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No, I hear me I hear me
I hear me
Yeah, yeah, it happened, bro
First and foremost
I'm gonna W20 hot in the fucking building game
You know I'm saying chat you can find some gems off eBay. Yeah, I got this shit off eBay, bro
I don't know how y'all feel about you better. I won't forgot eBay second foremost
Hello, I'm gonna go to come in and clean this shit up
I need to pull these keycaps off and, you know, keyboard a little later, you know, you
can just buy a new keyboard.
We can just, you know, take the key caps off and
Get your sick ass over here. Oh, I'm recovering. You're the one that's sick now. Cause who?
I need some more paper. I need some more paper. You ever use some more paper?
you principal Peckley chopped ass me this is a real nigga knee gang this
need got fucking character all y'all need is the fucking smooth and shit y'all
need the only like y'all been to work one time you can tell when a nigga
plays sports by looking at their knees gang a little pussy on a little knee
got no scrapes on that shit nigga don't go outside look at that knee yeah we
good but fuck all that chat oh my god bro that motherfucking hit me like a truck
gang oh my god listen where your medicine I've been owed I'm not gonna lie
the way I've been OD on medicine I think I'm gonna have an overdose game I swam
I have overdosed I wasn't gonna spark but I go law I see agent spark the girls
I got a show face bro. I got a show face. I got a show face, but look
Public service service. Yeah public service announcement. I
Don't give a fuck if you speak to cam
You said if she would aim if you have a fucking collab with me and you're sick
Stay your sick ass home. I
Don't give a fuck
Do you understand me?
To not a single fucking clab in the world that's worth getting fucking sick of, I'll do the fuck, P5!
I don't care!
Gio, what a clip. Pimp me, clip.
Gio, pin the fucking clip!
Gio, pin the fucking clip!
I had to think I was about to buy you bronchie con bonanza.
I was about to buy it after the trip, P5.
I was gonna buy it, I was gonna buy it for you!
I swear
Niggas was calling me crazy. Niggas was saying, all right, shut up. Mind you, chat
The last time I was sick was the phase sub-a-thon game. We've been on a streak
We've been ducking and dodging all these viruses and shit. You did what I was saying?
We've been ducking and dodging
But let's see what P-5 says in this clip. Let's see what let's see what happened
one week ago
chat one week ago what the fuck what the fuck is happening oh I hit oh listen
OMG I'm sick too what are your symptoms everything gang
LaCarrie, that's what the fuck up everything QT. Have you held around Archey lately?
Apparently Archey is patient zero, but let's really talk about it. Let's get here
What is happening yo yo yo yo Colton the keyboard is fucked the keyboard is fucked you're clicking shit it's fucked
No game! What the fuck?!
Golden, bring your fucking ass over here!
Golden!
Golden!
Fuck you both clicky shit and fucking butt in the fucking prep.
Oh, in reading mode.
So what is that?
The R?
Needs help reading.
Is that the R key?
I don't know.
Are you giving it to keyboard?
Nice.
Yeah, I'll just stick you on mine for it now.
Now don't worry.
This came from your fucking body.
These are your fucking germs.
They're yours! For the fuck you, boy!
Damn.
But I ain't mad at you, because you got to compete for us.
I didn't do anything, man.
Fall. Not even your fault, bro. Not even your fucking fault.
We should be good.
Um...
Call me to be good!
Yeah, I don't need any of that stuff. I'm gonna turn this down a little bit, though.
Come on, date eight of this, date eight!
Wait, page seven?
Oh, cutie, dude.
Oh my God.
I can't yell, I can't yell.
Thank you, Coltie.
Cutie, look at this shit.
I pre-needed this shit a week ago, gang, a week ago.
Shit.
Bro, you know, you don't know bitch of a guy.
I legit seen P5.
She was legit, this coffee at the table would not have been covered in brown sugar, like...
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I don't even care about what I call a thief, and I'll fucking cut that!
I'm not contagious.
And then she got all of her shit.
All the CS entire house is sick, and I am.
You're fucking terrorist.
Hang on, call to justice!
Bye!
No!
I told them, though.
I told them, girl, the case is page zero!
I told them I have a cold right now, and then everyone still chose to talk to me, because I'm popular.
I
Private pages people are his popular but look listen, huh?
Right after that her remarks at Colton just sneezed she was not lying
Colton got sick. He's like, oh my allergies are acting up. I
Said colonel when the fuck have you ever had allergies to your goddamn motherfucking life Colton?
You're contaminated. Oh
Colton, you've never had a fucking allergy before. What are you talking about?
You don't just fucking gain allergies after you're just like, what are you talking about?
And now we're here. I'm hot. Is it hot in here?
It's hot. It's hot in here, Chad. Or what? Is it me?
Ugh. I'm sorry, Chad. I say all this to say I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.
We're supposed to be live way earlier doing a bunch of other shit and because today you're getting a half-assed shrimp
I'm a hundred percent saying extra day. I'm gonna do shit with Emily instead of tomorrow with y'all, bro
Agent can't stay I'm gonna stay next your day 100% before I was like 50 50
Culture I appreciate you. I appreciate you
I'm for sure gonna stay next your day because I really feel like I'm gonna feel better tomorrow
It's like it's about the same right now. It's at this peak like it's just peak
it's his peak. I'm going to stay the next day and we're going to do whatever you feel
me about. Well, go on my you like my shirt.
He got me this and told me to come back to him.
What?
That guy outside got me this and told me to come back to him.
Now what are you going to do about that?
No.
Because this is, because I'm supposed to be yours.
Now?
And you got me a Taylor Swift-signed guitar.
I got him a Taylor Swift-signed guitar.
First, by the way.
First.
Anthony Nugget's signed Jersey. Now that's cute and all but don't come over here with
that shit. Now that motherfucker on the other hand I might have to talk with him because
what the fuck is he trying to do? What the hell is he trying to do? Wait, hold on, hold
on. What?
He just slutted out.
I was like, what the fuck going on? Because I feel like you gave me a lot of gifts which
makes sense because I've been helping you for a while.
Yeah, you've brought us through.
I haven't really seen him in a minute. And then we see him today and then, like, this
You got just a sign game. That's that's true signature. That's all the same one
Yeah, this was this was high. No, it's all right
Yeah, like it's not as cool as the like the guitar one
Pretty funny, but he just gave you that yeah, so it out though it up
though it up
Qt's here. Oh look give me that Judy. Yeah, give me that. Yeah. Give it. Is this real? Yeah, give me Qt
Give me Qt you need that shit. Is this verified?
You don't need that shit.
What do you mean I don't need that?
It's my favorite artist.
What do you mean I don't need that?
OK, no, no, because I got you better shit.
Give me QT.
No, but I'm saying, just because you got me,
can I not have multiple things in my favor?
Not from that nigga.
He's trying to divide.
We can't have that over here.
That's Tassie.
OK, but he's not.
We work together.
Worked.
Worked.
Worked.
He's trying to divide, hey, Bob.
We can't have that seven-eighties-hub relationship
we got going on.
He's a negative, he's a negative correlation.
You remember A&P?
Remember.
That's the brothers, yeah, I remember A&P.
You know A&P boot camp?
One of my favorite A&P videos.
You know, it's just like, there's a lot of memories there,
you know, so it just, it feel weird if I threw this out,
you know, because he got it like.
That's why you're not gonna throw it out.
You're gonna give it to QT.
QT, text Abraham how your PO box address
or home address, he'll mail it over to you, right?
Right, Abraham?
Yes.
That's what he's gonna do.
W.A. hide in the chat.
W.Humbleism.
W.Firveless.
Are you gonna have a talk with him though?
Yeah, I'm actually gonna have a talk with him.
Yeah, it's for you too.
That's fucking weird.
No, no, chat.
No, I'm some G-shit.
It's called donating is good for you.
Fast, it's called donating.
Oh, the fucker, fucker.
Kutty, how are you feeling?
Are you sick?
Why, I need to,
hold on, I need to fucking throat coat or some shit.
No, I need throat coat.
Throat coat, do it work?
Okay, cutie.
I don't know if she's cool with Pokemon or anything.
Ugh.
But can you ask her to live with me?
Does she hate me?
Yeah, you're fucked.
Cutie, that clip was cut game, right?
After, I said I did absolutely give it, I was joking.
It was fucking joking, fucking joking.
I love fucking fucking joke.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a fucking joke, gang.
And Sina set me up, because I honestly wasn't even thinking
about Pongy while I was sitting in the car.
But when she asked me, I was like, wait, I did say kind
of goofy, and Pongy man did kind of
say like that back then.
So why not, bro?
It's 2026, it's been like fucking 10 years, gang.
You know what I'm saying?
She got the neighbor and shit.
Ain't nobody worried about that shit.
They don't even be cooking that shit.
Like, what are we talking about?
I don't even care.
Like, come on, bro.
It's 2026.
They already mad at me? Yes, don't talk to me.
Yes, P5.
You P4.5 right now. You P4.
And Max is, Max is butting line P1.
This nigga over here copying nigga's hair styles and shit.
I don't know what's going on.
It's black history month two. It wasn't me.
Nigga, it was literally you, gang.
it was dead-ass you bro there's no way to
I
Raise
We've been a good pain
What up people? Yeah, what up rage? How you feel like man? I'm not good. You're sick. That's all right
We're gonna change that this is a wet towel you dirty dirty. That is what my balls with that shit
You just put your hands on my fucking sick balls
My sick balls
These are my ball cells on my face. I'm cool with that shit.
It's my time, okay?
You got no soap in here! We're the soap bag!
Hey, you know what you're talking about?
You're gonna wash your hands with no soap?
Hey, Chad, you should've asked me what it is.
You're gonna have three colognes and no soap!
Hey, listen.
The Swag Coast's first, guys.
The Swag Coast's first.
No, no, no. I need soap. Do I need toothpaste?
No
Swag goes first yeah, yeah, I got heads at times again. It's fine. I want your ball for the love of me
Do you have a cover station? Yeah
Hi agent big fan. Can I have a CD? Oh speak of CDs?
Did you were you a my daughter me
Now this one my pet peeves game
You don't like that. I have a hot
Fuck I don't give a fuck. It's not gonna turn off. Fuck it. It's not my fucking don't make me fucking yell
There's a bot check the fucking bot gay
Tell fucking fans
Fuck a fan
I'm hot. I'm sick leave it on you're not turning it off. You have a fucking room. No
What the fuck is that what do you do?
That's my defense boy. You wouldn't oh BS is curly after the all-stream record will be shut down. No
What was that defense? That's like you know, that's the perfect defense because you'd have to be gay to jump on
on you he will go boom I wasn't gonna have the perfect offense for that what's
that oh yeah we see that last night don't make me yell agents okay I'm
gonna say nothing bro why'd you give me that see you bro I'm not gonna lie if I
see something Taylor Swift later I'm buying it for aim period I don't know
Where I am game cuz I don't know shit about Taylor Swift. They said aim high loves Taylor Swift. That's it
I gotta I got I got I got a tell us no sign guitar and a common little
mellow fucking
Sign but it's not a competition. Oh, yes, it is. We work together. You can have all sign Taylor Swift shit
Cutie Cinderella wants it. We're what last time you get cutie Cinderella sign Taylor Swift. Give that's her favorite artist, too
You know the next time I get a Taylor Swift thing what I'm gonna just buy to and I'm gonna get one QT
Why you not even accepted though you well cuz I'm
Yeah, oh tell us with some of women so you might as well. Yeah, you might as well come back in
We said tell my dudes
He just leaves
Yeah, bro, he's on a mission just like cutie and this is what I'd like to say I just want to weigh in and say that I feel like
you know
Judy she gives you
And I feel like with me saying this to you
She should also recognize like when I'm trying to do for her as well and maybe me and QT should exchange friendship bracelets
Oh, that is some that's a tell-it-all shit. You guys haven't done that before that's a tell-it-all shit
In fact, I asked you to ask her that when you went to collaborative for the first time and you did it
I'll do it for you QT. Well, you make friendship bracelets with our fellow Swifty friend over here. Am I please?
No, you do have to you have no choice
Am I is requesting I
I got so many already
Good right? Yeah, okay. She's basically saying like she could just give me one, but you got a lot too
Do you sell do people sell friendship with us?
How do you so how do you get?
No, it's fucking hot in here agent turn the fucking fan faster is all the faster for a pissing pitting game
Maybe the reason why you're sick is because you're sleeping underneath the fan post.
I don't fucking sleep with a fucking fan on bum nipple.
It wasn't fucking on, it was on because it was fucking hot in a game.
I got a fucking cold sweat, I'm fucking hot.
I'm waiting.
Hey guys, hey guys.
It's the girl.
Wow, oh, oh god.
Cares all back together.
Guys, look what AJ got me.
Sign.
My favorite person.
Taylor Swift out on that same wedding gift.
Is that a gift for me?
Why do you put white on your nose?
What?
Hey guys, I missed you guys today.
There they go.
Wait, I thought you were fucking cool.
Yo, wait, why can't you get sick, Senna?
I got on some things.
She got sick.
I told you, I know these things so well.
How'd you guys work out the shit?
I knew these things so well.
It was crazy.
These cars, it was great.
Good.
You had a good workout today?
Great workout.
You thought you guys did today?
You don't give a fuck to get sick?
I knew it was fucking ketchup packets yesterday.
I know these niggas so well I have y'all memorized
I don't want to hug rain cuz that's my
What
Cover your mouth
Bro, what did you fucking do that?
No, it's like you watch mix much larts I'm putting in a full guard
Yeah, and then if you do jump on, you can, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
I was like, I don't think, the benefit is I didn't wear a face mask, so it'll be for you, and then you can wander around the house free.
Wait, like, like.
And I got you gloves, too.
I don't like wearing a face mask when I'm sick, because I feel cautionary for women, so I'm good, thank you though.
I'm not talking about you, though.
Thank you though, Sid.
I'm talking about you, man.
Thank you, though, Sid.
I'm talking about you, selfish fuck, so you're gonna wear a fucking mask, so I don't get sick.
I don't think I'm gonna change this anyway.
I get sick if I get sick what make sure you let you better look look look look look and I know you guys so well
I have your tendencies memorize. She's the actually manage it
You know
Filter out the germs through my t-shirt. That's true
You be a cause been clotting
They got a little smaller
Kits well when we call them verified we get stream there and then an old Karen even though we were in the corner being
Irrespectable verified by multiple people this lady's going I don't like that. They're feeling at all
How much you great
People like that
Yes, we brought you something to cheer you up
From where
It's from
To be expected
We were having a terrible day without y'all too.
Yeah, really?
And that's another thing, we have never, never,
do anything that you guys would want to do.
Yeah, we were very respectful.
We were like pretending you guys were.
So, what were you guys up the whole day?
I thought you went to the gym.
Yeah, honestly, you guys would go up for like five hours.
They left the house at 2 p.m.
It was a long workout.
Yeah, and then we're like, traffic.
No, but traffic.
There was a lot.
You know our little traffic.
It's real.
Stop, sorry.
So, where'd you go to get the gifts?
Oh, let's go or horses
Wait, what's a Disney Springs again
Okay, what else
That rain force cafe tomorrow tomorrow we go to epic universe
I'm staying at your day.
No, I'm Epcot.
Epcot, Epcot.
Epcot, Epcot.
You want to go to Epcot?
Oh, a little drum and air all through you and say something different.
Why don't you want to go to Epcot?
Why don't you want to go to Epcot?
It's fine.
But Epcot is cooler.
No, but Epcot has never been.
But nobody here has been to Epcot.
But nobody here has been to Epcot.
So we're going to Epcot.
Your ass on a bed can be so sick as you're gapping out of the way, but you should be resting
and you shouldn't even get close to us.
So we're going to go to Epcot tomorrow.
Oh.
So we're going to Epcot tomorrow.
Oh.
Here's been to every universe
Y'all going on
I'm gonna be better by tomorrow. I can feel that this is the peak of it. And it's wrong. It's gonna be I'll be good
Right, and maybe we can take our cards. No, we're gonna be good. We're gonna be good trust
So what if all my gifts at
You meant to say you had gifts for me please yeah well agent since you're so sweet maybe
you can have yours first oh this sounds fun yeah okay
oh joking oh just a joke you gotta be more polite yeah this is overall I think the way
you treat women yeah what if it's like a quack yeah okay I think I do wow this is overall
oh wow this looks like a huge huge
wow
wow
and of course I've reached to I guess
oh there's both of them
right
yeah right
so we missed you guys so much today
okay
so everybody both of you close your eyes
eyes yeah and we're gonna we're gonna hand them to you yeah yeah put your hands
out look clean your eyes close you want to check my hands
Agent out move your neck you go open
don't put your hands out agent no no put your hands out
So you can hold it, and then Ray cheers.
Okay, open your eyes!
Open your eyes!
Dude!
You know my favorite car, right?
Yeah!
Wow!
We like it at the BTO.
Bro, it's hot!
No, that is...
Oh my God!
They got you this shit because you've been doing the duck races!
They really know you.
Thank you so much.
They know you and your community.
I appreciate that.
The duck races, Chet.
I love you.
I love you.
The street scotters can be no more.
Yeah, sir.
I like shirts.
Aw.
Wow.
Wow.
You're lying.
Why'd you get me this one?
We just thought you would like it so much.
Why?
Because it's duck.
I knew everybody likes ducks.
Yeah.
I got a universal.
Are you complaining?
No.
I love animals I love you I love animals duck race
This is a great guess I know I didn't get a gift from them
But we all three got gifts and I think all three of them are pretty cool
You know saying like I got my favorite artist signature on my favorite album. He got his favorite car and you got the ducks
W w ducks W Legos. Thank you. Thank you girls. Thank you
Thank you, Kerr
Oh, this is key.
Ek, make a ek.
Rage, do you like your hips?
I love it.
Let me kick you back.
Oh my god.
You should give me a hug, how much I owe you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
I don't know, fuck, don't fuck me.
I'm serious, no.
I do not want to be in this clip.
No, I'm serious, stop, stop.
I'm not even a contagionist, so.
I do not want to be in this don't touch me clip.
What are you doing?
I didn't know what to do.
He does look crazy!
He's so...
He's a rat!
He's a rat!
I'm sorry!
He's a rat!
No, I can't!
I'm fucking...
Yo, there's so many fucking people in this fucking room I'm hot!
Get the fuck out!
All right.
What?
What?
What's that for?
For each week.
Turn the fan on, bro.
I'll turn it on.
For each week?
I got you ducks.
Yeah, I thought you would like it.
What am I going to do with some fucking ducks, Senna?
You can build them.
You can take a back with them.
You can get Emily Farrell on about what you want.
Okay.
Thank you, Senna.
I appreciate it.
I like it.
I appreciate it.
By the way, it's not just us. It's Emily also. I like I like it. Thank you guys. I love animals
I love the mother duck to the baby. There's a white one right here. What's that thing in the back adopting?
Agent I'm pretty sure you can build the gears too. So like the inside
Mickey get this a peak gift. Oh you build the gear
262 good that's good. That means you're like a little easier to build to
Yeah
Okay
And then
Thank you
Thank you
Key this on the key egg. Is that your acronym?
Thank you, thank you
Well, right
You are feeling really sick
And we knew you'd be a little bit down in the dumps
Okay
just sit there keep your eyes closed seriously close your eyes
oh my god yo yo hey
why am I not some misogynist? yeah good boy
good boy
good boy
open your eyes
turn around
Oh my God! Oh my God! That's so much fun!
It's the fucking Sally! The fucking Sally!
Oh my God!
Do you want to talk about what you like to say to guys this evening?
Yeah.
Actually...
Yeah, it's from me and Emily.
Oh God, this is too much to me.
Today at Disney Springs, we're thinking about you guys.
Again, nothing eventful happened. That's the only thing we went there for.
Yeah, it wasn't something we enjoyed.
Give them a hug!
Wait, you were to what?
boat?
oh no i said it wasn't completely awesome
the boat was kind of lame, like it was during sunset
did you ride a boat?
you had a fucking sunset without us?
no, it was a car
18 plus, 18 plus, congrats how many parts?
don't worry about it, 10,000
you know what i'm saying?
Eddie has a little nigger right here, Eddie has a ship
oh my god, Eddie has fucking guns nigger
this is fucking comedy, Eddie transforms!
he has to transform!
damn what the fuck what you got a car and a car and a fucking robot
man this is me oh my god where's that shit before like literally like if I had
a lot of money I'm just buying that's how much I'm still working my way I'm
Yeah, stay over there, Ray.
Yes, stay there.
Oh my God, there's a hug.
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, hold on.
OK, look, I'll do this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look.
No, no, no.
You're a hug, Emma.
Emily, wait.
Oh, get it, then.
OK.
I have another gift.
What?
That's insane.
Yeah, I'm really nervous.
And if you guys could take a seat, please.
Wait, I'm excited to get a seat.
Yes, let me get out of here.
Oh, I'm gonna go get it.
What?
I'm really nervous for some reason.
I don't know.
Cina!
I have to go get it.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sit, sit, sit.
What was the sit down for?
Good boy, sit, boy, sit.
Okay, sit please for now, I can't, bro, come on.
Just sit down.
No, I can't sit down again.
Why'd you do that?
Sit, no, why'd you do that?
Sit, why'd you do that?
Sit, I'm not sitting, I can't.
I can't.
You have to.
Amon, tell me to please sit, bro.
Yo, um, the three of you are about to be dropped into a world where one of you must die.
Now, to survive, you must eat one of the other person's limbs.
Who are you eating first?
Agent.
Why?
I feel like I have good meat on there.
I do.
I do have good meat.
Emily, who are you eating first?
Um, not Rage.
He has too much metal.
Maybe myself.
Okay.
Agent?
Who are you eating first?
Probably Rage.
And then, uh, I'll probably go for his wings.
Oh.
I'll probably go for his wings.
His wings?
Yup.
What do you got?
Strong wings.
Can you ask him to sit next to you?
No.
Come on, I want to win.
Okay, alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, Charlie.
Alright, you're going to come in, there's two people, they're your friends, and they
don't want you to sit down, but you got to use your life, you're going to die if you
But they don't know that you got to explain it to you got to find a way to sit down here
We go in three action
Sit boy sit sit boy sit
Sit take a seat take a seat do a trigger here you go fetch fetch
No sit make sure you sit
What he fucking said there's only fuckers
No, you're like this fucking bothers me game. This is a fucking bother me
Oh my god!
What's that on his butt?
It's ancient!
He just put his toe in his butt!
He just put his toe in his ass!
There's no way my toe made it in your ass, bro.
He was in the crack.
He was tickling that shit.
What the fuck?
Why are you leaning on me, bro?
He was crying on me full guard.
He didn't just do this.
He fucking moved the fucking toe in there.
That's not true.
That's simply not true, bro.
Guys, why is everybody up here?
up here. No, it's okay. I'm just so nervous. Okay. Well, thank you. Why are they saying,
okay, I'm a little nervous. But that's okay. I love you guys very much. And you know, agent
always complained that I don't cook for him.
And Rage always complains, just to complain
because he's annoying.
And Emily loves my cooking.
I do, I do.
And I thought, not just for you guys,
but for all the team as well, I would get something nice.
So everybody close your eyes.
What?
Close your eyes.
Oh my god.
And you know.
I have feelings.
I have feelings.
I'm starving.
I have a feeling.
I have a, I have a, well, I ordered, you can open.
This is 11 pounds of A5 Wagyu from Hokkaido, Japan.
And I was going to make you guys a dinner, down the stairs.
Wow!
It's huge, isn't it?
That's crazy, it's huge, it's huge.
That's so good.
Who is eating all of that meat?
Fuck that up
That's the marbling
It's a ship in directly from
Oh
Oh my god
There's nothing you can't love about
I shipped it.
What?
Yeah, I got it shipped here.
Replanned.
It's sweet.
Replanned.
You've thought about it for a little time.
Yes.
Wow.
This is great stuff.
It's going to be delicious.
Thank you.
Hey, what are you making it?
I ordered grocery stuff, and then it's going to be here in the morning.
Aw.
Oh, thank you.
Aw.
Aw.
Thank you, Steve.
Thank you, Steve.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's just one big group.
Oh, but everybody.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, come here.
You guys want this?
No, bring it to her.
Hold on, we gotta teach her how to slap a little better.
Yeah, like a little, like a little.
Yeah, that was better, that was better.
Like, you see up, you see up, up to that, like, yeah, yeah.
You gotta lift the cheek up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give it a shit.
Like that?
Man, I'm more like a, like, you want to see that more
fucking jiggle, but like.
Yeah, you make it look, make it jiggle.
That shit bitch
That's a good segment, isn't it, like a wagyu segment?
We'll care for us.
And I'll cook it.
Yeah, home cooked meal.
That's cool.
And you guys can help too, not me.
No, I can't help.
No, you're going to stay over here and rehab.
No, you're, you, actually, you're going to eat a solo in your room.
No, I'm going to eat, I'm going to eat with Oliver.
No, just, just not with Oliver.
You know who wasn't making calls?
Rage.
You know why?
Because we can't get a hold of you, so we have to call Aimee High.
In fact, you ain't do shit.
Nigga, Aimee did it.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Didn't I call you, too?
Did Emily call you?
We were calling you a little bit.
Did you call?
Maybe Aimee is part of care.
No, the letters don't make sense with Aimee.
They'll be Kai, it'll be Kai.
It'll make a Kai.
Look, I'm getting a headache by Krosy.
He's saying it's Kara.
Do you have a hair roll, now, please have some?
Yes, I got a fucking headache.
Kara's not like a fucking...
Kara?
Kara.
Kara's the Kara sound of the man.
Aria, this thing is Aria.
Aria.
Wait, what is this?
Explain this clip, why are you...
This is an area I don't ever see in it.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, wait, it's a place.
Oh, there's a lot of speakers over here, chat.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, what?
I was just like, all the people here.
No, there's no audio, there's no audio anyway.
Wait, I think we turned it on.
No, but I don't have speakers.
There's no speakers.
You just played out these headphones, you have to leave.
Yeah, that's okay.
We got agents.
We got your age.
And we got Thortheezy gay.
It's a new care chat.
We're gonna need care to, oh shit, it's done.
Hawaii care, this is new care.
Nick, it's in the center.
Oh, what?
What's in the center?
It was April Fools.
It was April Fools.
That's five months ago, so that's about October.
There's two offensive things there.
One, you tried to replace us, and then two.
You called Europsid.
And he was offended that he was you.
Which is crazy, because he's E-1.
Check.
You got Emily.
You're in my head!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
I was thinking about I was thinking about who fits Emily like you who would be obviously Emily, you know
I don't say no agent agent. No, I don't I don't say I just say soil
No, like he's a double agent.
No, no, he's a double agent.
No, I mean like he a double agent.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's capable, I know.
Don't cut him a steak.
You can get a steak from E-Rob.
We'll probably get one from Walmart.
No, no.
I don't want a steak from E-Rob.
I want a steak.
I don't want a steak from E-Rob.
These.
No, no, no, no.
Let's sum it up.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm going to enjoy it.
He's talking about me.
I can't.
Simmer down
Hold on
They're already here they're already here they're already here she said they're already here. Yes, and it's up to fuck up
K-Zod, W-Pins, W-Pins, K-K?
Of course, he would never listen to me when I say that they're not here and have to get out of ways.
You didn't care about us?
Emily, yes, I care about you, Emily. What are you talking about?
Oh my God.
What is this?
How do you feel about that?
What?
Being so fine?
Oh my God.
How do you feel about that?
Okay.
Who's saying that?
You like that?
Oh, I don't care.
What's going on?
I can't hear you.
What's going on?
Tell us what's happening.
I don't know.
I was just trying to see if rage passed it to you.
That's why I bring down a boundary.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that was...
No, no, no.
The clue said nothing.
The clue said nothing.
The clue said nothing.
Nobody on grind to go look for rage.
Actually, I got tested because I didn't even
know Grindr had a sound, and Nick's were playing
a glaring sound near me, and they noticed
that they have a reaction to it, and they're like,
yo, does this sound mean anything to you?
That's a, that's a, that's a, but Nick is actually
on Grindr that can fuck Nick us up, gang.
Yo!
That's crazy.
That could be a test.
I'm not gonna lie, as a streamer, it's crazy
to be on any ad, I'll keep it a box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo.
Imagine going on fucking Tinder and seeing
this bozo on there.
You know, you know, what the fuck, what the fuck
is this loser doing out here?
No, I ain't gonna lie, you know what I mean?
Niggas get pussy catfish hands, you get it?
You can put that shit on Twitter again,
they be catfish hands, you get it?
That's when the girl shows up,
or even if DMing and it's like, yeah, this guy.
No, they be getting bad pussy hands,
they be getting mad fucking pussy, nigga.
Fuck, they be getting mad fucking news, nigga.
You can get a signal with Charlie here.
Okay, we, all right, let's sign up for Grindr.
No, not Grindr, they're not gonna touch you,
that's what I'm saying, take care of her.
