yeah!
But, we need some direction in this fucking kitchen.
So I bought a long thing of this.
Julia K.
Oh!
Oh, what?
She was rocking that towards me in a snow cone.
No, we just had a good year's break.
No!
We just had a good year's break.
All right, chat.
Wait, where's the fucking, I just flashed y'all.
Y'all think I don't remember anything for the last 50 seconds.
Listen, listen, we need some direction in order of this kitchen.
So I brought along Julia, Kansas, as the main head chef today.
She's gonna be directing y'all what to do.
So what kind of reason do you just stand by?
I'm excited.
Every head chef, if you don't know, has a little, like, manager under the assistant.
Has a restaurant that probably takes all their sales
and runs them out of business because they do better than them, yeah.
No, what I'm saying is, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
That's cute.
They wanted to wear it.
You guys are so cute with the little hat on.
No, they're so cute.
A sous chef.
Every head chef has an assistant, so I also can tell you what the fuck to do with them.
I'm the fucking kid.
You're an assistant chef.
You're an assistant chef?
Wait, you're an assistant chef.
Wait, what's the sushi?
You just whisper.
What's the sushi?
Sushi.
He brought it to me.
Is he the same guy that makes some sugar and flour yesterday?
He's five years old.
No, y'all told me to get flour.
No, he said sugar.
I said sugar.
Yeah, he did grab flour.
What if the roll was sushi?
I never used it like that.
You can't even word sushi, and you don't know what a sushi is.
Sushi?
Do you know what's the sauce?
I said the end is like, it's like, it's like, it's fine.
You can't cook in this.
What do you mean?
We got chef's shit for you too, Dan.
You can wear a set for me.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
No, wait a minute.
I'm not going to wear a shirt here.
What the fuck do you mean?
That's just too big.
I'm going to get my set of jackets.
All y'all got a set of jackets on you.
No, what y'all talking about?
Hey, the jackets have like her name, like engraved.
That would be cool.
Oh.
He does not have another wife.
He's too grown.
Yeah, he's not.
He's not.
What the fuck?
I'll take this in.
My food's here.
No, I'm not.
I said.
You're a fool to hear.
No, I don't know.
I didn't eat breakfast earlier.
Yeah, do you want half of my rap? I have a salmon rap. It's really yummy.
How about all you motherfuckers get the fuck out go eat and when I don't eat I come out and we start getting ready to cook.
Wait, I didn't eat.
Wait, no, come come you eat with us.
Yeah, no cap.
We're gonna fill my thing.
Colton!
Or I can sprinkle food in here.
Do you feel bitter in your throat?
Oh, it's really, it's so clean in here.
Actually, it's good.
It's just, I feel like the order feels good.
She's allergic to dogs.
She pisses you off, just let clean out.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm pretty impressed with her.
Right now, I'm not.
Or put a lot of peanut cream on her.
Oh, I'll bring my food to you.
I'll bring my food.
OK.
Woo!
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's good.
I love Vietnam.
Question of the week.
Can I sit here?
Sorry.
Me?
No.
My food too.
Lolo, call 10, bring the fucking camera.
We're not eating in here.
There's no table or nothing here.
Give her the fucking camera.
Oh.
Yeah, put that shit on.
But I'm excited.
Put that fucking shit on.
Put it in the face of the chat.
I just want to give it to you.
Shout out to Jason.
Thank you.
You brought us here.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Me?
Oh, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
You guys are amazing.
Yo, shout out to Jason.
You got the drugs out of me?
Yeah.
I think this was for you, she's using a bad name.
Oh, hmm, I need some of this.
Can I actually sit here so he can eat this?
Oh, never mind.
Hey, you can put it on your lap.
No, it's something that can mess you in.
I already messed up my pants yesterday,
and things like that.
WP?
I can make chef things right.
I don't know, that makes sense.
Yeah, I'd laugh more.
Wait, that's what you're talking about.
But they actually look better.
They're bad expensive.
Oh, are they?
Yeah.
They just get so dirty.
I'll put this on when we ready, Jack.
I don't need my fucking food.
Eating his shit.
Fuck.
It's so sorry.
No, no, no, no.
What the?
I'm just kidding.
We talking about the big wing?
Yeah.
Shot, shot, fucking chicken.
Wait, this shit looks tough.
Wait, shot, be honest, go look at that.
How are you motherfuckers getting food?
Why don't y'all eat?
I ain't still eating now.
I didn't eat either.
I just got to be taking from your food
that y'all making.
What?
Bro, they got a hell of vanilla wafers, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, look at the brand of money.
Dude, Aimee, my car is so cool.
He's not excited.
Last night, Aimee, I was like, they're not going to need all these fruity pebbles.
Yeah, so if I knew you'd use the S tickets, then.
Good.
We look so cool.
We actually look cool.
I don't know where our skirt anymore.
We're about to get the man.
We're going back to our room's page.
I gotta do the...
What?
We're going to our room alone.
Yeah, and then get on over here.
You get it.
I get it.
You go.
How does it happen if we burn your kitchen down?
Yo.
I don't care.
Do we have to sign a contract?
I will put your hair in the fire again.
Your hair will get burned.
I will let Credon go ask.
I gotta think about what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna just spam the R word next to her.
Aw man, that's not nice to do. Please just stay uncomfortable.
That's such a pity.
What does Mari hate, chat?
I gotta find a punishment for Mari so she'll be scared. I have to burn my house down.
Tell her she can't goon anymore.
Mmmmmmmmm.
I'm gonna ask a question.
Y'all see the new discord stuff?
Woooo!
That made me realize how much people are doing it on discord.
Wait, what?
Do you want the base recognition?
Oh yeah!
Yeah, you can use it.
But it's only for like the uh, the adult
We did these?
Chalice?
It's for the goon or chalice
Some of us did
Huh
Wait
I didn't realize how many people
Why didn't you want like, what's the, what do you mean face, oh face to join the
So, so to make sure that you're 18 over 18
Oh that's a good idea because people get groomed on discord
It's true though
Cause that server game, do you know how many fucking
Bro
Shit that be going on discord is bad again
You may have orgies on discord
You may not have a discord kitten
Like a discord kitten
I was just like
You never had a discord kitten
Why are you talking like that?
Cause that's how they talk
What was the discord kitten?
A discord kitten!
What was the discord kitten?
Like an ego
You are the discord kitten
Like a top
E-girl
That's cute
Oh, it's a e-girl.
Yeah, like, but like, I had a girlfriend.
When I had a girlfriend, I had a few evidences and shit.
No, you didn't.
What?
You have to say that.
I told you, you got a ban on Twitch for a GTA e-sec.
Oh, you did say that.
Talking about girlfriend.
Your freaking resume is crazy.
You're all up and doing it.
I'm playing child.
I'm joking.
They remember.
I'm joking.
All right, I did get a ban for that, though.
Wait, is that so close to life?
Probably.
No you don't.
Who is my chat here?
He's live.
Get out of the door!
Hi guys!
Check it out.
They're released.
20 girlfriend, zero family.
My god, you didn't even need a roofster run by girls right now.
One girlfriend, what are you talking about?
You didn't even have a roofster run by girls right now.
Wait, who was your girlfriend?
It's like an old-time girl.
I said no!
I want to know for five years.
Yeah, I saw it, it's so weird that you actually didn't know what was it, that's crazy.
It wasn't like, it was on the internet or anything.
Wait, so what you do to her to make her leave?
Ah, like, I ain't never lived, like, you know, watch your mouth, man.
I got a fucking question.
So, cookies!
I love banana cookies!
I mean, I love your brain!
Yo, cookies!
What is your favorite dessert here?
What do you think of the bus?
Of all of us?
Yeah, if we have time too, I don't know.
We gotta figure out something.
Why did you put...
Wait, wait, wait.
You just deleted the whole thing.
I just sent protein.
You've got to force the fuckin'...
We're gonna figure out something maybe that we go cook a baby.
Gotta make some brownies.
That's a bit...
Ooh, look, we got brownies on here, right?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait!
So these are what we're making.
Okay, I'm done.
They're making you're just supervising director them and I am of course
So we
It's not about the judges about the people that buy it never come up tomorrow at the park and try to buy your shit
They said that shit was discussed or it's asked
You're not gonna go sales if you know if there's any fucking embarrassing and I get your fucking shoes
Or let them beat that I get to the chat for it for a big nah
I know a lot of my chest gonna pull up. I know you
Surely I have chatters in Florida
No, why are you fucking get that all the different shut the fucking part down as impossible y'all don't got no food for that shit
We're gonna run the park. Oh, yeah, we're random civilians. Yeah, don't buy it. They just pull up everybody that part
We buy that shit
Cookie with apple and cinnamon on it
about your apple cinnamon
Oh, I don't know
Is it opium?
Yo, that, is that, is that fog?
That's not fucking fog
Wait, is that fuzz soup?
Maple apple soup
This is fuzz better than ramen
Yo, I don't keep doing my fuzz
A vermicely red fog
I don't know
It depends on the day
Some days are fud, I like that
Some days are fud day
It's a, I like fud looking when I'm sick, though
If it's a light hangover, it's fud
Wait, no, no, it's the opposite
It's a light hangover, it's raw man.
If it's heavy, you gotta go with F.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
F is better when I'm sick than when I'm raw.
It is.
It's healing.
I just have F for one time now.
I'm gonna put it in the ruffle.
Russell, shut the fuck up.
Oh, fucking judge.
What do you have right now?
I'm gonna put it in the ruffle.
Oh, put the ruffian in the ruffle.
I thought we were gonna run into girls enough.
So they've been staring.
We've been looking right at each other.
They've been staring right here the whole time.
That's why I'm not alone.
Yo, sweep back over here real quick
until they do it this way.
Oh my god.
No way they were looking at your little fish.
Yo, that's no crazy.
There's no way I saw it.
It was that one.
I was still on this because some of them swapped over to the other.
You're breaking the immersion.
What's wrong with you?
Get out of here.
Why did you guys stop going to you?
Get out of here.
That's what my job is.
Hey!
You're a cameraman.
You're not supposed to talk.
Alright, shut the fuck up.
Aw.
Some of you are my friends.
That's so much fun.
I'm not gonna do that to you, I'm so sorry.
It's only me who can't make the first hit.
It's the saddest desire I've ever had.
I know.
If you guys want to get on with him and you need me, that's fun.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You made him laugh.
I like that shit. He gets off that shit.
Yeah, he saw it. He said, he said,
I'm gonna go sit in the corner.
Oh, no, he's looking at you.
He's looking at you.
What?
Yeah.
He pulls him into a low.
He's going back to the base.
I'm coaching James with Cop 45
That's cool
That's Cop 45
I know what you're talking about
The song
Cop 45
That's really weird
What's your fucking share?
Oh, wait
You're fucking lying
Wait bro
I want you to tally up every time that happens, please
Today I need to keep counting
Because like oh my gosh
What?
It happens so much
What?
It's just projectiles on my head.
No, you just spit all over the place.
You just spit all when you talk.
I didn't even look at it one time today.
What are you talking about?
You hand over to me for one second
and still projectile on my left eye.
You're imagining this.
No, I'm not.
You're imagining this.
You're not there with spitty glue.
I'm not going to talk.
You didn't spend a week with Silky,
so you think that it is still spitting on you, gang?
No.
That PTSD.
No, no, you're spitty ray.
You're spitty ray.
My watch came out so white.
Yo, why are you still...
Yo, gray!
Yo, get the fucking dog, gang.
Oh, I saw that one. I did write it because I yell though. I didn't even feel it on you see you don't know it hit here
Like do your mouth is just so wet all the time
No, yes, I fucking salmon bro
Stop on gagging.
Read with your soul.
Thank you so much.
Can I have two?
You're going to raise two girls.
She's also going to have one.
You look so beautiful though.
No, I'm kidding, Chad.
I don't want slow Murray's breath.
You still talking about Murray's breath?
Yes you do.
I see you with fucking eyes.
These are actually calm, bro.
Oh, wait, can I have one?
Yeah.
Can I get one?
Yeah.
My pedophile guitar teacher used to give me one after every lesson.
Do you think?
Or a pedophile?
Yeah, so he used to crack my back.
Your guitar teacher grabbed your back and took him down?
He used to like squeeze like, you see, he could crack my back like this.
And he got arrested for being a pedophile.
What?
I'm sorry.
You're the only teacher who has a pedophile.
No, my guitar is some say.
He talked me though.
I think he's just like little boys, little white boys.
Oh, I've heard a guitar story before.
Yeah
It's like crazy
First okay, I feel like a set on my I don't wanna repeat
Say it, please!
Chat, which one should we say?
I'm gonna see if I feel good. I can't.
I'll start.
You can start.
When I was in elementary school, my biological father dropped me off the airport and left me.
Whoa!
What?
Would you help?
Uh, what was I like?
I don't know, like, six?
Okay, seriously, like, six or seven?
No, I'm so serious.
I thought I was a five or six.
Wait, that's so sad.
You know, so crazy.
Did he pick you back up now?
Did you ever come back?
Have you ever seen him since?
Never.
Wait, let's go get him!
Wait, who? We're supposed to go trauma.
Okay, now your turn.
Look, I got it.
Chad, which one should we give him?
But what's Ima buy for you? I want for every vibe.
Just hurry up.
Family vibe, a girl vibe.
Girl, girl, girl.
Oh, which one?
Um, okay, we could do the wait you got
When you nutted it wait when I know that what?
Torjain
Why are you not with the torjain?
Jeff neighbor or Jeff driveway car
girlfriend neighbor or girlfriend driveway car
I want to give a nut one uh there's no nothing about nuts
Yo, what is this joke?
Okay, what about the sleeveless trauma?
How about that?
Driveway?
Okay, driveway one was I caught a nigga on my team
fingering my bitch in her driveway.
No!
Are you serious?
What'd you do?
Tell me you killed him.
You know what?
I'm my second fight.
You know what I do?
I saw that.
What?
So you're walking.
And her pants came on.
I called the police.
You're walking, right?
And you see it reenacted.
Looks like yourself.
No.
Dude, no.
No, you're not doing it!
Where's what?
Like, like...
Like I'm getting finger-brained on the finger-
Yes, yes, go, go, go.
No, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Why don't we wait for everybody here?
No!
Why's he getting...
Yeah.
Doh, gay!
I'm gonna get a suckle punch, bro!
I'm gonna bash that fucking car in,
I'm gonna pop it all the time.
No!
Bash him in his head, gay.
I saw he saw something.
That's bad.
Yeah, that's bad.
That's pretty bad.
So wait, what'd you do to the girl?
He took your-
Whoa!
Bro, stop it, I'm not going to lie.
We need a filter.
I got it.
The next day though, her parents had to come over
and she had to sit down on her mom's basic corner
and slugged and asked me to forgive her.
Really?
I was like, what the fuck?
Those are weird shit.
I was like, I'd sit down at the table.
Please excuse my sluggy dog.
I was like, what?
Please.
Just a sluggy dog.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
When was it?
How old were you?
Shit, 18.
I was 18.
Now I was 18 and at the neighbor one was I was like 20.
What's the name?
I'm 19, I'm 20.
Neighbor one was, oh my God, Christmas Day.
Well, do your thing.
Oh my God.
I mean, Christmas Eve, I dropped off the gifts
and the bearded dragon because she wanted to fuck Liz,
whatever it is, baby.
I dropped her off and I had a call from her neighbor
and she, her job shows up.
She worked at the telephone, whatever shit,
and she babysat her neighbor's J.
And the neighbor calls me and he's like,
yo, are you so-and-so?
I was like, yeah, she's like, so-and-so
Not who she says she is.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
She's like, she's like, she's been fucking my husband
whenever he comes, whenever she comes to babysit my kid
and I hid in the closet and I caught him fucking.
I came out and beat her ass and made her fuck me too.
What?
What the fuck?
And she said, you know, the evidence of patient
I skirt back, turn back, pull it to her house, take my shit,
be yelling, be arguing.
What?
I got it.
I'm standing in the arena, I'm locked on the story.
Can you repeat that?
That's not real, bro.
Did we get that last sentence?
She was recording that shit.
What?
Yeah, that shit was bad, bro.
What the hell?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What happened at the end?
Oh my god.
I think, I think.
Well, she didn't tell me that they had a threesome in that moment.
It was like later I found out why she had a threesome.
But she like fucked.
It was the weirdest shit ever, bro.
What the hell, fuck?
Yeah.
And every time I tell the story, I get a,
I don't know how she sees these clips.
She will text me about it.
Like, you still talking about this?
Get over it.
I'm like, yo.
Oh my god.
You know what you gotta do you gotta like you gotta fuck the next guy she needs
Talk about the nut story which not story okay wait can I ask you a question a long time ago?
This has to be like at least a year ago
What was it you that have?
Are they talking about the nut clip where you're talking about?
I want to know that I don't have faith, time, night, what the fuck?
What are you talking about?
It's where you're talking about it.
They have the first one.
George, you have the most?
What?
What are you talking about?
Okay.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Was it the clip that you prefer to stand or something like that?
I prefer to stand and do it to the what?
Okay, never mind.
Wrong person!
Wrong clan!
I've never standed doing what?
Who is that?
What are you talking about?
So, uh, Snow, are you ready for the next one?
Am I traumatized?
Yes.
Um, well, I see, there's not much...what's...
Not anything.
There's not much crazy shit.
Wait, you're talking about the flying peacock and I, when I'm naked, I jump off the dresser
and I try to lay this out of it.
I've never heard of that.
Oh, wait, what is it?
You've never did that in your life.
Yeah, it's flying peacock.
I don't know what's wrong with that.
Wait, wait, wait.
I guess the crazy thing is, I just, I know peanuts almost died.
Mmm.
That's strong.
I'm not scared.
You're gonna throw clothes and nothing like this?
Other allergies do you have.
I'm definitely allergic to nuts.
Dogs are not bad, it's just bad.
But dogs are scared of really bad asthma and like weeds and shit.
How old were you when you had the peanut thing?
I was two when I found the legit.
And then one time I got really high.
OK, one time I was really high, right?
And I went to get some snacks.
How old were you?
19.
How about?
I went to get some snacks.
And I got a fruit, I got like a fruit loop bar.
I'm like, well, this is fruit loops.
Like a safe on fruit pound nuts in it.
So I'm really high.
I'm just fucking up the fruit loop bar.
And then I read it, says, these are nuts, peanuts,
peanuts, I'm like mad fried.
So I go up to my mom, like crying to my mom,
I'm like, no, my e-nuts, no, my e-nuts.
And I'm just like, hi, shit.
Yo, and you were hiding that face the worst game.
I was so hot too.
Oh my god.
I don't know why the stuff, I'm very puny now
to go to the earth.
Oh.
You tell that, that's like the worst.
Wait, does that hurt?
No, because it was like scared to go out there.
You're also trying not to die.
I'm scared.
OK, but have you ever seen it?
Have you been out fast of shoes?
No.
I've seen this before.
It's like all this liquid.
Do you guys know how fast it works?
Yes, it does.
It overwhelms your system, so you have to go to the hospital after you do an epi-pen because it makes your system have something to distract itself on.
So it's attacking the nuts, it's attacking the epi-pen. So if you can't just do an epi-pen, you have to do the epi-pen and go to the hospital because once the epi-pen wears off, you're allergic to nuts again.
Oh, that's what I lost for 20 years.
This is my day.
That's my story.
Hey, you're so scary.
Thank you.
You're scary.
He's party kid.
Why does somebody say that if that's on period?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to be in a scary situation.
Oh, it's harder to explain.
I want to wait to say some of this for my draw of my life.
Yeah, don't waste a comp one.
I mean, I always say this, but my guy left me when I was two.
But then he came back when I was like six or seven.
That's why I was like gonna be like oh like he like he came back around this you know same time
I just took him like four years to get some though. Yeah. Yeah, he went he went all the way back to Mexico and then he came back
ethnicity
My dad's Mexican. I was black
Hey, I'm by good combo. I'm by right
Shit
Mexican
Okay, well I like Mexican food that's not like you know like mainstream
I don't really care for like Tex-Mex and like that bullshit and I like street
Give me some
I never had I don't like text next text next it's so fucking like it's brain rot food
So text mess I like it, but it's like probably by I
love it compared to
Mexican
Yo, turn cat but she'll be running drills of shit. She's gonna say something about about the ox
My dad, I thought my dad was living a second life.
He had a miscarriage.
Why are you saying he black isn't he?
Black men she.
Black men she is.
My dad is along with my mom, but he's with my stepmom and he has like three kids with her.
Barely.
Like two years ago he confessed to me that he was actually seeing another woman for like
two and a half years and he has a kid with her that I never knew of.
What?
So he double cheated.
I got to sit in the auto round mat.
Where are you from?
You come here?
Wait, is that Ford?
Yeah.
Nah, she has a sped-ass human error.
Bro, it's so rare to see people with like two parent households.
Yeah, it still exists.
Like that shit does not exist.
Yo, when all my homies, we all moved in the same neighborhood and it was four years
old.
All of our parents were together.
By the time we were 10, none of our parents were there.
By the time we're 10, none of our parents were together.
Well, I don't know, by the time we were like, I'd say like,
let's save marriage, guys.
Let's save, guys.
Let's go do marriage.
All we have kids was someone you want to start a family with.
Yeah.
That's who you want to be with for the rest of your life.
That's why I play around and marriage you, OK?
I don't care.
I'll tell you what you like.
I'm not going to laugh when I have like 10 kids.
Like, I want my first set to be twins.
Like, I'm going to, if I don't get my first set of twins,
then I'm going to have another like set.
So if there's like a pill you can take to like...
Hell yeah, I'm a crazy person.
Hello! Oh my gosh, I can't believe this.
Everybody in the chat is gonna get a good vibe.
That's table five. Hello, Renan.
We're five. We're five.
We're five.
You think your community to make good news?
Mari looks like she smell like cheese.
What do I smell like?
I think the vegan guys.
They just smell good today.
They? Yes, they do. I was smelling good, too.
You're like, oh wait, who smelled like that in the chat?
Yeah, she didn't smell the good.
It was just my preference.
Say salmon.
Dude, I think YRG would make good guys.
They would not make a good dad.
No, they would not.
They would not make a good dad.
Would you guys leave your kid or just be a good dad?
I believe you.
A lot of y'all would leave your kid.
I'm not saying to be a good dad.
They're not deaf, these folks.
Which phase member would you be the best dad?
Besides me.
I mean, at least be the best dad based off how he...
The big honey.
Yes.
Oh, he's mom's dad puppy so much.
That boy sent that puppy to the shadow room.
That puppy's not with him no more.
What? That dog ever took care of me?
Listen, I don't know, but I was about to ask.
I was like, where's the puppy?
Wait, Shadow, where is Lacey's puppy?
I know, he still has his dog.
And that's one dog.
Imagine the fucking title of the game.
You're 10 dogs.
There are three allegations.
What?
I know it don't.
I don't smell like anything.
That's kind of like a bad thing,
Like a bad thing
Because I was just fucking eating apples and drinking red bulls
That's a diet
Oh my gosh, you're not swallowing
What are they gonna say that?
I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
who's saying that, I swear, who's saying that?
No one.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is in general.
I never answered that problem.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Randy, what's your trauma?
Yeah, what's your trauma?
Okay, do you guys want homeless lore or dad lore?
Oh, yes, we gotta love dad.
Dad, dad, dad, dad, because I'm gonna do dad.
Oh, I love, I mean.
Dad.
Yeah, do dad.
I don't even have a homeless.
Do both, do both.
I got both.
Give us the trick, give us both, yeah.
Give us the trick.
Woo!
Okay so, well my dad left when I was three, he cheated on my mom.
And basically, we had a visitation every what's up, damn.
That was so bad!
No, no, no, that's not right.
I just always went like the child's one.
That was her.
No, no, no!
That was my dad.
And then, he asked a visitation and he would see us every Christmas Eve.
So I gave him my Christmas Eve dress and he was supposed to pick us up at the police station.
So, me and my brother, we waited at the police station room to make a supper, Christmas Eve!
And then we sit there, we sit there, we sit there, and he never showed up.
Damn!
That's actually so fucked up.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
Um, and then, uh, um...
I also haven't seen him in like, 12 years.
By the way, that day was the last time we saw him.
TGS, bro, I think you can't go on one knee growing, 15, 9, 6, 7, you were...
Oh my gosh, you just realized we're enough now.
It's for a while, bruh.
Oh!
Wait, why do you keep talking like, oh my gosh.
I'm gonna be laughing all these months for this 30 and single and fucking wash the fuck up
if you have no kids
Okay first of all, I'm like the oldest one in here
Which one is your dog?
I turned 28 in March
No, I'm 28
You're 29
I'm 98 and a half
It's almost August
I'm excited
I'm excited to get older
Listen, what's the worst that happens when you get older as a woman?
Men leave you alone.
They leave you alone.
No!
No, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I've been saying this.
They will never leave you alone again.
They will talk like this on the internet.
In real life, they don't...
no matter what age you are, they're cat-plunging.
That is true.
I have a dream.
I have a dream to one day be that really annoying neighbor that like makes food for the neighbor
and is possibly gonna bring you...
That's not annoying.
That sounds fun.
I'm ready to retire.
What the fuck?
I love that story.
I want to be I want to be on teeth. Yeah
Generally all things will be the best parents both gone
And on the least day or part of this is when it was winter in Illinois
You have to sleep in the car sometimes and I would always get really upset
We had to sleep in the car
So you wake up really cool and you start the car to turn the heater on so that you
Not freeze
Wait, so how did you get out below it someone out this
Like what do you actually help like what
Yeah
When you go to sleep, you're gonna like take care of your baby.
Spread good days.
Yeah.
Not a person.
Yeah.
Nah, she forgot who they are.
She don't have the concept of doing that.
But are you switching up on them?
I don't.
The person, you be like, no!
You're not gonna switch up on them.
You don't even have their number anymore, girl.
I'm just switching up on all my day ones.
Okay, all right.
You don't have to switch up.
They switch up on you.
I do.
They do switch up on you.
I do.
That is crazy.
That's good facts right there.
Oh!
And for Christmas one time, all I know is that I'm not gonna switch up on you.
That's good facts right there.
Oh!
And for Christmas one time, all I got was a little whiteboard from Walgreens, because that's all we did.
No.
Because I said, oh I want a little whiteboard, so I get a little whiteboard.
Oh, that's sweet.
Who watched it?
My mom.
You said your mom.
Yeah.
I'm your mom.
It wasn't my wife.
I'm your mom.
I like that.
No, that's not true.
If you see a nigga do that shit, yo, what are you talking about?
Only like over 25.
No, only girls engage in this initiative.
I like to intentionally change from this to this, because I knew I was a little old.
Or this.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Why are you saying this to me?
Why are you saying why are you thinking? How did you get that through?
What is this?
It's so hard. Oh, why are you nigga?
I do this at the police station.
You know someone's in my community, Emma Sheepman Boy?
Aww.
I fucking seen him, I think.
So far, I love Emma Sheepman Boy.
Oh my goodness. Hey, why are you nigga?
Can I get me some subs?
I'd be seeing those dudes in the heavyweight row.
Why are you a G-curve all the time?
Hey, then this one, you could better be 10 minimum.
Get that broke-ass shit. Get that broke-ass shit out of here.
Call in this one.
You better be goddess!
Come on, Sam.
I don't know. I don't know.
I have not been tripping out.
I don't want to say it.
Why do they say, I don't want to say it so bad.
No, I don't like it.
I'm sitting here chilling.
No, there's not one thing.
I don't want to say it.
Now, who do you think you're going to say,
more Paige or snow card?
Or Julia?
Really? Say what?
Nothing.
Nobody.
Ready call?
Everybody.
I know you won't say it, I don't say it.
No, no, she'll be itching, no, she'll be itching.
She doesn't itch, no, I don't...
I don't have a single itch to say it.
Yeah.
That's right.
We got some food to cook.
Everybody's shot to first, I guess.
What?
We got some more fucking food to cook and more fucking house.
We got some more destruction, this bitch.
I got a little order!
I got a little order and a quarter!
And I still got a nigga to shot, pull me over!
Ah!
Ow.
Yeah, you guys, this is our version of Cookin' in Pate,
God damn you, deep man.
Honestly, it's so cold and you've never been
in a kitchen in her life.
Yes, I have.
Yo, shut your eyes up.
You've never been in a kitchen.
Hang on, stop fighting.
Yo, check my cooking video.
Check my cooking video.
Wait, I saw you cooking.
Make me a damn sandwich!
I like that, Marty.
It's all right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm doing Josh RP.
Make me a damn sandwich, whore!
What?
OK, the whore is, I don't call one whore.
Whore, whore.
That's how you say it, just like that.
Just like that.
Oh shit, I'm on a diet.
What is it?
Is there food for me?
It's the first one.
Okay.
All right.
Everybody's faultin' us, right?
What is it?
There's one kitchen.
No, it's the only kitchen.
There's one oven.
How are we gonna cook two cooks?
One winner.
Wait, if there's one oven,
can't you like put multiple things in there?
No, because things need different temperatures.
It's like.
You're gonna figure it out.
Okay.
You're gonna figure it out.
We're gonna figure it out.
We're woman and we know how to cook.
Yes, yes, y'all know y'all.
I hold so.
Yeah.
You wanna keep your fuckin' boys right?
Yeah.
They're fuckin' out of being that fuckin' kid.
Oh, my boyfriend be cookin'.
Yo, I gotta have a talk with him.
Hey, why would you talk to him?
You see, he's submitting.
Wait, you said she wants you to know how to cook?
No, I'm not.
So that she can act like your boyfriend?
I have a high-pitched voice.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Come on, hey, hey, I ain't done.
When's the last time you built some shit?
Oh!
I built a car last month on screen.
I built a fuckin' car, Julia.
Last time I checked it was Jake and Bake!
Mmm!
Motherfucker, Jake and Bake, nothing.
I fucking, I fucking built that motherfucker.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Why do you think all these hangers there?
I built another closet, another room,
and you say, thank you.
What is this?
I got a personal note, personal note.
Yo, we've not talking business.
I'm ready to take two brocks, I can just wear your lines.
I don't even know this.
Wait.
Yeah, I'm trying to do this.
This is the most interesting stance I've never seen before.
No, those are mad games.
What?
Those are good.
Yo, where the fuck are you going right now?
Why are you quiet eating, bro?
Come on, you just ate.
You want some?
She be eating.
I like that.
I'm gonna eat her.
That's why she's dead.
That's why I beat her.
Ow.
Make a trap.
Oh, that's so good.
That's such a good idea.
Let's do that.
We're going to put the channel to TV.
TV
Oh, yeah, it is Marge just told me to get on my side. Oh, you're not on anybody's side
Oh, you're just helping everybody
Okay, I need to get a bean.
Okay.
I like, I like cat and pages.
I really like them.
I like their energy.
I like the synergy.
Huh?
What?
You need an apple!
Huh?
You need an apple?
That's our apple for the recipe!
What are you talking about?
That wasn't my apple basket.
Yeah, that's our recipe!
You bought one apple?
We bought two!
You ate two apples?
Hey, one!
Why don't we order?
What are we doing Paige?
What do we got to do?
What are we doing?
Can you have an apple tree?
What do you mean what?
You're not gonna order fucking apples?
Fucking shit.
I got to order fucking apples.
That's okay.
It's okay.
I don't think I like their tinge.
I don't know.
I don't think I like Paige anymore.
I'm going to ask the question.
Page kind of dresses like she knows how to make.
I don't know how to describe it.
It looks like she's not excited.
I don't know what the fuck a cinnamon cookie is.
But her hair looks like it looks like it.
Actually, okay, so here's my thing.
She has a boyfriend.
I'm assuming he puts her in the kitchen sometimes.
Mari has a boyfriend and she actually likes cooking.
So.
Mari likes cooking.
Okay.
Hey.
I got water.
I ate a lot of his wafers out.
I was supposed to be there.
I'm parsed.
You're parsed.
Go in the fucking pantry and look down on the floor.
Huh?
Go in the fucking pantry.
Good.
That's the pantry.
Whoa, there's a cold water here.
Oh, there's a cold water.
Welcome.
Told you there was a cold water in the fridge.
She's old.
She's a brat.
She's a slow fucking brat.
It seems like she's made a few cookies.
Okay, but speaking of like looks and stuff,
Snow looks like she's made a few other cookies as well.
Yeah, sure.
She might know what she's doing.
It's giving the eyebrows and the hair.
She's like a snooker, like a brought something.
She likes something.
I feel like she'd be good in the sweet department of shit.
Yeah, I agree.
So if I had to buy my money on it,
Team Maury might cook.
But I think I like...
Wait, wait, what are your desserts again?
It's a s'mores cookies and banana cream cookies.
Banana cupcake.
I don't know. I think I'm gonna go with Agent Cat.
Cat has the, you know, I'm really just gonna...
She has the what? She's a fucking hood. She'll have nothing.
She's gonna make fucking ramen noodles and fucking chichis.
She'll have no fucking...
So, Cole looks like a crackhead.
No, she looks like a pothead.
Yeah, she looks like a...
No, no more, yeah.
She looks like a pothead.
It's the biggest hole in the sevens before.
Really?
Look at her, look how cute she is.
I need to do a rainbow reverse stop.
She can watch the six-in-tweets.
Look, sir, fucking deceit.
She's gonna make you do this sort of cookie.
She's gonna be so sweet.
What thing do I do?
She tries.
She kind of saves a lot of money.
Look at her, she's saving the vibes.
Oh, yeah.
That's my dad.
I did!
We have to behave with us this time.
They're taking the bodies.
But what's up with the fat?
I don't think they're making shit.
I don't know.
I don't think they're making shit.
I just need to...
I just need to get right by you fat ass fuck moon.
Damn!
Fuck! You hear?
Hey, where is this fucking little people?
That's not man house.
the fucker. That's a perfect work. Thank you, Paige. Fucking diva. He lives in his own movie 24
days. This is a fucking movie. Dramatic. Fucking diva.
I was gonna say he's making your movie.
What the fuck?
My kitchen.
Exactly. Go watch the dishes, bus boy.
Can you put the stream on TV, please? Appreciate it.
Because so we can, like, easily see it.
Yeah, you gotta wash these first.
Just two sheets.
You gotta fuck y'all not washing it.
We have to cook.
This is...
This is shit.
