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Walk walk walk
Chat look listen, I know we played it at the start but game you did what I'm saying you feel me
You feel me
When this camera cut off, champ, and you see all the...
When the camera cut off...
Yeah, I was getting up on you.
How many of you see him?
Mmm!
Everybody dance until I walk up in yelping.
Totally be straight fuckin' don't even talk up in yelping.
Everybody dance until I walk in yelping.
Totally be straight fuckin' don't even talk in yelping.
Bro, my liquor in here, this is...
Y'all already know.
I'll give my daughter wealth before I spoil when he hoes.
Man, we don't hear that for a little rash, y'all.
I am Billy.
My I'm Billy.
He on.
Skills on.
I am Billy.
As you see, I am Billy.
Lost in this field.
Rock and dip my hand.
I ain't no boss in the world.
Coolin' on you.
Call me 200.
Go ahead and reject for the lady.
Two on me.
Two on me.
How y'all feelin' today?
How y'all feelin' today, ya boy?
Look, we here.
We here.
We here. How y'all feelin' today?
Woo!
It's time.
Look.
You're chopped up.
All right, bro.
All right, bro. We ain't doin' it. This is good vibes.
Supposed to be good vibes this week. This is not what we doin'.
It's not what we doin', gang.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm so used to speakers.
or is it sexy like a sexy game also shit how I look with the handset
look chat you ugly ass shit we're not doing this no more chat we're not doing
not not on this week this must be good vibes it's a good week you feel me we
What care this week we in the city of Disney world so we're gonna have some fun
Hi, how y'all feeling you look normal today
Hold on
That that that one might have pissed me off more than the you look good today question mark I
Don't know how I feel it. What do you mean? I look normal today question mark. What is normal?
The fuck is your time out?
Look chat. Look listen y'all also gotta understand
Where was where were we at this weekend?
Yes, isn't a fun question. Where were we at this weekend?
Orlando bitch I said where was we at where were we at?
Seattle it was an LA
rules in LA a lot of things went down this weekend. It was a lit weekend. Oh
They seen Jordan digging us a little kid butt.
I seen bra bra on some moose eyes.
I seen KD on some KD on his KD shit times 10.
Enjoy my city animal kingdom top five spots.
Yeah we gon we gon we gon we gon we gon we gon we gon have fun out here.
Chat I don't know what went on this weekend bruh and it was actually a lit all star
game bruh.
I thought the all-star game was going to be mid, I dead didn't go.
Whole time it was one of the littlest all-star fucking days in the long time.
You feel me?
Rage files, what the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean rage files? I don't got no files.
KD on...
Chat.
We need to appreciate Kyrie a little more.
But wait, hold up, before all that fuck that.
Y'all seen the Instagram flitch, I said gangsta?
Oh, yeah, and since we was in LA chat, you can see a lot.
We all got our clothes like that.
We're going to be remixing a whole lot of fits.
The files got leaked.
Wait a minute, no, no, no.
Am I?
Am I?
What the fuck you talking about?
That what?
Looking good to the man.
Don't call me dad-dam-man fuck, boy.
I don't know what dad-dam-man mean,
and it sounds foo-foo.
So chill out, bruh.
Shut the fuck up, gay-a-boy.
OK, wait, hold on.
Am I not a lot of call shit, gay?
around like
what the fuck is wrong with you
what the fuck did i go to sneak up on you? it's the first thing you say
and i'm like normal conversation
why are you here?
why are you here?
i was trying to sneak up on you to say hello
this is not about to be a thing, okay?
when i'm talking about why are you niggas
you're not about to sneak up on me and fucking scare me like that, gang
i'm talking about niggas
stop talking to me like that first of all
secondly, i've been seeing you in Malik mode all week
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Malik has died.
Malik hasn't seen Malik since I was last while y'all niggas.
Malik don't exist no more, chap.
I've come to tell you this strange,
but the files has been leaked.
And you scream at me.
I did.
No!
Can I show, can I show where it is, please?
Where is it?
Wait, what's even that back?
I didn't even see him.
I didn't even get to see him.
Wait, what pictures?
The ones up here in my ear back.
He called me gay?
Am I gay?
No.
But that's some homie shit though.
Okay, but then there's a one of you
holding his hand on the couch when you guys were playing.
No, my hand accidentally touches fucking head
while I was laying down.
Can I, what injustice is this for you?
Um, second, I think?
Like second.
You don't fucking know.
No, no, no, right here, we right here, look, look, look.
I'm just gonna find it.
Go ahead, little, yeah.
Oh, chat, we gotta, we gotta sit and do the mm, mm.
Oh, yeah, mm, mm.
By the end of this shit.
I had to switch the what?
The mm, mm.
What is that, do we have it?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Go ahead, little apple, little leg.
Mm-mm.
But we don't have speakers so we can't get him.
It's sort of a fucking picture.
Excuse me.
Can you get out of the way, please?
This is a good photo.
Look.
And it's you guys holding hands and he's laughing so much.
Did my mom ever fuck up my mustache?
No, it's always a good thing.
Oh
You see how he put his hand there though, you're holding his hand. Oh, yeah, it was in the middle of
My hand was here's the other incriminating evidence
Yo
No, no, he was massaging the middle of my back that's my spine
That's my scapula gank my spine you learn actually that's my spine area
He's giving me a massage or my spine
Yo
It's over by the water bug in my house
I
Go ahead
Bitch
Or you got me even more fucked up
So I should call you or
Okay, then you call me bitch, which is a nice thing to do
So you call me a bitch
I am the fast of my body. Ask them. It's been my bow for a few years
Before it was even cool before it was even cool to be a feminist. I was there ask them check
I think I look they say in fact
They're saying L feminists and perform it
Femminist game listen when you will real locked out feminist and when you got that card you
could say words like whore you call woman whore you call women bitches and shit no yes no
it's endearing so would you go to a gay bar and be like a whore what up because that's what you
gotta do what if you were feminist you would go to a gay bar and be like oh you can't speak
up I was out of motherfucking drag brunch game you can't tell me nothing game you were in a drag
I got that feminist card
That was a really good stream
I know but I was proud of YRG
I saw the chat bro
YRG chat was they were good
I think YRG were y'all in it
Or did y'all leave when the other niggas pulled up
No they were good
They're saying me?
What is that me shit
What is that
Oh you're not tapped in
I know what everybody do
I know where it was bro
game your ass get out my room my fucking room by the way everybody's hanging out
and wait everybody's together yeah you're not different bro take off that
event and get out of here come on I make nice comments about Kai thank you
very much they know that I'm trolling she should be hitting man chat
weak ass risk but what I do I look I look like a fucking what I do it's
I didn't know that's bad trolls we can't throw with that we generally can't
troll with that type of shit. We can't we can't troll with that type of shit we're
not that is not gonna be my are even together for a let's see I think she
banged cuz she bored she's gonna do I think she's banged I don't think I think
Asia might be at a setup go ahead yeah put a little leg in it okay oh my god
Is everything is clear chat the might look good earth a
Wait the fuck
Say less let's pull up chat pull up
They pull out there
They pull out there. They pull out there
Let's pull out there and shout I want to be included in all the fun
Sit down
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Delanter!
Hello, Mr. Delanter!
Hello, Mr. Delanter!
Mr. Delanter!
That's not an A-lay.
I can't find no chance.
You see that's your dawn of admissions?
See the new dawn of admissions?
What is it?
This has got a hashtag ad.
It's got a hashtag ad.
What is it?
I just got no clothes because I was in LA,
so I got a weird-er.
You feel?
They look nice.
They look nice.
Femi?
How y'all doing?
Oh, y'all was doing a little segment.
You wanna sit?
Come here, come here.
Yeah, so I mean we're gonna be here when Orlando chat, you know, I'm saying it's gonna be marvelous bro, you know
Yeah, we're not gonna say too much though chat, but it's daily streams, you know
No, I don't know why you said week.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Originally y'all said week in the discord class.
No, that wasn't never.
No, and he just called you slow.
I don't get back, personally.
I mean, he is.
I called her a whore.
It's OK.
I called him a bitch.
I call her a boss.
I'm sorry, I also showed the photos of you rubbing his back.
Bro, she's gay, man.
Out the rip.
Out the rip.
She didn't even wait.
She didn't even wake yet.
Hey, but nigga, did it feel good?
Can I see the photo?
So I need a massage check.
They're all in there.
I need to see a little chat, show chat.
Well, you have to show them again so they can see.
I mean, what's the point, though?
They own, they own.
This is the first one.
Aw, he's having his bath.
That's nothing wrong with giving a hand a massage.
Here's the other one, and they're holding hands,
and Agent is laughing, and they're cuddling.
Oh, how cute.
That one is actually just photoshopped, yeah.
No, that was real.
Like, you guys really walked in, like.
That doesn't even make sense that type of hand placement in that position.
Yeah, that makes no sense.
I mean, it's crazy because he was laying down and you came up behind him and
grabbed his hand and all that stuff.
What the fuck?
And then you were like, we did this a lot in Hawaii.
Chad, is that how I'm believing you?
No, he actually did say that.
He just said, like, we were right up there.
Chad, does that sound believable, Chad?
Do you tell me what we got going on today?
Go ahead, Raid, do the thing.
My love.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We put a, they gonna say, we put a, we put a, go to the shit, all right, shit, we go get it like, yuh.
You didn't even say what we're doing.
Like, do you normally talk like that?
Uh, yeah, listen, we put a, we put a get dressed up check, do you understand?
And we're gonna go to the Michelin, we're gonna, we're gonna go to our star restaurant, also care of shit.
We're gonna go get dressed up.
It's Emily's Michelin Star Monday!
Yeah!
Wait, do you do it every Monday?
Oh, I wish.
But today's a Monday and we're getting sushi!
Now obviously Emily's paying because of Michelin's R Monday.
Do you like Diddle and Black?
Yeah!
I love sushi.
What's it?
Love sushi.
I'm farming the sushi niggas, man.
Please, you don't have to eat this.
I love sushi niggas.
Wait!
Shut all my sushi's out there.
You're farming this...
Is that even a thing?
Yeah, you could farm anything.
I'm farming the sushi niggas.
Yo, sushi niggas, I love y'all.
Sushi niggas.
Type one?
Type one is your sushi niggas.
L sushi.
L sushi.
Every niggas that eat sushi, they like they shrimp them forward at California
I like the sashimi
What kind I never see the California roll
Yeah
What is that only Gary
That's okay, man, you're not a sushi guy like yeah, you don't eat fucking sushi
Stupid. I don't even look dumb. Yeah, I mean, yeah
It's okay though. I mean, I make you look dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Set all my sushi niggas. Drop us up. It's her cat
No, that's actually a food, but my cat is named effort
performative sushi eater
I'll take a little bite, but if it's like if it's gonna get some
Is it no it's good. It's a salmonella. Yeah, ain't that chicken. No, that's in seafood
That's a chicken. That's in seafood. Salmonella. You can get salmonella from seafood. No, but you won't get it. You won't get it
I've never gotten it. You won't get it. I'm reaching it from both
Yeah, what got more claws salmonella and chicken or salmonella fish
Certain foods got like certain white, you know, what has more claws. Why are you wearing a beanie and a hoodie?
You know I can't run this is I yeah, okay. I don't have clothes so I gotta remix shit that from LA
You look great
You look great chat
Go ahead
Oh, okay, don't put all the chaps up.
Put it in there, yeah. Put it in there.
Is that the most you can do with your knees?
Ben, the last time we saw you, you had a fucking cane.
How'd a cane?
Isn't that crazy?
The last time we were...
What the fuck?
Yo, can you move the mic right here, bro?
Yes, you can.
What the fuck is that?
It is really annoying, isn't it?
Yes. I mean, you could just walk right under it.
No, no!
Put your little picture down.
Look, it literally is four heavily.
Isn't it so annoying?
Who's taller?
You were at a...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That was horrible!
That is pissing me off, hon.
Oh my god, I did get it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that was really horrible.
That really bothered me watching.
That's painful.
Okay.
Come on, dude.
Like, nervous freeze, nothing.
No, I didn't...
He did it correctly the first time, and he said,
let me go harder.
Fuck, it buffs back.
Yeah, that makes Joe an apache gamebucker.
Jeweler, jeweler.
Yeah, Dr. Jeweler's shatty.
I mean, that's it.
Oh, Jula.
Look, look, look, look.
What do you see here?
W's sympathy farm.
That's what you do on food.
Oh, that's what she was doing.
She was doing sympathy farm, man.
You're a fucking genius.
Go in there a little, yeah, pull a little leg.
Okay, all right, I got a chance on.
Check, we see all y'all now.
I love that.
YRG, I see y'all.
AGC, I see y'all.
Cinefiles, I see y'all.
MSU, I see y'all.
I see y'all.
I got all the orders right here.
I got all the orders right here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
So look chat look we're gonna get dressed soon eventually because you got to look good when you go to the Michelin for the five stars
Yeah, that's my first mission like two months ago. Okay, well, who?
See
The part that is the point me on this shit. I hang out with the niggas. They can't be the fuck a Popeye
The unit is to be the fucking mission of our salt
Yikes, you didn't get invited.
That's okay. It's okay. Next time, you know.
I mean, maybe they'll do it again, I guess, for like the secondary.
Basically, I'm the only one here and not in a 360 chat.
I'm the only one that's free.
No, we got paid the second time.
I'm broad. I'm broad. I've never had an easier deal than that in my life.
Yeah, it was, we were happy.
It was like no deliverables. They just started...
They, you know, they, y'all didn't have to promote it.
We didn't have to promote it.
They just said, here, we'll give you a free deal.
And we got paid.
See, I don't like this shit.
Why is my chat calling me a loser and shit like that?
Loser!
I
Like how agent made your chat a little bit bigger
No, no, you good bro. You good. I can see the fucking bitch ass emojis
Emily by the way, I
Watching his streams, you know, they did with Paige and Maury and all them and they were calling you're fucking retarded
You're dumb as fuck cuz pay every time being a bitch I gotta have by the end she wasn't fucking saying
You're fucking day was day one guys
It's day one. Let's let's keep it civil
I'm like a race!
How about there?
Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax!
Oh, this is the first time I've ever done this!
This is the first time I've ever done this!
This is the first time I've ever done this!
We should have the same opportunities!
You're supposed to help me!
You're supposed to get a hat!
Oh, fat with some shit!
You gotta make some shit up!
That ass?
Oh, sorry!
Oh, sorry!
Look!
It's the fat!
I'm trying to get my butt up!
I forget!
You know she didn't check me back!
Hey, you all right, you're okay!
You know she can text me that text me that you want to go to the gym more than I gotta give my butt
But that doesn't send it was like tomorrow you're going to the gym. Oh, yeah, we got tomorrow. Oh, yeah
I have to work out tomorrow
Why do you really get your job? You can wake up early Emily you wake up early with Sina and get a workout in
Wait, why do you watch it? Yeah, that's our beautiful
And you wouldn't know, you started GAT.
You did start the word GAT.
No, you wouldn't know.
They do be saying no at some time.
You wouldn't know.
You're the one who's like, GAT damn, right?
Isn't that crazy?
You guys are well fat ass.
We do that.
We do that.
You were all too hard.
You were all too hard over there.
Hey, man, I'm not waking up early for a gym-sesh dough,
nigga.
If I wake up in time, otherwise it's
happening at night time, bro.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
Information from the Hawaii's and now it's crazy. It's crazy. Like I like I had so many weight classes in my lifetime, bro
Oh guys, yeah, I know I'm looking skinny these days, too. He been grinding Popeye's
We don't got a lot
Baxing race till a child I just I bet you disagree I bet you're fucking different
Yeah, they're all on me they're they look mad at comfortable I said that why okay guys I'll get a six pack by November
Everybody mad
I just believe you could do it earlier than that.
Yeah, you could, you could.
I've never found a six-pack though.
Every time I try to look, I look for months
and then it never shows up.
I think it's very deep inside.
Bro, you don't even know if it's a six-pack.
What y'all doing with the eyeballs, bro?
That's what you look like.
Take off your glasses.
You want me to frame mom yelling niggaz, I know.
I do that shit.
Hey!
Hey!
You guys are back!
Yeah, we're back.
Dad, we're back.
We're back.
We're back.
I don't want to break anything up.
You're not.
You're not.
I actually don't.
Yeah, I don't know.
You're right here.
Anyway, I don't want to break anything up, but you know, it's 5.30.
I feel like if you guys want to go get your clothes or maybe you do a house tour.
Oh my god, it is.
Because you know, you guys got to get to a certain place by a certain time.
Oh, yeah.
I like the yapping segment.
I forgot.
You guys want more time to get up tonight?
True, true, true, true.
Oh.
What's up?
You're just having a great time.
I'm going to do yours.
Oh, why'd you back it up like that?
Why are you poking it out?
OK?
I just know Senna can weed gas massages.
It's a fact.
Oh!
Senna!
It's the thumb of the finger.
Oh, you were the top he's sent to do, bro.
How do you like that?
Oh, this is a, Senna, I think you should have one, too.
Oh, oh, you're so quick to trade, though.
I feel like you could just.
Not him.
Shit, too.
Yeah, I'm not going when you got big ass thick ass shoulders. It's hard to get inside it.
We should get up! We should get up!
Damn, make that up!
Let's get up, bro. We got places to be and shit like that.
I feel uncomfortable.
Are we supposed to go to the store?
Do we need to go to the store?
I don't want to.
Are we getting our bags? We gotta change, too.
I wanted to be known I wanted to be here for a week as soon as like fuck that we only do a two days
So if it's shorter than you
Which I wanted to brain, hate farm Sinnoh, hate farm her.
Me and Angelic are not,
yo it's not time for me to lie down,
what wrong with you?
What, whore?
Bitch?
Whore?
Bitch, whore?
Bitch, whore?
Sluts, skates.
Sluts.
Sluts.
Smut.
Oh.
Smut.
Hey, you're overpowering her.
Take your glasses off for the best.
No, I've seen enough of her.
No.
I should have given her 30, thank you.
with the beanie, wow, what a look, ugh.
Don't forget your shoes.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, stop with the fucking eyeballs, bruh.
It's just like, I don't know why you're-
It's not NMS, I'm not chasing the weed.
That's just kinda what you look like.
I don't know what you look like.
Better than you, bitch.
Ooh, face!
See, I can't expand the horse,
cause it doesn't look like me
called a girl a whore, I'm cooked.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I saw that,
that he punched one of our arms,
Or he went like this and while her G was like,
Rachel really needs to stop hitting them.
So you're on the clock right now.
Because I'd be like this, I'd be like,
no see, that's a bad trolling.
I'd be like, yo, look at this shit.
And he'd be like, ah!
I remember that somewhere earlier.
She was like, ah!
Oh my God!
And he'd be like this!
Ah!
Ah!
Bruh!
They were like, you're a whole gym shark athlete,
hey, come on!
Right, you're right.
I did this to Paige.
I was like, no, come here.
And she was like, oh, I saw that.
I got a thread of death. She had to come back next week and I'm probably like yo, I'll show you bro
Yo dinner don't let him touch you
Shut the fuck up page
I got some shields right now, you're good for like two weeks, you're good for two weeks.
I stacked up some shields, you did what I'm saying?
That drag one gave me some fucking health bar, I can say I got some leeway this week.
That made me three days.
That's how that worked?
Yeah, pretty sure that's how it works.
Where's the camera?
Oh, we were right here.
I know y'all saw that Trump though.
I know y'all saw that.
That was a good job.
That was super impressive, Ray. I'm real proud of you, man. I'm real proud.
How about let me sign in to...
Agents, tellers, engines.
You asking me?
Can you do five squats in a row?
Two is two. I mean, obviously you can do five squats to do five squats.
I can do five squats.
You can probably squat three and twenty-five.
Let's go do the house tour, though.
Hey, I ain't go live. We're in a really good spot.
What the fuck, Chad?
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so this is, I guess, I don't know,
it's a card room, I guess.
Entertainment district.
You know what I'm saying? We got a movie theater.
We should probably plan a movie session maybe tonight.
Maybe tonight, maybe tonight, maybe tonight.
I don't know how I'm feeling,
but maybe like a fire movie, like,
something I haven't watched before,
for like often high-risk and she like that
oh shit my bad dad pigs
alright maybe maybe we just watched like a scary movies not a gingo
they didn't watch the one we watched
long legs
yeah
we can watch long legs again
that was really good
oh yeah
I was thinking Senna and Emily's opinion on shows and teacups and cinema
I just want to know like is that like a thing?
I don't want to check
I don't
No, yeah, yeah, what's your opinion?
I've never seen Godfather's.
No, yeah, you know it. That's iconic.
What's my dad's favorite?
That's my favorite.
All my niggas I watch, Godfather, W and the Chao with you.
I'm one of you. I'm one of you today.
I've never seen Godfather's.
I love that. Alright, so anyway, Emily?
Yes.
Take a serum.
Yo, take the keys.
Did you put that there so-
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay, we just leave-
Trash collector, huh? As far as-
I like the background, yeah.
I have these in my arms.
I have these in my arms.
I have these in my arms.
I have these in my arms.
I have these in my arms.
Oh, this is for later! For our initial Insta on Monday.
Oh, you take that every time you go?
Write all the reviews.
Wait, that's cute!
Alright.
And it has you on the front.
Who else, you know?
Oh, yeah, that's why I wrote it.
Nice.
Thanks guys for coming.
shit nah it's not it's not bad at all actually
walking bathroom and shit yeah that's pretty sick
who's next we might as well oh sure is
anybody that's I'm not gonna I haven't
even seen the whole house here myself
this is my bedroom over here chat you
know yeah yeah you can tell you can
tell us mama laptop is always on my bed
and I go to sleep watching YouTube and
shit like that a simple bathroom you
know what it is man
Yeah, yeah, of course of course
It's alright man, just show us your side, gang.
Come on, bro, it's okay.
Ain't nobody walks in the wall sometimes.
Athletic shit?
You did it wrong time?
No, no, that was mad athletic.
This is another...
That's my bathroom.
Is it?
You're sharing this bathroom with five niggas, man.
So, here's my bathroom.
No, they actually have their own.
So here's mine.
And it's just in the hallway, some music.
If you think an agent has to take a shit and he's out here, he's not going to
hear anything.
So here's mine, and it's just in the hallway, so I can use it, you can get them on.
If you think an agent has to take a shit, he's out here, he's not going to hear these
complaints.
I mean, really, I took a shit and nobody heard me, it was fine.
All right, you were the one that didn't flush the toilet.
No, I did flush.
I made sure because I had a double check, so I was concerned.
Okay.
Did you have schnicks on your plate?
No, it was like, they were like this big, it was two of them.
It was not me.
I wasn't dropping logs that big.
Mine were little like rabbits.
They were dropping rabbits.
Thank you for feeding us that information.
that information
and here is my room
wow
you have to start a family
you have to start a family
why is this in here
this is roses
this is where roses are
I don't want it in here
but I don't like this in here
but this is the room that I fucking got
it was a fucking crib
it's time
it's time to start a family
pushing 30-niggas
All right
You know it's not gonna matter thing today we're all off by like a year. You know like
This is my humble abode
We got suitcases right here.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Uh, got here a little late shit, a little mess up right here.
We got the desk could have fit in like right there.
I don't have a closet.
I don't know what that is, honestly.
I don't know what.
But we turned it into a set up area.
Bathroom?
You do have your own bathroom.
But I'm sharing it with like two people.
Because this is the door that separates the door.
They told them to not use mine so that you
share with yours.
I am locking that door.
No, no, no.
I'm locking my shit.
Because I have to share with guys.
I don't want to share with guys.
Why show it Emily is I'm gonna
We have a lot of shit in a laser we always share oh, we can put together you know something you guys haven't said yet
Happy black history month, you know like
Yeah, happy black history month everybody
Happy happy black
This is not your just not your son. Oh, it just hit you're just here. Oh
Check you gotta downstairs
Chinese New Year's
No, no, that was like four months ago
New Year is like every three months.
What was yesterday?
What was yesterday?
Nothing.
President's Day, brother.
Oh.
No shot.
Is Chinese New Year tomorrow?
Yeah.
How?
They haven't like three months ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have a New Year every three months.
Come on, man.
That's Mickey, bro.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I'm just looking for a reason to celebrate.
What's up, everybody?
Woo!
Woo!
Oh!
It was good.
Oh, they're saying it's today.
Happy Chinese New Year.
Don't hit my joint.
Stop touching me! Stop grabbing my food!
Stop!
You're assaulting people!
They're hurting the people closest to you!
She didn't wash her hands, she was just digging her butt.
She's used to that.
I'm not doing it!
Look at this fucker.
You look too relaxed, bro.
Look what a big gay.
hahahahhahahha
hey, brother
chillin'
type of shit yo, hey, bring it in, man
hey, bring it in
oh
oh, there you go
oh
we's gonna be outside, isn't he?
hahahahhahahhahahhahahhah
hell no
look at the shot, you're kidding me, you're outside
I'm inside
oh, you talking about Disney?
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
you talking about Universal?
get the shit out of me
oh
oh
oh, and Chani's doing it all
Disney down there, suckin'
dick
oh, he
You're sucking dick. Yeah
Hold on wait don't laugh too hard though because this is Jordan
I
Rage has nothing but good things to say about Jordan. Yeah, that's that's great
He has the medic glasses in right now too. So he's gonna definitely be spying on me
Watch out for him. Yeah, your brakes your brakes are gonna fill in you by private tomorrow. Yeah, look bro
We're talking about my brain. Yeah, the engine on your plane won't fill in your game
What you guys doing
No, I'm good. I appreciate that.
Are we ready?
Yeah, we waiting on y'all.
Oh, it is the living room chat. Wow. Wow.
What, any right little Rosie?
Hey, somebody caught this thing in the Deed of Spy.
That's the one you said.
Yo, yo, we were what?
Yo, the fuck that not?
And Marcus?
I thought you were Axe 20's friend.
What's Axe 20's friend?
Matt, Marcus, you saw what's going on, put it off.
What was on there?
Don't say where I was going.
What was the Axe?
It was the blue Axe.
Yo, fuck, I don't know.
Oh, oh, fuck it.
You're a framework.
No, no, we don't framework.
You're getting frameworks.
Look at it.
Oh, let's go through it.
Yeah.
Come here, you fucking boy.
What's up there?
Oh, my god.
It's going on, man.
I got this.
That's all of it.
Who's framework and who?
Fuckin'.
I hear the voice is in my head.
I'll tell you something, I'm trying to frame you properly.
I'm not going to lie. I'm just going to pull this today.
Oh yeah!
First class flight in Caleb City.
Oh, sorry about that. Are you okay? I'm good.
There's an apple caramel.
OK, move the back, the back.
Let me just go around and check.
Watch this.
This is my dad's house.
I'll get more of this stuff.
I'll get more of that fucking wallop.
It'll chill, it'll brokchill.
That's five.
He'll be sweating and shit.
Oh, that's again, it's a line.
Greetings from my mother.
Ah, it's a line.
It's a line from Rolando.
Hey, you got the Mickey Mouse in the background.
The Mickey Mouse in the background.
Are you having a freaking?
Yeah, you're talking about I didn't take him free.
At least, he's weak.
We gotta oil that up, really.
I don't know the oil that's safe on you.
I think it's full on my head.
If it's breaking the mom out, you're gonna get on it and shit
and it's gonna fucking break.
I'll just fuck him out, man.
We'll be able to test that.
Test it.
I saw him in a soap opera.
I saw him go loose in the water.
He was in a soap opera.
No!
Yo, switch around.
You got to do this? Do this?
Shackle my not on Mark Hondo?
Shackle my is not on?
Me too!
What was it?
No, I'll be right here.
Thanks, Shack.
Shack, you know he ripped nigga, fuck.
All right, let's show the back you're on.
Come on, swag.
Feel me? Swag it.
Is he on non-chatter now?
Swag it.
Do you want me to say it?
Do you want me to say it?
We got acres of lamb right here.
Big ones out there?
Wow.
Big ones, we got a, they call it infinity pool and shit.
This is what if you could dog you better you can survive. I think I'm boy. I could probably float. Okay. Everybody's buoyant nigga
Everybody's boy, you mean I would see if you let is a human lands in the water and they go down to the bottom
So Dave wants to point is what you're telling me. Yes. Oh, I don't know about him
Fill it for you but like
He might be extra boy
Center if you wanted a pool
I'm gonna rip it
I dare you
You wanted a pool with a life vest you will be you will be buoyant
You will be very buoyancy you'll have mad buoyancy
Any time you go to the gym
Why are you asking me we're going tomorrow? We're going tomorrow
No, no, I didn't say no
Agents are going to the gym at a different time in your life. Come on
We can rise and shine together and we can all do a gym segment. Oh, so I might go at night, too
Okay, so our session is gonna be amazing
We're gonna have a fire segment
Not maybe like you and Rosie can tag team that month. I don't like in the morning. Come on chef. I'm a lot
Can we have a good week? Yeah
We thought up on time and already you calling me no need bitch all type of shit
We're calling you now. He said use don't we it and yo we
Yes, I'm excited
I feel like you have a good heart you're actually like a good person or her and she'd be putting bad thoughts in your brain
I think she really appreciate you talking. I feel like she's a manipulator. She manipulates you and
So you're saying I can't think in front of myself?
No, you can't think for yourself.
Emily, listen, listen.
You think that she can't think for herself?
Quite cute.
You think that she can't...
Look at how he's looking at you, his eyes are open,
and you're slowly getting apart.
You see, we're having a normal conversation,
and she's like the little devil on your shoulder.
You see how you can't laugh at jokes at all?
Little devil on your shoulder, gay.
I can't just talk to my friend M when I heard blood in.
Didn't I'm saying?
Hey, hey, what?
What?
I was giving you the heart.
Oh!
I feel a little retarded sometimes.
But listen, you gotta do a wall start.
Peace treaty!
No me!
What?
We don't have nothing to do with this!
What?
We don't have nothing to do with this drama!
We're not fighting over nothing, man!
And the first one, who won't be the first one to break the peace treaty?
It's always you.
No.
I think you guys need a heart to heart.
You'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you can dick ride her too.
I dick ride everyone.
That's true, she does kinda dick ride everyone.
But, let's say she breaks our truce, you can't break it.
You can't, you know, you can't join in.
No, we're gonna be fair.
You guys, yeah, yeah, like, honestly, I love setup.
That's my girl.
You don't follow me?
No, I look at myself, you have to grade.
So, when I call her a whore, you're gonna call her a whore.
Wait, hold on, what do you fuck with more?
Hey, Jess, you can't think that we have to be unbiased.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you serious?
You thought it was the way she reacted?
She has an answer.
She actually does have an answer.
Hey, hey, don't you have an answer?
Of course.
Who was your favorite stream last year?
Again?
My chat voted for the last year.
No, no, no, no, help, help.
Who was your favorite stream last year again?
Who was your favorite stream?
It was like best stream of the year last year.
Yeah, I think it was the hood one.
Well, the chat voted for the last year.
No, she agreed.
She actually agreed.
How many of Emily Awards did you get?
Because I got like four.
I mean, you did want these for Emily.
is one of the quality over quality over here.
That's what you want to say.
They're fighting over you right now.
Oh, drop that wow.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
Yeah.
Can you answer Asia's question?
You don't have to though.
You have to do it at the same time.
I'm not answering that.
What?
Why?
I don't even have an answer.
You don't have an answer?
I feel like if in my brain I start picking between friends, it's over, bro.
I agree with that.
It's like, you know, in a friend group, like once you start picking between friends.
Yeah, you cannot favor it.
Yeah.
I want to answer between y'all too quick.
Sena was not trying to do any collabs last year,
so that's why she hasn't been to the hood.
That's why she hasn't came over to the night shift.
So I want to introduce you to everybody.
I appreciate y'all's support.
I think Devin took go to the hood for so long.
And you keep saying, no Sena, you can't come over.
No Sena, you can't come hang out.
And I don't understand why.
We got to get dressed.
Yeah, no, we do.
We got it, we got it.
You know, we just had to.
Frank, I see your whitey tighties.
Yeah, white...
Polo, polo, it's called a swag.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
I see your white tighties...
They're white, they're tighties.
Cause they are, I think.
Oh, okay, black, tighties.
They're gray, bro. Can I see?
Yeah, I think they're gray, bro. Pull it up.
They're gray, dude.
Yeah, they're gray.
I'm telling you, no, cause you want to lift your pants up.
No, I actually want to sag.
Oh, good!
I hate when a nigga sag and I can see the dimensions of the butt cheek that really pisses me off, bro
Yes
I'm gonna just put my shoes on I
Didn't say nothing about your butt cheeks
No, I didn't come see that's how miscommunication threads. I didn't call your teeth dimensional. That's gay
Hey, I said, I said, I said, I hate when a nigga sag and I can see the dimensions of his butt cheek.
Yeah, I hate when a nigga sag and do that too.
That's, that's so different than calling his, if he walked past, I said, his butt cheeks are dimensional.
That, that's different than what I said.
That's the stuff for a lot of people.
That's the stuff for a lot of people.
House probably smells like corn chips. All right.
Hey, hey, hey, Jill, are you coming?
You might look at her phone so you know what I mean.
Little sushi room.
What the fuck going on here?
Yo, Chad, we're not giving up.
No?
Sing it?
Oh, you're singing.
Chad, they do a little synchronization right now.
We're not using these mics in the car, are we?
No, but we want to have two different mics with you because, you know, you're so stupid.
You got to go to the gear.
You go to the gear and you go straight down.
Why am I not...
Okay, what is this?
This camera...
Oh my God.
You have different hips.
Okay, okay.
It looks really good.
is I'm very I'm like chocolate chip
that's on the side bro that's in your fucking armpit look at my chest is right
here oh I got my armpit I got muscle I got muscle so I like my chest come on
little more you didn't get no no you didn't pick me up I let my eye I lifted
myself off the ground and you just helped me love it
I know it's like all you know it's what
What this is right? We call it microphone in the industry. So we use my son now or what?
I gotta go change. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I got him off the rocks and I'm not gonna take this off though
It's okay. You're your beauty, but if I'm about to go to my setup. You're fine. Why do I need it?
Cuz we're about to go to the car
Or just do as he says boy, but I'm changing. Okay, then go change. Yeah
Do you go change go look pretty?
Yeah, we're but we don't have no time at our first destination. What's your first destination?
Fucking ages double old with a fucking fucking fucking rolls Royce
And they go you go to fucking faster right now you say I don't care if I'm fucking like you won't let me in they got big
Double-O and they can fuck they can fuck it rolls Royce. What the fuck you trying to fuck
No, yeah, that's a good strike. That's a good strike
You must want us to look at your ass, bro.
Yeah.
Hey, just send me the pic, bro.
Just send the nudes.
Gingo?
No, group.
Everybody can have a look.
I'm not a cheat, it's crazy.
All right.
And then there's four zoom.
Oh no.
Okay, now just, okay.
Now, open your eyes a little bit wider.
I got a light.
Okay, I'll just zoom in.
I'll just say, I have this eyes.
Right.
You have eyes.
No, just see, just see.
No!
Wait, do I have to say that to you, right?
Oh!
Take this.
The torque pot, what?
Oh, he means the slur eyes.
He's trying to get you to say a slur.
She's trying to get you to say a slur, Emily.
Don't have him say it.
Wait, did she say it?
No, she can't.
I mean, she could say it, but she doesn't say it.
Why would you want her to say a slur?
Not Emily.
Don't fall for it.
I did say it once to Rekai, but that's it.
Wait, whoa.
OK.
That's a package.
What do you mean?
Because he was like, hey, you can say it.
Why are you still saying it?
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's normal.
It just looks normal.
OK.
And I was like, hey, you can call me sure and word.
And I'm like, well, then you can call me your chink.
You're so far apart.
Yes.
You did say it around me before.
No, I didn't!
Yes, I did!
I didn't hold it in that!
That is so cool, because it was a clip.
It was a clip.
And you're like, oh.
This is what it looks like when he looks at you.
It turns up.
But, look, Craig's on YouTube Jores.
I remember that shit.
No, no, no, it's cool.
We just won't go anywhere, bro.
We're just going to fucking stick to it.
OK, OK.
Sorry, sorry.
We were, Agent, can I zoom in on your eyes?
Please, can I zoom in on your eyes?
No, why?
I got it.
Chad, change the segment.
Walk on my youth.
Chad, a little change of segment?
Chad, we're doing a little change of segment?
Hurry up?
All right, Rick, we actually do need to hurry up.
We actually do need to hurry up.
I got you all.
Hold on, listen.
Listen.
Get naked?
Oh, my God, I'm gonna drop my pants.
All right, so look.
I don't have clothes to look nice, gang.
I generally don't have clothes.
So I just got to look through what I've got, man.
I kind of pre-ordered feeling.
You're so sassy.
I ain't gonna lie.
Hold on, bro.
I don't got nice clothes, bro.
I got some dickies.
Do dickies work?
No, what was what what was that so I need you to do something just what
What why are you here, bro?
You know what he naked get naked I didn't get naked but just like
But they didn't do a dance for no, I see you don't too much now. All right, listen. Hey, um, yeah, this is real
Just real time between us three
You know, I'm pretty sure it's like a 40 45 and try yes
So I feel like you don't have time to go to the store it's like 20 minutes. Oh, we're not
Our first is like 20 minutes out
Yeah
I do I do. Oh, oh, Agent, how many likes yo, I got a lot of old brothers. That trend has to die, gang
Well, that trend has to die because you hate small streamers, huh? You hate people trying to get up, huh?
That's ridiculous, bro. You know, not everybody has as fortunate as you know, okay? Some people got to make their way
Yeah, Rach. What's up, man? What the fuck? I stay with Aimee.
Wait, this is great. Let me talk about people. You're just great.
I don't want to end up on the wrong side of that clip.
You know why? You know why I hate that clip?
Why?
Because I do streams with everybody anyway.
Cap, that's Cap.
I'm a boy.
Well, that's how you show me the game.
Captain, is that true?
Tell me.
Whoa, I'm inclusive.
I'm inclusive.
I should just show you now.
You didn't count?
No.
OK.
I don't really know.
Wait, who count?
Because I said Gage.
Oh, Gage?
You count?
Do you count?
Do I count what?
You're Gage temporarily.
Whoa, no.
I ain't Gage.
I got a buff.
The Gage niggas gave me a buff because we went to the
drag bunch.
So I got a little buff.
Chess ain't right. I did you around that's true
For sure yeah, that's cool. All right. Yeah, that works. That's so crazy. I would say raise game Ray Ray
Yes, okay, so I take this motherfucker
We have a conundrum I don't have a clothes bro. We gotta try to look decent y'all gotta help me
I got some white teeth with a wrinkly game
Okay?
Fuck it.
I'm puttin' dickies on and shit.
I wish I could hear you.
I wish we had a TTS, bro.
I'm gonna try to put it on
and put the maxed out volume on the headphones.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Go ahead a little, yeah, put a little, yeah.
I go, ah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
you
you
you
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J already yo chair my fat my butt off my ear else blow off
I'm ready
I'm ready
Well I need some, I need some smell good, Shay.
Oh, the people's going out the door!
That's one!
Okay, that's around, that's you right now!
I'm gonna stand up and do the best I can to tell you that.
Oh, Shay!
You're mad, Matita!
Shay, I don't know about Larry.
Let's just get out of here!
Man, oh, let's cry.
Oh, there's four hands up in there.
Come on, here's the three.
Jack, I'm gonna be good. Y'all ready to go, Jack? Y'all ready to go?
Y'all ready to go?
Jacket?
No, this is only Jacket I got, bro. It's not going.
Yo, yo, is everybody ready? I'm ready! I'm ready!
We've been ready on this bitch.
We've been ready!
What do you mean, I'm bitching? We've been ready!
We've been ready. We've been ready, Clev.
Put the music ready?
Okay, now really, I'm good.
No hat.
Bro, my hair got undone with where all the beanies today,
bro.
Like it's like frizzy and shit on the clean.
Feel me?
We good.
Hey, switch us, switch us.
I got a big do what you got I really have no clothes they gotta make it gotta make it work
Oh
You know you don't talk swag with peons nigga fuck you don't talk swag with peons nigga fuck
I'm ready
The nigga that was blast to come out tries to give us that advice
Great is this worse than your red 40 Elsa? That'll be honest
You're not talking to me like
Yo, Caleb, I got a key.
Chad, remember, you don't talk swag with peons, nigga.
Alright, come down, come down, come down, come down, come down.
Chad, uh, I'm gonna switch to the next one.
Hey, you fucker!
Hey, you know that, you spend a lot of money.
I'm gonna switch.
Hey, you was caught in a gown by the wolf.
All right.
Over there?
Yep.
In the back, I'll switch up.
I have that brought back trauma let me xx it is like really that's a good question like
I think you leave twice.
I don't even know the, uh, you know what?
You don't even know the lore?
