you
Listen, we're gonna be efficient today, we're gonna have fun today, you know what I'm saying?
I'm feeling hella vibey today.
Who the fuck is this?
Listen, I'm feeling hella vibey today, I'm feeling like in a good mood, calm, I'm feeling
some light you feel me
why did he say Zaza Greg and hella food what the foot does that mean hella
what what do you say I'm not hot I'm gonna get how before stream bro come on
What the hell I'm doing, bro?
And weated for the birds.
I'm not fated, gang.
I'm not fated.
Zaza, Greg, and Cap.
Bro, that's hot in here, don't you, Jack?
It's hot in here for y'all, Jack.
Y'all hot?
10 more if you hot.
Bro, how y'all doin', though, bruh?
Stop being assholes.
Y'all stop being assholes.
How y'all doin', bro?
Y'all chillin'?
How's your day today, what y'all eat, what did you learn at school today?
Y'all do y'all homework, how was work?
Did you break it fast yet?
What's going on, bro?
I miss you, Gaine, I miss you, Mo.
I miss you, Mo, Habibi.
You a loser. Yo, what's up with you?
What are I doing, niggas?
What I do to eat niggas, why do niggas hurt my feelings like this?
W clone.
You look good, Josh, yo, Gio, stop it, stop playing with me, stop playing with me.
Did you fat today, gang?
No, I ain't fat today, fuck nigga.
W shaped chipper.
Bottom line is you call me shape trippin' it's been six years.
You do look high, I'm not high bro, I'm hella,
I'm just hella mellow.
I'm just hella chill today.
It can't be a good day.
Now tell me what y'all ate for that 10,
what y'all ate, I'ma see y'all dying.
That's what makes green, that's what's part of it.
Dave, I knew something was different.
I'm a 70's man, what's that mean?
Tacos Chipotle ass
Wee you ate weed
You ate weed
You look lighter skin
No, no fuck I don't
I just have some salmon salmon and what?
Chicken and fries chicken Alfredo
The bad bitch made you that huh?
One thing about bad bitch they love a chicken Alfredo
Very bad bitch know how to make a chicken Alfredo
That's love one start a new for bad bitches chicken off rail
Do you know saying right business state? Okay? I like that. I like that. I like that
You acting different to run off. How about it?
Don't play with me. I'm adding
I'm acting the same
I
Y'all just be saying shit
Kylie
With the ten get this
Thank You Kylie with the ten get this
Yo, why do you check crazy you act like a bot yo you're a one month sub game
You got no right fucking come you know fucking bottom ass nigga. Yeah, 57 chances in a nigga
Watch your fucking mouth man unlock that tier where you can talk crazy
You cracked before this I
Cracked what
Well, I'm gonna see what's going on in the committee right now because I've seen a lady dog
They for the fire
What's going on lady dog? They put a fire get it lady dog.
You cracked chas.
I cracked chas.
Let's see what they come on to do.
What the hell?
You're watching.
Y'all can hear me.
What's going on?
Y'all want to hear that Mr. Beast shit or something?
Y'all want to hear that Mr. Beast?
Commissure.
If we're to 25, get this.
What the fuck is this?
And why does it say VIVEX?
What is wrong with you niggas?
I hate this thing. What do I do to niggas?
He shaved his beard. This nigga barber, bro
bro this is a edited fucking picture gang i just got around scouts i'm editing my fucking
screenshots hoe ass nigga this shit is sharp nigga stop editing my shit hoe ass bitch the
traffic ain't questioning i don't fucking smoke i don't smoke like that and when i do it
socially there was traffic gang my barber point was at 5 p.m. I got there
like 5 15 that shit till I a minute and it's driving back was in time
you feel me yeah that nigga was stuck in traffic for three hours this nigga
needs to stop shaving he's so chops I beg to differ again I think I'm the
the finest of shits.
And so do the finest of shits.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You did what I said?
I'd make you different, brother.
No cap.
What is wrong, y'all?
What is this?
Why are you doing this?
Shaved with his hair out look at this chud
Stop it. How about stop asking dumb ass quit. What is wrong with you?
This is the first thing I see when I open Twitter, bro, I had to use it as to go live to a game
Because what the fuck is that?
It's the first thing I see
Who made this shit who did I steal this off of which one of you bitch ass niggas made this it's time for bed rage
Why y'all edit why y'all putting me in these costumes your rage make sure you start streaming at 6 p.m.
Today rage in the bathroom at 6 10 p.m.
They took you out that's good mood real quick.
Yo Ben is gone for goatee.
It be my own niggas?
Like the old niggas that is known in the community?
That's a mod.
I would take note of everyone standing
in your name right now.
I for one thing deserve to boot up at whatever time
you want to be honest, if you not even feeling
like shit right today, you should take.
I like niggas like this.
This is a real nigga right here
He knows I'll be going through shit.
There's a lot of shit going on in life.
Sometimes I'm not allowed to do shit.
Sometimes life gets in the way.
Yo, three year ball.
You my guy.
I fucked with you, gang.
You'll realize, nigga, right there.
I fucked with that nigga right there.
That's a real nigga right there.
Don't count.
Early strain, tomorrow chat.
for no reason when he sees the mirror.
I think we're all these edits is y'all think it's taking time out of your day to make these
You're not even funny.
Maybe it's just her ass.
That y'all have been taking time out of your date
and wasting VRAM on y'all computers
to make these trash ass edits, bruh.
Ewa?
You look like one of the bad ones today.
What do you mean what are the bad ones?
What bad what?
Ewa?
Are we actually getting conspiracy reactions today or you finna edge us again?
Honestly, why did you guys believe me? I had full intention. We can't be efficient today
I was in traffic nigga. Fuck you fuck your late boots and fuck your stupid ass. I generated responses
Next time you are this late in calling ice on you and that chopped as fro you got you circle hairline boofen
What the fuck is this?
Chow, would you fuck fine shit in an outfit like these though?
That's not even the sexy nurse fits. There's some sexy ones that I might have some experience
You know, not inside one of these but fine shit. You know what I'm saying in my past life
Feel me
Yeah, I think I'm switching to Apple Music.
Gat's mix.
Standing on business mix.
There what?
Rage, rage, rage, give me your attention bring back Broderick Mercy Kayem Superboard please.
Come on, let's see y'all.
Then for the five get this, brother.
I'm a video, not a clip.
I post, nothing.
I want to test internet.
I want to see how bad it is, or how it is.
It's a really cool thing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, was it hard to see that?
Yeah, let me tell y'all, I want seven days.
Let me tell y'all, I want seven days.
I fooled the internet, complete.
Bro, stop bringing this up.
This is a fake article, by the way.
This is a fake fucking,
this is a fake post on Facebook.
This is a fake Facebook post. It was fake. It was not real. I don't know why this person made this shit.
This is fake and old. This is fake and gay.
This is some old shit, bro. I don't know why they made this shit, gang.
This made no fucking sense.
There were?
Hell chat today's lesson is translating your arge phrases.
Example, gonna spark early and be efficient.
Actually means I'm gonna spark late as fuck and all glory to Israel.
No!
That's not what it fucking means!
This nigga slowly keep morphing into west side gun. What the fuck is that?
Would you rather risk your life or sparkle stream on time instead of taking mirror flakes
So y'all need this committee's ass like I'm gonna suck
Who the fuck is that?
Who is that?
Yeah, why'd you bully him more?
They're not bullying me.
What the fuck is this?
What is this nasty ass picture?
Why are you editing me?
We can play this game all- What are y'all doing?
Why?
What are-
There what?
You should kill her, Boppa.
And I already know mods.
What the f-?
That drag brunch dead change him?
Where is my streamer?
What the fuck are y'all doing?
I can't even take a straight pic.
I'm not trying to be s- I'm not trying to be straight.
I already know y'all deleted shit I already know y'all deleted shit
Let's see how bad a guy you look like a dick. I think Shawn the black is bottom ten black people wait what?
Who the fuck is that?
Wait what?
The community is mean to me so you can spark up whenever you want Fandom kept me entertained waiting on you
If Rage 1 he should do a mini giveaway for the subs and mods but the rest of the money
should be like MrBeast type games for fans and winner earn some money if you're Rage
Oh my god.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
Alright, Chad.
We'll get out of the fucking column, bro.
Y'all need to piss...
Yo, what's the point it is? What are you doing, bitch?
Yo, I'm out of here. I'm out of fucking calm, bro. Fuck out my face.
Let's celebrate International Woman's Day together.
Yo Twitch, I don't want to get chat, I don't want to hear no more o's or chills if I make
any woman cooking jokes I don't want to hear shit game twitch fully support that
shit you do what I'm saying next time until sin again the fucking kitchen and
make some fucking food or some shit I don't want to hear niggas complain game
culture the women themselves voted for this BTW but now they attacking each
each other. What? We finding that shit, whatever it takes? Finding what? Oda has written the
secret behind the one piece treasure on a piece of paper sunk to the bottom of the ocean.
the series ends but what is the one piece that answer has been determined since the
very beginning the secret never written down kept in the mind of creator
age of all come a seal with another tank at long last well it has been in
MGM what's up bro why make it seem fair what what what happened y'all
I think this is already on my dick earlier today.
What?
Cog?
I can't do nothing.
Tell Cog, okay.
I'm gonna send him a voice memo for y'all.
I'm gonna send him a voice memo.
What do you want me to say to the voice memo?
The fucking y'all holding me hostage.
Uh, Kai, uh, the mafia niggas that are in my chat,
my chat and they've been holding me for long since the beginning of the day.
I'm live right now and they're forcing me to tell you to come back or stream or talk
to them or something.
I don't know.
They're scaring me.
It feels like I don't know where they came from.
They're typing it and I try to add like, I don't even know where they are, they
wouldn't stop typing the MGM email.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, reply.
Thanks.
Yeah, reply with your base.
Okay, I sent it.
I sent it.
It's sent.
As you can see, it's sent.
Sent.
Eh, what?
Sent.
Ask him what he was doing in the red room.
Sent.
That's not what he was doing in the red room. What the fuck is a red room?
Sent.
Eh, what?
You kinda look like you're Raj just more chopped and fat.
Eh, what?
Listen go and fight your muscet programming and learn about the Epstein files.
Fight my m- what?
Niggle what?
Described on paper.
Yo Rage, unrelated but did you talk to speed at the Mr Beast and have a genuine conversation
with him?
Let's put all that beef shit to rest.
Is there really problems?
Why did that beef was speed gang?
What are you talking about?
Why did you gatekeep the chrome and not reply to his text about it?
No, cause we talking about it, cause we called gang, we called, we talked about
it cause I sent him a picture of some pimp like yo how much should I sell these for
a game and I'm selling them without giving them the update speed game hates us it's okay
they probably seen people will probably clip some I don't know what they probably clip
but they probably clip some bullshit we don't hate speed bro yo if only they knew how
much y'all call me D1 whenever I talk about the nigga game Jesus Christ
But what is this? Is my shit lagging or is this as big as our work?
I
Okay, I was feeling there was no answer to the one piece
If the show got hella good, if they got it into the DVDs like, wait damn, I have to
create an answer for this shit.
And like, no answer was asking for feeling enough, so they're just leading it on, they're
just dragging that shit, bro.
Speed fans are the most annoying fans.
Love him, though.
Speed just got the biggest fanbase in the world, so it's gonna feel like that.
until the whole story is finished.
The truth will rest far beyond anyone's reach.
Mr. Beast died at this three-game deeper game, even though Mr. Beast has chili as in
I don't think it has like a cult, but...
At the bottom of the ocean.
Bottom.
GANG! Wait, wait, wait, hold on!
So this nigga said, once the series end, the truth will be revealed.
So we have to wait for the series to end versus not a truth?
What the fuck
But what if it's a moveside shit, what if it's like exposing everything game, what if the whole time?
Oh my god, what if it's deep? What is what if it's a deep shit? We're thinking it's just some one people
What if it's a what if it's a bigger than life shit like?
You'll just see this conversation shit be wrong in my brain chat like fuck her
your rage the nicest guy ever bro bro beast fucks with rage heavy brah like
I don't think rage knows this because he was telling us while he wasn't there
but beast was like your rage is funny rage is funny bro he keeps cracking
these jokes w w rage w extra your rage the nicest guy ever nice
Chassis, look I'm the nicest guy ever game
I'm the nicest guy ever Game
Bro, Bro, Beast Fox with Rach, Happy Bro
What's the Beast Fox with the kid?
Like shit, I mean like shit, who would have thought?
Yo, Yo Jimmy, did you know what I'm saying?
I was the only thing in there calling my dog Jimmy
Everybody was saying Mr. Beast
I'm like, Yo Jimmy, come here real quick game
You did you know what I'm saying?
I'm some real nigga shit
Like I don't think Rach knows this because he was telling us while he wasn't there but Beast was like yo, Rach is funny
Rach is funny, bro. He keeps cracking these jokes
W W Rach W
Extra and only person was cool as fuck too, bro
Yo, there's a situation. I
Can't wait to the video drive, bro. I can't wait, bro. I can't know those
I can't see even say I can't spoil bro. Oh, I don't even I don't even know if they have that they added that
Oh, no, you know, only was it only is a good dude like that's a good guy. That's a good guy like a good
So like a good person
Why do you what is your Mount Rush won't for fix favorite fictional characters? Oh?
Oh
Oh, I don't know
Yeah, Jimmy
Yeah, Jimmy you like that shit do you want me to get the balls to God damn mine ago
I hope you won cuz you spit shining his shit
Bro, you're fucking y'all niggas y'all niggas being weirdos
Um, let's let's chat. It should be one kid from a video game
one character from an anime
One character from like a show or a movie or something like that. No one like superhero
So I'd be like
Damn, what's my favorite anime character my favorite anime kid either like teen gohan
sasuke
I'm gonna go teen gohan
Hulk?
Damn.
Teen Gohan.
Damn, cah.
Teen Gohan is nasty work? What the fuck?
Oh, what about a Vio game character?
I don't know. This is too hard, bro. I can't do this shit.
I can't do this too hard. This is too hard. This is too hard.
Yo Rage if you're gonna watch Spider-Man brand new day, you got to watch the Netflix series like Daredevil and Punisher.
They top superhero shows.
Bro is Daredevil gonna be as lit as he is in Marvel Rivals game though? Cause I think it's cunt, I think I got nothing.