Fuck, I'm fucking...
No, I'm not doing it.
These are the foxes.
You know, you're just as sweet as a little bean,
And you just, you give me the vibes that you know how to make a mean apple corn bowl.
She's been glazing the whole fucking day.
I tried, I could do something.
Okay, so I'm making Rice Krispie treats, but I'm also making Rice Krispie treats with pretty pebbles.
And one of them is going to be Rice Krispie treats with M&M, so one of them is going to be Rice Krispie treats with pretty...
Okay!
What the...
What is that?
She's so cute.
Hey.
Come on.
You should try it.
No, it's too zesty for me.
Oh, shit.
No.
I know you can do it.
No.
Dude.
This one?
No.
I know.
No.
Okay.
I go.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, wait.
Well, you know, I'm just supervising.
It's the hardest job that we have in the kitchen over here.
Who's this?
Not yours.
Oh, amazing.
Take as many as you want. I don't see how too many.
I don't really feel well anymore.
What the fuck are you eating, motherfucker?
I'm tasting my favorite quality.
Quality can just be delicious.
I baked those.
You didn't bake those.
Rage!
What the fuck are you baking? Why is there so much shit in the fridge?
Oh, thank you, Colin!
Oh, no!
He's saved the day!
You do have a lot of food.
I got more for the kids.
This is my menorah courier.
Preach!
Thank you, bro.
Wait, what? What?
Why should I say a menorah courier?
She had a thing to say because it wasn't very nice.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Which team do you think is going to be the most efficient?
What do you think is gonna make the best food?
Who do you think is just gonna be the MBB team?
See you.
Oh, that's cute.
Isn't that all of the...
Oh cutie of the chat.
Cutie of the chat.
What is that?
I like cutie of the chat.
Cutie of the chat.
Cutie of the chat, cutie of the chat.
I'll make you proud.
Hi cutie.
I'm gonna be very very happy to be here tonight.
She wrote all my name.
Cutie, no I didn't replace you with Julia Kings by the way.
I didn't, I'm sure anything that's cool.
So she's not as cool as you thought.
What'd you say?
I'll just say, cutie, how cool you are to help me out
with the girls and stuff.
It'd really be like a real chef figure to her.
Cutie, make sure that you open a bottle of wine.
Make sure that you are relaxing while watching the stream.
Make sure, because this situation,
itself is probably going to stress you out.
Yeah, yeah, it's probably going to stress you out.
Yeah, just take care of yourself.
I agree.
Yeah.
Mental health first.
I'm going to wash for the best time.
We're washing dishes like a true woman.
I no longer am playing games.
I'm a householder. I'm a householder now, guys.
I think we're going to shit off.
That looks like we're going to be so happy.
By the way, Jeff, thank you for showing
Thank you for showing me every time cutie pops in the way you show up. I like that shit
I'll tell you that often good job
Hey you when I give y'all kisses bruh get tight
I don't want to see no crumbs on my floor
I'll get it
Don't worry, the milk will appear
Wait, you have a freezer or something
Well, this kitchen is already disorganized as hell. I can't run
Oh, are we gonna be tying?
Wait, there's tying?
No, we have no time.
I'm ready to win these we're goings.
I'm gonna be fucked.
Me and Mara are gonna win, bro. That team fucking sucks.
Why is she taking out the Snickers?
Or that's how you clean the shit properly?
Cause I'm a good housewife.
Uh, Mark probably put it for...
Oh, I know how to...
Wait, what's wrong with using your hands?
Brains doesn't have a sponge!
Brains doesn't own sponges.
Hot! Do you have a big sponge?
Hot!
I got a big one.
Hot!
Listen, white people don't use sponges.
White people just wash with their hands.
That's just how it goes.
Hot!
I thought you should do the...
The cupcake first.
That was it, man.
No, it's just harder.
Are you trying to...
You have to mash up a big bottom shell.
You trying to cook some?
Yeah, I gotta make my rice crisps,
because you have to mouth the bottom
of your little food, and then it goes...
Yeah.
Oh, why do people only use their hands?
We don't use wash fries, we don't use sponges.
Just hands.
We just use what God gives us.
They can use regular top sponges.
That's just the culture, bro.
I don't make the rules.
Put it back in there.
Legit.
Go back in there.
No, we don't work on this stove.
I don't think they use anything like this.
Hey, you're rich, you want a gas stove?
You want to have a gas stove?
This?
It says water to a boil in five seconds.
Um, prove it.
Literal five seconds.
No, it doesn't.
One box.
Who doesn't?
Come on.
My drawer's...
It's like...
Can you just grab me a big...
Mark!
I think I need a bottle of water.
Get a little bit of the drawers down here.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, kinda won't be...
I don't know what's gonna happen.
This is your own house and you don't know how to lose your shit.
So, you just made it come in here and do it?
I'm so sorry.
You can't do shit yourself.
I want to sit down.
You tell me who.
I don't know what it did under there.
So, what are you doing?
It was daylight.
What are you doing?
My fucking shit!
That cooked my house every goddamn day!
That's a fucking annoyance!
Wait, wait, wait.
What's the last time you cooked your own meal?
Hey man, that's my teammate, man.
Oh my god, I really make chicken polish on with a death
I thought she was the hog of how I asked her what we were doing
She'll see rated at 9 out of 10. It can't cook better than all you motherfuckers.
Okay, I will say I haven't taste cuties actual like food cooking but I know she bakes good
But I don't know about that food though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know about that food though, QE.
Whoa, and first of all, we had people eat the food.
Colton, Colton, how was that chicken pond?
Be honest.
He's wide.
That's cute.
They say he's a little good.
You guys have different taste buds.
I guess I don't know.
Induction pens.
Is this good?
Yes, it is.
Wait, wait, wait.
I thought we needed to wait.
Oh, no, we're, ooh.
Oh, that's good.
It's like, oh.
They think it's old.
I was at a restaurant.
It was a fake Jamaican restaurant.
White people in the kitchen, everything.
They were in the TikTok, I'm like,
oh my gosh, this place is a Michelin star.
It's the most minted Jamaican food ever, bro.
Really fucking jitter-fied Jamaican food.
Wait, who was cooking this?
White people in the kitchen!
Alright, to be fair, we talk about Caribbean food.
It gotta be the people from there making it.
It's just like it's got a different...
Oh, from Caribbean food.
Now, if I go to a Mexican spot, I don't want to see no black nigger
in there making the Mexican food.
They are to the extent but still fall off the street messy if we like taco truck
They really put a culture in that you know
Don't clear for what
I'm gonna start off by washing my hands.
I don't wash my hands.
You don't wash your hands.
I don't wash my hands.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna start somewhere.
I'm gonna start with a washer in my head.
You'll wash them over here, Paisie.
Oh, more and a half.
Um, Rach?
Yes?
Do you have a bandaid?
A cutie?
I need a bandaid.
A band-aid.
What's the pain?
I can't see because I'm in my wheelchair.
What is the pain thing?
It's talking to face to face.
I can't read for that far.
What does it say culture?
I can't know anything about this.
Probably.
We're still in Tutti's race.
Wait, what if Tutti's not lucky?
How do you know she's lucky?
Mario's time fries.
Stick of fries you bitch!
Fuck!
I'm not lucky.
You bitch! Fuck!
Fuck!
Definition of fries.
Chow.
One, two, three, four, five.
This fries good, let go check.
No I hate it. I hate that meaning.
Yo, fries that.
Fries that.
Yo, fries that.
Fries that.
It's like, that shit's an L.
Paigey needs a bandaid.
Go catch her.
You're doing a great job of caring about that, you're great at doing your thing, you got
the tin can to see.
I just want you to know that you care and keep caring, keep going up high.
Alright?
Know that.
Yup, know that.
Come here, come here, come here, I'll tell you something.
You're caring about your team right now, I'm proud of you.
I need you to keep doing what you're doing, I need you to keep doing what you're doing.
Maybe do the normal thing.
Like, look at the rest of you and you'll know what to do.
Let's go home. Come here real quick.
All right.
He's just saying this, bro.
He's going to school.
You carry him, too, right now.
I know that, bro. Thank you.
I know. Of course not.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just staying in there.
I can do what you want.
Get out of here.
If anyone wants to worry about my why I need a bandaid, it's not a big deal.
It was just like a little injury I had so don't don't stress too much.
I'm gonna be okay.
Thank you guys for looking out for me and...
Oh wait, what is open?
Yeah, I ate them!
We actually ate them!
Oh, my butter.
I want some!
Oh, I haven't had those in so long.
I'm gonna eat them.
Oh, my butter.
I want some!
Oh, I haven't had those in so long.
You know, it's sugar than anything.
Well, I'm on vacation right now.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, but look at all the vitamins.
Vitamins.
Why do they put calcium if there's no calcium in it?
We got nothing.
We got 6% of iron.
Look at the vitamin B12.
Okay.
That's 80% for the day.
Take care about the kids.
Aw, thank you, fruity pebble.
Aw, thanks, fruity pebble.
Thanks, 45.
Not mine.
Thanks, 45.
I know.
I'm talking to the guys.
I don't clean my face.
This was a butter.
Hey, is it weird that we're using TikTok recipes?
I feel like good makers make like they make up their own recipes.
Oh well.
Alright, Chia, I'm going to charge her the frosting.
She gave me one job but can't fuck it up.
I'm in charge of the frosting she gave me one job. We can't fuck it up. Can't fuck it up
All right, I
Don't know how to read though
You know the bullets
We'll see.
I don't think we have to put that out of the box.
It's really creepy.
You're a small market.
That's the other one.
It's okay.
Two sticks of salt and butter.
That's the other one.
Yeah.
Number fucking one.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all.
I have to use this top.
One, two, three.
Do you think somebody will catch on fire?
There's a joint.
I pray to God.
You should make them fight for the oven.
Thank you.
What's that?
I don't know what's happening.
Two sticks of rice.
I don't know what's happening.
No, I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm just here, I'm just ready.
Yeah.
That's okay, I can feed the butter.
All the sugar on the counter.
And I'm smelling the food.
Oh my gosh.
Do we have Pam?
Pam? Like Pam spray?
Yeah, it's like convenience.
I'll tell you.
Seasoning happening.
Oh, I don't know what's on Josh.
He cooks all the time. He said, do I even have a hand?
Wait, where's your glass?
I don't even know.
Why does it have to be glass?
Does it have to be glass? You bougie motherfucker could it be a goddamn bowl?
Hey, you can go to the micro.
Hey, don't go to the micro. It could be a fucking bowl.
I'm gonna go in a microwave this month.
Oh no!
Is something burning?
No!
Where is the butter?
I'll just use butter.
I don't need the pan anymore.
Well fuck it, you gotta put glass in a goddamn microwave game?
Too quick, what cup of flour?
I like what we got going on over here in this kitchen.
Let's feel sexiness.
I have to show you.
It's like you're not even making pasta.
He's just watching over a bunch of woman cooking.
That's what's going on.
Does that look like what's going on?
Whoa.
I'm buttering.
Okay, I need to use this.
Yo, let me know when y'all get some.
Oh, I got it.
I need to use that next.
Oh, no.
Over here.
No, that's okay.
Okay, my...
It's dripping from the ceiling back in.
I'm trying to put plastic in the microwave like what my green says.
Is this plastic?
He said to put it in.
No, it's dripping from the ceiling back in.
Okay.
I wouldn't buy that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Should I just ask for a microwave cover?
I asked for a glass bowl.
It's just...
What's that gonna do with...no.
What?
I said a microwave cover.
How many do you want in there?
No, no, no.
A minute, a minute, a minute.
It's dripping from the ceiling back into the bowl.
back into the bowl, it's getting micro
nutrients
I need you to stay over here because that's going to explode
why are you doing this to explode?
it's going to explode
oh, you talking about the butter?
it's going to pop a little bit
you don't care because you're not the one who has to clean it
I got to pay for it though
now, Julia, you respond with
excuse me, I beg you
no, no, it's not an AIM script
I know I probably, no, no, why did he just do that?
I hate this motherfucker, why'd he do that, gig?
This shit looks like it's gonna blow up.
Like, why is that flashing at me?
Yep, it's been broken for a few years.
Bro, like, you're rich, it's pasting.
No, I like living life like that,
like, it's a challenge to use the mic.
It's so cool, I got to sit 30 every time.
So you never got to buy a second mic or a second?
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'd rather buy another house.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that's what we're gonna do.
Another house over a microwave?
Charlie, no one is done.
I'm gonna puke and then explode!
It popped a little bit.
Wow.
Blood takes you to the glass bowl to put in the microwave.
Look, this is your lesson.
There's microwave bubbles in that glass, you understand me?
No!
Julian, tell me!
You're gonna tell a fucking woman how to cook in her goddamn kitchen?
Yeah!
Yeah, bitch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Shout out to you, Paige and the Chad, like your name.
I said, um...
You're ready!
Slip!
Oh!
I'm sorry I'm busy you'll be chilling right here and so it's ready for you come out you come out
you're doing that I'm gonna put it outside but you chew that's a big-ass ball
I'm ready to use your induction stove all right
I said it to fuck up.
Oh, you need me to hit my fault.
Hit my fault.
How hot can you want it?
Max was 12.
That's not regular.
I'll hit you eight.
Right?
Yeah.
See, it's already sliding.
What?
It's already sliding.
What?
That was actually really fast.
It's calm.
What?
I'm telling you.
What?
I'm telling you.
I thought you had a regular regular electric stove.
No.
And don't shit them!
OOOOOOOOH!
I get it now.
That's tough.
I can't even lie.
Everything I've been washing my fucking hands is every 30 seconds.
God damn it!
Every time I touch them, I gotta wash my hands.
That's good.
Where are you touching them?
Wait, is that the opposite?
Josh, is it only on, like, hot on that eye?
Huh?
Is it only hot on that eye?
Yeah.
She said that.
Butter.
Yeah, yeah.
Butter.
What?
Butter.
I like that idea, Snow Kong. I like that idea.
Oh no. Keep this shit clean.
Hey, you'll always say I'm not doing shit. That's what I got so far.
I'm dead as a chef. I'm a real woman.
Is that Jeff Bonner?
Oh, we're good women.
Why you say that?
Because I'm cooking good.
How else are you going to be happy?
Hey, you're the only sister that get it.
Well, he's got the type of thing.
Call it. I'm going to go home and cook for Collins.
That's all I wanted to see.
So, Collins, why don't I have to bring her here
to teach her that she needs to be cooking for you, man?
I'm going to go cook for you.
Yeah, boom.
Or should we put, we should have it hanging just like these.
I just hang it up. That's good.
Hang it like these.
They're organized.
Yeah.
Keeps it organized.
Right there.
Perfect.
It's breathing, it's breathing.
You can't say no case like my family's.
I can say whatever the fuck I want.
What did you say?
I got the past.
The past to say what?
What'd you say?
Say it with your chest.
I'm saying a woman of beautiful and less fat,
that they had the ability.
They are actually better than many things that men can't do.
That's very true.
You want to say it?
Yeah.
Say something nice about Paige right now.
Wait, oh, say something nice.
What?
You've got to be something.
I love your artistic style.
Oh, that's so good!
You look like an owl.
I don't know what that means.
You know who she kind of reminds me of?
What's that one little furry thing that comes out of the trees in that cartoon?
Goku.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, she like eat bubbles or something like that.
What?
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Well, and what she's doing, she goes, yeah.
She goes back into the bushes.
Oh my gosh!
Herbie?
From Horton Ears, oh!
Yes!
Oh my God!
What's her name?
What does she say?
She says, in my world, everyone eats
rainbows and poops, butterflies.
In my world, everyone eats butterflies and poops,
rainbows, or whatever.
That's what she looked like?
She looked like a furry.
Let me pull up.
It's each rainbow.
Hey!
You look like rainbow.
I think it's very cute I like it
Are we testing the product?
No, we're not testing.
Do you have a plastic spoon?
It doesn't taste good. It's just regular rice crisps.
A plastic spoon?
This one.
I'm gonna take one.
No, get out.
Come here, come here.
It smells good.
I know that cookie.
There's some good shit here.
We're not looking around over here.
around over here we're not fucking around wait they get irritated with like
but they don't like the way I watch stuff really makes them mad I'm fucking
Wash me. I don't know why everyone's so brus. It's fun. There's no fucking sponge
What do you mean?
What is alkaline water?
This is the sink to wash it.
So this is the alkaline water?
So what is this?
Oh my gosh. I mean, yeah, that's the drain so it falls in it, but that's the blue and the red. That's red steaming hot alkaline coffee water.
That's regular blue and just cold alkaline water.
I
Mean I don't even know why
This is not a scene
That you're a man and you're trying to make her life difficult
Like to
I have a problem with my hands in the first place.
Ugh, pissing me off.
You should write here, Cap.
This is where you get up and then down.
If your everything's off, so is that zero?
So that I always don't make sure.
You can't see what's on here, because the house is broken.
I could have got it fixed today.
I bought the house, but I'm like, no.
Couldn't want to shoot it.
I like living with a challenge.
I don't know.
Certain things are just like, cool.
Like every time I go to I know no 30 one minute a minute 30
Yeah, so this is just the 30 and it starts off the rip go
No
Much you want it here for
You got a time in your head that's a mind game I like that shit like oh my god
Stop! Lower! Lower!
That's what I was saying!
It's wine!
Just control it, control it!
No, no, look, wine.
Just blow it! Just blow it!
Yo, why is this shit not fucking fast?
Um, so my raw dog food just delivered
115 pounds, no.
That's fucking serious!
five hundred and fifteen pounds of raw dog food to deliver raw meat and bone
and organ
you see me disappear sometimes you know just pulling shit away
what is this? it's the frosting, it's not that this is the first part so it's this cream together
then I add powdered sugar
okay
what's going on here? what is this?
madness, fucking madness
I have to redo it, I fucked up
that's a very good thing
Hold on, is there, have you seen this technique before?
No.
Sometimes I would just trust the process.
What's the technique you're trying to do
as a hash chef that you...
I don't know, I think that's a new technique.
But I think there's a new technique.
Yes.
You usually put butter on sugar?
Is that like a thing?
Yes, but usually not like rock solid butter.
Yeah, so you think she should have
microwave it a little more?
You made it, probably, yeah.
But now it's stuck in the list.
Yeah.
OK, so what would you do with this situation right here?
Probably microwave it a little bit.
Like how it is now with the sugar in it?
Probably not, but I mean, what's it going to hurt?
I can take the fucking knife and put it through.
I knew it, Chef!
God damn!
Use your brain.
I think this CTS can almost make it through.
Go, go, go, go!
Y'all supposed to be good at this shit.
The fuck?
What is that?
Where is it?
What is that?
Why?
I don't know.
It's in the office. Why?
I don't know.
I wanted to make a secret recipe.
Come here.
Please don't leave me here.
No, come here.
I wanted to put that in front.
No, I'm not gonna give him treats.
Yo, you're so gay, bro.
Is it good?
And I don't even like banana.
That shit is good.
Really?
Banana, banana, like, it's not overbearing, but it's, you taste it.
So we're good women.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all, on some W time right now.
Right now.
They're winning.
It's just hard to reach over there.
go observe cat shit we have mix we
We do that mix?
Oh, yeah.
Paige is doing right over here.
Mari's locked in.
Wait, is it done?
Snow is in the middle of it.
Chocolate!
I'm letting you do it.
With the side preheated.
How do you know what is done preheating?
Where are you?
You're not.
Oh, to be honest.
It doesn't fit.
So when I turn this on, it might be when this turns off.
OK.
But I could be wrong.
It should be a light, but this thing never leaves.
Oh, OK.
I do a millionaire and your shit don't work, that's crazy gosh.
I'm not a great buddy.
You can see like, at least air so it takes forever.
So I would just put it in whenever you're ready for it.
So.
You'll never fully tend to what you want.
So I just got to eye it?
Yeah.
All right.
Miss Julie, can you have me now?
Peele and the Maddie, so that's over snow cold.
Wait, they're actually going to melt.
You're so right.
Wait, they're OK.
They're OK.
Baking is as fine as cooking is in all that.
I'm not very good with baking.
Oh, I like how you went in that.
Some of them Shakespeare in the kitchen, thank you.
Wait, they're doing OK.
I'm going to add more.
Right?
They're not melting.
We'll see.
I think I've got a good mixture right now.
Do you have a pasta dish?
Oh, yeah.
Is this for the banana?
There you go, I made it.
Guys, look how good our banana frosting looks.
Oh my gosh.
Mm!
It looks so good.
Wait!
I mean, um.
Banana frosting.
No, I'm sure it's good.
I'm sure it's really good.
It looks so good.
It looks good.
It's good, right?
You're doing great!
Damn!
Do you have something else?
I'm an empanage?
Wait, are she?
She's like, genuinely good.
No more.
Calm down, it's all right.
I don't like your shit, your shit is fucking disgusting.
No, that's what's on my knees.
Come down, come down.
That's true.
That's true what good food tastes like, cats.
Come here.
And that's what I used to eat, bro.
Oh.
Be like that.
I like when you guys fight, it's self-thrilling.
Yeah, we can fight right now.
I don't see a woman fight.
Yeah, we can fight right now.
What the fuck is going on?
We're not.
It's okay.
Oh no, they are not.
What?
It's okay.
Two, three, four, five.
Yeah, a little color in there.
I mean, I guess it looks really good.
Rainbow res, crispy treats, W branding.
There we go.
Now that Rich had a, Rich learned a lot.
He'll really like the rainbow what's more than used to,
which is nice, it's good.
I wish we could progress.
The next one's I'm gonna put this over here.
Oh, no, no, no.
They're doing pretty good.
They're doing pretty well.
I know, I didn't know.
There will be some of them shifts for shit.
I think they all go for like a dollar each.
We ain't really going to make no profit, so...
Maybe $20, maybe if you're looking.
I have an idea.
Okay.
Me and you, we are the most experienced
and the only blue people here that know how to cook.
I think we should go have it.
Let's make some like cinemas or some shit.
or some shit, or some type of dessert.
Some type of dessert.
Is that flour?
What?
I don't know.
We'll be in a corner somewhere making that shit,
steal some of the supplies, and we can make some shit.
What do you see here that we can make?
And if we don't have nothing, we're
going to have some shit.
But I really want to try to make something
with shit we already have here.
But if we have cocoa powder, what?
We have cocoa powder.
What the fuck is that?
Do you know what cocoa powder is?
Mark!
Have you had a chocolate?
Have you ever had hot cocoa?
Oh.
Cocoa powder?
You talking about hot chocolate powder?
No, not hot chocolate powder.
Holy shit.
They look pretty good.
Do we have cocoa powder or something?
Maybe.
I have a check.
Take a check for me, please.
The only thing about cinnamon or something is they can't...
You gotta make dough.
You gotta let the dough...
So what do you think we should... please.
Some of that fucking cocoa powder.
Oh, that's where you need cocoa powder for?
Yeah, I'm sure we got flour, sugar, and brown sugar.
Just like Julia, Joshua, and JJ Brownies.
Oh my god.
You can touch things that's hard because they're going to know what came from us.
More than a dollar.
More than what the foot needs.
They sound like sugar.
10 bucks a pot.
That's a good profit.
Yeah, we take the temperature.
We can say they're homemade and organic.
Oh my gosh.
It wasn't burnt at all.
What's that?
I don't want to burn so I'm rinsing this one I don't want to get my bandage
They let me be there.
And you don't want to get the basic solutions?
Yeah, you can get all the dry ingredients you want.
Actually, back.
Back.
Can you clean this?
Actually, no.
Granulated.
We should send them on the mission.
They call it correct.
Perfect.
Wait, where's Greg?
He's driving over here.
He's driving over here?
Yeah, he's driving over here.
Oh, okay.
Tell me everything that you think will need for said brownies, and then I have somebody
I don't have a fucking water.
He's out grabbing sugar already.
He can just bring it over here.
What are some things you think we need?
Cocoa powder?
Cocoa powder.
We need flour, sugar, butter.
Butter.
Brown sugar.
But don't they have brown sugar?
We can stay there.
Yeah, you can stay there.
No, they have honey.
So we need brown sugar?
Brown sugar.
Do they have brown sugar in there?
I don't think so.
Brown sugar, cocoa.
Cocoa.
And I think they have baking powder over there.
Yeah.
I saw baking soda this morning.
I think that's it.
That's it?
Unless you want chocolate chips in it?
I'm gonna make the brownie brownie.
Cocoa powder, you fucking idiot.
Okay, baby, baby.
How do you make it like crunchy and shit?
It's just the way you mix it.
All right, baby.
Cocoa powder?
Cocoa powder.
Brown sugar.
We have brown sugar.
Hey.
Okay.
Mmm.
Do you need like dark brown sugar?
So, was that all we need?
Brown sugar.
Yeah, I think so.
Chat, am I missing anything?
This is all we need.
I don't think, I think that's it.
Is he getting it right?
Greg, no, he's in Uber.
He's already in there.
Always already in there, but he's eating, you know what?
We're gonna put this up.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you.
And I think we have plenty.
Do we have butter here?
Yeah, we got plenty.
Are you ready?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so just cocoa powder.
Cocoa powder?
What are you missing?
Oh, no, no, no, no, nothing.
Oh, nothing.
We're making the drinks for everybody.
Oh, like alcoholic drinks?
It's a little drink.
That's nice.
Hey!
Let's make it drink!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey.
You doing all right?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You do it.
I'll do it.
You have to make it.
You do it.
Y'all are doing great. I'm actually so tired helping y'all out right now.
Come on, okay. I'm hungry.
What about water to eat after a dash? I'm starving, bro.
Ugh. If y'all can eat anything right now.
Chipotle? I might fuckin' order some Chipotle right now.
Probably right now.
Probably would, ugh, probably would, ugh.
What do I want to sub?
Do I want a breed or a bull?
Orbeez.
Chinese food.
Oh my God.
Chinese, yo.
I'm more of my food, put her in.
Easy, easy, lemon squeezing.
I'm just grazing at this point I'm just making sure there's so much like shit
everywhere that's okay okay this is like the most
I was just bringing my brother out to do.
Huh?
Oh my god.
Are you hungry by chance?
I've been crazy in there.
Are you hungry? You know what I mean?
I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
I'm about to go to have some food right now.
What about the door to the kitchen?
I was there. I was there. I was there.
Chinese food, Chipotle, something.
Chinese soup is a whole bunch of nuts.
You had a bogey before.
Is that okay? Can I use your bathroom?
Yeah!
Yeah, we can do Chinese too.
Do you want me to try it for you?
Okay, so don't tell him there's no saying yes.
Do you want me to get the bathroom?
No!
See what you're talking about?
No.
Hey, you!
Oh, I'm...
Yeah, I'm...
I feel good.
Not that Gary, you see how fucking...
Oh, fucker, you're talking.
I'm not getting off the floor.
She's not a successful bitch.
She didn't fucking felt this on fucking her job.
Why didn't you like pork stock?
Let's get some Chinese food.
Can you get some sweet and sour chicken?
I like sweet and sour chicken.
Sweet and sour chicken.
We're even, like, a little one-man.
Oh, you are one-man?
One-man with a butt.
I don't know the dishes, but I really know the sugar has been going crazy in the kitchen.
I really like Mari's dish is going to do well.
That's so cold.
It's going to be very well.
And Kat really looks like she's stuck in a chip.
And did you see Pages Rice Krispies?
They look great.
Oh, no.
They look like they're good.
Go get that shit.
Peter!
Ajjajjhjj!
Ajjajjjhjj!
Ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!
I don't think I've ever been like genuinely lost for words
Expect the unexpected Julia
Speak English?
No!
What you said?
Expect the unexpected Julia
Oh expect, oh yes, okay
What's that?
What was that?
Cookies?
Fuck you, aim highscrew cookies.
You gotta hold something right.
Look at her hair.
It's all over her hair.
All right.
I got all the evidence for this.
OK.
Those are some Cisco.
I like the press.
Who said fuck out of here in all that shit?
Fuck you, not fucking.
She not fucking cooking your hair.
That just means I get down.
Fuck.
If a chef ain't getting dirty, are you really chefing for her?
What the fuck is your hair now?
Oh yeah, you might have some hair in the cookie line.
You might have some hair in the cookie line.
Do you mind? Oh, I mean...
Yes, yes, yes, we have to look over the cooking supplies.
I mean cleaning supplies.
Okay, so sometimes we're just gonna challenge you.
We become a separate with a bang.
It comes with jeep bang, it comes with crab rancor.
So, but listen...
Crab rancor!
What I said, we're thinking of y'all
for that shit, that would be cool.
Crab for goons, Crab for goons, Crab for goons.
And then, and you.
She's a max truck, she's a max truck.
Big sale, we'll want you to do like crab,
we're in goons and egg rolls and shit, not bus.
Yeah.
What about next year though?
I'm not hungry, I just ate, so.
Okay, we didn't ask if you were hungry.
She's gonna be a fish.
She's a smoky squad, though.
I need you to click that.
Listen, the sweet inside chicken,
Does it come with the sweet on the chicken?
Yeah, no, no, no, it's on the side.
Okay, so you like it like that?
Yeah.
Okay, bye-bye.
I like it like that.
She working on that.
The sauce on the side.
And then you dip the chicken in.
Yo, sweet salad.
Yo, good fucking help.
Sweet salad.
Yo.
You guys hear the song?
No, I fucking don't.
I was not a soldier.
You just made that up.
It is.
I like it like that.
She working that back.
I don't know how to act.
She's got chicken in the sauce.
Chicken in the sauce.
Chicken in the sauce, chicken in the sauce.
See, that part is the hue made up that part.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting a little fun with that.
Wait, hold on.
Before you leave, which two do you think,
which group do you think is like, conch?
I don't know, they're pretty locked in over there.
They're pretty fucking locked in.
But you know, they just get one at it.
Crispy.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know if I like it, but she's so absorbed in it.
See?
I just realized.
She's being a fucking nosy. That's what I think she is.
We don't have any like piping bags for a record.
Any what?
Piping bags?
What's a piping bag?
Oh, I don't even have any piping bags.
Oh!
That was pretty good.
Oh, is there ziplocs? You can use ziplocs as a piping bag.
There's ziplocs.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, there's ziplocs.
You can put the icing on it.
And you squirt them all over.
Zip, zip, zip, zip.
I should have asked for your chocolate, but it's fine.
You can get him.
I'm actually slightly scared of chocolate.
Why?
I'm not a chocolate chocolate guy, bro.
Basically, I'm grace of the pan.
In case anyone was wondering.
You're not vanilla?
You want like vanilla?
I mean like this.
Like chocolate with a vanilla?
Like, yes.
So you don't like sugar cookies?
I love sugar cookies.
So here you got ice cream tonight, you got vanilla ice cream.
Fuck no.
What the fuck?
Yo, everybody in here, what's up favorite ice cream?
Vanilla!
Chocolate ice cream too.
Dog light.
Mint chocolate ice cream.
You really the dog.
You can only drink vanilla ice cream.
Vanilla, I feel Oreo too though now.
Cookies and cream, we bust them.
Cow.
It's fucking disgusting.
What the fuck? I've never heard somebody say that before.
I wonder if I got the golden ticket
I'm still not over Mari's mint chocolate chip
Let me just brush my teeth and take a bite
No, right? No, I don't use them any once.
All right.
That's amazing.
I don't know, man.
I still can't get past it.
I really can't.
It's almost like when you go, you see a really nice,
far away, you see a nice chocolate chip cookie.
Come here. Come here.
Halton?
Josh?
Julia? Chef Julia?
Yes, ma'am.
Chef Josh. Chef Rach?
They're almost done.
Oh, those are beautiful.
Yeah, she's supposed to cook this fuck.
Uh-huh.
Yo.
What are you doing?
God damn it.
Hey, Sammy.
Give me a point of time, please.
Yeah.
I'm done with these.
I'm going to help you with the cookies now.
OK, babe.
I'm done with these.
I'm done with the boys.
OK.
Done with that.
What you guys doing?
I'm not done with them.
I just want you to crack the egg.
Where?
On your head, bro.
What would you do?
So I could create it right there and umber it right here.
What do you want?
What are you trying to do?
Cancel I don't care fuck that cancel shit
Great
I thought you'd never keep kicking her.
Rashid?
Come here.
You know I'm not gonna say what I said you looked like yesterday.
You're dripping the fucking egg on the floor, fucking so-so?
Did you just wipe your hand on the trash bag, wash your hands?
I didn't.
I put the egg in there.
I put the eggshells in the trash.
Okay, are you next to her?
Yeah.
Oh.
I have a little tension in the kitchen.
Fuck!
I have a little tension in the kitchen.
You got to hold on to nothing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's helping!
I asked for help. I had a problem.
What's up with you and baby shit off the whisk?
Yeah, she has a problem with the whisk.
I'm gonna make sure you're not oh my gosh
oh yes I think it's in the heart of now oh my god all right come on come on
this shit looks like like this is all the food she did man cracker chocolate
the bark of the cookie like goes in it oh my god
I shouldn't have had the chocolate chips.
We might have to start over.
I shouldn't have had the chocolate chips right with the... yeah.
What the...
I was stuck.
What the...
Yeah, we might have to do this no calm.
Okay.
That was a trot no.
We might have to redo this no calm.
Do you want to try?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck is that?
No, no, no, no, no.
I keep stepping on the flowers.
Is that just baking soda?
Such a-
Is that just baking soda instead of sugar?
I don't know.
Flour?
Okay, what I did wrong is, the bowl is really wide, right?
And-
What?
The bowl is really wide.
Oh, what?
Nothing.
What do you think I said?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, the bowl is really wide, and I miss-
Yeah, I put the chocolate just when I was supposed to like wait to put that in
It's okay. We trust the process with the cupcakes doing they look great. I don't know
Yeah, I'm gonna just start over
Wait, wait, wait, I could just wait I might just not be needed
All right, let's buy that.
I'm done.
I stepped on butter.
Look at that fucking butter on the floor.
Fucking jolos.
It's a marshmallow.
All right, let's start over together.
Say Snicker Doodle.
Snicker Doodle.
She says she's in a rearrangement.
What do you have for us?
Stress form here.
That's a, I mean, I feel like it's so wet.
Do you need more sauce?
Maybe, I don't know.
I might put a little bit more.
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Seriously?
Stop, stop, please.
You want me to take a selfie?
Wait, shut me up.
Please, please, please.