No, no, no.
Oh, so you leave it twice?
No, no.
What a face.
I mean, I know that one.
Lacy.
Lacy's first.
I'm putting this on my hat like these.
It's a slag shit.
You good?
Yep.
About 20 minutes.
Yeah.
About 20.
Do you mind if we do a reset?
No.
Alright, we're good.
Your shoes untied, Rage.
Yeah, no, I was rushing out because
those things were fucking long to get out of the house, bro.
Who got your over the shoes?
You got your over the shoes.
No, I got, I got Chuck's.
Aw, man.
That's not it, dude.
Chill, chill.
Chill, chill.
What you got on?
That.
Now what you supposed to do?
Uh, chill.
Now what you supposed to do?
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I know what I said about this.
I know what I said about this.
I'm looking up.
I just want to say 16.
It's not autumn?
Yeah, you can never go on some conference game.
That's a good ax, you got it.
You know what I'm saying?
You know that's not an ax, bro.
That's a good ax.
You know that's not an ax.
Stop playing with me, boy.
It's really good.
It's really good, don't it?
This is going to move around, though.
No, no, no.
You can move around.
It's not, yeah.
It's flexibility.
I'm saying just for you so you can like hold it.
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
I don't know why.
Where's my gas?
Oh, that's on your ass.
That's what I asked you.
I heard you.
You want a second?
No worries, Emily.
Is it good now?
You see?
Yes, ma'am.
No, no, no, no.
Don't get keep.
Don't get keep the, the clone.
And uh, he's on that tone, man.
I don't know that.
Hello!
Hello!
Y'all ain't paid me for that, so I don't know.
Nah, you guys don't know.
I saw it, I saw it.
You didn't make me out for that?
You know what's crazy?
I had the tone shit in the back where I'm like
strained for like the last phone once.
That's the best one.
That's the best one.
This looks so cool.
Oh, you have it?
Yeah.
That's just so nice.
Give me a photo.
Yeah, this is the first one.
Oh, this is one of them.
Well, I changed my setup, so there's nothing to go.
Huh?
Okay.
You have that right there?
Yeah.
There's like a name to this.
Hey, Sharon, what's the other one?
Get out of the house.
Yes, Emily, yes!
I got an Asian grandma.
No, are you?
I found it.
What is it?
Yes.
You have, um, you have two, like, your rage-first amnests.
There's like a rage IRL main ingress whatever.
Okay, but it's good though?
Yeah, and then you have like your red baby brightness.
That one is the first one.
Interesting.
Even though it says first?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know why they re-aid it first.
Yeah, it just says Viva La Vida by Cosplay Fit.
Okay, that's fine.
Yo, Icona, chat, ban them.
Yo, ban them.
They say audio is ass.
Can you open this, huh?
The shoe is connected to the thing?
Yeah, we can open it.
I guess we can put the things on too, right?
Which one?
Uh, if we need to, uh...
End the moment.
Uh-uh.
Oh, yes.
Wait, I don't even feel like we wasted almost time chatting.
The streets started like 30 minutes ago.
You know, we didn't live an hour and a half.
Yeah, it goes by six feet.
I don't like how happy it is.
Yo, this shit almost over again.
No, it's like it's good.
I want to talk to you.
Have fun.
I'm gonna have a bite.
I'm a great guy, I'm a blast.
The audio is good now.
Is that good?
The quality?
It's just a lot of noise.
It's like mad loud.
Is everybody turning down?
They were putting the mic on the floor.
Oh, of course.
I will follow the rules.
Thank you.
It's loud.
You hear the noise, right?
Yeah, I'll turn it down for you.
Oh, okay.
It's that.
Is it good?
Yes, it's got everything.
We'll be there, everybody?
Everybody have everything?
Yay!
Agents, Mike Robin?
I thought so.
Road trip.
Looks blurry, it's fine.
That's OK.
Josh, wait for him to stay for a while.
I think the bit rate is low, but if you recall,
it might be a bit rate thing.
I think the bit rate is a little on the camera, right?
That's okay.
You can get out this area then.
Rage, they were saying you look like a toddler.
Yeah, where'd you get that hat?
What I say about peon is it's swaggy.
Bad bit rate, bro.
Yeah.
It's not too bad.
Yes, I have no fuckin' pet hat.
They never see this to me.
It was these up to scarefits.
Why don't you take a man long to get in there?
They roast the Kanye one time.
What's the part of the time they roast the Kanye?
Head towards you.
You think they're Kanye?
They still work.
I think I'm your rage, nigga, fuck.
Oh, I like this wheel.
It's my square wheel.
It's my square wheel.
It's my square wheel, man.
Man, you really get the best of the best, man.
What you talking about?
My kind of running cars and shit.
You see what I mean?
Oh, you're pulling it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
She's past, she's past, she's past.
Ah, it's good.
Speaker, speaker, speaker.
Yeah.
Okay, yay!
We're in Orlando, guys.
We're in the home of Disney chat.
We might see Mickey Mouse
I'm not showing it outside of shit.
Might see Mickey Mouse in shit.
Chad, was it Sam's?
It's probably Sam's.
Oh man, I like this V.
I like this V.
Is this your rental car?
Yeah, it's my shit.
My shit.
It's my shit.
Yeah.
It's my shit.
Your car?
You own this?
Yeah, it's my shit.
No, no.
Rage?
Oh yeah, sure.
It's my shit.
It's his shit, yeah.
He right.
Feel me?
Got this shit, we got the double love.
We got that.
We got that.
I was almost tempted to like tell you to bring your shit so that we could both have our shit, you know
Wait, you ever made that shit too?
No, yeah, it's only a six hour drive to here. What'd you just say?
His Maybach
Yeah, I was gonna bring my Maybach
Wait, you don't have a-
You don't have a R, right, Rach?
I guess I got a Rolls Royce
You do?
Oh, you do?
Yes, I have V Rolls Royce, I'm a fucking ghost. Nigga, fuck you, come on, nigga, fuck
They be rapping my shit in fucking songs, nigga
I don't know if you're trying to be agent or something
I got a-
And when I'm not gonna lie, I saw an edit where you were saying this, you ate.
I don't got that electric rose.
I got that electric one.
You don't have agent drives.
I can drive if needed, Agent.
Let me know.
Emily, no.
Wait, look at that.
What is those out there?
That's called a haystack.
That's the best whitecliffs I've not heard.
Haystack should be out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good.
You know you ever heard of saying a needle in a haystack?
Yeah.
Maybe that's a marathon idea.
Wait!
actually fighting a needle in the haystack.
Yo, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
I would do that in a few weeks.
Really?
Yeah.
Actually, I joined the idea from E-Rob.
Did you tell me that?
You did that a while ago, right?
You didn't, right?
I haven't done it yet, but it was on E-Rob's punishment
wheel, so we're going to race.
OK, that's cool.
Yeah, but it seems like a fun idea
to see who can find a needle in a haystack.
Yeah.
We'll see what happens.
Shut up, E-Rob, bro.
Happy Black History Month, E-Rob.
I don't know which half you sell it.
I don't know which half you sell it.
I don't know which half you sell it.
It's gonna have right.
Yeah, this is my half.
This shit is nice, man.
It's hella spacious.
Like this shit.
Guys, it's been months
since we've been together.
You guys want to share something?
How could we possibly be together?
Yeah, I missed you guys,
you know, our little group.
Oh, what's a new fun fact go a new fun fact? Yeah, we all have a fun fact like something new going on in your life
Something new yeah, what's the new shit going on in my life? I don't remember. I fuck with Daniel
I tell him everything right. How do you not get tired you're like streaming every day. It's very impressive
Doing something
Um
How do we how do we how do we how do we not start chat? What do we do to last a time cocaine?
cocaine
truck heroin
No, I don't cook
Okay
Um
Something new that happened. No, you'll go first. Yeah, you guys go first. All right
Something new that's happened in the past seven months
That's crazy.
Is it seven months?
Right?
Yes.
It's all good.
Um, what is it?
I cleaned my shower wall.
My shower hair wall.
Yes.
Did you say her shower bowl?
My shower hair wall.
So sometimes I have like shower clumps on the hair, but I cleaned it.
Nice.
That's fine.
Is that for you?
Last time you cleaned it, it wasn't when I cleaned the drain for you, right?
No.
No.
Okay.
I'm like, can we please come over and do the cleaning stream?
Yeah, I think we need help.
Yes.
What about you, Sonia?
Um, OK, I know no one's going to believe me.
But I'm actually the lowest weight I've ever been in three years.
That's amazing, Sonia.
Oh, wow.
That's about the bullshit.
How much do you weigh?
I don't want to say.
Because you're going to be me.
I'm not going to.
Yo, wait.
He wouldn't be me.
The actual number of weight being, like, that's not going to, I'm not going
If it's a wait for you, that looks good for you, so wait it looks good for you.
Somebody looks good at one fucking 80, and another person looks good at 140, y'know?
Tell me who you're at, like, 280.
Only if you want to.
I think you look great.
The other day, uh, I was one thirty three.
That's amazing!
You were actually, like, actually?
That's amazing!
Why do you act so sharp?
That is so true!
That is so true!
Oh my god, that's really good.
No, I didn't mean to.
Yeah, turn the light on for you.
I didn't mean like that.
No, that's good.
That's awesome.
Really?
Really?
No, that's actually crazy.
That's awesome.
Shut up.
No, I'm serious.
That means your fight weight would be like 120.
What?
Oh, like you're going to cut and then fight?
Yeah, that's elite. What's your body fat? You gotta be like she means KG. Oh
You literally he literally just goes really
Being curious for your your health in your weight is now
It's awesome, sit up.
Yeah, congratulations.
Thank you.
That's so cool.
Apologize.
You got to apologize when the truth is cooked.
What?
I was funny.
No shit.
Why are you shitting?
Sit up.
Apologize.
Sit up.
Emily, can you sit up for me please?
I can't.
No, no, no.
Sit up.
Say sorry.
I don't want to have to call you a whore at a five star
restaurant, bro.
You don't want to?
During the Michelin Star Delicious Dinner?
That's something crazy.
In words of extra, Emily.
I'm sorry.
On opposite day, turn around and say what you got.
Come on.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, listen.
Listen, chat.
Some new things,
something the last few months.
Yep.
Turned my stream setup a little different.
Like I turned that one off.
It's calm, it's calm.
Rotated the desk.
Yeah, rotated it for a fucking desk.
Copped to all our all,
copped a little pebble up.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
That's some cool shit.
That's good.
Yep, I got more mobility in my knee and shit.
That's really good.
Feel me?
Kinda calm, kinda calm.
That's good.
Yep.
Yep.
Congrats.
Me a new thing for me is I made a resolution. Yeah, and I promised myself that uh, yeah, I'm not buying any more cars
But I made a resolution though, so I'm not going what about the drift car. Oh, technically I was before yeah about the eight months ago
Wow, you think you're gonna uphold that no
But it's a change though.
But that's the point of resolution.
Resolution or much to be broken, yeah.
It's like a trial.
Yeah, at least you're attempting.
Agent, didn't you have to buy Kaya one $2,000 car?
Yeah, I don't even think he bought a car.
He just gave him a hundred dollars.
Yeah, he just got cash.
Wropping a bucket.
But why'd you have to do that?
Because I lost my wager.
No, but you actually pay.
Because you didn't technically have abs, is that why?
No, thanks.
Yeah, I can't shit back because otherwise it is bad reputation only man.
I had a new year's resolution. It was literally to be nicer to people.
We've been doing that. We've been doing that.
We've been taking shit to the channel. I just learned shit rock.
It's not going off on niggas.
I thought we'd been doing well.
Right.
You're nicer to people.
You know, I really like this car.
What's so good about it?
No, no, no, for real, this wheel,
it's like a Corvette, like, formula-style, like, wheel.
It's like a square wheel.
Like, the tech is good.
There's like two screens here.
I love that.
It's not doing too much.
It's like, is he doing them on a space, though?
You know, like, there's lots of space back there, right?
You should buy it.
What do you have?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
hey, we're cut, we're cut, see, it's on.
I can't help it.
We're good. We're good.
I'm sorry, but I got really early and I didn't sleep at all, but I'm not tired.
We can get coffee yet.
I don't need coffee.
You're at...
Yo, we're cooked.
No, no, no.
We'll be fine.
On day one?
And you got to wake up early tomorrow.
No!
A second one?
No, it's over.
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
It's not that.
I can't help it.
So now you're taking a fucking energy to get to the spot?
No, I don't need one.
I'm telling you.
No, you don't need one.
We just saw two guys.
We just saw two guys.
Oh, God.
Three? Oh, Jesus. Jesus.
Did you hear me, Chad? Jesus.
She's gone again? That's her. That's her.
I've been paying attention.
It means that you don't have enough oxygen in your brain, so we just have to open up.
We know she doesn't have enough oxygen.
God, that was good.
That was calm. That was calm.
That was calm. That was calm.
That was very evident.
That was very evident. That was very evident.
That was very evident. That was very evident.
That was very evident.
Roll me up, roll me up.
You got smoke?
You just mind other guy.
No, no, no, not me, not me, not me, not me, that's okay.
What did you do?
Oh, my life.
Okay.
What is, what is Romeo being, like smoke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Trying to roll it up, type shit.
Okay, Sina, what's the first step when you roll a blunt?
I don't know, I've never rolled a blunt.
You don't have to kill him,
take someone else, I'm driving.
It is washing your hands, right, Rage?
Right, Sina?
Wait, is that true?
That's what I think.
In the words of agent, we do a,
I mean the words of AIM we're doing fucking drugs game.
Even though we're washing their fucking hands
when they're cracking shit.
Just in case you have bacteria in your hands
and you're going to be smoking this stuff,
you need to wash your hands to ensure plenty of it.
It really is right.
What the fuck?
The need is to wash your hands.
What the fuck?
How long have you been here?
Oh my god, AIM.
I had to get a ride somehow.
What the?
You can sit over here if you want.
Fuck the fuck me!
Wendy, you get in the truck!
Oh my God!
I thought someone's Gemini popped up with some shit.
Yo, yo!
I think you should check your brains.
I think you should check the brains a little bit.
Oh!
I think you should check the shit out of Marcus.
Oh shit, Marcus.
What the fuck?
He's so mad.
Bro, they think this is an Ape script.
This is not an Ape script.
We did not expect that.
It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is.
No, it's not.
You didn't tell you?
No.
You told me it was going to be there.
What?
You knew?
Yes, yes.
He's lying, girl, bro.
He's fucking lying, gang.
They said to be acting.
Get what I'm fucking acting.
No, we actually are surprised.
What the fuck?
They were like, yo, what are y'all trying to do?
We're very surprised, everybody.
No, AJ, you're really acting.
We are, we are.
We have no idea.
Bro.
Everybody, go clip it.
It was a big surprise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chad, man, really think about that, yo, what the fuck, I'm gonna be in the car, it's gonna be like a cook-dough, shut the fuck up nigga, fuck, fucking Batty Boys.
Oh, what does that mean?
What are you going to have for them?
No, Batty Boy.
Batty Boy.
One, one.
Some Beatrice, Cigar, Trude.
One.
You so sassy, I forgot.
Oh, you are Haitian, I forgot.
That's, when you going back to your hometown, bro?
That's, that's Jamaican.
I know, but your Haitian, that's why you got the connection.
I'm Haitian.
But when you go in that door, they just say, how do you people?
He's Haitian, and I am Haitian.
Soon, right?
I'm gonna go there.
So drum over there a little bit, though?
I heard about it.
Maybe you can go and settle that.
Yeah, I'll be sending money over there.
What's your union?
I mean, don't need to go.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'll be pulling up there every time.
Chat, you know what I'm saying?
We was there the other week, back then.
January, sure.
Nope.
You used there last month?
Nope.
That's far, brother.
Give him back, man.
Give him back.
I'd love to see that.
This is how I'm gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
No, it doesn't.
You didn't even do what I was gonna say?
Never stop.
Hey, Rach!
Hey, Rach.
What was my...
I'm just having a girl talk, you know what I mean?
I wanna listen.
No, no, no. You guys can keep going.
I got my period a few days ago.
Jesus Christ. Okay, never mind.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
The last time I got my period, bro,
it like, it stressed me out so much
because for some reason,
it was like a lot more than normal.
That is concerning so much.
Yes.
Yes, because then you're like,
there's something wrong with me.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That means you about to hit menopause and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, so like,
Yeah.
That might have been one of your last flows going on,
so you better appreciate that shit.
Yeah, you're giggling a little too much with that trunk.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Well, I heard a big lean kick.
You're giggling in the back.
What happened to being nice?
I think that just y'all, y'all, y'all systems and cycles
is lining up with y'all friends and shit like that.
Oh, a lot of her period history.
Yeah, y'all sisters and shit, yeah.
Cycle sisters?
Exactly.
They do line up.
Do you guys have that?
Yeah, it's like when you carry a lot of nut,
it's kind of same thing.
Don't go dearying, right?
We got a bus at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We thinking of, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know how to fuck to turn the fucking ISO up my dumbass
Okay, we need to pump the ISO realistically
Legs gay
Oh, I made it darker. I made it black.
What about that chat?
Is it good?
It's a sun. We are so glad.
It should be better now, chat.
I said that I think it better in which street light.
It's dark.
It's dark.
Yeah, so I can't see the screen, so I'm trying to do it based on memorization, because
I can't see the back of the camera.
Brack? Brack? What's this?
Emily's in the car, chat, too.
Brack.
It's horrible. Did he get any better, chat?
Well, thanks, though, when we get there.
They can't see us
Oh
That we get fish to the other phone
How's it going black and old like
Which one
I turn it on I'll switch
Yo one out of two thousand
Yo, nah it's like
It needs to go on auto bro
But I can't see the settings so I'm guessing
Hold on, we'll get there
It's my it's my third one right?
Which book is this let this is dial on the left, and you gotta go up and down
We want to figure it out don't crash
It looks amazing guys don't even worry about it like it looks awesome. Don't even
in the middle of the night.
Rage, look here really fast.
What the fuck was that?
Wait, wait, what?
I was moving it to the angle.
Yeah, we might have to pull over and fix this.
You want to move to Cina's camera now?
Yeah.
Alright, let's switch real quick.
Cina 3.
Yo, Geo.
Switch that motherfucker, Geo.
Alright, it's so good.
Yeah, let me know when we switch.
Mike, how is seeing that yours is better?
The phone?
Yeah.
And we
Just keep going just keep going you're we're ten minutes away
Way better I know Marcus is pissed you're the last time in Hawaii they like I thought the Rosie I said how are they
How on the card he goes there were some mad at agents driving
It's not just this it's a lot of settings wrong
Let's just switch
It's my third one
Robby forget aiming to fuck it back
What is it senator? Yeah, I see signal in a second
Yo
Bro, can you switch this in his third?
Just do it boy
Just switch gang
Hey, just say yes, bro
Where are you you're rotating the camera, huh?
The camera
Hey girlies
Hey bitch!
Orlando!
Orlando, what the home is?
Can I have a glass?
Can you see Mickey Mouse and shit?
It's like 8 o'clock in the morning.
It's like 8 o'clock in the morning.
It's okay.
I'm the one in the car? Yeah.
Look at the sunset! It's so pretty.
Oh my god, they're actually all out of the car fixing.
Look at them.
Caleb, what's so mad?
Oh my god, Caleb's mad.
RICE!
The ISO even at max ISO it's super dark
which means the aperture is very off
and the shutter speed is really off
I'm just touching that still
I don't know
Oh my god, am I?
Why did you get in the truck?
Am I still in here?
We get any new sinister they even sure first and second you say yeah, I'm gonna pull this off real good
Who phone is it who phone is this is an aperture it's in a false
Something's off because you got max yeah your shutter speed is yeah
Why are they saying help give the phone? Oh, okay? I showed you first thing
I got the phone I got the phone check
You don't gotta see the beluga well no more
Okay, wait, let's see what they say hi wire G hi
Now, we'll see.
OK.
Give me a second, because there's probably delay.
Wait, did they find you?
Found you.
Found you.
Whoa, her eyes.
Good.
Oh, why are they looking at you?
I'm seeing mad ho-dots this year.
Is anybody going to let her out?
Hell, oh god.
Eww!
Rachel, that's not allowed!
Nobody did anything.
Hey, stop talking to mom.
Anybody hit the one?
You got my phone.
That's the phone.
The whole thing.
You keep your fucking phone.
Strokes
But we give them sure it's gonna get weird
Stroke I just don't
You guys are your final destination.
See you soon!
I'll be sitting like that.
Black Coat Eats!
Let me know if they touch you!
I'm scared of you.
I'm not gonna be on the lights.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm just looking at it.
Lean closer to the camera.
What?
What?
Is that better?
He looks kinda like a dad.
That's cool, that's cool.
Let's roll, let's roll.
You can get a shot when we get to the park.
I look like Dada Man, Chad.
Street sound look like Dada Man.
Wow, amazing.
Chad, street sound look like Dada Man.
Oh, cute!
We're working, we're good.
Yeah, we're straight, we're straight.
Got a big Flash Man right in front of the shop, but it's cool.
The Flash Man, the boom.
The Flash Man.
It's like a bug.
you is the da-da man that's what they saying they hold
da-da man
no not at all
first movement
we go
can we have better low light?
shall we are OTW right now? shall I repeat we are OTW
we are indeed OTW
oh they said agent adjusts is good
okay turn it off
yay
are we low key?
I
Love this car, bro. Look, it's sort of car plate over there map map. Ashley calm
I go the right way
Jack get drop a few honey get this other cup another car shit
It's not good cause man
check
you want me to get baited buddy
not with my bugaboo
I got baited did you
I'll see a POV from the second part
I got baited did you
Marcus didn't even get out of the car
you know he's pissed
oh yeah he's so pissed
oh he did? yeah
I would see what Marcus Anger really looks like man
in R&T
I don't think I've ever seen him
Marcus?
I felt like he could get free man. I can't see him crossing his little wall.
Listen listen, Marcus is like, you know what I'm saying?
Lasky Niggas, they get emotional so...
I saw, I saw my hand.
You got angry side?
I saw party.
That's the Marcus I like.
Yes, Marcus was the man at Marcus Party.
Marcus was my favorite Marcus.
It's like the things, like the whole thing.
You didn't mention the shit, Brad.
But like, you feel me?
Who told you that though?
Who told me what? Lasky Niggas is like emotional?
Yeah.
It's like, actually research on that.
research. I think this might be emotionally intelligent. Is that what you might have said?
Guys, we can't, we go to the Lego store over there. Sure. Really? Yeah, please, when? Oh wait,
it's here. We're going to Lego store. Yeah, here, around here. I'm gonna be quite frank. I don't even
know where we're going. Let that verbiage? That was very smart, very smart. No, I didn't know what you got.
Lego store? Yeah, he did. Oh wait, because it's, they have stuff, right? Yes. Well, they have a lot here.
Yeah, I'm keeping a mojo. We got about 20 minutes. 40, 40. Yeah, before your reservation. No,
Because we have to oh wait no cuz we are a little like your hat raised. Thank you. You're a swagger
Oh, you're right
I don't think I've ever been
Damn
I'm gonna drop my longest to the latitude, bro
So so so for neither came to your house Roger 100 bands you but I fucking take the rest of the millions
Man, I missed my exit cuz I was talking shit. My fault.
GG.
We're all part of the crash.
Emily, Emily?
Yes.
New rule? If we are going somewhere, you won't be in your time.
You do?
Okay, okay, that's fair.
No, no, no, no, no.
So, oh boy, crazy people.
That's so fair.
I will keep that in mind.
I thought you got motion these days. I forget.
Okay, you know?
I mean, it's like, it's like, it's gonna end up like, people are gonna try and stream
sniping because now niggas do that, and then it's like, we end up, it ends
up becoming a photo shoot instead of actually getting a real experience.
No photos today!
Yo, yo, chat. Good luck, say yo.
Adrian said if you shit like you're gonna fucking step on me and you're gonna fucking chat.
No, I said to my chat, if it's a man's treat, I'd be raising a smack shit out of him.
If it's a woman's, Sinner's gonna backhand the fuck out of him.
Well, it depends. It depends on how she look, though.
It depends on how she look.
No, you're not doing the women.
Alright.
No, no, no.
Rich, you can hit women.
No, no.
You normally hit women. That's a fake.
If she's, if she's nice to us, Sinner is not touching shit.
Well, I don't want to, I wouldn't smack fine shit I would hit on her.
hell yeah yeah yeah the little smirkie smirkie
and and and raise you do the same for boys so no no no we can do we can flip
that flip that lead a little woman find out shit to me
i handed that are you still have sexual rage i don't know
yeah i'm asexual as fluff i see that i never know you're bisexual as fuck you
are not asexual bro i'll stop oh wait no let me
I'm not bisexual
by full cruise, lay
by sexual
you're like the opposite of a
asexual
you're a super sexual
you're a super sexual
I'm asexual, I fool people with personalities
and shit
I ain't wanna make you get it
sit up here and lie though man
there's no point in that lie bro
you are a personality
you're not considering the personality
listen listen when you had enough big booty big booty don't face you no more
so like you mean to tell me you're seeing a woman with a big booty walk by
and you're like oh my god I wonder what her personality is like yeah you're a
lie that's what I mean like that's true anybody else yeah anybody else like that
all of the IRG is like that that's actually so cute like
Guys, we're in the Walt Disney Walt Disney Dessort now!
Look, when I turn right, see my good?
Yeah, please!
Look, show me my camera and the real screen.
This is so cool though.
Oh, that's actually fire!
That's amazing tech!
That's fire!
And I'm supposed to not buy this?
He's gonna buy it.
Yo, hold on.
This is a hoodie.
This is a hoodie.
I ran the tech.
He actually got it in your resolution though.
You're really...
I know, I know, but that's such a good tech.
It is.
That's good.
What did you all get the 20 gifted?
Thank you so much!
You got me 20.
Why'd you get for that?
Why'd you get for the checks?
They put a 20 chat, they put a 20 chat.
Yo, shout out to the follows agency.
I got a 20 chat.
Appreciate that, man, yeah.
She's a little real.
Nah, she's going crazy.
Crazy as a bitch.
We're literally here, let me know.
Can I ask everybody what their favorite food is in this car?
Sushi.
Anything with cheese.
Okay.
Great.
See, I'm a complex man.
You understand?
Here we go.
It's hard for me to just pick one shit.
I'm actually the same. I like everything for different reasons.
You feel me? I like Chinese food. I like Asian food. I like Jamaican food.
I like Italian food. Dug. Just pick one, bro. Obviously, I like all kinds of food.
If that's like a staple of chicken and rice, that's not shit.
What? It's not boring.
Oh, watch your mouth. Not true. Out of all the things?
You know how many different ways you can make chicken and rice?
Not true. Are you crazy? Not boring at all.
It is not boring. Chicken nuggets? No.
Holy shi-fuck.
I'm on my way to that.
What do you do with chicken? You can slice it?
Emily, Emily, Emily.
What? I hate chicken though.
Oh, he's on a roll right now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Before I get pissed off,
D4, they put a tank at the sub.
You deserve some neck.
Emily, how fucking dare you, dude?
You see that circus?
Whoa!
That shit is huge.
What the hell is circus so late?
It's a circus.
Duh.
Wings.
Yes, bitch.
Why it's spelled like that?
Yes, bitch.
It's French, niggas.
So, Leigh means sun.
Cirque means hoe.
And dummy, ass, hoe ass, sun.
Cirque du soleil.
Cirque du soleil.
Hoe, sun, and ass.
Should we go to which garage?
I'm not sure.
I literally just, I'm calling them out.
Hey, hey, we just existed on that.
Yeah, I was like, and we just lived it.
And we were like, wow, we're parking in the great garage
Level four at spot 32
Yeah
Fried chicken I like fried chicken. I just hate like chicken compared. I think beef is better, but I get taught so I mean
I want beef over chicken, but like I never get tired of chicken because the different type of ways you can make chicken
Seasoning
I mean, I just put the general vicinity in the map. Yeah, I don't have like a specific destination
Maybe yeah, baby. No, it's not you just give me to read my love. No, no
We'll be fine. That's sign. That's where we're going
Yeah, we'll just follow
Wow, this place is fucking huge by the way
Kuchigoblin with the 10 shout out you
23 gifts
Different fighting okay different fighting my love okay, so this is the garage it was gonna have of these were sent to so
I think we go closer in and then just leave the car with Caleb and get for the one bit
seed with the five gift is they can see I mean they can block me off I'm about to smack
the fuck out of me.
It's kind of so nice when agent is so positive all the time he's such a happy man we're
happy as people.
I love agents happiness because that fake happiness like yours son of your happiness
is fake.
Well that's on DJJ with the five WVJJ in the chat.
He got the JJ and Koochie Godwin
You didn't say anything
Send a file to y'all some freaks
There's Helen Keller's got ecologists too
They come there on this low
That's a good name
I feel like Anne Frank would have flowed my streams
Where should we go?
I like it
I like that everyone just got really quiet
I feel like I have to drive like a bitch
I was gonna stick a rage, but I was so sick of it.
I don't lose these niggas, bro.
She would have been more RG, game.
You're a mooshie's father thinking with a five.
You aim, you go back there.
Oh, why'd you go aim?
Aim, are you good?
Aim!
I'm good.
You straight?
Yeah.
I heard you heard, I heard you.
I heard Fuchsia thinking with a five.
Yo, Melly!
You're the tank of the cells.
Appreciate you, Melly.
Yeah, thank you for the five.
I heard Fuchsia.
I second one today.
Appreciate the ten.
Melly W.
Thank you so much.
I also have Hillary Clinton's email.
That's another chatter.
All I've seen that chatter.
Yeah, it's good chatter.
Thank you.
Okay, should we just...
Oh yeah, right over here, right, Agent?
Uh, I mean, yeah, sure, we'll, you know, sign you up.
Okay.
This is a charger?
Have you had a part-time gynecologist in your captain?
I've done some of the word gynecologists in my tracks.
There's a guy who's part-time gynecologist,
but I don't know how you could be a gynecologist part-time.
What are you doing in your full-time?
What's a gynecologist for?
You look at women's coochies.
Emily, why did you not know what a gun of college is?
I was thinking that, but I wasn't asked.
Is that OBGYN?
Yeah.
What was the last time you went to a gun on?
Maybe like six years ago.
Is that bad?
Sometimes.
You guys take your dicks checked, huh?
Clock it.
Here's the thing.
We could check our own dicks.
We don't need someone to check our dicks for us.
You can check your own koochie.
I mean, yeah, how you see inside it though. I just can't look around really can't be with the 50 get the sus
Oh my god, this is good
You put a camera in there last last with that
Somebody's gonna stick a camera right up your head. I've never gonna check cuz if I bust enough what you do that
I'm doing that. It's sexual assault game. You're worried you're gonna come
Conversations they have said the G spot is up there. I mean you're just worried. You might be gay. I think no
No, I think you just might like it up. What's the first one?
But I see the guy episode and Peter got some of fairness ass he busted them
No, but you related to that episode look you think it's gonna be you which is a no
Like when I was watching a boondocks episode with a nigga went to jail. I wasn't thinking out. That was good
Oh, I don't want no nigga in my ass. That's what I'm trying to say
What's up?
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get my prostate checked.
He would put a camera in your ass, but if it makes you cough, then it's gonna be painful.
No, he puts a finger in your ass.
They put their finger in your ass.
Yeah, sometimes it's a good camera up there, and it goes deep up there, and you're gonna
come from that, means like...
Bro, if the fucking daughter put a finger in my ass and touches my G-spot, I can't
control if I'm nut or not, game.
He's testing it for you?
Wait, so you think that the daughter's gonna stick a finger in your ass and google your
G-spot, and...
I don't know what that is!
He's doing it up there!
No, but like, that's crazy, though, because that means that...
Peter Griffin nut he busts a nut Peter could be gay
No, he's not yeah, Louis. He got
Niggas that's married and gay
That's a good question
It's a cartoon
I
Lewis
Say thank you. Oh super girly put the 20 get it super good
They put a 20 give me see what the 10. Oh my god. Why are she? Oh, what did you say? What do you say? What I say?
So much I'm asking you
Yo, fuck
I
Was giving but you're not reading it, so I read everyone lady dog don't play with me
No
What is that? What is that? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What?
What are you doing to put the camera on me?
I'm just zooming in.
Why?
You're walking in for that reset.
Take the glasses off?
Oh, my God.
Why would I want to take my glasses off and say, oh, fuck?
No, because I was zoomed in on 8, 10 lines.
So it's like, all right.
So it's like, right where?
Look at the frescoes though.
Emily, what's your frescoes called?
Look at the frescoes there.
Emily!
There's no way she leaked weight.
She leaked the parking space.
Emily, you leaked the parking space.
Oh, please stop leaking shit.
I'm sorry.
Please, bro.
Please.
Oh, my God, Emily.
There is safety concerns.
Oh, yes.
Emily, we can't.
You can't.
We keep doing that.
Actually, game.
I will stop.
Let me change here.
Should we move?
Well, how about someone wait in the car because we're only here for 30 minutes?
Yeah.
I ain't got a lot of security.
Security is going to just be,
nah, just tell the whole attention of her.
We think it's like security way by the car,
man.
Let's just have security way by the car.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
We're doing that anyway.
I just don't want people to know.
We switched?
Are we over there?
Have we switched?
Yeah, we did.
Yo, who's switching?
Where are Caleb at?
I guess you guys know too much.
Caleb, you have to tell me when you switch.
If you don't tell me,
I don't know where I'm worth it, bro.
I can't come where.
What if he made a spouse?
I will...
Oh, I am.
Yeah, I mean, hell yeah. Yeah, I am.
Oh, oh, that's good for her.
Access.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is actually the best option.
Two feet, two feet.
I need to take a pill.
Yo, where's...
Are you are you watching the court?
Yeah, I'm watching. Thanks.
No reading Chad Classic.
I'm driving. What should we do, bro?
What should we do, man?
Alright. Yo, just give me a signal next time when we switch.
On the bag?
We can use this for everybody.
Isn't that cool?
I mean I gotta switch to the agency
Yeah that's crazy
No, no, what?
My TVU is broken and I'm the owner of the office
Who's phone is this?
Who's phone is this?
I don't see it
I don't see the chip bro
I don't like it, what's it?
That's a Marge issue.
Why are they most faming the eye thing?
One of your chat starts fucking roasting me. You taught them that shit.
What do you mean? No, no, no, they're not roasting me. Look, of course.
I can feel that bad.
Wait, what do you mean this is a citizen's experience?
Wait, what do you mean?
I'll say just me and just you and just you.
You're first.
Yeah.
It was kind of Hase Frio out here.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, I was just about to say,
it was kind of fucking Hase.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hase in here.
Hase Frio out this bitch.
Hola, hola.
Good job.
Hola.
Uh, is that over here?
Oh, nothing is high.
I don't know.
Wait, what is this?
Hola.
Hola.
Hold, hold, hold.
It's Hase Frio.
Yeah, I'm just in a middle of the road, guys.
It's Hase Frio.
OK.
I'm sorry, sure.
Oh, my name is not me.
Yo, you never know what we're talking about.
Yeah, I saw a sign up there.
We fought when you, Emily!
Yes, yes, don't worry!
What was 8?
Shit, that's 1!
Oh god!
What was 4?
We fought!
Stop with the swag.
You guys are bad, you guys are bad.
You don't explain swag to P-Mos, like...
Why are you walking like this?
What?
Haha.
I got 10, I got 10 dollars.
I think it's this.
You don't have to have 10 dollars.
What?
When you read chat, I'm walking before you put it in my phone.
I might even recognize it like what's around here bro.
It's bad.
It's bad bro.
I always say fuck chat.
Fuck chat.
Fuck chat.
That's wonderful.
That's wonderful.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael, why'd you bring that mic?
Yeah, it's full.
Oh, it's full.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
I have it on too.
I'm dead.
I just have one job.
Guys?
OK.
All right.
Surely the weak location isn't going to be a problem,
right?
Oh, this is this is all from awesome shit. Look good. Look who
We did nothing to you sad he hates us. Oh my god
You don't want to read them. Yeah
All right guys, don't worry. You can give something me Emily and read this
Yeah, let's do that easy pull up
Sorry agency, I'm just kidding hey, hey see I bought a double arm down some red man. Come on. We got to recoup. Oh my god
You're so burden. We got to recoup. You just bought a double arm. I just take that so we buy the double arm
I know I feel like there's you have to walk so much here
Oh, they're checking niggas over here.
Oh, what?
Are we able to bring the cameras here?
Let me have a shake. They put a foggy. That's the name.
Let me have a shake. Let me have a shake. They put a foggy.
We set a chance to bring this camera in.
I think this is like an open area.
Yeah, that's good.
You all ready to go?
Yeah.
We're going to turn that light off, Mando.
Oh, yeah, I know.
We're going to attract a little less attention than this.
We might have a problem with the mic.
We got a mission to go to theater.
To theater give a fuck.
I want to be a good son.
I don't want to spend my work.
No, I don't know.
Ah man, the same thing as you man.
I'm here to be told.
You going to the show?
What show?
I'm here to get my son.
I'm here to get my son.
Where is this?
Oh.
Okay.
We're not allowed to film.
Oh, through security.
Through security.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I'll start coming in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
My friends right here.
My friends are coming in right here.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
We have a...
Oh, yeah.
No problem.
We could do the only staff.
Yeah.
How are you?
Okay, sneak, sneak, oh my god, I assumed it.
Sneak, sneak.
Oh, I turned the light off, the lights on.
He said, we can't stream in here on time.
And we said, we got a fuck.
Am I beer ingest?
Maybe try to set this right now.
You can just remind me of the third.
Oh, I want you guys to learn.
Hey, Marcus on work time.
You can see it.
My string, my string, look how it looks.
Yeah, I mean, I don't need it.
I don't need it.
Yeah, it's coming.
I don't have a tripod, I didn't expect that.
Oh, sorry, excuse us, thank you.
Oh, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to have to be careful.
Sneak, sneak, sneak.
We're looking so far so good, we're infiltrating, we're infiltrating.
Infiltrating? We're here.
We are not recording officers, we're not shooting.
I saw her picture.
Picture time! Picture time!
Wow, we did it!
Guys, we did it!
Wait, smile longer, Priscer!
Hey, sir.
If you're scared of a mission, get a big one.
You got it?
Oh my god, I love how safe I feel with security here.
Honey, give me a second.
Hey!
You know what they even really watch you grow
like when I was watching you.
What?
Every time you drop your videos,
after a day after school, after my college graduation,
you pull up and watch them.
It's a dang closet.
What?
You're a goodie.
You know what, you're a goodie.
They're a goodie.
Oh, Sam, appreciate the honey gift.
They've got these in them.
Oh, we're here, we're here.
That is nice.
Look how pretty it is.
It's on their campus.
Oh, you want me to take this to come in?
Yeah, it's free.
Free of the regular earthling like us.
And him, the alien.
I'm a lady.
Yeah, you're a boss?
I'm a lady.
You fight for a girl.
There's Coca-Cola.
Looks like an alien.
Looks like an alien.
Nice.
Oh cute!
I hope that it's the one we're in here.
We actually got swiped twice.
He has the motion.
Yeah I guess no. I think we should have a counter if we're going to get off the most.
We're going to do a weird crisis act.
We're going to do a real basic check for that camera.
I want to go to the Lego store
Ohhhh!
Wait, wait, can you repeat the TikTok idea?
You said nobody did it.
Disney!
Disney!
Oh, thank you.
Let's shoot that one later.
Let's shoot that one later.
We got 30 minutes.
Let go, let go!
Good one, Marcus.
Oh, they're skipping away!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's jump right in.
Let's go.
Ehh..
Oh nooo..
AHHHHH!
I got my balloon!
I got my balloon!
Okay, good catch for us.
Hi, do you have any quarters?
Uh, quarters?
No, no, quarters.
Um..
Should we say we pretty buy some quarters
throw in there?
Yeah, I want to
Yeah!
You don't have a fucking problem before I even get in there.
Yeah!
We can keep on for as much as we want.
I can't.
Of course you can.
I want to look for the Lego store.
Lego is over here.
Okay.
So, we'll go to the right.
To the right.
Yay! Party party!
It would be like too much to get some snacks.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I've never been to Disneyland Orlando.
What?
And there's a real Disneyland for the kids.
But I thought that was the leg.
All right, let's focus on the leg.
What's the leg?
We don't want to mess up.
Is that not a leg?
That's not a leg.
That's not a thing like that.
I can do that.
I'll be just asking.
I'm going to be just asking.
Listen, I never been a leg around.
I never been a leg.
OK, so I got a leg.
Get out.
Zoom in right now, all right?
No, I wouldn't do that.
It's not a thing.
Don't worry.
Is this Zoom?
No, no, no. It's, it's, it's homo, homo.
So, what if we, we're going to flash close to my face and I can come and see you?