Okay, so if you're on Grindr and Orlando,
later on we'll try to back you and we'll set you up.
Ooh!
That's actually a banger segment.
Let's do it
No, no, we're not doing that. They're we're doing that. That's a third time. Oh fucking did that to me
Hey, we're done. Yes, fucking fucking fucking Austin did that shit and before that
Who did that shit fucking fucking a Mexican? I'm my Mexican homeboy game
No niggas make a counter-account for me game niggas are fucking send me a nipples and shit, bro
Okay, how about um hinge
Which was that is that girls?
Girls and shit you'll get bad pussy you ain't mad pussy
Wait, why you actually try to be dead ass about this game
No, I'm just curious
I don't I don't got a top three because I'll do that shit game
I just take pictures of post them up with a off that far
All the bottom picks get squaggy game. You know what I'm saying?
Now sit again a fucking kitchen in a fucking kitchen
Emily go pet the fuck kitchen
So so so
Walmart
Okay, mother fucker fuck
Wait, what is this? What is this? Oh my gosh, what is this?
What is it? What is it?
Nothing?
Yeah.
No! No!
Don't click that! Don't click that!
No!
No cult?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Huh!
Oh, that's not even a goonicky boat.
It's a concrete.
Oh.
And we go too fast.
And you have a pilot?
Oh, he is our captain.
His name is Dan.
The hell is this?
Yeah, wait, it's my camera.
Oh, it was an awful time.
We had a terrible time.
It was terrible.
But honest, we're not even having fun.
Yeah, like, this is just awful.
This was so ugly, you know?
Woo!
That was awful.
Oh, look, look, we're so upset.
Yeah, it's not fun, not fun.
Oh.
Yeah, it was horrible.
One star.
One star.
Nah, nah, I see how it is.
I see how it is.
I see how it is.
I see how it is.
Wow.
The one time we do a water set, we got us from the fucking oceans, you know?
It was the fucking ocean, oh, why?
You got a nice fucking boat ride, a fucking nice view.
Nice fucking, nice fucking view.
Nice fucking view.
Tell my you didn't do none of that shit.
I bet.
It was Emily by the way that wanted to show us.
So did you get us this because you felt bad
because you had an amazing day without us?
No.
No, not at all.
No.
It's because we were thinking about you guys.
We were like, oh my god, you guys are having such a bad time.
And we obviously, again, were so sad.
Why do you guys think I'm having a bad time?
Just because I was alive.
Let me out.
I was sick without children.
Why y'all keep saying that?
I was just chilling.
Why are you having a marvelous time?
Wait, what were you doing in such a good time?
I was breathing, I was breathing.
I had some Chipotle, man.
How could I be happy?
You're not the pulleys that was breathing without us.
Yes, I got you pulledeys from yesterday too.
I got you pulledeys without you doing it.
Day before that twice.
And I got you pulledeys that day I landed as well.
You weren't there neither.
So I've had you pulledeys many times without you.
Oh, you missed us, right?
Of course.
Yeah, I mean, I got a duck in a car.
Yeah, yeah, I remember you two, you two were eating wagyu, you two.
Yes, thank you, Sam.
We aren't eating wagyu.
We aren't eating wagyu, Sam.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
We are eating wagyu.
Bro.
You probably don't eat wagyu.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
Right, no, but you're not eating wagyu.
You're not eating wagyu.
It was a fucking joke.
Fuck, I'm not fucking wagyu.
you as the fuck bro please please or go get some wal-mart's
from you all. Let me look at this clip first. What is that? I don't know. It's from M Updates.
So we'll see. So we'll see what it is. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who tweeted that? What is
that candy? What is that? Oh, hell no. I'm gonna watch it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Let's go around and let it play out.
Oh, it's so cold.
What the fuck did this motherfucker come from?
Why the fuck is he here?
Fuck it, I was texting this when you were going to answer.
You're going to fucking scream.
What the fuck?
The shit?
It was just such a good time, you know?
What's that flag in the bag?
Oh, um, Disney flag?
Here's guys, the more of the way.
What is that?
Our captain was not a part of the mafia at any point and didn't tell us any really cool mafia stories.
Big MGM! Okay! I heard it too!
Whoa!
Oh my god! That sounds so amazing!
I heard it!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh my god!
Great! How romantic!
There's music. There's music.
I heard it. I heard it.
What song is it?
You gotta eat him when I want to eat him.
Oh my god.
Yo yo yo, sit up, sit up.
You looked at her three times already, Gabe.
What are you trying to do here?
You gotta smile like this.
You looked at her three times.
You're facing her three times already, Gabe.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Oh.
Look at Mark.
He's there.
Oh, Finna!
Uh...
Oh.
What the...
What the fuck what the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
Sit down
What is happening here
Did you drink?
No
Are you fucking drunk?
Are you fucking drunk?
No, no, no. You missed our kiss earlier.
What? Wait, wait.
Yo!
What am I saying?
Yo, I was mad funny, yo!
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Everybody's like, everybody's like,
everybody's like Jason, baby.
Everybody's like Jason, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you double down?
Double down?
I mean, what the fuck is this?
You know that I'm on camera too!
Well, I don't know, yeah, I'll see you in a minute.
What are you doing?
What?
What the fuck is he doing?
What is that?
No, but she does it sober now too.
I'm just gonna put your camera down.
What?
No, what did she just do?
Did he fucking have a seizure?
Can't be the morgue, it's just terrible.
I'm like, motherfuckers!
Yo!
What the fuck happens when we're not around like what the fuck can we talk about this what is this
It was just a nice moment. No, that's hilarious bro. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, no, no. It's not fun at all
But I have a fucking clips the cool
Now I love good views and Sunset
It would have been so far if I was you know apart of that, but you know, it's cool or agent agent got a kiss now
I
Y'all better the fucking gutter little yeah, we're not doing oh, you don't need three more days
Now we do we found three gay clips today
I
Yes, we get bad pussy gay. Oh
Oh
Oh my god!
You and Manda were with the hoes!
Yeah, Manda!
Yeah, you and Manda were bringing the hoes!
Listen, no hoes!
No, nothing came of this fucking house, especially when these fucking freaks in here.
So who was that lady that we heard walking by in the hoes?
Trust me, I bring no hoes around you, gang.
Trust me, yeah. No, I didn't.
Senna?
What's this?
You know, I didn't go cooking, bro.
I ain't gonna start this war, bro.
I don't know
After four showers today, y'all do y'all love taking showers y'all sit bro. I hate taking showers
What I love to get hot ass showers looks hot hot
Y'all don't chat
For those like three and a half the half of land what are you a little bit like?
No, I'm not by that life. I came out
You feel me? Yes, so you're fucking weird. Okay
I hate doing anything. The first damn sake, good luck getting me on my bed, bro.
That's fair. That's fair.
Wait, wait, Doc said I should rest so I can be healthy for tomorrow.
No! We have things planned! We're gonna pick what we want to do, guys!
I don't know if you have to make sure you're peak healthy tomorrow because tomorrow we're drinking around the world.
At the cut.
Oh, wow, okay.
I
I was like, rage, let's take a picture.
And I was so excited.
But that was the one I was really sad about
because everybody made it weird.
I was talking for like two minutes
and they were like, rage, I'm sitting up.
Yo, there was a nigga, there was a nigga
in the corner like ease.
Yeah, but the work work was, I didn't talk in.
That was the end.
That was the end, gay.
Yes, that was the end.
That was the end.
And Rosie was with me.
And you know what we talked to him about?
The animal sex wearing.
Yes.
And everybody was like, oh.
I'm gonna fuck it.
Batman is doing that though
Yeah
So do you think I should heal some healthy for tomorrow or
Like he said I have a complainer or something
He's just
I'm just what you don't complain. What I do
Wait explain that explain that what it looks rage could be sick, but he's gonna push through bro. He's not gonna complain, but he will
Never update people
Don't fucking fucking give it to yourself too good
I guess I'm gonna change this up to M.
I don't think it's used, but just in case.
He clocked you.
He didn't clock shit.
He clocked you.
Why does he know me, gang?
That's so weird.
Why does he know me, bruh?
Rages.
Cute.
You know what's crazy?
We've actually been in each other's lives, like,
literally almost a decade.
Oh, really?
Like, seven years or something.
Seven years.
Wait, I could actually get seven years?
Yes.
Has it been seven years?
It's been, like, nice 2026, 2019.
That's so exciting!
Yes, it's exciting.
That's like our second anniversary.
And in three years, it'll be a decade game.
There's not a lot of people who have been friends
before a decade.
A whole decade, bro.
Oh, come on.
What do you guys know?
We've already had, like, bat, like, come on,
get your ass over here.
Yeah, guys, come on.
You can interpret.
Yes.
No, I just was like...
We don't want to interrupt.
We leave it, age it, sap, and spread his legs.
Yeah, and you rolled your pants up, too.
I don't know, you can get a glist of sparkle in your eyes sometimes.
Like actually, like in the cartoons and shit.
I'm like, you know, whatever you have in IRL too, it's kind of different.
I kind of focus on it.
Oh no, Adrian got the, Adrian got like the prouder eyes, like when he locks it on something.
You mean predator eyes, predator eyes.
He, so he's petrified.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, predator, predator.
He has predator eyes and you have to pay eyes.
No, I got hunter eyes.
We'll get to the camera and say no.
I got Hunter on his niggas.
Wait hold on.
What?
You got Hunter on his?
I'm gonna fuck that Hunter on his niggas.
You can barely see.
Hold on, stay that!
You can stand up, you can barely see.
You cannot hunt.
They got fucking Hunter on them.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fucking Hunter on his niggas.
Fucking Hunter on his niggas.
Fucks each other.
That's not an online gig.
That turn you off.
Yeah that's a fuck.
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you doing here?
What the fuck are you? What is that? What are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here? Where did you come from?
I thought I was your brother.
I'm sick, gang.
Hey, man.
He'll be sick all the time, so you don't give a fuck.
You are the only motherfucking that wants to touch me right now.
He gets sick all the time. He won't ask for sicknesses.
No.
I believe the team is in the same...
I'll give it a big.
I've had enough of y'all niggas.
Come on.
What?
Yeah, I'm just gonna be here.
Okay, that's fine.
We can go eat wet food.
Wait, I was joking.
I was joking.
I've been joking.
I've been joking.
You're joking all the time?
Yes, I've been totally on these.
I don't believe you say something nice about all of us.
Jesus Christ, let me...
I do this every time, bro.
All right, all right.
Jesus fucks, bro.
I've been bonding.
Goddamn.
It's like, every time we start with him.
Come on, Rach.
Agents yes, I
Like
No matter what the trends is no matter how niggas feel me up dress whatever case may be agent is always going to be agent
No matter what no matter how niggas rocking a hair no matter what clothes niggas wearing he'll give a fuck
He walked in a carousel.
Oh, look at the carousel.
You would never have a conversation with an agent,
look at an agent, and you're a fraud, or you don't really like,
you're a fake.
No, agent is always an apologetically agent.
24-7.
Aw, shucks.
Thanks, man.
Aw.
I'll catch ya.
Uh...
Hey, uh, Rach?
Rach?
Over here?
Man, that state's gonna be really good.
I don't know.
I hope that was gonna be delicious.
Hey
Emily
Emily I
Love how
Actually do
Emily
Look, it's real life.
Emily, I love your abs.
I love, I love.
Oh, and a different one, a different one, buddy.
Like, y'all are so gay, I don't do this shit, bro.
I'm fucking, fuck.
All right, Emily.
Yes?
I appreciate you, because you are one of the few people
in my life that are kind of like me,
that are always down to do whatever,
as long as it's having fun and the betterment of just people.
Always puzzling vibes.
Like you're so open-minded and you're down even even if it's something you don't really want to do if you know other people want to do
It you gonna do it
You wouldn't put other people's feelings before yours
And they'll never know because you're just keeping inside
I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
Um...
20 ounces for me.
Wow.
Spider-Man!
How much was the steak?
Do you want me to...
How much is it for a band?
Uh, I'll tell you but you can't be upset.
What?
How much would I love you?
To be fair, it's just 1200.
Oh!
But we will eat that.
What?
Wait what?
Not 12,000, 1200
I know, I fucking know
I really wanted you guys to
Some people have never had it
I thought it would be a cool experience
So I wanted to get for a home
Really nice, Senna
You didn't get any Japanese discount
No, but
To be fair, this comes with a certificate
It is from the region of Hokkaido in Japan
It can only be sold from this specific area
From the cows that are in this area
from the cows that are in this area and everything so it's it's certified
right so that's why it's really nice it's like it's like it's like it's like my
favorite gift I don't want to get my dad yeah
only the leverage of my dad my sister
all right yeah I got for them for Christmas one by two but so all in my
All the way to the little coyote.
That's crazy.
And guys, the reason why it almost got fucked up is because they said it came with dry ice.
But you know what I did? I was so excited about the dry ice downstairs at like 8 this morning.
Now I was putting in a little glass of water and letting it bubble over.
And then I left the receipt on the counter.
Wait, no one saw it.
I know. And then Caleb told me later on, he pulled me aside, he's like,
Like you left the entire certificate everything
I promise you be a co-op. I said we're never gonna look at that shit bro. No cap
You're gonna remind her as soon as you forgot her
Sina easy
This is like an experience thing so it was worth the money so you can't use that
It's like having a private chef, do you like it?
It's been as a chef?
Yeah, it's been made to work for you guys.
Daisy, I...
Okay, oh, this is actually calm.
This is true, okay?
It might not mean a lot to most people,
but it means a lot to me.
And it's two things.
One,
it is very hard,
you're like you have a lot of the same interest when it comes to songs shows
just things in general is me like you're like a real homie like a real like I
could talk to you about anything and you are very thoughtful you thought what's
off for the most people yeah no matter how much I call you fat or whore or
or whatever the case may be,
I know I can joke around with you just like my real friends.
There's not a lot of people I can joke around with,
so I don't joke with niggas like that.
But you, I know I can fuck around with you,
I can joke with you, and we're still gonna be friends,
no matter what.
That's so nice!
That's so pretty!
That's so pretty!
That's so beautiful, how you can call it those things.
Good she doesn't care.
Yeah, and that's like, I guess that's a compliment
that you call me a bunch of new words.
No, it just really goes to show how much,
how like, strong our friendship is.
And I appreciate that,
that many strong presence as my compliment to you know what the fuck
blaze me no no no no no why stop her bro fuck out of your go fuck out of her
Bro, fuck. All right, then leave them leave
She wanted
They're on the way
Emily I believe your health. Oh, I'm your sushi you are be my sushi of course
And Emily
Okay, agent you will be my sushi. No, Emily, Emily, Emily has to be
This I will mistake I need only all three of you
I don't want to say it, but I got it. Yeah
That's how much you born do that shit. Oh, yeah, you how nigga
I'll put it on the side so you can dip it in there with the rice but it's not good.
Like you just dip it in raw egg yolk?
Raw?
It's really good.
Wow, that sounds great.
But I will put it on the side so you don't have to.
Yeah, not on the side.
Yeah.
On the side we can't.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna dip it all up in it.
a lot sweet and soy sauce and stuff like that to your rice oh I like yeah I
like that I like I like I like sauce I'm a saucy guy
just you know I will personally just eat my life and have them with rice yeah
I'm going straight yeah because he's a carnivore
But I
What I got to do me
What happened to having me don't me though you're more like motherboard
Why are you laughing? You wanna fuck up?
My medicine's weren't off, yeah, I feel it. I can take another one
Resent side by oh
Walk talk to you again, this is a day cool far you want you don't use the liquid
I have it too. What's the difference if I just pop feel I like the liquid why because I just like when it coats my throat with
It does feel like for some reason I don't know if it's placebo. What what we are gonna go change
Yeah, can you wait here? It's your cooking uniforms
What
Out here and make sure you speak tomorrow. That's what you want to do, bro
Oh, wasn't that fucking, is that a serious?
Is cooking closed specifically?
Yes, why else would you be changing?
Who did that word this all the time?
I mean, this is a gym, working hard.
Oh my God.
So you're sitting up in a fucking bed
with your gym clothes on.
I'm fairly stank.
Well, to be fair, we like did the gym.
I guess not, nothing.
We don't stay, I don't stay.
Two, you know, two is enough to help you compound.
Is he wrong?
No, I'm not wrong.
I want to fall in.
I want to fall in.
Chris.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I already showered today.
I'm sorry, guys.
Okay, sorry.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
No, you though.
What do you mean you already showered today?
I showered this morning.
Yeah, but then you went to the gym.
You don't have to shower this morning.
I don't.
What does it say?
That doesn't smell.
You could shower after that your stream ends though.
I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
What the fuck?
I don't need that.
Really?
Okay.
Do you know, literally, do you know what?
Do you know what?
Do you know what?
It's public. It's already public.
Yeah, basically, I was slamming a pool and then I just went to bed and then the next day we were like, wait, it was green water.
And I was like, oh.
Oh, what?
I got a shower.
Like, did you shower after I threw you the pool yesterday?
No, I went to bed.
What?
Because you can't shower on Chinese New Year, so I had to wait till the morning and I got a shower this morning.
I got a shower two days ago.
No, it was yesterday.
Wait, why can't you shower on Chinese New Year?
Go ahead.
I love my mom if you shower
Watch this way
Fuck oh, so I hold you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, let me say something I threw in the water after midnight game
Why did you shower if you're up to like 2 a.m. You
Braised you already washed away her good luck. No day one
If you look up trying to do your what you can't do it doesn't say going to pull it says showering
No, no, they don't say you can't go on a pool. They say you can't take a shower a bath a shower
That's what they say it like soap and water. You know a shower is a pretty new invention
They say you can't bathe yourself
Now watch this watch this if I accidentally fell inside of a pool on Chinese new year
Well my good look yes
Just to get an AI on the table.
Oh, you pissed me off.
Oh, my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I accidentally found a new pool.
Chinese viewers can serve bad vlog.
That's why I stubbed my toe.
Rage!
I have horrible luck.
Wait, wait, that's not where it's due to.
If I-
No, what if I have a horrible year?
Was pushed into a pool on Chinese New Year
against my will would all my good luck vanish.
On God, it was not my fault.
Based on what you're trying to do before the water,
or if you're a day to the lawyer,
it's considered taboo as you believe
that you have not lost your,
oh, however, because this was done against your will
and it was not your fault,
you have not lost your will.
Yes!
God, I'm against your will!
Fucking no.
No consent!
No consent!
No consent!
Yay!
There was no consent, Che. It's okay.
I was screaming, no, no!
She was screaming, she was screaming, instead of running her leg.
She was just shoo-shoo-shoo, don't get into the gate.
I promise you.
Here goes right here.
I promise you, gate.
She ran for a fucking life.
That's an awful good money, man!
Let's take a bite of PR.
Oh my God!
What?
That is an all-time off.
What?!
Wooohooo!
For what?!
Yo, that's a bad one, bro.
Throw him off the fucking pool and fucking bat the yard!
Yo, and then put the cook from one place,
give him back in his little corner, and say,
don't worry anymore.
Just don't worry.
Yeah, you're done. Just make him buy money.
Yo, she locked herself in a room.
I hope that he...
Yo, I'm on my own.
He's pushing open the door.
Go, go, go!
Come on, man!
I don't care if it's a girl.
Yo, no!
Yo, yo, yeah, but yo, it's like what is it 890 degrees
Damn
All right, you know I want to get out this room or I'm gonna sleep one of the two was happening
No, you can't change it.
Get more those.
You don't have to ask us to fucking change.
Bro, you don't have to ask us when you're changing.
It's your time.
And it's so weird she asks.
What if we say no?
She's gonna sit there?
Hey, I'm gonna die.
Good.
We'll die together.
does she gotta get like bit by the snake to die what
yo that whole why the fuck did you close the door the whole snake venom shit
why'd you close the door I fuck I bet you you would you suck the poison yeah
Yeah, you got me right?
Stop that shit.
How about I drop a bit on my inner thigh?
Hello!
No shot.
What the fuck?
No shot.
Get back!
You like my shirts?
No, y'all are not real gay.
You're not a real human being, bro.
Okay.
That was quick.
Yeah.
I forget how fast he changed.
Yeah, no worries.
I bet I thought she didn't shout all the time because she was like this.
But I did, I did.
So fast.
Rage, are we actually doing our 24 hour thing?
What?
What 24 hour?
With the odd zombies.
Would you really want me as your sidekick?
I feel like I'm going to ruin it for you.
Are you scared of me or something?
No.
I'm not going to yell at you.
You would.
We'll talk about it.
100% would.
And we'll talk about it.
Okay.
Because if there's someone else that you want to do it with, feel free.
You know, I'm not gonna like
be mad if you don't
Dave, you didn't do anything, Dave
dirty armpit, dirty your clothes?
What the fuck? How was that a struggle?
I don't have any more sweatpants
I don't have any more shorts
You put stains on the shoes?
Ew
How many?
How do you have five
stains on it?
I got one last night again
because I spilled makeup on it
But it's probably fine
It happened, it happened
Looks cute
Okay, fine
I'm a headache, bro
I'll change my shirt
No, don't nobody can't roll.
No, no, no, keep it.
Let's go downstairs and shit.
Let's go!
Can you go downstairs?
Yes.
You're not going to turn it off.
I don't want to.
Get a bag, dirt, y'all.
My good lucks on a camp, though, they're so good.
What have you done?
Yeah, you.
Is this the question, champ?
Yeah, yeah, we can start.
Okay, bet.
Woo-hoo!
You ready for camera?
Let me ask.
You can't be not live?
Uh, I'm sorry?
Is there anyone else that can't be on camera?
It's a fucking hundred degrees in here.
You're jumping for the data.
degrees in here you jump before you die. I know but look you know when you get sick just sweat that one for her out bro. I supposed to sweat it? Sweat that shit out.
Should I go to the key room? Should I go to like the sauna? There's a sauna I feel like I'm starting to eat.
Hey. Keep going. I saw that on the street. No it's great. I saw that on the street outside.
I had to run back and congratulate you all.
Oh no, Mando, please get the bubble over, please.
Love you, Mando.
Thank you.
Yo, the camera's on.
Oh my God, y'all switched there.
Mando, you have to, yo, look how much of a sweat.
Bro, man.
Oh no.
I'm gonna sweat it out, bro.
It's gonna be more.
You like my shoutings.
You don't like sweat.
Oh, bro.
Oh, Prada?
Oh, yeah, they're Prada.
They're Prada.
They're Prada.
They're Prada.
They're Prada.
They're Prada.
Money
What's the fuck, man?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking TV remote.
Guys!
I'm shitting!
Open up!
I'm pooping!
I wanna help you!
I'm pooping!
Help!
I'm pooping!
Open the door!
Hold on, I'm wiping!
Please?
I'm wiping!
Wipe faster!
Okay!
Faster!
What agent house pooping? That was fast. Oh
Mondo's not a mother was a sister in this to that camera. He didn't switch it. Yes, she's all
Yes, you did so if I check right now
Check where the agency's at
I'm good right here. Oh, I got you something. What I knew you so sad shit
You know, like you mad shit and shit like that. And I'm like, you know what man? I know it's gonna cheer you up
I suppose it won't cheer me up. There's a couple of things you really like in this world, bro
Hey, what about the sound back kids?
How did you know? You're lying. You're actually lying. I am lying. Oh, but I did get you a
Dwayne Wade draft class card and
Everybody told me you're a game card demon
I got you a beat man. It's the best card. I could find at the store. It was like a second giant car
First of all first of all, it's his mouth by the way before we even move on to the game. Goer. I
Want to take a second to
Really talk about
The D-Wave disrespect I've been seeing lately
I know they try to tell him I'm not even top 10 shooting guards all times show on Twitter
I've been seeing crazy shit. I've been seeing shit on Twitter game
Let me have a lights game. He asked yo yo yo yo
Dwayne Wade what what's your the party figures? I think I push I thought I thought I'm easily
Yeah, I thought he top five true guards easily y'all go stop with it. I'm like Mike Kobe
The only other arguable there's what's supposed to say is harding but Dwayne Wade played the other side of basketball so well game
Hard to play so much point guard so much. I got Dway top three game
Hard to play so much point so much point guard and so much. No defense game
The way it was fucking sitting on shit game you fucking sitting game
Yes
I already have this car start to add like a little no, we'll be right back cleaner shirt. That's amazing. You had that shirt on yesterday
Disgusting I wear like
like the style to echo unlimited I know I don't want to say that that's a fire
guys guys get downstairs and cook the fucking food okay watch that yo yo
switch me jail took they just your bro stay away from the steak I want to say
I like cooking steak I know let me take care of steak today all right you don't
cook steak yeah but also she's gonna be the one I want her to cook it yeah she
I'm gonna add some kind pepper on that.
Listen, that's your fucking job.
She wasn't even cooking all that shit.
I don't want you living a fucking finger.
She wasn't even fucking feeding us.
Making us feel good.
Making us feel relaxed.
You're fucking a little bit tired today.
He's supposed to be taking care of us, gang.
I'm gonna wipe out that shit.
I'm just saying we're fucking aprons on a gang.
Fuck. They're fucking uniforms.
They're gonna fuck.
You gonna tell them that?
I said they know that. They get the gist.
Okay, okay, okay.
They know that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, Gio, TP me. Yo, Gio, TP me.
Hello again.
Oh, hello.
Oh, yep.
Gio, I have prayer.
Starting momentarily.
Yeah, you ain't not losing.
Oh, I don't know. Where's one where you doing?
There's it.
Hey, Rach.
Hey, Rach.
Hey, Rach.
Do you want to know how I got this scar?
Where?
Why the fuck did you laugh?
It's the scar of your knees!
Oh, you said car crash!
You got a car crash, right?
I can't feel this anything right here still.
Can you feel my pinching?
It feels like static.
Really?
Does it feel stiff?
Or no, because it felt stiff when you did that shit.
It feels like a chicken wing.
Actually?
Yeah.
Wait, you can't feel anyone pinch you?
I just feel like more static, like static, like it's like...
Sensored static.
Wait, that's scary.
Where did he know what he's coming from?
Holy fuck!
That's my brother.
That's my brother.
My brother.
Arrange my brother.
My brother.
My brother.
My brother.
It's like butter, but with D's.
My brother.
Throw some D's on that bitch!
Yes, yes, yes.
That's a G's.
Just by that, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Miss Boy's son and that,
All my hollering boys and
Out like no shit, just by that.
Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
No. No.
Why are you standing here? Give me paper!
I need paper!
Give me a bunch of toilet and nasty and a fucking tissue
and fucking paper!
Give me paper!
Oh no!
What do you mean? Oh no!
Bye, Rach!
Bye!
No, you take the paper!
I'm coming!
Hurry up!
Wait, Ray!
No movies?
Yo, I knew I got to clear that all up.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm gonna age it.
Fuck, my medicine burnt out bro.
You're really sick.
rage so sick you have the worst music in the world but a pussy you might not leave here
huh what this like house believe me r.r.p. wait what wait what are you talking about
it's been real nobody tell him I might not leave here I've I've appreciate the time
together what now I'm gonna leave here I'm cold I'm a fuck a slag can you moment of
Silence for a second, please.
We're, this is our man's.
You know what I'm saying?
You're just disrespecting me.
There he is.
Shout out, Rachman.
I'm alive, though.
I can't have a moment of silence for a minute.
That's not a day.
Mirzi, TP my shit. TP me. Oh yeah, B-5. Nice shirt today.
Do it in the kitchen at 8am.
No. Watch. In the morning, I was doing this.
Wow! That's good!
I was sitting here at 8am putting it in different containers and like...
That's so cool!
Wait.
Is it dangerous to inhale that?
I think so, right?
I have no idea.
It's bad for your, yeah, bad for your lung.
My chat says, I think.
Well, great, as long as it already cooks.
Let's see.
Okay, we'll have him drink it.
We'll have him drink it.
Wow.
It's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so.
Wow.
So fancy, Senna.
I thought this was kind of fun.
Look at that, Zett.
That's fun, right?
Yeah, that's so cool.
What's the science behind that?
Where's Bill and I when we need them?
I don't know.
What the hell is that?
It's so cute when it's morning eight.
Why?
Is that ice shit?
Dice.
Dice.
It's pretty cool.
I mean, don't like shit about food.
Here, come drink this.
Well, I don't.
I don't like it.
Don't drink it.
I don't.
It's probably too.
Can you drink it?
What happens if I sniff it?
Not the ice.
Tell President to get it.
Just then, just then.
What if I sniff it?
If I inhale it?
Maybe we just shouldn't touch it.
Just in case.
Probably not.
It's nitri.
Nice you're doing great for you wait here. We can grab it pick it up
Right there bend this shit see place give it a hundred so
Appreciate that honey gifted nigga
Damn, they said don't don't do it. They don't
Wait, don't don't touch it with your bare hands. Oh
Don't grab it because it'll freeze your skin really fast. So you knew that when you did it
It doesn't hurt.
No, I'm not trying to feel weird.