Oh, yes.
Shut the behind set.
Behind the set.
What?
You're going to see it.
Come on.
I'm not filling up the pot.
I'm going to soak.
We're all here.
Come here.
Okay.
I'm running out of money.
Three, two, one.
Oh, my God.
Do you want chicken?
No, no, pork.
Oh, my God.
Chicken and pork.
I want chicken.
I want pork.
I like chicken, I mean pork is good too.
Chicken.
I'll stop for a while.
I'm good.
We still haven't ordered yet?
It's not coming out quick.
It should be quick.
It says...
20 minutes.
That's fine.
There's no way they're enjoying it.
20 minutes?
Yes.
That can't be fresh.
Okay, I trust you.
Alright.
I'm gonna burn it.
No, no, no, put it on top of the stove.
What is this?
Cookies.
I've never watched this before.
Low-key though.
Is there anything you can do before...
Too quiet in this fucking kitchen.
I need communication.
Talk.
Sir, yes, sir!
Hey, sir.
Oh, are you there?
But you're...
Before...
How does she get here?
Do we have a...
How the fuck do we need that?
How do we need that?
It's very much a chance of something.
But we don't have any money.
Okay, so we can't start with the brownies without the brownies.
I mean, yeah, I guess.
Yeah, let's look at the area at least.
Yeah, better.
Okay.
Stay still.
Come on.
This is where we're at.
Okay.
Oh, killer!
They're going great.
Thank you.
Where are they going?
I don't know where they're going.
They're going to talk to you.
Put stuff there.
Thank you.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
Can you make that face again?
Come on, do it.
Do it for all the time.
That's! Yes! You got it!
Wait, look over here.
There! Perfect!
Amazing.
Did it hit?
Yeah! I see it.
Okay.
You have to do a great page, you can't do that.
Um...
Page cat needs you, Gary.
Hey, cash is coming.
Page is coming, cat.
I'm sorry, I called you in two minutes.
Just put some music in here.
Okay.
You're going to call me up.
Okay.
To check.
Extract whatever you need to start.
It brings me here.
I'm going to go hide in this corner.
We have to, we have to heat it up.
Okay.
So, you need butter.
Yes.
Butter.
Let's go.
Let's go get some water, let's go get some water, about this thick.
Oh yeah, I don't think I've got enough batter though.
It's going in, it's going in.
Mmm, Red Bull.
Oh wait, I don't have enough batter.
Big buddy, did you make more?
Yeah, did you make more?
You might have to wash it.
I don't know, were you carving an apple?
It's crazy.
I'm so proud of you.
You asked me if I've ever peeled an apple.
I didn't say it.
Didn't finish the sentence.
I just don't want to cut myself on an apple peeler.
It's scary.
I think I was peeling a potato.
I'm a little bit cautious about it.
Yeah, it's okay.
Hey, listen, it's not about the journey.
It's about the destination.
And it will be healed.
And it will get healed.
Trust me. Trust and believe.
I need a measure of this.
Yeah.
This is just a log.
What do you need a measure of this?
Yeah.
Hmm?
This one half-bounds one.
I didn't happen this, I think.
Let's see.
All right.
Join the meeting's first.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
I think you want to run to the park.
Oh, thank you for joining the meeting.
Wait, go ahead.
Behind shot.
I'm coming.
You know what he just do it, I'm not sure.
No worry.
I'm coming.
You like, show up for you?
Oh you're gonna want to dice it.
Dice it.
Excuse me!
Oh god.
Chill.
Do you have a cutting board?
Oh, look.
I got it guys.
I got a big ass thing.
Do you have a cutting board?
Yes.
I'll get cutting boards for you.
Want to get the cutting boards?
I'm so scared right now.
Hello?
Change!
I'm keeping it away!
He loves!
I feel like you're gonna fucking drop on my face.
Well, don't approach me.
Don't approach me.
Cut a board.
It's right there.
In your sink.
Thank you.
I have a different one, but fuck it.
Oh!
Yeah, perfect.
I have a bigger one.
Fuck that.
Look right here.
Perfect, thank you.
I got to steal some sugar.
I got to close Camo.
Camo, must have taken a lot to unlock this one, haha.
You gotta stop to get that knife only.
I hate bad booms in the kitchen.
It's so dangers low.
Huh?
Ha, ha, ha.
You made your check funny.
You gotta give it a throw.
I don't know if that was my check, because it was a grunt.
And they said, low.
Why should I say L-O-L?
That's not my check.
My check is not saying L-O-L.
You don't know L-O-L.
They just shot at someone else.
What?
My check can't say a little L-O-L?
I don't think it's my chat.
My chat don't say LOL, they say LOL.
Oh, wait, what do you guys call your community?
What do you guys call your community?
I call mine the freezer.
Mine the KitKats.
The KitKats MSG, the freezer.
What is yours?
The monkeys?
I honestly couldn't tell you.
What? It's private cheekies?
The primates, primates.
Primates or PPs?
Either one.
So we're in between right now.
We're in between, so we have two options.
We have a popular option which is the Jerkens, the Jerkens, you get it, or even better, you
right? The fourskins. Fourskins, like fourskins, like Star Wars.
Jerkins or the fourskins? We have, you know, my community, we haven't decided yet.
Yes, that is a good option. This is actually a good option. So the butter.
I love your way you do your eyes.
Is that eyeshadow or glitter?
It's eyeliner and glitter and things like that.
Why are they able to do it like you like the glitter part?
I don't know.
You swag it.
I don't know.
You just don't.
She's calm.
I don't know.
I suppose it's kind of timing on mom.
Yeah.
I like that.
And your hair clips are always fashion.
I always got a little hair clip in one or two.
The color is always right.
I liked that shrimp you did with Sakura.
Our style swap?
She was crazy in my style. She hated it.
Yeah, it was actually, I was like freaked out.
I was like, I'm looking at myself.
But I liked the style she gave me.
It was like a different, I like it.
Would you ever dress like that?
It's calm.
It's okay.
It's a good way.
This is what boys do.
Yeah.
So, like, how did it look like?
Later, like, I feel like I just got dishing out
and thinking about the shit.
What you making?
I'm helping.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Apoc dark brown.
Do you see how you're not doing anything? You're not.
He's actually useless.
No, I'm directing. I'm recording.
Directing? Nobody told me! Hey, Paige, cut this apple!
Pat told me to cut the apple.
You're so stupid.
I am.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
You see?
If it was me, you would have had a heart attack, though.
But with his heart, it's okay.
Okay.
I get it.
It's because she's...
I know.
They're a lot together.
We've known each other for like a year.
We went to SU together.
We did a sub-a...
Bitch, I'm not sure you went all out.
This is where the fuck did you come from mother fucker?
I want some of you on the page!
I want some of you on the page, man.
What the fuck?
Wait, did you tell Kai to hide when I asked you to?
I'm not gonna lie, if you said absolutely nothing.
Actually, I lied. I think he actually replied to that shit. Let me check.
I told him to say hi to Kai for me!
Wait, wait, wait. Did you say hi to Kai for me too?
He's a little hard to get a hold of.
He knows us.
What was going on here today?
What? Can you face that guy?
We had a separate conversation.
Can you face that guy?
Can you please face that guy?
Wait.
I think he's busy.
He's not too busy.
Hey Siri.
Hey Siri, face that guy.
I'm not a drooler.
I don't have my Siri on for you.
Boss can just talk to my phone and work.
Hey Siri.
Face that guy.
It would never work for you.
Famous person you have on your phone.
He's basically most of Drake or someone in there?
I have more famous than I mean
You know, call Tyson app computer yours not brilliant again
Wait, I think you might be the most serious
That's more famous than you
Oh, I'm Jason.
Oh!
Probably NBA players or something.
Best home.
Yeah, it's probably the best home.
Or a wrap-up or something like that.
Wait, do you have a bronze number?
You can call him?
No, I don't.
Wait, have you ever met a blonde?
Yes.
No, you haven't.
You met a blonde.
A brawny birthday party.
You want to know?
Yes.
You went to a party?
I didn't know.
Yo, what's going on here?
What's happening?
Yes, gay?
Can I tell the story? I'm not gonna lie. LeBron?
I was talking with LeBron.
I'm not even a LeBron glazer. I don't care.
I'm sitting there, dang. I'm not even sitting. I'm standing.
I'm talking to LeBron who's sitting.
And I just see it gets more dark around me.
Like a shadow or something.
What the fuck? Why did it get so dark?
And I look up, and the brown leaning over me to talk to brownie.
First of all, before I even looked at it, I smelt it.
I'm like, you smell good?
Good.
Now look at it, I see it's blonde, and it was good.
And it was good.
I'm like, dang, that's the first time I ever, you see me?
Like, I felt that.
Like, I seen the shadow and the environment change.
Before I even looked at it, I was like, bro.
And I'm not even a blonde blonde glazed.
This is facts.
Like, I'm just being honest.
You should pull up and say, thank you, thank you, thank you, did you hear that?
I knew you can't speak fast without being called a glazed again, that's what happened bro, I'm getting a hundred.
I like watch something happen and then I wait to watch it on the TV because I want to see it again.
Me too, I do that too, I do that too, I do that too.
I need some eggs.
Yeah, come here, thanks, I got a call. Come here, thanks.
Go steal, we got it, we got it right here.
Here you go. Thank you.
Stop. Stop?
We can just don't forget, we're gonna cool you down.
Oh, thank you.
You're out on this river?
Ray!
Oh, you can't do that.
Why is this so too many?
Why did you take it off and use it individually?
Oh
Yeah, and Austin if you're a water oh my god, you can't take
I hope they do it over.
Oh yeah.
You're raising me price pigs.
Get your nominees today.
Towshi.
What's your sponsor for her?
Don't dance shit without even looking at you gay.
I'll weave dance shit, you know.
Woo wee.
This is my shine gone activated through my ear lobe.
I can see you looking at me right now, I'm not getting it.
One and one.
Yeah.
One and one.
Yeah.
One and one.
Yeah.
Regular bowls.
Just use a pot.
Use a pot.
Oh, prom.
Hey, use a pot.
Use a pot.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch a tag, baby.
Because I'm going to put it on the table.
Listen.
Oh, prom.
She's used to tip-tap recipes.
Yeah, use that one.
It's real sauce.
No, don't look at it.
Go away!
I got it.
I see, I see.
Oh!
I see soda.
It's different.
It's not so true.
One fizzes.
Wait, the fizzes?
It's okay.
I know there has to be some.
Why are you cleaning there?
I can bar the time to get to the dryers.
And one and one half to the steam.
Okay.
Sight.
Left.
Okay.
The fourth is?
The third is.
One third is.
Okay.
One third of this.
I have a mini-can of black.
Two one-third of this.
And it's really good, Chai.
All right, this is good.
Just eat the butter and the egg.
I don't know about these cookies, man.
Oh, no, just, I don't know.
Well, they're just like a trash, so.
Who said it's trash?
No, no, that's not true.
It's a little fire.
Maybe they have this.
It's my dry ingredients.
That's the only big powder, right?
Yeah.
If we don't have it, we'll figure it out.
How?
We need baking powder.
Not a single one of their recipes has baking powder.
There's no way.
Baking powder.
What's your problem?
Uh...
Give me! Give me!
How many...
Give me! Give me!
Give me! Give me! Give me!
Where's the table spoon?
She didn't see.
Um...
Ah!
Oh my God!
Why is the bottom of my shoe sticking, gang?
It's the marshmallows.
Ah!
We dropped it for you.
Did you?
Mayday, mayday.
Can you eat a band-aid?
I'm just gonna slap it.
You slap it?
Is that it right here?
I don't know.
I'm pretty white, so.
You going to the hospital?
No.
Okay.
Thank you.
You got to go to the hospital.
Okay.
So what do you think of our stuff?
I don't know.
So what do you think of our stuff so far as a provisional assignment?
What's this doing here?
That's a crossing method.
That was a varsity.
That was an extra batter?
Yeah.
You just put them in there like that core?
Yeah.
Do we have core starts?
Yeah.
Well, we should.
I texted him.
We should.
Wait, are these clean?
Yeah.
Damn, you already ate one after the other.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Yeah, that's what it tastes like.
That's how it actually tastes.
Yeah!
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Okay.
So, where's Ames ordered?
He ordered.
What are you missing?
We need questions.
We can't get anything out of the hallmark.
We know the answer.
anything after Walmart.
Wait, no, no, no, I think we should be here.
You guys are going to get anything after Walmart
so you better get everything right now.
Right before Walmart, say no.
You're supposed to be not going back.
Thank you, sir.
I'm just telling them to leave.
I'm warming up my little chiquitas.
They're not very warm yet.
They have to be room temperature.
I keep forgetting I need a teaspoon now.
OK, we're going to go back in there.
I think that's the only thing we need.
Oh, and maybe the chocolate chips.
So we're actually still all the chocolate chips right now.
OK.
How look for you?
Say hello.
OK.
Are you going to mix everything?
The butter's there.
Snick a doodle.
I'm scared.
You saw what I did earlier, but OK.
I feel it.
Well, that'll be normal.
OK.
Crack.
Crack the egg.
It's a little magic.
I think I might have to shift it in.
You found it.
And then put the butter in.
Full.
Oh
Fucking
What the fuck is light salt?
What does that mean?
Isn't that what salt is?
What does that mean?
Okay, I guess.
Sure.
How's it going?
Have a cup.
I forgot about that.
I have mad bowls.
They're shaking.
Why is it so high?
They're well-estated.
They're shaking.
Why is it so high?
The floor is shaking, bro.
I'm shaking.
Will she see me?
Am I still in the room?
Can I get the top of the case?
What are you doing?
Oh, fine.
Are you so, so under there?
I wash my hands.
Fine.
OK.
Come on, Greg.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck you, sir.
You scared me.
Oh, fuck you, sir.
You scared me.
I don't know what else to say. Where's the job?
What's the what? Where's the job?
The chance is there's the job.
Okay.
I need to put these back.
Are you straight?
I'm going to go get my coffee.
Why haven't the chocolate chips on the floor, man?
Oh, what do you need?
You need it?
No.
Oh.
I thought you were like actual like chocolate chips on the floor.
Oh, no, no, no, man, man.
You can't.
Oh, hell no.
What'd you just do?
I mean, you just do a chop, chop, chop on the floor?
Did you try to kill my dogs?
Yeah, yeah.
I think she threw it in Ambrose's case.
It's fucked up.
I didn't do anything.
Let me chop on it.
Why'd I do that?
You did nothing.
All right.
That looks better than the first one, right?
Did you try to kill all my dogs?
I didn't fucking throw anything.
You tried to kill all my dogs so you're not allergic no more.
See, because everybody else was not worried about you at all.
Yo, fuck them dogs.
No, just be honest with you.
Whose bag is this?
I love your dogs.
Whose bag is this one?
Oh, that's uh, that's Marys.
Marys?
I'll never buy something like that.
Is there a Hitler in here?
Yeah, I might be.
Oh.
Craig, where you at?
You're gonna kill me!
My Hitler!
My advocate!
Hey, boy.
You want the bag?
Oh.
You want me to put it back in the ring while I lick on the baggy?
What are you doing, mate?
Hey!
What are you doing, mate?
Your bag?
Yeah!
I'll just go put it in Creed's room.
I'll put it in his room.
Hey, I'm sorry!
Fine.
I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
Forgive me, Spoundrel.
Thank you, bro!
Almost died.
I'm locked in right now, y'all.
You don't even know the things I'm up to.
Um, all right.
Can you do anything else?
Just like you do.
OK, this is the other one.
I got you.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Who's shit is that?
Oh, my god.
Yo, those cookies are fucking massive.
Can't be too loud.
OK, we're putting the auto in here.
Yeah.
Oh my god, the power just makes it.
Let's go.
Bitch.
Huh?
Stop it, fucking bitch.
It's my normal words.
You know that fucking normal words.
It's my normal words.
Come on, you fucking bitch.
Don't spit in my fucking mouth.
You know, what I call worship is we have a support inside of it.
Yeah, we had to do it again because other ones were like not good.
That should look good.
I'm not alive.
Can you see the salt in it please?
I am so curious on how this is going to taste.
It's going to be good as far as salt.
And since those ones, you're not using those other ones anymore?
No, I'm going to see if those are good, but like the dough was like like that.
That might be insane.
Smore filled cookie?
That should be legendary, bro.
That should be insane.
That shit is insane.
Fuckin' rips.
They're basic as fuck, because they don't know how to do advanced shit.
We have some difference over here.
I like to play Tom.
I don't know what the salt is.
Wait, do you know what the salt is?
I don't think we use any salt.
Salt.
Did we move the spices thing?
No, the cheese is so sticky. It's actually nasty.
I saw it!
She saw what it saw was and she didn't tell me.
Oh, Julia had a saw.
She saw it.
Julia is stealing.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I mean, I lost her life.
I've been traveling.
You do?
I don't remember.
What are you doing?
Come here, come here.
Hey, cinnamon rolls are coming out.
I need a man.
A brownie turn.
I got a big pain.
Cinnamon rolls, I smell that.
Cinnamon rolls.
Cinnamon rolls, what bus do you want?
Who's making cinnamon rolls?
What bus though I know those are those things that are what snicker doodle cookies game snicker
don't say that what snicker doodle hey I know what you're saying snicker doodle don't
get me in this clip snicker doodle snicker doodle cookies oh my god you know what you're
Come in. Go find your size.
Go find your size.
Your hair looks so good.
Thank you.
We're gonna win.
That tastes good.
Yeah?
I should have said call.
Hey!
Buddy, add that apple butter cheese.
Cross their cupcakes.
Uh, no, okay, okay.
Okay, so did I start, um,
yeah, let's say eat on a medium low.
Medium low, no problemo.
Low, genuine low.
No, I stepped on another horse,
hold on, no, just put on medium, just put on medium.
Just put on medium, yeah.
Maybe that's the sixth.
Oh!
Okay, and then do we have a lid for that?
Oh, straight to five though, let's find out.
It's just oily, right?
It's oily.
It's both.
We have to put it in now.
Just wait until it's gone.
It's glass to me.
You have dirty dishes in the cabinet.
That one's not fucking good for the induction.
What?
This has inductive powers?
It's a lid.
No, it's not going to fit on that hot?
It fitted it.
It's just dirty.
Go fucking wash the dish, man.
Look how dirty it is.
That's dry water.
It's not dry water.
That's really good.
It's dry grease.
And you put it back
Jesus
Look at that one. I know the one in the back flip up a little chat. Oh my god
Good
Here we are, Jack.
Chocolate chips.
Very normal.
I'm gonna steal this butter.
You will cook it all the way.
Then you take it out and let it cook.
All right, sir.
Okay.
Why the fuck are you saying sorry to her?
I didn't say you made me kiss her.
I didn't go like that. I didn't go like that.
I didn't get press. I didn't get press.
You know that one attack on timing where the girl's like...
What the fuck are you doing bro I'm getting my fucking port what's doing you like it's
Speaking of a man ship, or you can't speak up behind me.
I'm gonna take a little break or something.
If I was, what about it?
Lee, just gotta keep that singing.
Then you head out.
All right.
And then head out.
And then you head out.
Fuck.
Come on.
Look, we're actually on.
We are almost complete.
All right, give me a minute.
Woo-hoo.
Lee, I will tie you by your neck with my Cerberus chain.
and squeeze the chain around your neck and spikes go into your neck more in the squeeze.
Don't ask stupid questions like that.
Those stupid questions, Lili.
What are you doing?
You have a girlfriend of four years.
And you still have herpes that you're about to get in favor.
What are you doing?
Relax, no bro. Get out my chat as well.
Okay, that was the book.
So, hey, can I go to one of that?
Yeah.
25, 25, 25, 25.
Uh, did I not mean that?
Yeah, no, this is going right to me.
No, I'm technically going to figure it out.
I couldn't tell my name.
I'm going to start cleaning.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to start cleaning.
I'm cleaning.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you guys are gonna clean this up
or are we cleaning it up?
I'm cleaning.
Alright guys, let me show you how women clean.
So...
Wait, am I setting this back?
You know I'm not cleaning shit.
Yo, useless man, you clean all this shit up.
Okay, I don't want to see you.
I know you're so inducting.
I don't want to see you.
Yeah, you broke my cookies, so I gotta do them again.
Grace, this is an inducting.
Can you-
No, no, no!
Don't let him out, please!
No!
He's all of me!
No!
Get out!
He's all of me!
Don't let him out!
Come on.
No!
Come on.
No, go away!
Go away!
Don't let him out!
Are you going to keep playing with me?
You're gonna kill me! Beat him up! Beat him up!
Save your daddy! Save your daddy!
What?!
You saved him!
You saved me!
What the fuck?
And you're sad.
No, not even on the same fucking team!
Don't kill him!
He almost killed me.
Yeah, it would be a shame...
...if I grabbed her and held her with this hand.
Bro!
What are you doing?
It's not fucking playing with you.
Bro, I like that he's playing with me.
Bro, did you ever play with me?
Yes.
Why? I'm sorry.
Oh, I don't think so. I was playing with you.
Oh, great!
Stove is not working.
Wait what? Do you break the stove?
Yeah, it's just not inducting anything.
I don't know if I don't have an induction pan on.
Whoa, why is the house on fire?
Oh my God!
Why is it smoking?
Oh my God!
You burnt that? Oh my gosh!
Looks like we made it, we're going.
She's going to be the one that's going to be one of those
race-gasseries.
Yo.
Who are you supposed to be?
Oh my god!
You have smoke launchers?
Yes!
We have more men!
Oh my god!
Did you wait for our favorite cooking?
Oh, that's right!
He had like 18.
Yeah, I don't care.
It's because of the pan we used.
This one will be fine.
All is better.
Hmm, don't care.
We have that.
It's not the wrong pan because it's not inducting.
Yes.
Oh!
It was an induction.
Is this the one?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, I'd eat through your savorbook.
Then one sec, I could.
Eat through your savorbook.
Hold on.
Ta-da-da-da.
I'm thinking about doubling the recipe when I should try to throw it in there.
I don't know.
I don't know how he's going to turn on our rule.
Fuck off.
Here we are.
I'm thinking we don't really want to see them.
Where should we just do it?
It's going to rock.
Should we double it or do it again?
It'll rise after probably right here.
But if I double it, then we can get like a prior thing.
Double it.
I'll be quick.
Yes, chef.
Wait.
Yes, chef.
Yeah.
I think it's because it was on the bottom.
What's the problem with your smorko?
Cookies!
Chef!
Mommy was talking shit about my cookies being burnt at the bottom.
What the fuck is this?
Your shit looks like it's like feet off.
There's like somebody threw up on that bitch!
Look at them!
No, your shit is like...
Jesus!
Oh my God.
Why would you do that, chef?
No, we won't be looking off any cookies to sell out.
You're not just like the K-Mandays.
I'm telling you that right now.
Oh, fuck you guys.
Bro, we are not going to sell out.
No, we have cookies.
We have more.
Paige kind of looked like Jeff Hardy.
What?
Okay.
No, me, Jeff Hardy.
Okay.
Look, look, look.
Okay.
Are these ruined?
Bro, no.
We don't have cookies to sell.
Do they have ruins?
These three I'm saving.
Yes, these six are good.
These are good.
Six o'clock, excuse me.
Would you feel good?
I'm just gonna find out who that is.
This is what a man is like.
You hit a little end then.
And then that's why you put the apples in.
Did you even look at the butter?
Are you looking up Jeff Hardy?
Yeah, come on, that's not true.
Jeff Hardy's a legend.
You know somebody who played Chris Tyson.
They see lots of me too!
Yes, it's kind of true.
Oh, both in your own way, but like Chris Tyson.
I know.
Who lives more like Chris?
Oh my god.
They actually heard that like several times.
It sounded different.
So she kind of gave it more Chris today.
But if you had the hair, you'd give Chris.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, maybe Chris likes the small.
Time to do.
Definitely page.
P5 does.
Mods.
Rage mods.
My mods.
Mario mods, snow cone mods.
And cat mods.
Yo, why mods are you using the mod for?
Everyone who says that.
Don't do it.
Time everyone out who says that.
Do it.
Time them out.
because Chris Heisen did something bad.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, didn't he like touch a caterer?
Whoa, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
What was that?
Wait, no, first of all.
It was just Jake.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, DM's like weird, weird, weird DM's.
I was talking with an underage person.
Oh, he's like text-engaging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he was, I think he was, I think he actually was.
He is the right pronoun.
I, oh my God.
Did we just throw an allegation on him without?
No, it's true.
Look at her.
What are those fuckers?
I think she.
Macquarie shit.
Yo, fuck that nigga.
What the fuck, I forget.
I don't say this, like that.
Miss Tyson, I think her name's Eva Tyson.
I don't mind her because she's trans.
I mind her because she said something weird about her kids.
Well, we're not full.
I just put the heat out for you.
Sorry about those decisions.
Thank you.
Maybe we should just buy a birthday cookie and bakery and just sell them.
And like wrap them ourselves.
Haha, yeah, that should be it.
Haha, hahahaha.
Hahaha, it's fucking working.
I don't have time for this shit, man.
I don't want to buy some shit.
Oh, I don't know.
I think that was a good idea.
We only have like a combined like 12 items to sell.
That's good.
We need to pay for, we need to pay for each back for our plates.
I really don't hear I'm not he got like airline
I do not care
okay right you know I don't know what I don't know what
I'm back for freaking shoot my switch here we go thank you
I just like I don't know how we're gonna like
most like a like a like a bake sale or whatever with 12 things like it's bad
I don't need 12 people in the show
I mean are we gonna eat any I don't think that many people
Plus we all can try one thing
Plus I genuinely think like
Wait guys, can you show up? No, I'm gonna pose a show I'm gonna post the park we are on every platform
But we're gonna like set a right
Yeah, it's gonna be just like when I went to New York except I don't know free
It's me more people great call guys tonight
Where's it does he have a small mountain?
Check it.
Hey Siri, call Kai's to that.
What?
I need that.
I'm sorry.
Can you call him from here?
No.
After you show these papers.
You want that to be one of the shits?
One of your prizes if you want?
They could call Kai.
Yes.
Yeah, I do.
One of them.
I'm still getting BTS tickets.
That means you don't...what did you want?
You want BTS tickets and what?
Did you want more than one thing?
That's right.
So if I call Kai, you don't need...don't call Vanessa anymore.
has any more please you already bought it we actually did the best by because I
think you bought it and they didn't give me the receipt so your money just went
in the dream I know but it's not on the receipt and we need that we need the
code so I can play it can we go to best buy what am I gonna do tell me yo we
bought it I swear look up your credit you you put your credit card in they pull
up the receipt I have ten cards I don't know which one it was
If I go back on the water there, I can look.
No, on the vaude, it's scanned, but the receipt doesn't have it.
I don't have to call.
I don't have any games for this.
Okay, we're going to get it figured out.
We're going to figure it out. I promise you this here.
We're going to figure it out. We're going to figure it out.
I'm going to go take a little break real quick. I'm tired.
Let me take one more lap right here.
No, no, no, no. I got ahead of some minutes.
Okay, I'm not just breaking.
You don't have a piping bag, so I just had to improvise.
Um, do you want me to get you a ziploc bag?
No, it's fine. I already crossed it.
You already piped it? Yeah.
We got one.
Oh.
What?
Wait, they don't look that bad, though.
Yeah, they're not. They're not bad.
We'll make it look one of them, you know.
Ashley don't look better.
Check out these little bits tomorrow.
Can we get a couple of powdered sugar and powdered sugar?
I want you to finish.
Little bit of powder will put that.
Oh, Jordan, thank you.
You can leave me on the floor, please.
Yes, ma'am.
Working in a way.
I'm tired, man.
I mean, I'm a kitchen gang, a slave gang.
I'm working in a store.
Let me hear that shit.
Yeah, appreciate that, come on.
Fuckin' slave in this shit.
Hmm, what do you make of it?
Uh, brownies and shit?
You know, I just made that there.
Brownies, I just made hella shit.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Hmm, you make some brownies later.
Yeah, appreciate that good.
All right.
Ah.
I'm slavin' in this bitch.
All right, damn.
There's happy so many people.
If you guys don't have enough shit to sell,
now I don't know what to tell you.
It might be a riot down here in Florida, you know what I'm
Just with his motion that's what I was
Hundreds of products
You know we should get co-doc to come what he is
Broward realizes when they see I'm out of Park River Sun this yeah, it's gonna be packed game
Yo, this thing is so lit.
It'll be alright.
This is my fucking pack.
This is my fucking lid.
So why'd it happen?
No, we do.
Marjaxon is good for tomorrow?
Yeah.
Marjaxon, absolutely.
Marjaxon?
Pull up there.
Do we have security?
Is there just like fucking...
Hey, we are several.
We're secure.
All from we have guns.
We're getting out of space.
We're smashing something.
I was fucking this by Amy yesterday, so I feel like you guys' minds are like low-key
linked together.
Have you ever seen this meme?
That's y'all.
That's like your... your name or...
It's because y'all look at something like that.
I'm just gonna grab each other's head right now, I'm just like...
Yo, wait, yeah, do it, do it, do it.
Please, please, I need to...
Please.
I'm not gonna grab his fucking head.
Grab his fucking head and just link with it.
Why? Why?
Because he's having a...
It's a lecture of mine.
Wait, you can't do that!
You can gain his intelligence from linking with it.
In the comic, you can use that picture when you guys don't really connect.
I know.
That's like, actually, about...
That's actually...
That's actually W.
Yeah, do it, do it.
Yo, I'm not gonna...
W, no.
W, grab his head. Grab his fucking head, man!
Okay, no kids. Yo, what's up?
I grabbed his head
Wait, it's like this and it's like this. Yes, you have your hand around my back
Yeah, yeah
They're not even looking to the looking down
I know you I think they never put that like
That actually I'm so why does that look guys?
Yo
Wait, what would you say?
You mean that?
I was lying.
It doesn't even look that good though.
Keep this motherfuck away from sweets.
Keep away.
No, that's just a diet.
You mean that's in my diet.
Say please.
Please move.
You don't even like bananas
All of our shit looks so good
$1 cookie
Yeah, that might be an $8 cookie inside is a small that might be a $12 cookie
We got to understand they can charge more for one which would be like
12 years ago, that was fine, no one's buying it.
Yesterday, our spirits in the unauthorized actually great.
I was not even knowing.
Come back, come back.
You know how long you've been in a band?
Hey, where?
Hey!
What do you have, those sticks that you're going on over here?
I feel like I'm making crap.
Wait till the people here, your rage and B. Julia Kent's collabed on a fucking concert.
What do you mean collab?
What the fuck are you cooking up?
Over here.
My shoulder hurts, hey, what the fuck?
What you need me to do?
That's it, we're done.
Why do all women's shoulder hurt around you?
No, no, no, no, they don't.
What the fuck does that mean?
She's chatting, that doesn't make sense.
A lot of women, they can grab their shoulders and shit.
No, no, they don't.
No, they hate each other.
We have to stick this in the fucking oven.
I don't know what that's about.
Come on.
No.
I'm good.
Hey, let's see him at least.
Mm, mm, mm.
Oh, that's so good.
Mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm, mm, mm.
Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Amy, I have a question.
Yo.
Keep the camera away.
There's a private question between me and my friend.
Oh.
Follow him.
Oh, my, oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yelp.
So everybody looks at you as your own man?
Yeah.
Hey, kid.
Oh my.
Trust the process.
I'm gonna scream, Yelp.
When I do that, we should look at that.
Why?
Looks like-
Ah!
We're helping!
Get him away!
Oh, we're gonna be friends forever again!
He's wearing things up there.
Oh, I'm not good.
Yeah, my son was hurt.
That's why we had to get stuck in a washing machine and play.
My son was hurt.
Stop!
Step off, step off, stop!
Was that what she was supposed to do?
I think he was hoping Aime came to go get him some special help.
All right.
I got to find him.
So what y'all doing?
Look at this, guys!
These look like $20 cupcakes!
Thank you!
I didn't have any piping stuff, so I had to do it with a spatula.
Um, Aimee?
Yeah!
Come here, come here, come here.
Can I have $20, please?
I thought we had a trial one.
Yeah!
$20, please?
You want, like, wait a minute?
Like, what do you, like, ApplePay?
I'm like my wallet
Cash-up then mozell I'll pay okay. We'll get your phone out
Okay, here you go. Are you ready to buy some we're going?
Oh
This is for you though
This is saying it's a scam to send you money.
Wait, no it's not.
Yes, the transaction carries it, scammers use false urgency, this tells us...
That's a lie!
Don't say that.
What are you doing with your Apple Pay?
Don't worry about what I do with my Apple Pay.
Yeah.
Don't you know that...
Hey, listen, don't you know not to ask woman where she gets her money from?
Come here.
Since you took all the money...
The food is here.
This is what I was going to do.
Come here.
Okay, you're out. The area in back there.
And I'm gonna go outside, get the food bring there,
and I'm gonna be eating over there.
I'm gonna go get the shit over there.
Okay, where do I go?
Do we move any more cooking stations?
Yes, yes, our crack station.
Put the shit back out over here.
We'll have these guys try once up the bulls,
and then what is that brown shit in there?
You feel me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I'll bring the food over there.
Okay.
Well, thank you for looking good.
Bye, guys.
Thank you.
Bye.
Here's some of them.
What the fuck am I supposed to rinse this out with without them seeing?
It looks...
Fuck.
Ugh!
Okay.
It's so...
What? Why do you need some paper?
Wow.
Oh wow.
That looks good.
What the fuck?
I don't know what's happening.
What's happening?
We got a lot to show right now.
I took the buzzer.
Time!
Wait!
Hey!
We got a lot to show.
Hey!
You know my 50s.
Oh!
I'm just looking at it.
It's like, it's like, it's like, sweet.
Oh my goodness.
Look, it's like melted chocolate all like perfectly.
It's like, it's like so good.
So this is like, if you really want a toast,
it's more crispy, you know?
Like crispy, you know?
I like that.
We have that in the back.
Move it!
That should look so buns.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey!
Oh, okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
I'm gonna use that for my cookies!
Come on, watch out!
I'm gonna do the crotie, crotie, crotie, crotie!
Oh, we can get that thing.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
I will not do that to Joshua, Joshua's crib, but...
Put it on her, put it on her.
No!