I just, oh, I've tried to make sure I can't see you very well, so I'm trying to make sure I can see you as all.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I don't see you.
I've tried to-
I just saw some log.
What happened?
I saw a line in the air.
Who, who flew in there?
They flew in, and they each have a pudding roll there.
Wait, what do they do? Do they hug each other?
First they would, first they would put the cuddling from-
Oh, yeah, and then now look at them.
Yes!
Love it!
Love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
Emily!
Oh my god!
You extra apple!
Oh my god!
I love it!
I love it!
Can I get a picture?
Can I get a picture?
Oh my god!
Slay!
Slay!
Oh do you want a picture too?
I want a picture too!
Wow!
It's like so crazy and stuff.
He's digging all the clots.
He working.
He working, he working.
He working, he working.
OK, listen, I say, hey yo.
Hey yo.
Congress on the field.
That'll buckles and hats.
Azen, you tough.
But your raise you wet.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'll get a surveil and you'll kill them!
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got a real customer around my place.
Oh, my God!
Hey, that's the one dude. That's you.
That's you.
You gotta walk with him though. You gotta walk with him.
That was bad. That was bad.
That was bad. That was real bad.
You gotta fucking help. You're gassed it.
What an M.
Fucking L front, gang. You're an L front.
Wait, this is so cute. This is so cute.
You put one.
You put two.
Oh, post three that's great.
Oh, post three that's great.
Hey, I'm trying to believe in us.
You're right.
I'm trying to believe in me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Amanda, I'm Amanda.
Amanda, I'm Louis.
I'm here to congratulate my husband's husband, Alec Pee.
Oh, hi.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, yes, we will sushi later
I don't know why he did that.
Why is he all the way up there?
Hey!
You are not Cardi bro, walk with the group.
You gotta get your left right.
That's what you look like with your...
I'm sorry y'all had to endure her little POV from down here.
We're gonna like this.
No, it's the...
You know what I'm saying?
We got real criminal work going on right now.
I can't believe it because I'm too sore, baby.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah, we know.
She's about to love an AB.
Oh, look, look, look.
Yo, look, guys, that's a sport night.
Who's that?
It's the guy from Fortnite.
Okay.
First of all, this is some Jim Rue, nigga.
I know, they added him to Fortnite.
Did you care? I bet you know that.
They did?
Hey, they knew that right now.
But don't ever call him the guy from the Fortnite.
Hi!
What? You!
Back up!
Oh, I'm not a big anime guy.
Ray, I'll go all your way.
What is that? What is that?
Who? Who is that?
It's a keychain.
Yeah, he's like, I'll spoil you the rest and I'll send a keychain.
Marcy, that's, that's, that's, that's real, that's real.
But yeah, Sidney, you stop.
Yes.
Why?
I'll be a two.
Yo, you all right.
I'm gonna do the back up.
I'm gonna do the back up.
He's so, well, he's...
See, see, see, you see, he's making everything.
That's reflexes.
That's reflexes.
You're calling me right now.
I'm not that short.
I'm not that short.
I'm not that short.
You're not that short.
You wanna hang up, boss man?
Wait, can I ask you a question?
Do you like his fit?
It's, it's calm.
It's some car shit.
See, if I don't know swag, I don't know fucking swag.
I'm just getting your answer from the Catholic Church.
I play on my boy, Jack.
He says, come on.
Get my dumb-face.
Get my dumb-fucking face.
You understand me?
Yeah.
This is actually like, I'm actually just blindfolded right now, like, in a good way, right?
My friend, Avian, literally loved me.
It's alright, A.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
You gotta run.
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
We gotta run.
I appreciate you telling me.
What?
It was Lewis, right?
It was so nice to meet you.
Be safe.
How good it worked.
Yeah, we're good ones.
Bye, you two.
Oh my God.
I want one of those crazy paintings.
They're just gonna draw you goofy.
I've never done that before.
I'm smelling pizza.
It smells so good.
It smells so good.
Okay, can I be honest?
What?
Like, is losing weight really that important?
Because what if I die tomorrow and I ate a fucking salad before I died?
You know how mad I'd be?
Listen, I feel like you're gonna die tomorrow.
You're gonna die tomorrow.
You're gonna die tomorrow.
I feel like yes, you're like
I feel like you should get back to your
Get back to your 170
Were you a 170?
I was never 170 fat fucking piece of shit
I was never 170 in my entire life
I have never weighed 170
I know, I know
But listen, you're not going to be mad
It's past
I'm sorry, I'm not 8 months pregnant
Listen up
That's, I
I had feet problems
So I gained a little weight in the fucking stomach, but
Okay, okay, so
I actually got a fucked up mind, right?
I guess I get a project
A cultural corporation, as you all see
They're saying congrats for age on my chat
You can have YRG open bro, open YRG
Chat, I'm sorry
I'm trying to enjoy the moment with my friends
RG being a bullshit
Oh, you're so burdened
No, I love YRG
No
They're so nice
Fucking bullies, gang
You all done calling?
I said hi, you're uneasy
Oh
Wait, you thought it was two miles
Y'all know
Y'all know
I don't know if she answered you.
What's up?
I miss you so much.
I'm at Disney.
What are you doing?
Okay.
These are just like fancy stores.
You're my city's part.
Yeah, I'm at Disney.
I'm at Disney with these lame-man niggas. Listen.
I'm at Disney with these lame-man niggas.
Doesn't Yon have a ghost?
Yeah, I'm at Disney with these lame-man niggas.
You know, the strong shit?
Is that...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, I went to the fashion show.
You know, Senna, Agent, and...
July.
Guys, look, I can try it if you want to.
Hold on, can I walk into coach with the Bora?
Here.
Guys, come on, come on, do you want to...
No, no, no.
I go...
Ready?
That's cool.
And it's coach New York.
So obviously they're gonna know who I am, right?
If you could film this place and you could just like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuckin' fuck.
No!
No!
Grace, what the hell are you talking about?
Just trying to say something.
Fucking double date.
It's not a double date!
Double date!
No, okay!
Guys, it's me.
Oh, man.
Now, they gonna...
Now, you gotta just show face, show face.
Right, no.
Hey, what's your name?
He was...
Yeah.
Oh, he's back on sale?
Sorry.
Are you a coach?
No.
Yeah, she is a sponsor.
Was she a co-owner?
Actually, I went there unswancered, and then I got to go to the fashion show front row,
and then, um, you know, we'll talk about some things.
Oh, say hi.
Hey, Senna, everybody, Senna's here.
Senna, Senna's here.
Senna, Senna's here.
Don't get so upset.
Don't tell her you just get your free shit.
I don't want to do this, I can't see shit.
Yeah, dinner, every joint of my hands.
It was crazy.
I actually do a plug in this, and if I call them for anything, they'll give it to me, which
is so nice.
Aw.
Look at her crazy.
I got my first designer bag ever, my first designer bag ever in my life, I got last
week.
You want a Disney movie?
It was a coach bag.
I've never owned a designer bag before.
It's coach designer?
Designer?
Interesting.
Wait, coach is designer, right?
I don't know anything about fashion.
Get it.
Sure, sure.
Sure.
I think it's designer weight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coach is a designer, right?
Hi guys.
Wait.
It's designer to me?
Like, look at this, that's beautiful.
But this is a gorgeous bag.
So it's designer to me.
How much is this? Designer?
You know designer bags are going for thousands and shit.
Right.
I don't even get to have a price tag because it's probably so expensive.
It's probably so expensive, it doesn't have a price tag.
Let's ask, what's the answer?
Oh, okay.
I guess we can probably just get it for free, right?
I could get it for free, obviously, of course.
If you leave here with something for free, I'll do something for you.
I actually, I do have a contact.
But I'm saying I'll pay you more.
But I...
Which I contact, I will be set free.
No, no, no, I would...
No, no, I wouldn't...
Oh my God, he's actually asking the police.
I said $400.
Slavish?
$400.
Slavish?
That's a bargain.
In the words of veteran Emily, that's a deal.
That's a deal.
That's a deal.
What did this happen?
You know, am I spending $400?
Wait, wait.
$400 in the bag is a lot?
Yeah.
I have never spent more than $20 on firsts.
Why would I ever do that?
I got my first one on Amazon.
The first one that I got was for free.
And it was from my agent.
Okay.
I'm not spending $400 on a fucking purse, what?
Why would I ever do that?
$400?
Do I have much of these bags?
I better walk out looking like Kim Kardashian, I'm holding the $400 bag.
Is that her bag?
What?
She's got like 50 minutes, 40 minutes, 30 minutes.
And guess what?
You spent one coffee on it, take a bite.
Like, I'm not, I'm not doing that.
Okay guys, like obviously there's just too much aura and here's where I have to
leave.
Oh, right, right.
This is cool.
That's cool and that's goofy.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, oh, uh...
You can't?
Don't look. You're not fighting. You're not beating the allegations.
What allegations?
Not allegations.
I'm going to the allegations.
Hey.
How about I say...
Hey, you, let's get out of here.
I know guys, Cina's leaving. Don't worry.
Oh, yeah.
Cina's left.
No, guys, don't all clap at once. It's seriously.
Did I notice something there?
Huh?
I was looking for other people.
They're like, oh my god, you're the coach girl.
And I was like, yeah, that's me.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, quick one.
We need a quick one.
Walk in, take it.
Can you do the selfie?
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie.
Here, wait, wait, wait, what about my guy?
You can take it.
You can take it.
How do we talk?
Oh.
Oh, oh.
I appreciate it.
Here, turn, turn, turn.
Yep.
Oh, sorry.
Nice to meet you!
What are you pouting about?
I'm not pouting, I'm not pouting, you're pouting.
You lose your pouting.
Like you crush your arms and be all serious.
Is this a coach model?
Yeah, she's a coach model.
Oh, you know her from college?
Hello!
She is the coach model for a leading winter, for winter fashion week.
Yep.
Oh, come and take a picture.
I'll take a photo.
Okay, don't, okay.
And plus-size jumpsuit model.
She supports any plus size models.
I know you are beautiful. You too, Stina. You look amazing.
Guys, get to go! Get to go!
Look up in the camera.
Oh, wow.
What? What happened?
Oh, wow.
I started saying calm.
But not like in America.
No, I started calling the company card calm.
So I said put it on calm.
cool right the company car yo never do that you like no no I'm in the half
I'm gonna have port of my month. I'm a lot of you. No, Nick Claude, guess it's not.
Put it on the top. That's what I'm about to say.
Why did you separate the word like that?
I think my pokeman.
You know, that's a...
No, that's a...
No, that's a...
Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
She told me to do that. She told me to farm that.
Don't worry, I will make sure that he gets feed on.
Yeah, don't walk away and shake your head now, buddy.
No, I was just doing the clip you wanted me to farm.
A lot of things are funny, but you want to be funny.
You know they tried to write a tweet and say
Pokey instead of having beef now.
Asia, wait, over what?
No, we don't have beef.
The last time I spoke to her, I was begging her to go live more
so they stopped farming me on Twitter for hate clips.
I said, Pokey, come back.
Wait, look, why would they say you have beef on this?
No, they didn't.
She just made you get out of contact.
Oh.
It was like a whole, oh, sorry.
What else, Lee?
The Okiway, right, Sena?
It was good, wasn't it?
What did you say?
Ask him what my name is. Ask him what my name is.
Wait, what? Wait, you want a picture?
Wait, what did you say his name was?
No Bruce, shut out bro.
Nah, it's cold.
Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
Hello, how do we met for?
You have a drink on.
W stalker.
Nice to meet you!
Oh my God! Hey man!
Nice to see you again!
Hey, Jiboo!
Hey, Jiboo!
You in the chat?
Yeah, me in the chat.
Fuck with you, bro.
Actually, you're a real nigga.
Yeah, but you get the 50 or more than me, so it's like, did you get the 50?
Nah, but...
He's trying to catch up with the old chap, but he gets the 50.
For years, I said.
of course yeah let me take it what's going on yeah is your aint that Bruce
what's up what's happening what's happening about us
nice nice to see you
They call me Bruce, bro
They get that on those boots
Thank you
It is
He's got a few pictures
At the Lego store, I know I know
That was so nice though. He's one of my regular chatters. Yeah, it's really nice
Nice!
Alright chat, lock it, focus.
We're gonna get in trouble.
I know Agent Fist.
That's W. Djibouti in the chat.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, where'd they go?
I'm gonna go about delegating that.
We'll have to, we'll do it.
Uh-oh.
Marcus is walking quickly.
We're in trouble.
I can't, I can't, I can't move her.
I'm sorry, let's get a move on.
Oh my God.
I accidentally, I accidentally slipped on the back of her shoe, because she moved out
of the way for him.
It's the orb.
It's the orb.
The orb?
Hello?
Let's keep going.
Hello!
Let's keep going!
Alright, let's go.
Sorry, I saw one of my regular chatters.
Wait, what?
Yeah, it was nice.
Did he say, oh man, blah blah?
No, I recognized him.
I was like, oh, we met before.
And then, yeah, that was nice.
And then somebody called Rage Bruce.
Oh, well.
They said, yo, Bruce, can I get a photo with you?
Can I have a key talk about it?
Well, they did.
You're gonna have to do that.
Can I have a key talk about it?
Yeah.
You can have a do a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You gotta do a little bit like him a little bit.
A little bit?
Yeah.
I think it's the braids and the mustaches.
It's a braids and the mustaches combination.
So he just owns braids and mustaches.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
I feel like I'm going to be okay.
Can you put the bottle up for your baby?
It'll be okay.
Damn.
Oh, it isn't so hard to walk through this.
We would have for the camera, we can't bring anything here.
So we're just gonna have this.
Yo, EOSM!
Thank you for the 100 get it I'm sorry
Oh my god
I was in a cutscene again
Sorry
I guess yeah, whoa, wait is that Lego stuff wait that's made out of Legos
Okay, do you think it's actually better on Lego or Lego Texan?
Like they're faking it?
Yeah.
No, it's gotta be legit.
People have figured it out by now.
I feel like people would have figured it out by now, right Scott?
So what if they did 400 years?
So what?
My first time seeing it. It's amazing.
Ah! Caleb!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I know!
Look guys, look, look, look.
There's a rainforest cafe.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I got one.
Yeah, I see it.
See how I'm telling you to go for life.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, fuck you, talk to my camera.
Talk to my camera.
Subacca.
Juuu, this is so weird.
Oh, we're still?
I know I'm not used to it.
You feel weird? You have it like a camera bear?
I know. I don't like it.
This is your swag though.
Hold it a dimple.
Thank you.
I feel very swag.
I feel very swag.
I feel very swaggy, Rage.
Okay, we have Elsa.
Hey, Kelly, we gotta hurry up.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
They're so cute.
Oh, fun, Anna.
And new slino.
A line!
Oh, my God.
Look at all these flowers.
Okay, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Who's doing the picture yet in front of this?
Okay.
Yes, yes, we got Elsa and Anna.
And you know I'm on a hug.
Yeah, I'm a big fan.
I'm a gal, can you take a look at this for me?
I like looking at these things.
Wow, look at Mickey.
He looks tough.
One minute wine.
Dallas, thank you.
Who's that?
Thank you so much, Dallas.
Wow, you could be like Mickey Rage.
Yeah, you know what? I would like to
There it is!
Everybody just left when they were supposed to
We would have had way more time out here
Yeah, y'all would take away too long to get out of the house
Yeah
So it pissed me off
You guys
Yeah
Y'all, it's 7
Y'all, it's 7
Mr. Ray?
Y'all, you blowin' my shit
All that time for that outfit
Y'all be beat, that's how
BMS
BMS
Y'all be beat, that's the blowin' my shit
You're blowin' my shit
Yeah, y'all be blowin' my shit
Sorry about that
Mickey, okay, let's take a nice little picture here.
That looks great.
So we gotta come back.
Yeah, you do it.
Look at that, look at that.
This is Mickey Mouse.
It is, but this is Mickey Mouse.
That's fucking leg of a thing.
We gotta fucking come on out one more.
We got the whole week, though.
Get ready?
Oh, for sure, for sure.
We got the whole week.
You gotta stop doing that.
Ready, ready, ready?
I'm just gonna get out of here.
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
All right, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
No, I already zoomed in on it, but we can't. We have a Michelin Star dinner.
That might be better than a Michelin Star dinner, though.
Alright, let's roll. I'm just gonna go back to the bag.
You need to go back through the bag!
Oh god!
Yes.
Guys, that's not good.
Alright, let's walk.
Since we don't have the bag, I'm doing another...
I'll bring a tripod so you guys are standing on my hand the entire time, but originally we thought we had the thing.
Well, this is nice. There's a lot of stores and stuff. Too bad we couldn't get into Lego. Maybe next time. Right, Rach?
Yeah. Next time. Yeah, the food will be really good. It'll be delicious.
Oh, sorry.
Holly Davidson?
Yo, wait, hold on.
I got a swag in there, Chad.
Wait, that's not the best store to ship, right?
She didn't know it was 2000s around here, exactly.
That's the best store to ship.
Rainforest Cafe!
Yo, listen.
I'm sorry about the shirt.
Good ass shirts. Holly Davidson shirts?
Yeah, wait, do you have a motorcycle?
No.
Oh, and it's okay. Yeah, you go cultural appropriate as long as it was swaggy. Okay, you're right
Right
You got a bottle, I'm sorry I don't have a bottle agent for your feet. I do have a hollytop. You're right
Now, McKellar got a mouth.
Look up to the same job on God.
On God.
They got a big one too.
Yeah.
What the heck?
You put it off on that thing.
What?
Yeah, on this thing.
Yeah, golden child.
They like that, sir.
They like the golden child.
If you grab one of that, they'll sure probably see me tomorrow.
He thinks so?
Oh my god, look at all the balloons!
What does that mean?
What the f**king 2026 big snow arrow?
We're easy!
Oh yes, it is.
They went over there.
Typed it forever.
Wait, Aiden, did you ever like lift off with your balloons?
No.
Never?
I feel like it would be an ungodly amount of balloons in the game.
We figured out how to do it, we just learned the hard way.
Right.
I did mad expenses like $15,000.
Shut up.
I didn't even accept some shit like that.
Yeah.
The first on the first?
Australian for sure.
Yeah, Australian.
I feel like Australian is some crazy,
beautiful, retinine product.
Isn't that funny?
Can you do it properly?
Yeah, they need to go with the most needsome juice.
Yeah!
Most times at the hospital.
All right.
I don't like that word. I don't know what that word is.
What about largest eyes apart?
What's the third?
The only distance traveled on face. Relax.
That's the odd word.
Let's take over here.
Hello, hello.
Jason might have... oh, sorry Ray, Jason had that one.
Jason had that one beat.
Yeah, okay.
A lot of people got me beat.
Yeah
I wonder if there is a biggest forehead record out there
Wait, I wonder how big
You said you said got a dome
You should have said that you're third on board.
Oh, no, can't sign it.
Wait, your forehead is kind of big.
It's not as big, it sticks out.
Can you move it up?
Can I show it like the side?
My forehead is not that big, it just sticks out.
It doesn't look like a recliner chair.
It's like the blue-go-wail chair.
You know what I mean?
It is kind of like that.
I can't let it.
But you gotta swag it.
You're mine.
But you be swagging them shit, so it's cool.
It's got a little shine to it.
Come on, who's flagging?
Crazy.
Let's go.
Oh, crap.
Damn, wait, why are you all saying damn, Cuff?
I think it's because, oh, they're saying that because I flashed mine.
Hold on, wait.
Test it again?
It's not that bad, right?
Did you get fucking...
Put a minoxidil or something?
Let me see.
It is not that bad.
No, I feel like you got a little pepper.
No, it's...
No, I'll...
That was crazy.
Why did you make that face?
That was correct.
Who is it?
Athena.
Hi, I'm Lee.
Okay, so Sprint is just like a bunch of stores.
Yeah, I play shopping a lot.
There's probably a lot of restaurants.
It's a bit too rough.
Oh no, I'm not running.
So I will not be going to the gym.
Running is not my ammo.
Way less than sure.
Running?
Athletes don't need to run. They walk. They power walk.
Look. That's good walk.
Slap you. Slay bitch. Slay bitch.
We all have our...
Who are Emily? Who are you?
My potters that are...
I love your potters.
You like them?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you Senna.
Oh, how do I raise a shoot?
Oh.
Oh.
No fuss.
Senna?
Senna?
What?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This is amazing!
Oh my god!
I love this putting!
I feel like I'm having a rage-
I'm a- I'm a rage-ing fan!
I am too! I feel it!
I'm so healed!
We have to outdo their ship.
Give me a kiss on the cheek.
I have to tie this shit up.
I get nervous. I get nervous.
I don't hear a thing.
You're not going to give me it.
I didn't mean that because you're hearing it like that.
I should get it.
No, it has to tie it up.
I have to tie it up.
You're always going with that shit.
I feel like Orlando is just like constant noise and people are just mad at us.
Oh, my arm, my arm's too long.
Yo, my arm's too long.
I'm just going to grab it.
You can rub it a little fast.
Yeah.
Oh, pee time.
You guys are going to go pee?
You need a pee?
Yeah, you have to.
Why don't we all go pee so much?
Put it down.
Actually, how much water do you use in there, Emily?
Nothing.
Actually, it needs to go in here.
I haven't drank any water in my life.
That's why you're up.
Okay, alright.
You're not really looking like that.
You look great! What do you mean?
I have Kayla.
Hey.
Oh, hey guys.
Kayla, he's here.
He's always black and thin.
Hey!
We got Marcus here. He's got his pills in there.
Smile! Smile!
Oh, please.
Ah!
Oh, I'm slinging!
I'm slinging!
I'm slinging!
I'm slinging!
I'm taking.
What? You're taking?
By who?
By Toby!
After the trouble, we'll have your birthday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We went in it back in, right?
Wait, are we going out this week?
This is me.
Oh wait, wait.
You got an issue, son.
I had a guy, I had a guy that literally came up to me and he did this.
True.
Yeah.
He was going to get stabbed.
What the hell is happening?
Come on.
He told me to turn around.
I was like, eww.
That's weird.
No, he had teeth.
He had teeth.
No, he had teeth.
No, he had teeth.
No, he had teeth.
They all said, eww, he's hoping them up.
Yeah, we're doing that.
Move those stuff out.
All right.
That was that.
RX, thank you for taking this up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I did!
Nah, it was good for him.
Just for you.
Yeah.
Take a race came in here and said,
There's both of you.
Well, you tell him to do that.
He wants to make sure he looks good!
For you!
We're flexing in a mirror to look at it.
That's it.
Dick!
What?
Dick!
He put you in my house.
Yeah.
They hit you with the guy, like I turned around and I'm like, what?
What?
What did you say?
Right next to you, right?
So he saw me, I think.
He went right next to you.
Wait, wait.
You're an old man.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you could go.
You're a d***, you know.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He was like no I didn't I didn't even know he was there. Hey there
We're waiting for race to finish P. I feel like you might take him a little bit longer than average person
We don't have the kids you can't see there.
It's not on any camera.
It's your kids.
They're close.
They're close to this one too.
I like it.
There's one there.
Oh, guys, should we go?
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, God.
I don't know where we're going.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, sit up.
Hey, sit up.
Hey, sit up.
Hey, sit up.
If you want to eat this fucking sushi, you're going to have to walk fast.
No, no, not if you don't make it to the masturbation.
And if you want to motherfuckin' picture, say, welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
That's what the swag person said.
Yes, you're so cute.
I like it.
You're learning it.
Oh, really?
You're learning it.
Thank you.
Thank you, right?
Her name was Emily?
Yeah.
How lovely. Maybe they're walking to instinct these days. Look at that. The N.R.
Oh wait.
Cute.
Why are they walking like that? Run for us or run.
Run Rachel! Run!
It's almost dinner time!
I know. Sushi sushi.
We're gonna have to come back with some real time.
Maybe everybody just get pre-ready so that we don't waste time. How about that?
To eat?
No.
Oh.
Oh
I'm thinking about food. I'm so hungry. I love sushi
What
It's a chilly something oh
Maybe it's not an omacasa event. I think it is. It's gonna be on Emily because it's Michelin
I can't wait for my Emily treated dinner.
Yeah, fish on the pundit.
I can't wait for my Emily treated dinner.
Of course.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to call you a swag.
Have a good night's nap.
Call up, Nick.
Thank you.
Ha-ha.
I don't know.
Yay.
You know that.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
Yay.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I need a good, good, good, good, good, good.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm going to get home naked.
I'm going to get home naked.
I need to take my bike down.
the shop is a bad rights
Wait, are they...
You just had that on him?
Yeah, I guess so. He might have pulled up just to get to you.
Oh, he probably did not think like that.
Yeah, we had the location.
Yes.
Alright, let's go.
We're here!
What, that was free parking?
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
now
we're in gives me what's a three oh five
i thought i thought three oh four is a is a whole
oh three oh five is a mine area code in it you know three oh five got here
in code in it
yeah because three oh four is whores right
What? No, I just didn't know I get called that's on Twitter sometimes, but it's just when they throw me the insult account
They go this fucking 304 star family so I've learned
You love mine, don't you?
Oh, check it while we tell us where we both are.
Yeah, like, anyone knows the exact number.
Check it.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Okay, okay.
Okay, clutch.
Oh, I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Oh!
Ah!
Wait, I don't want to give it to you guys, don't leave it.
First I have to go down here.
I don't know.
She wants to go down here.
No!
Oh, okay, you want to check it.
What's your name, man?
Come on, that's my name.
I'm Paul for two minutes.
Oh, hi, nice to meet you!
Oh, yes, of course. Nice to meet you!
Okay, Emily.
Hi!
Emily?
Oh, yeah!
Emily?
We have now learned a bit of English.
I'll leave you.
Oh
Oh, wait, sorry, quick!
The receiver?
I got a cable.
Is it my phone?
It's just regular.
Agent main.
Agent first.
It's probably 30 minutes out.
It's 30 minutes?
What?
It's 30 minutes?
Yeah.
Are we gonna get, uh...
Yeah, we'll make it, we'll make it.
I'm guessing, I'm guessing, I'm not sure.
I'm making it 15 minutes leeway.
If this receiver dies, just unplug the mic.
It's only at, like...
Okay, let's go, let's go!
All right, all right.
All right, man.
Plugged the mic.
Hard to stretch it.
All right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we got 7% left.
What if I...
Yo, send it down.
I'll just unplug the mic.
Can you grab the location for a shit?
You see the receiver down there?
Yeah, just unplug that.
Yeah, I'll film the camera, though.
I'll grab that.
I'll put a boom mic when we get to the next one.
Yeah.
Did you get it?
Yeah, yeah.
There's some McDonald's things fancy enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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When you got no he got toot it up you shouldn't see it so many click
Give me that clip yo.
It's a good clip.
Chad, send me that clip.
Wait wait wait, it's an emo you can add too.
Oh, that'd be a great emo.
Yeah, add aim high-tuded.
Okay.
That's a great emo, aim.
Aim, have fun back there.
Hi.
Hi.
Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
We're good.
We're good.
Pleasure, bro.
Heller, hot time?
Hot man.
Hot man.
Hot man.
You guys rock on it?
Oh, that's it.
Rosie, welcome back.
Have fun.
You're stressing me.
I saw you on Poliwag,
and I'm going to you.
I
But that's cool wind up right there. You see what I'm saying you get up. That's cool wind up
W agents
Zillis man, yeah.
I don't have any calories.
Huh?
I don't have any calories.
Apparently, go.
We dealt with it even here.
Hey, let's go with the...
The Cheetos!
What the fuck?
No.
Jesus!
Come on, man, come on, man.
Come on, man.
I
We're doing really well.
Okay, Emily, I'll switch to your angle please.
We'll be right back.
How do we look?
We're using the bag and tool.
Okay, we're using the bag and tool.
Okay, Ms. Nostal Monday.
Emily, tell us the rules.
Okay, welcome, welcome.
One second.
I'm going to leave her.
Where can I put the first?
I'm originally moving.
The first ever sushi restaurant like they were in.
Well, we're a practice.
We decide if the food is good or not.
So every thought that you take, you have to rate it and see if it's good or not.
And you can decide whether it's good or not.
What do you write in here?
Your rate is good.
You know about your rating system.
doing some high rates. Can you break down the rating system for Rage 2?
It's okay, yes. I thank you everyone for coming to Michelin Star Monday.
So, with our rating system, we give every item a numeric score with decimals.
So, you can rate it 0 to 1. I threw up. Okay, you can hold this Rage.
Yep. Okay, I threw up. I might have to open a mic.
Um, zero to one. I threw up.
That's horrible.
One to two. Worse thing ever.
Two to three. Actually kind of gross.
IDK how they serve this.
Three to four. Not enjoyable.
Like, keep this in mind while you're eating it.
Three to four is not enjoyable,
but edible, I guess.
Four to five is below average.
Maybe something wrong.
Hi!
I'll get tap water, I'll get tap water and Coke Zero also.
I'll get Michelin Monday specials.
Wait, happy hour all day.
Wow!
That's a special Monday special for you guys.
Okay, okay, happy hour all day.
I'll just open the menu.
It looks so good.
You're still here?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go now.
Okay, I'm going to go now.
Thank you.
Are you here to drink some water?
Nah.
Are you here to drink some water?
They get out of the sink.
I said, still, they bring in the bottle. Still water.
You're not drinking the bottle.
Why don't you just say bottle?
Because that sounds like bogey.
That sounds too bogey.
What movie?
What movie?
Oh, what is that?
Movie?
Movie called How's the Movie Castle?
Oh, Adelaide, How's the Movie Movies in the MV?
Yeah, you're right.
I don't watch it that much.
You know it's not a series, it's just one movie.
How's the Movie Castle?
Like, ten years ago.
Oh, wow.
How's the Movie Castle?
Thank you so much.
Cocktails, mocktails.
They have Mr. Coca-Cola.
Oh, and Diet Coke.
Anyone want a cocktail?
I'll give you one.
Cocktail what?
Oh, a cocktail, yes.
A rave?
The rave he looks for.
You are the only motherfuckers that make cocktail sound weird.
Cocktails?
And you giggle.
At least we were trying to be picky about it.
I'm just saying, I would never buy it.
Yeah, so, do you want to get...
Okay, I want to get the leechy one. Do you want one?
Oh, I was going to get the leechy one too.
Um, then I'll get the Yuzo Spice.
I can share it with you.
I'm going to have some.
Well, there's three cocktails.
Should we get all three?
And try it all?
Okay, at once!
We can take...
Okay, we can do all three and try them all because as you know, this one started Monday.
Oh, not yet, not yet.
Okay, so four to five is below average, very so-so.
Five to six is average, a minute is still not bad.
First, I'm sorry to cut you off.
Nails, love them.
Oh my God, you like them?
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
So sweet.
Six seven is not bad.
I'm not making it good.
Come on six seven.
Not bad.
Very good.
Okay.
Not bad.
Very tasty.
Enjoyed it.
But probably wouldn't order again.
Okay.
So that's when it's like it's meh.
But then seven eight you would order again.
For sure would order again.
Really tasty.
Eight nine.
Top tier item.
Really freaking delicious.
And nine ten.
memorable dish one-of-a-kind I know what you rated something one zero but you
bit to a Michelin place it was a one yeah it was like some Nass gas all in
cocktail that I can't like because you don't like olives or is it nasty because
it was just he's horrible it was just a bad martini what's the best
I like Odd Duck, where we went, and then I also liked the barbecue place.
Okay, Beth.
Yes.
Yeah!
Okay, so we'll keep looking back on that throughout the night.
So what if all of us have a different rate?
That's okay, that's what we, we write it down.
Oh, you write it down?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay, yeah, let's see what we should order.
We should order.
We should order for crazy.
We should keep Ryan for top of the rich black belt only.
Oh, can we get this?
Wait, we should decide if we want to order or should we get Oma Kase?
Oma what?
We know what that is because we're sushi guys.
Oma Kase?
Oh, that's when they keep blaming something that they recommend.
Oh yeah, look here.
Oh, you can have a bite.
Oh, good.
Good eyes.
Good eyes.
Good eyes.
Thanks guys.
I'm going to say Coke's better.
No, I'm going to say that in front of you.
That looks pretty good.
That's down there.
Yep.
Ooh.
You know what's crazy?
You put me on to drink it up.
No Calorie Coke's.
No Calorie Coke's.
I never used to drink it.
I never used to drink it.
Coca-Cola, do you hear that?
I've never had a diet.
I don't drink that soda.
They taste better though.
They taste like no one had soda.
The reason why they taste so good is because they have Aspartame 2 gloves
like it in sweeteners and Aspartame 2 is 200 times 2 in a series.
So they could use a tiny amount of it and it'll be super sweet so it means your account is all the sugar
Yeah, I know McCoy is what makes it taste sweet
Jack let me tell you something about co zero. Here's why co zero taste good because of a sparta mean a sparta mean
You it's super sweet sweeter than sugar. So you put a
Let me tell you something I researched the other day, actually I have Stevia.
Stevia is a fruit type of fruit that I researched the other day, so I'm going to let you know that the actual ones are better for you.
Oh yeah, let me tell you something that I learned, that are actually not good for you and that's the one that I learned the other day.
Sugar is not good for you, you need it.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
Chat, let me tell you something I should research the other day.
Sugar is actually not...
I think they learned a lot from that, Rach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Probably building the app session.
I'm not going to cheat.
Wait, maybe we have to ask about, um...
Okay, even if we do it one more time, can I...
What the fuck is funny?
Nothing!
Be laughing at it.
Is there something funny in this?
No, no, nothing.
Now what?
You don't know what to do when I'm holding the camera.
You don't know what to do with the camera, man.
What's that?
I didn't say anything.
One of the fans just showed us you should say,
I want to welcome us.
That was good, huh?
Thank you so much.
This is going to be from the chef himself.
This is going to be a bluefinnacani.
Oh, my God.
He loves bluefisher connies.
What?
That's his favorite.
That's his favorite.
I love the onion.
I love the onion.
I love to hear that.
Anything from what I experienced, you just want me to know.
What's your favorite type of bluefish in the garden?
The Alaska in the garden.
He loves the bluefish in the garden.
This is up for free.
For free?
Oh my god.
They know how to treat their germless.
I know. They saw the germ all over the ground.
Streamer loop.
Make sure to dip it in this omelette
in this oh my god look at the big piece oh wait you have your layers it's so good
oh sorry are you that busy
you ready oh wait you're such a lover I don't want your chapses
wait let's cheers guys
Are you telling me you're already frozen?
You just stabbed me.
You're a bad guy.
No, it was the airsoft.
It was the airsoft.
Oh, this smells amazing.
Oh, my God.
Alright, I'm ready.
Here.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God
Oh my God
Yo
You're gonna take the last one?
Great
I don't eat
I don't eat
I don't eat
It's so good
No, no, no
I'm not here
That's crazy, isn't it?
Nar, don't spit it, Nar, I'm not spitting it.
He's not a spit, he's not a stir.
Wait, he's taking a tall tail now.
Oh, I thought it was a bad buddy with buddy play.
Oh, bad buddy.
Uh, chat, tell me what audio's better.
Yeah, yeah.
I love the band.
Let me show the picture to you.
How do you, how do you wake the term muscle?
I'm sorry, you're aware that I'm not looking around.
I'm getting overwhelmed.
It's okay, I'll take your time.
You can put the camera up.
How do I get this type of ice in my house?
That's a good question.
This is the best type of ice.
Ice.
That's Chick-fil-A ice.
That's my teeth.
That's sensitive teeth.
Even the bad ones?
Sometimes it just hurts.
ice I skip it okay so do you get ice drinks just don't eat the ice water no
ice so do you like room temperature shit better than cold depends depends
Nugget ice maker
Wait you wrote error!
So here we have our ratings
We will put our rating underneath our respective initial
That's it
Okay, I will go first
I give that economy a 9.0
It was delicious
Who next?
Hey, rate your turn
I'm giving out a comment, do I kill?
Must try, I know
Get it, do I kill?
No, do I kill?
I'm giving it a 9.3 that's it was so good
I haven't had a better one than that
make sure to remember the rating
yes yes
let's try to unfold this one of a kind item
I haven't had a better one
I don't know why that's a no
what?
it's a really good rating
I was
I'm saying have you had a better one of this anywhere guys
It was so you need I'm dead want you
9.7
Yes
Yes, of course. Be really honest.
The ratings are on the first page.
Oh yes, they're like three pages behind. My apologies.
You're eating grass? What is that?
Oh, oh.
No presentation behind the perfect.
What are you eating? Is that a grass?
Oh my god. Yes, so um, no you aren't.
It's overpassing often.
Oh yeah, you too.
Okay, no problem.
We'll start by ordering one of each cocktail.
What?
We're in Singapore.
Yes, of course.
Is that green onion?
Is that green onion?
It's micro green onion.
Micro green onion.
Do you recommend that we just order...oh my ID.
Sorry, I got one, I got one.
Thank you.
Uh, rain, your ID, you look quite young.
Wait, I have an RS.
It's 20 seconds.
How old do I look? What do you say?
Oh, this is a trick question.
Be completely honest.
20? That's close.
I'm in my mid-20s.
It's 29.
I'm not your age to wash out 28 I'm not saying I have yet 28 great and one quarter
yeah yeah yeah
and then age it will be drinking yeah still get it carded at your grown age man
don't crack don't crack I'd love to see it man
just had to make sure you know
Thank you!
Let's go and check it in the picture.
And then, um, for the food, you recommend like a bunch of macarons.
I got your age, your age, your age, your age, your age.
I like that. That was good.
That was so good.
That was...
It's just because you're sharing it, it's kind of a nine pieces out,
but it's just because you need to hold it there.
It's a great thing.
Oh, which is, I mean, we can buy your body, I mean.
Okay, you're a cook, she's a cook, I'm not a cook.
Yeah, I'm about to ask about that.
No, it's too terrible to ask.
I always want to get rid of it.
Yes, see if they got the...
I don't see it.
They call me one piece per, so they don't have any pieces here.
So it's gonna be really slippery, and it's gonna be fine.
And I'm fine.
It's just, um, I don't know if it's that wet or it's like,
numb or it's like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go say it.
Yeah, I've got the tempura.
Yep, absolutely.
You can have, um,
people that have like,
crunchy tempura.
Can we get a couple of dollars, please?
Yeah.
I'm just looking at you, just so I can make sure.
The first thing you said, the shrimp tempura,
I would love that.
You want spicy tuna?
Spicy tuna as well.
Yes.
Is that, is that deep fried?
She says she wants a crudgy shrimp and crab roll, it's fried
Is it fried? Yes, fried, yes
Yeah, they don't even get that, they love it
Oh, let me have that
What are the...
Yeah, do you...
Would you eat spicy shrimp if it was raw or not?
Is it fried?
No, it's fine, I don't know
Oh
Oh, and now I'm gonna try it
Okay, we get to start with just the four of them.
If you want to, you can start with one of them.
So then they go out.
Okay.
Do you want to do the two of them?
Yes. Okay.
We'll do some cross-section at the end.
Yeah.
Can we move the car?
Yes, and then we can order more later.
Yes, okay.
It's not what it is.
It's not what it is.
It's two pieces of the part of the car.
Oh, apparently it's a shirt.
K-Song, K-Song, K-Song.
Stop. K-Song, K-Song.
No, this is not what it is.
They're here to...
Oh, they're over for a rage at you, though.
No, no, no.
You guys are so cute together.
No, K-Song.
We explore with us.
We're not in Disney.
like you know segment of past we missed the leg of sword
we walked we walked on a busy street so he's got so far we've done three hours of
dragon segments that's okay yeah who's supposed to that like I don't know I was
in the car first by agent the agent was sitting in the car looking for a 90 car
oh yeah I had to get my shoes they were in my room to be fair my interest in a
partner man so it might be you love that not you I'm looking at I'm looking at
No, it's a group of us.
Agent, you're rating?
Oh.
Oh, my rating. You don't want to have my rating.
Yeah, just take your book back.
I'm excited for the next one.
Come on, we want to hear it.
I forget what I put. I don't know.
Agent, take sushi.
We all give it 9s.
Oh, I did. I don't know why I did it,
but I think I put a 6.2.
A 6.2?
Yo, I be getting on my chat like y'all ordered chicken nuggets and french fries at restaurants.
That was cool!
It was cool!
Chat?
That was cool.
Are you chicken nugget guys?
There's nothing wrong with chicken nuggets.
He saw that I'm busy today.
Wait, did he just go to her shit after being in my shit?
My chat's cool.
He thought I was the type of my chat.
You're a slut, man.
You're a fucking slut.
You call me a whore.
You're a fucking whore.
You're a fucking whore.
That's cute, guys.
Don't you care about that?
Losers.
It's a fucking loose nap.
We're gonna do a very loose nap.
That's it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We all streamed on Valentine's for all losers.
That's cute.
Yeah.
That's fine.