Like if he's not gonna be that lit game like, you feel me?
And he looks like, yes? Yo fuck outta here, no he's not bro.
Marvel Rivals is making me like Daredevil, I never cared for Daredevil.
Now I hope that he's hard. I've never really paid attention to his comics or nothing. Marvel
Robbins made me want to go back and read the comics. He more late in the show? CAAAAP!
Kip, bro! He don't have flaming nunchucks and shit! Fuck outta here! Fuck you!
He is...
Let the demon out!
What does he say, devil?
Let the devil out!
That nigga lit nigga.
That nigga conked nigga.
Vegeta, Bellamy from the 100.
I'm Kennedy or we're Samus get pool this comp my rush malls the 100 bro
That was actually an accurate role play it was you saw what I did look I
Did I did the the latch?
the throat
And the counter
Do you know that he come right? No, come
Well, this is a funny shit ever seen
Oh
I'm
Oh my god be crying, bro
Well, that's happened beta there was
What's wrong with your taper your barber not seeing the pearly gates lower that shit
What's wrong with the beta I mean why you're tapping beta let me open
bro gang I got this too and I don't see it
beta is Indian refresh emotes how you do that I don't see it on Chattarino
either yo why are you niggas why I saw Chattarino
Yo, why are you niggas? Why are you so chanarino?
Why are you niggas?
When are we getting bleach on the Patreon?
I'm feeling for some nice of the Seven Kingdoms game.
Eh, what?
Every month I sub to you, I regret it soon after.
You'll be pissing me off.
How do I refund my shit?
That's- Yo, why are-
Your niggas are so sassy.
Why'd you might be the sassiest-
Oh my god, y'all- you're the sassiest fanbase.
Y'all might be the sassy some sassies
They just had dead like no no for no reason slasher for oh two and just like did just did
lowercase did
Tom Bond
Yeah, I'm I ain't go live. Oh my god. Wait, why you make him look the swag is bro
He would throw stop. Don't let me get this awkward nigga, bro. I'm a water. I'm loaded to my water bro
Make him sasuke make him sasuke
Make him Sasuke!
Look at this shoring gun!
Bro, make him Sasuke!
A little to the grass.
This action will have consequences.
Meet your Max and Chloe in the Upcoming Life and Strange series on...
Wait, what?
What?
They making a show different room?
Emily is not the spy
Wait, do you think that's gonna hit chat? I'm not a
Do you think that's gonna hit the show?
Spy that's what a spy would say
Okay, no, okay guys
We cannot go with this narrative because people at the out there actually think my parents are spies like
Like they actually think that my parents were sent here from the Chinese government to be a Chinese spy
They're just my parents. They're not spies. So we cannot ruin this narrative that I'm a spy
How do you know they're not spies?
Do you think spies to their kids are their spies?
There was in months of him I only subbed for Pokemon and you still haven't played legends
So
Zah your chair
Legends are
Yo, why I got case on in a fucking war on Twitter game because people actually think that
And then apparently there's like tiktok calm and say I think she's the spot. How about me wait people actually?
What is happening?
That's what a spot. I would say bro. I believe it's
What is the stream true when my dad be on stream if he was a spy come on is he that stupid now
And my mom she just uh, she's just a silly goose
Thank you Madahai for the eight months
I feel like spies wouldn't like like like try to have a meeting with Emily and then they'll get pissed off and just leave
the fuck
High guard has announced that the game was shut down permanently on March 12
Damn
What happened the game was it was lit
Again that game was that game was calm. Why did why did I end? Wait, were we our last hope? Were we their last hope?
Were we their
Did they
Come on, let me call it that.
Wait, car reply!
We got a car reply!
We got a car reply, mafia.
My feet can't say I love you, I don't love y'all.
Okay!
Hold on, let me screen shot it.
Wait.
Y'all can't say I don't love y'all, niggas.
I'll look out.
Be patient, young ones, focus.
Soon, soon, soon.
With the O's and shit, whatever the fuck you bitch ass makes me be typing.
Okay, chat.
see look listen we get we get it we get it efficient we get it efficient
yeah what bro niggas that call you a spy are dumb as fuck y'all for real think
the government would hire a nigger from brood whose GPA was a 2.2 a nigger
who has a barrel chin a nigger whose hairline looks like shit a weed addict
junkie come on use your brains yeah what yo gang why you never played
King of meat ever again? You gave that game great reviews when you first played it, remember?
I played it off stream with Duke. I played it off stream with Duke. We were going crazy.
We weren't crazy. We was going to hella, hella farms, Elos with the, with the meats.
We was beating time for hours and shit. She was calm. I was playing off stream chatting
Okay, it's a great game.
It was a great game for whatever it was.
It was a great game.
Do you want to watch the CIA officer
who exposed America's torture program,
the program, or does the CIA make people disappear?
CIA spy reveals.
You see this was this
All right guys, we've got yet another heavy hitter desk and first-time desk on the show Professor Zhang
He is second one the star of the popular YouTube channel predict
Oh this nigga this nigga hella smart
He'll be predict this shit
You us will look at one GG you still work at little Caesars
This nigga him as niggas the fucking goat
This niggas him chat Emily's dead, okay your fucking time
That swag would not tell him to spark up her stream. I don't want to watch you right now
Yo, fuck yo fuck y'all
You got time for both jit
You almost not want yo, jeal I want nice in the seven kingdoms big game. You understand
You understand what I'm saying, that's what I really want
No cap
Like I need that I need that I need that
Hey, that's a good
But I need that no cap
What's wrong right now?
Speed back to then this shit
The boat okay, which one do you need more if we had to prioritize one?
Cuz we could have been episode three yet, huh?
Does the CIA make people disappear who the fuck is egg egg egg on
egg
Sir Duncan's looking for you, he's in the chat! Sir Duncan's in the chat!
Does the CIA make people disappear?
I have a lot, I did, thought the CIA was some bullshit.
I got to upon my own, there's gotta be some shit, people use the scaring eggs, but apparently not, this shit will be on some dead ass shit.
Does the CIA listen through our phones and laptop cameras?
Yes, I hate to say it, they can't-
I
Well, can you not be fried for patreon tonight that show deserves your fall sober attention
I wasn't
What and I be understanding what a trying the rush us yo I predict everything that's happening in nice and
I told Midas like, yeah, I knew egg was the song so he was like, what?
Well, that's good pretty good. She was obvious man. This was what then you see the fucking, you know what I'm saying is walking through
enter the fucking city. You saw his reaction. You know, he was like, you know what I'm saying.
Going to Florida for spring break is Broward County a safe place. I heard it's very soft and lovely
lovely what and take over your smart television and turn the speaker into a
microphone so that they can listen to what's being said in the room even when
the TV is turned off okay so yeah I want to I want to be a hunter with y'all
right now y'all need to worry about this nobody gives a fuck about your life
You're not that important game to see I ain't spying on your wedding probably spying on some real fucking demons nigga
That's your bum ass
Wasting tech on your bum as you don't do nothing. Goon
Goon and smoke Zaza. You don't do shit with your life
I'm John Kiriakou. I'm a former broke. You don't own a smart TV. You broke it as many you got nothing worry about
Our CIA counterterrorism officer and former senior investigator for the US Senate Committee on Foreign Relations
and I'm here today to answer questions from the Honesty Box.
Honesty Box. The first one. What would you ask him, Chad?
What would you ask an XCIA operative?
Nigga, you don't even own your own knees.
Kiki, do you technically own your own needs?
Because other niggas use them all day for you to suck their cock.
Niggas use it when they suck fucking cock all day.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry.
This international woman's, this international woman won't fault me.
This international woman, you didn't deserve that.
You didn't deserve that.
It's
Are you serious?
I'm sorry. I'm taking back. I'm taking back. I apologize
He gave my sins I apologize
Bad family don't you get I apologize. I apologize. I mean that I saw I saw ready a little bit
Will you forgive me?
She forgives me thank you
is what do the CIA actually do?
They're...
Yeah, I've been thinking that this is bored.
Like, I used to be like, yo, these things are bored,
what do these things do every day?
Are several answers to that question.
What the CIA is supposed to do,
what it is legally tasked with doing
is very simply to recruit spies,
to steal secrets,
and then to analyze those secrets,
to give the president and other senior policy makers
the best information with which they can make policy.
But now in real life, it's not that simple.
The CIA does whatever the president tells it to do.
That could be to overthrow foreign governments.
It could be to implement covert action programs, to influence the foreign media, to even kill
people.
Yo, that's tough.
I need a YRG CIA.
If I don't have one already.
Yo, group chat, change your name to CIA.
YRG CIA, y'all know what I'm talking about.
Y'all know who I'm talking about.
Who trying to get recruited?
We need some new members.
We need some new members, gang.
We got a few already. We got we got that we got the iPhone group chat. We got the Twitter group chat
But y'all y'all got to keep shit like y'all day the niggas that know
Like before doomsday happened they knew what's happening before the internet like it's one of them things game
They knew what was about to happen and they prepared before the bad
They got the in-cell they was embracing for impact. You didn't understand. They see they see the towers gay
They're like, all right, buddy, today's the day.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just warning you, you feel me?
Before that down 11 day hit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just depends on who the president is
and what policy he wants to implement.
See, these are, you know, on time off.
What skills make a good agent?
You might be surprised by the answer, actually.
The CIA, when it recruits spies,
when it recruits operations officers,
doesn't necessarily look for the big buff guy who works out, you know, every day or six
days a week. They look for people who have sociopathic tendencies, not sociopaths. Sociopaths
are impossible to control because they have no conscience. They blow right through a polygraph
exam, but they won't take orders. People who have sociopathic tendencies do react
to a polygraph they do experience regret or remorse they will respond to
directives in here with some sociopathic tendencies but show yourselves
sounds like a streamer I know nigga what
I know some of y'all have some sociopathic to okay what are some
What are some sociopathic tendencies, though?
Sound like Marl...
What are some sociopathic tendencies?
You're God, not paying the mods, scamming viewers,
gaslighting,
lying about the time you're going live,
lack of empathy.
That's a good one.
Smelt him before a stream.
The zest you for that, Skip.
Shaving your bra, OK, gay.
Quarters, I'll give you an example.
When I first was recruited by the CIA,
I was asked in a group of new hires what we would do.
I'm pinned there.
Do if we got a cable from CIA headquarters
Ordering us to collect information on the Indonesian economy you recruit the Indonesian economic secretary
You make him your best friend you spend money on him
My wife's become friends you vacation together
But you learn that he is just not recruitable. So what do you do? Well one of my colleagues said you double down
Work the case another six months and hope for the best a second colleague said maybe you work it through your wives
Maybe your wife can convince his wife to give you the information. I raised my hand and I said you break into the Indonesian Embassy
And you steal it and the instructor said that's exactly what you do. That's a sociopathic tendency
Chat who is something that's not gonna force their way to get what they want in my chat right now
Let me see. Let me see your show hands. I'm just testing something. I just got to see something
I'm sorry.
of spy tech you ever got to use you know there's kind of a dirty little secret
about dirty liars spy I gotta go about this I gotta hear about 95% of it is
purchased from Amazon.com seriously because it is cheaper and it is quicker
just to go online and buy it and then use it operationally then it is to
The coolest piece of spy tech that I ever used was it was a leather briefcase.
I just went into the local marketplace in Pakistan and bought it.
I think it cost the equivalent of like $10 and over the course of three days, one of
our technical officers pulled the threads out of it, installed a wire all the way around
briefcase which could act as a listening device and then packed the area around the wire with
these little teeny tiny batteries that I had never seen before and then he sewed the whole
thing close again. So I walked into a meeting with my little briefcase. The bad guy took the
briefcase from me, opened it up, looked through it, it didn't have anything in it because it
It was all sewn into the lining and we sat there and had the meeting while my colleagues
half a mile away were able to listen to the entire thing.
It was very cool.
Does the CIA listen through our phones and laptop cameras?
Yes.
I hate to say it.
There was a dramatic leak in...
So the CIA wanted to hear your raging conversations.
They know which iPhone come on right now again.
They can just tap into my shit right now.
the second. No problem. Or would they have to have an interaction with me first? Colton
probably to type no about shit like this bro. Yo Coyon, make my shit spa proof. All my shit
I don't want no, I don't want no, you know what I'm saying?
2017, that the CIA came to call the Vault 7 disclosures.
Vault 7.
Gigabytes worth of documents leaked by a CIA technology engineer.
What he told us was that the CIA can intercept anything from anyone.
Number one.
Number two, they can remotely take control of your car.
The car through the car's embedded computer.
To do what?
To make you drive off a bridge?
You know, Kat, um, nah, I don't give a fuck.
My car ain't going to be driving.
So there's been probably some deaths that we just see so-and-so died in a car accident
and this car just fucking tweaked.
Kat.
Nah, fam.
No fam.
Into a tree to make you kill yourself and make it look like an accident.
They can.
So do you think it would be easier for them to do that to a Tesla or like a BMW?
Why did I just try to call it Jordan?
The same Tesla for show.
Because every car has like a little computer in it, technically.
And take over your smart television and turn the speaker into a microphone so that they can listen to what's being said in the room even when the TV is turned off.
God knows what else they can do that hasn't been leaked.
or hit men real. Yes. At the National Security Council, there is a committee that meets every
Tuesday morning at nine o'clock to draw something called the kills or this all public knowledge
already. He just put it on like list. They sit around the table and they make a list of all
the people that they want to kill that week. And then they take it back to the CIA, which has a
dedicated unit, I won't tell you the name, but it has a dedicated unit that takes receipt
of the list. They say, okay, number one, they drive to the airport, they get on the plane,
they go out to that country, they kill the person, they come back, and then they go
to number two on the list. That happens every single week. Now, we can have a conversation
about whether that's right or whether it's wrong. It's certainly immoral, it's illegal,
it's been tasked by the president. At the same time, which president you think got the
most hits on his head? I'm talking about like CIA hits like yo take this nigga out, yo take
this nigga out, take this nigga out, take this nigga out. I ain't talking about a drone
I'm talking about niggas coming through fucking sniped in the head, nigga.
Fuck it, sk, sk, sk, sk.
Ronald Reagan, Trump, JFK was going crazy, Bush, all of them to be honest.
Yo.
I'm, they will tell you.
There hasn't been no other way I can go live.