You're a shill, let's not do anything we can't take back, ladies, please.
I don't wanna mess...
This house has seen a mess.
I don't want another mess, it's no, it's no, it's a script, no.
What the hell is a script?
No, there's not.
I thought I'd write that down.
It's keeping the space clean, please.
I thought I did hear something about something.
What?
No, no.
But then again, I do have CP.
And then I'm a calm man fuckers, but yeah,
it's not that serious.
You get that in those chairs.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
Look at the nut cookie.
So this is like if you want more crispy, this is more like you want like that chewy cookie
thing, you know?
I'm not gonna lie.
That might look good.
I don't know how it fucked.
That's about to taste so good.
I don't like rice krispies.
It looks like they just mix cereal and marshmallows together.
No.
Okay so I'm gonna put it in a bag.
I don't like rice krispies
It looks like they just mixed cereal and marshmallows together. No, okay, so I am a seven and men's
I don't know how that like translates to like European Italian number. Oh, and you're a peanut with 37
Oh
You don't know they might cook up some crazy shit right here though. Hey, they might actually
I'm so excited no you don't have to give her that but like come on we've been locked in like for a long time so 2017
It was a long time 2017
No, no, no, no, I just want Rickle ones like I don't care like oh, I want this now. I just want Rickle ones
That's literally
What do you think what do you think I think I talk okay bet
No, you know what I want them I think there's like a dark martin expert
Well, this is cool. Yeah, I want the double decker
You know I asked this dude for sweatpants yesterday and he gave me oh this some design is wet
You don't even have no H&M, you don't have no Ross.
I know, I know you have a step in the Ross, except for content.
I mean, I gave away all my shit to a good woman and shit.
You are actually so fucking rich, it's just me.
What are you talking about? Yo, Julia, come here, please.
Um, wait.
Yes, Ray?
Sorry?
No, I'm just gonna give you a minute.
She's not talking, she's not talking, I'm saying.
I'm not having a hard time.
Oh
They don't look too bad, but they don't look too bad, do they look that bad?
No, they don't look bad.
Apples make it look scary though, gang.
Wait, the apple looks like a shit.
Okay, I will like.
It's kind of, it's kind of.
Just wait for me.
If you do it again, you won't be able to do it again.
No, it's great.
Go to the sink.
Draw attention over there.
Take the food.
OK.
That's it.
I'll take food and sneak it back there.
OK.
What?
It's another proposal.
What is this proposal?
Is it not?
Wait, wait!
Stop.
What the fuck?
Stop!
Oh my god!
I actually thought it was over!
Stop!
Piece of shit.
Oh good.
It's not a case!
Stop!
I'm glad you're okay!
I'm so scared!
I actually tried to save a fucking life.
I grabbed the words out of this to go for the blood!
See, she tried to save the channels.
Okay.
I tried to save you.
I don't want us to get married.
I tried to save you.
No, I'm trying to break it.
You don't try to get to it.
Aw, she's so sweet.
She said don't do it in the hospital.
No, bro.
That's just fucking...
Oh!
Wait a little.
I'm gonna fucking piss.
Oh, look at that.
Yes, ma'am.
I thought it got on the fridge on the edges.
What?
Yay!
Thank you.
Very interesting smelling snooker doodles.
Oh!
Oh my god, that's mine.
Oh, there's a weasel.
The sign will say it.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, I love egg rolls.
Listen, I can't lose me to take turns eating because I'm full.
Gone?
They're gonna notice something.
You could...
I'm gonna get you some plastic.
Okay.
I'm going to get you some plastic wrap.
Wait, what's that?
Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend.
Somewhere,
low in the bed next night,
should I stay up?
Would you want
my bag?
Yo, yo, who's on this list?
Who's on this list?
Who is that?
Cosplay.
Now you've Valentine's Day ragey.
Oh
My god
You light up my life with your smile. I
Love when I have to look at each eye
working with you daily gives me purpose I will spend a thousand Valentine's
days with you I love you
AIM HIGH!
Yo! I almost kissed earlier!
I knew that you were going to do it!
He knew about it! He knew about it!
I knew the song! I never seen it! I never seen it!
I knew she was a bromance!
Oh my God!
I love you AIM HIGH!
I'm going to find two boys holding hands!
Oh, you see that? That's what he's doing.
That's so cute.
Look, happy Valentine's Day, Reggie.
Go show him your great cool.
Give him a kiss of hug, you know?
Come on, let's go talk to him.
Come on.
That'll be so tough, though.
Where even is he?
You have no worries at all.
Come on, let's go.
Go thinkin' for the car.
Come on, make it...
Come on.
I'll make it pretty good.
I'll be waiting for you in the bathroom.
Aw.
There you go.
That unhealed.
What is that?
Unhealed.
There he is!
What's up?
That's so sweet, what you wrote?
What?
That's so sweet.
That was so nice of you.
Aw.
You're raw.
How you love looking at each other's eyes.
Independently.
See, I didn't really have a problem with the message I see these.
And then you put two boys kissing.
First of all, they holding hands. They're not kissing.
Same thing.
You light up my life with your smile.
I love when I have to look at each other since they're so far apart.
You didn't know you wrote this, did you?
Working with you daily gives me purpose.
I will spend a thousand Valentine's days with you.
I love you.
Okay
So cute I will locker
The bunch comp supercars went to brunch and then the main we did this is comp
But like it's like too many things in the road. They don't serve
And you're afraid of what people would think and because I found your right there
y'all got to hide those letters if put on your pillow the next time or so well if anything this just shows how much you
truly love gay people
you're part of the community now
I mean I mean I'm
awww
that's so nice of you
can you take it off? thank you A-Miles for this
I was I don't know
just aim high just on this guy
you definitely not
but that's why I did it that's why I did it is because I felt like
you know
damn like
doesn't even love my boy.
And it's like, but I do.
And I always will.
So it's like, you know what I'm saying?
You're not gonna get a Valentine from someone
you're finna get a Valentine from me.
Aw.
I got you, bruh.
Why you guys not crazy?
I got you, bruh.
Aw.
Oh, man.
No!
I got you.
Can I go get my jacket out of your room?
I would have gone, but I don't want to go in your, you know,
your establishment.
You can, you can, yeah, you can.
Do you want to come with me?
There's no curses.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Mm-mm-mm.
I'll let you.
I have a mouth.
What's she doing?
Ah!
It's a joke anymore.
She's crazy.
Really?
Yeah, she's crazy.
But why are you acting now?
No, I'm not fucking gay.
You know, a lot of people, a lot of guys are gay.
What happened to my jacket?
I got a lot of guys.
What color is it?
It's the same one you had.
I don't know what happened to it.
Which one that?
Oh, you mean like color?
Oh, I think you took it.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
Fuck up.
Did you ever have it on?
Yeah, but then I took it off.
One, two, three, out.
Bro, this is my shit.
You're not even cooking.
Why are you having it on?
I'm actually going so crazy right now.
You're not even like the head chef.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Ooh.
No, no, no, no.
Hold up.
Watch him.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Ah, okay.
I like your sex.
Wait, how do you...
I just...
Yeah, yeah.
Listen what I really need to show you from these doors. You can see all outside
I don't know I think it's okay
Hey Julia, what are you doing? Yo, what do you get the Jackie put on the Jackie and the fishes she's supposed to help
Hi ladies, how are we doing?
Oh man, we gotta start.
Oh thank you.
It looks so good.
It looks better, but it's like...
That looks really good.
Thank you.
Why are they so flat though?
That's what I'm saying, I don't know what it can look like.
I think you didn't get enough flour probably.
Yeah, something to do.
It's good, thank you.
They're like little crepes.
little craze. Cookie craze. Intentionally, you just gotta rename them. Yeah, yeah.
Boy, I want to spin on them. My version.
They're all Mrs. Darn. How you doing, Kayce? Man, why is it, I'm just
trying to, where's Josh at? Wow, Josh!
Josh! Oh my God, I'm already, is this your phone? That's mine.
Sorry. You want to see my case? I'm sure I do.
That's mine. I know. I know. Julia,
Look, it's a chocolate case.
Oh my god, bitch, I could not.
It's so cute, yes.
Relic humor, mm-hmm.
Does it, can I hold it?
Yeah.
It's a little, like, nice.
Yeah.
It makes me want to just, like, snap it in half.
I need a plate.
I don't want a plate.
I'm like, this kitchen is insane.
Girl, I'm gonna want a plate.
I'm gonna flip out.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, can you just take a sip out?
Oh, here goes.
Oh, you trippin'!
Oh, that's it.
Yo, pay a sip off.
You want a sip off?
I try to support.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, yeah.
Get it?
Huh.
What's that, Matt?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a cup.
Yeah.
My God, this looks, I love cooking, I love baking,
but this is shit I don't like.
What's the shade you like?
Cleaning?
Oh yeah.
The cleaning part?
Hey.
Oh, but I like this.
Hey.
Oh, no.
If I was a, do I have to give a mask strokes like?
Whoa!
Hey, stop.
This was my first love at once.
Oh, really?
The cover?
What's over here?
Oh, the trash bag.
Corn on the table.
Oh!
I got everything!
Julia!
If you know, you know.
I didn't bring it, but you know the pair brushes with like the jelly in it?
No?
You bring it on the go with you?
Yeah, I thought I had it in my bag, but I guess I didn't.
So I guess this will do.
So it's nice and girfy.
So keep in mind, if you ever need to borrow a hairbrush, don't ask Mari.
Oh, I have two separate ones.
You have a dedicated one?
Yeah.
And then you have a de-go one.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I'm going to try that.
Can you send me the link?
Yeah.
OK.
I want to see you behind me.
What?
It's my knee.
I have a really bad knee.
I'm like genuinely, oh, shh.
So a long time ago, I used to do MMA and people behind me.
No, no, no.
you're hearing just really bad and people now make fun of me for it and like a long
time ago wrestling I fucked up my knee a few times so sometimes when I when I bend
a little bit you hear crunching yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I get it so don't worry
about that I'll be okay you're skin looks so do you want to pull it get on it get
on this you're coming on the cookies oh no no you got to go
that's my god wait wait wait wait wait look look look hold on
yo anyway that's not what you do crazy with that how do you think it looks so realistic
it's not I'm not in I mean you know the crazy thing is it actually makes
look better. I mean it does look better, but like, I wish girls could like ejaculate dude,
that's less, you know, it's fucked up how guys grow all this and let me tell you, you can.
What's that camera on? Well, it depends what.
Dude, what's that for? I wonder if they're doing anything back there we're not supposed to know
about I don't know I wonder if somebody's back just crazy
So what's the difference between that and the, wait, where are the rice? Oh, it's in it.
You know, rice should be rice.
And that's rounded.
No, it's all fruity pebbles, and that's all rice crispies.
Oh.
It sticks it together as marshmallow and butter.
I'm only going to have that one.
You're going to like the fruity pebble.
Yes.
I'm going to taste it.
I don't know.
Careful.
It'll put guilty.
Careful.
He'll put guilty.
Careful.
Please.
Right, crispy.
Hey, no, you can't try to get it.
You have to try to get it.
No, no, you can't do it.
You have to do it for the competition you have to take.
You have to take it.
That's true.
Whatever.
You can't have a sneak peek.
That's true.
Is that y'all shit? No, it's their shit.
That's their shit.
Well, our shit is not that ass.
Don't disrespect that.
This is better now. Now it's done.
Snow come, I know it's a competition.
We have to be nice.
OK, well, how do we go?
What should we say?
Friendly, friendly competition.
What should we say?
Hey, man, ours is going to beat your oars.
You have to try this.
Like, hey, like, that guy have nothing on us.
You have to do that.
It's like, that shit ass bitch.
I like that more.
That's way better.
Yeah, that guy have nothing on us.
I like, fuck your shit, bitch.
That's the same time.
That's way better.
The public's pumping in right now.
I need water.
I need a water.
I need a bath, too.
Oh, that was a word.
That was a word.
You said?
Uh-huh.
Well, cause now I'm going to see if the camera got in, if the camera didn't get it, call
and get in beat.
Let's sit here and watch.
I'm gonna get it, Cole, I'm gonna get it beat.
Let's sit down and watch.
Give it to me.
Oh my!
I got five cuts even going on at the same time, my man.
Cole, I think you're trying your very hardest.
I know you are.
Thanks, Pat.
I think you have to hit it.
Trying your hardest doesn't get the job done.
You know what, I'm not gonna treat you
like Sinatrace Rosie.
Oh!
Huh?
Get her.
Oh my gosh!
Ah!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh fuck!
You guys should we some of that Julia?
I gotta get some of that on Diana
Oh!
Can we actually can I...
Can I train you a little bit?
Yes! We can spar!
Yes! I'm down!
I've so far done four days of training
The fight spirit that I've just seen in her eyeballs just now, okay?
Oh!
As far as I get to train you
You like that? You like that? You like that?
Just...
Wait, do you have bad knees like Rachel?
Yeah.
I don't have to have surgery, though.
Is it fast? Is it fast enough?
I got bad knees. I've been through a lot of shit, nigga.
What'd you get, sir?
You fell off a bike when he was young.
No, really particularly Broward's Streets, nigga.
That could be...
Wait, Rage, where do you think's the most dangerous city in Florida?
Shit.
Like, statistically, like, there's a difference between what, like, the satire or what I actually know.
What do you think is, like, the scariest food in Florida?
I ain't gonna say it. I'm a little sweet. I ain't saying a shit.
Is Miami, wait, you think Miami's sweet or not?
Miami's not sweet, but it's Miami.
How are you doing?
Feel me?
It's Tampa Bay, fuck no, it's T, it's the T, fuck no, that's why I say Miami, he's gonna say Broward man, it's the T, fucking B.
Nah, I don't got no, there we go, there we go.
The Ville, I got a lot of Ville more dangerous than Miami, Jacksonville.
Jacksonville?
Yeah, Jacksonville.
Jacksonville's fault.
Yeah.
Jacksonville's pretty fucked.
Yo, show us all the food. Everything's done now.
Wait, did you bring a page for me?
Yes?
That is everything, man.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
All of our selections.
Can we do a preview of who's gonna win?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my cookies will be there.
Yeah.
24 minutes.
Why?
I'll go first.
Julia, how about you come and just talk with them about the process for the next three
minutes about what they did.
Alright Chefs, line up!
Please present your dish.
I will watch them.
Get out of your dish.
Out the meal that you have created.
Going first.
Chef Paige, please show what you have prepared.
Hi Dave, classic, can never go wrong, easy to sell,
Rice Krispie treats with M&Ms in them,
always delicious, a little extra marshmallow
if you wanna be serious about it.
Okay, do you want this cut?
Not yet, okay.
Cause everyone just said it's time to go out.
Cute.
I'm very interested.
These are-
Wait, hold on, I'm not done.
Paige, were you not the first chef to be finished today?
I was finished a lot of them.
And then I was probably a little bit.
So why aren't these cut?
They have to they have to set that happen when these are clear those are because I was in the middle of doing it and then all of the sudden
It's we're done raising your voice
Pretty pebble rice Christie's minus the rice Christie. It's just fruity pebble with marshmallow and quite delicious. I actually like them more
Thank you page keep you five
Cinnamon, apple, snickerdoodles, cookies with icing and caramel.
Mmm.
That sounds so good.
I appreciate it.
Talk about gourmet cookies.
Yeah.
Cookies, huh?
Yeah.
Do you have any?
What are the inspiration behind the shape and the height?
I was looking at reaching eyeballs.
And what is this drizzle?
The drizzle is icing, homemade, caramel, homemade.
Grandma's recipe, grandma's recipe.
You got it from fucking tit-tat, you bot.
Okay, grandma's recipe, make sure you rest in peace.
Yeah, make sure you rest in peace, make sure you rest in peace.
What if she wasn't dead with you, so that's a good guess.
All right.
It's the hypothetical, grandma.
It's the hypothetical.
All right, so, you too?
Hello, my name is Chef Mar.
This is my other chef, my sous chef.
There's one, use yours to other.
They're dated.
They don't have like a teamwork kind of thing.
Yeah.
I was like, sir.
I was like, sir, sir.
I don't know.
Interesting.
Okay, so here, me and Mari have our banana pudding cupcakes.
Wait another way for some thought.
Okay, it's nice and decadent.
It has a nice creamy banana flavor pudding on top of it.
The, also the,
What you saying dry I
got me
anyway. I'm gonna say. We have nice.
Ooh, we gooey, more cookies. I know you guys never had a small cookie before today. I'm trying to take you to the next
one. Um, can I ask you guys? I see you have a little bit of
issues with your teamwork. Does anybody have anger issues here? No, no.
Then why the fuck does that one look like? See,
That was our test bake, but I will say if you like crunchier and less chewier
I swear will change your life you change that you have with a nice crispy cookie some people like the chewiers
Some people like the all-around crunch in the whole
Because you'll have less but it's actually big you could charge
I put a little Cummys in all of these. I do feel like you guys would want to try these ones instead of these ones.
Oh my god, my memos caught on the page.
Um, one thing though about food in the kitchen of the arts.
Yes, the flavor must be swell, but the presentation is everything as well.
Um, I know that's abomination of a thing.
Mind you.
I think only, I say crux in your...
Mind you I feel like if you eat it if you eat it you will love it because it's nice and crispy
It's not burnt like their first batch of cookies that they had
You have you've seen cookies that are nicely nicely a little bit brown. Have you ever seen that those are not burnt
Tell me about what we have over here a little bit more one more time.
This is the manna pudding cream cookies.
Yes, very decadent, very ooey gooey.
I love the flavor on this.
You're going to love this.
This is my second time making this.
I was a little bit at a disadvantage,
but we're not going to talk about that.
But you know, spatula, everything I had to hand scoop it on.
What was the inspiration here?
I kind of like the crumb drizzle on it.
I like that.
I just felt like a little presentation.
I actually like that.
It kind of picks up the presentation from this right here.
a little balance. I like what I got going on. I do love the heart shape pain.
I know.
And you just told us about the color in the heart shape. Perfect balance on it.
They're kind of random squares.
I love it.
My friend, I didn't know we were being based on presentation. I would put them on a nice
link.
Okay, well we didn't know we were being judged on presentation.
I'm working.
Chuck's on a scene.
I knew if I was being told because I'm just a message.
Why are you...
What's up?
What are you just doing?
Where did you come from?
I'm chilling, but next you want to go ahead and just write them, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna write them.
And then when you're writing them, they give Segway and transition for Julie to come in and write them as well.
I feel like you guys should go judge at that table and we'll bring you over a more sample of these.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
Yes, yes, yes.
Kind of scared?
But okay.
I'm ingredients.
A little bit of electrolyte for my face.
Thank you very much.
A little bit of electrolyte for my face.
Thank you very much.
Who's...
Just the ass iPad is at.
MacBook.
Is that yours, Colton?
Yes.
I know it's not my MacBook.
You do have one.
Hey, is this for the flyers? I mean, the bugs and shit?
Like the zapper?
Oh yeah, let's just get him on the phone.
Oh nah, you be sniping him.
You think that would hurt if it touched human skin?
Oh my god, except whatever team gets the worst.
Has to be here with that.
Yeah.
Spagal.
I know I am going to try to get on the team.
Speaking of punishments, I think we need to have a winner and a loser.
You do?
That's what I said.
W2 Lee script. W2 Lee script.
W2 Lee script.
Yes.
So what's your...
I'm just gonna fuck around.
Gotta take...
Chad, what's your The Losers?
Yes.
Oh, TBTS.
Wait, can we do a hundred thank yous?
Ooh.
Oh, wow.
No, like 20.
Oh, that's pretty hard.
That's pretty hard, huh?
Maybe not.
That's inappropriate.
Yes, the chat's gonna make it weird.
Yeah.
I like doing thank yous.
These are too bad.
And I'm not doing them.
Yeah, you definitely can't do it. Your knees.
Jump it, no.
Loser gotta clean up.
I think it looks good, sir. I think it looks good.
Loser gotta clean up everything.
Ooh!
Oh my God, I like that.
Wait! Winner gets a MacBook.
No, wait, wait.
There, there.
No, cause the winners get decided by the people in public tomorrow
where the sales the most, where the best, where the public says...
So the chat could like do it?
And fuck chat!
Fuck chat!
They were biased in both ways, they liked the most.
Okay, but what for?
Okay, so should I just use one cookie then if we're gonna?
Yeah, yeah.
I was gonna do one too.
Yeah.
One cookie, even one muffin, because we can cut that muffin in half.
Don't waste your ingredients.
Yeah, because you only have limited to sell.
And we're gonna ask the public that we're gonna see what was the hot commodity of the
day.
Yes, we know which one
The losers don't have to fucking clean
The winners don't have to clean
It's not simple
Fuck
You didn't fucking attitude?
No, I'm talking to you little girls with your fucking little attitude
Dude, that's just someone else
That's your attitude
Every single last one of you motherfuckers got attitude
I got attitude, I got better
Every single one of you got attitude
Oh, I don't know what this is!
I'm gonna break your talking voice.
I do, I do need to go talk to her.
Wait, where's the plates?
Over there.
I feel like presenting on a paper plate is like, outpresentation.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What if your friend makes her look ass?
Um, if you're presenting on a paper plate, does that mean that you are expecting to lose?
Because you know that you've been cleaning it?
Oh shit.
That might be the case.
In case, Chef Junior, they know there's another loose,
so they'll choose him to do classic plates.
Yeah, they'll say that.
No, I remember the plates and stuff
we're presenting on the plates.
Yo, you are scaring me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show me that fucking knife, Pagey.
Oh.
The fuck going on?
At least you know if somebody gets cut,
she'll bring you paper towels, you know?
I mean, true.
I actually thought you died.
I fully was like.
Chad, what is, kill that boy.
What is that you moved?
He pogies in the chat.
No, no, there's no Poggies, no.
What the fuck?
That shit looks like a fucking...
That shit looks like a fucking smear diarrhea.
Smear diarrhea, bro. Come on. Fine dining.
Talk about it.
You just can't fuck Poggies.
You just fucking hurt it.
What the hell is that?
It's Poggies on 7TV.
Marf no for garnish.
It's okay, we're hanging this together.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
Fuckin' walk around, they fuckin' cookin' for us.
And they cl-
What are you doin'?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Um, hmm.
On second thought, I think we do need winners.
Yeah, I think we do need winners.
Y'all, hello.
Whoa!
Ah!
Fantastic.
What do you think the winners should get?
A MacBook.
I think that's a great idea.
It's a Marble.
I
Said what's in the winners yet, maybe it was steamed up
First
Make sure I have utensils
How will I eat without my utensils, if your food requires utensils?
It's like you got like four little slaves.
Is this what having a wife is like?
It's fucking sick.
It's so good. It's nice. I might be getting...
Hello! Hello!
Hello!
Welcome. This is the foxes.
Today we have for you cinnamon, snickerdoodle, apple cookie, and a fruity purple treat,
and a red crispy-fritzy cottage, and a little vanilla wafer for you.
You each get one of each, and enjoy it, and you each get your own little boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Oh, look, my fork even comes with a little rice crispy in it.
It looks like it was pre-used.
Oh, it was just for cut.
Oh, thank you.
Enjoy.
Yeah, nice.
That's cute.
Okay, are you going into that one first?
I'm going to do this one.
That's all we fork!
I'm going to do this one real quick.
I don't think she has that account.
Yeah, I don't know.
You definitely need to read that one.
I'm going to color this one.
Oh, sorry. I feel like I have one knife.
It's just saying establishment.
Oh, it's getting all over.
Dude, you put on a paper towel.
That's not my fault.
I'll just lift up the lot of it.
It's a fiber, you know.
Yeah, it's very fiber.
Cheers.
Bon Appetit.
Mmm.
I mean, damn.
Wow.
I mean, it does taste good.
I was thinking I'd do it.
What a pass of flavor, huh?
Wow.
Wow. I mean, it does taste good. I was thinking I'd do it with a half the flavor, huh?
Wow.
I already tasted the fruity purple ones over there, so you can taste the fruity purple ones.
I know you're gonna like it, too.
It's talking.
That's fruity.
Ooh.
There'll be a little fruity, a little little fruity, got a little something.
I know I like that one the most, too.
A little bit of rice, a little bit of crispy.
What the fuck is this?
I can't.
All right.
Also comes with a little, wait for it, a little garnish.
Yeah, I mean, partake, partake, partake.
Pre-packet, partake, partake.
You have to take a bite.
Did you make this from scratch?
Yes, it was, yes I did.
It was part of the garnish.
I bought them.
She would just grate your eyes and said yes.
I'm not joking.
Mmm, that's always, that's a good pairing with those.
Yeah, I think so.
Somehow it was the crispiest of all time.
It's not even the rice Krispies.
Let's taste the...
So are you saying the rice Krispies?
Like what am I supposed to do about that?
Let's taste the...what is this?
They're gonna want to get a little bit of apple with it.
Cinnamon, apple, snicket, little cookie.
Say Snicket will do it one more time.
Snicket, I love it.
Let's do it.
No need to be an alert.
Let's get some Bon Appetite apples in here.
Go ahead, Julia. Don't be shy.
Oh, sorry. I can't eat it.
Well, I'll fuck it up.
I'll just...
I'll be shy.
A little bit of apple.
Yeah, make sure you turn it up a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah, they can.
A little toast, maybe?
Yeah.
Okay.
Want an apple to eat?
Mmm.
Ooh-hoo!
Talk about pushing.
That's so good.
Oh, my God.
I can't get over it.
That's so good.
Looking like it?
Yeah.
Salt in here?
Is it whispers?
Yeah.
Salt me?
He's whispering it in there.
Do you guys mind turning around for one second?
Yes, of course.
So we have to sell these tomorrow.
Yeah.
This is so good.
Ready?
I'm gonna say we have to sell these tomorrow.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
These were so good.
Really? These were amazing.
Yeah, I would literally spend $15 on that one cookie.
You don't say.
It tastes like my grandma made it.
Aww.
Yeah, but grandma tastes so good.
What about the...
These taste like they were wrapped perfectly, you know, as soon as they were made fresh,
you definitely did not let them sit out in the open.
You said they weren't crispy, so if you're complaining about the crisp, that's exactly
what would happen if it's sitting there.
So it's two contradicting opinions.
You're saying oh, they're crispy now. They're not crispy. They set in the air. They're crispy now
They're not crispy, but if they were sitting and they're getting still they'd be crispier. So it's confident contradicting
I'm letting the people decide how flavorful the rice crispy. That's so much flavor didn't it?
Yeah, the the fruity pebbles one, you know really tastes like pretty bad rich
No, I'm actually I'm actually on a diet
Mmm, so good.
Oh yeah, tasteful, delightful.
So good.
I'll buy this over here.
Come back in?
Yeah.
Okay.
Overall, rating.
Overall rating.
But two for both.
9.5.
Wow!
9.5, amazing.
That's alright.
Hey, so they need 0.5 to beat us?
Impossible.
So they didn't point five to beat us?
Impossible.
Sure though.
Sure.
All right.
Thank you.
I think you should if you may take your place.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It was great.
I'm going to take this.
Hold on.
Yo!
She was disgusting.
I mean, I don't know how I'm going to stop her.
Oh!
The door that she was putting.
Yeah, that was great.
They were so good.
I'm going to spend, oh my god, I would actually tip.
Donate.
I'm nauseous.
I love it.
Team Julu?
Hello, Mademoiselle and Sir.
Today we also have you.
Nice decadent stars.
Oh my god.
And banana printout cake.
Yeah, banana printout cake.
Oh my god.
And banana pudding cupcake.
Yeah, banana pudding cupcake.
Tell me when to stop.
So? Okay.
Oh my God, the service.
The fucking presentation, the service?
Tell me when to stop.
The full service.
Oh, was it dry?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll finish it off.
Okay. All right.
So what do you want to start with first?
I suggest the banana pudding cupcake.
Actually, I'm going to start with the banana pudding cake.
I suggest the banana pudding cup. Actually, no, maybe maybe the s'mores cup. I want to see you guys pull apart it
Parts this looks like a juicy cookie right there
It has been a while since it's been baked so I don't know if it's really good and still but we will see
It's my first time making it so I hope you guys enjoy it
Alright, ready to grab one side. I'll grab the other
My god
Oh my god, have you tried one?
No, I have not.
Do you know what?
No, it's fine.
I want you to enjoy one.
Oh my god, I'm going to leave some of this.
You seem delighted on those animals.
What the fuck?
Is it good?
It's my first time making it.
She helped me with mixing the dry ingredients.
We did have to scratch our first batch
because I did mix it a little bit too fast,
but I hope this is perfect for you guys.
No, but not.
Is it good?
I've always wanted to try this recipe before.
Hey, it's time to talk about presentation.
I'm not done eating.
So this serve, it is speechless, service.
Specialist.
Specialist?
Delicious.
I'm gonna reserve my thoughts to the end though.
You're right.
What do you guys think about the banana pudding cupcake?
Let them wash it down, let them, let them.
Cleanser palette.
Yeah, cleanser palette.
because they have water here for us.
That is amazing establishment.
You guys can split it in half whenever you're ready.
Oh my gosh.
If you need a refill, this one's for you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's actually right here.
Okay, how should we eat it?
So, we can't just dig in, we have to undress it.
We have to undress it, we want to split.
Yeah.
Let's undress that back.
Double wrap.
Oh, double wrap.
Just a hand.
It's like an Amazon package, you know what I love?
Amazon packages.
Yup.
It's coming off. Very cool.
What's up?
Alright, you can split it in two.
Just go down the middle here, shall we?
Take your half.
I'm on a diet. I'm gonna take the smaller half.
It's bananas so it's healthy. Don't worry. Oh perfect. Oh, I've heard you love bananas.
This might change your whole respective on bananas. We do use organic bananas so it does
have that organic flavor. Make sure you get some frosting on there. I want you guys to
help you at the same time. I'm going to get another fork then, shall we?
Okay, so you're gonna get enough icing.
Yeah, get enough icing.
Get some icing up there, but it's not.
There you go.
Nice icing here.
Okay.
Good.
One, two, three.
Cheers.
I usually eat it just bite into it, you know.
I don't like it.
Okay, hold on.
Can you turn around for one second please?
Okay, so maybe we should adapt to the winner, shall we, Bert?
Yeah.
Winners, winners.
This is actually good.
This is good.
You guys can turn around how'd you enjoy it? Is it nice and sluffy? It's my second time making it
Changered your trajectory of your life listen
This shit was honestly not even trolling good as fuck. Thank you. Thank you sir. That's my recipe my room
Make recipe that I have aim high would shut one of these up his ass
That's a problem.
Do you think we can get in high?
Should we get in high to try?
I would try everyone's stuff.
Would you get in high to try everyone's stuff?
Maybe after everything.
Do you have a rating?
Because I have my own personal rating.
I think it's a 9.9.
Wow!
Thank you so much.
Fuck it already.
We did a good job.
I couldn't have picked any one.
This is 9.9.
This shit is good.
It's always on the brink of possession.
I don't even like bananas.
This is some shit.
Anybody that likes bananas, they would make you touch their G-spot.
We did it.
You're actually so proud of them.
We have one more surprise.
Okay.
Julia?
Yes?
Whenever you're ready, bring out this surprise.
I wonder, what do we have here?
What's this?
It's probably a cake.
Mm-hmm.
What do you have here?
I wonder if it was something else.
Make way, make way!
Oh!
What did you guys make that?
What did you guys make that for?
What did you make that for?
You didn't even know you guys were making that!
Oh my God!
Why?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God!
Oh, it's without us knowing!
Oh my God!
We're geniuses, somebody said.
Oh, I hope you guys made us something too.
That's so sweet.
Are y'all magicians?
Actually, we will be selling this too tomorrow.
Yay!
One can of brownie.
And since it's the Julia Kins and the Eurasian Gaming collabed on this piece of art, there
will be going for $35.
Wow!
You're manipulating your fans who are coming to get you.
$35 a pop.
So you're taking advantage of them when you're rich.
And I can't even find a house.
I don't live in a house like this, by the way.
You live in a house like this?
Oh, no.
But I have a house.
That's exactly what I started thinking.
Just for tomorrow.
But I have to say, on looks alone,
I think this has to be a 10.
I think it's a 10.
This is a 10.
I'm not going to lie.
Without even tasting it, it just looks, I think it's a 10 and I think we win the challenge.
Oh, yeah!
Hell's a 10!
I think we win.
We never saw a 100!
I was hard on the side!
We need to do 100 gifts at once!
Don't you?
There's no reason to do 100s at once.
100, 100, 100, 100.
No, no.
We act too.
No, no.
Don't spend your time.
He should, don't spend your time.
100 gifts is fucking great.
Fucking great, but it's all right for me. It's all for me. We were sort wait. We don't have to say thank you
I don't need you to do it. Thank you, Murray. I kind of want to see it. Okay, you get the fucking how to get it
I don't know, it was simple.
I thought it was hard.
Yo, good Friday, little bitch.
Close. Close.
Yo, you fucking lost. You lost, Nassim.
Wait, I actually don't want to try this. Do you mind?
Oh, girl, that's why I had to.
Is it good? It's amazing.
Wait, wait, wait. Close it. Close it.
Our pain is a lot.
Maybe Collin wants some.
You were a target.
We're not the enjoyers.
Yes, you can hear what it says over there.
Wait, what's up tonight?
Listen.
You got a Nintendo Switch.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's because I boxed someone.
Hold on, listen.
Shut up.
Because they got to listen for real.
They did lose.
But it's okay.
Because you got to clean the fucking kitchen.
Get the fucking kitchen.
Clean that shit.
Fuck out of here.
Come on, I can't.
Go put it clean.
And then we got to a little bit of Boston lessons for our first show.
Oh, you got to get some work.
No, we didn't act.
No.
Go clean my place.
Oh, you gotta get to work.
No, we didn't act, no, go clean my fucking kitchen.
That damn it.
It's actually good.
Clean-in segment, go ahead, Colin.
Bro, that actually is so good.
They gotta clean it first.
Oh my god, yes!
Rossi!
Yes!
Oh my god, you're the best!
Oh my fucking god!
My time is fucking up.
What are you guys talking about?
She could beat me obviously.
No, no, no, she's never fucked up.
I'll throw my best.
Oh my god, and you fucked up!
I'm gonna take off my...
Huh?
I want me to come over here.
Put Jason on the car to get it right now.