Hey, man, flex.
You don't want to hold it, because it'll hurt your hand.
I'm the sixth one, I have.
You do what's that?
Are you the sixth?
No, I'm the sixth one.
Sixth one.
You need date quid, not a hundred gifted.
Agent.
Ladies and gentlemen, please handle that.
What do you want us to do about it?
We're not going to, we're, okay, first of all,
are you just sitting your ass on the couch like that?
Fuck you, sit, we're all, we're all, we're all, we're all.
Hey Ray, did you need anything?
You want anything?
Any water or?
The water was suffice.
Okay.
Cold, don't check.
Don't check.
We don't have that, you want cold?
Cold, it was suffice.
Turn it back.
Turn it back.
Here, give him this.
Freshly watered.
healthy to drink.
Made by the chef.
It has our finest appellation ice,
mixed in with some natural spring sparkling water.
I can say, it's done.
Riverside and compliments of the chef, enjoy.
Bearing steak, do you like it stiff?
I'm gonna save it for the food.
I like it when my throat wet when I eat.
I let my throat wet when I eat.
Oh, would you give me a one more steak?
Listen, are you still on that?
You're not, you're not eating rocks.
It was a joke.
Sit up.
You want to sit up.
Yeah, I don't know.
He didn't even know your name.
Yeah, he went, uh, a little bit?
Why?
No, because I was thinking, is she more of a Emily
or is she more of a sinner?
And you thought I was more like a little baby than Sina?
Yeah.
Really?
Thank you.
You want to ask me why?
Why?
Really?
Why?
Because...
Alinity is Asian.
Jesus dammit!
Sit up!
I told you!
Hey, put this on!
What is that?
What is it?
It's a piece of junk.
Stop throwing it!
It was given to me.
I'm gonna put this on.
It's a piece of junk.
It's a piece of junk.
Give it to me.
Wait, what did you do?
What happened?
Chuck?
Um...
I don't know what happened, but...
Is that bad?
That stink is full!
It just came out from the bottom like we don't know what that is.
I don't know how that happened.
Bubbling?
It is bubbling.
That's so cool.
Yeah, how long is it gonna do that for, Chad?
Is it draining trouble?
Are we getting our deposit back?
No.
It's so cool.
They definitely put this in like Halloween mixes, right?
Like, okay, is it gassing the whole house?
It keeps coming out, no?
Uh-oh.
Did this one.
See?
Uh-huh.
I like it.
How did I emphasize it?
You need some rations?
Yeah.
Uh, you good?
Massage?
So put me in some eucalyptic oil, man.
Oh, are you going to give him a massage?
That's looking at my God.
The pipe is...
No, we'll be fine.
I'm going to get him right.
Guys, come on.
We have to cook together.
Oh, I don't know if this is going to help.
I'm just tearing this off to go down.
Oh, OK.
Um, boys, did you put the ice into the grate?
Did I do that?
So, I mean, did it somehow go something?
Yeah, I mean, uh...
Um...
Oh.
Oh.
Get up!
I fucking heard that shit leave your hands, man.
Fuck Rose, you fucking psychopath.
Yeah.
Get up!
Yeah, you really got...
You really kind of fell off with your insults, bro.
Don't wait for it to get here, dad.
I can't get loud, gang.
Yeah, your cortisol levels, though,
get high when you're sick, man.
I'm a headache, Jane.
Wait, guys.
Are there plates?
We have paper plates.
Where?
Ta-da! Right here.
Why do you want paper plates? You know how it is, didn't you?
You know.
Do we have a cardboard in here? No.
We have a cutting table.
Yeah, there's a few pieces left.
But it seems like we're fine.
Tom? I can't touch my hand.
Ready to stand and come?
Really?
No, don't worry.
That's what I planned on it.
Why are you...
Is it good?
Isn't it fun?
Yes.
I'm gonna get out of the sink just a little bit.
I was getting out the morning.
I was grabbing everything I was putting in a little time.
Oh, that's so cool looking.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
What?
What?
Can you shut up over there?
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Blow it into a can.
No, stay over there.
Blow it into a can.
Owl.
Blow it?
No, blow it.
No.
Eeeeeee!
Oh, not my teeth!
Enjoy, enjoy, Sadden.
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
Yo, I don't understand the size behind us, but that's cool as fuck.
Let me do it like this.
Whoa!
Wait.
Yo, my carrot taker.
I'm not going to care to take the tree.
Another one, Jack.
Emily, can you go to torment him please?
So he'll get up.
This is outside camera.
Emily, Jack, go away please.
I can't sit, I'm trying to get ready.
Emily.
Emily.
I'll take it.
I'll step on my knee.
That's a bad knee.
What are you going to do with my knee?
Emilia!
What the fuck?
Why are you so fast?
I tried to park it on her.
Emilia.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Emilia?
Can you get him and help the group?
I'm preparing.
I'm preparing.
For what?
I'm being able to sit on that.
You can't give him any wagging.
He's only just sitting on that.
I'm going to second Emilia.
That way I'll be there in a second, I believe.
What?
At least you got some mask on.
Can you give me a massage?
Want a massage?
Yep.
Come right up.
Why are we so little?
That's the real Linda, I got it.
Lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp.
And then you want a posh?
No, but what is this?
It's the green onion technique.
Do you know it? Do you remember what it is?
Just put it into the ice and then it'll curl up.
Hey, Senna.
Yes?
Yes.
I didn't see you wash your hands.
I did.
Are you sure?
Yes.
She's the best set there is.
I'm sure she wouldn't forget that.
Well, Emily, don't worry.
No, don't overpipe it, Emily.
Oh, my god, this is really good.
It's good form.
It's good form.
It's good form.
Do you want to know why I cut them long?
Age is my fun fact.
Oh, it's about the end.
No, no, it's a fun fact.
It's actually really cool.
I'm going to start making rice in on you.
Caleb.
What?
Do you want to know why I cut them long?
Yeah, for sure.
Why you have a gun in your hand?
Yeah.
Do it!
Are you putting grass in my steak?
No, no, no, it's...
Okay, it's scallion.
And what we...
Stop.
What I...
No, stop putting grass.
Stop throwing it in my steak.
No, no, it's...
It's...
Rage, get the fuck up!
I'll put it in my gloves and shit.
What? Oh, popcorn! Yummy!
Is that laundry popcorn? Yes, yes it is.
So now how many cups of rice would you like?
Uh, enough for ten people, so maybe like three cups?
I want you a lot of rice.
Okay.
An agent?
I'm not going to get any more.
I'm not going to get any more.
I'm not really going to get any more.
Okay, three cups of rice coming right up.
Uh, you're rich?
Yes.
Popcorn and drink coming right up.
Thank you.
It's a little hot.
Would you like a massage now or later?
Ooh, a massage now would be bless.
Okay.
Oh, yes.
Oh, good.
One day.
Tell me about your day. What did you do?
How tough was it?
Well, I woke up taking hours with the A.
Okay, ready for day three, you know?
Mm-hmm a little do you know to my chagrin they basically I was
Had to quarantine myself. Yeah, no, you know that happens all of us in 2020 very very difficult position being
Mentally
some knots
mentally I just let them into you down, but
You spend a lot of effort together, you know, yeah to be honest, it's p5 small anyway. It's page
It definitely was a bird.
It's a page fold.
And the gallop heard it trying to show up.
And ooh, you got nice traps.
Like that's an area.
Like that's a, you know, trapezoids.
Uh, right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
What?
Right?
What?
Is that Mondo?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
No, it's not Mondo.
I'm backing up.
Emily, Emily? Yes?
Yes, keep going, keep doing your thing.
What are you doing?
Don't mind me.
Is it massage?
Yeah.
Emily?
What's up? What's up, Emily?
I don't know what you're doing.
No!
She was about to too.
Yo, just mess up your mac.
Good.
Yo, sit up.
I'm getting a lot of tension right now.
This is how you be youthful.
Uh-oh.
Are you good?
Whoa.
Okay.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm so good.
I'm joking.
I'm sorry.
So you're going to get up and you're going to help, right?
I'm going to get up and I'm going to help.
Agent, you're going to get up and you're going to help, right?
No.
I'm gonna get up and I'm up.
The fuck you say?
I didn't say anything.
Or I thought it.
You're getting up, right?
Yes.
Do you need some reason?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Emily?
That's some good fucking popcorn.
Tender.
Some good fucking popcorn.
Emily.
I'm sick. I don't want to make everybody sick. Okay, let me get up. Let me get up.
Fuck it's jam, bitch.
Okay, let me get up. Let me get up. Let me get up. I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get up.
Wait, wait, wait.
You want me to start acting?
We need to cut it off here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's good.
Fuck.
She shot me in the fucking belly by now.
How do you move in this spot?
I might as well get in the bathroom.
I might as well.
I'm doing some other shit.
You good?
Hey, you good in my book, man?
Okay.
No, we don't need this shit.
No, no.
We do.
We do.
I'd like to help the green onion half.
There's a good half.
I can tell you.
So, the reason why I cut it the wrong way is because you put it in the ice and then
the membranes curl and then it makes the dish look pretty because you put a little bit
on the top and then it's sort of cutting at the top.
But let's just focus more on the meat.
Because the meat is just sitting there.
Thawing out all by itself.
And we're over here cutting grass.
Okay, the three-faire M.A. hasn't started the rice.
Maybe it's gonna take way longer than the rice.
No, it's not. Absolutely.
No, the fuck it's not. The whack of my rice.
How do you understand?
I like watching Uncle Ben. Three minutes.
Three minutes in a matter there.
I'm gonna give you an 8-5 wagyu with Uncle Ben rice. That's crazy.
Nah, I like watching Uncle Ben. 5 minutes max.
Sit up. This is the disclaimer. I'm eyeballing this because there's no lines on here.
I trust you.
Oh, wait.
Yeah. Hey, both things, yeah?
I don't know.
Food related, cooking related?
No, no, no, Emily!
Okay, you're...
Wait, there's lines right here.
Okay, and what's the rule?
One to 1.5.
Something like that.
Right?
Be careful. The fat, the fat, the fat.
HHS, yes.
Doesn't that look good? Wait can we show them it? Mando come here. It's huge. Oh my god
Look at that this here
Great
Okay agents you want to try to cut this in
Get back, y'all, look at me.
That looks amazing.
Y'all look at me?
Everybody look at me?
Sorry, that's going to give you my thoughts.
Ready?
More like, uh, what?
Not good?
Yeah.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay.
Hey Jeff.
Oh my god, do you see the moribling of the fat?
It's good, right?
Do you see the fat?
Oh, good boy.
You need to...
You need to...
Yeah, boy.
You need...
Hey, watch your back.
You fucking bunny rabbit?
I'm ready.
Okay, we need to check the curtains.
There goes the deposit!
What the fuck?
I didn't give you a shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
I didn't get you, bro.
You all right?
What the fuck you trying to do, nigga?
What's going on?
What's going on, bro?
What?
Whoa!
Yeah, you just got funny.
You're talking to yourself.
Oh?
Hey.
Hey, that was crazy.
Is that your hair?
Is that a steak?
It's on your hair and everything.
Is it a lot on my hair?
Yes.
Fuck.
Who's that?
He's not the one who likes you!
I think he got it on your duela mostly, not on your duela.
Let's fucking kill him. Let's fucking kill him.
Oh my god.
Not the state!
Say goodbye to you. I gotta wash my hair tonight.
Oh no.
Is it a lot? No.
No, it's not a lot.
No, no, no.
I'm fucking careful of living in fucking feeding!
Why are you doing that?
I'm gonna put a carrot in Ames ass and he's sleeping.
That's some shit they be doing in Kansas for us, bro.
What, like, on the stage?
Nah, nah, nah, it takes fun.
Not fucking time for those arguments.
No, okay. Do you want some?
I'm dead, sir.
No, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
It's me, it's hair!
How could you?
It's hair on your hair!
It's hair on your hair!
It's hair on your hair!
It's hair on your hair!
It's hair on your hair!
You know, get this little girl off the line, they're up here.
Get off!
Get another fucking Echollimited beanie!
You're fucking-
Come on, man.
You're fucking this.
That's aimed like a cum on your Echollimited beanie!
It's a little bit of beanie.
Hey, hi.
I can't.
Hey, hi.
I can do it.
No, no, no.
I got it.
It's just hard.
Hey, hi.
I got weak arms.
No, it's okay.
Cooking's a man's job.
Let me take care of myself.
No, no, no.
I can't.
Okay, try and push it down.
It's hard.
Wait, they're saying ruins.
What?
No, it's not.
Wait, does wagyu look like that?
No, it's not ruined.
We're cutting slices.
It's ruined because we're supposed to cook it like this?
No.
Tomass is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big guy, houses.
Big guy, houses.
Big guy, houses, houses, houses, houses, houses, houses,
houses, houses, houses.
All right, give me the fucking paper.
Give me one second.
Paper.
I fucking, I'm gonna let me fucking beat it out,
cool with water.
I absolutely didn't have paper, tell me something.
What?
I just had toilet paper, bro, so if you want some toilet paper,
it's plenty to have.
No, no.
Yo, this shit max, this shit max.
There's toilet paper, but there's no blue towels.
What is this right now?
It might be so slightly frozen though, but that's cool.
This looks so good.
It's good, it is.
That's ribs in it?
Yeah, and you see all that fat marbling?
Wow.
Be careful with your finger, Asian, please.
What about that?
Wow.
Oh my god.
That was so satisfying.
It's good, right?
It's OK if it's slightly frozen, because we'll adjust to it.
Oh.
Just cool it.
Is that my face?
Oh my God.
Oh yeah.
Open that bad boy up!
Oh!
This is crazy!
Wow!
Wow!
Bro, eat your little silver.
Eat any of that in normal state, Jack.
The marbling looks so good.
Yeah, I'm gonna feel like in normal state.
Now I need you.
I want to touch it.
Can I touch it?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, let's just marbleize this.
No, no, you just stare at it.
Make it go like, you know what it's something to do,
go stare at it.
No, let's just marble.
No, no, no, just like go stare at something.
Okay, you can go over here.
You can probably start from here,
and you need to be like, how many pieces?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
and 10.
Are we staying on?
It's 10.
10, yeah.
So five per each.
10 pieces.
Yes.
actually fur, because this is 11 pounds.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, what?
Thank you.
That broke the numbers.
My mouth is watering.
You're not going to be able to eat this whole thing.
We will.
We will.
It's going to be so fatty.
Yes.
I'm not going to lie.
It's going to be a bitch to cut.
I'm so sorry.
But that's your job.
If you do that, I'll do everything else.
It's like, it's like, meh, it's smooth, bro.
We just have a black knife so it doesn't help.
So when the chest is poor raised, the yellow doesn't have to get up and now it's on the
go away.
And the camera just, right, it just went everywhere on it.
I wouldn't have put that in my bag.
Right on.
This shit not going 10 pieces.
I'll keep it.
You want a job, will you Smith?
Change that shit.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no.
I was going to start cutting it.
Is it good?
No, no, no.
Look, you see how like, it's too like tender.
So it's going to fall apart in the middle.
Just know whenever a piece falls apart, we'll save, throw in the pan.
They're all going to fall apart because it's going to be tough to cut into 10 pieces.
It's okay.
If you want to cut into smaller pieces, we can.
Or we can give it a knife.
That's the biggest knife we have.
Oh, this place didn't have a knife.
We don't necessarily need a big knife.
We can give you a serrated knife if you want to try it.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do we think about these rice levels, guys?
Oh, that's...
Emily, how's that?
For rice to water ratio?
So did you measure it? No, I'm just eyeballing it, because I think we lost the cup holder thing.
Okay, look Sino. How did we lose it? We just bought this.
Look Sino, look Sino, look Sino, look Sino. Great.
Do you need a game plan Sino? Yes. Are you good? What's wrong?
So look, this is going to keep happening because it's nicer to choose from all. That's okay.
It's not okay, because it's not going to be a nice deluxe steak.
It's good.
Oh, no, it's not that good.
It looks good.
Not even good.
No, no, no, no.
Agent, you could try to come from the outside.
Yeah.
Instead, because it's softer.
Can I cut?
No, no, no, I got it.
Because I want to do something too, you know.
Rach, why don't you help Emily with the steak?
Or the rice.
Yeah, yeah.
Rach, I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I need your help.
Ray, I need your help.
What are you doing in my house doing?
Tell me how much water.
What are you doing in my house doing, Emily?
I'm doing this.
I need my license.
Huh?
I'm OK.
Yes, yes.
She doesn't even help.
Now, I got this.
Shall I use a serrated mask?
No, no, no, no need.
No need, no need, no need.
No need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need,
no need, no need, no need.
Put that down, here.
What is that, everyone?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe just like sit over there or something.
Entertain the chat, let's talk to them.
Yo, I've never seen you.
So this is my room.
You want something to come down?
Right.
I come down.
I go to the couch.
Till we get up the couch, I go to the kitchen.
And you don't even fucking leave.
Joshua, it's time for ice.
Oh, no.
Time for ice, Joshua.
Two fly.
killing us and when I say awesome in the hose who the fuck is the hose
And then you do the knuckle trick that I have nails on what do we think? What do we think? Is that good?
It's good to me I watched the rice five times
Yes
What rice is better than dry rice less water
and it's very hot water
too much water
alright, hold on, do it back
how about that?
better?
looks good, right?
Emily, you're Asian, bro
I know, I know how to do it
I'm just quizzing you guys
I'm sorry, what do you think it's made of?
oh yeah, keep cooking out there
go straight out
Thank you, Rage.
I'm having so much fun right now.
Too much still?
Oh, a little less.
I thought Agent said he couldn't cut this.
Oh, jeez, drop these.
Look.
Well, you're having so much fun again.
Oh, Rage, look at this.
Rage.
Oh, you guys want to eat it?
It looks awesome.
Look at my fucking yo-yo.
Oh, Rage.
You got fucking yo-yo?
Let go of my yo-yo.
Oh, it has germs on it now.
Come on.
My germs, though.
And we're friends.
I don't give a fuck if it's your germs.
It's cooking.
Good work, Emily.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I hope it's good.
It's good.
Thank you, Rach.
It's great.
Oh, sinister.
Oh, you cut it.
Good work.
You guys have it down.
I'm going to put it in.
Nice fish.
It's amazing.
Smells great.
Hey, man.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm having a blast, cooking with my friends and shit.
Great.
He's, uh, it's all kind of heavy.
I'll put you here, you know.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sure.
No, you're just, uh, I mean, I don't see.
Marbleization felt great.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
What?
You want to cut the steak, though?
What was it?
You're not going to cut the steak.
Let's check it out.
And you have a professional steak cutter over there.
Look at it.
Look at it.
It's so crazy.
You're really cutting that thing over there, Senna.
Oh, thanks.
It's like.
It's good.
It's like.
It's like.
I'm going to go play baseball myself with the rod.
OK.
OK.
Have fun.
You want to know, maybe you could die?
Just a little bit.
Is he blind?
Oh my God, this is low.
Oh my God, this is still good.
Thanks for watching!
What are you doing?
Right here.
Right here.
Am I on your phone?
All the way out there.
It's good, Nachette?
Two?
What are you saying? Leaked.
You're gonna go back so much.
Oh yeah, I got 20 guys.
That's the case.
Yeah.
You thought to me? Yeah.
I got two girls. Go away.
Oh my God! I got water! I got water!
As you can see, he's kind of over there.
See, all he needs is a little bit of head, bro.
I didn't know her to you. I'm really sorry. I thought I would get a little bit of money.
Is it a minuscule?
No, no, no. Okay.
Listen, that's one thing. That's one thing.
I think that would fix it but I think it too like just like some friendship
you know what I'm saying like what if you just went in there and I'll tell you
You know what I'm saying?
I just play with him for a little bit.
Okay?
Okay, like how much do you want?
100,000?
Alright, but that's...
Robots.
Robots.
Oh.
You can do it.
For like two hours?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck me, man.
Hey, Riggs!
Oh, Clay!
What are you doing?
Extraction sellers, man!
Selling.
Selling.
Oh, man.
You just not doing it?
Yeah.
You got some of that?
I'm crazy, I'm crazy man.
This is my first time I've ever played football.
This is my first time I've ever played football.
See what kind of good at this shit.
You're fucking natural man.
You're pretty good.
Oh.
That was a strike.
Are you playing?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Try to get that oars on right there.
I'm gonna get that water going right there.
And you know, sometimes when you get sick it's usually just the first day that it's assed.
After the first day, you're good.
You're good.
Yeah, but let's see if you got a problem.
I like to use this technique called a...
One-shot top.
I'm gonna just push that one.
Fuck.
Shit!
What the fuck was that?
Fuck you, man.
You're a fucking figure.
Yeah, I choose, okay, that's the shabby.
This move I call here is called the two top shot.
I'm gonna hit your ball into my ball, into the pocket.
Wow, that was impressive!
Now you said cool, right?
Yeah!
You're really good man.
Yeah, I feel like we're going to do that like games this year.
Wow, you're a natural.
You're the first one I've played, too.
Brow shit, though.
You want to break up a little bit?
Nah, that's good. Let's get stressed.
Let's get stressed. Let's get stressed.
I'll break up a little bit.
Ha ha ha!
What was your name before?
I was going to book up there.
I do celebrity shots.
What?
Can I do one shot?
Oh, boy!
We're talking about rage.
The horse went better at pool.
What do you have all day?
I'll help out the loser to rage.
I have to go all day so far.
Move it?
Agent!
One of the best!
Yeah!
You're an amazing student.
Okay, go ahead.
That was a trick shot!
I've seen that one on six times.
I've seen that one on six times.
Two shots, two shots for hearts and throats.
When you line up, do you go on the line or do you put it anywhere?
You put it behind this time to this way.
One, two, three, four.
See this side.
Ahhhh!
So you rigged?
Get it out.
Fuck.
You good?
Yeah, it's good, right?
Yep.
Great.
You're doing an awesome race.
Appreciate you.
Oh.
Have you got a table on mine?
Okay, I'll take one, this one.
Thank you, Reagan.
I'm gonna try to get this one overboard
for that pop-up.
It's not a shot-plop top.
It's not a shot-plop top.
Ooh, you're close.
Yeah, you're pretty good, man.
You're getting pretty hard.
You're stressed, you're stressed out, you're stressed.
You're stressed?
You're stressed.
It's really hard.
I know you might not be able to hit the ball that first.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Can you even hit the ball?
Yeah, I'll just...
I'm gonna ask that.
I'm just breaking up a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
Actually, this is called a dough shot top.
See the move.
I shoulda taken this move.
I'm gonna hit your ball, it's my ball, it's the pocket.
That's actually gonna be...
Losses.
Because you're getting my ball first,
that's what I'm saying.
There, close.
So hot.
Watch this.
I'm on the same.
Come on.
Watch this one.
Come on, raise your new tool, raise your new tool.
Ah, am I going to do it to him?
I'm on the same.
Come on, raise your new tool, raise your new tool.
Ah, am I going to do it to him?
I'm on the same.
I'm so embarrassed.
Wow.
What is it?
I'm going to break this up first.
Ah, that's a great shot.
Oh, look at that.
Wait.
That's close.
Yeah.
You're going to do nothing with this.
There's nothing to think on here.
What is this?
You know what?
We'll share for you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what? We'll share pucks.
What the? Okay.
We'll share pucks.
You gotta... this is chalk.
It gets the friction on the bottom of the puck
so you can hit the ball when I jump it.
Stop messing with me! I know how to play pool!
I want this.
I'm gonna hit the yellow one into that pocket.
I'm gonna toss the left.
But I might just break it up a little bit.
Wow! That was fucking impressive!
There you go.
I'll just use my buckle seat.
Thanks.
Now calculate the angle here so quite a lot.
This should be about a 80, a 105, or something like that.
And then I'll stay right there and...
Yeah, you want to have your arms straight.
Actually, your elbow is a little tough.
Yeah, you good?
You're welcome.
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
we get it from over here.
Yeah!
We get it from over here.
Yo!
Now, we're going to do the X-axis.
I just wanted to come through, send this chat.
Here's an update.
I'm talking like all those states,
setting aside different cards.
So good.
Yeah, looks incredible.
Thank you.
Hey, don't be sending POV, guys.
I got y'all sent a file.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You actually keep staying right here.
Um, 30, like 30 to 40 minutes, you know what I'm saying?
30 more minutes.
30 more minutes.
You know what, bro, you just show us what you're about to do and break it down for us.
Listen, because I don't know what you're going to do.
Look, I'm about to hit that purple.
That purple solid.
Into that pocket right there.
Watch this, man.
Now this is how you do it for those souls.
That'd be a little hard for you.
For your first year.
I mean, anyone who's done it.
It was right there, so it wasn't that hard.
Listen, this was a little challenging.
Being that this is right behind me.
I'm trying to get that into there.
So you gotta come at it with an oppsus angle.
A chute, somebody said.
Woo-hoo!
Fucking sick.
No shot.
That's right here.
Closer to that.
You hit that quarter of a ball.
Gym, and the ball's gonna go gym into that one.
Gym into a gym.
So a straight line of gym.
Into a right side of the gym.
You know what I'm saying?
Into a right side of the gym.
Into a right side of the gym.
Into a right side of the gym.
You got lucky with that one.
It's on the right side, Sam.
You got lucky.
You got lucky.
You got lucky.
You know what I'm saying?
You got so lucky.
You know what I'm saying?
That's my problem.
It's a hard stuff.
So okay.
Great, she got the little bit.
Who on that?
Who on that to pro?
Yeah, that's not as hard as me.
You don't want to do this into that, it's a little bit too hard because it's long, it's
harder than it actually looks.
And the other ones are no clear shot pockets.
Yeah.
I got you.
It's okay.
That was a little better for us.
Okay.
You want to go behind the second water core or deeper?
I'm gonna try to hit the blue, that's how I look, what a fucking body, I'm not gonna get
What's going on?
Are you doing great?
That's not good for you.
No way out.
Is that clean?
Nah, not you too. You're going to have fucking pros.
Well, what about us then?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Who's the pro?
That was a class run.
Now what's the battle of the ages, chef?
The battle of the ages!
We got brave age! We got Emily!
I'll take some shot. I just made sure to get it down.
Thanks.
You're in this club, I kind of gave you an easy one.
No, I'm getting it. We should make this.
I actually preset this up to the ground floor.
I put myself in this position.
Here's the impact trigger.
Here's the ears.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, okay!
I'm gonna use my ear.
I'm gonna fuck that.
Huh?
I'm gonna fuck that.
See how I'm gonna put this hand in the t-shirt?
Are you able to have a straight line here with friends with others?
No, you're not going to make it.
It's chess.
It's chess.
I'm not going to make it out.
And I'm not going to make it out.
You're not going to make it out.
I'm the point guard.
Can you go?
I'm the point guard.
I'm the point guard.
I'm going to throw a point guard here.
Oh, you're so good.
You're so good.
I'm not going to miss a shot.
You're going to say what's that?
Okay.
Go ahead.
damage is what I first thought back to
first time I've ever first had one of those
floor deck right here
I don't want to make that easy
because what I'm trying to do is I'm going to check that deck
so that's what I'm going to do
I'm going to bounce out the wall and hit that hole
that's the first shot I have
shut up!
Why are you like a little bird shit chattering my ear?
Thank you.
This is a hard shot right now.
Oh, with the leg up? With the leg up?
I don't know if you're gonna make it. It's really difficult. It's quite difficult.
Yeah, it's okay. We kind of do it.
It's too easy, I want it a harder one.
I want it a harder one.
This.
Yeah.
And that was a beautiful one.
Ah.
Alright.
Good.
And that was the beautiful hole.
All right.
You got the upper hand.
That's on the side real quick.
Yeah, it's on the side.
Stay right there. I'll be back.
Look.
You unlocked her later a moment.
There's like an actual chance she says to get upset.
Cause she's getting competitive.
I'm gonna study that a little later.
Okay, I've done fucking too much.
Hey guys!
Hey!
How's it going?
It's really good.
Are you guys probably getting stuff for the stakes in there?
Yeah, yeah, nah.
And cover that, right?
Sit down.
Obviously.
Duh.
Cause like you wanna, like I just bought the stakes.
You wanna leave me and make it by yourself?
And what?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Like obviously, like you guys wouldn't do anything fun without me.
I don't know what fun it is!
Without Sina.
Exactly. You're the funds.
That's what I'm saying. Okay, so obviously he's like, I'm the funds and then it's...
Are you holding the state? I got you.
No, but you're...
Back off.
No, no, hey, here, reach me. This way.
We gotta grab the stuff for the state.
Okay, so you...
Yeah, we'll be right back.
Because Emily's waiting on us.
Okay, but hey, she's waiting on you. You guys are getting...
Is the groceries?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, come back after the groceries then.
Yeah, I just...
I'm gonna grab them right now.
Okay.
You have the fucking potential to rage bait the fuck out of Emily.
She is so close to getting, like, two to three girls.