Has there?
Maybe it's because we're out there killing people.
What kind of people would be on that list?
Oh, the most dangerous terrorists in the world.
Or at least people that the CIA deems
to be the most dangerous terrorists in the world.
How does the CIA recruit spies in foreign countries?
Ah, that cuts right to the very heart
of what the CIA is.
Chat, do y'all think Kirk,
you think that was like, just a regular ass,
like that regular, you think it was just
a random assassination or you think it was something like,
yo, some deeper shit we don't know about.
Like some other niggas, some high niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
Think about that shot.
He's up. He's just a podcaster then they had influence game
And they got influence on like
certain demographic and shit I
Don't know they they were saying that
one bit
Drive audio of his wife like happiest foot. They may mad bread in one week after the nigga die again. I don't know
I don't know that was fate though. I don't know if that was a I was on Twitter. I see that shit
How does the CIA recruit spies in foreign countries?
That cuts right to the very heart of what the CIA is.
Okay, fine, bro. Your haircut looks cute.
Yo, Russell, where you at?
I miss you, bro.
I saw your cameo in Resident Evil 9.
You come.
You make it your way out here.
You make it your way. I respect that shit.
And I liked how you kept it peaking.
You ain't saying nothing. You just waited for the game to drop.
That shit fired, bro.
The CIA trains its officers in something called the asset acquisition cycle.
It has four steps, spot, assess, develop, recruit.
So let's say you're a brand new CIA officer overseas, you get out there and mingle and
go to diplomatic cocktail parties or go anywhere where there might be a viable target for you.
You spot the target, you go up, hi, how are you?
I'm the new officer at the American Embassy.
I'm covering political affairs or economic affairs or trade or whatever it is you're doing.
You exchange business cards.
That's spotting.
Assessing is I say, so what do you do for a living?
If you tell me that you do something that I'm operationally interested in, that's
my assessment of you.
Then I develop you.
That's actually the fun part.
That is us going to lunch and going to dinner and I spend money on you because I have literally
an unlimited budget to do so and maybe we go on vacation together and our wives or friends
and you mentioned offhandedly that you like to go fishing let's say so I charter a boat
for $4,000 and I take you deep sea fishing because you could never afford to do it
on your own.
You'll take this nigga cheese off of it, god damn you fuckin' want it done in slumbest
nigga.
I'm trying to get, uh, besides taking the cheese for her, I'm trying to get a, uh, a recruit,
not a recruiter, but like, you feel me?
Assessin' shit.
And then we become best friends.
And because we're best friends, I say to you, hey, would you do me a f-
Yo, who in my life is currently trying to actively be my friend, and overly trying
So you think I'm a person of interest for the CIA?
And because we're best friends, I say to you,
hey, would you do me a favor?
Yeah, I'm sorry to ask.
But you know, the Russians have this new tank,
and I know that you guys have access to the plans.
And I would really appreciate it
if you could just make me a copy of those plans.
I know that sounds kind of funny,
but it would help me a lot.
So hey, thanks.
I appreciate it.
give me the, I'll pick them up tonight. And then maybe I start giving you a little bit
of money. And then maybe I start giving you a little bit of money. And then finally, when
it comes to the recruitment, I say, I haven't been totally honest with you. I'm actually
a CIA officer undercover. Are you okay with that? You're a great guy and you're my best
friend and how about if I give you five thousand dollars a month and you just
answer my questions right that's five bands a month say you better come heavier
than that little fuck five bands a month I can sell ass if they find out bands a
month say a better hit me with that 20
fuck deal what do you mean deal
nominee that's what he said about 60k a year now cuz
five kid is suck bet no crap baby cool right and you undoubtedly will say
Yeah, yeah, hold on American, you know, that's different that's different currencies out there. Yes, and the rest is history
And a sociopath
What's up?
What's up? I got five bands of muscle some of you. What's up? Let's talk business
Let's talk business!
We got shit in your hand, okay?
We got niggas to take out!
Let's talk!
Let's talk, bro.
We'll talk later, though.
Too many niggas in here.
Too many niggas in here watching.
Too many niggas in here.
It's hot. It's hot. It's hot.
It's hot.
Do you have a question?
Do you ever fear for your life? Not now, but over the course of my career I did several
times and I'll give you one example. There were two active assassination attempts against
me. In one I just got lucky and unfortunately my next door neighbor was killed instead. He
was the British defense attache in Athens, Brigadier General Stephen Saunders. I think
about it every single day.
And that's some shit that you could fat check and look up.
You could probably see, yeah, this nigga was in his neighbor and he died.
What?
And Athens, Brigadier General Stephen Saunders.
Brigadier.
Joe Steele, Saunders, Death.
Joey Sosa with the 10 Gifted Zah.
Thank you.
Bridget Deere, Saunders, 53-year-old Bridget's defense was assassinated on June 8, 2000
He was shot while driving to work in a targeted attack.
Yo, what?
That's kind of his face.
Yo, that's crazy.
I think about it every single day.
In another, an enemy country sent one of its officers and a double agent to kill me, but we have a double agent to kill me.
but we had advance warning that it was going to happen and we were able to, well,
we were able to neutralize the thro-
We'll re- we'll reverse me, right?
We'll reverse you.
Go chat. Imagine you want to miss you.
Hello?
I
Somebody that opened my door it kind of walking in the walk now
What's that
Imagine you want to miss a you but you ready to take the talk it out you think it damn
It's like you don't know you don't know what's coming for you. Look you feel bad
He's like that's like a family go miss him. But fuck I gotta do it
Gotta do I'm gonna say and boom you get bled before the mission even starts and they got to jump all your way
That's type shadow to YGC IRL.
Right, as they say in the movies.
But there was another experience that I had that troubled me deeply.
I was serving in Pakistan at the time and I was staying in a small guest house because
it was safer than a big hotel.
Sure enough, the big hotel was blown up and 45 people were killed while I was living
there.
But I left my guest house at a different time like I did every day and took a different
route like I did every day to go to work and I noticed that a man on a motorcycle
wearing a red helmet was trying very hard to stay in my blind spot. I worked
12, 14 hours whatever it was that day and I left and it was dark and sure enough
there he was again. There's a definition of surveillance it's multiple
sightings at time and distance so I've seen in multiple times at different
times of the day and at different places. I'm definitely under surveillance. I got up at 5 o'clock
in the morning, got in the car, drove a block, there he was again. So when I got to the to the
office, I said to the security officer, I am under surveillance. I'm 100% sure that I'm under
surveillance. He said, well, let's wait until the mother fuckers ever like tweet. He thinks
who are overly aware of shit that coincidences make people tweak or do you think they even
factor in coincidences because they're so smart. I feel like you have to be intelligent to be in that
CIA. You feel me? Chief comes in. When the chief finally came in, I told him the story and he said,
well, you know what you have to do. I said, I know. I'm gonna kill him if I see him this
afternoon. I was worried about it all day and all my coworkers came up to me that day to slap me on
the back and say don't worry we're all gonna be out there we're gonna have a whole security team.
I said I know but I never killed anybody before and so worried that he's gonna kill me before I
get a clear shot at him. That afternoon I had a meeting at a safe house that we shared with
the local service and on my way out at the end of the meeting and I don't know why I did this
but I turned around and I said general are you following me and he said no why and I said because
I'm under surveillance and if I see this guy again I'm gonna kill him and I never saw him again
I learned later that several of their officers were sitting around and saying you know that
New American guy. He's such a nice guy.
Nobody's that nice.
I wonder if he's being nice just to try to make us drop our guard.
And they decided to put the worst surveillance officer in their entire intelligence service
on me.
And if I hadn't said something that afternoon, he would be in the ground today.
You would have killed him for being an ass that is fucking job, gang.
The UK and Europe's back.
No, he doesn't when we hear from journalists or political figures that Donald Trump doesn't like
the Europeans. He doesn't like NATO. He doesn't like the European Union. We should take the man
at his word. I don't think he does have Europe's back or even the UK's back. When he says America
first, he means America first. Whatever that means, he has an idea in his own mind.
But I don't think he cares one whit about Europe.
Which film or TV series portrays spy work the most accurately?
Great question.
I will tell you that at the CIA, we watch every single spy movie and spy series.
All of us do.
I'm proud to say that I have been the script advisor on The Born Ultimatum, on Kill the
messenger on true lies and on burn notice. We love this kind of thing. Most of them have
nothing whatsoever to do with the reality of the CIA except the cops. In terms of TV,
homeland, wow, they got it right. The only thing that they got wrong was if you go crazy,
they send you to the hospital until you're not crazy anymore. In movies, there was a
movie that came out in 2004 called The Recruit. The first half of the movie where the lead
character is going through training, 100% accurate except for one minor difference. They didn't
beat us in training. Everything else that he went through, we went through it in spades.
other movies stinkers and listen just as a general rule if somebody
is the secret season the stream world and shit all the movesides and shit all
the crazy shit that be going on you take a little bang chat how many box
office tickets we saw in first week how many first movie sound how much we
selling first week
like shit look crazy like all the crazy shit that be going on but so it's
8 p.m. hit boom you gotta get on streaming at like ease like nothing's
happening every time you still you see a stripper looking out checking their
phone some crazy shit going on they can't live I'm some gangsta shit but
We come how many how many boss office be doing?
Nobody cares about your streamers lives
You want to be a superhero so bad holy forehead
50 million bots
20 and a bag of chips I
Care about you raise. Thank you. And I was a grunt that said that. Thank you grunt. Thank you, bro
Shut the fuck up and watch the vidreactboy.
Calls the CIA the company.
Turn it off.
Is social media the biggest intelligence gathering tool
today?
It is absolutely one of them.
Hell yeah.
You know, I was always amazed when
I was at the CIA at how targets, legitimate intelligence
targets, would literally put their entire lives on LinkedIn
and Facebook.
Incredible.
You don't even have to do any research.
They lay it all out right there on the screen for you.
So the answer is yes.
If you value your privacy, if you don't want to pop up
on the radar, you have to stay away from social media.
What was 9-Eleven's impact on the world?
Wait, am I too low?
I was in the CIA's headquarters
on the morning of 9-Eleven.
I'm too low.
We knew we were at war.
And one of the first thoughts that I had that morning
was does Osama bin Laden have any idea what he's done? Does he have any idea how many people
are going to die? We all knew what the American response was going to be. It was going to be
merciless. The question is, what was 9-Eleven's impact on the world? It was dramatic and lasting.
We're almost 24 years after the 9-Eleven attacks and we still can't go through airports
with her shoes on untold.
Okay, so, how does all this fat room of this shit
that y'all be telling me,
and that we be watching shit on with the moussides and shit?
Cause I feel like y'all would tell me they didn't do 9-11,
but he, you know what I'm saying, fake agent.
It was Israel.
Now, according to this nigga, this nigga's in CIA.
And he's exposing shit how can he not expose a nose?
He cat
Yeah, what if he's the spy what if he's the one sent out here to make it look like oh my god
He's so cool a whole time
What if he's?
millions of dollars have been spent on counterterrorism and defense and that is probably never going
to change why are there so many wars in 2025 well do you want my real answer do you want
my diplomatic answer my real answer is the US has a defense budget that is bigger than
in the next eight largest countries combined.
After 9-11, the US entered into something like
a permanent wartime economy,
where if we didn't have a war to fight and to finance,
we would actually go into recession.
Now, we see ourselves as the world's peacekeepers.
In many cases, we're not.
We tend to be places where we're not wanted or welcome
and we end up forgetting to leave.
There's an old joke inside the CIA about Iran.
Like, why would Iran put its country right
in the middle of all of our military bases?
There you have it.
Why are there so many wars?
It's because the US has an activist foreign policy.
And sometimes we make friends on the wrong side of issues.
Can the CIA make someone disappear without a trace?
You bet they can.
Not me!
Too many eyes on me, nigga.
Why'd you hold it down too much, nigga?
They gonna see.
First, you're gonna have to take out Creed
and all the dolls.
You're gonna have to take out my surveillance system.
And after you got my surveillance system,
you're gonna have to take out YG surveillance
and there's hundreds of thousands of millions
of these niggas again.
You can't take out me without a trace, nigga.
Fuck.
And why'd you create it and let it happen, little fuck?
I'm Trace, nigga.
What?
Now, my team is-
All the time, in the immediate aftermath of the 9-11 attacks, the CIA created, for
example, an archipelago of secret prisons, and they-
Was it Tita?
We've all heard the story of the-
the story of the
What wait that the day as I was dancing during
Not 11 or I'm sure I might be wrong. I might have just sounded retarded was a van mode of Israeli citizens
That were arrested in New York City several days before 9-11. They were taking I might know a thing or two
I like how my eyes are clean with this shit.
No cap.
Pictures of the world trends, but they were doing it in this odd way.
And taking pictures of other sensitive targets in lower Manhattan.
But then on 9-11, there was a large...
Oh, it's like dancing in the streets.
Right? Because we had that time.
Why didn't we see...
Yo, I noticed that was gonna be a funny video.
Why didn't we slow this thing before it's down?
Dancing in the streets.
The reason why they were dancing is because they knew how the United States would react
So they're celebrating the reaction. They're celebrating the reaction.
We're gonna go out and we're gonna kill a million Muslims, which is exactly what happened.
The number may be 2 million.
They were arrested and they were held for 100 days.
Now many of them had direct ties to the Israeli government.
That has led me to believe the Israelis were not involved with al-Qaeda in the planning,
but I believe the Israelis had infiltrated al-Qaeda.
They knew that the attack was coming.
They knew that would be good for Israel, and so they allowed the attack to happen.
And every time we would ask the Israelis, do you know anything about this group?
They would say, no, we don't know anything.
Of course they do. The Israelis are the best intelligence service in the world.
I think they're having the CIA. I think they are.
Yeah, they're certainly deadly.
Yeah, the CIA we have. We have laws that are not always respected, but we have pretty clear laws on assassinations.
Between 1975 and September 11th, 2001, it was illegal for the CIA to assassinate anybody.
And it's because...
The CIA used to assassinate all kinds of people.
Before 1975, killing world leaders, overthrowing governments, we had to stop them.
We've all heard the story of the game.
What the fuck?
Yo chill bro.