I'm gonna go and grab the helmets.
Yeah.
We just got CTE, I'm not about to...
I don't know, is that...
We got a train.
So, Maury, what are you doing?
I'm not doing boxing.
No one's in my weight class.
Don't say that.
No one's in my weight class.
What's your weight class?
You know the man.
Wait, I'm 100 pounds.
I'm 850 pounds.
Okay.
I'm 160.
Wait, I'm like 168.
Well like it mainly goes like here and then like here and then like here.
We know.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you want me to wear it?
You want Sparrow?
I don't need the headgear.
Oh, shit.
Oh, listen.
I don't want to mess up my head.
Listen, come on.
I know someone who does need the headgear.
Don't go.
Hey listen, this is what I say in Sparrow.
I only go as far as my phone is.
Really?
She actually needs all of that.
I love that.
When are they fighting?
26.
Of this month.
Wait, I'm actually studying.
I want to prove that I'm not around.
I'm so, I'm so, you've gotten so much better.
I have.
What's the matter with this?
I'm not around.
Wait, I want to see you back at the beach.
I'm not going to go boxing you tonight.
You're in.
Hold on.
Why are you...
You're gonna run out of a hurtin' neck tomorrow.
I'm gonna prove that I'm not us.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm gonna fight for you.
Moral
I got to see what this is
Yeah
Jesus Christ
Work you want to work too strong too fast to my power to my technique
They went out there.
Please don't hurt me.
You got a little bow like it.
She wasn't even allowed.
She didn't even look down.
What if you got a newie?
You got a newie.
I bet you can't do that.
Give me three months.
Give me three more months.
We doing all the time.
I don't know how to do it.
So it's this one?
So this is like a jab.
Bop.
I don't know how to do it.
So it's this one? So this is, this is like a jab.
You're so fast for this.
Here you go.
Can I do that?
I do have my jab gross.
Wait, can somebody take a little bit more?
Wait, do you have an open area?
Yeah, I think.
I'm gonna try to go over here.
Ha!
Oh my god.
What you got?
Ha!
Whoa!
Ha!
So, I feel like I'm like a circus animal.
Oh!
No, you're gonna go.
You're gonna fucking go.
All right.
All right, so look, listen.
Oh my, she's right in the sand.
No, you're so tall.
She's, oh my.
Come on, girl.
I'm right!
No, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
That was good.
Why is she looking down from here?
I know.
I need you, if you were her boxing coach.
Yes.
And you know she has the fight of her life.
Yes.
In a few days or weeks.
Yes.
What is the first thing where there's sand, everything.
Start with the base.
I need the, I need the, I need the little.
You need the pads.
Oh my God, you're fighting and,
What day is it 26 of this month three weeks?
No, is there any man? Oh, she's coming to Miami. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna go to LA
But she said she's coming to Miami already. So are you
Find out you might know are you orthodox or Southpaw? Are you right or left-handed right? You're right. Okay, so go ahead your boxing stance
Okay, so
One thing is I want you to be a little bit more more diagonal. I don't want you to be
Uh, like straight towards me, so like back foot, a little bit to 45, oh that's the wrong way.
This way?
Yeah.
You're doing the sandals, go barefoot.
Yeah, low key.
Okay, there we go.
They said we'd tell them about that anyway.
I'm going to do a slight bend in your knee so that you can march forward.
Let me see your back.
That's going to be, so it's going to be opposite.
Oh, there.
Yeah, yeah.
To your main hand.
She hits hard.
You stepped in here.
So the only thing I want you to do a little bit more is I want you to turn that thumb down
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna have like you're squishing a cigarette squishing a cigarette
So you're yeah, yeah, but usually so if I'm here it's gonna be well you can kind of it's more like a like if you're going
I mean back and forth
You can
A little bit more turn perfect
Beautiful. Okay, so we're gonna do a one-two. So after you turn with that, you're gonna be loaded on your hip
You're gonna come straight back. Make sure you have that that that main hand back
Okay, so the only thing I don't want you doing when you're throwing that to you I kind of saw it on the screen
I don't want you stepping on your toes
What I want you to do is you're coming back to your original stance.
So I'm here, ah, ah, and you're going to be watching around, yeah.
A little bit, you're kind of like pushing off with that toe.
Because what you're going to do is you're coming into their range.
I'm doing too much.
So they can easily just hit you back.
Okay.
Okay, good.
Much better.
What?
I want to score a cat.
Yes.
We got this movement, militant, yeah?
I'm gonna mess with this so they go beat your ass,
put my hands up.
So you're right at left handed?
Right, okay, so yeah, so you all have your left foot forward.
It's gonna be opposite to opposite,
so this will be your main hand,
this will be your power hand.
Go ahead, you're gonna have your chin down.
We're gonna be protecting your chin the most.
Go ahead and let me see your jab.
Oh my God, bitch, again.
Again, same thing, I want you to try to keep it.
I want you rotating all the way with the shoulder,
And then what you can kind of do to line up your punch is almost pretend like your shoulder is going to be covering your chin a little bit
So you're coming out and you're almost using this as like defense. Okay, so again a
Little bit more. I want you to almost like a straight line
No, it's okay
A little bit you're kind of yeah, yeah
Good so now we're gonna have a one two sometimes a little over just doing jobs. So we're gonna go one two
Amazing, don't drop that two.
Awesome.
And then when you're throwing that two, make sure you have that hand right there.
A good, good again.
Imagine like you're hitting my face, so I want you to go straight out.
That was good!
That's awesome.
We're going to move around with it a little bit, almost like we're fighting.
So again, make sure that you're not walking on a tight rope.
We're going to be a little bit more wide.
more wide so if you get hit you can you can handle it yes and everything. So here we go
you're gonna be coming a little bit towards me, come towards me you're gonna find a range
oh you're amazing I was afraid I was gonna hit you. You know the person I was just so
devious she's so devious. Okay listen let's see how much you've improved. If I do good. Yes yes yes.
She's improved a lot because when she first started she didn't know how to throw a punch
Now look at them.
Confident.
So we're going to start with our jab.
Amazing jab.
Again, I want you to rotate that hand more.
So you're going to come out right here.
Your thumb's going to be down.
It's like you're pouring out a coffee mug.
But it's not going to be until like the very end.
So you're not going to be like this.
It's going to be here and at the very end.
Okay.
Ooh, good.
Again.
All right, we're going to do one, two.
Good!
See?
And then what ended up happening in your fight was because she was a lot longer, she was
able to post out on you.
Yes, yes.
So she was able to keep you in her range, which was slightly out of yours.
I couldn't do that thing.
So what would she do in that situation?
As a shorter fighter, you just have to march through it.
So if I'm here, the thing is, if I'm in your space and I'm shorter than you in my range,
was it Katie?
Yeah.
Katie wouldn't have been able to extend her punches.
Also, a lot of times with boxing, you can get really tight in the shell.
If you're hitting really hard, it's fine, and then as soon as you feel a hit, then you
can respond back.
See, I tried in the beginning to go for the stomach, and then I just, I was too, getting
my head rocks.
Can you do a double jab for me?
Good, again?
All right, I want double jab too.
Amazing!
So if you would have just, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast,
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
A lot of times I'll say with you,
since it's gonna be like your first fight,
it's gonna be the other girl's first fight,
it's gonna be the other girl's first fight.
The other girl fought her and-
She's fought Jason's boxing,
she's been on it three times.
Yeah.
She's not a crazy good boxer,
but she's like, she's better than-
She has a great experience.
Yeah, she has a great experience.
Yeah, I would definitely like overwhelm her.
So that's the thing-
Jackson crosses up.
A lot of people, okay, so let's say someone like,
someone who's new to boxing,
they don't know what to do when they're getting overwhelmed.
Let's say Diana is just fucking...
That's how defense, defense, defense, and dirty boxer and boxing is.
It doesn't even make you don't have to worry about getting taken down, anything like that.
Somebody starts hitting you, bullying them, bullying them.
So go, just go in there and punch me.
I was just trying to cover my face and eat things.
Yeah, it's like rocketing, it's like moving a whole thing.
But the thing is, a lot of times with more amateur or lower level boxers,
they don't know how to box backwards.
So if I'm coming over here and I'm like,
I'm boxing you down and I'm bullying you and I'm hitting you in the body,
And then you get them against the ring and then also if they're bouncing off the ring
They don't know how to fight off the ring
Hmm, so I would just say a lot of times in situations like this be the more aggressive fighter and trust your defense
Always always go back into your shell
I promise you might feel your gloves getting hit, but you won't feel it
If that makes sense also the adrenaline will help. I'm not gonna. I'm worried about losing my energy
Like, I think some people get tied up in the first round and they don't just go to the rest of the rounds.
For me, the one thing that helps me, one is find out what your ring time is, so if it's two minute rounds, train three minute rounds.
So then once you go, you'll feel a little bit better. Also, there's a thing called an adrenaline dump.
So a lot of times when you're going to these fights, you're going to feel a lot of adrenaline before you even go into the ring.
What I like to do is I like to dump all of the adrenaline, so that means when you're warming up at least like an hour before, get all of your energy out.
All of it. I want you to be dead tired, stoked and sweat. And then, once the hour kind of comes, you'll be reset.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
So, you know, one hour before, and then...
Yeah.
What should she really be working on at the career? Like, what should she really be focusing on?
Sometimes, focus on too much shit. You don't really get sharp on one or two and three.
walking forward with your jabs, walking forward with your jabs, and then your defense, yeah.
And then also what you can do is, one of like, one defense exercise I like to work on, is
if I'm like hitting you, it's also you responding.
So I'm gonna have this open once I'm here.
So it's almost like, oh I hit right after?
Yes, so I have this, yes.
So it's almost like a response.
So why go in like a hook or like a uppercut or a wudgy?
I wanted to uppercuts just because I wanted I would keep it as simple as possible
Also, you have to realize that a lot of times with with amateur boxers as well
They will drop their hands and they'll just throw him haymakers
So that means their center will be open
So if you're just here and you're prepared for those haymakers and you're just responding with the jab
Over and over and over again. It'll be great
And be just be aggressive. Okay, stop it now. Wait, lookie. Can I I see a question?
Can you hit me?
Because I've never been hit before.
I want to put the hair gear on and I want you to punch me and I want to see their hair.
Because I gotta be ready for that.
We'll work up to it. We'll work up to it.
Who's going to get CTE? What the fuck?
Would you...Sparp a snuff phone?
No, a smart one.
Wait, are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, are you sure?
She knows what it feels like.
It hurts.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You got hair ties on?
No, I have hair ties on.
Okay, better than that.
Wait, did she take the stuff?
I'm not trying to work it off.
It's going to slip out.
Check.
Hey.
I did that.
Yeah.
No.
Uh-oh.
Now ladies, this is going to be a technique sparring, so please don't try to knock each other out.
Try to get some good work and be careful of the board.
This is going to work.
How do you put this on?
We had to put this on, yeah.
It should be...
Ewww, are you farting?
Ewww.
I think you heard that?
I think it's gone.
It's not like you're fucking gone.
Wait, you're back?
Yeah, I guess I was.
Look, why that's respectful, though?
Is that too tight?
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to roll!
Is that too tight?
Yeah.
This should be, like, special with the big boxing.
Oh
I don't want to see no blood today, girl
You just see what that is cool. She's telling me she's telling me to kill snowcone. She's very sad
You gotta give up your sister get back to your sister game. She worked through the whole sisters. That's kind of crazy
That'd be really bad. But y'all know what she's got three years experience game. Y'all got two weeks
three years? well she's not three years
three matches
I think the first one was around a year ago
wait I need some gloves
don't worry
these ones?
yeah give them toya ones on
is this good?
kill each other
Are we still gonna do this in here?
Oh my god.
Wait, I have a question for you.
It probably better outside.
No, because then when do you have to pull them full?
Uh, I don't know.
No, no, no, I'll stop.
I'll stop.
We'll stop it.
It's up to you guys.
I'm just gonna go in and just,
my collar will go up.
Oh, this is giving me a girl back shot.
Yeah, like, right in that corner over there.
So, we just got,
get up,
A bull up in his chat!
Damn, we got streetbeeps in the backyard!
Body slammer in the pool!
Why do you look like you fucking blurted that?
Why do you have a pool?
Not to swim in the winter!
Put Santa on the way.
Santa on the way.
You did that?
I'm not gonna lie.
That banana pudding cupcake kinda good.
I didn't say that.
Hold on a second.
I'm not gonna say that.
Apple snickerdoodle cookie.
I didn't feel the need to take from that plate.
Get it for the deed.
I didn't feel the need to take from that plate.
I want you to do a minute 30, one minute.
Uh, who is it?
I put my dint in it.
A minute 30, a minute 30.
A minute 30.
Wait, who got that money on who, like?
Yeah, this is a sparring session.
This is a friendly sparring session.
Judges, right?
We're judging.
No, no.
We're judges.
You're out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't mean to.
Oh my god.
What's she getting?
A few socks.
So I can take my sandals over and do some of my socks.
Yeah, you need socks or not?
No.
Yeah, I should.
You got sneakers.
L sandals.
L sandals, yeah.
I could be barefoot.
I wouldn't be barefoot.
No, but where are you training out of?
Uh, TB.
To have a bag.
Oh shit, okay, training at Tampa Bay with who?
Uh, oh shit, who am I training with?
Ryan Garcia, fuck.
Ryan Garcia?
Yeah.
All right.
That's a lot of expectation for me to, I'm...
Still expected.
I'm on Pat's corner.
Apparently not.
I've got friends too, I could have two friends.
Okay.
I got two friends.
Hahaha.
Is there like, oops, this is exciting.
It's off!
Wait, what if we just boxing up those?
Hold up, yeah, I'll take it off.
Everyone will just bring in some mud.
Why not?
Oh, sorry, you were taking too long.
Oh, sorry. You were taking too long.
Mm-hmm.
Ugh.
Oh, you didn't get a...
I'm not even warm-dust.
What is it? What is it?
I'm not even warm-dust.
All right, obey my commands at all times.
Well, he's an all-kill each other.
That's what they be saying. Yeah, I didn't even know that.
You can touch gloves if you like.
Yeah, I can touch gloves if you like.
Oh!
Fight him, hero!
Come, come, come, here.
All right, ladies, this is gonna be one clean fight,
a minute, 30 seconds of pure, clean boxing.
You may, you will obey my commands at all times.
Understood?
Understood.
All right, if you're gonna shake hands, shake hands now.
Back to your corner.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I guess so.
All right.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Yeah!
No.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I can't, I can't breathe.
Oh my god, you're going to die.
Oh no, I'm tired.
Go that dog in there.
You went, you went that dog in there, you went that dog in there.
You went daddy.
I'm sorry I didn't break it off, because I was watching.
You went daddy.
Oh my god.
No, no, snooker, you went that dog in there.
Go your corner, go your corner.
No, she lets you in, she lets you in.
No, no, get to your corner!
Oh my god.
Woo!
Daddy wins.
Oh my god.
Sit down.
Are you fine?
No.
Yes.
Okay, what you're doing is like, you don't make yourself smaller.
You got to make yourself bigger, you know?
You need this?
Yeah.
We're, you know, we're just, you know, listen, your aggression is great.
We've got to pick and choose our shots a little bit.
Don't do that.
I'm mad.
Listen, I love you.
You know, you're fucking right what I'm doing.
I feel good.
I feel bad.
This is your first fight.
Yeah.
I
Should we go again we can do one more
Back up.
Okay, just a second round.
Okay, go ahead.
All right, we're ready?
And three, two, one, fight!
Watch for this and pick a shot.
They're nice.
Aw!
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on!
This is the first time.
Come on, come on, sit down.
Right!
Stand up!
Oh, Oliver!
Nice touch.
Oliver!
Oh, nice.
Ah!
Oh!
Bobby!
Oh, that's the time.
Come on!
I'm going to be my inhaler.
OK.
I'm going to be your trooper.
OK.
I'm going to be your trooper.
Did you find the streets?
Yeah.
She fucking is going to the fucking streets.
OK.
Let's shit.
Did amazing.
I'm almost a little shocked.
I'm not a lie.
Diane, I'm just a lie.
Oh, I like seeing them fight each other.
But they feel weird.
Let's call the rep.
Are you ready?
Let's call the rep.
It's snow cold on this cookie.
Does that mean I'm cooking with Diana?
What happened, Kate?
I feel like you didn't even exert all your I don't know I feel like if this was Diana
It was the same situation you fucking you would have not like I don't know
I feel like you're pulling back a little bit, but no
We are you allowed to hit directly in the face. Yeah, oh girl. Yes, that's what you want to do
The only thing that I saw you doing is you were using your backhand as your jab
So you were you were peppering this one a lot, but this is your power here
Okay, so if we can find a way to switch that where you're peppering so think of your jab is not power
It's set up so right you're establishing a pattern
You're keeping them away from you and then when you're ready
You okay at the hardest one that you can't let me tell you
I mean I like to think about your left hand as your jab
That's like your setup. Yeah, right is the power as big. I just taught you that I said your right is your power
Yeah, it's a basic what she just
You were kind of doing a little bit opposite you're doing a great job fighting backwards
So if she ends up kind of pushing you, I also want you to try to push back.
Because you can really push back by staying strong in your stance, keeping
tight and with that jab, like over and over and over and then when you see an
opening then you twist into the cross.
I just feel like you're getting pushed back a lot but I want you to really push forward.
You feel what I'm saying? They coming at you like really push back at them, you know what I'm saying?
and then load up on that pushback with your tower hand and really use that jab to set up.
You don't have a problem with backing up back pedaling, right?
So but sometimes you got to switch the defense to the office.
You got to get up on it and make them back pedaled. Hit them with that right.
Use your jab to set up, the jab to set up, hit them with that right.
You're backing up. Also, get mean with it. We're fighting, okay?
So if somebody is pushing you like that, I want you to show up and I want you to fucking get back.
I'm pushing them. Yeah, get back on them.
You stand strong and you get back at them and then you rip them off the body.
Wait, if I push on them, you just gonna push me?
No, well, if you're in my face like this, how the fuck am I gonna punch you?
Oh, it's really cool. Really push on them. Really push on them.
Yeah. Really push on them. Really push on them.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! You should do it.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm not fighting them. Listen. You know what I think you should do? Just shut up a little
bit. Really get in them. Get in them a little more. You gotta really fucking get them in
them a little more. That's why I feel like y'all should be good. Shut up. Get in them.
Throw some shit like that. They ain't gonna tell you that, but I want them to be honest.
So get in them. Okay. But really get in them. They don't want to get in them. Who don't
It's like what's going on she hit my eyes from there. I said I couldn't see for the rest of the fight
I'm worried about that. That's why I was backing up so I can't see
I think I'm just not wearing makeup, man. I'm not fighting something
Vaseline.
Don't you have a brush?
No, I'm not putting something on. Watch out, Paigey! Watch out!
You said don't want me to go?
No, don't fight.
Vaseline, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's the tech. Vaseline is the tech.
What is Vaseline going to do?
Now I have scratches and stuff and I'm slippery.
It's a bunch of slip off your fucking face.
Fuckin' slip, man, shit.
Go in there like, like, all of these shit.
I'm not colliding.
Matt, hold up.
If this is your first time, Lily, that's a good time.
You got power in your shit, gang.
Your head's got power, gang.
She said if I was scoring some of the 100 pounds, I'd fuck them up.
No, she has aggression.
You're a totty, gang.
She said if I was in my weight class, I would win.
Probably would.
She has great aggression.
I'd be scared for them, gang.
for them gang I know my way class
why the girl on my way back to the frickin
oh there's a few I don't know
no clothes weight class though like who sonny
how much did she wear I think she's also
100 that's what I've talked to me
maybe my valkyrie home I he got
my face
that's my thing
she had a gym
she's got more stamina
I think mine is too tall
she's my height and we
I know she's my height and we
No, she's dead active like, women are like this.
Oh my god.
Yeah, she's small.
She's tiny.
Sucks being 6'2".
I always tell this to Patsy.
Alright, so Julia vs Colton?
Yes!
Colton.
There you are, motherfucker.
I'm like, where's the line?
No, you're good.
Okay.
No, you didn't hit me.
I just, okay.
Are you okay?
What is it?
You was fucking, fucking my chat up or what?
That's my favorite.
Okay.
What is he was fucking fucking my channel? That's my favorite you got a split and then you push off and then you're loaded up with
This fun, please what the fuck
Where Mario right
It's like a fighter POV. Yeah
Can I get like a mouth cam like holding the dude we gotta get the metaglasses that would be sick
I was fucking with me. I'm gonna hit on my own. Y'all gonna put your money on me, right?
What?
I'm gonna put your money on me, right?
I live out here.
What happened?
What did we do?
Oh, yeah, Jack.
No, I'm not glad. I'm actually not that worried.
You're not that worried?
I think you're worried for me.
You actually...
So it's not gonna be zero to three, right?
I think you're gonna get her.
You're having her.
Just the techniques. Get the footwork.
Yeah.
You're strong enough for her, but she just got more knowledge.
So no no no troll every day every day when you get back home. You are training
I don't care if you string that day. I don't care if you're upset. You're training every fucking day
Unless your trainer is like okay, this is the rest day you need rest or recover or something like that
You understand? Yes sir. Yeah, I want you watching film too. If you want to be on YouTube
Obsessed with this shit. Mmm. I want you to stick on the most basic shit though. Do not learn. Do not
learn too much like polish up your fundamentals make sure you're keeping
your hands close and and even if you can get like a tire or a ring and you can
spar somebody in the ring you keep that you keep that front foot in and you do
not leave it and that's how you're gonna that that's how you'll learn to respond
in like a close range
yeah that's hard. We're giving her tips guys she about to take some of the shit.
The thing with Diana is she's watching all my training segments. Like she's gonna watch
No, no, no, I don't want you training on stream.
You can send me any of your sparring clips.
Even if it makes sense, I'll come back.
OK, no.
I don't want you training on stream.
What do you mean?
She's going to sit there and study your shit.
She sits there and watches what you do.
She's going to see what you're weak at and go,
you do what I'm saying?
Well, I'll show you.
She's going to watch this already.
Because I was doing the makeup, but that's fine.
Keep some shit up and down.
You can do what I'm saying, but keep some shit.
I kept all my training.
He's going to go special move.
Killed.
OK, but that's kidding.
She ain't going to go down here.
Katie B's.
Katie B's called.
That's a demon.
All right.
I got a she-do-dee.
A she-do-dee.
Back on play-play.
Let's go shoot around a little bit.
Yeah, let's go shoot around.
I like dribble it in between our eyes.
Let's go shoot around a little bit.
We can go through this side.
Oh, let me go now.
Oh, yeah.
I need a bit.
Got a little auto.
All right, here we do.
Hold on, give me one sec.
You guys are going to clean this pool though.
Every two every like one zero some shit really?
Yeah, right now on this part. Yeah, oh my god dog we're fucking some shit up over here, but over here
It was fake all the time I knew it
Yeah
I didn't bring like basketball shoes wait y'all can you buy me basketball shoes?
Wait!
Rage can you build my house back here?
God can I miss Rage can you buy me this?
Can you get me that?
Can you build this?
Can you do that?
Can you do this?
Holy fuck!
Put this in your pocket.
I mean there's room for you.
Do you have a pocket?
Yes I have a pocket.
Oh shit.
Don't drop it please.
I'm not gonna drop it.
I actually know it's gonna sad.
Alright!
Rage can I stay there?
Oh, why don't you go through there?
Let's start a little closer.
I'm just a joke, though.
Huh?
Don't look at that window.
I want the fair square.
I just put my whole heart into that bacon segment.
I can't lie.
Where is Kat?
Oh, Paisolos!
I know.
Clay and Laurie?
I know.
Cat
Oh, he's almost. I know.
Slam, Marty.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Chad, who do you think will be the best Hooper?
Oh, man, why don't you go through the hole?
What do you think will be the best Hooper?
Oh, come on, man.
If it goes through I'll get a nice on.
Oh my.
Sorry.
You don't have to do a 100 free throws challenge.
I'll win.
Go go go go go go go go go.
I'm crazy, I'm crazy.
Go ahead B-5.
go ahead P-Far
watch this
big dick is here
don't watch that guys
alright guys if I missed this shot
oh my god
she's not on my team
everybody I want to see a free throw
Yeah, it's this right?
Yeah, this is not a real disaster.
Do you have another ball?
That line.
OK.
I got a ball, yeah.
OK, go to order.
I'll tell them what I don't know.
Free throws look like.
Right here?
Rage, I can see your panties.
What?
You have your pants on.
Bro, shoot the fucking free throw, man.
Rage, I saw it.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
Where you pulled out a gun at someone that came up over here?
Oh, right there.
Yeah, I saw that.
That's just order.
Why are you just running, blazing?
Okay, okay.
Oh, oh, got that, got that, got that.
Oh!
Tight shit.
No, no, no, no.
Right, right, the white one.
Oh, not my first.
My first one.
Oh, okay.
Got a little bit of accuracy on it.
Okay, Maury.
Us.
All right.
Again?
Yeah.
Should we make that, bitch?
Oh, until I make it?
Oh, it's got word.
From the league commissioner, game actually been updated from first to 11 to first to
3.
Yeah.
First to 3.
Three points?
No, the commissioner tomorrow will pin us up on the games and...
Three points?
Yeah.
These are who we knuckles for.
Oh, you can't make one, gang.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh
I don't get it.
I get that one. That's a basketball joke that everyone does.
You hear Maury?
Why does it go in?
Okay, I'm going this way.
In the middle of the room, in the front.
Okay, Snow, call.
You're gonna throw me?
Almost throw me, almost throw me.
Shass up, you're going too.
Yeah!
You got a perm angle.
Be more.
Get a perm knee.
Get in the free throw line.
Come on.
Basketball.
You're playing basketball.
Hey, put him in the middle.
Fuck it.
I'm in there.
Second one.
It's a spark?
What the fuck was that?
He said what?
He said no.
Yes!
I think it's my turn.
Talk to her.
Is it my turn or your turn?
I don't know.
Okay, calm down on me.
You got this.
Oh, fuck.
Almost.
Alright, let me try this. Hold on.
What's the method? What's the method?
Step, carry with the shot, boy.
I got to see what they got to work on.
I got to get a little bit off.
Hey, I miss my lads.
You shoot with...
Wait, Paige.
What are you shooting?
What hand do you think you're shooting?
My dominant hand.
And what do you think this hand is for?
My guide.
Hold me.
Your hands are too close together.
Put the left one more to the side a little bit.
Yeah, like that, shoot.
Whoa!
Listen, the ball is in the goal,
wherever your elbow and your wrist go.
Show us, show us, Dinky, show us.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think I'm gonna hit his first time?
Go, go, go.
Check.
Oh!
You suck!
No!
Oh!
Ah!
Flash ass!
I'm following.
I'm subbing.
Hmm.
Re-flying.
Not my rage.
You go.
Go ahead, Mark.
Wait up.
You win.
I'll just wait.
Let's go.
This is my streamer.
Let's go.
I'm getting my heart rate.
Hey!
What the heck?
No.
Come on, Stonkhaun.
I really feel like this ball's the flaker.
Oh my god!
Are pay?
Hey, did you give him?
Yes?
I like that.
You got a little order!
Oh you can't you crazy!
I wish I got a little order!
I got a little order!
Oh my god!
Oh my God.
Green, green, green.
Oh my God.
You got to make that.
Go ahead, baby.
Make a green. Make a green fuck nigga.
Green fuck nigga.
Go back.
Get it. No, no, just keep going.
What?
I think my nigga is coming out.
Hey!
Hey now.
Now I need y'all to start right here. I need to see it right hand later.
What? Lay off!
Listen, you just dribble how many other dribbles you want? One, two, or whatever, but just know you can't...
We're not told!
You can't. Listen, you know, I'll get lower and even do it. Listen, after you stop dribbling, you can't take more than one, two steps.
You can do one step and go, or two steps and go. You can do no steps and just put it up.
But you can't get do more than two steps without dribbling, you know what I said?
So let's say it's illegal.
That's why I'm just doing this, running around like this.
You got to be dribbling and you feel me?
There you go later.
I remember when I tried out for basketball in middle school and you know,
I didn't even get drafted into the C team.
See, they have a C, okay?
Yeah, I wasn't even in the C team.
A layup.
You could walk it, you could jog it, you could run it.
But you're dribbling with your right hand here.
You can put up with like this or you can you can underhand it, but you just kind of
Lay it up like that hit the backboard. You want to aim for like the corner or the side of some shit
Okay, if you aim right here, it's gonna always go in
Am I got the corner to top box?
That's the only height
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it from down there, I promise you you can do it from down there.
You can do it from down there.
What I want to see, I don't want to see any stopping, I want it to be like, you feel me, I don't want you to stop with it, I want you to put that up.
I'm gonna get that up.
Oh my God.
That board.
What?
Okay, all right.
Good shit.
And put it back board next time.
Go ahead.
Stand up board.
Oh my God.
I know you can do it.
I feel it.
Oh.
Oh, close.
Go ahead, Snow.
Come on, Snowcon.
Here you go.
Let me try, let me try.
You can do it with one hand.
You can switch hands, but you can't do two hands in a second.
Oh, yes, Snow.
I think I lost nothing in my foot.
One sec y'all.
Okay, make it a lot, babe.
I got the ball for you.
I'll get the ball for you.
Oh my god.
Go ahead, Julia.
It's like floor is lava on the ground.
It hurts.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
Sorry my feet hurt.
It does hurt around this barefoot.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, what should we learn?
Man, there's a left leg.
I'm gonna go sit down, dude.
It's coming.
What the fuck are you doing, this cat?!
I know how you'll stand barefoot.
It hurts.
I mean, I can go barefoot.
Barefoot basketball.
like some of the 1960s like bench players that be like a maze or something like that
damn it goes pretty good.
Okay back down nigga, watch it with the black and white, nigga.
What?
If they would have seen this, they'd think I'm a fucking wizard, dang.
A wizard?
A wizard, nigga?
You see me?
Okay, watch your knee, knee, watch your knee.
Careful.
Oh my god.
I mean that was cool.
I'm glad.
Lay up, lay up, lay up.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
the bus sometimes. I can't see it. I look up and I'm like good boy actually.
Go ahead, Barbar.
Let me do something that will help you all out.
Let me show you.
Listen, listen, listen.
I'll give him back my shoes.
He's just standing over there.
He's doing shit.
Listen.
Stand in there.
So it's easier for you.
You can do this.
Look.
You can stop dribbling like these in the grandpa 3000.
Look at this.
One, two, and put it up like that.
You don't got to dribble all the way.
It's only snow with the bucket.
You don't got to dribble all the way.
That's amazing.
You can stop dribbling like right here and just take two steps.
One, two.
Okay.
What are you doing?
I'm doing this.
Yeah, okay.
Can we dunk?
Are we going to dunk?
Yes!
Wait, yes, yes!
Fuck!
I'm trying to move my leg, Julia.
Like play Gryffindor bow.
Okay, Julia.
I feel like I got a grip of the toes.
Are those fucking bras?
What?
You can't even get my favorite Nike sandals.
You're too good for Nike now.
Fragitas.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for Team OTK Shooting Guard.
Woo!
Okay.
Don't get up.
Oh!
That!
Hey!
That was close!
Give me my fucking sandals.
Fuck was that?
You blind?
I'm not made for basketball.
You're made for everything you want to do.
Sit your ass down and get it back in the line.
Grandma God didn't have one more fucking time.
Okay.
I'm not made for basketball.
Fuck was that?
You blind?
more fucking time.
Oh!
He's his ass!
I wanna say something about it, but my fucking feet hurt on this thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, they might be looking for a new two guard, combo guard in Austin.
Go ahead, Peggy.
This time I'm not trolling.
Don't troll.
I was trolling the whole time.
I believe.
Oh!
That's so close!
You put it underneath your...
Oh my gosh!
Okay, I'm all right.
What the...
Okay.
Oh, that's a close one.
Oh my God.
What the heck?
Yay!
I did it!
Let's go.
Is that the first player?
That's the first player.
There is a player.
There's no more cat.
Come on.
There's cat.
Okay, cat.
There's a good one.
Do it.
Oh my God.
That was a good one.
Good try.
Okay, no cat.
Hit him with the one.
I tried.
That was good, that was a good try.
Uh, Paige?
Yes, good shit Paige.
Notice how I didn't even hit the rim.
I just wish...
No!
Oh, no?
I just whacked.
I'm gonna back.
Paige made it.
We don't want to get that fake it, Snow.
I already made one!
I'm so sorry!
Oh my gosh!
A little more, a little more!
Okay!
Julia Bates, you're sorry!
No!
Oh!
At an angle, like that, at an angle.
Oh my gosh!
Keep trying. Don't mind it like this.
Okay.
Hey! Let's go! Let's go!
Come on!
Oh!
If that were a one in...
Shit!
Oh, you got it.
Practice the 2v2.
Okay, okay.
I'm in. Let's do this.
And we go get a 2v2. Let's get it.
Can we practice it?
It won't be with the teams. I don't want...
I don't need y'all fucking...
I'm done.
Now, you have to practice the 1v1.
1v1, right? 1v1.
It's the king of the court.
Okay.
But not 2v2. I don't want...
I don't want no top of the...
You got it!
Winners?
Winners what?
Spar you?
Whoa!
I want to be on Mari's team.
Wait, we all get to team up on Mari's team.
We all get to spar y'all.
No, no, no, no, that's not what you said.
That's not what you said.
That's what you said.
Yes!
Me and Em.
We're 2v2, the 2v2 team, what's your team?
So come.
I guess so.
You made your layup?
Yeah.
They caught it.
She made that shit?
Actually, I didn't get caught it.
All right.
Hit your ass up.
Me?
He's fucking ass up.
Who wants to go first?
I want to go first.
All right, them two.
All right.
Ah!
Did he just say get up and he said, don't get up?
No, we said up, because it's them.
And then we put it up.
He just said, get up, Paige.
Oh, yeah, what's up with you?
We want a guard. I don't care
I get down
I
Was in her face game why why did you just hit that why?
Oh
Check out.
Check the ball.
I don't know how to.
What's the point of that?
It just makes everybody's reaction.
You know what I'm saying?
Boom.
We started.
It's overpassed.
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
Oh, my God.
You hear she's maturing.
What the fuck?
What do you mean, uh, me on Rage of Stream?