Okay, but I'll tell you, I'll speak to you.
I'll speak to you this year, then.
Is it really?
Is it really?
It's my brand of coffee, man.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
So, let me go like this.
So, let's go.
Hey, Evan.
Hey!
So, this is how my ass goes.
His ass is not staying, actually.
Oh, wait.
Yes, then how does my kicking us stay?
I'll see you.
Yup.
I just wanna grab this stuff.
Oh, for a steak?
Yeah, yeah.
Like the groceries?
Yeah, I feel bad for you.
Good, good.
Mike.
Thank you! Thank you, Ray!
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much for the whole game.
What?
You want to throw that out now?
You can tell, bro. It's a handy cap.
You should have a good one.
You should have a good one.
And it's right there, so it's easier to shot.
And it's okay if you don't hear this one.
It's okay.
I'll be back soon.
Yeah?
I know!
I know!
It's not problem.
It's not problem.
It's not problem.
It's not problem.
I know.
I know.
I'm losing my mind.
I know.
I know.
I know.
How are you doing?
It's a jump shot?
Can there be a shot with a little jump shot, man?
I made it harder for her.
Yup, I know.
What the hell is that?
We need a shot!
Okay, you're up. Do you want me to keep you on easy?
No! You're doing your performance and you're stuck.
You said it's not.
Yes!
I'm the lady who catches the food bad for you.
I say maybe she didn't try to stay.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, now.
Go, go.
What do we want me to do?
Tell me.
I can't do either.
What's the point?
What do we want me to do?
Whatever you want me to do.
Take that one.
That's easier.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, shall I end it?
Or shall I keep playing with it?
I'm keep playing with it.
I'm gonna take my underwear. I said it's not easy for you to know.
It's all right, I'm gonna take my shoes.
You understand?
No way shoes are gonna fit.
Hold on, hold on.
I fit so far!
I beg to differ!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Thank you, darling.
We have a end up for new games, so it's waiting for us!
So just do your thing, and if you think you're so good, just end it.
I'm going to end it.
Okay, go ahead then!
But I like video games, so that's why I like to sit all the time.
I like video games, and it is what it is.
Oh, that's right, Ray.
There you go.
Thanks for having me.
That was a great intro.
Right here, that's right here.
He's shot you.
Oh, my hands are off.
I was supposed to have had a good contractor.
You didn't get this one.
They say ass versus ass.
No.
Ass versus...
What? They haven't asked?
Ask them now.
No, I'm not doing this right there.
Thank you!
You're just gonna die.
Alright, I'm gonna start crying. I'm gonna start crying.
I'm gonna start crying.
I'm like actually getting frustrated, like, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
How do I open that, you know?
AHH! I can't!
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't, I can't just...
This is horrible! I'm wearing a helmet!
We're stuck in the river, and we've been trying to...
No, no, no!
I'm going, you guys, wait a minute, now you're having a bad time.
That was me, I'd be...
Really?
I feel like you're probably overrated.
He says I'm the last who left.
Safe forever.
You got that, Charlie?
Is this your subliminal?
I know, look at that.
Sure.
Woo!
C-N-U-S-Gates!
TV!
I'ma start going here.
I said I was gonna go to the grocery store.
You're never gonna go to the grocery store.
Hey!
You let the air out!
Let me just give it the top right now.
Okay.
Hey, this is good for you.
We're tired. We are tired. We know what that means. I'm so tired. I don't want to be tired. It gives you hope. Uh oh.
Making it easy. It's perfect. No, no, no, no.
Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step. Make a step.
Oh, you kind of set her up, right?
Hey, are you getting the groceries still?
We're bringing them right to the door and then it's going to make it easier for us.
He said like a lot isn't really heavy.
I don't remember worrying how much.
He fell over with some of them so we had to put him back in the bag.
I just don't remember ordering that much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No need, no need, no need.
I don't have to just get the Gorgons.
I'll get it just to get the mushrooms.
No, I don't have to.
Season.
No, no, no, no, no, I don't.
Season.
Season.
Did you season it for me?
What would you put on an A5 Wagyu steak for season?
Steak seasoning.
OK.
Can I have pepper?
Kill yourself.
You put steak seasoning on an A5 Wagyu?
Well, whatever you used to see the steak with.
You got to put pepper.
You want to ask for help.
You want to ask for fucking help.
Check it yourself.
No, I need help getting the groceries, could you get those?
Yeah, I'll get them.
You guys get the groceries, right?
We'll get them.
OK.
Got it.
They fell.
Over here.
OK, we'll just pick them up.
You got it.
You got it.
If you win on God, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
it's worth the deal.
She's crashing up.
OK.
I'm not even going to tell him.
She's got this case fucking on her.
I know, but how come the oldies hit her with a relash?
Okay, okay, I'll go into the game, so don't worry.
You can keep trying.
Your eyes.
Your eyes.
Can you even see me?
Relax, relax, relax.
Hey, Evan, Evan, relax.
Please, thank you.
I'm talking to you too much.
I'll do that one count it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit it's lit
I'm gonna call the right pocket
I'm glad
It's gonna be a good one
And so if I pay you half a million dollars, I'm better than you are poor and I'm better
than you are living
Never gonna happen
Is she reaching you out to gaming at your name, nigga?
Yep, yep, the same. Emily, you better not get gaming.
Go ahead.
You have to say it.
I said Emily gaming. Let's give her your name.
Yep, yep. Go ahead.
Okay.
I thought we were talking.
Okay.
Now, God's rain fuckin' earth agents double O.
Woo!
I'm not worried.
Not worried?
Fuck shit.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
I know this pocket.
Can you get off please?
Yeah, but...
I'm trying to shake it the table a little bit.
He's not standing over there.
I'm going to hit you over here.
What's that?
Ah!
Ah!
Ammo!
And we'll see line-ammo for the outro!
In the end, you're going to get a good chance to hit.
You can't be going on one for 10 minutes.
That's how easy I'm going on her.
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
They owed an deposit.
Ha ha ha ha!
Great thought in a little break this minute.
Okay.
Shut that pocket.
Come on.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God, balls!
Holy shit. Holy fuck.
Your ball is barely moving, I just thought about it.
You're worse than me. You're worse than me.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yeah, I just have to...
Where's the chop? Oh my God.
You don't need chop, it's fine.
You don't fuck the rubber on all this shit.
What am I saying? Scratch on the main loser.
Scratch on the...
What? That is not true!
That's not true!
Everybody use your word.
No way! No way! It's the word!
Why do we want this money?
Wait, what?
What are you fucking shitting me at?
Oh, she lost?
It is, yes.
We'll go and use it on her. We'll go and use it on her, bro.
We're playing rookie difficulty.
House rules, house rules.
We know that.
I think that... I think that...
I think that means that I still have the time right now.
No!
He's going to scare me!
He's going to scare me!
I have to win!
Are we?
What?
What?
What's that, Michael?
Michael!
Michael!
This one?
Oh my God.
And the summer!
Oh, Dr. Rambrough!
She would have lost if we wanted to cover her up.
You're not saying she lost, though.
Yeah, she lost.
Oh, I won!
Bro, that's bogus, bro.
That's bogus, bro.
That's bogus!
Wait, wait, I'm tired.
No!
Rich!
No!
Hey, there's no way I can get this in.
There's no way I can get this in?
No.
There's no way I can get this in?
Wait, it's impossible for me to get in.
And I have to point, point?
I can't do that.
Not that good.
Let's see what I can do.
I can't believe my eyes are open.
Yeah!
I win!
Yippee!
I won! I won!
Now the groceries are...
Ah, shit.
Ready?
Ready?
Oh, it's nice.
You're already slanted.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not a gaming stand-up without me?
Oh, wait, just a minute.
Now I want a game.
And who will I get a desk?
Big daddy.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
But I'm great.
Did you get the groceries?
I'll be honest.
I don't know where they are.
I don't know where they are.
Because I got the fucking groceries.
Well, you guys were in here having a gaming stand-up
without me.
Well, you're not a gamer.
I'll help you with this.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no.
What?
Listen.
You can put it out here.
What is it?
I'm ready.
What the fuck is that?
Put the steak in there, dude.
I cut all the steak slices.
We have individual pieces.
I have six.
Yeah!
Sina!
So I cut off all the extra fat that we're going to use to cook with and not eat because it's too fatty.
You gave him a light bulb.
are going to be individual steak cuts and then here's extra meat that we can use for other dishes and stuff
But it's it's extra fatty as well
Look the rice is done
Oh, that looks kind of perfect, right?
Put that bitch on warm.
Put that bitch on warm.
I'm going to direct this call.
They said you actually lost three times, actually.
I thought they were using house rules.
Yep.
That's what those greats are.
See, you get my game now.
It was just pool.
It was just pool, so that.
And I cooked her shit.
No, he was really bad.
He was huge.
They had a lot of fun.
Oh, a lot of?
You guys had a lot of fun?
They had so much fun.
Oh.
They had a great time.
He lost to me in school.
She got cooked three times.
She got cooked three times.
Is he here?
Yeah, we, yep.
Okay, could we grab it? Is it outside? Do you want me to grab it?
What do you mean?
Oh, a few minutes.
Ray?
Okay.
What do you mean?
Raych, I'm ready for you to say the sentence.
We got it. We got the video.
Em, you are the only Asian I know that is bad at games.
How is that true at all when I've got a video?
Oh, so that's not true. You know Ray.
Which Ray?
Ray's an boy.
Oh, I think you're back here, Ray. I was going to say, that's a crazy shot.
They both suck. I beat them both to wedges.
Oh, he's sneezing outside is really nice because we shouldn't himself
Because he's in front of me before.
Do you want to check the office?
No, go ahead to the tour.
No, so I'm going to...
Yes.
Oh my God, good.
Oh my God.
Good job.
Hey, John, we've got another stain on these pants.
That would have been so bad.
That's a collection.
Oh, look, there's stains here and here.
Hey, this is really good.
Thank you.
Okay.
This is $1,000 more than this.
$1,200.
You want to do this?
So instead of using butter for a fog like you, you use the fat that is rendered on it
already because it will melt and the butter always hates the oil.
No but you don't need it, you don't need it because you want the flavor of the steak
to go like this.
There we go.
Yeah, turn it down.
It's actually like this is weird seeing it cut.
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah, turn it down.
It's actually like, this is weird seeing Cynic cook.
What do you mean?
Like, you just never cook in front of me.
Why would I ever cook?
I don't cook for, I've never cooked for you or rage.
Exactly.
Because you guys don't hang out with me upstream.
That's simply not true.
I've been upstream with you plenty of times.
That's actually true.
Sorry, I just went to lie.
I just wanted to lie.
But it's like, it's fine.
Yo, that's wet.
D.
It's good, right?
No, you just used that piece specifically for oil?
Yeah, so I took up a lot of the fatty pieces
that we're not going to eat.
I'm going to turn this down.
And, uh.
Cooking wakes in up.
Cooking wakes in up.
Cooking wakes in up.
Cooking wakes in up.
I am not turning around and throwing ants.
Nobody wants you to.
OK, well, that was, I was just clarifying
that I will not be doing that specifically.
You know she don't do that neither.
I thought she does.
Yeah, she does, so strong.
Seemed a couple times.
She's trying to bite.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna get a little bit of dinner.
Did you know Colvin and Colvin has never had wagyu?
Who?
They've never had it.
What's that?
Yeah, he's poor.
But that's why.
Never.
It'll be so good.
Are you eating whipped cream right now?
No.
Hey, man.
Go ahead and lock in for me, bro.
coming bro. Here you go. If we don't have any room set water in this mix, it's all
unafraid. I think so. Time to be selfish. What the hell? Did you just throw it out?
It's water, you can't hurt it.
Who else are watering?
Me!
This is delicious!
Okay, um, I need to focus.
Where am I doing?
She's overwhelmed!
She's overwhelmed!
Her brain can only handle two things!
What do you think I'm gonna be?
What do you think I'm gonna be?
What do you think I'm gonna be?
What do you think I'm gonna be?
What do you think I'm gonna be?
What?
Did you say it?
So guys, how was I doing?
You're Emily.
Probably boring, right?
Yes!
That's an egg test.
In that part of season
Thank you
You didn't have fun with that one, right?
What the fuck are you doing?
This is mirin
The rice?
The regular soy sauce I'm using no no no it's not rice, it's like a sweetened thing that you put in the soy sauce
So you soy sauce sesame seeds, sesame oil
And mirin
And a little bit of brunchy
Why don't you know this is like a woman who doesn't cook?
She's like a woman who doesn't cook.
What have you ever cooked a day in your life?
Yo, beard time's on screen.
Hella times, millions of times.
You gonna come out good?
Most of the time it comes out ass.
But it's usually because it's some...
No.
OK.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry, ma'am.
It's just, it's just...
I don't want to owe a wine meal.
There's a really ugly robot walking up behind you.
It's OK.
You stay closer.
Alright.
Hey, Rich.
Hey, Rich.
You're rich.
Catch.
Oh, my God.
You all right?
I will throw this one out.
Put it out of the hole there.
Like the eggs inside the shell.
That's cool.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
Woo!
That looks so good!
Wow!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Back up!
Look at that, that's so nice.
But it looks good.
Oh my, it looks good, it looks good.
It looks good, got you on it.
Can I flip it, can I flip it?
It pops out, I'll do that.
Can you open this for me?
Of course.
I have nails.
Yes, ma'am.
No, no, I can't eat you.
No, it's water, thank you.
You're the loser.
You're the loser, yes, ma'am.
No, you're the loser.
Ada, can you give every me I have nails to kiss?
Hey, Emma, kiss.
That wasn't fair!
That was a good egg!
You fucking dickhead!
And I was the fastest one earlier!
I'm the one who gets!
Agent, no, you have one job, Agent.
That's a good egg!
Oh, no!
He also killed half his dog too.
He's killed a good egg.
Look at him, he's got a huge little mouth.
What the fuck, Ray?
Bro, he's a good eggie!
Look at me!
Fuck, what do you mean no bro?
He didn't pick it up.
I didn't pick no shit!
Pick up the fucking egg.
I have the power here man. I can't tell you anything here. You don't tell me no grand.
I'm talking to you. I'm done with the fuckers.
He fits a lot when he calls. He just, he's got the feeling.
I'm telling you, Zach up. Get away from the state.
Oh yeah, get away! Get away! Get away from the state! Clean up the edge.
Hey, Gary.
Elf friend, bro.
Why is that egg yolk like...
orange?
I don't know.
Oh my god, we need to put that on!
No.
Why is that?
Why is the egg so orange?
Your egg yolks are actually supposed to be orange like that.
Those are really good eggs.
Eggs should not be really yellow.
No, I...
This one's yellow!
No, but it's fine.
They're that yellow.
They shouldn't be the bright yellow.
Why did you fucking...
I don't see
Y'all know how much eggs are right now
Yeah
Oh yellow
Look at the eggs, look at the difference in eggs chat
Look at that
You know this science guy, where the fuck is Bill right now bro?
Bill, no
There's like
What's that called?
What's that called?
What's that?
Mando?
Are they pretty?
Yeah, they're fire.
This one's dirty.
It's brown.
No, look.
It's got spots on it.
Feel it or not?
Woo!
Hey, guys.
I just checked out the other one.
This one, right?
Yes.
How much is this one?
I don't know.
Come on.
There it goes.
You're ready?
What's up?
Come on, man.
Five.
Five.
Oh, come on, man.
Guys, it's nothing happening.
I have to flip.
Do we not have a sponge or anything?
This family is losing it.
They're losing it, man.
I'll step it in.
Are you fucking sad?
Wait, isn't there a sponge in the room?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We're going to make it?
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, please.
Is that it?
Yeah.
It's out.
It's out.
Oh, no.
That's my mom.
Wait, are you just watching or are you just saying this thing?
No!
Emily, please, do we have no paper towels either?
No.
We're far.
Here's a sponge though.
Um, but there's still no soap.
So.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, hey, Zane.
Yeah, it's Zane.
Oh, lady.
That's smart.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, wait! You asked me to clean it up!
I'm sorry, I won't disturb you.
Fuck you, I'm so fucked.
Fuck you, I'm so sorry.
What's up, I'm just gonna go up the towel and...
Hey, first time we be cleaning shit like this.
You feel me?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that a cum joke? What was that about?
Yes, Caleb, it was.
I was making sure. I didn't know you were doing that.
Kayla was making sure I didn't know you know you could have had a thing where
you were cleaning the bag you know that shit look marvelous eating please don't
don't touch it I'll serve you first yeah she started begging like you just
have to say don't do it yeah I know you I don't want you to eat it
Please, please, please.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, this floor is disgusting.
I'm putting on my J's.
Does that mean that both of y'all's nuts
was in the same area and now they're even together?
Caleb, it was a joke, okay.
He was jumping that one suck to shut it off.
Oh.
Hey, we hear it.
My boxy.
I'm cooking up.
Hey!
You want some?
Sure, here you go.
That's how we do it here, you know what I'm saying?
Stepping up.
You want some too?
Yeah, I do.
You good?
Yeah, I got some.
Oh, cold!
There you go, cold!
I like that, cold!
What more?
You want some Mando?
W cameraman.
Rolls up.
Rolls up.
Rolls up.
Rolls up.
Rolls up.
You in?
Yeah.
You say immigrants?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know.
It just stopped.
It just stopped.
I'm glad that's quick.
That's okay.
Someone put something in your mouth
for the last two weeks, man.
You get a problem with that?
The first time was at a drag march.
Yeah.
they fucking sit up and listen to white shit.
The muscles are awesome and the lip cream is also fucking awesome.
Shut the whole mouth of those without a fucking throat.
You like that? You like that?
Is that behind the camera?
I took the camera off of you.
You was tongue like that?
Yes.
No, I can't do it again.
It's a fucking clip it again.
Fucking fucking fucking.
First life.
Under this one.
There, there.
He is, he is.
Oh, that should look good.
Wow.
So you're just going to sit and put it?
Is that perfect medium rare?
Oh, look.
Oh.
Oh, it does look perfect.
Yo, that should look perfect.
Oh, I almost dropped them.
Yo, sit on it.
I apologize for ever telling you you can't cook.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
No, no, no.
If that takes battle, come on, folks.
The mother of PSA.
Oh.
PSA?
Yeah.
The fat pork.
Oh, my God.
See, so in here, it's a little more rare.
So I'm taking off these thinner pieces which is fine
So I can make you just sesame and stuff like that
Straight meat bro
80 20 90 10
Yeah
Hey, I'm really ready for the meat
Yes
You can't have this sauce
agents
Because it has a mirror in it
But rage come here you want to try a little bit of safe rage you just take a soft it is before you eat it
We like stuff
We can all grab a piece
I just told you how much you were off okay. Oh wait
We want you to try oh
Oh my God, it's so wet and oily.
Look how wet and oily it is, bro.
You put that sesame oil in there?
Wet and oily.
Don't get it on the jays.
Three, two, one.
It's some milk in your mouth, right?
Oh my God.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Is it good?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
We need all to stay.
Sina!
I'm just eschewing, I'm traveling back to the land with son.
You like this?
Oh!
How do you do that?
Are you checking me then?
You can, right?
For what?
In an airplane you can check me then?
You're gonna break the meat, that's what he's saying?
Yeah, I need some meat.
No, that's...
You know you can eat this fatty piece of meat?
But that's hard.
It's a type of fatty part.
It's even better than eating.
Oh, you had to stay.
Oh, my.
Give me some of those fatty foods.
Wow.
So, see, that's a little clean.
Keep that clean.
Oh, I need to find you a good one.
Really, that part?
Give me three, man.
A little, man.
I don't think you can do it.
Oh.
What?
What?
I just want to give you a bad fatty food.
That should have been good.
That was all the food.
I feel alive, baby.
I didn't think, yes I did, yes ma'am.
I'm trying to come out there, I don't have worries.
I'm just going to get a seat back here.
I need it.
It doesn't really melt in your mouth?
Great, great.
Oh, that's not even that though.
I just got a little bit of a problem.
It's like meat butter, right?
That shit was, bums.
Yo, that shit was crazy in my mouth.
That shit was.
It didn't even feel like meat, bro.
No, I'm not mad, man.
No, no.
Yay!
Yo, that doesn't even feel like meat.
No.
I don't even know. There's no good, terrible feeling.
Alright. I'm gonna do something.
You okay?
You need something, buddy?
You wanna take a ship?
I'm a fly. I'm a tusser.
You want some water?
What's wrong with you?
You're dead.
You want someone to tuss in?
Are you okay?
You're happy or you're sad?
I'm fine.
You're gonna be ranked, bud.
If you keep safe, you're ending.
You will be ranked.
Are you sad that care's almost over?
No, the fucking state was good as fuck, man.
I'm gonna cry about shit.
Oh, this shit's fucking good as fuck.
I need more fucking states, so please.
I'm already working.
Please let him on state, bro.
This shit is actually so good, bro.
That shit is actually so good.
I promise you that shit's so good.
But I didn't even service you in a dish, though.
Oh, hunt that out, hunt that out, hunt that out.
No, no, no, I'm okay.
I don't want to hunt that out.
I'm okay, I don't want to hunt that out.
I don't I don't know how you're gonna stay. I'll get you some good as fuck.
Why'd you say everything's so raw fancy?
You got more? How you got more?
Me!
You got me? You got me?
You got me?
Alright, I won't touch you tonight.
Oh, you have to stay.
Hold on, just a second.
I'm over meat. You're not a real food eater.
You're like food for us.
Yo.
When I eat mine, I eat it really rare.
Wait, you don't get any salt on it!
YAAAHHHHHHHH!
Agent, there's no salt or anything on it!
That's literally $60!
No! No!
I want to apologize to the meat community.
Agents!
I'll be honest with you, this shit fell off the bone, my nigga.
No, but you couldn't eat it.
How did you do this? Did you eat it?
Yeah. Okay, good.
No, he put it in the trash.
What? He did?
What was he snitching for?
He put it in the trash.
Don't take it out so you can eat it by yourself.
Is this ready?
I'm gonna have some, please.
Do you think paper plates for this are crazy?
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna play take a boost.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me do this.
Emily, is this yours?
No, I think...
I'll try it.
No, are you going to get the meat?
Rosie, does she not feed you?
Rosie, fucking wait for her, damn it!
You'll get some.
This is what everybody... everybody's in there.
We won't be.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I
Mean that's a couple of it
Not bad
I bet.
Where'd the braids go?
All right, Emily, you want to give me a favor?
Can you please get a plate?
Yeah.
I want you to put some rice on it.
Yeah.
And then what?
And then send it over here.
Give me like two plates with a little bit of rice.
You got it, everyone.
Two chefs is coming up.
I feel like right here, like you know what I'm saying?
You got to ask twice, my boy.
because Caleb did it last night and I think he,
I don't know, I think he pinched, yeah, right there.
I'm dead ass right there.
I think he pinched a nerve right there, bro,
because it hurt.
He's scaring at you, scaring at you.
Yeah, like, I feel like he just went a little bit too hard.
You know what I'm saying?
Caleb's a little rough with it sometimes.
You were too high, bro.
Suck him, I see what happens.
Tell him to get fit, man.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, no, no, wait, I didn't get your check.
Did you see that?
The certificate.
Oh, yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Um, wait, you don't want to have soup in?
Yeah, it's, uh, to the left of the blunder.
It's still in that soup, but it's not.
Oh, it's up in here.
We're gonna, we're gonna spot her.
Hey, grandma.
Oh, I can't even, I can't even, I can't even.
Dennis, I'm gonna put it here, so I chow.
Oh, God.
Oh, and, and on the rice, I know where it hits.
From Sinaw.
Oh, Mondo, can you hear me?
No, I've been hearing you.
Mondo?
Oh, Mondo.
Oh, he's here.
Everybody get bit!
Is everybody safe?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know why I answered so...
I guess I know I'm safe.
Alright Emily, you want to play?
Oh yes, here. May I go right?
Okay.
It ain't no way!
Hold on! Don't eat it!
You're an actual chef.
No. All of that for one person!
You should have that.
Raise and fry that.
Do you want Emily?
Yes.
Can you go in there and give me a little bolt?
I don't have it.
This one?
Yeah.
Give me an egg.
Give me an egg.
Oh, that's that.
That's that.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're live here at the finals of the MasterChef Competition.
competition. Cynna's coming. He just got about 10 seconds to go.
Wait! I just opened a double yolk egg!
Oh my God!
Cynna's got good luck heading into the final!
Oh, the double yolk! I've never had that...
What the fuck?
No!
That's a good look!
No, no, I've never had that...
No.
You have been Emily getting...
At least a lot of calories.
Yep, good luck, Cynna!
Wait, that was two yolks. That was crazy.
Yeah, that's two for one.
Oh, that's a good one.
Hold on.
Okay, Emily, come here.
Agent, come here. Rage, come here.
No, I swear, I never...
Okay.
So...
Each one of you, come here.
Come here, take a little bit of steak, and a little bit of rice, and a little bit of scallion.
If you're not afraid, dip it in the egg yolk and you can put a little bit of sauce on it too.
Okay.
Okay.
You two sit down.
Okay.
I want to have some.
Great.
Huh?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't eat this.
Do you want a soy sauce?
Because you want it?
No.
You can have this.
Oh, I can have this.
You can have this.
He can't have that.
He can't have that.
Yeah.
That's your marbles.
I might want one of those pieces.
Yeah.
Yeah, grab one.
Okay.
But get a little rice and a little, uh, a little, like, scallion.
And then put them in there.
Wow, and a little piece of rice.
If you're not afraid of the egg, try the egg on it.
It's really good.
Hey, no, no, don't go over there.
Did you get any egg?
No, no, no.
The visual egg first and then...
Whoa.
It's so good.
Wow.
Do you like it, actually?
More of that shit here.
It just tastes like meat.
But it's good.
Oh, wow!
Mmm!
Wow!
We don't fuck, no glazes, this is better than that almost missionless spot we went to.
Really?
I actually don't like the yolk too.
Okay, are you eating an egg yolk with the egg yolk, right?
I actually like the yolk too.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Wow
Oh
Not good
Put them out right out. I think he's thinking life. Yeah, honestly
Agent there's a ton more steak though
Do you want it?
Like sea salt?
If you're dipping it, it's probably fine.
Do you like it?
Yay!
Also guys, so it doesn't take forever.
These things are really easy to cook.
So, uh...
Oh, my god, it's really not that bad.
Did you try it?
Go on, did you try it?
I didn't try this one.
We have to get cold because we've never had live water before.
I mean, I've had, I haven't had a mix.
I'm sorry.
It's not like the most of me.
It can be made better.
It's not like sweet stuff.
Okay.
Open up.
Wider, wider.
Hey, hey, you want a little bit of scallion?
Yeah, let's put some scallion over there.
Just chop it.
If you do a little bit of that, you want some of that drizzle on it?
Yeah, man.
Yolky.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Let's put some of that drizzle on it.
Oh.
Put some of that drizzle right here.
Don't worry about it.
Do not spill.
Do not do that.
You don't eat it.
Come on.
Open up.
Um.
Are you?
chew chew let it dissolve in your mouth let it melt
let me taste the flavors
I'm thinking Tom
it's electric
yeah I thought it was electric
I thought it was electric
I thought it was electric
I thought it was electric
I thought it was boss
I thought it was boss
wow it's electric
Yeah, it's really good.
It's good with egg yolk, right?
Good, good.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Do you guys want some?
Yes.
Marcus?
Just stay right here.
Don't have anything I've ever eaten in my life.
Good boy.
Good boy.
That's not a chair.
Part of a chair.
Sort of God.
Sort of God.
Ah.
Word.
Ah.
Ah.
Wait.
OK, wait.
Here.
Do you want to try the mix?
Yes.
I want to try.
Wait.
Do I dip it in this sauce or do I put an egg yolk in it?
Egg yolk, Rob?
You put it in that sauce?
Yeah.
Where's the egg stuff?
Where?
In the bottle.
I'll give this to you guys to try.
I have more space.
Do you want egg yolk?
Yeah.
I'm down for whatever, man.
I'm just so hungry.
I'm going to sleep.
That's you, big dog.
You guys, you guys, you guys.
You guys are like a family.
So serious
Open it up.
We're not getting that deposit back.
Cheers?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Five times.
Hey, cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, guys.
Thank you.
Hey.
The center, huh?
The center.
Center.
Great food.
Fair for all of you here.
Hey, that's yours.
That was so nice.
Delicious.
And uh, what about that pulp in it?
Woo!
What is it?
Do you like pulp?
Yeah, I like pulp.
OK.
What was I?
I hope it's all right. If I could choose, I'd choose it without it.
Huh.
Hey.
I need something in your favor. You have one job.
Can somebody take this oil and I need to go dump it behind the house.
Give you one.
All right. Finally, I got something to do. Give it a drink. Let me do it.
You have one job. That's all I need you to do.
What do you need me to do?
Dump it in the oil behind the house.
In the grass?
Yes.
In the grass.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
What?