Yo.
disappear people. We would capture people in al-Qaeda safe houses for example, let's say
in Pakistan or Afghanistan, and we would ship them off to these secret prisons. And when
I say secret prisons, I mean in many cases they were so secret that even the presidents
and prime ministers of the countries where the prisons were based didn't know that
there were secret CIA prisons in their countries. So the CIA can make people disappear in
In that respect, they can kill people and just bury them, you know, in some crazy foreign
land and nobody would ever know.
But if you're a CIA officer, or better yet, let's say you're a KGB officer and you want
a defect.
Tell me about the KGBs.
Give me some insight about the KGB, Shep.
Russian, Soviet Russian intelligence, seen them niggas in a snowfall, no count, shout
frankness in, shout frankness in, wait they demons, are they mo comp, are they mo comp?
What is the rank is who number one who the copy is
Musa
Musa for show
Yo, the niggas like that. Well, them niggas is chopped on light
Who a second place
Musa one wire G2 KGB three
CIA CIA writer
The CIA will give you a completely new identity, more money than you can ever count, and you
and your family can live happily ever after.
So do the moose-sides and the CIA, are they brothers?
Are they like, do they be cool with each other and shit, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I like, you know what I'm saying?
So do they, you know what I'm saying?
No.
Yes.
Kinda.
Sometimes.
Hmm.
Hmm god damn your barber fucks you up. They hate each other, but they have to work with each other
You know under the name John Smith and nobody would be the wiser
How does the USA track terrorist threats as a fact they use something called the terrorist matrix
It's also called all-source intelligence
Believe it or not, members of terrorist groups actually give press interviews in which they
telegraph what they're going to do in their next attack.
That's one way, the media.
Electronic surveillance.
It could be intercepting cell phones, intercepting emails, intercepting encoded messages, even
intercepting messages from game platforms.
We have satellites that track these things.
We have spies providing what's called human, short for human intelligence.
So you use literally every source at your dispense and put this in discord sessions.
Why do you see I am?
We on telegram with it.
We on telegram.
They can't.
They can't peep the telegrams.
I spoke with the telegram denz, telegram is safe.
they can
okay but what about snapchat call
will you come over to snapchat call
that car
today can i have a shit
What's that?
TeamSpeak, oh I know they don't,
they're not running on TeamSpeak gang.
No, niggas, look, we going on fucking Rust?
We make a fucking private server?
We communicate through fucking,
fucking in-game mic gang?
In-game fucking mic, nigga.
Fuck.
Proximity chat.
You have a proximity chat, nigga, fuck you, shut up.
Matrix together to try to disrupt that next attack.
Can you be a spy and have a moral compass?
What a great question that is.
Yeah, you can.
I'm gonna say yes because I had a moral compass.
Had.
It cost me my freedom.
It cost me my job.
It cost me my family.
But it was worth it.
There are some things that you are tasked to do
as a CIA counterintelligence officer
that you just have to say no to.
There are some things that are so immoral, so unethical,
in many cases so illegal that you just should not do it.
What is the most controversial stuff?
Oh my, oh my, I wish you gave it, oh you can't.
And you've worked on or heard about
it has to be the torture program.
I went to prison for 23 months for going public
with the CIA's torture program.
I went on ABC News in the United States
December of 2007 and I said three things. I said the CIA was torturing its
prisoners. I said the torture was official US government policy and I said
that the policy I knew that I knew that shit wasn't dead again. I knew this.
So doing that shit. It's impossible.
I knew it.
Shout, what y'all snitches if y'all was being tortured?
Professor Jiang, he talks about this shit.
Hummus?
I don't have any hummus in years.
Nothing less than I had.
Hummus was a sucrackers.
It was like a get-together and shit.
And it was like a hummus and crackers.
The FBI
approved by the president himself. The FBI investigated me. They determined I had not
committed a crime. Then Barack Obama became president.
They secretly reopened the case against him and himself policy.
It was torturing its prisoners. I said the torture was
official US government policy and I said that the policy had been personally
approved by the president himself.
The FBI investigated me, they determined I had not committed a crime, then Barack Obama became president, they secretly reopened the case against me, I was indicted and charged with five felonies, including three counts of espionage for giving this interview, remember espionage can be a death penalty charge, I had three of them, why hadn't you?
Look, bro
If why are you see I didn't even roll and started just leaking a bunch of shit game like it is what it is, bro
Gotta shut that nigga up, bro. I'm giving you me
If you up if you got here leaking shit like what the fuck
You gotta shut you up, bro. Okay, you gotta get shut up
Committed espionage and finally they dropped those charges
But I ended up taking a plea to a lesser charge just to make this thing
I was on my bottom cuz he black Obama had to do what he had to do nigga
Hard is real is hard decision, but it's really good decision gang. I do what you gotta do as a leader
My kids would hear bro. I had fun corrupt from it's not fair the legal except the charge they charge president
They secretly reopened the case against me
I was indicted and charged with five felonies including all these three tons of fucking self
He was planning something that would dwarf 9-11 right and you've got to get the information before the bomb goes off
So you say hey, I was beta give me the information
Right and you've got to get the information
So you say hey, I was beta give me the information. He's like thank you
I'm not gonna give you the information. So, what do you do?
Do you waterboard him? Do you sleep to pride him?
Do you put him in a cold cell? Do you beat him? Do you put cockroaches on him?
Do you put hummus up his ass?
He was planning something that would dwarf 9-11, right?
And you-
So you trying to tell me, yeah, here, torture niggas, water-borking, niggas working, they
fucking breaking niggas knuckles, ripping their fucking toenails off and shit, nothing
working.
Yo, get the hummus!
That's the calm niggas that's giving, get the hummus, they can shove their niggas
asses?
And why hummus?
Why hummus?
Why not, like, spicy ghost pepper hot sauce put up a nigga's ass?
Why hummus?
What do hummus got?
Now working niggas booty hold different.
Now anything else, brother?
Why hummus?
That's the shit we gotta ask ourselves.
We gotta take outside the box.
Why was they sticking hummus up in niggas asses?
I don't know.
And what was they using to stick the hummus up their ass with it?
Are they using a cock?
Are they using a tool or fingers?
Are they fucking them?
What the hummus has lubricant?
Are they putting the hummus up their ass and making them eat it?
Also torture shit?
What if the nigga was gay?
What if he liked hummus up his ass chap?
What you doing if you torture the nigga?
You get the hummus, you shove it up his ass and he starts fucking moaning and
he starts busting on the floor.
What if he's gay?
What if he's the game's fuckin' moveside nigga?
And the Hummus don't work, not the Hummus's patch, gang. I gotta be his B.J. and the Hummus tech don't work all you bro.
Hmm.
Why, Hummus? Do Hummus got some type of cohesive?
Or something?
Headquarter says.
I said, oh come on, I get home from the dead headquarters.
What?
Yo, yo, what?
Wait, what?
He says, we want you to pretend that you're gay.
I said, oh come on you guys.
No, we really need the information.
You gotta pretend that you're gay.
I said, okay, I'll do it.
Yo gang, I swear, I promise you gang, I need, yo, I need you YRGCIA niggas, I'm talking like that nigga!
If I say you gotta get fucked in the ass to finish the fucking mission, you might gotta do what you gotta do nigga!
Five rings a month.
YRGCIA, five rings a month.
Now listen, the goal is not to get y'all fucked in the ass, obviously I don't want y'all getting fucked in the ass.
But if we gotta see the mission through, and that's part of the fucking mission for them to believe you,
You can't break hair again.
Now check.
If you are part of the Warranty CIA, you get in front of it.
You straight.
Why are you allowing yourself to get in front of the ass
if the mission entails that to achieve our goal?
I see some yeses.
I see some yeses. I like that shit. This shit. No. Yes. Yo, yo, what the fuck?
Y'all supposed to like this shit, huh? Freaky ass boy.
I'll do it for Uncle Sam. So, I call him and I said, hey.
He was lying just back. I said, oh, come on, you guys. No, we really need the information.
You gotta pretend that you're gay. I said, okay. I'll do it. I'll do it for Uncle Sam.
So, I call him and I said, hey, I have two tickets to this show and I was hoping maybe you'd be free.
Maybe we'll grab some sushi afterwards.
DGA chat.
The next time a nigga come up to you and it's like, maybe he could grab some sushi afterwards.
Run.
Run for your goddamn life.
That nigga wants to fuck you with hummus on his cock.
You fucking run nigga. You trying to raise your shit. And he is CIA operative.
He said yeah, I'd love to. So we carried the show.
He thoroughly enjoyed it.
And we go for sushi afterwards. And then we go out again and he says,
why don't you come over to my place some night and I'll make dinner. I said great.
So I go over to this place, he made a lovely dinner.
And then I thought, well I have to invite him to my place. So I told my wife.
You're gonna have to, like, get out.
So she left. I made dinner. I removed all the pictures of the studio.
And we had just got Harry, so we had like our wedding picture out there and everything.
Oh yeah, yeah, clean up.
At the dinner.
He leaned into kiss me.
And I instinctively backed off and he said,
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I thought you're gay. And I said, oh no, I-
I am gay.
I'm John, I'm not into Harry guys.
And he's like, oh.
Okay, I said I'm sorry. I think you're great, but-
Hey, I'm not feeling it.
You didn't kiss him.
No!
So, we were made friends and in the end it gave me the impression.
Because we were friends.
Headquarter says.
Oh.
I thought he was gonna get fucked.
Nah, watch it. I'm gonna need y'all to get fucked, bruh.
I'm gonna need y'all to get fucked.
Cause see, that couldn't went bad.
Cause depending on that top of nade, he could have crashed out and fucking...
He made it you would have made it seem like you let him on and shit and now you didn't understand now
He feel crazy we can't risk that he played if he threw a fifty-fifty in there. He played fifty-fifty. Yeah
That's a fifty-fifty ballgame right there. He won he won the gamble, but we can't gamble on our mission, bro
No cap
Harry Nicko leaning for that kiss you better you don't
For the mission for the mission the mission don't tell that don't go around fucking this
Yes, Yes,
Ah shit.
What the fuck is that?
Ah, shit.
What the fuck is that?
Ah!
The fuck is that?
The fuck?
What is that?
What is that shit it's not on my heart though. It's on my other side my heart is right here
It's like I'm like kitty like right?
It's my chest
What is it it hurts like pain
Hummus
So even laughing hurt. It's not the hummus
What is that shit?
And she was hurting throughout the stream and I was how's hiding it but that now I'm hurt. I couldn't hide that one
Why I put the Israelis flag with the fucking police on her is what the fuck is that?
It's not going away watching it go away
The fuck was that what is that asset reflux indigestion
GGs RIP our strength so if I was actually dying. That's what you would type
GGs? Wait, so if I was staying here bleeding out and having a heart attack, you'd say GGs?
Yes, the fuckhouse would I type? I mean, two share, yes, but fuck.
And there was a woman in this foreign intelligence service who was the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
ever see
Bro, this name was Olga or some shit game what a fucking mole
Operation bad business name Olga
and
there was a
woman in this foreign intelligence service who was
is the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.
Like you wanna avert your eyes.
Like she came off the side of Miltredon.
Getting lost in your ugly hair.
She was a, you know, a stone gargoyle
with a giant mole right here with a giant hair.
What are you saying, you niggel?
What are you talking about, niggel?
I just said yes, she.
What are you talking about, niggel?
What the fuck?
Bitch named Ogil with a mole, nigga.
Fuck your fat ass mole with a fucking puke coming out.
Fucking puke.
Fucking puke coming out the fucking mole, nigga.
Fucking puke.
Coming out of bed.
That kinda ugly.
So, so I took her to lunch and she was very nice.
And then I thought I did something kind of gutsy
by CIA standards.
Because it was early on in our relationship.
I invited her to go to lunch on a Saturday.
Now, as a rule, the people in this country
were not allowed to socialize with us privately.
Though I asked her just to meet me privately
for lunch on Saturday.
Don't tell anybody.
So she was someone from the Middle East.
And I was like, oh my God, she said yes.
And I ran back to the office.
I was like, she said yes to a lunch on Saturday alone.
And my boss says, okay, here's what I want you to do.
I was a brand new operator.
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
Yo, should I have a question?
Wait, do I got a fork?
Do I have gas?
What is it?
Yo, should I have a question?
Scenario.
Yo, you have a girlfriend for three years.
You're part of the YGCIA, you're getting funded.
What are the missions though?
Is it we're spying on some Russian intelligence, you know what I'm saying?
You gotta get friendly with her.
She wants to fuck you.
She finds shit.
You have a girlfriend in four years, YGCIA can't fail the mission.
you roll down, you sign the dot, you know what I'm saying?
Are you seeing the mission through?
That's what I'm talking about, Sean.
You're not fucking up because you want to, of course,
obviously, but nothing's more important
and the betterment of the mission.
Your girlfriend wanted to say it as well.
I should really love you.
I'm fucking anything that moves no cap.
Okay, gang, you are not getting in the CIA, gang.
Fuck outta here.
Had not committed a crime,
then Barack Obama became president.
They secretly reopened the case against me.
I was indicted and charged with five feelings,
including three counts of espionage
for giving this interview.
Remember, espionage can be a death penalty charge.
I had three of them.
I'm talking too much shit.
I hadn't committed espionage.
And finally, they dropped those charges.
But I ended up taking a plea to a lesser charge
just to make this thing go away.
I had five kids at home.
I had gone bankrupt from the legal expenses.
And I was facing 45 years in prison.
Damn!
They offered me 23 months.
And I took the deal.
But I would do it again.
today if I had to because somebody had to stand up and say that this was wrong.
Shouldn't torture be legal if we are protecting American lives?
Absolutely not.
Not under any circumstances.
Torture doesn't work?
I think so.
Just, just, just, I think if a nigga go and rape, rape a little five year old girl
and then kills her and then stabs a bunch of people for no reason and yet proof
was in, you should torture that nigga. Torture that front nigga. That nigga needs to die and
everybody should get to be, we ever see that nigga die and get tortured. Fuck that nigga.
Torture that nigga. I don't wanna watch nigga. I don't see that nigga screaming nigga. I don't
see a fucking beg for fucking mercy nigga. Fuck that nigga. I don't care. Torture is
illegal internationally. It is immoral. And you end up making a recruitment video
essentially for your greatest enemies. For example, when it became apparent that
the U.S. was torturing military prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq and
as I said the question is about torture for info gang. I think torture for
info to work in starting cases. Now if you're trying to torture a rank one
like a right one Russian spy nigga it's over just kill him I ain't gonna lie they ain't
giving nothing up gang they ain't giving them nothing enemies for example when it became
apparent that the US was torturing military prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq and
video was leaked showing those prisoners in I don't think the Middle Eastern nigga snitching
another gang. I feel like they'd be holding it down, bro.