I mean, we're not 30.
Oh my God.
Can't believe that just said.
It's coming up right now.
In a very long time, gang.
Long time.
That's not it.
It's one and a half years.
It's okay.
They're gonna start doing you to start a family.
Oh, they've been telling me that since I'm 25,
I
Don't like
No
Not today you add it up. Don't test me if you're saying that's
You see fucking and don't fucking
Don't face something. No, this is how they flirt
Oh, you like, you like Toxic.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, yeah, he's into that.
So, Kasey, do you like Kasey on the floor?
No, I don't like, I don't like, I like the opposite of Tassie.
Next time I spend a lot of time staying on the screen.
Oh, so Kasey on the coast, is he in an audience relationship, and now he's...
No, that's not what happened.
Cause I commented under the saying, for life.
Cause that was my lover.
So he came to the chat room and started acting up, being a little slug.
Wow.
Start being a little slug.
Little whore.
Little whore.
You look crazy.
I'm not even listening to you.
your chatter that switched over to being a meat chatter and here he has my Josh
Oh
So he switched over to be in a my chatter yeah, I go live check his pain
I think his name is Josh for sale. Yeah
Yeah, I'm fucking loser. Well, Lady Duff also always hangs out my chat. No, when I'm not live
Literally when I'm not like
She's always subbed to me and I wasn't live yet. So
You were already talking and she was actually in my chat. No, I wasn't live yet. I was her number one
Post her number one streamers on twitch her twitch recap. You're raising number one. You weren't even
No, I've seen more than you this year. So I gotta be number one
Wait, she actually rated me today but I started it.
That's why I forgot she rated me.
What the fuck you doing, right? Yo.
Yo, what's up with you, man?
Ooh, Betsy, thank you for the 5-meters subscription.
You like that mod, right?
She's here.
I can't.
She's here.
Oh, your page is calling.
Oh.
Peep-op, Peep-op.
What's up, big Peep-op?
Hi.
Hi, Nick.
What's up, what's up?
Hi.
Oh, I just want to let you know.
I just want to let you know.
Oh, cute.
Uh, are you guys waking up after Thursday or some shit?
Oh, so you guys are all waking up, I feel, but it is tomorrow.
Oh, so it's the same, right?
So it's going to be caret-caret?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We actually, uh, we're dropping a temple.
We're doing, uh, push gardens.
So we're going to have a temple?
Yeah, yeah, meet me at temple?
Go to temple tomorrow?
Drive to temple? Let me know when you're there.
Okay?
I'm going to leave you, I'm going to leave you.
Alright, bye.
Can we see the buses?
Carapy
Carapy
Carapy
Fuck the booth man
So she's gonna answer herself man
She's full black
She shows up and then Snow Go and shows up and then Morty shows up
What does that make all effort in?
And Yana
And Yana
Corp
Oh Carp and Yana?
Corp and Yana
Corp and Corp
Corp and Corp
Oh, Carpenaeanus?
Carpenaeanus.
That's a good name.
Carpenaeanus.
Recap.
Whoa!
Recap.
Hold on, that's a G.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Recap.
Recap is fire.
Recap is fire.
Recap is stone.
Recap is stone.
Call her back and tell her to pull up there.
I don't know.
It's not that cool.
All right.
She couldn't say I put them all up there, all right?
That was cool.
I almost said Pacer.
Yeah, buddy.
No Pacer.
They're taking our name and they're calling us race earlier.
I know, they're calling us race.
Yeah, but I think here's...
Care for swag.
I guess here's perfect.
No race, sorry guys.
Reppa, I'm starving!
Wait, why is it easy? It's not so easy.
Cat.
I got lots of early afternoon food.
Acre.
Acre is nice.
Acre.
Acre.
Oh my God, Acre kind of swag.
Or Acre.
Acre.
Here is perfect, yeah, that was the most fucking shit.
Yeah.
Don't be honest with you, the radio box is going down in 10 minutes though.
Yeah, it's like, I feel, we have to add that great, everything counts.
We will happen.
You better say to him, if he's fucking long, he wants to fucking hook you hungry.
Yeah.
And then it'll come out.
And 10 minutes, it was dropped by point.
You know like in an Uber, when you're more than five minutes late, they start
charging you?
Yeah.
fucking corn
Yo, what's up? I got PTSD all at corn
Okay, one of these
Just order, just order weird stuff
Let's get whatever
Maybe I'll fucking eat lo-te at a Japanese spot
That's a Mexican shit
Fuck order the whole menu
and want it to be in five minutes
Yeah, that's Michelin
Wait, what's Michelin?
Dilla, they put a 10
Oh my..
I did so.
RDCTL is thinking for the ticket is..
I did so.
You kiss him?
Huh?
Yeah.
You kiss him?
Ah, forget it.
I'll suck my teeth, like..
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
Okay, I hate it.
We'll get you..
Do you wash this cup?
Let's hope we can all get one.
What is that?
It's a little..
Sorry for enjoying everything so far.
Amazing.
I'm glad to see you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I want whatever you get.
I can't do this.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
This is going to be two years of corn, flesh, fried, roasted black garlic aioli, and pasta with your cheese until we're off to work.
Right, thank you. I don't know what she said, but it looked good though.
So, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you for the pork.
Thank you. Oh, soy sauce chopper.
I was thinking you could add some rice.
Of course, you order something else.
Yeah, of course. You want some more water?
Yes, that'd be great. Thank you so much.
Or the 8-5 wagyu and the wasabi tamakis?
Oh, we'll eat that one.
And the wagyu and the wasabi.
Yes.
I think it's a better one.
That's good.
We're not gonna make it so long.
I was gonna say that's not the forever, right?
We're gonna move it.
Oh, did you get the lime on it?
Time to eat this.
You go first.
Oh, me first?
Wait, I'm gonna get the 8.
Oh, I like the 8.
I like the 8.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, you're looking at the camera.
Sorry.
It's now the food's all coming out.
Oh my god, that looks so good.
How does that look?
So this one's going to be your media fatty tomorrow.
Oh, yes.
You can see your fatty on tomorrow and then leave tomorrow.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hey, lady, got this bunch out right now.
How's the corn?
Oh my god, it's really good.
It's probably the best thing on the menu.
Ready?
Want some?
No.
How you been calling?
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't like it when my front teeth dirty.
Here you go.
Good?
Amazing.
Oh boy.
Oh yeah.
Who's the wrong way?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey, raise your turn! Go ahead!
Wow!
I saw my pre-serve. I'm ready.
Oh, you don't like corn?
That is zero.
I tasted it. I tasted the ages.
I'm 10, 20, or more ages.
You gonna try yours?
I'll try mine.
Thank you.
Let's go and let's go.
Yum yum!
Yum!
Cheers!
Ooh!
That's good, right?
It's like ramen.
This is like ramen.
Wait, what's wrong with yours?
Mmm.
Mmm.
It's yummy.
Mmm.
Everybody in there?
Hey, why don't we have a little bit of ice cream?
How about some ice cream?
Yeah, I'll try a little bit.
The what?
You can move.
You said I have elastic cheeks.
Ha ha ha.
They are quite elastic.
Okay, you gotta get it the wrong way,
get it the wrong way.
What is that, what is this brown shit?
It's floss.
That's like a thing, yeah, they are.
It's floss.
It's floss.
They're like real corn, like corn?
Uh huh.
You know what?
Put it in your mouth.
It's a lota.
It's a lota.
You gotta know you.
No, you gotta take it the one way.
The one way.
Like that?
Yeah.
This is the lota you suck the stuff off.
You wasn't eating it like that.
No, but it's because I've already
eaten it on a pig.
You're supposed to eat it the classy way.
I want to eat it like that.
That's how you're supposed to eat it bro.
Oh, that's for us, baby. That's for us.
Thank you.
Okay, just a wrong bite. A wrong bite.
Don't touch that yet.
Bro, I'm not going to let this get cold because y'all want to eat it.
I'm starving and enjoying everything.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Great. We didn't get to see you.
Great to get to eat it.
I did. I did.
I fucking did, bro.
All right, guys.
We got to shake up the Blue Leafy.
Oh my god
No, that's right
I'm trauma, man. You don't say for something you don't say for nothing
Fuck
I used to love corn. Corn on the cob everything. Okay. I love gesture. Use the corn at it.
Type 2. I was. You got a corn addiction. What was your favorite type of corn? I just liked it. Corn on the cob.
I'm on the bottom two. Listen. And I went to my home place, Sean's house in my neighbor. Had some dinner.
Macaroni cheese and fried chicken. You know, I watched the corn together. Oh, I remember the story.
I told you the story. I don't know. I thought I was just eating macaroni and cheese, but this
Psychopath sorry, but Julia. Love you, but like you're stuck about she took the time out of her day to individually
Put corn kernels inside each noodle so it's like macaroni and cheese
We eat the macaroni cheese those corn talking in your mouth. Hey ever since that day
I couldn't eat corn. I swam alive. It is under my blame
Yeah, it's fucking nasty
I need it right here!
Oh god!
We're trying to control it.
Okay, we'll wait after we eat.
Oh really?
Oh shit!
Everybody grab one.
Don't forget your soy sauce drippers.
Soy sauce drippers?
I'm gonna try it out first.
Chad, are you an eel sauce type of guy?
Okay, well, they do soy sauce in it.
I used the drip.
This is a fancy way.
Oh, it's in it already?
Yeah, well, they do it tiny bit.
Cheers!
What the?
Oh!
Cheers!
Okay.
Thank you.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
That is a system orgasmic.
What is that?
What was that?
This thing?
No, no, actual food.
That's really lobster.
Or from a crab.
That's really lobster.
Oh, that's really lobster.
I just really loved it. I was from a crowd, bro.
Was it fried?
I need two of those.
D-Rose, thanks for the 10 gift and my love.
Eat some more of those.
We're low to stat.
D-Rose, thank you. Love, bro.
I'm gonna take it.
Yo, that shit was good as well.
There's another one. Eat it.
I just had two. I don't want stupid shit.
Nah, I'm gonna steal it. I'm getting one.
You don't want another one right now?
You can have it. You can have it.
Y'all good?
Yeah.
This shit.
Are you not eating it anymore?
That looks mighty delicious.
Okay, what about the tuna?
The tuna is the best part.
Wait, are you doing this for rage?
Yeah, I'm doing this here.
You want Josh's leftovers?
I really don't want Josh's leftovers.
I really got it.
You said you love corn, especially when it's from him.
We're gonna get two more of those.
Oh, but you laugh.
That was a delayed ass laugh.
Why'd you do that?
I can't get out of this concerto.
Why'd you do that?
You're gonna get two more of those?
Yes.
Two more of those rolls, man.
So you wanna try that one?
Two at a time.
You wanna try the drinks before?
I want one, I'm a Lee J person, I'll do this, oh cheers, say hi
Oh yeah, I'll stand for a while, cheers
Wow, look how pretty this is
Who's this?
That is cool
That's the Lee J people
That's the spicy, this is the, this is the, this is the...
You're so...
Yuzu, yuzu
Alright
Oh wow
She's gonna do it
spicy spicy spicy what is it what is that spicy I hate spicy first try I try
All right.
Trade to this.
This is good as well.
That one is the best one.
That's the best one.
That's pretty good.
80 tears with a cup.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's over.
Cheers.
Cheers?
Would it be better?
Yeah, it's so good.
Oh!
Where's my spaghetti to say that bad?
That's better.
I hate spaghetti.
That was better than this?
Yes.
I think this is the best taste.
The leech is the best.
Oh, she just kind of dropped it.
He's again.
I found this one.
Third Cheers.
I did.
That one was, it was okay.
I don't think it's as good as that one.
Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.
Like I feel like I'm de-ranking.
I'm like, I'm loving this watermelon.
Cheers.
Hey, cheers.
It's top of my lungs.
Cheers.
Wow, that's better, but yeah.
I like different better and lessy.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not a lessy type of nigga.
I'm not a lessy type of nigga.
Emily, I have a thought.
If we eat and drink too many things before we wait, we're going to forget the experience.
You're right.
Thank you very much, Amy.
That's a fact.
Oh my God, that's a fact.
I was de-breaking the entire time.
I thought it got worse and worse for me.
I had the best experience, and it just kept de-escalating.
Okay, you can start.
Okay.
Straight the corn and the roll.
Alright, big time.
The corn, the corn.
The corn gets to 8.2.
Wow, 8.2.
That's really good.
That roll gets to 8.2.
Wait, what?
Oh, you let the corn down that much.
Corn is amazing, yeah.
You like it better than the rolls?
Yeah.
Why don't you order more corn, but you order more rolls?
Because the corn is, uh, it makes me feel obese.
And the others should make me feel...
I bet you we're gonna have bad feeling.
That's pretty great.
Corn.
Oh, oh.
I'm still gonna have one of these.
Oh my God, oh my God.
No, this is wagyu and unni.
Wow.
Let me do this right before we forget.
The corn, I'm going...
Let's do 0.3
The roll low that roll was like no 8.9
8.8, 8.8.
I don't know which one is mine.
8.8.
I think that one's yours.
Nah, I think it's this one.
This one looks good as hell.
Oh, I'll take that.
Yeah, that was yours.
Yeah, I'll take that.
I'm just gonna use like all new stuff.
I think the score is,
for sure, one order again really tasty.
So I'll give it a 7.
It was like a 7.2.
it was like a 7.2 and then the roll was good so maybe like a 7.8. I didn't like it as much as the sushi.
The focus is 8.8 or 8.9? That's why we're the critics. That's why we're the critics.
So for the corn, I really loved it and I would eat it again if we tried it.
I'm not gonna give it a 9.3.
Wow, man!
Whoa!
What's up with you, man?
How you doing?
You're doing nice, huh?
First of all, I don't know what you're doing.
You are here.
I know what you're doing.
You're a regular slut.
You're a regular slut.
You're easy.
You're a regular slut.
You're a regular slut.
You're a regular slut.
He's like a personal role.
Yeah, you slut.
You skanked, sorry.
I'm an essential.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She's a boss.
She's not like a selfie, bro.
That didn't correlate.
I love the role.
Because you know how much I love sushi.
Yes, I love sushi.
And I love the role.
Okay.
And I think anybody who likes to cook for all would love it.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wow, Senna!
One.
Wow.
Wow.
Great.
What was he giving?
A nine point lunch.
Yo, let's go on, man.
Great to be here again.
As a reminder, Senna, these are must try.
Yes.
Must try the cool dance one of a kind.
I'm not changing my mind.
Wow.
We don't want you to change your mind.
We want you to stop being so generous.
Yo, stop being so easy.
It's so easy.
I'm sorry, they eat chicken nuggets.
Oh, shit.
Everybody likes chicken nuggets.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They eat chicken nuggets.
They eat the fucking camera.
Okay guys, it's tamaki time.
Itadakimasu.
Eat this together.
It's uniseakimasu.
Is this seaweed on outside?
Seaweed, sea urchin, A5 wagyu and miso.
Sea urchin.
Oh, wow.
It's the sea urchin.
That might be interesting.
This pork.
It's wagyu.
It's a steak.
Have you ever had any of these?
No.
I've never had any of these.
I've never had any of these.
I've never had any of these.
Have you ever had a name before?
No, I don't know. This looks like a bad name.
It's a unique one.
I'm so curious how it is going to look like it.
I like steers.
I'm going to stick out.
Ready?
I'm going to remove it for that bad.
It's really good.
Cheers!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What's up with their names?
Have you removed that disgusting sea urchin?
It's actually pretty good.
No, no, no. You need to see it.
The sea urchin is like a delicacy.
Wow.
Well, I'm gonna put it on this fucking plate.
Disgusting.
Wait, no, no, no.
The sea urchin is like a delicacy.
Wow.
Well, I'm gonna put it on this fucking plate.
This is fucking plate, disgusting.
Wait, no, no, no, are you gonna eat that?
No, no.
Can we eat it?
Can I have it?
No.
Well, you're not that damn bad.
Okay, that was interesting.
Not a lot.
That was interesting.
Yo, no, you can't have it.
I'm here.
I'm here to say thank you.
Oh yeah, we're cooking.
We'll do more, I think.
Yeah, a lot more to do.
This is on the Monday's, we're going to go to the whole Monday's menu.
Thank you, Mr. Donald.
She thinks you're a target?
She thinks you're gay.
Oh, whoa.
No, though.
Wait, there's nothing wrong with being gay, by the way, Chad.
I sound like gay, too.
But you're gay and gay.
And you're good for three days, bro.
Oh, man.
I'm not.
No.
You're a beauty.
I'm trying like one of you.
I did ask God if you're a beauty.
No, you can't go to the city.
No, you can't go to the homophobic.
I went to a drag show.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Like a hood.
That's great.
Check.
Should we get that one?
This is like, hey, you're just going to hate it.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Please.
No.
OK.
Here we are in Los Angeles.
You weren't Ooni.
You didn't hate the Ooni?
Did it ruin the experience?
What was the Ooni?
The orange thing.
Oh, that's what?
That's the Ooni?
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Love you just wasn't needed in that shit.
Oh.
I feel like they just want to put some juffer shit in there.
Oh.
Me, me, me.
But it wasn't ass though, but like it wasn't you.
Everything else around it was better.
Mm.
Mm.
I didn't see your ass.
I thought it was pretty good.
I thought it was amazing.
You are the, I have a black man, but with gay niggas?
No, gang.
No, I want no.
I kind of love that, yeah.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Now, if like a white nigga went to the hood,
you feel me that different?
We went to the fucking hood for gay niggas.
You can't be homophobic because it was your track show.
Yeah, that's a fat gang.
Shot the gay niggas.
I like that he's doing shout outs.
Let me shout out.
Can I put it on for you?
Oh!
Woo!
That was on my face.
Marjoo?
It's the same shit, right?
Oh, we forgot to oh end that.
Oh, shit.
You gotta go eat that real quick.
Guys, we gotta try the chicken, right?
Yeah, that's the best part.
Let me break that one real quick.
What did you give it?
So the foodie and wagyu roll we just had, I liked it but I'm going to order it again.
What?
Yeah, I'm going to give it that.
I'm going to give it that.
That's 6.7.
Oh, it's 4.7?
Yeah.
What did you give it, Senna?
I was like, it's good but I won't order it.
DZ?
No.
What did you give it, DZ?
I have it.
I have it right there.
No, don't change it because she put that.
Don't change it.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm not going to change it but I actually love that because I love the foodie and wagyu.
I was gonna give it a 9.5 yo she just get us in a my mom
I love you. I love you. I love sushi. That's a performative raining
I'm Japanese. I'm Japanese. I'm Japanese. Wait, 2%?
Oh, what?
I'm Japanese. Let's grow Japanese.
So I can't play black. I can't play white. And I can't play Japanese.
I'm a general.
7.5. That's the money.
You ordered it again?
Wait, yeah. If I was with fine shit,
now Trump is performative.
You didn't want to tell him about murder.
What did you get?
He's performative. That's what it is.
It only did this fine shit around.
It depends. Performative is what matters most.
Don't they say the baddest bitch is like Seaman?
Okay.
You're spanking.
Would you try, uh, Rocky?
You feel?
Yeah.
I even had 2.4, so it was a long one.
4?
Actually, it was pretty bad, bro.
What?
Yeah.
Hey, James.
You only had removed it from your bag.
I loved it, I loved it.
2.4?
That was amazing.
That was my favorite thing.
Absolutely not a gross.
Lady Duffy for the five years of such.
Appreciate you.
No.
Appreciate you, my love.
Hey, you're cute as it is.
Appreciate it.
I like it.
How the hell that just happened?
It's two at a time.
Okay.
These are the best pieces
of pate de tuna.
So we can start with the clean
and then move to the more fattier.
I'm not gonna be hungry. That looks intimidating.
So this is a sashimi.
It's like a tongue.
So if you want like a tip,
and then eat it on a piece
with a little bit of soy sauce
oh that's smart
where's the soy sauce at?
yeah you can use the jumper
oh that's it
this one looks scary
what is that one?
you can work your way up to that one
so it gets fattier and fattier and better
this is the better piece
the first one is this one
the lighter one? yeah
sorry
I want a little dot of wasabi.
It's really good.
Especially this is real wasabi too.
Is it?
Yeah, real wasabi, it looks like real wasabi is way better.
Smart, smart.
Put a little dot of wasps.
That's too much though.
That's too much?
You think I put too much?
Oh, that's good.
We need the dripper.
Put a little extra on mine.
Put a little extra on mine.
I don't want to see that.
Okay this is the first one.
This is the most lean tuna.
The most lean tuna?
The most lean tuna?
Yeah.
The lean is the worst one.
Okay.
Bon Appetit.
Cheers
That's it so far
Yeah, so like the higher you go up, that's the worst part, but the higher grades, they get better.
Okay.
Alright.
You guys like it?
Yeah.
What's it got?
We got sophisticated taste buds.
Hell yeah.
Now we do.
I got advanced taste buds.
Advanced.
That's what I'm next.
Now, let me do something like this.
Yeah, you should.
Yeah.
So what's your next one?
Family.
Family.
Family.
Oh wow, this one like falls apart.
Now you know what guys? I think you should just eat the rest of that for yourself.
Hey, Jen!
Yeah, I'm trying some more!
Yeah, really good, thank you.
Wait, um, I think we're still working away, unfortunately.
Oh, thank you, no problem.
Great, should be back, so there's some more.
Yeah, do you want to come here?
Yeah.
Which one is this? Is this the super fatty one?
No, that's the second fatty one.
The second fatty one?
Yeah.
That's the second fatty one.
Shoot Toro, it was the second battle.
Shoot Toro, we got him.
Yeah, me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good job, man.
Good job, Booty.
Thank you for the 20 digits.
Thank you.
I had one.
There's three different ones.
Now you're gonna have these ones, too.
I had them.
Is that not the same piece?
3 different
No, I grabbed
It goes it goes one two three
I don't want to take a few guys. Oh, you're so generous
Giving this piece right here. They'll get one rating though, right?
Different ratings
It's so good.
Wow.
Look at that.
I wanted you to have it more.
No you can't have it.
That was so good.
Right?
This was good as fuck.
You don't like it?
No, no, no, no.
This is so good.
What?
Move it to the best.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, okay.
This is Otoro next.
It is the best car.
My childhood was that not the same one.
It's not. It's a different car.
This one is the best car.
This gets its own rating.
All right, let's ask the host.
We'll probably do it as a group.
But this is the best tune up.
It is the best. You should try it.
Oh, there's only three.
There's only three.
You guys can split it.
I'll take a piece. I'll split it.
Don't worry about it.
chat chat let me get W man's in the chat
oh it looks so good
ah you know what?
and there's no knife
no no these are top six
W man's that W man's
how do I work?
touch his piece
get it? piece?
I don't mind if you touch my piece
Emily could you drop someone near the lift?
thank you so much
ah you know what? just just
you know that's all you're in for
it's gonna ruin the experience if you just
knock it up like that bro
I mean you're such a homie
like you would all be free
ah don't worry about it
oh no no no no no no no no no no
it's not it's not gonna work bro
it's not cutting
oh this is a real thing
now you know that it would be actual fucking good glue bro
i know you like it so much
you get the best one
it's so good
it's the fattiest piece
where's the eye drops at
we have to eat it as carrot together
we gotta eat it as one
hold on i can't pick it up
hold on
No worries, yeah, I know you like that double-handed or Kim boy just did though
Church church church church
Jersey Jersey
Bon Appetit
Yeah, melted
Did you taste the melt? Oh, yeah
You like it?
You actually like it?
Yeah, I like it.
That is the most expensive cut of tuna.
Yeah, so good.
It's really good.
What?
That's so good.
Right, Ashley.
Right.
I think you should rate it first.
Okay.
Good idea. Just one rating for all?
Yeah
Now how much is this usually how much how much is like this usually
Is it then is willing bucks
Really, really good.
$50 for the rice with the lemon yam.
Yeah, for all those pieces of...
Rich, Agent, good news.
There's more.
There's more sushi.
He gave us more for the dish.
So you guys got to try it.
Is it different than the other one?
No, it's a different cut.
This is how many cuts out there.
So many different cuts.
You guys got to grab more.
This is like an eight-cut.
So you got to grab more.
It's a little redundant to ask for this many cuts
at the same time.
I mean, it's like a good cut, you know?
Thank you for the cut.
Oh, okay.
Do you have a caudal right there?
Do it.
I've got rice in this one.
They got eel sauce.
I'm an eel sauce type of guy.
You feel me?
They're selling it online too.
Great.
Got you.
And Evelyn's.
Oh, I got one.
Oh.
Thank you.
I think I'll love this one.
Oh.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Cheers.
Bon appetit.
Bon appetit.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I like the old toy that comes better.
Yeah.
Agent?
That was great.
What's your rating?
It's a...
It don't matter really.
What's your rating?
The two and a whole as a whole?
Yeah, any thoughts?
Mmmmm.
Does he like it?
That was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, Agent here.
Agent gave it a 3.9, the whole tune I feel.
Oh, some water, guys.
Be big.
I like to go to the river.
And Rain gave it a 4.9.
Almost a 5.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, so far.
You know, like...
You didn't like the tune at all?
I'm so fucked.
It's like me personally as an human being, I like my food more cooked than not cooked.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
That's a fucking scam, dang.
That's a fucking dollar?
I don't even fuck you.
$50 for that little snack?
You crazy?
Okay, I'll give you money I get.
No, never.
And I'll be out of here.
I'll have this chicken, beef, food, seafood,
this pork cutlet, you know.
I don't even know what to do with beef.
Yeah.
Yo, if I had to eat all of that, I would have probably gotten nauseous.
No cap.
Well, that's just for sharing, just for sharing.
No, but remember you're supposed to make it for five cents.
Oh, that's different though.
So you have our...
Five cents? Yeah, yeah.
It's just that boost, gang.
So you're going to be nauseous if you make a share?
You're going to rate it?
Even a 7.0.
Emily Aven, a 7.0.
I've seen about the addition of 10.
Yeah.
Little easier.
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
I didn't love the last role.
I'm not part of it.
But every other part was perfect.
So I give it a 9 point though.
Okay, so if the role wasn't in it,
what would you guys give it in?
A 9 point 4.
Wow, okay.
Kind of roll it down a little bit, huh?
Goliah, your ratings are mad, maybe.
You're the type of nigga to give everybody a 9 to a girl.
You are a chicken nugget boyfriend.
You just keep chicken nugget.
You need 5 for it.
I don't want my food cooked, I don't want to be chicken of it, so I'm just cooking it, I'm just cooking it from the deep-fried chicken.
That's good. I think I'm not into the fair reading.
It's a must try.
Let's book check.
Yes. Thank you.
Do we have more food coming?
Oh, we have to!
You might get some more.
What?
We'll keep looking.
We'll get more.
I've never seen Emily eat this much.
You're starving.
You're starving?
I mean, I can still, you don't know.
Is it like chicken and rice and shit?
Like fried rice and shit?
You gotta be a good friend.
My appeal, he's like,
like, maybe that like his shit cooked.
Like, if you would make it that like his shit cooked, you're gonna fuck with my rage.
I like that
I don't have a raw food, but I can't just eat only raw the whole thing. I have like a little bit of raw in the beginning
Yeah, I don't think so.
Your personal, when it's raw, it's just missing flavor, game.
No!
It don't matter if it's Japanese food or Ethiopian food.
Really?
First time we had it, it was really flavorful.
It's missing some flavor.
Oh, really?
Oh, my God.
I'll have the chicken.
I'll have the chicken.
Okay, okay.
You're a logitech.
Okay, I'll have the chicken.
All right, hold on.
How many calories do you have?
No, no, no.
All right, all right.
I had a whole chicken.
There's some good.
What?
What do you mean she's salmon?
You're gonna break up, aren't you?
Yeah, you're gonna break up.
That's not a spot.
That's right.
Let me count for you.
Let me count for you.
I'm pretty sure she's gonna get a good amount of calories.
OK, that's good.
But that little raw shit.
We barely ate anything so far.
You should get a roll like I did.
That shit was amazing.
I want my fried chicken.
That's all I want.
OK.
Get him some fried chicken, please.
We'll get chicken for Rage.
And then we're gonna get another handle for him.
King salmon, why me so slouch or strong?
You like salmon?
That's all I want.
I love salmon.
When it's fried or baked.
It is raw salmon.
Okay.
That's okay.
Go like it, go like it.
Is it blackened?
Uh, no.
See?
Why not do any of the things to it that would give it good flavor?
What is it?
It's like blackened salmon.
Oh, that was...
Oh, bro.
Oh, man.
It's okay, man.
We're here to try new things.
Well, you'll get your chicken nuggets, so let's eat the croquette.
Well, chicken croquette is not chicken nuggets.
You know, you know when you say like, just eat chicken nuggets, that's like
when people call guys gay.
Well, chicken karage is not chicken nuggets.
You know when you say like, just eat chicken nuggets,
that's like when people call guys gay for having a preference.
It's like, just because I'm on my food blog
don't mean I need to eat chicken nuggets.
I think you misunderstand, chicken karage is literally like Japanese chicken nuggets.
No, it's literally chicken karage. Let me explain to you all, chat.
Just because it's fried don't make it a nugget.
Just because it's fried don't make it a nugget.
Soy marinated chicken thigh.
It's fried thigh.
Is it a guy or a chicken nugget?
Is this chicken nugget has miso, Dijon, and aioli?
I don't think so.
But you always have to say thigh is
specifying the part of the chicken.
So why call it a nugget?
Because now you're misgendering the part.
And that's fucked up.
And I am an ally, but you are correct.
Yeah.
So you trying to have an air handle fried rice
in the kitchen?
I'm ready to order more.
Some sticky rice right now?
Oh, some sticky gloss.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's get a side of rice.
I'll put my karage in that bitch.
Yeah.
OK.
Huh?
OK.
OK, that's good.
What was that?
What?
What was what?
What was that?
What was what?
I'm watching you.
You got a little yawn?
I think I see the news.
No, I don't.
I think I see the news.
Thank you so much.
Um, can we order the chicken karage for his ass?
I have a question, ma'am.
Is chicken karage the chicken nuggets of the Japanese world?
because that's what they're saying and I don't
it kind of is right?
we're gonna say thigh though so
I've been walking chocolate for like 3 years
you think I don't know this?
you know she's from the company of Japanese women
yeah 2%
we'll also get 4
can we do 4 of the king salmon tamakis
do you want to do the king salmon tamakis?
we'll do
what would taste better you think?
spicy
Oh, it's a little bit spicy.
Oh wait, oh no, it is spicy.
It doesn't have any jalapeno in it though, does it?
Oh, I have a little bit of salt in it, so you might not like it.
I'll be down for the chocolate then.
I'll do four chocolate.
Yeah, thank you.
Chocolate eggs.
I think that's perfect.
Do you still need your rice?
Inside of rice?
Do you have that? Do you have that like right in the middle of a satirized piece?
We've got um, white rice. We make our own rice.
It's like kind of like, it's a little pointy.
Perfectly fine. Perfectly fine.
Thank you!
That's a good one.
That's great.
Okay, I'm going to go in, I'm going to wear a tan and tropical, and then these are...
Yes! Thank you so much!
Why are you all kind of laying between us?
What do you guys kind of do over there?
Um, I'm pretty sure the fucking kitchen's closed, which means we asked her to order her food.
Stop saying we should stop ordering after this.
Do you see how there's no one else in the division but us?
Yeah, let's stop ordering. I think they're accommodating us just because we're streaming.
Oh, that's nice!
I know, what we should do now is really good.
Okay, we'll be done after this.
We. That's interesting.
Oh, that's right, it's on Emily!
Oh yeah!
Hey!
It's on Monday, it's your day.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
$50, if I could get some.
Oh, man!
You got me!
Oh, what if you didn't play card with that?
What?
That's a good idea.
You can do it.
Okay, we need a card for this.
I'm down, I'm down.
Let me pick.
I'm down, I'm actually down.
I ain't picking the worst one.
She's feeling card in there again.
They never pick the black card the most obvious.
No, no, she can't look.
She has to go behind her back.
She's feeling out though.
Oh, he's got a metal one.
Yeah, he's got a metal one.
Crazy.
What?
Yeah.
It's metal.
What about Rosie Payton?
Rosie's a fucking terrorist.
Y'all are like, he's biased.
She's not too cheesy.
Rosie.
Did you call her a terrorist?
She's a fucking terrorist.
Is this true?
He's choosing out of the mirror, you gang.
Hi!
Hi!
I'm going to be in trouble.
I'm going to be in trouble.
She's really good.
I've had so much.
Nothing's been lower than a nine.
Oh, amazing.
We love that.
We keep like ordering so much is that okay?
I'm so sorry.
You guys are so much fun, don't worry about it.
Again, my name is Sleil and I'm the manager here.
I'm gonna come over and see if we've ever joined
an omakase experience before.
We've had some but never here.
We love omakase.
That's how you omakase is in Orlando.
We have a 12-course omakase in Colorado.
100?
No, normally omakase is like 200 plus.
That's crazy.
That's crazy!
That's a big, very fun, because she's coming all the way to the center.
We'll pop up 100oma classes, 12 courses.
Oh my god!
We'll hopefully play business cards with you guys.
Thank you! Absolutely.
Yeah, we'd love to do a class. We know you work really well,
and you guys are absolutely good at that.
Thank you so much!
I'm glad I got to work here later. We'll come back here.
Awesome. That's so good.
Thank you so much.
Enjoy, okay? Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Please.
Please.
They never hit me.
They never hit me.
Since you're using words like only in this bitch, you pay for this shit.
No, no, no.
Emily, can you show me the place that we go to?
There.
There.
I must have said no, no.
You just said only to a hundred mobs.
No, no, no, no.
What?
Didn't you go?
The place that we go to, is it about $245?
$250.
What do y'all have?
What do y'all have?
It's $250 at normal places.
That is.
What is it about?
Is it like, is it like, is it just bringing a random shit?
Yeah.
They'll come over like a little pain. That's a little
I hope so bad that you don't get full. It's like brand of like little shit.
Ah, sick.
I hope Agent's car gets bigger.
We'll see who I am in the future, babe.
Oh, God.
I don't think I'm gonna get picked up.
Even champ at $100 won't cost us really much.
I'm not getting picked.
What a deal.
I'm gonna lie to you.
Great deal.
I told them that you the live streamer, the smart game,
the good deal, the hella big game,
get our cars on stream,
appreciate the streamers and shit.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It's very sweet of us.
You can definitely get pulled out of Oma Cafe.
Oh, we're open here.
Yeah, you can, but like, what if it's just
raw fucking fish?
I don't know if I'm going to get pulled here.
That's fair.
Wait, so are you going to eat more after this?
Huh?
Are you guys hungry still?
I'll eat the most fucking fried chicken.
I'll eat the most fucking fried chicken.
And my fucking rice.
Every good.
I think it'll be good after this.
Send a Yon.
You're shitting on the food, though.
I'm watering.
No, no, no, they're not watering.
You're gonna get a lot of crying.
No, it's gonna be point on the line.
Why you want to make me feel like I helped you on?
Oh, no.
Don't. Don't.
What did you say?
Oh my God. I know that face.
Oh, no.
Don't.
She's capturing the on.
She's capturing the on.
She's not even that dirty.
That's right, bro.
She's gonna tap out by 10 p.m. chat.
She's good, man.
Right?
10 on.
She just yawned inside the fight.
No, I didn't yawn.
I did it twice.
10 on.
I
That's that's a man that's up dude again
Yeah, I'll command oh
She's doing
So you're on it between y'all and more.
Right, that's fair, that's fair.
Hey, take a look at those spicy drinks.
We gotta have some.
Hey, you can get white castle wine under the landing.
You get the spicy one, right?
Yeah, come on.
You got a chug.
Are y'all enjoying this so far?
Like not each other, is it food?
Yeah, I love it.
I love it for food, are you?
Yeah, this shit I ordered right here?
Bane.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
He don't think you put a father get the son
W5
Very good. Oh wife who balls it came in your shit, too
I said he came in your shit, too. That's not
Can I have a little bite? Can I have a bite, please?
I don't have a bite.
Go over your channel.
I'm my skinniest right now, so I can afford to have some.
What's that?
It's sushi rice.
Yo, that is the smartest rice I've ever tasted.
It's sushi rice.
Okay.
It's different than white rice.
It's like vinegar and soy sauce.
You're laughing so you're not able to fight this son.
My boy.
Crazy man.
Can I have more, babe?
You like it?
It is really good.
What's the difference if you say that
and my original rice was soy in it?
This definitely has salt and vinegar chips though.
No, it has normally rice powder and soy sauce.
It's not mixed into it.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's a little bit salty.
Bro, come on.
I'm really hungry.
I'm still hungry.
Emily?
Oh my god, that project is on.
No, no, wait for the brand you could have ordered your own.
Look, they just want me crazy for the rice.
That was the right one.
That was the rice.
Nice, right?
That's the right.
He's right.
Like what's going to sell your hands?
God damn smooth now, bro.
I mean, the rice was cool.
I don't know if it's, you know, you know, a hit like usual fried rice with a hit.
You know what? You want fried rice?
You just got a bunch of fried rice?
I mean, I want to take my sticky white rice, like steamed rice. I want to take that too.
Guys, guys, we're in Orlando together!
I know!
Isn't that nice?
Okay, we're all for a few hours.
Yeah, it's so fun!
We're all for a few hours.
Yeah, yeah.
It's very nice.
Ah!
Oh, it's not perfect.
Yeah, we didn't get into the fucking leg.
We're gonna put it on.
It's fun! It's fun! And then we have three more days together!
Two or three.
We have the week.
Yes, yeah, we have the week together.
Yeah, we got the month together.
We have the week together.
Oh man, this is going to be a great month.
This is going to be a great month.
Yeah, I believe this is going to be a great month.
Look, Bob, say that.
I don't understand.
What?
Why would you say that?
Man, this is going to be a great week.
What are you thinking, bro?
Yeah, I was the first one to say, bro.
Yeah, you were.
Yes, you were.
You were the first one to say that.
One of them said it a week ago or something like that.
No, that's what I ran with.
I don't know how long it's been doing that.
You didn't know because you know how long it's been doing this before.
What the hell are you doing?
Wait, insert agent's comment, that's true.
You do work. How long is this?
I'm waiting for my fried chicken nuggets.
So I'm here with this shit.
Say goodbye.
Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye.
What? Say goodbye.
I did
So
So this is pink salmon with purple oil, hopefully they like it more
That's good, right
Have you tried it in the cox? It's awesome. Oh, it's hot. It's salty though. It's really salty. What is that made of?
That's shit. Oh
Just an alligator.
Yo, why was I picked in the sand and dented like Gator games?
That was like Gator bikes.
Yeah.
Pretty good, though.
The plug was that.
It's hot.
Oh, it's hot.
It's hot.
Blowing out more of the plug.
Oh.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
I'm great.
Yo, how are you?
Good.
Was that the first one that you ate?
Oh, we just walked.
We just walked.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
I like it a lot.
I'm going to get this chicken.
An 8.5.
Yummy.
I like the bra so I like it, I like it when it's bra better.
That's crazy, that's really bold, so good.
See what I give him more.
Don't laugh too hard, you were chugging cocktails, okay?
I don't know why you're getting so angry.
First of all, I had no cocktail, I had a little stick.
You know what I'm saying?
I had a little stick.
I didn't hate it, it's just like
a good Japanese shit over there.
Another day.
Amazing.
I'm glad.
Okay, are you ready?
Let's add a little set to set.
I'm waiting on lioness.
I give the chicken a seven.
Seven.
Seven point seven.
Take it good.
Seven point seven.
Yes.
Yes.
They're changing the eight.
Eight.
Pull out eight.
Eight, OK.
What's your kind of heart for this, Kofi?
No, I'm heart.
We just have developed pallets.
Yeah, we got really developed.
You understand?
Yeah, but we've had it taken before.
This similarity between this chicken and alligator, we have developed that.
Yep.
Very developed.
Sinner, what's that?
What?
What are you talking about?
Sinner, don't kiss me on the back.
No, no, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
What was that?
Sorry, I didn't do that.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Look at me.
Her eyes are watering.
She's lying.
No.
Sinner?
Yes.
Are you tired?
No.
Sinner?
I can go all right.
Woo!
You guys work for 4am.
We're going to have a spin-off of an hour.
We're just going to sit at the house.
The tire is going to rub off on Emily.
Emily's going to get tired.
No, no, no.
You're going to work at 4am in the house.
I'm at the house.
Oh, no.
And now she's going.
Look.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
No.
No.
Emily, you can stay with us.
Stay with us.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay
Was this one the king same as shit yes, I think the Friday and put it back in the seaweed it would probably taste amazing
Yeah
Cheers
What's that white shit in there?
What's that white shit down there?
Truffle oil.
It tastes like when I ate it, it's like it took my breath away a little bit.
You got some of that?
Yeah, it's fucking good.