Um, several.
You ready to walk inside here?
Daddy, take some steps down into the church.
I'm gonna fuck hot.
Alright, where are you gonna put it at?
In the swimming pool?
Swimming pool. Good luck.
What about the turf?
Ooh, turf is a good idea.
There's a dirt on here.
Maybe a hot tub.
Hot tub of bucks.
Or, what if we just put it on the carpet inside?
5
Wait, this shit got a heavy gig. Okay, you got thick forums
Is it burning the table probably yeah
Oh, no your chrome heart bracelet
Well, okay, it's fine
It's dark, AJ, it's dark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be afraid, Rage.
It's OK, you got this.
Is that brass?
That looks stale.
No, apparently we should do it in the grass.
Maybe on a rock?
I'll put it in the rock, OK?
Like a brick.
It's on the turf.
No, Emily, it's heavy.
Oh.
Are we good?
OK, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Can we do it right, Jack?
I don't know.
I have a lot of worms on the ground,
but I don't know what to do.
OK.
Oh, no.
So that's the mark.
That's right.
Hey, let's start a fire.
No!
Look at that.
I didn't put it on the wood.
It's here.
It's out of the water already.
Oh, wow.
It's great.
Great, great.
Try this.
Oh, what I said, it's toilet would have been better.
No.
No.
That's a horrible idea.
Oh, my God.
That's already bucked up the pipe.
So it's dry ice, bro.
Let's not pour fucking grease with the fucking toilets.
This is just, it's just a fat.
I know it sounds gross because you don't want to eat like steak. Have to try it. I do
So just melts isn't that so good how's that possible though?
Well, I'm meat butter, bro. How's that possible though?
I'm more
Zombie there for you
Hey, the walk
Well, I should have told you to get the zero calorie ones.
I mean, are you kidding me? Are you eating the rice out of the rice cooker?
It's pretty good, right?
You're getting it out of the rice cooker?
You were grabbing this rice with your bare hands!
Nobody's fucking eating that no more!
Yeah, you're fucking eating out of the rice cooker!
So?
We're a family, it's okay, it's okay.
Double dipping.
Oh, watch what you're saying now.
This rice is pretty good!
It sure is, man.
Yeah, yeah!
I meant the rice.
Yeah, I like that.
I'll be there for you!
Something about reason, girls.
I'll be there for you.
You know, you don't get crazy plot points.
What if like in Friends, they broke up
and they wasn't a friend group no more,
then they made two separate shows.
They were fucking talking to me.
They were fucking fucking talking.
Trying to have incest and shit.
Yeah.
One of my chlamydia
Chlamydia is a trash for fucking eggs. Yeah, it's not fucking dying.
Yeah, and now it's a great thing.
After what we've done, we tried to get back the person who gave him the egg on a killing niggas.
They're killing it and fuck them.
That's a lie.
Do you like it?
No, I'm going to see more.
Are you sure?
I can leave these out and everybody else so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wrap up this stick here
I'm gonna take this stick back to Atlanta with me
Six hour drive away. Oh, no, no, you might as well grab that one over there
I would really like some too, just a little bit maybe.
Just a little bit.
Oh, just a little bit.
No, no, no.
Just a little bit.
You mind wrapping this up for me?
Yeah, but you can't be an Indian giver.
That's like $100 for the steak.
Yeah.
Sit up.
Are you an Indian giver?
Okay, how about a little bit.
You're an Indian giver.
Oh, a little bit.
You're an Indian giver.
You're not on the rice?
Sorry, no, no.
What?
You want the rice?
No, I don't. I don't.
You want it?
You want it?
No, I want it.
Yeah!
I'll get it. I'll get it.
No, no, no.
I can't eat it.
Ah.
This is a little...
...a little bit...
...a little bit...
I'm going to give you a kick to the wall over here.
You ready?
Where is it?
What?
It's safe.
Keep walking down there.
You'll find it.
No, no.
Grab the second one before he dies.
So, no.
Thank you so much.
Oh, it's safe?
Oh!
Ha ha.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait, that's the guy over there?
Hey, he just kicked your product.
Bitch!
He kicked my product.
Have a look.
No way.
And we didn't even give up on people walking.
We got funds for land, no.
I don't even know.
We got the rent.
No, we can put this bullseye in.
What are you doing there?
What the fuck are you doing?
It's going to relish me, like, how much
think are you going to cook?
After this one, I'm stopping.
I'm about to say, because there's only so much steak
that needs to be eaten.
I can eat it all.
Oh, OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's so hard to know how long it will take.
What are you on?
Hey.
You're touching me.
OK.
Well, I mean, you've got to take something back to the crib.
Come on, come on, man.
That's too much.
Look at what the hell he has in his head.
That's a way less.
Bro, come on, man.
That's a way less.
You can't get Wagyu to a dog.
Yes, you can.
Well, then why don't you do it all the time?
Because.
Because?
Because you don't do it.
It's a lot of fucking money.
Yeah, but when it's sin is money, you don't give a fuck.
It's a gift.
It's not an Indian giver.
Indian?
Indian giver.
Yeah.
What is that?
Indian givers. Yeah, what is that?
That's what they give you a gift, and then they take it back.
And I don't know why it's called Indian givers, so I'm someone Indian that can do that shit.
I've never heard that.
That's what we used to tell the kids.
No.
That's not that.
I've never heard that before.
No.
I've never heard that before.
This is my first time hearing that.
You ain't heard that?
Like Indian is in like Native American.
I haven't heard that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, fuck it, it didn't even give her.
Like, whatever you take back, give it to somebody.
What do you think it did?
Hey, W, W, now is the morning.
I heard this.
If you want to leave those, I'll leave those down here.
You can cook them, it's really easy.
Just cook them like how you cook all six.
Salt, pepper, I don't want you to drop them.
All of that?
Yeah.
Well, then they can eat it, you don't have to get it.
It's leaving right there, it's gonna, ha, ha, ha.
We're gonna close it, guys.
Like, I keep putting it in my mouth and it's like,
Rosie!
That's surprising.
Yeah.
Run!
Oh, god!
Hey!
Hey!
Come here.
Come down here!
Lock in!
Hey, boy!
How are your fingers, gang?
I've got a horse.
Oh, I don't know.
The whole race got going on in October.
Oh, that's going to be a problem over there.
Watch your back.
Oh, my god.
He's cooking.
Wait, so you guys like,
can you rate it at what's kind of a thing?
Turn.
Turn it off.
Individual ratings.
10.
10.
10.
Yeah, you have to go down the line.
10!
10!
If you could, Manda, like 10.
But don't be nice. Be serious.
I don't know if it's because it's right off the store. That shit is good.
I can't, what will be better about a thing?
The heart, actually, I'm like food critic level.
8.8.
Okay.
What the fuck?
I made a food coma.
That was so much like even a 10.
Let me just see what's going on I just gotta test it one more time.
Oh, these are good pieces by the way.
You can eat those.
I thought that was whipped cream.
No.
Oh, wow.
Here, wait.
Lay down.
Lay down.
You hit the salt, babe?
Yep.
Don't move me.
Zinnah, that was delicious!
I did.
Okay.
You gotta do it like this.
You hit the salt, babe.
Now, track four.
Now, track four.
Yeah, me too.
You hit the salt, babe.
Don't.
Why?
Ugh.
Why are you doing this to me?
Oh, you can't have it here?
Oh, this is how I felt.
My neck is fucked up. It's not slept. I slept like this. I woke up with pain
My laptop watching like
And if my laptop was on the ground, I don't even know what happened. I must have thrown that bitch
I think yes, I was watching racing video
Yeah, well last night I was watching John Oliver. I think before that I was watching racing video
I saw you fall asleep. I have to do watching so you don't have to talk. I saw you
That's all I do, Roy.
This will fall asleep with my laptop.
Usually watch some strange videos too.
This will be fall asleep too.
I fall asleep to yours a lot.
Your and our RECs.
Oh, that's the way to reach.
Yeah, like niggas that go late.
Yeah, like niggas that go late though.
I feel that.
Why's that cat?
I don't know.
I'm here to check, bro.
Why don't you don't leave?
I swear I'll be in your check.
Guys.
Oh, I like water canes.
Guys.
Hey, Senna.
Did you guys like the food?
It was delicious.
What would you rate it out of 10?
On a scale of Kobe Bryant Hitler.
Yes, okay.
Kobe Bryant Hitler then, yes.
Yes, something with Kobe.
It's Kobe level?
I'd give it a Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan? She's Asian.
I am.
Okay, Rach?
He gives it a Kodak blood.
I'll give it to the prime Lisa Ann.
I'm talking about the danger Bella Anderson
before she got the titties done, I'm talking to all that shit, cus...
Actress?
Yeah, you're fucked.
I heard who Lisa A is, but is she awesome?
She was a prime milf.
I don't even watch the milf.
It's one of the things where I watch her, I don't even like the milf's game.
It was back there.
Bella Anderson's the first porn star I ever watched.
Oh.
Oh, so it's a porn star skate?
No, it's just calm.
I'm saying 10 out of 10.
The first one I ever watched was Tori Black.
Tori Black?
I was like in sixth grade, bro.
Can I be honest?
The first porcelain I ever saw was Pinky.
Oh, that's the giant booty. She was huge. She was a huge bullet.
She had the sun rise.
My mother was in Texas.
I don't know about it.
Whoa!
It's OG right there.
What's that?
The woman in Johnny's sense?
Everybody seen Johnny's sense, cop?
cop no I have a little lying I thought I would never watch I said until he
followed my favorite person I was gonna have to watch this is having a favorite
is a tragedy yes you should my face that's why you're a whore now bro I
had a favorite sports or something I'll use the one girl I didn't cheat on my
It's a fucking loser
But then it didn't make sense because of my girlfriend black and the bitch I'm watching is like Spanish or the girl I'm talking to is black
I'm like, yo, I can't I can't do that. Remember I'm beating myself thinking about the girl that I'm talking to
What do you want to say?
How you beat your shit in or late?
That game.
Fuck, bro.
What else would you do?
I was in high school, gang. I didn't have a car.
Fuck her? I don't know.
I wasn't able to transport myself to her all the time, gang.
I was in high school.
That wasn't good.
Fuck.
No, I was.
I was.
Two days was so normal, bro.
Yeah, as a kid, you have to.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I made this a day.
But the thing is, I was a kid.
I was 17 when I first beat him.
I got another two of my pants.
But I got sucked off, and I was like, yeah, that's part of the problem.
I was fucking up.
I made this a day for beating that shit.
That's the part of the game.
You don't make a decision.
I said rookie numbers.
And I try to beat up my homies numbers and shit.
You're beating your meat twice a day.
Wait, what's your homie?
I was 17 when I first beat that shit.
Twice a day?
Two days was normal.
Not like in a row.
No.
You're beating your meat twice a day.
Wait, what's your homie?
I was 17, when I first took a shit, two days was normal.
Not like in a row?
No.
It was like a beginning of the day, then at night.
Then maybe the next day.
I feel like it's weird to do it twice in separate times of the day.
I agree.
If you're horny in a moment, rub that bitch out twice.
That's different than being horny.
Whoa, you can beat off that fat.
That's crazy.
As soon as you beat off, you're like, yo, what the fuck?
You're like, yo, give me out.
I hate myself.
Hey, that's because of the sex.
That's because of the sex.
That's because of the sex.
That's because of the good sex.
I'm like yo, you got like 30 minutes passed.
Do you think that's-
Yeah, but I don't-
Well, it was, you know.
Like, how many you jerk off, do you think like, wow, why did I do that?
Yes.
Me?
Yeah.
No, wait, what?
She goes a different gang.
No, I don't know, sometimes.
Like, afterwards, I'd be like, why?
Like, it's-
Oh, really?
I could have been reading a book today.
James.
No, no.
Like, I could have been reading a book, you know?
Fuck, you could be reading a book.
I don't think I'd be doing a productive, and instead I'm like, I can't-
No, no, kind of, kind of fast, you know, I'll beat my shit back then.
I'll be like, yo, I could be doing my homework.
I didn't do, I got this thing I ought to do.
I gotta watch the jacket.
I gotta do this.
Fuck, I get tight, bro.
Like, I'm a fucking loser.
How long does it take, yo?
That's a hell of a thing.
Yo, when it comes to me, I get it and get out.
Don't get it and get out, too, but like,
I'm looking at the mirror like something
that makes your whole mental brain.
I can just be all.
Bro, I exiled my task, I'm like, yo, fuck, I'm tight.
I'm tight, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
Slip the phone out.
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
You might as well get right on the TikTok.
You mean?
I'm typing.
Ty, can you beat my shit out of me?
Go back to my YouTube video.
When you close all your incog, you'll attach.
And your regular browser pop up.
Who shows up?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You jerk off of your computer.
You still have your sit in your hand at that point.
No, I was full.
Wait, what are you telling me?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Eat them all in the tongue.
You don't want to call, right?
Oh, yeah, yes.
I'm calling a laptop since you're here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You beat your laptop, you heard it.
Definitely.
No, that would be no problem.
Wait a minute, you feed your shit in your laptop?
Yeah, yeah.
The laptop?
That's not hard.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Wait!
What is this?
Do this?
They got a...
They got a...
They got a mouse pad greasy.
I got a plug.
You got these?
What?
Toadies.
They got a penis.
They got a big ass...
What?
They got a mouse pad greasy.
I got a plug.
You got these?
What?
Toadies.
I'm gonna plug you in.
Yeah, please.
Fuck.
So you beat it on your laptop?
To be proud of me, anyway.
Yeah, but when you,
Is it the laptop that you bought to Hawaii?
Yeah, it's the same laptop.
Oh, wow.
Hey, do you walk around with your phone like this?
They call it the fat top.
Hold on, hold on.
You walk around with your phone, but that's it?
Rosie, you walk around your room, you see?
Wait, whoa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Rosie, the laptop that you use for work,
do you use it to beat off or do you use your phone?
No, that's work, it's about.
Yo, I feel like every phone is just like,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So what's going on here?
So we're all just admitting that we've all been beating
dicks with our phone and been passing
that bitch around to everybody.
That's worse, yo, that's worse.
Yo, no, no, no, no.
That's worse.
Yo, that's worse.
Nobody touches my phone.
Nobody touches my phone.
Don't be talking to phone
Emily sucks the outside of kitchen packet in restaurants
Got a phone call while doing it
You were mid-bust and a dude called you and you don't look yourself alive?
My homeboy said that I saw myself bust a bigger...
That must have been traumatized.
It's the origin of how he started using D&D all the time.
No!
Oh my God!
What if I was deep down?
Yo!
How much do you call you twice?
No, I say don't go through.
Oh, no.
I got to see him.
He's an artist.
Yeah, he's an artist.
Bro!
I'll let you call him to my phone.
You know what I really think it was I think once like I'm like like I just hate people waking me up on my sleep
Well, you see me I turn that shit off gay
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna tell me never to call it
The line though
So full. We barely even ate that much.
It's a family. Yeah, it's very funny.
Yeah, I'm like a lot, but they're all...
It's a fact.
Surprise guys, let the challenge begin. And we all did fifth.
Yay! Let's get to one.
Who do you think would be the funniest here on Facebook? Like, just a case of...
I didn't want to die for it.
Absolutely, Emily.
What does Ben make you do?
Dye?
What?
What?
Are you crazy or are you mellow?
Does Ben even get you hot or do you get me mellow?
No.
Oh.
Don't keep both.
What if guys introduced you to a conversation with Jesus?
Oh, you're so going crazy.
Oh, gosh, can we still have more segments to do?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, woo!
I wanted to stay here for a little longer.
I wanted to stay here for a little longer, I don't know.
Digesting the food.
Have we got sectors?
There's still three more steaks over there.
There's one more.
There's one more.
No, there you go.
Crazy, crazy.
I can't wait to go to Australia and meet more Rosie's.
I bet there's like a country full of Rosie's in Australia.
in Australia? Yeah. How many roses are there in there? What's your real name? Rosie. Oh,
shit. That's like a female name, though. That's a story. Rosie. Rosie. Rosie. Rosie.
Rise up lights, rise up lights, rise up lights.
If you say rise up lights, it sounds like raise or rise up lights.
if you say rise up lights it sounds like razor blades in Australia
Right up, lights up, light up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up, lights up.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
You got a great accent.
Thanks, Mark.
Yo, I'm from RISING!
Yo, RISING, FIRE!
We can all strike at you.
Wait, can you ask like how's my day going?
Every day going?
What?
Oh my god!
That's so bad I can't make any accent.
Wait, that's really good.
Yeah, I'm a bright kid as we go there.
So...
I'm going to speak Australian for us.
Speak Australian?
This is the same shit!
You know you were fiddling Rosie!
That's not good!
What?
You got into San Australian!
He's not a good guy!
Like you!
You can't have him with him!
Rosie!
I didn't say that I don't sound like you!
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, one of us said that!
He's not a good guy!
He's Melbourne!
He's Melbourne, Australia!
He's not a big man, man!
Melbourne!
He's not a fucking Scottish man!
No, I was just joking!
This is...
Australian?
Rosie!
Fuck the man with us!
Falkham!
Falkham!
Falkham sounds so gross!
Rosie, Falkham, they want us!
Falkham?
Australia!
Rosie, make rock!
Falkham!
Rise up lights!
Yo, chill, yo, Rosie, you're party, bro!
Rosie, did you tell them how much?
Rosie, did you tell them about the Outback Menu?
No, I don't fucking do this.
No?
They have the outback menu is named over a bunch of stuff in in Australia that they have
They have a Brisbane Caesar salad. There's a name of random book and things after
Australian stuff
So bad, bro, I think that go coach
You a kangaroo ankles
Narmie
Narmie's nerf
When I was a high school, I wonder how Australian bitch so bad
Just cuz of the accent
So I'm fine. I would say that really is our is our FB our format for her body
Yo, you should get you should get the the hunter cut like the like the
Bullet me fuck it. What's it called chat? The white one is kind of swaggy. Maybe a mullet, bro. No that bullet, bro
The 100-foot...
A dad has it. What's that she called?
A buzz cut?
Warrior cut, the warrior cut.
A dad has a warrior cut?
Yeah, he has a warrior cut, mate.
Yeah, a rising...
Can you teach me an accent before I go down to the piano?
Yeah, I can do that for you, A.
Yeah, I can do that for you.
Yeah, I can do that for you, A.
Yeah, I can do that for you, A.
Yeah, that's good for you.
That's how I study, I just have to...
You're not allowed in Australia.
You're not allowed in Australia.
You're not allowed in Australia.
No, that's kind of true.
Crock, Crockabay.
Oh, he lets Crockadale Dundee.
Crockadale, Crock, Crock-ay.
Crock-ay, Crock-ay, Crock-ay.
I'm going to fuck. I'm hitting the buzzer.
I'm going to fuck.
They said no, he's no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
OK.
We still have games planned, right, guys?
Yeah.
You're disgusting.
I know.
Oh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You know what?
She keep asking for us to her parents.
I've got things to wear.
Oh, my God.
Now they're still on them.
I got another one.
But I still have to wear these tomorrow.
How is it possible?
I don't know.
I got, there's no more staying.
You might be top it out, Pat, to go.
No, these are gym shorts.
They can't go.
They're my favorite.
Well, luckily, they can just give you some new ones.
No, no, no.
These are my lucky pants.
Is there another snake in here?
It's everywhere!
Yo, what are you doing these things?
I don't know, I don't know.
I just wear them everywhere.
Brother, ugh.
Brother, ugh.
Okay guys, we have to move.
Yeah, should we try our games or retire?
Let's go, let's do it.
Okay, Kana says we...let's do it.
I'm down!
Yeah!
I love Wagyu!
This is Wagyu!
They're clean socks.
Oh, mine are definitely gone.
Wait, there's another dirty one.
Wait, these are clean socks today, but I did one run in the house.
Hey, Tech, call this shit out.
That shit looks fucking filthy.
You gotta lock it in.
I wore them all at home.
I feel good, though.
I just need a little breather after the Wagyu.
Oh, wow.
Look, they're still going.
I hope you guys really liked it.
It was made with love.
It was amazing.
It was spectacular.
I keep sitting down and I'm like, I don't even need more.
I don't think about it for 30 seconds.
I'm like, ah, there's still more up there.
And then I get up again more.
Why are her socks labeled left and right?
Are they?
No, you're dead as retarded.
Oh my god, they are!
Whoa!
Wait, that's crazy!
Left?
It ain't late with her socks.
Mine too, mine too.
Yeah, make it slow.
Oh, no, let me see your socks.
Shout out to Ditas.
Let me see your socks.
Shout out to Ditas.
No, I don't know, they just have them on there.
Shout out to Ditas.
Do I need instructions for socks?
No, these are special socks that have certain grip and shit.
You have to move.
Ditas, shout out to Ditas.
Is this a thing?
No.
That's what this is.
Look, even his.
What?
Yeah, I think it is.
We need instructions for...
No, we need instructions for...
What's your adidas?
Yeah.
I might need some adidas shit, man.
Wait, wait, check your adidas.
No, check your adidas.
Agent?
Nike does it too. I never seen it in my life.
I'm not taking my fucking shoes off, because I'm not the poor bag of them.
Oh, because you have costy ass socks as well.
Oh, my shirt is clean, Nicko.
Your socks are dirtiest.
Oh, my shirt is clean. I would never put dirty socks inside new shoes.
It's impossible.
I don't know how to discuss it dirty. This is in the house.
I know how to discuss it nasty.
The floor is sticky, like wet dog vibes.
It's slobbering all over the ground.
It's like niggaz out hella egg yolk everywhere.
It's filthy ground.
Shoes in the house on the coffin table, nasty.
I'll be honest, bro.
I was in my sauce, but this place is nasty, bro.
I gotta keep my shoes open.
It's the forest Congress.
And it also gets really cool.
So, you want to do um, do um,
Emily got energy, yeah!
Gank time! Gank time!
I know, honestly, we just let it sit for like 35 minutes to be high.
No, it's good enough.
I thought that was an error, but I'm traumatized.
No, I think it's worthy to be an animal. You find it, I tell you.
Wait, wait, wait, that's not it.
Oh my god. Oh my god, you were shot that?
I didn't see it.
Oh wait, I didn't switch.
We did?
Yeah.
Wait, do they know it's in that corn?
Yeah, I just did.
Is it water?
No.
Those are 20 things that we can talk about.
No, it's not it.
Rosie, Rosie, you're looking up to shoot it,
and it has a two-play point in it.
No, it's melanin.
Oh, OK.
It would have actually died.
We, who came in at shootin' with it?
It was buddy's, Marcus brought it over to me.
I'm going to put this in my room so no one's going to shoot it.
And I said, what is it?
And it turned it so big, it had a stick up the end of it.
So dangerous.
You live on the edge of my beard. Emily, stop eating.
You need to get the ice again.
That is so delicious, we're not going to eat this ever again.
I'll just take some meat back home to Austin.
I can just put it in my luggage?
Yep.
Okay.
You cook?
That looks.
There's no cooking.
I'll leave it.
I'll leave it.
I'll leave it now.
This is the Irish Shabby way.
Huh?
Those Chris Hammons get your shabby.
Yeah.
I'm going to push it up, man.
You can set up your air truck right here.
I don't want to put a new thing in my car.
I don't want to put a new thing in my car.
Unless you have a paint shirt or something like that.
He makes the nose too late.
Do you want me to close your face?
Sure.
That's my question.
I love you so much that you don't want to get rid of it.
No.
I will just go get it.
No, I wear these clothes.
Or try to clean them.
No.
No?
I still don't wash.
You gonna suck it forever?
Yeah, I mean honestly, what comes next?
Holy shit.
The oars comes next.
If I saw it on my man's eyes, I would think he was nutting me actually.
No, but it's brown.
It's not better than calm, that's shit.
That's worse.
At least calm is understandable.
I don't know what it was, I don't know what it was, I don't know what it was.
Come on, come on, man.
I'm just telling you what, you know, it comes off.
Yeah, let's go, guys!
Gang time!
One second, five minutes.
Oh, five minutes!
Five minutes!
I'm gonna be eating then.
Yo, chat!
I'm turning this bitch.
Why are you here? Are they on?
here you're right oh why are you okay everyone that it has a metal pig in it
Good luck, Ray.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
You're not getting the message on the clock.
Yes, I don't know.
Okay.
He's a little bit of a dumb shit trying to point at something.
It's probably going to be you.
What is that?
No, no.
He's going to point it at you.
You're a target in this household.
Like, amongst the air?
Okay.
Nobody really targets you.
Ray targets you.
Why?
Nobody really targets Emma.
And you two target Ray.
Yeah, he's fucking disgusting.
And why do I target him?
Why the fuck are you targeting him?
I'm just going to tell you.
You're going to tell me.
You're going to tell me.
I'm just going to tell you.
You're going to tell me.
Why are you talking?
I'm not.
What did I say?
Okay.
We're about to play...
We're about to play IRL Live for us.
We're going to stand up right now.
Rosie is in the universal head position.
Rosie's chilling.
She doesn't get better than this.
What did you call that?
Yeah, we were going to sit top off, man. Hell yeah.
Head position?
He should have seen his clothes, man.
What was he dissociating?
Not anymore. Now he's in like the last...
I know what you said before.
Yeah.
How were you sitting before?
I regret it.
Yeah, you missed the moment. You missed the moment. You there, you're not, you know?
We were ready to go upstairs.
They said one second five minutes
So who knows where we should do
Somebody in one of these at work is a normal
Nar
Nar
Nar
Nar v. Nar
I don't know if he said that
We lost the wall
Oh, did he lose?
Do you know that the only word they thought of is
That's not a word
What a word
Is this except the Anzacs?
He hit five against the great Elu's, birds, and they lost.
They had done it by the way.
Ain't no way...
They're good guys, man.
Fuck you, Mondo.
They had much to do with it.
Lost the Elu's.
What's that?
I'm a state girl.
No, I didn't.
It's all good though.
It's Mondo! You have to!
There's a lot over there.
Mondo! Try it right now!
I'll do it later.
No, here. I don't know if I can only...
You eat the steak. Come on, let's go.
Come on, Mondo. It's your time to shine.
You sure there's salt on it, Emily?
Monno can finally eat.
Ooh, what's left?
OK, so we have this left.
That looks pretty good, I think.
Oh, we have this piece left.
That was pretty good, right?
Look at that, look at that, look at that marbling!
Okay.
And then, okay.
Rondo, dip it in this amazing sauce and amade.
Wait, wait, first dip it in some yolk.
Are you okay?
Okay, dip it in some yolk, dip it in some yolk.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, it tastes really good.
With the yolk.
Okay.
You're gonna love it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the wagyu.
It looks good, it looks good.
No, no, no, this is the Wagyu! It looks good, looks good!
Okay, okay, what? Yes, yes!
No, it's good!
Okay, it's not moving, it's fine.
And then...
Okay, put the yolk in...
It's done!
Okay, you're going to be amazing, Mando!
You're going to love it!
Now, go ahead, eat it up!
Yes, it's delicious, you're going to love it!
just take a big old chop like it like a like it's a piece of fish it's already
eaten or something okay oh what it's not done it's not done yes it is wait it
without a plate it means it has to be done maybe when we say this piece this
No, no, no, no, I'm just gonna, I didn't get the right piece.
I'm gonna eat?
Okay.
Get out of here.
Get out of the way.
Get out of here.
Pull.
I definitely can't cook.
Oh, yeah, that looks great.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Wait, you put it in salt, right?
Oh, I thought it had salt already.
My bad.
Yeah, that's all right.
Okay.
No, no, no, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
You can't cook.
It's sea salt right there.
Why not?
Yeah, it has salt.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a crisp on it.
The little flakes and stuff.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, good, you got the egg yolk.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, much better.
Okay, Mondo.
Good job, good job.
Okay, good job eating.
Is it good?
You like it?
Yay, very important.
Tina, another fan of your baguette has arrived, yay.
The gentleman is hilarious.
Another fancy baguette.
Your baguette arrived.
I just want to bat with him.
I'm gonna save a little random shit,
I can't even get back.
I don't know if you are a fan, right?
Where you going?
Oh, that's great.
Did Ray's not in there?
No, this one's not in there.
I think what he would take a shit of is his.
Yeah, Ray's gonna do this shit a lot.
Five pounds a day.
That's insane.
Did you poop today?
I didn't.
You did it?
Oh, I didn't.
I didn't poop either.
You were fusting, man.
Wait.
Yeah, I just ate.
No, he's in there now.
Did he shit it?
He was.
Now he's in there now.
Smoking?
He's just chillin' there?
He's laying down.
He's like, yeah.
He might want to give him.
He can't make it a more sweet.
He's got to play Liar's Bar.
I'm glad you got energy.
Yes, yes, woo!
Everybody's fainting.
It's our final day. We have to do all the fun activities.
What do we have prepared?
I'm going to grab my shovel, please.
Okay.
Okay, let's check out range.
Where are you going?
Did you have a new pranks as a kid?