Orange jumpsuits. ISIS bought orange jumpsuits and made its kidnapping victims, who were mostly
aid workers and American journalists, wear orange jumpsuits. And then, that's another
bro what they generally don't know nothing torture for the sake of
information yeah I don't yeah that shit's ass but torture because we have
solid evidence proof at 4k that this motherfucker is a track leg night and
needs to die if you want to see him suffer
headed on camera they did that only be cubsuits and then aid workers and and
American journalists wear orange jumpsuits and then they head on camera they
did that so torture does not work torture is illegal is unethical and no
one should be in the business of doing it what's the most dangerous so they did
that only because we was torturing niggas and they found out that's so
crazy gang see I didn't even know that back there Matt Danvers like yo these
niggas are bad people look look what they do to these motherfuckers
in the world right now many are bad people but like it was deeper than I
thought it was also a new question there are several and I've been to all
of them I never got to go to the nice places I went to 72 countries with the
CIA and almost all of them were just awful. Some of the most dangerous places in the world
are Yemen, Somalia, Gaza, Afghanistan, parts of Pakistan. You have to sleep with one eye
open. You just never know how bad things are going to get. I'll give you an example.
I went to Yemen five times, and every time I went, it was worse than the previous time.
The fifth and final time that I went, we were only allowed to stay at one hotel.
The hotel had a 30-foot high wall around it to protect it from bomb blasts.
You couldn't stay in any of the other hotels by then.
Well, the day after I arrived, a group of South Korean diplomats arrived and on the
drive from the airport to the hotel, they were ambushed and they were all killed.
Holy fuck!
A couple of days later, a group of South Korean intelligence officers arrived to investigate
the murder of the six diplomats.
And they were ambushed and they were murdered.
And so the South Koreans just closed their embassy and went home.
That's a pretty dangerous country.
What do you make of US foreign policy right now?
A complete and utter disaster.
Oh, shit.
seen an administration that works so hard to offend and alienate our friends.
Threatening to invade Canada? That's an act of war. Canada is not just a NATO country,
but it's a Five Eyes country. Five Eyes being the US, the UK, Canada, Australia, and New
New Zealand, the closest alliance in the entire world.
And what?
We're going to send an army to Canada and overthrow them?
It doesn't make any sense.
Even if you're joking, why would you even joke like that out loud?
We don't coordinate with our European allies.
We're threatening to invade Panama to take the Panama Canal.
We're threatening to invade and annex Greenland.
It's craziness.
So I'm not a big supporter of US foreign policy right now.
Is China actually pose a real risk to the west?
I think no.
Oh my.
Yo, chat.
It's like there's a device that was implanted in me and this fucking squeezing my fucking
chest or something like that.
I'll tell you why.
Yo, Gio.
Find that video on Twitter.
The other video is explaining all the states that would be cooked and the best
states to be in if there was a world war, like, Luke's were going off and shit like
that.
Florida was up there again.
I think I got a bookmark or some shit.
China simply does not have a history of expansion.
If you put aside Tibet, which the Chinese have always claimed to be a part of China,
the Chinese have never invaded another country.
They had a little border skirmish with the Vietnamese in the 1970s.
They had a little border skirmish against India in the 1960s, but they don't invade
countries.
only one military base outside of China.
It's in Djibouti, and believe it or not,
they share it with the United States.
It's the US that sees China as the big threat,
and Australia and the Philippines
kind of see China as a threat.
But the Chinese are perplexed
as to why we so distrust them.
Is there a threat from China to Taiwan?
Of course there is.
Taiwan is also seen by the Chinese
as being a legitimate part of China,
But there's no indication that the Chinese are preparing any offensive measures against Taiwan.
I just don't see what the big threat is.
Is the CIA or MI6 more elite?
Hmm, MI6 isn't...
Hold on, before...
What is this, before I forget?
What's this?
Well, countries that are within range of Israel, is Jericho 3...
Whoa, Isra's what?
Isra's what?
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
What is Jericho three nuclear missiles?
What?
Why is that name so caught?
Jericho three.
Yeah, who trying to go to Antarctica today?
We good in Cali, nigga, they ain't no nukes gang.
We be suckin' these niggas dicks gang.
An absolutely top tier first rate service, but it's like comparing apples and oranges.
At the CIA we used to say-
Us?
Yes, you were here in America.
You were living born in fuckin' America gang, so whatever, yeah, it's bruh.
How much we wished we could be like MI6.
We're cooked.
Because MI6 is small and it's lean and when they decide to do something by God, they go
out and do it.
At the CIA, when we decide to do something, we have six layers of bureaucracy that we
have to go through to finally get permission.
And then the attorneys get involved and then you have to send it to the president and then
he has to sign it or change it or reject it or do whatever it is he has to do.
They don't have that kind of a problem at MI6.
report directly to the Prime Minister and they can get things done. The CIA has a
budget that absolutely dwarfs the MI6 budget and we have our own, you know,
highlight...
Same thing with the CIA. Why are you CIA?
Do you know what I'm saying? One, we do have a budget that dwarfs any other community
CIA budget. But yeah, you'll be responded directly to me. Ain't no
Gotta wait for this to pass this to be great. No
Me and you get the okay. We can do the mission next day. I think 24 hours just like that
They won't say
Level technology budget satellites and spy planes and all kinds of crazy things. So they're both great services
But but they're different at the same time
Our sleeper agents real yes, they are and
Best at using sleep before you even toss it to find like a sleeper agent
I
Like what what's a sleeper agent I hear it all the time
No more people that can be activated at any time oh
Oh that nigga's sleeping for real, he's sleeping.
He's bucky.
Oh, so like a winter soldier.
Like a winter soldier.
Like he, oh shit, he's sleeping until that nigga get fucking activated nigga.
Fucking bucky nigga.
Uh, yeah, bucky nigga.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, winter soldier nigga.
One of the best Marvel movies ever, nigga.
Is Russia.
The United States doesn't have a program of sleeper agents, and I'm frankly unaware of any
western intelligence service that has sleeper agents or that uses sleeper agents. The Russians
have an army of sleeper agents. In fact, just in the last two or three years, a group of Russian
sleeper agents in Northern Virginia, including one in my neighborhood, were disrupted and arrested.
So, what a sleeper agent is, is somebody who is trained as an intelligence officer who
is then sent to the United States or the UK or Brazil or Paris or wherever, and told
to just get a job, any job, and be a national of that country.
And so, you've got people who, in the case of what happened in Washington recently,
was a was an elementary school teacher and worked for an airline. Everybody thought they
were Americans and in fact they're collecting classified information mostly from US defense
contractors and secretly transmitting it back to Russian intelligence in the evenings.
They were disrupted and expelled from the United States.
What the fuck?
How did he catch his ass?
Nigga, what?
I got to see how they catch it because like that, bro.
Is Chief of Disguise a real job?
You bet it is.
They have the most fun in the world.
On the day that I got hired, I was sitting with two other
brand new officers and I sat down I said hi my name's John it's nice to meet you
both they said what are you gonna do here at the agency I said I'm gonna be an
intelligence officer I have degrees in Middle Eastern studies what are you guys
gonna do the woman said to me oh I just graduated from the false church
Virginia Academy of Beauty Academy of Beauty she ended up becoming a
a master disguise maker.
And the guy on my left was a cartoonist
for his college newspaper.
He drew a little cartoon that was very popular.
He became a master forger.
So it doesn't really matter what your background is.
If you're good at it, there's a place for you at the CIA
and many of those places.
Hey, Kat, you be doing cosplay.
You're doing pretty well.
Let's talk business.
I need a master of disguise in YRG.
No cap.
Can't be Emerald.
Last time Emerald, you know what I'm saying?
I got canceled to be in a larp for her some shit, or she did something like that.
So Streets is hot for Emmy.
Cat?
It's how business, bro.
This is our working for the director of disguise.
What made you decide to blow the whistle?
It's very brave.
Thank you.
You know, at the CIA, we are trained to believe that everything in life is a shade of gray.
And that is just simply not true.
Some things are black and white.
They're right or wrong.
And the United States has laws that ban torture.
We have the Federal Torture Act of 1946.
We are not just signatories to the United Nations Convention Against Torture.
We wrote the United Nations Convention Against Torture.
In 1946, the United States executed Japanese soldiers who waterboarded American POWs.
In 1968, an American soldier waterboarded a North Vietnamese prisoner and was given
20 years at hard labor in a military prison after being convicted of torture.
The law never changed.
So how is it then that from 2002 to 2005 torture was somehow magically legal?
It wasn't legal.
We were committing crimes against humanity.
And so it was something that I, having known the details, I couldn't sleep at night.
And I believed, and in retrospect I was right, that the American people had a right
to know what their government was doing in their name.
I'm proud to say that because of my revelations, the McCain-Feinstein amendment was passed into law and it permanently banned torture.
Have you investigated any of our...
Because it is, nigga!
Before this shoot, front of you should say that, there was some light touch work done, let's just put it... put it there.
Especially the cameraman, that one there.
If he's telling us this, I can't imagine what kind of shit they're actually doing, that's the only... that's the only thing I'm gonna be thinking about, gang.
That's the only thing I'm thinking about, you know what it's like to be like...
I don't know
I called the Russian spy using her cat. I know it's
We called her the cat lady in our professional speak
This was the Russian illegal spy long-term sleeper agent who went by the name of Maria Adela
Kufeld Rivera she lived for more than a decade in Italy before that in Malta
She managed to start a few romantic relationships with people that were close to the NATO at war as in Naples
She befriended the wives of generals and she had access to untold secrets of NATO
And nobody suspected this Peruvian jewelry maker to in fact be a Russian spy until we broke the stall
Chef, would you?
Her existence
Now proving that she was a Russian spy was not a problem either because she had a passport from a particular series of
Numbers that we've talked about before it was clear that she was a Russian spy
But she vanished from Italy back to Russia for months. If not a year
I was trying to find out the real identity of this fake person and the only thing that I could find that connected the fake
Italy based the Ruby and lady to the person who lived in Russia after she was repatriated from Italy was her cat
Oh all of her friends my god told me about her love for her cat Louisa
So I thought if there's one thing that this woman would have brought from her fate as a fucking
real cat would be her cat, Luisa.
I mean, I'm leaving Korea.
I'm leaving Korea.
What a different cat name that she had, really.
But we focus on the cat.
And for months we try to find any linkage between that cat in Italy and a cat in Russia.
And one thing that we thought about was every cat that travels across borders must
be chipped, must have a microchip with a very unique long number.
Otherwise, they can't get on a train or on a plane, can't cross a border.
We were able to find the microchip number of Luisa, the Italian cap.
And then we started looking in leaked databases in Russia for a matching number of a pet that
is registered with a vet.
We found that a cap with that microchip of a pet that is registered with a vet number
of a pet that is registered with a vet, registered with a vet, registered with a vet.
We found the vet number of a pet that is registered with a vet.
We found that a cat with that microchip number was registered with one vet cleaning in Russia.
And we looked at VK, which is the Russian version of Facebook, and we found this one
woman called Olga Kovilova, who had-
I can't keep...
I can't keep no initial.
Something has to give.
It has to give.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm gonna get to the goddamn bottom of it.
What the fuck?
I was just saying Olga 15 minutes ago.
An ugly bitch named Olga.
With the mole.
I tried to say that the niggas said she had a mole next video. I watched this bitch's name Olga
At liked and befriended that that group and she had a cat on her profile
She does have a boat nigga. I'm talking about two different fucking people game
I'm just saying I said Olga and a mole and within the 10 minute 15 minutes span
I we talked about a bitch with a mole and then a bitch named over game
And it's history. If you want to find out how exactly we tracked for down what you did in Italy and how we used tinder
Actually to confirm that that was the same woman stay around and watch the full investigation a couple of weeks
GG bro, they're going crazy on the sides of the internet. I don't even fucking know about half a million fucking likes
W pre-recorded stream
you have an interesting okay consistency don't exist okay chat I'm
realizing the pain might be gas I might run to the toilet for five minutes do I
Jake Gregor.
All right, let me call this little bro.
Higher lower he answers.
You want him answering the questions or watching daily
dose?
I ain't never people's need you
Let's find a daily dose video for y'all to watch
Are you running a bathroom my chest is fucking needs we
Careful with them bolts and knees. Yo, fuck you pussy
You guys are getting dumber
This is the old one hello everyone, this is you know you do a recent one
Chuck pulled a magic hello everyone you need to burp
Yo chat after this we get our resident evil, please. I want to play as all I want to do for a game
That's all I've been thinking about all damn day, please
Get some fucking resident evil in game
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Oh my god!
It is awesome!
Is that the end of it?
This guy thought he had shown up to work by himself.
Wait hold on can we just admit these first two clips in this video were lame as fuck. I'm not gonna lie
What the fuck with that? I don't give a fuck about a ball popping jet
What?
Bro, is this shit made?
He's back.
I've never in my life when I thought I'd see a cat eating pussy.
Oh
Are you good?
All right back back back back back back back
It was in this moment, he knew, he fucked up.
That should look mad fun right now, I should look mad fun.
Y'all can say what y'all want by the snow?
It might be colder than a bitch, but that should look fun, ain't it?
What we gotta do to get me off this thing, Caleb?
Please stop saying we.
Mommy is having an anxiety attack.
She's kind of a fairy, isn't she?
That was tough!
This really squishy egg doesn't even have a shell.
That was tough!
It's just a membrane.
It's like a water balloon egg.
It's just the weirdest thing.
My touch!
Must have been shocked!
Where's coffee?
I'm sorry!
I have never heard a dog purr before.
Oh hell naw.
That ain't no fucking dog nigga that's a deer.
The fuck?
I ain't no dog.
Bro, the fuck, dude?
Did that really just happen?
I
Whatever said they need to study me in the chat. They need to study this nigga
Why a
Sync hole appeared in the middle of this golf course
There's golf courses at the top.
What kind of golf course is this, bro?
There's that skill, bro.