You got it right there?
Yeah, come on, there's more.
Go ahead then. You hungry, right?
Yeah, you're started.
Oh no, that's good.
You're gonna have to suck it up.
I'm really doing a lot of work on it.
She was crazy good
I heard that shit.
Oh God.
I'm gonna start the wait just to walk over here.
Come on.
There's, there's, what does her name mean though?
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Just to walk over here.
Come on!
Come on!
There's...
There's...
What is her name, though?
Is that one of the good ones?
One of the good thing you're eating?
Is that one of the good thing you're eating?
I'm sure he'll say that.
I really like it.
I really like it.
Okay.
Okay.
This is...
This is...
This is amazing.
You're done?
Are we done eating?
Yeah!
Are we done eating?
Yeah!
Are we done eating?
Are we done eating?
Is there more food coming?
Okay
Switch staff is in Emily's set what were they like
Were they like or what
Yeah, everybody knows that so
What I get the first one
The first one is this one you gave it a 7.5
What?
I give this one
I just didn't want it anymore but it takes it with an ass
I give it a 7
Wow you guys are such a people
Who's 7?
I just love this
Me too
Who's the 7?
I feel like it's a balance of my raw shit like I need to do
So you do like it raw?
No, yeah I like it raw
You can only drink coffees
7.9 for me
I like this
Oh yes please, thank you so much
Oh that's a really good one
Oh that's a really good one
What?
That was a rice
You love that rice
It's so good
I love it
I love it
I love it
I love it
I love it
I love it
I'm gonna give it the harsh reading of a 9.4
There we go. The harsh reading.
My lowest rating was an 8.3 that's a 10.
You know what? She's a sushi girlie.
I must be a sushi girlie.
I must be a sushi girlie.
What?
I must be a sushi girlie.
No, no. Okay. I'm with girls, so y'all can't hear me.
What is this shit? I must be a sushi girlie.
What is that? What does that mean?
I see Google.
I've seen it, girl.
Real life, you don't want it.
Fuck it.
What is that?
I don't know.
No, no.
Your dude's gonna get it.
Oh!
Fuck you.
I got it.
Oh, what's this one?
Do that.
Do that.
That's a girl's ear.
Please, please, please.
You gotta form.
What?
Wait, let me see you.
I got my glasses on.
You gotta go.
OK.
We'll continue to you.
But what is this one?
I did ask for real.
I said Google.
I don't know what it is.
What are you doing?
This shit's so ugly bro.
This shit's so crazy.
What y'all rate that?
Uh, delicious King Salmon?
Uh, guess what?
Probably 9.5.
I gave her 7.4.
I gave 7.9.
She said she's a sushi girl, you pop.
You know what I think she's doing?
I think she's forming a sushi audience.
Yeah, she's forming sushi audience.
Most of them shit top. They're like,
you're aging it rain.
I don't know why they're even wasting time
on their place.
Senna really knows what she's talking about.
And like, like that's why we love Senna.
She's a, she's a girly pop.
I'm actually gonna say my Japanese favorite in here.
And Jay, if they see me,
they can't see already that she's any lower than a nine.
I wish I had my own rocket, so it'll be okay.
But you know, that's not fair because it don't matter.
But it's like, you gotta think though, like,
just because a Japanese food doesn't mean
it's good Japanese food.
You feel me?
The same way we're like,
if your mom makes the Ethiopian food,
it could be trash,
My mom makes it can be amazing
I love to cook Japanese food and make it so I love Japanese food
Okay, what?
What he just said?
Do you know what I'm saying?
It doesn't mean you have to add everything
Oh, that's good
Okay, you like this one
I'm not lying
Okay
And she's right
She's right
She's right
She's right
She's right
I audibly heard her bite that little fucking thing
I'm dying
I'm dying
I've never seen Emily this hungry, bro.
Really?
I love sushi.
It's my favorite food.
I'm trying to eat her.
I'm trying to eat her.
We went to, like, what you wouldn't eat after this, though?
If you got her eating all you went out.
Look at all this.
I knew you were still hungry.
You didn't eat that much.
We didn't eat that much.
You got to come to Florida for that.
Oh, we are in Florida.
No, that don't count.
You gotta come to Florida for that. Oh, we are in Florida. No, that don't happen here
South Florida
The ruler
No, but there's a festival.
You watch that rich, right?
A festival at Wawa!
I don't like when he's clocking my tea.
I'm not gonna play.
I'm clocking your shit, like, what are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
Hogi Fest.
What are you going to watch?
What do I say?
What do I say?
What do I watch?
What's the Hogi Fest?
Last one was on the summer.
Agent, we learned something.
Yeah, what they're saying, Hogi Fest is a real thing.
Say that, teach him.
Oh, Agent, you gotta do that.
Uh...
Oh, I don't have girls.
No, no, no, no.
You just buy your nails.
Wow, I did. I did that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Gotta have swag. Yeah, you gotta have grills, right?
Gotta have swag.
That one up. Yeah, I did it.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Gotta have a little girl in there.
I don't got my grills in right now, so look how stupid.
What about you?
No, you look like you belong in the dentist chair.
You got a fuckin' black seaweed in your teeth.
Oh, top shit goin' on. Shit, like you in a store?
So I know we had a lot of savory, so I wanted to bring over some sweet chocolate.
This here is going to be a matcha crepe, yuzu cheesecake, and a matcha mochi.
Oh my god!
You can have homey and chestnut chips.
Oh my god!
You just know, you just know.
Homey and creme brulee.
No!
I want creme brulee!
And orange creme brulee.
Oh thank you!
Oh my god!
I love creme brulee!
Is that the fish eggs?
Is creme brulee fish eggs?
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I want the YouTube Cheesecake.
What's up?
Use it.
Oh, use it.
Okay, bet.
Oh, this is so good.
Okay, what should we get for...
They snap batted.
They snap batted, chef.
Give them like a 10, thank you.
They're the battle watch history guide.
You got this a crumbling leg.
Oh, okay.
Is there another school?
Yeah, down here.
That's not the one right there, too.
Nancy, what the fuck?
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
You gotta wait for us.
Wait for us.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is better than what I've ever seen.
Hey, just no!
No!
No!
Ha ha ha!
Bro.
It's very odd.
Bro.
Let's try the YouTube cheesecake.
YouTube cheesecake?
Do it.
Got some YouTube cheesecake going on.
Oh my gosh, you can't...
It's citrusy.
It is citrusy.
Hey, we're talking now.
Great consistency.
I couldn't look at the wrong one.
I think we're on the same page now.
Yeah, we're on the same page.
What's all this? What is this?
I mean, why not just find out, huh?
Who's stopping us?
Alright, let me see this picture.
Green tea.
Okay, that might be interesting.
It's ice cream. It's ice cream.
Oh, my God.
It's rice on the outside.
I need some of the inside too now because the outside is the right she's it
yeah it's not inside mushy-ushy that mushy-ushy-ushy
that mushy-ushy-ushy
that's an interesting like texture it tastes like gum a little bit get it inside
get it in the guts a little bit get it in the guts and then ice cream in the middle
Dang it.
Oh my god.
That shit is actually interesting as fuck.
Oh my god.
Right?
Wow that motionless.
What is this creation right here?
That's a, it's a, like a layer cake.
It's a crepe cake.
Crepes.
I can't fucking...
Ah it's fine.
How about this?
Tastes like cheese.
Tastes like cheese.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Pretty milk?
What?
Amazing.
I'm kind of scared of that one, I don't know why.
It's good, it's just great. It's a good layer.
There's white sugar right here.
What?
No.
And now I'm full. I'm happy.
Oh my god.
Are you sure it's light rice?
Do you want the mochi still on?
I haven't moved it, I can't move it.
I haven't given that.
I'm just giving that.
I'm just kidding, man.
Can I steal a bite of the chicken?
Yeah, go try the chicken breast.
We're not eating.
We're not eating.
We're not eating.
We're not eating.
We got more stuff.
You know this is the end?
Yeah, it's in the end, Chad.
Wow.
Any more of that?
Yeah.
America!
This is good.
The dessert, like a 9.9.
That was good.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hell yeah.
It is a fucking notebook, bro.
For having to eat more and remember what it tasted like.
I get the dessert at 9.3.
W.A.M.Scribble.
What are you talking about?
Markets!
Oh hey Mark, are you on V?
Oh the main one, he should have been here.
Oh, I should have.
You would have loved this food, Marcus.
Marcus, you would have loved this food.
Chad, what are we giving that dessert?
Chad, how do you feel about that dessert?
How do you feel about that dessert, Marcus?
I think I'm going to give it a...
I'm going to give it a flat, just a nine.
I'm not even a dessert type of nigga all the way.
Really?
I like that.
I'm basically with my desserts.
That was good.
I give it a nine. What are you giving it?
I am.
What are the 80s gonna give you?
How do we know?
We just gave you, come on bro.
Each individual.
Come on, let's separate this.
That's not fair bro.
We deserve more placement.
It's like in the Olympics.
We've got 20 different events.
But basketball only has one.
That's not fair. We gotta separate that.
We didn't offer us any.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, chat.
We're sorry, Chad.
I thought it's sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Chad.
I'm sorry.
Alright, well...
Yo, Kishima, get on my game.
Why'd you keep that?
Thank you!
You won 2004.
What the heck?
9-11 is a myth to you,
and you learned about it
in the fucking history books.
It's not a look?
Fuck.
Wait, now I'm so high.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, the translation...
That's from the 6th heaven.
Is it clear?
10 out of 10?
8.9
Okay
I think that's the best I've ever had
Best I've ever had
Best I've ever had
Wait, who's 10?
Look, Chase Lachace
I thought it was a...
You're not opening your mouth to me
You're not going on
It's still like on
Like your eyes are watering
They're not watering
Chase Lachace, 8.9 for me
Cheesecake
What's going on?
What's your guess? 8.9
was fine
I'm happy rage can write again what the fuck does that mean I go right again
I could never hold a fan
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting, so we can't wait for this.
Sit down.
Yes.
She's about to get everything that's not raw food.
10 out of 10?
Two out of 10.
I'm gonna get a 10.
It was perfect.
Just wait a minute.
The cheese came.
I want you to keep hitting it.
I'm giving that a 10.
I'm jumping in.
Wow.
And the pepperlay, I love sweets and I love pepperlay.
I'm giving it a 10.
That's a 10.
Wow, guys.
These are real.
I've actually tried one up once, bro.
These are really great.
I love desserts.
I like sweets.
They're gone.
You said the cheesecake was a 10?
After you're young, maybe you could answer.
Yo, yo, yo.
So there's not crazy...
The cheesecake couldn't be better at all?
It can't be better at all?
And it's a must try, like everybody has to try it.
No, just because it's a must try doesn't mean it's a 10.
It's a 10 to me.
So this is Pete. This is the best cheesecake.
You did not think that...
This is the best cheesecake you ever had.
This is the best cheesecake you ever had.
You know that wasn't a 10.
I don't know if that's the best you've ever done.
I don't know if that's the best you've ever done.
I'm gonna hood shit out of you.
Are you crazy?
I don't want a little cheat tape out of you.
I'm gonna have a swag in here.
What?
Big conversations he did.
I think so.
Fuck shit, fuck it.
Tick tock, fuck shit, tick tock.
That's tick tock shit.
Fuck it, tick tock.
They teaching that on tick tock, man.
No chat stop stop stop. I'm not allowed to check. Yeah, someone in chat said not but in Cheesecake Factory? Facts. But it was really good.
Oh, I love you, Cheesecake Factory.
Chat, stop chat.
Okay guys, for the final Michelin Star rating, we always end up with...
What's wrong with Cheesecake Factory?
There's nothing wrong with Cheesecake Factory.
What's wrong with Cheesecake Factory?
Please, please come back to that Cheesecake Factory.
Cheesecake Factory, Cheesecake Factory.
No, I've got some pizza, Sam.
You can get it at your national park.
And you think cheesecake factory don't compare to this in cheesecake?
You're trippin', see if you can make it for company.
Oh my god, she's making it better.
You're performing it.
What do you think, Rosie?
Do you like it, Rosie?
Oh, it's really good, yeah.
Yeah?
Is it good?
He might not have been a cheesecake factory.
The boat's just pure.
She thinks I'm really good too.
What's better?
What'd you just do?
What'd you just do?
What?
You just honed it.
No, I didn't honed it.
I just honed it.
It's been in stone.
What?
Is that why it's...
Or exhausted.
I don't know what it is.
You have a brain tumor?
No, but sometimes when I got a lot of Google data it said possibly.
Have you checked?
No.
Okay, so why not?
I was daily growing up with a brain tumor and I broke a brain.
Why?
Obviously.
That's crazy.
It's delicious.
I don't know how to say it.
Amazing.
I'm so happy to hear that.
What?
Do you have a favor for us?
Absolutely.
So we're gonna do card relics.
Okay.
And we're gonna do card relics.
Okay.
And we're gonna do card relics.
Okay.
And we're gonna do card relics.
card relax okay we want to use more cards and whoever you pick they'll pay for it
all right yeah I'm gonna pay for it
hey come here guys thank you
oh lord no I didn't break up work cause she had a brain tumor
it's kind of what it sounds like when you
is that cause she had a break up no no it's not cause she had a brain tumor
you just led me with my saying she had a brain tumor and then it's got your
card
oh yeah that's what I'm doing
okay here's my card I got my card
Rosie are you saying your card?
I need some card
Where is he? You were sitting at the table.
He's got the figure card in.
I'll get the camera off, here it is.
Why is my chat saying please be set up?
What is that?
What is that?
Come on, brother.
No!
That's why I supported Blackheart.
No!
Put it in the pile.
It's a... Is it a real card?
Yeah, it is.
Please be set up.
That's a good chat.
Jacks
I only have
My car another you're on
Am I one for my anything is gonna be the biggest car
Amix or Amix?
Amix.
American Express.
I don't know how to say it in the car.
Well, I feel like it's Amix.
I don't know how to say it in the car.
I can't, bro.
I hate rich niggas, bro.
Okay!
Got Amix.
Is it time for the pick?
I think so.
Okay.
Ah!
I guess I said this way?
Just one more time.
Wait!
No, no!
The whole of us.
Behind you.
It's like a shuffle.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's what it would be!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Yes
It's the thickest car bro
And we put this over some bullshit as chase cars
I was just saying bang, were y'all doing pre-dicts?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, they had pre-dicts up.
Pre-dict?
Yeah, pre-dicts up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, different, yeah, it was different.
Rage just pay gang.
I see they got half of the world's worth.
Say goodbye.
Yo, they tried to shit quickly.
What?
Say goodbye.
How?
How much do you guys think it was?
Do we want another damage?
Yeah.
All right, it's almost time to do a short,
under $43.19.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you so much.
Absolutely guys, thank you.
Okay, I'm just saying, not bad.
You didn't have to feel better.
Not bad? That's what they say.
That's not bad. Not bad.
That's not bad?
Not bad at all.
Largene, drop a hundred digits so we can recoup this loss.
We!
Drop a hundred digits in the largest chart real quick.
Leave a tip, do a tip. Farm some W's.
Honor for me.
Leave it like I'm 500.
Leave it like a band.
Hell no.
What do you mean hell no?
Y'all be donating when they ask you to pay for class registration.
I'm a grocery store now. When they say you want to round up the same teams, I always say no.
If I donate a person, then I just say yes.
Why did you say that?
Why are you so specific?
I feel like in grocery stores I can't tell if it's a scam.
You don't fuck with a dude in person you don't vote say dude. I do it in person
Right, so I just don't need to things when I can't in person not like you don't have to explain yourself
At a grocery store. Yeah, you're good. We know you guys
I'm a pretty much asshole
Explain why you don't donate come on
St. Judas scale
What's
Which donations about got the most cloud salvation on here
We're going to average it. No, no, this is what you're right. So this is for service
The final Michelin star Monday activity directly to the story rated overall
Red Cross
Make a wish
I never donated blood in general.
You should, it's fun.
You just get kind of dizzy after a couple of times.
Yo, yo, you're a freak, man.
No, it was fun.
Yeah, I liked it, it was cool.
Hey, did you go and donate blood for fun?
Because it's fun, but we're not going to fucking roll across the game.
I'll put you some on.
That part is fun.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Are we saying to get it on?
Not yet.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna do a good reveal.
Don't share your results yet.
Rage, Roni.
Mm-hmm.
You have to toilet?
Oh, no, just face off your vibes.
Oh, I know what Senna's grade is gonna be.
Nah, you're done for today, no cap.
No, I'm not mad.
It's bad, like it's bad.
It's not bad.
If it's like this now, you're coaching the car.
No, no, I'm on my way.
Uh-oh.
In the car?
In the car.
For the ambiance, I like that there's...
Oh, oh!
And like, yeah, right?
You're gonna get it!
But it's kind of performative.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
You're doing away on the big team.
As you know what, because you can't hear it,
Like what do we do?
What do we do?
Where's the rest of the business out there?
Business out there?
I think we're changing the definition.
We have to stop finding words in the world.
This is a music game.
Presentation.
You make me eat?
No.
I love the music here.
Cat loves the music.
It does sound nice.
Are you okay?
Yes, good. I'm not higher. You just don't when you're full of energy
Yes, there's just
Yo
no no no I can't oh wait with the overall ranking was for everything like this
just like you can house your parents here in general food I could eat
was it too low?
like you've eaten?
nah I got to change my mind
I thought it was just like the stuff on the right hand side
oh my god
yeah I got to review that
you can change it and it will be the big reveal
I got it
and then oh and then the final question is do they deserve a Michelin star?
story but yes or no so they should have put that one though that'll be the final
reveal wait this is happening so this has a bit more on which means that it's
like recognize but not one star oh okay so then we're saying do you think they
deserve a Michelin star so then say yes or no okay yes yes yes see you can say
You can say yes to how I'm hitting on your vibes.
Why is it that you didn't know your answer?
It is...
Huh?
Big meal.
It's very nice when I'm on a stay so late.
It's already 10.
Oh wow.
It's close at 9 by the way.
Yeah.
The fine Michelin store.
Like really good food and service.
Like Michelin's don't like that.
It's also good when you need these.
It's a unique cuisine. It's a must-try life. It's fancy.
Yeah. If you need it, you should stop by it.
That's not a question.
Have y'all all answered the mission?
Have you answered the mission in a question?
You answered?
Yeah.
I don't say anything like nobody but Papa has a yes.
You'll be dead asking the bathroom.
I have no answers.
Okay, I think we're ready.
May I have the chat, Rosie?
All right. And the lights. Perfect. Okay. Lovely chat. Here are the results when it comes to Sushi
Sake in Orlando, Florida. Wow. Okay. Service. We give it. Wow. Great. Great results. 10, 9, 10 up.
No, I want the service. It's perfect. It's perfect. I didn't give it for you.
And I hope that they hope with the strength. That's cool.
I'm 0.9, I'm 0.7, okay?
I did minus 0.3 because I wanted more water, but that's okay.
Omnios?
Ooh!
Rain, why is yours at 8.9?
I've been to, I'm sorry, like I've been to far nicer, like, so like my expectations, you see me?
That's fair.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just fair.
And they work, this one.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow!
Man, it was like, you know what it is.
Okay, so now I'm 0.2, I'm 0.8, but I give it a 9.8!
I give a 9.8, I like the vibes!
Presentation?
Okay, good presentation!
9.49, 9.5.
Okay, not bad.
And then overall, what do we think about this amazing restaurant?
We gave it...
Agents!
Agents!
I mean, I took into account the food.
Guys, why are you guys so low?
It's not.
My life ain't been hard.
It's the only time.
I pull up here with five shit.
My PLB is a PLB of somebody who's been for his shit cooked.
But I still enjoy it though.
I think if you don't like your food cooked, you might think you would never come to this place.
Like, there's no, they had some bangers.
You just have to avoid the rush.
And so basically you only get like three things.
It is not normal to go on that bus.
What's that?
I know, I know, I know.
Every stream is not just a trusty match.
It may happen on a great day.
Okay, and then finally, the final question.
Do they deserve a Michelin star?
Cine says...
Whoa!
You said no?
Nice play.
Did you say no?
You motherfucking...
No!
Who are you? God!
No, no, no.
Can I explain?
Yes, go ahead!
The restaurant is amazing, it all seems amazing.
But I don't think that everything is unique
because of that variation of it in every sushi restaurant.
It was not a thing of a venue that would meet me.
So, I think their course, it's a new one.
But I think a perfect sushi restaurant is just not,
it's not unique enough for a machine.
Nah, she's gonna, she's gonna,
keep going, keep going.
Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just see how it works.
It's more hateful.
That's fair, that's fair.
That's fair.
Look, it's good, but you can get that sushi
before anywhere.
Someone said, Trader!
Trader?
No, it's true.
Okay.
Agent David A.
I
Can't say it's not mission is because not my preference
I thought it would be the only give it to give it up. Oh my god. I don't feel alone. I thought it would be the only given to know
Really, it's just like I feel like no offense like it's good
But like it's not out of the play. I feel like I go somewhere in Broward
So what my aim is to not for another day was like respect. It was just
You feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
Nothing crazy special
And then I gave it
Yes! I think the service was really good
And I liked the vibes
Look what the other thing Michelin Star is
Like there's like
Listen
I only had one Michelin Star
And I was on a shrimp and like you could tell
You like go this shit is free for though. I don't even know what I'm looking at at the time
It tastes so
Yeah, you get like that
Yeah, I'm making shit up bro. Popeye's the only place you can get some delicious blackened chicken the way it got
I don't know, I always tell niggas they're proud.
You know, for a lot of people, they're fucking proud of their niggas.
What you fucking... What are you talking about, you stupid niggas?
I don't know fucking proud of that dumbass.
Jits, you mother jits.
You stupid ass jit, I don't know what a fucking tummer is.
Oh, jits?
You dumb?
What?
It's like a rat.
Okay.
It's like a toy.
Someone said Rosie's a tiebreaker.
Rosie, what do you think?
I didn't have any, so...
Yeah, Rosie ain't no thing.
I don't think someone's gonna come her way.
Cheesecakes.
I'll just take five of them.
You want?
Alright, I think she wants to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, that's right.
Thank you, Mischelin Star Monday!
That was lovely, guys.
Thank you, Rosie, for the camera.
Of course.
W. Mischelin Star Monday!
Yay!
That was a good episode.
We tried all the delicious stuff.
This is sushi.
Now we drive home and do more stuff at home.
Yay.
The last to leave so kind of them
Yeah, I'm gonna go Piro quick if that's okay
Chris is just an honorary care member and taker here.
Oh, caretaker.
Oh, Chris said that.
Hi, Chris.
Where's Chris?
Oh, thank you, Rosie.
Okay, I'm going to go piss.
You have the mic?
Hey, no peeking. I'll get you.
Oh.
What?
That's what?
Oh, yeah, you can switch to the camera.
Camera.
Camera.
Camera.
Camera.
me
oh
agent blink twice with any help come on realistically I'm gonna play twice
like statistically Portuguese is KKKKK
I'm telling you that Spanish
both is common
KKK
wrong one
You're doing okay.
Like you're not too early.
You're probably not too early.
Interesting.
This is the new pole, not me.
That's like, Sufi glasses.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
Are you going to go home?
Yeah, we can't wait without a sling there.
Which one are you going to be in there?
If you guys want to go to the water,
we'll do that.
I think he's just singing for the neighbor.
Oh, yes, I got him.
Oh, I think that's a hard one.
He did, he did.
That's a really hard one.
I think he's gonna ask for it.
I'm gonna go get him.
What you want us to do bro?
Oh, wait until now it's going back.
That's a beautiful moment.
You can't leave without him anyway.
Take notes.
I don't need to.
Did I see a real piece?
Can you do like some other verses of culture?
Oh, that was a good one.
You're a lion.
Yo, wait!
I was a big dick, I was a big dick!
You look like contrives!
I'm sorry, I was...
I'm sorry, I was...
I'm sorry, I was...
I'm sorry!
What's here?
What the hell was that?
Candy's back!
Candy's back!
This is candy!
That's what you had to make, bro!
Oh yeah that's me.
Oh yeah the one thing.
Oh my god.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
That was my pleasure.
Thank you.
Come on, say hello.
That was amazing.
Say no, what?
Say no.
Say no, what?
Say no.
Thank you Rosie. Delicious. Up home we go. Yay. Alright. Thank you Hela. That was yummy.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Great!
Were you in here this whole time?
Yeah man, I was just bothering you.
Listening to the music.
You guys bring me some shit back?
You said you were...
Oh, uh...
Not a single thing.
Yikes.
Yeah, no.
Unless you want to, you know...
But it was good though.
Two, two, two, two.
You better be careful.
Here.
I can't relate to you guys at home because you don't look out for your friends because
you don't care about other people.
How did you get from that point A to that point B, dang?
I understand where you're coming from though, bro.
That was y'all made much of it is a window open he hide his head he hopped us the truck
What's open?
Is it right?
Your door. Oh my door. Okay. Sorry. Hey, what you got me? What you got to say? Oh?
Is every listening? Yes. Yes
The YRG community hates white people. No
Whoa
Oh, that's a serious, how do I aim?
Why'd you say that, Abe?
I just felt like I needed to get that off my chest.
That's a crazy action, Abe.
That is not true.
That is actually very not true.
That is a crazy action.
That's never been a thing.
Because you just did a shoot on a white guy the other day.
And he was gay.
Oh, so you were some white friends?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I'm a few white friends.
I actually fucked a white girl before,
feel me?
How was it?
I ain't racist.
How was that?
Ooh, I should tell you about your big black dick.
That shows ass. That shows black.
Ooh! What the fuck?
Is that...
That's a sniper.
Weird.
Senna, do you want to share the idea we had in the bathroom?
Oh, guys.
Guys, Emily and I were talking in the bathroom. We had an idea.
Yeah.
How would you feel...
Um, about all of us going to a store and getting matching pajamas.
Whee!
I forgot that agents are against matching pajamas.
But agent, but what if we-
Well, you're against matching pajamas?
He doesn't like pajamas, huh?
Hey, where you from, Shuddy?
Where you from, Shuddy?
Where you from, Shuddy?
Hey, I'm going back to the crib.
We got open crib.
We got open crib.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What the fuck?
We can get matching pajamas?
Or how about like a matching t-shirt?
Is that better?
I'm not against matching PJs.
Oh!
Hey, I don't know.
He didn't hate it.
Wait, wait, okay.
She tells why I always...
She tells why?
No, no, no, no, but like, yeah, but like usually people have a reason why they don't want to do something
Whether it's a little small or just like, you know
Uh...
I don't want to eat corn because I don't like corn
Why don't I like corn? You know why I don't like corn?
Why?
Why don't you explain that to the rest of them?
PJs need trauma
So why don't you want to wear PJs?
Yeah, maybe I don't want to bring it up because it's traumatic
Is it about wearing PJs in general or is it about them being matching?
Oh...
Sell the food, huh?
Oh!
Pretty good! Pretty good!
Pretty good, pretty good. Food's pretty good, man.
What happened?
Food's pretty good, bro.
Exciting, man.
We had Michelin food today, man.
Why don't you look at that?
That's good.
By the way, you two are fucking frauds
for not giving it a yes, by the way.
No, no, no.
It's a special sin, especially for me.
I'm surprised you said no, but I get it.
Your reasoning was valid.
OK, that's what I mean.
I've been to sushi places, and there wasn't
It wasn't a dish that was like...
So this was just like a generic sushi spot too?
No, no, no. It was a really good quality sushi.
But as far as like something where this restaurant only has this and it's unique to them, I created one.
She's a real n***a fan. She's not scared to get the hate.
You didn't understand? She said no. It's f***ing no.
They're people who farm in tents, bro.
Okay, but listen.
Tent? Tent?
You know what I mean? The point of farming tents just to say no on them at the end.
I don't know.
I wouldn't fake it. I was honest.
Low-key that no legitimized it for me.
You got a thing 9.89% 9.6, 9.5.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, okay, yeah, you're right if you're a little walkie.
Come on, let me-
Yeah, just compare it to the other-
Let me just-
Let me just-
Let me just-
Everything was here like crack.
Like if everything at that restaurant tasted as good as that trans-legitist tasted
to me, come on, bro, I'll be glazing them.
Good pimp is- oh yeah, wait, so is it the matcha or is it rather than frijamas?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'm not interested in this, but I can do it first.
Okay.
What if we have pajamas but they don't match?
Nah.
Shirts, but they don't match, like night time shirts.
That's nice.
Nah.
No.
What, night time pants?
They don't match at all.
Once you move, like they don't match again, it is night time pants.
Nah.
Oh.
It's the pajamas.
It's the pajamas.
What if we're in them but you're not?
I know first.
What if you're the only one in them but we're not?
I
Agent the t-shirt
Hey, we stop at like a random store or something. I have to buy some tampons. Oh, yeah
I just go to ask them to the house. No, no, no, I can't because I don't want any guys to pick up my tampons
Yeah, that's so embarrassing. I have to pick up them specifically from a department store
They don't have a tampon
Agent, no, that's L agent for you're not a women's quarter. I have to get a specific
I got to get an extra large tampon agent, an XL, a triple XL, a big one.
No, you can't get them, that's a special order, it's a special order.
You got a special order pads?
No, it's tampons.
Special go get it at the department store, that'd be great, you just drop me and Emily off.
Could you explain why?
You could just drop us off at like a Walmart and I'll run in and grab triple XL tampons.
That's our only special order that men wouldn't know how to look if it's a door-dash shirt, so
I'm 100%
You can have a question
What's that?
Oh, just a...
When Kai drops his brand, would you rock it?
Yeah, for sure
Thank you
You're right
I want to rock it
I want to rock it
You guys are crazy, the pieces are all like...
I don't feel like one can do it
Okay, okay, okay
Let's say...
Let's say Kai drops his pyjamas
Oh
Are you rockin' it?
probably not you can't not rock with it cuz I'm on a very comfy okay okay okay
what if we get slippers slippers on some buddy slippers if Kai drops on its
Come on now!
Bonnets!
Oh my god, we're matching bonnets, but we will keep cute.
Bonnets.
I've never worn a bonnet before.
We're getting warmer.
We're getting warmer, gang.
We're getting warmer.
We're getting warmer.
It's a good for protection over here.
Oh god.
Both different styles.
We're getting warmer.
Aren't you bonnet?
Yeah, I think he's 50-50 on the bonnets.
What if like we just match our bonnet to our color of our t-shirts?
Well, we can wear whatever you want man, you know like...
So do you think we could pull over there so we could get some abominance of t-shirts?
You can't already to the crib?
No, no.
It'd be nice on the way home maybe?
I can just get like Chris to go grab something.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
minute. Somebody pointed out that Agent was willingly wearing amped PJs during the zombie's marathon.
Ooh, that's comfy.
So something happened between the zombie's marathon and now I'm running out of PJs no more.
Oh no, what happened?
Is it did PJs do something to you or did you do something to them?
Or did someone in PJs do something to you?
Oh no, he got hurt by a woman in PJs.
Oh no.
Now he never wants to see a PJ again.
I'm up.
You love PJs?
You love PJs?
You wear PJs?
I want all the matching PJs.
I don't wear them.
But you love them.
Why, why don't you, why don't you wear them?
That's not my thing.
Is that your thing?
Oh, my gosh.
OK, here we are.
What if we all get sweatpants?
Not PJs, sweatpants.
Cute, cute.
Sweatpants.
Cute.
Not PJs.
I thought that the sweatpants would be kind of a bomb.
Even gray ones, gray ones.
I thought about those.
It doesn't even look like sleep clothes.
Like joggers.
Joggers?
He said a wait stop, he actually looks sad.
But he actually got her by a girl in PJs.
Agent, no!
It's okay, Agent, we're here if you need us.
And that's why we will hurt her.
And that's why I left, I pivoted from PJs
and we went to sweatpants.
I know whatever happened to you,
I'm not gonna sit there and attack and ask you.
Listen, let's pivot.
Sweatpants, be me in the middle.
No, I'm already wearing some sweatpants.
No, but we can get matching ones.
We can get matching ones.
Because we've now found out the problem isn't the matching.
The problem is the fact that it's PJs.
Yeah.
So if we divert from PJs, we get sweatpants.
You would.
Sad you loved PJs.
Are they like Nikes?
They can be.
Nike?
They can be.
You want Nike?
Is that what you would want?
We get that right now.
I hate Nikes.
Oh man, I think all the stores are closed.
No, no, no, let me check if there's a Walmart open on the way.
Yeah, Walmart is a food business closed.
Yeah, this is a hot place.
It's the city that never sleeps.
Oh, look at that area. It's getting hot, ain't it?
It's 32 degrees. Goodness gracious, man.
I don't know. They said he's going to start speeding up and saying,
No, wait, there's a Walmart at the next exit.
Don't start pressuring us.
Yo, stop laughing at his trouble.
Agent, agent, agent.
Stop laughing at his trauma
So we do the sense of the switch in the big t-shirt
Big t-shirt
Big t-shirt it's a switch with slap. Let's get all of all get triple XL t-shirt oversized and and
You know, that's a good idea
What maybe that's like a day two thing
Right next to a Walmart in Asia,
we would all never hurt you
in Trouble Ices, I'll show it to your parents.
That's right, that's right.
We would only treat you with kindness.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm just gonna give you some tea time, shit.
How do you feel about tea time?
Did you miss an exit?
Okay, yeah.
Maybe there's a different Walmart.
Okay, let me check for a different one.
No, no, no, you didn't miss an exit,
you didn't miss, I promise.
No, no.
Did it say a mile earlier?
You did not miss an exit.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was an eight mile.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'm gonna do a stay on this shirt, right?
You're so good. I don't think so the time they go up time to go up
Die coke die coke is so good. I love that
Yeah, there's a fair you see the first yeah, this is fair for oh, yeah
Yo the black guy think for the 50 gift is
Thank you black guy black ass
I love you!
Big 5-0!
They would have been the kids with black eyes, so black eyes.
That's yeah.
Are you guys full from that meal?
I'm full because of the dessert.
I'm kind of full.
I'm just satisfied.
Like I'm cool.
Which makes me kind of tired.
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, no, no.
Listen, no, no, no.
You don't know me though.
You don't know me though.
I have a gear 1, a gear 2, and a gear 3, and a gear 4.
Thank God, bro.
My tired dealing with people that only got like two years from me.
Some people got like one gear and it's like bro, like they start yawning, game set match, wrap it up, short stream, you know, it's like super mickey, and now cause we're in Orlando, you know?
Yeah. In like 12 hour streams, I might gotta hit like third gear.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
You can do a lot, we got more hours to go.
Yeah, we got a long time to go.
Okay, okay, we'll see about that, we'll see about that.
Well, I need to edit your trick, like you're too kicking.
Good, good, we got plenty of those.
Yeah guys! Woohoo!
Emily's good to like, times it?
I'm good to like, like 132, yeah.
Yeah, then I'm like...
Emily's just fading though. You can't save it.
You can't save it.
Oh no.
I didn't use my hockey yet, Shat. I didn't use my hockey.
What's your hockey?
My hockey. I got Emperor's hockey.
Conqueror's hockey, all that shit.
Yeah, I know. I got observation hockey.
Okay, okay, okay.
Thanks for breaking that down for us.
I'm actually, I'm in the Amazonians learn from the woman I know.
They got all the hockey's.
I'm realizing they got hockey's.
And I'm like really learning my own hockey's.
I've been using hockey's without realizing I was doing it.
My Emperor's hockey, my Conqueror's hockey.
Is that cocaine?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about hockey's.
Like on the keyboard?
Okay.
Obvious.
Huh?
Stupid.
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Oh, would I?
Yeah, you probably would.
You probably wouldn't.
You wouldn't mind me.
If I'm like 80, like, dirt road, when I die, I want to be able to know what it feels like to do certain things, man.
Obvious.
When I'm 70 years old, I might do alarm one time.
Just once.
Would you do math?
Nah.
Math.
What?
I'm a heroine, heroine?
Would you do heroine?
See, I don't like needles, eh?
If I got to stab myself to get fried, I'm cool.
You're doing too much.
You do crack.
Crack cocaine, right?
You smoke crack, don't you?
I don't know.
With a bun?
Crack was crack cocaine.
Crack and cocaine different?
smoke crack I think cocaine is a
before we die we all try to check oh no we
don't oh what about lean can we try lean
you're the only drug I would want to try
acid okay you seem like an acid type of
nigga yeah like I feel like I'd have fun
on the ass this thing as soon as I can
acid type of nigga I know I would lose
I'll lose the plot if I did it so we
have to rooms now I want to try one
time but isn't shrooms like the same
thing as acid I think acid is stronger
You know my whole life I thought you smoked trunks.
Oh, we're...
I don't know how you know some trunks guys.
Bro, I locked out my room one day and I said Jordan what a fucking mushroom.
I'm like, what the fuck is that? It's like a trunks.
I'm like, well you eat that shit.
Oh, it actually is a mushroom?
Yeah, it's like putting in a burger or something.
You put it in food, you eat that shit.
I thought you smoked that mushroom.
I said.
You literally, it's an actual mushroom?
I think.
It's like a slice.
The actual mushroom?
You can put them up on the stove. I don't know what the fuck I wonder who like the first thing to find out what that was
Whoa
People can do acid in terms, but I
Unfortunately done both but only a tiny tiny tiny tiny assets
Tiny little bitch. Uh-huh. Yeah, because normally people do this thing. It's like a full tab
Yeah, but instead somebody coming off a tiny tiny tiny little corner and and I hated it
It's horrible.
Really?
You're not living until you try to crack it
when I'm naked through your day with it?
Oh!
That sounds like living to me.
That is a new care segment.
That's a great.
Crack segment.
First time doing crack.
This was a W drug promotion segment.
Uh-oh.
All right, guys.
Let's do fentanyl.
Dang.
I just heard that yawn.
I didn't.
I literally heard it.
You're singing.
I was breathing.
I heard you exhale with that yawn.
I was breathing.
I was breathing.
I was like, oh!
There's a guy in my chat named ILoveFent.
Every time he subs, I hate it,
because you have to yell it.
That's me.
You don't even get to just call him.
You're a fan.
Yo, you gotta say the whole name is disrespectful.
Okay.
Are you Jester Maxxing?
Yo, I don't even know what the fuck y'all be talking about.
Y'all talking about that shit, but stop saying that.
You fuckin' void moid?
Yeah, what does void mean?
Sounds like a slur.
Is it?
Sounds nice, man.
Void.
Void, you fuckin' void.
Aw, man.
I know you see me zooming through this middle lane.
Bitch ass, hoe ass, nigga.
Jester Maxxing.
We are Jester Maxxing.
Jester Goody.
I seriously don't I can't stop it. It's not that I'm tired. It's just naturally
She's a botch. I send us a bath. No, I don't know how to stop it. I think I want to go to the doctor about it
Oh, wait. Yeah
Stop it check look at a
I know
It's cars Disney
So there's gonna be cars at a Disneyland like cars movies
Wait, that was great
I
I
Hate the club
She's been having the most fun out of everybody!
She's been having the most fun out of everybody!
I don't like to go, I don't like to go,
but if I don't go, I'm fine.
That would be fun if there's like a,
is there like a clubbing scene here?
Like a bath hopping?
Oh really?
War hopping, clubbing, crime.
That could be fun.
You can shake our ass.
At the club.
You too, right?
Shake your ass.
Yo, look at that yo, hell no!
You're the fightin' of the Terrarium, gay!
Fuckin' cringe, gay. You're cringe!
Bro, stop it!
No! It's just fuckin' a-a-a-a-a, bro!
I thought it was a hip-song, Rach.
Fuck yo yo yo!
And how you a terrorist, gay?
Like, air-age?
Yeah, the one right there.
Hey Rach, that's my hip-song though.
You're actually like, you're actually fuckin' at your heart.
I fuckin' put you in there.
You're fuckin' air-age.
Fuck what air-age.
Yeah, but I guess I wasn't just a kid called me fat.
I
Oh
I don't give a fuck about all this buh buh buh buh.
I guess no fashion.
Yo, babe!
Tap it!
I feel made some shit.
I feel made some shit so I'm done.
You know what's also annoying?
My other favorite song is I like Shibuya by Ski and Ski Mask.
And I was listening to it and you're in the fucking music video!
It was calling me fat!
Yeah, she was calling you fat.
Yo!
You were calling me boycotting me?
Because you were calling me fat!
So I skipped the song.
But yeah, I like it.
I was like, I was right, you feeling me?
You boy got it right?
I'm not a boy mom.
But I'm not allowed to do that.
I was in a good mood with him making that shit.
So like, of course I'll do the fucking music video.
Get in.
Let me see your hands.
Who bring you outside of my land.
Y'all don't do that again.
I love that song.
Y'all, you know that shit.
I know we're feeling it.
Can we go and turn it on?
It's so good to do this.
I like it so much.