Yeah, I was talking about it.
I would mix ranch with water and then call it milk.
I thought they would drink it and they would have no idea.
What are you all for you?
No, we used to like...
We used to sing crazy shit.
Well, we used to be dumb bitch.
We used to be dumb bitch. TPs.
You would...
What?
You were... you were... you were...
That's crazy.
It's not crazy in your ranch story.
Oh yeah, I... crazy.
I'm not gonna watch anything.
I'm not on TV.
Oh, hey Rose!
Rage, how you doing over here? Checking on you.
Who's excited for some LINE AIR SPAR?
LINE AIR SPAR Rage, I'm at LINE AIR SPAR.
What's up with this?
It's getting set up right over here. We got music, we got balloons.
You might as well take your seat man.
Yeah, yeah, come on!
Let's go!
Jesus Christ!
Come on!
Let's go!
Oh!
Wow, this is amazing!
Oh, shit!
This is so cool!
That is awesome!
Yep.
Beautiful.
Come on up.
Hold it a second.
Grab the shoe.
I think you want that.
Let's go!
All right.
Let's go!
All right.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yo, they put a GoPro in the fucking roof.
That's kinda insane, man.
Wow.
That's kinda crazy.
Jackpot! You win!
Raychee!
Yeah, too, that's him.
I really got switched to him in a second, but that's cool.
I don't know, we got the GoPro camera.
Wait, we go here?
I don't know what camera I want to put this in for you.
Oh, this is...
Did you want some?
Just in case you wake up a little bit.
I'm still here for you.
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh, you don't need it?
No, I don't.
Okay.
In case.
Okay.
What's in the balloons?
The balloons.
Yeah, a helium problem.
Right.
Just make it flow.
Make it flow.
Wait, we're just watching the balloons.
Yeah, yeah.
Where should we split this?
Sit down!
Joe?
Yes.
What's the favorite color?
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
What did you say?
What did you say?
What color did you wear it most?
I have nudes.
Yes, and every one in 1000 eggs is a double egg yolk.
Egg yolk.
Wow.
That's amazing.
See, there's one fact of the day.
That's not right.
It's not right.
It's not right.
It's not right.
And we got one.
Is that enough?
That's enough.
Now you've got to cry for them.
Thank you.
What's your problem?
Get me out of here.
So true.
Go through!
Go!
Goose!
I play Larry Barg after that.
Honestly, it's a bullshit.
You put down something and it feels like bullshit.
I know something like that.
It's a bullshit game.
Everybody get close? Yeah, just like this right here.
Scoot in.
Mando, try and slide it over.
Ready ready?
Ready to roll over.
Fa! Fa!
Fire for that!
Alright man.
You also remind me...
Yeah, I'm listening.
What? What? What? No! You can't get mad! It was not, it was not a tired guy. It was a normal guy.
It doesn't wake you up a little bit. Do you feel excited?
Why is a loud-ass new agent? What's your spot, Sam Lutter?
I don't know why they put the mic there.
No, no, no. I think this is, this should be fine.
Alright, but uh, rageable be screaming away. We already know that. No no no, he's not gonna scream cuz he's
It's the worst spot. I'm gonna switch
You know on a switch
No, no, I just think this shit is in the way, but it's cool though. It's fine
What it picks for for memories game for memories for vibes
He's posing on IG.
It's done.
Show!
IG, IG!
Before we get started, this gun is going to have a nerve bullet that has a method.
What the fuck?
So it can pop the balloons.
What's that?
No problem.
Hey! She just taught me some shit about her.
Make one sheet.
Yes, say it again.
Do not shoot a single soul.
Make one sheet.
Make one sheet.
Yeah.
Put it on the floor.
Put it on the floor.
You have to do this.
Put it on the floor.
Make a statement on fucking phone.
Now, just don't.
No, no, we're listening.
Hey, hey, no, no, we're listening.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a demonstration type nigga.
Since make a statement on please, you want to just.
No.
No, no, I don't think.
I don't think anybody.
Come on, you're scary.
I'm afraid of you.
They was talking, not me, again.
You saw them talking, not me.
To me?
Just don't play around with them.
the new world close to that.
Emily, Emily, that has a metal rod in it?
What?
Do not.
Yes, sir.
And the bullets are.
So like, you know how normally you would shoot the
Nerf bullet as ha ha 20?
Yeah.
If you shoot someone with that,
then you will actually stab them.
Out, she out.
With the, with the metal bullet?
Yes.
It's a Nerf gun bullet, with a pin and a tip.
Why?
So could shoot the balloons.
They said visual learners.
Oh, wait.
Physical protection.
Emily, there's nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, sorry, OG Aunt V made a twitch account to say hi!
Oh hi, OG Aunt V!
We've been on the channel and she does, like, hiking content.
She was like, a really nice little girl.
She's got her hip done.
I didn't see you, but hi, Auntie.
Hello!
Hi, Auntie!
Oh!
Great to see you!
Okay, so only shoot the balloons.
Do not shoot people.
Yes.
Okay, easy.
Cool!
And this is our life below just let them experiment and find out. Oh
He's out so racist she sounds so racist some of you guys won't make it out of here. Oh
Hey, get that gun out of his head.
God darn son of a bitch.
I've heard through the grapevine that you got a fool
to put down some subs tonight.
Is that what I've heard?
Correctly.
I'll put up.
I'll put up a little bit.
OK.
I'll put up a little bit.
I'll put up a little bit.
I'll put up a little bit.
I'll put up a little bit.
I'll put up a little bit.
Hold on, boy, center.
Why we don't got our own blitz?
We share the blitz, right?
Yeah.
Oh, we share the blitz.
I'm not thinking of giving you more.
All right, this is Marcus explain the sub thing right here for me.
We're going to do one sub.
You're not from the West.
We're going to do one sub, boy.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Boy, you're a fucking idiot.
Marcus, get it to me.
We're going to do one sub on this.
We're going to do, what was it, two subs?
No, it was five subs with the blue one.
Wow.
We're going to do five subs with the blue one.
We're going to do 10 subs with the pure black one right here.
Okay, let's go live for Uno.
Let's go live for Uno.
Oh, good.
Yeah, so we're going to do ten with the black one right here.
Okay, ten times.
Based on one...
It's just touchable, it's touchable.
Yeah, dang it.
One, five, ten.
Damn it, son of a...
Oh!
What a big advantage.
One, five, ten.
Okay, so somebody's a one, five, ten...
Twenty-five or something?
Marcus?
Yeah.
I have a question.
more than one type, what are the rest?
I mean, if you get to each one with a seven,
do you want a seven-tuck count,
and you do a seven, what do you want with your others?
A hundred.
I'm gonna pass them out.
It's somebody who I'm ballsy.
Guys, come on now.
You, you will let your bet a hundred.
Do you bet high?
Let's just start off, let's just start off slow, son.
Let's put a hundred on that motherfucker.
Let's just start off slow, son.
Five, ten, 25, 50, or honey, nigga, like that.
For we tell him.
For you talk about.
My people
$1,000 states, sir
No, you really bought a $1,200 state today
In my life, I never spent that
You say Caleb
I'm saying tomorrow, so I eat something.
We won't eat tomorrow.
Oh my god, but we'll be drunk at Disney, I know.
But that'll be perfect that night.
Yes, drink around the world!
We gotta be healthy for tomorrow, Shannon.
What you're going to do while you're sick is drink.
Can we stay?
Can we stay?
We can drink!
We can drink!
Please!
Aw, hey Jim.
We'll miss you!
Hey, babe.
Okay.
So, I don't understand, like,
Like the body in the shops, right? Yeah, okay
Oh, you're you're better than him. Yeah, I told her to play it. She was losing it. Yeah. Did you lose to her?
I just don't have enough experience
You're moving from the Emily and no Tom.
Cutie, what's Cutie saying?
Hi Cutie.
I love...
Wait, what is he?
I think he just gave me the one.
I already know.
I don't need the problem.
I'll walk and wait till we get the 10s.
No, I don't really need to get any 10s.
Wait, I'm not gonna get any 10s.
Cutie, we got you, bro.
I'm not gonna get any 10s.
Hey, so these are the 10s?
Right here?
No, I'm just fine.
See, it's coming up.
I'm good, though.
It's funny, huh? Oh, it's funny
It was scamming at Universal. Yeah
Epic is a different place
Marcus, that's a lot of kids that don't need that big tent. No, it's fine. Yo, I don't need to start like a bro
I'm just low better. I only do five dollars a blackjack a hand. I get scared
That's fine, right?
your fucking mouth when you're gone
is it ugly that was that was crazy super that was crazy what is that
25 gifted here
all right
we don't need one I'm fancy
Now, do we want to play or do you want to be able to play?
Woo!
Alright, here's how it goes.
You each have five cards in your hand.
We're going to play four different rounds.
Now, in these rounds, I'm going to say this round's for King.
Let's say you place down a King.
Nobody calls you out, you keep going.
You put down a Joker, and it's a King round, and nobody calls you out, you keep going.
But, if the person is not, he says, liar!
Mmm.
And if you did put a king down as a king round, well guess what? You're good.
You have to pull the trigger.
Isn't a joker a... let's say you put down a joker, and it's a king round, and they call it out.
Does joker have powers or not?
Unless we play a joker round, there's only two joker cards.
Right.
Why do we bet?
Now, you bet at the beginning of the game.
So at the beginning of the game you'll say I'm gonna put 20 subs in here.
Alright?
Well I'll put 2, 3, whatever.
That means you're locked in the game.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is a Joker is the free card in the game.
Send it in.
That's how it is.
And that's how it is.
But...
Alright?
Do you mean the gesture?
Is it a gesture?
Raid, you look more like an alien from this angle.
Hey hey.
Your eyes are more far apart.
Wait, is the Joker?
Why did you say gesture?
I don't know.
What's the king, the queen, and then what's the jay one?
We're gonna shoot that shit in his crib.
Jack, Jack, we're gonna hit this here.
Take the vine to the deposit.
All right, now, is everybody ready to play?
How do we know which letter to put in?
I'm gonna call it for you.
All right, all right, all right.
Who's going first?
You could also put more than one card down, right?
Yeah.
Put two, three.
But if you get it all down, I understand
if you might get a shot.
Yeah.
And is it one deck?
If you put all your cards down without.
Are we dealing out one deck?
No, no, we're not dealing out nothing.
I'm going to say just.
No, these cards, is it from one deck, so you can count cards?
You count cards, man.
You count cards?
No, no, it's two decks.
It's a two deck?
It's a two, maybe three deck thing.
You know that.
OK, it's definitely one, then.
No, it's not one.
It's not?
Yeah, now what?
Count card.
She's trying to do some smart shit.
She's trying to do some smart shit.
You know, you're not counting cards.
To be fair, that is a small rate.
She's playing ranked, yeah.
Yeah, she turned this bitch into a flattened body.
Well, because like do you...
Ruffle, Ruffle, please.
Yeah, you could obviously count.
What?
No, no.
We're not retarded.
There was more than one deck though.
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready?
We got a whole new deck right there.
Go ahead and place your stuff in the game.
Did you tell us what Robert did?
I did.
I bet.
We got a little crazy today.
This one game is a scrum one.
Let's go to the next one.
What?
You're going for 10?
Why 10?
Wow.
Wow.
Let's get the dollars.
That's on my way.
Oh my God.
We have a little $5 Pipsqueen.
Get it.
Oh my god.
We have a little $5 Pipsqueak set up.
Yeah, you gotta remember.
Move by my five.
All right.
Dealer, go ahead and grab yourself from them
and place them.
We're giving you credit.
Hold on.
I think they don't call.
It's one per game.
The call in.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll change information on it.
Trust me.
It's the process.
Trust me.
All right.
Take the chips.
They bought into the same thing.
You shut the hell up.
With one sub?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey!
Oh.
Good ship.
Nice.
All right.
Bye.
I like this song.
Right.
This round is Kings.
Well, you call it like that?
Yeah.
First player is Rage.
We put it down face down, all right?
Yep, face down.
And it goes this way?
I
Whoever's turn it is no
Anybody call you a lie, Niko?
Wait, hold on. No, that's not true. It's it's no no
It goes to sit us turn now sit it could be like oh that
Or she could play such shit
Yeah, she doesn't have to but she can if she wants to
So could I take call you a liar? No only she can
What?
No, she will go that you can call her a liar
It goes like this
Wait a person next to you call you a liar
Listen to what do you think?
A liar
Old
Oh get his ass get his ass
I
It's already ready to go
Uh...
Nah. Yeah.
Nah, okay. You could either...
You know?
Oh, you'll have to save your life or not, but you can if you want to.
Or you can close the card down.
You're a liar. Flip it.
Yes!
Rod!
Oh, shit.
Come here, Rod. He's a god.
Oh, shit.
I got conceives on my shoulder now, because it ain't high.
He's dead.
What the fuck, a whipped cream on these?
So nothing's holding your balloon?
Emily, please.
Oh wait, low key two?
Every time somebody takes a shot,
it's supposed to be a different...
That's what I thought.
It's supposed to be a different, like, can or something like that.
You're supposed to change the number at the end.
Yeah.
Otherwise you can pay through to how many keys in it.
Yeah. Every time...
Every time a bullet is shot, a new hand is dealt.
Keep it down to the other side.
Oh, nothing. We'll go.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no, no. Ellie, Ellie, please.
Oh.
I will be adding a bullet if it gets too long.
No, no, but don't re-keep re-spinning on it.
It's gonna, yeah.
What are we doing now?
Giving me cards.
Goddamn, I had a good hand.
I did too after that.
Why did his card get the first round, okay?
You need the new deck, Caleb.
You need to pull it from the full deck
Because otherwise if you keep rotating the same amount of
All the only available cars
She's staring at our car
Dropping an angle towards her she just saw all my whole name
She's still looking
Your eyes you're so
Next time next time show us her shit. Wait Caleb Cooper. Is this card allowed here?
Yeah, okay
Okay
Who's going
One Queen
Just based on her face she wants me to call her a large
I
Too clean
Lar
Please don't say you're stupid. It's my two closest family, bro
I'm cooked
Oh man, that's a good hand for you too, cut.
Right, and I got you a new hand and a new suit, right?
Yeah, let's calm down on the callin' lives, huh guys?
Maybe? I don't know.
I just, I don't know.
You got bait in there. Stop, stop, stop.
That was good bait, that was good bait.
That was good bait, that was good bait.
Do you see how your angle, are you?
I'm not looking.
It's okay.
Look at this, angle it this way.
Hey!
No, you just deal them around.
I thought, I thought, how the fuck could I get a five?
Two more of you?
Yeah, two more.
No, no, you're supposed to, you know, you...
See, you're okay, okay, this is a trash deal.
I'm sorry.
Hey, fuck you, nigga.
They didn't have...
I didn't know.
Let's say you have a five.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
you have a five everybody has five like it's one of those days like they use
five as one of the cards because they don't have
I just say how long you should keep that card
because you only use five and that's why I went to kill it like is this supposed to be here
you can play with the whole deck you know so we don't have to shuffle it
no because the whole deck has one two three four five six seven eight that you
don't use all those numbers you can though is over there's a way you can you
did it yes we are a bit of a different version for sure it is a better deck
at all okay we'll keep trying just no no you keep getting bailed out my boy yeah
lucky rage this round is Jack's
Uh, register?
Not jokers, Jack.
One Jack.
Then a?
Seven questions.
One Jack.
Okay.
One Jack.
One Jack.
somebody walking.
What is that?
What is that word?
Statistically, one of us is lying.
Lying.
Joker is free.
We have to fucking go.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Don't like this.
Don't like this.
Don't like this.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck her.
Bye bye.
Fuck her.
Your subs are out.
Fuck her.
Fuck her.
No.
You must end this love table.
No, she can just like they're dead.
Later dead.
Later dead.
Later dead.
Later dead.
Later dead.
What the fuck? Why did that play? Why did you play that one?
That was crazy, game.
It was the best time I've had.
Why did you have that cute?
How many cars did everybody get?
Well, OK, yeah.
Now we're playing, for real.
Yeah.
What do you mean, game?
Because you suck.
Yeah, you're a troll.
And then, sit on this five, sit out, right?
I was telling you, I didn't want to play.
Why are you talking?
You're dead.
Dead people can't talk.
Actually in the game you can't talk to your dad.
You look like a dead people, right?
No, but guys I just feel like I really needed a good time right now.
The game is really good when you open your thoughts.
Yeah, you're muted in the seraphim.
Everybody got the right number?
Yeah.
This round is King's.
My turn?
Yeah.
One king.
One king.
Lur.
Oh
Oh
Yeah, it's because he flip-flops out smart. I did on purpose
This is a flip-flop. I'm like, wait, what if you flip-flop bird on now? He's not thinking that hard and he actually did that she did
Can I shuffle it faster?
I don't know if I want you to.
Okay.
You think you fancy me, boy?
Okay.
Just a quick shuffle.
Do you need to put hers in there, too?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we should, we should, we should.
Yeah.
She was digging with her cars.
Oh, yeah, this makes it a little harder.
Wait, if you want to count cards, games.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
I'm not memorizing it.
See?
No, see?
Oh, oh, oh.
Justin, take some five.
Justin.
W5, Justin, appreciate you.
W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's.
Okay.
What shall it be, Caleb?
Let's get spicy.
This round is jokers.
You can do that.
Okay.
Muggy.
Muggy.
Muggy.
Muggy.
You can do that, check it, what the fuck?
Liar.
Fuck out her.
Ha ha, I knew it was me, I had it.
On the joke, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
What?
Yo, you want to pass that or you want to move over?
I mean, everybody wants a hand.
Yeah, let me pass that.
You want just like a hand, but it's not really that good.
Let me see what they should do.
They put a five, get this off of them.
Appreciate that shit.
We'll come up on that.
We gotta get ahead of that real quick.
With my cold cells and shit.
It's net net pass, man.
Don't do it there.
Net net pass.
Don't hit that, Caleb.
King!
Okay, my turn.
One king.
One king.
One king.
One king.
How do I guys eat this, Marcus?
You're kidding, you fail twice.
Yeah.
Just luck it or draw.
Twice, twice, twice.
Wait, but you haven't been calling anything.
I'll keep that in mind.
That's not true at all.
You never call my cards.
I'm baiting you.
Drama.
I've been called three times.
You've been called pervert.
Yeah, you don't call my cards.
I know.
Okay.
We need to reverse the order next round.
Yeah, let's do musical chairs.
Oh my god, she's lying like shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, for sports I'm gonna go for a doctor.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, I'm there for sparring the hats. I had helices. No, you're gay
Your coach is over as well as you
It's not the big enough for the both of you
God, Jesus, yeah.
He's so, so tired of me.
He's so, so tired of me.
He's so tired of me.
Let me get my belly.
Let's get that top view.
Call it, call it, Caleb, call it.
Please.
Don't want to get your chat now.
Hello.
I
Wanted to call you first one game. I have to because I had nothing left
I had some bro. I had nothing for the win. It's not her there Gary. Oh, you're so lucky
That look cool. No, you're like a dorky Darth Vader
Star Wars sucks
What is it Caleb?
Ace.
Ace's.
Fournace.
Fournace.
Fire.
Shit.
Holy bro.
Yeah!
I knew yours was a fucking joker gang.
I knew it!
Oh my god.
Okay, come on!
I'm a broad.
I'm a broad.
I'm a broad.
I'm a broad.
I'm a broad.
Like probably brawn
They've got that bottom right now
Oh
That's how it feels gang. That's how it feels to be right and nothing happened
to kill you accept so well he's a theater kid you're the jock yeah all
right somebody's going to chat call you a job or something yeah I killed the
What? What? What?
Oh my god.
I had a horrible hand.
I had only one of them bro.
Don't lie.
What?
This is going to be unlucky.
Hit that nev.
I hit it.
What is it?
Hit the nev. Hit the nev.
It's nev nev pass.
Oh, that's good.
What's that?
One king.
Two kings.
One king.
One king.
One king.
You're lying like a motherfucker.
The vine games.
No, no, no, no.
Got you, boy!
Oh, no!
What kind of doing could he call that?
There's just steel.
Rage, breath it.
Rage.
It's over.
How many times have we shot that shit, bro?
I think it's a 30% chance.
Oh!
Yo, go in that, bitch!
No, no, that was supposed to come out.
Yeah, it was probably all that like three rounds ago game on stuff
And the winner of the first game is...
Ray Jones kick!
8-0!
And he has...
75!
75!
75!
There it is.
75!
Let's go ahead and pay them 25 out right now for who won this game.
No, this is the 10.
No, this is the 5.
10.
No, this is the 10 gifted, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, this is the 25.
Yeah, I just want to recognize that I was forced to put it in.
I originally bet a 1.
30, 30, 30 payout payout.
Are we using that terminology?
I don't know.
Right here
Time to pay your dues
Your browser
I don't know what to do.
Hey, Chad, it's going to be Rainier Subbs Agency.
Who's excited?
They call Riffin.
Who's excited?
I should have called that first one, man.
Ray Steggy for the 10 gifted.
Oh, that's great.
You can do the, when you go here, and you give subs,
you can do the give 25% button, and then send you the router.
Oh, OK.
It's Rainier Subbs Agency.
You do that.
First test, 25%.
I just do it, and then I'm always
charged the normal shit.
I didn't know that one.
No, no, no.
It'll bring you to the browser automatically,
so you don't pay more.
This game's a little bit more tense.
Sinner with the five?
Oh, wait, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was distracted.
I'll do another five.
You know what happens, the big loose game
goes right over here.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where are you going, Sinner?
Yes.
She happens to have an important call when it's time to pay.
Mark, go ahead and take care of that.
Let me watch over this.
She just happens to have an important call.
I
Interesting Emily do you have any important calls to make right now?
If a bank called you can you spend $50 you got to leave that bank bro, that's crazy
They can't they can't process 50 without it without a conversation
if they match their subs and y'all match y'all subs, you know what I mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
Because they're not trying to put up as much as all of you.
I'll give you 5,000 subs right now if you can guess what this is called.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just thinking of the solutions.
It's a clue.
They're gonna make hella brains.
You're not gonna make lots of money.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I almost let them get that poor shit off of me, man.
I forgot that.
Daddy agent got us subs.
Yo.
Was that right?
No, that was a negative illist.
Hi, guys.
Is that good, guys?
Yeah.
I have some big, uh, serious one.
No, I don't know.
Two seconds.
Can you do that?
Yes.
Do your thing.
Shesh.
Hey.
Butlerly.
Since they're gone, y'all want to play a hot stick, Tim?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
That's what I'll be wanting.
Everything is chin-exed.
This is 10, this is 50, and this is 100.
What did you put down?
Oh, that's how we feelin' today.
That's how we feelin'.
That's how we feelin'.
Oh, what the?
I'm puttin' it for her.
No, no, no, no.
You ain't now, buddy.
Alright, back.
This game right here's gonna be a little bit different.
Okay.
Now, this game right here, you can raise.
It did, thank you, Em.
can raise. Listen, listen, you can raise as much as you want.
What you mean? What you mean? You want to put one after every card you put down, you can't.
I'm going to run it. I'll wait for you. Go ahead, call it. Ready?
Yes. This round is aces. Wait, we're starting with El Sina? This is the high stake for them. We'll go first. High stake, good one.
Now, I mean, you gotta put a hundred up. Oh. You want a hundred up? Put the break in. Okay, one. No, no, 100. No, thank you.
I did I'll get two aces go ahead
This works
You wasted that that
Raises okay
This this this this this this this this this this
All right, this one's squeeze
You know we got three right yeah, we got the reason
One clean
Liar
No shot, he gets it like, fuck!
Yes bitch, yes bitch, yes.
Wait, check it.
Oh, you did check it.
You check it.
All right.
Next round is the B Kings.
Anybody want to raise?
No problem.
All right, I see.
You shuffle that shape, Taylor?
It shuffles right forth.
That's not how it works.
How about I shuffle you, bitch?
How about that?
I had one that lets you shuffle before me, game.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
All right, this one's King.
This one's King.
This one's King.
This one's King.
This one's King.
This one's King.
This one's King.
I
First first what's the car?
Lucky though
When your baseball teams like plus minus is like really positive, but they're 500 game
Yeah
We did
You jump to I had a really bad hand brah I had no choice
Hey, just thank you for the hundred
You don't switch
Thanks Rob.
All right.
Everybody push your bets.
Ooh.
Ooh.
No this is one.
Now, I'll see you.
Oh, he made it, how about this, how about this?
You got to put it in one cell?
Four.
No, five.
What's the point of that, or do you just do one of these?
I don't, it looks bigger than that.
It do, all right.
Yeah, it looks cooler.
It looks like you're betting more.
You don't do that at that place.
Yeah, that's the fact.
Now, the difference in this game right here is that you can't take it back.
Yeah, I see you.
Turn it on.
Okay, now, this is a speed round as well, but this time we can raise stuff or take it away.
You can't take it back when you put us up in but
Yep
We'll go
You wish you were no, no
My lines and one king she's trying too hard to be a little I should learn one thing
One thing
Wire
I knew you was lying
Oh
Take your time when you're shooting at Mark when we're right there, you know what I'm saying?
Like look down this side. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You sure don't miss it. Yes.
Now what happens if they miss? Am I safe?
No, you could.
They could excuse you.
Am I safe? Does that count? Because if everyone's shooting at you misses, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, I will miss.
That's a good point.
Yeah, like you...
There's no life if you miss, you miss, you miss, you miss.
You're saying that you miss, you miss, you miss, you should have made this challenge.
Are y'all in the play like that?
No.
Because you can bail your friend out.
Yeah.
Okay, turn the queens and it's set on.
Yes.
There you go.
Say it.
It's queens.
What was that? What did you just put there?
It's a queen.
You're too scared.
Call it I dare you.
She would never be that confident.
She would never be that confident.
Hold that balloon!
I thought she was gonna be smart, like...
Hold it still?
What?
Yo, let's up it. Let's up it by five. Let's up it, bruh.
Yeah. Let's up it.
Another five. Ten to get this.
Let's up that motherfucker.
Get me?
Okay.
Y'all feeling cozy? Y'all selling that?
Nope.
You're just trying to get something.
Yeah, you're feeling a comment. I don't like this.
Let's up that motherfucker. Let's up that!
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, you're 100 or you want 100?
Yeah, I'm 100.
Yeah, I think I need to set the problem up.
You looking?
Yeah.
Don't look, boy.
Look at what?
Watch out.
You called it?
It takes us.
Range.
The town ain't big enough for the four of you.
Two aces.
Two aces.
Woo!
Jay, what a question's live.
I think I write out one of us just lied.
Oh, oh, I, guys, I'm really sorry.
Oh, that's okay, it's okay.
You're good.
I mean, you can call it, even if she's out here,
you can put some of that on.
I'll never apologize, brother.
One ace.
BRB?
Or are we just, no, BRB?
Yeah.
BRB?
Damn, so, hell I am.
And to me, you just bailed us.
Yeah, one of us is lying.
You just bailed us.
I can't tell, I can't, probably, I feel like maybe.
When she gets back, we'll run her down,
everything and everybody say it look how gay rage is for getting away with it
and they're gonna get away with murder boy yeah they probably both lie but I did
it because I want her out so now she's full what what happened she might have
one though no we don't know yet we're not sure we're not quite sure
They're scary!
Oh gosh!
It's some brain game or something.
Yeah.
Guys have to like, stare me down into, oh.
Now that's very scary, yes.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heee.
Sit up, Allah.
Ah, feyana, ah, feyana.
Hey, diamond, they've been at Orisa for 40 months.
Morons.
You're a chill, bro.
deal eating at Emily real listening you lie by the way why listen listen you
lie you dead lie I know you got I think both of you lie Emily I think both of
y'all I personally well I personally only I know you lie she don't come out
we're trying to get her to call you well the reason why I put an aces because
I don't think it'll make it around again without someone calling it.
Alright, because she said that, you'd definitely lie 100%.
What did you say?
What did I say?
I said I would have dealt with this thing and just lied then.
What did you say, Ms. Mann?
I said the reason why I put this down is because I don't think it'll come back to me around.
Hmm.
Or she did memorize from previous rhymes and just reiterated the same thing to make it
less useful than it should be.
Hmm.
Wow.
You're using people to reiterate.
Good job, Rach.
That's impressive.
Spell it.
Yeah.
Yeah
Realistically I should have
Interrates so how long do you think it's gonna when she say 30 seconds?
What we just keep playing
This this this dance still right here. This dance still is intentional. I like this. Yeah, it's a good brown
Real good brown fellas. How about what's going y'all want to put in more setups? No
You look at
Y'all said on the board. Yeah, don't tell me you're 65
Listen listen
You got soft hands. It's more of a file. We got a center. Yeah
My collar blue with my neck is red.
I just want to eat my fingers.
We can play some Uno.
Can we?
Yeah, we can play some Uno.
You got some Uno in that?
We do. We do got that.
Everything is in this bar.