That skill, bro.
That's fucking skill.
I ain't gonna lie.
Now I'm impressed.
Fuck the game.
nigga
Yo, he's him
He's him
I'll tell them but there's one special thing that I'd like to show you
and it is
Okay, it's fucking
Can you turn up the volume?
I'm not gonna lie
That is fucking gas
I would love to experience some shit like that chat. What you doing there?
Oh tears
That guy is so stupid
Oh man
I know
I'm scared
Can I have a ice-pot table?
I'm scared
And destiny
What the fuck
I'm on a high
I have awful pain
I'm gonna have to drink this
What's up with you bro?
Why?
I know you're in a fight right now.
Get off my chair.
Are you kidding me?
I'm in a fight.
See you later.
Thank you.
Her roommate's dog went missing.
What are you talking about?
It's 11 o'clock.
I'm about to play Resident Evil,
and that's when I'm going to get off the line.
3.30 on a good note.
3.30 am on a good note.
There's no picture around here.
That's cat.
I'm going to try to go crazy.
You going to be in the game tonight?
I ain't bein' a game of the night, fuck.
I'm awesome, bro.
All right, bro.
Yeah.
Happy Goons.
Huh?
What?
I'm happy to be in, bro.
That's what you said, ain't it?
That's what you said?
What?
Ain't no going to jail.
I don't go to fucking work now, dude.
You said happy Goons, man.
No, work it out, nigga.
I promise you.
What's going on?
Happy.
Look at that shit.
It's all that shit.
It's what I'm like.
You look at shit.
Fuck.
the fuck out of her.
Insane clip time.
Yo, yo, Sidder, did you play Resident Evil?
Get out of here, everybody.
Play that shit.
I don't want you to get spoiled.
You're getting good as shit.
It's so good.
It was good, Theezy.
Have you played Resident Evil?
Don't get spoiled.
Get out of here.
I'm playing that.
It's so good.
How many hours have you put in?
How many hours you put in?
Theezy
Chats a hell of a Theezy
Oh
So that owns you your game you'll get off the center dick brush
I don't know you she don't like you game. She even told me some fault and margin is
This is every dick right in too much. Maybe and that many are early on. I bet that baby bet
You bought the top spoilers. So I want you to get spoiled and then you get mad at me fuck her
That's a little chat
You good?
That wasn't Creed BART, by the way.
so epic you're glazing this woman oh my god yo fuck out of here bro what do you
mean why are you chest so epic you're glazing these niggas we love to know the
fuck y'all don't
What is it wait I never close the game wait this is great I don't want to share I never
close the game am I a crumb?
Yo yo, I never close the game.
I guess you're great nigga.
This is great shit.
Bro, if I pause, there's no counter with hours game, right?
Cause it's gonna look like I spent
30 fucking hours to beat Disney on 300.
Yo, this shit's not too strong, bro.
This shit away from me.
All right, Chester, look.
Last time,
We were here, we were in Leon, he spawned in as Leon, you see what I'm saying, he's
feeling it.
Now let's get, let's get tacky, he back home peak nigga, you see what I'm saying?
I don't know.
You on peak right now nigga, you see what I'm saying?
We just got out of the grips of Victor.
Had us tied up trying to fuck us with some shit on a what type of time and blood was on
But he was on time
And we escaped and now we got to find them. We got to chase them
plus
Handgun ammo need that
You got oh my god, look at my dog's infantry space
But what this medallion dude just show him a charm for a handgun crease the precision. Oh my god
Leon's so clumped. But playing Leon, you did that feel like you're playing a shooter? Playing the shorty?
Grace? You feel like you're playing a frickin' horror game, gang?
The vibes is given.
No, what is this tight ass?
These zips are sentences as a brother. Oh, shit, I can move that out the way. Is there anything else to absolute?
No loot. No loot. Sorry about that.
What is she?
Look at what?
Look at all that.
Chad, why my chest pain is there?
I feel like if I scream I'm gonna die.
I still got the chest pain. Yo, yeah Chad.
Show you my title. Make sure the title is compi.
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
What is that? What... No, don't tell me it's a fat nigga. Please don't tell me it's a fat
nigga. Like I miss shells?
What is happening bro I can't what is happening bro what the fuck is that
I
Shit
Bro, what the fuck I'm getting stabbed
I feel like I'm getting stabbed in between my ribs gang under my nipple under my titty
Like it blows my left chest. I would dare. I think it's my heart, but it's not my heart
It's not my heart gang
Yo, I got a fat nigga trying to kill me my chest is hurry
I got
Shaka!
I got shaka!
Hey, get out!
Shaka, get out!
Oh wait what what what
He was prompted
I
Had a big ass
Oh, there's ammo!
Us!
Shuckin' shells.
Where'd I go? Wait, I'll tell you where. I'm lost.
Me time?
This man has made a call!
I
yo this big of fat as fuck
come here come for me
Oh
Oh wait, he dead.
Sorry, but I'm on him.
He had grenades in his ass?
The menu.
Or a W chat, so what if I would have knocked this down?
What do you have like, chips over it?
All of this would have been like something
he probably would have tripped over, huh?
Okay, let's make sure all this is looted.
Yo, I like your shotgun, Chad.
Is the shotgun count?
Those are better ones.
I wanna use this.
And where's the upgrade machine at?
I'm gonna pack and punch my shits.
This is better ones.
Ah, suck.
Open the fucking door Victor where are you oh my god, I'm gonna be able to open oh my god
Am I going that built I'm gonna be able to open all those oh my god all those covers
Oh, no matter if I do.
I hang it there with another one attached to the bottom, double the grenades, double
the explosion.
Oh, check if mine has shit, Loki.
Oh, oh, we got a safe.
Oh, wait, another safe.
It's a fucking goal, man.
Oh!
I have to put the charm on the gun?
Oh, that goes, that's gon' bad.
The fuck is this title?
What did the title say?
Fucking crumbs?
Just say you some bitch.
What am I health looking like?
Oh, his health bar looks better.
This is fine.
It's okay.
It could be better.
Oh, stop!
Shocking shells.
Cump.
Chat won the mainframe.
Hold on, let me make sure we looted everything though.
Yeah, everything's good.
UGH!
What the fuck are we at?
Hang on there, Mo. Me, Dad.
Well, you got so much loot with this nigga, gang.
Oh, yes.
Do I gotta worry about bullets as much with this nigga?
Cause I was letting them bitches loose.
No cap.
Just no cap.
I don't know what that button do, Mayut.
But I'mma keep.
Oh, just that one room gang.
Oh my god, why is the light why it looks so bright now?
What's this oh? Oh that nigga that's in here. Hey, let me talk to you right click my way. Oh
I'll open these now chat. Yeah, that's soft
I
Do lots of pantry keg
grease along with a dead rat the size of a dog
And the retiree partner
You talking partner?
Let me talk to you partner, pick me on here and they're going to be exterminate you little
ugly lad.
Don't you give them bullets, bullets.
This place is infested.
Good fuck, man.
Big man on here, nigga.
Oh yeah, there's another one in there.
How we get there for a boom?
What's that boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom?
So come on back, come back out there.
Move, I said move.
Why you so, what is it?
Oh, y'all want to see this me get ass?
My fault. I forgot.
My fault, Jack.
Y'all want to see this me get ass and shit?
Y'all look y'all little foofoo bullies when I see them to the blood. It's straight up. I understand it. I
Can dig it
This office should be upstairs
It should be but
It's not why I'm here
We got to find the chat. What was all this safe at basement, right? Where was it?
the fuck was there a base in the basement I mean we had his little crap
get a little climb that's my favorite animal so that's cool
ah yeah ha-ha what are those get me chat
Damn.
This hella warped closets and shit.
So there's two, boom, boom.
Let's get it.
We're gonna have some fun in her.
Make her wait until the second flow, though.
Make a way to the second flow though
I got a shot I
Got a shotgun out just in case something pop out me
Do you know I'm saying
Get the turn what you mean get it they know that me what's that shit
Let me get the time wait what the fuck this that I was in there come on I was
enough enough oh that was a bus all right
that shit up that's how you look game that's the difference you mean a lot
of niggas game they don't be looting you fit give them sir go through here
let's go to the kitchen
any on this bus all right but the cap you on the gas no cap I scared of
none of you niggas fuck I don't mean I want to fight shadow please don't tell me
you're in here
they do a jeweler how am I a jeweler let me see a jeweler did he kill the
chef yes I killed that fun I put a fucking piece in his ass
How many charms do you have on once?
Which arm is better here the one I already have on or this one?
Oh, I can see how this is shotgun though. What's the gangsta shit?
I
Don't ask it. Oh, it's he is crazy
We got some scrap, uh-huh. Oh, there's some scrap. Okay, let's get some of this scrap
I
Did this I'm gonna screw out
Damn your kibbies for stash or nothing
What else should I do it here chats
Direct oh, I could go to Victor's office level three
Anything here that I miss
All right, I think we're good chat. We should
We go to the third floor now, huh?
Holy fuck game
I almost took my shotgun out sort of letting go. I'm in plain resident evil bro. I can be here in footsteps
You need to play this shit. Yeah, it's your good chance mark. You can't see him, but it's mark game
Right here. Hello
How we doing you're chillin you did all right. How far are you. I'm like nah nah I feel like six hours in this.
You know what I mean it's just goaded you need to play this please play this. Play that bit play that bit on classic too.
Like you need the ink ribbons to save and shit like that. But you get in a bunch that's mad but you get like in a bunch of something so you don't gotta be able to send you with them.
They come it's calm play this shit
Wait, you're just playing it yo Jordan's a fucking crumb though, so fucking crumb
All right, boy
I
Tried to look her shit not gonna be a thing and she ain't up not with my niggas
to your
Bitch
What the hell was in here?
What happened here?
What a fucking shame.
Chat? What happened here?
Sharpening your ass? How do I do that?
How do I sharpen it?
That one is square?
Oh, shit.
That is so f-
Oh, my God.
One thing after another.
Hee-yah!
Fuck outta her!
Leon's so badass as fuckin' Leon Kennedy, gang!
I ain't scared of none of that shit!
Fuckin' Leon Kennedy, nigga!
Fuck!
Feel that OSC, feel that O-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Let's learn never melee these niggas again, bro. I was just I felt invincible, bro
Whack that was the new to my maylays
So I have fun
Hey
I
Can't I don't want about to penetrate his man's I put in the bad position brothers bad position
That's just ice, bro
I
Dildo fucking slip
Yo that was hard!
Question mark?
Yo that was my fucking...
My... My interlocked control fee.
That was hard, I didn't get to pick that shit up and fucking do that motherfucker like those.
Hiya!
Yo, he gave me mad ap- yo, yeah.
What am I about to get into, Jack?
Like, tell me.
Oh, hell no.
Joe, there's over from this house, too.
I
Would every real
I'm out of here
No
Oh
I think you're gonna come from my left side life.
I think it's gonna be like right here.
That nigga took the long way around.
my cardio for the week.
So he saw me fighting over here. The quicker route would have been here but he took the
long way around where I wasn't looking. That's calm. The deadass would have been easier
Just come over here over here. What I was looking at
Me pan learn how to parry what is Perry just L1 who type that I don't know who type that but see a pain
I bet I
Could parry all them niggas all them big niggas
It has to be right when they hit right like a regular period, like any other game.
Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
Nice work. Lock it up.
Yes, ma'am.
Bingo. I have the IP address.
Just give me a minute, and I'm in.
I'm kidding you.
What? Say something.
Sure.
You're killing me.
I found some information about our illness.
Our symptoms confirm a T-virus infection.
Oh, fuck.
So...
Isn't anything gonna die by then to this movie chat in this game?
Well, at least we're in together, right?
Don't tell me he dies. I'm gonna be tight.
No, he ain't gonna die.
It's Leon fucking Kennedy that needs him.
Oh, my God.
I hope so.
Grace, where is she going to do this?
She had a cure.
Overly.
Hang on, Emily. I'm coming.
Oh, brother. All right.
before we get stressed out.
Doesn't have a chip chat chat.
Before we get stressed out on that scary ass shit.
Oh my god, it was disgusting because of the green screen.
Holy fuck.
Black mold
To you guys actually
So chat
Tell me
Why do you have no huss
Chat turn why are you afraid of the huss?
Why can't you keep the huzz?
Why are you huzzless?
What's your answer?
You don't want a huss?
A good answer.
You're slurping and burping in my ear.
Why you on my dick?
I'm Sigmund.
Why can't I just be curious about my YG brethren and CIA agents?
I have a GF cap.
Who in here has a girlfriend?
Or a boyfriend?
What do you use to pull a?
Type one if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Type two if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Type three if you want a girlfriend or boyfriend.
One I got a grown like you first time chatter by the way 2-3
Mmm
For a sexual see like me twin
I'm married
Five I want to die
One in three wait what how you want and three
I
Got a lot
This should take bus up past or honey chicken, this is neither of them my creation makes it look that way though
Mm-hmm
Chipotle so many yeah father your mid-ass order I think it's me too
Let me be with Chipotle have taste of our yo, if I got that shit. I probably did you play with ass to game
Niggas be making these thank-ass weak ass dry-ass bowls, bro
Slaps knee
Pull a Cordova?
Yeah, if I see that airport or something, should I get this shit?
No chips chips to do up with Buzz right now.
No cat.
That shit with Buzz.
bus
Once a million dollars
Just me to
I'd be back
over here, Jack.
Tell me where water bottle is at.
You whistle blower?
Jack, stop, you're gonna fuck the whistle blower.
Jack, stop!
Oh
Can you blow my whistle baby whistle, baby
Your hair looks so fake
What the hell does that mean?
What's happening it's all my what's on me stop moaning
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Right here. What do you think is on my head? What do you think this is,
She's just dark
Your head look like a soccer ball
Oh, yeah, yeah, right there, I hate the spot.
Just like that.
I
Right a lot of fun so as my dick
That's why you're gonna be screaming every time fucking into that one
Oh
Yeah, you're ready. I'll be already at
I
Reach out
I'm gonna put butter in my sauce, I'm gonna shake it off.
In my sauce.
In my sauce I'm gonna put some salt.
Mm.
Whoa, that hit.
Ugh.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry again. Super baby chelco with the toy.
It is.