I'm a little body of a dick, I hit the stand
I'm crazy, I dance
Boom, boom, boom
Everybody cries out to stand
We don't feel like bones
No, no, no
We don't feel like fucking middlemen
Let me see your hands
Boom, boom, boom
I'm a little body of a dick
Hey!
You're in the middle, where you going?
What were you doing in the music video is standing there wait a swaggy
It's a full-time job
It was in shibuya while you
You out there just for that
Not asking them
18 hour flight to me
First of all, this is it.
I was slow, I was slow.
Scooby-Doo!
I was slow.
First of all, I was slow.
Business class?
It's annoying because I want to hate, but it was actually tough.
I liked the music video.
And then he started calling me fat.
And then I was like, I don't like the music video.
What are you doing out there?
Every day I have a concert out there.
I did a concert, I was streaming out there.
I remember the flicks he took out there, that's why.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's a gay, that's a gay shit.
You did it right?
You put the ampute on there.
Yeah, I did.
I remember that, yeah.
So you're friends with ski masks?
Yeah, this is my brother.
Wow!
Broward, baby.
Is this your brother?
Well, he's from Broward, too.
Oh, that's nice.
He was very nice.
He came into my chat one time.
Really?
Yeah.
I think he was trying to play this game or whatever.
And he was like, I don't know.
He's really nice.
That's a good dude right there.
That's a good dude right there.
That's a good fucking dude, man.
That's a good fucking dude right there, Shaq.
Good fucking dude.
What's this?
Oh, it's Shaq.
They gotta learn how to move, Shaq.
I got a long name.
Emily.
I got a star.
Like that.
Oh, hey!
Go ahead, little ya, pull the leg.
Like that.
Ah!
Okay.
So when it comes back, you gotta hit the...
Mm, you can do it.
You can do it. You can do it.
Mm. Give it to me.
Okay.
Mm.
Get it like, get it with swag.
Okay.
You let it flow.
You gotta let it be.
So like that.
Okay.
So when it spins back, I need some bang in me.
When it spins back, I need some bang.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
Hey chap, you know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I'll tell you what.
What are you doing here?
Let that shit go out in that shit.
Lie right here, lie right here, come on.
Wait a minute.
Lie down, lie down.
Lie down, lie down.
Lie down.
Look at that!
Hey!
Hey!
Yo, ready and go!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, buddy!
Right here! Right here!
Hey!
Right here!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Let it out!
Right here!
Right here!
Hey!
Go, Emily!
Hey!
Hey!
Is it a blazer?
It looks so cool.
Everybody here have a brown one.
Man.
Yeah!
Hey!
Okay, how do you think that?
So, we're gonna be in Broward,
and we're with the guys, this song, come on.
I need to see you a little bit.
Just let it go.
Please, I want to go so badly.
To the hood.
Hey, what's that?
I would have so much fun!
That's sad, that's sad.
No, no, you do- they're so nice at the hood.
You can play tonk.
I've never-
You remember!
Of course!
I remember you getting your ass beat!
Oh, yes.
Okay?
First of all, first of all-
It was like, I'm the best at the game, and then you lost.
No, I lost one guy.
I lost one guy.
you
you
you
you
you
It's a good life, dad, in the life I lived, when I thought that I was gonna go crazy.
And now my grandma and I, the only girl calling me, feelin' crazy.
And it's killing me now, but it's a way.
Hey!
Oh, you look like a man.
You look like a man.
You look like that.
You're like your fucking son.
You're barely on the beat.
Oh, baby.
Oh, yeah.
We're the best in the streets.
We don't need a double low.
We're being the flow.
Why you looking at me?
Why you hate not me?
You're basically a tasty bitch.
You love the boo-boo.
Love the boo-boo.
Love the hey!
You're a real boo-boo.
You're a real boo-boo.
You're a real boo-boo.
Now you're looking kind of funny.
You're basically crazy.
You're basically crazy.
Thank you
My blood is dancing to this shit.
I ain't sayin' I'm gonna take my drugs
I'm not a sensei, I ain't gonna make it love
So come get me a love, I ain't gonna get it rough
You call me a drug, bottle full of blood with money
I got things, I ain't gonna take it rough
I ain't not a sensei, I ain't gonna make it rough
So come and get me a love, I ain't gonna get it rough
You pull up a punch and it's gettin' some dope
I'm on a boat, 20 feet, 20 knots
And I drop next on the fucking train
Now they gonna show me love
When you shine like in my name in the house
Are they saying ew?
Why ew?
Are they saying ew?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I want a lady in the streets but I'm freaking a bitch.
Oh, it's the flowback!
I've heard this before.
What in the white world is this?
Hey now!
Hello,
Please, I'm such a beautiful man.
Ha ha ha ha,
I'm almost chasing the stars.
I'm shining so bright!
I've got somebody to love.
I've got somebody to love.
And my dream is to love.
I'm gonna make the love.
Hey!
Hey, it's my only chance.
Okay.
I only know this one.
Hey.
That's it, that's it!
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's basic knowledge.
That's basic knowledge.
That's basic knowledge.
That's basic knowledge.
That's basic knowledge.
You're asking basic knowledge.
That's basic knowledge.
What's the use for it?
What's the name of the song?
What's the story line?
You know about Rick Topman.
By round 20
you'll be cooked.
By round 20
I made the level around 120, what 3 days they sucked, they fucking sucked, we sucked their zombies, I was the fucking Terry, are you crazy?
Guys don't have a rectile dysfunction because of your anger.
That's not true, my shit's really hard right now.
What game is this?
Oh that's your partner by the way, so you said in 24 hours you could be with her and you bet a hundred on it?
Cod?
Yes I put a hundred fucking thousand dollars on that shit.
She doesn't even know if it's called duty or trouble.
No, it's a good boy.
All she got to do is stand the side of her map and keep dying.
I'll do it myself.
What did she ask? What did she ask?
Is it cod? Modern warfare 2?
Everybody knows the Infinity War game.
Everybody knows the modern warfare is don't have zombies in the gas triark.
Everybody knows that.
Listen, hold on.
How long did it take y'all to get to round 9?
Listen, how long did it take y'all to get to round 9?
I'm good.
Motherfucker, hey.
Hey, you don't answer the question!
Answer the question!
Answer the question!
I'm not gonna say you gotta get thrown on nine!
That's like, that's like saying,
How long did it take for you to reach out on nine?
That's like, that's like,
That's a fuck question!
I'm not gonna allow it to reach out on nine!
Put it in!
That's a question!
Long enough.
Who's having fun with us?
That's a fuck question!
We're making content!
Who's focused on the content?
We did seven!
The first few days we focused on the content!
We did seven!
Check!
Best of not, Chad!
We had beer, steak, and we did gaming!
That's a run!
These two niggas,
it took them days to pass like Ron's time game.
Well, I'm fucking fine. Yeah, Ray's is flexing his one two memories that he has on the promise right now, bro
Name five perks chugger not speed cola double attack
Oh
Oh
Name three gumballs nigga, whoa, that's like black ops three game
I have all these hours
I got your love at 46 or like like four years ago with some
12 ass niggas.
Yo Jack, do you have that brand that keeps his past
achievements?
Nigga, you're not that guy anymore.
You're not that guy anymore.
Oh, I used to get, I used to get new quarter time.
I used to get new sort of money.
Yeah.
We gon' put money on it.
We gon' put money on it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Right now, the fuck is that?
We just established order rules so you don't cheat
because I know you were cheating type of nigga.
We'll put the money in that scroll so you don't hold me because you're holding type of niggas.
A hundred fuckers.
A hundred fucking hell-luckin' on them.
Are you crazy?
You're not doing that.
Especially with Emily, bro.
What am I not doing?
She's giving me a date to do it about Savannah.
She don't even got a fuck.
She don't even got a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
AJ, AJ, you must not like us with the traitors, okay?
We went on different consoles.
We were in the church on a true segment.
Do a true segment.
Do a true segment.
You're not like that, bro.
I don't give a fuck what you're talking about.
I was playing zombies when you were fucking emo!
You couldn't do that shit!
You couldn't do that shit bro, you couldn't do that shit!
You don't fucking emo sling shit!
I don't care how many slurs you set on Cobb, that shit will not carry you today.
You cannot, you cannot get to round 50 in 20 while you could not do it.
You can't do it bro.
I'm telling you with confidence, you could not do it.
With Emily at the corner, you could not do it.
You couldn't do it.
Fuck it, fuck it.
I don't know.
No, Emily, Emily, it's not because you would be bad, I think you would learn.
Yes it is.
But he, it has...
It is.
She's gonna...
This nigga's doing fucking 2k fucking videos. This motherfucker was email trying to be fucking cool
Right skateboard bus and fucking ass nigga
I
Can't name two more players
I'm pressing you guys by the way.
That guy?
Yeah, I'm not.
Yo, yo, yo.
He ain't fucking anything, yeah.
These fucking floys are raising my cortisol levels, bro.
I'm gonna fucking fry right now, man.
You were gonna lock David.
Don't worry about it.
You were gonna lock David.
You letting cortisol levels go high?
Fuckin' spike, just because you can't even fucking slice.
I'm gonna let it stress you out, bro.
So what's gonna happen on hour 20, and it's just already fucking gone, nigga?
Since I got a solo carry, I gotta use the fucking I-stab.
That's not my fucking fucking stab.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I got an I-stab, that shit.
The I-staff is your favorite one for that round?
No, my favorite... my favorite...
Staff is the winstaff. That's my favorite one.
But I gotta use the I-staff, because the I-staff is literally the fucking strongest staff
to get in the fucking game, nigga!
Everybody know that. Fuck!
Everybody know that dickhead.
Fuck on her!
That's obvious, nigga!
Bro, you're fucking... you're fucking common knowledge.
You're not slow-wish, man!
I've been at shit for five years, but I still remember that shit!
You flex common knowledge, bro.
What?
Press him with...
Oh, you mean to let aim out?
Oh, he swiped it, he swiped it.
Fuck is that?
Press him with this, gangie.
Oh my god.
You could not do it if you wanted to brag.
I'm so confident.
I would I would
There's no fucking talking to you, man.
There's no fucking body talking to me, nigga.
There's no fucking way to fuck with you.
Look at that.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
You look like this, nigga.
You're playing no fucking games, nigga.
Rage, look at that photo.
That's before you found streaming.
Before you became performing.
Rage, look at that photo.
Yeah.
Now the person's going to fucking own you
when you don't beat that challenge, pussy.
You fucking challenge.
It took you fucking four days to reach level 10, nigga.
Fuckin' bot! You're fuckin' bot!
Beat the fuckin' bot!
Beat the challenge up!
You're a bot!
I thought you called him because you're a fucking slut!
Show me your tight! Show me your tight!
I'm gonna fuck the whore! Fuck!
You have a fucked car!
That was very productive, guys.
That was great.
He's not doing challenge.
He couldn't be a butler.
Emma, that gives you 20k to go.
Bar! You get 20k, you get 20%
20k you get 20% you don't have to say Emily.
Word, all you gotta do is stop them from getting that ice staff.
All right you get 20k you heard?
Really?
Okay.
Emily, 20k is a lot of money, Emily.
I don't know.
Yeah, pretty good side.
Do you want to leave the mic in here?
Yeah, you can leave the shit in here, yeah.
Wow, awesome.
That was awesome guys.
Yeah, my mic is in there, everybody's mic-ing there?
Yeah.
Thank you.
What's wrong with this thing?
What's he doing?
Someone said, what is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
It's perfect.
Ray hits Matt and I'm like, wow.
I think he's practicing Ray.
He's so mad.
He's actually so...
What are you doing, son?
Over here?
My quarters all levels with Spike, Shaq.
It's Spike, my shit.
Fuckin' foys. Fuck.
Whoo!
That took a lot, that took a lot of me, gang. I used my, I used mad fucking vocal chords, gang.
Fuck, I gotta recharge.
Gotta hit gear, too.
chur's cheers to gear 2 chur's chur's
oh what the fuck is this paragraph rage was big jester going in when a
couple of foids came in please can this what is this game what is this game what
What is this game?
What do you think is eating chicken while I'm getting my coat of all levels fucking spiked through the fucking roof?
Hello?
My door locked.
Are you okay in here?
Fuck y'all want.
Oh, we just wanted to say hi.
Everybody's going to check on you, right?
So no, I'm healing.
Are you okay?
I'm perfectly fine.
I just hit gear two.
Your eyes now look.
You got a little water in your eyes.
I got it. I'm hitting gear to a game. Okay. I just did a church. What's that? I just use mad I just use mad vocal cord
Oh, who shot this? Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I don't like that you smile and when I'm my quarters all over to get his spike right there
I mean, I'll feel like brought less than I would be scared of no-nick or nothing fuck
Fuck the line backer fuck out of fucking line backer
My gear too, bro, I use mad vocal chords out there, bro. I'm gonna hit my gear to
They know they know
Because when you when we're talking about it, they're like yeah solo big they know I can do it for a solo
But since it's you and you added more zombies, you're not gonna add to the wait
They think I can't do it. Yeah, oh my life
You verbatim said even though she's never played the game. You didn't care you could still carry
So I mean I can't it would it would be a problem for you, obviously
I will do it in 24 fucking hours
That's easy, so wouldn't be a romper.
No, fucking would it?
Here's the thing, by hour 18 you retire.
You retire in first year.
There's a good chance you're gonna be strong.
You gotta understand, I'm a Pokemon shiny hunter.
I'll sit down again for a fucking three day
trying to catch a fucking shiny Pokemon,
fuck zombies nigga, zombies.
Look at that, you got 24 hours.
Now I'm telling you, hour 18 ain't nothing.
Right.
Hour 18, I'm chilling nigga.
All right, fuck.
When you hunting for shiny, it's gonna flip.
You got 24 hours.
Come on gang, you're gonna flip.
I could go the whole day doing the same shit
for hours, hours, hours, hours.
That's mindless activity.
What are you talking about script?
Running running running training zombies for hours is way more fun to show off your fucking DS for fucking 20 hours in the world
Listen listen listen Emily look gang look look look when the day for Connie none that's wrong shit
I don't go fucking troll
over no just me the absolute asshole check chat you think I'm like I'm not
gonna yell at Emily right yes no a lot
I saw how passionate you get.
Obviously, if she's feeling you have to be really nice or you can't yell her.
I'm a team player again.
I'm a fucking team player where she get down on a revival.
Am I stuck on my fucking upgrades or am I gonna shoot?
I ain't gonna go there and just fucking shoot again.
We've been there before.
It took y'all many, many times.
I know you've been there many, many times.
Good luck with that.
Which sound again?
The ice sound?
Is that what you're getting?
I don't even like that one.
I gotta use it.
Fuck it.
I like my win.
I can't wait for him to run around
traiting the zombie and screw you up
while leveling these down.
That's gonna be great.
That's gonna be fun.
I want you all to understand, agent.
Imagine you're a racer.
Okay?
You're a racer, gang.
You're a racer.
Imagine niggas that never race.
They race probably one time
trying to tell you about fucking rac-
You sound retarded.
You sound fucking retarded, nigga.
You understand?
I'm paying my file, 11 years old.
Maybe I got a decade on zombie's, nigga.
Right, now, imagine a racer that was driving
a toy car with their 11, still running about racing.
It could be 20, just 20.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Fuck, loser, you ain't no funny, nigga.
I forgot her.
He's kind of shirtless.
He's so bad.
You do, you do, you do, for a fraction of it.
All right, bro, let's settle down, man.
Obviously, you're overconfident and arrogant
in your beliefs.
Nah, that's just, but, straight confidence.
At the end of the day, you got to prove that.
Straight fucking confidence, nigga.
That's just what it is, bro.
well listen, listen
let's calm down
I said we're on the topic of gaming, listen
okay, just make sure to keep it up
listen, since we're on the topic of gaming
let's hop on the game
I'm not a player, I'm not a game player
you should hop on the game
I'm being honest
let's hop on a four player game
what the fuck game, you doing what I'm saying?
then let's hop on the gaming already
everybody get their desks
mellow up
we hop on the discord
you hop on the fucking game, man
fuck
Yes, my cortisol levels are fucking spike right now. I need fucking lower and they're they fucking yeah
Yeah
Big girls up fucking talking they're gonna get time to crash again. Okay, chill
What fucking bot keep talking game
Wait, what you're talking about no when and zombies
Bro, take your weak hands. I ain't worried about that.
You know what's crazy? They know not to give me the weak.
Have you been elderly?
Yeah, I've been elderly. The first two days it came out.
What the fuck? What the death counter?
What was the death counter?
On which one? The DLC or the first elderly?
Main to main to main.
I want 20.
150?
Isn't he good at elderly? I'll do it.
Ooh, okay, Rach.
What's the only uptime?
only uptown I hate what was my only uptown I'm here I only played it one
time I didn't try to like beat times I'll play one time I go I'm dead
out like okay okay you can't tell me you beat your
The two and a half hour video the two and a half hour that's my first time playing it, bro
Are you playing a couple times?
Because I didn't beat it the first time I played it. Yeah, I got sick of that shit
So the hour of our first time be there did it 60 minutes
60 minutes
You know fuck up my face
I don't need you to tell me that
I'm gonna do what I want to do a nigga fuck
Yeah
I'll do what I want to do it
One day
It's easy, right?
Huh?
Emily, wait, wait, wait, wait
You're gonna be scared of me
You're not scared of me
No, of course not, Reggie
You know
Okay, let's pretend that we're about to beat it and then I have to like kill us whoa whoa
Whoa, what do you mean about to beat it if we get if we get to the point where we at level 20 when I die
There ain't no dying
The level 20 there's no death signal. I mean you could die, but do we die?
We're not gonna go
What if I purposefully like die next to you see you're not playing that it was a combined train
You know your train gets messed up then you die.
What if she creates a crawler and crawler makes the way to you and you strip her and you trip on that.
Oh my god.
You play Call of Duty though.
You play Call of Duty.
Do you have me mixed up with someone?
Wait.
She has no idea about a dead ass.
She dead ass play Edelman and she's one of my legends.
She won the legend in Mario Kart and she will be thinking about
she won the legend in the way.
And Super Mario.
All right.
And you should see it, Rach.
I play games with Emily.
Once Emily gets stuck on not wanting to play a game anymore.
She doesn't want to play it.
She'll got a choice.
And she'll be fucking tied up to that fucking show.
Oh, you think I'll be tied up to that fucking show?
I don't believe the moment she gets tired of dealing with
the bulletin before she's done.
She did have done.
We can do it, Rach.
Don't.
Yes.
They're not telling the truth, right?
You called me to do it properly, because you could kill me.
No, no, no, no, no, you could carry.
Carry.
Carry.
Yeah, you could carry.
Yeah, you could carry.
I get to fucking settle, today.
You're gonna fucking game?
I'm trying to lower my fucking cortisol levels, and you sitting behind me not holding
the whole thing.
What are you talking about?
Wait, are you gonna touch this?
Nah, I never tried it.
I mean, I tried it for fun.
Oh, you're a touchy demon.
Yeah, I like touchy.
It's about to be the most boring gameplay ever I ain't gonna do no cute shit. I'm doing the same shit over and over
When the panzer comes same shit over and over
That's gonna be the only hard shit
That's gonna be the only
So you and I got so much more panzers. Yeah, so much fun. Oh man, when there's the robot, dude
Amazing amazing, that's gonna be awesome. I'm worried about a fucking robot. Fuck nigga. Fuck right
Oh, man, please get that clip so I'm please save that as the first half of the editing when he gets stomped on
On a good ass run too, bro, hate that nigga. I'm gonna see the fucking light under this fucking shoot that bitch
I'm gonna go inside nigga fuck
What?
Come on, man
Round 50 is actually easiest fuck for you ready? I know bro. They don't know what they talking about
They don't know what the fuck they talking about, bro
No, it's not like you're so confident that maybe we can do it.
Nigga, I can't, bro.
You sound very confident.
I don't really understand, Emily.
I've done that shit with four people, which is four times as obvious, and they suck.
Nigga, nigga, suck.
And you did round 50.
We done 72, 60, all type of shit.
Sure, we had to get to round 50.
But I began bored, so like, I'll play one time, and I'm out of this shit, and I'll
get back to the next day or some shit.
Ah, he gets bored.
OK.
So 24 hours, though.
Straight.
Wait, I think we could actually, you saw-
I know, I'm not worried, man.
There's money on the fucking floor,
I'mma pit that shit up, man.
You might as well walk on a date now, obviously,
because they're still coming in.
There's money on the fucking floor,
there's fucking zombie, I'm pit that shit up,
I'm fucking spank you in the fucking face
with the fucking hundred bands, nigga.
Now, please get out of the way.
What day are we thinking?
I'm actually free a lot next week specifically
in your first week of March.
So I think we just do it sometime done.
Oh, you two look.
That was a vote of no comfort.
We booked we booked next week. We got to figure out a date
Practice a little anyway
I'll put in some practice hours
No, we didn't practice before what he said was it took us seven days to work asked we'd be played for first time
You didn't practice at all.
Oh, really?
OK, then I won't practice.
I'm going to practice better.
Emily, you're good, bro.
Thank you.
You don't need to practice.
You're good.
Thanks.
I agree.
You're good, Elm.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, just caring.
I know he's not.
That's why we're getting a day game.
Because he knows any more than that.
For show up.
Right now, he's like, ah, it's possibly up.
Any more than a day is up, up.
So he's not, you feel me?
He's not stupid.
He's a smart nigga.
Can I just say a crazier number originally?
I think you said like you can do it sooner than that.
I said fuck no, you said it was a one day,
I could get you a one day and you get it.
Yeah, what you said, bro?
I don't remember that.
Why you went, bro?
What's the question again, bro?
The question again, my cortisol levels are dropping.
They've been dropping?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cortisol, huh?
Cortisol levels is dropping.
Well, this next game.
That's a stress hormone.
That's a stress hormone.
We're uh, we're aware, we know what we're talking about.
Fucking four is just fucking stressing me, Chad.
God damn.
What are you just stressing on, man?
What's going on in your stress?
And I ain't doing so much to mark, right?
Thanks, man.
I literally just said it.
You didn't go to fucking college!
I went to college!
You have to fucking fake university!
OK, I can't fake you.
Are you a fucking, yo, you niggas a fucking retort,
I'm with the college longer than this nigga, nigga, fuck.
Me?
Yeah, you.
I was there for three years.
I was there for four.
Honors roll over here?
Honors roll every year.
Yeah, we're going deans list.
Honors, honor roll in the dean's list.
Honor roll in the university?
What are you talking about?
Dean's list.
Deans list.
Deans list.
What?
Deans list.
Oh, not like that list, though.
Florida, Atlanta, university, yes.
They got FAU and they got Go Owls and they got the fuck.
Like they say FAUs is for fake-ass university.
Fake-ass university.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
You haven't a a doesn't matter nigga. You thought you'd call communications. She said engineer
But every nigga that's really college out of a a nigga
Yeah, and there's levels to the shit
I got computer science. What are you talking about?
computer science
What are we talking about?
Good for you. How many languages you learn?
I didn't have to take Spanish and I don't have to take languages my
I'm free to do my homework to see like we stand and I drop and I drop on my fourth year
I don't think I'm gonna make anything what I program the robot. I never program in game in high school
You program to make it drive around a track. I don't know how you did engineering game computer engineering is
and drop that shit.
I got my GD at 21.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna say hello.
Ha ha.
That's high school?
Yeah I'm going to finish.
I'm just doing judge.
Judge.
W language.
Judge.
Alright so are you guys ready to mount your friends?
Oh my god.
Wait 20 minutes that's gonna get your quarters all back up. Oh my god. Okay. Can we
Mount your friends
Well, are you spiking about shit right now?
Like I'm not even sure if I should have raised him.
Fuck you, yo, nigga.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Hey, that's a horrible one.
What was that?
What was that?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hey!
Hey, that's a bad clip!
No, no, no, no.
Hey, you didn't hear!
You made it!
You made it!
That wasn't weird!
No! I'm fucking weird!
No! I'm not!
That's not a clip! That's not a clip!
No! That's like the worst thing you could have said!
What?!
Oh, shit!
Nobody talks like that in that way!
There's no agent!
No, I'm not!
No, that's no!
No, you dragged that!
You dragged that!
It's like the way you did it, it's like you turned around and you screamed it!
You screamed it. No nobody talks like that what you thinking and I look down
Look down at what?
Oh
Nobody thought like that
No, no, no
The W volleyball joke
Bro
She got to be fake laughing
That sounds pretty natural to me.
I'm sorry, okay.
No one has ever laughed like that.
And then Barnes and Johnson, you're on a scene clip, bro.
What?
You can do that?
You don't do that?
No.
How do you get your links?
I'm copying link address in the case.
That's the one lady.
Who's that?
The, um, who?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The famous one?
Yeah, yeah.
And then she's like bring your bring your yeah, yeah
You got it. You got to come with my hand. Yeah. Yeah
You see
Oh, no, please do that again, please I need it on any drop please I'm spiked I'm fucking spiked game
Fuck.
Thank you man, I appreciate it.
Oh wow, your tracks are like really big.
Man, I could tell you work out.
I could tell when you squat,
you put a lot of weight back here.
I bet you're really stressed during the day, huh?
A lot of weight on your shoulders.
Fucking foils would be fucking stressing me, gay.
Yeah.
I completely understand that.
I think you're just as pushy.
You got a lot of knots in here too, dude.
Yeah, it was a fucking car segment, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
We're about to hop on gang you have the Raptors are going crazy
No, no, they've been going to clear you a VIP every came all so you know how it is man. Yeah
Wait wait who you think winning a 2v2 that's be at a BI and and show what's it blow real up or play Thompson in medicine
I got clay in man game
Bro, make some drop it off fucking clay time then make the saline fucking six foot
Nigga, fuck it's not about the women's about which guys better the guys can carry right yeah, but yeah
I know how guys are yeah, they don't get it
They don't get a boys the ball and girls gonna take them on let them have a shot like four inches on the nigger
He hits he's contested shots regularly, and I'm not a lot of clay don't be it no more
What what's gonna happen?
I don't know all day. What's gonna happen with clay is on the left side past it to the right side of the make the set
What the fuck low we're gonna do she literally you can touch them all
How should I go touch the body she's gonna pass it on?
But what is clay gonna be I gonna run away the man even if Megan is down you collapse as it traps
Yeah, what's he gonna do clay?
B.I. Does collapse and double B.I. That's like six to like pretty
Come on, bro. What are you going to try?
I'm not going to let you go.
What are we going to talk about?
Really?
And Clay Thompson is not a slouch.
Yeah, those are two good defenders.
What are we going to talk about?
Yes, ladies.
Hello, males.
Hi.
Would you like to play High-Stake Uno or Game?
We could do both.
Okay, maybe Uno first.
High-Stake Uno.
What's the difference between High-Stake Uno and Game Uno first?
Okay, we can't do Uno first because Emily's going to go to sleep during the
game this evening.
What are you guys doing?
We got a game.
Get out of the game.
High-stake one. What's the difference?
You're a fucking gamer you had it so much. Oh my god
Okay, like a filter, okay, like the blacks are black. Yo shit is clear. Yeah, what the fuck they first time ever cleaning glasses
Joe what the fuck?
They're in my comp, they're in my comps I made you.
There you go buddy.
Clean your glasses it's clear.
No they get far so quick I'll be forgetting that I need to clean them bitches bro.
So I'm just used to seeing like that. It's like a filter.
It's like I got the vintage filter on these shits.
Yeah that's good too.
So are we doing it or are we not?
I think we should game first.
Gaming?
Yeah you're gonna love it.
Emily wants to UNO.
Why don't we do UNO first?
Oh, she's going to sleep with me first.
Yeah, bro.
No, no, no.
I'm like, I'm like, she's...
Why are you still...
Tell me who's good.
She's told you to come in here.
So let's do UNO.
Why?
What?
Somebody didn't download the games?
Yeah, I don't know.
So I'm gonna...
What's the reason?
Why are you guys hiding the reason?
I don't know the reason.
But I know they were just like,
UNO badly.
And then you're talking.
I mean, I want to play a little chat, but...
Let's game first.
Gaming?
How long are we gaming?
I mean, it's good for you.
Until we're bored.
work okay that's fair yeah we can do when poker other nights that's true we
do have a many days to go tonight wait wait why are you getting there you
don't lay in three days early the fuck you work out oh it's midnight gang damn
there we have all the time who's stopping us
First
Wait, what time do you have to do
Extra lifts y'all can help each other on certain things. I need help on she want a bigger gap
And what are you trying to work on?
I know I was a honest question
What are you
Just like
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
So like, I realized I was way too worried about cutting, like, the number down, like, weight.
When the reality is that, like, I've been weightlifting for a while, so that doesn't make any sense to do what I do.
It's like, your body mass index. Like, how much your fat is versus, like, your muscle.
I could do that.
So you're trying to cut?
Yeah, in tone.
That's it.
No!
Hey, there's Neaton.
Yeah, she's, uh,
Sponsored by the way.
Wow.
before me you can't say cat you can't say cat that's not cat no no no no no no
congratulations on you I've been on the list I've been on the list he was on a
first news I think the first human being the first human being to react to it
on the first there was not a single human that we have to do anything before me
Do you know what I know that I got it before you it's cuz I remember the first ever mad post of somebody made in wire
Jesus
How the fuck they said
It's cuz I was afraid that was a fuck with me gang
I was a fucking thing. It was fucking fuck on me. Yeah, they sit in this club. So I was sitting there fucking back
Who's the first you were like second and third
In this course, so I ain't think it's good. It's great. I mean like sometimes just second nut hit better than the first
That's 1,000% true in fact almost 100% true for me in my experience. Okay, and you know I did in the day
It's all personal. Yeah all subjective. So, you know, that's not the word objective
It's all objective correct. No, I was living the first I remember their first video
I just I probably upload on YouTube. I was the first motherfucker to watch this it
We see y'all one time and then everybody came back. So well honestly they came back
We just
That's probably gonna bother Nick now in the game
Yeah
What time do you actually have to be at the gym?
Why you Jim I like react to some shit?
Maybe I'll just sit in my chair
Right cortisol cortisol is lower when you start the day like you were fresh energize like I just did something and now I'm ready to go
Conquer yeah, usually when I react I feel like that I do too. Yeah, thanks. It's a reaction
I made some bangers right now. Wait on me. Yep. I get some good YouTube videos and shit. Oh, yeah
Like a little workout. Yeah, but reacting is very
Workout, yeah, your brain is a muscle game
Like you have to have a good reaction you got to make sure everybody's really tuning in and stuff like that
So you say what do you say like it's harder than being a teacher, bro?
We're at this part of our job to play a big
Hardish
Astronauts that they got it so scientists and all the shit fucking service. They just do first in Miami in the summer
You didn't imagine what it was like like they don't know what it's like to react to a UDY video so hard
You can't have the wrong take
For her it's like 40 minute video three hour reaction. She really
I don't know so there's put numbers like that
I remember one time you were waiting to call me to see what I thought about it
and it took an extra hour and a half.
And then you go, damn, sit on it.
I thought she did two segments before.
Rage loves starting on this gaming mode.
nigga, I was the first one on it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I said, yo, Chad, you're Rage.
Gaming isn't good until today.
And they all said gaming?
They didn't ask, well, you gotta lock in, bro.
For real.
They were confused why I added the G and Y or G, bro.
Yo, yo, am I?
I think we just, yo, just fuck all the gaming
and shit that we've been doing
just for a second.
Just fuck gaming and drone, man.
I'll just do this shit off stream.
Yeah, I think you were angry.
Because you think of all these games to play,
we play all these games just for them to still type,
dot, dot, dot game.
I think we're done.
Just do what I'm saying again.
Fuck it.
Just do that.
Just no point.
Just no fucking point.
You know what I'm saying?
So I guess you guys are gonna play poker now?
Poker?
Whatever.
Wait, wait.
Why can't we play the game?
We can.
We should.
Yeah, I think you guys should definitely play the game.
But I think they wanted to play poker.
And Aja is under the guise that you guys can do both.
But you can't.
So aren't every guy standing for what we can?
Who's that one?
No, we can't, bro.
You're on again.
Let's just play games. We can't do both. It's not in discord. Can we have a curfew? Hello?
Yeah, we got a curfew. No we don't. It's not that early. Yo gang. Yo gang.
You say it as long as you do it before we leave, right?
What? What? Oh, she's cooked. Dude, what before we leave? Oh my god. Oh, wow. Okay. All climbers?
Are we in a different place? Uh-huh. Oh, go to the gym. Sure. Yeah, sorry. We're the only two people not affected.
I try to block that out of my mind that I have to do it tomorrow. I don't remember, but it's okay.
Why don't you want to do your gym shark partner?
Why don't you want to work out for your foot up to do a gym shark?
I would love to do a gym shark partner.
Imagine your ad is working out, gang.
Like what?
I was going to do it anyway.
We love working out.
And we actually love gym shark, freaking love gym shark.
Some of us don't appreciate what we have, you know, until it's gone, until it's
gone.
Noted.
You can come back in the clip.
like Adidas. I had to do the same thing early when he was along with Jordan. I did ask for
a kid. I did ask for a kid. I was crazy. I did it. I just came back from the event,
Yeah
Hey, some of y'all I never had an uncle before it shows in three tweets
Your uncle was wearing pajamas
Oh, Capitamos on what he did it
Oh, no
I tell you my fucking trauma
Huh, we used to do we used to do matching PJs when I was in Atlanta
And I would go over and we would play like racing sims together in my division
to an apex in fortnight and like we never sort shit out because shit I always hated that shit so we just played out ball and shit and then
One time we did Christmas together and then as a joke he bought the matching PJs, but then we were like, ah
What if we put them on and then we put them on and then we were kind of like damn
Okay, we kind of look good and we started to feel ourselves and shit like that but then like yeah, I live
So this niggas are trauma wait am I your trauma did I cause your trauma? Oh, could you took me away? Yeah
Is that why you just send my tone package?
Until I left face
It's a combination
You know, I love you more
I'm not a homemaker
I
Who speaking of that let's bring peer-to-peer back people want my trilogy. Yeah, like what's going on game?
Die four years ago. Yo, like brother like imagine peer-to-peer now all the shit going on
I'll be gone crazy. They could bro podcast something because humans suck me. They schedule around human podcasts and guests sucks
Niggas come late and don't show up come five hours late
Reschedule last minute then I nuked my whole fucking schedule. What what if it's even just y'all to just talking about topics
Even the YouTube video to my top is scary. We needed y'all inside bro. A lot of stupid motherfuckers giving advice in the rain
I don't need their insight. I think everybody just wants John's insight. People miss John. John is Pete. John is Pete
Basically, bro growing up man like pajamas is fire, bro. It's just a bad comfortable shit like that
You know, it's just throwing some PJs you ready to go to bed stuff like that
And then you know, I grew out of them and I thought what I don't need the PJs no more
You know until a tall brown man named Niko Omelana
The youtuber. Oh, yeah, okay, and we're Niko Niko
Essentially like I just uh, you know, he said you put these on we're gonna shoot a video and
I made it to the finals and lost and I thought that's cool
Cuz everybody loses and I did it a second time and I lost again
And then I did it third time and I lost again every time I put on pajamas
I just lose to nico on the lawn. I saw I don't want to put on pajamas because I'm gonna lose
You don't even hear them. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So I'm not wearing no more
Every time you know, you know the zombies marathon. Yes, the last time I want
In the first couple days
So, you know, I just want this to go well
So it's actually like bad luck. It's the worst luck
If I put on pajamas again, we're gonna get doxed and fucking swatted today.
That's kind of like his daily shirts.
Yeah, I have cursory too.
Daily shirts.
So my daily shirts are your pajamas.
But yet your aim is his.
My aim better.
It's dateable.
That's kind of like Cody's number eight was 24.
Yeah.
Subjective.
That's true.
That's true.
Can I ask you a question?
Long time, the real shit ever have you ever once switched over to
No, you're probably gonna leave him right now, so
I
Just like that, you know
Yeah, um
Do you want to boost?
Tell my weed
Bro, no, are you we're talking about vitamin D? Yeah, we were just talking about
Gears and shit. Yeah, we're talking about some books some drugs. I don't know. Come on. Yeah, you should know
Need a boost energy get lit on this game. Okay. Well you got in your hand
Yeah, but typically the best boosts are outside cocaine
No, he knows about that not a user at all you tell me about that shit. No, well, no, I didn't tell him about cocaine
He told me about cocaine. Oh cocaine breaks. There's like a zero percent chance aim would learn cocaine from you definitely be the other way
around
I teach him about cocaine bro and anybody say yo, you should try this shit. It would be fucking all it would
Bro
I would never tell you to try cocaine. What do you think the girlies are doing right now?
I'm probably fucking doing their fucking you guys are still here
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
I will take a day off.
What is he doing, bro?
What's happening?
I will 10000% take a day off.
That's not what I expected.
They run an anesthesia.
I'm trying to boost real quick.
I'm gonna go check on Senna.
Grab the phones.
Yeah.
You can either switch to their mjast or grab the phone and bring them with us
I do want to see what Senna's doing real quick, so do you Geo or you know what?
Cool, let's switch to Senna real quick
Wait, where's your shit?
My what?
Just go on there
Oh yeah
Which injustice you want?
Senna, whatever one's live
She can't get all of them live
I think she's just Senna
What is this?
Hey, why are you...
What do you have?
No, no, no, no, I'm not...
I
Yeah, but I don't you think I'm a nerd
You travel with a fucking nebulizer yeah, because I could dance
That's the worst vocal cords.
That's the dorky shit.
I'm already crying.
You know we have nebulized my voice.
What are you doing?
I have to nebulize what?
What does that mean?
Well, I have to nebulize my vocal cords
sometimes so I
will put it like this or that way.
Oh, does she check it? Does it help?
Yeah, cause I lose my whistle easy.
Can you apologize for smacking my corners at all levels?
No, because I asked the chat what I mean and then they said, no sir, you weren't mean enough.
So why?
Listen to them.
You're fucking listening to them.
Listen to them.
And there's a lot of YRG chatters that came over too and they said I should have just
been meaner.
Yes, because they want to rage me.
Okay.
Wait, are you going to try with that?
Yeah.
You know, it's...
Can you locate what's in there and get fucking fraud?
It's a...
No, it's...
It's water vapor.
I'm just so confused that like the assortment of things happening on those two things right there
Oh, it's because I brushed my teeth earlier
Yeah, it's just like flying around, huh?
Well, yeah, but I was just gonna rush and I had to get stuff, I had to get stuff going
This is very cozy, I love the crisps
Yeah, sometimes it's
It's good for strong bags
I'm scared that I want to do a marathon this year, but if I do it I have to get the machine that lays next to me
Why is it called Ash Ketchum?
Why does it sound like Ash Ketchum?
That's so sweet. We love everyone.
You didn't see when I was going,
Hey, Ack, let me get a chop cheese the Ackie way
and then somebody edited it because it looks like Ash Ketchum.
Yeah, I did.
You did it in this post?
Yes.
Wait, so...
You got to try to have that voice.
No, why is it you?
No, but it prevents it from getting worse.
Oh.
So, like, I...
Like, fix it, it's up for credit.
So like, when in time, so I'm yelling like this,
I can use this and then it helps it.
It's for asthmatics who delivers for her vocal cords.
No, it actually delivers moisture to your vocal cords,
so it's good to use when you're talking.
It's actually good.
Do you think that one of those for cortisol's?
Not gonna take, it'll drop on the floor.
No, I think you should take fentanyl for that.
Fent, our favorite.
Have you taken fentanyl before?
No.
You've been talking awful a lot about it.
Fent.
Wait, what are we doing now?
Sorry, I'm taking an hour.
Fent?
Yeah.
I
What?
There we go, there we go.
Why won't it hurt you?
No, no, no.
I really like it.
No, no, no.
You're really nice to me.
You think you don't like dick?
No, I don't like it.
I like it.
No, they say...
Okay, not really about it.
They just say nothing about it.
See?
Fuck.
Fuck.
They aren't really something.
Shut up.
She basically just cuddled with dick last night.
You don't take that?
Before we take that?
Hey, Hems.
Great, looking down for us always.
I've always.
Oh my god.
You can't push him.
All that damage is not there.
Okay.
That was nice. I guess we'll just get to sit here.
Oh.
Wait, really?
Is it time?
What the f*** are you doing?
Oh my god.
Isn't that a hot safe room out there, you need to check it.
I'm going to find my car.
Car, are you?
Oh f***, it's hot.
Yeah, it's hot safe room, right?
It's brick and shit.
It's off.
It's extremely brick out there.
Where are you going?
I'm going to check the door.
Oh f***, you're going to check it.
Oh f***.
Oh f***.
Yeah, it's hot safe room right?
It's brick and shit.
Oh
Fucking
Shit everyone's everyone's pissed off. Oh shit. I didn't know that everyone's pissed off. Oh shit my fault
Yeah
Everyone's like, hold and fix the mic, because you're over there pauling it like it's fucking
candy.