You're so fucking cool.
What is that?
You're on Rage of Stream right now.
AI is crazy, you know?
Is that AI?
What's going on? What's happening? It's a new face filter.
Yo, where are you at? Where are you at, cus? Yeah, he's in Texas.
Where the fuck are you at, bro? What's up? Where are you at?
What are you at? What's up?
Shit.
You know what's crazy? You know how many times out of the ass you're gonna get her ass down here where I'm from?
Hey! These motherfuckers blew me out, Dean!
You look crazy.
You buy my ticket?
You look crazy.
I asked her one time, she said, alright.
Dean!
Oh!
Living. Living.
Dean, I met her one month ago.
What?
Why are you spreading these fucking lies?
First of all, he didn't ask me, and I did.
Second of all, okay, I'm going to get you.
Second of all,
Second of all what? Think of some coke. Think of a cap.
They paid for the tickets.
Wait, bro, are you doing what I'm saying?
Yo, Dean, you don't worry about nobody taking it out.
I said I said take that kick, dude. I fucked up.
You see? This is... I said I fucking took the goddamn deal.
My dumb ass.
All right, I'm hanging up the phone.
Dean, I was gonna call you.
Yo!
I just got here! Surprise! I just got here!
Yeah, it's fine. Enjoy your basketball.
She will.
Bye, D.
She got a blast.
Love you, D.
All right, let's go.
Let's run it.
Check it up.
Are we checking?
What is checking?
They just started the game, bro.
They're just getting the game.
1-0, then.
What should we go to 3?
Sure.
OK.
Hey!
That's our ball!
Woo!
Come on!
Let's get to go there.
Come on!
That's that Gary Payton defense, the glove!
You're like Luca Tim.
What the fuck?
What's that guy's name?
Look at Donik?
Woo!
That's a boy.
Wait.
You can check it right here.
OK.
So wait.
We got him.
Yeah.
Oh, where's Aimee?
We're going to get to Aimee there.
Get deep in, Snow Kong.
What the fuck?
That's a no!
He's supposed to be there!
That's a no!
No, no, no!
Pack, pack, no!
Give me that.
Oh!
Come here, come here!
Oh!
They said I'll be tight!
You're not, you're not,
I'll be tight!
Go for it, go for it!
We're not checking!
We didn't...
Oh!
What up?
Oh!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Why the hell did this fool make that shit?
How did you fucking flush?
I didn't fucking touch you!
Push me!
Wait, are those two waters?
Yeah.
Oh my god, you saved my life.
The back grass was a dot, no.
It's...
One one.
What do you have to get to win?
We got three.
What is the speed up the game for you or something?
I don't know, I don't know.
Unopen.
Oh!
Come on!
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up?
I need you to understand something.
I'm 10, I'm 10 passing my prime game.
when I jump it's only over a credit card I need to understand that yo
bro
check up
watch for the pick
dude are you okay?
she was about to pick your ass
I'm opening
good shit, good shit, good shit
how do you play basketball bruh
this is like I'm good
watch out Maury
alright here we go
Oh my god.
Oh.
What's this annoying?
What the fuck?
I'm already...
Now they're looking at all our gold trovers fucking boobies.
This is ridiculous.
What's your beef up?
Jesus, you're a ball thing.
No.
Oh, I did.
Okay.
In between him and the hoop.
If you could stop us, you could fucking stop them.
You understand?
Oh!
Oh, fuck, what the?
Oh!
Boom!
Oh!
No!
What?
Smoke him, smoke him, smoke him.
Smoke him!
Frank!
Frank, help!
Help me!
I got him!
Shoot him!
Where'd you?
She got a spot!
Check in!
Oh!
Nice, nice!
I got checked, I got checked up!
I got checked up!
She didn't go over me!
She killed my ass!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck!
You guys walk.
Oh, yeah, get a ball.
Oh, OK, oh, yeah, that's OK.
Yeah.
I'm open if you need me.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, my shoe!
I'm going to try.
I see, I see.
I'm going to end my football real quick.
Hey, we're going one, blue, one, three, three, game.
Digress.
Yo, you know who more I want on you?
Sacramento Kings 07 Rudy Gay.
He called me gay?
No.
That's a hooper.
What about who's like yell me?
I'm yell me.
I can't.
Open the lane!
I got it!
How many points do we have?
Don't you got asthma?
Yes, I'm dying!
How many points do we have?
One.
How many do you have?
Two.
Okay.
Here, how do you get on?
Okay.
You're out of your mind.
Stop all smart hands.
Yo, what are you doing in the middle of this?
What am I looking at?
Oh my God!
Out of bounds! Out of bounds!
I wasn't! I saved you!
I saved you Josh!
Come on.
Stop all kids!
Get it, get it, get it.
I got you
I got you!
Fuck!
Come on, come on!
Who's that?
It's all there, bro!
I'm gonna get him next time!
Fucking neighbors!
No, we have to finish.
Yeah, we're good, just a little neighborhood.
We're gonna get tired, bro.
We have another game.
Come on, play that finish.
Please.
Do that, boys.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Braves, check it up.
Did he make a shot, Josh?
Braves, check it up.
I think I'm gonna end this game right here.
Braves, check it up.
Please.
Braves, check it up, check it up.
Check it up.
Check it up, check it up.
Check it up.
Oh
Okay
To the fucking who to the day let's go yo
Why is he still over there
She's gay
Your game
Go home.
He's ahead.
He's ahead, actually.
He's scared.
OK, let me go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
We just won.
3 to 1.
And now me and Rage.
Me and Rage are about to play.
Dan, are you OK?
Cajun.
Cajun Cat.
And uh, uh.
Ah.
He's ripped.
Yeah.
Ah.
Let's go.
Hi.
Ah.
They said he watched the stream with zero ads.
Oh, my god.
OK.
You got out for the count?
Get in.
Come on.
We're vibing.
Here you go.
I'm getting it.
What's up with you?
Smoke weed.
Someone give me a J.
J is me a J.
Let me try and make it.
From the box.
From the piece.
Put a third one on.
That's it?
Here you go.
Watch that ad.
No stream.
No ads.
I'm sorry.
Wait, is he switching the battery out?
Okay, what if I make this what do I get?
Okay, if I get this if I get this Josh is gay
Mm-hmm
That bro, and then she made that it like early like miss it went off the rim
But then like out of nowhere off an aim script Cooper flag came off rebounded and dunked that shit
Yo, Cooper
Okay, if you rate this one, Josh is what?
If I make this, Josh likes fat dick in his ass.
And I could have hit that.
Oh my gosh, eight.
Yo, someone get a freeze frame.
Someone get a freeze frame of that.
So we're gonna fucking win.
We got a boss.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm not getting over the fact that aim
was suspiciously slow for that.
Yo, chill, I'll.
What are you trying to cover up?
He's not gonna hit you, all right?
Chill out.
No, I'm gonna hit him over here.
Let's try one too.
I ran a four or five.
Hell, dude.
Let's go.
I want to go.
You don't have to join.
I'll take the ball, Paigey.
Remember I taught you lay off the free throws.
You have 40 hits in the ground, sweating.
Yeah, it's wild.
I still got it.
Somebody give me the native.
It's like I still got it.
Somebody give me the native.
Ah, yeah.
Somebody give me the native.
What?
I don't know what that means.
Native American.
I don't know the rest of it.
Hey, 30s!
That's a nice scream.
And the rockets are lit up.
Yeah, you can't sing too fast.
And the rockets are lit up.
Okay, go and play.
Go, go, go, go.
No, no, no.
I'm on a skull.
No, you're gonna win.
I can't do these with my skulls.
I am doing them.
Yeah, they won.
Hey, boy.
Oh, this is my line.
Move.
Us. Us.
It's not even that crazy, though.
Wait, who, who, who, who?
What was I supposed to do?
Y'all got it? Y'all got it?
Touch him. Yeah. Y'all got to score one time.
You did score one.
Wait, so now what do we do?
It's how the 2v2 world come Friday.
22 World Cup Friday and the person makes it it's their ball.
No?
Last aim high open.
See what if that was Maury.
Get the court aim high.
It's all she's about.
No stay on aim on the third race.
Come on.
Leave that, get the stay on your hand.
Stay on, don't let him.
Ah!
Jeez, bro.
Ow.
Move.
Oh!
Woo!
That was sick.
That was awesome.
You're not my team.
Woo!
You're not my team.
see you again wrap it up we done that's quick three oh wait it's not over
No, no.
Those two.
You know what?
Alright.
They didn't know that.
Look how bad that was going to fall.
Hey, how many do you lock in?
Oh.
That was on you.
Get in the hole.
Let him get it.
Don't let him get it!
Oh my God!
Grab him, Paige!
I got you!
That's no referee!
I don't want to go to the football!
Oh my gosh, the bad word.
Oh my God!
He's gone!
Oh my God!
Come on!
He's gone!
Come on!
If he hits that, I'm kissing him.
Get it, guys!
Y'all ball, y'all ball, y'all ball, y'all ball.
No way!
What is that?
Her pants.
Oh, is that in my bag?
No, it was on the table.
I don't know what you're bagging.
You're so dull, thank you.
You got to start.
Yeah, I wouldn't grab the handle.
Check me!
Thank you.
Come on.
Catch!
Move.
Come on, go to the back.
I'll surround you.
Come on, go to the back.
Come on, come on.
Go get it.
Re-set! Re-set! Re-set!
Why?
Shoot it or pass it.
Got it, got it, got it.
Oh!
Or pass it.
Right.
There we go.
Move!
Ah!
Two.
Ah!
Okay.
Come on.
Get that board.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Your little brother.
That's not my older brother.
Oh.
Trust me.
Oh, come on, man, I don't get it.
Come on, push, Danny!
Hold it out of high!
Shoot me once!
Put the shot up!
Oh, come on!
Oh, my god, no!
Oh, my god, you better shoot!
Shoot again!
I
Why are you trying to trick us off?
All right.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Not my lobby.
All right.
Let's go.
Go into here.
Yeah.
You okay?
No.
No, I'm not.
You go into here right here.
I'm not okay.
You're not good.
Bulls turn.
Is it to go?
You're a ball.
No, no.
Shut up.
Oh my god.
Move.
Bitch.
Get out the way.
Ah!
Please!
Ah!
I don't know how they both made one shot.
Woo.
Two?
Not two-one.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh!
What are you doing?
I'm so sorry about that.
Let's move on now.
Because she's in a skirt and slide.
Surely she'll get better tomorrow.
Because I need to do like these.
I can't do it.
I don't know.
We're still going.
Jesus.
That's your board!
Good board, good board.
Oh
Go back in line with it. Yeah, we don't got a check, but since we yeah
Fuck out of here!
No! No!
He didn't hurt you!
No, we didn't make it!
Oh, I fucked it! Fuck the clip! Fuck the clip!
Fuck the clip!
Fuck him!
Bro, just fucking get in the back door!
Okay!
In the game, dog!
In the back door!
Oh my god!
You back as they doing better than y'all.
Yeah, I think at this point, the lights better.
I think they're doing better than y'all.
Both of me and Mari, how'd it go?
Come on, bro.
Y'all ain't gonna be tough, y'all.
Yo, face me.
Yo, come on, bro.
You gonna be trying to ops you, tired when y'all fucking went losing?
You're the fucking top of the cakes of the ball.
Hey, give me a shoe, please.
I'll be here.
I stepped on something.
Yo.
You having the 2011 LeBron James finals performance,
I need you to carry his home.
You want me to if you want him real quick?
I'll tell you if you want him real quick.
Get on the bench.
Help me, bro.
I'm D-Wade.
Help me, bro.
Get on the bench.
Check out what you're doing.
You said get on the bench.
To aim.
Help me, bro.
There's no way.
Help me, bro.
Guy, this is for you.
It looks like he's not crying.
Help me, bro.
It looks so.
Move, hey, move.
Help me, bro.
God!
Please!
How was that?
It was great.
Man, you killed the player.
How was your work, Father?
This game is actually a good one for us.
I'll never make it.
Hang on.
Hey, that's all you.
Come on.
End the job.
Stand it.
Let me do this real quick, brother.
No!
Yes!
Shoot it and score!
Brick City! Brick City!
Yes!
Brick City!
I think I could go to the house at this point.
No it's me!
I didn't go to the house at this point. All these damn bricks.
Oh my gosh!
Are you okay?
You're actually fucking...
Okay, what?
No you don't go there.
I'll go this way.
What?
Oh.
Dribble, dribble, dribble.
Shoot it Paige!
You got it!
Come on Paige!
God damn it!
Shoot it!
Pass it!
Shoot it!
Pass it!
Oh you can pass!
Shoot it Paige!
Oof!
Yo.
Oh my God!
I'm leaving.
Hit it!
Bow!
Are you kidding?
Please, please, please, please, please.
They're not shooting.
They're shooting at me.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, whoa!
There we go.
Hey, behind you!
Hey, you need to aim higher.
Huh.
Alright.
I'm getting it.
You're gay.
Oh
Yes, our point
Hey
Yo, I got you big oh
Oh!
What?
Why does he keep kicking the ball over there?
Oh!
You should have the weapon through in the jet!
Close game, close game.
Nice play.
It's your own foot.
Oh my gosh.
You're looking.
It's okay.
Fuck you.
Chat, how old is this this imbecible?
Man, I was on the edge of my seat.
I'm 10.
Wait, who's the best sister at basketball?
I'm just small.
I think Marty's the best.
Marty's the best.
No, no, no, no.
I was airballing all my shit too.
Wait, chat, chat. Who's the best sister at basketball?
I was airballing all my shit, bruh.
Who do y'all think?
Yeah, he's the real sister. You're the real sister, baby.
Cat or Mari?
Sister. Zero.
Brutal.
I was thinking the same. My name, like, I had airball shit.
You got yada.
Mari, ILI.
Mari went one for 11.
I got some page too.
Hey, hey, I said cat.
I'm not gonna lie, no one said cat.
Alright, that's cool.
Yo, I don't see a single cat in there.
Alright, Marry was so pretty.
Thank you!
Let's go!
So what's your mind about that guy?
Oh, I see another page.
We see another page.
Wait, Snow Cat is so hot and sexy,
it doesn't look like a man.
Marry?
I don't see a single cat in there.
Wow!
I see a single cat in there.
What is it?
It said Marry needs her 100-gifted, Josh.
We have you like that.
Wait, where's our 100-gifted?
Do you know?
Yeah, do it.
That joke, it was a bit.
He wasn't actually gonna give 100-gifted.
I know, I know.
But you but if you was a winner you would you would say that
Wait chat chat and paid oh wait, I don't know
You guys a run for your money
You guys couldn't skid a single basket
We had a good defense
Fuck it crazy. I want to go inside. I'm too lazy to get up
I guess we should smoke look look you this. Thank you
I could do that. I'm not going to
You do this
Oh!
Oh my god.
Are those burberry pajamas?
It's actually irritating me.
Why does he have on Burberry PJs?
Why not?
I hate rich people.
What the fuck?
Burberry PJs would be rich?
Oh my gosh guys, yes!
Oh my gosh guys, he's rich.
None of us have Burberry PJs.
We have to eat the rich.
Oh my god.
No, I love rich people.
We have to eat the rich, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you guys are rich.
Bro, we talked to a bunch of streamers right now by the way.
They're fucking, they make money, gang.
You
I'd be watching you.
You'd be alive early, and I'd look at early screws.
You'd be milk prepping and all of that.
Aw.
Hey.
Oh.
This is not about you.
Yeah.
You get enough plays.
From whom?
You're already rich.
Who the fuck plays with me?
Everybody!
How do you know you're an occasional play?
No one's the only person who plays with me.
We are a gang, y'all.
We are a large gang.
Why do I gotta be used to it?
Because now I'm one of you, so I was like...
Nah, that's not how that works, okay?
That's not how the fuck it works.
I went for a fan streamer. What are you thinking about I think about how
With the basket I did blaze. Oh, you know some first ever sensor. I said about her. I know yeah
Yeah, the problem. Oh, tell him this man right here. Chot told me that I should quit streaming
And just stick to dancing bitch
Bro, you gotta understand
I see
I
Look we'll go down the line. We'll say something nice about rage Mari
Take your time
Wow
Ain't no oh my god. I'm gonna form us a decade
He's gonna be a 13 year old boy
You're very kind
Aw, yes.
Even though people think you're mean,
I think you have a really soft side.
You're really nice and caring.
And you really genuinely, look genuinely
love to fuck with your friends.
Like, you're supportive and like,
you're a really good role model for me.
Because I love you.
Yeah.
Because you make really good content.
I love you.
OK.
Why you made a stop?
I'm shaking all the right.
Wait, wait, after we get started.
Wait, wait, wait, after we get done with him, can we all click old round?
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay, let's do that.
Okay.
Something good about him.
Yeah, I know it's hard.
I like, um, I like how far apart your eyes are.
Oh!
Try again.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, come on.
Try again.
He looks like Jason.
He looks similar.
He does.
And if I tell her she looked like an official sponge, but I want to try and fish her out.
She was asked.
Yeah, you look like you belong here.
Bro, you know what she looks like.
You know what she looks like.
I wanted to bring you your painting the one I when I made you into the monstrous in-character
If you come back to Austin, can I please give you a
But like don't lose it like only time take it cuz it's actually a good pain. Okay
I mean low key genuinely, I think you need to like give myself cuz you I bought you
Cuz I bought you a birthday gift
I was it was my fucking birthday Tiana Trump has come out of a fucking birthday cake
No, I can't you hold my presence while I
Yeah
with Tiana Trump real quick game hold my present
Okay
I like
I like how genuine you are.
Well, genuinely.
Okay, Julia, turn.
Well, we just, this is our second collab.
Wow.
We both like Gengar.
You're very welcoming.
Why are you laughing?
What's funny about it?
I just wonder what it is.
I like that you're funny and I like that you're funny and I like that you value girl streamers
a lot.
Oh that's a good one.
Because most of these men, we disrespect the fuck out of female streamers.
Fuck out of female streamers.
No that's better.
That's better.
You value us as people.
A lot of men don't see women as equal, like, good-ass, on some real shit.
Okay, I like that one. That's a good one.
That was actually tough.
But you hit us!
Huh? No, you can't see me. You can't see that.
That was actually a clip.
Is he dead?
Oh my god.
You have a fucking funeral?
No.
Real shit, Ray. You're a cool girl.
You know, I was big YG
before I met you. I was a big fan of you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can't be YG no more.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm not YG no more.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Remember that chat? Wait.
Can you give me a thousand subs?
I'm gonna YG tattoo.
Wait, wait.
Well, why is he tattooed without having to pay the board?
But the snow cone have one?
Yeah, but I'm gonna have one.
No, but wait, seriously, I think you're the Swiggy's.
Aw.
I'm serious, you're the Swiggy's.
Because you don't know if I'm Florida, man.
That's the Swiggy's.
Aw.
Big fucking Florida, right?
Shit, I don't count.
No cats, I'm the Swiggy.
Me?
So we go to the Glade, we go inside.
You're telling us that it's a circle?
Yes, it's a circle.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why is this a great circle for you?
Yeah, yeah, wait.
We all have to say something.
He has to say something good about us.
Exactly.
That's what I'm waiting for right now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, jeez.
Surfy, surfy, surfy, surfy, surfy, surfy, surfy.
And it can't be stupid.
Surfy, surfy.
I feel like we've done this before.
We actually have.
On the stumbathon.
We've like done this exactly the same.
Like two months ago.
Like, holy repie.
Wait, I did?
Oh, yeah, I did.
I was not a character.
Oh, she wasn't there.
Ooh, a stone.
Yeah, different characters.
Yeah, I was not a girl's not either.
Look, Maury.
They said the same thing about four times by now.
I like how low key.
I like independent and strong shoes.
Wow.
I like that.
I like the bullshit that come her way and shit.
She's really strong and she's creative and she has an amazing personality like even when she wasn't streaming with face
Hey, you could go on her fucking stream to just listen to her fucking gap and talking shit. So she's great content greater
No
Shit, what did I say about you last time?
Oh, I don't fucking remember.
Uh, wait, what did he say about me last time?
I don't fucking remember.
You don't remember.
Crazy.
It's crazy.
I like how Snow Kong doesn't let anybody change her.
Like, she's herself, no matter what.
She's the most hate in the world from the community she's even streaming with.
Like, what the fuck, she don't stay the same, man.
She don't switch up.
Snow Kong is authentically her 24-7.
Oh
What did you say
And we like
There's a lot he's thinking about right now, I'm talking a lot.
I feel like out of all the female streamers, girl streamers I've watched, I'll try to...
What word? Woman streamer?
I changed it to girl.
I don't know the females.
Because y'all said female streamers.
I don't, I'm gonna be honest.
Can I give a hot take?
They're probably going to be crazy for this.
Like all the women hey, we're male and female. I don't get it like that
Unless it's like hands-on how it's set. Yeah, unless it's like focused on like okay female you female then like that's like
Okay, whoa, but if you like okay female
Bitches are bitches and women women not a woman a bitch is not equal to woman
Yeah, like you could be a bitch. Yeah, I can't be
Wait, that's a bad idea. I can't be a bitch, I can't be a bitch
And theoretical times, you feel me?
Yeah, I just make you be bitches too
Wait, wait, they can be bitches
Yeah, there's some fucking bitch ass niggas out there, they ain't what the fuck
Wait, why don't you like the bitch word?
What's the lore? I don't know
What is it?
That's so disrespectful
It's just like, there's no like deeper lore, it's just like
Yeah, I don't, I be seeing my homies, they big
When they arguing with a girl, they become
I'm like yo, I would know what
Okay, Julia out of all the girl
streamers
I've seen and collabed it even though we've only
You are
as fuck. Like, even with the way you talk, the type of content, I don't know, your personality is unique.
I never met a streamer that's like you, or like, you're as unique as shit.
I like that. Easy to stream with. I like streaming with unique people. You feel me?
Mmm, that's special.
That's great!
You can do it, yeah!
Yeah, and it's like the first time I met you, I feel like it's so...
You're so easy to talk to, like...
Yeah, you need to hold the position.
You're easy to bounce off of, though.
Yeah.
It's tough.
I agree.
It's tough.
I don't know.
You're nervous.
Thanks, guys.
Okay, on-stream shit or off-stream shit?
Like, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it!
Holy fuck!
Oh, hmm.
Oh, come on. Like, you got it.
This is just how corny.
No, no, that's cool.
I love your, like...
What is it called?
Like, your spirit? Like, your soul?
Like, spirit. Your spirit.
His dead ass is a fire.
Firey as fuck. I love your personality.
You're a good person, like you're a good human being off stream, no matter what.
This person is not going to slime you, gang.
This is a good human being, no cap.
I think I have an enemy right now, though.
Who?
Oh, wait.
We'll talk off stream.
Someone doesn't like me.
And we got to spill the tea to you off stream.
And Paige is actually one of the funniest girl streamers to me, even though it's different.
You're humor is different.
You're hilarious.
Thank you.
Very witty.
Thank you.
That was so nice.
Aw, sweetie.
That was so nice.
I'm quick on my little toes.
I like my glaze.
That was so nice.
Oh.
Yeah, I realized a lot of glaze I just gave out, bro.
That's not what I meant.
I actually made my day.
Someone put that so I could watch it when I get some.
Oh, wait.
I think I do know who you got.
Who don't like you, actually.
I was like, what?
How can people be with P5, dude?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
I couldn't sleep.
It's okay.
I couldn't sleep.
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy.
Jealousy, jealousy.
Jealousy.
Chat, what do we love about Kat?
How fine shit she is.
Honestly, how fine shit.
The way she says snickerdoodle.
Aw, I do like that.
Snickerdoodle.
Okay.
Okay, what?
What, what word is you here, so?
I'm not, I'm not saying.
I'm a fruit.
I mean the...
The fruit.
The cookies, the bread, the cat glaze, hmm, hmm.
You know, there's something, there's definitely something.
He's almost there.
I'm not gonna lie.
We've only hung out two times.
Turkey Bowl, now all the time is like passing by or something like that.
Um, cat.
Everybody's my sister here.
I'm my sister.
Don't get it fucked up.
I'm a niece.
I'm not a sister.
I'm no fucking crackhead fucking I'm not a crackhead. I hate when people say that I'm dead ass on a crackhead though
I'm not crackhead. Okay, you're not a crackhead. I don't think you're a crackhead. Thank you
That ass no stream shit. She generally feel like she'd be like family
It feels so like I don't know relatable and just like
One of the one of the niggas
I
Wait, wait, wait, let's say what we like about chat.
Okay, what I know, what I like about chat
is that sometimes they might be like,
oh my gosh, Maureen, shut the fuck up,
but then also when I say something funny,
they genuinely be like, oh my God.
So it's like, okay.
I think they, they're not being biased.
They're just being like, how they felt in that moment.
They're saying it, they keep saying it.
Yeah, keep saying it.
Y'all are honest, chat y'all are brutally honest.
That's what it is.
I wanna say something in my chat real quick.
Chat, I love you guys.
I love the way that we talk in my discourse.
So if you use exclamation point discord, you can go ahead and join the discord down below.
Make sure you verify through the rules and that you make sure that you click the bot.
This is verified.
Anyways, I love how you guys make really great edits and we be laughing and so we be giggling.
So love you chat.
Remember exclamation point discord.
I'll raise my child a little bit.
I fuck on my chat because no matter what I do, even if I do some fucked up shit, they
They still fucking get it today.
But no matter what I do, if I fuck with my dog,
they still get me here for me.
That's why I fucking do it.
That's the fact.
Always.
For my community, I fuck with y'all.
Thank y'all for sticking through with me.
They just want to see me win.
So even despite my bullshit inconsistency,
they still stick through with me.
So I fuck with that.
Shout out YG too, because I love y'all.
Yeah.
No more inconsistency though.
No, thank you.
No, that's inconsistent.
I'm inconsistent.
What about you, Paige?
What do you love about your Pagie AGs?
I love the way.
Oh my god.
I love the way that you guys are always there for me,
and tune in, and watch, and support, and laugh at my jokes,
and are just there, and care about me.
Oh, care.
Care.
You want to help me?
Margie, what do I like about these little ninjas?
And why are you laughing at my thoughts?
Yeah, this is your chat.
I like told him you love them.
Um, I love the way YRG supports me and it's open minded.
No matter how much the content changes,
no matter how much the internet on a different platform
roasts in my eyes, my chat gonna fucking hold it down.
They gonna fight nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
My lover is to the death.
Me, yes.
Glazed me, yes.
My fucking babies.
But they've been we've been through a lot gang. You know what I'm saying? No face cams to kick to face
What about the ladies? Those are my
Oh my gosh
I'm really happy we're about to hit 100k like right now. We're 500 followers away. Yeah
I'm 500 away from 100k on Twitter. Yeah, check it out. Listen to us. Like followers
I gotta throw a party.
Listen, I already know these niggas.
I'm gonna see a few YG niggas saying, I'm good.
Yo.
Yeah, you won't get there in a few minutes.
Let's get her.
Tomorrow.
No, no, no.
You gotta get on right now.
Right now.
I need five hundred to chat.
Show me.
Pull up the falling count.
No.
Wait, you gotta jump in the pool.
Two hundred thousand.
Yeah, jump in.
Why?
We punished you.
I gotta throw a party.
Oh shit we are about to hit it right now
What?
What are you at?
Oh we just came 300 in like 2 minutes
Stop
Hey
Oh my god
Alright hey, go to snow, hey shout out to the page right now, peer to the shit
Just unfollowed
Okay
Just, yo we're a hundred people right here
Oh my god
We're gonna spin the wheels
Oh my god, oh my god
That's insane.
That's fucking insane.
15...
Oh, we got 10!
10!
Refresh! Refresh! Refresh!
Yes!
Five.
Oh!
Yay!
I
Love you all we got a fucking party when I'm home. Yes, we got a plan a fucking party
I didn't say anything about my time. I said something to water you first, but I like my chat a lot and you guys are amazing and
I have 200
but like twitch is like a twitch is like 100k on twitch is insane
bro these fucking rocks and console on flicker bro
you can't afford grass that'd be yrg
oh we are gang go we are yrg
we are yrg we are yrg
we are gang gang
Flotation device, she goes up my car on flotation device and nigga, you wish chop the rice.
Oh my god, I feel like you can actually sing. Oh my god, I can, yes you can. Oh my god, she can sing.
I can't sing more. Yes you can.
I think when nigga fucking like gas me up and then like when I do it, it's like, fuck that thought.
I never died out of your music, eh?
Oh, great.
What legit?
We, when we do, we never die.
I don't know how to say this, never.
You don't know how to say this on screen?
Never.
Fuck, what if it's...
We're just muting!
I
Think we should cosplay as Naruto and that's
The last time I did a cosplay
So wait, wait, wait, let's see if you know me, okay, what character would I be?
She know
No, I can't swim.
You can be a sasuke with arms.
You can be a sasuke.
Sasa already got a word over that.
Sasa, you can be a sasuke.
You can be a sasuke.
Wait, I want to cosplay.
Wait, where are these fours here?
Right?
Where are these fours?
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Fuck.
So when we got home, I'm going to play a big-ass party.
That's right.
Sauce K.
What do you say?
Sauce K.
Second?
I think it allows us to order and borrow something.
Oh wait, I forgot to give my mom my thing.
So I didn't have to leave.
Oopsies.
Wait, so she literally switched it?
You're hard to do that shit?
Wait, your mom switched it?
She just written to us?
I said my mom.
Oh, it's your mom.
I was talking to that, you said mom.
We're lucky, Tom.
It's like the three must be fears.
Tom.
OK.
All right.
Now, we bet us that I do that right from the start, though.
Me and you.
And then, and then, and then you're like,
really?
Please tell them, please tell them.
Like, please, because there's no way
we haven't done like a solo stream, bro.
I know.
You know?
I'm fine.
Man, I'll be fine.
We know we were in the, it's over already.
Listen, no.
It's over?
No, hold on, did you say,
I've been in the car for two to five hours.
Listen, listen, I want y'all,
cause I ain't gonna make a call.
The boss pie?
Yeah, I like you on.
Can I snap?
Go pie, you know.
I'm 20.
No, I love Senna. I do too. I love Senna. I love Senna. I love Senna so much.
Oh, wait, Chad, we got another DM from the Appearance Social Guide about Senna.
Really? What does that mean? Wait, you have one DM, one person?
Yup, a freak. I hope this content with a lot of women on one screen, you know,
that can tell you guys that we're making a lot of guys, but I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. We are making breakthrough content for the girls.
It's a different level of Appearance Social. I feel like my box office is so huge.
Please, please wait a minute, can I read it out loud?
Wait, um, here you go, disrespect and sit in it again, and talk about her voice as an
Emily's, also don't have a voice on her as well.
You be straight glazed with all the other female streamers and be on Senna's dick, like your
life depends on it.
She does not be on your dick as much as you're on hers.
I don't, bro.
Oh, that's not it.
Hey, Jack, look, look.
There's so many men in this room.
There's no way these humans are real.
Jesus.
And these are pictures of Senna, by the way.
What?
Why is he sending pictures of Senna?
Wait, she looks good, though.
Like, she does look good.
This guy needs to be like...
She was sending fucking edits to us, gang.
Aww.
Oh, my God.
I'm so candle-ed.
What's up?
I didn't go to watch.
Wait, don't make it any more...
Sorry, I don't even have a name, please, I never get a name.
Wait, do you guys think we can end up all of this right now?
No, just me.
Wait, we're locked in.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Jessica could have been the fucking idiot.
Yes, it is.
Yo, who's that thing?
I don't need any.
Who would you have to get a JoJo?
Put it in there.
Wait, some of me got it right now, and we're gonna see if you have a calm
Put it in there. Put it in there. It's so
No, no, but you're fucking feet down
Yeah, it's gonna wake up. You should toast. No. No. What is it? You're cute. They're cute. I'm so
Hey, they don't start fucking screen shot and shit. Thank you
You know, so crazy. I told you for like two seconds on my stream and then it's someone immediately clipped its feet in the title
Yeah, 100%.
Oh my gosh, Gina, Steven, it's time to give it to you.
It's your turn!
Thank you, Mark.
I love you, Missy Twin.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah, thank you.
Go ahead.
Listen, I got to go make a cup.
We never got a thumb for the cooking vid.
Oh.
Maybe I better go through the vlog.
OK, let's use this.
I got one.
Oh, my Photoshop shit in our hands.
Wait, what about our chef clothing?
Oh
Cook some up game
You're in charge of music, but no please
No
Oh, you better take a shit.
No, I gotta fucking get a fucking phone real quick.
Wait, can you tell us to do your calling,
because I want to know what you're doing?
It's not a call.
Oh.
Listen, Drake.
No, it's not a stream.
I'm gonna fucking...
Listen, it's Drake's phone.
Oh.
Oh, I need to borrow this girl's phone.
Oh, my God.
He got a boss call.
Oh!
He got the boss call.
First of all, first of all, I can never get in trouble,
nigga.
The fuck you telling on nigga?
Tell him I'm trolling.
Right.
I could never get in trouble, can I?
Don't you say the call.
Yo, what?
Okay, how are we doing?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
Alright.
I guess you wonder where I've been
I search to find a love within
I came back to let you know
That I'm waiting for you
And I can't let go
My friends wonder what is wrong with me
Well, I'm in a daze from the love you see
I came back to let you know
I've got a thing for you, and I can't let go
Some people go around the world for love
But this ain't never fine, cause it takes me far
Well you won't do too much
You'll try to everything, but you don't give up
In my world, only you
Make me too full of what I would not do
My friends wonder what is wrong with me
Well, I've been a taste from another sea
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go
No, I only want the best if you
I can't believe the things I do for you
What do you want to do?
You do the fun.
We might need one mic.
Oh, it's not me.
We might need one mic.
Someone's a little bit off.
Someone's a little off.
What's the question?
What's another thing?
What's another one, too?
We should do Fireflies.
That's a good song.
Oh, but I thought it was a white people song.
Let's go ahead and do that.
You like it.
It's like a good one, Shabbat.
You're not a white people song.
No, I'm a brown character.
Listen to the brown people read songs.
Which one, Shabbat?
Last one.
I already said that.
You don't want to do the brown people read songs.
Raleigh read?
OK.
Oh, my god.
Brown brothers, for you.