Lemai, I remember on Resident Evil Village your dumbass wasted all your ammo on a mini
boss that gave you jack shit and then you accidentally saved over your previous save
file so you cuddled go back and you were stuck.
need that to happen again what wait why do you need that to happen again super baby how
you man honey for the shits and giggles so you want me to suffer for your amusement
Evil Village was a peak movie
Yeah, I could get you the total right now
So I gotta find that node to get into there.
Why is this under the hospital?
Why does she have all the scariest-
Thanks.
I'll give you some charge.
Oh, we got some help.
Sun's out, cut our eyes off.
Oops. Save the parts of bars.
Y'all in?
I'm going to get the money.
Oh my god, oh my god, M.
Chassis now we don't really do nothing down here. We don't got to say
Right this second
But I can't combine some of these things. Let me just throw the inquiries
Store
So this whole time I had this sitting here
Wait, it's already working right? Oh
Oh, just by holding it. Yeah, just by holding it. Yeah, but look at what she went on the gun chest so I can get an extra slot.
That's probably why they did that shit too.
Nega, what is this, bro?
I feel like if I swim too hard, I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah, you locked up there.
What's in there?
Toilet.
Yo, nigga, it's weak in here.
What the hell is that?
I'm not trying to tell you what this shit again ain't, God damn it.
Oh, please, what the fuck was she doing there?
Emily.
Come on, girl.
Oh, thank goodness.
Emily!
Or she not not, let her off.
She not up.
What the fuck is this?
What's the symbolism, Chad?
Relax, babe.
It's a scrap.
Oh, ssss!
I need more ammo.
You can do this.
You can do this
What do I do? What do I do? It's alright. It's alright. What do I do? What do I do? It's alright.
I have to do this with the hits walking around me?
What do I run to though, to if I scare away?
I
There was light
Oh, yeah.
Can I have me kill that bitch?
Fuck me in the ass.
Why do I take a shit?
What's a shit, bro?
What would be the point of that?
Oh, I genuinely gotta shit
Take the two bucks of the balloon for repairs
You know, oh my god, why are
Yeah, I think
Alright, so I'm gonna take this, I'll take it to the other one, like, yes, maybe the tool.
Yo, should I just have quit my bowels work?
This let's make
We don't need some of this
What the fuck is that? What was that? What was that? What was that?
What was that? Was that the bitch?
What?
Oh
This one and uh this kind of the basement. Oh, no, what's his name has a ship? I don't know if it's this one
We all Kennedy had this deal
You have it
I don't have this shit.
I'll wait.
That's examination alone.
That's a bar one.
Yeah, I don't have it.
Not trying to be weird, but it only makes sense for there to be a same Leon barely clothe
with rope against the wall and sweat dripping down from a new features.
Yeah, we don't have the code for this one, right?
Oh wait, basement same code.
1648.
No!
What the fuck?
Oh
Dad is this do
What I even need this for Jack
So I even need to go in here right now. Shall I just take the notes so I have to know
God damn it.
I
me.
That was a sticky situation, Jack.
I'm just not going down those lanes, though, man.
OK, so we'll bring that over to the back,
I don't know what I'm gonna put it in there where the bitch at chat
Okay, so I'm gonna have to take it over there, I wonder exactly where I'm going home.
I
Can switch to this I did it yeah, I ain't full bro. Can I save I want to save
What the fuck?
Mash up.
I
I'll kill you!
I'm gonna craft a Molotov
You think I could throw that a bit? You think I should read this chat? Or nah.
Am I thinking too high hopes?
I
Perchance I think I should make one just in case what do I need for it? I need my blood
I
Like I
What I do that if I need fuckin'
I'll just right there, just so it's just right here
How would I do that?
I guess not right now
They back to walk her into this or I can't you will be coming to life
So this puzzle I probably want to find these into it though. What's this?
What is that? I'm gonna get to that side of my hoodie
I could do that watch some zombies and finish it
Okay, we need to go
I
Was my safe box bro
Was there a safe box you have to remember
Well, I'll take it over here
No.
Alright, someone take it over there.
I
This is over for a reason why oh
Cuz now I could go through here
Like a look since it's off
I
Could take it to that one room right to open
For that part that was like locked in you think to open that little broken shit was that needs something
Maybe no, let's go see
Fucking horror game bro fuck this shit
lockpick
if
I'll give you a back shot, I'll give you a back shot, I'll give you a back shot!
I can't do this shit bro.
Oh, fuck me hell bro.
Well
Too quiet to jump out of me
it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.
I
Just a case
Fuck off!
I'm gonna make some bullets on you stupid ass
Crap
Fuck off
Yeah alright
What do you want from me bro?
I'll use this one to make them lower.
Fuckin' shit.
Alright, um...
How'd he pick it up?
Oh, no, bro.
What do we need to lease that scrap all this shit yo, I might
Okay
And who the security room us us us
I
What I should be storage it we do we need a level 3 wristband
I
Don't do the bottle yet
I do the bottle
I'll be cool, I'll be cool, I'll be cool
Y'all know I said grass
Alright, she's still right there
Alright, let's keep pushing
Let's take it over to Furnace, us, us, us, nothing really over here, right, that's just
for that
that's where I stole that shit, let's go here then
just to hold themselves
us right here for that ranch us yes or yes or
Fuckin' hell.
What is this one?
I think back over here.
Are you kidding me?
Where do I go?
Workshop.
If I put something in it.
One is here.
Who is the key?
I need the key.
Where's the key how the fuck do I get here
Yo, if I plug in the thing in that elevator, do you think the elevator will start working?
You know that one where the elevator was an honor sheet?
I plug in that, like, the node in the area for the elevator.
No?
Oh wait, there's one of these in there.
The fuck off.
Oh, okay.
There you are.
What are you talking about?
No.
Not for the...
What the hell is this, Chad?
Chad!
A lot of mercy.
That's thanks for two.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
We got we got power we got power power I say power
Rage of hairline looking for a toy for Thanos
Okay
Okay, what?
Butta.
What?
Oh, no.
Okay.
I
Can that bitch died to a bullet with my big gun
Try and find out. I don't want to waste the bullet, car.
This road.
Oh, we got three.
a lot of rage but he asked for help you'll fuck you nice get a fortlet key
I bitch about to pop out a few turn them now I don't know pick up certain items
activate certain cutscenes and certain time for that bitch to come through bro
Oh
This cold you're giving me hella ammo bro these niggas is not slick gang fuck
Yeah, it's over bro. You know what it means when they give us ammo and shit.
I'm JK, I'm JK, I'm JK. So how are we gonna do that? How am I gonna take this?
I
Don't wait for me to drain this blood
I got my remove it is it gonna go down
No it's not.
I'm trying to use this shit.
You think I gotta go all the way around and use the other forklifts before I can do anything and then come all the way back here?
Surely not.
Right?
Surely not
Well, it's gonna pop up a few times now, but I got the key this game
I really I know this game like a book roll you get thrown out of them that triggers the bosses to this boss mr.
Jump out
So shocked, like that bitch is shocked, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Like chops, like that bitch is fucking shocked, bro.
little flam came out of my mouth when I screamed, bro.
So that's a blokey niggas right here.
Did I get a slap for it?
No I don't.
What the fuck?
Piece of shit fuck her fuck a piece of shit fuck
I could fake once a security room real quick though
I
I have to mine anything here?
No.
What's up, Nasa?
Idiots.
You're hitting.
You're top.
hideous, you're hideous
you're top, you're top
you're top
ah, you're some young bro
What was that?
Was that here?
Yeah
was one of the
I
Was that fuck with shit at I'm blind I'm fucking reread I
I forgot where this one was at.
Was it this one?
That's the one I just want to.
What's the workshop?
What the?
Oh no, wait.
How do you get here?
Because we came from here.
Damn, we went right past it, huh?
No kissing.
Oh my God, I thought I saw him.
He made me...
Ah!
of
the
death
of
the
Of course he's blocking anything.
I'm not playing with you, Dan.
I
oh
Oh my god.
She's got to be done for now, right?
You want you bad?
Shut up, I said.
Shut up, you fucking piece.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Do you think the water's drained outside or like what?
Is that enough?
I
Died like
My mark on this bit
The fuck is this oh wait
I
Know these niggas alive, bro
Yo gang, this guy is alive, bro.
You're gonna touch me up.
Get off me!
I
So purpose is to jump scare game like nigga trash
Come here.
We'll show our own boys real quick.
Chill. Chill. Chill.
I don't know, gang. Good luck, though.
Stay calm, crazy.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Oh, yes.
I
Ready for whatever they bite the toilet
I
Don't I go meet this for
What?
No, Ceci. Shit, no!
No!
Hey, what are you? What are you? What are you?
What are you? What are you? What are you?
What are you? What are you?
Get off of me!
I'm old!
Get off of me!
You are a fool!
Get off of me!
Why don't you just die, y'all?
You're the opponent!
I said, quit!
I'll help you.
There we go.
There we go, man.
It stopped. It finally stopped.
Get me out. Get me out.
get him out of here coach. Oh, I can look at you from the other side.
this place
don't make me throw mullets off it's a little ugly that bitch don't get a fuck
I'll do it
It's a fan on this other side
Oh, yeah, it was.
So I got one at the furnace, drive to, oh, fuck.
I have to furnace, I collect both from the furnace.
I should leave the furnace one in there though,
get the furnace last, the one on the way down.
Come on, bitch, pop out, pop out.
pull up your blood or see me check
Oh
You're gonna swim me to pull up here with blood or see me check
Any items down here
My goodness, we rich at the 60 ball us, the 10 ball, the 20 ball, just give me these,
Let's get my A's. Let's get somewhere else.
80 ball.
10 ball.
We so, we so lit.
Oh my god.
We're calm.
Us.
We right at furnace too now.
I'ma get the last incubator.
Oh
What the fuck
I'm not playing them games game. I'm not playing with you bro. Ain't nobody gonna run this little bitch
Are you chasing me? I ain't doing it
What was that?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
I don't know what to do with it.
Fall out!
What is that, what is that, I hear it too different, who else is that, I first saw
Okay, so I got this one.
I'm trying to get first.
Wait, how many you got on me right now? Two?
All right, let's go first. We're running to that.
To that last point, bro. It's over, chat. Let's go.
Shit.
Alright.
Let's save.
I was in gangsta shit though.
What?
I
Wasn't gangsta shit though
I'll be right there, Jit.
Fuckin' go, man.
Oh, shit.
Let go, Jit, let go!
Let's go, let's go!
Get your ass up, right, Ashi!
Come on!
Get me, get me!
It's Grace, it's Grace!
Calm down.
Grace, yeah.
Yes, yes, we are, we are.
Hold on tight.
I'm scared.
Oh
What the fuck
It's just beating you down.
Croccy.
Why are my caution levels?
Don't!
The park won't be closed!
Oh, my God!
I
Did close that shit my caution still oh my fine
Yo, I was killed
Yo
Yeah, what good
You'll learn-
No
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, let's go!
I think she's cooked!
Oh my god, I think she's cooked!
Oh, she!
I think she's done!
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my god. Oh, oh, I never thought it was gone. I swear I thought it was over. I thought it was over. Oh my god, I thought it was over.
I'm like, oh, no way. She's about to be out of snow. The way she screamed gay, it's like her shit got cut off.
Hoo wee! That's a bang.
Let's play.
I'm glad.
Grace?
You okay?
Grace, the voice acting might be top.
Joe, top tier.
Actually top tier.
You okay?
Here, I...
I kept this safe for you.
Come oh my god, we get to open the door. Oh my god, come
You so calm low Kirkton Lee. You're so calm. Oh my gosh, you're so
I don't know what's going on.
She's pregnant?
Yo, take this Hughie Clanget home, gang.
Let's get it.
She's about to be yo, what's it called?
Like, Sir Duncan.
What's his name?
Little nigga?
Let's go.
That'd be a stew.
Squire.
Be my egg, shit.
Hey, Emily.
Do you maybe want to leave with me?
It's not safe here.
Um, okay, right.
That's good.
Yo, did you think this was the end of this shit game?
Is he gonna open his bitch?
We just can't get out, watch.
It's supposed to be true.
It is not outside.
What is?
Oh my God, we're out of here.
Finally, we made it.
Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, it's fucking chopper right there
You're right. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out.
Emily
Let's just
We need to keep moving, okay? Yo, we're over here
Stay right there.
It's okay.
We're not infected.
So you're normal?
I...
I think so.
They're fucked.
Those...
things still run around.
Who are you?
You don't need to worry about me.
I'm tired.
What the fuck?
I can't run away, even if I wanted to.
Shoot this nigger.
Can you fly this?
Suss.
Sure can.
My bastard boss took the key.
Look at his eyes, gang. He's turning.
You know, I could fly us all out of here.
If you go get it for me.
It's in there.
Oh wait, he might not be so...
Hey, he might be telling us something.
Hell with these legs.
Slap me with the fuck.
Safe.
Hey, boy.
You can help each other.
I'll protect her.
If you get the key, I'll keep her safe.
I'll keep her safe.
I promise.
Yeah, that ain't no no what I seen.
I just seen a fucking 30-foot bitch.
It's a deal.
And a Los Polos.
Come on.
Some of this nigga's sauce though, gang.
Who got to put his gin in here?
I don't trust this nigga, gang.
Already?
It's the way he talking.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Gotta strap you in.
He about to, hold that back door, bro.
Oh, uh, I'm Grace.
By the way.
Maybe he cool.
Uh, this is Emily.
Harry. Harry. Oh, there's Harry. He might be
I'll be right back. His name is Harry. I ain't never seen
Oh
No littering nobody worry about little shit and look like
I have a review of Victor Giddy and Pedro Selle's preliminary research findings.
There's no zombies in here. Why do you send me in here?
Oh
Please just let it be in here
Oh, what's this?
The hell gone here?
No, we have to come back here again.
We're gonna be here for a minute, all right?
Oh, my God.
Double helix.
Fucking demon.
Oh, I see.
What the fuck?
Yo, this nigga fuckin' nigga Bruce Wayne?
I got some shit like this, but not like these with the whole floor goin' out like I got
a little bat.
You know what I'm sayin'?
I don't got a hold, fuck me.
Yo, I need some shit like this, bro.
How do I get some shit like this?
Oh, Jeanette is made.
Little bitch, she'd probably fucking turn some shit.
Fuck me.