When my cortisol is spiked, I get confused, man.
You're taking that, Amy?
But you have the question mark there.
I feel like, Amy, don't fit in there no more, bro.
Tell them.
You can tell them.
They're not a single competitive game that you're high school over them yet right now.
So fuck off.
Put it on God.
On God.
On God.
What competitive game you play right now?
Huh?
Yeah, we got a game.
No, no.
What happened to Poodle Jacket?
We have to discuss about boost.
Let's take a boost.
Five minutes, five minutes, five minutes, eight!
Fucking nosy pants, the fuck, man.
Nosey as shit. Nosey as fuck.
Where should we...
You think we could both fit in here?
On some gangster shit? Or should we not?
Oh, no, we're not fitting.
We're not fitting.
You think?
uhhhh
Fucking what I got a wedgie by pants my boxes is writing up my fucking thoughts
Was there a lighter right there? Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fire. All right. Who go first?
I'll go first cuz my box is are writing up my thoughts
Yeah
Oh
But like you see it if we like this. Yeah, and then we're like we'll leap
Take my phone out to my phone. I'll real quick
Okay, you good. Yeah, I'm good. You good. I'm good. Well, like holding each other in a way. Yeah
Yeah, it's like yeah, we're sharing body temp. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can like I can like this. Yeah
Yeah, how you feeling check is audio all right?
From his mic
Are we good chat? Are y'all cold? Tell me if y'all cold chat
Tell me if y'all cold
We lost Reggie and gained a raise none. No, that's not what happened. That's not what happened
Chat if they asked what we're doing
What should we tell them?
What should we tell them? I'm just in terms of like the weed gods like this. No, but I'm not I don't I don't think
I fucking smoke as much as Reggie did though like his name really Reggie
Is it it's not because of Reggie those cuz is that cuz his mom named him Reggie?
Wait Reggie's real name Reginald
I thought he was like smoke or Reggie. He was like he smoked a lot
Or maybe it's just a coincidence
Or maybe double on time
Or am I right? I don't know. I don't know which is which
Double entendre oh, that's fire. That's fire
He smokes a lot and then is ready. Oh smoked
Smoked
Niggas say he replaced it with liquor though. Oh, that's not good
This is life true
Tell me
Wait, so what do you know? No, you came out yet. What?
What are you saying what come out what am I came out to show everyone your talent
What talent I've had many talents the one where you basically you can shoot a ping pong out of your pussy
Fuck oh fuck listen listen. We're gonna. What is schools do we tell them they start as a word?
What are they doing?
Tell them we trying to game plan the rest of the second. Yeah, we're trying to figure out how we have time to do
both in some crazy world yeah that's what we're trying to do check niggas
John again bro give me give me a second check
you think you guys are gonna play not your friends first or you think they're
lying to me nothing we're gonna play it right I mean that's what the script
say is to play not your friends but I feel like people don't want to play
not your friends because there's dicks in it wait that's kind of hard we
this dicks in it. That's kind of tough. It depends what type of dicks we're talking about though,
like...
They like swinging and shit.
Okay. What does dicks have to do with mounting? What is their dicks?
Everything. Joshua, do you not understand the world?
What do you mean Joshua?
Do you not? No, literally, I'm not talking to you as aim high right now. Like right now we
are Jake and Josh. We're two humans, like put the phone down. And I'm gonna put my phone down.
Do you not understand, and really smoke that while I'm talking to you,
do you not understand the world, when it comes down to it, is all about sex?
It's all about sex. All about penetration. Even spiritual penetration.
That's all there is. That's all there will be. Sex.
Mount your friends. Penises. Sex.
Chicago Cuds. Sex. Empire State Building. Sex.
How does little Wayne sex?
You know what I'm saying?
Apple sex
Hulu sex
Can't well that's probably the one thing
Yeah, but even twitch sex wait, so what is
How does the correlation between sex and twitch? What okay?
What dude what's correlation? What do you mean with the correlation is twitch is fucking our brains up, dude
They're literally penetrating our brains and giving us brain rot
Okay, they're literally ejaculating brain rot fluid into our brains, and we're letting it happen game
It's all sex at the end of the day
the whole world
so
Pool is sex pool. Yes
How it's to darts. How is that art sex?
Do I do do I do I say more that's just one action game. Yeah, come on. Yeah, it's all sex, bro
What if I'm a sexual?
I ain't gonna lie if you a sexual you kind of like
You kind of like the neutralist bender in avatar. Hmm. You like a neutral non-bender
No, which means you may not have a fight in this shit
I think it's more so like juju su kaisen if I'm a sexual that means I don't really have
Curse energy, which means my physical capabilities are enhanced
No, it's not JJK though
JJK's an anime, it's real life
but
But like it wouldn't be that but if there is really like if I'm honest, it's really aura
So it's kind of like Dragon Ball Z
Like I got I got orange aura around me which mean a certain thing in bed
you you got like very sexual colors of aura that's what I'm saying you got like
gray or or something or like a neutral like tan you have tan or a neutral like
not even super saying like my hair is black yeah oh yeah motherfucker from lord
slug doku when he went half and his aura was yellow but they didn't have
enough money to do the animation for his hair so his hair was just the same
No, but or but
Another person who's oral that looks kind of neutral is is ultra instant go-go cool. No, no, you're not all trans deep
No, you're not that can an asexual be way
Think about it
Take a second. Think about it. Wait
At least it's every scene an asexual in bed yet. I mean not
So it's like if they got in bed, would they be demons instinctual?
Oh
So
Sure, let's say if you hold your instinct in bed. I'm beast go on in bed
Nothing I'll be smaller. Okay. You can't be both
See come on. Come on. Where's that?
Fucking door
door
Wait, wait, here's the thing though
let's say a sexual does not have any instincts in bed okay right
should I not be a session anymore to better the world oh like to put your
talents out there yeah right but you don't want to be neutral you don't have
time so because you are you picked it no but I can unpick it no you can't yes
I can no you can't my body my choice no it's not a choice that's how I work
you're born at birth like that no cuz once upon a time I wasn't a sexual no
You've always been asexual you're just in denial just to know it. Yeah
No, I'm a sexual by choice
Like when I was born
The order that came out like the nurse like delivering me from my mom's vagina and she was like this guy fucks
I'm dead ass
So when you didn't even have any fucking
You were fucking just a pink little thing. Yeah
This guy fucks. Yeah, that's what she said. My mom was like language because she Christian
Cuz so did you come out with orange or already? Yeah, and that's why she was like this guy fucks
Then why did I get hardware fight on my action for years?
Because that was ultra instinct going off at its base form and was like you're not really attracted to anything
Which is why you're getting hard off fighting
Like my hardness needs to find an outlet somehow because it wasn't out living with sexual thoughts
Yeah
Please that's that's my
hypothesis
Then but I've I've fucked many times and I was bricked to shit really yes many times
I mean I can answer if you want me to
There.
Um, you know, I fought recently.
Congrats.
What?
Yeah, I did.
You're fucking lying.
Where?
Don't worry about it.
And listen, and I decided that as I fought,
I was thinking of myself.
Then this would go hard with some music.
So I put on some music,
but when I put on the music,
I didn't realize that my...
I didn't realize that my phone
I didn't realize that my phone
I didn't realize that my phone. Oh you
Yeah
I didn't realize that my phone was playing King you feel the love tonight already take a fucking hit nigga
Yeah, I'm fucking choice take the fucking hit nigga. That's that's not a fucking hit
Joking you see my camera, man
Let that shit out over
Oh
The boy the boy some of you not far enough I'll give you another hit
I feel like
Have you ever had that though?
What I just described we're like you were fucking but then all of a sudden you ended up making love and you know how it happened
What's the difference between fucking and making love?
You really don't be knowing bro.
How are you in a relationship for five years and you don't know the difference between fucking and making love?
Because all I know is to make love. I don't know the other side.
It's the only way I know how to fuck.
It's the only way I know how to fuck.
Oh, you heard me.
Oh, you got spunk, kid.
a fucking spark nigga
Fucking spark nigga, you know sometimes I just be like
Fucking from the back pulling her hair grabbing on her titties and shit and the next time I know we a missionary
And I'm really kissing on her face type shit. I'm like, why how I go lie and that's why missionaries the best
Missionary rules bro, but only with the right person game like I don't like so I have a question for you
Was it the right person last person you had sex with no
Did you missionary
But you fucking look at that bitch face no, but well
Yeah, I did but not in mission
She's riding him shit she miles on your time there, but I'll stand it up
Your whole yeah
Well, I know she was screaming
She was screaming wanted you fucking screaming check you know she was screaming
That's it that's a different like face reveal the missionary. Yeah
It's different girls face some missionary different of gold face the other time game
You're gonna fucking nut. That's how you nut. Yeah, I say fucking nut if you're already nut don't put in a missionary
That's true
with it
Light right there. Oh
I don't know actually
Are you yo
Mount your friends is a competitive game. What you got a win, bro. I
Thought it was teamwork bro. Seriously like your gaming shit can't take like another hit
Hmm the next game after that you guys are playing
teamwork, yeah
But the first game not your friends
What a fuck am I getting high because if you get
because it's gonna relax you and let you process and think better and go to your
ultra-incident form. I feel like if you lose a game to Emily's center agent, like
this is bad PR, bro. But I don't think that's a good game to judge. Hey, mount your
friends. Yeah, who's talking about Cox? So let me ask you something. If I were to
take Patrick Mahon's and put him out there with 14 new kids you don't think
after a couple plays he's flowing you don't think he's he's letting the ball
rip one time to a 14 year old 80 miles an hour you don't think he's getting into
the love of the game because he just fucking loves the game do you love the
game or not dude yes my question like if it shouldn't matter what game it is
If you fucking love the ball, bro, if you love the hoop, you love the hoop
I don't care if you fucking in the park. I don't care if you in the backyard
I don't care if you in the NBA finals game seven in Madison Square Garden if you love the hoop you love the hoop
Wait
What about the Lolli games?
The La Carta was playing you got to love those two
Cuz again, that's about what type of game. That's overseas basketball. We don't recognize that. I'll be raised
We don't recognize about a stateship. That's overseas basketball. We don't recognize that
We have one true league.
Got one league here.
Okay.
One league where all the best players play.
He was playing for Mother Knicks.
Yeah, that's not a league that we play.
No, that's a different league.
All right.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
What the heck are you talking about?
Smoking for the light, it'll activate your domain expansion.
Yeah.
Okay.
My quarters all of those are hella down right now.
At any point in time in your life,
you were ever a better gamer than me.
probably not right yeah probably when I was 19 you were 30 where you're fucking
you know the reaction time was dropping shit like that when you were 19 I was 25 I was immortal
of valorant I don't know about that one well yeah probably earlier wait no I don't know about
I think our age gap is a little bigger than like a decade.
No, our age gap is not the decade.
It's like five years, four years.
You were a freshman in high school and I was a senior, like banging, you know what I'm saying?
Like doing shit.
And they were like, damn, I wish I could do that, but I'm too scared to jerk off because I might be gay.
No, not I might be gay.
We talked about that.
We talked about that.
We made fun of you in high school.
No.
Because I was fucking whole.
I think this was B&A Dick.
I was fucking whole since 14 years old.
You're 14 with the glasses
I don't know if I should touch my wiener because I was 14 fucking and that's not a
Advocation fortune. I was having sex don't do another
13 and I regret it you regretted it. Yes. Well now I didn't regret it. Yeah, man. I thought again
I was like, dude, this is the fuck cool shit in the fucking world. Yeah
Now I think I lost my virginity at 15 and yeah, it's just like now. I'm like get like what's the rush
There's really no like those shit you didn't even think about game those fucking useless fucking fucking useless people too like yeah
That's I don't like I probably the first girl who ever gave me head
I stopped talking to her probably like two years later. We never talked again. She moved
No, I lost my virginity. Oh
I was in bed with what what girl I saw to do is she was like I don't want to have sex with someone's not my boyfriend
Okay, I was like, I'll do anything. No, I was like either you my girlfriend. Oh, wow
And we fuck you're that type of guy and then you broke up with her basically. No, I caught her sending noodles to her ex. Oh
At the school she came to the crib and her phone's out on the clock counter. She's in the matter
Probably like a month Wow
It's like a month. Oh
We're 15 we're like 15. We're fresh man. You guys the same age we're both fresh man
I'm in you know in high school. I feel like a month really feel like a year
Feel like a long time. You know I'm saying like I feel like I would be in relationship
You forever and I look back at it was like three weeks. Yeah, right?
Tom was so different back then gang very different
We saying all that to say don't have sex young check you don't need to do that shit like wait till you're 28
Okay
foster and then just explode on somebody are you a you be shooing that shit or
you'd be like lava I can do both but I prefer to shoot something about shooting
just feels better feels more relieving yeah especially I'm a face fucker so
when I get done face fucking I come out that something I just want to boom
to be fucking face yeah what's the best okay so I fuck face but I'm not like a
that's not gonna do all the time I had it 13 I love a world say it's just
shaking I should know but it did game first time I never was in the movie
theater for man really yep and my homeboys were around me but they didn't
know what's going on cuz we all have blankets to shit and we're kind of
Spaced out they had their girlfriends. I sure the girl I lost my virginity to I got some some some hand action in the movie theater
I King Kong the one with Jack black
You know, oh my god
I sure as far
My first one got a hand job. I didn't know I was up the fuck. Yeah, what was going on?
I was just like yo suck that shit
hmm
Like I like what you doing your hand, but like you should you should put your mouth on it
I thought she's scared. She's our suck my shit. I was like freaking out really. I like I don't know what grown people do like
No, we just talk about we talk about content
It was already here and we don't want to sell it
Yeah, we just talk about the game and say how you guys, you know, Mount your friends is really
only thing we know right now is really competitive, so it's like a contender game and then the
game after that y'all working together, but really, but really, your friends is competitive.
Put the camera on Emily real quick.
Why do you look tired?
Yeah, were you tired?
No!
No!
You don't look tired.
Yeah!
Yippy day!
Oh, wait!
Yippy!
Yippy!
20 minutes ago when you guys came up for your five-minute smoke segment
We're not smoking
We got smoke here
What are their eyes like?
What are you saying?
Open
Why is there an open?
I have an announcement though
Good news?
My quota is all over the low
That's awesome
I'm not gonna lose any hair
I'll be flying zero
I was ready to
It's really angry.
Yeah, it's very angry.
Let it go calm, right?
I'm calm.
You're calm.
I feel like Josh don't get angry.
What do I get?
Calm.
I've never seen Mr. Thurman angry.
Yeah, me neither.
Mr. Rashi's Thurman.
Rashi's Thurman?
I'm not an angry guy.
Yeah.
I'm mellow.
You're a nice guy.
You're pretty calm and I'm always calm.
Better calm, I'll agree, eat as well.
Oh, so I mean, you guys ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Ready?
Yeah, you guys should.
You guys should go play.
Yeah, we're just waiting on you.
Yeah, I think we're just waiting on you.
We're talking about content and shit, my fault.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm depending on the team and shit.
Yeah, you guys have won.
Thank you.
Hey, chat?
Chat over here?
Chat over here?
Oh
Amos out there
Wait, wait, what are we playing first?
We have my your plans is this in a setup downstairs
Did you see I did you see are you high or something? Did you smoke you didn't smoke did you?
not while we're streaming would care
I never realized
Senna
oh shit
worst cameraman ever
my fault
the vibes are good
no b words
okay, let's not start this shit
My dog, we dogs.
She's strong, bro.
Oh, yeah.
She's okay.
See, you're not supposed to notice shit like that.
You did it so loud.
You made it almost so loud.
All right.
We're going to game chat.
Love seeing a smile on your face, bro.
Bye, TZ.
Very nice.
Hey, I'm going to show you a fucking room, man.
Fuck.
Okay, wait.
Oh, why is it not?
I
Choose that in there, but she was doing in there
Come on come on
You be fuck you be fuck holes like you be fuck holes. Come on
What I mean
I like that stance.
Hey, Ames.
Hey.
Are you going to get it?
Yes.
Why do you smell?
Why do you smell?
Wait, why are you on the front?
Are you tired?
Wait a second.
I don't know.
I'm so sorry.
Please.
Why are you fucking down the hall there?
Rita, I love seeing you when you're so happy.
I'm mellow.
Why would I not be happy with care?
What reasons would it be to be the opposite of happy?
Right.
You don't remember an hour ago?
Huh?
You remember what happened an hour ago?
Missionless five star.
Really good, right?
Descent.
Pretty good.
Good sushi?
Pretty good sushi.
Alright, I'm sealing the flip.
Yep.
Here you go.
Look, chat.
I got a piss fuck I got a piss
I
Have fucking piss game
That's a look
Jack for the next six seconds, what do you want to jump to?
Just shut up, bruh, it's gotta be perfect.
So guys, you gotta do this, but they're like, we want IRL segments, but don't drive.
No driving segments, but IRL, but then get home, but then game, but then don't game too
long because we want you to spend time doing IRL, so then you're like, okay, okay, fine.
Do you like that more?
No, I don't care, just leave it.
It's fine.
Sit back.
Yeah, that's good.
Just leave it.
This?
Yeah, second anyway.
We're not doing this longer than today, right Rosie. Yeah, everyone thinks I'm fine. I'm just tired
So we've been up since
I'm at Laf Monday. I've been awake for like 40 hours. Yeah, we've been leaving up for a long time, bro
I think you go to bed now. Yeah, what time can you text me what time?
Yeah
Just we're probably not we're probably go do it around like 10 or 11
So you have time. So if you go to bed now you can do like 10 hours. Yeah, I will. Yeah, let me show you again.
Yeah, that's good. That's easy.
Oh, are they on a call chat? Oh my God.
Dude, how does it make you feel like shit, bro? They just be like, oh my God, you look so tired. You look...
It's like, what are you saying? Did I pray that y'all won't get to work one day?
Rose. Yeah, he does. He works hard.
Bro, I did I feel like I prayed that somebody in chat
they get like a bad day and somebody walks in and goes,
Well, you could shit today.
No, to be fair, I do.
It's common I would cry when I'm tired.
Everyone thinks it's okay.
Sexy can I want the man I don't want to.
I got an idea like, oh.
Sexy can I want some.
My third and I said like sexy cannot just want my band up
Don't want to shake it and I do it like
The sexy cannot and I want to shake it and I do it like
Holy jump scare yo chill out
Yo check y'all ready?
Are y'all ready for the nights of nights and nights of nights tonight?
You really know how to ruin us. Who phone is this?
Someone phone in my room!
Someone phone in my room!
Fuck it. They'll come up for it.
Check it?
Okay, who's one of these is this their basic ass background
What's your phone background look like chat that's a cell phone
Right you mod you move side eight take a selfie
Chess a high straight chat y'all say hi
Yeah. Thank you, Jack. You are here.
Take it. I'm taking selfie. Take a selfie.
Hmm?
This one? What do you mean? Who's this?
Are you taking pictures? Yeah. I don't know who this photo was. I don't know who the phone that is.
You taking pictures
Why are you trying to look sexy?
Who phone it is mine it has yours, but your phone's orange. It's not your phone
That's that's your phone
Wait, I wasn't looking play Marvel I was with care. Oh my god chat. I'll just decide though
You might even be able to get patreon this week being that I literally have my own room
Tonight now look unlikely, but the other days
Depending on the time that we end
It's looking good. No cap
No cat. Oh, I'm doing the care call
Easy agent. Oh, hello. Oh my god
Hello?
Hello?
Wait, I have a question.
Hello?
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Is that the editor now?
Yeah, are you kidding me?
They should have been.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hold on, Ray.
I think my headphones are messed up.
All right.
Two minutes, agent said.
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, two minutes until you join the call?
Oh, we can rest and we're on the clip now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh
We can rest a on a clip now then
We could watch the on a clip now
I'm gonna I might definitely quit so I'm putting you on a clip. Hello. Hello
No.
Rage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hear me?
I still can hear him.
I'm deafening, so she's really not going to hear me even if it fits this.
I'll take my life, to see it in the through, you take my life, just for the three of you.
I do, nothing could matter, but I wish to stick my head into you.
I'll take you to the front line, stay in the field
No one's allowed to hide, just stay in this room
You will take my life, just for the thrill
Yeah!
Yo!
She is fucking good!
Y'all is amazing, gang!
Yeah
Thank you lost on in wires your records. Let's talk business
Stop fucking business
You're not a big bro. I ain't gonna do you dirty
You know what's up
Yanno sounds fucking good gang
Hold this attest that's talent. That's talent, bro
That's talent. Almost as good as her big bro game
Proud to lose this game. No Cal.
No fucking Cal. That was actually yo, I'm sorry game. I might be glazing, but
How do you get good like that singing game like what if I want to do that I want to be able to do that
How do I get clumped?
How do I get that good?
That's right.
I know nothing!
I know! Wait.
I know nothing good about all, then I wish it could matter tonight.
How was that?
I had to stand up.
Mind you.
The vocal chords ain't that sweet.
I lost my voice a little bit you feel me so what context how to tell how it's
those. You just blew my high.
What a lyrics.
You know what? Let's try again tomorrow. We'll refresh
throat.
They're fucking used up. Oh, they're here. My user name is awesome pants five
Why do you sound like that
Let me check I love having steam friends, this is awesome
Let me check
What is your I don't think so. What's your name people add a friend?
And fight player with all the y'all on the game
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna climb what climb climb climb not your friends. Oh
Well, I don't got you already am
No, we don't we don't play nothing together. I
Don't play a lot of games, but I'm very excited for today
I
Was nothing good matter and I wish it could matter
Yo, what what are we about to play game? Why don't you got nipples the tab?
Huh?
Let me add you as a friend em
But as you as a friend em. Thank you. Thank you
sense it I found it hi I can hear you guys I had I had busted headphones
but they wanted me to be here easy this is pretty cool we're in the same house
you'll run the same house like kids look guys you guys are all upstairs and get downstairs
I hate it
I hate it
Why is it your set up in a room?
You fucking pussy
Oh wait, let me
Fuck, we'll game right here first
Yeah, we all got this
I'm your friend
Yeah, I hear me
Close it, the game
I'm the wrong monitor, I can't move it
Yo, someone get close it
Yeah, I'm gonna open the game this way
Yeah, we're gonna check in a room
Alright, I'm opening- I'm opening the game.
I'm opening the game.
It's not your first time, right?
Yeah.
Did anyone know about this game?
Because Aimee was very excited about it.
Yeah, I've never even seen this-
Oh, why is Chad saying this game is weird?
Weird?
Oh no.
Content!
No.
Oh no.
What was my name?
You're right.
Content!
Yeah, we hear you.
Yo, I can't invite you all to be sent to the platform.
You play on Steam.
You can Steam over there.
Otherwise...
What's happening?
I was scared.
But it's not letting you shift to the other side.
Okay.
Hold this.
You could change it to the other moderate, but this happens all the time so you can't switch it.
I'm gonna hear everybody yelling to everyone,
Shut the fuck up!
Oh god, I can't.
Hell of a shit.
It's right there.
What is happening?
Did you lower the gain on the mic?
Jack, we are in a tiny little house and this is a bull yeti.
This is what you get. I'm so sorry. I gotta go to the toilet.
I was gonna do it.
I'm gonna tell you. You gotta suck it up.
Huh? You gotta suck it up, girl.
I can't, there should be no one to be unscared.
There's so much noise going on.
I'm scared.
I think of the person that set up my mother's view and have this as my main mother
My game
There you go. Yo yo yo yo my god
Yeah
How do I
I'm over simulated
No, you're just slow bonus team
No
People saying to turn on safe for work mode what does that mean?
Oh, okay.
Is this a battle game?
Hey guys, we're doing it!
It looks great!
Chat, what do I know?
This should be good now, right?
Three months.
I'm putting it on one.
Okay, this is great.
It looks like something.
The nipples are really big.
Yeah, they got nipples.
How do y'all feel about nipples?
I like nipples
What if nipples are on your back?
Pretty cool on your elbows
That's a weenus
Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm ready. Oh, we miss that club. We're going crazy at one point
Oh, gee brain wrong we miss
Early days man. That was early days when it's fell off. We just fell off
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
It wiggles a lot.
What wiggles?
The dick. In the game.
We see it. What game are you playing?
I'm not seeing a dick. What do you want to know?
What? Not your friends?
Emily, just go to Steam.
You can't do it through the game. Get it.
No way Reg left the lobby to see dick.
Oh my god.
Reg!
She said...
Exit the game. Exit it.
That's a classic rage, Mugger. That's a classic rage.
How was it? Do you like it?
Wait, how do you type in the chat? Where's the chat?
Hey, hey, hey, boy, man, it's last week. You're more curious, nigga.
Dizzy, Dizzy, how do you type in chats? How do you type in chats?
What do you mean?
Yeah, Emily, you good?
No, Emily. Ready for a player?
Emily Emily ready for player
Emily Emily player ready Emily
Emily ready
Hello Emily Emily hello Emily hello, I'm a way from where I mean ready
I'm the ready
Emily hello, she's my day
Sorry, I didn't know I was-
Here, I think I clicked- I clicked Join Game.
So not- you clicked Join Session on me?
On Steam, go to Steam, don't go to the game, go on Steam.
Like in a Deadlass.
Yeah, yeah.
Go- go- I clicked Join Game on Steam, is that right?
Nah, it should be- I could- I mean you clicked Join Session, is it time to click Join Session?
session?
Uh, Kayla!
Kayla!
Uh.
You hear that sound shit?
Uh.
Wait, are you guys all in the same lobby?
Yeah, we are.
So you're gonna have to write something down by name and click join session.
Okay.
Through steam.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'm joining-
I'm playing games.
I'm playing session.
Huh?
Hi.
Ready?
Yeah.
Ready?
Ready?
Here we go.
We did it.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Thanks.
Alright.
How can we die?
The fuck shit straw says just say you hate women.
Or what?
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
true I'm requesting space okay let's do it
awesome kids that's me that's me wait wait whoa whoa whoa what is it be playing
What are we playing D?
What is the number again?
This is me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is it W?
Wait.
What?
S?
Oh, okay.
S is W?
Sorry, this is me playing.
I need to, I'm trying to get up.
Wait, so also this is...
That's Emily, that's Emily.
Wait, this is me moving.
Wait.
Just give me a second.
Okay, I'm trying to climb the go.
I have 29 seconds left.
Oh my god, he's going to win it.
Emily needs to do it
Okay, this is really good. I
Just we just try to go as high as possible. Look at that guy
We're all easy. I don't see you. It's not good. I don't see y'all
You don't see that you gotta put your hand on them. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
No, but it's I think it's Emily controlling it first, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing great. You're not playing
That's me playing it. Oh
Yeah, you got three seconds by the way lock in oh
Oh
Okay. Oh shit
I'll reach further, okay
No, wait, wait, what the fuck is that swing what what the fuck is that is
What is that?
Why is he like a little pod?
Yo what the fuck is that?
What is that? Why is it going to upside down and shit?
What is that?
Wow, it swings a lot!
It just swings around, it really is.
That's cool, that's cool!
It swings clockwise.
Does it know what you're losing, right?
Come on, go!
How do you lose in this?
S and D.
Okay, yes, yes! Go farther!
movement was nice. Okay. what what is this game game? I don't know bro. I'm trying my
best. You're confusing. You're interesting. Okay. All right. So, oh, I'm black. So,
boom
what are you doing?
we are leveling
WASD
so to walk you just do these right?
you are doing great
you used your mouse at all?
wait you used your mouse to like point?
over to go?
yeah
okay back so i just
click D
then i do S
my D is stuck
like those there you go there you go and then you tell me who like these where no you a let's do a like
these
oh my god your nipples are covered hold on bro hold on watch this
okay so don't reach stay there because just stay there reach because i need something to help me up
no no no that's not how that works
w a let's do this let's do this let's do this you need to stay there just stay there
Oh my God, I'm eliminated.
Oh, wait, how did I eliminate you?
Oh, I was so scared.
How do I, W, W.
Okay, and then, and then W, and then move it here.
Oh wait, this is a fast game.
Your rage came eliminated first, bro. That's crazy.
That's wow. That's your rage came.
That's crazy.
Okay.
All right.
Just be to get out first, Monica.
D.
Oh, nice.
I know you got 25 seconds.
Come on.
Wait, wait.
Am I a better gamer than Ray?
Oh
Okay, okay. How do I look? Looks pretty good, right?
What the-
It's good form. I like this form.
Why is he tall?
Emily, you're moving. You're moving.
Uh-oh.
I think so.
We're gonna jump forward.
Okay, John. I'm understanding it. I'm understanding it. I'm understanding it now.
Okay, yeah, we get it.
Let's go get it. Let's go get it.
We're gonna wait right here.
Let me leave.
This is so hard!
Go to the back. Go to the back.
I'm gonna set it in the now.
You have to-
Okay.
Oh, y'all gotta join again.
Are we in here? I just did.
Okay.
Crittle out of jail.
I
Reminder that rage went out first
No, I really made it past the point
Physically
I think you walk better in this game than you do in real life like you look
Wait, so you gotta touch the white that's the objective
Yeah, you just go higher. You have to go higher. Oh higher. Okay. Who's oh agent go ahead?
There you go
S. W. S.
Doing great.
Okay, S.
Okay. Why is it his S?
Use your leg strength. Use your calves.
Smart. There you go.
Okay, cop.
You're almost there.
Almost there.
We're the core strength. Yeah, why is this pissing me off?
We'll be a cam what does that do?
Where oh
Forenic
W
I feel like typing things. Oh
Oh, uh, S, S, oh, come on, nice, nice.
What are the points of the cocks?
I don't know what it said.
Oh, it's part of the game.
It's so crucial.
W.
Is that what you want to do?
S, visuals.
D. OK.
A.
Are you guys getting W?
He's getting W?
Are we gonna go S?
Oh my god, he's a spider!
Wait, wait, wait, do I gotta latch onto the ground or something?
Okay, and then we do W?
And then we do D like this?
And then we do A like this?
If that works?
And then we get W up?
Oh no.
Oh no, I don't like this.
like this. Yeah, go up, go up, go up the fucking thing, go up your piece of shit.
The fuck you up.
Fuck.
Oh, that's amazing, boy.
Wow.
Game. Another elimination.
Let's do a and we do like this.
Oh, that was good.
There you go.
There you go.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
What's the next shot?
It's okay man.
It's nice to get another chance.
Let the person do this first.
Yeah, what do we do?
Yo you're gonna get him right?
Oh!
Yo, I feel like it's like a...
Yo what?
This might be my best game.
Are you raising your hand?
Emily, how bro?
What?
I like this game. I hate this game.
It makes sense. It don't even make sense.
Wow. Wait, so this game decides who's the best gamer in care, right guys?
Um. No, wait, the zombies marathon does.
The zombies. I didn't spike them levels that high just for the zombies to mean nothing,
You're right, you're right.
Go ahead, Agents.
Wow.
Emily, I'm not allowed to, your bar is crazy high right now.
Oh, thank you.
This is an overlay, bro.
This is an overlay.
Ooh, look at the dangle.
Nice.
How is the way of the wiggling like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
How are you making a nigga fit like that?
Use your arm strength.
Oh, oh, four, three,
Oh
Wait, what's happening?
Lobby not found you gotta make another one one more we can keep playing
Yeah, of course, you don't fucking mind you fucking good
This is great!
You want to do one more?
One more!
Keep going, keep going!
I joined up.
Alright.
Okay, great.
I mean, I've seen my shit minimized, bro. I don't know what you're trying to do, bro.
I lost two seconds for the minimization.
What do you mean minimized? What do you mean by that?
Like, my game minimized.
Maybe I can't clear it.
Emily, give us some tech.
You're getting to the second level, Louise. Give us some tech.
Okay, well you have to pretend like it's a typing game and you have to see which letters to press
To
Okay, let me try
That's part of the game I can't find a lot by
Wait, that's on the way.
Where's someone who's going right?
I don't know what I did differently.
Why can't I find it?
It's the same thing.
Okay, let me try versus.
Sorry.
Watch out, all of those enemies are squids.
Is it working?
Watch Black Friday!
No, how did you guys join the lobby?
So, Steve, Steve.
I messaged you on Steam and joined game, but it won't work.
If you go to your friends list and then right click,
then click join, you can do it all right.
This time, you need to try.
This time, it's not a script, Dave.
It's not a script.
Oh my god.
Let me try again.
I can't find it.
I mean, I think we need to boot the next one.
No!
What do you mean you can't find one? Go to your friends!
I- I- There's no joint session!
Right-click it! Right-click his name! Right-click it!
Uh, okay, so like, right-click and then this?
Age's name, they click Join Game.
How the fuck were you getting into the lobbies before?
I don't know, I did this thing and it working out and it working out!
Okay, go to your- can you open your friends list?
Don't swear at Emily.
Yeah, yeah, that's my god.
You can't
I mean
Hey just stop yelling at me
One more what?
Wait, what's the name of the game?
What's the name of the game we play the zombies?
Roadside research, what is that?
We're aliens, but we're running a gas station together so it's gonna require some people to watch this.
Ooh cute!
And we can't let them know that we're aliens, we gotta pretend to be human, bro.
Filming?
I like that, I like that.
Alright, so okay pretend to be Emily.
Hey Jason, Jason and we, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, we are definitely aliens.
This is a game preview version of Roadside Research.
Have you played this game before AJ?
No, I haven't. I just did not put her.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Smurfs.
Can you make your nigga sexy?
Customize.
Oh yeah, we get it. Thanks, sir.
Only I can customize.
Oh yeah, this is something we better do it like this, bro.
You ain't even outside the jungle on the street.
Yeah, this is scary.
Hey, stick me in a five.
Okay.
Hand it.
Head glow color
So three toes
One so ill
One toe. I would like one toe one toe
I'm Batman.
I'm Batman.
I am not alien on Batman.
I'm Batman.
I'm a kid at work at the restaurant.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I'm a kid here.
Hey, John.
I'm Batman.
I'm already working at the restaurant.
I'm a kid at the restaurant.
I'm a kid at the small head, small head.
I'm a kid at the small head.
I'm the co-
Hey, what the?
Hey, man, you're not going to ruin my city.
Hey, I'm here to protect the gas station.
Wait, how do I go to the apparel?
Oh wow, there we are. Oh! This is so cool!
It's me, it's me!
I'm the perfect character, I'm the perfect character.
How do you go to an apparel?
Yeah, I gotta meet you, uh, how fun I do that.
Oh my god, your head, like, moves when you talk.
So, let me go to an apparel.
Is mine? Oh, god.
Yo, yeah, that's what you do.
So, let me go to an apparel.
God, it's so ugly!
How do I click it?
It's so ugly!
How do I do it?
How do I do apparel?
How do I join the crew?
I can't click apparel, I can't click it.
I said no steam invites.
Oh nice.
So you said four hair cosplaying, I know.
Yo hold on, I'm about to deaf it.
Emily, talk and get.
OK.
Go three toes?
Why three toes?
Oh, for three hoes.
Check.
I'm a journal.
Shit happen.
What, what are you doing, fuck you?
This broadcast is on.
What the fuck?
Play game.
I'm joining.
I'm Batman.
that we have to get to work on how I get out let's go let's do again let's let's forget
let's watch it okay okay okay okay we have to keep our cover okay so
you guys are here yeah it's the care station
oh what did you do you made that you made that um
what makes that who made that that's so cool wait who made that it's it's called
You made it!
It was me!
Good job, Aisha!
Emily, did you do the yellow mask?
Because you're Asian.
Oh, holy, this is fun!
This is cinema by the way.
Oh, I'm joking!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Crazy racist.
We gotta get to work.
We gotta get to work.
We gotta get to work.
We gotta get to work.
All good. Looks like you made it to earth. Son, I'll help you set up. Don't let me down again
Remember your training and follow the objective training on the top left
Also pay attention to the messages and it hints on the bottom left. We don't want you losing control of your limbs again
Uh-oh
I-
Okay
Wait, what training? I don't- I don't remember training
Oh me neither
Hi
Hi
Are you guys gonna come in here? We sell themselves?
Yeah
It's walking up
This is how the at-stations works
Oh, this looks nice
Alright
Come on, I need a piece!
Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss.
Oh, come on.
What? What's this?
Wait.
What the fuck is that sound?
What the fuck is that sound?
Okay.
What's- what's-
Did you guys listen to the HR manager-
Did you listen to our manager?
I don't know how to play.
Did you guys listen to the manager?
Did you- did you do this-
Yo, come here!
Come here!
Oh
By product
But some fucking honey back by some fucking honey back. It's a honey back. Yeah, honey back. Can we all shop to be all shot?
There's no honey packs man. There's no honey packs 87 gas
My cereal before my dad's my nigga
You know what's up a special? We got you been by the 93
What's this
I don't have a bag and unload your items.
Oh, I'm dating, I'm dating.
Wait, wait, wait.
Place ordered stock out of box onto the shelves.
This is cute.
No, no, no, I'm not picking up this dirty ASU.
What the fuck?
I ain't drove off like that.
Get inside, get inside, get inside.
You can, I don't know how to sit down.
F, F, F, F.
No, don't, don't.
I
Think we just stalk it over here
Do it myself
Yeah
Oh, we only have one right now. So I think we stuck 87 87 87 87 87 87 87. Why 87 why?
87
Okay, I can put it in
Wait, I'm bad. I don't know idea. I'm bad here. I think that's how it works. I don't know
You know, everyone in the gas station before the first one.
Yeah, we have to get to the, oh, yeah.
The heroes at the top, you have some.
Already good?
Are you fucking retarded?
Feel the fucking fucking gas station.
Move, let me do it.
Pull in the ground?
Fuck the butt.
OK, go ahead.
Eighty-nine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Look at the sevens!
That's eighty-nine, bro.
I feel the pity line, feel the pity line.
You fucking stupid.
Come on, you trippin', nigga.
We're gonna fucking gas station run.
We need diesel.
We have $19. We just bought a $7.89 and we need to sell it out. Okay, so it's day one 7 30
which means they're waiting for us to open this place. Right. Everybody to keep the rage.
I mean, you get over some of it easily in your cortisol levels are a problem. Yes. Don't blow
on a couple of ways, you understand me?
Vengeance, yes, yes.
Okay, all right.
Customer service at our best.
Everybody make sure to be as human as humanly possible.
Can I get a wave?
Can I get a wave at everybody?
Yes.
Me, me, me, me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I get a wave at everybody?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Good, good, good, good, good.
We're ready, we're ready.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Be yellow, be yellow.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
As I was saying, if you fucking,
if you fucking ugly, if you fucking ugly,
for the time. No, I'm not. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. You, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you can have the same stomach. You, you got to say stomach. I just, I just said that.
You said sit up, sit up, sit up. There's something outside. Did you see that?
Who, who, who? No. You see that? What? Where? Where?
We're not aliens. We're not aliens. We got 93. We got 97. We got 95. Yeah, what's
What's up? What's going on? We're going on Batman. I'm Batman.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Of course. Of course.
Hey, what's going on, Shuddy?
Good on...
I made sex with Bob.
That's her parents' session for you, Shuddy.
I made sex with Bob.
That has no price. That has nothing...
Oh, what?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Just get to the car.
Just get to the car.
Okay, fuck.
Delieving Delieving Delieving what it would?
Yeah, I got you I got you wait you fucking
Fuck you
All the stuff
We gotta put the gas on the gas pump.
I'm gonna help her make sure the bathroom's okay.
Oh, oh, good, good.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
We don't have him behind the money right now.
We're missing the 89-barrel.
I'm making this bread. Don't worry about it.
I'm fucking, I get fucking paper, nigga.
I get fucking paper on this fucking gas station, nigga.
Don't worry about it. Fuck the paper. I'll make her paper.
Fuck.
No.
Make her fucking paper.
Oh, she's happy. She's happy.
I'm making fucking paper.
I'm just fucking paper.
It's not money, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Guys, we need a better stock.
Why?
Why?
Why we cooked?
Who told you that?
That decided to buy three cakes of gas.
three
are you retarded
well he drank it, this little fucking, this little fucking, drink it
he's happy, he's satisfied with the service
okay, hey, close the store
yo, I said we can, we can end the, no you can't come back, you can't, oh shit, well hold on, shut up, hahaha
hey look, look, like I said, I'm as sexual, but like, you know, I turn, I turn, I turn past sexual if you leave me to
I turn past sexual
you know what I'm saying?
Thank you
Okay, she's like doing
Now from I'm from I'm from Mars and shit. I need in front of her for real. I'm trying to take you there though
I
Need from her for real. Did I?
Where I last you didn't I say I'll ask you
She won't me
Why'd you put this here?
Recycling you fucking bot give me the fucking garbage drop it
I got it
Get the fuck out of the way!
Oh! Oh! God!
Oh my God!
Hit him again! Hit him again! Hit him again!