What, Brownie?
you
You there, it comes sometimes so much more aware of the comingness of what you do
If people like me can be less like you
And I know, I'm in love with you
And I know
You are just like me, with someone disappointed in you
I've become so dumb, I can't kill you there
Because sometimes I'm unaware of becoming this
What to do, like me, like you
I saw you watchin' for me, and I see it through your eyes
Because oh now I can feel you there
I'm tired of the one I'm here to be with
That was a slay!
That was an excellent song, Mariah
That was amazing
And if that's like it, I think I'm gonna have that song stuck to my head
My head hurts
I'm screaming so loud.
All the way up to here.
Thank you guys so much for our level nine high train.
We are meant for each other.
Almost there.
Thank you guys so much.
High train, high train.
Thank you guys.
High train.
Yeah, level nine shared high train.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait, I've not been given.
If I missed any subs.
Oh, I'm so freaking shocked.
Wait, don't worry.
I'm shocked.
I love it.
We're all shocked.
Oh!
Yeah, this one.
Oh.
I'm excited.
I'm thinking about life.
Thank you, thank you so much Iceman, you sexy, sexy thing.
I'm down, baby, cuz I'm just a teenager, baby, baby
I'm just a teenager, baby, baby
Listen to all your ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
you
I
It's contagious, here we are now
It's contagious, I'm a lot old
And I'm vital, I'm mosquito
I'm a beetle, yeah
Hey
Okay
That's the worst
Okay, that hurts
I'm so tired of this.
I'm so tired.
I'm the first at work.
I hate you best
and for this gift
I feel
blessed. Our little
group has always
been and always
lived until the end.
Now we got that
20 second left from level
to level. I'm tired!
Hello, hello, hello
Monopito!
Yeah!
Hey!
Okay!
I
What are you doing?
I don't know.
We can do Zeddy.
I know Zeddy has songs, but I don't know.
Box smoke is good.
Let's do this one.
I don't care.
I love Zeddy's music though.
He has good music.
Do pop smoke.
This is something new for ya'll.
I mean, you probably heard these people fall, but you never had me rap on this, so we're gonna get into it like this.
Here we go! Y'all like the dance? Come on, go to the shot shots!
So they spend it so she like it when you touch the shot.
She'll stomp everything else in the shot.
Only if they cap it, she'll get it right by my mouth.
Terrible, man.
You can do this on the 30-SOT!
Okay, just search for 30-SOT, 30-SOT, 30-SOT, 30-SOT, 30-SOT, 30-SOT.
30-SOT.
I thought I was back in class and killed a person.
Bah, bah, bah.
Oh!
I thought I fucking was going to go no problem.
I'm sick of this dick as you know that I can't work.
Oh my gosh, Casus, man.
Holy fuck.
That was so singular.
Oh!
Laurie, he's not built for all that.
Stop it.
Stop.
Hold up.
No, I'm on me.
I need some water.
Are you OK?
Listen to me, trans bitch!
Okay, we got him! We got him!
We got him!
I love you so much!
Wait, wait, wait.
I
You're in the corner, you're in the corner.
Shoo!
You're in the corner, shoo!
You're in the corner, you're in the corner.
You're in the corner.
Whoa!
Hey, Rach?
Where's Josh?
Where's Josh in the gaming?
They're talking Hussey free on this, bitch.
What a Hussey!
Oh, they're yelling, dancing.
They're calling Andy?
Hussey after me.
They're calling Andy.
My feet are black.
What the fuck are they doing?
Yeah, they are.
Turn it up.
I took a chair for once, y'all. I was chairless the whole time.
My turn.
What?
Wait, what?
There's another one right there.
I don't know, y'all. Good luck.
Good luck.
What was they doing, Shaq?
We were just saying.
This really nice, shared, high-training we were doing.
Yeah.
You didn't get it yourself, but Connor, you know.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
Oh no, what's going on?
What is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My car is not on the door here.
What's going on?
Yo, where's the final stuff?
Oh, 51.
What's the 51 mine?
But did you know that Twitch has a new feature where you can take it out of your paycheck?
That is a crazy concept of that.
Did it?
Is that not crazy?
I just wanted to whack. Love that.
I don't know. Why did that?
I mean that.
Why did that? Why did that?
It's up to my kid, my paycheck.
It's an option for you, if you think about it.
For options for people like you.
What the fuck is that about me?
For who are rich.
I'm not a rich chap.
How much money do y'all have?
I have no for a fact.
Do y'all have any of my stuff?
It's not about me.
It's not about money. It's about money.
It's not about money.
Don't tell them to make a mark.
You make $700,000 a month.
Get away from me. Open up your talk.
You have a twitch.
Everybody, I'm talking about all of your income sources.
You make about $700,000 a month.
That's who I don't.
Please look at your analytics.
Please, your earnings tab.
Why you need to see your let?
Because I'm cute.
Hey, he hates his sack, wait, someone said you make some deal.
I don't know, I'm a rocket agent, but it's a fact.
I don't think he makes some of it.
Yes, he does.
I think he makes some of it.
Bro, his YouTube deal on the phone was from Jack.
YouTube deal?
Another YouTube deal.
Wait, most of your deal, most of your deal.
You had a kick deal.
You had a deal for some time when it's somewhere.
It's hanging.
Yes, I remember.
I have a tag, no, it was 20.
Hi.
Yeah, who was that?
Who was that?
Seven hundred.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You had some deal somewhere.
I think he had a three million dollar.
It was a three million dollar kick deal.
Wait, was it your computer lowest that much?
I don't know what.
I know, it's like 10.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You make up like your damn months.
Chad, be honest.
How much is it?
It was a 50 million dollar kick deal.
Y'all know how much is it?
Y'all know 50, how do they have $50 million to give you?
They just be fuckin' having bread and money.
Like, actually, what are they?
I'm not saying that, it was even right,
but kick that, kick that money.
How big kick?
Oh, man.
How did she get like damn good money?
She was last, please.
I don't like the 30 minute.
Yeah, me too.
Wait, why?
You get bad muscles, bro.
I don't want to answer my friend, bro.
I haven't really got that me so much.
Wait, how am I going to change her ads on her already?
I don't want to run ads on her.
Do you want to answer this shit?
Oh.
You don't want to answer this shit?
See, I don't want you to change anything.
No one get all excited because all you saw was shorts.
You're all going to send me shorts.
All you saw was shorts, so no one's allowed to add shorts.
Add a match in on that one point.
Well, do you think you got a match?
You're doing a match.
I
It doesn't really benefit me to run out of money.
I don't like this low set.
I don't want to shout about you all.
Most of my check is out of money.
Yeah.
I don't know if it's from acts that much on me.
Why is Julia...
I'm gonna pre-roll on.
So like you'd get it when you enter my stream, but like the whole stream.
Unless I look for dick.
What?
Some of it's in some of my...
Jason, why is Julia...
Oh, let's see.
You're annoying.
Let's see.
Why are you...
Bro, hey, she can't be one guy.
Oh my god.
I'm okay.
Do you like us too?
I love you.
I'm so excited too.
Yeah.
The thing is though, the thing is though, like, that's one person.
I do.
I'm excited.
I do.
My channels, I do get very overseen.
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Or DT, I haven't done too much.
No, no, no.
I just feel like maybe we should have a talk.
You know what?
I don't like when like, people in the community, in some of these communities, they're like,
oh my gosh, she's just a tutorial baby.
She can't be around these people.
No, she's just, she's just a...
I feel like that guy was giving me...
No, no, no, no, no, don't make up with Tanya's though, she's just a baby.
Oh my gosh.
That's why you gotta say fuck them.
Fucking enormous.
I was saying, yo, cutie.
Gotta start saying fuck them niggas sometimes, okay?
Sometimes fuck them niggas again.
So then just fuck them niggas.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck them niggas.
You don't know, like, workouts, they give you, like...
It's just a grandma.
They give you, like, different workouts you can do if you can't do that.
Can you give me an alternative?
Yeah
Wait, what's our alternative?
Um...
Fuck them
Fuck them motherfuckers
At the end of the day, someone who gets some hate and a high like, you know, just for no reason
Why is so much out of fuck?
Fuck haters
I really don't care what people are going to say about me
I didn't mean to start this
I just thought that God is a woman
I like hate, we explain it
I put out my song, started from the chatter
Oh my god
Where would I beat your ass?
What?
Oh my god, I do.
You beat?
What the fuck?
Why are you standing up?
I look real good in here.
What are you grabbing?
Wait.
So you all want to beat it?
No.
So you're just gonna do the high-spirited?
What do you mean?
I said it's the main job.
I hate the fuck.
I'm your bitch.
I'll get a fight.
Give me one.
I don't like it.
Who the fuck is that?
I'll get a fight job.
Give me another fight.
Oh my gosh.
Always in the car.
Give me another fight.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, come on, come on.
Wait a minute.
They're going to make it different now.
Okay.
The person with the pillow, it's going to be one person with a pillow.
Okay.
The person with the black pillow.
The person with the black pillow, it's going to be dry fold.
Oh.
And all of them are going to be running around.
You feel me?
You can't get hit.
Can I take my shoes off?
That's the state.
Do you rub this in your mouth?
I rub it all over my lips.
I don't like this.
Oh, okay.
You won't, you won't.
Wait, I have this, if you want.
I don't put my lips on my finger.
Huh.
Put it on.
Do not ever touch my arms before.
I always lose my finger.
I don't use my fingers.
I know.
I'm a blindfold, but y'all don't even have to eye make-up
and shit, isn't it going to wipe it off?
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
It's dead, isn't it, babe?
I care, it's going to be on my eyes.
It's going to be fine, it's not going to be fine.
Oh, OK, baby.
Who should be the first one blindfolded?
The K-Cenet!
Oh, hi!
This is the K-Cenet.
Call you soon.
Okay, back, back.
K-Cenet.
That wasn't my son.
No, that's the one they sit there.
Yeah, that's the one we were doing.
No, it was something different.
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
I'm here to tell the rest of the people.
Oh, yeah, this is better than writing more.
So we planned to move that game.
Move that game?
But with a pillow.
No, no.
Niggas don't get it as a wop.
I actually have to be first.
Why don't you do it?
I'm gonna be out of blocks, gang!
He said he'd break your knee.
He said no.
I'm gonna be out of tests no more.
He's gonna have a little pillow on.
Stop saying that.
Dude, what just happened?
I'm gonna be out of tests that are on me.
But don't do your hardest.
Do your hardest.
No.
Do your hardest.
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
Don't do your hardest.
You all right, little boy?
Don't fold it.
I don't know.
Actually, I'm not gonna put that shit.
No, don't do your hardest.
Don't do your hardest.
God damn!
It's not gonna hurt.
It's okay.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill.
We can get a pillow.
You can get a pillow.
Has he heard?
Maybe.
I don't know how to get a pillow.
He's not even gonna try.
I think he's gonna try.
You wanna try?
I think so.
You won't rock that.
Fuck.
He's gonna try.
He's gonna get a pillow.
Wait, musical chairs?
I don't want musical chairs.
It's the most fun game you can play.
We should play it.
Oh my god, musical chairs.
That's just so fun.
We have.
We should play it.
30 people in this room.
I don't think everyone's gonna know.
I know.
We got 30 more focus.
He got scared.
It's so fun.
I want to go to blindfold whoop y'all I so bad but it's fucking Lizard J's game
It's not transportable. Huh, then you can't
Knots like plugged in and shit
Awesome gangsta shit
Stalker's eyes are closed
Oh, he's moving
No, no, no, no.
What's up?
Oh, God.
His eyes are cold.
Colton, come here, Colton.
Wait, this is like a big one.
You can't pick that up.
Yes, I can't, let me see.
No, I'm not gonna pick that up.
Listen, what would it be?
That's really a thing, we're brain-soming right here.
I wanted to know what their ass was when I was blindfolded.
But obviously, things are gonna swing there
and hit this, they're gonna hit that.
That's not very smart.
No.
That's terrible, I too.
Mya would actually take my head off.
Yes.
So what's the odd area in the house that's too big after life?
It is big, are you crying?
No, it's not on this.
Oh, that's like the cell.
Yeah, I don't know, I think it crawls from somewhere.
There's a big ladder.
You have to like, probably move the table to the side.
Okay, I'm gonna be...
Is this you asking me to move the table?
I'm asking you to move the table.
You're telling me to move the table.
I'll move the table.
Oh thank you!
I think that's like my first compliment I got today. Everyone was like shut the fuck up.
No, you're just blind, bro. You just only look for hair.
I'll tell the fuck you tonight.
Shut up. Just mind not get glazed, gang.
Glazed me, glazed me, glazed me.
Everyone's gonna like you in all communities and all chats. It ain't gonna be 100%.
I've seen some hate comments about me.
What did it say to them?
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you.
I don't care. I don't care.
You can cry to your mom, but don't cry to me about it.
Did you use to care?
I care. I'm waiting.
Everyone was getting me death threats and hoped I got like artwork because of the channel point shit.
What channel?
The channel point shit. The channel points, uh, you know, can't even.
Oh yeah.
I'd like more.
Hey, if you don't have haters, you're not doing anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
You know something I think I can please the most that everybody just be honest
I don't ever get me
What
My face they got war G
Oh, it's picking up RG tax. Come here, everybody.
I wouldn't have RG taxed.
Come here, everybody.
Hey, Mike!
He has a RG tax on his foot.
Why?
That's not true.
I swear on my life.
Oh, my god, he's not lying.
On my mom's life.
You see this man's ass.
Bare, bare ass.
Bare butt.
So I haven't seen it.
Because we have to get the tattooed.
Wait, Josh, would you like, OK, your wife, right?
Like, say her 10 years into marriage, and she's like,
babe, can you police tattoo my name in your ass?
What a fucking fantasy you with a wife.
Woo!
Tell me about it, man.
What'd you do, like?
Tell me about it.
Tell me about that.
That's not my issue.
That's you and him.
Oh, I see.
Okay, man.
What'd you do?
You think that means someone was talking to me?
Yeah, man.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Okay, basically, it means someone's talking to me.
Oh, wait.
You talking about that?
No, no, listen.
What was the fucking question that's me about my assholes?
Doesn't even matter anymore.
Mom, you got a big head.
Do you have Medruji?
True.
We need to convey their sizes.
Me, Marty, and Ray need to cut through this.
I don't know what's happening.
You don't need to cut through this, you just hurt yourself.
All right.
Did he just hurt himself?
Oh my god.
Is Bo Andy?
Yeah, well, Marty, are you good?
Marty, are you all right?
I didn't even hurt the hammer.
She was in the hot box to help you out, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Whoa, what are you doing?
Whoa.
What's happening?
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you talking to?
Oh!
That's you!
Oh my God!
That's you.
Oh!
Take this out!
Whoa!
Say my head big again.
What the fuck did I do?
Say your head big again!
Pussy ass bitch!
Whoa!
Whoa, really fucked you up!
Yeah.
Talk to your son again.
I'm gonna get back when I did that.
Come on, do it for me.
You got a deep hug.
Nice, nice.
Oh
All right
In the like the couch in between the couch and TV to make another border
I did not.
Why?
I do.
But they wouldn't be able to do that thing.
I was also thinking that.
By the Countries.
You can do that.
Let's do that.
Oh wait, there's hella shit over there.
There's that guy.
I did not.
party I think we should just go to the basketball court.
That big ass court!
It's too big.
That fat ass court!
No.
Chill out.
What you gonna do with this?
Man, chill out.
I might get one.
It's like...
We might just stay in the middle of this
until you get to check what's going on
with Bernie Bridget.
Oh, yeah.
That's...
No, come on.
But you might take a hit.
You might take a hit.
No, I don't like to hit it.
Yo, don't hit me.
Just, you might just get hit.
Don't hit me again.
Hey, what are you clubbing my man?
Hey, put your hands up.
That's a black mistake you're making. You hit me.
Put your hands up.
Oh, my gosh. Marry, snorkeling, and Paige is so hungry.
Oh, do you have any snacks?
You already stole my food snacks.
Don't sell me other food.
Marry, snorkeling, and Paige are hot.
I don't know how to do that, man.
I can wait for a feature.
What the hell do you want to eat?
What was that?
Like some fruit snacks or something.
Well, CC, like any snacks.
Oh, look, look, look.
Like chips maybe, like, like just like a snack or something.
What?
Hey, you'll get it.
You'll get your 100 gift.
No, I don't mind.
I want to say, oh my god.
Wait, I don't want to go out.
I never get to walk.
I'm going to take the hour or hour.
I don't want to go out to my snack, but.
Oh, yeah.
I don't give a fuck what she's like.
But I can't be too.
What the fuck am I talking about?
What are you saying?
Walla.
Hey.
Oh my god.
They wouldn't actually just get kicked out of the game.
I mean, that's the point.
Because I mean, he's supposed to survive.
The only person I've survived in a while,
it was literally his mom.
I love my mom.
It's Wawa.
Can we go to Wawa?
Yes!
I like mom!
They're supposed to be the shouts of heroin.
Let's go to Wawa.
Can we go to Wawa?
Yeah!
Wait.
How the fuck did Julia figure the couple that
attacked her in the room?
Oh.
There's something like that.
Oh my god, Shunk.
Who wants to shunk?
Who wants to shunk today?
You know, in Florida, it's me going to go in the back.
the truck as long as you're not always okay so yeah you have to drive under 50
it's the longer look I bet you don't like in the truck or in the open of a
pickup a pickup truck back now you are in the trunk of my truck
I know you put it all there I know you put it all there before fuck somebody else has to do it then
I know for a fact
Well, they got food I want more.
Yes.
Like food, food.
Yeah, like food.
But like healthy food.
Damn, that sandwich.
They're sandwiches.
They're sandwiched.
They're sandwiches.
I'm sorry.
No, that's okay.
My phone is just blowing up right now.
I thought that was my phone.
No, it was me.
I was just getting a lot of time.
My phone's so dry.
Which I have friends.
How the fuck are we transporting all these Jailers to Wawa?
Why don't we just go to RR?
You can take them.
You can just do our same thing.
Oh, we're not sure the name!
Hey!
Yo.
Jack.
Yo, Jack.
Fry's that.
That's how you do it.
Fry's that.
What the fuck does that mean?
That shows that.
You gotta call.
What the fuck is that?
Yo, what if I drive?
You're gonna go in the back of the pick with my cyber drug?
Yes.
Let's go.
I'll go.
Here we go, fucking cyber drug.
I'm trying to sell it.
I fucking hate it.
It ain't even about that.
You got a fucking Cybertruck?
They said it's a bunch of taste.
It's talked about.
If it wasn't for your own moustache, I'd be rocking that shit, game.
Only because I don't want it.
It's a deal and moustache.
Do you drive a fuckin' Minecraft car?
Yes.
It just fucking kills fucking people.
Don't try to trade to Austin Texas Police.
Yeah, your mother fucking- your place is where he makes it, that's a thing I don't
want to see you say.
Fuck.
Now you're gonna be a holy fowl on the real show about the age.
I gotta be honest with you, because somebody asked me yesterday, like, out of all streamerings I've even seen,
and you kinda got, like, the weakest card in the game.
No, Priscila, nobody says that, because nobody has a Rolls Royce and an Elcash and an M8. What are you talking about?
It's a Ruta! It's a Ruta!
I don't have any names or, like, money or anything.
They're not stupid. You have to broken it.
Just open it up!
You have to broken it.
You ain't got no cool card.
I want a BMW M8 faster than anything you have to fuckin' driven it.
Fuck, man, what the fuck is you talkin' about?
I just don't know what you're doing.
Can I get a punch out of your face?
Yeah, Bruce has a good car.
I love trucks.
No, Agents World's Worst is electric.
I love trucks.
I thought you were electric.
Wait, what?
You were just fucking shitting.
I love trucks.
Wait till I run!
Hello.
Palano, I like that I have good arms.
I have good fucking arms.
Where's your trunk?
Good thing.
No!
Yo, chill!
Hit me!
Yo, chill!
Hit me!
Get the fuck out of here!
Don't leave her!
Get the fuck out of here!
All right, I don't have a piece at home.
You hate this!
Get in the way!
I hate this!
I give up!
I'm not so cute, too!
Ah, fuck!
Let me get her!
I hate this!
What the fuck?
There's actually something wrong with y'all.
God damn it!
I have a fucking head!
What?
What's the stuff?
What the fuck was that?
I have my eye wide open!
The damn fucking pill case slapped me in the eyeball!
Let the hate fall!
He hit you!
He beat the one!
That's fucking A-POP!
You!
What are you doing?
Why you took that out on me?
Two of your guns!
No!
Not in there!
No!
NO!
Eww, oh my gosh, I'm sexy!
Yeah, and don't you ever do it again!
Do you have slides?
Yeah, I think you did.
Do you have slides?
Oh, look at that fucking hair, I look like a Crockett!
Yeah, I got, I got, uh, fucking, like, Versace, Gucci, or something.
Yeah, bro, you don't have nothing like, just normal, or I could just like, there and get it.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'll get you the chair.
Okay, Chad.
Oh, that's what you mean by that.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Sorry.
Which is that?
Nothing.
See where it is?
The Louis.
Oh, shit!
You don't have to care about regular slides.
Those are very good slides.
Bro!
Like, why can't you just be normal?
Wait.
Like, absolutely.
Wait.
Yeah, let's see those, let's see those.
Yeah, let's see them.
It's like, let's see them.
Yay!
Wait, these are like the Haitian dad ones.
They're not normal.
They're all flip-flops.
Is this shit in your ass?
No.
Is she fucking shut actually in her butt, nigga?
Wait, we take it back, take it back.
Yeah, he's speaking out silently.
He's real quiet.
He's not so big.
We're all going to look so stupid with this.
What are we going to do?
We're trying to do the math math.
Why don't we just do that?
Because I broke a lot. I forgot to take out a wall.
I actually forgot to tell you to watch it.
I can drive this side but...
Everybody I can drive this side.
I can drive the second car.
What if we just take two cars?
Yeah, I can drive the second car.
Who's laughing up?
I do have a license.
You're not driving any single woman.
I'm a Florida driver.
I'm not driving.
I'm a Florida license.
I can drive a second car.
Don't worry.
I'll help you.
No code for sitting on a cast lap.
I can't do that.
I can't wait here for you guys.
No.
No!
I'm gonna go with them.
Everyone else would be good.
No, we're not.
Don't you ever.
Don't you ever go like that again.
Ever.
Yeah, ever.
Who got a driver's license?
I did.
I didn't.
It's not because of our own personal experience.
You do not have a driver's license.
I can drive, though.
I'm actually good driver.
I do genuinely have a license.
Yeah, right.
This is what we have to do every day.
This is what we've been to do.
That's a quick way step.
We feel it's safe because we've got to take everybody.
We've been to take two cars.
The age is going to drive to the point.
And Snow corn is going to drive to being done.
Oh my god.
No.
It's not.
Wait, which one am I driving?
You got to understand?
I'm driving the most crazy thing here.
No.
Yeah?
Okay, that's all right.
I'm on the perfect. You don't gotta drive your license.
What's he looking at? A driver's license?
I know how to drive.
But you don't have a driver's license.
We gotta do things by the book.
Wait, I'm trying to drive the Cybertron.
Oh, you want to drive?
I don't want to drive the Cybertron.
Let me drive my fucking cars, okay?
No, I don't want to drive the Cybertron.
You don't still fucking can't slap me in the fucking car.
Hey, you know who has the car?
No, I don't.
He's the cameraman.
You don't drive the Cybertron.
I got you!
Colon, get the goddamn chair.
I got you.
Get your ass over here, Colon.
The switch ain't just.
I'm sorry.
I didn't even treat you that way.
That lotion is stupid.
That's not lotion!
That's body wash!
Dang, I don't know where we got this shit.
Wait, I've been using that.
I'm not stopping.
No wonder it's so fun!
I'm not laughing!
I'm laughing!
I'm like, I'm not going to stop!
I don't know if someone fucking moved it
and put it over it and think it was lotion.
No wonder it's so fun!
I'm so mad right now!
I'm so happy.
I'm not talking!
Yeah, that can drive on the Supra.
Wait, no!
Ah!
That drive is a Supra.
Wait, come on, I got my license for a longer time.
Wait, don't, why do you have like a golf cart or something?
No, no, that's just because you have to drive it.
This thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Loki teach more hair and drive in the track off.
Ooh!
While they're driving, teach Mari how to do it.
So I don't know if I should take them on course
and I'm just teaching Mari how to drive my hair.
I like that, I like that.
I actually don't want to drive.
I want to drive a little longer.
Yo, let's go, man.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Hold on.
Come here.
Please.
Supra!
Come here.
Every time I go to Wawa stream, I get kicked out.
Besides, one or two times.
Okay?
I ain't gonna hit you though.
I want to get you.
Y'all got a lock hand though.
Okay?
I got a lock hand.
Y'all got a lock hand.
I ain't trying to get you.
I'm trying to have a successful Wawa run.
I would have told some shake or a drink or a sandwich or something.
Some clown shit.
Okay?
You think Yuckalock can't have me to much noise and be fuckin'
I mean, I think my flip-flops are gonna be the one.
Quote from Jack.
Who's the Amish girl?
I didn't tell her page.
First of all, if that is Amish, I wouldn't be wearing this.
Yuckalock, you're at 3.
And the body could be so teeth.
That's cute.
Mmm, that ass is fat.
Bro.
I'm gonna get a jacket because probably gonna be more house a free oh yeah
My feelings you are reading the one time that's mean page
People you bad all right
Okay, don't talk with my doushuk. That's very offensive.
It is big. It's time. It's me. I like it a lot.
Oh my God!
You gonna do it?
Yeah.
Let's talk something out.
Let's do it.
My gay door is going off.
So we wait for the wall. Wait we're doing a pillow fight first?
Wait what do you call them do? What do you call them do?
It's on this camera.
You want me to start farming?
Oh it's on that camera.
Wait what?
No no wait I didn't know it was that bad though.
It's actually so big.
That's crazy.
No it's gently you.
Gently, gently, gently.
Oh my god.
Gently you!
You said yum!
You guys are gonna go on the track hog and Julie's gonna stay behind so
Julie, are you in here?
Guys, I'm an old lady, y'all.
I got a headache.
That's okay, though, because she will be back tomorrow.
Yay!
Tomorrow.
Yay!
Chat, I love you guys so much.
Thank you guys so much.
It's nice meeting you.
Have a good day.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
streaming with us and letting us exhaust you. Thank you Julia. I'll be watching. My go. See y'all tomorrow.
Hit me one more motherfucking time. Hit me one more time.
Hit me one more time.
I hope he got that idea.
Oh, I should be wearing a big puff.
We're the Big Puffin.
That's the Big Puffin.
That's okay.
You're gonna take the Big Puffin.
All right.
You're gonna take the Big Puffin with me?
All right.
Wait, I want a jacket.
Wait, Stokell wants a jacket too.
Ah, it's like with aura in my heart.
What's a jacket to
I want to
Can I talk?
This is such a cute fuck for you
I wish I wasn't worth it
Let's say hi to him
He's just gonna fuck me up
Oh shit
Show him
Are you okay?
Yeah I'm good
Actually is the truck even on this side?
Is my truck on this side or the other side?
I'd be back. Let's go. You hold him right there
It's a nice really war
After she smokes ash another smoke come on. Oh, yeah, no, we didn't have those my dreams
I thought it was an allergic to dogs. I would just cuddle.
Hagnet shot! Hagnet shot!
You guys know that?
What's the Louis V's?
The big ass Louis V's.
This is such a good fortnight.
It's so beautiful and you made it.
Oh, that's sauce, gang.
I want to jab my dog up in the first seat with the hot sauce.
I feel so safe when I'm not in the car.
Yo, I want to go jab my dog up in the car.
This is a lie!
Now we're bugging you off.
Yo, great.
Great goon, gang.
Get goonin' outside, bruh.
Wait, why'd you guys act like you were going to order crab-brown goons earlier?
I got excited.
Where's the crab-brown goons?
Those go-crab-brown goons.
Oh, no.
The crab-brown goons is like, have you ever had them goons before?
What?
What are you looking at?
You're missing.
Crab missing.
Fuck.
Crab's always the last one to leave.
I'm allergic to shellfish
Chat
Oh my is white people just more allergic to shit. I know a few black people don't allergic to stuff
No, no, but here's the thing be allergic to one or two days ago. You're allergic to five things like that. Who died?
Yeah
You know what somebody told you know what somebody told me black people back in today couldn't afford to have allergies and shit
Because they wouldn't have nobody to help them and shit because so they're just fucking died
So all the people that did have I just kind of died out that's why people had all the help they get so they kept breathing
And and breathing out those freaking genetics with allergies, and that's why a lot of white people have a lot of allergies
That sounds like especially with like on the hidey and stuff. It's actually crazy
It's not like my family literally came in from Italy like my mom like I don't know
I'm not like that to me first.
Wait, you said Italy?
I was like, you're a little spicy.
I'm a little bit spicy.
What?
Wait, what?
Where's the other mom girl?
You know, where's Key Verbs?
She's always a lot... I think she's peeing or something.
I don't know. I don't know how people are allergic to nuts though.
You're allergic to peanuts.
I can't take you seriously.
When I was in elementary school,
someone was like, oh, I'm allergic.
oh you can fuck it over with me look for cat we have you seen yana and like so long
go look for cat now yana my fault wait she has a chat chat everyone spam cat come out
she's taking a shit oh let me take the shit dude i bring portable wipes like it's like
little portable wipes i don't i don't want to use my hand to wash it portable oh that's
Yeah, I'm gonna say I need like a portable bidet cuz I just love when the water splashes on my eyes
If it's like if you haven't had a bidet before you really have water just get one of the water bottles with the nozzle tip
And fucking squirt it up. I know but that's like I like it when it does it for me. It's like I hear the fuck were you at
My toilet
Okay, so what part are we going this one
This is the only car he ever takes us in but why does he have nice cars if he doesn't actually share it?
Oh, it's so boring!
I don't want to take the bus ride!
Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!
I don't want to take the boring bus ride, I want to take the bus ride!
Yo, I'm gonna put my motherfuckers on.
How do you love this kiddo? Salutations.
Man, I know I'm already gonna go in the back again.
The handle. I don't think I will.
This is the scariest group of baddies ever
Just you know, there's like pretty cute sexy hot
You're cute like you're cute like you're so good like
There's really a difference niggas don't know pretty fun bad beautiful. They all got cute
It's all different
What am I what am I like awesome like a shit like tell me what I am I think you're like you're like cute mixing hot
Cuz you're late. Yeah, that's like you have like I don't think I can see myself with like hot
I don't think I can see myself
I think you're definitely
You're too hot.
So one set chopped, okay?
Two sets.
Q and six.
Okay guys,
what about me?
I think like you're pretty and cute.
You're like pretty and cute
and like adorable.
But like when you get the south off
with Sakura, like
that outfit was hot and sexy.
What about?
I think I think cat is beautiful
and hot beautiful and hot yeah snow cone is you and beautiful pretty beautiful
Aw, wait, that's so nice.
I like, I like, bro, I always wanted to dye my hair crazy colored.
You should.
I like your hair right now.
It's...
Wait, what kind of hair did you do?
I should have summed up that background.
I love pink.
I got it.
Hey, sir, did you find a scene where we had to dress mobile?
You're in my trap.
Yo, stop reading.
Why?
Bro, I'm not the white.
Hey, stop getting it.
Stop getting it when, guys.
I know how to dress.
I'm gonna come tickle you stop. I'm gonna come tickle you what?
Okay, I'm gonna go on everyone who's me. I hope you get your butt tickled by a really mean person
Say that but they'll like but what can say what can say like it your butt sickles
There's someone tickle my bum right now. I think you guys need to show me. I think you guys need to show me
I would eat a girl's ass, but I'm down with a snow cone
What?
I feel like I want cat's ass.
What about mine? Why not mine?
It's because I want your cat's ass.
Okay, but why not mine?
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to. I'm God, you got Dekalberries.
You got it.
Oh my god. You got fucking Dekalberries.
I want Dekalberries. I washed my ass.
That's so left out right now.
I washed my ass.
We want to eat your ass, Paige.
I'm so low-down.
Oh, my God.
So, uh, the weather.
Low-key reminds me of the Annabelle doll.
I wasn't looking at my phone though.
I love all of them.
I just want to watch them.
I've been sighted in a couple of times.
I've never been to Wawa before.
I can't believe that.
You're not.
I've never been to public theater.
Wait, wait, wait.
Kat, you always been to Wawa.
Kat.
You also floored a shit.
You've been to Wawa.
You also floored a shit.
I took you to Wawa.
I took a picture of it.
So, Maury's the only one.
I never been to Wawa, I never been to Publix.
Wait, Josh, we should all go to Disneyland because I never been to Disneyland before.
Yeah!
I've never been to Disneyland before!
Can you extend all our trips?
He's extended our trips and we can go to Disneyland.
One more gift!
I should know I can't.
I gotta take my man off of God's heads.
I gotta go get a bee with my nigga.
well wait what if we come back see these just tell her that's not summer
we can come back and like you can do that but like I 14 it's taken I know
you're free that day no yeah you are no yeah let's go down here
you're gonna be in LA that's fire in LA no one no one's for range I don't think
You had they for Valentine's
Who you seeing?
What about all that?
Don't worry about my business
What about a business that pays you, nigga?
Yo, check right now
Yo, one thing about your chat, they find out
They call you at one time
With the girls in the class
They call you
Jules?
No, yo, fuck out of here, nigga
What the fuck?
Wait, I don't think the light's green
I'm talking about
That's the wind shield wipers that's not raining watch you what you do that?
No, but my windshield is kind of blurry stuff, so I put water fluid on it.
Wait, are you wearing contacts?
Okay, good.
Because I know your ass can't see.
I wouldn't be able to drive, man.
I'm like negative 0.4 or something.
Negative 0.24.
Wait, I'm negative 0.3.
Are you blind too?
Yes you can.
Yeah, I wear contacts.
I don't have to.
I mean my vision's bad, but I could like be okay with no like lost or something.
It's just like a little blur.
I'm 20-20, man.
Man.
Fuck you.
I feel like you haven't gone to the eye doctor. You just think you're 20-20.
I know I'm 20-20 black. I see anything.
Wait, if you guys, like, in shot have good and perfect vision, please you're blessed. You're so blessed.