Everything is in a briefcase, huh?
Wow!
Everything in this bar, G.
This is the best bar ever.
You got something in the back.
Yeah, whatever you want to do.
That's for you.
We just can't show the camera here.
It's focus.
I
A job on ballistic stuff, where I'm like a fan, Chad.
I'll be you.
Woo!
Woo!
Make it happen.
Sophie?
Not woo.
Not woo.
Oh, woo!
It's the woo!
Woo!
Wait, no.
Think about it.
Think about it.
35 gifts at Brochki.
W gifts in the chat, man.
Man.
No upper camera angle, please.
Yo, where's 12.3?
What's wrong with that one?
Oh, he's.
Oh, because he looks.
He's filtering through his dick.
Oh, he's, he spilled him through his dick pics.
Oh wow.
You put that thing away man, I'm behind you getting it.
Why are you so small?
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just.
Old Eagle? That's crazy.
Oh no, oh no, that's a problem.
Alright, that should be good, hell.
I put, oh no.
Oh, you're a great guy.
How many do we get?
Seven.
You get what you get, you don't throw a fit.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I just wanted to drink my beer.
I'm not doing a shit or nothing, but you were the slowest dealer of all time.
It's been a minute. I think I said right now.
I'm a dice rollin' ass.
It's not those six, but it's okay.
What you got, Ray?
What you got?
I got seven.
Oh, I must have started with.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
Because my color blue and my neck is red.
Alright, so how does it work?
You just put the same number.
Either the color or the number.
Wait, are y'all...
Before we get in here, are we playing nigger rules or are we not?
Because last time we did...
We were training, we were running trains.
Running trains.
If you got a yellow five, you could put a yellow five down right now.
But then you could do that.
do that but then if you got as yes yeah three five you can do three five but
you can't just put all yellow but three five oh but if it's like this oh you
just have to number second what if it's a yellow fire yeah you can step
bro since you step yeah I bet that just numbers you remember how to you remember
this because I remember you were making job we asked you said yes and then you
was making well I didn't know how well I'll do it that way that's fine that's
fire I've never played that turn you ready to go first
oh that's calm I like that's I like that's happening on fire yeah keep it on
your toes no cap no cap let's do these I know you're gonna rip it up you do
got a red fuck we have a six yes a six a black card some shit
hello little bit colors blue
red colors red fuck is it until you get one or this one we just do one of
you know so what it is color you can you can choose what wild card you want to
to be a draw for draw. Oh shit. Why? I get to change color now. Why does he get to
choose? Who knows? Who knows? Been like this for the past 15 years, mate. Do I get to change
color too? Yeah. It's a draw for Emily. Draw for you. Just read the back. Why are you drawing?
You can just make it. I'm off a green to draw a raise. Go ahead. Oh, wait. I'm making red.
Oh my goodness, you're so good to draw two, gang.
What, what, what, what?
Draw 12.
You got two stings, you got 12, you know.
You gonna be here all night, Shufflin, as you just.
Go ahead, count them, count it all out.
You're pretty much out the game.
Count them, please.
One, two, one, now.
Yep, yep, we don't even have to count, Rach.
Oh no, y'all are darned, that's cool.
Okay.
Wait, I think I might be able to make a club now, right?
Wait, can you make a club at this high?
Yeah, you can.
That's because you're stacking, remember?
So if you got what you need to get, you can get what you, you know what I'm saying?
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah.
What does this mean exactly?
Blue.
Um.
Yeah.
Read your turns.
Blue.
There's a car.
So I want to use this right now.
Like, I'm trying to mess it up.
I'm trying to mess it up instead of what I'm seeing right here.
Yeah, read it.
Yeah, read it.
So we're not missing it.
In the meantime.
You can go, okay.
Read your turns.
Go through all your call words.
What does me put this me right?
What in the Mickey Mouse is that?
That's just a reset card
You guys say
What color they just add more orange you sort of box to win bro, let's get them off of green
Make a little shit green
Go ahead
One green red
What one green
One
It's okay
So let's drop it a shit you take the shit. No, yeah, oh, I wish
No, you would have smelled it
Thank you
I
Can play there or no wait wait, yeah, it's a teacher on it to you
Play once I draw or no. Yeah, wait wait your turn's done. Oh
shit
Keep it green you don't got green
Oh! Sorry, Agent.
It's my turn?
No, my turn.
My OCD is fucking me up right now.
Fuck.
This looks so fucked up. I don't know.
You know, Noah's quite intense.
You set that shit?
Yeah, wait, what do you think he has?
Why just moment that?
Okay, your turn. Oh, there's it. Yes
No, no, oh actually kids do it. Oh good shit. Good shit. Oh, I don't know my boy. How much I can draw?
I don't know I do one or three. I have one
draw draw draw two
How much is it?
Just a lapse in judgement there for me man.
There are a lot of rules in this shit.
It's true.
I wasn't true.
Did I?
Oh, there was pass that buffer.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I did?
It's probably downstairs.
No, no, no, it's okay.
You said, you know,
put two of them hoes up for me.
That's pretty good.
Pick two and a hose up for me.
Did it?
Uh...
Damn, come.
Oh.
Long, long, long, long, long, long.
Oh.
No! I said I said I was sorry.
Damn, dang.
I love you.
to him the whole time.
Oh!
That's like a good, uh-huh.
They hate you when you win.
That's fine. I'll go win.
They don't wanna see you win.
Hang on.
Look at this thing, it's fucking cocks.
Oh no.
But what?
Cause my collar blew
and I never drew
Give her something.
I'm gonna take that shit away.
Come on.
No, you want it.
No, I want it.
You got to get this shit to the chair.
You're a little bit nice, right?
I'm ready, I'm ready to play.
You got that shit, pick up.
25 cent chance.
Okay, you said it does.
What up?
Oh, what is that, baby?
No!
Holy shit.
Another 30, one negative one is for you.
One for you is for you.
30.
W fucking 30.
Give me.
Fuck.
What?
What?
Do you have a drawing card?
I'm not saying the next thing I want to do.
No, you have to.
So, this thing will win.
That's not a shit.
Is that a Uno?
Fuck yes, it's a Uno!
It's called teaming, bro.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know what you guys are doing.
Wait.
I would just bank that he does not have red.
Please.
Oh.
You scared me.
No.
No.
This way.
No.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
That's what I work
We play this
This peeking
Agitive niggas, yo woman, sorry I can't deliver on that,
I'm a little bit like that.
I'm a little bit like that.
I'm a little bit like that.
Yeah, you need it the most.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
That should be like face wash for you guys.
Oh, look at the other one.
Yeah, drink a little bit of this.
This is a really good liar.
All right, so look.
What was the card?
Sometimes Adam 22 likes the joy.
Wait, it was, uh, it was Asus.
Oh, guys, so, okay, wait, it's enough.
Wait, does that mean I'm out?
Oh, no, no, listen, it was Asus, right?
I said I put down two Asus.
He said he put down two Asus.
Wait you guys pause the game right there. Yeah, and then yeah, and then she was and she put down one ace allegedly
We said we put down two aces and she says you put down one ace
Oh
I think I'm not that good.
Oh!
Oh.
Yo, I think we should add a little five on this.
I mean, never a little five.
Give me one five, man.
Try and get another five, you know, so we don't need any more.
No, maybe.
That's so many fives.
You can put one.
That's not how that works, Caleb.
All right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not in there.
I'm in there.
I don't know.
Nah.
I
Give it to us straight Caleb. All right. This is right here. It's gonna be the round of Kings. I know that's right
What I was she's trying to be she's trying to be she's trying to say you have to say you have to say
You have to say this one or two dickhead one kid clearly won dickhead. We're terrified at you could
Okay
We don't believe that
You know that raise bitch you we don't believe this shit
One came
Sorry, say no.
Yo, she's shittin' on you.
Yo, yo, yo, you don't know your friends, huh?
No, he just doesn't call anything.
He just doesn't let him raise his head.
Oh, here.
It's your time.
If I have a good hand, why would I call?
Oh, my god!
Water, water, water.
Ah!
It'll be your turn.
You know what's crazy?
It doesn't matter how good we just did.
If we get a little better on that,
we're just out.
Just done.
I forgot we spoke.
It's a game of luck.
Little game of skill.
a little bit of mine, fuck it.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
What's the call, my boys?
It's Sennethurn, and this is a round of coins.
Why?
How could we ever say three, five,
or any other little letters you'd be throwing here?
How about, how about, throw something at you?
All right.
Let's go first.
Give him three spots.
I'll say the same.
One queen.
Look at Chomp.
Call me a chomp.
Like in Mario, a chomp?
Got one clean.
It's a chomp.
Cat.
Look, I didn't make eye contact with you,
so you were thinking I was all right.
Oh.
Oh, you own him.
You know what, I'll lose on my first one, no?
Oh my god.
It's the one I was talking about, no, AJ.
Oh!
Oh, I got it.
Oh, too, nigga.
Oh.
Yo, there's no way you buy it.
Hey, I'm watching, gang.
Yo! Yo, there's no way, bruh!
You try to look?
Not sure if it didn't fire or some shit.
I'm watching, bruh.
Oh wait, Emily, sorry.
I forgot you watched.
I'm doing what I'm doing.
I'm watching.
All out on me.
Uh, it wasn't Shuffle though.
Let me see how it works.
Let me see that.
Let's see if I can use that in chorus.
Yes, yes, yes, this is so good.
Oh, no, no, no.
Fuck is going on.
You play some boss, you play some boss!
So that's what we're going to get right into three, is it?
Yeah, there's three in that bitch.
Oh yeah.
This round is round to five.
Oh wow, okay.
And, there's a limited amount in there.
What does that mean?
There's limited amount in every hand always.
Oh, you know what?
Who shot is it?
Who shot last?
Me.
So it was a H, sir.
One five.
Hey, we're doing fives.
Yeah, we are.
We are?
Come on, Emily.
That is not a five you just put out.
Uh oh, Emily.
Call it.
Emily, that is not a five.
I think it's a joker.
One five.
That was too fake to be an evil guy.
You're going to let her fly with that.
Her voice crack.
One five.
Pets are five.
Yeah, she's victim like three times.
Oh, no, five.
One five, baby.
I'm calling it.
You're a liar.
No, it's not.
This one.
No.
No.
So.
Yay!
Oh!
OK.
No way.
I don't know.
Like this.
Is this 100% shot?
No.
It's like.
Wait.
You gotta break closer.
Closer.
I'm about to shoot my head.
Why are you hitting like that?
Yes!
Get him out of here.
He's the only car.
GG.
Sorry.
Get him out of here.
When Rage is won, then they can win for five years!
Hey.
Hey.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Everybody do it.
Love in your body.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Wait, do you know what I realize?
You have a really big head, but you have tiny little arms.
Oh, like a T-Rex?
Yeah, when you do this, you look like, ah!
My wingspan is like 6'3", Daniel.
I'm a tiny little.
But it's like when you do this, your head
will push into your body size a little bit.
That's because I got bad fucking muscles,
so I'm making it look fucking small.
Oh my god.
There's a nail on the ceiling.
Oh my god.
There's a nail on the ceiling.
What?
I see it.
Wait, 6'3 is small, wingspan?
You OK?
Wait.
Wait, wait, what's the average bill we've got to have?
He's a round of twos.
Thank you, though.
Twos.
Oh my god, you're like Scrappy Doo.
Palm Scoopy Doo.
You look like him.
Throw over, gang.
Sorry.
You're out.
I ended up moving next year today, yeah.
Sorry, you are going to love this.
See, I've been giving no comebacks to that game.
Round of twos?
Round of twos.
It's in us, turn.
Twos?
Two, two, two, two, you just say it every time you put it down, one, two, one, two,
I say I love it, how are you doing, my buddy, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
Oh, Emily, you know why he's the first trucker, right?
No way!
Come on, let him be the first trucker once, damn it!
Okay, I'll just let you get an accident.
Okay, great!
Bump!
Yay!
This round is rounds of Ace!
Ace, okay.
Ace of spades.
Ambulance.
Ambulance.
My turn, all right.
Okay.
This game is brought to you by Bang and...
I'm gonna be a smell.
This game is brought to you by Tone.Shop.
And Bang and Ace.
What Ace?
Bang when you tone it up.
I
Fuck you guys with an agent like that one is all right interesting
What she over tubular all that shit try to distract me
Come on.
Oh.
Okay.
Now, sing it.
Put your tongue.
And this is the king of rounds.
Because I'm the king.
King of rounds.
Take a round.
King of rounds.
Who goes first?
Is it me?
Okay.
One king.
This thing is bent in the car, so I just know there's a bent king.
Ooh.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
Something to the host.
Oh, here.
Two kings.
OK, OK.
OK.
OK, OK, I can see that.
I can see that.
One king.
Why?
Sorry, I said that.
Cooked your shit.
Let me go.
What's yours?
I'm not telling you.
So you don't know about poker face or not?
OK, here.
I like that.
No, no.
Come on, bro.
Like, why do you like the first two or something?
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Next round is round of ace.
What ace?
That's the ace.
What ace?
She does it, she goes.
She goes.
Mmm, squinting my arm.
Put your card down, yay.
Oh, you're trying to rush it because you're so nervous.
You're trying to rush it because he's lying.
He knows that you used your new bullet.
Emily, don't fall for it.
Just put your card down, yay.
Emily, you know that's not an ace for you.
No, no.
You know she's trying to bait you into calling it.
I did nothing verbatim you.
I did nothing verbatim you.
You know it's like two more shots left.
You shoot that shit, you're probably done, yay.
And more.
Liar.
What'd I tell you, yay?
Five times five.
What'd I tell you, bro?
Bring it up along, dad.
I'm sorry, Adam.
Oh!
What?
Well, well, well.
Say it.
Well, that was a good call.
That was a good call.
You knew what I was doing.
You knew what I was doing.
I wanted you to shoot my shit.
I looked so guilty, David.
I knew that also if I put a cord down after that,
you would assume that I was lying,
No, but he calls you.
Oh, no, sorry, he would.
So either way, it was in my benefit
to convince you to call him.
I'm a little silly goose.
If anyone is gonna race up, what's next?
Yup, yup, yup.
Might as well go up on 100.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Might as well go up on 100.
Okay, okay, okay.
You wanna go for another five?
Yeah, we do another five.
Okay.
Let's go back.
Oh, we don't even know the ones right now.
We don't know if we won right now.
Oh, no.
What this is, uh, Caleb, two.
Okay.
Two.
Two.
So how many of y'all seen fucking 2's this whole fucking tower game?
2's
I've seen 3's and 5's
Go
There's the ad
There's the ad
There's the ad
2
1, 2
Liar
Aided
Aided
No
Aided, I'm not like a fiddle
Like a fiddle
You know what's crazy?
Like a fiddle
I know
I know
I know
I know
Like a motherfuck fiddle
No, no, no, no
Come on
No one is gonna, no one is gonna leave
Give me our first one and done!
Next round is aces.
Stand at your turn.
Okay.
Hi, Deosmeo.
They put the game as an excuse to engage it.
No, change the fucking game, bro.
Two aces.
No, it's me first.
Is it?
Yeah.
go go I'm gonna do the same shit so don't remember
we're eights
two ages why okay if I if I get you know this is my first time getting
cook this whole fucking yo i'm gonna be so tight i'm asking you please rache
say goodbye
fuck that would have been so cool that would have been so cool though
my heart was beating bro how does it go five rounds every time like every time bro
Hey
Jax
Wait
One Jack
Huh one Jack says we're warm damn she had a Jack that's so ass
That's so ass
Any last words don't care
W woman except
Now we got a knock-in chat we like a
But that's what they say if you don't have the cards, but that's it
One queen.
One queen.
Oh my god, he's stuttering.
Oh queen.
No, it's because it folded.
Liar.
Oh shit.
Why would you do that?
I tell you I play safe.
I tell you I play safe.
I tell you I play safe.
No, no, no!
Shoot that boy from the sideways, cunt.
Yo, every time, bro, why would you mess my relationship?
You wouldn't, my colorama!
Tooth and Scyther.
Tooth, Tooth.
There's not a lot of Tooths.
I'll tell you that right now.
You don't have any Tooths, or are you ever to the whole country?
There's not that many Tooths, I know that much.
Tooth in the chat, Tooths, Tooths, Tooths!
Two one two
Two twos liar
Oh
This is Gigi.
Are you scared?
Don't lose.
Don't lose.
What?
What?
We're going bottom two every time?
What is it, Caleb?
It's gonna be easy.
What's wrong?
Who's turn?
Ray.
Why ace?
Why ace?
Why ace?
Wire.
Thank you.
No.
Give me my chips.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Give me my Pudrant Chip!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Reached!
Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no!
I don't want to watch it!
Fuck out, I'm gonna do my fucking shit.
Fuck!
Fuck my fucking shit.
Fuck my fucking shit, motherfucker.
Fuck!
Well good, be a game assessment.
Do my fucking-
Eeeerrra!
Let me get a gift. Let me get a gift.
Sit down, girl.
We gotta pay it out.
Pay it out.
Sit down, everybody sit down.
I'm gonna do it on my desktop.
How much did you pay out, Tim?
I'm like, you can do it.
Hey, hey, sit down. Sit down, sit down, 15.
This chair gave me swamp ass zesty shooter. Don't miss you do
I'm saying that's not that's the game. It's chop chop chop again be oh, oh man
Come on. This is America. Yes. I know you're cheering us. Yes. I know you're hearing us
This is America. Oh man. Who's there for that gonna my agent double? Oh
Who's there for that with a pretty easy
about. I bet. Let's head to W Black History. Why are y'all doing ills? Niggas swap ads is
a natural thing, bro. You have a swap ass? Not. Yeah, I do. It's a seat, though. I'm
gonna walk around and air this shit out a little bit. Okay, hold on. Two minutes. Two
minutes on the air. There'll be another five right quick. Emily! Are you drifting? Yeah,
I'm sorry, I'm gonna fire you.
W. Emily, W. Senneth, easy!
Get it!
Let's get it!
Hey, Chad, we up on this home site.
Why do I bet?
Because how does it be a blackjack?
You're good by that, sir.
I'm right there, and I lose!
Yeah.
Can we unplug?
Where's my plug?
Retender, retender.
Fin's Winner.
Wait, we're just gonna get started on the loss.
We're getting lost here.
What the heck?
It's okay.
I feel like rain is so good at bluffing and stuff.
It's scary.
You're gonna lie.
I've done what a lot of holes broke.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're gonna lie.
That's how I'm gonna lie, what?
Because you deal with the holes?
So does it stick?
Yeah.
So you lie?
Oh my god, it is.
He's not saying no.
No, no, no.
I studied a hard, so I'm good at pointing out lies.
No.
Yes.
Every day I would lie.
I was never good at Among Us. I was good at Among Us, but I was maybe so anxious playing that shit game. I hated it. I've been fucking sweating and shit.
shit could you be good at among the stuff yeah like screaming at people you got
to be good at controlling the fucking shit and lying and finding the dummy and
having them fucking filming manipulating yeah
Manipulation. That's tough.
Very sussy.
Sussy?
Is it good or not?
No, it's good.
Maybe you can follow me.
Yes, go follow me.
Maldus?
I'm not gonna eat.
Throw the lights.
I gotta fuck you up, bro.
You got the same shit you got?
You're sick, Rach!
I'm not getting sick. I'm just having a headache from the lights.
Right.
Oh my eyes get light sensitive.
Oh my eyes get light sensitive.
That's how you talk.
Every time I talk to you, I feel like a nerd.
Because every time I like my nail, you always are like this.
But we have to get it cool and real calm.
You didn't get the 14?
Why did you get the 14?
Oh yeah, you're a 14 gifted.
I see you're scoping ass, getting pride, getting pride.
She got your eyes to see.
Wait till I get my eyes to see.
You got an eyes to see?
Here's my thing, what happens if I'm in an airplane, the airplane crashes, I get stranded, I lose my glasses, I'm done.
Yeah, I mean, you're dead of a wireless.
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking born of a fucking floating nigga, fuck?
It's us against the world, us against fucking nature, not only the fucking ops, we're surrounded by fucking animals of nature, nigga, fuck.
Or you have a house with air conditioning.
Yeah, you have air conditioning.
Listen, listen, right now you live outside, bro.
Listen, listen, you don't know the things you have to go through during hurricanes, and I never fled during the hurricanes, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
10 years old, hurricane limo,
brick and bust through the fucking window,
water coming in, that's before my daddy left,
he got the milk, he got tarp up, water coming in,
ah, my guitar got fucking sold to us on the floor,
and shit was fucking crazy out there, nigga.
No power, nigga.
Where the fuck?
Went over the fucking, to the woods,
me and Jordan are hang on spot, to the woods,
all the trees were down, we made a whole fucking tree house,
and she had all the rocks and sticks and shit, nigga.
Fuck.
You didn't do that.
My life, we did, pictures, on everything out.
Nigga, we was like 11, 12.
You got a camera back down?
Nigga, I didn't have phones, I was in the high school.
Fresh new pictures
Yeah, we're gonna take your word for it right you was building three boxes out of sticks
Well, I gotta do six is going to fight off her king
They're not tree house in the fucking sky and it's trees on the fucking floor. You matter fuck the hut
You know that fuck the hut?
It was white watch out breaking that shit in the good drill through a brick you hit him in the head
He tried to fuck beat it for the skateboard and it'll be ran and get me ran out of nigga
The great country's asking what fuck
But, you want to be too, Joe?
Niggas was bullying you, he's a scapegoat.
Niggas know that he tried to get it on a fucking tree
out so he threw a brick at that thing on his head, right?
But you got bullied on a scapegoat.
That's sad.
He got beat twice.
You get asked for a victim, bro.
Niggas, we threw a brick at his ass.
He got fucking hit.
The niggas, his get back, his get back
was him stealing my fucking lipstick, gang,
where I was in the crib.
He stole my fucking lipstick.
We caught him laughing with all my fucking lipstick.
We got truck, nigga.
He got hot, nigga.
Fuck.
We get it you're a big thing to be frank chat. We didn't mean to hit it with the brain
You was that
Fuck bro, I'll make you leave some shit out the shit. I'm gonna fucking stole it. I was a nigga to feel this shit
No, the fuck you wasn't me. No, he wasn't
Am I a real fucking gangster they had a silver one had a ghost spray plate. I put this one
Oh, sir. That's like his brother shit. I'm getting a migraine
They didn't put a game, they just threw it in the air to hit him.
Allegedly.
We didn't know who was trying to break into our tree.
Allegedly, no.
Rosie, you got that in, uh, NXQ pose.
Yeah.
Why did you shoot that?
Why did you shoot it up, man?
Why not?
I was standing here when you were talking.
I was fine, I thought I didn't get it wrong.
Oh, man.
Who the fuck would put their socks here?
It gotta be you.
No.
That's Emily?
You're going to do the same shit.
Nobody is going to do the same shit.
Nobody is going to do the same shit.
No!
I need more medicine, bro.
Take well.
We lost.
Y'all suck at lying. Maybe.
Are you trying out here?
Okay.
Hello?
Are you feeling better?
Me?
Yeah.
Why is it really going on in the first time?
I thought it was going to be sluggish today.
Is it going on there?
Well, hold on.
It's nice out here.
You can't sit this close.
Look, right there, right there.
That's fine.
What are we doing there?
No, you can just sit there.
I just told Jay to come here.
No, Riggs, you can-
What is so sad?
Because you told him to stay all the way over there?
Like he's-
He's fucking sick.
He's fucking sick all the way over there.
We've never caught him on the ship.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
I could stick a little weed, whatever, and caught it on the shelf.
What the hell are you going on about, or you can't be sick?
I just, I have to drink with Emily at caught.
She has to do that, too.
It'll be fun, first time I've caught.
I watch my ass, you're good.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Why I gotta risk myself, cause you don't want to get sick.
Rage, I don't want to get, it's just-
Brutus, sit on my chair, sit on my chair.
Fuck.
Rage, just pull up a chair.
Fuck you.
It does smell like dogs.
Am I chipping?
Oh, it does.
It smells like, it smells like a back lock.
It smells like you?
It smells like what?
Dogs.
From-
What the fuck is that?
That's a, that's a gator.
That's a sprinkler system.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good awareness, that was good awareness.
That's not good awareness, he thought it was a fucking...
No.
You're in the suburbs, what did you think,
what else could it possibly be?
He thought it was the white kid that was gonna run up
on his tree house again.
It was a skateboard.
That could be coyotes, I should be trying to fucking sneak up here.
You think I'm wondering about a little coyote?
Plunt kick right to the dome.
Yeah, that's shit.
By the way, you got fucking rabies, never fuck.
That's cool, he's gonna be dead.
I'll survive rabies.
I think, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, I'm sure, yeah, sure.
I said it's very confident,
But I didn't know if you could survive it.
You probably got the shot.
Do I have the shot?
I probably got it when I was getting my green card.
Maybe shot?
They put it on.
They gave me like 30 shots, bro.
You can use it in a blank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you say it like that?
Why'd you say like?
Yeah, I'm an alien.
Oh, wow, really?
Yeah, that's what they call you on the documents.
Oh, an alien?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you locked the American citizen on that shit?
No, I'm not a citizen.
Lena, yeah?
I don't want to be one.
Oh, a truck.
Yo, a truck.
You got one right here again.
Yeah, bro.
Just a law abiding citizen that pays millions in taxes.
Ha ha ha.
I guess if he likes to, he'll get you constitution.
If he was broke, he'd be out of it.
Oh God.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, that's no, that's fucked up.
That is fucked up.
That's fucked up, bro.
Damn.
Guys, I'm sad.
I know.
We did, okay, we did a segment earlier today, me and Emily,
where we were like, oh guys, you know this sad chorus,
I mean, what's your favorite moment?
And then we recreated what we thought you guys could.
Sash found it with the farm.
No, no it was.
She was- she was doing impressions.
Like, yeah, like, with me, Rosie, and Emily,
we were just imagining you guys were dead.
That was really good.
What was the your age impression?
Yeah, fuck you, fuck you, jump with me.
Wait, wait, wait.
First of all, first of all, fuck you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
Man, I noticed your fucking tongue.
Yeah, yeah, my fucking tongue.
I'll talk like that.
I'll talk like that.
Walk, walk, walk.
I won't talk like that.
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.
So what was your mind was last night's pool segment. Mm-hmm. It's wrong too
Cuz I'm feeling it's the most fun when we get to do stuff at a house
And it's fun. We'll get thrown a pool, huh? No
That's just fun nice
Or niggas get thrown in the pool. That's just hilarious. It was really awesome
Took a nice little bath
It's okay, I'm glad you liked it.
It was strange.
What's your guys' favorite moment?
Oh, I'll go. My favorite, well, I have a lot of favorites.
Well, eating the Wagyu with everyone was great.
And then also the gaming at the, what is it?
Not your friends and playing games together.
That was very funny.
That was really good.
That was great.
Yeah, you did?
Yeah, I thought I said a game part too.
I don't know why that was my favorite.
I thought I was going to be the meanest part.
Me too, but it was so good.
Yeah, it was.
The game was good.
I personally liked the thing last night, but I also really liked the gaming.
Which part?
The pool segment.
The pool part?
No, no, no.
Not like the pool, but like the before the pool, like when we were all talking.
Yeah.
And like running around, like that was really cool, but not like the pool.
The pool was like not fun.
Just hanging out.
Uh-huh.
Ray, your turn.
I liked.
Do you have anything expensive on you?
Oh, my phone is in my pocket.
My phone is right in my pocket.
I liked all of Universal.
Really?
I really liked running from security.
That was fun.
I liked switching on me.
I liked Hogwarts.
Oh my God.
And my butter beer.
The fucking beer was so good, and getting drunk with my friends, and just having a good
time hanging out with my friends.
I didn't feel like I was fair enough just hanging out with my friends.
Awesome!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I lowkey, y'all don't probably like it, but I like the car seats.
They're really just talking to Jack.
Off-battles, everything.
Yeah.
That's good.
Why the fuck are you talking to her at my mom, baby?
I'm so sorry
Chow was your favorite what did he say though? Yeah, what I say was my favorite moment
my favorite moments, you know
Fucked up universal
one of your favorites and
Just us spending time together
You said was great. Oh
That was good. All right. You got it. You got it. He's a listener
what I said. Yes you did. It's okay. What's your favorite? They like the boat ride. Oh sorry guys.
No it's cool yeah. They like the porn talk segment. Yeah that was not a segment. Yeah that
was not a segment. That was about 10 minutes of that. I did like yesterday's post-credits without
Fucking you're scary demon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah crazy. Yeah, they were in the pool no consent
They're not like the Disney's real good. I'll come on. Oh, yeah
Wait, oh my god in the Michelin. Oh
No, like the food was okay, but the experiment was doing it was fun. Yeah, it was fun
The day to twirl around like a ballerina.
Okay, fuck you, baby.
God, that is a fucking drunk today, bro.
Fuck.
But Agent is leaving us tomorrow.