Yo, beat up the gas!
Beat up the gas!
Give the gas! Give the gas! Give the gas!
Come here, motherfucker!
Hold on, hold on.
How are you throwing that? How are you throwing that?
Motherfucker! Fuck you!
Puss that, nigga!
Get your ass up, nigga!
He littered! He littered earlier! He littered earlier!
Beat him up! Beat him up!
Fuck this, nigga! Fuck off!
Puss that, nigga!
Get my fucking st- Oh, nigga! The stow closed!
The phone fucking trash trash
Throw it out
Move move I'm making some fucking paper
money. I can't I can't throw that out. I can't throw that. You
can throw trash. Yeah, I get the trash. Is there any more
trash on the floor? Is there any more trash on the floor?
I gather the research. I gather the hella research though.
Okay, we gotta do better. We gotta do better. We gotta do better here. We got you better. We got to do better
Listen, I'm going to the shop. I'm in the shop
This fuel in there wait, I thought this was track
Or hold on oh
It's all full
Wait
Topser let's go jump there go jump sir
Fuck
What the fuck
I
Fuck oh fuck
You get money from the trash.
You just want to be in there the whole time, you fucking bot!
How?
I just found out, I just found out.
Wait, what trash?
You'll get money for that, you'll get early.
Early trash?
That's not money.
That's alien credits, that's alien credits.
Oh my God, this is not working good.
That's not money.
What is this shoe, Chad?
What does this shoe do?
Yo, I'm doing cardio, I'm doing cardio.
You
Oh my god!
Clean the fuck up soul!
Yoooo! He's shitting!
Do you need your car, Fields?
I'll fill your car for you.
Hold on.
I'm cooking.
Can I open the gas desk?
Okay, so we still haven't sold anything, right, guys?
Look what I got!
Oh!
Okay!
Okay, okay, put it in the car.
Put it in the car.
I tried.
I tried.
It's not a little bit.
It's not a little bit, though.
Fuck.
I don't think they need gas.
Okay.
Okay.
It's been so long.
Hey, hey, thanks for your service.
Thanks for your fucking service.
Yeah, these are, these are...
Oh, thank you guys for coming.
Come again.
Hey, these are gas.
These are gas.
These are gas.
These are gas.
Oh
The only way we can make money is by selling gas I think huh?
Set price for gas
Asia I'm right behind you Batman fucking veggies
No, I'm over here what?
I'm breaking the boundaries of the fucking game I'm breaking the fucking boundaries
no no no all right it's over it's over get back to the get back to the fuck it
work get back to the fuck it work let's get a better fuck it work let's go
This run is cooked this one's fucking cooked this one's cooked what the fuck
Hello, I'm going back into this girl
For your fucking terrace your fucking terrace
Your fucking terrace
Booty yo, I know if you're fucking terrace, okay?
Step back the fucking game again. Let's do it right
I
Must have talked about this game. So better game. Let's do the game, bro. They do it
Y'all didn't set prices how the fuck do you set prices?
Well, we couldn't even sell anything so that's why we can't
I got a look we buy cereal we're just gonna buy cereal at first and we're gonna tax these niggas gang
This is literally serious. We put in $20 to pop
That's what we're doing come on come on come on come on again now. It's getting us getting a fucking shot
Fuck up. You try to we don't need instructions no more game. We know what we're doing
What the fuck no girls don't poop
Agents, you know what to do, right? Yeah, I'm only gonna buy cheap things. You see we don't run out of money
What you buy what you buy what you buy?
Two different serials, okay bet cuz that's all they really wanted, right? Yeah, yeah
Okay, put it right here
Put it stock it stock it stock it. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes
The market price is four dollars. What should we what should we bring it to?
Listen
Cascade, Cascade, Cascade, Cascade, Cascade.
Like real do-call-round.
You know no, hold on, we just.
Cascade, Cascade, take the first cash.
Maybe.
How's about that?
Yo, we got a fucking line.
Hey!
Nah, sit there.
Yo, greet the fucking customers, greet them and fucking.
Exit them.
Oh my God, there's so many people!
Yup, clean up the fucking stope?
I'm clean?
Hey, why y'all doing that? I'm clean. I'm clean. I'm clean.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the store.
Easy.
Easy.
Clean up. Clean up. Clean up. Clean up. Clean up.
Pick up the trash.
What's up?
What do I clean up?
I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
Don't have to be going to the bathroom.
Wait.
No one's buying it after I raise the prices.
Fuck
What
What are you doing?
This one
Thank you
Oh, that's nice.
Uh, Senna, I don't know if you're talking.
What are you talking?
Are you talking?
Your mic's a fake.
Your voice box is fucked.
I don't know if you need to take another drug break or smoke break or what.
Fuck.
Okay, you can fucking hear you.
Have a sire.
You can fucking tweet.
Help.
Wait.
Yeah, you can't fucking hear you.
Fuck it.
Are you slagging on me?
Yo, put the fuck away from me.
for me
I gave him an extra cent no don't give him money it's paying it forward don't
give him fucking money I spent all our money by the way guys on what I want
hey we're gonna get a station we got we got five dollars zero do what I'm saying
yeah five dollars here we got some water we got five dollars here we got water
We're really we're scamming out here
Money received
I already did it.
I already did that.
I will stay on duty.
We need diesel, we need diesel.
I know I did it though.
Oh, come on, 50, 750, what an idiot.
Oh my god.
Uh...
Oh, hey, yeah, she went right through here.
She'll be right with you.
Is that all?
You can't hear you.
What?
Come here.
250! Oh my god, these people are dumbies. I love this.
250?
Come here!
You don't trust me?
Hello, madam. Welcome to care station. How many will help you?
You can trust me. Come here.
675?
Listen, your voice isn't working, but we just let them do all the fucking work.
work they do all the fucking work fish your fucking voice we can't fucking hear
you yes we can't eat white walking like that
fucking retire excuse me yeah yeah I'd be in cash here's pretty fun no no that's
your job all right okay fix your fucking throat your throat been over use of
some shit we can't hear you welcome to Karen though you're screwed or feel a
gas pump my god I refuse a gas pump I gotta refuel a gas pump no do we
What do we need what do we need what do we need what do we need?
Yo, what's it was it gas? Where's the gas cans give me that?
We got you guys we go pull for you go pull for you go pull for you don't worry about it
Oh
for a full table we'll give her like we'll give her like we give it like this much yes
we're a little bit oh fuck thank you man thank you so much for coming she's
kind of bad though straight no I felt an 89 for the 89 do we have any non
I did
It's it. Where are you?
Who just wapid?
Agent are you okay?
Thank you for coming to Karen's oh, please enjoy your cereal. Haha. Hey fine. Shit. Oh, you look good
What did you already forget about me?
What are you talking about?
No, no, this is what do you talk about? Yeah, I'm doing my job. We're talking to a car for
Yeah, that's my bit. That's my bit. All right, so I'm
So damn pumping a gas can't show what you can
I got you don't worry about it
All right
I don't share, I don't share again, I'm not a share on top of n***a, watch out.
I'ma, I'ma press it and I'ma press, nah, I'ma, I'ma press.
I'm holding it, I'm holding it, don't even worry about it.
No, I got it, I got it.
I got it, good shit, shuddy, hey shuddy.
I'ma pump your gas, Eddie, I'll pump your gas.
Eddie, time of the day.
In the f***ing car, Eddie.
Bye, shuddy.
Have a great day.
Hey, I, Lindsay, I'ma highlight you.
I'ma highlight you, Lindsay.
I'm a hot-ass you listen yo, yo, yeah, what are you at?
No, what?
What
You forgot about me like what are you talking about?
Forget about you. What happened?
What are you talking about?
Why your voice boss cut now?
What the f-
Alright, I think you're too close.
Wait.
You can't talk to me.
Bro.
You are paining me, bro.
How do I pain you?
You believe it.
How?
I-
I-
I-
I-
I'm gonna go like-
What?
What are you talking about?
You saw me die!
I mean, just like that, night fucking all lazy!
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
Come on, you bitch!
No.
No, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all-
Ah, shit!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
They're very happy.
What?
Ding! Hello!
How's the gas going over there, guys?
Really good, really good. I'm taking care of him.
Okay.
So that motherfucker ran me over, you didn't press him?
I can't hear reach.
That motherfucker ran me over, you didn't press him.
Yeah.
fucker ran me over you didn't press all right I trust huh yeah well that's how
I feel to die huh how about that hey I know you fucking died drew up
so no do you hear me maybe I knew him or do you hear me I hear you agent who you
can't sit up yeah here right but Seneca does undefinite discord yeah I don't
wait so I'm deafened and then we'll hear all right I'm gonna hit your
Discord bro, wait wait this whole time wait
Yeah
The Senate would be fucking what about out what about out? What about out?
What about out?
Y'all hear me
Oh
I bet we good the game was good how to fix this shit. Haha
Oh
I don't know, bitch.
That bitch, take it as shit!
That bitch, take it as shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see!
Let me see, let me see, let me see!
Fuck it, take it as shit!
Shit, fuck it, fuck it!
I'm so sorry.
Yo, the stupid fucking callin' and fucking fuckin' shit!
Oh, oh, my...
Oh
alien cock nigga she's shit on her she's shit on an alien cock nigga
wait is that a nigga what is that
come on let's you
let's you show you
what a good day guys
yeah can we have a team meeting inside the lab please
well I love what I see there today
Thank you.
No, it's okay.
Thank you.
Everybody else.
No dance is going to be in place.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Stop it.
Just give me...
Sorry.
Give me a second.
Just gotta...
Yeah.
Okay.
Tell my system.
Don't worry.
So there was a couple fatalities on the road today.
Sorry.
Sorry, man.
Sorry, man.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
I'm fucking Batman.
Shaking that little shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a manager?
Yes, sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What do you want?
You see the tip there?
Hello?
Are you OK?
Where is she?
I said, you're oozy shit.
Look at the little oozy.
Look at the little oozy.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Look at the little oozy shit.
We weren't telling.
We weren't telling.
Look at the little oozy.
Look at the little oozy.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, hey, hey, come back.
Hey, we gotta have a meeting.
Where did he go?
Hey, we need to have a meeting.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We didn't have a meeting.
We didn't have a meeting.
Agent, it's meeting time.
Stop playing around.
We didn't have a fucking meeting.
I can't hear you.
Agent, let's have a meeting.
Hold me so close.
Agent.
Agent.
Let's fuel up the diesel.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
Uh, I think our boss is mad, guys.
Agent, what do we do?
We got a lot of cancer.
I can't stop playing around with you.
Please, sir.
Huh?
Anyone else want a queen?
I don't know what queen is.
You just...
No.
I don't know what queen is.
I don't know what queen is.
I don't know what queen is.
You missed the spot? You missed the spot here?
I got it, don't worry.
Oh, thank you, Senna.
Oh, thank you, Senna.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you, Senna.
Thank you.
Thank you, Senna.
Well, just one day, okay?
How are you doing, that fucking mess up?
It's our day, it's everybody day.
Let me fucking...
Go fill up in life.
Everything grows.
Yeah, sir
Bucker hell yeah, what have you just goop all over the floor this happens with aliens regularly, and it's a lot of fun
What's my ass fuck quickly otherwise?
Wait, what what the fuck to goop is that that's about your day. It's about your day
Yo
They're not the fucking
Gather 500 buckaroos
Yeah, we gotta make more fucking brain y'all sorry start today start the fucking day start the fucking day
What manager did you have something to say for our meeting?
So far so far so far we've we've sell cereal.
Clean up your fucking mess.
I think that was your group.
No, no, no, my group was white.
This is green.
Someone takes it who volunteers that tribute.
You got it. You got it.
Come here, shit.
I don't want anybody goofing on the job.
Okay.
Yeah, no more fucking goofing.
I don't business out of Korea.
Let's go.
There we go.
What the fuck is all this goop whose goop is that wait wait all those groups were
Because it goes by color
What else?
Oh, yo, we made brand nigga
We make fucking brand
the job good job right why they find expensive
looks like a lot of nonsense
I don't know what's happening but I can't I don't think I could drink two
I just got fucking nauseous but my fucking stomach my fucking stomach
Fuck
Hey, I'm ready for the day
Yo, boo, this is my job
It was good nigga nigga do you got fucking pink hair and a pink mustache
I guess you need it
Detached gun
Why the fuck are you fried nigga?
Hey hold on, I gotta tell you something.
Fuck you nigga. Fuck you, you talking about nigga.
Fuck you dude. Fuck you, you talking about fuck nigga.
You can't do this shit nigga.
Fuck you nigga.
Hey, hey, hey, hey this is how I be fucking your bitches nigga.
I'll be having my leg like this.
Have you have my fucking leg around here?
Hey what's up? Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey rage, hey rage.
This me right here nigga when I'm nothing on your bitch nigga.
Fuck her.
Oh, so far so you taste this posture. I like the hair. I like if you got going on. I got you
You feel me? I give you anything you need. What you need?
Yo, yo, let me feel my fucking gas you handle the inside cashier game
Who's that? How much you need? What you need sure you need these are got you sure
Oh
You give me $55. I'm gonna fill your tanker. I'll fill your tanker. Yeah
Yeah, fairsanker
Got you shuddy, don't even worry about that shit. Hey, call me later bitch. Call me later
There's somebody with all the jams in here that might have been inside.
Thank you guys, let's go fucking that house.
Oh, nothing, nothing.
We got a question that we have not to answer.
Oh, right, right, right.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay.
She likes it?
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, boo, boo, boo.
What's up?
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
Sush, honey
Close the door we busy what's up what what what
Hey, what you a bro you a nigga or a bitch what you want on
Like the hair gone. I don't know yes, sir
Built like the easy so I can't sell about a player bills
Came and tell about us
What?
Is that a what?
Would I do that?
Oh, she ain't trying to show on this little show.
Oh, excuse me.
The janitor isn't working again.
She's behind the register.
And then I can't do my job right.
Emily, Emily, Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Shana's dick bitch. Yeah, just like that
Shana little shit
Shana little shit
Shana little shit
Shana no camera no camera. They gonna prove this to me
Shana shit
Shana shit
Shana ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, what up?
Yo, yo, yo, I just cleaned up the bathroom? I just cleaned up the bathroom?
Hello, manager. Hello, manager.
Oh, that's... Oh, that's not my manager.
Okay, shut up.
Manager, can I have a raise? I just got rid of the fart.
No, no, we're actually gonna have an eval.
We're gonna have an eval for you.
Oh, so, Shuddy, I like your hair, Shuddy.
It's giving black widow.
Facts!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give it...
Wait, wait, wait, why is that a bore?
I hate to be this guy, but there's some spooge inside.
I'm about to fill you up right here.
How much money you gave me, Shuddy?
Let me go on the farm this way.
No, I got you. I'll give you you know what I'm gonna be 93
93 I do you want back you 93
Hey, I got this I got this boss. I got this
Hey, give me a shorty look listen you give me $51, but I'm gonna give you $70 with the gas you understand
I said you call me later. I should come later
Yeah, I need you to post your name, everybody. Make sure to come back. Make sure you call me back.
Call me later.
Oh
How we doing how we doing I'm brave stop wasting the fucking money hundred more dollars
We need a hundred more dollars
Oh
game. And I won't be in a little trick. And I won't be in a trick. And I won't be in a
and trash but you're out here yapping with us
the fuck was that
hold on hell nah now give me a fucking bread nigga fuck
There's this smooth, smooth, smooth all over the floor.
Oh, no!
I can't work in these conditions.
Agent, I can't work in these conditions.
All right, go live, buddy.
I thought you just stopped fucking complaining.
Yo, punk ass!
Fuck out of her.
Get my fucking face.
She'll broke ass.
I can't give her this boss anymore.
I can't give her this boss anymore.
Fuckin' shit.
Yeah, you have $16 worth of gas broke ass, nigga.
Goddamn.
You can fuck out my stone, nigga.
It's a little aglast
Chop shit, you know, I don't get no holes
And again, oh
I guess research on
unlock first shop license upgrade
No, I
Con level what's our car?
that gas oh you smoking that gas wait hold on I was on my break I was on my
break hey nigga that nigga got some sauce on it oh you got a 93 didn't got
money nigga they got fucking money nigga $29 yo get this fucking ugly ass
nigga broke ass nigga come on fucking fuck 29 dollar with a fucking gas bro
bro it's a nigga nigga
you think I'm gay nigga? I ain't gonna over that shit
yeah bro you're the type of nigga to get nervous
but doctor might hit your G spot
you know what I'm saying like
you definitely could be gay bro
hey hey get out here with your little broke ass
with your broke ass
forgot her
and then came through with 93
fuck it 93
you need $29 worth of gas so broke ass
yo pick up that fucking sploosh
of the ground
Where is it? Where is it?
Oh my god, they keep saying it's so messy. It's even messy.
It is. It's a fucking disaster.
Yo, close the fucking stone.
How do you close the fucking stone?
Where you going, little nigga?
Register, register. We need to put on the register.
We're closed. We're closed. We're closed. We're closed.
Come on, bruh.
You are shot. Please don't be no broke, nigga.
deal with protein is all damn day nigga fuck 89 I feed up my dog got money my
dog has some bread yeah I get at my boy I get at my boy
let's let's have a great day have a great day sir
I've got a great day sir
Smoking that
Well, how do we get our first license of great what the fuck is that?
What the fuck was outside I don't see any more things that clean wait, this is so good
I got a $600. I got a 600 fucking dollars.
Who's she? Yo, why'd you turn a fart?
Close the door, close the door.
What is that? What is that? What was that? What was that? Am I tripping?
Oh, yeah. What are you doing?
You ready? I'm not ready. I'm just out here tonight.
They 12 they 12
I only got I only got three toes though. I you clearly have
You have one toe. Yeah, but you have one toe. Yeah, one toe tension three toes you know
Wait, what the fuck oh my god, what's behind you what the fuck is behind you what the fuck is that? What is that?
Okay.
Yeah, we just need a fridge now. How much is the fridge?
$500.
Alright, so we'll get by tomorrow.
Okay.
Let's keep selling.
Uh-huh.
Here we go.
I'm gonna up.
89 and 1 diesel. 5. Done.
Uh, what's going on? Well, go on, my...
Can I have a lunch break?
Can I have a lunch break?
Don't get so many drinks.
Don't get so many drinks.
It was like $9 each.
Did we even need to re-stock anything?
Really?
I feel like they satisfied us shit.
Purchase and place the fridge to the construction
menu using Tab.
OK.
Let's get a fridge.
I need to buy a fridge.
Where's our fridge?
We're having the same conversation all the time.
Are we wrong?
I probably haven't been locked in.
Fridge.
It's $600 for the fridge.
Yo, close.
Let's start the fucking day.
Let's start the fucking day and make some fucking bread.
Can we talk?
Everybody come in the lobby real quick.
Ooh, we got 87.
Let's talk.
Am I able to get my nebulizer and my voice heard?
Mr. Manager, I'm tired.
What do I do?
Eat you up tired also.
Mr. Manager, I'm really tired.
Can we sit down?
Mr. Manager, look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
Mr. Manager, can you look at me?
Hey, guys, hey, hey, guys.
Mr. Manager.
Mr. Manager.
Hey, hey, hey.
Mr. Manager.
You guys should just go in our cover.
You're a water-smoking cover.
You understand me?
Oh, this is not funny.
Yeah, today was right come on
That was cat that was cat that was cat
That is that you fucking dig right you fucking dig right you dig right
You're fucking dick right
Can I get my nebulizer?
Of course.
No!
The legs did not.
Yeah, you go grab your nebulizer.
Emily, can I fix you?
Uh, yes. I'll talk to him.
Um...
Where do I go?
Okay, is he...
Hello?
She went to get her nebulizer.
Where's the man?
I'm going to get my nebulizer right now.
Oh God.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Let's splurge.
Okay, I'm gonna go get it.
Obviously, I know how much it means.
It's right on there.
I mean, I need you to know the purpose of it.
Yeah, sir.
Just today, it was not just about, you know,
running a cesspool gas station like there we go.
It's more about, you know, keeping a low profile
so we're not being discovered, you know.
And when there's wind blowing all around
and there's trash everywhere,
I'm looking for, oh, what a job.
No.
And between me and you, you know, the coworkers don't have any cooperation.
I'm not waffling.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
And you know, the coworkers and the county, the county is there.
All right, between me and you, I'm not hearing your names.
Right.
honest manager and actually didn't look like I wanted to fill a co-worker.
Okay, yeah, just for right now just send that to HR.
I really, I drank some of the weed and Mr. Rage was the one that gave to me.
And I think ever since then I've been feeling a little loopy and I just can't really focus on working anymore
because he was giving me this weird food.
All right, so obviously there's no way
to validate that.
You're gonna have to just say,
yeah!
Hey!
What's going on?
Now we're just talking.
So, Emily, as I was saying,
just make sure everything is cleaned up.
I think I see some goof right there in the front door.
You can start off with that.
Oh, they're talking outside.
No, just catching her up on some of her new duties
and stuff like that.
All right, do you need me here in this conversation?
No, no, no, honestly, like, uh, we were just about to wrap up, so anyway, just make sure you get all this stuff done and then we get to go and set it for day three.
Now, keep talking because I'm not here.
This, this, is she cleaning over there?
There's my store.
I was cleaning, I was cleaning.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We gotta talk, we gotta talk.
No, I was just cleaning all the, I thought-
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
This is over here.
Hold on, I've got my smoke break, so come over here.
I think the manager and a little ugly alien are fucking
That's gotta be that gotta be a violation of the fucking I saw them in the corner
They're fucking looking at each other do some weird shit. Do I touch each other's shoulder all types? I think he fucking fucking
Yeah, I saw me
We'll tell you why I'm employed a month because I'm trying my fucking business and do my job
So how about you go to the gas station and do your fucking job?
you goody two-shoes teachers pet-ass bitch
You hear that bitch?
Yo Dana, fuckin' mountains, fuckin' fuckin'!
Oh, don't do that!
Wait, no I'm not.
Yes, honey.
You can do it right off somewhere.
Right.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
I have to talk to you.
Okay.
I have some weird shit.
What?
There's actually some weird shit going on.
You know how Senna got the fucking other alien ugly chuckle?
Dang
Okay, I'm not I'm not not even saying this. I don't know crazy. I think our managers fucking are our
coworker
No, no, I saw them talking. I saw the flirting. I think they're fucking
Yes
And then here's the thing
No, no, no, no, I was wondering I didn't think that at first until I was talking with some real smoking
He noticed I was a and she told me she thought y'all were fucking I was like, no, I was watching her jeweler
I asked the whole fucking day. Yes. I was like, I was watching her jewelry. I saw the day. Yes
I was like, I was watching your jewelry ass the whole day. You just weren't clicking you weren't cleaning
You know, I say like, that's that's what the fuck I was thinking. That's what I was thinking and I realize
I
Used to feel the same and that sounds like yo, maybe they're the ones fucking and they're trying to distract us from the ventral
Don't blame on somebody else. You know what I say
They're just trying to fucking start shit to distract us for that. They're fucking
Fucking weird bro, it's fucking weird
What the fuck
Why don't you tell him that?
I don't know. I need a reason to say why I was a bad one for yesterday.
So I just said that you drugged me because I got nothing else to say.
I can go to fucking prison and fucking Saturn for that shit.
Fucking castrate me.
I'm just telling the truth and he said he's playing care honestly, so it's fine.
The rules on this fucking planet are different.
The rules on this planet are different. I can't fucking say I drugged you.
Really?
Yes. On Mars and shit, you know what I'm saying?
That's different over here. They don't play that shit. No, sir
They're fucking and we need to catch them look they haven't probably conversations out the store right now
Let's let's see what they talk about
Back natural
All right, what's going on
What you guys doing out here?
Just ready to start the day?
Have a little smoke break?
We didn't want to smoke near the store?
Oh, cool, cool.
Nah, yeah.
So you smoke in the bag.
Everybody knows that.
Why don't you go get the day started for me real quick, all right?
All right.
Hey, boss!
Look at amazing still as always.
Oh.
Why do you call me boss?
still is always
Why did you call me boss?
Little fucking retard
Oh, and you're wearing this
And you're matching
I'm not your enemy here. What's your fucking enemy? I'm over there talking to our fucking co-worker as you talk shit about you
But you don't want nobody, but it's cool.
It's cool.
No, no, no.
Hey, can I talk to you?
What the fuck do you want?
What do you want?
Well, you're not...
Wait a second, wait a second.
You're not my...
Oh, actually.
I'm gonna walk.
Walk, walk, walk.
Are you still walking around with the scrubber?
Listen to me.
What?
You're not my enemy.
You're dead weight.
The moment you blink, you lose your fucking job.
And I get a promotion.
Really?
Really?
Really?
You think I would be a viper?
Really?
You think I would be a viper?
Really?
You think I'm gonna get fired you think me I'm gonna get fired. I think you're gonna get fired
All right, let's get in one. There's more if there's more you want more even with fucking gig. You understand the fuck
I'm sorry. I want I want I want I want I want to have no problems here. I want to have no problems. You remember this
Remember this remember this
Remedies fuck that long fucking bosses shit fuck that
I'm not gonna be honest.
I'm not gonna be honest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss.
You're a great guy.
He just tried to drug me, and he just started to punch me.
Stay, stay.
Hey, Rach.
Boss, can I talk to you for a second?
Boss, can I talk to you?
No, I, I feel like this conversation...
No, no, no, no, no.
Boss, boss, boss.
Boss, I need to talk to you.
No, no, no.
I do feel like this conversation is red everywhere
because you keep running around saying things about people
and doing things about...
I haven't said things that...
I'm gonna be honest with you, man.
What have I said? What have I said? What have I said it?
What have I said boss? I just don't like how you're cheating me like I'm a bozo, you know?
How about cheating like, boss, I've just been doing my job, yes I flirt with fine shit
when they need to eat fucking gas, but that's the most I'm doing. What have I said it?
Tell me what I've said, tell me.
How about, how about this, how about this?
No interactions, any employees, I don't remember.
You do your job.
Maybe, I'll maybe start.
Oh, that's hard for them.
Sir, I hate to be this guy, but do you think that maybe
I could do gas, because I think that I would feel safer,
customers felt like there was a good employee
that was helping them, you know?
You know what, I like that.
How about you do gas, and then we're gonna put you.
Oh, a Canada, Canada, Canada.
There's a booth right there on the ground,
there's a booth right there on the ground, Rach,
pick it up go ahead don't be scared awesome so just you know clean up
after everybody make sure pick up any trash you see and let's get this day
started everybody let's go Emily Emily do you want register do you want to try
I guess.
I like my dessert, it's very funny.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad.
What are you fucking worried about here?
What are you fucking worried about here?
You think he's gonna fucking terrorize me?
I'll show them the fucking terrorism, I'll show them the fucking terrorism nigga.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh!
Bus!
Yeah.
You get to get started?
Uh, no, I just want to say, I need to make sure that everything's all clean.
Okay!
Manager!
Manager!
Manager!
Manager!
Manager!
Fuck these motherfuckers.
What's the issue?
I don't want to be like a snitch on you, but me and Luthor need to do it.
And he said both of us the same thing.
Okay, well here look.
Um, obviously there's only four of us here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As long as we know he's...
Boss, come on.
You don't see this, you don't see this.
You don't see what they're trying to do.
Please! No interactions!
Boss, they're trying to fucking turn me against you.
What are you trying to tell you against me gang?
Ray show me your pockets.
What? Why are you short?
There's nothing about fucking pockets.
There's nothing about fucking pockets.
There's nothing about fucking pockets.
You're probably stealing something.
You're a boss crack.
Boss.
They hate men and they're trying to fucking
turn you against me gang.
They're trying to run this fucking store.
We're right here.
You're shit talking to us.
Here's the difference. Here's the difference it may be you I taught my grievances in front of everybody you got it
I don't know what's going on.
What?
No, that's empty crate.
Oh.
So, fuck.
I'm ready to lock in boss. I'm ready to lock in boss. I'm
You're right. You're right. You're right. I'm in the wrong. You're in the right. I'm
I'm a lucky I'm showing you this shit that I'm a lucky
where's where's where's you sure
uh
see
your pockets
don't talk to me I don't talk to you don't talk to me I don't talk to you
okay just grab me grab your shit
don't get the fuck
go pick up some trash
Dave about to start
Dave start it
Dave starting Dave starting anybody
like Dave in position in position
in position
What they're trying to do
What am I trying to do I'm not sure I do anything. I'm not doing anything
I don't know what you're talking about
We have customers
Okay, thank you, boss, thank you, boss.
Oh, fuck.
Alright.
Manager, manager, manager.
Fuckin' medic, fuckin' medic gaming, bro.
She was fine on her own, what the fucker?
Yo, who's now? Why does nobody have to fuck the register?
No!
Oh my god, I just caught Emily dropping the prices there.
Why the fuck are the prices at zero, you bot?
The fuck is wrong with you, gang?
Holy fuck.
Do your fucking job.
Do your fucking job.
Have a wonderful day, ma'am.
Wraith, Wraith, clean up your fucking boot, bro.
It's that simple.
We've been fucking, I'm fucking clean.
Stop fucking talking to me.
Stop fucking talking to me.
You're on your last joint. You pick that up. It's trash, dick face.
Pick up the trash.
Man, I'm trash, dick boy.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Hi, ma'am. Thank you so much for the cash. That is awesome.
Oh, there it is.
Thank you for shopping with us.
Uh-oh. Here you go.
What do you think?
Hmm, great selection they have here.
There's so much stuff.
Oh!
Oh, sorry.
Okay, okay.
Hello!
Thank you for coming.
Hey garbage, what's good about boy?
It's the process.
What's good about boy?
Can you spell it out a zaza?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, we got some sploosh. Can you clean some sploosh right here?
There's a fucking sploosh. There's a fucking sploosh.
Got sploosh right?
Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
Clean up auto-glue. Clean up auto-glue.
I think that's a group that's a group that's a group.
The fellow earlier cost the same oh now the single customer has been worried about the mess in here because it's been spotless and clean
Just want to point it out. I got it. Just want to point it out
Hey, Ray, you got trash by the car. Yep. I'm cleaning it. I'm cleaning it and don't worry about it. Fuck you piece of shit
Hello? Thank you for coming.
$10.00 for some black peas.
It's a wonderful day, sir. You're doing amazing and your coral is awesome.
Try and take some money!
Fucking piece of shit.
Wow, amazing.
We're at 244 dollars.
It's getting close.
Um, Raze, they're mad at how dark it is.
You're the same boy.
Take out this piece of trash. Can you please a company that you see somebody having a smoke break you and just chat chat it up with them
No, I don't talk to boys
No, not employee dick head customers. I'll talk to customers other I
Like watching range clean
Nope
Oh, range over here my dude!
Here don't you wanna clean it?
I'm gonna just work a little unhappy.
Shit the fuck is that talking to me?
Yep, yep, yep.
What's that fucking talking to me?
This is great.
Keep collating.
Oh, I got a bit of dirt.
Sorry.
It's just too busy relishing my core.
There's this thing here.
And there we go.
They are so mad.
They're all angry.
He
Cut some trash any trash here, I really got no trash right here. Oh
Piece of shit
What's the trash is?
What?
What do you want?
This is a little bit of a green mist by a gas pump, you want to take care of that?
Yes I'm gonna do that.
Get off my ass.
This is shit.
Fucking boss always on dick.
I
What's that about
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Of course. Of course. I'll be
right there. You're right. I
see a lot of trash. Don't
worry about it. Don't worry
about it. I've been cleaning
it. Don't worry about it.
Anywhere about it.
Boss, I just want to let you
know when I was working, we
had $600. I just want to
let you know. I just want
to let you know when I was
working, we had $600 by
I
Said just want to let you know
Cut is that cut the ass cut ass
Cut the ass cut the ass
Where? Where?
Right here.
Oh my fault. I was too busy like cleaning and shit.
That was a very good day. Did you fix the manager?
We did not make that much money.
We are gold what's it about?
$1?
Who the fuck puts us in $2?
We're out of $93. Do we have anymore?
Nah, I could buy some more.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
Stop sabotaging our store.
We're gonna fuck this mess.
That's about trash bags
Yep
Oh
You need more 93. I'm waiting on the boss.
Oh, not all great. That's for you.
Oh, we get more 93.
Oh, that's for rage.
Thank you so much for coming to care and go. I hope you have a great night.
I
Fucking use this shit fucking trash
what your fire what why wait why you spent $800 stone money on a bunch of
fucking drinks you're trying to bankrupt us you motherfucker it was them it was
them why the fuck would I do that no why the fuck would I do that dumbass
You saw me clean the whole fucking time dummy. You saw me
I saw you in the back. I saw you in the back the entire time
What the fuck they got to do with me?
Manager, that was not us, please.
That was not me, Nicko! Bro, that was not me!
If you try to expose this to aliens, you're done.
Sir, if you can just turn in your uniform, leave him alone.
I don't want to hear or see of you ever again.
Don't bother. Don't even bother. Don't even bother.
Don't even bother. Don't bother. Hey, hey!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck this fucking storm!
Fuck you! Fuck all you niggas, Nicko!
Fuck all you niggas, nigga. Come out.
Wait, did it kick you guys out?
Hey, dad!
Oh, no!
I was about to expose the whole fucker operation, gang.
The whole fucker operation was going down, gang.
The whole fucker operation was going down, gang.
That was so fun!
That was fun, right?
That was fun!
That was my favorite part!
Oh man, we got a sitting on. I heard that one.
Who am I?
I want, I want, I want.
We feel a lot proud.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Good night!
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow. This was a 10 hour stream. I think maybe tomorrow.
It wasn't the stream.
Yeah, it's so funny.
W9 hour 40 minutes, jeez.
That was fun.
It was fun, our peeing with you guys.
You guys were great at it.
I like that.
All right, buddy.
I'm sorry, but...
I can't play anymore. You gotta come inside.
Wait. Oh, okay.
You can't play with your friend anymore.
We just don't we do the reactions you gotta play hollow night
You know it's time
You know it's time to
Go chat time to go to work chat. You know it's time to put in the overtime chat. It's been it's been real
It's been real game it's been lit
No, they're not
No, no, Emily said good. I you good man. Yo chat. I love y'all. It's it's been real. Yeah
Okay, alright, how the frame?
Okay, your leading love interest is on the bed, you come in, you're a spy, and you find
the person you've been tracking this entire time fucking your girl.
And action.
What the fuck are you doing on my face?
Fucking nigga!
What?
Stop!
You're showing mad goons, bro.
What?
You got mad!
What are you talking about?
What are you...
What are you gonna show a goon?
That's all you gotta do to your backshots.
You're a fuckin...
You're a fuckin' ass, please!
You're a fuckin' ass!
You're a fuckin' ass, please!
Yes, please!
Bro, that was crazy!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
They're gonna fuck about bitch, now he gotta get fucked, nigga!
No revenge!
No, bro, but like...
What are you talking about?
I didn't like that, you didn't...
Can we try to game?
You didn't do no dialogue, you just yelled and then like started to join in.
I was there penetrating under your ass!
the fucking time I
I said I'm a little boy. Am I crazy?
Is that crazy? Yes. Yes.
Chaz that crazy? Yes.
I feel like you should have said something like
Wait I'm gonna break it. Wait, what?
I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm lying.
I'm lying. I'm lying.
Real shit though. You think in Hollywood, like in director,
it's like, you know,
directing a scene and then he has to watch the actors
and actors and then like he loathe like,
it's like a scene that's make the leap
like starts to get hard he's like in the scene or do I keep it going okay that's
actually very fucking interesting game but what if you do what does the actual
case so the actress right when she's having her sex in me okay and shit they
both are actress and actor know that this is business yeah but what if the
actor dead ass gets bricked yeah and like she's feeling that she'll rub on
all that like she's like brick like you feel me this is supposed to be just
But like you dead-ass are like like real rock solid right now. So that's a question. Okay, can you date a nectrist?
Wait, how does that?
What you doing actress? So let's say she gets a fucking
Million-dollar deal in a Marvel movie, but she has a sex scene. Okay, who's she fucking?
I ain't no deal, baby. It's the whole
Okay, listen, let's not ruin a good thing. Let's say it's Chris Hemsworth
That's the word. It depends on the CGI of it, in my opinion.
Fuck the CGI! You know their body to body in real life though, like.
Okay, but what's... Here's a lesson that I feel like you need to learn, and you should have learned a long time ago, but for some reason you're 28 and you don't know it.
Let's just... Let me ask you a simple question. Just yes or no, okay?
And it may seem obvious at first, but you see what I'm doing, okay?
Let's say me and you, right?
Can me and you, or let's say this,
are there women that you attract that I don't attract?
Yes.
Are there women that I attract that you don't attract?
Yeah. Yes.
So to me, wait, what was I doing with that?
I don't fucking know, okay?
I don't know where I'm at.
What the fuck?
I did that as a no cap, I did that as a high moment.
And I forgot what we were talking about.
What were we talking about?
What's that about sex, getting actresses?
Yeah, that's right. So what I was saying with that was
Because you can a certain of us can only attract a certain you know I'm saying it's like you finish like bro
It's Chris Hemsworth. It's a job like if I'm really solid
I'm really hold down with my girl bro
She's gonna be attracted to me for me you from I'm saying and I'm gonna know that
Chris Hemsworth in his wildest dreams even though he got a body even though he got you know
He thought he not attracting my girl like I'm attracted my girl you feel I'm saying
You think if your bitch had a sex scene with Chris Chris Hemsworth she's not feeling nothing like she's not feeling no type of emotions
No, she might feel some type of way though, but here's what I'm you think you're gonna like it in any way
Yeah, here's what I'm saying. Okay. Okay. Let me paint a different picture
Who
who who someone right now just just name a famous person in your head right now
a better Anderson okay and the name another one okay Johnny what Johnny
what there's a little way no no no no a girl oh Beyonce okay so let's take a
Bella danger and Beyonce okay okay a Bella danger you work with okay Beyonce is
loving your life yes you're telling me of course Beyonce is gonna understand
that okay you're about to go work with the Bella danger I know that that's
that's the human body that's you know what I'm saying that's not you saying
oh I'm gonna fuck that's just a the body us rubbing doing the scene it's
gonna cause natural reactions that are okay that are totally normal but I
I don't feel nothing for you because I'm not around you all the time.
I don't know your personality.
I don't know.
I really just know you for this job, for this work, for this film.
You feel what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Which is OK.
Which is OK.
So I'm saying.
So that's what I'm saying.
Yes, Chris Hemsworth probably going to do his thing.
But at the end of the day, at the end of the day,
they're really only one Thor making real penetration.
You understand me?
That's you.
Make a situation.
Yes.
Waste below.
So hands down, hands up.
I feel like if I was an actor,
I should be allowed to do that, but they can't.
Double standards.
What?
Yep.
I can have, if I was an actor,
I could have sex scenes, she can have sex scenes.
So if you were an actor,
you were dating or married to an actress,
you'd be like, yo, you can keep doing
what you're doing, but without the sex.
Yeah.
And then she was like, cool, you,
and you were like, nah,
I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing though.
Yeah.
And then what if she was like, but you, it's not fair.
And she's like, you should stop doing your sex scenes too.
Listen, odds are I've had sex scenes in the past.
Okay, I'll tell you for her.
I'm not gonna get with a digit, no sex scenes.
So let's say she has had a sex scene before
and while we're dating, she's like, oh, I got a sex scene.
So you're dating like a voice actress?
No, not every girl has an actress has sex scenes, right?
I just feel like so you're dating like a actress that has that had a section you're dating like a 2b movie star
No, there are major Lee actresses that they're on
They want um there's an a-list actors who has a sexy name
Wait wait wait
Peter Parker's grandma
Peter Parker's grandma. Yeah, which one may I may actually which aren't made because two of them have the old one
The older fucking one the old lady on God in the 30s. She probably got out there. We can find some footage
What's her name? What go to her IMDb?
Go to her I am to go to Aunt May from from 2003 spider-man's IMDb on God
We can find a film where she fucking it. Okay back. Let's do that
No look at that IMDb you telling me no look at that IMDb
That's no fucking emotion!
What?
See look at that we're crazy!
What?
Okay let's see.
Rosemary hairs.
Last.
Does.
Rosemary hairs.
This is crazy.
Type in for research purposes.
Oh
Let's just say
Roll their section
Archives what?
Oh my god
Oh my God!
Oh, chat, I'm gonna hug you.
I'll see you tomorrow, game.
I, oh my, I'm sorry.
I actually apologize to which I did not mean that, though.
I was trying to see if she ever had a sex on me.
Like, cause you know, they say yes.
I thought, hey, I was gonna answer the fucking shit.
I promise you, I'm sorry.
Chat, I'm out of here.
I love you, chat.
See you tomorrow, stream.
See you tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll be out of here.
Don't mind me, please.
This is gonna be a fake.
All right, yeah.
you