Should I use it?
Let me be using a lot of saves later.
So we're going to do that.
I'm going to save one of these.
That's great, son.
Let me can.
I need some more blood.
what the fuck what the hell what in God's name what
I'm just looking for a emergency, I'm a lot of this in my market.
Holy far.
Joe, this man is a freak.
Jesus Christ.
Now you got a super soldier on one of these shits.
This shit freaks each other.
I need that. Appreciate it.
Fucking fat nigga.
I think I heard it took about the millimeter sample from the 524.3 liter of blood clover
from the 115 affected. Look for Chris Evans Easter egg. What? I know Chris Evans Easter
egg you hear bitch. I'll stop the car. I know Captain America, I know Captain America.
I don't know what's in there.
Where's the evacuation rounds upstairs?
Okay, I don't think...
What the fuck was there here?
What the hell happened here bro?
Down the chair.
I hear a thing I can shoot.
Chad, y'all still haven't told me what these things do.
Any audience for that?
Grace, blood analysis report?
Here are the results that come with the blood analysis you requested.
I'm going to make sure I'm not supposed to...match, match, match, match.
Whoa, what?
Nice.
I look up the key.
Nice.
All right. Now, making our way back out, I don't think it's going to be normal.
The last activity of proof of arrest is deactivated.
So how do they make it away out of here? It's going to be as easy.
Yes, sir. Come on.
All ties have to come back.
God!
I can't confirm that she is indeed...
You just walk around having a conversation and you'll fucking laboratory. You just buzz a corner. You see grace fucking crouched camp
Like what fuck
If all goes as planned
Help us will soon be in our hands
Of course
The first I must initiate
What if he resists one of the main bosses that we've killed in the past?
I
No!
Hey, I'm no!
Ow, that was the force!
Haha!
Yo, get me out of here!
Wait, is that a loop? Haha.
I know, look, we go!
Us!
My god, we go through the helicopter here.
Let's...
Let's watch, let's watch, let's watch.
Ah!
I'll slip you down, nigga.
I'll fight you.
Yeah, get off me.
Fuck.
Get off me.
I don't know what to do with this.
Please, Mark.
No, this is fucking a mug.
Holy fuck.
What is it, man?
I'm sick of this!
Leave me alone!
Get away from me!
You need the obvious.
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
Okay, good man, thank you.
Fuck you, object.
I'm out of here, so hold it.
I'm out of here!
Run, bitch! Run!
Ready to rep? Ready to rep?
Run!
Oh, bitch!
The coward will end up in life!
Run! Run! Run! Run, bitch! Run!
Oh, my God.
Fuck all that, I don't give a fuck.
I ain't no looking back.
Why does this shit keep happening?
Yo, that helicopter's strong.
That helicopter's just out there to avoid a game, if it is.
Yo gang, that nigga's dead, bro. How do I tell you?
Where's the helicopter driver, bro?
one of them
what are you like about the fuck you get your laser
oh never mind
we out we out we out we out
Grace, Grace what's happening
it's okay Emily
what isn't happening
I'm here
Emily
it's gonna get a little bumpy
there's a W Harry in the chat
I'm right next to you
yo where's Leon
oh no lady I'm gonna need you up front
no it's okay I'm alright
come on come on come on
oh there are so many of them
she's here
you think it's all about no strength gang
come on, try and get some of these things on it
oh my
fucking school boots
oh my god
don't go there
oh shit
hold tight I'm taking off
Holy shit. Oh my god.
What is this?
Oh my god.
If y'all don't just count me down.
Oh no, we're not flying nowhere.
We ain't flying nowhere.
Christ.
We ain't dead nowhere, gang!
We have nowhere to hide. Nothing to get dead to.
Watch, Harry dead.
Get his head light and energy.
That's how they do energy, gang.
I'll never leave you, okay?
What?
Isn't that her stomach?
Emily?
What is this?
Grace?
Oh, fuck.
Why is she gonna do this?
You don't hear the crashing shit. Oh my god. He sees it
Oh
I'm going to go and just, oh, shit.
Oh, we snuck in.
Oh, we got a ball action.
Oh, get on my muscle keyboard right now.
Stop playing with me.
Check out my muscle keyboard and his clique niggas.
You like that, Nick?
I don't like that, nigga.
What?
Watch this.
come on like that
I just can't stay out of trouble. Come on like that watch this shit
I'm a musky boy neither where you at sherry Grace is still here yeah
tons of files on a big just computer she's connected to this they're not here for now though
so that gives my pants to this point
no i've got it covered
that's
oh yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I
Don't worry about that shit I got you covered
Fuck
oh see how you can't serve this. Hey reload, how you reloading?
Hey reload on the keyboard.
Alright, it wasn't reloaded before.
I wasn't reloading, I was just, I've been clicking R.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, miss one get in there get in there hurry up get in there
got you right don't even worry about that shit, show me
You know what I'm saying that's that muscle keyboard game.
I have a muscle keyboard gaming game.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, excuse me.
That was swag.
I go live.
Take the scope off this bed.
Can I do that?
I
Take this low block that bit
Oh, this is what we doing
This is what we doing
I ain't nothin' but a thing.
Good. I ain't nothin' but a thing, you know?
You know my shit. You'll just sleep there for a night, you know?
Let's go.
No.
Grace.
You know what I say, guys?
Wishy.
This is Emily. Help me. I can't stop the bleeding.
Hey, hey, look at me.
We're gonna be okay.
Yeah?
Let me define the poor valve.
I can't stay here.
That should be the way to the water treatment plant.
It's our way out.
Let's go.
Water treatment.
Something is gonna beat us in our mission.
So, lift the bitch and let me shoot you.
No!
This is it.
They're safe.
Go.
Now.
Sit.
This is it.
I'll keep our friends busy.
I don't think I'm gonna last.
This bomb has a lot of bombs.
Bomb has a lot of bombs.
I
Shot we was moving
Fucking moving
Hey, put a gun in my hand and we're gonna be fucking shooting nigga. Haha, you know that
Why is it a she's out
The tunnels
Yo, too low curtain low gen why are we in a fucking
He's gotta be a way to get to the surface low cur genuinely gang
They're doing this game so well chair. I'm very impressed. I'm not going down
Not surprised those
Like why can't companies make more games can't like this, but I know the budget
But I cheese price
It's not slow the straightest
What happened to her? Is there just blood on her shirt?
Why did she get like a puncture wound on her?
Yeah, there's one banyan on this bitch. Us. Us.
The roof hatch is operated by the panel inside the storage bay.
The power supply errors, persistence, receptors,
the power distribution,
there's a lower area that should activate the control panel
and allow you to operate the hatch.
Whoa, what's a bullet's that?
Is that some machine gun bullets?
Is there some machine gun in here?
Oh, come.
What is the right bullets?
I want, I want, I want, I want no.
I want, I want, I want, I want mama's no.
Why can't I have mommy's room?
Can I have it?
I want, I want, I want my mommy's milk.
Goo-goo-ca-ca.
I want...
I want milk.
I want mama's milk. I want a bottle. I want milk for mommy.
Good, good, good. God, God.
I
Bottle of shit
Do an interesting motherfucker
Bro, they don't kill Z9 chat Broward took a hit a few days ago game
Well, yeah, we have any lights on again.
I
Gotta get the power on
They like me for run-through game
Not even a light we can run through other bro. It's just quote
I need to find these power units.
where's 40's head
you saved already? yes I saved
this is where we came from innit
I
Know the bitch from the pop-out game like you're not
Why did you mean so much of this ammo, bro?
There has to be one somewhere.
I
The bomb bitch
For one of your mouth off
I'm just hiding levers again, but I put one of these levers to your fucking head.
Holy fuck.
Damn.
Fuck off.
fuck off me
fuck you
I can't believe you
I need to put my fucking lever in
I don't have my own speed
I'm not fucking there just like that
fuck off
fuck you from your ass
I actually disgusted the creature. I was actually even going to run away for...
I'm out of here, but...
I gotta find grease nigga
That one right through her again.
Come on.
Anyway, it's all right.
Come on, stay.
You're fucking disgusting.
This is a shit.
I need some more to high grade game.
We need some more to high grade game.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, shi-
That's where I came from.
show show show show bitch show bitch
What was that?
Oh, man.
What was that?
that
was that it?
good shot
best of left please
Thank you Lord.
Who the fuck in Tradlodyte?
Oh shit.
I
Right there
Hang on a run! Hang on a run!
I don't want to match. I need to hurry.
Stop, bitch!
Fuck.
I'm gonna press that shit
Come on, the whole thing
It's stuck
Actually filthy, nasty thot, you're a fucking thot, disgusting, nasty, smut, bitch, smut.
Fucking dirty-
Oh, friend of me.
Fuckin' moon, bro.
These hella bullets in these, they're straight.
Emily, it's me.
Emily.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Wake up.
Come on.
Oh, jeez.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, Emily.
Oh.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
Oh, come on, Emily.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 29, 30.
Come on.
David.
Come on.
David.
OK.
You're OK.
She did it.
Look.
She's turning.
Move, leave.
I'm right here.
You're OK.
Emily!
Emily?
I
Bro that is the first down syndrome zombie I've ever seen in my life, bro. That is fucked they turn Emily into some fucking shit
Abomination gay
I
Listen
I'm this fucking dead.
I'm there for something.
You know why I'm leaving like that?
That's how I am leaving no more.
Trust me, you're rather dead than this fucking abomination.
You think I'm ready for everything?
Like, check it from Ben 10 Gang, right?
It's over, bro.
You just one small limb.
I wanted to save her.
You couldn't.
Ow, shit.
No, I never would have been scared to death.
How are you going to save her, bro?
Ow!
This is all my fault.
Again.
Look, I get it.
Trust me, I get it.
But we're still alive.
We have to keep going.
But she was low key safe in that room.
It's probably what she was thinking.
She tried to save her.
She fucking died.
Even though she wasn't, she was getting kept captive
and used as a tip.
What are you doing?
Chris, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Chris.
Chris?
Leon, Leon's in the dead, that is.
He's in the dead.
I
Will presses within reach grace
I'd like you to come with me
Come with you. Well, you feel lost, but you know
You're exactly where you need to be.
I'm waiting for you, Grace.
I'm worried.
Laccoon City.
You're the reason for its destruction,
but you're also the key to building a brave new world.
What?
Why does it look swaggy?
I need to find a piece.
I can suffer off as a-
I'm gonna show you your true purpose
Yo, what wait what?
Oh
Yes
Yo
Yo, what about Leon bro cuffing up his organs?
Yo, what is happening gang? What if it's he sees the reason for his destruction?
No, I believe yo, yo, this is what she take a 30s game
I
Hey checking in good timing
Did you find anything on opus not yet
Nothing on the surface
Maybe we need a hard clearance I requested one and I was told to shut down the investigation
What why?
I'll just go to one of these, yeah, we're in this together till the end I've
always been good at working in the shadows
Let's not do anything too risky, yeah.
Me?
Never.
I'm gonna find Grace.
She definitely has something to do with Albus.
This is before our chat, huh?
Or just after?
This is after oh my god oh my god
Holy fuck holy shit
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you about to try it again?
You have to find another way around. What are you about to do?
Let's hope that enemies are about to be...
I think I found clues to where they might be. Some coordinates on Victor's computer.
Patreon time? You all seeing his Patreon time?
Okay, is there a boss coming up soon because I could go I want to do it. There's a boss in the next like 30 minutes
Do that
this is where I left off. That's where you left off.
You say, fuck, Patriot. Look the fuck. Yo, are we are we are we like, decently into
the game like a quarter way through if you don't reckon series if I can leave
if you can if you have a great go to the police station and then there's public
cause of big part half thank you dearly for all your support over the years
Did Leon need ribbons to save?
Ain't nobody trying to do all that, bro.
Ain't nobody trying to go down there.
Yo, this is crazy.
Yo, I know which I'm going in.
That was nothing but ash and memories.
Need a key to unlock.
Alright.
We're out of county now. It's like...
...Messetru shits.
Yo, Wattie's web's so big!
Come on, I just got to this bitch, bro!
Oh my god!
I
Change it this nigga I feel like I gotta be comfy again
Wait
I
in real life
ha
What the fuck? That didn't hit him?
What the hell?
Shoot that. Oh, shit!
Do anything.
That guy has a weak spot. This is what you two are.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, I get to a queer.
Oh my god.
I got a shit I gotta see the booty hole chat. I don't want to waste bullets in his face.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Come on.
I'm going to lock up.
Hit this.
Get up.
Hit this.
Alright, back.
Hit this.
Oh my god!
I
Turn that shit around bro, I see it with that little bush
Oh
I
Haven't you had enough
Come back. Come back. Come back.
I want to miss our raccoon city hospital.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, whoa!
Literally disgusting.
Okay, hold on though, Shaq.
Shaq, you doing what I was saying?
I feel like this is a good place to stop.
I'm some gangster shit.
I feel like this is a cool place to stop.
Did you save? How do you save?
This is auto-save I'm assuming.
This game is so fucking tough.
Oh my God.
If we're 50%, I mean, we just beat this part of the game.
We're 52%.
We can beat this by tomorrow or Thursday
if we really grind this shit tomorrow.
Chat, tomorrow?
I know today.
I owe you guys, man.
I have to make it up to y'all niggas
We need a 5 p.m. 6 p.m. Boot tomorrow latest latest 6 p.m
latest
We got to make it up to y'all niggas
Listen we're starting off good
I'm ending now for the help of some patreon watch the nights of the seven kingdoms
Femi
I'm gonna go feed some of my dogs over a quick
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't no one was trying to eat earlier,
let's see if you're gonna eat now.
Little compies, little compies.
You know what I'm saying?
Love you all niggas, chat.
All right, love you all.
Love you all niggas, y'all.
Let me catch you out tomorrow,
or in a few, or in a few for the picture.
I got to take a shit, too.
Kurt, big Kurt with a big five, getting a full-on Kurt with a big five, getting a big
Kurt with a big five, getting a full-on, or what the shit, the more I talk about the
more I talk about it.
Alright, chat.
Ah.
Love y'all niggas.
Stay safe.
Oh, I actually gotta poop myself.
Alright.
Love y'all, I'm out here.
Love y'all.
See y'all in the fuck.
See y'all in the community.
Best community in the fucking world.
Love y'all to the death.
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