Oh, Agent!
You don't fuck with us.
Yeah, I'm doing a whole drinking thing, I'm not.
I'm just gonna sit there and watch you guys get drunk.
Wait, so you're saying?
No, I'm not, I'm gone.
Oh, I won't miss you, Agent!
Hey, Caleb!
You know what's crazy?
I didn't anticipate how fried going to Universal was gonna be.
It was a lot, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
But I had fun, though.
It was more fun than I thought.
I think at first when I like simulation rise about ooh, Mickey.
Ooh yeah, the kind of lame.
Yeah, but it was actually quite fun.
Cool, that's cool.
It made me want to watch the Spickle Me.
Oh, you should!
You'll love the minions.
Yeah, yeah, that is.
You'll be like, wow.
Did you see Toad today?
We didn't go.
We didn't go to Epic.
Wait, where'd you go?
We went to Disney.
To do the brains.
Because Epic Toad wasn't going to be shown, so we didn't go.
What does it mean he's not going to be shown?
He's like, he only has like certain times he comes out,
and then we missed it.
There's no point to go because there would be no toad.
You gonna go tomorrow?
No, it's okay.
I already met toad 1's just saying.
Yo, I already met toad 1's.
It's okay, that was pretty great.
But we're gonna do Epcot.
First time at Epcot tomorrow.
Epcot is actually, every time I go to Epcot,
it's like cute.
Like it's like, good dog.
You been here before?
Yeah.
Wait, you been to this Epcot tomorrow?
The one where I don't wanna go.
You already been?
What is it?
It's like Disney, like, it's like the castle.
Is it?
The big Disney castle?
Yeah, it's like Disney.
Oh, that'll be sick.
right chat all the old boy shit yeah yeah exciting I've got this one it's just
a Disney park so okay I'll be honest y'all Orlando meets it oh really okay
it's a mid-city meet me it's a mid-city we were doing the Karen and the lady
she was like oh yeah if you go anywhere and you're filming you'll deal with Karen
and stuff like that earlier in the day like worse it was just annoying that's
I'm telling you this bro, Orlando, Orlando, Orlando, yeah, you all part of Florida, if it wasn't for Disney,
you know, Orlando's fucking me, you know, just got Orlando, yeah, it is, it is like a party with the fucking
colleges and shit, but other than that, yeah, you can also drive 45 minutes for mid experiences.
Unless it's a no fucking reason, you know what that means, though, right?
What? Next place gotta be more better.
Next place!
Yo, what if next place is, like, out the country, country, like...
Yeah, we're talking.
Like, I'm talking about the times on this flip, man.
Yeah, now we're really talking.
Okay, okay.
I'm talking to you, going there, everybody, looking different.
Yeah.
Look different.
They skin tone different.
Yes.
They eyes is different.
Yes.
Everything different.
You know what I'm saying?
Africa!
I'm down for Africa.
Japan!
I'm down for Japan.
I'm down for anything over there.
What do you not do in Japan?
I do Japan.
On Broadway.
She kept it.
Why'd you say that? Would you?
I went to Japan. I went to Japan last year.
I had family in Japan. Why'd I not go to Japan?
Hmm...
I'm gonna be crazy.
Wait a minute, guys. I messaged on the group chat we have and I said,
does everyone want to go to Japan and no one responded?
Maybe we just didn't see it.
Young God, I see that. I see that.
I see that. I see that.
Fuck. Were we all in the group chat?
Yeah, it's everyone.
Everyone, I said what do you guys feel about Japan? Nobody said anything?
You can imagine us in Japan doing the murder crush on the city and shaking.
That'd be crazy.
Holy fuck. Or we could go to some shit.
Or they could go to Greece.
We'd go anywhere.
No, Greece to romantic.
Is it?
Greece?
So that's some shit.
Absolutely like far shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anniversary party, proposed type of.
somewhere that has like hella like things to do yeah actually yeah because
Greece Italy Italy more than two though isn't it
romantic Florence sounds nice we gotta go someplace cool yeah no guys what
about India I'll be down to India this is a big country I would be down which
city name is the name of city that's not in India he's computing it's worth
is moving slowly what's up what's the city idea New Delhi
Bombay and there's one I'm blanking there's a suit like two bases
Go to Dubai.
Mumbai.
Mumbai.
Close enough.
Bombay.
Bombay.
You know what it is?
There's a restaurant called Bombay Bazaar going up.
Bombay.
What?
Do you think we can actually get an international trip together, us four?
Yeah.
We just have to lock it in.
Yes.
Better time to lock that motherfucker in right now.
Oh, I love a body.
Guys, the other thing we gotta lock in is you guys are zombie things.
So we might as well walk that in right now.
No, we should lock that in.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Bray is just really busy.
Bray is just going to take that time to do that with you though.
I have to go.
We're not going to dinner.
We can't have dinner.
With me?
Bray?
Oh, I mean you had two.
You could just black me.
What's wrong with that?
I mean you're scared and you need a cracker just fine.
Because every single day is only packed for me so I have to pick a day that's not packed.
Every day is packed.
Bro, I have all the time to black me to march schedule game.
He's just lying.
I swear my life.
Bro, you can't move it.
You can't move it.
You can't move it.
Wire.
You don't have one day, he's a liar.
One day, he'll have your desktop.
Even the desktop days are fucking something.
Cause the desktop days I do have is Resident Evil.
I'm not skipping Resident Evil, dude.
Fucking zombie.
How do I tell you?
Resident Evil drops, I'm playing this game.
He's not skipping Resident Evil to do zombies.
What I can play as zombies at any time after that.
You go to Resident Evil at any time, too.
I play that stupidly, it drops, man.
I don't give a fuck.
You know how long it's gonna take you
to be Resident Evil?
A day.
A day, bro.
Max two days, but he's about to say like two days. Yeah, but if you want to complete everything
If you want to come in for seven that shit, it'll take a month. I'm not married on it. That's it. Oh, you're not
Okay, you got a day one, but you don't want to marry Donna understood
I was that
I will marathon
Okay, then just take a day
If you don't want to slept the game out don't let it out take your time
He's not gonna know what you guarantee
She's more afraid to do it would be that I
Want to do it whether she want to do it
She's been saying it the whole time
He'll be like, oh boy, what the fuck are you doing?
How are you fucking kidding me?
And then I'll scream and run away.
I'm scared.
I'm not going to yell at you.
You're going to scream.
If you take it seriously, if I see that you're trying,
I'm not going to yell at you.
You're going to go to like, hey.
Let's do that.
You're 100K is the safest it's ever been.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it was already 70K.
It's pretty safe.
I'm not going to say anything.
Chat thinks I've lost that.
I'm going to go, they'd be on my date here.
Sure.
I'm going to chat.
24 hours?
You can get to love me 50 or 21 hours a day.
with Emily, with me?
I don't care who's it with.
Sure.
It's real Jake Future and Kate Future.
Like, well, how the fuck?
Jason the Gamer.
Is he? Yeah.
How do you know?
I played with him before.
I played Robo3D, couldn't jump up so fucking stairs.
How the fuck do you talk about?
They're all saying, no, we don't think so.
No, you're losing.
Yes, they all say yes.
See, they're saying no.
Might as well say no.
They don't, they don't, they don't,
they don't fucking know me, they don't fucking,
they don't fucking, they don't fucking,
they don't fucking, they don't fucking,
they don't fucking, they don't fucking,
Wait, why'd he do that to you?
Wait, is it zombies?
I gulped.
That was a trash gulp.
That was not a good gulp scare.
Zombies is considered FPS?
Yes.
Oh, I don't know, Raid.
So what is this asking me?
I don't know.
Isn't it considered FPS?
Like, shouldn't the zombies?
Okay, I don't think I can...I'm really bad at FPS.
You're the biggest.
She's gonna get...
All you gotta do is take your train and run to a Raid jet.
Okay.
And just go behind him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna kill your zombies.
He's gonna get the shield.
Okay.
That's how you gotta do it.
And it's messing for you and Reggie. You can game plan about that. You got it. I
Love all that man. We'll be going next, bro
What do you know
We're gonna do it now. It's cuz I know once
Once we leave here. Oh, that's kind of like
Japan is cut with Japan is so easy not easy, but like
What
So obvious like it's obviously bad, which is cool though, but like I wouldn't be bad if it was like
Oh, you want to go so you really will Luxembourg, maybe where you will go a rain of place where it could be car
Yeah, what about Korea you feel me?
Yeah, it would be cool the fucking fuck the Swiss leave me
Name two cities in Korea. That's why what I good. I'm a lot of soul fuck
I only know so okay. She's Pyeongyang. What's up? Oh, no, what even Korea? Oh, really North Korea? Oh my bad
No.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
I keep remembering.
Not so.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, my.
Is this North Korea?
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
I can't hear that name.
Oh, OK.
That's North Korea.
There's nothing to do up there, either, by the way.
OK.
North Korea.
That's the next character of his North Korea.
Oh, wow.
Locked that one in.
Australia.
No.
Hard to live in Florida again.
I think.
Africa.
Africa could be cool.
Brazil, Mexico, Philippines.
Mexico, Philippines, Canada, I'm only gonna kiss your lips in Canada, dickhead.
I'm only gonna kiss your fucking Canadian bitch, and then the fuck is he talking about?
I just kissed your lips like we didn't come to Orlando, bro.
I just sold up to Orlando, and then the kissers looked over Canada.
What?
What reason if I didn't do a straight in Canada besides fucking holes?
Oh, wow.
Look at that fucking shit.
He's gonna fuck Canadian and sexual, by the way.
There's lots of nature lots of nature is one of the most beautiful parts
It just depends on what the vibe
You want to go for it? Oh, yeah, I just came back from Canada twice
But it's like whether you could do that you do nature in it, man, yeah, it's like the most beautiful park ever. Yeah, I
Don't even want to call it apart. It's like
He doesn't know what it is.
You have all the countries that choose from, choose from Kenneth and Nick and Frost.
I just said fucking Japan and you said, I just said Japan and you said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo, catch that.
Yo, care for the Torosso, nigga, fuck?
Turn off the fucking Torosso, nigga, fuck.
We just came to Orlando.
You might check that or what? We shut up to fucking Orlando.
You're boring. You're not high.
Kenneth and Nick and Frost, nigga, fuck.
You little fucking nigga, fuck.
He's raised me to me.
What the fuck can I dress up and make with fucking shit?
Now you're fucked.
Come on.
OK, what if it doesn't do it?
I just realized I'm being raised by this.
Is this the house niggas?
Is this the over-your-monuments?
Now you're fucked.
Well, he just called Orlando mid the state that he's from.
You're fucked.
Great dick.
You can't do it right now.
Canada got fucking bad bitches.
That's it.
Go over there, fuck some hoes, and come back here.
We're in your state right now.
You just called the city mid, by the way.
Fuck it Orlando.
Now you can't do it.
Shit.
Fuck this.
So where's the big city, then?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck, South Wales, well I'm out, nigga.
We talk about going to a different country, gang.
Okay?
We don't even consider Canada a different country,
nigga, this is the spot where they can
spy from and come over here
and from where they don't want to live over here.
No more nigga.
That's why this nigga here, nigga, fuck.
I'm here for the moment.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Guys.
He...
Ethiopia.
Mmm.
I mean, what's your goal with this trip?
What's your goal with this trip?
Ackward on!
Ackward!
Okay, top of this is probably Japan.
beautiful
You want to fuck women in Thailand you want to fuck women in Canada?
No, I'm not fucking nothing in Thailand.
People, why? Why are you...
Fuck, okay.
I'm not fucking in Thailand.
I'm not fucking in Thailand.
I don't even remember that shit.
Argentina?
Nah.
Then we got hit like you know, you want to South America or the Argentina first country?
Right, it's a big side Brazil to be quite Frank
It's gonna either be Japan
It's gonna either be Brazil. It's either gonna be Korea. It's not gonna be Mexico
Are they gonna be like somewhere there like some shit?
It's gonna be one of them shit
I'm about to I'm about to drag y'all shit like there's a lot of like
Fighting game arcade places that are still opening on Korea games
It's always like the it's like the beauty center like everybody loves that
It was over there, right? Yeah, yeah
Good manners of you man
What's your fucking mucous flowing out your nostrils?
I don't like, I like South Korea, you know.
Korea, I've never been to Korea.
I've never been to Korea.
Korea's really strict in streaming though.
Oh, okay.
My chippin' and fan fan not go to like a couple months ago.
Yeah, but they have like camera, like phone cameras only, and then it might be really limited to certain areas.
Really?
Maybe not then.
We can ask.
Remember why?
I tell you, China hit.
China was far.
China didn't fuck about cameras.
China could be fun with friends.
Yeah, and it's bare cities.
Yeah, I went alone when it was boring.
I was like, mom.
What? Yeah, you're on your mom.
Yeah, now we're kind of blonde.
That's a different type of shirt.
Yeah.
It's only accident, so you know it's not...
Wait! I can be your kind of bearded climber for a guy!
You like it?
That's what I'm trying to...
Mi ho, ni ho.
Yeah.
Mi ho, ni ho.
You'll be fluent in Chinese by the end.
It'll be great.
But I make it right.
You didn't make it right?
I see your waist did by letting you fucking pilgrims cook it, gang.
But like, we were...
He was like flipping it a bunch and I was like, I don't...
I don't know if we're supposed to be flipping it.
You only get to the 12th.
I'm not even gonna film where I was going.
Oh, what?
The other barbara in that big.
It was like shit probably where...
Uh-oh.
Crazy.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, Siva, like, in our defense, you said it was really easy.
I thought I...
Everybody knows they're gonna play with steak, right?
Yeah, sure, I do.
Huh.
What?
A little bit probably, but it's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
No, Caleb, the steak you ate earlier had bled in it more.
Normal?
Yeah.
It's meat, bro.
What? You okay?
Of course I knew that.
I think we're doing it again.
Should we walk and get this fucking...
What a super war loss.
Super war loss.
Oh god.
Should we walk and get this fucking dog, baby?
He didn't even get a little bit of that.
What's happening?
I'm gonna tell him.
What's wrong with these guys?
Walk and get this fucking dog, baby.
It's not walking the dog, you have to walk it on the grass.
I just did.
Fuck!
Fuck.
So where we going?
Paris.
No.
Switzerland.
Switzerland.
Switzerland.
Beautiful.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got to be in the winter though.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's Switzerland?
Why?
Oh, let me guess.
You going with someone else?
Oh, am I?
Scripps.
No, no, no.
I'm going to tell myself.
The first time I go to Switzerland, I'm going to be like, we're so fast.
There he goes, that's not even a fine shit destination my nigga go to fucking Italy with your friendship isn't what's so in like where?
It's amazing. Yeah
Why is that a why is that a fine shit destination?
That's a whore. That's a bitch. You follow it's gonna. I hope you would fly fucking whore out
Yeah, I'm assuming someone you take a serious game, but either way
It's just
Shit different games. I don't know. I saw do dance go by myself
No, you said you said that crazy shit the last time.
That's Kino de Toten, though. That's Kino de Toten.
No, no, it's fucking Kino.
Come on, gang.
The race is not...
Come on, man. Come on.
We killed the Nazis.
I do not trust Rage to be a German.
You're gonna end up in the back with pressure.
I'm asking you some questions, bro.
Yo, what if we went to Russia?
I know what that's like in Russia, right?
Russia would be tough, I feel like.
What do you do in Russia?
Okay
I
Don't
One two year
Destination oh, they said we're gonna get put in a go out if we go to Russia
China you
Propaganda no more bro. I just I just had to go somewhere and see it for myself
Like just cuz they just tell me something. I'm not leaving no more. That's fair. I have way less problems she mentioned and I do here
There's a lot of Russian tiktokers that I see all the time
They're always really nice and they like they say they like America
We that she was
Catcher
Hey guys, that's up there.
Oh, it has to close.
You're gonna have to make a trade for that nigga.
Guys, I don't know if we can decide right now, can't we?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, we can.
Can we come up with something?
Uh, for the book. No caveat.
Oh, wow. He's a busy bee.
What?
I could probably try to free some shit up.
I could probably see what's not that important.
you got a couple desktops you can walk the
yeah come on Ray
I could probably make some shit shake
alright, I think I can have her
March is probably the next one
March is probably a good spot to do that
should I wait so we can see each other again
next month
that's amazing
like
cause all of us can get together
I thought about zombies again
oh wait that's not going to
oh no that's not how we do that
What the fuck maybe some of the summers of shit
Why not
You don't want to do it bro. No, I'm too busy. Gee like you're the foot. Oh
It's alright, man
It's okay, man. Maybe we'll just wait all the way till summer time all the way
Wait, no, don't do that bro.
We're in February, we're just going all the way to the fucking...
In April?
In April?
Oh.
In May?
What?
The only name of April is I have to be kind of on standby, except for once a month.
What about in May?
Hold on, you got me on standby all month?
No, it's because we have the guide for the trails.
Oh, tornado on.
I wish you'd climbed too, but I'll just move it out of the way.
I know Australia I'm going to really soon.
We got our first.
Just the most probably shit.
Oh, that's cool.
Yo, Chad, we got, oh, I am looking forward to that fucking,
whenever you go to fucking Amazonians games.
Yeah, that's gonna be right after.
That'll go crazy.
We will be watching.
That's scary for me.
We will be watching.
I saw this TikTok that was like,
why you will die in the Amazon.
Nah, we won't die, we won't die.
I was a little nervous.
Like at night, the predators come out
and then it's kind of scary.
Yeah, we're gonna crocodile and a condom,
don't worry about it.
Okay, the TikTok was kind of disturbing.
Don't send that to me. Okay. Yeah, don't send me that. It's scary. I don't want that one. He's gonna die
All right, I guess you know, I'm just gonna wait on y'all
Never y'all want to do something. Yeah
Soon I mean
Yeah, it's been like a year
She's dead as move home since then
Yeah, she's in touch with the entire homes and said the last time he's in my house
He threw a bag of flour everywhere and straight. Yeah, but we
Was good content though. Yeah
Worth worth worth worth and we'll do it again
For sure. No, not in here in your house if I went back in time and that oh well seems renting
Guys weren't we're not make we're not making the plan, but we will hang out again, right?
Of course, right? Yes
It's hard as I own a country.
It's, we're not going to cruise.
It's not even a country, it's a time.
Oh, time like May or April.
I think it's, I feel like May is a good,
I feel like May or June.
Yeah.
It's fine.
We'll be getting a summer.
The cruise is live.
I'll get a summer cruise.
I was like, I hate cruises.
How's your November's looking?
Yes, it's New November!
That's a far, far, far.
See you in November.
They said GG, 20th year.
Yeah, I'm booked up all the way to October, guys.
Oh, is he B?
Fuck, I don't know.
I mean, I'm booked up all the way.
Yeah, that's like the line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Scraps.
Put it in the lab once a year.
Now I'm here to save you.
All right, I'll pick the place and I got it because it's really hard internationally,
right?
So I got it.
Care to Kansas!
I got tomatoes.
Emily, why are you making it?
You like Nebraska!
Yeah, I want to take care of Nebraska.
I'm not a dimwit.
It's an international
I never heard nobody call somebody a dimwit in so long
Kansas is the home of the Buffalo's, Wheat's, uh, Kansas State Wildcats,
Aimee High's birthplace, Emory's birthplace, and Clint Boyer's birthplace.
place that's a lot of this clean border who's that no idea what bull player is
not here NASCAR driver but um nah what the fuck is that um nah but listen I
think there's a lot of in on in sunsets and skies and real just life moments for
the four of y'all every everywhere has some sense
It's Rolls-Places.
It's Sundance.
It's Sundance.
Colorado.
Colorado would be a better pick than Kansas.
Yeah, the paper.
The paper.
No, we're not doing that.
No, but for real, if I'm being serious, yeah, South Korea for sure.
Or Switzerland or region countries, but anyone who says Japan, retard.
National retard.
You're a retard?
I'm a retard.
What?
We're retarded.
We're retarded.
We're all retarded.
We've seen Japan ever.
They've been to Japan, right? They just want to go back? That's crazy.
You've never been to Japan?
Wait, you've never been?
No.
Oh my god, you'd love it.
Yeah, I think I would.
Go to YouTube, your rage goes to Japan. Watch a body. You'll be there.
You don't understand?
I don't have to sing.
No, no, no. Since it's that, we can go to Japan, and he can't go, because obviously, you know what I mean?
It's like...
So, let's go.
That works.
Let's not go ahead.
Oh
Alright mate, fuck her face. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Yeah, I think South Korea is probably going to win.
I'll be down. I'll be having fun. I'll be having fun. Interesting. South Korea will be fun.
Yo Chad, what's that movie with the train? Train to Busan. We've got a Busan, we've got a Seoul fact.
Yes, okay, we'll Busan and we'll end in Seoul.
Yeah, well, we should probably spend most of our time in Seoul, but...
Why do you think we should spend most of our time in Seoul?
There are things to do, there are many things you can do.
It's a lot of good content.
We used to do numbers.
We're going to that border, nigga.
We're going to step on a fucking landmine, nigga.
We're going to step on a fucking landmine.
That's a great stream.
Woohoo!
It's a mild sweeper.
We filmed North Korea from a glass of water.
That's a baby stream.
We're going to that border.
I'll be at a business with a better detective.
How about that one night?
The one night K-drama with a bitch
gets on a fucking paraglider
and she accidentally paraglides to North Korea
like a bozo, or a dimwit, as you would say.
We should test to see if that's possible.
What movie is that?
There's a K-drama and then she met a North Korean nigga
There was a soldier in North Korea and he fell in love, bro!
And he edged me for a whole season!
You know what? That's the movies, bro. We would be tortured. I would be tortured.
Dude, I could sneak a class, personally. I could probably sneak.
No, you don't know. Why are you gonna go back?
Guys, I've watched so many YouTube documentaries. I've watched so many YouTube documentaries about sneaking across that border.
A weird amount. I could do it. There's like a... there's like a...
You want to sign a leave?
She does not have ninja, man. She does not have ninja.
Wait, wait.
She walk like Squidward nigga
You know, you know, you play Kai, you see like a bright light, just a reflection.
They're aiming back at us!
Oh, so let me do a set of Korea.
You actually drew a set of Korea in May.
Let's go, okay, so let's go.
Boot, train, uh, Busan.
And then to Seoul to North Korea.
Great.
Really, that's like a lot.
A lot.
From Seoul to Korea.
But no matter what though.
No matter what though.
We should, we should, we should really.
Like Seoul means for the most of our time in Seoul.
No.
I'm thinking about, because it's, it's the biggest thing by far.
My thing is, is it, if it's going to be chaotic, we're going to be on the train.
We're going to be doing these things.
I'm gonna do my headphones. I'm gonna be listening to Calani. I'm gonna be listening to Calani. So that's it
That's it. We don't need to stress out all the ah for me. Don't need to panic. It's not gonna be that chaotic, bro
I'm gonna do Island
Are we just gonna go along because it's a take for us to get there
We say so maybe then boom it should take about you know three months
That's a long time. Yes super long time. Oh, that's gonna be a chaotic trip, isn't it?
All right, look, I've got shae butter lotion.
You guys got shae butter lotion?
You guys got any shae butter lotion?
Yeah, I've got shae butter.
I've got some.
You've got some?
I've got some, of course.
Yeah, I've got some, too.
I've got some lotion.
Are we locking that in?
Are we locking that in?
Well, I'm a little nervous, because they're saying
South Korea is really hard to film.
Look, I think you're going to find out.
I don't want to get rid of all the problems.
What people do is we'll just do our research.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we don't have to bring big cans.
We'll figure it out.
If Fanfan went there and streamed, I feel like we just asked her for advice on what all they was allowed to and not allowed to do.
That was great pulls out of you.
I'm not gonna let him talk to you.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
I don't understand that one.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
I don't understand that one.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
I don't understand that one.
He's a fucking out of Shea Butter.
Nah, I don't need to tell him.
Oh, he used to.
Oh, he used to.
Oh, he used to.
I'm gonna show it to Shae Butter Flavor though.
He used to.
Tell him I got a Shae Butter Flavor though.
I found a cocoa vanilla one at Target.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just go to Target, we get the cocoa vanilla one.
Yeah.
And then soon.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
What?
No, nothing, man.
Nothing.
It's okay.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
No, cause, uh, I'm only saying...
Wait, wait, we actually have the research...
Thank you for the buy!
Oh, yo, you wanna go to North Korea so bad?
I could cross that border, I could do it!
Wait, why do you watch that shit?
I've watched maybe like 17 videos across the board, I'm so serious.
They might not let me in.
Are there foreign videos?
There are some foreign videos in there, you know, bald.
They red flag her, cause she's watched so many videos.
Not South Korean, I don't do that.
I mean, do they check your YouTube history?
They don't I'll be surprised because China did it
What's the most strict country like that's like yo, is it no Korea?
Yeah, it might be yeah
Oh, like in all the hope that no Korea's like that make this of course
What if we went to North Korea and it was like amazing
I was like, what if they're like, show!
They don't get a lot of off.
They're all in the street.
They're waiting for you all the way.
They got a North Korean office that goes crazy.
I don't think so, man.
They risked jail time doing that.
That might be true.
I
Mean the cage on my watch they would
Last week's episode is real
Yeah, yeah, Kara's awesome. Orlando was great
That would be the worst possible
What is his name?
Yeah, that's his name.
Like, like, like, I'm not like gang.
Everybody, oh!
We were gang-cooked, like, we're done.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That would be the world's worst idea, gang.
Why, you're such a sharpest pencil out there.
Oh, my God.
You don't say that anymore.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
And you're not recommending no more spots, Gango.
You're retired, bro.
Wait.
Wait what?
You said, he's your mom?
What did she live at?
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Why would he say that, though?
Did you say that?
No, I said, he's my mom.
Sweet
Elvig yeah Elvig sir. Yes. Oh, it's not a vape. It's not a vape. No vape. Yeah, that's not a noce. That's a gas, dude. That's a galsy gas, that's a galsy gas, yeah.
It's good for food shit like that, yeah.
That's what they be doing.
What shit like that?
Y'all ready?
Nothing out there.
All y'all gotta do is play cornhole and shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I was in Kansas, nigga.
Ah, come on.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck?
I thought I was over.
I thought I was over.
Nah, if he dead, I'd be impressed.
You know what was crazy?
You didn't move a bus.
He was gonna save me, you did that shit.
Me?
Fuck yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I was gonna watch.
No, what?
I was going to watch for sure, yeah.
You've been manning him a lot this weekend, I saw.
You haven't.
You've been getting picked up by everybody.
It was three niggas that had to move me from that spot.
Let's do the fucking thing.
Caleb's also picked you up in the beginning of the picture.
I gave you a piggyback ride earlier.
What?
What?
He's serious.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, gang?
And he fell a lot, too, and I don't think.
I'm ready for bed.
I'm tired.
I'm gonna like to sleep soon.
Yeah, what time are we doing that?
Oh, no, but I need six up in the bed.
Four?
What? Are you late?
No, yeah, we're going on like two or one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Am I chipping or y'all gonna be drinking?
Yeah, we're day drinking.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I just I'm so excited
I love daydreaming
They got all the countries in shit, remember?
It's gonna be great!
They got the Disney stuff, they got the Disney stuff, it's gonna be awesome
They're gonna have like rides too
Raid if you want to do rides
Oh they got rides there?
Oh that's great, so I get to be drunk and sit down
Drunk ride in the hot air
Nah, I think it's not gonna be that hot tomorrow
I can send you.
You can fucking send me to a roller coaster.
W. Stream.
Yes, my agents.
I ain't gonna miss you.
Come here.
It was lovely.
My love.
I fucking love her here.
I fucking love her here.
Yeah, I won't be dancing though.
Yo, what day will it get up, Jack?
We're gonna get him to do a little highly unlikely, bro.
What day are we gonna get him to do a little highly unlikely?
Listen, you know, hey, you gonna be his wife
at his fucking wedding, gang.
Yes! Yes!
You're a fucking dead.
Get the fuck up.
Oh.
Jack?
Jack?
Bye, guys.
It's been a fun and long seven day week.
Just come to an end.
Yeah, wait seven days.
So W7 days.
Yeah!
Come to an end.
It's been a long week.
Agent is a very busy man.
It's not me, obviously as we can describe here.
Very busy man.
So I'm good to go.
He will be leaving us tomorrow because he's so busy but I'm excited to do it as soon
as possible.
Except as soon as he may be next month.
March.
Yeah, May.
So we'll be seeing you all four of us at the same time soon.
And you before that, we might do a zombie shit before that.
Wow, how exciting.
You said maybe.
Maybe before May, you'll do it.
She's scared, so I don't want to pressure her.
You know what I'm saying?
But it'll be fun.
Cares out of her head, chef.
Bye, chef.
You'll see Arrow tomorrow, but not Care.
Wait, you'll see.
Oh, car, car.
Car tomorrow.
Oh, car.
My fucking nose take a shit