I would not be laced because it's not good for you.
It's bad.
You can't have bad sight effects. Like someone I know already has, like, third glasses back on because they were burned.
Wait, okay, so I feel like a top of daughter I'll go to the top of that
Don't whatever you know go on to our two different top of dollars. Okay
Number one eye doctor in the United States to do my shit
My mom got it in like 2003 and she's had it ever since
No, I got that I was 22
Wait, what's your I'm a Leo?
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm a Leo
Serval moon and
Taurus rising. That's when you lose me game. What do you talk about the moon in the rise? I
Don't know what that is. Oh
22 young ripe inferno. What the fuck are you talking about mud fuck cronies?
So fertile you fucking fertile as fuck
To be fertilized
I'm young as fuck.
Yo, yo.
Wawa is right there.
Wawa's right there, yeah.
I'm never gonna get smoothies.
I'm getting that smoothie and a sandwich.
Wait, what's the most expensive thing on Wawa?
Honestly, yeah.
Why do you want to know what the most expensive thing is?
So I can get your pain.
True.
Y'all never eat it before?
No.
Yeah
There's a good chance we get kicked out game
Get the food and go to the bench
Everybody knows
I don't like your driving style. It's like aggressive
It's like you don't care like that's how four people drive. This is for the talking keep talking
Let's go.
Alright.
We're all filled for a while at the time.
Oh, yeah, I probably died here.
Oh, Colin.
You sick?
You got it?
I'm not.
Oh, please.
Bob is at her house.
Oh.
So she's sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is weird.
I can smell Malo in here.
Oh no, I don't like to place it.
No, they're both coming out.
They're coming again, coming again.
You get a picture, bro.
Can I get a Dubai chocolate?
Yes.
LaBoubou with Dubai chocolate matcha.
Okay, first of all, Dubai chocolate is good.
I'm not fucking getting LaBoubou's.
Well, I like Dubai chocolate.
You're a nigga.
Alright.
I ain't playing fucking.
No, no, the cone of people.
So where do I find the Dubai chocolate that you guys are talking about?
I want some.
Hmm.
Sure.
You make it for you?
Yeah.
Or you can pick them up.
Ooh, I want the balls of, I want some balls.
Where's the balls of that?
Huggies, where's the balls I was trying to see like
Who I don't see them our goats. I'll see J-Vo
Should I get to meet this fast? I really do want to eat
Probably good
little topping I began pieces straight I'm not going oh this looks bad
no you don't know you did I don't know what you bet no you don't have to be
here oh my god wait you said meatball you don't want me ball I don't know if
the meatballs good though so you can't eat everyone's meatballs there's only one
way to find out I don't know can you get it and then I can try it okay so I want
to come back to it you know you know it's crazy I feel like it always gonna
sick of the biggest events in my life. Yeah, no, I get sick for ACU. I don't know who,
some type of collage in the world is sick. Right now, you gave me the TB flu. That's
true. There is something big I have to do with sprinting on the sick road too. I know.
That's just me. That's kind of the way they do that. Ooh, a personal peace tattoo. I don't
worry about bloods and bloods, I'm dead of ass, dead of ass, dead of ass. That's okay,
we're fucking it out. Snow gun, I'm so proud of you. Making numbers on the ACU. Strawberry,
Thank you, baby.
Love you.
I don't want this one.
No, thank you.
I'm going to pass.
Why'd you say I get?
Oh.
No, thank you.
You see?
Thank you.
I love you.
What's happening, whoa?
Good.
You feeling?
Yeah.
Viva.
Thummy?
Yeah, I'll get you to do it here.
He was already dug by you every day.
Yeah, he was going in the car and he was like, oh, shit.
He said that you want to, did you say you want a picture?
What you be getting on your meatballs sandwiches?
I don't order, I never had a meatball sandwich before.
Never?
I hate that you bit that.
Ew, ew, ew.
You never had a meatball sandwich?
Meatball sandwiches.
Oh my god!
She's a grown-ass.
We have meatballs.
That's your probably butt.
No you can get a side of meatballs, look.
Why are you telling me that?
A side of meatballs?
What do you, what do you be, what do you be putting on yours?
Meatball?
Yeah.
Salt, pepper, a little bit of oregano.
No, I know that but do you put any sauces on it or just a no just a
Oh
Yeah, there's so much shit, yeah, that's a little while
Okay, wait, wait, wait
Wait, hold on. That's my what you did to do. What you're trying to add?
the menu where they have a side of meatballs too you just eat the meatball
with just the oh is it where to go how do you see the side she has a different
like shit oh that's what she's getting something that is like composing
You know what I'm saying?
What about fur?
Fur?
Fur.
That's crazy.
It's not like chipotle.
And what I eat?
Acid pressures.
It's a great year on.
You can create your own.
That one looks good.
The oat milk.
It must be sweet.
It's a bottom isn't it?
Oh
What else what else is there at wall? I think this is what you click. Oh, no, this is what you put oh
Why would I need a side of me balls?
Just gonna add a little mac and cheese there
Sorry.
Thanks Rachel.
I got a little turkey sandwich and stuff.
Stuff like that.
I added a little bit of this.
Let me pick my ideal chip.
What's the size?
That's it.
Oh garlic, man.
I love garlic.
Can I have everyone to eat?
Wow, what the fuck?
No, I pointed at the chips.
chips probably saying you didn't salt them in a very good salt and
dinner. I look my stats too. Don't worry. I'll pay for you. We
don't pay her. Oh, never mind.
You're working out, right? Yeah. So do you ever be drinking
protein? Yeah. Come on. I'm a I'm a like protein shakes. You ever
eat a high protein? I don't like the core powers. I heard the
the bad I heard the core powers are bad for you like they have like
bro that's shut that shit up bro everything else you know what I like
though like awesome real shit I like it show Bonnie ones they have like 20
protein in it so Bonnie what are you doing like protein as quicks to that's
crazy but not that one I don't know where it's at
What should we get for bad chat or should I get a frozen lemonade?
You know what? I'm on my healthy shit.
Inspired?
This would be fake healthy if you get a fucking body armor, orange, mango.
What do you inspire?
Inspired by you.
And Mari.
Mari, be working out.
Well, right Mari?
No.
I'm really bad for my meals, I'm not the right one.
Like if I want something I'm gonna get it.
Best handy ever.
But I definitely do.
I definitely do have to get on the deficit, I can't lie.
Cause I want to look like toned, like smaller in tone.
What does toned mean?
Girls always say I want to look toned.
What does that mean?
Oh, I want to be like a little tiny.
I feel like I've been like a little chunky my whole life,
you know?
Where do you want to be toned?
Like, what's toned to you?
I don't even know.
Everything.
Does toned mean smaller?
Does toned mean like?
I don't want to see my muscle.
I just want to look smaller.
Smaller, but like muscly.
Not muscly, but like.
But smaller but so shapely smaller
I want to lose my god everyone some chips. Yeah
Yeah, you got a lot of deficit and keep doing your fucking this is what she can I get a big bag that is actually be yes
I'll eat those with you cuz I love
Small bag and I really like
Yeah, we're sure we've completed our order a big bro. Thank you. Where the hell is cats. Oh my gosh
I actually haven't seen
The dickhead is not here
Wait, wait!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
John's, John's, John's!
See, this is it.
And these actually taste good.
Come on.
I said boozy. I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start drinking this.
Now, when I get back I'm gonna get on my, like, mails.
They're a little closer, now.
They're gonna take it, they're gonna take it.
They don't take cash. They only take cash.
You can't take cash on me, you.
Buy a lottery ticket. Buy a lottery ticket.
Buy a lottery ticket. We win two million.
Wait, we're going to million would be all split it?
Yes.
How much are these shits?
Well, it depends. You could get one for a dollar.
We should do a buzz bomb walk-down.
Mmmmm.
What is that?
Wait, no, you're driving.
Y'all trying to get drunk?
What if you get drunk after a storm?
Hey.
I know.
Hey.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Nice. Talk to me. Nice.
Oh, you got two flicks.
Clearly, they can't sell all of them.
That's a drink and not all of them.
You do not work out. Put that shit down.
Hold on.
I know, she's so cute.
What the fuck?
I got her.
Be bigger.
She's tall and she can blow up.
Shout out Kai Uluz.
I'm gonna blow you up.
In Twitch.
I don't know why I said that.
All her shoes are gonna blow up.
You didn't say that.
Because I want her to blow up.
Thank you.
Hmm.
Mommy?
Don't forget that.
Well, they all...
What?
Fucking steal it.
Oh, yeah, he's good.
He's so...
Mmm.
Gosh, this one, bud.
It's the Mexican flavor of these.
Oh, it's a queso.
Queso.
No, bro, like nobody's here to shoplifting before I've never I used to
This dude's gonna ask you to deny it, then they call the cops and they'll be on the record, so that will stop stealing.
Don't worry, I got it.
You need that drink, then.
Oh my gosh!
I'm sorry, fuck, get that.
She's a bully.
Yo, she slipped, bruh. Chill.
Fuck.
87.
Pre-kick out, pre-kick out.
Oh my god.
This is not real.
Are you having a walla?
How do you feel right now?
I tripped.
Yes, not your friend.
Because of you.
What do you say to you?
Oh dear girl, tripping fall on accident.
I did I was not intentional
That's a little tight bro. We're all tight right now
That was a W Press.
That's this vlog.
He really found that.
For the rest of his generation.
Like that she was just a joke.
Woo!
Jack, he said when I tripped
he said fucking bitch like that.
Yes!
He said fucking bitch.
Yes!
Wait, what did you say?
You said it was a fucking bitch.
Oh!
Are you serious?
Oh!
This guy's your trippin'.
You didn't even get hurt when he dropped his chicken in the trash.
Poor guy.
You actually just fell.
It wasn't on purpose.
It's fine, it's fine.
No, I'm bad.
It's fine.
That's great.
I didn't know he said that.
He dropped his wand on the trash.
I feel like those are the guys that get no pussy.
They get no pussy.
They're like, that thing was so weak.
Look, look, look, look, look me in the eye, man.
They're like, what a pussy.
Those are the twitching.
Those are the people that are being chatted.
Those are deadass with people that don't get no pussy.
I promise you, those people are the ones with the chat type of thing.
Bro, you look like Rumpelstil skin, bro. Like, that's why he's mad.
Bro, someone to trick in your first incident like fucking bit, like what?
Are you crazy?
I'm pissed.
Slowly and sound.
That's crazy.
That is generally though the average hater.
Do Chad hear it?
No, I think you were too far away.
I just heard, like, something that sounded...
Twisted.
Yeah, but I'm very depressed.
The thing is that with people like that there's no point of like giving your energy to that you know because like they're already
Here so look like I'll just be mean to do this. No, it will not look like yeah
Oh, no, no, he said okay. It's a bit of a clip
Sparrow trip and he was like fucking because of a bitch gang like what?
That's because she fell I was genuinely an accident like
Oh
No, it's not we each
Yo chat what the chat does he look familiar bro? Yo, oh my god. What's up?
good brother how you been we just on live we just chillin live at the wall
you feel me why you not outside
they're not inside to be outside we're doing the drill now we're doing a
fucking drill on our man what the fuck it's summer
Come on, what are you talking about?
Movie pillow fight.
Yeah, yeah, high five. We're gonna go movie.
We're gonna talk about that.
We're gonna go do a pillow fight.
Seven to one.
It is mine.
You feel me?
Like, I don't understand you, but I know him since, like,
uh, you know, like, 20 years ago, but it's kind of crazy.
Man, you're like, yeah, I can't believe it.
Hey, this is about to be delicious.
Bananas, strawberries, cream.
Excuse me.
Mm.
It's what?
Honey?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, chicken.
I didn't give him a bag.
You don't have a bag?
Hold on.
Mm.
OK.
I'm slobbering this shit up
Are you okay?
I would have pressed his ass
But I don't like people like that are just weird. I should say it
Yeah.
Thank you, Rach!
Thank you, Josh.
We ain't good!
Alright, fine me five.
You'll get your shit, yeah?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You big back motherfucker!
Thank you!
Thank you.
You big back motherfucker.
Thank you.
And we gotta eat them chicks.
Please.
No!
That Mario was putting you on with that, remember?
Oh, this is ours?
Yeah.
You don't care it?
I'll get up for hours.
This is healing.
I'm gonna be able to shoot for like another five hours
of this shit.
We are gonna keep going for another five hours.
Fuck, it's 24 hours of waiting.
Five more hours?
Yo, I wanted to eat out there, but she's right there.
The loser's right there.
Yeah, no.
I'm going to the crib.
Let's go to the pool.
That can be bad for us.
Where are you going back home to our mansion?
I just...
Wait, where is it?
It's crazy I'm here to play.
I was just going like...
Let's go drive our helicopter home to our mansion.
Back to our mansion, Colton.
Wait for a cat.
Move as one.
Arms.
You ready?
Everybody got their shit.
Is there pressure?
There's a button.
I'm gonna get a picture.
Give me a picture.
No, no, no.
Cat, come check this pig.
Get him on for the pig.
Appreciate it.
Say that.
Here's the...
I see what you're doing.
That's all right.
Go eat, go eat!
So, watch out.
Mom, do your shit.
Okay, I mean, yeah.
Oh, you mean fine shit or something?
I said be mom, do you?
Someone look good, look better than me, so like.
I'd actively say if someone looks better than you, which is almost everyone.
Yeah, she's 24 too, that's crazy.
You're 24 today, right?
Oh, that's what I meant.
I was just trying to insult him.
He does look better than you, because you gotta have like...
You try to do him, it's okay.
I get these eyes that are like...
He has these eyes that are like really far apart, and he has like a normal like ratio.
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure
He's got Jada
You don't want to remember me are you sure I'm very sure I'll bless you
Go right ahead.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'll stand.
Are you sure you don't want to go back to the group?
Let's go back to the group.
Let's go back home.
Come on, Kat, let's go home.
Let's go back home.
Jeff, let's go home.
That's a really funny bit.
I'm trying not to laugh really hard at it because everyone's not finding it funny,
but I found that really funny when he said, let's go home.
Richard.
Richard!
Let's go home!
Let me go home. Let me go home. Let me stay home.
This is our home.
Oh, Chad. Chad, you notice how they said home without even feeling like they said home.
They just said home. Let's go home.
Let's go home.
Why are you screaming?
I'm screaming.
Stop screaming.
My bad, my bad.
Stop screaming.
Let's go home.
Let's go.
No, okay, don't be mad.
If I was the type of guy who said they'll give up on their life and just kill everybody.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can tell by the look in the niggas eye, like,
okay, this nigga's not normal.
Like, he's not normal.
It's okay, it's okay.
No, it's not.
It's fine.
Leave him alone.
Whole bag.
Yeah, no, his vibe's really bad.
And this is for it and nobody would be surprised if he had a gun.
If I was that ugly, short and fat, I would be mad, too.
Yup.
But I'm a different ugly, short and fat man.
Woo!
You're the most gorgeous girl I know.
You're the most beautiful, you say?
Look at that little sleazeball.
What a fuckin' freak.
Hmm.
You know what's up?
You know what his fuckin' friend said, too?
What?
He was like, he didn't say no about y'all, but like, we were walking away, he's like,
my fault, it's Wawa.
I should have taken you to Wawa.
They go, what?
You should have brought that motherfucker outside.
I think he belongs in the basement somewhere, gang.
Yeah, what the fuck?
You can't handle that, Wawa?
What's that mean?
Every time he goes to wall, he gets a little feisty.
You don't want to put it in the game, what the fuck?
Y'all are funny.
Sorry for yelling.
What up?
It's just like, you know, people like that just don't get pussy, so...
No, literally, yeah.
So it's like they never touch the woman, so it's like when a woman does like around him,
it's like, ah!
Ah, ah.
Dang, that's why you gotta, I'm really,
you gotta watch how you're tough on these trains
and people will watch some shit
and think that's okay in real life
because they're not dumb gang.
They'll see some like jokes and shit
and they think, oh, I can tell that this is real.
You can slap, you know.
Every time you see an ink coming,
you have to understand it's coming from a buffer like that.
That's all I've always thought of it.
Jooler, jooler.
That was dead, that's a field trip.
Oh yeah, that was fun, I really enjoyed that guys.
Let's go home.
Oh yeah, hop.
Oh, but no, actually we gotta wait for you to try it first.
Mario, did you give your impression on wall?
I got a
We've refreshers so fucking good like the strawberry one. Well, I thought that that was your first waller experience
Yeah, I don't know. Oh, there's always some shit happening. Yeah. Well, there's always something like yeah, that's kind of crazy
She's like that never really happens. No, that's not gonna play. That's bad. That was
Moving on now. I'm excited for this people sub. I'm excited to mine
from Miami Balsa
Okay, we'll share it. Wait, were we not?
We're always
He would have seen a real real a real real
the real real holy feel real bitch but like I don't want to make a fancy
and a good way guys guys guys what's up
oh yeah they said Julia would put him in a trash can
that's so funny I love Julia she's cool she's actually so cool
this fucking way cool
stop talking like that random story I came out of nowhere
I'm farming grass in my DM for the parasociate living
girl you know where I want to go again
Bucky's bro I've never been to Bucky's
I feel like Bucky's does have like a lot of shit that
Bucky's is a Walmart game
Walmart's on every street Bucky's is like there's only so many games. So it's gotta be better better be better
Oh, that means more sense because this it's like limited where what was ever like wallahore
Wallah looks like
I need to have all like all the new like New York, Pennsylvania like rather than PA to have all my way to
Everywhere in the East Coast all these coasts
It hurts from all that, like, crooked singing,
hair, all these shit.
Wow.
Listen, we're gonna eat a meal as a family,
and we're gonna fucking sign out.
You understand me?
Heard.
Sign the fuck out.
Heard your big fella.
Well, we've been live for six hours.
You've probably been live longer than that, Josh.
Right, six hours is not a lot.
I'm like a lot.
How long have you been live?
I've been live like seven, maybe?
Six?
I've been doing 24 hours every day.
I feel like I around.
I've been trans 2000.
Yeah.
I have a rel in six hours.
I did an IRL like that day to the Drag Brunch. It was Drag Brunch. It's a Super Bowl watch party. It's us flying a plane
That was a 12 and a half hour string
Way more time than a 12-hour desktop
Cat your fiend
I'm not fainting.
I'm not fainting. I look social smoking.
But like when I'm at home it's like,
What the fuck am I gonna do that with myself?
The hell?
It's like being your dick.
I don't think you have a different personality.
Because when I was in New York,
and we didn't have treat, we didn't have weed.
I didn't even notice that I didn't smoke for a week.
But like, my homie was itching and fucking like,
he was getting attitude and shit.
I'm like, yo, what the fuck wrong with you?
Like crack head nigga.
Hell no
You'll be itching if you don't smoke
I don't even notice if I don't smoke
I can't really fry it off like too much
I was even fried
Every day
Every day?
Every day
Did you ever hit weed ever?
Yes
I'm high right now
Aim higher
I got it close
Come on guys, let's go shut it. Yeah, that's I like that one my shut it's fucking shut it
Colton, I don't know how to put it down to see down
down. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome. That was actually fun. So, dead ass. I'm getting a Honda. If I get my license
or a Camry. Okay. It could be a used car. I'm good fuck. It could dead ass be used.
We'll talk about it.
Cat?
Why is that always the last one?
Black eyes.
It hurts.
So he sent us to the bathroom.
Because that's where the dog is.
Well zoned.
But chat, you guys know I prayed to God.
I was like, God, please make my allergies good for this collab.
It has been amazing.
My uncle has one dog.
I can't even go in his house.
his house oh my god I thought you're a shadow of your hair was your island
coming off the last time I say like that get your ass
you're crazy you're doing good Holly Quinn cosplay oh my god
she would do a good thing
no you know you know there's there's there's mark
Log on, Mark.
Why is it so great to make Mark do everything?
I know, right?
That's your cousin.
Mark is lucky, like, so tall.
Mark is him.
He brought us water.
I brought him, Mark.
Mark, you are actually on it.
You got me in my band, and you got us some water.
You're kind of his hand.
Yeah.
It's not too cluttered right now.
Check.
Is there any?
All right.
Is that one?
Oh.
Oh, that's your mouth before I went.
I was so worried.
I brought you.
I did.
Yes, I did.
What's going on here?
You guys all coming?
You sure?
Right?
All right, bro.
I'm about to Facebook the sandwich.
Mm.
Oh.
I'm about to wash my hands.
You know what's the most important thing?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna...
Here, here, here.
I'm gonna take you in here.
You can sit close to the camera.
Oh, yeah, I sure.
You can sit close to the camera.
Let's see who can make it here.
All right.
Don't care.
Oh, he's not...
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Sit next to me, Joshua.
Go right there.
Go right across there.
ahhh
be here, be here, be here
I'll be here
okay
I'm not projecting my voice across the circuses
I'm gonna go wash my hands
oh yeah
one more bite of mac and cheese
what's in it Matt?
it's gonna burn
we're turned off the match
one more one
you turn off the match
alright
you guys have fun I'm gonna go wash my hands
my hands are as high as ours are
Let's start.
Hello chat.
I'm going to read you since no one else reads you.
Hello.
How are you guys doing?
How's your day?
How are you enjoying the streams?
How are you doing?
Oh, sorry.
I had to turn to you guys.
Hello.
It's really crazy.
Like, I don't feel like there's really like younger people that watching.
I feel like Josh's community is just people who've been watching him for a while.
as just people who've been watching him for a while.
So now all you got is a fucking oldest shit, just like me.
We were all 13 years old, washing dogs,
so now we're like fucking 40 years old,
and our hair is graying, and our dick hairs are graying,
and we're getting old, and we're wondering if we're ever
gonna find a well, well, not we, but we found my leg.
Are you done with him?
Yeah, oh.
Well, no, I'm gonna food.
You say you're gonna food me.
Oh, you didn't get my sandwich?
Nigga, I'm 19.
You're the oldest class.
Oh, that's the sandwich I got.
I'll put it right there.
Oh, no.
That's not.
That's hurt.
No, that one.
That's pages.
What are you talking about?
No, this one.
No, that's ours.
That's ours.
We're shared.
That's ours.
That's mine.
Oh, my God.
No, that doesn't even matter.
Oh, yay.
This sandwich?
Yeah.
What did you do with it?
Oh, I think I might have got the left.
That's a wawa.
You're lying.
You know what? That guy might have stolen it.
Oh yeah, I think we got rods by a do this.
Dampage?
I actually don't know how that happened.
They said we're carrying tWitch right now.
Uh oh.
Yes.
I'm very scared of the meatball that's going to be ass.
Really?
I'm scared.
I've never had meatball in my life.
They did say that.
They're saying, uh...
That's what they say.
Yo, you know when you chat and it's like that fast, you can just like make a friend
and chat.
Like, I can just like...
I'll say goodbye to you.
Snowflake, you're so sexy and so rich.
Thank you.
I was like, no one will know I made that up, because that's what I get when I'm so fast.
That was last year?
Yeah.
Wait, when?
After that. After that.
Before after my surgery.
Why are you all doing question marks when you're confused?
Because I'm bad.
You are bad.
Is there a good ease?
If it's easy.
Are you late?
Um...
I think it was like your birthday.
Mmm.
Oh.
Tatsumi, Tatsumi.
Tatsumi.
Oh, this is so yummy.
It's like a boy.
When I get to see the other half of my whole time.
No.
You're not saying much.
What?
I think the same thing.
Oh, yeah, always
No, I said peanut
You know us
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. It's not as
Okay first time trying you fall while I said
And they like, like, one, two, three.
They're full?
I get like a seven.
What the hell you got?
Mm-hmm.
I'll take a deal, take a seat.
Mm.
It comes here, the bear?
Mm-hmm.
The best meatball subs?
Subway?
Mm-hmm.
No.
Why are you the meatball subs?
The girls.
Subway is C2 meatball subs.
You know, Subway is actually the worst meatball.
I gotta actually put you on some floor.
Florida's the best up is in the world is in Florida less spotter
Spots, but it's not a good spot. The spotters is so fucking good
That shit is
Yes, somebody can see that ball in 2005 said was good though
I
You bug with a Mexican ruffles
Make it fucking get give it to me the Mike's way
What was that I thought I would shoot
Great you I know what I'm eating too. What that's a good thing
That's delicious, thank you. You know what you like. I'm not the same. I got I don't know. I just got like the honey
Don't guys fall like walla
Mexican food to
One thing I think I got better floor is messing with you, bro. I just said that earlier
And it's so cheap to it's like $4 like
I used to go there and get three burgers every single day one for lunch one for one for lunch one for dinner
What?
She's not in and out, bro.
No, dead ass, like.
Did you just look at her butt when she said that?
I was just looking at how t-her waist is.
How does that give you any burgers, man?
That's my six.
She has a tablet.
Yeah, where did they go?
Last metabolism.
She just eats it all out.
Dude, you're a shitter.
And because I know that back then.
She ain't no shitter like me, though.
I don't shitter once a day.
But I should not talk about it.
I should not talk.
Oh, yeah, we eating.
But I should not talk full time.
Oh, yeah.
You like it.
You go, what?
That's a lot.
Let's not talk about it.
You dropped that?
Yeah, for real.
What about you, my boy?
What did you say today?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, hold on.
It's just a conversation, bro.
Jack, I'm alive.
I knew you were gonna lose that.
No, it's just like...
That's why I body's so team, nigga.
I digested my food yesterday night.
You're body's not team.
Stop playing with me.
Back on the code, he gave you five stars.
Back on the code.
What the fuck?
What?
Back on the code, he gave you five stars.
Yo, back on the code, he didn't put a pocket to sell a whole ad.
Well, you touched it, too.
He's probably one of them.
That's not a deal.
Watch your fucking phone, honey.
I can't fall asleep.
The fuck?
Yo, you been saying shit all the day, gang?
You been saying shit if you shit me off on God damn name,
motherfucker?
You a little nigga, nigga?
I'm gonna sit your ass off the bed, I got half a boon.
No, leave me alone.
I'm not alive, or my booty won't be loose as shit.
Oh, I told you, guys.
Okay, maybe it's so loose.
Oh my God.
Have you like to know that?
I don't know, sometimes you're like,
pooping's are liquid.
My poop is liquid sometimes.
What?
I wanna keep eating my sandwich now.
Well, I guess I don't have a fucking space to be in now,
but I'm just hanging out, so I'm gonna be there.
Man, my bandit came off, I'm gonna get,
I'm gonna get, oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, I'm gonna be in man.
I guess I'll just have to stay in here forever.
Hello.
If I get an infection in my finger,
I'll just have to get a room here forever.
Huh.
No, finger infection.
Huh.
It's gonna have a bite.
Yeah, I got you, no problem.
Okay, chip.
Chip.
I got some balsamic vinaigrette.
Really?
Do you want some?
Oh my God.
Alphamic with olive oil.
I've put it on your sandwich.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, just coffee.
It is, it's so good.
Alphamic olive oil.
Alphamic vinegar, red with olive oil,
on my sandwich.
That's too strong, why did you put it?
I'm sorry.
I mean, Chipotle is good.
Chipotle is the best food, as far as like,
just getting good protein, giving you everything.
I'm so happy we've pre-reported this for you.
Oh yeah.
Right now.
I know.
Because we're just talking about it.
We're better off eating it.
Oh my gosh, they think this is fun.
Well, I'm like, this is so cute.
Yeah.
I'm like, this is so cute.
I'm already back home at this point.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not laid up in my bed, actually.
Look, I only have the technology nowadays.
We can just predict what the chat is,
so they didn't think this was fun.
Oh yeah.
Oh my gosh, Sam, so fun.
Thank you guys.
You're gonna be fine today.
You know they're safe.
Maybe guys were saying we're so cute and beautiful like...
I got these hundred subs.
Oh true, that's probably becoming so good.
Oh yeah, they put a hundred subs.
There's a hundred subs coming through to each of our channels.
Holy a hundred drop, dude.
Oh my...
Am I passing that?
So do you guys like salt and vinegar chips?
Yeah.
Salt and then...
Yeah, I like vinegar chips.
They're so good.
Yeah, you do like it too?
This is like my favorite chicken on the whole, can you?
Kedokos?
Mm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
I remember when they invented Kedokos.
Mm.
You know, I used to thought Kedokos was like how baked was, but like Kedokos is just like
still fried.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Welcome to...
That was yummy.
I'm gonna save the rest for later.
Mm.
Where's Ray?
Oh, wait.
I think he's pooping.
He's standing?
Okay, he's coming.
Oh, no, I got something to get you 100 page.
Look at him.
Oh my god, no one is.
Dude, no, let me, I'm robot-ing!
Wait, what?
Wait, I was-
I love you, Method.
Wait!
Check it out.
This one's for you, this one's for you.
Hey!
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How many times have we had to lose you?
Thank you so much!
This is a rippled split.
Dude, please don't refund it.
I can't afford it.
Please just don't refund it.
I need this.
Thank you so much.
Thank you seriously, you did that yesterday
Go ahead
I thought you guys were going to win.
Look, you didn't lose the good luck.
The real cook-off is tomorrow.
Just come on, I'm going to have the rice busy.
The rice busy had no flavor again.
Thank you.
The rice busy had no flavor.
You made the rice busy, eh?
Maybe.
We're still at 100.
Marry's hitting 1,000 tonight.
That's going to happen to me.
I don't really think any social is a way there.
I think people hate me.
Thank you.
I am going to finish my food because I'm the goat.
I don't follow people like you.
I don't know.
You don't hate Norris?
Yeah.
Oh, they say you're a restriker.
Yeah, no blame.
Like that.
What?
Leave her.
They supposed to have it.
It's a Rice Krispie treat.
Rice Krispie?
I don't know.
It wasn't giving like sweet.
Sweet.
Everything nice?
Wait, you guys don't hate me?
That's so nice.
Aww.
I remember when all you guys used to did hate me.
Aww.
I used to do this.
Yeah, you guys used to hate me.
That's so crazy.
Aww.
No!
No! No way!
That's right!
No, it's not you! It's my son!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Hey, this is the 200!
No!
Oh, wait!
There'll be a mark bar on the chair and a thousand fucking sons, man!
100,000 sons!
My demon!
My demon, my fucking demon!
You're the demon!
My fucking demon!
Let's go, Maury!
I'm gonna say it with Nick. That's Big Maury in the fucking building.
Let me know.
That's Big Maury in the fucking building.
Aww.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm really fucking up.
No, I'm not.
Shit, man.
Let's go, Maury!
That's deserve, nigga.
That's deserve.
She were all for themselves.
I'm so emotional. I think my period's coming.
Aww.
You're so funny.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
I'm broke.
Yeah, well, you know, there's another person on that team that won, huh-ha-ha.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah
The bashful game small gonna be a movie
Look, I can't take another
My name or nothing people just go to the hoop and all they don't sometimes I don't even know
Has no means to look at the wall. They see big as largely
My name we're gonna do a narrow the park
It's just like an NBA team fucking practice
You own that shit like I'm just like an owner get the fuck out true you do
Yeah, but they prepaid, their sprinkles,
they just happened to stuff.
They thought it was gonna be like boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo, I own it.
I got meat stuck in my teeth.
Boo-hoo, we own it too.
That's so crazy.
So, the game's gonna be lit tomorrow.
The bake sale's gonna be lit tomorrow.
And check!
Big, big surprise tomorrow.
Big, big announcement.
Big announcement tomorrow.
Oh, really?
Y'all don't even know.
We don't know, I love it.
I love when you're surprised.
They can tell us in secret so that we can know it and be like in the mouth.
I didn't even have the water.
Look at this.
Oh my.
You can't deal with that.
Going back to chicken?
No.
Go to the house man.
Please don't.
I don't want you to.
Why?
Why not?
We know what happens when you go to chicken.
We don't need normal head of chicken.
I thought we chicken though bro.
I thought we were like a side of self.
It doesn't get you 20 million dollars.
I'd say that too.
Nah, it's just an extra spot for people to see me.
Yeah, it's real, that's coaching didn't mean it.
Fuck coaching, get on with it.
He's supposed to fuck away, that's all you need to do.
What the fuck?
So listen, Chad, big announcement tomorrow.
You don't even got to do with these motherfuckers.
Really?
But they would like that announcement though.
Really?
What do you say?
You'd be like, damn, maybe, I don't know.
Okay, see you.
Big announcement tomorrow.
Where are my brush smells like meatballs?
It's been a good day chat chat. You had a good time in the stream today or what?
That's all fad. It is fad. It is true, Kat. It's true, Stacey.
I would never place you like that.
But listen, I know you blaze with your heart. You just can't say.
Deep down, deep down, you blaze a little bit.
I don't know what's right. I don't know what's right.
Okay. Listen, Chad, we're gonna catch y'all tomorrow.
Wait.
Mmm, so this is the end.
Wait, Chad, we're ending. Chad, W-hundred-k today, by the way.
W-hundred-k.
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
say a big party when we get back to the crib in LA.
We're gonna play the party.
Wait, I'm at two hundred and sixty.
Seven thousand followers. Oh, that's fire. Sixty-seven. Six-seven.
I'm at seven six. Fuck it. Seven-six thousand? Seven-six. Seven-six.
Yellow muslin. Ah! Get some water.
Get some water, okay? Thank you, guys.
Okay.
Okay, sir.
Can you get a picture of the wall?
No.
A picture of the wall. Oh, I'm so full.
You all are beautiful, Murray. I'm so full.
Oh, listen.
Chat hey
That is day two with the sisters and my niece yes
And julia cans, but she left early
That's okay. We're gonna catch you tomorrow. She'll remember we got the bass of our game
baked goods sale all that shit and there's an announcement tomorrow
tomorrow's the last
I'm excited to know
just announced it tonight is a surprise for them
well it's so much fun today than us
I'm so hot
I like that
it was a day
we had a day
I wanna go home
it is
yo we started shooting on like 3 it's 10 right now
I could not wait to spend the night in our room that you got for us
this is the day
comment, like, subscribe, like the video all that shit
We all actually, we're out here and we fucking love y'all niggas.
We're going, we're going.
We love y'all.
I can't even close my eyes.
I love y'all PPs.
Don't even, don't even.
I love you PPs.
I mean, I can endure it.
Goodbye.
Have a good time.
You know the order.
Goodbye.
Wait.
Hi, I'm Paul.
Paul.